Def Leppard 'Hysteria': C/D?

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This was one of my favourite records as a very young chap. Haven't listened to it in years. You guys all hate it, right?

Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:12 (nineteen years ago) link

GOOD LORD NO.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, this is pretty indisputably classic

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

man for a sec i thought gil meche started this thread

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

You'll find some general rambling on the band here but I'm content to turn this into a '50 reasons why Hysteria is so goddamn great' thread, so:

1) That weird-ass a capella bit at the start of the album version of "Rocket" -- and the way it's chopped up, reused, referred to and more throughout the song.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I LOVE HYSTERIA.
It was my age 15 album.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Good thing, Ned.
My brother is still not able to hear someone say 'good times' with adding 'drums!' afterward. Apparently a line from that album.
My first ever MTV experience was watching the video to 'Pour some Sugar on Me.' I was/am from Canada. I actually would like to buy a copy of that album; it's probably really cheap now.

Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

This is one of the few albums from the hair-metal era that I like.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

2) The main guitar melody on "Dogs of War" -- pure glam descend/power of command/inexpressible this-is-IT focus.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess this is all insisputably the beat Def Lepard album?

Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:20 (nineteen years ago) link

3) ONE LUMP OR TWO?????

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:20 (nineteen years ago) link

4) Tying into Dan's reference, the fact that it's actually an industrial-pop album most of the time. Turn the vocals gutteral and make all the guitars ugly synth noises (instead of pretty synth noises) and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:20 (nineteen years ago) link

5) laughing your ass off like fucking crazy the first time you see the british version of the 'pour some sugar on me' video

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

6) WHAT'S THAT SMELL???

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

3) The intro to the same song: flanged drums!

(x-post -> now #5. I'm talking about "Gods of War".)

(Isn't it "Guitar! Drums!"?)

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

7) the supersheen call and response "AND I WANT - AND I NEED" at the end of "animal"

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess this is all insisputably the beat Def Lepard album?

I'd have to say so, you'll find disagreements of course. But I dunno...

8) Goddamn is the start of "Love Bites" weird and queasy. It's a power ballad but it isn't.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

perhaps I'm showing my age, but I much prefer PYROMANIA. They didn't get much better than "Photograph" as far as hooks go.

steeve mcqueen (steeve mcqueen), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

10) the way between "pour some sugar on me" and the crue's "home sweet home" you have like five years at number one on dial mtv.

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

11) The momentous intro to "Women"

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Right, "Gods of War," I goofed up there, d'oh!

Number 7 OTMFM.

12) the buildup to the chorus of "Run Riot" is so fucking great -- the missing fake-rebellion-as-anthemic-noise link between Sweet's "Teenage Rampage" and the Prodigy's "Firestarter."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

LADY MS LUREX TO THREAD DAMMIT

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

12) That they all gave themselves titles like "Wing Commander"

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

13) the way "pour some sugar on me" was kept outta the number one spot by a power ballad (cheap trick's "the flame") so the lep went "oh, so it's like that huh? DEPLOY POWER BALLAD" and next thing you know "love bites" is the number one single.

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

14) Mutt Lange. I mean, that goes without saying.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

15. Great liner notes.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:28 (nineteen years ago) link

16) ARMAGEDDON IT.. ARE YOU GETTING IT?

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

17) "ARE YOU EXCITABLE...ARE YOU EXCITABLE...AREYOUEXCITABLEAREYOUEXCITAREYOUAREYAREARAAAAAA..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

17) All the saccharine-dripping fruitcake call-and-response pre-chorus shit in "Hysteria": the "I gotta know tonight/It's been a lonely night/ . . ." stuff as well as the "I'm just another guy/You're just another girl/It's just another night" stuff, always punctuated by Elliot's post-Alvin "Ooooh"s.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually we're up to number 19 with that last one, next one needs to be 20!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

TS: Lep's "Rocket" vs Smashing Pumpkins' "Rocket".
I know this is a Def Leppard appreciation thread, but I've got to side with Billy & Co. It's close, though.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

they're closer than you think!

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

20) Speaking of "Rocket," how great is the video midsong break to T. Rex? Now that's a goddamn homage worthy of the name.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

AH NOOOOOOO FLASHBACKS FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL


and i hated the drum sound.

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

21) The first low vocodered "She's so dangerous" in "Don't Shoot Shotgun".

TS: Lep's "Rocket" vs Smashing Pumpkins' "Rocket"

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

22) YAY THAT DRUM SOUND! Rick Allen loses an arm, Lange gets millions in digital drum technology to fool around with = echoing domination from the heights.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

22) oh god that weird ass 'rooowww, Rooooow, ROOOOOW' backward (?) part of the guitar solo, such awesomeness

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

23) might be one of the most over-produced albums EVERRR

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'm just another guy/You're just another girl/It's just another night" stuff

Oh wait, this one is actually in "Love and Affection".

24) "Hysteria" and "L&A" blend into one giant smeared-out falsetto ballad epic.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

It's taken 20 years for me to discern any melodies at all in the oceanic whooshing and wind-whipping of this record. As a Def Leppard album I dud it, but as a triumph of production over band it's classic.

High N' Dry for this teenybopper.

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link

25) Hysteria:Ian::Loveless:Dr C

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link

26) haha better drum sound than Loveless

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

"All the saccharine-dripping fruitcake call-and-response pre-chorus shit in "Hysteria": the "I gotta know tonight/It's been a lonely night..."

It's actually, "I gotta know tonight/If your alone tonight"...;)

I memorized the lyrics from my brother's Hit Parader when I was in junior high. It doesn't get much better than "Hysteria" for power ballad goodness.

kickitcricket, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:44 (nineteen years ago) link

"If you're alone tonight"

kickitcricket, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Mutt Lange is a genius as I only recently realised/appreciated properly

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Dud. I'm as big a Chuck Eddy (and Ned Raggett!) fan as you'll find, but I just can't imagine why Chuck felt it deserved an entire book, because 90% of it absolutely refused to imprint itself on my memory. (Any one of their previous three, particularly Pyromania, is more worthy of praise.) Simply inferior to all its obvious sources of influence, and probably the single most lifeless "heavy metal" artifact I've ever tried to listen to (and once owned). Goes in one ear, and...nothing. I just don't get it.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:00 (nineteen years ago) link

27) *Weird guitar noises* "AN-I-MAL"

Vinnie (vprabhu), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:48 (nineteen years ago) link

28) I need to go buy this album on my lunch break now.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:52 (nineteen years ago) link

28) "Skin on skin ... let the love begin!"

Conor (Conor), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm as big a Chuck Eddy (and Ned Raggett!) fan

! Why I'm flattered, but I don't think I've quite deserved to be spoken of in the same breath. ;-)

30) To perhaps answer Myonga's point -- as I said it's an industrial-pop album in ways, but more to the point it's a pop album straight up. A huge over-the-top one of course, but that's precisely its appeal for me at least, it's a place where x ALWAYS equals x. Literally half the album became singles that charted, and while that doesn't rival all but two songs off Thriller going top ten, say, it's still something. So it CAN catch, but I think thinking of it as a heavy metal album, quotes or no quotes, actually isn't the best or only way to regard it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 13:16 (nineteen years ago) link

pour some sugar on me didn't go to number one??

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 13:49 (nineteen years ago) link

cuz it did at MY house!! i CAN'T see the flame, MFers

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

so classic it bites

57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

so classic it bites

no.. love bites.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

C'MON STEVE

57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

31) Simply the fact that the drummer had one arm and that he stayed the drummer. What utter dedication. Give the finger to the god of fate.

Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know if this has been mentioned but the SINISTER REAGAN SAMPLES are what inch it even more towards classic

this will be played heavily at my delusions of grandeur party, even though this album's grandeur is earned!

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know if this has been mentioned but the SINISTER REAGAN SAMPLES are what inch it even more towards classic

There's number 32!

"THEY COUNTED WRONG."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

*missile sounds*

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

28) I need to go buy this album on my lunch break now.

Dammit I do too. In late middle school, I worked for a landscaping company raking leaves in the huge rich-people yards in the neighborhood where the governor's mansion is located in Nashville. I'm pretty sure Hysteria was the only thing I ever listened to on my walkman while doing that... It used to take me an entire 6-8 hour day to rake one of those yards, and I'd listen on repeat/auto-reverse the whole time.

Simply the fact that the drummer had one arm and that he stayed the drummer. What utter dedication

Rick Allen also managed to get arrested for assaulting his wife with only one arm. I tell ya the guy just never gave up in the face of tragedy.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Um, I think I've already written enough about this album. (= my whole second book, more or less.) That said, I haven't listened to it for years. (maybe because i wrote a whole book about it?) also, when i first heard it, i didn't like it at all. then i named the title (easybeats/raspberries/cheap trick as, er, muzak) ballad as a top ten single, and then the red light yellow light green light go crazy little woman in the one man show rap kicked in, then g.g. killer queen dizzy lizzy benny and the jets and all of "rocket"'s dub-metal, and then the rhinoceros in that one video and the t. rex riffs and everything. right now, i'd say i probably prefer pyromania, and if forced i'd maybe even be more likely to listen to either of the first two albums, just 'cause the songs are shorter (maybe punchier too?). but i'm still not martin popoff, who in HIS metal book loved the first three records and then gave hysteria 0.0 out of 10.0. Part of what makes the album so great, i think, is that metal guys DO hate it.
Plus it totally invented Shania Twain (among lots of other things).

chuck, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Shania Twain was born when Rick Allen's lost arm was zapped with radiocativity!

Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

There's good discussion on this thread:

The decline and fall of Mutt Lange

including mention of British tv documentary about making the album, which I wouldn't mind seeing.

I like it, but Pyromania will always mean more to me, even as I recognize Hysteria is certainly the more strange record, a singular document. I just like the tunes better on the earlier record.

Broheems (diamond), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Supa-Classic.

Andrzej B. (Andrzej B.), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, I'm wicked late to this thread, but to answer the question:

DUDD!!!!

Def Leppard officially stopped mattering after the last note strcuk on Pyromania. After said album, the boys ditched all their sonic ties to the NWOBHM that spawned them and basically attempted to become a vaguely metallic version of Wham! I, for one, have never forgiven them.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

a vaguely metallic version of Wham

But that's brilliant!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex NYC in hating fun shocker!

Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

There's only 92 albums that I know I like more!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Wham! were never nearly so prog; Human League makes WAY more sense:

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=UIDSUB020405181212270411&sql=A8isxlfde5cqq

chuck, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Heh, nice. You included the quote about how Phil Oakey said that Def Leppard were a Sheffield synth group like the HL in one of the books, didn't you? Or so I recall.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

"Fun" is a relative term. If you consider "fun" to be defanged, sugar-coated soylent green, then you just go right on ahead and choke yourself down some, Rickyboy.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Soylent Green is made of Leppard!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Very inconsistent. I bet nobody can list all the songs on Side 2 in the correct order.

dave q, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, lemme try:

"Gods of War"
"Don't Shoot Shotgun"
"Run Riot"
"Excitable"
"Hysteria"
"Love and Affection"

Right. *checks CD* Hey, you might be right! I needed to switch "Hysteria" and "Excitable"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, production history yadda yadda, two great big hollow singles, one additional actual good song, better than Pyromania, but you do realize that this album sucks, right?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

hollow singles are good for smuggling drugs into the country.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

you do realize that this album sucks, right?

It does?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

wtf, I TOTALLY could name all the songs in order for side 2. And I knew "Hysteria" came right before "Excitable." I was a little uncertain about whether "Run Riot" or "Don't Shoot Shotgun" came first until I remembered how awesome the segue is between "Shotgun" and "Riot."

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

now Pyromania I'd be clueless about after "Rock Of Ages."

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I remembered how awesome the segue is between "Shotgun" and "Riot."

Reason 33!

34) How did I forget this? The weirdass "COUNTDOWN COMMENCING -- FIRE ONE!" in "Rocket"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 23:35 (nineteen years ago) link

35):

Step inside
Walk this way!
You and me babe
HEY HEY!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

36) And to invoke T. Rex again -- oh "Armageddon It," how I love you. Those verses are pure Bolan but then they shift to Sweet on the first part of the chorus and THEN Slade for the title itself.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

37) E-bow guitar mysteriousness to help start "Gods of War" -- and I do believe that's the first time I ever heard such a thing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

38) The way that the backing vocals for the third and fourth repetition of the title in "Run Riot" turn into this GORGEOUS hook on top of all the other ones.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link

39)"[just] like a fire needs flame"

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

*mops Ned up off of the floor and puts him into a bucket so none of him dribbles away before he gets a chance to solidify again*

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

man even if Hysteriawas dudder than dud, which it's definitely not, DL really lost it with Adrenalize which I've tried to erase from my memory.

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Let's not go there. But here's some alternate history to ponder -- they get it together (and maybe Steve doesn't die and all) and release Adrenalize a year earlier, before That There Nirvana Album came out. Remembered more fondly, or not?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I dunno, it's still probably smoked by Slave to the Grind and Use Your Illusion 1&2

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Slave to the Grind probably as that was earlier in the year.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

'Promises' from Euphoria is pretty good, and probably better than all but three tracks on Hysteria.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link

those halcyon days of '91 pre-Nirvana, when all we wanted to do was rock out...

You and I together in our lives
Sacred ties would never fray
Then why can´t I let myself tell lies
And watch you die every day

I think back to the times
When dreams were what mattered
Tough talking youth naivete

You said you never let me down
But the horse stampedes and rages
In the name of desperation

Is it all just wasted time
Can you look at yourself
When you think of what
You left behind

Is it all just wasted time
Can you live with yourself
When you think of what
You left behind

Paranoid delusions they haunt you
Where´s my friend I used to know
He´s all alone
He´s buried deep within a carcass
Searching for a soul

Can you feel me inside your heart
As it´s bleeding
Why can´t you belive you
can´t be loved

I hear you scream in agony
And the horse stampedes and rages
In the name of desperation

Is it all just wasted time
Can you look at yourself
When you think of what
You left behind

Is it all just wasted time
Can you live with yourself
When you think of what
You left behind

You said you never let me down
But the horse stampedes and rages
In the name of desperation

Is it all just wasted time
Can you look at yourself
When you think of what
You left behind

Is it all just wasted time
Can you live with yourself
When you think of what
You left behind

The sun will rise again
The earth will turn to sand
Creation´s colors seem to fade to grey
And you´ll see the sickly hands of time
Will write your final rhyme
And end a memory

I never thought you´d let it get
this far, boy....

great now I'm crying

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned! You put so much thought & effort into the dozens of posts on this thread (and indeed, HUNDREDS of posts throughout ILX) that there's no way I wasn't going to acknowledge you alongside Chuck! I'm still pretty sure that reading your respective musings re Hysteria is more enjoyable than actually listening to it. But I'm a bit of a weak-willed individual, so who knows? I see it in flea markets for $4, I may just give it another chance, see if my opinion's changed in 15 years. After all, I once gave up on Astral Weeks prematurely, then was intimidated into buying it a second time...and found it just as boring as before.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm still pretty sure that reading your respective musings re Hysteria is more enjoyable than actually listening to it.

Haha! Well, to each listener their own. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

>Slave to the Grind<

Sucks ass, and always has. (Hair metal band chickens out and tries to get "heavy," what dipshits.) Their first LP was the only listenable one. But had *Adrenalize been released a year or two earlier, it still would have been overshadowed by plenty of great Warrant, Faster Pussycat, and Cinderella albums (among other things) regardless.

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Wrong Chuck

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link

great Warrant

Sort've an oxymoron, there.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

and Cinderella, come on

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, I'm no Cinderella fan, but they were a fuckuva lot better than Warrrant. Faster Pussycat, meanwhile, are in a totally different class (and to cite them alongside Warrant does them a disservice).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

true on both counts

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

In approximate order:

1. Cinderella, Long Cold Winter
2. Faster Pussycat, Where There's a Whip There's a Way
2. Warrant, Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich
3. Warrant, Cherry Pie
4. first Faster Pussycat album
5. Pyromania
6. Cinderella, Still Climbing
7. first Skid Row
8. Hysteria
9. Warrant, Dog Eat Dog
10. first Def Leppard
11. Warrant, Ultraphobic
12. second Def Leppard
13. Cinderella, Heartbreak Station
14. first Cinderella album
15. Slave to the Grind

(and that leaves out Bang Tango, Kix, etc, etc...)

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Metal Mike Saunders:

>WARRANT. great band, great live band, two great hammer-down hard rock albums that no one (outside of their fan base) even knows exist--DOG EAT DOG and ULTRAPHOBIC. great songwriter (jani lane). great lead singer (jani lane). oh, and one of the best stage "frontmen" ever (again, jani lane). Warrant and JL (as a writer/singer/frontman) are absolutely the most underrated rock band of all time, from Little Richard through Hilary Duff.

If they'd had a cool name, a "cool image" (like the MC5 who took great photos but when push came to shove, were fuck-up loser junkies who choked over and over outside of their midwest fan base...as in, Grand Funk took the "detroit sound" to the country, however watered down or second-rate; MC5 totally failed, not to mention their halfassed studio recordings, third-rate at best), and had never done the "Cherry Pie" video or tune (which nonetheless is total trash-rock genius, close to the "Louie Louie" of its time)...i dunno, use your imagination.

if "Poison" (giant green logo everywhere, not bad) had been named "Warrant" (uncool name, no logo) and "Warrant" vice versa, is anyone gonna bet me two-bits that Warrant (with the different, cooler name) wouldn't be the no 1 band on that VH1 Top 40 Hair Metal Band Of All Time countdown?

Just punch up http://www.amazon.com and see what Warrant's fan base thought of DOG EAT DOG in the "buyer's reviews"...that is possibly the best heavy-guitar melodic heavy metal album of its entire generation. close to amazing. seriously. It of course came out it the hellmouth of the explosion of 1992 grunge crap-deluge everywhere, and so got buried; the band's manager died, their headlining tour tanked and was canned halfway through, the band splintered/broke up for a year...etc. There's probably a great unreleased Jani Lane solo album between the various (later) Jabberwocky and Lane-solo stuff that CBS eventually decided not to put out (he initially retained a CBS deal after the band was dropped in the mass purge of nearly all major-label hair metal bands, most of whom obviously deserved to return to the hellhole they came from).

if you are a hard rock/metal fan but don't own those 3rd and 4th Warrant albums DOG EAT DOG and ULTRAPHOBIC, your entire collection should be confiscated and traded in for Hilary Duff DVD's yesterday. I say this as someone who heard and loved it all first-wave heavy metal from ground zero, Sabbath in 1970-71 until "heavy metal" turned to formula crap within about a decade. For Warrant to cut a substantial body of truly great or near-great melodic and heavy melodic-metal during the nadir of idiot clueless poser hair-metal and speedmetal bands, was a remarkable accomplishment. (In baseball, that'd be called the "ballpark factor").

After the Beatles, Kinks, and Beach Boys (or whoever you prefer) as 60's giants, i rate Warrant's catalog (much smaller obviously) as impressive as anyone's since. AC/DC w/Bon included. also: if you don't own the CBS catalog best-ofvCD, THE BEST OF WARRANT, you know nothing about this band's music! that is a truly great, near-perfectly sequenced 16-tune set. And top to bottom it rocks as hard as ANY rock bandof the 80's.

for the record, i rate the Small Faces, Green Day, Warrant and a couple others as my favorite catalogs since the Class Of 1963-64 trioka (i'm rounding up a bit with the Beach Boys). I love AC/DC and Sabbath but there's only really two albums by each that kick my ass (and not the common favorites...over here it's LET THERE BE ROCK and IF YOU WANT BLOOD YOU'VE GOT IT, all the way.<

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Night Songs is next to last? Craziness!

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Thursday, 20 May 2004 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Warrant eats a sack of drippy sphincters.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 May 2004 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry I just don't buy the overwhelming critical hype over warrant

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha Gear!, was that to me???

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 May 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah what's up with the rave review??

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha.

Nothing against Metal Mike, who I admire for his strength of conviction, but I suspect a lot of this is retrospective rockism. "No, THIS is what works, not that popular Nirvana crap everyone liked!" (Not that he's specifically saying that but c'mon, invoking the Beatles and the Kinks and all the usual templates, please.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

How is that "rockism", Ned? Nirvana were rock, too, right? And a lot more, um, "important" and stuff. Which is what "rockists" (whoever they are) allegedly want, right? (Also, why "retrospective"? Mike liked Warrant when they were alive; he didn't just decide it last year.) (Also, I think he just invoked Beatles, Kinks, etc, as some of the few bands he likes more than Warrant. What's wrong with that?)

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link

what he just said in essence was "after the three great CFs Mantle, Mays, and Snider, Vince Coleman has been as great as anyone."

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

What self-proclaimed "metal" Mike Sanders has to say = rarely relevant.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, since (in Rolling Stone, early '70s - Black Sabbath or Sir Lord Baltimore review, I forget which) he NAMED the heavy metal genre, I think he's got as much a right to that name as anyone, Alex...

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

How is that "rockism", Ned? Nirvana were rock, too, right?

Well, 'rockism' as attitude doesn't necessarily mean talking about rock vs. something else NOT rock (similarly in the way that music can 'rock' without being rock, if you will).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

That still didn't answer how it IS rockist, though, Ned. Anyhow, Mike sorta answers Gear! here(fuck being "relevant," for crissakes):

> (i'm no dunce, i know that the subtext of my rant includes the point that after the 60's catalogs--beatles/kinks/beach boys for me, i'm not gonna kick the disguided Stones fans anymore than everyone else does already--i hate that hippie-rock laidback shit from 1968 to 1972 with only a couple 45 A-sides excepted--uh, stuff like "mother's little helper" is just HORRIBLE and we all thought so--teen garage band wannabes--at the time; bad song, out of tune guitar, just crap..."19 Nervous" whatever is almost as heinous. there was a huge gap for some band to take over the hard rock field in 1966 but the Who sure didn't do it...that's how the giant market niche existed for Hendrix to claim (believe me, the 1st american hendrix set was every white boy's wet dream of pure rock noise when it hit the racks...that's some crazyass drumming to match the guitar noises). but whatever. uh, i could almost all of ELECTRIC LADYLADY as "hippie rock" too. 2nd Ohio Express album rocks WAY harder (the one with a ton of Kenny Laguna writing credits on the album tracks)...too bad it wasn't mixed/issued in mono.

anyway that Warrant post (separate e-mail) will keep the "fucked-up ness" hecklers happy. seriously, doesn't THE BEST OF WARRANT rock like holy fuck? it's REALLY well mastered/EQ'd, kicks total ass. and their final CBS single, the "We Will Rock You" movie soundtrack single? (charted down in the 70's or 80's Top 40 Pop i believe) cover tune genious. totally rearranged, and in a cool way. someday i gotta buy or patch together a full chronological warrant CBS video comp... i actually do not even have the "Uncle Tom's Cabin" video which is totally aggressive/hard rock-ish kick ass (the video to match the tune)...unless it's buried mid-tape on that odd QUALITY YOU CAN TASTE pastiche retail VHS comp (for the 2nd album). .

for what it's worth, i still like the Small Faces and Green Day catalogs BIGtime. put on "Nice Guys Finish Last" and tell me those little gas-fume malcontents don't rock like fuck! they were using that as their permanent live opening song apparently, when i saw them at the SF Civic in 2001 (it was the first large show of theirs i'd ever seen during 1994 - 2001 where they'd finally sorted the material into a greatest hits set and really had the showmanship/screwoff antics sorted out likewise, into a Greatest Schticks. ha ha...that night when they were recruiting the four miscellaneous goobers from the audience to play the 3 chords to "knowledge," the first wannabe guitarist applicant guy jumped off the quite high 2nd level into the crowd...they picked him of course. the last time i ever ran into Mike D(irnt), at his Frustrators gig in alameda about 6 months later, he reminded me of that, and i of course went, "ohhhhh yeah!" "yeah man, when i saw that guy go off the balcony i thought, oh fuck here we go...we're gonna be in court the next five years like Judas Priest!" JP had the wrong lawsuit brought tho.. it shoulda been for "bad riffs inflicted upon rock audiences without permission." if nothing whatsoever, i have noticed that the Stairway To Hell editons opened up like the Red Sea the debate between yay/nay sayers whether Priest and Maiden totally suck the "useless" bone....uh, duh? the signifiers that ten entire years of mostly useless years of lame generic heavy metal were about to commence? (with the start of NWOBHM for my opionion). not that Priest weren't utterly hopeless long before that. Sad Wings Of Destiny is just....crap. and the singer! jeeesus. honestly, i still really dig the Geddy Lee guy in Rush. i think he dumbed down Robert Plant's mannerisms into somethjing at least in tune and fairly rhyt hmic (catchy). the other 999 Plant wannbes till this day...oh man. anyway i gotta cut/paste that Warrant tirade from the network "message board" (it makes I Love Music look positively authoritatie and informed...the great unwashed coughing up a million variant opinions on everything. uh. i brought a pile of 75 cent thrift store albums today...there was nothing else to buy this weekend, no good movies... i guess you don't need a EX/MT Journey CAPTURED 2-live lp? man. it is seriously NOT good. i just wondered what "wheel in the sky" and "anyway you want it" would sound like...ah, i bet they sold a lot of T-shirts, which basically is what rock is all about right?<

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

he NAMED the heavy metal genre,

Hmmm, I always assumed it was the Steppenwolf/Burroughs allusion, and not some cat who thinks Warrant is real boss. In any event, his judgement remains clouded.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Steppenwolf and Burroughs (and Hapshash and the Coloured Coat, etc) used the phrase heavy metal before him, but not to describe a kind of music. Anyway, here's his VERY VERY ROCKIST 2003 Pazz and Jop ballot (on which he quite rockistly didn't vote for any albums), by the way:

MIKE SAUNDERS
2003 Ballot
Albums
# artist title label points
Singles
# artist title label
1 Nena & Kim Wilde Anyplace Anywhere Anytime Warner Bros. import
2 A*Teens A Perfect Match Universal
3 Lindsay Lohan Ultimate Hollywood
4 Skye Sweetnam Billy S Capitol
5 Triple Image Turn It Up (japanese import) Wire
6 Hilary Duff Why Not Hollywood
7 Nikki Cleary Summertime Guys Jive
8 Hilary Duff What Dreams Are Made Of Disney
9 Lillix What I Like About You Hollywood
10 Hilary Duff So Yesterday Buena Vista/Hollywood

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I've been hearing a lot of pop-metal albums for the first time. I was really disappointed when I heard the first Faster Pussycat album. I dunno, I was just expecting a lot more. I wasn't disappointed by Night Songs though, and Poison's Open Up And Say Ahh... is one of the best pop-metal album's I've ever heard.

Though I've only heard one Warrant album, I really agree with a lot of what Metal Mike is saying (irrelevant of Nirvana's existence, the qualities they hold do exist). Warrant's songs are considerably RICHER than any other pop-metal band's. Where Kix doesn't grab me quite as much after they make their post-Pyromania moves (I really prefer them when they truly sounded like AC/DC meets the Cars), Warrant take the basic Poison template and embellish it with chewier lyrics and a more varied attack.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Rockism for bubblegum, sure! Not per se a bad thing but it is what it is, and if that's assumed to be the standard...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

and wow, that ballot may not be "rockist" but its possibly even more monochromatic than the term normally implies.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

where did he answer me?

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is losing altitude like a bullet-ridden Sopwith Camel.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

every single thread is turning into something about Iraq, Warrant, or a combination of the two

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, maybe he didn't understand your question, Gear!

Said singer of the Angry Samoans DID just send me this very rockist email, however, just five minutes ago (apparently he posted this on some other web forum somewhere):

>white boy guitar rock sucks

white boy guitar rock has been total crap for almost 20 years now. doesn't matter which genre...metal, punk, emo....any of that shit. put any of it on against a great Buddy Holly track (on VINYL) and it's obvious = the thread has been lost. lost forever. obviously, all the best forms of hard rock, early metal, and early punk 1965 - 1982 were great for different reasons (than pre-Beatles rock), BUT the rock and roll that preceded that = was primarily dance music. in a good way. we're talking the entirety of 1955-1963, buckwheat.

the crap that has posed/passed as guitar rock (all genres) for almost two decades is not. the beats suck. and i say this as someone who was heavy metal's target audience in 1971 = alienated pissed off white boy who thought black sabbath was the greatest shit i'd ever heard in my life (still do).

pop music has been dominant for almost a decade now because of just those reasons. great songs, good beats, etc... hip hop took over cause the beats are good, likewise.

don't even get me going on "indie rock" (the college rock that crawled out of Satan's butt around 1983 on out). REM, husker du, and five million after them....i hated them all.

let me repeat = DANCE MUSIC (any type of music with good beats) kicks ass on the stuff that isn't. always has, always will. why the fuck do you think rock and roll took over in 1955? duh! Little Richard swung/rocked harder than Mitch Miller, do you think? as in made your feet move?

i swear i'm going to kill the next white boy w/guitar i see making bad noises.<

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

We should Warrant to Iraq. Our troubles there would be over very swiftly if we did.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Only Jani Lane can save us after the great Chalabi disaster.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

pop music has been dominant for almost a decade now because of just those reasons. great songs, good beats, etc...

I admit I'm always a bit baffled by claims like this for 'pop' because surely it's true that pop is never NOT dominant.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Jani isn't IN Warrant anymore!!!!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Can we stop talking about this fucking awful band and go back to praising Def Leppard now?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, I see what Mike says in his chronology but in some respects while it's spot on -- popular music that captures people's ears works and therefore can't be denied -- it excludes at the same time, by presuming that people can't/shouldn't still enjoy forms that are 'outmoded' -- quotes mine, but that seems to be the core of it from what he says. Raging against people who not only still liked Husker Du (or whoever) but apparently liked in the first place boils down to a sneer of "Well, *I* moved on, what's your problem?" Which strikes me more as his problem.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

40) The fonts on the cover

sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Can we stop talking about this fucking awful band and go back to praising Def Leppard now?

Well, I'm all for that! But to tie in with the Iraq theme:

41) Slightly repeating a previous point about the Reagan samples on "Gods of War," but a new example -- hearing this last night actually freaked the hell out of me:

"WE WILL NOT CAVE IN." *rocket launch*

There's yer America May 2004 attitude right there.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

despite my Angry Samoans love i'll be damned if anyone's gonna tell me that Husker Du blows whilst Warrant is the epitome of late '80s rock!

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Personally I like Husker Du and Warrant almost equally.

42) The likelihood their decision to dress down was based on the fear that people would assume they'd been replaced by cyborgs.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

despite my Angry Samoans love i'll be damned if anyone's gonna tell me that Husker Du blows whilst Warrant is the epitome of late '80s rock!

Gear OTM!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

43) to date I've worn out two cds, two LPs, and two cassettes of this album!

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

44)My two least favorite songs on the album (the first and last) can easily be skipped by simply flipping the tape over right after "Excitable." It basically gets you right to the beginning of "Rocket"!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

so true!

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Husker Du was overrated as an album band, but, you know, they were OK. "Makes No Sense at All" is actually a really great song.

And early R.E.M. WERE danceable in the same way that a lot of new wave was danceable.

Tim Ellison, Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Chronic Town is certainly danceable. i mean, it ain't Danny Terrio "dance fever" danceable, but you could still certainly dance to it.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

"Radio Free Europe" was a BIG hit on American Bandstand.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

and I've seen footage of REM playing "Carnival Of Sorts" to a bunch of bopping teens on a kid show.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I dunno. REM came out of the Athens indie post-punk scene, where danceability (= B-52, Pylon, Love Tractor, Method Actors) was considered important. But they were *easily* the least danceable of those bands. And they were way less danceable (not to mention way less weird, and way less beautiful) than the Byrds, too. They really seem to me the beginning of where indie rock rhythm sections and singers thought being energetic was a *bad* thing. But yeah, only the *beginning* of it. Compared to a lot of indie rock that came in their wake, they maybe *were* kinda danceable and energetic, I guess.

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

But they were *easily* the least danceable of those bands

true.

And they were way less danceable (not to mention way less weird, and way less beautiful) than the Byrds, too.

Hmmm...I think "Stumble" is a bit more danceable than "Eight Miles High," unless you're simply doing a wavey arm dance.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

And though I like the song where REM quote David Essex's "Rock On" ("Drive"), I like the song where Def Leppard quote it ("Rock of Ages") a lot more.

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

easily my ass! I have a much easier time dancing to Chronic Town than Pylon!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean Fables on is a different story, but the early stuff is psychedelic folk-disco!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

a google search turned up two hits on "psychedelic fok disco" both from this man above me. the question of heavy metal is unsolved, but this genre starts here!!

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

that would be 'folk' disco of course

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

psychedelic folk disco = Will To Power, if you ask me.

Or maybe Jefferson Airplane.

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

psychedelic folk-disco!

This is brilliant

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

well REM was doing it before Will To Power for sure. And did Airplane ever have dance beats? Cuz Bill Berry was all 'bout it back in the day.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

and I know you haven't listened to Chronic Town in a million years if ever, Chuck. Otherwise YOU'D be the one telling everybody under the sun that "Yeah Yeah Yeah" by Kix starts off with the same exact sound A YEAR BEFORE the EP, only to add tons of other stuff.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to point out that `twas ANTHONY that cited Kix first, not me.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I actually liked REM's first couple records OK (esp the EP, and the one with "Don't Go Back to Rockville"), but yeah, it's been a while; I admit it. I have a greatest hits CD at home, I think. Anyway, Jefferson Airplane took a lot from soul music, just like Big Brother and the Holding Company did. So yeah, way more dance beats than REM (who took about as little from r&b as, I dunno, Neil Young I suppose).

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

which Jefferson Airplane album would you recommend for maximum dancefloor action? I'm afraid I only know the two big Slick hits.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

and Alex, my post was complimentary of Kix. I love throwing on "Yeah Yeah Yeah" and watching people say "hey, REM!" before the power chords come crashing in! It totally sounds like Peter Buck gettin' all arpeggio on it.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I don't know about this, Chuck. Are you talking just specifically about Jack Cassidy's bass playing? Chronic Town seems way more danceable to me than Jefferson Airplane Takes Off or Surrealistic Pillow. (Did they get more funky on the later records?)

Tim Ellison, Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

and Alex, my post was complimentary of Kix

I didn't suggest that it wasn't. It's just that I usually bring up Kix whenever discussing pretty much anything with Chuck to the point that it was becoming a bit cliched (sort've like taking a potshot at Killing Joke if you were trying to piss me off, etc.)

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I GUESS it's mostly in the bass playing (I'd have to go back and listen to them under a microscope to make sure, though), and honestly, since I mostly listen to them on a couple different best-of albums (or Great Society records, which remind me of the Yardbirds a lot), I forget which songs are actually on which albums. But "Crown of Creation" has the same rhythm as "Children of Grave" by Black Sabbath, which is the same rhythm as "Call Me" by Blondie (which = disco!). And other songs are danceable in a garage rock way, which means danceable in a '60s soul way. (Like Black Sabbath, they should have done more FAST songs, but what the hell. Actually, though, I'd guess the reason me and Metal Mike find a lot of '80s stuff like REM undanceable is that we dance too *fast* for it. I know I do. But we've had this what makes one person dance isn't necessarily the same thing that makes somebody else dance discussion before, and it can get pretty pointless. R.E.M. have never seemed danceable to me AT ALL. But I'm not claiming that my feet are the same as your feet.)

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Oddly, I have played Killing Joke's "Change" during DJ sets, however!

chuck, Thursday, 20 May 2004 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Indeed. Killing Joke -- love'em or hate'em -- are capable of being completely danceable much of the time.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I just ask because I think it says in Ralph Gleason's liner notes to Jefferson Airplane Takes Off that Cassidy had played with James Brown (?). And once when I played one of their records I listened to his bass playing to see if it was funky.

Tim Ellison, Thursday, 20 May 2004 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

(45) I could just go ahead and say "Hysteria" the song, flat-out -- the most utterly perfect power ballad ever? I *love* these things about it, though: the palm-muting during the chorus; the added "Believe in meeee" just before the second-to-last chorus; the layers and layers of guitars in the outro (that always got/gets cut off on the radio). Plenty more, too, but phew.

Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Thursday, 20 May 2004 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Hysteria is the best song on the album. That's not the same as the best track, necessarily.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

actually, Armaggeddon It might be a contender, splitting the difference between Hysteria's writing and PSSOM's production

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Arm-aggeddon It

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Agreed, the "C'monnn Steve!" in "Armageddon It" is completely badical.

Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

3336: because def leppard think that hair plus eyes plus skin on skin plus legs plus thighs spells women.

3337: because steve clark and phil collen have the best dual guitar action ever. yes, better than carrie/corin AND tom verlain/richard lloyd and ANYONE ELSE YOU CARE TO NAME.

3338: they're better than reading long boring music criticism right in the middle of this thread. i mean no offense, my attention span is pathetic right now, whooooaaaa def leppard are so great. CUSPIDORIAN TO THREAD!

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

carrie/corin and hell/verlaine make good records, though

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

thats what i'm saying, it takes a lot to be better than them.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:17 (nineteen years ago) link

so you don't like hysteria as an album. well thats your funeral mate.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:18 (nineteen years ago) link

amen

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe that's another thing standing in my way of liking Hysteria - it has some of that nationless (Australian? Canadian?) global pop Celine Dion sound (along with the standard easy-translate lyrics, though I admit to T. Rex ignorance). I'm no NWOBHM fan, but Alex in NYC suggests a point - on Pyromania, at least they're from somewhere.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Personally I like it when people get over D&D bullshit.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:40 (nineteen years ago) link

that's an interesting angle, ok

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link

No it's not. It's a stupid generalization.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, you'd had to have cared in the first place. I guess my point re the production is yes it has that huge candy-coated drum sound, but it's filtered through the same place "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" came from.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

so is Back In Black!

And I was making joke there, re: D&D. Somewhat.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Personally the Def boys looked a lot more cute in the "live performance" scenes in those Pyromania videos than in the Hysteria era ones (where they dressed down so people wouldn't think Mutt had replaced them with cyborgs). Though the sword stuff in those old videos was pretty silly. Their best video, which I saw once but SADLY didn't get to tape was for "Me & My Wine."

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 21 May 2004 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Back In Black sucks too (though it's a better album than Hysteria)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

well at least you're being consistent.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Though the sword stuff in those old videos was pretty silly.

You mean in "Rock of Ages"? I think it was meant to be silly.

But Def Leppard were never "D&D Bullshit" in a lyrical context.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

"Me & My Wine" is just them playing in a house, drinking a lot, if I remember correctly.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

That's true, re: lyrics. Though I'm not sure what "Die Hard The Hunter" was about.

There's a lot of great visual humor in "Me & My Wine."

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:02 (nineteen years ago) link

but it's filtered through the same place "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" came from.

DON'T BE HASSLING BRYAN ADAMS!!!!

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

and I don't necessarily hear the same thing on the 7-years-earlier Back In Black - I mean Mutt Lange produced Pyromania and High 'N Dry too.

Personally I like it when people get over D&D bullshit.

there's definitely something to this - the ease of "Hysteria," the we-don't-give-a-shit of the "Animal" video, calling a song "Pour Some Sugar On Me." they came out of the pop closet.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I will admit that without Lange's guiding hand they haven't known what to do with themselves since.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I take "D&D Bullshit" to mean the sort of lyrical/visual aesthetic as preferred by Iron Maiden and Dio. For the most part, Def Leppard never really embaraced they mythological medieval dragonslaying occult vibe.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay! I knew Lady Ms. Lurex would be here, and her reasons are the best of all!

One thing that struck me about "Gods of War" is how it's like the weird mirror image of every Iron Maiden song about something newsworthy/relevant -- their own "Two Minutes to Midnight," say -- but in its own world. (Is this reason 32431534?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

3340: i think the chorus of armageddon is an explosion of rainbows and stars and all things lurex.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, it's a viscous mushroom-cloud of needlessly syruppy glop that could send a diabetic into a sugar coma.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

YAY!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

(I mean, there really is nothing at all wrong with that description, aside from 'needlessly' and 'glop.')

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Mutt Lange, yesterday:

http://www.genewilder.org/photos/ww/ww_wouldulike2c.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

BEST COMPLIMENT EVER!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 01:49 (nineteen years ago) link

46) The layers of guitars at work in the chorus of "Animal," specifically how after each gang-shout part of the chorus there's this subtle but essential little extra chime.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE OMGWTF!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Gotcha.

HYSTERIA SUCKS A BIG BAG OF GREASY DICKS!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 23 May 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Then add more reasons to love, Eisbar ya punk.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 May 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

i can't believe when forced to choose between this and grunge, "we" chose grunge.

i weep for my generation.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Another reason why Iron Maiden are incalculably cooler than Def Lepard.....

COFFEE MUGS!

http://www.eddiesmegastore.com/images/stock/killersmug_large.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Hysteria and Nevermind were four years apart, that's enough time for a generation or two. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

yer like 10 years younger than gen-x, strongo? what you mean "we"?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

besides, the world's big enough for both hysteria and nevermind. i didn't melt down the former immediately after being the latter, you know.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Being vs buying.

"I AM Nirvana, man!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

haha nevermind != grunge

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

unless you care to make a case for candlebox

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

considering my undergrad antics, that slip was a little more freudian than i would've liked.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

besides, i think that stone temple pilots = the def leppard of the nineties.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

haha nevermind != grunge

Well, supposedly it getting to number one meant more than Adrenalize debuting there. (Number two that week -- Wish by the Cure!)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

1990/1991 were weird years.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

strongo = closet NELSON fan?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck winger ... i was happier that nirvana et. al. got rid of NELSON.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, strongo, by '91, I think it was more of a choice between "Let's Get Rocked"/"Make Love Like a Man" and grunge.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

90/91 was also the heyday of ice cube/public enemy/jungle brothers/geto boys/de la soul/tribe called quest.

i was almost trife-an those days.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm actually getting a little tired of hating on the whole '90s rock gestalt. Most of the hair-farmers were already turning into wanna-be cowboys (their audience REALLY turned into cowboys thanks to Garth Brooks), REM's Out Of Time was the first rock album to hit number one in over a year when it did and Candlebox would have been just as big in 88 as 92 (it's called a power ballad, it was nothing new). It kind of fits with the induction of Clinton and PC that we would have a new series of less gleefully sexual (ok THAT element is kind of ironic in hindsight re: Monicagate), less crass, more "socially conscious" superstars. Billy Corgan, Eddie Vedder, Kurt Cobain, Trent Reznor, etc. fit the times pretty well. It's important to remember that the good-times patrol were REALLY not putting up a fight at the time, releasing nothing but ballads and lukewarm shit like Adrenalize. It's definitely annoying that the liberal, "considerate" bands couldn't work up the infectious enthusiasm of '80s groups (Beasties being an arguable exception), this shouldn't be surprising. Look at liberal candidates vs. conservative ones. Considering all the elements vs. going with what comes naturally. Grime vs. crunk!

Besides Meat Loaf was huge 1993.


Ok, that was all over the place.

47) The swooping sounds right before the guitar solo on "Hysteria."

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

But overtly liberal socially conscious messages in rock were surely more 80s than 90s? Even Ozzy Osbourne, Queensryche, Iron Maiden, and White Lion were writing overtly political 'protest' songs, to say nothing of Bono/Sting/Springsteen/Morrissey/Gabriel/Geddy/Garrett. All the 90s stars you mention, except maybe Vedder, were way more solipstic and amoral. If anything, they probably led to U2 and REM becoming less political.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

In the '90s the paradox was groups whose liberal nature was assumed found themselves shoved in the limelight (again, in part because the hair-farmers weren't earning the attention anymore - plus the Nirvana bandwagon effect), and most responded with the ironic amorality you're talking about. These groups were still SEEN as liberal though.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Plus a lot of the stars you're talking (Sting/Gabriel/Geddy) were targeted for older audiences.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

And Morrissey's biggest US hits were in '92 (Your Arsenal being his album chart peak) and '94 ("The More You Ignore Me" his biggest pop single).

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was thinking of Morrissey as frontman for the Smiths, not of his solo career at all. (Dunno his solo career too well but his politics did seem to get a bit more ambiguous then, didn't they?)

Don't you think there might have been something problematic about the 'gleefully sexual' nature of a lot of hair metal though? Maybe you do and are being ironic.

I'm not 100% sure that all that nihilistic 90s stuff was necessarily seen as liberal per se. In one way, it could be read as a liberal dissatisfaction with the order of things. But that kind of cynicism could also be read as having a sense of the futility of trying to change. Misanthropy, which was a major theme, seems to be ultimately anti-liberal.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

and sadly, misanthropy is the one element that survived when grunge transformed into nu-metal (which Chuck Klosterman accurately described as being the worst of both worlds in Fargo Rock City). I definitely think the rock of the early '90s had its social foundations in the Clintonian spirit (this increasing ambiguity fits with that too. These bands all became moderates once they got into office - or arguably always were moderates!), which is why I'm kind of tired of hating on it. It's not like we had all this great '80s rock and decided it sucked and ran off and bought Ten.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

and I definitely think there was a problem with the "gleeful sexual" element. I just don't think asexual discomfort was the answer in hindsight (though I thought it worked fine in middle school!).

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I remember talking about the success of Cracker with an ex-girlfriend and she noted that in 1992 there weren't a lot of songs with sexual energy on rock radio. That's right, DAVID LOWERY was the sex god of 1992.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

oh wait. "Low" was in 1993, I think.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

... It kind of fits with the induction of Clinton and PC that we would have a new series of less gleefully sexual (ok THAT element is kind of ironic in hindsight re: Monicagate), less crass, more "socially conscious" superstars. .... Grime vs. crunk!

...and none of this had anything to do with the economy

is Strongo really Gen-Y (which begins ~78)? If so, I think we can grandfather (haha) him in.

oh, and Nelson fucking rock. ok, they don't rock. but you know what I mean.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 24 May 2004 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

five months pass...
When you read over this thread in full, it actually was easily one of the best threads on here this year.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

there was some comment about def leppard making music about making music ("rocking") on some other thread--where was that? it was more insightful than my precis would suggest.

also isn't chuck's preference for DL over REM kind of ideologically overdetermined? i'm still waiting for chuck to surprise me...

amateur!!st, Friday, 29 October 2004 04:05 (nineteen years ago) link

also yeah this record rules

amateur!!st, Friday, 29 October 2004 04:05 (nineteen years ago) link

1 Nena & Kim Wilde Anyplace Anywhere Anytime Warner Bros. import
2 A*Teens A Perfect Match Universal
3 Lindsay Lohan Ultimate Hollywood
4 Skye Sweetnam Billy S Capitol
5 Triple Image Turn It Up (japanese import) Wire
6 Hilary Duff Why Not Hollywood
7 Nikki Cleary Summertime Guys Jive
8 Hilary Duff What Dreams Are Made Of Disney
9 Lillix What I Like About You Hollywood
10 Hilary Duff So Yesterday Buena Vista/Hollywood


haha *barf*

amateur!!st, Friday, 29 October 2004 04:11 (nineteen years ago) link

In approximate order:

1. Cinderella, Long Cold Winter
2. Faster Pussycat, Where There's a Whip There's a Way
2. Warrant, Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich
3. Warrant, Cherry Pie
4. first Faster Pussycat album
5. Pyromania
6. Cinderella, Still Climbing
7. first Skid Row
8. Hysteria
9. Warrant, Dog Eat Dog
10. first Def Leppard
11. Warrant, Ultraphobic
12. second Def Leppard
13. Cinderella, Heartbreak Station
14. first Cinderella album
15. Slave to the Grind

(and that leaves out Bang Tango, Kix, etc, etc...)

Wait, was Chuck saying those seven albums (incl 2 Warrant albums, a latter-day Cinderella record, and Skid Row) are all better than Hysteria?

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 29 October 2004 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link

omg it's an iconoclorgasm!

amateur!!st, Friday, 29 October 2004 04:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh no it doesn't, goddammit. It's a sickly travesty. A syrup-smeared mockery of rock. An anorexic sheep in wolf's clothing.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 29 October 2004 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

if the devil ever needed a publicist

amateur!!st, Friday, 29 October 2004 04:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Ann Coulter needs a publicist?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 October 2004 05:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Goddammit, I have to buy "Hysteria" now.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 29 October 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

As well you should.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 October 2004 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, it just occured to me (as I read this thread) that I had most of the singles on 7-inch vinyl (weren't half the bloody tracks on this record released as singles?) as a wee'un, but have never owned the full album. Time to pony up some dough. I mean, it's still in print, yes?

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 29 October 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Goddammit, I have to buy "Hysteria" now.

Why not buy yourself a candy-coloured, frilly blouse instead? They're kinda the same thing anyway.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 29 October 2004 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Why not buy yourself a candy-coloured, frilly blouse instead? They're kinda the same thing anyway.

I'm more of a peasant-dress kinda gal. Y'know, earthier colors, nothing too loud.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 29 October 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
Are we at 48 or something now? I realize we're well over the limit but to heck with it.

48) The little sad sweet chime that ends "Women" after a final last bit of megabombast.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 February 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago) link

49) So, after all of nu-metal and all that, how come nobody did the rap-metal thing as perfectly as was done with "Pour Some Sugar on Me" a decade beforehand anyway?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 February 2005 06:55 (nineteen years ago) link

six months pass...
hysteria is the great album in the 80

I remember be very happy When Iwas in the concert.

My Like for the rock is Hysteria.

joe velazquez, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

besides, i think that stone temple pilots = the def leppard of the nineties.

Both bands are outstanding.

Yeah, strongo, by '91, I think it was more of a choice between "Let's Get Rocked"/"Make Love Like a Man" and grunge.

More like '92, but close enough. Contrary to popular belief, there was very little grunge on MTV and the radio in 1991, beyond "Smells Like Teen Spirit," which didn't even really get played until mid-November.

This thread is strangely both tedious and enjoyable.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Both bands are outstanding.

You're fired.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I have decided that this is the greatest thread ever.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Both bands are outstanding.

Yes, they are outstanding. From within the pantheon of rock greatness, you can look out the window and see Def Leppard and the Stone Temple Eunuchs outstanding on the lawn, peering in.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 15 September 2005 12:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that like hair-farmers outstanding in their field?

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

And Jay-Z didn't really retire - he was misquoted after he said he was having the tires on his car replaced, or one might say "Re-tired."

billstevejim (billstevejim), Friday, 16 September 2005 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
I am so happy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:02 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
From here:

Def Leppard will re-issue their 1987 release 'Hysteria' on October 16th. The re-mastered double disc will include all of the 'Hysteria' b-sides, live b-sides, remixed tracks and exclusive artwork. Track listing is as follows:

'Hysteria' re-mastered:

1. "Women"
2. "Rocket"
3. "Animal"
4. "Love Bites"
5. "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
6. "Armageddon It"
7. "Gods Of War"
8. "Don't Shoot Shotgun"
9. "Run Riot"
10. "Hysteria"
11. "Excitable"
12. "Love And Affection"

'Hysteria' B-Sides:

13. "Tear It Down"
14. "Ride Into The Sun" (1987 Re-Recording)
15. "I Wanna Be Your Hero"
16. "Ring Of Fire"

Disc Two:

'Hysteria' Live B-Sides:

1. "Elected" (Live In Tilburg, Holland)
2. "Love And Affection" (Live In Tilburg, Holland)
3. "Billy's Got A Gun" (Live In Tilburg, Holland)
4. "Rock of Ages" (Live In Tilburg, Holland)
5. "Women" (Live In Denver)

'Hysteria' Remixes:

6. "Animal" (Extended Version)
7. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" (Extended Version)
8. "Armageddon It" (The Nuclear Mix)
9. "Excitable" (Orgasmic Mix)
10. "Rocket" (The Lunar Mix)

'Hysteria' B-Sides Continued:

11. "Release Me" (performed by STUMPUS MAXIMUS & THE GOOD OL' BOYS)

LC (Damian), Friday, 25 August 2006 09:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, I was wondering if they were going to include that last one! Great stuff.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 August 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

quiet now for...

50) "hysteria, when you're near"

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 25 August 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm a gettin it

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 25 August 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

That's kinda unusual, isn't it, a 19th Anniversary special edition? You'd think they'd wait a year for the traditional nice-round-number.

M. Agony Von Bontee (M. Agony Von Bontee), Friday, 25 August 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

As a general rule, the 80s hair metal genre was extremely naff and tasteless.

That being said, there are no rules without exceptions, and in the case of hair metal, Def Leppard were among the most obvious exceptions.

Great songs, great harmonies, great production. "Photograph" was a better single, but I still see "Hysteria" as a better overall album than "Pyromania", and certainly one of the better album of the somewhat dodgy music year that was 1987.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 25 August 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
Can anyone explain why they (or the label) decided to release "Women" as the first single? Especially with an album packing such firepower?
The title track destroys most other power ballads. Was "Women" the most
"Pyromania" type track?

ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe the firepower thing is key - if they didn't hit with the first single, they'd be sure to with the third. Hysteria took about a year or so to actually top the US album charts, I seem to recall.

LC (Damian), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I remember "Women" as the fourth single after "Animal", "Hysteria" and "Armageddon It".

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't remember "Women" as a single at all ... I'm pretty sure "Hysteria" was released first, followed by "Animal", "Pour Some Sugar On Me" (at which point the album broke big", "Armageddon It", and "Love Bites".

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

... and then "Rocket", and wasn't "Hysteria" re-released as a single at some point?

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh god no, "Women" was DEFINITELY the first single. Thing got played to death in the summer of 1987.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"Women" might be my second-favourite song on the album after "Rocket". Great intro and outro.

Sundar (sundar), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

It was "Women", "Animal", "Hysteria" , "Pour Some Sugar On Me", "Love Bites", "Armageddon It", and "Rocket".

LeRooLeRoo (Seb), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

It's remarkable to think that it took a fourth single to make a pop breakthrough.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

You're right, I was way off.

Incidentally, why did they release the singles in that order? It makes sense to release two rockers first and then a power ballad, but why "Hysteria" over (at the time) "Love Bites"? Isn't "Love Bites" *clearly* the better/shmaltzier choice for a band seeking a radio hit? Or is this my hindsight talking?

I was a big fan of the album at the time, but didn't get on board (along with millions of others) until "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and didn't even realize that it was the fourth single until months later. So I don't have any firsthand recollection of how the first three singles were received.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"Animal" is my favorite.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i remember being a little metal dude, i was real excited for def leppard to be back, cuz my cousin's older bro had turned us on to pyromania....i remember seeing "women" debut on headbanger's ball and being all excited. i went out an got it...i was real dissapointed, cuz i thought they had "sold out" or something (not like pyromania was total pop, but i dunno that was my mentality)...anyway, so yeah i bet it was to appease the faithful type thing, it's def. the most old school def lep jam on the record.

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Releasing a ballad as the first single off an album is generally considered a bad move in the biz unless you want to establish yourself as a balladeer. "Love Bites" is obviously a strong song, but Def Leppard were mainly for "rock" audiences, and "Love Bites" might have put way too many of them off the album.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Sure, but there were more memeorable rockers on the lp than "Women."

ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

No, I meant that if the #3 single was going to be a ballad, why release "Hysteria" instead of "Love Bites"?

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Hysteria's the best song on the album, and Love Bites is one of the more grating power ballads ever

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 October 2006 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Today I saw a video for "Pour Some Sugar On Me" that I'd never seen before. The band is playing in what looks like somebody's living room. As they play, a wrecking ball begins destroying the building, and the room starts crumbling around them presumably due to a combination of the demolition crew and the strength of the band's own rocking.

I'd never seen this vid before -- the one that always used to air featured the band playing on a huge concert stage (IIRC, the same one as the video for "Armageddon It"). The "living room" video looks a bit amateurish, so did they simply film a new one once the album went mega?

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Probably. That does sound interesting/weird.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Good ol' Youtube

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"Animal" is my favorite.

Animal>Hysteria>everything else on Hysteria

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dud. dud.

dud. dud. dud.

dud. dud. dud. dud. dud. dud. dud. dud.

god, no. def leppard? you've got to be kidding me...potentially the worst band of all time. and I speak from a position of assumed hometown loyalty.

mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Have I mentioned how great they are recently? Let me say so again.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

mister the guanoman (if that is your real name), you, sir, are bringing on the heartbreak.

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost: sure, if you pay no attention to the words ;-)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

TS: Listening to music for the words vs watching porn for the dialog

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Whenever I listen to "Hysteria" I'm shocked at the sheer drop-off beyond the singles.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

mister the guanoman (if that is your real name), you, sir, are bringing on the heartbreak.

it is my birth name, yes. and although I was brain-baffled by an excess of red wine last night, which led to some overly vicuperative spouting off, I stand by my statement. horrible band. the kenny G of rock.

mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Thursday, 12 October 2006 06:57 (seventeen years ago) link

hysteria is pure ear candy

Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Thursday, 12 October 2006 11:07 (seventeen years ago) link

this was a great thread! cut n pasted emails from the angry samoans!

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 October 2006 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been listening to the title track on repeat for weeks--I can't think of a more perfect song.

ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Thursday, 12 October 2006 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i actually made a little def leppard playlist the other day

1. photograph
2. animal
3. now
4. armageddon it
5. hysteria

all of those songs are catchy, melodic, and even get me nostalgic

Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Thursday, 12 October 2006 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
can't stop listening to deluxe edition.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

How are the extra tracks on it?

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I had never heard any of the b-sides so I'm still getting into them. Of the live tracks, there's a cool Alice Cooper cover and there's a bit on Rock of Ages where Joe starts singing lyrics to all kinds of shit - Not Fade Away, My Generation, Radar Love, Come Together, Whole Lotta Love...
The remixes are weird - mostly dicking around with the vocals - but fun to listen to.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and "Release Me" is completely insane.

Stumpus Maximus is, in fact, the band's tour manager Malvin Mortimer, and "The Good Ol' Boys" are Def Leppard. It's not a regular version of the old Engelbert Humperdinck song. With every verse, Stumpus is singing higher, until the end when he does nothing but screaming. It was meant as a joke, and was released as the B-side of the "Rocket" single and other singles.

Malvin became somewhat of a celebrity in '88 when some DJ's in Greece began playing the b-side instead of the usual A-side.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Beautiful. I need to get this, keep forgetting it's out now! Maybe this weekend...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

funny... i just listened to this the other night (the original not the re-issue).
the only thing I could think of was how much they sounded like New Kids on the Block (esp. the background vox).

tk (tk), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

uh

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
can't stop listening to deluxe edition.

Yes. (Now that I finally have it too.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

And "Gods of War" still remains unnervingly prescient.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 January 2007 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

It's still crap, peoples. LIFT YOUR HEADS OUT OF THE SOMA-TROUGH YOU'VE BEEN CHAINED TO AND SMELL THE BURNING FLESH OF YOUR FORMER OPPRESSORS!! IT'S OKAY NOT TO ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG! HYSTERIA DOES NOT ROCK!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 January 2007 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahahahaah....in my ridiculous rush to reclaim my title as needlessly hostile hyperbole-spewer, I managed to completely fuck that up. It's okay not to admit?

I'm an idiot.

Whatever. Hysteria doesn't hold a candle to Pyromania. That is all.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 January 2007 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I still like High 'N' Dry best, though I would agree with Alex that Pyromania is a better album. There is something about the sound of High 'N' Dry - Mutt Lange hadn't quite nailed the glossy formula for the guitars, and it is much more reminiscent of the Highway To Hell production style than the boomy processing that overwhelms the songs on Hysteria. Plus it sounds like actual drums dammit! The horrible drums on Pyromania and Hysteria still grate on me, twenty years on.

So Hysteria: dud for production, classic for the actual songs, and doesn't vaguely measure up to the preceding two albums.

EZ Snappin (EZSnappin), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Alex in NYC OTM. I have never understood the appeal of this record. I was as much into heavy and lite metal as any teenaged boy in the late 1980's, but I even knew then how soapy Hysteria was. With all respect due to Dan Perry, who knows more about the intricacies of music and voice than I, but when someone says something like "This is one of the few albums from the hair-metal era that I like," that should tell you something about how tepid this rock record is.

And all these weird CoolEdited, Pro-Tooled, compressed rock records from Nickelback and P.O.D. that get released these days can all trace their family tree back to this record. God bless Rick Allen for having heart in the face of adversity, but a one-armed man does not belong on the drummer's stool for a rock record. I've got factory preset drumtracks on my cheap four-track at home that have more soul than Rick Allen's drumming.

And keep in mind that I LIKE Def Leppard.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 15 January 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

EMBRACE THE CYBORG.

The fact that, as is noted above, the design theme of the album appears to have been Tron just makes it all the cooler.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 January 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Shoulda been called Hysterical.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 15 January 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Whatever. Hysteria doesn't hold a candle to Pyromania. That is all.

alex totes OTM....pyromania is a better pop record AND a better hard rock record than hysteria. better singles, mo' rockin' jointz.

high n' dry is hella underrated too.

i've never heard on thru the night, but i'm afraid it can't live up to that huge guitar haulin' big rig cover.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 15 January 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Matt, PP, Alex OTM.

Pyromania is the only good reason to love Def Leppard. Maybe High 'n' Dry. I can see the kitsch/horror appeal of Hysteria (and the appeal is VAST, don't get me wrong), but I'm perfectly happy to let other people enjoy those terrible laffs.

Plus the associations are bad. When people who annoy me sober get drunk, they seem to LOVE THE SHIT out of Hysteria. Bro slapping, titty-shaking purgatory. Makes it hard to join the hug circle.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

You people.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

you not?

mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Me cyborg, as noted.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not saying hysteria is bad, but to me pyromania is the bomp.

rock of ages, photograph, foolin', too late for love, etc etc

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

haha the BOMB, but maybe "the bomp" is better actually.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

it's kinda too bad they didn't save bringing on the heartache for pyromania though, that was the amazing powerballad that one was missing.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I maintain that (for me) the main prob with Hysteria is the utter lack of any actual honest-to-Angus Young RIFFS. If it indeed was, as rumoured, created entirely in the studio by samplers etc., I'd appreciate it more - "in theory" anyways, as an interesting experiment. (I've honestly never devoted any thought to how much different it would've sounded if Rick Allen had still had all his limbs. That's probably worth pondering.)

M. Agony Von Bontee (M. Agony Von Bontee), Monday, 15 January 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

If it indeed was, as rumoured, created entirely in the studio by samplers etc., I'd appreciate it more - "in theory" anyways, as an interesting experiment.

Specifically addressing that, David Fricke's liner notes for the reissue indicate that nearly all the songs were not only written well in advance of the final recording but had been gone through live in studio at least a few times. (I have to say I actually think he did a great job on these liner notes in particular -- it's the best accounting of the album I've read yet.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 January 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

GOT THE REISSUE HOLY SHIT

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 1 February 2008 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Considering that myself. But the original sounded pretty good (was a digital recording after all) and they should have reissued "Pyromania" at first.

Geir Hongro, Friday, 1 February 2008 08:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I heard...or, rather, saw the video, for "Animal" recently, and it completely cemented my argument. Hysteria is poop (and no amount of re-mastering/re-tweaking will save it).

Alex in NYC, Friday, 1 February 2008 13:22 (sixteen years ago) link

"Animal" is nowhere near the best song on Hysteria, you madman.

HI DERE, Friday, 1 February 2008 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

It's my favorite, but "Gods of War" (which, holy christ, after the remix sounds like Front 242) and "Rocket" nip at its heels.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 1 February 2008 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link

"Animal" is nowhere near the best song on Hysteria, you madman.

That's akin to saying that it's not the stinkiest turd in the septic tank. POOP IS POOP.

Alex in NYC, Friday, 1 February 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

No it isn't!

HI DERE, Friday, 1 February 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes it is!

Alex in NYC, Friday, 1 February 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

REVIVE:

Vindifuckincation: In John Sellers' new memoir, Perfect From Now On: How Indie Rock Saved My Life, the scribe says....

I'd deemed Hysteria the most disappointing album of all time, and it still might be: next to Pyromania it is an overproduced, castrated, one-armed bore.

Fuckin' AMEN!

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 22 March 2008 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link

The songs are strong, but it's all too glossy and sterile-sounding. It's too bad, because Def Leppard had a really good sense of melody among the hair-metal bands.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 22 March 2008 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

"C'mon, Steve!"

Terrible Cold, Saturday, 22 March 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

martin popoff famously rated this 0 out of 10 in his much esteemed guide to heavy metal!!!

Charlie Howard, Monday, 24 March 2008 07:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Who the fuck is John Sellers?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link

four years pass...

I watched the Hysteria episode of Classic Albums last night and I've got even more respect for it now. The detail with which this thing was crafted is mindboggling. I never knew the cut up backwards vocal bits in "Rocket" were actually the choruses of "Gods of War" and "Love Bites".

Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 May 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I need to watch that -- only just learned the whole series was on Netflix Instant, friend Stripey said it was a stellar episode.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 May 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

There's a bit where Phil is talking about how Mutt brought the song "Love Bites" to the band as a country ballad he'd written, and proceeds to demonstrate the opening verse in that style. IT ALL CLICKS NOW. It really is a country song run through the Def Leppard machine.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 May 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I really love that Classic Albums ep. the Love Bits cutups were a nice surprise.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

BITES ragh

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Happy 25th birthday! Released August 3, 1987.

Adrien wrote a great piece about it today:

http://social.entertainment.msn.com/music/blogs/headbang-blogpost.aspx?post=b9f0d5a5-25ec-4d1f-b9bc-c6e30e0ed424

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Though it's not my favorite Def Leppard album, goddamn it's a a beauty.

There's not a bad song on it! Well, I mean 'Don't shoot shotgun' is kinda *shrug* but it's not horrible and all things considered it doesn't interrrupt the flow of the album at all. You can listen to this whole thing and rock out the whole time.

bless their poppy little hearts

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 August 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

I loved it at the time, but now I have to mentally separate it from what came before in order to appreciate it. I love, love, love High 'N' Dry (the best 80s AC/DC album they never made), and this has nothing from that band - even the singer has lost some power in the intervening years. As its own thing, however, it's a monumental beast.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

Eh, even as a kid this one disappointed me. It's not all band, but it's SUCH a letdown after what came before.

"Pour Some Sugar On Me" has a great chorus. That's about all I can really say for it. They only got wimpier and more out of touch from here.

Nate Carson, Friday, 3 August 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

I read that the clean chords in "Hysteria" were recorded one note at a time, just layered brick by brick. What insane attention to detail on this album.

A. Begrand, Friday, 3 August 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

Probably mentioned already on this thread but well worth the viewing:

http://www.amazon.com/Classic-Albums-Def-Leppard-Hysteria/dp/B0000649L7

Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 August 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ still my favorite episode

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 August 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

EZ otm - High N Dry is badass, Pyromania is killer too...Hysteria's nothing really close to those, but yeah, as its own album it's pretty great.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 August 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

It's funny - I"m listening to "Don't Shoot Shotgun" at the moment and there are enough different sections, hooks and sounds to build a competent pop/rock album from it's disparate parts. And that's one of the songs most people consider filler! Truly is a crazy amount of work and detail in every song.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

I lack the imagination to imagine a world without "Animal" in it.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 August 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

That Classic Albums documentary of Hysteria might just be my favourite Classic Albums documentary of them all; the amount of effort put into the making of that album was beyond incredible, not to mention they come across as incredibly down-to-earth during the interviews.

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

i don't get the complaints about 'hysteria', it's a masterpiece. it made everything after look worse than it already was. though i mean adrenalize looked bad in any context i guess.

omar little, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

Oh god, Adrenalize is a terrible album. In my humble opinion, anyway!

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

adrenalize was probably the most disappointing album of my youth, it's like the ghostbusters 2 of pop metal.

omar little, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

adrenalize is worse than terrible. AWFUL

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

adrenalize was probably the most disappointing album of my youth, it's like the ghostbusters 2 of pop metal.
--omar little

booming post

MUBU gai pan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

adrenalize was probably the most disappointing album of my youth

appreciate this but wd remind the jury this is a board where people rep for the Smiths

Shrimpface Killah (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link

There are some songs I like on Adrenalize, but I'm willing to admit they sound like Hysteria rejects.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

MOW THE LAWN!
WALK THE DOG!
TAKE OUT THE TRASH!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

Not that one! That song is criminally bad. (And its video is even worse.)

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

It strikes me as weird that this multi-platinum album that was almost inescapable in pop culture for over a calendar year now has sort of a cult following.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

MOW THE LAWN!
WALK THE DOG!
TAKE OUT THE TRASH!

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, August 4, 2012 4:30 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LET'S GET THE ROCK OUTTA HERE!!!

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:36 (eleven years ago) link

...I suppose a rock's outta the question?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 August 2012 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

Please, no more ipecacs.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 4 August 2012 05:38 (eleven years ago) link

My brothers and I sang "Let's Get Rocked" as "Lesbian Rock" (including the obligatory "lesbo all the way"), so I don't think I ever paid much attention to whether the original song was as awesome as our version.

One of my brothers also thought "Pour Some Sugar On Me" was called "Awesome Shoot Hombre".

Old Lunch, Saturday, 4 August 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

"Awesome shoot, hombre, in the name of love."

Hmm...could work.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 4 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

there was that dumb commercial where the guy sings 'Pour Some Shook Up Ramen"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 August 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Okay this was fun to write:

http://thequietus.com/articles/09833-def-leppard-hysteria

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 September 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

:D

Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 September 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

Love the idea of this album, but the non-single tracks are almost all dogs, which was a drag when I had it on cassette. Perfect disc for the MP3 era, however, when I can cull it down to its hits, which are so monolithically hit-like they totally make up for the dross.

Huge as this album was, lotta people forget that "Pyromania" was the second highest selling album of 1983 after "Thriller."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

but the non-single tracks are almost all dogs

I'm willing to meet you half way on this, but then there's the fact that "Gods of War" might be the best track on the whole album and it wasn't a single.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

More than the other also-rans, at least I can hum that one, but I guess the lyrics sink it for me.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

Marvelous fun, Ned. Unfortunately we still get comments like this:

This was rock/metal for people who didn’t like the aforementioned. Massively over-produced, polished, and made for FM radio mass appeal. Perhaps the nadir of stadium poodle-permed rock. However, the reaction against this record was seismic – the Seattle bands, Faith No More, Jane’s Addiction, Pixies… Hysteria should be celebrated as the catalyst for bringing about something far more interesting that was about to happen in rock music…

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 September 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

My second to last paragraph in particular was JUST for them. As well as the earlier one about the continued complaining of 'true metal' types.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

Nice read! ANd if your second to last paragraph was aimed at them, you and Def Leppard both have a slightly warmer place in my heart now.

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Monday, 3 September 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

:-)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

After reading your piece, I think maybe Def Leppard is about two degrees away from something I would totally dig – not metal but more something like two degrees away from The Buggles? All the glam influence/expensive production/cyberpunk underpinnings, looks like something I would dig! IDK maybe I should listen to it again. I just hate Pour Some Sugar On Me so much.

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Monday, 3 September 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

I don't totally hate it for how it SOUNDS, well I do, but it's also anti-nostalgia of having to hear it every night when I worked graveyard shift making donuts with a bunch of gnarly bros.

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Monday, 3 September 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

Eurgh. Yeah I wouldn't blame you for that. Try maybe a one/two of the songs "Hysteria" and "Love and Affection" when it's late afternoon/early evening, you're feeling relaxed and the sun's hitting magic hour glow.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

"Hysteria" is a wonderful, wonderful song

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 3 September 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

It takes genius to mix a song so that it sparkles as brightly as "Hysteria."

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 September 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

Is that the track where they recorded each string individually to make chords?

Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks Ned, that was great!

Mr Veg & I listened to Hysteria on a recent car trip too, and we were both grinning & singing the whole way. There's a heck of a lot of fun at the heart of that album, for sure.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 September 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

Hysteria's the best. Def my favorite track.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 September 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

"Hysteria," the song, is I think the one that cribs from "Every Breath You Take."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

There's a great bit in the Classic Albums documentary where Phil Collen talked how he, Steve Clark and Lange worked on breaking down all the guitar parts so it was much more textured than simply a straightforward riff ever would be, and I think "Hysteria" was the song used as an example. Certainly would make sense!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

I need to do "Animal" at karaoke soon. Thanks for the reminder.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 September 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

xxpost -- "Message in a Bottle," actually! Collen specifically mentions that in the documentary as well!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, now's a great time to point out that, if you're in any way partial to this record, you should watch the Classic Albums episode. It's fascinating.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

Hell, watch it even if you hate this record.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I will say that "Hysteria" is the rare example of overproduction working in the album's favor.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

is the classic albums special on youtube

billstevejim, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

Naturally. Here's the first part:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAWm4Ihp43Q

There's also the bonus footage too.

You can stream the whole episode on Netflix as well.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

The "over" in overproduction indicates that the process reached a point where no more production was necessary, but the band/producer carried on anyway. I disagree with this whole premise re: Hysteria. It's the most perfectly produced album ever made. Never under, never over. It's just right.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 September 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

I suppose it's a bit of a paradox, isn't it? If excess is the aesthetic goal than you really can't go over the top.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

The dogs on this are "Excitable" and "Dont Shoot Shotgun". The rest is gold.

Master of Treacle, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder how they would be viewed now if they had split when SC died.

Master of Treacle, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

That's a good question. However, the thought of 5 or 6 Joe Elliott solo albums is scary.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

the part in the documentary where Phil Collen is showing their dueling guitar riffs, it's amazing how mathy it seems when taken apart.

Poliopolice, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

I take guitar lessons, and my teacher is always impressed when I bring him something he considers through-composed, whether it's Def Leppard or Bedhead or Television, where the guitarists have put a lot of thought into how their parts fit together.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

also, it's funny when they're talking about the making of "Rocket" and all the lyrical references they were making to the early 70s glam stuff ("Satellite of Love", "Jean Genie", "Killer Queen, etc)... These were references to things just 12-13 years earlier. If I were writing "Rocket" right now in 2012, and wanted to reference 20 things from 1999 or 2000, what would I mention?

Poliopolice, Monday, 3 September 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

N'Sync, Condi Rice, you know.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

Y2K

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

Hell, watch it even if you hate this record.

This would be me - been reading about the making of it in Greg Milner's Perfecting Sound Forever and am kind of intrigued. Actually that's not true, I've never heard the album in full, I just really dislike Def Leppard in general (though I'll grudgingly admit that 'Animal' is quite good apart from the chorus).

Gavin, Leeds, Monday, 3 September 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

the chorus is the ideal release for the pent-up energy!

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

the chorus is the ideal release for the pent-up energy!

It's that one-note gang-shout bit, it just doesn't work for me at all in this context. I did actually watch the Classic Albums last night though and very much enjoyed it. Phil Collen demonstrating all the separate guitar parts was particularly interesting and they all seemed like genuinely nice, down-to-earth guys. Wished there was more soundboard stuff but I think that about every one of those documentaries. I still can't get behind the actual songs I'm afraid - I realised this is mainly down to Joe Elliot's voice, I just don't like his strained way of singing higher notes (and having it tracked a thousand times doesn't exactly help).

Gavin, Leeds, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

Got real Prince of Darkness "This is not a dream..." speech vibes off this pic of Ann Romney, in relationship to the Hysteria album cover.

http://cdn04.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/06/Ann-Romney-Mitt-Romney-beach-walk-400x470.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yCcLNwU9ps4/T3-oxPk5QTI/AAAAAAAAENc/Q70lyPibd5o/s320/Def+Leppard+Hysteria.jpg

how's life, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:34 (eleven years ago) link

You are receiving this album in order to alter the events you are seeing.

how's life, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:36 (eleven years ago) link

what's with that horrible cover, anyway? imagine what it could have sold if the cover wasn't so atrocious!

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

GASP

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

in 1988, my older brother's best friend had three favorite bands: Def Leppard, the Replacements, and U2.

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

I was into all those bands in 1988. Doesn't seem weird imo.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

I was going to say, that seems pitchpoint perfect.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that seems pretty otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

it's the replacements that confuse me.

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

Doesn't confuse me at all, they were getting greater attention then anyway.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

Then Play Long says if it takes four years, hell, it's worth it: http://nobilliards.blogspot.co.uk/2014/10/def-leppard-hysteria.html

agincourtgirl, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 10:51 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

I don't think there'll ever be a day when I'm not bowled over by how intricate the fucking production on this album is.

My fave recent thing about this - Elliott's high pitched backing vocals complimenting the main last chorus of "Gods Of War"

Master of Treacle, Monday, 20 July 2015 00:12 (eight years ago) link

The outro of 'Gods Of War' sounds absolutely amazing on headphones.

seven months pass...

Collen's work on "Animal" is so great. Such great tone and melodic as fuck

calstars, Saturday, 12 March 2016 01:35 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LtzLrQc.jpg

calstars, Saturday, 12 March 2016 01:43 (eight years ago) link

"Richard John Cyril "Rick" Allen (born 1 November 1963) is an English drummer who has played for the hard rock band Def Leppard since 1978. He overcame THE AMPUTATION OF HIS LEFT ARM in 1985 and continued to play with the band"

calstars, Saturday, 12 March 2016 02:05 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

DO YOU TAKE SUGAR
ONE LUMP OR TWO

calstars, Sunday, 21 August 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

:D

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 August 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

LUMPS? RE: Pete Puma; oh, three or four...

candy-ass record; loved High 'n' Dry when i was 13, less-so for Pyro when i was 14. Down-hill since. The only thing i liked about Def Lep was akin to the first time i was inside a true Brit automobile: Curious. I'd easy pay twelve bucks to see them in a bowling alley show, but i just know that, even at 12 bones, i'd still be disappointed for the absence of tracks from their early, "Range Rover-type" days....

Check it: just like Dick Dale trying to surf a dust wave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Neuoqmqt1HE

...and lest we forget the 2-handed rummer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHNBxd4LnDs

bodacious ignoramus, Saturday, 3 September 2016 08:17 (seven years ago) link

want to like this album.. just sounds like bad xtian rock or something to me. i admire the hugeness of "pour some sugar on me" but it's no "i love rock and roll"

brimstead, Saturday, 3 September 2016 08:40 (seven years ago) link

fascinated with how they recorded the drums LAST

brimstead, Saturday, 3 September 2016 08:40 (seven years ago) link

I just assumed a lot of the drums were sequenced, programmed or overdubbed in whatever order. Same thing for ABC's (much earlier) Lexicon of Love, which was a drum machine selectively doubled/replaced by real drums. Dave Grohl in Queens of the Stone Age recorded the drums and cymbals separately.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 September 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

Really interesting posthumous interview with Mike Shipley about mixing this and Pyromania in the latest Tape Op: http://tapeop.com/interviews/118/mike-shipley/

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Monday, 27 March 2017 21:16 (seven years ago) link

"Mutt's whole thing was, ‘Kids these days don't want to hear honky little snare drums. They're all out watching Star Wars and having visual experiences, so let's make records like that. Rather than going the natural route, let's make something larger than life!'"

Nothing could be more accurate.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 March 2017 21:26 (seven years ago) link

I was gonna say, he certainly achieved that!

Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Monday, 27 March 2017 21:28 (seven years ago) link

"There ain't gonna be heroes/There ain't gonna be anything"

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Monday, 27 March 2017 23:38 (seven years ago) link

Cool interview

calstars, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 00:16 (seven years ago) link

yeah but imagine how much realer these songs would be on acoustic guitars, man

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 00:20 (seven years ago) link

^ Read the above comment and thought I was in the Paul McCartney thread for a second.

Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 00:46 (seven years ago) link

You can hear huge handclaps going on in "Pour Some Sugar on Me." Those are actually 100 tracks of handclaps detuned and EQ'd. That ended up sounding like ambience in a way, and definitely had a unique sound.

I can't unhear the handclaps now!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...

I feel strongly now that "Animal" is the best song on this album

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 September 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link

Probably right. Has this alb not had a poll?

Spottie, Monday, 4 September 2017 22:16 (six years ago) link

I couldn't find it! seems weird if it doesn't

bought the 30th anniversary remaster CD when I was on a Target run on a whim

God's of War is the one that really floors me now more than then

Love & Affection is nice too seems like it should have been a hit but I guess there's a limit to how many hits you can have

Excitable is the only one that seems corny imo, were there any good period b sides they could have swapped it for?

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 September 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link

Gods of War is a real jam. Damn I do love me an on-the-nose Reagan/Poppy Bush sample, gets me right in the nostalgia feels.

I feel like I remember a poll maybe titled "POLL some sugar on me"?

nomar, Monday, 4 September 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link

these songs were incredibly fun live last year too, even without the insane layered vocals that you get on the album

Neanderthal, Monday, 4 September 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link

xp 3rd Grade me needed "Excitable."

billstevejim, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link

although outside of nostalgic context I guess I can hear it possessing some annoying qualities (foreshadowing "Let's Get Rocked")

billstevejim, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 03:25 (six years ago) link

AAAH AAAH!
OOOH OOOH!

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 06:11 (six years ago) link

Easily my favourite band to come out of Sheffield, America.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 06:13 (six years ago) link

if "excitable" was just the intro stretch out to 5 minutes that would be a good song

billstevejim, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 07:15 (six years ago) link

The Killers nicked the guitar part from 'Women' and used it as the synth part in 'Smile Like You Mean It'

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

Now available on all your favourite streaming services

http://teamrock.com/news/2018-01-19/def-leppard-now-on-streaming-services-announce-hysteria-uk-and-ireland-tour

groovypanda, Friday, 19 January 2018 10:48 (six years ago) link

!

Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 January 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link

Great that finally worked out for them. (The band obv, screw the label.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 January 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link

yessssssssss

Spottie, Friday, 19 January 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link

I'm a HUGE Def Leppard fan ("Hysteria" is my favorite album), and I'm so glad their catalog is finally available digitally.

With that said, I've got to say the recent Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction news for Bon Jovi kinda bugged me, so I put together a detailed "face-off" comparing the 2 bands to show which one is REALLY more "worthy" of the honor.

I think you'll find it interesting...Feel free to share it!

"Bon Jovi, but not Def Leppard? For Shame Rock & Roll Hall of Fame!"
https://www.nostalgiclogic.com/bon-jovi-not-def-leppard-shame/

Nostalgic Logic, Saturday, 20 January 2018 23:17 (six years ago) link

posting the same post on two different threads is about as necessary as a drummer having two arms

del griffith, Sunday, 21 January 2018 00:12 (six years ago) link

MEAN

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 January 2018 01:27 (six years ago) link

it can be frustrating dealing with dismissive co-workers, those who are very comfortable routinely doing the same inefficient thing over and over. These folks have simply “accepted” the way things are done, and the most effort you’ll get from them is when they challenge your new ideas.

i am a skinematographer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 January 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link

Promo photo for the forthcoming tour is textbook 'men who look like old lesbians' tbh.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Sunday, 21 January 2018 13:09 (six years ago) link

Love bites, Animal & Hysteria are all still 10/10

i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 21 January 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link

Here in Greenville, as the second year of Trump dawned, Stormy Daniels spread out a taupe fleece blanket on stage, dropped to her knees, arched her back and began to squirt a bottle of lotion onto her chest to the sound of “Animal” by Def Leppard, as the president’s face flashed on video screens behind her.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 January 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link

Love bites, Animal & Hysteria are all still 10/10

And Armageddon It too surely

groovypanda, Monday, 22 January 2018 09:13 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

Euphoria hitting the spot this morning. Not as familiar with this album but it seems more of a successor to Hysteria than Adrenalize was

chonky floof (groovypanda), Friday, 7 August 2020 10:41 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

The way the first verse of Sugar is just these massive Tackhead Test Dept jackhammer beats and nothing else for 11 seconds

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 24 November 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link

I remember reading that the snare sound is this pile of sampled hand claps and just about everything but acoustic snare.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 November 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link

Probably why it sounds like tissue paper

a blunt toothcomb (Matt #2), Thursday, 24 November 2022 18:20 (one year ago) link

The way the first verse of Sugar is just these massive Tackhead Test Dept jackhammer beats and nothing else for 11 seconds


Yes. This album is incredible, I really fell for it hard the last couple of years.

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Thursday, 24 November 2022 18:52 (one year ago) link

I think if this album had failed commercially it would have inspired a hipster hair metal reevaluation in the 2010s

The album that came after Pyromania. Nothing else.

Part of this is personal; Pyromania was the soundtrack to my 8th Grade, the album that burned the brightest as I tried to learn about hard rock music without the benefit of a Kiss-loving older brother or sister, the biggest gateway for all that came afterwards.

But the thing about gateways is that you move onto other things from them, and by the time Hysteria came out I was past radio fare (actually was probably dealing with that familiar stupid adolescent rebellion towards what I once loved) and was into underground stuff and the burgeoning thrash scene was as "mainstream" as I was willing to go with. Hysteria was a blip on my radar.

But part of this is more objective, since Pyromania shits over Hysteria no matter what criteria one wishes to employ.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 25 November 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link

"number of songs with puns in the lyrics"?

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Friday, 25 November 2022 20:23 (one year ago) link


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