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i mean, it's nominally "history" because they'll titillate you with all these wacko occult theories and then be like "there's no reliable historical evidence for this"

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

that's how i wrote most of my papers at columbia

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

WAS KENNEDY TAKEN ABOARD A NAZI-PILOTED UFO? NEXT ON THE BIOGRAPHY CHANNEL

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Mysteries of the Freemasons
Episode: The Beginning.

Suspected throughout their long history of plotting to overtake the world, accused of fomenting revolution, and reviled as devil worshippers that stole King Solomon's treasure, the Freemasons claim they're merely a civic-minded fraternity, bound together by harmless rituals. Our high-energy cocktail of dramatic reenactment, expert interviews, and on-location footage entertains historians Akram Elias, Stephen Bullock, and Brent Morris to retell the Freemasons' central myth concerning Hiram Abiff, mythical builder of Jerusalem's Temple of Solomon. During construction, he was killed by three workers who believed his "secret" would impart magical powers--representing the three evils against which Freemasons believe they're still struggling: ignorance, fanaticism, and tyranny. Today, the world's 2.5 million Freemasons meet to reenact the ritual of Hiram's murder as the initiation ceremony for the main rank of Master Mason.

Rating: TVPG

Running Time: 60 minutes

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hah my moms sometimes listens to this late late night am talk show 'coast to coast' which is the loopiest conspiracy stuff, and then she gets freaked out & i'm like HOW ABOUT DONT LISTEN TO THAT SHOW

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

my old apartment used to be in direct sightline of that old biography sign above columbus circle (which i think is something else now??? like a cable news channel sign?) and that was always the most hilarious because it only ran weather forecast and the time of day but then would randomly advertise, without warning, whatever biography they were showing that evening so it'd be like TODAY'S FORECAST 32F/0C SUNNY WINDS 5MPH SW RONALD REAGAN CHANCE OF SNOW 10:32AM.

i kind of could watch that shit for a really long time when i felt like not showing up on time to work.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

haha ART BELL ftw

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

omg my mom used to listen to art bell

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i'm v confident that my stepmom listened to art bell.

it's probably my dad's fault actually but he just thought shit was funny, same reason he picked up the fortean times

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i think art bell's not on anymore? can you confirm/deny elmo?

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i can never figure out if my mom is interested in this shit because it's funny or because she thinks any of it is real, it'll be like one day she's on 94/7 batboy tip and then next day she's seriously sitting there telling me about what will happen when the axis turns and it's like MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM STFU and my dad would just be like "i'm sorry, dear, what did you say? i think i'm having a hard time hearing today, i had headphones on earlier."

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I remember once during Art Bell's tenure on Coast to Coast, there was a guy who called in about black helicopters, and while he was on the air the caller started freaking out: "What...? Oh my god. THEY'RE HERE, THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!! THEY'RE... *click*"

And Art Bell was like, "There you have it folks, they got him."

Art Bell has since been replaced, but I still think he does one show once in a while? xpost

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha "they got him"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean art bell is basically blood diamonds, i shouldn't talk shit about him

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom went to the fucking george anderson show one time

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean that was really gay of her

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom went to the louie anderson show once ;_;

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

that's even worse

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

wait actually no i take that back

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i'm assuming your mom didn't go there because she was thoroughly convinced louie anderson would give her a message from her dead relatives that she had been waiting for.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Fox/Life%20With%20Louie/Louie_300.gif

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

gis for life with louie very baffling btw

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

HE IS MINNESOTA'S COMEDIC TREASURE AFTER THAT OTHER GUY

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

christ that is even uglier than i remembered it being

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

wait gis for "life with louie" is the funniest thing i've read all day!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean what is this!
http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/mr_t/medallion/mr_t_medallion_20.jpg

and then jimmy stewart?? awesome.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man ally was it you i was talking to when i was trying to remember the difference between life with louie and bobby's world? having done some preliminary research, the difference appears to be that louie was fat.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

wait dear picture where did you go

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap YES we were having that discussion like maybe before the electric six show a couple weeks ago? about all of these really confusing tv shows for children based around comedians that shouldn't have existed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ally how was electric 6 show? they are in prov soon, i should go y/n?

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

y 100% go

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

it was completely awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, I want you all to start talking about...

PASTAGINA

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wow no thank you

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Pastagina is the fusion between something old and something new. This is the new Pasta Era, you always can come to us to taste the Old Italian Flavor but don’t worry about your time, now with the Fusion with the Technology you don’t have to worry about the Time...

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

tomato sauce or a nice creamy alfredo?

― milo z, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the new Pasta Era, you always can come to us to taste the Old Italian Flavor but don’t worry about your time, now with the Fusion with the Technology you don’t have to worry about the Time...

i can't tell you how many times i've ruined my fusilli because i've been fretting about morris day's backing band.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh-ee-oh-ee-oh!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

JEROME!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm just excited to taste the Old Italian Flavor of PASTAGINA!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

guys wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

tastes like
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/42/86/0000004286_20060919221138.jpg?x=300&y=400&sig=EPnzMI6diuK1MmxENwjO1A--

― milo z, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't want to taste any old italian's pastagina.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS IT TAKES SO LONG TO COOK PASTA / THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

EAT IT RAW

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tomie.com/images/spotlight_on/strega/strega_nona.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"We Will Rock You" is blaring out of the marketing director's office. Preparing for a big sales force conference.

Next, I predict, "Eye of the Tiger."

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i predicted fat bottomed girls

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

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