Salem - What kind of music genre is this ?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StFCfNOFaYA

The next video is kind of NSFW :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA13-Ykrob4&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StFCfNOFaYA

This isn't dubstep, ist it ? Well whatever, I'm totally in love with this kind of screwed-up minimalistic electronic musicit's the the perfect soundtrack for sleepless nights in a big city during a heatwave...

And what else should I check that sounds like this ?

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmmm, made a mistake, this one is the NSFW one :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WjvaeyYJTo

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah i really liked their first ep. Do they have an album out? Still a bit rough around the edges but looking fwd to their next release

baaderonixx, Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I think there's only a couple of EPs from last year and a recent single (with Sweat on it).
http://www.myspace.com/jjhhmm

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

sounds great. has anyone sped up their tracks to 45 to see what they really sound like?

A. Roddick City (jaxon), Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Ha, that's a fun idea. I'm going to try that.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Thursday, 9 July 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Saw these guys play in Rome and they just stood on stage and shared a cigarette while car crash footage played behind them. I have a feeling David Lynch c. "Fire Walk With Me" would've loved them.

Marcus Brody Ta-Dow! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 9 July 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

They recently did a 27 min mix that is downloadable there : http://www.20jazzfunkgreats.co.uk/wordpress/2009/06/11/pink-fog/

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Thursday, 9 July 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i've been digging them since I heard one of their tracks on 20jfg last year but that story above just made me officially love them

.rar .rar riot (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I really love the ep (it's on eMusic, incidentally). If the Italians do it Better stuff sounds like the soundtracks to Umberto Lenzi cannibal movies, Salem sounds like the soundtrack to some sick under-the-video-nasty radar snuff loops. Utterly terrifying.

The ep has the bass deliberately so far in the red that on good headphones it's almost nauseating (in, uh, the best possible way).

Metro Video Centers, Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

i dunno if you're on noise board, but someone just posted a canibal soundtrack comp in leo

A. Roddick City (jaxon), Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Saw these guys play in Rome and they just stood on stage and shared a cigarette while car crash footage played behind them.
Love that story too. Salem is like The Tough Alliance evil twin.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 10 July 2009 08:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Trapdoor is pretty awesome.

baaderonixx, Friday, 10 July 2009 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

"goth crunk"

baaderonixx, Friday, 10 July 2009 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i dunno if you're on noise board, but someone just posted a canibal soundtrack comp in leo

Nice! Thanks for the tip!!!

Metro Video Centers, Friday, 10 July 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Another C&P style track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76RneFRYJSY

baaderonixx, Friday, 10 July 2009 10:00 (fourteen years ago) link

"EVP Pop"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94IKAEAEBvE&feature=channel

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 10 July 2009 10:58 (fourteen years ago) link

This is my favourite track by these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weDQIkGhEkY

Number None, Friday, 10 July 2009 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Re: Salem In Rome - Metro Video OTM in a strange way. They came onstage after a serious set by Peter Christopherson (sp?) of TG/Coil fame where one of the pieces was accompanied by snuff footage from a 2nd-hand cellphone of a man being executed (didn't watch. I walked out after his warning to senstive audience members and just listened from the lobby). I filmed a bit of Salem's set and may Youtube it if I ever get an account together.

Marcus Brody Ta-Dow! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 10 July 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

This is NSFW I guess, and a little bit scary too :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi7HgmGgTpw

Also if you want to get in touch with Salem, here's where to write (according to the website) :
Nick Vonrudolphsky inmate # m02899
Vandalia correction
p.o. box 500
Vandalia, IL.62471

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

So it's not the Israeli death metal band called Salem then?

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

No this one is three guys from Chicago.

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://www.myspace.com/whytering

another goth crunk band. i guess this is like the opposite of chillwave

jaxon, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Thx jaxon, this is really cool. Sounds so close to Salem I'd be surprised if there isn't some kind of connection.

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:26 (fourteen years ago) link

love how the thread's initial question has now been answered by "goth crunk"

spiny doughboy (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 07:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes "Goth Crunk" is indeed a very good way to decribe that genre. Well done Baaderonixx !

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 10:30 (fourteen years ago) link

The new sound for the 10ies!

spiny doughboy (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.buttmagazine.com/?p=2102

Here's a nice interview with John Holland, one of the members of the band.

the interview makes the band sound awful awful awful somehow, but I listened to one of the clips and it ain't half bad

Ivan, Thursday, 10 September 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link

How did I miss their cover of 'Streets of Philadelphia'?

spiny doughboy (baaderonixx), Thursday, 10 September 2009 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link

that butt article is sooooo o_O

jaxon, Thursday, 10 September 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.sendspace.com/file/6q5ayn

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.thefader.com/2009/10/01/salem-remix-gucci-mane/

jaxon, Saturday, 3 October 2009 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link

so I'm kinda smitten with this band. Heavy rotation the past two days.

Ivan, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

salem are great.

samosa gibreel, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link

so these guys are about to get big, right?

spiny doughboy (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

so these guys are about to get big, right?

yep, they should be on the front cover of the NME

djmartian, Friday, 9 October 2009 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Big like The Knife, maybe, big like My Morning Jacket, not a chance. Because life is unfair and people are stupid.

Totally my favorite band of the year so far

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 9 October 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

It seems that Salem released a full 12 track album (on CDR) in 2008 on Disaro Records in Texas. It was called "Fuckt." I'm assuming that it was released in an insanely small run (the label just lists it as "out of print"). It shows up on SLSK and as Rapidshare .rars, but in really shitty sounding rips (one seems to be a 96 kbps rip, and the other is, strangely, a 384 kbps rip (whatever that is) - both sound really bad). I guess none of the people who ever bought the thing were rip-savvy or whatever... how can I track down a decent sounding copy of this?

The obscurity of Salem's music in physical/digital form is obviously part of their mystique (last couple 7"s, "Ohk" and "Yes I Smoke Crack" were one time runs of 500 - both are selling for about 50 pounds on eBay). They do have the one ep on eMusic and iTunes, which is great.... I just want to hear more songs!

Hobocamp, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.thefader.com/2009/11/24/we-make-it-good-mix-series-v-11-salem

jaxon, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 05:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess i meant to link this one (more direct)
http://wemakeitgood.com/mix-series/volume-11-salem

jaxon, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://www.thefader.com/2009/12/09/fadersouthern-comfort-7-inch-series-11-salem-and-tanlines/

split thing with Tanlines, who I wasn't familiar with before. both are good songs.

Ivan, Thursday, 24 December 2009 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link

tanlines is eric emm of the brothers and one of the dudes from professor murder. fun stuff.

bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, 24 December 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Have the potential to make either a half-way there disappointment or one of the coolest records of all-time

dreamsonvhs, Friday, 8 January 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I've seen it called Juke-Goth, goth juke and other variants. I have no idea wtf it means though.

PS: if you like it, you should also check out OoOoO. Search for it on The Hype Machine. There are also some good SALEM remixes. Great stuff.

dikonstrukt, Friday, 8 January 2010 06:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i only really like the blends with rap vocals. can't seem to get with their own vocals much

rionat, Friday, 8 January 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link

in the nyt now

just sayin, Friday, 8 January 2010 09:44 (fourteen years ago) link

so these guys are about to get big, right?

― spiny doughboy (baaderonixx), mercredi 7 octobre 2009 19:27 (3 months ago) Bookmark

spiny doughboy (baaderonixx), Friday, 8 January 2010 11:37 (fourteen years ago) link

According to the NME Radar special for 2010, the debut Salem album is due in May

djmartian, Friday, 8 January 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link

that butt interview is hilarious! somehow very "my own private idaho" meets electro scenester. they should call themselves Crystal Meth Castles.

pshrbrn, Friday, 8 January 2010 12:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i really like these guys

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 8 January 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

they just played in new york, wanted to go but I missed it. JW said they were pretty great when they did a show w/ excepter somewhere in the midwest last fall

dmr, Friday, 8 January 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I like their tracks under their name but have no desire to hear them remix gucci mane or any other rap shit tho

dmr, Friday, 8 January 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I've been saying for years that ether was due for a comeback.

Reassuring Drops, Saturday, 9 January 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The more pictures I see of these people, the more I'm afraid this is going to be an RIP thread.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 25 January 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I see what you're saying.

dreamsonvhs, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link

not inevitably
http://www.booksincanada.com/authors/ChetBaker.jpg

meisenfek, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

pretty great. not them, but part of this whole genre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zYmPKAP18

jaxon, Monday, 22 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah tbh I find oOoOO more interesting than Salem for the moment

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 22 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Here are several other oOoOO tracks on SoundCloud. Some of these are really good.

bmus, Monday, 22 March 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Was there ever a point when people thought Salem was going to all be about the live show? (That said, that video is godawful and I wish I could unsee it, because the awesome creep factor of those songs just got halved).

Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Monday, 29 March 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

this mix sounds like they're playing rave songs (pretty lil rave girl) at 33
http://dismagazine.com/disco/3360/salem-mixraver-stay-wif-me/

and this is fucking great
http://www.thefader.com/2010/04/22/ooooo-hearts-mp3/

jaxon, Friday, 23 April 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

this album is pretty cool. the new salem album. it's weird. the c&s vocals work really well. like the horror movie vibe. so sick of getting edbanger-esque crapola in the mail and i feared this was more of the same. you would think that any group that mixes goth eurorave with dirty south beats would be making a bloody mess, but these dudes make it work somehow. there is still SOME justice-ness in here, but not enough to bug me. (in the red treble sickness being my least favorite modern dance music development)

scott seward, Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm excited to hear this, even though that other "Witch House" thread made me revisit those horrific FADER YouTube videos.

I love the cover art:

http://cdn.stereogum.com/files/2010/06/KINGNIGHT_COVER_LO-608x608.jpg

Becky Facelift, Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll probably listen to the LP, but there's no way that at least half of this band's steez isn't the sort of self-mockery you as part of the audience is supposed to be in on. I mean, really, this quote comes from one of the Fader Fort videos:

You the one who's down with it
Y'all down with shit
But now my dick hard so go down on it
Haaaaaaaah!
So smoke it out

ksh, Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

the song "sick" sounds like Cabaret Voltaire having a baby with DJ Screw's ghost. you can quote me on that.

scott seward, Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

whiney would you please upload yrself saying "Like it or not, Iowa, for better or worse witch house is here to stay, mark my words"

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i would totally be okay with this being the future of goth. it should be, actually. cuz its modern/dark/cool in a way that a lot of more, um, vnv nation kinda things aren't. (though to be honest i haven't listened to any recent darkwave/ebm stuff in a long time, so excuse me if it all good in that arena. i LIKE that Metropolis sorta thing.)

scott seward, Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

HOW TO: One Surprising Way to Record and Release a Salem Jam of Your Own

(1) Listen to a lot of The Knife circa Silent Shout as well as that Fever Ray LP
(2) Ramble into a microphone about whatever, preferably something less-than-coherent
(3) Pitch shift the vocal down a couple of octaves
(4) Set your keyboard to something spooky
(5) Play random notes in the minor scale of your choice at a relatively slow tempo
(6) Insert arbitrary beats you cook up in Ableton in 5 seconds
(7) Send your .mp3 to some blogs
(8) Be invited to and subsequently appear at a super hyped show and revel in the fact that you're basically taking the piss

ksh, Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i wouldn't really care abt this band if the guy wasn't tragically pretty

plax (ico), Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty guy + random beats and vocals equals success. i got no problem with that.

scott seward, Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

this is much better than the major lazer ep i got in the mail too. but i was scared of that before i even played it when i saw the words "thom yorke remix" on the cd.

scott seward, Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't Salem do an official remix for Thom Yorke?

Becky Facelift, Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

It's pretty great, actually (I guess it's a Radiohead song):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygEJ67ve41I

Becky Facelift, Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

wish people would stop calling this goth. this kind of music has none of the earnest melodrama or campness of goth, it's all just too-cool-for-school barely can be bothered post-ironic posturing. not that this is a bad thing, just completely removed from what being goth is about imo

wavestation (r1o natsume), Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

okay, fine, i'm gonna call it Dirty Southern Gothic House. feel better?

scott seward, Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

http://ferdyonfilms.com/Acre%203.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 24 June 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Who's selling the LP?

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 24 June 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty guy + random beats and vocals equals success. i got no problem with that.

― scott seward, Thursday, June 24, 2010 3:18 PM (3 hours ago

i will never have a problem w/ that.

plax (ico), Thursday, 24 June 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

its fucking Tonetta in American Apparel

super sl0cki double dare (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 June 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

oh stop

scott seward, Thursday, 24 June 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

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simon.thisisnotanexit, Monday, 26 July 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Oooops. Meant to just post this link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flmbBcfFOa8

simon.thisisnotanexit, Monday, 26 July 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

you lying wit da flesh
lyin' wit da bone

my dream is to own a fly casino (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 July 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Totally just bought that 12" on the basis of that link.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

That Skullcrush video was really scary. So scary YouTube removed it

Shin Oliva Suzuki, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm a bit late to this party, this is some incredible stuff right here. New album out soon, anyone heard it?

village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 30 July 2010 12:44 (thirteen years ago) link

WITCH HOUSE WHICH HOUSE (SAND)WICH HOUSE

ice cr?m, Friday, 30 July 2010 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link

okay i really want people to tell me how they feel when they hear the new salem mix. why? i don't know. i'd just be interested. and i want someone to tell me if its the salem guy rappin' at the beginning of it. i think it is. it stands out cuz the rest of it is just stoner fare. er, non-rap stoner division. except for the chopped & screwed vocals i guess. that's appropriated from stoner rap. the ambient moments are pretty good. i would listen to more stuff like that. i guess what i'm trying to say is that there are some things that they do that i like. i don't like a lot of indie low-rent beat stuff. someone has to have a really nice bedroom for me to want to sit in it for very long. i dunno, i'm also kinda stoned, so my opinion shouldn't mean that much. i can imagine that it would all sound kinda hokey if all you listened to was avant garde post-apocalyptic dubstep all day long or something. there are probably all kinds of innovations in u.k. cyber-boogie since last week.

scott seward, Friday, 6 August 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Where do we hear the new Salem mix?

Becky Facelift, Friday, 6 August 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i got an email with it attached, but i figured people here heard things quickly cuz they have their fingers on the pulse of the witch house. it's called *I Buried My Heart Inna Wounded Knee*. no, really, it is.

scott seward, Friday, 6 August 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

After being blown away the first time I put on the album, and then underwhelmed the next time, I figure I'm not that fussed about hearing it again. The idea of listening to Salem is more exciting than the actual act of listening to Salem.

village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 6 August 2010 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link

link please

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 6 August 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, one song in, the new Gate album reminds me favorably of Salem, The Knife, et al, right down to the pitchshifted vocals. Morley's always been ahead of the curve and these days I prefer Gate to The Dead C.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 6 August 2010 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Nevermind the link request, got it:

http://www.thefader.com/2010/08/05/salem-i-buried-my-heart-inna-wounded-knee-mix/

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 6 August 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

that fader description is actually pretty good! ok, report back here, people. um, if you feel like it.

scott seward, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i46.tinypic.com/14udeeh.jpg

markers, Friday, 6 August 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I love the Bury mix. It's probably my favorite of their mixes, followed by the "we make it good" one. I love how quiet and slow it is compared to the other ones they've done. And finally there's a Black Metal jam in the mix.

The first song is a drag mix of Crime Mob's KNUCK IF YOU BUCK.

I've already pre-ordered their KING NIGHT album, and can't get enough of the first two singles.

dreamsonvhs, Thursday, 26 August 2010 07:31 (thirteen years ago) link

The album's very different. I hated it on first listen but I can't stop playing it now.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 26 August 2010 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Where can you pre-order it? Really excited for this one. Link please?

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 26 August 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

thread was better when people hated these idiots

hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 August 2010 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Idiocy and great music aren't mutually exclusive.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 26 August 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

when people hated these idiots

First post:
I'm totally in love with this kind of screwed-up minimalistic electronic musicits the the perfect soundtrack for sleepless nights in a big city during a heatwave...

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 26 August 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Although that Wounded Knee mix is pretty piss poor compared to some of their earlier ones. I liked the bit with Nico on it.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 26 August 2010 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

You can pre-order it at Insound... And how has this been heard already?

http://www.insound.com/Salem_King_Night__PRE-ORDER_CD/productmain/p/INS78289/

dreamsonvhs, Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

So, this leaked.

SourPatchCorpse, Thursday, 2 September 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

...and?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 2 September 2010 07:14 (thirteen years ago) link

And I'm really digging it. I need to give it more listens, but the initial one went down well. For some reason, and obviously there are a ton of differences, the album was giving me some Geogaddi vibes. They don't sound alike, but I could see both records being good companion pieces. I mean, if nothing else, they both share that haunted, creeped-out groove thing. I dunnnno.

SourPatchCorpse, Thursday, 2 September 2010 07:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I need to listen again. At first I was blown away, second I was unerwhelmed and assumed it was a matter of diminishing returns. Geogaddi vs 30 Second Wipeout it is.

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 2 September 2010 08:49 (thirteen years ago) link

60 second wipeout, i mean

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 2 September 2010 08:50 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah tbh - my enthusiasm for this whole genre has waned pretty quickly. once you get used to the sound, the whole things seems pretty repetitive and devoid of song/hook/imagination.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 2 September 2010 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link

responding to the question "worst rapp you’ve ever heard?", Noz links to Salem, "Tent" Live at the Levi's/FADER Fort

http://tumblinerb.com/post/1116858284/21-questions

markers, Thursday, 16 September 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Worse than baadero's comment is hearing the actual tools' footprint put out there completely nude, e.g. that new Korallreven mix, a load of paul's extreme sound stretch chaff. Nitzer Ebb tribute band forms to the left.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Thursday, 16 September 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

The NY Times highlighted them in their fall arts preview this past Sunday--

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/12/arts/music/12ratliff.html

curmudgeon, Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

never heard of this band before, but the title track from their new disc is massive.

i read, in some article, that this and similar stuff is called "witch house" or "drag"? not really sure it makes sense as a genre, but whatevs.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, those are two of the genre tags thrown about for Salem

markers, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

"Asia"

my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Asia

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my friend flocka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

gonna head down to Salem, MA for Halloween dressed as the rapping dude from Salem and just walk up to people quoting from the Fader Fort performance

markers, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.xlr8r.com/features/2010/09/midnight-mass-bewitching-midwest

Salem embodies a generation that doesn't care about race, sexual orientation, authenticity, and a lot of other stuff that used to be a big deal.

like a musical album. made by a band. (fucking in the streets), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

or, "being white is awesome?"

maura, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I realize I'm supposed to hate these douchebags more with every interview I read with them, but, inexplicably, the opposite has occurred. In this irreverent, revisionist sorta way, they remind me of Crystal Castles, but less, umm, calculated, somehow. Authenticty? I think they're authentically stupid and tragic.

Love this band.

But, you know, I bought the last ARE Weapons album and, if there's another one, I'll buy that too, so, you know, grain of salt.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

comparing these guys to juggalos is an insult to juggalos

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 22 September 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

also i think it's okay to love children for being authentically stupid

idk about adults that make "dream-crunk"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 22 September 2010 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

have a feeling this record's gonna be really good

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

not trolling, either -- plan on getting it

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

hey fyi fuck all of you i love this

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Fader Fort performance is all time lols for me, but this is awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weDQIkGhEkY

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link

This album is fucking phenomenal. You don't have to hang out with them or dress like them remember.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't read or seen anything about this band except this thread. Great album!

The Bartered Bride (Ówen P.), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Authenticty? I think they're authentically stupid and tragic.

Love this band.

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Wednesday, September 22, 2010 6:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I know them personally, and they are absolutely 100% authentic. It's actually a great word for them. They have personalities that, on first impression, one assumes must be acts. Trust me, they're not.

Indexed, Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

That's just it. They remind me of Girls, in that, I feel like the 'realness' is palpable, just as palpable as when you see a band with an overt LACK of authenticity (like a hundred thousand college age dudes aping Animal Collective ad nauseum, etc), it's striking if you know anything about underground music at all.

This would all be meaningless if the music was terrible. Yeah, they're fucked up junkie screwballs, throw a dart, amirite? But as many have also said upthread, this band is doing something special. They may not be meaning to, but I don't care. I love that there are already scores of imitators, and there's even that Witch Haus blog, and all these compilations of bands trying to jump on the Now That's What I Call Witch House bandwagon, and, true to form, Salem are nowhere to be found on any of these dumb comps. Totally cool.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 23 September 2010 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Dash Snow Lives, VICE Magazine The Band, you're a sucker if you get into intentions. If they can afford (through acceptance of poverty or benefit of wealth) to ignore expectations, critics = no moves left.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm relieved to learn guys aren't acting like insufferable, entitled, talentless dipshits; but actually ARE authentic insufferable, entitled, talentless dipshits

^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

can't wait to see how this simplistic murky insular twaddle translates to a 4pm performance at Pitchfork Festival

^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

it's almost as if you're asking for the fader fort video to be posted again

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, this voice thing nails it but then still ultimately champions them?

Their sound isn't rooted in a codeine-laced desperation to escape the trap life, but they still betray a deep admiration for the culture; what they produce as a result binds eerie, menacing lyrics to soaring, triumphant vocals, almost parodying the more violent aspects of the sounds that influenced it. Nowhere is this more obvious than on "Trapdoor," which begins, "Nah, I ain't tryin-a look bad/My expectation has my mouth run dry/I see a bitch run/But I doubt she know why." It's a celebration of image over substance, a celebration of swag, the embodiment of distancing ourselves from the darker elements of the music we enjoy. It's the appeal of hip-hop, without the accountability; though obtuse, Salem appear to be sincere, at least, but still, without that accountability, there's the constant danger of lapsing into caricature.

you know who else did that? AL FUCKING JOLSON

^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Al Jolson, hip-hop scholar.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

lol at

'tryin-a"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

ha

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

OMFG listen to this shit LOOOOOOOOOOOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA13-Ykrob4

^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i love that hipsters laugh at Reh Dogg but find this transcendent, uplifting and emotionally stimulating

^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Worst song on record tbh
I can't believe I feel inclined to defend this band in the face of this thread

The Bartered Bride (Ówen P.), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Like, so many great records out there have been made by talentless, insufferable dipshits who have bad press releases

The Bartered Bride (Ówen P.), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

it's almost as if you're asking for the fader fort video to be posted again

― J0rdan S., Thursday, September 23, 2010 1:07 PM

http://i46.tinypic.com/14udeeh.jpg

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i hate when you post that photo cuz it looks like an ostensibly normal performance

w/ the video you get the part where he's doing 'rapper from texas' blackface

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ZetW6bQ7Q

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

haha god that never gets old

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

adore the intentional half-cough/half-laugh at the end

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

y'all down with shit

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

i love that hipsters laugh at Reh Dogg but find this transcendent, uplifting and emotionally stimulating

Do you love it, really? You love it? Well, I'm certainly no hipster, nor do I find this 'transcendent, uplifting and / or emotionally stimulating.' Who said they did? I don't find The Knife to be any of those things, either, but this record pushes the same buttons Silent Shout or even Burzum does. Do you dislike Silent Shout, Whiney? How bout Burzum?

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't tell if these guys are worse than telepathe -- they come close i think

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm embracing the overt ridiculousness of this band, I guess.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't even like the knife but i think it's an insult to karen dreijer to compare her to some dude mumbling lazy raps & then screwing his voice

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

oh there's the al jolson

hadn't seen that vid

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/209507p.jpg

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

But as many have also said upthread, this band is doing something special. They may not be meaning to, but I don't care. I love that there are already scores of imitators, and there's even that Witch Haus blog, and all these compilations of bands trying to jump on the Now That's What I Call Witch House bandwagon, and, true to form, Salem are nowhere to be found on any of these dumb comps. Totally cool.

this doesn't even make an argument for why the music is good

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah ok dude deliberately lowering his voice to sound "black" while mumbling lazy fake southern accent swag rap

.......more than suspect.

whiney wins.

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

khaaaaaaaaaaaah!

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost to Jordan - It doesn't attempt to. I just think it's cool that they're avoiding such trappings.

i don't even like the knife but i think it's an insult to karen dreijer to compare her to some dude mumbling lazy raps & then screwing his voice

Why? Because she's detached and creepy on purpose and these dudes are detached and creepy because that's how they are IRL?

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

in a sonic sense i still dig it, but conceptually it's indefensible afaic

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

XP to WW: Hang on, I thought we were all hipsters now?

They look like horrible fucking scrotes to me Salem, but so were, y'know, Joy Division, PiL, The Fall etc. They look like horrible bratty hipsters messing about with stuff they didn't fully understand to me but so were, y'know, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Velvet Underground etc.

Anyway, so one of my writers got back from spending a few days with them outside of Chicago and said, no, actually, I was dead wrong, they're pretty decent people. Dude with long hair started crying during the interview about the Butt magazine interview, said he really regrets it but was quite 'ill' at the time. He said they seem like very sensitive, very insular people who've got a very fixed vision of what they want to sound like. (Which for me is the main point, given that they do have a pretty unique sound - apart from people like oOoOOO who have just ripped them off mercilessly.)

I mean obviously, when you met them Whiney, your experience was quite different. How were they? Maybe you caught them on a bad day. I don't really get the Al Jolson thing either... don't you think hip hop as a 30 year old monolithic institution can withstand some arty, drug addled, middle class white kids messing about with some of it's minor offshoots on the periphery?

(This is all by the by... they live in some white picket fence neighbourhood with stars and bars over every door... if they'd been camped out on the river Styx nailing babies to crosses or reading off a script written for them by some guy at American Apparel... I dunno, I'm never going to meet them... why does it matter?)

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i56.tinypic.com/f36iox.jpg

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

uh i don't think it's about whether or not hip hop can 'withstand' salem, it's whether the music is reprehensible or not

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Why? Because she's detached and creepy on purpose and these dudes are detached and creepy because that's how they are IRL?

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, September 23, 2010 12:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

this is about as reductive as you could possibly be an attempt to somehow level salem with the knife, congratulations

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Define reprehensible in this context.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude with long hair started crying during the interview about the Butt magazine interview, said he really regrets it but was quite 'ill' at the time.

Good lord, everything IS emo.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

All music is reprehensible to someone given that it means open to criticism.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

everybody loves Tapes n Tapes

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Define reprehensible in this context.

― Duran (Doran), Thursday, September 23, 2010 6:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

how about "an act that is clearly racially exploitative"

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

How is it clearly racially exploitative? I don't get what you're talking about.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

well i think it's really boring music -- beats are aight but they're pretty dime a dozen, the raps are... i mean, i don't see what the salem dude brings with his screw rap that actual screwed music doesn't -- even w/o comparing salem to the shit that it's copping from, there's nothing really interesting aside from maybe 'mood' -- they lyrics aren't 'good' & neither are the hooks

reprehensible in the fact that the performance posted above makes it seem like they're pretty much doing blackface, altho it's not really all that offensive more just rolling my damn eyes

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Markers: I'd say that Creedence are my exception to this rule.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

mood

ding ding

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Jordan: Right, I get what you're saying and I appreciate it. I just don't get all this wailing and hysterical gnashing of the teeth that's going on elsewhere like we're dealing with Burzum fronting Skrewdriver.

How about a little perspective!?

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

like, i didn't realize dude was doing his own shitty rapping and had just assumed it was some hollertronix style theft which, while suspect in its own right, is nowhere near the level of dude appropriating southern rap slang and a fake accent and digitally creating ~A BLACK VOICE~ for his vague non-rapping

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

buncha xps

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

but like, if you dig the 'mood' of salem, actual screw music is soooo much more emotionally resonant & evocative of loneliness & sadness & all that then this stuf

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

big hoos big otm

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

actual screw music

artist name I could check out?

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

dude the difference is that sxsw and the fader and levi's and whoever are NOT PUSHING BURZUM FRONTING SKREWDRIVER

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

marketing opportunity

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

this is my fave screwed song ever, markers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvF8uqEum6s

^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean i'm sure they're nice guys & it seems like they have really good taste in music (side note: the BUTT interviewer doing an interview for a GAY MAGAZINE and then being all "WAIT YOU REALLY LIKE MARIAH CAREY????" was really retarded), but i don't think that their music is actually all that good

& it's NOT an authenticity thing -- their gucci mane remixes >>>>>>>> all original salem joints, becuase gucci mane >>>>>>> anyone in salem as an artist

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

ksh:

Which DJ Screw cd is worth buying?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

like the other day a friend of mine asked for new music recs and like 5 people said "salem." if their first suggestion had been varg fronting skrewdriver i'd be pretty hand wringy too

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i think they have a decent basic concept (mainstream-ish rap beats w/hazy synths), but i don't think they execute it particularly well

xps

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

cadillac on 22's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Burzum fronting Skrewdriver

Not to start a big thing, but this would probably rule mightily

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

XXXXP: I don't see the whole sound as racist or even exploitative though. On the album he does sound pretty fucking black on one of the three songs that he 'raps' on, on the album. So that's one track on the album where I did raise an eyebrow (go o_O, whatever) but this is just one strand in a music that's made up of industrial, juke, post punk, synth pop, ambient... for it to be exploitative, it would ahve to be a straight rip, no?

It might be a bit gauche or a bit upsetting to PC sensibilities but that's something else entirely.

That Levis thing is fucking appalling. I'm talking about the album. There are loads of great artists (including hip hop dudes who are great on record but fucking suck live).

And I do listen to other chop and screw things including a load of chopped Three Six Mafia remixes I've got. Just not loads of it to be honest, I'd be quite happy to hear some more.

Y'know this was originally a Jamaican dub effect anyway right?

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I have to applaud the gentleman above me's trolling by the way ;-) outstanding... I may take a screengrab and note this down in my diary.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

thx Whiney & J0rdan, will check out

markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm so amazed at having not having pointlessly lost my temper and had a meltdown, I'm going to stop posting now and ring my therapist to tell her. I think I know what everyone's saying but it doesn't feel exploitative to me, but that's never going to go beyond a gut feeling I guess.

It's not like the dude's got Sting's Jamaican accent.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost Who's trolling? I'm here all the time!

Anyway, as I've pointed out, objectively, yeah, The Knife + Young Black Teenagers + ARE Weapons = disaster, but I can't really explain why I dig this as much as I do. Then again, I'm no rock critic.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, you IM me, maybe we can make this Burzum and Skrewdriver thing happen. Fuck it, we should invite Eric Clapton and Professor Griff as well.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Young Black Teenagers at least acknowledged they were cultural appropriators instead of just passing of lazy junkie disaffectedness as an excuse to pretend they're Slim Thug

^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I loved their first EP, We Fully Acknowledge the Past.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i've just finished listening to this album!

when i first heard these guys i didn't really hear much of a hip-hop connection beyond the vague "oh they've listened to some chopped & screwed rap". the tracks where he "raps" on this album are the first i've heard it, and they're all dreadful (esp "tair", where he doesn't even have the decency to bury in in the synthwash). however the rest of it is mostly ok, in a so-far non-committal way, and the two tracks which really leap out as being somewhat special are a) the two i'd already heard, title track and "redlights", b) the ones that are furthest from any ersatz hip-hop crap.

i can see why people love them, it's a nice wash of sound to lose yourself in. dunno how much more i'll come back to it though.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

as far as, um, witch house goes, i really really love these two tracks by white ring, and can take or leave everything else i've heard. it doesn't really annoy me as much as many of the other things that have received undeserving hype this year.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I just watched that fader fort performance for the first time

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

a few years ago I went to some restaurant somewhere in long beach that was run by some sect of Buddhist monks or some shit who believed that providing dining experiences for ppl was the way to get closer to god or something, bottom line it was this weird place that would open once in a few weeks and have free food and shit. I went with a friend who was into getting into religions or something I was stoned at the time. Anyway the whole time there was a dude on a synth enhancing the dining experience, getting closer to god. His movements were really slow and kind of sad. The way he played the synth made me really sad. It was exactly like the dude playing the salem synth. I couldn't get through that salem vid. It all made me so sad.

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

boy that trap door song really blows goats, it's a brave new world.

i kinda like reading about these goofballs and descriptions make me want to listen to them but yeah then you gotta actually hear the music.

my balls and my nerds (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i like reading about these goofballs when it's someone skeptical behind the keyboard. the earnest guff about this band is like the critical equivalent of the fader fort performance.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

not really -- the critical equivalent of that fader fort performance would be if you met ethan and he tried to make himself sound like t.i.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

no, because that would be entertaining.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

their gucci mane remixes >>>>>>>> all original salem joints, becuase gucci mane >>>>>>> anyone in salem as an artist

― J0rdan S., Thursday, September 23, 2010 2:08 PM (2 hours ago)

this

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i almost want to start a separate thread to post the earnest, positive things that people say about this band, so we can seal it in the time capsule and point and laugh at it in 10 years. Or, you know, six months

^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

they surely won't be as hilarious as pointing and laughing at the earnest, positive things people have said about animal collective

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh did they actually start a trend or are they just the first on a particular bandwagon? it gets worse; check out this copy from the social registry, re: a band called 'PRAYER TOWN' ...

"Best served loud with a styrofoam cup full of purple drink. Dirty south scuzz wuzz trill pop with the fog machine on and all the lights off. Strobe lights will be in effect"

teflon dawn (uptown churl), Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i almost want to start a separate thread to post the earnest, positive things that people say about this band, so we can seal it in the time capsule and point and laugh at it in 10 years. Or, you know, six months

How is your insanely OTT vitriol toward this band any different to the gushing praise? I may not like Salem in 10-years time. Who cares? I like them now.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

new here?

teflon dawn (uptown churl), Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Since their hallowed name hath been invoked, I'll say that if you gave me the choice of listening to that "Trap Door" song a hundred times or three minutes of any random, cloying, nonsensical Animal Collective song, I'd be going to bed to Salem tonight, no contest.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Joking aside I've read and posted on ILX for about seven or eight years but never last long because of stuff like this. I'm just not down with the mad over exaggeration is all.

I remember years ago reviewing a Parts + Labor album for a small website and giving it a really good review. I had a bunch of clowns on my back on a message board for days afterwards. "This music is shit... totally derivative... sounds exactly like Husker Du..."

At first I started arguing with them. Y'know... it sounds absolutely nothing like Husker Du except in regards to some of the melodic structure and some of the vocal ticks, plus if you listen to the drumming, it's pretty amazing right? There's a guy who's obviously heard drum and bass as well as hardcore etc etc. And don't get me started on the electronics. But after a while I just realised it was pointless arguing with people who won't play with a straight bat. If someone's screaming at you: this is a straight up fucking Husker Du rip and these Parts and Labor cunts should be shot for daring to rip them off... you can't have a straight argument with them. They know you've heard the same music as them but they're willing to indulge in a shouting match instead.

Salem don't sound like Slim Thug and aren't ripping any particular rappers off in any real sense that's worth talking about. As much of the album sounds like The Chameleons or Ulrich Schnauss or Aphex Twin as it does DJ Screw. If other people choose to rip them off, they're not responsible for that... a real 101 thing we can all agree on, surely?

Come on Whiney - you're better than this. Stop telling me they're racist copycats who've made the worst album of all time. Persuade me how shit they are, don't just lie to my face, it's boring.

How about some examples of which songs are ripped off what. I don't know that much about hip hop compared to most on here. Stick up some youtubes, I'm prepared to eat humble pie.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Vocal tics, natch.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

man, if you're gonna say flattering things about me, it's not nearly as fun to be a dick!

I really would love to get into some deep talk about Salem, but I have to leave soon. Doran, I promise the next time I'm in this thread I'll get down to some microscience re: my points and be less dismissive

^^^that's lightweight jammin (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Ooh - put me in the thread that says "Redlights" is really awesome

She Got the Shakes, Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

XP: Ha ha! Ok, sounds good.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

NME Album Review: Salem - King Night (Iamsound)

More rewarding with each listen, 'King Night' is as characterised by its wisps of Southern hip-hop and celestial overtones

‘King Night’ is sick. Not just in the sense that it’s outstandingly good but in the fact that it seems extremely unwell. The skin of this album appears jaundiced, its flesh infused with thrush and lungs filling with liquid. John Holland, Heather Marlatt and Jack Donoghue, who have a murky past in hard drug abuse and prostitution, write about what they can see and how they feel refracted through the cracked prism of narcotics and sleep deprivation.

Those who’ve been following Salem for the last year or two will no doubt be initially wrong-footed by their debut, which is a lot more dense and monolithic than the ‘Yes I Smoke Crack’ and ‘Water’ EPs and their killer mixtapes. However it rewards constant and obsessive replaying. The old favourite ‘Redlights’ flickers into existence once again, but this time given extra creeping urgency. Jack Donoghue’s sickeningly chopped and screwed raps (‘Sick’, ‘Trapdoor’) are oppressive and threatening, and owe a debt to the cough syrup stumble of Southern hip-hop as well as the frantic beats of juke. Indeed it takes the angelic (but morally blank) vocals of Heather Marlatt (‘Frost’, ‘Traxx’) to help balance this out alongside a celestial sound recalling the screengaze of Ulrich Schnauss and the shoegaze of Cocteau Twins.

You can call this drag or witch house if you like but regardless of its genre tag this is monumental. As Professor Stephen Hawking said recently, God’s fingerprints cannot be found in creation. Philosophy is dead. We live as we die, with no control and little understanding suspended in a void near the dying ember of some cataclysmic accident we have no hope of comprehending. But look on the bright side: what a majestic vantage point we’ve been given. If, like Salem, you can see glitter and beauty in the chaos then you really should join them.

John Doran

9 out of 10

She Got the Shakes, Saturday, 25 September 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

About 100 words was cut out of this which kind of makes the joke about existentialism at the end redundant, but other than that I stand by it...

Believe it or not I really like this record.

Duran (Doran), Saturday, 25 September 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

In fact, I think it makes a perfect sister album to the SWANS' My Father Will Guide Me Up A Rope To The Sky.

Which also has this total vibe of 'There's lots of awful shit happening round me which doesn't make any sense but the universe keeps on glittering away regardlessly'.

Duran (Doran), Saturday, 25 September 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Some people here will cry sacrilege at that, John, but I agree with you. They're side by side on my top ten of 2010.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 25 September 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

It's interesting because in the same way that I don't really like feckless hipster crackheads, I don't really like apocalyptically self-absorbed rape obsessed (former) junkies but I love both of these records.

Duran (Doran), Saturday, 25 September 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

No, please don't get me wrong, I love it too (and I like your review)

She Got the Shakes, Saturday, 25 September 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah right. Sorry. And thanks!

I wasn't just saying that shit about Prof. Hawking just because it happened to be on the front page of the paper that morning but I'd said that a lot of people use the word 'goth' or 'gothic' to describe this album but that personally I saw them as being exemplars of existentialism like Joy Division and not gothic like Sisters Of Mercy or The Cure or what have you.

Being gothic, imo, means being dramatic or melodramatic and either drinking or drugging to put you in another state you can report back from (The Cure 'Pornography') or just using literary or poetic license to dream all kinds of stuff up (Sisters Of Mercy 'Alice'). Joy Division on the other hand were, a lot of the time, just reporting on stuff. It's very undramatic in a lot of ways.

Now, I know Salem don't stand to be compared to JD on some levels but they do on others. (And in fact the final song on the album Killer sounds a little like JD or The Chameleons.)

It's still pompous as fuck right? But I hope it seems slightly less daft in that context...

Duran (Doran), Saturday, 25 September 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Brief digression: I've never heard the Swans. Where should I start? With this new one?

She Got the Shakes, Saturday, 25 September 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not saying this to pass the buck but there are people saying stone cold truth on the My Father thread.

Swans 'My Father Will Guide Me Up A Rope To The Sky

SWANS have been away for about 13 years and the new album is, in a lot of respects, more like his Angels Of Light project but there are a lot of through lines as well.

In really rough terms they started out as a No Wave/industrial/noise group, then entered what a lot of people see as an imperial period and then split. The new album and previous stuff is all remarkably different from each other.

However, the new album... if you like Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds at their most apocalyptic I think you might like this.

Personally I'm not interested in authenticity too much but I'd apply the same gothic/realist or existentialist split between The Bad Seeds/SWANS. And there's something to be said for Michael Gira (main dude, visionary chap) and his sincerity. A lot of the SWANS stuff rings very true, and doesn't feel like melodrama.

Duran (Doran), Saturday, 25 September 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I like that the last track on the album is a rip off When You Were Young by the Killers

Darren Huckerby (Dwight Yorke), Saturday, 25 September 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Which? Salem or Swans? Because I can assure you with absolute certainty that M Gira has never heard The Killers

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 25 September 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

He prefers Brandon Flowers solo material.

Neil S, Saturday, 25 September 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry, meant Salem.

Darren Huckerby (Dwight Yorke), Saturday, 25 September 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, the clue's in the track title.

The first song is actually, 'O Holy Night' the hymn. Or an interpolation...

Duran (Doran), Saturday, 25 September 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember years ago reviewing a Parts + Labor album for a small website and giving it a really good review.

― Duran (Doran), Thursday, September 23, 2010 4:14 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Stay Afraid and Mapmaker are so goddamn good, and no one fucking paid them the time of day.

As far as Salem's live mishaps, they're not forgivable, but they're certainly understandable. So many bands try to get their name out by performing live around town for a few years and then catching a break opening for a bigger band on a national tour. Salem was 'discovered' before they'd ever done a live show. From what they've told me, they've maybe played like two-dozen live shows ever.

The fact of the matter is, they still blow live because they're all pretty young and they do the majority of their recording on shit equipment in shit places. They have no experience. I don't know if this is common knowledge but the guy rapping in those videos also makes the beats, and until like a couple months ago, he was doing them all in GarageBand (!).

They may never figure out their live act, but if the album is good. What they are going to have big problems with is their next record. How do you reinvent yourself after you've created a genre?

Indexed, Saturday, 25 September 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

American band, Salem, are all set to head over to the UK this November, for their first ever live UK shows. The trio will be here touring their debut album, the brilliant King Night, which is released on 27th September.

Tour Dates:

November
24 – London, Shoreditch Church
26 – Manchester, Islington Mill
27 – Leeds, Nation of Shopkeepers
29 – Nottingham, Bodega
30 – Bristol, Thekla

She Got the Shakes, Saturday, 25 September 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

salem suxx, lol @ doran

if you can put a ceiling fan in your van (deej), Saturday, 25 September 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i55.tinypic.com/6t2t7l.jpg

markers, Saturday, 25 September 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

liked your review, doran. i want this disc (i'm sure their live show is as vile as those above say, and for that reason, i'm bypassing the youtube clips). your comment about swans is kind of pushing me in the direction of downloading that disc, too.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 25 September 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I've listened to a couple of the new Swans tracks and I don't hear the similarities at all. Unless it's another Swans I'm listening to.

daavid, Saturday, 25 September 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

No. I mean, they don't *sound* anything like each other but they have a very similar attitude in a weird kind of way. The similarities are very lateral to be honest. I think they both have a way of looking at very horrific, personal things and then finding something almost majestic or splendid in them. I don't think either band are gothic (play acting).

It's not a useful comparison, just an interesting one from my point of view.

Duran (Doran), Saturday, 25 September 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

hooray! a thread where whiney, deej, & j0rdan can all shit on goths!

demons a. real (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

(sorry Doran I didn't mean to call them/you goth. I'm not goth either.)

demons a. real (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

what does this have to do with goths?

high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

if anything we're saying that some goths (three 6 mafia) make better music than other goths (salem)

high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

3-6 is pretty awesome, but they the whole 4AD thing that Salem is also tapping into...I think they're still working out the ideas, but I really like Salem a lot.

demons a. real (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

'but they lack the whole 4AD thing'

demons a. real (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/qx54r9.jpg

markers, Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i56.tinypic.com/mccgox.jpg

markers, Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

love this:

God’s fingerprints cannot be found in creation. Philosophy is dead. We live as we die, with no control and little understanding suspended in a void near the dying ember of some cataclysmic accident we have no hope of comprehending. But look on the bright side: what a majestic vantage point we’ve been given.

loved parts & labor, too. they may have gone unloved in the grand scheme, but they had their fans hereabouts.

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Sunday, 26 September 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ this thread being

whiney shits on salem -> doran defends salem -> more people shit on salem -> doran defends salem and posts his nme review -> doran big ups parts + labor

high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

this revive at least

high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't really imagine it going any other way

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Sunday, 26 September 2010 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't post my NME review. I've never posted one of my own reviews here. Actually I have in the metal end of year lists a few times but nowhere else.

And look up thread, there are about a million posters describing them as goth. And... *takes deep breath*... I don't think they're goth in the same way I don't think Joy Division or Swans are goth.

Duran (Doran), Sunday, 26 September 2010 09:13 (thirteen years ago) link

And if you don't get why I brought up Parts + Labor, I really can't help you. I mean it's such an easy, easy concept to grasp.

I also don't care if people call me a goth. I was a full-on mega goth when I was 15 in the mid 80s. I loved it for about 18 months. Until Fields Of The Nephelim turned up and I had a Damascene reconversion to being a common or garden long-hair.

Duran (Doran), Sunday, 26 September 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I meant goth compared to, like, DJ Skrew, though I love the idea of 3-6 being goth...

demons a. real (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 26 September 2010 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Three Six Mafia are NWOBHM.

Duran (Doran), Sunday, 26 September 2010 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link

And if you don't get why I brought up Parts + Labor, I really can't help you. I mean it's such an easy, easy concept to grasp.

it's like the opposite of what miccio does to j0hn on every thread

Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 26 September 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ this thrad

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Sunday, 26 September 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

thread

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Sunday, 26 September 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

it's like the opposite of what miccio does to j0hn on every thread

should probably just keep my trap shut, but for the record, I'm pretty sure I've only brought up a certain band twice on ILX. once when its singer was giving me shit for not liking an article by sfj he couldn't bother to read himself, once when the guy couldn't understand why everyone didn't share his "you must respect all megasuccessful songwriters" sentiment. and however impolitic or unnecessary it was to suggest how occupation could influence an argumentative stance (1st time was an annoyed, defensive gesture, the 2nd just a crack on everybody in the thread, don't plan on there being a 3rd), I really didn't say anything about the combo itself.

da croupier, Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

the chick in salem's cornrows look just like kenny fucking powers in the preview commercials for the new season of eastbound & down

my balls and my nerds (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i51.tinypic.com/2hfm2bm.gif

markers, Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

'cauldron-step'

demons a. real (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Witch's Brew

Duran (Doran), Sunday, 26 September 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

A+

markers, Sunday, 26 September 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

The release of the album has apparently been delayed to 4th October?

She Got the Shakes, Sunday, 26 September 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

It's on iTunes now.

daavid, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Salem's FB page says it was released today.

daavid, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

on emusic today, too.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

so it is out today? back to the record store tonight, I guess

markers, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Listening to it for the first time now. Pretty incredible I have to say...but maybe a bit too much for me. I feel slightly nauseous TBH. I don't think I can listen to the whole thing from start to finish.

daavid, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Physical copies delayed one week, I guess (according to Rough Trade in the UK; maybe it came out in the States physically this week?)

She Got the Shakes, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

good question -- anyone have any more info?

markers, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

pre-ordered from insound, they emailed about a week ago to tell me the release date of 9/28 was pushed back 'till october'

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link

ah thanks!

markers, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

GOT IT TODAY!

dreamsonvhs, Monday, 4 October 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

was completely floored to hear "King Night" at the Givenchy S/S 2011 show. A perfect fit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnkFi-9xwRo

fan of puppetry (Spinspin Sugah), Monday, 4 October 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm assuming Pitchfork is in deep deliberation about this one?

Indexed, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

"Should we give it a high middle to high eight or a low nine?"

markers, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

It's about as divisive album as I can think of in recent memory. There are going to be some who hail it as revolutionary and others who call it a crude joke. I'm going to guess they'll give it a 7.9 or something like that just because it's too risky to get behind.

Indexed, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I have 5:2 odds they mention Andrew WK in the review, or that Ryan is stumping for this comparison.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i used that as a comparison to waka flocka -- it better not get stolen for this

thank you based mod (deej), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i still like this album a bunch. i listened to it today three times in a row at work after not hearing it for a long time and it sounded just as good to me as it did months ago. i like it for reasons of nowness AND nostalgia. it makes me think about how much i love southern hip hop AND it makes me remember how much i loved clan of xymox when i was 17. and it doesn't sound ANYTHING like ed banger/justice shit that i hate which is a big plus. (though that stuff is probably completely passe by now anyway. just using that as an example of internet sensation) and it doesn't sound like dubstep. which bores the hell out of me. especially supposed "dark" dubstep. (diplo-curated dubstep comp i got in the mail has to be one of the worst things i've heard all year. except for the lil jon song on it. which just sounds exactly like a lil jon song.)

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

S A L E M is what RATATAT should have evolved into.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

bought the record and haven't listened to it all the way through, but I'm gonna guess P4k goes w/ an 8.4 BNM

markers, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm going to call a 6.4 from P4k.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

S A L E M is what RATATAT should have evolved into.

― cee-oh-tee-tee, Tuesday, October 5, 2010 8:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Sleigh Bells is what Ratatat should have evolved into.

Indexed, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

RATATAT should have evolved

Tbh, I think we could just leave it at that.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay, so I'm finally actually listening to this and I'm now wishing I hadn't had my first experience with the band be that laughable Fader Fort thing. Because this is actually pretty interesting stuff. I won't call it brilliant or anything, but there is a distinct vibe that I haven't really heard explored in this way before. I'm certainly enjoying the listen, but I could live without the dude. I like the tracks with the female vocals as the focus much more.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Like, "Frost" = great, "Trapdoor" = meh.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

o shit u droppin mehbombs

cee-oh-tee-tee, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty good review: http://www.dustedmagazine.com/reviews/6007

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty shit review: http://www.clashmusic.com/reviews/salem-king-knight

could have been better were I not given such a tight word limit.

village idiot (dog latin), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i like that review, no need for it to be longer

dro™ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Dusted review was pretty good except for the part where he suggests that a certain synth sound on the title track was an explicit reference to a Hipster Runoff post

dmr, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

looooooooooooooool

markers, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Dusted review is good when it gets going. First three pars are just pointless. No one needs a running commentary on the commentary on the commentary in a review. Just tell us something interesting about the record. (Which he does. Shame he didn't spend more of the text getting to the business in hand.)

Duran (Doran), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

dusted reviews reviews.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Just tell us something interesting about the record.

literally 90% of online reviews fail to do this

dro™ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

90% of online reviews aren't read by people who don't work for said publication

markers, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

unless we're talking about Pitchfork

markers, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Dusted seems like a good idea. I'd never heard of it before.

Duran (Doran), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Dusted has been doing good stuff for a long time. Love some of the old Listed features:
http://www.dustedmagazine.com/features/category/5

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, dusted's good.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 6 October 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Seem to remember the Comets on Fire one being esp. great xp

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah dusted has been quietly interesting for years (daily content and no one ever talks about it)

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

dusted reviews a much wider scope of titles than p4k, which i appreciate (don't get me wrong; i like p4k a lot, but dusted exposes me to a lot of title i wouldn't notice otherwise).

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

actually, and i guess this is for another thread, but p4k published a piece recently on the best online music stores; the websites for those stores also introduced me to titles that i wouldn't see otherwise.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

haven't been reading The Out Door as much as I should, tbh. thx for the link Daniel

markers, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

More like S E L L E M right guys.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Thursday, 7 October 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i think dusted has upped the quality of their reviews lately, too.

teflon dawn (uptown churl), Thursday, 7 October 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Perhaps stating the blindingly obvious for some of you, but take the guy's vocals off of this thing and it automatically becomes 100% more enjoyable to hear.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i vastly prefer his inept singing to his inept rapping. i guess that's only on hound and killer. the latter has this totally 90s feel to it for me. like, it could be a stabbing westward track or something, ha.

teflon dawn (uptown churl), Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i want to download "yes, i smoke crack" but from a site that isn't shady!!! help ple

dreamsonvhs, Thursday, 7 October 2010 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link

All three of them are vocalists. John Holland sings, Heather Marlatt sings, Jack Donoghue raps.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 7 October 2010 07:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I wonder if they will collect the singles and EPs, which I think are much more diverse sounding (and feature no rapping). There's:

Yes I Smoke Crack EP
Water EP
Ohk/Sweat 7"
Frost/Legend 7"
Babydaddy 7" (split with Tanlines)

Plus a few more old demos (and lots of remixes) that never were for sale commercially

She Got the Shakes, Thursday, 7 October 2010 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Dusted seems like a good idea. I'd never heard of it before.

― Duran (Doran), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 1:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dusted has some fantastic writing, and their staff seems to have eclectic though not arbitrary or downright weird taste. One of the site's writers, Jennifer Kelly, is usually excellent. For example:
http://www.dustedmagazine.com/reviews/5680

Note that that review came out two weeks before Pitchfork's, which bring to mind another thing about that site: they review the most hyped albums a couple days before they come out, not two weeks later.

Indexed, Thursday, 7 October 2010 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i like dusted and i hate almost everything on the internet. i think i actually emailed them once about possibly writing reviews, but they never got back to me. which, actually, just proves that they have high standards and are to be applauded.

scott seward, Thursday, 7 October 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

or wait i think it was actually just ONE specific record that i wanted to review and i couldn't think of anyone else who would let me review it. still, its the only time i ever emailed an online site so that must mean that i like them.

scott seward, Thursday, 7 October 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Dusted is pretty great, I am surprised that it doesn't generate more comments on this site. I highly recommend sifting through their "Listed" features, there are some really cool and interesting musicians (and non-musicians here and there) roped in for it. I worry that burnout will happen for Dusted, somewhat akin to Stylus, as I just don't see how all those folks can keep up the level of quality without any compensation (surely noone at Dusted is getting paid? no adds etc.)

Of course, wrong thread for this. Surprised so many people are actually reviewing this Salem record TBH.

grandavis, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Dusted's been around for at least eight years so I don't know why it wouldn't keep going for a while

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I hope so. It is a beacon of low-key integrity for me at least.

grandavis, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

The "weekly" Listed feature hasn't been updated since August.

as far as p4k alternatives go, Tinymixtapes > Dusted

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

"Listed" is still worth sifting through, though. Gems like Chris Corsano and Tom Smith abound. As far as tinymixtapes goes, to each his own. I read it as well, but would give it up before Dusted. Don't look at Dusted really as competing with tinymixtapes or P4K, somewhat different beast to me (i.e., not jokey).

grandavis, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

These days I check Dusted more often than I do Pitchfork (or any other reviews site), there's always some great-sounding release that I had never heard of before.

seandalai, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Dusted is pretty great, I am surprised that it doesn't generate more comments on this site.

you're right; it should. Dusted Magazine -- C/D

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, sorry about derailing this thread. I promptly remove myself ...

grandavis, Thursday, 7 October 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

no no. nothing wrong with tangents on threads at all. this one is a lively discussion, actually.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 October 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmmm, perhaps just me feeling guilty. There are people who care about Salem, so I don't want to put 40 comments in the way of their conversation. I moved myself to that Dusted thread personally.

Last thought: agree with seandalai, Dusted has a good track record with me. They don't rep for much that leaves me completely cold, and I have found some great stuff through them.

grandavis, Thursday, 7 October 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked that first Bumblebeez album, would I like this?

da croupier, Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

listening to title track. what the hell is that Dusted reviewer on about? Classical music chestnut over rap beats, pretty sure Dan The Automator did this a hundred times in the late 90s.

da croupier, Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

as far as p4k alternatives go, Tinymixtapes > Dusted

Jesus no. Most of Tinymixtapes content is unreadable

Number None, Thursday, 7 October 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I can't stand Tinymixtapes, particularly since the last redesign.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 October 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

just checked out dusted...they have a new review of the mike watt/nels cline deal...anyway this is a weird way to talk about mike watt

Floored By Four is a one-off collaboration between a quartet of musicians, each with at least one foot in conventional rock, the other in more experimental jazz and improv. Mike Watt, who started the project, splits his time between playing bass for The Stooges and Porno for Pyros on the mainstream side, while also working with people like Elliott Sharp and Nels Cline.

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 October 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

like oh yeah mike watt the dude from porno for pyros

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 October 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

as far as p4k alternatives go

there are . . . alternatives? O_O

markers, Thursday, 7 October 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Wait... "rape gaze"?

She Got the Shakes, Friday, 8 October 2010 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Pitchfork reviewer of 'KIng Night' = arrogant douche: "it's easy to be amazed that these dickheads made a record so interesting and sonically detailed." Great analysis Larry.

Tim. E "LazRus" Lucas (Prose b4 Hoes...and Big Hoos), Friday, 8 October 2010 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Someone should tell Scott he accidentally published Fitzmaurice's pitch email instead of the actual review.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 8 October 2010 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link

"rape gaze"?

rachel bladdow! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 October 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

as far as p4k alternatives go, Tinymixtapes > Dusted

Jesus no. Most of Tinymixtapes content is unreadable

― Number None, Thursday, 7 October 2010 21:15 (Yesterday) Permalink

Yeah, I can't stand Tinymixtapes, particularly since the last redesign.

― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 7 October 2010 21:21 (Yesterday)

thirded! tinymixtapes is the very last scrape of the barrel before you hit (the worst of) the blogosphere.

fndgo, Friday, 8 October 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

this is the one thing i don't get at all

"interesting and sonically detailed"

like i keep trying to appreciate this as pure SOUND, but it just seems nowhere near as immersive and intricate as like Zaytoven, Polow Da Don, DJ Toomp, Three 6 Mafia, etc...

rachel bladdow! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 October 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link

and Dusted has always been solid and englightening.

I actually feel like there are genuine opinions on there, that they haven't been been processed and edited for maximum appeal and impact to some perceived target audience (that I don't belong to), which is how I feel reading the other sites.

fndgo, Friday, 8 October 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link

The "dickheads" jab was unnecessary and unwarranted. They may be unprofessional amateurs, but I don't see how that makes them assholes.

The review was pretty spot on, though, and entirely predictable for Pitchfork. And that's fine, because Pitchfork has a very clear goal, purpose, and audience. This isn't the kind of music most Pitchfork readers will like, and therefore, to give it a positive score would be to risk jeopardizing their "taste" level. So give it a mostly glowing review, say it's a divisive album (it is), slap on a 7.something, and forget the thing ever came out.

Indexed, Friday, 8 October 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

actually I like cokemachineglow the most out of all the pitchfauxrks....

the production is what saviours her (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 8 October 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

EQ'd-to-shit click tracks

what does this mean

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Friday, 8 October 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

it means the click tracks have been poorly EQ'd so that they stand out from the music in an irritating/intrusive way.

jesus christ you guys, come on. this isn't written in hieroglyphics.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 8 October 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

that came out snottier than i intended. BUT STILL.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 8 October 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

ok like i know it's been said twice already but....RAPE GAZE?

a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 October 2010 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

i like how that's dropped in there like it's just totally a normal thing ppl say all the time like oh sure rape gaze, one of my favorite genres outside of ragtime jazz and western swing

a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 October 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought it might have been "rap-gaze" and accidentally wound up with an extra "e" but i am worried "rape-gaze" is a real thing.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 8 October 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

the sad thing is that "rape-gaze" is just as evocative when discussing these doobers as "rap-gaze" would be.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 8 October 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

but a "click track" is usually something musicians only hear in their headphones, not actually part of the music. i think he means...hi-hats?

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Friday, 8 October 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

but i am worried "rape-gaze" is a real thing.

um

http://www.myspace.com/wearecreep

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Friday, 8 October 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i like how that's dropped in there like it's just totally a normal thing ppl say all the time like oh sure rape gaze, one of my favorite genres outside of ragtime jazz and western swing

― a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, October 8, 2010 3:55 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

can't believe you're being such a herb about this

rmde @ the romo dumplings (history mayne), Friday, 8 October 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

but a "click track" is usually something musicians only hear in their headphones, not actually part of the music. i think he means...hi-hats?

haha this is possibly true. who knows truly what lurks inside the head of larry fitzmaurice. i am sorry i snapped at u jordan. u_u

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 8 October 2010 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

why can't you believe it history mayne?

a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 October 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

because we're supposed to be beyond taking offense/expressing disbelief at the use of "rape" in a neologism.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 8 October 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

rape gaze bro, come on

im amazed it took this long to come back round

rmde @ the romo dumplings (history mayne), Friday, 8 October 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah word, the more i think about this i'm just bored with the whole thing, wake me when paedowave hits

a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 October 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

(also history mayne i am a herb u know this)

a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 October 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

People have been using "rape gaze" for a while...

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=%22rape+gaze%22

Position Position, Friday, 8 October 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

uh it's basically one triangle band that uses it as self description. the p4k guy just couldn't resist giving it currency

zvookster, Friday, 8 October 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Rape gaze music - Listen free at Last.fm
Listen to Rape Gaze radio. ... “rape gaze” music on Last.fm. Built by 1 person (Used 1 times). We don't have a description for this tag yet, care to help? ...
www.last.fm/tag/rape%20gaze - Cached

a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 October 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Built by 1 person (Used 1 times)

a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 October 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck this shit

call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Reverse trending is one of the biggest sins in pop culture discourse. I mean the heritage in the UK trades is hilarious, but in the net-age it's just embarrassing as shit.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 8 October 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I was coming here to post that I thought Pitchfork's review was actually pretty good. At least, for once, the reviewer writes about what the damn record sounds like.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 8 October 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

what is "reverse trending"?

m0stlyClean, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I was coming here to post that I thought Pitchfork's review was actually pretty good. At least, for once, the reviewer writes about what the damn record sounds like.

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, October 8, 2010 10:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the complaint about writers not doing this enough is bullshit largely.

thank you based mod (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

as if only they would say "apocolyptic soundscapes" more often music writing would be better?? dubstep state of mind

thank you based mod (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

ethan made me spit dr pepper all over my keyboard once when he called afu ra "jeru's jeru." salem is like dubstep's dubstep's dubstep

thank you based mod (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i've listened to this a couple times and i think it's interesting. that sounds like weak praise, but i mean it's holding my interest. i don't know what they think they're doing. the racial queasiness reminds me a lot of pussy galore, of all things. i am put off by the thought that maybe we're supposed to take the rapping seriously. on the record it's just a kind of sound; like they wanted some screw vocals on a song and instead of sampling something they just had one guy do it. all lot of the beats are off-kilter and unfunky and it's hard to tell if this is intentionally jarring or if they just kind of suck at programming. that's part of the "interest", how much of what they're doing is what the mean to be doing.

like it wouldn't even occur to me to criticize them because there's druggy actual-rap out there that's better -- the answer is "of course" and "so what"

goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

aside from the fact that this a positive review of salem, this is one of the first fitzmo reviews to please meh, aside from the "despite all these genre influences they still sound like themselves!" which is always a boring & trite conclusion to draw

also thought it was weird that he singled out the rapping as aesthetically ugly while still generally praising music that is "EQ'd-to-shit" and produces "sheer noise"

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

the racial queasiness reminds me a lot of pussy galore, of all things.

Everything I've read about these guys sounds kinda like a post-hiphop Royal Trux.

da croupier, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

that's giving them a bit too much credit, really.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

haha I guess, though aside from a few songs I've never gotten the Royal Trux hype either

da croupier, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost Cmon. I love this record but that does a disservice to the greatest rock and roll band America has produced in the last 25 years.

this, otoh:

on the record it's just a kind of sound; like they wanted some screw vocals on a song and instead of sampling something they just had one guy do it

is otm.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not sure how many people are familiar with the phenomonen of Christopher Weingarten, but he's the former drummer of Parts & Labor turned into some sort of faintly terrifying meta-hipster who writes for Village Voice and advocates twitrter based music journalism. At present his last tweet says 'So which alt-weekly music section or sub-Mog meme-hunter is gonna do the definitive Google-bait blog post on "What Is Rape Gaze?"', which sort of lets you know what you're getting yourself in for.

LOL. From here: http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4269138?community-latest

And it turns out the Google-bait has been gobbled up by, you guessed it....

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/archives/2010/10/the_horrifyingl.php

Position Position, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

if i understand correctly, reverse trending is an if->then logical fallacy, where someone makes a claim, which logically leads to a second claim. you show the second claim, and then assume the first. the problem is that if->then logic doesn't work that way (if =! if and only if, or if =! iff for logicians out there)

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

that should have read something like, "you show that the second claim is true and then conclude that the first claim must also be true"

i'm not really clear how this applies to wack new styles of indie rock but i'm curious to hear

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought you like these guys!

goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

-d

goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

he liked dj nate too iirc

thank you based mod (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

So am I the only one who hears Excepter when I listen to Salem? Or do people just not care about Excepter anymore?

I never got Royal Trux either. To call them a great rock band demonstrates a fundamental misunderstanding of the term "rock."

Loved Pussy Galore, though; still listen to them all the time. You could ram a cattle prod up each member of Salem's asses and they wouldn't muster 1/1000 the energy of PG.

Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not the energy level that made me think of them

goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I love Excepter but haven't been impressed by any of the Salem tracks I've heard...

xp

yeah ilxor stop throwing dog shit on a MAGICAL moment. (ilxor), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

You could ram a cattle prod up each member of Salem's asses and they wouldn't muster 1/1000 the energy of PG.

Depends -- is the cattle prod a top or a bottom?

yeah ilxor stop throwing dog shit on a MAGICAL moment. (ilxor), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

ILX field trip to Salem, MA this Halloween!

markers, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Moonship otm in syllogistic terms; you frame a context in which a trend is suggested or defined, and if that framework is affirmed by acceptance, odds are the components - which can be fake events, genres, people, whatever you like - will be affirmed transitively. It's more difficult to do with facts and people, but lazily easy to dick around with in music and art criticism. It's an abuse of position, self-amusement, hype; which is all Larry's guilty of. People would be less apoplectic if he'd been clumsier or the term was less plausibly true. Rape-gaze is slick execution - a lot of the reactions are about people fearing they're out of the loop, hereslookin@u - but it's a trick I loathe in any case.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

'innovation' covered by music writing often becomes a part of how music develops tho (by music writing i mean ... discourse around music)

years of ppl talking about timbaland = indie artists start imitating timbaland etc

what i mean is that talk is just as much a part of music as music is slippery slope etc

in this case i more or less agree but thought that was worth pointing out

thank you based mod (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

No, of course, I mean...I'm not indicting the guy's review, it's better than most, and it measures up to the amount of (inter-crit/media) attention the record's drummed up. It's just that "rape-gaze" to me smacks of "wish I thought of chillwave".

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

should have gone w/ 'stillbornwave'

thank you based mod (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

'death panels'

thank you based mod (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

OH MAN

http://twitter.com/1000timesyes

Someone is going to play Chilean miners a Salem record and they'll ask to be put back in the hole.
Thursday, October 07, 2010 11:01:50 AM via web

looooooooooool

yeah ilxor stop throwing dog shit on a MAGICAL moment. (ilxor), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

rmde

thank you based mod (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

that was 'heh' funny not 'loooooooool' funny

thank you based mod (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

"and i know because no one i know thinks that's funny"

underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

dawg that was a leno punchline

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

PLZ KEEP WHINEY/DEEJ BEEF OUT OF THIS IMPORTANT THREAD

markers, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

ilxor feels like a twitter aggregator more and more which is kind of sad 2 me all these yrs l8r.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

deej,

i mean, i def agree with you that it's a not-very-good joke. i'm just saying let ilxor say something nice to me ffs

underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles26006.jpg
has someone already posted a pic of this? i think this is where witch house was invented all those years ago in Salem MA.

tylerw, Friday, 8 October 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

ilxor feels like a twitter aggregator more and more which is kind of sad 2 me all these yrs l8r.

??

yeah ilxor stop throwing dog shit on a MAGICAL moment. (ilxor), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i *do* like salem, at about 7.5 level, but the idea of an entire genre of salem-alikes is disturbing

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

cf i like emeralds and ducktails but i think triangle music / chillwave as a whole is pretty gross

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

anyway i don't really like or dislike music - i either don't care or have a love-hate relationship, tbh

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

ha!

i've never had the energy or the wallet/filehunting patience to follow a whole movement, even a small one.

goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

it all sounds like some ~~background shit~~ to me, seeing it be a crit phenomenon as a whole is baffling
but then i like reading simon reynolds so

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

im not sure if that last phrase implies im a hypocrit, or the opposite, or both

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i either don't care or have a love-hate relationship, tbh

o_O

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

it's called high negative capability

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

thnx moonship re: reverse trending.
cott, are you talking about "writers making up genre names/scenes"?

m0stlyClean, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

the idea of an entire genre of salem-alikes is disturbing

http://www.discount-cheap-cigarettes.net/images/cigarettes/salem_lights.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 8 October 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds more like anhedonia?

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I still want to start a band called Giles Corey. Our first album is going to be called Weight, and our second album will be called More Weight.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/lastwords/giles.jpg

markers, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

1,000,000x better than any "witch house" group i've heard

http://www.cokemachineglow.com/images/9217.jpg

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

truth bomb

underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Back in the olden days in my GCSE English class we were asked to write about a character from the Crucible, and I chose Giles Corey.

village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 8 October 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

:-D

markers, Friday, 8 October 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

she say im down wih huh, i say bitch you alone
you lyin wit the flesh, lyin with the bone
she say i'm lyin wih huh, my mind in the SKREET
i say i'm not with me, i'm with she, i'm with she
now plane lights blinkin, off in da evenin
got me thinkin, wish i was leavin
it's not that i'm tryna be somewhere else
i'm not tryna be here... by myself
if you were here too i'd still be with myself
i talk real loud, i don't wanna hear myself
i'm faraway lost and i don't want help
if you could bring me back, i kill myself... haaa
not myself, that's just myself
i don't know if you could tell, but i'm in hell
i don't know if you noticed, but i haven't spoken
my arm might be broken, i'm so sick of jokin

underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 9 October 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I really like that Demdike Stare album a lot but I'm not sure how comparable it is to King Night.

1,000,000x better than any witch house group I've heard = drinking two bottles of night nurse while watching threads, putting DJ Spanish Fly on iPod really loud and jumping down entire flight of stairs in one go. Then lying in pool of own blood recalling childhood sweetheart until ambulance arrives.

Duran (Doran), Saturday, 9 October 2010 07:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I made a video about Giles Corey for my junior high school english class

an experience no XBox 360 game could simulate (crüt), Saturday, 9 October 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link

it was way better than any Salem album and I can guarantee that 100%

an experience no XBox 360 game could simulate (crüt), Saturday, 9 October 2010 08:14 (thirteen years ago) link

read that post as "Back in the olden days in my GYBE English class..."

m0stlyClean, Sunday, 10 October 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty sure it's "I'm a sheet, I'm a sheet."

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Sunday, 10 October 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i52.tinypic.com/2rw9vzp.gif

markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Boo-haus

Duran (Doran), Sunday, 10 October 2010 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link

at a party, some chicago dudes laid out to me exactly how these guys became famous, and its waaaaay to gossipy for me to actually post on a public forum.

underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 10 October 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

explain it to us in a Mad Libs way. (band member) slept with/sold drugs to (magazine editor) etc.

some dude, Sunday, 10 October 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

aww whiney give us a hint at least

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 October 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Whiney you little tease.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Sunday, 10 October 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

some chicago dudes

"I tell ya, being the roadies for Tortoise, it's the gateway to stardom."

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Nothing to do with Peter Cetera then, phew.

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

crits on their dick when they crunkie goth swag

Can You Tape? Learn the rules. (herb albert), Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

rmde

― thank you based mod (deej), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:41 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that was 'heh' funny not 'loooooooool' funny

― thank you based mod (deej), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:42 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"and i know because no one i know thinks that's funny"

― underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:48 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dawg that was a leno punchline

― trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:49 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a distillation of deej-whiney beef styles so pure that in the future they won't need to beef at all, they'll just permalink this exchange

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

at a party, some chicago dudes laid out to me exactly how these guys became famous

"famous"? fo' real? already? Has something happened in the past week I've missed?

your mum, Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"famous"

All Evil Begins as Flight from Pain (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

We're all famous.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

how these guys became famous
how these guys became famous
how these guys became famous
how these guys became famous
how these guys became famous
how these guys became famous
how these guys became famous
how these guys became famous
how these guys became famous
how these guys became famous

markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

markers did salem like personally shit in your malt-o-meal or something - your interest in their whole deal is pretty intense imo

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

nah, just thought the Fader Fort thing was the most hilarious performance I've seen this year. I did buy their record though, 'cause I'm actually interested in their music. I do think Whiney saying that they're "famous" is funny though

markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

afaict, my malt-o-meal remains pure

markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i think whiney probably just wanted to set off a 300-post debate about the relative fame of salem and you guys are all playing into his hands.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

ts: arguing about who is or isn't famous vs. arguing about what is or isn't funny

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i56.tinypic.com/2eutqn7.gif

markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

markers did salem like personally shit in your malt-o-meal or something - your interest in their whole deal is pretty intense imo

― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

markers is TTG, shorty

underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 10 October 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"trying too goddamn (hard)"? concur

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 10 October 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

also if I'm yr shorty that makes you somebody's great-grandfather so congratulations on having escaped the strangling clutches of youth forever & ever, old man

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 10 October 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i56.tinypic.com/24yxu80.jpg

markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

rmde

― thank you based mod (deej), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:41 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that was 'heh' funny not 'loooooooool' funny

― thank you based mod (deej), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:42 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"and i know because no one i know thinks that's funny"

― underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:48 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dawg that was a leno punchline

― trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:49 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a distillation of deej-whiney beef styles so pure that in the future they won't need to beef at all, they'll just permalink this exchange

― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, October 10, 2010 11:48 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this post goes into the ILX Smithsonian exhibit

All Evil Begins as Flight from Pain (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 10 October 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

so, i am interviewing oOoOo guy tonight. from what i've heard, i like his stuff a LOT better than anything Salem have done, but then again, he's on more of a dubstep kick than a crunk kick.

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i dig oOoOo. he is chillwave tho, right? SoOoOo different from witch house. i think if i actually said "witch house" out loud it would make me throw up in my mouth a little bit. witch house. maybe it should be called spookywave instead.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

afaict, my malt-o-meal remains pure

and a nation is greatly relieved.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

:-)

markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

"Mumbai" is ttl chillwi☨ch ☓over

cee-oh-tee-tee, Sunday, 10 October 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

how is salem on a 'crunk' kick. what musical aspects of 'crunk' are they adopting. do tell

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link

everybody cool it the crunk police are here

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i56.tinypic.com/2dbtfr8.gif

markers, Monday, 11 October 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

tbf there's nothing crunk about salem

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

so when i listen to this do i feel the rape gaze on me, or am i giving off the rape gaze, or what

max, Monday, 11 October 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

naw I think he means screwed 'n' chopped in feel, which I mean slowed down vox do give that feel to my ear anyway

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

oh hey these guys covered springsteen

max, Monday, 11 October 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

all this music is so noisy

max, Monday, 11 October 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

did you ever notice salem spelled backwards is males

makes you think

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

makes you think that it isn't actually true, I mean

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

makes me think you need reverse spellcheck.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

and everyone in salem probably needs a bath.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I love that their site is http://s4lem.com/

markers, Monday, 11 October 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link

are these guys the goths of the 2010s

max, Monday, 11 October 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

they feel more like the ministry of the 2010s. were ministry "goth"?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i think of the knife as neo-goths. unless they were the 2000s goths, now replaced by salem's 2010 goths.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i think markers is like one of those characters in SVU where stabler & benson break into his apartment and he has salem press clippings and high res, long range photos plastered all over one room in his place

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

irl lol

markers, Monday, 11 October 2010 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

they feel more like the minstrelsy of the 2010s

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

do they actually rap a lot? i havent heard them rap at all yet

max, Monday, 11 October 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

IAMSOUND is a bad label btw imo

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

everybody cool it the crunk police are here

― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, October 10, 2010 7:49 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if i say the sky is blue will u argue with me?

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

ministry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

im not even gonna finish

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

that is not deej.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

well, i mean, maybe, but i doubt it.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

stop posting photoes of my wife

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

if i say the sky is blue will u argue with me?

yup

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/15hblw2.gif

markers, Monday, 11 October 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

markers you've had better shticks

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

actually I am usually pretty down on markers but his doggedness on this subject is developing its own sort of charm seeing as the actual truth about salem can be summed up by a certain jpg that bought whiney a temp-ban

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

markers, you can't clown on salem too much. the disc got a 7.5 from p4kmedia. that means salem is 75% good, so you can only clown on it 25% of the time.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 y'all

markers, Monday, 11 October 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

bought this today

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 11 October 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i am truly sorry for your lots

underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link

idg why this band is popular

swagula (Lamp), Monday, 11 October 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link

who cares, it's clearly an opportune time for me to make my grand entrance into the pop world making half-assed mumbly music with casio beats

jukebox bieber jukebox bieb uh huh huh (crüt), Monday, 11 October 2010 05:11 (thirteen years ago) link

the rap beat curtis sent me last sunday >> anything i've heard by salem

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 05:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i like half-assed music mumbly music w/casio beats i dont like this oh well who cares but its not v interesting? like i mean id start a thread about the new C V L T S tape that i think is amazing but its not getting 500+ posts enh idk who cares, sure this is dumm to care about really

this band always has such terrible artwork though

swagula (Lamp), Monday, 11 October 2010 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ was this post written by fred armisen's impression of joy behar?

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 05:21 (thirteen years ago) link

just a fantastic reference there

i started writing up something with actual words but its an ilm thread about salem so

c (Lamp), Monday, 11 October 2010 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link

glad you stopped by

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link

thread policing on the ilm thread about salem is so nagl

jukebox bieber jukebox bieb uh huh huh (crüt), Monday, 11 October 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol i wasn't thread policing, i was making fun of lamp for saying "eh who cares" like 8 times in two sentences

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link

exaggerated apathy is the only valid response &c &c

c (Lamp), Monday, 11 October 2010 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't actively hate this when I listened to it this morning but I still can't really see what the point of this music actually is. Can't think its whole doomladen vibe would be better with some actual space to the music, and less ridiculously tinny drum sounds.

Matt DC, Monday, 11 October 2010 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link

the point of this music is when it's late at night and you want some background music that's also a little ~discomfiting~ but that you don't need to pay much attention to

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 11 October 2010 09:12 (thirteen years ago) link

It seems to demand too much attention for that, a bit like the Flying Lotus album. Although Cosmogramma >>> King Night.

Matt DC, Monday, 11 October 2010 09:38 (thirteen years ago) link

the point of this music is when it's late at night and you want some background music that's also a little ~discomfiting~ but that you don't need to pay much attention to

Bohren and der Club of Gore are the go-to for this surely. I agree with Matt, whether you love or loathe Salem I'd find it hard to use this as background music.

Tim F, Monday, 11 October 2010 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link

There's also the problem that Southern rap drum sounds sound like shit when divorced from actual rap music, especially music that aspires towards heaviness (both this and Lil Wayne's atrocious rock record spring to mind).

Matt DC, Monday, 11 October 2010 09:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The whole sounding like shit thing works well for Salem imo

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 11 October 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link

also, how does one get arrested by the Crunk Police?

Wait, I got it: "In 2007, the hottest name in crunk was in fact...Belle and Sebastian."

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 11 October 2010 10:57 (thirteen years ago) link

There's also the problem that Southern rap drum sounds sound like shit when divorced from actual rap music,

this is the kind of assertion about which I am really suspicious - any musical sound in any genre context could be just great depending on how it was used in my opinion - the notion that particular sounds/textures/tones can't sound good except in a given genre context strikes me as a claim that'd require more defense than could be mustered on its behalf

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 11 October 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

It seems to demand too much attention for that, a bit like the Flying Lotus album. Although Cosmogramma >>> King Night.

Okay can we please not compare one of the year's most brilliant albums to one of its most desperately boring and overhyped?

i'm just saying let ilxor say something nice to me ffs (ilxor), Monday, 11 October 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link

wait which one is which?

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 October 2010 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone who's seen me in the Flying Lotus thread or gushing about his live set should know the answer to that.

i'm just saying let ilxor say something nice to me ffs (ilxor), Monday, 11 October 2010 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah missed that thread

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 October 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I thought Cosmogramma was an unlistenable rehash of some of the worst elements of noodly up-its-own-bottom IDM. I couldn't sit through hardly any of it.

What puzzles me on this thread isn't the people who don't like Salem, as this is an aesthetic decision, but the people who say it's "derivative" or "boring" or "not sure what it's for" etc... I mean, this is not really like a lot of music that's been out before, despite certain allusions to industrial, hip hop and house music. They def seem to be doing their own thing - it's an original sound and aesthetic, so I can't see how it could be classed as uninteresting.

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 11 October 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

really? something can't be both original and boring?

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 October 2010 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I agree that parts of the album do drag a bit, and maybe parts of it could have been done better. But the quintessence of Salem IS interesting and original, and it also seems obvious what this music is "for". I don't agree with those on this thread who are all "Oh it's Salem, oh YAWWWWN I've seen all this before..." because the only band I can really equate with them based on aesthetic value are Ministry, who don't really sound like Salem much at all and haven't done anything worthwhile in years.

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 11 October 2010 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, they are definitely "original" but only because they're a watered-down, whitenized and hipster chic version of something I already like.

like the G6 summit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

a watered-down, whitenized and hipster chic version of something I already like

Doesn't this eventually happen with every interesting type of music? :(

i'm just saying let ilxor say something nice to me ffs (ilxor), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link

whiney - what exactly are you talking about? crunk? if yes, then I fear you are missing the point of Salem.

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i think salem are doing something fairly unlike anything else right now, but it doesn't really come across as sounding impressive b/c it's pretty simple and uses a lot of basic elements from other genres. it's pretty effective here and there - i do remember being kind of blown away be "redlights" when i first heard it ages ago - much much less so across an album. i don't get breathlessly stanning for them though on the other side there are people absolutely loving how cynical/sceptical/dismissive salem allow them to be (it's kind of an open goal) and that's nagl.

found an article somewhere saying that white ring and creep are the two witch house acts who actually have the potential to transcend its silliness, from what i've heard i would agree with that. the two white ring tracks i've heard, "ixc999" and "roses", are the only songs from this scene that i've found myself compulsively listening to. iirc it's only creep, who are two girls, who've talked about "rape gaze", not any of the other acts, and, like, duhhh they've called themselves CREEP ffs, it's hardly out of character. their debut single proper has romy xx on vox and - going by the deadboy remix which is all i've heard - is really great and focused.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Lex, you're right - I think my only issue with Salem is that they work better on paper and on initial listen, than they do over the course of a whole album. I love the idea of this kind of haunted hillbilly rave music, but they need to throw a few more ideas into the mix. I don't find it "silly" though (well maybe the rapping is a bit daft), but I can totally see a generation of what might have once been goths and metalheads really digging this stuff, since most of the metalheads I have known were also into hiphop AND noisy dance music etc.. So going back to an industrial style is quite welcome from my viewpoint.

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link

lex otm--it's "original" but also shallow and obvious.

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link

whiney - what exactly are you talking about? crunk? if yes, then I fear you are missing the point of Salem.

― village idiot (dog latin), Monday, October 11, 2010 10:05 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I mean screw music. And the fact that you can't pick up on that speaks volumes about why these guys are successful

like the G6 summit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry, markers: """""""""""successful""""""""""

like the G6 summit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

this thread: *SIGH*

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, and I LIKE white crunk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SyEwLREPs4

like the G6 summit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean screw music. And the fact that you can't pick up on that speaks volumes about why these guys are successful

― like the G6 summit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, October 11, 2010 10:19 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

otmfm

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

xposts to Whiney
Not so familiar with screw music. From what I have heard (and pardon my ignorance here), this is a style of reworking hiphop tracks, pitching and chopping the vocals and beats, right? Because if so this is not the main element at work here. Salem have as much in common with Ultraviolence, Altern-8, Atari Teenage Riot, Boards Of Canada, Sisters Of Mercy and a host of goth, metal, house, electronica and industrial acts as they do with hiphop. So I think it's kind of unfair to say "well Salem's no good because they're not as good as [insert one loose aspect of their style here].

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I could say that King Night sucks because it doesn't rock as hard as Psalm 69, but that wouldn't make sense.

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

no i think screw is the main element here

like the G6 summit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

You just said Sleigh Bells were "white crunk".

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, i said that facetiously, and you just wikipedia's "screw music," so eat me

like the G6 summit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh sleigh bells are so much worse than salem

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm now never going to listen to Salem again in case it reminds me of this spectacularly inane "debate". (xpost)

Matt DC, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

and dogg latin, to respond to your question, i think Salem can stumble across Boards Of Canada stuff, but it's not because they're sitting down with a laptop and being sound alchemists; its because dumb idiots who accidentally found an ambient preset in between smoking their cigarettes and staring blindly at their gear [see attached video]

like the G6 summit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

wouldn't 'white crunk' be like sevendust or something

goole, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i love that Boards Of Canada song where dude is like all

SHE SAY I DOW WIH HUH I SAY BITCH YOU ALLLOOOOONNNNEEEE

like the G6 summit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

no never mind, i take that back, i'm not getting into this

xp

goole, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

okay, (ftr, I didn't wiki "screw music", it's not something I'm heavily into, but I am familiar with it) - Salem are influenced by screw, this is apparent. They are not screw though. Hell, I don't even believe they're hiphop. I'm just saying, there are many more things going on in King Night than simply a bunch of white guys making bad screw music. And while your post about BoC is also being facetious, it's missing the point too.

"making screw", LOL!

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

there are many more things going on in King Night than simply a bunch of white guys making bad screw music

hahah, this is basically where we're gonna disagree, so we should probably let some other people have the floor

like the G6 summit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

there is really nothing more going on in King Night than simply a bunch of white guys making bad screw music -- but it turned out kind of interesting!

goole, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"dumb idiots who accidentally found an ambient preset in between smoking their cigarettes and staring blindly at their gear" is the majority of punky/new-wave/industrial electronic music anyway. Is it not acceptable to say that comparing Salem to just Screw is the same as comparing them to Cabaret Voltaire or whoever?

xpost, haha, sure thing Whiney - I'm not going to defend this band anymore - it's an okay album, but just okay.

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 11 October 2010 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

AFA screw is concerned though, Whiney what should I check out, as I'm interested?

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 11 October 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

i love that Boards Of Canada song where dude is like all

SHE SAY I DOW WIH HUH I SAY BITCH YOU ALLLOOOOONNNNEEEE

loooooooool A+

i'm just saying let ilxor say something nice to me ffs (ilxor), Monday, 11 October 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

doglat,

My personal fave is David Banner's Mississippi: The Album screwed and chopped version, which had a commercial release. Obviously DJ Screw is the king of this stuff, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna pretend to be all Byron Coley about his 200+ releases, hahaha.

toldjah boy, salem (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I like screwed and chopped music. I find the songs on the Salem album where the guy raps painful in almost every way.
I love many of the songs on the Salem album (the guy only raps on two of them, right?) - nobody would be talking about screw if the album was all like Redlights and Frost.

She Got the Shakes, Monday, 11 October 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/2nltpiu.gif

markers, Monday, 11 October 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

did you make that?

goole, Monday, 11 October 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

;-)

markers, Monday, 11 October 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

^TTG

toldjah boy, salem (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

tTG Tissue Transglutaminase
TTG Telltale Games (website)
TTG Time-To-Go
TTG TiVo To Go
TTG The Tech Guy
TTG Tonalite-Trondhjemite-Granodiorite
TTG Tea Tree Gully (South Australia)
TTG Tom Tom Go (satellite navigation product)
TTG Tunnel Terminating Gateway
TTG TechTeam Global, Inc (Southfield, Michigan)
TTG Thanks To God
TTG Technical Training Group (US Air Force)
TTG Transportation Terminal Group
TTG Technical Task Group
TTG Top-Turret Gunner
TTG Thomson Travel Group PLC
TTG Tripod Technology Group, Inc
TTG Twin Turbo Gallardo (automobile)
TTG The Timothy Generation (band)
TTG Threat Timing Generator
TTG Technology Transfer Grant
TTG Tech Team Global (Southfield, MI)
TTG Trainer Test Group
TTG The Tech Game (online gaming community)
TTG Transmission Time Group
TTG Turkish Trade Guide
TTG Training Target Graphic
TTG Technical Training Graduate
TTG Transuranium Technical Group
TTG Triton Technology Group
TTG The Time Garden (blog)
TTG Tax Technology Group
TTG The Tile Guy (Austin, TX )

i'm guessing "thanks to god"?, but not ruling out "the tile guy" or "turkish trade guide."

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link

ah. ty.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

so, i've been listening to this stuff a lot b/c...well, i read XLR8R's interview on the toilet the other day (i am a staff writer for them), and i was like, 'i've never really given their recordings a chance after that terrible show in brooklyn last january.' i like Redlights, but i really don't understand how people could like the album or anything else by them. yeah, it's kind of an original mashing of several sounds, but it is so TOTALLY FUCKING BORING and studied in its cynicism that i find it somewhat terrifying that they're '''''popular'''''.

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i think cynical is the right word. Like if you watch the Fader Fort videos, this is literally a band with no passion, no ability, no drive and no ideas. They are an IDEA of a band more than a band. There's nothing to the music and were marketed and elevated solely on "hipster cool" to the pitchfork gen the same way that "party cool" is marketed to Ke$ha fans. I'm sincerely fucking embarrassed for 20somethings that chose this over emocore.

toldjah boy, salem (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

they're playing santos next week, I think i'm gonna go just becaause. never heard anything by them, should i listen first or let their LIVE SHOW be my FIRST IMPRESSION

Pitchfork.com, a music recommendation Web site (The Brainwasher), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

is literally a band with no . . . ideas.

not sure how this can be true, if in fact, this band's sound is a "unique mashup of the basic elements of other genres." see, e.g., comments upthread. to be clear, that doesn't mean they're good, but it means they have ideas, or at least one noteworthy idea.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

http://bit.ly/bQCqTK

toldjah boy, salem (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

trust me, i saw them at Glasslands last january and it was fucking abysmal.

then, three days later, i saw Teengirl Fantasy, Light Asylum, and Blondes play at Monster Island a few blocks away, and it was fucking awesome.

just sayin-- there are a lot of groups out there who are actually putting effort and energy into their sound.

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Brainwasher that would be a rad experiment, plz report back

toldjah boy, salem (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

xp to instant salem mashup

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i wonder if part of salem's appeal is that their one idea IS so easily to replicate.

the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Whiney killin' it in this thread.

i'm just saying let ilxor say something nice to me ffs (ilxor), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

our choices are salem or emocore now? shit.

goole, Monday, 11 October 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Whiney killin' it in this thread.

Yeah, that time he told somebody who disagreed with him to "eat me" was classic.

Evan R, Monday, 11 October 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Was obviously referring to the Salem insta-mashup posted 10 minutes prior.

i'm just saying let ilxor say something nice to me ffs (ilxor), Monday, 11 October 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i have a kneejerk "yeah but you like sleigh bells" reaction to every whiney post in this thread

i detest pretty much every indie hype act of 2010 but salem are basically acceptable to me. i can well believe they're horrendous live but who cares about that.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 11 October 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

sleigh bells at least have a creative aesthetic

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

"jangly indie mess w/bad singing" is no more creative an aesthetic than "screwy synths turned up to 100"

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

at least salem are effective in a basic kind of way when they get their sound right (whoever the post-gig dj was played "king night" tonight (after "whip my hair" o_0 ) - it sounded good! and big!)

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

bring back friendly ilxor imo, we have enough whinyeasayers to fill a tollbooth & that's plenty

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

haha lex defending this is basically the essence of my least favorite lex characteristics

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

rockism redrawn with synths in place of guitars and advertised as popism

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

oh great the gang's all back again

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

rockism redrawn with synths in place of guitars and advertised as popism
--trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej)

Screwming post

i love you but i've chosen markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

there's some weight to describing Salem as "shallow" and "obvious" but reducing this album to shitty hip-hop for indie kids is tantamount to admission of deafness imo

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 that the Wikipedia entry "Rockism" cites Momus

markers, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah we really needed a more elegant name for relativism. Thank u, "rockism".

cee-oh-tee-tee, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i feel like the salem album was really easy to like when i first heard it. i didn't have to struggle with it. it just sounded cool to me. i didn't know anything about them. I STILL don't know much about them. i doubt i would go see them live if i had the chance. there is way better stuff to spend money on. i think druggy goth + beats is something that just agrees with me. i don't listen to anything like this though, so i'm not burnt out on hyped bloggy kid stuff. i'm just thankful to get a cd in the mail that i can listen to more than once. and i did think about, um, music and stuff when i was listening to it. it's a rock critic-y kind of record. and thinking is good, right?

scott seward, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

bring back friendly ilxor imo, we have enough whinyeasayers to fill a tollbooth & that's plenty

Who, me??

O_O

i'm just saying let ilxor say something nice to me ffs (ilxor), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

does the lex like we are the world? (on the same label as salem)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrnTY9_KMQg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLFzqlz4hsM&feature=related

scott seward, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

jesus, the IAMSOUND roster is like across the board shit

* The Black Ghosts
* Suckers
* Telepathe
* Little Boots
* Sunny Day Sets Fire
* Cut Off Your Hands
* Florence and the Machine
* Get Shakes
* Men Women & Children
* Nico Vega
* The Slips
* Fool's Gold
* thecocknbullkid
* SALEM

i love you but i've chosen markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, I'll fuck with a little Florence/Machine and Telepathe, but Suckers and Little Boots are like ughhhhhhh. And Fool's Gold is zzzzz. And fuck whatever "thecocknbullkid" is

i love you but i've chosen markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

you've hEARD all those people? no wonder you are so sad about salem.

scott seward, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

* Sunny Day Sets Fire
* Cut Off Your Hands
* thecocknbullkid

these guys are great

evian fatigue (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

actually, i'm on thecocknbullkid's MySpace and this is kinda aight. I take it back!

i love you but i've chosen markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

you've hEARD all those people? no wonder you are so sad about salem.

Skot, I recently took solace from your thread 2008: The Year I Officially Lost My Edge!

my strange quest for maynesonge (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm better now.

scott seward, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, the CPAP, it cured that too?

my strange quest for maynesonge (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

"clay stones" is goth pilobolus. "not in death" is goth mark morris.

scott seward, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

no, after i started that thread i got someone to let me write a column about new experimental music. worked like a charm. i am a part of the world again.

scott seward, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

good to hear it

my strange quest for maynesonge (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

* Sunny Day Sets Fire

Sunny Day Real Estate + Boy Sets Fire = ...

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

not.. exactly

evian fatigue (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah... then worse, as I expected.

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

ILX field trip to Salem, MA this Halloween!

― markers, Friday, October 8, 2010 2:23 PM (3 days ago)

markers, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

doom metal band that played in my store the other night had a day off on their tour and they were heading to salem for a day trip!

scott seward, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link

My beef with bands like Salem and most any other band that thinks smoking crack is the ultimate display of intellectual prowess, is that they're totally silly and they don't even know it. They seriously believe that teenage angst is a new concept and that if they use the words "smoke" and "cock" enough, they will "connect" with all the unfortunate middle class white kids who were ever spanked by their parents or picked last for water polo.

― markers, Friday, October 8, 2010 2:23 PM (3 days ago)

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link

"my" finest moment

markers, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link

telepathe are worse than salem

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

They seriously believe that teenage angst is a new concept and that if they use the words "smoke" and "cock" enough, they will "connect" with all the unfortunate middle class white kids who were ever spanked by their parents or picked last for water polo.

― markers, Friday, October 8, 2010 2:23 PM (3 days ago)

uh

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't say it, markers did...!

O_O

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

and what, exactly, is he saying?

middle class white kids who were ever spanked by their parents

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe these unfortunate middle class white kids are still being spanked.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Everspank is my nu electro-grunge band.

scott seward, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

What are your songs in this band?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

we sound like a mix of old sleeping bag record 12 inches and alice in chains. our first single is called "mud donor" and it features guest appearances by 7 Year Bitch vocalist Selene Vigil and Toure Embden a.k.a. MC Tee of Mantronix fame.

scott seward, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm kinda mystified by the extreme hatred leveled at this band from certain quarters. they've got a nice sound, doomy and dreamy in equal measure, and i can see how they'd appeal to a broad cross section of music fans. i don't think there's anything massively groundbreaking in what they're doing (aside from introducing vampire goth and southern rap to one another), but so what? don't see how they're any more "shallow" than most pop bands/artists.

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator (contenderizer), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

My beef with bands like Salem and most any other band that thinks smoking crack is the ultimate display of intellectual prowess, is that they're totally silly and they don't even know it. They seriously believe that teenage angst is a new concept and that if they use the words "smoke" and "cock" enough, they will "connect" with all the unfortunate middle class white kids who were ever spanked by their parents or picked last for water polo.

― markers, Friday, October 8, 2010 2:23 PM (3 days ago)

add 1 to chorus of uh

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator (contenderizer), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link

omg everspank

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I like trapdoor but don't really care for the overblown mbv via m83 sound no matter how good the branding

laser precise purpose maker era, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link

and you know, i like MBV/M83/Ulrich Schnauss/Tim Hecker stuff too and i really don't think these guys even get the shoegaze right. Like all their "omg hueg drones" sound weak as fuck, lo-fi and underdeveloped to my ears.

i love you but i've chosen markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

see, that's the stuff i think they do pretty damn well. prefer them to most m83, tbh, cuz there's something intriguing about their rough edges and cryptic bullshit. at least for the moment. plus they're doing more of their own connect-the-dots work.

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator (contenderizer), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link

rockism redrawn with synths in place of guitars and advertised as popism

deej this doesn't even make sense, it's totally ad hominem. do you really think i defend all synth-based bands regardless? pay more attention if so.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link

this band is terrible

flockapella (crüt), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 09:56 (thirteen years ago) link

contenderizer's got nothin on this dude

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

wait lol i agree mostly with that piece i guess
never mind

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link

add 1 to chorus of uh

― miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator (contenderizer)

fyi that wasn't actually a post I made

markers, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link

contenderizer's got nothin on this dude

well, that's a really interesting piece full of good stuff to unpack, thread's probably good for another 200 posts now - I know at least one thread regular who'll be ecstatic about that

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi that wasn't actually a post I made

― markers

You can never take back a post markers!! What's posted is posted! O_O

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

omg

markers, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

¯\(°_o)/¯

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

like, let's start here --

Well, it’s not. The slowed down vocals do not only have the effect of bringing the vocalist’s voice down to stoned crawl, they make the white performer sound black.

&

the problematic, conscious “hip-hop” pronunciations underneath that vocal effect

the latter complaint I find as troubling as the piece's author, and along with what he goes on to unpack I think it forms a pretty right-on critique of something nasty in salem's schtick. the former assertion - that slowed-down vocals "make the white performer sound black" - strikes me as both bizarre and somewhat questionable in itself. long-in-the-tooth dudes like yrs truly, when he was just a toddling underrated aerosmith, used to sit on the floors of our bedrooms playing 45s at 16 rpm and reveling in the transgression of controlling the sound, changing it, reshaping it, and just speaking for myself, there was exactly zero "this sounds black now" quality to my listening, because "black" doesn't mean "sounds like a 45 at 16." it's unquestionable that screw music stakes a big claim on slowed-down vocals, but the notion that anybody, post-screw, who slows down their vocals now "sounds black" strikes me as kinda...like...wha? you really mean that? basically my essentialism radar goes up

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I would have really gotten into Salem had I not seen that horrific video of the awful live performance they did that made Wavves look like meticulous connoisseurs of the art of stagecraft. As it stands, they seem to be taking a musical idea I find really, really compelling and shoving it about as far up their asses as it can possibly go.

I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Only they don’t. The group really show their asses in this XLR8R interview. Salem’s Jack Donoghue calls footwork wunderkind DJ Nate’s music “smart,” but adds, “but I don’t think he’s trying to be clever.” DJ Nate is most certainly trying to be clever. That’s what sample-based dance music like footwork is all about: consciously flipping the weirdest, funniest, most dope sample in the coolest, smartest way possible. Heather Marlatt, photographed for the magazine in cornrows, describes her interest in “Juggalos” but not the Insane Clown Posse’s music, which seems the inverse of Salem’s interest in black music: who cares about the people, it’s all about the sounds, man.

I might be wrong (the 'indie-kids who have little knowledge of screw music' epithet applies directly to me) but to me this paragraph seems barely relevant, and only exposes the extent to which the author of this piece has a personal stake in showing Salem in the most negative light possible.

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

really not getting this clusterfuck here - i do see the screw stylings but this is really at heart goth/industrial music

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

^+drawl's point, counterpoint is he's ostensibly slowing down his vocals to sound screwed, not black. Is screwed only authentic-if-made-by/available-to black people? Is he not allowed to traffic in this genre because he's white? Author assumes use of "bitch" and other stereotypical hip-hop lingo is "black" *cough* eminem is on 60 minutes this week if u check yr listings. Hang ups are squarely the author's, not S A L E M's.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i think it has something to do with the fact that he's screwing and saying bitch underneath a fake Texas patois. Which "screwed vocal" bands like Fever Ray don't exactly do

i love you but i've chosen markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

even Eminem never put on a fucking accent

i love you but i've chosen markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

remember when Al Jourgensen used to have a British accent??

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"Texas patois"?

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I would have really gotten into Salem had I not seen that horrific video of the awful live performance they did that made Wavves look like meticulous connoisseurs of the art of stagecraft.

Wait -- you mean Wavves are not meticulous connoisseurs of the art of stagecraft???

;_;

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost

he's trying to sound like Bun B, don't be rap Tuomas, j0hn, you're smarter than that

i love you but i've chosen markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

is the Brandon who wrote that piece the same Brandon who also wrote the XLR8R piece that he continually refers to?

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

whiney g. weingarten, can you do me a solid and adhere to the same principle of honest broness that prevents me from calling you "chris" when I disagree with you? thanks man.

I had a lot more to say but because I find the subject interesting I'm writing in long boring grafs, can't be helped, I'll be back later to see what shook out - I think this is an interesting subject.

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

waitaminnit, cornrows?

goole, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean

goole, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

the chick in salem's cornrows look just like kenny fucking powers in the preview commercials for the new season of eastbound & down

― my balls and my nerds (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, September 26, 2010 11:18 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

whiney g. weingarten, can you do me a solid and adhere to the same principle of honest broness that prevents me from calling you "chris" when I disagree with you? thanks man.

will do. but just want to point out that j0hn was your name around here for like seven years, so when ppl call u it, it's prolly not on some miccio ish, more like when I call markers "ksh" or zorn_bond.mp3 "HOOS"

i love you but i've chosen markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

word, noted

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think anyone posted the "Asia" video yet, right? Pretty great. NSFW-ish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27pRb5gtb6w

She Got the Shakes, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Funny how different posters are hearing quite different elements pushing out here. Some, like Whiney, are hearing bad take-the-piss white crunk; Baaderonix and I are firmly in the industrial, post-Ministry camp; it's called witch-HOUSE; yet the initial poster was barking up a dubstep tree.

This isn't a revelatory point or anything, but it's still testament to the fact they're a controversial act.

I don't care about the "sounding black" or accent stuff. As a Britisher, singers putting on accents isn't anything new to me and has been going on since the Beatles. I don't think that someone singing or rapping in a different way to their speaking voice is in any way phony.

village idiot (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

some of you have this contrarian, anti-hype, anti-genration Y stance or pose that renders anything you say, sound like "ikguhouigyhub!"

2+2 is 4 (Spinspin Sugah), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

How do you pronounce that anyway

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

will do. but just want to point out that j0hn was your name around here for like seven years, so when ppl call u it, it's prolly not on some miccio ish, more like when I call markers "ksh" or zorn_bond.mp3 "HOOS"

considering I haven't been "miccio" on here for a damn long time, I find a rather large irony in here.

da croupier, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

it took me the longest time to figure out who "miccio" was

on another note, that name again is mr plow if any ppl are still curious abt chopped & screwed and want some youtubes

waka flocka display name (zvookster), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Whiney u str8 Jethro itt imo

cee-oh-tee-tee, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link

idk i think the miccio persona has been one of ilx's most consistent

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe a lil less outright challopy

trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Rape-Gaze is now removed from the pfork review, btw

Christopher Green Leafy Swagon Indiebro (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

whiney not even i spend this much time checking up on hype acts i hate

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

he's trying to sound like Bun B, don't be rap Tuomas, j0hn, you're smarter than that

― i love you but i've chosen markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, October 12, 2010 7:58 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

disagree with your objection, whiney, in that i don't object, but this is still OTM. on tracks like "trapdoor", salem dude is affecting a very specific hip hop voice (and yeah, it's a "black" voice, at least by association). you can't really talk your way around that. actually, i'm curious about why this doesn't bother me. in a similar way, i'm a little mystified by my easy acceptance of earl sweatshirt's grisly rape & murder jokes. comforts of apathy...

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator (contenderizer), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

[yikes. sorry, aero, for perpetuating the thing.]

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator (contenderizer), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the obvious answer is that one is willing to put up w/ earl's elaborate rape & cop killing & murder fantasies because he displays above average talent as a storyteller and lyricist -- esp for a 16 year old -- where as the dude in salem is all MY MIND IN THE SKREET

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

ha

I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

well yeah, but we put up with salem's "screwed" clowning (if we do) because the music & aesthetic perversions are intriguing, because they creates nice dissonances. i'd never defend jack donoghue as a rapper.

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator (contenderizer), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

got this yesterday

initial impression - they're atari teenage riot for 2010

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

White Moth is ATR for 2010

interk3llar overdrive (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

my thought from Youtube clips was "what if My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult had been into dub and hip-hop rather than horror movies"

then I saw that wretched live performance that made the rounds and I stopped caring

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

everyone's allowed to suck from time to time

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator (contenderizer), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

not like that, they aren't

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/xaxo2a.jpg

markers, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

looooooooooool

rusko p. coltrane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

eh, i've seen comparable bullshit from john maus and ariel pink (though with a large dash of "i am crazy and/or intend to suck"). salem weren't ready to play, maybe won't ever be ready to play. i don't give a shit, doesn't affect my opinion of the recorded music. plus maybe their mom died that night. there could be factors to consider.

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator (contenderizer), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

that'd be a great post-show interview question

goole, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I've seen neither John Maus nor Ariel Pink and own nothing by either of them; if I saw a half-assed, poorly constructed show like that from either, I'd have no incentive to even investigate them.

I mean seriously. If they really weren't ready to play, they could have just triggered prerecorded backing tracks at an actually audible volume and drowned dude's vocals in reverb; that would have been about a bazillion times better than watching someone wander around stage looking lost and imitating some anonymous emcee while the person behind the decks plays one note on what sounds like a Casio preset patch.

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i love the girl smoking the cigarette and just staring blankly at her gear lke it's a tv

rusko p. coltrane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I blame the Fader Fort sound guy, any band would sound shitty with that mix. dude could have done exactly what HI DERE suggests (unless Salem brought their own mixologist, which would move it into the realm of intentional Andy Kaufman dadaist trolling).

very wary hairy Barry (herb albert), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I am not ruling the sound guy out as the culprit there but I have to assume that if he was that across-the-board incompetent, their terrible performance wouldn't have stood out in a day chock full of terrible performances.

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

look let me spell this out for you guys on how this whole thing went down

band with interesting sound & small amt of buzz, maybe w/also a manager, gets offered a spot on the Levi's Fader stage. let me point out to anybody who thinks It's All About The Music that this stage is sponsored by one of the last successful magazines standing & a brand with worldwide name recognition & permanent cache, i.e., people whose pockets are deep. is the picture becoming clear to you? this stage will not be a place where a band with an interesting sound & small amt of buzz, and maybe w/also a manager, will be playing for free. in fact, the offer this band's manager has gotten is probably more money than any member of this band, what to speak of their "manager" i.e. their homie from high school, has ever seen on one after-show shared-hotel-room coffee table at once after playing one stinking show. one show for all that fucking scratch! what do you think we are, stupid? sure, we don't exactly know how to pull this off live, and sure, every other club we've ever played in had such shitty PAs that we sounded muffled & drowned & fucked-up without even trying. but whatever, right? we are talking about thousands of dollars here.

anybody here who would not be willing throw the dice & maybe end up looking like something of an asshole for many thousands of dollars can cast the first stone, but I'm guessing that if I had a lie detector test and a stack of hundreds that climbed up past ankle level, most of us here would be "where do I bust out the shitty rap?" Salem sucked because they don't really know what they're doing yet & hadn't really thought about playing outside of their element. In about a year they'll sound live like they sound on record & the only person who'll remember the Fader Fort performance will be markers.

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't disagree with any of that (especially the "GIMME MONY" bit, although I did turn down an incredibly minor named role in an Opera Boston performance because I wasn't sure I could handle it so sometimes sanity will prevail). That doesn't change the fact that they did go ahead and do it and sucked hardcore and now I don't really want to go any deeper into their sound when, on paper, this is a band that I should have been all over MONTHS ago.

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

In about a year they'll sound live like they sound on record & the only person who'll remember the Fader Fort performance will be markers.

this is assuming tommy lee jones zaps whiney with one of those men in black memory eraser space pens right?

da poupier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

(especially the "GIMME MONY" bit, although I did turn down an incredibly minor named role in an Opera Boston performance because I wasn't sure I could handle it so sometimes sanity will prevail).

to be fair you have never been a homeless prostitute, as far as i know

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

the only person who'll remember the Fader Fort performance will be markers

O_O

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

@ HI DERE: yeah I agree with you! I was enjoying their recorded shit a lot until I saw the Fader deal myself, and then the air just leaked quickly out of the tire. I do think the "EXPOSED!!!" line that's esp. prevalent in this thread is a little - like - rockist? like, you know who else can't really deliver the goods live: lots of people in 2010. "You suck live" is sort of does-not-apply imo, though bands who're gonna suck live might do well to think about whether a one-time payday for a maybe-this'll-work show is worth the potential tradeoff.. I mean, cards on table, I have heavy rockist leanings and think that anybody who can't deliver the goods live is an asshole who should get out of the way for those of us who are willing to put a little blood & sweat into our live show. but I'm too invested in that whole idea to really count as impartial.

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

@ ilxor well you gotta admit markers has probably got a tattoo of the Fader Fort screencap at this point

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

as an ardent defender of the recorded music of taylor swift, i haven't made any judgments of salem based on that performance, aside from lols & also saying that the performance itself is pretty much racist

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

to be fair you have never been a homeless prostitute, as far as i know

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE

(although yeah, never been a homeless prostitute)

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

you know, after watching that FADER performance and then going back to the recorded version of "Tent", I have no idea what the "oh I don't hear that as them aping a black dialect, you people are making some shady assumptions" were smoking upthread

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

thing is these guys didn't even coming off like they were trying for that $$$ and failing, what's so funny about out it is how fucking zonked, indifferent and clueless they look

da croupier, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

@ ilxor well you gotta admit markers has probably got a tattoo of the Fader Fort screencap at this point

Maybe -- iirc, you're assuming there's room after the full-torso Tapes N Tapes tat?

as an ardent defender of the recorded music of taylor swift, i haven't made any judgments of salem based on that performance

Except that ummmmmmmm, oh yeah!, Taylor Swift is AWESOME LIVE and if you're judging based on YouTube vids and not an actual live performance then you're not *really* judging properly imho.

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link

well i'm judging from the bunch of times that i've seen her perform on tv and her singing is usually terrible

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

if you're judging based on YouTube vids TV spots and not an actual live performance then you're not *really* judging properly imho.

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

well i guess i'll just retire from this thread until both taylor & salem both swing around mid missouri

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

J0rdan u know that only the realest of the real show up in central MO

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

that's true!

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

funny enough t swift's social conservatism gets on my nerves more than this dude's occasional "she say i'm down wih huh" schtick.

goole, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

is t swift a baby mama grizzly or something?

da poupier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

self-righteous twentysomething girls vs. hipster juggalos: which are worse?

da croupier, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

poll

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

jk

j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

J0rdan u know that only the realest of the real show up in central MO

Hah, let's just say I was gonna front but then looked up recent tour dates and now I have to stfu.

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

you know, after watching that FADER performance and then going back to the recorded version of "Tent", I have no idea what the "oh I don't hear that as them aping a black dialect, you people are making some shady assumptions" were smoking upthread

I guess it just didn't rankle...living in decaying, lower-class Michigan (ie somewhat close to where these guys are from), i've known a LOOOOOOOOT of drug-addled white dunderheads that act like they're trying to be black. Sometimes they don't even have to be into ICP.

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I tell you what, if this album is in fact made by bottom-feeding crackhead juggalos, then I'm even more impressed than before...

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

that this stage is sponsored by one of the last successful magazines standing & a brand with worldwide name recognition & permanent cache

ceut way to say "a branding company that happens to have a magazine"

rusko p. coltrane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't think levi's owns FADER

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Fader is a marketing company. You think they make their money selling bucketloads of magazines with Trash Talk on the cover?

rusko p. coltrane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm saying that you're misreading j0hn's sentence

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

ceut way to say "a branding company that happens to have a magazine"

Whiney you & I are on the same HxCx side of the fence I thought -- your lookout probably requires you to know which magazines are connected with which companies etc but i assure you that in my heart it's 1993 and I read MRR and there's only 1 company anyway so why would I parse the connections, this ain't Vanity Fair

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

wonder what they'll change their name to if one of the umpteen other bands named Salem sends a cease & desist

da croupier, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I vote for "Salem Alaikum"

da croupier, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Salem 66 & Cosloy plotting their revenge from the original Homestead office, now a McDonald's in Uniontown

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I asked Gerard to verify and he said "Salem, I hardly know em"

da croupier, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Salem Jr.
Salem From Above 1979
Salem UK
Bottom Feeding Hipster Juggalo Krew

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

120 Days Of Salem

da croupier, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Hide The Salemy

da poupier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Rum, Salemy, and the Lash

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

missing the days when "they sucked live" was a valid reason to dislike a band

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

This Last Night in Salem

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

if they do a live album it should be called "salem if ya got 'em"

da poupier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

The Internet kind of ruined music for me...

― search: wolf-kidult man (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, March 10, 2010 4:03 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark

(xp to cad)

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

If I was them, I'd call it Playing To Our Strengths

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

If I was them, I'd call it Playing To Our Strengths

― GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Wednesday, October 13, 2010 10:51 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

omg lock thread.

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

anybody here who would not be willing throw the dice & maybe end up looking like something of an asshole for many thousands of dollars can cast the first stone, but I'm guessing that if I had a lie detector test and a stack of hundreds that climbed up past ankle level, most of us here would be "where do I bust out the shitty rap?" Salem sucked because they don't really know what they're doing yet & hadn't really thought about playing outside of their element. In about a year they'll sound live like they sound on record & the only person who'll remember the Fader Fort performance will be markers.

― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, October 13, 2010 2:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

high fucking five

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator, away! (contenderizer), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i'll remember the fader performance because that shit was hilarious

da croupier, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

if anything we might be nostalgic for when their vision of a royal trux clown posse was in its nascent state

da croupier, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

royal trux clown posse

I love you forever

drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I submit this thread for the now inevitable Most Boring Thread About A Band You Really Like, Like You Stop Even Checking It For New Answers After A While Poll

My copy of the LP finally arrived today (pre-ordered on 8/24). Came with a bonus limited single thing. Anyone heard this?

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

goose belly

stev23, Thursday, 14 October 2010 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

@ ilxor well you gotta admit markers has probably got a tattoo of the Fader Fort screencap at this point

― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, October 13, 2010 5:53 PM

<3

markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Came with a bonus limited single thing. Anyone heard this?

no, fuk u

mine only came with a record

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator, away! (contenderizer), Thursday, 14 October 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, if it's any consolation, I ordered this back in August and just got it today.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 14 October 2010 05:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Big news this morning, via CNN:

World rejoices rescue of 33 music fans, but daunting tasks await

Austin, Texas (CNN) -- After 69 days and a cost as high as $20 million, 33 music fans have finally been extracted from the bowels of a Salem live performance. To roaring applause, ILX President Tom Ew1ng placed a metal cap on top of the Fader Fort entrance early Thursday morning -- and marked the end of a rescue operation that captivated the globe.

But in a way, the story is just beginning -- both for the fans, who now must live with their new status as indie heroes and the spotlight that comes with it, and the Internet, whose attention turns to protecting listeners' safety.

"I hope this will never happen again," said music critic Whiney G. Weingarten, the last listener out of the Fader Fort, as underrated aerosmith albums i have loved embraced him.

"I am so proud of what you have done," BIG HOOS told the president. "Thank you to all the rescuers, to all of ILX, to everyone. I am so proud to be free."

"We had hope that someday we would be rescued," markers said.

Rescue worker Ned Raggett, the first human being to descend in a custom-made soundproof capsule to reach the fans, was the last of six rescuers to emerge. He waved and bowed before a SXSW camera before climbing into the capsule for the last time.

Colleagues and onlookers cheered as Raggett surfaced, with lex pretend quipping, "Did you leave everything in order in there? Are the beds made? You didn't turn off the light."

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

could you try harder to be funny when you post, thanks

Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

A++, ilxor. actual irl lols

markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

ILM in a nutshell

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

fucking horrific

Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

ban them all, let God sort them out

sleeve, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

The funny standards for lesser-known posters are a problem for ILX, Mr. Que said on ILX's "Salem - What kind of music genre is this ?" thread Thursday.

"There's two realities," he said. One is for the well-respected posters, who have excellent funny standards, and the second is the medium and small posting operations with lower standards.

The oversight for lesser-known ILX posters must be increased, Mr. Que said.

For the moment, however, elation over the Salem live performance rescue remained high among ILXors.

"Yesterday was happiness, spiritual highness," HI DERE said. "Today, perfection is the word, and the way that man can defy destiny with spirit and also with human support and human efforts."

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

ILM's 9/11

2+2 is 4 (Spinspin Sugah), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

wtf at all this.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

oh my fucking god stop it

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

there was this student-run ripoff of the Onion that they made and distributed around the University of MN, i used to pick it up when i went to lunch in dinkytown....

da poupier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 October 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Rescued ILXors reflect on weeks of confinement

(CNN) -- A note, written in red and recovered on August 22, filled a music website with hope.

"We are fine in the Fader Fort, the 33 of us," the note, attached to a probe by music fans trapped inside the Salem performance in the Fader Fort, said. It was the first evidence found that they were alive.

On Wednesday, the last of the 33 fans was rescued, marking the end of a harrowing 69 days.

With the rescue, new details are emerging from the fans and ILXors about their experiences in captivity. Among the revelations is that the famous proof of life note was not the only note that the fans wanted to send to the surface.

Whiney G. Weingarten, the shift foreman and last miner out, recounted for ILX President Tom Ew1ng the exciting moment when the probe reached the trapped fans for the first time.

"We had a protocol for when it arrived, but everyone nearly forgot it," Weingarten said. "Sleeve wanted to ban them all, let God sort them out."

Some of the ILXors wanted to send notes to the surface such as "ILM's 9/11," "wtf at all this," "oh my fucking god stop it," and many messages to family members on the surface.

These potential notes reflect what some fans have described as the hardest times, the first part of their ordeal. At the time that the probe reached the fans, they had survived for 17 days by sharing small amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Cheetos that were in the Fader Fort. At that point, they were eating only once every 48 hours. They didn't know when their next real meal would come. They didn't know when they would see their loved ones again.

In the end, their training kicked in and they sent the now-famous note.

"We only sent what we had to send," Weingarten said.

Even during the difficult times, Herman G. Neuname said that "we had hope that some day we would be rescued."

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

interesting.

go on, go on.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 14 October 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

he works hard for the SB
Works hard for the SB
He works hard for the SB
So let's 51 tonight
Awrite

melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 14 October 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

SBed you for that

thomp, Thursday, 14 October 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

SBed you for the SB

melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 14 October 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

(not really)

melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 14 October 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

worst thread ever

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

and we appreciated all of your notable contributions

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

this is more embarrassing than the fader performance

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

worst thread ever

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, October 14, 2010 6:37 PM (50 minutes ago)

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

worst thread ever

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, October 14, 2010 1:37 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark

i would like to point out that this is the guy who pondered whether salem would be "big like my morning jacket"

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Worse than the Pitch Revvy Rev thread, lex?

xp

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

xp that's a remarkably confusing statement.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost

you trying to decide how much work you've got left today?

S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

thread has become depressing :(

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator, away! (contenderizer), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

plus thank you to whoever suggested the ", away!" bit

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator, away! (contenderizer), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i would like to point out that this is the guy who pondered whether salem would be "big like my morning jacket"

you are confused. he said the guy from salem wears a big jacket.

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

typically in the a.m. hours

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator, away! (contenderizer), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

while smoking crack through the gas station man's penis

miss danilelle steven and her clitoral stimulator, away! (contenderizer), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Please Confirm...Do you really want to delete these bookmarks?

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

DO YOU REALLY??

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

You might miss the next CNN Breaking News Update if you leave!

more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The exchange in question

so these guys are about to get big, right?

yep, they should be on the front cover of the NME

― djmartian, Friday, October 9, 2009 7:43 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Big like The Knife, maybe, big like My Morning Jacket, not a chance. Because life is unfair and people are stupid.

Totally my favorite band of the year so far

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, October 9, 2009 3:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Yeah, I can see how this totally reads all "A-derr, you think this will be as huge as those My Morning Jacket fellows everyone keeps on screaming about?"

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

it's certainly not among the 50 worst posts in this thread, if that means anything

avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

At least 10 freed Salem fans will go home Friday

October 15, 2010 10:38 a.m. EDT

Austin, Texas (CNN) -- At least 10 rescued Salem fans will be released Friday from the Austin Regional Hospital, officials said.

Their departure marked the beginning of the end of a frenzied day of joy that erupted Wednesday as the men -- who spent more than two months trapped in a Salem performance in the Levi's Fader Fort -- were rescued.

"I was afraid that I was not going to meet the child that was on the way. It was the thing that most scared me," said k3vin k. His girlfriend is expecting a child in November.

J0rdan S., the 28th fan, spoke to journalist nabisco shortly after his rescue Wednesday.

"I think the worst thing is to pass three, four, five days without hearing Titus Andronicus; to know that there might not be any future," he said.

J0rdan S. told nabisco he was afraid he would die in the Fader Fort.

"We were all waiting for that. We were all very thin. I lost 12 kilos (about 27 lbs)," he said.

Meanwhile, ILX shifted its attention to protecting the rest of the board's music fans.

"This we can guarantee: Never again are we going to permit listening in such an unsafe and inhumane environment as a Salem live performance," Tom Ew1ng said, adding that other venues fall into this category.

"We are going to create a culture of respect for life, health and dignity of our ears," he said.

ilxor being real fucking helpful in this discussion (ilxor), Friday, 15 October 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

come back to this thread when you aren't being irritating

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Friday, 15 October 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

recap:

ilxor says he's down with us; dan perry says "BITCH YOU ALOOOOONE"

gr80 antebellum (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 October 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

thank you

Mr. Que, Friday, 15 October 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

if ilxor was here too, i'd still be near myself

S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 October 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

ilxor didn't even edit that one properly, title says 10 Salem fans, but mentions j0rdan as the 28th fan. INTERNAL JOKE LOGIC FAIL.

melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Friday, 15 October 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

wow ILM is getting dire...

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 15 October 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

seriously what the fuck is up with ppl?

call all destroyer, Friday, 15 October 2010 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

^ borad descrip

contenderizer, Friday, 15 October 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

It pains me to say, but I've just got in from watching (amongst other bands) White Ring, the loosely Salem affiliated group and the vocals live were painfully bad. Like one of the worst vocal performances I've ever witnessed. From tone deaf 'scary' little girl sing song voice to tone deaf bellowing, as if the singer had just unexpectedly trodden on an upturned plug in the middle of the night or kicked a metal radiator with no shoes on.

Which is a shame because the music (I think the guy is oOoOOO) was pretty good.

Duran (Doran), Saturday, 16 October 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

release da bore amiright

teflon dawn (uptown churl), Saturday, 16 October 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

u need 2 go by the name Saul Goode bro

cee-oh-tee-tee, Saturday, 16 October 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

best idea u've had all thread

teflon dawn (uptown churl), Saturday, 16 October 2010 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

that's a shame about white ring, doran, they're one of the few acts affiliated with all this that i find compelling. though i must say "bet this would be good live" isn't a thought that leaps to mind about this aesthetic at all, dunno why people would expect that.

in a bid to drag this thread upwards again (lol like it ever was) - v smart stuff from richfourfour as ever: http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/10/on-rape-movies-and-gazes.html

particularly pertinent comparison to portishead imo.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Saturday, 16 October 2010 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought the Portishead comparison was kind of stupid, actually. Like, how is a white dude affecting a black accent while mumbling over spacy beats even remotely comparable to that first Portishead album, which was a wispy jazz singer crooning over hip-hop beats?

I am not at all cool with white people playing gatekeeper with music that originated with black people; your skin color doesn't matter if you are good at what you're doing and that entire aside basically threw the end result out of the window for some gross "but it's WHITE people doing BLACK music!" concern-trolling that doesn't even make sense when listening to that first Portishead album.

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:44 (thirteen years ago) link

HI DERE otm, why would there be controversy if portishead's first album was coming out now?

just sayin, Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought the Portishead comparison was kind of stupid, actually. Like, how is a white dude affecting a black accent while mumbling over spacy beats even remotely comparable to that first Portishead album, which was a wispy jazz singer crooning over hip-hop beats?

I am not at all cool with white people playing gatekeeper with music that originated with black people; your skin color doesn't matter if you are good at what you're doing and that entire aside basically threw the end result out of the window for some gross "but it's WHITE people doing BLACK music!" concern-trolling that doesn't even make sense when listening to that first Portishead album.

thread was worth it if it got us to this post. (this is actually underrated aero btw post some weirdness w/login)

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

ha by "kind of" I really meant "incredibly"

I need to stop hedging

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Saturday, 16 October 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Vibing
Vibing 2 some rapegaze [link]
Really listening to this exciting new genre
thinking abt what it makes me feel

Do I feel 'dark'?
Am I ready to leave behind the vibes of chillwave?
Should I 'rage against the mainstream indie machine'
and only vibe out 2 rape gaze mp3s?

Thinking abt my sexual desires
Wondering if there is something 'deviant' inside of me
that makes me vibe hard to rapegaze music
like I can watch online pornography on mute
and listen to the dark sounds of salem

max, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel like I will never go thru a hardcore drug addiction phase
Will never live in a shithole crack den meth lab apartment
Do drugs that involve needles
have sex in a graveyard
communicate with spirits
Have my bros crucify me just 4 shits
Sell my body for drugs
Contract some sort of infection/STD/terminal illness

Just dark ass shit

Feel like I'm always gonna be kinda mnstrm
and I won't ever be that dark
So maybe listening to rapegaze on my iPhone/Macbook is the only way 4 me
to sorta embed myself in that lifestyle

Do u <3 rapegaze?
Is there a high demand in the blogosphere 4 rapegaze mp3s?
Do u want more rapegaze coverage in the blogosphere?
Is Salem the world's worst buzzband?

max, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

carles can really kill it sometimes

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

lol i just grabbed that last bit

goole, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Just dark ass shit

max, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/10/vibing-2-some-rape-gaze.html

'vibing to some rape gaze' is just

ENRRQ (history mayne), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link

"King Night" sounds o holy night redone by some kid who spends his free evenings making overclocked remixes

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Next phase, chillwave, rape gaze, anyways
It's still rock and roll to me

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

A+

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link

imo btw chillwave & rapegaze are noble but failed attempts by this generation to come up with a term as stupid as "post-rock" but better luck next time you guys, we are dumber by far and "post-rock" is the proof

"shitgaze" however I gotta hand it to you, that one had us running scared for a minute

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link

shit robot was what first scared me. like, fuck, this generation doesn't even respect the robots? made me sad.

scott seward, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

aw cmon aerosmith, 'rapegaze' is certainly a scourge on this earth, and a sign from the heavens that someday this will all be washed away...

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link

(plz refrain from all Rape-ture joeks plz)

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link

any genre that gets its name by leapfrogging off a name as already terrible as "shoegaze" is not gonna bring the quality

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link

my bloody valentine were pretty rapey anyway

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i get the impression "rape gaze" is meant to be a twist on "male gaze" rather than a ref to shoegaze

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know why people are acting like anyone's said it's a genre name when it's been used by ONE group though (and as a descriptor, not a genre)

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link

really want to add more to this discussion but kinda busy trying to figure out what my newly invented genre "rental house" is going to sound like

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

lots of Moog

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

'post-ghost'

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

where can you rent a moog these days

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i record u.k. council house under the name dj corbusier. its a mix of oi! and techstep.

scott seward, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Scott, that is the best dj name ever!

Picker of Shelves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

"when it comes to uk council house, pass the corbusier"
-nme

"open goal, really"
-Q

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Innocuous threads that make you irrationally happy (a list thread)

Picker of Shelves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

vibing 2 some zanelowecore

c▲zen (cozen), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I saw Salem play last night. It wasn't quite Fader Fort levels of badness, but it wasn't far off. I haven't heard the album, but the beats at this show just sounded like lame tinny presets ripped straight out of a cheap drum machine. The rapper guy did his stuff early and then went off to sit and talk to a group of their friends, who were all gathered at the side of the stage. It all felt very half-assed. Rapper guy seemed to be laughing most of the time when he was doing his thing, and I started to wonder if this is even a serious band. I mean, if you've got a band member on stage visibly talking to other people through half the set then I'm guessing you don't take your music very seriously.

Position Position, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

ha -- so much for blaming the fader fort sound guy, eh?

swvl, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

if I went to a Salem show and it wasn't either totally horrible or really, really great I'd be disappointed

markers, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I was there last night too.

Opened with some new track that was the dude (not the rapper) doing some slowed down BM riffing while the girl played synths over; basically Le Tigre meets Xasthur.

After that they had the rapper dude come out for two tracks. They played one new track that was pretty much straight party rap and then Sick (when he was singing the chorus and going SIXSIXSIX throwing his hands up it was pretty much the nadir of witchhouse)

After that it was King Night, then I think Traxx and they ended with Killer. Momentum really died when the rapper dude sat down and had some chick on his lap while the other two did their thing. Sound wasn't great either. Was glad to have seen it but really wanted to hear more rap, it was by far the most fun thing about the performance.

Ryan, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

"""""""rap""""""

call me mr. jetson, i can make your orbit city (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Was glad to have seen it but really wanted to hear more rap, it was by far the most fun thing about the performance.

o_O

Completely, 100% the opposite of my feelings about the album proper. They just need to ditch the "rapper" completely. Would totally kill for Le Tigre meets Xasthur though!

"I am a fairly respected poster." (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

imo btw chillwave & rapegaze are noble but failed attempts by this generation to come up with a term as stupid as "post-rock" but better luck next time you guys, we are dumber by far and "post-rock" is the proof

"shitgaze" however I gotta hand it to you, that one had us running scared for a minute

― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 11:26 (11 hours ago)

I dunno man, "BLOG HOUSE" has everything beat for me.

Pashmina, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

lol yeah point taken there

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i get the impression "rape gaze" is meant to be a twist on "male gaze" rather than a ref to shoegaze

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 9:33 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i get the impression "bedrock" is meant to be an display of Drake's sexual prowess rather than a reference to Fred Flintstone's hometown of Bedrock

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know who you're even trying to zing there, or on what basis

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

on the basis of a joke about shoegaze/shitgaze/etcgaze

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 October 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

just heard "king night" on eurosport as incidental music for a skiing trailer. it's found its natural home! no zing it genuinely sounded pretty good in that context.

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Should probably change their name to Slalem

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know who you're even trying to zing there, or on what basis

double entendre, yo.

Tim F, Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks for that patronising explanation! "whiney's just being a dick again" would have sufficed.

i don't know whether this interview with the one band that's actually used the phrase has been linked, but it prob should be - http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/archives/2010/10/the_horrifyingl.php

in the context of just one all-female band using it, i think the phrase isn't something to be outraged over, and w/r/t the kind of music they make actually pretty interesting, though i think their "it was just a joke" line in that i/v is a bit of a cop-out (though i don't get the impression they were given much time to go into detail); it's pretty much like calling something "murder rap" or "horrorcore" or "death metal".

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ Agree w/r/t all female band BUT surely all of this stuff is far too style mag to get away with flirting with offensiveness in a manner actually equiv to death metal et al. The fact they're already distancing themselves is evidence of this. It just seems so smug-indie which is the really offensive part surely.

Tim F, Thursday, 21 October 2010 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks for that patronising explanation!

also have i done something to offend you recently or what.

Tim F, Thursday, 21 October 2010 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Tim smug-indie=offensive begs "what's wrong with being sexy?"

cee-oh-tee-tee, Thursday, 21 October 2010 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link

rape gaze is sexy?

Tim F, Thursday, 21 October 2010 13:21 (thirteen years ago) link

ha that was going to be my question

O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Thursday, 21 October 2010 13:21 (thirteen years ago) link

If I was a rape victim I know I'd think it was awesome if someone equated rape gaze and male gaze. You know it's never occurred to me that Andrea Dworkin might be right before.

Holly, Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

this genre is called shit.

thebingo2010 (chrisv2010), Thursday, 21 October 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Weingarten is dead right about Demdike Stare. That album is phenomenal.

Plus, given that they seem to be inspired by the Pendle Witch coven, I'd imagine cries of cultural appropriation would be less vigorous and pertinent.

Andrea Dworkin was some kind of genius. A true radical. I would happily see Danny Baker go to the gallows for shouting shut up and shave at her. RIP.

Duran (Doran), Thursday, 21 October 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

according to twitter, creep - the "rape gaze" women - are currently working with nina sky???????

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I just don't understand how that genre tag even caught on to the point where we have to hold a discussion about it. Should have just been left to wither on whatever blog it originated on.

"I am a fairly respected poster." (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

from.

"I am a fairly respected poster." (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah really. who cares what genre it is when its horrendous noise.

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Everything this band is doing is sexier than Lady Gaga.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 22 October 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

we definitely need to hear from music critics and message board nerds about what music is 'sexy'

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Wait, "rape gaze"? wtf?

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

^ this

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Some crits are bigger than other, J0rdan.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 22 October 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Weingarten is dead right about Demdike Stare. That album is phenomenal.

^ and this

too bad he's so wrong about mark mcguire, but

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

tbf, i'm not going to say i really gave McGuire more than 20 seconds of my time

'wich house (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 22 October 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

This thread is making me uncertain about my ability to read and understand the English language.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 October 2010 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Everything this band is doing is sexier than Lady Gaga.

― cee-oh-tee-tee, Thursday, October 21, 2010 8:04 PM (1 hour ago)

this is my favorite post in this entire thread

markers, Friday, 22 October 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link

want salem to cover shiny happy people.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 22 October 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Rap guy would prolley make a great Fred Schneider.

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 22 October 2010 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

they should do i'm too sexy by right said fred

S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 October 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link

lol.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 22 October 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Weingarten is dead right about Demdike Stare. That album is phenomenal.

The two twelve-inches the group has releases this year are so badass.

QuantumNoise, Friday, 22 October 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

"On the state of music journalism: the NYTImes Mag review of our Salem party last Tues was written by one of the bartenders at said party."

http://twitter.com/#!/RebeccaSmeyne/status/28515305864
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/21/salem-the-sound-of-givenchy/?ref=t-magazine

Position Position, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, they spent more words on Liv Tyler's outfit than they did on the band and their set

lol

O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

i made yall a mixtape

http://bit.ly/ghostbusting

O Let's Group Doueh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link

smh

cee-oh-tee-tee, Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

haw

O Let's Group Doueh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ Agree w/r/t all female band BUT surely all of this stuff is far too style mag to get away with flirting with offensiveness in a manner actually equiv to death metal et al. The fact they're already distancing themselves is evidence of this. It just seems so smug-indie which is the really offensive part surely.

― Tim F, Thursday, 21 October 2010 13:04 (1 week ago) Bookmark

See, before I read anything about them, Salem seemed to me to fit in ostensibly with the death metal/industrial/darkwave continuum (possibly encapsulating horrorcore etc), and in a way they still do. So I don't feel particularly shocked by terms like "rapegaze", when people like VSnares, Throbbing Gristle and countless others also play with irreverant sexual/violent imagery as part of their steez.
I also don't know if my opinion of Salem et al has been sullied by threads like this, but I find it confusing that many people equate them with bad hipster culture - I don't hear or see this in anything other than maybe the odd interview comment and certain sartorial choices. The only "hipster" act I would really relate them to is Crystal Castles. These people just aren't fashionable enough to be hipsters.

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

you're one of those posters that doesn't think they're a hipster, right?

O Let's Group Doueh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe they're just juggasters.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i made yall a mixtape

http://bit.ly/ghostbusting

― O Let's Group Doueh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 28, 2010 8:17 AM

(((((((d-_-b)))))))

markers, Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link

xposts It reminds me of when people started calling Sunn O))) a hipster band, just because their sixth or seventh (can't check right now) album suddenly got Pitchfork plaudits after years and years of them simply being ignored by anyone outside the metal/noise scene.

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link

except SunnO)))'s big coming out party for their band wasn't at the Fader Fort

like reindeer bitch we blitzen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

you're one of those posters that doesn't think they're a hipster, right?

― O Let's Group Doueh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:32 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

being a british suburbanite, i only really hear about hipsters through the internet, but i wouldn't deny being one because i'm interested in fashion and music. i think i was behind you on the hipster clusterfuck thread, whiney.

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

good man, dog latin

like reindeer bitch we blitzen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Whether that's hipster or not, I'm not one to judge; but they look like roadies at an Ugly Kid Joe concert. Is this cool now?

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link

no

(but sadly, yes)

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Salem vs. Die Antwoord

Capt. Extra Tomato (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I've been listening to the Water EP. I really like this.

corey, Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Do yourself a favor and avoid the clips of them playing live.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link

No that was the first thing I heard and I was like "what is this shit" but this is surprisingly enjoyable. It doesn't seem too far for me from say Garlands.

corey, Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Of all things to compare them to.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay that just seems insane to me, if only because there's nothing about Garland that says "dub-influenced low-end"

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

that's ok I don't expect anyone else to agree

corey, Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

anyway I'm listening to King Night and the comparison seems less apt

corey, Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"Sick" reminds me of "Bob George" from The Black Album but in a not good way

corey, Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay I listened to all of King Night — they've definitely got a precise idea about their style, but there seems to be little variation within that style. I enjoy the hi-bpm slow tempi with the Dirty South-ish quick snare embellishments and the dreamy vocals but I think the rely too much on the same overdriven synth sound. The Yello rap vocals seem like a huge lapse in consciousness, but it could be that it only seems that way and they are being purposefully tasteless. The title track is probably their best and is genuinely scary in a childlike way — "O Holy Night" always seemed to me a creepy song and I think they understand that.

corey, Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

"Whisper words of wisdom...let it blow me."

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 29 October 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Is Salem the rape gaze Beat Happening?

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Friday, 29 October 2010 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Insofar as Beat Happening is the rape gaze Monkees.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 29 October 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not sure what you're talking about so w/e

corey, Friday, 29 October 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we just agree not to use "rape gaze" at all anymore?

"I am a fairly respected poster." (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 October 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

ILM sans memes would be about three pages long.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 29 October 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

sans même

corey, Friday, 29 October 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, but ILM sans rape memes wouldn't lose more than half its posts and would be much more pleasant to read

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Friday, 29 October 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

or at least memes that aren't willfully opaque and anyone who hasn't drank the "lol hipsters" almond koolaid will understand

corey, Friday, 29 October 2010 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

salem more like so lame amirite

dronestorm (electricsound), Friday, 29 October 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

c'est-ILM

corey, Friday, 29 October 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

oh hey keep the rape jokes coming, guys! I can sb all day!

captain extra tomato (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 October 2010 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link

(sorry I haven't sb-d anybody & nobody's used the r*** gaze word in like 23 hours)

captain extra tomato (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 October 2010 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link

wasn't "rock n roll" just black slang for rape gaze anyway?

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Friday, 29 October 2010 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean I was using "fuck-core" in 2006, just saying.

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 29 October 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

braggin 2006

it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Friday, 29 October 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

(But I stole it from ILM).

cee-oh-tee-tee, Friday, 29 October 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

they look like roadies at an Ugly Kid Joe concert

OTM IRL LOL

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 29 October 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEAyHkFd6F4

markers, Friday, 29 October 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

treat gaze

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Friday, 29 October 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

razorapple gaze

corey, Friday, 29 October 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

they look like roadies at an Ugly Kid Joe concert

A+++++

also i get a lil' of jay from jay and silent bob:

http://www.rustylime.com/content_images/clerks_ii_01.jpg

underrated joe perry project albums i have sold (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 October 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

for all of the hoopla this album is actually quite boring and doesn't really incite much of a reaction from me - it's not like terribly bad nor is it some next level shit, and it doesn't even sound particularly "new" or "groundbreaking" or "different" or anything, I'm just not getting it at all guyz.

humping and bouncing (The Brainwasher), Friday, 29 October 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm kind of extremely disappointed that this isn't the worst shit i've ever hear or something, the way everyone has been talking about it

humping and bouncing (The Brainwasher), Friday, 29 October 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

the "worst shit ever" hyperbole is about their live show, not their recorded material

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Friday, 29 October 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

also not necessarily hyperbole

underrated joe perry project albums i have sold (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 October 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

true

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Friday, 29 October 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

RAPE GAZE CHOKE OUT DOT COM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4k9RYSHtyo&feature=player_embedded

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Friday, 12 November 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/1921.jpg

m0stlyClean, Friday, 12 November 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Was anyone else at the Salem show in Shoreditch last night? The venue (a church) was really cool.

She Got the Shakes, Thursday, 25 November 2010 10:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I really enjoyed it. Perhaps not as much as I enjoyed being sat in a Hawksmoor full of dry ice listening to a DJ playing Fad Gadget, TG, The Units... And the support (Becoming Real?) was amazing when this tall gothic girl got up and started body popping like something out of an Aphex Twin video.

I wasn't 100% sure that Heather was singing live, tbh. But Jay, Silent Bob's mate seems to have sorted his rapping out.

Carl Jung Jeezy (Doran), Thursday, 25 November 2010 11:11 (thirteen years ago) link

It didn't seem like she was singing live. I still really don't like the rap songs, and found the performance of those songs pretty cringey. The other dude strumming the mega-gain'ed out guitar was kind of embarrassing too. The funniest thing to me was when the guy on the side of the stage would lean over and press a button on the smoke machine, and you heard the really loud "hisssssss" as it released the necessary 'atmosphere' into the room.

They only played about 8 songs, I think. It was entertaining in the end, I suppose; I just think they could put on a much cooler show. Even the description from the beginning of this thread from a year ago - Saw these guys play in Rome and they just stood on stage and shared a cigarette while car crash footage played behind them. I have a feeling David Lynch c. "Fire Walk With Me" would've loved them. sounds so much better than the reality!

I'm bummed out I didn't watch the opener now.

She Got the Shakes, Thursday, 25 November 2010 11:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I enjoyed it, and they've obviously come a long way in terms of actually realising that you need some stage craft since the Fader Fort thing, that I'd go and watch them next year with a fair chance of it being better again. The big Hisssss fitted in with the music and reminded me of the idea of Martin Hannett using aerosol cans as part of the percussion on She's Lost Control.

Carl Jung Jeezy (Doran), Thursday, 25 November 2010 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Just heard "O Holy Night" and thought "this sounds familiar...."

What are you doing here? (dog latin), Sunday, 28 November 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Is it weird to describe this music as having a mix of sentimentality and cynicism that I find repulsive?

jeevves, Sunday, 28 November 2010 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i53.tinypic.com/24323ip.jpg

markers, Monday, 13 December 2010 07:40 (thirteen years ago) link

is that matisyahu?

ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 December 2010 07:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I was literally listening to "King Without a Crown" yesterday, but no

markers, Monday, 13 December 2010 07:43 (thirteen years ago) link

literally!

Pashmina, Monday, 13 December 2010 08:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I tried to figuratively listen to it but that didn't work out so well

markers, Monday, 13 December 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

David Tibet of Current 93 hops on the bandwagon ;_;

Thank you to Matthew Davies at Tangled Parrot for sending me Salem’s King Night and Mater Suspiria Vision’s Zombie Rave Mixtape, both of which I love. Matt introduced me to the Witch House genre, of which I hadn’t previously known, but which I find fascinating.

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

The most depressing thing about that statement is that someone who has done so much to trash ideas about what 'genre' is supposed to be throughout his entire career has proceeded to talk about 'the Witch House genre' with a goddamn straight face!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Haw, just knew the revive of this thread was what I too just read in Tibet's latest newsletter. It's depressing precisely because of what Ned lays out here.

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

while I'm not going to pretend to be bothered by this to score ILX points, I just want to say the guy who sent him the records he mentions is an A+ bro

deeznults (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

It's also depressing because Salem sucks.

If he'd been excited about that Creep/Romy XX song, it would at least make sense.

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

(I find it near impossible to believe that a band named "Mater Suspiria Vision" could possibly be any good, partially because I am no longer 16)

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i wish these guys would go away.

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

just read this had not heard of this 'drag' genre
http://music.newcity.com/2011/03/07/love-to-hate-why-salem-is-flattered-by-your-antagonism/

|Z|I|M|Z|A|M| (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

man, a lot of my friends like salem and it makes me feel kind of shitty

flopson, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i have not heard they music but the article is interesting

|Z|I|M|Z|A|M| (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Feel like 'Creep/Romy XX' would be a good name for a Witch House band.

hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

David Tibet rules.

filthy dylan, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

"jillianbrynn Says:
March 8th, 2011 at 10:01 am
i hate them because jack came to my house, burned his initials into my wall, held my friend down against his will and forced him to drink beer, picked a fight with my roommate, and tore my friends journal in half. a true asshole. i sent him a message about it and he twittered it, as though he is proud of his behavior. nothing about what he did was “cool.” he brings darkness and i hope he finds help for his disease. i dont care if the music is good and no, jack, you are not “the truth” (pffft). au contraire, you are but a silver spoon fed self righteous moron. read a book or learn that your fellow humans deserve respect before you will receive any real respect. in the end, youll end up cold and alone because “cool” doesnt last forever.
jillianbrynn Says:
March 8th, 2011 at 10:05 am
if you want to be a band that doesnt make people feel passive, do it with your music, not your misguided hate. in the end, you arent your music then, you are but a life-long performance piece of asshole performance art. why dont you be truthful about that?"

filthy dylan, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

snap

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Salem baited into trolling Whiney:

http://soldout.squarespace.com/blog/2011/3/15/salem-getting-to-the-root.html

soldout: certain music critics, particularly chr1s w3ingarten, have accused salem of being racist for the pitched-down vocals jack uses on album. we think that's ridiculous, but we'd love to know how you respond to
that.

JD: Im not even trying to be in a dialog with angry/upset 40 year olds but... that guy is an ass :( . We all use effects on our vocals. Chr1s should probably eat a salad and go to bed. Its an intense and serious accusation to say someone is racist, its clear he doesnt understand our work but to be so negative as to say all that is very sad. Sometimes I think older people can be intimidated when something new gets attention, I just googled him and it looks like he is tryna be in a band....maybe he is jelix???? I pray 4 him.
JH: is chr1s w3ingarten white? Racial interpretation is in the ear of the beholder. i pitch down my vocals too, i wonder if he thinks thats racist too even though i dont rap?
H: He's probably just another angry white man. We get a lot of reactionary responses to our music, putting energy into hating something is still giving your energy to it, it doesn't bother us.

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

hypocrite baited into matching screen name to real name

hey jelixy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahahah omg amazing

"Chr1s should probably eat a salad and go to bed."

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm 31, assholes! 12 minutes ago via web

he took the bait, now let's watch what happens!

mh, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

dude I thought about that but your visible screenname sez yr last name in it! anybody wants to delete my post feel free, I 100% do not mean to blow whiney's spot here

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ aero otm, ilx is basically free publicity for whiney, right?

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost

i don't care, i'm just saying someone else had a visible screen name with their name in it for a while and would get super pissy about way less than this

hey jelixy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

salem's response is such horseshit - "he's old! old people don't understand!" great argument you dumb fucks, congratulations on publicly admitting that you're incapable of engaging criticism

anyway I posted this to say "this is how assholes act when they get called out," not to say "these guys said lol things about whiney" - I'm on whiney's side here

xp yeah actual-lol it's not really news that I am a pissy diva type whines!!

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't let them win, Whiney. I kind of hope you keep this going.

But your last name is a lot more googleable than your first and it's in your screen name, unobfuscated! Or do we hide those from people not logged in, I forget.

mh, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I kind of hope you keep this going.

lol well this only came to my attn because I could feel the steam escaping from whiney's ears as it broke through the tweetstream

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

That's kind of the deal, if you're going to respond to someone who's actually critical of you, you probably shouldn't do it to the guy who only gets more verbose when wound up.

mh, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Salem try to pick a fight with our dude is very much slingshot-to-the-gunfight

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Hahaha, thanks dudes. I pretty much said my piece in the Voice f2k article. There's literally nothing left to say about these diarrhea stains until they release their next terrible record. But by that point everyone will have bounced on to the next flavor-of-the-month fake blogger genre and it will be like kicking an O.D.'d horse

hey jelixy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

skreets is watching whiney, be careful

what do it take to be a legend like noz is? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

this made me lol. hi j0hn d0ran whoever you are
http://www.thelmagazine.com/TheMeasure/archives/2011/04/08/interview-british-online-mag-the-quietus-responds-to-salem-hoax

jaxon, Saturday, 9 April 2011 07:21 (thirteen years ago) link

" I work between 70 and 80 hours a week on a website which is pretty much a labour of love and the freelance work I need to do, in order to keep myself in baubles and biscuits." "
We need to have really good google presence for me to earn the paltry amount of £100 a week (do a google conversion and start weeping) and this is for a 70 hour 7 day week, which is kind of destroying my physical and mental health at the moment."
"Maybe I'll start working 14 hour fucking shifts instead of 13 hour shifts."

I usually don't like to post negative things on this board just cause, but this?? Is the life of a music journalist/web designer really so strained and laborious?

JacobSanders, Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:16 (thirteen years ago) link

My life as a freelance journalist is a piece of piss. My life as the owner/editor/features editor/staff writer of an independent music site is *exactly* like that. No overexageration. No metaphor. One of the 15 - 20 people I know on this board could probably confirm it if they so wished.

I'm not looking for sympathy by the way, I enjoy doing nothing other than my job with my waking hours. I wouldn't have it any other way. That's not to say I like having my time wasted though. This is the only time I've ever mentioned my hours/pay in the context of not wanting trustafarians in shit NYC bands pulling spoofs on me.

They took one of my questions out. They said who should they have spoofed if not Salem and I said they could have done Wavves by taking a liquid shit onto a dictaphone. Didn't make the cut.

PG Harpy (Doran), Saturday, 9 April 2011 10:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I said they could have done Wavves by taking a liquid shit onto a dictaphone.

Would've definitely left that in any interview I was publishing.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 9 April 2011 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link

My question wasn't meant to be sarcastic or ironic. I'm far removed from the music industry. I do write quite a lot, though I never consider it work exactly. I've never gotten paid for my writings. Any kind of work involves a certain labor, yet also when a lot of strain and stress is involved I question the joy and quality of the work. Not that writing always comes easy and that certainly can be stressful. Maybe that's why I choose work that doesn't concern my loves, taste, and pleasures. When music becomes work are you really listening with the same ears you once had?

JacobSanders, Saturday, 9 April 2011 10:49 (thirteen years ago) link

That's a question for yourself not for me. And, no slight intended, I think it shows a lack of imagination.

This is my job. I love it. I don't think the scale of listening I do or the fact it pays my rent affects my appreciation of it.

The truth of the matter is I don't really see it as work, in a 9 - 5 job sense, I see it as an utterly pointless and mainly harmless calling that allows me to get loads of music and to get into all the gigs I want to go to and to hang out with other people like me so I don't feel like so much of a fucking mentally ill freak.

Music fills the space in my life that other people would fill with religious or spiritual concerns. It has also given me a solid framework to help me get over my genetic predisposition toward thirstiness and narcotic use and, to a certain degree, has helped me with low level mental health issues.

PG Harpy (Doran), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:33 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/dailydish/detail?entry_id=91272

markers, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

And he looks so happy!

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

what a cute couple

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

Such a perfect meeting of minds. Is he the rapper? Please let him be the rapper.

Position Position, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

There's our boy!

A small fire broke out early Thursday morning in Courtney Love’s West Village home, a Fire Department official said.

The fire, in a fourth-floor bedroom of Ms. Love’s town house, at 250 West 10th Street near Hudson Street, was probably started by a candle next to the curtains, the official said. Ms. Love discovered the fire, the official said, although it was not clear whether she placed the 911 call, at 1:52 a.m. There was also a male occupant at the home at the time.

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/06/23/small-fire-in-courtney-loves-town-house/#

Position Position, Friday, 24 June 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

Killing Courtney with fire lol

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 June 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

so who overdoses first?

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 June 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

he'll be the one to drop. you can't kill courtney.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

i think you're right

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 June 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

omfg

sleeve, Friday, 24 June 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

Listen, and understand. Courtney Love is out there. She can't be bargained with. She can't be reasoned with. She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Friday, 24 June 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

the only person who'll remember the Fader Fort performance will be markers

http://i53.tinypic.com/xaxo2a.jpg

markers, Monday, 26 September 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

SHE SAY I DOWN WIH HUH I SAY BITCH YOU ALOOOOONE

i'm not a ★, somebody lied (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 26 September 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^

markers, Monday, 26 September 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

she say im down wih huh, i say bitch you alone
you lyin wit the flesh, lyin with the bone
she say i'm lyin wih huh, my mind in the SKREET
i say i'm not with me, i'm with she, i'm with she
now plane lights blinkin, off in da evenin
got me thinkin, wish i was leavin
it's not that i'm tryna be somewhere else
i'm not tryna be here... by myself
if you were here too i'd still be with myself
i talk real loud, i don't wanna hear myself
i'm faraway lost and i don't want help
if you could bring me back, i kill myself... haaa
not myself, that's just myself
i don't know if you could tell, but i'm in hell
i don't know if you noticed, but i haven't spoken
my arm might be broken, i'm so sick of jokin

i'm not a ★, somebody lied (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 26 September 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha eeeeee

markers, Monday, 26 September 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

LMFAO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ7pRqaIX64

markers, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

"Salem's cover of Alice Deejay's immortal trance anthem "Better Off Alone""

markers, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

(((d-_-b)))

markers, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

I'll start paying attention when they cover Ian Van Dahl.

Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

this is apparently from a new ep they have coming out

markers, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

does this band still exist?

badg, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

naw...they're out on the skreets

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

lol

ya bish called wanda (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:53 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktsBvDm9-Bk

no one seems to have posted this here yet. it's pretty amazing...

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Friday, 3 May 2013 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

i love seam

groovy replacement (electricsound), Friday, 3 May 2013 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

after a few years of avoidance due to all the hype at the time of release, i picked the SALEM album up today.
3 spins in ..
love it.
are they still working together, or have things fallen apart due to vice magazine related excess ..

mark e, Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

I think theyre still together. The album is great though. Also check out their remix of gucci mane's "round one"

Treeship, Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

yeah .. i need to track that remix down due to the love on this thread.
the album still sounds amazing.
love the dark claustrophobia vibe.

mark e, Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

a one off album i guess.

mark e, Thursday, 11 February 2016 23:22 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

To this day every time I hear "Fader Fort" I initially assume it's shorthand for the band's performance there, like it's some sort of "Never Forget" reference

Evan R, Monday, 27 June 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

lol. Me too.

how's life, Monday, 27 June 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

four years pass...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWHhV5TDKnA

new mixtape

boxedjoy, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link

gross

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 14 September 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link

Lol

treeship., Monday, 14 September 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

They're no Mora Prokaza.

pomenitul, Monday, 14 September 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link

i tried to give this a relisten lately and i couldn't believe how bad it sounded

the late great, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:08 (three years ago) link

i mean just in terms of the production, they should have hired someone to clean it up

the late great, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

we did this recently

defend the indefensible: Salem

the late great, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:11 (three years ago) link

I still laugh at this SXSW performance:

https://youtu.be/Ej7s8Bnq5_o

New article on stereogum about salem / witchhouse:

https://www.stereogum.com/2089949/witch-house-salem-king-night-turns-10/franchises/columns/sounding-board/

✖✖✖ (Moka), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

skreets is watchin

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

That pan across the audience at 1:57 is the best.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Monday, 28 September 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

xps that could be said of a lot of music c2010 tbf

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

that Fader video though..

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Monday, 28 September 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

Although it was overlooked in many reviews (including, regrettably, my own), King Night’s penultimate track “Tair” features a vocalist unspooling a druggy tale of criminal exploits that seemingly includes the following couplet: “These niggas calling me, it’d be rude if I don’t go.” The questionably reliable user-contributed lyrics site Genius appears to confirm Salem’s use of the word, but in a statement to Stereogum today, Salem refute that transcription; per the band, the actual lyric is “Think it’s calling me it’d be rude if I don’t go.”

Oh look, Salem is still full of shit

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

new salem is what the new opn wants to be? strange times ...

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Saturday, 31 October 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link

i tried to give this a relisten lately and i couldn't believe how bad it sounded

― the late great, Monday, September 14, 2020 7:08 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

i mean just in terms of the production, they should have hired someone to clean it up

― the late great, Monday, September 14, 2020 7:09 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

this struck me from the very beginning — lots of hard digital clipping iirc

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Saturday, 31 October 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link


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