official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

all i can say is rip jw because i know hed have something to say about this

http://www.observer.com/2009/style/hipster-grifter?page=0

lol jw aimed me about this today

Bobby talked it over with some friends. “Basically, the consensus was to stick around because you like this girl, but don’t get too attached, because she’s going to be dead in three months,” Bobby said.

how hard is it to option a screenplay? i bet i cd get some $$ for this with michael cera as bobby

i always feel weird about shit like this, because it's kind of a non-story and this chick is clearly completely insane so it seems kind of pointless (also lol)

to anyone who had sex with this liar!!!
Submitted by newshoes on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 14:08.

I hate to be the bearer of even more bad news but if you have had any type of sexual encounter with her you NEED to go get yourself checked out. I have herpes thanks to her. I know it's her because I was a virgin before we hooked up. Now I have only had sex with one girl, who was a liar and a criminal who gave me herpes. Yay...

i always feel weird about shit like this, because it's kind of a non-story and this chick is clearly completely insane so it seems kind of pointless (also lol)

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:24 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think this is sort of the brooklyn version of that LA weekly story about harlan ellison and the fake internet firefighter

we need jw

yes exactly! xp

i mean for example ilx's own version of this story was kinda lol but mostly sad and certainly not newsworthy. stuff like this feels like revenge.

well tbf what makes it "newsworthy" is that its about a hipster girl who worked for a notorious publication and slept her way around brooklyn which means that any stories abt it are going to get tons of pagehits from bored web content developers & green point residents who are six degrees separated from her

six is generous probably

I love boards

"handjob with my mouth"

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3132/3230704517_176d919acb_b.jpg

oh no way

lol at iphone

i suppose ruthless documentation of one sociopathic user is a tad voyeuristic, and only a drop in the bucket, but still strikes me as just

what jw has to say about this:

jw: "I want to give you a hand job with my mouth," and was signed "Korean Abdul-Jabbar." It was, according to Troy, from Ms. Ferrell.
jsdfhjksdnlsdkf
1:03 PM me: um
1:04 PM jw: http://gawker.com/5212970/meet-kari-ferrell-criminally-hipster
I WANT YOU TO THROW YOUR HOT DOG DOWN MY HALL
15 minutes
1:19 PM jw: I WANT YOU TO THROW YOUR HOT DOG DOWN MY HALL
me: yeah got that the first time
1:20 PM jw: union pool <3

"handjob with my mouth" : "finger you with his penis"

/eastbound.

stay classy ny:

"attractive" my ass
Submitted by kittyyy on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 15:06.
Ah, silly boys and their yellow fever. They're even willing to fall in love with this moonpie with stab wounds for eyes. I expected this bitch to be at least marginally attractive from the way the article talked about her and her conquests. This is just pathetic. Come on, NY. You've all seen Asians before, right?

reply

someone figure out what band her ex-boyfriend was in

more from jw: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=88462246065

You've all seen Asians before, right?

meme potential

how much did she get jw for :}

it pleases me so much that this crazy cunt is still at large in williamsburg

http://nervous.org/images/200904/grifter2.jpg

"magic johnson" "AIDS" ?

dr. phil do i know you?

:)

say chaps i found her photobucket

http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/karithecrucial/

damn dude that is some fukin sleuthin

^_^

y'all should take this shit to 77

check out those insane sloth's y'all

stray ' there

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/karithecrucial/123456.jpg

no pics of her coughing up blood?

http://transcendentalisttelevision.com/2009/04/i-lived-with-korean-abdul-jabbar/

1. Bobby Says:
April 15th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Sorry about sleeping in your bed! She made it out like it was totally cool. I felt really weird about it.

ha.

with identity theft and spam and 'ghost net' and the myspace bully suicide family thing, it seems at first glance like shitty people have a leg up using technology. but in the end, i wonder if increased connectivity might make certain kinds of sociopathic stuff harder to do? i mean if everyone in the pond has a blog and reads gawker this chick's life is going to be pretty hard from here on out.

yeah but all this chick has to do is move to seattle and go by a nickname and she could do it all over again imo, though it sounds like she's OCD about certain things and would probably repeat them and therefore be easy to figure out.

srsly i don't know why but i'd like to strangle fat asian head

her fat asian head

the whole blogstorm about this is pretty amazing & hilarious too--i didnt really know that the brooklyn-online-bloggin-media world was so incestuous

i mean, i did, but

, but

i kinda have to lol @ how she snowed all of brooklyn

can't wait until brooklyn blogger icey weighs in on this

who is super stupid

haha nice question

from the looks of those peeps in her photobucket, i'd say they had it coming

i dont want 2 b rude cutty but i was kind of disappointed at how long it took noise to have a thread for this--old school noize would of had a thread about this chick before she was ever the in the paper

HI CHAKI

momus joke goes here

im a new poster

can't wait until brooklyn blogger icey weighs in on this

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:47 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

its a pretty unremarkable story imo except for the korean abdul-jabbar and hot dog down the hall etc lines - but those are fairly ultimate

lol hot dog down the hall

y'all should take this shit to 77

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 3:02 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

hey not all of us are invited

lool the more i think abt it the more korean abdul-jabbar is a super hilarious name for a crazy fraudulent lil korean chick w/a dragon tattoo to call herself - i mean u r having trouble telling this girl is completely insane how

fuck 77 this is classic nb styles

hi chaki

brooklyn is the domain of the NB, why should this be 77?

no google?

you guys could fight over her while she steals your money

xxpost
because y'all are getting into posting phone numbers and shit

thanks for weighing in icey--always good to know you're chasing the zeitgeist dragon, so to speak

posting phone numbers is way more classic noize than it is classic 77

i knew this girl in hs who was a compulsive liar who told people she had emphysema and various other wild bullshits - sadly she never came up w/anything as good as even a mouth handjob let alone korean abdul-jabbar - she was tiny and cute too - prob helps w/telling absurd lies

np que ;)

band names

mouth handjob v. mormon grifter

hot dog down hallway is played out

by definition

i mean for example ilx's own version of this story was kinda lol but mostly sad and certainly not newsworthy. stuff like this feels like revenge.

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well tbf what makes it "newsworthy" is that its about a hipster girl who worked for a notorious publication and slept her way around brooklyn which means that any stories abt it are going to get tons of pagehits from bored web content developers & green point residents who are six degrees separated from her

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:36 PM

u guys r forgetting that she's also wanted in salt lake city. for actual crimes, not just luna-esque e-swindlin'

lotta ppl are wanted in salt lake city! whats newsworthy about this is that she banged a lot of dudes who spend a lot of time on the internet--also had a hilarious basketball-based name

blog recognize blog

http://i44.tinypic.com/ezeih0.jpg
JABBAR WANT MOUTH DOG

from the looks of those peeps in her photobucket, i'd say they had it coming

― velko, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:49 PM

^^real talk

absolutely

not gonna lie ws

would grift

u guys come on regardless how much u disagree w/someones sartorial choices they really dont deserve to be ripped off and manipulated by the monster korean abdul-jabbar

saw her nicknamed "Kim Cheat" somewhere

no, they deserve to be cut into chunks and fed to honey badgers but we're just quibbling about details here

xp

never underestimate the power of an army of hipster blogger

giving hundreds or thousands of dollars to someone you don't know very well is just not a smart thing to do, period

even for mouth handjobs?

ESPECIALLY for mouth handjobs

The one time I had a roommate situation where someone decided not to pay rent and run up bills, we called his family and had them pay the outstanding balances, then kicked his ass out of the apartment, so I really don't get the people who got wholesale taken in by this woman (the dude in SLC who dated her after she full-on ripped off his friend is particularly not worth my sympathy).

giving hundreds or thousands of dollars to someone you don't know very well is just not a smart thing to do, period

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:20 PM

tell that to u.s. banks! HEY-O

I'm also boggling at the "here, cash this check for me" thing, mostly at the dude who asked the bank, "hey, is this legit?" and the bank going, "oh sure! um, wait..."

o sure theyre real i mean theyre checks they look like checks right carry on

I guess "boggling" is strong, more like "sitting here going 'what a bunch of idiots'"

uh well u got them from someone who has cancer right? why would a cancer patient lie?

hello i would like to cash this check please--
http://blog.nbc.com/latenight/checkitout.bmp

did she learn that from nigerian spammers

that cheque is made out to conan obrien and since u r not him u cannot cash it

le cheque

fyi--i am conan o'brien and i would like my payment in cases of dr. pepper

thx

also note how there's a note about max

theres a lol hueg hersheys kiss on the filing cabinet too

it says thx 4 the gratuitous placement here's $200 for dancing lessons for max! xp

it says drumming lessons--sounds like you need reading lessons

i will teach max the drums and the 200 bucks can go towards yr education hairball

Finding out about grifters was sure a lot less fun before the web.

zinging lessons xp

noted ilm grouch max weinberg

yeah we would have to wait to find out about her on america's most wanted and by then she would have grifted a lot more beardos

beardo grifter / hallway hot dog / abdul jabbar abdul jabbar / KOREAN abdul jabbar

i like to think I have pretty high hipster tolerance but jesus theres a dude with an ironic mustache and ironic t-shirt in her pics that I hope got taken for his trust fund.

Plus we wouldn't have access to all these pictures she took! Cute dog btw.

she has no seoul

lol

from the comments on the original article:

Her audacity and lack of regard for others is positively stunning and cunning. She tapped into my general sympathy for humankind (and love of the band, "The Eels"), with her cancer sob story.

mmm eel

everyones got a weakness

attn jw: http://jezebel.com/5213344/did-hipster-grifter-play-on-loathsome-hipster-asian-fetish

lol

haha

i prey on the loathsome hipster asian fetish myself

there's a whole seinfeld episode about them all wanting to date any asian woman, and like w/ in the first minute of the episode elaine asks jerry if he's being racist and he goes "it can't be racist if i like their race"

the episode is called "the chinese woman"

when i think hipster i think jerry seinfeld

I might have been in trouble with eels love but the ugly tatt would have saved me.

well seinfeld is loathsome

http://jezebel.com/5213344/did-hipster-grifter-play-on-loathsome-boredoms-fans

*
chaki wk posted this on April 15th, 2009 @ 4:00:57 pm
» quote
#379
* hey heres her photobucket http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/karithecrucial/ [s13.photobucket.com] »

lol

gotta share the wealth

lol @ u starting a dupe thread tho ; )

jesus do you all read bco now?

;0)

maybe it wasn't really him ; )

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3313/3445829856_6d2cbe075d.jpg%3Fv%3D0

oh well

this is a good one:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/karithecrucial/Photo37.jpg

bonertime!

schwing! tentpole!

good luck usa

welcome back Dr. Phil

Holy cow I just read the whole Luna debacle thread. HOURS OF MY LIFE SLIPPED AWAY!

i'm so sorry :(

I kept thinking okay this can't go on for much longer. . . and then it did.

r.i.p. phone #

i'm just a grifter
i go from place to place
i'm just a grifter
nobody knows my face

never knew the whole grisly story, alex?

i've still never read it.

which thread?

Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven

"never knew the whole grisly story, alex?"

Yeah I was on vacation when it happened so I knew nothing. Not surprised to see Michael White defending her to his last breath though.

It's on the "Not location specific" thread.

Yup there it is.

welcome to *heaven* :-)

It's weird reading it knowing how it ends.

Although I guess anyone not invested in believing luna was honest knew how it was going to end at the start.

good story imo

lol @ some random crazy chick in brooklyn = news. This arsehole I used to live with doesn't even exist on google.

so who is dr. phil then? i feel like my ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM is at like v1.2 and ILX is at v4.0

mwhite is perhaps a more chivalrous dude than most w/r/t that story

my money's on jw

Dr. Phil has galvanized millions of people to 'get real.'

its time for jw n chaks to be welcomed back to ilx totally

i guess it takes a hipster grifter to bring them back

the world is a funny place

guys

killy has a boyfriend

^^^ the original hipster grifter

my money's on jw

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 8:07 PM

u just grifted urself

how much did she get jw for :}

― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 3:44 PM

ethan

YES!

Ask Dr. Phil

BUT WHY?

god i've never read that thread, i'm fucking dying

http://rr-bb.com/images/smilies/idunno.gif

Argh, it's not "beef with her!" That's like saying someone has beef with a unicorn. Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn. He's just pointing out that it's actually a horse with something taped to its head.

― nabisco, Monday, October 15, 2007 6:07 PM

mind blown

nabisco is so naive sometimes - i hav had unicorn beef

i just read the wikipedia article about dr. phil mcgraw--fascinating guy

so i was in lurker phase back then but anyone find out who fake luna (i.e. the pics) is?

a unicorn

nice

what phase are you in now

This hipster chick is like a composite of every crazy bar chick persona! Plus my girlfriend's ex who claimed he had stomach cancer.

u guys come on regardless how much u disagree w/someones sartorial choices they really dont deserve to be ripped off and manipulated by the monster korean abdul-jabbar

― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 9:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

for real. the bf who got scammed by her is a totally decent dude and i feel bad for him, he def doesn't deserve this. anyway, it's weird to see this story break on a national level. ok, back to moping about the upcoming 1st round loss

this thread delivered lols imo, mission accomplished

thank u, magical lady, 4 reminding us what noize is all about--brooklyn, infighting, & borderline misogyny

thank u for throwing that hotdog down our LOLway

DID WE FORGET THE TRUE MEANING OF HOW TO NOIZE?

Wednesday, April 15, 2009 10:59 PM Site super stupid has been banned permanently.

another casualty ;_;

huh.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/04/custom_1239891516897_kf10.jpg

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090416114203425

"She really had me going—my first instinct is not to Google someone when I meet them.”
I'm ashamed; this generally IS my first instinct.

follow your instincts

shameful bro

http://www.therocksalt.com/forumcation/viewtopic.php?p=403727&sid=a2025b95259d96d126e92b3cdcc6a173#403727

haha The Filth

"I am looking for a boy to allow me to be his beard,
if you know what I mean. Basically, I need someone
to toss their hot dog down my hallway, while I sing
theme songs from syndicated television programs
from the late 70's, early 80's.
If you think you (or a friend) are up to the challenge, let's convene on the interwebs."

-Korean Abdul-Jabbar

The whole "But then, six months later, I decided to Google her..." thing was bizarre. Everytime I meet someone new, I google them or find them on facebook. I knew that our counter-offer on the house we were selling was probably good when I found the buyer's wife's myspace profile with her status marked as "excited!".

I mean, good Lord. "I heard a big explosion so six months later, I pick up a fucking newspaper and it turns out that my house was bombed."

maybe i just don't meet many people socially, but i don't feel like someone's a huge moron for not constantly googling new acquaintances

id google someone if i thought they were being weird but generally i do not

not for any ethical reasons - just dont think of it - i mean ive googled a number of people - but not all of them

i just googled ice cream--pretty fucked up shit right here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream

o no my horrible secret is out

lol

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Indonesia_bike34.JPG/800px-Indonesia_bike34.JPG

ah the 'ogle

maybe i just don't meet many people socially, but i don't feel like someone's a huge moron for not constantly googling new acquaintances

Not even someone they're fucking and giving away money to?

you can't fuck and google someone at the same time

"This new girl with the bird tattoo is really neat! Fortunately, I have sated all curiosity I have about her at this time."

please believe that if i'm fucking you, you are gonna get googled shortly before or after

possibly during if that's your thing

true story: i have never googled anyone i know (except myself where all that comes up is really really early ilx posts under my own name).

you can't fuck and google someone at the same time

slacker

but can u fuck google and give money to someone all at the same time

thats what 95% of the internet is for

slacker

hey some of us don't have iphones, okay?

step up, son; it's almost 2010

SIREN.JPG

GAWKER SAYS SHES IN CROWN HEIGHTS

SIREN.JPG

"This new girl with the bird tattoo is really neat! Fortunately, I have sated all curiosity I have about her at this time."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, April 16, 2009 2:52 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

seems like part of her modus operandi was preying on trusting people

also might be a little of "funny oddball cute azn chick wants to ball me, I don't need to know why"

should i go over and take a look around, bring my camera xp

pls do joe--see if u can seduce her & then con HER itd be a great double-cross, like a movie

I've gotten scammed by Kari
Submitted by xVeganSweetlovex on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 04:12.
So I met Kari thorugh my husband in 2005. He was one of the "straight edge" friends she knew. He knew her for quite a long time. I lived in Philadelphia with my husband until December of 2007. Kari and I frequently texted eachother all day long from 2005-2007. we became really good friends, and I'd hang out with her when we'd visit SLC. She frequently told me she was in the hospital, with lung cancer, even though she was "straight edge", she told me she needed an emergency hysterectomy, then months later she would tell me she thought she was pregnant. My husband and I knew she was an exaggerator, but we didn't want to question someone we thought was our friend. She told me all the time that Casey Hansen, her ex, raped her and beat her. I grew an extreme hatred for Casey.
In December of 2007, my husband and I moved to SLC, Kari and I hung out at least 3-4 times a week. We would bring our dogs to the park, go out and eat, play guitar hero, share vegan recipes, we had a lot of fun. She always asked me to put her on me and my husbands family plan for our phones, and all of the people I knew (including the sxe guys she lived with), always told me not to trust her with money so I'd just always say "I have to talk to Scott (my husband) about it". She always talked about having problems with her bank, and we would frequently go to this local vegan place that took checks, she would always offer to pay. She told me never to worry about it, little did I know, those checks were from a closed account, and the fact that she always wanted to get up and leave as soon as she wrote the check made sense. I went car shopping with her for about a week, we drove to all different bank and dealerships, always telling the bank that she had identity theft happen to her and thats why her credit was all messed up, once again, I didn't question my friend, I had known her for almost 3 years at this point.

Finally one day she told me this story of about her rent got stolen from the foyer of her apartment house, and how her landlords wanted it asap. She asked m if she could write me checks and cash them at my bank. I thought it was harmless, she told me her bank was closed. One check was for $250, and another for $300. We cashed them for her and she bought us lunch! Awesome. We get a notice that our account is overdrawn 4 days later, overdrawn by $550, with $50 in overdraft fees. At this time in our life, my husband and I barely had 10 cents to spare let alone $600. The checks came back saying the account was closed. Impossible we thought, she used checks everywhere, she had a job at Golden Voice, she always had money. She had even just recently bought a 99 Mercedes. I contacted Kari about it and she told me she"d contact her bank. An email got sent to me from a "bank manager", to my sidekick. the bank manager said there was nothing wrong with the account, but it was getting looked into and we should be getting my money back. After a few day with no money, no response, and our bank threatening to close our account, I was laying in bed, around 1am, I got on my sidekick, and took a second look at the email. I pressed the menu button and looked at the page encoding. and sure enough, the "bank managers" email, was sent from Kari's sidekick.
I texted Kari immediately, no response, so the next morning I called the police. In the mean time, I sat outside of Kari's apartment for 4 hours, with her inside. I even got let in by a neighbor who recognized me and knocked on her door for a few. I'm about 2x Kari's size, angry, vegan straight edge, and she's knows I've beat a few girls in my life, so she knew better then to come outside. I had gotten a hold of Casey because Kari had called him on my phone a few times, he told me that there was a whole bunch of stuff I didn't know about her, and that he didn't even REALLY know her. that next day she went to our bank and deposited the money back into our account. Apparently we"re the first people to ever get our money back from her. But who knows who she ripped off to get the money to pay us. I kept in contact with the detective, but since she made good on it, he couldn't do anything about it. I haven't seen her since, and I knew she was in NYC from her AIM. Its okay, the people I know, that I introduced her to in Philly know she's wanted. I was under the impression she was in SLc for a bit though, I look for her everywhere, and I'm gonna attack her ass as soon as I do see her.
Shes a complete sociopath. Every word that has ever come out of her mouth has been a lie. I wouldn't believe her if she told me she had a vagina. She's nuts, there's so much more to tell, I just don't have the time to type it.

also might be a little of "funny oddball cute azn chick wants to ball me, I don't need to know why"

a little?

a smidge

pls do joe--see if u can seduce her & then con HER itd be a great double-cross, like a movie

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, April 16, 2009 3:07 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

get her to post

loooooooooooool Que

yeah i'll give her 60k if she starts posting here

I'm about 2x Kari's size, angry, vegan straight edge, and she's knows I've beat a few girls in my life

UH

xVeganSweetlovex

I was under the impression she was in SLc for a bit though, I look for her everywhere, and I'm gonna attack her ass as soon as I do see her.

frisky

really id be pretty easy to get her to post here - just start a thread in support of her get a bunch of positive posts in there offering to help her out w/some money/a place to stay post the link to gawker comments and youd see her in no time

xVeganSweetlovex did you eat all the eggplants again?

in the company of pwn

And she tried to sleep with him while we were still together- there was a party at the house, I wasn't there, and she attempted to stick her hand down his pants but they were too tight.

t/s killy vs. kari farrell

"my bank is closed" durrrrrrrrrrrrr

friends don't ask friends for money beyond the occasional "can you cover this drink?" kinna thing. probably not a hard and fast rule, but it's usually true.

counting down the days until "FREE KARI" shirts start showing up

loooooooooooool Que

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, April 16, 2009 3:12 PM

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd72/suriyasiero/553px-Lol_que.jpg

dude she is not cute whatsoever

i think kari ferrell is the only person who can save noize at this point

in order to recruit her to this cause i will need to assemble a motley crew of once & future noizers for a cross-brooklyn road trip where we will each grow up in our own way

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

"and I'm gonna attack her ass as soon as I do see her. Shes a complete sociopath."

Sweet!

dude she is not cute whatsoever

― cutty, Thursday, April 16, 2009 3:22 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark

this from a guy who looks like a horse

burn

I keep going back to this on other threads, but who in the hell - no - what HIPSTER is still out there writing CHECKS at restaurants.

Unless this is some sort of steempunk thing I'm missing.

dying to hear philtwo's take on this.

in order to recruit her to this cause i will need to assemble a motley crew of once & future noizers for a cross-brooklyn road trip where we will each grow up in our own way

^^^^^ eerily similar to a gchat I had with celebrity wakeboarder steve shasta a few days ago about his impending nyc visit:

5:40 PM undoubtedly there will be some drama FAP reuniting all the splintered factions
like voltron

xpost!

She frequently told me she was in the hospital, with lung cancer, even though she was "straight edge"

i love this SUSPICIOUS HMMMM

lool steempunk cheque writers - brilliant needs to happen

i don't look like a horse, that is a shop

its not bad to look like a horse

black BEAUTY

also "Edward III", i don't think we've ever met

noize has to be run by a horse--it's in the ilx constitution. therefore, you are a horse.

jw was totally a horse

User has been successfully banned for 6 days.

http://images.google.com/images?en-US:official&hs=OeX&q=cuttyhorse

Did you mean: cutty house

europhonic cutty house

enormous, epic, cutty, house

Really surprised no one heisted this for a name yet.

thought that said and I'm gonna attack her ass to ass as soon as I do see her, had to read twice

insert Requiem For A Dream joke there

http://www.hulu.com/watch/13015/requiem-for-a-dream

xpost dangit

dude just take her

hahaha oh shit drudge siren on this for real

where was she -- soda bar, weather up, or barrette

Update: Another sighting! From yesterday:

Hey I definetely saw her yesterday in prospect heights at vanderbilt and park place. Spoke to sgt Ross [of the Salt Lake City PD] and gave him coordinates. Was with a lightly bearded guy, tattoo blazing. Had read the observer article 2 hrs earlier.

wtf is she possessed by the Phoenix Force

lol im gonna guess that every short asian chick in brooklyn is arousing suspicions from good citizens at this point

arousing a lot more than that too i bet

i have a hot azn grifter waiting in my bed for me so i'll say this

wtf is she possessed by the Phoenix Force

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, April 16, 2009 4:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

nerd!

typical hipster priorities: you can bend reality to your will with your mutant powers and all you do is kite checks

"Sgt. Ross? Another Brooklyn hipster for you on Line 2."

this is just another hipster scavenger hunt at this point

she's more of a predator than a scavenger

Was with a lightly bearded guy

i love beards

oh look it worked thx cutty

lightly blended beard

didn't know cuttyhorse jokes were off limits

Ten months ago one of this kind stalked and eliminated an group of hipsters in Utah.

btw i'm shaving before i enter brooklyn just in case.

i love every hipster in BK is attemping to do a HIPSTER CITIZENS ARREST

Hello. I really appreciate the message that you sent. Surprisingly enough, all of the emails that I have received have been in the same vein. Makes me feel SLIGHTLY less of a terrible human being.

Yes, I made mistakes and yes, I hurt people who cared for me (and vice versa). However, I have made amends with most of those individuals, and have attempted to rectify my poor decisions by paying them back. I know that it is neither here nor there, but what the article didn't mention is that I haven't done anything of that nature for years. I understand that that, in no way, justifies what I did ... but I definitely recognize that what I did was really REALLY shitty, and like to think that I have learned from my mistakes.

Anyway, I didn't mean to barrage you with my...whatever the fuck those preceeding paragraphs are...my sincere apologies.

Thank you, again, for your kind words.

Without Wax,

Kari

omg she is trying to scam us again

PS can u cash a check 4 me my bank is closed

I shaved my beard last week, dodged a bullet there

excuse me but i have a beard

o super i have a tattoo reading i love beards plz could u give me $500 my bank is on vacation

http://lab.andre-michelle.com/swf/fl10/ToneMatrix.swf

don't sense she understands that stealing money is different then breaking heart

I haven't done anything of that nature for years except for pretending that I have cancer, of course, which isn't really that shitty if you think about it.

oh she's good

it's better than ~having~ cancer, right?! u wouldn't really want me to have cancer would u?????

you should be relieved!!

lol

this reminds me of that book about how like 1 in 10 people is a sociopath and everybody knows one.

thought that was gays

lol

o i guess it's actually 1 in 25 so not like the gays

http://www.audiobooksonline.com/media/The_Sociopath_Next_Door_Martha_Stout_unabridged_mp3_compact_disc.jpg

I think gays actually know a higher percentage of sociopaths.

being a gay sociopath would be a transcendent experience def

which subforum has the most sociopaths

the most jabbaresque

ilbaseball obv

being a gay sociopath would be a transcendent experience def

― I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Thursday, April 16, 2009 4:58 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol waht

"which subforum has the most sociopaths"

Moderator Request Forum

once this girl at my college got bit by a black widow and she didnt know and she started to get really sick and she went to the clinic @ my school and first they told her that she might be pregnant and then changed that diagnosis to 'cancer' and she made an appt with an oncologist and everything and dude was like uh.jpg u have a black widow bite not cancer and she left the school

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 April 2009 18:01 (1 week ago) Bookmark

hipster grifter exit strategy?

1 in 10 is a homeopath

1 in 100,000,000 is an osteopath

7 in 10 homeopaths are sociopaths ime

"which subforum has the most sociopaths"

Moderator Request Forum

― Alex in SF, Thursday, April 16, 2009 5:03 PM

surely you mean I Must Protest!

1 in 100,000,000 is an osteopath

― angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 16, 2009 4:13 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is wrong, btw

Without Wax,

yeah wtf does that even mean

it's a joke about the latin root of "sincere" :(

lame

please provide a percentage of osteopaths to world population
show your work

there are more than 80, homey

"surely you mean I Must Protest!"

Also a possiblity.

By 2020, the number of osteopathic physicians will grow to 95,400,and American population will be 350 million.
So okay, more like one in 3670, wtf they are taking over.

or my math is bad. it is a slow day at work

wow guys way to make this awesome thread terrible

stfu

Max, have you ever visited an osteopath?

maybe ka-j did and that's why her cancer kept coming back?¿?¿

Max, cease addressing us, or you *will* sequentially meet us and Brooklyn osteopaths.

okay lolling at that

cutty can u ban these fools

never would have guessed this thread would descend into osteopath namecalling

http://www.lightanddark.net/images/Glen-Warriors.jpg

never would have guessed this thread would descend into osteopath namecalling

― Mr. Que, Thursday, April 16, 2009 5:41 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

more evidence that noise board is going dangerously downhill

sorry bros, carry on

the noise board has gone down the wrong path

good one

;-)

it's my pathion

ostensibly, it is

http://www.personalspacetraining.co.uk/Website%20Photos/osteopath.jpg

http://www.deepingosteopaths.com/img/Osteopath_4.jpg

http://www.spinefix.co.uk/images/4%20-%20tspine.jpg

christ

grifter love
yeah
oste-o-e-o
i think i wanna bone ya (bone ya)

trying to think of a grifter/osteopath joke but i'm strugglin

it appears as if this thread's hot dog has traveled down the wrong hall

there are many hot dogs. . . many halls. . .

ok can we resume

hehe

hipsterrunoff

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her photobucket is closed down already

4chan's probably scraped it already

http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/322

^^^down at the bottom of the page

Read the following as dramatically as you're able:

Korean Abdul Jabbar- 22 year old (fe)male, events coordinator for hipster magazine, professional craigslist room share ad author. Likes watching Full House ...
newyork.craigslist.org/brk/roo/1101542447.html - Similar pages

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you are on the case!

does this tattoo look familiar? o_O

http://glassesglasses.org/archive/vol1/

i have seen like three hipster chicks ~today~ with wingéd stuff across their chest, so

That's the same tattoo.

do all these hipster chicks share the same neck mole?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/04/custom_1239891426640_kf9.jpg

oh ok

http://www.soapcreative.com/top6/archives/tmb/w7_dramatic_squirrel.gif

really not a fan of chest tats on the ladies

i am :-/

at least while they're still in their 20s

hey more for you bro!

xp ha

I think they are pretty sweet actually. Hers is really nice. Wonder how many bad checks she had to write for it.

three mouth handjobs, prob

^^currency of the future

Brooklyn ahead of the curve in the new economy.

wonder if she's regretting that giant chest tattoo now. without it she could probably blend in, disappear, you'd never see her again.

That's what turtle-necks are for, Jordan.

And burkas.

no one gives $ to people in turtlenecks

omg you guys

"no one gives $ to people in turtlenecks"

No one is going to give $ to a korean hipsters for a while now, chest tattoo or no.

without it she could probably blend in, disappear, you'd never see her again.

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, April 16, 2009 6:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

kari farrell rhymes with perry farrell who was in a band called jane's addiction so maybe that's actually her real name and she used to be in a four-piece in skokie, illinois!!!

Hah who am I kidding. Someone is probably cashing a check for her cancer-ridden ass right now.

"without it she could probably blend in, disappear, you'd never see her again."

The korean hipster Keyser Soze.

i already made that joke >:(

ice cram's been quiet for awhile on this, maybe he's already working on the grift?

he does have a beard, you know

i look forward to hearing about his bearded, eagle tattoo adventures

i was thinking more the korean marcus brody

yea me too

KAJ speaks a dozen languages knows every local custom etc

really not a fan of chest tats on the ladies

― goole, Thursday, April 16, 2009 6:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

big fan of chest tits tho am i right fellas who doesnt like a chest tit

4/10

when is she gonna turn herself in

or get caught or kill herself those are the 3 things that can happen

ppl like this never kill themselves

seriously all she's gotta do is find some sad sexless bastard and tell him a sob story and she'll be able to anne frank it for a few months

what if someone else kills her?

vigilante justice

Four people told me this story today; she better lay low for about a week.

i don't want to kill her, fwiw

if this occurred in l.a., this would be the perfect weekend to go on the run what with everyone in her sort of social scene booking it to coachella

i have an anne frank closet in my apartment and no one told me this story today

i don't want to harbor a fugitive though, especially not this one

On second thought, she should try to cash in on this and start a band, pronto.

she'll give u head

that was an xp ;)

or possibly not

she'll give me magic johnson aids

best kind, imo

koreaids

poweraids

the hipster runoff post regarding this crazy girl is quite powerful, recommended

thanks carles

btw there is a crazy drunk girl outside my window fighting so loud w/her boyfriend in miami over the phone - srsly i can hear every word three stories up - fyi he has humiliated her by canceling her trip to miami

oh snap

cant tell if shes hot - she sounds hot based on all the whining going down

dude u have a window

yah i tried to see her but i could not maybe if i stuck my head out the window but theres pretty much a plant in the way - anyway she is done now

^ korean keith moon meets rockers uptown ^

i am 4 degrees from hipstergrifter, y'all. met someone who knows someone that went to highschool w/her last night. they said she was an annoying bitch.

lol, no one's going to do the "she's really sweet once you get to know her" defense with this woman after this blogstorm

She was great before she got cancer, I hear.

dude lemme just say there is ALWAYS a guy out there who can be convinced by a moderately decent looking girl who is willing to HJ him with her maw

handmaw?

i am still totally not over that phrase. i don't think i ever will be. it's just too hard to parse.

Handjob with my mouth? What's hard to parse about it?

"footrace in my car"

Not a big Fred Flinstone fan, eh.

ok alex that is some n/l contrarianism, well done my friend.

I'm not over the phrase myself btw, but that's cuz it's brilliant. Just like Korean Abdul Jabbar.

"vice magazine mormon"

mawjob

ponzi kimchee vicemag grifster williamsburglar

glifesterburgrar

glifesterburgrarawjob

williamsburglar mawjob is going to be my new nom de crime

mr. mawjob is already halfway to a bond villain

well at least i went 27 years without hearing "mawjob", it was a good run.

rip mawjob innocence

you might say that kari ferrell "grifted" your mawjob innocence

no innocence for the young mawbblets of today

I once walked in on a roommate getting mawed

it's a dirty mawjob but someone's got to do it

flash mawbbed

we did get 'williamsburglar' out of the deal, that's a plus

hipster cousin of the hamburglar

hamburglar stayed back in ohio, got his girlfriend preggers

hotdog in my hallburglar

take mawjob and shove it I ain't working here no more

for this we sacrificed a solid run of osteopathy humor?

its maw'b rule

why the fuck did I post that

just got caught up in the mawb I guess

Losing your mawbles here.

WATCH ME HIT MY HURR-MAWB

^i get it

GRIFF IT UHHHHHHHH

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q117/completecircuit/griffav.jpg

why do you think they call it osteopathy

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/

People dog that site, but we should keep an eye on it to see who's the first ILXor to know someone on it.

or BE on it

the BCO thread on this is up to 1,330 posts. Shame on you guys.

no fair, we lost chaki & jw, we never had a chance

somehow i'm not really ashamed by anything... they are probably the ones she duped.

^^^

i wish jw was here to tell us how williamsboard is dealing with this tragedy

jw made an anne frank joke to me like 24 hrs before the ones on this thread but i didn't repost and now i feel bad like they were biting him via esp or something.

biting him with their hands

this is a lolocaust that cannot be denied

i "know" several people on that "look at this fucking hipster" blog. customers.

you sell faberge eggs?

i "know" several people on that "look at this fucking hipster" blog. customers.

― ian, Friday, April 17, 2009 6:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Going to work for you must be like having your doorbell rung 200 times on asshole halloween

see also: riding the L train

xp no, i sell cystal & blow.

i did not hear this story until lunch @ WFMU today.

yeah i don't get it with this story - aren't there like 1,000,000,000 girls like this in new york?

there are 1,000,000,000 mawjobs in the naked city. this has been one of them.

"yeah i don't get it with this story - aren't there like 1,000,000,000 girls like this in new york?"

You know Tracer you can start your own threads about each of them if you want.

what's all the foofaraw

tracer bro we kind of covered that get with the times

http://nervous.org/images/200904/grifter2.jpg

she's at whole foods!!!!!

"foofrmaw"

2nite kept lookin at lil asian girls thinking are people asking u if youre her are people asking u if people think youre her does anyone care ~ lyfe in hall dog city

2nite kept lookin at lil asian girls thinking u should be in jail

^ narc

BCO is comprised of 20-something tattooed vegans from williamsburg. Noize board is comprised of 30-something shut-ins from south brooklyn and queens. Of course they'd have more to say on the subject.

im 23!

maybe you're not really noize ; )

burn

you're an old soul, max.

hipsterrunoff is generally whatever, but this did make me lol:

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/photographs/20090416-d1x7335q4ia4sqcf4jt8s6q7xd.jpg

lol 'body cancer' in that film

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180348038217#ht_722wt_77

"rare"

ping pong

I thought she was hilarious, I was eating a steak.

dr mawjobius

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/photographs/HIPSTER-GRIFTER-BINGO.jpg

i think BCO is mostly philly peeps who are obsessed with williamsburg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gb/3445014119/in/set-72157616731353605/

Included to show right wrist tattoo's presence.

hexadecima says:
It says something in French that says "Drugs shall not pass through these veins"...I used to be a her best friend...until she started being shitty.

http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/kari-ferrell-nude/

dig the tattoo. wns

whats with her armpit in that couch pic

maybe a cancerous tumor?

i've known a few people like this. my first instinct is generally to run away; even if i don't run away i keep them way the fuck at arms' length and certainly don't loan them money, trust them with anything valuable/important, let them hang out at my home, etc.

which is to say i don't have too much sympathy for the horny azn-fetish beardos who got taken in by this girl. grow one brain, jeez.

Beardos are still going to get taken by this girl, even with all the publicity, just like people still call Phil Hendrie to talk to Ted Bell.

if she goes to prison will there be hipster guys sending her love letters?

The Williamsbeard Redemption

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i hate all of u

HA

don't blame the victims canks

*
hstencil posted this on April 20th, 2009 @ 8:30:21 pm
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* i went on a couple dates in i think 2002 with a (non-AZN, non-VICE-employed) girl who then claimed to have cancer for the reason as why we didn't date further. thankfully, she never asked me for money, and i managed to get my flask back from the time i mistakenly left it at her apartment. illness-fakers are seriously strange people, though. i'd see her about once every six months around brooklyn after that, for the next 5 years.

IT WAS MADE PRETTY CLEAR THAT THIS WAS A JOKE AND YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC TRYING TO TELL ME I'M A DOUCHE FOR *ACTUALLY* CLAIMING I HAD CANCER.

wait velko did stence put his dong in u