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http://pitchfork.com/news/37562-joanna-newsom-album-confirmed/

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Strange name for a Joanna Newsom album

pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link

this should be a fun thread

what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I won't have one, thanks.

Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm fully expecting that there will be about three of us will enjoy this record.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link

*who

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Will this album be filled with pixie dust, unicorns, and magic?

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

misread ^^ as "puke dust, unicorns, and magic" and didn't even blink

what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

It would be cool if the harmonica was the main instrument on this one

chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a capella

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

are you being serious

what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

no

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link

ya hoos, serious

velko, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link

well shit on my nuts and call me sally

what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Is there any beatboxing?

chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

well shit on my nuts and call me sally

^^^ This was actually the disc's working title, before they settled on Have One On Me.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Let's cut to the chase - Is Rahzel featured, and will there be throat singing?

chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Lil Wayne guests on a verse in the closer.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I always forget she's so polarizing. :P

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Ah, I like her okay. Her voice is kind of grating, tho.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link

It's gotten *a lot* better, though. Esp. live. She should use a bit more reverb on her vocals. Also "Only Skin" is an amazing song sung by anyone tbh

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVx_kVtFI9E

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link

As Turangalila said, "polarizing":

I couldn't stand 5 minutes of her voice, much less a whole concert!

absolutely fucking phenominal. some of her stuff i can't listen to such as "peach plum pear". "sprout and bean" is how I got turned on to her. but this is my new faviorite

Also: poor spelling.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link

ya hoos, serious

― velko, Tuesday, January 12, 2010 11:18 PM Bookmark

Ha, was this deliberate?

pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, and listen to this one...
I'm pretty sure it'll be on the new album and it's just so heartbreaking and kind of In My Life-ish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL0T1yUYkbs

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

; )

velko, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I'm going to force myself to wait until the new album comes out before I listen to any of the new songs . . . I may have heard a clip a long time ago, but I don't remember. This is probably the album I want to hear more than any other this year.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link

way too many posts on this already guys

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link

not a Joanna Newsom fan?

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link

ill have one on her ME

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i spent the length of an awful fever with ys blasting on loop and it was an experience as deeply moving and psychedelic as anything any chemicals ever induced in me

^^ i don't usually say this kind of shit

what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Seeing her play a week from today...

Lord Byron Bay of Pigs (SeekAltRoute), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

trust me, it's just as good as when you're not on shit! if you don't want to sit through the whole thing, just try "Emily."

Pa pointed out to me, for the hundredth time tonight
The way the ladle leads to a dirt-red bullet of light
Squint skyward and listen
Loving him, we move within his borders
Just asterisms in the stars' set order

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

also: "hydrocephalitic listlessness"

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

ban hoosteen

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i47.tinypic.com/2zhljle.gif

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link

HI DERE

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't have the heart to start this one

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I will also anticipate this record

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 05:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Has it been confirmed that this will be a 3 disc set and more down-to-earth than Ys?

Moodles, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago) link

No but I sincerely hope there's strings in it :(

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I kind of think she could make a better record minus the Van Dyke Parks string arrangements. I'd like to hear something a bit more focused.

Moodles, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 05:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I just hope that horrible live band she was playing with back in '08 aren't a part of this record, god they were grating.

Hatch, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 07:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I am fucking stoked for this.

Simon H., Wednesday, 13 January 2010 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Cannot wait.

Jamie_ATP, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 08:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Literally anticipating this quite eagerly.

krakow, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 09:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I was pretty sure I'd hate this, but hearing that it's a capella means I'll reserve my judgement. I generally find her stuff cloying, annoying, like nails on a chalkboard, however.

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i think she's fantastic. very very excited to hear a new one...

shart in a bag, light it on fire (stevie), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link

first time i saw her was SXSW a few years back, before the first album was out, and she played next door to a Lookout Records Showcase, and the venue she played had such dreadful acoustics that the sound of 3-chord-punk and conversations at the bar were louder, even right up to the stage, than her harp and singing. but she just played on with such tenacity and good spirits...

shart in a bag, light it on fire (stevie), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 09:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Her live performance of "Sawdust & Diamonds" solo on the harp was a brilliant thing. Also she's never been "precious" and never remotely close to "twee": Ys is as far away from twee and "fairydust and pixies" as you could possibly come. She's a great writer, nevermind the music, which luckily is as good (at least on Ys -- I've seen lately it's become popular to like 'Milk-Eyed' better, but I think Ys is leaps and bounds better.

abcfsk, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Laurie Nyro isn't twee.

Mark G, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I saw her after Ys, and although I respect her songwriting and orchestration....it was just boring to listen to a whole concert of 10-minute songs. Plus, lately she does this really grating SQUEAK with her voice at the beginning of each new line.

Sam Weller, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 10:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Hooray for this sort of thing.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 10:56 (fourteen years ago) link

so excited for this but also glad that the hardcore will still be there clinging to cat-voice metaphors

schlump, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 11:13 (fourteen years ago) link

im looking forward to this but yall should give up on trying to convince other people to like her

max, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

and the other half of yall should stop posting in threads about artists who u dont like

max, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Sweet.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Seeing her in March with a 7 piece band (strings?)... really hope this is good.

sofatruck, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

hearing that it's a capella

Wait, what?

Simon H., Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link

It's not a capella. Someone made a joke upthread.

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_mHFfOMWE

Zeno, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

ah, durrr.

Simon H., Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i know..

Zeno, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

It's actually spoken-word.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Which particular word?

Mark G, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry, I sneezed.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

^ Joke of the week.

Megadeth Panel (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Arsenal.

Mark G, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

backing band on the new record is vampire weekend

velko, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's not a capella. I was just kidding with someone yesterday.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Can't bloody wait for this. Still kicking myself for missing the YS Manchester show not a few hundred yards from me.

Oh and for anyone who wants a mash-up of Peach Plum Pear and Someone Great by Lcd (not many of you i don't doubt) it's here:
http://www.myspace.com/jickajick

piscesx, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Always have wanted a Snoop/Joanna combo "Bitchez and Balloons."

hardly a giant f-off pickup (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Very excited. I liked the stuff she did with the band, and thought the EP was great, so I'm hoping it's more stuff like that. I find the Van Dyke Parks arrangements on Ys the album's only weak link in a way; often quite distracting and sometimes even out of time. The EP has a much better sense of a bunch of musicians playing together in the same room.

Wax Cat, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

if it's not a capella can it be instrumental pls

ralph pls go (cozwn), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Always have wanted a Snoop/Joanna combo "Bitchez and Balloons."

There's a reggaeton remix of "Bridges and Balloons."

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

man, i really tried to watch those clips posted above and i just can't do it. made it about two minutes in for both of them. some things really are an acquired taste!

scott seward, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

wait, is that me or you?

scott seward, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/indielove/andy_samberg.jpg

jaxon, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Moore Brothers are guesting on this, and I am probably the only one excited about that.

tylerw, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I was about to say, no one made an easy "the album is produced by the lonely island" type joke or such.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

wait, is that me or you?

It ain't me!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Aaanyway. Why is that "sweet, Es(a)me!" song so gorge?
sigh :(

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Saturday, 16 January 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i liked milk eyed mender fine but ys was pretty boring imo

plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, 16 January 2010 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Well then.

http://towerofsleep.tumblr.com/post/334726662/breaking-news

Simon H., Sunday, 17 January 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Makes sense, tbh. All the new songs are long.

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Sunday, 17 January 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

THREE discs you're kidding.

piscesx, Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link

this is her Boys For Pele. kinda.

piscesx, Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Why is everyone so excited about Paul Newman's wife?

OCONDOR (Pt.1), Monday, 18 January 2010 07:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Saw her play last night.

A LOT of new stuff, a few piano based numbers in the middle and <gasp> almost an outbreak of 'ROCK' was threatened until she quickly returned to the harp. Really enjoyed the long *cough* prog rock-lite *cough* arrangements and Kate Bush, I mean Joanna, sounded great.

And yes, she looked extremely teh hotness.

Lord Byron Bay of Pigs (SeekAltRoute), Thursday, 21 January 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

THREE discs you're kidding.

― piscesx, Sunday, January 17, 2010

____________________________________

this is her Boys For Pele. kinda.

― piscesx, Sunday, January 17, 2010

this is her Titanic

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 21 January 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

how were the tunes though lord byron? did you come out whistling the new ones?

piscesx, Thursday, 21 January 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

'In California' (I guess it's called) is still in my head, but I'm no whistler I'm afraid...

Lord Byron Bay of Pigs (SeekAltRoute), Thursday, 21 January 2010 05:19 (fourteen years ago) link

A pretty good recording from the Sydney gig last week has gone up on D!MEAD0Z3N with around 6 new songs, band sounds great too, strings, brass, minimal drums.

Joe Pass Filter (MaresNest), Thursday, 21 January 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/news/37690-new-joanna-newsom-song/

Well, now we can reveal a little more about Have One on Me. For one thing, it's a triple album. You read that right: Have One on Me will take up three CDs and three LPs. Ambitious!

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

my album of the year already, and i haven't heard a note

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.dragcity.com/products/have-one-on-me

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah that's awful.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't mind it, but it makes it look like it's on DFA or something.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe she's into punk now--good for her

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

the song on the drag city site is really really good

abcfsk, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

It's very pretty though kind of minor & interlude-ish compared to the other tracks :P

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

25 bones for a triple LP ain't bad!

I skipped Ys, proggier doesn't mean better for me, but I think she's a pretty fucking excellent lyricist & that first album had some very solid jams on it

chances of me ever making it through a triple album that's not on Dust-to-Digital or Deutsche Grammophon are like 1000-1 tho tbh

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lyrics are even better on ys than her earlier stuff imo. snagging the not van dyke parks'd live arrangements of the songs is pretty crucial too i think. but if u cant handle 13-minute harp epics u should stop running with the big dogs and get on the porch.

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images.ola.com/auctions/7807/vmay-355207-1.jpg

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

if people were to ask me what single album I would advise them to listen to before they die, it's Ys. period.

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

porch looks pretty nice tbh

tylerw, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

xp lol you really want to advise all ppl to listen to an album that 75% of them are going to hate?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

fortunately, no one asked you, kshighway ;)

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Ys is great, people are nuts

randy e. bugler (jeff), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

but if u cant handle 13-minute harp epics u should stop running with the big dogs and get on the porch.

yeah if I'm listening to 13-minute epic songs in a rock/pop mode they better have a shredding solo and some wicked distortion or I want my money back, that is just how I break it down to an extent

I also hate Gabriel-era Genesis so even tho my hat is genuinely & sincerely off to Ms. Newsome's lyrical chops any day I gotta take a pass on any 13-minute epic songs until/unless they involve a Rat pedal & some corpsepaint

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

how about couplets about rats, is that cool?

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah

Ys >>> MeM

Ys is more showtuney Americana than prog.

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

75% is my conservative estimate btw

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

its fine if u want to stay on the porch bro

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

u will still have to endure the wrath of my mocking t-shirt/fake license plate

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean even that albums fans have to admit it has all the ingredients to be extremely polarizing?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

also it's called Ys

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i love porches. wish i had a porch.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Me too.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

planning on sitting on my porch this spring, listening to joanna newsom. or maybe Genesis, not sure.

tylerw, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

and playing cafe world, baby.

the clones of tldr funkenstein (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

Mr. Que: :-)

call all destroyer: it's definitely polarizing, and, sure, a lot of people will hate it. still, my recommendation stands. one record before you die: Ys.

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

It's the record I'd play someone before I killed them, definitely.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Ys is more showtuney Americana than prog.

ok this is where I get pretty haterific. been listening to showtunes for the last hour-plus. to which showtunes would you compare the stuff on Ys?

still, my recommendation stands. one record before you die: Ys.

please don't say things like this about any record unless Bernard Purdie plays drums on it - thanks

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost lol Alex

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

dying here

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

lolssss

tylerw, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, nothing sounds like Ys, John. Really. Nothing. I just meant more in the sense of general signifiers - the songs being written in movements, the Cole Porterish starts and stops, the orchestration, the exalted sense of drama.

This pic was attached to the ID3 tag of the song that's streaming:

http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss360/zachdallas/newsom-81-tag.jpg

gorge

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

gorge

http://www.georgiaartists.org/gorge/gorge1.jpg

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, nothing sounds like Ys, John. Really. Nothing.

this sounds like a challenge for my good friend Mr. Que

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

jorge

http://marcys.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/jorge.jpg

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

The arrangements/instrumentation on Joanna Newsom albums are usually pretty decent, if not impressive. The vocals and lyrics are always horrible.

won't you be my GAPDY / come and make it rain down on NME (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link


KING LEAR:
To thee and thine hereditary ever
Remain this ample third of our fair kingdom;
No less in space, validity, and pleasure,(85)
Than that conferred on Goneril. Now, our joy,
Although the last, not least; to whose young love
The vines of France and milk of Burgundy
Strive to be interest; what can you say to draw
A third more opulent than your sisters? Speak.(90)

JOANNA:
Nothing, my lord.

KING LEAR:
Nothing!

JOANNA THE GORGE:
Nothing.

KING LEAR:
Nothing will come of nothing: speak again.

I CANT BELIEVE I'M DATING THE DUDE FROM SNL:
Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave(95)
My heart into my mouth: I love your majesty
According to my bond; nor more nor less.

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, nothing sounds like Ys, John. Really. Nothing.

gahhhhh it sounds like a woman singing and playing a harp with some orchestra edits added in later. it sounds like something you can imagine yourself.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i get that her voice isnt everyones thing but she is a terrific lyricist curtis!! i mean not even just in substance--shes got an amazing grasp of scansion & rhythm. i think the main reason i like her is the lyrics.

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I meant compositionally and didn't mean to imply that some woman singing with an orchestra & a harp is unusual in itself

Recommend me more songs like Only Skin plz

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

"Misty Mountain Hop"

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

randy e. bugler (jeff), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

huge lol jeff

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry jeff

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry ~~everyone~~

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

But walk a little faster
And don't look backwards
Your feast is to the East, which lies a little past the pasture

When the blackbirds hear tea whistling, they rise and clap
And their applause caws the kettle black
And we can't have none of that!

^^^ this kinda shit makes me cringe, esp when I hear it sung. Although lol @ "and we can't have none of that!"

I do kind of want to hear a JN cover of "stand by me"

so DARLIN DARLIN

won't you be my GAPDY / come and make it rain down on NME (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Remove Self from this Porch

randy e. bugler (jeff), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

*runs with the big dogs*

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah sorry curt i dont even know what about those lines makes u cringe

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

(supposed) tracklist I've seen floating around:

Disc One:
1 - Easy 06:04
2 - Have One On Me 11:02
3 - '81 03:51
4 - Good Intentions Paving Company 07:02
5 - No Provenance 06:25
6 - Baby Birch 09:30

Disc Two:
1 - On A Good Day 01:48
2 - You And Me, Bess 07:12
3 - In California 08:41
4 - Jackrabbits 04:23
5 - Go Long 08:02
6 - Occident 05:31

Disc Three:
1 - Soft As Chalk 06:29
2 - Esme 07:56
3 - Autumn 08:01
4 - Ribbon Bows 06:10
5 - Kingfisher 09:11
6 - Does Not Suffice 06:44

Simon H., Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link


2 - Have One On Me 11:02
6 - Baby Birch 09:30
5 - Kingfisher 09:11
3 - Autumn 08:01
3 - In California 08:41
5 - Go Long 08:02

if I just delete these ones before listening I'll be good to go tbh

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I like her lyrics a lot, too, even though I am defiantly Someone Who Doesn't Care About Lyrics. The thorniness of the language, and the rhythmic way it tumbles out, is a big part of what makes her interesting to me; I admire the dense lyrics of Joni Mitchell or Stephen Sondheim for the same reason.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

wait it's really three discs?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

"yeah sorry curt i dont even know what about those lines makes u cringe"

Wow are you sure you've left the porch? Or your basement?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

xp really and truly according to Drag City.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

there's also a bonus disc, one 72-minute song entitled "Dragonriders of Pern Suite"

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

hahah

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

So presumably "81" is the early-release mp3 not because it's the standout track as much as it's the shortest thing on there?

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow are you sure you've left the porch? Or your basement?

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 4:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean... no? i could probably guess but why is the onus on me to articulate why curtis doesnt like something?

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

max don't try to shirk your responsibility

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Your feast is to the East, which lies a little past the pasture

See, I'm a straight-up sucker for internal rhyme and alliteration and all that. Could be nonsense for all I care.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway like i said, lyrical 'content' aside the reall attraction for me is, like jaymc says, the scansion, the sound, the rhythm & so forth

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't like it because the words sound bad in my ears

won't you be my GAPDY / come and make it rain down on NME (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

there really arent that many non-rap lyricists who pay as much attention to the sound of words as newsom does

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

but Curt1s how do they feel in your SOUL

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe u should stick to instrumentals then stephens

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Does Joanna Newsom release instrumental discs?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

joanna newsom is soul-ambient

won't you be my GAPDY / come and make it rain down on NME (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't wait to mash those with Gucci vocals!

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

there really arent that many non-rap lyricists who pay as much attention to the sound of words as newsom does

I think actually if there's beef to be had w/Newsom as a lyricist it's exactly that she errs too far on the side of words-as-sound. even say Ghostface, there's a guy whose feel for the sounds of words is huge wizard level - but he doesn't let that get in the way of his narrative, of the flow. whereas "your feast is to the east" - naw, jack. "past the pasture" ok that's quality play, but "your feast is to the east" is just like "you only said that to hear how it sounds" and there needs to be a little more payoff if you're busting out the feast to the east imo

OTOH maybe you're into Ammons & them dudes, if so, different strokes for different Ur-elves from the forests of Sliavh-Ghelong

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't object to the lyrics so much as her voice.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

oh--you have to listen to the whole song to get the "feast is to the east" bit i think

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean it fits into the narrative

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

which, by the way, is about a monkey and a bear

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

so, that would be

Disc One: 43:54
Disc Two: 35:37
Disc Three: 44:31

124:02

randy e. bugler (jeff), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

ILM in mocking Joanna Newsom and the people who enjoy her music shocker!

Also, I never claimed that Ys is the greatest record of all time, I just said it's my personal favorite. That's it.

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

what if her feast really was to the east that day

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

124:02

not even if it cures my rheumatism, thanks

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway yeah my "critical commitments" (aka "my favorite professors in college") tend toward the "its all surfaces, man" school, so im ok with pretty-sounding words placed in juxtaposition. i still like cam'ron.

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

your best buy is to the west, guy

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

what if her feast really was to the east that day

lol'd so fucking hard at this.

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

its not newsoms feast that is to the east

it is the bears feast

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Those rhymes I like least.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

They stink like old yeast.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Does the bear eat the monkey at the end?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Alex that doesn't rhyme

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

they fall in love or some shit iirc'st

won't you be my GAPDY / come and make it rain down on NME (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

was it her east, or the bear's east?

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

no, the bear takes off her skin and leaves the monkey

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

oh so it's a sex metaphor

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/feast_2_sloppy_seconds_poster.jpg

(l-r: joanna newsom, bear)

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

3-CD soundtrack

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

xp LOL

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Where is the monkey in the poster though?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

ILM in mocking Joanna Newsom and the people who enjoy her music shocker!

you're right, this thread was better when people posted stuff like "album of the year and I haven't even heard it yet."

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i like that inflammatory writ song off her 1st album which is 50% "yo this is a song abt a song btw" and 50% "clever wording"

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

cliffs notes--the monkey and the bear escape from the farm and travel together. the monkey makes the bear dance and sing for people in order so that they can make money to live on their own. the monkey keeps telling the bear that he loves her and its all for her benefit, that eventually they will get somewhere pleasant and happy. but the monkey is also jealous. he hears a rumor that the bear is bathing alone every night in caves near the sea. he goes to spy on her and gleefully plans on confronting her about bathing in a dirty place. but the its too late--the bear has left her skin behind and is swimming out to sea.

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

how dare i express subjective hyperbolic excitement for the follow-up to my favorite record

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

ksh--protip--youre not going to win this fight

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

uh there is like zero mention of any feast in that synopsis

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

yo guys exciting news I just got off the phone with a publicist, turns out joanna n. got a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs, spread the news

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

The best way to approach these things, kshingway, is to expect artists to shit on you.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I think this thread was better when it was just kshighway threatening to take Y's to old folks home and forcing people on their deathbeds to listen to it.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

max: appreciated

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

"somewhere pleasant and happy" = "the feast in the east"

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

it's not an actual feast? :(

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

thinking of salo atm

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Where are the sloppy seconds?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

sigh

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I think this thread was better when it was just kshighway threatening to take Y's to old folks home and forcing people on their deathbeds to listen to it

Oh so he joined a death panel, eh.

Blue Fucks Like Ben Nelson (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

The feast is to the east? What about the vessel with the pestle?

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i like the idea of Ys being on the soundsystem on death row

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

also "words that rhyme" is not the same as "clever wordplay"

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

the term "wordplay" should never have been allowed outside the confines of the academy tbh

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, u have to keep an eye on it or itll run out in front of traffic
xp

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Chased by a bear. x-post

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

can I just, as a public service to kshighway, suggest listening to Owen Pallett / Final Fantasy, if he has not already? depending on what precisely you like about Ys, you might really enjoy his new one. thank you for your attention.

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^ should've someone expressed this via a funny jpg

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

(somehow)

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Is that thing under the fence supposed to be a bear? It looks like some sort of badger.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyBn8kGCsg8

velko, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

my main problem with Ys, by the way, is that a lot of the arrangement seemed really ornamental and distant (as opposed to integral and necessary), which I think is why so many people prefer hearing small-group live recordings -- it'd probably have been a better record if she'd recorded it that way.

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

also "words that rhyme" is not the same as "clever wordplay"

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 9:48 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

and the little white dove
made with love, made with love:
made with glue, and a glove, and some pliers

schlump, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

nabisco: Thanks for the Pallett recommendation! (I really love your P4k review of it too.) I just went to Amazon Mp3 and bought it, and I'm looking forward to listening to it later.

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Saw her once a couple of years ago at the Royal Albert Hall, Roy Harper was the support act and he did all 4 (long) songs from Stormcock. JN later on referred to it as one of her favourite albums, and suddenly Ys made a lot more sense.

Joe Pass Filter (MaresNest), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i think she is the least jordan-friendly artist maybe ever

rinse the lemonade (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, she said you're a douche

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Have One On Me Unless You're That A-hole Jordan

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i told her to stfu that your a nice guy btw

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

thx bro

rinse the lemonade (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Douche is the least rhymable word in the english language I think, she would not have used that word.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

jordan's a douche, like lyndon larouche

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

works 4 me tbh

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

that mr. que is such a douche/he should learn how to fermez his bouche

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

jordan i heard tony allen is guesting on the new one

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, you all know this is a regular horse of mine, but: that dove bit is at best a play on two already similar senses of the phrase "made with," no?

The reason this is a regular horse of mine is that I would really hate it if we reached some point where using any kind of basic poetic or rhetorical technique in your lyrics -- even a really simple and straightforward one like that -- suddenly became an occasion for "oo, aren't you clever" and "how pretentious / 'twee' is that," etc., because I'm pretty sure we don't collectively want lyricists to feel like they should speak with unadorned, monosyllabic directness to avoid seeming too uppity about it.

I realize Newsom is not a great person to ride this particular horse for, because yes, she really pushes and foregrounds the use of poetic language and very planned/crafted phrasing. But, you know, still. It's not like she's exactly symptomatic of a giant glut of that sort of thing, right?

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Spelunking rhymes with clunking.

Joe Pass Filter (MaresNest), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

quoted re: the suggestion (i think - couldn't actually tell which side plaxico was coming down on) that she was just long words and rhymes, you know - was just pulling some example of a technique. i maybe don't belong here because if i've got a horse it's selective quoting to prove or disprove quality of a lyricist; i think just about anyone's going to write something which fits one of the profiles of basic or pretentious lyricism (be it 'be my, be my baby, be my little baby' or 'i don't believe in an interventionist god' or whatever). maybe this precludes lyrical discussion altogether.

schlump, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I would really hate it if we reached some point where using any kind of basic poetic or rhetorical technique in your lyrics -- even a really simple and straightforward one like that -- suddenly became an occasion for "oo, aren't you clever" and "how pretentious / 'twee' is that," etc.

nabisco I don't know how to break this to you

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

this is why we cant have nice things

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

that dove bit is at best a play on two already similar senses of the phrase "made with," no?

from erik davis profile in arthur:
The easy rhyme of dove and love reflects the hackneyed ease of the cliché, which she then promptly takes apart. The word glove is a splice of glue and love, held together, as it were, with pliers and glue. This wordplay is not just surface but sense: it reflects the provisional and patched-together quality that exists beneath our idealizations of love, as well as what Newsom calls the “the Frankenstein phenomenon” that emerges when that love actually creates a living being.

schlump, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

last part of that quoted through laziness rather than to impress the romantic mysticism of her words btw

schlump, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, my fault, schlump, I thought you meant it the other way!

yeah J0hn, I know the horse I'm riding is a little bit dead, but still -- bummer that it's so much easier to go "LOL what are you trying," as if the attempt is a bad thing in itself, than to take a stand on how it's working

xpost - haha I took issue with various things about that Davis piece at the time

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks god my detailed analysis of "emily" has been lost to the sands of the sandbox

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

bummer that it's so much easier to go "LOL what are you trying," as if the attempt is a bad thing in itself, than to take a stand on how it's working

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvFvPKPqCRg

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

dont really like that erik davis bit :(

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean I agree with you, but I'm a doof who reads poetry. the battle, if there was one, is kind of lost. when the terminology of poetic craft does manage to leak into general use at all, gotta just celebrate that people are trying to engage at some level; no gain in trying to explain "it's not wordplay just because you pronounced a word wrong to make it fit your meter" (my own all-time Quixote topic).

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

max did you read the rest of the piece about how there's never been music like this, I mean you'd think it was loveless or some other unprecedented masterpiece of incrediblosity

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess my attitude to lyrics isn't really nuanced or engaged really, its just a case of phrases jumping out and resonating or seeming awesome or something that grabs my attention, so when the lyrics don't have any effect on me already, any explanation abt why its clever (unless it really reframes the lyric for me, or points out something that I hadn't twigged) is unlikely to have much effect on me

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

dont really like that erik davis bit :(
It reads better in the original French.

the clones of tldr funkenstein (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

also, in Newsom's defense, I'm pretty sure my favorite bit of Ys involves a variation on the whole "horse walks into a bar, bartender says 'why the long face?'" joke

xpost - haha, J0hn, I'm not worried about terminology, more about some dystopian near future where well-educated people with good vocabularies are like "oh no a singer loved by middlebrow audiences used a big word or pun, this is critical and potentially disastrous"

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't get the criticism of the orchestration on Ys seeming ornamental or "surface" at all. I could see saying that for something consistently ~*floaty*~ like... Vespertine. But in Ys, there's a strong sense of congruency in what she's singing and the sounds of the orchestra (e.g., in Only Skin when she sings "we felt the spray of the waves..." the orchestra totally sounds like waves crashing against each other). They're always moving, changing according to some internal plot and I think this adds a lot to the songs harmonically.

It doesn't strike me as mere John Williams-style "oooh, random manipulative swell of strings here" at all and I think the songs wouldn't be half as beautiful and engaging without them.

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't see anyone making fun of her lyrics for using big words or puns or slant rhymes, they're making fun of her because the lyrics sound kind of silly, or you know

I don't like it because the words sound bad in my ears

i mean, do you really need more than that? some people just don't like her lyrics. does that diminish your enjoyment of her?

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

no but it diminishes my enjoyment of reading peoples posts

max, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

in Only Skin when she sings "we felt the spray of the waves..." the orchestra totally sounds like waves crashing against each other

the kind of thing you're describing is actually what I mean about ornamentation and distance -- sometimes it's like she's playing and the arrangements are a marionette show off to the side of her, acting things out. which was not always a bad thing for me! but occasionally I didn't like that relationship between them, I guess, even if imagining the missing marionette show was fun.

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

after seeing the 6-piece band the record comes across a bit overblown to me, for listening I would definitely go for the live recordings of that tour before the studio LP. I think V.D.P. went a little overboard, and the arrangements seemed intrusive to me after the live experience.

Feel a bit out of depth here talking about her lyrics but I certainly like them and think her phrases are often very well paced in the compositions.

sleeve, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

argh paced = placed

sleeve, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

nabisco, I get what you're saying, though maybe your analogy would work better if that relationship were consistently obvious throughout the album (which it really isn't). Another problem is it reduces the orchestral part entirely to your assumed function that it should (or even intends) to fulfill in the music.

But I don't know, I'm a sucker for moments of musical "impressionism" of that sort.

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Another problem is it reduces the orchestral part entirely to your assumed function that it should (or even intends) to fulfill in the music.

this is where jn's biggest boosters start sounding like cult members fyi. "this part doesn't sound like it really works" "oh you're just bringing your own set of assumptions to the table, it works fine as long as you assume that what you're hearing is completely awesome"

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

im pretty sure thats how you are supposed to argue stuff

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

"brokencyde is awful" "yes but they mean to sound like that"

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

now ur getting it!

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Seriously John? I'm not even questioning his reaction to the music at all, I'm talking about why I think the analogy doesn't entirely work, not why the music is "awesome" or why he should love the album. Commenting in this thread IS also fine if you happen to like the album and don't feel the need to be *~witty~* about your distaste for it.

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

just so we're clear i wasn't being sarcastic

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Pretty sure J0hn wasn't either.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

'sawdust and diamonds' is the only song to make me laugh *out loud* (at the 'long face' bit nabisco mentions) aswell as well up with tears on the first listen. just never experienced anything like that range of extereme emotions in the first listen of a song ever before. them's some damn good lyrics that can do that imho.

piscesx, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

this should be a fun thread

― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, January 12, 2010 11:11 PM (2 weeks ago)

I'm fully expecting that there will be about three of us will enjoy this record.

― kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, January 12, 2010 11:14 PM (2 weeks ago)

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

well yeah T I mean your position seems to be that critique of the record amounts to not understanding the record's aesthetic goals. this imo is a not a workable response - it basically means "your critique cannot be valid under any circumstances." since the goals of the artist aren't to the best of my knowledge stated explicitly anywhere, but are (here) inferred by yourself, it's fair to say "look, this sounds like an attempt at x, and it's not entirely successful," and that that's a more likely scenario than "this sounds like x, but in fact it is attempting something entirely different and cannot be critiqued as though it were attempting to achieve the aesthetics described as x, and any critique of it under the criteria contained in x is therefore invalid" - I mean - Psychocandy is a cavernous recreation of the Phil Spector aesthetic from one angle, but a sloppy mess from another, and both descriptions are valid.

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I am not saying that at all, John. Maybe I didn't express myself clearly. He can dislike the album all he wants and I thought his description was actually awesome. I only said that equating the orchestra to marionettes DOES assume intentions/functions that---like you said---aren't very clear to begin with and make the ANALOGY work less.

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

marionettes . . .

There's a light in the wings
Hits this system of strings
From the side while they swing;
See the wires, the wires, the wires

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

so uh is it possible to hear good live recordings of ys without the damn orchestra?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, look for the 1st Unitarian show in Philly

sleeve, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

thank u sleeve

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

2006-11-16

sleeve, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

also: ys street band ep

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

if you want to hear the band instead of the orchestra

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

does andy samberg guest on this?

plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I only said that equating the orchestra to marionettes DOES assume intentions/functions that---like you said---aren't very clear to begin with and make the ANALOGY work less.

well, but I'd say short of some very clear recording decisions - stuff you'd hear at every pass - "orchestra" in itself codes with certain functions musically; it's not lazy or unkind to assume these functions as an aesthetic intent. it's not unfair to say than an orchestra's role in relation to a pop vocal sits within a certain grouping of aesthetic expectations (generally: support and counterpoint; one could go much, much deeper into this), and that unless those expectations are pretty clearly being refuted/interrogated, the absence of such functions is more likely to be a missing of the mark than a recontextualization/remimagining of the role of the orchestra.

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

disc 2, track 1: I'm On a Horse (feat. T-Pain & Andy Samberg)

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost cool story, bro. but sorry, how does that contradict anything I said?

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I only said that equating the orchestra to marionettes DOES assume intentions/functions that---like you said---aren't very clear to begin with

right: I am saying that there are aesthetic intentions contained in the use of an orchestra that it's fair to infer, absent some telegraphic function (the main ones I can imagine would be unusual instrumentation or recording techniques - filters, distortion - that call attention to themselves & to what they're doing)

is that clearer?

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

yes

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I wish l0u1s jagg3r were around to give a detailed play-by-play analysis of Have One On Me when it comes out

won't you be my GAPDY / come and make it rain down on NME (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Well so for the record I like Ys a lot! And as far the whole "ornamental" and "distanced" thing I'm talking about with the orchestration ... I'm not saying that's inherently a bad thing; I'm sure someone could make a record that did that in a way I thought was great. But on this record it does strike me as kind of a drawback. Which is why I was suggesting that maybe lots of people felt that way, and maybe that's why there's a ton of love for the live shows and recordings with a smaller group -- because one thing the live presentation definitely did was cut away this distanced/ornamental quality I'm talking about.

So, yeah. It seems like a pointed aesthetic decision and one that has some cool things about it, but there are parts of that record where I'm not sure it's the best choice. (Part of it might just be a recording thing, where the soundstage Newsom's on and the one the orchestra's on aren't meshing quite right.)

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link

new joanna newsom music video leaked

djembe jivin’ sidekick (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link

New material an improvement imo

with a bad girl's enlightenment and a Buddha's passion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i dig the rapping

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

can I just, as a public service to kshighway, suggest listening to Owen Pallett / Final Fantasy, if he has not already? depending on what precisely you like about Ys, you might really enjoy his new one. thank you for your attention.

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 21:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark

did we talk about that record on here yet? i want to talk about that record i think

thomp, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Uh-oh:

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/01/joanna_newsom_three_times.html

Great news, fans of harps and indie rock: Indie-rock harpist Joanna Newsom is releasing a freaking triple album. It’s called Have One on Me and it’s out February 23 on Drag City. We’ve also gotten the first official song, “'81,” and it’s exactly as somber and pretty and overbearingly twee as you’d expect.

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Indie-rock harpist

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i meant it used the "t" word, but yeah.

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

huh, there I was listening to it and thinking that she had excised the remotest remnant of t*** from her music.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Until she stops singing there will always be the twee label applied to her. Whether you think it's a correct application is another thing.

I think her singing style is inherently twee.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

hope Only Skin makes it to the Juno 2 soundtrack

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

:P

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

hope Only Skin makes it to the Juno 2 soundtrack

This sentence should not exist.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

clap your hands if you believe

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/DragonslayerPoster.jpg/397px-DragonslayerPoster.jpg
ny mag says the new song is about dragonslayer

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/JunoFOX0802_468x396.jpg

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

ny mag says the new song is about dragonslayer

Well, love IS a mystery.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i haven't heard it yet, but i'm fairly certain the song is about 1981

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Mr Que your obsession with Joanna is endearing btw

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Que, you looking forward to hearing it?

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe i've already heard it ;)

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

single of the year imo

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

so I was listening to the sydney opera house show and can't really listen to her sing "you makin' love" over and over without thinking about a naked + sweaty adam sandberg now

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i think its "andy samberg"

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

a naked and sweaty adam sandler

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

hey so seriously, i mentioned it above, but I hope this gets the Moore Brothers (who contribute some guest vocals to this record) some much deserved hype! they are awesome.

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

step one: cut a hole in the harp

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i lol'd

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i always get boxes and harps messed up, too

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

must make for a fucked up xmas at yr house

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Mr. Que with his new gift:

http://aura.gaia.com/photos/31/304623/large/HarpGyre.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

"you got me a harp?"
"no your present is inside the harp"

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah if you've never tried to unwrap a harp, you've never lived

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb209/baltimoresun05/harp.jpg

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.thenibble.com/reviews/main/beer/images/harp-230.jpg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

did you know bill callahan is writing a nasty breakup album called sing! harpist

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

rumor has it that bill callahan is the monkey, and joanna newsom is the bear

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

bill callahan is the bear in the bumper car

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

heard the callahan record is called Darps of Hevotion

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

"i haven't heard it yet, but i'm fairly certain the song is about 1981"

THE YEAR DRAGONSLAYER CAME OUT!

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Alex in SF do you like JN?

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

first you stole their land, now you steal their bandwidth

xp

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

xp I like Dragonslayer.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm pretty indifferent to JN though.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

http://ooster.ru/covers/ost_23/Dragonslayer-1981-soundtrack-alex-north.png

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

dragons lay her

velko, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

That album cover is way better than Have One On Me's.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I like the Have One On Me cover. it is functional.

djembe jivin’ sidekick (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I think the album cover's kinda dumb :I

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

tells you who the album is by, what the album is called

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Doesn't have weird pixallated Dragonslayer font and logo though.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

she doesn't have the best track record when it comes to album covers

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

do I need to remind everyone

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/j/joanna-newsom/album-ys.jpg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

So glad I got to see that album cover before I die.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

alex, is that the last thing people get to see before you murder them

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe if you buy it on itunes you get an automatic download of the iBeer app:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3MfQIswl3k

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

"alex, is that the last thing people get to see before you murder them"

Unless they are vision impaired, it sure is.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

what is the symbolism of the sickle and butterfly???

djembe jivin’ sidekick (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

so if you play them this album and then butcher their ear canals ppl r allowed to live after this y/n?

plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Well see there is this song about a butterfly and a bear who farms and the butterfly and the bear go on a magical adventure to the west (which is the best) and then in the end the bear eats a unicorn.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

sounds like quite a feast!

plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Well see there is this song about a butterfly and a bear who farms and the butterfly and the bear go on a magical adventure to the west (which is the best) and then in the end the bear eats a unicorn.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, January 27, 2010 1:05 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

arent you a big sci fi fan?

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

oh snap

LRN, which helps companies build ethical cultures (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

thank you for this thread

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

ey bernard how've you been

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

nah i mean i dig sci fi and elaborate harp-driven allegorical songs i just dont see why one is more ridiculous than the other

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

and newsom is way hotter than sam delaney imo

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

the puppy and the plum
making jam for fun
all day o'er the fields
of gold feeling moldy boldly
going where no man
has gone before

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

no, not me,
I'm an island of such great complexity

LRN, which helps companies build ethical cultures (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

a chapter without a verse conversely
rhytmicly rhyming long and terse
and you
in the kitchen
clarifying butter
in a churn, yearning burning
like an urn

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

dude from smog
middle school playing pogs
slammer mc hammer
o ye
harken
some stupid shit

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Far away from the beginning
The shroud is made of linen
The yearling took the purse
The goth kid has a hearse

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

toast without preserves
apricot aliquots, marmalade slathered
empty cots
swaying like
a white pony

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i45.tinypic.com/sm4qw8.jpg

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

*chorus*
neiiiiiiiiiiiiigh neigh

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah I swag hard
yeah I swag long
my swag so right, man, you got me all wrong

LRN, which helps companies build ethical cultures (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9337/u1075754ii3.jpg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I am disturbed by how suddenly Newsom photography has gone from "you have elf ears" to "please turn around and bend slightly forward."

Also I'm always really interested in perceptions of her voice, because some people obviously find it really childish/precious/"twee," whereas others find it kind of creepy and old-crone! Personally I tend more toward the latter of those two -- there is a creak in her voice that she's always using, and it can be faintly unsettling and blaring; it reminds me far more of an old woman than any sort of child (though I'll admit that our picturesque visions of the two things, when it comes to woodsy imaginative harp music, have a lot in common)

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

the bumper and the bear

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

attractive woman in having attractive pictures taken shocker.

her arm looks creepy and dislocated in that picture.

dumb mack maine follows (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"arent you a big sci fi fan?"

What this has to do with anything is beyond me?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I am disturbed by how suddenly Newsom photography has gone from "you have elf ears" to "please turn around and bend slightly forward."

she's following the established career path

http://blog.photoshelter.com/image/cat_pitts.jpg
http://blog.newsok.com/staticblog/files/2008/04/catpower4.jpg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

nothin bro

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i45.tinypic.com/2ni6zr4.jpg

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

just sayin... he who is not into books about spacemen should throw the first stone at the musician writing songs about bears and monkeys

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

hoy hoy I am referring less to "attractive pictures" and more about some point where people started fixating heavily on her having a shapely ass

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Dat ass indeed

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

it is a thing of beauty tho

dumb mack maine follows (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

"just sayin... he who is not into books about spacemen should throw the first stone at the musician writing songs about bears and monkeys"

So basically you don't know what you are talking about it. Got it.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

hoy hoy I am referring less to "attractive pictures" and more about some point where people started fixating heavily on her having a shapely ass

this is due to the fact she went from queen of evony entry to haute couture in the space of a year

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

nabisco i think you're otm about the old lady voice

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i kinda think it sounds like a kid's impression of an old lady.

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

lisa simpson with a lovely upper register

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

alex u are pretty butthurt eh

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

thought this was all a good fun joeks time

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

SF stands 4 SyFy

plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

max you are misunderstood

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess i am the monkey, in this situation, and alex in sf is the bear

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Is that last photo Luna?

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

ilx is the bumper car and adam sandberg is cutting a hole in a harp

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

lolllll just noticed the harp in that hotel pic

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

"i guess i am the monkey, in this situation, and alex in sf is the bear"

I can't wait to strip the skin off your body with my sickle.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

;-)

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Thankfully you've already heard Ys so I won't have to play it while I'm doing this.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

everyone just take it Ysy

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH-La_rLA_A

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Ys is probably one of the few records in my collection I'll be still listening to as a Senior Citizen. Only Skin is probably the best song of the last 50 000 years.

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/artist/Joanna+Newsom/5917

tin cub, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

shhh our cult is secret tin cub!

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

:-x.

I will try to take the bullets for all y'all by confessing that seeing Ys done live w/ orchestra made me quite literally feel like I was going to die, a lovely death of, u no, sublimity or some shit, something that's a few notches above any other, uh, 'experience of art' I've had. Most esp. the swelling strings in 'Emily'.

Also, I am 100% certain that this upcoming album is going to make the entire renaissance look like 1 big pile o shit.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL I love Joanna Newsom fans.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 January 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

So much that you feel the need to spend the entire day in this thread adding nothing but snark. It really is love.

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Thursday, 28 January 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link

My snarky comments on this thread are the greatest wisecracks anyone has ever made on anything since the dawn o' time.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 January 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link

^100% not exaggerating at all.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 January 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

plz wisecrack by my deathbed, alex

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Thursday, 28 January 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Have you heard Ys, Brad? Cuz I have to play it for you, before I smother you with a pillow otherwise.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 January 2010 01:42 (fourteen years ago) link

wYscrack

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Thursday, 28 January 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Alex never stop bringing your magic to this thread

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Thursday, 28 January 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't know what emotion was until I read some of Alex's Newsom zings, they were like learning to experience dawn for the first time

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 28 January 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I still don't believe her voice, it all seems like an act. Will say as lame as the elfin persona was , can't say I love the new sexxxy--starring in MGMT and playing fashion parties one much more, although it's much more believable and "authentic"

Either way, still think she's putting on a voice

Emily's Cheese, Thursday, 28 January 2010 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Seeing Ys live made me bored.

Sam Weller, Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Either way, still think she's putting on a voice

xpost: doesn't Neil Young put on a voice, too? (not harshing on you personally, Emily's Cheese, just generally venting)

pobrecito (outdoor_miner), Thursday, 28 January 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Virtually every singer is "putting on a voice".

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 January 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

There's some interview where Joanna said something like: "The institution of singing is inherently an affectation."

kshighway (ksh), Thursday, 28 January 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, Google tells me that's from Davis's Arthur Profile, which I've read too many times.

kshighway (ksh), Thursday, 28 January 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

“When I listen back to those first EPs, I’m like, well, that voice does sound fucking crazy. There is no way around it. But I know exactly what space I was in. I was so sure that I didn’t know how to sing that I was just going balls out. I was like: I’m going to sing my heart out, as crazy as it sounds, and I’m not going to care because there’s no hope of sounding anything like what people consider beautiful. I sure as hell wasn’t affecting anything. I mean, the institution of singing is inherently an affectation!”

from: http://www.arthurmag.com/2006/12/23/nearer-the-heart-of-things-erik-davis-on-joanna-newsom-from-arthur-no-25winter-02006/

kshighway (ksh), Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

This will be her Nashville Skyline.

Sam Weller, Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

re: her voic
way too flowery

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

more like her self portrait

thomp, Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

totally on board for her infidels in 2017 tho

thomp, Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

more excited for her Christmas in the Heart, tbh

kshighway (ksh), Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

??

nashville skyline is about 13 mins a side

goole, Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, the institution of singing is inherently an affectation!

newsom OTM

unless you walk around all day singing things to ppl like you're in a big ole opera

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I contend that choosing the name Emily's Cheese is bit of an affectation as well. Unless your parent's really named you that in which case, I am truly sorry.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Jumping in to this crazy thread to say that I think her voice sounds wonderful on "81". She has clearly worked on it a lot over the past few years. Compare this new song to any song on Milk-Eyed Mender and it is pretty much night and day.

Not sure I understand the whole idea of her putting on a voice. Beyond making an attempt to sound reasonably good, I don't get the impression that she is "playing a role" or trying to be something she is not. I think the "wackiness" that comes out of her various projects is really just the sound of her being true to herself. Whether you like that or not is a different question...

Moodles, Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

emil Ys cheese

velko, Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

deathbeds gettin brought up a lot on this thread jus sayin

plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 28 January 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

unless you walk around all day singing things to ppl like you're in a big ole opera

I have always assumed Joanna Newsom does this on the regular

djembe jivin’ sidekick (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Safe assumption probably.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

~*cleverness*~

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

438 messages and no one has heard the record yet

thomp, Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh that's not true at all. I'm sure someone at cloth-eared yokel at Drag City has listened to it by now.

In other news JD Salinger died without hearing Ys.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

good thing they play Ys in heaven pretty much 24-7

tylerw, Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

That doesn't matter to JN fans though. It's gotta be heard while in the full flush of life or it don't count.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Would you know my name
If you heard Ys in heaven
Will it be the same
If you heard Ys heaven
I must be strong, and carry on
Cause I know Ys don't belong
Here in heaven

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

guys i think at 443 posts you may be running out of jokes to make about joanna newsom, her music, and her fanbase

thomp, Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

good innings though

thomp, Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

(i actually like JoNew fine, just having a laff ... a+++ tears in heaven reference btw)

tylerw, Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Can someone with more time on their hands take this scene from Manhunter and replace the Iron Butterfly with something from Ys? k thx bye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6cVuJiREPE

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 29 January 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

how much do harps cost?

kamerad, Friday, 29 January 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link

xp

LOL

first genuinely funny post in this thread

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Friday, 29 January 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

btw the title track of this is a monster with a gorgeous bridge and a completely unexpected wordless coda

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Friday, 29 January 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

But now you've told us, so we will expect it.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 29 January 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link

:P

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Friday, 29 January 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4036/4322945262_a5c3ecc41e.jpg

Can't decide if this is better or worse.

Hatch, Monday, 1 February 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

that song streaming on drag city sounds a lot like "army dreamers" by kate bush
her voice is much improved!

velko, Monday, 1 February 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost Is that to do with the waltz rhythm she's playing on the harp?

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Monday, 1 February 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

probably, i mean they don't really sound that alike but army dreamers immediately came to mind within seconds of listening to it, also her voice and phrasing sounding a bit more like kate than before, at least in that song

velko, Monday, 1 February 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Hatch, is that the real cover? Man, I'm a fucking iTunes dude, but I'm buying this shit on vinyl.

kshighway (ksh), Monday, 1 February 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh shit, definitely the real cover: http://www.dragcity.com/products/have-one-on-me

TRIPLE LP TIME!

kshighway (ksh), Monday, 1 February 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Does anyone know if Drag City ships download codes with their LPs?

kshighway (ksh), Monday, 1 February 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Good question. The whole concept of free mp3s with a purchase of LP has made me very enthusiastic about buying vinyl. I think any record company that does this is on the right track.

Moodles, Monday, 1 February 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Love the album cover. I had been scratching my head over the all black version because it seemed just too half-assed for her. This is much more what I'd expect. I like how she always seems to be one-upping herself.

Moodles, Monday, 1 February 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Moodles OTM. The first "artwork" we saw was awful, but this is awesome. I don't even have a turntable, but I want to buy the vinyl just to have it. I'll almost definitely do so if there's a download code. Maybe I'll email Drag City and ask them.

kshighway (ksh), Monday, 1 February 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

450+ posts of jokes and no one has used the phrase "quit harping on her music" or something similar

for shame people

for shame

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Monday, 1 February 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Great photo for the album cover but I'm still not to keen on the typographic choice.

Moka, Monday, 1 February 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Edwardian color-tinted postcard cover artwork? Success.

Sam Weller, Monday, 1 February 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know anything about fonts, but it reminds me of the font from Clockwork Orange movie posters.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 1 February 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

But the picture is great.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 1 February 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

that song streaming on drag city sounds a lot like "army dreamers" by kate bush

she is sounding a lot like kate bush lately. and it's not just her voice/phrasing, even her songwriting. it's kind of disappointing because whatever you think about her, until recently you could never say "she sounds just like [insert name]".

between that and picturing a naked + sweaty adam sanberg during her tender love ballads....

鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 1 February 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I agree that the new song sounds a bit like Kate Bush, but I think she's not a bad person to be compared to.

Strangely, prior to this song I had been reminded a bit of Kate Bush simply in the way it took both singers a couple albums to really grow into their voices. Kate's voice sounded very thin and child-like on her first album or two, but over time she gained a lot of depth and breathiness.

Joanna Newsom seems to be headed in the same direction, though unlike Kate Bush, she wasn't born with a golden voice. She's had to work a bit harder to get to a "good" singing voice.

Moodles, Monday, 1 February 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Why has she been trying to look so damn sexy lately?

Evan, Monday, 1 February 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Why not?

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Monday, 1 February 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Shes trying to sell records I guess ;)

Evan, Monday, 1 February 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Great photo for the album cover but I'm still not to keen on the typographic choice.

The font works really well for me. The whole cover reminds me of something you would see from that era in the early/mid 70s when imagery and design from the 20s/30s made a comeback. See also The Sting, Bugsy Malone and this Stones tour poster...

http://www.postersnthings.com/posters/rolling_stones_euro_tour_70.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 1 February 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

BUSTED

tylerw, Monday, 1 February 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

classic poster imo

velko, Monday, 1 February 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Monday, 1 February 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link

ilu nabisco

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Monday, 1 February 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Why has she been trying to look so damn sexy lately?

― Evan, Monday, February 1, 2010 10:57 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Why not?

― Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Monday, February 1, 2010 10:59 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Shes trying to sell records I guess ;)

― Evan, Monday, February 1, 2010 11:03 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark

blarg

schlump, Monday, 1 February 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey, in the right light...

Evan, Monday, 1 February 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

The way Newsom makes music seems — at best — very, very distantly related to the texture of your everyday life in the here-and-now part of the world. Harps, dancing bears, walnut-shell boats: I have never seen any of these things in a bodega.

it's unfair to splice this out of nabisco's longer graph, in which it's making a case that newsom's aesthetic and rhetoric are distinctly exotic and alien, and the piece goes on to defuse the idea that these things are overbearing. but i have problems with this idea generally. i don't think people consume in such a literal way, or only look for poetry in realms similar to their own - i feel like the connective point between j-new and annoying teenage fans is the emotion and conclusions she draws on her experience, even if monkeys and bears are stand-ins for girls and boys. the particulars in her lyrics are markedly unfamiliar but those things are interchangeable and don't affect our understanding of things.

i don't know if the opprobrium towards people listening to music outside of their immediate sphere - rich white kids listening to hip hop or whatever - even exists anymore, or is solely in my imagination, but i think the argument against that is that we don't relate to art according to its superficial variables but in its themes; we might not spend much time in the forest but can understand a midsummer night's dream or whatever. joanna newsom's waiting to be pigeonholed, and there are enough anomalous aspects to her music & persona for critics to wave a flag about, but it maybe irks me slightly when the charge of being precious and flighty is hung on something interchangeable.

schlump, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

xp
blarg

― schlump, Monday, February 1, 2010 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hey, in the right light...

― Evan, Monday, February 1, 2010 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

was blarging at the idea that j new dared to bare flesh purely as a capitalist strategy fwiw

schlump, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha oh I wasn't seriously suggesting that.

Evan, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, schlump, Max wrote some interesting things about that later! I was definitely skimming over the ways things like allegories are referring to the here-and-now. What's interesting to me is that her sorta "make-believe" aesthetic is actually the least affected option for a harp player with a voice like that -- playing stuff we perceive as more here-and-now might seem bizarre for her!

Interesting how that album cover, though, is a definite leap in contemporary here-and-now imagery for her.

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I still think this is going to be my album of the year. Still haven't heard a note! Man, music is awesome.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

So will there be an equivalent thread bitching about this album when it inevitably tops the Pitchfork and Pazz & Jop lists?

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Can someone explain Joanna Newsom to me? I just don't get it.

joep, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

see there's this bear and a monkey and the wizard of Ys.

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Can someone explain Joanna Newsom to me? I just don't get it.

― joep, Monday, February 1, 2010 9:23 PM (2 minutes ago)

Just watch this!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=032nP0N-QRE

ksh, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Note: You should be dying while you watch that.

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Jesus that looks difficult.

Mark, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

There has to be more than technical skill. Do people lose their minds over her for any other reason than she plays the harp and is very cute? The voice is a bit strange and inaccessible for the mainstream, the songs are kind of obtuse and nontraditional... I'm not saying these are bad things but I am wondering if she is more of an aesthetic self-fulfilling choice for fans.

joep, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

No one listens to her because she's the Yngwie Malmsteen of the harp -- she's isn't! There's no unnecessary display of technical prowess going on in any of her songs; they're all carefully, and painstakingly, composed pieces, and I personally don't hear anything "extraneous" in any of them. In addition to her precise and evocative lyrics, which are only Ren faire bullshit to people who either actively want to dislike her or don't know what close reading is, I love her because her music really is really idiosyncratic, but not in a way that grates, despite what others say. If you can find a way in to the songs that works for you, I think there's always a possibility that the world she's creating will open up to you in a way you might find really compelling and affecting.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks man, no one has ever taken the time to explain any of this to me. Honestly I haven't listened extensively, so I plan to spend some time with the new one. But the most reasoning to listen I ever get from the trendsters is "she's amazing", with little to no elaboration or points.

joep, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

She is extremely technically proficient, and I think that contributes to the fullness of melody you might hear otherwise in two talented dueling guitars. Point is that it isn't show-offery, the ambitious compositions serve the song and the melody, as apposed to most jam-bands that have it exactly opposite.

Evan, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey man, no problem! If you decide to listen to her first LP, Milk-Eyed Mender, first, it's a good idea to keep in mind that it's far more of a scattered and erratically pleasurable affair than Ys. Some songs, like "Sadie," are really compelling mini-narratives backed by the harp, but there's also harpsichord ("Peach, Plumb, Pear") and piano(?) ("Three Little Babes"). It's kind of all over the place, but it has its own charm, and when it hits its stride (the aforementioned "Sadie," "Book of Right-On," and "Sprout and the Bean"), it's awesome. Ys, in my opinion, is great all the way through, so I can only recommend listening to it closely a few times through, then perhaps a few times with the lyric sheet in front of you, and then another time after reading Erik Davis's piece on Ys from Arthur Magazine (http://www.arthurmag.com/2006/12/23/nearer-the-heart-of-things-erik-davis-on-joanna-newsom-from-arthur-no-25winter-02006/). That's just one possible way of trying to approach her music, of course, but I think it could work. Still, some people won't like her stuff no matter how they listen to it, and that's fine too.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Holy f. I watched that Sawdust & Diamonds clip through to the end. I think a certain kind of artist has a kind of singular song that might not be a good jumping off point for a newcomer looking for their way in, but is a perfect summation of their aesthetic/what they're reaching for. Something like Voodoo Child (Slight Return) for Jimi Hendrix or Lover You Should've Come Over for Jeff Buckley. Those are probably bad examples for a lot of people here, but I do think she fits into a kind of capable rockist auteur thing. I mean, a lot of critical narrative hovers around "Well, they could barely [do x] but they overcome [] to interesting effect". What happens when they can execute whatever they want? So it's all back on concept? Not sure if I'm explaining this right. I'm just not articulate enough to, um, articulate what I'm getting at.

ecuador_with_a_c, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Her new look and celebrity stizz isn't vibing with me hard, that said I like her new song much more than anything on Ys so hmmmmmm

Emily's Cheese, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 08:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I've liked her since the Cair Paravel reference on MEM. Haven't listened to Ys more than a few times after an initial enjoyment of it. Her voice doesn't *SQUEAK* before every line on the new single like it does on Ys. That's good at least.

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link

She has another new track up on http://www.dragcity.com/

Evan, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Piano and drums!

Evan, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

wow, based on those 2 songs previewed on drag city i might buy this

velko, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

She sounds like shes conciously trying not to sing as over the top as he has previously. Maybe shes as bored with freak-folk quirks as most of us are.

Evan, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

she has*

Evan, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/news/37767-another-new-joanna-newsom-song/

ksh, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Ah, Evan already posted the link. Cool! (I'm not going to listen to any of these until I get the full record.)

ksh, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

She didn't sound over the top on Ys and I doubt she was ever reaching for any 'freak folk' voice.
These songs are a little different and I like both a lot.

abcfsk, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

She was a bit over the top, as everything was on that album (I really like it by the way!). And those vocal quirks have been associated with freak-folk, and so has she. I like her, so please don't feel defensive.

Evan, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, really really loving "Good Intentions Paving Company".

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I do believe this song has signalled the coming of the messiah.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

by which I mean, it's pretty great.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

She sounded great in concert last night. It was really great hearing her voice surrounded by quite a few different instruments and great to see her jump on the piano a couple of times.

micarl, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

the leaked songs are my least favorite of what I've heard from the new stuff tbh

jim o'rourke produced this, right?

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

He did? Again? Oh man.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

He only mixed Ys. :)

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

would ppl who are repping hard for jn's harp chops please list four or five of their other favorite harpists, please

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

(sorry)

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

my favorite harpists are Ann Hobson-Pilot and Elizabeth Remy

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

alice coltrane

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Little Walter

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

oops I meant Elisabeth Remy Johnson

gotta get it right if I'm gonna pimp friends

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

that chick from owt

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.elisabethremy.com/grandjany.mp3

^^^ ftr, also runs marathons

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

would ppl who are repping hard for jn's harp chops please list four or five of their other favorite harpists, please

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 5:05 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

think youre misreading some people? i dont think anyone is repping 4 her chops.

max, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

This is what I said upthread:

No one listens to her because she's the Yngwie Malmsteen of the harp -- she's isn't! There's no unnecessary display of technical prowess going on in any of her songs; they're all carefully, and painstakingly, composed pieces, and I personally don't hear anything "extraneous" in any of them.

I'm with max.

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ksh highway what do you think of sonny boy williamson's harp playing

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

man, i'm impressed by anyone who can play a harmonica. i've tried. shit's hard.

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

(i used Wikipedia, btw.)

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

:-)

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

that chick from owt

zeena parkins, totally blanked on her name for a second there

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Rhodri Davies, Xavier de Maistre, Alice Coltrane, Nicanor Zabaleta

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i've heard her harp playing described as very idiosyncratic and sorta self-taught? it's all plinky plink plink to me.

velko, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

not sure that anyone was repping that hard for the chops? Besides Evan's "extremely technically proficient", which isn't the most mindblowing of praise. (eesh many xposts, learn to type quickly.)

This song, I realise, kinda reminds me of Song Cycle, a kind of miniature excursion into the relatively-unmined-by-modern-pop-music side of the American vernacular.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

no, her playing is equally influenced by trad classical training and african kora music

xp

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i've heard her harp playing described as very idiosyncratic and sorta self-taught? it's all plinky plink plink to me.

― velko, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:14 PM (1 minute ago)

she's classicaly trainwd

abcfsk, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, like i said, i'm not sure i could tell the diff (i was probably remembering someone describing her vocals lol)

velko, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

"classically trained" is kind of like "went to college"

I'm sure she's fine but yeah it was even's "extremely technically proficient" line I was thinkin abt

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ the JN opinion police

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FuYpme0Cm4

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I saw her on the YS tour, she played some pretty intricate stuff for 1+ hour and I didn't hear an off note so I'd put her in the beyond proficient category

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

talks a bit about her harp playing here
http://www.chickfactor.com/current/cf16_joannanewsom.shtml

velko, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

no, her playing is equally influenced by trad classical training and african kora music

xp

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 5:16 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thought this was a joke at first

ethan SPADGETT (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

hey j0hn when are you gonna finally write a dude-from-the-fiery-furnaces-style rant on JN and her cult

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

From that chickfactor interview:

cf: what's your drink of choice?
joanna: hmm. if I had my druthers, I would only drink framboise lambic, which is a raspberry-flavored, frothy, garnet belgian ale that tastes like unicorn tears.

This is exactly the shit that kept me from listening to her way back when. I mean, yes my own issue and I did get over it, but ffs... "unicorn tears"???

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

thing is, she is kind of OTM

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

also framboise sucks

xp haha

max, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

that's a random line which in no way communicates with the general landscape of her lyrics. and it has to be said she grew an enormous amount from the debut to ys

abcfsk, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

she meant the bloody wounds(tears) a unicorn makes with its horn

velko, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

she grew. . . into a unicorn

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

framboise lambic is nice in small doses but in order to drink a whole lot of it you'd need to be really technically proficient

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

my respect for joanna newsom has gone way up now that I know she actually says things like "unicorn tears" in interviews

ethan SPADGETT (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Triple LP btw

danbunny, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

(turangalia, the thing is, I'm not a hater of JN - I think she's kinda terrific in some ways, and, besides, I think it's really kinda icky when musicians from the same side of the block snark & spit real-world venom, that is completely not my style - I'm glad as fuck that JN is making records that inspire people to flights of hyperbole, make them cry, etc. poking juvenile fun at ppl whose appreciation for classical music seems to begin and end with classically trained indie rock musicians, OTOH, that is exactly my style iirc, and besides, there are presently-working women songwriters who are considerably better than JN who don't get mileage because they don't give indie dudes a sci-fi boner, and that's the kinda haterade I can really get down with on an ilm thread or two)

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

So you don't think it's demeaning to lob in an assumption that all of us get turned on and THAT'S why we prefer Joanna Newsom to your own A list of female songwriters..

abcfsk, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, I think it's the most demeaning thing ever & you should be outraged

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Diane Cluck to thread

danbunny, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

itt j0hn lists female songwriters more worthy of boners than joanna newsom

velko, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

that's a random line which in no way communicates with the general landscape of her lyrics. and it has to be said she grew an enormous amount from the debut to ys

Oh, I know that. Like I said, I got over myself and eventually gave her a chance - very glad I did. But, really, thats a line that would have me rolling my eyes no matter who uttered it. But back when she was fist being hyped, you combine quote like that with the pictures of her with elf ears and you can 100% understand why people might not be on board.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

do I count as female y/n, I think I've earned some boners

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd rate your participation in this thread worthy of two and 1/2 boners.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

shemale bonerz

velko, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Making music is primarily about giving erectile dream fodder to th audience. Some people are just way better at it than others. Ren fair pussy incidentally is clipped close,smells like lilac and often comes with keys to th castle. So go figger

danbunny, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

lol danbunny I kiss you with my ren faire boner

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm not sure (yet) about the melody of that new streaming song, but the production is A+:super clear and beautiful.
love those gentle trumpets and piano touches near the end.

Zeno, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

steely dan Aja era?

Zeno, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm weirdly anticipating th new records and I TOO gave up on th attendant sparkle huzz of fuckedfulk. Its just her willingness to go on and on and on and on with all those lyrics. It kinda makes me feel safe in a dolphin net kinda feeling. A dolphin net w pillows and bubblehash. And a blanket. And NPR. Mmmmmmmmm

danbunny, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

very diane cluck. Except diane was better. Easy to be around is classic

Emily's Cheese, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I wasn't repping for her chops, just saying it looked really hard to play that pattern on the harp and sing a somewhat complicated melody at the same time. I do like Dorothy Ashby tho.

Mark, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd rep for her chops. Technical proficiency is one thing, but she's writing consistently interesting stuff for what is essentially either a diatonic or pentatonic instrument. I could go for some non-waltzes more often, but waltzes do fine.

It's just so hard to keep it all straight
With all the proficiency

Megadeth Panel (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

can i just

http://www.mvdaily.com/articles/2002/10/bellplay.jpg

men lie, women lie, hips don't (zvookster), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

look isnt everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5bo10takGE

Zeno, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Taking bets: last song on this will be a 25 minute autotune solo

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

last track is :

6 - Does Not Suffice 06:44

show me the money

Zeno, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

That is what I get for not using Google.

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link

does not suffice

Zeno, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

albums not out for weeks and already this thread has given us unicorn tears and scifi boners

joanna don't ever stop proficiently playing yr magical africa harp

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.dragcity.com/system/artists/photos/59/large.jpg?1264474164

danbunny, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

"have one on me"

velko, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i hope this sells 1,000,000 copies so drag city can reissue more bert jansch records

figuratively, but in a very real way (amateurist), Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link

also: sort of shocked that joanna newsom is still in her 20s. surprised that anyone is still in their 20s actually.

figuratively, but in a very real way (amateurist), Thursday, 4 February 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I love how deliberately 70s "Good Intentions..." is.

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't worry. You're likable enough, J0hn.

M.V., Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I love how deliberately 70s "Good Intentions..." is.

i thought first of mary mccaslin, and then, very strongly, of joni mitchell (it's the phrasing).

figuratively, but in a very real way (amateurist), Thursday, 4 February 2010 08:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, I definitely hear that.

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

so glad this will not leak//brings back the old excitement of going to a record shop and picking it up!

tincub, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

"According to the website what the new album will sound like is a bit of a mystery, since advance copies are not being sent to critics in an effort to avoid a leak of the album.[9] Joanna's last album, Ys, was leaked two months before its original release when it was left unprotected on servers belonging to music review website Pitchfork"

wiki

anybody knows whos the producer?
"good intentions" sounds like something Jim O'rourke could produce and it's surprising to see her move from freak-folk to 70's rock-jazz.
very good track.

Zeno, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Ugh. Tell me all about the "no review copies." I get mine the day it comes out. Boooooo.

Kat Bee, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link

No review copies is a good idea. The album will sell fine.

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, it is. But GIPCo. can't hold me over forever.

Kat Bee, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:03 (fourteen years ago) link

blame pitchfork

Zeno, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh man, Ys was one of the records people took from that unprotected P4k folder, right? massive lols

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:07 (fourteen years ago) link

wait, you guys haven't heard the leak of this yet? wow

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Hope you listened to all three discs in one sitting.

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link

the difficult life of the music critic
xpost

Zeno, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:17 (fourteen years ago) link

The album of the year does not leak, it must be purchased.

kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:17 (fourteen years ago) link

"blame pitchfork"

i tend to do this with everything in my life.

sink overflowing? FUCKING PITCHFORK.
cigarette prices go up? FUCKING PITCHFORK.
12 year old girls with braces saying "I LOVE YOU PANDA" at animal collective shows? FUCKING.PICKFORK. INDEED.

Kat Bee, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link

pickfork, pitchfork, same difference.

Kat Bee, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:20 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i48.tinypic.com/28kspbk.png

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:35 (fourteen years ago) link

^Totally disagree about the lack of emotional resonance on Ys. *angry face*

Kat Bee, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link

New song up. "Kingfisher"

http://www.dragcity.com/

Evan, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing's different from Y's but no complains here

Zeno, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

i like it quite a bit better than the abrasively busy production on Ys. these tracks breathe

ramadaan muhammad asalaamica rasoul allah supana watallah (jk), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/news/37875-joanna-newsom-gets-her-own-scholarly-tribute-book/

I'm buying this.

ksh, Thursday, 11 February 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

My general indifference has suddenly become massive appreciation for her comedic timing (starting here and going forward in Sophie's feed):

Interviewing Joanna Newsom yesterday, we sat beside the pool at a Hollywood hotel and the sunshine was so bright we had to move tables.

Which meant moving away from Quentin Tarantino who was busy holding court very loudly about how he wrote Inglourious Basterds

and how he "woke up one day and wrote on a piece of paper 'JUST KILL HIM. JUST FUCKING KILL HIM'"

to which Joanna muttered "damn, he stole my line"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

that book has the potential to be amazing or horrid, probably both in alternation. a kind of scansion of her lyrics wouldn't be so bad. i'd hire nabisco to write that.

academics writing about music is a near-guarantee of total fail.

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Joanna Newsom confirmed for Matt Groening ATP Festival

( insert Lisa Simpson joke here )

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Not sure how over 2 hours of Joanna Newsom in a triple album format could be ALL GOOD. I find it highly unlikely and already don't LOVE all the new songs, but I'm intrigued to say the least. That said 2 + hours of her singing (generally non stop) is just too much

Emily's Cheese, Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

you don't need to listen to it all at once no?

by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

its really only 40 mins cause youre supposed to listen to each cd simultaneously on three different players

jeff, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i've seen the new album reviewed in a few places...i thought DC decided against promos?

tincub, Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

there isnt supposed to be any info released before 2/19--they were hella strict about it

max, Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i think those are just rewritten drag city press releases.

by another name (amateurist), Friday, 19 February 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link

This one is from Wire apparently
http://i48.tinypic.com/28kspbk.png

Number None, Friday, 19 February 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link

John Mulvey's Uncut review here: http://www.uncut.co.uk/blog/index.php?blog=6&title=joanna_newsom_have_one_on_me&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

Stevie T, Friday, 19 February 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link

And...it's leaked.

Number None, Friday, 19 February 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Did a solid job keeping it off the net for as long as possible, considering the record comes out on Tuesday.

Seriously what the hell is wrong with you that you think that is a great t (ksh), Friday, 19 February 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

It's a rickroll.

80085 (a hoy hoy), Friday, 19 February 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not downloading it either way.

Seriously what the hell is wrong with you that you think that is a great t (ksh), Friday, 19 February 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

at 3 discs, this is the most ambitious rickroll yet

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 19 February 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Nah, it's just astley mixed up with the animal crack box to thank ilm for what happened on the mpp thread.

80085 (a hoy hoy), Friday, 19 February 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

it's just astley mixed up with the animal crack box

So sad, but hilarious.

Seriously what the hell is wrong with you that you think that is a great t (ksh), Friday, 19 February 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

so officially we can talk about this now i guess

its fuckin great

max, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

fans will dig it but no one else will be converted

max, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

unfortunately it doesnt all sound like good intentions paving co., which kind of sucks b/c thats one of my favorite tracks on the album

max, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

is it like ys?

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 19 February 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

in what way?

max, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing on it is quite as... committed as ys, though she retains some of that shifting song structure

max, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

and she ditches the string accompaniment.

max, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean this is like the simplest, easiest, most cliched thing to say about it, but it just sounds like shes "maturing as an artist." theres no dramatic shift in tone or sound, just a solidifying of her skills, like shes getting more and more comfortable with what she does.

max, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

and she ditches the string accompaniment.

ah. that's ^^^^^ what i was driving at.

since the string arrangements are the thing i remember most about the last disc -- and i'm still lukewarm on her voice -- not sure how i'll feel about the new album(s).

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 19 February 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

there is arguably the least amount of filler in a 3-disc album ive ever heard, too

max, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Man, it'll be a good Tuesday.

Seriously what the hell is wrong with you that you think that is a great t (ksh), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

it's actually available today. i just scored the vinyl @ amoeba, sf. guess somebody's worried about leakage

If you can believe your eyes and ears (outdoor_miner), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Probably depends on what stores are in your area. Around here, we just have Newbury Comics and then Target/Best Buy kind of shit.

Seriously what the hell is wrong with you that you think that is a great t (ksh), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

fans will dig it but no one else will be converted

yeah i couldn't get into her first 2 but the stuff i've heard from this one has me wanting to buy it

i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

first disc so good

abcfsk, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

my album of the year already, and i haven't heard a note

― kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 12:41 PM

Seriously what the hell is wrong with you that you think that is a great t (ksh), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

it's my second favorite album of the year, behind the new broken social scene.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 19 February 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

You guys are ridiculous.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

it represents a new definition of beauty, obviating all previous definitions and exposing all artists' previous efforts in every genre & discipline as the hollow posturing efforts they actually were - 8.1

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm going to go ahead and call this the album of the decade

tylerw, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Nah, Grizzly Bear's fifth album is going to be album of the decade.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

i heard joanna newsom guests on that.

tylerw, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, but it was the collaboration with Fleet Foxes that puts it over the edge.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

"In California" might convert a couple of haters - straight-up gorgeous 70s style folk ballad, nothing "freak"-y about it.

Simon H., Friday, 19 February 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

never anything 'freak'-y about her music and less marmite here as well. yeah I think this album could convert some people who think she's about affectations -- Ys should've done that, but shorter songs are easier arguments and van dykes parts heavy arrangements are nowhere in sight

abcfsk, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

parks* that is

abcfsk, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

You guys are ridiculous.

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0)

Was kidding by quoting my own admittedly ridiculous hyperbole.

it represents a new definition of beauty, obviating all previous definitions and exposing all artists' previous efforts in every genre & discipline as the hollow posturing efforts they actually were - 8.1

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Friday, February 19, 2010 5:37 PM

That's the title of her next record, iirc.

Seriously what the hell is wrong with you that you think that is a great t (ksh), Friday, 19 February 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

the album of the year will be by a Texan duo called "l3 kn0t." but don't tell them that, because they're not finished recording it, and if they get all self-conscious they'll screw it up.

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Friday, 19 February 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.l3kn0t.com/

^ replace obvious characters

Seriously what the hell is wrong with you that you think that is a great t (ksh), Friday, 19 February 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

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Seriously what the hell is wrong with you that you think that is a great t (ksh), Friday, 19 February 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

^ fire yr SEO guy imo

Seriously what the hell is wrong with you that you think that is a great t (ksh), Friday, 19 February 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

That's the title of her next record

When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right

ecuador_with_a_c, Saturday, 20 February 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

^

from memory

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 20 February 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

this is good, so far: more joni mitchell or randy newman (one song i think actually quoted 'davy the fat boy') than previous work. still plenty to hate on if you want to hate on shit, i think she just sung about finding a violin in the garden of eden.

thomp, Saturday, 20 February 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

'good intentions paving company' is so awesome: most immediately appealing i've heard her be since the first record, and probably moreso.

thomp, Saturday, 20 February 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah good intentions paving co. is the highlight for me.

other faves: baby birch, in california, does not suffice

max, Saturday, 20 February 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not usually one to have a problem with "weird" vocals--big Bjork, Knife, Arthur Russell, David Thomas et al fan--but I admit previously I found Newsom's bubble-and-squeak voice prevented me from accessing what seemed like otherwise careful, compelling music. But I was impressed with "'81," and totally wowed by "Good Intentions Paving Company," which pretty much seems like the best mid-70s sophisticated singer-songwriter track that never was--Joni Mitchell would've been very proud to have created it. So I'm hoping to be "converted" by the album, and glad to hear the vocal quirks may have been traded in for a more relaxed, confident voice.

Soundslike, Saturday, 20 February 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

which one is better, this or the Redd Fox one?

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8kZljgHzlhs/default.jpg

Zeno, Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

it's actually available today. i just scored the vinyl @ amoeba, sf. guess somebody's worried about leakage

― If you can believe your eyes and ears (outdoor_miner), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:55

So does the vinyl include free mp3 downloads?

Moodles, Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"Maybe a bit too long"

understatement?

Zeno, Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean this is like the simplest, easiest, most cliched thing to say about it, but it just sounds like shes "maturing as an artist." "getting more accessible".

and i like it.

Zeno, Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

But I was impressed with "'81," and totally wowed by "Good Intentions Paving Company," which pretty much seems like the best mid-70s sophisticated singer-songwriter track that never was--Joni Mitchell would've been very proud to have created it.

lolwut?

Mordy, Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

"But I was impressed with "'81," and totally wowed by "Good Intentions""

yeah, she should make an entire album in a 70's rock-jazz style. it will probably be awesome.

Zeno, Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyone that says all 2.2 hours of this is flawless/5stars/A plus is just lying to themselves.

Emily's Cheese, Saturday, 20 February 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

sigh

thomp, Saturday, 20 February 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

never anything 'freak'-y about her music

^^^ otm. never let it be said that the reason I don't like joanna newsom is because she is too weird/freaky

MY RUSTIC CHURCHWARDEN PIPE TOBACCOS; WITH RED T-SHIRT OF SURF (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 20 February 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

So does the vinyl include free mp3 downloads?

xost: no, and i sort of thought there would be. some nice pics though. but i was digitizing my copy and found a nice piece of fuzz melted onto the vinyl on side 3 and makes it all glitchy for a minute. i have to return it and not sure if i want to just go cd at this point

If you can believe your eyes and ears (outdoor_miner), Saturday, 20 February 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

still kind of o_O by her sex lyrics sung in _that_ voice. this was true of last lp, too.

by another name (amateurist), Saturday, 20 February 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Following on from the Newsom/Tarantino story above, Sophie's piece:

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article7032768.ece

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 February 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

xost: no, and i sort of thought there would be. some nice pics though. but i was digitizing my copy and found a nice piece of fuzz melted onto the vinyl on side 3 and makes it all glitchy for a minute. i have to return it and not sure if i want to just go cd at this point

I've got the vinyl on order... What the packaging like? Is it a box set type thing or some gatefold package?

Deluxe Merseybeat Wig (Jack Battery-Pack), Saturday, 20 February 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Indeed, sitting here by the pool in Hollywood, where she orders Sazerac cocktails

wkiw

i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Saturday, 20 February 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

"still plenty to hate on if you want to hate on shit, i think she just sung about finding a violin in the garden of eden."

nah, it happens all the time

Zeno, Saturday, 20 February 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyone that says all 2.2 hours of this is flawless/5stars/A plus is just lying to themselves.

― Emily's Cheese, Saturday, February 20, 2010 7:14 PM

better to not listen to it then? of all the dumb things to say at this stage

abcfsk, Saturday, 20 February 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

breaking news triple LP not completely perfect from front to back TURN ON THE SIRENS

ciderpress, Saturday, 20 February 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

well, lots of acts have stuff to release as a triple album. 99.9% of them will cut it down to a maximum double album, and they have very good reasons to do that.

i guess she really thinks everything is worthwhile to put on the record.
future will tell if she's right.

Zeno, Saturday, 20 February 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"unfortunately it doesnt all sound like good intentions paving co"

Soft As Chalk, in a way

Zeno, Saturday, 20 February 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

xost: no, and i sort of thought there would be. some nice pics though. but i was digitizing my copy and found a nice piece of fuzz melted onto the vinyl on side 3 and makes it all glitchy for a minute. i have to return it and not sure if i want to just go cd at this point

I've got the vinyl on order... What the packaging like? Is it a box set type thing or some gatefold package?

http://www.ear.fm/Encyclopedia%20W/fuzzbox.jpg

M.V., Saturday, 20 February 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

http://blogs.pitch.com/wayward/Hot%20Fuzz2.JPG

M.V., Saturday, 20 February 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not usually one to have a problem with "weird" vocals--big Bjork, Knife, Arthur Russell, David Thomas et al fan- -Soundslike

Yeah I don't have a problem with Bjork or Arthur Russell's vocals (I haven't heard Knife or David Thomas to my knowledge), but I only have a few favorites of both of them that I only pay attention to. I don't think Johanna is bad and I prefer her sound to most pitchfork music (god I hate pitchfork music), but I have yet to find a single Newsom song I would listen to repeatedly or put on a mix cd.

Bjork's Venus as a Boy, Hyperballad, Human Behavior, Joga, Triumph of Heart.. and Arthur Russell's Home Away From Home, You and Me Both, That's Us/Wild Combination, You and Me Both.. seem so much more engaging than anything Newsom has done. I'm not really feeling it with Johanna Newsom. Too flowery

CaptainLorax, Saturday, 20 February 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

*A Little Lost

CaptainLorax, Saturday, 20 February 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Worth pointing out that triple album or no, it's still just 18 songs, so hardly some massive clearing-house. First album had short songs. Second album had long songs. Third album has long and short songs. Makes sense to me.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 February 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I wanted to like this album, obviously. But I don't. :(

Turangalila, Sunday, 21 February 2010 06:52 (fourteen years ago) link

So far (only listened to the first disc) I'm loving every minute--it scratches a certain musical itch for me, I guess. Not one I need fulfilled too often, but this gets at it. Each (longer) song definitely has enough ideas for a good full length album, which could be a knock against it--I don't disagree that it could seem "flowery". But it avoids feeling overwrought through sheer skill and quality--I'm almost always one for minimalism over the baroque, shorter over longer, pithy over wordy, but this overcomes all of those predispositions, which impresses me still further.

Soundslike, Sunday, 21 February 2010 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Great record(s). Probably better that the new Broken Social Scene. :-)

Australia, the world's suburb (SeekAltRoute), Sunday, 21 February 2010 09:06 (fourteen years ago) link

The arrangements are, thus far (I'm also only one disc in), already way more interesting than those on Ys.

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Sunday, 21 February 2010 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link

There's just way more space and dynamics. Harp + orchestra can grow a bit dull and colorless over 50 minutes.

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Sunday, 21 February 2010 10:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i wonder how much of the Triple Album thing is a marketing gimmick.
if it is - it works fine.

Zeno, Sunday, 21 February 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

in many ways, this record vs Y's is like comparing Wee Tam & The Big Huge with Hangman's Beautiful Daughter:

a psych folk classic turned in the next record into something more accessible and simple, in a longer format, with some boring, repetetive-melody fillers and still some excellent stuff as well.

Zeno, Sunday, 21 February 2010 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link

this has leaked like Ronald Reagans diaper

danbunny, Sunday, 21 February 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Any info on who recorded this and where?

bowl of drawn butter (Eazy), Sunday, 21 February 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

it was recorded by Bibbleloo Dibbleodid,but do not speak his name or you will turn into a bale of straw.It was recorded at the foot of Auriuga by one of the Pleiades,possibly Maia.

danbunny, Sunday, 21 February 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

it was recorded all over the place by five people: t j doherty, noah georgeson, ryan francesconi, dana gumbiner and neal morgan - @ radiostar in weed; at fantasy (berkeley), sear sound (ny); king sound & pictures(laurel canyon); cedar house (sea-town); station to station (grass valley).
mixed by noah g (laurel canyon); jim O'Rourke @ magnet (Japan).
mastering by steve rooke @ Abbey Road Studios

If you can believe your eyes and ears (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 21 February 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks thanks

bowl of drawn butter (Eazy), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I wish I liked this album half as much as everyone else.
Most of these new songs just aren't very good, imo. None of the (plentiful on Ys) revelatory climactic resolutions are there, save for a couple of songs (which sounded 1000x more affecting live anyway). Obviously a lot of thought & work has been put into this album, but I think the sparser arrangements/deliberate restraint only help reveal how brittle and deceitfully noneventful most of this whole thing really is.

Turangalila, Monday, 22 February 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link

A lot of the songs are actually musically really repetitive. It's seriously ten minutes of her doing variations on the same melody line. Yes it breathes more than Ys and she's (IMO) singing much better, and her lyrics and storytelling is pretty great, but musically and chordally these songs really drag and don't really do that much. Even when they crescendo they crescendo on the same chord progression and generally peter out on the same one too. It's not as EXHAUSTING as Ys, but it's also nowhere near as interesting. That said I find it infinitely more listenable but still something I'd never see myself reaching for much

Emily's Cheese, Monday, 22 February 2010 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 February 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link

wow we got that wrapped up, what, 40 hours after it leaked?

you instant let-me-hold-forth guys ever take yr time with anything?

sean gramophone, Monday, 22 February 2010 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Fuck, I like "Good Intentions Paving Company." I think it could be a little shorter (around 4:00 it takes some of my breath away, but then there's still 3 minutes to go and it's a let-down waiting for it to end), but it's so pretty at moments that it even makes me forget how annoying her voice is. Particularly what she does at, "But I fell for you, honey, as easy as falling asleep," and, "It had a nice a ring to it / When the old opera house rang / So with a song I'm all ran / Signed, sealed, delivered I sang."

Mordy, Monday, 22 February 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link

brb sean gramophone, questioning my worth as a human being

Turangalila, Monday, 22 February 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

you instant let-me-hold-forth guys ever take yr time with anything?

― sean gramophone, Monday, February 22, 2010 1:14 AM Bookmark

That's what she said.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Monday, 22 February 2010 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm waiting for the 2020 quadruple "deluxe edition" with previously unreleased bonus tracks.

Zeno, Monday, 22 February 2010 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

The CD packaging is really cool. Its like a flip open (side spine) actual "box" a little under half an inch deep, then each disc is in its own sleeve and a pretty hefty book of liner notes and lyrics. The pictures on the sleeve covers and the lyric book certainly back up her emphasizing the "hot" Joanna Newsom. Black and white photos of her lounging on a chair wearing what sort of looks like a bathing suit with overall type straps over the shoulders.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

This is the first time I'll be going to the record store the day of release in a while!

ksh, Monday, 22 February 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

The store I stopped by this afternoon just happened to have it out already!

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

So anyone able to buy copies of this in Austin, TX yet?

Moodles, Monday, 22 February 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i saw them at end of an ear on saturday

city worker, Monday, 22 February 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I wish more people respected the release date for the album of the year. Respect, respect!

ksh, Monday, 22 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i wonder if it will sound different if i wait til tomorrow to illegally download it

idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Thieves!

ksh, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Why wait until tomorrow when you can do that today?

Australia, the world's suburb (SeekAltRoute), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Have One On Me = I give you permission to download my record illegally

i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

"... pretty hefty book of liner notes and lyrics"

rilly? the vinyl box has no notes, just lyrics and recording info.

If you can believe your eyes and ears (outdoor_miner), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Black and white photos of her lounging on a chair wearing what sort of looks like a bathing suit with overall type straps over the shoulders.

wait--i think you're confusing this with the new robert wyatt record.

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

velko otm

idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Analog recording + orchestra + 2 hours of music + cost of harp upkeep. Probably cost at least 50k to make. $25 for three vinyls.

Megadeth Panel (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

+ couture!

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

Turangalila, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

^ Likely comp'd, or discounted. At least, I hope so.

Megadeth Panel (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

rilly? the vinyl box has no notes, just lyrics and recording info.

You are correct, I jumped the gun. Its all lyrics and recording info, just seemed like there had to be more to it than that. I forget how many words she crams into songs.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Andy Samberg 9.2!!!!!

Emily's Cheese, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Thing is, "Ys" had long songs, but it was 1 CD, so was digestible.

This is 3 CDs of long (and some not so long, heck one's short!) songs.

I haven't attempted it yet!

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Mere hours before the record store opens.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i wish drag city would man the fuck up and let their stuff stream on lala or whatever

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

So anyone able to buy copies of this in Austin, TX yet?

― Moodles, Monday, February 22, 2010 4:33 PM (Yesterday)

i saw them at end of an ear on saturday

― city worker, Monday, February 22, 2010 4:38 PM (Yesterday)

I saw it there on Friday afternoon -- politely inquired that I didn't think it had been released yet, and they replied that they had heard otherwise from Drag City, and put it onto the shelves that day, so who knows...

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I left all the copies there for you fans, btw.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The pictures on the sleeve covers and the lyric book certainly back up her emphasizing the "hot" Joanna Newsom. Black and white photos of her lounging on a chair wearing what sort of looks like a bathing suit with overall type straps over the shoulders.

This is sad, but was due to happen sooner or later, I suppose. Gotta inject something new into her image, it'd be impossible to keep up with the "Hipster Renaissance Fair" look of Ys forever...

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i am playing hard to get and waiting til i can pick this up next week before listening, but the pitchfork review of it is great, so clear and devoid of cliche

Norman Mail (schlump), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link

This is sad,

why?

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Visions of Joanna

If you can believe your eyes and ears (outdoor_miner), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i wish drag city would man the fuck up and let their stuff stream on lala or whatever

or emusic, even! I NEED THIS NEW TRIPLE-DISC FROM JOANNA NEWSOM.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

This is sad,

why?

― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 3:43 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

innocent fairy prince sullied & sexualised by music business is certainly a trope on JN messageboards

Norman Mail (schlump), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Slightly off-topic, but I would suggest, with the best intentions, that naming shops that are perhaps selling things early is not always going to do them a good turn.

I know of specific instances where blog posts and message board chat has landed local independents round here in minor bother on such fronts.

Not that any shops would do such things, of course. Also, I genuinely don't know the specifics of the release date and Drag City and US indies communications in this case. It's more of a general point that I'm trying to raise.

krakow, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

so apparently after going massively out of the way to make sure it didn't leak they're releasing it ten days later in europe?

thomp, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

no wait just a week i suck at math

still kinda stupid imo

thomp, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

These CDs do not want to come out of the paper sleeves easily.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

"On A Bad Day" -- thought that was a Daniel Powter cover for a moment

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

These CDs do not want to come out of the paper sleeves easily.

Take this as a sign, turn away before it is too late...

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

C -

thomp, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Had to tag the first and third disc myself. iTunes was able to pull in the art. Genre: harpcore

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

are you liveblogging now

thomp, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

ksh: Listening to Joanna Newsom's new album so I don't have to!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

j/k, I would love to see a liveblog of this though.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

10:35 a.m., Feb. 23: The tears have begun to spill from my eyes as the wonder and magic envelops my soul

tylerw, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

10:36 a.m. Feb 23: What's that tapping at the window? It looks like a unicorn!

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

10:37 a.m., Feb. 23: Riding unicorn through clouds

tylerw, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

D

thomp, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

10:40 a.m., Feb. 23: Purchase Joanna Newsom's new album Have One On Me

tylerw, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

10:41 am Feb 23: *dies and goes to heaven*

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Seriously lolling over here guys, way to go!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

10:37 a.m., Feb. 23: Riding unicorn through clouds

― tylerw, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 12:38 PM

massive lols

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

These CDs do not want to come out of the paper sleeves easily.

paper/cardboard sleeves are a scourge. i hate that trend in packaging so damn much

xpost

If you can believe your eyes and ears (outdoor_miner), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

None of the stores near my office (mostly big boxes) have this yet. ;_;

Moodles, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Jackrabbits is really beautiful and sad.

Zeno, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, love her vocal on that one. I kind of see what people were saying upthread about the repetitive melodies but obviously this is going to take a while to unpack fully.

Number None, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

so is k$h not posting because he's in a state of awe and ecstasy, or because he's super disappointed?

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

"the repetitive melodies" -
yeah,those lazy one line melodies are always boring...though lots of people love Nick Drake so i guess i'm in the minority here..

xpost

Zeno, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

kind of confused by this claim of yrs tbh

thomp, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, Popmatters trashed the fuck out of this. 4/10.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

It's Popmatters . . .

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ooo. those ellipses look ominous.

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Popmatters isn't awful. I really like their in-depth articles actually, plus I like their book and comics coverage. The reviews are hit and miss, but they do have some great writers (ILM's own Adrien Begrand - their fantastic metal writer).

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Popmatters isn't awful, but I spent a good deal of time over the past few months going through some of their features--mostly the ones that talk about general cultural trends--and I didn't think many of them were very good. I'm interested in reading some of Adrien's metal writing though . . . I'll have to check it out later.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

who's hoomin' who?

julio caeser soze (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

It's Popmatters . . .

It's PopMatters, thank you.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Bored New World: How the Zach Braff Prototype Is Slowly Killing American Music

Entire movies are soundtracked by the supposedly self-aware acoustic stylings of Joe Latte.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

lol, the comments on that PopMatters review are almost indistinguishable from the fanboy comments on the Edge's Killzone 2 review from last year. http://www.edge-online.com/magazine/killzone-2-the-edge-verdict

I'm not linking to it; it doesn't deserve to be linked to. Let's just say Killzone 2 got a 7...and as a frame of reference, Let's Tap for the Wii got an 8. As we said, we're not about to question if there are legitimate reasons, and we're well aware of the often drastic differences in review policy from one publication to the next. But this is nothing more than a blatant attempt at attention, and if it were a strict editorial that doesn't really have any impact on the consumer, we wouldn't blink an eye. But this is assigning a numerical value to a game that basically says, "it's good, but there are better titles out there for your money." This...is...a...lie. That's right, a lie. Like it or not, opinions exist on a sliding scale, and we're not saying everyone is going to enjoy KZ2, but this review is akin to saying something similar about "The Godfather II" or "Citizen Kane." We all know that Guerilla's title is one of the best FPSs ever made; anyone who knows this industry and has a functioning brain will admit to this. They may not like it, but they will admit to its quality. This is what good reviewers do.

This record may have faults, but to give it a 4/10 is just ridiculous. There’s a difference between subjectivity and an obstinate insistence on being a part of the anti-hype. To say that this record is anything less than an astonishing achievement just means that you weren’t paying any attention. Clearly, you sat down and listened all in one fell swoop, which isn’t how she presented it. This isn’t an entree - it’s an amuse bouche, an appetizer, a fish course, a pasta, a meat, a dessert and an aperitif. If you want a quick bite at Mickey D’s, plenty of other artists can give you that.

They don't lie to the consumer to get some sort of underground "elite cred."

im thinking popmatters just wants the publicity. probably only listened through once.

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The Travelocity Gnome rates this album a perfect 11 out of 10 Gnomish Tunics and the shill at Pitchfork has 9.2 chubby for this album, so take that and stroke it PopMatters!!!

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

(This isn't really the thread for this, but Jason Gross's essay for the The Best Music Scribing Awards 2009 was great.)

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

popmatters review should have just stuck to "its too long" without dragging billy corgan into the mess

max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

between the p4k + popmatters reviews, the p4k one is the one that sounds like the author didn't spend a lot of time with the album.

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

im thinking popmatters just wants the publicity. probably only listened through once.

oh so thats why pop websites review music!

80085 (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

they both sound like they took a lot of time with the record(s)? the popmatters guy is frustrated that its long and sounds unfocused--i think this is a fair criticism--whereas mark enjoys its length and doesnt find it unfocused

max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

from p4k review

One significant difference between Newsom and Mitchell is that the latter, especially early in her career, was writing songs that would sound good on the radio. For better or worse, Newsom is not a pop singer-- that's just not what she does. So I don't want to overstate this record's accessibility.

This is the primary reason I can't love Newsom no matter how many Mitchell comparisons she gets. (nb Joni is my favorite artist of all time.)

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

To say that this record is anything less than an astonishing achievement just means that you weren’t paying any attention.

sigh

Turangalila, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

PAY ATTENTION.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

What?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha, it's just hilarious how re: this album many people react as if you have to *study* it as if it were molecular neuroscience before even considering having any opinions about it.

Turangalila, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

To say that this record is anything less than an astonishing achievement just means that you weren’t paying any attention.

That was me, btw.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

jk

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I wonder how dumping Bill Callahan for Andy Samberg will affect the Newsom aesthetic?
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/12/andy-samberg-kisses-joanna-newsom.html

Brio, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

whereas mark enjoys its length and doesnt find it unfocused

I didn't get this impression from the Pfork review. He pretty much said that he finds the length challenging for a traditional, start-to-finish listen, but has enjoyed coming and going from the album as he pleases, picking up in a different spot each time he puts it on the stereo. And that's not a good *album*, that's a set of songs by the same artist that are pleasing in small, random doses, basically as if they were on an iPod Shuffle.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

omg in re: popmatters comments

You will live to regret this review. Your name and reputation are forever etched in history now, and generations will read this review in incredulous wonder at the man who rated this enduring work of art a 40/100. It is because of reviews and reviewers like you that I started my own blog 2 weeks ago. But no anger here - just pity.

Comment by ***** — February 23, 2010 @ 10:02 am

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

(I wrote that one too.)

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

(Still haven't listened to the record.)

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

joanna peesom

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you need help getting it out of the paper sleeve?

xpost

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

joanna peesom

― (uh oh I'm having a fantasy)

Nice juxtaposition of username and corresponding post.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

The Sistine Chapel. Guernica. Have One On Me.

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

pitchfork gave this cd a “9.2”

‘nuff said.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Makes a fella glad he decided to start writing for PM again. Probably will never hear this album, keeping my Joanna Newsom non-streak alive.

T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you need help getting it out of the paper sleeve?

man, those sleeves are a pain

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Comments in a Dommy P Tori Amos review >>>> these ones.

80085 (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

only a sexist would give this album a bad review

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Luckiliy pitchfork sees the genius of this album and awarded it with a 9.2. Suck on that !

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

It is easy to say that Tusk, and Sandinista are masterpieces, everybody knows that. But at the time, it divided critics, they called it too big. And that’s what this guy is saying overall. There is no filler, everything is in its place, and the 3 disc thing is a way to help people to listen to it the right way!

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

lol i wanted to actually listen to this album and like it but now i'm not so sure

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

People only cite Pitchfork, but this album has received already 3 perfect scores, and the rest of them rated near perfect (4 stars or 4.5) based on more than 15 reviews. This is the lowest review so far, and unless you count Rolling Stone, it will be the only negative one.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

did she record this with albini?

for HOOM the bell tolls (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

No. O'Rourke mixed though.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Still my favorite:

How dare the reviewer not worship at the feet of Her Squeakiness!!! How dare the reviewer not find her triple disc opus enchanting and mesmerizing!!! She plays a harp! A harp!!! The greatness inherent in that should be readily apparent to anyone with ears!! Elf music lives forever! FTW!!! The Travelocity Gnome rates this album a perfect 11 out of 10 Gnomish Tunics and the shill at Pitchfork has 9.2 chubby for this album, so take that and stroke it PopMatters!!! Exclamation points for all things Joanna!!!!!!!!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

http://search.twitter.com/search?q=joanna+newsom

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/erik_davis/status/9540916552

Loved his piece on Ys.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Twitter:

Pauliwhirl: There's this one with guitar, Bulgarian tambura, banjo, kora, and THREE HARPS OVERLAID. FUCK YES, JOANNA NEWSOM.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Haven't read this yet, but someone linked to it on Twitter: http://music-mix.ew.com/2010/02/23/joanna-newsom-interview-have-one-on-me/

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

# WAITING FOR JOANNA NEWSOM TO LEAK. 11:41 AM Feb 19th via web

# AHHHHHHH DOWNLOAD FASTER 1:31 PM Feb 19th via web

# OMG OMG JOANNA NEWSOM. 8:32 PM Feb 19th via web

# YES. YES, JOANNA NEWSOM. OMG YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN FRAT PARTY. 9:14 PM Feb 19th via web

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

innocent fairy prince sullied & sexualised by music business is certainly a trope on JN messageboards

she's been singing about sex (albeit: weirdly) since her first album!

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyone taking bets as to whether she'll be on a Twilight soundtrack eventually?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

who cares?

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100223/Joanna-Newsom_240.jpg

am liking this look, maybe too much side boob?

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

From the review ksh just linked -- is this an indirect response to J0hn D.'s comment, upthread?

EW: Some people do look at a song as a chore if it’s over 10 minutes. They might say, “This is good, but I have to warn you—it’s ten minutes long and has a harp.”

JN: (laughs) Yeah, I understand that, but of course when a person writes music—I guess this isn’t the case with some death metal music where the intention is slightly different—but in general I feel when someone’s writing something it’s because it sounds good to them. Their instinct is to do what sounds pretty, and sounds good, and to me that’s what I do. So obviously when I hear it I go, “good job, self, you’ve made a song that sounded the way you want it to sound.” And then of course there’s not that many people who feel the same way about it. But there’s enough.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

who cares?

You will be.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

For reference, J0hn's comment:

yeah if I'm listening to 13-minute epic songs in a rock/pop mode they better have a shredding solo and some wicked distortion or I want my money back, that is just how I break it down to an extent

xpost to myself

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

[q]who cares?

You will be.

[/q]

weird choice of... verb?

http://z.about.com/d/bestsellers/1/0/O/3/-/-/I_Am_America.jpg

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

also drag city is gonna sell a lot of this album--by 2010 standards anyway.

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Emphasis on the "drag" for this long-ass album, amirite?

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

D+

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll be here all week!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

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ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

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I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't care why he's gone or what his deal is - I demand the presence of L0u1s Jagg3r on this thread

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

seconded

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

does anyone know any women that tolerate Ms. Newsome?

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

my chick likes her

max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I will have to endure a long spiel about "the artistry" of this album before I decide not to listen to it.

Captain Ahab, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

don't you mean the ARRRRRRRRRRR-tistry, Ahab?

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

does anyone know any women that tolerate Ms. Newsome?

I hear there's one, evidently somebody who dates ilxor.com user "max"

other than that, no

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i think she probably tolerates herself, she seems fairly self-confident

max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

friend of mine met his now-wife at a joanna newsom concert. true story.

tylerw, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

it is true that a lot of women reserve a special level of distaste for her. though maybe that's just "a lot of _people_"??

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I've convinced every girlfriend I've had since her debut that she is a goddess (to the point that they become simultaneously jealous/in love themselves)

Space Is The Place, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Most of the women I know like her more than I do.

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

"I'm leaving you."
"Why?"
"I, umm...you know what? I'm in love with that singer you love so much."
"Joanna Newsome?"
"Yeah, Joanna Newsome. I love her too much to be with you any more. You understand, right?"
"Yeah! Absolutely!"
"Cool. I sent Joanna Newsome the money I owe you, too, OK?"
"Of course!"
"You're the best. See you at the Joanna Newsome show next fall?"
"See you there!"
scene

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

applause

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah she seems to have a pretty big fanbase among 20-something women. Not sure where this "women hate her" thing comes from.

Ari (whenuweremine), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

30-something women?

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Uh-oh

Moodles, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

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ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Who is "joanna fucking newsom" and is there also a "joanna staying-pure-until-marriage newsom" out there?

xpost

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

what a horribly formed "joke"

HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

tumblrs very much in character

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I love how ksh consistently & mercilessly equates volume with import

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

He must consider Robert Pollard to be the most consistently awesome songwriter ever!

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I love how ksh consistently & mercilessly equates volume with import

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.)

Explain?

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, I see.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

her titties ain't that big

KOOL-AID MAN, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

are you talking about Joanna Newsom or the hipster puppy (you sick fuck)?

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

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This is me saying, "wow, there are a lot of people talking about this (many of whom, of course, are just zinging)," not "this is important."

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

she's been singing about sex (albeit: weirdly) since her first album!

― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 8:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

oh for sure!, but there's a cultish sect perturbed by her departing from the insular world they imagined her in. i recall reading up on her australian shows and just about getting some idea of a setlist in between fans reassuring one another that she was wearing her hair down, wasn't wearing any high-fashion clothes or hotpants, etc etc. i wrote & deleted a long post cataloguing some of these insane JN-fan insecurities awhile ago, it's kinda hard to preserve anonymity. they're particularly frenzied re: baby birch.

Norman Mail (schlump), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

OMG SHE HAS HER HAIR UP

REAL ELVES DON'T PUT THEIR HAIR UP

SHE ISN'T A PIXIE, SHE IS A SELLOUT

FUCK YOU JOANNA NEWSOM, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ALBERTO V.05

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

We sit here stranded, though we're all doin' our best to deny it

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

this is the most gorgeous thing I've heard in a really long time

jesus. what the hell.

gman59, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

If I'm hyperbolic when talking about Newsom's music--and I know that, at times, I am--it's because I really appreciate what she's doing, I really like her first two records, and I'm looking forward to listening to the new one soon. She's one of my favorite artists. But I'm not claiming that she's objectively the "greatest artist" or something, and I'm not claiming that other people are incorrect in their distaste for her.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

why haven't you listened to the new one yet

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

so, like, what's goin' on here?

your favorite toy dinosaur ruined my asshole (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

*straightens collar*

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

ah, nothing

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

no anger here - just pity

tylerw, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

yay!

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

ksh, I don't understand -- why did you rush out to buy the new album from one of your favorite artists this morning, but you haven't bothered to listen to it now that it's actually in your hands?

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

his hands aren't a cd player

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

not all of us can come from the future, ilxor

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

he loaded the CD already!

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Had to tag the first and third disc myself. iTunes was able to pull in the art. Genre: harpcore

― ksh, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:18 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I take that back

welcome from the future, ksh CDplayerhands

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

he's waiting for the sun to set over the mountains of mordor iirc

tylerw, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Where is Sick Mouthy when we need him around to champion the virtues of traditional CD players and high-quality sound systems vs. cheap laptop speakers? Woe unto ksh... he knows not what his ears are missing.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

(They are missing three-part harpmonies (i.e., harp-harmonies), apparently.)

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

so, like, what's goin' on here?

― your favorite toy dinosaur ruined my asshole (acoleuthic)

THE LORD HAS HEARD MY PRAYER

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I bought it, imported it, and got caught up in other things; I'm still going to listen to it today.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

you hate joanna newsome, don't you

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

TIP: click "play" in iTunes and you can listen to it while you post!

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

guys

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm gonna listen to Ys, right now

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

all the way through

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I sent word to JN through a mutual friend that ksh had dissed her and devoted most of 2/23/10 to pointless non-HOOM activities

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

she cried fwiw and has renounced music

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

ksh is, clearly, not having one on her.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

harpcore

see if the itunes defaults consistently applied such great genre tags to my mp3s i might let it do its work. but typically it's more like "indie/alternative" if i pop in john fahey or "blues" when i pop in tabu ley rochereau ... or the dreaded "world" tag.

j0hn check the merle haggard thread ok?

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

this is all a great shame, because I may be about to join her cohort

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

the milk in his eyes...crocodile tears xpost

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

what a horribly formed "joke"

― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten)

If you liked that one, you'll love this Twitter blog I found the other day, 1000 record reviews in a year or some shit...

Darn... forgot the name of it.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

it's called 1000 Times Yes

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

also godspeed LJ

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Godspeed You Black Jaggemperor!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

what a horribly formed "joke"

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

what a horribly formed "post"

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I sent word to JN through a mutual friend that ksh had dissed her and devoted most of 2/23/10 to pointless non-HOOM activities

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.)

Amazing.

see if the itunes defaults consistently applied such great genre tags to my mp3s i might let it do its work.

Thanks! I made up "harpcore" myself. (iTunes couldn't name two of the discs, and I think it put the other one under alternative or something.)

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

yo i just wanna pop into this harp dingbat thread and say what up to my mellow lou1s j@gger, keep it crackulatin in the u-kayzy for swayze.

for HOOM the bell tolls (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

hey matt, hey guys - only gonna post on impt threads until June

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

for HOOM the bell tolls (M@tt He1ges0n)

Great, great display name.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

for HOOM the bell tolls (M@tt He1ges0n),

Matt you are a god among us

ksh jn is really pissed at you about this not listening stuff, you better call her stat

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

CALL HER ON THE UNICORN PHONE

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

from now on JN shall be known as "Stat"

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Stat Newsome, the world's greatest snooker player, dominating the competition with her fabled unicorn cue

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

(I used to work with a dude whose initials are JN who recently started a Facebook group talking about how Scott Brown had betrayed Republicans by voting to allow debate on the Democrats' jobs bill go forward so large chunks of this thread are very disorienting to me until I remember we're talking about everyone's favorite squawking fae)

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

ksh jn is really pissed at you about this not listening stuff, you better call her stat

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.)

Called her ten minutes ago to do damage control; she'll keep making music as long as HOOM remains my album of the year, whether I've listened to it or not.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

901 posts and no big HOOM aka jokes?

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link

would you hit play already

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Still hoping for a ksh liveblog.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

you're making unicorns cry

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

unicorns dandelions and daffodils
baleen whales and wailing krill
slipping slenderly slotted spoons
falling into waiting wombs

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

What a disaster for unicorns.

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

UOI'mHAF, are those lyrics for real? he he

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link

jesus ilxor i seriously thought you had made a joke URL there...

wow...what does this ethereal hussy do to otherwise rational dongs?

for HOOM the bell tolls (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

that blog post is about a dude who hates joanna newsom, and a dude who is ashamed of liking her

max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

hang on wait this is the third track

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

surprise in both directions

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

wow...what does this ethereal hussy do to otherwise rational dongs?

Huge lol in the office, gawwwd!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Length of Symphonies
Symphonies grew out of opera overtures, and the earliest are 8-10 minutes long. By the time of Haydn and Mozart in the late 18th century they ran 20-30 minutes. Beethoven expanded the size; his shortest are about 25 minutes, but his 3rd runs 55 minutes and his 9th runs 70 minutes. The length of CDs was supposedly picked by a record-company executive who said, "Make it long enough to fit Beethoven's Ninth." The next generation (Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann) were mostly shorter again (about 35 minutes), but Berlioz's Symphonie fantastique runs 50 minutes. Most late 19th century symphonies (Brahms, Tchaikovsky, Dvorak) run 40-50 minutes, but other composers (Bruckner, Mahler) run longer. Mahler's 3rd runs about 2 hours and is, I think, in the Guinness Book of World Records. After Mahler, most symphonies were much shorter. Prokofiev's 1st "Classical" is only 12 minutes. Most 20th century symphonies are 20-30 minutes, though others are 40-45 and a few run as long as 70 minutes.

M.V., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

louis you are completely making my day just by being you and i thank you. also, I know jn was quoted a few minutes ago as having said that she is completely over ksh and is now firmly in the lj admiration society so you're in like flynn my man, congratulation

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

RIP ksh

ksh, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

serious real talk here for a second: Ys should have been indexed, marketed and released as one 50-minute song

further serious real talk: if I ever rubbished this album without listening to it, I take that back. it's pretty good. I think it works because it seems so improvised, so unpredictable...it's a musical journey through one person's fresh inspiration, and I dig that. the strings may occasionally threaten to veer the wrong side of Jean-Pierre Jeunet but they're kept in sufficient check, and deployed with sufficient craft, to be on the whole a boon.

it's not world-ending brilliance, but I like it and am pleased I gave over time to listen to it.

triple-albums suck tho

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

lj have you heard the new cathedral

that shit is off the chain

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

dude I am a *huge* fan of Chrome Hoof which is the Smee brothers' disco-metal side-project - given the quality of that, it's a pretty surefire bet I'll dig Cathedral, so yeah I'll be on that just as soon as Joanna lets me outta the bedroom

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

There are no new cathedrals.

M.V., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

joanna peesom

― (uh oh I'm having a fantasy)

Lou1s, can you kindly confirm/deny fantasy's fantasy for us?

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

ever wondered why it's called "sawdust & diamonds"?

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

No, but I have wondered about "the milk-eyed mender"...

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

nights in get pretty wild when you're knocking socks with semi-sylvan indie harpists

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

"tastes like unicorn tears"

MY RUSTIC CHURCHWARDEN PIPE TOBACCOS; WITH RED T-SHIRT OF SURF (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

heavens, what luck! she's in musth!

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

looooooouis!

(aka something good came out of this godforsaken thread)

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

thread is totally classic

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

gotta wade thru too many ilxor posts and ksh (i'm kidding! no maybe i'm not!) posts

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link

the next artist on my iTunes is Jobriath, which feels quite apt somehow

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Joanna Poosom

Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

newsome/jobraith/virgin prunes trifecta of emoting doom

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

gotta wade thru too many ilxor posts and ksh (i'm kidding! no maybe i'm not!) posts

Nothing to say except you should've known this would get a reply from me. Which doesn't mean I have anything particularly useful to say (I don't), just that I'm giving you one more post to wade through. ;-)

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

The pictures in the liner notes might as well be from a Calvin Klein ad. And sweet jesus I had no idea her legs were so ridiculously long.

I'm impressed with the album after one listen. Reining in her voice and the overwrought/melodramatic moments of Ys plays to her advantage, in my opinion. She also sounds more confident and relaxed, which in turn has the songs breathing accordingly.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

album of the decade

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

MY RUSTIC CHURCHWARDEN PIPE TOBACCOS; WITH RED T-SHIRT OF SURF (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

magna carta -> gutenburg -> HOOM

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

too bad she couldn't have found space on this triple-disc to duet with ex-hold steady keyboardist, Fancy von Mustache.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Jobriath -> Mika -> Cathedral

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

What does HOOM stand for?
Holy Order of MANS (Monastic New Age group most of whose members converted to Eastern Orthodoxy)

This definition appears very rarely and is found in the following Acronym Finder categories:

* Organizations, NGOs, schools, universities, etc.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Holy Order of MANS

if this revelation does not result in 1p3 feline photoshopping bacchanale I am asking for my money back

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I Love Joanna Newsom

Read true personal stories, chat & get advice, support and help from a group of 7 people who all say 'I Love Joanna Newsom'

http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Love-Joanna-Newsom/183429

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

...just finished listening to HOOM...my immediate impressions are varied. I don't think it's as sonically ambitious or melodically satisfying as Ys/but there are some stunning moments on this record. The songs that were previewed by Drag City, all stand-out in addition to Baby Birch, and the remarkable Go Long. Again, Newsom's lyrics shine throughout, and she continues her naturalist focus.

tincub, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

"all stand-out in addition to Baby Birch, and the remarkable Go Long"

funny. those are the "repetetive, boring one-line-melody" songs that i talked about before, but it seems lots of people like them.

Zeno, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I find this far more melodically rich than Ys, but perhaps that is a casualty of my regarding Ys with extreme suspicion and suspended boredom for so long. I don't know.

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link

ok this is streaming on npr for the curious

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:10 (fourteen years ago) link

good intentions paving and jackrabbit are nice...she's toned down the voice a lot which i guess jibes with what i read in the interview way upthread?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm gonna buy this and enjoy it more than ksh

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

ok this is streaming on npr for the curious masochistic

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

her tryouts for the somewhat other music styles than before are the best songs on the record.
(paving company,jackrabbits,soft as chalk..)

Zeno, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

yes am i imagining things or is there no harp on some tracks?

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

iirc there is no harp on some tracks

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Listening momentarily.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh man, here we go. Be back in two hours.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link

make sure to take a bathroom break

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link

pack a sandwitch

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Update @ about 10 minutes in: there's no way I'm going to listen to all two hours of this straight through.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Believe me, I'm laughing at myself.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

haha. he's been broken in under 10 minutes.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

not enough high-register warbling vocals, eh?

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I hear a chorus of ilxors mocking every note, and I'm waiting for a stampede of unicorns to break down the wall in front of me and smash into my computer.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm mocking now, and i haven't even heard a note

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

She's singing about daddy longlegs and I can't stop laughing. I hate all of you.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

:-)

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Man, I'm going to have to listen to this on a day off from ILM. I just can't concentrate. Turning on Dinosaur Jr.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Still my album of the year though, no lie.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh man, "'81" is gorgeous.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

dude

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Que, find another thread to troll, I'm livebloggin'

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought you were listening to Dinosaur

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/kirmit.gif

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

What's with the livefroggin'?

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

thinking about getting this record. waiting to see how the liveblogging goes though.

tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

guess he fell asleep

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Just made it to disc two, and so far I agree with what max said upthread:

i mean this is like the simplest, easiest, most cliched thing to say about it, but it just sounds like shes "maturing as an artist." theres no dramatic shift in tone or sound, just a solidifying of her skills, like shes getting more and more comfortable with what she does.

― max

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

8:40 p.m., Feb. 23: Fell asleep listening to disc 2 of HOOM. Dreamed dreams of ethereal hussies, sinister jaggers and bandits on the king's highway.

tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't wait to pick up the vinyl
Just so I can listen at 45 rpm

Megadeth Panel (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

People who liked the songs on Ys but found the production a little too suffocating might like this one more; there's definitely more space.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

She's singing about daddy longlegs and I can't stop laughing. I hate all of you.

― ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:05 (1 hour ago) Permalink

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2251/2336726148_0e9f9ec9df.jpg?v=0

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahahahhahaha

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Hahahahahaha

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

someone is otm'img themselves itt

i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I Love anXiety of Influence

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link

"When the lambs is lost in the mountain, he said. They is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf."

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i50.tinypic.com/2w30s9t.jpg

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Finished my first full listen, liking it a LOT better than Ys already. But don't really take a lot of stock in me saying that, as I never fully came around on that one anyway. Definitely some songs I liked a whole lot more than others ("Good Intentions", "Baby Birch", "Esme" and "Kingfisher" all immediately come to mind) but I didn't find myself wanting to skip anyway. This will certainly take a lot more time to digest.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I think the only thing left to do is to make ILX's own Have One On Me like a certain U2 album.

80085 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Nobody notice a 'New York Tendaberry' vibe about this...

sonnyboy, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link

with JN, it helps to listen along while reading the lyrics. It's a very solid record/Go Long, still a favourite.

tincub, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au7gGhIM65g

tincub, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

I think the only thing left to do is to make ILX's own Have One On Me like a certain U2 album.

OMG YES

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

This must be done.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

If Joanna looked like Beth Ditto this thread would only have five messages posted to it.

mottdeterre, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Has anyone here interviewed Beth Ditto in the past 6 months?

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

how many posts would there be if she looked like lady gaga? amy winehouse??

velko, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

If Joanna looked like Beth Ditto this thread would only have five messages posted to it.

Real talk.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

If a harp is strummed in a forest and nobody hears it...

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

... does a baby unicorn die?

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

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max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

just find her preppy/ivy league/entitled steez rly offputting

epic board man (history mayne), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

if Beth Ditto looked like Joanna Newsom, The Gossip would be bigger than Jesus right guys

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Standing In The Way Of Centaur

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i actually thought, then, 'the next post is going to be some kind of pun on standing in the way of control, but with something twee and/or mythical'? and then i hit return?

thomp, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

refresh, rather

thomp, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

she isn't really preppy or ivy league
west coast hippie/art school maybe

velko, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

let me just ask a somewhat loaded question:
if joanna newsom was beth ditto instead - but nothing else were different - how would you feel?

idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

those songs would sound really, really different

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I never would have made my "goose being put through a garlic press" analogy ;_;

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i like mama cass and francoise hardy - how can this be?

velko, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

so wait if joanna newsom was in the gossip and sang and beth ditto rode unicorns and dated the cast of SNL, how would i feel? is that the question?

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

yes

idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i would feel. . . strange

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

has anyone written about the influence of the Waldorf School on Joanna Newsom's music/lyrics? Cuz it's gotta be huge.

tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i think beth ditto can sing better than JN, for one thing.

also, i feel sorry for that poor unicorn

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i hope we're on the same page here que fwiw

idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

has anyone written about the influence of the Waldorf School on Joanna Newsom's music/lyrics? Cuz it's gotta be huge.

I thought she was more of the Statler School

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i hope we're on the same page here que fwiw

what page would that be

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

5

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Come anticipate Kill Bill with me

idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

statler school?

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I would still find both appalling and listen to neither.

xxxxxxxxxposts

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, what does statler school mean? hotel management? seriously though, I think Newsom is deep into Waldorf stuff!

tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I was wondering something similar -- would I like Newsom's compositions more if they were sung by someone else. At this point I've gotta imagine anything would be an improvement over her voice.

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

oh jesus, i've been pwned by a muppet joke

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

a++ kevin

epic board man (history mayne), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay you people who aren't getting the Statler joke are disgusting savages etc.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Hahahahaha keep bringing the lols Joanna Newsom thread!

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

its funny how much her voice turns ppl off

max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

ohhhh i get it. ha.

tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i listened to one of the new songs yesterday and i could not stop laughing at her voice.

still want to see her on the muppet show, though.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

its funny how much her voice turns ppl off

I'm just not a big fan of anything that sounds like Joni Mitchell stabbed occasionally by a cattle prod.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

you guys have no idea how delighted you have made me

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

still want to see her on the muppet show, though.

Which one would she duet with?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

kermit?

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Sweetums would be great.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I vote Mahna Mahna.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

come on, has to be a duet with Fozzie

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

SWEETUMS

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Dude looks like a freak-folk roadie anyway.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

AND THEN HE COULD EAT HER WHEN THEY ARE DONE

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

(had to google sweetums, never knew that thing's name)

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

And hey, he's got a good public speaking rep!

http://www.grayclouds.net/adam/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/sweetums.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zdu2zeiJ1Y

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

But he hangs around with suspicious people sometimes:

http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/sweetums-784013.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

ya i dunno... its a weird voice sure but... its not ugly?

max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Have now listened. I think it's her weakest album by a considerable margin, by far the least melodic, the least well-sung, the least in control of its dynamics, and the least, um, retroactively prepossessing.

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

it's not ugly, but it sounds like she's putting a "baby" voice on at times as she sings

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

oh it is pretty ugly sometimes

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd246/dc19124/snoop.gif

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Fo shizzle.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

her voice is HIDEOUS

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I WOULDNT CALL IT UGLY THOUGH I AGREE IT IS HIDEOUS

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

some people like her music, some people don't like her music, none of us have anything insightful to say, and Mr. Que still isn't funny. lock thread.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i like his use of all caps.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd love to see Judy Collins Sings Joanna Newsom. Might actually redeem a ton of these tracks for me.

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Glad to see this devolved into yet another argument about her voice.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

she mewls like a baby tiger; this is the direction I think ILX's Newsom fanfic should head in - big cats

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

xxxxpost -- I think that post means you've just unlocked Level 4 on here.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.diychatroom.com/attachments/f51/8178d1234431968-field-mice-cats.jpg

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

im interested in getting to the bottom of what people hate so much about her voice--cuz its not like a "oh well shes always flat" or something right? like there is something about her tone that seems to cause some kind of visceral reaction in mordy and dan

max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost -- Fizzgig?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I think Regina Spektor singing Joanna Newsom's songs would be pretty great.

xp: For me, it is the extreme nasal tone combined with the baby lisping.

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Alright Que, the cat made me laugh

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

have you listened to the new one dan? not saying youll like it--the affectations are a little toned down tho.

max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

she mewls like a baby tiger

wo she couldn't get closer than THIS...

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

extreme nasal tone, and also her voice has a very sticky sounding character to me -- like almost mucous'y, like maybe her throat is coated in something.

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

part of it is that some people just hate the timbre of her voice, and that hatred is exacerbated by the words she's singing. some people also think her voice is an "affectation," which she talks about in that Erik Davis piece on Ys, i believe

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Mark G wins

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Like, if she didn't sing entirely through her nose 24/7 and she enunciated, I wouldn't be as bothered by the extreme reediness of her tone, but she does all of these things that make her voice less of an instrument and more of a laser weapon currently under investigation by the UN.

xp: Haven't heard the new one yet; if the affectations are toned down I would likely be able to pay more attention to what she's doing musically. From what I can tell she is a great musician with a voice I don't particularly want to ever hear.

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm actually listening to this now...never heard her before.

it's not that bad actually...this first song reminds me of like "lionheart" era kate bush kinda when kate was more trad piano type production.

i'm not sure if i like it or i was just all hyped up totally hate it and now i'm kinda :/

for HOOM the bell tolls (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Greq05zAS9g

okay YES this is much, much better (and hits on/changes pretty much everything I was complaining about)

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

there's def a strong "grain of the voice" with her, very bodily produced, and it sounds very fleshy and gross i think is the issue i have with it. like it sounds like all the gross bits of the body. her voice doesn't sound like it's coming from somewhere deep, and the things i love about voices (their thickness, lushness, the way they sound coming out of a mouth) are totally absent here.

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

haha h8rs coming around

max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

screw Beth Ditto...imagine Beth GIBBONS singing these songs, Mr Perry

(anyone know a good hypnotist?)

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYl0uLrXP7U

I mean, there's no comparison IMO. In one, she's singing, in the other she's being tortured.

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

imagine Joanna Newsom singing Beth by Kiss

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean so far this shit ain't that different from say this kate song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xakoLYwokBo

^btw this clip is awesome <3

but actually now i'm listening and there's no comparing them as vocalists...kate is so fucking street real with her vocal talent, top 5 dead or alive...

but still i dunno it's not THAT far off in the continuum of music from like Candlemass to C&C Music Factory

for HOOM the bell tolls (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

yr setting her up for failure when you compare her to KB! but remember that shes only 3 albums into her career & still figuring out what she does

max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i heard she "does" unicorns

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

a bit of a hasty conclusion, but from what i've heard, her voice is much better on this disc.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

(i've heard some of the NPR stream and the video embeds on this thread)

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i hesitate to call it 'better' since i never had a problem with her voice on the other two albums. but yeah--its less... affected but no less unique. imo.

max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

is this album any good

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

"less affected" is good enough for me as a description

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

kate is so fucking street real

oh word

epic board man (history mayne), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

is this album any good

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 12:48 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya it is

max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

the only vocal stylings I have a problem with are the laddish affectations of British indie frontmen who throw in 'oh-oh-oh-ohhh' or 'yeeeeah' every other breath, in order to fill the space where a cutting lyrical sentiment could be, and doubtless to bolster the most thinly-veiled empty-head-onism youth, minor fame and a recording contract can buy. it is akin to watching a rapist pluck a dandelion for his next victim

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i wonder what kind of monster you will be at 40

thomp, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

pluckage

velko, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf are you even talking about, lj

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

got y'all a dandelion

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lj u are my boo

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

This kind of shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlMfV7A3V00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVLqo7C-WwA

All of the above are sex-offending morons.

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh Christ.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

If Joanna looked like Beth Ditto this thread would only have five messages posted to it.

― mottdeterre, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 11:44 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ridiculous double reverse sexist garbage imo btw

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

CAD is OTM btw - that statement didn't get lampooned quite enough

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

What the album does contain is more than two hours of exquisitely beautiful songs over three discs, performed with a new singing voice after the old one quite literally disappeared.

Newsom developed vocal cord nodes in spring 2009, and all that came out when she opened her mouth “was like the hiss on opening a Coke can”. For two months she went around with a notebook, forbidden from singing, speaking or even crying. “In fact crying was the absolutely worst thing I could do to my voice. So I was constantly telling myself, don’t feel, don’t feel, don’t feel.” On recovering, she mourned when she realised that her old voice was never coming back, though she says she must give “full disclosure” and admit that further vocal modifications have been deliberate.

so yes this is going to convert a lot of h8rs--her voice is like totally different

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, no, sorry. You don't to call anyone "sexist" two posts after calling musicians you don't like sex offenders. Fuck off with that.

(xpost)

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

bless those nodes

velko, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway what I am saying is let JN sing how she goddamn pleases and try to keep your visceral reactions as a matter of personal taste and not an assault upon her character. the only genuinely offensive voices are those modulated to convey empty feeling, hence my post upthread

lol jon you do not understand - I get to do what I like, especially if on both occasions it's 'holding to account the objectification of women' - that issue doesn't have a subjective position IMO

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Unless you have actual proof that those guys are sex offenders (and maybe they are, couldn't give a fuck about either of them enough to know) then, no, you don't get to toss that accusation out there for "holding to account the objectification of women".

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway what I am saying is let JN sing how she goddamn pleases and try to keep your visceral reactions as a matter of personal taste and not an assault upon her character

I'm kind of curious about this, actually: when the objection to her voice is equiv. to 'the guitar on this record is never tuned' (which "she has really annoying tone colour, is nasal, is often flagrantly out of tune*" kind of is) is it really a personal reaction? aren't there kinds of immediate aesthetic judgement which aren't?

*cf. 'sadie', 'three little babes', 'inflammatory writ', 'yarn and glue'

thomp, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

But yes, her voice is miles better on this album, if you ask me. Love it.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

it took me soooo long to adjust to ys because (among other things) i thought she'd started singing too 'well'

thomp, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont know about the flagrantly out of tune bit, but "annoying" is definitely a "personal reaction"

max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I return to ILX to find that mildly caustic turns of phrase have been outlawed? Who's running this show? They're probably not *actual* sex offenders, certainly not convicted, but their music incites sexism. I'll forgive you for not giving a fuck because those songs weren't huge in the States, but they certainly were here, and from a feminist (read: sensible) perspective, that's worrying/problematic. The singers' mannerisms go a long way towards creating an atmosphere of sexual predation. Maybe you hear it completely differently.

Mr. West, whose name I am calling out because shit got heated enough, it is interesting, as long as you can provide an explanation as to why she is singing *WRONGLY*, as opposed to 'differently/uniquely/annoyingly'. What is she doing, that is 'wrong' and improvable? On a purely objective level? Bear in mind that 'often flagrantly out of tune' could well be an aesthetic choice, hence subjective, ditto 'nasal'.

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

The singers' mannerisms go a long way towards creating an atmosphere of sexual predation.

Quoted for absolute fucking ignorance. I mean, really, you honestly believe this shit? You aren't even worth debating with.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

go pluck yourself

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

It's threatening laddish assertion (forced swagger) in songs about desirable females - I can't read it in any other way. Take a chill pill, dude! Everything will be happier in ten minutes.

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

>>ridiculous double reverse sexist garbage imo btw

I meant it as lookist garbage.

mottdeterre, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

whose name I am calling out because shit got heated enough

i'm pretty sure this is the first time this has happened to me on ilx, awesome

ok right:

i. 'annoying' was the wrong choice of word; pretend i said 'really sharp tone colour' though 'sharp' isn't really the right word

ii. i sort of distrust the logic of "it's okay to be singing out of tune as long as it is deliberate and you could do better if you wanted to"

iii. my claim is that if yr aesthetic choices involve a lot of deliberate error, people are perfectly justified to say "well, i don't like error, and i don't care if it is deliberate" - cf. bad free verse, novels written in one paragraph, out of focus photos - & i think this is a category of objection which on some level goes beyond mere personal taste

thomp, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

who gave marc loi the jagg's login?

epic board man (history mayne), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

This is JN's best-sung album in the same sense that Nashville Skyline is Dylan's best-sung album.

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i really didn't like her voice until this record, but i don't think it was out of tune, just extreme, but then again i didn't listen to it enough to know for sure

velko, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd hate to hear what lj thinks of Mick Jagger and any other sixties rock singer ever that had "swagger" when singing about a desirable female.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

there's the odd belter or bellowed moment where it's very obvious/deliberate (listed these earlier) ; also moments where she goes squeaky and misses the note

xpost i'd hate it if maybe LJ thinking modern brit indie was a bit rapey maybe had to become its own thread and not bother us here: that would be terrible

thomp, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

"You call that singing?"

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll deal with iii because that's where the meat of the argument is (although 'tone colour' is something I think varies naturally rather than intentionally - prove me wrong)...

my claim is that if yr aesthetic choices involve a lot of deliberate error, people are perfectly justified to say "well, i don't like error, and i don't care if it is deliberate" - cf. bad free verse, novels written in one paragraph, out of focus photos - & i think this is a category of objection which on some level goes beyond mere personal taste

The issue here is whether Newsom is making errors, or valid musical choices. Unless she's failing to do something she's trying to do, I'd never accuse her of error. Is she failing to do something she's trying to do? I know some artistic choices can sabotage others, and thus the failure is that of creating a cogent artistic statement - I'd venture to say that if she does make an error, this might be it. But how? I think her voice works well enough with her instrument.

generally dislike the Stones fwiw - and yeah, they're pretty monstrous when it comes to women, although this doesn't have much to do with my opinion of them. at least they were a little more straightforward about their sexual wants. didn't sugar-coat it in false sensitivity.

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost i'd hate it if maybe LJ thinking modern brit indie was a bit rapey maybe had to become its own thread and not bother us here: that would be terrible

Nah, pretty much not even worth the discourse at this point. Back to Newsom talk please.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

what are you guys doing to the great thread of love

can't we get back to the edenic time on this thread when we were all united in lols @ unicorns

gotta get back to the garden guys

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

generally dislike the Stones fwiw - and yeah, they're pretty monstrous when it comes to women, although this doesn't have much to do with my opinion of them. at least they were a little more straightforward about their sexual wants. didn't sugar-coat it in false sensitivity.

― joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 6:36 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark

Moral: you have to be creepy. You have to make your fuck-want clear from the beginning, even if you choose to go smooth and disguise it as "romantic interest". I understand that the romantic interest route is very popular.

epic board man (history mayne), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

here I'll start:

http://unicorns.wizardio.com/images/unicorn.jpg

A THIMBLE'S WORTH OF MILKY LOLS

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i.friendfeed.com/d089b9a8bdd910dbdf258265e09014ac822484fe

i kind of think of this every time someone complains about her mentioning sex

thomp, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

http://curvature.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/fiona-4.jpg

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

What is she doing, that is 'wrong' and improvable?

The stranglulated nasal whine that was putting a ton of forced stress on her vocal chords is what gave her nodes; the new way she is singing is freer, more open and healthier. You can tell that entirely from the timbre of her voice on older records vs that new song Iposted.

btw weren't you supposed to be banned from ILX until you finished grad school?

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread needed LJ, grad school be damned

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

http://jhstrega7.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the-killing-of-the-unicorn.jpg

Cheers Dan, that's a pretty good explanation, although it's more of a technical point than a criticism of her art (although I appreciate that for you it's that too).

I uh...got the batsignal, what can I say. Plus I figured that a forced ILX ban wasn't something I needed; it's a bit like an admission of defeat, and an unnecessary measure. I just need to edit myself from now on. Keep it low-key. Done with great success thus far, I'd say.

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.silverlocusts.com/Graphics/dandelion_book_cover.jpg

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

hey, am i really liking about 1/2 of this album!

the other 1/2 does not offend me. have no idea why her voice offends. irritates, i guess. offends?

reflexive diatribes against "ivy league"/"privilege" (however they might apply to J.N.) = some straight up B.S.

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

did you play the clip of one of her old songs with her old way of singing?

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

mills college is sort of a west coast seven sisters i guess

velko, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

The stranglulated nasal whine that was putting a ton of forced stress on her vocal chords is what gave her nodes;

was wondering about whether or not this was the case

Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

She was probably singing from her throat rather than her diaphragm, a common mistake made by untrained singers that can easily lead to thin, reedy tone and jacked up vocal cords.

When I saw her perform on the Ys tour, she seemed to have this under much better control, but I guess it was too little too late.

Moodles, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

bob dylan's larynx must look like a craggy mountain range at this point

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Indeed, indeed, everywhere one goes these days, one risks hearing another of these hillbillies or jass singers braying and squawking from a neighbor's gramophone.

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

who's responsible for this http://huggingthenewjoannanewsomalbum.tumblr.com/

tylerw, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

BOOK DEAL

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

None of those people are really hugging the record though. The first dude almost is, I guess.

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky97tpjLzi1qzxv7po1_400.jpg

Which one of you is this?

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

;)

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i knew it was you!

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

then why did u ask

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

http://fuckyeahjoannanewsom.tumblr.com/

ksh, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Heaven has no words for the way you and your friends have treated poor Louis.

Turangalila, Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

lol I did come in a bit brashly with the off-topic feminist mudslinging, even if it was to illustrate a defence of JN whom up until yesterday I was pretty sure I didn't like much

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

That was a line from the title track, LJ. :P

Turangalila, Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

clearly that's her take on the whole LJ-ILX debacle

Turangalila, Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Ha! Well as JD said, she's totally hopped on my bandwagon; lyrical dedications are the least I expect. I may have to give this record a listen at some stage - I'm not bursting at the collar to do so but I've completely made my peace with JN. May she fulfil her vision. Like I said amid the sound and fury, Ys should have been indexed, marketed and released as a single piece, and I'm a little hesitant to deal with an album of hers that contains so many discrete bits of music. I can't imagine listening to the individual songs of Ys.

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Sawdust & Diamonds and maybe Cosmia work pretty well by themselves imo. But then I'm one of those people who think the rest was dragged down by VDP's orchestral muck.

Laurie & I got this new one on LP this past Monday but haven't really listened, I think we will tonight.

sleeve, Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

it will change your life

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyblvkt2Tq1qzclhao1_400.jpg

appears to be both sleeping and drinking champagne in the back of a car - 1st class WKIW material.

I have listened to this album and I like it. Won't be sure how much it's changed the world till I listen to it in my magical hidden cave, tho.

(as one of the crazy overenthusiastic fans I can't work out how much I mean that.)

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

@tylerw @ksh @Mr. Que

It was me, loves! Mwah! (Re: http://huggingthenewjoannanewsomalbum.tumblr.com/)

Ursell Anning, Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Hahaha! So great. And I'm quoted next to Stereogum, The Village Voice, and Carles under the title. Thanks!

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I fear the parody blogs.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 February 2010 01:49 (fourteen years ago) link

http://huggingnedraggett.tumblr.com ?

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 25 February 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Everyone should fear that.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 February 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh wow, sweet: Mike Powell reviewed the record!

http://www.villagevoice.com/2010-02-23/music/joanna-newsom-somewhat-simplified

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link

My only thing about the hugging-the-record Tumblr is that none of the people on it are actually hugging the record, except for maybe on guy but it's hard to tell.

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link

*one

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link

all of those "huggers" need professional help

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link

ok...so i've listened to this 3 times through//and the only song i'm not really feeling as yet is Ribbon Bows

tincub, Thursday, 25 February 2010 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Is that second hugger Mike White?

dylan's craggy larynx (jaymc), Thursday, 25 February 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

hey, that village voice article isn't terrible!

by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 25 February 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

although i think maybe he gets some lyrics wrong and consequently understates their weirdness.

by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 25 February 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't want to be flip about this, because I do think Newsom is someone who rewards a patient and curious ear, but I've listened to the album twice now and I'm still waiting for it to click with me. Lots of people seem to be welcoming her new, mellower, more rounded voice; me, I never had a problem with the old one, and I miss its raw spark. More than that, though, I'm just not finding a lot to latch onto. There's something to be said for giving the songs more space, but I *liked* that Ys seemed to breathlessly spiral from one dynamic melody to the next. "Good Intentions Paving Company" is the only one so far that's made my ears perk up. But again: she's not someone I write off easily, so I'll be digging in further.

dylan's craggy larynx (jaymc), Thursday, 25 February 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

@ksh There will be more huggy/makey-outy ones to come.

Ursell Anning, Thursday, 25 February 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link

stoked

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

can you wear a daisy-chain and ride a pony in the next one? it would do her music justice :)

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe most importantly, her lyrics are easier to follow and harder to tune out.

"Easier to follow" I get, "harder to tune out" I don't. Newsom's first two records were filled with this marvelously dense poetry bubbling with polysyllables and sung so up-front and eagerly, it was almost impossible to tune it out. And I'm someone who tunes out lyrics as a matter of course. I guess his point is that all of that relentless thorniness was wearying; maybe my point is that that's what it takes for someone like me to pay attention to words.

dylan's craggy larynx (jaymc), Thursday, 25 February 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link

some of these reviews are making it sound like I would really dig this record tbh

think I'll listen to old mercyful fate records instead tho

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link

J0hn, have you heard any of her older stuff?

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

you're joking right? I was a pretty big stan for Milk-Eyed Mender actually, as I've said multiple times on this thread I think she's a pretty great lyricist. but the joys of her music are mere appetizers for the full banquet spread of making fun of people who like her music.

unless you mean pre-MEM in which case no I haven't

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

pre-MEM she recorded under the name "amy grant"

strongohulkingtonsghost, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

No, I wasn't joking! Just missed the part where you mentioned you've heard her stuff before. Somehow. But that's cool!

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

pre-MEM she recorded under the name "amy grant"

ha!

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

amy grant wishes she could write about unicorns as well as joanna newsom

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link

in 2004 I wrote this about her:

Joanna Newsome’s better than, umm, all them other space-alien voiced women with harps who made records this year. (Keep your pants on, haters: I also dug The Milk-Eyed Mender, though the way some of you people started giving it the Bjork treatment — using words like “special,” or, worse, “sacred” — made me wanna spit bile just to maintain a little cosmic balance.)

however I feel I have streamlined my style now and would like to amend that graf to read "lol unicorns"

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link

also joanna newsome will never make a record as good as any of amy grant's records no matter how hard she tries and anybody who says otherwise is wrong & lying

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

that includes amy grant's christmas records btw & also the song "grape, grape joy"

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

amy grant v. joanna newsom is less interesting than amy grant v. easy-e, which was the subject of another brilliant ilx thread.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

*yawn*

guammls (QE II), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

*yawn*

― guammls (QE II), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:20 PM (36 seconds ago)

see we warned you not to listen to HOOM & now you're sleepy

don't blame the messengers man

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

there are presently-working women songwriters who are considerably better than AG who don't get mileage because they don't give christian dudes a born-again boner

velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link

amy grant's charms do not affect only christians. she has shiksappeal.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

lol u mad velko

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i don't know about that... but now i'm rocking "don't break the oath" and have awoken.. must jump around

guammls (QE II), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link

HOOM is a great dance record, it's true.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link

is this woman like a fine wine or what seriously
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/00/61/27/image_7027610.jpg

tylerw, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link

pretty sure baby baby was about a unicorn

Baby, baby, go walkin' through the forest
The birds above a-singin' you a chorus

velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link

man don't even get me started tyler

greatest artist of the 20th century, no exceptions

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't share j0hn's love for her music (it's . . . okay), but she's definitely a cutie.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link

birds just out of frame

http://www.goldenwoodstudio.com/uploads/images/Unicorns/FUN403_Unicorn%20Forest.jpg

velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link

man don't even get me started tyler

greatest artist of the 20th century, no exceptions

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.)

ladies and gentleman, J0hn has joined the chorus of praise for HOOM

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link

uhhhh . . . HOOM is 21st century.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link

he's talking about amy grant, i think.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link

before her, music was a cold emotionless wasteland

I shudder to remember it

xpost of course I'm talking about amy grant

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

what a disaster for my zing

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Baby, baby, go walkin' through the forest
The birds above a-singin' you a chorus

underrated post btw

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

well this is playing out exactly as i hoped

strongohulkingtonsghost, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/3042224345_ac658df896.jpg

picture I took at her concert, seconds before I first learned how to feel

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Joanna Newsom's music made me human again, after years of feeling numb to everything

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

so, to sum up: 1) listen to mercyful fate 2) listen to amy grant 3) no unicorns

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

it made me realize that special, spiritual, cosmos-disturbing music is possible in a post-In the Aeroplane Over the Sea world

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link

john i've sure you've felt that before, many times

strongohulkingtonsghost, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link

3) no unicorns

you make me sad. take it back.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link

hoping j0hn didn't learn how to feel for the first time during that concert

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

the concert taught me to feel

I remember the time before it as a vast frozen expanse in which no one felt love & nothing mattered to anyone

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link

daniel you can have narwhals if it'll make you happy, they are more badass anyway

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://exoticanimallover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/narwhalstusking.jpg

i'll take it. certainly better than killer whales, given today's news.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i49.tinypic.com/2lke6vm.jpg

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, yeah, listening to the first disc again tonight. "Good Intentions" and "Baby Birch" are both outstanding.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

btw Amy Grant is one of the nicest human beings on Earth

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i believe you
http://amygrant.offramp.org/albums/ag/1u.jpg

tylerw, Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Vision Creation Newsom would be a good display name

Venus in Fursuit (Future_Perfect), Thursday, 25 February 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Doctor Strange, Sorcerer Supreme #15
March 1990, Marvel Comics.

Christian singer Amy Grant sued when Marvel Comics used her photo on the cover of this comic titled, "Vampires on Broadway".[20]

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 25 February 2010 06:25 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/CCM/amy_grant-exposed.htm

velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda wish someone would summarize the last 500 posts for me. All I see are unicorns and amy grant.

Cunga, Thursday, 25 February 2010 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link

wait is all this amy grant discussion like 80% sincere, 20% lightly ironic? or some other dynamic? this whole thread has been confusing me.

by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 25 February 2010 07:53 (fourteen years ago) link

unicorns are noble, righteous beings.

Of HOOMan Bondage (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 February 2010 08:05 (fourteen years ago) link

im kind of with jaymc w/r/t to the lyrics on this--nothing quite as dense or arresting or (to me) powerful, at least based on what I hear.

but the arrangements are gorgeous and the songwriting is top notch so i am sort of hoping that the lyrics will come into greater focus as i listen more.

max, Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Not so sure about all this vibrato she's putting on her voice nowadays.

Wax Cat, Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link

^Yeah, I noticed that, too.

Of course, right after I say that the album isn't as memorable/hooky, I wake up with "You and Me, Bess" in my head.

dylan's craggy larynx (jaymc), Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link

im finding it totally hooky. '81 has been stuck in my head for a dam week

max, Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

xxpost Re: vibrato

I played Good Intentions for my wife and she asked if it had been recorded during an earthquake.

Moodles, Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm slightly disappointed that none of the tracks are hitting me like the first 2 that the label previewed (81 & good intentions paving company)
was set to go out and buy this but i'm not sure i want to invest in a 2 hr "grower"
maybe i'll just download those 2 songs.......

velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Those 2 plus Easy have been the ones that have stuck with me so far, but I don't think I've even had a chance to listen to any of the third disc. There have definitely been a few songs like the title track that are a bit too rambling for me. The Ys songs were long but felt more focused and melodic. May just need time to get familiar with the new set though.

Moodles, Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

ding ding

thomp, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link

The only song that has stuck with me is the title track. Even the couple others I kinda like ("No Provenance") are... dull imo.

Turangalila, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link

i found that--despite thinking this was mostly bullshit--it helped a lot, in terms of getting to know and love the songs, to start listening to each disc individually, instead of just starting from the top or some random place in the middle or putting it on shuffle or anything.

max, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i dont really love the title track! i do think the first disc is the best tho. easy, '81, good intentions, baby birch are probably my favorite four tracks on the whole thing. then again ive listened to that disc the most.

max, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

wait is all this amy grant discussion like 80% sincere, 20% lightly ironic? or some other dynamic? this whole thread has been confusing me.

I'm sincere, I own all her records & listen to them more than anything else in my collection, but it's also kind of funny to just get JD goin on the subject of Amy Grant & I'm always happy to oblige

sorry for AG call-back but wanted to answer question

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link

where would one start listening to this 'amy grant'

thomp, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link

deep in one's soul iirc

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i found that--despite thinking this was mostly bullshit--it helped a lot, in terms of getting to know and love the songs, to start listening to each disc individually, instead of just starting from the top or some random place in the middle or putting it on shuffle or anything.

― max, Thursday, February 25, 2010 9:10 AM

For anyone trying to find a way into this record, I totally recommend this approach. I created an iTunes playlist for each disc, and, starting with disc 1, I'm going to spend some time with each of them individually. When you're listening to this, starting with the first disc and going through to the last, at least in the beginning, probably won't work. Just too long.

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

She's always run the risk of coming across as affected, so I think recording a new album in a completely different vocal style to her previous stuff isn't doing her any favours. I've only listened through to the album once though so the quality of the songwriting I'm sure will outweigh those kind of irritations at some point... Really loved the last track.

Wax Cat, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

"When you're listening to this, starting with the first disc and going through to the last, at least in the beginning, probably won't work. Just too long."

-->

At least in the beginning, listening to this starting with the first disc and going through to the last probably won't work. Just too long.

ksh, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

waking up another thread for u thomp

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link

In a perfect world, Amy Grant would now post to this thread.

In sentence fragments full of bile.

Yes, this would be perfect.

Also, fan art of JN & AG.

And unicorns.

You know what I mean.

Unicorn never her.

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't love amy grant but we've always had a certain "game recognize game" mutual respect thing going

for HOOM the bell tolls (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.topix.com/forum/who/amy-grant/TR3NL31RL39FIS89M

velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

ITT velko learns to use google

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

(sc. smileyface it's all love v)

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

great opening line though:

"Proven on many other sites, she should jump off a cliff and die."

for HOOM the bell tolls (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

YOU GOT OWNED CHRISTIANS!

tylerw, Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

"In California" has been the standout for me so far. The bit when the strings come in is lovely.

Number None, Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

In John's video, Velko Learns to Use Google, some occult symbols are clearly and openly displayed. In the video, John, dressed in a red robe,(used in witchcraft rituals) strangely flashes a smiley face on the palms of his hands. It is common knowledge the hands are the primary "contact point" in the occult.

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Still need a lot more time to get to know these songs, but so far I'm thinking:
Disc 1 >>> Disc 3 > Disc 2

The tracks on disc 1 have stuck with me the best. I particularly am liking the groovy 70s vibe on Easy and Good Intentions - I could handle a whole album of these types of songs. Disc 2 I've had the most trouble getting a grasp on.

Moodles, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Love to see her try her hand at a 'New Morning' or 'Planet Waves'-style shorter songs album, and use her obvious lyrical skills in a more pithy way, with a sound akin to "Good Intentions Paving Company". I don't have a huge problem with her longer songs, though a couple here don't hold up and a couple more don't take off beyond "good". So it's not so much that the needs an editor, per se, it's just that there's strong evidence she could do well to marry the musical/arrangement ambitions of this 3LP to a 10-track, 38-minute album.

Soundslike, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

By the way, I very much want Joanna, not Gavin, to be Jerry Brown's lieutenant governor.

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Friday, 26 February 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh that popmatters review is kinda otm.

Turangalila, Friday, 26 February 2010 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link

666 (throws devil sign, splits)

Paul, Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Updated: http://huggingthenewjoannanewsomalbum.tumblr.com/

Good job, Ursell!

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Apparently if you are a guy with glasses you'll probably like this album.
If you look like Colin Meloy you'll simply do anything Pitchfork says. (Just my theory about how the world works)

Evan, Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:38 (fourteen years ago) link

The governement needs to invent a bomb that destroys everyone aged 25 to 35. We're fucking up so bad.

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:41 (fourteen years ago) link

That bums me out because I've thrice been told I look like Colin Meloy and I don't want to be a slave to Pitchfork. Fuck.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:41 (fourteen years ago) link

anyone but us is truly the greatest generation

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I was not fucking happy to hear the comparison and, thankfully, my wife doesn't see it.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Trying really hard not to take Whiney's bait... but really? This coming from a dude who, whatever the motivations, contributed to this tumblr bullshit.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link

twumblr

idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyij4e6mz41qb8haco1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1267426448&Signature=csdVsT3Y4curu2qJYThkJ9IU1Ss%3D

^^^tweenster crying and hugging new joanna newsom album, best in class since crying_hipster_anco.gif

idgi, mon (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link

So slimy....

Evan, Sunday, 28 February 2010 07:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Trying really hard not to take Whiney's bait... but really? This coming from a dude who, whatever the motivations, contributed to this tumblr bullshit.

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, February 28, 2010 1:49 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm not makin fun of the tumblr existing, save maybe the fact that it rips off my 77 anco thread

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 07:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah you invented hipster baiting

Number None, Sunday, 28 February 2010 07:22 (fourteen years ago) link

just saw the premiere of The Family Jams last night. Highly recommended, especially for fans of Joanna and Devendra and Vetiver, and even for those who at least have a high tolerance for their musics.

http://www.thefamilyjams.com/

dan selzer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link

The governement needs to invent a bomb that destroys everyone aged 25 to 35. We're fucking up so bad.

― zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, February 28, 2010 6:41 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/classic.png

caek, Sunday, 28 February 2010 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link

The governement needs to invent a bomb that destroys everyone aged 25 to 35. We're fucking up so bad.

― zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, February 28, 2010 12:41 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

truth bomb, to be straight up

waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 February 2010 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link

*checks birth date*

whew

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Sunday, 28 February 2010 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link

After listening to this I need to put on a Prurient or an Abruptum record.

booty claps and harp solos (leavethecapital), Sunday, 28 February 2010 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link

haha, i was listening to it was my gf and told her i had to clear my palatte, so i started blasting "Bitch Betta Have My Money"

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb4Ev1rxUQ0

lol this guy spent hours making this YouTube video and didn't even know who wrote the song lol

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

This looks like a blog a lot of you would enjoy: http://indierawk.tumblr.com

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

still the greatest triple-album i've never heard.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 28 February 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Still the grating-ist triple-album I've never heard.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 February 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

And this didn't take long to turn into a full-on Joanna hatefest. ILM is so finicky.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

as soon as its something a Questionable Content fan would like, we turn instantly

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I was just surprised how quickly this went from a lovefest to rabid hatred.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost
god help us if faye starts rocking a the-dream shirt

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Should I be happy that I don't know who Faye is? (Although I'm guessing it's someone on Questionable Content, which I think I've read three times.)

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link

And this didn't take long to turn into a full-on Joanna hatefest. ILM is so finicky.

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0)

It's been a "hatefest" since I started the thread. There's a small group of us who like her music here, but beyond that, it's all unicorns and Ren faire zings.

http://i45.tinypic.com/2q06etf.jpg

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know, a lot of the Ren Faire zings came from people who were at least semi into her, or into her older stuff (J0hn D.).

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I think J0hn might've been the only one who was "semi into her," but even he hasn't liked her since Milk-Eyed Mender.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Whatever. My point being tons of ilxors loved Ys, but now it she seems to be a lot more universally hated around here.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i was a huge Joanna stan circa Milk-Eyed Mender (it was even on my Pazz And Jop ballot). But she completely fell-off with me with Ys and this record. I think Joanna is someone that really could really do a lot of weird magic with the traditional V-C-V song structure, and feel that her "compositional" affectations on the last two records are really playing out of her league as a songwriter.

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Milk-Eyed Mender had some dope rhymes on it too, which is also long gone. I always figured her as a big rap fan when that album came out. Spoke right to me.

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

It's another case of someone who has built a history and a fanbase on really good V-C-V songs positioning themselves as "important avant-garde genius" and rock critics/impressionable corny indiefuxxors who have no concept of real avant-garde music buying it hook/line/sinker (see also Kid A, the last two Mars Volta albums)

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

xxp basically this

caek, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

whiney

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i was with you on your first two posts but you dont do yourself any favors by suddenly claiming this is some kind of false consciousness thing

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Some also really like the music because they like it.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Well treat them, as two separate thoughts, i'm rambling here

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean like i said above i think the lyrics on the most recent one arent nearly as good as MEM or Ys lyrics. & i disagree but i can see the argument that her strengths lie in traditional forms and not in long 'compositional' arrangement (tho fwiw theres a lot of V-C-V on the most recent one, the songs are just so long maybe you dont notice?). but accusing "impressionable corny indiefuxxors" of having the wool pulled over the yes b.c they... dont know as much about "real avant-garde music" as you is... well, dude, its not an argument

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Seriously this why I get so frustrated with you Whiney. I mean you start out with some really valid points and then completely undermine yourself with some questionable bullshit.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

xxp basically this

― caek, Sunday, February 28, 2010 7:17 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha, this was originally me saying which two sentences out of ten i thought were truth bombs and which were nonsense, but i decided to keep it pos.

caek, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, i'll take back last thought since it's derailing the argument

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

It's another case of someone who has built a history and a fanbase on really good V-C-V songs positioning themselves as "important avant-garde genius" and rock critics/impressionable corny indiefuxxors who have no concept of real avant-garde music buying it hook/line/sinker (see also Kid A, the last two Mars Volta albums)

― zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), domingo 28 de febrero de 2010 07:15 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LOL @ this absurdity

Turangalila, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, i'll take back last thought since it's derailing the argument

― zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I know. I can read. It's still hilarious tbh.

Turangalila, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Nave to say, I am curious about what Whiney considers "real avant-garde."

Mark, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha exactly

Turangalila, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Nave to say, I am curious about what Whiney considers "real avant-garde."

the point being "not joanna newsom," unless you and turanga want to make the even more hilarious argument that this joanna album currently streaming on NPR is true american avantgarde then be my guest.

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't really think Joanna Newsom is avant-garde at all, but I still really like her music. That being said, I do think some people think her music is much more experimental than it is, and yeah, it's easy to make fun of that.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

No one in this thread ever claimed she is or was "avant-garde".

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

no one said it refered to anyone on this thread.

also

ok, i'll take back last thought since it's derailing the argument

― zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

No one in this thread ever claimed she is or was "avant-garde".

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0)

What Whiney said: "no one said it refered to anyone on this thread."

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

"Although Joanna Newsom's Appalachian-meets-avant-garde take on folk music is her most celebrated work"
"Her songwriting incorporates elements of Appalachian music, and avant-garde modernism."
"Newsom's avant-garde meets harp meets alt folk meets art pop"
"Some say she’s just a unicorn-loving, harp-plucking faerie and others say the singer / songwriter / harpist is an avant-garde leader of the neo-folk scene."

http://www.google.com/search?q=";Joanna+Newsom"+avant-garde

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm so confused. Now kshighway is actually defending Whiney's argument by pulling random google quotes.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

My point was that it was ridiculous for Whiney to even bring up the "avant-garde" argument in the first place, no matter how much backpedaling he wants to do now.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

No, no. I strongly dislike the new album. And as much as I love Ys, I don't think that is "avant-garde" and don't *need* to.

Releasing unfortunately overhyped albums of slightly less traditional songs =/= postulating yourself as Super Musical Genius whose fans can only possibly enjoy the music on those terms.

Turangalila, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't really think Joanna Newsom is avant-garde at all, but I still really like her music. That being said, I do think some people think her music is much more experimental than it is, and yeah, it's easy to make fun of that.

― ksh, Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:37 PM

Was just pulling quotes from Google to demonstrate that some people consider her music avant-garde. I was not supporting Whiney's assertion upthread, which he has already abandoned three or four times now.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Also it's so weird to me how a lot of people hold MeM as the standard, as I think it's mostly a big pile of shit.

Turangalila, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think it's a "pile of shit," but I definitely think it looks slight next to Ys.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

MeM is so good. I dunno. To me Milk-Eyed Mender always felt like when someone gets the right balance between traditional rock and out-weirdo elements. Like Sonic Youth's EVOL or Faith No More's Angel Dust. Ys and HOOM just seem like trying to hard to be a serious artist, yknow?

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I think there's like, three good songs in that album and some of the others might be okayish but to me they're either unlistenable (e.g., cannot withstand one listen of studio "Peach, Plum, & Pear") or just... not that interesting.

I genuinely think she re-wrote much of Ys *around* VDP's arrangements and not the other way around and don't think I'd like those songs half as much without the additional harmonies & counterpoint.

Turangalila, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

xp i dont really hear that at all tbh

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Ys and HOOM just seem like trying to hard to be a serious artist, yknow?

Yeah, she shouldn't try to do this.

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Joanna Newsome Hamburgers Olympics

Mr. Que, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

MeM is so good. I dunno. To me Milk-Eyed Mender always felt like when someone gets the right balance between traditional rock and out-weirdo elements. Like Sonic Youth's EVOL or Faith No More's Angel Dust. Ys and HOOM just seem like trying to hard to be a serious artist, yknow?

always weird to me when Whiney & me see almost completely eye-to-eye on something

at the same time, I really think it's awesome that she seems eager to challenge herself to grow, that it's a big part of who she is as an artist. but I am a keep-the-song-short kinda dude as is known. epic metal bands get a pass but generally speaking I'm more interested in compressed narratives/pieces, which MeM excelled in imo

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean the "weird band grows increasingly more accessible" thing is VERY well-worn and familiar in indie music (Sonic Youth, White Zombie, Husker Du, Butthole Surfers, Jesus Lizard, Animal Collective, Deerhoof)

but the "popular artist growing increasingly stranger" is a little more rare and way harder to pull off

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

like joanna, i think Mastodon is another band who used to be great with simple weirdo-rock and are now just look silly trying to be a serious, art-prog band.

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

jeez u zvuck one cock and suddenly fools are mad reachin in their new dn

Whiney Zzzz Weingarten (zvookster), Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i haven't decided whether to start beefing with you yet

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

"popular artist growing increasingly stranger"

Am looking for this thread, am sure we've done it. lol Talk Talk amirite (also, Blur, sorta)

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Scott Walker!

I actually think the new one is sort of casual stuff, not especially "serious artist"y, and if it were 35 minutes long rather than 125 minutes I doubt anyone would be making that claim. That said, I'm still unconvinced the new one had to be as long as it is, because I'm not sure how its length works to its benefit. It's not like it's some thrilling all over the place "Sign 'o the Times"/"Sandinista!" grab bag, or a particularly compelling song-cycle/narrative (you know, like Tori Amos' "Scarlet's Walk!"). I sort of wish it was, though it's also fine enough as it is. I'd be curious if anyone considers this the strongest of her three records, even though that's how it's been posited by much of the hyperbole. Then again: hyperbole.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Man, I have so much love for Ys, but I could see why some would prefer Mender.

Wilco did "avant-garde" better with YHF, tho. . . . . . . . . .

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

j/k

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

have one on me is the most accessible thing shes done, if you ask me.

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i think the song length is really a red herring, esp. in the case of have on on me

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

If you're talking about her voice on it, sure. The production, sure. But it's three fucking discs long, I'm a huge fan, and it's difficult for even me to slog through.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Nah, I fully go with that statement. YHF is unfairly kicked these days, and has some (albeit isolated) moments of genuine avant-garde vision.

xxxp

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I would be curious to know whether she thinks it's something to be listened to front-to-back.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

three discs doesnt make her 'weird' or 'inaccessible' it just makes it long

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

If she sees this as a unified record to be listened to front-to-back, I think the fact that it is over two hours long is enough to make the record as a whole "inaccessible," even if its constituent parts aren't.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I see where you're coming from though.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean... 'inaccessible' in some sense? but thats not what were talking about is it? were talking about the arc of her career (pop --> weird vs. weird --> pop) or whatever. and even then its like... i dont think shes doing any of the things ppl are ascribing to her

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

haha whiney if it goes down msg me with an official declaration so's i'll know. is it true you took the hardman award home from TwitterCon???

zvookster, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I know Whiney abandoned the argument, but I think there's a legit discussion to be had about art school rock (or whatever they call it) v. "authentic" avant garde, and where Newsom falls into that spectrum

Mordy, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

oh jesus pls don't say authentic even in scare quotes

zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

haha yeah because your use of the word "real" last time around was way better

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

tbaa i don't think it matters much how schooled-on-a-remote-mountain my arty music is

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

tbaa = touched by an angel?

Mordy, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

max I think "longer" does = "less accessible" to an extent - even, like, recall when Elvis Costello was making 20-song albums: it was asking a lot of a listener - even saying "look, you don't have to listen to it all at once" is kind of asking for more attention & engagement from the listener than a standard album, which is just, here's a known format, you know what to do, put it on and give it +/- three quarters of an hour, do other stuff while it spins, enjoy.

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah sure

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

id just hope that there is more to the "joanna newsom is getting MORE weird" theory than "she released a triple LP"

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

she also puts ketchup on her oatmeal iirc

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

max is the only person who is making any sense in here--the album is broken up into three 6-song discs for those of us who still buy cds--it is extremely accessible.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

all this talk of avant garde/artistic pretensions is insane--she's basically a folk singer.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

doesn't really matter how many records its broken up across, it's still one piece

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

assuming we can still call HOOM qua collection of songs an album

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

like joanna, i think Mastodon is another band who used to be great with simple weirdo-rock and are now just look silly trying to be a serious, art-prog band.

― zvocksucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, February 28, 2010 3:14 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

also this is wrong in a sense--mastodon has gotten compositionally more "serious" and "prog" but actually their music, part-to-part, is much less intricate. this is why they are an occasionally enjoyable, mor metal band now.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

ksh i don't really want to get into a "what is an album" discussion but the point is that hoom has two logical break points that open wide the door to the listener digesting it in pieces.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

all this talk of avant garde/artistic pretensions is insane--she's basically a folk singer.

― call all destroyer

the point I was trying to make upthread is that of course it's ridiculous for people to call her music avant-garde, but for some reason people do it, again and again

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i guess i'm just going to get annoyed if we can only talk about this record through the lens how how some mysterious constructed 25-35 year old thinks of it.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

re "digested in pieces"

when it comes to a novel or something, it's just sort of assumed that the reader will take it in in multiple sittings. but with a record that isn't some sort of multi-disk compilation or something, with an album, i think there's sort of an expectation that it will be taken in in one sitting, so spreading something across three discs is going to try the patience of many listeners.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ok here's a hint--by running time, this could have fit on two cds.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

this is a degree of whiny tight-assery that should be filed under some word that "first world problems" won't adequately cover

― allyboy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, February 22, 2010 12:44 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jeff, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

it's two hours long. i don't know about you, but i think the ideal length for a record is somewhere between a half hour and fifty minutes nine cases out of ten. not to say this one should be shorter, but even as a JN stan, i really can't see myself listening to this straight through too often, if ever.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

and if i start to listen to it in parts instead of straight through, then that's a really different approach to listening to a record than i, and i'd assume many of us here, usually take.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

yes--you are making my point for me--it is broken up across three discs so that you don't need to listen to it straight through. if you feel some weirdo obligation to because it's an "album" i don't know what to tell you.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i listen to parts of albums all the time--since i mostly listen to music when i'm driving or walking somewhere i'm beholden to however long my trips are.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

fair enough, cad

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

At least Whiney sticks to his guns when he has an opinion, kshighway keeps backing down whenever his opinions are challenged. I can tell you which of the two I admire more.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I liked kshighway more when he was an earnest indie boy before he melded his opinions to match whatever ILM consensus happens to be.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

or someone makes a good point--like cad did when he pointed out some people listen to music differently than i do--and i realize i'm off a bit.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

jon dont be a dick

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i liked jon more when he was an agreeable and engaging ilm poster and not a complete dick

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I liked kshighway more when he was an earnest indie boy before he melded his opinions to match whatever ILM consensus happens to be.

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0)

O_O

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

If my opinions were the same as "ILM consensus" (whatever that means), I don't think I'd get called out by people daily who think I'm completely wrong. Nice try, though.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, pretty sure Whiney dropped one of his opinions upthread when people called him out on it too. Because that's what reasonable people do when someone obviously proves them wrong.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I've just never seen someone switch from earnest and passionate to jaded and bitter so quickly, its disheartening that he felt the need to do so.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Not intentionally being a dick. I just liked kshighway when he was more earnest about what he loved.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

there are many sides to ksh

velko, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

ksh = american jagger, let's just move on with our lives

waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Uh, in the past day, I've thanked the people in the Rolling Metal thread for turning me on to Alcest, whose 2007 record I'm "earnest and passionate" about?

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm yeah but on this thread you've ragged on people who've mostly just been trying to defend Newsom! It's fine to call bullshit on the arguments, but character-attacks aren't on. Especially coming from someone I rate and respect as an ILM poster.

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

American jagger, stay away from me
American jagger, mama let me be
Don't come hanging around my door
I don't want to see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you
Now jagger, stay away
American jagger, listen what I say

American jagger, get away from me
American jagger, mama let me be
Don't come knocking around my door
I don't want to see your shadow no more
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now jagger, get away
American jagger, listen what I say

Mr. Que, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

LJ, was that addressed to me or jon?

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

And jon,

Man, I have so much love for Ys, but I could see why some would prefer Mender.

Wilco did "avant-garde" better with YHF, tho. . . . . . . . . .

― ksh, Sunday, February 28, 2010 3:18 PM (1 hour ago)

Except for the Wilco joke, pretty sure this qualifies as earnest too. But I'm done defending myself now, thanks.

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha que

waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

It was addressed to Jon, quite obviously. You may yet earn similar levels of respect.

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha

ksh, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

At least Whiney sticks to his guns when he has an opinion, kshighway keeps backing down whenever his opinions are challenged. I can tell you which of the two I admire more.

I don't understand this opinion tbh! "backing down" here seems to be "having a mind open enough to be persuaded" which seems a positive & constructive value & especially useful in learning various ways to appreciate & experience music & other art

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Sunday, 28 February 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

peeanna newsom

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 28 February 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Something I was alluding to above is that I generally like the adventure of these sorts of sprawling multi-disk albums, the sense of discovery. I like this album plenty, but so far it doesn't hold many real surprises for me, pleasant and well-crafted/performed though it may be, and its length may prevent me from taking the time to see how it could grow on me in an honest way. Maybe after five listens it would really click, maybe after five listens I'll never want to hear it again, but I highly doubt I'll ever give it five full listens. Ever. And I like it! Too much of a good thing? Too much of a good enough thing? I would have gladly accepted a few scattered lows in return for a few more overt highs.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 February 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

what if you pretended that she only released the first disc, and listen to that a lot. and then a year from now, pretend in your mind that she released the second disc as a new album, and listen to that one a lot. and then a year from that, pretend that the third disc is another album

max, Sunday, 28 February 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Good strategy! I'll let you know how it goes in 2013. Hopefully she (or anyone else) won't release anything new until then.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 March 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Jon is just upset because he is an engine driverrrrrrr.

Evan, Monday, 1 March 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry guys, obviously I was being a bit of a dick earlier and I didn't intend to come across that way. I've just noticed this evolution in kshighway over the months and I found it to be a bit disappointing. I mean, he got ragged on a LOT when he first showed up for being overly excitable and earnest. Maybe its an inevitable part of the evolution of an ilxor, but he seemed to switch really quickly into snarky, jaded mode. Which was disappointing to me, because the earnestness was refreshing in a weird way. I just don't like new posters thinking that bitter snarkiness is the quickest way to fit in. I'd rather have new posters do their own thing!

I don't understand this opinion tbh! "backing down" here seems to be "having a mind open enough to be persuaded" which seems a positive & constructive value & especially useful in learning various ways to appreciate & experience music & other art

Yeah, this is OTM generally, but I feel like there's been a few threads where he has backed down rather quickly. I think sometimes its important to just stick behind something you love, even if its an unpopular opinion. But maybe I was just misreading what he's been saying.

Anyway, just popping back in to apologize to ksh and everyone else if I came across like an ass. Really not the impression I like to make.

I'll blame Whiney for setting me on edge.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 March 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

:)

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Monday, 1 March 2010 07:43 (fourteen years ago) link

"standing up for your opinions" vs "ceding to criticism" doesnt really map on to "earnest" vs "jaded" ime

max, Monday, 1 March 2010 13:16 (fourteen years ago) link

"ceding" is kind of a loaded word imo - the whole point of having opinions is to have them grow & become more useful & interesting in the facilitation of dialogue & reflection, not to have creeds 'n' shit

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Monday, 1 March 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

that said, Led Zeppelin is still #1

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Monday, 1 March 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i just mean that earnest posters are more likely to change their opinions or admit wrongdoing

max, Monday, 1 March 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

cynical jaded posters are more likely to forgo having opinions in favor of zings

max, Monday, 1 March 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

ok yeah I can dig it

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Monday, 1 March 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

what if you pretended that she only released the first disc, and listen to that a lot. and then a year from now, pretend in your mind that she released the second disc as a new album, and listen to that one a lot. and then a year from that, pretend that the third disc is another album

makes the joanna newsom album sound like the lord of the rings movie trilogy (filmed at the same time, but released in three installments in three successive years). it's perfect in a way: lotr had unicorns, i think.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 1 March 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

(or at least it had orcs).

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 1 March 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

re jon's post

No problem, dude!

Regarding this:

I've just noticed this evolution in kshighway over the months and I found it to be a bit disappointing. I mean, he got ragged on a LOT when he first showed up for being overly excitable and earnest. Maybe its an inevitable part of the evolution of an ilxor, but he seemed to switch really quickly into snarky, jaded mode. Which was disappointing to me, because the earnestness was refreshing in a weird way. I just don't like new posters thinking that bitter snarkiness is the quickest way to fit in. I'd rather have new posters do their own thing!

Here's the thing. To some degree, new posters can't "do their own thing" here, and that's not their fault. For example, if I wanted to start an engaged, sincere discussion of Wilco right now, I almost couldn't, in part because ILM as a community has already discussed Wilco to death, and I came here too late to be a part of those discussions, but also in part because Wilco is a band that most ILMers, as far as I can tell, don't have time for. The ROI for me starting a thread on a lot of the stuff I like—see this thread—is so low that it's not worth it for me to bother. So, instead, I join in on the threads others have started about whatever band ILM's interested in talking about this week, and that's fine. I haven't abandoned my enthusiasm for Wilco, The Antlers, and whatever other indie acts I've been listening to for the past five years, but I don't talk about them here as much as I did when I started.

As far as the "jadedness" thing goes, I disagree: I don't think I'm jaded at all! Yeah, I've engaged in stuff like joking about Joanna Newsom and unicorns, but, at least in this thread, that's not because I want to "fit in," that's just because, when a thread I start takes a sharp turn into mocking someone I like and it looks like no one wants to actually talk about the music, my options are to either abandon the thread or just join in the joking around, and sometimes if I'm bored enough I'll just choose to join in. That doesn't mean I've started to dislike her because a lot of ILM dislikes her! I still love Ys, and I'm still interested in figuring out HOOM. But I can still find unicorn jokes funny even if I think they're kinda inaccurate, and I can laugh at stuff I like without turning my back on it.

I also think we have to agree that the dominant tone on a lot of threads is not just snarky but really, really rude. From the time I started posting as "kshighway," people called me a sock constantly, in part because I posted a lot about indie rock and had no idea what was going on here and had no idea what the tacit assumptions people held here were. Being here for some months now, I understand this place better. But a lot of the people who are actually jaded still show up to harass me, because that's just what happens here. Instead of flipping out about it all the time like when I first got here, I increasingly just try to ignore those people.

Anyway, that's not to say I haven't said anything that's snarky or jaded. I have. But I'm still enthusiastic about the stuff I like, and I don't think I'm a jaded person. Rock it.

ksh, Monday, 1 March 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

rock on!

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 March 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I like wilco

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 1 March 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

rude?

Mr. Que, Monday, 1 March 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck you

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 1 March 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

wilco fan since 1995 right here, guys. love that band.

tylerw, Monday, 1 March 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

So are we ready to start discussing the new Joanna Newsom album yet?

Moodles, Monday, 1 March 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i hear it's 3 cds

he often deploys multiple browsers and constantly replies to himself (velko), Monday, 1 March 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i like some wilco

Mr. Que, Monday, 1 March 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, i mean, it's kinda the same thing with Newsom, Wilco, Animal Collective , I dunno, other bands, too. Bands that get ridiculous praise for being groundbreaking -- ILM just has a knee jerk reaction to that stuff, I've found. Rightly, too! Nothing new. Just funny to make light of the "omg best band EVER" reactions.

tylerw, Monday, 1 March 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i like how ppl on this thread have now complained

i) that this record has too many songs which have repetitive traditional melodies/forms
ii) that this record has too many songs which do other things and neglect traditional melodies/forms

thomp, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

More Barn!!

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

which, tbh, i. and ii. are kind of microcosms of the larger thing that goes on, where ppl say

i. joanna newsom is so amazing and otherworldly and beyond description
ii. joanna newsom is ehhhhhhh; lol unicorns

— & in neither case do we actually get at what joanna newsom is doing, or what the songs are

thomp, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i would love to actually talk about this record, but i think we'd need a new thread, and it would need to not be on ilx.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i think we talked a little bit about this record, it just in between all the unicorn jokes and the sidebar about post kshighway

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

totally worth giving it a go i reckon

thomp, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean it's a pretty good record and all

thomp, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i'm just mad because i hadn't listened to it when people were actually talking about it. (tbh i haven't listened to the whole thing yet)

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

well you should, i am about to post spoilers

thomp, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

totally love wilco.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

and, iirc, ksh isn't such a new poster, right? he was once "three hands clapping," or something similar. nevertheless, there's nothing wrong with being earnest on ilx.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

rock on.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^why we can't talk about this record, exhibit no. 568

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm sorry, b/c of me?

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

What We Talk About When We Talk About Unicorns

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

naw i'm sorry daniel, i'm just several weeks past the stage where i could enjoy ksh jokes

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

lol, no worries. fwiw, i wasn't trying to joke about ksh, just making an observation.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 March 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

the problem may be that making observations about other posters has trumped talking about music on I Love Music

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

(unless it's Jedward)

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Sort of about the record, have we heard any sales figures on this thing yet? I'm really curious as to how well this thing is selling. A week ago Monday when I bought it, the store I picked it up from had a huge, huge row of copies behind the counter - looked like maybe 90-100 copies at least. Stopped in same store yesterday and they had a note that they were sold out and should be getting more today. I'm wondering if this is the case at a lot of places.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

(in the future, all ILM threads will be about Jedward)

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

The store I work at only ordered 2 CDs. Some of us there know this is a really wasted op, given how many people are asking for it. They need to order some vinyl pronto, or they'll really miss out.

Evan, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i like how ppl on this thread have now complained

i) that this record has too many songs which have repetitive traditional melodies/forms
ii) that this record has too many songs which do other things and neglect traditional melodies/forms

― thomp, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 14:52 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I don't need strike-through to tell you what the common factor is there

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

witch

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

so should I pick up this record - I enjoyed her debut lp but didn't really see any reason to get the follow-up.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

and, iirc, ksh isn't such a new poster, right? he was once "three hands clapping," or something similar. nevertheless, there's nothing wrong with being earnest on ilx.

― Daniel, Esq.

i posted for a bit in late 2007 as "three handclaps," then went back to lurking off and on until 2009.

i'm all up for starting a new thread for actual discussion of the record.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

The only problem with that will be the hater chorus of "do we need ANOTHER Joanna Newsom thread?!?!?!".

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

another option would be for those of us who want to discuss the record to just start doing it here, ignoring all of the inevitable interjections from people who don't give a shit about her music.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

ksh is otm and slowly earning my respect ;)

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha :-)

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I am considering getting this after hearing that one song from it that I found on Youtube that I posted way upthread. Singing healthily was a avery good move for her.

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought disc 1 was pretty sweet. the way her music naturally wanders is tantalizing and frustrating to me--like sometimes she just nails a melody or a hook and you're like yeah! but then she's off to something else. i can never 100% love that, but i can respect it.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I haven't listened to it much yet, but so far it's not grabbing me like Ys did. The sparser production might be nice on a few songs but 2.5 hours of it starts to get on my nerves. Also I think maybe I liked her singing better when it was less polished, but I have a thing for "ugly" voices. I don't hate the album but don't love it much yet either.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Really prefer the harp-based songs to the piano-based songs.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

to summarize: not enough unicorns

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

its an interesting album. i guess i was wrong when i said it wouldnt convert anyone--she seems to have traded in a lot of the stuff that turned ppl off, but at the same time that stuff was what turned a lot of people on.

max, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I've been a longtime defender of newsom from the ILX unicorn hordes but haven't felt compelled to pick this up

I'll get it eventually, but hearing the sydney opera house show didn't leave me enthused

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you'll like the title track, Edward.

Turangalila, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

From Time:

The album's over two hours long and spread out over three discs. It seems designed to be listened to as one complete product and not as a series of separate songs. Why did you make something in this format?

I tried to sequence it so that it could be listened to in its entirety and had a progression that felt thematically logical and natural. In a way, the three records are like chapters in a book. Unless you're serializing a book you wouldn't separate the chapters, but they're also meant to be these little self-contained segments within the narrative.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

She's so much more modest than some give her credit for:

I would place myself squarely on the nonclassical side. As a composer, I require assistance. I have ideas and I have an album in mind but I'm limited, I need help making the record. I'm a very poor composer. I really am. That may change over the years, but right now I have such a huge gap between what's in my mind and what I'm able to notate. I think it would be disingenuous for me to claim to be part of the classical world.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

that's honesty, not modesty

T-R-A-P-S-T-R (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

which I also give her credit for

T-R-A-P-S-T-R (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

"free from vanity, egotism, boastfulness, or great pretensions"

(via)

Some people have this attitude that she thinks she's doing this grand thing that's so much more serious than all other music or something, and that she thinks she's some sort of a serious composer, when that's just not true. So, yep, it's modesty.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Excellent quote from the excellent short EW interview:

EW: Some people do look at a song as a chore if it’s over 10 minutes. They might say, “This is good, but I have to warn you—it’s ten minutes long and has a harp.”

JN: [laughs] Yeah, I understand that, but of course when a person writes music—I guess this isn’t the case with some death metal music where the intention is slightly different—but in general I feel when someone’s writing something it’s because it sounds good to them. Their instinct is to do what sounds pretty, and sounds good, and to me that’s what I do. So obviously when I hear it I go, “good job, self, you’ve made a song that sounded the way you want it to sound.” And then of course there’s not that many people who feel the same way about it. But there’s enough.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you are misinterpreting people being annoyed with slavish fandom as people thinking Joanna Newsom is all into herself.

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

As a composer, I require assistance. I have ideas and I have an album in mind but I'm limited, I need help making the record. I'm a very poor composer. I really am. That may change over the years, but right now I have such a huge gap between what's in my mind and what I'm able to notate.

yes, Joanna. This is why you should surgically attach yourself to VDP. ktxhbai

Turangalila, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Some people have this attitude that she thinks she's doing this grand thing that's so much more serious than all other music or something, and that she thinks she's some sort of a serious composer, when that's just not true. So, yep, it's modesty.

I don't think anyone thinks that Joanna Newsom operates under the false pretense that she is a composer in the classical tradition tbh

T-R-A-P-S-T-R (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Not in the classical tradition, no.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you are misinterpreting people being annoyed with slavish fandom as people thinking Joanna Newsom is all into herself.

― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE)

People are mocking fans' hyperbolic reactions to her and her music, but they're also clearly mocking what they perceive to be her pretension.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

overheard Newsom say "i'm like Beethoven but with unicorns" once ...

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm mocking her addiction to unicorn blood

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

WSJ interview: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704479404575087500414704566.html

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you are misinterpreting people being annoyed with slavish fandom as people thinking Joanna Newsom is all into herself

^^^^ otm

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

but i dunno, what the hell is wrong with being all into yourself? most of the greats are basically self-absorbed/egotistical, right? It's a requirement.

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

totally, i agree. my question is, why do innocent unicorns have to die for JN's bloodlust?

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

tears, not blood iirc

T-R-A-P-S-T-R (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

joanna newsom : unicorn tears :: mr que : ksh tears

T-R-A-P-S-T-R (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Was there an unpleasant incident in September?

I read something about myself and it made me so sad.

nice work, ilx

he often deploys multiple browsers and constantly replies to himself (velko), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

joanna newsom : unicorn tears :: mr que : ksh tears

The Tears of A Sock is my favorite Smokey Robinson song

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you are misinterpreting people being annoyed with slavish fandom as people thinking Joanna Newsom is all into herself

^^^^ otm

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.)

This isn't quite right. Yeah, bunch of people here are reacting to the hyperbole, but a bunch of other people do think her shit's pretentious.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I think for the most part it's just lolz to call her pretentious the way it was lolz to say "kate bush is for hippies" when hounds of love came out

I have said repeatedly for my own part that I think she's mad talented but the fun to be had from poking fun at her schtick & getting a rise out of her champeens is without peer

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah gotta say that when this thread to a turn for amy grant, it turned a serious frown upside down for me. was having a cruddy day and then it was all lols. and amy grant. i think i might get this album though.

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I think for the most part it's just lolz to call her pretentious the way it was lolz to say "kate bush is for hippies" when hounds of love came out

For some people on ILM, sure. But there's a contingent of people who actually do really think her shit's pretentious.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

From a 1-star Amazon review:

waaaaaaaay too many words. You want this many words, Joanna, write a book. You can't get past the words to approach the music here - too many words. Relentless words.

How dare she!

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

get over it

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

people are going to hate stuff. enjoy her music and don't worry about what other people think

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

These same people are probably Fleet Foxes fans and can be safely ignored.

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

don't read amazon reviews about her

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

the more pretentious she is the more I like her

if she started some of these interviews with "I don't walk I get carried" I'd buy the new album

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

holy shit

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i usually only read youtube comments for deep insights into artists i like

he often deploys multiple browsers and constantly replies to himself (velko), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

How are you going to perform these songs with all their parts and layers in a live setting?

Ryan wrote a reduction for his larger arrangements. We'll have two violinists and a trombone. Ryan will be playing tambura, guitar, mandolin, kaval (a Bulgarian flute), a recorder and a bunch of other stuff. Neal Morgan will be doing percussion. I'll play harp and piano.

And of course there will be pyrotechnics and the lasers.

http://x52.xanga.com/aa08354364108106328510/z75240871.jpg

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

okay that would be the greatest stage show ever

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

The Independent:

With her scratchy squawk, not unlike the noise a cat makes when there are fireworks outside, delivering words that sound as though they were chosen for their cuteness from some old-fashioned rhyming dictionary, she risks appearing irredeemably pretentious.

(link)

Joanna Newsom - Pretentious and Overrated

From snippets on Google & pages linked to from a search for "Joanna Newsom" pretentious:

Ugh, I can't stand her. The epitome of pretentious hipster bullshit music.

Partly I like it because it's pretentious as hell and it's got a goofy ren-faire cover

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

what part of "ignore stupid ppl" is difficult to grasp here

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

pretentiousness is kinda underrated

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Not fretting about what other people think of her. I was just supporting my claim that other people think shit's pretentious.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

think her shit's pretentious

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

what part of "ignore stupid ppl" is difficult to grasp here

HI DERE on an otm spree, spearing truth like a unicorn picking apples

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

so that's what the horn is for ....

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

HI DERE on an otm spree, spearing truth like a unicorn picking apples

<3 love you, man

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Not fretting about what other people think of her.

You kind of are.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

wouldn't a unicorn skewer the apples

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

what part of "ignore stupid ppl" is difficult to grasp here

HI DERE on an otm spree, spearing truth like a unicorn picking apples

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.)

Not fretting about what other people think of her. I was just supporting my claim that other people think shit's pretentious.

― ksh

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

no Edward III the unicorn has a bucket he just knocks the apples into it

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

why the fuck's a unicorn got a bucket

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

then he sits at a little chair by the highway selling the apples from a table spread with a gingham tablecloth & later Robert Frost writes a poem about it

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

to catch the apples duh

xp

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

all part of God's plan you guys

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

For context: Dylan lolz and Dylan love have coexisted for nearly half a century.

that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Not fretting about what other people think of her.

You kind of are.

― Mr. Que

Yeah, no. Talking about how people react to her music isn't fretting.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

okay, but in the context of the conversation here (which is equal parts conversation about the album/unicorn vivisection jokes), discussing whether people find her pretentious is like the least interesting topic you could choose to discuss; no one here is afraid of art projects, no one here is afraid of classical music encroaching upon their indie and no one here is afraid of cerebralism, so no one is really going to challenge you on that assertion and it won't really lead the conversation anywhere enlightening and/or funny

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Glad you've weighed in with your opinion.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Talking about how people react to her music isn't fretting.

you're not talking, though, you're just kinda posting a bunch of stuff you googled and found and so it comes across like fretting and i dunno brother

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

is this what it's like when we talk about the album

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Is this real life

Turangalila, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

caught in a landslide, no escape from the unicorn

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

talk about the changes in her singing and whether they enhance or dtract from the material, talk about whether a triple album is genius or insanity, talk about the likelihood that she has a tattoo on her inner thigh of Gonzo/Fozzie frottage*; pretty sure anyone would be more than happy to engage you on those topics

* 5%, btw

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

For context: Dylan lolz and Dylan love have coexisted for nearly half a century.
otm, and Brian Wilson lols and Lou Reed lols. These guys are my favorites, and I loooove making fun of them.

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually are there vocal Brian Wilson haters? It seems like you'd have to be an insane curmudgeon to earnestly, genuinely hate The Beach Boys?

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Gonzo/Fozzie frottage

thread is a gift from God, imho

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

(moving away from lols to the polarizing effect many of these artists have, obv)

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

caught in a landslide, no escape from the unicorn

don't recall Liam Gallagher singing this

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

that's because it was Fleetwood Mac

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't hate the beach boys, I hate their stupid pretentious fans

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually are there vocal Brian Wilson haters? It seems like you'd have to be an insane curmudgeon to earnestly, genuinely hate The Beach Boys?
nah, i'm saying you can both love and laugh at these artists ...

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

what is not funny about a fat dude on acid playing piano inside a house i a pit of sand

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

VELKO U R MY HERO <3

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

"This is a hold-up. Your apples or your life."

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

just saying if i was a fucking unicorn, i'd be using that horn all the fucking time for stuff

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I was catching up on reading recent interviews with her, and I was responding to something Curt1s posted in response to a brief comments I had about stuff she said in those interviews. Then it snowballed. I don't have a fascination with other people's views of her.

Mostly, I just wanted to pass links to the interviews along in case interested ILMers hadn't seen them yet. Onward with album discussion and unicorn jpegs.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

From snippets on Google & pages linked to from a search for "Joanna Newsom" pretentious

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The unicorn and the apple
clomping stomping bobbling down
the stream leads to the castle
oh fie on thee the apple cried
skewered side, biting its thumb
the unicorn clomped, like a dirigible

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

nah, i'm saying you can both love and laugh at these artists ...

no I got that, I hit submit to early and didn't really explain that I was extrapolating off of the love and lol phenomenon into the polarizing figure phenomenon and wondering if there was a correlation

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

the likelihood that she has a tattoo on her inner thigh of Gonzo/Fozzie frottage*

now i've got a very weird mental image of chris jericho and ted nugent in my brain

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually are there vocal Brian Wilson haters? It seems like you'd have to be an insane curmudgeon to earnestly, genuinely hate The Beach Boys?

― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, March 2, 2010 3:10 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

i don't hate but their music is like completely useless to me

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i would love to actually talk about this record, but i think we'd need a new thread, and it would need to not be on ilx.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 10:21 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

i'd also like to point out that i am still otm 4 hours later

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

More or less, cad.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Well then stop posting goole results and talk about the album

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

album's definitely too big for one thread ... maybe three threads?

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

we're gonna need a bigger troll

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

this could be one of the most ambitious threads ever

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Well then stop posting goole results and talk about the album

― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE)

Nah.

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't bring goole into this!

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

that would be goolish

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

truly a palimpsest of sage meditations

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I would have more to say about this, but I bought a Corrputed album yesterday and that feels more vital and urgent today than apples or unicorns.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

More or less, cad.

― ksh, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 8:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

unfair! one man's cad is another's bon vivant IMO

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

what the hELL

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

would cast area of effect spell on

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

omg @ pic

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't see no apples

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

unicorn picked them all before photographer got there

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I put on my robe and wizard hat

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Waiting for Wizard's Sleeve remix of this album, tbh.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.critter.net/~voop/FURRY/Lil.jpg

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

album's definitely too big for one thread ... maybe three threads?

A+

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

trying to work out in which scenario someone would pose like that, humanoid unicorn or no

xposts ;_;

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

xposts ;_;

lol

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

have you seen the internet

xp

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

trying to work out in which scenario someone would pose like that, humanoid unicorn or no

please keep your thoughts to yourself

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Nah.

LOL

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

my question is if you were a suburban humanoid unicorn why would you have a stuffed unicorn on your bed

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

well shoot but why would a humicorn need to cast spells - just run at foe w/ horn and hooves iirc

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

suburban humanoid unicorn dwellers

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I hate to lower the tone of this learned thread, but one month later and I still can't read the album title without thinking she's talking about coprophilia.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

ew

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

oh shud

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

it's like the music's come back in while everyone was dancing anyway

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

he poos clouds on me

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

by Joanna Fantasy

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

, a shud

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link


I hate to lower the tone of this learned thread, but one month later and I still can't read the album title without thinking she's talking about coprophilia.

best post of 2010 imo

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

let this thread never stop, never change

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think of it as a triple album. More kind of like 3-ply.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

can the album stand up to a heavy load

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

well this thread went to shit

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe we should wash our hands of it

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

gonna poo-poo that suggestion

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I think we can push out some more quality content if we try real hard.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah--we've worked hard on this thread, it's not like we just shoveled out some crap

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think of it as a triple album. More kind of like 3-ply.

― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:45 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

new best post of 2010, pant-wettingly good

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

(Joanna POO-som)

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

whatever we do, we'll have to be sure to shit poop crap doody

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

okay winnner

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

j0hn d no offense but your last post trailed off into a kind of verbal diarrhea diarrhea

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

^ can we embed uppers.wav style into this thread

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

we're kinda going through the motions at this point tbh

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

eventually we'll come around, talk about the album, get down to fundamentals

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

you have to admit the thread is well formed

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

poop poop on poop

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Have one on me, as the bear said to the monkey.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

this album will be floating to the top of many critic's top 10 lists

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

t01lists

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

aaaahahahahahahahaha

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

lock, dump thread

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

THE UNICORN IS POOPING CUPCAKES

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

based on a true story

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't know quite what to say

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

the poop-eyed mender

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

clam, crap, cockle, cowrie

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

This monkey's gone to poop heaven.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

the cupcake-pooped unicorn

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

the unicorn pooped color cupcakes

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

sqYs

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

sure glad we're talking about the album's musical merits again.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

unicorn feces

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

a poop's as good as a wink to a blind unicorn

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

egest ban

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

peach, plum, poop

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I just had to wade in here.

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

poop in a box

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I break poops

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i think JN would be really happy at the turn this thread has taken recently.

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

the sprout and the bean

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

for my wound up bud ksh

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/j/david-lee-jones/unicorn-highway.htm

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Faith in the fantasic drives young Thaddy Williams to chase after a fabled unicorn--a quest that requires great courage and a willingness to confront the evil Wolf who lurks in the shadows of his dreams.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

poop in a box

there's a box on fire

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

willingness to confront the evil wolf=willingness to confront evil ilx posters on why they don't want to talk about Have One on Me

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

These jokes are becoming corny.

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

hey are there any actual songs about unicorns?

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

"Unicorn Rainbow Vomit Fetish" would be a great name for a candy raver/black metal crossover band.

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ unicorn has dope hair imo

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

yes he does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EPsuOEH1fY

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

what about this guy

http://blog.pawshpal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/snood20unicorn1.jpg

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

that one's pretty good

ksh, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

http://art3.server07.sheezyart.com/medium/180/1804430.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cm865.jpg

Moka, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2945623741_669fc03df6.jpg

Moka, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/D78uw.jpg

Moka, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

OMFG

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

get Z S in here, like, now

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

so that's like ... a thing? Robocop and unicorns?

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

sure?

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

seems that way

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Robocop, unicorn, wolf moon, outstanding A+++++

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

needs an eagle

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

and maybe some owls

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

a city of owls

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

It almost looks like there is one on the far right of the moon right above the unicorns mane, but maybe thats just wishful thinking on my part.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

looks like robocop and unicorn are engaged.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

would attend stag night

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Robocop, unicorn, wolf moon, outstanding A+++++

^^^, speechless tbqf

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Moka wins thread imo

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

ok this shit is fuckin fun http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

hang on J0hn we've kinda reached the stage where nothing that's posted here isn't completely amazing

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

let's keep this thread peakin'

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

it's like being fought by mike tyson except instead of gloves he is wearing unicorns

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

we're shitting out rainbows here, people

tylerw, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

can't wait til we start talking about the album--has anyone heard it? when does it come out

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

what album?

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

do I look like a fuckin highway

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

http://poseidonwebdesigns.com/Dolphins/images5/harp.jpg

Mermaid: "Mr Dolphin, do you have a harp"
Dolphin: "Yeah, I 'Have One On Me'" *winks*

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

The Unicorn Shits Rainbows by CyberWolf and the E Street band

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/3E1hl.jpg

Moka, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

genuine, resounding lols

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

this will be my summertime beach jam, can't wait
http://filipmoroz.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/unicorns.jpg

he often deploys multiple browsers and constantly replies to himself (velko), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/glitters/u/unicorn_-9873.jpg

"something of a predicament you're in there, eh mr. unicorn?"
"yes, it Ys"

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1001/1398836446_395fd15803.jpg?v=0

this is some awesome voodoo shit and I do not lie

with 4 magical horns & 3 figures to impale! (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

A unicorn with four horns is no unicorn at all.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

It's a four-nicorn.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

but look you can choose between standard 'corn, narwhal, ivory and ballpoint pen

with 4 magical horns & 3 figures to impale! (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I would have liked actual discussion of the album too, but some things are a worthy sacrifice.

the Adult Swim unicorn game doesn't work, I press the keys, nothing happens. :'(

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

the adult swim unicorn game is great

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

tho its pretty much a ripoff of this http://www.adamatomic.com/canabalt/

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i like this record, I like the first two okay but they get on my nerves, this one doesn't. It sounds like the Kick Inside. Maybe someone already said that but I can't scan past the unicorn jpgs.

akm, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

man, wait till I actually hear this album and start dropping 6 paragraph posts of dense exegesis

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

and I mean dense in the "stop being so fucking dense" sense

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, she sure ain't no Vampire Weekend:

Joanna Newsom, the week's most-talked-about release, lands further down at No. 75. The long-awaited, highly-ambitious three-CD Drag City set "Have One on Me" sold more than 7,000 copies in its first week, and gives the critically beloved Newsom a new high on the big chart. Her 2006 effort, "Ys," debuted and peaked at No. 134.

Moodles, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

so which two of you went out and bought 3500 copies of this

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

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Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

so which two of you went out and bought 3500 copies of this

do you have to ask

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

for something as hyped as HOOM, 7000 copies in one week doesn't sound like much...

Deluxe Merseybeat Wig (Jack Battery-Pack), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

otoh, it's more expensive than a single-disc, so maybe 3.5K isn't bad . . .

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVCQ2Fq-E6s

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

KSH's wall, yesterday:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_e1KXLxW6R4o/SGqsy2YbfYI/AAAAAAAAADs/BAjGFf8m-XU/CM25CD.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

though i always wonder with releases like this how many copies are sold at non-Soundscan reporting shops...none of the three shops i most frequently shop at in Mpls report to Soundscan and they are pretty much places that would sell a lot of copies of shit like HOOM.

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost that's a question, actually - it used to be that double albums scanned as two albums, so that if you sold 10,000 copies of your double, it'd scan as 20,000 sales -- is that still the case, does anyone know?

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

feel like ksh shoulda tried a little harder, 3500 is nothing

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

don't forget the copies on vinyl..

http://www.humandmumble.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/26live_wave.jpg

Deluxe Merseybeat Wig (Jack Battery-Pack), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.puppet.org/museum/store/site/images/spunicorn_2818_1.jpg

tylerw, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Her singing on this reminds me of Melora Creager's back in the '90s.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

times like this i wish marissa marchant was still around, i bet she would have a BIG opinion about newsome

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

omg

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I have to say, I tried listening to my first copy a second time, and it wasn't the same. I buy a new one every time I want to listen, which is about three times a day. Am assuming that there are many like me.

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i just read this thread and now i'm

http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/im_a_unitard.jpg

gelatinous rube (brownie), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i bought three to use as coasters.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i bought a couple, mixed them up in a hot bran mash for my unicorns, who promptly shat rainbows, which i recorded an will upload as an Mp3 later

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

hope it sounds like a wire cover

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

any chance we can get a .wav of that? mp3s of rainbow poops are so lossy...

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

eh, i'm an artist, deal with it

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

he's alright, i wouldn't worry about him

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

MUSIC INTO NOISE: THE DESTRUCTIVE USE OF DYNAMIC RAINBOW COMPRESSION

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

anxiously awaiting the joanna newsom/die antwoord mashup.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

MUSIC INTO NOISE: THE DESTRUCTIVE USE OF DYNAMIC RAINBOW COMPRESSION

I love you

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

someday we'll find it
the rainbow compression
the lovers, the dreamers, and me

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost that's a question, actually - it used to be that double albums scanned as two albums, so that if you sold 10,000 copies of your double, it'd scan as 20,000 sales -- is that still the case, does anyone know?

I actually looked this up the other day b/c I was wondering about Newsom's potential sales. And this is not actually the case, if it ever was. The RIAA does count each disc as a discrete unit, so HOOM would only need to sell 166,667 copies to go gold. But in terms of Soundscan reporting, single-disc albums, triple albums, and box sets are all counted as one unit.

dylan's craggy larynx (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, I think I've kind of figured out why I'm not feeling HOOM as much as Ys. From a 2007 interview:

I don’t fuck around nearly as much as I used to with the idea of polymeters (the old “playing-a-part-with-my-left-hand-that’s-in-5/4-and-playing-a-part-with-my-right-hand-that’s-in-3/4” routine). There’s a bit toward the end of “Only Skin” on my last album that could be viewed, if you were the sentimental type, as the death-knell of that whole meter question. In my brain. It has sort of stopped being fascinating to me and started feeling wanky. Like, proggy. I have resisted going down that road for years now, the prog-road, and I started to realize that was the only place I could go with the meter question unless I just kind of laid it to rest.

dylan's craggy larynx (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

releasing a triple record chock full of long songs is a strange move for someone scared of going down the prog road

he often deploys multiple browsers and constantly replies to himself (velko), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

the prog-road - I so wish she'd go there.

At least I now know what Good Intentions Paving Company is about.

Moodles, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't forget: HOOM is her down-to-earth, back-to-basics album...

Moodles, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Return to Poo Corner:
Just back to drop a Loggins

Moodles, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Joanna Newsom just made me like her a little less

queen of the rapping scene (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

It's like when Mike Kinsella decided to abandon complex time signatures. I liked American Football a lot, but Owen never did much for me.

dylan's craggy larynx (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

for something as hyped as HOOM, 7000 copies in one week doesn't sound like much...

― Deluxe Merseybeat Wig (Jack Battery-Pack), Wednesday, March 3, 2010 2:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

yeesh, i know. the record industry is really in the gutter huh? 7,000 albums would have been a laugh just 10 years ago.

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean in the late 1990s, when i worked there, smithsonian folkways would complain that vol. 12 of their "music of indonesia" series only sold 3,000 copies.

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

how do record labels make _any_ money. i have to imagine that the promotional budget (plus overhead like packaging, distribution) for this album dwarfs whatever they made selling 7,000 or even 21,000 copies.

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i really don't think Drag City would have be TOO bummed out by moving 7000K units of a TRIPLE album by some crazy ass Ren Faire chick

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

10 years ago

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

when will Drag City sign a unicorn is my question

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

"I'm half unicorn on my mother's side"

http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Sarah/oldham2.jpg

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

lolllllllll

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3209/2511001117_6f8a94e081.jpg

tylerw, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^dude has a two song triple album coming out on southern lord i heard

tylerw, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

waiting for the vinyl

om nom nom nom de plume (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah dude! Clear vinyl splattered with unicorn blood, limited to 666 copies. Only $350!

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Woah, it's a Doomicorn

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link

gonna be a concept album about unicorns i believe

tylerw, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

The RIAA does count each disc as a discrete unit, so HOOM would only need to sell 166,667 copies to go gold. But in terms of Soundscan reporting, single-disc albums, triple albums, and box sets are all counted as one unit.

right - I was confusing RIAA & Soundscan - thanks

how do record labels make _any_ money.

they don't. practically all of them who are left including the big ones are now officially doing it 1) for the love and 2) because it's all they know how to do. the money aspect is gone. whether this is a favorable development or no, we will know conclusively in about 20 years by my out-of-thin-air estimate.

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Rainb 0)))

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link

starting to believe that new joanna newsom album just part of a big conceptual coup whose centerpiece is this thread

j0hn: so i guess drag city makes enough for their employees to eat and that's about it?

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link

That really bums me out. I mean, shit, I keep buying physical CDs and vinyl hoping that I'm doing my tiny, little part to help support labels like this and it sucks to realize it isn't helping at all.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link

sometimes i think the only people making money in indie rock are Pitchfork and The Fader

Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link

and carles

max, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link

faders only making money b/c it is technically a "marketing company"

max, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

uh, exactly

Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

j0hn: so i guess drag city makes enough for their employees to eat and that's about it?

I don't know drag city's individual situation but afaik that's about the extent of things industry-wide. I try not to make a lot of noise about it in public places for various reasons but the people who work at the record labels work 12+ hour days for ok pay and are awesome people generally speaking and it's sad that the market has told them "you don't really count as far as we-all are concerned"

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

McDonalds is only making money because they're technically a "fast food restaurant"

― max, Wednesday, March 3, 2010 6:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i am a marketing company

max, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

that said, I am pretty certain drag city is stoke with a 7000 opening week - that's strong for an indie, and stronger still for a multi-disc indie record

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

sometimes i think the only people making money in indie rock are Pitchfork and The Fader

lol & hipsterpuppies amirite??

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

<3

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, when you have a popular meme, Google sends you a check like ASCAP

Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link

loooooool

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i wonder how many people illegally DL'd this album and are listening to it regularly (and how this compares w/ 7,000 who purchased it).

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

10,000? 20,000? 6,000,000?

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

what is money

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

what the fuck can a unicorn spend a dollar on

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Do I have to take a picture of myself kissing my copy and send it to the tumblr to prove my dedication? Just wondering guys.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

are you a unicorn?

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

kissing my copy

eating it would show tru dedication

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

whiney in all seriousness if you have not already translated that stuff into cold hard cash then you need to either 1) hire a manger working on spec or 2) hire me because if I were in your shoes right now the next 3 months of my rent would already be paid

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

hipster unicorns

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Stuff Hipster Robocops Like

tylerw, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i wonder how many people illegally DL'd this album and are listening to it regularly (and how this compares w/ 7,000 who purchased it)

bigchampagne has those #s I think though you have to pay to see them. I think it's like 10:1 which leads labels to say "we'd be selling all those records if it weren't for the damned internet!" which obv isn't true; not everybody who takes something they can get for free would necessarily buy it given the absence of the free option. my own (again, thin-air based) guess is that sales would maybe be approx. twice what they are across the board w/o the internet, but maybe not, because the internet has increased the amount of exposure indie acts can get - it's a complicated q & there's pretty much zero point in imagining how things might have shaken out otherwise - without the internet, practically no-one would have heard of jn at all

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

all you have to do is believe

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

the "big" indies -- Sub Pop, Matador, Merge, etc. -- are at least somewhat profitable, right?

ksh, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i imagine that would be the case with merge, at least

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

but maybe not, because the internet has increased the amount of exposure indie acts can get - it's a complicated q & there's pretty much zero point in imagining how things might have shaken out otherwise - without the internet, practically no-one would have heard of jn at all

yeah otm. i feel like it's difficult to pinpoint buying a record as like a definitive moment anymore, too: people might download first and buy later; buy some of it on itunes; go see her next time she's in town; buy the next lp or whatever.

werewolf congress (schlump), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link

well yeah but in fairness if the album sales could approach the amount of exposure, it'd be good times for artists - it's not like the # of people downloading translates into Newsome selling out the Hollywood Bowl or anything

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

hey she sold out Harvard!

Wet Hot American Oil Spill (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

http://thequietus.com/articles/03830-joanna-newsom-have-one-on-me-album-review

Excellent review by Petra Davis in The Quietus. Sorry for going off topic lulzx

craigboney (Mister Craig), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I know Insound is doing pretty well. Moving plenty of vinyl there. I also work at a CD/record store where business is based off of used items mostly, and that model is not like it was but its still holding its own.

Evan, Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks to Amazon presence as well.

Evan, Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

What someone should do is print up 500 copies of some weird folk record they made, sneak a few into stores around the world, and then spend the next 20 years planting rumors about this "lost" album's purported greatness but particularly its elusiveness. Maybe every few years coax a few friends to form bands "influenced" by said "lost" record/artist. And then, 20 years down the line, when the price of this ultra rare artifact hits the roof, occasionally auction one off anonymously to pay for your retirement.

Virtually foolproof, I say, though it doesn't take into account the giant asteroid hitting or its impact on vinyl sales.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

yes Josh but who's to say such efforts haven't already been undertaken, without success, countless times?

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:49 (fourteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vashti_Bunyan

ksh, Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Philips records not exactly specializing in editions of 500, ksh

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link

more like "released with a pretty massive promo budget & muscle & enough copies printed up to find their ways into many hands later"

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Why must you shatter his crystal palace

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long. rap it up, folks.

scott seward, Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Philips records not exactly specializing in editions of 500, ksh

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.)

Yeah, you're right. No idea why I thought Diamond Day was a small run thing initially.

ksh, Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

it wasn't a limited run, but nobody bought it because there were a million other great albums released that year that were better.

scott seward, Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

What someone should do is print up 500 copies of some weird folk record they made, sneak a few into stores around the world.

Does this happen?

Megadeth Panel (Ówen P.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Does this happen?

no because if anybody sells 500 copies of anything they immediately repress

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link

of course I have that 30 copy run of unavailable-elsewhere cassettes I just gave to two Croatian distributors in '98 but fortunately nobody's gotten wind of that yet

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

no because if anybody sells 500 copies of anything they immediately repress

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, March 3, 2010 9:39 PM

As a child who worked in sweat shops, I can say J0hn is right.

Evan, Thursday, 4 March 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

The following year, having no idea how to approach professional record companies and being convinced they would be uninterested, Fahey decided to issue his first album himself, using some cash saved from his gas station attendant job and some borrowed from an Episcopal priest. So Takoma Records was born, named in honor of his hometown.[5] One hundred copies of this first album were pressed [6]. On one side of the album sleeve was the name "John Fahey" and on the other, "Blind Joe Death"—this latter was a humorous nickname given to him by his fellow blues fans. He attempted to sell these albums himself. Some he gave away, some he sneaked into thrift stores and blues sections of local record shops, and some he sent to folk music scholars, a few of whom were fooled into thinking that there really was a living old blues singer called Blind Joe Death. It took three years for Fahey to sell the remainder.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

well yes but

Following a 1994 entry on Fahey in Spin magazine's spin-off Alternative Record Guide publication, Fahey learned that he now had a whole new audience, which included alternative US bands Sonic Youth and Cul de Sac, British comedian and writer Stewart Lee and the avant-garde musician Jim O'Rourke. Byron Coley published a large article called "The Persecutions and Resurrections of Blind Joe Death" (also in Spin magazine) and at the same time a two-cd retrospective called The Return of the Repressed all combined to kick-start Fahey's career. Suddenly new releases started to appear in rapid succession, in parallel to the reissue of all the early Takoma releases by Fantasy Records.[4]

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

How does that take away from Mr. Que's bit?

Evan, Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

SORRY ITS NOT 20 YEARS JOHN ONLY 3

Mr. Que, Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

THREAD RUINED

Mr. Que, Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Didn't Bill Drummond claim/write in "45" that he used to press up fake-band singles and mail them to the NME or whatever from random countries, trying to inspire trend stories of a "Greenland scene" and stuff like that?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Hobbies...

Evan, Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyway, what this thread needs at this point is less talk about unicorns and more talk about unifauns!

"Said the unifaun to his true love's eyes..." Here Peter gets especially sad and tragic (and it's only the beginning of the song!). 'Unifaun' is supposed to be a pun, a cross between 'uniform' and 'faun' - the 'faun' brings in the mythological element, while the 'uniform' brings in certain military associations. Patriotic lament over the fate of one's country? Whatever it might be, the subject of the song is evident from the beginning line: a tragic statement of Britain's current state, a lamentation over the enormous, unbridgeable gap between the romantic past and the corrupt present...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link

impressions of disc 1: i moderately dig this.

impressions of disc 2: "in california" / "jackrabbits" / "go long" = a++ fantastic sequence

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 March 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

btw which of her older songs does jackrabbits sound *identical* to melodically at bits? at around 0:35 or so (I believe, I can't check)

Turangalila, Friday, 5 March 2010 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Clam Crab Cockle Cowrie?

ksh, Friday, 5 March 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link

disc two is the least dense with hooks, i think? (though the second half of disc three is the nearest to hard work - i don't know. i haven't had a chance to listen to this outside of work, and that is the one i play least. "sweet appraising eye of the dog / blink once if god / blink twice if no god" is a little too far for me to feel comfortable forcing on other people.) but yeah i'm surprised how much of it i remember on later playthroughs.

i am loving how plinky-plonk a lot of the piano is.

can anyone point out the kate bush song that 'easy' actually sounds like around the 'there is a life in the river / there is a river filled with light' bit?

thomp, Saturday, 6 March 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm at the point with a lot of songs where a lot of the deliberately skewed bits are starting to register for themselves rather than as disruptions. eg.

'who asked you if you wanted to be
lo-o-~ved by me
who died and made you
in charge of who gets to love who'

(or whatever; n.b. 'loved' is like seventeen syllables long for this to scan, which it still barely does)

-- moments like this are starting to register on their own merits, and not as 'oh. she just did a thing'

thomp, Saturday, 6 March 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

love how much mileage she gets out of "godawful lawlessness / law! less! ness!" on 'soft as chalk'. (love that something called 'soft as chalk' kinda stomps.)

realise lots of ppl will not find any of these moments appealing

thomp, Saturday, 6 March 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I have not read this yet, but -- NYTimes Magazine huge article time

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/07/magazine/07Newsom-t.html?ref=magazine&pagewanted=all

ksh, Saturday, 6 March 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Best piece about her I've ever read.

M.V., Saturday, 6 March 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Excellent, excellent piece. Totally worth reading, and one of the best on Newsom out there.

ksh, Saturday, 6 March 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

"Easy" when she sings that word sounds a bit like Kate Bush "Breathing".

Mark, Saturday, 6 March 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

She performed "Soft As Chalk" on Jimmy Fallon last night. You can watch the episode on nbc.com.

Moodles, Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i49.tinypic.com/igcjed.jpg

ksh, Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Mike Myers' clapping for Newsom made me lol

ksh, Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

here's the URL for the video, btw: http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/episodes/#vid=1206946

just fast forward toward the end. thanks to Moodles for the heads up.

ksh, Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Way, WAY better than the studio version.

M.V., Sunday, 7 March 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Jody Rosen's NY Times piece is exceedingly kind in describing her voice

curmudgeon, Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Jody Rosen's NYT Magazine piece today is okay.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

that NBC link doesn't load for me. here it is on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV0PfHemuvs

Duke, Sunday, 7 March 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I kinda want to ask every musician now, when I interview them, what their "spirit animal" is.

curmudgeon, Monday, 8 March 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link

so hers is a domesticated wolf kept by a property owner

am0n, Monday, 8 March 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

So, that NY Times piece is excellent, and anyone who's interested in Newsom's music should read it. In it, she recalls a really awesome story, which has been told partially in Erik Davis's Arthur piece on Ys and partially in her song "Cosmia," about an important moment from when she was younger. When I was reading her account of this story in the NY Times piece, I had the ilx unicorn crew's voices in the back of my head, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. So, yeah, great story, but impossible not to laugh after you've read this thread. Here's an excerpt for the benefit of Que, J0hn D., et. al:

She also had a spiritual streak, which her parents likewise indulged. When she was 18, in the middle of her senior year of high school, she decided that she needed “some sort of ritual marker of the end of childhood.” Her plan was to camp in the open air for three days and nights, eating little, seeing no one, communing with the great outdoors. Newsom’s mother sanctioned her missing school and helped her daughter scout out a place by the Yuba, in the middle of 35 wild acres owned by family friends.

“I hesitate to speak about it because it sounds so corny, but one of my goals out there was to find a spirit-animal,” Newsom told me. “On the third day, I was kind of delirious. I’d only eaten a little rice. I’d just slept and looked at a river for three days. I was prepared to be visited by my spirit animal — I was just sitting there, saying some sort of prayer, inviting that presence into my life. And then I saw three white wolves charging down at me. I thought maybe I was hallucinating; but I was also prepared to die. But the wolves ran up and started licking my face. Then I remembered that the daughter of the woman who owned the property kept domesticated wolves.” A few hours later, Newsom hiked out of the woods and went home. Her mother had organized a celebratory dance party for Newsom and her girlfriends. She strung up lights and served four kinds of cake.

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Pertinent lyrics from "Cosmia":

and all those lonely nights down by the river
brought me bread and water (water, in)
but though I tried so hard my little darling
I couldn't keep the night from coming in

and all those lonely nights down by the river
I was brought my bread and water by the kith and the kin
now in the quiet hour when I am sleepin'
I cannot keep the night from comin' in

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

For the non-unicorn people who care, here's the excerpt from Erik Davis's profile I refer to two posts above:

Rough stuff. But Newsom’s relationship with the Yuba goes deeper than such idylls. Towards the end of high school, when she was eighteen, Newsom went down alone to a wild spot along the river. After asking their assistance, she arranged some stones into a circle, and then sat down within the ring. She stayed in the circle for three days, fasting, facing the river. Her best friend and some pals camped a few miles away, bringing her water and small portions of rice while she slept. She had assigned herself things to do but abandoned them all. She just sat there and watched the river, and, even more, she listened to it.

“I was a completely different person before I went to the river, and a completely different person after,” Newsom says. When she first got back the girl was a total wreck. She would start crying when she woke up and not quit until she slept. She stopped going to school. She’d pick up the local paper, and read a headline like “Man Dies in Car Crash,” and then the crash would be in her mind, and the man’s bloody crumbled body, and his pain and dread and fearful exit from this world. “None of the calluses or borders or walls we put up to protect ourselves from going absolutely insane while experiencing life – none of those stood anymore. They had been worn completely away. I was like infantile and dysfunctional, a weepy, drunk mess.”

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Weird. It's like instead of her liminal moment inaugurating her into adulthood, it had the opposite function. Maybe this is what happens sometimes when people invent their own liminal rituals based on cartoons they've seen and that one Carlos Castaneda book they've read and not on personal, communal, familial traditions.

Mordy, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

the NY Times piece was pretty meh, but the magazine sucks these days anyway.

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

^ A++

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

glad you at least gave it a chance, tbf

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

not sure what was A+ about my comment. it was either read that article or the one about "can we teach teachers to teach better," or better yet the article last week "clinical depression might actually be good for us"

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

gotta say that excerpt appears to be grade-A evidence for the case against going on a vision quest

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

yup

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha, the A+ was just because a lukewarm comment from you on Newsom was in character. no big thing. but i'm glad you gave it a chance, really

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i feel like my childhood is meaningless after reading that. i threw a history text book into a river once but that's it

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

my comment was on the article not Newsom.

http://www.google.com/search?q=reading+comprehension&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

no wolves tbf

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

you knew what i meant dude. yawning @ you

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe you need to go on a vision quest and learn how to read

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

christ get a room you two

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i haven't fucked a sock since high school

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

okay no

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i laughed

called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Only vision quest I've ever done was when I picked up my new glasses.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I do love "1981."

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

"'81," rather.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

retagged "51" in my playlist - sounds better now

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Monday, 8 March 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

the more i listen to this the more i think she could have just released the first disc as a whole album and i would have been satisfied

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

second disc pretty important too imo. third disc i'm not totally sold on.

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I swear that "slow as molasses [. . .] time passes" line is from the opening theme song to Evening Shade...

http://sharetv.org/images/evening_shade-show.jpg

Sam Weller, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

snorg girl looks crazy

xxxp

鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

calling a song about AD 1, '81 is very shrewd

so is the domesticated wolf story — it's the whole born-in-the-80s thing of being aware of how ludicrous yr attempts at 'spirituality' are and feeling the need to undercut them

on the other hand ppl seem v capable of missing the point

where is that gif oh yeah:

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj303/Thatairsoftkid/HatersGonnaHate.jpg

thomp, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i thought the wolf story was kind of sweet. clearly it was an experience that meant a lot to her but its also clear how silly she realizes the whole thing was

max, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

And then I saw three white wolves...

http://timberwolfhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/3-wolves-howling-tshirt.jpg

EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Has she always made such faces while singing?

Sam Weller, Monday, 8 March 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Thats what I was wondering, never watched any live performances before this. I wondered if she has always done that, or if that was something that went along with her voice changes.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 March 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, gotta admit that it was a bit offputting. I don't recall this from the concert I saw, but maybe I just forgot. I feel pretty confident saying that the facial contortions and other odd tics are not at all necessary to achieve a particular vocal effect.

Moodles, Monday, 8 March 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

fallon clip is a good song.

Deuce Bigalow: Male Juggalo (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 8 March 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda reminds me of brian wilson's weird facial contortions

velko, Monday, 8 March 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't think the faces were a put on...kinda weird but lots of times it looks like she might have some issues with singing and playing piano at the same time, like she would make a little face before a chord change or something..or maybe they are just tics she developed when she was learning...i do little weird things playing bass cuz it's just habit

Deuce Bigalow: Male Juggalo (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 8 March 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think they are put on either, just a bit odd. Didn't keep me from enjoying her performance.

Moodles, Monday, 8 March 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

She certainly does it - or has done it - playing harp, no doubt because of how she has to awkwardly turn to face the mic. Not a lot of harp playing vocalists to compare to.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

ah man whose that one NY art scene transvestite dude that does the harp stuff??? gah i saw him once opening for someone

Deuce Bigalow: Male Juggalo (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 8 March 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Baby Dee?

"I get through more mojitos.." (bear, bear, bear), Monday, 8 March 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

the jimmy fallon clip reinforces my impression that she's really toned down the vocal tics, and as a result, her material is a lot easier to digest and enjoy. her voice is so much better on what i've heard from this disc than it has been in the past.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 March 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Shame about the song.

Turangalila, Monday, 8 March 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 March 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Baby Dee?

― "I get through more mojitos.." (bear, bear, bear), Monday, March 8, 2010 11:05 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes! thank you!

Deuce Bigalow: Male Juggalo (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 8 March 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

daniel how much of it have you heard so far?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 March 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

about one disc's worth (video clips posted here and on youtube).

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 March 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

you think i'm getting a non-representative sample?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 March 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

no i think you should listen to the whole thing--my guess is you'd like it a lot.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Daniel, did you ever listen to Ys?

Turangalila, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i have ys (drag city used to be on emusic back then). i like the compositions and arrangements, but her voice was offputting for me.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link

"sad but true"

hahaha, she's great

ksh, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I hate that so many of her past songs seemed so off-the-cuff. I really want to enjoy "Inflammatory Writ," for example, and share with people I know. The lyrics are interesting and it SHOULD be catchy and pleasant. But it really is not too enjoyable to hear someone's voice crack like that. It detracts from what should be a great song. Was there no more tape or disk space available to try another take? Ridiculous self-sabotage.

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

oh snap
http://www.nowtoronto.com/daily/story.cfm?content=173954

lmfao @ credulity (velko), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

u think andy samberg will beat him up

max, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

typical--Now Toronto's anti-unicorn stance is well known. that review is no surprise

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Seven thousand copies? Vampire Weekend, just to compare with another major indie release, did 125,000 in their first week with the same awareness level, and far more critical detractors.

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

in no way is that surprising or notable

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

same awareness level? on what fucking planet? in what magical unicorn forest?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

it's not too hard to figure out why her record sold far fewer copies

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Does anyone remember about a month ago when the editor-in-chief at Pitchfork, Scott Plagenhoef, came out swinging on a message board about how people underestimate his website’s influence in the industry? Well they gave this record and Newsom’s last one near-perfect ratings, so draw your own conclusions there.
http://media.gamespy.com/columns/image/article/774/774333/the-gauntlet-is-thrown-down-20070320040356055.jpg

lmfao @ credulity (velko), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

lmao @ canadian bloggers

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

influence != every record they praise highly must sell a lot of copies

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

It makes you wonder if these sub par sales figures are less a failure on the part of Newsom or an indictment on the waning influence of music criticism.

O_O

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

it's all over

tylerw, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

dismantle the blogosphere

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

RIP

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

can't believe i lived to see the end of blogs

lmfao @ credulity (velko), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess this is the end of pitchfork's vast influence--sorry scott

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

mayans foretold blog critic extinction by 2012

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

what am i going to read now, ilx??

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

a book???

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i had three rasin bagels this morning b/c of P4k's influence iirc

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

loooooool @ the title change

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Has Drag City ever had a "hit" out of the gate? It's not what they do, at all. They don't even advertise.

can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

(Er, they advertise heavily with posters and the like, but nothing in magazines et al.)

can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

She has beautiful and unique voice, but I must admit I’m amongst the shrugging classes on this one. Maybe I’m not smart enough to understand Newsom’s brilliant lyrical innovation, twisted phrases and eccentric anachronistic nuances.

http://www.rutterorganization.com/Images/caveman.jpg

('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

waning influence of not advertising

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

"Meanwhile, Sade, a much less artistically complicated singer who represents simple concepts of romantic experience, though ignored by the tastemaking websites and tepidly received by old establishment media critics, is selling records hand over fist."

In the benighted past, artistically complex, critically acclaimed triple albums are a license to print money because everyone based their purchasing decisions on the opinions of critics. Finally their iron grip on popular taste has been broken!

gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

"a much less artistically complicated singer who represents simple concepts of romantic experience"

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/matsononmusic/2011299572_joanna_newsom_is_bringing_lyri.html?prmid=head_main

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guapism rules (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I see a 3D unicorn in there.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

The creek is lying flat and still
It is water though it's frozen

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2009/05/07/2009193213.jpg

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

DEAR SEATTLE, GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE

guapism rules (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

As in hiphop, so it was in other pop musics: the aughts devalued lyrics.

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Now, rarely do songs bring one back for the audio equivalent of a poetry class's "close reading."

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Most articles, regardless of topic should have a concluding graf that begins:
"Meanwhile, Sade ..."

tylerw, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

"here's an attempted transcription"

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2009/05/07/2009193213.jpg

hey douchetruck get a physical copy

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

"an example of Newsom's wordstyle"

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

she's bringin lyrics back (YEAH)
them other singers don't know how to act (YEAH)

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

The extended piano/voice/lonely trumpet breakdown toward the end is just lung-collapsingly beautiful.

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

FROM THE COMMENTS:

Some really good observations about JoNew here, but you're overlooking the whole crop of "literate" rock that emerged in the '00s: Death Cab, the Decemberists, Two Gallants, Okkervil River, M. Ward, Newsom herself (her first album came out in '94). These weren't exceptions to a rule but a strong, valid set of artists maintaining a tradition. In pop music, lyricism always battles with the immediacy of sonic flourish, but it's never disappeared.

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

You call her JoNew in the night, don't you.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

it collapsed after the privileging of the immediacy of sonic flourish

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

note to self: never write in a manner evocative of the phrase "lung-collapsingly beautiful" ever again because it makes you look like a big dick

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

JoNew in the night
exchanging glances. . .

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

interesting that newsom's first album came out when she was about 13, did not know that

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

how could we possibly forget the great "two gallants"

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Music was newly tactilized Music was newly tactilized Music was newly tactilized Music was newly tactilized Music was newly tactilized Music was newly tactilized Music was newly tactilized Music was newly tactilized Music was newly tactilized

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

But winning though the piano-bar melody might be, and heavy as the breakdown is, the words captivate more. As with "On A Good Day," the rest of "Have One On Me," and Newsom's entire repertoire, the lyrics on "Good Intentions Paving Company" are slavish to basic poetry principles (mad internal and end rhymes, maximized assonance/consonance play) but nonetheless communicate resonant images and feelings.

I am not 100% convinced that "slavish" is the word he really meant to use there.

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

JoNew in the night
exchanging glances. . .

Exchanging gallants?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

also: maximized assonance/consonance play

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

chicks got MAD end rhymes

NO^^^^^^

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

We're living in a time that's thirsty for artists like Californian singer/songwriter/harpist Joanna Newsom. We're living in a time that's thirsty for artists like Californian singer/songwriter/harpist Joanna Newsom.We're living in a time that's thirsty for artists like Californian singer/songwriter/harpist Joanna Newsom.We're living in a time that's thirsty for artists like Californian singer/songwriter/harpist Joanna Newsom.We're living in a time that's thirsty for artists like Californian singer/songwriter/harpist Joanna Newsom.We're living in a time that's thirsty for artists like Californian singer/songwriter/harpist Joanna Newsom.We're living in a time that's thirsty for artists like Californian singer/songwriter/harpist Joanna Newsom.We're living in a time that's thirsty for artists like Californian singer/songwriter/harpist Joanna Newsom.We're living in a time that's thirsty for artists like Californian singer/songwriter/harpist Joanna Newsom.We're living in a time that's thirsty for artists like Californian singer/songwriter/harpist Joanna Newsom.

have one on her, kids!!

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

maximized assonance

i mean we've all seen the pictures. . .

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

bloggers really not coming off well itt

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

missing the halcyon days of real blogging rite now

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

douchetruck is golden

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

We're living in a time that's thirsty for artists like Californian singer/songwriter/harpist Joanna Newsom.

http://www.thetapestryhouse.com/images/products/fullsize/s227-s.jpg

lmfao @ credulity (velko), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

If a blogger is hit over the head with a harp and nobody hears it...

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ tapestry

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

wish there was a video of Devendra Banhart covering the Fleet Foxes dude covering Joanna Newsom

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

The sound of the song makes one feel something, obviously — if one has no reaction to her whinny-ing voice medieval-Cali-pop song style, one's cord is unplugged

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

seriously though, why can't people enjoy this woman's music without turning into insufferable pompous bags of fuck?

xp: what the holy hell

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

all of you who dislike JN's music are permanently broken

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm not broken

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm happy

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

if one has no reaction to her whinny-ing voice medieval-Cali-pop song style, one's cord is unplugged

I mean this isn't even a sentence yet it's dripping with more self-importance than a political intern

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Que, your happiness is a delusion

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Once that essential tincture is tasted, the character's long-distance gaze becomes a hard squint, and Newsom's frozen creek image more than a device to show nature being two things at once, but also significant in its relating of clarity and coldness.

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

if one has no reaction to her whinny-ing voice medieval-Cali-pop song style, one's cord is unplugged
part of the death panel legislation, right?

tylerw, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

looooooooooooool

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing has been getting me more furious lately than ppl claiming "good intentions paving co." is a "pop song" when all they mean is it has drums you can bob yr head to

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

The song is a monster, seven minutes long and compositionally interesting.

Would love to see an isolated singles review in another pub stop at describing a song as "compositionally interesting"

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

new flash guys: most music reviews are full of pompous gassbaggery

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

also assbaggery

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

a little bit of grabassery as well

tylerw, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

new flash guys: most music reviews are full of pompous gassbaggery

Yeah this isn't actually true

Like not even Brent D's infamous Kid A review is as mind-melting as these things are.

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

oh come on

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i feel like they're both on the same level

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

well big difference there is that brent d was ridiculous but he could actually write

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't say that most music reviews were GOOD, I said most of them don't contain sentences like "Once that essential tincture is tasted, the character's long-distance gaze becomes a hard squint, and Newsom's frozen creek image more than a device to show nature being two things at once, but also significant in its relating of clarity and coldness."

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

this guy doesn't even know the meaning of the words he's using

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess lung collapsingly beautiful is kind of mind blowing

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

these unicorns are making me THIRSTY

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Comparing unicorns to other animals is like comparing an aquarium to blue construction paper.

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

how the shitting fuck does that make any kind of god-damned sense

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Never, ever begin a sentence with "We're living in a time…" It sounds like movie trailer voiceover man.

gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

these UNICORNS are making me thirsty

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

"In a time thirsty for heroes, in a land without thesauruses, only one woman had the lyrics to make a difference. Coming to record stores this spring, the musical experience of a lifetime…"

gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://fansofbrands.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/lady-gaga.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

"... Sade's Soldier of Love."

tylerw, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

as someone who's suffered two lung collapses, I will let you rest assured that there ain't the slightest hint of beauty in it

guapism rules (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

these unicorns are MAKING ME thirsty

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Thread worth it for "douchetruck"

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

credit where it's due, "douchetruck" is some old-school livejournal shit, but i'd be happy if it took off here.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

On a good day, usually in late autumn, Esme can find the mystical and magical unicorn prancing carelessly among the baby birch and maple trees of the Occidental forest. Esme, along with her cousin Bess, ties ribbon bows in her hair before venturing out in California fog among the jackrabbits to seek out these fabled creatures. They tiptoe easy through the forest, soft as chalk, among the whistles of the kingfisher and go long, far into the depths of the unicorns' habitat. If the unicorns seem to be in hiding, Esme and Bess play elegant games of hide and seek, counting "81... 82... 83...", up to one hundred before chasing each other in fits of laughter. When this childish game does not suffice, the pair pick flowers to place delicately in their hair. Esme says, "you and me Bess, we're the best of friends". Grinning, Bess agrees as she admires a lovely daisy. "This would look stunning in your hair Esme, have one on me", she says, and entwines it in Esme's flowing blonde locks. But on this particular day, storm clouds gather and the smiling forest animals scatter, realizing they have no provenance on this day of all days. Esme and Bess, sensing the oncoming rain, look to pick out the quickest route home but quickly realize they will have to pick their way through the roots and brambles. Because, despite their good intentions, paving company had yet to clear a path through this portion of the forest.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I have had a collapsed lung and I enjoy the music of Joanna Newsom very much. COINCIDetc.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i have had a collapsed blog and i never want to see her horrid face ever ever again

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

her face is not horrid, just her voice. she's quite smashable iirc

guapism rules (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

this is not about smash, this is about broken dreams

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey certain ILXites: I call bullshit on your meh re the Jody Rosen article. I wonder if many of you even understand what actual, well-researched journalistic prose is, or how and why that NYT piece is exemplary. Don't wanna get personal, but, Jesus, I've read some of your...well, I don't wanna get personal.

M.V., Thursday, 11 March 2010 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, this thread is about to get a whole 'nother round of interesting!

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 March 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, then.

M.V., Thursday, 11 March 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

can you explain to me how writing can be good if it's about joanna newsom

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 11 March 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Meanwhile, Seraphina L. at Beat Crave is celebrating Joanna Newsom's massive record sales.

― Moodles, Wednesday, March 10, 2010 3:10 PM

this is still incredibly fucking funny btw

I think, at the end of the day, this album is too twee for me.

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

oh shit--the t word!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gif

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

EVERYONE STAND CLEAR THE THREADS ABOUT TO BLOW

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

mmmm yeah come here threadid 78023, come here and taste some real love

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

http://ndep.nv.gov/boff/sedan2.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^me, in 5 minutes

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.fas.org/programs/ssp/nukes/nuclear_testing/sedan.JPG

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

*strokes 78023's hair, looks down into its wide, generous eyes*

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

She did the Invisible Jukebox in the lastest issue of the Wire, kinda surprised she didn't get the Alan Stivell track, the Alan Stivell track called "Ys" that is

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 March 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

Invisible Jukebox: Joanna Newsom
The harpist has one on us as she dips into The Wire's mystery record box. Tested by Amanda Petrusich

http://www.thewire.co.uk/issues/current/?show=full#print_description

Totally want to read this. Newsom & Petrusich both are awesome

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing has been getting me more furious lately than ppl claiming "good intentions paving co." is a "pop song" when all they mean is it has drums you can bob yr head to

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:13 (Yesterday)

seriously? do you not read a newspaper or anything?

thomp, Thursday, 11 March 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, i totally feel you - i remember when ppl at my uni were protesting the occupation of fallujah and i felt it was more important to stay on the internet and argue about how guided by voices actually were not pop, after all -

thomp, Thursday, 11 March 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Seriously? Do you not understand the concept of interpreting rhetoric via the context in which it's used?

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

lol wtg you really cut down my hyperbole there

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

actually thomp, here's a direct, exaggeration-free statement: you and your uni protesters can fuck right off

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

O_o

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.galvestonmusicscene.com/Blog-Photos/sign-Relax.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Can we KEEP IT POSITIVE, y'all? 1998 posts in, I still think we can make this a worthwhile thread!!

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

*exhales luxuriously*

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

^ post 2000, congrats LJ

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread has put me through the works

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

*lights cigarette*

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry guyz, i don't like it when people talk to me like they're not also posting on a messageboard.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm cool now

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I realized that the thing that bothers me the most about the stagnation on the health care bill is that it is delaying aid to sick unicorns all across the country.

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Can we KEEP IT POSITIVE, y'all? 1998 posts in, I still think we can make this a worthwhile thread!!

burn in hell

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

:)

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

it is 2009 and nobody gives a fuck about JN

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link

it is 2010 and HOOOOOOOOOM

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link

it is 2010 in america and england is still living in 2009 but still unicorns are imaginary

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link

it is 2012 and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM also London Olympics

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

so anyway, I think my reaction here is best categorized as "two steps forward, two steps back" only instead of the madcap synergy exhibited between Paula Badul and MC Skat Kat that made opposites attract, I'm back exactly where I started with Joanna Newsom, scratching my head and thinking she's talented but wondering why the hell she's doing what she's doing.

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Can we KEEP IT POSITIVE, y'all? 1998 posts in, I still think we can make this a worthwhile thread!!

burn in hell

― Mr. Que

:-D

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

it is 2015 and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM is still really fun to say

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

who are paula badul and mc skat kat?

oh wait did you mean abdul? question still stands

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.poorvachemtech.com/images/Hoom-R.GIF

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images.tidningskungen.se/upl/normal385/hoom-10-2009-02.jpg

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, I meant Abdul
and you can't tell me you don't know this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbknGnZXHUk

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

ha you know, there are some frightening similarities between their voices

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahah i've never heard this song. it's pretty good!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks for making me feel old, cad

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

NO KIDDING

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.reddotproducts.co.uk/images/webhoom.jpg

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.reddotproducts.co.uk/images/hoom-access.jpg

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://kodyou.persiangig.com/mohammad/Jhoom%20barabar%20Jhoom%202.jpg

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

1988--yeah, i was 4 when this came out

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I... was not

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahah i've never heard this song. it's pretty good!
if u hear one song before you die, it's definitely gotta be that one.

tylerw, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

1988--yeah, i was 4 when this came out

hate u, fyi

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahah i've never heard this song. it's pretty good!
if u hear one song before you die, it's definitely gotta be that one.

― tylerw, Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:20 PM

if people were to ask me what single album I would advise them to listen to before they die, it's Ys. period.

― kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 3:28 PM

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

is this because you really like the album or do you just want them to die with perplexed expressions on their faces

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

both

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

http://kodyou.persiangig.com/mohammad/Jhoom%20barabar%20Jhoom%202.jpg

i am in this movie

also i heard opposites attract on an airplane back in summer '98, and loved it then

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVPXE0pOzOg

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I heard it in the grocery store last week and was STOKED.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Has no one made the 'HOOM' ----> Treebeard connection?

Edward Gibbon & Ruskin' Man (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/f88NZ1sxWX0/0.jpg
And you know-it ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together
Cuz opposites attract

tylerw, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

P4k gave Ys .2 more points than HOOM. i'm going to start a new thread so we can discuss this

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

*fart*

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

'I like to fart and am crazy'

Edward Gibbon & Ruskin' Man (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

all-time favorite screen name btw

Edward Gibbon & Ruskin' Man (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i am going to find us some solid Tumblr posts about JN for us to discuss

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

*hoom*

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

oh wait that was gbx not you

Edward Gibbon & Ruskin' Man (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

Edward Gibbon & Ruskin' Man (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

all-time favorite screen name btw

yes!

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

my all-time favourite screen-name is crut's 'Mr Dorbius'

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

thats a good one too

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

listen, i get it, ok? i am the only person in the whole world who hates joanna newsom. i get it. i get that all of my friends love her. so i checked out some of her shit on youtube today to be like, ‘maybe i used to hate her but i also used to hate asparagus and look what i eat for snacks every goddamn day.’

http://teamlauren.tumblr.com/post/439378761/listen-i-get-it-ok-i-am-the-only-person-in-the

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe joanna newsome makes people's pee smell funny just like asparagus

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

http://huggingthenewjoannanewsomalbum.tumblr.com/

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Been updated

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

"The stupidest theme blog yet?" - The Village Voice

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Dan's ones made me lol

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

(I am of course talking about esteemed vocal expert and ILX mod HI DERE)

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

(who is a closet JN-hugger)

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

awww man mr. dorbius was a FIERY good screenname

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

This thread:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrvgzhGvL1qb8haco1_400.jpg

via

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/nq1xt0.jpg

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

ksh can i gently suggest that you don't need to post every bit of hoom-related internet ephemera in this thread?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

almost done

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

alright, i'm out of hoom-related internet ephemera

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i liked 'nurse blorbius'

max, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://solastyear.com/huzzah.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahaha

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

(I used to work with a dude whose initials are JN who recently started a Facebook group talking about how Scott Brown had betrayed Republicans by voting to allow debate on the Democrats' jobs bill go forward so large chunks of this thread are very disorienting to me until I remember we're talking about everyone's favorite squawking fae)

― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:55 PM

I thought I'd mentioned this before on this thread

Anyway now when I read all of this dude's Facebook updates, I hear Joanna Newsom singing them. Most of them are horoscope updates.

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

and no, I do not hug him

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

do you rub his unicorn horn

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

what, no

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

well once but I was drunk

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

we've all been there: eight beers in, rubbing your pal's unicorn horn, dreaming of a better life

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm no big Newsom fan, disliked her before this album, think it could be cut down significantly.

But this thread brings the stupid like nothing I've seen on ILM before. Impressive.

Soundslike, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

hi, joanna.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

glad you could make it

Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

soundslike a big newsom fan to me

velko, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

have one on me, how about no

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm no big Newsom fan, disliked her before this album, think it could be cut down significantly.

But this thread brings the stupid like nothing I've seen on ILM before. Impressive.

― Soundslike, Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:34 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

sometimes i think we need a rolling GRAND PRONOUNCEMENTS thread for ppl who parachute in at the end with shit like this.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

think you should start a thread called "rolling GRAND PRONOUNCEMENTS thread for ppl who parachute in at the end with shit like this" tbf

ksh, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

half of it would be posts from me ;_;

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyl2bx9d8g1qb8haco1_400.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

hoomers

velko, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

okay if Hooters play Joanna Newsom as their restaurant music that would maybe be the greatest thing ever (just slightly over world piece and ending hunger, in case thomp was wondering)

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks dan

thomp, Friday, 12 March 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

world piece

max, Friday, 12 March 2010 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

ok then here is a less tetchy response to this post:

nothing has been getting me more furious lately than ppl claiming "good intentions paving co." is a "pop song" when all they mean is it has drums you can bob yr head to

― call all destroyer

well, no, it's a 'pop song' in that it: is catchy, airy, light; has a memorable and hooky melody with a verse-chorus-verse structure; presents an emotional situation which will be familiar to the majority of listeners; doesn't exploit out-of-time or out-of-tune sections for effect

if someone says it's a 'pop song' in the context of this record / joanna newsom in general that's a fairly straightforward proposition - we're talking compared to 'only skin' or the one with the "sweet appraising eye of the dog" bit

it's also self-evident that they don't mean 'pop song' in the sense 'will suddenly be sharing radio space with ke$sha and lady gaga'; it's a related sense of 'pop' to the ones people use when talking about big star or whatever. or guided by voices.

thomp, Friday, 12 March 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link

also, i actually did stay in to argue about indie music on the internet rather than protesting the occupation of fallujah; that wasn't meant to imply 'you would be a better person if you did this'. i can see how that wasn't really obvious.

thomp, Friday, 12 March 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I just sent two copies of HOOM to fallujah

doin' my part for the effort

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link

john i don't think we blast shrill and confrontational music at detainees anymore

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link

huh

thomp, Friday, 12 March 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link

ok thomp, re: gipc, my feeling is that yes it's being referred to as a pop song in the context of being one of the most accessible songs on the album (tho fwiw '81, on a good day, jackrabbits, and possibly easy are more so) but in terms of memorable melodies there are plenty of them throughout the record and i disagree that it has a verse/chorus/verse structure: at best it has an alternating structure w/two equal parts, followed by a weird slow section which mostly seems to exist so she can see how many times in a row she can use the same rhyme, followed by a piano/drums/trombone outro jam. it's also 7 minutes long. really lazy usage of "pop" imo when there are plenty of interesting things that could be said about it.

call all destroyer, Friday, 12 March 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Nitush's essay is really a whole new thread but this strikes me as OTM:

"So whenever I hear complaints about new indie acts being predictable, bland, overly tasteful, or unambitious, I can't help thinking this might be part of the reason: That this scene may have started producing music the way some adolescents get dressed, corrosively self-conscious about any sign of unfashionable difference that opens them up to be mocked. At worst, you can wind up with a whole genre where the acts and the audience are both armoring themselves against standing out or embracing risks."

I wonder how many new artists - maybe more thin-skinned than they need to be - curb their creative ambitions knowing what the internet is like. I think this is also part of why so few younger bands mess with political lyrics - the fear of being ripped apart. Artists don't get enough time to breathe before they're dismantled by a thousand snarky voices.

gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i haven't read the essay yet, but i would like it if on april fools, pitchfork changed the name of the column to "nabisco otm" and made the whole article just this gif

http://i37.tinypic.com/vqqo8z.jpg

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

really lazy usage of "pop" imo there are plenty of interesting things that could be said about it

well, you know ... go on, then? but, yeah, sorry my reaction was so twattish. i get really annoyed at the whole 'x is THE WORST THING EVER' rhetorical structure lately. probably do it myself a great deal.

thomp, Friday, 12 March 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

It's as if we've reached the point where one long-running indie value-- the idea that the performers are a lot like the audience-- has started eating up a much more interesting one: that indie can be a realm that embraces oddity and strangeness.

this is an interesting suggestion but I'm not sure that it's true, or at least, I'm not sure that it takes full account of the indie claim that performers are a lot like the audience: a big part of that claim, right, is that people are actually odd/strange; that inside every person-who's-just-like-every-other-person lies the unique quality of an individual's creativity. this is actually the big sticking point in indie stuff for a lot of people I think: this anti-performative indie urge, coming closer/attempting to come closer to expression (as opposed to/contrasted with peformance) - which is maybe some of people's beef w/JN: they see what she does as performance more than expression. (JN stans generally do not view her work this way, I think: for them it's a pure realm of expression.) for me, performance/expression is a bogus binary, I don't think they're really separable, but I think indie has long sided with "expression" as the approved model of creativity, pace the success of the Decembrists, whose divisiveness may have a good deal to do w/these q's

I don't think/speak as clearly as n*tsuh obv but that's a first take on his excellent essay anyway

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

but but the decemberists are all about performance!! (cf.: dorkily acting out 'mariner's revenge song', etc.)

thomp, Friday, 12 March 2010 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

did I misuse "pace"? I mean "the Decembrists are heavily performative, but they're an exception imo"

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i37.tinypic.com/vqqo8z.jpg

^^^^^^^ this reminds me of how joanna newsom looks when she sings

we call him gabb Neb coz he's gabb & his names Nebille (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV0PfHemuvs

your face will freeze like that, honey

we call him gabb Neb coz he's gabb & his names Nebille (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

(nb yes pace misused above pls revise to "the Decembrists notwithstanding")

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I wanna say though as a fellow funny-face-maker than generally speaking you make the faces you're just naturally gonna make when you sing. you could devote a lot of time & energy to learning how to pose like a model while you sing if you are self-conscious about bein a funny-face-maker but what a waste of time & energy that'd be. I don't think her faces are affectations, I think they're just how she looks when she sings.

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Nabisco's essay is making me think I should have paid attention to Parenthetical Girls

J0hn, I think you're making the exact same point from a different angle; the scene calcifies around an identity embraced by the fans because that identity is held up as REAL and TRUE and makes the people in the scene feel validated because there are actually other people out there who are like them; viewing that perceived identity as a front or a mask means that the people in that scene are fake and/or deluded, and ergo not nearly as intelligent or perceptive as your are. That's the stance I'm getting from the article and I pretty much agree with it because I see that exact same sense of sneering dismissal from practically every musical subgenre I can think of (except possibly folk music because they're all too high).

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I see that exact same sense of sneering dismissal from practically every musical subgenre I can think of (except possibly folk music because they're all too high).

the thread is about to arrive at the point of discussing the dynamics of subcultural spaces

ladies and gentlemen, we have liftoff

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

oh haha ok i agree with you then

re: newsom stans (do i count as one yet?) and 'expression': a lot of her recent press comes awfully close to maybe kinda sorta disavowing that. i dunno: in the arthur profile she talks about approaching some kind of state of 'skinlessness', which is considered in the article as what's really actually meant to be good about ys - whereas in the interview [nabisco] quotes (i think) she refers to her mindset at the time as smth like "basically pretty crazy"

3 x xposts

thomp, Friday, 12 March 2010 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

j0hn don't worry I won't persecute you for your facial expressions because they aren't the direct result of your trying to sing like angela lansbury

we call him gabb Neb coz he's gabb & his names Nebille (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe my effort to sing like angela lansbury is just a crashing failure

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link

future darnielle/newsom collaboration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ejhIZZvDgw

we call him gabb Neb coz he's gabb & his names Nebille (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

btw yeah HI DERE parenthetical girls as it turns out are kinda hot stuff

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

OTOH if you don't got love for the way the guy from Gene sings you might take a pass

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

owen p. is the octopus playing the drums in that video

we call him gabb Neb coz he's gabb & his names Nebille (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

btw I can't lie the 1st 3 minutes of "soft as chalk" have really grown on me

time signature changes I'll leave to Geddy & Neil & Alex tho

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

there are a bunch of tempo shifts but no actual time signature changes in that song, at least in how it was performed on Fallon...?

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

"performance/expression is a bogus binary"

This is so true that it's depressing that it even needs to be restated.

gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 12 March 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

wait am i really supposed to wonder about what my opinions about JOanna Newsom end up doing? because i don't wanna do that.

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 March 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

it's all your fault

tylerw, Friday, 12 March 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Or try their cover of the Smiths' "Handsome Devil", which-- over a quarter century later-- they manage to keep sinister and sordid. And then consider: whether you've enjoyed it or not, what do our opinions about stuff like this wind up doing?

Like, really? I have to have opinions on my opinions?

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 March 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

You don't want to hurt her feelings, do you?

Moodles, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

How can you be an indie fan without that level of obsessive navel-gazing? I thought that the music for people who weren't that inwardly recursive was pop/metal/punk/insert-other-random-genre-here?

(On a more serious note, I think the point being made here is more along the lines of "everyone's words are more permanent, meaning maybe everyone should think about how they talk about music as if they were music critics". I don't know if I agree with that or not.)

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Friday, 12 March 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

i def agree that the fact that everyone can now write their opinions on the internet has badly blurred the line between criticism and personal preference, if you're not paying attention (and most people aren't)

call all destroyer, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i do wonder if nabisco overstated the influence of those who would cut down something for being interesting vs. all the super-sincere blogger types out there, as well as people who listen to music without feeling a need to talk about it on the internet.

call all destroyer, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

"everyone's words are more permanent, meaning maybe everyone should think about how they talk about music as if they were music critics"

oh golly i hope not. that doesn't sound like much fun.

I think we talked about Dylan with regard to this? How I love him, but I love to make fun of him, I don't care if others make fun of him or what they say about him, it takes away none of my enjoyment from his records.

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i do wonder if nabisco overstated the influence of those who would cut down something for being interesting vs. all the super-sincere blogger types out there, as well as people who listen to music without feeling a need to talk about it on the internet.

Well, nabisco is also a product of ILX discourse, meaning that random semi-clusterfuck threads like this one, where a subsection of ppl are really just trying to make each other laugh as an ongoing tangent that has subsumed actual conversation of the artist the thread is about, so I'm betting that 10 years of conversations like this one have had a non-negligible impact on his impression of online music discussion and how it can affect people who read it.

oh golly i hope not. that doesn't sound like much fun.

This I completely agree with; you will pry my stupid unicorn jokes from my cold, dead, elfin hands.

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Friday, 12 March 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

oh yeah, i agree, i certainly don't have a good feel for this stuff "in the real world" because none of my irl friends really like the same music i do

call all destroyer, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

a subsection of ppl are really just trying to make each other laugh as an ongoing tangent that has subsumed actual conversation of the artist the thread is about,

this is kind of how i like talking about music, and most of the people i do talk to about music i think share the same sensibility: everything can be turned into a joke (which does get tiring sometimes, but the LOLs are worth it) but you can also talk music in a serious way. but i can understand how a thread such as this one can give you a warped sense of the conversation.

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

there are a bunch of tempo shifts but no actual time signature changes in that song, at least in how it was performed on Fallon...?

yes you are right - they function the same way for me, I like songs to keep their bpm steady, tempo shifts & time signature changes work the same way for me: they take me out of the song & I pretty much never find my way back. this is lizard-brain since-I-was-a-kid stuff for me, the first time I was listening to a pop song and it changed its game up a little I was like BRING ME BACK THE 4/4 I STARTED BOPPIN MY HEAD TO and I'm still like that for the most part. interesting side-note, actual real-life unicorns hate both time signature changes & tempo shifts and tend to start pissing with abandon if the music they're listening to starts heading in that direction, hence the well-known musical term "unicorn piss shift"

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

aint it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be quiet

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 March 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I was talking to some dude about the visions of johanna song a few days ago and because that is the only line I really know it kept getting sung by dylan over and over in my head

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 March 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

plus there's that one part where he says the words all funny

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 March 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost Orcs tend to favor additive rhythms, which is the irl reason for the antipathy between them and the motorik-obsessed unicorns.

Edward Gibbon & Ruskin' Man (Jon Lewis), Friday, 12 March 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

iirc phillip glass is an orc

max, Friday, 12 March 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

ha, meanwhile one of my favorite things ever in music are meter shifts where the main rhythmic pulse stays the same but the beat changes, like the swing from 6/8 to 4/4 in Walt Mink's Miss Happiness which is built off of a steady eighth-note pulse, or the rhythmic shifts in a lot baroque/renaissance music where you have a piece that starts in a 4/4 tempo that has a b section that takes the half note, divides it into 3 beats, and continues on in a much faster-feeling 3/4 but still is in a steady tempo up at the macro level (see for example Hassler's Cantate Domino)

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

just real quick: obviously that column's full of a ton of maybe and it's almost as if and perhaps we should think about statements -- like, Que, you totally don't have to think about the effects of your personal opinions; I just wonder how the way we collectively discuss stuff maybe changes the environment. (I don't know that ILX is uniquely hyper-critical, either: there are scads of places where people can be kinda wary.)

a big part of that claim, right, is that people are actually odd/strange; that inside every person-who's-just-like-every-other-person lies the unique quality of an individual's creativity.

and yeah, J0hn, you're absolutely right about that particular almost as if idea -- though I think part of what's getting me is that this quote, above, is actually a mentality that Lady Gaga has laid public claim to way more than a lot of quarters in indie! (I think Tom mentioned this on Tumblr -- rallying the "little monsters" and all.)

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

If there was one part of the piece that felt off to me, it's that in my experience there have been a bazillion more arguments over the artistic validity of Lady Gaga than Joanna Newsom (largely because I don't really know anyone IRL who knows who Joanna Newsom even is).

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

If this thread were an album it'd be 210 minutes long and get a perfect score

That "Virile Males" guide to Joanna Newsom was... well. Awful.

Megadeth Panel (Ówen P.), Friday, 12 March 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that was super embarrassing, for vanity fair, for anyone reading it, for the universe

max, Friday, 12 March 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I was looking for a picture of a unicorn shaking its head "no" to post in solidarity but I found this instead:

http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu/archives/images/obama-unicorn%5B1%5D.jpg

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Friday, 12 March 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

now we're talkin

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

the horse-like body represents health care; the horn, reform

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

the GIS results for "obama unicorn" speak for themselves imo

squircle takes care (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 12 March 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Dems need a new animal mascot, sounds like. or just add a horn to the donkey.

Edward Gibbon & Ruskin' Man (Jon Lewis), Friday, 12 March 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

add a horn to the donkey = gd sex euphemism

Ward Fowler, Friday, 12 March 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

only if it a euphemism, for having sex with donkeys

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Friday, 12 March 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

the donkey certainly gave me the horn

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 12 March 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i feel a bad donkey spell comin on

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

obama unicorn pics are for quick replies to people who wanted more reform & change & attention to what he campaigned on than they're gonna get iirc

wrong thread i kno ok

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

no let's make this a political thread

iatee, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ok joanna newsom is a fascist

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

it is a political thread: unicorns are a metaphor

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

if gavin newsom wins lt. gov post, joanna newsom will potentially be able to influence california politics

iatee, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

is this really a dan lacey thing

http://www.kevincharnas.com/uploaded_images/unicorn-and-obama-704886.jpg

'cause a gif of it was part of my enhanced copy of HOOM

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

would you guys quit harping on obama, save it for the political threads

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

lool

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

that is basically the greatest jpg of all time

plax (ico), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

May this thread never stop unveiling its treasures.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

adding a horn to obama

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

omg I'd forgotten about that one

srsly one of the greatest pictures ever

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

not tryin to steal J0hn d's unicorn/obama/suntan lotion thunder

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL

goole, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Why does unicorn in that one have truncated horn?

Edward Gibbon & Ruskin' Man (Jon Lewis), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

blog vandals

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

pitchfork

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Ugly Betty ate it

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

it is stuck inside obama

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Thought maybe it was some kind of Hellboy thing, though I don't really know what the shorn horns are supposed to signify in HB.

Edward Gibbon & Ruskin' Man (Jon Lewis), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

not tryin to steal J0hn d's unicorn/obama/suntan lotion thunder

the thunder belongs to all who haunt this thread with their godawful law-less-ness

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

law-less-ness!

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Friday, 12 March 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO0f853ejAo

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link

end everything

oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link

also DEEEEOOOOOOW

oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link

apparently Animal Collective uke covers are a thing

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K8Q9r_mw0o

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

end everything

― oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic)

basically

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

not a uke cover, but it has 32,500+ views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xjgZN4fQQo

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

32,507 views

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

loooool @ still

oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

High School Hipster Freeze Frame

squircle takes care (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEg-hE7TVlo

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

why the fuck is this shit getting posted to the hoom thread

call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

ksh get a blog jesus christ

call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

happy Friday night cad!

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

hoom is bigger than all of us now

oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

lol wtf @ all-skin centaur

call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 March 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCVvcQnb7VU

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, that is me

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link

holy shit this video is the worst

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

ok honestly what the FUCK was in that gigantor martini glass?

call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 March 2010 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

"eternity spreads itself out"

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think I've ever seen anyone drink a mushroom & weed martini before

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Saturday, 13 March 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link

for extra lols, click "CC," then click "Transcribe Audio"

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link

transcription of part of the video: "it's like we're on the same we're going to come home / mean that in any treaty that war / wade see markets the best investment decisions"

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i need a mod to add "eternity spreads itself out" to the title, right next to "RIP blogs"

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link

looooool dan

call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link

w/ CC --> Transcribe Audio, you get:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2gx1p2a.jpg

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link

the small intestine!

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link

it's extra funny 'cause dude looks "a little retarded"

call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait, did someone say Lawless?

http://webfantasy.info/Lucy_Lawless/Images/Lucy_Lawless_Xena_01.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/2uz884l.jpg

ksh, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ppl are gonna think we're making fun of downs syndrome kids itt

call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link

"...and someone who'd thinking about suicide- it's of them... ...raptor."

Evan, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:26 (fourteen years ago) link

This is some kind of crazy Robert Pollard song generator or something. I hope this feature never goes away.

Evan, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:27 (fourteen years ago) link

If you look at the third page, third row, third picture of the "Pictures" section of Newsom's Last.fm page, you get . . .

http://i43.tinypic.com/k1p4q8.jpg

Varg?

ksh, Sunday, 14 March 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

According to my little brother, our mom told him to come see Alanis Morissette on the TV. It was actually Joanna Newsom.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Sunday, 14 March 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.mlive.com/entertainment/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2010/03/joanna_newsom_mesmerizes_grand.html

GRAND RAPIDS -- What does harpist, pianist and singer-songwriter Joanna Newsom listen to when she's not busy writing or recording her own animated-symphonic, tale-telling musical poems?

A lot of "FM top-hit jams" she told her sold-out audience of 850 at Calvin College on Friday evening -- the first show of the new tour promoting her two-hour, three-disc album "Have One On Me" (Feb 2010, Drag City).

It was an obvious joke for her captive admirers, many of whom remained after her approximately 90-minute show for a 25-minute Q&A session.

In reality, the 28-year-old Californian with the elfin vocals said she has been playing catch-up on the music scene that she's ignored for the past two years while writing "Have One ..." in her self-imposed "solipsistic vacuum."

"I don't like to listen to music when I'm writing and recording," she said.

Newsom did say she enjoys the Dirty Projectors, eliciting approving cheers from her discerning Calvin student listeners.

But from the moment the petite indie folk, medieval-pop singer stepped into the octagonal Calvin chapel -- all smiles, waving frantically from the hip in her purple floral dress -- Newsom mesmerized her audience with an 11-song set and her intricate, quirky five-piece band of two violins, a usually-muted trombone, percussionist and guitar/banjo/recorder player.

more like soccidental (velko), Sunday, 14 March 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link

::has one on her::

am0n, Sunday, 14 March 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Newsom did say she enjoys the Dirty Projectors, eliciting approving cheers from her discerning Calvin student listeners.

ksh, Sunday, 14 March 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link

One down, four to go for the full GAPDY poll

ksh, Sunday, 14 March 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link

have one on a boat

:( (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 15 March 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Um. I have no clue if we're talking about the album yet or still mired in unicorn jokes - I'm down for both - but after seeing her live last night, I'm finally sitting down to listen to HOOM properly, and after finding the affectations a real hurdle on MEM and never really clicking with Ys this is striking me as properly gorgeous.

Alex in Montreal, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

meantime though there are some serious lols on the comments of that "open letter to joanna newsom" video

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Finally bought and listened to (most of) this. I can't muster the will to fight my way through the entirety of this insane thread just yet, so I may be repeating others. Oh, well. Stop writing hundreds of posts about unicorns if you're bovvered.

First thoughts: This is the most I've liked a newly-released album on first listen in quite some time. I think I've become really bored with today's music. Maybe I'm just getting old.

Also, easily one of the least unneccessarily-long multi-disc albums I can think of off the top of my head.

Backstory: I am pretty far from the audience for JN's music on paper, or at least the paper that most people use to describe her and her tunes. But I'm glad I finally took a shot on her stuff. MEM was dynomite. I wish more people had described her lyrics as 'Cormac McCarthy writing fantasy novels', because I would've been intrigued much sooner. Musically, she struck me as a modernized gloss on the Harry Smith archives (a la Phoenix's early reappropriation of '70s soft rock tropes), which I really appreciated.

Ys, I'm not quite as hot for, but possibly because I haven't spent enough time with it. It's kind of my musical Adaptation, in that I appreciate and respect what it's doing, but it doesn't quite grab me beyond that.

So her new musical touchstones seem to be Joni Mitchell and Kate Bush. There's worse company to be in, for sure, as long as she avoids making a career out of it (looking at you, Tori). I think she's got a lot of growth left in her, and she's easily one of the most interesting musical artists currently working, for my tin ear.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

it's as if the uke's only purpose is to be used for shitty covers

Venus in Fursuit (Future_Perfect), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Even People magazine likes Joanna Newsom. I was thumbing through the latest ish (no excuses) and came across a 3 star (out of 4) review of HOOM.

o. nate, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Just to unpack what I was saying when I said "Musically, she struck me as a modernized gloss on the Harry Smith archives", I meant specifically that her voice had the untrained and otherworldly quality of early 20th C. mountain folk whose singing style was probably influenced by nothing more than the small community of people they'd lived with their whole lives and almost certainly not by having ever heard "professional" singing before. A lot of early folk and country recordings feature really nasal, reedy singing that isn't anything like what we generally consider "good" these days. I appreciate that she was willing to deviate from that notion for a while.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 19 March 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

this record is pretty dece I think; I'm glad she's toned down her obnoxious shit

this thread is pretty long tho, can someone pls summarize

cozen, Saturday, 20 March 2010 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link

much more kate bush and her voice is actually quite pretty now

cozen, Saturday, 20 March 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you just summarized it on your own.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 March 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Erik Davis' epic review of Have One On Me

Moodles, Sunday, 21 March 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh man, thanks Moodles! Erik Davis wrote my favorite thing on Ys. This should be awesome to dig into too.

ksh, Sunday, 21 March 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH5Eo0bn6zY&feature=player_embedded#

Mr. Que, Friday, 26 March 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Occident hit me pretty hard today. Lyrics.

tincub, Friday, 2 April 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't agree with everything in this article, but I think it makes a lot of good points. It definitely articulates some of the reasons why I'm hesitant to even jump into this thread and start actually discussing this album.

Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

good article, thanks.

sleeve, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I stumbled across a pretty cool interview with Joanna Newsom and her band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIw4U0rqup4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_N_MnAeT1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzH-1oC7zGM

Moodles, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Moodles -- thanks for posting these, i've just started the first one

man is that announcer dude insufferable

ksh, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

alright, so i watched all three videos, and they were great. if anyone's into her music, they're worth checking out

ksh, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks, sugartits

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

she comes across as very funny and personable. she also says that she's been reading Nabokov's Ada, among other things, which wasn't so surprising because i've read her talking about Nabokov in the past

which reminds me, i still need to read Erik Davis's HOOM review

ksh, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

nice interview.
though i wonder how can a person, and one who makes music in particular, can manage without listening to any music at all for 2 years?

Zeno, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i was thinking about that, too . . . does she stop reading books, too? i really don't think i could go two years without other people's music or writing . . . but maybe when you're that deep in the writing process for a record your own stuff can sustain you

ksh, Monday, 12 April 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Why does she sound like Lisa Simpson singing through her anus on Occident?

Turangalila, Friday, 16 April 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

if joanna newsom actually sounded like lisa simpson singing thru her anus, i might pick up one of her records. as it is, her voice sounds like a couple of cats getting into a fight in a room full of helium.

A piping hot bowl of shits (A piping hot bowl of grits), Friday, 16 April 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

that's pure poetry guys, great job

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 April 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

the artistic progression that has been made over three albums ... in people's she-sounds-like-a-cat metaphors is astounding

Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful (schlump), Saturday, 17 April 2010 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe when you're that deep in the writing process for a record your own stuff can sustain you

Nonsense!

Throwing Muses are reuniting for my next orgasm! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 April 2010 12:14 (fourteen years ago) link

that's how it works for har mar superstar.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 17 April 2010 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link

(AND OTHER BRILLIANT COMPOSERS)

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 17 April 2010 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/news/38581-roots-and-monsters-of-folk-team-up/

ksh, Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS58_ZeLX1g

ksh, Friday, 23 April 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Why is this album so shitty?

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

No. iirc the critical reception to this has been overwhelmingly positive.

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry, the only time I've ever read anybody discuss Newman's records has been on ILX,

and ya thought that shit played out in ILX (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Huh?

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

any sales figures on this so far? i kinda thought with all the press she gets this had a shot to go at least top 20.
lol.

velko, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

confession: i have not listened to any of HOOM from "Go Long" to "Does Not Suffice" more than once . . . and that one time was on release day

ksh, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

"'81" has 63 plays, though

ksh, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

With the exception of a few tracks (Go Long, No Provenance, and Kingfisher), I think this album is pretty darn great. I've listened to it a ton since it came out. I highly recommend quite a few of the songs on the later part of the album, especially Soft As Chalk, Esme, and Autumn.

Moodles, Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Turangalila the reason this record has been so well received is because it is impossible to criticize. Who else is making lovingly crafted, impeccably orchestrated, analog triple disc albums in 2010? Nobody. She's the only person selling unicorn steaks, sorry if you don't like unicorn.

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i like this album quite a bit.

The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 April 2010 08:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Turangalila the reason this record has been so well received is because it is impossible to criticize. Who else is making lovingly crafted, impeccably orchestrated, analog triple disc albums in 2010? Nobody.

to be fair, iirc turangalia likes joanna newsom a lot. he just didn't like this new disc, maybe?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 24 April 2010 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"Didn't like the new disc" is different from describing it as "shitty".

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Saturday, 24 April 2010 08:19 (fourteen years ago) link

true.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 24 April 2010 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link

could be a "regular album" masterpiece if 2/3 of it was left out.

Zeno, Saturday, 24 April 2010 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link

81
good intentions
on a good day
in california
jackrabbits
soft as chalk

Zeno, Saturday, 24 April 2010 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link

So basically I'm supposed to find this agreeable from some meta perspective and I'm supposed to be reverential about it?

I think precisely the fact that it is such an "ambitious" project makes the fact that the songs are so uneventful (and imo bad) more frustrating to me.

She's the only person selling unicorn steaks, sorry if you don't like unicorn.

Maybe within a very narrow, indie-centric perspective. But otherwise, no. Sorry.

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

fucking excellent new screenname Owen but that still cannot save this record

brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

More specifically, I was so thrilled that I'd be eating what was consistently described as (and likely to be) unicorn steak but I tasted it and it turned out to be meatless. It was actually frozen, sickly sweet unagi sauce.

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

brb listening to the awesomely orchestrated new Nina Nastasia album

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

in theory i am willing to seriously stan for this album but in practice ehh

thomp, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

[hatersgonnahate.gif]

thomp, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Exactly.

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

still think this record is awesome though

thomp, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

actually i don't know, 'lovingly crafted, impeccably orchestrated' is kind of the thing -- like it's not a record where people are going to suddenly arrive at the opinion that she is amazing, from this record -- it's still a really, really, really good record

thomp, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

also i think it's her most generous-to-the-listener thing ever, despite being three discs long and the tracks averaging eight minutes

thomp, Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Also 0w3n, weren't you the one who was going on about how Ys should have been arranged by LOLWolfgang RihmLOL?

Turangalila, Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i like how Turangalila & I were hyping this record more than almost any other ilxors, then it comes out and T. doesn't like it & I've barely listened to anything beyond "'81."

that being said, I definitely should listen to it more.

ksh, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

can't imagine liking it more than Ys though, tbh

ksh, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I definitely should listen to it more

it will change your life.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

it's already changed mine.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3559/3309360335_bf48990a0f_m.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i kind of just want to listen to Cobalt and Baroness instead these days tbh

ksh, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I stand by the notion that Rihm would make a great pop arranger.
I'm not ready to go to bat for this record, p.s.
I just wanted to point out that Newsom's generosity with this record kind of makes criticizing it a bit of a moot point.

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry, not "criticizing it is a moot point", I don't mean that, but if you've got a bone to pick with this record I hope that you'd nevertheless show it the respect it deserves.
Even Wire put her on the cover and interviewed her over twelve pages before mentioning that it "left them unmoved".

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

(That was Ys, not this album.)

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm teasing you about Rihm, though that does make me wonder

1) How is this ephemeral pink fart closer to Rihm than Ys

2) How is this more immune to criticism than Ys

Also, "generosity" towards whom, and how, and what? The fact that it has intricate arrangements and that it's a long ass album doesn't automagically make it an Awesome Piece Of Art That One Must Be Reverential About.

As you can see upthread, I was genuinely open to loving this and adored a lot of the live incarnations of these songs. How is it so hard to understand that I find this album not only mediocre but actively bad, notwithstanding the time and effort and love that went into it?

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah when musicians release triple albums I don't usually assume it's out of "generosity"

deej snyder (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

An EP would have been generous, to be frank

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link

sad thing is, i don't even feel compelled to listen to this anymore than i did the day it came out

ksh, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link

*any more

ksh, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I love me a 35 minute record, I can only think of one 60+ album who's length I would defend (Tindersticks first one).
But when people start picking and choosing tracks from this triple album and saying "now THIS six song album is a masterpiece!"... well, then, she's created a masterpiece plus some songs you don't care for.
To me, anyway, an abundance of material + analog recording + overhaul of her vocal technique + new stylistic directions + pages and pages of lyrics + meticulous mixing work + a large cast of paid musicians - a record industry that would typically support such a statement = a damn generous musician.

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

OK

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link

My own personal listening preference for this record by the by is at 45 rpm, you should try it, Baby Birch does real well

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha, yes, that probably would help, esp. with that song.

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

an abundance of material + analog recording + overhaul of her vocal technique + new stylistic directions + pages and pages of lyrics + meticulous mixing work + a large cast of paid musicians - a record industry that would typically support such a statement = a damn generous musician.

this is how I feel about Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness obv

deej snyder (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't begrudge anyone's negative feelings towards this record, but I've been seriously loving it, and have listened to many of the tracks over an over.

I do think it is a bit of a slog to try to go from beginning to end, but mostly I just listen to it on the iPod set to shuffle and skip over the few tracks that I don't like.

Some of the longer songs didn't really click with me until I had listened to them enough that I was familiar with them and now they have so many moments for me that I anticipate eagerly every time.

As much as I like her other 2 albums, I think this is definitely her best work.

Moodles, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

btw we currently have a record industry that would typically support such a statement if the person making that statement happens to be joanna newsom

deej snyder (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link

This is quite a record. Holy moley.

kornrulez6969, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Here are some of my favorite moments:

You and Me, Bess - beautiful chord progression, love the trombone when it plays along with her wordless melodies at the beginning and during the choruses.

In California - "I don't belong to anyone / My heart is heavy as an oil drum" - great, sweet melody. "Some nights I just never go to sleep at all... etc." - such a sad passage. Dramatic timapanis!

Soft As Chalk - The sassy piano playing toward the end of this song really makes it for me.

Autumn - When the drums come in half way through, very dramatic - Neal Morgan does a fantastic job throughout this album.

Does Not Suffice - The wordless singing near the end always makes me very misty eyed.

Good Intentions Paving Company - Probably the single best track she's made. I would love to hear more like this. I wonder if she could do groovy songs with this, but using the harp.

Moodles, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I also think she hasn't gotten fair credit for her singing on this album. A lot of what I read basically makes it sound like she just toned it all down and that's it. Really though, she is doing so much with her voice - well beyond what most singers in the "indie" realm could manage. I would say that it is not just an improvement over previous albums, but just flat out excellent singing using so many different tricks and tools, covering a huge range, having amazing dyanamic control, and on and on. I can't say enough good things about the vocal performances here.

Moodles, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Even "Occident"?

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Occident is great too, I love the low piano notes between the verses, and the little half-step slurs she throws in that give the piano part a slight bluesiness. "The universe is getting loose" - nice one!

Moodles, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean the voice.

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

The universe is diarrheic, I agree.

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Sure, I like her singing in that song.

Moodles, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess if you like her singing in general, I'm not really sure what on that track stands out as particularly bad.

Moodles, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link

OH OK

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

This album is Serious Business®

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

she's created a masterpiece plus some songs you don't care for.
Not even, though. The songs were changed and rewritten and were basically different songs on the album. e.g., "Baby Birch" was stretched out into unbearable lethargic floatiness with the most tacked on non sequitur "resolution"). If they weren't completely changed, the recorded versions of a couple of the songs I found transcendent sounded deliberately watered down, anemic; like all the air was sucked out of the room when she recorded them ("Esame", title track).

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1ctydbp761qzcmhxo1_250.jpg

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

et tu, Turangalila?

ksh, Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

oui

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

fuckin unicorns, how do they work?

ksh, Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

idk

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm stuck on the idea that Joanna killed a unicorn to make this record, apparently.

Melissa W, Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe the subsequent mediocrity was punishment for killing such an innocent creature. :(

Melissa W, Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link

she slaughtered a whole herd, actually.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

How dare she?

Turangalila, Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Joanna is a menace.

Melissa W, Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

only one survived the attack

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/unicorn.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 25 April 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

just fyi when i said 'generous to the listener' i didn't mean in terms of, like, quantity; i meant that instead of the tightly personal and in-need-of-unscrambling mode that most of ys is written in, there's a bunch of stuff here that the listener can immediately go 'oh i recognise situation x or emotion y'.

thomp, Sunday, 25 April 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

also similar things musically.

thomp, Sunday, 25 April 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Um...having never really dug Newsom before, this was my major entry point. It certainly lags at times, especially near the end, but Esme and Soft as Chalk are wonderful. In California is a thing of beauty.

Generous really is the right word for it.

Alex in Montreal, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not sure what's caused the indifference from people who loved her going in, but persisting with the more unwieldy tracks is worth it in the long run.

Alex in Montreal, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

http://gawker.com/5526284/justin-and-i-were-just-joking--you-actually-want-me-to-give-you-that

― ksh, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 10:09 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark

they make a cuet couple imo

I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

indeed

ksh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

there's one of them invisible jukebox things w/ her in the Wire this month. she seems like an ILM dream girl.

tylerw, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

she sounds great in that video

ksh, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

UNDER THE RADAR

"Issue #31
Issue #31 - Spring 2010 - Joanna Newsom"

http://www.undertheradarmag.com/issues/4478/

ksh, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

"I think I'm a weird compensator for shyness, because in certain circumstances I don't think I'm perceived as shy, but in others, it's very, very clear." - Joanna Newsom

So weird that a 28-year-old woman thinks it's of public interest whether she considers herself / is perceived as shy or not. (Even weirder that readers prob are interested.)

Mordy, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah that was a bit o_O

silence is a rhythm too (Turangalila), Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

judging quotes out of context is a bit o_O imo

ksh, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

the context was that is the splash quote.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Always, I'm of the opinion that there are no circumstances, except maybe smoking a ton of weed with very close friends, where a 28 year old should be discussing how shy they think they are.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

especially not when a journalist is asking you a bunch of questions w/ the goal of writing an entire profile about you

ksh, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I understand she has a public artist persona and that in her private life is probably not as obnoxious. But I can only relate to her public persona and it's o_O to emote the least.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i think she's come off as really smart, self-aware, and sweet in the pieces i've read about her, but it's alright, we just disagree

ksh, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Clearly there are people far less shy than her, no? And answering questions from journalists is not exactly the same as being outgoing.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

"I think I'm a weird compensator for shyness, because in certain circumstances I don't think I'm perceived as shy, but in others, it's very, very clear." - Joanna Newsom

how are you all reading that? b/c i don't think i'm reading it the same way as y'all

ksh, Saturday, 8 May 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i think she's saying "i'm shy, but sometimes i come off as shy and other times i don't"

ksh, Saturday, 8 May 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

which, to me, is hardly "obnoxious." if anything, she's just comparing how she perceives herself to how she thinks other people perceive her

ksh, Saturday, 8 May 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm reading it the exact same way that you are, I just think it's totally inane. But 'shyness' as a social organizer lost its meaning for me when I was in like 5th grade, and I don't think I know anyone who would characterize themselves that way. It just strikes me as totally childish and cloying to call yourself shy, esp to a reporter, and esp with that kind of analysis (sometimes I come off as shy and sometimes I don't -- who cares??????).

Mordy, Saturday, 8 May 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Like I have to wonder what kind of person she is to think people want to know how she characterizes her levels of outgoingness and whatnot. If she said that she's kinda withheld, or that sometimes she's reserved and sometimes outspoken, it wouldn't strike me this way. But it's this 'shyness' that annoys me. Especially because I don't believe it -- she's a public personality who is clearly tremendously outgoing in almost every element of her life (from the person she's chosen to date to the interviews she conducts to the kinds of music she makes) and when I hear her describe herself as shy it sounds like she's trying to present this image of a sensitive 11-year-old girl who is embarrassed around other people. Which is totally obnoxious coming from a clearly poised, intelligent, socially adept 28-year-old woman.

Mordy, Saturday, 8 May 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

alright, i bought this earlier today -- i'm going to go read the article now

ksh, Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

mordy are you high or what

thomp, Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

At the moment I am not.

Mordy, Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

yep, it was in context. pretty good article too!

ksh, Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

You are all having a very boring conversation right now, as much as I love it, lol.

Plus, this is a very, very good album that will one day be considered misunderstood and underrated in its time. It just gets better and better (really) the more we release the shackles of our oh-so-current expectations, ha ha.

Lostandfound, Sunday, 9 May 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Plus, this is a very, very good album that will one day be considered misunderstood and underrated in its time.

The only place I've heard any dissenting notes about this frickin' album is here so don't scare me like that.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 9 May 2010 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link

ILX: Too pretentious for even Joanna Newsom

Mordy, Sunday, 9 May 2010 05:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha.

Lostandfound, Sunday, 9 May 2010 06:22 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/news/38738-newsom-takes-on-gaga-madonna/

"I'm mystified by the laziness of people looking at how she presents herself, and somehow assuming that implies there's a high level of intelligence in the songwriting. Her approach to image is really interesting, but you listen to the music, and you just hear glow sticks. Smart outlets for musical journalism give her all this credit, like she's the new Madonna [...] Although I'm coming from a perspective of also thinking Madonna is not great at all. I'm like, fair enough: she is the new Madonna, but Madonna's a dumb-ass!"

Who knew Newsom had that kind of venom inside of her?! Not even Joanna herself, apparently, because she quickly realized the quote was a bit much, and later sent an e-mail to The Guardian clarifying-- though not taking back-- her statement:

"I may have contradicted myself. My problem isn't actually with Lady Gaga. But there's not much in her music to distinguish it from other glossy, formulaic pop. She just happens to wear slightly weirder outfits than Britney Spears. But they're not that weird-- they're mostly just skimpy. She's fully marketing her body/sexuality; she's just doing it while wearing, like, a 'fierce' telephone hair-hat. Her sexuality has no scuzziness, no frank raunchiness, in the way that, say, Peaches, or even Grace Jones, have-- she's Arty Spice! And, meanwhile, she seems to take herself so oddly seriously, the way she talks about her music in the third person, like she's Brecht or something. She just makes me miss Cyndi Lauper. [...] I shouldn't have called Madonna a dumb-ass. Her music and she have just gotten so boring to me, this last decade. I think maybe she doesn't hold her money very gracefully, the way some people can't hold their drink. But one thing she is surely not is dumb."

Mordy, Monday, 10 May 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

is everyone on XL required to release a scathing soundbyte about Lady Gaga now

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

From P4k's story Newsom Takes on Gaga, Madonna:

Like M.I.A., Joanna Newsom isn't buying into the Lady Gaga hype. In a recent article in The Guardian, the indie singer-songwriter-harpist had some choice words for the world's most fashion-forward pop star: "I'm mystified by the laziness of people looking at how she presents herself, and somehow assuming that implies there's a high level of intelligence in the songwriting. Her approach to image is really interesting, but you listen to the music, and you just hear glow sticks. Smart outlets for musical journalism give her all this credit, like she's the new Madonna [...] Although I'm coming from a perspective of also thinking Madonna is not great at all. I'm like, fair enough: she is the new Madonna, but Madonna's a dumb-ass!"

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1333/facepalmrs.jpg

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

woops

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Dan, Newsom's on Drag City

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't like Newsom, Gaga, or Madonna (well, Madonna's got some okay stuff)
do I win a prize?

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

lol this was on the XL website and I assumed they only bothered because she was one of their artists

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha, anything for page views!

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

is everyone on XL required to release a scathing soundbyte about Lady Gaga now

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Monday, May 10, 2010 6:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

i really find it embarrassing

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

it's like, if it's so stupid, then why are you talking about it?? shutup already.

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

damn!

(sorry, I am addicted to "Housequake" and must always finish that phrase)

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

it's like, if it's so stupid, then why are you talking about it??

women be catty

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 May 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

here's the actual interview: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/may/09/joanna-newsom-interview

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I hope this was just a case of her being a bit kooky and not a calculated attempt to get attention/press by starting some kind of beef with Lady G.

Moodles, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

but you listen to the music, and you just hear glow sticks

\(o_O)/

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

other glossy, formulaic pop.

\(o_O)/

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't sweat it guys. She's just shy.

Mordy, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

xp why do you give a shit what joanna newsom thinks of pop music?

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

she's a fucking northern california hippie not an ilx poster

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

cad, everybody!

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm genuinely curious

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

My guess: no-effort way to grossly inflate post count

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

she's a fucking northern california hippie not an ilx poster

pretty sure she posts her as MumblestheRevelator

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm really interested in her music & have been a fan since 2005, and i'm just super surprised to hear statements like this coming from her. she usually comes off as really intelligent and open-minded, so it's just super weird to hear her say such reductive bullshit

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't really speak for everyone, but it's more interesting for me when you write things like ^^^ than when you just copy/paste stories from other sites (especially when they've been posted already).

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

it wasn't already posted when i first started to compose my message, but i sincerely appreciate the feedback & will try to up my game

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

she usually comes off as really intelligent and open-minded, so it's just super weird to hear her say such reductive bullshit

lol what about her persona would give you any indication that she would be "open" to pop crap like Lady Gaga?!? her whole schtick is antithetical to that stuff

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

ksh clearly has a weird relationship with Newsom.

Mordy, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

lol "Arty Spice"

bug holocaust (sleeve), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I've read a lot of articles on her, and I don't recall ever reading anything where she criticizes pop music, although it's possible she has before. I'm sure part of my reaction comes from liking pop music a lot myself and being on ILX, where liking pop music is the norm, but I just find it really surprising that someone who's so smart and seemingly open-minded can be so dismissive about an entire genre of music. Of course, people are all the time, so I probably shouldn't be surprised, but I just am.

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

btw newsom otm imo

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

*dismisses entire genre of music*

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

xp lol i should say not in dismissing an entire genre of music (which she doesn't do in the quote ksh pulled) but specifically re: gaga

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

fwiw pop music fucking sucks

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Her approach to image is really interesting, but you listen to the music, and you just hear glow sticks.

I'm probably painting with too broad a brush here, but I feel like her calling Gaga's music "just . . . glow sticks" is sort of dismissive of the music just because it's pop.

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I have been posting here for over a fucking decade and I don't understand this pop music love bullshit

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

What does "just . . . glow sticks" even mean? It's a reductive "criticism" that isn't even interesting.

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

it means it sounds like the music you hear at a rave

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i just think going there in a public forum makes you seem petty and renders your opinions in general less valuable

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't understand this pop music love bullshit

old men enjoy pretending they're teenage girls

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i just think going there in a public forum makes you seem petty and renders your opinions in general less valuable

this is OTM tho

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

tbf we are talking about the same person who described a beer as tasting like unicorn tears right?

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not surprised that she dismisses this stuff, more surprised that she felt it necessary to voice this opinion.

Moodles, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I hear that. but gaga sux and I would say somethin like that if someone asked.

original bgm, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I farted yesterday and the room smelled for like an hour

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

it means it sounds like the music you hear at a rave

Fair enough, but by saying Gaga's music is "just . . . glow sticks," you're being dismissive of her work without actually engaging with it at all, which is boring and says more about your own prejudices than the music itself.

It's not too far off from the people who call her own stuff "just some crazy lady singing pseudo-poetically about unicorns & making weird facial expressions while playing polyrhythms on a pedal harp."

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

article says she's a big fan of jay-z and kanye, so she isn't hating on all pop music

original bgm, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost -- Rolls off the tip of the tongue, that comment.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

yea i totally agree with you ksh.

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i fully support this and want more musicians to call each other out

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

esp. if it ends up in a confrontation decided by dance-off

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

GUY FROM WAVVES DOESN'T CARE FOR YOUNG MONEY

original bgm, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

lololol

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

This whole thing is hilarious on so many levels.

silence is a rhythm too (Turangalila), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

lol that Joanna is somehow more grown-up music than Lady Gaga btw

Mordy, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i inevitably think comments like this sound like a young girl complaining about her older sister who gets all the attention

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol that Joanna is somehow more grown-up music than Lady Gaga btw

? did anyone actually say this?

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

yes

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't understand this pop music love bullshit

old men enjoy pretending they're teenage girls

Mordy, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

weirdly you were the one who said it

Mordy, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, here:

My problem isn't actually with Lady Gaga. But there's not much in her music to distinguish it from other glossy, formulaic pop. [. . .]And, meanwhile, she seems to take herself so oddly seriously, the way she talks about her music in the third person, like she's Brecht or something.

Yeah, part of her problem is with certain people's reception of Gaga's image and music, but it's also pretty clear her problem is also with Lady Gaga herself, or at least how Gaga thinks of her own image and music.

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

postin w/ mordy and ilxor

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't understand this pop music love bullshit

old men enjoy pretending they're teenage girls

um, this statement makes no reference to Joanna Newsom

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

FYI

(I don't give two shits for the music of anyone involved in this "dispute", as I've said already)

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i think that a lot of ppl who are pop fans in gen. felt like this abt gaga (including ppl who have come around) its pretty dumb to go complaining to p4k about the top forty to me, but i mean the misalignment btween rhetoric and actual music in terms of artistic aspirations has never exactly gone away w/ gaga even if its not something im that pushed abt anymore.

plax (ico), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Another reason I bristle at that quote is because I don't see why Lady Gaga shouldn't be able to talk about her music "in the third person, like she's Brecht or something." It's part of her persona! She's a pop star! I feel like part of Newsom's problem with Gaga is that she thinks Gaga thinks of herself as a "real artist" instead of "just a pop star," while Newsom thinks Gaga clearly belongs in the latter category. The part that's really irritating is that it's also pretty evident Newsom places herself in the former category.

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

"i'm an artist, you're arty spice"

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

its pretty dumb to go complaining to p4k about the top forty to me

For what it's worth, P4k was just quoting an interview w/ her that was published in the Guardian.

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

whatever, i don't know that the joanna newsom thread needs to be contaminated with another discussion on lady gaga's artistry, though

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

but yea, the indie-kid rags on top-40 thing definitely doesn't win anybody brownie points for intelligence

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I am far more interested in Newsom's reaction to Gaga here than in whether or not Gaga deserves to be called "an artist."

ksh, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

right, that's what i thought, i'm just trying to keep it that way :)

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Newsom dissing Lady Gaga strikes me a lot like the theoryheads in my department dissing the theater/dance people for not being theoretical/intellectual enough. Like, it's more cliquey than anything about indie v. pop or anything like that. Or maybe it's just success jealousy. It's hard for me to take Newsom's claim seriously that she's a real artist and Lady Gaga isn't, tho. They're both basically pop artists.

Mordy, Monday, 10 May 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I find it hard to believe that there isn't any jealousy at work here.

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Monday, 10 May 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

elvin harpist wants more fans than she inexplicably already has. story at 11

thistle supporter (mcoll), Monday, 10 May 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

my 60-something boss weighed in on gaga this morning: "six hits from one double album...and Alejandro just released. The only thing that can stop her is a tragic death."

tylerw, Monday, 10 May 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i told him a tragic death would only make her stronger

tylerw, Monday, 10 May 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i love that he knew the specs

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

RIP BLOGS ALERT!!!

Joanna Newsom Is Done Reading Blogs

http://stereogum.com/368071/joanna-newsom-is-done-reading-blogs/

ksh, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

This is the infinite thread, it can never be stopped. You will be reading this when you're 80.

ksh, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

only dr. seuss and my little pony picture books for joanna from now on.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link

It's not too far off from the people who call her own stuff "just some crazy lady singing pseudo-poetically about unicorns & making weird facial expressions while playing polyrhythms on a pedal harp."

you thought you could put this one past me didn't you? nice try

It's not too far off from the people who call her own stuff "just some crazy lady singing pseudo-poetically about unicorns & making weird facial expressions while playing polyrhythms on a pedal harp. removing cats from her hair and throwing them into the audience"

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link

godawful lawlessness I tell you

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 12:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Aerosmith, believe me, I was in the front row at her last Boston show, and she had a Macbook on stage and read aloud a negative statement not unlike the one I posted above, taken directly from an indie blog with a five person readership's comments box that was linked to from a comment in a Tapes n' Tapes video on YouTube. Needless to say, I was in the front row that night, and I took a particularly plump cat straight to the nose, but to her credit she threw it with such vigor that the emergency room doctor and I were nothing less than impressed, and though I am now living on the street--due to mounting medical bills from other cat-related injuries sustained at Newsom shows across the United States of America--and posting to ILM from a stolen iPhone, I still hold no ill will towards her in my heart.

ksh, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 12:34 (thirteen years ago) link

she had a Macbook on stage and read aloud a negative statement not unlike the one I posted above,

wait is this part true

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 12:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I missed her Boston show, and have never seen her live, so one can only assume it is true.

ksh, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link

“When I was playing new songs, people would refer to then by these titles that I hadn’t referred to them by, and they would do it real authoritatively, like super know-it-all,” she says. “It really annoyed me.”

1) These 'people' you speak of quite literally support your cunty immature ass with their excitement for your music.

2) You didn't even change the titles of the songs, crazy person.

srsly she talks about Gaga being self-serious but her attitude & general weirdness lately only tells me she really is just an annoying, affected hipster girl who'll annoy others by solely talking about herself at a party. or something.

silence is a rhythm too (Turangalila), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

1) These 'people' you speak of quite literally support [you] with their excitement for your music.

lol, otm

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:18 (thirteen years ago) link

You fools, those mortals capable of transcending reality through songcraft need not your paltry sums!!

ksh, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I wonder if Newsom thinks of herself as Brechtian

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link

The conceptual confines of the adjective Brechtian fail to adequate represent the totality of the essence of Newsom!

ksh, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link

My problem isn't actually with Lady Gaga. But there's not much in her music to distinguish it from other glossy, formulaic pop. [. . .]And, meanwhile, she seems to take herself so oddly seriously, the way she talks about her music in the third person, like she's Brecht or something.

Far out!!

Band Fag X (u s steel), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I talk about my cereal like I'm Brecht and I don't give a shit who knows it!

ksh, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Newsom bashing Lady Gaga and Madonna, even if it's negative press, will guarantee that many more people read about her and possibly even buy her album.

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I think you mean to say "...many more people read about her, call up a track on YouTube, go 'what's THIS shit' and then ignore her."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

only fifty people bothered to look up who joanna newsom was but each and every one of them went on to start a blog

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I think you mean to say "...many more people read about her, call up a track on YouTube, go 'what's THIS shit' and then ignore her."

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:43 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

"just glow sticks" is a bit more compressed than 'it is like pop music / music you would hear at a rave, therefore bad' -- nine out of ten times you see glow sticks these days it's in some kind of ironic ('ironic') context

i mean i kind of agree with that line on gaga, that her image is plenty interesting and her music isn't

but anyway when i read that in the paper my first thought was 'i bet someone already posted this on ilm'

thomp, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Newsomian

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I think you mean to say "...many more people read about her, call up a track on YouTube, go 'what's THIS shit' and then ignore her."

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:43 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 9:47 AM (1 hour ago)

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

You guys shouldn't be mean to her. She's just shy.

Mordy, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Morday slam dunking it!

ksh, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Fuck. Mordy. You know what I mean. Apologies dude.

ksh, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

the roots track that samples book of right on is kind of rad imo

max, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

this album has not grown on me

Mordy, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

listened to the whole thing in the car over the last two days coming down out of stunning Cascade mountain beauty, it should have been an ideal soundtrack. and the good parts were great, but a lot of this record just meanders both lyrically and melodically.

bug holocaust (sleeve), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Friend of mine sent me Youtube links to two HOOM tracks. Baby Birch was lovely but ruined a bit by its last minute. Good Intentions Paving Company was flat-out awesome. I'll link my liveblogs if you like...

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Baby Birch: Right, she does a mantra for three and a half minutes, which is nice, then snaps into something a bit more vigorous. Where's this going? It retreats. Then returns with a really spare, Talk Talk esque electric guitar! Lovely. Then some percussion. Wow, this shit has taken OFF. The song's disparate elements are meshing with an energy that far exceeds their modest sum. I'm not sure it has to go Oriental at the end, though. I'd have preferred it if the jammy guitar/multi-part harmony had gone on longer.

Good Intentions Paving Company: Piano balladry! But with some really interesting vocal harmonies again. This is probably the biggest change these songs are displaying from Ys - increased harmony, also perhaps a reduction in surreal or abstract narrative. Not that this narrative is straightforward - like Baby Birch, there are imperceptible advances and retreats in the music's intensity that defy simple categorisation. Use of percussion is sly - I think it perhaps gives an illusion of more order than there is, while itself moving in and out of focus. I like the increased instrumentation! Especially when you have the craft to involve such delicately gorgeous organ sounds. This middle bit is wonderful! Like, so good I had to stop typing. The jauntier bit just started again. I hope she doesn't ruin THIS one with another silly ending. Oh good, she doesn't.

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

plz do liveblog.

listened to this album all the way (+ ys) through at work the other day, i fucking adore it so much.

fuque santa cruz (a hoy hoy), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

"But with some really interesting vocal harmonies again. This is probably the biggest change these songs are displaying from Ys - increased harmony"

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thomp, Monday, 5 July 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

am not liveblogging the whole album btw

there seem to be more moments where JN overdubs vocal harmonies onto her lead lines! correct me if I am wrong

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

no ok that is far more accurate

thomp, Monday, 5 July 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Newsom performed to a sold out Orpheum audience that rivaled Justin Bieber fans in their ardor. The singer had to spend an inordinate amount of time between songs affectionately swatting away random hollered compliments. A male fan raced to the stage and tossed her a bouquet, and a woman was intercepted by a security guard near the front row as she made a beeline for the musician. “We love you, Joanna!” was the richest insight the crowd had to offer when she queried her fans on their collective mood.

Such devotion is understandable in a 2010 pop, hip hop and rock world in which mimicry and perfectly-curated musical influence is the norm. In contrast, Newsom has crafted a body of work that sounds like none other, with willfully oblique structures and meandering, lyrical snapshots that would be ripe for parody were they not so exquisitely rendered. “Autumn” begins with the scene-setting couplet: “Driven through by her own sword/summer died last night, alone.”

The singer writes songs that seem like they could have been composed in any decade of the last 80 years (and some, earlier centuries), music that exists not because of, but despite, rock ‘n roll and pop music. Pieces such as “Easy,” “Autumn,” and “Peach, Plum, Pear,” draw on parlor tunes, baroque-tinged old-time numbers, British and American folk music, mid-century showtunes, barrelhouse blues, Vaudeville stompers and Brechtian story-songs. Newsom's lyrics seem more inspired by William Wordsworth and Robert Browning than Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan, though an affection for iconoclastic forebearers Billie Holiday, Joni Mitchell and Karen Dalton is evident.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2010/08/live-review-joanna-newsom-at-orpheum-theatre-.html

buzza, Monday, 2 August 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

still never made it through the entirety of the second two discs more than once . . . and that "once" occurred on the day the record was released

markers, Monday, 2 August 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

did listen to a lot of the songs on disc one a fair amount though

markers, Monday, 2 August 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

weird. I saw her in a tiny bar in Berkeley six years ago or something (starry plough, opening for Smog), I never would have expected that kind of fervor later on.

Anyway the first six songs on this are still great but I can't sit through the entire thing.

akm, Monday, 2 August 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

She's singing about daddy longlegs and I can't stop laughing. I hate all of you.

― ksh, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:05 PM (5 months ago)

markers, Monday, 2 August 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Such hatred is understandable in a 2010 pop, hip hop and rock world in which mimicry and perfectly-curated musical influence is the norm.

buzza, Monday, 2 August 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Whatever that "Garden Party" song is that opened a concert that All Songs Considered carried, I love it. Not about decoration, really clear in its occasion and purpose and sad and bright as hell.

gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Monday, 2 August 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

going to see her day after tommorow. still haven't heard a single song off either of the last two records.

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Monday, 2 August 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Going to see her tonight in Oakland. Turf dancing with daddy longlegs??

The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 2 August 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Eazy, that was probably "'81" (about the Garden of Eden -- A.D. 1, geddit?) How was she, contenderizer and Macallan? Seeing her in Vancouver tomorrow.

Lostandfound, Thursday, 5 August 2010 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

she was alright. maybe better than alright, hard to tell cuz we had thee worst seats in the house and it was SWELTERING. concentrated mostly on not passing out. through the environmental distractions, i thought the music itself was wonderful and now plan to listen to at least a single song off each of her last two records.

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 August 2010 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link

couple other thoughts on newsom:

she's got a very comfortable stage presence, relaxed and unpretentious. seemed to be enjoying herself and inviting you to do the same, which helped minimize the gap between audience and stage. in that sense, i can see why she attracts such a devoted following. i vacillated between liking the simpler solo performer moments and the wildly elaborate full band arrangements of which the show was mostly comprised, and wound up unable to choose between the two approaches. her songs are most beautiful and affecting when unaccompanied, but it's nice to see such ambitious, demanding material presented in so generous a manner. also, was a great show for costume-watching - a much more attractive and well-dressed crowd than at most i attend.

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 August 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice, tks. I've been immersing myself in all three albums over the last few days, and it's been an odd experience. Her music is a complete world, hermetically sealed and yet, paradoxically, not insular if that makes any sense at all. Maybe she achieves this through a combination of that musical generosity and personal poise you mention. Kind of psyched now.

Lostandfound, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

great thoughts, lostandfound, but it IS insular, to me anyway.
At least the live show felt that way.

* she brought out barefooted family to do some coke bottle tapping along to good intentions paving company
* commented that she "normally didnt read reviews" but felt very self conscious about staring at her drummer, referred to it multiple times
* mentioned inception offhandedly, an insecure-sounding girl in the crowd asked if she liked it, she said yes. audible relief applause from the audience.
* her voice and technique on piano and harp are crazy good. still cant get over how great she sounded with the 5 piece band.

i enjoyed the show despite being firmly in the nosebleeds of the third level.

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 5 August 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The most insular (yet good! actually, way better than good) show I ever saw was the Cocteau Twins at London's Royal Festival Hall. It was an unforgettable experience, but every single person in that audience was in his/her own little bubble, it was really strange but kind of moving. More psyched than ever now, thanks Macallan.

Lostandfound, Thursday, 5 August 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

photos and words about her show at the fox

The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

The songs from Have One On Me were much better live, I could understand them better, feel their layers open out or something. Which (magically) translated to listening to the album itself, which I now appreciate more than her other two (if I had to choose). I was not a stan before this monster thread, a casual fan at best, but this has made me love her music across the board... "this" being this very entertaining thread, as well as the experience of seeing her perform live. Which reminds me, did any of you who saw her on this tour think the overall sound was exceptional, I mean really fucking exceptional? The clarity, etc? Dude who uploaded this comments on it too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSf1oMsuXJs

Lostandfound, Sunday, 8 August 2010 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

This was my experience too. Saw her live in Montreal a couple months ago, and having never really gotten into Milk-Eyed or Ys, the live show really gave me an entry point to her oeuvre.

Granted, my favourite album is now probably Ys, but the tracks from Have One On Me that I love are probably my favourite Joanna tracks, so...

The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Sunday, 8 August 2010 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, don't get me wrong, the tracks she played from Ys were also amazing in that 6-piece format, sans orchestra -- she played "Monkey & Bear" and "Cosmia", which were standouts. On any given day, if truth be told, I'll probably have a different favourite JN album.

The other thing I wanted to say, though, was how much the piano-driven songs from HOOM also thrived in a live setting -- "Good Intentions Paving Company" and "Soft as Chalk" were captivating.

Lostandfound, Sunday, 8 August 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

More random thoughts:

* It was also hot in Vancouver and she called this the "sweatiest tour ever". No idea why they don't set up fans on stage though. Maybe the harp would go out of tune easier, although the harp going out of tune seems to be a constant anyway!
*She did look at her drummer a lot and I lolled inwardly.
*She asked if Vancouver had a nickname, a few people muttered "Wankouver" and shit, so she suggested one: The Couve, then said "you're welcome". I'm no fanboi, but in tribute, Van is now "The Couve" to me.
*contenderizer OTM: this was generous-sounding music, comfortable in demeanour if expansive in sound.
*I know I'm posting a lot here, but it was actually one of the best shows I've seen in a long, long time.
*That's enough now.

Lostandfound, Sunday, 8 August 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

She needs a carbon-fibre harp

The Bartered Bride (Ówen P.), Sunday, 8 August 2010 07:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I read somewhere she was coveting a $50,000 harp! Apparently, she rents them for both the studio and for touring, and she plays at home with some battered but beloved instrument she's played since the 8th Grade or something (I may have mangled that story), but Ówen, what is the advantage of a carbon-fibre harp?*

*Apologies if I've missed a really obvious joek.

Lostandfound, Sunday, 8 August 2010 07:33 (thirteen years ago) link

*She asked if Vancouver had a nickname, a few people muttered "Wankouver" and shit, so she suggested one: The Couve, then said "you're welcome". I'm no fanboi, but in tribute, Van is now "The Couve" to me.

I was at a pharcyde show at the commodore a few years ago and they busted out the same nickname!

symsymsym, Sunday, 8 August 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link

No, I don't think carbon fibre harps exist. But if they did, they'd be light and easy to tune, sound fantastic, and most harpers incl Joanna would probably hate them.

The Bartered Bride (Ówen P.), Sunday, 8 August 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha, sym, that's funny. In my head, I always call Vancouver "Vansterdam" (drugs, liberalism, lots of water), but that's admittedly unwieldy. Kind of like a harp (tks for clarifying, Ówen).

Lostandfound, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i havent kept up with this thread for the past two days or so, but all i have to say is i am glad i play guitar and not harp because i cant imagine what a pain it is to lug that thing around or take care of it

markers, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"the couv" is pretty catchy! I tried to get friends saying it but it didn't really take : (

symsymsym, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmm, donut bitch, once of these parts, said that Seattle people called Vancouver, BC just that, Vancouver, while Vancouver, WA, near Portland, was the one given 'the couv' appellation.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

A carbon fibre harp, costs 5 grand.

http://www.heartlandharps.com/img/pinfinity1-full.jpg

They're not uncommon. I found a couple other manufacturers via GIS.

ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link

save 5k and use midi harp soundz imo

markers, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Those ain't pedal harps.

The Bartered Bride (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link

pt 2 in my bay pride posting for today...haven't much opinion on JN, but do want to shout out to Andy Strain (trombone) and Emily Packard (violin), who are part of her touring band. east bay all stars!!!

Dominique, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

(about the Garden of Eden -- A.D. 1, geddit?)

This doesn't make sense

Number None, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

This one is the concert I was alluding to earlier.

Bag Smart, Street Stupid (Eazy), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"Hipster" as pejorative.

markers, Monday, 30 August 2010 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtrWJe4xgFI

Three Word Username, Monday, 30 August 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Best thread ever. Ridiculously long, but still great. Also love this performance of soft as chalk

Tim. E "LazRus" Lucas (Prose b4 Hoes...and Big Hoos), Monday, 20 September 2010 08:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Mmm, not sure why i hyperlinked instead of just Youtubing. Lesson learnt.

Tim. E "LazRus" Lucas (Prose b4 Hoes...and Big Hoos), Monday, 20 September 2010 08:47 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://pitchfork.com/news/40456-joanna-newsom-not-doing-the-simpsons/

"Regrettably, the awesome rumor of my upcoming cameo on 'The Simpsons' is unfounded. I remain, however, steadfast as always in my commitment to the character of Lisa, whom I have of course had the privilege of voicing for the last 21 years, in my dreams. Thanks for the memories, gang!"

<3

markers, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

What do you think of the freak-folk scene, which is influenced by some of the artists you produced?
I like the idea of it. and I particularly like that they like the Incredible String Band. But I find Joanna Newsom’s voice annoying.

--Joe Boyd

Says it all to me, especially that Joe Boyd of all people said this. I've never understood what people see in her

jeevves, Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link

She'll be happy about that. Him liking freak folk, and not her, since she's said she doesn't consider herself a part of that scene.

abcfsk, Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link

attaching some kinda authoritative well he must! know credit to him is kinda tenuous imo. he doesn't like her, he doesn't like her voice. joanna newsom's voice arguments are pretty passe, i don't think he's shining any new light on it.

inimitable bowel syndrome (schlump), Thursday, 21 October 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know. Boyd seems to have an incredible ability to see things in terms of how they'll seem thirty years from now, but that could be my own projection of him. I mean to have produced records by both Nick Drake and Toumani Diabate... those two are probably some of the only geniuses to have existed in popular music in the 20th century.

jeevves, Thursday, 21 October 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

"Baby Birch, "In California" and "'81" still pop into my head a lot. I ought to give the whole thing another spin next time I've got two free hours.

Simon H., Thursday, 21 October 2010 10:14 (thirteen years ago) link

It's not close to Ys and in hindsight three discs is just too much and a bad idea, but it makes for a pretty good DIY mix.

abcfsk, Thursday, 21 October 2010 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link

lol joe, isb's vocals were terrible

buzza, Thursday, 21 October 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

was gonna say. (and i love the ISB, but in terms of vocals that 9 out of 10 people will call "annoying" it's a tossup betw. isb and joanna)

tylerw, Thursday, 21 October 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Shouldn't they be called unihorns? 10:40 PM Nov 17th via web Retweeted by 100+ people

RiversCuomo
Rivers Cuomo

markers, Sunday, 28 November 2010 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i56.tinypic.com/5evlv4.jpg

markers, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Record-toting tote bag from Drag City:

http://www.dragcity.com/system/products/images/1741/large.jpg?1292279215

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Sunday, 26 December 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Will this album be filled with pixie dust, unicorns, and magic?

― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, January 12, 2010 11:15 PM

http://i.imgur.com/WIBJw.png

markers, Monday, 13 June 2011 07:25 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Got a free ticket to the first show of her new tour in Marlay Park last night. Didn't know what to expect going in, but it ended up being one of the best gigs I've seen in a long time. The vastness of the new stuff works better live, and the old stuff is better than the album versions because she has a bit more control over her voice now. She ended with Baby Birch, which had these great shimmering Telecaster chords that were a lot more prominent than the album version. Strangely, the only song that didn't really work was Good Intentions Paving Company, because it seemed a bit out of place compared to everything else she played.

B-Boy Bualadh Bos (ecuador_with_a_c), Monday, 25 July 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

Bert Jansch was a good support act too, he's still quite the mean guitarist, even if his voice is completely shot. Think he was in crowdpleasing form, because he played quite a few Irish tunes, including Blackwater Side.

B-Boy Bualadh Bos (ecuador_with_a_c), Monday, 25 July 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

Good support act choices. I enjoyed seeing Roy Harper play with her last year.

The miserable Romantic madness (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

still haven't seen her live -- it would be nice to at some point

markers, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

can't wait for blood to spill when she and Aerosmith share the same bill.

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

blood in an elevator

latebloomer, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

joannie's got a gun

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

still haven't seen her live -- it would be nice to at some point

she's great, & captivating, but seemed sorta stuck between two approaches last time i saw her - like there's this huge emphasis on rendering & detail that comes w/her group, who play a bunch of weird small exotic looking string instruments. and i feel like that fit for ys in a way that it doesn't quite for the new one, which seemed like it might suit something alternatively a bit looser or more boisterous (re good intentions, just upthread)

f. 'sonic' fitzgerald (schlump), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah makes sense

http://bit.ly/n1ntjo (markers), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

Only saw her during her first European tour, first album. There wasn't any emphasis on rendering then tbh. It was just Joanna and her harp, really.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

Which obv was great

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

:D :D

http://bit.ly/n1ntjo (markers), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

yeah for sure, & even w/o her harp!, singing yarn and glue. that was unruly.

jpeg 2000 (schlump), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

http://bombsite.com/issues/116/articles/5106
this is interesting, btw

RH What do you think has been gained and lost through the increasingly ambitious scope of your albums? There would seem to be more orchestration, for instance. Do you miss the immediacy of your earlier work, such as The Milk-Eyed Mender?

JN This is a real hot topic for me, Roy. I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately because I’m trying to write again. When people talk to me about my last three albums, they always seem to invoke a sort of trajectory, some traceable, stepwise evolution from sparseness to density or from simplicity to adornment. Yet, for me, the differences from record to record don’t follow a linear progression; the albums are three unrelated sets of ideas sprung up from the rubble of the spent ideas that preceded them. My basic creative assumptions tend to shift every few years in the wake of some levee-breaking accretion of new biases, longings, habits, preoccupations, mythologies, fears, superstitions, demystifications, heresies, tics, values, attachments, grudges, vices, diversions, avocations, sources of inspiration and of discouragement. I always end up in the same place after I finish recording and touring an album: devoid of ideas, and afraid I won’t be able to write anything worthwhile again. One of the first thoughts to flicker into that void tends to be, How can I make my next work relate to what preceded it? I usually make a plan, which later reveals itself to be moot, but to which I cling for a little while, in a talismanic sense.

jpeg 2000 (schlump), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ArKFl.gif

markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/R1C2f.jpg

markers, Thursday, 18 August 2011 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Hot.

Turangalila, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

eight months pass...

I wonder why that was web only?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

wtf?

My Elusive Memes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

seven months pass...

I was looking on Joanna Newsom's Wikipedia page to get her backstory and this story cracked me up all over again:

She also had a spiritual streak, which her parents likewise indulged. When she was 18, in the middle of her senior year of high school, she decided that she needed “some sort of ritual marker of the end of childhood.” Her plan was to camp in the open air for three days and nights, eating little, seeing no one, communing with the great outdoors. Newsom’s mother sanctioned her missing school and helped her daughter scout out a place by the Yuba, in the middle of 35 wild acres owned by family friends.

“I hesitate to speak about it because it sounds so corny, but one of my goals out there was to find a spirit-animal,” Newsom told me. “On the third day, I was kind of delirious. I’d only eaten a little rice. I’d just slept and looked at a river for three days. I was prepared to be visited by my spirit animal — I was just sitting there, saying some sort of prayer, inviting that presence into my life. And then I saw three white wolves charging down at me. I thought maybe I was hallucinating; but I was also prepared to die. But the wolves ran up and started licking my face. Then I remembered that the daughter of the woman who owned the property kept domesticated wolves.” A few hours later, Newsom hiked out of the woods and went home. Her mother had organized a celebratory dance party for Newsom and her girlfriends. She strung up lights and served four kinds of cake.

This beat is TWEENCHRONIC (DJP), Monday, 25 February 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

http://i56.tinypic.com/5evlv4.jpg

markers, Monday, 25 February 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/news/49691-joanna-newsom-and-andy-samberg-engaged/

markers, Monday, 25 February 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

has she dropped off of the face of the earth? i certainly haven't heard anything about her for almost two years.

I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 29 November 2014 05:48 (nine years ago) link

She has a role in the new Paul Thomas Anderson film

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Saturday, 29 November 2014 07:07 (nine years ago) link

Don't know about any new music though..,

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Saturday, 29 November 2014 07:08 (nine years ago) link

She bought an amazing house.

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2014/07/41_photos_inside_andy_samberg_and_joanna_newsoms_mindblowing_moorcrest_estate.php

jmm, Saturday, 29 November 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link

It looks a bit like the Ghbili museum.

MaresNest, Saturday, 29 November 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link

Bugger, *Ghibli* museum

MaresNest, Saturday, 29 November 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link

Brooklyn 99/Lonely Island must be way more lucrative than I'd previously thought, or playing harp is the path to riches.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 29 November 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link

I'm curious what the story was behind the tossed Good Intentions Paving Company video. The leaked bit was kinda cringeworthy, so no big loss - I'm wondering if Newsom felt the same.

jmm, Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

damn i thought she was all bohemian and shit

j., Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link

newsoms are a wealthy california family

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

is that actually true?

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Saturday, 29 November 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link

She did a huge tour didn't she? One harp, um, that's it?

Mark G, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link

mayor gavin newsom and his cousin joanna have both pulled themselves up by their boot/harpstring straps

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link

sure she comes from some money but not enough money to buy that fucking house. that. fucking. house.

maybe they are the rich-celeb version of house poor now.

I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link

The house was $6 million it said. That's really not much for a celebrity mansion, especially between the two of them. Let's say JN gets paid $20k a gig for one of her harp tours, that's some serious money, too, eventually. Not as much as Samberg, who probably makes, what, $100K per episode of his TV show, plus commercials, hosting gigs, appearances and CDs and other stuff, but surely enough to get a big loan.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

I recall an interview around the time of Ys where Newsom said she was saving up for a $50k harp. I don't think she's obscenely wealthy.

jmm, Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link

andy samberg was on SNL for a pretty long time, has done movies...idk makes sense, especially if she already came from money. who cares- i would love to hear a new album! although tbf "have one on me" is enough material to make the break seem not that insane

ET sippin the wig (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link

$20K/gig for a harp tour? Are you kidding?!!? No way.
I think it's movie money.

La Lechera, Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link

Regardless, WHAT A HOUSE. Good choice.

La Lechera, Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

i wonder how much of the furniture in those photos (if any) came with the house.

I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

Whatever she makes is kind of moot, because she doesn't tour much. But I bet she makes plenty doing the harp tour. She is a draw and the draw, so no way can they get away with "it's just you and a harp" and lowball. She has a booking agent (in her case, Billions) like anyone at that level who makes sure she is amply compensated.

BUt yeah, that house is nuts.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

fwiw, I don't think being on SNL pays all that well, even if you're an established and beloved cast member.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 29 November 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link

Which is why the old guys moved on.

Mark G, Sunday, 30 November 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link

"Not quite ready for prime-time players" is not entirely ironic.

Mark G, Sunday, 30 November 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

She's really great in Inherent Vice. She is the narrator of the film but she's also in it a lot - she's a significant character.

Your Ribs are My Ladder, Sunday, 30 November 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

I think SNL pays anywhere from $6000 to $15K a week, plus bonuses for weekly writing credit. So ... plenty of money, plus commercials, movies, appearances, etc

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 30 November 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link

Grown Ups 2 pays for many beautiful things.

jmm, Sunday, 30 November 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

She hasn't made any more music because Ys is perfect and she knows she can't beat that.

abcfsk, Sunday, 30 November 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

so she didn't yet realize that when this thread was started?

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Sunday, 30 November 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link

She had to give it a go to confirm

abcfsk, Sunday, 30 November 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Is it worth reading this thread to find out why blogs died?

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

I dunno? Is it worth reading the Dave Matthews Band thread to find out why they are so bad and hated?

the_ecuador_three, Thursday, 12 November 2015 10:55 (eight years ago) link

probably not

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 12 November 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

Taking bets: last song on this will be a 25 minute autotune solo

― Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 11:08 AM (nine years ago)


lol at brad coming kinda close to predicting "impossible soul", just the wrong ambitious indie folk critical darling

ufo, Friday, 20 September 2019 10:37 (four years ago) link

lmao

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 20 September 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

10th anniversary earlier this week. Holds up really well, imo. A nice record to just dip in and out of when you don't have time to get into the full thing.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link

nine months pass...

i evaded this record for so long out of laziness given its verbosity and length, but i came round recently, and i'm completely floored by this song - a take on the fable of bluebeard, and abusive relationships. four chords! i wish more music made my imagination come to life like joanna's does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx4U3Zbd1Rg

maelin, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

My early (1st) lockdown soundtrack. Really got into it having left it on the shelf for years. Definitely my favourite of her albums.

yugi ex, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link

total masterpiece

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link

yup

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

Shit and vague metaphor for life in general but it's one of those albums, due to it's length and the emotional investment involved in listening to it, that I don't engage with, that I 'save' for next week, next year, when I should be luxuriating in it.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

Best record of last decade.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

I have it on vinyl, so maybe that makes it easier to digest. I fond having one record on for a week and really getting to know it before moving on to the next one was what unlocked it for me. By the end of the process playing it through from beginning to end made much more sense than when I tried it previously...maybe it needs 'Listening Instructions' on the packet?

yugi ex, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

interestingly enough, HOOM is an album that feels easy for me personally to listen to in its entirety from front to back

winters (josh), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

HOOM is one of my fav ILX acronyms

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

HOOM's house?

HOOS house.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

To HOOM It May Concern: I can't believe I saw Joanna Newsom perform only about a year ago. Feels like lifetimes.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link

It's amazing. I think Divers is better. I can't wait for her next.

Duke, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link

I was slightly disappointed by Divers because with each preceding record she had made a big formal leap. On Divers the big change was... using electric keyboards a couple of times? The return to occasional orchestral arrangements drowned out a couple of the songs too (they sounded much better live with a small band).

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link

i wish more music made my imagination come to life like joanna's does.

otm

Divers is slightly above HOOM in my ranking (Ys is #1). I love the range of instrumentation on Divers and I love every song. With HOOM I tend to pick individual tracks and I seldom listen to any disc in its entirety. Still the best album ever obv.

jmm, Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link

hard to believe Have One on Me is 10 years old now

Dan S, Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:17 (three years ago) link

Best record of last decade.

J. Sam, Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

wouldn’t argue

(did the lol unicorns crew shitting up the first attempts to discuss this ever bother to hear to it because the zings are particularly misplaced for this album)

I’ve listened since it came out & I keep getting more out of it. feel like it’s still underrated -I didn’t love her until this one & was disappointed by the relatively muted response to it at the time. too much suspicion over its length and “ambition” (tellingly overused word in newsom criticism) despite the (to me) surprising accessibility & obvious greatness of the songs. then it got swept aside because spotify is all music ever now. I’m glad it has a solid cult & I hope it keeps growing

Left, Thursday, 17 December 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

to me divers takes the emotional punch of however long HOOM is and compresses it into 50 near-perfect minutes. divers destroys me every time i listen to it.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 December 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

I feel bad for ignoring later releases bc I’m still digesting this one (and I struggled with the previous two). I will try to rectify this

Left, Thursday, 17 December 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

Have One on Me was maybe overambitious, but years later it feels like it keeps on giving

Dan S, Thursday, 17 December 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

RIP blogs :(

timber euros (seandalai), Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:08 (three years ago) link

Left I very much appreciate your posts about music in particular, I really need to give this another chance. The 6-piece band touring the Ys songs remains one of the most astonishing live events I've ever witnessed, the records always fell short for me but this album is really a different beast entirely than the 1st 2 so it deserves more from me

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

HOOM is non-functional for me-- half the songs are not even too long, per se, but lacking enough information to sustain them. I remember the first time I heard "Baby Birch" and was blown away with how slow it was, not in a lulling way, but in a static way. If this was a thesis statement, then sure, but it doesn't match the verbosity of the lyrics (or the comparative density of songs like "Good Intentions...").

The other half of the songs are spectacular, "Go Long" in particular is just miraculous kora/harp duetting and I'll never tire of it. Divers is a much more complete and satisfying release imho

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:21 (three years ago) link

The 6-piece band touring the Ys songs remains one of the most astonishing live events I've ever witnessed

Absolutely, and HOOM is very much a continuation of that small group dynamic that worked so well. It's that stripped down, intimate feeling that makes it special for me.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:26 (three years ago) link

divers has some outstanding moments in "sapokanikan" and the title track but it's easily her weakest as an album. the synths on some tracks aren't really well integrated into the sound and "goose eggs" and "waltz of the 101st lightborne" cross some line into being grating in a way her work never had been before.

ufo, Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:34 (three years ago) link

i need to go back to divers... i was absolutely wrecked by a breakup at the end of 2015 and could not align with its dwellings on mortality as a result of finding true love

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:37 (three years ago) link

i assume my inability to get into it is my own failing

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:37 (three years ago) link

My buddy played guitar in the Ys band. I've never asked him that many questions about it, but he did tell me how well rehearsed they all were, and while there was a tiny little bit of room for improvisation it was all pretty precise, as you might expect.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:48 (three years ago) link

I wouldn’t say “Divers is the best album of the 2010s” except on the first Sunday of the month, when it really is

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 17 December 2020 04:17 (three years ago) link

this year of being 27/28 has been the first time in my life that Divers has resonated with me because its three main themes -- love, time, and mortality -- have all escaped me virtually my entire life until this year

winters (josh), Thursday, 17 December 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link

and with that, I'm really looking forward to growing with it!

winters (josh), Thursday, 17 December 2020 04:27 (three years ago) link

i would say divers is the best album of the 2010s

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 December 2020 04:28 (three years ago) link

(did the lol unicorns crew shitting up the first attempts to discuss this ever bother to hear to it because the zings are particularly misplaced for this album)

This thread is in my POX of ilx threads.

The Battle of Taylor Swift's "Evermore" (PBKR), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link

It's the record I'd play someone before I killed them, definitely.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 3:52 PM (ten years ago) bookmarkflaglink

The Battle of Taylor Swift's "Evermore" (PBKR), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link

I've typed this before but if you have Newsom on vinyl it's fun to run them at 45 rpm

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link

Pulled this out again last night and made it through about 3/4s of it before I crashed out (started with disc 2 tho). Made for a lovely listen with the first snow of the season sticking to the ground. "Does Not Suffice" is such a terrific closer.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

9 years ago there was a moment when I shared Go Long with a young woman and it expressed perfect romantic tension.
Have One on Me was incredible from day one when the game was to agree on what was the best CD (still 2).
I haven't returned much to Newsom since Divers, after slightly over-obsessing with her (since Ys) but I can always return to her. Divers took a bit of time due to the crackling pastoral folksy village atmosphere and high-pitched register, but the compositions and highs are there: Sapokanikan and the slower more solemn songs: A Pin-Light Bent, the title song, the closer. It's interesting that she hasn't recorded a new album since then... I wonder what she thinks of it, if she feels like she has exhausted her style.
A lot of memories from travelling to London alone to see her (as a young man), then in Zurich through three hours of rain and traffic a Friday night and we got there late, and finally to make it up in a concert place in Luzern that is used for opera and shaped like a boat for perfect acoustics.

Nabozo, Thursday, 17 December 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link

On a Good Day - the opening track of disc 2 - I think it is one of her most concise and beautiful songs

Dan S, Thursday, 17 December 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link

Horrible 70's album titles like I've Got My Own Album to Do

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Friday, 18 December 2020 01:44 (three years ago) link

whatever

Dan S, Friday, 18 December 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link

she's made four albums in a row that are almost perfect, can't think of many other artists today that applies to

Dan S, Friday, 18 December 2020 02:48 (three years ago) link

I will always love Joanna Newsom for having the Moore Brothers sing on this album — worth checking out: https://themoorebros.com/

tylerw, Friday, 18 December 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link

Deflatormouse actually makes a good point - there is a tension between the highly colloquial sense of the title, and the actual resonance of it after you take in the title track.

It's also easy to imagine it as the title of, say, a Tanya Tucker album from 1978 with her dressed as a diner waitress on the cover.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 18 December 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

Good Intentions Paving Company is sort of an indie standard now isn't it?

Anyway, this is very nice indeed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzM-3XzMjQQ

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 24 May 2021 10:04 (two years ago) link

Curious what those who hate Newsom's voice would make of this cover.

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 24 May 2021 13:36 (two years ago) link

"A bunch of years back", eleven to be precise, but shut up, 2010 was yesterday. Sometimes I even forget that she put out Divers after that.
Skimmed through the comments at the time of release, goddamn that thread was a happy mess.
The cover is a nice performance but really lacks the piano and the style is really softened and the dynamics ironed out. It's almost a different song.

Nabozo, Monday, 24 May 2021 14:43 (two years ago) link

It does highlight just how strong Newsom is at writing original and complicated melodies, but yeah, the original has a lot more personality.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 24 May 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link

In my initial Joanna obsession phase, back around when Ys came out, I DLed a lot of random covers of songs from Milk-Eyed Mender. A lot of those are great because her voice was so polarizing and different then (read: worse). But for any subsequent stuff, not sure I've ever heard a cover of her that I preferred to the original.

Would love for her to rerecord MEM now. Would be fantastic with some light tasteful accompaniment, but even if she kept it a solo affair, it would be revelatory to have a nice studio-quality copy of her singing all those songs now that she can sing.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 24 May 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

I do really enjoy The Decemberists' version of "Bridges and Balloons"

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 24 May 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link

Re: that video, I don't think I've ever seen anyone capo at the 10th fret before!

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 24 May 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

Hah, I was thinking exactly that

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 24 May 2021 17:37 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I love MEM, probably still my favourite of her records. My daughter was obsessed with it a few years back, when she was 3 or so, and knew all of Inflammatory Writ off by heart, along wih a few others. She would demand it whenever in our car, or indeed anybody's car, and both sets of our parents were entirely dumbfoudned by Newsom's voice when they heard it.

She's not so fussed about Newsom now and probably doesn't remember the words to the songs anymore - she's big into King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard at the moment - but I have a photo of Joanna that Steve Gullick took of her when we were covering her at SXSW 2004 to put up in my daughter's bedroom when I get around to getting it framed, and I'd still like to take her to see Joanna play live, if and when she ever plays here again.

burnt hombre (stevie), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

kinda love that she's still not on streaming (afaik?)

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 00:04 (two years ago) link

I suspect she never will be

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 00:14 (two years ago) link

also, I think about the title to this thread often, and it always makes me giggle to think that a new Joanna Newsom album could singlehandedly cause blogs (whatever they were) to come crashing down. Seems quaint now.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 00:16 (two years ago) link

kinda love that she's still not on streaming (afaik?)

she's on apple music like the rest of drag city, they're still holding out with spotify

ufo, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 00:19 (two years ago) link

The subtitle in this thread wasn't a suggestion that her record release would overwhelm traffic to music blogs, it was a response to the article in NOW Magazine suggesting that, because Have One On Me didn't break sales records, therefore blogs/Pitchfork/music criticism were revealed as impotent.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 01:38 (two years ago) link

don't spoil it for me

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 03:06 (two years ago) link

Joanna Newsom could power her own cryptocurrency with the heat generated from those takes

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 03:08 (two years ago) link

I love MEM, probably still my favourite of her records. My daughter was obsessed with it a few years back, when she was 3 or so, and knew all of Inflammatory Writ off by heart, along wih a few others. She would demand it whenever in our car, or indeed anybody's car, and both sets of our parents were entirely dumbfoudned by Newsom's voice when they heard it.

― burnt hombre (stevie), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 9:19 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Is this your daughter: baby singing sprout and the bean ?

Nabozo, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link

Ha! No, that's not her I'm afraid...

burnt hombre (stevie), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:57 (two years ago) link

I've been jamming this recently, but despite the medieval joplinisms my senescent brain keeps trying to turn all of the songs into "donald, where's yer troosers?"

massaman gai (front tea for two), Thursday, 17 June 2021 05:29 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

There is a blacksmith and there is a shepherd and there is a butcher boy
And there is a barber who's cutting and cutting away at my only joy

I saw a rabbit as slick as a knife and as pale as a candlestick
And I had thought it'd be harder to do but I caught her and skinned her quick, held her there

Kicking and mewling upended unspooling unsung and blue
Told her wherever you go little runaway bunny I will find you

And then she ran
As they're liable to do

Be at peace baby, and be gone
Be at peace baby, and be gone

Indexed, Thursday, 26 January 2023 22:14 (one year ago) link


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