"Three at the back? Early in the sack." Van Gaal won't be on these '14-'15 UEFA Champions League nights thread

cannot help but sing ludogorets to the tune of the walker bros' 'no regrets'

Only Irish player in the CL plays for Apoel

Apoel reached the quarter finals in '11-'12 beating Lyon, they can't be that useless. I'd say I feel more sorry for Ajax. But I don't.

We don't have an EL thread do we? Good excuse to fanboy here. Depay tonight, ladies and gentlemen: http://youtu.be/hgZHXams1pU

7 goals and 3 assists in his last 5 games. Plus four year contract extension :-) Not been this smitten of a player since probably Van Basten when I was young.

quite honored they named a club after me

the things posting on ILX can get you

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Fazio: "I look at the players at Tottenham and I think its possible to win the Europa League or something." #THFC

^potential Europa thread title material

quiet thread

It's half-hearted stuff from Liverpool so far

I haven't been that impressed with Markovic so far in general

10 man Arsenal now

With mercenary buffs like Falcao I can see they wanted to offload Wellbeck, but for ManU I still think it's a shame tbh

Luiz Adriano has scored five for Shakhtar vs BATE - they're currently 7-0 up away from home. Bayern currently having to settle for 7-1 away at Roma.

Adriano got 4 in 16 minutes.

+7 goals at Schalke +6 for Chelsea. I might need some possibility for a free TV recap tonight.

Manchester City struggled with the cold, says Manuel Pellegrini
• It was the same for both teams, admits Joe Hart

doumbia would be good craic in the epl, make it happen someone

https://vine.co/v/OWi7gmgiVAM

LOL i hadnt seen this

Some right trashing a in the CL last night. I thought CSKA and Schalke got points from some dodgy last minute peno calls.

https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/524840638643441664

xabi

haaaa

dignity

Worst fears confirmed

Relentlessly, week in week out.

Well, yeah

idk things were looking p good until the first real goal and then they p much took the wheel

Yeah first 10 or 15 mins were encouraging tbf

The defence is a fucking mess

coutinho has not had a terrible game imo

He's been excellent yeah

seems like that first RM goal could only have been duplicated by coutinho-sterling in place of james-ronaldo

i mean i guess LAZAR needs some playing time and they're three down but coutinho seemed like one of the few creative players out there today imo

that is probably the least surprising last-minute turnaround ever from arsenal there

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/mcs/media/images/78464000/jpg/_78464694_balotelli.jpg

Lallana just wasn't sharp enough when he came on, always looked a half-second off when making decisions esp as Real took their foot off the gas for a period there in the 2nd half. Liverpool fans annoyed with Balotelli swapping shirts with Pepe going into the dressing room.

Arsenal have thrown away a three goal lead. Mitrovic with the equaliser.

Bayer's free kick routine, expertly finished by Son, was really sweet yesterday
http://gfycat.com/ifr/UnrulyTimelyArctichare

http://gfycat.com/ifr/UnrulyTimelyArctichare

CSKA leading!

and no longer.
what do people think of doumbia?
he's got a good scoring record

He's excellent. Must be carrying a long term injury, though. He is the best striker in Russia but rarely plays more than a half.

great control and finish by Doumbia for the second goal

Natkho has also been excellent this season.

I turn away for a bit and all of a sudden City are down to 9 men

Luiz Adriano has scored five for Shakhtar vs BATE

He made it eight against them in two games tonight.

Joe Hart not covering himself in glory tonight.

just the usual from manchester city in europe, hart is great so long as he doesn't have to think about what he is doing, kompany can't cope with clever movement, apart from aguero who is their best player by miles now (15 in 25 in the cl for city) they are useless

no yaya tonight so a missed opportunity to see him reprising his usual traffic cone role vs a fast pressing midfield

Watching PSG-Ajax. I dont think I've ever, in my entire life, seen such a boring, predictable match.

Why are PSG so terribly uninspired and lazy and nihilistic in the CL? Do the players want to get rid of their trainer or owner or something? Abysmal.

city needed a dreadful error, got one

*two

this is the most gifted win i can recall

all three goals on major errors by Bayern, crazy

are you fucking shitting me

Ikr decent second half performance and then go and concede a goal from a corner with 2 mins left. 3rd goal conceded from a set piece in the CL so far. Even so if they won it would still all be down to the next match against Basle.

Liverpool are struggling against Basel as if they are the main character in Kafka's Metamorphosis, having just woken up.

Xp fuck this, got punished instantly by Gerard :(

well-struck

holy shit dat goal

Whoa Walter Samuel... Didn't know he was still playing...

Have great admiration for Basel trying to get their foot in the door so consistently with Europe's best 16.

Man City through to the last 16

non-rampant totti

Yeah ridiculous really, he was a passenger for the entire game.

good article

http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2014/12/11/champions-league-60th-anniversary-wolves-honved-gabriel-hanot

seems a bit of a contradiction that the man so moral to be above committing a professional foul has no problem purposefully creating a water logged pitch to give his team an advantage.

yeah i thought the same thing but his argument would probably have been that it affected both teams equally, rather like the anatole france quote about rich and poor both being forbidden from sleeping under bridges

Paris St-Germain v Chelsea
Manchester City v Barcelona
Bayer Leverkusen v Atletico Madrid
Juventus v Borussia Dortmund
Schalke v Real Madrid
Shakhtar Donetsk v Bayern Munich
Arsenal v AS Monaco
FC Basel - FC Porto

From a Leverkusen perspective, Atletico doesn't feel like the total nightmare Real/Barca could have been. Nonetheless totally hopeless, and inevitable after bottling going through first in the last two matches...

https://twitter.com/PSG_inside/status/567377353509052420

https://twitter.com/PochoLavezzi/status/567368556757925888

uh

good game this

PSG should have a few cards and maybe a goal already

d Costa an intriguing mix of the bad and the ugly

this may be the game where I see ibrahimovic look all that

oh great goal

beauty

I predict a classic finish to this one

PSG hasn't looked this good in a while really wish they'd score a second one

dislike veratti

rong

luiz tho he's a fuckin eejit

like idk exactly how much 50m worth should buy you in eejit but I feel it ought to be a lot more than one

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31514168

nice one england

London, most tolerant city in Europe, man.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-Hb3f2IgAAJ12o.jpg

Churchill wd've been appalled to be associated with these ah never mind too easy

Remember that Chelsea fan who used to post here? Pete something? I remember him once tearing a strip off me for associating Chelsea with Rangers, he was all, "How dare you try to infect us with your tawdry sectarianism", or words to that effect (obv., as a Celtic fan, sectarianism could be inferred in my case).

Pete was a really good poster but iirc he fucked off after we intimated john terry might be a cunt

i think of pete most tuesdays whenever i disconsolately leaf thru the snotrag yuppie brochure masquerading as time out these days

(sudden urge to shout PARK LIFE after reading that post back, soz)