Vintage seventies (or sixties and eighties) magazine ads for albums

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buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Sunday, 17 October 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

They are at the summit of international rock:

buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Sunday, 17 October 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/pictures/20100320-Daredevil38-Zappa.jpg

Ran in Marvel Comics titles in 1968.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 17 October 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Wish I could find a large enough scan of the disingenuous Columbia Records classic "The Man Can't Bust Our Music"

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

You cut off the best part of the Alan Parsons ad:

They are at the summit of international rock: NOT!

Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Here's a nifty Jobriath ad:

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/42/l_ea0ddec4a1fa4ec3bbb81e4c2bc936a0.jpg

Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember seeing this:
http://www.indevelopment.org/2002/classicads/zappa250.jpg

...in one of my cousin's old Marvel comics when I was quite young and being totally mystified as to what it was advertising. Little did I know one day it would be one of my favourite albums.

A brownish area with points (chap), Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I posted that one upthread.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry, doesn't show up for me.

A brownish area with points (chap), Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

That Pretzel Logic ad with the giant cartoon guy is so great!

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.superseventies.com/oaaa/oaaa_ramones.jpg

There's a two-page version of this where they mixed horrified reviews in with all the raves.

clemenza, Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

That Pretzel Logic ad with the giant cartoon guy is so great!

I think that guy is supposed to be popular Britishes comicbook character "Desperate Dan". Which is a groovy joke.

3 saucers of synthesizer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

giant cartoon guy is Desperate Dan!

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link

The Jobriath ad is the same photo that's used for the album's gatefold sleeve. Apparently he wasn't happy about the statue arse as he thought his own looked better.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

http://posterscene.com/images/items/full/vandyke1.jpg

Ward Fowler, Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I heard those ads made Van Dyke Parks really sad and upset.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

dammit :-(

Ward Fowler, Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't remember if that's true or something I made up.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Well I guess that the counter argument is "You lost $35 thousand on an album that got rave reviews? Maybe you should have promoted it a bit more."

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

http://vandergraafgenerator.co.uk/overad.jpg

margana (anagram), Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

love just how much that is basically a vw ad refashioned for van dyke parks.

balls, Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/ekkostar/R063r7%20P41m3r/everykinda-ad.jpg

Shouldn't "Vinyl Erotica" apply to the whole Double Fun album, though?

I've played polar pool for far too long (MintIce), Sunday, 17 October 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

my all time fave image of laura paired w the most idiotic tag line ever (pl excuse the watermark):

http://posterscene.com/images/items/full/lauranewind1.jpg

Ward Fowler, Sunday, 17 October 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Van Dyke Parks ad is total classic. There's something about the tone that's so of its time.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Sunday, 17 October 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The thing that blows my mind about these, and a lot of magazine ads from the '70s, is how *text heavy* they are. I think magazine ads have been all about "tldr" my whole life. Just pics of sexy people and two or three words now.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

all that text gets me all swoony tbh

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude, dude, dude, me too. Ok, I started smoking when I was 23, when any doc will tell you smoking almost never starts after teen years. Do you want to know why? I got all these '70s Playboys at an estate sale, and every other ad is for cigarettes, of course, full of loving, seductive paragraphs about how cigarettes are the most delicious, essential, amazing things ever. It was all that text that got me!

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

For an alternate approach, maybe somebody can post the ad for Costello's Imperial Bedroom (not having any luck finding it). I think it had a single word: "Masterpiece?"

clemenza, Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

we've come a long way. the xx album simply had one letter (X) on it's adverts. no text, no WORDS at all!

piscesx, Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

The thing that blows my mind about these, and a lot of magazine ads from the '70s, is how *text heavy* they are. I think magazine ads have been all about "tldr" my whole life. Just pics of sexy people and two or three words now.

That comes from the VW Beetle ads; a picture of the item and loads of text about the technical merits of said item.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok, I started smoking when I was 23, when any doc will tell you smoking almost never starts after teen years. Do you want to know why? I got all these '70s Playboys at an estate sale, and every other ad is for cigarettes, of course, full of loving, seductive paragraphs about how cigarettes are the most delicious, essential, amazing things ever. It was all that text that got me!

Abb if you weren't already married I wd propose to you for this <3

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Sunday, 17 October 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

For what it's worth, we believe that 'OVER' represents something of a milestone. On it Peter Hammill has managed to write down and interpret musically a description of love from a man's viewpoint...

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

also love the description of the ramones as occupying space, "in the dark netherworld between Herman's Hermits and ZZ Top..."

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes that made me lol as well.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Almost as funny if you're the Ramones' accountant: "Punk with commercial potential."

clemenza, Monday, 18 October 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.jambase.com/merch/Doors%20-%20DVD.jpg

bad boy for life (m coleman), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post

didn't look closely at that one - solly

bad boy for life (m coleman), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I started smoking at 23, and am glad Columbia's "Masterpiece?" ad for Imperial Bedroom was no influence.

raging hetero lifechill (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

not an LP ad but in the "ballpark"

http://buzzardbook.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/wmms-archives-print-ads-articles-1975-125.jpg

bad boy for life (m coleman), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the parallel between the Lee Hazelwood and Nick Lowe copy.

Both have a weirdly butthurt quality for an ad.

Katy Lied, Lady Died (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Also Nyro ad is very Marissa Marchant

Katy Lied, Lady Died (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

http://shadwell.tripod.com/dreamnow.jpg

bad boy for life (m coleman), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

This is most certainly not vintage, but I stumbled across this looking for such, and went o_0

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/bands/c/corgan_billy/billy_corgan_pumpkins_reunite/corgan_chi_times_ad.jpg

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I love 70s ads with that "Intelligent people are discussing this highbrow topic at controversial parties" style

Katy Lied, Lady Died (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.visi.com/fall/gigography/image/1982-03_hex-advert.jpg

city worker, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

thank you so much for posting/finding that!

sleeve, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

That little girl in the mighty tiny ad looks like she's about to go I WANNNTT YOOUUURR SOOULLLL and devour everyone in the room.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 18 October 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Poor old Zager & Evans.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 18 October 2010 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

wow these are all amazing. some of these fonts, man

samosa gibreel, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

lol at that 2nd zager & evans

balls, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Or maybe not.

clemenza, Monday, 18 October 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link

mentalingus

hot chip emergency (electricsound), Monday, 18 October 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Not sure why, but the images don't take. If you go here, there are ads for Leonard Cohen, Meatloaf, Uriah Heep, and a great Nixon ad for Moby Grape.

clemenza, Monday, 18 October 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I love 70s ads with that "Intelligent people are discussing this highbrow topic at controversial parties" style

Yes!

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 18 October 2010 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.southendpunk.com/images/miscella/miscadde/damadv1l.jpg

Can't find the "Come and see Lee Brilleaux's jacket" ad

ithappens, Monday, 18 October 2010 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The man can't switch off our Bach.

Katy Lied, Lady Died (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 October 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

i've always heard that slogan, but lolz at 'our Music' being Varese and Stockhausen instead of Jimi and Janis. prob the only cultural moment that avant-garde (even classical) composers could be pitched at the Youth market. Grab Hold!

very wary hairy Barry (herb albert), Monday, 18 October 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I love 70s ads with that "Intelligent people are discussing this highbrow topic at controversial parties" style

After having "read" about it in Playboy.

http://tinyurl.com/whitepony (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 18 October 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

jesus christ that corgan ad is the worst

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 18 October 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

bilboardingparty.tumblr.com is a goldmine for this kinda thing.

tylerw, Monday, 18 October 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

oops that should be billboardingparty.tumblr.com

tylerw, Monday, 18 October 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i've always heard that slogan, but lolz at 'our Music' being Varese and Stockhausen instead of Jimi and Janis. prob the only cultural moment that avant-garde (even classical) composers could be pitched at the Youth market. Grab Hold!

― very wary hairy Barry (herb albert), Monday, October 18, 2010 10:14 AM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark

After years of only reading about this ad campaign, my mind was blown when I finally saw this ad (Rolling Stone, November 1968).

Sterling-Kinney (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 18 October 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

man tyler GOOD spot there.

reading ads like the one for Stage Fright makes me wish, as I sometimes do, for a more ambitious mood in rock -- it's like, mainstream rock, its main ambition is & generally has been to reach a lot of people & sell a lot of records, which is fine, but the rhetoric of that Stage Fright ad - "This album is another further step* in The Band's development." (paragraph break) "In the development of our music." (paragraph break) "The music of our age." -- I mean, if that were the norm, the need to deflate it would be & was great, but I feel like there's also value of some kind in Taking It Too Seriously. That framing the presentation in those sorts of terms affects the actual text (i.e. the album)/experience in some way, and maybe also does so before it even gets made - there's this sense that whether the guys making the record are in fact too high to even think right, they're surrounded by this idea that what they're doing is somehow important, which, whether it's true or not (it's not), maybe compels them to aim high.

*lol editor plz

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 18 October 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

haha amazing.

there are a few quite well known ones that i've never seen like the Randy Newman 'his voice is really something once you get used to it' one and the blondie 'wouldn't you like to Rip Her To Shreds?' one. also unconfirmed but apparantly exist; eccho and the bunnymen's one for Ocean Rain with their own(?) quote on it saying 'the best album of all time'.

piscesx, Monday, 18 October 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.thewho.info/images/67SOad-Who.jpg

Not American, nor were they teenagers.

Sterling-Kinney (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 18 October 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, weird.

tylerw, Monday, 18 October 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Still, a new idea though. Give them points for that one.

Mark G, Monday, 18 October 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I love that America look like The Wurzels in this, terrible ad though it is.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l936hdjnQp1qbaq5co1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1287503220&Signature=k1z0iwnFop%2BKQSSYV8lTyN6glHU%3D

ithappens, Monday, 18 October 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Going for a select audience there: People with the same name as the artist...

Mark G, Monday, 18 October 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

'Is Your Name Leonard Cohen?'

From time to time you get the feeling that you want to disengage yourself from your life. Because you're no different from anyone else. And because your life is filled with the same love and the same hate and the same beauty and the same ugliness as everyone else's.

You want to withdraw into some kind of solitary contemplation -- a locked room or a quiet corner of your mind just to think about everything for a while. You. Her. It. That. Them.

If you put it all down on paper according to a form of meter and line, you're called a poet.

And if you're a poet who sets it all to music, then your name is Leonard Cohen.

And this is your second album of--for want of a better word--songs.

And these are your songs from a room.
On Columbia Records

ok we are pals (Eazy), Monday, 18 October 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

That Frankie ad is fucking great! I love Billy Corgan's, too, the text reads like he is running for county commissioner.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 18 October 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

So glad the Cohen album is not called "Songs--for want of a better word--from a room."

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 18 October 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like there could probably be a great mad men-style show about PR departments at record labels in the late 1960s.

tylerw, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

tyler be aware that at this moment there are network execs haranguing their drones to "get me the next mad men" and the one that gets it will be a period piece from a different era with readily i.d'able costume/prop scenarios

what I'm saying is given that there could be subplots involving rock stars (more of that costume/character stuff people go nuts for) you should probably draft a pitch and get it to somebody

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember a line from Julian Cope's autobiography where he says something like:

"People naturally assume Record Label people have some sort of respect for the artists on their label. This is hardly ever true"

Mark G, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I think tyler's series should end in 1975 - the year of Fogelberg.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 18 October 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

do you guys think "All Roads Lead To Fogelberg" is a good title y/n

tylerw, Monday, 18 October 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Dylan Boyz II Fogel Men

ok we are pals (Eazy), Monday, 18 October 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Found this when looking for something else:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NzM2oX8JzJY/TJQEH1Fyv0I/AAAAAAAACdw/ZY4pYbOaiyQ/s400/ad_cassette.jpeg

ok we are pals (Eazy), Monday, 18 October 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

aw, those lil beegees, so cute

tylerw, Monday, 18 October 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

tyler, aerosmith otm, that could be a great show

dude (del), Monday, 18 October 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

already have my opening line for the pitch: "'Mad Men' on acid -- literally!!"

tylerw, Monday, 18 October 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

WOW at that 'but the man can't bust our music' ad

as soon as I get out of this jail, I'm going to go back home and finish listening to my Terry Riley, Walter Carlos, Varese & Stockhausen albums and I think I'll also pick up those two new recordings of music by Charles Ives

(that is still the best recording of the Concord Sonata btw and it is still out of print)

Milton Parker, Monday, 18 October 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Wish I could find the audio for that old radio spot for the third Velvet Underground album read by WNEW-FM DJ Rosko, the text of which fits the aesthetic of this thread.

THE BOSS aka the steenspringer (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I've got that file--one for White Light/White Heat, too. I'll see if I can upload them to my site.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually worked:

White Light/White Heat
3rd

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Cool thanks.

THE BOSS aka the steenspringer (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow..."The Velvet Underground...this is you." So Christine O'Donnell's biting from them as well as Antoine Dodson!

Sterling-Kinney (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link

If you put it all down on paper according to a form of meter and line, you're called a poet.

And if you're a poet who sets it all to music, then your name is Leonard Cohen.

"Yet if your name is Mort Cohen, they don't call you a poet.
You're just an ad copy man to them. Sure, you bring home a nice check,
have a few whiskey sours on the company account after work,
fly to Los Angeles for client meetings every now and then,
but does anyone recognize your talent?
They don't care that you got the Midol account
The West Village girls aren't interested in how many Band-Aids your last campaign sold.
And they don't care that you wrote this ad
for a bunch of songs
by some jerkoff named Leonard."

Katy Lied, Lady Died (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/250p3dk.jpg

shart for shart's sake (unregistered), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/qp426v.jpg

shart for shart's sake (unregistered), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.hollowearth.org/images/the_inner_sleeve/moondog.jpg

(+) (+ +), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

^^poll that

Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/nnty5h.jpg

shart for shart's sake (unregistered), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Nugent on Fender

(+) (+ +), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link

"That's enough to give my audiences a preview of World War III"

Now he's just on the board of the NRA.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link

That Velvets "3rd" one is blowing my mind. "That's because you don't have the new Velvet Underground"

Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 11:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah, that's off that 'promo' single.

I didn't know about the one for the 2nd album.

Mark G, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link

That first one for "Black and Blue" gets talked about for a very long time in Pop Music and Morality, the pretty hilarious Mormon-penned book about why most rock is bad. The author made it out to be like the Hustler cover with the hamburger grinder of the music world.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

http://posterscene.com/images/items/full/muddyfull.jpg

Ballard, Dick (Eazy), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

thought about this thread today, the ads on the tube for the new black keys album are very much in this vein

straightola, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 14:10 (thirteen years ago) link

=O

pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4087/5040786518_db5f600aee_b.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

That's funny. Whenever I listen to John Denver, I feel like I'm on leave from the revolution as well.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/3457/983c3.jpg

hardly a pleasant mental image

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Thursday, 6 January 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

So, inspired by this thread and the Billboarding site, I wrote a story about late 60s and 70s advertising in The Word (not online) and spoke to Stan Cornyn (in-house at Warners - did Neil Young, Joni, Randy, Van Dyke, etc) and Marty Pekar (freelance for Columbia - Dylan, Costello, Nick Lowe). I asked Pekar if he had anything to do with the infamous The Man Can't Bust Our Music campaign and he said this:

There was this guy named Jim Fouratt [who later co-founded the Gay Liberation Front) purported to be an expert on hippies. He would smoke marijuana in his office, he was the expert. And he came up with his knuckleheaded campaign and people said, Well Jim Fouratt he knows kids, let’s go with this. I had nothing to do with that. Nothing! It was horrible. I think the stuff he did got ridiculed and they fired him but for six months he was God up there because the executives thought wow, here’s someone really tuned in to today. They didn’t have a clue, the executives, what was going on.

So there you go.

And Stan Cornyn confirmed that Van Dyke was indeed upset by the ad but got over it.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://i56.tinypic.com/2ccs7mg.jpg

axolotl rose (unregistered), Friday, 21 October 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

http://i52.tinypic.com/2aikldu.jpg

axolotl rose (unregistered), Friday, 21 October 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

DON MCLEAN THREW IT IN AMERICA'S FACE

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/825/825396/i-j-multiple-miggs-20071005050429856-000.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 21 October 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://i45.tinypic.com/21kfew7.jpg

starfish succulents (unregistered), Saturday, 28 July 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

wow.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 28 July 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

scarier than come to daddy

condorito breath (electricsound), Saturday, 28 July 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

ten months pass...

Not an ad for an album but it's...it's something:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/942825_10151625896402710_1078481884_n.jpg

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 June 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link

Was there anybody that stupid in the 70s to believe that?

Evan, Monday, 10 June 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

Andrew Garlack and his blurb look like they've been torn from a '70s version of The Onion.

Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

spooky tooth look eminently punchable in that ad

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

"Andrew Garlack" is actor Vincent Gardenia so you're probably not far off the mark as to intent.

hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link

"The Men's Entertainment Magazine" ..

Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

So this is a spoof. Couldn't understand how "Andrew Garlack" could be Spooky Tooth's road manager in 1976 when they'd long since split up by then, also I've never seen a road manager who looks like that!

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

Oh, OK. Good stuff, then!

Evan, Monday, 10 June 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

"The Men's Entertainment Magazine" is Playboy. Did they do spoof ads?

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

some ace stuff on Bowie's official site ahead of this new comp that's coming out

http://www.davidbowie.com/sites/g/files/g2000002506/f/201312/1973_drive_aladdin_sane_1000h.jpg

piscesx, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link

love this thread

Westing (By Musket Anne Sexton) (get bent), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 02:07 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...
two weeks pass...

Embarrassment of riches on this thread. Good work.

Zings of Oblivion (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

"a young girl who sings and writes songs with a groovy conviction"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 17 January 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6001/5997435212_02ca091b94_z.jpg

from Teen Set, March 1967

fanboy three (Lee626), Saturday, 17 January 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

oh, so that's where the book cover/title came from

please login or register if you are (unregistered), Saturday, 17 January 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

that cartoon katydid in the Steely Dan advert is so cute!

soref, Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

Ha, they never have shows at Page Hall anymore.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link

Thread of missing Andrew Garlack.

Up the Junction Boulevard (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 February 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

Better by you, Birds Eye for me

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 16 February 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/FOInDbe.jpg

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 4 June 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://41.media.tumblr.com/709c33f57925bca8bba3feec95d747f0/tumblr_nyut3xbI9p1st208eo1_1280.png

Sadistic Mika Band

soref, Friday, 19 February 2016 22:15 (eight years ago) link

Love this thread so much.

Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Friday, 19 February 2016 22:18 (eight years ago) link

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/22/fc/ea/22fceab3b8e6cf02798e18cac97740ab.jpg

Deaf School

soref, Friday, 19 February 2016 22:19 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/y02oTFB.jpg

Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Friday, 19 February 2016 22:21 (eight years ago) link

not and advert for an album, but this feels like it belongs here

http://deafschoolmusic.com/communities/6/004/006/950/146/images/4614357589.swf

soref, Friday, 19 February 2016 22:21 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/8AFsOtj.jpg

Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Friday, 19 February 2016 22:22 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nur9bw3.jpg

Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Friday, 19 February 2016 22:30 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JmpjqNO.jpg

Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Friday, 19 February 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link

https://sonicmoremusic.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/queen-is-dead-ad.jpg

soref, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link

omg wow

shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 March 2016 13:59 (eight years ago) link

It Isn't Punk. It's Punxy.
It Isn't Folk. It's Folxy.
It Isn't Funk. It's Funxy.
It Isn't Baroque. It's Baroxy.
It Isn't Goth. It's Gotshy.
It Isn't Avant-Garde. It's Avantsy-Gardsy.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 March 2016 10:25 (eight years ago) link

Also, didn't know Roxymusic had four guitarists (or five, depending what instrument the guy in the lower right corner has) but no drummer?

Tuomas, Friday, 11 March 2016 11:33 (eight years ago) link

You were doing so well too, Tuomas.

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Friday, 11 March 2016 11:57 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

Not an ad for an album but

http://i.imgur.com/vs6N87E.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 03:03 (seven years ago) link

Awesome!

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 05:18 (seven years ago) link

yes that is too cool

niels, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 07:20 (seven years ago) link

love that wood panneling

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 12:18 (seven years ago) link

omg, that looks like heaven.

how's life, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 13:49 (seven years ago) link

And when they're not recording albums, the light would have been just right to stage some photos for a fondue cookbook or something.

how's life, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 13:52 (seven years ago) link

I browsed through a few of those old photos and kept seeing rock walls in the studios. Wouldn't rock be the most bouncy surface for echoes?

http://i.imgur.com/AlTdmV7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/PaVtlDv.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:13 (seven years ago) link

Hmmm, I'm not an acoustics person but I guess I'd depend on how porous a stone you specify...

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:16 (seven years ago) link

Hell, I've known studio guys who'd freak out over that pane of glass (called a mirror) suspended over the board like that.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:17 (seven years ago) link

man that's just how they get the rock on record

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:52 (seven years ago) link

See? Even this studio had one.

http://i.imgur.com/1gCv9sG.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:05 (seven years ago) link

that CAN ad!

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/yhKzDSx.jpg

new noise, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

Motown??

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 20:55 (six years ago) link

1974 was a strange year!

but also this:

Gull was a British record label founded in 1974. Owned by Gull Entertainments Ltd., it was associated with Morgan Sound Studio, and was distributed by both Pye Records and Decca Records.[1] It was also distributed by Motown in the USA. Major bands on its books included Judas Priest, IF, Steve Ashley, Seventh Wave and Isotope

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

woah!

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

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