You could say that making it two months without this thread means that 2012 is awesome. You could also be wrong.
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
Welcome to the list, Madonna!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
Welcome to the list twice, Madonna!
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
Here's your pal Nicki Minaj with her own shitshow:
^^^ that one is dreadful
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's semi-amusing, 2011 for me was very much The Year Of The Woman and this year is shaping up to be almost exactly the opposite (aside from School of Seven Bells, I hope)
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
oof that key change
― goole, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
Some overdue entries here:
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
my current headliners for the worst two songs i've heard this year:Anjulie - Behind the MusicAlyssa Reid and Jump Smokers - Alone Again
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol Karmin
my main reaction to them on SNL was "did the world need a rapping Jessie J?"
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
That Alyssa Reid song was around last year, in which I posted it in the Hip Hop Power Ballad thread as being the logical conclusion of the form. Though it appears they've now made it worse since the version I knew of featured some rapper named P Reign, not this white dude.
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
thank you for the inclusion of karmin
― teledyldonix, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahah omg that alyssa reid song
― teledyldonix, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
WHAT THE HELL re: Alyssa Reid/Jump Smokers
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
I mean, how did this happen
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
omg lol @ Anjulie
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
who was the genius who said "you know what would make Jordin Sparks' 'Battlefield' better, is bad rapping"
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
half the major label A&Rs in 2010-2011?
― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
the appropriation of occupy imagery to support anjulie's crappy, soulless crusade against crappy, soulless music is particularly offensive
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
my understanding is that the alyssa reid track went to #1 in canada; the revised format has gone to #1 in the uk
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
The Alyssa Reid track never got to #1 in Canada, or at least not on the Canadian Hot 100. We just finally got a Canadian number #1 that wasn't related to some sort of event or charity a few weeks ago with Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, the first since Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend.
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
Jesus, that autotune fast vibrato thing they've got all the girls doing is horrifying.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 1 March 2012 06:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
WOW "Alone Again" is so terrible I had to turn it off before the second chorus. speaking of which, does it strike anyone else as kind of... out of place?
like, I always took the Heart song as a kind of desperate aching love plea—'how do I get you alone (so that I can tell you all my feelings and the naughty things I want to do with you, because oooh baby I got it bad 4 u)'—whereas Alyssa Reid is like, 'how do I get you alone, wait I mean me not alone, because I am so lonely right now that I can't even write a proper hook'
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
till now, I always got by on my own / then you broke up with me / uhhh where was I again? / ...take it away, Jump Smokers!
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
I can't really pick one piece of sweetcorn out of Kid Cudi's new album as WZRD but it's the worst thing I've heard so far in 2012, and I've heard the Ting Tings album
here is a youtube with excerpts from all its anaemic shitawful Garageband songs
― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
The most utterly generic thing I could imagine possible in 2012.
― boxedjoy, Thursday, 1 March 2012 13:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
i always thought cudi was a special level of terrible but that collection of album cuts is just shocking
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 March 2012 13:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
okay I listened to almost that entire Cudi youtube posted here, and while I don't wanna judge him too harshly on the basis of out-of-context excerpts, can I just say: 'most people are pussies' is not a very good lyric. and this album sounds about as sonically adventurous as MILK on TOAST
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
cudi actually got mad at his label for 'undershipping' 50k copies of the WZRD album
― some dude, Friday, 2 March 2012 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
okay so many lols in this Cudi Youtube
this is terrible
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
I kind of want to hear the entirety of "Love Hard" though, it sounds hilarious
my little sister was *at one point, a few years ago) a serious cudi stan—I'll have to ask her opinion on this next time I see her
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's amazing, right? In the Pines!
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg what the hell is this
"What would you do/If your friends said/That I was dead" <--- are you a 13 year old goth
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://youtu.be/dpGbm08Mers here's the full "Love Hard"
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's bad that I'm considering getting this album solely for comedy purposes, right
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
Not at all, I am too!
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is late 2011 but i just heard it and it's super horrible!
― goole, Friday, 2 March 2012 16:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
I don't understand what is happening
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2012 16:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
god that macklemore thing is horrible
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
ok i haven't listened to that macklemore and i can only see half the title but based on what i know of that guy i'm gonna guess it's the first hip hop song to sample The Hooters?
― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's mocking stuff like the r.i.o. ft u-jean track, right? but so abysmal, even in comparison.
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
the macklemore thing is so bad I would rather listen to Kid Cudi
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
i wish, xxp
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
COME BACK THE STREETS, ALL IS FORGIVEN
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
xpost
haha i was wrong and it's somehow worse
also macklemore looks like the youngest dude that works at every muffler shop in south minneapolis
― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
think that's the name of his new mixtapebut all the s's are $'s
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Yah, man...you definitely got some holes from rust, we're probably going to have to replace the whole thing....new you're talking $400 for the parts plus labor"
― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
kid cudi sampler track is mind-blowingly bad, too. so dismal! snapshots from an album made while asleep. kind of want to hear the whole thing.
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
i'm gonna guess it's the first hip hop song to sample The Hooters?These guys did it in 97:
― MarkoP, Friday, 2 March 2012 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 12:18 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― MarkoP, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 12:38 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Alyssa Reid didn't go to #1 in Canada but it was the most requested/played/etc. Canadian song on Canadian radio of 2011. Not in any particular week, just like...consistently, overall, etc. it was spun more times than any other Canadian song.
― Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's amazing it's been played at all is what i'm saying
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
Macklemore the first track on this thread that I haven't been able to listen to all the way through.
― I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Monday, 5 March 2012 14:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
Wait, is this ilx's introduction to macklemore? Search is proving me right so far.
Buahahahahaha, get ready.
― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
he/they are horrifying
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
i ran into that on the xxl freshman class thread fyi, forget the exact link tho
― goole, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
Macklemore is a perfect example of a really sweet awesome guy making music that's so Seattle/Pacific NW centric that civic pride alone is making him a local superstar. He can sell out Safeco Field here, do very well in Portland, then so far crickets elsewhere. Again, personally I wish him the best, but I knew from the first verse I've heard from him "ilx's gonna be so allergic to Macklemore, we'll need ER"
― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
does every city have an earnest working-class white guy rapper now?
― goole, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
if Sacramento has one/gets one I will make it my mission to personally eradicate him
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
/her
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
though lol Sacramento ever having this
... I don't think Macklemore is terrible overall, actually. The backing tracks are ok. I can't get past the wheezy asthmatic flow. And there's one jokey disco/party song released that's terrible. I haven't heard the above yet, though.
― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
the above is a jokey disco/party song
― goole, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
is "ryan lewis" his producer/sidekick? don't see much evidence of him have a separate existence.
― goole, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
sad you didn't change yr display name to "mackromore", mm
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
I can't. I'd be killed by the Macklemafia.
― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
I tried to warn motherfuckers about Macklemore years ago
― marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
he wasn't even a bfd in seattle yet, really. and now he's on the cover of xxl? ffs.
― marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
― goole, Monday, March 5, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark
seattle could fill half of america's EWCWGR quota alone :/
― marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Monday, 5 March 2012 18:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
On R.I.O. and U-Jean's "Turn This Club Around" upthread:The most utterly generic thing I could imagine possible in 2012.
Agreed! I came across this last year from looking at the German charts, where it was massive. The fact that U-Jean was a US army guy who was in a military band and then stayed in Germany to pursue a pop career is many times more interesting than the music.
― if, Monday, 5 March 2012 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
I have a unjustifiable affection for pretty much everything R.I.O does.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 5 March 2012 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
imagining rev running out all soylent green in a jumpsuit screaming "MACKLEMORE IS PEOPLE"
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 02:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=U7pv7sO5Gng
― Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
I wish Anal Cunt were still around to do their own Santorum song.
― I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
they live on in our cunts
― God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
is that a link to the game on song? I really couldn't stand looking at the girl with the feather earrings. The kid in the KONY video was easier to deal with than her.
― sarahell, Friday, 9 March 2012 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
yup, that's the one.
― God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
i like it when they're in front of the bus that says SPECIAL in big letters
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
god i want someone to punch the feather earring chick in the face
― sarahell, Friday, 9 March 2012 20:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 April 2012 00:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
Is this a joek?
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
probably someone trying 2 capture the rebs black vibe in the 2k12
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
two girls, one preset
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
i saw this earlier.. I thought it was Miley and Jamie Lynn at first, and then I was like "why aren't they autotuned" and then I realized it wasn't them.
my true cool story of the day.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 19 April 2012 05:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
I don't know the year but One Direction's songs make me want to puke and pee blood
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 21 April 2012 04:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
which ironically is the same reason their fans love them
― aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 April 2012 04:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
I like the caption under the video above:
"Old Bailey Productions did not create any of the audio or lyrics for this video. We produced the video as a favor."
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Saturday, 21 April 2012 07:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
― aluminum rivets must not be proud of their plastic bosses (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 21 April 2012 18:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ha! I was just now introduced to "3 Second Rule" and came directly here to post it. Jon Lewis beat me by a few days.
My God, It's So Full of Shit!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 April 2012 00:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
sorta limited to spotify's offerings buthttp://open.spotify.com/user/maurajohnston/playlist/7LR1QkQnEPvLAIUTRxwCpr
― maura, Thursday, 26 April 2012 05:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
the title is ironic, i guess
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Friday, 27 April 2012 03:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
i heard that on top 40 radio and was like o___________________O but i forgot about it before i could post it here
― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's almost like a knowing parody of the dozens of TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME songs that have proliferated since "I Gotta Feeling" but somehow even worse
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
it kind of jams in spite of its obvious awfulness tho :/
― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
but a really bizarre thing to hear between katy perry and adele
― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Friday, 27 April 2012 04:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?W2G6ql9zBv0
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
Whoops. Try this:
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
Wow.
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 04:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
If anyone would like to fill up this thread in a day I highly recommend watching an 8 hour block of MTV-U.
They LOVE that Wallpaper video.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 08:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 09:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yep, that was pretty grim.
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
Haha wow that's really someting
― badg, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
something
Anjulie - Behind the Musichttp://www.youtube.com/v/U3_TSG4AkOE&fs=1&hl=en
can i just
aw forget it
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 11:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok i just watched that clip from The Voice
good god
after LDR the other day it's just like...... on what grounds does this show have to "coach" anyone in ANYTHING
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 11:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
that is a beautiful trainwreck.
― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
I could watch that guy from The Script sliding along the floor miming to Tom Jones singing the "Touch me" bit all day. The look on his face is pricless, like he's clearly living out all his Bono fantasies right there on that stage.
Theres something so perfect about the way Tom Jones just suddenly appears clearly making up his own tune, then suddenly he just starts shouting really loudly, almost in a panic.
― Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
is 3 second rule about how if you work in a kitchen and you drop some food on the floor you can still serve it to a customer as long as you pick it up quick?
― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
essentially
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
wowowow
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
omg that Voice clip
why is will.i.am there, he is not known for his "voice"
also lol @ Tom Jones being 5 million years old and still kicking everyone else's ass
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
the shame of TO
― Simon H., Thursday, 3 May 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
i listened to approximately 1.87 new mickey avalon songs just now
― maura, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
sorry about that
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
fucking shit
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 25 May 2012 05:49 (11 months ago) Permalink
and, thank you summer jams thread:
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 June 2012 00:51 (11 months ago) Permalink
would not have expected andy milonakis to impact pop in 2012
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 June 2012 20:46 (11 months ago) Permalink
NEATO massive knockers
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 June 2012 07:13 (11 months ago) Permalink
I generally measure the badness of these songs by how far into it I get before closing the window in disgust. NEATO was :51 in, but that's only cause the first 30 seconds of the video don't contain any music.
― the mating calls of sarcastic sharks (jer.fairall), Friday, 8 June 2012 02:19 (11 months ago) Permalink
oh god no
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:27 (9 months ago) Permalink
Lisa Gail Allred is back! Was tempted to start a thread just for her, and if she does a third video I just might (there are more songs on the net so be prepared). But the talent that brought you "The 3 Second Rule" has returned with "Coffee Or Tea":
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 21:58 (9 months ago) Permalink
this fucking song
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 3 August 2012 22:15 (9 months ago) Permalink
This video too! So wonderfully North Texas.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 22:18 (9 months ago) Permalink
omg
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 3 August 2012 23:03 (9 months ago) Permalink
The hell?
― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 4 August 2012 00:59 (9 months ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-v-UUk5wQ
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:19 (9 months ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-v-UUk5wQ&feature=player_embedded
.................wow
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:01 (9 months ago) Permalink
Is it too early to miss the "classic Pomplamoose"?
Noam Karavany 1 week ago 38
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:10 (9 months ago) Permalink
It is spectacular how everything in that youtube is so bad.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:11 (9 months ago) Permalink
Is this the fruit of their promise to make ”EDM”
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:25 (9 months ago) Permalink
wow that is so very unredeemably bad
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:06 (9 months ago) Permalink
― billstevejim, Friday, 17 August 2012 07:42 (9 months ago) Permalink
I'm betting you love creep mode
― Lee626, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:08 (9 months ago) Permalink
yeah, that song is fucking horrible.
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:02 (9 months ago) Permalink
― goole, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:13 (9 months ago) Permalink
And here I thought, "Oh this can't be worse than the time they ruined Music Sounds Better With You".
I was proven wrong.
― MarkoP, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:16 (9 months ago) Permalink
Can't believe it took this long for the Blur hook to be swiped for a crap pop song, actually.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:25 (8 months ago) Permalink
all songs from maroon 5's latest album belong here.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:33 (8 months ago) Permalink
I'm not too clear on when these were recorded (they may be leaked tracks from an album she recorded with Johnny Jewel of the Chromatics a few years ago), but holy god this person is awful.
― crütis what we aim for (unregistered), Monday, 3 September 2012 13:54 (8 months ago) Permalink
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Monday, 10 September 2012 13:15 (8 months ago) Permalink
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:14 (8 months ago) Permalink
I never expected to hear a mall rock Die Antwoord. Impressively horrid.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:19 (8 months ago) Permalink
Look for it to appear on Christgau's top tracks of 2012 list.
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:20 (8 months ago) Permalink
I'm kind of torn on this one. Pretty sure it's more terrible than it is anything positive, though.
Jericko - We Party Hard
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:17 (8 months ago) Permalink
MJ not so much remixed as dug up, bent over his gravestone and sloppily sodomized by Pitbull and Afrojack.
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Thursday, 27 September 2012 02:08 (7 months ago) Permalink
oh this made me so sad when i heard it. SPEAKING OF
'hey i have an idea, let's rework this pop song so that it's much longer and the vocal harmonies, which are KEY TO MAKING IT GREAT, are excised. the kids'll understand. at least it's for gum!'
― maura, Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:11 (7 months ago) Permalink
at least when i went to the show that served as this song's premiere duran duran did 'notorious' and 'wild boys'
― maura, Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:12 (7 months ago) Permalink
lol, that is pretty bad
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:52 (7 months ago) Permalink
what the hell
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:57 (7 months ago) Permalink
holy shit, what did they do to the verse of "Hungry Like The Wolf"
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:58 (7 months ago) Permalink
fuuuck off
it sounds like music for a car commercial "NEW KIA WOLF"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:08 (7 months ago) Permalink
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:44 (7 months ago) Permalink
nothing on this thread yet approaches the vomitous quality of "neato"
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:48 (7 months ago) Permalink
true
― my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:51 (7 months ago) Permalink
nothing wrong at all with neato
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 October 2012 10:54 (7 months ago) Permalink
it's not as good as the eric nies/jesse camp/jenny mccarthy posse cut, as far as rap groups comprised entirely of former mtv personalities go
― my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:13 (7 months ago) Permalink
All of this crap is better than "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:36 (7 months ago) Permalink
yeah "woid awoik" is definitely the shitshow to end all shitshows
― my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:48 (7 months ago) Permalink
man you all really hate some Katy Perry
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Sunday, 21 October 2012 15:28 (7 months ago) Permalink
shitpiles just aren't what they used to be.
― billstevejim, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:09 (7 months ago) Permalink
pitbull is like really old looking huh
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 01:09 (6 months ago) Permalink
This is probably funnier than anything The Lonely Island ever released though.
― avant-sarsgaard (litel), Monday, 29 October 2012 07:37 (6 months ago) Permalink
i seriously thought that was robbie williams singing at first
― maura, Monday, 29 October 2012 15:43 (6 months ago) Permalink
I wanted to throw my computer through the window at "the pain is so beautiful," and the feeling never went away.
― Room 227 (cryptosicko), Monday, 29 October 2012 16:08 (6 months ago) Permalink
looooooooooool
― teledyldonix, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:54 (6 months ago) Permalink
"macklemore" has another song called "thrift shop" that i actually really enjoy lol
― monotony, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:22 (6 months ago) Permalink
what's that? you want a cover of "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" featuring Pitbull?
― Victory Goon (some dude), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:31 (6 months ago) Permalink
always remember...you will do product placement and feature pitbull in a cheesy fantasy of wealth, decadence and excessyou will inexplicably become one of the top 10 youtube videos everyou will try the same trick again
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:42 (6 months ago) Permalink
wow that limp bizkit song is.. a contender
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:52 (6 months ago) Permalink
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 02:39 (6 months ago) Permalink
i'm not sure if i've heard a single song with karl wolf involved that wasn't absolutely terrible. to be fair i've only heard 3 but that's enough for me.
― teledyldonix, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 04:56 (6 months ago) Permalink
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 10:08 (6 months ago) Permalink
That cannot seriously be the video. I mean...that is possibly the worst editing job of anything I've ever seen on one of these threads.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:49 (6 months ago) Permalink
i hope this doesn't become a trend
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:58 (6 months ago) Permalink
Ark Music's triumphant return to form
― polish your turds for beer and hugs (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:20 (6 months ago) Permalink
turkey - AAAY!mashed potatos - AYYY!
― captain angeroo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:30 (6 months ago) Permalink
looooooool omg @ this
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:31 (6 months ago) Permalink
Cant believe dude didnt take his gum out before the video shoot
― We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:34 (6 months ago) Permalink
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:42 (6 months ago) Permalink
I kept thinking "okay this has reached its peak, it can't get any better" and then she sang into a turkey leg
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:44 (6 months ago) Permalink
ark music's knack for inserting itemized lists into songs is truly unparalleled
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 November 2012 20:02 (6 months ago) Permalink
my favorite line has to be "In April it's Easter/And the Fourth of July"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:05 (6 months ago) Permalink
WE WE WE
AY AY AY
― Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:11 (6 months ago) Permalink
When he just pops up and like oh yeah he is looking after lots of white children in a turkey outfit and omg
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:12 (6 months ago) Permalink
I applaud the return of fat turkey Usher
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:14 (6 months ago) Permalink
i think this may need its own thread
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:15 (6 months ago) Permalink
IT'S THANKSGIVING: Ark Music strikes again
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:21 (6 months ago) Permalink
"the return of fat turkey Usher" otm
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:26 (6 months ago) Permalink
Carmen Electra has a song
http://soundcloud.com/citrusonic-1/carmen-electra-feat-bill-hamel
― Mamba Pout (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:00 (6 months ago) Permalink
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 16 November 2012 16:06 (6 months ago) Permalink
feeling it
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:08 (6 months ago) Permalink
um
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 16 November 2012 16:09 (6 months ago) Permalink
gonna post that on every thread ever
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:10 (6 months ago) Permalink
Someone didn't get the memo on how to use a green screen.thatwerksdotcom 1 hour ago
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:11 (6 months ago) Permalink
i'm just glad he's not semi naked in a pool now
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 17:45 (6 months ago) Permalink
Realizing that he was the hammered guy in the pool changes my perception a lot - now he seems like he's in a much better place than I would have expected 25 years later. Still alive, has at least a couple of teeth, that one lady is willing to talk to him, etc.
― joygoat, Friday, 16 November 2012 20:18 (6 months ago) Permalink
this is so grating
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:00 (6 months ago) Permalink
― Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 19 November 2012 12:01 (6 months ago) Permalink
man glad chris holmes is still alive
― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:15 (6 months ago) Permalink
You name it I’ll do it, all is the fluid (???)In Spanish I'm fluent, That means, my tongue is bilingualReady to play with that spot where you tingleUh, you got a... Bingo.She’s a star... Ringo.Her and two friends? Mmm, I like that lingoShe asked if I’m single,I said of course not, and she loved itNext thing you know, we were both having fun in publicHahaha
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:42 (5 months ago) Permalink
i think we have a winner here folks
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:43 (5 months ago) Permalink
wowwwww
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 02:00 (5 months ago) Permalink
some local indie band
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 26 November 2012 07:36 (5 months ago) Permalink
*dead* @ "the end"
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Sunday, 2 December 2012 14:53 (5 months ago) Permalink
AAHHH i just looked up who wrote that and it was THE-DREAM
*dead again*
― #YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Sunday, 2 December 2012 14:54 (5 months ago) Permalink
http://youtu.be/BosUhVSpdak
This is just utterly appalling. Those fucking little trilly piano bits!
― TechYes, Sunday, 2 December 2012 15:55 (5 months ago) Permalink
I mean:
― TechYes, Sunday, 2 December 2012 15:56 (5 months ago) Permalink
Those fucking little trilly piano bits!
100% otm. *barf*
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 2 December 2012 16:00 (5 months ago) Permalink
We are weird = we haven't changed our clothes since the 90s would you like a cupcake?
― Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 2 December 2012 21:49 (5 months ago) Permalink
FUCK YOU
― unregistered, Monday, 3 December 2012 02:48 (5 months ago) Permalink
oh god that weird and wonderful song is painful
so much suck
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 02:57 (5 months ago) Permalink
Already over 9M views on YouTube
maybe I'm naive but I have never seen product placement on such a level. i guess after the stonking success of "On the Floor" Swarovski and BMW (and everyone else) realised what a relative steal this sort of advertising is?
in any case this isn't just a little product drop near the beginning it is CONSTANT throughout the video
I am having second thoughts about hating this song though because it makes me want to hear Funky Kingston all the time, and anything that makes you want to hear Funky Kingston all the time can't be all bad, right?
Also I keep thinking Pitbull's on the verge of going "my my my MY MUSIC HITS ME, SO HARD"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:49 (5 months ago) Permalink
actually hate this a lot less than "Matilda" which I honestly thought was by Ween at first
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:51 (5 months ago) Permalink
Popjustice uncovered this the other day. Lads.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 6 December 2012 10:34 (5 months ago) Permalink
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 6 December 2012 11:44 (5 months ago) Permalink
Ha, I was nodding my head, thinking "Yeah, this looks pretty bad" - and then the vocals came in! Real lols.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:04 (5 months ago) Permalink
nothing bad about that cubicle song. fun, carefree, and they seem honest, no pretention.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:33 (5 months ago) Permalink
Seriously, I would rather listen to that 500000000 times than ever hear Matilda or Pitbull again in my life
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:46 (5 months ago) Permalink
real music for real people
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:47 (5 months ago) Permalink
what is the man doing with his eyes at 1:02?
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:49 (5 months ago) Permalink
there's nothing egregiously wrong with that Pitbull song...?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:19 (5 months ago) Permalink
people just be hatin on pitbull
― some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:48 (5 months ago) Permalink
http://youtu.be/iGNIDXUaVts
Ark Music Factory is working with some big names for the next holiday.
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:36 (5 months ago) Permalink
okay no
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:37 (5 months ago) Permalink
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:37 (5 months ago) Permalink
I got as far as "here comes my home town/feels good to get my wheels down" and I couldn't continue
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:38 (5 months ago) Permalink
"I've got a little plan for you" has got to be the creepiest Christmas greeting I've ever heard.
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:40 (5 months ago) Permalink
What a day music that makes me cringe is having:
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:02 (5 months ago) Permalink
1435!
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:59 (5 months ago) Permalink
An amazing day for shit sandwiches everywhere
― billstevejim, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:15 (5 months ago) Permalink
Tulisa song: boring as hell, but also totally generic and forgettable. So are we now at the point where people are coming up who can say that Katy Perry was their biggest influence, growing up?
aaaahaahaha "Weird and Wonderful" HAS to be a joke. Please.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:45 (5 months ago) Permalink
I feel too sorry for that song to actually hate it.
― Room 227 (cryptosicko), Saturday, 8 December 2012 19:17 (5 months ago) Permalink
my promo copy of the cubical album (one of a handful of actual promo cds i have received this year !) has a sticker with some quotes on it.
top of the list is this one :
"if you like your rock'n'roll primal and pounding and your vocals gritty and growly, then meet liverpools answer to the magic band' : the guardian.
― mark e, Saturday, 8 December 2012 20:34 (5 months ago) Permalink
i think i like just about every pitbull youtube posted itt
― flopson, Saturday, 8 December 2012 20:57 (5 months ago) Permalink
Uh, you got a... Bingo.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:26 (5 months ago) Permalink
did we do a 2013 version yet?cuz here's one: a parody version of a macklemore song that's somehow even worse than the originalhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JrprQuYo6rY
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 January 2013 19:48 (4 months ago) Permalink
Oh ffs...Rolling Worst Songs of 2013
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 19 January 2013 20:43 (4 months ago) Permalink
thx
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 January 2013 21:23 (4 months ago) Permalink
DISGUSTING
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 9 February 2013 05:32 (3 months ago) Permalink
is this here yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkyCOOV0VQ0
― goole, Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:38 (3 months ago) Permalink
easy winner imo
will.i.am - Scream & Shout (Remix) ft. Britney Spears, Hit Boy, Waka Flocka Flame, Lil Wayne & Diddy.
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 15 February 2013 07:52 (3 months ago) Permalink
lol, i refuse to listen to that
― Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 February 2013 05:06 (3 months ago) Permalink
Waka's verse on that is...something.
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:01 (3 months ago) Permalink
the video is extremely awkward to watch
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:37 (3 months ago) Permalink
I got to 1:36! How did you all do?
― Evan, Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:43 (3 months ago) Permalink
It's nearly 6 minutes!! Watched the whole thing somehow. The hook (the whole song) is so flat and lifeless.
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:48 (3 months ago) Permalink
i thought there would be one artist on there i didn't actively feel embarrassed for, but no luck. and really, whats the deal w/ the attempted posh accent
― chilli, Sunday, 17 February 2013 07:12 (3 months ago) Permalink
If that can be topped for worst song...watched the whole thing...devastating.
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Sunday, 17 February 2013 09:09 (3 months ago) Permalink
oh mannnnnn was that ever a chore. I don't know if it'll really be the worst song of the year, but it's certainly boring as hell. Nobody coming off good there.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:04 (3 months ago) Permalink
oops should this be on the 2013 thread?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:05 (3 months ago) Permalink
i can't tell if britney is trying a british accent with that. her lady sovereign getup is also quite something.
are all of them trying to parody random artists? britney's faux accent and chav getup suggest lady sovereign. will.i.am sure seems to be doing a kanye parody. meanwhile waka says "yolo" and "ice like a$ap"??? and then hit-boy rapping like 4 bars? this is so weird.
weezy, of course, has been in a constant state of self parody for the past couple years now
― cocktail onion (fennel cartwright), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:15 (3 months ago) Permalink
it's pretty likely that britney has no idea who lady sovereign is
― william tyler the creator (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 16:48 (3 months ago) Permalink
she's probably just aping madonna and nicki's fake brit accents