What do you think of MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's first single?

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Am I a rockist if I say this is one of the worst things I've ever heard?

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thirdalternative, Monday, 6 August 2012 21:37 (9 months ago) Permalink

people listen to these things exclusively for the opportunity to say that, don't they?

Diary of a Whiney Kid: Dog Days (some dude), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:26 (9 months ago) Permalink

pretty much

Shrimpface Killah (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:42 (9 months ago) Permalink

I've just finished listening to this entire album, and you've really got to hear it. It's pure outsider art - fucking brilliant. Makes Peaches and Le Tigre sound like Taylor Swift. Seriously, here's the Spotify link, judge for yourself. I haven't heard anything this alienating in years - the Autotune abuse is so over the top and jarring, the lyrics are so disconnected and seemingly random, there's no way this happened by accident. This girl (because I think she produced this herself, I can't find credits anywhere) is some kind of insane genius.

誤訳侮辱, Sunday, 19 August 2012 01:34 (9 months ago) Permalink

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 19 August 2012 01:47 (9 months ago) Permalink

Debra_Bags

some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 01:53 (9 months ago) Permalink

scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:02 (9 months ago) Permalink

i gotta admit just when i thought i'd heard everything...

scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:06 (9 months ago) Permalink

I'm telling you, she's some kind of genius outsider artist. I want to review this album for The Wire.

誤訳侮辱, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:19 (9 months ago) Permalink

i do like that its so short.

scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:22 (9 months ago) Permalink

i'm always hoping people go back to the 2 minute single. and definitely in her case. it makes the dementia more concise and easier to focus on.

scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:23 (9 months ago) Permalink

wow this is genuinely incredible

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:24 (9 months ago) Permalink

Did she just leave autotune on its default setting or something?

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:25 (9 months ago) Permalink

the autotune is really the least weird thing about it, lots of people have made more raw/amateurish use of it the last of people. the words and the random meter are just bizarre.

some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:26 (9 months ago) Permalink

er "the last few years"

some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:26 (9 months ago) Permalink

i pretty much wrote a farrah lyric by accident for a second there

some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:27 (9 months ago) Permalink

super interesting thing about it is that it really is an audible lesson in what autotune can't fix. compare this to the flavor flav single from a few years back. flav can't sing for shit, but he has the basic idea down - he just has bad pitch. he sings the song, they autotune the shit out of it, now when he sings "deeeeep" it sounds like a robot hitting the note. on this, her leaps are so far from the actual melody that AT or melodyne just corrects to something near it, and it's still audibly wrong. then they build the track around that, it sounds like. this is less outsider than...like those sound-library discs collectors get obsessed with?

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:28 (9 months ago) Permalink

oops here

scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:30 (9 months ago) Permalink

You guys haven't even seen the video! She and her daughter visit the father's grave (if you're not a Teen Mom viewer, you should know that Farrah's kid's father is dead):

The whole song repeats twice - it's like the Residents' "Commercial Album" principle applied without a wink.

誤訳侮辱, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:32 (9 months ago) Permalink

that one almost sounds like xiu xiu xp

half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:34 (9 months ago) Permalink

a friend's girlfriend works as a producer on Teen Mom, really need to talk to them about this next time i see them

some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:35 (9 months ago) Permalink

love how that song ends with the phrase "this is the best i can do," delivered with an autotuned shrug

some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:39 (9 months ago) Permalink

not having seen the show & having only these to go on I gotta say there's something in the earnestness of her delivery and the unrevised bluntness of the lines that's kind of moving in the way some GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ABOUT THE WORLD hardcore used to be, these lyrics that'd be like THERE HAS TO BE! A BETTER WAY!

at any rate enjoy it while you can, by this time next week you will be as sick of this as you got of Rebecca Black

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:44 (9 months ago) Permalink

the header of her official website is "Your go to public figure..."

some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:45 (9 months ago) Permalink

at any rate enjoy it while you can, by this time next week you will be as sick of this as you got of Rebecca Black

I'll have moved on to something else for sure, but this is a completely different kind of kick for me. Rebecca Black (who I never got even momentarily interested in) was a girl trying to make pop music and mostly failing; this is something else. I'm genuinely unsure whether this girl thinks she's making pop records which could be hits, or whether she's making some kind of bizarro confessional art-song. To tie it into something Scott said on Facebook, I feel like Editions Mego should license this album and put it out with cover art designed by Stephen O'Malley and see what happens.

誤訳侮辱, Sunday, 19 August 2012 02:47 (9 months ago) Permalink

yeah i mean the album is a soundtrack to her book right? i kinda wonder if she has any misguided pop ambitions or just threw it together as part of her media platform

some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:00 (9 months ago) Permalink

yeah it's different & more fun for sure but online it will play out the same way, with 10 million people saying THIS SUCKS in as many "clever" ways as they can xp

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:03 (9 months ago) Permalink

wow she's like the lucia pamela of the autotune generation. tracks need more cowbell tho

cock chirea, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:24 (9 months ago) Permalink

This is fucking wild. I am in awe.

Everything You Like Sucks, Sunday, 19 August 2012 06:40 (9 months ago) Permalink

I would probably have believed it if someone told me 'Finally Getting Up...' was the new Crystal Castles single tbh.

pandemic, Sunday, 19 August 2012 11:26 (9 months ago) Permalink

This is amazing. Reminds me a lot of the Russian Youtube-hit singer Anzhela London. Same blend of twisted-commercial-pop elements and outsider art.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Sunday, 19 August 2012 11:34 (9 months ago) Permalink

The album is quite remarkable. As mentioned upthread, it really doesn't sound like it ended up being weird, abrasive and disjointed accidentally. Appalling music can certainly take on a strange avant-garde quality without meaning to but this sounds more deliberate and focused somehow.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Sunday, 19 August 2012 11:57 (9 months ago) Permalink

that one almost sounds like xiu xiu xp

― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Sunday, August 19, 2012 2:34 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^

it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:00 (9 months ago) Permalink

like by the law of averages there are probably gonna be ppl that look at this thread w/o listening to the songs and think that this is just a bunch of music nerds hi-fiving over fucking Residents references or whatever, but... this is really... something

it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:04 (9 months ago) Permalink

haha pandemic OTM, this is super reminiscent of Crystal Castles to me

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:32 (9 months ago) Permalink

i'm really into it. the whole album. it's like if supposed former infatuation junkie era alanis made an edm record.

hamlisch kilgour (get bent), Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:36 (9 months ago) Permalink

just otm-ing everyone at this point but the song is almost avant garde, pretend it came out of brooklyn with some blog buzz anda nice visual aesthetic and sky's the limit.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:49 (9 months ago) Permalink

there's no musical throughline to her melodies, it's just diary entries sung at random pitches.

hamlisch kilgour (get bent), Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:50 (9 months ago) Permalink

yeah, this stuff is pretty rad. one of her songs was making the rounds on my Facebook feed for the LOLZ a few days ago and i ended up listening to it probably 8 times in a row.

circa1916, Sunday, 19 August 2012 23:04 (9 months ago) Permalink

Damn,....

I cannot fucking believe I'm saying this but

Is this on itunes?

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 20 August 2012 00:01 (9 months ago) Permalink

xiu xiu is a surprisingly apt comparison. mindfuck.

jed_, Monday, 20 August 2012 00:08 (9 months ago) Permalink

I seriously can't believe this is related to an MTV reality star, like I feel we're going to find out this is actually Har Mar Superstar with a pitchshifter

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 03:38 (9 months ago) Permalink

this girl's persona on the show is completely tragic btw. a lot of legitimately bad things have happened to her (boyfriend dying, her mom is abusive iirc) but she's also kind of awful. her speaking voice is one of the least appealing sounds.

horseshoe, Monday, 20 August 2012 03:40 (9 months ago) Permalink

oh I got the speaking voice thing from her Youtube cooking show, which was really the end of the world

this album is weirdly compelling though

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 03:42 (9 months ago) Permalink

like "Liar Liar" is genuinely amazing

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 03:45 (9 months ago) Permalink

I think Romney blasts this on his tour bus, since it's sadface android music

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 03:49 (9 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I wrote about her for the sci-fi website io9.

誤訳侮辱, Monday, 3 September 2012 21:59 (8 months ago) Permalink

you guys

this may be my favorite release of 2012

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:20 (8 months ago) Permalink

like wtf is going on in "Caught In The Act"

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:21 (8 months ago) Permalink

a friend's girlfriend works as a producer on Teen Mom, really need to talk to them about this next time i see them

― some dude, Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:35 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

lol i called him about this and he was like "oh yeah, we know. we heard early versions of it"

some dude, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:22 (8 months ago) Permalink

haha I can't imagine that blase of a reaction to this

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:25 (8 months ago) Permalink

no it was more of an "I KNOW, shit is crazy huh"

some dude, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:29 (8 months ago) Permalink

haha even better!

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:29 (8 months ago) Permalink

i am taken with the fact that this is the soundtrack to an autobiography. are you meant to listen while reading?

"searching for closure">>>>>>>

lex pretend, Thursday, 6 September 2012 11:27 (8 months ago) Permalink

and yes, easily the oddest music i have heard in a while

lex pretend, Thursday, 6 September 2012 11:27 (8 months ago) Permalink

FLA
are my initials
appeal to me

lex pretend, Thursday, 6 September 2012 11:31 (8 months ago) Permalink

i'm the push behind the swing
i know everything we ever wanted

lex pretend, Thursday, 6 September 2012 11:47 (8 months ago) Permalink

will always love both this thread and this record for giving us the line "I haven't heard anything this alienating in years" - one of the best, funniest pieces of music criticism ever

we don't wanna miss a THING!!! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 6 September 2012 12:24 (8 months ago) Permalink

like wtf is going on in "Caught In The Act"

man, seriously

I thought people were exaggerating upthread but this is realllllly weird

someone mentioned Crystal Castles, I'm getting like lo-fi house music via noise artist vibes. like it kind of sounds like Maria Minerva or Grimes. with added bass wobbles.

dmr, Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:54 (8 months ago) Permalink

It's definitely weirdo music but I don't find it especially fascinating.. I wish it was funny-sounding but I'm not laughing. You get the jist of what the entire thing sounds like after 30 seconds, and there's no big surprises after that.

billstevejim, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:12 (8 months ago) Permalink

But just to be sure I should probably download the full album...

billstevejim, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:12 (8 months ago) Permalink

My past first impressions of stuff like this has often been deceiving..

billstevejim, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

Umm... this really is something, huh. Love "Sunshine State".

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:16 (8 months ago) Permalink

I wish it was funny-sounding but I'm not laughing.

I'm not listening to it for laughs. I really find it fascinating. Someone in the io9 comments compared it to Noise, and while I shrugged that off, I did say (and meant) that a Farrah Abraham/Dominick Fernow (of Prurient/Cold Cave) collaboration would be fucking awesome.

誤訳侮辱, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:30 (8 months ago) Permalink

the video w/ her taking her kid to the father's grave kinda underscores how there's some pretty genuine emotion here that i think makes how wrong and strange it sounds more compelling than just a showbiz trainwreck lol

IN REAL LIFE (some dude), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:39 (8 months ago) Permalink

would buy this cd if they had it at the crappy cd store across the street. might look for it. is it on an actual label?

scott seward, Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:36 (8 months ago) Permalink

since it has the same title as the memoir it's pretty hard to tell if it's being sold anywhere besides digital retailers or as a package deal w/ the book.

IN REAL LIFE (some dude), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:41 (8 months ago) Permalink

this is great

sisilafami, Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:44 (8 months ago) Permalink

Digital-only. No physical CDs.

誤訳侮辱, Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:47 (8 months ago) Permalink

want 200 gram virgin vinyl 45 rpm 2XLP. ASAP.

scott seward, Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:21 (8 months ago) Permalink

oh snap, i think im starting to "get it"

billstevejim, Friday, 7 September 2012 07:43 (8 months ago) Permalink

Where can I buy this album? Every search I make leads me to the stupid book.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 September 2012 10:47 (8 months ago) Permalink

Got it!

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 September 2012 10:48 (8 months ago) Permalink

am I right in assuming the songtitles double up as chapter titles in the book

it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Friday, 7 September 2012 11:07 (8 months ago) Permalink

I quite like the ennervated, David Guetta-goes-witch-house vibe, and the vocals are obviously baffling.

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Friday, 7 September 2012 11:33 (8 months ago) Permalink

she totally puts a stake in anything resembling witch house.

scott seward, Friday, 7 September 2012 12:53 (8 months ago) Permalink

RIP witch house.

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Friday, 7 September 2012 12:53 (8 months ago) Permalink

I'm still torn on whether the weirdness is intentional or accidental. From that tweet at the top of the thread obviously her mom thinks it's pop music.

dmr, Friday, 7 September 2012 15:50 (8 months ago) Permalink

DON'T LET IT GET OUT

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Friday, 7 September 2012 15:58 (8 months ago) Permalink

I haven't heard anything this alienating in years

both lol and really true, with the insiderizing of outsider music (ariel pink, jet-setting superstar jandek) this is really striking as outsider stuff that's not easy to subsume into some kind of 'us'.

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 8 September 2012 13:02 (8 months ago) Permalink

I agree this is really great. Sort of the dark avant-garde side of today's pop. When will it be released on CD?

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:04 (8 months ago) Permalink

Don't think there's any great mystery to the vocals, really - isn't she just reading excerpts from her book into Songify?

mike t-diva, Monday, 10 September 2012 14:32 (8 months ago) Permalink

late pass, this is really fucked up

goole, Monday, 10 September 2012 14:42 (8 months ago) Permalink

maybe she's just a really big fan of the last two scott walker albums.

scott seward, Monday, 10 September 2012 14:43 (8 months ago) Permalink

"Phrases are of irregular length, and conform to no pattern."

goole, Monday, 10 September 2012 14:44 (8 months ago) Permalink

"Am I A Rockist?"

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 11:50 (8 months ago) Permalink

the autotune abuse in the track liked to in the opening post reminds me so much of this guy: http://www.myspace.com/4poundzz

Was 4Poundz ever discussed on ILX?

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 12:07 (8 months ago) Permalink

"This Stuff Is Pretty Rad"

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 12:09 (8 months ago) Permalink

"It's Definitely Weirdo Music (Maybe)"

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:18 (8 months ago) Permalink

Goddamn this album is brilliant. This thread and that review linked upthread are the only places on the internet where I've seen people even remotely defend it. People are stupid. This album is unbelievably bizarre and fantastic, and in fact it just might be my favorite album of the year, maybe even the decade! I've never heard ANYTHING like it. Has it gotten any kind of mainstream press? Could all you music journalists please vote for it for Pazz and Jop album of the year so it might get a CD release?

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 01:50 (8 months ago) Permalink

now im imagining a world where records actually get released that way

bugler, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 02:45 (8 months ago) Permalink

i think more realistically we will have to wait 30 years and then light in the attic or whoever will put out a reissue with 30 pages of liner notes and original illustrations

bugler, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 02:47 (8 months ago) Permalink

Wrote about this at the Atlantic: http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/09/the-scary-misunderstood-power-of-a-teen-mom-stars-album/262237/

Still no info I can find on producers, etc., but I can say that the tweet from her mom at the top of the thread is a parody account (that's a mug shot).

cr4bdbgs, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:33 (8 months ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/F1abraham/status/245697800938061824

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:45 (8 months ago) Permalink

Who is that? I'm rockist scum so I don't recognize her.

Everything You Like Sucks, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

i mean...listening to this now and how can "Caught in the Act" *NOT* be bizarre on purpose...like you cannot listen to this and think...Ok this is a normal song.

listen to that wu-tang whistle blowin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:07 (8 months ago) Permalink

That's a really good piece. I wish you had noted that the sarcasm hedge was inserted by io9's editor, who was afraid of commenter backlash, though. Oh, well.

誤訳侮辱, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:11 (8 months ago) Permalink

haha m@tt OTM

"ho hum, sounds just like Lady Gaga *presses skip*"

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:31 (8 months ago) Permalink

great job with the atlantic thing! really good piece. kinda says it all really. and don't worry, phil, history won't forget the trailblazing abrahamic scholars.

scott seward, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:39 (8 months ago) Permalink

Are we positive she didn't secretly collaborate with Aphex Twin? Listen to "On My Own" again and tell me that synth line wouldn't sound right at home on The Richard D. James Album.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:42 (8 months ago) Permalink

some of the praise strikes me as at least a little hyperbolic. this is a strange, awful and oddly beguiling album. it's hard not to be intrigued by the contrast between abraham's weird, broken earnestness and the abrasive sonic textures, but i'm in no rush to announce the genius (not least because i don't know who put it together, how much abraham had to do with the music and editing).

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:50 (8 months ago) Permalink

otoh, no matter who put it together, it's easily one of the most interesting albums i've heard this year

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:51 (8 months ago) Permalink

Sorry, I didn't realize that the sarcasm line was inserted by the editor. (That really sucks! But then I wasn't "allowed" to give a Paris Hilton song 4/5 stars back in the day, either.)

cr4bdbgs, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 21:59 (8 months ago) Permalink

Eryn Woods is the woman in the picture: http://www.erynwoodsmusic.com/fr_home.cfm

cr4bdbgs, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:02 (8 months ago) Permalink

good piece. articles that refer to ILM and extensively quote the thread about the subject at hand really rub me the wrong way, though.

some dude, Thursday, 13 September 2012 04:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

"In an ILM thread, some dude complained about the increasing self-referentiality of the music discussion world, leading to a parodic response about his post which took note of that self-referentiality. It was not excelsiored."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 September 2012 04:33 (8 months ago) Permalink

hahahahaha ned

some dude, Thursday, 13 September 2012 04:35 (8 months ago) Permalink

I agree about quoting ILM, but it seemed really disingenuous not to at least link to it. It's like Oscar Wilde said, the only thing worse than referring to ILM is not referring to ILM.

cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 13 September 2012 07:42 (8 months ago) Permalink

LOL ned

the late great, Thursday, 13 September 2012 08:08 (8 months ago) Permalink

that was awesome

the late great, Thursday, 13 September 2012 08:08 (8 months ago) Permalink

Saw this yesterday. It's absolutely incredible. Step aside Rebecca Black.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 11:10 (8 months ago) Permalink

Makes me think of Black Dice remixing Armand Van Helden in some dystopian parallel version of the nineties where nothing works properly and physical forces are preordained to make everything go wrong - like if you make a cup of tea 9 times out of ten you'll spill it all over yourself, and merely the act of walking from one end of the room to the other involves a high degree of calculated risk because the floor, rather than being flat and solid, kind of juts out and moves around at random. I watched three videos just gaping and scratching my head but credit to her - I hate watching YouTubes generally.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 11:24 (8 months ago) Permalink

Step aside Rebecca Black.

what is the connection to rebecca black?

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Thursday, 13 September 2012 11:30 (8 months ago) Permalink

really? you don't see any parallel between the two at all?

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 11:47 (8 months ago) Permalink

i don't see a parallel

lex pretend, Thursday, 13 September 2012 11:50 (8 months ago) Permalink

they are both pretty?

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Thursday, 13 September 2012 11:57 (8 months ago) Permalink

amateur singer with autotune fetish blows up all over the internet largely thanks to ostensible terribleness but comes to be reassessed by the musical cognoscenti over time.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 11:57 (8 months ago) Permalink

they are both female!

lex pretend, Thursday, 13 September 2012 11:58 (8 months ago) Permalink

people on the internet have different opinions about the quality of their output?

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Thursday, 13 September 2012 11:58 (8 months ago) Permalink

"blows up all over the internet largely thanks to ostensible terribleness but comes to be reassessed by the musical cognoscenti over time."

um this is like 50% of the internet

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:00 (8 months ago) Permalink

are you guys being stupid on purpose or are you actually stupid?

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:00 (8 months ago) Permalink

one young unknown woman had a song written for her and a video filmed, as a present from her parents, which then became an internet hit because of the way it was pop-but-not-quite-pop, and then the internet started liking it for the ways in which it fails as pop and the ways in which also it succeeds as pop (eg earworminess)

one young reality-tv-famous woman made a "soundtrack" for her autobiography and bundled it with copies of the book, to mass bafflement, because it's a really ugly record, and now about a dozen people on the internet are saying 'the way in which this is ugly is super effective and tbh if this was labelled as avant garde it would get a lot of kudos'

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:05 (8 months ago) Permalink

the farrah abraham record has not blown up all over the internet

the 'musical cognoscenti', as far as i am aware, have not 'reassessed' rebecca black's friday

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:06 (8 months ago) Permalink

what is the connection you are making between these records other than "they are unconventional releases which people on the internet have argued about"

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:08 (8 months ago) Permalink

Makes me think of Black Dice remixing Armand Van Helden in some dystopian parallel version of the nineties where nothing works properly and physical forces are preordained to make everything go wrong - like if you make a cup of tea 9 times out of ten you'll spill it all over yourself, and merely the act of walking from one end of the room to the other involves a high degree of calculated risk because the floor, rather than being flat and solid, kind of juts out and moves around at random.

i like this description though!

"where nothing works properly and physical forces are preordained to make everything go wrong" <-- i feel this v strongly

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:12 (8 months ago) Permalink

people were attracted to both because they're both, by most standards, 'terrible, ugly records' with amateurish production values and a sloppiness that leads one to question the very inception of said music. and yet both have their boosters who claim that this all belies some deeper more intrinsic appeal and who would genuinely defend the record. okay they didn't spring from entirely the same font, but if you can't see the parallels beyond "they are both pretty and female", well i'd say you're being deliberately obtuse.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:17 (8 months ago) Permalink

Or more succinctly, both count as recent examples of 'outsider pop' (with the emphasis on pop). Interestingly they approach it from two different walks of life - one the disenfranchised young mum producing the work pretty mubytes rough her own wherewithall, the other a rich schoolgirl whose own parents paid to have their daughter make the video.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:40 (8 months ago) Permalink

As for 'blowing up', I'm not sure if this'll have the same popularity and impact as 'Friday' but I hear about it through an online news story linked through fb so someone must be talking about it. Fwiw I'm Britishers and don't subscribe to MTV so to me this is completely new.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:43 (8 months ago) Permalink

iPhone interfering with those posts sorry

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:44 (8 months ago) Permalink

dog latin isn't making his case really well but 'unselfconscious white girls abusing autotune with surreal results' is specific enough to at least warrant some mention of RB, even if beyond that things are pretty different

some dude, Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:51 (8 months ago) Permalink

this is a good listen ! the sunshine state is particularly incredible

ogmor, Thursday, 13 September 2012 13:20 (8 months ago) Permalink

It appeals to me.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 13:36 (8 months ago) Permalink

in a slight quirk of circumstance, I recently asked in the opening question of this thread: 'Deconstructionist' Music whether there were any examples of the aesthetic applied to pop. Farrah seems to have unintentionally answered this to some extent.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 13 September 2012 13:41 (8 months ago) Permalink

This rules.

save the game like a memory card (cajunsunday), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:30 (8 months ago) Permalink

connection drawn between RB and FA makes sense to me. they're both young women who came to pop through nonstandard channels, making vanity press music that resembles what you hear on hits radio, but which doesn't quite succeed by chartpop's conventional standards. the fact that there's something "off" about their music is a big part of the story and appeal in each case, though the two are obviously quite different in other respects. for obvious starters, FA's music and lyrics are much, much weirder.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:49 (8 months ago) Permalink

Listen to "On My Own" again and tell me that synth line wouldn't sound right at home on The Richard D. James Album.

OTM Mr Snurb.

I can't wait to find out what the deal with the music is. if she made it, who else did it if not etc.

save the game like a memory card (cajunsunday), Thursday, 13 September 2012 17:16 (8 months ago) Permalink

ok there is some serious hyperbole in this thread but this is a pretty odd album

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 13 September 2012 17:19 (8 months ago) Permalink

the detail that she made this not as an album-album but a listen-along sdtrk for her book is the most beguiling little thing

goole, Thursday, 13 September 2012 17:29 (8 months ago) Permalink

"After Prom" is the track that really made me go "lol this is Crystal Castles, right"

I think every touring musician on this thread should use selections from this as pre-set PA music

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:59 (8 months ago) Permalink

tempted

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

Lex in FACT: http://www.factmag.com/2012/09/27/my-teenage-dream-ended/

More editor meddling. Still can't find anything about production credits, thinking about trying to just get an interview myself.

cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:07 (7 months ago) Permalink

tempted

Do it!

I am a latecomer to this thread but I have become obsessed with this album.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:49 (7 months ago) Permalink

tempted by the fruit of teen mother

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:50 (7 months ago) Permalink

if she made it

no way she produced it. it's unmistakably some hired gun shit and yet the production reminds me of youtube tutorial videos for massive. like, there's a level of detail in the production (the filter sweeps, effects, etc) that's so at odds with the randomness of the vocals that i would be shocked if she said she did it herself. but then the dubstep wobble shit sounds really weak and amateurish, it makes me picture a middle-aged engineer at a start-up studio getting the gig and being told "here, just make a bunch of tracks for her to sing over and do what you can, btw we need it by tuesday."

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:34 (7 months ago) Permalink

She's in college now, wouldn't be surprised to learn that this was some collaboration with an undergrad amateur producer in one of her classes or something. A lot of my students make music that sounds like the backing tracks. Or they could be demos from a D-list professional producer. But it still doesn't explain how they chose to match the vocals with the music.

cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 27 September 2012 21:38 (7 months ago) Permalink

That FACT review is the first review I've read that actually takes this album seriously. good jub Lex

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:01 (7 months ago) Permalink

Job even

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:01 (7 months ago) Permalink

thx

a few things that are striking me now - this shit is abrasive and alienating, yeah, but it's also weirdly listenable. i'm still coming back to it of my own volition and finding it enjoyable and genuinely moving. it's actually got to the "sing along, dance around a bit" stage with a couple of the songs.

i came dressed up on the WAY! DOWN!
enjoy the moments while i'm IN! THEM!

lex pretend, Friday, 28 September 2012 10:46 (7 months ago) Permalink

nice, lex. really nice. she is really bringing out the best in everyone!

scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 14:25 (7 months ago) Permalink

the guardian on her dick now too! :D http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/sep/28/farrah-abraham-teenage-dream-ended?CMP=twt_gu

lex pretend, Friday, 28 September 2012 15:13 (7 months ago) Permalink

someone really should hook her up with Crystal Castles

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:19 (7 months ago) Permalink

i noticed this on twitter:

Farrah Abraham
@F1abraham
Subscribe now www.YouTube.com/PAFarrahAbraham for New Videos Weekly!! MY TEENAGE DREAM ENDED with the exclusive soundtrack only at iBookstore bit.ly/RhwunU
Miami, FL · http://www.Farrahabraham.me

Followed by Barack Obama.

Right or wrong, It's the truth! (Merdeyeux), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:11 (7 months ago) Permalink

hahahahaha amazing

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:51 (7 months ago) Permalink

I feel like people talking about how inept/weak the wobble on "The Phone Call That Changed My Life" is are actually only listening to the wobble and not the totally freaked out verging-on-arhythmic lyrics

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 21:00 (7 months ago) Permalink

trying to see if my Teen Mom connect can help me land an interview with FA -- haven't promised a piece to an outlet yet so if anyone's interested holla at me

jaz a make wardance (some dude), Monday, 1 October 2012 21:20 (7 months ago) Permalink

if you do get the chance to interview her, please tell her she's a genius.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 1 October 2012 21:33 (7 months ago) Permalink

"Mr. Snrub loves you fyi"

jaz a make wardance (some dude), Monday, 1 October 2012 21:39 (7 months ago) Permalink

is there anywhere to find this album besides itunes?

fadanuf4erybody, Monday, 1 October 2012 21:44 (7 months ago) Permalink

Amazon has it as well.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 21:49 (7 months ago) Permalink

And some dude, I'm definitely interested.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 October 2012 21:50 (7 months ago) Permalink

cool!

it's on Spotify as well

jaz a make wardance (some dude), Monday, 1 October 2012 21:54 (7 months ago) Permalink

not very well but still

lex pretend, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 09:29 (7 months ago) Permalink

their masthead should say "listening to the right things for the wrong reasons since 1998"

jaz a make wardance (some dude), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:08 (7 months ago) Permalink

Even with all the other things wrong with it the most smh is misidentifying the Ali Lohan Christmas song as "Lindsay and her mother."

cr4bdbgs, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:40 (7 months ago) Permalink

It's good in that "so this is what music sounds like to people with some kind of mental disorder that prevents them from hearing music normally" kind of way

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:00 (7 months ago) Permalink

Ok, this record is amazing. It's like something from a parallel universe secret museum of mankind where early 20th century bedouins have autotune.

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:19 (7 months ago) Permalink

I'm telling you, she's some kind of genius outsider artist. I want to review this album for The Wire.

― 誤訳侮辱, Sunday, August 19, 2012 2:19 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And there it is in this month's issue. Review is by noz though - did he get there first?

fish frosch (seandalai), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:36 (7 months ago) Permalink

afaik 誤訳侮辱 hasn't written for the wire and was just saying that, not announcing actual intentions. am curious about noz's take though, will have to look out for that.

some dude, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 19:15 (7 months ago) Permalink

ditto - wire stuff isn't online is it? didn't imagine it'd be noz doing it!

feel weirdly proud of all this traction :)

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 19:22 (7 months ago) Permalink

誤訳侮辱 is unperson, right? He has a couple of reviews in this month's issue.

fish frosch (seandalai), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 19:24 (7 months ago) Permalink

oh is he? for some reason i thought that was someone else. hard to keep track of display names.

some dude, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 19:26 (7 months ago) Permalink

that one almost sounds like xiu xiu xp

otm.

Maybe this is avant garde maybe not but it's definitely (to borrow a phrase from George Harrison) "avant garde a clue". Someone with no talent but lots of publicity producing something. It's 'outsider art' in the sense that it is outside the realm of good taste but this isn't some homeless lady or mentally challenged individual or otherwise obsessive artist type who feel driven to create. This is a shitty vanity project that will get lots of un-needed attention from people that think they are being brilliant in calling it avant garde.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 19:33 (7 months ago) Permalink

This is a shitty vanity project that will get lots of un-needed attention from people that think they are being brilliant in calling it avant garde.

... like Xiu Xiu?

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 19:42 (7 months ago) Permalink

Yeah, I reviewed Aluk Todolo and Neurosis in this month's issue.

誤訳侮辱, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 19:44 (7 months ago) Permalink

I don't think anyone who has reviewed it has called it "avant garde," just put the end result in relation to avant garde and experimental stuff (where it belongs) rather than "vanity pop from a reality TV star" (where it also belongs, but not in the way people have put it there, I guess?). AFAIK nobody knows how this thing was actually produced yet, but the possibility that FLA is actually an experimental artist doing an extended performance art piece on "Teen Mom" a la Joaquin Phoenix doesn't really seem likely.

cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:49 (7 months ago) Permalink

to me this just sounds like a shittier version of crystal castles

and i get that the lyrics are "real" and "raw" and disorienting but there's only so much LOL-cutup-talky-autotune vox that i can take

monotony, Thursday, 11 October 2012 04:53 (7 months ago) Permalink

man I cannot get ppl who do not think this is good

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 11 October 2012 06:16 (7 months ago) Permalink

if she actually makes an album with Eryn Woods (which I don't think she actually will -- I'm pretty sure the thing about their collaboration is just Eryn trying to get public attention) it definitely won't be good.

gesange der yuengling (crüt), Thursday, 11 October 2012 06:24 (7 months ago) Permalink

and i get that the lyrics are "real" and "raw" and disorienting but there's only so much LOL-cutup-talky-autotune vox that i can take

what's surprised me after the initial WTF reaction is that it seems i can't get enough of the vox

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 October 2012 07:41 (7 months ago) Permalink

tons of 'famous' outsider music records were vanity projects so idk why Adam is making out that they're mutually exclusive

it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 11 October 2012 07:50 (7 months ago) Permalink

Interesting review in Dummy: http://dummymag.com/features/2012/10/03/comment-why-teen-mom-farrah-abraham-s-dream-is-our-reality/

I don't really agree with framing it as "camp," per se, and pitting this album against mainstream pop just doesn't seem like it makes a lot of sense. Still wondering about production -- I imagine it was made on FL Studio (or something equivalent) but not necessarily by FLA.

cr4bdbgs, Sunday, 14 October 2012 16:25 (7 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

this is one of my favorite albums of 2012

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 30 November 2012 18:28 (5 months ago) Permalink

much to my wife's chagrin

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 30 November 2012 18:30 (5 months ago) Permalink

seems relevant to this thread:

crüt, Friday, 30 November 2012 18:37 (5 months ago) Permalink

why does this go on for 6 minutes

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 30 November 2012 19:00 (5 months ago) Permalink

that's not my only question but that was the first one that came to mind

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 30 November 2012 19:03 (5 months ago) Permalink

this album's been out for several months and still nobody's found out who produced or how it was made or anything? nobody's been able to get an interview with her?

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 30 November 2012 21:50 (5 months ago) Permalink

my attempts have been a dead end so far

trinidad jokes (some dude), Friday, 30 November 2012 22:14 (5 months ago) Permalink

btw if anyone wants to read the wire review (it's just a few paras) i can email it

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Saturday, 1 December 2012 10:05 (5 months ago) Permalink

this is one of my favorite albums of 2012

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 30 November 2012 18:28 (Yesterday) Permalink

much to my wife's chagrin

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 30 November 2012 18:30 (Yesterday) Permalink

Yup.

Still no info on production, have thought about trying to get an interview as well, may have a lead on getting contact info but not sure. Meanwhile I submitted a question to her next book (where she answers fan mail, basically) about the album and am eagerly awaiting her non-response.

cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:21 (5 months ago) Permalink

Was this released on a physical cd?

Maybe there are credits in the booklet?

U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:36 (5 months ago) Permalink

no cd

trinidad jokes (some dude), Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:57 (5 months ago) Permalink

Late to the party, but here comes Tiny Mix Tapes with their review. Spoiler alert: it's positive.
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/farrah-abraham-my-teenage-dream-ended

InteractiveBread, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:19 (5 months ago) Permalink

this is one of my favorite albums of 2012

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 30 November 2012 18:28 (Yesterday) Permalink

This is one of my AND my wife's favorite albums of 2012

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:22 (5 months ago) Permalink

Maybe this is avant garde maybe not but it's definitely (to borrow a phrase from George Harrison) "avant garde a clue". Someone with no talent but lots of publicity producing something. It's 'outsider art' in the sense that it is outside the realm of good taste but this isn't some homeless lady or mentally challenged individual or otherwise obsessive artist type who feel driven to create. This is a shitty vanity project that will get lots of un-needed attention from people that think they are being brilliant in calling it avant garde.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, October 10, 2012 3:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

intentional fallacy

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:24 (5 months ago) Permalink

As far as I know, The Shaggs weren't homeless or handicapped.

billstevejim, Friday, 7 December 2012 08:15 (5 months ago) Permalink

holy shit!

a robotic squirrel named RoboSquirrel (reddening), Thursday, 13 December 2012 14:47 (5 months ago) Permalink

i added "searching for closure" to the eoy spotify playlist and was like "this album, song title, and cover art looks suspiciously earnest for an ilx-championed song, what's the deal?" WOW.

a robotic squirrel named RoboSquirrel (reddening), Thursday, 13 December 2012 14:50 (5 months ago) Permalink

yeah, it is a battle between that song and "After the Prom" as to which one is my favorite

they're both so effortlessly creepy without using any of the normal "hey this is a creepy song" signifiers

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:03 (5 months ago) Permalink

just realized who she reminds me of...MySpace supremeo 4Poundz!

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Friday, 14 December 2012 12:15 (5 months ago) Permalink

The AV Club totally fails to understand the brilliance of this record. Unsurprising, given the clotted, stale turds that made up most of their "best music of 2012."

誤訳侮辱, Friday, 14 December 2012 13:23 (5 months ago) Permalink

That Onion A.V. Club feature is always the worst (except for some of the weird categories they come up with, e.g. the Michael Jackson covers thing). They slotted the second t.A.T.u. album in the "least essential" slot a few years ago. Works better as an accidental recommendation feature.

Jukebox was weirdly on board with FLA (middling score, low controversy). Haven't seen the album anywhere but the Guardian year-end so far.

cr4bdbgs, Friday, 14 December 2012 16:39 (5 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

So did anyone ever find out who produced/wrote these songs?

Fetchboy, Sunday, 24 March 2013 20:22 (2 months ago) Permalink

in this "comedy" interview she says she wrote the songs. also sings along v briefly to "on my own" :)

teledyldonix, Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:06 (2 months ago) Permalink

wtf is happening

billstevejim, Monday, 25 March 2013 16:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Farrah Abraham has made a sex video with James Deen. (Link is to TMZ and is SFW.)

誤訳侮辱, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:04 (1 month ago) Permalink

uh

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

well i guess if you are going to make a sex tape with a person then

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

for some reason i thought this thread revive was going to be related to the knife's album

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:19 (1 month ago) Permalink

oh my god

goole, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:19 (1 month ago) Permalink

what makes this a sex tape and not a porn film?

soz 4 pedantry.

a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

interesting q, taxonomically

she's filming it under her own name and presumably has some other occupation as a main gig

goole, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

though in a genius blurring twist has filmed a sex tape w/ a porn performer, and not, say, taken tape sex w/ a boyfriend which has later leaked

goole, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:29 (1 month ago) Permalink

trying to think of a analogous sitch to this and i really can't

goole, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

rap mixtapes?

shit tie (Jordan), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:37 (1 month ago) Permalink

wtf guys

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:38 (1 month ago) Permalink

changing the sex tape game the way she changed the memoir game with my teenage dream ended.

a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:39 (1 month ago) Permalink

the tapes they are selling are in fact audio tapes and this is in fact her follow up album

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:43 (1 month ago) Permalink

wtf guys

― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Monday, April 8, 2013 3:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha i'd like to know precisely what about this convo prompted this

goole, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

you don't see how the "rap mixtapes?" comment/joke could come across really, really poorly?

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Monday, 8 April 2013 20:52 (1 month ago) Permalink

???

emil.y, Monday, 8 April 2013 20:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

oh, ok! no i mean there are a million ways this is a bizarre conversation, i just didn't know which one you meant!

goole, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:00 (1 month ago) Permalink

i don't think the mixtape analogy works. i don't think there is an analogy. this woman breaks my head. still haven't heard the album.

goole, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:00 (1 month ago) Permalink

uh? it's what came to mind in terms of something that used to connote a bootleg status and is now a professionally produced marketing tool.

shit tie (Jordan), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:01 (1 month ago) Permalink

well i see that. but marketing for what?? it is the thing itself. idk

goole, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

Ceci n'est pas une porno.

Heyman (crüt), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:05 (1 month ago) Permalink

for her. she's the brand, right?

shit tie (Jordan), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:08 (1 month ago) Permalink

i guess so

goole, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:13 (1 month ago) Permalink

Asked about her participation in a recently shot "sex tape," MTV reality show personality Farrah Abraham pretended to know nothing about it.

"I don't ... exist ... anything about that," she told TMZ.

haha her unique way with words remains. i wonder if this movie will have her ear for dialogue.

some dude, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

"I don't ... exist ... anything about that,"

my new mantra

Heyman (crüt), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:19 (1 month ago) Permalink

omg

shit tie (Jordan), Monday, 8 April 2013 21:19 (1 month ago) Permalink

"FLA are my initials, masturbate to me"

some dude, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

"I can only put so much in a hole"

some dude, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

my friend who worked on Teen Mom never did get back to me about the possibility of an interview, but i'll see her this week so there'll be much to talk about

some dude, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:24 (1 month ago) Permalink

ilx could use (and i'm glad ilx does not have) a rolling james deen thread

goole, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:25 (1 month ago) Permalink

could always repurpose the thread of getting sw0le

乒乓, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

you hurt me deeply. you hurt me deeply in my delt.

goole, Monday, 8 April 2013 21:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

looooooool

teledyldonix, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 00:11 (1 month ago) Permalink

It is hilarious that she filmed a porn and is trying to play it off like a sex tape that no one was ever supposed to see. Oh well, maybe it will lead to another album.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

yeah, if she thinks a memoir should have a soundtrack album then why not a sex tape too

some dude, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

Autotune the porn

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

James Deen could use some autotuning tbh, he sounds like the cookie monster.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:29 (1 month ago) Permalink

Well now I'm imagining him fronting a grindcore band.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:29 (1 month ago) Permalink

I feel like James Deen was the mainstream choice for a collaborator, would have been more impressed if she'd gone for Manuel Ferrara.

誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 19:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

lol

teddy dominatrix (dyl), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 20:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

huffpo vmic

Farrah Abraham Poses In Bikini After Filming Sex Tape With James Deen (PHOTOS)

buzza, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 20:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

like how long after

goole, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 20:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

She hadn't even wiped her face yet.

誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 20:29 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

dying of lols

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

somehow that's disgusting

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:58 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

also lol at referring to a porn as "sexually charged"

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:58 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

actual funniest line: "Lindsay Lohan's Canyons costar James Deen"

goole, Monday, 29 April 2013 20:59 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

cover should be this w/James Deen shopped on the right:

pharaoh abraham (crüt), Monday, 29 April 2013 20:59 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

oh god

goole, Monday, 29 April 2013 21:00 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Lindsay Lohan's Canyons

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 21:08 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

not sure what that would actually refer to but it sounds dirty

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 21:08 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

everything about this makes me sad, now that I have finished dying of lols

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 29 April 2013 21:09 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

that could be a response to the original thread question as well

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 21:10 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

everything about this makes me sad, now that I have finished dying of lols

otm until I get resuscitated by lols

not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:44 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i want her to compose the music for this. or release a soundtrack.

dyl, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:02 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

it would be awesome if her sex moans were dubbed in and super-autotuned/distorted like her singing

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:06 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

well if she doesn't do it...

goole, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:51 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

my teenage end, dreamt

bish don't kmt (some dude), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 02:53 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

She's amazing.
I really like her beauty
She's not a p*rn star, but i'm going to watch her http://farrahsextape.com/ video once it gets released

pronto, Friday, 3 May 2013 19:46 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

pronto, Friday, 3 May 2013 19:46 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

it's only funny if you forget she has a small child who's entered into an already fucked up situation. poor kid imo.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 3 May 2013 19:52 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

it has been released today
good one

pronto, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:15 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

have you obtain much hard one?

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:15 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i highly recommend the 5-minute free pornhub preview

also to those clamoring for a cd copy of my teenage dream ended, apparently our prayers have been answered... just in the form of my satanic dream ended and limited to 50 copies

dyl, Monday, 6 May 2013 23:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

She got paid 1.5M for a single video? Actual pornstars barely get that money in a decade. I dont feel sad for her but I do feel sad as a consumer, they keep force feeding us mediocre reality tv trash such as this woman, tricking us into thinking she's somehow worthy of pop stardom.

Moka, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:10 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

They'll ruin the pop olympus if they keep pulling this shit, Im telling you.

Thank you very much Paris Hilton.

Moka, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:11 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

uhh

dyl, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:13 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

this is all p much the saddest shit in the world tbrr

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:39 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

there's no way she really gets 1.5m right

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:40 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I know it's a joke, but on first listen I think My Satanic Dream Ended is actually really good!

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 01:59 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I try to divorce Farrah Abraham the enormously talented outsider artist from Farrah Abraham the reality TV star who is probably under contract with Vivid by now.

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 21:47 (2 days ago) Permalink

i was surprised by: 1) how clear it is that this was just produced as straight up porn, not even trying to preserve the myth, 2) immediate anal and lots of it.

dylannn, Thursday, 23 May 2013 02:26 (Yesterday) Permalink

If you make a poll amongst middle class, single American moms asking them to do a hardcore video (anal included) for that amount of money I wouldnt be surprised if most of them said yes.

Moka, Thursday, 23 May 2013 06:54 (Yesterday) Permalink

Regarding the straight up porn: at first the idea was to create it as an accidental sex tape leak but co-star James Deen refused to do it argumenting that if you want to do a sex tape you dont hire a well known pornstar. (I think he was hired per Farrah's request).

Moka, Thursday, 23 May 2013 07:19 (Yesterday) Permalink

Also apparently she thinks she was the highlight of a lifetime for James Deen and that he has been stalking her and wants to date her. I dont know if she's seriously that delusional or she just loves saying idiotic things for the attention but I want to slap her. Hardly.

Moka, Thursday, 23 May 2013 07:26 (Yesterday) Permalink

I try to divorce Farrah Abraham the enormously talented outsider artist from Farrah Abraham the reality TV star who is probably under contract with Vivid by now.

why? the music and the reality show stuff obviously came from the same place

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 23 May 2013 07:35 (Yesterday) Permalink

Because I enjoyed it more when I had no context (I'd never heard of her prior to the album). Knowing who she is takes some of the magic out of it--this sex tape is her Texas Monthly 1999 interview.

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Thursday, 23 May 2013 07:43 (Yesterday) Permalink

"enormously talented outsider artist" is a funny phrase because the way people enjoy the record is pretty divorced from notions of her being a conventionally 'talented' singer or songwriter

my mans ray manzarek (some dude), Thursday, 23 May 2013 11:35 (Yesterday) Permalink

xp: Willie Nelson?

how's life, Thursday, 23 May 2013 11:41 (Yesterday) Permalink

Jandek

unregistered, Thursday, 23 May 2013 12:04 (Yesterday) Permalink

I am terribly shocked that something called 'Backdoor Teen Mom' is NOT a leaked sex tape as previously advised.

There goes my faith in humanity.

Sir Francis Drake burned the Spanish Armada because YOLO (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 May 2013 12:16 (Yesterday) Permalink

oh it leaked

my mans ray manzarek (some dude), Thursday, 23 May 2013 12:22 (Yesterday) Permalink

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Sir Francis Drake burned the Spanish Armada because YOLO (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 May 2013 12:42 (Yesterday) Permalink

she seems really comfortable in front of the cameras

Shin Oliva Suzuki, Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:24 (Yesterday) Permalink

it's really gross how this porn film brings out all the hyuk-hyuksters. it's neither amusing nor shameful.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:29 (Yesterday) Permalink

is it sad?

precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:36 (Yesterday) Permalink

i think it was de beuavoir who said that women should be allowed to intentionally leak their own sex tapes without being mocked a little

you are not a better writer than f. scott fitzgerald. you are not a b (k3vin k.), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:41 (Yesterday) Permalink

really gross

ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

well, simone de beauvoir really said 'sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon'. so...

Shin Oliva Suzuki, Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:52 (Yesterday) Permalink


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