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Because, the first one (tonight) is 1976, where we get :

01/04/1976
With Abba, the Brotherhood of Man, the Beatles, Fox, John Miles, Diana Ross and Sailor. (R).

Then after that they are on Thursday night, 7:30pm, and basically are running weekly, each
episode being from (exactly) 35 years ago (near enough)..

Until BBC4 sack it.

Mark G, Friday, 1 April 2011 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Brilliant idea. I can relive my childhood. My earliest musical memories (from pre-school days) are stuff like Abba, The Wurzels, Showaddywaddy and Hot Chocolate.

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

This docu that's on now makes grim viewing.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

The docu made some interesting points, and for all that I'd have loved if they'd started in 1964 (or whenever), 1976 is a good year to kickoff from.

The big point made was that the charts had become a 'variety' show source, as opposed to the 'teen hit parade' of the sixties. So, loads of Mathis, Roussos, BroMan, Abba and Radio DJs having comedy send-up hits.

It'll be like this for a while, but one I do remember being somewhat of a life changing moment was when Eddie and the Hot Rods did "Get out of Denver",and I went straight out and bought the (expensive) ep the next day.

I know, thesedays peopple decry the rods as being "not as seminal as Dr Feelgood", but I saw a repeat on TOTP2 and it was as good as I remembered. So, soon come, that show which showed the juxtaposition of this band against the other acts on that night.

(also, it means that the quality of dodgy Punk TOTP compilation DVDs are going to shoot up. If they get that far, of course)

Mark G, Monday, 4 April 2011 09:27 (thirteen years ago) link

What tickled me most was the former TOTP producer saying that they didn't get the Pistols on for "Anarchy In The UK" (which peaked at #38) because it didn't chart high enough, very important that we always stuck by the rules etc etc... followed by an April 1976 show featuring two (useless) acts which never charted at all.

The Hot Rods did well to get a TOTP appearance for "Get Out Of Denver", as a) the Live At The Marquee EP peaked at #43 and b) it was the lead track on the B-side.

mike t-diva, Monday, 4 April 2011 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link

It was track 2 on the a-side, but yeah.

Also, the funny was having Dave Bartram saying "yeah, a TOTP appearance guaranteed you a top 10 hit" and demonstrating this with a screening of their massive top (fillinasecond) hit "Trocadero"...

Mark G, Monday, 4 April 2011 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link

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Mark G, Monday, 4 April 2011 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost - Aaargh, so it was!

mike t-diva, Monday, 4 April 2011 10:25 (thirteen years ago) link

The big point made was that the charts had become a 'variety' show source, as opposed to the 'teen hit parade' of the sixties. So, loads of Mathis, Roussos, BroMan, Abba and Radio DJs having comedy send-up hits.

Am I misunderstanding? cos the 60s had big hits for Ken Dodd, Englebert Humperdinck, the Barron Knights etc etc

Boobage Dirtbag (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2011 10:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh sure, but the theory being that those were in the minority, show-content wise.

Mark G, Monday, 4 April 2011 10:42 (thirteen years ago) link

oh on the show. yeah probly fair enough. chartwise it was variety a-go-go

Boobage Dirtbag (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2011 12:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think the point was that the charts had become (more) like a variety show, but that TOTP had.

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 4 April 2011 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck Noel Edmonds and his 'comedy' links

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck Noel Edmonds and his 'comedy' links

I know, what a dick. Still we had the Four Seasons doing "Silver Star" this week. Also Eric Carmen's "interview" with Noel Edmonds, where you couldn't hear a word he was saying, don't be shy Eric!

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 8 April 2011 08:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Interviews on TOTP? that's a rarity...

Mark G, Friday, 8 April 2011 09:12 (thirteen years ago) link

"Inteview" not really the word.

"You wrote a song for Dana didn't you?"
"Mumble mumble mumble"
"What's the best song you've ever written?"
"Mumble mumble mumble All By Myself"
"Well all the best with the new single"
"Mumble"

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't know what song he wrote for Dana

Oh and Noel was saying what a good album "Eric Carmen" was: a rare display of good taste from Edmonds there!

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Noel had to say he liked it cos he didn't want to blow a raspberry.

ridic beau (NickB), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:21 (thirteen years ago) link

My god that it horribly formed.

ridic beau (NickB), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:22 (thirteen years ago) link

*is*

ridic beau (NickB), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:22 (thirteen years ago) link

OK so Google tells me Dana covered "Never Gonna Fall in Love Again" from the aforementioned "Eric Carmen" album

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Is Dana the one who did some religious kids programme called 'Wake Up Sunday'?

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Sounds likely

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link

10CC, "Mandy Fly Me" was on too. Fantastic!

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link

NEdmonds always had his love of singer-songwriters, to be fair.

Mark G, Friday, 8 April 2011 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Big fan of Harry Chapin, yer Edmonds.

mike t-diva, Friday, 8 April 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Balderdash certainly describes droll Noel's career.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Friday, 8 April 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

This was easily the most WTF song on this week's show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iISUroWbu2U

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 9 April 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I watched last night's 1976 episode, it was amazingly and compellingly bad. Lots of odd-looking folks I've never heard of awkwardly performing novelty songs, and one of Pan's People doing some remarkably gratuitous ass-shaking in the direction of the camera. I need more.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

70s was the golden age for ugly blokes, you could still end up in a band on TOTP with groupies galore. Rubettes' (sans caps) song sounded more like the Beatles than the Rutles!

None'll come and then a lot'll (Tom D.), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

I'm watching this now. LOL at the male members of the Vagabonds miming the female backing vocals. Something massively depressing about second tier disco groups though, like they're trapped in time, it's as if they're composed entirely of all the bits of late 70's disco that don't influence music today.

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

Shoeless and carrying a walking stick with a bicycle bell on it? Fucking hell, Harpo could teach Lady gaga a thing or two.

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

Sheer Elegance one of the most misnamed bands ever judging by what they were wearing, the uglyness of the Rubettes & their overcocky drummer, the utter WTFness of Harpo. mandatory viewing from now on!

/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ (zappi), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sure Punk would never of happened if Sky+ would of been available in 1976...ended up fast forwarding most of last night's show...bring back Noosha Fox...become a little obsessed with s-s-single bed...

sonnyboy, Friday, 22 April 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ same goes for watching it on iPlayer. I don't know if 'compellingly bad' is the term, or just 'bad'.

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

the uglyness of the Rubettes & their overcocky drummer

Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx-aH0oBscw

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 April 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

definitely 'compellingly bad' for me. and Fox lady really reminded me of Alison Goldfrapp which is a Good Thing.

/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ (zappi), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

Noosha F missing link between Clare Grogan and Goldfrapp. Love that record.

Michael Jones, Friday, 22 April 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, been catching up via good old iplayer on the wii.

Old enough to remember these episodes quite clearly in some cases.

Sad that they haven't gone back far enough in time to have Sparks on.

Still, don't recall that Gilbert O'Sullivan song though I must have heard it then.

Mark G, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, last I heard, they are definitely doing this run for a year.

After that? Who knows...

Mark G, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

Still, don't recall that Gilbert O'Sullivan song though I must have heard it then.

He was long gone as commercial proposition by 1976. That song sounded like a demo, did artists have to re-record tracks? I know they had to re-record vocals, hence the ubiquity of the Ladybirds. But then other acts obviously just mimed to the record.

None'll come and then a lot'll (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

They did 'have' to.

A lot of them switched the tapes post-session, apparently.

Mark G, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

ooooooo-oooooooooooooh Vienna it's Slik

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

It's Midge Uuuurrrr...

sonnyboy, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

And Paul knickerless

sonnyboy, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Jesus Christ, superstar?

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

DLT looks like Badly Drawn Boy.

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

This is sooooo much better than last weeks....

sonnyboy, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Only one novelty act so far.

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

Shit Brotherhood Of Man are still number one...

sonnyboy, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

They were there for 6 weeks.

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

The guy without the 'tasche wants to die.

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

I still fucking hate the last line of that song...not for the paedo connotations...just cos i hate it...

sonnyboy, Thursday, 28 April 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

So, there isn't a TOTP this week, but there is a "Primal Scream" themed evening coming up on Friday.

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

AAAAAAAAAAARGH

lloyd banks knew my father (history mayne), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

No, the band, not the Janov therapy.

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

You could kind of see why Midge Ure ended up in Ultravox, I mean "Requiem", the title sounds an like Ultravox song. Slik were a pretty cool looking band by 1976 standards.

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 May 2011 10:49 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, it was very Ultravox, for sure.

I got tickets to see them live in 1978, Top Rank, Reading, thanks to being at the Radio210 offices at the right time: The whole band were there, I met them all, and got the signed piccies, and for some reason that escapes me two free tickets and a bunch of discount vouchers. It wasn't full to say the least, and the support band, "Screemer", were perfectly competent early seventies pophairies that would lose their career path in the wake of punk...

Mark G, Thursday, 5 May 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

That 1978 should be (Nov) 1976 (oops), timings at that point in history are crucial.

Mark G, Thursday, 5 May 2011 10:58 (twelve years ago) link

Mud go disco, urgh...

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't the guitarist write 'Can't get you out my head' by Kylie...sounds a bit like it...

sonnyboy, Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

Frankie Valli's tired performance there. He really got a boost from appearing in Grease in '78, didn't he.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

Sometimes I think Elvis died just to avoid crappy cover versions like this.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

the shadows have let themselves go...

koogs, Thursday, 12 May 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

Mud go disco

Surreal

Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

the shadows have let themselves go...

Even by 1976 standards that was one ugly backing band.

Was there anything good in this episode? Apart from Cliff?

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 08:16 (twelve years ago) link

The iplayer only has the 30 min version!

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 08:19 (twelve years ago) link

Blimey, Robin Sarstedt, what was that all about? Sutherland Brothers/Quiver was quite nice, not enough guys with combovers in the charts these days.

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 08:24 (twelve years ago) link

Guessing Annie Lennox has superseded the Sutherland Brothers as Aberdeenshire's biggest chart act though

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 08:26 (twelve years ago) link

The Sutherland Brothers and Quiver were pretty great, a lot of quality 70s country rock/AOR tunes. Never heard the Suths on their own tho.

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 08:33 (twelve years ago) link

odd that they chopped the Stones out of the longer version.

Robin Sarstedt song was familiar. probably from Jane Russell in The Las Vegas Story.

i think claire grogan has heard that fox single.

koogs, Friday, 13 May 2011 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

The Sutherlan Brothers did the original of "Sailing", and I knew it before Rods version thanks to a k-tel compilation.

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

Well....'punk had to happen' is a tired old theme, but IF it was ever true then this weeks shows why. Robin Sarstedt - just die you seedy bastard. Sutherland Brothers and Quiver - a soundtrack for cruisin' down the Gateshead bypass in your Hillman Avenger. The singer (Gavin Sutherland?) had great hair though. Frankie Valli, who I maintain it is impossible to dislike looked like he hadn't slept for a year. Manilow - unspeakably awful, and why did he have the piano stool so high? He could barely reach the keys. JJ Barrie - nothing can really describe the horror of this record, although he looked like a decent enough bloke. The Mud record was utterly bizarre - I have no memory of this at all. Even though it was a bit of a disco death-rattle from the bubble-glam stalwarts, they at least seemed enthusistic about it. And bonus marks go to Dave Mount for doing the 'let's arse about on the telly' walk around his drum-kit. What else was there? Ruby Flipper - what did Pan's People do to deserve this fate? Only bright spot was Cliff - crackin' song that with a lovely electric piano sound. The band were hod-carriers even by TOTP session-men standards. They made Sutherland Brothers and Quiver look like arch sex gods in comparison. Oh and of course Abba. But they faded it in verse 2 - bastards. A dire week but at least they didn't show Hank Mizell or John Miles. And how bored was Noel throughout?

Back in 76, I was still watching TOTP as a 14yr old, along with OGWT, but I don't think I was listening to anything much from the charts. I had some Pink Floyd albums, I think I'd just discovered the Syd era LPs. I had a couple of Status Quo albums (Piledriver, Hello) some Bowie and T-Rex, Story of The Who, some K-Tel comps. Within a year I'd be spending my pocket money on scratchy singles in home-made sleeves made by bands barely older than myself from Belfast, Manchester, Deptford and Ladbroke Grove. Happy days, and yeah they did HAVE to happen.

Dr.C, Friday, 13 May 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

(Imagine a bootmix of "Give peace a chance" with the lyrics of "Sailing" over the top of it)

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

xpost obviously, blimey thread's suddenly busy.

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 08:54 (twelve years ago) link

Two of SB and Quiver played with Pink Floyd - Tim Renwick and Willie Wilson.

Dr.C, Friday, 13 May 2011 08:56 (twelve years ago) link

And Bruce Thomas was in Quiver!! But not in SB&Q, I think.

Dr.C, Friday, 13 May 2011 08:56 (twelve years ago) link

Tim Renwick? Something to do with Bowie too?

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 08:57 (twelve years ago) link

Muso note - Cliff's bass player was playing an interesting Burns Bison bass. And he looked like a bison too. A bespectacled bison.

Dr.C, Friday, 13 May 2011 08:58 (twelve years ago) link

xpost - yes, Space Oddity-era IIRC

Dr.C, Friday, 13 May 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

Re: SB+Q, I like this idea of two struggling bands joining together a la Dagenham & Redbridge or something

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:00 (twelve years ago) link

A bit like Bob Dylan and The Band, with a shared credit!

Or do I mean Cliff Richard and The Shadows, but ran backwards?

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:02 (twelve years ago) link

Was Robin Sarstedt related to Peter Sarstedt? Were they even their real names?

Yeah okay I don't need to hear this album (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, they were brothers. Also Eden Kane, who was actually Richard Starstedt

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

although, you are also right, Robin's first name was Clive.

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

I thought they looked alike but I was worried I was just being racist. I love Peter Sarstedt, I'd love it if a performance of this turned up on BBC4.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRyIiutZ8ck

Yeah okay I don't need to hear this album (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

> Back in 76, I was still watching TOTP as a 14yr old, along with OGWT

that's something else they should repeat, whistle test.

koogs, Friday, 13 May 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

in fact, ditch bbc3 and just use it to show bbc1 from 35 years ago, verbatim.

koogs, Friday, 13 May 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

I keep reading OGWT as Odd Gang Wolf Them. Argh.

Yeah okay I don't need to hear this album (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 13 May 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

Don't mind me, just catching up:

Mud's "Shake it down" the latest victim of the "must re-record with the BBC orchestra" rule, the record is much better than this.

Mark G, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

The musicians featured on the Cliff Richard recording are Terry Britten on guitar, Alan Tarney on bass, Clem Cattini on drums, Graham Todd on keyboards.

So, some top names in that list. OK. they're a bit ug, but hey.

Mark G, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

I'd forgotten how bad Ruby Flipper were. Pan's People's over-literal interpretation of lyrics were much better by comparison.
And Midge Ure looks about 14.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Three times a month, a little reggae like it used to be

koogs, Friday, 20 May 2011 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

NOT AGAIN

Neil O'Jism (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 20 May 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

Wait till we get to 'Mull of Kintyre'...there'll be mass suicides across the country...

The Pastiche Liberation Front (sonnyboy), Friday, 20 May 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

austerity totp this week - 75% recycled clips and robin sarstedt singing to an empty studio.

am amazed at the amount of blokes in the charts, think i counted 6 acts containing women in the top 30 and 2 of those were BoM and abba. and also at how long things are hanging around - BoM were #1 for 5 or 6 weeks and are still in top 10 a month later.

late version, the long one, started 15 minute late so i missed the end.

ok, wasn't as bad as i thought:
29 Melba Moore
28 Tina Charles
24 Gladys Knight and the Pips
16 Wings
15 Diana Ross
12 Silver Connection
10 Fox
08 BoM
06 Andrea True Connection
01 Abba

koogs, Friday, 27 May 2011 06:53 (twelve years ago) link

I remember Linda Lewis getting nominated for Best Female for years at a stretch in Record Mirror.

Mark G, Friday, 27 May 2011 07:26 (twelve years ago) link

True moved to New York City as a teenager, to seek fame as a mainstream movie star. While she did manage to get some minor roles in mainstream movies, including The Way We Were, the fame she sought was fleeting. Desperate for work, she decided to pursue a career as a porn star. She appeared in more than 60 hardcore porn films throughout the 1970s and early to mid-80s, and distinguished herself as one of the more recognizable porn stars in the early New York adult-film industry.

During her heyday as a porn actress, True was hired by a real estate business in Jamaica to appear in their commercial ads. During her stay on Jamaica, a political crisis gripped the island, and no one was allowed to leave with any money. Not wanting to lose her hard-earned pay, True asked her friend, record producer Gregg Diamond, to travel to the island and produce a track for her, which she would finance locally. Diamond arrived with a composition in hand, to which True added lyrics. The result of their collaboration was "More, More, More."

i never knew any of this but it goes some way to explaining why Andrea True Connection gives me funny feelings in my tummy when i watch her video

Deeez Nuuults (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 May 2011 08:17 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2011/may/29/critics-notebook-alexis-petridis

I agree with everything he said. Staggering Noosha Fox - Ben Goldacre fact, too.

non voglio parlarne (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 30 May 2011 07:43 (twelve years ago) link

Sailor are Roxy-lite, but you can bet that Ferry wishes he'd written 'A Glass of Champagne'.
I like the idea that R&B/hip hop in 2011 is in the same state as glam in 1976 - a style left to second tier chancers after the real innovators have long since moved on.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Monday, 30 May 2011 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

Catching up with last week's. thought I'd acclimatised to this strange world, then they start off with close-up on golliwog logo.

This is my favourite thing on television at the moment.

portrait of velleity (woof), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Oh dear... Heavy Metal Kids

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 2 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Holton is like a UK Woolworth's version of Alice Cooper.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 2 June 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

The naff disco really kicked in at this point, didn't it?

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 2 June 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pretty sure that the dream Iggy had that inspired 'TVC15' didn't look like Ruby Flipper's interpretation.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 2 June 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

Jesus fuck, Heavy Metal Kids.
how did punk ever happen after that? how could that not make every youth in the country immediately swear never to make chugging pub rock with out-of-tune faux-working class vocals?

</reductive mis-analysis of the trends of 35 years ago>

also sadface because "Heavy Metal Kids" made me think of Kraftwerk with Rother and Dinger. But still, Archie Bell and the Drells!

(did the presenters get to choose the acts? last week's was very conspicuously all white, in rather stark contrast to the acts pictured in the chart rundown at the start, so this week's was a refreshing change after that. wondered if JS should get any credit for that or if I should continue to be skeeved out by him)

sambal dalek (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think that the presenters had any real say in who was on. By the mid 70's the producers of TOTP had to pick from whoever was available, the programme not being able to get the big hitters like Bowie or the Stones. Hence the procession of uninspired soul/disco groups, Ruby Flipper, videotapes of MOR stuff like Barrie and Sarstedt, and arse-end-of-glam bands like HMK (the singer desperately trying to sound like Ian Hunter and failing dismally).

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know about 'punk had to happen' but certainly something had to happen. If I was a young teenager in 1976 I'd have been in fucking despair.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

favourite bit was Archie Bell and the Drells 'looking for their contact lenses' dance moves
also didn't know the junkie from Auf Wiedershen Pet was in a band

zappi, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

(the singer desperately trying to sound like Ian Hunter and failing dismally)

Ah! That works, yes.

Or rather, it didn't work. But it probably was the general idea.

sambal dalek (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

Wikipedia has the goods...

in 1976 their single "She's No Angel" was regularly played on BBC Radio 1, a favourite of legendary DJ John Peel, and this led to an appearance on Top Of The Pops

Can't see why Peel would particularly care about them. There is something very vaguely proto-punk about them, highlighting that glam was quite a big part of punk.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

And HMK minus the more obvious theatrics would be more or less Sham 69.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

I thought HMK was okay! What the hell's going on with this J J Barrie character though.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

wondered if JS should get any credit for that or if I should continue to be skeeved out by him

i am always creeped out by any of these R1 DJ sleezers standing amidst teenage girls. Whole atmosphere is unwholesome.

watching now ffs no charge

portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

The always excellent blog Pushing Ahead of the Dame has reached the last Bowie/Bolan colab, mentioning Bolan's connection to punk:
http://bowiesongs.wordpress.com/2011/06/01/the-bolan-collaborations/

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

Would have thought HMK OK minus the singer. Lively tune.

ok now i live in world where the wurzels are blessed relief.

portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

"Introduced by Jimmy Saville O.B.E."

decent one overall! Archie Bell + Drells, Real Thing, little of total awfulness.

I'm pretty sure that the dream Iggy had that inspired 'TVC15' didn't look like Ruby Flipper's interpretation.

No I now choose to see bowie-in-berlin through the Ruby Flipper lens - Iggy does headstand on table, Bowie mugs at image of woman on tv then somersaults, Eno walks on hands across living room. Everyone is dressed confusingly.

(looking forward to Pushing Ahead on The Lodger. Been listening to that a lot lately)

portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

It did seem that Gry Holton's performance was cut just after he tried to get the audience to clap along, or do SOMETHING anyway...

Yeah, John Peel would have championed them, it wasn't all Ramones at his place at this point in history, it was The Faces, Mott etc...

Mark G, Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

I thought that Katie Kissoon sold her shit song rather effectively. Once she ditched the hopeless Mac, she forged a more-than-respectable session/backing singing career.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

> I now choose to see bowie-in-berlin through the Ruby Flipper lens - Iggy does headstand on table, Bowie mugs at image of woman on tv then somersaults, Eno walks on hands across living room. Everyone is dressed confusingly.

genius. the whole thing did look like some kind of fever dream.

must admit i ffwded through the repeats of things last night

koogs, Friday, 3 June 2011 07:03 (twelve years ago) link

The dance sequence to the Bowie track was just unbelievable.

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Friday, 3 June 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

for posterity & the non-iplayered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD4Om04vECY

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 3 June 2011 11:10 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, I mean Flick Colby RIP and all that but wtf was she thinking? Why was the black guy dressed like a jockey? It's nice that HM Kids were making some sort of effort but it was still terrible, and then punk started and one nanosecond later they were dead and Gary Holton was phoning his agent and looking for acting roles

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 3 June 2011 11:12 (twelve years ago) link

I think the Bowie living room routine was a spookily accurate portrayal of what it meant to be a Bowie fan in Britian '76.

PJ Miller, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

it reminded me of Talc & Turnips from Big Night Out.

koogs, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

Staggering Noosha Fox - Ben Goldacre fact, too.

I read that then, later the same day, happened to meet BG at a gig. I drunkenly assailed him with "NOOSHA FOX IS YOUR MUM!" Not my greatest moment. No, actually, scratch that. My greatest moment.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 09:36 (twelve years ago) link

Alternate A.C. Song titles

Mark G, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 09:37 (twelve years ago) link

(xp) What was his response?

Waking Suggs to make music to wake Suggs to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 10:00 (twelve years ago) link

He changed the subject. Then I offered to photograph his wedding. I was really covering myself in glory.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

Did you tell him you had a s-s-single bed?

Waking Suggs to make music to wake Suggs to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

Mike, it totally was your greatest moment, and it was the future Mrs G's greatest moment when she immediately asked you if you were offering to photograph the wedding to "spend time with Noosha".

Apparently, he later let it be known that he's actually very proud of his mum, once all the rabid fans such as ourselves were out of earshot. So much for rationality and science, eh?

PJ Miller, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 10:45 (twelve years ago) link

I thought that maybe it had been dropped, but it's on tonight at 7:30.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Monday, 13 June 2011 08:07 (twelve years ago) link

Oh right..

I saw that the episode on Thursday isn't on at 7:30 but the 35 minute edition is, later on the same night.

Mark G, Monday, 13 June 2011 08:12 (twelve years ago) link

Is there much of a difference or do they just edit out a lame track/crappy DLT 'joeks'?

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Monday, 13 June 2011 08:22 (twelve years ago) link

Well, one week they edited out "Fool to Cry" the Rolling Stones...

Mark G, Monday, 13 June 2011 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

I quite like the 1st Heavy Metal Kids album. No idea what they sounded like by 1976 though, I haven't been watching this. Although I'm now intrigued by the couple of Fox LPs in my grandpa's old record collection.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 13 June 2011 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

Studio average seems to be one good act (Gladys Knight and the Pips most recently), one that's of historical interest (HM Kids, Fox) and one complete WTF (Ruby Flipper etc). The rest is unalloyed dross.
On last week's they seemed to have run out of money for acts, so played the theme music (?) for an extra two minutes at the end, while filming the studio lights.

bham, Monday, 13 June 2011 11:21 (twelve years ago) link

I think that was Mistura's "The Flasher", not the TOTP theme tune there.

Mark G, Monday, 13 June 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

according to bbc4 (although i must check, yep) the one on tonight is the same one that'll be on on thursday.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00704hg/episodes/upcoming

"From the year that sculpted pop, Tony Blackburn introduces the Glitter Band, New Edition, JJ Barrie, Our Kid, Cliff Richard, Mud, Thin Lizzy, Dolly Parton and the Rolling Stones."

maybe they (there was another skipped week recently) are missing from the archive?

koogs, Monday, 13 June 2011 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

btw, was in the lexington yesterday and some weekly show there is using an A3 picture of noosha on their posters.

koogs, Monday, 13 June 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

30 minutes tonight
40 minutes thu (late)
40 minutes sat + 2 other programmes:

00:10–01:40
Big Hits: TOTP 1964 to 1975
With the Rolling Stones, Tom Jones, Status Quo, Procol Harum, Stevie Wonder and the Kinks. (R)

01:40–02:30
Top of the Pops: The Story of 1976
Top of the Pops in 1976, as a barometer of the state of pop and light entertainment TV. (R)

koogs, Monday, 13 June 2011 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

"Changed their name singe Gary Glitter retired"

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Monday, 13 June 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

I bet "Our Kid" got the piss ripped out of them at school for this.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Monday, 13 June 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, they had all sorts offering them TV series, etc..

Was so glad they went away!

Mark G, Monday, 13 June 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

Still, a bonafide classic appears, "The boys are back in town"...

Mark G, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

Missed out, repeats of "Devil Woman" and "Shake it down"..

Right, that week was somewhat scattered around the schedule, this week presumably back to normal..

Mark G, Monday, 20 June 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

if only there was some way of looking up, i don't know, the bbc4 schedule...

Thu 23 Jun 2011 19:30
Fri 24 Jun 2011 00:45
Sat 25 Jun 2011 23:25

"Noel Edmonds looks at highlights of the weekly 1976 pop charts and introduces the Surprise Sisters, the Real Thing, the Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Flintlock, Osibisa, Archie Bell and the Drells, Brian Ferry, the Wurzels and Ruby Flipper."

osibisa... and weren't flintlock the band that one of the tomorrow people used to be in?

lots of non-chart entries in last week's i noticed. unless they are using the top 40 for eligibility but only listing the top 30.

koogs, Monday, 20 June 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

No, a whole bunch of not-charting stuff.

"New Edition" get the wildcard that is "some sort of BBC TV programme tie-in". I remember two theme tunes for "Saturday Special", the variety show that came each week from a different seaside town. One was a hit "Summertime City", and one wasn't, "Get a little sand between yr toes". That one I don't remember at all.

"Natural Rhythm" and "Don't make promises" weren't, but got a fair amount of radio play.

Mark G, Monday, 20 June 2011 09:42 (twelve years ago) link

ouch, that Surprise Sisters medley of Beatles songs was really bad. Anyone know when TOTP stopped this variety show nonsense or was it basically just When Punk Happened(tm)?

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Not SAHB's best single, but better than yet another repeat of this Archie Bell video.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

That cover of Got To Get You Into My Life was all kinds of awful.

Food Processors Are Grebt (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 23 June 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

have only watched half of last night's but i laughed all the way through alex harvey. the clown. the bassist's hair. the drummer in a suit. the ax!

the surprise sisters were no way sisters.

koogs, Friday, 24 June 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't seen this weeks yet, but I do remember it, I think.

Did they medley into "You won't see me" ?

Mark G, Friday, 24 June 2011 09:04 (twelve years ago) link

Yes.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 24 June 2011 09:13 (twelve years ago) link

Hmmmm, girlbands weren't quite as, uh, glamorous in the 70s as now, were they? All worth it for SAHB, Alex didn't do much but still looked pretty scary!

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 24 June 2011 10:59 (twelve years ago) link

BOLAN!

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

There must have been some kind of BBC enforced limit on the amount of excitement that TOTP could serve up in the mid 70's. Every stomping track had to be followed by some abject shite. Bolan followed by Lancaster & Bile, Frampton ("tube in the mouth") followed by Brotherhood of Spam (another song with a stupid twist ending).

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

DLT's world famous dual purpose pirate/yokel impersonation...

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

ruby flipper on acid again last night.

and for all the dreadfulness (bom, wurzels) i quite enjoyed it.

odd how that disco Mud song has been lost to history despite being on TOTP 4 or 5 times.

(i only got 17 minutes of the longer version but the extra bit i saw was a Thin Lizzy repeat)

koogs, Friday, 1 July 2011 06:56 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, Bolan.

Was that his last TOTP appearance? And, didn't he look so young? (and healthy!)

Mark G, Friday, 1 July 2011 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

Actually, I shouldn't 'ask' that, I should know..

(There's a "Marc on TV" DVD that I did a sleevenote for, I don't think it has any TOTP though)

Mark G, Friday, 1 July 2011 08:32 (twelve years ago) link

'Laser Love' from October 1976?
(and if the BBC can the repeats before we get that far)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tewzXZrUmJ0&feature=related

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Friday, 1 July 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

Liverpool Express song would have been more interesting if they'd bother to write more than just a chorus. Punk Rock = Year Zero, just decimated so much of this stuff.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 1 July 2011 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

But you have to remember that 99% of the British population despised/dismissed/detested punk rock and only a tiny handful of punk singles charted in 1977.

That said, my anticipation for Eddie & The Hot Rods grows with every passing week...

mike t-diva, Friday, 1 July 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

But you have to remember that 99% of the British population despised/dismissed/detested punk rock and only a tiny handful of punk singles charted in 1977

I know but its effect in the music business was more profound, it was like they realised that Mr. Big being the Most Exciting New Act of the year was, all things considered, not really good enough. Uh, but maybe I'm rewriting history here because wiki tells me Mr. Big's big hit was 1977!

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 1 July 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, but do you remember "Christmas with Dicken"? Their big hit "Romeo" was somewhat at the close of play, but still...

also:

That said, my anticipation for Eddie & The Hot Rods grows with every passing week...

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We are of a mind, yes.

Mark G, Friday, 1 July 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

Demis Roussos looking like Spock's psychic half-brother from that Star Trek movie.

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

This week is pretty bad so far, two videos and Ruby Flipper pissing about (I'm not even going to call it dancing) to an instrumental.

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

That New Seekers track is apalling, presumably it was only bought by teenage lads who wanted to check Eve Graham out on totp.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Art Garfunkel clearly doesn't give a shit here.

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

I remember hating 'Diddy' David Hamilton a lot, but he's not that bad a presenter compared to the dross of Edmondsm the enforced wackiness of DLT, and the crepeiness of Sir Jimmy.

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

Mostly I watch this for the grim fascination of the awful music, awful fashion, ugly people and the bloke in Ruby Flipper dancing around dressed as a leopard, but I have to say the Roxy Music one tickled my fancy.

There is power in an onion (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 14 July 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

Ha Ha...wondered when the first reference to the Summer of '76 would occur...David Hamilton looking appropriately sweaty in his White whistle...

The Pastiche Liberation Front (sonnyboy), Friday, 15 July 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

David Hamilton was very dull. His radio show used to play 'versions' from TOTP sessions to get round needletime restrictions, and was the housewives favourite. At least Edmonds was into his music..

Mark G, Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

Hamilton's R1 afternoon show also went out simultaneously on R2, as I recall - so it was MOR to the max.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 16 July 2011 09:04 (twelve years ago) link

RUBBISH EPISODE THIS WEEK.

PJ Miller, Sunday, 17 July 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

longer version was 10 minutes rubbisher.

actually, i enjoyed it again.

koogs, Sunday, 17 July 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, I always watch the LONG VERSION.

I enjoyed what in 1976 I might have happily called Ruby Flidder, but obviously would not do that nowadays.

PJ Miller, Sunday, 17 July 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

long version had extra Cherry Flipper doing a dance, Alex Harvey again and Johnny ("not Cash") Nash.

koogs, Sunday, 17 July 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

It was rubbish this week.

Also, what's with the iplayer not being updated with the longer version anymore?

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 08:24 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think it ever has been. certainly all the ones i have (think i'm missing the first) are the short version.

koogs, Monday, 18 July 2011 08:41 (twelve years ago) link

They did get updated previously.

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

the 5 iplayer downloads i have here are all the short version. am pretty certain all the others are too.

koogs, Monday, 18 July 2011 08:55 (twelve years ago) link

and i usually grab them the monday or tuesday after they air, which should be enough time for them to throw the longer versions up (otherwise they'd only be up for a day before being replaced)

koogs, Monday, 18 July 2011 08:56 (twelve years ago) link

But you have to remember that 99% of the British population despised/dismissed/detested punk rock and only a tiny handful of punk singles charted in 1977.

chapter and verse stats pls.

Big Hits: TOTP 1964-1975 on BBC2 on Saturday was much better. Lots of things everyone has seen before but it worked well enough. Driscoll/Auger still looks like 2028, not 1968.

I've had "Where do you go to my lovely?" stuck in my head since watching that.

Neil S, Monday, 18 July 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

could be worse, my brain randomly flings OOH-AR OOH-AR at me. was surprised to find out that Wurzels song is based on a Melanie song, though.

zappi, Monday, 18 July 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link

all the wurzels hits were based on other songs, that was the point (i thought), parodies that piggy backed other tunes.

koogs, Monday, 18 July 2011 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

Except for "Drink Up Thy Zider" ..

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

Honest, guv: I have seen a long iplayer version (at least two), and only a couple of times recently caught the actual late-transmission of the 40 min version.

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, that's a bit of a mystery. and, of course, i'd prefer the longer versions myself.

i had forgotten drink up thy zider. but #45 in 1966 who would blame me?

koogs, Monday, 18 July 2011 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

That was with Adge Cutler, the Dylan of Zummerzet, though. They were more credible in them days.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 18 July 2011 10:44 (twelve years ago) link

And then poor Cutler was killed in a car crash and the Wurzels resolved to go on but alas "Combine Harvester" was no "Blue Monday."

Johnny Nash's "Wonderful World" on the extended show was pretty good, we thought.

xpost: punk singles which charted (meaning Top 40) in 77: mostly from memory, we had 3 each from the Pistols, Stranglers and Jam, 2 from the Clash, plus Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Your Generation (Gen X), This Perfect Day (The Saints)... OK, so 15 is perhaps not strictly speaking a "tiny handful", but it's still a tiny fraction! Widening the net, there was also Watching The Detectives, Do Anything You Wanna Do, Marquee Moon and Prove It... can't recall any more?

mike t-diva, Monday, 18 July 2011 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

And of that list, how many did not feature on TOTP?

The two Clash ones (They banned themselves from the programme because they did a foreign TV show similar in concept and found they were crap at miming, no other reason actually), I dont think "Sheenah" was, apart from that: all those..

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, and "God save the queen" and "Anarchy" obv.

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

God Save The Queen, obv. And was Holidays In The Sun aired? I have a feeling it wasn't. Also no memory of Television on TOTP...?

mike t-diva, Monday, 18 July 2011 11:05 (twelve years ago) link

You are right.

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

some boomtown rats and x ray specs singles amongst that lot. not sure what made it to totp. (the couple of buzzcocks singles probably didn't)

koogs, Monday, 18 July 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

X-Ray Spex and Buzzcocks didn't chart until 1978. But, yeah, Boomtown Rats...

mike t-diva, Monday, 18 July 2011 11:11 (twelve years ago) link

'2-4-6-8 Motorway' maybe?

scraping wheatus off the wheel (NickB), Monday, 18 July 2011 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, a few appearances with that one, they liked Tom.

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 11:31 (twelve years ago) link

And "Little Girl" by The Banned! That was on TOTP as well...

mike t-diva, Monday, 18 July 2011 11:34 (twelve years ago) link

I was more interested in the “99% of the British population” stat.

Well, that's how it felt to me! (Subjectively rather than scientifically, of course.) And I did say "dismissed", as well as "despised" and "detested".

Or to put it another way: 1% of the general population feeling positively about punk in 1977 feels about right. (And of course by 1979, the same people who had scorned the Pistols and the Clash two years earlier were queuing up to tape my albums, but by then the cultural assimilation process was well underway...)

mike t-diva, Monday, 18 July 2011 14:08 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't meet all the general population in 1976-7 so can't say whether your estimation is accurate. How high did "indifferent to" or "didn't know it existed" score?

In my year at school, for instance, the ratio was roughly 80% not bothered to 20% loved, but I don't know how representative that would be for the country as a whole.

Well, by 1977 the ratio was 50/50, but that would discount the ones not bothered about music in general.

The previous year would have been 10% punk, 90% Lynyrd Skynyrd.

(oh what fun there was at the sixth form the week before "Street Survivors" was issued)

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

Rush were inexplicably big at my school

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 18 July 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

And mine. Hardly anyone else got a turn on the Common Room record player.

I was fortunate in getting a couple of singles before official issue, "Oh Bondage" being one.

That one, everyone hated, then sort-of liked, then went out and bought.

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

When I say everyone, I'm talking 10% or so, obv.

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

BFerry in that "Let's Stick Together" clip looks to me* like he's been beamed in from TOTP1982. His whole style - baggy white suit, slim tie, fringe - is what half the acts on TOTP were trying to achieve 5 or 6 years later.

(* non-fashion expert)

bham, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

there was a documentary about suits on bbc4 last week where Antony Price, the designer behind a lot of Roxy/Ferry stuff was saying exactly that – no contemporaries copied lines of the Ferry look, but it was grabbed by the 80s generation.

(* also non-fashion expert)

you don't exist in the database (woof), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

there should be a reference to me with an asterisk next to it in that post.

you don't exist in the database (woof), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

there was a documentary about suits on bbc4 last week where Antony Price, the designer behind a lot of Roxy/Ferry stuff was saying exactly that – no contemporaries copied lines of the Ferry look, but it was grabbed by the 80s generation.

I can sure you that in Glasgow, guys did try to copy the Bryan Ferry look, even that sorta military look he had on the cover of "Viva!"

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 09:40 (twelve years ago) link

... when did he have the thin 'tache? That look was copied too.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 09:41 (twelve years ago) link

I think by "contemporaries" he means other pop stars / famous people.

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 09:41 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, he was talking about other pop stars. I've no idea of the truth of it, tho' totp 1976 isn't giving it the lie.

you don't exist in the database (woof), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

Ah! The Kidz knew better.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

Beyond the "Glenn Miller" revival, I think you'd have to wait for Bobby Valentino and/or Midge out of Ultravox.

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 09:51 (twelve years ago) link

How old are you Tom? For some reason I've always assumed you're about the same age as Onimo & Ailsa (because obviously all Celtic fans were born on the same day), but you seem impossibly knowledgeable about the mid-70s for this to be true.

There is power in an onion (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

My big sister was a punk before you was a punk... she was also a Bowie/ Roxy freak before that... she taught me everything I know!

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

Who taught you to taught yer?

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

'twas yer father's daughter...

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 11:10 (twelve years ago) link

Midge copped his Ultravox look not from Ferry et al, but from the bass player of Slik:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0PfOFsKnK8

I was surprised too.

harveyw, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

TOTP 76 is on tonight, er, tonight, to make way for the PROMZ tomorrow. NO EXTENDED VERSION!

PJ Miller, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

What a coincidence that BBC4 is unable to show an extended version the week One Hundred Ton and a Feather appeared on the programme #rottentothecore

aaa haha ha....

Mark G, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

So THAT's how they gonna ban the glitter...

Mark G, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 10:08 (twelve years ago) link

These fuckers sound like Kings of Leon.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

Smirking twuntbag Blackburn. Ruby Flipper ponce about to a disco version of Tubular Bells, ffs.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfEkX-mcDlw

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

Billy Ocean should really have checked the colour combination of his outfit against the colour of the set.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

Elton John (with Kiki Dee) really staking his claim as 'the 70's Robbie Williams' here.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

SAHB's keyboard player's instrument has 'Professional Piano' written on the back, just in case anyone was in any doubt. Alex himself looking like he's just walked on stage after a serious night out.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

The obligatory 'DJ surrounded by women' crepe-o moment.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

Waitin' on the repeat now.

Mark G, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

It's 'alright', the Sutherlands, but think of it like this: within 7 years we would have "Blue Monday" New Order.

Mark G, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't think Ruby Flipper's TubBells was so bad, at least the whole idea they'd take on more complicated routines seemed to be happening. As opposed to just sort of 'moving around a bit' when they had to do "heart on my sleeve"

Mark G, Thursday, 21 July 2011 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

do I get points for spotting the Blue Peter Garden?

Mark G, Thursday, 21 July 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link

no. which other garden would they use?

anyway, re iplayer, you were right:

INFO: File name prefix = Top_of_the_Pops_-_24_06_1976_b012hsws_default

categories: Music,Classic Pop & Rock
channel: BBC Four
desc: David Hamilton looks at the weekly pop chart and introduces Pilot, Brian Ferry, The New Seekers, Osibisa, Art Garfunkel, and The Real Thing.
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there are two versions available, but get_iplayer doesn't, afaik, allow you to get at the second, longer version.

will have to look into it. i have 10 hours according to the expiry time...

koogs, Thursday, 21 July 2011 09:06 (twelve years ago) link

David Hamilton looks at the weekly pop chart and introduces Pilot and Brian Ferry TO EACH OTHER.

PJ Miller, Thursday, 21 July 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

Smirking twuntbag Blackburn

He is by no means the worst plus he actually liked music, which was unusual, someone upthread said Edmonds was a music fan but I've seen little evidence of that, he admitted as much himself

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

When do the Kid Jensen years kick off?

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Thursday, 21 July 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

Apparently, his timeline on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presenters_on_Top_of_the_Pops has it he begins this year.

Mark G, Thursday, 21 July 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

Ah okay, he always seemed to be enthusiastic about music. Apparently still calls himself Kid though which is kinda wishful thinking. Sonic Youth syndrome.

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Thursday, 21 July 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

Well, he dropped it at the end of his Radio1 tenure, but I guess it's a 'condition of employment' at Capital Radio, "Smooth" or wherever else he is thesedays...

Mark G, Thursday, 21 July 2011 11:36 (twelve years ago) link

Ideally these would be preceded by the relevant Nationwide and Tomorrow's World. Panorama afterwards, perhaps. And a full John Peel show on the radio later. Is this too much to ask, BBC?

bham, Friday, 22 July 2011 07:50 (twelve years ago) link

So that was great prom right guys? The Janacek was awesome in particular.

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Friday, 22 July 2011 07:57 (twelve years ago) link

Lemmy movie on tonite.

Mark G, Friday, 22 July 2011 08:51 (twelve years ago) link

Ideally these would be preceded by the relevant Nationwide and Tomorrow's World. Panorama afterwards, perhaps. And a full John Peel show on the radio later. Is this too much to ask, BBC?

Last week, when Hamilton suggested I tune in on Saturday for Seaside Special I really really wished I could.

you don't exist in the database (woof), Friday, 22 July 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, and tone plugged it too.

Mark G, Friday, 22 July 2011 09:11 (twelve years ago) link

oh maybe it was tone. I got a bit lost imagining what i'd see.

Should have just checked the wiki:

10 July 1976
Location - Southsea
guests Lulu, Mike & Bernie Winters, Janet Brown, Dream Express, Ron Martin, host Paul Burnett, and New Edition

17 July 1976
Location - Blackpool
guests Al Dean, Kate T. Fields Rod Hull and Emu, Little and Large, New Edition

24 July 1976
Location - Southsea
featured acts from Gerry Cottles Circus.
guests Tony Monopoly, Paul Daniels, Cannon and Ball and Explosion (the original pre-duo trio), Surprise Sisters, Mary Chipperfield – chimpanzee act, Jacko Fossett and Little Billy, Cimarro Brothers, host Mike Reid, New Edition

you don't exist in the database (woof), Friday, 22 July 2011 09:18 (twelve years ago) link

Cannon and Ball and Explosion

Want to know more!

Mark G, Friday, 22 July 2011 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

Even their Wikipedia page starts at 1979.

Mark G, Friday, 22 July 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

He wasn't with them long and then he got fired.

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Friday, 22 July 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

I should sell them that joke btw

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Friday, 22 July 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

Boom Boom!!

The Pastiche Liberation Front (sonnyboy), Friday, 22 July 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link

Good to see a young Les McQueen there, handling bass duties on "Dr Kiss-Kiss", back in the days before it all turned sour.

bham, Friday, 22 July 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

It's a shit business.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, 23 July 2011 09:02 (twelve years ago) link

On BBC4 tonight at 7:30PM.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 07:58 (twelve years ago) link

Cannon and Ball and Explosion - oh, this must be someone goofing around with the Wiki page, surely? Yeah, Little and Large really got going once they dropped second straight man Medium. And thank goodness Hinge & Bracket jettisoned Fixing Screw.

Talking of Wiki japes - the C&B Wiki page currently seems to have been merged with that of Adam Ant...

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 08:22 (twelve years ago) link

I think it probably is messing around - this article says they were a trio for a bit ("with a guy called Stan on the keyboard"), but also implies that they'd become a duo by Opportunity Knocks in 1969.

you don't exist in the database (woof), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 08:56 (twelve years ago) link

Sunfighter - never heard of them - and the awful Queen pastiche 'Drag Race Queen'.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

Ruby Flipper do the can-can dressed as Russians to The Beatles' 'Back In The USSR'.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

Noel successfully breaks the world record for using the word 'successful' as many times as possible in a sentence.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

QUO!

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

fat Russell Brand Demis Roussos

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

I think my mother had a blouse made of that shirt material.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

I have just learned that one of Sunfighter's many guitarists is Sarah Harding's estranged father.

If that's a Demis Roussos I'd hate to see a full one (Circa 1976 joke)

Guilty_Boksen, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

yes, sunfighter, who dey?

the butterfly song also completely unfamiliar.

a question: what are the wings song and the shangri-las song in the top 30 countdown?

koogs, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

ok, wikipedia says for the wings:

"Silly Love Songs" / "Cook of the House"
"Let 'Em In" / "Beware My Love"

both released in 1976, both reached #2.

and shangri-las:

The recordings for Morton featured lavish production with heavy orchestration and sound effects, and their next and biggest hit, "Leader of the Pack" (U.S. #1, UK #11), climaxes with roaring motorcycles and breaking glass. UK re-issues peaked at #3 in 1972 and #7 in 1976.

glamour puss? history has not been kind.

koogs, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

Wings' track is 'Silly Love Songs'.

Singing a song whose lyrics namecheck Superman is not going to work unless you're Laurie Anderson.

Shangra-Las' is indeed 'Leader of the Pack'.

This is a good site for chart stats, the cunningly named Chart Stats.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone else think that the Glamour Puss on the left looks vaguely familiar? I can't place where from and can't find out who were in Glamour Puss.

Guilty_Boksen, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

BTW Jonathan King was edited out of that edition - he was on just before Glamour Puss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i524U9YfyXs

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

was that a necklace of teeth demis was wearing?

koogs, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

(JK might be on the long version)

koogs, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

Even Edmonds thinks this is shit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta3EeMi4Ll4

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

oh and we also missed RubFlip dancing to Tavares' 'Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel', which must have been even worse than their BITUSSR routine.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone else think that the Glamour Puss on the left looks vaguely familiar?

Looks a bit like Nell Campbell but I'm pretty sure it isn't her. The (nominally) lead singer on the far right and the black woman seem familiar from late 70's TV. Maybe after Glamour Puss did spectacularly well failed dismally they pursued acting careers.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

Now is the Time by Jimmy James and the Vagabonds. One of those records I remember very clearly listening to on the radio as a child. It's still sort of wonderful, that voice and that song. Rest of the show execrable.

Dr X O'Skeleton, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

tavares was on the longer version - girls dressed as angels, blokes dressed as devils. lots of dry ice. this stuff writes itself.

no JK in the long version either.

koogs, Thursday, 28 July 2011 07:07 (twelve years ago) link

I want to know everything there is to know about Glamourpuss! Like someone upthread, the singer on the far right looks familiar, possibly from TV comedy. Were they some sort of fictional TV spin-off thing? They look/sound more like actresses than singers. (And there's the "of a certain age" factor, as well.)

mike t-diva, Thursday, 28 July 2011 09:19 (twelve years ago) link

The singer on the far right kind of looks like Carol Vorderman in a blonde wig. Isn't though. The single didn't even chart in the Top 40, this being the dry period where TOTP were so desperate to get acts in the studios that they'd consider just about anyone.

fictional TV spin-off

That would be the unrelated and considerably better Rock Follies, from the same time. On ITV, so they wouldn't have been on TOTP.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Thursday, 28 July 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I was wondering if it was some sort of Rock Follies-inspired copycat manoeuvre.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 28 July 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

I watched it last night in some disbelief. Did I have amnesia? I didn't remember any of it - not even the ghastly video for "A Little Bit More" - but then I remembered we spent July ’76 on holiday in New York, so all this stuff would have passed me right by. Don’t remember Sunfighter, Glamourpuss or that dreadful Bobby Goldsboro* effort ever being played on the radio. It’s always extra-duff when Noel’s presenting.

The only thing I can find out about Glamourpuss on Google is that they were allegedly “five beauty queens.”

The ghastly “Now Is The Time” (it went top five!). “Revolution is no solution!” – erm, Jimmy, there are these guys (and gals) in West London (and Bromley, and Manchester) warming up on the touchline…Rhyming “future” with “nuclear.” Extraordinary.

When an eight-year-old Beatles track is the rockiest thing on the programme and Status Quo couldn’t even be bothered to turn up then you know things are up for grabs.

*Bobby Goldsboro actually did make some very decent records – one of which I’m planning to give a spin at the Hangover Lounge this coming Sunday (plug, plug) – but it’s very hard to convince people of this.

Ok, this show is getting weirder the closer it draws to Year Zero. Sunfughter?!??!? What the fu...?!?!? My encyclopaedic knowledge of crap bands of the 70s has badly let me down here. And this lot got three minutes on one of the most watched shows of the 1970s! I thought they must be Swedish or something. Song sounded a bit like the Stories, if you're at all familiar with that band. And Glamourpuss? Jesus... pure Seaside Special material, except not even that good.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 July 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link

Bobby G (no, not that one) was utter crap and even the Quo song was a duffer

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 July 2011 10:24 (twelve years ago) link

Sunfighter were probably locked in a right-angled room straight after that TOTP performance.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Thursday, 28 July 2011 12:44 (twelve years ago) link

As for Demis, can't hate it 'cos his voice is really a thing of wonder and... DOUBLE BOUZOUKI SOLO!

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 July 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

For a seocnd I thought Demis was Danny Baker.

it was quite an episode for beards

koogs, Thursday, 28 July 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

The one on Dennis Thingummabob from Dr. Hook was fairly startling

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 July 2011 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

Take out the word "Race", and the Sunfighter song becomes Quite Interesting.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 28 July 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

Steve Harley's keyboard player rocking a huge stack of synths here.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

More acts in the studio this week, but it fizzled out in the second half. And I think maybe the producer had told DLT to tone it down and not be so ***WACKY***

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 09:00 (twelve years ago) link

i watched this last night, i'm sure i did. am blanking on non-kiki-dee details though. oh, 'oh suzannah'. what is it with that? it's a terrible thing to try and cover, even the byrds sucked at it. some beatles cover too.

koogs, Thursday, 4 August 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

o_O at wikipedia entry for oh! susanna.

koogs, Thursday, 4 August 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

Cock-er-knee Webel covered 'Here Comes The Sun'. I wonder what was up with all these Beatles covers, and the band themselves still appearing in the charts, six years after they'd split?

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

xp !!! I knew that there was a minstrel connection to the song, but the original 2nd verse is o__________O

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

I assume there was a mass re-release of Beatles' singles. If the current music scene is crap then I suppose nostalgia for when it wasn't is more likely. Six years was forever in the 70s.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 August 2011 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

Possibly 15th anniversary of the first Beatles' single? Something like that?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 August 2011 09:36 (twelve years ago) link

during one of the songs some girls in the crowd were wearing t-shirts saying Hot Gossip on them. Ruby Flippers days numbered?

zappi, Thursday, 4 August 2011 11:12 (twelve years ago) link

RubFlip were replaced by Legs & Co. Hot Gossip appeared on ITV, later C4.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

Six years was forever in the 70s

xpost

That's because we were young then

Dr X O'Skeleton, Thursday, 4 August 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

Weren't Hot Gossip on Kenny Everett...

The Pastiche Liberation Front (sonnyboy), Thursday, 4 August 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

That was when he moved over to ITV in '78.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 11:31 (twelve years ago) link

Six years was forever in the 70s

xpost

That's because we were young then

No it's not that. Probably been covered in some learned thread somewhere.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 August 2011 11:34 (twelve years ago) link

weird, wonder what was going on - fledgling Hot Gossip trying to promote themselves?

zappi, Thursday, 4 August 2011 11:36 (twelve years ago) link

Which song was it?

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

3 girls right at the front of crowd dancing during that Blue Jeans song

zappi, Thursday, 4 August 2011 11:39 (twelve years ago) link

Six years was forever in the 70s

Yeah, it's the difference between 'Tie A Yellow Ribbon' and 'Are Friends Electric?'

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Thursday, 4 August 2011 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

Now it's the difference between McFly's 'I'll Be OK' and JLS's 'She Make Me Wanna' ;_;

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 4 August 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

I don't remember a specific reason for the 1976 Beatles singles reissues, but they were heavily promoted, with new sleeve art, and a couple of tracks (Yesterday/USSR) were issued as A-sides for the first time. I bought several of them, mostly for the B-sides (e.g. Rain, Baby You're A Rich Man) as there were no Past Masters comps at that stage.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 4 August 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

David Dundas was the owner of the house in Camden Town where Bruce Robinson and Vivian MacKerrell lived in the late 60s/early 70s: the period that inspired "Withnail and I".

I think they'd moved out by '76, and they probably didn't have a tv anyway, but it would have been interesting to see the reaction to their landlord's appearance on TOTP.

bham, Friday, 5 August 2011 08:04 (twelve years ago) link

"How like a god" etc, probably.

Mark G, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

xp "{...} Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! No fridges, no televisions, no phones. {...}"

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Sunday, 7 August 2011 07:40 (twelve years ago) link

only one mention of Dr Kiss-Kiss on this thread - and I assumed it would be NOTHING BUT :-(

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 7 August 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Right, so tomorrow's TOTP revival features the first punk reference.

Albeit "The Kid's a Punk" by Slik.

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

Jimmy Saville in a kilt. Thanks BBC.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

Midge Ure is appearing in 'West Side Story' at the Drury Lane Theatre oh wait...

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

David Dundas clearly aghast at the prospect of having to perform while RubFlip caper to the right of him.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

OK, this is the second time that Billy Ocean's outfit has matched the colour of the backdrop. Was this his 'thing'? Some kind of gimmick?

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

It's Fearne Cotton, singing on TOTP decades before she presented it. Oh wait it's Twiggy. They really let anyone be a pop star in the mid 70's, didn't they.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

If they asked nicely.

And if they do Country Joe and the Fish numbers...

Mark G, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

For a horrible second there I thought that DLT was hanging out by the toilets, but no, just another cheap mid 70's CSO effect.

three word displayname (snoball), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

...also it makes Hot Chocolate's percussionist's congas look like they're made of cardboard.

three word displayname (snoball), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

lol ABBA couldn't even be bothered to go on TOTP with their biggest single.

three word displayname (snoball), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

not even a very good video for it, surprised me.

and another bryan ferry single...

cherry appears to have left ruby flipper 8(

koogs, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

George McRae was rather lovely.

Didn't need the extreme close up of Steve Harley's massive teeth though.

A little bit like Peter Crouch but with more mobility (ShariVari), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

am surprised those doors didn't kill someone

koogs, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

jesse green's keyboardist looks like a pound-shop eno.

koogs, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

xp Somebody nearly walked into one of them.

Steve Harley looked like he was trying to sing with a dislocated jaw.
Aside from Hot Chocolate, everything else was promo clips, recordings of previous appearances, or lacklustre performances.
And Bryan Ferry churns out another sausage pointless cover version for a single.

three word displayname (snoball), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

BLINDED BY THE SHITE!
REVVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE!
A RUBBER BUMMER IN THE NIGHT!

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Can are on this episode apparently.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

You should be dancing jumping about aimlessly and flailing your arms around like you're shooing away a bee

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

You should be flashing gusset

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

Robin Sarstedt, performing tonight on stilts.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

Noel and Cliff clearly have the same hairdresser.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

and tailor.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

too much Noel Edmonds for anyone.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

We haven't reached the saturation point of the peak Swap Shop years, but Edmonds gets increasingly irritating from here. Try to imagine him and Chris Tarrant swapping presenting duties on their respective Saturday morning shows.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

RubFlip being worked hard this week, relatively speaking. That tape of Elton and Kiki pretending to goof around in a studio must have broken.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

Also it looks like Can aren't going to be shown on the short version...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2K9Zigc0w
...they followed Sarstedt.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

dancer's miming but not knowing the words. TOTP seems to have a core dancing troupe too.
There's something really depressing about ALL TOTP episodes in that the people there look like they desperately want to be somewhere else.

owenf, Thursday, 15 September 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

need to watch it again but at least last night's had a good churn of acts - barely anything that had been on before. that said, the cliff song and the sarsted song were both things that were instantly forgettable, weak follow-ons.

koogs, Friday, 16 September 2011 07:21 (twelve years ago) link

Also it looks like Can aren't going to be shown on the short version...

Daft. It's their one and only appearance, isn't it?

I shall be there 23:40 tonight with my save DVD-r..

Mark G, Friday, 16 September 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'm surprised that they didn't show Can - thought it would have been right up the alley of a lot of BBC4 viewers.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Friday, 16 September 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link

I'm guessing sometimes the one that gets edited out is the one that's easiest to do.

Mark G, Friday, 16 September 2011 11:05 (twelve years ago) link

Also it looks like Can aren't going to be shown on the short version...

Daft. It's their one and only appearance, isn't it?

Haven't they already been on? I'm sure I made some comment about before on this thread about Irmin Schmidt and Holger Czukay being the only people on the show older (and pervier looking) than the DJs? 1976 seems to have been an esp. successful year for Scottish artists: Slik, SAHB, Sutherland Bros., Gallagher + Lyle.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Friday, 16 September 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

... and Irmin, that shirt open to the waist, nagl in a man of your years

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Friday, 16 September 2011 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

Can were on that documentary that aired when they started this run, iirc. Maybe it was that.

Skrillex Ferguson (useless chamber), Friday, 16 September 2011 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, that'll be it

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Friday, 16 September 2011 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

Surely not the first time they decided to can the can on TOTP.

master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Friday, 16 September 2011 12:40 (twelve years ago) link

diamond among sequinned turds

Dr X O'Skeleton, Saturday, 17 September 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

Eddie and the Hot Rods are on this week.

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, punk looms

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

yes, filled with pink mohair...

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

Actually, I was doing a compilaDVD of "the road to punk/new wave", so far consisting of:

1. "The kid's a punk" Slik
2. "I want more" Can
3. "Get out of Denver" Eddie and the Hot Rods (to be)..

But then, after that, how long until the next one / how high to set the bar?

As low as Tonight's "The Drummer Man" I guess...

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

then:

I would certainly ARGUE about Can being one of the most influential groups to feature on TOTP : very much a 'niche' "Johnny Foreigner has a go at prog rock" band. I well recall some of my "up themselves" friends at the time going mad about them. Totally inconsequential.

lol other boards...

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

Who said that, David Cameron?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

xp to MG: Kursaal Flyers, maybe? At a pinch?

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

Were they ever on TOTP? Ditto Doctors of Madness?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

mmmm....

nrrgggg....

mmm...

No.

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, they were on with "Little does she know that I know that she knows that I know she's two timing me"

I do remember them popping up on "Supersonic" with "I don't want to ride no freeway" though.

I'd put them next to Sailor, to be honest.

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

One of them joined the Hot Rods in 77. Tenuous, I know...

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

Jonathan Richman?

master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

Don't remember him on until "New England", apart from the flip/legs&co dancing to "Egyptian Reggae"

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

"Roadrunner" was a notable hit, was that ever represented on TOTP? Anyway punk was already up and running by the time the Modern Lovers started having hit singles.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, but The Clash never got acknowledged until "Bankrobber" I think. The pistols got "Pretty Vacant" and the Saints got on the same week..

That's well into 1977 though.

What's left for 1976?

(Rhetorical question, if you're a nospoilers dude..)

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

i have great video of pans people dancing to RoadRunner taped from TOTP2 a few years ago. it'll be on youtubes. is them in a beachbuggy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x7D2VUP62I

i say great but...

koogs, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

(that's legs and co, obv)

koogs, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

I think these are your next ones, all from the first half of 1977:

March 10 - Graham Parker & The Rumour - Hold Back The Night (arguably?)
April 21 - Eddie & The Hot Rods - I Might Be Lying
May 19 - The Jam - In The City
May 26 - The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

The Tubes maybe? Did they ever get on TOTP though?

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

Ah right, 'Roadrunner' was on in July 1977 apparently, the week after 'Pretty Vacant'.

master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

GParker gets in, yes.

What it is, is that the 1976 compil is onto a 5inch DVD disc.

Might break out a larger size for 1977....

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

I think the tubes are a no, until "Prime Time".

This is all from memory, btw.

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

See, it was tempting to grab Thin Lizzy and the HM kids, but.

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

Almost mentioned Lizzy. HM Kids turned out to be awful and dated.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't realise, until seeing Manfred Mann's Earthband, that Go Kart Mozart was from a line in "Blinded By the Light"

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

How about Legs & Co dancing to Be-Bop Deluxe's "Maid In Heaven" on Nov 25 1976?

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, by the way: we've only got five more weeks of Ruby Flipper, before Legs & Co take over...

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

I'll miss them when they're gone

Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

apparently, L&C did "Pretty Vacant" too, no doubt I'll see it and go "oh yeah, I remember now"...

Mark G, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:16 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, but The Clash never got acknowledged until "Bankrobber" I think.

They were invited a few times but always refused to go on it.

ban this sick stunt (anagram), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

There was a big plaver when the reformed Sex Pistols were on, but oddly enough, somewhat unheralded, the same show had Joe Strummer on for the first time, miming his chorus to "England's Irie" ...

Mark G, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

Anyways, tonight's episode is dated 9th September 1976.

They just updated next week's schedule, and TOTP is the 23rd September.

Wonder what we've missed?

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

A strike?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

No, there was an episode.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0730378/
I think the video of ABBA's 'Dancing Queen' gets another play as well.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

Well, looking at the 'lostshows' website, the show from the 16th is missing, but no list of participants.

As far as my 1977 compilation is concerned, they'd better get on and find the show from 8th Sept 1977, as that has the Boomtown rats And the Motors. "Dancing the night away" most likely. (I'm sure I've seen that clip recently)..

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

I guess that site answers the question as to why the BBC started off from 1976 - practically everything before then is missing.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

I've found that Ruby Flipper danced to "the light of experience" on that missing show. Still, next show up, they do "Disco Duck"...

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

For those who can't wait until next week...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRPpXCTqJB4

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

Features some poor clucker in a chicken costume.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

Amazingly, I found the missing show content on the Pans People fansite:

16-9-76: Presenter: Noel Edmonds (Wiped)

(28) TOMMY HUNT – Loving On The Losing Side
(13) TINA CHARLES – Dance Little Lady Dance
(48) J.A.L.N. BAND – Disco Music (I Like It)
(3) THE REAL THING – Can’t Get By Without You
(20) JESSE GREEN – Nice And Slow ® *
(12) PUSSYCAT – Mississippi (video)
(22) STARLAND VOCAL BAND – Afternoon Delight (video)
(4) GHEORGE ZAMFIR – Light Of Experience ‘Doina De Jale’ (danced to by Ruby Flipper)
(1) ABBA – Dancing Queen (video) (and credits)

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

Tommy Who? Jesse What?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

I guess that site answers the question as to why the BBC started off from 1976 - practically everything before then is missing

That would explain why every nostalgic TOTP documentary features exactly the same 10-15 songs from the sixties.

Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

Tommy Hunt's is a pretty good Northern Soul type dance track, and Jesse Green has been on before.

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

Noel Edmonds (Wiped)

I always thought that Edmonds looked a bit tipsy, but to present the show completely drunk?

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

The JALN Band song is a busy sounding disco/funk track with JB styled horns.

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

It's a Tony Blackburn kinda show

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

... Abba are the closest thing to a rock band on it

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

It's a pretty fine looking show, actually.

The one after it, however..

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, a lack of rock bands was a definite plus in 1976

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

EXCITEMENT!!!

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

(courtesy of Eddie & The Hot Rods)

serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

'Punk' t-shirt!

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Oh Hot Rods, what UTTER joy. If a little sartorially confused.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

So, anyway, thanks to the "Popscene" board that has all the shows listed, I was passing through to find more 'punk styled' tracks for my DVD save, and it's pretty slim pickings for the rest of the year.

The other Eddie/Hotrods performance "Teenage Depression" is wiped/lost, and there's nothing on the horizon until April 1977 when they are back on again "I might be lying".

I guess I'll have to close up 1976 with T-Rex and "Laser Love"...

Mark G, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

Rod clocks in another entry for 'Men who looks like old lesbians'.

PoMo with a shotgun (snoball), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

These guys may be revved up like douches, but the keyboard played has an ARP Odyssey which partially compensates.

PoMo with a shotgun (snoball), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

the last twice that was on the ARP was a minimoog.

koogs, Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

dire this week, i thought. i blame tony blackburn.

koogs, Thursday, 29 September 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

Almost a carbon copy of last week's. But for Disco Duck it would have been crap.

scotstvo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

Randy who?

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

T-Rex on tonight.

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 20 October 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

A repeat of Can was slotted into the start last week's, presumably as padding; completely unacknowledged by the Hairy Cornf.

bham, Thursday, 20 October 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, that was a weird one; Can were already down to #29, as I recall. It kinda compensates for their omission in the previous edited-down show, though.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 20 October 2011 11:16 (twelve years ago) link

Even by the standards of TOTP '76 the backing band of Jesse Green (that was the name, right?) were beyond weird. 1976 was weird.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 October 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

BOLAN!

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

Would have been better if the rhythm guitarist had a) not worn just his pajamas, and b) not been taking the piss out of Marc behind his back.

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

I think Wogan played 'Mississippi' a lot. Certainly remember hearing it a lot when my mother had the radio on in the mornings.

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

#oldfart

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

This Manhattans song has the consistency of microwave porridge.

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Paul Nicholas, the Mika of '76.

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

manhattans, if nothing else, were mixing 4 different camera angles.

mississippi very familiar, yes. musically lacking though.

not sure i'd heard that trex song before.

and the bloke in the yellow suit was dancing to beats that only he could hear.

koogs, Thursday, 20 October 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

Bolan looking like Siouxie!

zappi, Thursday, 20 October 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

Oh look it's Frankie Cockhoser lookalike David Essex.

cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Thursday, 27 October 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

i'm going to buy a satin jacket and write HOWZAT on the back in marker pen.

koogs, Thursday, 27 October 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

Ed Stewart, king of tossbags

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

Steve Harley somehow managing a bowlcut and a proto-mullet at the same time.

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

The obligatory DJ/teenage girls crepe-o moment.

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

Rod Stewart is clearly hungover in this video, and the very last thing he wants to do is walk around a blustery Portsmouth.

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

Climax Blues apparently playing live?

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

can on this one? 76? just saw their name pop up at the beginning.

owenf, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

ah think they were just on the charts bit at the beginning. damn.

owenf, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

I'm going to enter the contest and to name this as yet un-named dancing group. I think I'll call them... let's see... 'Pan's People' Nobody steal that, OK?

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

Oh and they're dancing to the Jaws theme. 'Pan's People in rubber' turning out to be not quite what the dads wanted.

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

My boy thought that routine was an exercise in Derren Brown-like thought control.

LEGS.... LEGS.... you will fetch your pencil and your postcard.... and you will write.... LEGS...,

mike t-diva, Thursday, 17 November 2011 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

oh that's right, they're going to be called Legs & Co, not Pan's People, duh me

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Thursday, 17 November 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

sharks were hilarious though

Dr X O'Skeleton, Saturday, 19 November 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

'77 gets off to a ropey start tonight with Pussycat, Barry Biggs, Liverpool Express, David Parton, Gallagher & Lyle and Status Quo.

insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

there's been one already this year, a couple of weeks ago - the chart hadn't changed from the christmas episode but they had choosen different acts.

koogs, Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

Just realised that someone I used to work with looked like Leo Sayer without the hair.

insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

search for 'pops' doesn't find this thread because of the quotes 8(

surprised to see that the extra track on the longer saturday repeat was Gary Glitter.

koogs, Sunday, 29 January 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

They've 'apologised' for cutting him and JKing out.

Mark G, Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBsLy5ayHU4

Mark G, Monday, 6 February 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

would watch

koogs, Monday, 6 February 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

xp lol

Rose Royce represented in this week's chart countdown by a picture of a Ford Granada in a car wash.

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

uh oh, Glitter Alert

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

Picture of innocence, obv.

Mark G, Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

Thin Lizzy were good though.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

Boz Scaggs would have been better if he'd had more musicians on stage with him...

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gary-glitter-to-receive-royalties-for-broadcast-188903

iow: "We heard he's on this programme, we all had a guess as to which song, we could have looked it up buy we cbb"

Mark G, Friday, 10 February 2012 09:51 (twelve years ago) link

Hang on, in that Youtube spoof, is 'Raoul Gummidge' gr8080?

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLKp5oj2NAo

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

What is it with BBC4 and detective shows with larger than life main characters?

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

that Mr Big record was a new low
got the 1977 TOTP annual in a charity shop the other day for £2!

zappi, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

Contains spoilers

Mark G, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

Edmonds interviewing a very awkward sounding Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Tim Rice - a precision nuclear strike could have solved so many of the world's woes in 1977.

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

Brotherhood of Man not trying to look like ABBA at all. Or sound like them for this particular single.

a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

Kid Jensen looking like a bizarre genetic cross between Noel Edmonds and Keith Chegwin.

a dramatic lemon curd experience (snoball), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

Graham Parker was displaying a distinct narrowness of trouser this week, in marked contrast to the massed loons of Brotherhood of Man and Smokie.

bham, Monday, 19 March 2012 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

The times were changing a bit.

Mark G, Monday, 19 March 2012 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

t rex. something i'd not heard before.

koogs, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

this week's episode appears to have been recorded on one of those cheap vhs tapes you get from supermarkets.

koogs, Saturday, 14 April 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

Sort-of..

It was up until 2 weeks ago, assumed lost.

Then it was found and supplied out of "Diddy" David Hamilton's personal collection

Mark G, Saturday, 14 April 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

I imagine that he has a lot of other videos recorded on cheap supermarket VHS tapes in his 'personal collection'.

Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Saturday, 14 April 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

that 'tracksuit top over turtleneck sweater' look was just bleargh

Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Saturday, 14 April 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

abba song head and shoulders above everything else on the show. the dundass thing, very much like those manhatten transfer and bom followups - very similar, only twice as bad...

(nice handle btw snoball)

koogs, Saturday, 14 April 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks. It was going to be 'Cheggers Plays Poop' but my last two display names were poop related so I thought I'd better come up with something else.

Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Saturday, 14 April 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

annnnnnnnnnnd on topic...
When are we going to see some/any punk? Marc Bolan and Boz Scaggs have been the last couple of acts approaching anything near excitement in the last few weeks.

Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Saturday, 14 April 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

I could tell you, but that'd be cheating...

Mark G, Saturday, 14 April 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

If I had known it was going to be from David "Diddy" Hamilton's "personal collection" I would have watched.

PJ Miller, Thursday, 19 April 2012 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

It's still on iplayer.

Mark G, Thursday, 19 April 2012 11:47 (twelve years ago) link

lol at the guy in the patterned tank top walking away disgustedly through the crowd as the camera pans into Showaddywaddy

Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

Has "Sound and Vision" been on yet? On the last one I saw it was straight in at 3, but ignored in favour of the usual dreck

bham, Friday, 20 April 2012 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

It's been the end credits playout music, twice.

Yesterday it was Legs & Co interpreting Maxine Nightingale's "Love Hit Me" in a boxing ring.

I don't remember it ever being on TOTP beyond that.

Mark G, Friday, 20 April 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

legs and co the highlight yesterday, along with said playout music where they just turned the camera, with some kind of hexagonal lens, at the studio lights for a couple of minutes.

koogs, Friday, 20 April 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

where they just turned the camera, with some kind of hexagonal lens, at the studio lights for a couple of minutes.

The BBC must have hours and hours of this kind of footage, just gathering dust somewhere. They don't realise that there is a very dedicated audience, on their very doorstep in Shepherd's Bush, and I'm sure he would love a DVD release.

PJ Miller, Friday, 20 April 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

Who the fuck is this Brendon guy who keeps appearing in the chart rundown?

ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Thursday, 26 April 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

oh here he is

ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Thursday, 26 April 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

He looks like a cross between Kevin Keagan and Mick Robertson.

ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Thursday, 26 April 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

some rampant inflation going on in that stylistics track.

koogs, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

It was the 70's, you had to take extra change with you when you went shopping because the prices would have gone up.

ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

and this is the second time in two days i've heard an andrew gold song (Annabella Lwin chose one on radio 6 yesterday)

koogs, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

Odd song, AG sulks about his sister, she goes and has a son, and so it goes on.

Mark G, Friday, 27 April 2012 09:25 (eleven years ago) link

Not actually what the song is about, according to AG. It is about him, but not the way you think.

Seems you cannot post on FT without logging in at the moment (saw your note now, ta)

Mark G, Friday, 27 April 2012 10:41 (eleven years ago) link

I think "Gimme Some" by Brendon represents an absolute nadir. Esp. when appearing with "Have I the Right?" by the Dead End Kids. I'm considering deleting this from the planner. It's too depressing.

bham, Monday, 30 April 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

chin up, you made it through Paul Nicholas, nothings as bad as that
this afternoons Counterpoint had a specialist round about TOTP, test yr knowledge here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01gvlfp/Counterpoint_Series_26_Episode_2/

zappi, Monday, 30 April 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

EDDIE & THE HOT RODS!!!

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Thursday, 3 May 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

I find myself fast forwarding through the acts just so that I can enjoy Tony Blackburn's wit all the more easily.

He was the only one moving during Legs and Co's Stevie Wonder routine, probably because he knew he was going to have his way with one or more of them after the show. Their dancing was rubbish.

PJ Miller, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 08:39 (eleven years ago) link

I've decided the reason the singer of the Dead End kids gives me such fear is his resemblance to the Sruwwelpeter.

Thinking about "Sound & Vision" made me really notice the musical similarities between "Knowing Me Knowing You" and some of the tracks on Low.

"Salisbury Hill" over the end credits the best thing on the show.

bham, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

A double bill tonight, with a 1974 ep of Blue Peter in the middle.

banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 17 May 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

what the what? have never heard this first track before. is kinda dreadful. "Contempt"?

koogs, Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

The band was called Contempt, the song was called 'Money Is A Girl's Best Friend'. Never heard of them either, but I liked it.

banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

I saw it was coming up so looked it up. Martin Rushent produced it, that's all I found out.

Don't remember it, will check it on the repeat

Mark G, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

Right, I have seen it now. Godawful!

Once the 'bank-manager' got out of the way, you can see a bunch of young rock guys backing the wrong horse, basically.

Mark G, Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

that they are german was the only other thing that discogs threw up. reminded me of Sailor. it's actually a good name wasted.

koogs, Friday, 18 May 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

'77 not any better than '76 so far. Possibly worse. Joy Sarney?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 18 May 2012 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, these two shows had a hell of a lot of stuff that didn't make the charts at all!

Mark G, Friday, 18 May 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link

I regret missing Uriah Heep! That's how bad it was!

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 18 May 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

I missed the Bay Cities! thbiw.

I popped out to get Amber who was getting back from a school theatre trip. Back just-in-time to see Joy Sarney.

Amber was "I've seen enough" and went to bed.

Mark G, Friday, 18 May 2012 09:52 (eleven years ago) link

BCR song was cack, like they were trying to be all grown up and adult

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 18 May 2012 09:53 (eleven years ago) link

"Its A Game", who did that originally? That one was alright..

"String Driven Thing", there you go.

Mark G, Friday, 18 May 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

You know, I thought I knew the song too, not suited to them

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 18 May 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

Caught the end of this. What a dreary bunch of songs. I was ready to top myself after that. Even ABBA in that context came off as utterly joyless.

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 18 May 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

I like the idea of this much more than the reality. By this stage of 1977 I was still not quite 4 years old so there's hardly been anything I can honestly say I remember. By 1979 (if we get that far) I should know much more, but the quality so far has been so desperately poor that I wonder if things actually do improve later on, or if TOTP was always rubbish and my memory has just filtered out 90% of what was on there.

Pacific Trash Vortex (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 18 May 2012 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

It's always been largely rubbish. Last night's shows were crap in 1977 (when I was 13, and therefore remember things all too well) and they're still crap now.

I've been compiling/saving the 'new-wave' entries onto DVD from the off, so far there's not been many.

I did miss Eddie/Hotrods "I might be lying", but then it wasn't as good as I remembered.

Anyway, I was going through some stuff in the loft and I found two 'archive' DVDs I bought at a record fair, clearly copied from someone's original VHS (or were they from UKTV gold? I dunno), quality pretty ropey. But there was a lot of tracks on them.

So, I should end up with much the same as these, just better quality.

Mark G, Friday, 18 May 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

Pitiful follow ups by Barry Biggs and Mr Big. That "Promises promises" by Rags I remember liking from the day (I was eight). And great to hear "Shuffle" by Van McCoy, which was used by R1 all the time (can't remember who played it though) And then Legs And Co dance to "Hotel California", my most hated song of all time.

Rob M Revisited, Friday, 18 May 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

The Bay City Rollers song reminded me of Pulp, for some reason.

I like to think that somewhere there is an ex-member of Rags/Brendon/Contempt happily watching with their (grand)children. It's the only way to get through the show.

bham, Monday, 21 May 2012 09:14 (eleven years ago) link

The bass player of Brendon has been posting his happy recollections on some other part of the ternet.

Mark G, Monday, 21 May 2012 09:16 (eleven years ago) link

Pick of the Pops did the Top 20 from this week in '77 on Saturday*. Apart from Rod @ #1 it was all bloody brilliant. Reinforced Mark's point upthread that TOTP was often forced to look beyond the 20, 30 or even top 40 for material. I guess there was little hope of getting Marvin Gaye and Stevie Wonder (each doing well with one of their best singles) on the show.

*getting it out of the way before the Pistols turn up?

Jeff W, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

Funny how guys like Marvin and Stevie readily turned up on Soul Train.

After half an hour of ZZZZZZZZZZZs it's DOCTOR FEELGOOD

banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

saville's hair
m'na, m'na... (half of dancers really nonplussed by it all)

koogs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Not one, but two 'oh just move around a bit' piss-poor Legs & Co routines.

banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

odd hearing that song about the doors only months after the original

koogs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

oh, it was a wig. i missed the setup.

koogs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

That had to be the worst Legs & Co routine - dancing to 'Disco Inferno' while wearing bikinis made from hubcaps, overlaid with a light pattern like you get after you get blinded by a lightbulb.

Radical Jedward (snoball), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

And of course, The Jam
Kid Jensen: "That was called New Wave! Don't be scared!"

Radical Jedward (snoball), Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

(fucking search and "s)

> bikinis made from hubcaps

they were 7" singles, painted silver and with tassles. = DISCO INFERNO.

liked the suzi song.

koogs, Friday, 1 June 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

Blue - dirty white piano, repetitive song

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Thursday, 14 June 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

STRANGLERS

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Thursday, 14 June 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

LIVERPOOL FUCKING BIGGER THAN THE BEATLES EXPRESS

Stranglers were a surprise, but I knew the Ramones was too much to hope for

Dr X O'Skeleton, Friday, 15 June 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

Watched a bit of last night's show as I couldn't stand any more of Alan Shearer interrupting people on BBC1. Looked entertaining - not any good of course, just entertaining - saw end of Gladys Knight + the Pips, Neil Innes (doing an embarrassing song in celebration of the Silver Jubilee), Stranglers ("Go Buddy Go", which has a blatant reference to taking speed, how did that escape the censors?!?!), Demis R. + some all-white funk band called... Honky!

Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Friday, 29 June 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

"Hope you had a great Jubilee; to keep us in the holiday mood, here's the Electric Light Orchestra with 'Telephone Line'" - Tony Blackburn.

I had no memories at all of Neil Innes' Jubilee cash-in single. I'm guessing it dropped out of the charts pretty quickly.

bham, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 09:20 (eleven years ago) link

You guess wrong, the record never troubled the charts.

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 09:25 (eleven years ago) link

And if you thought that the Neil Innes track was bad, cop a load of this: http://lordofthebootsale.blogspot.co.uk/2011/08/elizabeth-god-save-sex-pistols.html

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, is that the Jonathan King one? Heard about it, never heard it.

Actually, track down "Anarchy Rock" a bside from The Weathermen (i.e. himself), a better 'take-off' even though it's from 1971.

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 09:58 (eleven years ago) link

suck it John Miles!

koogs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

double suicide, cheery...

koogs, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

The way break in that Smokie track rips off the verse of The Beatles' 'Baby You're A Rich Man' wholesale.

Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

xp oh right, you're referring to Bro'hood 'o Man's 'Fernando Angelo'

Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

'they took their lives that night' tucked in there mid-chorus.

rah band were a bit o_O. looked and sounded like something on Mute.

koogs, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

That Barry Biggs single was the last one to trouble the Top 40.
Boney M couldn't even be bothered to appear on TOTP with one of their signature songs, leaving Legs & Co to, er, sit on some chairs. Really Flick, really?
Hot Chocolate again in a class by themselves, Donna Summer relegated to the end credits - she never performed 'I Feel Love' in the TOTP studio.

Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

The Alessi Brothers' 'Oh Lori' - another track I can remember Wogan playing to death through my mother's kitchen radio.

Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

The Alessi Brothers' 'Oh Lori'
This is a guilty pleasure of mine

Frank O'Fiall (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

The Saints!

looking like they could've been from any time in the last 20 years, really, in their normal everyday clothes.

koogs, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

Best thing on the show?

Mark G, Thursday, 9 August 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

Erol from Hot Chocolate; cooler than Bob Marley.

piscesx, Thursday, 9 August 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

nice to see the veritable future of all recorded sound get 20 seconds at the end.

piscesx, Thursday, 9 August 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

Fanfare? wasn't that on last week as well?

koogs, Thursday, 9 August 2012 09:07 (eleven years ago) link

No

Mark G, Thursday, 9 August 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link

what year did they switch to doing the 'rundown' at the end/ throughout the show rather than at the intro? i was.. just about watching in 77 but have no real recollection of this era.

piscesx, Thursday, 9 August 2012 09:19 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_of_the_Pops#Theme_music

The first TOTP of 1980 still had the chart at the beginning of the show. The switch to doing it in three pieces (30-21, 20-11, 10-1) happened in mid-1980.

gonna win all over your face (snoball), Thursday, 9 August 2012 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

I can't pin it down exactly, but there's a YouTube clip of the chart from the May 8th 1980 show done old school style, and a clip of the August 7th 1980 chart done in three bits.

gonna win all over your face (snoball), Thursday, 9 August 2012 09:33 (eleven years ago) link

According to the On This TOTP Day blog, the change happened on the 7th August 1980. Big changes on that show - it was after a strike by the Musicians Union where there were no TOTPs for over a month, the format changed with the chart rundown moved from the start, an end to rerecording songs and a return to pure miming, the dissolution of the TOTP orchestra and with Michael Hurst taking over control of the show, moving towards the neon bright 80s shows we know, love and remember.

I had completely forgotten about the strike until I read about it, can remember watching the first show after the strike thinking "Hurrah, it's back!" (I was eleven).

Rob M Revisited, Thursday, 9 August 2012 10:58 (eleven years ago) link

ah right so 1980 thanks chaps.

innit weird how the chart used to be revealed on a *Tuesday afternoon* until about the 1990s?!

piscesx, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, that was because Capital Radio would compile their chart on Saturday, so it'd be more 'up to date' than the BBC one.

And they'd advertise it as being "hey, why listen to "Auntie", when you *could" be listening to "The Kid"!!!

Mark G, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

Jensen's crepe-y sign off this week, uh...

gonna win all over your face (snoball), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Legs and Co. in love with the modern world!

Also Television in at 28.

bham, Monday, 3 September 2012 08:59 (eleven years ago) link

And on the next edition of TOTP which was wiped from the archive to make way for Train Your Dog To Piss In The Gutter or something similar.

Christ, what a pile of crap this show was.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 3 September 2012 09:36 (eleven years ago) link

While it could be said that the show was only a reflection of the music of its time, Marcello does have a good point - TOTP at the time was dull as ditchwater. The presentation was boring, the presenters were wet dischcloths, the sets were dull - it really is quite sad watching the shows, because while our collective memory remembers all the brightly lit highlights from (insert your own golden era here), the reruns show that week after week it was repeats of songs and general monotony. And Legs and Co weren't that great really. The best things in recent weeks have been The Saints and Rockpile, otherwise awful throughout. But at least Liverpool Express have disappeared.

Rob M Revisited, Monday, 3 September 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

If you watched these reruns alone and had no direct memory or knowledge of the era, you'd think that Barry Biggs and Liverpool Express were the major figures of mid-'70s pop.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 3 September 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

I've yet to find enyone that even remembers seeing Television doing "Prove It" on TOTP.

I know if I had, I'd have remembered. Where the hell was I that day?

Mark G, Monday, 3 September 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

Well, the whole thing was scuppered by the imposition of the must re-record/must use TOTP orchestra rule. Major acts (e.g. ELO, Rod Stewart) mostly stayed away and sent in performance clips instead, leaving the studio clear for the second, third and fourth tiers (e.g. the Liverpool Expresses of this world), who would do whatever it took to gain the exposure. When the rule was lifted, the average quality of the studio acts duly rose.

mike t-diva, Monday, 3 September 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

Only about five years to go then, into the exciting new age of the Pinkees and Modern Romance.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 3 September 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

What year is it in now?

VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 3 September 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://arc.lib.montana.edu/brook-0771/objects/283.jpg
"It is 1953, young man!"

Mark G, Monday, 3 September 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

35 years ago, so '77

koogs, Monday, 3 September 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

Oh I was only 4. Probably saw some episodes but no chance of remembering.

VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 3 September 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

We're now moving into the 'Showadywaddy on nearly every cocking week' period of 77/78.

Emeritus Professor of LOLology (snoball), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

i guess it was Top Of The Pops 2 that made it look so great; all those glossily packaged highlights flitting from decade to decade but week by week in the mid-late 70s the actual original show looks like sheer misery.

piscesx, Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

tbf this week hasn't been bad: Eddie & the Hot Rods, Thin Lizzy, Fleetwood Mac

Emeritus Professor of LOLology (snoball), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

Although on the other end of the scale, Barry Biggs, WTF? He's like a bag of stale three day old current buns on the supermarket shelf.

Emeritus Professor of LOLology (snoball), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

Also, drink a shot every time 'Kid' Jensen says "disco scene"...

Emeritus Professor of LOLology (snoball), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

Should note, the latest from the "BBC" seems to suggest they're not continuing these repeats into 1978...

Mark G, Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

But we're just starting to hit the good stuff.

Emeritus Professor of LOLology (snoball), Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

I know, is this blatant "let's see how loud the objections are", umm, trolling?

Mark G, Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

Where do we object to? I've given up watching these because they're unbelievably shit, but I'm really looking forward to 1979/80.

Only milkmen burnley have (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

A surprisingly filler free week so far.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

The appearance of the Adverts feels like the first genuine breakthrough of punk. The Jam & the Stranglers could've broken through on the back of Dr Feelgood, Eddie & the Hot Rods etc.
EDIT - Oh, I forgot the Saints.

bham, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:21 (eleven years ago) link

most punk thing last week was Phil Lynott's shiner!

zappi, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

Latest news seems to be that any episodes involving Saville (as he now seems to be referred to) will not be shown...

Mark G, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 11:29 (eleven years ago) link

'BBC in Saville row'

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

As something a bit extra, tonight at 8PM on BBC4 there's a 1973 edition presented by Kenny Everett (part of a KE night).

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

(the stylistic difference between 1977 and 1973 will probably give everyone whiplash)

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

'73 > '77 on this showing. and kenny has that vic and bob thing going on.

koogs, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

o_O at #1 but i can't say i'm not enjoying it

koogs, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

1/9/1977 - first posthumous Elvis #1

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

odd chart, lots of electronic stuff. the rah band is still in there at #7 (seems like 2 months since it was on first? actually, 7/7/77 according to web. and the repeats are about a month behind), jarre at 12, space at 5 and donna summer just outside the top 10 (twice?)

koogs, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

I'm amused by the combination of bafflement and derision Tony Blackburn used to introduce the punk/new wave acts.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

Can't watch any of these things now without wanting to retch. Everett chatting up young girls. The strangely silent (about Savilegate) Blackburn saying "Why not? You can't get done for it" and "Have you ever been to Spain with me?" Now I look upon every presenter and performer and think, a la Olivier in Marathon Man: are they safe?

two weeks pass...

lipsmackin'

Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

the bloke singing the elvis tribute had lightbulbs on his jacket. but they never lit up.

koogs, Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

Slade's pirate look is bad enough (even if it does predict Ten Pole Tudor), but Noddy's curly mullet takes it over the edge.

Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Thursday, 15 November 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

Rod's haircut here looks like a bad Tina Turner Halloween wig that's been put through a tumble dryer.

Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Thursday, 15 November 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

kind of astounded by that Baccara song being one of the top 10 best selling singles ever, was only googling to find out their nationality ¯\(°_o)/¯

ざっぴ (zappi), Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

I quite liked punky Slade. Dave Hill looked liberated: bald and proud.

bham, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 11:26 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't watched this for ages - are we still in sync? i.e. is it exactly 35 years ago this week, or have the Saville/DLT whitewashes from history meant a load of shows were missed out?

all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

It's never really been 'in-sync', due to odd missing episodes and the need for "The Sky At Night" to have its slot once a month.

Mark G, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

Tonight's episode is 3/11/1977 - they were slightly further behind than that, so they've skipped a few.

Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Thursday, 22 November 2012 09:33 (eleven years ago) link

The skipped ones have purely been Savile and DLT presented ones.

I'd guess DLT will be OK by the time his next show comes up, I'm wanting Otway&Barrett for my comp DVDr.

I also note, "Mary of the 4th form" is on shows presented by Savile, then DLT.

Mark G, Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

The Barron Knights - every annoyingly smug thing about Robbie Williams cloned and turned into a comedy music act.
Queen - in their 'The Darkness but not shit' phase.

Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Thursday, 22 November 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

Heroes, Rocking All Over The World and We Are the Champions, all songs i associate with LiveAid, years later.

baron knights. why do i remember half the lyrics to that?

koogs, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

Wait until they show that Barron Knights' joint about Rubik's Cube - why is stuff like that clogging up my memory, when I can't remember useful stuff that would help me earn more money?

Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Friday, 23 November 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

I wish I could forget the fact that the first gig I ever went to was by the Barron Knights, but it was 1981 and I was 11, but it's engrained on my memory. (shudder).

Rob M Revisited, Friday, 23 November 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

years ago a friend of mine was recording a demo in a pokey little studio in the middle of nowhere, the producer/engineer guy said he used to be in a band but was reluctant to say who "oh won't have heard of them" etc etc. of course they eventually found out that it was the Barron Knights.

ばか ざっぴ (zappi), Friday, 23 November 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

Not to worry, that "Mr Rubik" got nowhere near the charts or the TOTP studio

Mark G, Saturday, 24 November 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Two weeks back to back tonight at 8PM

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Thursday, 20 December 2012 09:53 (eleven years ago) link

For those who wished to see "Mary of the 4th form" by The Boomtown Rats..

This was on twice, back in the day. First time, introduced by Jimmy Savile. Second time, by DLT.

Guess which song you won't be seeing any time soon on BBC4.

Mark G, Thursday, 20 December 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link

Looks like it's going to be all Kid Jensen/Edmonds/Tony Blackburn until we hit the Peter Powell years.

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:23 (eleven years ago) link

thought PP had been on already

koogs, Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think he's a regular presenter until 1979.

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

November 3, 1977 - Peter Powell

koogs, Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/trivia/presenters/list2.shtml

and semi-regular from '78

koogs, Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

That's a great list. BBC will be skipping 13 episodes from '78.

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

...and skipping 18 from '79. Looks like we are going to reach the 80's before the BBC can it, after all.

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

Unless they can it.

Mark G, Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

can the can

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

7PM BBC4 tonight, in case anyone was pondering whether the Christmas chart in 1977 was as dire as it is in 2012.

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

bump.

lots on the last one that i hadn't seen before. that medley of rock'n'roll tunes, that drummer man song. most of it quite poor.

oh, and fernando figaro, which is just blatant.

koogs, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

Is it? One is about thwarted revolution, one is about a beach bum.

Oh, and if you have it on 'replay', one of the girls sings "see her" where everyone else eings "see him down on the beach"...

Mark G, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 11:30 (eleven years ago) link

It's 'Angelo' which is the 'Fernando' rip, although 'Figaro' is still 'crap ABBA copyists who have run out of ideas do Seaside Special'. And they tailed off hard after 'Figaro' - it was their last number one and by late '78 they were done.

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 11:31 (eleven years ago) link

Is it? One is about thwarted revolution, one is about a shepherd.

Mark G, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

'Figaro' is more like a de-sexyfied daytime version of 'Voulez-Vous'.

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

Darts, 1978's Scissor Sisters, with Armando Iannucci on vocals.

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

and frankenstein's monster on backing vox.

"if i had words" is very familiar although i don't remember hearing that version for YEARS. had forgotten the reggae backbeat too.

BOM again 8(

koogs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

Aside from a number 15 record in April 1978, this is the last time they trouble the charts. Possibly another victim of the 'Greatest Hits album' curse.

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

But they shall trouble TOTP a fee more times...

Mark G, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

few

Mark G, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

bom #1 this week, gah

still, abba and mr blue sky back to back. and that 'more more night' thing.

koogs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

(that 'one more night' thing reminds me of 's-s-s-single bed' in a way)

koogs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

(ha ha, youtube clip is from totp2 and the pop-up text says he was previously in Fox)

koogs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

"5 Minutes" by the Stranglers was almost embarrassing in that it stood out so clearly amongst all the muck surrounding it.

Three songs featured which never made the chart, including Lulu's cover of "Best Of My Love" and pass-the-hat Dusty Springfield.

TOTP really was shite, wasn't it?

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 15 February 2013 09:41 (eleven years ago) link

Entering the 'put a sticker on your guitar's scratchplate under the strings' period.

These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

A little while ago, Paul Weller had a "put a mailing address sticker from you girlfriend's post' on his guitar. Presumably she doesn't live there anymore

Mark G, Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

Kid Jensen very taken with Kate Bush

nan machine (MaresNest), Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

So was a young snoball. One of my clearest and earliest musical memories.

These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

Me too, I was 6 but I clearly remember my folks and some of their friends buying The Kick Inside and raving about her.

nan machine (MaresNest), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

Kid Jensen very taken with Kate Bush

Unusually for Radio 1 DJ as she was over 16 at the time. Kid was kinda korny but at least he wasn't a creep or a weirdo.

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Friday, 22 February 2013 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

Yea, he was earnest, like Richard Skinner

shouting in a bucket blues (MaresNest), Friday, 22 February 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

Unlike Peter Powell, however, Jensen does not resemble Kenneth Branagh.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 22 February 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

I always thought PP looked a bit like Huey Lewis too

shouting in a bucket blues (MaresNest), Friday, 22 February 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

I always thought Powell looked (and acted) like Zippy from Rainbow.

These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Friday, 22 February 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"I'm not in love with television, although I will appear on it if my band's single is a big enough hit..."

Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

They should have given Tina Charles a box to stand on, then we'd be spared many of these interminable audience shots (why yes, Keith Chegwin lookalike in a trilby, you are on TV).

Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

Never took much notice of the Motors back in the day (too much else of interest) but what a great single is Airport
Anyone else notice the bizarre resemblance between their guitarist and Jack from On the Buses in that clip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR_oBTUZYJg

Dr X O'Skeleton, Friday, 22 March 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

Just realised that late 70's Macca looks like an old boss of mine.

Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

Oh look, some tired old shit representing the UK at Eurovision.

Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

odd edit after boomtown rats, straight into hot chocolate. wonder what happened.

koogs, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

Editing around a damaged tape maybe?

Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

http://totp.heroku.com/programmes/4f9x - annoyingly alphabetical

Boomtown Rats - Shes So Modern
Hot Chocolate - Every 1s A Winner
Legs & Co / Andrew Gold- Never Let Her Slip Away
Squeeze - Take Me Im Yours
Wings - With A Little Luck
Sheila - Singin In The Rain
Andy Gibb - Shadow Dancing
Co Co - The Bad Old Days
Brian and Michael - Matchstalk Men & Matchstalk Cats

which means the following weren't shown:
The Manhattan Transfer - Walk In Love
Showaddywaddy - I Wonder Why
The Stylistics - Wonder Woman

is also missing genesis over the chart and blondie over the end credits

koogs, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

are they editing long versions down to 30 minutes? they don't appear to be showing the extended versions on saturdays like they used to

koogs, Thursday, 4 April 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

is also missing genesis over the chart and blondie over the end credits

But I heard Genesis being played over the chart. Seeing Andy Gibb made me kinda sad :(

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

(i meant that list i copied is missing the intro and outro music)

koogs, Friday, 5 April 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago) link

the late repeat yesterday, and saturday night's is 40 minutes long

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/programmes/schedules/2013/04/04

koogs, Friday, 5 April 2013 09:42 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not saying last night's show was creepy, but when you end up wondering whether LS Lowry was dodgy it's probably time to tune out.

oh Tina..

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/579824_10151572231594273_794902190_n.jpg

her debut was the first album i ever owned. back cover; her gazing in the mirror brushing her hair.

piscesx, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

Ruth Jones to play her in the biopic

Mark G, Friday, 5 April 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

yep, missing songs there in the saturday night version. and the worst 3 things on there 8(

koogs, Sunday, 7 April 2013 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

So far this week it's like punk never happened. I'd forgotten the performance for 'Automatic Lover' was so ridiculous (pity as the song isn't anywhere near as silly, and we'd have to wait until Gary Numan turned up to hear another robosexual single).

Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 18 April 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

And here's Bonnie Tyler with what sounds like a cast off Rod Stewart song where the writer couldn't be bothered to finish the verse lyrics.

Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 18 April 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

first song tonight is a CHILD abuse joke begging to be made.

koogs, Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

> 'Automatic Lover' was so ridiculous

b-but the robot is doing The Robot

koogs, Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

o_O at Ferry's VU cover.

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link

And I can't tell if it's late 70s video effects or my PC's video card glitching.

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

i have never heard that ferry cover. or the thing over the end credits.

koogs, Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

When that Ferry single came out, I had not heard any VU beyond "Waiting for the man"

Since getting into the VU, I have not heard Ferry's version..

Should be interesting...

Mark G, Thursday, 25 April 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

dayglo is a bona fide classic, especially the treatment that totp gave it with the solarisation etc.

took two listens to realise that elkie brooks was a cover of the neil young song.

the long version had 'nice and sleazy' on it.

koogs, Friday, 17 May 2013 08:50 (ten years ago) link

Darts appear to have been on every TOTP of 1978.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 08:53 (ten years ago) link

... or it just feels that way... and will we ever be rid of Brotherhood of Man?

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 08:54 (ten years ago) link

Wasn't that their last hit single? If so, then soon.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 17 May 2013 09:59 (ten years ago) link

that Izhar Cohen that comes up during the countdown was the israeli eurovision winner that year. but i can't recall it at all. A-Ba-Ni-Bi...

koogs, Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

A real mixed bag this week.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link

"Cilla Black always makes great records, but this one I think is an exception."

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link

my mind has also blanked out rod stewart's world cup song, thankfully.

koogs, Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

Rod's effort was terrible, but Scotland's WC song for 1982 was by The Krankies.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 23 May 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link

"this is a song with a nice refrain"

koogs, Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

so we'll sing it once again
and again
and again
and again
until it pops into your mind unbidden at random yet inconvenient moments for the next 35 years and counting

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

yes we smurf in a water tap
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

The guy in the audience with the England hat needs a slap.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 13 June 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link

I wonder if Whitesnake and Bob Marley and the Brotherhood of Man exchanged 'Props' in the green room...

The Pastiche Liberation Front (sonnyboy), Thursday, 13 June 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

that Izhar Cohen that comes up during the countdown was the israeli eurovision winner that year. but i can't recall it at all. A-Ba-Ni-Bi...

Or as it was known in Glasgow, "Ah wannae be a polar bear"

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 14 June 2013 09:17 (ten years ago) link

my mind has also blanked out rod stewart's world cup song, thankfully.

I was singing it only last week!

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 14 June 2013 09:17 (ten years ago) link

Literally every time I watch this brotherhood of man are in the top 5.

So: The Answers (or something), Friday, 14 June 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link

Only one more appearance this year to come, in august, until the christmas episode.

Mark G, Friday, 14 June 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link

Can't wait.

So: The Answers (or something), Friday, 14 June 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link

Hray, Buzzcocks

Mark G, Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

Or at least until the razor cuts Peter Powell comes on with his creepy 'budget Sting at Primark' look.

Wide Area Network King (snoball), Thursday, 27 June 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

David 'crepe' Jensen: "The great thing about tonight's show is how many girls are on it!"

Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

Ray Parker Jr.'s guitar doubles as a snow shovel.

Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link

heavy on legs and co this week.

koogs, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

Nobody worth a squirt of piss wants to go on it, that's why.

Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link

Forever Autumn seemed like it was 6 minutes long, and it's not the first time it's been on

koogs, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

Oh, I thought it was "Sky at night" week..

Mark G, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

Apart from Raydio you haven't missed anything.

Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link

it's wednesday, that's probably why.

it's repeated tonight and maybe saturday. and on iplayer.

koogs, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

oh yeah!

Right, will have a word wit' tivo.

Mark G, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link

A bland cover of 'It's Only Make Believe'. Totally not an attempt to ride on the coat-tails of 'Grease's success, oh no...

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link

Nah, that would suggest a thought process 'in the moment' which is not evident

Mark G, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

I guess Lloyd-Webber and Rice couldn't get Ringo Starr so they had to settle for David Essex...

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

More like Che Whatever.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

hadn't seen that clip of gordon dancing with legs and co before. noticed he'd also amended his t-shirt...

koogs, Thursday, 15 August 2013 09:45 (ten years ago) link

Tony Blackburn confused by all these Hong Kong Gardens and Dreadlock Holidays.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

I'm intrigued by the breaks in transmission. Are we missing J P$£l episodes?

kraudive, Friday, 23 August 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/trivia/presenters/list2.shtml

am not sure where we are...

August 3, 1978 - Dave Lee Travis
August 10, 1978 - Peter Powell
August 17, 1978 - Noel Edmonds
August 24, 1978 - David Jensen
August 31, 1978 - Tony Blackburn
September 7, 1978 - Peter Powell
September 14, 1978 - Jimmy Saville
September 21, 1978 - Paul Burnett
September 28, 1978 - Dave Lee Travis

peel is much later iirc (feb '82)

koogs, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

also, some breaks may just be due to missing recordings.

koogs, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

(wednesday's was 31/08)

koogs, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

Apologies for the easy google opportunities I missed there.

Right, I assumed JP was around earlier than he may have been. It seems the beeb is trying to keep the broadcasts in the original week of each particular year.

kraudive, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

(he'd done some of the earlier shows but there was a hiatus...)

koogs, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

1977: The Year Doo-Wop Broke.

koogs, Saturday, 28 September 2013 10:20 (ten years ago) link

(wait, it's 1978. still, with all the showaddywaddy, darts and grease stuff in the charts... 4 things in top 10 from grease.)

koogs, Saturday, 28 September 2013 10:22 (ten years ago) link

There've been a lot of godawful piano ballads recently. Just listen to this monstrosity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGfb6pm3DOg

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 28 September 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

er, convicted sex offender Jonathan King?

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

yeah, that's an odd decision given that they aren't showing some episodes because two different presenters are currently unpeople.

still, it's like they have discovered punk / new wave this week. (i may've spoken too soon, am watching about 20 minutes behind real time). odd given that blackburn's shows are usually disco-heavy.

koogs, Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link

so is this Aug 31 or Oct 26?

August 31, 1978 - Tony Blackburn
September 7, 1978 - Peter Powell
September 14, 1978 - Jimmy Saville
September 21, 1978 - Paul Burnett
September 28, 1978 - Dave Lee Travis
October 5, 1978 - David Jensen
October 12, 1978 - Jimmy Saville
October 19, 1978 - Peter Powell
October 26, 1978 - Tony Blackburn

actually given that the last four have been Powell, Burnett, Jensen, Powell it must be Oct 26.

koogs, Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

is it still 1978? these years must have been interminable to actually live through.

piscesx, Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link

yeah, they are trying, i thought, to stay exactly 35 years ahead. which is my i'm surprised that we are 3 weeks ahead.

koogs, Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

actually i'm being a bit harsh this week's has almost all of Public Image, after the Number 1 over the end credits!

piscesx, Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

(that was last week's. this week they were on (video) as part of the main show)

koogs, Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

was that a different vocal on Germfree Adolescent? could swear her voice cracks more on the version i know.

otherwise, that was dire. Dandy, Patrick Juvet, ONJ, Rats, Darts, Cars, Xray Spex, JT&ONJ, Jacksons over end credits

koogs, Thursday, 17 October 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, they would sometimes have the original backing track and a 'live' vocal.

Mark G, Friday, 18 October 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

Polystyrene was asked by the TOTP producer to change "Listerine" to "glycerine" and "SR" to "XR" to avoid what-we-now-call product placement.

harveyw, Friday, 18 October 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

could've sworn it was SR last night. will give it another listen.

and just listening to the John Peel Session version (on Let's Submerge) and that *is* XR and Glycerine. (and breaking voice, although not as much as the lp version)

koogs, Friday, 18 October 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link

no, you're right (1:22 and others)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmlujq7qsW0

koogs, Friday, 18 October 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

star ship trooper really is a thing.

koogs, Thursday, 31 October 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link

i'm not sure i have the words to describe it.

koogs, Thursday, 31 October 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link

The song itself isn't too bad, but the visual presentation tips it over into Woolworths naff-ness.

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Thursday, 31 October 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link

Back on tonight, 30th Nov 2013.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Thursday, 14 November 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

^^^ uh, I meant 30th Nov 1978

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

did peter powell turn into tony blackburn?

koogs, Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

no, was TB all the way through. could've sworn the first link was PP.

meh. it's beginning to sound a lot like christmas.

koogs, Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

I'd forgotten that Hot Chocolate's song was a Christmas (of sorts) tune - kind of fits now though. Apart from them and the Buzzcocks, really a sort of blah week. IIRC not much happens now until early 1979 and the proper New Wave stuff kicks in. OTOH Boney M in a class of their own, even if the bloke looked like some manic ski instructor. Possibly my first memory of the actual physical production side of music was hearing 'Mary's Boy Child' being played off my father's Akai reel-to-reel tape machine and watching the tape spools rotating in almost a trance state, about five minutes after he'd recorded the track of the radio. I think it was then that a small light bulb went on above four and a half year old me's head that there was a technological element to music and the dim beginnings of the idea that it would be exciting to work in that area.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

OK it's not on BBC4, but this TOTP2 Christmas show is the usual grab bag of the usual suspects (Wizzard, etc.), plus Emilie Sande why because she had a bit of tinsel around her neck and The Teardrop Explodes why because there's a Christmas Tree on stage. Also featuring Mark Radcliffe's oh-so-funny-it-hurts pomo hipster snarktastic between song commentary.

that's you, that is (snoball), Sunday, 22 December 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link

Mark Radcliffe's oh-so-funny-it-hurts pomo hipster snarktastic between song commentary

Still better than Steve Wright

emo cat named (soref), Sunday, 22 December 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link

oof...

Anyway, Barron Knights - possibly their only decent song is the one about Rubik's Cube, but I haven't heard that one in so long that possibly my memory is playing tricks on me and that one stinks as well.

that's you, that is (snoball), Sunday, 22 December 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link

Robbie Williams, fuck off. I know he's been made-up to look older in this video, but I can't believe that he's only a couple of months older than me.

that's you, that is (snoball), Sunday, 22 December 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

A fun game for all the family: try and figure out whether it's Bowie or Crosby who wants to be there the least.

that's you, that is (snoball), Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link

Crosby was out of it according to DB

"I was wondering if he was still alive. He was just… not there. He was not there at all. He had the words in front of him. (Deep Bing voice) “Hi, Dave, nice to see you here…” And he looked like a little old orange sitting on a stool. “Cos he’d been made up very heavily and his skin was a bit pitted, and there was just nobody home at all, you know? It was the most bizarre experience. I didn’t know anything about him. I just knew my mother liked him. Maybe I would have known (sings) “When the mooon,,,” No… (hums) “Dadada, dadada, someone waits for me…” That’s about the only song of his I would have actually known."

http://exploringdavidbowie.com/2013/02/05/david-bowie-the-interview-hours/

piscesx, Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

As a fitting tribute to Mud, that polystyrene 'snow' is still polluting the oceans to this day.

that's you, that is (snoball), Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

interesting tidbits about the upcoming Top Of The Pops BBC4 repeats from TV Cream:

Friday 3rd January 2014 BBC4:

21.00 Top of the Pops - The Story of 1979
Hooray! The repeat run continues into a fourth fantastic year, and we were unconvinced it would even last four months. It's remarkable it still is given how toxic the brand is now, but we're very very pleased, especially because it means we enter a fabulous year for music, with new wave becoming the mainstream and classic Look-In pop from the likes of Buggles, M and Squeeze dominating proceedings. Here's the now traditional curtain raiser of clips and not very interesting comments.

22.00 Top of the Pops - Big Hits 1979
And then as usual we've got the compilation of some of the stuff we'll see over the next twelve months, as well as some stuff we'll only get here. For what it's worth, if things stay as they are we lose eight Saviles, ten Travises and a strike, but that still means there's plenty to go at, so well done to BBC4 yet again.

piscesx, Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

Noel brings the dad joeks.

that's you, that is (snoball), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Brotherhood of Man's last TOTP appearance?

time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Thursday, 9 January 2014 19:55 (ten years ago) link

Hopefully...looks like they got a group discount for perms at the hairdressers...

The Pastiche Liberation Front (sonnyboy), Thursday, 9 January 2014 19:58 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hint: the later showing of this is 10 minutes longer.

olympic runners. a mixed-race, sports-themed disco band. odd.

car67 (from last week) i remember despite having not heard it in the intervening years. i also remember some pastiche done by DLT in the same vein as his Convoy record. but i guess we will be spared that.

koogs, Friday, 24 January 2014 07:31 (ten years ago) link

When are they getting to the 80s?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 24 January 2014 13:43 (ten years ago) link

they are 35 years behind, and staying there. so 2015.

koogs, Friday, 24 January 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link

I was about to say 'well it's not as far as 2015, it's only next year', but then I realised that 2015 is next year ;_;

time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Friday, 24 January 2014 17:52 (ten years ago) link

i think oliver's army is the first thing i've heard on totp that i bought at the time.

koogs, Thursday, 6 February 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

and lene lovitch is the second

koogs, Thursday, 20 February 2014 22:45 (ten years ago) link

sex pistols vs legs and co

koogs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

More like Sex Pistols vs Eddie Cochran (Pistols losing btw)

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The 80s arrive early with M.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Thursday, 3 April 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link

(slightly) longer version on later...

lot of good things on this. that israeli BoM thing in the middle, not so much.

had forgotten that Members song. cod reggae in places, but prescient. also, i think every band member was dressed like he was in a different kind of band...

koogs, Thursday, 3 April 2014 19:25 (ten years ago) link

The 12" version with a dub section is good! (I.e. Not embarrassing)

Mark G, Thursday, 3 April 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link

Bonus track on midnight showing was gen x - valley of the dolls. And chic. Also a much bigger chunk of staircase mystery over the lights at the end.

koogs, Saturday, 5 April 2014 08:19 (ten years ago) link

I think this one is a keeper!

Mark G, Saturday, 5 April 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link

had forgotten that Members song. cod reggae in places, but prescient. also

Cod reggae all the way through (and not very good cod reggae either), what a weird subject to write a song about

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 6 April 2014 12:11 (ten years ago) link

I got the feeling they were trying to be 10cc crossed with some Boomtown Rats political content.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 6 April 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

last night (1979) had the damned (love song) and last week had the banshees (staircase). both what i would call 'goth' but both previously 'punk' bands. when did that fork happen?

(wasn't just a musical thing - they'd both adopted a non-punk dress style also (ok, apart from captain sensible)

and bright eyes got short shrift again. was number 1 in the charts but i don't think i've heard them play more than a minute of it. which i find curious.

koogs, Friday, 2 May 2014 09:02 (nine years ago) link

The BBC can't afford to pay for extended usage of the film footage (see also Grease and Saturday Night Fever last year). Maybe they could have done if they hadn't paid all that money to former TOTP presenters and other "characters" in the past.

when i read this week what the BBC allegedly used to pay Susanna Reid i almost turned into my old man for a moment

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 May 2014 09:14 (nine years ago) link

some sterling performances from the young Billy Idol is recent weeks. All those evenings spent in front of the bedroom mirror pretending to be Alvin Stardust are paying off.

mahb, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:33 (nine years ago) link

that sparks single was another i bought at the time. (my first two batches of records ever, one from earlier in the year, one from around now). still sounds great and the long version on the b is better.

long version of the show had a repeat of the execrable monks song

koogs, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

This ABBA song sounds out of place enough on 'ABBA Gold', but compared to The Police and The Undertones it's like a relic from another era.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link

Wait what the shitting fuck? A disco cover of 'Bridge Over Troubled Water'?

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link

Max Webster seems to have been written out of musical history. Probably those trousers.

koogs, Thursday, 8 May 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link

Different bit of bright eyes too. Still v short though.

koogs, Thursday, 8 May 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link

Xtc, m and Judas priest on the long version BTW

koogs, Friday, 9 May 2014 07:12 (nine years ago) link

what's with the long version? did TOTP used to be 40 minutes long in the 70s?

The Tubes song is good this week(Prime Time?) never heard that before. sounds more modern than millions of records since.

piscesx, Friday, 9 May 2014 09:09 (nine years ago) link

yes, the 7:30 showing is cut down to 30 minutes (to fit bbc4 schedules?), the 00:00 showing is 40 minutes.

koogs, Friday, 9 May 2014 09:22 (nine years ago) link

It used to run from 7.30pm to 8.10pm as I recall. Got trimmed to 30 mins at some point when the BBC decided that programmes had to start on the hour/half-hour.

goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 9 May 2014 10:05 (nine years ago) link

are we going to start seeing DLT presenting shows again?

spoilers:

http://z6.invisionfree.com/popscene/index.php?s=2245a36f16e870d44e381f23043ae0a4&showtopic=8918
24-5-79: Presenter: David Jensen is next, i think. first tubeway army?

koogs, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 12:42 (nine years ago) link

Only if he's cleared of the remaining charges against him.

Who the hell were "Liner"?

I remeber this being a mainstay of bargain bins when I was starting to spend lots of time in record shope in the early 80s but I don't think I remembered who the band were even then:
http://gdm.glorydazemusic.com/images/reviews/liner79.jpg

Tim, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link

(That pic stolen from this article which has told me all I need to hear about Liner: http://gdm.glorydazemusic.com/articles.php?article_id=2668 ...even given my recent higher-tolerance for 70s AM music I'm not sure this will be for me.)

Tim, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link

Spoiler2: I wonder if in a few weeks David Kid will say "tune in next week for the 800th TOTP's with Jixxx Sxxile" ?

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link

xpost it was post-yacht rock.

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link

was easy enough to find on youtube, probably taken from that very totp episode. one for the ffwd button, methinks.

koogs, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link

Richard Jobson in terrible miming incident.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link

Liner, the Lidl Bee Gees.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

playground twist, death disco, are 'friends' electric?, theme from grizzly addams...

koogs, Saturday, 28 June 2014 09:09 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

So has this been canned now, or are we moving through a period of DLT/Savile/etc hosted episodes?

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 28 August 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

It's the Proms.

one month passes...

revive!

this was on again thursday (i missed it and the pvr forgot) and is repeated tonight.

koogs, Saturday, 4 October 2014 12:06 (nine years ago) link

Yes, it's the second week back after prom-break.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 4 October 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link

Kate Bush doing a track from her live ee.p.

Mark G, Saturday, 4 October 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Just watching the Saturday extended repeat. What the actual fuck? Tree Thatcher song. Makes the ukip calypso seem reasonable.

Quite poor this week. Specials and Rico the obvious highlight.

Last week's was dreadful, one before that was stone cold classic.

koogs, Sunday, 2 November 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link

what was the Thatcher song?

piscesx, Sunday, 2 November 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link

Had never heard it before. Was Janet brown dressed as Thatcher singing how she'd horsewhip people into submission.

koogs, Sunday, 2 November 2014 12:39 (nine years ago) link

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iron_Lady_(album)

koogs, Sunday, 2 November 2014 12:41 (nine years ago) link

Ilx didn't hyperlink the trailing ) BTW

koogs, Sunday, 2 November 2014 12:41 (nine years ago) link

'produced by John Lloyd'?! who knew.

piscesx, Sunday, 2 November 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link

the last 5 episodes are still on the iPlayer. seems they keep them up longer than they used to.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00704hg/episodes/player

piscesx, Sunday, 2 November 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link

it's 30 days for everything now (TV and radio).

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 2 November 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link

Yeah that episode with the Thatcher song is one of the weirdest I've ever seen, barely recognised anything. Looked like a heavy handed parody what with that toothy group who all looked related singing about the chosen few and Peter Powell perving over literally everybody. Was quite enjoyable in an unheimlich way.

ewar woowar (or something), Sunday, 2 November 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link

interesting mini spiel on the iPlayer; "1979 is maybe the most diverse year ever for acts on Top of the Pops with disco at its peak, new wave, 2 Tone, reggae, rock, folk and electro records all making the top five.. "

piscesx, Sunday, 2 November 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

1 november 1979

sparks (not heard this before, feel like a rehash of #1 song)
some kids choir
darts
the jam (eton rifles. probably more relevant today than it was at the time)
lene lovich* (birdsong, something i don't ever remember hearing before. taught hazel o'connor everything though.)
earth wind and fire (legs and co)
thin lizzy
suzi quatro
b a robertson
lene martel
fleetwood mac

nothing if not mixed...

* wow at this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lene_Lovich

koogs, Sunday, 9 November 2014 12:04 (nine years ago) link

Sparks and B.A. Robertson were great in this. Wtf were Darts? I mean they were total shit but there's something interesting about them

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Sunday, 9 November 2014 12:29 (nine years ago) link

Trying to remember what dance track sampled that Sparks tune. Felix Da Housecat, maybe?

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Sunday, 9 November 2014 12:30 (nine years ago) link

Gwen Stefani owes Lene Lovich a fair bit too

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Sunday, 9 November 2014 12:31 (nine years ago) link

kagami sampled it.

one of the very first records i bought was by darts. their audience was probably 90% 10 - 12 year olds.

stirmonster, Sunday, 9 November 2014 12:41 (nine years ago) link

i loved Darts when i was 10

Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 November 2014 12:50 (nine years ago) link

That Darts song was produced by Roy Wood, which perhaps accounts for why it sounds so different from their other hits.

mike t-diva, Sunday, 9 November 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link

Punk's dead

koogs, Sunday, 23 November 2014 09:43 (nine years ago) link

top 30 countdown

30 Charlie Daniels Band
29 Cats UK
28 Dooleys
27 Thin Lizzy
26 Dynasty
25 Buggles
24 Isley Brothers
23 Chic
22 Madness
21 Earth, Wind and Fire
20 XTC
19 Errol Dunkley
18 Iris Williams
17 Herb Alpert
16 Kool and the Gang
15 B A Robertson
14 Donna Summer / Barbra Streisand
13 Ramblers
12 Viola Wills
11 Suzi Quatro
10 Specials
09 Fleetwood Mac
08 Selecter
07 Sad Cafe
06 Abba
05 Commodores
04 The Jam
03 Queen
02 Lena Martell
01 Dr Hook

strange how it turned into such dreck so quickly.

actual playlist was slightly different from the above though

Dynasty (over countdown)
The Jam
Cliff
Donna & Barbra (Legs & Co)
Thin Lizzy
Tourists
B A Robertson
Suzi Q
Moody Blues
Kool & his Gang
Secret Affair
Ramblers
Showadywaddy
Dr Hook
Isley Brothers (over end credits)

koogs, Sunday, 23 November 2014 10:29 (nine years ago) link

at least 70% of that top 30 is great!

soref, Sunday, 23 November 2014 11:36 (nine years ago) link

21 of that 30 totally do it for me.

mike t-diva, Sunday, 23 November 2014 13:43 (nine years ago) link

was totally into the 2 tone stuff and the jam and xtc at the time

no idea what dynasty, ramblers or viola wills are without looking them up

john wahey (NickB), Sunday, 23 November 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link

yes, the two tone thing was coming up, but that's the only ray of sunshine in that list.

(xtc wouldn't been 'making plans for nigel', which is ok, was on last month. jam was eton rifles.)

ramblers were that one hit wonder sub-st-winifreds song about a sparrow.
dynasty and viola wills are, like a lot of that top 30, landfill disco.

(even if the artist names look appealing, they were all well off the boil by now, it being late 79. the secret affair and showaddywady, for instance, were both things i hadn't heard before, shadows of things i did know)

i remember sitting watching these the first time around, continually disappointed that there'd be one thing i liked in each 40 minutes.

koogs, Sunday, 23 November 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link

Cliff song was pretty good I think, it was a flop but he was going through a good spell.

Euripides' Trousers (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 November 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link

play that Saturn 5, drummer boy.

koogs, Sunday, 30 November 2014 12:07 (nine years ago) link

odd episode. no crowd shots, all videos / repeats of previous performances. industrial action?

koogs, Sunday, 30 November 2014 12:08 (nine years ago) link

which Cliff song was it?

piscesx, Sunday, 30 November 2014 12:24 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04pvhmr

Cliff Richard - Hot Shot

koogs, Sunday, 30 November 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link

ah yeah that was on Rock N Roll Juvenile which had its moments. interesting that Hot Shot was the big flop in between 2 mahoosive uk smashes.

July 1979 "We Don't Talk Anymore" UK Chart 1
October 1979 "Hot Shot" UK Chart 46
January 1980 "Carrie" UK Chart 4

piscesx, Sunday, 30 November 2014 12:40 (nine years ago) link

did Mike Read briefly do a comedy jamaican accent after the Beat's version of Tears of a Clown or was I imagining it?

Eine Feine (soref), Thursday, 11 December 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link

He's imitating Ranking Roger's vocal bit on the outro so he's doing a Brummie accent.

everything, Thursday, 11 December 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link

oh, didn't we have a lovely time...

not enough bassoons in rock imo.

koogs, Sunday, 14 December 2014 11:38 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

TOTP hits the 80s tonight.

You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Thursday, 8 January 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

OK I lost track of these in the 70s, but...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b05279pn/top-of-the-pops-31011980

...this is all over the place! time to get back on the bus?

the Revillos, Kenny Rogers, Azymuth, John Foxx, Madness, the Shadows, Rupert Holmes, the Ramones, Jon & Vangelis, Billy Ocean, New Musik (???), Captain Beaky (for about a week) (oh god it's Steve Wright being introduced as a hip young gunslinger) , the Specials and the least memorable song on Queen's Greatest Hits bleats on a bit while the cameraman points at the ceiling and fiddles with his new filters...

undergraduate dance (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 26 February 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link

and we're back (i think we're two weeks or three weeks behind, yes, 15th feb 1980 - http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0544glm/top-of-the-pops-15021980 )

that captain beaky thing, it's terrible and he did it terribly in the studio.

followed by the flying lizards doing TV which is about as out there as totp gets, i think. simon bates record of the week, apparently.

a real ragbag of things this week.

koogs, Friday, 6 March 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

SLF as well. on the edge.

koogs, Friday, 6 March 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

paul macartney as ron meel (et al) in the Coming Up video

robert smith with short hair.

koogs, Friday, 8 May 2015 10:05 (eight years ago) link

Christ, is this still on? And is anyone other than koogs watching it?

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Friday, 8 May 2015 12:42 (eight years ago) link

Other running commentary places are available

Mark G, Friday, 8 May 2015 12:43 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

It doesn't help that it's on so sporadically.

Early human league (doing Gary glitter)
Johnny Logan.
Preludes ???
Michael Jackson
Matchbox
Legs & co vs awb
Jona louis
Cockney rejects
Boney m (doing my friend jack)
Ruts
Omd
Undertones
Dexys @ #1

koogs, Friday, 29 May 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link

Prelude. They had one hit with an acappella version of "After the goldrush" previously.

And after that, they still had one hit.

Mark G, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link

he, peter powell, called them "preludes", but wikipedia agrees with you. but then he did spend the rest of the show saying "hit 10" and "change of place", the jump-suited idiot.

boney m doing psych classic was a bit odd. hadn't heard it before.

koogs, Friday, 29 May 2015 21:20 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, saw the shorter edition, will catch up later with Boney M.

"You'll always find me in the kitchen at midnight" Genius, Peter...

Mark G, Friday, 29 May 2015 22:52 (eight years ago) link

very ffwdable this week - lots of repeats and stuff like 'i'm forever blowing bubbles'

but the specials, telekon era numan...

koogs, Friday, 5 June 2015 08:53 (eight years ago) link

And Junior Murvin, that's about it.

Mark G, Friday, 5 June 2015 09:53 (eight years ago) link

i had forgotten that (minor) lambretta's track too.

(and odd to see him wearing a shirt i associate with new romantics)

the karel fialka thing was odd. almost in the buggles or flying lizards vein when all i associate him with is the 'hey, matthew' slop (7 years later)

koogs, Friday, 5 June 2015 10:17 (eight years ago) link

This seems like a completely different time to the last one, maybe they skipped a couple of weeks. Oh, OK, two things that I recognise from before - omd and legs and co dressed in rags and dancing to suicide is painless

koogs, Sunday, 14 June 2015 11:16 (eight years ago) link

.....and Mystic Merlin!

tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 14 June 2015 11:27 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

terrible this week.

9 week gap due to industrial action and then back with a slightly new format - guest host elton john. no chart at the beginning but, instead, a list of people who would be appearing (my heart sinking with every one he read out)

(26) THE PIRANHAS – Tom Hark
(2) DIANA ROSS – Upside Down (video)
(9) ROXY MUSIC – Oh Yeah (On The Radio)
(16) TOM BROWNE – Funkin’ For Jamaica (danced to by Legs & Co)
(21) HOT CHOCOLATE – Are You Getting Enough Of What Makes You Happy
(29) KELLY MARIE – Feels Like I’m In Love
(7) THE GAP BAND – Oops Upside Your Head (video)
(14) THE GIBSON BROTHERS – Marianna
(3) ODYSSEY – Use It Up And Wear It Out (danced to by Legs & Co)
(13) OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN & ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA – Xanadu (video)
(63) DON McLEAN – Crying (video)
(5) SHEENA EASTON – 9 To 5
(15) BAD MANNERS – Lip Up Fatty
(1) ABBA – The Winner Takes It All (video)
(10) GEORGE BENSON – Give Me The Night (crowd dancing) (and credits)

^ 7th august 1980. which means we are ahead of ourselves by about 5 weeks. and there are a lot of un-people presenting shortly too, another 8 episodes we won't see between now and the end of the year.

http://z6.invisionfree.com/popscene/ar/t1124.htm

koogs, Monday, 29 June 2015 11:35 (eight years ago) link

Uhhh, some great stuff on there... or am I missing the point?

holger sharkey (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2015 11:59 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, only 63 really made my heart sink

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Monday, 29 June 2015 12:14 (eight years ago) link

killer lineup imo

cod latin (dog latin), Monday, 29 June 2015 13:28 (eight years ago) link

Funkin For Jamaica and Give Me The Night in the same episode makes me wish I'd watched it.

cod latin (dog latin), Monday, 29 June 2015 13:30 (eight years ago) link

Amazing episode tonight with Roger Daltrey and Tommy Vance sleezing over everyone and Roger hating on disco.

ewar woowar (or something), Sunday, 5 July 2015 00:40 (eight years ago) link

Still lots of the disco barrel being scraped IMO.

That dire hustler song could've been done by the flying lizards.

The other thing that struck me was the Ultravox and Bowie things felt like the start of new romantic, a couple of years earlier than i'd've said. (Rio 1982, but blitz club 79-80)

koogs, Sunday, 5 July 2015 01:23 (eight years ago) link

Flying Lizards were way more avant garde than that, c'mon!

Mark G, Sunday, 5 July 2015 23:01 (eight years ago) link

There was just something about the delivery or the meter, made me think of the lizards. They'd've certainly improved it.

koogs, Monday, 6 July 2015 04:10 (eight years ago) link

The episode with Roger Daltry was perhaps the oddest yet; painful to watch.

mahb, Monday, 6 July 2015 08:06 (eight years ago) link

Yep, seems some people were looking forward to Roger's joke...

Mark G, Monday, 6 July 2015 10:27 (eight years ago) link

This from the guy who sang, "I'm a Boy" :)

holger sharkey (Tom D.), Monday, 6 July 2015 11:16 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i take it that everyone was struck dumb by B A Robertson

koogs, Monday, 20 July 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link

Another footnote in the mystifyingly successful career of BA Robertson...Wasn't he given his own TV show at one point - "BA in Music"?

quixotic yet visceral (Bob Six), Monday, 20 July 2015 22:50 (eight years ago) link

https://youtu.be/XDK1dMNAJno

quixotic yet visceral (Bob Six), Monday, 20 July 2015 23:10 (eight years ago) link

(indeed he did - what a tosser he was)

quixotic yet visceral (Bob Six), Monday, 20 July 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link

Weirdest thing I found out about him, you know that Big Star group when they had their first album out on a small label, well guess who had their first album as the next one in the catalogue?

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 06:23 (eight years ago) link

Already noted, would quite like to hear the story behind that.

Possibly Fingers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 09:11 (eight years ago) link

My favourite BA Robertson TV moment, which has weirdly stuck with me through the years, was when he was sitting on Saturday Superstore with a bucket over his head. He was a "mystery guest" and callers had to ring in and guess who the mystery guest was.

anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 09:27 (eight years ago) link

and when he took the bucket off the kids were still none the wiser

Live Aid: JFC (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 09:46 (eight years ago) link

Yes, pity he took the bucket off, his career was all downhill from there.

Possibly Fingers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 10:37 (eight years ago) link

Was this his performance with Maggie Bell?

everything, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

back on thursday. with mike reid presenting.

koogs, Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

Read. Reid is the eastender cockney comedian bloke.

Mark G, Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

'triffic

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

> Read.

but i did read, it was in the guardian guide. 8)

koogs, Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link

Oh, maybe it is him then.

Mark G, Saturday, 26 September 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link

if DOCTOR WHO can do it then TOTP can too ~ bring back the LOVE!

Paul, Sunday, 27 September 2015 00:02 (eight years ago) link

"Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune..."

koogs, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

we are back. but it's not good.

they appear to be mixing audience noise in with the performances so it sounds kinda shitty.

darts and showaddywaddy in the same show too (last week).

and every link seems to be someone plugging something. dollar, dennis waterman, the new stevie wonder lp, totp t-shirts...

still, christmas hats...

koogs, Friday, 30 October 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

Yeah the audience noise over the music is so irritating. Legs and Co looked like they were being filmed by a drunk at the back of the crowd. I enjoyed Adam and The Ants and Bad Manners though

tayto fan (Michael B), Friday, 30 October 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link

Yeah. Both for the second time in 2 weeks though. (Showaddywaddy too)

koogs, Friday, 30 October 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link

The links by the DJs in general on these old TOTP shows are terrible. I thought the one redeeming feature of these idiots was a certain type of cheesy professionalism, but no they all sound illiterate even when doing something as basic as introducing the next song. On the Christmas edition from ’82, Mike Read went from Nicole to Eddy Grant by saying ‘from a Eurovision winner to someone who’s never won it in his life’, eh?

Isn't Eddy in line to represent the UK next year? Not very prescient, Read!

Most posters here probably know already, but Freaky Trigger has been covering the repeats too:

1980http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/12/popular-80/?comment-page-all#1520073

1979http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/10/popular-79/?comment-page-all#1279536

1978http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/08/popular-78/?comment-page-all#1076011

1977http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/07/popular-77/?comment-page-all#942492

1976http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/05/popular-76/?comment-page-all#821996

(Just to be very clear, I'm joking about Eddy Grant entering Eurovision. Don't want a repeat of the Sam Smith dissing incident)

flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link

wow! Some brill writing and interesting typos too.

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 07:40 (eight years ago) link

woah!

koogs, Friday, 20 November 2015 20:12 (eight years ago) link

^ that in reference to UB40's Dream A Lie video. i can see what they are trying to do but 35 years after the fact it's quite o_O (that said, nice song that i don't think i've heard before)

i've said it before but stray cats, showaddywaddy and matchbox in the charts. it's like punk never happened.

and again with the chats in the links.

koogs, Friday, 20 November 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

shame about what happened to UB40; 2 rival versions touring the world, one with Ali Campbell, one uh.. without, both hating/sueing the other

http://ub40.org/
http://ub40.global/

piscesx, Friday, 20 November 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link

Some 35th deathiversary this is turning out to be...

Bieber dominates this week’s rundown following the release of his new album Purpose, including no less than three singles in the Top 5: Sorry (1), Love Yourself (3) and What Do You Mean? (5). No other male artist has achieved this in 34 years, since John Lennon in January 1981 with Imagine (1), Happy Xmas (War Is Over) (3) and (Just Like) Starting Over (5) following his tragic death. (from Official Charts)

Pretty sure Lennon once said he was bigger than Biebus anyway, as a kind of pre-emptive measure.

Is this Tony Blackburn quote real? I know the Durrin Durrin one is, but... bloody hell.

Blackburn mightily resented being pushed into [the Radio 1 chart show] when he did it; and he was legendarily useless - "Massive leap of one place," "Sensational new sound of Durrin Durrin," "It's been a good week for John Lennon, he has three songs in the top ten" (Sunday after his shooting)

flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 00:55 (eight years ago) link

^ I'm sure it's accurate. Just amazed he didn't get more widely ridiculed for saying it

flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 09:07 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Great start this week: The Beat > The Specials > Gary Numan.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 10 December 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

Don't watch the "Long" version, there are acts "between" those.

Mark G, Thursday, 10 December 2015 21:26 (eight years ago) link

god, you weren't wrong. how do the baron knights live with what they do?

was wondering if the beat were trying to distance themselves from the two tone thing in what they were wearing (ie colours). and then wondered whether you'd call it ska or whether it was something more. i think the classic ska backbeat was in there but hidden under the guitars (teardrop vox restrung left-handed by the look)

then the specials were on in their christmas jumpers which made me wonder whether they were all in it together. (that's probably my favourite specials track and it was nice to see rico again)

does gary numan get a bulk-discount on arp's?

the chart's looking strong again.

koogs, Friday, 11 December 2015 11:05 (eight years ago) link

The story I heard went along the lines of:

The guitarist's nephew found some guitars and stuff when visiting, and asked him "oh, were you in a band?" "Oh yeah, we had a bunch of hits" "Really? What were you called?" "Um, .. Hey look over there.. "

(Aparently, it took some doing after the "oh, you wouldn't like it, it's not yr thing really..")

Mark G, Friday, 11 December 2015 11:14 (eight years ago) link

was wondering if the beat were trying to distance themselves from the two tone thing in what they were wearing (ie colours). and then wondered whether you'd call it ska or whether it was something more. i think the classic ska backbeat was in there but hidden under the guitars (teardrop vox restrung left-handed by the look)

There's a bit of an afrobeat vibe to that Beat song. Maybe a bit Talking Heads inspired, as well.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 11 December 2015 11:37 (eight years ago) link

It was a good track, I liked it.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 11 December 2015 11:37 (eight years ago) link

the beat have been, i think, a bit overlooked, possibly due to not being on two tone (apart from that one single). but the best-of has a ton of hits. i'm not familiar with the lps though.

(oh, there's a cd box set with the 3 lps and a disc of singles for £11 on amazon marketplace. that'll do nicely...)

koogs, Friday, 11 December 2015 12:09 (eight years ago) link

the beat had a run of about 4 amazing singles in 1980, just about my favourite band that year. and yeah, definitely a lot of afropop going in the rhythms and andy cox's guitar playing, but the other guitar sound on 'Too Nice To Talk To' is quite post-punkish, always reminds me of siouxsie & the banshees. actually i think robert smith played a vox at that time too?

ghosted monk: new gaz in the 'combs (NickB), Friday, 11 December 2015 12:10 (eight years ago) link

I have just downloaded their greatest hits.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 11 December 2015 12:42 (eight years ago) link

Strung lefthanded with a really weird tuning.

Three Word Username, Friday, 11 December 2015 13:11 (eight years ago) link

<3 Ranking Roger

Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Friday, 11 December 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

1981 starts on thursday

but i think this is aposite today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEvUil9d74g&t=26s

koogs, Monday, 11 January 2016 10:35 (eight years ago) link

(oh, apologies for the savile at the start of that - i did add a t=26s to the url to skip his intro but i think the ilm parser borked that)

koogs, Monday, 11 January 2016 10:37 (eight years ago) link

No worries, we're all grown-ups.

Mark G, Monday, 11 January 2016 10:45 (eight years ago) link

but that vest... nobody should be exposed to that...

koogs, Monday, 11 January 2016 10:48 (eight years ago) link

Show from '81 now. 70s rockabilly revival hanging in there with the awful Matchbox doing a version of "Over the rainbow", I think I had the 45 of that). Shakin' Stevens was popular around this time too wasn't he? Who were Sad Cafe btw? Dreadful. The Beat were great tho. Oh look Chas and Dave are on...

i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Thursday, 14 January 2016 23:55 (eight years ago) link

Digging The Specials woolly jumper and tartan pants look

i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Thursday, 14 January 2016 23:58 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

well, that was mixed.

american 50s thing in there still, disco, glam, metal. and just a tiny snippet of joe dolce...

koogs, Friday, 29 January 2016 11:29 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

So much hair.

This episode seems more seventies than eighties so far.

koogs, Friday, 26 February 2016 07:41 (eight years ago) link

That was written before PiL...

Last episode had Joe dolce at 3 and Vienna at 2, lennon at 1. Dolce famously kept Vienna off #1. This episode none of those are anywhere to be seen. Odd.

Duran Duran are on their way out of the charts as is teardrops' reward so we've missed them...

koogs, Friday, 26 February 2016 08:06 (eight years ago) link

No, only you..

Reward has been on twice, Shakey's been at number one, they are doing two a week now (more or less, only one this week)

Mark G, Friday, 26 February 2016 08:11 (eight years ago) link

you are right, i guess the pvr hasn't been picking them up

last night's was:
09/04/81 (Mike Read)
Linx – “Intuition” (7)
Bucks Fizz – “Making Your Mind Up” (2) WATCH
Saxon – “And The Bands Played On” (27)
Keith Marshall – “Only Crying” (39)
David Bowie – “Up The Hill Backwards” (32) (Legs & Co)
Graham Bonnet – “Night Games” (12) (rpt from 26/03/81)
Public Image Ltd – “Flowers Of Romance” (31) WATCH
Eddy Grant – “Can’t Get Enough Of You” (44)
Gillan – “New Orleans” (24) (rpt from 26/03/81)
The Whispers – “It’s A Love Thing” (9) (video)
Hazel O’Connor – “D-Days” (10) (rpt from 26/03/81)
Shakin’ Stevens – “This Ole House” (1) (rpt/credits)

so they are already on april, which is odd.

luckily they are all still on iplayer...

koogs, Friday, 26 February 2016 09:32 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Have not had a chance to watch this in ages.
Watching it tonight.
Wikka Wrap! Don't know how I've never encountered this before.

woof, Thursday, 24 March 2016 19:45 (eight years ago) link

14/5/81 edition:

(i) Cup Final Edition! I was wondering why I don't remember such a thing (I'd have been outraged at curtailing TOTP) when I realise I clearly remember the result of that evening's final replay being announced from the stage of our primary school production of "The Wizard of Oz", yes yes I was, yes I played the lion, what of it?); this also explains why I don't recall the rubbishy Easton or Lizzy songs.
(ii) wtf are Kim Carnes's band wearing in the video for "Bette Davis Eyes"? If you'd asked me I'd have guessed that they were dressed up in US session dude duds but they're all done out like they're trying to look like they're at an Adam and the Ants fancy dress party, or a Visage video. Presumably an attempt to appear current in the new MTV world?
(ii) in the top 10 countdown as they show a snatch of Chas and Dave doing their Tottenham song, some wag has edited in footage of the goal City scored against Spurs in the proper final four days before.

Tim, Thursday, 24 March 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

An unapologetically Spinal Tap looking performance from Saxon. Actually this week's line up is pretty good. I think we've left the period where there'd be weeks with absolutely nothing of interest.

an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link

I must admit to ffwding through most of yesterday's, which I don't do often

koogs, Friday, 25 March 2016 19:11 (eight years ago) link

I'll admit having some time for Bad Manners, but this song is piss-poor filler. I can't imagine anything like this happening on TV today, which is simultaneously a good thing and a bad thing.

an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

"Depesh-ay Mode" - thanks Peter Powell.

an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

ha, Simon Bates was calling them Depesh-ay Mode last night as well

soref, Friday, 25 March 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

I'm not sure why, there's no accent on the third 'e'. Maybe it's from a time when anything vaguely French got "ay" put on the end of it, whether it was supposed to be there or not.

an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2016 19:37 (eight years ago) link

Blame it on the Flambé

Mark G, Friday, 25 March 2016 19:45 (eight years ago) link

some terrible miming by kirsty mccoll yesterday, did she have a problem with her neck? there was also a horrible thumping noise throughout. sounded like the drummer was mic-ed up even though he was just pretending to play.

koogs, Friday, 25 March 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link

Dexy's and Spandau Ballet both terrific on the friday night edition. I had forgotten the existence of "Show Me". LOL at PPowell describing "Sat in Your Lap" as a change of pace after Dexy's; it was probably the most frantic song on the show! We seem to have leaped to June or July '81 already, with the Specials "still" at No.1.

Jeff W, Saturday, 26 March 2016 13:10 (eight years ago) link

They're doing 1982 in the second half of this year, hence the accelerated pace.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 26 March 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link

but isn't that just a function of them doing them twice as fast?

and was that the first appearance of the yellow pearl theme tune?

koogs, Saturday, 26 March 2016 17:35 (eight years ago) link

Maybe Jimmy Savile was presenting a lot of TOTPs at the time.

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 March 2016 17:36 (eight years ago) link

http://z6.invisionfree.com/popscene/ar/t1147.htm

25/06/81 (Simon Bates) - thursday
02/07/81 (Dave Lee Travis)
09/07/81 (900th edition) (Jimmy Savile, Alan Freeman, David Jacobs & Pete Murray)
16/07/81 (Peter Powell) - friday
23/07/81 (Richard Skinner)
30/07/81 (Steve Wright)
06/08/81 (Jimmy Savile)
13/08/81 (Simon Bates)
20/08/81 (Dave Lee Travis)
27/08/81 (Richard Skinner)
...

koogs, Saturday, 26 March 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link

we must be missing some good stuff from those eps. Can't they just edit out the saville links and give us the music?

Dr X O'Skeleton, Saturday, 26 March 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

Oh, I could point you at the "Missing Shows" website and the punch-ups that have ensued during debating that issue.

Mark G, Saturday, 26 March 2016 21:16 (eight years ago) link

Watching the Ghost Town vid for the first time in years, I realised alot of it was shot around the City of London financial district. I had assumed it was set in Coventry for years, as that's what the song is about. Guess they were cruising in the engine room of Britain's industrial decline.

Dr X O'Skeleton, Saturday, 26 March 2016 22:48 (eight years ago) link

It was indeed the first appearance of the Yellow Pearl theme. Re missing episodes, @TOTPFacts usually tweets individual YouTubes of notable omissions.

mike t-diva, Sunday, 27 March 2016 09:59 (eight years ago) link

Pauline seems to have been replaced by someone called Anita. Goodbye, Pauline.

mike t-diva, Sunday, 27 March 2016 10:01 (eight years ago) link

two medley songs in the style of stars on 45? 1981, what were you thinking?

koogs, Friday, 1 April 2016 20:22 (eight years ago) link

live version of ghost town rather than the usual video was nice though - i guess that was rhoda and rico.

stars on 45 themselves over the end credits. gah!

koogs, Friday, 1 April 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link

legs and co are dancing with the proles!

koogs, Friday, 1 April 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link

Friday now.

I wonder if Damon albarn has heard this bill Wyman tune?

koogs, Saturday, 2 April 2016 10:29 (eight years ago) link

And now legs and co are doing the robot to music for the royal fireworks...

koogs, Saturday, 2 April 2016 10:33 (eight years ago) link

(Or maybe trumpet voluntary)

koogs, Saturday, 2 April 2016 10:35 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Bloke in Japan was wearing a lime green suit. With red shoes.

koogs, Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the lp chart rundown lasted, what, 1 week?

bring back legs and co.

koogs, Friday, 10 June 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

Its only the future in the past.

Mark G, Friday, 10 June 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Nick Heywood looks like a blond version of someone I work with.

I'm part of the 48.1 percent (snoball), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

Is there a link between haircut 100 and orange juice? The former reminds me of the latter, those first two singles anyway. Similar kind of, I don't know, eloquence?

koogs, Friday, 1 July 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Some of these 82 episodes are the most 80s things ever, and the next episode will be nothing like it.

koogs, Friday, 1 July 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

Seems like I am the last person on earth to link h100 with orange juice. But this was funny:

https://mobile.twitter.com/i_am_mill_i_am/status/735904378553503744

"Haircut 100: Orange Juice with no bits"

koogs, Friday, 1 July 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

there's a bit in Simon Reynolds's Rip It Up And Start Again book where Edwyn Collins grumbles about Haircut 100 ripping of Orange Juice's look:

'I *know* that Haircut 100 got a lot of their image ideas from us,' says Edwyn Collins, still aggrieved after all these years.'l've got pictures of James Kirk, our guitarist, wearing Aran sweaters like Haircut wore on their album cover.'

Haircut 100 > Orange Juice though, imo

soref, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

Is there a link between haircut 100 and orange juice?

Other than H100 stealing OJ's shtick and selling to to teenage girls?

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Friday, 1 July 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

xp!

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Friday, 1 July 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

> Haircut 100 > Orange Juice though, imo

That's fighting talk 8)

koogs, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

teenage girls had the right idea in this case. a Look In comic strip about Orange Juice's wacky misadventures might have been fun, however

http://www.arthurranson.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/main_image/haircut100.jpg

soref, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

Orange Juice had 9 singles reach the top 75 chart and 3 top 40 albums.
Haircut 100 had 5 singles in the top 75 and only 1 top 40 album.

everything, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

no Look In comic strip, though.

fwiw, Heyward left Haircut 100 after the first album, if you include his solo chart placements I think he'd be ahead.

soref, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

judging a band's quality using chart placings is a can of worms waiting to be opened.

famous people i have shared a toilet with:
jimmy hill
edwyn collins

koogs, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

OJ are way beyond Haircut100 in every way, except for Look In comic strips.

everything, Friday, 1 July 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

xp at the same time or on separate occasions?

soref, Friday, 1 July 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

(jimmy hill was AGES ago - he used to race whippets at the local Dowty's sports and social club.
edwyn collins was a few years ago, post stroke, when he was playing the lexington)

koogs, Friday, 1 July 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

High watermark for TOTP this week?

I'm part of the 48.1 percent (snoball), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

tight fit, hadn't that already been and gone?

didn't realise The Model had made it to number 1 in the uk.

both sides of the Town call Malice / Precious number 1. is that unique?

koogs, Saturday, 16 July 2016 10:00 (seven years ago) link

Offhand, I think the next double-a where both tracks appear will be the Wets/Bragg one.

As far as 'two songs from one band', I don't think it happens again until The Ramones' farewell, and the Sex Pistols reunion.

Mark G, Saturday, 16 July 2016 12:00 (seven years ago) link

Sorry WTF? Kid Jensen: "Good to see Gary Glitter back on TOTP" o___O
And I don't remember this Madness song. The arrangement saves it, but Suggs sounds like he's sleepwalking through it.

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

ABBA in 'still not giving a shit about appearing on TOTP' video action.

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

"oh and btw everyone except Benny and Bjorn hate each other kthxbye"

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link

Missed that Gary Glitter ref, I guess somebody's gonna get some words about that.

Mark G, Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

Oh wait I just watched it again - Gary Numan not Glitter.

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

Tsk.

This actually almost happened a couple weeks ago, Kid was all "Hello, hello, its my first show for a year, and its good to be back, and so.... Toyah!"

Mark G, Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

Oasis did two songs on TOTP in 1996, iirc.

the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

This week's episode should have been 25/2/1982, but was skipped because unperson DLT was the presenter. We lose eight or nine episodes from the rest of 1982 because either DLT or Savile was the presenter. And there are a couple of shows with multiple presenters towards the end of that year where there'll be some noticeably sharp edits.

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Thursday, 21 July 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

duel moog keytars on tha numan track. and a tam-o-shanter. obvious swerve into Japan territory in the music and clothes choices.

toni basil was 38 / 39 when Mickey was in the charts. her one-hit pop career probably the least interesting thing about her. had been dancing all her life, pretty much. was in Head and Easy Rider.

i like Cardiac Arrest, apart from the crossword clue lyric. tinkly piano, xylophone, horns.

koogs, Friday, 22 July 2016 07:13 (seven years ago) link

The lyrics to 'Cardiac Arrest' aren't terrible, but 'House Of Fun' is a far better attempt at that type of song.

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 22 July 2016 08:06 (seven years ago) link

it's just that one line about 'like a big american car but misspelt with a d'. makes more sense with a comma in there because 'cadillac' also has a d in it.

the sleeve, iirc, had a crossword grid and some clues on the front.

koogs, Friday, 22 July 2016 10:02 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

I wonder if Chas & Dave's "There's No Pleasing You" has ever been played as the first dance at a wedding reception?

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 26 August 2016 07:50 (seven years ago) link

I used to know someone who looked like Bryan Ferry, but he wouldn't have been able to pull off this creepy bow tie and leather jacket look.

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Thursday, 1 September 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I'd forgotten how badly Spandau Ballet could dress sometimes. Two of them dressed like Sherlock Holmes is bad enough, but somehow Tony Hadley tops that with the checked shirt/knitted tie combined with brown leather trousers with the waistband pulled right up.

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

In those days, 'well dressed' = 'wearing a lot of clothes'

Mark G, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

Well they certainly nail that 'wearing the whole mens section of the Freeman's catalogue' look.

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Saturday, 1 October 2016 06:48 (seven years ago) link

If a meteorite wiped out Spandau Ballet, would astronomers class that as an Instinction Event?

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Saturday, 1 October 2016 08:24 (seven years ago) link

never ever seen this blondie video before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7gqErYW0K0

koogs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

episode was going so well but i've always hated House Of Fun.

koogs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

I like the premise of the lyrics, it's just the relentless hahahaWACKYdoyousee? way in which they're presented. Which is basically every Madness song ever. It's not like they're smug, which would really make them detestable, just that you can literally see them trying. so. hard. to. be. liked. But to be fair to Madness, that was a common trait in a lot of early 80s pop.

here we are now entertain us (snoball), Thursday, 13 October 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

Was it in the studio or the video with the kids?

everything, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

the video

i had forgotten baggy trousers was earlier and just as bad.

koogs, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

There's a grotesque, slightly sinister edge that elevated them well above other practitioners of the monkey-business malarkey. And they interspersed Baggy Trousers, House of Fun etc with sincere material like Embarrasment, Grey Day, It Must Be Love. The likes of Tenpole Tudor or King Kurt (Stiff Records' attempts to clone Madness) never bothered with any of that. Captain Sensible did though. Which is why I'd rather listen to one of his albums than anything by King Kurt!

everything, Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

you can literally see them trying. so. hard. to. be. liked.

I don't think they really had to try too hard, their early stuff was very likeable.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

yeah the trying to be liked thing.. never felt that way about them.

piscesx, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

longer version of the kid jenson episode had the first bunnymen appearance on it (back of love), featuring some clown in the audience walking around on stilts...

koogs, Sunday, 16 October 2016 10:02 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

wonderdog

koogs, Sunday, 27 November 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link

this weeks episode was flawless - simple minds - "glittering prize", "the message", carly simon - "why", adam ant - "friend or foe". id no problem with "eye of the tiger" at no.1 either

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Sunday, 27 November 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

that was friday.

thursday was another story.

koogs, Sunday, 27 November 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

I do like the boisterousness of the crowd in this era of TOTP

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Sunday, 27 November 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

Re wonderdog, the rumour about who was in the dog costume is true..

https://twitter.com/BBCFOUR/status/801872398479978496

Mark G, Sunday, 27 November 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

.. but you knew this already, right?

Mark G, Monday, 28 November 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

Did Peter Powell really just say "a terrible saxophonist and also a boring person"?

do you play to win or are you just a bad loser? (snoball), Thursday, 8 December 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

"boring" bob grover!

woof, Thursday, 8 December 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

I did not know that BBC4's twitter feed is basically just totp trivia… it's been a long day, I'm ok with being pandered to

woof, Thursday, 8 December 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, that was the guys persona, and what it said on the back on the single sleeve.

I thought Peter was going to mention the "Fabulous Wealthy Tarts" as featured on Paul Young records, but of course he hasn't happened yet..

Mark G, Friday, 9 December 2016 07:57 (seven years ago) link

As a child I used to be really into the Piranha's and searched out their early stuff at record fairs etc. But they are so bad except for about one and a half songs. Practically every other band from 1982 or whenever it was, is better than them.

everything, Friday, 9 December 2016 08:26 (seven years ago) link

I did see a 12" acetate of Jilly one time, at the Reading record fair.

Did you?

Mark G, Friday, 9 December 2016 10:08 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Double bill starting tonight at 7PM.

do you play to win or are you just a bad loser? (snoball), Friday, 23 December 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

Ooh!

*spanish guitar solo* (Turrican), Friday, 23 December 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

Holy crap this episode might be peak early 80s.

do you play to win or are you just a bad loser? (snoball), Friday, 23 December 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ha, I guess this ^ is the one I'm just watching:

Rio
Mad world
Living on the ceiling
(Renee and Renata)
Wham rap

koogs, Thursday, 12 January 2017 12:06 (seven years ago) link

Johnny Schlong! (as she was always known in my house). and the bunnymen, he'll ruin that t-shirt doing that...

koogs, Friday, 20 January 2017 11:14 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

nice to see Zoo aren't above the overly literal interpretations of song lyrics, ripping things up whilst dancing to Rip It Up.

(that and altered image in the same show)

i wonder if joboxers were aware of dexys?

koogs, Saturday, 18 February 2017 09:14 (seven years ago) link

1983 seems to be peak nostalgia for me. Remember most of it very vividly, including the John Peel and Kid Jensen routines, but still some jolts - like Leo Sayer still eeking out an viable existence somehow.

Dr Drudge (Bob Six), Saturday, 18 February 2017 12:50 (seven years ago) link

Last night's programme especially was a real straight-down-the-middle mix of 'oh I remember this' and 'wait, who?'.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Saturday, 18 February 2017 13:32 (seven years ago) link

Like I don't even remember JoBoxers.

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Saturday, 18 February 2017 13:33 (seven years ago) link

i am almost shocked that anybody of the right age could forget JoBoxers

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 February 2017 13:35 (seven years ago) link

nice to see Zoo aren't above the overly literal interpretations of song lyrics, ripping things up whilst dancing to Rip It Up.

also wearing boxing gloves for JoBoxers.

I too didn't remember/realise quite how dexys they were.

How did I never know one of them went on to Earl Brutus?

woof, Saturday, 18 February 2017 13:52 (seven years ago) link

enjoyed the whole episode, apart from Nick Heyward.

woof, Saturday, 18 February 2017 13:53 (seven years ago) link

Weren't JoBoxers formed from the ashes of Subway Sect?
*googles*
Yes, they were.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 18 February 2017 16:28 (seven years ago) link

That was it, yes. I think Dig Wayne was hired from Stage School,or something..

Mark G, Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:56 (seven years ago) link

rip it up also the first 303 on totp, according to some totp tweet i saw earlier today. it's been a favourite since, well, 1983. but i've never wondered what was making those sounds.

koogs, Saturday, 18 February 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

So they showed episode 999 and 1001 and skipped 1000. And they was a lot of repetition between those two.

Fave bit was the tunnel of pouts during the instrumental bit of the Siouxie song.

koogs, Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:52 (seven years ago) link

Apparently 1000 featured Savile AND Travis AND Glitter AND King, which is quite the royal flush.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 11 March 2017 13:44 (seven years ago) link

haha wow.

piscesx, Saturday, 11 March 2017 13:56 (seven years ago) link

http://www.tv.com/shows/top-of-the-pops-uk/5th-may-1983-1000th-episode-417528/

Massively extended party edition with many old and new performances to celebrate the 1000th edition of the show.

Presenters: Dave Lee Travis, Steve Wright, John Peel, Gary Davies, Mike Smith, Paul Gambaccini, Peter Powell, Simon Bates, Tommy Vance, Richard Skinner, David Jacobs, Mike Read, Tony Blackburn, Noel Edmonds, David Jensen, Janice Long and Jimmy Savile

Playlist:
Thompson Twins - We Are Detective [Performance]
10 C.C. - I'm Not In Love [Repeat Performance]
Abba - Waterloo [Repeat Performance]
Adam Ant - Goody Two Shoes [Repeat Performance]
Beatles - All You Need Is Love [Repeat Performance]
Bee Gees - Massachusetts [Repeat Performance]
Billy.J.Kramer & The Dakotas - Little Children [Repeat Performance]
Blancmange - Blind Vision [Performance]
Blondie - Picture This [Repeat Performance]
Boomtown Rats - Looking After No.1 [Repeat Performance]
Cilla Black - Surround Yourself With Sorrow [Repeat Performance]
Cliff Richard - All My Love [Repeat Performance]
Dave Clark 5 - Bits & Pieces [Repeat Performance]
David Bowie - Starman [Repeat Performance]
Duran Duran - Is There Something I Should Know [Repeat Performance]
Elton John - Your Song [Repeat Performance]
Fun Boy Three - Our Lips Are Sealed [Performance]
Gary Glitter - Im The Leader Of The Gang(I Am) [Repeat Performance]
Heaven 17 - Temptation [Performance]
Human League - Fascination [Performance]
Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends [Repeat Performance]
Manfred Mann - Mighty Quinn [Repeat Performance]
Police - Spirits In The Material World [Repeat Performance]
Queen - Killer Queen [Repeat Performance]
Rod Stewart - Maggie May [Repeat Performance]
Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar [Repeat Performance]
Rolling Stones - Get Off Of My Cloud [Repeat Performance]
Sonny & Cher - I Got You Babe [Repeat Performance]
Spandau Ballet - TRUE [Repeat Performance]
Status Quo - Pictures Of Matchstick Men [Repeat Performance]
Supremes - Baby Love [Repeat Performance]
T.Rex - Get It On [Repeat Performance]
The Beat - Can't Get Used To Losing You [Performance]
The Move - Fire Brigade [Repeat Performance]
Zoo / New Edition - Candy Girl [Performance]

koogs, Saturday, 11 March 2017 15:07 (seven years ago) link

(2-2 for man u vs brighton, late equaliser from brighton. man u won 4-0 in the replay)

joboxers again, different song.

koogs, Thursday, 16 March 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link

I really have no memory of them. I'm surprised, as I would have thought that a band that was a bit Dexys and a bit Madness would have caught the attention of a nine year old snoball.

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Thursday, 16 March 2017 19:55 (seven years ago) link

my brother had their album, I thought they were crap. amazed that most of them were in Subway Sect though.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 16 March 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link

Thread:
In Praise of: "Just Got Lucky" by the Joboxers

everything, Thursday, 16 March 2017 20:14 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

FFS when do these presenters stop mispronouncing Depeche Mode "Depesh-ay Mode"?

Mozart's Musical Dubstep Dice Game (snoball), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:57 (seven years ago) link

Also I'd forgotten what a massive creep KC looks like singing 'Give It Up', adding an extra dimension to an otherwise by-the-numbers summer pop hit.

Mozart's Musical Dubstep Dice Game (snoball), Thursday, 13 April 2017 18:59 (seven years ago) link

Well, its clear the sunshine band had sacked it, there's Howie and two women bv's, it looked like he got a quick last minute flight over not expecting a number one.

Mark G, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:04 (seven years ago) link

oblig: "is that a boy or a girl?" comment (c) everyone's dads 1983

koogs, Saturday, 22 April 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Noddy Holder takes a break from trying to look like Ian Hunter ("my oh mmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy") and has a go at Slade Xmas Karaoke.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 25 May 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

better that than sounding like Big Country..

Mark G, Thursday, 25 May 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link

I don't see this 'Relax' record getting to number 1 unless the BBC do something stupid like, I don't know, ban it?

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 8 June 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

I'd forgotten "Father Jack" from Father Ted had a hit single..

Mark G, Friday, 9 June 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

"'Ullo John Gotta New Motor?", performed by what appears to be someone on the board of directors of the company I work for...

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 7 July 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link

keep seeing the smiths and the bunnymen in the rundowns but not on the actual show (doesn't help that the pvr didn't pick up the first couple of shows because Totp 1983 and Totp 1984 had different series ids)

anyway, found this, which is depressing:

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussion/comment/86198310#Comment_86198310

koogs, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link

Smithed?

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link

mike?

koogs, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

I thought it meant something like Morrissey slapping an injunction on any broadcaster showing moving images of him on the same stage as Mike Joyce.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

... or vice versa.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

yeah, one of the messages a few up from that list says

"Basically in 1984 we're due to lost 14 episodes that are DLT, Savile and Smith (both of Savile's apperances are also Smithed)"

and

05/07/84 (Jimmy Savile & Mike Smith)

confirms that. i know nothing about what mike smith has done, other than die recently. no scandal that i can see.

koogs, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link

TOTP Mike Smith Episodes?

While he was alive, Mike Smith decided not to sign the licence extension that would allow the BBC to repeat the Top of the Pops episodes that he presented. Since his passing, the BBC is continuing to respect his wishes.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link

wtf?

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link

Yeah, we tried petitioning Sarah Green,but.

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

woah that's weird.

piscesx, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link

Another thread here that seems to imply it was Savile related:

http://z6.invisionfree.com/popscene/ar/t14077.htm

groovypanda, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 22:05 (six years ago) link

Jesus christ, could Sade's bassist possibly wear his bass any higher!?

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Saturday, 22 July 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

This has gone too shit in the last couple of months.

Does it ever improve again or is it downhill all the way from now on?

koogs, Sunday, 27 August 2017 12:12 (six years ago) link

Maybe it's because of the missing Mike Smith episodes. Maybe it's the increasing familiarity of the songs - I was watching TOTP every week at this point. There are a lot of high points from '84/'85 that I remember - there are some real classic number 1s coming in the next few weeks that still stand up today. But also it was a time where there wasn't much new happening - the influences of rap/hip-hop/dance music weren't really in the mainstream yet. A lot of the acts that came up in the early 80s were still around and there was not that many people coming up behind them. We're in the lull just before the late 80s really kicks in. For me the real turning point was the first Pet Shop Boys' number 1 at the beginning of 1986. Towards the end of '85 I was getting a bit bored with music, but that record in particular really got me back into music in a big way.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 27 August 2017 13:14 (six years ago) link

> the influences of rap/hip-hop/dance music weren't really in the mainstream yet

the break dance thing at the start of this week's episode was part of the rot for me, cash-in stuff, like all the landfill disco from the tail end of that.

PSB are part of the problem for me, not part of the solution.

17/05/1984
With Break Machine, Deniece Williams, Marillion, Hazell Dean, Womack & Womack and Ultravox

10/05/1984
With Queen, The Flying Pickets, Terri Wells, The Pointer Sisters and Duran Duran.

03/05/1984
With Blancmange, New Order, Kenny Loggins, Jocelyn Brown, Human League and Duran Duran.

26/04/1984
With Duran Duran, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Flying Pickets and Lionel Richie.

19/04/1984
With Blancmange, Queen, Nik Kershaw, Lionel Richie and Kool and the Gang.

the bunnymen are the only thing out of those that i'd cross the road for (blancmange and human league also, maybe)

koogs, Sunday, 27 August 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Watched the one with the three-piece Bunnymen doing "Seven Seas" in those fish / penguin costumes last night (this one:)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VGF1mtZ1iVg

Tiny detail I found diverting: there are two fellows down the front with the wave effects - the one on the left I think is Bill Drummond, and both of them are wearing t-shirts which read "FRANKIE SAYS WHERE'S LES?"

Tim, Saturday, 16 September 2017 07:35 (six years ago) link

youtube comments say:

"He refused to do the show cause it was not live (lip sync)"

koogs, Saturday, 16 September 2017 11:10 (six years ago) link

I was just watching that Bunnymen perf earlier. I'm not sure if its embarrassing or brilliant.

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Sunday, 17 September 2017 02:03 (six years ago) link

I'm leaning towards embarrassing

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Sunday, 17 September 2017 02:03 (six years ago) link

Always loved that song though.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 September 2017 10:07 (six years ago) link

Great song

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Sunday, 17 September 2017 10:23 (six years ago) link

I remember Lenny Henry's parody of this Prince video but the original is pretty lols-y as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zmSn8tnJtA

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 21 September 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link

Fuck me, that Elton John song was awful.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

From past his prime Elton to past his prime Rod. Christ.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

I liked it as a kid, and it's not bad bad, it's just Bernie and Elton being lazy.
Also Spandau Ballet looking like massive wankers at this point.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

Finally, some quality!

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link

And again, childe snoball thought this Rod song was catchy, but it's shit-awful lazy songwriting on the verses and a half-arsed vocal performance.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

Those of-the-moment fx in the video of that Rod song, though!

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

I'm glad that at least 'Careless Whisper' was on this episode, though... if they'd 'Agadoo' instead it would have been fairly lousy from start to finish.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

*played

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

Then again, it wasn't particularly a great chart that week... Okay, so Prince was in there, and Grandmaster Flash and the two Frankie singles which were all great, David Sylvian surprisingly in there but that track was never gonna get played, and Tears For Fears' 'Mothers Talk' one of their lesser singles... most of that chart was terrible, though.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Thursday, 5 October 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link

'84-'85 were odd years - there were some great singles and some terrible dross, and not much in between. George Michael replacing Black Lace at Number 1 is a jarring flip from one extreme to the other.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 5 October 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link

It's not like 1984 and 1985 were short of great music... 1984 probably moreso than 1985, you wouldn't have thought it watching that, though!

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Thursday, 5 October 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link

The transition from 1980-1981 to 1984-1985 both musically and aesthetically has always fascinated me, though... reading through the Smash Hits archive, you can feel things change with Duran Duran's mega success, then Frankie, then Live Aid happens and by 1986 the whole feel of the decade has changed entirely.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Thursday, 5 October 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link

haha Passenger what a wretched racket. DL called it one of the worst songs of the 80s in the Elton track-by-track thread.

piscesx, Thursday, 5 October 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

Well, "Deny the passenger, who want to get on" is a potentially good lyric, but hmmm where it went.

Mark G, Thursday, 5 October 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

Okay, here we go...

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link

Actually, this Bucks Fizz doesn't have a bad riff - interesting mining on the guitar going on there, tho...

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link

*miming, I mean.

Although we are in '84, so...

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

FFS. Spandau again? I mean, this is one of their better songs (IMO) but it wasn't a big hit. The riff in the verse is essentially Japan's 'Quiet Life' slowed down, too.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link

Ooh... Heaven 17 and Kraftwerk are in this week...

and what do they show? Level fucking 42.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link

The young David Miliband on keyboards, there.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:43 (six years ago) link

The only Level 42 song that I can sort-of stand.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link

lol Alphaville

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link

The sight of Mark King jumping up and down while his thumb is going ten to the dozen on a bass that's worn chest-height is just cringe.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link

John Peel: "Agadoo. What a gem." - loooooooooooool

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

Yeah even with their most tolerable song they still look terrible.
Liked 'Big In Japan' but never could make out most of the lyrics. Reading them now they're bobbins. And the singer looks like Simon Amstell.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

Also I will never know how the fuck Black Lace ever became popular. I can only guess that the 'pissed up Brits on holiday' demographic is far larger than I thought.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link

"Agadoo. What a gem."

Oh I'm watching the stream and it's ~20 seconds behind.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link

Noel Edmonds: "Watch out for the flying bit of toast in Stevie's video!" he said to no audience applause or reaction whatsoever.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link

Okay, not Stevie Wonder's finest moment, but it coulda been so much worse... and 'I'll Fly For You' was really Top 10? I seem to remember it being somewhat of a relative flop for Spandau... huh.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

Oh wait that's a different version of the video. Also Stevie Wonder's laziest hit is still miles ahead of everything else this episode.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

Oh great, Tory bellend Bruno Brookes followed by that fucking Elton John track again - what a combo.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link

Also the multiple key change is like *ugh*. Come on, Stevie "I wrote the 'Superstition' riff btw" Wonder sinks to this? Although it shows how great he is that his lows still beat most people's highs.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link

Also I will never know how the fuck Black Lace ever became popular. I can only guess that the 'pissed up Brits on holiday' demographic is far larger than I thought.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, October 6, 2017 6:52 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

At least there's 'The Chicken Song' to look forward to when the inevitable backlash happens... didn't one half of Black Lace end up joining Smokie in a bid to be taken seriously?

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 6 October 2017 19:00 (six years ago) link

That'll be the Smokie of "Who the fuck is Alice" infamy..

Mark G, Saturday, 7 October 2017 09:10 (six years ago) link

I did buy "Agadoo" on 45. I was 7 tbf

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 7 October 2017 13:20 (six years ago) link

Oh god, I hated Careless Whisper at the time. Too adult, too slow. I've revised that opinion now of course

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 7 October 2017 13:23 (six years ago) link

xxpost:

Well, it clearly didn't have the desired effect!

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Saturday, 7 October 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link

Did we work out why Pete Wylie was dressed like Dave Vanian that one time?

koogs, Saturday, 7 October 2017 16:37 (six years ago) link

This is my favourite podcast at the moment. Various ex-Melody Maker journos dissect a random episode of TOTP. Its hilarious

https://chartmusiccouk.wordpress.com/

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 7 October 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link

yeah he joined Smokie then died in a tour bus crash in the mid 90s.

speaking of the 'pissed up Brits on holiday' demographic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMGNiAD-tMA

piscesx, Sunday, 8 October 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

Did I mention I bought their first single?

Bohemian Rhapsody.

Mark G, Monday, 9 October 2017 06:34 (six years ago) link

Also I will never know how the fuck Black Lace ever became popular. I can only guess that the 'pissed up Brits on holiday' demographic is far larger than I thought.

Weren't here also smutty versions of a lot of their songs so while they might be singing Agadoo one TOTP, 'Ave A Screw was maybe what a lot of people were singing in their heads? So kind of subversive but in a really gross and rapey sort of way

plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 9 October 2017 07:19 (six years ago) link

Having a Gangbang has sort of eclipsed Agadoo as their legacy song I thought.

everything, Monday, 9 October 2017 07:39 (six years ago) link

Rugby songs on a package holiday basically, summer anthems for aspiring sex offenders

plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 9 October 2017 08:33 (six years ago) link

'Superman' somehow manages to be more annoying than 'Agadoo' ... it's still infuriating that when people think "'80s", they think of shit like Black Lace.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Monday, 9 October 2017 12:46 (six years ago) link

Thank fuck they're not showing the long format version of 'Blue Jean' as it's fuck awful.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 13 October 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

Steve Wright, chimp par excellence for this sea of shit.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 13 October 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link

Now this is the version of the Stevie Wonder with the flying toast.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 13 October 2017 19:00 (six years ago) link

Aww fuck, I missed it!

Second part of the Nile doc and a funk doc on later will make up for it, though.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Friday, 13 October 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Tuning in now and... *groans* ... Matt Bianco.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

Huh, that looks like Lord Voldemort in the video to Duran Duran's Wild Boys. That vocal remains utterly horrible. I like the video, though!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link

xp a bunch of wankers

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link

Bruno Brookes being asked if he's been eating magic mushrooms!?!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link

Dave Stewart waa enjoying himself a lot in that Eurythmics vid, eh?

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link

*was

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link

Alvin Stardust not really sure what to do with his arms here.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

Someone in my year at school looked like Nick Kershaw and always got really pissed off when anyone mentioned it.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link

Every time I see a Nik Kershaw performance on this show he always looks either confused or mildly annoyed... the lyrics to this are utter bollocks!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link

I'll never get bored of this Chaka Khan track. Better than the Prince original!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link

Nik Kershaw agrees:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Riddle_(Nik_Kershaw_song)#Lyrics
Kershaw has stated: "In short, 'The Riddle' is nonsense, rubbish, bollocks, the confused ramblings of an 80s popstar."

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link

Hahaha!! I had no idea he hated it. He's completely right!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

He wrote Chesney Hawkes' 'The One And Only' and reportedly hated that as well.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link

What's the answer to "The Riddle"?

It amazes me that people are still asking me this question. I spilled the beans a few years ago now so this isn't exactly news.

My producer (Peter Collins) came over to my house just before we commenced recording on the second album to hear how I was getting on with the writing. He went away saying he thought it sounded great but didn't think I had the first single. Incensed by this, I went straight up to the spare room and got the chords and melody together for the Riddle. This must've taken all of twenty minutes. Knowing time was short before we started recording I jotted down some jibberish with the intention of writing the real lyric as we were recording it.

About a week later we started recording and I threw a rough guide vocal down using the jibberish lyrics. As the album progressed, I tried various different lyric ideas but nothing seemed to fit as well as the guide lyric. So we decided to stick with what we had. "Let's call it the Riddle", I thought. Then people would think it was actually about something.

I had completely underestimated the fuss this would cause and, to make matters worse, the marketing and promotions people at MCA decided to make a competition out of it (without telling me). The response was unbelievable. We got sack loads of mail with elaborate and detailed analysis of the song. Line by line, word by word. Some were the size of small novels. Some even made sense!! People stopped me in the street to give me their thoughts and theories. On one occasion I arrived to do a live Radio 1 interview with a certain DJ only to find he'd told the great British public that I would be "revealing all" on his show. He was most put out when I wouldn't (couldn't) co-operate.

It all got a bit out of hand and, very quickly, passed the point at which I could come clean without pissing off a lot of people.

In short, "The Riddle" is nonsense, rubbish, bollocks, the confused ramblings of an 80's popstar.

Please forgive me. I knew not what I did.

^ okay, LOL!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 3 November 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

ffs this Nick Heywood song goes on and on

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 9 November 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link

Heh. I normally have all the time in the world for The Human League, but Billy Ocean is far the best thing that's happened on this episode so far!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Thursday, 9 November 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link

Agreed. I don't understand how his career just stopped in the late '80s. He was still releasing records but no-one cared.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 9 November 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

You'd think that Murray Head would know the words.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 9 November 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link

Actually I'd like to hear a John Peel cover version of 'One Night In Bangkok'.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 9 November 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link

Fucking hell, Shakin' Stevens... truly bringing out the big guns this episode, eh!?

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Thursday, 9 November 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

And now Shakin' Stevens' impersonation of a singer who gets voted off in the first live week of X Factor.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Thursday, 9 November 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

I should have said this last time Nik was on, but christ he looks so uncomfortable holding that guitar!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link

'80s Slade here with what can be best described as an audience participation number... I can think of another description for it, though!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:29 (six years ago) link

Did they think this was going to take off as another seasonal staple a la 'Merry Xmas Everybody' or was this just the usual slab of Band Aid/Live Aid-era codswallop?

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

Ah Tina, finally some class.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link

After some substandard '80s Kool and the Gang that didn't deliver on the promise of its title, Frankie Goes to Hollywood sound damn fucking excellent. Love this song.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link

Seemingly every fucker on this episode is wearing one of those white "Feed The World" t-shirts... LOL at Alvin Stardust wear his on top of a non-more-mid '80s light blue long-sleeved button-up shirt.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link

ffs if Powell thought the video for 'Like A Virgin' was "provocative" fuck knows what he thought later.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link

Also I guess Alvin Stardust didn't have anything booked again this week?

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link

Even at 10 years old childe snoball pegged Jim Diamond as coming over as a manipulative abusive creep in this song.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link

Having the word Virgin in the title was provok in 1984

Xpost was that the point? 'I thought you'd understand' Oh Really?

Mark G, Friday, 10 November 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

Looks like the rest of Black Lace had something else booked..

Mark G, Friday, 10 November 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link

I should have said this last time Nik was on, but christ he looks so uncomfortable holding that guitar!

Wasn't he one of those guys who was really a prog rocker, but ended up as a 'pop star' for a while? Like Howard Jones' and Kajagoogoo (not Limahl)? Or maybe it jazz fusion or something Nik Kershaw was into (and really wanted to be playing)?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:58 (six years ago) link

Fuck, the way JD looked at the camera just then.
Also Black Lace, cheers for that. Actually I think there were only two of them and the rest were session musicians.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:58 (six years ago) link

I love how this episode reached it's absolute nadir at the very end, and this episode had 'The Riddle' being played throughout for some weird reason.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:58 (six years ago) link

You know how Goebells really really liked schlager music, and made sure that the German record industry during WW2 basically only produced schlager? So that that seemingly inoffensive light music was actually really political from then on? Well I've always thought that Black Lace are the kind of act that Goebells would have liked.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link

There used to be more. They were a Butlins band, their first single was "Bohemian Rhapsody", they may have been the first band I saw live..

Mark G, Friday, 10 November 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link

xxp I also like how their whole attitude to 'Do They Know It's Christmas?" at this point is "eh, it's just another charity record". They had no idea how big it would be.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link

Is this next one a repeat of Thursday's ep? Nick Heyward again... this sorta slap bass-tastic "funky" track really doesn't suit him at all... he really left Haircut 100 for this!?

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

xxp I also like how their whole attitude to 'Do They Know It's Christmas?" at this point is "eh, it's just another charity record". They had no idea how big it would be.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, November 10, 2017 9:02 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, absolutely! We're into the whole build-up to Live Aid period now essentially... it's going to be interesting following this from now into the post-Live Aid period.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:09 (six years ago) link

Yeah, it's a repeat of Thursday's episode... still gonna watch it anyway!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:09 (six years ago) link

this sorta slap bass-tastic "funky" track really doesn't suit him at all...

... with wanky whammy-barred 80s Guitar Mag solo.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

Ha, yeah! It sounds like it was written to be a hit, but instead of writing a decent song they instead came up with a list of things that were popular in the mid '80s and smashed 'em together and hoped that'd do!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:20 (six years ago) link

Listening to Peel's and Vance's voices doing the chart rundown is making me seriously miss 'em both. Peel for all the obvious reasons, but I always enjoyed Vance enthusiastically talking about the joys of rrrrrock in that inimitable voice of his.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link

It's funny, "Warning Sign" was the first Nick record I liked/ bought.

Mark G, Saturday, 11 November 2017 00:31 (six years ago) link

You know how Goebells really really liked schlager music, and made sure that the German record industry during WW2 basically only produced schlager? So that that seemingly inoffensive light music was actually really political from then on? Well I've always thought that Black Lace are the kind of act that Goebells would have liked.

Black Lace do remind me of schlager. Every part of continental Europe has an equivalent.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 00:47 (six years ago) link

Hang the fuck on, did Roy Wood re-record this!?

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

Wikipedia says yes, because they wanted to re-release it but couldn't find the original tapes.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link

Heh! I thought there was something off about that version... I prefer the original, naturally.

I keep forgetting how well arranged 'We All Stand Together' is for a song aimed at children, it's McCartney taking 'Yellow Submarine' to an extreme...

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

Ooh, I didn't know Bronski Beat did a TOTP performance of this... one of their lesser known hits, but I've always liked this one.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

There's lots of Style Council songs I like... this isn't one of 'em!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

OH GOD, NOT THIS! FUCK OFF!

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

Okay, so now we can wash away the memories of Foreigner with... *sighs* ... Thompson Twins.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

TOTP Christmas 1984 drinking game: down a shot every time someone with a mullet appears.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 15 December 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

Hahahaha! I bet it absolutely crushed Simon Le Bon's soul at the time to have to introduce Paul Young.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 15 December 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link

It's bizarre how normal Frankie Goes to Hollywood look in comparison to some of the mega mulleted folks like Le Bon and Young...

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 15 December 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link

Also LOL at Weller miming Bono's line on 'Do They Know It's Christmas?'

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Friday, 15 December 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Russ Abbott's 'Atmosphere':

  • worse than I remember
  • cheaper sounding production than I remember
  • forgot about the Frankie Goes To Hollywood reference
  • does the bass synth rip off 'I Feel Love'?

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 19 January 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

(what is with the 1981 repeats btw?)

koogs, Friday, 19 January 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link

Don't know. I thought they were trying to get through the episodes quicker, then I read the episode dates and realised they were repeats. Of repeats.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 19 January 2018 21:36 (six years ago) link

'81 > '85 fwiw

koogs, Saturday, 20 January 2018 12:03 (six years ago) link

Big Sound Authority ... these guys are going to be big, apparently!

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link

Ksssssss

Mark G, Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:34 (six years ago) link

Art of Noise, featuring the "Hey!" sound that ends up in Prodigy's 'Firestarter'.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link

Oddly I thought this Colourfield track was from later in the 80s.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link

Maybe because the lyrics, arrangement, and general performance pre-empt The Beautiful South.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

We're barely into 1985 and already I'm wondering what the fuck happened!

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link

lol King!

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

Featuring future MTV VJ Paul King!

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

"We're going to see Foreigner now"

Hmm yeah, no we're fucking not, mate!

*grabs remote*

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

ABBA mk 2 - lol at how the video really tries hard to minimise the height difference between Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link

x-post:

Ha yeah, I remember seeing an interview Paul King did with Richey from the Manics, and Richey found some way of getting a dig in at him about it.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Thursday, 25 January 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

xxp 10 year old snoball thought this Foreigner track was a bit depressing but I think of it as a bunch of self pitying posturing toss.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 25 January 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

Paul King still had that fuck-awful mullet even in the early 90s.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 25 January 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

Still, be did revive DMs as a fashion item.

Mark G, Thursday, 25 January 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link

Get your boots on!

dorsalstop, Thursday, 25 January 2018 20:36 (six years ago) link

> lol King!

i remember a friend was excitedly planning to go see King play in gloucestershire somewhere but they cancelled and did totp instead.

koogs, Thursday, 25 January 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

Just realised that Paul King looks like one of my co-workers in a bad mullet wig.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link

Phil Collins nailing the 'Del Boy from Only Fools & Horses pretending to be a yuppie' look.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 26 January 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link

Bruce Springsteen is "America's answer to Russ Abbott" and Prince is "another American". Who knew?

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Saturday, 27 January 2018 23:58 (six years ago) link

Maybe it's because of the repetition of the performances on endless clip shows but parts of tonight's episode feel like they happened last month.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

Shaky with a song that sounds like something mid 80s Rod would have passed on for being too shit.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link

It's not on here yet!

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

Straight out of the gate with some Glenn Frey yuppie music this episode..

...I'd never seen the video to 'Be Near Me' by ABC before... that song should have been fucking huge.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link

xp I was catching up on last night's programme.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:40 (six years ago) link

All of REO Speedwagon's hairstyles can fuck off.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:40 (six years ago) link

Pat Benatar - another singer who was big in the US but hardly known in the UK apart from a couple of singles.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link

More like REO Shitewagon...

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link

I was and still am always amused by how far off Simon Bates' predictions were: "These guys are going to be huge!" *tumbleweeds*

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

I've never really considered 'The Heat Is On' to be yuppie music because I associate it so heavily with 'Beverley Hills Cop'.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

Y'know when people say "the '80s were shit" or take the piss out of the fashions etc., this is the exact era of the '80s they mean. 1985 feels like it's worlds away from 1981 etc., not a few years away. The drop in quality from even the preceding year has been noticeable.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

This video for 'Easy Lover' is fucking awful - I always remembered it as being quite slick but the 'candid' bits make Phillip Bailey & Phil Collins seem very punchable.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link

More like REO Shitewagon...

Classic song and video!

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Friday, 9 February 2018 23:45 (six years ago) link

"Prince's girlfriend Madonna" ???

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

One of my favourite Prince stories is from Madonna: she went to his place to discuss a possible collaboration, and Prince's chef had set out a massive amount of food on the dining table. Madonna was shovelling food into her mouth when she noticed the purple one wasn't eating. "Aren't you going to have anything?" she asked. "No" whispered Prince.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 16 February 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

Hey look another shit UK Eurovision entry.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 22 February 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

Whistle Test never looked older or grayer.

koogs, Friday, 23 February 2018 21:24 (six years ago) link

I'd forgotten how shit and cheesy the video to 'View To A Kill' was.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link

Also I'd forgotten how shit and cheesy a lot of these videos from 1985 were.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link

There's very little about 'A View to a Kill' that's aged well - I actually don't mind the song itself, but the production is really lumpen and the video, as you say, is cheesy and shit. Particularly when Simon le Bon goes into his Bond spiel.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link

If the cracks were starting to show on Seven and the Ragged Tiger, Le Bon's bum note at Live Aid was the moment it all smashed to pieces.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link

Pure 1985 toss so far tonight. It says something that I'm actually almost glad to see Fish's "oh I just smelled a really noxious fart" gurning face.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:40 (six years ago) link

I have a lot of time for Robert Palmer but Power Station's cover of T Rex's 'Get It On' is fuck awful. Also I'm fairly sure Bowie saw this and thought "I can do way worse that this" and then formed Tin Machine.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link

It's been said upthread already but 1985 is peak 'shite video with huge budget'.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link

Basically everyone got a tonne of cash to make whatever crazy video they wanted no matter how 3rd rate their singles were.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

Depeche Mode break new ground by having half a shopping trolley on stage.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

Steve Wright and Mike Read really are the ultimate when it comes to guys who think they're cool but totally aren't cool.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link

It's been said upthread already but 1985 is peak 'shite video with huge budget'.

― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, March 2, 2018 7:46 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Basically everyone got a tonne of cash to make whatever crazy video they wanted no matter how 3rd rate their singles were.

― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, March 2, 2018 7:47 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hah, yeah! Although we're in peak MTV territory now, aren't we? This was, after all, the year even Dire Straits were singing about MTV - although I think MTV Europe was a couple of years away from launching. But yeah, you can tell that people are basically competing against each other for screen time at this point - huge video budgets thrown at terrible songs etc. - the thinking clearly being that if the song doesn't grab 'em, the video will. Duran Duran and Michael Jackson have a lot to fucking answer for.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link

Looking at the Be Near Me video by ABC on Youtube and it has more than double the number of views that When Smokey Sings has which was a much bigger hit in the UK. Was Be Near Me on an episode of Twilight or something? I know it was club hit in the States..

piscesx, Friday, 2 March 2018 23:20 (six years ago) link

No-one really had a clue what to do at this point in the 80s, did they? Should I wear a jacket and then not tuck my shirt in?

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

Whoever picks the music for Co-Op in-store radio clearly watches this programme, since Bryan Ferry's 'Slave To Love' was playing while I was buying some chocolate yesterday.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link

Has Alexei Sayle been on yet? That's the all time low point for me before House music comes along to save the day.

piscesx, Thursday, 8 March 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXEXO1YHpmQ

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link

Bane of the cheap musical keyboard section of WH Smith's in the mid 80s, Harold Faltermeyer's 'Axel F'.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link

Late 80s sighted with the first mention of the Fine Young Cannibals.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

Alexei has been on, yes.

Mark G, Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

Since 'Ullo John Gotta New Motor'?

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link

(where he looks alarmingly like someone I used to work for)

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 15 March 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link

Stephen Fry in his 2nd book of memoirs says that, the first time he caught Alexei on telly (very early 80s) he found him "frightening". People aren't frightening on telly nowadays are they? It's all a lot more cuddly. I wonder if that's a good thing..

piscesx, Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link

Caught up with a load of these I had recorded the other day. I was in a strange situation as a kid without my own record player: my dad didn't trust me to put the stylus down carefully enough so insisted on doing it himself. As a consequence of this, he said I couldn't buy singles, only albums, as he didn't want me calling him every three minutes to change the record. I put up with this for several years until my patience snapped in the period of 1985 that they've just been showing (when I was 11). For some reason it was We Close Our Eyes by Go West that broke the camel's back and then I started buying 7 inches with my pocket money: Scritti Politti - The Word Girl, Duran Duran - View To A Kill, Depeche Mode - Shake The Disease, Mai Tai - History, Harold Faltermeyer - Axel F (which have all been on recently) and a mediocre comedy version of '19' about cricket by Rory Bremner (which thankfully hasn't featured). Then my dad finally gave in and got me a record player for my 12th birthday.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

Can anyone remember any reason why they only played about ten seconds of the You'll Never Walk Alone (the charity song for the Bradford fire) when it was number one in the charts?

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:10 (six years ago) link

No specific reason that I recall. Charity singles became much more numerous in the late 80s.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link

It's because Rolf Harris and Dave Lee Travis feature prominently on the video.

It was originally broadcast in full but been cut from the reruns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKTe2o6q6xY

SecondhandDaylight, Friday, 23 March 2018 10:47 (six years ago) link

Ah, right. If they can do that, you'd think they could show us all the episodes the keep missing out because their presented some Yewtree case or other, just cut out the bits linking the songs.

Having watched that video: is that bloke with the dyed red hair and sunglasses the cockney from Auf Wiedersehen Pet who died?

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link

Well spotted yeah that's him, jeez he died a few months later.

piscesx, Friday, 23 March 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link

Didn't he have a band? Or did his character have a band? Or both?

Oh, The Heavy Metal Kids / the Kids.

Big in Norway, apparently

koogs, Friday, 23 March 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link

And were on TOTP before.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 23 March 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link

They're mentioned upthread. Seems like a long time ago relative to 1985.
I'd forgotten all about Russ Abbott's follow-up single to 'Atmosphere' but boy does that video bring the horror crashing back.
We're really on the edge of the '85-'86 plastic seaside bowler hats era of TOTP aren't we.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 23 March 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

'Johnny Come Home' by Fine Young Cannibals - I don't think I really appreciated it at the time, but it's great. I had no memory of the 'dancing' by the guitarist and bass player from The Beat - did they keep doing this on the later songs?

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 29 March 2018 11:40 (six years ago) link

My memory is that the bass player always danced like that with The Beat but the guitarist only started doing it later on and got sillier as he went and he ended up being known as the guy in The Beat and FYC who did the funny dance - which always kind of annoyed me.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 March 2018 11:43 (six years ago) link

Me and my OH had a month long spell of constantly singing "Love & Pride" thanks to TOTP on BBC 4.

chap, Thursday, 29 March 2018 12:05 (six years ago) link

xxp did they keep doing this on later songs? did they ever!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxWCpwOhplQ

piscesx, Thursday, 29 March 2018 12:34 (six years ago) link

This pleases me

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 29 March 2018 12:53 (six years ago) link

FYC, yes a perfect blend, smooth soul vocals, great songs and the marvellous rhythm section of the Beat

Dr X O'Skeleton, Thursday, 29 March 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link

Paul King is a posing twit.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link

"recorded on the south coast of Britain"

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link

Tuning in now to find Phil Collins bellowing 'Take Me Home' while rocking his mid '80s almost-skullet and wearing a jacket which nobody should require ... gotta say, I saw the vid for this on a previous episode and I was struck by how much the video just didn't fit the song.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link

This episode is some real 1985 style barrel scrapping.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

Dio gazing into his crystal ball, though!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link

crystal bollocks more like

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link

Kate Bush's 'Running Up That Hill' sounding like a transmission from another planet compared to most of this shite.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link

shut up Peter Powell you faux-earnest self promoting twit.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link

OTM. I just wish they'd played the whole video. The further we get into 1985, the more I wonder what the fuck people were thinking... even compared with 1984, each episode is increasingly looking like a mardi gras of fashion disasters. Peter Powell obviously thinking he's the mutts nuts as well.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

They are repeating 1983 shows as well.

Which is nice - I was going to save a couple of those for posterity but my Tivo deleted them....

Anyway, those ones are looking much better than the 1985 ones.

Mark G, Friday, 6 April 2018 11:02 (six years ago) link

Watched some of this yesterday, even more assured in my view of 1985 as the nadir of the decade, also getting to stuff I can remember watching, which is an odd feeling.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 6 April 2018 11:05 (six years ago) link

Bizarre to think that Jack Your Body and Pump Up The Volume are just around the corner.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 6 April 2018 11:07 (six years ago) link

I can't see it getting much better until about 1988 or 1989, tbh... but it'll be interesting viewing for that reason!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 6 April 2018 13:34 (six years ago) link

Just catching up and seen the one with Opus doing Live is Life in the studio. You would think that would obviously be the low point, but Denise Lasalle's 'My Toot Toot' is actually even worse, far worse than I remember. It's basically the birdie song.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 6 April 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link

i quite like 'toot toot' tbh, am all for zydeco joints storming the charts

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Friday, 6 April 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link

This 1985 stuff is wonderful fun. There was a top ten last month that was classic after classic.

There's no 'Kayleigh' love here?

kraudive, Friday, 6 April 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link

Has the one with Fish doing a Dylan with the lyrics on white cards been shown yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mmy6r7OLF8

piscesx, Saturday, 7 April 2018 00:20 (six years ago) link

No, that one hasn't charted yet, it's still Kayleigh sinking out the charts. (That's if I've actually caught up, I might still be one or two episodes behind)

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 7 April 2018 10:06 (six years ago) link

Has this finished for the time being? Not showing up on my planner anymore.

groovypanda, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

Sky at night this Thursday, Young musician of the year on Friday. Epg will only have 8 days info in it so you won't see next week yet.

I am about 3 months behind. It has lost a lot of its appeal.

koogs, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link

There’s no Top Of The Pops tomorrow, cos of BBC Young Musician. And next week it’s The Sky At Night on Thursday, and BBC Young Musician on Friday. #TOTP

— Top Of The Pops Facts (@TOTPFacts) April 5, 2018

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link

Ah, you've already said that

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link

The 1983 shows are still being re-repeated

Mark G, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link

"Tarzan Boy" - everything about this is weird. The lyrics, the oversized suit, the intro from Steve Wright. Actually it's a good example of that type of Steve Wright intro where you initially think he's pretending to be overly excited as a piss-take, but then you realise that he genuinely is that over-excited.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 19 April 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

He has every right to be; it’s a great record!

breastcrawl, Thursday, 19 April 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link

Caught up on three episodes: I Wonder If I Take You Home was good, the rest was pretty forgettable.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 22 April 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

Has the one with Fish doing a Dylan with the lyrics on white cards been shown yet?

On now.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 3 May 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

I like 'Lavender' in the context on the album, but this performance of it is cringeworthy as fuck. Best part of it is where he yanks the page and it doesn't tear and he has to catch up. So many close up shots of Fish's sweaty visage.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 3 May 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

*of

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 3 May 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link

Hahaha Jagger and Bowie ... this video never gets old!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 3 May 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

Whoever got Bowie and Jagger to camp it up for this video is a genius. Although come to think of it they probably didn't need much persuasion.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 3 May 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

BACK IN THE USSR!!!111!1 O_O

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 3 May 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

It's 1985, when the last thing anyone thought about the Soviet Union was that it would collapse five years later.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 3 May 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link

Jagger drinking from that can that just appears out of nowhere.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 3 May 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ffs Midge Ure's preening wanker performance

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 18 May 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link

Simon Bates in 'not actually totally wrong' prediction action - 'Back To The Future' was a massive Christmas movie, back when that was actually a thing.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 18 May 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

Midge Ure is basically a secondary school math teacher who thinks he's cool.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 18 May 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

I like Midge's voice and his playing on Ultravox records, but watching him in old clips is a different thing.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 18 May 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

Oh yeah his guitar playing on 'New Europeans' is one of my favourite Ultravox bits and his singing on the entire 'Vienna' album totally fits the songs. It's just after that record that Ultravox turned into a pretentious band who thought they were clever, and Ure's solo stuff has the same issues. Don't know how they managed to avoid that on 'Vienna' when amongst other things the album is called 'Vienna' and opens with a 7 minute instrumental.
Maybe it's because back in 1985 we didn't get to see music videos as often and were more likely to become familiar with a song through being played on the radio, but I don't remember thinking 'If I Was' was a terrible record at the time, in fact 11 year old snoball quite liked it. It's only when I see the video that as well, especially the pleated trousers and the pen and paper writing mime.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 18 May 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link

Still maintain Colonel Abrams was the first big proto-House record. I'm sure house nerds can say otherwise.

piscesx, Friday, 18 May 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

Five Star in "about to get really really shit financial advice" action.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

I'd like to ask Five Star why they're so FUCKING CRAP! They're f...

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 24 May 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

they had some good songs imo - system addict, find the time, the slightest touch

has been about 30 years since i heard any of those though so

chant down basildon (NickB), Thursday, 24 May 2018 22:04 (five years ago) link

I fuck with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68suo6ge38M

piscesx, Thursday, 24 May 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

...plus “Love Take Over”, “All Fall Down”, “Let Me Be The One”... They had lots of good songs. Still love to play ‘em whenever I remind myself/am reminded of them.

breastcrawl, Thursday, 24 May 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

Lol ilm

kraudive, Friday, 25 May 2018 13:01 (five years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/schedules/p00fzl6b
So apparently the only picture of Midge Ure the BBC webmasters had to illustrate tonight's episode of TOTP came from Mike Read's Pop Quiz.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

Iron Maiden! Yes, something with class.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

CAMEO! This isn't actually a bad episode so far.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

I foresee the purchase of a red codpiece in Larry Blackmon's future...

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

John Parr seemed superold to 11 year old snoball but it turns out that he was 33 when that single was released. Although he still seems kind of old even at 33. Also it doesn't help that the synth horns are so 1985 and it was the title song of a terrible movie about yuppie wankers that actually seemed to side with the yuppie wankers.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

Did Gary Davis ever actually blink? Like ever?

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link

He's looking sweatier than usual this episode!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

This Red Box video seems like something from present day Eurovision.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

Memo to Midge: you cannot dance. Stop it.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link

Midge Ure can eat shit.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

Midge's ego was probably at its peak around this time: The success of Ultravox, Band Aid/Live Aid, this going to number one. He probably thought he was the mutts nuts by this point.

The album this is off has a version of 'Living in the Past' so awful it has to be heard to be believed.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

Mark King played bass on that album. The reissue had a cover of The Man Who Sold The World. All post-Band-Aid hype innit. He’d never have had a big hit without that. Had Live Aid happened yet by the date of this broadcast?

piscesx, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

Mark King has been popping up on TV quite a fair bit recently, as a guest on Pointless and at Nigel Kennedy's Biggest Weekend gig.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

xp Live Aid was July 1985, this week's TOTP was from October.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

Ah gotcha. an awful year for music, the worst year ever aside from maybe 1996. That real mid point after all the amazing new pop but before all the House.

piscesx, Thursday, 31 May 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

1996 was in no way a terrible year for music, but I sorta agree with you about 1985 - plenty of decent music was released that year, but you wouldn't think it based on what was getting shown.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 31 May 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

Entroducing, Second Toughest, In Sides, Odelay, Fuzzy Logic, Sweetback, Walking Wounded

All 96

groovypanda, Friday, 1 June 2018 10:05 (five years ago) link

There are no terrible years for music.

Mark G, Friday, 1 June 2018 10:14 (five years ago) link

Just catching up on tonight's episode. Elton FFS just admit you're going bald.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 1 June 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

Nothing sums up the blandness of 1985 like Level 42.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 1 June 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

Tight lipped Geography teacher type Peter Powell doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would even have a 'favourite dance record'.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 1 June 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

Wait has he actually tucked his jumper into his jeans?

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 1 June 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

There's a bit in one of the Depeche DVDs where the plugger is saying how important it is that Powell has started to play their records. This is in like.. 84 or whatever. Maybe not 'dance' per se, but hey.

piscesx, Friday, 1 June 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

I missed it :( Fortunately it's on again after this African music doc.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 1 June 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

Nothing sums up the blandness of anything like Level 42.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 1 June 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

xxp that reminds me of the bit in 'The Manual' that namechecks Bruno Brookes.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Friday, 1 June 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

Totally see what you mean about the future Sir Elton - there's a proper '85 vintage mullet there but you just know there's fuck all under that hat.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 1 June 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link

Must be peak Elton-Coke period this?

piscesx, Friday, 1 June 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

Ultimate Classic Rock suggests 86's Leather Jackets as his worst era, vague recollection that ILX thinks much the same, that must have been recorded around late 85.

piscesx, Friday, 1 June 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

Coke'n'Booze Elton was at his worst physically in 86-87. There are concert photos of him from that period where he looks like complete shit. It's amazing how quickly he seemed to clean up - 88-90's Bejewelled Hat Elton looks more like someone who's been clean for a decade or more.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 2 June 2018 09:55 (five years ago) link

lol @ "Bejewelled Hat Elton" ... I thought he came off all that stuff in 1990? He still looks plenty ill on the sleeve of Sleeping With the Past ...

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 2 June 2018 11:16 (five years ago) link

This video for 'Nikita' is dreadful. Oh look it's Necros from 'The Living Daylights'.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 7 June 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

Matt Bianco: "a bunch of wankers"

2018 has to be better (snoball), Thursday, 7 June 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

There's a 'rejected Bond theme' feel to this Dee C Lee song.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

Who the fuck is this Paul Jordan character?

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Friday, 15 June 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

A mid-80s Radio 1 DJ who wasn't at the station very long. Mainly filling in for other DJs. He doesn't have that irritation factor that most Radio 1 DJs of the time had, and that perversely caused them to stay around.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 16 June 2018 10:02 (five years ago) link

I mean if I behaved at work like Bruno Brookes in the mid 80s, I'd either get chinned by someone or probably fired. Although I don't work for the BBC, especially not the BBC in the 80s.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 16 June 2018 10:04 (five years ago) link

mid-80s Radio 1 DJ who wasn't at the station very long. Mainly filling in for other DJs. He doesn't have that irritation factor that most Radio 1 DJs of the time had, and that perversely caused them to stay around.

He certainly looked the part.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 June 2018 11:08 (five years ago) link

From the website of Sandgrounder Radio (Local Radio for Southport, Sefton and the Liverpool City Region),

Paul has been a big part of radio across the North West for as long as anyone can remember. Initially as a presenter, Paul has managed some of the biggest stations on the dial. Winning a few awards along the way too! He’s presented on Radio 1 and hosted ‘Top of the Pops’ on the telly. Paul is thrilled to be back where he belongs, behind the microphone on Sandgrounder Radio.

'Back where he belongs' - that's a low blow.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 June 2018 11:11 (five years ago) link

Yeah, some real Partridge-level desperation in that blurb.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 09:47 (five years ago) link

Shakin' Stevens looks like he's performing 'Merry Christmas Everyone' at gunpoint.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 29 June 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

Fuck me that key change.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 29 June 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

Gary Davis: "Well that could be the Christmas #1" SPOILERS it was.
Shaky at number 10 followed by the Pet Shop Boys at number 9 - this is the turning point for young snoball musically. I'd become a bit bored with music at this point in 1985 but everything was about to change.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 29 June 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

Mark Knopfler really wished he was Bruce Springsteen here, didn't he?

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

There's a Spitting Image parody song called 'Born In The UK of A' or something, but I can't it anywhere.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

Mr Mister - ably demonstrating how to look like complete wankers in early 1986. Particularly the lead singer and his white cowboy boots.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

Pet Shop Boys' video for 'West End Girls': Neil looks 16 while Chris looks like someone who might be able to sell you drugs, or possibly an undercover policeman who will arrest you for trying to buy drugs from him.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 19 July 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

Very late with this but I had no idea Paul Jordan made it to TotP. He was one of those slick local commercial radio guys (on 194 Radio City in Liverpool around 1981-83) who had a kind of garrulous, flirty, self-deprecating schtick... weirdly I remember him only because he used to refer to himself as “Wally” Jordan...and that was the name of the Cabbage Patch Kid doll we bought my cousin in the US that Xmas.

Memories, eh?

Michael Jones, Thursday, 19 July 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

Here's Ozzy Osbourne dressed like someone's gran.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 2 August 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

I always remember the lyrics to Belouis Some's 'Imagination' as being "Emasculation... could make a man of you".

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 2 August 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

Paul Hardcastle here showing Jan Hammer how to really look like a nobhead with a keytar.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 9 August 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

1986 hits 'peak 1986' early with Sigue Sigue Sputnik.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 17 August 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

Alexander O'Neil modelling the must-have fashion disaster item of 1986, the combination tweed trench coat / boiler suit.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 17 August 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

That sounds so incredible I don't want to watch and spoil it.

piscesx, Friday, 17 August 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

Not recommended for the fuller figured man tbh. Nice to see reggae was still getting in the charts in '86.

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Friday, 17 August 2018 23:19 (five years ago) link

I remember that Sigue Sigue Sputnik performance, and I remember likening it to a hit of poppers: fantastic for the first minute, then you're just left with a numbed-out headache.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 18 August 2018 11:12 (five years ago) link

I remember that it should have been lots of flash bang wallop riz riz boom. And it was four or five blokes standing around, plus two drummers.

Mark G, Saturday, 18 August 2018 11:47 (five years ago) link

Some national newspapers around the time were all 'this band is terrible' mock outrage kind of thing, which got 12 year old snoball interested because I remembered similar media coverage with Frankie Goes To Hollywood two years previously. But the reality was that Frankie genuinely were exciting while SSS were just a bit dull and repetitive.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 18 August 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

'Love Missile F1-11' is a 30 second song repeated six times to make a 3 minute single, and '21st Century Boy' is basically the same basic backing track with some rockabilly guitars and a Billy Idol impersonation.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6fudSHb0js
Even Bowie can't make this song sound repetitive.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link

I mean can't make this song not sound repetitive

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

Tonight's episode, featuring Simon Bates as a your friendly late night bigoted taxi driver.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

That dark brown leather jacket screams "I'm a wanker and it's 1986".

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

Despite recently not turning out to be an Operation Yewtree suspect, Cliff ironically looks like Gary Glitter in this video for 'Living Doll'.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

Some national newspapers around the time were all 'this band is terrible' mock outrage kind of thing
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/IUgAAOSw0fFZe6Yt/s-l500.jpg

everything, Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

As if Paul Morley was in any place to judge SSS.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

I remember the video for 'A Different Corner' but I'd forgotten about that fuck-awful mullet. It's like George went to Noel Edmonds' barber.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 31 August 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

Criminally this might be Falco's only UK TV appearance.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 31 August 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

Although this week they play the excellent video. Pity Gary Davis is prattling on over the top of it.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 14 September 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

Just Say No smoke up in a bathroom in the White House (allegedly)

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 14 September 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

"George Michael and 'A Different Corner'" although apparently not a different photo because it's the BBC and they'll just use a still from the video to 'Careless Whisper' like it's still 1984.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sly Fox - "Let's Go All The Way" – Classic or Dud?

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bXIL0DTJGo

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Thursday, 11 October 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link

"My Favourite Waste Of Mime"

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Friday, 19 October 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link

Quite a trajectory in UK pop during these years. Until about 78 - when punk had caught up with the charts - TOTP was mostly a parade of appalling novelty records and MOR. Then for a few years we had an injection of experimental, interesting pop records - until 83/4, then mostly trash again. I generalise of course. Watching these re-runs is like a graph of my interest in pop music during the late 70s/80s.

Dr X O'Skeleton, Thursday, 25 October 2018 11:42 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Pete Cetera looks like a serial killer in this video.

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Thursday, 8 November 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

Oh my god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVR9JykPC-0

chap, Saturday, 10 November 2018 01:02 (five years ago) link

Steve Wright: "OK, so this week I'm going to dress like a complete tosser by wearing jeans, a shirt, and a jumper."
Peter Powell: "Hold my beer..." (grabs tie)

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

Peter Powell: "Also I won't bother to shave for extra creep points."

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

I think Holiday Rap could be my favourite novelty record.

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 16 November 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

Has any pop star in history had more bad haircuts than Howard Jones?

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Friday, 23 November 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link

Chris Waddle?

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 23 November 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince WTF?!?!

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Thursday, 29 November 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

That seems ridiculously early as I think of Will Smith as a very 90s act.

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Thursday, 29 November 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

Yeah, he didn't even get top billing in them days

Mark G, Friday, 30 November 2018 12:18 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

wow does Shaky look bored here

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Friday, 14 December 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

Top class silliness from Duran Duran. They (most of the time) don't take themselves too seriously, one of the reasons I prefer them to Spandau Ballet. I've always liked 'Notorious', to the point where I think it might be their best 80s track after 'Rio'.

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Friday, 14 December 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

The video for 'Take My Breath Away' was shown a lot on TV at the time, but until now I never noticed that the singer's jumpsuit appeared to be smeared with excrement on one side.

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Friday, 14 December 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link

Take two Yamaha DX7 keyboards into the shower? Yes, because we're Mick Hucknall's backing band.

the battering ram's rolling (snoball), Thursday, 27 December 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

My theory is that Falco looks cool because he's not afraid to come across as a fool. Everyone else so far this episode has been far too worried about seeming credible.

the battering ram's rolling (snoball), Thursday, 27 December 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

John Peel on TOTP is this guy basically

https://local.theonion.com/awful-man-offers-witty-acerbic-take-on-everything-he-s-1819570846

piscesx, Thursday, 24 January 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

That was his last edition supposedly for years, you can see why.

piscesx, Thursday, 24 January 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link

Gary Davis: "One of the hottest disco records around" - he's just not trying to be cool at this point. Or maybe trying too hard?

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link

Also why is he dressed like a scout leader?

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

Also I remember watching Man 2 Man Meets Mann Parrish when it was first broadcast but the obvious gay subtext went completely over nearly-13-year-old snoball's head.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

As a kid at the time if you weren't aware of gay subcultures it could be mistaken for that Athena poster aesthetic?

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 1 February 2019 08:45 (five years ago) link

I had said at the time, it was the one record "since" that actually reminded me of the Velvet Underground!

Mark G, Friday, 1 February 2019 09:30 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"With the full support of the British record industry" here's another completely unknown singer representing the UK at Eurovision. This song only reached 96 in the UK singles chart.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 15 February 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

Which one was that?!

piscesx, Saturday, 16 February 2019 02:42 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAi1UfpXi-Y

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 16 February 2019 10:41 (five years ago) link

Yeah I have no memory of this either.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 16 February 2019 10:41 (five years ago) link

Still, the current entrant would dream of getting to 96 in the chart

Mark G, Saturday, 16 February 2019 13:32 (five years ago) link

I'd completely forgotten how awesome 'Meet El Presidente' is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6CLWV0JBU4

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link

Tom Jones looking like Gene Simmons taking a dump.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

Has any pop star in history had more bad haircuts than Howard Jones?

― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Friday, 23 November 2018 19:52 (two months ago)

Chris Waddle?

― the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 23 November 2018 22:50 (two months ago)

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

'Diamond Lights' is bad but still miles better than Robson & Fucking Jerome.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:52 (five years ago) link

I bought Meet El Presidente. And Diamonds Lights, I'm slightly embarrassed to admit. Not that I've seen these yet - I'm still working my way through all the 1986 ones I recorded.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 22 February 2019 00:06 (five years ago) link

snoball hates Johnny Hates Jazz

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 28 February 2019 19:34 (five years ago) link

...although child snoball liked 'Wishing I Was Lucky' by Wet Wet Wet so something something narcissism of small differences something something

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 28 February 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

Also I really liked Marillon's 'Incommunicado' but holy shit does Fish really look like someone I work with wearing a wig.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 1 March 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

From Erasure with 'Victim Of Love' to Victim Of Fashion featuring Gary Davies in one of Jonathan Ross's cast-offs.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 7 March 2019 19:36 (five years ago) link

Breakdance on the street with Andy Warhol carrying your boombox.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 14 March 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

Also "Star Trekkin'" is also the worst #1 for a while.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 14 March 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

Soooooooooooo bad that I used 'also' twice in the same sentence. Also (cough) my father had a copy of The Firm's album on cassette. Wikipedia simply lists them as The Firm (novelty band). Even fucking Black Lace don't get called that.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:06 (five years ago) link

Broken English, tho!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link

In addition to 'Diamond Lights', I also bought 'Star Trekkin'. I was on a bit of a roll in 1987.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 15 March 2019 16:55 (five years ago) link

OK so again it's the time where I roll out the story where I was so enamoured with PSB's 'It's A Sin' that I recorded it off the radio again and again until it filled up the entirety of one side of a C90 cassette.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link

Chris Lowe rocking the PPG Wave 2.3 and Emulator combo. Going from Bruce Willis murdering 'Under the Boardwalk' to this is the very definition of one extreme to the other quality-wise.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link

Past-their-prime Simple Minds now murdering 'Promised You a Miracle' ... what an awful version. Awful mullet, too.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link

Seriously now, who the fuck was buying Cliff Richard records in 1987?

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

"'I Want' from George Michael" ... HA!!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

Pet Shop Boys and George Michael basically rescue an otherwise grim Top 10. As for the number one - it took three years to get from 'Relax' to this!?

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

WTF is with John Farnham's keyboard player?

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link

I'm pretty sure I watched this episode when it was on, at least I remember seeing the Pet Shop Boys doing It's A Sin on TOTP. obviously I would've seen other TOTP before this but we're now getting to the time when I was actually paying attention to it (I was 10 when this first aired). really looking forward to 1988 tbh, house music was my favourite music when I was 12

Colonel Poo, Friday, 15 March 2019 20:06 (five years ago) link

I remember bits of this one from first time round as well, mainly because I had the 'Lookin' mag with Star Trekkin on the cover and then it was on telly. Super vivid memory considering I was 6.

Probably explains subliminally why I liked hard house for a bit at the end of the next decade too (for shame).

raise my chicken finger (Willl), Friday, 15 March 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link

Ben Beret-Voluvent looking like a poor man's Bill Mackenzie, with only a fraction of the talent.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 21 March 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link

I keep saying this about various singers, but the singer of Black looks like someone I work with wearing a bad wig. Also all of Black's songs kind of sound the same - record company pressure to make every single sound like their first hit?

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 21 March 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

a-ha with a pretty good Bond theme - video is all edited up to bobbins though.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 21 March 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

xxp Ben has that unfortunate thing some pop stars do of wearing the same clothes now that they used to wear when they first became famous.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 21 March 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

After all that crap, I'm finding myself wanting to cheer at PSB knocking The Firm off #1...

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 21 March 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

eep saying this about various singers, but the singer of Black looks like someone I work with wearing a bad wig. Also all of Black's songs kind of sound the same - record company pressure to make every single sound like their first hit?

― just another country (snoball), Thursday, March 21, 2019 12:50 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

black is an artist name

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 March 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link

TOTP director and camera operators clearly had no idea how to shoot t'Boys, who resolutely stood completely still rather than jump around all over the stage like basically everyone else.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 21 March 2019 19:58 (five years ago) link

xp I always thought Black were a band for some reason.
Also, Simon Bates interviewing Genesis is PEAK 1-9-8-7.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 21 March 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link

Ha, that Genesis interview. Phil looking cream-crackered but still capable of having a laugh, Tony looking as insufferable as ever.

I don't need to see past their prime Simple Minds... *click*...

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 21 March 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link

Jim Kerr showing Bono how to really look and act like a pretentious cock on stage.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 21 March 2019 20:02 (five years ago) link

While murdering one of their classics! I wish they'd had an argument over musical differences circa Sparkle in the Rain and broke up then.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 21 March 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link

OK so they can say the full title of George Michael's 'I Want Your Sex' now that it's going down (unintentional pun) the charts?

just another country (snoball), Friday, 22 March 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

The 'larking about backstage' video for 'Throwing It All Away' making me wish I was watching a contemporaneous Dire Straits video instead.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 22 March 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link

I've never heard this Boy George track before - I guess the reason for this is that it has no melody whatsoever...

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 28 March 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link

SOLD! (Sold!)

Always believe in your... hey, wait!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 28 March 2019 19:34 (five years ago) link

I don't recall this Judy Boucher track. Number two???

Oh, a second hit. Its at no 35.

Mark G, Thursday, 28 March 2019 19:41 (five years ago) link

*groans* Kenny G in the chart rundown...

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 28 March 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link

*cheers& Hue & Cry in the chart rundown...

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 28 March 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link

Sam Fox with a song that's trying so hard to be Laura Brannigan's 'Self Control' but failing.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 28 March 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

So lemme see... Hot Chocolate Errol at what must be the tail end of his chart career, Samantha Fox, some awful Marillion at the tail end of Fish's stint, and Shakey clinging on for dear life... happy days!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 28 March 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

Ah, this Shaking Stevens song is written by Gary Glitter, let's put the Subtitles on and see what's it about..

... oh!

Mark G, Thursday, 28 March 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

fucking hell that dance routine...

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 28 March 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

Holy shit, so it is! Surprised that it wasn't cut from broadcast, in that case. Maybe they were counting on nobody picking up on it, or maybe the BBC themselves didn't.

Anyway, a passable number one, although still not one of Madonna's finest.

A depressing episode, this. No wonder acid house, grunge and Britpop had to happen.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 28 March 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link

Can it hurry up please?

We had the Jesus and Mary Chain on recently, (or as my mother had it earlier today "That band you like,"Mary and Joseph", you know...") but.

Mark G, Thursday, 28 March 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

The '80s really was a decade of two halves, wasn't it? Watching these 1987 episodes, it feels like the exciting pop future promised by 1980-1984 just didn't happen and instead we have Curiosity Killed the Cat. The dominance of Stock-Aitken-Waterman and Bros is just around the corner. The shift seems to happen around the time of the Band Aid single, and then after Live Aid pop music seems to go through this weirdly bland period with the occasional act (Prince, Pet Shop Boys, The Cure, Erasure etc.) brightening things up.

Of course, we all know that lots of great music was put out 1986-1988, but there seems to have been a higher level of crap around too and it feels like the artier end of pop wasn't getting much of a look in anymore. Could something like Japan's 'Ghosts' have become a hit in 1987 like it did in 1981? Somehow I doubt it. The charts had changed and what people were looking for from pop had changed. Sadly.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 28 March 2019 21:45 (five years ago) link

I think there are some tracks like "Ghosts" which were undeniable, and would have been hits at any time (not now, obv, charts have been successfully narrowcasted)

Mark G, Friday, 29 March 2019 07:27 (five years ago) link

Well, looks like Bananarama's metamorphosis into Stock-Aitken-Waterman puppets is now complete. Siobhan looking cool as fuck, but sadly will have fucked off within the year. Stock-Aitken-Waterman's reign of terror on the charts is, of course, just beginning. That Bruce Willis is still sticking around on the chart is fucking confounding.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

Humba ma layba a looowwhohhhoohhh...

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:36 (five years ago) link

I don't care who you are, there is no reason for anyone to wear a bass guitar that high. Lower your fucking strap!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link

Hue & Cry with Another Song About Thatcher(tm), although as 80s songs about Thatcher go, it's pretty good.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link

pseudosatisfaction, baby

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link

AAAARRRGH KENNY G FUCK OFF! *mute*

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH Peter Powell fuck off

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link

oh someone in the audience please jump up and grab that mic wire...

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link

This is funny to watch with the sound off. He looks like he's getting a bit overexcited. The subtitles say "HE PLAYS SOPRANO SAX" ...

... ah, Mel & Kim! *unmute*

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link

What the fuck was that?

koogs, Friday, 29 March 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

overexcited

It's really bad with the sound on.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

I take it I made the right call, then!

Wow, 'Catch' sounds really sluggish after 'La Bamba' ...

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

Los Lobos with that song where you know - or at least think you know - all the words despite not speaking a word of Spanish.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

Of course George Michael is the vocalist on this Boogie Box High version of 'Jive Talkin'!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

I thought it sounded like him!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:52 (five years ago) link

I can believe it if it turns out that the vocal was sped up.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boogie_Box_High
lol it is George as well!

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

Yeah, it sounds to me like it was sped up. A quick Google confirms that GM was unable to be credited for contractual reasons, and that Boogie Box High was GM's cousin!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

To think that Smash Hits wrote an "obituary" when Tennant left the mag, only for Tennant to become one of the best things about pop music in '87...

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 29 March 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link

"he'll be back in a year"

Although to be fair to SH, I look more like a pop star than Neil does in this picture:
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p01j0ltn.jpg

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 March 2019 21:45 (five years ago) link

Thinking back I'm sure that 'Labour Of Love' was one of the songs I had on my yearly 'I'm going on holiday for a week with my tedious family and need solid chart tunes to play incessantly on my Alba "walkman"' mixtape.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link

Also has Heart's 'Alone' ever been used in a TV advert for a financial services company?

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link

Aha I get it.

Posts ah, but that is what pop stars looked like back then. Elvis Costello, him off The Farmers Boys, Lol Kingmaker, ooh..

Mark G, Thursday, 4 April 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

Xposts not posts, damn spelling corrector!

Mark G, Thursday, 4 April 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

Labour of Love is fucking banger.

chap, Monday, 8 April 2019 00:09 (five years ago) link

Sherrick? Yeah I don't remember him either, but I do recall the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFZNPRSmyns

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link

Gary Davies' eye-popping lime green jacket is very 1987, particularly the rolled up sleeves which are p-similar to a jacket young snoball had at the time. Except mine was a far more tasteful black.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link

Also has Heart's 'Alone' ever been used in a TV advert for a financial services company?
― just another country (snoball)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS_aFMtmT60

Siegbran, Thursday, 11 April 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

Rickrolled by BBC4...

just another country (snoball), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link

Wax. Because "Gold & Gouldman" sounded too much like a law firm, I assume.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

Five Star. I would like to ask Five Star why they're so FUCKING CRAP, they're etc. etc.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

My problem with Five Star is that they're so boring. All their songs sound like shelved Jackson 5 demos.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link

Also, even though I lived through the 80s and was a teenager at this point, until these repeats I'd forgotten how frequently Five Star were on TOTP (and thinking about it, on TV in general at the time).

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link

Yeah, that's pretty much my beef with 'em as well. They seem like a diet version of what they should have been.

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Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:40 (five years ago) link

Metallica at 27! JAMC at 25!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:42 (five years ago) link

Sherrick's "I want to be the one they call your guy" seemed like an awkward line to me at the time, but it's not bad really. The production makes it sound like a record from earlier in the decade though.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link

Urgh. Bon Jovi.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:44 (five years ago) link

That photo of Wax in the chart rundown makes them look like two background henchmen fro Die Hard.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:44 (five years ago) link

"Remember when we lost the keys/and you lost more than that in my backseat, babe!" ... Urgh.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

"you lost more than that in my back seat baby"

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

lol ninja'd

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

I hate Bon Jovi but especially those slower songs that they seem to have calculatedly written specifically to appeal to women (that end up sounding super crepe anyway).

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link

The one positive thing I can say about Jon Bon Jovi / Bon Jovi is at least we're not watching Steve Tyler / Aerosmith.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

Yes! Prince! Some music of real quality!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link

The Smiths! Pet Shop Boys!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

All the good stuff they should have on the main section is in the Breakers!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

Oh god, look, it's Simon Cowell's first crime against music.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link

Prince back when he would actually write lines like "let's get to rammin'". One of my favourite Prince tracks.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link

I remember being kind of annoyed that I didn't get to see that PSB/Dusty video at the time.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

Sinitta's backing dancers were certainly, uh, something!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

They gave Spagna a lot more time than they'd normally allocate to the last (in studio) song of the show. Maybe because they were expecting to show a Michael Jackson video and couldn't?

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link

Didn't they have that same problem on another episode? To be fair, Michael Jackson didn't need Top of the Pops at all at that point!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 19 April 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

I was on board with this Then Jericho song but it went on too long and the singer started dancing around and preening like a twit. At least the Pet Shop Boys are here to show how not to make a total embarrassment of yourself in your own video.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 25 April 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

Speaking of making a total embarrassment of yourself, here's Wet Wet Wet with Marti Pellow acting like he's on Seaside Special in 1983. Also I feel that a young Robbie Williams saw this performance and cribbed all his stage moves from it.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 25 April 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

This episode worth the price of admission just to hear Gary Davies say "girlfriend in a coma" in his trademark Radio 1 Roadshow voice.
Also the line "up straight in the sunshine" from Black's 'Wonderful Life' always made me lol because I took it to be a reference to erections.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 25 April 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

Friday nights are my fave just because of this. So good! I just wish you could watch all of them on the app thing and not just the ones they’ve shown recently.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 25 April 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

T'Pau with one of their songs that isn't 'China in Your Hand', followed by Level 42 featuring Mark King in a vest and David Miliband on keyboards. So far, so grim.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link

Thank fuck those headstock-less basses fell out of fashion. They just look so wrong!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

'Heart And Soul' and 'China In Your Hand' are the only two T'Pau songs I'm even aware of.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

This WASP song has far fewer lyrics than you might think, even for a paint-by-numbers late 80s hair band.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

"Hey guys, what if we try and rip off Alice Cooper and KISS at the same time, but without the talent of either?"

just another country (snoball), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

Hey Matthew when you're watching TV hey hey Matthew what do you see?
Peter fucking Powell.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

Depeche Mode at 26 and New Order at 27.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

Jesus christ... Depeche Mode, New Order and Prince are all in the charts, but what do the BBC see fit to show in the year of '87? Graham fucking Gouldman. Again!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

HORN!
This Wax single is... 'frantic' I think is the word.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link

U2 head and shoulders above everything this episode!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

I like that Wax single. Graham Gouldman is fine by me. Bono, ugh.

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

wax were good

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

(I'm assuming the song was bridge to your heart)

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Friday, 26 April 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

It was. He didn't do much wrong, Graham Gouldman, when all's said and done.

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Friday, 26 April 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

The Alarm in 'desperately wanting to be U2' action.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

Serious mullet action.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

One of my favourite ILX posts of all time is where another ILXor talked about hearing the most exciting brutal industrial beat they'd ever heard while tripping on acid, only for them to find out later that it was The Bee Gee's 'You Win Again'.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

Also the oblong gadget Maurice Gibb was playing is a Stepp digital guitar. I used to know someone in the mid 90s who owned one, despite being a student, because they were going cheap on the second hand market on account of not being very good.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 2 May 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link

Wow did Neil Tennant lose a bet and have to wear that 3-sizes-too-big jacket?

just another country (snoball), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

Also his hairstyle on tonight's show closely resembles one of my bad hair days.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

Okay, Kiss, I fucking get it, these are crazy nights!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

Pet Shop Boys and Erasure on the same episode. Awesome 😎

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

As Kiss songs go, 'Crazy Nights' isn't bad, but that live version was a mess.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

I'd go as far as saying that it's the only Kiss song that I like in any way!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link

Y'know, if you squint, Maurice Gibb looks just like Mark King!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

Sounds like a not-shit week this week.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

It seems to have started off well enough!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link

Considering this George Michael video probably cost about £20 to make, it's incredibly cool.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

Ah, spoke too soon, here's Stock Aitken Waterman puppet Rick Astley with one of his songs that isn't the one that everyone remembers. Unfortunately, the peak era of Stock Aitken Waterman with Kylie and Jason etc. is still yet to come, so we've all got that to look forward to.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

To be fair this isn't one of the really terrible SAW singles, but it's clear that it was written before they decided who in their roster would actually sing it. Astley makes the song work here, but he's bordering on SHOUTING! IS! EMOTION! style of Tony Hadley.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

That chart rundown shot of Bryan Ferry makes it look like he's peering through your patio doors.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

Two Rick Astley songs in the Top 40. TWO!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

Fashion disaster area Steve Wright (in the afternoon evening).

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

I can't seem to get warm enough
Even with four blankets and a sheet

Every tried a duvet, Ray?

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

With (ooh) Gary Davies (on the radio)

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Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

I had a feeling George Harrison and T'Pau might make an appearance on this when I saw 'em in the rundown... wish they'd shown more of that Eurythmics track!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

Oh god, what the fuck is this bollocks!?!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

Yeah, it's just such a weird song and video at a point where you'd expect most acts to play it safe (although Lennox did later).

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

Hahahaha, the guitar guy with the red cowboy hat is blatantly trying to upstage the singer here!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link

Actually, the Top 10 really isn't all that bad considering!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

Clearly they didn't film enough footage of the Bee Gees and had to throw in everything. There might even be a kitchen sink in there somewhere (with a solarising filter and shown upside-down).

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link

This Fleetwood Mac video might be a bit heavy on the Quantel Paintbox but at least I don't feel like I'm having a seizure watching it.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

Half the fun is waiting for the bits with Mick Fleetwood in, so you can see how off his fucking tree he is.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

Also it's funny how there's nothing for John to do in this video except walk across the frame.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 9 May 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

Jack Mix... 4? WTF?

just another country (snoball), Friday, 10 May 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

Don't worry, there's only seven of them (as far as I can ascertain).

just another country (snoball), Friday, 10 May 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

Also 'Criticise' is the best Alexander O'Neal single, at least for my money.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 10 May 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

Have we skipped an episode or two? Because the jump in chart position for both T'Pau and George Harrison between the last episode and this one was huge!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 10 May 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

I suppose it's worth pointing out that at this point in time it had only been 20 years since the release of Sgt. Pepper's, but 1967 and 1987 feel fucking worlds apart to me.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 10 May 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link

Whereas 20 years ago from now, people were still waiting for the follow up to OK Computer.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 10 May 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

Yesterday's episode was 29th October 1987, tonight's is 12th November, so they've only skipped a week. Although back then that was enough for a record to seemingly appear out of nowhere, like this Nina Simone track. Although IIRC it did more or less arrive nearly at the top of the charts on release.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 10 May 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

5th November episode - it's not being shown because Mike Smith is one of the presenters and he didn't sign the license extension.

Presenters: Janice Long & Mike Smith Playlist: (5) T’Pau – China In Your Hand (7) George Harrison – Got My Mind Set On You (video) (32) Heartbeat – Tears From Heaven (12) Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballe – Barcelona (video) (28) Eric B & Rakim – Paid In Full (1) The Bee Gees – You Win Again (video) (10) Was (Not Was) – Walk The Dinosaur (and credits)

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 11 May 2019 10:45 (four years ago) link

We're not going to see the 10th December 1987 episode for the same reason.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 11 May 2019 10:46 (four years ago) link

Maxi Priest "Some Guys" - the 1984 Rod Stewart version is way better, particularly because it's one of those Rod songs where you can't believe that someone like Rod (or at least the kind of character Rod usually performs in his songs) would ever have problems getting into a relationship.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

If you've ever wondered why there's no Scottish-based contributors to this thread it's because BBC4 is not available on Freeview in Scotland anymore.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

The non-guitar playing Proclaimer carrying on the Wham! shuttlecock tradition here.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

That'll be a shinty ball, not a shuttlecock.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

Simon Mayo's stripey sweartshirt and chinos combo is basically how I dressed for every family party / barbecue / event at the time.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link

I didn't notice this back in 1987, probably because our TV had mono sound, but for the last few weeks the sound quality has been noticeably worse. They've mixed in some of the crowd noise from the studio and maybe done something else because the music sounds flatter and tinnier and <insert audiophile equivalent of wine taster language here>.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

If you've ever wondered why there's no Scottish-based contributors to this thread it's because BBC4 is not available on Freeview in Scotland anymore.

That's not true – it's on channel 82 (SD) and 106 (HD). Though now you mention it I never end up seeing TOTP just because I'm unlikely to casually flick up to these numbers as I would've gone up to BBC4 in the past.

Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 18 May 2019 00:14 (four years ago) link

Ah,I see, just after Talking Pictures!

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 08:46 (four years ago) link

Blue Mercedes - they should have got these guys to represent the UK in last weekend's Eurovision.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 23 May 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

Also: Body Glove vest? What is this, the early 90s?

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 23 May 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

People can laugh all they want at Shaky but I certainly couldn't jump around like that at 39.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 23 May 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

Bit of a mish-mash this episode but I've always liked the Housemartins' 'Build' from the first time I heard it.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 23 May 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

Yeah, it's one of their better songs. Watching this performance of 'Build' feels strange to me from a 2019 perspective, if only because it feels like two of the singers from the Beautiful South jamming with Fatboy Slim. It'd take 11 years to get from that to 'Perfect 10' and 'Right Here, Right Now' ...

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 23 May 2019 23:23 (four years ago) link

Yes you all heard that right. The Tams ‎single is called "There Ain't Nothing Like Shaggin'". The Shag being a dance.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

Also The Proclaimers are name-checking Wester Ross in the Highlands, not Westeros.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

Oh it's just Michael Jackson harrassing a woman in the street nothing unusual wait what?!

just another country (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

Here's Mick Hucknall in an ill-fitting suit (quite an achievement in a perverse way for this part of the 80s) making a pompous drawn out mess of this song. There was a story that he was in a restaurant where they played some other singer's version and he threw a massive strop.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

Shane McGowan so off his face that he can't even walk mime to this song and chew gum at the same time.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

The camera really doesn't know what to do with the rest of the band here. Conspicuously move a camera operator (dressed entirely in white!) in underneath the penny whistle player and then only show the feed from that camera for a few seconds before cutting to something else?

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

Level 42 - 'Children Say Why Are Mark And The Other Singer The Only Two Band Members In This Video?'

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

PSB's 'Always On My Mind' probably my favourite cover version ever, precisely because it doesn't even try to sound like Elvis. SPOILERS it's THIS single that was Christmas #1 in 1987.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

Hahaha! 'Children Say When Are Level 42 Gonna Fuck Off'? and the answer is "Not long now"!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

You can tell this is still quite early PSB by the lack of outlandish costumes, but above all, the fact that Chris can still be arsed to mime.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 30 May 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link

I like how Neil was trying hard to look casual but couldn't stop tapping his foot in time to the music.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

Ha, you just knew he wanted to cut loose!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Thursday, 30 May 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

Climie Fisher with their other big hit single that isn't 'Love Changes Everything'.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

I'd enjoy this Wham!-on-TOTP programme a heck of a lot more if Mark 'Mark from Mark & Lard' Radcliffe shut the fuck up.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

Indeed. Ooh, there's a Kate Bush doc on next!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, 7 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

Loved the 1988 documentary last night which I allowed myself to watch even though I'm a whole year behind on the weekly shows (and had to binge watch a whole load of 1986 ones the other week just to get that close).

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 8 June 2019 09:23 (four years ago) link

Dude from S-Express was the best on that.

chap, Saturday, 8 June 2019 10:59 (four years ago) link

Yep. Also good to hear from Coldcut. And Aswad (not that I was a fan, but the first ever gig I went to was a free concert in my town's park by Aswad in the summer of 88). And just a couple of weeks ago I had a conversation where I seemed to be the only person who remembered the Wee Papa Girl Rappers' 'Heat It Up', so it was nice to see it wasn't just a figment of my imagination. I could have done without the reminder of just how much I hated Cliff Richard doing Mistletoe & Wine, though.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 8 June 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link

I actually turned it off after the acid house/S-Express segment as I was watching the 1.30 edition, was knackered, and didn't think they'd top it. I'll catch up with the end another time, maybe.

chap, Saturday, 8 June 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link

even though I'm a whole year behind on the weekly shows (and had to binge watch a whole load of 1986 ones the other week just to get that close).

I admire your meticulousness!

chap, Saturday, 8 June 2019 12:34 (four years ago) link

Dude from S-Express was the best on that.

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Yeah, totally!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 8 June 2019 12:40 (four years ago) link

Fittingly the first TOTP of 1988 is shaping up to be very 1988.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 14 June 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

And what could be more 1988 than Terrence Trent D'Arby?
(also LOL at him miming "baby" instead of "lady" in the video)

just another country (snoball), Friday, 14 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

Must have made quite an impression on 14-year-old me this week's one, as I bought all four singles they had on live in the studio (Krush - House Arrest, Terrence Trent D'Arby - Sign Your Name, Climie Fisher - Rise To The Occasion and...er...Morris Minor & The Majors - Stutter Rap).

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 21 June 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

Oh, I just love when the remix makes the debut chart entry, and the act have to mimeperform the samples..

When "Injected with a poison" made it on, they had to do the line live for real. It was rub.

Mark G, Friday, 21 June 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

lol, so because of Wimbledon tonight's episode of TOTP was first postponed by 15 minutes and then cancelled.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 4 July 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link

Nothing changes (much)

Mark G, Thursday, 4 July 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link

It's a two-fer tonight starting at 7:30pm unless, I don't know, someone hits/doesn't hit a small yellow ball across a net in a certain way or something.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 5 July 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

"Screaming Blue Messiahs I Wanna Be A Flintstone" excuse me?

just another country (snoball), Friday, 5 July 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGZenzfg3A0
Yeah me neither. This looks like the kind of thing that Beavis & Butthead would have taken the piss out of for 30 seconds.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 5 July 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

Is Gary Davis cosplaying as Columbo?

just another country (snoball), Friday, 5 July 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

The exuberance of Billy Ocean's performance really makes 'Get Outta My Dreams' work where in someone else's hands these lyrics could be a bit of a crepe-fest.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 5 July 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link

Talking of crepe-fest lyrics, here's Was (Not Was) with 'Spy In The House Of Love'.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 5 July 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

In French class at school we had to translate the lyrics to Vanessa Paradis' 'Joe le Taxi' and boy is it bobbins.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 5 July 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link

Line two isn't actually "Mars bar and Soda", is it?

Mark G, Saturday, 6 July 2019 09:45 (four years ago) link

It's "Y marche pas au soda" which Google translates as "Do not walk in soda" which doesn't make any sense, although at the time our class thought it was "mange un soda" / "eats a soda" which started an argument about eating a soda being weird.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 6 July 2019 09:50 (four years ago) link

I think my version makes more sense: taxi driver grabs a quick snack..

Mark G, Saturday, 6 July 2019 11:38 (four years ago) link

“He doesn’t run on soda.” Just like his car, he needs something stronger (like that rum).

breastcrawl, Saturday, 6 July 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

Oh that makes sense.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

Meanwhile here's racist piece of shit Morrissey.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

Rick Astley is such a bad dancer, it's no surprise they nearly always showed him from the waist up.
Sisters of Mercy's 'Dominion'! They appeared on TOTP in late March 1988.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

God. I remember loving that when it came on TOTP. I was 10. Never really embraced Goth after that.

Apart from the Temple Of Love remix. Which rules.

kraudive, Thursday, 11 July 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link

No, it shines like thunder

Mark G, Friday, 12 July 2019 12:22 (four years ago) link

xp Andrew Eldritch would claim that he never really embraced Goth either...

just another country (snoball), Friday, 12 July 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

I wonder if the Sisters and Erasure met in the BBC canteen?

just another country (snoball), Friday, 12 July 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

It's easy to feel sorry for the bass player from Bros, but boy (pun not intended) does he look like a complete tool here.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

Heart cosplaying as Jem & The Holograms here. Also the de riguer hair-metal-drummer-spins-a-drumstick-at-the-camera-shot.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

I liked Patsy Kensit's version of 'I'm Not Scared' at the time, but the PSB version is much much better.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link

This re-run of a 2001 edition of TOTP2 somehow manages to be more dated in it's presentation that the 1988 TOTP episode that preceded it.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

Still playing catch-up here and had a summer of 87 binge tonight. The one from 23 July was an eye-opener: first Boy George appeared to be rapping in an American accent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmmYMFvhFQI but then came possibly the most surreal performance I've seen in all of these reruns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJMw_kry75w I can only assume I must have fallen asleep for a week in 1987 because I have no memory of either of these.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 19 July 2019 22:37 (four years ago) link

(Argh, sorry about the formatting)

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 19 July 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link

I remember that chorus but had completely forgotten that Shaky went through a Hi-NRG phase, I hope he recovered.

crumhorn invasion (Matt #2), Friday, 19 July 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link

Originally recorded by Gary Glitter, which explains the lyrical dodginess...

mike t-diva, Saturday, 20 July 2019 01:05 (four years ago) link

Scott Fitzgerald with the UK's 1988 Eurovision entry - yeah I don't remember either.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link

ver Boys score another #1, this time with a song they were going to send to Madonna but didn't because they were worried that she might reject it.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

(xp) It did very well!

In 1988, he was the first ever artist chosen by telephone vote to sing the UK's entry in the Eurovision Song Contest with the song "Go". The song was written and composed by Julie Forsyth, daughter of the entertainer Sir Bruce Forsyth.[4] Forsyth joined Fitzgerald on stage at the contest in Dublin, alongside her husband Dominic Grant (also of Guys 'n' Dolls) and Des Dyer (formerly of Jigsaw), to perform backing vocals. Ronnie Hazlehurst conducted the live orchestration. Fitzgerald came second in the contest, by one point, to Switzerland's winning entry performed by Celine Dion. "Go" reached number 52 in the UK Singles Chart in April 1988.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 26 July 2019 23:35 (four years ago) link

While Climie Fisher were just on I started thinking that we'd reached the point in the 80s where you could probably still dress like that walking down the street and people wouldn't think you were a prize wombat, but then Steve Wright and Bruno Tory Brookes appeared and my theory went down in flames.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 1 August 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link

Bruno Brookes, the personification of half-arsed. Half-arsed suit, half-arsed mullet, half-arsed off-hand attitude to presenting and probably music generally.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 1 August 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

Steve Wright: "Let's cosplay as yuppie wankers!"
Bruno Brookes: "Who said I was cosplaying?"

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 1 August 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link

'Girlfriend' by Pebbles is surprisingly not a Prince song, but boy does it wish it was.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 1 August 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

"OK George, so we know you hate making videos so how about we film the entire thing in more or less one take?"

just another country (snoball), Friday, 2 August 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

Woo! Woo! Let's all beat Pat & Mick with sticks.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

"OK so instead of just using one James Brown sample in this track, how about ALL the James Brown samples? Even the most obvious ones."

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link

Now I clearly remember watching Fairground Attraction's 'Perfect' on this episode of TOTP back in 1988. My father walked in the room and declared dismissively that they were a "one hit wonder". Not that the old fart ever knew anything about music.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

the payback mix, trying to claw some money back from all the unauthorized samples. i guess he didn't do too badly out of the whole thing.

people who liked totp 1988 might enjoy jeremy deller's thing on bbc4 last week:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000777d/everybody-in-the-place-an-incomplete-history-of-britain-19841992 specifically the compare and contrast Hitman and Her segments.

koogs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

I love watching old Hitman & Her clips on YouTube but i thought huge parts of that documentary were really bad and the praise it has been getting has been very confusing to me

boxedjoy, Friday, 9 August 2019 06:53 (four years ago) link

I watched about 20 mins of it.

By all means tell me the great bits were later.

Mark G, Friday, 9 August 2019 07:35 (four years ago) link

Hang on it was this performance of 'Perfect' where my father made the above "one hit wonder" utterance. Also scope Mike Read dressed as the world's worst Lou Reed tribute act.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 16 August 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

loads a money, start turn on 45 pints, anfield rap. is this a nadir?

(enough references in those first two to make them an interesting listen, once. for instance, this latter is referencing Ofra Haza twice removed)

koogs, Sunday, 18 August 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link

oddly, the eric b track that's also in the charts sounds just as hackneyed.

(who is the goalkeeper on anfield rap?)

and now, wet wet wet, which i seem to remember went on to be number 1 for the next 6 months.

koogs, Sunday, 18 August 2019 11:08 (four years ago) link

Bruce Grobelaar, I imagine. I'm not about to watch the video to find out.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 August 2019 11:14 (four years ago) link

It is.

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 18 August 2019 11:20 (four years ago) link

It's an indicator of how bad music could sometimes be in the 80s that 'Anfield Rap' isn't even the worst football related single of the decade.

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 18 August 2019 11:23 (four years ago) link

(thanks. i figured it was him - we share a birthday - but i remember him being more imposing, somehow)

koogs, Sunday, 18 August 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link

going through other episodes to clear up video recorder space. and they say the 70s was the decade that taste forgot...

koogs, Sunday, 18 August 2019 12:14 (four years ago) link

Exactly what I was thinking.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 August 2019 12:24 (four years ago) link

about 6 episodes in and there's been nothing that i've wanted to keep so far.

erasure's 'victim of love' holds up surprisingly well, probably vince's synth parts, but he's on totp 'playing' guitar.

there are some glimmers of hope in the chart rundown - smiths, mary chain, cult, sisters, spear of destiny. but, playing live, here's pepsi and shirlie again...

koogs, Sunday, 18 August 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link

Oh, I used to do a weekly commentary on another notable Internet site, but there's been so little to get mildly intersted/ing about for so long.

And I used to save stuff on dvd, but then I got a tivo, got so behind around 1979, then the box died and I lost about five years of saved totp shows. Never mind.

Mark G, Sunday, 18 August 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link

Err, DEREK B, not Eric B

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 19 August 2019 06:34 (four years ago) link

both derek b and eric b were in a lot of the shows i watched on sunday, much to my amusement.

koogs, Monday, 19 August 2019 08:42 (four years ago) link

Didn't know where exactly to put this, but it is entertaining -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbZ4JbwI6wM

MaresNest, Monday, 26 August 2019 10:27 (four years ago) link

Pursey is entertaining and his Lydon impression at 9 mins is ace.

MaresNest, Monday, 26 August 2019 10:32 (four years ago) link

Steve Wright interrupts some urgent washing up to present TOTP.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 29 August 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

gardening gloves, i thought, because of the hothouse flowers.

koogs, Thursday, 29 August 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link

'Voyage Voyage' - still have no idea what this song is about.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 5 September 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

5 Star decide to copy a different Jackson this time.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 5 September 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link

Travel Travel, apparently xpost

(Soz, 30yrold humor)

Mark G, Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link

Thanks for the Jukebox Jury. It was essential viewing in our house when I was a kid. I'd forgotten about the excrutiating close ups on the audience while they played the singles! I can remember hearing The B52s for the first time on it with 'Rock Lobster', which I seeem to recall was deemed a miss.

stirmonster, Friday, 6 September 2019 01:38 (four years ago) link

(a compilation programme of the Boys' TOTP performances, first broadcast in 1998, being shown again tonight)

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 15 September 2019 07:16 (four years ago) link

Oh and it's not a revised repeat, so I don't know why they're using an image from this performance from TOTP in 2000, which definitely won't be in the programme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbJz81cuVcg

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 15 September 2019 07:19 (four years ago) link

Simon Mayo isn't joking about 1988's summer "finally starting hopefully", it was a real wash out that year.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

I HEAR THE ROAR OF THE BIG MACHINE

just another country (snoball), Friday, 20 September 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

Andrew 'Look I'm totally not a goth OK? It's all just a big misunderstanding!' Eldritch

just another country (snoball), Friday, 20 September 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

Random 1987 episode and fyc cover of buzzcocks song that I'd forgotten, a Bowie single I've never heard before (day in day out), a Eurovision thing, ditto, ferry aid. Slightly more interesting than 88. But only slightly.

koogs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link

And this one has Jackie Wilson, Percy sledge and ben e king in the top 10 (the last two being no 2 and no 1). Odd.

koogs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

Nick Kamen's in the chart as well, so I guess this is all advert and film driven (stand by me)

koogs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

Bruce Springsteen enters Soft Rock hell.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

"You know what I'm going to do? Appear in the crowd on TOTP standing next to Janice Long while holding a taxidermied goose."

just another country (snoball), Friday, 27 September 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link

I really thought for a moment that Kim Wilde was going to push that cake right in Glenn Medeiros's face.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 27 September 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

I realised I'd had that t'Pau song in the back of my head for 30 years and had forgotten it was them

or something, Friday, 27 September 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link

Is this Andy Crane's first TOTP?

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 3 October 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

Worth sitting through Glenn Medeiros with the sound off to get to the video of George Michael's 'Monkey'.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

Anyone else would look like a prize fool Jason Donovan in that hat-and-braces combo.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

This is a bit 'songs heard while shopping' but I think it fits better here. After work this evening I was in WH Smiths trying to buy a Twix - which they didn't sell, I mean since when doesn't WH SMiths sell Twixes? I could have bought a giant Toblerone, but not a regular Twix. Anyway they were playing Bros' "I Owe You Nothing", and if the decor had been poo brown and orange (which is how WHS used to roll before they switched to white and purple in the early 90s) it would have felt just like 1988.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 4 October 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link

You'd think with all their jumping around that Shaky and Yazz would have teamed up to produce an aerobics video.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

All About Eve in lipsyncing (in) action.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 11 October 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

...and now live.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

Top quality nonsense Iron Maiden lyrics here. 14 year old snoball liked this song quite a bit, enough to stick it on a mix tape with IIRC George Michael's 'Monkey' and Michael Jackson's 'Dirty Diana' either side.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

Mike Read's on the beach / breakers segue actually made me lol - possibly the first time in a while from TOTP.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 18 October 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link

SPOILERS this Julio / Stevie joint wasn't a future Number 1 after all.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 18 October 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

Whew!

Mark G, Friday, 18 October 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

LOL at Chris Lowe's 'pissed up Brit in Spain' outfit for this performance of 'Domino Dancing'.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 1 November 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link

Andy Crane's slicked back haircut makes him look like a mildly creepy shop window dummy that's come to life.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 1 November 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

Just looking at tonights episode: '88 was such a dreadful time for pop music. A Jason Donovan bland-out, Phil Collins at no. 1 emoting through his sweaty lips. Pig vomit. No wonder, I paid no attention to the charts at the time and played with my Transformers instead.

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 1 November 2019 23:29 (four years ago) link

might be one for the 'tech advances actually backwards' thread but these TOTP episodes were simulcast in stereo on radio 1. try doing that now...

koogs, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link

I don't even remember that Lovely Day remix but wow was that phoned in

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 2 November 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

"Big Fun" at the outro was lovely though so not all bad

The World According To.... (Michael B), Saturday, 2 November 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link

I didn't see that one, was watching around 9pm and the Pasadenas were the outro. I did see Big Fun come up in the chart countdown and said oh that's a classic to my wife

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 2 November 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link

xxxp I feel that simulcasting made them clean up the audio a bit and get rid of that echoey mono sound with loads of crowd noise over everything that the last few months worth of episodes have had. I don't remember if it was Christmas 1988 or 1989 when I got a Toshiba 'walkman' with built-in radio to replace my £6 shit-arse Alba, but I did try the whole simulcast listening experience a couple of times. I usually couldn't be bothered - don't know why, as the sound on our TV was mono and tinny. Simulcasting only lasted for a couple more years anyway, because of the introduction of NICAM. Predictably we didn't have a TV capable of decoding NICAM until years later.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

'88 was such a dreadful time for pop music

I can't agree with that. I probably bought more singles in the first six months of 1988 than any other time and it's been great seeing them all on TOTP again, especially S-Express. That said, I got less and less interested in the charts in the second half of the year, only bought three singles (as far as I can remember - Yeke Yeke, Teardrops and Need You Tonight), and after the hell of Mistletoe & Wine v Especially For You pretty much gave up on Top of the Pops altogether by 1989.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 3 November 2019 11:51 (four years ago) link

It's not quite as bad as the mid 70s, but for a couple of years there was an increasing disconnect between the charts and actually interesting music (particularly hip-hop, house, etc.). Although TOTP doesn't get as bad as the light entertainment wasteland of 1976, because the big artists still went on the show. Among other things that does mean we're in for an increase in performances from SAW acts - Pete Waterman even mentioned during an interview how much they valued getting their singers on the show. It's a situation that doesn't start to line up again until Madchester becomes nationally big in late 1989.

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 3 November 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link

ffs the studio audience clapping out of time to Erasure's performance of 'A Little Respect'.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 8 November 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

I remember the simulcast thing, managed to hook up the radio to the stereo audio in on the video. I got the stone roses and happy mondays totp that way.

Mark G, Friday, 8 November 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

Was the whole of the UK in FM by that point? I can't recall but i thought that was more towards the start of the 90s. Either way i wonder how many people even bothered with the whole simulcast business. It was very much of the 'Beerling' era wasn't it, all that '31 days In May' stuff and round-the-world yachting trips and suchlike.

piscesx, Friday, 8 November 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link

I remember that there was a big push to promote Radio 1 as being on FM, because around 1990 the standard station jingle became "Radio 1 FM". Although even in 1988 I sometimes had trouble tuning in.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 15 November 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

(Only slightly connected) I used to listen to Capital Radio as a teenager, despite living maybe 8 or 9 miles outside the M25. Chris Tarrant in the morning, Pat Sharp later on (I'm not really selling this, am I?), lots of adverts featuring Willie Rushton (or something who sounded like him) promoting 'London Car Telephones' to the tune of 'Hanging on the Telephone'. As I was outside of London, the FM signal wasn't strong enough for my radio to pick up, so I used to listen on medium wave. At some point in the second half of 1988 I was devastated to wake up to hear loads of 'golden oldies' from the 60s being played by an unfamiliar DJ. It turned out they'd split it into two radio stations and now the MW signal was 'Capital Gold' and Capital was only available on the FM which I couldn't get. I think I listened to Radio 1 for a few months after that, but hated the DJs and just drifted away from pop music. Not sure why I felt compelled to share this, but I've typed it now so might as well post it.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 15 November 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link

I lived slightly further outside the M25 at the time, and I remember one sole occasion around 1986 where I managed to pick up Capital on my mono radio cassette recorder. At the time we had a TV aerial that was large enough to get LWT, and there'd be adverts for Capital and I fetishised London life through watching programmes like The Six O'Clock Show.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 15 November 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link

Meanwhile this week, Milli Vanilli mime on TOTP. And everywhere else.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 15 November 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

Oh look it's the latest Terminator reboot starring Tom Jones.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 15 November 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

I'd actually forgotten how excruciatingly bad this cover version was. The original Prince version gets away with the lyrics because he performs them in a light handed way. But this is like watching a task from The Apprentice. Or Celebrity X Factor.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 15 November 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link

Incidentally that segue of Anthea Turner over-excitedly introducing Royal House's 'Can You Party' featured in a TOTP documentary, specifically a section about how bad the show became in the mid to late 80s.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 15 November 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

I lived slightly further outside the M25 at the time, and I remember one sole occasion around 1986 where I managed to pick up Capital on my mono radio cassette recorder. At the time we had a TV aerial that was large enough to get LWT, and there'd be adverts for Capital and I fetishised London life through watching programmes like The Six O'Clock Show.

I hear you.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 15 November 2019 22:37 (four years ago) link

And now "Capital" radio is everywhere St's local radio station

Mark G, Saturday, 16 November 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link

Blummin spelling corrector!

Mark G, Saturday, 16 November 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link

Chris de Burgh, the Alan Titchmarsh of music.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 22 November 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

Actually that's kind of harsh on Alan Titchmarsh.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 22 November 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

Brother Beyond encapsulate that era perfectly. I don't think I've ever heard that Prince song. I must give Lovesexy a listen sometime. I ignored it as I heard it was poor.

Who was the lady co-presenter? She looked a bit uncomfortable presenting, her eyes were darting everywhere

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 22 November 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link

Sybil Ruscoe.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 22 November 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link

Ah, it's the time of the acid house scare where they don't even say the track name if it has acid in the title (Jolly Roger, acid man)

Don't think I've ever heard the Kraze track that is in the charts.

koogs, Saturday, 23 November 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

A quick YouTube tells me I'm missing nothing

koogs, Saturday, 23 November 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link

Would that be The Party? It’s a classic crossover house track.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 24 November 2019 08:24 (four years ago) link

"Jack To The Sound Of The Underground" by Hithouse AKA 'Theme from The Mary Whitehouse Experience'.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 November 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

Yes that is the violin player from Dexys Midnight Runners playing whatever that wind instrument is next to Tanita Tikaram. I could never figure out what some of the lyrics to this song were - "pig out til you've seen the light"?

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 November 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link

susie mathis? was she ever a dj? oh, bbc radio manchester, i guess that counts.

"Subsequently, in 2009, Mathis became a Charity Manager working for Mohammed Al Fayed."

yazz seems to be on every episode recently.

koogs, Friday, 29 November 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

(it's an oboe, i think)

koogs, Friday, 29 November 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

can't remember robin beck. but it sounds familiar. was it a coke advert? ha, yes.

koogs, Friday, 29 November 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

Was the whole of the UK in FM by that point?

Wow they were really pushing the whole Radio 1 FM weren't they.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 November 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link

I have no recollection of this Sam Fox track but it's not terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9usE58DQWY

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 November 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link

Humanoid's 'Stakker' - another song that they won't show on TOTP because 'oh-noes acid means drugs'.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 November 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link

Just been catching up on these. Quite surreal to see Steve Wright in his smiley t-shirt with Caron Keating saying 'aciiieeed'.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 29 November 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

He Ain't Heavy was used in a Miller Lite advert, wasn't it? I'm assuming that the Commodores' Easy was also back in the charts because it was in an advert, but I can't remember what. I'm convinced Lovely Day was in an advert for Mars Milk, but I can't find any evidence on the internet to back this up.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 29 November 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

'Easy' was used in a Halifax Building Society advert at the time.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 November 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link

I remember that Sam Fox track, it's ace!

or something, Friday, 29 November 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link

Humanoid's 'Stakker' - another song that they won't show on TOTP because 'oh-noes acid means drugs'.

I'm pretty sure it does get shown on TOTP because I was reading about it a couple of days ago.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 29 November 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link

Stakker hasn't aged at all, still an amazing track. Snowman mix too

or something, Friday, 29 November 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link

Oh wow it was actually on the very next TOTP (1/12/1988).

just another country (snoball), Friday, 29 November 2019 22:49 (four years ago) link

Are they skipping any episodes at this point? I doubt js is still presenting but is Mike Smith? Dlt?

koogs, Saturday, 30 November 2019 03:54 (four years ago) link

What was Susie Mathis doing at this point? Gary said about her being on TOTP in 1968, and I saw she worked as a charity director for the Al fayeds, but was she the new Sybil Ruscoe or some such?

Mark G, Saturday, 30 November 2019 09:14 (four years ago) link

BBC local radio - at this point it was increasingly common for TOTP to be co-presented by a random DJ. Unlike the 90s where they'd bring in Chris Eubank or whoever.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 30 November 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

Lol @ Angry Anderson

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 6 December 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link

"Burning Bridges" - the worst Quo single? Mainly because of that interminably long-winded keyboard riff that makes up two thirds of the song. Meanwhile I'd forgotten all about Scott & Charlene's wedding on Neighbours (it was blown up into a ridiculously big deal by the BBC) but now I vaguely remember this song although who's this Angry Anderson?

just another country (snoball), Friday, 6 December 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link

Also if you think that 'Downtown 88' is a cynical cash grab try the 1976 disco-tastic re-recording:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7nC_Z773Do

just another country (snoball), Friday, 6 December 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link

Bernard Sumner dances like someone trying to take a dump while climbing a ladder.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 13 December 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link

they've changed a bananarama

koogs, Saturday, 14 December 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

You've read Karl Marx and you've taught yourself to use a rhyming dictionary... oh wait you haven't because you've tried to rhyme 'Marx' with 'dance'.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 20 December 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

(that's weird - i watched 1988 big hits episode this morning and the above line jumped out at me too (is bros))

koogs, Friday, 20 December 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link

I'd love to know what Neil is thinking when he looks at the camera here. Maybe something like "fuck everyone at Smash Hits who thought this would be over in a year".

just another country (snoball), Friday, 20 December 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

oh wow, is this 'shit Bros lyrics' hour? "I watch you crumble like a very old wall"

just another country (snoball), Friday, 20 December 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

Phil Collins looks like a boy wearing his dad's suit. It's a real marvel of late 80s boxy shouldered baggy trousered tailoring.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 20 December 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

Xpost I used to think it was "I want your bum boy, like a very old boy"

I knew it couldn't be, but never found out what it really was.

Mark G, Friday, 20 December 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link

Anyone else watch the TOTP Christmas show yesterday? Would that be what TOTP would be like if it were revived today? Because it seemed very Brit School and safe.

just another country (snoball), Thursday, 26 December 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

I missed it, I thought it'd be after the Queen for some reason

Mark G, Thursday, 26 December 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link

TOTP Big Hits 1989 - this is a year when there were a lot of big changes in pop music.
Also I was unaware that there was even a Happy Mondays vs Pulp episode of Bargain Hunt.
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p06m6pv7.jpg

just another country (snoball), Friday, 3 January 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link

I really liked this song at the time. However, Marc Almond's 50s rocker / forehead vein look is distressing enough, but it's combined with Gene Pitney's Terry-Venebles-does-Gene-Pitney-on-Celeb-Stars-In-Their-Eyes appearance.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 3 January 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

Mike and the Mechanics: their singer looks alarmingly like Phil Collins, I wonder if that was in his contract? 'Clause 15.a.III - must look at least 85% like Phil Collins at all times.'
Also here's Phil Collins with perhaps the worst 'multi-millionaire rock star tells you YES YOU the average person what to think about some social issue' song of the time.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 3 January 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

that bargain hunt episode made the national news because someone related to the HM camp was caught bidding for their items.

koogs, Saturday, 4 January 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link

Bez's girlfriend.

Mark G, Saturday, 4 January 2020 09:39 (four years ago) link

That remake of 'Do They Know It's Christmas?' was unspeakably awful. Somehow I have no memory of it.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 4 January 2020 09:46 (four years ago) link

Happy Mondays vs Pulp episode of Bargain Hunt.

googled on seeing Candida's hands there and she was diagnosed with arthritis at sixteen. it hurt just looking at that pic.

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Saturday, 4 January 2020 09:56 (four years ago) link

that bargain hunt episode made the national news because someone related to the HM camp was caught bidding for their items.

― koogs, Saturday, January 4, 2020 4:37 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao. I really want to see this episode now.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 4 January 2020 11:55 (four years ago) link

just watched best of 1989 and it seems like more of the same tbh. the meatiest thing out of the tracks they played was transvision vamp (and then salvaged at the last minute by the stone roses)

koogs, Sunday, 5 January 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link

AND SO IS MICHAEL FISH!

just another country (snoball), Friday, 10 January 2020 19:47 (four years ago) link

I don't recall Jacob Rees-Mogg being in U2...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Angel_harlem.jpg

just another country (snoball), Friday, 10 January 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link

'Buffalo Stance' still sounds great today, it doesn't sound dated at all.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 10 January 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link

it's looking good today

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:51 (four years ago) link

lol at Holly Johnson being referred to as "a star of the past" in 1989 when his last single (albeit with Frankie) was in 1987.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link

Not seen the latest one yet, still blinded from Milli Vanilli's meat and two veg effort last week.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 18 January 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link

Their video is shown this time, which somehow manages to show how terrible they are at miming and dancing, despite someone having edited it.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 January 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link

This week's Breakers, featuring Michael Ball, who isn't Unicorn on The Masked Singer, and also Sam Fox, who isn't Fox on The Masked Singer...

just another country (snoball), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:47 (four years ago) link

I want to open a chain of fast food restaurants that specialise in Eastern European DUMPLINGS!, called 'My Perogi-tive'.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link

DUMPLINGS!

just another country (snoball), Friday, 24 January 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link

wait WTF?

just another country (snoball), Friday, 24 January 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link

For those wondering what Mike Read was chuntering on about re: the B side to Def Leppard's 'Rocket', it's a cover of Englebert Humperdinck's 'Release Me' with their tour manager on vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yak7FDnHXCI

just another country (snoball), Friday, 24 January 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link

Racist twonk Morrissey demonstrated his inability to tuck in a shirt properly.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 24 January 2020 21:25 (four years ago) link

wait WTF?

This has long been embedded in the code of ILX. I have no idea why. Fortunately I never have any need to say DUMPLINGS!.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 24 January 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

Well it's a first for me.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 24 January 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link

Anyone ever see that HK horror flick, DUMPLINGS!?

it's after the end of the world (Matt #2), Friday, 24 January 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link

pretty sure it's a noize board thing? Dates back to like '09! Maybe later!
dump|ings

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 25 January 2020 06:39 (four years ago) link

Dümplings

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 25 January 2020 11:02 (four years ago) link

Dumings

Mark G, Saturday, 25 January 2020 11:07 (four years ago) link

That Morrissey "Playboys" TOTP line-up is basically all of the Smiths (including Craig Gannon) minus Johnny Marr. Didn't realise he was still pally with Rourke and Joyce in 1989.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 25 January 2020 16:19 (four years ago) link

That's the lineup on the single, too.

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Saturday, 25 January 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link

(also Interesting Drug)

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Saturday, 25 January 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link

Stephen Street was hoping for a call up for that totp, but didn't get one.

Mark G, Sunday, 26 January 2020 12:42 (four years ago) link

PWEI bring the 90s early. Actually from here on out the rest of 1989 sounds increasingly 90s. It's a real sea change from the previous year where everything seemed to be a bit stuck.

just another country (snoball), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link

oof 2 singles I bought at the time on this show. Rocket which still stands up. Belfast Child, which really doesn't. Dreadful.

kraudive, Saturday, 1 February 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link

I was DJing weekly at this time, and buying heavily from the Top 40. I counted 21 purchases from last week’s second show.

I’d completely forgotten that Billie Ray Martin debuted with S’Xpress before Electribe 101.

mike t-diva, Sunday, 2 February 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link

Neneh Cherry revisits Raw Like Sushi

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 2 February 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link

Hale & Pace, remember them? My commiserations. They were shit.
The Reynolds Girls - surprisingly it's four years between this and Simon Bates resigning from Radio 1.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 7 February 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link

lol Lenny Henry fucks up his link "I'd rather jack Profumo" or was that what he meant to say? At least Dusty got a laugh out of it. I miss this kind of thing from current TV - things like that wouldn't make the edit now.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 7 February 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link

(kids get off my lawn etc etc)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 7 February 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link

the stonk was a tune.

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 7 February 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link

That might have been down to the backing musicians:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hale_and_Pace#%22The_Stonk%22
Brian May playing keyboards and guitar, (...) David Gilmour and Tony Iommi on guitar, with Neil Murray on bass guitar. Cozy Powell, Roger Taylor and Rowan Atkinson – appearing as his character Mr. Bean – performed on drums. Joe Griffiths and Mike Moran contributed on keyboard.[

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 7 February 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link

Madonna fails to unseat Jason Donovan from #1 - I'd forgotten how totally obsessed the public were with him at the time. Also I think this is the first Guns'N'Roses appearance on TOTP despite them being huge for two years by this point.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link

catching up...

i guess if you're going to mime playing synth on totp then mime using a 'cost the same as a house at the time' fairlight.

> Also I think this is the first Guns'N'Roses appearance on TOTP

GnR was the playout video a couple of episodes ago too. lots of wasp and poison(?) recently too

> lol Lenny Henry fucks up his link "I'd rather jack Profumo" or was that what he meant to say?

iirc he said Supremo, corrected to Profumo by the other presenter. the comic relief thing was an entire show of comedians fluffing their lines or saying them off mic.

lol at reynolds girls dissing the olds and being followed by dusty springfield.

koogs, Saturday, 15 February 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link

The main riff from Kon Kan's 'I Beg Your Pardon' seems to be the same as Spagna's 'Call Me', except played on a cheap Casio keyboard. Also this single seems to be equal parts Jive Bunny and The KLF, with some can't-be-arsed early 90s Eurodance vocals.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 21 February 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link

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Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 21 February 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

Madonna snipped at the end there because of 'controversial' black Jesus? I know the Pepsi advert was pulled very last minute that same week (or the previous week).

piscesx, Friday, 21 February 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link

It's been short every time I've seen it, like little more than a minute each time, but longer tonight, if anything. Oddly it does seem to be the black Jesus part, ie the end.

The The, tonight, but nothing like their best. Fuzzbox ditto. The Cult ditto.

Kon Kan sound to me like a cheap new order.

koogs, Friday, 21 February 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link

Can you keep a secret? Brother Beyond are shit. Oh wait that's not a secret.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link

xp I think we're entering the TOTP era where if you were #1 and couldn't/wouldn't appear in the studio, the producers wouldn't play more than 2/3 of your video the first week, then the merest suggestion of the video on subsequent weeks.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link

They were really big on the whole "Look!!! Bands and singers appearing in the studio!!! Still (mostly) miming, but in the studio!!!" at this point.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link

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which Blue ft. Elton remix is this from? sounds rad!

breastcrawl, Friday, 21 February 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link

The shit-arse Ritzy's nightclub I used to frequent as a student just two years after tonight's episode would play Simply Red's version of 'If You Don't Know Me' as the last record of the night.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link

INXS reminding me of how much I loathe 'band in the studio recording the song you're listening to' videos.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 28 February 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link

also live footage badly synced to the recorded version

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 28 February 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link

I turned violently against TOTP at the end of 1988 and I think I only saw it twice* in 1989 so I'm seeing these for the first time and often don't seem to have any memory of the tracks.

*I have a vague memory of seeing the Beautiful South doing that "I love you from the bottom of my pencil case" song shortly after we moved house that summer and I'm pretty sure I saw Black Box doing 'Ride On Time' in the autumn, but that's it

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 28 February 2020 23:19 (four years ago) link

The first half of 1989 was even more of a renaissance than I’d remembered. So much good stuff. I think it continues for at least another year or so; there was a solid run of Number Ones at the start of 1990.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 29 February 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link

I don't remember seeing Roland Gift's cartwheel into a piano riff.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link

Wasn't expecting Metallica the other week.

chap, Saturday, 7 March 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link

I'm pretty sure nearly-15-year-old snoball saw that and said "FUCK YES!!! METAL!!! RAAAAARRRRRRWWWRRRR!!! WIDDLY-WIDDLY-WIDDLY-WIDDLY-WIDDLY-WIDDLY-WIDDLY-WIDDLY-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and then went out and bought a black t-shirt.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 7 March 2020 14:33 (four years ago) link

Yeah cudos to the editors for playing the thrashout half rather than the ballad half!

chap, Saturday, 7 March 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link

*kudos

chap, Saturday, 7 March 2020 15:07 (four years ago) link

According to Bill Drummond's intro to the reprint of 'The Manual', Edelweiss followed the instructions in the book to get this hit.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 13 March 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link

and it's godawful. looks like the skits they do on red bull soap box races.

koogs, Friday, 13 March 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

Somehow that tie doesn't suit Freddie Mercury at all. A couple of fairly duff episodes in a row, but IIRC 1989 was like that generally.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link

Stefan Dennis' 'Don't It Make You Feel' is the worst Neighbours related single and in some sense simultaeously the best, because it's so brazen in it's awfulness.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 13 March 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link

Haven't seen the latest ones yet, but feel like taking a few minutes off from coronavirus-gloom to talk about last week's ones. As I've said before, I scarcely saw any TOTP in 1989 so these repeats are filling in gaps for me. I bought 'Rok Da House' by Beatmasters/Cookie Crew in early '88 and until the last few weeks assumed it was a one-hit-wonder for both groups, so it's been a pleasant surprise to see both of them had more chart success the following year. I knew the Beatmasters one, just didn't know it was by them (and was convinced as a 15-year-old that it went 'Wolves in the house!'). 'Eternal Flame' is a guilty pleasure of mine. Whenever I hear it, I'm transported back to that weird period where secondary school has kind of half-finished but not completely - all the 16-year-olds who weren't going to college fucked off at Easter and those of us who were left had two or three weeks of cramming before the GCSE exams started.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 13 March 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link

Yeah that Edelweiss thing is horrific.

chap, Saturday, 14 March 2020 12:07 (four years ago) link

I quite like "eternal flame" now but it was bloody EVERYWHERE at the time

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 14 March 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link

I'll see your Stefan Denis and raise you the theme to cell block h.

Acapella thing was on twice yesterday, hadn't heard it before.

Aside from those, there's a lot in the chart that you still hear, usually on radio 2.

koogs, Saturday, 21 March 2020 15:19 (four years ago) link

Wow, this (terrible) Live Report song I am hearing for the first time here, apparently came 2nd in Eurovision with 130 points… amazing how the UK’s popularity has fallen so much.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 21 March 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

Never heard that Stefan Denis thing before. It was a special kind of awful, but I think the London Boys one a week or two before was possibly worse.

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 22 March 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link

As a bit of a connoisseur of Hi-NRG I enjoyed that one.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 13:24 (four years ago) link

Yes the Stefan Denis song is admirably terrible.

chap, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:32 (four years ago) link

I was surprised by that London Boys track in that it seemed like the kind of thing that would've gotten some meme revival or brought up more in lol 80's discussions so I googled them and, well, that explained that.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:42 (four years ago) link

Come on, Requiem is a masterpiece compared to Stefan Denis

or something, Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link

You are referring to their untimely deaths in a car accident?

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:44 (four years ago) link

Didn't know that, blimey.

Mark G, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

'I Drove All Night' - I always thought the line was "crapped in your room".

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 27 March 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link

"Is that alright?"

Mark G, Saturday, 28 March 2020 09:59 (four years ago) link

the Beautiful South doing that "I love you from the bottom of my pencil case" song

'Song For Whoever' - this song illustrates my general problem with The Beautiful South, in that lyrically they frequently risk sounding like they think they're being clever in self-congratulatory way.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link

How do you distinguish between a songwriter who sounds like they think they're being clever, and one who sounds like they are clever? "Song For Whoever" is fantastic.

the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Saturday, 28 March 2020 14:11 (four years ago) link

Or a songwriter who is clever even though they don't (immediately) sound like they are? It's not that 'Song For Whoever' isn't a great song, because it is. It's that I can see the scaffolding, and for me at least that's a bit distracting. Soft Cell's 'Say Hello Wave Goodbye' (similar in that the character singing the song is a shithead) works better for me because the writing is less noticeable, even though all lyrics are written. I prefer the lyrics of Duran Duran as they are clever even though they frequently sound stupid. Compared to Spandau Ballet, where the lyrics are obviously written. I guess I like songs best when the lyrics don't sound like they were written, which is ridiculous.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 28 March 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link

Urgh I hate the Beautiful South. Clever lyrics sure, but so musically beige.

chap, Saturday, 28 March 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link

lol Simon Parkin

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link

Way too much Bono these past two episodes.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 April 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link

Yes, the Clannad thing is rubbish. I only know them from Robin of Sherwood.

chap, Friday, 3 April 2020 23:50 (four years ago) link

Back to Life though - what a fucking tune to this day.

chap, Friday, 3 April 2020 23:51 (four years ago) link

Goes without saying, but watching old ToTP generally demonstates that the songs that endure do so for reason.

chap, Friday, 3 April 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link

"back to life, back to reality" - if only eh!

boxedjoy, Saturday, 4 April 2020 08:40 (four years ago) link

Goes without saying, but watching old ToTP generally demonstates that the songs that endure do so for reason.

Absolutely. Also noticeable just how much doesn't endure or even exist as a bad memory despite being ubiquitous at the time. Before all these reruns I would have guessed Kim Wilde had had about three or four hits, but she seems to be on TOTP every week. As for Shakin' Stevens, he seems to have had dozens, but does anyone actually remember them? I'd have been able to name This Old House, Green Door and that Christmas one and then I'd have been struggling.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 4 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link

I totally thought Living In A Box were a one hit wonder but they're showing up quite regularly too!

Shakin Steven's career is baffling. Did people not have access to Elvis albums in the 80's or something?

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 08:47 (four years ago) link

Shows the persistence of nostalgia for 50s rock and roll, which started some time in the early 70s and died out - well, his last Top 10 hit was 1987.

Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 09:33 (four years ago) link

Yeah, 50's nostalgia had almost as good a run as 80's nostalgia afaict.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 09:59 (four years ago) link

tbf the Shakey, he'd been around for a long time doing rock and roll before he had any sort of commercial success.

Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:04 (four years ago) link

Shakey does CCR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLUoPjL6DK4

Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:11 (four years ago) link

i barely recognised paul heaton in the last episode - he scrubs up well.

koogs, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 10:27 (four years ago) link

Waterfront's 'Cry' - what if Bros weren't wankers but were bland instead? Although they do predict that boring kind of early 90s boyband sound.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 10 April 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link

Fun fact: Shakin Stevens was managed by liquid d&b top bloke High Contrast's dad

help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Friday, 10 April 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link

London Boys ;_;

Ephraim, Fuller and Ephraim's wife all died in a car accident on 21 January 1996. They were travelling in the Austrian Alps on a mountain road on their way to a skiing holiday and along the route, met a car driven by an inebriated driver who was trying to pass on the opposite side of the road. The Swiss driver had reportedly been overtaking other cars in dangerous places along the road for a couple of miles beforehand, in bad weather conditions, and he hit their car head on. Fuller, Ephraim, Ephraim's German wife Bettina, a Hamburg DJ (who was their mutual friend) and the Swiss driver all died in the accident. Ephraim and his wife left behind a son, Stevie, who was 3 years old at the time. Fuller had a daughter, Laura, who was 10.[1]

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 10 April 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link

new Radio 1 DJ - don't remember him. Tim Smith apparently. the one last week that looked like Richie Cunningham, i did vaguely remember him.

who is the female guitarist with holly johnson? she's been there on the last 3 totp appearances but doesn't have a credit on the lp, unless her name is brian may, which seems unlikely.

koogs, Friday, 10 April 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

fucking sonia.

koogs, Friday, 10 April 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

don't think i've ever seen the video for voodoo ray before. they've lifted parts of it from len lye.

koogs, Friday, 10 April 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link

Wasn't it on one of those NME vhs video comps?

I'm sure I a) saw it before it got on TOTP b) still have that video tape somewhere

Mark G, Friday, 10 April 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

This was my final year at university and I'd pretty much weaned myself off chart music by then, and probably had better things to do with my Thursday nights, so I have no memory of these episodes.

koogs, Friday, 10 April 2020 22:42 (four years ago) link

What the fuck was that Michael Jackson video?

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 17 April 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

"Look there's The Incredible Hulk!"

Basically all MJ's LA mates.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 17 April 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link

neither seen nor heard that norman cook song before.

koogs, Friday, 17 April 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link

I don't remember that Eartha Kitt / Bronski Beat song.
Uhgh it's late '89 as evidenced by the sudden chart dominance of Jive Bunny.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 17 April 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link

The Eartha/Bronski B-side, "My Discarded Men", was fun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYjmYRo_0JU

mike t-diva, Saturday, 18 April 2020 09:46 (four years ago) link

Strong shameless rip-off but fun vibes on that Norman Cook song, and another hip-house track in the same show, one-day that genre will make a glorious comeback!

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 18 April 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link

Earliest example I've seen on the show of someone rapping with a pronounced UK accent. There've been plenty of British rappers of course, but they've all been beset with a plague of faux-Americanisms.

chap, Saturday, 18 April 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I thought that

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 18 April 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link

A New Flame by Simply Red is...actually kind of a banger?

chap, Friday, 24 April 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link

They weren't completely useless.

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 24 April 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link

Video is gross tho

or something, Friday, 24 April 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

It's more Mick Hucknall's general air of smugness that pervades everything.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 1 May 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

which is 100% the active ingredient in the grossness of the video just to clarify

or something, Friday, 1 May 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link

who pissed on betty boo's chips?

koogs, Saturday, 9 May 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

doin' the doo-doo

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 9 May 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

Yeah A New Flame is great, i always thought it sounded a bit Bond theme-y.

piscesx, Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

I have a lot of time for Betty Boo, this track and the Boomania era

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 11 May 2020 11:00 (three years ago) link

There was a rap song on the other night where the guy had genuinely sick flow, but I can't remember what it's called.

chap, Monday, 11 May 2020 11:54 (three years ago) link

readhead kingpin and the fbi? very daisy age.

koogs, Monday, 11 May 2020 11:57 (three years ago) link

Yeah that's the one.

chap, Monday, 11 May 2020 12:10 (three years ago) link

game of two halves tonight - didn't know half of it and the half i did know i've always hated (black box especially).

koogs, Friday, 15 May 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

second episode was no better

so much crowd noise again

and it needed an epilepsy warning

koogs, Friday, 15 May 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

Had the second ep on, the chart rundown had lots of artists I remember all doing songs I don't!

Mark G, Friday, 15 May 2020 21:26 (three years ago) link

Black Box is a classic, loved it, such an awesome sounding crossover record. I have had no memory of these numerous Fuzzbox appearances. I keep wanting to like them, but nah.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 16 May 2020 07:51 (three years ago) link

Their Thunderbirds song was kind of almost fun.

chap, Saturday, 16 May 2020 10:40 (three years ago) link

But yes I have literally zero memory of them from first time round (I was 11 in 89 and more into Warhammer and 2000 AD than pop music).

chap, Saturday, 16 May 2020 10:41 (three years ago) link

'Pink Sunshine' and that Thunderbirds track is the extent of my memory of them. Also I don't remember this Cliff Richard song. Starlight - you'd think they'd have made a proper video. A bit of a precursor to the ITV Chart Show videos from random dance acts who unexpectedly have a hit.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 16 May 2020 11:21 (three years ago) link

Then Jericho's singer - a preening cockwipe. At least with Mick Hucknall I get the sense that he's at least partially aware that he's a clown.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 16 May 2020 11:22 (three years ago) link

Black Box - it's a great song regardless of the miming controversy. At least they got a black person to mime to Loleatta Holloway's sampled vocals.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 16 May 2020 11:26 (three years ago) link

Then Jericho's singer - a preening cockwipe. At least with Mick Hucknall I get the sense that he's at least partially aware that he's a clown.

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball),

Yeah what a nob. Also Hucknall wrote better songs and had a better voice.

chap, Saturday, 16 May 2020 11:57 (three years ago) link

The Chart Show! I hadn’t thought about it, but this is now the era of that show too.

I would love to be be able to see a repeat of those shows on the same week too.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link

If we lose BBC4 befoee we get to the 90s episodes that I grew up with I am going to be so disappointed

boxedjoy, Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

xp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs-MrHNGBQM

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 16 May 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link

Just a taste! That will do though, I guess there may be full episodes some weeks.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 16 May 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

Gary Davies says "live" then immediately afterwards introduces Black Box in the studio.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 22 May 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link

My favourite bit of TV magic this week was when Alyson Williams was introduced as being “over there”. Abrupt cut to a clip from a previous week.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 23 May 2020 08:01 (three years ago) link

Jive Bunny's aesthetic really was revoltingly cheap and ugly wasn't it? No one putting in any effort on any level.

chap, Saturday, 23 May 2020 09:48 (three years ago) link

It would be my nomination for worst uk number 1 of all time

or something, Saturday, 23 May 2020 10:21 (three years ago) link

The third Jive Bunny #1 is the worst one, easily.

Also within a year we have Timmy Mallett.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 23 May 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link

Abrupt cut to a clip from a previous week.

Same trick with tonight's two episodes - except this time more fittingly with Black Box.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 29 May 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

Good to see Technotronic (or their single representative).

chap, Saturday, 30 May 2020 00:44 (three years ago) link

Probably the hardest kick drum to feature so far, right?

chap, Saturday, 30 May 2020 00:45 (three years ago) link

I've definitely found a new respect for London Boys after their appearances. Maybe 50/50 between the tunes and those dance routines.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 31 May 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

BRITISH POLITICIAN SEX!

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

The mood whiplash there going from Chris Rea to Jive Bunny. 'The Road To Hell' is an odd song because for me it sums up a lot of late 1989, before suddenly the Berlin Wall fell and things changed drastically.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 12 June 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link

'Oh Well' by Oh Well???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z1aP74rtHA

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 12 June 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

There's a Pet Shop Boys interview where they're in the studio trying to make a 12" mix of 'Discotecha' and with some degree of amused disgust decide that it sounds like Jive Bunny's 'That's What I Like'.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 12 June 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

The mood whiplash there going from Chris Rea to Jive Bunny.

Mood whiplash was fundamentally the beauty of TOTP and I miss it.

chap, Saturday, 13 June 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link

It’s always entertaining to see forgotten songs by artists remembered for bigger hits. E.g. the 'beautiful song' (boring ballad) by Living in a Box, or Bros and “Whoaaaaaaahhh… Chocolate In The Boxxx. Yeah!”

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 14 June 2020 10:02 (three years ago) link

The singer of Living In A Box fails spectacularly at miming guitar.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 19 June 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link

I had forgotten quite how shit Living In A Box were.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 19 June 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

Their self titled debut single is really good but they fall off hard.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 19 June 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link

I've said this upthread but Milli Vanilli are crap even in their music videos, which someone must have at least tried to edit to make them look somewhat competant. How did anyone think that these guys sang on their records? Fab looks bored and Rob looks like he's trying to read a Burger King menu while holding in what he fears will be an enormous shart.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 19 June 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link

Makes me sad seeing Milli Vanilli tbh.

Rapsputin (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link

I find Girl I'm Gonna Miss You really poignant, genuinely great single IMO.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 19 June 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link

Pretty much everything on the first episode tonight had already been on last week, I thought I was watching a repeat-repeat

or something, Friday, 19 June 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link

I'd've bet money the Tina turner song was "simply the best" when it's just called "the best". Its chart career looks surprisingly short given its longevity as a song.

(It's another record, like ride on time, that I never need to hear again)

That queen track, I have never heard.

koogs, Saturday, 20 June 2020 03:05 (three years ago) link

I had no idea until someone mentioned it on Twitter last week that Bonnie Tyler released The Best as a single the year before Tina Turner. Always thought it was an original Tina Turner song.

nate woolls, Saturday, 20 June 2020 03:11 (three years ago) link

That's when you know you're over.

Mark G, Saturday, 20 June 2020 06:45 (three years ago) link

Queen's 'Scandal' is nothing to do with the movie of the same name that came out earlier in 1989, despite the aethetic of the video suggesting otherwise. They look so bored, especially Roger Taylor, drumming while looking off to the side like he was wishing he was off somewhere doing just about anything else. John Deacon's jaunty neckerchief seems oddly out of place in all of that.
In theory there's a lot I should like about Queen, but there are many problems with them that outweigh the good parts. Not least that any humour in their music seems forced and underneath that there's this dull determination to be taken seriously. In a mid 70s interview Brian May said that their original intention was to be "kind of like a heavy group but with good melodies and good harmonies", and if you take away the costumes, props, and videos that's what's left - kind of a heavy group with a few interesting riffs.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 20 June 2020 09:51 (three years ago) link

Nicky Campbell comparing an italo house producer to SAW is approaching Smashie & Nicey territory.
Janet Jackson looking like a character from Sylvester Stallone's movie version of Judge Dredd.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 26 June 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link

Janet Jackson looking like a character from Sylvester Stallone's movie version of Judge Dredd.

I thought that! A compellingly dystopian performance.

Nicky Campbell is a smug prick.

chap, Friday, 26 June 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link

The thing is that on his Radio 1 late night show at the time he sounded completely the opposite.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 26 June 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link

don't remember a lot of this. war of the worlds remix? nope.

but it does appear to be the legendary roses / mondays episode.

koogs, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

(ffwds through happy mondays...)

koogs, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link

I taped both roses/Mondays on VHS with the stereo broadcast input from radio 1fm backthen.

I guess now that tape is redundant

Mark G, Friday, 3 July 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link

interesting viewing tonight, the past month or so has been deeply nostalgic, now it's the 1989 other people remember suddenly. 808 State were brilliant, Roses forgettable, Mondays rhythm section = where the action is.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 July 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

The Jimmy Summerville song was the other thing I'd never heard. And he was dancing way more enthusiastically than the song warranted.

(As I said above, in 1989 I'd just started my first job and was fed up of chart music so this might be the first time of seeing a lot of this)

koogs, Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:13 (three years ago) link

I’ve not watched the show yet, but the Mondays always seemed to understand what druggy, dancey, music needs - a solid groove with a lot of repetition. A little bit like a version of The Fall if they took E rather than speed.

One of the tunes that surprised me the most of the recent episodes was the Deboarah Harry track which I kind of recall vageuly from the time, but it’s been a bit of an earworm recently. Written and produced by a couple of members of The Thompson Twins.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link

Two solid episodes then Queen and Simple Minds do a big shit on proceedings.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 10 July 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link

Was that the bloke from black adder in the Kate Bush video?

koogs, Friday, 10 July 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link

(I ffwd'd through most of the episode tbh, double speed through the Tina turner)

koogs, Friday, 10 July 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link

Lol at the 4 new stereo transmitters, see ceefax for details.

koogs, Friday, 10 July 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

Just got to the Queen / Simple Minds cess pool.

Nothing so far that didn't get the ffwd treatment.

koogs, Friday, 10 July 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

(xps) Yes it was Tim McInnerny.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 10 July 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

Kate Bush was in a Comic Strip episode with him in it too.

everything, Friday, 10 July 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link

Confession: having never seen Rob 'n' Raz & Leila K on TOTP at the time, or even having heard of them until a few days ago, I spent the best part of three decades thinking that song ('Got To Get') was by Neneh Cherry.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 13 July 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link

I've started watching these to alleviate lockdown and also because this is, for me, pretty much where my personal history of pop begins - songs I'm not old enough to remember being new releases but being on the radio and familiar.

I was under the impression they didn't recycle performances nearly as much as they do. Some of them I've seen two or three times and only going on the ones on the iPlayer home page at this moment!

That Inner City song "Whatcha Gonna Do With My Lovin'" needs to be more fondly thought of than it is, so lush and warm. I am also really enjoying Jimmy Sommerville donning his good trackies and going wild for being on stage.

boxedjoy, Monday, 13 July 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link

That Inner City song "Whatcha Gonna Do With My Lovin'" needs to be more fondly thought of than it is, so lush and warm.

Yeah I enjoyed that one - almost a precursor to the smoother end of 2-step.

chap, Monday, 13 July 2020 21:32 (three years ago) link

Yes, it’s wonderful and actually a pretty faithful rendition of the Stephanie Mills original of which I tend to keep forgetting that it’s a cover.

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link

Mood whiplash so strong this episode that it shifted Van Morrison's hairline back three inches.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 17 July 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

You'll love this if you love the single mix; one of the very best remixes of the era, way ahead of the curve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmxiO4hhaWY

piscesx, Friday, 17 July 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

FBI Project and especially Bruno Brookes showing that waistcoats are for wankers.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 17 July 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

"Hello I'm Bruno Brookes and I don't have a clue what the fuck is going on but I'm going to try and cover that up by using my standard 'enthusiastic DJ' voice."

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 17 July 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

yeah the Def Mix is my favourite part of that yesteryear Frankie Knuckles comp but I only knew it from there, I had no concept that at a point in time it would have been considered ~pop music~

boxedjoy, Friday, 17 July 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

boxedjoy, serious question: do you follow current South African music/the various SA house genre threads at all? House music in all its uniquely varied local splendour is a major part of pop music down there.

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 17 July 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

I don't, but only because I wouldn't know where to start with the immense and spiralling threads here!

House music has always been a major part of UK chartpop, at least in my narrative of history. My first homemade tape of songs recorded from the radio went "Don't Give Me Your Life/Two Can Play That Game/Dreamer/It's Not Over/U Sure Do," I got to live through the Ibiza crossover of the millenium and UK garage as well as the Rinse FM Pop takeover of the mid noughties. It's not that I think of that Inner City track being weird because it's house music, more that it's so lush and obviously aspiring to be classy, sophisticated, opulent, a kind of tastefulness that you don't really hear in the kind of dance music that tends to be chartpopular

boxedjoy, Saturday, 18 July 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link

it's so lush and obviously aspiring to be classy, sophisticated, opulent, a kind of tastefulness that you don't really hear in the kind of dance music that tends to be chartpopular


that’s the thing with SA house tho, a lot of the chartpopular stuff is exactly that!

a crash course for your consideration:

•Kabza de Small & DJ Maphorisa’s melodic amapiano:
Sha Sha • Tender Love
🍏Samthing Soweto ft. Sha Sha • Akulaleki
🥭KdS x DjM ft. Aymos & Samthing Soweto • Emcimbini

•Sun-EL World’s gorgeous house:
Sun-El Musician ft. Simmy & Lelo Kamau • Sonini
🍎Simmy • Umahlalela
🍏Sun-El Musician ft. Ami Faku • Into Ingawe
🥭Sun-El Musician ft. Msaki • Ubomi Abumanga

•some others (possibly involving Msaki):
🍏Tresor ft. Msaki • Sondela
Prince Kaybee ft. Msaki • Fetch Your Life

All of them big pop hits in South Africa in the past two years, top 10 or even #1 (some you might know from the 🍎2018 or 🍏2019 EOY 77, and then there’s the🥭2020 contenders)

•Some older examples, and equally big hits:
Black Coffee ft. Nakhane Toure • We Dance Again
Lady Zamar • Collide
Shekhinah • Suited

And these tracks share the upper echelons of the pop charts with bangers like 🍎”Banomoya” and the thread-inspiring 🍏”Baby Are You Coming?”, both of which also placed in our EOY Tracks 77.
And consider another big amapiano hit from last year, De Mthuda’s “Shesha”, which bangs, but is also almost pure Larry Heard.

(all of this in marked contrast to the hipster-approved bobbins/club-but-not-chart hits like “Inspector Morse” and “It Makes You Forget (Itgehane)” that typically place high in our EOY 77)

These tracks are typically conceived and released in 5 to 7 minute format, only to be edited down later for radio play or for the video, if at all - so it’s also not house condensed into a 3-minute pop format, Kylie or Dua style.

If there’s one country in this world that could be considered a House Nation it’s South Africa.

<<end of pitch>>

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

To go back to the original topic: there was a spell in the early 90s when those Def Club Mixes were one of my favourite things in music, but I don’t think these Knuckles/Morales remixes were ever chart hits in their own right. They definitely supported/enhanced the popularity of the original versions though, probably culminating in Morales’s remix of “Dreamlover”.

(also in the particular case of the Inner City track a lot of the qualities you mention are inherent in the pre-house Stephanie Mills original, which was a sizeable US hit)

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link

oh I LOVE Dreamlover in Morales mix form!

that post is a wonderful primer and I massively appreciate it. breastcrawl your passion and excitement for this is so infectious and encouraging, I'm looking forward to spending some time with this later on

boxedjoy, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link

back to TOTP and there's a few specials on iPlayer just now which are ~interesting~ viewing, the Latin special is shameless and the FA Cup one opts for Anfield Rap over World In Motion which is a choice move

boxedjoy, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link

<blush emoji> and thank you for your kind words!

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

Due to my family's monopolisation of the TV on Christmas Day 1989, I didn't get to see this episode at the time, but it's like someone's got their finger on the fast forward button as there's 20 seconds of one song, 30 seconds of another and then OH IT'S JUNE!!!

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link

Confession: having never seen Rob 'n' Raz & Leila K on TOTP at the time, or even having heard of them until a few days ago, I spent the best part of three decades thinking that song ('Got To Get') was by Neneh Cherry.

She does sound a lot like Neneh Cherry - them both being Swedish I guess is why.

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 28 July 2020 11:31 (three years ago) link

No double episode tonight, just this woeful 'Review of the 80s' that was originally broadcast at the end of 1989. 'Live' in the studio, Status Quo and Shakin' Stevens.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 31 July 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link

A song about getting old sung by a man who didn't appear to age for the whole decade.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 31 July 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

A brush and a can of paint on top of the drum machine next to Phil Collins during 'In The Air Tonight'. I was hoping he'd start splashing paint over the audience when the drums kicked in but of course not. I may have told this story elsewhere in ILX, if not on this thread, but I used to work with a woman who was two or three years older than me who said that she was attracted to Phil Collins since she was 15, mainly because of the skullet.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

Some good 10 second video clips in this review of decade and then, yes, David Cassidy in the studio doing a full song.

A stubbly cliff Richard was quite a sight.

The clips are even too short to skip over

koogs, Sunday, 2 August 2020 11:22 (three years ago) link

Chris de burgh in studio now

koogs, Sunday, 2 August 2020 11:23 (three years ago) link

And nothing in the listings for next week...

koogs, Sunday, 2 August 2020 11:30 (three years ago) link

Nor on the TOTP page on the BBC website. I will be gutted if this is finishing before it gets to episodes and performances from my own era of watching.

boxedjoy, Sunday, 2 August 2020 11:53 (three years ago) link

oh, looks like it's been bumped by the snooker.

(although why that shit's not on bbc2 where it belongs is another question)

koogs, Sunday, 2 August 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link

Twitter scuttlebut suggests there’s been no ‘Story of 1990’ filmed yet because Covid.

piscesx, Sunday, 2 August 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

Can't they just get Stuart Maconie and Paul Morley to talk shit on a Zoom call?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 2 August 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

Are they not?

Mark G, Sunday, 2 August 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Ah, the thread you can only find by not searching for top or pops...

Anyway, the 1990 documentaries are on next Friday so 1990 episodes should follow.

90 was a good year for indie but I wonder how much of that will make it onto totp, or will it be full of dreck like the last couple?

koogs, Saturday, 26 September 2020 08:42 (three years ago) link

Maybe it's just nostalgia but I've really really enjoyed the last couple of years of reruns.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 26 September 2020 09:51 (three years ago) link

Woo! I've been waiting for this.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 26 September 2020 12:19 (three years ago) link

90 was a good year for indie but I wonder how much of that will make it onto totp, or will it be full of dreck like the last couple?

A bit of both. For every Kinky Afro Groove there'll be a few Turtle Powers.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 26 September 2020 12:21 (three years ago) link

Thank god - I was getting concerned.

chap, Saturday, 26 September 2020 12:32 (three years ago) link

There's a list on Wikipedia but it's per year and not per episode (which avoids spoilers - good) and also says it's incomplete. It looks better but still not great.

koogs, Saturday, 26 September 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

If you search Popscene and add the year, you'll get all the episodes

Mark G, Saturday, 26 September 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

Search on Google, obviously

Mark G, Saturday, 26 September 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

But spoilers. I'd rather watch them roll out an episode at a time (and then fast forward though them)

koogs, Saturday, 26 September 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

There is that.

On the other hand, can I be bothered looking them up? They're kinda now 'I remember them pretty clearly from first time around' nowadays.

Mark G, Saturday, 26 September 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

Seal came across well. Shaun Ryder looked awful: like Peter Beardsley on smack. Bobby Gillespie looked terrible shuffling around in leather trousers (but nice to see Mark Gardner from Ride pretending to play the keyboards for no particular reason). I like the Monie Love one. Frustrating camerawork for Beats International - just as it got to the 'mm-mm-mmmm-mmm-mmm' bit, they inexplicably cut to a shot of random people on the balcony.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 2 October 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

The story of 1990 is a cracker, particularly after such a long wait, and painfully nostalgic for me. What a fascinating year.

chap, Sunday, 4 October 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link

Two episodes tonight starting at 7pm.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

Story of 1990 was a really good watch: maybe lockdown is affecting my sense of time, but- rather than being nostalgic- 1990 looks more futuristic than any period since. The future looked like it was arriving. Primal Scream come across as hopelessly adrift peddling tired and clapped out old rock cliches amongst a racially diverse day-glo electronic music scene .

Luna Schlosser, Friday, 9 October 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

Same goes for the Quireboys from tonight's first episode. At the time I thought they were American, but it turns out they where from... Newcastle.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 9 October 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

Mis-spelling Megadeth in the chart run down on TOTP is my business... and business is good!!!

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 16 October 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

The Guy Garvey archive trawl on Sky Arts is all *ITV* archive shows that i've never heard of. Supersonic? some regional shows as well.

it's themed, the clips are partial, and he talks all over it, so it's not great.

koogs, Friday, 23 October 2020 11:23 (three years ago) link

David Bowie and Ringo smoking on Russell Harty...

koogs, Friday, 23 October 2020 11:47 (three years ago) link

There's loads of great Russell Harty interviews with Marc Bolan, Elton, The Who, etc.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

Bruno Brookes saying "sponditious" like someone trying to be cool and failing hard. Also ffs Bruno get rid of that suit, it's the 90s!

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link

don't think i've seen that house of love performance before.

koogs, Friday, 23 October 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

I'd forgotten how prevelent Phil Collins was during the early 90s. Unfortunately there's going to be quite a bit more of him (and fucking Genesis) for the next couple of years of re-runs.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 30 October 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

I really like this period of Rod Stewart, but his appearance in the video for 'Downtown Train' (perhaps the most subtle song about a stalker I can think of) is... confusion? Like he's thinking "hang on, here's a video where I'm not drunk, or hungover, or clowning around, what?"

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 30 October 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

Just caught up on a few of these. That effort from Fish was beyond awful.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 31 October 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

That Beloved song was kind of lovably weird despite being basically crap. Conceptually reminded me of Underworld's recent (superior) S.T.A.R., I wonder if there was a long gestating inspiration there.

chap, Saturday, 31 October 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

Beloved made me think of Underworld as well. Odd.

kraudive, Sunday, 1 November 2020 12:58 (three years ago) link

The Brits 1990 megamix, squashed together things that were themselves mostly samples of other things, like War Of The Worlds. Video also included J King handing records to DJs.

Presenter also mentioned two versions of Walk On The Wild Side competing for sales. I guess the other was the original.

koogs, Saturday, 7 November 2020 12:15 (three years ago) link

Great seing Electribe 101 trending on Twitter.

piscesx, Saturday, 7 November 2020 13:22 (three years ago) link

The Annie nightingale thing on later was much more my thing and I regret not taping them both.

koogs, Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

I watched part 2 and have both recorded.

Not seen the "Fairytale in the supermarket" vid before, great. Good to see "Earthbeat" as well.

Mark G, Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link

Yes, those shows had some great clips. Annie Nightingale is kind of underappreciated I feel.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

Least convincing performance of the week goes to tmbg.

We're into the indie dance era, I guess, with primal scream and candy flip and orbital (the performance they covered in the documentary)

koogs, Saturday, 14 November 2020 11:27 (three years ago) link

That'll be the dancer they didn't want on stage. Apart from Orbital and a couple of others, a distinctly underwhelming couple of episodes. A mix of rockers hanging on by their fingernails, SAW produced sausage factory pop, indie/madchester nonsense (Candy Flip - entering the 'BBC won't ban a record or act that references drugs as long as it's not blatant' era), and total egotistical arse (hello The Mission and Bobby Gillespie). My guess is that TMBG were shipped over to England at the last minute without any of their instruments except maybe that lefty Tele. American indie bands of the era seemed to have patented that 'jump around until you run out of breath and then flail your arms about' dance move.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 14 November 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

bobby suffered from being the singer of a song with a 2 minute intro, and those leather trousers.

someone on facebook pointed out that it "features Mark Gardener on keyboards during Loaded because TOTP were insistent that Primal Scream had to have a fake keyboard player. However said fake keyboard player had to be a member of the Musician’s Union"

and same someone pointed out that wayne hussey was barefoot because the inspirals had had away with his shoes.

koogs, Saturday, 14 November 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link

I was taking the piss out of someone at work whose lockdown hair has gone past Flock of Seagulls (a reference he did get) and is now in Mark from Ride territory.

snoball: "You look like Mark from Ride!"
colleague (who is in their late 20s): "Who?"
snoball: "Just google 'Mark from Ride'" *oldening intensifies*

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 14 November 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

so I was mystified by “tmbg”

The Man Baptised Gerald? (a bit too late, I guess)

The Most Beautiful Girl...? (way too early)

Too Much Business du Gibbon? (clutching at straws here)

had to google it (this was before that follow-up post) - They Might Be Giants it is, perhaps obviously

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Saturday, 14 November 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

Least convincing performance of the week goes to tmbg.

But also one of the more entertaining ones.

chap, Saturday, 14 November 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

The UK's 1990 Eurovision entry: no, me neither. I don't remember it at all.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

I've always disliked Bowie's 'Fame 90' - the entire song sounds like it's been put through a phase effect pedal.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 27 November 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

OK, least effort at miming award goes to disgustingly young Mike Patton.

chap, Friday, 27 November 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

Good couple of episodes there on the whole, watching the rubbish Quireboys video was a bit of a strain, but Killer still sounds amazing 30 years on, Vogue too.

discogs marketplace of ideas (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 27 November 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link

Couple of classic Creation eps in the charts (and Loaded not far away) and they are still playing Sonia out twice in two weeks.

koogs, Friday, 27 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

And the Blues Brothers.

koogs, Friday, 27 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

Couple of classic Creation eps in the charts (and Loaded not far away)

I'm still a few weeks behind so haven't caught up with all the episodes yet. Are we talking the Play EP by Ride? I think MBV's Glider EP was just outside the top 40, so I'm not sure what the other one would be.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 27 November 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link

House of Love were in the 30s. But, thinking about it, it was The Beatles And The Stones though, which was neither Creation nor particularly classic.

koogs, Saturday, 28 November 2020 04:21 (three years ago) link

And, yes, Play was the other one, although they used one of the track names rather than the EP name on the rundown.

Also odd to see that Candy Flip were blowing away all the other Manchester bands, chart-wise. Hadn't realised how popular that was.

koogs, Saturday, 28 November 2020 04:33 (three years ago) link

Creation released 6 things in April 1990, so more than one a week. The ride, telescopes and swervedriver were big within my friend-group, the others not so much.

I, perhaps falsely, remember this being a time when there was something of interest out almost everything week, either on Creation or 4ad or Sarah or one of the other indie labels for like months on end, well into 91. But very little of it would've troubled totp.

koogs, Saturday, 28 November 2020 04:58 (three years ago) link

I was 16/17 then and certainly bought a lot of stuff on Creation and 4AD then, if not quite every single week.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

Don't worry, this is the last time Pat and Mick will be troubling the Top 40.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 4 December 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

just morrissey, on a stage, no mic even. surprised they didn't force him to have scantily clad dancer on stage with him.

koogs, Friday, 4 December 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link

looking a lot like robbie williams

koogs, Friday, 4 December 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link

Was that the one where Stephen Street was hoping he might fulfil his ambition and appear on the show (playing guitar as he did) but Morrissey decided it was going to be him on his own?

Mark G, Friday, 4 December 2020 22:20 (three years ago) link

Jesus Heartstopping Christ that NKOTB video.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

All the great tracks they COULD play from one of my favourite eras (Ghetto Heaven!) and they play Micheal Bolton and NKOTB. That Beats International track is the worst follow up to a great single i've ever heard; genuinely phoned-in lousiness, and it seemed to kill them off forever.

piscesx, Friday, 11 December 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

'How Can We Be Lovers' shoots its bolt(on) in the first few seconds by frontloading the chorus and leaves Michael nowhere to go for three minutes.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

I can't believe ANYone was still writing those Rocky IV soundtrack type anthems so late in the day!

Gary Davies is ace ..

piscesx, Friday, 11 December 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link

xxp I don't even remember that Beats International song. I don't think they were expecting 'Dub Be Good TO Me' to be a huge hit and didn't have a follow-up planned? Meanwhile this Thunder song is hard rock by numbers but I don't hate it as they avoid most of the hair metal excesses and cliches that were totally worn out by this point.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

Would have gone over a lot better in 1986 though.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

record company exec: "So can you guys come up with a single that sounds like that hit you had two years ago? Don't worry if you can't come up with any lyrics, just throw in some Van Morrison street observations and muble the rest."

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2020 20:36 (three years ago) link

Bloody hell was 1990 the year of shit singles from acts who'd had a couple of hits at the end of the 80s or something? Sam Brown followed immediately by Paul Young (PS Paul if you're not going to play that guitar why bother with it? Also is that a George Michael wig?).

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

yeah, charts do seem to be pretty dire at the mo.

looking for more evidence that it WAS a good year for music and my claim above that every week there was something worth buying here are 4ad's releases for 1990

https://4ad.com/releases/filtered/all/1990

and i bought literally all of those (and continued to for about 5 years).

sarah?

Sarah 024 The Field Mice, "The Autumn Store part 1", 1990
Sarah 025 The Field Mice, "The Autumn Store part 2", 1990
Sarah 026 Gentle Despite, "Darkest Blue", 1990
Sarah 027 Brighter, "Noah's Ark", 1990
Sarah 028 Action Painting!, "These Things Happen", 1990
Sarah 029 The Orchids, "Something For The Longing", 1990
Sarah 030 Heavenly, "I Fell In Love Last Night", 1990
Sarah 031 Eternal, "Breathe", 1990
Sarah 032 "Sunstroke" (fanzine), 1990
Sarah 033 The Sea Urchins, "A Morning Odyssey", 1990
Sarah 034 St. Christopher, "Antoinette", 1990
Sarah 035 Another Sunny Day, "Rio", 1990
Sarah 036 The Sweetest Ache, "If I Could Shine", 1990
Sarah 037 Even As We Speak, "Nothing Ever Happens", 1990
Sarah 038 The Field Mice, "So Said Kay", 1990
Sarah 039 The Sweetest Ache, "Tell Me How It Feels", 1990
Sarah 403 St. Christopher, Bacharach, 1990
Sarah 601 The Field Mice, Skywriting, 1990
Sarah 602 The Wake, Make It Loud, 1990
Sarah 376 Temple Cloud, 1990
Sarah 545 Air Balloon Road, 1990

i have all those too.

koogs, Friday, 11 December 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link

Jesus Heartstopping Christ that NKOTB video.

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball)

That girl was NOT enjoying herself.

chap, Saturday, 12 December 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link

I guess the aim was to pick a girl out of the audience who was so young that there was no possibility at all of NKOTB being accused of creeping on their audience, but given all the shit with Glitter, Savile and others in the intervening years it immediately set the alarm bells ringing.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 12 December 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link

there was a lot of crap on the second show especially, however we are also in one of the best run of #1 singles ever

Sinéad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
Beats International - Dub Be Good to Me
Snap! - The Power
Madonna - Vogue
Adamski - Killer
England New Order - World in Motion

I made a joke about Nicky Campbell on twitter during this show and he started a conversation with me, which was a bit unexpected.

Gary Sambrook eats substantial meals (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 12 December 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link

I made a joke about Nicky Campbell on twitter during this show and he started a conversation with me, which was a bit unexpected.

Hah! Amicable? Reminds me of the time I had a twitter row about Brexit with Terry Christian...

chap, Saturday, 12 December 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

Well, as you ask, here is the entire interaction

https://i.imgur.com/AYJeON3.png

Bearing in mind that

* I essentially know nothing about Nicky Campbell except he is a TV presenter
* But looking into it he is apparently one of the top-paid BBC presenters and has 1.2 million Twitter followers
* I was made redundant at the end of last month and feel like my family are really on the verge of disaster, can barely sleep TBH
* Despite 1000+ downloads per episode and lots of nice media coverage, I still only get less than $200 p/m on Patreon
* A minor gig at the BBC would basically save me & my family
* I have absolutely nothing at all in the way of networking skills

What do you reckon I should do here?

Gary Sambrook eats substantial meals (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 12 December 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link

I think at least asking if he'd do a tweet about your stuff would be entirely appropriate. I just followed you!

chap, Saturday, 12 December 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link

90 minute chrsitmas special opened with genuinely spooky rooling stones video, 2000 light years from home.

but the only other thing worth watching was the Specials doing nothing in their christmas jumpers. everything else was the usual suspects.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b086trr9/top-of-the-pops-christmas-hits

(stones at beginning, specials at 15:40)

oh, i suppose The Shamen get an A for effort at 59:00, given that it's christmas.

koogs, Thursday, 17 December 2020 10:07 (three years ago) link

a few weeks behind and catching up over the past few days on iPlayer:

- Candy Flip having a maracas player and a tambourine player on stage side-by-side was cracking me up
- what was going on that "Lily Was Here" was such an enduring presence in the chart?
- Jimmy Sommervile might not have the best songs but what an endearingly fun, likeable, charismatic star
- "The Power" is a great single, but in the context of 1990 it sounds even greater - so stark and ominous, so well-assembled and cavernous, even with Turbo B and his two pals mooching around an imaginary triangle outline

I think I've mentioned this before but I think of 1990 as my own "Year Zero" for pop - I was only two years old but a lot of the big stuff from this period is the sound of pop when I was growing up, things like "Love Shack" and "Black Velvet" seem just as essential to me as historical significance as The Beatles and Elvis, and it's great to see them in the context of being contemporary rather than established hits.

boxedjoy, Thursday, 17 December 2020 11:31 (three years ago) link

> what was going on that "Lily Was Here" was such an enduring presence in the chart?

the answer to this is generally "Radio 2 audience"

koogs, Thursday, 17 December 2020 12:04 (three years ago) link

John Barnes' rap in 'World In Motion' is somehow always worse than I remember.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 18 December 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

John Barnes' rap in 'World In Motion' is somehow always worse than I remember.

Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Friday, 18 December 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link

John Barnes's rap in World In Motion is brilliant, what are you talking about?

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 18 December 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link

definitely more brilliant than Keith Allen posing about in the video

CP Radio Gorgeous (Colonel Poo), Friday, 18 December 2020 21:15 (three years ago) link

Yeah, that's the only sour note for me in the whole project. Fuck off Keith.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 18 December 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

Keith wrote the rap, you have to accept one if you love the other

and it was meant to be a mix of all the team's individual takes, but Barnes' was the only slightly competent one

xxp I don't even remember that Beats International song. I don't think they were expecting 'Dub Be Good TO Me' to be a huge hit and didn't have a follow-up planned?

dunno what the song was in this instance, but Beats International's second single was a cover of Norman Cook's first solo single, which had originally featured Sir William Of Bragg on vocals

huge rant (sic), Friday, 18 December 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

I've always found World In Motion and New Order in general aside from Blue Monday obviously to be wildly overrated.

chap, Friday, 18 December 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link

Keith Allen is actually Welsh too.

Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Friday, 18 December 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

bun de witch

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 19 December 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link

1995 looks like another world, compared to 90.

Jack Dee and Bjork are one for the photos of people you don't expect to see together thread.

Lol at scatman John.

koogs, Saturday, 19 December 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link

And o_O at Michael j's Christmas message video. So pale he looked 2d.

koogs, Saturday, 19 December 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link

Barnes' was the only slightly competent one

His timing is so off it's like he's reading the words off a card next to the camera.

Jack Dee and Bjork

Somehow the most 1995 combination of presenters.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 19 December 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link

Britpop year. Mike Flowers Pops Christmas number one with a comedy oasis cover.

Whole show very glitzy somehow, like camera or lighting technology had evolved.

koogs, Saturday, 19 December 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

the World In Motion B-side contains a snippet of the best edited-together version they could manage (timed link)

huge rant (sic), Saturday, 19 December 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link

I had completely and utterly forgotten the existence of Mike Flowers.

that's a hard e-no from me (Matt #2), Saturday, 19 December 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link

Lucky you.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 19 December 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

Britpop year. Mike Flowers Pops Christmas number one with a comedy oasis cover.

checked this, because I had no memory of this being a number one (and no memory of FT/Popular covering it) - it was a #2 Xmas hit.

obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Saturday, 19 December 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

The previous world Cup, I saw the http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg during their residency at the MeanFiddler. They had a comedy night, Keith Allen was basically slagging off England as a football team (Atilla the Stockbroker disagreed and they had a bet on)

Anyway, four years later Keith is writing the song that bigs up the national team. Funny that.

Mark G, Saturday, 19 December 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link

Oh, is the cat still depping for the Red skins?

OK

Mark G, Saturday, 19 December 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

How many of the players were still in the team?

huge rant (sic), Sunday, 20 December 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link

What's this 1995 business?

chap, Sunday, 20 December 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link

Keith also had a hand on Vindaloo iirc

(It was 1995 night on bbc4 and they showed Xmas totp)

koogs, Sunday, 20 December 2020 01:10 (three years ago) link

Could've sworn he said MFP was Christmas number one, they closed the show with it (unless they'd already played the real #1)

koogs, Sunday, 20 December 2020 01:12 (three years ago) link

They had played MJ twice, both with his sister and solo (and played the aforementioned creepy video message), so maybe they back-announced that as the Xmas number one and then rounded off with wonder wall. Wasn't paying too much attention at that point tbh.

koogs, Sunday, 20 December 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link

Keith also had a hand on Vindaloo iirc

He was 1/3 of the band and the lead singer on three of their four singles. He also co-wrote and sang on Black Grape's football record England's Irie, which led to Joe Strummer's only appearance on Top Of The Pops, still drunk/etc from going out after rehearsal the night before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXmCZoYASxc

huge rant (sic), Sunday, 20 December 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Jx0v9Look

Mike Flowers cover of Don't Cry For Me Argentina complete with a Macarena interpolation was even worse, obviously I love it

boxedjoy, Sunday, 20 December 2020 11:51 (three years ago) link

'84 christmas was full of bangers (and jim diamond), with each act introducing the next. lots of repetition though - frankie on 3 times, durans twice, wham twice (iirc) and a live "do they know it's christmas?" with pretty much everybody as a finale

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09jc3k1

koogs, Thursday, 24 December 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Elton's first #1. Also Chris Lowe would like his hat back.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 15 January 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link

wtf bob geldof?

koogs, Friday, 15 January 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link

yes, that Geldof song was so shit, ot a good couple of shows at all.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 15 January 2021 20:58 (three years ago) link

Elton's first solo number one, I should pedantically point out.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 15 January 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link

"Don't go breaking my duck"

Mark G, Friday, 15 January 2021 22:21 (three years ago) link

the evidence against geldof. you won't thank me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1wbsKergpk

koogs, Friday, 15 January 2021 22:29 (three years ago) link

I really hate Elton John.

chap, Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:59 (three years ago) link

xp. fuck me that's bad

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 16 January 2021 01:03 (three years ago) link

Craig McLachlan and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - welcome to Summer 1990.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 29 January 2021 21:09 (three years ago) link

Elton John's appearance with Jaki from a weeks back is some real "taken loads of drugs before the bouncers catch me" energy

boxedjoy, Friday, 29 January 2021 21:38 (three years ago) link

the thing that's rolling my eyes this evening is madonna

koogs, Friday, 29 January 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

I wonder which performance was Elton’s last before his big clean up. Must be coming up soon as he knocked it all on the head in 1990.

piscesx, Friday, 29 January 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link

Elton John's appearance with Jaki from a weeks back is some real "taken loads of drugs before the bouncers catch me" energy

Jaki Liebezeit played with Elton John?

Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Friday, 29 January 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link

Man, LFO sounded goooood coming straight after Partners in Kryme.

chap, Friday, 29 January 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

LFO sounded beamed in from another planet. Also feeling Blue Pearl tonight and that's my favourite Technotronic

or something, Friday, 29 January 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link

Just caught up on a load and yes, that Geldof one was shit. To be honest, a good 90% of it is either shit or blandly forgettable at the moment.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 30 January 2021 14:41 (three years ago) link

the thing that's rolling my eyes this evening is madonna

August 1990. Family holiday in a farm cottage in Wales. My dad takes me and my brother to a pub in the middle of nowhere so we can have a game of pool. We're clearly the only non-locals in there. My dad decides to break the tension by putting some music on the duke box. He's not really down with the kids, but he recognises the name 'Madonna' and knows that she's popular. A minute later and everyone in the pub is staring at us as Madonna announces that there's nothing like a good spanky.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 31 January 2021 21:53 (three years ago) link

Well, it could have been a request to justify her love..

Mark G, Sunday, 31 January 2021 23:15 (three years ago) link

My dad was a synth hater and under the impression that they were "trying to pass as real instruments", watching the amount of performances from around this time featuring someone with a guitar onstage in a clearly all-electronic track makes me understand where this misconception came from.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 1 February 2021 12:04 (three years ago) link

I remember Strawberry Switchblade totp, Rose playing guitar, clearly the right chords, but also clearly not on the record/track.

Mark G, Monday, 1 February 2021 23:49 (three years ago) link

It's been said upthread but LFO is a fucking tune.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2021 21:11 (three years ago) link

A bit spun out by the NKOTB Casio Beatles pastiche...

chap, Friday, 5 February 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

Tricky Disco sounding much, much better than I remember. I bought it totally on spec because it was the plain purple sleeve WARP single after LFO (which, to repeat those who have come before, is still a fucking banger).

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Friday, 5 February 2021 21:34 (three years ago) link

Does Timmy Mallett actually sing on this song at all?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2021 21:35 (three years ago) link

Tricky Disco very slightly spoiled by the ubiquitous early 90s 'oh... yeah...' sample that Timmy Mallett's song hammers (pun not intended) into the ground.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link

Does Timmy Mallett actually sing on this song at all?

This hasn't been officially confirmed, but I have heard that it's a session singer from a few places now.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 5 February 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

The 'oh... yeah...' was a pointed dig at the ubiquity of that sample at that time, though rather than bring a sample it is voiced by one of the duo, Lee Newman, and then pitched up.

Does anyone know if there will be a "The Story Of 1990" this year?

x post

stirmonster, Friday, 5 February 2021 22:20 (three years ago) link

referring to Tricky Disco there in case not clear.

stirmonster, Friday, 5 February 2021 22:21 (three years ago) link

I think they usually do the 'Story of...' at the start of a new TOTP year.

Just went down a Google wormhole trying to find who sang Itsy Bitsy (apparently A guy called Paul Everton, now a teacher) and discovered it was produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber as a bet with his wife lol

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Friday, 5 February 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link

I thought they were usually shown around January.

stirmonster, Friday, 5 February 2021 22:28 (three years ago) link

Itsy Bitsy is a sleazy record for kids, which should not be a thing.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 5 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

Does anyone know if there will be a "The Story Of 1990" this year?

They showed it already, a few months ago - was a good one!

chap, Saturday, 6 February 2021 00:37 (three years ago) link

Adamski was in it, he had a very memorable look.

boxedjoy, Saturday, 6 February 2021 11:14 (three years ago) link

Good anecdote about him and Seal meeting as well.

chap, Saturday, 6 February 2021 15:45 (three years ago) link

Adamski was in it, he had a very memorable look.

Oh, i saw it! I am patently losing my mind.

stirmonster, Saturday, 6 February 2021 16:36 (three years ago) link

I thought they were usually shown around January.

They were, but because we had a few blank months over the summer (presumably because of COVID) we didn't finish 1990 in December.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:14 (three years ago) link

1990 only started in september. we talked about the 1990 documentary then:

The Rolling "Top of the Pops" BBC4 Revival thread.

(hope that works)

koogs, Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link

ah, thanks. sorry for thread derail.

stirmonster, Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:40 (three years ago) link

no prob. it was a bit weird with the break. it was also the first overview show i watched.

and they do repeat them towards the end, i think, or just randomly - story of '77 is on on thursday for instance. big hits 89 on bbc2 tonight.

koogs, Saturday, 6 February 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link

it was also the first overview show i watched.

You've missed out. The overview shows are much better than the actual episodes of TOTP.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 7 February 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link

Well, yeah but you get more context with the episodes.

Mark G, Sunday, 7 February 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link

the 1990 show is repeated on Thursday on bbc2

koogs, Saturday, 13 February 2021 10:01 (three years ago) link

(the overview show, that is)

koogs, Saturday, 13 February 2021 10:03 (three years ago) link

Anthea turner called klf kfm in the intro.

primal scream track at the end head and shoulders above everything else in the show (consolation prize to Betty boo)

koogs, Sunday, 14 February 2021 10:52 (three years ago) link

Yeah, glad to see "Come Together" vid, it's not often seen.

Mark G, Sunday, 14 February 2021 10:56 (three years ago) link

i had screamadelica on vhs (and only vhs) for the longest while, finally buying a cd copy for £3 in 2008 (although i had all the singles on vinyl)

koogs, Sunday, 14 February 2021 11:05 (three years ago) link

Primal Scream are not for me. His vocals exemplify that slightly out of tune can't be bothered Indie style of singing which I hate.

chap, Sunday, 14 February 2021 11:42 (three years ago) link

whit's this now

shivers me timber (sic), Sunday, 14 February 2021 11:56 (three years ago) link

Bob can be bothered, he just can't sing.

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 February 2021 12:02 (three years ago) link

Lol, Primal Scream got a skip here, one of the worst things E A S I L Y in the show

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 14 February 2021 12:36 (three years ago) link

"head and shoulders above everything else" pfft Primal Scream do not have T U R T L E power

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:17 (three years ago) link

Haha. After 4 weeks that also got a skip.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:30 (three years ago) link

Primal Scream not head and shoulders above KLF or Hardcore Uproar

or something, Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:59 (three years ago) link

Imagine writing a song which is vastly inferior to a very famous song called Come Together, and naming it Come Together. This has happened several times.

chap, Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:59 (three years ago) link

Now or something is my best friend etc.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 14 February 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link

Jive Bunny and Timmy Mallett on the same week. At least there's Dee-lite.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 19 February 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link

Is there going to be one or two episodes this week?

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 19 February 2021 19:32 (three years ago) link

(my pvr doesn't like the 7pm cbeebies to bbc4 switchover, i often get audio only, so it'll be interesting to see if these recorded)

koogs, Friday, 19 February 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link

yeah, no dice on the first episode, but the second one taped.

betty boo rhyming 'window' with 'handle'

dancers doing all the work on itsy bitsy.

koogs, Friday, 19 February 2021 20:09 (three years ago) link

I dunno, say what you want about Mallett, he is giving being obnoxious some real welly as far as I can tell.

chap, Saturday, 20 February 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link

catching up on the first of this week's

nice to see Phil's hair has grown back on that one side, but i hope he didn't pay full price for that jacket. least cool I've ever seen the human League.

koogs, Sunday, 21 February 2021 11:15 (three years ago) link

poor old janet kay

koogs, Sunday, 21 February 2021 11:20 (three years ago) link

never liked that swanee whistle noise in the dee lite song but enjoyed seeing the video again

koogs, Sunday, 21 February 2021 11:28 (three years ago) link

I only recently realised that's Bootsy Fucking Collins.

chap, Sunday, 21 February 2021 12:44 (three years ago) link

I mean I had no idea who he was in 1990.

chap, Sunday, 21 February 2021 12:45 (three years ago) link

Also the male Dee-Lite members' styles are very 2010s hipster.

chap, Sunday, 21 February 2021 12:47 (three years ago) link

<q>poor old janet kay</q>

Seconded, having to sing backing to a much worse version of your own song, mind blowing.

There have been times in my life when I’ve heard Groove is in the Heart too much, but what a perfect pop song.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link

yeah, i only hope it was lucrative for her.

i had a listen to other deee-lite songs on youtube. not a glimmer.

koogs, Sunday, 21 February 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

I've got a lot of time for Good Beat, but if you wanted a similar song to Groove you're out of luck, this is more of a deep house track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP55r5CDjI8

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 21 February 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

definitely worth searching through Towa Tei's back catalogue though, whether solo or his collabs like the supergroup Metafive (with Cornelius, Yukihiro Takahashi and others). some great stuff in there.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 22 February 2021 07:28 (three years ago) link

Her from Deee-Lite has fallen deep into the conspiracy hole in recent years :(

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 22 February 2021 11:53 (three years ago) link

Oh no really? That hippy/free-your-mind thing again..

piscesx, Monday, 22 February 2021 13:58 (three years ago) link

Story of '79 yesterday, featuring one Janet Kay. IT'S ALL CONNECTED

(18 at a time, singing live in front of an audience for the first time)

koogs, Friday, 26 February 2021 10:57 (three years ago) link

trevor nelson talking about the house party scene as seen in the Lover's Rock thing.

koogs, Friday, 26 February 2021 10:59 (three years ago) link

The disconnect between that live Steve Miller Band performance and the audience's reaction. Also Faith No More making me hate them even more by pretending to be the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 26 February 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link

I'm fascinated by Gary Davies' ability to say almost anything without any emotion, just this professional 'enthusiasm' - "one of the most happening dance acts around at the moment"

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 26 February 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

why was the steve miller band in the charts even? advert? film? and why the live versions of all things?

koogs, Friday, 26 February 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link

Levi's advert

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 February 2021 21:38 (three years ago) link

& not the live version, guess they couldn't source a better clip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAHNihB_kzY

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 February 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

It upsets me a bit when people compare FNM unfavourably to RHCP (to be fair Epic is by far their most Chillis-ish song).

chap, Saturday, 27 February 2021 11:40 (three years ago) link

why was the steve miller band in the charts even? advert? film? and why the live versions of all things?

― koogs, Friday, 26 February 2021 21:32 (yesterday)

Levi's advert

― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 February 2021 21:38 (yesterday)

Followed by The Clash 'Should I Stay Or Should I Go?' and T-Rex '20th Century Boy', I think.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 27 February 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link

Then Stiltskin, Babylon Zoo, Mr Oizo.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 27 February 2021 21:20 (three years ago) link

xxp it's more the video than the song really.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 27 February 2021 21:23 (three years ago) link

TS: Mike Patton being a dick as a way of lampooning the ridiculousness of the rock music business VS Anthony Kiedis being a dick because he's a dick (which Patton would have plenty of direct experience of particularly around the time of Mr. Bungle's 'California' which he'd then respond to by... being a dick as a way of lampooning the ridiculousness of Anthony Kiedis)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 27 February 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link

There's a bit in that Steve Miller concert footage where a woman shows up to offer him a joint and he refuses?

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 1 March 2021 11:12 (three years ago) link

Probably wasn't midnight yet.

chap, Monday, 1 March 2021 11:46 (three years ago) link

Nice to see KLF and Bassomatic on this week's edition. Wasn't it notoriously (and dubiously) the case that Steve Miller Band and Deee-Lite had sold exactly the same number of copies that week (in the shop panel sample, not literally nationwide), so SMB got the #1 due to the greater week-on-week increase?

Michael Jones, Monday, 1 March 2021 12:09 (three years ago) link

Yep, that was the week.

Mark G, Monday, 1 March 2021 14:24 (three years ago) link

It's ILXs favourite covidiot Ian Brown.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:05 (three years ago) link

In 1990 I had a double breasted suit that looked like the one Nicky Campbell is wearing on tonight's first episode. It's a style that simultaneously requires the wearer to be thin (I was since I was a skinny tall 16 year old) but also manages to make the wearer look too thin.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

I started technical college in September 1990 and The Farm's 'Groovy Train' was played a lot on the jukebox in the canteen.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link

aah, little timmy charlatan

koogs, Friday, 5 March 2021 20:26 (three years ago) link

and why the live versions of all things?

It's a Steve Miller Band gig from Detroit in 1983. No idea why since there was a promo film made for the song when it originally came out.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

aah, little marky gardiner

koogs, Friday, 5 March 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

Really nice to see Taste out all the way to the end and not truncated with the end of credits. That was a strong show, Status Quo doing a Jive Bunny turn aside.

Michael Jones, Friday, 5 March 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link

> Status Quo doing a Jive Bunny turn aside

i was going to post exactly the same thing

koogs, Friday, 5 March 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link

(the ride video is actually quite a bit longer, they cut a lot of the intro)

koogs, Friday, 5 March 2021 21:16 (three years ago) link

When Maria McKee was on a couple of episodes ago I could imagine my Dad saying "well, at least she can sing"; but Quo really was there for the parents. Possibly grandparents.

Michael Jones, Friday, 5 March 2021 21:58 (three years ago) link

I thought The Cult of Snap was surprisingly good, despite having no memory of it. An unusually hard, multilayered beat for a Eurodance sort of thing.

chap, Saturday, 6 March 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link

"So Hard" is one of my favourite PSB singles.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 12 March 2021 20:09 (three years ago) link

Was that a stand in for Chris Lowe? Looks like he's time travelled back to '90 from a '94 NYC hiphop video.

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Friday, 12 March 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link

the world needed more turtle-centric rap music

koogs, Friday, 12 March 2021 20:57 (three years ago) link

and now a sisters of mercy record that I've never heard.

koogs, Friday, 12 March 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link

Quite a good Sisters of Mercy song I thought.

Struck by how babyfaced MC Hammer was compared to my mental image of him.

chap, Friday, 12 March 2021 23:32 (three years ago) link

Good beat on this Chimes song. Lots of good beats around in '90.

chap, Friday, 12 March 2021 23:34 (three years ago) link

what’s the Chinese song?

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 12 March 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link

Chimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmMr5u7cl3U

chap, Friday, 12 March 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link

thought the sisters wasn't a patch on the things i do know. did nothing for me.

two very skipable shows.

I'm guessing blue velvet was because of the film. no, far too late. another advert then.

koogs, Friday, 12 March 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link

I barely know SoM and I enjoyed it.

chap, Saturday, 13 March 2021 00:09 (three years ago) link

shouldn’t smoke and post, I guess lol

“Heaven” is a good one

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 13 March 2021 02:05 (three years ago) link

Anyone know why Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" was re-released?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

Oh wait I know - Peugeot advert

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:22 (three years ago) link

uuuhhh - two songs in the chart with Tom Cruise in the video.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:43 (three years ago) link

A lot of very oily hair this evening.

chap, Friday, 19 March 2021 23:06 (three years ago) link

George Michael in "I really don't want to record a video, how about I just stand here and pretend to record the vocals?" action.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 26 March 2021 20:33 (three years ago) link

I'd forgotten about the Kim Appleby song, it's quite a banger actually. Apparently it was originally planned as a Mel & Kim track (who I love unconditionally)

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 28 March 2021 09:30 (three years ago) link

There was an unexpected outpouring of affection for her song all over Twitter, I had no real recollection of it tbh but it was heartwarming reading that people liked it so much.

piscesx, Sunday, 28 March 2021 14:28 (three years ago) link

I'm still a few weeks behind. Is the Kim one the one that goes something like "back on your feet in no time, you'll be fine, don't worry"? That's the only one of hers I can remember.

Watching MC Tunes - Tunes Splits The Atom (which I also vaguely remember) and I was struck by how much it reminded me of Ice Ice Baby (even though it's based on the I Am The Resurrection bass line) and must have predated it by a few months.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 28 March 2021 16:44 (three years ago) link

yes, that’s the one, “Don’t Worry” - fantastic song

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Sunday, 28 March 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link

Watching MC Tunes - Tunes Splits The Atom (which I also vaguely remember) and I was struck by how much it reminded me of Ice Ice Baby (even though it's based on the I Am The Resurrection bass line) and must have predated it by a few months.

Much more of a rowdy underground energy than Ice Ice Baby. Good track.

chap, Sunday, 28 March 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link

do i remember Chuck d or someone stanning for V Ice back in the day? he supported both Public Enemy and nwa on tour at least.

(his list of run-ins with the police on Wikipedia is an odd read)

shows largely terrible today. jive bunny. the people behind jive bunny. bob state.

koogs, Friday, 2 April 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

On the one hand it's so easy to take the piss out of Vanilla Ice. On the other hand it's so difficult because he inadvertently takes the piss out of himself.
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51cmUDiihoL._RI_.jpg

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 2 April 2021 21:58 (three years ago) link

do i remember Chuck d or someone stanning for V Ice back in the day? he supported both Public Enemy and nwa on tour at least.

He really wasn't that bad a rapper. His flow was miles better than MC Hammer gor example.

chap, Friday, 2 April 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link

I was thinking that if you just listened to the audio in isolation it'd be a fun enough early 90's Hip-Hop party track but the accompanying video immediately cancels any impulse on my part to defend it.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 5 April 2021 09:52 (three years ago) link

Ice Ice Baby is a great pop record. Pretty much everything else he ever did was atrocious, bar one uncredited collabo on the second Bloodhound Gang album, and Size Queen by Betty Blowtorch. He seems to have generally been appreciative of how lucky he is, though (but was doing super-spreader events during the pandemic, and played Mar-A-Lago's NYE party, so fuck him).

Chuck D's interest is covered in this great Jeff Weiss longread from October.

armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 5 April 2021 11:01 (three years ago) link

So much pointless nostalgia in the charts at this time - the Tina/Rod duet on "It Takes Two", Proclaimers doing "King Of The Road", Jimmy Sommerville doing "To Love Somebody" and fucking "Unchained Melody" on top for ages. Thanks god for 808 State and Julee Cruise (who could also be accused of nostalgia pandering but it's a different thing surely).

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 5 April 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link

Well, I dig out "Ex-el" quite regularly but.

Mark G, Monday, 5 April 2021 12:46 (three years ago) link

I think there's a fair difference in approach between Julee Cruise and Jive Bunny tbh

gordon whippoorwilltrap (Matt #2), Monday, 5 April 2021 15:16 (three years ago) link

the jive bunny video was new footage and was just odd. it also seemed to be less of a mix than previously.

koogs, Monday, 5 April 2021 15:23 (three years ago) link

yes, there were original bontempi organ parts, didn't think they could make their music worse but I was wrong

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 5 April 2021 15:25 (three years ago) link

the jive bunny video was new footage and was just odd.

Different to previous JB vids but equally tacky and appalling.

chap, Monday, 5 April 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link

Forgot that live version of "Birthday" in my list of worst offenders in re: pointless rethreads. Not from the last two eps but same vibe.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 11:02 (three years ago) link

And frankly Jive Bunny are at least Lovecraftian monstrosities and a total artifact of days gone by, I'd rather watch that than Macca or Tina Turner redoing a track from the 60's.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 11:03 (three years ago) link

Always amuses me that the Jive Bunny lot ended up starting Tidy Trax and releasing a load of Tony De Vit hard house classics

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 11:15 (three years ago) link

one for up-the-arse corner perhaps

building a hole (NickB), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 11:26 (three years ago) link

And this is separate from the Brookes/Kershaw team up on "Let's Dance"? Good lord.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 11:27 (three years ago) link

Monie Love (yes, I'm still a few weeks behind). I remember seeing 'It's A Shame (My Sister)' on TOTP in 1990 (I was probably watching it to see Ride) and liking it, but I don't remember ever hearing anything else by her until last year when she was on the 1989 reruns with that 'Grandpa's Party' one (which was also quite good). I'd always assumed she was American, but then wikipedia told me she comes from South London, so I was going to say something about how British rappers were still using American accents in 1990...but then it turns out she'd actually moved to the USA before she had those hits and still lives there now.

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 12:48 (three years ago) link

fucks sake

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 April 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link

What, really?#totp #totp1990 pic.twitter.com/LJMLE1ufOt

— Centuries of Sound (@Centuries_Sound) April 9, 2021

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 April 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link

BBC 1 and 2 are basically showing the same programmes.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 9 April 2021 18:44 (three years ago) link

Oh FFS, just went onto iPlayer for our Saturday morning routine.

In the words of a Liverpool supporter I once heard at Portman Road when there was a minute's silence for the Queen Mother, "Vive la République!"

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 10 April 2021 06:29 (three years ago) link

the Saturday repeats were in the epg when i looked yesterday but that might change.

koogs, Saturday, 10 April 2021 06:31 (three years ago) link

They're being shown at 1am.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 10 April 2021 08:49 (three years ago) link

I was also looking forward to the Masterchef final last night :(

chap, Saturday, 10 April 2021 11:46 (three years ago) link

went to watch Battlestar Galactica this morning and got Edwina Curry

koogs, Saturday, 10 April 2021 12:02 (three years ago) link

She's definitely a Cylon.

chap, Saturday, 10 April 2021 12:24 (three years ago) link

is the grand national going to be on? I mean I'm sure he would be in favour of some cruelty to horses on TV.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 10 April 2021 12:29 (three years ago) link

How about some re-runs of Love Thy Neighbour and Mind Your Language?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 10 April 2021 12:50 (three years ago) link

Or re-runs of programmes broadcast several hours earlier, becasue according to BBC iPlayer this week's two TOTP episodes have been cancelled.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 11 April 2021 07:14 (three years ago) link

Another sad weekend morning in chez Chew.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 11 April 2021 07:27 (three years ago) link

Surely this is the event that will get us to finally abolish the monarchy, let's go lads

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 12 April 2021 10:51 (three years ago) link

...and that event would be Vanilla Ice performing live on TOTP?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 16 April 2021 20:24 (three years ago) link

he put on a good enough show I guess? though I was easily pleased after hearing Pray AND Saviour's Day AND This One's For The Children by NKOTB.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 16 April 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link

Yeah Robert Van Winkle was easily one of the finer performers in this episode.

chap, Friday, 16 April 2021 23:52 (three years ago) link

I thought The Dream Warriors on the other show also showed good chops.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 17 April 2021 07:06 (three years ago) link

Some really good performances these last two episodes but some terrible dross as well (Cliff particularly). There's no doubt that both Dream Warriors and Vanilla Ice were able to get a genuinely enthusiastic response out of the audience. But Vanilla looks like a dork trying too hard sometimes, especially when he dances (and particularly in the video where he's dressed like a waiter at a wedding reception). Jim Carrey's parody had already ben broadcast in the US on In Living Color back in October, but no social media back then so not many people in the UK would have seen it. On the other hand IIRC we'd already switched over to thinking of the Iceman as being a tool.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 17 April 2021 07:23 (three years ago) link

The 90's were full of this apolitical "let's make the world a better place" messaging, as seen on the entries by KNOTB and most egregiously Twenty 4 Seven (racism bad! being nice to animals good!); old school christian pablum by Sir Cliff fits right in. I think I used to assume I just remembered it that way because I was a child at the time but it does seem to have been everywhere.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 18 April 2021 11:23 (three years ago) link

and then you have vanilla ice singing about his tech 9

koogs, Sunday, 18 April 2021 11:35 (three years ago) link

Vanilla boasting about being involved in a drive by shooting but the cops let him go because he's white?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 April 2021 11:44 (three years ago) link

So very white white, baby...

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 April 2021 11:45 (three years ago) link

seen on the entries by KNOTB and most egregiously Twenty 4 Seven

Also The Farm, which is actually a pretty crappy song despite its iconic chorus.

chap, Sunday, 18 April 2021 12:00 (three years ago) link

I give that one a pass for being about a specific event and thus marginally less vapid, even if what the lyrics take away from that event is pretty naive and, yeah, not a great song in general.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 18 April 2021 13:22 (three years ago) link

and then you have vanilla ice singing about his tech 9

I always assumed this was just a regular pistol.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 18 April 2021 19:22 (three years ago) link

bloody snooker

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 23 April 2021 20:12 (two years ago) link

this is worse than 9th april

koogs, Friday, 23 April 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link

Jesus christ.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 24 April 2021 07:34 (two years ago) link

Mmm, snooker is better than Phil docs, but.

Mark G, Saturday, 24 April 2021 07:41 (two years ago) link

but both are a load of old balls?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 24 April 2021 09:36 (two years ago) link

snooker next Friday too

koogs, Saturday, 24 April 2021 09:50 (two years ago) link

snooker loopy nuts are we
us and them and him and me
we'll show you
what we can do
we can mess up the schedule
worse than Prince Phillip too

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 24 April 2021 10:15 (two years ago) link

pot the reds and
screw that
because Vanilla Ice is never
coming back
snooker loopy nuts are we
we're all snooker
loopy

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 24 April 2021 10:16 (two years ago) link

they're just trolling us now

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 24 April 2021 12:45 (two years ago) link

Re-runs resume. Bizarre to see Shaky perform a Christmas song in May but we've landed in mid December 1990.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 7 May 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link

the trolling continues

koogs, Friday, 7 May 2021 19:11 (two years ago) link

Of the video for 'Freedom', George Michael said something to the effect that "people will enjoy watching it more that I'm not in it".

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 7 May 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w8XVtETu98
from 14m25s onwards

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 7 May 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link

return to form there for jive bunny.

not much mixing in that grease megamix.

koogs, Friday, 7 May 2021 20:22 (two years ago) link

Worst two show run of the year?

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 8 May 2021 07:32 (two years ago) link

Yes. There have been worse individual shows but these last two are the worst back-to-back shows in a while.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 8 May 2021 12:28 (two years ago) link

I guess Christmas is often the time of the year the charts are at their most tedious, but fingers crossed January might bring something better.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 8 May 2021 13:05 (two years ago) link

there are already green shoots of recovery in the breakers section, first show was bizarre in that there were four climbers in the top 10 and they played none of them!

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 May 2021 13:38 (two years ago) link

Christmas Day 1990 TOTP on now.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link

Andi Peters in 'about to hit the gym' action.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link

That could have been edited down to half an hour and there'd still have been filler.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:59 (two years ago) link

I really am not sure why they didn't edit out the old Xmas number one clips.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link

Coming very soon then; Shoe-gazing hits!

piscesx, Saturday, 15 May 2021 02:20 (two years ago) link

High point was the live version of Killer, it wasn’t the worst Christmas show at all though, even if all the old clips were a bit dull - maybe in 1990 you weren’t bombarded with them quite as much as now when November 1st appears to be the start of Christmas.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 15 May 2021 08:25 (two years ago) link

Some Killer mostly filler.
Radio 1 did play Slade's Zmas joint back in the early 90s but it definitely wasn't like today's streaming dominated chart where for Nov/Dec it's seemingly every Christmas song ever recorded including at least three versions of 'Let It Snow' and Tones & I's 'Dance Monkey'.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 15 May 2021 09:32 (two years ago) link

I wasn't into the reworked Killer, it changed a lot of what was so great about it and added nothing much in the way of good new bits.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 May 2021 09:33 (two years ago) link

For sure, the single version is at least a 9 out of 10 for me. The vowel-y synth line wasn‘t great and ran for far too long, but taken in the context of a live perfomance I think overall this rawer take worked well with the switch-up to the syncopated rhythm added more energy at a good time and the bleepy stabs in the middle 8 were a nice variation. 7.5/10

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 15 May 2021 12:16 (two years ago) link

ah, that time of the year when there's a metal #1...

(happened quite a bit - sales are generally down after Christmas but the avid metal fans would make an effort to buy there new iron maiden)

also, Grebo week. poppies vocals were terrible.

koogs, Friday, 21 May 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link

Sounded like PWEI's backing track was turned way down.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 21 May 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link

Have I missed the 'highlights of 1991' show or did they just launch into the new year without showing one?

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:55 (two years ago) link

there isn't one.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 May 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link

Well, this is a bummer! 😔 .@russty_russ and anyone else who is following this programme. pic.twitter.com/CcbzqZRVU1

— 80s Retro (@1980s_Retro) May 21, 2021

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 May 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link

This is an outrage

The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 22 May 2021 14:41 (two years ago) link

I think it will get made eventually, just not at this present time

boxedjoy, Saturday, 22 May 2021 14:49 (two years ago) link

I'd rather they crack on with the episodes than hang around for months waiting for it to get made like they seemed to with 90.

chap, Saturday, 22 May 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link

Someone tell The Stranglers it's not the 80s.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 28 May 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link

story of '84 on over the weekend and what i think was Mike Reid trying to rewrite history when talking about Relax. he said he was doing a chart rundown show and they were overrunning so he was looking for something to cut...

best of the tube on London Live covering a lot of the same ground recently - siouxsie, frankie, lauper, madonna...

koogs, Monday, 31 May 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link

This follow up single from Vanilla Ice is so dire that I'd completely forgotten about it "your body's getting hot yo, so I can smell it"

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 4 June 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link

When I was at sixth form college I had a Saturday job in FADS ('the paint and paper people'). At the start of 1991 the manager decided to jazz things up a bit and replaced the nondescript muzak with something that he thought would get the customers rolling in: more muzak, but this time reinterpretations of current hits. So there's a lot of songs here that are sending shivers down my spine as I recall hour after boring hour of peeling old price tags off of tins of paint / selling rolls of wallpaper to the soundtrack of naff cover versions by cheap session musicians played on an endless loop week after week. I know the Queen song, the Robert Palmer song, the Seal song, the Candi Staton song inside out...but only in their reimagined form. They even had Do the fucking Bart Man on the tape. Devotion by Nomad is actually pretty good, but not when the rap is delivered by what sounded like a very bored Dale Winton.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 4 June 2021 21:47 (two years ago) link

FADS, like DER, Rumbelows, Do It All and Timothy Whites - all long-gone fixtures of the late 80s/early 90s high street.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 5 June 2021 09:02 (two years ago) link

Because I am old, I tend to think of FADS as a new thing, as that’s what Ellison’s in Liscard became - where my older brother was sacked from his Saturday job for refusing to unload the van in torrential rain. It’s one thing to turn up at Eric’s covered in paint, but looking like a drowned rat wasn’t on.

This run of TotPs still uniformly bad - constantly dreadful choices from the chart, the odd gem.

Michael Jones, Saturday, 5 June 2021 09:44 (two years ago) link

mbv in chart rundown during first show, but i'm guessing they went out in time for the second show.

instead we have people like steffi who looks like she could do with a good meal.

koogs, Friday, 11 June 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link

To Here Knows When on Top of the Pops would have been incredible

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 11 June 2021 21:42 (two years ago) link

I missed the chart rundown on the radio, apparently that was something...

Mark G, Friday, 11 June 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link

Yeah, I definitely remember hearing it on the radio on the Sunday evening. It didn't exactly fit in with the rest of the charts.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 11 June 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

That DJH performance was an absolute shocker.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 12 June 2021 07:10 (two years ago) link

MBV on the R1 chart rundown was Tommy Vance. “Incredible atmosphere on that record” he said. I took my AM/FM Walkman with me to David Collett Hall just to hear it (koogs will know that place).

Michael Jones, Saturday, 12 June 2021 07:30 (two years ago) link

I'm surprised that the isn't anything eps didn't at least scrape the charts.

railway children and Julian cope deserve a mention. the Xpansions not so much.

(never got any nearer to david collett than the library, despite being in elvyn richards for 3 years - every place i had reason to go to was in the other direction)

koogs, Saturday, 12 June 2021 08:45 (two years ago) link

(I had a poke around campus on Google the other day - much of it has changed, and some of it (which must have been there in the early '90s) didn't seem familiar. Students Union doesn't look how I remember it at all).

Michael Jones, Saturday, 12 June 2021 09:15 (two years ago) link

Get out of town Xpansions is a banger, Railways Children so boring.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 12 June 2021 09:31 (two years ago) link

The Chart Show played the video for "Swallow"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSR0-X6nwpA

it's odd when you think how there were only four TV channels and a very limited amount of music programmes at this point, that this got the playout over something more conventional

boxedjoy, Saturday, 12 June 2021 10:47 (two years ago) link

And on a Saturday lunchtime too.

nashwan, Saturday, 12 June 2021 11:02 (two years ago) link

Living Colour - what happened to them? I only remember this one song
N-Joi - woo!
Neds Atomic Dustbin - they look bad and it's a totally forgettable song. I saw them about a month after this in Kilburn (because my best friend was a big fan of them), but they never really did it for me (though I will confess to buying Kill Your Television)

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:31 (two years ago) link

NAD always one of those bands where the name was far more memorable than the music.

chap, Thursday, 24 June 2021 23:14 (two years ago) link

'The One And Only' written by Nik Kershaw apparently as 'one of those songs he had to get out of his system'.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 25 June 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link

Why did they miss number 11 out of the chart run down? Some kind of Gulf War censorship (like 'Massive' instead of 'Massive Attack')? Anyone know what it was?

Anyway, Ride and the Happy Mondays. I'm keeping this one.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 25 June 2021 19:28 (two years ago) link

It's 'All Right Now' by Free.
https://www.officialcharts.com/charts/singles-chart/19910310/7501/

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 25 June 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link

That's weird. They'd played it in three previous weeks and then decided to pretend it didn't exist.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 25 June 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link

if it’s the week where Ride’s “Unfamiliar” was at 14 and Happy Mondays’ “Loose Fit” at 25, it was the remix of The Free’s “All Right Now” at 11.

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 25 June 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link

ha

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 25 June 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link

I really could have happily lived the rest of my life without being reminded of Hale & Pace doing the Stonk.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 25 June 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

they were only listing the new entries and climbers in the charts for some reason

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 25 June 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link

28/03/1991 - With Dannii Minogue, James and Chesney Hawkes.

04/04/1991 - With Inspiral Carpets, N-Joi and Chesney Hawkes.

I'd forgotten how Chesney Hawkes was fucking everywhere for a few months in 1991.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 2 July 2021 17:56 (two years ago) link

[insert obvious joke]

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 2 July 2021 18:01 (two years ago) link

number one for 5 weeks, wasn't it?

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 2 July 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link

In late 1991 I was reading a review in a computer magazine of a particular high end laptop. The reviewer was really enthusiastic and said that if they had the money they'd buy one straight away. However they then talked themselves out of it because 'in six months it'll be just another Chesney Hawkes amoung computers'.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 2 July 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link

It would be the one and only?

Mark G, Saturday, 3 July 2021 12:47 (two years ago) link

Rolling Stones doing a strong entry in the "vague protest songs that are about nothing really" subgenre I discussed above.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 5 July 2021 09:42 (two years ago) link

The Wonderstuff's 'Size Of A Cow' - guaranteed to cause chaos on the dancefloor of the twice weekly student night in your nearest town's 'free entry with student ID all drinks 50p all night' toilet club.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 9 July 2021 20:05 (two years ago) link

I’d totally forgotten Lana Pillay was on this Gary Clail track! A small highlight.

Michael Jones, Friday, 9 July 2021 20:13 (two years ago) link

cheesy wotsit

koogs, Friday, 9 July 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link

two more very skippable shows. but the charts are strangely full of things they still play - losing my religion, sit down (never liked this), whole of the moon...

hate the holes in the chart rundown though

koogs, Saturday, 10 July 2021 05:43 (two years ago) link

Why holes?

Mark G, Saturday, 10 July 2021 07:57 (two years ago) link

they are only reading out the new entries and climbers

koogs, Saturday, 10 July 2021 08:09 (two years ago) link

Oh right, ta

Mark G, Saturday, 10 July 2021 09:46 (two years ago) link

Nicky Campbell just read out ZZ Top which was a non mover this particular week.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link

still not doing fallers though

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 16 July 2021 19:14 (two years ago) link

You forget Blur were new on when Delasoul were up to “Ring ring ring” and the KLF were on the Train to Trancentral etc

Mark G, Friday, 16 July 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link

Oh Propaganda are on!

(Sky arts)

Mark G, Friday, 16 July 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link

Hah, just caught “Duel”… Claudia Brucken seemed a bit nervous and unsure, but still a delight to stumble across.

mike t-diva, Friday, 16 July 2021 19:29 (two years ago) link

whilst also single handedly destroying the ozone layer

(lol 80s hair)

koogs, Friday, 16 July 2021 20:16 (two years ago) link

psycho candy era Mary chain too, from the tube. nice matt black guitar Jim has, unplayed.

some talk from Ian Mac, and now the cocteaus...

koogs, Friday, 16 July 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link

is that one of fuzzbox playing with klf? and Harold from the Halifax?

koogs, Friday, 16 July 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link

That's Cressdia who was married to Jimmy Cauty at the time.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 17 July 2021 08:26 (two years ago) link

Haha, wow, that Frances Nero song - I was totally convinced it was a cover of Sister Sledge Thinking of You to begin with. A bigger rip-off you could not find.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 17 July 2021 08:48 (two years ago) link

gosh yes! it's that song with 90s naffcore production and a load of 60s motown elements (strings, horns, backing vox). i do vaguely like it, but it is kind of awful. don't thing i've ever seen a bargain bin without a copy?

disraeli grinds my gears (NickB), Saturday, 17 July 2021 09:14 (two years ago) link

Frances Nero's line "Faith hope and charity, love is the greatest of the three" had the distinction of being quoted in Private Eye's "Colemanballs" column!

mike t-diva, Saturday, 17 July 2021 10:39 (two years ago) link

It's an Ian Levine production, by the way, hence the tinniness (he was known for it).

mike t-diva, Saturday, 17 July 2021 10:40 (two years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Levine

his wikipedia is peak "wrote their own page" material

boxedjoy, Saturday, 17 July 2021 10:52 (two years ago) link

Was that horrible Eurovision song Samantha Janus' first glimpse of fame?

chap, Saturday, 17 July 2021 11:45 (two years ago) link

think so. aged 11 I did not grasp quite how crass and stupid it was but it's shocking now

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 17 July 2021 11:58 (two years ago) link

I have no memory of it from the time.

chap, Saturday, 17 July 2021 12:06 (two years ago) link

Yeah, let's rewrite a Phil Collins song, but not as good.

Mark G, Sunday, 18 July 2021 08:28 (two years ago) link

Thanks to the link to the Ian Levine wiki for alerting me to the existence of the single 'Doctor in Distress'. 😱

Piedie Gimbel, Sunday, 18 July 2021 08:40 (two years ago) link

When I started buying second gand Hi-NRG records a few years ago, Ian Levine was the first producer I would recognise to be very careful to listen to before buying the records. Not to say he didn’t do a few good ones, but…

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 19 July 2021 08:18 (two years ago) link

*second hand

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 19 July 2021 08:18 (two years ago) link

"High Energy" and "So Many Men So Little Time" are great singles but it's not because of the production

boxedjoy, Monday, 19 July 2021 09:04 (two years ago) link

"Senza Una Donna" is a divorcecore classic. Zucchero whispering "even doing my own cooking" like it's taking all he has to admit he has been reduced to such a shameful condition is chef's kiss.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 19 July 2021 09:25 (two years ago) link

Thanks to the link to the Ian Levine wiki for alerting me to the existence of the single 'Doctor in Distress'. 😱

― Piedie Gimbel

"The music was played by Hans Zimmer on a Fairlight II synthesizer" lol.

chap, Monday, 19 July 2021 09:31 (two years ago) link

Ian Levine and Hans Zimmer collaborated on quite a lot of tunes in the late 1980s, bizarrely enough.

mike t-diva, Monday, 19 July 2021 10:01 (two years ago) link

hans zimmer produced the first krisma record!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5a9Tx_GCS

disraeli grinds my gears (NickB), Monday, 19 July 2021 10:04 (two years ago) link

oops dud dink:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5a9Tx_GCSE

disraeli grinds my gears (NickB), Monday, 19 July 2021 10:06 (two years ago) link

I had no idea of Hans Zimmer‘s earlier career. I like that Krisma track.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 19 July 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link

He was briefly The Damned's producer too.

Mark G, Monday, 19 July 2021 23:10 (two years ago) link

Would be quite confident in putting tonight's first up as the worst edition in the history of the show

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 30 July 2021 22:05 (two years ago) link

The second show tonight was pretty bad as well.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 30 July 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link

brambles not mingling with the proletariat, i notice.

koogs, Friday, 6 August 2021 21:20 (two years ago) link

Yeah, weird greenscreen experiment tonight, and they've found a new way to ruin the chart rundown.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 6 August 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

kenny thomas looks like a cross between shrek and barry from eastenders

disraeli grinds my gears (NickB), Friday, 6 August 2021 21:33 (two years ago) link

Rebel MC though! Best tune for weeks. "People Are Still Having Sex" very enjoyable too.

chap, Friday, 6 August 2021 22:26 (two years ago) link

Conversely Any Dream Will Do is even worse than the first time round. I seem to have erased from my memory that horrible plinky sound that's all over the arrangement.

chap, Friday, 6 August 2021 22:28 (two years ago) link

It won't be long before we get 16 weeks of Bryan Adams.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Monday, 9 August 2021 15:06 (two years ago) link

well 8 weeks

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 9 August 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link

yeah, you can probably outrun the police in your flash car, but those personalised plates are going to make you easy to track down.

koogs, Friday, 13 August 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link

Just the one episode this week. Shame it's presented by Bruno Brookes and features Bros.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 20 August 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link

Axl Rose: Waste of Ammo...

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 20 August 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link

that wasn't Kirsty MacColl singing with billy bragg. is that why the camera never focussed on her?

lisa lisa using samples nobody had touched for ~10 years.

koogs, Friday, 20 August 2021 21:32 (two years ago) link

A brief flash of Morrissey waving a Jobriath album at the camera there.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 27 August 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link

Nice to see Frankie Knuckles this week.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 28 August 2021 10:19 (two years ago) link

Everyone's favourite Covidiots, Right Said Fred.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 September 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link

This studio performance is awful. The video is a lot better. But why did anyone care about this record? I have a theory that for everyone there was exactly ONE time they could have played this record out loud and it would have been OK (for example, driving down the high street of the nearest large town 'blasting' this through your Goodmans stereo).

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 September 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link

"I'm Too Sexy", more than any other song I can think of, seems to me to exist now solely for the purpose of sparking nostalgia for late 1991. Fairbrass might be a Covidiot now but him and his brother (in the words of another pop duo) "have both made such a little go a very long way".

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 4 September 2021 13:29 (two years ago) link

They were one hit wonders three times over. Were part of the general furniture for a bit. Then they came up with "Bumped" as their 'new single after being away for a bit" in full confidence, and nobody liked it much.

Mark G, Sunday, 5 September 2021 08:44 (two years ago) link

The singles section of their discogaphy is just depressing:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_Said_Fred#Singles

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 5 September 2021 09:03 (two years ago) link

I had their first LP and liked it, I mean I was 12 but I think it probably would sound fine now

fc_TEFH28mo (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 September 2021 09:15 (two years ago) link

Marcello liked it too

http://nobilliards.blogspot.com/2020/12/right-said-fred-up.html

fc_TEFH28mo (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 September 2021 09:16 (two years ago) link

I remember Deeply Dippy, but not Don't Talk Just Kiss. I'm assuming it's not a cover of the Wedding Present song of that name.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Sunday, 5 September 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link

it's not, I had the opposite experience when I first listened to Bizarro

fc_TEFH28mo (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 September 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link

Bear in mind, "Three one-hit wonders" is a compliment. Three very strong singles, not hugely similar, but undeniable hits.

Then they had the idea that they were popular personalities, and to be fair, they were. But not necessarily with people who buy records.

Then it drifted into mediocre songs, did they lose focus or just lucked into it in the first place?

I remember the first time I heard "I'm too sexy", I knew it would be huge and take over that summer. So how did it get turned down by every record label until they got signed bu Gut Records (and is that the german for "good" or a reference to stomachs?)

Still it had a directness and a lot of tongue in cheek, whereas "I'm So Attractive" by The Photos didn't have either...

Mark G, Monday, 6 September 2021 11:15 (two years ago) link

"What's the name of Right Said Fred's only UK number one?" is a classic pub quiz question. Also works with A-ha, T'Pau, Prince.

fc_TEFH28mo (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 September 2021 11:48 (two years ago) link

Hmmmm. I knew the A-ha one and, as with Right Said Fred, it's not the track that most people would immediately think of, whereas the T'Pau is exactly the track everyone would immediately think of. I had no idea for Prince and now that I've looked it up, I don't think I would have ever guessed that.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Monday, 6 September 2021 20:39 (two years ago) link

Indeed. Please elaborate on the T'Pau one.

stirmonster, Monday, 6 September 2021 20:45 (two years ago) link

It's China In Your Hand. That's their most famous song by far.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Monday, 6 September 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link

China In Your Hand, Covid In Your Lungs

john landis as man being smashed into window (uncredited) (Matt #2), Monday, 6 September 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link

sorry, should have put "x post". i meant with regard to T'Pau in the pub quiz as it is indeed surely exactly the track everyone would immediately think of, ie China In Your Hand, Covid In Your Lungs.

stirmonster, Monday, 6 September 2021 21:34 (two years ago) link

T'Pau's most famous song is "Heart and Soul" - at least outside of Europe.

fc_TEFH28mo (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 September 2021 21:45 (two years ago) link

Bit samey this week. Just waiting for Dannii Minogue to turn up.

Michael Jones, Friday, 10 September 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link

Horror of Dracula is on Talking Pictures, might watch totp later.

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 September 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link

(I was jokin’… it’s three hours of Bach’s St Matthew Passion)

Michael Jones, Friday, 10 September 2021 20:23 (two years ago) link

That's what I thought! But they keep changing it at the last minute, so who knows?

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 September 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link

The Bomb the Bass song was good.

chap, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link

Charly says always tell Bruno 'Tory' Brookes to go fuck himself.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 24 September 2021 19:08 (two years ago) link

TBF I'd be quite unsurprised if Liam Howlett were a Tory these days.

chap, Friday, 24 September 2021 19:15 (two years ago) link

Charly AND What Can You Do For Me? AND Insanity all in the same show?

I mean also there was that horrible version of Happy Together by Jason Donovan, but basically going very well so far.

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 September 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link

Old derelict deco terminal at Speke only good thing about that Farm video.

Michael Jones, Friday, 24 September 2021 19:35 (two years ago) link

Didn't even spot it was Speke and that's where my family's from

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 September 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link

So the key change in Oceanic's 'Insanity' always irked me, but the key change in 'Charley' always struck me a awesome. blah blah blah narcissism of small differences blah blah blah

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 1 October 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link

Roxette deliver a practical example of not letting your guitarist sing lead.

"only 9 weeks" - strap in, it's going to be at #1 for another (checks notes) 7 weeks.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 1 October 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link

Oddly enough the metalhead in my group at technical college really liked the song.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 1 October 2021 19:28 (two years ago) link

I love both key changes, but especially Oceanic, so shonky, so real.

THey do it a second time as well. Just in case you didn't notice the first one.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 1 October 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link

New look!

obviously 30 kids in a huge warehouse space...

koogs, Friday, 15 October 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

send very regressive so far. apart from Carl Cox you wouldn't think anything even vaguely new was happening.

koogs, Friday, 15 October 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link

*seems

koogs, Friday, 15 October 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link

2 unlimited at the 11th hour too, but overwhelmingly radio 2 vibes. dame kiri ffs.

and we're those permanent presenters? do they get better?

koogs, Friday, 15 October 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link

It's no secret that Bono is a preening twit...

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 22 October 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link

The Fly? I'm still quite a bit behind. Caught up on a few last night. I had no idea that Diane Butcher off Eastenders had a pop career. Not a good one, it seems. I also had no idea who had sung that 'sunshine on a rainy day' song that everyone knows, and was surprised to see it featured a frilly-shirted guitarist who looked like he'd escaped from The Mission or something. Best song was 'Apparently Nothing' by the Young Disciples. I'm still only halfway through Brian Adams' reign of terror.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 22 October 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

Frilly shirted chap playing with Zoë is Paul Inder, most famous for being Lemmy's son. And of course the song was written by Killing Joke's own Youth Martin.

Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Friday, 22 October 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link

ffs that Tony Dortie intro "let's get busy it's tin machine baby unusual". Although it's appropriate for the Tin Machine performance that follows. I sort-of liked this song but then heard a live Tin Machine concert broadcast on the radio and realised they sucked.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 22 October 2021 19:58 (two years ago) link

New, bigger, brighter bbc four dog as well. not keen. why is the FOUR bigger than the blocks?

first episode again very radio 2.

koogs, Friday, 22 October 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link

top knowledge, aldo

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Sunday, 24 October 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

Youth was working with/shagging so many people at that time (Durga McBroom/Blue Pearl, Sara out of Bananarama) that the pick up bands on TV were nearly all punk or metal adjacent.

Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Sunday, 24 October 2021 20:22 (two years ago) link

speaking of Speke airport, was that it in the last episode of Ridley Road, the last minute?

koogs, Sunday, 24 October 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

New look!

obviously 30 kids in a huge warehouse space...

― koogs, Friday, 15 October 2021 19:43 (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

send very regressive so far. apart from Carl Cox you wouldn't think anything even vaguely new was happening.

― koogs, Friday, 15 October 2021 19:54 (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

Holy fuck I've only just caught up with this utterly excruciating episode. The disconnect between the intended edginess of the presentation and the actual performances (Julian Lennon! Status fucking Quo!) is astounding. The two vat-grown presenter guys are making me miss the subtle nuances and witty wordplay of Gary Davies.

chap, Saturday, 30 October 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link

Tonight's episodes are from almost exactly 30 years ago. Honestly doesn't feel that long ago from some of the performances.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 November 2021 20:04 (two years ago) link

Slightly above average bar band rollocks through 'American Pie' oh wait it's Don McLean.
Also having just the Top 10 rundown so early in the show kills the drama.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 November 2021 20:10 (two years ago) link

Neil Sedaka "back in full effect" ffs. It's not even like the presenters are trying to take the piss. It's just that they're crap.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 November 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link

someone called Adrian Rose, one of the no-name presenters from this time, is now a TV executive called Adrian Woolfe and has blocked his 15 episodes from 1991 & 1992 from going out, this includes the episode with the famous Nirvana performance

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 5 November 2021 21:21 (two years ago) link

Holy fuck I've only just caught up with this utterly excruciating episode. The disconnect between the intended edginess of the presentation and the actual performances (Julian Lennon! Status fucking Quo!) is astounding. The two vat-grown presenter guys are making me miss the subtle nuances and witty wordplay of Gary Davies.

Just seen this one myself and echo every word above. I have no memory of those two presenters whatsoever.

someone called Adrian Rose, one of the no-name presenters from this time, is now a TV executive called Adrian Woolfe and has blocked his 15 episodes from 1991 & 1992 from going out, this includes the episode with the famous Nirvana performance.

Annoying. I hoped we'd seen the back of this now that we were beyond the Savile / DLT / Mike Smith days.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Saturday, 6 November 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link

Dunno why they spoiled a sick rave backing track (Kicks Like a Mule?) with an aimlessly warbling sculpture-headed lady. Though I very much appreciated Moby's joi de vivre.

chap, Saturday, 6 November 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link

Didn't realise Mike Smith had refused to allow the episodes he presented to be re-aired, saves us from looking at his vile countenance I suppose.

witherspoons (Matt #2), Saturday, 6 November 2021 01:10 (two years ago) link

Oh, not only him, after he died Sarah Greene upheld the 'ban' as it was 'what he wanted'

Mark G, Saturday, 6 November 2021 10:30 (two years ago) link

I don't really have a problem with Mike Smith but he was very Saturday early evening light entertainment and he worshipped Noel Edmonds so YMMV.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 6 November 2021 10:57 (two years ago) link

"Let's check these crisp biscuits which are slamming in style, boooyyyyyyyyeeeeee!!!"

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 12 November 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link

Killer has almost as many different versions as Skyrim.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 12 November 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link

Even the caption writer can't be bothered now - Tina Turner's 'Way Of The World' is captioned 'Simply The Best'.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 12 November 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link

There was also “K-Class” on the countdown. Tsk.

mike t-diva, Friday, 12 November 2021 21:12 (two years ago) link

British tribute act

Mark G, Friday, 12 November 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link

was the Tina Turner in the album of the week slot? so that would've been the album name? (i ffwded through the entire two episodes)

koogs, Friday, 12 November 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

There's a Neil Sedaka performance on a recent repeat which is literally the corniest thing I've ever seen.

chap, Wednesday, 17 November 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link

How long did this 'new' format of TOTP go on for? I don't have any memory of these presenters or of the show seemingly being broadcast from an echoing aircraft hangar or of the top 40 countdown being replaced by a cursory 'here's the top ten' right at the start of the program, but I started university at pretty much the exact time the format changed (and didn't have a TV there so didn't see anything for the rest of 1991 as far as I know).

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 17 November 2021 20:53 (two years ago) link

Intro sequence must have been the inspiration for the gay steel mill from The Simpsons

who's afraid of adrian woolfe? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 November 2021 13:39 (two years ago) link

jfc I did not need to see up Axl Rose's kilt just then

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 19 November 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

We take it for granted now but that really was an inspired choice of cover song for them.

Moving on, this dirge is from Diana Ross' FIFTY EIGHTH album.

chap, Friday, 19 November 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link

I imagine there's a song exactly like this on at least half of them.

chap, Friday, 19 November 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link

"Here's a man who celebrates every Christmas by having a big big hit, Cliff Richard" - epic potential for lols wasted there.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 19 November 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link

Bob Marley

Mark G, Friday, 19 November 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link

Christmas Day 1991 - I likely didn't see this at the time as it was on at 2pm and my family were likely chowing down on Christmas comestibles.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 26 November 2021 20:08 (two years ago) link

some of these flashbacks feel like AGES ago, but can be 6 months tops

koogs, Friday, 26 November 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link

For some unknown reasons tonight's episode is a re-rerun of the 1984 Christmas Day show. So we're spared a week of crap junior Radio 1 DJs spouting nonsense.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 December 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link

Holy shit the bit in the video for 'Go Go' where George jumps into the frame and then Andrew does right afterwards is joyous.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 December 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link

the '84 Christmas show with them all announcing each other and then all joining up for the finale is a bit of a classic.

'88 next week

koogs, Saturday, 4 December 2021 13:16 (two years ago) link

Looks like the rest of the month is Christmas TOTP reruns.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 4 December 2021 14:49 (two years ago) link

and we got to Xmas with the reruns anyway so they'll be in sync when they restart (for a while)

koogs, Saturday, 4 December 2021 15:38 (two years ago) link

Are they ever going to do a 1991 show like they did for all the other years?

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Saturday, 4 December 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link

Bruno 'Tory' Brookes is appearing in panto as Jim Davison.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 10 December 2021 20:04 (two years ago) link

88 and 89 Christmas shows were full of SAW stuff and i ffwded through them in about 5 minutes each

koogs, Saturday, 18 December 2021 07:40 (two years ago) link

I watched Erasure on last night's episode then skipped the rest.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 18 December 2021 11:10 (two years ago) link

I've said it before but 89-91 might be my favourite musical period, just not this.

koogs, Saturday, 18 December 2021 11:21 (two years ago) link

Me and my partner unanimously switched over the THIRD time J-Don appeared.

chap, Saturday, 18 December 2021 11:22 (two years ago) link

I posted this on the favourite mixes of 2021 thread

https://soundcloud.com/sorry-records/sorrymix10

The night before the club's final morning, longtime resident boxofbox took the decks one last time; delivering a six hour set that stretched well into the morning hours, going a full two hours past the city’s legal closing time, and playing record after record to deliver their final love letter to the sweat-packed floor of revelers that called the club home. Thought to be lost to time -- a new trove of DAT tapes containing the complete soundboard recording of that legendary night were recently unearthed from a box found deep within a storage closet in the long dilapidated and recently shuttered subway station record shop MTA TRAX which operated on the Northeast side of Times Square - 42nd St. station for the better part of the last forty odd years. boxofbox’s DATs contain a tracklist that is simply stacked with some of the greatest dance hits from the era, where radio-candied pop hits meshed with sultry rnb and the emergent sound of new jack swing, as well as some early signals of the rave era to come as it was taking shape.

basically a six hour mix of crossover dance music from the late 80s/early 90s, it aligns perfectly with the good stuff (or at least, what I think has been the good stuff) on TOTP repeats lately

boxedjoy, Saturday, 18 December 2021 11:59 (two years ago) link

Nice, thanks :)

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 19 December 2021 09:13 (two years ago) link

Been enjoying this Boxedjoy, as far as I can see this club never existed, but a great concept and a great mix of some amazing tracks. Before the penny dropped this wasn’t quite as in seemed I was absolutely in awe of some of the drops and blends on a live mix.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 20 December 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link

I guess why I was so sold on this mix was remembering dancing to so many of these tracks at the first clubs I started going to with my fake ID :)

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 20 December 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link

Hmm, Noel does his last totp from an office, for the Xmas 78 special

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link

Darts, then Boney M, then Brotherhood of Man, then the Brighouse and Rastrick brass band?

This is why punk had to happen...

Oh, wait

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link

was this the one done whilst strike was on? ie was clips ratther than all live?

(my pvr doesn't like recording things over the 19:00 channel changeover, i get sound but no video, so i've missed the start of some of these)

koogs, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

I don't think so, but I know what you mean.

Den Hegarty was still in The Darts when "Boy from New York city" was a hit, but here it's the new guy doing the bass notes

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link

"Boy from New York city" was my "anarchy I

stirmonster, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link

"Boy from New York City" was my "Anarchy In The UK".

Nee to watch this

stirmonster, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link

need. this phone....!!!

stirmonster, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link

Darts were way worse than i had envisaged. Still marginally better than Showaddywaddy.

in 1978 i liked Love Don't Live Here Anymore the least. in 2021 i enjoyed it the most.

stirmonster, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 21:48 (two years ago) link

Wikipedia says -

"Love Don't Live Here Anymore" incorporated the use of the Electronic LinnDrum machine, and was one of the first songs to effectively use the sound reverbs of the instrument.

shurely shome mishtake.

must mean syndrum.

stirmonster, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 21:55 (two years ago) link

LinnDrumm, syndrum, Quality Street

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link

i boycott Nestlé Confectionery.

stirmonster, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

caught the repeat. so much dancing to travolta films.

very mixed bag as mentioned above

> Darts, then Boney M, then Brotherhood of Man, then the Brighouse and Rastrick brass band?

smurfs too. the darts has actually grown on me, i wonder if two-tone took any inspiration from that performance? but, yeah, the whole show is like punk never happened.

koogs, Thursday, 23 December 2021 09:18 (two years ago) link

Oh, I was meaning the descending quality of the show. Darts OK, BoneyM was alrightish (rasputin), then....

Mark G, Thursday, 23 December 2021 13:16 (two years ago) link

...two more boneyMs

the abba in the middle looked effortlessly cool somehow. we aren't even trying and yet the result is this.

koogs, Thursday, 23 December 2021 13:31 (two years ago) link

Rasputin is the only one i loved then that i still love and hearing The Floral Dance again induced some mild trauma.

Where was Dreadlock Holiday?

stirmonster, Thursday, 23 December 2021 14:37 (two years ago) link

Christmas 1998 starting now.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 23 December 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link

...and it honestly could have stopped a minute later.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 23 December 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link

I'm honestly not nostalgic for the late 90s at all.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 23 December 2021 19:52 (two years ago) link

Christmas 2002 on now. Better, but cut from the same cloth. The presenting style has gone from 'CBBC street' to 'early evening BBC1 street'. Liberty X clearly not making much of an effort here.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 24 December 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link

missed 98 but 2002 looked like tiktok, seemed to be about dance routines more than anything. and the blokes looked like they were all from the pages of Lisa Simpson's "non-threatening boys" magazine.

"this was originally a hit for blondie", er, no.

koogs, Saturday, 25 December 2021 12:27 (two years ago) link

This year's Christmas programme is on now, and is even more tiktok/insta. It's a bad sign when you need to have Clara Amfo and Jordan North talking over the top of the songs telling you why you should give two shits about any of it.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 25 December 2021 12:41 (two years ago) link

The 2002 edition reminded me what an incredible time for pop music it was, although the Girls Aloud performance showed they took a bit of time to become the force they were.

This year's edition just showed me they can only persuade a limited amount of stage-school performers onto the show.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 25 December 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link

An incredible time with possibly the worst configuration of TOTP. The enormous wide stage with the video wall in the back, the backing dancers there to fill in the gaps, everything overlit, the weird backstage 'diner' or whatever it was supposed to be, the terrible presenters.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 25 December 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link

So for whatever reason this year's New Year Special was on BBC1 at 4:15pm, while 2014's New Year's Eve programme is being repeated tonight on BBC4 at 7pm. I'll watch the latter - it'll be the most recent TOTP repeat I'll have seen. How much difference between 2014 and today? Not much, I predict.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 31 December 2021 18:26 (two years ago) link

in our house we have a Becky Hill sweepstake, how long into the episode will it be before she appears this time?

boxedjoy, Friday, 31 December 2021 18:32 (two years ago) link

Not much, I predict.

haha first act is Ed Sheeran

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 31 December 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link

second act - Jess Glynne, who used a transphobic slur on the radio earlier this year
third act - The Vamps (yeah I don't remember either) with a song that uses the chorus of Simon & Garfunkel's 'Cecilia' but substitutes it's own crap verse lyrics
fourth act - Professor Green in the TV studio with the music career no-one cares about in 2021

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 31 December 2021 19:15 (two years ago) link

Remember when seemingly all white UK rappers sounded like this? I honestly didn't think Green looked like that, but that goatee and hair combo makes him look like a weasel.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 31 December 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link

And now a recap of stuff your local commercial radio station probably still plays on a loop, unless they've been taken over by the Greatest Hits RAdio behemoth.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 31 December 2021 19:21 (two years ago) link

La Roux dressed as a disinterested David Bowie impersonator by way of Sheena Easton, demonstrating my main problem with 2014 (and frankly a lot of other year's music as well) - I don't know what all this music is supposed to convey, what it represents, what the people behind it are trying to get across, or why I should care about any of it either at the time or seven years later.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 31 December 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link

It's all very safe and sanitised. There's nothing here that makes me say "what the FUCK is this?!" as my eyes bug out, the way new music should make a 40 year old (as I was at the time) react

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 31 December 2021 19:28 (two years ago) link

Now this is more like it - Carter USM performing 'Rubbish'.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 7 January 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link

"Blue Pearl are going to melt your boots" - was that actually a phrase people said? I don't recall ever hearing.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 7 January 2022 20:19 (two years ago) link

Oh look it's Britain's top MAneskin tribute band Queen. In all seriousness, RIP Freddie, the main reason I gave a shit about this band. According to Mick Rock, "Freddie remained a gentleman to the end". BoRhap sums up my feelings about Queen - when they energy, enthusiasm, intelligence, and humour into their music, they were amazing. Without those ingredients, the same band produced songs that were empty scaffolding.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 7 January 2022 20:31 (two years ago) link

Best episode for ages! Surprisingly early and extremely Bjorky Bjork appearance, Carter being much better than I registered at the time, a glimpse of propa hardcore Prodigy, and a couple of decent dance tunes I have no recollection of. The Blue Pearl thing's pretty naff, but in a fun way.

chap, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:09 (two years ago) link

Senseless Things - not my fave, but early 90s Indy was sooo much better than what it became a few years later.

chap, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:10 (two years ago) link

The hosts remain complete fucking joy vacuums.

chap, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:13 (two years ago) link

Nice to see the current live vocal policy embraced by notorious acoustic folk purists 2 Unlimited.

chap, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:25 (two years ago) link

Shakespeare's Sister to Curtis Steiger - I'm sure that there have been more boner killing transitions in history, but also sure that they can be counted on one (ahem) hand.

chap, Saturday, 8 January 2022 01:31 (two years ago) link

When I had long hair it looked like Curtis Steiger's (not by design)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:06 (two years ago) link

they seem to have gone back to studio vocals though, and they are lower on the mix than usual, or something, harder to make out.

koogs, Sunday, 9 January 2022 12:15 (two years ago) link

and that must be a re-release of Bohemian Rhapsody, off the back of something? there was something else from Bill and Ted as well

koogs, Sunday, 9 January 2022 12:17 (two years ago) link

Charity re-issue after Freddie’s death. Also a hit in the US (bigger than in ‘75) later in ‘92 off the back of Wayne’s World.

Solid first episode this week, second not so much. Seem to recall Curtis Stigers LP being released same day as In Ribbons and Everything’s Alright Forever; MM scribe teasing Pale Saints and Boo Radleys in feature about adding CS to their co-headline tour to bring in the punters.

Michael Jones, Sunday, 9 January 2022 12:27 (two years ago) link

probably a bigger draw than papa sprain

koogs, Sunday, 9 January 2022 12:48 (two years ago) link

(who, if I remember correctly, were a no-show at the Astoria gig)

koogs, Sunday, 9 January 2022 12:49 (two years ago) link

boner killing transitions

retro 90s new laddism for the '92 episodes?

Thought these were the most interesting episodes for quite a while. Perhaps the '90s run will be better than I thought.

Luna Schlosser, Sunday, 9 January 2022 13:02 (two years ago) link

I went to the Pale Saints & Boo Radleys gig at The Astoria, fwiw. A glum affair - the venue felt half empty (or at least that's how I remember it) and both groups seemed to be on the way out, plus it was the evening after John Major's Tories had unexpectedly won the election so everyone was miserable. And then we left the gig to find the IRA had blown up The City and there were no trains home.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Sunday, 9 January 2022 21:24 (two years ago) link

retro 90s new laddism for the '92 episodes?

Yeah sorry, nostalgia and whiskey is a potent combination.

chap, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 12:03 (two years ago) link

Tonight’s episode is peak ponytail & bomber jacket rave PA era. Love the MSP going all out with the explosions as well.

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Friday, 14 January 2022 20:25 (two years ago) link

Best episode for ages! Surprisingly early and extremely Bjorky Bjork appearance

I say ouch! This really hurts

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Saturday, 15 January 2022 00:11 (two years ago) link

That Manics appearance seemed to mark a negative turning point in home grown guitar music, a self-regarding consciousness of their relationship to the canon or whatever as opposed to playful embracing new trends and sounds, as Carter and Senseless Things were doing mere episodes earlier.

chap, Saturday, 15 January 2022 00:28 (two years ago) link

Ride were far and away my favourite group back then, so it was nice to finally see the (extremely abbreviated) performance of Leave Them All Behind (featuring Andy Bell not even vaguely pretending to play his guitar). I'm pretty sure I didn't see it at the time as I was at university without a TV, but I have a vague memory of seeing The Wedding Present (Blue Eyes) and The Beautiful South (Old Red Eyes Is Back) on TOTP in someone else's room around this time. I've just been googling this to see if it was true, and it was one of the ones they aren't showing (16th January). They also didn't show this one with Bobby Gillespie's one-legged dance routine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olvh7x3PtsA

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:59 (two years ago) link

Why not? Surely all the paedos went by then? I've been waiting for The Hit Parade year damnit.

kraudive, Sunday, 16 January 2022 21:34 (two years ago) link

one of the presenters has opted out, was mentioned upthread.

koogs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 21:53 (two years ago) link

The Rolling "Top of the Pops" BBC4 Revival thread.

koogs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 21:56 (two years ago) link

Right. Thanks. That's disappointing.

kraudive, Sunday, 16 January 2022 22:15 (two years ago) link

Some of those will be on Youtube I imagine? Has anyone made a playlist of them?

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 17 January 2022 08:23 (two years ago) link

I actually like Crowded House's 'Weather With You', but coming straight after KLF's 'What Time Is Love?' it's complete mood whiplash.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 21 January 2022 20:46 (two years ago) link

opus 3 twice. twice too often.

koogs, Saturday, 22 January 2022 11:32 (two years ago) link

Xpost "it's grim down south!" though!

Mark G, Saturday, 22 January 2022 11:33 (two years ago) link

curious, vaguely, about the bananarama split that led to Shakespeare's sister. musical differences? because there's a dichotomy in ss itself by the sound, it's very much a song of two halves

koogs, Saturday, 22 January 2022 11:43 (two years ago) link

(can't remember a single other ss track tbh)

koogs, Saturday, 22 January 2022 11:43 (two years ago) link

You’re History was the earlier hit? But post-Stay, I can’t remember anything.

Michael Jones, Saturday, 22 January 2022 11:55 (two years ago) link

four lps and 5 (five) compilation lps

(lots of remixes)

koogs, Saturday, 22 January 2022 12:24 (two years ago) link

Underworld remix of Black Sky is an all-time banger

ignore the blue line (or something), Saturday, 22 January 2022 12:31 (two years ago) link

One of the last things that Billy Mackenzie did was a song with Shakespeare's Sister, can't remember what it's called though

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Saturday, 22 January 2022 13:16 (two years ago) link

Nirvana can do with a wash, says the presenter.

weddoes doing 3, this was about the time i have up on the weddoes, when the next three years releases were these singles and two compilation lps containing these singles

koogs, Monday, 31 January 2022 19:11 (two years ago) link

gave up on

koogs, Monday, 31 January 2022 19:12 (two years ago) link

Same here. I remember seeing Blue Eyes on TOTP (in one of the episodes they're not showing), liking it and deciding to buy it, then discovering to my horror that everywhere had already sold out of it because of the whole 'limited to 10,000 copies' thing that they did. So I made sure I bought Go Go Dancer as soon as it came out, but was a bit underwhelmed by it and ignored all the singles after that. I don't know any of the others.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Monday, 31 January 2022 22:09 (two years ago) link

oh ffs it's the Smashie and Nicey episode

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 4 February 2022 20:03 (two years ago) link

Can't be much worse than Tony Dortie and Mark Franklin

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 4 February 2022 21:47 (two years ago) link

I unintentionally skipped the Smashie and Nicey one due to my erratic TOTP viewing habits, but in the next episode it seems that Smashie and Nicey having been on is all the presenters can go on about (that and who's going to win the election - SPOILER IT WAS THE FUCKING TORIES).

chap, Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:04 (two years ago) link

Watching the ponytailed Belgian keyboard stabber replicating the Injected With a Poison sample live using his mouth was a treat, though.

chap, Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:08 (two years ago) link

I think he did pretty well, given how bad some of the rave/dance vocalists have been singing live.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 11 February 2022 19:57 (two years ago) link

I made an EMF / Unbelievable joke at work this week and no-one got it.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 11 February 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link

Good: En Vogue. Bad: Richard Fairbrass's outfit.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 11 February 2022 21:40 (two years ago) link

My overarching feeling from the current period of reruns is how much better 90 percent of the performances would be if they were mimed.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 12 February 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link

I feel sorry for the guy who has to yell "Utah Saints U-U-U-Utah Saints".

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 25 February 2022 20:17 (two years ago) link

oh dear, they open the second programme tonight as well. His voice sounds shot to shit. At least the BBC didn't make him impersonate Kate Bush.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 25 February 2022 20:34 (two years ago) link

Wow turns out Bob Geldof is a cunt after all

Not sure which is worse, the above or his introduction for Sophie B. Hawkins "I don't wanna ask yer any questions i just wanna look at yer...(baffled silence)... you've got 5 minutes, sing your song"

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 25 February 2022 23:41 (two years ago) link

I mean I do know which is worse

ignore the blue line (or something), Friday, 25 February 2022 23:43 (two years ago) link

Geldof so fucking vile on this.

Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 26 February 2022 01:43 (two years ago) link

what's jimmy nail's star quality do you think, is it his looks or his singing?

koogs, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:41 (two years ago) link

the story of 1990 tomorrow night though, is that one of the ones they missed?

no, first shown "Fri 2 Oct 2020 21:00"

koogs, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:46 (two years ago) link

The 1991 and 1992 stories have definitely been made and will be shown around Easter, I remember reading somewhere. Maybe here - can't be arsed to scroll up.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:58 (two years ago) link

Just caught up on a load of these this evening. I was very confused by Shut Up And Dance's 'Raving, I'm Raving' that didn't appear to be anything like the tune I remembered, but it turns out that's because by the time they got onto TOTP they'd been forced to delete the single and couldn't use virtually any of it in the performance.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Sunday, 6 March 2022 00:05 (two years ago) link

Yes I wondered that as well. Good investigating.

Future Sound of London were pretty sick. I did not expect that bloke in the hat to sing the high bit!

chap, Sunday, 6 March 2022 12:08 (two years ago) link

The Story of 1991 is on BBC2 tonight at 7:45pm.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 12 March 2022 11:25 (two years ago) link

...and The Story of 1992 is on BBC2 next Saturday at 8:45pm.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 12 March 2022 11:26 (two years ago) link

All is right with the world

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Saturday, 12 March 2022 12:55 (two years ago) link

Take That cavort, Undercover serve up a version of Baker Street completely shorn of it's tension.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 18 March 2022 20:10 (two years ago) link

that's the version of Baker St I grew up with, I didn't know there was an original for a startling long time

boxedjoy, Thursday, 24 March 2022 11:15 (two years ago) link

Bananarama somehow very proto-Steps there. Followed by Mr. C and the most early 90s haircut. TOTP got considerably better at hiding camera operators when they went on stage, but that was a awkward scuttle there.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2022 20:08 (two years ago) link

Sonia's 1993 Eurovision entry came second in the final.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2022 20:10 (two years ago) link

East 17 set up shop as the Stones to Take That's Beatles.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2022 20:35 (two years ago) link

we all have our kinks

celebrating ten years of constant posting (breastcrawl), Friday, 25 March 2022 20:38 (two years ago) link

They can be ironed out in East 17's laundry.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2022 20:44 (two years ago) link

Had Jon Secada in my head for weeks now.

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 11:05 (two years ago) link

a bit behind so catching up via iPlayer and wow are the lyrics of that Betty Boo song terrible

boxedjoy, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 11:14 (two years ago) link

I can't say I noticed the lyrics, but I enjoyed the use of the Pet Sounds sample.

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 31 March 2022 19:04 (two years ago) link

we watch with the subtitles on and they jumped off the screen as being particularly embarassing

boxedjoy, Thursday, 31 March 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link

Were the Shamen subtitled "He's a good" or "E's are good"?

chap, Thursday, 31 March 2022 22:29 (two years ago) link

"eezer good"

boxedjoy, Thursday, 31 March 2022 23:30 (two years ago) link

incidentally I read ages ago that the reason he shouts "anyone got any underlay" during that performance is that he wanted to insert a gratuitous rug reference

boxedjoy, Thursday, 31 March 2022 23:31 (two years ago) link

I probably don't need to say it to anyone who's readiny this thread, but you should all get in on these re-runs of Dusty Springsfield's '66-67 TV show.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 1 April 2022 18:15 (two years ago) link

Suede (or as a French aquaintence pronounced it, "Sue Ed"), a glorious rough around the edges mess that I fell in love with the first time I saw this performance.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 1 April 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link

Always a good sign when the presenter makes a snarky remark.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 1 April 2022 19:16 (two years ago) link

Like boxedjoy I am a handful of episodes behind. A surprisingly good performance by Extreme in this one!

chap, Friday, 1 April 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link

The song's distinctly mediocre, but they're giving it so much welly.

chap, Friday, 1 April 2022 20:15 (two years ago) link

Miles more entertaining than this dreary Weller number anyway.

chap, Friday, 1 April 2022 20:17 (two years ago) link

1993 on bbc2 today (iplayer). they are getting ahead of themselves.

koogs, Saturday, 2 April 2022 19:41 (two years ago) link

I was in first year of secondary school in ‘93 and as a result listened to a hell of a lot of Radio 1 while doing homework, in the absence of money to go buy music. As a result every lyric of every last song on this special is burned indelibly into my memory, even songs I haven’t heard for maybe 28 years. It may just be nostalgia but to me this special is just wall to wall classics.

By the end of the year I was buying NME / Melody Maker / Select and deep into learning guitar. I often wonder if my first year of school had been one of those ‘crap for pop’ years how different I would have ended up.

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Saturday, 2 April 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link

I’d met Brett Anderson a few days previous to this at their gig in Manchester and was horrified at just how short he’d cut his hair since. He looked much more casual and slightly disheveled when I saw him, I think it offended me that he’d made such an effort to smarten up. What a clot I was.

piscesx, Saturday, 2 April 2022 21:50 (two years ago) link

1994 tomorrow

koogs, Friday, 8 April 2022 19:00 (two years ago) link

they are really spoiling us with these.

No no, no no no no, no no no no...

stirmonster, Friday, 8 April 2022 20:01 (two years ago) link

I thought I'd clicked on the rolling stones thread, and was gonna say "I thought it was "Doo do Doo doo doo" "
etc

Mark G, Friday, 8 April 2022 20:12 (two years ago) link

Ha ha!

stirmonster, Friday, 8 April 2022 20:35 (two years ago) link

xp Chartbreaker

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 8 April 2022 21:01 (two years ago) link

1994 seemed to start late so the recorder cut off the end. but they were onto the Brit pop by then so i doubt i missed much

enjoyed the dawn penn section

koogs, Sunday, 10 April 2022 00:59 (two years ago) link

Before tonight's TOTP revival show on BBC4, I had no memory of The Farm covering the Human League's 'Don't You Want Me' in 1992.

I now feel very nostalgic for the time when I wasn't aware of this monstrosity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmwNwXcEA30

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 15 April 2022 22:33 (two years ago) link

yeah, totally unnecessary.

conversely i didn't know about bjorn again covering erasure but that worked well.

1995 tonight

koogs, Saturday, 16 April 2022 01:54 (two years ago) link

I'd totally forgotten about The Farm's cover. Bjorn Again's Erasure cover better than I remember. I guess dozens of crap ABBA tribute bands have affected my memory of them, but they were actually pretty good.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 16 April 2022 09:10 (two years ago) link

xp story of 1995, followed by the biggest hits of 1995, followed by over two spirit-crushing hours of Oasis nonsense.
I was wondering if the back to back broadcast of these latest few Story Of... programmes was because BBC4 might be about to sack these TOTP re-runs. But then I remember we're on the edge of Britpop and maybe that wouldn't be such a bad idea? I was away at university by this point and didn't get to see TOTP much for a few years - anyone remember if those shows were any good?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 16 April 2022 09:14 (two years ago) link

I don't know why they'd stop showing the re-runs. Mind you, I also don't know why they didn't show the 1991 and 1992 shows until we were already halfway through the 1992 repeats and then decided to start showing the rest of the 90s ones long before those episodes were going to be shown.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Saturday, 16 April 2022 09:34 (two years ago) link

91 and 92 roundups were victims of covid, i thought, editing suites and studios shut, nobody able to be talking heads (ironically as that's what everybody else had been reduced to)

i think bbc4 less likely to stop repeats given that it's been reduced to the archive channel. but yes, the Saturday evenings on bbc2 seem to be heading on bbc4 Friday evenings' ground a bit

koogs, Saturday, 16 April 2022 10:10 (two years ago) link

quo vs oasis by the look this week.

bbc4 getting its own back later in the week by showing snooker...

koogs, Saturday, 16 April 2022 10:12 (two years ago) link

Mentioned on this months Chart Music podcast. This has to be the coolest TOTP performance, I cant stop watching it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU_XhM-4S1Y

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 16 April 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

That's quite something

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Sunday, 17 April 2022 19:00 (two years ago) link

Only really liked Trio when they were performing live, or miming as on TOTP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnNrtGVrCis

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 17 April 2022 19:19 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I've got miles behind again, but caught up on a few episodes last night. Really like Bizarre Inc - I'm Gonna Get You, one of those tunes that you know but can't remember who it's by or what it's called. Not sure if the worst outfit ever award goes to the cossack-tetris crew or Andy Bell.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Saturday, 21 May 2022 08:01 (one year ago) link

story of 1998 tonight. I'm not sure i remember the last two.

and the last weekly show was Christmas special which are never great

koogs, Saturday, 21 May 2022 09:57 (one year ago) link

xp I always get the feeling that there's a deliberate intention behind Andy Bell's costume decisions, even if I don't know what it is. Gluing styrofoam Tetris blocks onto a bodysuit however is pretty bad.

It's never a good sign when the Christmas episode is mostly going through the year month by month showing clips of songs. It means the producers thought there weren't enough strong enough songs to fill out an entire show. Despite moving away to university in late 1992 and not ever really watching TOTP even after a housemate got a TV, I remember seeing the 1992 Christmas show at my parent's house. I didn't think much of it then either.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 21 May 2022 10:12 (one year ago) link

1998 a really awful year for pop.

chap, Saturday, 21 May 2022 22:22 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

I don't know what East 17 were trying to do here but they look like they're channelling Madness.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2022 19:44 (one year ago) link

It must be love ..

Mark G, Sunday, 12 June 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link

The 'smoke weed twice a day' crew at university really like Duran Duran's 'Ordinary World' for some reason that I could never figure out. For me the song is an underwhelming attempt at... maturity? reflectiveness? coming to terms with their 80s past? I don't know. But I much prefer the (wild) boys when they're acting like pompous coked up yuppies worrying about their expense accounts and Learjets and Renoirs.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link

There must be some kind of name for this kind of landfill dance music that consists of one line of vocals repeated over and over again, but it just reminds me of being in a shit-arse Ritzy's nightclub in the early 90s.
I was so focussed on my dislike of Sting at the start of tonight's second show that I completely missed Take That standing right next to him.
I've come to the conclusion that Stereo MCs are the Muse of dance music. Once you've heard three of their songs there's really no need to hear any more, and you can watch a video of either of these bands with the sound off and still know what the song probably sounds like.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2022 19:36 (one year ago) link

C'mon, Ordinary World has such an undeniable chorus.

chap, Friday, 17 June 2022 23:55 (one year ago) link

Ordinary World is amazing when it has a big stadium trance backing and a singer with a pleasant voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA39yqwnX98

boxedjoy, Saturday, 18 June 2022 09:40 (one year ago) link

Been catching up on a few of these. Pop Will Eat Itself were dreadful.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 22 June 2022 21:44 (one year ago) link

I've always been well disposed towards them for their Prodigy collab, but yes that song is terrible.

chap, Thursday, 23 June 2022 07:52 (one year ago) link

I quite liked it at the time, so it brought back some happy memories of wearing their T-Shirts. I think the remixed single version with slightly more polished singing was better - but I’m not going to dig it out just to proof myself wrong.

There must be some kind of name for this kind of landfill dance music that consists of one line of vocals repeated over and over again, but it just reminds me of being in a shit-arse Ritzy's nightclub in the early 90s.

Which song is this about. I recall their being a Snap one on which I had forgotten about and found myself quite enjoying.

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 23 June 2022 09:38 (one year ago) link

Honestly I can't even remember which song it was I was referring to.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 23 June 2022 19:38 (one year ago) link

I'm still catching up via iplayer but the last episode I watched felt like a real improvement with The Beloved and M People's best song, not even that weird racist performance from Gloworm or Sting's bizarre hat could spoil it

boxedjoy, Thursday, 23 June 2022 19:43 (one year ago) link

also, "No Limits" is the first song I remember dancing to as a child in the living room, we're heading into peak nostalgia for me!

boxedjoy, Thursday, 23 June 2022 19:44 (one year ago) link

Yeah, was really good to see that Beloved song.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 24 June 2022 07:29 (one year ago) link

What was up with the Gloworm performance?

Mark G, Friday, 24 June 2022 09:58 (one year ago) link

We missed this in the episode they left out:
https://t.co/Tns0kVSIvW

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Sunday, 26 June 2022 17:29 (one year ago) link

Favourite part of last night's two episodes - the bit where a freeze frame of Brett from the Suede video s-l-o-w-l-y cross faded into the aerial shot of Miami before the kd Lang performance.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 2 July 2022 07:40 (one year ago) link

Xpost swines!

Mark G, Saturday, 2 July 2022 07:48 (one year ago) link

it's becoming really obvious where the show's direction is not working. All these respectable acts like Sting, Paul McCartney, Bryan Ferry - the only bit of life from the studio audience is when "No Limits" is performed.

boxedjoy, Saturday, 2 July 2022 07:50 (one year ago) link

What was up with the Gloworm performance?

the costumes and dancing were definitely a bit culture-as-costume

boxedjoy, Saturday, 2 July 2022 07:52 (one year ago) link

the women playing with ferry looked very familiar but no credits on the single or lp for anybody female

koogs, Saturday, 2 July 2022 11:35 (one year ago) link

Some real garbage this week. Didn't know and didn't need to know about this Hue & Cry remix of 'Labour Of Love'. Remember when Q magazine offered them £10 to split up?

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 8 July 2022 19:34 (one year ago) link

Only one episode this week and all of it musical wallpaper (oh a song from a VW Golf ad!) until Robin S and 'Show Me Love'. Almost everything else has this 'smug gloss' over the top of it. I can't really explain it, it's like the performers are making the minimum effort while saying "look at how cool I am not caring about this". Even though this episode is from March 1993 these songs feel like they've been lazily put together to be 'summer hits'. Maybe, like punk and grunge before it, Britpop had to happen to get us away from where we'd ended up, and that the actual content of Britpop didn't matter so much as the 'getting away from somewhere' part.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 16 July 2022 07:59 (one year ago) link

Got to say if I a DJ dropped this Hue and Cry remix while I was on a good pinger I probably wouldn't leave the dancefloor.

Maybe it's just because I was 17 at the time and have rosey nostalgia for this era, but I'm now enjoying Snow - Informer.

More Covid-adled observations may follow as I continue watching the episode.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 17 July 2022 10:52 (one year ago) link

I don't mind Labour of Love '93, but that functional tinny disco-house sound is the most 1993 thing in existence, and adorning it to an older hit to peddle a greatest hits is also what gave the Doobie Brothers their biggest UK hit later in the year

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 17 July 2022 10:56 (one year ago) link

I used to have this Grid track, quite fond memories of this one too, it had some nice remixes.

More nostalgia via Therapy? being an indie disco staple for a while, but I doubt anyone remembers the Big Country track.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 17 July 2022 11:04 (one year ago) link

gave the Doobie Brothers their biggest UK hit later in the year

No spoilers 😉

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 17 July 2022 11:05 (one year ago) link

I feel like if they skip episodes because Rold Harris is in them they should skip Right Said Fred ones too.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 17 July 2022 11:09 (one year ago) link

Apologies - pretty much jumped into this thread without seeing if there was a rule.

The other in the trilogy that comes to mind we've already had, We are Family.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 17 July 2022 11:20 (one year ago) link

Sorry, to be clear I don’t think there is a rule, I’m just being “very funny” :D

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 17 July 2022 11:25 (one year ago) link

No rules, that's a different website

Mark G, Sunday, 17 July 2022 14:15 (one year ago) link

Only some websites have ominous bunny warrens in the corner, alas

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 17 July 2022 14:23 (one year ago) link

Ah, remember it well...

Mark G, Sunday, 17 July 2022 14:24 (one year ago) link

David Bowie's cover of 'Here Comes The Night' isn't great but it's a lot better than this shouty mess of a version from David Essex.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 22 July 2022 19:43 (one year ago) link

the casio preset reggae rhythm didn't really do the song any favours either

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 July 2022 20:34 (one year ago) link

This Duran Duran song feels like it's 15 minutes long.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 29 July 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link

ffwd 29 years and they're opening the commonwealth games in clothes designed by stabilo boss...

koogs, Friday, 29 July 2022 18:54 (one year ago) link

They just making their marker..

Mark G, Friday, 29 July 2022 23:28 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Honestly at the time I wasn't too bothered about Haddaway's 'What Is Love', but it's (rightly) a classic tune when played against some of the other songs these past few episodes.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 2 September 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link

I'm miles behind, but just binge-watched a load of them tonight and saw the Hue & Cry one everyone was talking about upthread. I bought the original (1987) version and musically this 1993 one isn't too bad, but the fashion sense of the non-singing members of the band was absolutely criminal. I was a bit disappointed we didn't get to see this one, which appears not to have a been as big a hit as I thought it was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQljxfLmcKg

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 2 September 2022 21:42 (one year ago) link

a little bit behind but I loved that performance of "Can You Forgive Her?" and also how everyone currently seems in competition to wear the most ostentatious hats

boxedjoy, Sunday, 4 September 2022 08:37 (one year ago) link

For some unknown reason, an episode from 1987 is being shown on BBC2 tonight at 10pm.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00029mk

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 15 September 2022 18:10 (one year ago) link

probably because it’s the only episode that features a Queen (Freddie Mercury performs “The Great Pretender”) and a King (Ben E. King’s “Stand By Me” is that week’s number one). also, it features Christians.

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 15 September 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link

Should have been the following week, which features Freddie and King too, cus that's the JAMs 1987 episode and I missed it at the time.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 15 September 2022 20:31 (one year ago) link

The time = 2019

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 15 September 2022 20:31 (one year ago) link

Caught up on a few more last night. Some good nostalgia from my early days of going to clubs (chart-based ones before graduating to 'proper' clubs): Sub Sub, Robin S and Cappella. Also The Bluebells at number one every week: I remember the one where they did the 'techno, techno, techno, techno' bit from There's No Limit, but didn't realise they did a different ad lib every week (culminating in 'there's no business like show business').

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Saturday, 17 September 2022 08:42 (one year ago) link

Good to see Diane Charlemagne on last night‘s repeat.

Shara Nelson sounded like she had a cold.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 17 September 2022 11:15 (one year ago) link

wasn't a really good shot of his face but is that still prof cox on keyboards for d:ream, the one with the hair-metal hair?

koogs, Friday, 23 September 2022 20:04 (one year ago) link

Yes I think so.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 23 September 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link

o_____O at Bad Boys Inc's crotch thrusting dance moves. I'd get arrested if I did that. But musically they're harmless, what you'd get if you stuck Jason Donovan and Take That in a cloning machine.
'Mr Vain' is a banger but for me it's mutilated by the memory of a housemate who used to sing it in a tuneless falsetto all the time for several months.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 30 September 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link

I always wondered if 'She Kissed Me' was D'Arby taking the piss out of Lenny Kravitz.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 7 October 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link

it's like a Kravitz song but done 1000% better so maybe?

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 7 October 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link

sympathy for everyone else who sat through that performance from Cilla, jfc.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 7 October 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link

A song taking the piss out of Lenny Kravitz and D'Arby is ostensibly on the way next month, except it only reached no. 40 so I don't think we'll see it on breakers

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 7 October 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link

not familiar with sisters past floodlands, which i love, but this seems bad...

"we are on the cutting edge of rock and roll, living dangerously. next week, special guest, cilla black..."

koogs, Saturday, 8 October 2022 12:35 (one year ago) link

That was their final single. But their previous, Temple of Love 1992, was a top three hit and the corresponding early singles/EPs comp was their only top five album. This is all conveniently forgotten now but surreal to think about.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 8 October 2022 12:57 (one year ago) link

Is this the Will Smith single with the ridiculous arm-wavey dance move? Why yes it is. I recall people having to hold their hands at more of a right angle to avoid smacking other people in the face on the dancefloor.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 14 October 2022 19:09 (one year ago) link

These two shows were the best since, what, 1990? Earlier?

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 14 October 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link

Maybe not that bad but the most solid back to back shows in a while. I think it's because - at least for my taste - landfill dance is a lot less obnoxious than landfill indie.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 14 October 2022 20:34 (one year ago) link

These two shows were the best since, what, 1990? Earlier?

My thinking was that these were definitely the best we've had in ages. Not since 1990 but yeah, in the first episode for instance the only song I didn't like was Craven

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 14 October 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link

Think the key thing was the lack of old timers playing their comeback singles and dance remixes of disco hits, that's accounted for half of some of the recent shows.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 14 October 2022 22:00 (one year ago) link

Ha, my wife and I thought there was a lot of poor stuff in these and we skipped quite a few tracks this week. Maybe Moby just put us in a bad mood – just dreadful in every way. It was good to see Björk and New Order and Radiohead were OK but most of the other good tunes were from videos.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 15 October 2022 14:10 (one year ago) link

(Moby has done a few alright bits despite being Moby – but not this one)

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 15 October 2022 14:11 (one year ago) link

Thought it was a good Moby, also good to great:

Venus As A Boy
Paying The Price of Love
Boom! Shake The Room
Sometimes
Mr Vain
Ace of Spades

Not that keen on Creep or Go West, but both still way above the recent average, as was the Belinda Carlisle. Show two did tail off in quality towards the end a bit.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 October 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link

It's one of Moby's early best I reckon. Shame they never had him on doing Thousand (shame it was never recognised as an AA).

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 15 October 2022 23:23 (one year ago) link

To I Feel It that is, not Move

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 15 October 2022 23:23 (one year ago) link

Yeah the Moby tune's good!

chap, Saturday, 15 October 2022 23:27 (one year ago) link

Also as engaging a 'bloke behind a keyboard' performance I can remember seeing on TOTP.

chap, Saturday, 15 October 2022 23:28 (one year ago) link

'Coming up, a MAJOR new talent for the 90s, Bjork!' Tony Dortie OTM for once.

chap, Saturday, 15 October 2022 23:29 (one year ago) link

I've tried really hard (OK, not that hard) with New Order, but I just don't like them apart from Blue Monday. Main issue is Bernard Sumner's weedy voice.

chap, Saturday, 15 October 2022 23:45 (one year ago) link

Blue Monday is something that has been overplayed for me. rest of substance is ok. anything newer than that i just find meh.

these two episodes had as much ffwd fodder as usual. the last thing that grabbed me was carter despite not liking them at the time. it had proper lyrics, whole sentences, about things.

koogs, Sunday, 16 October 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link

four episodes next week but i can't tell whether they are the next 4 in sequence or just random episodes.

also noticed that iPlayer has all the Story ofs up to 1999 which i don't remember being on TV

koogs, Saturday, 22 October 2022 13:02 (one year ago) link

please do not show four '93 episodes at once BBC Four I'm having to share a TV at the moment

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 22 October 2022 13:26 (one year ago) link

the later Storys Ofs were on BBC Two saturday evenings a few months ago

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 22 October 2022 13:27 (one year ago) link

xp first two eps next Friday are from 1993, then one from 1979 and one from 1987.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 22 October 2022 13:40 (one year ago) link

Lumme

Mark G, Saturday, 22 October 2022 14:29 (one year ago) link

As much as I like Billy Joel, "All About Soul" is fucking garbage.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 28 October 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sometimes I wonder if the instruments that the acts are miming with are their own or if they're from some BBC Television Centre cupboard. The Shamen rocking a Roland G-707 synth guitar and an Oberheim Four Voice here.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 11 November 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link

(although the guitar does have a sticker on it protesting against Thorp Nuclear Reporcessing Plant so at least the sticker is The Shamens if not the guitar itself)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 11 November 2022 19:21 (one year ago) link

i have a vague memory of seeing the shamen live and them having a Roland G-707.

stirmonster, Friday, 11 November 2022 20:38 (one year ago) link

One of the surprising things about these early 90s episodes is how many hit 2 Unlimited had, and how much better they were than I remember. I guess it's easy to assume the Spitting Image "no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no lyrics" joke was an accurate reflection of what the band were really like, but it's not.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 25 November 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link

techno

Mark G, Friday, 25 November 2022 20:05 (one year ago) link

Hard agree, the band had pop chops for days.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 27 November 2022 14:30 (one year ago) link

Tony Dortie presents the pop chart programme, first broadcast on 2 December 1993 and featuring U2, Bjork, M People, East 17, Mr Blobby and Meat Loaf.

One of these things is not like the rest of these things...

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 2 December 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link

3D glasses, the Meta Quest of the early 90s.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 2 December 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link

Jeremy Clarkson?

koogs, Friday, 2 December 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link

I thought it might have been some kind of charity single but apparently not. Carol Vorderman is in the video as well, but tbh she was everywhere on TV in the 90s.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 2 December 2022 20:06 (one year ago) link

I'm sure I had that remix of Big Time Sensuality, does anyone know which one it is?

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 3 December 2022 11:56 (one year ago) link

Fluke Minimix?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CwVLnl9m40

groovypanda, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 08:41 (one year ago) link

Yes, nice one GP - that’s a group I’ve forgotten about.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 6 December 2022 10:12 (one year ago) link

2 Unlimited gleefully leaning into the ridiculousness with their performance of 'No Limits' on this Christmas 1993 edition. But elsewhere it seems that the editors of this episode were hitting the fast forward button more often than I was.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 16 December 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link

1993 is a bad year for TOTP, not a great year for the charts, but the selections on TOTP (loads of big name boomers with their latest shit singles many of which didn't even do well) were even worse. And still annoyed about the apparent boycot of The Prodigy.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 16 December 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link

Hard disagree, this year and Christmas episode was full of bangers.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 17 December 2022 09:16 (one year ago) link

1993 is all eurodance, ragga and waistcoats, I have no issue with this. The problem is that TOTP in 1993 seems committed to pretending that young people want to hear stadium metal and dadrock. I'm a few episodes behind but the last one I watched had the crowd going wild for 2 Unlimited and then completed disengaged for everything else.

boxedjoy, Saturday, 17 December 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link

Ah, yes, I get you.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 18 December 2022 07:57 (one year ago) link

Exactly, every week we had a chart countdown with loads of great stuff then across to another satellite link of Rod Stewart from Paris at #34. The charts were maybe 10% heritage acts but the show was sth like 50%. Even the good Eurodance stuff was often ruined by a combination of ill-judged live vocals and backing track mixed way too low.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 18 December 2022 08:23 (one year ago) link

also Take That can fuck off forever

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 18 December 2022 08:32 (one year ago) link

I also think it's telling that, in this era, when TOTP show an exclusive performance of a yet-to-be-released single, it inevitably ends up charting. It feels like the show is trying to influence rather than reflect popular taste, and you only need to look ahead fifteen years to see how that ends up working out for them.

boxedjoy, Sunday, 18 December 2022 08:51 (one year ago) link

According to wikipedia, it was the Prodigy who boycotted TOTP, not the other way round. xps

lord of the rongs (anagram), Sunday, 18 December 2022 10:02 (one year ago) link

guess the idea was "this show is for everyone, we have to play the older acts to keep the mums and dads watching" which is tbh the kind of audience targeting fuckery that has been a plague on the BBC for the last 20 years.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 18 December 2022 10:05 (one year ago) link

xp yeah but it was TOTP that refused to play the videos

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 18 December 2022 10:05 (one year ago) link

They've also managed to avoid Goodmen's "Give It Up" which has been hanging around for weeks and weeks.

boxedjoy, Sunday, 18 December 2022 10:21 (one year ago) link

There was a similar attitude in the 1970s with lame-o third-rate soft rock acts like Liverpool Express and Smokie turning up every week, while disco was tolerated by the producers at best.

no jaki liebezeit required (Matt #2), Sunday, 18 December 2022 11:20 (one year ago) link

b-b-but Liverpool Express were the new Beatles!

the shaker intro bit the shaker outro in the tail, hard (breastcrawl), Sunday, 18 December 2022 11:35 (one year ago) link

excuse me a moment.

A ha ha ha...

Righto, onwards

Mark G, Sunday, 18 December 2022 12:16 (one year ago) link

("Every man must have a dream" was basically "Imagine", righto o&o)

Mark G, Sunday, 18 December 2022 12:18 (one year ago) link

Was Righto their drummer or something?

chap, Sunday, 18 December 2022 12:33 (one year ago) link

It's possible

Mark G, Sunday, 18 December 2022 12:33 (one year ago) link

The "Give It Up" situation will descend into a farce in 1995 when Simply Red release Fairground and it's given blanket coverage.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 18 December 2022 12:51 (one year ago) link

I was put off from watching last night's repeat of the Christmas 1990 episode because the BBC saw fit to make the thumbnail a screenshot of Timmy Mallett mid-"oh yeah".

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 24 December 2022 09:42 (one year ago) link

Also TOTP Review Of Year 2022 is on tonight at 10:40pm on BBC2 if you can muster the level give-a-shit-ness required to watch 'Clara Amfo and Jack Saunders present a hit-packed show'. Missed out a letter there.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 24 December 2022 10:27 (one year ago) link

Shogw

Mark G, Saturday, 24 December 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link

I'm sort of glad they never played Give It Up because I missed half of '93 and wanted to see that one.

You Are My Love is brilliant.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 27 December 2022 15:01 (one year ago) link

7pm tonight there's "Smashie and Nicey's Top of the Pops Party" - a retrospective on the show's first 30 years, originally broadcast on 4th Jan 1994.

If you don't fancy that then there are two regular episodes following.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 6 January 2023 13:36 (one year ago) link

I was just coming here to say I think I'll skip Smashie and Nicey. The BBC broadcast a mockumentary about them that went through just about all the jokes anyone could make in about 15 minutes. Unfathomable to me - both then and now - how those two characters became so big.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 6 January 2023 18:46 (one year ago) link

The good news is that there's not that much Smashie & Nicey, the bad news is that they've added a load of later clips, everything only gets 30 seconds, and the whole thing is an incomprehensible mess.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 6 January 2023 19:32 (one year ago) link

In the context of 1994, 'Things Can Only Get Better' isn't that bad, despite the singer's attempts to come across as an egotistic cock. It sounded worse during the 1997 General Election.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 13 January 2023 19:24 (one year ago) link

the sax solo is the only good bit

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 13 January 2023 19:28 (one year ago) link

'Blow Your Whistle' is the kind of song that I was excited to hear in the club as a 19 year old but then after two minutes dancefloor freneticism I'd be "ffs enough" and dive towards the bar for another drink.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 13 January 2023 19:29 (one year ago) link

Marti Pellow, so sweaty.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 13 January 2023 19:30 (one year ago) link

Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart and Sting can all fuck off together pls

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 13 January 2023 19:37 (one year ago) link

all for one, all fuck off

the shaker intro bit the shaker outro in the tail, hard (breastcrawl), Friday, 13 January 2023 20:11 (one year ago) link

1977 was very white male, with only pussycat(!) as relief (and legs and co dancing around whilst dressed as car wash brushes). david soul sounds like he was pitch shifted up a couple of octaves.

koogs, Tuesday, 17 January 2023 20:37 (one year ago) link

Blow Your Whistle is a classic functional dance hit and gets bonus points for not being 2002 No. 5 smash Blow My Whistle Bitch.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 17 January 2023 22:03 (one year ago) link

Garth Brooks clearly subscribes to the Billy Joel school of "make facial expressions like you're taking a really long and difficult dump while singing".

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:49 (one year ago) link

First show tonight was pretty good! second was less good though. These were the last two shows for Dortie & Franklin, a shame as I've grown to like them a lot. Next week we have the relaunch format to kick off the real mid-90s

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:12 (one year ago) link

I saw Therapy? live about four or five times in the mid 90s. They were... considerably less good than I remember.

chap, Saturday, 21 January 2023 10:51 (one year ago) link

no actual good shot of the keyboardist on either of the d:ream appearances

only bit i enjoyed in the 4 episodes was martika's hair

koogs, Saturday, 21 January 2023 12:08 (one year ago) link

I don’t think Brian Cox was in this version of D:Ream, but he was in the performances when it was previously released.

I was never that into Therapy?, but Screamager is a banger.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 22 January 2023 07:58 (one year ago) link

Britrock bands are to this era of TOTP what Senseless Things and that ilk were to the last.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 23 January 2023 05:05 (one year ago) link

"Give It Away" is one of those songs that I think I like when I try recall what it sounds like, but when I hear it (especially accompanied by the video) I realise that it's a bunch of nonsense.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 27 January 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link

I like that TOTP heralding their new era included a single from an album that was released before the last era. Why wasn't it a UK hit until 94 I have no idea.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 28 January 2023 13:45 (one year ago) link

No-one said it was going to be easy... for Mark E Smith to even both singing all the lyrics of this song from a piece of paper.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 10 February 2023 19:20 (one year ago) link

Also, number 7382 in a series of 'singers who look like someone snoball works with' - there's a guy at work who I've just realised looks like a blond version of young MES.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 10 February 2023 19:23 (one year ago) link

Morrissey being a choad as normal - "I will be in the bar... with my head on the bar" ffs

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 10 February 2023 19:24 (one year ago) link

xxp s/both/bother
(or for me to even bother typing out the word 'bother' apparently)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 10 February 2023 19:32 (one year ago) link

Electroswing really has just been a decades-long, even less good riff on Doop by Doop, hasn't it?

chap, Friday, 10 February 2023 19:43 (one year ago) link

Doop by Doop is brilliant and all electroswing is terrible shit, apart from that I agree.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 10 February 2023 19:45 (one year ago) link

decades long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6r1tUhl1cQ
Electrovelvet, the UK's Eurovision 2015 entry. Which at the time I thought sounded like 'Doop'.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 10 February 2023 19:52 (one year ago) link

Such awful shit, nothing redeemable there. Doop still magnificent though.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 10 February 2023 20:08 (one year ago) link

Doop is brilliant and I'm happy to see it get some love here.

Whenever it's revived these days it's the version from the video, which is RONG. The (hit) Urge 2 Merge Mix is only the vid mix for a minute then it becomes something else.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 10 February 2023 20:32 (one year ago) link

there are I believe two different videos for the two mixes

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 10 February 2023 20:32 (one year ago) link

I've never seen the U2M video? Either way the other one is all I'm used to seeing.

Before Doop led to electro-swing there were some much nearer descendants, like Yomanda's hardbag Blind Date (no. 31 in '95).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Peijv1JnEg0

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 10 February 2023 20:36 (one year ago) link

you've been fucking framed

koogs, Friday, 10 February 2023 20:40 (one year ago) link

A slightly later and hipper electroswing precedent is Get a Move On by Mr Scruff.

chap, Friday, 10 February 2023 21:15 (one year ago) link

Only up to the Inspiral Carpets, Mark E Smith but a strong episode so far. Hearing Barbara Tucker’s pleasant enough garage house track and realising that is where the vocal from Hardrives “Deep Inside” is sampled from - a song I know inside out and upside down but without investigating the source - was a moment.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 11 February 2023 08:04 (one year ago) link

Argh, jinxed it. Morrisey.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 11 February 2023 08:05 (one year ago) link

The U2M mix of "Doop" is the version I remember from radio growing up - 1995 is when I really started paying attention to the charts and pop music properly - and it's so much better because it fully commits to being the most obnoxious, brash version of the idea of, what if we stuck a donk on the charleston?

"Blind Date" also comes in two mixes and thankfully westbury white horse has posted the correct version. I would make a case of Paul Masterson being a secret hero - he's the man behind this and "Synth & Strings" - but also Amen UK's "Passion", all the Candy Girls singles, and loads of poppers o'clock dance remixes as Sleaze Sisters and Wand. All this stuff is really tasteless, cheesy and bold, but I love the way that it fully embraces shamelessness as a positive value.

boxedjoy, Saturday, 11 February 2023 08:49 (one year ago) link

that said electro-swing is all fucking terrible, and I am immediately suspicious of anyone who identifies themselves as a fan because at best they have terrible taste, at worst you find they're nearly always terrible regressives who feel a sense of borrowed nostalgia for the socially repressed values of the 1920s

boxedjoy, Saturday, 11 February 2023 08:52 (one year ago) link

Never thought I’d see another Paul Masterson stan here. He had quite the knack for getting as much energy as possible out of pretty simple loops - his Yolanda mix of Quo Vadis - Sonic Boom never left the bag for years back when I had those kind of gigs.

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Saturday, 11 February 2023 10:07 (one year ago) link

Yomanda even, thx autocorrect

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Saturday, 11 February 2023 10:08 (one year ago) link

I'll be third in this gang. I've long really liked his work but I developed an even stronger interest when a) an old friend declared my own beloved Synth & Strings her favourite track of all time, so it sort of become 'our' track for quite a while and b) I got really into hardbag as a thing in and of itself, which meant I gave more time of day to Candy Girls and Amen! UK than I had before.

xps I always think of Get a Move On as the first electro swing track, which I know isn't by any means accurate.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 11 February 2023 12:03 (one year ago) link

Between 'Doop' and 'Get A Move On' there is Apollo 440's 'Krupa'

nashwan, Saturday, 11 February 2023 12:42 (one year ago) link

(and is just as amazing as either)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 11 February 2023 12:44 (one year ago) link

I never really thought of Get A Move On as electro swing, probably because the Moondog sample isn’t as obnoxiously retro as someone like Caravan Palace.

Either way that whole scene sucked from my brief experiences with it - chancers throwing together incredibly slapdash electro-swing on Ableton mainly to get sets (and therefore free tickets) on the uk small festival circuit all summer.

Seemed like a load of posh boys from money slumming it in wacky sequinned blazer and captains hat combo’s, kind of like an Eton lost vagueness. The live band Gypsy Swing side of things, while not my kind of thing definitely harboured a lot more talent.

/rant.

Re: Recent TOTP, Dina Carroll’s ‘The Perfect Year’ is up there with Whitney ‘I Will Always Love You’ and Marian’s ‘I Can’t Live’. She doesn’t seem to have been remembered at all though?

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Saturday, 11 February 2023 14:41 (one year ago) link

The thing with Dina Carroll is that she had/has a stunning singing voice, but her singles always seemed to be dreary ballads with cloying, syrupy production. The album track she played on the show a couple of weeks ago was much better, so maybe there are other things to discover from her.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 11 February 2023 14:44 (one year ago) link

The one actual electro swing track that does anything for me is Gramophonedize's Why Don't You - which probably borrows more from Audio Bullys' Shot You Down.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 11 February 2023 14:51 (one year ago) link

Ah thanks, heard that in a Little Boots set at the time and never knew what it was until now.

nashwan, Saturday, 11 February 2023 15:06 (one year ago) link

came across this podcast episode about “Synths & Strings” with Paul Masterson as a guest on Spotify:

Soundcloud link

i saw mommy kissing twink henry kissinger (breastcrawl), Saturday, 11 February 2023 15:13 (one year ago) link

Thanks for the link. I first heard this only a short while ago but got distracted iirc so am listening again in full now.

To tie this to the TOTP chat, he has an anecdote around 20m that S&S was issued by Manifesto on the same day as Dina Carroll's Without Love, and the label were both wanting and expecting Dina to outchart Yomanda and were furious when it didn't happen. Dina's last top 20 hit, sadly.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 11 February 2023 16:16 (one year ago) link

Dina was MASSIVE in the early 90s wasn't she, seems to be on TOTP every other week.

chap, Monday, 13 February 2023 09:36 (one year ago) link

Doop of course stole the idea from Cajemere - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwtCsg-NfRM

stirmonster, Monday, 13 February 2023 11:30 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CUYXzLm7WE

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 13 February 2023 11:33 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

The thing with Dina Carroll is that she had/has a stunning singing voice, but her singles always seemed to be dreary ballads with cloying, syrupy production.

Been thinking about how much of this was around in the 90's, and how you could view it as the return of pre-Rock Pop values. Ballads of the 70's and 80's tended to be in closer conversation with the Pop styles of the day, but there's nothing New Jack Swing or Acid House about any of this stuff, it is v self-conciously "classy" and aiming for a timeless feel where timeless means "sounds like a crooner". You can tie in career revivals for Tony Bennent and Nat King Cole (posthoumously) into this as well I guess.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 2 March 2023 10:59 (one year ago) link

1st episode tonight the worst in a long while.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 10 March 2023 19:24 (one year ago) link

It was tough going

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 10 March 2023 20:59 (one year ago) link

I can imagine the ego salving conversation the producers had with Michael Bolton / Michael Bolton's "people" re him introducing the show: "OK so we'd like Michael, er, Mr Bolton to introduce the show and announce that Barbara Striesand is going to be on. But then he'll perform last for an unreasonably long time with a terrible cover version so really he's the most important act on the show, OK?"

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 11 March 2023 09:15 (one year ago) link

2nd episode was kind of rough as well.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 11 March 2023 09:15 (one year ago) link

the 1980 one though was hit after hit, all things you still hear, 42 years later.

koogs, Saturday, 11 March 2023 11:07 (one year ago) link

Janice and John presenting the 1985 one. both dead now.

koogs, Saturday, 11 March 2023 11:12 (one year ago) link

Dismal last night - never in human history have so many session musicians displayed such gritted-teeth fake enthusiasm. The rest of it made a minor 2 Unlimited hit and sodding Stiltskin seem like the bleeding edge of musical innovation.

chap, Saturday, 18 March 2023 13:58 (one year ago) link

Carry Me Home is one of the best singles ever, but it wasn't the best performance of it. A bit too croaky and mixed a bit too high.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 18 March 2023 23:04 (one year ago) link

In 1994 I was living in a shared house where one of my housemates had cable TV. Among the channels was The Box - 'Music television you control' - in other words a fairly basic video request channel. People would phone a number and then dial a three digit number to select a particular video. For about a month in 1994 it seemed like the only two videos they played were Prodigy's 'No Good' and General Levy's 'Incredible'.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 24 March 2023 19:11 (one year ago) link

At some point we'll get to see the episode of TOTP where Levy gets the audience to chant "booyaka booyaka".

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 24 March 2023 19:17 (one year ago) link

Carry Me Home is one of the best singles ever, but it wasn't the best performance of it. A bit too croaky and mixed a bit too high.

Definitely better this week. Overall there was a lot to love tonight.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 24 March 2023 20:52 (one year ago) link

Swamp Thing! In my memory I'd written it off as a slightly annoying novelty, turns out it was in fact an absolute tune.

chap, Saturday, 25 March 2023 14:34 (one year ago) link

I remember The Box well, but from a few years later than Snoball. Home of 'No Way No Way' by Vanilla.

chap, Saturday, 25 March 2023 14:35 (one year ago) link

1994 episodes dire again.

1981 contained good things i haven't thought about since, well, 1981. the bad manners, the hazel o'connor. and i don't think i'd ever heard that version of John I'm Only Dancing. and teardrop explodes at #8 in the chart (not played but...)

koogs, Saturday, 25 March 2023 14:36 (one year ago) link

Swamp Thing is really terrific. It also led a trend of (mostly bad) country Eurodance-y type things; although only Two Cowboys (in a week or two) and later Rednex did really well, there was also Bravado's Harmonica Man (37 in June) and 2 in a Tent's When I'm Cleaning Windows (25 in December), the latter of which, while not country obv, is still the most obvious ST descendant.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 25 March 2023 16:48 (one year ago) link

strangely enough I loved Swamp Thing at the time and didn't care for it much last night.

otoh there was 'Babies' which is still one of my favourite songs, really happy to see that.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 25 March 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link

Enjoyed some bits of these even if it was mostly mediocre. Mariah's performance really stood out to me.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 26 March 2023 09:27 (one year ago) link

I associate Pulp too much with the dreary dominance of Britpop to fully love them, but realise that's unfair - Jarvis is/was an incredible performer and yes babies is a bit of a banger.

One of many odd minor editorial choices in this era is only giving the viewers the name of the EP rather than the song from it being performed, cf Babies.

chap, Sunday, 26 March 2023 12:37 (one year ago) link

I think that whether or not you support Manchester United, or care about footy at all, we can all agree "Come On You Reds" is a gorgeous piece of music.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 28 March 2023 10:11 (one year ago) link

It's a race for the remote whenever that one pops up for me. Fingers in ears and lalala to drown it out. Visceral hatred. Granted I'm a Liverpool fan but I don't think it's entirely that

or something, Tuesday, 28 March 2023 10:59 (one year ago) link

and now you've got it stuck in my head again thanks

or something, Tuesday, 28 March 2023 11:00 (one year ago) link

Schemiechel, Parker, Pallister
Irwin, Sharpe, Bruce and Ince
Hughes, McClair, Keane and Cantona
Robson, Kanchelskis and Giggs...

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Tuesday, 28 March 2023 19:25 (one year ago) link

I've always felt that Angus Deayton's presenting style is this washing machine advert and very little else.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 31 March 2023 18:41 (one year ago) link

I liked him on it tbh. Overall first episode was far better. The second peaked in the opening three minutes (though, admittedly, so did the first) and bottomed out on the forever horrendous Cleopatra's Cat.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 31 March 2023 19:08 (one year ago) link

hated Deayton, his snarky remarks about Robert Palmer were a low point

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 31 March 2023 19:50 (one year ago) link

Just catching up on recent episodes - what was with the butchering of large chunks of the verses on ‘Babies’? Don’t remember that when it aired in the 90’s.

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Friday, 31 March 2023 20:03 (one year ago) link

didn't notice that when it aired last week

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 31 March 2023 20:04 (one year ago) link

Oasis - what if Slade were knobheads?

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 7 April 2023 18:46 (one year ago) link

I wonder why people bother covering Cameo's 'Word Up'? The original is perfect. Gun's version here is better than Mel B's attempt from 1999 but still it just sounds like a cover a band would throw into a live set to mix things up. Their cover version of Hot Chocolate's 'Every 1's A Winner' - which they also released as a single - is a similar mix of competency and head scratching "why would anyone do this?".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkBXas4YL4

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 14 April 2023 18:08 (one year ago) link

I prefer Alan Vega's approach of ignoring the tune... and the words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA7z-rSYxjQ

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Friday, 14 April 2023 18:13 (one year ago) link

the 1978 show was like punk never happened

koogs, Saturday, 15 April 2023 13:27 (one year ago) link

the Gun version is one of two covers I can think of that was later supplanted by a soundalike for a similar audience (Korn)

the other is how Tiesto shoved aside Orbit/Corsten's Adagio for Strings (not as much a soundalike as Korn to Gun admittedly, but definitely the same audience in theory).

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 17 April 2023 02:21 (one year ago) link

the Julian Cope was an odd thing, one for being a random album track and another for his performance (which the audience seemed to enjoy)

koogs, Monday, 17 April 2023 06:33 (one year ago) link

What DID totp bloke think your dad would be saying about Julian Cope? I think my dad would have prob called him a poser.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 17 April 2023 09:53 (one year ago) link

Gun, weirdly, had among the most enthusiastic fans in the TOTP audience I've seen.

chap, Monday, 17 April 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link

Is it known how TOTP audiences were chosen? Did bands get to bring their entourages/fan clubs?

Always funny when there's a Reggae or R&B artist singing about the black experience and it cuts to the awkward dancing of the blondest 14 year olds you've ever seen.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 10:26 (one year ago) link

My sister was in the audience once, I should ask her. I think it was the same as any other TV show with an audience, you bought tickets in advance, you just had to hope there was somebody you liked in the studio that week.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 April 2023 10:32 (one year ago) link

I've been in the audience before when it was recorded at BBC TV Centre. A friend and I just turned up after hearing from somebody that there was a good chance of being let in if you arrived in time. This doesn't really make complete sense but I can't remember any more about what inspired us to go.

nashwan, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 10:37 (one year ago) link

The girls in my school would sometimes go on around this era.

chap, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 08:52 (one year ago) link

the Julian Cope was an odd thing, one for being a random album track and another for his performance (which the audience seemed to enjoy)

― koogs, Monday, 17 April 2023 06:33 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

It was very odd - it looked like something off The Tube, but with a terrible sound mix (as you say, maybe the audience got a better one)

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 11:24 (one year ago) link

TOTP already shifted to 9pm tonight because of the snooker and now it's been delayed a bit more. Sometimes things don't change a bit. At least the balls aren't orange tonight.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 21 April 2023 20:02 (eleven months ago) link

Anyone who saw the beginning of Britain's Got Talent last Saturday will know that Ant & Dec still can't dance.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 28 April 2023 18:22 (eleven months ago) link

This week's shows only worth it for a few songs - Shampoo, Rozalla, Youssou N'Dour and Neneh Cherry - but still worth it.
Really coming back to me how much Wet Wet Wet can fuck right off.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 28 April 2023 20:27 (eleven months ago) link

A good friend of mine until quite recently thought Youssou N'Dour was two blokes called Youssou and Dour.

chap, Saturday, 29 April 2023 00:03 (eleven months ago) link

Haha, that’s brilliant.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 29 April 2023 06:59 (eleven months ago) link

My mum thought Del Amitri was a bloke called Derek.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Saturday, 29 April 2023 07:16 (eleven months ago) link

The first time I saw Olivia Newton John on TV, there were three people on stage, so I thought...

Mark G, Saturday, 29 April 2023 07:58 (eleven months ago) link

What was Wet Wet Wet's deal, exactly? Audience reactions seem to suggest they were a kind of boyband, but their music doesn't resemble NKOTB or even Take That in any way (plus they play instruments). I'm having trouble thinking of another group that you could compare them to, though their uniqueness by no means makes them less crap.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 30 April 2023 10:00 (eleven months ago) link

I remember at the time, but can find no current reference to, suggestions that Wishing I Was Lucky had had more spent promoting it than any previous major label debut single.

Hello I'm shitty gatsworth (aldo), Sunday, 30 April 2023 10:26 (eleven months ago) link

wishing I was lucky / sweet little mystery were fine, I guess, not for me but w/e

their version of Love Is All Around OTOH is the worst fucking thing of all time and the 15 weeks it spent at number one felt much worse than Bryan Adams 16

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 30 April 2023 10:58 (eleven months ago) link

the fsol single, I've never heard it before or seen the terribly dated cgi video

except i have both the lifeforms LP and the EP so i must've

koogs, Sunday, 30 April 2023 10:59 (eleven months ago) link

fsol video was the worst kind of artless raytraced bollocks that plagued the mid 90s, and the sound was a random snippet which obviously didn't survive being played on my TV speakers, you really wonder why they bothered

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 30 April 2023 11:06 (eleven months ago) link

FSOL do TOTP properly you cowards

nashwan, Sunday, 30 April 2023 11:13 (eleven months ago) link

I'm having trouble thinking of another group that you could compare them to

You couldn't move for groups comparable to Wet Wet Wet in Glasgow in the 80s and 90s. Hue and Cry, Texas, Hipsway etc. Always found it amusing that Wet Wet Wet were the most successful of the lot (apart from Texas arguably) because they were a bunch of Rangers fans from Clydebank and not West End hipsters pretending to support Celtic.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 April 2023 11:21 (eleven months ago) link

Hmmm ok that does scan.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 30 April 2023 11:25 (eleven months ago) link

Believe me it was like a plague, and all of them had at least one song with Sugar, Honey or Candy in the title. Tailors did good business though.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 April 2023 11:28 (eleven months ago) link

used to feel a bit sorry for the WWW guitarist as he was never a member of the band, was left out of photos etc
but then one night he was a total creep to some friends of mine, so fuck him

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 30 April 2023 11:30 (eleven months ago) link

"Not a dry eye in the house..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0VOJ0Z3vY0

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 April 2023 11:38 (eleven months ago) link

My wife and I always shout “MARTIIEE PELOOOH” in an atrocious accent anytime we see WWW thanks to Limmy.

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 30 April 2023 14:32 (eleven months ago) link

Believe me it was like a plague, and all of them had at least one song with Sugar, Honey or Candy in the title. Tailors did good business though.

― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:28 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah, not like the Jesus and Mary chain oh hang on....

Mark G, Sunday, 30 April 2023 15:14 (eleven months ago) link

One of the reasons JANC seemed like cornball provincials to a lot of people on the Glasgow indie scene.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 April 2023 15:23 (eleven months ago) link

the one PWEI song that i like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAxAOK885B4

rincton monkspoon (NickB), Sunday, 30 April 2023 16:17 (eleven months ago) link

I remember well the woman from Texas crashed her scooter into a chelsea tractor outside The Queens right in front of a load of smokers, drinking before MBV played at The Roundhouse. She walked away from it as said smokers all clocked her but were only amused cos fuck those cars

kraudive, Sunday, 30 April 2023 19:25 (eleven months ago) link

Actually quite impressed they bothered to feature the FSOL video (and a written credit for Fraser as if most viewers would recognise her name and voice) during the chart rundown (lol Mayo's 'mmm...' after it) but the CGI probably has aged worse than anything else on that episode (Pantera's 'Planet Caravan' cover from later in '94 has a similar vid and charted higher than I remember but doubt it will have featured at all).

nashwan, Sunday, 30 April 2023 21:29 (eleven months ago) link

fsol video was the worst kind of artless raytraced bollocks that plagued the mid 90s

I'm quite fond of it mostly because I see it as an outgrowth of Dougan's Stakker/Eurotechno filmery - of which there was no going back to after even Pot Noodle got in on the fun (plus, the style did wonders in numerous ardkore videos at the same time). But I also can never get Reynolds' pan out of my head: "their music sounds as disgustingly denatured and plasma-morphic as those godawful videos and Buggy G. Riphead cover images." Obviously remove the word 'godawful' and this could read like high praise (and I do like - sometimes love - most of their work from their 94-97 imperial phase a lot).

"FSOL do TOTP properly you cowards"

The Far Out Son of... gets momentarily used as background music the week it charted* while Lee & Herring do their thing but the video never actually appears IIRC (and obv not performed either).

*same week as Oxbow Lakes. A nice moment for formless soundscapery in the top 40.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 1 May 2023 07:41 (eleven months ago) link

Just catching up on this episode. That 90s CGI aesthetic has been really popular as a revival style for lots of clubbing and club-adjacent kids the last few years.

Also, I'm going to tell my grandkids that was Linda Perry jumping around in that episode.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 1 May 2023 09:15 (eleven months ago) link

Robert Smith looking very winsome tonight

koogs, Friday, 12 May 2023 19:32 (eleven months ago) link

As much as I dislike Jon Bon Jovi and his music, I have to grudgingly acknowledge that 'backing vocalist on a Star Wars LP' to 'Always' is impressive.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 19 May 2023 18:22 (eleven months ago) link

Dee dee na na na

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 19 May 2023 18:27 (eleven months ago) link

Always is even more absolutely fucking irredeemably shit than R2D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas though

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 19 May 2023 19:05 (eleven months ago) link

It is hard to tell which is the more cynical attempt to sells records.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 19 May 2023 19:58 (eleven months ago) link

sell records

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 19 May 2023 19:59 (eleven months ago) link

the 1983 show, chock full of quietly brilliant records.

koogs, Friday, 19 May 2023 20:23 (eleven months ago) link

Was gearing up to proclaim that there's an amazing happy hardcore remix of Always, but just listened to it for the first time since 1998 and it's total shite.

chap, Saturday, 20 May 2023 00:56 (eleven months ago) link

I get Always mixed up with all those Aerosmith ones.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 20 May 2023 21:43 (eleven months ago) link

who wore it better, Debbie Harry or David Sylvian?

koogs, Friday, 26 May 2023 21:18 (ten months ago) link

David Sylvian, in that show anyway.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 May 2023 22:41 (ten months ago) link

The first 1994 show tonight was one of the dullest in ages, only Whigfield at the end to cheer things up. Second show was a bit better, unfortunately Sting and Take That at the end were both a bit of a damp squib.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 May 2023 22:42 (ten months ago) link

Punt and Dennis demonstrating how not funny they are.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 27 May 2023 09:05 (ten months ago) link

The more I think about them the more I realise they're a bit crap. They were the weakest part of The Mary Whitehouse Experience (both the radio series and the TV show), their early evening BBC1 comedy sketch show was crap (Newman & Baddiel In Pieces was far superior), their sitcom was crap (like 'Jim Davison Up The Elephant And Round THe Castle' crap), and their radio show is crap (from the few bits I've heard it's obvious 'oh Boris is a bit of a clown' observations).

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 27 May 2023 10:34 (ten months ago) link

Their radio show has been going on for, what, a quarter of a century now? And has never been either funny or insightful.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 27 May 2023 10:52 (ten months ago) link

To be in the worse half of a comedy quartet in which the better half contains David Baddiel takes some doing.

chap, Saturday, 27 May 2023 17:55 (ten months ago) link

That's you that is

Hello I'm shitty gatsworth (aldo), Saturday, 27 May 2023 18:05 (ten months ago) link

Rob Newman does a lot of heavy lifting.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 27 May 2023 18:09 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

that boyband with the 9 year old looking kid singing about what kind of girl he wants, I know this is technically no different from the Jackson Five but it felt pretty grotesque

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 12 June 2023 09:39 (ten months ago) link

Both of Friday's episodes were great, especially the first.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 12 June 2023 16:41 (ten months ago) link

This week's episodes have a higher than usual number of acts whose subsequent singles don't quite match their earlier ones: Sophie B. Hawkins, Whigfield, PJ & Duncan (sounding like two lads from the Sales team at the company wide Christmas talent show).

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 16 June 2023 18:37 (ten months ago) link

I was out last Friday, might go and check them out after these finish.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 16 June 2023 18:39 (ten months ago) link

As an aside this guy's YT channel has a mess of old British telly programs, seemingly in very good quality including a mess of music-related stuff like The Tube, OGWT, TOTP and things like this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C882xK4bcLc

MaresNest, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 15:39 (ten months ago) link

Christmas 1994 episode GO! (I don't remember a thing about it)

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 30 June 2023 18:01 (nine months ago) link

If I had watched it at the time, I would certainly have remembered Take That being extremely annoying.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 30 June 2023 18:14 (nine months ago) link

Robbie especially - yeah this is TT's Imperial phase but stop acting like a prize twonk ffs.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 30 June 2023 18:17 (nine months ago) link

hope this means they aren't playing

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 30 June 2023 18:19 (nine months ago) link

There was a brief snippet of one of their songs from earlier in the year but otherwise I hope not. Meanwhile Marti Pellow clearly fancies himself here.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 30 June 2023 18:29 (nine months ago) link

This is utterly bizarre - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gZMRB4Aqcg

MaresNest, Thursday, 13 July 2023 13:29 (nine months ago) link

Amazing find yeah.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 15 July 2023 19:28 (nine months ago) link

three weeks pass...

winner takes it all video actually a hard watch, given the background

koogs, Saturday, 5 August 2023 13:30 (eight months ago) link

(not exactly a hot take, sorry, but the first time I've seen it in a while)

koogs, Saturday, 5 August 2023 13:33 (eight months ago) link

Does anyone have any idea when the 1995 shows start again?

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 7 August 2023 09:28 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

I'm guessing after the Proms?

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 8 September 2023 08:21 (seven months ago) link

there are 4 episodes listed for next friday ('95, '95, '89, '85)

koogs, Friday, 8 September 2023 08:25 (seven months ago) link

(the non-95 ones are almost certainly better then the 95 ones)

koogs, Friday, 8 September 2023 08:25 (seven months ago) link

Well maybe. But also much more interesting for me at least.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 September 2023 08:55 (seven months ago) link

I mean the 95 ones are more interesting

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 September 2023 08:55 (seven months ago) link

Bizarre staging decision to have The Human League stand in a line like that.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 15 September 2023 18:20 (seven months ago) link

Green Day - possibly the worst debut TOTP appearance ever? The sound quality is so bad, the soundtrack to you walking away through the crowd to go to the bar for another beer.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 15 September 2023 18:50 (seven months ago) link

This totally unnecessary cover of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' is like being held hostage on a cruise ship.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 15 September 2023 18:56 (seven months ago) link

LEAVE DAME NICKI ALONE 👑

mike t-diva, Friday, 15 September 2023 19:33 (seven months ago) link

Elton John with the video shoot that he stormed out of in 'Tantrums and Tiaras'.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:46 (six months ago) link

xps Green Day debuted in Oct or Nov 94 with Welcome to Paradise

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 22 September 2023 19:24 (six months ago) link

Perfecto Allstarz was an honest highlight tonight, I forgot how much I love hearing it. No it's not better than the original but it has favela drums and dancing skeletons

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 22 September 2023 19:27 (six months ago) link

I’m a a week behind, but this 19/1/95 show is almost total wall-to-wall bangers.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 23 September 2023 10:16 (six months ago) link

Gah, spoke to soon - needed to skip the number one!

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 23 September 2023 10:17 (six months ago) link

It's easy to criticise that particular song, but it's at least interesting to think about. For example, if it hadn't been at number one I suspect you would have been married a long time ago.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 23 September 2023 10:20 (six months ago) link

It really does make you think now you put it that way :D

I’m now on the most recent show, and in retrospect Alex Party is a top-tier banger. I’ve just read that the production duo were also in Livin' Joy so they had form.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 23 September 2023 13:00 (six months ago) link

One of 95's many great no. 2s

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 23 September 2023 13:09 (six months ago) link

catching up with the last four episodes and this is getting into serious nostalgia for me - this is the sound of Now 30 aka my first compilation, also the point where I started taping songs off the radio.

- that Deuce song is an absolute banger, they might have been a manufactured pop band but if you'd dressed it up differently it could have passed for something Paul Oakenfold would have done in his peak, and what a strange voice that lead singer has for a pop band. The other girl went on to be a very acclaimed make-up artist and was married to Ant until his life fell apart.

- DAME NICKI. I love that she's made a career last thirty years out of turning up, singing a donked-up version of someone else's song and looking like the divorce hasn't gone too well - a real gay icon.

- I would be very interested to find out if "Geordie In Wonderland" sold anything outside of five miles of Newcastle, what a dreadful song.

- The Human League did "Tell Me When" on loads of shows in that weird one-line staging.There's this video of them doing it on Live & Kicking, which even then must have felt odd. "Dad, why is your favourite band from old times on my Saturday morning kids show?"

- "Hoochie Booty" seems so out of order now. Some pre-teens singing about bums.

- MN8 feel just a little too late and the performances are uncomfortably sexual for a British boyband in way that Americans could have pulled off differently, but the song has two choruses and I'm never sad to hear it.

- Elastica were so fucking cool, both then and now.

- that Vanessa Mae version is not something I can remember from the time and when we were watching it this weekend both me and my boyfriend's eyes nearly fell out our heads at its absurdity.

- fun fact! One of the travesti ballerinas in that Annie Lennox live ("live") performance is also in the video for Alex Party's "Don't Give Me Your Life" - he went on to play a janitor in Benidorm. Why does my mind recognise these people and remember these things? That Alex Party song is a banger. Lennox' version of "No More I Love Yous" is what I would hear at my own torture camp, such a smug and irritating delivery.

- Kylie looked PHENOMENAL in that red PVC dress.

boxedjoy, Monday, 25 September 2023 10:18 (six months ago) link

weren't elastica on recently with a different lineup or did i imagine that? male guitar and bass, later replaced by annie and donna.

koogs, Monday, 25 September 2023 10:58 (six months ago) link

um, youtube suggests i am wrong. must be thinking of another band.

koogs, Monday, 25 September 2023 11:02 (six months ago) link

I was surprised how much I liked the MN8 song now, at the time I don’t think I thought about it at all. You are right that it felt like something from a few years perviously, however what I also got from it was that it was like a rougher proto verison of the sounds that someone Backstreet Boys or N-Sync were using in a few years.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 25 September 2023 11:03 (six months ago) link

I spent years thinking MN8 were American and that their song was a hit in the US. On Now 31 it appears next to Montell Jordan's This Is How We Do It, which feels correct.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 25 September 2023 19:09 (six months ago) link

It's actually those two songs that always come to my mind when people talk about what a break from the norm e.g. Pony would be a year later.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 25 September 2023 19:10 (six months ago) link

oh it's the episode where Keith Allen presented the show and was super annoying...

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 29 September 2023 18:31 (six months ago) link

Worst recent episode without a doubt.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 30 September 2023 09:10 (six months ago) link

First episode last night was fine, though Pete from D:Ream was one of the worst presenters they've ever had, and Damon gurning at the back of Elastica was v annoying. Only skipped one track (Bon Jovi) so was OK music-wise

Second show was awful in terms of presenting and music, skipped 60% of it, Celine Dion genuinely the best thing on, fuck off Keith Allen.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 September 2023 09:19 (six months ago) link

The Bon Jovi song at least didn't have JBJ acting like a preening cock but it's lyrics suffer from being a half thought out title stretched out to a song. It's the other new song on Bon Jovi's greatest hits album 'Cross Road', the other new song being 'Always'. I imagine that the hidden track at the end of that album is the sound of a barrel being scrapped.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 30 September 2023 09:33 (six months ago) link

tbh I will skip any bon jovi of any era

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 September 2023 09:56 (six months ago) link

Both episodes were good (first more so, true)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 30 September 2023 13:08 (six months ago) link

I used Bon Jovi as an excuse to leave the house and find my cat

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 30 September 2023 13:09 (six months ago) link

the worst boo radleys

legs and co are now all showing me their knickers. something for the dads...

koogs, Saturday, 7 October 2023 12:44 (six months ago) link

I’d forgotten the Peter Powell era tweaks to the TOTP format, with tour date information and an interview with Paul Jones featuring between the acts.

Dr Drudge (Bob Six), Saturday, 7 October 2023 13:09 (six months ago) link

Really enjoyed both 95 episodes overall, especially the first

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 7 October 2023 13:23 (six months ago) link

Not sure why Oakey brought his microwave though.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 7 October 2023 20:24 (six months ago) link

here comes the dinner, man

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 8 October 2023 00:17 (six months ago) link

He was tired of his meals being boiled.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 8 October 2023 15:15 (six months ago) link

Well, he's only human

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Sunday, 8 October 2023 20:26 (six months ago) link

He was after some lunch action

kiwi side-eye specialist (Matt #2), Sunday, 8 October 2023 22:26 (six months ago) link

Jim Kerr trying to out-twunt Bono here but it's not working.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 13 October 2023 18:23 (six months ago) link

Holy crap that recap of Song For Europe candidates...

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 13 October 2023 18:30 (six months ago) link

First episode not great, but second is making amends. U Sure Do builds such a great pop dance tune out of that Donna Allen sample.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 14 October 2023 07:48 (six months ago) link

so much screaming in the 95 shows, is that new?

original(?) of the first spiritualized single later.

koogs, Friday, 27 October 2023 21:11 (five months ago) link

ha, not even close

koogs, Friday, 27 October 2023 21:13 (five months ago) link

A lot of great stuff tonight. And that's probably the most I've enjoyed Some Might Say in years - it really cut through. Poor old Tony cracking a smile.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 27 October 2023 21:48 (five months ago) link

I guess he already knew Noel was going to sack him a few days later.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 28 October 2023 13:12 (five months ago) link

I'm a bit behind - that Keith Allen turn was truly repugnant.

I do wonder if a young Sacha Baron-Cohen was watching?

chap, Saturday, 28 October 2023 14:18 (five months ago) link

Nightcrawlers trying to reproduce the magic of the MK mix of ‘Push The Feeling On’ with the follow up single but missing the point completely

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Friday, 10 November 2023 20:34 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

pj harvey looks a lot like naboo

koogs, Friday, 1 December 2023 20:27 (four months ago) link

What is naboo?

Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 2 December 2023 00:29 (four months ago) link

Fascinating! No recollection of this whatsoever

https://x.com/archivetvmus71/status/1731614276559704378?s=46&t=bJOqpCuQneT7ju08y55VSA

piscesx, Monday, 4 December 2023 10:06 (four months ago) link

Two acts in and I'm more or less certain the most exciting thing about this week's first episode is that it's hosted by Dale Winton.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 8 December 2023 19:05 (four months ago) link

but the first act was Jinny. Keep Warm what a record.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 9 December 2023 00:07 (four months ago) link

Why is Craig Mclachlan cosplaying as Hard Gay?

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 15 December 2023 19:08 (four months ago) link

Christmas 1977 edition on at 7pm if anyone can stand it.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Tuesday, 19 December 2023 18:41 (four months ago) link

Since they went to the trouble of filming Kenny Rogers in a bar, I was hoping that they'd at least stop the song when it gets to the line "for a minute a thought I was dead" and just have Rogers staring up at some huge dude for a full 60 seconds before continuing.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Tuesday, 19 December 2023 19:40 (four months ago) link

Xmas 1977 made it seem like the most depressing year that ever existed, I wasn't born until 11 years later but everything seemed so brown and maudlin. Also that bar Kenny Rogers was singing at had far too many lamps at it, it would have been a nightmare to work at.

Xmas TOTP isn't til Thursday and New Years Day, eventually it's just not going to happen at all

boxedjoy, Monday, 25 December 2023 11:21 (three months ago) link

Well, the Christmas special from 1969 got rebroadcast comparatively recently (jsav presented so not hugely recently) but I did recall from the original broadcast how terrible it was!

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 December 2023 22:25 (three months ago) link

some of the listings mags have entire nights of totp repeats

5th jan, 10 episodes of either totp, big hits or story of

12th jan, same, but with two hours of snooker in the middle

koogs, Friday, 29 December 2023 15:20 (three months ago) link

Christmas 1983 TOTP - better that 1984 because the big records of 1983 haven't been played over and over as much since?

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 29 December 2023 19:03 (three months ago) link

I'll say it again - I have absolutely no memory of JoBoxers.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 29 December 2023 19:03 (three months ago) link

I once saw JoBoxers supporting Gary Glitter, and that right there is the unfortunate story of my 1980s

1980 Jackanory spinoff (Matt #2), Friday, 29 December 2023 19:56 (three months ago) link

ive been watching the 80s xmas specials and i could have lived the rest of my life happy without knowing who "shakin stevens" is (this dude DID NOT make it to the us)

kurt schwitterz, Friday, 29 December 2023 20:10 (three months ago) link

joboxers did make it over here tho. just got lucky got played on kroq a lot.

kurt schwitterz, Friday, 29 December 2023 20:11 (three months ago) link

one of joboxers did a lot of interesting stuff - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_McLusky

stirmonster, Friday, 29 December 2023 23:18 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Normal service resumed tonight from 7pm.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 2 February 2024 18:20 (two months ago) link

Agent Smith from The Matrix takes a break from chasing hackers to perform a cover of The Beatles' 'I'm Only Sleeping'. Or it might by Suggs (Suggs... Suggs...). The album this track is taken from ('The Lone Ranger') is actually pretty good.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 2 February 2024 19:21 (two months ago) link

Oh yes, the h-h-h-h-hilarious performance of 'Roll With It' where Noel and Liam swap places.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 2 February 2024 19:53 (two months ago) link

just catching up and lol what happened in that Tina Arena perf? Voice insanely louder than the backing track, feels like she's doing karaoke of her own song

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 5 February 2024 22:08 (two months ago) link

all Steve Wright all of the time

koogs, Friday, 16 February 2024 19:07 (two months ago) link

Couldn't the BBC have picked an episode without Black Lace?

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 16 February 2024 19:33 (two months ago) link

Tonight's first programme, starts with Roy Chubby Brown, ends with Mick Hucknall.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 23 February 2024 19:30 (one month ago) link

Did no-one tell you we would over-act this way?
Our show's a hit. It's shit. You watch it anyway...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exe7T9TpJZo

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 23 February 2024 19:47 (one month ago) link

The Rembrandt's singer looks like Guy Pearce in Memento. No wonder he wanted to forget.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 23 February 2024 19:48 (one month ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9IDDLXcrMA

BEAT ft General Levy - Incredible - TOTP - 1994

corrs unplugged, Monday, 26 February 2024 08:40 (one month ago) link

Would love to know how Iron Maiden ended up thrashing through ‘Man on the Edge’ on top of an ancient hill fort in Israel

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Friday, 8 March 2024 20:33 (one month ago) link

The pieces are beginning to slowly drift into place as we approach Spiceageddon. The shiny metallic look of the studio bathed in big washes of colour from the lights. Bryan Adams turning up to do odd duets with various people. East 17 looking like they might actually win the war of the boybands against Take That. Somehow even fewer people in the studio audience than before, and they have enough space to all do this non-commital sway-y/shuffle-y dance. Suggs keeps popping up either as the presenter or performing a song.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:20 (four weeks ago) link

I'm behind. Hale & Pace's attempt at satire in their presenting capacity was hugely confused, to be charitable.

chap, Saturday, 23 March 2024 00:45 (four weeks ago) link

Camp ageing rockers in Blur and Oasis tees, for some reason? Still less loathable than Keith Allen's joke presenting a few months back.

chap, Saturday, 23 March 2024 00:49 (four weeks ago) link

Fairground's a pretty odd number one really. I kind of like it, Hucknall's obvious off-putting qualities aside. Nice groove in the verses, huge chorus drop.

chap, Saturday, 23 March 2024 01:02 (four weeks ago) link

Were they pre existing H&P characters? That would make more sense.

chap, Saturday, 23 March 2024 01:05 (four weeks ago) link

As much as I despise the human rodent that is mick hucknall, I really love 'fairground'

Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Saturday, 23 March 2024 01:06 (four weeks ago) link

It's a good song! Actually come across more decent 'Red tracks than expected over the TOTP repeats.

Next episode, Ant & Dec invent electroswing.

chap, Saturday, 23 March 2024 01:09 (four weeks ago) link

Enjoying the well curated TOTP2 snippets at the end

chap, Saturday, 23 March 2024 01:24 (four weeks ago) link

My longstanding in-joke with a friend was that jazz was a genre floundering until PJ & Duncan dropped "Krazy Katz" in the autumn of 1995, at which point sales for jazz records increased 100,000% overnight, much as sales for Western classical music did in the wake of the Toy Dolls' Orcastrated earlier in the year, and luminaries like Louis Armstrong, Fats Waller and Dexter Gordon were disinterred and paraded in celebration of the new music.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 23 March 2024 01:29 (four weeks ago) link

I'd forgotten how many singles PJ & Duncan released. I thought it was basically 'Let's Get Ready to Rhumble' and one other, but no, they were polluting the charts like Robson & Jerome's kid brothers.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 5 April 2024 18:08 (two weeks ago) link

Well this Beatles song that's been cobbled together from an old demo sounds grating, I guess they won't be trying that again.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 5 April 2024 18:20 (two weeks ago) link

xpost yeah almost all of their hits live in the "forgotten" zone.

There was a budget "best of" in Poundland, one track was clearly too expensive to license but it had all the other 'hits' (except the football one, too new I guess)

Mark G, Saturday, 6 April 2024 10:43 (two weeks ago) link

They had three studio albums but five compilation albums. Is there any other artist or group who have had far more compilation albums than original studio albums, apart from people who have been dead for decades?

Ant & Dec are credited as songwriters or co-writers on nearly all of their original songs. Which is both simultaneously impressive for what was essentially a comedy inflected boyband, but also pretty tragic when you listen to the actual songs.

It would be impossible for something like their music career to happen nowadays. I think the nearest, in broad terms anyway, is LadBaby, but he's only released singles.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2024 11:01 (two weeks ago) link

one track was clearly too expensive to license

That would be the cover of 'Stepping Stone' I'm guessing.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2024 11:01 (two weeks ago) link

No. The one that everybody knows..

Mark G, Saturday, 6 April 2024 14:19 (two weeks ago) link

A&D's strong but now invisible hits career is a subject I love to bring up (and have already during the TOTP runs). The pair of them are obviously more than eager to pretend there was nothing more than LGRTR.

My fav Ant & Dec single is Shout - classic boyband maturity move that. Look forward to when we get to it.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 6 April 2024 14:45 (two weeks ago) link

I have that budget comp (Takeaway). The best one (if more A&D = best) was the 'essential collection' double set that came later that I definitely remember Tesco stocking. Still no We're on the Ball though.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 6 April 2024 14:48 (two weeks ago) link

lol Takeaway isn't even in the list of five compilation albums on Wikipedia. And it doesn't have Rhumble - https://www.discogs.com/release/7661579-Ant-Dec-AKA-PJ-Duncan-Takeaway-The-Best-Of-Ant-Dec

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2024 15:22 (two weeks ago) link

Yep, that's the one

Mark G, Saturday, 6 April 2024 22:08 (two weeks ago) link

Gary Barlow looks so cross all the time he's singing.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2024 18:13 (yesterday) link

Barlow (thinks): I can't chuffing BELIEVE that I'm having to sit at THIS PIANO singing THIS RUDDY SONG *fumes*

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2024 18:14 (yesterday) link

Compare to how Mark Owen always looks like he's having a great time.

Oh here's Damon - at least the crowd here are singing along.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 19 April 2024 18:37 (yesterday) link


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