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"Ogobogonia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region."

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Below Average

Location: the West Pacific

The Republic of Coulsonia is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A healthy private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coulsonia's national animal is the anorexic teenage model and its currency is the angst.

"No, Really!"
UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: Ilxoria

The Republic of Croal is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its intelligent population of 8 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 34%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Basket Weaving industry.

Voting is compulsory and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is relatively low. Croal's national animal is the euglena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the crodr.

I think you'll find that it's very common in the business world for the richest person in the office to be the stupidest.

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The Ranch Lobster's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

YESSSSSSSS

Seriously - my state objected to another state's policies and the guy seemed to really take it personally.

And check out the weapons and warmaking discussions - shades of high school D&D for sure.

"Here's a neat nation role-playing game! It doesn't really have rules, structure or a point! If you like it, BUY MY BOOK YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY MAIL ME YOUR PIN NUMBER..."

Is one of you going to own up to being the guy hitting on me in telegrams? Is my country particularly sexxxy that what I look like is relevant?

*checks again* Oh ho, now I've got it! That legion of door-to-door insurance salesmen must be providing their customers with highly...particular service.