During the meeting he remarked that Sir Alex Ferguson gets “four hundred, five hundred grand a pop” for speaking engagements, while Robbie Williams got “£1.6 million for a wedding. Just singing”.
The England manager insisted he would deliver “value for money” in helping to attract investors, boasting of his popularity in the Orient.
“It’s not only the England manager,” he said, “it’s the beauty of being a Premier League manager all them years like me… I have more pictures taken over there than I have here.”
“Keynote speaking, that’s what I’d be doing, keynote speaking. I’m a keynote speaker.
“Just know, it’s just delivering, for you, it’s just delivering value for money… they’ve got to enjoy the time they’ve had, enjoy the conversation. Not just the keynote speech but also in the bar after.
“I don’t come in like a lot of them, come in, right bang, you’re off. Do you know what I mean? That’s the end of that, done that, I’m off. I’m going to stand at the bar, have a few social drinks.”
― r|t|c, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/09/26/109618352-sam-allardyce-news-xlarge_trans++-huom9Cr2mAIkjZYyr9DXPvMFsXiFIPFn2DW4kWaEs0.jpg
is he drinking a pint of wine?
“Players let him down in the end. I think maybe he, he was too indecisive. Cast a bit of an anxiety over to the players maybe. I mean prior to the Iceland game, he won all 10 qualifiers. We'd drawn with Russia, we should have won. We beat Wales, and that was our worst performance. We drew with Slovakia, and we only had to draw with Iceland to get through ... he just collapsed.”
xpost
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link
i like how even when it comes to after-dinner speeches he still believes his delivery module is superior
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link
"We all make mistakes, but the next man can’t make the same ones. And Kyle Walker made a bigger mistake than Wayne Rooney.”
“It was the youngest side in Europe. It was the youngest squad,” he said. “The average age was under 25. There are some stats out there that says that any team that wins a tournament has to be, has to have an average age of 27 or above.”
During a conversation about England’s upcoming matches, Allardyce said the national side were next due to play Malta and then “it’s Slovenia or something”.
― r|t|c, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link
dread to think what i'd come out with after a pint of wine tbfttl
did enjoy him wiping his full plausibly deniably guilty face with the napkin as he stated that bungs were off limits
"doing meet and greets and nothing else, so it’s not, nobody’s going to come back to me and say 'I met Sam and I invested in this, this portfolio, and he told me to go and buy these young players, and that young player’, and that’s, you know. So they can’t blame me, do you know what I mean?”
― r|t|c, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link
yeah for a private conversation after sinking a few pints of wine his comments on the team are fairly tame. the financial stuff might be hard to get away with tho.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 26 September 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link
you gotta hand it to the man, if he'd walked into the England set-up and played the same old bullshit line-up, like Rooney in midfield for example, he'd look an utter cunt
― i bill everything i duck (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 September 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link
all for clowning on this sleazy fuck, but that isn't a pint of wine.
― I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:36 (seven years ago) link
Andy van der meyde @andyeye77 1hI fucking told ya, dont make allerdyce coach of England! #udontfuckinglistening
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:43 (seven years ago) link
times claiming he's a goner fwiw
(xp apologies lbi. missed the other thread)
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:48 (seven years ago) link
nbd rtc
― the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:54 (seven years ago) link
Shame this will be his downfall. Was actually looking forward to seeing Allardyce's England.
Was looking at a list of previous England managers. It's quite the spectacle. Hadn't realised you lot haven't had a decent manager since Robson tbf.
― the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:56 (seven years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7qDMlVquZI1axqQ8/giphy.gif
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:01 (seven years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/27/exclusive-sam-allardyce-claimed-hmrc-is-the-most-corrupt-busines/
what turning the screw looks like apparently
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link
Raymond Verheijen @raymondverheije 4m4 minutes agoHow did England manager Allardyce end up in this situation in first place? But Big Sam is just symptom of real problem of English football.
FULL HOUSE
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link
bung periodisation is a must
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link
Robson was a lucky manager, not a good one. Still maintain Venables could've been genuinely good.
― i bill everything i duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/NickMiller79/status/780773610378190848
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link
seems he will go
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link
Looks likely: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/27/sam-allardyce-loses-job-as-england-manager-after-telegraph-inves/.
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link
Gone. Couldn't have scripted that any more comically.
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
100% WIN RECORD.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link
David Moyes must be a worried man, more worried than usual that is.
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link
New thread title?
England might get relegated from the World Cup - reminisce on 67 days of The Big Sam delivering the international module here
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/4/40/Picture0003.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110623042517
― Ireland's Industry (that is what we are) (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link
Overall I think this is bollocks. Why are the papers setting up position untenable stings with so little substance behind them? He shot the shit in a private conversation to some people asking about how to do a corrupt thing.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link
yes, the funniest part of all of this is imagining what his bosses are going through.
― glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link
xp
he got targeted because of his previous rep for venality tho didn't he?
― calzino, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link
yeah, I imagine the starting point for this investigation was "who are the dodgiest fucks we can think of in English football"
― Number None, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link
Rooney for manager obv
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link
why would he accept a demotion
― Number None, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link
Dual role managing utd and england
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/800/cpsprodpb/F8D3/production/_91399636_lnp_allardyce_pma_01.jpg
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link
not really gone for the save my bacon shirt there has he
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link
Hope he's fiendishly tearing through Tinder
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link
logging a chardonnay into untapped
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link
"notes of bitterness, no, no, i'm allowing my feelings to taint the module."
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link
gotta say, he is definitely a dick, and i agree that he was targeted based on past transgressions, but i still feel a lot of sympathy for him this evening.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link
his next job is gonna be some rage-filled shit. looking forward to a telegraph journalist asking him a question.
There will have been no serious appetite for the decision that was eventually taken unless it was unavoidable
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link
would just like to point out that mold-green incorruptible Steve Bruce is available
― i bill everything i duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link
steve bruce's failure will be just like watching, i dunno, people complain about suburban rail into london. watching sam's failure with the slight chance/hope/fear he might succeed was like this incredible story - this is the only boring way it could have ended.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link
Torygraph apparently all sorts of choice revelations about other Prem. managers up its sleeve.
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link
Veni vidi allardici
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
He should not expect a great deal of sympathy but in the grand scheme of managerial scandals it is certainly a few notches down from the passage in Joey Barton’s newly released autobiography about the “creative accounting” of one manager (though not one, he says, he ever played under) whose “speciality was making late substitutions on the understanding his assistant would later collect a percentage of the player’s match fee”. That manager, according to Barton, was infamous for giving homegrown players their debuts, sometimes just for a few minutes, so the academy director would collect a bonus, to be split again. The manager would re-sign players he had worked with at other clubs and take a cut from them, too – paid monthly, and invariably in cash.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 07:27 (seven years ago) link
Who?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 07:28 (seven years ago) link
Redknapp surely
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 07:52 (seven years ago) link
I suppose so. Does he qualify as "famous for giving homegrown players their debuts"?
I was thinking Keano. Or Moyesey god knows that poor man doesn't need anything else on his plate.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 09:34 (seven years ago) link