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i dreamt i left watermelons out in the kitchen and they rotted and thousands of fruit flies came and ate them. what does my dream mean?

Jewish Proverb (harbl), Sunday, 14 September 2008 03:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

Your mother, she shuns intimacy.

Your father, he shuns intimacy.

Your firstborn son, he will have a cleft palate and will never, never grow wisdom teeth.

Anna Freud (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 15:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

THANK YOU ANNA!!!!!

Jewish Proverb (harbl), Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

i sink you may be experiencing zee early signs of zee syphilis. you see, zee vatermelon repreezents your brane. please consult a medical professional for zee appropriate testing.

herr doktor freud (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 16:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

.......

.,. (unregistered), Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i had the same accent as sarah palin

Jewish Proverb (harbl), Friday, 19 September 2008 00:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

What does it mean if I have a recuring dream about beating up my sister's ex? He did a 5 month jail term for spousal abuse lol, but should I be the one behind bars? If you knew me you'd never call me a violent person, but that's how these things work, if I had mad anger issues I'd prolly be the last to know. Any advice here?

Patrice G (unregistered), Friday, 19 September 2008 22:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

yes you should be the one behind bars

lil yawne (harbl), Saturday, 20 September 2008 02:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

i was in a hotel the other day and there was a bottle of water in the room and it had a tag on it that said like "you will be charged $5 if you drink this water" so i dreamt that i was trying to figure out how to drink the water and refill the bottle and make it look like it was never opened. i tried a lot of different ways.

lil yawne (harbl), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 02:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

i did that at a hotel once. it's not that hard. i was able to get it so that the bottom plastic ring was pressed up against the cap. it looked like it was sealed, but if you twisted the cap off, it was obvious that the seal had been previously broken.

is it weird knowing that my life experience was your dream come true?

Lingbert, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 06:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

you two are gonna kiss.

Dr. Freud, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 07:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

<3

lil yawne (harbl), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 10:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was a really good ice skater (i suck at ice skating irl)

harbl, Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i heard a noise in my kitchen cabinet and i opened it and there was a rat eating my onions! i grabbed it with my hand and held it underwater until it stopped squirming. what does my dream mean?

horrible (harbl), Thursday, 23 October 2008 21:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

this reminds me of an actual dream in a freud book but i can't remember it

horrible (harbl), Thursday, 23 October 2008 21:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

a dream i was lost in a familiar nieghborhood then ended up at my grandmothers house but scared to go

daronharmening (unregistered), Thursday, 30 October 2008 22:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

a dream i bought two jackets (one purple, one green) and each one came with a dog! i had a black dog and a white dog.

horrible (harbl), Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dream a mudslide inundated my work but we didn't die. what does my dream mean

jelky (jergins), Friday, 31 October 2008 16:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dream i had to live at my parents and they moved to this huge 10 bedroom house but it was ugly and they gave my sisters the better bedrooms even though they didn't live there and the room i got had stains on the carpet. what does my draem mean.

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Friday, 31 October 2008 18:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh it could mean anything really but probably that your going to die?

max, Friday, 31 October 2008 18:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

the other night I dreamed I had babby but did not know how to care for babby and babby did not do very well because I forgot to change and feed it and then I left it somewhere by accident. :-( It was scary and sad. what could dream mean aside from that I will one day be horrible mother?

Lil Nunu (ENBB), Friday, 31 October 2008 18:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

i am not the person to ask about horrible mothers...

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Friday, 31 October 2008 18:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Tehresa,

Do your parents hoard back issues of Reader's Digest? I need the October, 2007 issue with Martina McBride on the cover. I'm starting to think it's an ultra-rare limited edition, so at this point I'm just asking everyone I know to keep their eyes peeled. I won't give up while there's hope, godd*mnit!(lol)

As always, I'm a huge fan of your work.

~Anna

the gorgeous display of colorful lolcats (unregistered), Saturday, 1 November 2008 05:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

this reminds me of an actual dream in a freud book but i can't remember it

― horrible (harbl), Thursday, October 23, 2008 5:00 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i remember it now and it's the RAT MAN dream (duh) except in that dream the rats bit the guy in the ass because he was stuck to a bucket full of rats. that is not my dream but i have a lot of dreams about killing or mutilating rats and mice. i tink it's kinda ridicalous

horrible (harbl), Monday, 3 November 2008 01:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

i bought that book but i forgot to read it what does that mean?

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 3 November 2008 02:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

i rarely remember my dreams what does it mean?

Lingbert, Monday, 3 November 2008 02:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh i used to know the answer to that one

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 3 November 2008 02:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

does that mean anything? that i don't now?

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 3 November 2008 02:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dunno i remember a few per week. they are very vivid! i'm always tired and a v heavy sleeper so that could be it.

horrible (harbl), Monday, 3 November 2008 02:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh the rat man was not really a dream just an obsession this guy had with rats and torture

horrible (harbl), Monday, 3 November 2008 02:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

it seems like the only vivid dreams i ever have (or remember having) are bad dreams. but i have gotten to the point now where in such dreams, i can recognize that i am dreaming, and i can then wake myself up. i wish i could fuck around in my dreams once i realize that i am dreaming, but i never seem to remember to do that.

Lingbert, Monday, 3 November 2008 03:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

otm

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

cept last time i couldn't wake myself up and overslept!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

i can control a dream for 5-10 seconds once i realize i'm in it

jelky (jergins), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

it's thrilling. i wish i could make it last longer

jelky (jergins), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

my lucid dreams are always about work and i can't stop the madness!!!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

it actually requires a lot of effort, to wake myself up once i realize i'm dreaming. it feels like it's straining my brain.

Lingbert, Monday, 3 November 2008 03:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

unnecessary comma

Lingbert, Monday, 3 November 2008 03:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

you better not do it, then (commas or self-waking)

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

self wanking

the salvia of a cockatrice (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 3 November 2008 04:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

jergins how much control do you have in your dreams? can you basically do anything you want and make anything happen that you want?

Lingbert, Monday, 3 November 2008 04:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

movement mostly. and i can conjure people or actions
just for seconds though

jelky (jergins), Monday, 3 November 2008 04:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

(all w/in the current dream situation)

jelky (jergins), Monday, 3 November 2008 04:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

teach me!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 3 November 2008 04:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

what happens after a few seconds? why aren't you able to maintain?

Lingbert, Monday, 3 November 2008 04:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

Do I have a special power or was it a coincidence?

jelky (jergins), Monday, 3 November 2008 04:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

earthquakes always wake you up?

Lingbert, Monday, 3 November 2008 05:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

i can control my dreams if i am very tired and falling asleep

i also have sleep paralysis sometimes, like last time it happened i thought someone was shaking my bed, getting into my bed, and breathing on my neck and i couldn't turn around and prove that it wasn't happening. i didn't panic though because i knew it was not possible and it had happened before.

horrible (harbl), Monday, 3 November 2008 10:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh yeah the other day i dreamt that an irl friend i have not seen in a few months lived on the 6th floor of an apt building and i kept breaking into his apt during the day and stealing books from him, reading them, and returning them secretly on another day. it was weird, i could have just asked to borrow his books.

horrible (harbl), Monday, 3 November 2008 14:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I met Raoul Wallenberg in a mental hospital, but he was minimally conscious and apparently dying of radiation poisoning(?). He wore a threadbare grey sportcoat with a Star of David on the breast; his nurse said he hadn't changed his clothes in sixty years because his skin was extremely sensitive to sunlight. I took two cellphone photos of Raoul and promptly left because my press pass only allowed me to stay there for 15 minutes. On the way out, a guard made me delete one of the photos, claiming it "violated the great man's dignity." He didn't notice the other one.

The Vamps of '28 (unregistered), Monday, 3 November 2008 22:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I was dating a woman, and went back to her apartment for the first time. It turned out that she had a dog, which I didn't know about. IRL I'm allergic to dogs. Anyway, during the dream this dog, which was a bulldog to start with, transmogrified into a bear cub. That may sound cute, but I knew in the dream that the moment this woman's back was turned, this dog/bear was going to try and bite my face off. And that's not all. It hadn't been neutered, at least not properly, and it kept treading on it's scrotum until it was this huge flap of skin that the dog/bear kept tripping over. I decided that I couldn't possibly date this woman, so I told her that I was dumping her, on the basis of her ownership of this psychotic chimera. Then I trapped the beast by shutting it's scrotum flap in a door, in order to ensure my escape.

snoball, Monday, 10 November 2008 09:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

great dream!

horrible (harbl), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

Also in the dream, immediately before I dumped the woman (who is completely fictitious), we had sex. So I'm dumping her as I'm putting my clothes back on. And at the same time, about six of her friends walk into the apartment and hear me dumping her while I'm buttoning up my shirt, and the woman herself looks so pissed off. I mean, take the most pissed off looking picture of Ariane, and it was worse than that.

snoball, Monday, 10 November 2008 12:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream i had a 4-yr old and my babby's daddy wanted nothing to do with her, it was a very hard dream

horrible (harbl), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 12:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream about being in a locker room (?) and there were lots of tiny baby rats running around so i went to buy some traps for them and put them in the locker room. why do i have so many dreams about rats and mice?

horrible (harbl), Friday, 14 November 2008 12:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

Then I trapped the beast by shutting it's scrotum flap in a door, in order to ensure my escape.

GOOD THINKING!!

'Mabus' from the hilarious Nostradamus prophecies (Batty), Friday, 14 November 2008 12:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

my halal dream

i dreamt i was sitting in class and staring out the window when i saw people gathering around across the street in front of a convenience store. a guy was leading a cattle. there were a few african guys and they were going to have what i thought of in my dream as a muslim cattle slaughtering ceremony. one guy held the lead and another guy sliced the cattle's head off with a machete. a third guy then stabbed a sword into the headless cattle's neck. everyone in my class ran outside and was like TIME FOR BARBECUE YAY and the african guys were like oh no sorry, the barbecue will be tomorrow. please come back then.

i think i got the idea for this dream from the movie "workingman's death" because there was one part of it that showed guys in nigeria slaughtering cattle. it didn't happen the same way though, and there was no ceremony.

ketchup dood (harbl), Monday, 17 November 2008 12:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

how dood you know?

DI HERE (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 17 November 2008 18:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

because in the dream i was actually thinking "wow this is just like workingman's death!" i saw that like 4 years ago though.

ketchup dood (harbl), Monday, 17 November 2008 19:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

why are they inned the buckets jusd like they should be

Lasers of the New School (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 01:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was trying to call my friend, whose real name is michael jackson, but i kept hitting the wrong number from my contacts list and this girl answered and i was like "hi is this michael jackson?" and she got angry and i was like "oh you must think i'm pranking you but i am looking for someone whose name is michael jackson, i must have the wrong number" so i called again and got her again and she was still mad and i was like "i just want to talk to michael jackson!" and she hung up on me and i never got to talk to him.

bear of the teddy (harbl), Saturday, 22 November 2008 13:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

ha lol

The New Herb Stempel (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 22 November 2008 14:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

it means your are lesbionic

Lingbert, Monday, 24 November 2008 20:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

your are

Lingbert, Monday, 24 November 2008 20:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

j/k it doesn't mean that

Lingbert, Monday, 24 November 2008 20:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

i don't understand how that means i'm lesbionic, lingbert. please explain.

oh PHEW xp

bear of the teddy (harbl), Monday, 24 November 2008 20:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

but what does it mean? i'm going to see michael jackson today so i'll see what he thinks

bear of the teddy (harbl), Monday, 24 November 2008 20:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

michael jackson seemed unimpressed by this dream

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 00:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

unlike all of you, here, on the internet

bear of the teddy (harbl), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 00:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

exam-time dreams are here

schwww im tired (harbl), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 14:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

the horrible lucid kind?

very quotatious (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 14:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah my trial practice final is not til next week (we have to do a trial on a fake contract claim) and i dreamt i showed up at the courthouse just to watch my friends do theirs and the judge was like "i think you should do yours now instead" and i didn't have the right book with me (the one i had looked exactly the same but was missing all the depositions) and i hadn't prepared any of my arguments or examinations and forgot all the evidence rules so i went running around downtown trying to find someone who had the book and to find people to act as witnesses and jurors. the judge also laughed at me because i was wearing street clothes instead of lawyer clothes. and i yelled at him and said "i can't believe you're making me do this today! YOUR HONOR!" i was so glad to hear my alarm go off because it made me go "oh good that wasn't real." lol.

schwww im tired (harbl), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 15:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

did Lingbert and harbl ever kiss?

Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 4 December 2008 06:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

it was predicted...

Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 4 December 2008 06:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

linglips

freudfriend (jergins), Thursday, 4 December 2008 06:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

no

freudfriend (jergins), Thursday, 4 December 2008 06:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

she kissed me upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

Lingbert, Thursday, 4 December 2008 07:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

i never kissed lingbert, what u heard was rumor and innuendo

schwww im tired (harbl), Friday, 5 December 2008 12:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

i haven't been having any dreams at all lately what is happeninggggggggg

schwww im tired (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2008 18:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

take one kava kava for best lucky dreams

shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 7 December 2008 19:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I was driving home from work, and as I pulled up to my house I saw that someone had constructed a big ass concrete speed bump at the base of my driveway. I hopped out of the car and started picking away at the obstacle with a hammer and chisel. A bunch of rotten, putrid fish fillets were embedded in the concrete, and I piled them up on the driveway as I worked. Once I finished the job, I chucked the fish into my neighbor's pool.

¡¡¡¡¡inverted exclamation!!!!! (unregistered), Monday, 8 December 2008 02:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

I have not been never famous thus this I make l' intelligence of liitle me!

f_rankle, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 08:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

cool dream, jergins f_rankle

harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i had jury duty (i have never had jury duty) and i was going through the voir dire and the judge was asking me all this stuff like are you able to be impartial, are you able to apply the law fairly and i kept giving these really aggressive NO responses because i just wanted to get out of it

harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 16:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed i moved back to new england. when i saw my new room i knew it was where i was supposed to be...sunlight across the covers of the bed. what does it mean?

yuon (jergins), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 17:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

To dream of sunshine, indicates that you are experiencing some sort of emotional or situational breakthrough. You are headed on the right track.

very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

To see your bed in your dream, represents you intimate self and discovery of your sexuality.

very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

great news!!

yuon (jergins), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

Were your bedsheets (1) bunched up in moist, cozy, labial folds or (2) rolled up, sleeping bag style, into a firm, thick, pliable cylinder? I'm not trying to get freudian on you, but these little details fascinate me.

sex organs of admittance (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm not trying to get freudian on you

suggest ban from ask dr freud

harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hello nice websit

I have had this dream where while an excellent star I watches the mrs. who does not know that me transport the purchase bags but d' other part I become a man of the goat before dell' shipment of ltter to a friend i ask you today what makes this average?

f_rankle, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

This as my dream!!!

f_rankle, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

f_rankle, were the purchase bags (1) bunched up in moist, cozy, labial folds or (2) rolled up, sleeping bag style, into a firm, thick, pliable cylinder?

harbl, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hello nice f_rankle

STILL GEETIKA IN 2009 (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had man of the goat dream every night for years, started drinking a bottle of orangina every night before prayers, never had man of the goat dream again

sex organs of admittance (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

congrat

el bit, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

awwwwww, thanks!

sex organs of admittance (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was being scolded at length by a coffee shop employee for drinking coffee without any milk in it. he had an indian accent. what does my dream mean?

harbl, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 12:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

you racist

very quotatious (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed that i was showing off my apparently signed and illustrated copy of jesus lizard - down to someone, but i can't remember who. i don't even care about the album and never think about it in real life. what does that meen

Lingbert, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

a dream represents a fulfilled wish

harbl, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 19:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

five bux says david yow signed it with his dick

yuon (jergins), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 22:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

it looks to be signed by david yow and mac mcneilly. one of them drew a cloud coming out of the ass of the dog, and in the cloud it says "RALSTON PURINA"

Lingbert, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

you probably have a shiny coat and healthy teeth.

very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 11 December 2008 05:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

you are on fire

Lingbert, Thursday, 11 December 2008 07:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

a dream that i moved into a crazy house with hidden stairways and tiny rooms and stuff and i was looking out this huge window and saw someone robbing the house next door and i was thinking "great job! rob that house!" but i wanted to make sure that i didn't get seen in the window because i didn't want the guy to think i had snitched on him if he got caught. in this dream i was also a firm believer in stop snitchin, and i was also the only adult in the house. the rest of its residents were teenaged males of various races and ethnicities and i was trying to teach them not to snitch. what does it mean?

harbl, Thursday, 11 December 2008 14:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

omar thankig you.

very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 11 December 2008 15:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah maybe it was omar. this dream was so absurd and weirdly beautiful but also wrong, i don't know what to think! the house was more stories tall than a normal house and very old and the stairways sort of crisscrossed the house and had little rooms off to the side of them. also i think it had vines twisting through it.

harbl, Thursday, 11 December 2008 15:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

To dream that you are walking up a flight of stairs, indicates that you are achieving a higher level of understanding. However, because of the layout, the stairways represent your tumultuous feelings, ones that make it difficult for you to reconcile leaving your old, lower consciousness behind. this is seen in the staircases' crossing and conflicting with each other. you don't know how to proceed. i recommend having a dream like jergins' and choosing a sunlit stairway. then you will be on the right path.

very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 11 December 2008 15:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

<3 u tehresa

harbl, Thursday, 11 December 2008 15:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

aw

very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 11 December 2008 15:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

Lingbert, Thursday, 11 December 2008 17:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

s.o. outlined the teeth

yuon (jergins), Thursday, 11 December 2008 19:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

also the dog was given zorro sunglasses

Lingbert, Thursday, 11 December 2008 19:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

I enjoy to read your dream. Thank you. I have dreammed I have seen 4 four arms. Expert it says to me the meanings. Thank you :)

f_rankle, Thursday, 11 December 2008 19:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

I Have four arms..

f_rankle, Thursday, 11 December 2008 19:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://uk.geocities.com/arrowfan4life/Bandcap41.jpg

yuon (jergins), Thursday, 11 December 2008 19:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

my name is crap jones (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 11 December 2008 19:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

He's got six arms so lol francisco f_rankle pwnd

yuon (jergins), Thursday, 11 December 2008 20:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

Thank you youn :)) The arms chuggle as i walk fast.Dream is very fun!!

f_rankle, Thursday, 11 December 2008 20:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

a dream i was borrowing clothes from my mom (haha wtf) and i tried all of them on and nothing fit and i was really frustrated and crying

harbl, Friday, 12 December 2008 13:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

this represents an internal struggle. you are trying to fit into some picture of what your life should be that is inappropriate. you may also have unresolved oedipal issues.

very quotatious (tehresa), Friday, 12 December 2008 14:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

you should probably kill your mother, too. just to be safe.

very quotatious (tehresa), Friday, 12 December 2008 15:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

Was fkying in a sky!!!!

f_rankle, Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

This why it as is love to dream! He can does anything :)))))))

f_rankle, Saturday, 13 December 2008 16:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

last night i dreamt that i saw a norfolk island pine growing out of a crack in the sidewalk. i got excited until i realized that it was just a palm tree. what does that mean.

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

a brilliant career in magic awaits you!

very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 15 December 2008 20:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

To see lush green trees in your dream, symbolizes new hopes, growth, desires, knowledge, and life. Because the tree changed from one kind to another, it means that you think you desire one thing, but unconsciously desire something else, or that what you think you desire is not at all what you think it is. What is your impression of the two different types of tree?

very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 15 December 2008 20:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

i really like norfolk island pines. they look bizarre and fake. also, they are related to monkey puzzles.

the palm was some kind of fan palm, and i find fan palms to be one of the least interesting trees around. i guess it depends on the context, maybe. like if i'm out in a desert area and see large groups of really tall palms, that can look cool. but in general, i feel like an ornamental palm tree in someone's yard is the boringest shit.

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

Perhaps you are trying to see a norfolk pine in someone or something that is really a palm. or, you think you desire a the elaborate craziness of the moneky-like norfolk pine, when you secretly desire the banal comfort of a simple pine.

very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 15 December 2008 20:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

norfolk island pines aren't even actual pines! and palms technically aren't even trees! this dream has so many layers of complexity i'm glad i have astute people like you around tehresa.

but that is a good question: who is my norfolk island pine

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

who is my fan palm disguised as a norfolk island pine

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

who is my Washingtonia robusta(filifera?) disguised as a Araucaria heterophylla

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

are you my fan palm in disguise? (Seattle)

Lingbert, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

last night i dreamt i bought my stepdad a Milwaukee Brewers cap. what does my dream mean?

alpha ville (jergins), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

palm trees are ugly

harbl, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

lingbert what is the best tree

harbl, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

you think you desire a the elaborate craziness of the moneky-like norfolk pine, when you secretly desire the banal comfort of a simple pine

should say "the comfort of a simple PALM" not pine. i hope my errant sentence has not thrown you for a loop. i am quite dissatisfied that i've surely damaged my credibility through careless typographical errors. nevertheless i hope your craigslist replies are as titillating as the ones i receive!

very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

Often our typos reveal more about our mental states than what we actually intend to say. Perhaps, Tehresa, you are "pining" for a long-lost friend, lover, or relative. Do you have a hard time letting go?

arugula (unregistered), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

jergins,

your dream means that you have unrealized sexual desires for these fine ladies:

very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

unrealized

alpha ville (jergins), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 05:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

hayyyyy

very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 05:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

it's the curl of the l

jergins, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 07:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

jergins, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 07:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

nice

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 07:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

love them curves

jergins, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 07:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

harbl the best tree.....it depends. 2 favorite trees in my neighborhood:
1) it's either a plane tree or a sycamore/plane tree hybrid. i don't know. but the trunk it looks like it had started to melt but then hardened again.
2) there's the century old oak in the park near me that overlooks elliott bay and the elliott bay grain terminal. the grain terminal makes this constant noise which makes it really relaxing to sit under the oak tree, which has a solid presence on its own anyway

others:

big fan of monkey puzzle trees in general.

the wollemi pine (which isn't actually a pine and is in the same family as the monkey puzzle) which looks cool anyway, but was known only from the fossil record until someone found a small stand of them growing in australia. this is the bark:

there's a tree i can't remember the name of that "walks" over a long period of time. it is on stilt-like roots, and some grow outward while others, if i remember correctly, eventually die off so that the tree gradually changes its location.

i really like weeping sequoias. they are the goofiest looking things. like cousin it trees or something. regular sequoias are generally very straight with very uniform crowns, but weeping sequoias look like a fuck up. they're shaggy and grow and curve in funny angles.

big fan of the kalaloch cedar over on the olympic peninsula. it's like 1,000 years old, probably more, can't remember. really gnarly and strange looking.

Lingbert, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 09:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh the wollemi pine was discovered in 1994

Lingbert, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 09:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

you have good taste in trees, lingbert.

estela, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 09:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

this is my favorite tree


harbl, you may have seen this tree irl before!

also i like these

and the japanese red lace maple which i can't find a good picture of (but once i saw one with awesome red/plum leaves and green stalks - it was a youngin).

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 14:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

there is something very striking about the second cherry tree photo, tehresa.

birchbark/paperbark cherry trees have crazy bark, especially on younger trees or branches. it's very shiny and smooth and feels like plastic. eg the one on the left in this pic:

harbl what is the best tree iyo

Lingbert, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

tehresa i can't see your unavailable photo but is that from highland park? it had some great trees and statues

harbl, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

lingbery i can't name species like you but i like a lot of different types of trees. my neighborhood has a lot of flowering trees: apples, cherries, magnolia etc. but i also like huge mega-tall pine trees. i am having trouble thinking of which is the best tree. maybe it will come to me in a dream and dr. freud will sort it out.

harbl, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

yes, harbl it was from highland!
i miss living walking distance from that park (but really nothing else about rochester)

there is something very striking about the second cherry tree photo, tehresa.

lol it has been favorited by 4 strangers! i am not sure i get it... it seems washed out?

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

caitlin here is the other picture
i made image link wrong - it is not my pic though (but the others are!!!)

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

the cherries are from brooklyn botanic garden though

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

ts: sakura matsuri v. lilac festival!

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

wow that is a pretty picture. the memories! i was always in awe of the f. douglass statue too :(((((((((

harbl, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

i used to have dreams of going to live under that tree. it had quite a nice canopy!

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream that i was still in the question & answer section of my presentation last night and i answered all the questions with better information/the way i should have. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream i was attending some kind of charm school but i was too unrefined for them and they kept trying to teach me lessons like causing me to miss the bus to charm school because i was running to catch it and the driver drove away on purpose. i finally cracked and went on a lengthy bitch rant about how their school was so antiquated and perpetuated harmful stereotypes and how i didn't care if i missed their bus. i keep having these dreams where i yell at people and i'm a very eloquent, persuasive speaker. NOT like real life lol

harbl, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 16:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed i was walking down the street and overheard a gruesome murder inside an apartment building but i couldn't figure out which one and then i was hiding in the subway and later heard it was the worst domestic dispute/murder in many years. what/? it was unsettling!

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

are you my fan palm in disguise? (Seattle)

― Lingbert, Monday, December 15, 2008 9:07 PM (4 days ago)

zero responses ;_;

Lingbert, Friday, 19 December 2008 00:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

;_;

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Friday, 19 December 2008 04:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamy my sister's roommate was lil wayne . what does my dream mean?

apleto (jergins), Saturday, 27 December 2008 16:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was invited to a gay club night named JERKS. what does my dream mean?

apleto (jergins), Saturday, 27 December 2008 16:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i met tehresa at the airport and she kept making fun of me. what does my dream mean?

apleto (jergins), Saturday, 27 December 2008 16:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

This means I will probably attempt to be clever and snarky but you will be so superior you will fly by me with your wit.

thieverend (tehresa), Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

dr. freud,
do i remember more of my dreams when i'm sick?

apleto (jergins), Saturday, 27 December 2008 18:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

i almost wish i could get a fever just so i could have some interesting dreams. not having any work to do means i'm not tired and i don't dream and my life is not worth living w/o dreamzzzzz

ill c u n may Schwwwwwww (harbl), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 03:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I was trying to go to Malawi, but I wasn't sure if i was even at the right airport.

Its getting darker!!!!!!!!!! (clotpoll), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 03:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

i once dreamt about trying to go to rwanda but in my dream i was calling it "rwanda and burundi" because i had been looking at a really old atlas which had them both as the same belgian colony. weird how that stuff comes through in your dreams.

ill c u n may Schwwwwwww (harbl), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 03:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

a dream my teeth were rotting, corroding even. cavities all over the place and stuff being poked into them and hurting me. not like a normal teeth dream where they are falling out, this was just rapid decay faster than i could do anything about it ugh

Schwwww (harbl), Saturday, 3 January 2009 17:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

this sounds like a case for dr. benjamin button.

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Saturday, 3 January 2009 17:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt anderson cooper was selling merch and after a show he was trying to get my email address but only if it was aol. what does my dream mean?

+++ (jergins), Sunday, 4 January 2009 19:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

we should hang out at the time warner center, obv!

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Sunday, 4 January 2009 20:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

c u at columbus circle

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Sunday, 4 January 2009 20:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

this is fucked up but i must have been mega tired and i slept 11 hours: i dreamt i was going to school but my school was in some semi-abandoned old brick building and you could climb into the attic from the building next door so i did, and there was a guy in there that i apparently knew and he was smoking w33d so i had some. in the dream i didn't get hi but it might be hard for a dream to show that. then i went downstairs into class and there was an announcement over a PA like "the worst school shooting ever is happening and everyone is going to die" (i don't remember the exact words but it was very hyperbolic and panicked like that) so we all went into the basement which i was thinking was the most obvious place to hide. it looked a lot like my parents' basement and i knew the best hiding place was behind some insulation under the stairs. we could hear gunshots over a walkie talkie. while i was hiding i remembered i had smoked a joint in the attic and part of it remained up there and i was afraid that when the building was searched after the shooting they would find it and test it for dna and i would be arrested. then i woke up and wondered for a few seconds whether it was real! scary dream.

what does my dream mean?

Schwwww (harbl), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 02:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream that lil sis was dealing drugs and doing drugs and i had to go search her room and i found this stash of coke that was all hard still and hadn't been broken up so it was shaped like pieces of chalk but with flat sides instead of round and they were pointed at the end so they looked like writing utensils or maybe bullets i'm not sure. anyway, it was a very dramatic "i'm not doing drugs" scene and she was sort of wearing goth makeup which is lol bc she is such a hippyish free spirit most of the time and also everything was dark but the drugs were in a red bag. almost like white and red for the red cross. then i had to call the cops on her and also try to keep her from running away before they came. then i think the cops came and they didn't believe me.

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 02:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream that i went to take the bar exam and we had to hand over our library cards to get into the exam and the guy would check our library records to make sure we had good character. he almost didn't let me in because he said some of the books i had taken out were "too political." i asked out of curiosity what kind of books would justify not allowing someone to take the bar exam and he said "lesbian fiction." good thing i haven't taken out any lesbian fiction!

i then had a dream i was renting an apartment that i really really liked but i wasn't sure i could afford it. i stepped outside to look at mountains from the back yard and i saw a mouse running toward the house. i had a cat and the cat chased it down and sunk its teeth into the mouse's neck. blood was spurting out. then another mouse came and the cat caught that one too. the cat ripped apart the second mouse and started to eat it. the mouse had whole frogs and other animals inside its stomach, like a snake would. why do i have so many dreams about killing mice?

Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, 11 January 2009 15:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream that i went to take the bar

serious sockpuppet here (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

I had a pedicure. The toenail polish was so heavy I could barely walk out of the shop. Was too embarrassed to ask for my money back.

what are black holes made of (unregistered), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 22:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

three dreams:

a dream i had gone to nyc for nye (lol i would never do such a thing) with my brother, and we were flying home out of PHL. even though that is a weird place to fly out of from nyc, obviously, and if i went to nyc w/ my brother i would probably just drive "home" to my parents' house or take metro north so already that doesn't make sense. anyway we were at the airport and we hadn't packed our suitcases yet. it was like a scavenger hunt through the airport. our flight was leaving very soon but we had to find our luggage AND our clothes, then pack, check the bags, and get on the plane. so we were running around and he was faster than me. i eventually found my clothes in a locker room (locker rooms are a recurring theme in my dreams just like mice and rats), stuffed them into my suitcase, and ran ran ran to "gate 40." we couldn't find the gate because the gates were not in any logical order so when we got there the plane had already left and we were just standing there like "now what do we do?" when i woke up. i felt like i was panting when i woke up, from the exhilarating run through PHL. oh also in the dream PHL looked like a fancy hotel inside but i know irl it's like the shittiest large airport.

a dream some anti-abortion protesters were on my street holding huge signs and a lot of them were on my porch even though i repeatedly told them to get off the porch and that they were not welcome. i was yelling at them: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH CREEPS. then they decided to go to my gay next door neighbors' house and knock and i was like, "yeah those people aren't going to listen to you, they're gay. don't even bother," but the protesters didn't seem to get it, they were stupid and just looked at me quizzically and came back on my porch. so annoying.

the other dream i can't really remember except it involved a young up-and-coming politician who looked exactly like maxine waters lol wheretf does this shit come from?

Schwwww (harbl), Saturday, 24 January 2009 16:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

dear dream diary,

my dreams have been really fragmented lately. i can't remember seem to remember them. wtf?

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

a dream i was on vacation with my parents in some U.S. city. this city had a large foreign population, so there were lots of different restaurants, and we wanted to eat. we were at some food court that looked a lot like a food court i have been to in montreal a long time ago. we decided to eat at a moroccan place (i think it was moroccan but actually i can't remember now). i wanted to try every kind of food. but it was not like real moroccan food! they had some really bizarre things on the menu. i really wanted to eat squid, so i ordered some, but the squid was supposed to be alive. also they warned they could sting you if you didn't eat them right, like jellyfish. also the squid looked more like leeches, and they were squirming. so it was basically a styrofoam cup of live leeches in broth, and i slurped them up. with gusto.

straight b*tch (harbl), Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

what does my dream mean?

straight b*tch (harbl), Saturday, 7 February 2009 15:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

To dream that you are traveling represents the path toward your life goals. It also parallels your daily routine and the way you progress.

To dream that you are eating squid indicates that you are feeling self-conscious and worry about how others perceive you. You may be finding it easier to isolate yourself instead of risking judgment from others.

To see or be bitten by leeches in your dream refers to something in your life that is draining the energy and vigor out of you.

this is a very symbolic dream! by eating the leeches, perhaps it means that whatever is draining the energy and vigor from you (school? stress? sandbox woes?) is also making you feel self-conscious or isolated. this is normal for someone coming to the end of their studies and preparing to embark on a new phase of her life. my own spin would be that eating the leeches is a way of addressing or trying to conquer your feelings, but i'm not sure if that is on point or not. alternately, eating could represent being consumed by these things. even though you are the one doing the consuming, you are filling yourself up with these vigor-draining little suckers. maria callas once ate a parasite in order to lose weight and further her career. perhaps your unconscious believes that by consuming these things, you will somehow become harder, better, faster, and/or stronger.

gangsa paradise (tehresa), Saturday, 7 February 2009 19:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

but i don't need to lose weight!

straight b*tch (harbl), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

maybe you need to gain weight!

gangsa paradise (tehresa), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

milk carton to milk jug in no time

GTT (jergins), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

i need a bigger butt

straight b*tch (harbl), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

wonder what freud had to say about asses

GTT (jergins), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 5 of 5 for "ass dr. freud".

GTT (jergins), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

gangsa paradise (tehresa), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

ugh ew no

straight b*tch (harbl), Saturday, 7 February 2009 20:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

now that i think about it they only looked like leeches. i don't remember them having leech-like mouths though. they might have just been slimy black worms.

straight b*tch (harbl), Sunday, 8 February 2009 00:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think it doesn't matter if they were leeches or worms, the fact that you thought they were leeches initially is significant.

gangsa paradise (tehresa), Sunday, 8 February 2009 01:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

what if they were just pieces of rubber in the shape of worms?

straight b*tch (harbl), Sunday, 8 February 2009 01:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

well rubber worms will certainly be harder to digest. maybe your problems are tougher than you think!

gangsa paradise (tehresa), Sunday, 8 February 2009 01:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

may i suggest colon blow

GTT (jergins), Sunday, 8 February 2009 02:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

"Vibrant"
"Charming"
"Funny"

straight b*tch (harbl), Sunday, 8 February 2009 16:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

Ugly Betty star America Ferrera and her golden retriever Buddy make a fetching pair while playing ball at a San Diego beach.

― America & Buddy, Monday, November 10, 2008 7:10 AM (2 months ago)

Lingbert, Sunday, 8 February 2009 18:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

real women have dogs

straight b*tch (harbl), Sunday, 8 February 2009 18:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

a dream my dad was playing some kind of dead pool game (but it wasn't a dead pool) and he predicted the death of a famous french woman whose name i can't remember. it was a name that looks normal in english but isn't pronounced like it looks. like francoise hardy but it wasn't her. anyway i was shocked and kept telling people of my dad's amazing skills.

straight b*tch (harbl), Monday, 9 February 2009 12:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I was in an unfamiliar kitchen, cooking a pot of curry for a Christmas party. A few guests were milling about the room, including my sister, my grandfather, and A PONY -- brown, about shoulder height, just kinda standing in front of a cabinet grooming himself. At some point I left the curry to simmer, and I decided to head upstairs for a moment of rest. I took a few steps, and suddenly the pony lunged at me and managed to pin me beneath his two left legs. From a hunched-over standing position, I tried to wrench myself free, but the pony growled like a grumpy cat and wouldn't budge an inch. I called for help, but apparently all the guests had gone upstairs. As I struggled more, the pony started to literally unravel. What I thought was skin and fur and muscle was really just brown rope cleverly wound into the shape of a pony. The more I tugged at it, the more it unraveled, revealing a simple frame of dowels at its core. At last I was free, but the pony wasn't done with me yet. He started chasing me around the kitchen, and he didn't seem bothered by the long coils of rope that trailed behind him as he ran. Seconds later I made it to the kitchen door, and I hurried upstairs to tell my story to a roomful of very amused guests.

In an earlier dream last night, Hillary Clinton hugged me.

slobodan perryošević (unregistered), Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

i am a very amused guest!

last night i dreamt that i was applying to law school all over again, and i decided i'd apply to yale. my personal statement was about dinosaurs. instead of just rejecting me, the reader of the statement marked it up and sent it back to me. at the end of it, he/she wrote in red pencil, "i don't know why you would choose to write about dinosaurs. what a boring topic."

straight b*tch (harbl), Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

Pshhh, as if interning for Jim Sokolove is a more interesting achievement than riding around the world on the back of a pterodactyl.

My Hillary Clinton dream was law related, actually. Hil was the defendant in a civil case (something to do with logging??). When she won the case, she went around hugging every single person in the courtroom audience. By the time she got to me, it seemed like she was just going through the motions, and it wasn't a very warm or passionate hug :-(

slobodan perryošević (unregistered), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

(my dreams are rarely this amusing)

slobodan perryošević (unregistered), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha hillary clinton cannot give warm or passionate hugs!

straight b*tch (harbl), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

here's hoping my next dream proves you wrong

slobodan perryošević (unregistered), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

eman, Saturday, 14 February 2009 20:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

я рилли (harbl), Thursday, 19 February 2009 00:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

what does that dreamboat mean

roger b cushman (jergins), Thursday, 19 February 2009 00:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

i'm asking YOU

я рилли (harbl), Thursday, 19 February 2009 00:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

Quick, what font is "He, he" written in? This is kinda important

Blimey G. Blamegarten (unregistered), Friday, 20 February 2009 00:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

He, he sunset fade serif bold

я рилли (harbl), Saturday, 21 February 2009 01:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream that a girl i went to college w/ who was also from vermont was driving up and i looked out the window and she had a pet pig (a really big one) who had an injured foot. it was wrapped. she was driving her saab but he was walking on a leash (don't know how this was possible). i really don't like her. what does this mean?

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

in the past few months, i've been entertaining the idea of having a pet pig. but then i think they would be expensive to feed. i wonder what i would call it.

Lingbert, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

i would really really like to have a pet pig. they are one of my favorite animals. i like living in cities and wouldn't not live in one but i'm way interested in farm animals. like maybe i could get some hens someday.

я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

i wonder what i would call it.

― Lingbert, Tuesday, February 24, 2009 12:14 PM

www.artpassions.net ?

eman, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

I had this dream where for some reason I got into trouble with the police. After a long chase involving the subway system of a fictitious city, they caught up with me at the flop house where I was renting a room. Actually I knew it was a dream while it was happening, because the police were so polite. Anyway, they decide to issue me with a tag, but instead of the standard ankle collar, it was a white T-shirt with a radio aerial sticking up out of the right shoulder. Also it had a picture of the Queen Mother on it, with "

this is the queen mum
" printed underneath.

snoball, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream that a girl i went to college w/ who was also from vermont was driving up and i looked out the window and she had a pet pig (a really big one) who had an injured foot. it was wrapped. she was driving her saab but he was walking on a leash (don't know how this was possible). i really don't like her. what does this mean?

The pig represents the primal, untamed aspects of the girl's personality. Does she indulge in her own base desires at the expense of other people's feelings? Does she get herself into messy, difficult situations out of habit, and does she tend to forget her manners? At any rate, you dislike her because of her "piglike" qualities.

The fact that the pig has an injured foot and a leash suggests that you'd like those qualities to be crippled, to be tethered -- to lose their power, basically. The girl isn't a total bithc, and something about her is worth saving as long as she can reign in her unpleasant tendencies from time to time. The bandage/wrapping shows that you don't mean the girl any ill will. You don't want her to suffer; you just want her to become a bit more likeable so that you can return her goodwill. Of course, you can't expect her to become a perfect person overnight. In some ways the pig will always walk alongside the Saab, so to speak, and you might have to accept that. The girl may actually represent yourself or someone close to you, but that's for you to decide.

[/bs from a dopey non-doctor]

blimey (unregistered), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

(do people still drive Saabs in 2009? I have no idea...)

blimey (unregistered), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

i don't know it was the car from college! i haven't seen or talked to her in years.
unregistered, you are v v insightful, btw.

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

awww, thanks!

please Dr. Freud, can you help me dream about this SAAB tonight:

blimey (unregistered), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

ich versuche für dich

dr. freud, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

my gay neighbor drives a saab in '09. his bf drives a bug.

я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:14 (5 years ago) Permalink


is this your friend? kinda clowny looking imo

я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

no, that's not her. the pig was also much bigger, and had blackish hair. maybe it was a boar?

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

last week i dreamt i was visiting a friend and we walked into this "upscale" "gated community" (i don't think he lived there, we just went there and weren't allowed to be there) and it was infested with huge mutant hamsters, they were bigger than rats. so many rodent dreams!

я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

are you sure they were not guinea pigs, in keeping with our theme for the day?

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think it means that ppl who are so elitist and guarded w/ their precious crap are really monstrous and awful.

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

no they were definitely hamsters and way bigger than guinea pigs. they also had huge sharp teeth and claws like rats

я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

dr. freud,

i dreamed that i was talking on the phone with a boy (romantingly) and then there was smoke coming from under my bed, i had to hang up to attend to the smoke. i saw there was a shirt under there that was on fire! it took me a bunch of tries to put out the little flame.

i had another dream that i was hiking in a volcanic crater (one to which i have been before) but it only looked like the right place when i looked in a certain direction. everywhere else it looked like the desert, with lots of sand dunes that was someone was daring me to race down. then there was lots of running and people putting me in a car on some kind of thermal (cool) padding and saying something about bees. apparently we'd been attacked and i'd been stung a million times but i didn't know that, and i couldn't feel it. i ended up somehow back home or in a hospital and people kept coming to check on me but i didn't really have a clue what was going on/had happened.

what do my dreams mean?
(i have some guesses re: the first)

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

˘\(o_º)/˘

я рилли (harbl), Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

where is unregistered at a time like this?

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

he's in line trying to register

я рилли (harbl), Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

i just checked; he wasn't there.

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm not very good at being summoned, am I? True to my name, I spent the last 24 hours in jail for refusing to send in my draft card.

Since I can't come up with anything non-obvious to say about your first dream, tehresa, I'll leave it for textbook writers to quibble over.

As for the second, I think it's significant that you didn't feel the bee stings or even know about the attack until after people had rushed to your rescue. Maybe you're afraid if you ever run into serious problems ("bees") with work/boyz/drugz/money/whatever, you'll lack the perspective or clarity of mind to realize what a deep hole you've gotten yourself into... leaving your friends and relatives to bail you out, apply thermal padding to your soul, and guide you through convalescence until you're ready to get back on your feet. As independent as you are now, you feel as though you might not be able to identify or cope with certain hard-to-predict dilemmas without outside help. It's not necessarily a bad thing to require that kind of support, but I think being dependent and being a burden on others is a very common fear (it is to me at least).

The crater literally represents that "deep hole" I mentioned, with the volcanic part standing for an unseen danger that lies dormant for long stretches of time before coming to a head in a explosive event that catches you off guard if you're not keeping a close watch. The desert stands for the monotony and seeming endlessness of a certain stage of your life (which ties in to the dormant/explosive cycle), and the foot race stands for the pressure to prove your worth in the midst off all that tedium. The fact that you got assailed by bees, not lava, is a sign that hardships aren't always predictable or logically tied to your surroundings. These factors might be linked together in your mind as a likely cause of the problems described in the last paragraph. If you identify potential threats early and try to break out of the tedium and pressures of daily life, you'll have a much more pleasant hike.

(Freud, of course, would have something dirrty to say about the symbolism of a tall, hard volcano that spurts warm liquid out a narrow opening. But this isn't "ask Doctor Freud," so you may as well ignore the old cigar-smoking coot)

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Friday, 27 February 2009 19:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

^tl;dr, naturally

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Friday, 27 February 2009 19:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

wow.

<3

yur twit (tehresa), Friday, 27 February 2009 19:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

༼༽ <3 ༼༽ <3 ༼༽ <3 ༼༽

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Friday, 27 February 2009 19:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

-ok I was posting something when unregistered must have posted, I guess we both want a dream analysis-

I remember that I went to a mall and there was nothing good there. when I came out my car was gone. my family and I contacted the police. I looked through all the cars that might have been moved by a crane that had been moving cars around at a lot nearby. still not there. the police end up giving me a different car that I didn't like (this was all under the assumption that my car wasn't stolen). I hate the new car and want to sue the police. but my folks insist I keep this car and I shouldn't complain about it. I think their reaction is odd.

One part of the dream a police man made fun of me for being weird. I could also hover across the ground at fast speeds (nothing new really - I can always do this in my dreams).

One part of the dream I heard someone's voice and thought it was Edith Massey (and I thought it would be cool to meet her), but when I asked the lady if she was Edith, the woman turned around and it definitely wasn't her.

CaptainLorax, Friday, 27 February 2009 19:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

does anyone else feel like big birding that one for lorax? I'll get around to it if not, but playing Dr. Fraud is exhausting, guyz...

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah, I just posted my dream for the hell of it, I would say anyone can bigbird it - freud smarts or not.
but my recurring dream is that I can always fly or hover short distances, no one thinks its anything special

CaptainLorax, Friday, 27 February 2009 20:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

An easy analysis would be like that episode of Full House where Stephanie dreams that she is flying around in an astronaut suit and no one is paying attention to her. I am a middle child, but I don't seek attention, I'm more likely to avoid it. In my dreams I don't care so much that nobody thinks it's cool that I can fly. I do care some. The weird thing is that I can never fly forever or really really high.

CaptainLorax, Friday, 27 February 2009 20:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

I guess the idea is that you have an impressive, uncommon skill, but you don't use it in a showboating way because you don't have much of an audience to try it out on. If people were constantly egging you on — in dreams or irl — I'm sure you'd end up flying a mile high and doing all sorts of parlor tricks in exchange for applause. But instead you just use your gift of flight (or whatever) in an understated, purely functional manner, going about life as if there's nothing remarkable about it, really. There's a certain dignity in using a special gift with restraint, but of course there's also the sense that you're not living up to your full potential, not being duly appreciated, etc.

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

(uh, change "I'm sure you'd end up flying a mile high" to "I'm sure if you were like most people, you'd end up flying a mile high..." I'm assuming more about your character than I should there)

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Friday, 27 February 2009 21:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

i like that idea

CaptainLorax, Friday, 27 February 2009 22:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream that i was at the gym and doing the rowing machine but it wasn't working right and i could not feel the burn in my abs or anywhere really, it was kind of annoying. what does my dream mean?

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 1 March 2009 17:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

ur doin it wrong

я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 1 March 2009 17:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 1 March 2009 17:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

haven't been having my usual dreams lately wtf :(

я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 1 March 2009 17:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

maybe you are giving them to me! i haven't had dreams in a long time, but the last few weeks have been ripe!

i had another nutsy dream last night but i can't share it.

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 1 March 2009 18:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I was a teenager again. I was camping out with four or five other kids in a green canvas tent pitched over a wooden platform, like the ones I always stayed in at Boy Scout camp. We were getting ready to leave: rolling up our sleeping bags, gathering our clothes, etc.

Having done my part, I exited the tent. Just outside the door was a pile of human brains ― maybe a few dozen of them in all. Apparently my fellow campers and I had removed our brains for the duration of the trip, allowing them to freeze and accumulate frost on the snowy winter ground. As I didn't want to return home brainless, I rooted through the pile until I came upon the prettiest, healthiest brain of the lot.

I was just about to walk away with it when it occurred to me that I'd probably be better off with my own brain, even if it wasn't necessarily the best-looking one there. I returned to the brain pile and started searching for it, but one of the kids approached me and said something like, "Hurry up, Your personality will be the same no matter which one you take." I ignored him, and a moment later I found my own brain.

I took the lump of flesh to a tiny cabin maybe ten feet away from the tent. Inside the cabin were a washer and dryer. I tossed my brain in the dryer and left it in for a few seconds; when it came out it, it was warm to the touch and completely thawed. I wanted to put it back in my head right then and there, but I realized this would be difficult. At the posterior end of the brain were two pink, fingerlike projections that looked like twin brain stems. In my dream they were called "medullas." In order to put the brain in place, I would have to line up the medullas just right, and I knew this would require expert assistance.

...so I traipsed across the campsite until I came to a spacious two-room cabin, reserved for the scout leaders. Inside I found H3len Culv3r, the mother of my childhood best friend, fumbling with some pipes and plumbing equipment laid out on the living room floor. I asked her to help me with my brain, but she blew me off and said it wasn't important.

A minute later I repeated my plea, and she relented. She took me to the other room ― the kitchen ― and pulled off the top of my skull with her bare hands. With great care she guided my brain into my gaping cranium; I felt it with my fingers to make sure the medullas were properly aligned. I gave her a thumbs up, she replaced my skull, and that was the end of it.

I must be really wierd, Doctor Feurd.

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

With great care she guided my brain into my gaping cranium

ok, this is practically erotica. um, lol!

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah i think you know what this dream means

я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

really though? I have no unconscious carnal feelings whatsoever toward Mrs. H3len Culv3r, no sirree.

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

To dream of your brain, suggests that you are under severe intellectual stress. It may also symbolize your problem-solving abilities and that you need to put those abilities to use. Alternatively, it may imply that your ideas are not receiving enough attention and validation. You are concerned that your knowledge and teachings are not be transmitted clearly.

sez the dream moods dictionary. well that settles it!

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

how do you know if they're unconscious? also i thought it said "the mother of my child" at first lol

i dunno though i'm no good at this, i just ask what the dreams mean xpost

я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah any time i mention a dream to my mom she says "go to dreammoods.com it will tell you what your dreams mean"

я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

i am often under severe intellectual stress but i have never dreamt of my own brain

я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

well my feelings were unconscious until last night. but now if I happen to run into H3len and her husband H3nry (unlikely), there'll be loads and loads of awkwardness/excuses/poss. invitations to swingers' balls. DO NOT WANT.

I hardly ever share my draems with my mom or anyone else, because they're either way too personal for comfort or way too long and convoluted not to bore any sane person to tears. but I'm not above unloading a few of them on the internet, apparently ;)

warm apple cider is, in my experience, an infallible cure for severe intellectual stress

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

gross imo

я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

alright then replace "warm apple cider" with "a hug from a big dog"

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

i don't have a big or small dog or cat :-\

я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 02:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

query: was there rum in the warm apple cider?

yur twit (tehresa), Monday, 2 March 2009 06:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

i just hugged a big dog but she was a little damp bc of the snow

yur twit (tehresa), Monday, 2 March 2009 06:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

it was awkward

yur twit (tehresa), Monday, 2 March 2009 06:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

hope it doesn't give me strange dreams!!!!

yur twit (tehresa), Monday, 2 March 2009 06:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

i want my dreamz back :(((((((((((

я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 12:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

i didn't have any last night, so sorry, maybe it isn't me.

yur twit (tehresa), Monday, 2 March 2009 14:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

tbh, tehresa, I've never known the simple joy of rum & cider. but the most comforting thing in the world would be, I think, a pair of big, huggable St. Bernards: one bearing a keg of cider, the other a keg of rum (cider dog wouldn't take offense if you turned his nose up at his wares). They'd make house calls at all hours of the night, donning raincoats and parkas whenever needed. Will someone plz make this happen?

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Monday, 2 March 2009 21:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

also I don't think I stole anyone's dreams last night, but I did manage to fall asleep with my music on & wake up, mildly terrified, in the middle of a VERY SCARY Look Blue Go Purple song. can I have some nice dreams tonight, dr feud?

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Monday, 2 March 2009 21:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

dr feud has no control over your dreams, he just interprets them

я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah, duh.
it's funny you should mention st. bernards, though, because that is exactly the kind of big dog i hugged!

yur twit (tehresa), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

the Archangel Raphael is apparently the patron saint against nightmares, but somehow that doesn't comfort me much

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream i webmailed someone about something

я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh weird i wonder if i should check my webmail address in case you unconsciously emaield me in your sleep?

yur twit (tehresa), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

nope, not me.

yur twit (tehresa), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

must have really been dreaming then.............

я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had dreams this morning but i mostly forgot them
in one i was about to get on the bus but it kept moving forward very slowly so i couldn't get on. i was walking alongside it. the driver was playing a practical joke on me.

я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

what a jerk!
i think it means you are searching for something you can't quite grasp. OR, you don't feel like you will ever really be "in".

yur twit (tehresa), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 16:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

:-\

я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 16:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I was in the middle of a clearing in the woods a few miles from my house. I was standing in the middle of a small, circular patch of snow, & I was convinced that I'd just stumbled upon THE SOUTH POLE. This really excited me, and I walked around looking for a signpost or cairn that would prove I was in the right place. At one side of the clearing, I came to the edge of a ≈50 foot high, vertical cliff which formed one bank of a dried up river. I looked down & to my horror discovered a girl and a boy, seemingly dead, lying on their stomachs on the stony bottom of the river bank. They looked like they'd just walked (or uh, fallen) out of a Little House on The Prairie episode. The girl, maybe 8, had on a white-dotted red dress and bonnet; the boy, maybe 5, had on a white, ruffled shirt and brown knickers. I didn't know what to do, so I tossed a handful of snow on each of them and shouted, hoping they were alive. To my relief, they rose to their feet, stretched, and yawned. Without acknowledging me, they started to climb up the cliff, which was buffeted with a crude log wall. When they reached the top, they ran off without thanking me and disappeared into the surrounding woods.

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 21:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

fyi, a kid in my 7th grade class fell to his death at the bottom of a 40-foot cliff during summer vacation, and I had a couple of cliff-related nightmares soon after. I'm not sure if last night's dream has anything to do with that

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 21:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

why am I being such a downer today? here's some Lisa Frank to brighten the mood:

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 21:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

ok, this was a weird one. I have lots of weird dreams and I always remember them.

I wake up and look in the bathroom mirror. I notice that my hair has thinned so much that I thought I was just about to go bald. (fear of going bald probably). But then in my dream, I realized what happened may have been partially self-mutilation I had done while sleeping. I think I had shaved off lines of hair around my head. Then to make matters worse, I realized that I had stabbed myself while sleeping, several times. my upper torso and part of my face looked like a pencil holder. that's when the blood started dripping out. I layed on my back as if to keep from losing too much blood. I tried to yell for help but I was sort of muffled by the blood in my mouth.

I wont explain part 2 of my dream because it was an entirely different long winded scenario.

When I remembered my dream, I thought it was kinda cool actually, and I never experience any real fear in my dreams anymore so having 100s of pencil sized stab wounds wasn't really a big deal. discuss?

CaptainLorax, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

are you a pencil pusher at your job? pencil stabbing could represent something about your job, or maybe school.

lil butt (harbl), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm not feelin too too blessed with critical thought tonight, but I'll do my best, Cap'n.

As you point out, you may be afraid of going bald and getting old. But you're also afraid your lifestyle and conscious choices are taxing your body and mind far more than Father Time ever could. You don't (I hope) mutilate yourself in waking life as you do in your dreams, but you're worried that you might be headed toward some sort of physical or mental breakdown. The self-induced baldness suggests that your lifestyle is speeding up the aging process. The cause of and solution to this decline are at least partially within your own hands, since stabbing, unlike male pattern baldness, is a voluntary act. Your attempt to slow the bleeding shows your desire to heal yourself and put your life back together in the face of a cataclysmic setback. Your inability to yell, on the other hand, shows that you feel hesitant or unable to summon other people to your side when you get into trouble.

The fact that you have to look in the mirror to notice your wounds shows that you tend not to recognize your problems until you think very deeply and try to look at yourself roughly as others see you. On a day-to-day basis, it might not seem like anything's wrong, which is why those rare moments of high-level self-analysis are so crucial to your well-being. The mirror might also stand for a person in your life who can help you with that analysis. And like harbl said, the pencil might point to school or work as the sources of your self-destruction. It could also stand for your creative pursuits. Do you go on mescaline binges, starve yourself, get into a ton of barfights, and drive recklessly in the name of your art? Are you a beat poet?

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I was standing outside my front door with some random middle-aged guy who kept bragging to me about how brilliant his infant son was. His kid had just started reading Nate the Great books at the age of 10 months, and this made me a little jealous because I didn't start reading them until I was at least 6 (years). I wanted the guy to leave me alone, but he just kept talking my ear off like we were old pals.

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think you are afraid you are dumb.

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

societypigeons

atzo (jergins), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

today a middle aged guy talked my ear off but i was at the bus stop and he was not talking about his infant son. it was similar to a dream but i was fully awake

lil butt (harbl), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

sounds more like a nightmare to me!

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

what does it mean if I'm dumber than little babby but smart enough to avoid bus stops as much as possible? does that even out somehow?

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

yes

My carpal tunnel is too bad to go "all over." (Matt P), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

well thank god

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah thank yhwh but not like i'm gonna walk home from work

lil butt (harbl), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

I guess I'm just lucky (or unlucky) enough to live in a dull small town where it wouldn't make sense to go places by bus even if you wanted to.

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

it's ok unregistered

lil butt (harbl), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

okay,txs=)

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

just remembered that I'll probably be a middle-aged man someday. FUCK

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

end it now

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

gross

lil butt (harbl), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

ok I think I can do this, guys

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

woah wrong board!

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

this thread goes so far from what does my dream mean sometimes :-\

lil butt (harbl), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

soooooooorry, I let my Id run wild for a second there. freud would understand, wouldn't he?

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

(no)

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

it is a mystery

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 04:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

kinda disappointed in u

lil butt (harbl), Saturday, 7 March 2009 04:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

I probably should've gotten more than 5 hours of sleep last night, opps :-/

[resume dreamspeak]

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 04:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

ugh i dreamt i was pragnent and didn't realize until it was too late to legally get an abortion for convenience purposes, also i didn't know who the father was but the guy i thought it was had died. stressful dream.

lil butt (harbl), Saturday, 7 March 2009 13:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

something new is coming into your life, and you don't know what or who, but you are fighting it or afraid of it. whatever is coming into your life shares some quality with or is in some way represented by the dude and you were trying to avoid that by making him dead.

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 18:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

^otm'ing this

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 18:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh no :(
well i think if he were alive he'd be going schwwwww i am not the father

lil butt (harbl), Saturday, 7 March 2009 19:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

unregistered, I appreciate you trying to analyze my dream - some of it might be right, that's the most anyone can expect from peer reviews on dreams - which may mean little to nothing at all at some parts but rather are reflections of something we saw that day on tv or felt for the first time that week. but yeah, I appreciate your analysis, and next time I'm here I'll try to write one myself.

CaptainLorax, Saturday, 7 March 2009 20:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

np, Lorax, and I'm glad I could (maybe) be of some help. I don't think anyone here is a doctor or a psych major or even a yahoo top answerer, so this board basically amounts a harmless, nonscientific parlor game (much like this and this -- whaddayaknow). but at least it gets people to shares what's been bothering them in a format that's a lot less tedious than a regular dream log. it'd be 1000X more entertaining, of course, if I wasn't the only unregistered user allowed to post here. we can dream.

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 21:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

harbl the father of your dream child sounds like a child-support-dodging deadbeat, and I'd advise you to seek a good attorney asap. also, congrats!

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2009 22:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

i actually am a doctor

lil butt (harbl), Saturday, 7 March 2009 22:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

a doctor AND a lawyer!
the boys must be lining up! no wonder you don't know who the father is!

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 8 March 2009 01:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

i'm* a JURIS doctor

*in 2 months lol

lil butt (harbl), Sunday, 8 March 2009 02:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh yeah lol duh

i'm going to be a mistress* in 2 months

*of fine arts

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 8 March 2009 02:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was visiting my friend in waterford, ct. he doesn't live there and i have never been there irl (i have been to new london for a short time but that's it). anyway somehow he was adopted by this family in waterford, which is weird because he is like 28 or something. i think they adopted him so he could be a us citizen because he's from iran. the family also adopted the tiniest baby, which fit into his hand and he claimed it was born addicted to heroin. i wanted to go running while i was there but i was afraid of getting lost. so i just tried to run along a river and i kept getting stuck in all these brambles. i had to leave the river when i got to a weird train station where a moving sidewalk began. unfortunately it moved very very slowly, and in the opposite direction i was trying to fun. so it was like the world's hugest backwards treadmill and i got very tired and people were laughing at me.

i also had a separate dream that i was accumulating all of my most treasured belongings by a park bench. i wanted to go home but it was 3 am and i had missed the last bus, so i decided i'd just sleep there.

lil butt (harbl), Sunday, 8 March 2009 16:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

by trying to fun i mean trying to run duh

lil butt (harbl), Sunday, 8 March 2009 16:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

i am always trying to fun

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 8 March 2009 16:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I was typing up some urgent, important document that had to be delivered into official hands by the end of the hour. I started freaking out because I had no idea how to type the section sign (§), and I couldn't bring myself to print out the thing without getting the typography perfect. as the deadline passed, I was still rifling through the character map looking for the right symbol, and I was also near tears iirc.

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Thursday, 12 March 2009 05:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

(in waking life I would've just googled "section sign" and c&p'd the first helpful result. fuck memorizing a keyboard shortcut)

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Thursday, 12 March 2009 05:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

what a boring dream

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Thursday, 12 March 2009 05:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think it means that you should be afraid of hurricanes

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 12 March 2009 12:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

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lil butt (harbl), Thursday, 12 March 2009 21:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Friday, 13 March 2009 01:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

This whole dream took place at evening or night. You don't have to analyze it. I'm posting it so I wont forget it, and it was cool.

I dreamt that I was driving with my family to visit people a long distance away. I remember driving and reading Bernstein Bears at the same time. But the Bernstein Bears had aged so much (like Better For Worse comics) that I was only reading it because of the insanity of seeing sister bear and mother bear act out grandma bear and great grandma bear. It was also very sad.

We get to the place. We come in and act nice to the family (who apparently are rich and have a huge mansion that is several floors tall). somehow the goody goody mom of that family gets upset at little things we do (my mom specifically, but I'm more or less ignored). i kinda remember playing a dumb chasing game with her kid who lives there (we took elevators up and down multiple floors, it was a boring game). At one point during our stay with this elegant family the tv was on and there was news that some random ass politician had died. The ever so perfect mother gets really sad. My mom says in dressed up terms that it isn't such a bad loss. I blatantly say I don't care at all. The goody goody family who were already very critical with my family were probably really upset with me now so I volunteered to go sleep in the car.

the goody goody mom caught me caught me sitting on a gargoyle outside their house with their child who couldn't fly (I could of course - my dreams 101). the mom made the kid come in through the window while i passive aggressively grunted. i was sure she hated me

her eldest son comes home some time later.. apparently I know this guy and we hit it off. he tells me about a place nearby where I can stay. before I go, I have a confrontation with the goody goody mom. i was floating around outside her house and had accidentally let my legs dangle and knock down her daughter's favorite barbie from something. she looks up and sees me and grabs me and pulls me down (i must not have been flying high enough at the time). she's angry with me. I decided I was going to show her what it was like to fly. I use telekinetic powers to pick her up and the eldest son, and fly them through every cool scenario that I could imagine. We get to the top of a gigantic cliff, and I show them that free falling is just as fun as flying. (apparently I must think I'm invincible at the time because I never stopped once to think that free falling from a giant icy cliff without a parachute is dangerous - anyways I must always instinctively know on some level that I'm dreaming and I cant get hurt). Anyways, I fall down, flip around, and let the air (and gravity) carry me down. It's still very dark outside. Eventually I can see the bottom of the cliff - icy water with strong currents coming from waterfalls on glaciers. I have a moment of fear when I fall in the huge dark icy slipstream of a glacial lake. Fortunately the water is not cold to me and after being pushed around by some currents I was able to get out. There is a bunch of tourists looking down on the scene like Niagara Falls (but they are closer to sea level). I am concerned about what happened to goody goody mom and the eldest son. Apparently they hadn't survived the fall. The same fall that I must have instinctively known I would survive because somewhere in the back of my mind I knew there was no danger for me (my dreams 101). Anyways they died and I was like uh-oh

CaptainLorax, Saturday, 14 March 2009 00:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

But the Bernstein Bears had aged so much (like Better For Worse comics)

suggest ban from the human race

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Saturday, 14 March 2009 23:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

i wont defend my slang name for that comic because its only natural to simplify names

CaptainLorax, Sunday, 15 March 2009 04:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh no, I couldn't care less about the name butchering. I was just balking at the idea that the stories of Farley giving his life to save April, Lawrence coming out of the closet, etc. are somehow staler and less powerful than they were on the day they were printed. hogwash, I say, hogwash!

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2009 07:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

(fwiw, as the '90s wore on and the strip slipped past its prime, I was reduced to checking out old FBOFW books from the library to escape the twee banality of the new stuff. I am no stan of Lynn Johnston, Jim Davis, Mort Walker, Johnny Hart)

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2009 07:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

back on topic, your dream seems like it must be hilarious in your own mind even though the death bit at the end is likely to horrify most people you tell it to. I'm still pretty lol about a dream I had a few years ago in which I screwed up at the controls of a roller coaster, causing it to collapse and kill about a dozen people. but I try not to describe it to people as the coolest thing ever, for fear of outing myself as a psychopath or something. it's strange that so many gory, violent dreams strike me as more amusing than nightmarish upon waking, but maybe that's just a defense mechanism against the pointless terror I'd otherwise experience every time I recalled a bad dream. I assume most people are like this, but I really don't know.

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2009 07:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

no i had a dream about 4-5 years ago that i stabbed someone to death and i have never been able to lol about it

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2009 12:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

it means you're not a psychopath.

I've never dreamt of (deliberately) killing someone, but it must be pretty upsetting even if you try to explain it away as "you're really trying to kill a part of yourself, after all," or somesuch

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2009 16:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

it was my sister, and blood was everywhere and i was trying to clean it up then my mom came home. i took me a few minutes to convince myself it wasn't real when i woke up. ugh worst dream ever. like we don't get along at all but i don't really want to kill her.

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2009 16:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

clearly you have some sisterly resentment going on, but you don't need me to tell you that.

can i get a cliff's notes of lorax's dream?

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 16:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol mabe if you killed her in your dream it would allow you to start over and get along irl!

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 16:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

if you killed her irl, maybe those pesky nightmares wouldn't bother you anymore?

(I'm guessing )

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2009 16:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol read that as 'perky nightmares' and was a little o_O?

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

I think I had one of those last night!

I was diagnosed with cancer, the doctor gave me 6 months to live, and I just chilled out and drank a glass of orange juice. this is how I would like to die, I've decided.

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

i would probably pick bourbon over orange juice, but kudos for taking death in stride!

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

i did kill her in my dream though, and we still don't get along irl!

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

Do you think that if you killed her IRL, you'd get along in yr dreams?

meta pro lols (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

i don't think i care that much about getting along irl or in dreams tbh. i'm not a very good family member.

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

harbl are you middle, youngest, or oldest?

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

I have had plenty of dreams of stabbing or choking people. I don't remember anyone actually dying because of it, tho.

meta pro lols (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

oldest/best

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

So this isn't exactly regicide.

meta pro lols (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

More like a mercy killing.

meta pro lols (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

ok so basically you resent yr sister bc she took attn away from you. done. next dream, pls!

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

also you have an excess of yellow bile

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

(kudos accepted xxxxxxxxxxp)

dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

i'm kind of insulted by that interpretation. my parents don't like her either.

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

i mean maybe they do but i can't explain it

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

man y'all cold.

yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

REDRUM - REDRUM - REDRUM

Captain Savour-A-Ho (Batty), Monday, 16 March 2009 05:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

last night I dreamt that I was driving and no matter how hard I pressed the breaks the car kept moving slowly.. I swerved out of the way of one bum walking down the middle of the street but ran over parts of another bum laying in the street

CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 19:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

I have way too many dreams that I remember

CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 19:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think instead of dreams now i wake up with terrible songs in my head like such as "under the bridge" ugh. and i mysteriously know all the words even though i never listen to that song except maybe if it's playing on the radio in stores. what does it mean?

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

you spend too much time in stores, and there's a recession going on, for god's sake

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

the chorus to "John Wayne Is Big Leggy" has been stuck in my head for days, but that's not a terrible song, I don't think.

what kind of store plays "Under the Bridge"?

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

like stores that play shitty 90s radio stations?

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

also the other day it was a eurythmics song and my brain was singing "here comes the rain again falling on my head like a memory." lol :(

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

just realizing now that I have more tolerance for shitty '80s music than I do for equally shitty '90s music. that Eurythmics song = ♥ for me, probably because I wasn't sentient back when it was an overplayed hit

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

last night I dreamt that I came home from a hike in the woods, went to bed, and woke up covered in ticks from head to toe. overnight they'd managed to burrow deep within my skin, and they appeared as faint black marks all over my body. when I tried to grab one of the ticks with a pair of tweezers, it darted across my arm without surfacing. I went after a few more of them, but the same thing happened again and again. finally I gave up and headed to the doctor's office. on the way there, a few of the ticks jumped off my body onto the crowded street. I chased them with a pocket knife and cut them into little pieces, because I didn't want them to infect other people. the dream ended soon after I got to the doctor's office. the doctor had already begun working on me, and he seemed like he knew what he was doing.

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dunno unregistered it reminds me of my mouse dreams

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

good lord, do you dream about mice burrowing deep within your skin?

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

no i dream about killing them with knives

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh, uh

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

neat!

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

things harbl dreams about stabbing:

1. mice
2. her sister
3. ???

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

the internet

skamokawa WA (jergins), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

i probably stabbed something else in a dream or irl but i forgot about it

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

i told my psychiatrist about an embarrassing dream I had. I was in a bathroom where the stall doors were short, so everyone could see eachothers' face while they took a crap. and it was a co-ed bathroom of my peers. I ended up crapping so much that I couldn't stop crapping. I think I ran into the stall next to me and overflew that toilet as well until finally the dream ended in an embarrassing mess.

I told my psychiatrist that bathroom dreams are usually signs that you are seeking relief in your everyday life from stress or whatever (freud would say sexual satisfaction lol). she asked me how I could have fixed the situation in my dream. I said, "I probably could of not crapped so much". But then she reminded me of the stall walls and came up with an idea that maybe i just need to put walls between me and people and block out their mean words - which would go along with my social anxiety.

thoughts? :p

After the appointment I went home and took a nap. During my nap, I dreamt that I was in a locker room walking to the urinals... umm message me if you want more. for $2.99 a month I can keep you up to date on every single dirty bathroom dream I have!

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 26 March 2009 22:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 26 March 2009 22:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

I hate to say it, Cap'n, but I think you need to be toilet trained.

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

(yup, I know I'm ignoring the past 70 years of psychiatry. but this ain't Ask Dr. Maslow or Ask Dr. Piaget, so what am I supposed to do?)

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

mods: plzzzzzz to change the title of this board to Ask Dr. Maslow, post-haste.

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

NO

fair moderator, Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

fair 'nuff

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I was walking down a sidewalk in some generic city. three (college?) girls were walking about a quarter of a block ahead of me, all of them sporting fancy, expensive-looking dresses and elaborate hairdos.

pretty soon they stopped in a parking lot and just stood there. I joined up with them and started to chat. they were French & were also v v obnoxious: they couldn't stop talking about how wonderful and pricey their clothes and jewellery were. I couldn't stand them.

at the far end of the parking lot was a ladies' clothing store. I led the girls toward it, hoping to ditch them as soon as they got inside. the store was closed (it was very early in the morning), but when I knocked on the door, a kindly old lady answered it.

at that moment, the girls transformed into life-sized wax dummies. apparently they assumed dummy form whenever they were in the presence of people other than me. the shopkeeper got really excited because she thought I was delivering a shipment of brand new mannequins. I helped her carry the dummies inside, and together we stood them up beside the dress displays. pleased to have gotten rid of those nasty girls, I left the store and went about my business.

when I came back later that day (via time warp), the dummies were still in place, and the store was teeming with customers. I hung the dummies on tall clothing racks so that their feet were suspended a few feet above the floor, knowing that they'd be furious and disoriented when they turned back into humans.

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 17:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

misogynist!

tehresa, Saturday, 4 April 2009 17:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

showroom dumieess

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 17:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

huh, I thought I was more of a classist than a misogynist. dunno!

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

also I hate French ppl

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

me too!

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

french people are a lot like americans. some are stupid and mean. others are very warm and nice and hospitable.

tehresa, Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

on the whole, i can't really hate on the french.

tehresa, Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

unregistered.......lately, ughhhhhhhhhh

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

lately? I've always been pretty ughhhhhhhhhh, I thought.

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

see i told you he's OBD

doo WOP doo (jergins), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

it's ok unregistered

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bears repeating, I'd say

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

btw u can't sb me

tehresa, Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

LOL

tehresa, Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm deeply sorry for directing hate speech at tehresa and threatening to suggest ban France.

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

in the admin menu there's a funny thing. here's part of it:

Ban Pattern

This is a sophisticated banning mechanism. Please be aware of what you are doing with it, as it gives you the ability to ban a range of users....If you don't know how to use regular expressions (Java regular expressions, which differ from Perl 5), then turn back now! You could wind up banning a country!

house music nation (jergins), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

haw

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was like crazy obsessive about the part in my hair cuz it was goin all over

goaty (harbl), Sunday, 5 April 2009 15:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

it means that your life feels like a "bad hair day" and it is out of your control to fix it no matter how much you wanted to.
as you life as a broad term here. it could be just you or it could be you and everything you deal with day to day.

CaptainLorax, Monday, 6 April 2009 04:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

guys i have a recurring theme in my dreams related to my teeth. a lot of times (in my dreams) a tooth will fall out, but last night i dreamed that i fell and chipped one of my front teeth. what does this mean?

prostitutes all over the place (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 April 2009 04:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

i would like to know as well, in my teeth dreams they all fall out and I spit them out one at a time.
i think it means that you feel like you don't have control over your own life.

CaptainLorax, Monday, 6 April 2009 04:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

last night i dreamed that i fell and chipped one of my front teeth. what does this mean?

of all your teeth, your front teeth are of course the ones that are most visible to the people around you. a chipped front tooth, then, might indicate that you're anxious about the way other people perceive and judge you. you fear that you have a glaringly obvious personality flaw, or maybe you've suffered a sudden and serious blow to your reputation. either way, you consider yourself incapable of hiding or rectifying the problem on your own. the only way to repair a chipped tooth is to see a dentist, so maybe you need to work out your issues with a skilled mentor, whether it be a friend or a counselor or a swami or what have you.

blue fescue (unregistered), Monday, 6 April 2009 19:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was like crazy obsessive about the part in my hair cuz it was goin all over

the whole point of parting your hair is to divide it into two orderly, distinct sections (duh). so trying and failing to keep your hair parted is a sign that you have trouble keeping all the pieces of your life in their proper places. maybe you strive to keep your personal life and working life separate from each other, and you're freaking out because they're starting to overlap in unpleasant ways. you feel overwhelmed because you're playing two (or more) different roles at once, and it can be hard to stay in character day in and day out. your life is too neat, too structured, too compartmentalized, and it's perfectly healthy for things to get a little mussed up from time to time.

also, lots and lots of hairspray.

blue fescue (unregistered), Monday, 6 April 2009 19:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

rong

goaty (harbl), Monday, 6 April 2009 21:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

hurts 2 b rong

blue fescue (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dreamed last night about a spinoff of The Wire that centered around a female sniper. She was an expert sniper but unfortunately she was also a werewolf, a male werewolf in fact, and when she began to change he/she would be much less effective because he/she would start to sympathize with the hunted party.

clotpoll, Thursday, 9 April 2009 22:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

damn unreg ty

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2009 02:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had some seriously disturbing dreams last night.

for a while i dreamed about lying on a bed studying musical scores and listening to them but the bed was like, in our press office and my coworker was at his normal desk/computer working away and my other coworker was in and out and we were discussing dates in the future when our boss would be out of town and who would cover what.

then i had another dream.
i was with my entire extended family at some kind of resort. my uncle had died i think? i kept going out on the balcony. i also went swimming a lot. then my cousin, who had just had a baby but was pregnant again, showed up with her husband. she was holding her baby and they were walking on the balcony but it was really steep. i asked if i could help but she said no. then she mentioned something about getting her period tomorrow and it turned out there had been a car accident in which she lost the second baby (very graphically). it was very sad and i felt really bad but she seemed ok? then i was in the kitchen preparing plates of food for my family to eat. they were all seated around a giant table eating charcuterie type stuff, but we were running out so i didn't eat anything. then we decided to go swimming but there was a debate about going to the pool versus the beach. i said beach because it was free, whereas you had to pay like $20 for the pool. my mother wanted to charge me a $5.95 shipping and handling fee for my towel, which i thought was ridiculous because i had packed and brought the towel myself in my own suitcase. i suddenly realized that both of my uncles had died in the course of a few months, and it was really alarming. while we were on the way to the beach in my mother's car that was missing all the window glass, i got a call from my brother-in-law, who was very distraught because my cousin was flaking out on him over some kind of phone meeting they had scheduled with a consultant. i tried to explain to him that my cousin, who was in another car, is mentally retarded and he did not really get the idea of having this appointment, but my brother-in-law was just really upset and teary about how this was going to lose a lot of money for him. i tried to tell him he was being ridiculous and that he could not blame my cousin, and that i would try to have my cousin call him once we reached the beach but that it did not mean he would even comprehend why he was calling. we got to the beach and i told my cousin to call my brother-in-law and he seemed excited (because he loves my brother-in-law) but i don't think he had a clue what the call was about. then i woke up.

what do my dreams mean???

tehresa, Friday, 10 April 2009 18:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

gah i did not understand that long one at all. i mean i couldn't read it. it was too long. also it was about babies and i don't like stories about babies, please try again with a different dream

Dr. Freud, Saturday, 11 April 2009 00:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol

k3vin k., Saturday, 11 April 2009 02:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

i don't understand it either :(

tehresa, Saturday, 11 April 2009 02:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I was headed to a party. As soon as I walked in the party room, someone tossed me a red sweatshirt, probably because I didn't look "hip" enough in my yellow long-sleeved shirt and jeans. I slipped it on, and the only way I could think of to express my gratitude was by shouting, "Hey, I look like McDonald's!"* and folding the end of one of my sleeves into the shape of a McD's arch. no one thought I was funny iirc.

*cuz of the red & yellow shirts, get it?

blue fescue (unregistered), Saturday, 11 April 2009 02:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

i get it.

tehresa, Saturday, 11 April 2009 03:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

unregistered on his way to a party

patches (harbl), Saturday, 11 April 2009 03:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i had made a lot of brownies and was giving them to people, but every time i gave one away i also ate one. i probably ate 10-12 brownies. i was thinking "oh man this is so bad for me why am i doing this" but i couldn't not do it. what does my dream mean?

barfy (harbl), Friday, 24 April 2009 11:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I was doing the "light show" for a Lily Allen concert. Very old fashioned "oil on an overhead projector" setup. Keith Allen was there, laughing at me for being so amateur. I said "OK then watch this", and switched on both bulbs in the OHP, which both immediately blew out. I turn around and KA is laughing at me.

snoball, Friday, 24 April 2009 12:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

Brian Lehrer was having a segment in which listeners picked their favorite song and said why. The bumper music on the way out was a kinda awesome remix of Around the Way Girl that appeared to have been made w/ LL's participation (implying it was Brian's pick? I wondered why). I did pretty good production work on that one.

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Friday, 24 April 2009 13:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

harbl i think it means you have trouble relinquishing control

tehresa, Friday, 24 April 2009 18:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

possibly........................

barfy (harbl), Friday, 24 April 2009 21:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

tehresa, it means you fear that you're too ambitious for your own good. you seek to impress people with dazzling displays of prowess, but you suspect that you'll burn out at any moment because you're not skilled enough to do the job properly.

blue fescue (unregistered), Friday, 24 April 2009 23:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I walked out of a bookstore and onto an early 20th century city street, complete with stone pavement, streetcar tracks, rows of swanky brownstones, et cetera. a group of ≈10 people were gathered up the road, and I recognized them as my neighbors. as I neared them, they told me there was a terrible blizzard coming. they said Mrs. _____ (she had a name, but I forget it) was out driving somewhere in her steam car, and they were afraid she'd get stranded in the storm and freeze to death. some guy with a mustache and bowler hat pulled me aside and said we had a neighborly duty to make sure Mrs. _____ was alright. I just wanted to go home and sit by the fire, but I agreed to help him out. we fast walked down a bunch of streets and alleyways searching for Mrs. _____. the steam car was nowhere to be found.

at some point we walked under a bridge and onto a sandy strip of land between two sets of train tracks. we followed the tracks for what seemed like many miles. finally we climbed up a small hill and found a dinky little steam car idling on the sandy ground and puffing out steam like crazy. Mrs. _____ was messing around under the hood, and she didn't seem to notice us. the dream kinda peters out at this point, but I don't think Mrs. _____ needed our help.

waht does this mean?

blue fescue (unregistered), Friday, 24 April 2009 23:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

you are nervous baout something, but it's all gonna work out ok. you won't let yourself believe that, though, so you're dreaming about fake emergency situations that aren't really emergencies.

tehresa, Saturday, 25 April 2009 22:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed about eating a lot of cereal last night what does my dream mean?

tehresa, Saturday, 25 April 2009 22:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dunno but that just reminded me i was gonna eat cereal just now and i forgot

barfy (harbl), Saturday, 25 April 2009 22:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

you might think i woke up after that dream and had cereal for breakfast, but i didn't.

tehresa, Saturday, 25 April 2009 22:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

what kind of cereal was it? kashi good friends?

barfy (harbl), Saturday, 25 April 2009 22:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

honeycomb?

barfy (harbl), Saturday, 25 April 2009 22:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

i believe there were several kinds of cereal including mini wheats (i don't think they were frosted) and something flaky. also weird that i ate them with milk because i always use soy milk!

tehresa, Saturday, 25 April 2009 22:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

i am eating kashi autumn wheat with soymilk maybe the meaning of this dream will come to me soon

barfy (harbl), Saturday, 25 April 2009 22:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt about meeting Bjork and asking her "when you eat a puffin, do you keep the beak as a souvenir?"

snoball, Sunday, 26 April 2009 09:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt my grocery store was being changed into a super-version of itself, like a huge suburban version (now it is just "neighborhood" size or something) and it was so confusing and i was lost. there was no produce at all out yet. i got very confused in the cereal area too. cereal dreams.

barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 13:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

cereal be confusing!

tehresa, Sunday, 26 April 2009 13:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

you are nervous baout something, but it's all gonna work out ok. you won't let yourself believe that, though, so you're dreaming about fake emergency situations that aren't really emergencies.

oh, this is sagelike — thanks!

blue fescue (unregistered), Monday, 27 April 2009 03:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

are these the same people who tell you their boring dreams in grest detail? cuz i think that might be even worse and more tedious.

― scott seward, Thursday, April 30, 2009 8:22 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:(

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 13:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I went to the supermarket and was surprised to see bottles of pomegranate juice, which had been illegal until recently because of its hallucinogenic properties. they had plain pom juice and pom-cherry blend (which really exists — I had no idea), and after much thought I settled for a bottle of the pure stuff. I felt a little guilty when I went through the checkout line, like I was getting away with buying drugs or something.

blue fescue (unregistered), Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

(tbh I think I was confusing pomegranate juice with absinthe for some strange reason)

blue fescue (unregistered), Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I was taking a riverside stroll with Abe Vigoda by my side. Abe had a weird, fist-sized liver spot on his right cheek. He was my friend. At the sandy river's edge, hordes of people were eating lunch and enjoying the mild springtime weather. As Abe and I walked farther and farther downstream, stray people would emerge from the crowd and offer Abe bits of their lunches, which he politely accepted. He soon had more food than he knew what to do with, so gave a lot of it to me. I appreciated Abe's generosity but was secretly jealous that people worshiped him and ignored me just because he was a celebrity and I wasn't.

voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Friday, 8 May 2009 03:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

other than that, I've been having the usual ho-hum dreams about failed exams and dying grandparents/pets.

voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Friday, 8 May 2009 03:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

tehresa, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed i was looking at an apt and the carpet was dirty so i was steam cleaning it and it wouldn't get clean, it was just pushing dirt around. then i went to the next room and it was like this huge house with secret doors and beautiful hardwood flooring and wood trim and colorfully painted walls. but then i realized i was in the wrong apartment, and this was like 3 connected apartments, but i couldn't figure out which was the right one and where one ended and the other began or which door was for which apartment.

what does my dream mean?

tehresa, Saturday, 9 May 2009 18:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

it means you can whistle through your teeth in 3 different octaves at the same time.

voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Sunday, 10 May 2009 04:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

also i couldn't lock the doors is that significant

tehresa, Sunday, 10 May 2009 04:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

I have recurring dreams that I'm in school and it's the end of the semester when I suddenly realize that I am registered for a class that I either never attended or was supposed to drop but didn't and so will therefore fail. What does it mean?

I should probably note that I actually did this as an undergrad and did fail the class. But why am I dreaming about this 10 years later and what can it mean now?

a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Sunday, 10 May 2009 04:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

To dream that you are in school, signifies feelings of inadequacy and childhood insecurities that have never been resolved. It may relate to anxieties about your performance and abilities. If you are still in school and dream about school, then it will naturally serve as a backdrop to your dream world.

Alternatively, a dream that takes place in school may be a metaphor for the lessons that you are learning from your waking life. You may be going through a "spiritual learning" experience.

tehresa, Sunday, 10 May 2009 04:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

it means you have trouble deciding whether to escape or confront certain responsibilities. for whatever reason, you want to have your cake and eat it too. on the one hand, you want to be held responsible for your work (i.e. you signed up for the class & didn't bother to drop it), but on the other hand you don't want to be responsible for it (because you don't show up for class). thus you're left in an uncomfortable middle ground where you lack both the freedom that comes from escaping an obligation (i.e. dropping the class asap) and the sense of accomplishment that comes from facing it head-on (i.e. showing up and doing your work). in the end, you have no choice but to be held accountable for whatever task you've committed yourself to (i.e. fail the class) no matter how hard you've been trying to force it out of your mind.

this kind of dilemma tends to play out a lot in relationships. for instance, you might have a friend you don't get along with very well. you're too afraid to come out and say, "I don't want to be friends anymore," but you're too angry to work out your differences and stay in contact with the person. but inevitably that friend-not-friend will come back to you and be like, "What's going on? Are we still bros?" and suddenly you'll have to deal with a boatload of unpleasant feelings and memories.

the solution, predictably enough, is to decide whether you want to break off or stick with an obligation/friendship/whatever, and to act upon that decision with as much conviction as you can muster. taking sides is often less painful then trying to have the best of both worlds, even though it might not seem that way immediately.

voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Sunday, 10 May 2009 05:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

(as usual, dreammoods.com is more eloquent and more insighful than I can ever hope to be :-/)

voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Sunday, 10 May 2009 05:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream that i went to a football game and it was "playoffs" like instead of bcs this was like a semi-final game and the game i went to was ohio university (that's weird but it was ohio but not osu because the colors were green) vs. texas. also the stadium was a new design where the field is vertical, like the entire stadium is tipped sideways. my seats were supposed to be on the side where your stomach would be facing the ground. i was really scared. i don't think i ever made it to the game. what does it mean?

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 11 May 2009 11:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed that i was driving around what looked 90% like my parents' town (where i grew up), and i at one point saw someone i know but not from that town. they were driving a different car than usual, and somehow i ended up behind them for a long time, but then they were behind me, and it was this weird constantly following each other thing but never quite connecting or acknowledging each other and i felt somehow guilty. and then i looked and saw that their glasses were on my dash and i was confused as to how they were driving. then i got on the highway. they were behind me. in front of me was a truck that had cheese puffs flying out the back! but a sign that said 'do not eat!'. from the left side, regular ones were flying out (like cheetos), from the right, it was snowing cheese balls. they came into the ventilation system of my car and got chopped up so it was like cheesy flaky corn raining everywhere. then i got off the highway and drove down a major road but i have no memory of anything happening next. maybe i woke up?

tehresa, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 14:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

I have been having weird dreams lately that feel more "real" and more vivid than ever. To the point that when I wake up they feel like memories. The weird part is they seem to continue on from the night before, eg last week I dreamt after a club I was in I went to a party in somebody's house, the only hitch being it was in a small French village that felt vaguely familiar, possibly from a family holiday as a child. Was seriously weird and felt like I was in this dream for hours. When I woke up I had dreamt so much that I was like "thank god that was all a dream, all those complicated and weird events".

Might need to sharpen my lifestyle up a bit.

Local Garda, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 14:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I went to a chop shop in some guy's garage because I couldn't afford the (legal) market price of $1000 to get one of my car's wheels replaced. instead of handing me a stolen wheel, the guy insulted me by saying I had "porpoise cheeks." I have no idea what he meant by that, but I was extremely offended and nearly in tears. I stormed out of the shop without getting what I came for.

voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Thursday, 14 May 2009 03:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

maybe I really do have porpoise cheeks

voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Thursday, 14 May 2009 03:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I was explaining my guitar pedals to Stephen fry, who was in full on "popular beat combo tweed jacket" mode and asking me dumb questions like "what is a cable? I don't understand, what does it actually do?", and I'm all like "FFS man! you have two dozen computers, of course you know what an f-ing cable is!"

snoball, Thursday, 14 May 2009 08:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i received a postcard from someone because i hadn't been emailing and they were wondering what was wrong and if i hated them

fantazy land (harbl), Sunday, 17 May 2009 22:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

that's crazy i have considered doing that but not really to see if they hated me just to say hi because i am going someplace cool and sending postcards but it's true they haven't been emailing.
maybe i invaded yr dreams.

ricardos montalban (tehresa), Sunday, 17 May 2009 23:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 23:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I snuck into America's Stonehenge by cutting through someone's backyard and hiking through the woods for a bit. I thought I could just blend into the crowd, but there weren't any tourists around, and a group of park rangers (?) spotted me right away. they seemed friendly, and they didn't even care that I was trespassing. I noticed that all the stone structures were covered with big blue tarps. when I asked one of the rangers why, he said some teenagers had sprayed them with graffiti overnight, and the area would be closed until they got it cleaned up. I followed the rangers to the museum, where we watched a bogus video about how America's Stonehenge was the oldest man-made structure in North America & had spiritual powers or something. I dunno what happened after that.

man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 23:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

I had RIDICULOUS dreams last night.

1) I dreamt I got a chinchilla and had to light-proof my office (which I was staying in for some reason) because the chinchilla was nocturnal. So I'm light-proofing the joint and all of a sudden chinchilla is no longer a chinchilla but has somehow turned into this dude http://www.youtube.com/user/edarem who is still nocturnal and in need of a dark room. WTF.

2) I am working for The Gza on trying to cover up some murder. He comes over to my house and we're totally BFFs. I lend him a sleeping bag to use in some way as part of this whole cover up thing. Later the same day I go out to lunch and score an awesome handbag while shopping with my friend Dean Wareham who then tries to kiss me. Dean and I go back to my place to meet up with The Gza again. Then I woke up.

I did not drink, do any type of drugs or eat a lot of cheese last night. W.T.F.?

TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

whoa does cheese give you weird dreams? i kinda cut down on my cheese intake recently maybe that's why i have no dreams anymore. except a couple nights ago i had one of those dreams integrated into reality. i can't remember the dream but i woke up thinking someone was being beaten outside my building but it was just a drunk girl laughing and stomping in high heels.

hell bus ride (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

I think it's an English old wives tale but some people seem to swear by it. I'm just trying to think of any poss reasons for my cracked out night in dreamland.

Those dreams that are integrated into reality are always so disorientating.

TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt that i asked minda to borrow her bus pass and she said no. what does my dream mean

jergins, Saturday, 23 May 2009 17:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

whoa does cheese give you weird dreams?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-362101/Sweet-dreams-cheese.html

a very scientific study. but i've made the correlation, myself. i think it's the mold, maybe?

the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Saturday, 23 May 2009 17:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

All I know about dreams and food is what I learned from the Cosby show and that is that meatball subs induce dreams of male pregnancy.

ricardos montalban (tehresa), Monday, 25 May 2009 04:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

In my dream I caught an arrow with my hand and was quite proud of myself. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 21:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

also, catching an arrow was really unexpected since, I wasn't even paying attention when it happened

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 21:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream that i was a seamstress and got to stitch up this really hot bass-baritone's costume and was very <3 about it.
then i also dreamed that i was at some kind of step aerobics class that turned into working opening night and this time i was staying at the house and overseeing some people that were helping out in the lobby including a girl who was working opening night as community service for what she said was 'just a misdemeanor' and something that was 'kind of fun to have on your record.' there was some horrible bathroom issue and the lines were really long and it was really gross and not up to met standards at all and i couldn't find a place to change into the proper attire. it was stressful.
what does my dream mean?

ricardos montalban (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

dreams about blankets what do they mean

lxy, Thursday, 28 May 2009 06:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think you are feeling trapped or smothered or suffocated

tehresa, Thursday, 28 May 2009 06:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

or maybe just cold.

tehresa, Thursday, 28 May 2009 06:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

a dream my dad was going to take me out for a burger but i took hours and hours painting my face as the world passed me by and then he got mad at me and said we weren't going. good, i didn't want a burger anyway.

harbl, Thursday, 28 May 2009 12:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

LIES
MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND MEMORIAL THREAD

tehresa, Thursday, 28 May 2009 12:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a weird dream but now i forgot it what does that mean

tehresa, Thursday, 28 May 2009 12:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

not a lie--i get these spontaneous burger cravings that die down as soon as i realize last time i ate a burger was 6 or 7 years ago and i couldn't finish it because i don't like burgers :(

harbl, Friday, 29 May 2009 01:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

when i started eating red meat again like 2 years ago i realized i really like burgers.

tehresa, Friday, 29 May 2009 02:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I was getting ready to build a life-size nativity scene. I was stumped because I wanted it to be as accurate as possible, but I wasn't sure if an authentic Jewish stable would be big enough to house a camel. to solve the matter, I went to the library and got ahold of a documentary on camels. according to the docu, the biggest camel of all time was 20 feet tall. but it had been dead for many, many years, and all that was left of it was a grainy b&w photo.

the second biggest camel of all time was 18-feet tall. the camera cut to a scraggly Midwestern farmer with an air of Joe Dirt about him; in the background was a house-sided camel with a ladder propped against its flank. the farmer explained that he had smuggled the camel from India when it was just a baby. at the time it was small enough to fit in the palm of his hand, and he had no idea it would grow any bigger.

but farmer dude obviously didn't give a shit about the camel. he admitted that he only agreed to appear in the film because he had a rare respiratory disease, and he wanted me, the viewer, to mail him a donation to cover the cost of treatment. I felt bad for him and copied down his address when it flashed across the screen. but I was annoyed because I still didn't have the answer to my question.

dumb dream imho.

meme eisenhower (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was flying in the air above a highway with a bunch of other people and this

was driving on the road in front of us. we flew under several overpasses and i was doing the breast stroke, swimming in the air. after we got through the overpasses we flew higher and i looked to my left and a young tony danza was flying next to me.

harbl, Thursday, 11 June 2009 11:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

Sounds like a dream I could have had. omg.

sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 11 June 2009 12:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

i have been having dreams again since graduating. i also dreamt two nights ago that i was way unprepared for bar exam (could become reality ;_;) and got to the multistate essay and had no idea what to write. as i was sleeping a car drove by playing "i shot the sheriff" and it got into my dream so i was writing the lyrics to it in the essay. reggae fail

harbl, Thursday, 11 June 2009 15:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was planning to make a carrot cake with cream cheese frosting

i also dreamt cat caught a mouse and i grabbed it by the tail and threw it out the window

harbl, Saturday, 13 June 2009 11:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

dreamt about buying a house and redoing all the rooms to suit my childless purposes

harbl, Sunday, 14 June 2009 14:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

dreamt about L0uis J@gger living in between the walls in my house Anne Frank style. He wouldn't be quiet, even when the Nazis were searching. alarming.

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 14:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt my sister's fiancé was an Aryan Brotherhood heavy who shot a 4-year-old black boy to death in a movie theater. I read about it in a New Yorker article.

the cask of am0ntillado (unregistered), Sunday, 28 June 2009 14:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

wow that's a cool dream. does he look like this?

harbl, Sunday, 28 June 2009 14:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

EXACTLY like that, except he's more like 76 inches tall iirc. my sister has a thing for tall skinheads, I guess.

the cask of am0ntillado (unregistered), Sunday, 28 June 2009 14:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha, does he have "FUN" tattooed on his chin? he doesn't look like a fun guy if you ask me.

the cask of am0ntillado (unregistered), Sunday, 28 June 2009 14:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think i know what it means but it's not very nice

harbl, Sunday, 28 June 2009 14:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

:(

the cask of am0ntillado (unregistered), Sunday, 28 June 2009 15:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

irl this morning my sister's fiancé attended a sermon on abortion at the church where he & my sister are getting married. and last night he left two cases of hot dogs outside after a barbecue last night, spoiling them. further evidence of his white supremacy, no doubt.

the cask of am0ntillado (unregistered), Sunday, 28 June 2009 15:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

clearly some kind of freudian jealousy going on here.

tehresa, Monday, 29 June 2009 23:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

am I jealous of my sister or her fiancé? either way, ewwwwww yuck.

unregistered, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

lets say it's not quite oedipal (bc it's your sister not yr moms -what is that called?) jealousy of fiance for being with sister. his leaving the hot dogs out to spoil is symbolic of how his manhood will spoil your sister.

tehresa, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

wait, the spoiled hot dog incident actually happened a couple nights ago(hence the irl)! are my oedipal/incestuous urges so strong that they're starting to influence real world events around me? are the boundaries between my dreams and my waking life collapsing along with my sanity?

I'm scared.

unregistered, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

it does not have to necessarily be incestuous. you are just scared of losing your sister. it happens when people get married. you are more apt to notice the hot dog thing because of these feelings.

tehresa, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

you have to stop the wedding! it's the only way

harbl, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

i concur.

tehresa, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

I have to stop the wedding! it's the only way

unregistered, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

I really only notice the hot dog incident because my mom keeps complaining about the 3 packs of hot dogs she doesn't know what to do with. uh, I guess that's open to analysis as well :-/

unregistered, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

tehresa, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

tell her to throw them away.

tehresa, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

hot dogs don't go bad, they already are bad

harbl, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

no these were different

unregistered, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

^would eat

unregistered, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

i just
don't really like hot dogs
even if they are fancy

tehresa, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 00:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

dreamt i was playing basketball but the court was shaped more like it was roller derby or something and this super tall girl with bleached blond hair was annoying me, not sure if she was on my team or not but i pushed her off the court and told her "why don't you move to berlin?" wtf does my dream mean?

harbl, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

that you are a rotter.

estela, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

NAZIS-ARYAN BROTHERHOOD-MOVING TO BERLIN

clearly the ILX hivemind is moving to another level

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah i think i actually did think she was a nazi; i might have said "go back to berlin"

harbl, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was trying to call my friend, whose real name is michael jackson, but i kept hitting the wrong number from my contacts list and this girl answered and i was like "hi is this michael jackson?" and she got angry and i was like "oh you must think i'm pranking you but i am looking for someone whose name is michael jackson, i must have the wrong number" so i called again and got her again and she was still mad and i was like "i just want to talk to michael jackson!" and she hung up on me and i never got to talk to him.

― bear of the teddy (harbl), Saturday, November 22, 2008 8:47 AM (7 months ago)

now i'll really never get to talk to him

harbl, Monday, 6 July 2009 21:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

harbl is this your friend?

tehresa, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I dreamt I had a job at an amusement park. one of the rides consisted of a huge above ground pool filled with tiny boats that looked exactly like bumper cars. the guests were free to putter around in the boats as they pleased, but they weren't allowed to ram into each other. it was my duty to swim around the pool and push the boats out of the way whenever they appeared to be on a collision course.

after my shift ended, I walked to a brick tower at the opposite end of the park. inside the tower was an art gallery; I decided to tour it. where you'd expect to find paintings, a bunch of flat-screen TVs (or maybe computer monitors?) were mounted on the walls. each screen displayed a well-known masterpiece — the Mona Lisa is the only one I remember. the tour guide kept gushing about how clear & realistic the images were, but I felt cheated because I didn't get to see the actual works.

when my tour group reached the top floor of the tower, the guide knocked on an old-looking door. Ben Franklin answered it, and he invited us into the living room of his bachelor pad. it looked more like an antique furniture store than a living space. the room was cluttered with more 18th century armchairs, couches, desks, carpets, and cabinets than one man could possibly need.

Ben seemed pretty embarrassed by it all. he apologized that all the upholstery was so faded and worn. he said it would be pointless to buy new furniture because he was an old man & he'd probably die before he got a change to enjoy it. this struck me as the dumbest thing I'd ever heard. I wanted to interrupt him and say something like, "what are you, retarded? you're 300 years old, and if you're not dead yet, then you're never gonna die. buy something already." but I kept my mouth shut as Ben proudly pointed out the newest piece of furniture in the whole place: a spankin' new easy chair from the 1840s. what a dummie!

He's a dilly through and through (unregistered), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 03:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

(oops, that should say "chance to enjoy it" fwiw)

He's a dilly through and through (unregistered), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 03:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

i've had this strange recurring theme in my dreams over the past year or so. i'm driving my car, sometimes drunk (though i never drive drunk in real life) and i inevitably crash the car. the weird part is that right before my car crashes, i tell myself that this is just a dream and everything's going to be okay if i hit the guardrail or a cop car or whatever it is i'm crashing into. i always wake up right after, super relieved that it was just a dream.

i don't have any sort of anxiety while driving in real life; i drive all the time when i'm home and i've been in one minor accident and gotten one speeding ticket in my life. my inspection is currently four months past due, though.

k3vin k., Tuesday, 21 July 2009 03:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

hmm. that reminds me (not in an obvious way at all) of dreams i used to get a lot where i was nearly blind. i would be shopping or something and my vision would be extremely fuzzy, and while i was sleeping i felt like i had pieces of cotton in my eyes. i don't know why it reminded me of that. recurring dreams! also the huge relief upon waking up because they were scarier than bad nightmares in some ways

blobfish russian (harbl), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 03:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

xpost

you should train yourself to lucid dream, so you can mentally seize control of the dream and whisk yourself away to a peaceful highway made of cotton candy and marshmallows. I can't guarantee that this works.

He's a dilly through and through (unregistered), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 04:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

y'all have it easy though. all of my recurring dreams have been pretty innocuous as far as dreams go. there's one where I visit this rickety duct-tape-and-plywood haunted house that's set up right in the middle of a Wal Mart parking lot. it's a 'nice' haunted house & I'm always pleasantly surprised that I don't run into any ghosts or goblins while I'm inside. recurring nightmares would suck.

He's a dilly through and through (unregistered), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 04:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

had a crepey dream that i was always hanging out with my friend's landlord. the friend in the dream was not anyone i know, just some girl. her landlord was a short 40-year-old kind of awkward guy. i kept going to his apartment because he had a tv and i wanted to watch it. so we became friends+, but in public if i would see him i would be really mean to him so no one would suspect anything was going on. it was weird. what dose it mean

blobfish russian (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 13:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

if i have recurring dreams about someone i haven't spoken to in a long time, do you think it means that i am somehow telepathically tuned into what is happening in their life? because i wonder.

tehresa, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 07:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

what does it mean?

tehresa, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 07:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

dreams are like paper

they tear so easily

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 07:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

what does it means when dream tears tell me

tehresa, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 19:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

answer to your first question is YES there is a connection to them now-

avuenjo, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 19:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

The other night I had a dream that my teeth were falling out followed by one in which I was stuck in a plummeting elevator. What does it all mean?

MY NAME IS ERICA AND I AM FUNKY (& eclectic) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 19:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

if connected is there a way to send messages?

tehresa, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 19:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

i want to learn dream powers

tehresa, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 19:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

remember when lingbert got into the idea that i could control events in my dreams and how in the hell can i do that? that was funny

avuenjo, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 19:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

my dreams did 9/11

blobfish russian (harbl), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 19:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

how in the hell did you do that, avuenjo?
(also i don't remember!)

tehresa, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt about babbies and abandonment/avoidance (but not abandoning babbies) what does it mean?

tehresa, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

i don't know. was that it? more details plz. i had to learn about "save abandonment of a newborn" just in case it was on the bar. i lolled reading that section.

permanent response lopp (harbl), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

the father of the babby was married to someone else but helping out but then after babby was born he disappeared and then there was another person that was not babby's father that was avoiding me (but the baby wasn't anywhere around at this time, i just assumed he was avoiding me bc of babby). also my crazy aunt wouldn't leave me alone about the babby and i just wanted some one-on-one.

tehresa, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

jergins, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

hmmm, this reminds me of something

permanent response lopp (harbl), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream i had a 4-yr old and my babby's daddy wanted nothing to do with her, it was a very hard dream

― horrible (harbl), Tuesday, November 11, 2008 7:34 AM (9 months ago)

permanent response lopp (harbl), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

wow. it was hard. i woke up very confused and scared.

tehresa, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

but the babby was v v pretty and i lovvved her tons even though all the mens were so mean.

tehresa, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

also before i went to the hospital to have babby i remember having a really hard time packing the suitcase to take with me. is that significant?

tehresa, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

Let's see... Babby = some creative pursuit or professional output of which you are very fond. Could be an actual thing or just an idea, but it's something that you are totally into, even if it is maybe not the top item on your priority list right now. People who should be supportive of your output/idea are failing you, which is maybe why you have not been focusing on this output/idea as much as you would like. The crazy aunt is part of your brain telling you to COME ON AND GET MOVING ON THIS IDEA/OUTPUT, but you feel like you need to think about it some more, thus needing one on one time.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

what was in the suitcase?

permanent response lopp (harbl), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, the suitcases - that probably represents the material or mundane things that you feel like you need to accomplish to get where you want to be with your awesome idea/output, but these small things are, as small things are often wont to do, piling up in a way that is frustrating your progress.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah and the fact that you were struggling to pack them up and that you had to take them with you means they are encumbrances you are dragging around and can't get rid of no matter how much they are slowing you down

permanent response lopp (harbl), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

i was just putting clothes in the suitcase does that mean i can get a new wardrobe now?

tehresa, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 21:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

Oooo maybe your clothes are holding you back, so yes. You can get a new wardrobe. It's the only way to make the dream babby happy.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 21:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt one of my favorite authors, dr. seuss, was friend's with hitler according to weird autobiographical book I was reading about him.

Also one of my common dream themes appeared again. This time I could do backflips by running up a wall. No one was impressed. (this might have a similar meaning to when stephanie tanner dreamt she was an astronaut and nobody cared but I don't really see myself trying to impress people in my life... maybe a girl if there was one in my life... or maybe a boss if I had an interview coming up)

Also I dreamt that I got lost on a school trip

What does any of this mean?

CaptainLorax, Saturday, 15 August 2009 19:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

you are trying to impress your self, but even your self doesn't care. you need to do some self esteem exercises. then a boss or a girl might notice you.

you got lost on the school trip because you fear no one likes you, no one cares -- common thread!

you dreamt about hitler because you are a nazi. gross.

tehresa, Saturday, 15 August 2009 21:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

ok really you dreamt about seuss and hitler because you wish you'd had more control over your childhood, so that you didn't turn out this way (you know the way that makes no one care, even your self).

sorry :(

tehresa, Saturday, 15 August 2009 21:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

your first dream is funny considering the anti-Hitler bent of Dr. Seuss's political cartoons and the well-known theme of Yertle the Turtle. if you can't trust an anti-fascist like Seuss to stay away from Hitler's good graces, then maybe you're secretly suspicious of anyone who claims on principle to oppose corruption. you're worried that all your heroes will themselves as phonies, leaving you with no-one to turn to for guidance. you are deeply cynical, like all of us on Ask Dr. Fraud.

Nehemiah 4:3 (unregistered), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

(er, that should say "all your heroes will expose themselves as phonies...")

Nehemiah 4:3 (unregistered), Sunday, 16 August 2009 00:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

more than half of those responses sound right :)

CaptainLorax, Sunday, 16 August 2009 00:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

I vaguely remember a dream in the past week where I had made a poll on ILX and had the date set wrong so there ended up only being a couple people voting. I think this has been my second ILX dream. I'm not sure of the first but I might of had a dream while I was banned.

CaptainLorax, Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

I think you don't realize how significant ILX is until it's gone.

CaptainLorax, Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

man, you still worried about people noticing/caring! stop being so self critical and start having a better dream!

tehresa, Saturday, 22 August 2009 04:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

I had a dream involving this guy I know IRL who looks like Steve Buscemi, and first we were playing music at a radio station, and then something horrible happened and I was visiting him in the hospital.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Sunday, 23 August 2009 22:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt my sister told me to quit before i got fired. what does it mean

jergins, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

it means you should give me your job.

tehresa, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

I keep dreaming that I'm on a plane and something goes wrong mid-flight. In every one of these plane dreams we have to make an emergency landing. Everything turns out OK but it's really scary right up until the very end. WHAT DOES DREAM MEAN?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

I had a plane dream last night ... that I was the chaplain on the plane, but something happened to the pilot, and I was the most qualified to take over. I was terrified about having to be responsible for the lives of all the people on the plane.

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 21:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

Sounds scary.

I had another malfunctioning plane dream last night. This is getting ridiculous.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 21:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

do you think it might have something to do with looking for a job/career prospects?

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 21:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

Mine? Yeah, it could. I have a lot going on right now so I think it's probably pretty transparent tbh. I don't usually think that dreams mean anything at all - just the brain getting rid of junk but it's weird that I keep having them. It is kind of like when I used to have recurring sex dreams about David Bowie although not nearly as enjoyable.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 27 August 2009 21:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I'd guess if it was recurring there's some real issue you're dealing with ... most of the time I don't remember mine, and I generally subscribe to the junk-processing theory ... I figure when I actually remember one of my dreams, it is somehow significant.

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 21:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed about my trainer being a dental hygienist and he didn't give me a chance to warn him that if you floss too hard around that crown, the gums will bleed (i should really get this checked out) so then i had blood in my mouth and then my ankle was swollen and he bandaged my foot but not how you're supposed to bandage a swollen ankle. then i went with my sister to try to do some networking thing but it was epic fail so we were watching some kind of ren fair parade and ran into a girl in the parade who was a friend of a friend who knew my name (she looked famliar, but i didn't know hers). then we were sitting at a table and i was mad at my sister for messing up my networking attempt, and the trainer showed up again and went inside and got us all shots of jack. then someone was passing a bowl of multicolored corn chips around the table but there was a baby in it. she really wanted to get out but when i reached i could not grasp her and the bowl just kept getting passed around.

lunesta. wow. what does my dream mean?

tehresa, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 17:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

had a dream about being in a bar where they only had one kind of beer and it cost $10.75 so i just sat there. someone there asked me what my occupation was and i told them i wrote things. i hate writing irl what does it mean

harbl, Saturday, 5 September 2009 01:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

maybe you are worried about getting into a situation where your options are limited, and none of them are appealing - could be job related. On the other hand, maybe you have to visit an airport and fly somewhere where $10.75 beer is a distinct possibility.

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Saturday, 5 September 2009 01:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Harbl, it sounds like you and dr. fraud have a lot in common.

tehresa, Saturday, 5 September 2009 02:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

i went back to bed for 3 hours this morning and i dreamt i was with some type of school or sports group and we stopped at a camp that had bunk beds. i got into a bed i thought was empty but after sleeping for a couple hours i realized someone else was in it. his head was at my feet. i apologized a lot and found another bed. while we were at the camp there was a competition on tv that was like the olympics but it had more freak show type of things like tallest person, etc. someone commented that everyone who wins was from idaho and i said "that's because they're all bored mormons" and some people laughed but others went o_O. then a really old guy told me he was selling the house that all the beds were in and i had to find a buyer. it was a big responsibility. the house was very big. it was in md by the water and half of it was on stilts. if no one wanted the house, i think i was supposed to keep it

harbl, Saturday, 5 September 2009 14:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

dreamt i went boating with cankles, what does this mean

-- (jergins), Saturday, 5 September 2009 17:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

a row boat? life is but a dream

harbl, Saturday, 5 September 2009 17:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

are you doe-eyed? you are probably going to drown.

tehresa, Saturday, 5 September 2009 18:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol harbs

the fleet bon fox jumped iver the blank dog (k3vin k.), Saturday, 5 September 2009 18:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

tza unless i'm missing something, whiney was the drowner?

the fleet bon fox jumped iver the blank dog (k3vin k.), Saturday, 5 September 2009 18:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

you're not missing anything.
just riffin'.

tehresa, Saturday, 5 September 2009 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I was thrown in a big glass-walled jail cell with about a dozen cellmates therein. every hour the warden came around and gave each of us a candy bar, so we spent all our waking hours crouching on the floor and eating in silence. after 10 years (in dream time) they set me free. there was a money-changing counter in the jailhouse lobby, and I went up to it with a big bag of foreign gold coins. the clerk sorted through them and gave me a check for a billion dollars.

lynette "squishy" fromme (unregistered), Saturday, 5 September 2009 18:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was banned from ire >:(

the fleet bon fox jumped iver the blank dog (k3vin k.), Saturday, 5 September 2009 18:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

i can make that dream a reality.

tehresa, Saturday, 5 September 2009 19:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

been livin that dream for months now iirc

the fleet bon fox jumped iver the blank dog (k3vin k.), Saturday, 5 September 2009 19:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

well, i just made sure it would stick, in case it was wearing off or something.

tehresa, Saturday, 5 September 2009 19:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i still have no idea what this one means
I had a dream involving this guy I know IRL who looks like Steve Buscemi, and first we were playing music at a radio station, and then something horrible happened and I was visiting him in the hospital.

^^ The guy isn't anyone I'm particularly close to or someone I've ever been attracted to ... I'm pretty good friends with his current gf and his ex.

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Saturday, 5 September 2009 19:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

well, i just made sure it would stick, in case it was wearing off or something.

― tehresa, Saturday, September 5, 2009 3:01 PM (4 minutes ago)

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the fleet bon fox jumped iver the blank dog (k3vin k.), Saturday, 5 September 2009 19:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

i have dreams about irl people i'm not attracted to too, pretty normal i think

harbl, Saturday, 5 September 2009 20:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

no one decoded my trainer/dentist/ankle/babby/networking dream.

tehresa, Saturday, 5 September 2009 20:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, but I don't know what the hospital thing was about ... it was obviously a "something bad is gonna happen if I'm not careful" fear, but I have no idea what the fear is.

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Saturday, 5 September 2009 20:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

i have no bloomin idea about yr dream teh, i'm no good at this

harbl, Saturday, 5 September 2009 20:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

xp tza: perhaps it has to do with trying to go about doing what you want with your life (symbolized by the babby), and the problems you're having getting into the arts admin circle in a new city, while trying to do what you're "supposed" to do - networking, following the standard path proscribed by professionals (symbolized by the trainer)?

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Saturday, 5 September 2009 20:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

had a dream w/ multiple threads that are hard to separate
- wanted eggplant parmesan so bad (still do lol) but could not find a recipe. was making it from memory but kept getting distracted. my sister had purposely left some plastic disc (like the top to a coffee cup or other container) inside a frying pan and had turned the gas on all the way up. like she did it for a reason, twice. i was like "melting plastic! are you trying to give me cancer!" then i realized that while i was removing the plastic thing she had dumped water into my flour so i couldn't dredge the eggplants and had to buy ALL the ingredients again. then i completely forgot the recipe and was going everywhere looking for stuff like corn, carrots, stuff that doesn't belong.
- some bodybuilders were around for a competition or something? one was my friend (not an irl friend, just in the dream) and he kissed me and i was grossed out by him
- there was another contest, like an engineering contest, where my friend (irl) and i were trying to make something out of different scraps of yarn. it was really frustrating because we were doing it in a really disorganized way.
- more stuff i can't remember

harbl, Thursday, 10 September 2009 11:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha, I skipped a line and read that as "he kissed me and i was grossed out by him because we were doing it in a really disorganized way." I knew exactly what you meant, too! but I really don't know anymore...

lynette "squishy" fromme (unregistered), Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

I had a dream some scruffy stoner dude gave me a free sample of an herb that acted as a feline on/off switch. when I held it in front of my cat's face, she sniffed it once and fell asleep, sniffed it twice and woke up, sniffed it thrice and fell asleep again, et cetera. she seemed pretty irritated by it all.

lynette "squishy" fromme (unregistered), Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

you desire a place in life with more power than you currently have, but you hold back on striving for more because you worry you may not be the benevolent ruler you hope to be, and instead a big jerk who treats his subjects like pawns.

And I find myself shouting... BHOOT!!! BHOOT!!! (tehresa), Monday, 14 September 2009 18:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

thanks, tehresa; that's interesting. I tend in my waking life to consider myself not bossy/assertive enough for my own good, but maybe I need to rethink that in light of my dreemz. to tyrannize a cat is to tyrannize a tyrant (cuz cats are really bossy!), so maybe I'm constantly trying to one-up the most stubborn authority figures in my life. I am the big jerk who belittles bigger jerks. intersting.

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 23:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

i think we are making a real breakthrough here!

tehresa, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 23:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

:)

you are a life-changer!

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 23:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

dreamt i was playing doubles w/ my brother against venus&serena. i don't even like tennis irl! we were losing very badly but thought we could still win. wherever we were playing had a vietnamese restaurant that also had pizza and subs, and there was a van driving by that had a few live chimpanzees in the back seat. at the end of the dream i was holding up the game because i had to go to the bathroom. that's when i woke up and i really did have to go to the bathroom!

harbl, Friday, 18 September 2009 13:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

^distillation of recent ilx threads

johnny crunch, Friday, 18 September 2009 13:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

dreamt i was going to school for another year and had lost my schedule so i just walked into a classroom and one of my law school professors that i had 3 times was there, but the class he was teaching was real variables II. i already took that class in undergrad but it was like i couldn't leave, i had to just take it again. some people from high school were there. it was like a mixture of all types of school i've ever been to. wtf does it mean?

harbl, Sunday, 20 September 2009 11:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

you're approaching a point in your life when you must make a clean break with all past identities. this upsets you because to distance yourself from your past is to surrender a big chunk of your youth. therefore you desire a reunion: not just a high school reunion or a college reunion, but a grand, mystical event (either in your mind or irl) where you get to say farewell to all your old friends and old memories — both pleasant and unpleasant — so that you'll finally have enough closure to step into the FUTURE.

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 20 September 2009 14:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

(should say all your past identities)

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 20 September 2009 14:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

wait though, it might be even more abstract than that. maybe you feel the need to say goodbye to old character traits (sloth, gluttony, wrath, greed), but before you do that, you'd like to indulge in them one last time in a single, unforgettable weekend of sin and bacchanalia. try it you'll like it.

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 20 September 2009 14:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

it could also just reflect your fear of uncertainty about what the future holds (still job hunting, waiting to hear about bar, etc) - you unconscious is drawn to the familiar.

tehresa, Sunday, 20 September 2009 17:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt about a hurricane that was hitting upstate new york (that wasn't really ny) and then moving south but i don't remember the rest.

i had another dream a few days ago where i was at the beach and i thought this guy brought a tiger with him to the beach but it turned out to be a lady w/ really long nails. then i saw machu picchu and decided to go for a drive there. it was misty and i hiked a little on huayna picchu, and took some pictures with my cell phone of cloudy, grey machu picchu and then drove down the spiraling roads (which were not at all like the road from aquas calientes to machu picchu and then i lost my phone and couldn't show my sister the pictures.

tehresa, Sunday, 20 September 2009 17:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i had gone to the bank to cash some checks and i got back weird denominations like $374.81 and $1101. i was at a mexican grocery store trying to deposit them or use them and everyone was confused.

harbl, Monday, 21 September 2009 12:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed about having a job interview to be a researcher for national geographic focusing on arts and crafts of the areas they were writing stories about. but it was a job in my parents' town that would last for a year and then i was back at school with a bunch of assholes trying to do a presentation about the benefits of social media marketing in the arts and they were being so rude and not letting me speak and i kicked one person out of the class. after that i decided hey maybe i should just go home and take the job w/ the well-known publication even if it meant living at home for a year. ugh.

tehresa, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt about getting an apartment. i had looked at it and paid the security deposit but when i was about to move in i realized it was all wrong. it had a red/orange/yellow pukey shag carpet throughout, and instead of just one kitchen with a sink and a stove there were kitchens all over. like you would go into one and the next room would also be a kitchen, etc. each one either had multiple tiny sinks or several stoves. some of the stoves were facing the wrong direction. i was annoyed because the ones that were usable were electric and the gas ones wouldn't work. i refused to move in and the property manager wrote me a long letter describing how disappointed she was. she listed all the benefits of living there, including that it was near a few bank branches and some doctors lived in the building. but the building was also dirty with garbage in front. i explained to her that i already had a better apartment and i would never live there, especially with the messed up kitchens. i lost my security deposit but i didn't have to pay rent for the day i moved in, which was a huge relief.

steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

People who say that other people's dreams aren't interesting are assholes. They're like little stories.

I was annoyed that I had such a good idea when I was dreaming this morning, and I couldn't remember it when I woke up to figure out if it was really a good idea, or just dream-good. In my dream, I think I was about to type the idea out on a computer in a garage in a place where apparently I or my family or friend or acquaintance lived.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

why not clutch a laptop in your arms as you're falling asleep? at the very worst, you'll wake up to a word document filled with typographically wacky ee cummings shit, and at best you'll've dreamtyped a list of yummy snack foods you haven't eaten or even thought about in years. either way, you win.

BIG HEARSE aka the stiffdriver (unregistered), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

I ('m white btw) dreamt that an unknown black guy came up to me in a hallway, shook my hand vigorously, and said something like, "I never imagined in a million years that a black guy like me would shake hands with a white guy like you." overcome with the gravity of the moment, I replied, unironically, "This sure is a...moment." my new friend gave me a knowing nod, and we went our separate ways.

it seemed perfectly normal and heartwarming at the time, but wtf?

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Thursday, 24 September 2009 15:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

is this you?

can i lust (tehresa), Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

yes, tehresa, I am the clasped, non-racist hands in the upper right-hand corner of the shot. pleased to meet you. shake?

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I bought a flawless ear of corn from a farm stand. after taking it home and cooking it, I noticed that about 80% of the kernels were crushed, dessicated, and totally inedible. disappointed but hungry nonetheless, I nibbled away at the few kernels that were still palatable, but it wasn't a very satisfying snack.

dirty ol' Freud would probably trace my dream to a fear of infertility (low kernel count = low sperm count? eww), but fuck him.

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 25 September 2009 21:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

in part of a dream i can't really remember i told someone i didn't trust a cop to do some task and the person was like "WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE COPS?" and got all in my face about it. jerk.

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt my brother was visiting and his car got towed and we lost our phones so we couldnt find out where it was so we went to 100 impound lots asking for it, it was really stressful

steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 12:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

you are searching for your place in life.

can i lust (tehresa), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

it can not be found with the assistance of modern technology. you must search within your self.

can i lust (tehresa), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

what about the cops thing, what does that mean? i'm tired of being challenged?

steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

i think it means you are unamerkan.

can i lust (tehresa), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

I had a dream the other night that I needed a liver transplant but while I was waiting for it I kept having to take my current liver (which was green, btw) out of my body to like clean it and get infusions of some sort. Then I befriended another transplant candidate but he got really sick and I had to save him. It was all very scary.

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

I dreamt that I auditioned for American Idol. Instead of performing live in front of the judges, I handed Simon Cowell a demo cassette. I told the judges to to delay listening to it until I was out of earshot, as I was too shy to take their criticism firsthand. True to form, Simon just laughed and made fun of my teeth. He insinuated that I never flossed and that my plaque and tartar buildup was severe enough to disgust any audience in the world. I went ballistic, calling his remarks "shallow" and "totally inappropriate" and demanding that he judge me on the strength of my music alone, because the music was all that mattered, man. Simon continued to play the poopyhead, but Sharon Osbourne seemed sympathetic to my plight.

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Saturday, 24 October 2009 20:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

america decides

jergins, Sunday, 25 October 2009 02:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

dreamt:

  • i was writing a paper about appropriating things from foreign cultures, but i was using wikipedia and blogs for research
  • i met a boy, stayed at his house, then the next day he said "you should be in my wedding!" so i was in his wedding (he was not wearing wedding-wear but an ugly periwinkle blue acrylic sweater). he got married and then he told me "i wish i'd married you instead." it was a great relief.
  • i hung out in his wife's dorm room at the university of virginia but the university of virginia was in ohio or indiana in the dream.

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 29 October 2009 14:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

you are thinking baout relationships but not ready for one yet.

tehresa, Thursday, 29 October 2009 16:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

*sigh*

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 29 October 2009 16:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed about playing piano.

tehresa, Sunday, 1 November 2009 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

last night as i was falling asleep i was thinking about walking and was lucid dreaming that someone threw an empty cardboard box at my head, and i found myself ducking quickly in my bed. in real life. it was weird.

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Sunday, 1 November 2009 18:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt about getting a 2 on the ap physics exam. it was a huge disaster and the end of my academic life.

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

ap physics? are you still in high school or it was just some weird dream where you took the ap physics exam?

mark cl, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

i took it umm 7-8 years ago lol.

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

it's bc you are about to hear about the bar, right?

ms. thighs (tehresa), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

yes! i even knew that in my dream that was why. my dreams have been really meta lately, like they make me panic but at the same time i know they're dreams about something.

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah. i haven't had any real panicky dreams but just normal every day things happening and i know i'm dreaming and there's not really a lot at stake.

ms. thighs (tehresa), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

i think i got a 3 on the ap physics exam but it didn't mean anything because it wasn't calculus-based so i couldn't have gotten credit for it in college anyway and had to take all the physicses again. just ftr.

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed that my fiancee and i tried to teach lindsay lohan how to make a sandwich, but we failed and so 15 dwarfs volunteered to give it a shot. they went into the kitchen, but they also failed because she was really high. in the end they and lindsay just decided to perform a weird dance in the living room.

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

tsk @ secret dream sandwich

ms. thighs (tehresa), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that Henry Rollins was my college roommate.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 5 November 2009 09:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

i think i got a 3 on the ap physics exam but it didn't mean anything because it wasn't calculus-based so i couldn't have gotten credit for it in college anyway and had to take all the physicses again.

^ this, I got a 4 but even a 5 wouldn't have mattered - fuck physics B

But no hope for norwegian posters, sorry. (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 5 November 2009 10:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i got a haircut from a new guy because i was tired of the other guy (true), and i told him to cut more hair because it grows too fast and when i got home i realized having longer hair was hiding the fact that i was losing hair from the top of my head, like a man. it was scary. oh, he also charged me $80.

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt my gf and I were trying to escape from a cursed/magic castle, and we were hiding from guards in a dark room, but every time I would tell her to be more quiet she would whisper louder, like to emphasize that she was WHISPERING. HELLO. Then it turned out to be Lou1s' bedroom that we were hiding in, as evidence by some framed photos, and also turned out he was a professional wrestler named Mr. Castle. (Because we were in a castle???)

the jun togawa of farting (╓abies), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

Maybe this should be in ILX Dreams instead...

the jun togawa of farting (╓abies), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

btw was also uncharacteristically mad at my gf in this dream. I don't think I've ever been really, genuinely upset with her irl before so it was sorta alarming to wake up from.

the jun togawa of farting (╓abies), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt that lxy and jergins had a dog and when jergins left he asked if i could come over and walk the dog, so i went over and lxy was there practicing ballet and she was wearing pointe shoes and stretching and then she had to go be in a performance, so i did the dishes and made tacos/nachos and the dog asked me for some tacos and that was a little weird. then i did those dishes and left. and then i was in my old hometown and going to like stupid football parties and got drunk and drank water and then my sister and i went home and the next day i dug out my old pointe shoes and they were like, disintegrating and too small but i wanted to try them out anyway. then my dad came in with a video camera because apparently they were selling the house (this was some weird combo of my 1st and 2nd homes), and he asked me to take the camera to the window and shoot the view. then i woke up.

what does my dream mean?

ms. thighs (tehresa), Thursday, 5 November 2009 17:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

My dreams need more talking dogs tbh.

retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Saturday, 7 November 2009 11:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

tbh the request for tacos was more telepathic than verbal.

tehresa, Sunday, 8 November 2009 03:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

a dream i was a passenger on an airplane that was flying over and under powerlines and between buildings and stuff before landing. flying very dangerously. the pilot thought it was fun.

harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

ever dream this man?

luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 18:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 18:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

u will

luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 18:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i watched an old commercial where henry winkler ate folgers crystals with a spoon and said it kept up his erection. what does my dream mean?

r.k. the price fighter (jergins), Friday, 13 November 2009 06:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

u need to get laid

tehresa, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

coffee is good for u lots of antioxidents

kristen, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i watched an old commercial where henry winkler ate folgers crystals with a spoon and said it kept up his erection. what does my dream mean?

the administration has authorized a covert war in iran probably

Lamp, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

i had a dream that i was at some kind of work/schoolish place and there was some secret affair going on and someone was knocked up and i don't remember who... my boss (who was the guy in the affair) asked me to get the code for the treadmill to give to our department (almost like how you need a code for the copier in some offices) and when i was doing that the nurse, whose office housed the treadmill, started giving me some fitness tests. they were impressed with my treadmill skills and she took my blood pressure 3 times and it was really low (i don't know why i remember but it was like 84/39 which would make you dead, right?). what does my dream mean?

tehresa, Monday, 16 November 2009 21:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

had a dream about the supreme court. one of the attorneys cried in her argument and they adjourned to try again tomorrow. the justices were wearing sweatpants and white tshirts under their robes. justice scalia was really unethical because he was working on one of the cases and wouldn't recuse himself.

harbl, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 14:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

i also dreamt the other night that i was at a bar and there was a special event wherein *my landlord* was being given an award for his great writing

harbl, Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

my dead great-grandparents keep visiting me in my dreams, including my dad's dad's mom who would be like 130 years old if still alive. am I gonna die soon?

elegaroo (unregistered), Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

(wait, more like 125 years old. you get the idea though)

elegaroo (unregistered), Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh also I dreamt I went camping with a bunch of burly, bearded men. I was cooking breakfast on a kerosene stove when I accidentally stuck my hand into the open flame. surprisingly it didn't hurt a bit, even when I touched the flame a few more times to test my luck. I called the bearded guys to my side and demonstrated my amazing fire-touching ability. they weren't impressed: all they did was laugh at me. one of the guys pointed out that the temperature of the stove was on low, so the flame wasn't hot enough to burn anyone in the first place. he started mocking me, like, "what, did you think you were a superhero or something?" I was soooooo humiliated!

elegaroo (unregistered), Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i rented a cheap motel room in my home town. the room was full of frogs. what does my dream mean

jergins, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 20:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

were the frogs ribbiting? this is important.

tehresa, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 21:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

To see a hotel in your dream, signifies a new state of mind or a shift in personal identity. You are undergoing some sort of transition and need to move away from your old habits and old way of thinking. You need to temporarily escape from your daily life. Alternatively, the dream may imply a loss in your personal identity.

To see a frog in your dream, represents a potential for change or something unexpected. The frog may be a prince in disguise and thus, signify transformation. Alternatively, the frog symbolizes uncleanness, fertility, or rebirth.

To hear the sounds of a frog in your dream, indicates that you have not accomplished what you wanted.

it is clear that your travels are causing you to re-evaluate your self. you are in unfamiliar places that make you question your self, your goals, your purpose, identity, place, etc. the fact that the cheap motel was from home is maybe clinging to some sense of security, but the frogs compel you to continue on this path of discovery and renewal.

tehresa, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 21:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

ty
(they were silent)

jergins, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 21:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

maybe u just need a shower, i dunno.

tehresa, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 21:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

i hate when my travels cause me to re-evaluate my self!

harbl, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 21:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

i think it's the nature of traveling! maybe you should not travel.

tehresa, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 21:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt yesterday morning that a large black dog was at my bedside. it was really hyper and wanted to play and i was annoyed. i was trying to figure out how it got into my apartment and i found that my door was falling off its hinges. the door was also soft. i made the dog go out and tried to fix it but two more dogs came in! they were all coming from my upstairs neighbor's apartment. i told him it was his responsibility to fix it because his dogs were coming into my apartment, so he tried to help me, but i was holding the door awkwardly, making it impossible for him. i was holding it that way because i was naked and didn't want him to find out.

i also dreamt that i bought an iphone but they gave me a blackberry and i didn't realize until i got home. at that point i was like oh who cares, same thing, so i used it even before i had a plan! i was using the internet everywhere i went. but i didn't really like having it because i wanted to stop using the internet in public.

harbl, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 21:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt that i was in a giant house in like poland or some weird european country, drinking with some friends from high school. then my old roommate came and we were talking about going somewhere but then jergins showed up! and he had this crazy jimmy levine hair but thinner and i said 'you don't look as tan as your blog led me to believe after all that time in fiji!' and then we decided to go somewhere and i found a bike but it was kind of broken down and this other tall guy joined us as we went shopping for disguises and got these hilarious giant plaid wool coats and a bunch of trinkets and a pizza at a shop and they gave us a big discount. then we all met up with my little sister to go to san tropez but then some girl said 'hey that's my mom's bike' so jergins and i had to go take the bike from inside and give it to her and then find the other bike i'd found that was kind of shitty and put it in storage and then we embarked on our journey, which involved hookers running up to the truck we were in (lol!) as we drove up a big hilly onramp and then i woke up.

apparently interpreting jergins' dreams puts him in my dream but i don't know about the rest of it.

tehresa, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was playing soccer and i full-on kicked my wife irl

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha yeah i think the wool coats part was because it was cold in my room.

tehresa, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

I never remember my dreams - what does this mean?

what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 11 December 2009 06:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

you are going to die.

tehresa, Friday, 11 December 2009 06:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

:(

what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 11 December 2009 06:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

don't blame me, it's that finicky freud :(

tehresa, Friday, 11 December 2009 06:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

in 70 years u forgot to say

jory, Friday, 11 December 2009 06:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

"forgot"

tehresa, Friday, 11 December 2009 07:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

I freamt that a middle-aged Mary Bell moved next door to me. she was required by law to reveal her identity to her neighbors, which she did by showing up at my door with a packet of newspaper clippings detailing her crimes. her new name was Marilyn, and she invited me to a bbq, provided that I didn't bring any kids along. I declined.

rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Thursday, 17 December 2009 03:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was going back to school to retake all the computer sciences (i only took computer science I irl and hated it). i was learning java. i felt like i forgot how to read just before the class started.

welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Sunday, 20 December 2009 14:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

i also dreamt i was at a bar owned by danish ppl and their beer taps weren't working so i had to have something else and i asked the guy do you guys have rum and he got really angry and said NO so i said what else do you have and the danish lady said here, try this. it was some alcohol made of butter (those crazy danes!). it was also 13% abv but she said i had to drink the entire bottle so i did.

welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Sunday, 20 December 2009 14:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

and i dreamt i was going to get a phd in something. not french but something similar.

welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Sunday, 20 December 2009 14:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

gross
xpost

tehresa, Sunday, 20 December 2009 18:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was walking by some houses and al franken was on his front lawn playing badminton with his family. he had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and was wearing a bathrobe. i said "hey senator al franken" and waved and he waved back at me.

welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Saturday, 26 December 2009 15:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

not just a cigarette, according to Freud.

rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Saturday, 26 December 2009 23:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

that makes a lot of sense, unregistered

welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 05:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed i was on a quick connecting flight from atlanta to greenville and it was this super fancy luxury plane, but the pilot kept circling or taking off and then landing again. finally, he tried to take off from a highway onramp and ended up nose-diving into the water. we were ok, and i kept trying to dive down to save belongings from sinking, especially my computer and something that was my sister's that i can't remember now. i was afraid if someone else stole my computer they would find something i was trying to hide? it was weird.

tehresa, Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

sounds like my plane dream kinda

welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

also i saw jaq and mr. jaq at the airport! i think they were on my plane, too. but not after the crash.

tehresa, Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was pregnant...with kittens

harbl, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 00:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

it means you should consider a cat.

tehresa, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 00:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

What does it mean when my family and I are hanging out with Vladimir Putin at a bookstore with 5 foot high ceilings, and my brother keeps covering all the books on Marxism so that he won't get upset?

EDB, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 03:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

it means trouble ime

harbl, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 03:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

it means capitalism has won and also there were gloryholes in that bookstore, u missed em

молодых нижн&#, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 03:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i had four dogs and a baby goat in my apartment what does it mean

♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

It means you are ready to start a family. Good luck.

Dr. Freud :-)

Dr. Freud, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt my grandma gave me a teddy bear molded from gold chain mail

harbl, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can double the number of weird dreams you remember by setting 2 alarms, one 90 minutes before you wake up, one to wake up for good. i made this up myself but i am sure it is confirmed by science. it is also easier to wake up at your intended time because it will be the end of a sleep cycle imho

harbl, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

i think that's probably true bc i hit snooze a lot and i tend to remember the stuff right before i get up most.

tehresa, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 04:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

not quite the same but...

i have had 3 dreams about the stray cat that my mom adopted that is now missing. in one of them his ear fell off! in last night's, he came home and we fed him and it was <3. i think he is gone forever after he got sonned in a turf beef w/ another cat :(

tehresa, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 04:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

It means you are ready to start a family. Good luck.

Dr. Freud :-)

― Dr. Freud, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 5:52 PM

no.

♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 06:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

it means you are ready to bite dr. freud and also butt him in the groin :-)

estela, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 06:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Please don't do that to him!

Dr. Freud, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 11:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

i had lots of little dream vignettes last night.
one included being pregnant!
one included dudes playing golf!
i can't remember the rest now.

tehresa, Monday, 1 February 2010 21:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I was stationed on a battleship on the open sea. as the crew stood on deck, the wise old ship's captain pointed out a sloooow-moving tidal wave on the horizon & said that as soon as it arrived, it'd rip our boat to pieces and we'd all drown. then he said something like, "look on the bright side: our enemies are stationed on the opposite side of this ship, and when we drown, they drown." I and the rest of the crew were like, "...!" (puzzled horror), but the cap'n seemed calm and even a little jovial. luckily the dream ended before the inevitable happened.

'I Was Bees,' Says Hiker Stung 300 Times (unregistered), Monday, 8 February 2010 04:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

lately (ok, the past year, really) half of my dreams have been about death. I hope there isn't anything prophetic going on here :-/

'I Was Bees,' Says Hiker Stung 300 Times (unregistered), Monday, 8 February 2010 04:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt someone called and left a message for me saying they wanted to offer me a job in minnesota (it was a written message and it said MN). when i returned the call it turned out there was a mistake and the job was in wisconsin so i turned it down. i think it means that in my dreams wisconsin and minnesota are really different.

harbl, Friday, 12 February 2010 21:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

your dream means that you are the opposite of me because i keep confusing the two (lolmidwest).
ok i know the difference, i just keep thinking iiiijjjj lives in mn not wi.

DJ NAIR (tehresa), Friday, 12 February 2010 22:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I went to the mall to rent a tuxedo. as I walked by an Italian food kiosk, a short guy in a toque, red-and-white checkered apron, and handlebar mustache approached me & asked if I wanted a free sample of pasagna. "what's pasagna?" I asked. he said it was a brand new combination of pasta and lasagna*. I said yes I would be honored to try your pasagna, but first I have to rent a tux for my sister's wedding. but by the time I got back from the tux shop, the pasagna kiosk was closed & I cursed my rotten luck.

*okay, I know all u pedants are itching to point out how redundant & illogical this is. but this is MY dream so shush.

'I Was Bees,' Says Hiker Stung 300 Times (unregistered), Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

pasagna: the next pizzone

harbl, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

pizzagna is a thing, did you know that?

'I Was Bees,' Says Hiker Stung 300 Times (unregistered), Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

sounds like something ppl would eat in ohio

harbl, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

Would eat tbh

Möbius dick (╓abies), Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

ohioans are the most disgusting etc.

ravioli lasagna is one of the yummiest Italian meals I've had, but I am a disgusting ¼ Italian New Englander, so don't trust my judgment.

'I Was Bees,' Says Hiker Stung 300 Times (unregistered), Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

pizzagna looks too much like pizzagina thanks ilx and wallogina for turning everything into something awful :(

DJ NAIR (tehresa), Sunday, 14 February 2010 03:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh who am i kidding pizzagna is probably awful anyway

DJ NAIR (tehresa), Sunday, 14 February 2010 03:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt that there was a college reunion and i was excited (dunno why, hated college) and showed up and everyone was mean and no one wanted me to go and instead i was watching some page about the reunion get updated online while everyone else enjoyed themselves but all the updates were making fun of me :(

tehresa, Monday, 15 February 2010 20:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

you feel conflicted because your social life is increasingly dependent upon telecommunications media (smoke signals, telegraph, internet, etc.). on the one hand, the constant mediation buffers you from the meanness and pettiness of the real world ― noone can punch you or spit on you over the phone, amirite? but on the other hand you're always one step removed from direct experience ― you can't feel the pleasant spring rain on your face because the internet is feeling it for you in a drizzle of ones and zeroes. you're excited about facing pleasure directly but afraid to face pain directly. in the end, the healthiest choice is to put yourself in the middle of the action ― good or bad ― and work out each issue as it comes. unplug your router, go to that college reunion, and show those jerks how to have a good time!

also you are deeply distraught by the disappearance of peepoop patel.

broa super (unregistered), Monday, 15 February 2010 21:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

RIP

tehresa, Monday, 15 February 2010 21:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I know

broa super (unregistered), Monday, 15 February 2010 21:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed i was at my grandmothers house having a sleepover with my friends and my grandmother was gone and someone knocked on the door and a pretty asian girl was there and she waved and her hand turned into an axe and she started chopping up the door then my friends mother was there and she ate me

Kaitie, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

::burps::

ere, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 22:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

spent a long time after i woke up reassuring myself that i did not have electronic debit set up to make a $1000 loan payment

this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Sunday, 21 February 2010 16:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

I dreamed I cut off the left hands of Wanda Jackson and Guy Clark. What I did with their bodies I don't know. Fuzzy details, as usual, recall passively pulling Guy's out of the waste basket and comparing his mitt to mine.

Hmm.

i wrote a poem...IN A GROVE (╓abies), Sunday, 28 February 2010 03:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that my fiance and I were riding in the car in someone started shooting at him what does this dream mean?

N. Swain, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 00:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

ur gonna marry 2pac in heaven

harbl, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 00:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamed that my office was hit by a tornado what does my dream mean

johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

u are worried abt developing type 2 diabetes. try cutting refined sugars out of your diet

(Head) (Lamp), Thursday, 4 March 2010 05:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

dreamed about running in my hometown. it was really hard. i have dreamed about running on that street before, but always going in the opposite direction. what does my dream mean?

tehresa, Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

i don't know!

dreamt that a man was being executed by having a mine strapped to him and detonated. This was happening in Cuba. What this means, i suspect: remembering case of anti-treaty prisoners being executed in this fashion in the Irish Civil War + reading in El País about Cuban hunger strikers. Was a really horrible dream :(

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 10 April 2010 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

Also I was running in short shorts in the dream which is lol bc I would nevvvver do that!

tehresa, Saturday, 10 April 2010 19:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt I was a grizzly bear. my doggy friend had been drafted into the army, so I boarded a passenger train to set out and rescue him. as the train chugged across the plains, I spotted a column of doggy soldiers doing drills in the distance. I begged the engineer to stop the train, but he just ignored me. so I located the train's thermostat and turned the temperature up as high as it would go. pretty soon the train stopped and all the passengers rushed out to escape the heat. I rushed out behind them and (long story short) forcefully freed my friend from the clutches of the doggy army.

broa super (unregistered), Sunday, 11 April 2010 17:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

dreamt i got bbq sauce on my sweater what does it mean

est 2010 (rahni), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

i dreamed i was an awesome swimmer
i also took a bag that was on my floor and moved it to my bed while i was sleeping. wtf?

harbl, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

i also had a dream that a girl called another girl a "sans-culottes"

harbl, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

she a ho!

tehresa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 00:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

i had started to read this thread all over again but it's way too long. i had some great dreams! i like unregistered's, especially this one:

I had a pedicure. The toenail polish was so heavy I could barely walk out of the shop. Was too embarrassed to ask for my money back.

― what are black holes made of (unregistered), Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:53 PM (1 year ago)

harbl, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 14:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS CONFUSING FREAM

156, Friday, 18 June 2010 05:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

I haven't had enough cute pedicure dreams lately. this one's kinda cute though:

I dreamt I was one of the judges at a dog show. all the poodles danced and pranced and somersaulted like it was the Cirque du Soleil, so I gave them all a 10 out of 10. all the other dogs foamed at the mouth and ran howling out of the ring, so I gave them all a 0 out of 10. just as we were about to announce the winner(s), the referee stepped up and announced that I showed traces of poodle DNA. he removed me from the bench due to conflict of interest. in the end, some lumbering Newfie won the competition, fuck.

if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Thursday, 24 June 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol!

I watched The Hurt Locker before bed on Tues and dreamed that I was in Germany when war broke out. Instead of going to the airport to catch my flight back home to the US, I was trying to hide from sniper's bullets in a flimsy house, so I got into the bathtub and kept my head down. Eventually fell asleep on bathroom floor, worrying about missing my flight.

Was woken up by two real-life friends who despite not being warlike or survivalist AT ALL were able to safely reach my house to ask why I hadn't gone to the airport. BOY did I feel silly to be caught hiding in the bath! I mean we've all been there, right?

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Thursday, 24 June 2010 17:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

I took my parents to this diner in Watts that I like and they were really insulting and racist about it.

Kiitën (admrl), Thursday, 24 June 2010 17:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha Laurel, it took me a few seconds to realize that you didn't sleepwalk and crawl into the bath irl while dreaming about dodging bullets, only to be discovered there irl by your confused friends. now that would really be an appropriate time to feel silly.

if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Thursday, 24 June 2010 18:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh, apparently I sleepwalk too. A few months ago, I opened a sliding glass door and went out onto a 6th floor roof deck in my sleep, in bare feet and nightgown (luckily), and then went back to bed. The only evidence of my perambulation was a slightly open sliding door and some asphalt dust on my feet. Very weird in the morning when someone else says, "HEY, who left the door open IN MARCH??"

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Thursday, 24 June 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt my uncle was in charge of hiring someone for a job and he wanted me to fax his written decision to other people. it turned out he was hiring me! i promised not to read it but i could see through the cover sheet. the writing referred to "the queen" but i knew they meant me.

Hans-Jörg Butt (harbl), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

the writing referred to "the queen" but i knew they meant me.

:D love this line

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

i dreamt i was outside with my sister late at night in front of my parents' house and a guy was walking by. he started to walk up the driveway because he wanted to commit armed robbery against someone, either me or someone else. i told him he had to leave the property. he began to retreat but as he did he shot at me 5 times. somehow i knew none of the shots would hit me so i was just like "meh." i didn't call the police. the next day i was sitting in a room with some people, possibly at a school where the other people were students. i was reading an old newspaper. i saw an article with a large picture of the guy. i then looked up and he was sitting on a chair nearby, minding his own business. i said "HEY! IT'S YOU!!!" and he kind of shrugged. i told him i didn't believe in calling the police so i wasn't going to get him in trouble but i said it wasn't right to come onto someone's property and shoot at them, and he should consider not doing things like that anymore because other people might have guns and shoot him back.

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Thursday, 1 July 2010 12:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS CONFUSING FREAM

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Thursday, 1 July 2010 12:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

you want someone to give you an erotic massage, but you're unsure whether it should be in the traditional style or "siam" style.

Tuomas, Friday, 2 July 2010 10:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

I went out back to this trash compactor. I had a big mail bin. I pulled a lever and held the bin beneath the trash compactor. A bunch of mail and post cards came raining down into the bin. I went through the bin and some of the envelopes were sticky but there were 4 or 5 that were pretty thick and one post card that was cool so I snatched it. The thick letters were from 6 or 7 years ago, from my friend Scot to his mom who lived in Miami (IRL she died when he was 10). I opened one of the letters and it was like a little diary he kept for her to let her know how he was doing. I felt bad about opening that one and decided to mail them all back to him, but I couldn't remember where he lived.

peacocks, Friday, 2 July 2010 18:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

I wish I had the self-control not to do this, but...

some of the ********s were sticky but there were 4 or 5 that were pretty thick and one p*** c*** that was cool so I snatched it

if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Friday, 2 July 2010 18:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

poignant dream though. maybe you're curious about the inner life of people who've been through tragedy because you'd like to learn how to cope with traumatic events in your own life. but you feel that it's improper and a little exploitative to seek out and study their feelings of loss for your own personal gain, so that's why you mailed the letter back to him.

if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Friday, 2 July 2010 18:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

hmmmm... good insight! perhaps!

peacocks, Friday, 2 July 2010 19:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

ASK DOCTOR FREUD HAS HAD A BRAEKTHROUGH

johnny crunch, Friday, 2 July 2010 23:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

dreamt

  • i was about to start school. all classes took place at a dinner table! with food! boring american food. i forgot to get one of my books, though. i had to go around the corner to get it at the bookstore. the professor had written the book. the course was economics. it seemed he was making his own illegal copies but his copy machine was like some kind of stove. turned out he was teaching some kind of right-wing dumb economics so i dropped the class after i looked at the book.
  • at the class/dinner table a girl had ordered whiskey. it came in a snapple bottle. i asked for some and implied she wouldn't be drinking all of that and she became irate
  • i had written and published an article about economics & homelessness
  • i gave legal advice to a domestic violence victim and omar little was there. he had an afro with syringes sticking out of it. i hugged him.

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Saturday, 10 July 2010 12:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

* You have a secret crush on someone much older.
* You're bicurious but are hesitant to act on it.
* You wish you could organize your everyday life better.
* You need a hug.

Tuomas, Monday, 12 July 2010 12:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^ board descriptions for ILTMI, 77, ILE, ILM

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

I dreamt I found a chintzy plastic Spongebob doll in the toy aisle at Walmart. when I pressed a button on his belly, he said "fuck veterans" in a German accent and not very spongey voice. I ended up buying three of the dolls because I thought they'd be worth something someday.

nonviolent j (unregistered), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

look under your bed. the money you left there is gone. you will know in your heart of hearts who took it.

plax (ico), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg

no

nonviolent j (unregistered), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 23:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

please tell me this is a dream

nonviolent j (unregistered), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 23:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

i dreamed i was dating james franco and mandee just could not believe it. what what does my dream mean?

tehresa, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 02:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

-extremely smart guy from highschool keeps ignoring me when I go to say hi and ask him a question
-I'm back at college and I go to the wrong class and make a scene (also random moment involving battletoads video game cartridge)
- go off and find my correct class: "Folk Festival". Cool class that's outdoors
- next class has slanted floor and my desk keeps sliding down. plus the classwork makes no sense. I have trouble carrying all the coursework I receive

Dream #2
-my dorm bedroom is redecorated by my last roommate and his girlfriend. it looks pretty cool even though it was totally unexpected
-I wake up in my dorm bed somewhere outside on campus. I walk with the covers tucked in and the bed on my back all the way back to my dorm room. even though I'm quite embarassed. I act confident and meet some girls and they show up later and one of them asks me out (I say yes)
-if I remember correctly, my dorm room is empty and I take my bed, still on my back, and go find my roommate in a parking garage (another floor of the dorm) and he has all my stuff packed up in the back of his back truck-camper hybrid vehicle. I get in the camper part and I guess I no longer have a bed on my back but I'm still tied up in the sheets. along the carride I talk to chicks in the camper area (the one's I met earlier are there too). I slide around the edges of the camper since the tightly wound bedsheets don't allow me to hold on to anything. A girl asks me out patially because I'm funny when I pretend to bowl all the girls over with my friend cheering me on (somehow he's riding in the back now)
-we get to a new place to live. All my stuff is dumped out on the city sidewalk. I leave it there and follow my roommate to our new place so I know where it is and I can get out of the bedsheets and put on some clothes other than my boxers and night tee. The new place is like a tiny apartment with a gift of peanuts on the ground and other crappy welcoming gifts like gum...
-I go back and get my luggage. it has been messed with by street folk. it's evening time
-while I'm putting my luggage back together I join a game of hacky sack. I was trying to get on the good side of all the street folk so that I could get any stolen luggage back - I kick the hacky sack in the gutter (I'm rusty) but offer the dude one of my many hackysacks and we are cool with that
-I think - might have got my luggage back to my new place (no longer an important plotline). anyhow I'm back on the streets and I go to shirley's tiny bar (in which street kids are trying to get me to go) and I think I but one of the cheaply advertised beers. I join a poker game that has really weird rules and I lose my first hand. I never get around to paying for my beer/poker-hand but it doesn't seem to matter because shirley and the sketchy patrons have bigger things going on (patrons are making drug deals etc.)
-I get gum stuck in my mouth and no matter how much I pull out it won't go away. It becomes a pitiful spectacle and I pump chumps driving around in gocarts for change at the city corner. I get a dollar which I remember to keep for when I go back and pay my tab. meanwhile I have become one of the streetpeople and one street pal even helps me pull gum out of my mouth. It stretches a few yards away before it snaps out of my mouth. (I step in gum and the puller accidentally gets some of it in his mouth at one point). I feel like I almost got all the gum out after a really long time spent snapping pieces out - mostly me doing all the pulling

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 19:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

<typos due to me typing on my phone while lying in bed>

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 19:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

i dreamt that all my skin imperfections turned into a small white specs of liquid, like tipp-ex and i wiped them away and i was perfect

plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 16:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

oh god, I had a Miss Buxley dream last night.

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 13:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

she (dreamland Miss Buxley) wasn't cartoonized & didn't even look like the comic strip character, but I knew who she was. I was working as an intern in a military office, and she handed me a stack of papers, telling me to deliver them to the general.

I wandered the hallways in search of the general, but I got lost and ended up returning to Miss Buxley's office. except it wasn't an office anymore: it was a WAR ROOM. there was a war map on the wall with pins stuck in it. one of the pins was flashing red and white like an ambulance beacon, and a few seconds later all the pins around it were flashing too. this meant war!

somehow it was all my fault.

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 13:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I've had a few of dreams lately where I'm at the far end of a loooooong parking lot and I'm walking toward a mall or stadium or restaurant or whatever. there are lots of empty parking spaces closer to the building, which is convenient because in my dream world it's customary for people to leave their car doors unlocked and their keys out in the open so that friendly strangers can borrow their vehicles while they're out shopping. it's a very safe and trusting dream world, I guess. all I have to do is hop in a car, drive it to a better space, and go on my way. what does this mean?

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Friday, 25 February 2011 22:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

i guess we need to get to the bottom of why you have trusting people in your dream world and everything's safe

U2 the musical by Spiderman (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 20 March 2011 22:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

i dreamt that my friend's cat, which is at least 12 years old now and firmly in the cranky old cat stage of its life, suddenly got really excitable around me and started leaping over my head repeatedly. which i think is physically impossible even for a cat. what does my dream mean?

ciderpress, Thursday, 7 April 2011 15:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

I dreamt that I had somehow got on a professional baseball team and hit a single. But when I was on first base the opposing team's coach unfairly made me forfeit my single because I wasn't wearing any shoes. And he got his way because he's a coach and I'm just a random dude that somehow got to swing the first bat of the game. Anyways, I was really pissed off.

(this is my dream diary, I don't really want my dream interpreted)

but I want a bongo drum (CaptainLorax), Friday, 29 April 2011 17:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

ciderpress, you are the cat. you might be getting old but you know in your heart that you aren't too old to be excitable and jump around

but I want a bongo drum (CaptainLorax), Friday, 29 April 2011 17:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

I dreamed captainlorax started the 2011 ilx poetry tourney. then I woke up.

don't judge a book by its jpg (Edward III), Friday, 29 April 2011 17:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

I dreamt that I was watching a music video by some girl singer with a celebrity father. Willow Smith? Hailie Mathers? Sonic Youth's daughter? whoever it was, the song was titled "My Dad's a Turd" and the chorus was just a girl joyously shout-singing, "my dad's a turd!" over and over while a cartoon seagull slid down a series of diagonally-placed party hats onscreen. here's a sketch of it:

I don't really want to know what this means.

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

haha

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

some people come up with musical masterpieces in their sleep. I come up with "My Dad's a Turd." maybe I should pitch it to Ark Music Factory.

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

I dreamt that I was watching Lemmy from Motorhead eating beans on toast. Except instead of the slices of toast being positioned on the plate next to each other, he put the first slice on the plate, covered it in beans, then put the second slice on top of that, then covered it in the remaining beans.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Sunday, 29 May 2011 08:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

it is your subconscious trying to warn you that space is dark, it's so endless, when you're lost it's so relentless.

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Monday, 30 May 2011 13:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

'In Search of Space Beans'

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 07:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

Töasterhead

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 07:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

black metal churchburner Varg Vikernes appearwed to me in a dream! I was walking around Swanzey Lake with a bunch of my dream friends when Varg crossed our path. he looked a lot like this (# GIS result):

but he wasn't smiling & he was wearing a long, white Polyphonic Spree robe. I asked one of my friends if it was really Varg and they said yeah, and I spent a long time debating whether to report the Varg sighting to the police. I decided not to do anything about it though.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Monday, 4 July 2011 13:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

I dreamt that I was at my parent's house, and I found my mother's old 1960's Dansette record player. On the platter was a slightly warped (both physically and in musical content) GG Allin single called 'The Biggest Insult in the World' (which doesn't actually exist).

PoMo with a shotgun (snoball), Thursday, 29 September 2011 07:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

I dreamt I was dating a possessed girl. she was really sweet, but every minute or so a demon would enter her body & her eyes would cloud over & she'd give me a really evil stare. it only lasted for a few seconds at a time, but it was really freaky, and sometimes when she was possessed she would make jerky hand movements and growl something cryptic (but not necessarily evil) like, "we're waiting for the doctor." I met her family at a dinner party, and they were really embarrassed whenever she got possessed. and one time when we were in class together, one student was bullying a gay kid, and when my girlfriend went into one of her fits, she glared at the bully and was like, "cut it out with the homophobia." I guess her demon wasn't so evil after all, but it still creeped me out.

cher's missing (unregistered), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

I also had a dream that I wrote down a detailed summary of the demon dream in my dream log. I don't even keep a dream log.

cher's missing (unregistered), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

I've had a few other dreams about writing in a dream log. it seems like half of my dreams these days are meta.

cher's missing (unregistered), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

ha

jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

harbl said something about meta dreams upthread, so I guess I'm not the only one. the demon dream was even more complicated because in one version of the dream, everything was happening in real life, and in another version, I was an actor in a youtube tv series about a guy with a haunted girlfriend. it seems like even my subconscious is tainted by our hypermediated society. pretty soon all of my dreams will be about posting to Ask Dr. Freud.

cher's missing (unregistered), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:21 (2 years ago) Permalink


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