― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:05 (4 years ago) Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:06 (4 years ago) Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:07 (4 years ago) Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:08 (4 years ago) Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:10 (4 years ago) Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:14 (4 years ago) Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:15 (4 years ago) Permalink
yuck gr8080
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:16 (4 years ago) Permalink
i will do the whole gay wedding thing but i'm never gonna fucking do this shit ever.
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:16 (4 years ago) Permalink
― chop them (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:17 (4 years ago) Permalink
you would get gay married but not otherwise married?
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:17 (4 years ago) Permalink
no i will pobably get married regular style but i'd do the adam and steve thing if it was to help a bro out.
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:18 (4 years ago) Permalink
i would sham marry someone to help them get U.S. citizenship if they paid me $1,000 and a dog cage
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:21 (4 years ago) Permalink
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:22 (4 years ago) Permalink
you can dj my sham wedding
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:23 (4 years ago) Permalink
those are killer.
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:24 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Z S, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:25 (4 years ago) Permalink
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, December 7, 2008 2:21 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
how big a dog cage u wahnt
― warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:29 (4 years ago) Permalink
and a working sewing machine please with all the accessories
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:32 (4 years ago) Permalink
Z_S those 3 do not belong on this thread
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:34 (4 years ago) Permalink
― warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:36 (4 years ago) Permalink
that looks like a WEDDING photo but i'll let it slide
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:37 (4 years ago) Permalink
dude is getting married dirt bag style^^
i would check the eSORN before i married that guy for sure
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:40 (4 years ago) Permalink
oh they don't have that in every state i guess
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:41 (4 years ago) Permalink
(electronic sex offender registration and notification)
― warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:48 (4 years ago) Permalink
H1pst3r 3Ng4g3m3nt
― warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:51 (4 years ago) Permalink
this is supposed to be a picture thread but i gotta share this:
one of the caterers/wedding planners i work with was just talking to me about a couple she's working with. they're getting married in a kind of remote part of the resort and she has to give them a ride out there this PM at sunset to "look things over" but in actuality its so that he CAN ACTUALLY PROPOSE TO THE WOMAN HE IS ALREADY PLANNING A WEDDING WITH AND THEN THEY WILL HAVE GOTTEN ENGAGED AND MARRIED AT THE SAME ROMANTIC SPOT DHGDSGHJDKASGAHJAK
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:59 (4 years ago) Permalink
what is even the point jesus
savages
― warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:08 (4 years ago) Permalink
magical day
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:12 (4 years ago) Permalink
they'll prob get divorced anyway, after all that trouble
at the same spot
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:40 (4 years ago) Permalink
this thread basically sexy photoes 2
― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 03:54 (4 years ago) Permalink
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:05 (4 years ago) Permalink
― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:11 (4 years ago) Permalink
― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:12 (4 years ago) Permalink
― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:13 (4 years ago) Permalink
― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:14 (4 years ago) Permalink
― (temporary) ilxor (goon) (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:15 (4 years ago) Permalink
thread is depressing me
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
so many future ugly babies
― yuon (jergins), Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:20 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:25 (4 years ago) Permalink
^^ those are gonna be hot babies
then:
― Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:26 (4 years ago) Permalink
"hot babies"
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:27 (4 years ago) Permalink
first month anniversary!
― Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:27 (4 years ago) Permalink
she cut her hair and lost a little bit of that tan lol
― Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:28 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:31 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 08:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
lolbrushing
― BIG HOOS'S poncho steencation (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 7 December 2008 09:00 (4 years ago) Permalink
her arm was mauled, i guess
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 December 2008 09:01 (4 years ago) Permalink
twilight purity for teh temple
x-post omg
― Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 09:03 (4 years ago) Permalink
gr8080 was pretty OTM in starting this thread-- big ups
― Wrinklepaws, Sunday, 7 December 2008 13:58 (4 years ago) Permalink
omg
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 December 2008 14:39 (4 years ago) Permalink
people at my school are tacky and sometimes put these pictures on their facebooks but i'll be nice and not post them here :[
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 14:48 (4 years ago) Permalink
get drunk one nite and forget to be nice and then post them
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:01 (4 years ago) Permalink
it is very tempting!!!!
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:08 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:10 (4 years ago) Permalink
erica how do you not get this thread
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:27 (4 years ago) Permalink
i mean, you're a married person for christ sakes
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:28 (4 years ago) Permalink
uh o careful what u post on gradys special thread!
― Lafayette Lever hi wtf (ice cr?m), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:31 (4 years ago) Permalink
lol
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:32 (4 years ago) Permalink
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:34 (4 years ago) Permalink
I know, I know. I just couldn't pass that one up. Sorry. Will only post engagement photoes. :-(
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:35 (4 years ago) Permalink
you can make it up by posting your super gay engagement pictures that you obviously had taken and sent out to all your friends and families
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:36 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:36 (4 years ago) Permalink
did you have one framed with an extra huge mat that everyone at your wedding signed w/ a sharpie marker?
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:37 (4 years ago) Permalink
tru story: at my cousins wedding my rat bastard uncle that the rest of the family "doesn't talk about" showed up unexpected and signed the photo frame in RED sharpie when all 300 other people used the black sharpies that were clearly provided for such use
RAT BASTARD UNCLE 4 THA OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:39 (4 years ago) Permalink
Yes and it's now framed in our living room.
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:39 (4 years ago) Permalink
^^knew it.
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:40 (4 years ago) Permalink
SICK.
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:41 (4 years ago) Permalink
did u guys hear about the lady that was swept away by a wave during marriage proposal?
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:42 (4 years ago) Permalink
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:44 (4 years ago) Permalink
no but for real a dude got swept away by a wave and drowned on his honeymoon not far from where i work.
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:44 (4 years ago) Permalink
yeah they were on some special romantic rock in oregon and as the guy was proposing a wave came up the lady (who was very small) was taken away and died :((((
lesson: propose at the bowling alley or something!!!!!!!!
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:45 (4 years ago) Permalink
We r serious engaged couple
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:48 (4 years ago) Permalink
a lot of these people look related to each other
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
No actual engagement pics were taken to show how extreme our love is however if we had done it, I think the matching double denim as evidenced upthread is the way to go.
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
Don't look too long at that last guy. He may kill you.
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:50 (4 years ago) Permalink
love the all denim outfit
― schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:50 (4 years ago) Permalink
Another couple who matched and also included their dog!
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:51 (4 years ago) Permalink
dog is silently crying out for help.
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:54 (4 years ago) Permalink
totally relatd!
― very quotatious (tehresa), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:55 (4 years ago) Permalink
I knew a guy who was married to a woman that more or less looked like him in a wig.
― snoball, Sunday, 7 December 2008 16:17 (4 years ago) Permalink
I am into marrying a guy that looks like meself, only in a wigwhat a smashing young gent he would be
― warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 16:56 (4 years ago) Permalink
i am an only child solely so i won't grow up to be rat bastard uncle
uh, wait. my parents decided to have another when i was 27.
the chance is still there!!!!
― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:26 (4 years ago) Permalink
also matt p with the subtle "cactus" post a+
― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:28 (4 years ago) Permalink
also matt p with the long haired brian posehn/bruce vilanch engagement photo a+
― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
several gay wedding pics on enbb's facebook but no gay engagement pics unfortunately
― beyonc'e (max), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
erica next time you get married make sure you take some engagement fotos k?
― beyonc'e (max), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:31 (4 years ago) Permalink
erica's harem
― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:31 (4 years ago) Permalink
mens in each room
― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:32 (4 years ago) Permalink
i think i am going to be the rat bastard aunt :(((((((((
― harbl, Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:41 (4 years ago) Permalink
― harbl, Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:54 (4 years ago) Permalink
sooo glad me and the wife didn't do this shit, all wearing bitchmade sweaters and doing prom poses
― atlas thugged (m bison), Sunday, 7 December 2008 21:16 (4 years ago) Permalink
but did u still have a gay wedding
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 21:17 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 December 2008 21:24 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 December 2008 21:25 (4 years ago) Permalink
that "peep my bling" pose is killing me inside
― warmsherry, Sunday, 7 December 2008 22:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:17 (4 years ago) Permalink
― beyonc'e (max), Sunday, December 7, 2008 2:30 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Sorry to disappoint. Will heed yr advice next time.
A couple I know just hired their wedding photographer to take pics of them on their 1st anniversary dinner outing. Who the hell does that? Oh yeah, those idiots.
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:22 (4 years ago) Permalink
i will bend the rules if you can get copies and post them here
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:29 (4 years ago) Permalink
Will see what I can do.
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:36 (4 years ago) Permalink
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:40 (4 years ago) Permalink
i don't understand the ritual of engagement for anyone not going thru an arranged marriage. but i appreciate the lulz it brings.
― velko, Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:42 (4 years ago) Permalink
and she has to give them a ride out there this PM at sunset to "look things over" but in actuality its so that he CAN ACTUALLY PROPOSE TO THE WOMAN HE IS ALREADY PLANNING A WEDDING WITH AND THEN THEY WILL HAVE GOTTEN ENGAGED AND MARRIED AT THE SAME ROMANTIC SPOT DHGDSGHJDKASGAHJAK
I don't understand: they're planning their wedding before they are engaged?
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:46 (4 years ago) Permalink
i think it means like they talked about getting married and then the guy was like oh i got an idea let's get real engaged and have a photo op somewhere "special" and act totally gay and you can pretend to be surprised. and i'm guessing the girl's not the type to disagree she just goes along with whatever he says even though it's clearly stupid.
― harbl, Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
BIGGIE FINGAZ
― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:51 (4 years ago) Permalink
that guy looks like he is in for a life of pain
― harbl, Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:52 (4 years ago) Permalink
never forgethttp://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=63&threadid=803
― velko, Sunday, 7 December 2008 23:55 (4 years ago) Permalink
put a grenade in your mouth and spit out the pin
― El Tomboto, Friday, February 15, 2008 11:41 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 8 December 2008 00:01 (4 years ago) Permalink
Sunny if you see this you should post the 409 pic.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 December 2008 05:11 (4 years ago) Permalink
missed the drama =(
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 8 December 2008 07:18 (4 years ago) Permalink
― sex organs of admittance (unregistered), Monday, 8 December 2008 07:24 (4 years ago) Permalink
― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:35 (4 years ago) Permalink
hey, it's Ed Norton
― Millennium Ducats (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:38 (4 years ago) Permalink
nice
― country matters, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink
that is you, right
― country matters, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:47 (4 years ago) Permalink
yah. its the 409 pic requested above.
― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
a cleaner from the gods, apparently
also that pic is like american gothic but with amps and 409
― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:53 (4 years ago) Permalink
was that your engagement announcement pic?
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
― bnw, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:46 (4 years ago) Permalink
YES (xp)
― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:46 (4 years ago) Permalink
and YES (XXP)
― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:47 (4 years ago) Permalink
we were so engaged then.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 20:01 (4 years ago) Permalink
you should have gotten that picture framed in an oversized mat and had all your wedding guests sign it
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 20:03 (4 years ago) Permalink
we just had them sign the 409 bottle instead.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 20:05 (4 years ago) Permalink
kinda like the biggie fingaz pic actually
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 19:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
― ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ -- (gr8080), Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:06 (2 years ago) Permalink
may jah have mercy on their souls
― feelin on yo (_(__) (m bison), Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:09 (2 years ago) Permalink
"Do you take this man to be your lawful weed-ed husband?"
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
irie do
― del griffith, Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:43 (2 years ago) Permalink
do you toke this, man
― latebloomer, Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:45 (2 years ago) Permalink
― latebloomer, Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:46 (2 years ago) Permalink
― latebloomer, Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:48 (2 years ago) Permalink
oh my
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:55 (2 years ago) Permalink
Halo-y Matrimony
― latebloomer, Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
ban nerd marriage
― feelin on yo (_(__) (m bison), Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:26 (2 years ago) Permalink
bahahahaha
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:42 (2 years ago) Permalink
so is that a woman supposed to be lois lane?? cuz.. you know..
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Friday, 23 July 2010 02:13 (2 years ago) Permalink
lol at "Robin" pointing at the camera
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 23 July 2010 07:37 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 3 September 2010 17:30 (2 years ago) Permalink
dying
― max, Friday, 3 September 2010 17:41 (2 years ago) Permalink
the babys expression
WE'RE COMMITTING SEXUAL ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― max, Friday, 3 September 2010 17:42 (2 years ago) Permalink
lolz
― sunny successor, Friday, 3 September 2010 17:43 (2 years ago) Permalink
btw did pp and grady plan to return on the same day?
― sunny successor, Friday, 3 September 2010 17:44 (2 years ago) Permalink
was pp gone?
i think me and omar returned on the same week. the whole gang's back together again ^_^
― gr8080, Friday, 3 September 2010 18:01 (2 years ago) Permalink
I went a year for the most part, though Tuomas was pretty much responsible for making me break my monk's vow.
The moderators here are still thin-skinned and blue-blooded, but hey lol it's a fucking messageboard.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 3 September 2010 18:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
^_^
― gr8080, Friday, 3 September 2010 18:25 (2 years ago) Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, December 7, 2008 2:01 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
wow that's where ttyih came from too. what a treasure!
― goole, Friday, 3 September 2010 18:31 (2 years ago) Permalink
ttyih?
― gr8080, Friday, 3 September 2010 18:33 (2 years ago) Permalink
uze sick
― Arms, Sunday, February 17, 2008 7:39 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
it's like if u actually kiss a girl u got tu trust her
american drunkyard
― Arms, Sunday, February 17, 2008 7:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
eating 4 cancer
― Arms, Sunday, February 17, 2008 7:43 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
uh
― Arms, Sunday, February 17, 2008 7:44 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
rip
ttyih
― Arms, Sunday, February 17, 2008 7:45 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
"talk to you in hell"?
― roxymuzak, Sunday, February 17, 2008 7:53 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark
― goole, Friday, 3 September 2010 18:35 (2 years ago) Permalink
hahahah rip usic
― gr8080, Friday, 3 September 2010 18:36 (2 years ago) Permalink
i will definitely tt him ih if it comes to that
― goole, Friday, 3 September 2010 18:36 (2 years ago) Permalink
― del griffith, Friday, 3 September 2010 20:35 (2 years ago) Permalink
they look very happy together.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 3 September 2010 23:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
PP! YAY!
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 3 September 2010 23:43 (2 years ago) Permalink
― ('_') (omar little), Saturday, 4 September 2010 00:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
Tuomas was pretty much responsible for making me break my monk's vow.
Eh? What did I do? Glad to see you back anyway!
― Tuomas, Saturday, 4 September 2010 12:43 (2 years ago) Permalink
― gr8080, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 00:51 (2 years ago) Permalink
― gr8080, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 00:52 (2 years ago) Permalink
hahaha
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 06:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
That looks more like a stock photo for "miserable marriage" to me o_0
― Senor DingDong (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 06:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:07 (2 years ago) Permalink
― latebloomer, Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:45 (6 months ago)
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 16:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
They're not engagement pics, but I think I need to post this link for posterity's sake:
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 5 March 2011 16:45 (2 years ago) Permalink
http://vimeo.com/15796763http://vimeo.com/15796763http://vimeo.com/15796763http://vimeo.com/15796763http://vimeo.com/15796763http://vimeo.com/15796763http://vimeo.com/15796763http://vimeo.com/15796763http://vimeo.com/15796763http://vimeo.com/15796763
― gr8080, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 18:39 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 18:46 (2 years ago) Permalink
how come you and sunny didnt do one of those
― max, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:34 (2 years ago) Permalink
Couldn't get the music rights from Melanie.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:35 (2 years ago) Permalink
So how did you and Dad meet?
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
cannot get over those photos of the couple fighting
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
the baby looks so uncomfortable
Those came from a guy on an old private messageboard I used to frequent. That's his niece, and his post was "Um, be honest, what do y'all think of this?" And the responses were all "Kinda rapey, Jed."
I wasn't supposed to post it elsewhere, but it was too good not to share.
Y'all don't get Jed after me, though.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
the "jah is my witness" one is a guy i went to HS with and when max posted it to his tumblr a non-ilx HS friend saw it and was all o_O
― gr8080, Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
― ☂ (max), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
i posted some of the rape wedding pics to tumblr too and then PP said they came from a private msg board so i took em down
I mean, I don't care really if those get out. I think del griffith even found the original page they came from.
Just don't want to be frog gigged by Google, that's all.
― отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
gah wedding photography is the worst. the money you can wring out of people with some short DOF... ugh.
― Kerm, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
the number of times friends have said to me after their wedding, "Our photographer was such an asshole... darn, we should've just given you all that money."
― Kerm, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
"frog gigged"......?
― ☂ (max), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 20:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
wacky
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
sigh
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
why would you throw good food
― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 22:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
hhahahahaha
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 August 2011 23:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
― pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
ha, the hellokitty one is basically my little sister's dream-come-true wedding ceremony (she is 25 and engaged)
― just1n3, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
a+ revive
― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 20:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
we found love in a photoshop layer
― sleepingbag, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT PHOTO, NOT YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD!
― pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
noodle vague?!
― max, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://gawker.com/5940288/before-proposing-to-girlfriend-man-fakes-his-own-death-to-show-her-how-meaningless-life-would-be-without-him
A wealthy Russian businessman who wanted to propose to his girlfriend decided to test her love for him before popping the question — by faking his own death.
After working with a stuntman, a make-up artist, a screenwriter, and a directer to stage a phony car crash, 30-year-old Alexey Bykov of Omsk told Irina Kolokov to meet him at a certain place at a certain time so she could witness the accident.
"When I arrived there were mangled cars everywhere, ambulances, smoke, and carnage," Kolokov told Russian media. "Then when I saw Alexey covered in blood lying in the road a paramedic told me he was dead and I just broke down in tears."
With his mission accomplished, Bykov rose from the dead and proposed to his stunned partner while drenched in "blood." Kolokov said she contemplated killing him "for real this time," but decided to agree to marry the lunatic instead.
"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me," Bykov said. "I think it worked but I promise it's the last time."
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:41 (8 months ago) Permalink
"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without an attention seeking dickhead."
― Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:43 (8 months ago) Permalink
Second word was all I needed to explain the rest of the article.
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:17 (8 months ago) Permalink
what a creep
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:32 (8 months ago) Permalink
Holy fucking shite
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:34 (8 months ago) Permalink
repulsive
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:09 (8 months ago) Permalink
He should make an annual thing of it
― would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 12:37 (8 months ago) Permalink
Too young an exposure to Harold & Maude messes people up.
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:12 (8 months ago) Permalink
he should have waited until after the funeral to make sure that she wouldn't move on within the next 5 years
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:31 (8 months ago) Permalink
"PS in case it's not clear I have have the means to make you a very happy woman for the rest of your life, or you could have an 'accident' right here right now"
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:44 (8 months ago) Permalink
Why did they have to bring the tree into this.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 19:26 (7 months ago) Permalink
wtf
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 19:45 (7 months ago) Permalink
got wood?
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:29 (7 months ago) Permalink
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:51 (6 months ago) Permalink
!
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
no way
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
Surely that's a joke? Surely?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 01:05 (6 months ago) Permalink
Don't think so.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=545145712168258&set=pb.171521896197310.-2207520000.1351046045&type=1&theater
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:35 (6 months ago) Permalink
That seems to lend credence to them realising it was funny straight away and posting it for lulz anyway.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:39 (6 months ago) Permalink
― pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 16:34 (5 months ago) Permalink
Oh, and only a few of you may get why this is so funny.
But.
That's Nick Petrino, son of Bobby Petrino.
― pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 16:35 (5 months ago) Permalink
ha this hasn't hit sports blogs yet...
― salute me or crut me (J0rdan S.), Friday, 21 December 2012 19:24 (5 months ago) Permalink
Oh they've been tipped.
― pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 19:49 (5 months ago) Permalink
Pa and son, um, have similar tastes:
― pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 19:51 (5 months ago) Permalink
oh this poor child
― salute me or crut me (J0rdan S.), Friday, 21 December 2012 19:56 (5 months ago) Permalink
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:02 (3 months ago) Permalink
Weird. Looks sordid, somehow, and makes me feel uncomfortable.
― *tera, Saturday, 26 January 2013 02:35 (3 months ago) Permalink
"now I'm gonna take a step back to be sure that we get the electricity meter in the shot. good. now lean against the wall. great. oh and punch her in the back, craig. perfect"
― Garth Brooks In ... The Life of (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 26 January 2013 02:38 (3 months ago) Permalink
Ha!
― *tera, Saturday, 26 January 2013 02:50 (3 months ago) Permalink
lol exactly
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 26 January 2013 02:53 (3 months ago) Permalink
― schwww im tired (harbl), Saturday, December 6, 2008 5:12 PM (4 years ago)
lmao harbl <3
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 26 January 2013 04:20 (3 months ago) Permalink
otm
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 January 2013 04:22 (3 months ago) Permalink
Congrats you two
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 27 January 2013 07:24 (3 months ago) Permalink
I mean that
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 4 April 2013 16:24 (1 month ago) Permalink
god
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:03 (1 month ago) Permalink
those people look like they have weird secrets
I like how each half of the heart is RAWR cat claw!
― how's life, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:06 (1 month ago) Permalink
"We'll just row this boat a mile out to sea, and then dump your ex business partner's body over the side.""Whatever you say honey.""I love you.""I love you too."*sounds of thumping from inside a sack in the boat*"MMPH! MMPH! HLP!! HLP!!!""Shut up in there."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:08 (1 month ago) Permalink
for a second I thought gr8080 had found that special l8080
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:33 (1 month ago) Permalink
― pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:33 (1 month ago) Permalink
she kind of looks like she's about to slice his jugular open with her retractable claw xp
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:34 (1 month ago) Permalink
Lot of body language in gr8080's and I get this "So it is gonna happen, but no one really feels great about it," sort of vibe from it.
And that's a half-assed heart, tbqfh.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:37 (1 month ago) Permalink
It's like he suddenly realised that he's got married to one of the aliens from 'V'.
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:40 (1 month ago) Permalink
I just wonder how much his dad's investment firm brought in last year.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:41 (1 month ago) Permalink
Totally stolen from Buzzfeed, which is fine since they totally stole these from somewhere else:
Aaaannnnnd.....
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:51 (1 month ago) Permalink
yiiiikes to all of those
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 18:27 (1 month ago) Permalink
wtf at no dumping
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 04:00 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
should hook them up with these weirdos
http://www.xojane.com/relationships/relationshit-how-much-bathroom-talk-is-too-much
― how's life, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 09:31 (4 weeks ago) Permalink