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dude i'm gonna be dead by august 10, we have to also go to an earlier show plz

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

matt dalton question papers guess papers mark hopkins pocket protector number one internet resource for all pocket protector marty bouchard guess papers matt dalton jay crawdads oink invites pocket protector will send you oink invites

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i love how we think we have the power to pull people into our thread, to summon them from the internet into our world, like a seance, only they are not dead.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i am posting this all on my blog, i'll let you know if jay crawdads shows up there instead and try to focus his attention on the correct place to go.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The airport is so much better with gin and elderflower and a cheeseburger.

I wonder if they can make a flask for the plane or will I be begging a stern faced nordic stewardess for just one more korsenkorva vinha. (Please let this not have gone pay for booze on this run)

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

The first Killers album was actually quite nice. Sort of a cross-in-between postpunk and New Romanics, like Magazine or something. I don't like this Bruce Springsteen thing about their most recent one though.

-- Geir Hongro, Monday, April 9, 2007 10:27 AM (1 hour ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this post!!!!!!! i cannot keep clicking on ilm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ally it's GEIR ffs

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

everything he says could be accurately tagged with "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this post!!!!!!!"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i know that but it was the first thing i read upon going to ilm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I am sure George Michael would love to stick that sax in "Careless Whisper" up his anal.

-- Geir Hongro, Saturday, April 7, 2007 12:23 PM (Yesterday)

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

see things like that are why i keep reading ilm

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

also the depression

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even believe that is actually the geir hongro anymore, i refuse to believe that some insane norwegian robot has spent the past 12 years of his life sitting on the internet incessantly propping paul mccartney. it's just too sad to actually believe in.

beartrap ok that's just made up.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

say say say what you want ally about geir but dude knows his pop stars

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i think alex and i have had this discussion before but i don't actually believe any of these people are real. geir, tuomas, PEW, dog latin, wesley useche, "ned."

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

That Ned guy is clearly a fraud.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i don't get your dog latin fixation

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

agh christ ned

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey awesome i get to have my "six month review" that i was bitching about like a week ago today

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I will check up on that tuomas guy this week, how does one tell if one's drinking companion is an android?

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

if robotuomas is at all like small wonder (and i think it's a safe bet to assume he is), there will be a gigantic "on/off" switch on his back. that should be your first clue.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i want a picture of Ed and Tuomas in a shopping cart

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

or racing each other in shopping carts

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

btw both of yr tattoos are v v blood diamonds.

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

What river wolf said.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

guys is this fuckin real?
http://www.joshreads.com/images/07/04/i070406famcirc.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

dolly in ricky bobby shocker

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, the one yesterday was totally moronic

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

OVERDRAFT FEES AGH

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

PAGING PETE

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

also: http://www.fborfw.com/strip_fix/strips/2007/april/a1t/070405mre.gif

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

DO YOU WANT SOME CRAMPS OMG OMG OMG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ya rly

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.urbanhonking.com/greatestband/archives/cramps.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

NO BRYAN GREGORY NO CRED

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/14002.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

he actually looks like a giant skull! what a bro.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

aw wvs kid congo had it goin on too nevermind

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't wait to see what brian can do with DO YOU WANT SOME CRAMPS to be totally honest

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

(ô ô) boy (sometimes also used to indicate surprise)
(ö ö) girl
(ó ò) surprised, scared
(ò ó) angry
(ó ô) quizzical or "Indeed" (designed to mimic Star Trek's Mr. Spock)
(╥_─) -_-; -_-' annoyed, hiding frustration, dread
=^_^= blushing, or a cat face (mischievous)
*^_^* blushing
fO_o scratching head
?_? confused/curious/not comprehending
^n_n^ catgirl or boy
d-_-b listening to music
~~~~>_<~~~~ weeping horribly
(9ò_ó)=@ fighting, throwing a punch
Q(^.^Q) winner
w-('u')-w Kilroy was here (extensible)
b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b, etc. thumbs-up
q(-_-)p thumbs-down
\,,/(^_^)\,,/ happy rockin'
(¬_¬)/¯ "It's good... to go!"
\0-0/ wearing glasses (nerd)
;_; or !_! 2 eyes crying.
(ρ_-)o sleepy / rubbing eyes
( ._.)ø or ø(._. ) writing
><((((º> Something fishy.
t(-_-t) or -_-*,,|, Giving the middle finger / flipping off.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

\m/(^_^)\m/

valuable resource 8080 ally cool boy!

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

OVERDRAFT FEES AGH

-- river wolf, Monday, April 9, 2007 1:33 PM (29 minutes ago)

RW would you like to tell your story to the c3nter for r3sponsible l3nding? i work on OD stuff and could totally call you and get yr story etc. email me through here if you wanna share

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

;y=ｰ( ﾟдﾟ)･∵.

SUICIDE EMOTICON WHERE U BEEN MY LIFE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

OH FUCK YOU NEW ILX. JUST FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

UM DUDE SO CUTE

( ._.)ø WRITING

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

b(~_^)d fonz.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

(¬_¬)/¯
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― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

;y=-(x_x)･∵.

would that work?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

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