Paul Stanley banter single????

"England loves you?"

You're obviously unfamiliar with Paul Stanley's spectacularly idiotic stage banter.

It's fantastic. Having Fun With Stanley on Stage is something I have wanted my own copy of for years now, as a search through the ILX archives will attest. In fact, this is stupid; I'm going to email my friend Gravy and have her digitize the damned thing for me.

Ridiculous On-Stage, Between Song Banter

The most amazing track has to be the "How many girls out there like to get LICKED?! And how many GUYS out there like to get licked?! You lick me, I'll lick you!" monologue.

Thanks, Bobby - almost always with this sort of thing, it's more fun to hear about it than to actually hear it, but this is just a solid masterpiece through and through.

IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE THAT LIKES TO GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!?!?!?!

I'm sitting here listening to Dynasty. I know that's not the album playing right now, but some people call that their disco album ... but their real fans know different. Not the kids who collect baseball cards and Kiss shit. I'm talking about those of us who hoped their parents would die in a car crash or something so they could be adopted. Maybe by Gene or Paul or Ace or Peter. I wanted to kill that little piece of shit Adam Rich: it said in Tiger Beat he was Gene's number one fan -- that was so fucking unfair. Just because he's a celebrity? Fuck him. I'm talking about losers from Queens and New Jersey and Long Island who defended Kiss when Van Halen was supposedly king. Kids who later dropped out of high school to work at their fathers' plumbing supply store. Cheesy chocolate milk moustaches and faded transfer t-shirts and work boots (unlaced of course). Girls with big asses and poofy hair and roach clip feather earrings who still wear leg warmers: these are true Kiss fans. Fans who would take the time to write into Creem or Rip to defend Paul. How dare they say Paul's a fag? Kiss is the greatest rock and roll band in the world. How could he be a fag, then, tell us. Kiss isn't a joke to look back on, they weren't a phase, they were the whole fucking world, they weren't an escape because they were my entire reality.

Actually, I think he's saying "why?" instead of "wow", which makes it even more incoherent, and therefore greater.

it says it's going to take over 15 hours to DL from that site.

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Paul Stanley – People, Let Me Get Something Off My Chest

1. ALLLLLLLLLL RIGHT...Toronto!
2. This is For All the Little GIRLS Out There!
3. Got Any People Tonight That Are HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH?
4. I Know If We Get This Place Any HOTTER Tonight...
5. New York, LET ME HEAR YOUUUUU!
6. This One’s Called ‘Lover I Don’t Care!’
7. We’ve Only Played This One But Once On This Whole Tour!
8. I Don’t Think We’ve Played This One On the Tour!
9. How Many Girls Like to Get Licked? Guys? How Many of You GUYS Like to Get Licked?
10. We Haven’t Played This One in a Long Time
11. This One’s Called “War Machine”...“War Machine!”
12. You Gotta Help If You Know the Words...If You Don’t...Why?
13. PITTSBURGH...Can You Hear ME-uh!
14. How Many People Here Like the Taste of ALCOHOL?
15. You Deserve To Give Yourselves a Round of Applause LET’S GO!
16. COOL!
17. ALL RIGHT!
18. YEAH!
19. There Is One City In America That Took Us In – Opened Up Your Arms and Opened Up Your Legs To Us!
20. Man, That’s One of Those That Sounds Really Good
21. ‘Cowboy Feeder Now’ Comes Off An Album
22. Here’s a Little Something...
23. I Can’t Hear YOU!
24. I Don’t Think We Played This One on the Tour!
25. Louder! WANT SOME MORE?
26. Talkin’ About My Six-Shooter of Sex...Talkin’ About My UZI of OOZE
27. I Wanna Dedicate This Number To All the GIRLS And All the WOMEN Here Tonight
28. If You Wanna Drink Alcohol, Do NOT...DRINK...RYE!
29. THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DOYOUFEELIT?!
30. Is This...Or Is This Not...The Rock and Roll Capitol of VIRGINIA?
31. We Got Meters!...LOUDER!...LOUDER!
32. You Know What’s So Cool, Richmond! WE! ARE JUST! GETTING! STAAAARTED!
33. There Was a Band Here That KNEW We’d Be Nothing Without YOU!
34. I Wanna Dedicate This Song To ALL the Beautiful Girls in Sweden!
35. I...LOVE...glog.
36. I Don’t Know How to Say Many Things In Swedish
37. Can I Ask You a Little Question...DO YOU LOVE US?
38. SAN ANTOOOOOOOnio
39. My Goodness! Oh My GOOODness! We’re Gonna Have to Call Out the DOCTOR!
40. I Know This Isn’t the DAIRY State...But You Grow ‘Em BIG Here
41. It Only Feels Good RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
42. It’s Coming REAL Fast!
43. You Don’t BULLSHIT And You Want the REEEAL Deal
44. Last Night We Played Los Angeles...Hey I Don’t BLAME You People
45. The Last Show We Did...Los Angeles, California...It’s All Right, It’s Good to be PROUD of Where You’re From, Portland
46. Y’All Had a Good Weekend PEOPLE...You Ain’t Getting TIRED Are You PEOPLE?
47. Here’s Another One We Haven’t Played In a Long Time
48. Let’s Go Back A-Ways
49. Here’s One Ya Oughta Know!
50. This Came Off The Album That Came Out in 1998…It’s Called…PSYYYYYYYCHO CIIIIIIIIIIIIRCUS!
51. We Didn’t Have a Record Deal Yet...We Were Writing These Songs
52. Back When We Did ‘Destroyer,’ We Didn’t Know How Many Of Those Songs Would End Up in the Kiss Show Every Year
53. We Got People Here Tonight From New York...We Got People From Italy, France, BraZIIIIIIIIIIIL!
54. Some People Might Have a Little ROCK AND ROLL PNUEMONIAAAAAA!
55. We Created Another Page in KISSTORY Tonight
56. Some People Said We Were A Little Crazy To Attempt This
57. What’s This Place, “Toad’s”?
58. I Don’t Have Anything Green On!
59. Are Those For Me or For the Keyboard Player?
60. I Know You Want to Hear Some VINTAGE Stuff!
61. This ALSO Comes Off My Solo Record!
62. Sometimes The Lyrics Don’t Count So Much, It’s the FRONT Of the Song That Really Makes It!
63. AH AH AH AAAAAAAH!
64. I’m Not Ace Frehley, And I Didn’t Write That One, But I DID WRITE THIS ONE!
65. Someone Once Said To Me, “What’s the Biggest Part Of My Body?”
66. Sometimes People Say “How Come You Tell The Same Story Year After Year,” Sometimes Life Just Doesn’t Change.
67. There Are EVIL PEOPLE Who Hate the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
68. Young People, Up in the Air, Let’s Take a GOOD LOOK AT YA!
69. You Can Win an Election, You Can Lose an Election, It’s Up To You!
70. Communication Breakdown (in more ways than one)

WTF? It's like Stanley suddenly turns into a bad Norm McDonald impression of Larry King.

That's no fun, I like my take! He's a very specific alcoholic!

And why do I keep hearing Daffy Duck in his delivery?

He's always had that weird lisp. The evidence there for hearing on Kiss Alive.

:-) Are you actually designing something? I'd love a copy!

I intend to input this into the CDDB tonight.

I would love to share the cover, but I was pretty DIY about it, using my work's copier machine!

Wait - make your own!:

Free Downloadable KISS Font: http://www.kissarmywarehouse.com/kissfreaks.com/desktop.htm
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Cover Image: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Mezzanine/5627/paul.jpg
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Tracklisting courtesy Ned R.
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The Best CD of 2006.

Wuv, etc.

www.celebrityfineart.com/ celeb/pstanleybio.html

www.celebrityfineart.com/celeb/pstanleybio.html

Would love to see the final cover.

Took ages, but I managed to get the Zip file from the original site last night, and my God, this is amazing. How does he do that without shredding his vocal cords?

I know W.A.S.P. was kicked off a mid-80s Kiss tour for stealing Stanley's crowd raps!

christ does anyone have this still? I MUST HEAR IT

You can find it just using Google.

yeah i just found it. thanks though.

Ha, what do you know, where it all began -- including the original cover!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Muldoomstone/4ed06607.jpg

my lord i'd never seen the cover. the horror.

I was talkin' to some people backstage and they told me. They to-oh-oh-oh-old me that no Paul Stanley stage rap CD is complete without the "what a bummer, I really wanted to come out there" track from Anaheim in 2000.

I grabbed the stuff off WFMU, but there must be more than that...?

MY EYES!!!!

What, you have a problem with his hair-encrusted manties?

jesus i've nearly choked on my food like 3 times already while listening to this

Yes, eating and drinking anything while listening to this = NOT a good idea.

Unless it's cold gin of course.

"Theeah's gotta be some people out there tonight that drink TEQUILA"

The "uzi of ooze" line is sure to be a hit with the ladies.

I've got it properly tagged with the track titles above on slsk.
look me up as sbsweaty

http://www.decibelmagazine.com/uploadedFiles/CannCorp_livechicago_mix.mp3

where is banter poll

People Let Me Get This Off My Chest Comix:
http://beeteedee.com/master_orator.html

The panel in comic 12 with Paul sitting next to the huge old timey radio is golden

Dear me.

Fugazi vers:

http://www.chunklet.com/index.cfm?section=blogs&ID=574

HOW MANY PPL HERE LIKE TO GET LICKED?????

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/281776_o.gif

This is the greatest Kiss related thing ever (though Jon Wurster's live tweets of Criss's autobio are a close second).

My favorite is actually Gene yelling what I for the longest time thought was "PITCH-BACK!!!" and I for the life of my could not figure out what he was really saying until it went off like a light one day when I was listening to it. He's saying "Pittsburgh".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28DugXh5k6o#!

Hold on, this should work better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28DugXh5k6o

Meanwhile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TY4gEC3yq4

To quote Bowiesongs, "Paul Stanley home demos from the late '80s may be the most astonishingly generic rock music ever recorded"

There Are EVIL PEOPLE Who Hate The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

http://soundcloud.com/christopher-armes/45-minutes-of-paul-stanley

this is so funny

man i used to listen to this so much

AWRIGHT LISTEN!

TAYSTE OF AW-CO-HAWL!

Is anybody here high?

This seems a little different than the cd version I used to have

I. love. glug.

xpost -- yeah, it's not the exact same thing as was shared out earlier on year, thus the credits.

The original compilation, preserved.

https://soundcloud.com/thatericalper/sets/people-let-me-get-this-off-my

AWWWWRIGHT!

Jesus christ, the whole 'I Want You' bit is pretty fucking ridiculous!

The way he says "HIIIIIIIIGH" on track 3 creeps me out more than any other sound I have experienced.

And it turns out we've got a YouTube equivalent now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3cCWb37Y-k

THERE IS ONLY ONE CITY IN AMERICA ... THAT I WROTE A SONG ABOUT!

"YOU KNOW, THERE IS A SPIRIT HERE TONIGHT...WE CAN FEEL IT! IT'S IN THE HOUSE! IT'S INSIDE USTH!!! IT IS...A SPIRIT...THAT WILL NOT MAKE THE BLIND MAN SEE...THAT WILL NOT MAKE THE SICK WELL...IT WILL NOT MAKE THE CRIPPLE WALK...BUT THERE'S A SPIRIT INSIDE HERE TONIGHT RICHMOND VIRGINIA...THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DOYOUFEELIT?!?!?!?!?!!?"

"AWWWW WE GONNA DO A SONG FOR YA NOW THIS SONG... I DUNNO IF I SHOULD SAY THISTH TONIGHT... BECAUSE I KNOW... I KNOW WE GOT LAW... WE GOT LAW OFFICERS HERE... AND... I'M PACKIN' A GUN TONIGHT... AHM PACKIN' MAH PISTOL... Y'KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT DONCHA, PITTSBURGH!? TALKIN' ABOUT MAH... MAH SIX SHOOTER OF SEX! TALKIN' ABOUT... MAH UUUUUZI OF OOOOOOOZE!!!1!! YOU KNOW WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT... MAH... LOVE GUN!!!!1!!!!!11"

ALRIGHT TORONTO

I think the laser pointer incident trumps all because just seeing them all standing in a row all mad and serious is really fantastic

I remember on the Crazy Nights tour (87? 88?), which I assume was around Thanksgiving, or maybe not, who knows, it's a logic-free zone at a KISS show, PS had this bizarre Thanksgiving rant which featured the culminating line, "And I SAID to her, I got the right STUFFING for your BIRD."

lol

just imagine how delighted he was when he thought up 'uzi of ooze'

I wonder if he keeps these quips on a legal pad or palm pilot or ?

I figure he has staff writers like Jay Leno and comes into their dirty backstage room before show time and they fire lines at him.

"That's good."

"No way, that won't carry in Omaha."

"C'mon...need a line for 'Heaven's on Fire' now dammit!"

Still like the tayste of aww-co-hawl tbh

That YouTube is incredible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1-cH1voT8w

This is for all the little GURLZZ out theya tonight

http://youtu.be/L3cCWb37Y-k

PS is like the slimy dude in every pizzeria sitting by himself for an hour on a Friday night and watching the little GURLZ come in and out

Psst! Hey btw you can still get a rar of this...err..classic at Egg City Radio sharity blog. The tracks are simply labeled Track 1, Track 2, Etc. but it's all there. Enjoy!

Don't think dirty cus i'm talking about the heart YEAH RIGHT! IT'S CALLED STRUTTER!

"People can you hear me?"

When you're down in the dumps and you need something to bring you... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP.... there's only one drink gonna do it for ya!

Just make sure you're not gonna drink and drive when you've got some COOOOOOOOOOOLD GIIIIIIIIN!!!

That 2000s compilation will forever give me joy. And I think I've died laughing even more at the brutal edits that reduce all the songs to like five seconds.

It is the best.