People who moan about chavs

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They make me sick just walking past them smelling their sweat mixed with their cheap aftershave on their reebock crap that loos very cheapy looking indeed.
Its not the low life corner chavs that isnt my cup of tea..its the shops aswell they are all packed with nothing but trendy clothes (chavs delight)its annoying but atleast you know that you'd be sure to smell a chavs privates from the less washes they have been having...Well i dont mind going to camden to shop cos the chavs have no chance to take over.

We'll use the one thing we've got more of, that's our minds. Oh no, hang on...

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:22 (twenty-two years ago) link

four years pass...
I'm going to start a ChavScumScum website that moans about people who moan about chavs. I accidentally ran into one of these sites today whilst looking for info about East Anglia. Here is an entry about my home town:

"Well, what can I say about the wannabe hardnuts of shit of letchworth garden city.....Well walking past the numb skulls if you just look (as if you want to) they would opened their spooned bad mouth and roar,''so what the fuck are you looking at'' or ''dont look at what you cant afford''...I mean you need to look where your going you dont want to knock into a bashed in baboon looking dicks.
What the hell is it with their bling bling crap are they trying to take over royalty or something,maybe the skinny crab stick chav girls where soo much to convince themselves that they are fat as a pregnant elephant because everytime they step on to the scales it reads a high weight just to ask ''people am i fat mush'' or '' oh shit bruv I need to loose some weight init''.Man theres these corner chavs that all stand like patient prozzy trying to pay their way in the rude sort of way,they stand around all like bloody waste of stone status and shout their annoying gobs off to anyone who walks passes em.They walk infront of cars (if they get knocked over then it serves them right to thing they are terminators
They make me sick just walking past them smelling their sweat mixed with their cheap aftershave on their reebock crap that loos very cheapy looking indeed.
Its not the low life corner chavs that isnt my cup of tea..its the shops aswell they are all packed with nothing but trendy clothes (chavs delight)its annoying but atleast you know that you'd be sure to smell a chavs privates from the less washes they have been having...Well i dont mind going to camden to shop cos the chavs have no chance to take over.
Oh yes and if you have ever vistited letchworth you would know theres villiage shaggers who spend their time asking for shags you would mostly find em late at night in the town wearing belts for skirts and smelling of old grannys.Its like would you please cover yourself up not everybody wants to see what you have got,Some of them probs have sti's from the amount of boys/men they have been opening their dirty legs to....they are the bitchest people you could ever met or know.Well thats about it from letchworth im ganna stop before im violenty sick someone please pass me the bucket."

Who are these people? No one I know who has more than a grain of intelligence could give two hoots about the Chav "fenomanan". Ironic isn't it, that the ones who are kicking up the fuss are the same thick-as-pigshit tabloid reading self-hating right-voting morons who are complaining about it?

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

ANOTHER CHAVS THREAD? RUN FOR THE HILLS!

(sorry DL)

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

hah, yeh - i guess i deserve that.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I HATE CLUBBING

ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

my next-door neighbour had a "chavs and neds" party this weekend. (i didn't go; i was away.) i'm still not sure whether i'm right to be offended by what i perceive as m/c sneering, or whether it's very amusing and i'm just a tedious reactionary old fart.

that said: some of the, eh, burberry youth in glasgow are a right wee bunch of cunts.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Well i dont mind going to camden to shop cos the chavs have no chance to take over.

priceless.

i say CHEER UP GOTH.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

someone please delete that thread. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING YOU. THAT STEVIE IS DEAD NOW.

stevie (stevie), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

a bashed in baboon looking dicks.
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they stand around all like bloody waste of stone status

I was able to figure most of that out, but can someone translate these two lines for me?

sleep (sleep), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I really have missed out on this whole "chav" thing.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Reading ILE does not in any way resemble banging one's head repeatedly against a keyboard

an outright lie, Monday, 18 July 2005 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

it's common knowledge that goths have very high standards in personal hygene

ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

People who moan about people who moan about chavs...

Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 09:49 (eighteen years ago) link

... are okay with kate.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 10:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Dousing yourself in Patchouli != high standards in personal hygiene.

Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 10:03 (eighteen years ago) link

four years pass...

has this term gone out of fashion

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't know it existed in 2001.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't notice the first post was so old!
thought it was big in 2005 and maybe dormant at the moment but perhaps not dead

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah kind of amazing that this was a one-post thread for four years. i didn't hear it till like 2003-04. i think it is still used, yeah. it's not as big a thing as it was though.

xpost

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link

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guardian citations
last is in article 'the parable of john terry'

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8GvLKTsTuI

curtmank 3 days ago

What Chu looking at, you little rich boy. Im looking at a video of poor people on my ipad.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

don't remember writing my post upthread (years ago now, innit?) but i just noticed it was quoting from the same source as Alba's in 2001.

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 14 December 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

it deserves to be polled sentence by sentence tbh

Sounds like something Maria Carey would of rejected (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 December 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link


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