My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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Dan, your new restaurant definitely needs a Momus Dog.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

("it" being the uniform, not anything else)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

(though come to think of it, she still owes me $200)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally's family is purty.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sean, I don't think they make buns small enough.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha! That beard reminds me of the SNL fake commercial for strap-on beards. Their main use: to show late people your displeasure.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha!

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

shuddup.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

there are a lot of strip clubs that serve food, y'know. Somehow, this does not appeal to me

The thing about the food at these places is that it's delicious and cheap. It's like the drinks in Vegas, only not completely free. They serve you huge t-bone steaks and shit for, like six bucks, freeing up your money for other things. They key is not to spend the money on other things.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well for some reason, my sister James chose to dress up on Halloween or something like that as Sigmund Freud. Hence the beard.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes Yancey.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well for some reason, my sister James chose to dress up on Halloween or something like that as Sigmund Freud. Hence the beard.

I might be in love with your sister.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

although it comes across more as Sigmund Lincoln.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's the sort of thing she does. "Hey, what are you going to be for Halloween?" "Bertrand Russell." "Ok, great!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.fishin-harry.com/EJ/gallerytour/images/02-bathtubdog.gif

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

why the dog in the bath?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kenan you cheapskate.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally, my friend has the best answer to the question: "What are you going to be for Halloween?" ... "anything but me."

Actually a better answer is "a slice of pizza with an axe."

You can tell your sister she has a secret asian man admirer.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, I've never actually done that. I could never resist the allure of paying another $7 for 8 ounces of gin and tonic at the very least. I haven't been to a strip club in years, though. I should go more often, maybe.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

The best answer to the Halloween question was shown on the defunct television show NewsRadio, where Bill MacNeil claimed he was going to come as "the man without socks".

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Terrifying.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=33924

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

HA!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love the title of that one Matos!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I always like Joe's answer from that episode: "My identical twin who is two inches taller than me".

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The food is really good in that strip club" = "I read Playboy for the articles"?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, that was an excellent answer too. God, I miss that show. Do you remember the one where Bill and Dave discussed their addictions? That was my favorite..."Coffee and cigarettes are not equatible." "They are if you drink enough coffee." "Oh, Dave, Dave...how much coffee can you possibly drink?" "2, 3...pots." "A day?" "Yes." "That's just sick."

The best Bill MacNeil line, however, was about the holidays, about his father coming home drunk. "My mother would say, 'You out drinking your poisons again?' and my father would reply, 'NO! I'M SAVING THE POISON FOR YOU!' Ahhh...good times, my friends. Good times."

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I liked the highest setting on Bill's massage recliner: "Weekend in Thailand"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love the title of that one Matos!

"Would you like fries with that?" was taken

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know what else was a good episode? The one where he was trying to quit smoking by wearing like 40 Patches and got a heart attack. What song was used to revive him, it was Foghat wasn't it?

Damn, that show was like ILX in a sitcom format.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've always been a fan of his brief career pitching malt liquor.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

SNAP that was a good episode too.

In fact, they are all good.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.twinbphotography.com/Photos/vickilewis.jpg

::sigh::

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

I second that sigh, Kenan.

Gosh, reading these posts and feeling the enormous group-love buzz emanating from my computer screen... it kinda reminds me of the college friends I... NEVER HAD 'cuz I never actually went away to a cool school!

― absolute skittles, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

That says more about you than the college, though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

"That says more about you than the college, though" --

expand, please??

― absolute skittles, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, it's really not that hard to have college friends no matter where you go, don't you reckon?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

depends on where you go. I mostly attended night classes at my local suburban community college with middle-aged moms who were going back for their degrees or whatever. Not exactly a target demographic for the hallowed Drunken College Bash. Not after classes in the "sticks" at 11 o'clock at night, when we all have to get up for work the next morning, anyway. And that's even IF I hadn't been an extraordinarily shy youngster...

But, anyhow, I was *trying* to be humorous more than anything -- much more of a comment on the ILX "love-buzz".

― absolute skittles, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

T h a t s a y s m o r e a b o u t y o u t h a n t h e c o l l e g e, t h o u g h.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

skittles, did you go to JJC?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

okay. point well taken from the in-house genuis(es). Do carry on.

― absolute skittles, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

genuis(es) = genius(es)

― absolute skittles, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, Spence -- that's why I said:

"And that's even IF I hadn't been an extraordinarily shy youngster..."

Got it? Now go back to drooling over Ally's sister, and save the character assessment for those you actually know something about.

Thanks.

― absolute skittles, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Out of curiosity, Skittles, why are you hanging around here if you're annoyed with it?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

ah, the eternal question

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

you mean, the internal question, right?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

the intestine question

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yo skittles, I wrote that in response to:

expand, please??

I was not referring to anything else. Now I go back to drooling over Ally's bearded sister.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

what is the point of Hooters? It seems to be sold on the basis that it's all a bit saucy, kind of like a lapdancing club with burgers, only it turns out that the women who work there aren't really wearing proper sex-industry clothes at all. so how is it actually different from many other chain restaurants?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the ostentatious flatulence is what really sets it aside.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

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