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i mean that was really gay of her

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom went to the louie anderson show once ;_;

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

that's even worse

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

wait actually no i take that back

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i'm assuming your mom didn't go there because she was thoroughly convinced louie anderson would give her a message from her dead relatives that she had been waiting for.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Fox/Life%20With%20Louie/Louie_300.gif

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

gis for life with louie very baffling btw

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

HE IS MINNESOTA'S COMEDIC TREASURE AFTER THAT OTHER GUY

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

christ that is even uglier than i remembered it being

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

wait gis for "life with louie" is the funniest thing i've read all day!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean what is this!
http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/mr_t/medallion/mr_t_medallion_20.jpg

and then jimmy stewart?? awesome.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man ally was it you i was talking to when i was trying to remember the difference between life with louie and bobby's world? having done some preliminary research, the difference appears to be that louie was fat.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

wait dear picture where did you go

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap YES we were having that discussion like maybe before the electric six show a couple weeks ago? about all of these really confusing tv shows for children based around comedians that shouldn't have existed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ally how was electric 6 show? they are in prov soon, i should go y/n?

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

y 100% go

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

it was completely awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, I want you all to start talking about...

PASTAGINA

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wow no thank you

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Pastagina is the fusion between something old and something new. This is the new Pasta Era, you always can come to us to taste the Old Italian Flavor but don’t worry about your time, now with the Fusion with the Technology you don’t have to worry about the Time...

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

tomato sauce or a nice creamy alfredo?

― milo z, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the new Pasta Era, you always can come to us to taste the Old Italian Flavor but don’t worry about your time, now with the Fusion with the Technology you don’t have to worry about the Time...

i can't tell you how many times i've ruined my fusilli because i've been fretting about morris day's backing band.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh-ee-oh-ee-oh!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

JEROME!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm just excited to taste the Old Italian Flavor of PASTAGINA!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

guys wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

tastes like
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/42/86/0000004286_20060919221138.jpg?x=300&y=400&sig=EPnzMI6diuK1MmxENwjO1A--

― milo z, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't want to taste any old italian's pastagina.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS IT TAKES SO LONG TO COOK PASTA / THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

EAT IT RAW

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tomie.com/images/spotlight_on/strega/strega_nona.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"We Will Rock You" is blaring out of the marketing director's office. Preparing for a big sales force conference.

Next, I predict, "Eye of the Tiger."

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i predicted fat bottomed girls

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like it better if he played beyond the sea

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"Pretty Woman". WTF is going on at this sales conference?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

strippers, obv.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.inmagine.com/img/pixtal/pt154/CD154060.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Next: "Y'all ready for this" by 2 Unlimited.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i wish i went to THOSE sales meetings

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

The same thing just happened to me, but I was at a bar and drunk and they were playing Steve Miller songs.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus fucking christ this effing problem set

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i wouldn't feel so bad about consecutive 13 hour days if i had a couple of high lifes here with me. what would they hurt? i have spell check on this fucking thing.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

they would hurt nothing, kevin. if there's one thing i learned at my old job it's that i was BETTER at it when i was a little drunk (which happened exactly once when i had beers with lunch)

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i miss the public sector. ;_;

more to the point, i miss being the boss.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i remember going to the loan closing with US Bank and having them get kind of weirded out when our balance sheet showed we had over $30,000 listed under "booze". in hindsight jeremy probably should have named that something else. "entertainment" or "refreshments" or whatever.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd love a beer right now, but I'm totally not better at this job when I'm drunk. I tried it last week, after several cups of wine at a co-worker's going-away to-do, and all I can say is that detail-oriented work and giddy drunkenness do not mix.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

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