benny mardones - "into the night" 1980 version vs. 1989 version

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Who the fuck is Bobby Mardones

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, May 17, 2012

he's a motherfucker that charted w/ the same record ten years apart show some respect

― balls, Thursday, May 17, 2012 11:35 PM

Poll Results

OptionVotes
1980 13
1989 0


jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 18 May 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Love the middle-aged eyeroll after "leave her alone, they said". DUDE, YOU'RE OLDER THAN HER DAD.

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

yknow how ccr and the band came along at the end of the sixties and it was as if the beatles had never happened? basically same thing w/ benny and the 80s. it was as if the bourgeois tagg had never happened.

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

anyway 1980 vers forevah

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

haha omg

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

good lord was the followup titled 'it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'?

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

the girl from the 1980 version would be 48 now

i hope they're very happy together

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 18 May 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

"No, you can't date my daughter...wait, aren't you the guy we had to sign a thing for before you could move into the neighborhood?"

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

"And aren't you the same guy who came around 10 years ago asking about my older daughter?"

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

i really liked this song in 1989...i think somehow i thought the singer was singing it from a previous p.o.v. when he, too, had been sixteen years old?

horseshoe, Friday, 18 May 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

i cannot stop laughing at that album title

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, the days when a Benny Mardones could become a star.

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

benny: portrait of a serial killer

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 18 May 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

needless to say I now own that $1 copy of never run never hide

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

"And aren't you the same guy who came around 10 years ago asking about my older daughter?"

― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, May 18, 2012 12:34 AM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Friday, 18 May 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link

seriously, the opening few seconds of this really rival "HEY! YOU! GET INTO MY CAR!" for unintentional super-creepiness on record.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 18 May 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ benny rolling his eyes at dude who won't let him near his 16 yo daughter

― don't judge a book by its jpg (Edward III), Thursday, May 5, 2011 1:28 PM (1 year ago)

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link

working in a record store during 1980, i recall benny mardones was one of those "hit" albums that NOBODY ever bought. and we were the square store in town, the go-to for gino vanelli and late-period chicago albums.

voting 1980 - thanks for the memories, ben

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Friday, 18 May 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

One of the grossest records ever recorded. In the last minute-long bellow he promises to take her into his mouth.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

omg what the hell is this video

lol as if you werent already totally creeped out, yep of course it's a vest

r|t|c, Friday, 18 May 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

ew ew the climbing through the window and rolling out the carpet!!

r|t|c, Friday, 18 May 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

tbh I never noticed there were two versions of this song, although I'd heard them both. The 1980 version has much cleaner production and is better.

Lee626, Friday, 18 May 2012 11:47 (eleven years ago) link

Leave it alone, we said.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link

they still had rotary dial pay phones in 1980?

Lee626, Friday, 18 May 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

yup

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link

must have taken a really long time to send a text message back then....

wow 1980 really was still the dark ages. Cell phones hadn't been invented yet, and you could have a hit record about child abduction....

Lee626, Friday, 18 May 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

Here's my number and a dime, call me anytime.

Carrie Antwoord (jaymc), Friday, 18 May 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link

There are so many moments in that video that should be animated gifs.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link

some days it's a tough call whether this or "born to be alive" is my favorite video.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 18 May 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link

I just met you, and this is crazy, but you're just 16 years old, so call me maybe.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 18 May 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

if i could fly
i'd pick you up
and take you into the night
viiiiiiideooooo gaaaaaaaaames

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 18 May 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

I LOVE singing this song at karaoke. One of my finest moments was on the day that R. Kelly was acquitted, and he got this gem dedicated to him by yours truly. I really wailed during the part at the end too.

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

One of my favorite parts is the falsetto "it's trooo-hooo" and also the nonsense wailing at the end obvs.

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

I've been singing the shit out of this since last night. It really is a lot of fun. Will karaoke it at earliest convenience and report back.

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

wtf that first video? is that his amish bandmate who answers the door? and then his eyeroll ahahaha

i like how his look eerily anticipated ariel pink's unisex schtick

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

I'LL
TAKE
YOU
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

WHOO-OOOAH
WHOO-OOOAH
WHOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
if i could fly
i'd
1) pick you up
2) take you into the night
3) show you love

this song is so absurd that i just never ever get sick of it

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

I don't really understand why the ability to fly is a necessary prerequisite for him doing any of those things.

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

tbh the him being into a sixteen-year-old thing doesn't disturb me as much as his insistence that "i'll show you a love that you've never seen..."

similar serial killer intensity operative in "endless love", esp. if you are familiar with the film, which is actually super-disturbing

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

I don't really understand why the ability to fly is a necessary prerequisite for him doing any of those things.

he's just a pelican for her love

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

He has to pick her up from high school before he takes her into the night and shows her love. Due to school regulations prohibiting mulleted old men from loitering around campus, this requires airlift.

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

I don't really understand why the ability to fly is a necessary prerequisite for him doing any of those things.

It's easier to abduct teenagers that way?

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

i heard "endless love" while food-shopping the other day and i don't know if i've ever felt that uncomfortable before while browsing heads of lettuce

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you back to my lair
And bathe in your blood

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

haha

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

How come when I do a gis for Mardones gifs I get pictures of Michael Fassbender?

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

Separated by fools who don't know what love is...yet

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

This song reminds me of when some stranger gets overly-chummy with you and starts going on about these damn minorities or something, like he just assumes you must be on his side, as any rational person would be. Forced into integration by fools who don't know what the bell curve is yet.

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

i know, this video has ruined the eyeroll as a viable non-ironic expression/gesture from here unto perpetuity

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

also very possibly sleeveless stripey shirts

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

and matching your socks with your would-be girlfriend's sweater

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

Incubated by ghouls who don't know what blood is...yet

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

His eyerolls are ALL TIME classics.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

This thread is delivering hardcore on the crepey lols.

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

need "into the night" mashup w/ "skulls" by the misfits

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

This thread is like having a dream where nobody HAS A HEART.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

It's like having it all, and watching it fall AAAAAPART.

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

It's like having a mall, guarded by PAAAAUL BLART

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

It's like having a date and driving a DAAAAAAAAART

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

It's like having a dream where somebody discovers the bodies in your crawlspace.

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you back to my lair
And bathe in your blood

― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, May 18, 2012 12:27 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dying

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

i just listened to both versions alternating for like 15 minutes

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

i like how his look eerily anticipated ariel pink's unisex schtick

― dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:13 (35 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah i was thinking this too, perfect example of that thing i said about random white dude pop on the altered zones thread ages ago

r|t|c, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

xpost i know, i can't stop. benny's magic rug has sucked me in. that carpet he flies on in the video is pretty amazing, too. ayo

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

if i'm honest (and wildly generalising) i feel this whole shitty subfusc undie machinery has denied us a kinda random white dude variety in pop music - like what would your peter gabriels or robert palmers or thomas dolbys or whatever be doing if they were 21 now yknow

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:22 (1 year ago) Bookmark

r|t|c, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

I was tempted to post my bullshit rap song that uses this as the main sample, however sanity + restraint won the day

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

Some of these comments are so funny, saying that the girl in the song is 16 and that he's too old for her, making him somekind of pervert...but, hello, more than half of the states in the US put the age of consent at 16, so he's not a predator or pedophile

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

HELLO

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

i mean DOY

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

so much goodwill from me to whoever gifs that eyeroll and his mugging during the separated by fools part

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

Why's Benny wearing a wedding band while dialing the rotary pay phone?

matt2, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

He doesn't know what love is yet.

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

There's NOTHING creepy about a 16 yr old getting with an aged rock dude with pink socks, jeez you guys.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

There's nothing to compare it to.

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

btw the album closer and longest track is titled 'too young'

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think y'all are appreciating what a trailblazer benny was, he was out there smashing the artificial boundaries fathers put between their teenage daughters and 30yo musicians, fighting the good fight like a lover and a poet

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8mS4B8OYrVI

I will buy copies for everyone.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

Benny now has Parkinson's disease, but continues to hold it down on the live scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_7DxCham0k

matt2, Friday, 18 May 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

so much goodwill from me to whoever gifs that eyeroll and his mugging during the separated by fools part

i'm so tempted but you just know it would end up being every other ilx post

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

Like that's a bad thing!

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

Why's Benny wearing a wedding band while dialing the rotary pay phone?

yeah, this elevates it from classic to ALL-TIME

get wolves (get bent), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

I think around 2:14 when his tongue darts out of his mouth like a snake pretty much sums it all up for me

;_;

I secretly love this song and have been able to spend 30+ years pretending it's not the creepiest song ever

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

loling at girl sitting stiffly on the flying carpet like he just abducted Helen Keller
she doesn't even LOOK at him until they start making out

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

Due to the success of "Into the Night," Curb Records signed Mardones and he recorded "Into the Night '89." The track appeared on his self-titled release (known as the "Blue Album" by his fans.) Not long after that, Mardones appeared on a Showtime tribute to Roy Orbison, alongside such luminaries as Bob Dylan, John Fogerty, Johnny Cash and k.d. lang. Elvis Presley's band was the house band for the evening. When Mardones came on stage to sing "Running Scared," few people knew his name, but when he finished the song, he received a standing ovation.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

The dad in the video sort of reminds me of strongo. Maybe it is the glasses.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

I'm running scared from that mullet.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

there's a couple of spots in that performance where he looks genuinely terrified

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

I secretly love this song and have been able to spend 30+ years pretending it's not the creepiest song ever

ha, this song was always brought up on the yacht rock ilm threads and I could never quite place it. i think it just blended so much into the background and i forever thought it was a journey song or something. he has some of that steve perry emotiveness in his vox

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

ok fuck – the "Running Scared" cover is not embarrassing. I was hoping it would be.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, dude has a great voice

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

I always wanted Faith No More to cover "Into The Night" (because I have crush on Mike Patton and that would make the creepy part easier to take, lol)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

And yeah Benny's Running Scared is awesome. I've heard it covered a lot and everyone goes for the big powerful build but Benny really nails the emotion.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, he really picked it up and took it into the night.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

I secretly love this song and have been able to spend 30+ years pretending it's not the creepiest song ever

I not-so-secretly love this song despite the fact that it seems like a hastily rewritten paean to the consumption of teenaged flesh.

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

how dare you dis Benny on my ILX, Haircare!

dell (del), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

OMG there is a third studio version of this song from 2002

"This record was initially recorded as the soundtrack to the documentary, Into the Night: The Benny Mardones Story, writes Benny Mardones, in his liner notes for A Journey Through Time

To those listeners outside of Syracuse New York, where Benny Mardones lives, he makes clear that he is, in his own words, "a superstar," playing to audiences of thousands on a regular basis. The fact that Benny Mardones has a documentary about his rise, fall, and comeback is a shocker. ( - Erlewine, AMG)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N1yEvXIyu4

Lee626, Friday, 18 May 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

Can not get this song out of my head now, thanks a lot you guys.

Trip Maker, Friday, 18 May 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

Benny Mardones is the new Chubby "The Twist"/"Let's Twist Again"/"The Twist (Yo, Twist!)" Checker.

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

In the third version, Mardones changed the lyrics to "'She's just sixty-four years old, put her in a home,' they said"

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

She's, like, 60 years old
Totally gross, I said

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

looool

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 18 May 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

You know I realize we keep quoting from the Wikipedia page but the slow burn tautology here:

The story behind "Into the Night" charting twice is this: In 1989, KZZP, a radio station in Arizona, ran a segment titled "Where Are They Now?" The most popular question was "Whatever happened to the guy who sang 'Into the Night'?" Scott Shannon, then program director for Pirate Radio in Los Angeles, added "Into the Night" to its playlist. Radio stations across the country followed suit and "Into the Night" was once again a hit.

Mardones was 33 years old when the song became a hit for the first time and he still lives quite well on the royalties received from this song that was also a hit in 1989.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

BTW, the opening fifteen seconds of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM6Gox5Ynu8

I mean, the rest of it as well, of course. Especially when you hear the first use of the title.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

modern english had the same thing happen down to the rerecording for new label like a year later w/ 'i melt w/ you', though there it didn't chart either time nearly as high as benny did both times w/ 'if i could fly'. i'm trying to think of other similar instances this has happened w/ us charts/radio, i'm sure in the uk where old songs rechart all the time it's not so rare.

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

The cowriter of "Into the Night" has his own rep:

Robert Tepper is an American singer, best known for his hit song "No Easy Way Out" from the Rocky IV motion picture soundtrack.

Born in Bayonne, New Jersey, Tepper moved to New York where he became a staff writer. He paired up with fellow singer Benny Mardones, and together they wrote Mardones' hit ballad "Into the Night," which earned them a Grammy Awards nomination.

In 1985, Tepper signed with Scotti Brothers and moved to Los Angeles. Actor/director Sylvester Stallone was taken with Tepper's song "No Easy Way Out," which subsequently led to its inclusion in the movie Rocky IV. "No Easy Way Out" climbed into the Top 40, reaching #22 on Billboard's Hot 100 in 1986, and momentarily putting Tepper in the public eye. Several European labels, including Ministry of Sound, released "No Easy Way Out" with their own dance versions, and the hard rock group Bullet For My Valentine also recorded the song in 2008. In 1986, one year after "Rocky IV" another song from the album "no easy way out" called "angel of the city" became the main song of Stallone´s film "Cobra". With "Angel of the city" Tepper was not as successful as with "no easy way out"; the movie "Cobra" was not a hit. Tepper released two solo albums for Scotti Bros. Records but both albums received little promotion from the label. Also in 1986 he co-wrote the single "Le Bel Age" for Pat Benatar with peaked at #54 on the Billboard charts. He went on to join the classic hard rock group "Iron Butterfly" for a few years. His third solo album No Rest For The Wounded Heart was released exclusively in Europe in 1996 on the MTM Music label.

In 2009, Sony/BMG released his first two albums digitally.

In recent years he ventured into writing music for television and film, and collaborated on a musical. There are plans for his fourth solo album to be released in 2011.[dated info] The music will be a departure from the big rock sound of the 1980s and has been described as "acoustic, singer/songwriter with an electric tinge."

In 2012 he released his fourth solo album New Life Story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgohFX9VlJ8

Oh did I mention the Solid Gold appearance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTRBueh2j6w

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

I was too young to open my legs the first time but this got, like, blanket airplay in the late spring and early summer of '89 on Miami's Y-100. The Gruesome Twosome used to be this and NKOTB's "I'll Be Loving You Forever," with which it and "Into The Night" share a, shall we say, constituency.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

Well now I'm imagining Benny singing that to Donnie Wahlberg and thanks for nothing, Alfred.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

He's just sixteen years old
Whatever the hell
Dude said.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

boy my dog does NOT like 'she's so french'

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

le woof!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

Your dog has the right damn idea.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

My kid begged me to turn it off. She had a point. xp

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

she's just three years old
twenty one in
dog years

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

Another Tepper cowrite from Never Run Never Hide. Comparatively saner/duller, just.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9wFHO-1_G0

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

have you been listening to this album all afternoon? Brave man.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

Hey, it beats Medicine.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

It's that boring at work.

"Crazy Boy"! Cowritten by the "She's So French" cowriter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oriuPKe-6T8

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

wow B+ from xgau

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

xpost -- That cowriter, BTW, ALSO has his own rep -- I give you D. L. Byron, aka David Leigh Byron, from his 1980 album This Day and Age:

http://s.dsimg.com/image/R-2936524-1323812317.jpeg

"Listen to the Heartbeat"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjzE0AANHJY

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

Okay you have to c/p the full review there.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

Back to Benny -- "Hold Me Down" -- and quite the opening scream there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q98JJsnafYQ

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

man who originated this lou gramm/steve perry rock vocal style? paul rodgers?

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

Was wondering that. I've heard Rodgers be credited/blamed for it before so I think you're right. Before that...who was Free's lead vocalist?

And the next song on Benny's album was "American Bandstand" -- so no points in guessing where he ended up playing it once:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWtR1DaOedA

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

lol jk about xgau

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

paul rodgers was free's vocalist! i think

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

Ah well, that makes sense then, doesn't it! :-D

"Hey Baby"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWS9is-v8a0

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

"Hometown Girls"! Almost properly new wave there at the start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN4kql72WHg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

And finally, yes, "Too Young"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDCuHYO1r8w

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

re "Hey Baby" -- that's not the Bruce Channel classic is it

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

Oh Jesus Christ, there's a FOURTH version of "Into the Night"...

ACOUSTIC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBbcrcRgMA

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBbcrcRgMA

xpost - O FUCK YOU

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

I'm waiting for the dubstep version.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 18 May 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

That "She's So French" intro is just BEGGING to be sampled.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

btw spotify does have several benny albums, none of which are never run never hide.

balls, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

"listen to the hearbeat" is one of the worst things i've ever heard

haha i am so glad i started this

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 18 May 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

i had visions of it being one of those sad little polls with six posts and two votes, but you came through, ilm. you came through.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 18 May 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

pederasts and 80s mullets, bringing us together as always.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 18 May 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

I have this habit of really babbling when I watch the lil one by myself...she was yelling because she wanted more bananas and I wasn't cutting them fast enough...I caught myself saying - outloud - ” Hold your horses there Benny Mardones”

Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 May 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

you were a fool separating her from her banana

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 18 May 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

lmao i can't believe robert tepper starred in and directed the room under a pseudonym!

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 May 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

If this thread has achieved nothing else, I doubt that I'll ever again lump Benny Mardones in with the yacht rock crowd.

Ninja Rap (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

as Ned and strongo pointed otu, Mardones is closer to the Bad Company-Michael Bolton crowd anyway.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, this was never really apparent to me on the basis of the one creepy Mardones song I'd ever heard before this thread.

Ninja Rap (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 18 May 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

Richard Marx owes a lot to these dudes.

game of crones (La Lechera), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

Richard Marx's mullet owes a lot to these dudes' mullets.

Ninja Rap (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

They paved the way for parties in the back.

Ninja Rap (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

Richard Marx was a pop guy; he worked for Lionel Richie and Madonna.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

to think i genuinely used to like music

dell (del), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

never thought i would be able to say "i hate ned raggett" but everything is different now

dell (del), Saturday, 19 May 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

that d.l. byron song would sound right in place on one of the rhino american power pop compilations.

get wolves (get bent), Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

then they should be destroyed posthaste

this is what i love about ILM.... i come here looking to read up and chat about my cult-fave indie bands, only to find we're all exhuming the recorded legacy of Benny Mardones

i swear that "listen to the heartbeat" song was the Chevrolet jingle used for several years during the '80s. I can't decide which is worse....

Lee626, Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

that d.l. byron song would sound right in place on one of the rhino american power pop compilations.

or even better, this punk compilation

Lee626, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

lest we forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG8-Ay6nIQA

get wolves (get bent), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

Wonder if the "Good Girls Don't" cover has the "sitting on her face" line

Lee626, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

btw this was the "listen to the heartbeat of america" chevrolet jingle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MdrOVzvb7I

get wolves (get bent), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

man, because this thread is so entertaining i have listened to "into the night" like five times today and i still couldn't tell you how it goes

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

AH'LL
TAKE
UU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHH

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

that d.l. byron song would sound right in place on one of the rhino american power pop compilations.

― get wolves (get bent), Friday, May 18, 2012 9:52 PM (46 minutes ago)

actually the only thing I knew DL byron for was an appearance on the times square soundtrack, he covers "you can't hurry love"!

(not on youtube)

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

looking good squashed between "babylon's burning" and "walk on the wild side" there DL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Square_%28soundtrack%29

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

modern english had the same thing happen down to the rerecording for new label like a year later w/ 'i melt w/ you', though there it didn't chart either time nearly as high as benny did both times w/ 'if i could fly'. i'm trying to think of other similar instances this has happened w/ us charts/radio

UB40 - "Red, Red Wine" (also because some DJ inexplicably started playing it years after it was first a hit)
Hall & Oates - "She's Gone"
Aerosmith - "Dream On"
Steve Winwood - "Valerie" (remixed but with no additional parts recorded)
4 Seasons - "December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)" (remix) - charted in 1976 and 1994
Lee Greenwood - "God Bless the USA" - top 20 country hit in 1984 and 2001, the latter after the terrorist attacks

There are several others that re-charted due to their prominent inclusion in popular movies (i.e. "Bohemian Rhapsody" from Wayne's World or "Unchained Melody" in Ghost), or immediately after the artist died.

Benny seems to hold the record for longest time between charting twice with the exact same record though, if you discount event-related revivals.

Lee971 (Lee626), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

What about Sheriff's "When I'm With You"?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

if i'm honest (and wildly generalising) i feel this whole shitty subfusc undie machinery has denied us a kinda random white dude variety in pop music - like what would your peter gabriels or robert palmers or thomas dolbys or whatever be doing if they were 21 now yknow

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http://i.imgur.com/Rvzam.jpg http://i.imgur.com/H0YBr.jpg

chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

okay, that's uncanny

Doctor Casino, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

I finally realized yesterday that Benny Mardones reminds me of Gordana from Project Runway, loool

http://cbswnewhd.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/never-run.jpg?w=385&h=240

http://s3.vidimg.popscreen.com/original/4/eGlqZnpnMTI=_o_project-runway-tim-critiques-gordana-gehlhausen.jpg

or it's just me, shrug

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

Like some others here I always thought this was Steve Perry or some such - the "if i could fly, i'd pick you up" chorus is pure Journey, but the slightly jazzy piano and celeste licks were a tipoff that it had to be someone else, like maybe Lou Gramm guest-vocaled on a Brenda Russell track or something. Really didn't know, just one of those songs I heard on the radio that so blended into the background I never gave much thought to who it might be. I hope the next time i hear it on the piped-in music feed, I don't think "Yeaahhh!! Benny!"....

Lee971 (Lee626), Thursday, 24 May 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 25 May 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

people have clearly spoken on this one

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 25 May 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

Thank you for this thread.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 25 May 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

ilxor world karaoke song has been chosen

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 May 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

i have some practice in that dept

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 25 May 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

dying @ win butler as benny mardones' illegit love child btw

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 25 May 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

They say it fades if you let it.
Leave her alone? Forget it.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

Win Butler (born April 14, 1980)
Benny Mardones originally released "Into the Night" in June 1980.

hmmm.

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 25 May 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe "She's So French" was him misunderstanding where Montreal was located.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

I'd be willing to host "ILX Covers Benny Mardones"

Lee971 (Lee626), Friday, 25 May 2012 06:19 (eleven years ago) link

Did Win Butler have a teen mom?

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 25 May 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

"Into the Night" remixed at the end of the world:

http://soundcloud.com/stpaulattheendoftheworld/when-it-is-time-please-god

St. Paul His Own Self, Thursday, 31 May 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

I heard this at mini golf last night!

drawings by teen cultists (Crabbits), Sunday, 5 August 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

Ha ha that seems like the best possible place to hear this song

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

second only to honeymoon night with your child bride

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

Those are often the same thing

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 5 August 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

I never want to see anyone kiss ever again in the world after seeing him kiss that girl in the OG video.

JessFlip, Sunday, 5 August 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

why, you don't think that girl looked like she was like totally into him?

Lee626, Sunday, 5 August 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

Wow @ this thread, serious candidate for the 2012 ILM gold medal. Listening to "She's so French" on repeat, it just keeps revealing new and horrible delights.

recordbreaking transfer to Lucknow FC (seandalai), Sunday, 5 August 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

I'm waiting for the dubstep version.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, May 18, 2012 7:09 PM (2 months ago)

your wish is ....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZfAjWroKp0

Lee626, Monday, 6 August 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZfAjWroKp0

Lee626, Monday, 6 August 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

Usher's take- Amarillo Chop Shop's remix:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgxB331V2E4

Lee626, Monday, 6 August 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgxB331V2E4

Lee626, Monday, 6 August 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

that was a remix of a remix btw, and much improved on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyFY-7w-Vw

Lee626, Monday, 6 August 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

wau i seriously only just noticed that this song is about statutory rape

uh, great sound tho

mookieproof, Monday, 6 August 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

ur-text for the 21st century

http://soundcloud.com/whatupsupertrog/why-worship-death

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

not sure how someone entered this descrip into wikipedia w/ a straight face or w/o commentary

Music video

Mardones made a music video for the song, but, as it pre-dated MTV by a year, it was not widely broadcast.

The video opens with Mardones walking down a street and approaching a house. The song plays over the video, and the lyrics serve as Mardones' monologue. He is met at the door by a bearded man who tells him, "She's just 16 years old. Leave her alone." Mardones leaves and walks around to the back of the house, peering through a window at a girl sitting sullenly in her room. The video then cuts to Mardones at a pay phone, speaking to the girl on the other end of the line and professing his love. The video then cuts again to Mardones returning to the girl's house, carrying a rolled-up carpet. He crawls through her bedroom window, unravels the magic carpet, and taking the girl's hand, they take flight into the night sky. The video closes with Mardones serenading the girl as they embrace, the scene finally fading to black as they kiss.

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

Mardones made a music video for the song, but, as it pre-dated MTV by a year, it was not widely broadcast.

so MTV didn't play the video when it recharted in 1989? C'mon guys, this is way better than "Thriller"!

Lee626, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

maybe it wasn't widely broadcast because the MTV execs were busy giving themselves eye baths after watching it

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

bedridden for days with mysterious vomiting illnesses

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=U3_UM8rcGe4

emilys., Thursday, 13 September 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha he totally throws tepper under the bus

call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 September 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://youtu.be/U3_UM8rcGe4

emilys., Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

yknow how ccr and the band came along at the end of the sixties and it was as if the beatles had never happened? basically same thing w/ benny and the 80s. it was as if the bourgeois tagg had never happened.

this is a fucking beautiful post and people need to show love imo

we don't wanna miss a THING!!! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

like wtf there's now a FIFTH version

i'm speechless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esFvmO5OXyU

Lee626, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

this was on at the laundromat yesterday (1980 version) and zero and the signified and i were karaokeing around the place like doofuses.

With extreme tenderness - flexible - always guided by the words (get bent), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

He must have seen the thread.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZtT8v0rkN8

deeply hoping this comes to fruition

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

i rocked the shit outta this at karaoke a couple weeks ago

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

alltime karaoke song, no doubt

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

Mardones needs to be told that the lyrics only get creepier every time he records a new version. 73-year-old Benny needs to walk away from cheerleader practice and get back to his mopping before the principal calls his parole officer.

Gary Mayonnaise (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

"The song's just thirty-one years old..."

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YJvdVb-oEQ

a timeless holiday classic

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

just heard at the coffee shop

i lolled

mookieproof, Sunday, 27 January 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

ha! i heard this on the radio the other day and it was toward the end and i was disappointed.

this customer is a jerk (La Lechera), Sunday, 27 January 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

for a while a local philly-area convenience store chain was playing this every other time i went in and now they never play it u_u

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 27 January 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

a local philly-area convenience store chain

say wawa. say it

mookieproof, Sunday, 2 February 2014 04:18 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

Can't believe it took me so long to realize he's singing this from prison.

Slug Transplants (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

into the night (four tet remix)

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 August 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

If he was gonna milk a single song for his whole career, he could've at least mixed it up a little, a la Chubby Checker and 'The Twist'. 'Into The Night Again'. 'Macarena Into The Night'. 'Into The Judgment Night (feat. Grand Puba)'. '(Go) Into The Light (Fallen Heroes of 9/11)'.

Two Kisses and Three Wet Mouths (Old Lunch), Saturday, 20 August 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

Whoomp! (There It Goes, Into The Night)

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 21 August 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

has anyone ever covered this?

mookieproof, Sunday, 21 August 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

no-one big

this one is pretty bad
https://youtu.be/DqqM4u4ir-8

i kinda like this reggaed-out cover tho
https://youtu.be/oJrqDNBF1Yk

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 August 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

good revive. this is my favorite ilm thread

call all destroyer, Sunday, 21 August 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link

There's an alternate universe where Benny first rerecorded this song in 1984, with a gospel choir thrown on it, and it is that universe's "I Want To Know What Love Is."

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 21 August 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

Jam Dev 2 weeks ago
Not sure I follow the story of the vid. Think he's her dad, but his ex won't give him access unless he pays child support?

Ali Bee
Ali Bee 2 weeks ago
Who cares about the story... Enjoy the music!

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 21 August 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

We were wrong. There is something creepier than than the song "Into the Night." That thing: the original video for Benny Mardones' "Into the Night," featuring a goblin-faced Benny Mardones in a sleeveless striped t-shirt stalking a sixteen year old girl through a window, and then through a spectral statutory rape Tardis, and finally on a magic carpet that smells like Night Train and old cigarette smoke.

http://i.imgur.com/09bN1TK.png

http://i.imgur.com/xBcz9zm.png

pplains, Sunday, 21 August 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

Who cares about the story... Enjoy the music!

The only way this song can be enjoyed

Vinnie, Sunday, 21 August 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

i wish Mike Patton/Faith No More would cover this
it's so in their wheelhouse of cheesy covers

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 August 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

aaand I posted the same thing 4 yrs ago, lol

CMON PATTON, wtf

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 August 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

I'll say this: This is a rough song to have stuck in one's head for more than a day.

http://i.imgur.com/NWivCZb.jpg

pplains, Monday, 22 August 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

a+

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

Cranking the Mardones rn

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

is that euphemism
have you broken any state laws y/n

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link

hahaha no but i got home from the bar and saw this and listened to "into the night" get progressively worse with the 89, 2002, and finally acoustic versions

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

'Into the K-Hole (feat. Death in Vegas)' from the Spawn original motion picture soundtrack.

Two Kisses and Three Wet Mouths (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

that doesn't make sense but at the same time it makes a lot of sense

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

Bump.

Just remembered this classic thread after Mr. Mardones came up on shuffle. Those screams in the fade are truly crazed, the sound of a desperate man being dragged away from a high school fence after going to all that trouble of cutting off his ankle monitor.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link

I get so mad now when I hear this song.

pplains, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

truly the grossest thing i have ever done is sing this song at a karaoke bar
complete with screams at the end
i am disgusting!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link

<3

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

wkiw

britain's secret sauce (seandalai), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

i had forgotten about this song. hearing it now returned me to the back of my mom's silver Honda Civic .

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

truly the grossest thing i have ever done is sing this song at a karaoke bar

o m g

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 November 2019 03:47 (four years ago) link

Wish he woulda at least updated the ages when he kept remaking the song.

Soon he can just say "she's just sixty years old"

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 03:50 (four years ago) link

No, no, it was a different sixteen year old girl the second time, hence the re-release

Vinnie, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

At least this time around the sixteen year old girl in question is just an anime print on a body pillow. I guess that's progress?

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Listening rn after an inexcusably long lapse. Happy to announce that it's lost none of its power to induce bone-deep creep-outs.

I could've sworn there was a lyric about Benny conveying this message by scrawling it in his own blood across the side of this poor girl's family house and being sent to jail when her father found him passed out in the yard the next morning, but perhaps it's just subtextual.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 March 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Was just thinking about this guy.

Dad turns 71 this summer and sent me a photo of Johnny Cash from 2001. "This is what 71 looks like!"

Made me think of Rick Rubin calling up Benny Mardones, asking if he wanted the CASH treatment.

RUBIN: Got some ideas perfect for the first single: "Soma" by Smashing Pumpkins, um, song called "Harrowdown Hill" by Thom Yorke – he's the guy from Radiohead....

MARDONES: What about.... "Into the Night"?

pplains, Monday, 29 June 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

She's just 16 years old
Leave her alone.
You're dead

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 June 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link

RIP to an ILX creepy legend

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

Wonder if he'll die again in 2029?

pplains, Monday, 29 June 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

Hahaha

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

Though the opening lines ("She's just 16 years old/ 'Leave her alone,' they said") made many listeners uncomfortable coming from the then-33-year-old Mardones, he would later explain the song was inspired by his platonic relationship with a teenage neighbor of his whose father had left her. (The first line was supposedly meant as a rejoinder to his co-writer, who got a little leery when meeting her for the first time.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3_UM8rcGe4

enochroot, Monday, 29 June 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link

Elevated by Mardones' powerhouse vocal performance -- influenced by his love of both Pavarotti and Teddy Pendergrass

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 June 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link

"Elevated by Mardones' powerhouse vocal performance -- influenced by his love of both Pavarotti and Teddy Pendergrass"

LOL

skip, Monday, 29 June 2020 17:31 (three years ago) link

"I'm not creepy, I'm writing in character, maaaaan."

At the beginning of that video he looks like Christoper Walken in a wig.

Tōne Locatelli Romano (PBKR), Monday, 29 June 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

And then when he walks around the corner to peer in her window, it reminds me of a scene from Mindhunter with the houses and circa-1980 cars in the background.

Tōne Locatelli Romano (PBKR), Monday, 29 June 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

there's a 2002 version too btw

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 03:58 (three years ago) link

she's still 16 in that version

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 03:58 (three years ago) link

if I had written a song that sounded as good as “Into The Night” I’d record a hundred versions of it too

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 06:18 (three years ago) link

Benny Mardones - Into the Night vs. In 2 the Night by Tulip Sweet and Her Trail of Tears
https://youtu.be/610FDGsOxVE

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

it's a great vocal performance
it's a pretty great song
super creepy though

this makes zero fucking sense:

Though the opening lines ("She's just 16 years old/ 'Leave her alone,' they said") made many listeners uncomfortable coming from the then-33-year-old Mardones, he would later explain the song was inspired by his platonic relationship with a teenage neighbor of his whose father had left her. (The first line was supposedly meant as a rejoinder to his co-writer, who got a little leery when meeting her for the first time.)

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

it's like having a dream
where nobody has a heart
it's like having it all
and watching it fall apart

BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2022 00:37 (one year ago) link

benny mardones: 'actually, it's ephebophilia'

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2022 00:38 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Heard it at Trader Hoe’s today

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:35 (one year ago) link

Omg JOE’s
so embarrassed

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:35 (one year ago) link

Truly honest typo vvv sorry

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:36 (one year ago) link

Benny would appreciate it in spirit.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 02:03 (one year ago) link

benny: portrait of a serial killer

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, May 18, 2012

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 02:05 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Saw this album in a thrift store yesterday. Had never heard anything by this guy other than his big gross hit, but the album opener's title, "She's So French", piqued my curiosity. The first ten seconds seem to sum up the lyrical themes and vocal stylings of Mr. Mardones. "You'd better/Give me/Some of your/Good loving/Right nooooooooooooowwww!!!!! [wailed with maximum gusto]". And besides the repeated assertion that She's So French, no other references to Frenchness appear.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 14 March 2024 05:57 (one month ago) link

ironically, it was actually Mardones who said this to Robert Tepper IRL when the latter made an inappropriate remark about a 16-year old girl who he paid to walk his dog. he and all his apologists keep pointing to this to suggest it isn't a song about wanting to have sex w/ teenage girls, that it's a platonic love for someone he wants to take out of poverty...

...which would be maybe 35% believable if not for the chorus and the fuckin' music video, lol

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 March 2024 13:44 (one month ago) link

[Hook]

pplains, Thursday, 14 March 2024 13:52 (one month ago) link

"You'd better/Give me/Some of your/Good loving/Right nooooooooooooowwww!!!!! [wailed with maximum gusto]

Haha that was about my reaction way upthread when I listened to the album. It certainly makes a mark out of the gate, shall we say.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 March 2024 15:12 (one month ago) link

"If you don't gimme your love/Well, what?"

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 March 2024 15:15 (one month ago) link

was just looking at mardones on wikipedia - his first album was produced by andrew loog oldham and features mick ronson on guitar and jerry shirley from uriah heep on drums!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 March 2024 15:48 (one month ago) link

and a restraining order on rhythm guitar

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 March 2024 15:52 (one month ago) link

the creepiness of the song notwithstanding, I found a video of his last ever performance and his Parkinson's had gotten so bad by that point he was visibly shaking and barely able to hold the microphone. and he introduces "Into the Night" and asks the crowd to join him for what will be his last performance of the song ever. it was incredibly sad to watch.

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 March 2024 15:55 (one month ago) link

'She's So (Good At) French(ing)'

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 March 2024 16:08 (one month ago) link

he wants you to know

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 March 2024 16:09 (one month ago) link

listening to the first Benny record (Thank God for Girls lol)

some wisdom:

"One lesson I've learned in life
you gotta butter your bread
before they let you use the knife"

so i'm wondering if he just smeared the butter on his bread with his hand?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 March 2024 16:38 (one month ago) link

lmao

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 March 2024 16:41 (one month ago) link

oh my god this album sucks

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 March 2024 16:48 (one month ago) link

guess he was one and (mar)done(s)

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 March 2024 16:54 (one month ago) link

i tapped out halfway through "Susquehanna Lady"

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 March 2024 16:55 (one month ago) link

The final curtain came down
On Johnny at thirty-five
Left a family of nine little kids
And a devastated wife

Damn Johnny

President Keyes, Thursday, 14 March 2024 17:00 (one month ago) link

so i'm wondering if he just smeared the butter on his bread with his hand?

don't you?

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 March 2024 17:20 (one month ago) link

mad at me because I can finally afford to provide my family with cutlery

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 March 2024 17:22 (one month ago) link

lol

dyl, Thursday, 14 March 2024 17:46 (one month ago) link

i tapped out halfway through "Susquehanna Lady"

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, March 14, 2024 12:55 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol, is susquehanna the least notable place to have its own lady

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 March 2024 17:51 (one month ago) link


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