automated robotic refereeing.
Yr chest strap will use proximity alert technology and start beeping when you are in an offside position
Red and yellow cards delivered on field by drone, which immediately flies into the atmosphere and self destructs after
Players who complain about missed calls are warned first, shot with lasers second time.
PKs awarded by AI trained on hours of footage of good PK calls.
Chelsea banned from playing
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 February 2024 17:58 (three months ago) link
every time a penalty is called, it is the last time the penalty may ever be enforced for the rest of the season
― z_tbd, Saturday, 17 February 2024 18:12 (three months ago) link
Tyler Adams loves that idea
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 February 2024 18:13 (three months ago) link
all video of the match shall be projected onto the match itself, as the match is ongoing, with projections of 10 seconds ago being flashed upon the present. each player may wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from the blinding projected video, but only for 20 minutes. substitutes are not allowed to wear sunglasses.
― z_tbd, Saturday, 17 February 2024 18:17 (three months ago) link
while a penalty is being reviewed, this music plays through state of the art subwoofers installed in every section of the stadium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfba4xAyxxA
if the penalty is favorable for the home team, this tone plays until the next penalty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69vd5es9GUw
if the penalty is unfavorable for the home team, this audio is turned on and off at unpredictable intervals until the next penalty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VqyG84AKuo
― z_tbd, Saturday, 17 February 2024 18:19 (three months ago) link
Lmao
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 February 2024 18:26 (three months ago) link