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I had a dream on Saturday that I was battling the giant squid they just found in Japan with the aid of AdamRl and Ong-Bak the Thai Warrior.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I went to bed last night hoping to dream of lady pirates that morphed into ice cream cones but it just didn't happen for me.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Then there was this other dream about a dude called Knutson, no one liked him. I think some Hollywood actress was leading the campaign against him, I can't quite recall which one. Chris (London ILX version) told me to let a door shut in Knutson's face.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I've had that dream Dan, it's over-rated.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

That's a real classic, Jocelyn!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't had an ILX dream in so long! Maybe it's because I've been being a little abstemious with the ILXing.

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm suprised, Rox, cause this:

Last night: I had to give Barima a ride from the Knoxville airport to my house, where he was crashing. He was wearing a kind of blue/red, argyle sweater vest and carrying a solitary, brown train case. My IRL friend Ben demanded to be in charge of Rima's travel money, shoving the cash greedily into his pockets. Rima said something like "Um, are you even sure of the amounts?" and Ben was like, "YES, TWENTY SEVEN IN THE FRONT POCKET AND FIFTY SEVEN IN THE BACK. I'VE GOT IT."
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), April 15th, 2005.

is fucking astounding. Taken me this long to see it too. My youngest brother has a case pretty much matching that description and I nearly bought a pink/purple argyle sweater vest on Sunday, though I want one full stop. And I want to crash at your place someday.


I dreamed recently that I finally hooked up with Mutya from the Sugababes and we had this fanatstic relationship where we took the piss out of each other constantly, had great "chemistry" and I was the perfect father to her mondo adorable baby daughter, but The Lex ultimately renounced his friendship with me because he kept objecting over Mutya having a post-birth sex life or something (just like in real life).

BARMS, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I actually dreamed last night that Oprah died, and the whole time that I was watching the insane media coverage, I was thinking "Huh. I just had a dream the other night that this happened."

I usually stay away from "dream threads", but I just wanted to put this down somewhere to jinx my dream from coming true. Long live Oprah. You owe me your life.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a dream the other night that I was in America and I went to visit some friends in the middle of a desert and it turned out that we were staying at Allyzay's house. Her father owned a zoo/safari park type thing out the back yard, and we sat and looked at hippos and alligators and bears running around. Then someone showed me a magazine, a sort of Hello! type thing, and it was full of glamorous pictures of an engagement party and it was Tombot and Allyzay, all glamorous and Hello!-magaziney.

I have no friends in deserts in the middle of the states, and have never met Allyzay and Tombot.

The next night I had another ILX dream, but I can't remember it at all.

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Argh, last night I dreamed I had sex with an ILX0r. I'm kind of disturbed. I mean, I do kind of fancy him, but it was still weird to dream of sex with someone you know like that. Weex.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 09:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a dream last night that all ilx posts were written in yoda grammar

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link

unclear, the meaning is

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to have some more shagging ilx0r dreams soon

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to have some more shagging ilx0r dreams soon

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night I dreamt that Ed was removing shop fittings from a closed-down Warp Records shop. Then I went to see The Futureheads with Lex. Get out of my dreams you lot. (And before anyone comes back with the obvious joke, i do not drive and have no car.)

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to have some more tea soon

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

well that's a goal we all share.

xxpost

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

So apparently my subconscious is on a roll with the ILXness cos the other night I dreamt that Carly and I were tired from walking around town and she was feeling bloo so we ducked into a nearby cafe to rest & cheer up. Unfortunately, in a twist from the "why'd the NYC diner kick us out for ordering fries?" thread, it was NO CAFE but in fact Anthony Bourdain's new (imaginary) restaurant and we couldn't stay unless we ordered serious food. Fortunately there was a prix fixe menu with an Argentine-themed option for $30 a head; meal consisted of a cut of beef and a cottage loaf of homemade bread. No veg, apparently!

At some point the Nick Lowe song "So It Goes" was played in the restaurant (which was empty but for us) and AB was favorably impressed that both Carly and I sang along -- so he sent a bottle of champagne to our table, and it tasted like strawberries. That's all I remember.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

(I have to confess, I'm ever so slightly disappointed that no one has actually asked which ILX0r I had dream sex with. Or even tried to guess.)

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I had this bizarre dream last night that the guys in my band were going on about maria tessa sciarrino -- saying how pretty she is and stuff. One f them said she had a "kind mouth" or somesuch. I was like "Ha! You don't even KNOW her! *I* know her!!" or something. What?

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a dream on Saturday that I was battling the giant squid they just found in Japan with the aid of AdamRl and Ong-Bak the Thai Warrior.

Somewhat likely.

Lion-O (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

(I have to confess, I'm ever so slightly disappointed that no one has actually asked which ILX0r I had dream sex with. Or even tried to guess.)
-- Paranoid Spice (masonicboo...), October 13th, 2005.

Fine. It's Ken. Y'happy?

BARMS knows it's really him. Yeah, really. No, really., Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Mark C.?

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

stevem

Lion-O (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Martin Skidmore?

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

gareth?

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Mracello Carlin?

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil

Lion-O (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

momus?

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Kate is being silent because we have actually named *all* the people in her dream.

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Mracello Carlin?

I was waiting for someone to open that can of worms...

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

???

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

he's not a can of worms, he's a man.

Lion-O (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

That's something science must decide.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Cast them both into the swamp and see which floats.

Lion-O (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

put them both in a microwave and see which bursts

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I just don't think he'd be top of Kate's sex dreams list, that's all...

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

jon williams?

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

It's an ilxor Kate knows, however, so Matt DC and Ricky T are now in the frame.

BARMS knows it's really him. Yeah, really. No, really., Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

The Lex? Swygart? Dr C?

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

(actually, my money's on RJG)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Mracello Carlin?

I was waiting for someone to open that can of worms...

-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...), October 13th, 2005.

Let's reseal that particular can as quickly as possible, shall we?

"Mracello" Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 14 October 2005 05:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, gee, it's someone I know and someone I do actually *fancy* so certain cans of worms can stay closed.

My mystery dreamsex man has been named in the above list, though. He was good in dreambed, as well. :-)

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 14 October 2005 06:52 (eighteen years ago) link

no, not "certain cans of worms," plural and non-specific - THAT PARTICULAR CAN of worms. call a spade a spade, and all that.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 14 October 2005 07:18 (eighteen years ago) link

i had a dream about getting some heroin last night.
not ilx0r related, but worth mentioning, i think.

even stranger was the fact that when i woke up and realised it was a dream, i was kinda disappointed.

wtf?

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 14 October 2005 07:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know why you're posting a non-ILxor related dream on a thread about ILx dreams either.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 14 October 2005 07:23 (eighteen years ago) link

quite obviously it was simply to annoy everybody.
yeesh. forget it.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 14 October 2005 07:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night I dreamed that I was a character in some sort of mid-nineties Bill Cosby crime/mystery drama. Luna and I had been taken captive by the villain and were being held in an apartment. The captivity was actually not very strict. We never saw the villain or any real signs of captivity. Mostly we just sat in the living room and ate cookies and chatted, and every now and then Vanessa Huxtable would show up to tell us how Cosby was coming along with solving the crime. Still, Luna seemed a little worried about the whole thing, because her son had just contracted a rare form of bellybutton lice, and she needed to take him to the doctor. She seemed embarrassed about telling me this, so I lied and said that I too had suffered from bellybutton lice, and that it was no laughing matter.

Then a bunch of my middle school friends came over to help formulate an escape plan. We went out into a garage and built a giant hardwood canoe-on-wheels, which we used to batter through the rear wall of the apartment and roll away down the back slope. When we hit the one obstacle along the way -- a big curb -- I activated the special wheelie-popping device we'd installed in the canoe, and we made it over successfully. But then I looked behind me, and noticed that Nick and Brian and I were the only ones who hadn't been jounced out of the canoe by the impact. So after a long argument about it, I convinced Nick and Brian to ignore Bill Cosby (who was up on the next hillside with a bunch of police vans, waving us to safety) and we went back toward the building to search for Luna and the others.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I hate when I get bounced out of canoes.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 October 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

haha at first i thought you said 'canos as in volcanoes, and i was like yeah that isn't always pleasant (but then the bad part is really getting into one in the first place

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 15 October 2005 07:08 (eighteen years ago) link


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