http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/countygrind/2012/04/adele_plump_female_musicians_sex.php
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
adele_plump_female_musicians_sex.php
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
sigh
― maura, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
This list isn't about proclaiming exceptions or wearing a strong enough pair of beer goggles; it's about acknowledging that even the big girls need some love, and we're down to give to 'em.
what the
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
this dude also wrote http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2012/01/10_sexiest_super_bowl_commerci.php
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
didn't expect 'Broward' to be an actual place
― W. E. B. Du Bois Goals Panel (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
I'm assuming this dude got paid to do this, right
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
8. Doritos - Ali Landry
This is a personal favorite, probably because it came out during the height our of teenage masturbatory fury. If this list were named "Hot Girls Who Had a Moment of Fame Because of Their Hotness but Couldn't Take It Anywhere Because They Had Absolutely No Talent At All," then Ali Landry would be way at the top, running a very far second to Megan Fox.
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, April 25, 2012 11:15 AM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark
$40, which is almsot worse than not even being paid at all
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
Was just going to ask that question (about getting paid).
― grandavis, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
that URL is really going nowhere good
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
this is basically why I don't read music blogs in a nutshell
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
a cheerily sexist nutshell
Was hard to pick a line out of it that wasn't deeply offensive. Refuse to go back to see if there is one. Is the search for content really this desparate?
― grandavis, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
yes
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link
I take it you've never seen Cops.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
Sinead O'Conner
Straight up, this is a pity bang.
disgusting
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.collegemagazine.com/files/image/chiddy%20bang.jpg
Straight up, this is a chitty bang.
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
Bro-ward Ho!
― bendy, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
how did they manage to hold off on stretching this out to five pages
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
I pity anyone who lives in Broward and Palm Beach so it may explain his attitude.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
After five seconds of reflection I am pretty sure I know what you actually mean but, given the article, my first thought was "Is Alfred saying, 'poor Broward dudes, all they have is big people'?????????"
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
Nice ironical thread title btw
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://flavorwire.com/283266/a-selection-of-the-most-genuinely-terrifying-people-in-hip-hop
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
i would read that but no way i'm giving that shit 10 clickthrus
tho i did notice the r. kelly tag, which makes a lot of sense, seeing as he's a rapper who often threatens violence
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
It’s a reminder of the fact that when hip hop abandons its tiresome obsession with idiot materialism and posturing, it can still sound vital and relevant.
ffs
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
the combination thread title + first post is the funniest thing ive seen on ilx in ages. cheers Whiney http://i.imgur.com/5YkiA.gif
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
Listicle idea: Fat black women that Ric Delgado would fuck, but Tom Hawking is scared of
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
$40, which is almost worse than not even being paid at all
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, April 25, 2012 11:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
OTM
― til the sound of my voice will haint u (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
it is semi-disappointing that "listicle" is a portmanteau of "list" and "article" when most examples end up coming across as a portmanteau of "list" and "testicle"
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
portmanteau of Liszt and icicle
― til the sound of my voice will haint u (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
Aw DJP you should have replaced the second 'list' with 'lick'
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
the writer of the BROward piece is, a cursory facebook search reveals, not actually 14 or even 20 but THIRTY-ONE :O
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
I really shouldn't wish death or violence on anyone, but...
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
Anyone that’s known me for any period of time has probably had a chance to read The Whispers. If you haven’t… well, maybe you should question the closeness of our friendship (which I’m guessing must be close since you’re reading this blog).
I started writing The Whispers in 2000, after one of many over-dramatic crush on girl friend situation. Let me tell you, there is no better inspiration than getting rejected by a crush (especially a crush that had been cultivated for years) and listening to Henry Rollins’ Hard Volume.
The Whispers came out of me faster than anything else I’d written at the time, which by that point entailed research papers and bad poetry. Then for the next twelve years I’ve been revising and rewriting it.
I lost count when the revisions reached twenty, and that was probably a couple of years ago. I’ve worked and molded this story, never feeling quite comfortable with it, especially when I got negative feedback from friends and other writers.
I would put the story down periodically, let it breathe, then pick it up years later. Then, this past year, I picked it up again. In the last two or three years I have been writing every single day. And this time things were different. Normally, when I would work on the 4,300 word short story, I would find myself lost at times. I would lose track of the point I was making, where it fit in the context of the story, and even agonizing about single word changes.
This time I totally kicked it’s ass.
the typo kicked your ass
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/crossfade/2011/09/five_very_masturbatory_music_videos_1980s_1990s.php
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
I started writing The Whispers in 2000, after one of many over-dramatic crush on girl friend situation.
ARRRGH
― bit.ly sno cone maker (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
the combination thread title + first post is the funniest thing ive seen on ilx in ages
lol yes
― Lamp, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
The Whispers came out of me faster than anything else
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
this is total BS but
Sarcasm doesn't always come across in writing, and it certainly didn't in this post. I get why commenters below called this "the most insulting thing on the Internet," and that's why it has been removed. New Times regrets the offense we've caused and hopes you'll stick with us in our next attempt at sarcasm. -- Eric Barton
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha wait, their retraction basically states "sorry for offending you but that was sarcastic; we'd never sleep with these fat women"????????????
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
New Times regrets the offense we've caused
Isn't offense their whole business model?
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
three cheers to commenter "very good article"
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
(that was me)
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
nice work
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not sure which is worse: the editor implying that no male at the broward new time would dare fuck a fat woman or that he thinks we can't take 3 minutes and look at ric delgado's archive to find a host of other, non-"sarcastic" posts
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
unless ric cordero never actually beat it to "rump shaker", but i don't think that's possible
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
er, ric delgado
also commented on on The Bieber Bowl: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Live Blog last year
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
sort of disappointed it isn't up anymore. good ammo. not even cached.
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, taking it down is pretty cowardly
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
Someone somewhere surely archived it.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
It's available here: http://ohnotheywrittnt.tumblr.com/
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
Ric Delgado's publishing a novel, guys.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
Another ebook sensation.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
ha on twitter he pulls out the "BUT THEN WE'D HAVE NO RICHARD PRYOR!!" line
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://ohnotheywrittnt.tumblr.com/post/21796381149/sarcasm-doesnt-always-come-across-in-writing-and
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
what was the whole Whispers thing from?
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
His novel!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
oh he has a website!
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
(oh shit)
I realized a year ago that I didn’t want to be a stuffy writer, blogger, or journalist, asking questions like:
“What has Miami done for your writing? What do you think of Vice City?”
5 Questions with JJ Colagrande, REVMiami.com, March 31, 2010
How boring is that? Now, new and improved Ric Delgado writer, asks questions like:
“I’m required to ask you questions about Miami, so have you ever done cocaine off a stripper’s thigh, then had to hide a dead body in the Everglades?”
Nikki Glaser Jokes About A Lot of Messed Up Stuff at Miami Science Museum, Miami New Times, April 12, 2012
Bam! Now that’s a question.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
RicDelgadoRocks After today's twitter beatdown, I unwind by listening to a girl blowing smoke rings out of her vagina on the Howard Stern Show.
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
To further my writing career, I knew I had to interject a lot more of my personality into my writing. And I think I’ve been doing that pretty damn well.
But, as a writer, particularly for a local Miami blog, there is a gigantic flaw in my plan to become rich and famous: NOBODY READS IN THIS CITY!
Yes, it is the sad and pathetic truth, but Miami dun’t reed too goods.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
that really seems like a trick that loses a lot without the visual component
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
i emailed the editor he emailed he back. his response:
Jordan,
Sorry you feel that way. I wonder what kind of apology you'd suggest instead.
Best,
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
he really seems like a dick who loses a lot without the visual component
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
xp How about one that doesn't shift blame to the reader for not getting the intended "sarcasm" and one that includes the bit about how Ric Delgado's submissions will no longer be welcome by any outlet of the New Times corp?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
And if thou gaze long into a dick, the dick will also gaze into thee
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
wait dicks have eyes...?
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, April 25, 2012 5:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
yeah, i responded w/ this (in so many words) so we'll see if he gets back to me
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
RicDelgadoRocks
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
I've affixed googly eyes to mine.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
it bears repeating
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
this is terrible, no doubt, but i have to admit my second thought was "these are the shitbags now taking beer money out pf my pocket."
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
Where are Delgado's friends in all this? Why are they letting him watch so many Tosh.0 reruns?
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think he has friends, unless you count realdolls.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
So he's supposedly daring people to write in and get him fired...
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
Anyway, this link you should all happily click on:
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/countygrind/2012/04/why_rick_delgado_pleasantly_plump_listicle_was_not_okay.php
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
HUGELY INFLUENTIAL ONLINE VIA HIS TWITTER FEED
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
Trying to parse this:
Ric Delgado @RicDelgadoRocksGood piece by @ariellec: Another View: Why Ric Delgado's "Pleasantly Plump" Listicle Yesterday Was Not Okay
tess_rae @tess_rae@RicDelgadoRocks @ariellec not really clear on how you can say this is a good piece while continuing to defend all you wrote.
Ric Delgado @RicDelgadoRocks@tess_rae @ariellec is a great writer who made clear and well written points.
― ], Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't know H@rvey was the author of that tumblr!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
In another response, he told a woman she "must be single" for calling him out.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
microphone placement is key
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
Ric Delgado @RicDelgadoRocks Reply Retweet Favorite · OpenI appreciate you thinking there was a first time. RT @heycalliejoy: @RicDelgadoRocks, also, good luck getting laid ever again.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
okay that is the first funny thing I've seen dude write
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
he should have to spend the rest of his life w that article stapled to his clothes.
"maybe you've heard of me? i wrote that thing about adele's kankles. i'm kind of a big deal."
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
now that they've caught the rogue blogger, I'm sure the New Times will never post another offensive, inane listicle again
― da croupier, Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
that piece is good and all the points are OTM and i understand why a woman would want to write it but i guess i find slightly regrettable that neither the male writer of the piece nor the male editor of the paper decided to write that piece -- it sorta reinforces the lasting message of "hey, we're sorry that we offended you, but WE don't think we did anything wrong"
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
also how the hell was this published by a female section editor smh
She probably thought it was going to generate a lot of hits so she didn't care about the content being offensive.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
isn't spike tv's director a woman or something
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
maybe the job was a prize she won at the "guys' choice awards"
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
"hit count" is the answer
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
Ric Delgado @RicDelgadoRocks Reply Retweet Favorite · Open@ariellec if comedians concerned themselves with the people that got offended then there'd be no Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Louie CK, etc.
― am0n, Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, i'm pretty much over the sexism thing and more pissed that he sees himself as following in the footsteps of louis ck and richard pryor
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
move over, dennis perrin, we got ourselves a new comedy outlaw
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
All of those comedians concerned themselves meticulously with the people they were offending, tho
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, Ric here misses the absolute essence of what made those guys who they are.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
it blows my mind this guy is over 30
― da croupier, Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, i'd've pegged his iq somewhere in the low teens
― seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
@LennyBruceRocks
― am0n, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
It blows my mind that he thinks a publisher would accept a novel he wrote.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
The sense of superiority coming from the rock crit circle jerk that forms when something like this happens is almost as repellent as the original article. I can understand a few tweets, a few comments. But whole blogs getting set up seems a bit much.
― Position Position, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, a bunch of jerks feeling superior because they didn't write "Plump Female Musicians I Would Bone"
― seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
yeah dudes i for one am really sick of all the shrill protest that occurs when something misogynistic surfaces in american culture
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
x-post, you must be single.
― like a musical album. made by a band. (fucking in the streets), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
there's still time to be included in Delgado's followup: "Sympathy Trolls I Would Bone."
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
Ric DelgadoYesterday via TwitterI'm going to hell for this one: 8 Pleasantly Plump Female Musicians We'd Like to Get Down with http://t.co/a1O4jIWp via @NewTimesBroward@RicDelgadoRocks on Twitt · via Twitter
Cary Garcia I knew you would have Beth Ditto on there! Love her!Yesterday at 9:46am via mobile · Like
― JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 26, 2012 4:44 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Saw someone reading Tucker Max's book at the airport. Wanted to spill hot coffee on his shit face
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
it's just a book, man
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
if we can't hate shit books and shit bloggers what else can we hate?
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
ourselves
― pandemic, Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP8Pe8tp2TQ
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
position position really trying to make some major moves -- i see you
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
he'll be a regular in about 3 months
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
Position Position has been a regular poster for over a year
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
PositionPositionRocks
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
The sense of superiority coming from the rock crit circle jerk that forms when something like this happens is almost as repellent as the original article.
lollllllllllll
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
"what's almost as bad as this horrible human being is all these people who think they're better than him"
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
8 Pleasantly Trolly Listicles We'd Like To Circle Jerk To
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
As noted on Twitter by Whiney, fin:
Arielle Castillo @ariellecThe final update on Plumpgate is that Ric Delgado got canned as a contributor to New Times Broward-Palm Beach.
The final update on Plumpgate is that Ric Delgado got canned as a contributor to New Times Broward-Palm Beach.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 April 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 27 April 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
Courtney E. Smith @courtneyesmith@ariellec And the chorus of Hole's "Plump" plays when he walks out of the building?Arielle Castillo @ariellec@courtneyesmith well.... He's a freelancer, so maybe it wafted in the air as he mourned behind his own laptop?
@ariellec And the chorus of Hole's "Plump" plays when he walks out of the building?
Arielle Castillo @ariellec
@courtneyesmith well.... He's a freelancer, so maybe it wafted in the air as he mourned behind his own laptop?
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 April 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
Also, true:
grayson currin @currincy@SteveKandell @1000TimesYes @ariellec Ric Delgado is a punching bag. Fire the people who hired him and gave him a login.
@SteveKandell @1000TimesYes @ariellec Ric Delgado is a punching bag. Fire the people who hired him and gave him a login.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 April 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
8 Reasons We Need To Stop Slapping On A "-Gate" Every Time Two People Disagree With Each Other
― caulk the wagon and float it, Friday, 27 April 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn2.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oregon-trail-caulk-the-wagon-ford-the-river-300x196.gif
― am0n, Friday, 27 April 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah I'm so fkin sick of the -gate suffix.
― bit.ly sno cone maker (Jon Lewis), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
Ric Delgado is a punching bag. Fire the people who hired him and gave him a login.
yeah this
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
"-Gate"gate
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
thirding the gatehate
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
gatehategate
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
tbh i dunno if my bloodlust has been so inaquately quenched that i think multiple people who didn't even write this thing but lacked the hands-on attention to detail or and/or moral compass to keep it from going online need to lose their jobs. especially since afaik the actual author is just losing some freelancing income, not a full-time job.
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
"We've had so many -gates the last few years: Nannygate, Filegate, Travelgate, Paulgate. When Bob Dole's elected he'll show'em what a door is!"
- Bob Dole
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
bob dole bringin the lols
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
he wrote sins not tragedies
― listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
i really should have said "loles"
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
sad i missed this entire ordeal
but also kind of happy about it
― man down (D-40), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
Agree re editors taking blame here. You don't have to publish everything that's submitted. And the idea must have been run past an editor to commission it in the first place.
― Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
"loles" would be rueful, almost glum lols IMO
― bit.ly sno cone maker (Jon Lewis), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
Bob Lole
― caulk the wagon and float it, Friday, 27 April 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
Bob Dololo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b28HqlCBYgs
i am the way into the lolorous city
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
Ric is a good friend of mine and I'll be the first to say he has an odd sense of humor. I've known him long enough to know that he really means no harm. He's not Louis CK or Lenny Bruce. If he was he would be touring the country with offensive humor. What bothers me though is how the editor is getting no crap for this. Ric is just a freelance writer. It's not like he runs the paper. Obviously the editor thought it was a decent article or he wouldn't of published it. But I get the politics behind it. And I know you were an editor and your still a freelance writer so you get it. You had to write this article and I understand. I also understand why people got offended. Ironically through out of all this destruction it has made Ric one of the most popular freelance writers in Miami. Everybody would say for the wrong reasons but the fame is there either way. I mean he has an editor from Spin writing about him. He can actually turn this into an obnoxious, personality that's completely sarcastic and people will listen just to get offended. Because when it comes down to it the majority of this country wants to hear fart and dick jokes. I personally don't dig it but I'm the minority. There's ignorance everywhere. That's just the world we live in. It doesn't make it okay but it's reality.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
"Signed, Ric"
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
he's popular because Whiney mentioned him!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
This dude has a bright future ahead of him as a regular guest-star on Bob & Tom
― cinco de extra mayo (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
this dude has a bright future ahead of him as an occasionally revived thread
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
Hahaha
― cinco de extra mayo (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
the Larry the Cable Guy of music critics
― caulk the wagon and float it, Friday, 11 May 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.sickchirpse.com/2012/05/07/when-will-florence-welch-just-fuck-off/
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
Ah this now has its own thread: Music Criticism 2012, UK Division: "Instead of a review of this performer's concert, here are 50 insulting remarks about her appearance."
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
its on some UK fake-Vice site instead of a legit source so wgaf about some blogger imo
― thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
oh yes I was forgetting that the original article in this thread was published in that eminent music crit bible, the blogs section of the Broward Palm Beach New Times.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
worth it to push the thread onto the first page or two of google results for his name imo
― cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
xp that is at least a newspaper of some description aiui?
― cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
hey great music journalism is great music journalism!
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
So
When are winners gonna be announced for this
― Raymond Cummings, Monday, 5 November 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
As soon as Editor Ric Delgado publishes the winners' names.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
it's really a question of which recent village voice articles are the most deserving
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
"winners"
― Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
i'm actually not referring to the scandal chronicled in this thread - more to "BEST NEW MUSIC 2012"
― Raymond Cummings, Monday, 5 November 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.salon.com/2012/11/11/is_taylor_swift_being_taken_too_seriously/
― ya bish called wanda (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 November 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link
so many things wrong in that article that the answer to the question doesn't end up seeming particularly important or interesting.
― Tim F, Monday, 12 November 2012 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
Still no announcement, huh?
I'm sure I won't make it anyway, should stop caring
― Raymond Cummings, Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, come on!
― Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 27 December 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
?????
RIP BMW?
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 06:37 (eleven years ago) link
Please contact us!
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― curmudgeon, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
No new tweets since fall 2012 from the musicwriting twitter address
2012 Best Music Writing board members: Adam Curley, Jewly Hight, Miles Marshal Lewis, Bongani Madondo, Michaelangelo Matos, Anupa Mistry, Ann Powers, Mark Richardson, Alex Ross and Victoria Segal.
Daphne Carr and Tobias Carroll
aka Feedback Press
aka pubishers of the Best Music Writing series (and more)
― curmudgeon, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
No news in ages. Where did the Kickstarter money go?
― Edward Bax, Thursday, 23 May 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
http://gigaom.com/2013/08/22/kickstarter-kept-the-best-american-music-writing-alive-but-17k-later-wheres-the-book/
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
so shoddy
there's a bit more on this thread:
Best Music Writing 2012
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
this is the actual story:
http://noisey.vice.com/en_au/blog/what-ever-happened-to-the-best-music-writing-series
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
seriously does NO ONE know her irl? surely one of the many contacts of an established NYC-based editor/publisher does? is there NO crossover between the occupy crew she runs with now and people who want to know where the $17k went?
― lex pretend, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
apparently not.
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
she's like where's waldo on facebook. she's everywhere. all kinds of occupy places. i feel bad about this. i like daphne.
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
Is it weird that I'm still at the point where I don't even care where my money went, i just want this to happen?
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
If she can't be bothered to say anything beyond "no comment" then I doubt there's much anyone else can do. maybe the threat of legal action would focus her mind.
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
its a little late for it to happen. how many publishers would want to retroactively put out a book that was timed to be released the way those books were.
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
i like daphne.
do you know her irl!
― lex pretend, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
xpost
I figured. Hopefully anther publisher picks up the series at some point, but that's probably unlikely to happen either after all this.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
*another
there are literally a billion better ways to defend your peer from accusations of fraud than "but she's cool and you have a shitty job", lol @ Whiney
― Murgatroid, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link
i only see her at the EMP conferences. she's always so nice. she's really smart. sometimes things happen. i don't claim to understand.
x-post
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link
curious what proportion of donors to the kickstarter were music writers or involved in the music journalism industry in some way
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
well this escalated slowlyhttp://noisey.vice.com/blog/update-best-music-writing-2012-has-officially-been-canceled
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
and yet faster than you realize
― da croupier, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link
that's multiple threads for you
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link