The Rockstar Uproar Festival of 2012!

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Fuck you.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

energy drink rock stars, presented by Rockstar Energy Drink

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

Daddy needs his medicine after reading that.

Matt M., Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

What a bunch of tossers.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

dear god, I have never been gladder to be old

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

pretty sure you are the same age as the average age of the members of those bands

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

possibly also the average age of the audience members who are not brought to the show by their parents

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

Hahah some dude OTM there. I mean look at frickin' Staind now.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

all I know is that I want to sit In This Moment down and talk them through some community college pamphlets

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Someone please explain this Deuce fella.

A. Begrand, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

Unintentionally accurate stage name!

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

OHHHHH --- Deuce is a member of Hollywood Undead! they're really awful!

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol j3ff

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

Whoa, Staind look like the members of Foreigner do now.

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

Goddammit, this is the rap-rock revival we've been fearing, isn't it.

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

And it'll go over as well as the return of Limp Bizkit.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

Optional T-Shirt Sleeves, The Festival

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

You have not lived until you have seen Deuce's video. Obligatory warning: Totally NSFW, will make you hate all of humanity.

誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also ironic that Rockstar the engery drink festival books acts with no real rock star

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Hailing from Hamilton, ONT, Redlight King's U.S. debut album Something For The Pain released in 2011 landed #3 on Billboard's Heatseeker Chart while their first single "Old Man," an original song penned by frontman Mark Kasprzyk (aka "Kaz") featuring the first-ever sampling of the Neil Young classic, ignited a buzz for the band and was the 13th most-played song at Alternative Radio last year. Redlight King's music is a mash-up of gritty rock and old school beats, while the songs on their debut are a culmination of life's highs and lows. Their current single, "Bullet In My Hand," a coming-out-of-the-dark tale that shatters with a ferocious rock chorus and has anthem written all over it, shot straight to the top of the Active Rock charts while their song "Comeback" has been tapped for the highly-anticipated AVENGERS ASSEMBLE soundtrack alongside Soundgarden, Rise Against and Evanescence . Performing on THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO and CONAN, Redlight King are an incendiary live band, spending much of their time on the road hitting the stage with the likes of AWOLNATION, Incubus, Buckcherry, Shinedown and more. "

13th most played song, Ned!

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

I guess I'll be the one to break the ice on this: FOZZY??????????????

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

See Fozzy I knew about, it's pro wrestler Chris Jericho's cover band, been around for a while now.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

As for that Deuce video, Jesus Christ.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

13th most played song, Ned!

In hell, sure.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Fozzy only does covers? LAAAMMMMEEEEE

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

See Fozzy I knew about, it's pro wrestler Chris Jericho's cover band

oh okay, that doesn't make it any less insane or weird that they named themselves after a Muppet

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

I hope his onstage choreo is cribbed from his DWTS stint

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

I haven't looked but is it wrong that I just assume this festival is happening in Florida?

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

I am amazed that that video gets progressively more vile as it goes – and I didn't think it could get worse after the stripper fight club, but it DOES!

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

This shit is NATIONWIDE, man!

Fozzy do originals, too, but they aren't really very good at it.

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://rockstaruproar.com/tourdates/

I just lolled at my cubicle

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's great, isn't it.

WORLD TOUR OF LITTLE ROCK!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

Hahaha man that's a lot of TBAs! I see garage bands doing week long tours with more confirmations!

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

They are hitting ALL of Little Rock.

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

guys the tour was just announced and those dates are 3-5 months away, can we at least chill on not forcing lols out of kind of commonplace stuff

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

when are you leaving for Little Rock

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

ARRRRRRRGH, now that Deuce song is stuck in my head! I HATE.

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

when Deuce e-mails me my flight confirmation and the sheet music for my parts (xpost)

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

The Symphonic Tribute to Deuce

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

Staind more like Old

goole, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

LOL Ned!

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

"It's Been Awhile (Since I Wiped Myself)"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

Going back to Deuce for a moment – I never thought that the component parts of Hollywood Undead could be WORSE than the whole!

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

As for that Deuce video, Jesus Christ.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 11:11 AM (28 seconds ago)

yeah, sigh, kids today...

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

Going back to Deuce for a moment – I never thought that the component parts of Hollywood Undead could be WORSE than the whole!

― NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 2:29 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark

i don't think we can declare Deuce the king of HU solo careers justt because he came out first, i still think Johnny 3 Tears has an All Things Must Pass in him

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

i think that Charlie Scene and J-Dog are selling themselves short by not forming some kind of side project, too. but i get that they want to focus on the main band and not grab any glory for themselves.

Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

a coming-out-of-the-dark tale that shatters with a ferocious rock chorus and has anthem written all over it, shot straight to the top of the Active Rock charts

LOLOLOL Active Rock

bit.ly sno cone maker (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

The Inactive Rock chart must be great.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

What's worse: if Deuce is just a cynical opportunist cashing in on the fact that white trash kids like garbage, or if he actually believes in his art?

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

totally lolling about FOZZY

look at this balloon fozzie that appears to be made of hot dogs

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

You'll never get me to click on one of those videos. Ever.

Never.

Matt M., Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

Oof.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

Joy!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 September 2012 17:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

You going?

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 17:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

Depends, how armed can I be?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 September 2012 17:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's Vegas, so I assume Commando suit-up montage.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 17:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

Meanwhile I checked

http://www.rockstaruproar.com/tour-dates/

And this DID actually happen. In fact, one could see this Vegas thing AND that tour's final dates this same weekend, said tour wrapping up in Phoenix and Albuquerque...

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 September 2012 17:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha Ned the first thing I did was go "hey did they ever get any dates besides Little Rock *click* oh booo"

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 17:56 (2 years ago) Permalink


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