Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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Whats everyones reasons for hating them? Particularly interested in the views of Americans.

John McAteer, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

The guy sings like a muppet.

hstencil, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hes a 90s sting. he's Smug. Yuppie music. Hes boring. People who like terrible bands like Counting Crows and Phish like him. The amount of people who wear suits and work in banks/accountancy firms and like DMB is like 99% urgh. Theres Sooo many. But i'll leave that to others in the thread.

Jimmy Corkhill, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

The amount of people who wear suits and work in banks/accountancy firms and like DMB is like 99% urgh.

Hey now, there's no need for slander.

hstencil, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

dang, you beat me to the punchline, h.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

that F*CKING charelston-type dance he does. AAAAAAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

and that f*cking "hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to me" is so misogynistic, hateful, smug aaahaaajhahdsdsa;dfdsal!!!!

he needs to die, and I say this kind of thing rarely.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Which Muppet btw? If Animal was in them they would be so much better.

Jimmy Corkhill, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh yeah, I forgot about his fetishization of black musicians. really, can we get a UN resolution to kill him!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

[warning: deliberate flamebait imminent]:

but without black people, he wouldn't be funky!

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Any real or musical reasons to hate him? He does all sorts of music. Acoustic stuff, does good improvisational stuff, is great live, has respect of fellow musicians like sting,peter gabriel, allanis,sheryl crow,Meredith Brooks,Counting Crows,Santana. All the mebers are great musicians. And the actual songs are good.
He wouldnt have such a rabid cult fanbase if he wasnt any good. The likes of Britney would love to work with him.

John Mcateer, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Which Muppet? Why Eddie Vedder, of course!

I don't know about this whole fetishization of black musicians thing, though.

hstencil, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Which Muppet btw?
You better not say Roosavelt Franklin! (That's Lenny Kravitz)

Just thinking of why I hate DMB is almost as tedious as his music. So I have no answer because I can't be bothered to think of one.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Any real or musical reasons to hate him?

Again, I hate his voice, he sounds like a muppet.

hstencil, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

When I used to live in C'ville he stole my table at a sushi restaurant. I was really hungry too.

Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

He spawned that John Mayer and that HORRIBLE "Your Body Is a Wonderland" which really is a crime against humanity.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just the whole combination of being so very very uninteresting and yet being so widely worshipped, is the main reason.

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Least we witness all the unviersity students forming bands to sound JUST like him. And they all suck too.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

The likes of Britney would love to work with him.

"Your choice, Ms. Spears -- the Neptunes or Dave Matthews?"

"Hmmm..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Any real or musical reasons to hate him?"

Sure, plenty. The production is empty and lifeless with no surprises or innovative ideas, his vocal style is grating and cloying, I hate that "funky acoustic guitar strumming" thing he does, and on and on.

"He does all sorts of music."

This is not a virtue in and of itself.

"Acoustic stuff"

So?

"does good improvisational stuff"

No. Only if you consider hippie-jam-band technique to be "improvisational". (I do not).

"is great live"

Never seen him.

" has respect of fellow musicians like sting,peter gabriel, allanis,sheryl crow,Meredith Brooks,Counting Crows,Santana."

I don't respect a single one of those people - the endorsements are empty.

"All the mebers are great musicians."

Technically proficient /= great.

"And the actual songs are good."

Nope.

"He wouldnt have such a rabid cult fanbase if he wasnt any good."

That's what people said about Hitler.

"The likes of Britney would love to work with him. "

And this is of importance why?

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I remember reading an interview with him once where he was talking about how much he loved oral sex and how he could survive by just drinking/eating? the fluids of women. I say eeewwwwwww? I mean oral sex is a-ok in my book but between his comments of bowel movements and just the thought of his big assclown head shoved between some poor woman's legs...shudder.

Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

group named after its leader is usually bad. Dave Matthews is such a nothing name to begin with. We like to call them/him the "Dave Matthews," just as it's fun to refer to the "Medeski, Martin and Woods" or the "Sonic Youths." Or for that matter the "Ya La Tengos, they are my favorite band!"

Edd Hurt (delta ed), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

sum-41 video to thread!

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

"He wouldnt have such a rabid cult fanbase if he wasnt any good."

I KNEW the fraternity system is a cult!

Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

So, I'm the only person on here that really likes the Dave Matthews Band, then?

Evan (Evan), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

No no no.. We all love him.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

right. this is all constructive criticism here, we just want him to be EVEN BETTER. or better yet, something else.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

because hippies like him and i hate hippies.

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

>or better yet, something else

like dead.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Or mute.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's for his own good

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

and ours too.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

he sucks, huh?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I never understood all the 'Sounds like Hootie & The Blowfish and Sting" stuff. he sounds like neither. And its not like DMB has stolen any songs off him. DMB songs dont sound like anyone elses. Especially Hootie & The Blowfish.
Crash Into me and Space Between are 2 of the best songs written in recent years. Something Sting, Hootie or any of ILMers fave pop or indie bands could write(in my own personal opinion of course) I dont want to start fights. I just dont understand why he is so hated. But maybe thats because hes unknown over here in the UK. Most Americans seem to have an opinion on him.

John McAteer, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

like a vacuum.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Something Sting, Hootie or any of ILMers fave pop or indie bands could write

John Darnielle and Momus -- please write songs like Dave Matthews.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

McAteet: even the Dave Matthews fans I know think the Space Between is awful; why do you think he eventualy released the lillywhite sessions - becuz all his fans were bitching about how awful everyday (and in particular the space between) was. Dave Matthews came from the same circuit as Hootie and has the same fans, the only difference is that Darius Rucker has a better voice than Dave Matthews and they made the mistake of having their first album be an impossible to followup megaseller. I doubt there's a single article on the Dave Matthews from 95 that doesn't paint them as the 'new' Hootie.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

...they made the mistake of having their first album be an impossible to followup megaseller.

To play devil's advocate (heh) for a second - how could they have "controlled" sales of their first alb?

hstencil, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ping Pong's first track was about as deep as it needs to be, now just extend it seven minutes with bongos and play it at the appropriate speed for bong hits.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

...but without black people, he (Dave Matthews) wouldn't be funky!
Dave Matthews...funky.
I'm sorry, but this does not compute. Those two ideas are mutually exclusive.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

To play devil's advocate (heh) for a second - how could they have "controlled" sales of their first alb?

... Get Dave Matthews to sing on it.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

hstencil - by not writing such incredible songs of course! take a cue from Axl (he pulled "Don't Cry" from Appetite to save it for the followup) and spread the love!

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

seriously, the label should've put the kibosh on videos and singles much earlier; same thing happened to alanis.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

not sure that's the band's fault, esp. one as yokel-filled as Hootie. "Yes, Mr. A&R Man, anything you say!"

hstencil, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just don't put the Kibosh on me!

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

The-guy-who-was-fired-from-Rolling-Stone-for-dissing-Hootie to thread

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

but Horace Mann's already here!

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

you think DeRogatis has the spare time to be...4th on the Users list?
Geez, am I lame.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey...where is this users list? You got me curious.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm sure Dave Matthews and his band are perfectly nice guys, but y'know what? Their music is fucking * B O R I N G *.....which is, as far as I'm concerned, a worse crime that sounding like a muppet (which I don't hear at all). Dave Gedge of the Wedding Present sounds like Muppet, and I loved them. Dave Matthews Band (and...really, couldn't he have come up with a decent name for the band at least?) are just dull, dull and thrice verily dull.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, and I *REALLY* hate their fucking fans as well.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

...sounding like a muppet (which I don't hear at all).
Nope, hstencil is right. He has a Kermit T Frog kinda vibe going on. But then again, so does Hootie (granted, he drops his voice a couple octaves to hide his plush-felt interior.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

hating the fans is not a reason to dislike the music.

(come on alex you're a killing joke fan)

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bland, blander, blandest.

Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"hating the fans is not a reason to dislike the music."

Why not?

Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

cuz it makes you an asshole

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

do you know every single dave matthews fan? are they all idiots just becuz they like that brand of music? etc etc

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Its not the band I hate,
its there fans.

(Im sorry couldnt be helped)

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hate the band, not the fans (I like girls who wear abercrombie & fitch).

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

There's at least one reason to like the Dave Matthews Band.

And it could be worse. You could be one of a dillion Athenians who flock to see DMCB. Yes, "David Matthews Cover Band".

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

(simon T is so gonna smack me.. again.)

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

VERY aware of the Dave Matthews Cover Band (they play the same clubs Dave Matthews used to play). I used to joke about starting a Dave Matthews Cover Band Cover Band, and I'd write RUN on their flyers above DMCB. What's kinda insane is I know people who prefer the DMCB to Dave Matthews (cuz they focus on the era of Dave before he sold out, etc.)

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

(when did Horace Mann = DeRo become accepted knowledge 'round here?)

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

You hate the band's fans??

???

That's like, you hate me.

Evan (Evan), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think that the dave matthews band has descended into midtempo bore-rock for the past few albums, but those that insist that the group always has been boring (with lifeless production, etc) have likely not actually listened (with open mind) to Before These Crowded Streets, for instance - an album with enough darkness and life to defeat such criticism. it's not a masterpiece, but it's certainly not Hootie and the Blowfish. just ask the Kronos Quartet.

Sean@tangmonkey (Sean M), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll pass on asking the kronos quartet, thanks!

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was just gonna post how Kronos doesn't fit my description of "enough darkness and life," but you beat me to the punch.

hstencil, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

"hating the fans is not a reason to dislike the music."

Fair enough, Coolio, but it certainly doesn't help their cause. I just happen to find the DMB's music *DREADFULLY, PAINFULLY, UNBEARABLY DULLLLLL*. Couple that with a nation of tobacco-chewin', hackey-sack punting frat boys zealously espousing the band's dubious skills and you have a whole new reason to hate the DMB. Does this mean that I think that *EVERY*one who likes the DMB is a slack-jawed, monobrowed troglodyte? Not necessarily, but to those who are on the fence about them, I'd say this --- RAISE YOUR STANDARDS! There's more fucking interesting music out there....seek it out before you settle for less.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

i don't think you read what I wrote - instead, you just made something up that you could make fun of. the kronos quartet doesn't scream "darkness and life" to me, either - but it "certainly" isn't an authority on hootie-style altrock yawners.

Sean@tangmonkey (Sean M), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have met many Dave Matthews fans but I have never met anyone who chews tobacco AND hacky-sacks.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

uh, I did read what you wrote and yes Kronos does quite indeed seem the authority on "yawners" to me, probably even as much as Hootie.

hstencil, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

He sounds more like a donkey than a muppet. That is,if donkeys could sing.

Scott Seward, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just the whole combination of being so very very uninteresting and yet being so widely worshipped, is the main reason.

Which is also why all this Dave Matthews hatred from Americans is so delightfully bizarre and hilarious for the rest of us. It's like you guys just decided to pick the most average guy on Earth to focus all your hatred on (kinda like that Gary Larson strip with the guy looking out of his window and seeing a gigantic crowd advancing towards him with signs featuring suitably vague accusations)

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 00:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

For the reasons Daniel Rf referenced, I just can't hate the guy. Sure it's boring, whatever, and his best music, "Crash," had the worst lyrics. But damn, it's the fans that make everybody go rabid. They're probably the jam band I find the LEAST annoying, since they have the most attention to songcraft. Though John Mayer may steal his thunder in that department (if he can stop making that ugly face live). Both look oddly like Tom Hanks in different stages of his life.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 01:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

mediocrity is the worst crime, daniel_rf. alex nyc, hstencil, etc have pinned the tail on the donkey.

jack cole (jackcole), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

In the attempt to be objective (setting aside for the moment the myriad reasons I loathe DMB, and almost puked on myself when my then-girlfriend told me how much she loved "Crash Into You") is that DMB sort of catalyzes a cultural opposition that's deeply intrenched in North American culture: the jocks vs the geeks. Geeks (eg, music critics) have never gotten along well with jocks, by and large. And in the US, DMB is jock music, played on mainstream university campuses, worshipped in the jam-band festival circuit, etc. I think some of the geek-side antipathy towards DMB has a lot to do with what DMB is perceived as representing: white mainstream America, self-satisfaction (not that we geeks don't have that too), Republicanism, white baseball caps, fraternities, pre-law types and MBAs who like to let their hair down and rock out to bland, corporate rock. Now, I'm not saying that all of these are valid points, but I think they're all tendencies behind the loathing.

Personally, in my most unbiased terms, I dislike DMB because I find the music totally uninspired. I come to loathe them because of the godawful portentousness with which they portray themselves, and with which DMB's most rabid fans have adopted his music as the soundtrack to a generation. Everyone wants meaning and depth in our paltry little lives, but jeez, can't you find something with a little quality to represent that?

philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 01:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

defently time for three cans of whatever hurts me.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Damn well said, Philip!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

hate other bands please

artiste, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 04:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

He spawned that John Mayer and that HORRIBLE "Your Body Is a Wonderland" which really is a crime against humanity.

I just call the whole genre "fratboy easy-listening."

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 04:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated"

Because they are the American Coldplay. And as I mentioned on some other thread, because Dave Matthews sings like Adam Sandler!!

original bgm, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 05:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

He sounds more like a donkey than a muppet. That is,if donkeys could sing.

This is the greatest post ever.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 05:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just heard "So Much To Say" on the radio the other day and I was really surprised by how much I liked it! I think DMB has like 3 songs I really like, 10 songs I really hate, and a hundred songs that I'm like "eh, whatever, I'd rather be listening to something else" to.

Dan I., Wednesday, 12 February 2003 06:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

dave matthews seems to be a decent chappie, but i hate both his music and his fans. i wear abercrombie and fitch clothes, and work in a profession full of dave matthews (why does such bland pap appeal so strongly to lawyers?)

Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 07:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

dave matthews fans, i meant. i don't even want to imagine what a band full of yer typical lawyers would sound like -- it would probably make dave matthews sound like captain beefheart in comparison.

Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 07:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

i will say this much about dave matthews -- if given a choice between:

a. dave matthews
b. creed
c. pearl jam
d. sigur ros
e. any nu-metal band*, take yer pick (*Deftones and Tool excepted)

then a- (dave matthews) will always be the correct choice. though that's not saying much.

Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 07:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd probably rank 'em

1- pearl jam
2- sigur ros
3 - any nu-metal band (maybe switch 2 and 3)
4 - dave matthews
5 - creed

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 07:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I almost agree with J. Blount.
Except I'd (with great nausea) swap 3 and 4. I'd rather be mildly bored than actively irritated.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dave Matthews Speaks Out Against War

"
Dave Matthews Speaks Out About the War
I hope this letter finds you all well and that in these uncertain times you find moments to be joyful.

I want to speak my mind about this war with Iraq, or I will choke on my conscience.

What is the motivation? Regime change? Shouldn't that be up to the people of the region and the people of Iraq? The only real threat from Saddam Hussein is to his neighbors and none of them support a U.S. invasion. Is it to stabilize the Middle-East? Wouldn't it only do the opposite by causing further death and suffering in a country that has had more than its share?

Is it to weaken Al Qaeda? Saddam Hussein is a genocidal maniac but he is not Al Qaeda. He is certainly more visible though. Is he our target because he is easier to identify than the illusive terrorist network? Surely it is more likely that an attack on Iraq would only strengthen Al Qaeda by feeding Anti-American sentiment. Putting out the fire with gasoline, so to speak. It is certainly not to liberate the people of Iraq who suffer under Hussein's rule, unless we call killing hundreds of thousands of Iraqis liberation.

Saddam Hussein is a barbaric murderous dictator. I wish the world were free of him. But the answer is not to bomb this great culture of Iraq out of existence to stop him. Why must the children of Iraq die by the thousands to stop a tyrant? It is not justice. And if we kill him what will we achieve? We will have taken the most unpopular leader in the Middle East and turned him into the greatest martyr radical Islam has ever had. The U.N. weapons inspectors must be allowed to do their job thoroughly and any military action should be internationally agreed upon. We must not allow our government to turn us into a rogue nation.

I fear that our true motivation is about oil and our own flailing economy; about the failure to destroy Al Qaeda and about revenge. It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civilians on the line for the misguided frustrations of the Bush administration.

Bottom line: this war is wrong and this war is un-American.

Peacefully submitted,
Dave Matthews"


Tony benn, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have never heard any DMB.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

nobody has in britain. i thought it was that other guy in home improvement

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Having that fellow walk around C-Ville and hug people in the video for "Everyday." When I used to live down that away he was always jaywalking. No joke. Urrrrrr.....

j breitling (BlastsofStatic), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I found the fact that Americans seem to hate DMB so much bewildering. It didnt happen as bad to despicable acts like Alannis,Hootie, Shania Twain, Meredith Brooks, Matchbox 20, Counting Crows, Train, Lifehouse etc
Until i realised its the same as hating Travis/Ocean Colour Scene/Stereophonics. Its because the bands and fans think DMB is "Real Rock For real people" exactly like the uk counterparts.
Hatred of Travis/Ocean Colour Scene/Stereophonics must bewilder non brits.
Can we all understand now?

ps. Who is worse? Dave Matthews Band, Hootie, Shania Twain, Meredith Brooks, Travis,Ocean Colour Scene,Stereophonics, Alannis etc?

Julie Cosgrove, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

nobody has in britain. i thought it was that other guy in home improvement
Would you Brits like to? We'll be happy to trade Dave for...oh..I dunno...$20?
Who is worse? Dave Matthews Band, Hootie, Shania Twain, Meredith Brooks, Travis,Ocean Colour Scene,Stereophonics, Alannis etc?
DMB - Ick.
Hootie - Like these are two seperate bands.
Meredith Brooks - Better than Shania. Still somewhat obscure to a yank audience.
Travis/Ocean Colour Scene/Stereophonics - Never heard them here (apparently this is for the best.)
Alanis - I have no greivance against her. I *liked* her first record.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think I've heard an entire DMB song but this thread makes me want to love them.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I respect his letter -- and I'm completely in agreement with him. Like Dave says, I'm not saying Saddam doesn't deserve to be force-fed his own severed scrotum while we shove a bayonette up his ass, but we're going about it in an entirely ass-backwards manner -- completely torching allied relations left and right and further alienating the increasingly volatile "Arab Street" in the process. I don't really buy the notion that Iraq had anything to do with the attacks of September 11, 2001. And in the year and change since that fateful day -- what have we really accomplished? Yes, we've kicked a lot of butt in Afghanistan and dropped a lot of expensive hardware on people -- but the threats we faced on September 10th remain unchanged -- we *DON'T* have Bin Laden, we *HAVEN'T* dismantled Al Qaeda, we have *NO IDEA* where he/they are and we face *THE SAME* threats as before. Right, so we rooted him out of Afghanistan (we think) and we scattered the Taliban like roaches (we think).....what else? NOTHING. If we go into Iraq -- OSAMA WINS! He *WANTS* us to go to war with Iraq. It plays RIGHT into his hands. It will only STRENGTHEN his support in the Arab world -- At this point, he's like fuckin' William "Braveheart" Wallace to the average man west of Athens and south of Gibraltar -- He wants to portray the image that THE WEST is at war with ISLAM. If we go into Iraq, that's exactly the way it's going to look. And if his groundswell of support builds (which it will), that's exactly the way it's going to be. And that's severely fucked up.

But....at the end of the day, DMB's music still bores me to absolute tears.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wish Dave Matthews would address why nobody gave a shit when the US went roaring into Bosnia as "peacekeepers" without the UN's consent or blessing. Dave's letter strikes me as politically convenient--he certainly wasn't protesting or passing letters around when Clinton was bombing aspirin factories and killing innocent Iraqi civillians. Like most celebrity mouthpieces, he only feels the urge to take a "stand" when his guy doesn't occupy the White House.

Dave's voice is something only Alanis' mother could love.

don weiner, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

songcraft

NOOOOOOOO, Anthony! ARGH! Don't say it! I'm melting, melting!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hatred of Travis/Ocean Colour Scene/Stereophonics must bewilder non brits.

Come to think of it, it does. Travis and the Stereophonics both have at least one song I really like, and they're really not that different from the DMB...

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hatred of Travis/Ocean Colour Scene/Stereophonics must bewilder non brits.

I understand the hatred perfectly, its the same reason we hate DMB.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

In fact, I hate them a lot more. Definitely smugger than DMB.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think I've heard an entire DMB song but this thread makes me want to love them.

I know CanCon requirements explain a lot, but how can you not have heard them from car radios or commercials or other involuntary exposure?

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Living in a French province probably made it easier.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

can anyone recommend anything by the DMB ?

kevin brady (groeuvre), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

I only heard him on the radio for a LOOOONG time before I knew who it was. I had heard the tern "Dave Matthews Band" but had no clue and wasn't that interested for some reason. When I found out that all the hubbub was about this guy who made these songs I heard on the radio, I was shocked.

I feel my opinion of his music is fairly sincere because I was literally unaware of who he was or what he looked like. I had heard his name in relation to Phish, so I assumed his music probably wasn't even on the radio.

His music always felt icky, like bad generic white guy music from the late 80s somehow mixed with Seal to make for an uncomfortable, displaced feeling of nostalgia and slow-motion blah.

Scaredy Cat, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Recommended DMB songs:

The verses of "The Space Between Us" (the chorus sucks ass)
The "I am no Superman" song
The "drink too much" song

Everything else is completely worthless and unnecessary.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

So this is what the world has come to? A hatred for probably the most talented band out there? Why? How could anyone deny the pure talent and ability of the DMB? Carter Beauford is the best commercialized drummer out there, Dave Matthews is genious in his ability to conjure unconventional rythms on guitar while singing legato over them, there's really nothing like it. Leroi, boyd, and Stefan are all incredible musicians that are perfect in creating an awesome eclectic sound with Dave and Carter.

Musicians know what I'm talking about. Sure, there are a million idiot teenage girls and shallow jocks who like Dave cause he sings love-type songs and the Space Between, but you've got to look past the stereotypes to see the real substance in their music.

I can't stand it when people say they don't like them because "crash into me talks about looking up girls skirts" when in reality it was put there because Dave improved it once and everyone laughed and it just kind of stuck, what's the big deal? It's nothing compared to any rap, rock, or hip hop group out there.

Dave matthews has an awesome voice, it's different, it's for people who like different things every now and then, don't you people ever get tired of all the singers that sound like either Britney Spears or Scott Stapp? Nobody sounds like Dave, that's why so many people love him.

Dave Matthews Band started out about 13 years, jamming in a bar. They grew so fast because of their awesome live shows and word-of-mouth. Dave is now obviously a millionaire, but he always states how much they owes every bit of their success to their fans. They release an album, whether it be live or a studio recording, every year, for their fans, they tour everywhere all the time for their fans, Dave dances, and the band's still together for their fans.

The DMB is the best band on earth right now, they're very, very talented, and they love their work and their fans. How could you deny the greatness of such a group of people?

naga_pampa, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

His music puts me to sleep, that's why.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Musicians know what I'm talking about.

I'm a professional singer and I think that DMB doesn't just the big hairy nutsack, they chew and gnaw at it until it tears, causing the testes to spill out in a heaping pile of epididymis and seminal vesicles.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't believe you mentioned joining Carcass as a lyricist, Dan.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am a man of hidden talents.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

the proper response to naga_pampa is probably akin is to jess's quip in his piece on Our Band Could Be Your Life that when someone says something HAS to be IMPORTANT, it usually isn't.

hstencil, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm talking about instrumental musicians, you sick freak

naga_pampa, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Carter Beauford is the best commercialized drummer out there"
Bring it OOOONNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kevin brady (groeuvre), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

"the most talented band out there", "the pure talent and ability of the DMB", "the best commercialized drummer out there", "Dave Matthews is genious [sic]", "all incredible musicians that are perfect in creating an awesome eclectic sound" , "Dave matthews has an awesome voice" , "their awesome live shows" , "The DMB is the best band on earth right now, they're very, very talented"

jesus christ, what are you, their publicist? You sound positively zealous in your DMB fundamentalism. Here's a suggestion -- sweeping superlatives and purple prose will *NEVER* convince anyone of anything nor *EVER* win you an argument.

"Nobody sounds like Dave"

Hmm...well, John Mayer certainly does....and he's boring as fuck too!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am not denying that DMB doesn't have skill at writing songs, but those songs would be about 8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better if a different band was performing them, or at least if they had a decent singer.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Encouraging Jon Mayer is UNFORGIVABLE.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

hahahahhahahahaa, you guys are hilarious, John MAyer doesn't sound like him at all.

naga_pampa, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

So, how exactly is the weather......up your own ass?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wish their were some real musicians in here so they'd know what I was talking about, by the way, the weather's fine how 'bout you, Alex?

naga_pampa, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

In what universe are singers not real musicians?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you an instrumentalist, naga? What do you play? What type of singers do you work with?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

...and how old are you?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm an 18 year old that plays guitar, bass, piano, baritone, trumpet, tenor and alto sax. I work mainly with jazz singers, and you?

naga_pampa, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

"don't you people ever get tired of all the singers that sound like either Britney Spears or Scott Stapp?"

This is funny for more reasons than I can count.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm a 30-year-old classical singer who is a member of a professional church choir, sings with the BSO choir and solos as part of a sacred music ensemble. I have played piano and tenor sax in the past but haven't kept up with either of them. I also write dance music and write and arrange a capella choral music.

Do the jazz singers you work with know that you don't consider them to be musicians?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I meant instrumental, and they all play instruments anyway, so they know I consider them to be musicians

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

how many times do we have to go over this technical proficiency /= "good" music thing?

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHIP OUT YR DICKS, DUDEZ!

Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I will bet you MONEY that if I polled the orchestra players I know, the vast majority of them would HATE DMB for being puerile.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

(God I am too old to be playing this game. Apologies to everyone.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

what type of fucking jazz "musician" calls the dave matthews band the most talented band out there? are you gonna tell me they're more talented than phish never mind nearly every other band out there? are they more talented than the vandermark five jazzbo?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alright, I didn't mean to put the "most" talented, but they're high on my list

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

B-b-but their violin player studied at Juilliard!

(NOTE: I have often felt bad for the violin player, partly because I felt like he was wasting his talent by playing with DMB but mostly because he looks like the Predator.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm an 18 year old that.."

Ah, that explains it then.

Listen, your tiresome insistence that "real musicians know what" you're talking about it is a moot point. Musicians don't make music solely for other musicians. Boring music is boring music, whether your Philip Glass or Kato Kaelin. Technical proficiency on your instrument of choice is no guarantee of substantive *STYLE* (waaaay more important than skill). Sure, maybe you can play scales on your oboe using only your pinky,.....but that doesn't mean anyone really wants to listen to it. Technical proficiency merely makes you a musical 'craftsman,' STYLE makes you an artist....and even then, not necessarily a great one. DMB has style -- I'll admit it -- but they're still dead boring.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bela Fleck and the Flecktones are more talented, as well as numerous jazz combos, I guess I meant most talented band you'd see on TV. I also think PHISH might be better, but they're just a different band, it's hard for me to say, oh and thank you Alex, for saying they are "craftsmen" that's pretty much what I was trying to say.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

you're not saying bela fleck's jazz are you?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

also, you realize glen ballard cowrote (uncredited) most of the songs and played most of the instruments on everday right? just like with jagged little pill?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm a musician, and there are plenty of people out there like me who love th DMB. I like listenin to a lot of music that other eople don't like because I look for talent and style ("craftmanship") more than anything. To some it's boring, to me it's awesome.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

"oh and thank you Alex, for saying they are 'craftsmen' that's pretty much what I was trying to say."

Well, no charge, but it seems to me that using terms like "most talented," "best commercialized", "genious [sic]", "incredible", "perfect", "awesome", "eclectic" and, of course "best band on earth right now" sort've overstates it. Calling the Dave Matthews Band "crafstmen" is by no means a compliment.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sting's a craftsman!

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Style doesn't equal craftsmanshp at all. Look at, say, Andy Gill of Gang of Four. The man probably couldn't play a proper scale if you put a gun to his head, but he has more **STYLE** than a quadrillion seasoned sessioneers altogether.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bela flek and THE FLECKTONES is a whole lot of jazz mixed with bluegrass and a lot of different things. Bela Fleck himself is mostly bluegrass and country-type music. And yes Glen Ballard did a lot of the Everyday stuff, but the music was performed by the the DMB, (he just wrote a lot of the songs) Most dmb fans, and I, dislike that album.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't see what's so amazing about his music that is very different from anything else. I'd rate Old 97s and Wilco about 3x as good as far as musicianship goes (closest bands I could think of in that same sort of genre).
I hate Dave Matthew's voice and his lyrics suck, too.

I am no Superman for you, but I do know one thing, where you are is where I wanna be.

How many times does he repeat that in the fuckin' song? It's practically the whole song. I guess he thought that was really brilliant, huh?

Scaredy Cat, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I admit, I did sopme over stating, but I haven't seen a more talented band on T.V. than the DMB in a long time. They're all qualified musicians on a number of levels, you can't take that away from them.
You guys got to listen to more of their stuff before ripping on one bad song they wrote.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Taken from http://www.dmbcommunity.com/forums//showthread.php?s=&postid=43444#post43444

Re: www.ilxor.com hate DMB
I just happen to find the DMB's music *DREADFULLY, PAINFULLY, UNBEARABLY DULLLLLL*. Couple that with a nation of tobacco-chewin', hackey-sack punting frat boys zealously espousing the band's dubious skills and you have a whole new reason to hate the DMB. Does this mean that I think that *EVERY*one who likes the DMB is a ...slack-jawed, monobrowed troglodyte? Not necessarily, but to those who are on the fence about them, I'd say this --- RAISE YOUR STANDARDS! There's more ****ing interesting music out there....seek it out before you settle for less.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), February 11th, 2003

The least this guy could do is get the Simpsons quote RIGHT if he's going to steal it...gotta love a guy who can't even plagiarize properly...


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Ben Jones, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Interesting note about this "live band":

DMB + "U" = DUMB.

By themselves, in a vacuum, they are incomplete. But with an audience to listen, they've unleashed a whole lot of dumb.

Scaredy Cat, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

"but I haven't seen a more talented band on T.V. than the DMB in a long time."


Why are you looking to the T.V. to find decent music?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The least this guy could do is get the Simpsons quote RIGHT if he's going to steal it"

Say what? I wasn't trying to quote "the Simpsons" at all!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also Dave Matthwews Fan - Naga Pampa comes from here
http://www.canehdian.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=99&t=000076

god bless google.
Are we gonna get an invasion of Dave Matthews Freaks & zealots now?

Ben Jones, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex in NYC is dead on.

DMB may be loads and loads of fun to play; i don't know either way personally, as i've never had any desire to try. but just because something is fun (and maybe even challenging) to play doesn't necessarily mean it's fun to listen to.

Yngwie flippin' Malmsteen to thread NOW. >P

(and i hate Dave's voice. but that's beside the point.)

janni (janni), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

You look for talent and style, yet you've ended up on the DMB bandwagon.

I strongly suggest checking out the following:

Christine Goerke (particularly on the National Symphony recording of Britten's "War Requiem")
Chanticleer
Tool
Depeche Mode
Van Halen
Rush
Medeski, Martin and Wood
The Grassy Knoll
Mr. Bungle
Norah Jones
Jill Scott
Angie Stone
Ian Bostridge
Stevie Wonder
Daniel Bedingfield

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

jesus christ, some geeks see simpsons quotes everywhere

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Style doesn't equal craftsmanship at all. Look at, say, Andy Gill of Gang of Four. The man probably couldn't play a proper scale if you put a gun to his head, but he has more **STYLE** than a quadrillion seasoned sessioneers altogether."

Actually, there are plenty of examples in Andy's playing where he pulls off a little licks here and there...the guy knew what he was doing for sure. Just because he played a loud, abrasive, solid state amp, doesn't make him a bad player with good "style." He had both.

Party 44, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

d. boon then

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alright, fair enough, Party44. Maybe Gill's a bad example (he is, after all, a successful producer now, so he's probaly a bit more proficient). How about someone lower down the food chain like.....say...... Jon Spencer? Ron Asheton? Johnny Ramone? Greg Ginn?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also from http://www.dmbcommunity.com/forums//showthread.php?s=&postid=43444#post43444

I can't beleive the amount of morons on that board. I did a search on it and i found that many of them like 'Indie/Alternative' bands that can barely play their instruments, AND WORST OF ALL, They like commercialised Top 40 Music like Britney & Justin Timberlake!!! HAHAHA
Come on people, lets take on these morons!!!!

Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

How Can ANYONE Rip Dave Matthews then admit to liking manufactured chart pop? We win this argument so easy it hurts.
I cant believe how many nerds are on that board. I saw Guided By Voices once and they were so drunk they could barely play their 2 chord songs. Thats the so called 'Alternative' music Nerds worship.
And as for Britney and Justin....... sheesh.

Ben Jones, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

whatta wimp!

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

How Can ANYONE Rip Dave Matthews then admit to liking manufactured chart pop?

Hasn't DMB been just as successful as the "manufactured chart pop" only with a different demographic? What, does having a violinist in your group exempt you from getting called a pop band?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Alright, fair enough, Party44. Maybe Gill's a bad example (he is, after all, a successful producer now, so he's probably a bit more proficient). How about someone lower down the food chain like.....say...... Jon Spencer? Ron Asheton? Johnny Ramone? Greg Ginn?"

Oh Totally, I get your point, and I wasn't trying to argue with you, it's just that I kinda thought the same thing once, but have realized just how good the man was with his instrument.

I am of the school of thought that style AND craftsmanship or skills make a good player. Seriously, very few people are moved by someone like Yngwie Malmsteen or as well by somebody like Jandek. To me it's the combination of physical skills and mental substance that makes someone "good" at an instrument, a totally subjective thing regardless.

Party 44, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

So, is this what is was like when The Gathering invaded way back when?
( Killing Joke - Classic Or Dud, Search And Destroy )

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"How about someone lower down the food chain like.....say...... Jon Spencer? Ron Asheton? Johnny Ramone? Greg Ginn? "

D. Boon and Greg Ginn are both pretty skilled guitar players - I'd say the best counter-example would be Billy Childish.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha Alex, I was going to give you shit about that!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, just cause I like DMB doesn't mean I don't like TOOL, Van Halen, Rush , Norah Jones, and Stevie Wonder. People who have like dmb for more than 3 years are the least closed minded people in the world in the subject of music. And yes, DMB is very eclectic with sound of Bluegrass and jazz. And what makes people think it's exclusively for white -middle class? 3 of it's 5 members are black.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

and 3 of it's 5 million fans are black, guh-dunk guh-dunk dunk

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Guilty as charged.

" I dare say that without Killing Joke, most of your precious "heavy sounding" bands wouldn't even exist. Killing Joke have indulged in a myriad of different musical styles and sounds well beyond the monochromatic 'heavy', yet when they choose to go that route, there is no one mightier. To judge Killing Joke by one or two tracks is an excercise in blind-sighted stupidity. Do your homework before submitting an opinion! Moreover, if you're put off by the conceptual/lyrical content of Killing Joke, why not toddle home and slap on a Pixies or Cheap Trick album and celebrate the meaningless and banal. At least Killing Joke have something to say. You may not like it, agree with it...or even understand it....but at least there something of substance there. Killing Joke credit their audience with higher standards and a modicum of intelligence. Try getting that from Korn."


I'd like to think I've mellowed a bit since then.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

what board are you guys talking about anyway?

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Avast, maties! Lower the mains and heave to. These scurvy jam-band-loving sea dogs will not take us alive!

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

just throw some soap and water their way, that should scare 'em off

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Naga,...back in 2001, someone started a thread much like this one decrying MY favorite band (Killing Joke, if you hadn't guessed) and a simillar phenomenon happened. My little rant at you about using sweeping superlatives makes me look like quite a bit of a hypocrite (especially when you read the passage of mine I just cited from way back when). So, y'know, whatever. Like who you like. Who cares what other people say?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

My point wasn't so much that you don't already like the artists I listed as much as it was I think that they do the "skilled craftman" thing you're attributing to DMB much better.

Your argument about people who've like DMB being the most open-minded about music is completely false in my experience, as the people I know who knew them when they were a jam band playing colleges in upstate New York tend to stick exclusively with the Shawn Colvin/Meredith Brooks/DMB/Hootie and the Blowfish/Sting axis of music and consider U2 to be the outer limits of acceptability. Your argument about them not being exclusively for white middle-class is accurate; they're aimed at black middle-class, too (although few would admit to listening to them, particularly when faced by the nu-soul/back-to-hip-hop mafia).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

is the nu-soul mafia anything like the gay mafia?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Right on, Alex, thank you.
The only reason I came here is cause I saw a post on a dmb board that said their were a million people ripping on Dave, and we need some people backing him up." Well it's a lot of fun, but I don't think I'm getting anywhere.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, only instead of being gay they all have fucked-up hair and smell like patchouli. (OH NO BLACK HIPPIES!)

Alex does have a valid point; one reason why people may be coming down harder on naga than he/she actually deserves is because his initial post reads as Yet Another Fanboy Attack and people tend to want to jump up and down on posts like that until they squeal. (Well, I do anyway.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

(To put it another way, a good portion of the DMB-ripping is hyperbole for comedic effect, so don't take it so personally. Obviously I do not want to see Dave Matthews gnawing holes in scrotums, because EW.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I guess I just like arguing with people. It's pretty hilarious sometimes

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Then you fit in here better than you know!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe I'll stick around

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Welcome to ILM, Naga. You're welcome to post anytime. Most people here have different tastes and opinions on music. Hell i even saw Rush fans on here once.
Fighting in here is fun and hilarious. Thats why everyone comes here.

Ben Jones, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

What?, Are you ripping on Rush, you asshole. I wish I could find out where you lived and beat your ass in.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

hehe, this is fun

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hell i even saw Rush fans on here once.

You've just spotted another.

Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

What kind of bands does everyone here like, anyway?

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why isn't this board just a chat room? This just takes longer to post a message, which is usually really short anyway

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

My next band will be called the New Soul Mafia.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's hard for people on this board to agree on what they like or dislike. Try these threads for starters:

Bands that EVERYONE likes

Bands that EVERYONE hates

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chatrooms generally aren't archived and dug up years later for more discussion.

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

www.ilxor.com hate DMB

We have a slogan. Or a new one.

Heya Naga. Me, I lurv Rush, the new album's great. I also think Dave Matthews Band are a blight upon the world, but I would. ;-) Favorite band is My Bloody Valentine -- check them out sometime. Welcome to us. Alex stuck around, you should too.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

thoss two threads: BANDS EVERYONE LOVES, BANDS EVERYONE HATES, sounds to me like a waste of time on this site, I don't think any 3 people here could agree on any one thing to save there lives.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

That was kind of the point: to see if despite the odds, there was one band everyone could agree on. I think it remains unresolved, although I seem to remember that we never found an XTC hater on the board.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yea, XTC is pretty great. All the jam rock kids and I bond over them.

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

BEST THREDD IN THE WORLD!

thanks everyone. i can't say anythingabout DMB that hasn't already been said. well, i can try "shiny-chinned smuggorama overload" but that's not really helpful.

the travis/stereophonics/ocs = dmb/hootie/cunting crows is spot-on, well done. can we all go home now?

Charlie (Charlie), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

the only artist we even came close to agreeing on as great was James Brown.

What that says about "our" collective tastes, I'm not entirely sure...

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually, I honestly would really like to like DMB, they're talented (I got a Vic Wooten/Carter Beauford DVD that is, like, WOW), their songs generally don't offend me or piss me off, they fight the good fight in that they're very distinct and completely not something that should have mainstream appeal yet it does, I've even seen them in concert a few times, but DANGIT WHY DON'T I FIND ANYTHING I ACTUALLY LIKE ABOUT IT!?!

Oh well. *sigh*

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm just average, common too
I'm just like him, the same as you
I'm everybody's brother and son
I ain't different from anyone
It ain't no use a-talking to me
It's just the same as talking to you.

- "I Shall Be Free No. 10", B. Dylan

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

right on man, I think we should just leave it at that.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

We had all uniformly agreed on Dave Matthews Band as being the most hated until you appeared haha. Guess no-one else is gonna stick up for them though.
One thing. no-one ever agrees on anything here. Especially between the 'rock' fans and 'Pop' fans.

Ben Jones, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll stick up for DMB. Alex in NY, check this week's TV Guide for the incomplete Simpsons quote you paraphrased. RE: DMB, I find their music interesting; they are one of the few bands out there to incorporate violins, saxophones, and flutes into their music. Their music defies classification, so, if for no other reason, they are worthwhile for stretching the boundaries of music genres. You really can't fence them into any type of music - sometimes they sound like bluegrass, sometimes they sound like country, sometimes they sound like rock.

Secondly, I think the lyrics are stirring and evocative; they make me feel the emotion that the song is trying to convey. I also think that Dave Matthews is a very honest songwriter - he really seems to feel what he is writing. As to the lyrics being misogynistic, I don't see any evidence.

RE: the fans - I am not an attorney nor am I an accountant; I am not in college presently, and I have never been inside a frat house (personal choice). I also bathe daily, brush my hair, and find patchouli nauseating. I have never been nor will I ever be a hippie.

Enough said on my part.

DianaM41, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

" Their music defies classification, so, if for no other reason, they are worthwhile for stretching the boundaries of music genres."
y'wot? Are you serious?
What other music do you think does this?
I can assure you many more bands streth the boundaries of music genres.
Saxophone,Flutes, Guitars, Violins? Try Funkadelic, Godspeed You Black Emperor, (even Jethro Tull), King Crimson, Miles Davis, Spiritualized. And im deliberately trying to not be obscure here. Theres many more lesser known bands, who all push boundaries back way further than DMB.

Winker Watson, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

DMB > G!YBE

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Definitely the case when it comes political statements that are at least coherent and easy to read.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

What do DMB fans think about Nirvana (and grunge/indie rock in general)?
I always see them as preferring pearl jam as theyre better musicians and how much they hate Nirvana. Thats what theyre like in my personal experience.
And most think Alternative means Creed/DMB/REM.
But hey i'm aware it is a gross generalisation based on 5 people i know.

Winker Watson, Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Any real or musical reasons to hate him? He does all sorts of music."

... all of them mediocre at best.

Why do people hate him? EZ: He sucks.

Who do so many peole like him: EZ2: He sucks.

suleiman, Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

" Alex in NY, check this week's TV Guide for the incomplete Simpsons quote you paraphrased"

I swear to the deity of your choice, I was *NOT* quoting "the Simpsons"! I haven't even watched "the Simpsons" since about 1996. Get over it!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

stop quoting the Eagles Alex!

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

DMB fans do not like all of the same things. If 5 people who like Dave, don't like grunge/indie rock. It doesn't mean we all hate Nirvana. I personally like Nirvana, they had a unique tortured soul that was awesome to listen to.
Diana wasn't saying that the DMB is better than any of those bands you listed, Winker. She said they were worth while because they could mix genres, which is true.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

DMB never really seemed like my thing, but I don't think I've ever heard anything by them except some song that was on MTV a few years ago that was about ants marching(?) or something like that. If I were to download (sorry, I'm a cheapskate) one DMB song that would reveal to me their glory, where should I start, naga_pampa?

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 13 February 2003 03:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

try to find a live ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER, JIMI THING, BARTENDER, DON'T DRINK THE WATER, the last two are good for lyric content, the first two are good for the jam. PLEASE listen to the whole song, and not just the first two minutes. If you don't like these songs, they're probably not for you.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Thursday, 13 February 2003 03:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alright, thanks for the recommendations. I'll see what I can find.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 13 February 2003 03:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

dmb IS frat rawk.
it's the sndtrk to date rapes and beer bongs.
it's the horrible sound of pseudo hippies (see phish,bella fleck).
it's the stuff that makes me appreciate 20 minutes of feedback.
not for what it is, but for what it's not...
dmb makes me think that people deserve what happens to them.

edde, Thursday, 13 February 2003 04:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Christ you people are punks.

DMB and Mayer are rilly nothing alike aside from the "guy with guitar" thing and even that's pushing it given DMB's lush orchestration and Mayer's uh... lack of that.

DMB's earlier stuff rilly was quite unique sounding but ultimately it frustrated me coz every single was "unique" the same way and Crash was as pleasant a song to idle a summer away to as any Belle and Sebastian and most importantly I would FAR prefer DMB to Wilco, GY!BE, Sigur Ros, or any other "dreamy" semi-popular hip alterna-dross out there.

Not that I listen to any really, but.. I mean haven't we gotten over hating a band for its audience? Tho i suspect that the real root of the hate is that fratboy whatever types listen to DMB and feel "deep" and the gulf between the claim of "deep" and the not really that deep followthru or between "musically inventive" and the okay-not-really-that-inventive followthru is what puts foax off -- "Oh my god! People are looking for MUSICAL INNOVATION and getting THIS instead!" when in fact people are looking for something like DMB and getting precisely that.

I mean, fratboys put on Roxy to feel "sexy" -- does that make Roxy Music bad?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 13 February 2003 06:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

DMB play false metal.

original bgm, Thursday, 13 February 2003 06:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I mean, fratboys put on Roxy to feel "sexy" -- does that make Roxy Music bad?

Nope. DMB still eats, though. Rather than saying they're better than Godspeed/Sigur etc., I'd prefer to equate them. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 07:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Both put me to sleep. But DMB make me feel happy instead of alienated or paranoid as I drift off.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 13 February 2003 07:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned, you anger my ferret! How can one push the Windy and Carl and not the G!Y!B!E! or Itchy Woooo? How HOWWWW!?!?

To that freaking hippie, can you not see Dave Mathews Band suck my farty wind?!?! How can you not feel the vibe!!?!

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 February 2003 07:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

dmb IS frat rawk.

The Rhino Frat Rock box set is much better than any DMB I've ever heard.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 13 February 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

I managed to dig up one of those songs you recommended, naga_pampa, it's "Bartender" from something called the "Lillywhite Sessions" (apparently this is kind of a revered studio bootleg in DMB circles). I know that listening to one song hardly makes me a DMB expert, but without further ado, my $0.02:

What I liked about the song: Well, first of all, these guys are a real band - ie., they can play their instruments, they get a groove going, they are tasteful. The song had a nice loose-limbed, live feeling despite being a studio recording. Unlike a lot of the studio confections on the rock charts, it doesn't have that grisly Dr. Frankenstein after-taste of being patched together in Pro Tools and then zapped into life. (Not to say that there isn't a place for studio confectionery, but it's refreshing to hear alternatives to it.) No doubt these guys can also play their songs well in a live setting, which is a definite plus if you like live music (which I do).

What I didn't like: I mentioned being tasteful as a good thing in the previous paragraph, and to a certain extent it is, but it can also be a bad thing, I think, when it shows that the band is reluctant to take chances. My favorite type of music to see in a live setting is jazz, and there are some similarities between this music and certain types of jazz: the celebration of musicianship, the emphasis on rhythm, soloing over a repeated chord progression. However, none of the solos I heard (and again this is only based on one song, so take this with a grain of salt) really excited me. The soloists seemed reluctant to stretch out and take center stage, so to speak. As a result, the music ended up seeming kind of faceless. You don't hear the individual personalities of the musicians coming through. Perhaps this is an intentional decision to give the group jam priority over the individual expression, but if you're not going to have interesting solos, what exactly is the purpose of repeating a fairly uninteresting chord progression so many times? I think the answer is probably is that this is a form of dance music - because this is a structure that you often find in dance music. The purpose of the long repetitive passages is to give people the opportunity to dance. Which is fine, I guess, if you like to dance, but it can get a bit dull when listening just for the sake of listening. Anyway, that's my take on the music. As for the singing, well, I must admit that Dave Matthew's singing style is a bit mannered for my taste. He is a member of the Eddie Vedder school of masculine emoting through tasteful bellows and groans, except that he occasionally throws in a yodel, which is just odd. The lyrics also do little for me. The central conceit of this song is that he is asking a bartender for the drink of the wine that brought Jesus back to life. There's one nagging flaw with this conceit: namely that nowhere in the legend of Jesus is anything mentioned about any drinks of wine bringing him back to life. So the symbolism doesn't really go anywhere.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned, you anger my ferret! How can one push the Windy and Carl and not the G!Y!B!E! or Itchy Woooo? How HOWWWW!?!

Because the first rules and the others do not. Or rather, the first puts me to gentle sleep with a smile on my face, the second puts me to sleep, period, and the third makes me think, "Can't I just listen to some In the Nursery instead?"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"DMB and Mayer are rilly nothing alike aside from the "guy with guitar" thing"

Wrong. LISTEN TO MAYER'S VOCALS!!!!! It has nothing to do with the guitar.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 13 February 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mayer does the fey open vocal thing but DMB bends it and stretches it and puts it to odd cadences. I mean the fey open vocal thing is just this common male singer-songwriter voice, which like Duncan Sheik and David Grey and they all use.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

they both got the berklee connection goin on and it shows

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's the shoes, it's gotta be the shoes.

Carey (Carey), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dave Matthews is the Bud Light of music.

david day (winslow), Thursday, 13 February 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

im glad you all dont like dmb. have fun at your creed shows!

katie41414442222, Thursday, 13 February 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Creed? isnt that where DMB fans hang out now? haha

jason pole, Thursday, 13 February 2003 23:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

im glad you all dont like dmb. have fun at your creed shows!

-- katie41414442222

Clearly not someone who regularly reads ILM.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 13 February 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

People like Katie make me nostalgic for when I was 13.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I had no idea there was such animosity between Creed fans and DMB fans!

Divide and conquer...

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 14 February 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't really see a difference between Creed fans and DMB fans, personally.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

well, I bet neither camp could tell the difference between a Sigur Ros and a G!YBE fan either...

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 14 February 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

One group is all sullen and angsty while the other group moons around shouting "Itchy-WOO!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I do not moon, I float.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not to beat a dead horse, but those acoustic guitars he uses with the electric pick-ups sound like dog-doo. You know the ones I'm talking about, they've got plastic bodies on them. I know they're convenient for playing live but they sound horrible, way too clean.

Come to think of it, everything else about them kind of fits that sound as well.

Dave Beckhouse (Dave Beckhouse), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Not to beat a dead horse, but those acoustic guitars he uses with the electric pick-ups sound like dog-doo. You know the ones I'm talking about, they've got plastic bodies on them. I know they're convenient for playing live but they sound horrible, way too clean."

AGH! Ohmigod this is so so true. I'm appalled that these things are so common. I had a very hard time finding an acoustic guitar that had an electric pick-up that *wasn't* one of these shitty-sounding models with the plastic body and the little sliders on top. The sound is indeed godawful - really thin and useless. I don't understand why people don't stick with decent wood acoustics and just use good contact mics.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 14 February 2003 01:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

There cheaper for when they break their shit up at the end of everyshow in a Who like orgy.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

go listen to your elitist smug indie sonic youth records if you can't understand the catchy melodic pop brilliance that is the dave matthews band.

Evan (Evan), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

"What Would You Say" and "Ants Marching" are good. "I Did It" and "The Space Between" are horrible. Haven't heard much else.

Curtis Stephens, Friday, 14 February 2003 01:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

What they need is the bomb chick like Len, then they would be catchy and brilliant. Or a guy that wears black contact lens and looks like a monkey. Monkeys are good at hackeysack.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago) link


I think Rockists and Popists can mostly agree that DMB is CRAP.

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

But where does that leave the jamists?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think there are some Jamists that hate DMB.....

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 14 February 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

There must be some people who like them. They regularly sell-out stadiums and their albums have sold > 13 million copies.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 14 February 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

creed??? no,no,please, no.
it's ALMOST as bad as bmb.
but, you know what they say about "close". and this is neither situation.
dmb seems to be regressing as opposed to getting better. i don't get that.
i've been forced to hear damn near everything the man has ever done. that being said, there's worse stuff out there, not alot, but some.
creed shows??? where did that come from?? oh, right. a dmb fan. noted.
as for indie-smug-sonic-youth comment...uh, ok. i will.
and i'll enjoy it, ya know why? cuz it's not dmb. and no, it's not always the greatest thing since the bread maker, it's at least a step above the medicority that is dmb.
zing-splash.

eded, Friday, 14 February 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

13 million birthday presents from mom&dad? Its the reason I have a Hootie cd.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just listened to "The Maker". It's quite good. You're all mental.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Quiet you! Next your going to proclaim the grebtness of Goddo.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I mean, what's wrong with this? He seems like a very good singer, the musicianship is flawless, the melody and arrangement are perfectly constructed. It may be a little corny but no worse in that regard than Peter Gabriel or something.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Far more impressive than the Hip, BTW.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think your comparing mom and dad's hand me down minivan to Gabriel's Land Rover

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

This live jam of "Bartender" is really boring though. I listened to four other live tracks and nothing was as good as "The Maker" so maybe it was a fluke. Why the fuck are these people applauding?

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

cause they're stoned?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

or someone on stage just did a really nice jester?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

or someone on stage just did a really nice jester?

Dan to thread!

Curtis Stephens, Friday, 14 February 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan outted in hackey sack back stage shocker at intermission.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Listen to "Crush" off BTCS.

ilikedmb, Friday, 14 February 2003 22:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

GODDAMMIT!!!

At least it's not as bad as Gwen 'n' Moby though.

Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 16 February 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Dave Matthews performing w/Blue Man Group.. you'll have to scroll down to find it)

Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 16 February 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dear Mrs Sinker,

Further to your question about Dave Matthew’s Band I will attempt to explain why people generally don’t like them and also why these people do not tend to like people who like DMB.

The normal complaint that is levelled at DMB is that they are boring. In this context boring means that they conform (and this is an important word), and their music conforms, to ordinary well worn structures (personally: gruff male archetypes, drummer, bassist, guitarist, singer – normal band structure; musically: verse chorus verse, like say ordinary, eg, Meatloaf songs of the 1970s – dirge is a word which comes up often) made with well worn sounds (over-emoting, brillo-pad vocals, which is to say it sounds like he has nodules on his vocal cords and so sounds a bit rough, like his voice has been sand-papered – trad is another word which comes up). People conflate these two conceptions of ‘ordinary’ (sounds and structures) found in the band’s music with the band’s image to help them paint the band as super-ordinary. Essentially, they are aggressively normal.

(I guess one of the reasons people dislike people who like DMB is for this subscription to aggressive normalness: they perceive that they DMB fans haven’t made a conscious choice because they perceive that they aren’t questioning and that they are automatons.)

Also, Mrs Sinker, a large deal of the antipathy towards DMB fans is brought along to the table by the fact that the people who, statistically, turn out to be DMB fans are also of a group that ‘us’ people don’t like: jocks. So again there is a conflation of images. We end up merging jocks and DMB fans, attributing DMB fans with jock characteristics and vice versa and obviously this bleeds into our perception of the band because at some point or other people forget how to dissociate band from fan. And it doesn’t really help when DM looks like a fan of DMB.

A part of the anger is frustration that music which is similar but slightly ‘better’ (ie different, newer guitar music which isn’t re-tracing old routes, bands with silly names like Man or Astroman? Oxes [note: not Oxen, and no definite article], Shellac) doesn’t get the audience – this is fed by a belief that the DMB fans haven’t listened to our bands and that if they did they would like them. It’s a sort of distrust because we think that they’ve heard DMB liked them alright and thought we don’t need any more music in our life so stopped there. If this is true then it would display a value that we do not know how to handle as of yet: (1) there is an endpoint to music absorption and (2) there is an endpoint to a questing attitude.

Now, I know your son is fond of ‘have fun starting arguments’ which is in direct quarrel with number (2) there so if he can verify that that is part of the distrust and if he’s willing to say it is valid distrust then we might have nailed DMB fans a little, but of course we can’t cast them all into this giant great swirling vortex. Also, it would still leave the problem of finding reasons to hate the band.

I hope this clears some of the trouble you were experiencing up Mrs Sinker. Please pass my regards onto your son.

Yours sincerely,

Dh.

Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 16 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

:::yawn:::

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

mrs sinket to thread! she must!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 17 February 2003 11:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

1. Band solos indiscriminately throughout each & every song. 2. Drummer has no dynamics and won't quit showing off. 3. The lyrics don't call for the kind of roaring Matthews insists on doing. 4. Fans cheer at all the wrong moments. 5. Saxophones eat shit, especially those tootly-faux-New Orleans saxes his songs are full of. 5. It's not improvising if you practice that way every time. 6. Sorry, Evan and you other fans, I haven't met a fan of theirs yet I can get along with, even on a passing basis. I like to think you'd be the exception. I used to think Phish fans were the same people, but I get along pretty well with them, and no longer hate Phish.

matt riedl (veal), Monday, 17 February 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

This live jam of "Bartender" is really boring though. I listened to four other live tracks and nothing was as good as "The Maker" so maybe it was a fluke.

I believe that "The Maker" is Daniel Lanois' song, sometimes called "Eyes of the Maker." The Jerry Garcia Band used to do a lovely version of it.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

i hate dmb too but to say the drummer doesnt have dynamics is pretty silly

chaki (chaki), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

FWIW, i did say that i'd rather listen to DMB than Sigur Ros (and you can add GYBE! too), which puts me in the same league as Sterling i suppose.

i also have no time for any of DMB, SR, or GYBE!, which puts me in the same league as Ned. why waste yer time on crap?

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 21 February 2003 04:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I believe that "The Maker" is Daniel Lanois' song, sometimes called "Eyes of the Maker." The Jerry Garcia Band used to do a lovely version of it.

Oh. In that case the DMB suck ass and you're all justified in hating them.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 21 February 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yall are a bunch of ignorant sluts...each band member are very talented muscians....tell me, what are yalls fav. bands?

FUCKYALL, Sunday, 23 February 2003 07:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dave matthews Fans that i know love Hootie & The Blowfish and Phish, Think Spin Doctors were a great grunge band, They like Matchbox Twenty and think Meredith Brooks & Alannis Morrissette are 'Alternative and edgy'
how the hell can something as safe as Meredith Brooks be alternative is beyond me. Oh i forgotm shes got endorsements by fellow musos like Dave Matthews! *shudders*
Ive never net a DMB fan with good taste.
DMB are the Huey Lewis & The News of the 90's and 00's.

Evan Seinfeld, Sunday, 23 February 2003 11:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

My favorite bands are Husker Du, Smiths, Joy Division, Shellac, Big Black, Killing Joke, Massive Attack, Underworld,Flaming Lips, Spiritualized.
Whats yours FUCKYALL?

Evan Seinfeld, Sunday, 23 February 2003 11:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

All indie rock sucks. Open your minds to the genius of Meredith and Dave Matthews. I wish they would collaborate. She should produce the next DMB.
Killing Joke? arent they the dodgy 80s goth band? hahahhaa.

brent davies, Sunday, 23 February 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

''arent they the dodgy 80s goth band?''

hehehe...I demand Alex in NYC posts to this thread!

''Open your minds to the genius of Meredith and Dave Matthews.''

TROLL!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 23 February 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

TROLL! ?
Am i not entitled to an opinion? I got a link to this board from a friend on a DMB message board. As far as i know i dont exist in fairy tale form under a bridge.
Dave & Meredith rock in my opinion. Who cares if you dont agree with me. Just respect the fact i have an opinion. No need to call me names. (FYI i know what a troll is innetspeak)
bye.

brent davies, Sunday, 23 February 2003 17:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

As far as i know i dont exist in fairy tale form under a bridge.

Ontological Crises Anonymous to thread!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 February 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Killing Joke? arent they the dodgy 80s goth band? hahahhaa."

I'm way too tired, achey and hungover to respond to this properly, but surely the opinions of a zealous DMB fan are moot anyway, right?

In any case, FUCK YOU, you squirming, corpse-felching MAGGOT!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 23 February 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

''TROLL! ?''

I was only joking (and this is a 'joke' around these boards).

actually I should have just asked: why do u think DMB is way better than say, ''all indie rock''?

alex in NYC's ans is very pretty.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 23 February 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't believe Mrs Sinker didn't come on. I don't think my explanation was particularly good or insightful. But it was an attempt.

Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 23 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread is silly. DMB have the bacon-ey stench of Canada all over them! (despite being Americans, I think)

original bgm, Sunday, 23 February 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

And Bread did the whole soft rock thing better.

original bgm, Sunday, 23 February 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Hey, just cause I like DMB doesn't mean I don't like TOOL, Van Halen, Rush , Norah Jones, and Stevie Wonder"...do you like ANYthing good? Do you like ANYthing not on a major label? You're probably not a dupe, naga pampa...but I think you're being duped!

matt riedl (veal), Monday, 24 February 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just because its on a major label doesnt mean it sucks. No need to be so rude to Naga Pampa or other DMB fans(although they were rude to indie rock and pop fans)But naga pampa hasnt been nasty to anyone.
Theyre all entitled to like what they like.
Im sure they will agree as much as ILMers that Norah Jones sucks for instance. Or Avril Lavigne.
Gimme DMB over Avril Lavigne or Kelly osbourne any day. Its not good pop at all.

Blinky, Tuesday, 25 February 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Waitasec. I'm feeling deja vu.
I distinctly remember a couple years back, somebody started a thread about the Killing Joke. And it was flamed by hordes of Killing Joke Fans, the most vocal of which was a new guy calling himself Alex in NYC.
End Result: Alex in NYC stuck around and became the most Active Poster in the History of ILM, evah

flash foward to the present day....

somebody started a thread about the Dave Matthews Band. And it was flamed by hordes of DMB Fans...I fear that sometimes soon an "Alex in NYC"-esque DMB fan will begin posting early and often every day, until he becomes the Most Active Poster. And he will post photos of DMB in every thread...and the DMB Fan will demand that we all "Honour the..." (whatever it DMB fans honour) and the world will become a much darker and more horrid place.

(Note to the real Alex in NYC: I'm not busting your nut, I'd *genuinely prefer* a KJ fan over a DMB fan for the post of "most fanatical ILM poster.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 00:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Im sure they will agree as much as ILMers that Norah Jones sucks for instance. Or Avril Lavigne.
Gimme DMB over Avril Lavigne or Kelly osbourne any day. Its not good pop at all.

those are incorrect generalizations of "ILMers".

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 00:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think I was being rude at all. Let him fight his own battles, if there's even a "battle" here. Every artist he named is on a major, and, I believe, they were ALWAYS on majors. A lot of people don't even realize they're being force-fed until they spit out that last nasty mouthful. Naga Pampa, no offense meant, but I'll stand by my thoughts on the subject.

matt riedl (veal), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

matt - most of these dmb-types self-released stuff (and sold plenty) long before they signed to a major. John Mayer was packing theaters well before he went major, as did Dave Matthews, as did Hootie

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

With all due respect, I'm not a DMB fan, but they are far better than Hootie.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who's that hatin on Huey Lewis & the News?

Stuart (Stuart), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 00:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

ahem....
DMB will continue to blow until...
A-DM dies from the coke he seems to love.
B-the other 83% of the US of A come out of it and get all the DMB fans together for a nice little "picnic in the ocean"
C-the other members of DMB realize that the cash cow is poison, and stage a coup. outting DM for being, in all actuallity, Jon Denver in disguise!!! the remaining DMB fans who do not kill themselves out of dismay or graduate from college and move on to higher musical tastes, will convert to Est, and rejoice in a massive rendition of "Rocky Mountian Train" followed by an all vocal rendition of "the white album".
phish fans will contemptously twirl.

edde, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

DMB are awful Anyone who likes a band just because theyre amazing at their instruments are sad shallow people. Thats a LOT of DMB/Phish/Jam Bands/Metal fans.

As for majors vs indie. Its irrelevant these days. It depends on what sort of deal they get. Space were on an 'indie' and got shafted didnt they? Im sure theres many other incidents. Indie labels are as likely to be run by greedy bastards as a major.(with some exceptions obviously)

grant v, Thursday, 27 February 2003 12:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

do any black people like dave mathews band?

Check that out DMB fans..

Iain Bigg, Thursday, 27 February 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

DMB,Hootie , Huey Lewis & The News suck more than Creed!

fred, Friday, 28 February 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Huey Lewis > Hootie > DMB > Creed

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 28 February 2003 03:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

No one sucks more than Creed. Sorry, Fred.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 28 February 2003 03:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

"now just extend it seven minutes with bongos" -- Mr Noodles (infinitec0w...), February 11th, 2003

Bongos?! Didn't Carter play the bongos at Yoshii's on 5-10-95? Or was that Crater?

DMBGurrrl, Friday, 28 February 2003 18:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, Nick played the bongos, but it was at Tokyo's on 09-13-98 or something.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 28 February 2003 19:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

fred: DMB,Hootie , Huey Lewis & The News suck more than Creed!
blasphemy.
Huey Lewis > Hootie > DMB > Creed
Okay. *This* one I'll vouch for.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 28 February 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

OK, I'll bite. I am a dmb fan. I love their music, the lyrics, the musicanship, the fact that they are, despite what many of you have said, different from most of the music that is out there today. Different from Mayer, Hootie, Phish and all the other bands and musicians they get lumped together with (I'm not saying these other bands are bad, just different). It iritates me when poeople judge DMB when they have only heard a few of their songs (Crash Into Me, The Space Between, Where Are You Going). I wish people would listen to more of the music before forming an opion of the band. There is so much more music then what is on the radio. Listen to a song like Halloween or The Last Stop for example, and you will find it completely different from Crash or The Space Between. Throughout my time as a fan I have experienced prejudices because I happen to love this band. I have never really understood the hatread of this band and their fans. Despite what people think all DMB fans are not Frat-boys, jocks, hippies and pot-heads. I am not one of those things. Don't hate someone because you don't happen to enjoy the same tyopes of music, that's like hating soomeone because of their religion or the social status. It's stupid to lump all fans of one band into a catagory and decide that because they like this band you will hate them all. That being said, I would recomend that those of you that have only heard DMB's singles listen to a few of their other songs and then make you decisions. A few of my favs are: Two Step, Jimi Thing, Halloween, Last Stop, Warehouse, #41, #36. Then if you still don't like the music, that's fine, despite what people think DMB fans aren't like Jehova's Witnesses (I think I spelled that wrong), we aren't a cult, and most of us don't really care whether you like the music or not. Have a great day!

sarah4136, Friday, 28 February 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

There is so much more music then what is on the radio.

Yup.

DMB fans aren't like Jehova's Witnesses

I like the idea of fans of any band riding around on bikes like the Mormons, winning people over via house to house visits.

To be fair, Sarah, you're quite correct in general. You like them and that's what matters, and you shouldn't care what anyone else thinks. But like it or not, other people will have their opinions on the matter and will disagree with you on them if that's what they feel. That's the way things work. From where you're standing, those others are not 'right,' but they're not wrong either.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

But Sarah, I've heard the first two albums. I really wanted to like them. I never did, outside of a few of the radio songs that you feel are their lesser work. It's not like I didn't try to get into them!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 February 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

i happen to love the dmb and will travel almost anywhere in the united states to see them. that is a lot of traveling as our country is much much larger than yours (unless you are in china, russia, or india) and they play in front of a full house every night so who cares what you europeans think. if you were to give them a try with an open mind then you might just like them. do not just dislike them because it is the cool thing to do on this board. and not everybody agrees with dave on everything he does because we should LIBERATE IRAQ

craig johnson, Friday, 28 February 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

USA! USA! Go for the gold Craig!

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 28 February 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Craig, I am embarrassed to come from the same state as you.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 February 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

does Craig realise that almost all the DMB hate is coming from his fellow countrymen, as most Europeons don't know and could give a fuck who Dave Matthews is?

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 28 February 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

and not everybody agrees with dave on everything he does because we should LIBERATE IRAQ

Then get off your ass and get over there and do it, cowboy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hate chickenhawks.

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 28 February 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

So do little boys.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread is at last finding its level!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't mind DMB, but I hate the audience at their shows, which is comprised of sorority girls and drunk frat guys hitting on sorority girls.

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 1 March 2003 04:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

How about we listen to somebody with some credibility on this issue. Would you all agree that U2 is a fairly decent band? Would you believe Bono is fairly talented?? Well this have bono speak about this issue


"The first time I heard him(Dave) I thought he was a black jazz artist.The song I heard (crush) from him and his bandmates was
amazing and had a distinct soulful feel to it, the feel that you don't hear much at all today from bands. Their drummer(carter) has God like drumming skills,amazing live band their just lit from beginning to end.I just got around to picking up their new one Busted Stuff, fucking mindblowing music.
All the musicans bring somthing to the table so your always full ya know?They literally have created their own genre of music and that right there is quite a thrill mate."- Bono ,Showbiz Iraland Maginzine 3-2-03

Is this why we hate dmb?? yah dmb..they suck..riiiiiiiight

Mark, Saturday, 1 March 2003 06:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

What the hell does Bono have to do with this? And who cares if he likes DMB or not?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 1 March 2003 06:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Showbiz Iraland Maginzine is a great read

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 1 March 2003 09:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

How about we listen to somebody with some credibility on this issue. Would you all agree that U2 is a fairly decent band?

Unfortunately I think you just shot yourself in the foot.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 March 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

has anyone noticed that a lot of these posts have been incredibly racist....

P.S(especially the non-dmb fans you white trash pieces of shit)

P.S.S(have you guys ever realize that your just dissing people you will never be i.e Accountants, lawyers, people that go to university)

DMB FAN 4/20, Saturday, 1 March 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

another 'interesting' post. what a quietly storming afternoon we are having today.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 1 March 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh let me guess..u2 is a terrible band also and bono sucks. i would say its safe to say that u2 is one of the most established and celebrated rock bands in rock history..count the number of awards..count the number of years they have been together..etc..etc..etc...dont argue for the sake of argument you all are just digging yourselves into a deeper ditch..please be reminded i have not said one bad thing about linkin park.

mark, Saturday, 1 March 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

who cares what bono thinks..obviously not you..it just brought some credibility to this topic..do you know what credibility is??? its something you try to use when you argue with people ..get it??

mark, Saturday, 1 March 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think you get it. never mind.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 1 March 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

dmb will only be defended by dmb fans, not casual listeners...
by bringing U2 into the topic, the depths are now being plumbed...
BTW-yeah, u2 is now among the shit bands. i don't need another Paul Simon or Billy Joel, fuck you very much.
racist?? why? because someone said "black"??? is that racist?
if so, geez, take yr pills...

eded, Saturday, 1 March 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Julio - why d'you keep clicking on this link, it's obv. you don't like DMB, and you almost know what the unread posts are going to say, yet still you come in, pop a more-than-a-little-smug dismissal at The Googler, then scurry off. C'mon d00d. Bring the love. Imbibe the vibe ((c) Ronan, 2001).

Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 1 March 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lazy HTML as signifier of disdain withstanding, that wasn't meant to be/sound nasty.

Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 1 March 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

But like it or not, other people will have their opinions on the matter and will disagree with you on them if that's what they feel. That's the way things work. From where you're standing, those others are not 'right,' but they're not wrong either. -- Ned Raggett

Ned, like I said I don't care if people like the music or not. That's their opinion. It's when people are prejudiced towards me and other fans that there begins to be a problem. I happen to hate the music of the band Creed, but I don't hate all Creed fans just because they like music that I don't. I have been treated very unfairly at times because I happen to be a DMB fan. A lot of people assume I am a pot-head and that all I do is get drunk and listen to DMB. That's not my life at all. I don't really know of many other bands or artists whose fans get so much hatred. Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me that DMB fans are some of the most hated fans around and I still don't understand why. Maybe someone could enlighten me?

sarah4136, Saturday, 1 March 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

''Julio - why d'you keep clicking on this link, it's obv. you don't like DMB, and you almost know what the unread posts are going to say, yet still you come in, pop a more-than-a-little-smug dismissal at The Googler, then scurry off.''

It's not that I don't like them, its just that I haven't heard a single note from them.

some of the comments are idiotic (if bono likes 'em that must mean something...).

But you know I do the 'smug' thing most of the time anyway cozen, and especially so at the weekends since this place is nearly dead.

You are right. I'll restrain myself.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 1 March 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

If Bono likes 'em, it must mean something. Not necessarily an interesting something, tho'. And yeh, I haven't heard a single note from them, either. That's weird, right? They're massive in America - surely there is some bleeding into Britain?

Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 1 March 2003 19:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

But Sarah, I've heard the first two albums. I really wanted to like them. I never did, outside of a few of the radio songs that you feel are their lesser work. It's not like I didn't try to get into them! --Dan

OK. So you don't like them. I'm sure I don't like some of the same music as you. But that doesn't mean we can't get along, and that is my main point.

sarah4136, Saturday, 1 March 2003 19:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I never said it didn't mean we can't get along! The meanest things I've said on this thread have been direct responses to idiots (direct responses to individuals) and saying that the violinist looks like The Predator (which he does, really).

I don't really know of many other bands or artists whose fans get so much hatred.

Pretty much EVERY band's fans has negative stereotypes. I've spent most of my life deply into Prince (ergo I MUST be a bisexual, hyper-promiscuous fop obsesed with Jesus) and The Cure (ergo I must think I'm a suicidal vampire fairy). Ask fans of The Smiths what people thought of them, or the Sex Pistols, or Marilyn Manson, or pretty much any band or artist out there.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 1 March 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lord knows I love hearing it, but I'm still confused why that guy looks like the Predator. Maybe somebody could put pictures up for us to compare.

I got enough crap for liking REM in elementary school, I can't even IMAGINE what I would have gotten for Prince-appreciation (save for the Batman soundtrack, which was cool because it was about Batman). Maybe that's why I didn't really go nuts about pop until college (even though I watched it all the time on tv I only purchased "alternative" albums).

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 March 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ahhh, it's the hair that does it. Thank you (I was thinking more about that mouth and don't see much comparison there). Maybe Danny Glover raped the Predator at the end of Predator 2. Hee hee snort!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 March 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

''If Bono likes 'em, it must mean something. Not necessarily an interesting something, tho'.''

I was being sarcastic as it isn't interesting.

band x likes band y.

that band x is U2 is nothing to me.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 1 March 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh vienna!

(hi ned)

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 March 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I know, julio.

Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well done, Anthony. ;-)

please be reminded i have not said one bad thing about linkin park.

Uh, yay? (To make it clearer, Mark -- I don't care how many awards they've won or how long they've been together or all that crap, what matters about U2 or any other band is what I think of their music. That should be all that matters to you as well. Or do you seriously go around rating bands based on those extraneous factors rather than their music?)

Ned, like I said I don't care if people like the music or not. That's their opinion. It's when people are prejudiced towards me and other fans that there begins to be a problem.

Fair enough, and as Dan has illustrated, that's something that is pretty commonly felt no matter what you're listening to. I will say though that you were 'irritated' when people judged Mr. Matthews and company on the basis of what they had heard via the radio songs -- so clearly you do care somewhat! ;-) I'm not saying that's a bad thing at all, we could all say something similar. And as Dan notes, his response (and mine) aren't to say, "We can't get along because you like DMB," it's to say, "We're not going to agree on this subject -- that means nothing else about anything else, though, or doesn't have to be." Which it sounds like we're all saying anyway.

ergo I must think I'm a suicidal vampire fairy

You don't, Dan? But but but I do! Oh wait...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

if you know the Cure at all, all liking them means is that you're pretty fucking sappy at times.

being a fan, I'm allowed to say that.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

''Yeah, I know, julio.''

oh, sorry

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

pretty fucking sappy

Seen as a verb phrase instead of a adjectival one, this suggests wonders.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

bucking for Dan's job, Ned?

ooh! another accidental double entendre!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

who cares what bono thinks..obviously not you..it just brought some credibility to this topic..do you know what credibility is??? its something you try to use when you argue with people ..get it??

Listen junior, not only have I invariably seen U2 more times than you've had hot dinners, I've actually sat down and talked to the man, so don't try to school me about his cred. I don't care if JAZ COLEMAN espouses the music of the Dave Mathews Band. Lending creedence to an artist just because someone you respect or admire likes them is no way to establish merit. Hell, I'm a massive fan of Julian Cope, but the records he cites on his website as 'crucial' I usually find nigh on unlistenable. What I can tell you is that to these ears, the music of the DMB is dead fucking boring and deplorably overrated by a nation of whistleheaded frat schmucks who don't know any better. I couldn't give less of a flaming fuckin' fig if Bono likes them -- he likes fuckin' Patti Smith too, and ya don't see me charging out my door to go buy her fuckin' crappy albums.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

HONOR THE ULCER!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

sorry, I mean HONOR THE FIRE!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

''Listen junior''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

*cough*Shania Ramone*cough*

Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 1 March 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tom - delete ILM please

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 2 March 2003 01:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

question for the dmb fans: which jammin totally unique dmb track is best for balancing your bankbook and which is best for dateraping sorority girls? cuz I've been told "tripping billies" for both (Bono says it's great for balancing your checkbook!)

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 2 March 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

date rapin' sorority chix R0x0r, u r all gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Sunday, 2 March 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

ATTN: Forum Moderator...
I don't know who posted the last post, but it sure as hell wasn't me.
Please remove it.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 3 March 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, personally I think AOR sounds better when the singer doesn't attempt to sound like Eddie Fucking Vedder...

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 3 March 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Thank you for the mental image of the Iron Maiden mascot attempting to violate the lead singer of Pearl Jam, Geir.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 March 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

LOL :-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 3 March 2003 17:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Vedder's not really my type, actually

http://maidenheaven2.tripod.com/mascots/eddie8.jpg

Eddie (vassifer), Monday, 3 March 2003 17:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

But Tripod hosting images are?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 March 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Thank you for the mental image of the Iron Maiden mascot attempting to violate the lead singer of Pearl Jam, Geir.)
Yeah, but Eddie doesn't swing that way...

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't believe I've just wasted half an hour of my life reading this bloody thread. And I've never even heard of Dave Matthews before.

ILX in more addictive and debilitating than crack cocaine shock. I can feel time slowly ceasing to have any meaning.

James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

has anyone noticed that a lot of these posts have been incredibly racist....
P.S(especially the non-dmb fans you white trash pieces of shit)

P.S.S(have you guys ever realize that your just dissing people you will never be i.e Accountants, lawyers, people that go to university)

I think this is the most pathetic thing I've read in years. It's taken me this long to stop laughing at this post and the deeply feeble mind that concocted it. The best thing you can come up with is "you're just jealous that you aren't an accountant"???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am jealous of the missed attempt to extort, but would be a touch worried that I might be caught. Then I would be sent to prison and not allowed to listen to DMB, apparently. *thinks* Wait, this sounds like a good idea!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't care if JAZ COLEMAN espouses the music of the Dave Mathews Band

oh yes you do

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Heya John! So I hear you met someone I know in San Francisco.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

You people are ridiculous. You say you hate Dave Matthews Band, but you have nothing to back your comments, and nothing better to say than, "I hate his voice" or "he's a hippe and I hate hippies". Most of you have never even seen DMB, so in my mind, you have absolutly no idea what you're talking about.
I've been listening to them for almost six years and they have never once disappointed me live or musically.
And comparing him to Hitler? I think that's the rudest, most iggnorant thing I have ever heard. Hitler killed 6 million people. Dave makes 6 million people happy every year by putting on amazing shows and for a few hours, making them forget about all the shit that goes on in the world.
And wishing death upon him...come on guys. He's a musician. Hate him if you want, but there's certainly no reason to wish death upon someone who's music you simply don't identify with.
I have laughed so hard at some of you. Saying that Pearl Jam, U2, Counting Crows and Phish are horrible...even though they can sell out stadiums in minutes and have more fans around the world than any other band in history. Phish sold almost a million tickets to "The Great Went" in 1998. Something tells me this wouldn't happen to a band if people didn't like listening to them.
If you don't like him, shut the hell up about it. Because those of us who do are tired of listening to your iggnorant comments about something you obviously know nothing about.

Cheers,
Gracie in Canada

Gracie, Monday, 10 March 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

iggnorant

Oh sweet irony.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 March 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have a GREAT reason to hate Dave Matthews, despite his shitty music. Apparently, his affinity for the Dead doesn't extend to the sharing of their philosophy regarding bootlegging CDs. The fucker had his "people" investigate several independent record stores in the city I worked in - Basically putting my job in jeopardy. How's that for a reason to hate a millionaire?

Several stores (including ours) were fined, and in Westchetsre, NY ALONE, two record stores were shut down (temporarily or not, I'm not sure) because Matthews objected to the selling of his "bootlegs" -

Nowadays, we call that section the "import" section and are very careful to never use the 'B' word, suspicious of spies and other soulless metermaid types.

My store, for our part, staged a boycott of all Dave Matthews CDs.

Fuck him and his shitty, sterile music.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 10 March 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

this thread is the best google-bait in AGES

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 March 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

you have nothing to back your comments, and nothing better to say than, "I hate his voice"

This is a very good reason to hate anything, actually.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 March 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I THINK DAVE MATTHEWS WRITES INSIPID SONGS.

Also, doesn't he have some disease that will cause him to lose his guitar playing sk1llz eventually (I think someone said that to me)? If so, let's give all our money to AIDS research instead.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 10 March 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Roger, I'm sorry that happened. And it's totally cool that you don't like them. I respect that. I just hate it when people run the band down when they don't have a good reason.

Jon Williams...that is such an ignorant thing to say. Want to do some research and find the name of this so called disease? I'm actually really curious. Unless it's arthritis...

Alex, excuse me for making a typo. I know it makes me such an idiot...and I know you've probably never made one, am I right?

Cheers again,
Gracie

Gracie, Monday, 10 March 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

The reasons that bands are so against bootlegging is because it screws the fans

Most people here are really good at hating. I don't care for Dave Matthews, but there is no reason for wreckless hate
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Gbicec, Monday, 10 March 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

The reasons that bands are so against bootlegging is because it screws the fans

Is somebody paying you to say this? Bootlegging has always been one of the most satisfying things about being a fan. Even/especially when you buy a shitty-sounding bootleg (Lou Reed's Blondes Have More Fun!, Australia ca. 1974), there's a great rite-of-passage feeling to entering the realm of psycho-fanhood where you're buying records you know are sub-par that you'll never listen to just because you have to own them. If not for bootlegging, how boring would it have been to be a Joy Division fan in 1985? Bootlegging=fanhood, labels & bands oppose it because they smell money that they're not getting...not because of any "artistic integrity" questions or anything.

...as the googlers always want me to add: "that's just my opinion" ;)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't like DMB, but at least I've seen them in concert 5 times, so I have some experience on which to base my dislike.

Although, at the time it came out, I thought the breakdown section of "What Would You Say" was kinda cool.

I kinda don't like the way their shows are supposed to be these huge improv spectacles, when in reality they pretty much just trade solos. I've honestly seen more adventurous improv interplay at Roots shows, Sonic Youth shows, even They Might Be Giants shows.

I don't exactly hate them on a Limp Bizkit/Creed actually-makes-me-sick-to-my-stomach level, I just don't particularly like their style of writing/improvising.

Carter Beauford, howevah, I must say is quite a drummer. I think it would be cool if he quit and joined Fishbone. :D

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

It would be even better if he quit and joined Ministry (even though Ministry sucks these days).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

It would be cool if he quit.

Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex, excuse me for making a typo. I know it makes me such an idiot...and I know you've probably never made one, am I right?

Au contraire, my vehement Canuck. Some argue that everything I've ever written was just one giant typo, but that wasn't my point. I was merely commenting on the exquisite irony of you decrying our collective ignorance, yet mispelling the word in the process. And it wasn't a typo, it was a misspelling (you did it twice).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

even though they can sell out stadiums in minutes and have more fans around the world than any other band in history.

Hitler had a lot of fans too.

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

Phish sold almost a million tickets to "The Great Went" in 1998. Something tells me this wouldn't happen to a band if people didn't like listening to them.

Maybe those people just don't know any better.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex, excuse me for mispelling a word. I'm sorry to have offended you. Really I am. And this "collective ignorance" you speak of, concerning the others on this board, was not intended for anyone else BUT you. You were the one that made the Hitler comment, so you're the one I will speak to about it. I also think it's icredibly rude of you to keep commenting on the Hitler thing. Millions of people died in his hands. I think that's hardly a fair comparison when we're talking about a musicians. And I don't think it's even remotely relative to what we're talking about here. It's like comparing Backstreet Boys to George Bush...there is no comparisson.

As for your comment about Phish's fans not knowing any better - that is a weak comment coming from someone who in MY opinion doesn't know any better either.

I am also curious to know, since you're so cynical about DMB, as well as other great bands such as U2, Phish, Pearl Jam and Counting Crows...what is it that YOU listen to? And I'm sure you would feel quite justifyed in defending them if I were to insult not only their music, but their very existance?

Cheers yet again,
Gracie

Gracie, Monday, 10 March 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

And I'm sure you would feel quite justifyed in defending them if I were to insult not only their music, but their very existance?

Happens here all the time, Gracie. Alex knows how to handle it, though. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex listens exclusively to Juice Newton, Gracie.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sorry i should have specified.
I am all for live taping, and then a trader's network of some type to distribute these tapings across a wide range of people, i am also for something like Pearl Jam did, where they make bootlegs of every show, and make them purchasable (i.e. $16 or less, and they did that for a 2 disc set, for like 50 shows or something ridiulous)

I am all against jerk CD stores who care nothing about the integrity of the band, nothing about the integrity of the music, have crappy recordings that they way overcharge, and screw the fans for. Bootlegging screws the fans in and of the fact that jerks go to shows, tape it, and then sell it for $60 to some shmuck who thinks he can't get it anywhere else.

Live Music trading: Yes
Bootlegging (ie jerks making money off me, who care nothing about what i feel, they just want a buck): No
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Gbicec, Monday, 10 March 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Good enough. You guys have fun.


Cheers,
Gracie

Gracie, Monday, 10 March 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

You were the one that made the Hitler comment, so you're the one I will speak to about it.

I don't know who brought Hitler into this debate first, sister, but it wasn't me. My invokation of the man (after your comment) was only to demonstrate that love of the masses doesn't necessarily equate a good thing.

I

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well folks without Dave Matthews we would not have Don Lennon's sublime 'Really Dave Matthews'.

S Samson, Tuesday, 11 March 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gracie, do you like Sonic Youth?

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

vas iz dis hatred uff ze Dafe Mattews Bend. Ze arh vundabar!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"labels & bands oppose it because they smell money that they're not getting"

here, here. trade at will, buyer beware.

i hope this thread will continue into ferever...
dmb is noodling on a cosmic level. and yes, phish do it better, but you know what, it's still boring as fuck. there's very few people whom i even want to hear solo for 10-15 minutes. dmb being at the very bottom of this imaginary list. right next to someone i really dislike less.
if dm is so "anti boot" why is there a thousand boots floating around that sound startlingly similar? oh, wait, nevermind...

gracie, i feel for ya. like i feel for the old dead heads. slightly sorry, slightly jealous that i can't dig what it is you like, but then i feel a little better because of it- it's taste. got it? good.
get it.

sounds like a commercial...

ed as Cobra Commander, Tuesday, 11 March 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
I stumbled upon this site by mistake. I like Dave Matthews. He has a unique style. Yes, others mimic him, but he was the first to come up with a jazzy, catchy, unique beet. I think he is very talented. He deserves everything he has recieved.

Jessica Jones, Monday, 21 April 2003 23:19 (twenty years ago) link

Unique beets for special borscht!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:41 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
Recommended DMB songs:
The verses of "The Space Between Us" (the chorus sucks ass)
The "I am no Superman" song
The "drink too much" song

Everything else is completely worthless and unnecessary.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 12th, 2003.

You must be kidding me. These are some of his not so great songs. I am a huge fan of the Dave Matthews band. I am not a jock, or in college or a yuppie or any of the stupid things that you people have listed so far. Feel free to dislike the music and state your opinion as such....but leave me the hell out of it..........and I have yet to see anyone discuss what types of music they DO like..........

Kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

but leave me the hell out of it

As nobody recalls forcing you to be here, quit your complaining and come back with a brain, please.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

OI! You are not allowed to post as just "Kate". That is me. THERE IS NO OTHER KATE BUT ME. Pick an initial or something. That's it, I'm registering. Identity theft has got to me. And for something as DISGUSTING AND DEPRAVED as being a DMB fan. Ick! Ick! I feel unclean!

kate, Thursday, 5 June 2003 14:51 (twenty years ago) link

This will NEVER happen again. I am the only Kate. Me. ME, I tell you. So HAH!

kate (kate), Thursday, 5 June 2003 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

Would I be out of order to get on the Admin thread and ask for an initial to be placed after that INTERLOPER's name to avoid the identity theft issue?

I mean, christ, post porn, stroke Calz' cock, I mean, ego - ANYTHING - under my name, but do NOT accuse me of being a DMB fan.

kate (kate), Thursday, 5 June 2003 15:00 (twenty years ago) link

When I saw that posting i honestly thought it was kate confessing to being a DMB fan. Luckily she pointed it out. I would too be interested in seeing what bands everyone here is into. Is there a thread that could be linked to? im sure such thread must exist.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Thursday, 5 June 2003 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

Did any of the DMB fans stick around?

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Thursday, 5 June 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

I had no idea our Kate liked the Dave Matthews band! It just goes to show you that dronerock fans aren't so closed-minded as people make themm out to be. Good on you, Kate, for being so forthright, even if it did take you a couple of months!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 5 June 2003 17:55 (twenty years ago) link

Good news for all us DMB fans.
"DMB's Tinsley Begins Solo Journey

After years of toying with the idea, Dave Matthews Band violinist Boyd Tinsley tells Billboard.com the decision to record his Bama Rags/RCA solo debut album "True Reflections," due June 17, basically came down to, "Why not?"

"There was a point a couple of years ago where I said, 'Man, I'm just going to do it,'" says Tinsley. "This album is just a natural extension of who I am as a musician and really a natural extension of the Dave Matthews Band, too. For me, it was just an individual journey to just open up a whole other world of music that I hadn't really explored before, like songwriting and singing. The whole experience has just made me a better musician."

Longtime DMB fans will recognize the title track, which Tinsley he wrote prior to joining the band in 1991. It has been a DMB concert staple ever since. Considering the song's history, Tinsley says there was little debate about asking Matthews himself to contribute vocals to the track.

However, Matthews is the only DMB member on Tinsley's disc. For the other material on the 11-song album, Tinsley spent the past year writing (and co-writing with guitarist/songwriter Chris Bruce) and recording. Joining him in the studio were guests Lisa Germano, Doyle Bramhall II, the Dirty Dozen Brass Band, and Corey Harris, among others.

After DMB's summer tour wraps in September, Tinsley plans on hitting the road in support of "True Reflections" with as many of his studio musicians as possible.

"We're just going to have fun -- we've never had a chance to play this music live before," says Tinsley. "And when you play songs live, they continue to grow and evolve and get stronger and better. So, I'm just looking forward to seeing how these songs are going to develop on the road."

Solo projects are a running theme in the DMB camp these days. As previously reported, Matthews' "Some Devil" will be released in the fall. While he hasn't heard the disc yet, Tinsley believes frequent DMB contributor Tim Reynolds is "probably heavily involved."

Lynn Rembrandt, Friday, 6 June 2003 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

Hi Lynn good to see you saw the board and came here to defend DMB. You orgot to mention Dave has a solo album coming too!

"Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated."
How can a band be hated if millions buy their albums and go to their concerts? Are U2/Beatles/Bowie/Led Zep bad & hated in your parallel universe too?
As for listening only to bands on major labels, whats up with that? Being on a label is irrelevent to the actual music.

Josie, Friday, 6 June 2003 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

How can a band be hated if millions buy their albums and go to their concerts?

I like imagining that in Josie's universe she hates nothing, since someone else somewhere probably loves it. A very trusting and open-minded soul.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 02:13 (twenty years ago) link

it's called 'empathy' ned

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 6 June 2003 02:15 (twenty years ago) link

Bah! You WOULD have empathy!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

It's a damn scary universe. I can think of other things i'd much prefer in an alternative universe and it wouldnt include DMB or Coldplay.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:50 (twenty years ago) link

good on ya kate!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 6 June 2003 07:40 (twenty years ago) link

ADMIN!!! AAAAAADMIN!!!

Make them stop teasing me.

kate (kate), Friday, 6 June 2003 07:54 (twenty years ago) link

Everyone is sooooo jealous because they are no talent assholes! Dave could out-play and out-write any of you. So why is it that you hate them?--because of jealousy!

Scott Diesel, Friday, 6 June 2003 12:32 (twenty years ago) link

again, that hippie jig he does with his foot needs to stop.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:40 (twenty years ago) link

jealousy??????

um...no. i'd like his money, and that's where it ends.
i don't think i could live with myself knowing that a couple thousand date-rapes occurred to/because of my music...
ok, maybe that's a bit far fetched, but, you get the point. if i'm jealous of anything about dave's, it's his bank account. period.

onto the better fish that need fryin-
"How can a band be hated if millions buy their albums and go to their concerts? Are U2/Beatles/Bowie/Led Zep bad & hated in your parallel universe too?
As for listening only to bands on major labels, whats up with that? Being on a label is irrelevent to the actual music."


ahem,
it was stated before, no taste. that's how. the mindless asses that make up the record buying public account for 7/8 of the industry. no accounting for tastes, i suppose...
btw- the beatles...OVER-RATED.
zep- good, to a point then start backsliding.
U2- ditto. but, please, none of the mid 80's U2. damn those overly political stances...
bowie- can't slag a man that keeps contemporary. even at his worst, he's still a far cry better than most ever get. including DAVE.

for those that just skip the top of this post, here's reader's digest version...
DMB STILL BLOWS BAGS OF DICK THROUGH THE SACK.
case closed, holmes.

eded, Friday, 6 June 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

Scott are you Vin's brother? If so, thats way cool.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

because of jealousy!

How can I be jealous of something I think is shit?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

How can I turn my face into a heart?

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

For a group of people who have a supposed love for music, how dare you put down a group of musicians for displaying their talent? Nobody ever said you have to listen to them or even like them so why all the bitching? Besides the only way you would even know about his "hippie foot jig" is if you went to a concert or watched a video; if you don't like, turn it off! You are are sitting here on a website, spending your time talking about a band you hate. In my opinion, Dave is an incredible artist and musician, backed up by a group of amazing musicians. Who are you to judge? Just because it is not your specific taste in music that in no way makes their music bad. He has his own style, which has become rare in the industry. Dave Matthews Band fans do not only listen to Hootie and the Counting Crows. I am an avid fan of DMB, but still listen to many other bands/groups. My taste in music is very diverse and does not stop at Dave. --- In a world where hate, racism and violence are everyday occurances, it is nice to know of a band who promotes the exact opposite. It's the closed minded individuals who do not recognize it. To be honest, I am glad some of you are not fans, it would ruin the whole dynamic of it all. Some of guys are so arrogant!

Danielle, Friday, 6 June 2003 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

this is going to be a long a beautiful day.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:48 (twenty years ago) link

You said that right.

how dare you put down a group of musicians for displaying their talent?

Precisely.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:52 (twenty years ago) link

You need to stop the hatin' on Dave. DMB are a terrifially talented band who write great songs, play their instruments well , sing with passion and write about important issues. You 'music fans' here can keep your alternative rock rubbish like Nirvana , Pearl jam , Sonic Youth and Pixies and leave the genius of real music like Dave Matthews to the millions of real music fans worldwide. Thats why they've sold millions of albums and gigs sell out instantly.

Tina R, Friday, 6 June 2003 15:06 (twenty years ago) link

Also why do some people keep going on about regular date rapes while listening to dave? Wheres the evidence to back this up?

Tina T, Friday, 6 June 2003 15:08 (twenty years ago) link

As a wise man once said, 50,000,000 Elvis fans can't be wrong. And I'll bet very few of those Elvis fans like DMB, hence we are just following the hive mind.

You 'music fans' here can keep your alternative rock rubbish like Nirvana , Pearl jam , Sonic Youth and Pixies and leave the genius of real music like Dave Matthews to the millions of real music fans worldwide.

That's the idea, I think.

Dave M. (rotten03), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

How insecure are you people in your fandom of DMB that you have to come here and write these rants, anyway? Do you go around telling everyone you know about them?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:14 (twenty years ago) link

Hippies.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

everyone knows Dave Matthews is ripping off Dewey Bunnell - write your own songs Dave!!!

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:21 (twenty years ago) link

I thought that above post by Danielle was by "Darnielle," and read it all in a totally sarcastic tone.

NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link

Coming to this website has nothing to do with insecurities in my "fandom". I am simply stating my opinion, as you are. What's up with your insecurities- needing to go to a website and ta

Danielle, Friday, 6 June 2003 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

Coming to this website has nothing to do with insecurities in my "fandom". I am simply stating my opinion, as you are. What's up with your insecurities- needing to go to a website and talk crap on a man you don't even know. The bands listed above, I like too. And no, I don't go around telling everone I know about them. Their fan base is large enough that we don't need to recruit. Oh and by the way

Danielle, Friday, 6 June 2003 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

Coming to this website has nothing to do with insecurities in my "fandom". I am simply stating my opinion, as you are. What's up with your insecurities- needing to go to a website and talk crap on a man you don't even know. The bands listed above, I like too. And no, I don't go around telling everone I know about them. Their fan base is large enough that we don't need to recruit. Oh and by the way, at least I have the balls to post my name- NA. It's Danielle, not Darnielle. I don't care what tone you read my post in, just as long as you get the point, which I doubt.

Danielle, Friday, 6 June 2003 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

you really hit that submit one a few times there.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

thats because we're not Tripping Billies.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:37 (twenty years ago) link

I fell asleep at a Dave Matthews Band concert in Cincinnati once. I was awakened by a group of fraternity boys drunkenly shout-chanting "SHOW YR TITS! SHOW YR TITS!". The girls obliged.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

Frat Boys, beer, tits, Dave Matthews Band...its like peanut butter and jelly.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:41 (twenty years ago) link

nick you have awful taste. I mean, just what the hell were you doing at a dave matthews gig?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

Do any of you actually go to college?

Danielle, Friday, 6 June 2003 16:44 (twenty years ago) link

nick you have awful taste. I mean, just what the hell were you doing at a dave matthews gig?

falling asleep, apparently.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

Frat Boys, beer, tits, Dave Matthews Band...its like peanut butter and jelly.
More like generic peanut butter and KY jelly.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:49 (twenty years ago) link

ho ho sterling. ho ho...

''Do any of you actually go to college?''

making assumptions now are we?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:49 (twenty years ago) link

There's the answer we're looking for. "College band"

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

My friend Ryan bought me a ticket to that concert in exchange for me driving his not-having-a-driver's-license-at-20-years-old ass up there. Bela Fleck & the Flecktones opened up the show, they were fucking OUTSTANDING as always. I got really high when DMB came on. I kinda enjoyed their drummer's solo, and I saw tittehs.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

But yes it's true I have awful taste. My being at a DMB concert, howevah, was unrelated to my bad taste. My owning Ani DiFranco albums is.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

from an alternative universe....
"Dafe Mettyews Bend iss Guut, Ja? Now iss the time on Schprockets vere ve Jam."
(*Deiter starts doing a watery hippie-dippy dance* while Phish plays on in the background*)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:58 (twenty years ago) link

Lord custos was that a 'college boy' joke?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:03 (twenty years ago) link

Danielle - my post about your name was not an insult, it was a reference to a regular ILX poster.

I went to a college here in Virginia, so of course, DMB was extremely popular there. This omnipresence is one of the main reasons why people hate him so much.

NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:07 (twenty years ago) link

No, not really. I don't know what it is. I was just channeling my inner sarcastic smartass. The thread was getting too grim and serious and required a visit by Deiter from Sprockets....but I had to alter him to fit the thread.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

"...the genius of real music like Dave Matthews to the millions of real music fans worldwide..."

wow...
this is so fraught with idiocy, i just can't bear to tear it apart...

"genius", "real music", "music fans"
need i go on?

edde, Friday, 6 June 2003 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

"...the genius of real music like Dave Matthews to the millions of real music fans worldwide..."
I'm going to ignore the impulse to spout some sort of "Can 10 Million DMB fans be Wrong? Or right for that matter" sarcastic comment.
Instead, I will ask this:

DMB fans are "real" music fans, how, exactly?; (ie. how does this differ from a "fake" music fan? How does one know that they are a "fake" music fan? Does a "fake" music fan even exist? Wouldn't a music fan be a music fan regardless of what other people think?) And where does the DMB get off declaring the "reality status" of other people? Who died and declared them to be (God|arbiters of taste|definers of reality)?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

I am not making assumptions, I am just wondering why some of the people here assuming why all fans are frat boys in college drinking beer. And sterling? Come on, anything but a horse.

Danielle, Friday, 6 June 2003 17:27 (twenty years ago) link

I'm willing to guess O.A.R. is popular among DMB fans.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

I work with a great deal of late-30s/early-40s age women who like Dave Matthews Band. I know little kids who like Dave Matthews Band. I know this one guitarist that really likes them. I know approximately 120 hippies and college kids that HATE Dave Matthews Band.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

Those are some wise hippies you know. Cultivate them and let them flourish.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

I work with a great deal of late-30s/early-40s age women who like Dave Matthews Band.

Yeah, there are a couple of women in my company that like DMB because they think he is hot -- wtf??? Is he like the Sting of the new millenia?

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

I know little kids who like Dave Matthews Band.

my day, ruined.

Aaron A., Friday, 6 June 2003 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

I don't understand why everyone says that "all DMB fans are white fratboys or accountants" The band and the audience are multi-racial. The show I have attended have all been of equal amounts of male/female and white/non-white music fans. Also I know many fans who have never been to college or are accountants or lawyers. Dave Matthews Band is the best live act i have ever seen. Better than any band mentioned here.

Lynn Rembrandt, Friday, 6 June 2003 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

And exactly how many live acts have you seen?

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 6 June 2003 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews Cover Band blow the Dave Matthews Band away. Dave lost touch with his roots, he lost the eye of the tiger. DMCB remember what it's about - THE MUSIC. It's a shame so many so-called Dave Matthews fans can't wake up to this reality. Apologists, the lot of you!

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 6 June 2003 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

DMB's the new jazz. For serious.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 June 2003 18:20 (twenty years ago) link

And exactly how many live acts have you seen?

Shh, Nicole, you're giving it away!

Lynn, Danielle, etc. -- yeah, there are plenty of cheap shots on this thread and I've delivered a few. But what it all boils down to for a lot of us is this -- we just don't find his music interesting in the slightest, and in some cases we just outright hate it. This has nothing to do with jealousy over his success or how much he sells or anything like that, and I have to say I think it's a bit sad that you're always constantly resorting to that argument, or so it seems. You should be arguing from the strength of whether or not you like the music first and foremost. My own passion for the groups I love -- My Bloody Valentine, the Walkabouts and so forth -- is just as strong as yours is for DMB, I've no doubt of it. But trying to argue that we should like DMB because of their sales or the size of their fanbase is like arguing we should all like McDonald's because they're the biggest in the business. Do you apply that line of thinking to the rest of your life? I'm guessing not.

The other thing that's strange -- and a bit amusing -- is that you're coming in here to defend DMB (not a problem there), shocked by the idea that people might disagree with you (that IS a problem), demanding in some cases that we all leave you alone with our opinions (have we been invading DMB fan boards or something? you all came here, and you didn't have to post or read anything!) and basically doing nothing to convince us of anything else other than the fact that you really really like DMB. Which is great. I don't, neither do a lot of other people here, and we don't have to change our minds because you say so. I'm not expecting to change YOUR mind with my thoughts! That would be pointless.

And if you say, "But if you just listen to the music!" Well, I have, I still remember when I got a copy of Under the Table to review almost ten years ago at the paper I was doing music reviewing for at the time. Didn't like it then, everything I've heard from him since has been to my ears anonymous, boring and dull. I'm sure everyone else here who has expressed similar opinions has had similar experiences. Choosing to write off our own encounters with his music as being nothing but close-minded jealousy or annoyance would be just the same as if we said -- in all seriousness, regardless of whatever frat-guy/lawyer jokes have been made -- that you only listen to DMB because they were successful, because they had a huge fanbase, as opposed to whether or not you actually enjoyed the music.

If you want to take the random jokes (and I'm not pretending everything here has been brilliant, certainly not from me) in all seriousness and get on your high horse about it every time, well, that's your worry and not ours. The fact that we haven't seen an ounce of humor from your end of things unfortunately just makes you all seem like you're so insistent or incredulous about others not being fans that you're almost, well, comical -- and that's why my crack about being 'insecure,' in that those who speak the loudest often seem to be hiding something.

And there you go.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 18:47 (twenty years ago) link

When I came to this website, I knew what to expect. I have been a fan for years... long before they became a success. In my posts, I never referred to how many cd's they have sold or the amount of money they have brought in. That to me is not important because money does not reflect their music. I am a fan because of who they are and what they stand for. I have never told anyone "if you just listen to the music...". I have frinds who hate the band as much as many of you do, but I don't try to press it on them. I speak loud not because I am hiding someting, but because I am a very opinionated person (I also like to argue). Besides, I find this very amusing, to say the least. I see the humor, and really it is all very entertaining (the reason you have not seen the humor from my end is because all the jokes just happened to be pointed toward the very band I like). I am not here to "convert" you; honestly, I am just trying to waste time while at work. It would be a losing battle to seriously go up against all of you! None of you are wrong to voice your oppinion on the band, it's your given right; I have no right to take it from you or tell you your wrong.

--I appreciate the post Ned, points well made.

Danielle, Friday, 6 June 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

First of all, this is REAL music. Besides underground stuff, what bands actually make music that is worth listening to? That doesn't only talk about sex or drugs? Not many, that's for sure. For those who think that it's boring, all the same,and conveys no real message...maybe you should try actually listenin to them, instead of just the singles or a few live clips that they show on VH1. Why you would want to knock on something that makes so many people feel good, and helps them through times is way beyond what I can comprehend. They are a group of TALENTED (empasis on talented, because most of the stuff out there doesn't take much effort/talent) musicians that don't do it just for the money, which is very rare these days. Yes, the music sometimes about death...but understand, or at least respect the fact that it is good music, and don't crack on the fans or especially them. I'm sure they can do more than you can, and if you actually listed to the lyrics of songs other than the most popular ones you might see why they have such a large and diverse fan base. You can debate it all you want, but it boils down to the fact that EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN TASTES AND OPINIONS. So keep your hatred to yourself, because you can't debate taste.

allison, Friday, 6 June 2003 19:38 (twenty years ago) link

dadyzgrrl!

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

I am utterly in love with this thread

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

JOhn D., please refrain from posting the Joke all over this page. That's my scthick....get your own.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

So why is it that you hate them?--because of jealousy!

No, because of abject ennui. The music of the Dave Matthews Band bores me to absolute tears. Sorry, but it does. If you bothered to expand your horizons a bit more, you'd hear how yawnsome and ordinary their music quite irrefutably is.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

Thanks for reading my post in such detail, Allison. I'll keep my hatred to myself if you keep your fandom to yourself. ;-)

Yer welcome, Danielle. Personally I think humor about my favorite bands is one of the things that keeps them human and keeps my own thoughts from being too full of themselves, but that is me. ;-) Stick around the boards, opinionated people always welcome. As Alex in NYC notes far above, he came here in very similar circumstances.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

Moreover, stick around long enough and play nice with everybody, and you're likely to sway a few people over to your way of thinking. The armies of Killing Joke have swelled in the ranks since I've infected these boards. Muahahahaha.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

I know little kids who like Dave Matthews Band.
Yeah, but kids like Barney and the Teletubbies, too, but you won't find any sensible human being buying rekkid by them. (Even as Kitsch!)
Why do I suddenly have nightmarish mental images of some sort of DMB Hitler Youth cult popping up in 2015?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

So keep your hatred to yourself, because you can't debate taste.

With all due respect, Allison, it seems kind of disingenuous of you to accuse other people of being haters just because they don't like one band when earlier you wrote this: "First of all, this is REAL music. Besides underground stuff, what bands actually make music that is worth listening to?" So you basically hate all popular music except for DMB, and then you accuse people of being haters just because they don't like DMB?

o. nate (onate), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

the Teletubbies record is actually pretty incredible

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

i'd give them a 7 out of 100, but I can't dance to them. Besides, the yellow one can't drum for shit.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

DMB have no concept of subtlety in their compositions and play with a frightening lack of emotion. Dave's voice sounds like he's horribly tired all the time. They have always come across to me as a semipleasant and thoroughly mediocre noise, not unlike refrigerator hum or a clothes dryer. It just seems like they made a decision to put no investment into their music - Dave especially seems as if he's completely detached from his own songs, especially 'Satellite' which is so boring and omnipresent it's like the musical equivalent of a 3-color weather map.

Millar (Millar), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

Given a choice between DMB and MMW, I will choose MMW every time. Likewise The Grassy Knoll, String Cheese Incident, and Buckshot LeFonque.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

Never in my life would I have thought I would actually be accepted on a Dave Sucks post board.

-PS. teletubbies kick ass.

Danielle, Friday, 6 June 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

"It's a shame so many so-called Dave Matthews fans can't wake up to this reality. Apologists, the lot of you!"

--Awwww thanks. Apology accepted.

Danielle, Friday, 6 June 2003 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

Ah, think of it this way, Danielle -- if you go up to the top of this page and click on that link that says 'I Love Music,' you'll find we talk about a lot of different things. And the same applies if you go over to 'I Love Everything.' :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

the word "apologists", is what I meant. of course. see what happens when you try to type fast before your boss comes over to check up on you?

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 6 June 2003 21:08 (twenty years ago) link

I didn't say that I hated popular music. DMB is somewhat popular music...I was just stating MY OPINION. I also didn't say that anyone was a "hater", just wondered why you could put down a band that you obviously know nothing about.

Allison, Friday, 6 June 2003 21:10 (twenty years ago) link

Er, Allison, I think the point is that as I said a lot of us DO know something about them...and find what we hear wanting.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 21:14 (twenty years ago) link

the day the kids are bored with sex and drugs...man, i dunno, man...

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 21:30 (twenty years ago) link

i mean, i'd have to be tripping my balls off and getting a blow and rim job simultaneously to sit through a dave matthews concert, so whadda i know

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 June 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe you do, but I'm pretty sure most of them don't. I really don't care if you like them or not, and I'm suprised at myself that I'm even bothering to defend them when I can't change your opinion of the band anyway. They're one of those bands that you either love or you hate...and I'm not trying to make you like them. Maybe you've said it before (I'm too lazy to look back at all your posts) but I'm just still curious why exactly you hate them?
Just FYI, for the guys that think we go to concerts to have sex and get high...just do me a favor and take your head out of your arse for one second, just long enough to get a freakin life. Then you can put it right back up there, I promise.

allison, Friday, 6 June 2003 22:18 (twenty years ago) link

I'm just still curious why exactly you hate them?

*shrug* Why do we not like anything? You've heard bands that just bore you, right? They don't do anything for you, they just seem pretty lazy and dull? That's about how I feel about DMB, everything I've heard from them seems really undramatic, unexciting, bland. I can't put it any more plainly than that, there's no excitement, no beauty, no theatricality, no innovation, for me at least.

Telling me they're the greatest thing ever, well, that's opinion. Telling me that it's "REAL music" and implying that I don't like them means I don't like music (real or not), that's an attitude I admit hating.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 22:26 (twenty years ago) link

I didn't mean it that way. I meant "real music" as in having values of amazing musicians in the past. Half of the music that's played today I would hardly call "real music" or even good music for that matter..again, it's my opinion (and not the subject at hand, either).
Have you ever seen a live performance of them, like not as a music video or just a clip on TV? It's hardly boring, I'd say it was very exciting and innovating, actually. Watch even a DVD of a live performance and you won't be bored, I can promise that.
I'll admit, the singles they've put out aren't their best, and don't exhibit their talent or enthusiasm very well. Try listening to something that wasn't commercialized for MTV and you'll get a better representation of what they really are.
I really didn't like them at first either, when I only heard a few singes and a track or two from my friend's CD's. Then I bought a live album and have been loving the music ever since. Just a suggestion...try something live.

Allison, Friday, 6 June 2003 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

Can't stand the voice (as Ned said, you can't really get past something like that).
Annoying saxophone playing that lacks any emotional variety.
Boring rhythms.
The drums don't kick, the bass doesn't thump, the melodies aren't very pretty.

oops (Oops), Friday, 6 June 2003 23:42 (twenty years ago) link

Well, 'values of amazing musicians of the past' in and of itself isn't necessarily a selling point for how I will respond to something. This isn't to knock either something that is old or skilled/trained in a conventional sense, but merely to note no matter how much somebody says something is worthwhile, technically proficient, etc., if I hear it and I get a negative reaction, then there we are. There are plenty of people whose technical skill I'll freely acknowledge -- Clapton knows how to play guitar, Eminem certainly has skills on the mic. But I don't like/am not moved by the end results, and the whole world can shout at me about 'em but that doesn't mean I have to change my mind. What matters is what I hear, not whatever experience or ability an individual performer can bring to the table. That obviously influences what is made, of course, but if there was a sliding scale that everyone agrees on that defines 'real music' or else demonstrates that we can all agree on what is good music and what isn't, then nobody has shown it to anyone yet. ;-)

I haven't seen a live performance of them, no. I can't say I will either -- I have bills to pay, things to save for, and other shows I would want to see more than them. If I can't get any excitement from their music in studio, or what live material I've heard -- and I've heard enough over time, from various sources -- then I don't see any reason to pursue it further. Should someone play a DVD of theirs at me one day, I'll take note of it, but there are other DVDs I'd rather buy. Even if I did hear something that way, though, there's no guarantee that I'd change my mind any more on the matter.

Sure, I've gone through similar experiences like yours, I think we all have -- hearing something that initially just grates or annoys but eventually wins you over. I think that's natural, healthy even. But like I said above, I've gone on for ten years now with his music meaning nothing to me, and the older I get the more I want to concentrate on listening to other things that do capture my interest, that stir my soul and send more, instead of trying to spend time and/or money dealing with something that hasn't worked for me at all. That, I think, is just part of being human.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 June 2003 23:52 (twenty years ago) link

When you're playing a set part, there's only so much variety you can put into a part. If you think the drums don't "kick" you're not listening hard enough, Carter is one of the best, and he doesn't need to be pounding as hard as he can like some drummers in order to do his job and do an increible job at it. That's not the point of having drums.
Not all music requires in your face parts. The drums don't need to "kick" on all the songs, just as the bass doesn't need to "thump" on all the songs. It's called balance...give one instrument the lead part and everything else just helps them out.
Thanks Ned, for actually being mature...which is more than I can say for most on this boad. BUT...If you feel that you shouldn't waist time trying to listen and understand where I'm coming from, I don't think putting the music down that you don't understand anyway is the most useful way to spend your time, either. *sigh* I'll say again that I was only stating my opinion of what "real" and "good" music is, not trying to force it on anyone.

Allison, Saturday, 7 June 2003 00:10 (twenty years ago) link

Yer welcome Allison, and trust me, there were times (probably still are here and there!) when I think to myself about a band I really like, "Man, this music is SO DAMN GOOD, who in the world could not like it?" But my perspective now is more the fact that people will choose their pleasures as they find them -- it's still good to encourage others to check things out, but it's also good to realize that ultimately their decision is their own to make about their choice in priorities, what they want to spend their time doing, listening to, etc. And I'll only add this -- I might not 'understand' the music in the same way as you do when it comes to DMB, no, but I have experienced it, I have listened to it, and I just plain don't like it. It isn't some lack of comprehension on my part, merely my experience talking. That is what drives all of our decisions about art at heart, our individual experience.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 June 2003 00:24 (twenty years ago) link

Well said. As long as you at least respect their musicality, because there's no denying that they have a lot of talent, I can understand why/how you couldn't like them...but that doesn't mean I have to like it =P I just wish others could feel the same way I do about them, or at least just be able to relate to it.

allison, Saturday, 7 June 2003 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

I will be the first to admit that Dave Matthews Band is a band that needs to be aquired. In the respects of say a pop fan to a metal fan you wouldn't be a Britney fan and go up to Metallica and talk crap or vice versa. I am not one to criticize ANYTHING. I enjoy all types of music from Dave to say Metallica to something pop. I am very open minded but when I see such hatred comming from this web site it makes me sick. I don't go to a slipknot web site and express my feelings on their music. I don't expect eveyone to understand my views but I do expect everyone to know that hatred dosen't get you anywhere in life and while you are allowed in the United States to express your voice most people try to do it tastefully unless your name is Natalie Maines(of the Dixie Chicks whom said some un needed comments about President Bush and about Toby Keith then was seen supporting a shirt that said F.U.T.K.)She needs to be more tasteful with her comments before she looses all her fan base.

dmbfan012003, Saturday, 7 June 2003 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

I am actually glad not everybody feels the same way as I do about DMB. It creates a diverse community. Often times who do not like the band bring new music to me and opens my eyes to other stuff. Keeps things lively... for a music lover.
Ned, what are some bands you are crazy about?

Danielle, Saturday, 7 June 2003 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

Ned, why do I feel like you're our camp counselor all of a sudden? ;)

Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Saturday, 7 June 2003 01:31 (twenty years ago) link

it's the yarn basket and popsicle sticks

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 02:29 (twenty years ago) link

dmbfan012003 I think you will find that most here don't think what Natalie Maines said about President Bush was unnecessary. She will be backed up. The man is a moron. As is Toby Keith. Toby Keith is a redneck asshole. Simple as that. But I fail to see what any of this is to do with Dave Matthews (who was against the war) or this board where the subject wasnt being discussed.

Blue Eyed Monster, Saturday, 7 June 2003 02:34 (twenty years ago) link

I agree. Well said.

Danielle, Saturday, 7 June 2003 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

because Ned is the only person with anything intelligent to say. the rest of you guys are babbling and a bunch of b.s.

Jay, Saturday, 7 June 2003 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

I think I resent that comment.

Danielle, Saturday, 7 June 2003 02:41 (twenty years ago) link

Bland and inoffensive as Dave Matthews is, comments like yours, dmbfan, are exactly why I want to key an SUV every time I hear his name. You can keep Dave Matthews and your jingo redneck-wannabe Toby Keith, too. And keep your "taste"--it's just old skool hatred in nicer clothes. I wouldn't worry too much about Natalie Maines; her lack of "good taste" hasn't hurt her or her band yet.

Paul Ess, Saturday, 7 June 2003 03:12 (twenty years ago) link

Ned, what are some bands you are crazy about?

Well, my fave all time band ever is pretty obscure in terms of the mainstream -- My Bloody Valentine, an Irish/English group from the mid eighties through the early nineties. Fave album, fave song, fave concert, all them down the line. Second fave band is the Chameleons, a Manchester band from the eighties who recently reunited and are hopefully still together though I've been hearing some odd news. In terms of more famous acts, I'd name all sorts of characters, but I'm a product of my time in many ways, so up near the top would be Depeche Mode, the Cure, New Order (and Joy Division for sure), the Pet Shop Boys, the Smiths, Prince and many others. And definitely the Smashing Pumpkins, much to everyone's annoyance around here. ;-) Then there's other obscure bands like the Walkabouts, Disco Inferno, Marc Almond's solo material (at least in the States), older bands like T. Rex, older singers like Scott Walker and David Bowie, etc. etc. Newer things, I don't have too many bands per se I obsess over as much, but that list can go on too -- very much enjoy Timbaland and Missy Elliott as producers and often performers, though. I sorta more appreciate the Neptunes now as producers but I still think they're astonishingly overrated. Then there's the more obscure drone stuff and random newer electronic acts and unknown goth things and random noise projects from New Zealand and my friends with bands like Celesteville and the Minor Thirds and Lance Lockarm and the International Telepaths and...

Ned, why do I feel like you're our camp counselor all of a sudden? ;)

;-) My friend, think of it this way -- isn't it better to talk than insult? :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 June 2003 03:40 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews came from the same circuit as Hootie and has the same fans.

I'm a Dave Matthews Band fan and I cant stand Hootie. All of you that are dissing Dave and his band, obviously haven't given him a chance. Actually try to listen to them then you may discover that they aren't bad. Dont judge them without knowing what they are all about. They are making millions and usually boring music doesn't do that. The reason for that is because they are great musicians. I love all kinds of music so dont even try judging the fans either. You dont know them or me you have no right to say stuff about us. Sure some of you may be offended about his one line "hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me" come on its not nearly as bad as half the rap that is played twice or sometimes 3 times as much as what Dave gets played on the radio.

Kara, Saturday, 7 June 2003 03:51 (twenty years ago) link

You're cool for sharing the same name as my sister. :-) But do please read above -- as I've said, I've heard 'em, others have too, we're agreed they're just not our thing. Ultimately, what's a better use of energy -- learning to love a band you already enjoy even more, also finding out about other bands you might like, or doggedly insisting to those who don't like a band you love that they're wrong?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 June 2003 03:55 (twenty years ago) link

i actually like this thread a lot. its making me feel friendly...
I would like to politely point out a few quick things to those that are joing us for the first time:

1. As mentioned above, there are many, many different topics on this board, and to imagine this thread as representative of the entire board, and everyone who posts here is, though maybe an easy mistake to make, stil a mistake.

2. This board is populated by many, many different people. Some of them are well-known and well-regarded musicians, and others are w-k and w-r writers. Some people on this board write for nationally-distributed periodicals, and some have even published their own books. Some here are probably preparing to celebrate the purchase of their 10,000th CD, so it is wise to know who you are talking to before making accusations.

3. If you want to convince us to love any band at all, it is better to state what you like about the group, and it helps to be very specific. Name particular songs, particular moments in songs, and why they make you happy.

4. Its good to be aware of the nature of your language. To say a band is "the best" is to implicate other bands as somehow being worse, even ones you have not heard. On the other hand, to say you like a particular band is quite different.

5. Many on this board are open to pop music, even the "fake" stuff. Why? Well, here is an example: I like some Rap, but I am unimpressed by the music of 50 Cent. However, millions do love his music, and I tend to wonder why. Since I am actually curious, I do my best to hear his music, and try to understand why anyone would like it. Sometimes when I go through this process, my mind is changed (as it was in the case of Aaliyah). In other cases, I continue to dislike the particular music (I cant get past 50s monotone, and his mealy-mouthed delivery, and his productions seems uninspired), but I understand why someone else would like it (some of those tracks could be fun to hear in a club, and his image probably plays an important role as well). Coming to terms is an important process of making opionions and expressing them. If you find yourself asking "why would anyone in their right mind listen to this?", you have to do research and answer that question first before dismissing the music.
(id would actually be interested to see some of the prime DMB hatahs on this board do that ;-)
6. Lastly, the idea of a band or musician being "real" or "fake" does not hold much sway here. What makes an artist "fake" or "real"?
- Clothing? But both Britney and DM are aware of what they are wearing, and what image they are trying to project, and that self-awareness makes it hard to say one is more "real" than the other (this goes for Pavement too ya'll). Our culture certainly has definitions about what looking "real" is, but, if you try to fit these definitions self-consciously, couldn't that make you "fake"?
- Is an artist singing his or her own songs more "real" than an artist who doesnt? Before the advent of rock, it was very common for artists to sing or play the songs of others. Is Miles Davis fake? Talentless? Whatever you think of his music, it did impact the DMB. He is one of the inventors of fusion, meaning one of the first to combine jazz, rock and pop, which is what the DMB does, in their own way.
- If it is more "real" to be a great technical player", well, not all of the best artists were or are great technical players. To use Miles Davis as an example again, he is not considered, by many jazz aficionados, to be one of the great technical trumpeters. He could not play very quickly compared to many, and he was weak with higher notes. He used his technique, however, to great adavantage, and some of his best and most innovative music came out of his acceptance of his limitations. He knew he couldnt play fast like Dizzy Gillespie, so he focused on making music suited to his style. So again, technique is not everything, the results are more important. Additionally, not all of the best music is made with intruments. Electronic music, in its various forms, has been around since least the 50s, and electronic instruments have been around since the turn of the century. Many predate the electric guitar, so to say that they are "fake", or that the music made with them is "fake" sounds odd to those who are aware of this history. Each style of electronic music, whether it is Musique Concrete, or Acid House, has its own history, its own reasons for existing, and, most importantly, its own possibility of pleasing ears, of meaing something, of even, dare I say, changing lives, even in the same way that DMB does. Its all a matter of coming to terms. Additionally, every piece of music that has been recorded has been affected by technology. Even if I were to do an album of acoustic guitar and singing (more "real", right?), the sound of the album, and therefore how you perceive it, will be affected by what microphones I use, and what medium the music was placed on (tape, my computer, etc.). Rock bands, for years, have been, for the most part, spending ages in the studio, cutting and splicing, tweaking and filtering, to hone their product, and this part of the process is just as important as the songs and performances. Rock music, in the sudio at least, is usually just as produced and manufactured as pop music. At the end of the process, it sounds like 4 or 5 people were in a room playing music together at the same time, but this is usaully not the case, especially when the band is rich and famous and can afford to take their time.

Nobody is perfect, and it is a challenge to discuss any topic with the ideals listed above constantly in mind...

I am going to rest and then get on to my feelings RE DMB...

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 7 June 2003 04:26 (twenty years ago) link

For fucks sake all the grumpy pedantry on this thread from ILX regulars makes me REALLY WANT to like DMB.

Then I remember that DeRogatis likes DMB and I'm torn between two taste gestures.

One of these days I'll get around to listening to the music again so I can decide if I like them based on something other than indirect considerations but meanwhile Ned and Aaron need to lighten the fuck up and *listen* for a change to the points that foax are making.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 7 June 2003 05:16 (twenty years ago) link

i.e. don't wave yr. "some of us are musicians and *published critics*" dicks around (aaron I'm looking at you!) and if the fans ain't articulating the most cogently, help them articulate insteada just teasing them then going on to explain how everyone's tastes are all difft. Otherwise yr. playing the TRL "rool/drool" game moreso even than the DMB fans.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 7 June 2003 05:20 (twenty years ago) link

Sterling I think Ned's being extreeeemely gracious and fair. as for dmb, to be fair I think they only became really awful when they stopped sounding like Chicago (whereas Chicago only got better when they stopped sounding like Chicago). It does seem like a bit of an injustice that Dave Matthews gets a career and Darius Rucker is struck with flukedom, but it's not a historical injustice.

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 05:35 (twenty years ago) link

I have just figured out how to italicize hence the curious usage of it.

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 05:35 (twenty years ago) link

If you think the drums don't "kick" you're not listening hard enough,

I'm talking about the actual EQ/mixing/micing of the drum. Listening closely is the exact opposite of what needs to be done in order to hear what I'd like to hear. I'm not saying there's anything inherently wrong w/the drumming (or any other aspect of DMB), just that it doesn't appeal to me.

Not all music requires in your face parts. The drums don't need to "kick" on all the songs, just as the bass doesn't need to "thump" on all the songs. It's called balance...give one instrument the lead part and everything else just helps them out.

True, although you kind of derided your point: I don't think something is balanced if one instrument has the lead. I listen to tons of mellow stuff--I don't need something to be loud and aggressive to affect me. What I'm saying is that the drums NEVER kicks, the bass NEVER thumps. There's no funk, no heavy rhythm, no swinging groove, no woozy psychedelia, no sublime harmonies, no nothin' that I like. It all just seems very watered-down.

oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 June 2003 05:35 (twenty years ago) link

Damn Aaron, a quick synopsis would have been great. Good points, yet it's hard to stay focused for so long!

Danielle, Saturday, 7 June 2003 06:07 (twenty years ago) link

ned and aaron were really fair sterling and ppl's tastes are all difft so what are you on abt?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 7 June 2003 08:22 (twenty years ago) link

That's my point....sometimes the drums DO kick, but not when everybdy else is kicking at the same time. I meant balance like, everyone has the spotlight at different times..should have made that more clear. Some people don't like thumpin and kicking, either.

Allison, Saturday, 7 June 2003 09:28 (twenty years ago) link

My point, which went overlooked, nd probably deservedly so, was that it doesn't matter whether the rhythm 'kicks' or the fucking fiddle 'wigs out' or if Dave gets all 'googly-moogly' on the vox or with his little guitar there - none of these technical aspects matters ONE WHIT as long as Dave and his hired trop continue to maintain such an emotional distance from the music. It feels like acoustipopical surgery, like be careful and don't infect anything, we have to make sure nobody gets any IDEAS, God Forbid, etc.

Millar (Millar), Saturday, 7 June 2003 09:55 (twenty years ago) link

Way back in the fold of this thread, someone (I believe Dan) posted:

Pretty much EVERY band's fans has negative stereotypes

Amen! And just to prove it, I shall name some of my absolute favorite musical artists and give you the stereotypes (all false, mind you) that come along with them:

Duran Duran, Scritti Politti, Tears for Fears:  I am some former teenybopper who's also a holdover from the '80s. I wear lots of pink, frilly things, like to read old issues of Smash Hits, and talk like a Valley Girl IRL.

The Cure, Depeche Mode, Belfegore, Siouxsie & the Banshees:  I am a goth (as opposed to a Visigoth, which is something completely different) who is nothing but sour and darkness. I wear nothing but black, look like the undead, write bad, melodramatic poetry, and spend my days moping about.

David Sylvian, Bryan Ferry:  I am nothing but creaking bones. I cannot handle "real rock & roll" (obviously wrong as I'm also a huge Nirvana fan), but rather listen to soft, mellow songs instead.

And yes, I love U2 as well. I'm in the minority here, obviously, but I do quite like U2's songs. But that doesn't mean I'm going to follow every little thing Bono says and agree with it. I mean, he's sung the praises of Destiny's Child, for Pete's sake, and I'm absolutely in no way even remotely inclined to try them out.

Oh yes, and to all the Dave Matthews Band fans who might still be reading this thread: You think YOU'VE gotten grief over being fans of the band. Huh. At least many music critics and most of the mainstream music press seem to take your favorite band seriously. One of my biggest obsessions has been with Duran Duran -- they've never gotten a single positive review ever, as far as I know. Not only that, they get lampooned by pretty much everyone in the music press (save for the ones who happen to post here). I've taken a lot of shit for being a Duran fan, but that hasn't stopped me from being a fan. In fact, it's strengthened my fanhood tremendously.

Presently, seeing as though I've matured a bit, someone can tell me they don't like any one of the artists I adore and I wouldn't have a problem with that. So long as the individual's not saying anything bad about ME, PERSONALLY (which I have not seen in this thread), I don't mind.

Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 7 June 2003 10:12 (twenty years ago) link

Dee all yr stereotypes are TOTALLY 1995, that shit is lame

Millar (Millar), Saturday, 7 June 2003 10:22 (twenty years ago) link

dmbfan012003 Natalie Maines increased her credibility by about 100% with her comments. Her comments were most welcome.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 11:28 (twenty years ago) link

Ned and Aaron need to lighten the fuck upand *listen* for a change to the points that foax are making.

That's a bit rich, Sterling.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 June 2003 13:19 (twenty years ago) link

dmbfan012003 Natalie Maines increased her credibility by about 100% with her comments. Her comments were most welcome.
Amen to that, Brother.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 7 June 2003 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

The guy I know who likes Dave Matthews talks of going to the shows the same way you might talk about going to visit the Duff factory. DMB seem to be more of an institution than a band as far as I can see, I mean fair enough people have their tastes, that's fine, but the tetchy and manic desire for conformity from the DMB mafia on this thread says it all really.

Heaven forbid some people think "DAVE" is shit! They obviously haven't heard him, or or or are jealous, or or or are arrogant and mean, they couldn't possibly just think his music is total fucking wank, oh no, there must be some outrageous ulterior motive, maybe a big corporation or nike shoes or george w or a foetus or heres whatever yeah dave matthews band rocks.

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 7 June 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

b-b-b-but Ronan...in 20 years, all these DMB fans will be writing for Rolling Stone, and DMB will get "Critically Reassessed"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 7 June 2003 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

This is really the thread that would not die, isn't it.

I'm sure I've said this here before, but whatever. Any zealous declarations of fandom (i.e. "Killing Joke Uber Alles!" or "DMB RULES!") will immediately render any opinion you could submit moot, as you're subtracted any semblance of objectivity from your argument. Moreover, statements like "DMB play REAL music and you're just jealous" is as effective an approach as "my Dad can beat up YOUR Dad!" It's pointless and devoid of any real merit in the course of a debate.

Yes, taste is indeed all relative, but you still have to be able to back up your arguments with more than that. Convince me that you've listened to a myriad other artists and still come back to DMB and you'll be waging a stronger campaign to win me over.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 June 2003 15:06 (twenty years ago) link

Gymnastics rules!

Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 7 June 2003 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

Wow...this board just went down the tube again. Thought for a while there people could act normal and not throw hissy fits. Heaven forbid there's an actual rational, intelligent conversation. *gasp*

Allison, Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

this is the internet you know. all sorts hang around here.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

But that doesn't mean I'm going to follow every little thing Bono says and agree with it. I mean, he's sung the praises of Destiny's Child, for Pete's sake,

A rare occasion when I would urge you to listen to Bono, Dee.

s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

It's like some of you are saying we think the band can do no wrong. That we're so into the conformity that we don't care what the music sounds like. Have you read any reviews or fan comments from the last two albums? Some fans that have been their fans for like 10 years weren't afraid to say that they didn't like the new stuff...that's hardly idol worship. We'll be the first to step up and admit when we don't like something that they do. No band is perfect, of course...so there's no need to pick apart everything that's wrong with them. I like a LOT of other bands besides DMB (some mainstream, some not so much), but they just happen to be my favorite because of just what I was talking about. They aren't like every other band out there.

allison, Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

this thread needs a bongo solo

*bongo solo*

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

can we make this like the Jay-Z fite thread and let it become its own board? that would be awesome (ps millar had a really good point back there. is dmb like mark s' understanding of zappa, ie. something keeps them from engaging with the music or with the ugly parts of themselves?)

Dave M. (rotten03), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:05 (twenty years ago) link

" I like a LOT of other bands besides DMB (some mainstream, some not so much)"
So what are your other favourite bands Allison?
One of the main accusations held against DMB are that most of the fans like major label stuff and ignore(dont know it exists?) the underground. Apart from some other "jam bands".

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:07 (twenty years ago) link

sometimes the drums DO kick
Some people don't like thumpin and kicking, either.

You seems to be hedging your bets. Which is it: do the drums kick? or is it unnecessary for them to do so?
I still think you're misunderstanding me--I'm speaking purely from a engineering/producing perspective. And it's not just the drums; everything seems so tame. There's no sonic distinctiveness to anything. Again, there's nothing inherently wrong w/that, it's just not my--and I'm guessing many others'--cup of tea.

Millar OTM

oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:11 (twenty years ago) link

I don't like the hating towards Dave but each to their own. But surely noone here believes that DMB are the worst band in the world. You cant seriously suggest that Staind,Creed,Matchbox Twenty,Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit are better than DMB? Whatever faults the last DMB albums have had they arent coporate trash like those bands.

And should bands be liked by everybody? I dont see how. Bands should be an acquired taste. They shouldnt be like Coca Cola where its marketed for everyone to like. I find the appeal of DMB is that its not marketed like that, it is out of the mainstream.
Most fans arent buying the albums and going to concerts because of mtv/radio hits. And also the fact the music is great and is different to anything else out there.

Ranglin, Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

You invoke the Chocolate Starfish, you GET the chocolate starfish

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/l/limp_bizkit01/flipbooks/images/flip3.jpg

keep rollin', baby!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

Oh was that really required Anthony? I just finished my dinner.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:29 (twenty years ago) link

That's the problem, you're assuming that everyone is the same just because it's a popular stereotype. First of all, I like my own band (joppa), which is NOT really a jam band. Rush, Plaid Roadhaven, Bob Marley, Queens of the Stone Age, and Furry Monk to name a few. If that's not diverse enough for you, my appologies.
Mr. "Millar" could you explain a little better what you mean? I think the drums "kick" when they need to, but if they're not in the spotlight all they really need to do is keep everything tight and keep time.

Allison, Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

'corporate trash': (Foreigner, Journey, REO Speedwagon, Styx) > Limp Bizkit > Matchbox 20 > Linkin Park > Staind > DMB > Creed

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

I got excited there when I thought you said Plaid heh.
I wasn't suggesting you were one of those fans Allison. That is why I was asking what you liked. I was pretty sure you wouldnt be the stereotype judging by what you wrote previously.
What is your band like? Any mp3s available? Most here are always open to hearing new things.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link

Where's Nickelback in that equation, James?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link

Sterling I was really surprised to see you missing my point a bit, though that may be my fault. If there is any reason why I, myself, could not be a professional writer, its probably because somebody actually interpreted my post as being pedantic, which was far from my intention. For instance, my reason for bringing up the credentials of some writers on this board, was not to intimidae, or make others feel like they have no authority or right to post, I was only trying to point out that ad hominem attacks were pointless, and were a sure way to lose respect. My only intention above was to state some of what I feel are the assumptions, both critical and musical, that many of us take for granted on this board, in order to help new posters understand why they might feel like they are hitting a brick wall.

I will the the first to admit that I do not meet some of the ideals listed above, but I think some of them are worth striving for. Additionally, I think some of the problems faced in music criticism also apply to other artisitc and social arenas. The unwillngness to come to terms with a different type (of whatever sort), to rely on assumptions and stereotypes, and not understanding or experience, is, to me, a flawed process, one that goes on not only in music but also in interpersonal relationships, and social ones. Sterling, your fervent defence of antiracism over the span of many threads, for instance, creates the expectation, for me, that you are familiar with the process of the willful misunderstanding of others, which is certainly at least part, though not all, of the problem of racism. Again, though the context is different, the underlying logic is similar. The logic itself is problematic, and any views stemming from it are automatically flawed.

Lastly, I spent a lot of time on my post last night, which is maybe why it sounds pedantic, but it is also why I may seem to be missing the point. After a while, I figured it would be better to cover gaffes that may not have been specifically made, just because I happened to think of them while I was writing.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

If you think we are bad Allison, wait until you meet Geir or Calum.
(is it true if you say Geir Hongro 3 times in succession infront of a mirror Geir appears? )

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

Creed >>>>>>>>>> Nickelback

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

but here's where it gets loopy: Nickelback > Smashing Pumpkins *ducks*

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

;^)

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

No Franklin. Your testicles tun to jelly and you cant dance to the groove anymore.

Geirs Funky Grandmother, Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

nah, James, you got it alll backwards. And these better than's are all based on real or imaginary hits collections, not their entire ouvre.

Limp Bizkit > Linkin Park > Foreigner > Smashing Pumpkins > Matchbox 20 > Nickelback > DMB > REO Speedwagon > Creed > Styx > Staind

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

That's what I heard.

No MP3's, we're in the process. It's (I know I said it wasn't a jam band, but it is a teeny bit "jammy")jam/jazz/rock/hard to explain type of music with a lot of freaky keys and meters. You'd have to hear it to understand what I'm saying. And no, it doesn't sound like DMB in the least bit.

Allison, Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

Journey's really tough because half their hits would be with Foreigner and the other half would be down by Styx.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

No band is perfect, of course

Says you.

Killing Joke is perfect.

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/band79-82/band81bed.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 June 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

Alex, apart from Killing Joke. What other bands do you like?

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

JOhn D., please refrain from posting the Joke all over this page. That's my scthick....get your own.

yes all right Alex, you don't have to be snippy about it though :(

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 7 June 2003 19:32 (twenty years ago) link

you don't have to be snippy about it though :(
I'm sorry, JOhn, I should've put a :) after the comment. I didn't mean it as anything other than a.....er....joke. Didn't mean to sound snippy, I promise.

Alex, apart from Killing Joke. What other bands do you like?

Killing Joke will always be my absolute faves, but other than they....in no particular order: Cop Shoot Cop/Firewater, the Misfits, XTC, Devo, the Stranglers, Buzzcocks, the Ramones, Iggy & the Stooges, the Modern Lovers, Kiss, the Birthday Party, Julian Cope, Black Flag, The Wedding Present, Talk Talk, Joy Division/New Order, the Circle Jerks, Gang of Four, the Pop Group, Gavin Friday, Queen, Massive Attack, Motorhead, Anthrax, the Sisters of Mercy, Discipline-era King Crimson, the Velvet Underground, This Mortal Coil, the Smiths, Talking Heads, Bowie, the Cure, the Cult, Theatre of Hate, Kraut, Ch3, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, the Damned......and a bunch more.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 June 2003 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Nice to see what some people are into. Out of that i like Stranglers,Buzzcocks,Ramones, Massive Attack,The Cult.
My personal faves are James Brown, Meters,Sly Stone , Massive Attack, Basement Jaxx,Chemical Brothers,Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder,George Clinton, Prince,Isley Brothers,Janes Addiction , Living Colour and Flaming Lips/Mercury rev. Thats off the top of my head.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

Would it be cheeky of me if I linked to this thread? :o)
Musicians you would really punch in the face

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 21:38 (twenty years ago) link

Yes!

Frank McAteer, Saturday, 7 June 2003 22:36 (twenty years ago) link

Any zealous declarations of fandom (i.e. "Killing Joke Uber Alles!" or "DMB RULES!") will immediately render any opinion you could submit moot, as you're subtracted any semblance of objectivity from your argument.
True. True.
But what I want to know is this: Is their a Dave-Matthew-fan equivalent of "honouring the fire"?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 7 June 2003 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

False. False. That would mean that in order for your opinion to be valid, you can never really like anything.

oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 June 2003 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

The key word there, oops, was "ZEALOUS," as in over-the-top.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 June 2003 23:47 (twenty years ago) link

So what is everyones favorite bands/musicians?

Kara, Sunday, 8 June 2003 05:19 (twenty years ago) link

Mine are there for all to see Kara.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Sunday, 8 June 2003 06:51 (twenty years ago) link

kara- hang around long enough in this board and you'll find out.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 8 June 2003 09:01 (twenty years ago) link

Waitasec. I'm feeling deja vu.
I distinctly remember a couple years back, somebody started a thread about the Killing Joke. And it was flamed by hordes of Killing Joke Fans, the most vocal of which was a new guy calling himself Alex in NYC.
End Result: Alex in NYC stuck around and became the most Active Poster in the History of ILM, evah

flash foward to the present day....

somebody started a thread about the Dave Matthews Band. And it was flamed by hordes of DMB Fans...I fear that sometimes soon an "Alex in NYC"-esque DMB fan will begin posting early and often every day, until he becomes the Most Active Poster. And he will post photos of DMB in every thread...and the DMB Fan will demand that we all "Honour the..." (whatever it DMB fans honour) and the world will become a much darker and more horrid place.


Custos in writing "Matrix Reloaded" shockah!

J (Jay), Sunday, 8 June 2003 10:58 (twenty years ago) link

No DMB fan has done the posting of pics yet. Maybe they dont know how.

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Sunday, 8 June 2003 12:40 (twenty years ago) link

ouch..that one hurt. No, I don't know how, don't really care how. I'm guessing no one has because this is an anti-dave board, and if anyone posted a picture of DMB they would never hear the end of the whining and bitching from people (like you). I'm sure they just dont want to waist time dealing with it.

Paige, Sunday, 8 June 2003 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

It's not an "anti-dave board' it's called I Love Music. Where we discuss music of all kinds. Use the search function at the bottom of the page you will find all sorts are discussed. Everyone is welcome here. Im fairly new myself but i find most people are friendly and welcome everyone posting here(apart from Calz for whatever reasons).

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Sunday, 8 June 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

I'm amazed that I missed this thread the first time around, since I hate Dave Mathews with a passion more fiery than a nova. Of course, my hatred is totally irrational, since the DMB's music is too boring to hate, kinda like late '80s Van Morrison.

J (Jay), Sunday, 8 June 2003 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

It seems to be a common occurence between Americans. Europeans dont care about DMB at all as most have never heard DMB. His visiblility is non existent in Europe. Much the same as Hootie & The Blowfish and Phish and other "jam bands".

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Sunday, 8 June 2003 14:51 (twenty years ago) link

His visiblility is non existent in Europe. Much the same as Hootie & The Blowfish and Phish and other "jam bands".

Score one for Europe.

adam (adam), Sunday, 8 June 2003 15:02 (twenty years ago) link

'fairly new here' except for the other nineteen pseudonyms ennit

Ferg (Ferg), Sunday, 8 June 2003 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

Thats a shame for the europeans.

Tina T, Sunday, 8 June 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

In ten years time, will anyone still be listening to DMB?

I THINK NOT!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 June 2003 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

when he's in town like half of my office takes the day off to pay something like 75 dollars to go see him in a football stadium.

keith (keithmcl), Sunday, 8 June 2003 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

afterparty at Chili's!

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 8 June 2003 16:53 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is almost heartbreaking

jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 June 2003 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

People in my office have paid several hundred dollars buying tickets from ebay. Why they didnt purchase them when details were announced i'll never know.

Tina T, Sunday, 8 June 2003 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

''In ten years time, will anyone still be listening to DMB?
I THINK NOT!''

i don't see why not? ppl listen to kiss and led zep ;)

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 8 June 2003 17:07 (twenty years ago) link

As long as they play, I'm sure people will listen to them. 10 years ago they probably said the same thing about them, and look where they are now.

Allison, Sunday, 8 June 2003 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

...on the downward slope of their career with DMCB breathing heavy on their neck

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 8 June 2003 17:56 (twenty years ago) link

Downward slope? Not quite, buddy. Just gettng started.

Paige, Sunday, 8 June 2003 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

Oh right like they're all of a sudden pull some new trick out of their ass and make some new album that'll just BLOW US ALL AWAY?? Like what, is Dave going to buy a couple dozen Marshall stacks and crank it to 11 and start singing like the guy from Cradle of Filth? Are they going to replace the drummer with Butch Vig? Are they going to make a ska record? No, they're going to make the same record they've made since 1994. Can we start filing this dude in Easy Listening already?

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 8 June 2003 19:49 (twenty years ago) link

aaah...i've been saving this thread up to read for ages and it took an hour but it was well worth it. especially as like a few others, i have never heard the dave matthews band, suspect i never will and don't really care... perhaps dave's obsession with stopping "bootleggers" stopped any of his records traversing the atlantic ? any more clarification on the equivalent group that anyone in europe might have heard of (i can't believe that coldplay have loads of improvising soloists or whatever...) ?

kieron, Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

There's been obvious changes in every record, not that I'd expect you to notice that. I never said their skills would get better...though they have gotten progressively more talented over the years and I don't expect it to stop now. But as long as they make music, I'm sure they'll still have an audience. Since there's no sign of breaking up, their "downward slope" probably won't be in the near future. (sorry)

paige, Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

Whatever mows yer lawn, Paige.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

some day they'll reach a transcendental state if our calculations of their steady improvement are correct.

at this point the worlds population will merge into one super being, and roam the galaxy looking for skins.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

you can measure their downward slope either in terms of creativity (paige, et. al: do you think Everyday was better than Under the Table and Dreaming?) or in terms of sales/popularity (in which case they peaked five years ago - check the numbers), but pretending they aren't past their peak - however you measure it - just because they're still going to release albums and they still have a fanbase is like pretending Molly Hatchet or Huey Lewis and the News haven't peaker either. Their best days are behind them - the future belongs to DMCB!

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

any more clarification on the equivalent group that anyone in europe might have heard of ?

Sting or Yes?

Brain, Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

Oh please don't compare DMB to Yes. Yes have at least come out with some imaginative music in their day, however noodley and bloated they may irrefutably be.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

I am sure Dave Matthews Fans think the same about him.

Brain, Sunday, 8 June 2003 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

That his music is noodley and bloated? I agree.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 June 2003 21:04 (twenty years ago) link

Sting is a much more interesting asshole than Dave Matthews ever will be

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 8 June 2003 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

True dat.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 June 2003 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

Talentwise, yes. Everyday is better than UTTAD, but the future will tell if their peak has passed, or is yet to come. What is your obsession with the friggen cover band? I saw them in Myrtle beach and they were shit compared to DMB. Plus DMB actually wrote the stuff and is somewhat crative in playing their parts...doesn't take much to just play it how it's written (as DMCB do)

paige, Sunday, 8 June 2003 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

That his music is noodley and bloated? I agree.

haha. Cant see the ones on this board admitting that. Even though its quite true.

Brain, Sunday, 8 June 2003 23:22 (twenty years ago) link

I guess "noodley" and "bloated" are some sort of complex musical terminology that I'm not aware of. What exactly do you mean by them?

Paige, Sunday, 8 June 2003 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

OK, no sarcasm or anything: that's a really, really good question.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:03 (twenty years ago) link

Millar: Sting is a much more interesting asshole than Dave Matthews ever will be
Ugh. Although I agree completely with the above statement, it still filled my brane with sudden, horrid mental images of Dave Matthews in a tiny white speedo talking about how yoga lets him fuck for 6 hours straight.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

i just always assumed he was stoner rock and that was why he is so huge in boulder.

keith (keithmcl), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

You have a hard time figuring out how one could characterize DMB's music as "noodley" and "bloated"? Do your ears work?

"Noodley" (or might I spell it "noodly" or conceivably "noodlesque") could easily be applied to the band's ceaselessly masturbatory penchant for directionless "jamming" and soloing.

"Bloated," meanwhile, as used towards DMB could aptly sum up both their elephantine conceit of musical prowess and the overall lumpen sonic girth that characterizes their music.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:44 (twenty years ago) link

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

paige, Monday, 9 June 2003 00:51 (twenty years ago) link

despite my general sympathy for the anti-Daveness, I remain convinced that "Crash" is a pretty good song whose chorus resolves in a really pleasant way

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:55 (twenty years ago) link

Inevitable Subthread:
DuMB vs Booze Traveller vs Cootie an the Blowjobs...FITE!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 9 June 2003 01:01 (twenty years ago) link

Blues Traveller > Hootie (but just barely) >>> DMB

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 9 June 2003 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

"I'm the king of the castle, you're the girl with the asshole, crash into me..."

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 9 June 2003 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

You guys are completely insane. There's a lot of bands that I don't like, but I don't feel the need to bash them like this. Generally, people who are mentally and physically satisfied with their own lives don't tend to announce everything that they hate. Arguing about something as utterly subjective as personal taste where it relates to music is pointless.

Ryan White, Monday, 9 June 2003 02:53 (twenty years ago) link

thanks Ryan! moderators plz delete ILM

Millar (Millar), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:58 (twenty years ago) link

But pointing out the pointlessness of others' actions is completely fucking worthwhile

oops (Oops), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:01 (twenty years ago) link

oops is on fire tonight

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:04 (twenty years ago) link

Ryan, do you see that we're all arguing about our personal taste in music, both those who love DMB and those who don't? And do you further see that, in their staunch defense of their man, the pro-DMB forces have prolonged the lifespan of this argument by about, oh, three days?

Not that ILMers have a problem with this -- hell, look around the board, that's what we do -- but if you have issues with this, why are you still feeding the flames?

Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:08 (twenty years ago) link

(Oh no! Have I killed this thread now? Dammit, Sean, why are you always so rational? Moderator, please delete me from the interweb.)

Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:15 (twenty years ago) link

Cuz he's yet to see the light! Embrace DMCB Ryan! Accept the true faith!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:16 (twenty years ago) link

Ryan , but THATS the point of ILM.

Thomas W, Monday, 9 June 2003 07:29 (twenty years ago) link

This is the most bizarre thread ... well, in a long time. What happened? where did these people come from? Did someone post a message saying "here is an anti-DMB site, go and post!" to a DMB mailing list or something?

You learn something new every day.

kate (kate), Monday, 9 June 2003 07:44 (twenty years ago) link

Its at nearly 600 posts. What is the longest running thread on ILX?

Brain, Monday, 9 June 2003 10:18 (twenty years ago) link

Probably Vice Magazine?

Or anything to do with Momus or any of our trolls...

kate (kate), Monday, 9 June 2003 10:34 (twenty years ago) link

I actually only heard 3 track by them via MTV and i gotta say they left me with nothing to like or to hate. they're virtually non existant where i live. I heard it some years ago and remember it sounded boring and the guys voice irritated me.

Jrvision (visionjr), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:14 (twenty years ago) link

I'd hardly call my disdain for DMB's music "unique". Look around you, Paige.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 11:54 (twenty years ago) link

But many people like them too. Thats the way of the world. We wont agree on everything. But we should remain civil and respect one anothers opinions. But i dont have a problem with people writing here about their dislike of DMB and other bands as long as I (and others) are allowed to respond.
I do wonder if we could agree on any bands though it should be fun finding out.

Tina T, Monday, 9 June 2003 12:04 (twenty years ago) link

I was referring to your "unique" definition of bloated and noodley...which still don't make any sense.

Paige, Monday, 9 June 2003 12:53 (twenty years ago) link

its a Jimi Thing....

Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:54 (twenty years ago) link

Paige, play fair - Alex's definition of "noodley" isn't hard to grasp, and it's a word often used to describe lots of focus on rock soloing/improv etc.

"Bloated," that one's loaded, not goin' near it

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:57 (twenty years ago) link

"noodley"...as in "like a noodle." I cannot imagine how you fail to hear how DMB's music could be described as such.

"bloated" as in fat, inflated, swollen. Think about it.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:03 (twenty years ago) link

DMB are bloated - they've forgotten where they came from, they lost the eye of the tiger. That's why the future belongs to DMCB!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:20 (twenty years ago) link

well he did look a little paunchy on that Spin cover.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

In ten years time, will anyone still be listening to DMB?
I THINK NOT!

Regardless of how I feel about DMB, this is a dumb thing to say. EVERYONE who's had ANY measure of success will still have people listening to them ten years after their success. Fact.

Actually, I defy anyone on this thread to list a band/artist who had a hit that no one ever listens to anymore. You just can't do it unless you happen to know exactly what every human being on the face of the earth is listening to at any given moment.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:30 (twenty years ago) link

Well, I meant it more in a general sense, i.e. will the Dave Matthews Band still be a going concern, and if so, will they be at all a relevant, viable force as compared to their current status.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:50 (twenty years ago) link

So what would make them any different than 80% of the artists popular today? How many huge acts from 1993 are still relevant, viable forces today? (The ones I can immediately think of are Snoop, Dre and Madonna; most of the other big hitters from then have fallen off big time.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

So what would make them any different than 80% of the artists popular today?

That's my point. They're not.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:40 (twenty years ago) link

nice return!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:40 (twenty years ago) link

They're NOT nearly as exceptional as some of the opinions expressed above would have you believe.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

That's a classic example of objective data used in a deeply subjective manner. The fact that the majority of people don't take Tiffany seriously or have forgotten about her doesn't change the fact that there are fans of hers today who think that she's the greatest performer ever. Furthermore, that's completely within their perogative and their rights as music listeners.

This thread has turned into a rote exercize of heaping scorn on other people's musical tastes for the cardinal sin of being different when it should have focused on heaping scorn on poxy Dave Matthews and his frightening chin.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:03 (twenty years ago) link

See, that's where you and I part, Dan. I have fewer problems with Dave Matthews (to say nothing of his chin, which seems pretty innocuous to me) and than I do with his fans who consider him some sort've demi-god.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:07 (twenty years ago) link

strike that "and" after the closed-parentheses.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:08 (twenty years ago) link

I wouldnt expect anything else from my fellow DMB fans as they're merely responding to (unnecessary) attacks on their favorite band. A band who I truly believe are unique , stand for something and whos music is great.

Marien, Monday, 9 June 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link

I can however see why some may call the music noodley and bloated. Some like it and some wont. As simple as that.

Marien, Monday, 9 June 2003 15:26 (twenty years ago) link

Marien, did you get poor marks in grammar?

Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:30 (twenty years ago) link

okay first I'm with dan at being pissed at the regulars acting like fucktards and baiting obv. v. young foax for no good reason -- go pick on ppl. yr. own size.

second I rilly want some DMB fans to tell me which songs they like most, how the sound of his songs changed over the last few albums, why it stopped having that goofy bouncy feel of "what would you say" and if that's a good or bad thing, whether you like dave's peppy or dreamy voice more, etc.

[honestly Jon, leave the grammar baiting to usenet]

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

I'm still curious why you were annoyed with me earlier, Sterling.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

Honestly, I don't know how else to antagonize them.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

Sterling was annoyed cuz you were ranking your own taste over some high-handed search for a true populist ethos where even 50,000 Dave Matthews phans can't be wrong cuz, above all else, one must dance side by side with the masses to show that you're keeping it real even if your own appreciation is so far removed from genuine fandom and interest that it ain't even academic it's so clinical. That's my guess anyway.

I've seen three Dave Matthews Band concerts (I'm from VA, and not only is it for lovers, it's for South African ex-pats who know just how good the weed is that grows at the feet of the Blue Ridge Mountains) and what struck me most was that there's a Jimmy Buffett-esque kulchur among the fans (partying, big smiles, neohippies), but it was firmly rooted in a Very Deep Respect for the music. No chants with certain parts. No choreographed hand movements from groups of excited grrls. None of that. And I found it really obnoxious -- the revelry that greeted the band, the closed eyes and mouthed words and shoulder hugs that made me feel like I was at a Promise Keepers rally.

Under the Table and Dreaming is good record.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:54 (twenty years ago) link

I didn't 'splain myself too well in that second graf: What I meant to say was that at every other concert I've been to for a band with a Huge Fawning Following (from Buffett to the Dismemberment Plan) there have been signs of naked enthusiasm for the band shown via syncopated handclaps, arm-waving, prop-tossing, and the like. But at the DMB shows I've attended, it's been like church, only with worse music (which isn't to call DMB terrible (I do like UTTAD), but to say that gospel music is great).

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

And as much as I dislike most of the jam bands, it's hard to find a more popular genre that music crit has totally ignored, which is a shame.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:14 (twenty years ago) link

Sterling was annoyed cuz you were ranking your own taste over some high-handed search for a true populist ethos where even 50,000 Dave Matthews phans can't be wrong cuz, above all else, one must dance side by side with the masses to show that you're keeping it real even if your own appreciation is so far removed from genuine fandom and interest that it ain't even academic it's so clinical.

(Deeply Stereotyped) DMB Fan: DMB roools! If you only heard more of their stuff, you'd agree that they're the best band ever!

Ned: But I've heard tons of their stuff and they bore the tits off of me. I am not engaged by their music at all and I don't have to be.

Sterling: NED YOU EVIL FIEND STOP TALKING DOWN TO PEOPLE.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:15 (twenty years ago) link

Also, Sterling mischaracterized me. I am not pissed with the regulars. I am not pissed with the new DMB advocates. I do think it's a shame that vocal proponents on both sides have turned this into the "my musical taste is better than yours" debate.

There should be more inventive name-calling and teasing and less chastizing. Humor brings people together.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

Actually I never called Ned in particular out, tho I was somewhat frustrated by the "we all have different tastes but MINE are better" act becuz it seemed to cut off any possible discussion about DMB rather smugly and rilly was just a more articulate version of the more irritating things coming from the DMB hordes (more excusable there becuz they haven't wedded themselves to this act through years of fine-tuning) and meanwhile tho the taunting and baiting from other quarters was what rilly frustrated me.

And y3ncey can eat a bag of stereotypical dicks. 50,000 DMB fans might be wrong but they're sure more interesting than corny indie fucks like you.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:39 (twenty years ago) link

how am i a corny indie fuck sterling??? how many dmb shows have you been to?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:41 (twenty years ago) link

blub blub blub


http://while1.net/~xm/misc/selleck.jpg

Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

Why do you think we throw stuff at you?

You own all our cd's- you're gay, you're gay
You own all our 7"s- you're gay, you're gay
You bought all our t-shirts- you're gay, you're gay
You go to all our shows- you're gay, you're gay

[Chorus:] All our fans are gay [x4]

You think you know what we are singing about- you're wrong
You think we care about the underground- you're wrong
You think we won't fuck up your club- you're wrong
You think we care if you like us- you're wrong

[Chorus]

If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke
Or unless you got some drugs to smoke
When the drugs are gone, then we are too
Then we'll go back to making fun of you

[Fan voice:] "But I've supported you guys for so long"
FAGGOT!

Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

The real fans don't go to shows.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:53 (twenty years ago) link

haha! nice.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

meanwhile Ned and Aaron need to lighten the fuck up and *listen* for a change to the points that foax are making.

-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 7th, 2003 2:16 AM. (later)

later...

Actually I never called Ned in particular out -- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 9th, 2003 1:39 PM. (later)

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 9 June 2003 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

memory is a dodgy thing.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 9 June 2003 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

< /reagan>

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 9 June 2003 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

I don't recall that.

J (Jay), Monday, 9 June 2003 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

Yes blount once you find the quote where I cop to trading guns to crazy right-wing strongmen under the table then it will be just like reagan.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

you'll never confess!!!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

"I... trad[e] guns to crazy right-wing strongmen under the table. . . just like [R]eagan." -- Sterling Clover, June 9th, 2003

THE SMOKING GUN!!!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

Wow.. I hope you guys aren't older than like 12, because that would be pretty sad.

James, Monday, 9 June 2003 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

http://kr4jb.net/alan/cv/boris&natasha.gif

moose and squirrel have foiled us again my love!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

HOORAY this thread is back on track!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

So what's the longest ILM thread then?

J (Jay), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:24 (twenty years ago) link

Trust me, it ain't this one.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

Parsing Xgau, I believe.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

Or Nas-JZ.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

Technotronic is better than Dave Matthews on the strength of 'Pump Up The Jam' alone

Millar (Millar), Monday, 9 June 2003 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

Yes blount once you find the quote where I cop to trading guns to crazy right-wing strongmen under the table then it will be just like reagan.
"Welll...yes...mistakes were made, but I know that My people did nothing wrong. They are all patriotic freedom fighters."

Crime Fighters == Fight Crime
Fire Fighters == Fight Fire
Freedom Fighters == ??

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 9 June 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

Technotronic is better than Dave Matthews on the strength of 'Pump Up The Jam' alone

Not sure that's what's meant by "jam band," Millar, but run with that thought!

Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Monday, 9 June 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

Crime Fighters == Fight Crime
Fire Fighters == Fight Fire
Freedom Fighters == ??


Further evidence that Custos Epsilon is truly deserving of the title, LORD. SALUT!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, I kinda sorta stole that bit from George Carlin.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 9 June 2003 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

pedantic

Marien, Monday, 9 June 2003 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

That doesn't change the fact that its a very good question.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

I was going to make an argument about why all the people talking shit about someone elses music are fucking lamers, but I decided that it was a waste of time. Go fuck yourselves and come back when you've actually accomplished something important.

matt klasdjasdfjklf, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 05:30 (twenty years ago) link

Done and done!

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 05:48 (twenty years ago) link

oops are both "dones" referring to the same thing??

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 05:54 (twenty years ago) link

i'll never tell

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 05:56 (twenty years ago) link

I was going to make an argument about why all the people talking shit about someone elses music are fucking lamers, but I decided that it was a waste of time. Go fuck yourselves and come back when you've actually accomplished something important.

Hey idiot boy -- this is ILM, it's a *MUSIC DISCUSSION BOARD* Invariably there is going to be some differences of opinion regarding certain artists (not just your precious Dave Matthews) and, summarily, a certain degree of "talking some shit" is going to go down. Go cower under your duvet if you can't handle it, but chastizing folks for having and expressing entirely grounded and justifiable opinions is a ridiculous statement.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 11:57 (twenty years ago) link

''okay first I'm with dan at being pissed at the regulars acting like fucktards and baiting obv. v. young foax for no good reason -- go pick on ppl. yr. own size.''

isn't sterling assuming these ppl are 15? or have i missed the bit where DMB fans state their age?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:03 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.rockpalastarchiv.de/bild/bild/kj1.jpg


they're all under 21 surely!

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:05 (twenty years ago) link

Sterling is making assumptions about the DMB posters which are more condescending than what he's accusing Ned and Aaron of doing.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:15 (twenty years ago) link

Er, what Dan said. I had been wondering about that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:20 (twenty years ago) link

That's a bit stereotypical. But then I wouldn't expect much better of you guys. I'm 32

James, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:23 (twenty years ago) link

YOU ANCIENT FOGEY

(I'm 30)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:32 (twenty years ago) link

I've always suspected that the average humanoid doesn't gain useful musical taste until after the age of 15 (hence the existence of Kiss, the Knack and the Insane Clown Posse), and loses it after the age of 40. (hence the existence of Neil Diamond, Michael Bolton and Celine Dion.)
Does anyone think this notion might have a genuine basis in nuerochemistry or is that the Michael Bolton fans were ALWAYS sans-taste motards?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:21 (twenty years ago) link

I've always suspected that the average humanoid doesn't gain useful musical taste until after the age of 15 (hence the existence of Kiss, the Knack and the Insane Clown Posse), and loses it after the age of 40. (hence the existence of Neil Diamond, Michael Bolton and Celine Dion.)
Does anyone think this notion might have a genuine basis in nuerochemistry or is that the Michael Bolton fans were ALWAYS sans-taste motards?

(side question: and why does Jaz have a wedge of lime stuck to the side of his hand?)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:22 (twenty years ago) link

yet more generalizing from custos shockah!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

I formed my ICP love at age 22. (Granted it faded a lot by age 28 but _Ringmaster_, _Riddlebox_ and the attendant EPs are all still fantastic.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:51 (twenty years ago) link

why does Jaz have a wedge of lime stuck to the side of his hand?

When the apocalypse comes, you don't want to be caught without your limes.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:52 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha, you'll get scurvy!

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:55 (twenty years ago) link

yet more generalizing from custos shockah!
Well, thats *is* my theory. If you think it's incomplete, please enlighten us to how you modify it to bring it closer to your vision of reality.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

But Custos 95% of ILM is in those brackets and at least 60% of us have shit taste. How do ya splain that?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:00 (twenty years ago) link

I discovered Duran Duran at about 12 or 13. And Duran Duran made me the person I am today!

kate (kate), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

Brain interference caused by cosmic rays?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

Brain interference caused by cosmic rays?
(xpost)

I discovered Duran Duran at about 12 or 13. And Duran Duran made me the person I am today!
In my book that means you have good taste.

Waitasec? 60%? How'd you come up with that figure, Yanc3y?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:06 (twenty years ago) link

I discovered Duran Duran at about 12 or 13. And Duran Duran made me the person I am today!
In my book that means you have good taste.

But then I've disproved your theory because I gained that taste at a tender age too young to register on your radar! (Maybe girls mature earlier? Oh no, because hence the existence of gloop like 5ive, etc.)

kate (kate), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:12 (twenty years ago) link

Though on second thought, I quite like that one 5ive song with the TV's in the video...

kate (kate), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:15 (twenty years ago) link

I think girls mature faster than boys because as adolescents they get earlier access to boobs.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:17 (twenty years ago) link

5ive has videos???

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

Yarrrrrrr... I was terrified by the giant skyscrapers as projection screens one for "We Will Rock You".

Are we talking about the same band? Brit boyband from about 3 or 4 years ago?

kate (kate), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

Same band. They just played a house show in Rhode Island 12 years ago that someone told J-Dub about, and now he's convinced they're hardfuckingcore with masks & sheeit, yo!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

Someone named "5ive" played at a mill show last summer. I was really drunk and impatient with them.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:31 (twenty years ago) link

12 years ago, the brit boyband 5ive would have been, oh... 10?

kate (kate), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

Once a neighbor of mine who was a tennis player got a new CD player for his Volvo. He told me and a friend to check it out. We sat in the car and he showed off his new system by playing Led Zeppelin. I was like, "Sounds alright to me."

Then he popped in a Dave Matthews Band CD. He said, "Ya know, Dave Matthews Band is just good fucking music, man."

"Just good fucking music, man."

I didn't like it one bit.

Not one bit.

Cub, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

This thread is getting too unweildly to load for my poor, outdated, wheezing computer. Thus, I must excuse/recuse myself from this debate from this point further. If anyone wants to start up a sequel thread or something, I'm all for it. Until such time, however, my final word on the subject: The Dave Matthews Band is comprised of, in all probability, perfectly kind, considerate, intelllient, compassionate human beings with all the best of intentions, but their music is still dull as dishwater. I don't decry anyone's right to listen to and enjoy it, but just don't try to tell me how fuckin' great it is.....`cos it ain't.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

Someone wrote on the Eagles CorD thread that the Eagles combined the worst qualities of pop (mindless formulaic drivel-ness) with the worst of rock (bloated self-importance). The DMB are like what you get when you combine the worst of pop, rock and jazz.

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

I'm overwhelmed by the originality (or lack there of) in that post.

james, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 21:10 (twenty years ago) link

Taking Sides: Dave Matthews Band vs. Coldplay
yet Another anti DMB thread

Climate Hunter, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

yet Another anti DMB thread

Oh come on! You can READ, can't you?

J (Jay), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:10 (twenty years ago) link

No.

Climate Hunter, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

The other day my brother's friend's band started off their cover of "All Along the Watchtower" by declaring
"He're's a little song Bob Dylan wrote, Jimi Hendrix made rockin', and Dave Matthews took to a whole nother level. Now, we're going to see what we can do with it."

Applepie Baseball, Wednesday, 11 June 2003 00:31 (twenty years ago) link

haha - bono to thread

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 00:32 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is an embarrassment.

the responses from regulars (who should be ashamed of so vigorously taking advantage of their relative experience with defending their tastes by arguing) remind me particularly of mark's second paragraph in clarke's 'boring' thread.

a more fruitful way to understand this thread's original question might be, following mark, to assume that the people who like dave matthews do not do so because of a lack on their part (a lack of taste, intelligence, character, experience, or anything else). your conception of how a person could like dave matthews would seem to have some bearing on why you don't like him. (perhaps making certain answers easier.) then an interesting question becomes, why is it so important to you to make it clear that you are not like that person (exemplified by your not liking dave matthews)?

I would say that in my late high school years, into the time I went off to college, a very wide range of people in my age group and older, in different social groups, liked dave matthews to some extent. this was around the time of 'under the table and dreaming'. I remember their first couple-few big singles as significant presence on the radio. I recall a review from the time noting matthews' 'frat-boy existentialism' as a potential fault, but giving him a pass because there is still something fulfilling about even frat-boy existentialism, at times. the association with frat boys bothered me because I hadn't really seen that connection - it seemed like an inaccurate thing to say at the time, though it became more accurate later as the band's audience changed. something similar to that point about the faulty-but-good-enough existentialism (especially found in 'crash', I think) could probably be said about the music's character and sound, especially in terms of difference from the prevailing styles of the time
on rock and mainstream alternative radio.

Josh (Josh), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 06:29 (twenty years ago) link

Applepie Baseball: "He're's a little song Bob Dylan wrote, Jimi Hendrix made rockin', and Dave Matthews took to a whole nother level. Now, we're going to see what we can do with it."
James Blount: haha - bono to thread
I think Bono would've said "Jimi Hendrix stole this from Dylan...we're stealin' it back."
Funny thing I heard (which is probably a myth, but it would be sooooo coool if it were true:) Apparently, Bono himself was embarassed by his pontifications on the Rattle and Hum record...and whenever he gets out of hand in the studio, one of his bandmates would inevitably remark:
"Ey, Bono......are we stealin' it back?"
And here's a documented fact: Bono is forbidden to have any coffee or caffeine before they go into the studio. Allegedly, A cup of black coffee really brings out the pompous twit in him.
Kinda like Henry Rollins...without the sense of humor.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 11:43 (twenty years ago) link

The purpose of me bringing up those specific people on this web site was to prove that hatred and anger get you no where. I don't dislike anyone the way the people on this web site do. As for someone saying all DMB fans are hootie fans thats a lie I never caught on as to why hootie was so popular. All of my friends that like Dave aren't hootie fans so that is untrue.

dmbfan012003, Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:29 (twenty years ago) link

DMB fans in "nicer than ILM" shocka

Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

FYI: ILM is not a coherent entity

oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 June 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, it does seem like "niceness" is just the apex of achievement for a band like DMB -- they play the exact role that Phil Collins and Genesis played back in the mid-'80s (except Phil and Co. wrote songs that got on the radio). Just... nice. And not, y'know, *weird* like that new wave stuff. I mean, who's going to listen to that weird stuff in 20 years? ;)

Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

well, they're just half a step removed from hippies, no?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:04 (twenty years ago) link

yeah niceness is just criminally uncool, I'd sooner be caught telling people to be kind to others

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

this dmb hootie comparison convinces me that either most people hatin' haven't actually listened to dmb carefully, or that there's much more interesting stuff going on in hootie than i realized.

i mean a violin jamband combo with a dude singing slightly skittery jazz-inflected stuff in not quite a standard key. maybe its not my thing but while i was like 15 or 16 and listening to alt-rock radio it seemed way more *weird* than most of the stuff on at the time.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

BOTH SUCK

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

that or one is completely unaware of the histories, tour circuits, etc. of hootie and dmb, or the way their label sold them as the 'new hootie' in 94 (somewhere big head todd's going 'where's my platinum album?').

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

hootie, dmb, big head todd, lisa loeb, the pietasters and squirrel nut zippers were all regular players at my dad's old club in southwest va in the early to mid 90s. make of that what you will.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:36 (twenty years ago) link

judging a band by its tour circuit, c or d?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:41 (twenty years ago) link

I love the Yanc3y but that club sounds like my idea of a slow, bitter, torturous hell.

judging a band by its tour circuit, c or d?

Inestimably classic.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

'chitlin circuit' to thread

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

but the touring circuit matters, sterling! these bands shared stages, were friends/rivals, they wuz a SCENE, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

my dad's club totally sucked. tho it did give me the opportunity to meet uncle tupelo when i wuz 14. which was very cool.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

pretending bands don't have contexts - c or d?

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

the thing is ALOT of people woulda put their money on big head todd if you'd asked them 'who's gonna make it big?'

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

i would've. "bittersweet" shoulda been the anthem of the 90s.

it's the boulder curse! (rick neuheisel to thread!)

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

haha! rashaan salaam to thread!

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

he's gotta take off the noose first

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

I'd just like to know what all these people being so high and mighty listen to, or are they too busy trying to seem "cool" by critiquing everything they can? And saying that dave sounds like a "muppet," I think that 50 Cent sounds awful and monotonous, but instead of being mean about it I just say "I don't like him" so I'm not rude to any of his fans.

Jeff, Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

Sterling stop posting under aliases!

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

dave sounds like a "muppet,"

Hey, I like the way Kermit sings.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 June 2003 18:46 (twenty years ago) link

jewel sounds more like a muppet. that was what made her first single cool & catchy. after that i have no idea why she stuck around.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

more references to ILM and its regulars as a single coherent hata motherbrain please

Millar (Millar), Thursday, 12 June 2003 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

Um, do those of you bemoaning the hatred showed here towards Dave even read the title of this thread?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 12 June 2003 21:49 (twenty years ago) link

I was in a jam band called Hata Motherbrain once, we had a killer version of China Cat Sunflower

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 12 June 2003 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

Looks like the dmb fans have gave up at last.

Brain, Thursday, 12 June 2003 23:05 (twenty years ago) link

Just tired of people's bitching and not trying in the least bit to understand where fans are coming from. Got bored with the constant cheapshots and reference to the fan stereotypes. Please, please, please, sustain your arguements with something other than "uh..they suck cuz they're boring n' stuff." Or "I went to a concert once...but its just not my kind of music so I think they suck" If the only reason that you can procure for the reason that you don't like them is that it's not your type of music, then what the hell are you argueing about? Also, make up your minds boys, please...are we all hippies or are we frat boys? I have to know so I can conform to that faction (since you know, that's what we DMB fans do..we conform)
I do acknowlege that a small portion of the people that post here are not as thoroughly dim-witted as the puerile majority are. This post not intended for the few that actually justify their aversion.
To remark on the original comment, I'm sure the fans are still watching. They're just still waiting for the imprudent, pseudo-intellectuals to say something that varies from the same thing they've said since this thread was created.

Allison, Friday, 13 June 2003 01:56 (twenty years ago) link

deranged duck!

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 13 June 2003 05:46 (twenty years ago) link

"the puerile majority" is the name of my forthcoming book on contemporary iranian politics.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 05:48 (twenty years ago) link

Allison, I think that chastising people for puerile comments on a thread designed to attract the hardcore puerile contingent might be somewhat fruitless.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:31 (twenty years ago) link

It probably wasn't designed that way, but you can't deny that it does attract them.

Allison, Friday, 13 June 2003 10:37 (twenty years ago) link

Ha. Allison rulez.

NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 13 June 2003 10:44 (twenty years ago) link

As a member of not just one, but many hardcore puerile contingents - DMB is the antithesis of puerile. That's why we hate him (and Sting.)

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 13 June 2003 10:59 (twenty years ago) link

So, am I supposed to be a puerile embarassment or not?

I think I'm just going to sit here and be peeved with Josh.

J (Jay), Friday, 13 June 2003 11:27 (twenty years ago) link

''Ha. Allison rulez.''

i second that!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 13 June 2003 11:29 (twenty years ago) link

Are you going to stick around and contribute on other threads , Allison? It's not all hate here incase you were wonderin'.

brain, Friday, 13 June 2003 12:23 (twenty years ago) link

I comment on other threads when I feel it necessary. I just thought the ignorance on this particular thread was spreading much too quickly, and needed a slight speed reduction.
It would make sense that the "antithesis of puerile" wouldn't be accepted on this board...I can see that maturity is not one of this group's many fortes.

Allison, Friday, 13 June 2003 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.

J (Jay), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sorry, Allison; you're making a good amount of sense and expressing yourself will and all I can do is giggle at your email address. Truly I suck.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 16:44 (twenty years ago) link

Damn, "J"...that was deep. Somebody should put that in a book or something.

Allison, Friday, 13 June 2003 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

aflac

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

I comment on other threads when I feel it necessary. I just thought the ignorance on this particular thread was spreading much too quickly, and needed a slight speed reduction.
It would make sense that the "antithesis of puerile" wouldn't be accepted on this board...I can see that maturity is not one of this group's many fortes

Most pretentious thing I've read on ILM in MONTHS!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, what's being posited as the "antithesis of puerile" here? Allison herself?

Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

The point is, rock and roll is about being puerile. If you want adult, listen to Miles Davis or Stravinsky. ILM is puerile. If you want adult, go to the Library.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

(Side point: ILM is not just about rock and roll, so it should be more than just puerile.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

Good point. Point taken.

And I'm sick of that fucking word...

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

Totally on point with that last point.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 June 2003 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

If the only reason that you can procure for the reason that you don't like them is that it's not your type of music, then what the hell are you argueing about?

It's all subjective. There have been many many posts here which elucidate the specific things in Dave's music that is not liked. What more can you say than 'Dave does/doesn't do X, Y, or Z. I don't care for/do care for X, Y, or Z'?
To focus on each point brought up misses the whole, which is greater than the sum of its parts, ie, it's not JUST that people think the music is boring, and not JUST that they don't care for his voice, and not JUST that they don't want to be associated w/his hardcore fans. It's all of these--and more--combined.

oops (Oops), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:15 (twenty years ago) link

At this point, answer SEVEN HUNDRED AND FORTY FOUR, I just want to say that I quite like the Dave Matthews CD a friend gave me a while ago, the drumming is particularly tasteful.

mei (mei), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.dmbsucks.com/

Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

I comment on other threads when I feel it necessary. I just thought the ignorance on this particular thread was spreading much too quickly, and needed a slight speed reduction.
It would make sense that the "antithesis of puerile" wouldn't be accepted on this board...I can see that maturity is not one of this group's many fortes.
-- Allison, June 13th, 2003 7:13 AM. (later)

Heyyyyy...I remember you! You were the lady who said that "A Little Less Conversation" was the epitome of everything wrong with British Culture, and said we we're all mooks, hooligans and thugs for liking it.
(I'm paraphrasing, of course. It's been so long since I saw that thread)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 13 June 2003 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

It's puerile to quote Shakespeare. So, LOU REED WINS!

J (Jay), Friday, 13 June 2003 20:11 (twenty years ago) link

There's no way that's the same person.

J (Jay), Friday, 13 June 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

Oh wait J in missing the point because not reading the whole thread shockah.

J (Jay), Friday, 13 June 2003 20:14 (twenty years ago) link

My point wasn't that people only dislike them for those reasons. When asked why they don't like DMB, generally, the answer has something relating to the inkling that they are tedious and uninspiring. Another common answer is that Dave doesn't sing with enough emotion and his lyrics don't complement his voice, or that they are too serious in their performances(which would be proven wrong by a simple viewing of any live performance. i.e. Their smiling/communicating through facial expressions, dancing around, and the palpable exhibit of their passion for music.)
It's easy to critique music by saying things other than "I don't like "X, Y, or Z". I'll use Linkin Park as an example, since they seem to be the band that I can effortlessly critsize. "Linkin Park has unadorned riffs and uses minimal effort in their music. Their use of rap intermingled with faux rock is extremely overrated." Easy as that.
My arguement: Give me a concept that is validated, and I'll give you acknowledgement. I want an argument, just without the substandardized interpretation.
I don't think I should be a necessity to be juvenile in my posts in order to be somewhat appreciated. I'm aware that this thread has been turned into a kiddiefest. Nevertheless, I'm sure you can find a scrap of maturity somewhere.

Allison, Friday, 13 June 2003 22:29 (twenty years ago) link

"Allison" in demanding the objective from the subjective shockah!

J (Jay), Friday, 13 June 2003 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

huh uh uh huh uh uh "deranged duck"

Beavis, Friday, 13 June 2003 23:17 (twenty years ago) link

Despite the fact that your "rational reasons" for disliking Linkin Park boil down to "I don't like their unadorned riffs or the minimal effort they put into their music, and I REALLY don't like like their mix of rap with faux rock", I will list my reasons for not being into Dave Matthews band in your format:

- The timbre of Dave's voice is often extraordinarily ugly. He sounds like he's trying to form all of his vowels with the roof of his mouth.

- The fiddle-timbre of the violin grates against the horns, making it nigh-impossible for them to play in tune together.

- Their songs register to my ears as very safe. They never take any extreme or unpredictable turns; in fact, you could probably find the basic chord progressions of most of the songs in a second-semester theory class. I understand that a huge reason for this is to give a solid foundation on which to solo, but the solos don't sparkle or impress.

- I've never heard them let their bass player get seriously ill. Given how great I think their bass player might be, this is criminal.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:44 (twenty years ago) link

see one problem with dmb for me, is unlike alot of their peers who had at least one element I could buy into wholeheartedly no matter what I thought of the whole (Spin Doctors' drummer, Darius Rucker's voice - I'm a sucker for baritones, same weakness with Pearl Jam), dmb don't have any one particular guy about whom I can say 'damn, this song might suck but that one muhfuh can ______!' < /rayburn>. I'm generally looking for cheap thrills, and if I can manage selective hearing well enough to enjoy !!! despite the vocals I could probably figure out a way to enjoy dmb, if there was something for my ear to latch onto.

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 June 2003 01:53 (twenty years ago) link

alison, essentially you did the exact thing against Linkin Park as was done against DMB, ie, you said 'I don't care for X and Y and linkin park does X and Y'. It seems as if an arguement is only 'rational' to you if you agree with it.

oops (Oops), Saturday, 14 June 2003 05:08 (twenty years ago) link

She said the reasons and explained why she didn't like them because of those reasons. That was her point if you weren't paying attention. Everyone else's reasons were "they're boring, dont like dave's voice, or they dont have enthuisiasm on stage."
Their bass player does have solos and parts in songs where he gets "ill". They do take risks, just not as much music wise as it is timing and tempo. There is always a HUGE possibility of someone majorly screwing up since they play different sets, and often different versions of a song every concert...but they don't. There's just another example of someone talking about what what they dont know.

paige, Saturday, 14 June 2003 10:25 (twenty years ago) link

''Everyone else's reasons were "they're boring, dont like dave's voice, or they dont have enthuisiasm on stage."''

have you actually read dan's post?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 14 June 2003 11:29 (twenty years ago) link

Their bass player does have solos and parts in songs where he gets "ill".

Point me at a song.

They do take risks, just not as much music wise as it is timing and tempo.

Point me at a song.

Clearly I'm not going to take your word for anything because I heard their first two albums and was not impressed enough to pursue them any further, largely because of the reasons I listed.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 14 June 2003 12:18 (twenty years ago) link

- I've never heard them let their bass player get seriously ill. Given how great I think their bass player might be, this is criminal

Dan, no lie, that's a beautiful piece of criticism right there.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 14 June 2003 13:19 (twenty years ago) link

Their bass player does have solos and parts in songs where he gets "ill".
By the way, I suspect he doesn't mean getting "violently" ill. (Y'know, like the listeners.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 14 June 2003 17:11 (twenty years ago) link

oh come on now that's just silly

dave q, Saturday, 14 June 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

If you can acquire any live show that wasn't recorded for a DVD or CD and commercially sold, even if you scuttle haphazardly through songs, I'm confident that you will detect songs that demonstrate these qualities.  I'll get back to you on specific songs since I don't have my recordings at hand.
You do understand that, fundamentlly, you are saying violins don't merge well with woodwinds?  And you realize that there are about 102 million composers that wouldn't be in accord with that statement?  Just warning you...in case you get mugged by an individual clenching a baton, that may be their rationale.
I still can't grasp that people are so critical of such an eminent style music that they have no perception or knowledge of beyond that of a few CD's, singles, or unfounded information from unreliable sources.

allison, Saturday, 14 June 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

like your Linkin Park review?

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 June 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

I still can't grasp that people are so critical of such an eminent style music that they have no perception or knowledge of beyond that of a few CD's, singles, or unfounded information from unreliable sources.

Should it require more than a few CDs and singles to form an opinion of this band? If their readily available material (presumably the music the band felt most satisfied with to represent them) fails to create a favorable impression, why do you have such a seemingly damn hard time fathoming how -- for even a nanosecond -- that you may actually indeed be mistaken in your assertion that the DMB's music is anything other than bog-fucking-standard?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 June 2003 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

cuz, unlike other bands (eg. linkin park), dmb require a thourough, constant, and complete familiarity with their music before you can begin to question their greatness (with the catch 22 being if you question dmb's greatness you haven't listened to 'enough' dmb).

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 June 2003 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

Allison hurrah for you for fighting for the band you love! I mean that and am not being sarcastic. I do think, though, that James and Alex have a point: how much DMB does a person need to have heard before it's fair to say that he's got a reasonable understanding of their sound? I think it's a little silly to say "you haven't heard all their music" as if that were a good dismissal of criticism. Think of music that you think is ass: have you heard everything by the bands you think of as some seriously suck-ass bands, or do you hear at most an album or two and go "yeesh! shit sandwiches!"

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 14 June 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

No sir, I've drudged through a linkin park concert. My review was actually munificent when compared to what they produce. Honestly...do you think they deserve the praise they get?
I never said you have to hear everything in order to have an opinion of them, and I don't appreciate the amplification of every statement I make. AGAIN, I will say it. Listening to a band and determining that you do not like them is one thing. Criticising the band for technical, lyrical, or any other intangible factors when you aren't entirely informed is a totally different animal.
I can't argue if you just don't like them, it's your right to form an opinion. I'm not fond of a lot of bands, but if I haven't experienced them in their entirety then I do not pass jugement on them...particularly to their fans who obviously know more about them that I do.
I don't remember (and don't care to look) who posted earlier about the basic chord progression or something reminiscent of their compositions being musically undemanding or challenging. I've played guitar since I was 7 and I'm now a senior in college, majoring in music performance. There are still some of his riffs and chord changes that I still can't refine as well as he does. Some aspects of their music are simple, but that's to be expected when you take into account that they are typically a touring band.

Allison, Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

I don't appreciate the amplification of every statement I make.

If you're not going to stand by statements, might I suggest you reconsider making them in the first place. What else have we to go on other than your own words in this debate?

At the very least, I think we can all safely, heartily and cheerily agree that Linkin Park suck from a big, greasy bag of cock, right?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

I like that "In The End" song. Needs to be a bit more Depeche Mode, though. (I will still take it over any DMB any day.)

I don't appreciate the amplification of every statement I make

Understood, but I think this is happening because you're not answering a lot of specific questions in turn. Dan, for instance, has brought up a lot that you're not apparently dealing with. Saying that you're not being understood or that you're being treated too harshly when you're not willing to engage further with what's asked is a bit of a problem -- especially if you're so single-mindedly focused on getting US to engage further with a band you like. It goes both ways.

Criticising the band for technical, lyrical, or any other intangible factors when you aren't entirely informed is a totally different animal

If people are getting annoyed with the band BECAUSE of something technical, lyrical, etc. and say so, what more do you want? It can't be intangible if it is there and they're pointing to it.

I'm not fond of a lot of bands, but if I haven't experienced them in their entirety then I do not pass jugement on them

If you aren't fond of a band you have passed a judgment. It may be a temporary one or may be one that you are wanting to note is something based on only a few things that you've heard, but it's still a judgment.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:50 (twenty years ago) link

eg. Linkin Park

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 June 2003 21:52 (twenty years ago) link

I'm tired of being articulate...hope no one minds that I return to my apathetic ways.
Because they openly said that they haven't listened to much more than just those couple CD's. Say your favorite band is...Backsteet boys (we all know it is) and people are going on about how awful they are, and also say that they've only heard one of their albums and the commercialized crap they see on TV. Now, you know they're much better than just the mercantile mainstream band they're made out to be, but no one will actually listen to anything else because they just form impervious opinions and suddenly become all knowing on the subject after listening to that one CD. Do you let them go on their poorly informed ways so they can infect others minds with fictitious information, or do you charge them with being tenuous then try to help them give the band their well deserved respect?
People aren't pointing to anything. I've yet to hear a specific example or song (that I can remember...prove me wrong if you can) that can't be argued by taste (other than Dave's voice which I will admit can be a bit tense at times) BECAUSE the amount of their music the majority has heard is very marginal.

Allison, Saturday, 14 June 2003 22:44 (twenty years ago) link

I don't need to eat a whole shit sandwich to know I don't like shit.

oops (Oops), Saturday, 14 June 2003 22:48 (twenty years ago) link

It's like talking to a wall!

J (Jay), Saturday, 14 June 2003 23:15 (twenty years ago) link

But... what if that shit sandwich has cream filling in the middle and you won't know unless you eat a little more.

Your mom's a wall.

Allison, Saturday, 14 June 2003 23:17 (twenty years ago) link

The tenacity of the DMB fan is a thing of wonder: let no one here argue this point.

Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Saturday, 14 June 2003 23:22 (twenty years ago) link

(No, really, *please* don't argue it. We'll be here all week.)

Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Saturday, 14 June 2003 23:22 (twenty years ago) link

This thread is caught in a loop.

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Saturday, 14 June 2003 23:26 (twenty years ago) link

can this just be dropped please?

H (Heruy), Saturday, 14 June 2003 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

Sure...I'm bored now though. Going to give me something else to talk about?

allison, Sunday, 15 June 2003 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

See the other threads!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 15 June 2003 00:33 (twenty years ago) link

nah =) I've grown quite fond of this one, tanks.

Allison, Sunday, 15 June 2003 00:37 (twenty years ago) link

Your mom's a wall.

Best comeback evah.

J (Jay), Sunday, 15 June 2003 10:52 (twenty years ago) link

I gotta agree with J; I'm still giggling at that one.

I did not say that violins and woodwinds can never be in tune with each other. I sing with the Boston Symphony; I hear violins and woodwinds in tune on a regular basis. What I said was that their violin player's timbre (which more often than not sounds like Irish fiddle) doesn't match well with the saxophone. It's a "unique" sound that never really rings, gels or clicks.

I'd also like to note that you STILL haven't pointed me at any specific songs.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 15 June 2003 12:37 (twenty years ago) link

"- The fiddle-timbre of the violin grates against the horns, making it nigh-impossible for them to play in tune together." hmm..hate to argue, but you did say they couldn't play in tune.
Songs that show you what? Can't remember what the criteria were, refresh my memory please?

allison, Sunday, 15 June 2003 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

Quick question for the sake of perspective, Allison.....what other music do you enjoy?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 15 June 2003 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

I've posted that twice..but I'll do it again. I like Tom Petty, The Cure, The Misfits, Rush, Plaid, Roadhaven, Bob Marley, Queens of the Stone Age, and Fury Monk to name a few. Although I'm not as obsessed as you, I do like Killing Joke. I'm a very firm believer that Jaz is God. Or...a least the second coming of christ.

Allison, Sunday, 15 June 2003 16:20 (twenty years ago) link

love connection!

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 June 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

we'll be back in 2 and 2

oops (Oops), Sunday, 15 June 2003 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

uh...what about 2's? Did I miss somethin?

Allison, Sunday, 15 June 2003 23:28 (twenty years ago) link

You cannot compare Dave Matthews with the majesty of Yes or Rush.

The Atomic Rooster, Monday, 16 June 2003 00:10 (twenty years ago) link

Allison: it's about beats. Ask your drummer.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 June 2003 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

Who's comparing. I like DMB for an entirely different reason than I like the rest of those bands. I hate my drummer..I'd much rather you explain, please =)

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 00:15 (twenty years ago) link

A quick and dirty lesson about time signatures -- all others can throw in here as they like.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 June 2003 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

What's this in reference to?

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 00:32 (twenty years ago) link

Allison is a red herring.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 16 June 2003 02:08 (twenty years ago) link

Either that or is willfully stupid. I'd like to not assume the latter.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 June 2003 02:11 (twenty years ago) link

hmm..hate to argue, but you did say they couldn't play in tune.

I said that Dave Matthews Band rarely plays in tune. I didn't say it was impossible to tune woodwinds. And really, it's only the songs where they really feature the fiddle and horns playing together that it really grates on my ears.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 02:30 (twenty years ago) link

800.

The name comes from the name of a song, One Sweet World, performed by the Dave Matthews Band (who they?).

http://www.ciao.co.uk/Ben_Jerrys_One_Sweet_Whirled__Review_5314913

disco stu (disco stu), Monday, 16 June 2003 03:21 (twenty years ago) link

how come an IP search for allison turns up many many posts for one mr DAN PERRY? eh? EH???

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 03:23 (twenty years ago) link

Dan Perry in sexually-confused DMB Tyler Durden shocker

Millar (Millar), Monday, 16 June 2003 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

But... what if that shit sandwich has cream filling in the middle and you won't know unless you eat a little more.

This may be the best reply I've ever gotten.

oops (Oops), Monday, 16 June 2003 06:10 (twenty years ago) link

The first rule of DMB Club is that you don't talk about DMB club.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:23 (twenty years ago) link

I know about time signatures...music major, remember. I'm just wondering why you posted it. Also wondering if I should be offended by the "willfully stupid" comment... (here's where I'd post a picture of myself looking confused, but since I'm computer illiterate and no one wants to tell me how to do it =P)

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 12:36 (twenty years ago) link

It seems there has been mutual confusion, not hard with me. I thought you were referring to questions of the beat but it looks like you were talking about Chuck Woolery's 'classic' smarm outro on Love Connection -- which is what Oops was quoting.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:38 (twenty years ago) link

Your mom's a wall.
Best comeback evah.

Hello, Wall.
If she had said "Su madre es una pared" it would've sounded 100x cooler and dirtier.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:49 (twenty years ago) link

Your mom's a wall.
Best comeback evah.

Hello, Wall.
If she had said "Su madre es una pared" it would've sounded 100x cooler and dirtier.

But... what if that shit sandwich has cream filling in the middle and you won't know unless you eat a little more.
Three words: Thats. Not. Cream.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:51 (twenty years ago) link

ewwww.

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 15:04 (twenty years ago) link

My reasons for hating them, apart from whatever else has been already mentioned:

A guy by the name of J0hn L00 who tried to browbeat me into liking them years ago. In every single American high school and small college with a jazz band, the three 'cool guys' in the rhythm section (gtr/bs/drm) have an awful polite groovy rock band together and they inevitably will draft their one even 'cooler' poet/philosopher/rollerblader friend into playing acoustic and singing. This was J0hn L00. He was in the middle of MERELY EXPLAINING to me how 'techno' could never mean anything because it was TECHNOLOGY which could never TOUCH THE UNIVERSAL SCOPE or whatever the fuck he was saying, when (we were on a bus iirc) he asked if I liked DMB, to which I said no I most certainly do not. His respnonse: OH BUT DAVE IS JUST SO MUSICAL.

"hike up your dress a little more/ and show your world to me:" This line insenses me more than any other line from any other song ever. In any kind of just relations among the genders saying "hike...world..." would earn you derision, lawsuits, and a lonely life, and (yank away the curtain of poesy here) "LEMME SEE YOUR PUSSY" would be the gleeful playful die-rect request btw actual living bodied humans that I must believe it is. But alas that's not our world obviously, not yet, and this song isn't helping any.

I can't imagine a line more duplicitous, more violent, more ugly. It's not a world, dickhead! Yes I get it, he wants to nice-guy his way into this girl's pants, but with his cute lil met-a-phor he obliterates her subjectivity and says back to us over his shoulder "dude they're all sisters."

(god this song pisses me off) Anyone who calls your genitals "a world" is clearly a creep and pig and will never go down on you unless under extreme duress and will at that point be crap at it on purpose to spite you. You know that I am right.

(unless Dave is standing behind her which would complicate my er position a little.)

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 16 June 2003 16:09 (twenty years ago) link

That's a reason for hating them? That's a bit superficial if you don't mind me saying. First of all, when he wrote the song those lyrics weren't in it and that's not even what the song is about if you listen to more than that one line. It wasn't like he said 'hey let me write a song about looking at some girl's "world" because I'm a shallow, adamant bastard.' Dave was adlibbing, as he often does, during one performance before the song was even recorded, and people laughed. So..when they recorded it he just sang it that way. If you take into account that the lyrics in the rest of the close to 150 songs that he's written are completely respectable, I think they cancel out that one debatable line. Also..that's about 1/4 as imprudent as the bulk of music played on "the piece of shit that is MTV". That's a feeble excuse for not liking them.

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

Allison, is your point that there is no good reason for not liking any band?

NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 16 June 2003 17:06 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry, that should read "Is your point that there is no good reason for hating any band?"

NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 16 June 2003 17:06 (twenty years ago) link

If we change the thread title to "Slag off DMB because he's the current whipping boy - you don't need a reason" .. can we move on to more insults?

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 16 June 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

If she had said "Su madre es una pared" it would've sounded 100x cooler and dirtier.

Is it just me, or should this be Shakira's next single?

J (Jay), Monday, 16 June 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

My point is that one line in one song isn't a reason.

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

.. Isn't a reason, or isn't a reason that you like? Hmm? d'jever think of that?

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 16 June 2003 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

Isn't a reason that makes sense...better, Mr. psychoanalyst?

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

Better .. but not as good as "isn't a reason that makes sense to me."

Don't forget that you have to appease the hardcore puerile contingent...

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 16 June 2003 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

No, I meant is your overall point that there's no good reason for hating a band? Is there any reason that someone could offer for why they hate the DMB that you would accept as a valid reason?

NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 16 June 2003 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

Clearly the answer is "no" (unless my comment on Dave's vocal production counts as valid).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

"hike up your dress a little more/ and show your world to me:"
and in the sequel he sings "I've seen a million coochies/ and I've rocked them all."

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 16 June 2003 19:11 (twenty years ago) link

I've accepted reasons not to like them from people with valid points, buddy. I accepted that his voice is kinda cooky sometimes and that could be a turn off to their music. And that you just plain don't like the feel of it, or that it's not "hard enough" for your tastes. Pretty much anything that is an opinion, I can accept, and that's why I stopped being so defensive on this thread..because the majority of you actually have legitimate, well-founded standpoints.
The reasons I can't understand are "too many people like them, and they're all hippies and frat boys" or "that one line in that one song about girls hiking up their skirts means he's a perverted pedophile and gets with like 30 groupies after every show" and all things similar to that. I do give credit where credit it due...but that's too hypercritical to give any recognition.

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

that's why I stopped being so defensive on this thread..because the majority of you actually have legitimate, well-founded standpoints.

YAY! I feel like this conversation is going somewhere.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

Then Allison let go of the steering wheel

Millar (Millar), Monday, 16 June 2003 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

OK. Granted, "too many people like them" is not a good reason for hating something. But "frat boys and hippies like them" and "that line about girls hiking up their skirts" seem like valid reasons.
The former: if someone you respect likes music that you're not fond of, you might be willing to give it another chance based on that respect. It works the other way too: if someone whose tastes differ from yours completely on almost every subject (ie, hippies and frat boys) like a certain band, it might not be good reason alone not to like that band, but with other factors, it can certainly add to the hatred. Especially because if you go to a DMB show, these are the people you will almost certainly be forced to socialize with.
The latter: I'm sorry, but even if this is "only one line" and "a joke," it's a pretty fucking sexist thing to say and reflective of an attitude that's deserving of hatred. A joke can be sexist, and even if it is only one line, it's one that he chose to make public in a forum open to millions of people, which is not the wisest thing to do if you're a "completely respectable" person.

NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 16 June 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

I hate him partly for the same reason I hated pink floyd the first 16 years of my life: overexposure. I once spent a summer taking courses at a college in Bham (mind you, this was 2000) and my discman held the only 2 speakers that weren't playing his music 24/7. Also, his lyrics are shit, all of his music that isn't pathetically overproduced like "the space between" sounds the goddamn same. plus he tries to pretend like he's this laid back happy go lucky guy when he's really a coke addict.
all that aside, Don Lennon's pair of songs about him make it all worthwhile.

Felcher (Felcher), Monday, 16 June 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

argh][;.,lkpo[pip9i,oisudf0934-w9-0!!!


....and that's what I have to say about that.

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 20:15 (twenty years ago) link

Hating a band because people you consider assholes and idiots listen to it all the time is almost as reasonable as hating a musician because they aren't on the Top 40 or belong to the wrong record label

Millar (Millar), Monday, 16 June 2003 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

okay...now that I got that out.
Sorry if I skip over some points on your posts, it's about 20 of you guys vs. one of me, and I'm too lazy to go back and read everthing. Basically...you're saying if everyone started liking a band you like, you should stop listening to them. If you look up at the bands I like, you'll probably see that it's not the normal roster of DMB fans, and may even have some bands you like. I'm definetly not your definition of the conventional fan, given that I listen to and play MANY diverse styles of music (DMB being far from my favorite). You're probably thinking "then why the fuck does she like DMB, who is seemingly borning and uninspiring"? I was sceptical of their music at first, also thought only the potheads listened to them and anything they like wouldn't be applealing to me.
Anyway..if you can go along with me for a second I promise there's a point to this...kinda. If any of you have had a time where even if your life is ostensibly normal, but you still feel constantly futile, you can relate. Music somtimes is the only thing that alleviates that feeling. The bands that I listened to at the time were pretty hard-line and aggressive, so I needed something mellow. What band is mellow most of the time? That's right..DMB, very good! I realized that they weren't as boring as I initially thought and they actually had a lot of talent and substance in their playing. If you can't get over the fact that one comment, which I, as a woman, don't find nearly as offensive or sexist as the majority of music produced by most artists, mainstream or otherwise, then you probably have a verrryyy modest music lineup.
People keep bringing up "the space between" which is, in my opinion, one of the shittiest songs they've written. Unless you're a tactless, imperceptive bastard, you'd at least acknowledge that Dave's lyrics are heartfelt and sincere.
By the way, his lifestyle has much changed since their early days. The comment about being a coke addict may have been accurate 10 years ago, but now it is a bit outdated.

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 21:08 (twenty years ago) link

I'm a tactless and imperceptive bastard

Millar (Millar), Monday, 16 June 2003 21:13 (twenty years ago) link

okay, someone should recommend some 'mellow' bands that Allison might like. (not to replace DMB, just to add to it)

oops (Oops), Monday, 16 June 2003 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

no shit, Millar...

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

Tracy Chapman
James Taylor
Mary Chapin Carpenter
Donovan
Lyle Lovett
Simon & Garfunkel
Laura Nyro
Dan Fogelberg
Carole King
Emmylou Harris
The Carpenters
Hootie & The Blowfish
Grateful Dead
Phish
Widespread Panic
Blues Traveler
Aquarium Rescue Unit
String Cheese Incident
Neil Diamond

Millar (Millar), Monday, 16 June 2003 21:46 (twenty years ago) link

Seals & Croft! "Summer Breeze" rocks blocks off cocks!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 16 June 2003 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

Diamond girl's better.. =P~

Allison, Monday, 16 June 2003 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

Who on earth is Dave Matthews? I've never even heard of him, or his music. Seriously. I assumed that you were all simply having some sot of philosophical discussion about dull band names over here on this thread. And now I find it's all about *music*. Whoa. Respect to you crazy cats into attacking and defending your obscure artists. Is he one of those "Beat Of The Traps" dudes? Should I be fitting him into the next "Outsider" issue of Careless Talk - or is he too "outside" for even that?

Is this an American thing?

Jerry (Jerry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 07:02 (twenty years ago) link

Incidentally, the second initial answer on this thread works equally well, if not better, if you change

"Hes a 90s sting. he's Smug. Yuppie music. Hes boring."

to

Hes a 90s sting. he's Smog. Yuppie music. Hes boring.

Jerry (Jerry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 07:03 (twenty years ago) link

he's conor oberst with a bigger, slightly more improv backing band and a slightly - slightly - lower timbre.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 07:04 (twenty years ago) link

Really? Maybe I should check him out... If he really does exist, that is - and you crazy ILM cats aren't having some weird form of extended metaphysical joke. Which I really wouldn't put past some of the people here.

Jerry (Jerry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 07:11 (twenty years ago) link

I liked the part where I crashed Allison's brain. That was neat.

And I wasn't saying that I don't like DMB because a lot of people like them, which is the point that you seem to be addressing. I'm saying that one of the reasons I don't like them is that frat boys and hippies like them. I'm willing to accept that this is probably a stupid reason too, and I'm really only being half serious about it, but no one has really said why a band's audience is not a good reason for not liking that band.

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:17 (twenty years ago) link

Have fun, Jerry.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 13:33 (twenty years ago) link

(sadly that opening page is really good. it might cause jerry to stalk dmb for a schpecial feature.)

nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 13:35 (twenty years ago) link

what if you like just a fraction of the band's audience, does that mean you can like "4.3 songs" or "the bass lines" or something

dave q, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:03 (twenty years ago) link

he's conor oberst with a bigger, slightly more improv backing band and a slightly - slightly - lower timbre.

I thought this was the Wesley Willis Fiasco. But whatever.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 14:17 (twenty years ago) link

Ask the people who select the music they listen to by the type of audience it appeals to.

Allison, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:06 (twenty years ago) link

(Takes cursory glance at website)

Oh, so the Dave Matthews Band is halfway between Grateful Dead (another band no one in the UK has heard: it's a bit like the way no one knows a single baseball or basketball or American "football" player outside the States) and Moby, right?

Whoa! They sell flipflops! Just in time for summer, too. Now, why didn't Careless Talk think of that? PS: Ned, I need your column specially early this issue. Like next week.

Jerry (Jerry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:07 (twenty years ago) link

More like halfway between Medeski, Martin and Wood and G. Love and Special Sauce.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:43 (twenty years ago) link

Or Bela Fleck and Leo Sayer.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

Ack. Okay, Jerry, but please send me a followup reminder via e-mail or I'll never get it done!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, and "the guy sings like a Muppet" is hardly a criticism.

So does Neil Young - Kermit

Jerry (Jerry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

Ask the people who select the music they listen to by the type of audience it appeals to.

You're really hung up on that, aren't you.

Dave Matthews Band is halfway between...

I'd say they're in some hellish middle-ground between Manheim Steamroller, Jimmy Buffett and Kansas.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:18 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, and "the guy sings like a Muppet" is hardly a criticism.

So does Neil Young - Kermit

I don't remember ever saying I liked Neil Young.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, you guys started it.

allison, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

No, I believe "John McAteer" started it.

J (Jay), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

Yes Sir...

allison, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

Taking Sides: Momus Vs Dave Matthews Band

Rambo, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 00:16 (twenty years ago) link

i hate the dave matthews band because their bassist's dad is a really unreliable guitar tech. he had my guitar for 4 months and didn't fix it.

brains (cerybut), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 00:27 (twenty years ago) link

Well now...there's yet another well-founded rationale. I applaud you for being so profound and equitable in your reasoning.

Stay tuned folks...Allison's brain is once again on the brink of destruction.

Allison, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

::yawn:::

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 02:26 (twenty years ago) link

and in the sequel he sings "I've seen a million coochies/ and I've rocked them all."

This shouldnt've been ignored.

Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 03:00 (twenty years ago) link

Well now...there's yet another well-founded rationale. I applaud you for being so profound and equitable in your reasoning.
Allison...is there a single answer in the universe that you *would* accept as perfectly legitimate?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:45 (twenty years ago) link

I think Allison should become an ILX regular.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 19 June 2003 11:30 (twenty years ago) link

"Gooba Gabba, Gooba Gabba, We Accept You, We Accept You!
Gooba Gabba, Gooba Gabba, One of Us, One of Us!"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 19 June 2003 11:35 (twenty years ago) link

Ahh...see, that's what you get when you don't pay attention. If you look back, you'll notice that the question in question has already been questioned =P

Allison, Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:21 (twenty years ago) link

You all need to get LIVES. John Mayer sucks 100% and Dave Matthews Band is a group who are a lot more talented then other bands out there. I just wanted to tell you haters out there to get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are all fake and all of you out there all. We are all from something else. You all who hate DMB don't even know what you are talking about. Your proboly a bunch of non comformists who conform yes I mean you goth people and whatever else you all are. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

Margaret Smith, Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

Ah, to be 11 again...

Siegbran (eofor), Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.fallonfey.com/images/ianmckellen1.jpg

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

Hmm...I believe that comment cancelled out everything I said about the majority of their fans not being half retarded. Er...thanks.

Allison, Saturday, 28 June 2003 02:27 (twenty years ago) link

Allison, you officially rock.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 28 June 2003 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

Well, they just kinda suck, don't they ? Jocks should really be content to strum Doors' shit in their dorm rooms, go through flitting Jim Morrison infatuations the first couple of weeks after they first get bent, and be good paying customers at Ben Harper gigs.

TripVanJangle (TripVanJangle), Saturday, 28 June 2003 03:53 (twenty years ago) link

here we are again at square 1!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Saturday, 28 June 2003 03:55 (twenty years ago) link

*sigh* that we are...

Allison, Sunday, 29 June 2003 16:05 (twenty years ago) link

It's not even a very interesting square!

Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 29 June 2003 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

More a trapezoid.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 29 June 2003 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

Trapezoids are way cooler than squares.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 June 2003 16:19 (twenty years ago) link

What if it was a self-consciously dorky trapezoid?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 29 June 2003 16:21 (twenty years ago) link

a rhombus then

maura (maura), Sunday, 29 June 2003 16:21 (twenty years ago) link

Parallelograms roxx u r all obtuse angles.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 29 June 2003 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

the word 'rhombus' also has that world music feel so it fits perfectly

which brings me to the question of course that is always at the forefront of my dmb thought process (when i'm not thinking about the ways 'crash' encapsulates everything that is wrong with white middle class universities in the states) -- is dave matthews the fault of 'in your eyes'?

maura (maura), Sunday, 29 June 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

er...crash the song, or crash the album?

allison, Sunday, 29 June 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews owes more to Phil Collins, I think, than Peter Gabriel

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 29 June 2003 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

u hataz gotta drop da hate u get me? ther is lots of diffrent types of music out there if u dont like sumthing den y not just ignore it insted of hatin. the best thing about music is dere is loads of types of diffrent music n u jus gotta find da 1 dat u like best instead of jus wastin time hatin an ting u get me? nuff time dave matthews band r messy but dey aint really my ting u get me? but i aint gonna go on a internet message board n be all like hatin an ting when dere is obviously lots of peeps who r feelin dave matthews n tink he is grimy u should jus respect dat an drop da hate u get me? at least he is makin music off his butt an ting an not jus hatin which is more than u lots have dun innit. xXxladyfirexXx

LaDy FiRe, Sunday, 29 June 2003 19:17 (twenty years ago) link

i meant crash the song, specifically the 'hike up your skirt a little more' line.

and lady fire -- you know if it was POSSIBLE to ignore dave matthews more than i already do, i would. and how do you know what i do with my spare time anyway.

maura (maura), Sunday, 29 June 2003 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

u hataz gotta drop da hate u get me?

Lady Fire, the prince of peace.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 29 June 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

We've already discussed the hike up your skirt line. It's a beautiful song with beautiful lyrics that weren't written to be interpreted as degrating to women. Actually, the song is about the worship of women (as a lot of their songs are) and those who can't understand that it wasn't intended to be ill-mannered, but really just the opposite, are blowing it WAY out of proportion.

I'm confused..is "grimy" and "messy" a good thing?

Allison, Sunday, 29 June 2003 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

is putting women on a pedestal and putting women in the gutter the same thing?

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 29 June 2003 23:33 (twenty years ago) link

Putting women on a pedestal is better because then you can look up their dress 'n shit.

nickn (nickn), Sunday, 29 June 2003 23:38 (twenty years ago) link

is "grimy" and "messy" a good thing?

Have you ever seen mudwrestling? It's the bomb!

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 29 June 2003 23:45 (twenty years ago) link

that's the beauty of 'beauty' allison -- it's in the eye of the beholder. and this beholder's eye, which is also admittedly way too distracted to catch up on 800-plus (!!!) posts while she's at work, sees your 'beautiful lyrics' as ones that were written by the ham-hock hand of one of those coffeehouse singers, you know, the really sensitive ones who love to sing ooh baby baby you are so lovely through the thick-smoke haze but whose outlook on life is, let's face it, much more attuned to the male gaze as filtered through the girls gone wild (hey man they're just showing their INNER BEAUTY!!) lens

maura (maura), Monday, 30 June 2003 03:23 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band is the best band ever. Their music is the best there is. DMB is full of musical talent and Dave himself is the sexiest man alive!!!

Kara Kilduff, Monday, 30 June 2003 19:37 (twenty years ago) link

ah, the sunkissedtulips of my youth.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 30 June 2003 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

you're just not funny

oops (Oops), Monday, 30 June 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

haha you lived to zing another day there didn't you

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 30 June 2003 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band is the best band ever.

No they're not.

Their music is the best there is.

False in a manner that defies all semblance of language.

DMB is full of musical talent

If so, they do a fabulous job of suppressing it.

....and Dave himself is the sexiest man alive!!!

Clearly a matter of opinion, but not an opinion I happen to share with you.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

Shh! That's not really too beneficial to my argument, Kara. Hehe...heh...ahem. Folks, please desreguard all DMB entusiast's statements. They know not what they do.

Honestly, he's not that kind of "macho man around the guys, ladies man in public" kind of person. You don't have to believe me, but I think the wholesome validity he has is near impossible to fake. His outlook on life is much more pious and emotive than one might think someone in his position would have.
I'm going to assume you're a woman. That said, you can understand that a LOT of men are what you described above (putting on a nice little "sensitive male" front to get what they want) but unbeknownst to them...it's obvious and we can figure it out. I can't commit to memory any instances in which he seemed less than sincere than what his lyrics convey him as.
I really believe that he is genuinely writing his feelings, and I'm sure that if he thought a woman would take offense to those lyrics and get turned off to his music that he would have at least restructured the song.

Allison, Monday, 30 June 2003 20:08 (twenty years ago) link

Couldn't you just have responded "Clearly a matter of opinion, but not an opinion I happen to share with you," to each point, Alex?

Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:11 (twenty years ago) link

Couldn't you just have responded "Clearly a matter of opinion, but not an opinion I happen to share with you," to each point, Alex?

*insert laughing Jaz-jester here*

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

Couldn't you just have responded "Clearly a matter of opinion, but not an opinion I happen to share with you," to each point, Alex?

Well, no. Kara expressed those sentiments as absolutes, so I decided to respond in kind. That DMB is NOT the greatest band ever isn't just my opinion, it's a hard, cold, carved-in-stone F A C T. As to whether he's sexy or not, that more of a gray area. I don't find him sexy, but then you might.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:17 (twenty years ago) link

Just like to say that I, for one, would rather consume an oversized, puss-filled, pickled aardvark testicle than take note of a certain person in NYC. He may be full of great musical insight, but if so, he does a fabulous job of suppressing it.

Allison, Monday, 30 June 2003 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

puss- or pus-filled aardvark testicle?

either way, a very strong image. B+

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

Alex, is right. As we all know, the greatest band ever is Wyld Stalyons.

oops (Oops), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Allison, when are you gonna join us on some other threads? You rock, as has been observed, and might well have fun talking about the other stuff we talk about!

Just sayin', is all.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 00:07 (twenty years ago) link

I really hadn't had a desire to until just recently. Guess I'll stray a little from this thread and check everything out.
Just registered today...I think. Doesn't look like it's working though. =(

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:15 (twenty years ago) link

i see your login name after your post = it's working

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

I love this thread so much.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

I want to have its children

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:38 (twenty years ago) link

Allison is registered, hurrah! One of us, one of us

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 03:22 (twenty years ago) link

Allison is the only redeeming feature of this thread.

Allison roxx u r all matey.

Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 08:53 (twenty years ago) link

Allison is registered, hurrah! One of us, one of us
-- J0hn Darn1elle (edito...), July 1st, 2003 6:22 PM. (later)

Too late, J0hn...I already inducted her into freakdom back on the 19th.

I think Allison should become an ILX regular.
-- Jon Williams, June 19th, 2003 2:30 AM.

"Gooba Gabba, Gooba Gabba, We Accept You, We Accept You!
Gooba Gabba, Gooba Gabba, One of Us, One of Us!"
-- Lord Custos Epsilon, June 19th, 2003 2:35 AM.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

aww, shucks.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

Let It Be Known that Jeremy "Kingfish" Salmon officially made his comment in the Almighty DMB Thread whilst wasting time at work on the 1st day of July in the Most Foul Year of Our Lord 2003.

in other news, as has probably been mentioned previously--one's opinion of DMB is slightly different if one was a university student in the mid-late 90's. Then, you'd have EVEN MORE reason to hate him, cuz of those two fucks on yer dorm floor who'd play the record over and over and OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN...

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

you dumbnuts. Dave Matthews Band are the most talented group out there from the last 20 years. Most of you havent heard an entire album or seen them in concert. So what if some fans use dmb as make out music. At least some of us can get chicks!

"hike up your dress a little more/ and show your world to me:" is a funny line. dont you guys like humor in your music? do you have to really take music so seriously? its only music. I like music as much as the next guy but why do you hate a band so much. At least they play their instruments and write their own songs. Unlike those Pop idol 'artists'.
As for yuppies /lawyers/accountants liking them so what? Is that a reason to hate a band?
Why not hate the overhyped Nirvana, the WORST thing to ever happen to music. They were rubbish at their instruments, Kurt couldnt sing , He was a junkie. They spawned a million of horrible 'indie & alternative' bands meaning an entire generation missed out on bands whoc ould actually play!

George T, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:48 (twenty years ago) link

Do you need a hug, George?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band are the most talented group out there from the last 20 years

I'm trying to figure out what group came out in 1983 that was more talented than DMB. I'm hoping it was Kajagoogoo.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:06 (twenty years ago) link

"Why not hate the overhyped Nirvana, the WORST thing to ever happen to music. They were rubbish at their instruments, Kurt couldnt sing , He was a junkie. They spawned a million of horrible 'indie & alternative' bands meaning an entire generation missed out on bands who could actually play! "

Haha since when did being able to sing or play instruments matter? Give me Nirvana over DMB,Creed, Limp Bizkit et al any day.

Dan, maybe he meant Wham?

Sammy James, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

And why did it say '7 new answers' when there was only 3?
Has Dave Matthews Band broke ILX?

Sammy James, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:20 (twenty years ago) link

...an entire generation missed out on bands who could actually play!

PLEASE COME BACK YNGWIE ALL IS FORGIVEN!

Siegbran (eofor), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:23 (twenty years ago) link

Posts like George T's only give me the feeling of sweet, downy-soft, comfy vindication.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:23 (twenty years ago) link

This thread is awesome. It's like the Highlander, never going to die until Sean Connery comes along to lop its head off.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link

As long as google lives so will this thread.

Sammy James, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

i hate DMB because of their rabid fans. when people become violent over a band they are not fans, they are clones. i like music because of the way it touches me, not cuz you and all the rest of your pot smoking abercrombie wearing friends like it.

kers3480, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

"As for yuppies /lawyers/accountants liking them so what? Is that a reason to hate a band?"

These same people like Huey Lewis.

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

I wish googlers would start their own thread: "Why DMB must be defended." Because THIS thread is about hating DMB, NOT about why [you/we] like/should like them.

We shouldn't have to have *good* reasons for hating them - just *many* reasons.

(come on 1000!)

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 16:54 (twenty years ago) link

Where is Allison again?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

PLEASE COME BACK YNGWIE ALL IS FORGIVEN!

RELEASE THE F*CKING FURY (again)!

J (Jay), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

Smart move J, using the asterisk to prevent this thread from being Googled!

Siegbran (eofor), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

and seriously, he didn't have to go along with that oakenfield/matrix piece of shit.

Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:47 (twenty years ago) link

I try.

J (Jay), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

My roomates work for our university's computer service and last summer they had to key into every single dorm room on campus for computer maintinence. They reported back that an estimated 8 out of 10 dorm rooms have a DMB poster on the wall. The next closest was, somewhat surprisingly, Scarface.

ben welsh (benwelsh), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:25 (twenty years ago) link

haha - that's a portrait of young america

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:33 (twenty years ago) link

=\ this hurts...

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

George, I hate to oppose someone who is "on my side", but really..DMB ISN'T the most talented band in the past 20 years and you saying so only helps to confirm their beliefs that all their fans are narrow-minded college kids that have very low musical standards.
Please don't encourage the regulars...they're blood-sucking fiends, the lot of them!

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

Please don't encourage the regulars...they're blood-sucking fiends, the lot of them!

Just because you're a regular now doesn't mean you're allowed to give away our vampiric secrets.

J (Jay), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:58 (twenty years ago) link

is it time for another bongo solo yet?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

boom bappa boom boom bappa bappa boom bada bada bappa boom boom bapapap boom boom bappa boom boom bappa bappa boom bada bada bappa boom boom bapapap boom boom bappa boom boom bappa bappa boom bada bada bappa boom boom bapapap boom boom bappa boom boom bappa bappa boom bada bada bappa boom boom bapapap boom

Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, that's from the extended mix of the Bangles' "Hazy Shade Of Winter" cover!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 17:59 (twenty years ago) link

did you say bong solo?
that'd be better.

eedd, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 18:02 (twenty years ago) link

Yngwie Malmsteen > Nirvana

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

OK I am not having the best day of all time and Siegbran's bongo solo just cheered me up somethin' first. Hails to you, S. Now if only somebody would post a picture of that dwarf from Abruptum, preferably photoshopped so he's jammin' with the DMB, my mood power-up will be complete.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

J0hn, would you care for some fan art, instead?

http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/26/gfxlcd26/abruptum.gif

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 19:51 (twenty years ago) link

KINGFISH, YOU ARE THE MAN

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

Because THIS thread is about hating DMB, NOT about why [you/we] like/should like them.

The funny thing is, this thread didn't even start as a "Let's bash DMB" thread -- it was "Let's try to figure out WHY people hate DMB."

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

and now we know that the answer is "Because they rufuse to let It from Abruptum, the black metal dwarf, take over Bez duties for them"

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:04 (twenty years ago) link

And after nearly 950 posts we're none the wiser!
I live in England and I have never heard DMB at all.

Rocky, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

And after nearly 950 posts we're none the wiser!

not necessarily. for example, this truism has been finely articulated:

Anyone who calls your genitals "a world" is clearly a creep and pig and will never go down on you unless under extreme duress...

indeed.

and here's a related truism: one of the unpublished & indirect side effects of Paxil is that it makes your jaw ache.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

::yawn:: c'mon..I'm feeling fiesty. Gimme a reason to be mean!

What?? Say somethin', bitch!

Allison (Allison), Thursday, 10 July 2003 01:54 (twenty years ago) link

I mock your value system!

oops (Oops), Thursday, 10 July 2003 07:04 (twenty years ago) link

OPENLY!

oops (Oops), Thursday, 10 July 2003 07:10 (twenty years ago) link

-woah-

d00d, that was uber-harsh...

damn...

eedd, Thursday, 10 July 2003 10:36 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.phys.uu.nl/~hettinga/data/bongo.gif
this thread needs even more bongos

Siegbran (eofor), Thursday, 10 July 2003 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

Is there a prize for the person who makes the 1000th post?

Marriot, Friday, 11 July 2003 10:13 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, you are no longer obligated to pay attention to this thread.

NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 11 July 2003 11:47 (twenty years ago) link

Until it gets near 2000 after Google has this thread as its number 1 link when searching for 'Dave Matthews band'.

Pauline, Friday, 11 July 2003 12:26 (twenty years ago) link

bring on the hippies!

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 11 July 2003 12:30 (twenty years ago) link

Not all Dave Matthews Band fans are hippies, lawyers or college students. They have a cross section of fans of all social backgrounds,religion,color. If people say DMB are the best band in the world then its because they really believe so. Show some respect. I am in no doubt they are the best live band i have ever had the privilege to see. If there any better live bands then tell me and i'll try checking them out.
Most of you dont even have any good reason to hate the band so much. They're really nice guys too!

Ruth, Friday, 11 July 2003 13:12 (twenty years ago) link

Bands I'd rather see live whose stage presence are so different from DMB that comparing them would be silly:

The Cure
Prince
Orbital
The Orb
808 State
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
The Clientele
Poem-Cees
De La Soul
Sisters Of Mercy
Meat Beat Manifesto
Depeche Mode
Certainly, Sir

Bands who do something vaguely similar to DMB that I'd rather see:

Bela Fleck and the Flecktones

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:16 (twenty years ago) link

Ruth you should check out DMCB cuz they do what Dave do but they haven't lost the eye of the tiger

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:22 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is like a time warp to uh three weeks ago.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:24 (twenty years ago) link

They have a cross section of fans of all social backgrounds,religion,color.

I have yet to meet a millionaire Hasidic Jewish Maori who loves the Dave Matthews Band.

NA. (Nick A.), Friday, 11 July 2003 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

I am in no doubt they are the best live band i have ever had the privilege to see. If there any better live bands then tell me and i'll try checking them out.

ooo! ooo! new thread time!

better live bands?

Mission of Fuckin' Burma, among others.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 11 July 2003 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

I love the DMCB!!

Ruth (Ruth), Friday, 11 July 2003 14:10 (twenty years ago) link

or rather, old thread time

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 11 July 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

Na : I have yet to meet a millionaire Hasidic Jewish Maori.
Dan: I quite like The Cure and Prince.

Ruth (Ruth), Friday, 11 July 2003 14:12 (twenty years ago) link

I don't even hate DMB! They're just there.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 14:22 (twenty years ago) link

I lurve them Cure and Prince too, Ruth -- but Dan and I are agreed that the Dave Matthews Band exists happily without our positive feedback and ignores our indifference or complaints if they have any sense of self-esteem and/or are laughing all the way to the bank, which I rather assume they are. Now, FANS of the DMB who can't accept that there are such things as differing opinions, that's something else.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

somebody call a doctor?

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

I have yet to meet a millionaire Hasidic Jewish Maori who loves the Dave Matthews Band.

BAHAhahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 July 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

Oh dear lord. Just what we need more hordes of the great unwashed hippie scum that makes up the DMB fanbase. Please NO.

frobert, Friday, 11 July 2003 14:54 (twenty years ago) link

98% of this board is absolutely retarded and wouldn't know good music if it slapped them upside their pimply pale scared of the sun head. I happen to one of those twenty something yuppies who loves dave matthews and have been to many of his shows and he gets better everytime. before you can judge his music you should go see a show it will change your opinion completely

eddy foley, Friday, 11 July 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

ruth i was on the dmcb website and am here to help

eddy foley, Friday, 11 July 2003 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

I feel like I'm in poland watching the tanks roll in. OH GOD NO

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

(answering thread title's request here)

...because their singer isn't Karl Marx!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

before you can judge his music you should go see a show it will change your opinion completely

How good could it be if I have to goto such great lengths to hear it properly? If he's so fucking brilliant, how come his records can't convince me? RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:44 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.phys.uu.nl/~hettinga/data/headache.jpg

Siegbran (eofor), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:44 (twenty years ago) link

Malcolm McLaren's manangement skills on behalf of the New York Dolls to thread.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

(xpost)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

I was just thinking that this thread wasn't taking long enough to load - Let's add a bunch of pictures to it!

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

Good to see you eddy , but calling them 'retards' will only flame their sheer hatred of DMB fans even more.
Readingthe whole thread i saw that a few people have at least heard the cds and watched them in concert. I respect their comments. But those who call DMB fans 'Yuppie Scum' 'Hippie Scum' 'Jocks' 'Date rapists ' etc I cannot.
Not very open minded about music despite the claims. You can keep your 'Alternative' bands to yourself if thats the sort of opinions some of you have.

Ruth (Ruth), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

date rapists?

Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:49 (twenty years ago) link

Isn't DMB "Alternative"?

Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

Ruth, you read the whole thread??

Siegbran (eofor), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

DMB were alternative before they sold out, now DMCB are the keepers of the true flame

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

They confused DMB with Limp Bisquick.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

Ruth, you read the whole thread??

I think she's making that up - why else would she even consider that we cared about being open-minded!?

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:55 (twenty years ago) link


You can keep your 'Alternative' bands to yourself if thats the sort of opinions some of you have.

Insufferably pious post of the month!!!!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

"dave matthews band, comes alive, at the earth day festival, at a concert in brazil"

Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

alternative to what?

eddy foley, Friday, 11 July 2003 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

Um, if it wasn't for "Alternative" music...where would DMB be right now?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:02 (twenty years ago) link

since WHEN did we use the term, "hippie scum"?!

we here at ILX prefer the more sophisticated term of "those stinking hippie fucks like the one guy my buddy John had to room with freshman year before he moved out of South Quad".

please get your facts straight before you criticize.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:02 (twenty years ago) link

Ruth/ eddy -

I admire your spunk - but you're going to have to do a lot better than telling everyone to be open-minded.. Why don't you upload an mp3 section of a song that's a really good example of the band's talent.? Explain what makes them so great.. (Use technical terms.) Describe how/why some passage really is creative...

This thread is getting more boring than Dave Matthews hisself.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

can any of the calvary confirm or deny the rumours vis a vis dave matthews bait choice whilst sheatfishing in the po river?

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:09 (twenty years ago) link

and do he like the crawdad?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

yes, that also

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:15 (twenty years ago) link

blink.


I know what you're trying to do....

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

HAHA!

"I hate Dave Matthews because he USES KITTENS AS FISH BAIT."

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

So who gets the honour of the 100th post?

Terry Wogan, Friday, 11 July 2003 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

***1000***


dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

MOTHERFUCKER

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

you mean 1000th?

Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

Relax - we'll be at 2,000 by next wednesday.

I just didn't want it to be squandered on plain text. Although a picture of Chris Gaines might have been nice too.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

Are there actually HREF's to this thread on DMB sites? If so I think some admin should toos some javascript that wraps this whole thread in a <MARQUEE> if you come from a DMB site.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:48 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, that is INSPIRED!

Like this?

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

I happen to one of those twenty something yuppies

Is this something ANYONE says as a point of pride?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:58 (twenty years ago) link

or maybe EMBEDing a soundclip of something funny?

Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

Like Nelson Muntz going "you like Dave Matthews Band! HA HA!"?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:07 (twenty years ago) link

bah...I give up.
(and DMCB sucks rancid potato salad from a monkey's ass...I saw them in Myrtle Beach and almost cried)

Allison (Allison), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

...sucks rancid potato salad from a monkey's ass.

With language like that....THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU YET, ALLISON!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

You're so patronizing, Alex! (Pot, Kettle, "black!")

J (Jay), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think that was criticism, J.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

Neither was that. Damn, sometimes I'm too obtuse. Sorry.

J (Jay), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:53 (twenty years ago) link

Well you should have said something like "Mr. Pot welcomes Baby Kettle with open arms!" then. It's been a long day for me, I can't be expected to be on top of everything.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

When I'm trying to sound patronizing,....YOU'LL KNOW IT!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

and now a special word from the ODB, brought to you by the 1000th post:

http://www.duke.edu/~yc12/odb1.gif
"All of y'alls need to shut the fuck up and start stickin' other things in yo mouf"

Yes, that was a special message from the ODB, brought to you by the 1000th.

We now return you to your regular broadcast program(me), "Bongo Solos of the Canadian Midwest", here on BBC4.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

...*gulp*

Allison (Allison), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

We now return you to your regular broadcast program(me), "Bongo Solos of the Canadian Midwest", here on BBC4.
...and we're back...with 'Special Guest' Byran Adams, and he's here to tell us how to "get funky"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

Longtime viewers will remember Bryan's last appearance on our show, where he asked us all if we ever really, really ever loved a woman, before getting a stern on-camera beatdown by a sizable contingent of our female staffers.

Well, the stitches are out, the reconstructive surgery has fully healed, and Bryan is back again.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

Everything that ODB does, he does it for DMB.

J (Jay), Friday, 11 July 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

"So, Bryan...here's your chance to plug your new record 'Heartbreaker' and a chance to talk about your old band Whiskeytown."

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:07 (twenty years ago) link

"And Bryan, are you getting a lot of use out of those Junos, or do you just use them to scratch your ass? Have you gotten in a Juno Fight with Tom Cochrane yet?"

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 11 July 2003 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

You all have to be the dumbest bastards on the face of the Earth......

Note* The following people are gay:

Kingfish
Jon Williams
Alex in NYC

And too many damn assholes to say!

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:32 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, they are all very happy joyous people. Glad you recognised those qualities Adrian. Are you gay too?

From http://www.dictionary.com

Gay : Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.

Just incase you are even more ignorant than I thougt you were.

Rambo, Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:36 (twenty years ago) link

Adrian, Dave has obviouslly lost the Eye of the Tiger. There is no debate. But have you heard DMCB?

Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:39 (twenty years ago) link

Are you a jock , Adrian?
Are you bringing all your friends with you?
Bring on the jocks and hippies.

Rambo, Saturday, 12 July 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

ok, quit with the fucking DMCB...pleaseeeeee. We've already established that they are the musical equivalent of a comatose snail.
Can I ask what exactly the "eye of the tiger" is? (other than a song by survivor)

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 12 July 2003 15:23 (twenty years ago) link

hey i heard a john mayer song on uk radio. i think it's called No Such Thing and it has a soft-rocking beast of a chorus. he does sound like dave matthews and his voice is too wishy washy, but the chorus is truly ace. i haven't read this whole thread.

lid, Saturday, 12 July 2003 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

It's the thrill of the fight, risin' up to the challenge Of our rival!

J (Jay), Saturday, 12 July 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

Seriously.

J (Jay), Saturday, 12 July 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

from my inbox:

Keep up the dmb slam page, I'm sure dmb won't mind this crap you write about them as if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! DMB & DMCB ROCKS!

==
This email was sent by Rick (Sniperick004@aol.com), a user of
ilXor.com.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 12 July 2003 20:15 (twenty years ago) link

Hooray! I'm gay!

http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/37726a.jpg

I'm considered an official part of ILM now!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

Note* The following people are gay:
Thats your turgid wet dream, adrian, not ours. We wouldn't pork you with a stolen schwantze.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

haha - dave matthews roxx the following people r gay!

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:37 (twenty years ago) link

hahahahahaha

oops (Oops), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:39 (twenty years ago) link

HAR!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 12 July 2003 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sure dmb won't mind this crap you write about them as if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! DMB & DMCB ROCKS!

this entire thread has now been justified. thank you spencer, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

ben welsh (benwelsh), Sunday, 13 July 2003 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

Note* The following people are gay:

Kingfish
Jon Williams
Alex in NYC


If realizing that the DMB are yawnsome, overrated crap makes me gay....THEN FETCH ME A PINK FEATHER BOA AND SOME ROUGE AT ONCE! I'M OFF TO THE RODEO, BOYS!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:08 (twenty years ago) link

I wanna be gay too! Why can't I be gay?

J (Jay), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:11 (twenty years ago) link

oh J, it's so easy to be gay!

however, most of us gay-folk are now trying to ascend to the level of TEH GHEY, which only the gayest acolytes/members/devotees may achieve.

it's a long, hard trip, but we'll all get there in the end.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:36 (twenty years ago) link

You're so precious, I'd do anything;
Voguing from your feet to where your weave begins.
You're so glammy, you're too good to be true!
You make me, make me, make me, make me want to buy shoes!

Everything you do is simply fabulous!
Everything you wear is quite exquisite!
So why can't I be gay???

Fey(?) Robert Smith (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 July 2003 12:39 (twenty years ago) link

This thread finally has a purpose.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:32 (twenty years ago) link

I do what I can.

J (Jay), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:33 (twenty years ago) link

GREAT NEWS!! DAVE MATTHEWS SOLO ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!

Edited By Jonathan Cohen. July 14, 2003, 4:15 PM ET

Matthews Gets 'Personal' On 'Some Devil'


Dave Matthews tells Billboard.com that, in many ways, his recently completed solo debut reveals a side of the singer/songwriter that his fans have not yet seen. Matthews says "Some Devil," due in September on RCA, includes some of his most introspective material to date. "This was very, very, very, very personal," he says. "It was a good soul-searching thing for me to do. I think the songs are more introspective in many ways."

The album features an as-yet-untitled track co-written by Matthews and Phish's Trey Anastasio, who also adds guitar work to the record. Steve Harris, who produced Dave Matthews Band's last studio effort, "Busted Stuff," played on "Some Devil" and co-wrote and arranged some of the songs with Matthews.

The bulk of the album is composed of songs written this year. Some fans will recognize the tracks "Stay or Leave" and "Gravedigger," a pair of cuts Matthews has played over the last year at his acoustic dates with Tim Reynolds. Reynolds plays guitar on the set, which also features drummer Brady Blade and bassist Tony Hall, both of whom have played with Emmylou Harris.

"Some Devil" was created gradually over the past year and finished about a month ago. Initially, Matthews says he didn't know "what I was gonna do with all this. And then it all started to fall together and get personality, and started to sound a little more legitimate. Going into it, it just seemed like a good therapy, ya know? And then it started to really take on some personality. [After a few months] we started thinkin', 'We might be makin' something worthwhile here.'"

Of "Gravedigger" and "Stay or Leave," Matthews says, "They didn't ever really sit in with the band. They never really got their heads above the water. They never really developed, and I'm not sure what the reasoning was, maybe just the wrong day. They're songs that I like, so I was messing with those, but I was also messing with other ideas."

"I think the idea of recording a couple of things that just didn't have a place with the band grew into a sort of, just a writing experience and recording experience that in some ways I hadn't really expected," he continues. The vast majority of the Dave Matthews Band catalog is composed of songs co-written by its five members, the exception being songs from the album "Everyday," many of which were co-written by Matthews and songwriter/producer Glen Ballard.

Matthews says there's really no comparison between the songs on "Some Devil" and those on his band efforts. And as the album nears release, he says that he's excited, but he is being cautious not to get his hopes up: "Like most of what I've done, it's done, and so now I just move on from it. I'm excited, I hope people like it, but I try not to get too excited because what if everyone f***in' hates it? Then I can let it go like an empty beer can. That's the way I look at it now: My part in it is done, and I hope people like it. But in case they don't, I'm gonna try not to invest too much in it that I might be disappointed."


-- Wes Orshoski, N.Y.

Dennis, Monday, 14 July 2003 21:37 (twenty years ago) link

Why do you think we throw stuff at you?

You own all our cd's- you're gay, you're gay
You own all our 7"s- you're gay, you're gay
You bought all our t-shirts- you're gay, you're gay
You go to all our shows- you're gay, you're gay

[Chorus:] All our fans are gay [x4]

You think you know what we are singing about- you're wrong
You think we care about the underground- you're wrong
You think we won't fuck up your club- you're wrong
You think we care if you like us- you're wrong

[Chorus]

If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke
Or unless you got some drugs to smoke
When the drugs are gone, then we are too
Then we'll go back to making fun of you

[Fan voice:] "But I've supported you guys for so long"
FAGGOT!

Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 14 July 2003 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

The album features an as-yet-untitled track co-written by Matthews and Phish's Trey Anastasio

As appealing as a cigar-smoke-filled meal with Henry Kissinger and Karl Rove earnestly discussing the virtues of Wendell Wilkie.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 July 2003 21:49 (twenty years ago) link

wTF THIS BORED IS CALLED "I LOVE MUSIC:" THAT IS SO MESSED UP BCUZ YOU OBLIVIOUSLY DONT LISTEN TO ***REAL** MUSIC!!!!!!!! DAVE IS THE MOST TALENTID MUSIC PERSON EVER SINCE THE ROLLING STONES AND IF U DONT BELIEVE ME JUST LISTEN TO SOMEHTING BY HIM

OR IF U THINK UR AGLEGDLY TOO "COOL" 4 DMB THEN JUST FUCK OFF AND LISTEN TO UR CRAP "INDY" MUSIC LOL OK WHATEVER

DIEEEEEEEEE

DMB, Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:13 (twenty years ago) link

YOU OBLIVIOUSLY DONT LISTEN TO ***REAL** MUSIC!!!!!!!!
No, of course not, we all do drugs and listen to music in our heads only we can hear.

(The above is an oblivious...er, um...obvious troll.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

I love Google.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 11:57 (twenty years ago) link

A very TALENTID troll LOL.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:03 (twenty years ago) link

What is truly amazing is how suddenly the mood changes...

LOL == Jocularity
OK == Acceptance
WHATEVER == Cynicism
DIEEEEEEEEE == Violent Hatred

weird.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 12:33 (twenty years ago) link

this thread has taken a life of its own, like some glitch in the matrix.

like this one, for example:

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jul/20037155107736730886180.jpg

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:19 (twenty years ago) link

dammit!

THIS is the image that should have displayed. Does somebody else want to host it? Photoisland gets bitchy when more than one of its images is linked to from a page.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 13:33 (twenty years ago) link

have any of you listened to dmb? i would have been interested to hear some real reasons they were disliked. i was sadly disappointed. this entire page exists only as a place for sexually frustrated, overly analytical, recordphile music snobs to get together and slam an easy target. of course you can rip dmb to shreds--he's one of the highest selling touring acts in history. if you consider yourself a music snob, being popular is reason enough to hate said offender with the fire of a thousand suns. whether or not i am a dmb fan has no bearing on whether or not i think every person who has posted hear is a close-minded music snob asshole--the absolute worst kind of music lover. so instead of wasting your time here, why don't you all go searching for some rare unreleased clash record and leave everyone else and their music taste alone? so you don't like dmb, who cares? but don't try and convince yourself and everyone else that your opinions are worth more just because you are a
"nonconformist." that's about as conformist as it gets. please, someone get a real opinion. i'm begging you.

southpaw, Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:24 (twenty years ago) link

so you don't like people who don't like Dave Matthews, who cares?

(OMG, MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP!!!!)

oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:37 (twenty years ago) link

being popular is reason enough to hate said offender with the fire of a thousand suns

This isn't true for most of the people here by a very long shot, southpaw. Read this board a little before calling us all "close-minded music snob assholes."

"Asshats" is the preferred term around here.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:42 (twenty years ago) link

please, someone get a real opinion. i'm begging you.

It's much more fun to imagine you reading the whole thread, you not getting it and crying and wetting yourself and then posting this. Sorry.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:44 (twenty years ago) link

AGLEGDLY

ok this is the single most classic thing ever & I call for an ilx0r resolution that we shall all use the word "aglegdly" wherever & whenever possible

hate all/shot all remains the thread's high point however

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:47 (twenty years ago) link

How do you pronounce it, actually?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:50 (twenty years ago) link

"supposably"

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:57 (twenty years ago) link

you pronounce it "Dave Matthews roxxx u r all gay"

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

I am enlightened.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

someone on this thread has to be

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

This thread keeps popping up to the top of the list like a corpse that hasn't been weighted properly. Or one of those poos that floats.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:02 (twenty years ago) link

it's where Jay-Z vs. Nas went to die.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:04 (twenty years ago) link

Haters, haters, haters. Give this thread a couple hundred more posts and it'll yield the secrets of the universe. YE MUST HAVE FAITH

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:12 (twenty years ago) link

so instead of wasting your time here, why don't you all go searching for some rare unreleased clash record and leave everyone else and their music taste alone?
The Clash sucks! They're so popular! I hate their fans!

You had me at " this entire page exists only as a place for sexually frustrated, overly analytical, recordphile music snobs to get together and slam an easy target." -duh.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:19 (twenty years ago) link

Give this thread a couple hundred more posts and it'll yield the secrets of the universe. YE MUST HAVE FAITH
'The First Church Of Digital Grepping' to Thread

And [He] frowned. He knew those sentient humans would be a
problem. Even after He had sweated over a hot terminal
for thirteen days, those humans were ungrateful. They
called their place of existence the "Universe", not the
"Great Programmer/Universe".

On the fourteenth day, he decided to take action. He
would send these humans The Meaning Of Life, and soon
the world would worship Him and his Hacking Skills.

He did just that. He inspired a certain human to
produce a work of art which includes His message, The
Meaning Of Life. Eventually the humans would discover
the .plan of the Great Programmer hidden in a certain
work of art and all would be well...

The Sacred Readme is a tad vague, but the church's High
Priest believes that "The Meaning Of Life" is encoded in
either a popular song, or a Hollywood movie, or an Adobe
e-book.

or a musicologist forum thread about Das Dafe Mettews Bend.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 17 July 2003 11:45 (twenty years ago) link

Give this thread a couple hundred more posts and it'll yield the secrets of the universe. YE MUST HAVE FAITH.

Last night, for no apparent reason, I started reading The Da Vinci Code. I therefore believe this statement unconditionally! That, and TheFeyRobertSmith roxxx u r all not gay enuf.

J (Jay), Thursday, 17 July 2003 12:39 (twenty years ago) link

DMB is the sign of the end times!!
the glazed masses swaying, hopping, TWIRILING to the lethargic sounds.
the idol is the piper, leading the unwashed and the jamtastic to Judgement Day!!!
REPENT DMB FOLLOWERS!!! repent before the heavens rain fire and you spend eternity on an endless, bad jam on 'Dark Star'!!!!!

edde, Thursday, 17 July 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

proof fans of jam bands are yuppie scum

yuppie hater, Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

maybe it's like Watchmen, where they take all the people in the know out on a big boat, and then blow it the fuck up.

we can dream, can't we?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 17 July 2003 18:51 (twenty years ago) link

haha, i'd love to see an indie cruise, or better yet, a warp records cruise. all those shutins with their laptops sitting out by the pool with layers of SPF 300, playing starcraft and arguing about whether or not astrobotnia is richard james or not.

Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 17 July 2003 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

HAR!

"LAN PARTY ON THE POOL DECK! BRING YOUR FINAL SCRATCH!"

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 17 July 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

everytime I use one of the UGA computer libraries (such as now for instance) without fail someone before me has either visited jambands.com or saddlecreekrecords.com . I'm not sure which depresses me more.(actually I am - saddlecreekrecords.com).

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 17 July 2003 21:32 (twenty years ago) link

haha, i'd love to see an indie cruise, or better yet, a warp records cruise. all those shutins with their laptops sitting out by the pool with layers of SPF 300, playing starcraft and arguing about whether or not astrobotnia is richard james or not.
Soooo thats where the Starcraft Remix of "Du Hast" came from.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 17 July 2003 23:54 (twenty years ago) link

I wish you dave hataz would at least list your 10 favorite bands that you think are better than DMB.

Its not true that all DMB fans like Phish or Counting Crows.
I like all sorts from The Cure, Depeche Mode, REM,U2,Bowie, Orbital,Massive Attack ,The Jam, Smiths,Echo & The Bunnymen, Killing Joke. I dislike Creed, Grateful Dead, Pearl jam, Nirvana, Counting Crows, Limp bizkit etc.
So come on everyone who posted here tell me your 10 favorite bands.

Dave Matthews Fan, Friday, 18 July 2003 00:07 (twenty years ago) link

I like all sorts from The Cure, Depeche Mode, REM,U2,Bowie, Orbital,Massive Attack ,The Jam, Smiths,Echo & The Bunnymen, Killing Joke

Alex in NYC, yer BUSTED!

J (Jay), Friday, 18 July 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

you know, at this point this thread is so long that why not list my ten favorite bands? note this list changes daily:

Lifter Puller
Stockholm Monsters
Souled American
Blonde Redhead
Enon
Steely Dan
Morbid Angel
Randy Newman
Rufus Wainwright
The Streets

...and now we just sit back and wait for trife to come in and holler about how those are all white people, but again, that list changes daily - two weeks ago it would've had Scarface on it

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 July 2003 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

and by next week Barbara Morgenstern will have replaced Rufus Wainwright, probably

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 July 2003 01:33 (twenty years ago) link

1. Steve Miller Band
2. Average White Band
3. The Gap Band
4. Fatback Band
5. J. Geils Band
6. The Beta Band
7. The Ned Band
8. The Band
9. Boyd Tinsley
10. Killing Joke

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 18 July 2003 01:59 (twenty years ago) link

(i love this thread cuz we finally get a sandbox for custos!)

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 18 July 2003 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

And I'm really, really wondering where this continual DMB-KJ crossover comes in. Everytime I see a DMB googler namecheck Jaz, I can feel another part of Alex dying. It's kind of like how Christians feel whenever Pat Robertson opens his mouth.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 18 July 2003 02:01 (twenty years ago) link

Sexually aroused, you mean?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 July 2003 02:30 (twenty years ago) link

XXXactly!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 18 July 2003 02:42 (twenty years ago) link

Or castrated, whatever works best.

Anyway, I don't HAVE ten favorite bands. I have more.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 02:44 (twenty years ago) link

ten bands that i really like:

husker du
replacements
james brown
the meters
radio birdman
leonard cohen
joy division/new order (counting as one)
spacemen 3/spiritualized (....sure, why not?)
the who
my bloody valentine
slowdive
modern lovers
the beatings
the descendents
mission of burma
big black
the soft boys
public enemy
elmore james
john lee hooker
slim cessna's auto club
sixteen horsepower
...

oops, that's a bit more than ten, innit? oh well.
y'know, i should just paste my LiveJournal interest list in here, that'd work, too.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 18 July 2003 04:35 (twenty years ago) link

In the distant future, a race of super-intelligent, computer-based lifeforms will melt through the ice and thaw out this thread, encased in carbon -- a cold, lonely echo from a long-dead civilzation, nattering away to itself, in the dying days of a long-forgotten world.

Sam J. (samjeff), Friday, 18 July 2003 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

perhaps this thread will turn into TS: Dave Matthews Band vs Killing Joke?

Ramon, Friday, 18 July 2003 09:16 (twenty years ago) link

My ten favorites as of this week.

1. Matt Pond PA
2. Broken Social Scene
3. The White Birch
4. Pernice Brothers
5. Love
6. Iron And Wine
7. Joy Division
8. Nick Drake
9. Simon and Garfunkel
10. Kings of Convenience

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 18 July 2003 10:19 (twenty years ago) link

Let's see...
Bread
The Carpenters
Little River Band
Atlanta Rhythm Section
Nena
Hall & Oates
Eddie Money
Eddie Rabbit
Billy Joel
Killing Joke


dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 18 July 2003 10:35 (twenty years ago) link

(i love this thread cuz we finally get a sandbox for custos!)
And to think I was thinking of using it for a litter box.

I wish you dave hataz would at least list your 10 favorite bands that you think are better than DMB.
Okay...
1] Velvet Underground
2] Midnight OIl
3] The Sundays
4] Fine Young Cannibals
5] World Party
6] The Cure
7] The Pogues
8] Siouxsie and the Banshees
9] Dead Kennedies
10] GWAR

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 18 July 2003 10:55 (twenty years ago) link

Ooops...maybe I should stick to bands a DMB fan might've heard of
1] Eagles
2] Rolling Stones
3] Fleetwood Mac
4] The Doors
5] Creedence Clearwater Revival
6] Soundgarden
7] Nirvana
8] Cream
9] Derek and the Dominoes
10] U2

Maybe it'd be more of a challenge to think of 10 bands that the Dafe Mettews Bend is actually better than....

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 18 July 2003 10:56 (twenty years ago) link

"And comparing him to Hitler? I think that's the rudest, most iggnorant thing I have ever heard. Hitler killed 6 million people. Dave makes 6 million people happy every year."

Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 July 2003 11:00 (twenty years ago) link

is possible that this thread could be more classic?!?!!!
nay.
i think not...

eedd, Friday, 18 July 2003 11:23 (twenty years ago) link

"iggnorant" !!!

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 18 July 2003 11:44 (twenty years ago) link

it'd have been funnier if he'd said "Plum iggernent." in a thick Texas draaawl.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 18 July 2003 11:47 (twenty years ago) link

http://images3.fotki.com/v31/free/08d54/8/86238/328285/best_thread_ever-or.jpg

i prefer the term, "ign'ant"

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 18 July 2003 12:00 (twenty years ago) link

I think my ten favorite groups right now would be:

1) The Cure
2) Prince
3) Radiohead
4) Orbital
5) Severed Heads
6) Siouxsie and the Banshees
7) My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
8) Pet Shop Boys
9) New Order
10) Massive Attack

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 July 2003 12:04 (twenty years ago) link

At this moment, subject to change during the next one:

1) Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
2) Creedence Clearwater Revival
3) The Tony Williams Lifetime
4) Opeth (Thanx ILM!)
5) Mrs. Children (local pop act)
6) Ween
7) Mother Mallard's Portable Masterpiece Company (early moog, Terry Riley ripoff)
8) Enon
9) Danielson Famile
10) Steely Dan

J (Jay), Friday, 18 July 2003 12:15 (twenty years ago) link

in light of Dave225's list I am changing all ten of my favorite bands and the amended list is as follows:

1. Little River Band
2. Little River Band
3. Little River Band
4. Little River Band
5. Little River Band
6. Little River Band
7. Little River Band
8. Little River Band
9. Little River Band
10. KRS-One

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:10 (twenty years ago) link

i still say dave has the worst list there.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

Why, because Killing Joke is on it?

J (Jay), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

I was thinking more the Eddie Rabbit, but that's just me.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:44 (twenty years ago) link

Here's a quote I will use frequently - best out of context:
"I was thinking more the Eddie Rabbit."

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:54 (twenty years ago) link

Just saw this thread via google and you guys clearly have no taste. Theres no current bands better than DMB. They're in the top ten bands of all time along with the beatles,fleetwood mac,rolling stones, the cure, depeche mode , pink floyd , spacemen 3 and killing joke.

DMB Fan, Friday, 18 July 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

Har, Har and thrice Har!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

man i fuckin love a rainy night.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

Ok ive never heard of Killing Joke. have no idea who they are or look like, but I read the thread and thought i'd show that Allison wasnt the only DMB fan with a sense of humor.

If you dont like dave because you dont like the albums you've heard the fair enough. But please don't judge them on who some of the fans are. Fans of all bands have buttmunches as beavis would say.

DMB Fan, Friday, 18 July 2003 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

I like you, DMB Fan.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

"...have buttmunches..."!?! OH MY GOD OUCH.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:02 (twenty years ago) link

how about the top 10 shitty bands that are better than DMB?

-aerosmith
-tom petty
-destiny's child
-jane's addiction
-staind
-creed
-cake
-they might be giants

fuck this is hard

heather, Friday, 18 July 2003 18:49 (twenty years ago) link

destiny's child rox your pants off. take it back now!

Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:10 (twenty years ago) link

Jon Williams: which Old Republic "Letter Ship" is that? The P-Wing?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

I love each and everyone of you.
Apart from Ned Raggett.
Alex In NYC , Killing Joke USED to rock.

Dave Matthews, Friday, 18 July 2003 23:17 (twenty years ago) link

Alex In NYC , Killing Joke USED to rock.

What the fuck do YOU know about it? Cretin!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 July 2003 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

Alex , Ned & KJ all dissed by a dave matthews fan. Doesnt it bring tears of joy to you all?
Maybe Alex will respond with pics of Jaz Coleman Scaring Dave Matthews.
Or just loads of scary KJ pics to scare of DMB fans .

Helena, Friday, 18 July 2003 23:44 (twenty years ago) link

I now weep tears of joy

my top ten: Lifter Puller, Prince, James Brown, Sly & the Family Stone, Neil Young & Crazy Horse, Velvet Underground, Acen, Luomo, Funky 4 + 1, Raydio

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 19 July 2003 07:29 (twenty years ago) link

Raydio!

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 19 July 2003 07:35 (twenty years ago) link

Matos ain't afraid of no ghosts!

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 19 July 2003 07:35 (twenty years ago) link

no, that's solo Ray Parker Jr. Raydio is the first three albums (well, the first two, the third is Ray Parker Jr. & Raydio)

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 19 July 2003 07:37 (twenty years ago) link

Raydio is where Ray Parker realizes he has nothing to fear from the dead.

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 19 July 2003 07:40 (twenty years ago) link

it is when he goes solo, and is able to face death down on his own terms, that he is able (and willing) to declare "I ain't afraid of no ghosts"

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 19 July 2003 07:41 (twenty years ago) link

Ray Parker Jr. and Raydio

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 19 July 2003 07:41 (twenty years ago) link

Alex , Ned & KJ all dissed by a dave matthews fan. Doesnt it bring tears of joy to you all?

Tears of laughter to me, frankly. As does this post. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 July 2003 09:09 (twenty years ago) link

bustin makes me feel good!

you got ghosts, baby, freaky ghosts...

eedd, Saturday, 19 July 2003 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

Just found this and spent an hour reading it. What a load of shit. You retards clearly don't know anything about music. You cant even give good reasons what you think is wrong with the music. You all suck. All the bands you like suck.Dave Matthews Band are the most talented band since my other favorite band The Beatles.
And arent killing joke the band that ripped off that shit grunge group Nirvana, who killed good music in the 90s?
Indie music sucks!

Dave Matthews Is God!, Saturday, 19 July 2003 18:30 (twenty years ago) link

you know you're right

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 19 July 2003 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

I've noticed that many of the DMB fans seem to truly hate Nirvana .Blamingthem for killing good music? Which music would they be talking about?
And as for dissing Indie/Alternative music .... I thought DMB fans claimed they were alternative and lead alternative lifestyles like The Dead etc did before them?

Jaime, Saturday, 19 July 2003 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

accounting's an alternative lifestyle?

James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 19 July 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

Somebody had to count the profits from all those Jerry Garcia ties.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 July 2003 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

And arent killing joke the band that ripped off that shit grunge group Nirvana, who killed good music in the 90s?

Do you really expect me to take the bait on this one? I know I'm somewhat predictable, but c'mon.....give me SOME credit.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:16 (twenty years ago) link

Attention DMB aficionados: If you obtain the urge to express your devotion to the Dave Matthews Band, please refrain from doing so untill you have proofread your post, making sure that you have conveyed your adoration in a completely respectful and intelligent manner, so as to avoid nullifying Allison's many attempts at regaining esteem for herself and other Dave Matthews Band admirers.

There are 4 very simple rules.
1) There are TWO spaces after you end a sentence. I'm led to believe that the only people who aren't aware of this are DMB fans that post on this thread.
2) DO NOT insult Killing Joke or Alex in NYC. You WILL be ruthlessly chastised by an extremely callous man.
3) The Dave Matthews Band is NOT "the best band ever". Please avoid saying so unless you have heard every band ever.
4) Spell check, people...use the fucking spell check!

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:49 (twenty years ago) link

"talent"

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

5)Let Allison do all your arguing

oops (Oops), Saturday, 19 July 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

(Admittedly I just posted that to be an asshole; I'm sure there are much more complex songs in DMB's repertoire)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 19 July 2003 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

I still totally <3 Allison.

Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 19 July 2003 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

I'll say in DMB's defense that that song is an instrumental bonus track that is useful only if you want something to fall asleep to.

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 19 July 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

I find it hard to believe that even Dave Matthews mum would like his music..

Sly, Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

You WILL be ruthlessly chastised by an extremely callous man.

Thanks a lot.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

You WILL be ruthlessly chastised by an extremely callous man.
Well when you phrase it like that, it sounds like it'll cost a lot of money and involve a latex bodystocking.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

I cant wait for Dave's solo album. Should be terrific.
Will he tour?

Toni, Sunday, 20 July 2003 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sure the good folks here will all download it and give it a fair chance and then review it on this board. Some may even secretly buy it, like they do with DMB albums. They just wont admit it as dave isnt trendy enough for them.

Carl, Sunday, 20 July 2003 23:58 (twenty years ago) link

Just keep telling yourself that. Meanwhile, did you know that not everyone likes the same flavors of ice cream you do?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 July 2003 01:59 (twenty years ago) link

mint chocolate chip to thread!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 21 July 2003 04:09 (twenty years ago) link

There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who like Dave Matthews Band, and those who don't. And I would never want to have lived this life being one of the ones that don't.

The best band on earth = Dave Matthews Band.

Those who don't agree just suck, and that's the plain and simple truth.
Thank you, and goodnight.

"Some people like to drink.. some people don't. Some people like to think and some won't.. some people like to smoke a bowl, and some don't.. some people do.. and some people don't. But its ok, 'cause its meant to be that way." - Dave Matthews

Dave, obviously, is a little more tolerant of people with bad taste in music than I am.

Peace out nerds.
.BekaH

Bekah, Monday, 21 July 2003 11:27 (twenty years ago) link

How ironic, the entire DMB thread summarized by a shitty DMB lyric.

NA the Billion Dollar Hobo (Nick A.), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:28 (twenty years ago) link

Can't we please just take this thread to the ASPCA and have it put to sleep? It keeps threatening to froth at the mouth.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:33 (twenty years ago) link

You'll never make it to 2000 with that attitude.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:40 (twenty years ago) link

Thats okay. I just spend eternity partying like it's 1999.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:29 (twenty years ago) link

oh, the humor on a monday morn

Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

Oh for fuck's sake why wont it just die?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:50 (twenty years ago) link

Dave, obviously, is a little more tolerant of people with bad taste in music than I am.

Some lessons aren't learned, I see.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band will one day crack Britain. His genius means he can't remain unknown across the water. He just needs to tour and play Glastonbury to raise his profile.

Lena, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 09:03 (twenty years ago) link

Have we stumbled across the meaning of life yet?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:25 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.chattanooga.net/comedy/saget.JPG

Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:42 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/dmb.jpg

i think this thread killed ILX for a day.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:47 (twenty years ago) link

It Didn't because Dave Matthews Band IS the meaning of life!

The Resurrector, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

is that anything like the Water of Life?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

Paul: "Those who used DMB tried and failed?"
Rev Mother Mohiam: "They tried and died."

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

"and how can this be? for Dave is the Kwisatz Haderach!"

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jul/20037222263406199904517.jpg

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

thanks.

stupid photoisland. i need to remember that they only allow one link per page.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:02 (twenty years ago) link

fun fact: the kid who played Alia grew up into the tasty Alicia Witt, who was the little piano-playing sister in "Twin Peaks", and was the freaky ex-porn chick in "Cecil B. Demented"

http://www.bombsite.com/images/cecil1.jpg
"jingle balls, jingle balls..."

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

(I like that Bekah exposed her inner nerdiness by trolling a web board. You go, girl!)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

i love you all. i thought i was the only one who loved that movie (and is now creeped out by how hot alicia witt is."

Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

Save this thread!

(This is Mark C, who never posts on ILM, volunteering for the ILXor army in the 100 Years of Dave Mattews War. I would be perfectly willing to lay my life down for the right to diss the least interesting, ambitious and vivacious music on the planet)

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 08:41 (twenty years ago) link

You imbeciles are powerless against the the likes of us. I'm afraid your first mistake has already been made in underestimating our sizeable assemblage of hippies and frat boys. Surrender yourselves now to evade the extreme humilation and agony of your inevitable defeat.

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:18 (twenty years ago) link

Chuuuuuuuuk-SAH!
(*the first regiment of frat boy jarheads explodes into bloody, greasy giblets*)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:50 (twenty years ago) link

just like in Quake!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

Surrender yourselves now to evade the extreme humilation and agony of your inevitable defeat.
We Fremen have a saying...
"God created DMB to test our patience."
One cannot go against the sick sense of humor of God.


...and his word shall carry death eternal
to those who stand against the righteous.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

The RIGHTEOUS?!?!?!?!?!

Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

(I shall bend like a reed in the wind...)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

well, the self-righteous, then.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

Felcher is secretly Sting? Oh dear.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

Chuuuuuuuuk-SAH!
BLADOW!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

DMB Fans all over the world dissapear in a splatter of gore.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

(gasp)
...Custos no longer needs the Weirding Module...

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

DEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-MMM'BEE! *BOOM*

"our name is now a killing word."

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

http://ddraven.tripod.com/dune/

Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

hee hee. that's a cute quiz.

in other news, i never knew that Jack Nance was in _Dune_ until i was mucking about on IMDB yesterday.

http://www.davidlynch.de/nancedune.jpg

"There...was a fish...IN the percolater, my Baron."

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

i love the colors in that picture

Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:09 (twenty years ago) link

You fools! Did you honestly think that I would compose my regiment solely of frat boys and hippies? My master plan shall soon come into effect, and your attempts to rid the world of DMB fans will be a miserable failure. Heed my warning, for your cruel endeavors will not go unpunished.

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

looks like some freaky Wizard of Oz/emerald shit.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

Foolish woman, our Jihad will Cleanse the Universe of ALL jam bands!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

god forbid what the frat boys & hippies would do even they ever got their hands on the spice Melange...

http://members.rogers.com/darlenescreations/hippies.jpg
Give me spice! Drive them into utter submission. You must not show the slightest pity or mercy... as only you can... Never stop!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

That CANNOT be a real photo. It HAS to be a holloween costume. Thats too friggin wretched for even the most acid-addled fule to wear.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:49 (twenty years ago) link

Heed my warning, for your cruel endeavors will not go unpunished.
I.. I.. I've always been a big DMB fan... I mean, what's not to like? They're sweet, and they totally rock ... ! I never said nothin' bad about them. Help me out here, guys...

Wait - oh!
Foolish woman, our Jihad will Cleanse the Universe of ALL jam bands!
I hate DMB and all other jam bands. Buncha fucks. Screw 'em.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:49 (twenty years ago) link

Did someone just secretly use "the voice" on dave225?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

Your inane comments will no longer be tolerated, Custos. You leave me no choice but to kill you. Unless we are stopped, the wrath of a thousand cronies shall soon penetrate and demolish your army.

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:03 (twenty years ago) link

it's probably a pic of grown up frat types dressed up as hippies.

here's some real hippies

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:05 (twenty years ago) link

Your inane comments will no longer be tolerated, Custos.
Try and stop me.
...
Ha, couldn't do it. (*Blows loud raspberry*)
You leave me no choice but to kill you.
I've got my personal shield on. You can't get me.

(Note: wouldn't it be hilarious if we found out that Allison was really Tanya Headon in disguise. And DMB turns out to be the only music she doesn't hate!)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:19 (twenty years ago) link

be careful! the slow blade penetrates!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

Then Allison and I will join each other in death!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:32 (twenty years ago) link

Wow...when you see that written down...that just looks sooooo "Amatuer Goth Poetry Slam Nite"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

Y'know what. This is too many "Dune" references for just one thread.
Kingfish...I suspect This thread can get more melange mileage out of them.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

i know. I just like the fact that when this thread is revived in 2004, it'll have all this random sub-stream-of-consciousness turns, with the occasional holdover in pop culture. Like Odysseus wandered thru the modern day pop culture landscape, never able to return home, but never bored, either.

and, in our version, Odysseus looks like the Kurt Russell character in "Big Trouble in Little Trouble", riding thru the night on the Pork Chop Express.

plus, i thought it'd be funny to somehow conflate DMB & Dune references. It's certainly been entertaining for the last day or so.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

It's officially 1200 posts. Nas and Jay-Z...we're coming after YOU.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 22:03 (twenty years ago) link


RIP- Jack Nance.

this thread should just turn into a giant Jack Nance memorium, where we post quotes from all the lynch films he was in.

"she's dead. wrapped in plastic."

or just continue with the Dune references as they seem to pass overtop the heads of most. even the most ardent frat-geek-boy can't muster that kinda devotion...

gawd bless this thread. it keeps my hope alive...

eedd, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 22:19 (twenty years ago) link

We STILL haven't found the secret of life. We pray and we meditate and suck down huge quantities of sapphu juice and melange pellets...and we're just not making any headway.
Maybe Dave Matthews himself will appear -- Jesus-like -- and utter golden syllables of cosmische truth and we will all be enlightened...

...oh...wait, I'm sorry...I'm trying to type this with a straight face and it just...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 22:24 (twenty years ago) link

(side question: Exactly how many posts ARE in the Nas vs Jay-Z threads?)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 22:26 (twenty years ago) link

say, how many of the lady ILM readers out there are sexually attracted to Brad Dourif for all the weirdo/psycho characters that he plays?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 24 July 2003 00:22 (twenty years ago) link

I'm amazed. Nobody in continental Europe (where I'm from) listens to Dave Matthews Band. I only know them very little from a feature on British MTV. There, they seemed pretty dull and harmless, and with a certain Patrick Bateman appeal (see: Genesis, Whitney Houston, Huey Lewis & The News). What's all the fuss about? Isn't DMB just plain ol' boring?

Jay K (Jay K), Thursday, 24 July 2003 00:39 (twenty years ago) link

Ah, fuck off.

Allison (Allison), Thursday, 24 July 2003 00:48 (twenty years ago) link

No Doubt Y'All Redneck Hataz Would Prefer This
Too many rednecks on this forum. DMB have fans of all color,creed,class etc. Can't believe some of you all went on about how black people don't like DMB. How many black people like your beloved sonic youths and killing jokes? Not even a point worth considering is it? So why say it about DMB.
Dave Rocks!

Helena, Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:17 (twenty years ago) link

You can't rock if you're called Dave. Unless you're a DJ. Daves that are non-DJs do not rock, almost by definition. Do Colins rock? No. No way can a Colin rock. Neither can a Dave.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:28 (twenty years ago) link

"What you talkin' 'bout, colin?"
http://www.driko.org/smallpics/davidleeroth.jpg

oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 04:07 (twenty years ago) link

I would rebut Helena's assertion, but I suspect that all these DMB fans who jump in, post once and never post again would never read my brilliant rebuttal.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 24 July 2003 11:03 (twenty years ago) link

Helena completely undercut her point by linking to something that looks really, really cool in theory.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 11:40 (twenty years ago) link

Go for it Lord Custos.

Helena, Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, I'm back.
First: let's break down your post one clause at a time.

Too many rednecks on this forum.
You have obviously NOT been reading the forum. It's mostly indie kid fans and undie rapper fans. In fact, Redneckness is probably more common in the DMB camp then here.
Also, this is an ad hominem attack. Instead of rebutting the other posters, you instead say nasty things about the posters themselves Granted, the ILM'ers have been doing more of their fair share of that as well.

DMB have fans of all color,creed,class etc.
Of all the DMB fan *I've* ever met, have been ex-Deadhead white guys and...oh...rednecks (one dude -- who drives a truck by the way -- only has three tapes: Crash by DMB, Come on Over by Shania Twain, and greatest hits of Randy Travis. Why only three? He threw out his Dixie Chicks tape.)
I have yet to meet any black people who can stomach DMB.
(Contrary to points mentioned very very early in the thread: I haven't met any bankers or insurance men who like DMB either. They all seem to be into John Tesh or John Coltrane.)

Can't believe some of you all went on about how black people don't like DMB. How many black people like your beloved sonic youths and killing jokes?
I know a girl named VeShawn who only likes Metallica and Megadeth. Does that come close?

Dave Rocks!
you forgot to say "and u r all gay!"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

How many black people like your beloved sonic youths and killing jokes?

Not that it matters in the slightest, but I know more black folks who like Killing Joke than I do who would ever stoop to the level of listening to DMB.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:44 (twenty years ago) link

Yaaaaay! Alex is BACK!
But I don't see how anyone can be more of a KJ fan than Alex...unless they are all still in iceland wearing their tinfoil hats and praying that the end of the world will be quick and painless.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:54 (twenty years ago) link

Why only three? He threw out his Dixie Chicks tape.

good set-up, fine delivery.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:54 (twenty years ago) link

I thought ILM was pop!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:59 (twenty years ago) link

So, Helena...whats your rebuttal to my rebuttal?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:59 (twenty years ago) link

I thought ILM was pop!
Nope. Haven't ya heard? We're all a bunch of autosodomizing, t'bacca-chewin' redrecks, now.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:00 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, Helena, where ARE your rebuttals? Put 'em on the glass, as they say around here.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:01 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not actually back. I'm sitting in an overly air-conditioned public library in Quogue on Long Island. The wife and I came out here for a week of sun, but it's been relentlessly rainy, alas.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 24 July 2003 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

fuck every single person in here that talks shit about dave. every dmb lover can tell you how talented and incredible dmb is. but for all you idiots that have NOOOOOOOOOOOo idea and talk bad need to sit down with a dave album and just listen. listen to the words, listen to the music, listen to everything. and until you actually listen go fuck yourselves. dave rocks

drew s, Friday, 25 July 2003 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

Yay!

J (Jay), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:23 (twenty years ago) link

...and we are all gay.

yes, yes, we KNOW this.

also, looks like this thread will never die. Looks like it's time to start referencing other pop culture, since we've had our run of _Dune_.

What icon of Western Civilization shall we make jokes about today?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

Drew. WE *HAVE* LISTENED. We Have NO CHOICE. He's on the RADIO...ALL...THE...TIME...!
We couldn't AVOID listening to him if we tried!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

So - we're still waiting on a DMB fuckwit fan to give us an example of a good song. Just one fucking song!? Or is it his haircut that you love?

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:26 (twenty years ago) link

So where's you rational rebuttal to that, eh, Drew?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:26 (twenty years ago) link

Jerry Springer is running for the U.S. Senate.

J (Jay), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:32 (twenty years ago) link

ODB will kick his ass.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

i'm disappointed by the DMB crew's constant refusal to put them rebuttals on the glass.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

They are Guerilla Trolls. They jump in, call us all idiots. Demand we listen to the nitwits dull and irritating music (like we could frigging avoid it), and then don't bother posting again.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:42 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, except for Helena. (And she still hasn't rebutted by rebuttal.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:45 (twenty years ago) link

Rebutting would only be a waste of time. It's imposible to prove any point here since everyone has already formed a bad opinion of the band and are obviously not willing to alter that opinion.

Song that captures the overall DMBness of DMB = So much to say.

Allison (Allison), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

Allison has proved her worth repeatedly, so in deference to her opinion I will listen to "So Much to Say" and try to glean some wisdom therefrom. If the meaning of life appears I'll let y'all know!

I was hoping Helena would show back up too. :-(

J (Jay), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

wait, that wasn't a radio single, was it?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:00 (twenty years ago) link

I don't believe so...might have been.

Allison (Allison), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

To rebut:
"Rebutting would only be a waste of time. It's imposible to prove any point here since every DMB fan has already formed a positive assessment of the band and are obviously not willing to alter that opinion."
And as Mark Twain once aptly opined: "Any long standing debate -- or thread over 1200 posts long -- means both sides are wrong."

Since neither side will give ground, maybe would should
1) both admit defeat and turn this thread back into a random assortment of movie quotes. or
2) nope. there is no choice #2. Goto 1

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:08 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/bizarro.jpg

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/glitch.jpg
I still say that this thread is a glitch in the matrix, and it's a lot like participating in the Special Olympics.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

Now..was that really necessary?

Allison (Allison), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:16 (twenty years ago) link

I could only afford the 30 second clips on the Amazon website .. but .. Dave's music *is* toe-tapable .. but I get this Phil Collins vibe off of it - maybe a little funkier, but still, there it is. I think what really bugs me are the smooth-jazz basslines. ANyway, I think I liked Too Much more than the other songs - although I still can't get away from the association with drinking a $5.00 Budweiser at a free outdoor festival kinda sound.

But thanks for the recommendation, Allison.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:17 (twenty years ago) link

The way I see it, Allison is caught between our snarkiness and the fact that practically none of the other fans who have posted here have any sense of perspective.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

Alright - after further anesthetizing my sensibilities, I can accept the 30-second clip of "Don't Drink the Water" as passable. (That's probably the song that true DMB fans hate, isn't it....)

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:30 (twenty years ago) link

snarkiness keeps me entertained at work, at least.

and that makes it all worthwhile.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

Actually it's one of my favorites. It's only 30 seconds though, you didn't get to hear the part where he freaks out and goes into a trance-like state.

Allison (Allison), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:39 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews is on the local alt-rock morning show right now, previewing songs from his new "solo album." He's kind of funny, in a pleased-with-himself way. The songs are atmospheric but dull. I think I like them better than the songs (I've heard) with the "B."

Sam J. (samjeff), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

i can't stand that don't drink the water song. it was funny at first but now it's just damned silly.

Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:26 (twenty years ago) link

Funny? I guess I didn't listen very carefully. (Actually, i didn't listen to the words at all.) I just thought that musically it was more interesting than what else I've heard.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:49 (twenty years ago) link

Christ, I remember looking in on this thread in its infancy, the very day it was birthed.
And look, it's gotten so big.
I just spent two hours reading this thread, and I have to admit, it was fan-freakin'-tastic.
It had everything — drama, conflict, comedy, tragedy, mysterious strangers, and if I read between the lines correctly, maybe even a little romance.
Thank you to all the posters for such an entertaining read — from the ILM regulars, who didn't disappoint, to the DMB legions who rushed to their idol's defence.
This thread is pure gold.
Somebody should allow some magazine to serialize this. Or ILM could sell the movie rights.
Oh, and Dave Matthews rox Uruguay.

Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Friday, 25 July 2003 22:35 (twenty years ago) link

Would Careless Talk Costs Lives be improved if they ran a cover story on Dave Matthews Band? Everett True should interview Dave Matthews.
ET could be responsible for inflic....launching the genius of DMB in the UK. (Getting him away from us all in the states for a while)

Allannah, Friday, 25 July 2003 23:20 (twenty years ago) link

And Q magazine can run one of those "Big...in Turkmenistan!" micro-stories.
But anyhow... back to what Bruce Urquhart brought up:
Christ, I remember looking in on this thread in its infancy, the very day it was birthed.
And look, it's gotten so big

Sigh. Yeah. 15% of the blame falls on my head. I'm sorry, everybody.
(PS: the Secret of Life is not -- repeat, not -- hidden anywhere in this thread.)

drama, conflict, comedy, tragedy, mysterious strangers, and if I read between the lines correctly, maybe even a little romance.
Um...romance?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 26 July 2003 00:42 (twenty years ago) link

I love you all.

Dave Matthews, Saturday, 26 July 2003 00:45 (twenty years ago) link

See. Romance.
Plus, they would probably deny it, but I could feel the heat between Alex in NYC and Allison.
Raw, animal heat. Or antipathy. It's a fine line.

Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Saturday, 26 July 2003 00:50 (twenty years ago) link

The words "Groovy Hate Fuck" come to mind, but I won't voice that thought out loud because it would be low, lewd, sad, crass and wrong.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 26 July 2003 00:52 (twenty years ago) link

come on out and dance!
come on out and dance!
come on out and make romance!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 26 July 2003 00:54 (twenty years ago) link

dude, i'd give $5 for a Groovy Hate Fuck right about now. Maybe i should go out wandering about the town tonight instead of wasting the evening playing video games again.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 26 July 2003 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

Ah...here's the romance.
Does anyone on ILM wanna give Kingfish a Groovy Hate Fuck?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I Hate You All.

Jaz Coleman, Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:47 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Up For The 2003 Shortlist Prize !!!
http://www.billboard.com/bb/daily/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1942690

Dave Matthews Band Fan, Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:59 (twenty years ago) link

erm i meant to type hes one of the list makers (he chooses his favorite albums that have sold less than 500,000)

Dave Matthews Band Fan, Saturday, 26 July 2003 02:01 (twenty years ago) link

This year marks the third annual competition, which, like the U.K.'s Panasonic Mercury Prize, honors projects for their creative and adventurous appeal rather than their commercial success.

ADVENTUROUS?!

oh well. at least ?uestlove is in there.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 26 July 2003 02:26 (twenty years ago) link

Thursday, August 7

THE DAVE MATTHEWS COVER BAND
Phenomenal Musicianship
Faithfully Recreating the
DMB Sound
Doors 8 pm
Show 9:30 pm
Tickets: $10
On Sale Now

WHOA!!!!! I want to go I think.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 26 July 2003 13:35 (twenty years ago) link

Re: the DMB Cover Band Xtreme-o-ganza!
"When you know that the showers are really gas chambers, you don't look forward to being 'clean' "

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:32 (twenty years ago) link

I'll have tendonitis in my hand if this thread reaches 2000

Dave Matthews, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:01 (twenty years ago) link

Lose my voice at 3000

Dave Matthews, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

I'll probably spontaneously combust at 5000.

Dave Matthews, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:03 (twenty years ago) link

But the bongo solo doesn't stop until 10,000.

Carter Beauford, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:06 (twenty years ago) link

Does the DMCB take over at 10,000?

Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 02:12 (twenty years ago) link

i think we get a blue star if we hit 2000, and a red star if we hit 5000

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

Entire forum gets a Free Trip to EuroDisney if we reach 10,000 posts!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:06 (twenty years ago) link

Hmm, did someone ask for a groovy hate fuck? Count me in...if the thread's a'rockin don't come a'knockin!

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:12 (twenty years ago) link

Kingfish. Your "ride" is here!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

woo hoo! strap yerself in, cuz we're driving to Edinburgh to go see Spiritualized! You shall Truly become One of Us!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

this thread has all the tell tale markings of something that should never be forgotten...
like the challenger, or that hepburn lady, or yellow cake with chocolate icing! so moist and chewy...

allison r0x0rs.
fuk yesh.

eedd, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:06 (twenty years ago) link

Hepburn was moist and chewy??????

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

she is now

Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

oh god...

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

perhaps you'd rather Haul Ass to Lollapalooza?*

*i might add that this is actually possible this year, unlike others, altho why anyone would actually want to do so is beyond any of us.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:22 (twenty years ago) link

she is now
I suspect she's more like beef jerky soaked in formaldehyde.

Anyhow: let's recap shall we?

Okay:
the official reasons for hating him as provided by ILM:


  • - "The timbre of Dave's voice is often extraordinarily ugly. He sounds like he's trying to form all of his vowels with the roof of his mouth." (aka "he sounds like a muppet")
  • - "The fiddle-timbre of the violin grates against the horns, making it nigh-impossible for them to play in tune together."
  • - "Their songs register to my ears as very safe. They never take any extreme or unpredictable turns; in fact, you could probably find the basic chord progressions of most of the songs in a second-semester theory class. I understand that a huge reason for this is to give a solid foundation on which to solo, but the solos don't sparkle or impress."
  • - "I've never heard them let their bass player get seriously ill. Given how great I think their bass player might be, this is criminal."
  • - Some of his lyrics (especially the "lift your skirt and show me your world") strike some as dumb, irksome or even sexist.
  • - Overexposure has made him so ubiquitous that he's no longer novel or fresh.
  • - He lifts the vibe from other more talented bands, and adds screechy violin as the only signifier of difference.
  • - His fast songs are ones that would sound better slow. His slow songs would sound better fast.
  • - All of his songs nowadays sound (to me, at least) to just be murkier, smudgier, less interesting retreads of "Ants Marching"; (The Same way everything by Live sounds like a murkier, smudgier, less interesting retreads of "The Beauty of Gray".)

the offical reasons for loving him as provided by the DMB fanbase:


  • - Dave r0x0r! u r all gay!
  • - U R All Gay! Dave r0x0r!
  • - If you were to actually HEAR his music you'd like it.

Note: I didn't say "Pain Lies on the Riverside"...and this is tragic. If they just stuck to making retreads of "Pain Lies on the Riverside", they'd still suck, but they'd have been 1000x better.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 10:51 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry. that footnote is a bit muddled.
Live making retreads of "Beauty of Gray" == tiresome crud
Live making retreads of "Pain Lies on the Riverside" == tiresome crud but still toetappingly fun in small doses.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 10:57 (twenty years ago) link

no, not that hepburn woman! the yellow cake!
i suspect that was my bad, as the children say...

eedd, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 17:56 (twenty years ago) link

She currently is not moist and chewy. By now, she's probably a dried out peice of Zesty Formaldehyde Flavor™ Beef Jerky with a dusty dandruff-like crust on it.
(Yes, children...death is scary. So you better have fun while yer still alive.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, that silly Custos.
I can't help but notice that you omitted the few good points that a couple fans and I did actually make. Why is this?

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 19:32 (twenty years ago) link

i noticed that to. if it weren't the case i would've surely nominated him as captain of this thread, since he obviously cares for it so deeply. but we can't have a leader who's quite so biased.

Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

Am I correct in assuming that you don't want to admit that some of us are actually somewhat intelligent and have musical knowlege? hmph...well, if that's the case you can just forget about that groovy hate fuck.

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

romance factor fading...
fading..
gone.

(if ever run into a hepburn relative i'll pose the question to them, and we'll see! moist+chewy vs. jerkyish+flakey!!!)

edde, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

Custos in not-fair shockah.

J (Jay), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

hang on a min -- i just got back.

now, what's all this about the groovey hate fuck going away?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, you still get yours, Kingfish.

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:39 (twenty years ago) link

I can't help but notice that you omitted the few good points that a couple fans and I did actually make. Why is this?
Well, These were the only points I remember the pro-DMB crowd making. I've read through this thread from beginning to end twice (once when the thread was 800 posts long, and again when it was 1200 posts long) and the only pro-DMB comments that stuck to my brain were that ILM was gay for not seeing how much DMB rocks...and that if we only gave it another try...

if it weren't the case i would've surely nominated him as captain of this thread...
Nominate me? For Captain? BAH! I'm already LORD of this thread, by Divine Right!

...since he obviously cares for it so deeply.
I love all threads equally, like my own children.
I still wait for the Meaning of Life to be revealed in this thread.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 11:52 (twenty years ago) link

oh, also, I was trying to keep this thread going to see if it would ever match/exceed any the Jay-Z vs Nas threads for sheer length.
I think we're 2/3rds of the way to matching The Original Jay-Z vs Nas Thread...
Unless someone wants to add their opinion to that thread...

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:30 (twenty years ago) link

Bizarre how much cynicism is going on here. The anti-Dave trend is overkill for a band already on the decline. In case no one noticed, "Everyday" and "Busted Stuff" were commercial flops, and the band has seriously lost its relevance and most of its original fan base. However, I doubt that a thread such as this would even exist had Dave, lets say, died after "Crash" was released. Then there would be threads saying, "Man, remember the DMB? They had some pretty good stuff back in the 90's. Too bad they didnt last long enough for us to seriously lambast and discredit them once they reached critical-pop-mass."

John Baer, Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

...I doubt that a thread such as this would even exist...

But it does, Blanche, it does exist.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 31 July 2003 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

YO! Tupac would kick yo ass dave matthews. Tupac was the shit. The bizness. Nas , Dru Hill anyone of my brothers kicks yo ass.

Tupac Fan, Thursday, 31 July 2003 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

Must.... stop.... thread....

Foil.... Custos'.... evil.... pla---a---a---aaah!

[THUD]

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 15:26 (twenty years ago) link

Of course those were the only ones that stuck to your brain, Custos. Probably because it backed up your beliefs that the fans are all idiots. I guess that would make sense though, being that not much sticks to your brain to begin with.

Allison (Allison), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

I've read through this thread from beginning to end twice (once when the thread was 800 posts long, and again when it was 1200 posts long)

*comic book guy voice* "Oh dear, I've wasted my life"

oops (Oops), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

< COMIC BOOK GUY VOICE>Worst. Thread. Ever.< /COMIC BOOK GUY VOICE>

OMG! Can U Diggit?
Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? (2 new answers, 1279 total, last at 6:08 am)
Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated. (75 new answers, 1296 total, last at 10:40 am)

Quick, somebody add 23 new posts to the Jay-Z/Nas Thread!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

You're kidding -- this is now the biggest ILM thread?

J (Jay), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

You're kidding -- this is now the biggest ILM thread?
No. I don't know which one is the biggest evah. The number of posts is currently higher. But thats not really relevant.
This thread may have more posts, but they're short "U R All Gay" posts. The Jay-Z Thread takes 5x as long to load because each individual post is more than a paragraph long.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:08 (twenty years ago) link

1300!!

That is all.

Prude (Prude), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:14 (twenty years ago) link

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dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 1 August 2003 10:48 (twenty years ago) link

< /paragraph>

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 1 August 2003 10:49 (twenty years ago) link

< FLOUNCE MODE="ON">Oh, Dave...you speak as if this were a bad thing.< /FLOUNCE MODE="OFF">

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 1 August 2003 11:53 (twenty years ago) link

man, that Jay Z has some great paragraph-length insults.

Like, "bitch-ass faggot punk-ass muthafuckas", only stretched out several lines in length.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 1 August 2003 12:12 (twenty years ago) link

i just realized why, despite having a handful of good songs, i truly cannot stand coldplay. their singer is exactly what you would get if you mixed dave matthews with thom yorke. and coldplay's music is almost the same. as much as i like thom yorke, if he were on his own, he wouldnt be nearly as good. and if he were 50% Dave Matthews he'd be something of an utter annoyance (some will argue that he already is, but i don't think so). the physical, vocal, musical, and fanbase comparisons between Mr. Coldplay and what i would imagine a DM/TY hybrid to be are astounding. i can't believe i never noticed this before.

Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 1 August 2003 17:27 (twenty years ago) link

Ohmygod. Youguys. I totally thought this thread was going to die. It's been quite horrible recently too.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 4 August 2003 10:37 (twenty years ago) link

this thread shall outlast humanity and DMB itself!!!
this, i command...

eedd, Monday, 4 August 2003 14:54 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.mooncove.com/newton/images/island35a.jpg
Arrr, this thread shall live forever or young Jim Lad 'ere gets it!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 4 August 2003 15:20 (twenty years ago) link

(*Nas and Jay-Z take turns shooting holes into Jim Lad*)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 4 August 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

i think it's time to let this thread sleep until someone has an utterly contagious related idea to add.

Felcher (Felcher), Monday, 4 August 2003 15:43 (twenty years ago) link

If so far, we have drawn out our concept of the Dave Matthews Band from the ordinary use of our practical reason, it must by no means be inferred that we have treated them as a concept of experience. On the contrary, when we pay attention to our experiences of human conduct, we meet frequent and - as we ourselves admit - justified complaints that we can adduce no certain examples of the spirit which acts out of pure duty, and that, although much may be done in accordance with the commands of duty, it remains doubtful whether a love for the Dave Matthews Band is done for the sake of duty and so has a moral value.
Hence, at all times, there have been fans who have absolutely denied this presence of this spirit and have ascribed everything to a more or les refined self-love.

Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:09 (twenty years ago) link

can't run outta gas yet...
so many more miles to go....
gasp.

edde, Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

< GOOGLE BAIT>
Dave Matthews Band smell like poopie. I want to see them get run over by a flaming steamroller. Dave Matthews squeaky, nasal voice and the hystrionic shreiking of the fiddle player makes my dogs ears hurt. The Dave Matthews Band destroys my Faith in God, Man and music.
< GOOGLE BAIT>

There. That oughtta bring the pro-DMB crowds back.
Maybe they'll actually try to rebut the Dave Haytas Complaints with something other that "U R All Gay" type comments.*

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

It's you lot who replied with all the U R All Gay type comments.
Your hatred of the last great american band is blind. These guys write great songs. Theyre awesome musicians they can outplay most rock bands(yes im aware jazz guys etc are better). The fact Dave has such a rabid loyal fanbase is proof they are great to me.
Or in I Love Music terms: Dave Matthews Band Rocks!

DMB Fan 1100, Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:56 (twenty years ago) link

never judge a person by their fanbase.

example number 47 of this: north korea

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

They...rock, you say? Well, why didn't you say so! That clears everything up.

Prude (Prude), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:04 (twenty years ago) link

Ooops...forgot to close my Google Bait Tags.
< /GOOGLE BAIT>
< /GOOGLE BAIT>
and just to be on the safe side...
< /GOOGLE BAIT>

But anyhow...back to the debate (even though DMB Fan 1100 will probably never ever read this.)

It's you lot who replied with all the U R All Gay type comments.
False. The ILM only starting making U R All Gay jokes after multiple accusations of being Creed/Slipknot fans. That was hurtful. It perfectly A-OK to be be Gay, but unforgivable in the eyes of God to be a fan of Creed.

Your hatred of the last great american band is blind.
Lets overlook the ambiguity of the grammar (is the last great american band blind?) and dissect the accusation:
I'd like to think that the future holds an undending plethora of Great American Bands, many of whom have not even formed yet. So they are hardly the "Last";
The consensus is that the lead singer sounds like a (muppet|donkey) and the fiddle is a shapeless din. So they are hardly "Great";
I'll skip the words American and Band...even though, for awhile, I thought they were from Canada. (I apologize to any Canadians who find this mistake on my part to be offensive. I meant no disrespect. Please don't send any Mounted Police to rough me up.)
and no, our hatred isn't blind. We had plenty of time to think it over. They are played enough on the radio for us too all have plenty of opportunities to ponder it.

These guys write great songs.
They wrote one good song: "Ants Marching". Everything after that has been smudgy copies of "Ants Marching".

They're awesome musicians...
I'll take your word for it. I've never seen them play live.
Hmmmmm. Though this might explain why the fanbase likes them so much. The Live Experience...
Okay...serious question:
Tell me. Do they sound better live than they do on the radio? And if so, is that what makes them special?

...they can outplay most rock bands (yes im aware jazz guys etc are better).
Hmmm. Interesting....

The fact Dave has such a rabid loyal fanbase is proof they are great to me.
(*Insert Boilerplate "Well, Popularity != Quality. Hitler was popular in the beginning." comment here*)

Or in I Love Music terms: Dave Matthews Band Rocks!
Actually, an ILMer would've said "Dafe Mettews == Grebt!"

...and you still haven't rebutted the specific complaints listed here; you merely barked a "Dave r0x0r!"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

I'm beginning to think Custos is arguing with himself here.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 06:54 (twenty years ago) link

playin to an empty niteclub

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 08:08 (twenty years ago) link

Jim's Dad: It's like playing a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun, it can be fun. But it's not a game....

Jim: right

Jim's Dad: It's not a game

Jim: No

Jim's Dad: What you want is a partner to return the ball

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:04 (twenty years ago) link

The grammar of the sentence you decided to pick on is decidedly unambiguous, Custos! YOU'RE LETTING THE SIDE DOWN.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:21 (twenty years ago) link

i dunno, if mediocre=great, then does that mean that really good must=law enforced genius?
i can't subscribe to that equation, it makes way too many good bands epic when they're clearly not, and makes the good bands eternally grand...
so, in closing i'd like to say that mediocrity still= eh...or bland.
yr pick.

eedd, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:07 (twenty years ago) link

The grammar of the sentence you decided to pick on is decidedly unambiguous, Custos!
the "is blind" clause is poor.
Saying "Your hatred is blind. DMB is the Last Great American Band."

playin to an empty niteclub
Thanks, you've been a wonderful audience. Please tip your servers and drive safely. Goodnight!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:22 (twenty years ago) link

The grammar of the sentence you decided to pick on is decidedly unambiguous, Custos!
the "is blind" clause sticks out like a sore schwantzen.
It would've been stronger and more direct to say "Your hatred is blind. DMB is the Last Great American Band."
Say his old version and then this new version out loud. You'll hear what I mean.

playin to an empty niteclub
Thanks, you've been a wonderful audience. Please tip your servers and drive safely. Goodnight!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

Have you never heard of a prepositional phrase? Good God.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:39 (twenty years ago) link

Prepositional phrases? Yeah, I heard of them. I thought they had a nice beat, but I couldn't dance to them. I gave them a 65.
Your hatred of...
...the last great american band is blind.

all I know or care about the sentence above is that the last seven words (if you didn't notice the first three) puts a funny mental image of Dafe Mettews with dark glasses a white cane and a seeing eye dog...and above his head is a billboard that says "There Are No Great American Bands Past This Point. Turn Back Now."

Beyond that, I R Thinx Grammar B Boring.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

I don't even know why I'm continuing this conversation, but breaking the sentence at that point shows that either you are willing to sacrifice all credibility for wildly unfunny jokes or you have no idea how English actually works and therefore fit right in with the DMB supporters you are mocking.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

There's no need to get nasty, Dan.

"but breaking the sentence at that point..."
Are you referring to where I broke it into two sentences 3 posts ago (when I tried to improve the sentence), or when I put the pause between "hatred of" and "the last great" (when I was isolating "the last great american band is blind")?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:38 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, I went to several Dave Matthews Band shows between 1995 and 1999 or so, and what I found was that the biggest attraction (for a large portion of the "fanbase") seemed to be hanging out in the parking lot before the show and getting wasted. This is fine. In fact, just over a year ago, a friend and I went to a venue about two hours before a DMB show, armed with loads of tiaras we'd made from curling ribbon and garlands and, thanks to all the drunk and stoned people, were able to sell all fifty of them (at five dollars a pop) in less than an hour. For this reason, I really can't complain about drunk kids in parking lots.
BUT. I must say that the times I actually did go in to see what this Dave Matthews legendary live music whatever you like to call it was all about, I found that pretty much all of the people around me were just drunkenly shouting, groping each other, passing out, vomiting and drinking more. So OF COURSE they were having a good time, regardless of what was happening on the stage. Anyway, I'd be interested to know how many of these DMB=BEST MUSIC EVER, YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE THEM LIVE google people have been to a Dave Matthews show sober.

kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

Thanks, Kirsten for clarifying that.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:24 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, yeah. I read this whole thread and I know like a million people have posted this same thing before. I'm dizzy now.

kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:27 (twenty years ago) link

Man Custos, can't you be nice even for a little bit?

J (Jay), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

I just wonder how many DMB 'Fans' will like the solo album by dave. It wont have any of the things the jock fans like about DMB. It will be mainly acoustic and introspective. We'll see how hardcore his fans are.

Devin, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

how does the album go down accompanied by the sweet, sweet taste of rolphynol?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:50 (twenty years ago) link

Come on - Dave fills a need. Jimmy Buffet will be dead soon. Lame-ass fat drunk middle-aged suburbanites need to have some fun once in a while.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:57 (twenty years ago) link

Are you referring to where I broke it into two sentences 3 posts ago (when I tried to improve the sentence), or when I put the pause between "hatred of" and "the last great" (when I was isolating "the last great american band is blind")?

The latter (hence the "Haven't you ever heard of a prepositional phrase?" comment).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:20 (twenty years ago) link

"Man Custos, can't you be nice even for a little bit?"

Don't do it Custos!

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:33 (twenty years ago) link

I am a fairly recent convert to Dave Matthews Band fandom. I seem to be the only UK based fan on this thread too. But I feel im missing out having never seen DMB live. Get your ass over to London Dave and play.
Allison (or anyone else who has seen DMB) what are they really like live? How is the live shows better than the albums?

K@te, Thursday, 7 August 2003 13:05 (twenty years ago) link

well k@te...
it goes like this- hello (insert city)!!! we're so happy to be here we just got into town from (insert city before this one) and we hope you guys are better than them, they didn't even know how to twirl!
so, you guys ready to...(rest of sentence destroyed by crowd all wailing song names in unison)...well, alright!!!
let's start this out right! here's an oldie, it's (insert pre-1997 DMB song name) and it goes out to ...(obscurred by more roaring and the sound of beachballs bouncing).
and it basically goes on from there...
see, you didn't even hafta waste yr money?

eedd, Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:11 (twenty years ago) link

Don't forget about the part where security harasses you at the gate...

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

tuesday night is Grope Night! Free Bunches of Gropes All 'Round!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

"tuesday night is Grope Night"
why do i not think this's a joke??

frat boy1 ='d00d, i'm totally feelin this hawt chick up!'
frat boy2 ='man, that's awesome, my shit's gettin felt too!'
frat boy1 ='i didn't know chick's had peni...'
frat boy2 ='d00d! that's me!!!'

oh, that's so not right...

edde, Friday, 8 August 2003 11:59 (twenty years ago) link

why do i not think this's a joke??

oh, that's just for the folks at the door.

at DMB shows, EVERY NIGHT is GROPE NIGHT.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 8 August 2003 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

I've only been to 2 shows, but they were fucking awesome because they played mostly older tunes (I don't particularly care for their last 2 albums). I would probably go to more, but I live way back in the boonies of West Virginia, which is approximately 4 hours away from anywhere they play and I don't really like them enough to drive 8 hours in one day just to see a show.
To my dismay, the parking lot wasn't as jam-packed with inebriated frat boys as I was led to believe :(
I'm just hoping that in the solo album he implements some of the old DMB characteristics...I'm really getting tired of this commercialized shit.

Allison (Allison), Friday, 8 August 2003 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

"this commercialized shit"
DMB goes POP!!!???

eedd, Friday, 8 August 2003 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

If DMB are POP then half of ILX will start to like them. I bet the Dave Matthews solo album sounds just like DMB without the wanky jams. Which presumably may make it more 'pop'? Will DMB fans (especially the 'jocks') like that?

Roger The Cabin Boy, Friday, 8 August 2003 21:32 (twenty years ago) link

you understand neither pop nor dave matthews

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:39 (twenty years ago) link

It's no question that the music has gotten progressively more pop-ish(i.e. simple riffs and lackluster lyrics) through recent years, but I think you can attribute that to his change from party boy to mature father. That's understandable...but I really hope he changes it up a little for the solo stuff.

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 9 August 2003 00:56 (twenty years ago) link

all the write ups i see keep saying stuff like "this will displease his fan base" and "it's worlds away from the DMB stuff". which, is good, and i'll give it a listen, but, i fear it'll be a bit too introspective...
supposedly, it's almost all acoustic and very "pared down".
that's all here-say and conjecture at this point.

eedd, Saturday, 9 August 2003 11:31 (twenty years ago) link

That's all subjective to which "DMB stuff" it's different from. I know I'm all for hearing something atypical and innovative from him. I'm know he CAN do it because he's done it before...but I'm still curious to find it out if he'll venture from the predictable structure that they've adapted with the past 2 albums.
All you can do then is listen. The worst that can happen is you don't like it.

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 9 August 2003 12:38 (twenty years ago) link

DAVES ALBUM IS GONNA KICK SERIOUS ASS DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!

ryan j harvey, Saturday, 16 August 2003 02:29 (twenty years ago) link

okay first of this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard! stop generalizing! he isn't only good for one audience, im a huge DMB fan and I not only listen to him but metal, jazz, funk, punk, alternative ect. and I most certainly do not where a suit to work everyday because I am a musician, all of that band is very talented and have worked hard to get where they are, also dave is a great lyric writer, his love songs are awesome, and there are alot of other songs, other then crash that someone had mentioned about, that have great meaning to them, just because you think hes voice isn't that great doesn't mean you can take away from the musical talent of the band, also to get to the point of killing someone because you don't like their music is absolutely insane! grow the hell up, just because you don't like them doesn't mean that people who do are stupid to listen to them.

Linz, Saturday, 16 August 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link

Can we please forget about this thread? Forever?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

Not until it reaches 5000 and is fed by some fish and bread

jesus, Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

I say let it starve and then crucify the carcass. If it comes back from the dead, then We'll all start posting on it again.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 16 August 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

They've been posting clips from the solo album on the official website, and I must say that so far I'm liking it a lot more than the last two. Recently, his choices of singles haven't properly denoted their collecive sound, nor have they really been any good. Gravedigger (the solo single) sounds like it could put an end to their slump, though it is a bit banal...to say the least. Just check it out, you might like the new sound.

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 16 August 2003 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe everyone should download the new Dave Matthews album from Kazaa and try it out, see what you think and everyone can post their opinions on this thread. At least you will have heard it.

Wynona & Brad, Saturday, 16 August 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

uh...no I don't think anyone will do that.

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 16 August 2003 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

They're music fans. Its perfectly clear they dont like to diss something they havent heard. They want to diss it , so they have to hear it 1st. But some of them may actually like it if they give it a chance. Even if it is just 1 or 2 people.

Wynona & Brad, Saturday, 16 August 2003 21:13 (twenty years ago) link

This is true, but I'm almost certain that they won't make an attempt to hear it and will still satirize them just as harshly.

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 16 August 2003 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

Some of us may just want to listen to other things entirely as well...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 August 2003 21:37 (twenty years ago) link

For us theres always room for more music.

Wynona & Brad, Saturday, 16 August 2003 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

Then you try to convince this lot to listen to them. A noble goal, indeed...and I've yet to succeed.

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 16 August 2003 22:24 (twenty years ago) link

now that dave has listed the mighty turin brakes cd as one of his fave records of the year will they become the new dave matthews band?

keith (keithmcl), Saturday, 16 August 2003 22:33 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews and the ICP...together again for the first time!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 16 August 2003 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is sort of a weird inverse isnt it? isnt it more typical that fans of underground and/or less popular music are trying to convince fans of popular music that techno/disco/jazz/classical/punk, etc., dont suck? i guess this was abvious all along, but for some reason, it has me laughing today.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Sunday, 17 August 2003 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

Would you really want anyone who frequents this board to hear the Dave Matthews solo album? I wouldn't. Save it for people with good taste!

Floater, Monday, 18 August 2003 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

from a friend's email: "btw, a few weeks ago i found two dave matthews cds in my apartment and have no idea of how they got here. the worst part is, no decent store'll even buy the fuckers from me."

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 18 August 2003 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

I lived in SW Virginia for a while, and that shit was crammed down my throat for about 5 years. Thats why I hate them.

Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 18 August 2003 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

I've heard the new version of "Gravedigger" many times; I was thinking about starting a thread on it. It's okay. The thing that struck me most was the orchestration in the last part of it, and how much the arrangement reminded me of Metallica's S&M album. Otherwise I'd say it's got more of a straight-ahead rock structure than his stuff with the band. I've heard a few other songs on the album but don't remember them very well. (ask me on chat about the circumstances; far to name-droppery to mention here, haha.)

teeny (teeny), Monday, 18 August 2003 23:28 (twenty years ago) link

teeny in not afraid of being gauche shocka p.s. have you heard the new Alan Jackson/Jimmy Buffett song 'cause it's a STONE COLD SMASH!

teeny (teeny), Monday, 18 August 2003 23:30 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Mathew's is an extrordinary band, chock full of etxrordinarilly talented music artists with soul and skills.

Caithlin and Jake, Tuesday, 19 August 2003 00:44 (twenty years ago) link

"I listen to [...] alternative"

Hee.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 13:57 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Mathew's is an extrordinary band

I'm really trying to comprehend the use of the apostrophe here.

Ignoring its being misplaced in a proper name (last name is Matthews, correct?) .. Did this person intend to write:
"The band that is Dave Matthews's (band) is an extrordinary (one.)"

Or is it just another dumbshit DMB fan that doesn't know how to use punctuation?

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 14:03 (twenty years ago) link

(gosh I hope I didn't typo or use improper punctuation in that post...)

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

< pedant > ahem: "Ignoring its being misplaced...."

Quite apart from the fact that you're using the wrong tense ("Ignoring it's having been misplaced....")

Other than that, carry on! < /pedant >

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 14:22 (twenty years ago) link

ahem: "Ignoring its being misplaced....

Yes? You don't think an apostrophe goes there, do you? Possessive pronoun, dude.

Touche' on the tense thing though ..

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

Of course it wsn't as good as the extraordinary [SIC people!] double-whammy in: "Dave Mathew's is an extrordinary band, chock full of etxrordinarilly talented music artists with soul and skills."!

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 14:29 (twenty years ago) link

Can we get over this "dumbshit DMB fan" stuff, please? It's really only making you seem pompous, and I think we've had enough examples of somewhat intelligent fans to dispel that idea anyway.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

Unfortunately the vast majority of those who've been posting here do seem to be absolutely intent in creating / fulfilling this stereotype....

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 15:14 (twenty years ago) link

Unfortunately, indeed.
It's getting old, which is why I think it's in order to simply discount their posts as opposed to pointing out every flaw and attributing that mistake to their musical tastes.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 15:34 (twenty years ago) link

the grammar police!
they live inside of my head!
the grammar police!
they come to me in my bed!

oh noooooooo.....

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

Seriously though, I was mesmerized by that phrase and really wanted to know what the author's intent was... But then I thought, naw - probably just an accident.

And Allison, we know not all DMB fans are idiots. This thread has just become a parody of itself .. let us have some fun. Go tell the Joy Division fans they can't spell.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

Alright then, Dave. Have fun.
Also...may I suggest that if you don't want me to take your posts personally then don't insult us as a collective fan base, refer to individuals.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

OK. But "just another dumbshit DMB fan" doesn't attack every fan - just the dumb ones.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

I actually tried downloading some Dafe Mettews Bend today - just out of curiousity, like. Anyway, Soulseek crashed my computer twice when I tried searching for DMB on it, and when I tried again just now the whole bloody server went down.

I think God is trying to tell me not to bother.

Philip Alderman (Phil A), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

"Go tell the Joy Division fans they can't spell."

Wot joo mene wee karnt spel? Tel im Doktor D.!

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 07:16 (twenty years ago) link

Butler:Sir, you do realize of course that this horse is already dead?
Master:.....MUST!!!!!... **THWACK**... KILL!! ...**THWACK**... HORSE TO!!... **THWACK** ... AVENGE!!!...**THWACK**...FATHER!!!!!!!!!

Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 21 August 2003 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

I'm ready to download some Dave Matthews myself, I don't think I've ever heard him. There's gotta be something to him if he's getting everyone so upset.

Sean (Sean), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

There's not. Aren't the people getting upset here his fans, who are upset that everyone thinks he's bland/mediocre?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

Shh! Let the guy form his own opinion.

Allison (Allison), Thursday, 21 August 2003 22:04 (twenty years ago) link

though i bet the dmb fans probably got called racists and white supremicists a lot more by bizarro nu ilm
-- trife (...), August 24th, 2003.

Today on "Useless Thread Revivals" the question of the day:
Who's more Fascistic?
A) The "Obey the Tastes dictated by the Social Majority" Reactionary Sheeple of the pro-DMB crowd...or...
B) The "Kneel Before Our Superior Taste" Bourgeois Elitist Snobs of the ILM-Elite
You Decide!*

*(Note = the previous announcement is meant only as satire, parody or farce; not as a partisan justification for any specific point of view, fan club, ideology, economic theory, ufo cult or Amway Distribution network.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 24 August 2003 06:57 (twenty years ago) link

B) The "Kneel Before Our Superior Taste" Bourgeois Elitist Snobs of the ILM-Elite

Word.

J (Jay), Sunday, 24 August 2003 11:53 (twenty years ago) link

Without attacking anyone, I don't hate the guy (like I hate certain un-elected officials and Billy Joel), I just don't like his music. He occasionally brays like a mule and the overall effect of his music is, well, blandish.

Brandon Welch (Brandon Welch), Sunday, 24 August 2003 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 28 August 2003 21:03 (twenty years ago) link


DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 29 August 2003 12:30 (twenty years ago) link

no!!!
we can not let this not go on...
wait double negative implies the positive...
ok...
we can't not let this not go on...
(3x negative would reverse the implied positive, thereby making it a reverse-double negative=positve)

edde, Friday, 29 August 2003 16:11 (twenty years ago) link

RE: Live -vs- Die --- Is that referring to the thread or the band?

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 29 August 2003 17:22 (twenty years ago) link

I think dave matthews writes some terrific melodic pop/rock. Much more complex than say matchbox 20. perhaps all the hate should be reserved for bands like that instead.

Rocket Man, Friday, 29 August 2003 18:20 (twenty years ago) link

Well, then, Rocket Man...Please feel free to post a Matchbox 20: Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad and Hated
(Might as well, This thread is taking too long to load.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 29 August 2003 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

ya read my mind ...

There's enough hate to go around. If you start a "Matchbox 20: Name your reasons why are they so bad and hated" thread, they will come.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 29 August 2003 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

Matchbox 20 has good solid traditional song structure though, where DMB relys more on emotion and a touch of jambandystuff to loosely drape over their song structure. This does allow them more complexity, but MB20 has had more solid radio hits due to their traditional structure.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 29 August 2003 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

I wonder what would happen if someone were to post a "Matchbox 20: Name your reasons why are they so great and respected" thread...what would happen?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 29 August 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

for some reason, i don't feel like posting the "Hooray!" image macro this time.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

Let us not lock this thread EVAH!

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 29 August 2003 19:50 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, but every time we post, we make it harder and harder and harder for the Creed and Matchbox 20 threads to catch up...

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 30 August 2003 03:13 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band are the worst band ever. With the worst vocalist ever. If DMB fans hate Creed its because they are jealous of a great singer. Do not compare creed to dmb. Creed rock and DMB suck.

Ricky, Saturday, 30 August 2003 05:07 (twenty years ago) link

No. I think you've been misinformed. You see, even though a lot of people don't like DMB, but it wouldn't be because they think they suck. They're all irrefuably talented musicians, which would make your statement entirely false.
Saying Creed rocks would also be incorrect, because uh...they don't.

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:09 (twenty years ago) link

ya know, i hate me some DMB, but, i think that is eclipsed by my total and utter hatred of scott stapp...
at least i don't hear as much DMB as i used to but creed still manages to be everywhere...
maybe it's just pittsburgh.
home of the mullet that never left.

eedd, Saturday, 30 August 2003 12:42 (twenty years ago) link

Scott Stapp is a great singer. As pointed out above Dave Matthews sings like a muppet.
Dave Matthews Band are awful, as the amount of postings to this thread proves.

Creed Fan, Sunday, 31 August 2003 23:11 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band are far more original than Creed. Far superior musicians and far better in concert. At least dave doesnt get so stoned that he cant remember the words and the band dont get sued by 'fans'. Creed are the worst band in the world then its Pearl jam. Scott Stapp is just an Eddie Vedder clone.

DMB Fan 666, Monday, 1 September 2003 02:36 (twenty years ago) link

Scott may have a nice voice, but it's also extremely impassive. Dave has about a billion styles of singing, all of which represent different moods or feelings. The Creed guy only has one fucking sound that reminds me of gurgling. Don't compare Creed to DMB. Ever.

Allison (Allison), Monday, 1 September 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

Scott Stapp is a far superior singer to Dave Matthews. Creed rock a lot harder than DMB ever could. I cant imagine anything more boring than a Dave Matthews Band concert. Except maybe for a Dave Matthews solo concert.
Will he have bongo solos?

Jonty, Monday, 1 September 2003 02:55 (twenty years ago) link

Im surprised theres a Creed : Name Your Reasons Why Are They So Bad And REALLY Hated thread. I didnt know that there was internet connections in trailer parks now. Most Creed fans ive met are stupid jocks who's knuckles drag along the ground , they are unwashed, have mullets and are illiterate.
If comic book guy was here he would say "Creed: worst band ever"
(Wish I could've put a picture up with him saying that)

Dennis, Monday, 1 September 2003 03:08 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.btinternet.com/~michaelkelly8/cbg.gif

Slump Man (Slump Man), Monday, 1 September 2003 03:23 (twenty years ago) link

Does rocking harder=superiority? Now, there's a new concept.
Also, his long hair just doesn't do it for me. Makes me sick, actually.
(no offence to Ned, his is hot)

Allison (Allison), Monday, 1 September 2003 03:25 (twenty years ago) link

I just read this entire thread, from beginning to end. Can anyone here tell me why I did this?
Oh, and Creed sucks.

totalbastard, Monday, 1 September 2003 07:07 (twenty years ago) link

This thread, as with analysis of soil stratum, reveals the essence of ILM: musical pedantry, jokes about gay men and unadulterated Creed hate. Don't we just love it?

JP Almeida (JP Almeida), Monday, 1 September 2003 09:25 (twenty years ago) link

But who exactly do you all hate more. Creed or Dave Matthews Band?

U2 Fan, Monday, 1 September 2003 12:51 (twenty years ago) link

(no offence to Ned, his is hot)

Aw, well thank ya.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 September 2003 12:55 (twenty years ago) link

Creed claim to be christians. Christians & Jocks & Mullets. Says it all really.

DMB Fan, Monday, 1 September 2003 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

I have not heard very much Dave Matthews, and therefore can't really comment. I feel you should all know this.

Shmuel Marmorstein (shmuel), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band To Rock Central Park


The day after Dave Matthews' releases his RCA solo debut, "Some Devil," the Dave Matthews Band will play a benefit show in New York's Central Park that is expected to draw upwards of 100,000 people. Full details of the Sept. 24 event will be announced Friday (Sept. 12).

America Online is sponsoring the show and is using it to hype the newest version of its software, AOL 9.0. The concert, which RCA will tape for an immediate DVD and CD release, will be held on the park's Great Lawn and will raise funds for the AOL Concert for the Schools! program, which will benefit The Fund for Public Schools of New York City and the Music Resource Center in DMB's homebase of Charlottesville, Va.

Tickets are free and can be obtained through AOL and DMB's official fan association, the Warehouse. Donations of at least $25 are requested and all seats are general admission. The band is also offering Warehouse/fan club members "preferred viewing section passes," which includes access to a backstage barbecue picnic and an exclusive viewing area on the Great Lawn

"Some Devil," which features guest appearances from regular Matthews collaborator Tim Reynolds and Phish's Trey Anastasio, will kickstart a busy season for Matthews-related releases. According to a source, a CD/DVD of the Central Park show will be released in November, followed early next year by a three-DVD/six-CD collection taped at the band's three-night September 2002 stand at the Gorge in George, Wash.

Old Dave Matthews Fan From Before He Was Popular, Tuesday, 9 September 2003 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

a CD/DVD of the Central Park show will be released in November, followed early next year by a three-DVD/six-CD collection

..Always leave them wanting more....

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 09:22 (twenty years ago) link

And I bet he sues the stores that sell bootlegs of it. Bastards.

Sammy J, Thursday, 11 September 2003 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

new John Mayer - Heavier Things

New Subthread here-
Taking Sides John Mayer Vs Dave Matthews Solo !

I say John Mayer. I also heard his single did very well in the UK, Something DMB has never done.

Forbidden Planet, Friday, 12 September 2003 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

We dont want either. We never ever gave you ANYONE as bad as these guys. So you send us John Mayer !!!

The UK, Friday, 12 September 2003 06:58 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band is the GREATEST band ever. There is so much to listen for in his songs. He is not like that crappy rap stuff were it all sounds the same. There is so many different types, of music in the band. They actually have the right to call themselves a band. There is so much tallent between Dave, Stefan, Carter, Leroi, and Boyd. No other band right now has as much talent as those guys. If there is I would like to know who. Just by the variation in their music should tell you how great of a band they really are.

Mark, Tuesday, 16 September 2003 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band is the GREATEST band ever. There is so much to listen for in his songs. He is not like that crappy rap stuff were it all sounds the same. There is so many different types, of music in the band. They actually have the right to call themselves a band. There is so much tallent between Dave, Stefan, Carter, Leroi, and Boyd. No other band right now has as much talent as those guys. If there is I would like to know who. Just by the variation in their music should tell you how great of a band they really are.

Mark, Tuesday, 16 September 2003 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

I hate them because my entire neighborhood has been shut down so they can do a concert!!! You'd think Dave Matthews was the President.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 17:06 (twenty years ago) link

Well...he should be.

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

I wonder what his policy is on Iraq.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

"hike up your burqua a little more, show your oil to me"

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 20:17 (twenty years ago) link

His political views are in here somewhere, probably in numerous bloody piles from being picked apart and criticized by the fiends of ILM. They're far more practical than Bush's if I remember correctly.
I think all earnings from that concert go to NYC schools or something, so the cause may be worthy of having your neighborhood shut down for a night.

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

Not really, the schoolkids here are assholes.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

Well maybe some more cash in their pockets will change that, no?

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 21:05 (twenty years ago) link

ally otm about nyc schoolkids being assholes

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

There is a superfluous "nyc" in that sentence.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

yes, this is a big benefit for NYC schools (though I'm not sure how the money collected is going to compare to the $50M Bill and Melinda dropped for charter schools last week). and it's also a massive promotion for some new AOL campaign. ah, synergy.

Dave did put a vague, Rodney King-ish statement opposing the war on his website a few months ago.

(as something of an "old" DMB fan - from the minarets era if that means anything to our googlers - and ILX irregular, one day I'll post something here. but not today.)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 21:37 (twenty years ago) link

Haha, yeah, cos the million that AOL Time Warner is donating for this concert is really going to find its way into making schools a better place for kids and not into the pockets of NYC bureaucrats, not at all!

FYI the amount of manpower etc being used up to block down all the damn streets just in case--GASP--a nonticketholder for the Dave Matthews event tries to get near the park to--GASP--hear Dave Matthews is probably negating a similar amount of money out of the city coffers. There is absolutely no fucking reason for the amount of security going on right now. There are concerts in the park ALL THE TIME and this is the first time I've ever seen this.

I'm kind of hoping that this bullshit was the call of AOL Time Warner and NOT Matthews, because if Matthews insisted on this, he's a dick. You can't even enter the park unless you go all the way up or all the way down, because, again, god forbid a nonticketholder (to a FREE event, wtf?) hears the, uh, dulcet tones of the Dave.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

Well...he should be [elected president].
I promise, If elected, to make legalize both contact highs (*crowds roars with appoval*) and date rape (*crowds pauses, and a few frat boys roar with appoval*)

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 25 September 2003 10:31 (twenty years ago) link

Anyway I'm not knocking their concert really, it was a joke but if people are going to be all bloody serious about it, you might as well know the truth about the whole shenanegans. It was mentalism! I could get into the UN easier than I could've gotten into the park yesterday.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 12:05 (twenty years ago) link

There are concerts in the park ALL THE TIME and this is the first time I've ever seen this.

To be fair, they really don't have full scale rock concerts on the Great Lawn very often at all. This isn't anything like Summer Stage, you know.

How was it a few years back when Garth Brooks played there?

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

Garth Brooks played there? I obviously had no difficulties as I don't recall it happening.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 25 September 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, I bet there was a bit of confusion in NYC last night. Heard something of 90,000 people, largest concert ever. Yikes.

Allison (Allison), Thursday, 25 September 2003 20:14 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, there was a massive Garth Brooks show there back in the late 90s, it was a really big deal. They have classical concerts on the Great Lawn fairly often, but the enormous pop concerts come only once in a while. The notable mega-shows that they've had in the past on the same scale have been Paul Simon, Simon & Garfunkel, Diana Ross, and Barbra Streisand.

There's no need to get too whiny about it. It's just a special occasion.

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Thursday, 25 September 2003 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

yeah Ally stop harshing people's mellow

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 25 September 2003 22:09 (twenty years ago) link

I could get into the UN easier than I could've gotten into the park yesterday.

The reasons for that scream for a thread. Anyhoo, mix free music and a huge space with nice weather, and you'll always get mentalism. (God forbid if you were actually trying to get exercise, there!)

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 25 September 2003 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

I can't believe I skipped that Garth show; I totally forgot about that.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 25 September 2003 22:37 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.blacktable.com/blair030926.htm

"Personally, I'd rather get fist-fucked by Ann Coulter than sit through a Dave Matthews concert. But that's just me."

disco stu (disco stu), Saturday, 27 September 2003 16:02 (twenty years ago) link

haha. i bet ann coulter wouldn't even lube up

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Saturday, 27 September 2003 16:14 (twenty years ago) link

That's weird...that guy gives about as many reasons for hating them as you all do.

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 27 September 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Ok... his voice is like nails on a chalkboard and he is gay

Jordan Bass, Saturday, 18 October 2003 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

come ON, people! the Kill Bill threads are starting to catch up to this one!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 20 October 2003 05:08 (twenty years ago) link

No comments on Dave's solo effort? I am saddened (by the solo effort, not the lack of comments).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:17 (twenty years ago) link

Now by Queertin Tortillini:
"KILL DAVE, VOL 1"
Starring Uma Thurman as the chick who repeatedly kicks Dave Matthews in his goolies for three hours straight.
Lucy Liu as the chick who repeatedly bashes Dave Matthews in his head with a ball peen hammer. and
David Carradine as the guy who sits on the sidelines in an easy chair and laughs about it.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

Um. I'm sorry I said anything now.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 October 2003 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

Ok, I'm pretty sure you haven't actually listened to the solo album, don't knock it until you've heard it. It's unlike anything he's done with the band, and maybe you'd like the new sound.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:11 (twenty years ago) link

I've heard good reviews of it from people who hate Dave Matthews. Still, I'm doubtful that I will listen to it. .. But I'm also doubtful that I'll listen to the new Cure record or Lou Reed's The Raven anytime soon.... More of a matter of spending time wisely than being closed-minded.

Still, Dave suxor!

As this thread takes fer fucking ever to load, I found myself reading some of the banter toward the top - I think everyone needs to read this thread again, as it's completely hilarious. And it deserves some kind of award - A Pulitzer, A Peabody or two, maybe a Tony or the Nobel Prize for ... uh, guffaws (new category?)

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 11:00 (twenty years ago) link

I'm really only commenting on "Gravedigger", which does the neat trick of being DMB filtered through the eyes of a high school goth.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 12:44 (twenty years ago) link

For the love of God why won't it die?!!!

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 12:46 (twenty years ago) link

http://members.aon.at/frankenstein/images/reanimator.jpg
Because it is pumped to the gills on my new formula!

Dr Herbert West (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 12:51 (twenty years ago) link

Then it's a good thing the rest of the album sounds nothing like Gravedigger. Put your DMB generalizations aside for a moment and have a listen. You still may not like it, but at least you'll have some sort of backing for your insults.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 18:25 (twenty years ago) link

B-b-but I still haven't run out of insults for "Gravedigger" yet!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

I have to admire your patience here, Allison. (As for me, taking the time to listen to a Dave Matthews solo album is quite low on my priority list.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

Well then, don't stop now, Dan.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

wow is this the longest running thread ever on ILM (Jay-Z vs. Nas aside...?)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

the Keiji Haino tribute on the DM solo album did come as a big surprise to me, I must say

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:10 (twenty years ago) link

You stinky loveable liar, John. (Oh yeah, how did the rest of the tour go?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...
November bump. It's a new month, there's bound to be new reasons for HATE.

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

I still hate that charleston dance he does.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:51 (twenty years ago) link

No, really there aren't.

(xp See?)

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Anyone got any xmas goodwill towards Dave?

Dave Matthews Strikes Back, Monday, 1 December 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

Wow. Big thread. Who the fuck is Dave Matthews and why should I hate him?

Nu-Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 1 December 2003 14:19 (twenty years ago) link

You shouldn't.

Allison (Allison), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

I think DMB kinda rocks. And he is a nice guy.

fletrejet, Monday, 1 December 2003 21:19 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...
You guys all suck, you wouldn't know real music if it bit you in the ass. Have you nothing better to do than complain about DMB? Honestly, people. I'm sure he's better than all of you, and you are all retards. I say that and I'm not even a huge fan of Dave, I just know he's better than you retards. By the way, I bet you like crappy music.

jo jo, Sunday, 21 December 2003 03:05 (twenty years ago) link

Die.

Allison (Allison), Sunday, 21 December 2003 03:09 (twenty years ago) link

I agree with jojo, i hate people who are such insane-fucking-losers they sit around and complain about how much they hate shit. Fuck you, let's see you create something. At least his stuff sounds different that the other stuff out there, and if you think it is crap, then fine, that's ok, there is different music out there for you. I won't come make a page about how much Ja Rule sucks or Limp Bizkit, Alan Jackson, Three Doors Down, Nine Inch Nails, or whoever you ass hats enjoy listening to. at least he didn't rip someone off like john mayer or countless Korn rip-offs

NolanB, Sunday, 21 December 2003 03:24 (twenty years ago) link

Grover was born to sing Wedding Present songs. (super-duper-triple-dog-x-post)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 21 December 2003 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

Um, did you guys read what the title of this thread was?

oops (Oops), Sunday, 21 December 2003 03:38 (twenty years ago) link

Don't think I've ever heard them. Weren't they the band that some of the Friends (TV) were all worked up about some years ago? I remember being amused recently when AOL kept running news items about NYC having it's panties twisted in knots with excitement about a free DMB concert (sponsored by AOL). But I can't hate what I don't know. Maybe there's a force-field in Flatbush that keeps them away.

dlp9001, Sunday, 21 December 2003 03:46 (twenty years ago) link

"Ja Rule, Limp Bizkit, Alan Jackson, Three doors Down, Nine inch Nails..."

Wow. Nolanb has ILX bang to rights. We shoulda never started those
'Ja Rule and Limp Bizkit: post your words of praise for these god-like geniuses' threads. How can we stop advertising our musical tastes so blatantly, so fanboyishly?

pete s, Sunday, 21 December 2003 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

HaHaHa. yeah i knew they were your favorites, glad someone caught that.

NolanB, Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

I won't come make a page about how much Ja Rule sucks or Limp Bizkit, Alan Jackson, Three Doors Down, Nine Inch Nails, or whoever you ass hats enjoy listening to.

Actually, NolanB, if you care to look around our fine little bulletin board, you'll many many pages where people show their love or hate (or both) for just about every musical artist ever. (Take a look here, for instance -- though it's a pretty big page and you may have to scroll down for links to pages about more famous bands.)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:22 (twenty years ago) link

I forgot how insanely long this thread was.

I will mention again that I discovered lately that one of my favorite salsa partners (who is increasingly also a friend) likes Dave Matthews a lot. My last girlfriend, who was also a very good dancer, said favorable things about him. Neither of these people fit the boring yuppie Dave Matthews Band stereotype, not in my judgment anyway.

Maybe ILMers just hate him because enticing women like him.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:29 (twenty years ago) link

(Not that ILM is 100% male, but I think we can agree that it is predominantly male.)

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:39 (twenty years ago) link

But disproportionately gay...maybe?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:47 (twenty years ago) link

we've been told several times that we're all gay.

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 21 December 2003 04:48 (twenty years ago) link

You may have a point, Michael Daddino. Oh well, bad theory.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 21 December 2003 05:03 (twenty years ago) link

Actually I don't hate them or anything...like a number of other mainstream rock bands, at best they're merely OK enough to make me sometimes wish they were better.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 21 December 2003 05:27 (twenty years ago) link

Dave's band is cool 'cause they can play 10,000 miles an hour. Pure technical virtuosity prowess talent that you can't mass produce. And "Ants Marching" is fucking fantastic. So dig that and forget about his stupid piggy voice. And the fact that his last three albums have been ridiculously shite. He used to be really good!! Promise!!

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 21 December 2003 07:17 (twenty years ago) link

Dave doesn't sing, he scrodals. Singing from the scrotum.

Jim Reckling (Jim Reckling), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

Because someone I know, who makes fun of everyone and is just really rude, likes them.

Aja (aja), Sunday, 21 December 2003 16:39 (twenty years ago) link

Aja, I knew several people like that in high school who liked Led Zepplin and Black Sabbath, but that didn't completely turn me against those groups (though it may have delayed listening to them more).

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, 21 December 2003 17:59 (twenty years ago) link

Just because I said it doesn't mean it's true.

Aja (aja), Sunday, 21 December 2003 18:02 (twenty years ago) link

This thread isn't as funny as it used to be.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 22 December 2003 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

I will start by saying that I read and considered every post on this page.
I truely agree with Dave Matthews' anti-Bush, anti-war stance. We live in a troubled and conflicted world and everything we can do to create peace is imperative.
People love the music of DMB. Therefore there are things about DMB to be loved. But people also hate DMB. Ergo, there are things to be hated. For us Hatas to become Luvas DMB must change. Perhaps become more Joey Ramone-esque. Or even Ian Curtis-esque, DANZIG-ESQUE!
But then the current fans will find themselves abandoned, they will cry "What happened to the Dave we love? Dude, he sux. Hz nu fans r awl gay!"
Ah, conflict and strife. Conflict and strife. The only answer then is this.
Dave put down the guitar and step da' fuck away from the mic.

Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Monday, 22 December 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

he's gonna be in some kids movie about a dog named winn dixie soon.

Felcher (Felcher), Monday, 22 December 2003 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
GOD THIS BOARD SUCKS. DAVE IS THE BEST GUITAR PLAYER EVER AND HE WRITES GREAT SONG AND HE IS GOOD TO HIS BAND (WHICH IS ALSO AWESOME) SO YOU SHOULD NOT BE COMPLANING. YOU ALL SUCK ASS IN MULTIPLES OF TEN. I HOPE YOU CHOKE.

Kyle T.R., Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago) link

Please God lock this.

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

oh come on nick! "you all suck ass in multiples of ten. I hope you choke!" MORE PLZ!!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

I was about to say, there's no real reason to lock it or anything.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

lock it?!

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 24 January 2004 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

*looks up at start of thread* Man, I had forgotten how much Spencer loathed him! It's like he turned into me vis-a-vis Justin for a second. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

No no no it's like the end of Akira; soon enough the Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated. thread will become huge and tumescent and consume us all in rapturous agony, ILX will be subsumed into one giant Dave Matthews flap and all known life will cease.

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

yay =)

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 24 January 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

Now if I could really believe that was Allison...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago) link

"1490 older messages are hidden". Man, what a world!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago) link

i just would like to say "the last great american band" has left the building and are boarding their flight to Irrelevance, NJ. where many hope they will stay.

i HAVE heard the dave solo.
and i even gave it 4-7 spins.
and you know what?
it still smacks of someone who really shouldn't have made any albums, but still managed to fanagle a career out of a one trick pony. and he's gonna be in a kids movie?!!! defiling the youth further.

and that article in rolling stone really set me straight. it's hard to be dave. as i'm sure it's hard to be ani.
wait, no...it's not hard to be either of them!
those filthy rich richies!!!! trustafarians!!!!!!!
CLASS WAR.
eh.
or not.

eedd, Saturday, 24 January 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago) link

Yea, I wonder if we can bait Ani DiFranco fans with their unshaven armpits and birkinstocks onto here to defend that cow.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

That's a rude thing to say about Tim Finney!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 January 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago) link

well, if Ani fans are anything like DMB fans (and they sadly ARE) it wouldn't be hard to blow a thread up about her.
in fact, it theoretically could overshadow this one...
hmmmm....
me thinks that could vaguely entertaining.

eedd, Saturday, 24 January 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

Tim does shave his pits, so I heard. As does Nickalicious.

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago) link

In fact sometimes they shave each other's pits, while singing "Adam & Eve".

Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago) link

THE. THREAD. THAT. WOULD. NOT. DIE.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago) link

I thought it was "Ebony & Ivory", only they changed it to "Ivory & Hippie".

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago) link

this thread will outlast humanity itself!!
and then will become stagnant as all the respone-bots keep posting inane responses like-
"d00d, fuk 4ll y4'll!!11! F4GZ~!!1!!"

and whatnot and whathave you.

aliens will crack out primitive binary ways and discover that this sole thread will have continued without human intervention for over 1000 years. thus, the aliens will also find DMB repulsive if only by default, due to this thread.

and so, the cosmos will be saved. all found DMB cd's will be promptly destroyed, so as to not sully the alien races' evolved sense of taste.
humanity will be remembered fondly for at least knowing what was truly crap.

eedd, Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:29 (twenty years ago) link

out=our
durf.

eedd, Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:31 (twenty years ago) link

"DAVE ROXXXX! YOU R ALL GAY!

http://members.rogers.com/hartin/pics/vav/zombies.jpg

Attack of the Undead DMB Fanbase (vassifer), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

Alright, keep the cheapshots coming.

Allison (Allison), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago) link

I have to say you're pretty patient here, Allison. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 January 2004 02:12 (twenty years ago) link

Might as well be, I don't stand much of a chance.

Allison (Allison), Sunday, 25 January 2004 02:24 (twenty years ago) link

It could very well be time to start a new thread, ya herd.

ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 25 January 2004 05:41 (twenty years ago) link

THE. THREAD. THAT. WOULD. NOT. DIE.

Maybe someone should lock it. I mean, people are going to keep posting because there is an endless amount of reasons why they are hated.

Aja (aja), Sunday, 25 January 2004 05:45 (twenty years ago) link

...all of them correct, btw...

ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 25 January 2004 05:53 (twenty years ago) link

Well yeah!

Aja (aja), Sunday, 25 January 2004 05:58 (twenty years ago) link

A co-worker of mine recently got a DMB-related tatoo on her ankle.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Sunday, 25 January 2004 07:21 (twenty years ago) link

That's terrible!

Aja (aja), Sunday, 25 January 2004 07:24 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, blow me.

Allison (Allison), Sunday, 25 January 2004 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

Calling your band "The Dave Matthews Band" after "Dave Matthews" is like prefacing everything you say with "We have no ideas, but...".

Maxell Smart, Sunday, 25 January 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

"Calling your band "The Dave Matthews Band" after "Dave Matthews" is like prefacing everything you say with "We have no ideas, but...".
-- Maxell Smart (chapter2ofword...)"


I'm buying you a pizza.

Stupid (Stupid), Sunday, 25 January 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

there needs to be threads like this!
i say, more bands need people to tell them when enough is enough.
for DMB, that should've been around 1996.
possibly sooner based on the amount of bad impersonators that have been spawned in their evil wake...

ok, not evil, just dumb.

eedd, Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:42 (twenty years ago) link

It's like comparing Backstreet Boys to George Bush...there is no comparisson.
This comment needs its own thread.

sym (shmuel), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

Both provide a funky new perspective on either bubblegum tradition or foreign policy.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

Both would benefit from the nailgun treatment.

sym (shmuel), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

both are severely averse to significant others (girlfriends; Western countries) wanting it in a way that they are unwilling to hear about

nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago) link

Grammys to include Beatle tribute


The Beatles' debut on the Ed Sullivan Show attracted 73m viewers
Sting will be among artists staging a special tribute to The Beatles during Sunday evening's Grammy Awards ceremony, it has been announced.
The tribute will mark the 40th anniversary of the Fab Four's first US television appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show.

Rock singer DAVE MATTHEWS, R&B star Pharrell Williams and country singer Vince Gill will also join the tribute.

Other stars to perform at the Grammys include Prince and Justin Timberlake.

The Beatles' tribute marks a landmark event in US television history - when the group appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show on 9 February 1964.

Beatlemania

The appearance is credited as the moment when Beatlemania crossed the Atlantic, with an estimated 73 million people tuning in to see the show, with crime rates reportedly dropping in US cities during the broadcast.


Sting is among musicians lined-up for the tribute

The group performed I Want To Hold Your Hand, She Loves You, All My Loving, Till There Was You and I Saw Here Standing There.

They went on to make three more appearances on the show.


This year's Grammy Awards ceremony in Los Angeles - the 46th - will also include live appearances by the Black Eyed Peas and Beyonce Knowles.

Knowles is among the leading contenders with six nominations - the same number as rap star Jay-Z and R&B-hip-hop act Outkast.

Timberlake, Eminem and Missy Elliott are among nine artists with five nominations each.


DaveNewsBot, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 02:21 (twenty years ago) link

I'll get milk & cookies for eferyone when this thread reaches 2000 posts!

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

well here's one more, to prolong the agony.

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

What kind of cookies?

Aja (aja), Thursday, 5 February 2004 00:03 (twenty years ago) link

the smell of this thread is honking up the whole board......someone put it in the trash!

pete s, Thursday, 5 February 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago) link

But I want milk and cookies!

Aja (aja), Thursday, 5 February 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago) link

Aja has the Right Idea.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 5 February 2004 00:14 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, I guess so.

But seriously...

What kind of cookies?!

Aja (aja), Thursday, 5 February 2004 00:17 (twenty years ago) link

haters of this thread are so clue-lacking - if I ever get a tattoo, it's gonna say 3299377

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 5 February 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

Why not:

Many people agree the Dave Matthews Band SUCKS!!!

Aja (aja), Thursday, 5 February 2004 00:22 (twenty years ago) link

Not me!!

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 5 February 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago) link

I didn't say everyone.

You like the Dave Matthews Band?! How can you?

Aja (aja), Thursday, 5 February 2004 03:04 (twenty years ago) link

Because their songs are catchy and they're all, like, ridiculous virtuosos on their respective instruments. Especially their drummer, Carter Beauford. That guy belongs in some kind of drummer's hall-of-fame. Ever heard the live version of "Lie in Our Graves"? Jeez, how the FUCK can ANYBODY play that fast?

This thread is funny.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 5 February 2004 03:20 (twenty years ago) link

You're crazy!

Aja (aja), Thursday, 5 February 2004 03:23 (twenty years ago) link

What kind of cookies?!
erm ... how about chocolate chip? i could also make some nice banana/caramel muffins.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 5 February 2004 10:27 (twenty years ago) link

I hate bananas. Love caramel though.

Aja (aja), Friday, 6 February 2004 05:44 (twenty years ago) link

Dave could vindicate his existence if he were to release the following as a limited edition single:

"It's Not Easy Being Green" b/w "The Rainbow connection"

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 6 February 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago) link

Lambchop has dibs on "It's Not Easy Being Green"

Dave could vindicate his existence if he were to write a decent song.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 6 February 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago) link

with Apologies to Jim Henson and Sam Pottle
(sing this to the tune of "Muppet Show Theme")

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the joints
t's time to meet Dave Matthews on the Dave Matthews Show tonight.

It's time to put up with him
It's time to look up her dress
It's time to raise the curtain on the Dave Matthews Show tonight.

(Alex in NYC and Nick Southall as Waldorf and Statler)
        Why do we always come here
        I guess we'll never know
        It's like a kind of torture
        To have to watch the shmoe

And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most diabolical irritational coprophagial Daveatastical
This is what we call the Dave Matthews Show!

(Sax player blows one off-key note and then self-destructs)

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 6 February 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

Can we have the cookies now? I'm hungry NOW!!

Aja (aja), Friday, 6 February 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago) link

No pushing. There's enough for everybody.
http://www.bruffins.com/cookies.jpg

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 6 February 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

Yummm.


Now were's the milk?

Aja (aja), Friday, 6 February 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

Aja, you've taken the groundless genralizations to an entirely new level. For this, I thank you.

Allison (Allison), Friday, 6 February 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

what are cookies doing in a dave mattews thread/

panda (latebloomer), Friday, 6 February 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

Overshadowing Dave's appeal.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 6 February 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

this is the only thing the internet should have on it currently.
this thread.
and more pics of cookies.
and kittens.
everybody loves kittens.
and cookies.

btw- love the Muppets theme take. tre funny!

oh, and DMB continue to suck, new levels of bad music are being plumbed, brand new depths are being gauged, as we type.

allsion, if every DMB fan stuck in as hard as you, maybe this thread would've stopped 1000+ posts ago...

celebrity sniper, where are you!??
you missed courtney love.
you only nicked fred durst.
you got Elliot Smith but he wasn't even a freaking target!!
gawd, i think i need to pick up the mantle or something....

eedd, Friday, 6 February 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago) link

and more pics of cookies.
and kittens.
everybody loves kittens.
and cookies.

And if we were to make cookies out of kittens....?

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 7 February 2004 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

No. We need kittens surrounded by cookies.

Aja (aja), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago) link

I could only get cats making cookies.

http://www.gocollect.com/images/CalicoKittens/300/720712.jpg

Aja (aja), Saturday, 7 February 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

Aja == most brilliant ILM member.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 7 February 2004 06:33 (twenty years ago) link

Thank you!

Aja (aja), Saturday, 7 February 2004 06:40 (twenty years ago) link

Wow. All I can say is that I spent my entire evening reading this whole thread. I normally post more to ILE than ILM, but the beauty of this thread has made me begin to reconsider that approach.

Allison, I thought the first album was decent. I seem to recall liking at least 4 of the songs, particularly "So Much to Say." I did listen to the next two albums. More than once even, and nothing particularly caught my interest. I mean nothing. In fact I found it odd that the stuff was so devoid of anything that might make me notice. I mean, not even one little spot where I went, "oh, that's kinda cool." I was aware of being bummed that the stuff I liked on the first record didn't even appear briefly on the others.

I hope that makes you feel a little less alone on this thread.

For the record, I like Killing Joke, though not as much as Alex. And my favorite band is They Might Be Giants, and I'm not afraid to admit it even though I know there are folks around here who may give me shit for it.

martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 7 February 2004 11:30 (twenty years ago) link

I don't even know what the first album is. I guess you're talking about UTTAD, which is still one of my favorites but not the best. I'm surprisd that more ILMers don't stick up for BTCS, the only reasons for this that I can think of is that they haven't heard it(it is one of the lesser known albums) or just don't care. I've already admitted that anything released after crash is corporate shit. In fact, the only reason I stick it out here is because I know the older stuff, their only music worth listening to, is sadly being either overlooked or brushed aside. You're missing out.

Allison (Allison), Saturday, 7 February 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

could we possibly devolve this thread any further?
i mean, if we could totally derail it into kittens and cookies for another 100+ posts, i'd be totally happy.

in fact, let's just go with kittens.
maybe kittens with anti-DMB propaganda...
hmmm, nah!
kittens. just kittens.

oooooh, OR ferrets playing.
a room full of ferrets playing!!!
sweet mother of gawd, what fun!!!!!!!!

eedd, Saturday, 7 February 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.wfmu.org/~irene/images/cat_guitar.gif

Aja (aja), Saturday, 7 February 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

For the record, I like Killing Joke, though not as much as Alex. And my favorite band is They Might Be Giants, and I'm not afraid to admit it even though I know there are folks around here who may give me shit for it.
No martin, you are not alone in proudly wearing your prosthetic forehead. I'm wearing mine right now.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:57 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
Face it...ALL OF YOU DAVE MATTHEWS haters are just jealous cuz he is a bad ass, his music is beyond your level of comprehension, and he has a nice HYNIE! Want to touch the HYNIE! Ohh ohh baby....

Abby, Friday, 12 March 2004 02:29 (twenty years ago) link

he is a bad ass but he has a nice hynie? tricky.

is this officially the longest thread ever?

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 March 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

You should thank me for these random fans appearing with their words of wisdom. You really should!

Mr Google, Friday, 12 March 2004 12:50 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Who do you all like to listen to?

Greg, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago) link

Wolf Eyes: they make Dave Matthews look like a shitty college bar band.

Lil' Won Jilliams (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago) link

I've been hearing about this internet discussion for months now. One of my fans mentioned it to me after a gig in Winnepeg, I think. She was pretty upset about it, but I didn't care. I usually don't bother with stuff like this. But then I kept hearing about it, so i decided to check it out. It's actually very funny. And although I'm a little offended by some of the things people wrote, not everyone has the same taste - I realize that. But some of that shit is just hilarious. Some of my fans need to lighten up, yeah .. but that's people in general, isn't it?

I gotta go - (must keep sucking!) ...Assholes!

-Dave

Dave Matthews (Dave225), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

JAJAJAJA!!! Is this for real?!
Wow! ilxor rules!!

Cacaman Flores, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 00:51 (twenty years ago) link

Wow is that weird. I was just going to comment how sad it is that while something along the lines of this

The Warlocks

is so short, this one here might be the longest ILisforloveM thread . . . And there's Dave! Dave, if that is or isn't you, bravo.

otto, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 03:26 (twenty years ago) link

the email address makes me think it unlikely, but it was a v v good approximation

minolta (minolta), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago) link

Dave Matthews is nothing short of one of the greatest song writers to emerge in the past decade

I'm choking back vomit.

djdee2005, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 06:10 (twenty years ago) link

show all details: Dave Matthews = dave225?

willem (willem), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 06:24 (twenty years ago) link

Wow, you're good.

But that's what Dave told me over the phone yesterday. He didn't have time to log in.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 11:30 (twenty years ago) link

Two thousand Posts? Really?

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 11:40 (twenty years ago) link

Well, not far off. Anyway, I have never heared any Dave Mattheys Band, knowingly. Obv I am UK based. So what would their big hit be? in the same way as "ionlyyywannaaabewidyouggghhhhh" was recognisable for that band that Noel Gallagher thought were a damn sight worse than Blur... (forget now)

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 11:43 (twenty years ago) link

It must die, it must die. It's like a bloody rugby ball as it is. Once again this beast has ruined my evening.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 11:51 (twenty years ago) link

I actually gave the Dave Matthews Band a halfway non-negative review once. They're definitely an interesting band, even though I don't like them much. And Dave seems like a smart fella. Anyway, here it is:

http://launch.yahoo.com/read/album.asp?contentID=7215

chuck, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

They're definitely an interesting band,

Err......their music isn't.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

It IS, Alex! They've got a really original sound! Which isn't to say they're GOOD. But they're way less generic sounding than, say, Nirvana ever were (which again, isn't to say I like them more; I don't, but mainly because I can't get past the guy's voice...)

chuck, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

But they're way less generic sounding than, say, Nirvana ever were

Very true, actually. Chuck wins a beer!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago) link

you morons do not know about good music, and those of you who slander dmb and have not even attended a show are completely ignorant and idiotic. so please before you degrade them at least give them a chance, they make wonderful music and are indeed very inventive.

on another note i do believe people would hate dave matthews even more if he chose to collaborate with the likes of brittany spears. she has no talent execpt a few dance moves and body that is slowly but surely losing its wow factor.

darron jones, Thursday, 1 April 2004 02:23 (twenty years ago) link

Mm.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 April 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago) link

Chastised by a pedophile. My bingo card is almost full!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 03:49 (twenty years ago) link

You guys are all fuckheads. Bashing music that you dont understand.
Jesus Christ, if you dont like the band so what. I bet I dont like most
of the SHIT you listen too. I also bet half of you fuckers live in your
parents basement and have nothing better to do then start bullshit threads like this. Dave is talented and you are all dicks. FUCK ALL YOU
GUYS!

I Like Dmb, Thursday, 1 April 2004 03:55 (twenty years ago) link

Chastised by Cartman. BINGO!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

Why would you waste your time with a message board putting DMB down? Thats the thing I find stupid. I dont know, maybe other people will agree with me. If you dont like Dave Matthews Band, then good, nobody really gives a shit. Honestly, they dont. So dont waste your time with a pointless message board to just mock them for doing what millions of people love, including myself. Seriously now, theres no need to get all worked up over this. I think you are just taking it all too far. If you dont like the way he looks, dances, sings, plays, then keep it to yourself. Dont ruin it for others that really appreciate what they do. Your just being rediculous if you do.
Brett

Brett, Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

Dont ruin it for others that really appreciate what they do. Your just being rediculous if you do.

...sez the guy who somehow actively searched out this thread in the wilds of the internet...heh.

I'll just give one reason for hating the DMB: the little 'pish' cymbals. And, yes, I saw them live opening for Neil Young once, or at least 2 songs or so.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago) link

...sez the guy who somehow actively searched out this thread in the wilds of the internet...heh.

Twice! (See "DMB" thread.. on second thought. Maybe don't)

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:47 (twenty years ago) link

It's almost disturbing how offended DMB lovers are by people talking smack about him.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:09 (twenty years ago) link

By the way - to all of you Googlers who came here to defend Dave Matthews.. We aren't really putting down Dave ... We're putting down you. We couldn't care less about DMB .. it's you we hate, but moreover, it's fun to watch you go mental trying to defend your hero!

"Get a brain, morans"

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:41 (twenty years ago) link

Also, your speculations about our living arrangements and listening habits are wildly entertaining. (I get excited when a sentence begins with "I'll bet you guys ...")

For the record, we all live together in Chuck's parents' basement. And we all share one computer. And we do, in fact, listen to nothing but shit. Mystery solved. So now we can end that discussion.

Now, let's talk about spelling and grammar.....

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:48 (twenty years ago) link

this reminded me of this thread:

Frank Zappa Fan Thinks You Just Haven't Heard The Right Album
NEDERLAND, CO—In spite of your insistence that you are not into Frank Zappa, avid fan Roger Von Lee believes that you would change your mind if you heard the right album. "You're prejudiced, because the only Zappa you know is 'Valley Girl' and 'Don't Eat The Yellow Snow,'" Von Lee told you Tuesday. "Seriously, you need to check out Hot Rats or Absolutely Free. Zappa and the Mothers were at their peak, and Zappa's jazz-rock fusion experiments predate Bitches Brew. That'll totally convince you that Zappa's the shit." Von Lee added that if those two don't get under your skin, he can recommend another 15 to 20 albums that will for sure.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:39 (twenty years ago) link

Just got this in my e-mail...

Dull? What type of music do you listen to? System of a down or sum 41, that shit is dull. Dave Matthews Band is the most talented and most giving band out there today. I garantee they will stand the test of time and be around for many years to come. P.S. Have you every listenened to anything but radio songs, probally not. You then have no opinion.

yep, it never stops.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

Who sent you that?

Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

Some excitable lad named "Mike".

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:21 (twenty years ago) link

His name is as boring as the Dave Matthews Band.

Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

HEY!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

haha!

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago) link

It IS, Alex! They've got a really original sound! Which isn't to say they're GOOD. But they're way less generic sounding than, say, Nirvana ever were (which again, isn't to say I like them more; I don't, but mainly because I can't get past the guy's voice...)

Wait a minute. I'm not going to say that Kurt sang like an angel or anything like that but, if you can't stand Kurt's voice, how can you stand Dave Matthews'??

Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

For fuck's sake, Aja....LET KURT GO!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago) link

I DID!!!(sort of)

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE!!!!

WHY THE HELL'D YA POST THAT EMAIL IF YOU WANTED THIS THEAD TO DIE???!!!!

AND BESIDES, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY ARE PAYING TRIBUTE TO NIRVANA ALL WEEK WITH THESE STRANGE NIRVANA COVERS!!!!

Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

What advice? Get over Kurt? I was never into Kurt. Let it go, Aja. You're preventing his tortured soul from crossing over into the great beyond. You are damning him to limbo. Are you happy with that? How do you sleep at night?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

Not get over Kurt in particular, just get over this. You wanted this thread to end and you just helped it continue.

And anyway...

I sleep on a matress with out a bed frame in the "office" at my mom's and an old bed at my grandma's.

And look, the main reason I got into Nirvana was because of Dave Grohl. I thought you would be able to remember that. I had absolutly no idea about a man by the name of Kurt Cobain till I read the back of the sleeve of the greatest hits cd. I only started to like him when I found out he was left handed. You see, I have this think about left handed people. I tend to find more interest in them. And it's all because I'm left handed. So is my best friend. And the person who makes fun of my best friend the most. Also, this other girl. And the Sister who everyone hates and my soon to be 8th grade teacher. And finally, my homeroom teacher this year.

Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

you people are absolutely ridiculous, not one of you has a good argument of why hes bad. Look what your writing....hes ugly, he sings like a donkey, he has a fetish with black people. But maybe ur right cause u listen to really talented kickass bands like tool and the deftones. You people are joke. You know hes huge when he has little clubs of why people hate him and i bet it pisses u people off.

Zach Dilanzo, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

hey...
you remember february 11th, 2003?

yeah.
nor do i.

oh,BMD, still suck.
i just had to.

eedd, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:19 (twenty years ago) link

I'd take TOOL or the DEFTONES over DMB in a heartbeat. With Tool, you might get to see KING CRIMSON open for them. The DEFTONES might play "Savory".

Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:35 (twenty years ago) link

You people are joke

who are you, pepe le punk?

the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:37 (twenty years ago) link

You know hes huge when he has little clubs of why people hate him and i bet it pisses u people off.

You know he's huge when he has an army of internet minions who will hunt down the infidels.

Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 06:09 (twenty years ago) link

I should prefer that the whole sentence be "You know he's huge when he has little clubs," full stop.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:25 (twenty years ago) link

That just sounds wrong, John.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:35 (twenty years ago) link

If you appreciate music, you appreciate Dave Matthews Band.

Paul Bender, Friday, 16 April 2004 05:45 (twenty years ago) link

bender, you've changed.

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:46 (twenty years ago) link

Oh please....what a towering stack of crap!µ

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:58 (twenty years ago) link

DMB is a good band, but their fans are no different then the boyband genre, they just go apeshit for him.

ass, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 00:18 (nineteen years ago) link

If you appreciate music, you appreciate Dave Matthews Band.

there's a buncha Dream Theater fans who think you're full of shit, by the way

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

that was a challenge, the second you should be said with emphasis. "you think you appreciate music, huh? let's see you try to appreciate DMB"

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU GUYS ARE ALL HATAS! DMB WILL 4EVA BE THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD! BETTER THAN ZEPPELIN, RHCP, SUBLIME, HENDRIX, BOB MARLEY, DISTURBD, AND WHOEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU MAY IDOLIZE. DMB KICKS ASS, SO FUCK OFF, ASS MUNCH

Nonya, BIZNATCH, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:56 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU GUYS ARE ALL HATAS

I read that as, "you guys are all ass hats" .. and then again as "you guys are all hats" .. But being a DMB fan, it turned out to not be that witty.

And I believe it's "whomever". Once again, a DMB fan with grammar issues.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Why do I keep opening this thread?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link

ILM's favorite train wreck!

Made ya look.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

RHCP

does anybody besides me read this as "Red-Headed Clown Posse," no matter how senseless a reading that may be? No? Ok, fine, whatever

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuck any of you who do not like DMB. They are the greatest band ever and you should bow down. I've never heard such dumb ass reasons to dislike a band. So again, if you don't like Dave, Fuck you and your mother.

Your Mama, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, Your Mama.

Are you a jock?

NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Gosh, I'm convinced!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

perhaps everybody hates DMB so much because they are, by far, the most talented musical group on the scene today. ever think about that?????

erik james, Thursday, 29 April 2004 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

ts: DMB v Slipknot

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 29 April 2004 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I love this thread.

Is this the longest running ILM thread?(I'm not counting the Nas vs. Jay-Z thing)

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 29 April 2004 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

the most talented musical group on the scene today

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 April 2004 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link

When this ends, I will be in Heaven (literally???)

Aja (aja), Friday, 30 April 2004 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

perhaps everybody hates DMB so much because they are, by far, the most talented musical group on the scene today. ever think about that?????

I know that's why I hate GW Bush .. because he's so talented. His fans are still dolts, though.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 30 April 2004 11:05 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread makes we want to go to every college on this green earth and murder hippies.

Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 30 April 2004 11:16 (nineteen years ago) link

No, Chris, you want the Phish: Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated thread. This thread should make you want to go to every Abercrombie & Fitch outlet on this green earth and murder preppies.

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 30 April 2004 12:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Phish: Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated
It's also a Taking Sides: Dave Matthews Band Vs Phish.
Blame Nate In ST.P

Mr Google, Friday, 30 April 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I've finally gotten around to reading large chunks of this thread rather than skimming through it for two minutes at a time ... it's been running for fourteen months with dormant periods of only four or five weeks max since then.
This thread should never die. We cannot let it happen. We must always remember.
Bravo to everyone who posted here and helped keep my brain functioning because I'm bored as fuck here at work.
Oh yeah, DMB SUX BZNALLS AND ALL HIS FANS R SUPER GAY.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Friday, 30 April 2004 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

BZNALLS

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

DMB sucks, and you suck for liking them.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear Idiots:

I would like to state that all you Britney Spears loving retards can burn in hell. Not only does Dave Matthews come up with impossibly good lyrics, but also comes up with acoustics and rythms that you couldn't play to save yourself. Once again Dave Matthews Band is the best and I hope you mothergrabbing faggets will go and die. You also have no lives!!!!(I would like see anything that you guys have tried to come up with in the fields of music) And by the way to the faggets that don't know what they are talking about, Phish, Counting Crows, Dave Matthews Band and Bob Dylan are all the best. . . you may return to wasting you life.

Rex Daines, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I can totally play "Crash into Me" on the guitar. And I really am the worst guitarist in the history of Christendom.

dieblucasdie (dieblucasdie), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link

"And by the way to the faggets that don't know what they are talking about, Phish, Counting Crows, Dave Matthews Band and Bob Dylan are all the best. . . you may return to wasting you life."

I love wasting my love.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 01:08 (nineteen years ago) link

And lifing my waste.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Not only does Dave Matthews come up with impossibly good lyrics

-- Rex Daines

He's right you know:


Dodo

Once upon a time
When the world was just a pancake
Fears would arise
That if you went too far you’d fall
But with the passage of time
It all became more of a ball*
We’re as sure of that
As we all once were when the world was flat

So I wonder this
As life billows smoke inside my head
This little game where nothing is sure, oh
Why would you play by the rules?
Who did, you did, you
Who did, you did, you

When was it killed
The very last dodo bird
And was she aware
She was the very last one

So I wonder this
As life billows smoke inside my head
This little game where nothing is sure, oh
Why would you play by the rules?
Who did, you did, you
Who did, you did, you
You say who did, well you did, you

If all the things that you are saying love
Were true enough but still
What is all the worrying about
We can work it out
We can work it

Oh I wonder this
As life billows smoke inside my head
This little game where nothing is sure
Why would you play by the rules?
Who did, you did, you
Who did, you did, you
You say who did, well you did, it’s you

the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Now you just try telling me that that lyric isn't impossibly good.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 01:15 (nineteen years ago) link

DAVE MATTHEWS NEVER DID A SPLIT 7 INCH WITH BORN AGAINST

GET TO THA' (PRICE) CHOPPA!!!!!!!! ROFFLE!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow hahah I am truly suprised that some one who hates Dave Matthews would take the time to play crash into me the whole way through and that you could get some of the best musicians to play the rest of all the other instruments that make the rest of the band and I agree go waste the rest of your life

jon skogen, Thursday, 6 May 2004 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

So did Allison just finally give up?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 May 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Rex, I think it's cruel to condemn Britney Spears to hell just because she loves retards.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:58 (nineteen years ago) link

And what the FUCK is it with Dave Matthews fans and poor grammar?

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like to state that all you Britney Spears loving retards can burn in hell.
Is there even a single Britney Spears fan on ILM? I've never heard any Ilxor members bigging up Britney.
I suspect we're Christina fans, really.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I've finally gotten around to reading large chunks of this thread

Are you mad!?!?!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree with rex daines... I looked on the dmb fan site and this thread is on there and whoever said that dmb fan have bad grammar I couldn't find one error in spelling.

Alec Korslovic, Friday, 7 May 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm happy you're happy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 May 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like to state that all you Britney Spears loving retards can burn in hell.
Is there even a single Britney Spears fan on ILM? I've never heard any Ilxor members bigging up Britney
I don't think Rex said that you guys said that any of you wrote that you love britney spears did he?
DMB RULES!

Danny Line, Friday, 7 May 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I've never heard any Ilxor members bigging up Britney

Doubtless.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 May 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

(Guess which three "posters" are coming from the same IP address!)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 May 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Also:

I looked on the dmb fan site and this thread is on there and whoever said that dmb fan have bad grammar I couldn't find one error in spelling.

This is so fantastic to me. "I will counter your claims of bad grammar with a run-on sentence! BOW DOWN!"

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 May 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I looked on the dmb fan site and this thread is on there and whoever said that dmb fan have bad grammar I couldn't find one error in spelling.

Alec, spelling and grammar are two different things. The grammar of the sentence you've written here, for example, is atrocious, although there aren't any misspelt words in it.
xpost oh sure Dan STEAL MY THUNDER

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 7 May 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate to belabor the obvious, but other than the fact that his lyrics are middle-school (cf. the example above and the deathless "hike up your skirt and show your world to me"); and the fact that just about every song starts with an acoustic guitar intro before the band inevitably kicks in; and the fact that everyone says he and his band improvise when they don't, they just take long solos, there's also the fact that his fans say things like "you're just jealous" and "you don't UNDERSTAND his music" and of course "Britney Spears-loving retards" and "I hope you mothergrabbing faggets will go and die."

Maybe an artist shouldn't be held accountable for the irritating behavior of his/her fans, and from what I've read it doesnt seem like Dave Matthews himself would hold any views like that. But it's not easy to separate.

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I came across this site while looking for a choral arrangement of "Everyday." I don't understand how people can be so disrespectful to musicians who are making money off of what they do. Obviously they are doing something right because they make money, and lots of it. You hate the band, so what? Is it really that important to make that known that you have to dedicate a site to why that is? Someone has way too much free time on their hands. So, is everyone on this site that is bashing DMB a record executive who decides whether a band gets signed or not... no. So who cares what YOU have to say about how "bad" they are? Do you think people really care that YOU think "he sounds like a muppet," or that you think his lyrics are "middle-school?" Not really. So, a little piece of advice to all of you who think it's cool to bash bands who matter so much more than any of you will, get a life.

"Good music is good music and everything else can go to hell"
--Dave Matthews

Stacey, Monday, 10 May 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

If we matter so little, why did you bother to write anything?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's really not that important to tell others what we think about DMB, or any other musical artist for that matter. The name I Love Music should be changed to Music Just Isn't That Important So Let's Not Bother Writing About It Anymore.
I love this thread. It cannot be killed. It cannot die!

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Monday, 10 May 2004 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Whats everyones reasons for hating them? Particularly interested in the views of Americans.
-- John McAteer (j.mcateer200...), February 11th, 2003. (17 trackbacks)

This guy asked. Have you even looked at the top of the thread?


By the way, you do realize, don't you, that the Dave Matthews quote is completely cribbed from Duke Ellington and no doubt others? (To his credit, Dave Matthews probably knows this.)

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I looked on the dmb fan site and this thread is on there ...

Can we get a link to that page?

Also, still waiting for something from a DMB fan that's more compelling than "Dave is great. U R all Gay."

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I am a gay faggot and i want to suck every man's dick in the world. I am half way to my goal. Who will be next. It could be you or you. But you wont know cause i will sneak up on you in the middle of the night and suck it. But the bottom line of this letter is that i really want to suck dave mathews dick.

dan creed, Monday, 10 May 2004 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder if 'John' realised what horrors he would bring about.

ferg (Ferg), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Obviously they are doing something right because they make money, and lots of it.

Ugh! Again with the money issue! Since when is the accumulation of wealth any indication of substance and/or quality? Fuckin' Insane Clown Posse have made a lot of money too.....are they then doing something right?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Michael Bolton and Haliburton are both quite wealthy.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

In DMB-thread time, we are now approaching the year 1967: get ready for some crazy antics in Paris & Chicago

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Stacey, there is a great big difference between a thread and a site. "Someone has way too much free time on their hands", I'd say someone has a love for music so much that they dedicate not only hours listening to it, but also talking about it. Thats the whole reason behind the name, ILM, ...jackass.
Anyway, I'm sure most people here don't have that much free time on their hands, they are just enlisted in jobs were there is great access to the internet, i.e. such as college students, graduate students, journalists, etc. (Well at least I log in whenever my gels are running)
"So, a little piece of advice to all of you who think it's cool to bash bands who matter so much more than any of you will, get a life."
I'm so sorry we don't have a 'life', tell us what do you do in your free time, oh mighty god of all that is normal.
"bands who matter so much more than any of you will", Hey Stacey, you wanna make a bet?
I don't know why I waste my time bashing someone who'll never come to this site again.
Anyway, I agree, this thread must never die!!!!!

CacamanFlores, Monday, 10 May 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

[NOTE: The "please call me" posts are not welcome and never will be welcome.]

MODERATOR (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my god....this thread really won't die.

I think everyone's entitled to their own opinion of music and it just so happens that the majority of people who regularly post on ILE dislike dave matthews band. It's not like any of us have gone on any DMB fan sites calling them "faggets" (by the way, Rex, it's spelled "faggots"--with an "O", not an "E").

It's one thing to go on this board, like Naga_Pampa did, and join in the debate--but it's another to act like some crazed fundamentalist Christian, calling us fags for discussing why we dislike DMB.

Please, Rex, get thee in a suit and on a bike and go on a mission spreading the gospel of DAVE and leave this board alone.

waxyjax (waxyjax), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"Good music is good music and everything else can go to hell"
--Dave Matthews

see you in hell etc

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i want to print this thread out in its entirety and use it to wallpaper my room.

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Obviously they are doing something right because they make money, and lots of it.

You only eat at McDonald's, don't you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

man that movie was great except for the skinny E. Honda, I mean what kinda world is it when busters be frontin' with a skinny E. Honda

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

...who appears to be fighting Matthew McConaughey

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

here's a little trat for all of y'all fans!

http://www.rollingstone.com/features/coverstory/featuregen.asp?pid=2753

Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://content.rollingstone.com/content/2047370/Images/00339389.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Worst RS cover EVER.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 10 May 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha Ned McDonald's didn't make a profit last quarter! shows what you know u r gay and yet so very very hot CALL ME

googlie (Oops), Monday, 10 May 2004 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

OH BABY.

Hm, Dave Matthews, Toby Keith and Bush coverage. It's like an issue designed for me to piss on.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 May 2004 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

get out of my dreams and into my pants

oops (Oops), Monday, 10 May 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ugh...

Allison (Allison), Monday, 10 May 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

She's back!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 May 2004 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

so do you know of any other smart, sane DMB fans, Allison?

oops (Oops), Monday, 10 May 2004 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I do, actually. The smart, sane ones just know better than to argue with you lot.

Allison (Allison), Monday, 10 May 2004 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Man, I just read this whole thread. It was actually surprisingly entertaining...but 1700 posts!? Dave probably has a room posted with printouts of this thread, with his gold records on the wall...

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 10 May 2004 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

yay! I was worried Allison had left us.

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 May 2004 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

That RS cover is kinda scary.

Andy Jay, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link

It's like an issue designed for me to piss on.

haha, because a little birdie has told me that DM has a thing for golden showers...

abc, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:26 (nineteen years ago) link

No it's not.

It's VERY scary.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

ugh

Andy Jay, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder if Ryan Adams will close his website when this thread reaches 2000(and more?)?

Although i'd much rather listen to Ryan Adams/Whiskeytown than Dave Matthews.

Andy jay, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread = googler flypaper

Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

As mentioned above, we're still waiting for the link to the DMB site where this thread is posted/linked ... Allison, do you know of this?

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Allison's still here! F'in excellent! All the other DMB defenders ('cept maybe Nag Pampa) came in, said "fuck you" and left, but she's the one who had the stones to stick around and make her case! At the risk of sounding either mushy or creepy or both: good to "see" you!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Naga pampa even started some threads then just disappeared after a few weeks.

Andy Jay, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ugh! Again with the money issue! Since when is the accumulation of wealth any indication of substance and/or quality? Fuckin' Insane Clown Posse have made a lot of money too.....are they then doing something right? "

SHUT UP U STUPID FAGET ICP KICK EVREYON ASS THEY ARE THE ONLY TALINTED BANF AROUND AND YOU CAN SUCK MY DIK IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM

TRUJUGGALO (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Not aware of any DMB sites with links to this thread, I was referred by a friend.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 11:10 (nineteen years ago) link

POINT OF ORDER: Dave Matthews Band is LIGHT-YEARS above Ryan Adams.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 13:06 (nineteen years ago) link

What's this new trend of misspelling homophobic slurs? It's faGGOT, people! If you must use it, at least spell it correctly.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

What's this new trend of misspelling homophobic slurs? It's faGGOT, people! If you must use it, at least spell it correctly.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 11th, 2004.

SHUT UP U STUPID FAGET ICP KICK EVREYON ASS THEY ARE THE ONLY TALINTED BANF AROUND AND YOU CAN SUCK MY DIK IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM

maybe this guy was just trying to phonetically pronounce how typical DMB fans speak--kinda reminds me of an appalachian without proper dental care.....

i like the use of "FAGET"--maybe they pronounce it as if it were a french word....sorta like how people pronounce the discount store TARGET like "tar-jay"

waxyjax (waxyjax), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Typical fans do NOT speak like that, thank you.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:14 (nineteen years ago) link

That guy was an Insane Clown Posse fan, people! How soon we forget...

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:14 (nineteen years ago) link

if you say so...however, it's safe to say that most contestants on those reality dating shows--ie ELIMIdate, Dismissed, the 5th Wheel--are remniscent of the DMB fans i know, and they'd most likely site "Crash into Me" as they're #1 turn-me-on song.

waxyjax (waxyjax), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Perhaps, but is it fair to assess worth based solely on their following?

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Typical fans do NOT speak like that, thank you

I don't know whether that's true .. but if the typical DMB fan that posts here were more like Allison, this thread would have died a year ago. (That's a compliment...) Glad you're back, Allison..

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Perhaps, but is it fair to assess worth based solely on their following?

It isn't fair but it happens to everyone (see for example any thread on The Cure).

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Assuming you're referring to the agnostic label of The Cure fans, simply listening to them would dismiss that false classification. Should be the same with DMB, no?

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link

no, not at all. in fact i have a few close friends from high school who really love Dave Matthews--and i tease them all the time about it (but it's all in good fun). back when i had no idea who he was, one of them took me to his concert for free. though i was among good company, all i could do was count down the minutes as the show droned on--although his fans find his marathon sets to be one of his greatest assets, i found it to be incredibly torturous...in fact, if i had to choose between having to stand around listening to a live performance of DMB for 3 hours while being surrounded by SUV-driving yuppies, truck-driving jocks, sorority girls and upper middle class hippies VS. being stuck in a developing country for two weeks while suffering sever dhiarrhea, i'd go for the bowel trip anyday.

in any event, an artist's following shouldn't dictate their worth. it just so happens that, in addition to the fact that i find his music annoying, the majority of his fan-base offers loads of comic material for those who find culturally homogenous, surban-america amusing.

waxyjax (waxyjax), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link

by the way, i was responding to this post:

Perhaps, but is it fair to assess worth based solely on their following?
-- Allison (derangedduc...), May 11th, 2004.

waxyjax (waxyjax), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Assuming you're referring to the agnostic label of The Cure fans, simply listening to them would dismiss that false classification. Should be the same with DMB, no?

It should be, but there's an implicit assumption that anyone who hears DMB will like them which is just false.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

The fact remains: Dave Matthews' music is DULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

(hee hee that's an opinion)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

(gotta keep the thread going!)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Is being dull worse than being bad? Just wondering what the difinitive ILM opinion is on this. I'd rather listen to bad than dull...

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Not saying that if you listen you'll like them, maybe slightly alter the general consensus that it's dull frat rock.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Just because I feel like contributing to this thread again, I will note that my coworker with the Dave Matthews-related tatoo on her ankle has fairly eclectic tastes - her other favorite bands include Korn, Radiohead, *NSync/solo JC, Rage Against the Machine, and the Beatles.

Sadly, I can't stand any of those bands, either. (With the exception of a little *NSync.)

morris pavilion (samjeff), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't see it as JUST dull frat rock. like i said before, there a lot of rich, suburban granola hippies who also love DMB.

waxyjax (waxyjax), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

fairly eclectic tastes

Not from where I sit!

maybe slightly alter the general consensus that it's dull frat rock

Or alternately confirm it...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Take it back!

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I'd also rather listen to bad than dull. With bad, there's always the unintentional comedy factor to provide entertainment (i.e. Limp Bizkit videos). With dull, you just don't give a fuck at all.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

She also likes the Cure, Ned.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

That still doesn't make her tastes much more eclectic!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, for a non-ILMmy kind of person, I think they are.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Most people don't like both Korn and the Beatles, Ned; be a little fair.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Hm, the way I'm thinking, it'll become more common with time (in a certain 'the Beatles are the greatest ever MAN -- and I grew up with Korn!' sense).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I am a gay faggot and i want to suck every man's dick in the world. I am half way to my goal. Who will be next. It could be you or you. But you wont know cause i will sneak up on you in the middle of the night and suck it. But the bottom line of this letter is that i really want to suck dave mathews dick.

-- dan creed (drock_1...), May 10th, 2004 2:11 PM. (later)



that's amazingly funny.

I'm halfway to my goal.

im gonna use that.

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Having thus far resisted the all-consuming vortex that is the DMB thread, I hereby surrender with the following shameful revealation:
my EX thinks that Dave Matthews is REALLY HOT!! And she thinks he LOOKS LIKE ME!! Oh, and for the record, UR ALL *STILL* GAY.

briania, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

When I was 18 I went to the US, and DMB were playing somewhere in the town I was in. Every Taxi we used - radio talked about it. It was even on the news. That annoyed me...

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not a revelation, just very unfortunate.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess so Allison. I just realised that I know a Johm McAteer, though probably not the man who started all this. It just struck me as odd that a gig was a news item. Weren't we invading anywhere?

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

And I DON'T look like DM, not at all! I may occasionally sing a bit like a muppet, though.

briania, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

It wouldn't be entirely bad if you did. He doesn't sing like a muppet.

Allison (Allison), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I find the "muppet" comment muppetist. Not all muppets sing alike. Compare the dulcet tones of Ms Piggy to the gutt-bucket blues growl of Rowlf the Dog, for example.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Slightly offtopic...would he sound better if he switched from his "kermit t frog" vocals to a more "cookie-monster"-esque vocal. Y'know, like a nu-metal thing?

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Oscar the Grouch might be a good compromise - a little raw and rough without being too Cookie Monster.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

or if he sang like Bert and went out on another solo tour. Wait, then he'd be....

dieblucasdie (dieblucasdie), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread could use a couple thousand more posts.

deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Is being dull worse than being bad? Just wondering what the difinitive ILM opinion is on this. I'd rather listen to bad than dull...

"Bad" is a thousand times more preferrable than "dull".

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 23:35 (nineteen years ago) link

just wondering--how many pages into a "Dave Matthews Band" google search does it take to get to this thread?


by the way, i just want to say that i'm still fairly new to the board and feel deeply grateful for the fact that many of you have lumped DMB together with other mediocre and annoying bands i hate like Pearl Jam, Counting Crows, Phish, John Mayer, Hootie and Blowfish and U2...it's not everyday that i get to meet such great people such as yourselves.....*sniff*

okay, now i'm getting emotional.....

waxyjax (waxyjax), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I honestly don't understand how it can be perceived as dull. Are we speaking post Crash?

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

EVERYONE LISTEN TO BOREDOMS AND SELL ME DRUGS

GET TO THA' (PRICE) CHOPPA!!!!!!!! ROFFLE!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 10:07 (nineteen years ago) link

just wondering--how many pages into a "Dave Matthews Band" google search does it take to get to this thread?

I searched for -Dave Matthews Band- and could not find this thread in the results.

Then I searched -I Love Dave Matthews Band- and still did not find it.

I then searched -Dave Matthews Band hated- and only found some references to this thread, but not the thread itself.

Finally, searching -"Dave Matthews Band : Name your reasons"- and found four tenuous references to this thread, but not the thread itself.

This thread does not exist. Please delete.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Any funny crap?

GET TO THA' (PRICE) CHOPPA!!!!!!!! ROFFLE!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:39 (nineteen years ago) link

i did a quick search under "dave matthews hate"

nothing too funny, but i found an interesting review on one of his albums...here are some quotes:

http://www.ironminds.com/ironminds/issues/010321/tunes.shtml
For these reasons, the Dave Matthews Band has been successfully filling a niche that’s existed just as long as indistinguishable radio pop — Earnest Rock. And although this niche can make you rich, fat and happy, it’s much more distressing than anything ’NSync could think up.
Earnest Rock was the great unwritten-about musical trend of the ’90s — mostly because rock critics couldn’t summon the interest to dissect such blindingly mediocre records. Earnest Rock, as performed by groups like Hootie and the Blowfish and Counting Crows, thrives as a reaction to the overblown tendencies of the musical extremes elsewhere in the marketplace. While this brand of music might be more “meaningful” than, say, Destiny’s Child, it’s also achingly dull in comparison to the catharsis and passion fueling a Nirvana or a PJ Harvey (or a Le Tigre or a Yo La Tengo)....

...It can’t even be discussed on its own merits because, really, it can’t exist by itself. It’s Plan B. It’s just there. Which is worse, much worse, than sucking.

waxyjax (waxyjax), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

"At its worst, Earnest Rock congratulates itself for its sober, conventional feel and presents its timid predictability as a mark of authenticity. It’s for people scared of Moby."

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I searched "Dave Matthews hate", and found this thread's parallel universe sibling:


Subject: RE: Dave Matthews Obsession
From: Dave is AMAZING
Date: 09-Oct-03
Message: ok, first of all, a lot of you people who are dave bashing all are hypocritical asses. Don't give me that crap about dave matthews being a racist and not having any talent. Why don't you get your damn facts straight before YOU start sounding IGNORANT...oh...wait...i think it's a little too late for that. Dave was born in south africa and like most of the normal people on this message board said....dave's music comes from the experience of hearing the music of south africa. and what's the crap about having all his "black" members stand behind him on stage...well..let me give you a little wake up call......go to a dave concert asses and take a look. he steps away and lets boyd (the guy on the electric fiddle) take the stage. So YET AGAIN you are WRONG. I am not going to bash marilyn manson or whatever music you listen to. What i am going to say is Dave is a brillian musician, and songwriter. Ever listen to his lyrics? they have so much MEANING to them....got that... M E A N I N G! So take a chance and listen to his music before you go and start with the dave hate.....cut the crap.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

.. with relatively few grammar & spelling mistakes.

Alas, this thread shall never die when we are belssed by the likes of:
"go to a dave concert asses and take a look."

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 13 May 2004 11:07 (nineteen years ago) link

you forgot to include "faget" in there.

waxyjax (waxyjax), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

ICP IS THE BEST BANF

Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:02 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ever listen to his lyrics? they have so much MEANING to them....got that... M E A N I N G!"

briania, Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I suppose "AntiChrist Superstar", or whatever music I listen to, has no M E A N I N G .?

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:50 (nineteen years ago) link

HIPPIES RULE, DMB is awesome, you all that "hate" DMB are just jealous that he is a successful musician, and made something out of his life unlike you.

Ihatepeoplethataresorryforthemselves, Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought hippies were supposed to be all passive, peace-loving and non-judgemental! Wow...I'm so disillusioned now.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 May 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

So wait if people hate on us by telling us that we hate DMB because we're jealous then that means that they're hating on us because they're jealous, right? They are convicted by their own logic, you are Colly Cibber and I claim my five pounds

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 14 May 2004 00:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Things I am Clearly Just Jealous of:

1) Dave Matthews Band
2) Sexually Transmitted Diseases
3) Pitchforkmedia (This one might actually be true)
4) The weather in Chicago
5) Jeff Probst
6) Middle English
7) The thieves that broke into my car and stole 10 recently purchased indie rock CDs with almost no resale value

dieblucasdie (dieblucasdie), Friday, 14 May 2004 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i think i do like ICP more than DMB.

tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Friday, 14 May 2004 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

and they ARE the best BANF, apparently

dieblucasdie (dieblucasdie), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex wins.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 May 2004 12:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Things I am Clearly Just Jealous of:
1) Dave Matthews Band
2) Sexually Transmitted Diseases
3) Pitchforkmedia (This one might actually be true)
4) The weather in Chicago
5) Jeff Probst
6) Middle English
7) The thieves that broke into my car and stole 10 recently purchased indie rock CDs with almost no resale value

at 6:51 am
i LOL'd @ this.

and thought 'damn, this thread shall NERVER die!'

wait...nerver, neevren, noovren, nevren...
shit.

i hate hate.
where's my coffee?

eedd, Saturday, 15 May 2004 09:53 (nineteen years ago) link

everyone gets so caught up in being different that they stop liking music based on what appeals to them. If bands like kittie really tickled your fancy and you found the latest justin timberlake song really appealing, you may be hesitant to express your feelings about the song. I really hate when people are so insecure with themselves that they have to pretend to be some1 else to save their image. so in all honesty, are you saying that you hate dmb because you genuinley dislike his music, or just to be different from all the 'yuppies'.


HOWEVER- if you are looking for some songs to download, do these-
nething by ani defranco, creedence clearwater revival, led zepplin
taylor/rodeo clowns-jack johnson
i believe in a thing called love- the darkness
meant to live- switchfoot
so much to say- dmb
so good- better than ezra (FUCKMEYEAHTHATSAGOODBAND)

haha- those are like my favorite bands and i dont care if u love them or hate them- those bands are what i love to listen to

erin, Monday, 17 May 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Our musical tastes may not match, but our musical attitudes do. Yay Erin!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 May 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG PLEEEEEASE tell me more about this band "The Darkness" has ne1 herd of them?

dieblucasdie (dieblucasdie), Monday, 17 May 2004 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

"are you saying that you hate dmb because you genuinley dislike his music"

Yes, they are unexcusably bland and uninteresting to my ears.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 17 May 2004 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"Yes, they are unexcusably bland and uninteresting to my ears."

are u basing this on songs you have heard on the radio, or have you actually taken the time to listen to one of his cds?

'OMG PLEEEEEASE tell me more about this band "The Darkness"'

they are britsh. haha, the music videos are kinda sketchy but i heart their music. if you like them then also go for 'the dandy warhols' and rhcp... maybe even sublime

erin, Monday, 17 May 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Erin, bless your incredibly trusting heart.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, erin's complete, dewy-eyed faith in humankind has completely converted me. I'm going to go buy "Permission to Land" and "Remember Two Things" right now. Seriously.

dieblucasdie (dieblucasdie), Monday, 17 May 2004 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Be bold, sir.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

are u basing this on songs you have heard on the radio, or have you actually taken the time to listen to one of his cds?

Trying again, I got halfway through Everyday and promptly fell asleep.

I can't get over how uninteresting they've become. I remember thinking there was at least something interesting there the first time I heard anything from Under the Table....

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 17 May 2004 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

o boy, you ppl are mean. im an optimist... kill me. you dont HAVE to like dmb! may i just add (at the risk of being ridiculed by dieblucasdue) that this thread should have never have lasted this long! some ppl like dmb, and others dont... MOVE ON TO SOMETHING A BIT MORE INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING!!!

erin, Monday, 17 May 2004 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Now I'm just confused. You thought I was being nice when I was being mean, and being mean when I was being nice. Seriously, I applaud your optimism.

dieblucasdie (dieblucasdie), Monday, 17 May 2004 22:17 (nineteen years ago) link

iraqi abuse scandal, ne1?


Dieblucasdie- i am not the most intuitive person and i have problems determining srcasm from sincerity thru tone of type!

erin, Monday, 17 May 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Erin asked:
are u basing this on songs you have heard on the radio, or have you actually taken the time to listen to one of his cds?

Erin, I'm going to re-post a statement of mine from wa-hey back in 2003 (last June) that addresses your question:

Should it require more than a few CDs and singles to form an opinion of this band? If their readily available material (presumably the music the band felt most satisfied with to represent them) fails to create a favorable impression, why do you have such a seemingly damn hard time fathoming how -- for even a nanosecond -- that you may actually indeed be mistaken in your assertion that the DMB's music is anything other than bog-fucking-standard?

-- Alex in NYC ( vassifer@earthlink.net ), June 14th, 2003.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 May 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

alex- o i am sry, i didnt read that! maybe because i havent been responding to one thread for almost a year now.

erin, Monday, 17 May 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a dang long thread, Erin, no need for apologies. Moreover, you really shouldn't be taking any of this particularly seriously. I catch massive amounts of grief for much of the stuff like (well, one band in particular). Listen to what you like, and don't worry about it. I don't necessarily lament the DMB, just their idiotic fans who suggest that they re-invented the wheel.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 May 2004 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

haha! thanks, you're right too. i love dmb but the ppl that "woo" really loudly when they hear their name really piss me off. BUT i do want to say that they do put on the best concert that i have ever seen. just imagine how cool it would have been if i had neting better than a lawn seat.


and because i have left like 20 messages today i feel like i need to explain. i am home alone and sick. i finished alphabetizing our refrigerator (achooo) and i started searching for dmb mp3s, this popped up.

erin, Monday, 17 May 2004 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you find this thread via google or a DMB message board?
Try clicking 'New Answers' at the top of the page for more interesting threads, Erin.

Mr Google, Monday, 17 May 2004 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

ok. let's settle this once and for all. Dave matthews? he kicks ass. anyone who disagrees can shut up and go listen to some crappy music of their choosing. listen to crash, the whole album, straight through, and u'll understand why dmb kicks ass in every way. thank you for your cooperation.

drew, Monday, 17 May 2004 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

ok. let's settle this once and for all. Dave matthews? he kicks ass.

Whew. Now I can quit reading this thread.

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 17 May 2004 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex, you know you're big when someone will spend an hour in Photoshop just to piss you off.

dieblucasdie (dieblucasdie), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 01:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a template

24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

ok. let's settle this once and for all. Dave matthews? he kicks ass.

thank you God, thank you God, thank you God - I knew if I waited long enough this thread would give me a really hard case of the giggles again

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

That's the best improbable Olsen recommendation yet.

ferg (Ferg), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

erin, idiots like drew are the reason this thread has gone on for so long. Most of us really don't care about Dave Matthews. For me, it's not that I absolutely hate him so much, I'm really not interested in their music .. it does nothing for me. But this thread is entertaining .. to see what kind of "logic" DMB fans are capable of.. (So far, not much - so congratulations for being a DMB fan who isn't a complete moron.)

Dave, being the philanthropist he is, should start sponsoring some English classes as his opening act. He really does have a lot of fans with poor writing skills.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I hear Mary-Kate's getting really into Jandek.

dieblucasdie (dieblucasdie), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 12:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex, you know you're big when someone will spend an hour in Photoshop just to piss you off.

Is that what that's supposed to do? I think the world would be an infinetely finer place if Les Twins Olsen immersed themselves in Killing Joke and Devo.

One of them didn't look at all well on SNL the other night.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

idiots like drew are the reason this thread has gone on for so long


hehe- andrew goes to my school. we have known each other since the fourth grade. another thing to consider- i go to school in a really snobbish town in CT (as if CT doesnt imply snobbyness already), and most of the ppl really love dmb. 'crush' was the theme for the junior prom! so for ppl like andrew, its unfathomable that some1 out there DOESNT like dmb. he also flips out if u dislike led zepplin.

erin, Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, I like Led Zeppelin and I hate DMB, so he'll have to measure that one as he does. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

ne1 got ne thoughts on jet? i am thinking about getting their cd and because i am the cheapest person in the world and spending $10 on something i wont like is crazy, i want some feedback to see if their album is ne good.

erin, Saturday, 22 May 2004 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
http://www.suck.com/daily/99/07/02/8.html

Bnad, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

i cannot image any dm fan being physically capable of hurting anyone but themselves.

dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

The DMB comments were the least funny out of all of them. For instance, from B&S -- The Boy With the Arab Strap:

If it turns out that he's a professional music critic (and if he owns this CD he almost certainly is), odds are that he's a bed-wetter and probably allergic to sex.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Come on people, the 2000th post's in sight...

noodle vague (noodle vague), Monday, 28 June 2004 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

what other bands require that you "drink the kool-aid" before you can appreciate them? (besides the Grateful Dead). I'm just thinking of similar bands who inspire this fanatical devotion, where their fans just CANNOT comprehend how anyone could contest their musical prowess.

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 28 June 2004 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

what other bands require that you "drink the kool-aid" before you can appreciate them?
Besides jam bands? Suggestions: Belle and Sebastian, Coldplay.
British indie wimp rock bands are the new jam bands!

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow, Barry completely OTM! I mean, wow (at the presented idea, not at Barry being OTM).

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

that's not true about B&S. Cuz I like their first three records and couldn't care less about the rest, much less endlessly harangue strangers about how unquestionably great they are. Cuz they aren't unquestionably great, their overall musicianship is shit, they aren't worth owning every single thing, etc. And judging by the number of B&S fans who feel completely differently about their catalog than I do, I don't think they can be dismissed as homogenous (at least not like DMB fans and their "they're the greatest musicians in the world! How can you even argue?" position).

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 28 June 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

i just wanna be part of this. for the record, when i was in 7th grade, i really liked under the table and dreaming and crash. i mean, for a seventh-grader, it was fairly interesting; there were quasi-mature lyrics, vaguely jazz-inflected (read:interesting) arrangements and songs, and a ton of college kids who loved it. i mean, i guess to a sort-of impressionable seventh-grader, college kid adoration was pretty cool...

i think what changed for me was the prospect that there might be something better. many of the hardcore fans of dave matthews are CONVINCED that he is the best musician ever, and that he always will be. i mean, maybe alex thinks killing joke is the best band of all time, and always will be. but i think for most everyone here, and probably for alex, too, real progression is important. i think the community here is great because everyone has heard a lot of different things, and has tastes both deep and broad. i think, from what ive seen of dave matthews fans here, most are still in hero-worship form, and havent quite jumped into any real exploration of popular music. this isnt bad, per se. but it makes a clear disconnect between our critical world and their devotional (appreciative?) world.

i dunno - after hearing more music, i think dave matthews is lazy. i think his lyrics are smug, and that his music is pretty boring. i mean, sometimes, its better than others. but the "pish" cymbal comment is OTM. the smooth jazz criticism is OTM. his music doesnt take any stand whatsoever. it doesnt betray any preference; it just hangs in this blase, complacent lump, where it attracts millions of fans. why should it change? theres a real element of emotional dishonesty to it, i think. i think its cheap. mostly, i think it was after before these crowded streets that he became a real parody of himself. it was then that all these "live with tim reynolds" things came out. if his discography contained only UTT, crash, and BTCS, i feel like they might be a pretty bland MOR band with a somewhat novel style, and a little bit of stylistic evolution. but taken in its real-time lifespan, they become more offensive, with all the negative fan stereotypes, and all the laziness and crass business maneuvering of the man himself.

i mean, MOR is a tough thing for me sometimes. things like rumours are pretty unintuitive to me, in that they seem, on first glance, to be as bland and boring as DMB. but i think the answer ive arrived at is that there is real subtlety in fleetwood mac, that the soft rock belies the artist's investment in the art. thats how i live with myself, i guess.

peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:49 (nineteen years ago) link

> judging by the number of B&S fans who feel completely differently about their catalog than I do, I don't think they can be dismissed as homogenous (at least not like DMB fans and their "they're the greatest musicians in the world! How can you even argue?" position

chuck, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

oh fuck it. i was just going to say his music frequently reminds me of the dismemberment plan except not as good, and he reminds me of post-'80 peter gabriel, and he does it better than tv on the radio do, and anybody who thinks i'm bringing in bands that have nothing to do with him has their ostrich head up their ass, and he has decent fiddle parts, and he has potentially interesting instrumentation for one of the biggest bands in the world, and i still really can't stand him since his singing totally sucks, but nick catucci likes some of his songs and dislikes other ones and can make fun of dave as well as anybody, and i doubt nick's the only dave matthews fan you can say that about; you can't really judge the guy's fans by their most bull-headed contingent, i don't think. there are biggie and nirvana fans out there who are just as full of shit, obviously. but who cares.

chuck, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

"British indie wimp rock bands are the new jam bands!"

Especially Gomez, indie Brit wimps who SOUND like a bad jam band!

(In the United States, noise bands might be the new jam bands. Or maybe American indie wimp emo bands. Or maybe alternative rap groups. Or alt country bands. Or the Flaming Lips. Or something else.)

chuck, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

oh chuck, you're so cute when you're bitchy (in a David Cross kind of way).

"(In the United States, noise bands might be the new jam bands. Or maybe American indie wimp emo bands. Or maybe alternative rap groups. Or alt country bands. Or the Flaming Lips. Or something else.) "

Seems to me the only things these genres/bands have in common is that in general you don't like them.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

No, Shakey, actually I do like some of those categories sometimes, so you're full of shit as usual. What they have in common is that they all have rabid fans who can't imagine why anybody wouldn't like them, just like Dave Matthews' rabid fans. (So do fans of lots of bands I like even *more*, probably.) As for smugness, Dave's voice sounds way less smug than, say, Tupac's, who gets way more of a free ride from critics. And in interviews I've read, Dave comes off kinda charming. So I'm not sure where his smugness is supposed to come from (though maybe if I read this entire thread I'd understand more -- or maybe if I saw him play live; who knows). His best songs aren't anywhere near as good as Counting Crows' or Spin Doctors' best songs. They may well be as good as Phish's or .moe's best songs, though. And they're definitely a lot better than lots of indie rock bands' best songs. So yeah, I'm still kind of confused why people seem to hate him so much. He's not nearly the worst or least intersting music out there.

chuck, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, all the subgenres I nominated frequently emphasize virtuosity and spontaneity and transcendence and complexity and authenticity and stuff like that in the way jam bands do, as well. Most of them have seemed to head in a jammy direction lately. So yeah, Shakey, they DO belong together, even if you refuse to see it.

chuck, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"No, Shakey, actually I do like some of those categories sometimes, so you're full of shit as usual."

ahh c'mon, you've given us yr anti-y'allternative rap a million times and you know it.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok, I see:

1. I criticize one of the genres a lot.

therefore

2. I must not like any of them.

Can't argue with that logic, I guess!

chuck, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not gonna bother searching for posts on other threads where you disparage the Flaming Lips, undie rap, emo, or noise bands - suffice to say I know you've done it and I just don't care that much to spend the effort to go point by point in order to somehow categorically and empirically prove that you're basically just a reactionary provocateur.

But I wouldn't mind a little more of your ludicrous "Chambers Brothers are dub metal" spiel. That shit was funny.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Really?

Then post here and explain what's so "ridiculous" about it, moron:

RFI : Dub metal

chuck, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, do you EVER argue with people's actual *idea*s -- as, in what they actually SAY -- instead of your bizarre paranoid perceptions of their intentions behind those ideas, shakey? maybe you do; i dunno, usually i find your posts on this board completely ignorable, so it's possible, i guess. but if not, you might try it some time.

chuck, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I like the drumming on the one Dave Matthews album I have.

BTW, in the UK 'undie' is another word for 'pants'.

mei (mei), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think they can be dismissed as homogenous (at least not like DMB fans and their "they're the greatest musicians in the world!
Shakey, I was thinking along the lines of your "drinking the cool-aid" comment -- I wasn't referring to the specific props given to DMB from his cult (about his musicianship, range of styles, etc.)
With B&S and Coldplay, their fans (who represent a wide-reaching demographic) rattle on about how their songs have changed their lives, how deeply they're touched by their albums, and how they haven't felt that way about any band since the Smiths.
On the other hand, the non-kool aid drinkers don't "get" those bands AT ALL, to the point of not being able to stand any of their music.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link

oh chuck, I just enjoy needling you. If you had any ideas to speak of instead of an endless litany of bands and a lot of ass-covering platitudes maybe I would bother but it just isn't worth it. For example, you "argue" that the genres you listed emphasize "virtuosity and spontaneity and transcendence and complexity and authenticity", while being acting like you're unaware that such vague categories could be found in just about ANY genre. Anyway, keep those insults coming. Comedy GOLD.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

rabid fans who can't imagine why anybody wouldn't like them

Chuck, isn't that precisely what you are in relation to Big & Rich and countless other pop country rubbish acts?

Thor (Thor), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

"Shakey, I was thinking along the lines of your "drinking the cool-aid" comment -- I wasn't referring to the specific props given to DMB from his cult (about his musicianship, range of styles, etc.)
With B&S and Coldplay, their fans (who represent a wide-reaching demographic) rattle on about how their songs have changed their lives, how deeply they're touched by their albums, and how they haven't felt that way about any band since the Smiths.
On the other hand, the non-kool aid drinkers don't "get" those bands AT ALL, to the point of not being able to stand any of their music."

Ah, point taken. I'm surprised people would react that way to Coldplay - I don't know anyone who gives a shit about them in the states and they seem so deliberately pedestrian. Although when I travel their presence on the airwaves does seem ubiquitous... maybe they strike a nerve us yanks just don't have.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, I have lots of friends who don't like Big & Rich, Thor, and I do think they're missing something, though that's fine with me; but sure, if you like something a LOT, no matter WHAT it is, it can be hard to imagine why somebody else wouldn't. (I can sure imagine why somebody would hate Toby Keith of Montgomery Gentry, though, despite the fact that I like them.) So I wasn't excluding myself at all. In fact, my point is that Dave Matthews fans who defend what they love aren't unique at all. Fans of ALL bands act like that sometimes.

>... emphasize "virtuosity and spontaneity and transcendence and complexity and authenticity", while being acting like you're unaware that such vague categories could be found in just about ANY genre

chuck, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Those traits are emphasized in some genres (including some that i like, and some that I don't) more than in other genres, Shakey.

chuck, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow. I'm amazed, although not entirely surprised, that this exists.

http://www.elderly.com/videos/items/images/998/287-DVD114.jpg

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link

this came, not untellingly, up when i picturegoogled dmb:
http://www.haltaylor.com/Dave%20Matthews%20rocker.jpg

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 08:10 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.kimn100.com/images/musicnews/davematthews.jpg
he's crazy, that guy. i tell ya.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 08:11 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.rockmerch.com/images/DMB08sm.jpg
if that ain't pretty ...

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 08:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.kw.igs.net/~jklinn/newspic.jpg
up-to-date dave, just checking the developement in world news whilst on tour...

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 08:16 (nineteen years ago) link

we just can't seem to find our damn dividers...
http://www.planet-guitar.net/review/davemath_cd/DMB2.jpg

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 08:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Jeezzzzus! Won't this thread ever fuckin' expire?

Bottom line: DMB sucks, and therefore you must suck for liking them.

Case closed. Next?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

The Cure appears to be another "drink the Kool-Aid" band only I really, really like their Ecto-Cooler flavor.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

So wait...since YOU don't like them, they automatically suck? Which means I suck as well? Yes, that makes perfect sense. Thank you for clearing that up.

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I think the logic is as follows:

DMB sucks -> Alex (et al) doesn't like them.
DMB sucks -> You suck for liking them.

.. just as clarification ...

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"Earnest Rock, as performed by groups like Hootie and the Blowfish and Counting Crows, thrives as a reaction to the overblown tendencies of the musical extremes elsewhere in the marketplace. While this brand of music might be more “meaningful” than, say, Destiny’s Child, it’s also achingly dull in comparison to the catharsis and passion fueling a Nirvana or a PJ Harvey (or a Le Tigre or a Yo La Tengo).."

I love how the sarcasm of this one doesn't really hit til the ironic punchline about all those exciting PJ Harvey and Le Tigre and (this is the obvious clue) Yo La Tengo records. Like, if only all those clueless Counting Crows fans heard those, they'd never turn back!

olga, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

catharses can be slow, guys. seriously.

peter smith (plsmith), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah, but they DON'T suck. You just think they do.

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

""Earnest Rock, as performed by groups like Hootie and the Blowfish and Counting Crows, thrives as a reaction to the overblown tendencies of the musical extremes elsewhere in the marketplace. While this brand of music might be more “meaningful” than, say, Destiny’s Child, it’s also achingly dull in comparison to the catharsis and passion fueling a Nirvana or a PJ Harvey (or a Le Tigre or a Yo La Tengo).."

The other funny (and clearly intentional) thing is that Nirvana, PJ Harvey, Le Tigre, and Yo La Tengo present themselves as just as "earnest," if not more so, as Hootie and the Crows! (Not to mention the stupid dismissal-of-random-r&b-act-as-meaningless crap.)

olga, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Allison! You're back!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

oddly, nick catucci compares dmb to destiny's child here:

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0112/catucci.php

chuck, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmmmm.....DMB versus Destiny's Child.

There's a special ring in Hell that awaits me where these are the only two musical options.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

at least Destiny's Child doesn't try to pass themselves off as being "meaningful" or "deep"....
well, they do have that one song that says "all you women, independent, throw your handcuffs at me" or however it goes.

chuck, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

throw your handcuffs at me

hahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

But they aren't good, Allison. You just think so.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 July 2004 06:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I am completely digging this "drink the Kool-Aid" metaphor because it completely explains my musical tastes! In general, if I buy into a band/artist, I *completely* buy into them and am hard-pressed to find something by them that I dislike. Conversely, if an artist makes a bad impression on me, it's very, very, VERY improbable that I will ever warm to them.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 July 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

They are good, they have talent. They just don't fit your tastes.

Allison (Allison), Thursday, 1 July 2004 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

The guy working the heavy construction equipment down the street seems to have a lot of talent but he creates noise which is really annoying.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 July 2004 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Good Lord, in two weeks time we'll probably all have forgotten why DMB are so bad and hated! Perhaps a quickly-assembled print version of this thread should be made available.

briania (briania), Thursday, 1 July 2004 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Sure, Nick & Buzz prolly won't mind. For awhile.

briania (briania), Thursday, 1 July 2004 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

That sounds like a personal problem, Jon.

Allison (Allison), Thursday, 1 July 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd forgotten how goddamn awesome Alex in NYC was on this thread. I just laughed for a half hour.

mcd (mcd), Thursday, 1 July 2004 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

One last post before ILM is gone.

DMB sux. U R all gay.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 2 July 2004 10:33 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
that d00d's face looks like a canned ham!!!!
and the other guy, well, he just looks evil...

btw- DMB=the band that people who like jambandlite prefer.

and they suck.
phish are better. but only by a country mile.

eedd, Sunday, 25 July 2004 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link

This is my last testament to this world.

This thread will outlive me.

U

R

ALL

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Thank you.

Daisy the Cow, Sunday, 25 July 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
long time no revive!!!

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

He still sucks.

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i hear he likes to eat dog food

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

hi. this thread is due for a serious revival. anyone?

Jay Kid (Jay K), Friday, 22 October 2004 10:24 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I've totally changed my mind about this music. Oh wait, no I haven't.

J (Jay), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it because "the [Dave Matthews] band tour bus apparently dumped up to 800 pounds of liquid human waste into the Chicago River this summer"?

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,15208,00.html?tnews

Nemo (JND), Monday, 25 October 2004 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link

that is an amazing story. if they would just get fined for the air pollution, too.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 25 October 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"According to state Attorney General Lisa Madigan, the waste rained down on a passing tour boat, with many of the 100 passengers struck with falling feces in the mouth and eyes."

Nemo (JND), Monday, 25 October 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I just hope DMB doesn't attempt to "leak" their latest releases like this again.

Nemo (JND), Monday, 25 October 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I kinda like some of their stuff.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 25 October 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost)
We had a couple of threads on this too:
If I don't see how this is much different from listening to him...
What would have been a better title for my thread about Dave Matthews' bus allegedly dumping its "brownish-yellow", "foul-smelling muck" into the Chicago River and onto a boat full of tourists?
Scroll down on the second thread to read about the CLASSIC follow-up re:DMB offering to provide DNA evidence that it wasn't their shit.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 25 October 2004 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

i was out at lunch today and "crash" came on just as i was making my way out the door. "Mostly what I remember is people gagging"

tricky (disco stu), Monday, 25 October 2004 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

that thread will never hang...

this thread will become the milestone by which all threads will be measured.

all shall pass thru the DMB thread, or they shall perish.

eedd, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 08:52 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Damn, why do I always get the news so late? I really wanted to started a thread called "Dave Matthews shits in your general direction".

choo choo the herky jerky dancer (papa november), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I have most of Before These Crowded Streets now. "Halloween" in particular is really good. I like how they used the Kronos Quartet o some of these tracks. Who arranged the strings? I like the intricacy of the playing, the structures, and the meandering melodies. "The Dreaming Tree" is also a great song. Also, "The Song That Jane Likes" sounds like an American "Something's Changed"!

sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Hi! Long-time fan here (9 years, 34 shows), and I couldn't resist chiming in to tell you all how much I love this thread. It's provided much entertainment to a previously hum-drum day (I'm not trying to be a sarcastic bitch either, you really have great senses of humor and kept me chuckling). I'm hesitant to say more because of the criticism random "Googlers" have taken for being... random googlers (aside from adding unintelligible posts and making your point about tDMB fanbase resoundingly clear, but what can you do), but I'll try to watch my p's and q's. Most DMB fans are quite used to the hating at this point, and so don't bother to comment on the subject, but thank you Allison for truly Representing. I too, was a hater once, for about 10 minutes, until a copy of Crash landed in my stereo. From the first 5 seconds of Two Step I was a goner. I can't argue the technical merits of tDMB's musicianship because I'm not even a very good air-drummer, but their music spoke to me then and speaks to me still. That's really all I know. Oh, and that I never ever get tired of intoducing new music into my system; rock, jazz, and bluegrass being my favorite forms (DMB just happens to meld all three harmoniously). My other favorites include Badly Drawn Boy, Wilco, Zero7, Prince, Steely Dan, Nikka Costa, Marvin Gaye, Taj Mahal, Ben Folds/Five... just the first few that come to mind. I'm starting to listen to Death Cab for Cutie and digging them, and might just poke around this site some more to see what else I should be listening to right meow. Hope no one minds... :)

The Dreaming Tree

Standing here
The old man said to me
"Long before these crowded streets
Here stood my dreaming tree"
Below it he would sit
For hours at a time
Now progress takes away
What forever took to find
Now he's falling hard
And feels the falling dark
How he longs to be
Beneath his dreaming tree
Conquered fear to climb
The moments froze in time
When the girl who first he kissed
Promised him she'd be his
Remembered mother's words
There beneath the tree
"No matter what the world
You'll always be my baby"
Mommy come quick
The dreaming tree has died
The air is growing thick
A fear he cannot hide
The dreaming tree has died

Oh have you no pity
This thing I do
I do not deny it
All through this smile
As crooked as danger
I do not deny
I know in my mind
I would leave you now
If I had the strength to
I would leave you up
To your own devices
Will you not talk
Can you take pity
I don't ask for much
But won't you speak
Please

From the start
She knew she had it made
Easy up 'til then
For sure she'd make the grade
Adorers came in hordes
To lay down in her way
She gave it all she had
But treasures slowly fade
Now she's falling hard
She feels the fall of dark
How did this fall apart
She drinks to fill it up
A smile of sweetest flowers
Wilted so and soured
Black tears stain the cheeks
That once were so admired
She thinks when she was small
There on her father's knee
How he had promised her
"You'll always be my baby"
"Daddy come quick
The dreaming tree has died
I can't find my way home
There is no place to hide
The dreaming tree has died"
(shake't shake't) x4
Oh if I had the strength to
I would leave you up
to your own devices
will you not talk
can you take pity
I don't ask for much
won't you speak
please
(to much time)
Take me back x7
Save me please
(take me back)


~Dave Matthews

Danelle Juline, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link

might just poke around this site some more to see what else I should be listening to right meow. Hope no one minds... :)

Not at all. Welcome!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Howdy!

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

In a bar, about a month ago with friends, I heard a few tracks off Crash I had completely forgotten. I still think that album is a HUGE letdown compared to the first two, and I can't stand "Crash Into Me", but the songs I heard in that bar were the best ones I remember off that album, and I was delighted to hear them again. "Cry Freedom" is my favourite.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:39 (nineteen years ago) link

This is the longest thread I've ever seen.

DMB represents an MOR sensibility and the fetish of musicianship without anything resembling good songwriting. Taken alone, they are not unlike many of the boring bands that populate vh1 (john mayer, jack johnson, natalie merchant, nelly furtado, etc, etc.)

This would not be a problem but for their omnipresence, especially in cities with grocery stores that offer a myriad of granola options. DMBs main appeal is to jam band lovers, who are nice yet repugnant. Their secondmost audience is aging (sub)urbanites who crave eclecticism in only the slightest of doses. As much as I'd like to say that a band's audience doesn't color my impression of a band, it just isn't true in practice.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Part of me wants very badly to see this thread die. The other thinks it should just keep going forever. There is some absolutely HILARIOUS stuff upthread. And I would never want to see the Springsteen thread go as far as this one has.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 08:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't find any gay DMB slash pr0n :(

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 09:57 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaha

Bimble... (Bimble...), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 10:33 (nineteen years ago) link


If anyone is still looking for good songs to download, some of my favorites are Seek Up (live at Red Rocks), Captain, Halloween (live at the Gorge - the video is even more kickass though), JTR, Lie In Our Graves, Warehouse, too many to list - but my all-time favorite DMB tunes is #41!

(from Seek Up)

I'm not going to change my ways
Just to please you
Or appease you
Look at this crowd
Five billion proud
Willing to punch it out
Right wrong, weak strong
Ashes to ashes, all fall down

~Dave Matthews

Danelle, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.usscatastrophe.com/kh/prixdebeaute/zombie.jpg

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 22:18 (nineteen years ago) link


Ruthless and vicious he'll stomp on your face.
Deadly, Malicious, stay out of his space.
He'll rip your eyes out, don't look the wrong way.
And once you meet him, there's no time to pray.

He'll rip your heart out, make you eat your own lips.
Then crack your elbows, and crush fingertips.
He'll make you wish that you didn't exist.
Cause Sargent 'D' is coming, and you're on his list.

Don't cut the line, cause he'll cut off your legs.
Don't take your time or you'll spend time with the dead.
Don't try to trick him, he'll fill you with lead.
Don't beg for mercy, he'll piss on your head.

He'll kill your sister, then mail back the tits.
He'll beat you senseless, then break out the whips.
He'll make you wish that you didn't exist.
Cause Sargent 'D' is coming, and you're on his list.

He'll put gas on your kids, then throw them a match.
He'll back the car over grandma, then dissect het cat.
With his Stormtroopers of Death, he'll come to your town.
Their Uzi's rip through flesh, then it's time to chow down.
Their cause is justified, their reason is clear. T
he word revenge is all that they hear.
He'll make you wish that you didn't exist.
Cause Sargent 'D' is coming, and you're on his list.

- SOD "Sargent D & The SOD"

Timmy Tollman, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Why would anyone waste their precious time listening to the soulless, artless piffle that is DMB, when they could be listening to.........

http://www.powermetal.cl/darkmetal/images/venom/band03.jpg

VENOM!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link


YES! That is rad.

Danelle, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex, you're a bad influence. No poor, innocent DMB fan is safe. I'm going to have to call the Metal Police.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

As of this post, this thread has 22 trackbacks. Is that a high number?

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I still laugh out loud every time this thread is revived and I see hstencil's first post.

mcd (mcd), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link


"Alex, you're a bad influence. No poor, innocent DMB fan is safe."

You're right. I'm quite skeered.

Miss Chevious Grin, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

At least -- and even at their very worst -- VENOM WERE NEVER BORING! The same cannot be said for DMB.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, you might have a point there.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.inspot.org/assets/tell_card6_pop.jpg

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:41 (nineteen years ago) link

so much has happened since this thread began...
so much change...
and none at all.

may this thread continue into oblivion.

eedd, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 06:59 (nineteen years ago) link

we should celebrate the two year anniversary for this thread in less than a month!

we've already had milk & cookies. what should be on the menu this time around?

Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Ham would be appropriate.

A few peeps in half-hearted defense of the Davester.

In Richmond, Virginia, circa 1992, when I was a silly college student playing drums in a bad jazz band, these "Dave Matthews" chaps were a prominent regional band who were not yet famous. I never opened for them, but I did open for Bio Ritmo and Bio Ritmo sometimes opened for Dave. (So, by the transitive property of opening bands, I could kinda say I opened for Dave Matthews.)

They played every Wednesday at the Flood Zone, I think, and some friends of mine always went to see them. A girl I knew had a huge crush on Stefan Lessard, the bass player who is from some other country. A couple times, we were a few tables away from them at a bar or some such, but I never actually met Dave or anything.

The first song of theirs that I heard was "Satellite," from the album that had a cool magic-eye optical illusion on the cover (psychefuckinDELIC, man!). It has a very clean guitar intro that is in a weirder time signature than I had heard in rock and roll up to that point. And I still think that "Satellite" is a good song. (Though I can't get into all that followed it.) And I think that Dave's duet with Emmylou Harris, "My Antonia," was not half bad.

Whoever said that thing about some people wanting their eclecticism in very measured doses is mean but probably right.

Still, the band should be commended (with reservations) for popularizing different instrumentation from your standard rock band.

Yes, I know, the Velvets had the viola, blah blah blah Sugarcubes blah blah blah Jethro Tull. I'm not saying that the BMD is groundbreaking--rather that DMB's very large audience has a model for a different way a band can be, and that is worth something.

Last week, I heard an actually quite good rock band with a cellist, and suspect they were more inspired to break away from standard rock instrumentation by Dave and his crew than by, say, Rasputina.

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link


easy. kegstands, dude!

;)

Miss Chevious Grin, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

We are pleased to announce that Dave Matthews Band will be performing at the 4th
Annual Bonnaroo Music Festival in Manchester, TN. The three-day camping and
music festival will be held on June 10-12, 2005 on the same 700-acre farm 60
miles south of Nashville. A list of confirmed acts appears below, with more to
be announced prior to ticket sales and in the coming weeks.

Tickets will go on sale via the Krewe of Roo, The Official Bonnaroo Community,
on Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 10:00 AM Eastern Time and to the public on
Saturday, January 29, 2005 at 10:00 AM Eastern Time. Please visit
http://www.kreweofroo.com/ for information about the Krewe, or the official
Bonnaroo website at http://www.bonnaroo.com for complete ticketing information.
Check back often for additions to the lineup.

In addition to Dave Matthews Band, the 2005 Bonnaroo Confirmed Artists are:

Widespread Panic (2 shows)
The Allman Brothers Band
Jack Johnson
Alison Krauss & Union Station
Modest Mouse
Gov't Mule
Bela Fleck Acoustic Trio
The Mars Volta
John Prine
Yonder Mountain String Band
My Morning Jacket
Keller Williams
STS9
Earl Scruggs & Friends
Joss Stone
O.A.R.
Toots and the Maytals
Umphrey's McGee
Iron & Wine
Ozomatli
Rilo Kiley
Karl Denson's Tiny Universe
Drive-By Truckers
Particle
Joanna Newsom
Xavier Rudd
Ray LaMontagne
The Gourds
Secret Machines
Donna The Buffalo
John Butler Trio
Ollabelle
Citizen Cope
Brazilian Girls
M. Ward
Madeleine Peyroux

Specific performance days and times for each artist will be announced in the
coming months. Complete festival information is available at
http://www.bonnaroo.com, which will be continually updated.

Cheers, Warehouse Crew

http://warehouse.davematthewsband.com

Miss Chevious Grin, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow! Dave Matthews and Bela Fleck are playing Bonaroo! There IS a god!

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Gay Dave Mathews Band slash porn is the only thing that can save this thread.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost:
Cool! Will Futureman be there?

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

whoa TWO widespread shows. brother, i'm callin' in sick, you with me? come on, high five. listen, seriously though, now that phish has busted up and dmb is all about the college kids, widespread is the band that's sort of keepin' the jam band shit real. i don't see 'em sellin' out anytime soon, youknow? cuz thing is, they've got the chops and they've got the balls to stick with what's real and what always has been real. been a long time since i felt this kind of power in a band, not since the last god street show i was at, and by the last god street show I was at, i mean the last god street show overall, cuz i was at every show on their last tour, you know? red is a great fuckin album. listen, you've gotta check some of their concert boots once in awhile. they could lay it down and stretch it out like motherfukers man. i still remember the first show i saw. back in '94 or somethin'. brother, what a time. hey, do you remember when blues traveler was still underground and how they would just JAM? fuck dude, before all that mtv shit, right? man. i swear dude, i thought they were gonna tear it up like phish in the end, but then they got too big. damn. but there was that period, bro, maybe like '94, '95, somethin' like that, when phish was still around and they hadn't blown up big, when the traveler was still unknown, when god street and widespread were playin' the smaller shows, when the dead was still in business...remember those days? what a fucken time. i mean today we got moxy fruvous and bela fleck, and i guess medeski martin wood are cool too, but ain't the same thing. ain't the same vibe, homes. days long past, bro. days long past.

whoosh smoke (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh my god, I can't tell if that is serious or not. Bravo, either way.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Drive-By Truckers

i wonder if they'll do thier 3 hour set or just an hour?

eedd, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

How Many ILM Posters Ever Saw GG Allin Live?

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha Shakey I hadn't seen that before! There's . . . I don't know . . . a certain kinda irony there . . . < /obvious joke>

J (Jay), Thursday, 20 January 2005 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is so flappin' long I forgot who was irked about DMB suing record stores for selling boots, but I had meant to comment that they are righteous in doing so; bootlegs are FREE, not 60 bucks. They freely allow tapers to record all of their shows so long as a profit is not being made. It is how they acquired their fanbase to begin with. Just an fyi, yo.

Miss Chevious Grin, Thursday, 20 January 2005 04:02 (nineteen years ago) link

quiet represent who dmb is

Dave Matthews Band: Their Success And Their Music
Who is the Dave Matthews Band? Five years ago that question would have gotten nothing more than a weird stare and a stupid look. But today you would get everything but that. The Dave Matthews Band is one of the most successful bands of the late 20th century. But many ask how a band so new has become so successful in such a relatively short period of time. Many come to wonder if it was their music, their look, or possibly something else that has made the Dave Matthews Band what they are today. It is my opinion that the Dave Matthews Band's success comes from their earth-toned acoustical music, their buttoned flannel shirts and their khaki pants, their heart-laced lyrics, and the need for many Jerry Garcia "Dead Head" survivors to find a new musical connection to life.

Using the Official Dave Matthews Web Page (http://dmband.com) as a reference tool, I found that the life of the Dave Matthews Band saga begins early in 1991.Dave Matthews decided to put the songs he'd been writing on tape. But rather than recording just his voice and guitar, he decided to gather some other musicians to give the project a fuller sound. Carter Beauford, Leroi Moore, Stefan Lessard, and Boyd Tinsley teamed with Dave Matthews and became the Dave Matthews Band. After several rehearsals in basements, they were ready to play in public. The first gig was May 11, 1991 at a party on the roof of an apartment building in Charlottesville. About 40 people were in attendance that night. Their first open-to-the-public performance was at the 1991 Earth Day Festival on Charlottesville, Virginia's Downtown Mall. That exposure led to regular Tuesday night gigs at a small restaurant called Eastern Standard. Before long, the largest music club in town had them playing Tuesday night gigs filling the club to capacity with locals and University of Virginia students week after week. As word spread, the band was playing three- four- five- night tours around the region. As the band's success began to exfoliate, the first album named Remember Two Things was released in August of 1993, shortly followed by recently released in February of 1994. With 1994 proving to be a big year for the Dave Matthews Band, Under the Table and Dreaming was released on September 27th. This major release is what really made the bands elegant acoustical sound known throughout the United States and Europe (26 March 1999).

By this point, many wonder what is next for the Dave Matthews Band. Their audience was growing, but they still didn't have a following that rivaled bands like the Grateful Dead and Phish. But nobody could have predicted what 1995 would bring, both good and bad. Dave Matthews Band (DMB) opened two shows for the Grateful Dead at Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas. Some believe this show was priceless and "one in a million" for the Dave Matthews Band (Pepper). Many of the reasons this show was so important had to do with the attention Dave Matthews Band got from the Grateful Dead's audience. This proved to be an overwhelming significance when the Dead encountered the death of Jerry Garcia later on in the 1995 year. The Grateful Dead had an incredible amount of fans. "The band attracted a cult following in live performances by playing without set lists (lists of songs) in a free improvised format shaped in part by audience rapport" (Garcia). All the "Grateful Dead" fans, better known as "Dead Heads" loved the acoustic sound Garcia provided for the band, and with the newly created vibe of Dave Matthews Band, the transition was an easy one to make. Thus, many of the "Dead Heads" are now faithful followers of the DMB, and many now use Dave Matthews Band as a new musical connection to life.

But the death of Jerry Garcia and the flock of newly dedicated fans weren't the only reasons for popularity for the Dave Matthews Band. The sound, the feeling of the music that Dave Matthews Band creates, makes for their own following, like no other before. As David E. Thigpen, author, Time magazine puts it:

The DMB offers an alternative to alternative rock: music that is conspicuously eclectic but plainly rooted in the familiar bedrock of Americana, the blues and jazz. By introducing acoustic guitars and shifting tempos punctuated by violins, penny whistles and other flourishes of world music and jazz, the band has forged a cerebral yet commercially appealing sound, surpassing competitors like Phish. (Thigpen)

After the release of Under the Table and Dreaming came the album Crash, which involved various artists such as Bela Fleck & the Flecktones and Los Lobos. But their most recent and best studio recording effort by a landslide is Before These Crowded Streets. Instrumentally, the band is joined by interesting guests such as Bela Fleck that is known to "… decorate the record with his saw-toothed banjo…" (Gulla). Kronos Quartet and Alanis Morisette show up on several songs and sing background vocals on "Spoon". Before long, the Dave Matthews Band not only attracts their own audience, but they reveal that rather than being content with their considerable fan base, they reach out to new styles, new ideas, and best of all new fans (Gulla).

Though their music is powerful indeed, what's in the music is as so ever powerful. Lyrics are the heart of any music, whether they are sung, yelled, or mumbled. The Dave Matthews Band is definitely one to talk when it comes to lyrics. In hearing any of his lyrics from all the way back to his first album, right up to his current hit with Before These Crowded Streets. All of the Dave Matthews Band songs have what many would call "heart and soul" to them. Take for instance "I Let You Down":

…I let you down; How could I be such a fool like me; Tail between my legs; I'm a puppy for your love; I'm a puppy for your love; I have no lid upon my head; But if I did; You could look inside and see what's on my mind; oh it's you…

Line by line, Dave Matthews Band goers find themselves breathless is awe of the words that come from Dave's mouth. In "I Let You Down", Dave is singing about how he had done something that let supposedly somebody down by, and he is so upset he tries to show his sorrow and his want to reconcile his wrong doing. But the helpless of his music propels you into his world so you can feel his pain.

Many well known magazines also have good things to say about Dave Matthews Band's lyrical approach, "he (Dave Matthews) conjures optimism in a world be set by environmental depredation, political paralysis, self-doubt, and hopelessness" (Thigpen). Meanwhile Dave Matthew's describes his songs as "therapy, an effort to help his listeners cope with society, where racism is absolutely alive" (Sheffield).

There's something else about the Dave Matthews Band that propels so many to want to see every show that they play. Maybe it's because whenever the band is seen they wear anything but exactly what one of the newest and most popular alternative bands would wear; Khaki pants, flannel shirts, hemp necklaces, and an occasional baseball cap. This helps create the well known "laid back" style of the band onstage as well as off. But quite possibly it's the way they "seem more like a jazz combo than a rock band" (Thigpen). Robin Bresnark, from Melody Maker says:

Their musical style is very natural, full of blues and jazz from introduction of acoustic guitars and shifting tempos punctuated by violins, penny whistles, and other flourishes of would music and jazz. Onstage the five band members seem more like a jazz combo, playing tightly coordinated phrases then suddenly veering off into flights of improvision. (Bresnark)

In conclusion, the Dave Matthews Band is nothing short than incredible. By projecting a very laid back and functional attitude, with a very open musical style, the band will continue to top the billboard charts for years to come. Dave Matthews' musical style will live forever, and I am sure that Jerry Garcia is very happy knowing that his following is now sleeping in line for hard to get tickets to every show Dave Matthews Band plays. Talent flourishes in the band, and for anyone who has any of their CD's, you'll know that their live music is incredibly spontaneous. But one thing is for sure, this band will be releasing albums for years to come; and it's nice to hear music that is not filled with hate or violence, but filled with heart and soul lyrics, and a non-violent tone.

Works Cited

Bresnark, Robin. "The Dave Matthew Band gives us a guided tour of Washington DC." Melody Maker Aug 8, 1998.

Bresnark, Robin. "Unfinished Monk Business" Melody Maker Jun 27, 1998.

Garcia, Jerry. "Jerry Garcia." Encyclopedia Encarta. 1998 Ed.

Gulla, Bob. "Before These Crowded Streets." Audio Aug 1998.

Pepper, Tracey. "Dave Matthews Band" US Jun 1998

Sheffield, Rob. "Stunt/Before These Crowded Streets." Rolling Stone Dec 24, 1998-Jan 7, 1999.

The Dave's Matthews Band: the official Web Site. (1991-1997) http://dmband.com

Thigpen, David E. "Shelter in the storm" Time Aug 3, 1998

mr.smurf, Thursday, 20 January 2005 10:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, I see. Hey! I DO love the Dave Matthews Band! And I didn't even know it!

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 20 January 2005 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

mmmm... Egg-cellent! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Miss Chevious Grin, Thursday, 20 January 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, what's this thread about?

**%@, Thursday, 20 January 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

This, I think

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 20 January 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i just read through this whole thread for the first time. i feel like i've witnessed the traces of something big, historic, ineffable--some long-distant, ancient culture that i can only dream about or read about in history books. this thread = the odyssey of our time.

fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

the odyssey of our time
RFI: Why Does Ulysses Get All Yessed Out In The Last Chapter?

Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Speaking of Yes, I just realized the other day that the guitar part to "Crash Into Me", previously thought by me to be the only good DMB bit, was totally ripped off from "And You and I - III. The Preacher The Teacher" by Yes.
So now there is absolutely nothing I like about DMB...

Anyone Who Can Pick Up A Frying Pan Pwns Death (AaronHz), Thursday, 24 February 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Wheres all the googlers? Thread is 2 years old yet still no 2000th post.

Disappointed, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

After the shit conviction, the bloom was off the rose.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 01:05 (nineteen years ago) link

If only all the news sites reporting the 'shitstorm' surrounding the courtcase hadn't just linked everyone to this thread.

Disappointed, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 01:17 (nineteen years ago) link

the new single is actually interesting and pretty good

Cheek0 (Cheek0), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 01:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shitballs, this thread is massive.

buck van smack (Buck Van Smack), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

"As the band's success began to exfoliate..."

f--gg (gcannon), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, please give the new single a listen. It's very not standard DMB, so maybe some would like it.

Allison (Allison), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread: 1926 posts
the human after all thread: 1270 posts

Which one will be the ultimate ILM champ?

a banana (alanbanana), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 03:52 (nineteen years ago) link

oops, it's 1937!

a banana (alanbanana), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

wasnt the jay-z vs nas thread the defending champion by quite a long way ?

Disappointed, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 04:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Is there a limit to how long threads can get? Are we just playing with fire here and one day ILM will be completely kaput because this thread got too long?

xpost

Bimble... (Bimble...), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link

you bunch of fucking losers really spent 2 years saying how much you hate something? with all of the shit you could be doing, oh wait, you are all dead from the neck up. worthless pricks. dmb should crush you with there wallets.

marci carpenter, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Nice try, "marci" .. You won't make us react and get this thread going again by trolling us like that. We have standards.

Dave Matthews Sucks! Woooooooooo!

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread should be published as a novel.

Francisco Monar (fmonar), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I did not Like Dave or DMB for years, mostly because others liked them and were pushing me to do the same. My wife forced me to a concert (kicking and screaming) three years ago. Shortly after that I was requesting to borrow her DMB CD's. I can’t put my finger on what it is. But there is something there that keeps you coming back. Again from 95-2002 I would not listen did not want to, did not like it. Frankly now I am sorry I missed out on seven years of enjoying the music for me and missing the enjoyment with my wife. For some of you this thread seems to be simply a bash DMB forum. I would like to hear objective opinions and not the "Shock" replies covering 90% of this thread. What makes you not Like DMB? I love all types of music from Pop to Rock to Country and Classical. Yes I do prefer DMB over all the others but what category is DMB even in? One could argue Country or POP or even a Jam Band distinction.

I am fortunate to have numerous friends that share the love of music and DMB with me. We have all discussed this before and none can answer why we like it so much. I hope you listen to new music of any type with an open heart and let in what you like not what others say you should or should not like, I believe it is only then you can truly appreciate the music no matter what type or who is performing it.

Big Rob, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

TS:
I would like to hear objective opinions and not the "Shock" replies covering 90% of this thread.
-vs-
We have all discussed this before and none can answer why we like it so much.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

What makes you not Like DMB?

Have you noticed what thread you're posting on? There's a 1900+ post thread here that will help answer your question.

I believe Jay Z vs Nas was a longer thread in terms of word count, but not in the # of posts.

Both the Human After All and Arular threads are getting up there.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I think the weird thing, Big Rob, is that your tone of voice is such that you could substitute the word 'Amway' for 'DMB' and produce much the same result.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread may reach 2000, but theres no way it will reach 2500 or 3000.
I just can't see there being enough interest in sustaining this thread for another 2 years bar the very odd revival or googler.
The other threads may run and run though.

Disappointed, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link

He likes all types of music guys!!!!


But does that include experimental horse music?

Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Disappointed -- Dave Matthews band is a subject of perennial hate whereas the M.I.A. and Daft Punk discussions are surely not going to go on for years. What are you smoking?

Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

But hardly anyone outside of USA/Canada knows who DMB are. Half of all ILXors are not from there.
But people in all countries are interested in Daft Punk or Jay-Z vs Nas.

Disappointed, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

TS:
I would like to hear objective opinions and not the "Shock" replies covering 90% of this thread.
-vs-
We have all discussed this before and none can answer why we like it so much.

-- dave225 (right.knewi...), March 23rd, 2005.

TS: For some of you this thread seems to be simply a bash DMB forum.
vs.
Dave Matthews Band: Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

you bunch of fucking losers really spent 2 years saying how much you hate something?
You see, my dear marci, all Dave Matthews fans are alike, but each Dave Matthews hater hates in his own fashion, to paraphrase Leo T.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

26 trackbacks!!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread absorbs all, sees all, knows all. It is The Aleph and Omphalos.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Sing me, O muse, of that fleet-fingered guitar hero whose fans travelled far and wide to see him, even after he dropped a sack of shite on the fabled windy city of Chicago.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

But hardly anyone outside of USA/Canada knows who DMB are. Half of all ILXors are not from there.
But people in all countries are interested in Daft Punk or Jay-Z vs Nas.

-- Disappointed (disappointe...) (webmail), March 23rd, 2005 2:14 PM. (link)

Wrong!!!

Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Make that "O musos," if you like.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

dmb should crush you with there wallets.

Aye yai yai....again with that "he's made lots of money, so therefore he must be the most excellent thing to ever pick up an instrument!"

Call me a "hater"! Please. Do! Because I Do hate! I embrace my hatred. HATRED SHOULD NOT BE FEARED! HATRED IS A VALID EMOTION! And, for the record, it's not DMB I hate (their music -- as labouriously stated above -- simply BORES me -- which is worse than sucking, btw), IT'S HIS SHITHEAD FANS AND THEIR LAME JUSTIFICATIONS!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

He's a pervy-sounding peniswrinkle, as my friend Christy aptly put it.

What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, Baby! Crush me with your wallet!

Bimble... (Bimble...), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

dmb should crush you with there wallets
I belief proper English would be " dmb should crush you with those there wallets."

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Close, but I think it would be "them there wallets"

Bimble... (Bimble...), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I used to love this thread, then I was ashamed of it, then I ignored it, and now I love it again. Is there some pop-psychology 'phases of DMB threads' book that I should know about?

J (Jay), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

wow... this is too funny..

Let me be the first to say - Who the fuck is Dave Matthews?!

Jose Ole, Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm surprised the first comment wasn't 'there' = 'their' - rather, alternative sentence structures were considered... just odd i thought..

Hope you all enjoy missing this summer's DMB tour - the fans won't miss ya there either.

english major, Thursday, 24 March 2005 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Call me a "hater"! Please. Do! Because I Do hate! I embrace my hatred.
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/palpatine_4.jpg
"Yessssss, feel the dark side of your DMB Hatred surging through you!"

HATRED SHOULD NOT BE FEARED! HATRED IS A VALID EMOTION! And, for the record, it's not DMB I hate (their music -- as labouriously stated above -- simply BORES me -- which is worse than sucking, btw), IT'S HIS SHITHEAD FANS AND THEIR LAME JUSTIFICATIONS!
"Then STRIKE THEM DOWN, Young Apprentice! STRIKE! AND SHOW NO MERCY!"

or, in the alternative,

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38365000/jpg/_38365615_lydon300ap.jpg
"ANGER IS AN ENERGY! ANGER IS AN ENERGY! ANGER IS AN ENERGY!"

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 24 March 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm surprised the first comment wasn't 'there' = 'their' - rather, alternative sentence structures were considered... just odd i thought..

Hope you all enjoy missing this summer's DMB tour - the fans won't miss ya there either.

-- english major (stupidpeopl...), March 24th, 2005 11:18 PM.

Did you mean, "The fans won't miss ya. They're either" ?

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 24 March 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

"This thread should be published as a novel."

and that novel will be made into a short film with manic edits and inclusion of all the pics and shite in this thread for accuracy. this short film will undoubtably inspire a major motion picture or perhaps a public apology from Dave himself, which will include the phrases - 'i'm sorry i sing like a muppet', 'i'm SERIOUSLY sorry about my fanbase of idiots and assclowns who interpret my every move as that of jesus christ himself.', and 'sorry about the poo-dumping thing. but really, that wasn't THE BAND or MYSELF, but the sanitation co. we used. who have been sacked.'

or perhaps this thread will experience a revival on par with 80's fashion or neo-hippidom with the coming of the next DMB joint.

has anyone posted a link for this onto a DMB forum?
just wondering.

eedd, Thursday, 24 March 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

From the Derogatis hatethread. For "Jim" and "he," substitute "you," for "Jim's," substitute "your," then adjust verbs accordingly, and voila, ilm defends the dave and implicates itself in one fell swoop!

But the music that Jim really doesn't like that is celebrated in the mainstream 20 years on -- and which is being re-sold now with gusto, even though he hates it-- tends to be the music that he disdained because guys who had girlfriends, and dates, and stuff like that were into it. In fact, an argument can be made that this music was responsible for the most god-awful times in Jim's history of being a loser and not getting laid.

dove, Thursday, 24 March 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I feel bad for all of you. Especially the person who started this shitty, ball sucking thread. But also for those who contributed to this worthless jizz spot of a thread which this has amounted to be. Go get a life you jack asses, and stop irritating fans of good music. Enough Said.

a h, Saturday, 26 March 2005 03:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"Go get a life you jack asses, and stop irritating fans of good music."

This, in a nutshell, would be my message to the Dave Matthews Band.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2005 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 26 March 2005 05:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Go T-bag your self.

ddf, Saturday, 26 March 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Not possible, I'm afraid. And god knows I've tried...

I have to say that I think my response was fairly well-mannered in response to a post that included such hugs-n-cuddles as "shitty, ball sucking" and "worthless jizz spot" in reference to the opinions of those above.

In contrast to my earlier nice-nice, my response to you is that perhaps you should go eat a bag of dicks. Which, I hear, is a more biologically plausible alternative.

Juvenalia can be fun! Who knew?

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Who is Dave Matthews? Should I have heard of him? Have I spent too long hunting out obscure Albini bootlegs?

I'm not joking, btw.

Si Carter (Si Carter), Sunday, 27 March 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

You haven't missed much. He's a singer songwriter who brays like a donkey and fronts what sounds like a Spin Doctors cover band...only without the funk.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 27 March 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

"...only without the funk."

oh, i dunno.
the fans...i mean...they kinda, well, i'm sayin...
well, they got some sorta 'funk' goin on, right?

heh. right?

yeah.

eedd, Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

You haven't missed much. He's a singer songwriter who brays like a donkey and fronts what sounds like a Spin Doctors cover band...only without the funk.
-- Lord Custos Omicron (l.custo...), March 27th, 2005.

Wow. It took 1977 posts, but someone finally nailed it better than hstencil's first response.

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Sunday, 27 March 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanx. But hstencil should get credit for summing up the muppet-ness.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 27 March 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is historic, no? I haven't posted on it yet, so here's my contribution, pre-2k.

There's a good chance this has already been said in some form, so I'm risking an xpost (I'm not reading through 1,980 posts, sorry), but seriously, if you've heard enough music over the years, there's a good chance that you should know better than to consider them as one of your favorite bands. If you love DMB that much, you probably need to listen to more music. (How's that for elitist?) And if DMB happens to be your favorite band for life, then there is no hope for you, and you will never understand true listening enjoyment.

I'll admit that I think a few of their songs are really well written (I always liked "The Best Of What's Around" and "Dancing Nancies" is pretty cool) but seriously, who actually puts "Dave" in their CD player and listens to it, when there's literally thousands upon thousands of bands more worthy of their time?

Oh and also I saw them at Jones Beach in 1997 and it was the worst concert I've ever been to.

billstevejim, Sunday, 3 April 2005 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Aha, I've just found the reference (about 1,700 posts above) to Travis and Ocean Colour Scene. I understand completely now....

Si Carter (Si Carter), Sunday, 3 April 2005 09:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Dave USED to be better than a lot of stuff on the radio…in like 1994. Under the Table and dreaming was a good album. As far as I can tell after that it was downhill musically, as popularity got huge. I started to develope an intense dislike for him as I saw tons of people I had no respect for at college worship him. In my experience, it was all the cool interesting people who DID NOT like him, and all the sort of groupie/unoriginal people who DID. I know there are plenty of very intelligent people out there who like him, I know a few of them…but mostly, I think it’s his overwealming uncurious/unoriginal followers who just go with what the crowd thinks is popular and love him that turns me off big time. I used to have a stereoype (circa 1998) of people who liked him–it went something like this “Yeah, I drive a jetta, shop at Abercrombie and Fitch, Listen to DMB, Phish…

So there...Stupid Matthews! Stupid overal fan base....Big fat stupidness everywhere. People think for yourselves...take your asses to the barber shop. Tell the barber you're sick of looking like an asshole. Wesley Willis has more talent in one little finger.

Boards of Canada, Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

This is the thread where we anticipate and then flip out over how great M.I.A.'s 'Arular' is (36 new answers, 1040 total)


d00ds, this is gaining WAY too fast....
it's only been around for 4 months!!!!
make w/ the hate, people!!!!!!

eedd, Friday, 8 April 2005 03:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Because thats what all the popular kids liked in highschool... and instead of going Columbine on them, I just vowed to hate DMB....

Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Friday, 8 April 2005 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, and the music sounds like the weather channel...boring ass shit meant to be playing in the background as newscasters talk, then go home, then listen to the same shit in their cars.

Boards of Canada, Friday, 8 April 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't even remember why I used to like these guys. something about ... perhaps ... maybe ... nope. nothing.

lemin (lemin), Friday, 8 April 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

it's good to see so much real distaste for this tasteless band...

Boards of Canada, Friday, 8 April 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5738

another blog worth visiting
Dave sucks cock for a living!

drainbrain, Friday, 8 April 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

here's the thing about indie kids: they suck. they like bands shirts more than the bands, and all the music they listen to sounds the same. a bunch of shaggy unemployables trying to sound as lo fi as possible, because all honest music sounds like it was recorded in a vacuum cleaner. it's not about music with indie kids. they don't like dave matthews because he's on the radio and people who aren't hip as them like them. i didn't go to the link, but i'm certain there isn't one legitimate musical argument there. they think they know a lot about music because they can name a lot of obscure bands. hipsters blow. now you've got me started on these fucks. great. i'll be angry the rest of the day now.

labatt blue, Friday, 8 April 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

labatt blue, you can suck on my hairy balls...while you read this comment...so anyway, you have a point about the teeshirts and all that, why the hell do indie kids like that shit? actually it's fair to say some do. Any, allow me to let you know that Dave matthews Shits on people's faces just for fun! You could be next...you don't think that bus driver who dropped all that shit on people in the river really did it? NO...it was fucking Matthews...all because he thought they were some dumb asses who listened to his music...thinking, how are these mainstream assholes so damn stupid do be listening to my sorry ass over and over?

I hope you fart until your world is full of your own asshole smell

Dave matthews will CUM on your face and then you will lick it off!

infestedterran, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

who will score the coveted 2000th post?

labatt blue, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoever does, I hope it involves Dave Matthews' plasma given that all his other bodily fluids have been given time.

I DESIRE...MACARONI NECKLACES AND SOAP SCULPTURES (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Dave Masturbates all night long...I have proof...and then he shits himself

pope john paul II, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't even remember why I used to like these guys. something about ... perhaps ... maybe ... nope. nothing.

Lemin, you're from Boulder. You get a free pass.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

They bring shame to the church..they corrupt america's youth. They incourage mindless hippie sex. Dave should have his ballsac put on a chopping block and pounded with a sledge hammer, while all his pansy-ass fans with their white jock-ass baseball caps, low-IQ buisness middle management positions, preteen girls, circus monkey frat boys, ALPHA BETA LAMDA bullshit people sit back and stare at their lives passing before him, as his reproductive seed is smashed forever and ever...so that there will no longer be anyone to pass on his complete utter assholeness too. Fuck off and Die dave.

pope john paul II, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

What happens? This is exciting!

What Happens At 2000th Post?, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

More Dave Matthew's fans appear.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think I'd like dave matthews.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

this should've been 2000

A Momentous moment is about to happen on ILM

tim reynolds, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think I'd like dave matthews.

2000, like the year, comes not with a bang, but a whimper.

And not a trace of plasma, either.

I DESIRE...MACARONI NECKLACES AND SOAP SCULPTURES (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

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Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Where was Allison? She should have had the 2000th post.

Will this thread ever reach 2500 or 3000?

Dave Matthews, Friday, 8 April 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

DMB sucks......and you suck for liking them.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

European Electronica A-holes is what we are!

Where is Erasto B. Mpemba? (ex machina), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'm content with the fact that if you would have never posted that link, I would never know that site existed. And I plan to continue my life as if I don't know that site is there. I still haven't followed the link, and I don't plan to. I know sites like that are out there, but who the fuck cares."

Where is Erasto B. Mpemba? (ex machina), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I bet this won't all be so funny when it gets so long your HIPSTER LAPTOP'S CRASH opening it up!

crash into me, Friday, 8 April 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

1988 older messages are hidden.

Where is Erasto B. Mpemba? (ex machina), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

ok DMB fans, you really make asses of yourselves by generalizing the ungeneralizable....but you are easily generalized. You are assmunchers.
You like a retarded artist dedicated to buttsex and fingerbanging.

pope john paul II, Friday, 8 April 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

You like a retarded artist dedicated to buttsex and fingerbanging.


Evidence?

The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

"Indie rock died flat in 1994 and everybody knows that, viscerally."

The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

The landmark of 2000th post deserved something better like when it reached 1000. At least some cake and balloons.

Robbie j, Saturday, 9 April 2005 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Why do I keep opening this thread?

was a question asked as far back as April 20, 2004.

My psyche has been permanently traumatized by Dom's repetitive photo bombardment.

I think I need a shrink.

The Silent Disco of Glastonbury (Bimble...), Saturday, 9 April 2005 05:12 (nineteen years ago) link

lesseee here...

we already had the cookies...
Dune references
Star Wars references
pics a' plenty

hmmmm...
2000=time to post onto DMB forums to link and watch the ensuing battle for the universe?

or not.

eedd, Saturday, 9 April 2005 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link

"Wesley Willis has more talent in one little finger." in reference to Mssrs. Matthews and band.

The amazing thing about this is that it's true. And Wesley's dead...but the statement is still rooted in undeniable fact.

Dear DMB fans. A dead schizophrenic has a lifeless appendage that is more talented than your favorite musician. Just thought you should know...

I keep hoping you will fight back, rather than disappearing into the ether. I can only assume you are too busy smoking your hacky-sacks, or whatever it is that neo-hippies do when they aren't out doing that orbit-in-a-circle dance or sticking Phish stickers over their fraternity logos on mom's Jetta.

Jerks.

John Justen (johnjusten), Sunday, 10 April 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I still say the couple songs I've heard have been okay.

RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Sunday, 10 April 2005 00:40 (nineteen years ago) link

DRUMMER IS AWESOME

charleston charge (chaki), Sunday, 10 April 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish the internets would have explodered after RJG's posta 2000*. Because this thread sucks now. It was always stupid, but now it's damn fucking stupid, and not in a good way.

*(which was inspired genious and befitting of the 2000th post.)

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link

dave225--do you like Dave Matthews? Why? He sucks constipated goat's ass.

joefubbs, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 13:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Have you read the thread? lazy.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I find it amusing that people can find so much hate towards someone else's opinion. Every single person on this thread, whether you like DMB or not, if you replied with a hateful message, you are just as good as hitler, george bush (both), Satan (if you choose to believe, and every other person on this earth who decided that their opinion is better than another. If you had half a brain cell you would realize that your efforts have fallen short of nothing.

Why don't you start a thread called "Why I hate Jews" or "Why Americans are better than everybody else" or how about "Why my penis is bigger than yours" they would have about as much value to society as this one does.

Thank you.

Zach, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

(if you choose to believe)

I think people that don't like Dave just tend to be more critical. Like they'd close their parentheses, not because they're evil, but because they're not self-centered enough not to care about the readibility of their posts. And there's no way they'd ever compare others' hatred for a topic as inconsequential as their favorite band to one of the most horrible events in history. That's the kind of spoiled brat solipsism people tend to associate with Dave fans.

mt. zion, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate Dave Matthews Bands because he wasnt at the Warped Tour and if he is not at the Warped Tour or for sale at Hot Topics then I don't care because I'm fucking indie to the core bitch. Does anybody know where I can buy a new leather bracelet? I lost mine at a Dave Matthews Bands concert. I LOVE THEIR COVER OF MAIDENS RUN TO THE HILLS!!!

your mom, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I HATE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND BECAUSE I VOTED FOR BUSH AND BUSH TOLD ME THAT DAVE MATTHEWS BAND WAS DEVIL ARAB OSAMA MUSIC!!! GOD BLESS AMERICAN IDOL!

uh23423243, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I totally masterbated 500,000 times before i finished reading this thread because the hate for dmb is so intense and meaningful that i had to get off, if you would like to purchuse the cum from my 500,000 ejaculations you can find it at http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16122&item=666666666666666666&rd=1

Don't forget to celebrate your 14th birthday!

winky, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Mt. Zion: Look up sentence fragment in your grammar nazi handbook.

not mt. zion, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like to thank this thread for keeping me up an hour and fifteen minutes longer than I initially intended.

(All right! I posted on it!)

Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 05:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"Every single person on this thread, whether you like DMB or not, if you replied with a hateful message, you are just as good as hitler, george bush (both), Satan (if you choose to believe, and every other person on this earth who decided that their opinion is better than another. If you had half a brain cell you would realize that your efforts have fallen short of nothing"

HUZZAH!!!
the DMB fans are coming back to breathe new life into this withered husk of a thread!!!!

revive! the power of the DMB fanbase compells you!!!!!

eedd, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 10:29 (nineteen years ago) link

There's nothing wrong with Hatred.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 11:09 (nineteen years ago) link

....you fucking hippy!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 11:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Why can't we be better than Hitler, the Bushes and Satan? Always a bridesmaid...

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 12:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Someone posted a link to this thread and mentioned that this board was frequented by "music journos and people in indie and electronica bands." Quite frankly:
- "Music journalism" generally strikes me as gibberish written by people who failed out of real Universities and/or never got the chance to engage in real writing.
- Electronica...um...is there even anything to say here? This genre is gayer than the semen that drips down the leg of a young Korean boy that has just been gangfucked by Elton John and 15 or 16 of his closest friends. It's bland. It lacks passion. It lacks purpose. It lacks ideology. It's music only in the most academic sense of the word. It's kind of like HIV for your ears.
- Indie rock is perhaps the only genre with a higher rating on the gay-o-meter than electronica. No talent, emaciated little queers who hack away at their instruments in a half-assed fashion and write songs that are either about "feelings" or...well...nothing at all really.

So in conclusion; as much as any of you may hate DMB at least:
- They can play their instruments to save their lives
- They actually have instruments
- Their music is intended for purposes other than giving mini-Liberaces something to dance to and arrogant emo fags something to mope along to.

Kris P., Wednesday, 13 April 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

""Wesley Willis has more talent in one little finger." in reference to Mssrs. Matthews and band.
The amazing thing about this is that it's true. And Wesley's dead...but the statement is still rooted in undeniable fact.

Dear DMB fans. A dead schizophrenic has a lifeless appendage that is more talented than your favorite musician. Just thought you should know...
"

Well, I'm a huge DMB fan...but I'm unclear as to why you would assert that a dead schizophreniac has more talent in his little finger than Flo Mournier.

:::Scratches head::::

Kris P., Wednesday, 13 April 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is getting so long, cosmicomic justice would be it starts crashing servers of haters who open it up.

fraternity frederick, Thursday, 14 April 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

TS: Dismissing a band that sucks -VS- Dismissing two genres of music.

Someone posted a link to this thread
Well? Where was it linked from? If you're going to spew your bullshit on our message board, post a link to yours so we can return the favor. (And we won't because fuck you and your message board.)

- "Music journalism" generally strikes me as gibberish written by people who failed out of real Universities and/or never got the chance to engage in real writing.
As opposed to trolling message boards, which is the epitome of culture.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 14 April 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

The homophobia plays right into OUR stereotypes of them!

http://userpages.umbc.edu/~bbussa1/nickbuzz.jpg

Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 April 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

- Indie rock is perhaps the only genre with a higher rating on the gay-o-meter than electronica. No talent, emaciated little queers who hack away at their instruments in a half-assed fashion and write songs that are either about "feelings" or...well...nothing at all really.

wow! that's statements' just so rife w/ homophobia i just can't quite express my humor w/ it!! i will, however, say that 'feelings' are good.

So in conclusion; as much as any of you may hate DMB at least:
- They can play their instruments to save their lives (sez you_
- They actually have instruments (can't argue w/ this...i mean, i could, but they DO have instruments)
- Their music is intended for purposes other than giving mini-Liberaces something to dance to and arrogant emo fags something to mope along to. (yowza! here we go, the pseudo-deflect! it's indicting and blatantly stereotypical w/o apology!! my hat off to you, sir/ma'am, as you have eloquently summed up what makes indie and dance music wrong w/o really putting the digs into any specific entity (a la= a band, a group, a person). you are a fucking genius w/ taste the likes of which i MUST bow to. and yr vocab and astute pigeon-holing of both genres have me and mine trembling. i suppose it's time to pack (HA!) it in....)

"you, sir, are an asshole"-cam

eedd, Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Kris' statements single-handedly vindicate every anti-DMB message here. Nice goin', jackass!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, at least Kris P. isn't a hippie...but given the lovely psycho-rant above, it's save to say he/she is a worthless cheap-shotting hateful fuck. I'll call it a draw as to which is worse.

By the way Kris, given your Flo reference above...do your Cryptopsy loving friends know that you sometimes get all mellow, burn some incense, and groove out to Dave Matthews? Do they come over and hold your hand while you soothe your extreme-metal hardened heart with some good old frat-rock, crying into your tear-stained care-bears pillow? I think they would be tempted to take your brains out with a wrench.

Which would really be the best option for everyone involved...

John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

- Electronica...um...is there even anything to say here? This genre is gayer than the semen that drips down the leg of a young Korean boy that has just been gangfucked by Elton John and 15 or 16 of his closest friends. It's bland. It lacks passion. It lacks purpose. It lacks ideology. It's music only in the most academic sense of the word. It's kind of like HIV for your ears.
- Indie rock is perhaps the only genre with a higher rating on the gay-o-meter than electronica. No talent, emaciated little queers who hack away at their instruments in a half-assed fashion and write songs that are either about "feelings" or...well...nothing at all really.

So in conclusion; as much as any of you may hate DMB at least:
- They can play their instruments to save their lives
- They actually have instruments
- Their music is intended for purposes other than giving mini-Liberaces something to dance to and arrogant emo fags something to mope along to.

-- Kris P. (dmb2130...), April 13th, 2005.

Kris P, It's hard to imagine a bigger tosser than you to comment on ILM.
Alison especially will be appalled. You have just lived up to the preconceptions that everyone has of the DMB fan stereotype.

The Ghost Of John Toye, Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

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Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i still say, d00d's face (at even closer ranges) is STILL looking tre canned-hammy.
or spammy

eedd, Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Kris p, I was once a young korean boy. Then one day I grew up went to a university. I grew to hate those who like Dave matthews...so much so I would shit in a container and save it up for a month, until I had several tupperware containers full of my own completely nasty smelling shit. One night I snuck out to a frat party, full of white-baseball-caped losers, all listening to Dave matthews, or course. I went to the basement where the air conditioning system was. I put my shit in there. The smell circulated throughout the house. I had smeared it so far back in the condenser, that it took them forever to clean it out...they thought it was coming from a few vents...little did they realise I stuck it in at the source. Everyone left the party that night, and they didn't have big turn outs again for weeks. All because of my shit and hate for Dave.

So, I once young korean kid with semen streaming down his legs used his shit to shit on lovers of Matthews. I can only hope more people do as I do. Save your shit in containers. Dump it on someone who likes matthews.

Bul-go-gi, Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

one night I was out at a bar, and saw this totally drunk I met COMPLETELY drunk girl--she was barely functioning and stumbling all over the place. I started talking to her and realized 5 min into the conversation that she liked dave matthews band. gradually we stopped talking, and I realized I had to pee really bad. I looked at the girl who was now turned the other way. and noticed her jeans were really loose in the back--so much so her ass crack was showing. Being taller than her, I stealthily whipped out my cock and proceeded to urinate down her pants--right where the ass crack was showing. I peed until my bladder was empty and she for some reason she didn't mind it...in fact about 30 seconds into it I heard her say out loud "I tihnk I wet my pants". I finished, then she wet her own pants...there was an enormous puddle on the floor beneathe her. A bit later she was thrown out of the bar for being too drunk...I watched her leave--her pants were completely soaked as she got into a cab...

Felt good to piss in someone's pants who likes dave matthews.

slickwilly, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay! The thread lives!

I try to give a new reason or two each time this revives:

1) Judging by recent additions, DMB fans can't be bothered to read thread titles (or initial posts) and realize that the anti-Dave Matthews opinions were solicited.

2) I've heard very few Dave Matthews fans who can talk about why they love the band without spewing insults at all other current bands/genres.

3) And in so doing, they name about three other current bands, demonstrate that their knowledge is about a half-inch deep.

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:14 (nineteen years ago) link

would the site ADMin please take those fucking pictures down? THe nick and buzz ones? THey are fucking retarded...who are those faggots anyway? Nick and buzz? Ram each other hard up every hole in the presence of matthews. Nick, you are a fat fuck...lose weight you gay ass-loser.

jamrod, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Rick, is it true the PPD totally beat the tar out of that guy who shot a cop to the point where he was unrecognizable in his court appearance.

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Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Ummm, I'm at work and thus not in a good position to comment on that.

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

noted!

Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.projo.com/z/04/19/225_police_shooting.jpg
Esteban Carpio, his upper face battered and his lower face shielded by a plastic mask that Corrections Department spokesman said he was wearing to prevent him from spitting, appears yesterday in District Court, Providence.

Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:16 (nineteen years ago) link

For a (reportedly) bisexual man, Dave sure knows a lot about pussy eatin'.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

what does esteban carpio have to do with dave matthews?

jackp, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

TOO. MANY. NOTES.

Mike M, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

what does esteban carpio have to do with dave matthews?

They both suck.

Francisco Monar (fmonar), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

haha yes they do...

Dave's musicians can play--certainly...better than many...but so what? The music they play sounds like ass.

They have instruments--certainly they do...millions of dollars from preteen vagina, stupid-ass fratboy, and gay-ass 30-something bankers middle-management posers, insures they better be able to buy some damn-fine instruments.

boards of canada, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

On what planet does listening to DMB's fey acoustic noodlings and Kenny G sax solos make one somehow more masculine?

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Kenny G. is a flagrant gay pair of meat curtains. (vaginal lips)

boards of canada, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

So
http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/d/Dave_Matthews_Band/sq-promo-color-stern-rca.jpg

Giant billboard of this on the way into work today...

At least it wasn't:
http://userpages.umbc.edu/~bbussa1/nickbuzz.jpg

diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Thursday, 21 April 2005 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I would think that the fat guy was "Buzz" and the guy making "I wish I had a dick to suck" gestures was Nick. But apparently by the labeling, that is not the case.

driede mousedropping (Dave225), Thursday, 21 April 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG, dude, I knew there was something up with that white baseball-capped homo! Man, he really looks like he wants to suck a dick. Does anyone know if this guy sucks cock for a living?

joefubbs, Friday, 22 April 2005 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

woah...

this threads devolving before our very eyes!
it's like reverse-darwinism at work.

DMB epitomize why i hate going to concerts. people like 'nick n' buzz'.

i wonder if they know they're photo's being so prolifically used in anti-DMB ways?

i think i should institute a new rule when i go to other people's places, whereby i relieve them of DMB as a gesture of 'hello, i'm here to help and by removing this blight you may live a fuller, more active DMB-free life'. i'm sure some "thank you" baskets and cards would trickle in...

eedd, Saturday, 23 April 2005 12:10 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck dave matthews. his songs are so boring and annoying and make me want to take a shit in his mouth. i giggle at the people, no - morons that are so insistent on thinking that “DAVE OMG HE’S A MUSICAL GENIUS/GOD AND HIS LYRICS ARE SOOOOOOOOO DEEP AND MAKE YOU THINK SO STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and YES i HAVE listened to most of his cds. i can’t believe i wasted any time on them. the dave matthews band fucking SUCKS. of course, this is just my opinion! :wink:

in the end, to me, he's just fucking boring.

leen the dave hater, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 03:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I love the hataz!!!!

Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Time to put this thread out of its/our misery. When anti-DMB Googlers start posting, it's time to ... BLAM!

diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 10:32 (eighteen years ago) link

HEY WHERE DID THE PICTURES OF THOSE TWO FAGGOTS GO? DID SOMEONE TAKE THEM DOWN? fUCK. I WANTED TO SAVE IT TO MY DESKTOP AND MODIFY IT IN PHOTSHOP TO PUT A COCK IN THAT GUY NICK'S HAND. HEY PICTURE ASSHOLES--PUT THE PHOTOS BACK UP SO I CAN DO OBSCENE THINGS TO THEM.
NICK AND BUZZ YOU GUYS ARE THE BIGGEST LOSERS ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. I WANT TO PUT YOUR BALLSACKS ON A CHOPPING BLOCK AND BANG THEM WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER. I WANT TO SQUIRT GASOLINE UP YOUR ASSHOLES AND LIGHT A MATCH. THEN I WANT TO PUT BALLONS AROUND YOUR HEADS FILLED WITH FART GAS, SO YOU BREATH IT UNTIL PASSING OUT. THEN I WILL USE YOUR FACE AS A TOILET--SHIT AFTER SHIT WILL FALL ON YOUR FACE. YOU WILL BE ALIVE, BUT YOU WILL HAVE EXCREMENT ALL OVER YOU. I WANT TO DO ALL THIS WHILE PLAYING DAVE MATTHEWS MUSIC, SO THAT LATER WHEN YOU CLEAN YOURSELVES OFF AND LISTEN TO IT AGAIN YOU WILL FOREVER ASSOCIATE IT WITH EXCREMENT AND BURNING ASSES. I HOPE YOU TWO SOIL YOURSELVES EVERY TIME YOU LISTEN TO DAVE.

DAVESUCKS, Sunday, 1 May 2005 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

method man to thread

rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 1 May 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 1 May 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I find it funny that as soon as some of us start talking about nick and buzz being gay, or more, nick having a cock in his mouth, the user who posted it took it down. Obviously he is not secure in his sexuality. Obviously he's probably a little homo-phobic. Obviously he, and both those guys are the most ignorant, hopeless, cunt rags on the planet.

Kfefe, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Look again at the "Nick and Buzz" photo above, notice that "Buzz" has his arm around "Nick" and you can't see where "Buzz" has his other hand. They are mutually pleasuring each other. Hence the expression on the face of "Nick"; Also, "Buzz" has saliva all over his chin (oh, god, please let it only be saliva) so ask yourself, what were they doing right before the picture was taken?

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I just wanted to to get a piece of this so when they have the Threadies lifetime achievement award I can get in the group photo and throw some horns at the camera.

(BTW, what is the Dave Matthews Band?)

Dr. Gene Scott (shinybeast), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

as much fun as disscussing the homoerotic fraternity photo above is, i actually have a new reason why DMB sucks:

American Baby, the new single. It sounds like dave ate Sting's Tantric semen and shat out "King of Pain"

It doesnt matter, it will still sell like mad, i guess. that and the new coldplay.

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, agreed, lets get back on topic--enough about nick and buzz and their illicit buttsex/cocksmoking...

Wow, American baby, when I first heard that I didn't even realize it was Dave matthews band. I actually thought it was some lesser known-perhaps "indie" group..but wasn't exactly sure, because it had just enough cheesy sound to it to warrent something corporate and popular.

Then I heard the radio announcer, "And that was Dave Matthews"...I was like.......whaaaatttt????? Has this guy completely lost his identity? It sounds like lots of other shit on the radio meant to be overplayed into the ground. (not like he ever wasn't like that...but what's this now--is he trying to sound more indie? Fuck you, you're doing a bad job.

The song is complete horseshit. Meant to be eaten up by all the loosers we have talked about throughout this thread.

Kfefe, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe Dave read this thread and is now trying to win over the ILM set.

Kinda like http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000K29L.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 11:11 (eighteen years ago) link

where are nick and buzz?

lapetomine, Monday, 9 May 2005 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

If the thoroughly good-natured Stand Up proves anything, it's that Dave Matthews Band has learned to temper its considerable chops with enough restraint and pop smarts that it no longer seems possible for even the most ardent punks to hate the group.

christian right, Wednesday, 11 May 2005 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Nope. Hate is still possible. And I'm not even all that ardent...

Also, when has "thoroughly good-natured" ever been a positive statement about an album? Sounds kind of like "My friend has a great personality" to me. So I guess you're saying the newest DMB album is big-boned, or suffers from a glandular problem?

I bet people with a dial up connection don't even bother to open this thread anymore...

John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 12 May 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link

The All Music Guide Review Of The New Dave Matthews Band Album

Nick & Buzz, Sunday, 15 May 2005 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Obviously Ned Raggett should have done the review instead of Stephen Thomas Erlewine.

Nick & Buzz, Sunday, 15 May 2005 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet people with a dial up connection don't even bother to open this thread anymore...

A hint for you who like to monitor this lame piece of shit thread but can't stand to wait for it to load anymore ... RSS Feed

diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Sunday, 15 May 2005 12:27 (eighteen years ago) link

or "display only last 50 replies"
two weeks pass...
Cannot wait for tour. It's when I come alive.

miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

The rest of the time you're undead?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 June 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah.

miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Matthews Comes Alive!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

indeed. ;-)

miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I have this strange desire to go to a show. It must be an experience pregnant with anthropological meaning.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I have 4th row for Marysville, August 16th.. I'm screening for a good date...

miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

So far I have successfully resisted making a god-awful "cums dead" joke.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been meaning to contribute to this thread for ages. At one time I owned "Under the Table and Dreaming."

Kate Silver (Kate Silver), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I have this strange desire to go to a show. It must be an experience pregnant with anthropological meaning.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), June 2nd, 2005.

yes, but do you really want to see the baby it births?

latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.branchfloridians.org/images/grimace.gif


:D

Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

good job, mang.

miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Ian, I think that picture made me strain an abdominal muscle.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha Ian OTM \m/

latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah you RULE!

miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I am on record as NOT HATING the new DMB single!

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

singles suck.

miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Thursday, 2 June 2005 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Police: FSU QB Sexton lay in street, called himself God
By DAVID ROYSE, Associated Press Writer
June 14, 2005

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) -- Suspended Florida State quarterback Wyatt Sexton was doused by pepper spray and taken to a hospital by police after he was found laying in the street and identifying himself as God.

Sexton was hospitalized Monday night. A school official said Tuesday he was still under medical care at an undisclosed location. Sexton had not been charged with any crime.

Florida State assistant athletic director Rob Wilson said Sexton was suspended from the team two weeks ago because of a previously undisclosed violation of team rules. He declined to elaborate, and said this incident appeared to be unrelated.

Sexton, 20, is the son of Florida State's assistant head coach and running backs coach, Billy Sexton. Wilson said neither head coach Bobby Bowden nor Sexton's father would comment.

Sexton, who will be a junior in the fall, took over the starting job for the Seminoles at midseason last year. He was expected to compete for the spot this year with Drew Weatherford and Xavier Lee, who were redshirted as freshmen last year.

An incident report by Tallahassee police officer Zachary Lyne said he was called to a residential neighborhood about reports of a man doing push-ups in the street and jumping on a car.

Lyne said he found Sexton in the middle of the road wearing only a wet pair of shorts. The officer asked Sexton several times to identify himself, and eventually he said he was God.

Sexton later got on his hands and knees, yelled obscenities at the officer and stared at him. He was doused with pepper spray and handcuffed, and identified himself as Sexton.

Police said Sexton ``appeared to be under the influence of some unknown narcotic or alcohol.'' Hospital officials said they didn't have any information on him.

Once at the hospital, Sexton continued to say he was God and that he didn't know why he was in the hospital, Lyne wrote.

Police said Sexton's roommates told them he had been at a Dave Matthews Band concert in Tennessee with them earlier Monday. They said he had been stressed out over trying to win the starting quarterback job.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 00:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I AM DRINKING A SPARKS

THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Sunday, 26 June 2005 01:12 (eighteen years ago) link

See who is DMB's biggest fans and what other music they listen to.

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/music/Dave+Matthews+Band

and

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/music/Dave+Matthews

Any guesses to what else they listen to?

FranklinT, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

So did DMB win any haters over with their Live8 performance then? ;)

FranklinT, Tuesday, 5 July 2005 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Nary a one here...I've been dragged to at least 6 of their shows, and am still not a fan.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Stupid people....
I love DMB, so ya'll can go to "antsmarching.org" and say something.
I dare you all pusys..

DMB, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, we've officially been invited to troll the DMB fan site. Any of you pusys (I think that's pronounced PYOO-sis) care enough to?


Didn't think so.

Draw Tipsy to see if you give a shit about art (Dave225), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

bitches....

we don't care you worthless brainless fucks...

Pussy haters, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I am surprised to hear that card-carrying DMB fans are eager to advertise that they are "Pussy haters"!

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

The reason DMB fans want ilx0rs on their board is to:
a) Explain the universal appeal of Dave & co. and address any doubts we may have
b) Promote mutual understanding and tolerance as it's ok if you don't like Dave, man. We still have a lot in common.
c) Justify a closed worldview by calling anyone who dislikes Dave an idiot and a pussy, because apparently it's uber-masculine to like Dave Matthews, and we really find masculinity the only thing worth praising.

the space between boards on the interweb (mike h.), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

WOW!!!
it's like the past has come back to the present to poke the future in the butt and found that it only was poking what appears to be the local DQ...

still loather DMB and they're fans. i make it a special point to any/all whom i go out w/ and hang w/ that DMB will NOT be tolerated nor will we be discussing anything to do w/ DMB. as it will send me on a tizzy of rage filled drinking.

if DMB is played on a bar juke box, i will proceed to said juke box and kick it once, hard. usually it's enough to jar the idiocy loose.
sometimes not.

eedd, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

My favorite has to be the guy towards the top who tried to sound all musically inclined by disecting how "bad" DMB was and has NEVER been to a live show. Another good one was the Live 8 performance, sorry if you didnt like it.... I'd like to see you put on a 2 and half hour + set the night before then fly to Philadelphia to put on a short set for a good cause then book it back to the same venue for another show that same night. I'll agree with the guy above .... you all are pussies.

Shut the Hell Up, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

or perhaps
http://www.geocities.com/ahninjas/lemmings/lemair.jpg

Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

haha "good cause"

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I am a pussy.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I love how I did not read one musical reason of why to not like DMB besides the voice of Dave Matthews. This is a typical post: Dude, Dave sux cuz I don't like the fans of Dave. That is pure genious, I understand the if you do not like the band for musical reasons, but just because certain people like a band does not mean the band sucks. I dislike some fans that just go because it is dave and your not cool if you don't go to Dave. Go do something more productive with your time instead of this. And no I expect you will want me to give musical reasons why I like the band, I like Dave's voice, Carter is a badass and if you say he isn't you are an idiot, and they are one of the best bands ever live.

Thank you and have a great day.

i give stupid reasons for not liking a band, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=141529

you guys have your very own thread now!!!!!

bobjoeflicker, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

you've convinced me. I find your well-reasoned and articulate views fascinating and informative. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

FUCK All of you. Dave Matthews is the SHIT!!!!

You would know music if it skull raped you!!!

Seth, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

You would know music if it skull raped you!!!

Wow.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

yeh, i called most of you idiots, and pussies.
why?
not becasue you all are non-dmb fans. becasue of what you are "saying" about other musicians. THAT IS WHY.
stop all the hates, complaints and all that shit.

DMB, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

YES SIR! THANK YOU MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

whats more pathetic than hating a band for no reason is being stupid enough to get on some message board to make fun of them. and the Dave Matthews Band is officially the best band to ever exist..btw

Dave Matthews Fan, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

sometimes it's really hard to tell a real troll from a fake.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread really makes me happy.

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

DMB SUCKS I HATE LIFE OMG HE DEFINITELY SUCKS TEH COK!!! W0W THIS IS SO COOL I THINK HE SUCKS BECAUSE HES WHITE!!!

LETS MAKE A THING LIKE THIS FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE THE SUN NOW!! BECAUSE ITS SO COOL TO DO THINGS LIKE THIS AND SHOW THE WORLD
THAT YOUR PROBABLY THE RACIST WHITE TRASH SOUTHERN HICKS!!

IF YOUR EMO, OR GOTH YOU SUCK!! GET A LIFE!!

GOOD CHARLETTE SUCKS ASS!!!

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION!!


I HAVE DIARHEA!!!

LOUD NOISES!!

OMG DMBS TEH SUCK!!, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i mean, where else can you get posts like the one above? god, lovely. (really, no cynicism here)

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i would like to suck your cock....


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cum all over me......

...

cumfesta, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

DAVE MATTHEWS LIVES ON PUSSY JUICE

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Here I post all the choice shit from that site so no one else has to go look at their "avatars":

"how do you not have respect for santana or sting???"

"the other thing too is look at their pathetic looking message board. Who would actually read through that Windows 3.1 looking mess of words?!?"

"These are just snot-nosed punk/metal/goth kids, who hate the world,and any music that doesn't mention death, destruction, and satan at least ten times in a song. How much you want to bet that half of these kids (when they grow up) will appreciate DMB music, and dare say, even like it?
Until that time comes, their nothing but a bunch of !!!"


"HAHAHAH This one is easy, everyone who posted on that clearly likes Rap which is as we all know not music at all. So to clear it up, everyone who was on that thread does not like music they like noise and would not be able to pick out a good song if their life depended on it."

"Just leave them to their Good Charlottes and Ashlee Simpsons. I'm sure their soooo much more talented then Dmb, Sting etc."

"I think it will be intereting to see these people in their 60's or 70's with thier obscure peircings (or at least gaping holes in thier gauged ears) and immature tattos... (That is to say if thay make it that far in life)"


"DUDE I AM ABSOLUTLEY OUTRAGED... cmon man..... this is def not cool..... they have gone too far, or at least a couple of them.. yes people are entitiled to ther opinion but bringing RACE into this.. no way man...."

(oh boy, it starts to get good on page 2)

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link

X_POST

a DMB fan's assessment of ILX from that fan forum linked upthread:

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=141529

Re: I Was very upset when i read this...
These are just snot-nosed punk/metal/goth kids, who hate the world,and any music that doesn't mention death, destruction, and satan at least ten times in a song. How much you want to bet that half of these kids (when they grow up) will appreciate DMB music, and dare say, even like it?
Until that time comes, their nothing but a bunch of !!!

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Who would actually read through that Windows 3.1 looking mess of words?!?"

yeah because coloured backgrounds and "avatars" are essential to the exchange of information.

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:09 (eighteen years ago) link

not to be nitpicky, but i'd really rather be a bunch of Out Hud than a bunch of !!!

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I kinda wish they'd post with indentifiable monikers when they posted here..... instead of DMBFAN.

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:12 (eighteen years ago) link

"HAHAHAH This one is easy, everyone who posted on that clearly likes Rap which is as we all know not music at all. So to clear it up, everyone who was on that thread does not like music they like noise and would not be able to pick out a good song if their life depended on it."

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:12 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.publispain.com/posters/swimfan.jpg

(can an ILM mod embed a Wolf Eyes mp3 in here PLEASE?)

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

they're rallying their troops!

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

at this point im half expecting an ilxor to go around to every big dmb messageboard and start a thread about this thread just for kicks.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

at this point im half expecting an ilxor to go around to every big dmb messageboard and start a thread about this thread just for kicks.

HI DERE

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.timreynolds.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5738

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:38 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread is the greatest thing to ever happen to ILM. You can't make this shit up.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I respect all the people that dis DMB , but you do not have to have a thread about it and diss him. If you want to dis Dave Matthews and his band, leroi,Stefan,Boyd,Carter,Butch,Dave dis them by yourself. I respect all of your opinons but keep them to yourself,this thread is just disrepectfull. Think about this if you had a band would you want people dissing you on a message board saying you sing like a muppet and all the other bullshit.

Michael

Michael Justus, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Funny stuff. Im guessing that that link is from some shitty Emo message board? Soundes like a bunch of emos whining

HI TODD!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Have any of you guys ever seen this riiculous board frequented by music journos and people in indie and electronica bands?

HI SOL!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

here's the thing about indie kids: they suck. they like bands shirts more than the bands, and all the music they listen to sounds the same. a bunch of shaggy unemployables trying to sound as lo fi as possible, because all honest music sounds like it was recorded in a vacuum cleaner. it's not about music with indie kids. they don't like dave matthews because he's on the radio and people who aren't hip as them like them. i didn't go to the link, but i'm certain there isn't one legitimate musical argument there. they think they know a lot about music because they can name a lot of obscure bands. hipsters blow. now you've got me started on these fucks. great. i'll be angry the rest of the day now.

HI DAN!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"the silmarillion is the best book i have ever read."

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Is Michael Justus on Kompakt? He sounds like he should be!

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

let's suck cocks...

suck, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

a bunch of shaggy unemployables trying to sound as lo fi as possible, because all honest music sounds like it was recorded in a vacuum cleaner.

Ned, are you going to take that slam on Loveless?!

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, went to the site, and, although I admit I read only a fraction of the enormous amount of posts, I didn't find much more than drivel such as "Dave Matthews sucks! Wooooo!" and commenting on how he somehow spawned John Mayer... European Electronica A-holes is what they are.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Heh Jon otm!

"Michael Justus, whose new Kompakt Records release Nightlove arrives next week..."

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Emo music journalists in electronicaa goth punk bands. That pretty much sounds like the ILM demographic.

ATTENTION MORONS: NO ONE IN EUROPE HAS ACTUALLY HEARD OF DAVE MATTHEWS BAND.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

What is a "hipster?" When I hear that I keep thinking of Dr. Evil saying it in Austin Powers about someone...

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I got confused as to which posts are Jon's ... has he been linking this thread on DMB-sensitive boards for months? If so, CLASSIC.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome.

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

None of them are mine until I said "HI DERE" tonight.

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

What is a "tripping billy"?

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

"10 bucks says these douchebags like rap...."

"I like when people assume that they're older than everyone else on the internet and more mature. Well, at least you were intelligent enough to word that nicely and not start a flame war."

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:34 (eighteen years ago) link

latebloomer, i thought you were taking the piss with that silmarillion quote. i spit warstiener out of my nose when i got to the original source.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

"They say they like all kinds of music, but what they really mean is they all hate Dave Matthews!"

OK, I haven't gone to any other forums, but it'd be pretty damn funny if someone said that. Have I mentioned I'm fine with people liking whatever music they like? It's just that people are so persistent in claiming it's impossible NOT to like their favorite band really rub me the wrong way.

I was at a bar recently with a live DJ that, I have to honestly admit, I have no clue what he was playing. Mostly from not listening too intently, although there was some house. some pop music mashup type stuff. Someone I know went over for his girlfriend to request some Dave Matthews or Jack Johnson. The DJ said he had none, and had never heard Jack Johnson. I then had to drunkenly explain that it's totally possible, because they thought it was impossible to not know the music. I was also informed it's impossible to not like these artists. They acted like the DJ was an asshole, although I mentioned that it was pretty ridiculous to request something there's a 0% chance of him having. I really should break down the rest of the conversation that night down into a thread, it was incredibly frustrating.

There are assholes who make these claims for all sorts of music, and we're calling down the lightning luring them here.. I hope you guys know what you're up to.

mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

considering our profound love of this long and unruly thread, i think we know what we're up to.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

latebloomer, i thought you were taking the piss with that silmarillion quote. i spit warstiener out of my nose when i got to the original source.

-- Fetchboy (wangchungvsah...), July 27th, 2005.

the funny thing about that guy's quote i that the simarillon probably is the best book he's ever read!

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link

You see ILX, the strawmen we imagined all along are real after all!

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

DMBFAN: yo honestly i love that hat and i would be psyched to get it if you didn't throw it out
FRIEND: it is in suveneir pile
DMBFAN: what does that mean?
DMBFAN: en ingle por fa vor
DMBFAN: honestly (no joke) that hat has sentimental value to me
FRIEND: i like to keep mementos of all frat boys i bang
FRIEND: trophies
DMBFAN: i've had that hat since my freshman year in high school
DMBFAN: yo honestly i can give you another hat if you need a momento
DMBFAN: i'd seriously love love to get that hat back
FRIEND: whats it worth to you?
DMBFAN: what are you looking for?
FRIEND: humiliation
DMBFAN: that's so horrible, yo how about you just be nice and hook me up with my czzap
DMBFAN: i'll come over and get it, cause i know you're a nice girl like that
DMBFAN: pppllllllleeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeeeeee
FRIEND: how bout you never call it a czzap again

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link

did you guys see the poster called "HotKoreanGirl" on that Timreynolds.com thread? she is one of the only anti-DMB voices there, and when asked what she listens to, she says: "boards of canada, aphex twin, squarepusher, arcade fire, bloc party, momus, and guns n roses"!

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, that made me think for sure that she was an ilxor, but then she continued to humour the boring conversation.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:42 (eighteen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/no/nickbuzz.jpg

Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish Nick and Buzz would drop by this thread.

DMB Googleplex (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link

God, i love that picture so much...

"I respect all the people that dis DMB , but you do not have to have a thread about it and diss him. If you want to dis Dave Matthews and his band, leroi,Stefan,Boyd,Carter,Butch,Dave dis them by yourself. I respect all of your opinons but keep them to yourself,this thread is just disrepectfull. Think about this if you had a band would you want people dissing you on a message board saying you sing like a muppet and all the other bullshit.
Michael

-- Michael Justus"

dude, i hope you get cancer of the izod shirt someday. life is disrespectful, if you haven't noticed by now. we here at ILM (and i dont speak for many of them, i mean shit, i love ryan adams) enjoy real discourse. its all about what you like, but more importantly, its about what you hate. so, enjoy the free speech, and go get hit by a truck sometime soon Michael. i hope your death is painless.

JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link

"cancer of the izod"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

6LuvMeSumDave69, you are my hero and bestoweth the lolz with a mighty roffling

rogermexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Flush this question out

Draw Tipsy to see if you give a shit about art (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:31 (eighteen years ago) link

The only person I can see in here that's a total wanker is Spencer Chow. You think someone should be killed for writing the lyrics to Crash Into Me? That's just plain idiocy.
Even Timmy T for the awful track "One More Try" doesn't deserve to be killed.
I like DMB, The Verve, Tool, Coldplay, Grotus, Haujobb, Nine Inch Nails, The Ocean Blue, Aphex Twin, David Mead, The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Charlatans UK, Ride, The Dandy Warhols, Killing Joke, Stabbing Westward, Underworld, The Prodigy, DJ Cam, UNKLE, The New Deal, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Tim Reynolds, Bruce Hornsby, Sting, Ministry, The Cure, Fields of the Nephilim, The Mission, Tori Amos, Autechre, Mike Oldfield, Jean-Michel Jarre, The Orb, to name but a few.
I post on antsmarching.org - I don't think cross board wars are necessary. Everyone has an opinion. Some people like photoshopping phallus' onto other people's pictures and some people find it offensive. That is after all why there isn't just one message board for us all to post on right?
Laters.

Anal Rugburns, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:24 (eighteen years ago) link

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Draw Tipsy to see if you give a shit about art (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:31 (eighteen years ago) link

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SpencerChow, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:38 (eighteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD

The Ghost of LETHAL ROFFLES 4 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Even Timmy T for the awful track "One More Try" doesn't deserve to be killed.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:07 (eighteen years ago) link

This is true; Timmy T deserves to be killed for the outfit he wore in the video.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:11 (eighteen years ago) link

was 'one more try' the 'postman's song'?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:16 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil's first post about muppets gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME.

mcd (mcd), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link

oooohhh, myyyyy...

i luv them, all of them. all wrapped up and comfy in blankets of DMB luv!! they're all so cute and dumb, like newborn kittens!!!

so, how long did it take before this thread actually made it's way across the DMB fan boards? almost 2 years? that's pretty good.

"You would know music if it skull raped you!!! "
i want to meet this person and get skull raped so i would know music.

it's an invitation of sorts...

eedd, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

was 'one more try' the 'postman's song'?

No, that was "Because I Love You" by Stevie B. Both were popular in the winter of 1990-91, though.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a sneaking suspicion that if you were actually skull-raped by something it would turn out to be a "violent sexual deviant" as opposed to "music". I could be wrong, though.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Or Barry Manilow. ("I am music, and I write the songs")

Draw Tipsy to see if you give a shit about art (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

"I am music, and I rape the SKUUUUULLLLS!"

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a sneaking suspicion that if you were actually skull-raped by something it would turn out to be a "violent sexual deviant" as opposed to "music". I could be wrong, though.
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), July 27th, 2005.

hmmm, maybe yr right. maybe i should really think about if i want to know music like that or just remain 'friends w/ privleges'...

i'm still aghast that someone from the DMB fanbase is SO violent.

eedd, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

HI DERE!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, thanks to legislation that I sponsored, writing the lyrics to "Crash Into Me" is now a felony in 13 states (and 2 Canadian territories!). Unfortunately, it is not an offense punishable by death, but rather by having raw sewage from a passing bus dumped on your head.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm still aghast that someone from the DMB fanbase is SO violent.

Not after reading this thread for the past year I'm not. It is very strange, since (as I said above and clearly no DMB fams bothered to read it) for all his musical shortcomings (which I also detailed above and no DMB fans bothered to read it), Dave Matthews certainly doesn't seem like he'd call people who didn't like his music "pussies," or suggest the skull-raping of anyone by anyone or anything. So why should his fans? Well, I think we (and they) have pretty well supplied the answer here.

The big question now is, who's going to make the LAST post on this thread? Or will it revive into eternity? That's a depressing thought, because that would mean that Dave Matthews's music will last through eternity. But we all know that won't happen.

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread will not die on its own, it will have to be put down.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread can not be put down. Regardless of its fate, it will live on in our hearts, in our minds. THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREEEEEEEE!!!

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

"I bet you they're emo kids. I fucking hate emo kids. "I'm so cool, I wear girl's pants!" What the fuck is this?"

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link

For the record, before any DMB fan decides they need to try and 'rape my skull' with music, please know that I don't actually believe that Dave Matthews or any of his band should actually die.

I still hate that dance he does.

I also met him once and he seems like a nice enough guy.

"Crash Into Me" is still awful.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Although it's more bearable if you imagine Richard Nixon saying the song title on Laugh-In.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha! "Crash into ME?" That's hilarious.

(wanker)

Draw Tipsy to see if you give a shit about art (Dave225), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link

In the grand tradition of Empty Nest and Hello Larry, Nick and Buzz now have their own thread. Cashing-in on their popularity:
Nick and Buzz: C or D

(Short-lived, no doubt.)

Draw Tipsy to see if you give a shit about art (Dave225), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link

the only way this thread shall perish is in a horrific zepplin crash, much like the Hindenburg, but bigger and instead of people perishing, text will be set a'flame and severe Dune references will litter the landscape!

or it could always go 'Old Yeller' style...

or maybe old age.

perhaps nick n buzz will hax teh b0@rd!1!

eedd, Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:04 (eighteen years ago) link

dude, i hope you get cancer of the izod shirt someday

JD, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish I owned girls' pants! I have a girls' cardigan, but sadly it is too small for me now.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

"i'm still aghast that someone from the DMB fanbase is SO violent."

have you ever been to a frat party and seen these people? my god, they're animals.

oh, and hi zack. i was fairly drunk when i wrote that, and i still mean every word.

JD from CDepot, Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, stupid hippies don't like DMB anymore. Whenever I hang out with rich, collegiate hippie-types they NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER listen to DMB.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

also very true, DMB was much more late 90's frat hippie fare.

JD from CDepot, Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

did Marissa Marchant show up here yet?

damn...

eedd, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

who's shittier - Uncle Cracker or DMB?

SWA fan (SWA fan), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

JW, who do the hippie frat kids like these days?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Thse aren't hippie frat kids! These are hippie jamband kids with gay friends who live in CoOp housing and have keggers where we dance to Funkadelic and the wHo with FOG MACHINES.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I think we should give the thread another year, then lock it and have da Capo publish it as "Best Music Writing of 2006". Nothing else in the book, just this entire thread. They wouldn't even have to go find a hip guest editor like Joss Whedon or somebody, just use this thread as-is.

Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 5 August 2005 00:56 (eighteen years ago) link

xxxxpost - double damn.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 5 August 2005 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link

To each their own. I happen to love DMB. I may not like the music you listen to but I wouldnt get on some internet message board and bash your band. But its ok. Like I said, to each their own

Michael P, Sunday, 7 August 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

You're a weenerface.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Sunday, 7 August 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Bahahahahah you people make me laugh so hard hahahah Definately a funny flamefest haha.

*Standing Ovation*

Stragler, Sunday, 7 August 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4134&n=2


see, Dave himself gets it!

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

****Anyone Burned on the Gorge Stage Hand Posting for Dave Mathews?
Reply to: anon-93704133@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-08-27, 11:43AM PDT

Looking to pursue legal action against the promoter House of Blues and Flame Productions, for this posting for last weekend. Many of us traveled hours to work this concert, were on the list for stage hands only to be told we were Sh**t out of luck the morning of the concert because of overstaffing. I have a lawyer to pursue a class action suit for compensation for lost time, wages, gas, etc. Please email with your name and contact info if interested. A three hour drive only to find out none of it was true was not fun for any of us. Please contact Craigs List with your complaints so they can't do this again. We already have 5 others' info to get started and there must have been another 50 in the same boat. Don't let them get away with this. No one will get rich on this but a few hundred per person is realistic.

* this is in or around The Gorge

jergins (jergins), Monday, 29 August 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

All DMB haters are just homos. Period. Go suck your dick and stop bashing on Dave. Dick suckers.

HMOHTR, Saturday, 3 September 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

ALL of them?

gear (gear), Saturday, 3 September 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

That's not true, HMOHTR. Ask your mom.

internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 3 September 2005 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

TS: DMB vs SFA

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 3 September 2005 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Super Furry Dave Matthews

internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 3 September 2005 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Fuck all you DMB haters, we don't bash your lame ass unevolved shit you call music.

bill_brandt, Monday, 17 October 2005 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

... and then he does.

Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:45 (eighteen years ago) link

haha, "unevolved" nice, dude.

The Viper Emergeth, Monday, 17 October 2005 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

... and then he does.

Haha, that's kind of blowing my mind right now.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I think DMB may be the worst thing that comes up on the muzac at work. This includes Boyz II Men.

Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:50 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread is my favorite thing on the internet. Especially this part:

"And comparing him to Hitler? I think that's the rudest, most iggnorant thing I have ever heard. Hitler killed 6 million people. Dave makes 6 million people happy every year by putting on amazing shows and for a few hours, making them forget about all the shit that goes on in the world."

john bolton's body, Monday, 17 October 2005 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I like Dave Matthews himself, as a person... but I'd rather die than listen to a single song.

when he mumbles that hike up your skirt a lil more and then says something about na na na, i'm in the castle... he's teasing me like because he's getting laid and i'm not, i'm watching his gay video that the director refuses to tell anyone how he made... wtf?

grrrrrr, that sh** drives me bonkers.

Paul Rosora, Monday, 17 October 2005 06:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I happen to love Dave Matthews Band! I can't imagine how much time those of you that don't have spent at this site bashing him and his music. It is fine if you don't appreciate the talent that the members have, but get a life and don't waste your time writing bad things about someone on the internet.

dmbfan34, Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't imagine how much time those of you that don't have spent at this site bashing him and his music

OTM.

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

It is fine if you appreciate the "talent" that the members have, but get a life and don't waste your time defending someone on the internet.

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

get a life and don't waste your time writing bad things about someone on the internet

There wouldn't be an internet if you deleted all the people writing bad things about someone.

Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

10/20/05. Google reindexing day.

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't imagine how much time those of you that don't have spent at this site bashing him and his music.

Not much, frankly. About ten minutes. It's been great fun, too!

telephone thing, Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Please don't write bad things on the internet about people who bash Dave Matthews Band.

Alex H (Alex Henreid), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

ALEX IN NYC'S KILLING JOKE REFERENCE ALARM IS NOT WORKING HOW DID HE MISS THIS???

DMB IN HONOURING THE FIRE SHOCKAH!

I like DMB, The Verve, Tool, Coldplay, Grotus, Haujobb, Nine Inch Nails, The Ocean Blue, Aphex Twin, David Mead, The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Charlatans UK, Ride, The Dandy Warhols, Killing Joke, Stabbing Westward, Underworld, The Prodigy, DJ Cam, UNKLE, The New Deal, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Tim Reynolds, Bruce Hornsby, Sting, Ministry, The Cure, Fields of the Nephilim, The Mission, Tori Amos, Autechre, Mike Oldfield, Jean-Michel Jarre, The Orb, to name but a few.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 October 2005 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

TS: "Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated" vs "Try Glasgow More".

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:11 (eighteen years ago) link

"Try Dave Matthews More" ?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link

If we haters thought ignoring the DMB would make them go away, that would be our approach. But no, a collective takedown is of course necessary!

TRG (TRG), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm, so this is the Dave Matthews thread. I've been around, but never been here before. It's not surprising, I've never heared the band.

OK, I'm off now.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

why do you spend timne m,ocking hard working artist like dave? do you not have lifes? do you go home and play with your dols of jub jub brigs from star krek are whatever? you all are loserss

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 12:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Many of us here have issues. Some of us don't floss enough, others are stuck with those who don't floss enough; some of us drink too much, some of us don't exercise ,etc. But one thing that improves our lives is that our ears are never assaulted by the DMB, unless by sheer unfortunate accident.

TRG (TRG), Saturday, 22 October 2005 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

EGAD!!!

this is the what the future shall refer to as 'smart-art' which will come to mean- people that looked beyond the context of merely bashing an idea/thing/person and went into the realm of complete absurdity. therefore transcending the original horrible idea/thing/person being bashed and made the bashing of bashing more fun that the original idea/thing/person. seeing only what it was before them and the tools available to achieve this were txt and img related, they managed to convey an idea so universal and supported that google had no choice but to accept that DMB Suck and ARE so bad&hated.
and as we all know, when the TimeWarner/AOL/Google-lords took over, this was one they're most favored creations...

thusly, the txt's and img's were printed in gold-leaf and embossed on virgin catepillar silk made into the finest paper-esque substances available, and distributed amongst the peoples so that they, too, might know of the exquisite hilarity that was DMB+his fans trying vainly to turn other's well formed and also well based opinions.
run on sentences were all included and extended by taking out all punctunation...

eedd, Saturday, 22 October 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

this is the what the future shall refer to as 'smart-art'

of course, Nick and Buzz will be regarded as the architects of this brave new art movment!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 October 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

indeed...

i was really kinda hoping that'd draw in some more googlers...
meh.
guess i'll wait for the next wave.

eedd, Monday, 24 October 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Man I love Star Krek!!!!

Alex H (Alex Henreid), Monday, 24 October 2005 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

but do you love jub jub brigs are whatever

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 October 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

no

:-(

Alex H (Alex Henreid), Monday, 24 October 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

alright.. i only read the first bunch of postings.. and i dont know why there are so many haters out there.. dave is a great guy and does alott of work for charities.. pardon the spelling haha.. i dont know where you get corporate rock band from.. since hes libral as hell.. his lyrics are great.. just get beyond everyday and gravedigger.. his so smooth on the guitar its not even funny.. everyone in the band has incredible talent.. and i dont know how you can say its bland music.. some of the greatest artists ever are bland.. for example.. and keep in mind i love the beatles.. but "we all live in a yellow submarineee yellow submarinee.. la la la" its very boring as well.. oh and about his voice.. very few people have the range that dave has.. and what kind of music does everyone here listen too??.. besides britney spears and john mayer of course..

CcchrissS, Saturday, 10 December 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Revive!

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 10 December 2005 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link

this is my fav, ilm thread.

Pablo (Pablo A), Saturday, 10 December 2005 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, this is great, I finally get to the end of the thread, thinking it'll just be some unfunny troublemaker with some smart arse cartoon or whathave you, and instead it's just some honest person trying to make a case for Dave. If anyone here has read the Kate Bush "Aerial" thread I would like to make a private joke here and note that the term he uses here is "bland". Make of that what you will.

Vinegar and Artichoke Hearts (Bimble...), Saturday, 10 December 2005 03:43 (eighteen years ago) link

That was actually a xx post.

Vinegar and Artichoke Hearts (Bimble...), Saturday, 10 December 2005 03:44 (eighteen years ago) link

some of the greatest artists ever are bland

you know, you think this thread couldn't possibly have anything left to give, and then you get something as awesome as this

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 10 December 2005 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link

dave is a great guy and does alott of work for charities
dave is a great guy and does alott of work for charities
dave is a great guy and does alott of work for charities
dave is a great guy and does alott of work for charities
dave is a great guy and does alott of work for charities
dave is a great guy and does alott of work for charities
dave is a great guy and does alott of work for charities

Pablo (Pablo A), Saturday, 10 December 2005 04:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Dave Matthews fans scorning John Mayer fans: an object lesson in the narcissism of small differences.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 10 December 2005 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I give up you know. I don't care if this thread goes on forever. Let the Matthews fall where they may. We've got nothing left to lose, people. This thread may be the one thing that never dies.

Vinegar and Artichoke Hearts (Bimble...), Saturday, 10 December 2005 04:52 (eighteen years ago) link

In 1000 years, there will be an archive of the internet with the Peanut Butter Jelly Banana, Homestar, goatse, this thread, and three buttsex movies.

Current Mood: Embarrassing Christian Laettner (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 10 December 2005 05:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i dont know where you get corporate rock band from.. since hes libral as hell.. his lyrics are great.. just get beyond everyday and gravedigger..

Gravedigger?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Saturday, 10 December 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.truckworld.com/Shows-Events/02-bloomsburg/gravedigger-03-600.jpg

adam (adam), Saturday, 10 December 2005 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

CcchrissS, read the whole thread. its alott more then yull ever learn in school's.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Saturday, 10 December 2005 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

you know, you think this thread couldn't possibly have anything left to give, and then you get something as awesome as this

I know. Just amazing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 December 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Amazing as hell. It's not even funny.

brianiac (briania), Saturday, 10 December 2005 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

http://davematthews.vh1.com/

GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I read this whole thread and cannot believe this opinion hasn't been adequately expressed:

Dave Matthews is innocuous.

He isn't "exciting" or "original" or even "good" per se. But his music isn't really that offensive either. it just sort of exists. Like radishes or minor league baseball teams or the Family Feud with the guy from Home Improvement hosting.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 07:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band® Magic Brownies™
Original Ice Cream Pints
All Natural Ingredients:
Cream, Skim Milk, Water, Liquid Sugar, Sugar, Corn Syrup, Egg Yolks, Raspberries, Unbleached Wheat Flour, Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Butter, Natural Flavors, Raspberry Juice Concentrate, Eggs, Egg Whites, Invert Sugar, Soya Flour, Red Cabbage Juice (For Color), Guar Gum, Pectin, Salt, Carrageenan, Baking Soda, Vanilla Extract

tricky (disco stu), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 07:49 (eighteen years ago) link

some of the greatest threads ever are bland

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 24 December 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

WHAT DOES CHRISTGAU THINK?!

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 6 January 2006 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"Crash" gets a bomb.

He was a little nicer to this one but it's still funny:

Under the Table and Dreaming [RCA, 1994]
Popular groundswells do vary in discernment, as students of jogging, nail care salons, and tax limits know. Like his homeboy and forebear Bruce Hornsby, Matthews jams politely. His instrumentation invokes classical, jazz, and bluegrass niceties. And although one can understand the deep-seated impatience with agony-as-entertainment his renown reflects, he's as bland as a tofu sandwich. C+

TRG (TRG), Friday, 6 January 2006 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Has anyone listened to Before These Crowded Streets? Can I suggest The Stone or Dreaming Tree? Perhaps try a show, it's freedom. I can understand why you hate us.

miss chievous grin (miss chevious grin), Sunday, 29 January 2006 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
what?

Francisco Monar (fmonar), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I can understand why you hate us.

Glad we're on the same page.

gbx (skowly), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

"Perhaps try a show, it's freedom."

man, freedom ain't what it used to be...and sure as shit ain't what it was....
long live this thread!!!
3 yrs and counting...lost steam but hey....glory unto it.

eedd, Friday, 17 March 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
REVIVE#5?

c'mon, people! the new DMB touring season's just around the corner...
we need to whip this thread into shape.
first, squat thrusts, then, free wieghts.

eedd, Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Just watch they don't dump shit over you.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

personally, i'd love to see this thread hit the 4 yr mark. i know that's some ways away, but i think with a little hard work, some elbow grease, and a lot of luck, it just might make it anyway!!!

eedd, Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Can someone pretend to be a sincerely outraged DMB fan and post it to like a myspace group or something?

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

The ineffable brilliance of CcchrissS's post will outlast ILM itself

Roque Strew (RoqueStrew), Friday, 28 April 2006 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

whehn I see that the thread is awake, I think "there's no way that could still be funny any more," and I even feel a little irritated about it, and then I open the thread and maybe happen across the CcchrissS post and the joy grabs hold of me like the spirit of God moving across the face of the waters

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

:-D

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"some of the greatest artists ever are bland" is like a beautiful riddle with no end.

dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Friday, 28 April 2006 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"In 1000 years, there will be an archive of the internet with the Peanut Butter Jelly Banana, hen fap, Homestar, goatse, this thread, and three buttsex movies."

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 April 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

some of the greatest artists ever are bland
Greatest post in the history of the internet. I really think this thread deserves a wikipedia entry.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 28 April 2006 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

""some of the greatest artists ever are bland""

that would mean Yanni, Enya, Phil Collins solo career, Sting's solo stuff, and most "adult contemporary" would be considered "great art"?!!!
the mind boggles, freezes, reverses step, then falls off the world.

eedd, Saturday, 29 April 2006 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

This one cracks me up:

Perhaps try a show, it's freedom. I can understand why you hate us.
-- miss chievous grin (twostepjule...), January 29th, 2006.

TRG (TRG), Saturday, 29 April 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"And comparing him to Hitler? I think that's the rudest, most iggnorant thing I have ever heard. Hitler killed 6 million people. Dave makes 6 million people happy every year."

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

theyre playing jazz fest tonight.
i helped build the stage theyre playing on.
i'm a little ashamed.

fetch control, Saturday, 29 April 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Hitler killed 6 million people.
I don't know why I feel compelled to debate historical death tolls on internet music fora, but Hitler killed a lot more than 6 million: http://users.erols.com/mwhite28/warstat1.htm#Hitler

O-Keigh (O-Keigh), Saturday, 29 April 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

DMB is the best band in existance - sorry

Adrian P, Saturday, 29 April 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

nice spelling, ant-boy.

dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Sunday, 30 April 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

DMB is the best band in existance - sorry

the rhetorical function of "sorry" in this sentance would undergo a remarkable transformation if the speaker were omniscient

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 30 April 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Even googling for "Dave Matthews band hated" only brings this thread up as #19. More effort required, I think

Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Sunday, 30 April 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"DMB is the best band in existance - sorry
-- Adrian P (adria...), April 29th, 2006."

i can't help but ponder the idea that there IS a universe/multiverse where this statement is true, and how bad would it suck to live there?
just imagine, a world where ceaseless solos and careening fiddlin collide and never end!!!
it's almost more than i can bear to think about...

thanks gawd this is just a fabrication of a facsimile.
now, someone should post pics of kittens destroying a field of DMB fans...please?

eedd, Sunday, 30 April 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i love DMB, sting and coldplay

ILM wouldn't know great music if it ripped off your head and shat down your windpipe

john clarkson, Sunday, 30 April 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

If that's what good music does, I think I'll stick with the non-decrapitating arts.

Fonzie Scheme (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 30 April 2006 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i love DMB, sting and coldplay

ILM wouldn't know great music if it ripped off your head and shat down your windpipe

some of the greatest artists ever are bland

Thats the universe eedd.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Sunday, 30 April 2006 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

if it ripped off your head and shat down your windpipe

DMB fans should know better than to bring shit into this ...

TRG (TRG), Monday, 1 May 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

DMB is the best band.Ever. All of you haters probably listen to some rap shiat. Go to Bonnaroo and see all the greatness for yourself.

Marley Anderson, Monday, 1 May 2006 04:58 (seventeen years ago) link

rap shiat is the best band.Ever.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 1 May 2006 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

dave is a good man and tallented musicin, why yall hate jeez

animal, Monday, 1 May 2006 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I have never met a DMB fan, ever. Nor have I ever had a discussion about this man's music. Weird how one can avoid something that inspires so much love/hate in millions. I have not been impressed with the few examples of his music that I've come across, but there's much more "worthy" things in life and music to hate.

timmy tannin (pompous), Monday, 1 May 2006 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link

animal (420foreveah@yahoo.com)

jergins (jergins), Monday, 1 May 2006 06:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone who hates Dave Matthews obviously knows nothing about him or his music. Hes an amazing, talented, intellectual artist. His shows are are the best ever...the energy is awesome. Anyone who hates him and his band should go to a show, I bet you would change your mind real quick.DAVE MATTHEWS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashley, Monday, 8 May 2006 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I just want to thank Jesus Christ for not letting Jess delete this thread on the day when his finger got all itchy

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, 8 May 2006 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i've been to a dmb show.

it was horrible.

pablo (Pablo A), Monday, 8 May 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd just like to point out once more how impossibly perfect the 2000th post was.

The 2000th post was impossibly perfect.

It's like the punchline to the longest vaudeville setup ever. That it was in no way contrived gives it serious purchase on being the single most perfect thing ever. A serendipitous gift, borne on the warm cosmic cross-winds of Google.

Thank you ILM. Thank you.

D(u)MBforevahh, Monday, 8 May 2006 07:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I have never heard a full DMB song. I watched a "session" thru winamp but it was boring and I turned it off after a few minutes.

a.b. (alanbanana), Monday, 8 May 2006 07:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"Anyone who hates Dave Matthews obviously knows nothing about him or his music."

really? that's EXACTLY why i dislike him+his music.
cuz i've seen/heard too much.
why, this weekend, for instance, i had to explain (with some amount of tact, mind you) why it was i found him so bland to about 10 DMB fanatics whom were totally amazed that someone could acutally NOT enjoy that music. i went about it w/ an amazing degree of 'non-ass-holeishness' (for having drunk 1/5 of tequila, cannonballed w/ wine)
and found that the concept of not liking DMB is totally foreign to some folks...
i think i blew they're mind when they asked what i DID listen to, as they knew some of it, but found none of it appealing unless it somehow related back to DMB somehow.
it's like '6 degree of DMB' which is a tricky and evil thing to do to a drunk person...

eedd, Monday, 8 May 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

His songs suck. I don't care if his drummer and violinist are good. He writes bad songs.

Steve Goldberg (Steve Goldberg), Monday, 8 May 2006 11:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Revive! Just kidding. Oh shit.

ratty, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

eedd who in the hell do you hang out with?

jergins (jergins), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link

been lurking for a while and posting here for a few months and have not bothered to look at this thing, until tonight. the horror.

i will admit that my first concert ever was dave matthews band. i was 14. saw him at a hockey arena, shortly before their second big album came out. was very excited. oh boy, was he ever dreamy. especially in his crappy waffle-knit henleys and unwashed khakis, pre-MTV makeover and gigantic piles of tour revenue.

ten years later, and, er, yeah. remember: i was 14.

it's boring music for boring people.

there is a guy that plays cover songs on an acoustic guitar on the deck at this bar near where i live, that you have to walk past on the weekends to get anywhere. for some reason, probably because god hates me, i've run into him covering "ants marching" or "crash into me" almost every time i'm there. someday i'm going to do something awful to him, possibly involving angry, hungry dogs or big, sharp sticks. only one of us will come out of it alive.

Emily B (Emily B), Monday, 22 May 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Just non-chalantly grab his guitar, smash it and hand it back to him. Like Belushi in Animal House.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 22 May 2006 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I cant believe you people. DAVE MATTHEWS is a LORD of music. You all say Dave Matthews is Hitler but he is LORD of music! I know because I went to one of his concerts and I HEARD him play. Have you heard him play? No yuou havent!

Rocradam Dulson, Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

you have it wrong. JESUS is LORD.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

DAVE is merely one of his trusted lieutenants.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Dave Matthews : music :: Michael Flatley : dance

Dan (Truth) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Dave Matthews : music :: Robert James Waller : writing

gear (gear), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

DAVE IS SINGULARITY LIE

max (maxreax), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I wnet to one of his concersdt and I HEARD him funny little moustache. no yuou haven't, girlfren!

dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"I cant believe you people. DAVE MATTHEWS is a LORD of music. You all say Dave Matthews is Hitler but he is LORD of music! I know because I went to one of his concerts and I HEARD him play. Have you heard him play? No yuou havent!"

believe it, frat boy!

wait, where is the dave=hitler thing?!

fer the record, if you live in the US, it's awfully hard to AVOID hearing him play...amazing isn't it?

hence my displeasure with his musick.

eedd, Thursday, 25 May 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I've no idea whether DMB is a good band with a 'nice' sound or just a bunch of commercial hacks with cred amongst the student Ikea crowd. All I know is that Dave Matthews teamed up with the FBI to hunt down pirates, and that he only allows people to download full albums on Napster. Now there's nothing much wrong with chasing down pirates, but when you combine that with his undeniable commercial beat, the fact that he named the band after himself (narcissism?), and his attempts to force people to buy more of his music than they might be willing to, that indicates that he's a moneygrabbing tightfisted megalomaniac arsehole. I may be wrong, but that's what it seems like to me.

Ian Cooper, Thursday, 25 May 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

the thread that keeps on giving.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 May 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I have still never heard anything by this band. How long can I keep this up?

(It's a lot easier in the UK, obv)

Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Thursday, 25 May 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"eedd who in the hell do you hang out with?
-- jergins (jergin...), May 9th, 2006."

dunno how i missed this...
it was a Cinco De Mayo party thrown by a DMB obsessed grrl, whom i had an inkling of intrest in. suffice to say, that's all over and done and the party, while a drunkenly great success, was perhaps an eye-opening experience to those whom love the DMB while myself and my drinking partner explain (subtley, mind you)how utterly bland and uninspired DMB is to some. they were shocked and dismayed.
i was drunk and tryin to step lightly...

eedd, Friday, 26 May 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

You all say Dave Matthews is Hitler but he is LORD of music!

I feel a t-shirt comin' on

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

jeses christ you assfucks srsly suck a donkey dick thru a crazy straw..DMB fucking kills live just cuz you dipshits want to sit around wanking to rap music dont hate a band that works hard and has helped solve racism in south africa and helped buld ppls houses in new orleans after katrna...what have you fux ever done to help humanity????

dickstick, Friday, 26 May 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

All I know is that Dave Matthews teamed up with the FBI to hunt down pirates

At first I thought you were talking about ACTUAL pirates and I suddenly had a lot more respect for Dave, what with picturing him in a British navy officer's uniform, crossing swords with bucaneers, and all that. But no.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Dave should start a literacy campaign. He would really be my hero then.

dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"jeses christ you assfucks srsly suck a donkey dick thru a crazy straw.."

HAHAHAHAAAAHHA!!!man, that's great! can i use that?! yeah? cooool.

oh, and DMB "solved" racism?! wha??!! when?
and what does buld mean? and srsly??

rap?? what does that have to do w/ DMB? does carter rap now, too!???

and, i've done plenty to help humanity. actually, right now, even!
doin a fund raising show for the Salvation Army to help Katrina victims. so, shut face, dickstick.

eedd, Friday, 26 May 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

you should read a book about what a bucnh of dooshes you are

dickstick, Friday, 26 May 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

What's it called?

dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

it just came to my attention that almost all the Nick n' Buzz pics don't work, except for that one loner....

i'm slightly sad about that.
that pic was some serious comedy for quite a few peeps...
oh vell.

eedd, Friday, 26 May 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

its called Be A Hater Dork

chapter 1 - listen to gay english music

chapter 2 - be a loster

chapter 3 - hate things that are populer

chatper 4 - dont get layed

dickstick, Friday, 26 May 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"you should read a book about what a bucnh of dooshes you are
-- dickstick (bunchofhomo...), May 26th, 2006."

dooshes?!!!man, you got this spellin thing DOWN, mah man!!! what's a matter? yr pious stance gave way to free-form trash talk that a 13 yr old would find blasse...this makes me weep. and the baby jeses!

damn you, dave's good arm! you beat me to the punch...

eedd, Friday, 26 May 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

dickstick-
go get some of yr older friends. they can help you here...
and hopefully spell a LITTLE better...you know what? scratch that. that would rob yr posts of their near-genius quality.

where did the 'gay english music' thing come from???!
i don't recall any mention of The Moz here!

eedd, Friday, 26 May 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Lobsters love polar. what are you talking about?


(Even though you are an ILM trolling kidder, this is still kinda funny. But your fake bad spelling is over the top, even for a DMB fan. You're trying too hard!)

dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

HI GUYS, MOST DMB FANS THESE DAYS (OK FINE MOST DMB FANS FOREVER REALLY, THO IT WAS BETTER BEFORE LATE 95) BLOW, I AGREE, BUT I STILL LIKE THEIR MUSIC (EVEN IF I RARELY LISTEN TO IT) AND THE EXTENT OF YOUR DISLIKE OF IT IS A SERIOUS SPIRITUAL DEFECT, SO :P

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Yeah, Ned, keep it realer.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"AND THE EXTENT OF YOUR DISLIKE OF IT IS A SERIOUS SPIRITUAL DEFECT, SO :P"

see, now yr missing the point of this thread as it stands- it's almost no longer (almost!) about DMB and his lousy music or his fans! now, the thread's "devolved" into a limbo-esque state of near-constant semi-irony and not-so-clever baiting in hopes of random googlers finding this thread and posting in it! therefore, the thread can NOT die due to DMB's rabid and apparently mild-illiteracy.

my spelling not withstanding. and pics of Nick n' Buzz also.

eedd, Friday, 26 May 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

HI EEDD, YES I "GET" THE THREAD

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

well...alright then.
so long as you 'get' it...no spiritual defection goin down, yo!

eedd, Friday, 26 May 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

IF DMB FANS TALK ABOUT GREAT TECHNICAL PLAYERS THEN DREAM THEATER PISS ALL OVER DMB ON EVERY INSTRUMENT!
If DMB ever master their instruments better than Dream Theater then come back ,but just now like the band, you are full of shit emptying on the great river of the internet.

Dave Matthews is such a bad singer he makes scott stapp of Creed look great!

Roger Hoess, Friday, 26 May 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

amazing pardiddles indeed

Trace Henry (Trace), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

dont get layed

jergins (jergins), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

waht teh jeses fuk is a "waffle-knit henley"??

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Drummer and singer needed for Dave Matthews tribute band
Reply to: monkeyburglar@hotmail.com
Date: 2006-06-22, 11:40AM CDT


We have everyone needed except for a drummer and singer. We are a newly formed band looking for someone who can replicate this stuff near exact, since cover bands can easily wreck it by playing songs thier own way. We would like to practice two times a week (evenings) until we get tight, then once a week. We plan on playing atleast four times a month for some cash. Please be sure you have the time/wifes permission/dedication to do this before emailing me. I have had a TON of responses, then when I tell them when practice is, I never hear from them again. Email me up if this sounds good to you.

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Marmot 4-Tay~~~forth-coming~,my~child.~~~~forth-coming~most~righteous~champ (mar, Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

looking for someone who can replicate this stuff near exact
NEAR EXACT IS MY SHIT

I have had a TON of responses, then when I tell them when practice is, I never hear from them again. Email me up if this sounds good to you.

THIS SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

EMAILS FORTHCOMING THANKS

capnkickass (gloriagaynor), Thursday, 22 June 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i dare anyone to go dressed as a muppet

a.b. (alanbanana), Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, but which muppet?

Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

No, they should go as a "monkeyburglar".
In defence of DMB:

...has respect of fellow musicians like sting,peter gabriel, allanis,sheryl crow,Meredith Brooks,Counting Crows

hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah!


priceless!

marbles (marbles), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
Can I just speak seriously about Dave Matthews Band for a moment? Although I salute and greatly enjoy the many pieces of derisive humour this thread harbors, and I have no problem poking fun at them...

I remember the first two albums, and I don't see how anyone could listen to the entirety of "Remember Two Things" and not admit there was some stunning talent at work, here. I regret that DMB never fulfilled their potential. I had a dream recently that they had done something new that was good as the first two albums and it was blissful, but when I awoke, it was all a mirage. I went to allmusic to explain to me what has happened to the band since I quit following their work so many years ago and even the verdict there seemed to say they had lost the plot. That makes me sad. And it makes me sad that they'll always be known for the 'shit incident'. There is a real lost potential here, and that is sad, to me.

Please commence the jokes...

Modest Is The Pencil (Bimble...), Sunday, 6 August 2006 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread misses the googlers. It should be unlocked to non-regs.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Sunday, 6 August 2006 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still trying to parse this, by the way:

Popular groundswells do vary in discernment, as students of jogging, nail care salons, and tax limits know.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 6 August 2006 13:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Its the dave matthews thread. Nothing is meant to make sense is it?

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Sunday, 6 August 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I remember during my high school days it seemed that everybody liked DMB, including myself. I was a beginning guitar player, just discovering music and so very easily impressed by musicianship. There was a little voice somewhere in the back of my head, however, that prevented me from buying those cds from bands I liked like tool, green day, and barenaked ladies. Somehow it didn't save me from two Dave Mathews double live sets.

Ironically, what I regretted about them at the time though, was what I think was most interesting about them now;l they invented the piezo pop sound. Tim Reynolds and Dave Mathews guitars and “the predator's” violin made no attempt at all to sound acoustic or like more pleasing sound of magnetic pickups, nor did they use heavy effects or subtle eq to process out the quack and rubber of the piezo. Dave M even went so far as too use a solid body guitar with a piezo pickup and no magnet and to use that sound fairly unfiltered. This is not to say no one have ever used a UST before, but they made an aesthetic out of it rather than a compromise, and it served their music. The piezo tone had a less fragile sound than real acoustic and a more percussive quality than magnetic pickups. Dave’s guitar parts would have been even wimpier on a miced D-28 a muddy mess on Les Paul, but with that raw piezo sound they work. Also as several people have noted those guitars sound like plastic (guitars are almost never made of plastic, which I think referentially serves their plastic frat funk. And, if few of the imitators were listenable, the sound still proved hugely influential.

Of course after a few albums their material went completely south, they were never good improvisers (though as many have noted excellent rhythm section) his voice is polarizing with out being distinctive enough to merit being polarizing, and the fans are, as everyone has noted, the scum of the earth.

When I got to college they had recently released their first sell out record and my standards of taste were rising, but the main thing that sent my dave mathews cds home to collect dust were looking around and noticing the kinds of college students who liked Dave Mathews didn't particularly like music.

Adam S S (Zephery), Sunday, 6 August 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been getting back into them after "Everyday/#36" wouldn't let go of me, leading me to pick up the Gorge set, which also got me Granny, Lie in Our Graves, Proudest Monkey, Song That Jane Likes, etc (I lost R2T somewhere along the way), and, perhaps most importantly, Butch Taylor, their missing Bruce Hornsby. I think I'm going to get Live in Chicago next and maybe Folsom Field.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 6 August 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

plastic frat funk

This phrase makes me very happy and makes me laugh.

I'll even admit that my hometown was the one from which DMB came, so there are memories there. I didn't really get into DMB until I'd moved away, but I remember a time when no one knew them outside of that small town. I remember a bartender making me a tape of them, and I really thought it was pretty good. I don't think they had any records out then. I remember seeing them live once with a friend. But it just didn't make any sense to me until I moved away.

Modest Is The Pencil (Bimble...), Sunday, 6 August 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I remember when he was on David Letterman for the first time (I imagine he probably appeared there more than once) we were all incredulous in this restaurant I worked in at the time, we couldn't believe he was on national TV.

I dug up this quote for you guys that I thought you'd find funny. This was from a show I heard advertised on BBC radio, probably BBC 6. I wrote this down intending to share it with ILM, but didn't get around to it until now:

"Witty, Creative & Bright" they called him on BBC radio. Twas actually radio 2 on a Saturday, but I missed the show on DMB.

Modest Is The Pencil (Bimble...), Sunday, 6 August 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

and every so often this revives like a zombie lookin fer brains, and i have the shotgun ready, but i can't kill the little devil...

why?

because this thing's bigger than all of us, bigger than it's subject matter, bigger than Nick n' Buzz's photos, bigger than the ignorance of the DMB fanbase (who i'm now firmly convinced are NOT fans of music OTHER than DMB and DMB clones), and bigger than anything i can contemplate.

my friend now lives in Dave's hometown, says it's horrible how often he hears them now, and that he really wants to just shout how bad they are at people, but it's worthless to do so...

so, to all the DMB fans who think they're right and go to the Gorge or whatever mega-venue and get high on 'teh music' and whatnot, keep on tryin kids, don't you worry about that trustfund runnin out, or that yr really just tryin to hold on to a nostalgia that makes the Dead look like they were part of the Neo-Roman Classical Period of art.

keep yr DMB locked down and far away from me, and next time you play in a bar in PGH where i am, i'll kick the juke-box for ya, Arthur Fonzerellie style...

edde (edde), Monday, 7 August 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

or that yr really just tryin to hold on to a nostalgia that makes the Dead look like they were part of the Neo-Roman Classical Period of art.

Hahahahaha

A Cracker Jack On Crack (Bimble...), Saturday, 19 August 2006 06:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Ironically, what I regretted about them at the time though, was what I think was most interesting about them now;l they invented the piezo pop sound. Tim Reynolds and Dave Mathews guitars and “the predator's” violin made no attempt at all to sound acoustic or like more pleasing sound of magnetic pickups, nor did they use heavy effects or subtle eq to process out the quack and rubber of the piezo. Dave M even went so far as too use a solid body guitar with a piezo pickup and no magnet and to use that sound fairly unfiltered. This is not to say no one have ever used a UST before, but they made an aesthetic out of it rather than a compromise, and it served their music. The piezo tone had a less fragile sound than real acoustic and a more

This guy is speaking my language. Name another band to borrow so beautifully from a trio of English folk, various American styles, and African music thrown in for good measure. I'm proud most of all of the DMB's multiculturalism. They seemed to mix a lot of cultures together. I'm talking of their first album of course "Remember Two Things".

All the ignorant college students in the whole world can't take that away from me.

I'm also eager to re-experience their first "proper" album Under The Table & Dreaming, produced by Steve Lillywhite, who I have had much good things to say about in the past.

Just know this, that my town, my hometown was so small, that I remember meeting the guy who designed the sleeve for Under The Table... I remember things about him. Because the town was so small. But one can't tell all.

I love jazz/funk too. But DMB never had the funk in enough quantity. That's okay because the first two albums are still classic records.

A Cracker Jack On Crack (Bimble...), Saturday, 19 August 2006 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Just know this, that my town, my hometown was so small, that I remember meeting the guy who designed the sleeve for Under The Table... I remember things about him. Because the town was so small. But one can't tell all.

pleasepleasepleaseplease to tell.

jergins (jergins), Saturday, 19 August 2006 07:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Name another band to borrow so beautifully from a trio of English folk, various American styles, and African music thrown in for good measure.
AND, manage to do it soullessly...


Well, I'm stumped.

DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"BRAINSSS!!!"

edde (edde), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

By and large, I am NOT a Dave Matthews fan. Like 99.9% not a fan. But all of my friends are, and my wife likes him too, so I have been taken to various DMB shows throughout the years.

After spending three hours trying to get to the venue, getting into the venue, dealing with already drunk white hats from nearby UVa (he's one of US!!!! WAAAAHOOOOO!!!!), I finally got into the show and got a beer. Sat through the first set - not terrible, and the people watching was hilarious.

Then came the .1% of my appreciation - it was a few days after Johnny Cash had died, and Dave came out and did a solo, quarter time version of Ring of Fire. Sounds kind of lame, I know, but the audience automatically became split in two - those who knew IMMEDIATELY what song it was, and were at least appreciative of what he was trying to do (that would be me) or those who didn't know the song, didn't know who Johnny Cash was, and were screaming for the rest of the band to come back out.

So, for what its worth, I suspect that Dave actually gives two shits about some worthwhile things, but his band is not anywhere near my iTunes.

Esquire, Bitch. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"white hats"

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Monday, 21 August 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

the new blackshirts

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Monday, 21 August 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

dumb

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 21 August 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Ironically, what I regretted about them at the time though, was what I think was most interesting about them now;l they invented the piezo pop sound. Tim Reynolds and Dave Mathews guitars and “the predator's” violin made no attempt at all to sound acoustic or like more pleasing sound of magnetic pickups, nor did they use heavy effects or subtle eq to process out the quack and rubber of the piezo. Dave M even went so far as too use a solid body guitar with a piezo pickup and no magnet and to use that sound fairly unfiltered. This is not to say no one have ever used a UST before, but they made an aesthetic out of it rather than a compromise, and it served their music. The piezo tone had a less fragile sound than real acoustic and a more

This guy is speaking my language. Name another band to borrow so beautifully from a trio of English folk, various American styles, and African music thrown in for good measure. I'm proud most of all of the DMB's multiculturalism. They seemed to mix a lot of cultures together. I'm talking of their first album of course "Remember Two Things".

Are you sure we're talking the same language, because I think I was talking about pickups, how despite overall lameness it was kind of cool that they embraced such a shitty pickup sound, and you're hearing multicultural blending. I don't even particularly hear the English folk influence, but I'll concede, no American band had ever been influenced by African music before. That was a real revelation, and no ignorant college student or well informed music critic can take that away from you.

Adam S S (Zephery), Monday, 21 August 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

no American band had ever been influenced by African music before.

This is possibly incorrect.

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:30 (seventeen years ago) link

"no ignorant college student or well informed music critic can take that away from you."

and just why not, pray tell? i most certainly can!!

that's also not 'possibly incorrect', it's absolutely incorrect.

edde (edde), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

no American band had ever been influenced by African music before.

hahahhahhaahahaaha

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

that's also not 'possibly incorrect', it's absolutely incorrect.

Oh, really?

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

(that's paul simon, who took african influences and invented blues music in the mid-80s with the help of ex-steely dan drummer chevy chase)

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

no American band had ever been influenced by African music before.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

The thread that keeps on giving.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

RLLY.

edde (edde), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

where's Geir to tell us there's no such thing as African music anyway...

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

no American band had ever been influenced by African music before

that's totally wrong of course. but name me a band of Americans, before or since, that has incorporated African pop styles into its music and sold on the mass scale of the Dave Matthews Band. sure, African music on Graceland and other Paul Simons is far more prominent, but is made by session players backing up an artist already well established in the pop firmament. And DMB has outsold Graceland twice.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

come the fuck on: TALKING HEADS

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

(for one)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

And DMB has outsold Graceland twice.

and this matters why?

(and what shakey said, jeezes talking heads)

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

how about sting and peter gabriel's crappy world music tours?

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

faux-reals, yo!!!

how many of DMB's followers would even go try to get into the backstory of his uber-bland "music" and find his 'roots', so to speak? i'd bet not many.

edde (edde), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

and this matters why?

cultural impact

jeezes talking heads

who have sold nowhere near Paul Simon, let alone DMB.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

also - where do the numerous Afro-inflected jazz and funk guys of the 70s would figure in here, cuz there are lots - Cymande? Miles Davis? Plus big hitters like Kool and the Gang and James Brown had their afro-centric moments...

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

how many of DMB's followers would even go try to get into the backstory of his uber-bland "music" and find his 'roots', so to speak? i'd bet not many.

real scientific

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"who have sold nowhere near Paul Simon, let alone DMB."

I'm not gonna take your word for that - show me some numbers.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

how about sting and peter gabriel's crappy world music tours?

of course Euros know African music. we're talking America here.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

(not even gonna bother with your "sales = cultural impact" malarkey)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

KEVIN FEDERLINE - PO PO ZOW

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"of course Euros know African music. we're talking America here."

uh, what? yr spouting some serious ridiculousness here. America developed Afro-influenced music (gospel blues jazz ad infinitum) long before Euros had even acknowledged the legitimacy of African music.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

It wasn't British wankers that came up with call-and-response, you know.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

again, what the fuck do sales matter? talking heads and paul simon were plenty popular....

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

America developed Afro-influenced music (gospel blues jazz ad infinitum) long before Euros had even acknowledged the legitimacy of African music

yes, and we are speaking of contemporary music influenced by the African popular music that was itself influenced by American rock/r&b music. Britishes are more likely to be influenced by such for the same reason that you hear a lot more news about Africa on the BBC than you do on NPR.

I'm not gonna take your word for that - show me some numbers.

LOL. you can search for yourself here

Talking Heads have sold fewer than 8 million records over the course of their career. Paul Simon solo has sold fewer than 16 million. DMB has sold 30 million records, and many millions more in videos.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

again, didn't paul simon and talking heads use african influences BEFORE dave matthews? and - in fact - aren't these two popular recording artists AMERICAN?

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

(and also as someone pointed out, miles fuckin' davis)

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

He said no American band had ever been influenced by African music before.

Didn't mention anything about sales.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, paul simon and talking heads came first, but the former used African session musicians, and the latter used a Euro ringer impresario plus American session musicians perhaps better versed in Afropop/jazz idioms (are we going to claim world-changing cultural significance for Jon Hassell here?), and again Dave has sold twice what they did. He's a unique figure as a major American pop figure who was actually born in Africa and incorporated its music in his own before he had established himself as an artist.

Didn't mention anything about sales.

and obviously I'm not backing him up but making my own independent assertion

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

gabbneb's trying to restrict the discussion to a) American bands that sold a lot of money and b) were "influenced by African pop music" (ie, African music made after 1970). Which is a tricky deflection, because the original poster never inserted the "African pop" aspect into it - its clear on the face of it that ALL American music can be in some ways described as African-influenced, but interjecting this artificial dating into the discussion mucks things up (ie, Talking Heads were influenced by Fela, but Fela's biggest influence was JAMES BROWN)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"American pop figure who was actually born in Africa and incorporated its music in his own before he had established himself as an artist."

again, bullshit - Johnny Clegg and Savuka. He never sold as much as DMB, but you can put that down to timing and marketing.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL, Johnny Clegg's American?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not trying to restrict anything. you seem to continue to think that i'm defending the statement upthread that i've twice explicitly said is wrong, when in fact i'm reiterating a different argument that i earlier made on this or another thread, i don't care to check for your benefit which.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

British, raised in Africa. He's as much "American" as DMB is!

where does someone like Stevie Wonder and his afro-excursions fit into your alternate reality?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

British, raised in Africa. He's as much "American" as DMB is!

uh

where does someone like Stevie Wonder and his afro-excursions fit into your alternate reality?

here's a more useful list of cumulative album sales. f'rinstance...

Michael Jackson 60.5
DMB 30.5
The Cars 23.5
The Police 22.5
Sade 22.5
Stevie Wonder 19.5
Grateul Dead 17.5
Bob Marley 16.5
Paul Simon 13.5

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

haha gabbneb i think you've proved your point that no other american band named the dave matthews band besides the dave matthews bands has been influenced by african pop music.

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

real scientific

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), August 22nd, 2006.

guess it's a good thing i'm not a 'scientist' then, isn't it? of course, it was a 'scientific' thing i said, now was it?

and keep kickin that dead dead horsie there, ol' gabbneb.
somehow we'll see that point.

edde (edde), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok firstly, Bo Diddley

SECONDLY AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thirdly, ok, forgot about Bo Diddley, but certainly Dave Mathews Band is the first group of American Musician's to ever be influenced by European music. I mean their use of violin and all.

Adam S S (Zephery), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"here's a more useful list of cumulative album sales. f'rinstance...

Michael Jackson 60.5
DMB 30.5"

you gotta admire the way gabbneb's stacked the argument here: by his criteria there's only one person who could possibly challenge DMB's seat as the "biggest selling figure in American pop to incorporate African pop music" ie, Michael Jackson.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

but certainly Dave Mathews Band is the first group of American Musician's to ever be influenced by European music. I mean their use of violin and all.

............

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

You've gotta be shitting us.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I assume that's some sarcasm there.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope so.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

you gotta admire the way gabbneb's stacked the argument here: by his criteria there's only one person who could possibly challenge DMB's seat as the "biggest selling figure in American pop to incorporate African pop music" ie, Michael Jackson

for a dude with tissue-paper skin about the words-in-mouth thing, you shore do it an awful lot. my real point was, dudes, if you want to take my argument down, you're missing your biggest weapon.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

mamasey-mamasa-mamakusa aside, I don't think MJ's really ever been that interested in incorporating African music in general, much less African pop - and certainly not like the lesser-selling artists I've already mentioned. Really yr emphasis on sales numbers is ridiculous and stacks the argument firmly in DMBs favor - in case you haven't noticed no one gives it any credence. The implication that because he's sold more records, DMBs cultural impact is great than Miles Davis', for example, is beyond silly.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm using "cultural impact" solely as shorthand for inroads into mass culture. if you want to use it some other way, fine, but yr getting my meaning wrong. and yes, i am asserting that DMB has touched a larger segment of the population than Miles Davis in the same way Garth Brooks or Mariah Carey have.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i've never had any idea what mamasey-mamasa-mamakusa means, but I do think there's some Africa in the music of the song, and it's not his only one. but it's not ingrained in his music, right.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

In the future if I ever say Dave Mathews was the first ... or only ... I'm being sarcastic

For instance, if I say Dave Mathews is the first band to incorporate european influence with their use of violins, or keyboards, or guitars, or triads, or functional harmony, or the English language that's sarcasism.


If on the other hand I say Dave Mathews is a real Boer, that's a pun.

Adam S S (Zephery), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Well that's settled, then.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:38 (seventeen years ago) link

dmb not only did a boring, worthless, donkey shit job of incorporating african pop into their songwriting, they were failing at the end a long string of successes. GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL COLLECT NO DIVERSITY TRINKETS

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, I collect my "diversity trinkets" (how obie) if that's what you want to call serious pleasure button pushing from Franco, Baobab, Etoile de Dakar, Baaba Maal, Loketo, Rail Band, etc.

they were failing at the end a long string of successes

no idea what that means

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

and somehow dmb's boring worthless donkey shit failed to bore millions to the tune of hundreds of millions

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

My theory is some - many, even - people like being bored.

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

{==*^*==}

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

voila

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Another popular pioneer of African/American music: Earth Wind and Fire. Maurice White plays the kalimba, the African thumb piano. Ramsey Lewis gave him one in about 1968, long before White even started EWF.

Much of urban, educated black America was on an afrocentric trip through most of the 1970s, and the music of Africa was definitely in the mix. Every funk band had congas from about 1974 to 1980. Yes, I know the conga is technically an Afro-Cuban invention, but in America in the '70s it was presented as a nod to Mama Africa.

The idea that Dave's bogus little musical safaris were earthshattering breakthroughs is completely laughable. Paul Simon had far greater influence and created much more exposure for South African musicans; the notion the DMB were unique American exponents of Afrian music is as wrong as saying Eric Clapton turned America on to reggae.

novamax (novamax), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

you know i never really got it until just now - the dude's worldview is so universal/inclusive it's a priori going to turn off (the same way Wyclef's stuff does absent Pras' street-realness and Lauryn's holding it down for the corny indie fux) those who get their musical frissons in part from perceived exclusivity regardless of musical worth. but it's also a double-edged sword - unlike Howard Deanish Wyclef who shamelessly cross-sells in every conceivable direction, his wiser Mark Warneresque method of solicitation dulls the edges, obscuring the substance for the surface-oriented litmus testers. Those Virginians.

xpost: Dave outsold EW&F too. point me to where I said they were earthshattering breakthroughs or created more exposure for South African musicians than Graceland or were unique American exponents of African music. I'm saying that no other artist has so completely integrated it, even at the minimal level dmb does, into their fundamental sound from the very beginning of their career. for everyone else it has been deployed at a particular point in their career, after being well established by other means, and eventually dropped.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, what about the Tokens and "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"? That seemed to move a fair few copies back in '61.

I know I am being a bit specious here, but I think you are moving the goalposts around too.

Earth Wind and Fire were African-influenced from the get-go and continued to be so for the entire run of the decade they were most popular. And they were huge in the SOuth in the '70s with both whites and blacks. I'm white and I can't remember a trip to the roller skating rink that I don't tie in with EWF, and Kool and the Gang who were influenced by EWF, and the Gap Band, the Dazz Band, Cameo, etc (all likewise.) Black American music was at a hitherto-unknown apex in the '70s, and Afrocentricism was a huge part of that. Maybe the borrowings from African music were not all that obvious, but they were there nonetheless.

Yeah, DMB has outsold a bunch of people, but so what? How many of his fans can even hear or care about his African influences?

novamax (novamax), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know how many, but i'm not claiming that the significance is that he turns on his fanbase to the authentic stuff (maaan), only that the fact that he's incorporated it in his music and sold very very well is a factor in his art that shouldn't go unperceived/appreciated by people who've heard 2 or 3 of the dood's songs and hate him for his mass appeal and because they've met fans who are white-baseball-hat-wearing upper-middle-class neo-meatheads with hot girlfriends.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I gotta hand it to ya that yr Dean/Warner analogy gave me a chuckle.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

awww, my extended anser to the "2 or 3 songs" comment got blasticated!

summary-heard WAY more than 2 or 3, unfortunately. and no hating on mass appeal. if he's into making an army of mediocrity lovin fools, then so be it, let the march of blandness continue.
but, the music's still crap. and crap coated in sugar's still crap.
the meatheads would still be available for keg-parties, name calling, and date rapes all the same.
and to call DMB art is the loosest use of the term available, i'd say.

edde (edde), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i quite like that song "stay"

Slumpman (Slump Man), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
"Aerial" is closing in

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

speak english!

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i think he means that the kate bush thread, with approximately 1/2 the posts of this one, is closing in on this one.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

gear (gear), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

well not anymore, now it's pulling away again

gear (gear), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no it don't!

edde (edde), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I respect his letter -- and I'm completely in agreement with him. Like Dave [Matthews] says, I'm not saying Saddam doesn't deserve to be force-fed his own severed scrotum while we shove a bayonette up his ass, but we're going about it in an entirely ass-backwards manner -- completely torching allied relations left and right and further alienating the increasingly volatile "Arab Street" in the process. I don't really buy the notion that Iraq had anything to do with the attacks of September 11, 2001. And in the year and change since that fateful day -- what have we really accomplished? Yes, we've kicked a lot of butt in Afghanistan and dropped a lot of expensive hardware on people -- but the threats we faced on September 10th remain unchanged -- we *DON'T* have Bin Laden, we *HAVEN'T* dismantled Al Qaeda, we have *NO IDEA* where he/they are and we face *THE SAME* threats as before. Right, so we rooted him out of Afghanistan (we think) and we scattered the Taliban like roaches (we think).....what else? NOTHING. If we go into Iraq -- OSAMA WINS! He *WANTS* us to go to war with Iraq. It plays RIGHT into his hands. It will only STRENGTHEN his support in the Arab world -- At this point, he's like fuckin' William "Braveheart" Wallace to the average man west of Athens and south of Gibraltar -- He wants to portray the image that THE WEST is at war with ISLAM. If we go into Iraq, that's exactly the way it's going to look. And if his groundswell of support builds (which it will), that's exactly the way it's going to be. And that's severely fucked up.

But....at the end of the day, DMB's music still bores me to absolute tears.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), February 12th, 2003.

_________________________________________________________

Totally OTM and prescient. And this didn't even take into account the purposefully overhyped WMD canard and the hamfisted way this Administration would mismanage the war. He's right about DMB, too.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

This will likely be the last time I dig up this thread for quite some time. But I had meant for awhile to continue on from the small DMB phase I got on about a month ago because I thought "well if I've pulled out the first two albums then eventually I'm going to have to reevaluate 'Crash'" which is the project I have found myself undertaking today. And it really is where the rot set in isn't it this album?

But before I talk about the album specifically, I want to share a memory I have of Dave Matthews and his entourage coming into this restaurant I worked in...it was after he had been on David Letterman for the first time, but I do believe it was well before Crash had come out. Anyway, at the time this happened, it was like he's just made it. He was a star now. And him and his group of people stayed later at the restaurant than anyone and I began to really resent him because I wanted to go home for the night, and we couldn't because of his table and I figured he had this huge swollen ego now that he'd made it. So when he finally decided to leave, we all stood up and greeted them, just as we would have any customers as they left and in a narrow hallway I stood, saying thank you and making eye contact with everyone in that whole entourage except him, whom I refused to look at or speak to.

This was before I really got into his music, though, so it does look very different to me in hindsight. Although maybe he did have a big head then? Who am I to say?

Anyway, first of all "Crash" the song is a fucking tradgedy. The riff is divine, the tune is divine, it could have been the best thing they ever did but he fucking ruins it with those lyrics. And it's because it's like he's too lazy to try some interesting poetry to describe sex and love, he has to have it literal and stupid. And I think I said before it just ends up sounding like an invitation to groupies, how egotistical. Just so idiotic and stupid. But the song itself, like I said, the tune is fucking gorgeous from beginning to end. As for the rest of the album "So Much To Say" isn't quite as good as it promises to be, "Two Step" is not too bad, but nothing to write home about, and "Too Much"/"#41"/"Say Goodbye" is really not worth mentioning, most of it goes in one ear and out the other. "Drive In Drive Out" is also rather repulsive, but then comes "Let You Down" something delightful happens and the album suddenly takes a turn for the better. "Lie In Our Graves" is delicious English/Celtic folky stuff to my ears. "Cry Freedom" is staggering and single-handedly justifies the entire album. "Tripping Billies" has been sanitized and overproduced here, losing all the vitality of the live version on the first album. And it all ends suitably beautifully, with a very nice mellow track called "Proudest Monkey".

Never again would I find their music interesting.

Dare Of The Hog (Bimble...), Saturday, 23 September 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
Your favourite thread is the 1st you see when loading nu-ilm!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

*applause*

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Thankyouvermuch

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe how quickly this thread loaded. Don't suppose it will last.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link

aw hey there dave matthews thread, i forgot all about you!

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

How can anyone forget about it!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link

copious drug use?

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread and PS's Bare Naked Ladies picture thread are reasons for living.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

hands-down my favorite thread ever.

ersatz (ersatz), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
This thread was once much longer.

abanana, Sunday, 25 February 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I do like the fact it can readily load, though.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're not with the thread you love, love the thread you're with?

Mordechai Shinefield, Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 2363 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, OK. It's hard to see.

abanana, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're not with the thread you love, love the thread you're with?

Hahahahahha

Bimble, Sunday, 25 February 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, OK. It's hard to see.

I know. Please write your Senator, like the rest of us.

Rockist Scientist, Sunday, 25 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ksandbox, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

grassroots success propelled by an open taping policy and word of mouth. exceptional musicians, love to play together and are good to their fans. all band members paid equally, contributes millions to schools, charities, and causes like Vote for Change. Dave is odd and funny and gracious and his insight to the world has been very comforting to me through various life crisis over the years and things like the Bush administration. He makes millions but still drives a 96 Subaru, and helps strangers move couches, and always has time to chat it up and take pictures with a fan.

none of this means you have to like Dave or their music. haters have always been there, especially among the vinyl-collecting (I think it's a rule). it's ok. I just listen because it makes me feel good, and that's all it comes down to.

missed this thread!



Ms. Chievous Grin, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

can you see if Dave can lend a hand moving my vinyl collection?

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link


http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/05/16/122736.php

"And, despite the brilliance of recent gigs, I've never really walked out of one and needed to see the performer again immediately."

wait until he brings the Band...

Ms. Chievous Grin, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

It took all of two seconds to load this thread from new.

DAMN!!

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 09:31 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread can serve as the lithium test of all nu-ILXes in teh future.

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 10:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Try "Glasgow" more!

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 10:45 (seventeen years ago) link

That took 2 seconds as well!

Respec!

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 10:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO HE PLAYS A MORAN ON TV SOMETIMES

gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I enjoyed it!

"but my leg's not a piano..."

Ms. Chievous Grin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Reasons why they are so HAD and BAITED...

Bimble, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link

One of the best House episodes I've seen in a long time. Is Dave Matthews trying to be an actor now, or was it just some one-off thing? Not that I particularly care.

musically, Friday, 9 March 2007 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I loved that House episode. The triple-twist ending alone was worth it. Also - we made jokes about whether Dave Matthews was playing himself all evening. Cheap joke? Maybe, but I laughed.

Mordechai Shinefield, Friday, 9 March 2007 10:19 (seventeen years ago) link


"we made jokes about whether Dave Matthews was playing himself "

It wasn't far off actually. He routinely acts like a fool when he is nervous, randomly yelps between songs or blurts out gibberish, and tells odd but funny stories about goat penises and a variety of other topics. My daughter and I were laughing during his scenes on House because he was so....Dave.

Davespeak archive:
http://www.weeklydavespeak.com/wdextra/

Ms. Chievous Grin, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread is not the same with all the messages skipped

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread is not the same with all the messages skipped

Same for me...now it doesn't crash my browser when I try to read it.

musically, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

but now g00glers won't see anything to get all indignant about

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

He routinely acts like a fool when he is nervous, randomly yelps between songs or blurts out gibberish, and tells odd but funny stories about goat penises and a variety of other topics.

Yeah, but what about the dudes he has combing the audience for attractive women to give backstage passes to? Because a friend of a friend totally got offered a chance to "hang out with Dave." Goat penis might be a clever metaphor.

I also enjoy fans referring to "seeing Dave" or just say "Dave" all the time and think that I'm supposed to understand what they're referring to in casual conversation. So you saw Dave Barry talk about his new book? Or went to a taping of Letterman?

This is all sort of academic since I haven't talked to someone who's made such a reference for a couple years, but post-comment skipping, this thread needs some wheels.

mh, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link


Yeah, but what about the dudes he has combing the audience for attractive women to give backstage passes to? Because a friend of a friend totally got offered a chance to "hang out with Dave." Goat penis might be a clever metaphor.

I also enjoy fans referring to "seeing Dave" or just say "Dave" all the time and think that I'm supposed to understand what they're referring to in casual conversation. So you saw Dave Barry talk about his new book? Or went to a taping of Letterman?


There are people who go out into the audience before shows and randomly offer someone seat upgrades to first row or to come participate in the meet & greet and hang out backstage. As far as I know this happens at every show (just never to me yet!)

As for "seeing Dave" - a lot of fans hate it when people say that, unless he is solo. If any member left the band or died, there would be no more DMB, the end. (Don't get any ideas haters!)

Ms. Chievous Grin, Saturday, 10 March 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Whatever happened to the Dave Matthews Band? The last hit I remember by them was "I Did It" and that was, like, six years ago!

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 10 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

[url=http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=11013]Goat Penis[/url] (surprisingly, sfw)

Siegbran, Sunday, 11 March 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

A DMB fan took out my addition on the Wikipedia page about DMB:

It went something like this:

Popular Culture:
In the Futurama episode "The Why of Fry", when the Nibblonians are telling Fry that he is very important, Fry incredulously asks "So the feeling I get when I'm drunk is correct?". The Nibblonians reply: "Yes, except that the Dave Matthews Band does not rock".

I am not afraid of you and you can spank my ass, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

It's true!

Great Episode...

whoah, did everything just taste purple for a sec?

Ms. Chievous Grin, Thursday, 15 March 2007 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated

uh, Dave Matthews

Chaucer Arafat, Thursday, 15 March 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

wears those plaid shirts

kleight, Thursday, 15 March 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I once was asked whether I liked Dave Matthews by school mates towards the end of high school (who were clearly fanatics), before I had heard any of their songs. Thinking they were talking about Matthew Sweet, I answered "yeah, I like a few of his songs".

That moment will sit badly with me forever.

Faisal Shennib, Thursday, 15 March 2007 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

holy flurking shnit. that is egregiously expensive.

the table is the table, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha are there actually DMB vinyl freaks?

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band: Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Legendary and Beloved

Even Alanis Morissette lends her trademark pipes!

St3ve Go1db3rg, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

What is Dave Matthews listening to? Matthews tells us about Xiu Xiu, the experimental indie project of Californian singer-songwriter Jamie Stewart, who, Matthews says, Tim Reynolds turned him on to. “There’s something about it where you can’t put it down,” he says. “It’s like crazy person music, but it’s really slammin’ and it’s really beautiful. He’s a little bit precious maybe — and ‘a little bit’ may be understating it — but there’s something about it that I go back and I listen to it again, and I like it.”

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

jamie stewart sonned by dave matthews in a "precious" beef.

ian, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

ftw

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link

big hoos aka the steendriver sonned by a yuppie in an outbid beef.

ian, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

taking sides: dave matthews vs. xiu xiu

i'd be torn.

andi, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Now that this thread can load more easily I look forward to it never dying.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Bump for BEST THREAD ON ILX: Part TWO - The Poll

pfunkboy, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

Boabie, Thursday, 13 September 2007 12:11 (sixteen years ago) link

god, this is probably my favorite thread of all time

swinburningforyou, Thursday, 13 September 2007 13:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I Want Dave Matthews(band)Guess papers of all subjects Plz send me cuz i found it every where couldn't found?? Plz Send me As QUICK AS POSSIBLE!!!!

mulla atari, Thursday, 13 September 2007 13:33 (sixteen years ago) link

but, i have to say, this thread isn't the same without that picture of the fat guy over and over again...

swinburningforyou, Thursday, 13 September 2007 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link

nick and buzz best friends 4-ever

Vas Djifrens, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

now who's joking??

latebloomer, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link

haha "buzz"

i think i saw a commercial during college football where Dave Matthews Band is part of a contest where the college that votes for him the most through text-messaging gets a free concert from DMB. He can't possibly be that popular, still?

swinburningforyou, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link

who is in lol college here?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:19 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Listening to DMB at work, it occurred to me that their songs could be much improved by simply ommitting the clarinet and piccolo or whatever woodwinds they are using.

wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 29 November 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

it occurred to me that their songs could be much improved by simply ommitting the clarinet and piccolo or whatever woodwinds they are using everything.

Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 21 December 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

So I'm watching a little bit of this documentary on IFC called "Before the Music Dies." The filmmakers travelled around the U.S. trying to find out why mainstream music is so packaged and repetitive, and whether the major labels are able to silence innovation.
Up comes a clip of Dave Matthews, and I assumed this was an illustration of this bland, "packaged and repetitive" music that's so common. I was wrong. They were used as an example of one of the few, truly innovative bands that broke through the corporate oppression and got their music out to the masses.
Huh? WHy, because there's a violin on stage?

Jazzbo, Monday, 11 February 2008 12:54 (sixteen years ago) link

The three R's of repetition...

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 11 February 2008 13:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't like Dave Matthews at all - his voice grates and the lyrics* make me want to hit myself in the head with a brick - but when they first broke through on the radio, it did seem pretty unusual and innovative. Or at least they stuck out like a sore thumb.

I haven't actively listened to Dave Matthews in 10+ years and I'm not making any plans to, but I suspect I'd be alright with them if an album of instrumental versions were to turn up.

*crash into me and I'll come into you
crash into me and I'll come into you
crash into me and I'll come into you
crash into me and I'll come into you
crash into me and I'll come into you
crash into me and I'll come into you

YEEEEEEESH!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 11 February 2008 13:24 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008804030466

lol

Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 3 April 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Jason "Buzz" Schechtman, (perpetually) 19, Deerfield, Ill., a student at IU, got his tickets about 8 p.m. after waiting more than three hours. He met folks in line who said they'd left the Clinton rally to wait for tickets. "I was leaning toward Obama, but this sealed the deal for sure," he said.

Battle of the blands:
Obama & Dave -vs- Bill & Kenny G.

dave 2¼, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

What blandsters are republicans?

Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

3 Doors Down

stephen, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Another reason to hate them

Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I think songs like Stolen Away on 55th & 3rd, Old Dirt Hill, and Dancing Nancies deserve recognition if not the sappy Satellite and Typical Situation.

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 3 April 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

American ILMers, do you still hate Dave Matthews Band?

Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link

uh. we hate third-rate Dave Matthews knockoffs more. Jason Mraz comes to mind.

stephen, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I was just thinking about this thread today.

Bimble, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

This thread misses the random googlers. Wish this thread could be exempt from having to register to post.

Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Hell yeah. It sure would make things more interesting around here.

Bimble, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i love the part where they sing "eat drink & be merry for tomorrow we die"

deeznuts, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Doing something outside the norm of what they're known for, the Nappy Roots are crossing genres in the New Year. Their latest is group member Skinny Deville's new collaboration with the Dave Matthews Band.

On their new single, titled "A Divine Intervention At 55th," the group crosses sounds between rock and hip-hop. How did it happen? Well, Deville said the team up came about after the two hooked up while on tour, an experience he said he can barely explain.

"I was high every hour back then and I have never seen anything like it [touring and performing with the Dave Matthews Band]," said Skinny Deville. "People were camped out as if it was a KOA Campground. We did two nights in each city because of the attendance. I do remember the food was excellent and the beer was cold [backstage with DMB]. They balled out more than the biggest rapper could have. We had one bus and they had like ten black matching buses, with every member of the band having their own bus. They were baller status for real."

http://www.ballerstatus.com/article/news/2008/02/4161/

and what, Saturday, 14 June 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

lots of folx in my apt building were stockin up the 30 racks & goin to this today. they got nailed for abt 30 minutes w/ passing t-storms and v. hard rain lol

johnny crunch, Saturday, 14 June 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Those "only jealous because they sell" comments are particularly funny, considering a large portion of the ILM posters are into stuff that is considerably more mainstream (as in appealing to really young kids and everything) than Dave Matthews has ever been.

Geir Hongro, Monday, 16 June 2008 09:32 (fifteen years ago) link

And btw. the only thing this thread needs to be really complete is that Dave Matthews himself finds the thread on Google and does a post here.

Geir Hongro, Monday, 16 June 2008 09:35 (fifteen years ago) link

FUCK All of you. Dave Matthews is the SHIT!!!!

Geir Hongro, Monday, 16 June 2008 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link

hongro gets aggro

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 16 June 2008 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I played DMB at the gym the other week. And then I realized...I played them at the gym ten years ago. wow.

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Monday, 16 June 2008 09:42 (fifteen years ago) link

They came from my hometown, folks. I have a right to talk, etc.

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Monday, 16 June 2008 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Has your hometown expressed a public apology yet, I mean, like Canada did for Bryan Adams?

Geir Hongro, Monday, 16 June 2008 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Hahahah.

Bimble, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link

How is this thread still going?

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 19 June 2008 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

LeRoi Moore died. RIP

elan, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_10248586

elan, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

It's a good thing it wasn't Dave Matthews himself, as they'd have to change the name to just 'The Band', and I think that's already taken.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

One of my fave songs of theirs has his sax all over it - "Lover Lay Down".

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link

BBC news headline "Dave Matthews Band founder dies"

conrad, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link

R.I.P.

CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Let's stop with the fetishization of the black musician, shall we?

skygreenleopard, Thursday, 21 August 2008 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah like they only have ONE...

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Thursday, 21 August 2008 08:43 (fifteen years ago) link

which may have been your whole joke, and if it was I apologize, but really folks...I know DMB is our fave punching bag here and I'm okay with that but for god's sake someone died here. Let's give it a rest for a bit, eh?

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Thursday, 21 August 2008 08:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I was more making fun of one of the original posters here who said something ridiculous and stupid about this guy. I agree, though - RIP.

skygreenleopard, Friday, 22 August 2008 09:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I was never really a fan, BUT:

a) respect is due to an awesome musician
and
b) my GOD, "Two Step" is an awesome son, thanks in no small part to Moore's
sax riffs.

Rest in peace, sir.

Tantrum The Cat, Saturday, 23 August 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

awesome *SONG*, etc, etc.

Tantrum The Cat, Saturday, 23 August 2008 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Ants Marching, anyone?

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 23 August 2008 02:20 (fifteen years ago) link

"Two Step" is an awesome son

Kind of weird name though. A bit like Dzeewil, Moon Lit, Zowie and Fifi Trixibelle..... :)

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Dweezil, I mean

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 23 August 2008 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This Willie Nelson cover pisses all over Matthews' horrible overblown original version.

Also it doesn't matter where you pause the video, you're guaranteed to capture Willie pulling any one of a number of LOL expressions.

James Mitchell, Friday, 12 September 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

overblown? that would seem to apply to those guitars far more than dave's acoustic version. i guess you're referring to the vocals? dave's version is a hell of a lot more expressive than willie, who seems to be having a conversation while making some funny faces. or were you giving him extra points for his iconicity and vocal tone?

gabbneb, Friday, 12 September 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

willie's kinda like cassandra wilson here - interpretation that's worthwhile on its own terms but is only faintly expressive of the song itself

gabbneb, Friday, 12 September 2008 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

I just wanted to add that I read this whole damn post. Yay for me! Some funny shit, other than that band member's death. Anyway, I see it as my American Duty to revive this thread, to let freedom ring!

musicfanatic, Monday, 18 May 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahaha

More Goth Than Your Grandmother (Bimble), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, on a side note: I have two dear friends who love DMB - and they both are lawyers. :-)

But that also means that I've been dragged to more DMB concerts than I care to admit
(OK, I admit - four). I'm not much of a concert-going person, but it's still strange to realize that nearly half of the concerts I've attended were those of the DMB. If you saw my record collection you'd understand. Anyway, carry on.

musicfanatic, Monday, 18 May 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

This thread needs to be open to random googlers

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 15 June 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

My Mom asked me if Dave Matthews was a member of Phish

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

"Not yet."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 15 June 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

, has respect of fellow musicians like sting,peter gabriel, allanis,sheryl crow,Meredith Brooks,Counting Crows,Santana

hahahaha this is amazing

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_NEIbLpg5E

gangsta hug (omar little), Monday, 15 June 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.glidemagazine.com/hiddentrack/an-audio-history-of-phish-dave-matthews-bands-past-collaborations/

i was at 6/17/95 Three Little Birds

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I was at Virginia Beach '97. During the jam, Mr. Moore was playing - or at least pretending to play - two saxophones at once.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g4Yb4saA7Y

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i33.tinypic.com/900tab.gif

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

well, I don't think the walrus is dead like LeRoi

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

most of those collaborations probably weren't very successful

Gabbneb in NYC (gabbneb), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

my favourite post on ILM ever

alright.. i only read the first bunch of postings.. and i dont know why there are so many haters out there.. dave is a great guy and does alott of work for charities.. pardon the spelling haha.. i dont know where you get corporate rock band from.. since hes libral as hell.. his lyrics are great.. just get beyond everyday and gravedigger.. his so smooth on the guitar its not even funny.. everyone in the band has incredible talent.. and i dont know how you can say its bland music.. some of the greatest artists ever are bland.. for example.. and keep in mind i love the beatles.. but "we all live in a yellow submarineee yellow submarinee.. la la la" its very boring as well.. oh and about his voice.. very few people have the range that dave has.. and what kind of music does everyone here listen too??.. besides britney spears and john mayer of course..

― CcchrissS, Saturday, 10 December 2005 03:25 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

omg

my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

hes libral

velko, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

his so smooth on the guitar its not even funny

Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Bookmark

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

this whole thread is a treat, it always brings a smile to my face.

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Monday, 15 June 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think i've knowingly ever heard a Dave Matthews Band song in my entire life. Or a Phish song.
I assume this means i'm pretty lucky?

But then Americans don't have to listen to Kasabian or The Enemy so its swings and roundabouts.

Jamie_ATP, Monday, 15 June 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

feel free to take the piss of the phrase swings and roundabouts
or indeed the phrase 'take the piss'

Jamie_ATP, Monday, 15 June 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

But then Americans don't have to listen to Kasabian

You'd be surprised. Kasabian made the rounds at American summer festivals a few years back and my ears were an unfortunate victim.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry :-(
i remember hearing Kaiser Chiefs playing over the p.a. at universal city in LA and feeling rather ashamed.
oh and the Pipettes in a Gap changing room somewhere in the middle of Louisiana. very weird.

Jamie_ATP, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 07:54 (fourteen years ago) link

oh and the Pipettes in a Gap changing room somewhere in the middle of Louisiana.

Hah. This would not surprise me at all.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

kind of where they belong really

Jamie_ATP, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

wkiw Pipettes in a Gap changing room in the middle of Louisiana

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I am so glad I found this post. I finally managed to get through the whole thing. Why?? I have no idea, but it's just too addicting to stop!!

Grendel1969, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

"some of the greatest artists ever are bland" is possibly the greatest single thing ever written on ILM.

Neil S, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I finally managed to get through the whole thing. Why?? because it's intersting.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 6 July 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

surely "because it intersting"?

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Monday, 6 July 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Name Description
I Love Music let's ruin humour with pedantry!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

:)

bentley cadence (gbx), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

the board shd live up to its description IMO

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

It does!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you'll find that the board has lived up to it's description if you look hard enough. Or if you have the time to go through the whole thing.

Grendel1969, Monday, 6 July 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/09/john_edwards_hacky-sack_jam_ba.html

super lolz then the depression sets in

uptown churl, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

seriously--yet one more reason to hate this horrible jam band

Mr. Que, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/20/us/politics/20edwards.html?_r=1&hp

In the proposal, which The New York Times examined, Mr. Young says that he assisted the affair by setting up private meetings between Mr. Edwards and Ms. Hunter. He wrote that Mr. Edwards once calmed an anxious Ms. Hunter by promising her that after his wife died, he would marry her in a rooftop ceremony in New York with an appearance by the Dave Matthews Band.

Mr. Que, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i35.tinypic.com/2603lvl.jpg

ice cr?m, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

reasons why i hate dave matthews:

1. his voice
2. his band

brotherlovesdub, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Dave Matthews: really a decent guy

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/21/qa.dave.matthews/index.html

so says i tranny ben franklin (HI DERE), Monday, 21 September 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

needs a bump?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

has anyone ever suggest banned someone for liking dmb or a band they dont like?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Dave Matthews is seriously underrated on ilx. Kinda like "should I give grateful dead a chance?" lolz. People on some serious issues in this place

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Evan, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I'm from germany. DMB is not widely known around here. I gotta say I think DMB is a great band. I don't know what's going on with the american fans, then again I don't care, because I don't judge a band by its fans (frankly that would be just plainly stupid).
Anyway I was wondering about some of the DMB bashing in american media and googled around, that's how I ended up here.

If you don't ban me for having a different opinion or for digging up this thread, I'd be happy to find out what music you DMB haters listen to (if there is still anyone out there who remembers this thread). Maybe someone could give a counter example to DMB's supposed blandness?

choo, Monday, 14 December 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

you do it

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, 14 December 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Ah I'm sorry I meant maybe somebody could name a band which is not as bland as DMB.
So I can figure out what you mean, I'm just curious

choo, Monday, 14 December 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.paw-tracks.com/images/PAW28_big.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 14 December 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

wait are you just asking what ppl like on a board called I Love Music?

being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, 14 December 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I asked what DMB haters listen to.
Maybe DMB haters defines the board, maybe thats your joke.
Mainly I want to know what you mean with bland.

As for Excepter, that is certainly an interesting choice. Very experimental music.
I find it hard to compare it to DMB, but it is certainly more original and unexceptional music than dmb.

choo, Monday, 14 December 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

DMB haters listen to Excepter, exclusively

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, 14 December 2009 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

What makes you think you will be banned? I may not like DMB but that's no reason to dislike you, I say welcome to ILM! and I hope you dig around the rest of the board and join in. There's even an introduction thread somewhere in the archives. Also tip to new person, click on new answers. I think i was here a year before I found out about new answers page. Only noticed when we relocated from greenspun. <end of embarrassing admission>

Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 14 December 2009 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Thank you for the warm welcome, I'll be sure to stick around :). I was not serious about that banning stuff. I was refering to the post above my first one (by Evan), seems like someone was suggest banned.

@jazzgasms duh sarcasm confuses me hurr

choo, Monday, 14 December 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

hurr

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, 14 December 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

It's so aggravating how many people fall for Dave Matthew's fake singing. Thank god his bull is not on the radio as much as it was a few years back! He'll write a 3 (or so) note melody that is actually rather convincing and tuneful, but then he drives it in the ground, repeating it relentlessly until we all just want to say "please, make it stop!" Beyond the 3-note refrain melody, though, everything else is shit--just random unrelated notes that any kindergarten child could write. He might as well come up with those notes by drawing them out of a hat. Then he either whines or whispers them, and everyone thinks he is passionate and sensitive. People seem to think he has a nice voice. I don't get it: since when does closing off the throat until a duck-like quack emerges considered beautiful singing? Please make it stop, Dave Matthews!

Steven, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Happy thread anniversary plus six days.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

has anyone heard his new cover of kashmir

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

kash into me

tylerw, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

what is like a good dmb album i like hte songs i kno

plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 18 February 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

no

Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Thursday, 18 February 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

under the table and dreaming is ok

Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Thursday, 18 February 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

dmb would be better if he hadn't gone back in time and stole john mayers voice and made it look like John ripped his off...

Ballistic, Thursday, 18 February 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

thats weird that u would say that

plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

has anyone heard that bootleg of him jamming with vernon reid and ikue mori? have to admit, it's got me thinking twice about DMB.

by another name (amateurist), Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link

What the HELL does it sound like??

Ork Alarm (Matt #2), Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

cult of ants marching

Ballistic, Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link

ikue mori jams?

plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link

what woulda been really awesome is if diamanda gala sang over it

Ballistic, Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link

and lil wayne (since he obviously wants to appear on every recording evar)

Ballistic, Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link

none of the Dave fanatics stuck around on the board did they?

lukevalentine, Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

from last night: dancing to dave matthews

a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

has the critical reappraisal of DMB on ILM started with that poll?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 25 March 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

As I sit on my couch recovering from last week's surgery and reacquaint myself with ILM after a looooong hiatus, I'm reminded that this thread (especially the first fifth) is surely a high-water mark of Western civilization.

Clarke B., Wednesday, 25 May 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Ok... his voice is like nails on a chalkboard and he is gay

― Jordan Bass, Saturday, October 18, 2003 5:33 PM (7 years ago)

 (am0n), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

this thread ain't so big now

corportate/Illuminati controlled (crüt), Friday, 3 February 2012 10:35 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

never forget

fuck deathcore and metalcore (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

Dave Matthews is one of rock's most underrated Pretty Complex Dudes – as horny as Lil Wayne, as troubled as Thom Yorke, able to growl "war is the most vulgar madness" like the American Sting he's always sort of been. He's got a beige-Baja-shirt rep and a black-turtleneck soul.

The first DMB record in more than three years (and the first in over a decade produced by Steve Lillywhite, who helmed their mid-Nineties albums) serves up the Matthews magic in all its musically tight, emotionally bumfuzzled splendor: from the sex-as-food funk-pop romp "Belly Belly Nice," to the relationship SOS "The Riff," where Matthews sings, "I don't know the man living in my head/If I don't know the woman sleeping in my bed," to op-eds against political apathy like the fragilely beautiful "Mercy."

Lillywhite's sympathetic production and the rich band interplay, steeped in New Orleans R&B, lithe jazz fusion and nimbly driving jam rock, make for uncluttered songs that at times recall Clinton-era glories (the elegant slow build of "Mercy" is just a hacky-sack flip away from 1996's "Crash Into Me"; it could've soundtracked the shit out of a Friends montage).

And yet, this is no nostalgia trip back to the quad. Even songs that luxuriate in strummy romantic escapism take midlife head-on: "I'm too old to wanna be younger now," the 45-year-old sings on the gingerly intimate "Sweet." He wears his grown-'n-grumpy honesty like a champ.

3 1/2 stars

omar little, Sunday, 16 September 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

the sex-as-food funk-pop romp "Belly Belly Nice,"

omar little, Sunday, 16 September 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

Has this guy hit the stage in his career now where even his fanbase don't really care about a new album?

don't slip in mud (Matt #2), Sunday, 16 September 2012 07:57 (eleven years ago) link

Clinton-era glories

catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

I remember reading that story about when his tour bus showered a boat in the Chicago River with sewage several years ago and thinking "ah, there's a metaphor for his entire career".

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Sunday, 16 September 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...

Art!

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/03/06/dave-matthewss-second-act-silkscreen-painting/

...great.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

emotionally bumfuzzled splendor.....

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

alcohol-infused orange juice

Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

this is no nostalgia trip back to the quad

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

That's how he solved the poopbus problem all those years back, he just bikes to shows.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

i was about to post that. not for the story so much as the accompanying video where Dave tells the story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUR-36lNhp0

what is with that voice thing he does?!

Z S, Monday, 15 July 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link

bi-si-ckle....rackonit.

how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link

That might as well be a Dave Matthews shreds video.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link

Cool story, brah-si-ckle.

Moka, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link

They were lucky they didn't crash into him.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link

he must have hiked up his skirt etc

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 July 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link

how does the entire audience not just walk out of the show when he starts with that voice

sleepingbag, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Do frat kids still listen to this guy, or can we write this off as a 90s/early 00s phenomenon once and for all?

the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link

as of a few years ago my college-age cousins were reporting he was still a thing with frats. so, anecdotal evidence there.

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

is he shitting out his own skeleton or

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 March 2014 02:45 (ten years ago) link

#overcomingmaterialism

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 13 March 2014 09:32 (ten years ago) link

Man, this thread

DDD, Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link

that picture is amazing

death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link

more like

#comingovermaterialism

Evan, Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link

his cup is overflowing

POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:52 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

CONTENTION: Dave Matthews is actually a halfway-decent crooner*—nice warm timbre & natural-sounding phrasing, never pushes his voice too far beyond its range, sticks close to the melody—it's just a shame that his lyrics read like something a music teacher crowd-sourced from first-graders, e.g. "Sweet like candy to my soul / Sweet you rock and... sweet you roll"

* obviously the funky-honky jam-band numbers like "What Would You Say" are another story entirely, and I would rather listen to an entire Blues Traveler album than be subjected to that song's chorus even one more time

Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link

also, it's weird (to me) that I never hear "Satellite" anymore—I remember it getting airplay in the 90s, and I've always found it the most listenable song in his catalog (again, ignoring lyrical stinkbombs like "Who's the king of your satellite castle?")

Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 13:16 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, Satellite sold me that DMB album. Didn't last long for me, but I love playing along with that guitar part. Regardless, it's still a hell of a lot better than Crash, which I still hear all the time.

how's life, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 13:27 (ten years ago) link

loved.

how's life, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 13:27 (ten years ago) link

I've never really listened to Incubus (who seem to be popular with the same crowd?) but for some reason always had the impression that their starry-eyed prog-lite stylings could be traced directly back to that guitar part

Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 13:43 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I could hear that.

how's life, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 13:46 (ten years ago) link

I love the (3+ minute) coda on #41 through the intro of Say Goodbye.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link

this band released an album with a "Magic Eye" cover. basically started chillwave iirc.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 16:56 (ten years ago) link

I think 'before these crowded streets' is actually one of the better mainstream albums to emerge from that jam band scene, it's just made with such skill and clarity of purpose.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link

haven't listened to it in ages but i'm pretty sure i'd still like the kronos quartet jam off of 'before these crowded streets,' "the stone"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 19:26 (ten years ago) link

CONTENTION: Dave Matthews is actually a halfway-decent crooner*—nice warm timbre & natural-sounding phrasing, never pushes his voice too far beyond its range, sticks close to the melody—it's just a shame that his lyrics read like something a music teacher crowd-sourced from first-graders, e.g. "Sweet like candy to my soul / Sweet you rock and... sweet you roll"

* obviously the funky-honky jam-band numbers like "What Would You Say" are another story entirely, and I would rather listen to an entire Blues Traveler album than be subjected to that song's chorus even one more time

― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 8:58 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also, it's weird (to me) that I never hear "Satellite" anymore—I remember it getting airplay in the 90s, and I've always found it the most listenable song in his catalog (again, ignoring lyrical stinkbombs like "Who's the king of your satellite castle?")

― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 9:16 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, Satellite sold me that DMB album. Didn't last long for me, but I love playing along with that guitar part. Regardless, it's still a hell of a lot better than Crash, which I still hear all the time.

― how's life, Tuesday, April 1, 2014 9:27 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loved.

― how's life, Tuesday, April 1, 2014 9:27 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've never really listened to Incubus (who seem to be popular with the same crowd?) but for some reason always had the impression that their starry-eyed prog-lite stylings could be traced directly back to that guitar part

― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 9:43 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I could hear that.

― how's life, Tuesday, April 1, 2014 9:46 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love the (3+ minute) coda on #41 through the intro of Say Goodbye.

― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 12:24 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this band released an album with a "Magic Eye" cover. basically started chillwave iirc.

― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 12:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think 'before these crowded streets' is actually one of the better mainstream albums to emerge from that jam band scene, it's just made with such skill and clarity of purpose.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 1:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haven't listened to it in ages but i'm pretty sure i'd still like the kronos quartet jam off of 'before these crowded streets,' "the stone"

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 3:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm going to be dim and ask if someone's going to pop out and go "april fools!!!"????

marcos, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 19:31 (ten years ago) link

bb code error all that should be in quote tags

marcos, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 19:31 (ten years ago) link

Many songs would be pretty if on acoustic guitar only with lyrics removed.

Evan, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link

i keep running into abstracts in underground musicology journals that rank dave as a top 5 guitar player using the latest objective forms of chord analysis

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link

The progressions are definitely more interesting and inventive than you'd think from a hated cheesy jam band for northface people

Evan, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

I read an article recently about a guy who was attempting to use sound wave analysis to determine the best band w/r/t originality, how different they were from other musicians resolved through science. Dave Matthews came out near the top for some reason (above velvet underground!) the piece humorously paraphrased 'ghostbusters' and said nobody ever wrote music like this, Matthews must be an authentic wacko or certified genius.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link

he does seem to construct songs by moving the same finger shapes around on the fret board. they are like the frat boy version of barred chords. you probably do get things that sound weird when you write songs while prioritizing finger shapes over sounds.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link

i love when he does his funny growly voice.

"hoooowwww youuuuuuaallllgh dooinnggg tonaaaagggggh??"

oh dave, hee!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link

"Two Step" is a 6.5 minute song, and I'd say at least half of it features Mr. Matthews playing the same dyad over and over again, just daring you to turn it off. If you make it through, Sir Matthews rewards you with "crash into me", an entire 5 minute song of one chord (we get 3 notes in this one, though!).

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

What if you took this and plucked the guitar part out and had Mark Kozelek singing about crab cakes with a new vocal melody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCzBwKZyCFM

Evan, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

I liked that song 'Everyday' when it first came out...and then I saw them live and now i hate them forever

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link

what if we all just posting "dave" like it's a chant

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link

dave

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link

dave!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link

dave!!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link

dave!!!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link

big d!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

capital Dave!!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

david!!!

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

top drawer Dave!

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

hammertime!!!

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

C'MOWN!!!

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

to the tune of ants marching: DAVE! dave dave dave, dave dave dave dave DAVE!

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link

AMANDA!!!

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link

Wait wait, guess which one this is:

Dave - dave, Dave DAVE, dave

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link

that is the chorus of crash into me

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link

Whoa, you actually got it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link

I'm seriously amazed. David!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link

90s justice: if someone crashes into you in their car or on a motor bike, you can "come into them" should you desire to do so

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link

dave da-DAVE daaaaave

marcos, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link

guess?

marcos, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link

that is the chorus of What Would You Say

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link

What if you took this and plucked the guitar part out and had Mark Kozelek singing about crab cakes with a new vocal melody

^seriously would this be bad or good?

Evan, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link

it would be bad. i'm not sure that it'd be worse, though.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:15 (ten years ago) link

the dave between

coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link

i dave'd it

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link

Darrell! That's what the true fans call him, because in his Raleigh show in April 2002 he introduced the guest sax player Darrell Pawton, and Pawton said "you should have been a Darrell, Dave", and ever since then all of us on Dancing Nancies call Dave Darrell as an inside joke lol

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link

somebody call Dave Darrell. we've got a problem, and Dave Darrell is a problem fixer.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link

I'm listening to that album he did with the baritone guitar, and it's the only one that doesn't sound like the 90s

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:26 (ten years ago) link

i think it is probably their best album

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:28 (ten years ago) link

sounds kinda like Morphine

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link

I liked that song 'Everyday' when it first came out...and then I saw them live and now i hate them forever

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 1:57 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think this is correct. I think they'd be less bad and hated if Everyday was the only album.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:35 (ten years ago) link

I think. I think about Dave.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:41 (ten years ago) link

rackonit

how's life, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link

one of my favorite DMB stories is the Pawtucket show in April 2002. he introduced the guest sax musician Ralph Dharel, and Dharel said "you really should have been a Ralph, Dave", and ever since then all of us on Dancing Nancies call Dave Ralph as an inside joke lol

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:53 (ten years ago) link

in the song 'satellite,' dave seems to think that satellite television is broadcast via the Earth-ionosphere waveguide. this is incorrect, dave.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link

we sometimes refer to him as Darrell, as well, in reference to a similar incident that occurred later that month

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link

you certainly live a life rich with humor over there at Dancing Nancies, Karl!

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link

(I hope dave gets the joke and isn't mad at you lol)

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link

DAVE!

*chanted while wearing NorthFace jacket for added cred*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link

DAVE

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

thanks to dave, we can "jam" a "satellite" for peace reasons not war reasons. that's cool, DAVE!

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

DAVE!

*back-kicks a hackey sack ball*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:26 (ten years ago) link

Dave!

*forces alcohol on pledge*

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link

DAVE!!

*straps on a guitar & wears it embarrassingly high like a pair of mom jeans*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link

Dave!!

*says, "a little BAY-bay!"*

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:31 (ten years ago) link

Darrell!

*tells story about the Raleigh show in April 2002*

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link

DAVE!!

*scowls at audience members not dancing*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link

hi

chive on you crazy diamond (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

DAVE!!

*screws on puka shell necklace*

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link

Dave!!

*works at dad's dealership*

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link

Wonder how many times "hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me" was used to pick up girls at clubs in college towns

Evan, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link

successfully? when not actually dave matthews? 0 times.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 23:33 (ten years ago) link

negative 500 times

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 23:40 (ten years ago) link

you actually refine and strengthen your virginity when you use that line

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link

hymen restored: 1000 points

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 01:27 (ten years ago) link

I suspect it could have totally worked on drunk northface girls somewhere.

Evan, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:15 (ten years ago) link

if you are wearing a skirt with a northface jacket, i'm not interested in seeing your world.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:32 (ten years ago) link

Wasn't implying any of us would try

Evan, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:34 (ten years ago) link

for the record

Evan, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:34 (ten years ago) link

feel like i have to now

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:35 (ten years ago) link

is this bump about a new album? y/n

, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:38 (ten years ago) link

relevant:

"I'm doing fine," says Dave Matthews, checking in from his Seattle home before kicking off his first South African tour November 30th. "I was stuck in traffic this morning." After a huge summer tour, the singer has been staying busy hanging out with family and working in the studio on his band's follow-up to last year's Away From the World. Matthews reveals he's teamed with producer Rob Cavallo and engineer Doug McKean, who both worked on 2009's Big Whiskey & the GrooGrux King (the band worked with Steve Lillywhite on Away From the World). "I've been in the studio trying to get a couple of things ready for the band to go back in, having fun," Matthews says. "I'm just trying to come up with something that doesn't sound like the past."

He won't give too much away, but fans may already be familiar with some of the upcoming material. "There are some songs the band has been playing for a long time," he teases.* "And then whenever I start messing around in the studio, I start writing, so hopefully we can come up with something worth listening to."

*actual chills

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:41 (ten years ago) link

DMB's sixth straight record to debut at Number One reunited the group with its Nineties producer Steve Lillywhite; the album's political entreaties made for some of 2012's best GOTV rock. But there's also a stormy introspection to these tricky, rolling jams. "Rooftop" is a drunken, vengeful breakup fantasy; on "The Riff," quiet romantic desperation gets run through Boyd Tinsley's jabbing violin lines; and when Matthews sings, "That's not a star, that's a satellite," on "Drunken Soldier," it's clear he's standing under an angry sky.

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/50-best-albums-of-2012-20121205/dave-matthews-band-away-from-the-world-19691231#ixzz2xhWGZCTg
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christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:42 (ten years ago) link

i'm starting to get a picture of dave matthews as this guy who checked out a book about satellites from the library in the 90s and smoked his first joint. now he walks around spreading the most basic or even incorrect information about them.

Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 04:47 (ten years ago) link

al leong I'm signing you up for northface catalogs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 06:21 (ten years ago) link

North face jackets are great for when you get dmb teaser induced chills

Evan, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 11:42 (ten years ago) link

dave da-DAVE daaaaave

― marcos, Tuesday, April 1, 2014 5:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guess?

― marcos, Tuesday, April 1, 2014 5:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is the chorus of What Would You Say

― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 5:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes!

marcos, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 13:17 (ten years ago) link

i thought about that long and hard last night, and didn't get it. isn't the chorus of what would you say

Daaaaaaave, dave-dave, DAAaave?
(Dave, dave, da-dave dave!)
Dave-dave-dave-dave-dave-dave?
(Dave, dave, da-dave dave!)
Dave-dave-da-da-da-dave-da-dave?
(Dave, dave dave, dave dave!)

Daaaaaaave, dave-dave, DAAaave?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link

yea that's a little better than mine

marcos, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 13:30 (ten years ago) link

dave

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 13:40 (ten years ago) link

dave

marcos, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 13:46 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Reading through part of this thread and it strikes me how similar it is to the commentaries under any given article about Justin Bieber in Norwegian online papers these days. Except these comments are by people now in their 30s or 40s (mostly) while the ones raging about how great Justin Bieber is were in kindergarten in 2003. :)

The GeirBot (Geir Hongro), Saturday, 28 June 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

:-/

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 October 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

actually it is $35 so I will not ;_;

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 October 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

(but privately, yes I will)

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 October 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link

*low grumbly voice* Howsa everra-buddah doin oudda there toNiIIIIIGHHHHH???

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 October 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link

lol

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 October 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link

one of my favorite DMB stories is the Pawtucket show in April 2002. he introduced the guest sax musician Ralph Dharel, and Dharel said "you really should have been a Ralph, Dave", and ever since then all of us on Dancing Nancies call Dave Ralph as an inside joke lol

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, April 1, 2014 2:53 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 October 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link

ccuuuuuuullassic dave story! had to pull it up and out of the ole warehouse!

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 October 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

dave

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8zZ4o-41mM

"I'm not a bad and hated man, I'm just...not a lucky man"

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

Some Mexican dude zipped by the other day on his Harley, and he was blasting some music that sounded exactly like DMB, only in Spanish.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

First rock and roll band ever to sing the lyric "Mom it's my birthday"

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

it is more of a shouting tbf

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

or a saying, if the narrator is reliable

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

a complex piece

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

i find it really strange that frat dudes listen to this guy and Jack Johnson. It just doesn't compute to me at all.

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

i find it really strange that frat dudes listen to this guy and Jack Johnson. It just doesn't compute to me at all.

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, December 15, 2015 3:18 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Having gotten to know a lot of (former) frat dudes over the years, esp in law school, it computes to me perfectly well. To the extent there was a "profile" at all, it was not the aggro, alpha-male type you see in 80s movies, it was more of a mellow, straight-laced, don't-rock-the-boat kind of guy. Nice, risk-averse, usually not severely neurotic or suffering from low self esteem, but confident only up to a certain point.

www.ramenclassaction.com (man alive), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

agreed with that description, up until the booze flows

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

otm description, def casually racist too

flappy bird, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

Daaaaaaave

bonita pooleymoon (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

yeah maybe so. the guys I knew were mostly from northeastern colleges and maybe the frats there leaned a little more liberal than average

www.ramenclassaction.com (man alive), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

plus it's unchallenging mid-tempo stuff that undiscerning dudes can purport to be discerning about on the basis of, like, "musicianship."

dc, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

yessssss

also earnest John Mayer heads

flappy bird, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

I kind of like the break in the middle of WWYS, where the band drops out and it's just guitar, and then there's a sax solo. Freed from its context, I feel like it could mesh well into a good DJ set.

www.ramenclassaction.com (man alive), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

dated a jam-band guy in the late 90s so i've seen dave in all his splendor. not my most pitiable concert-going experience, which might be papa roach. tbh there are a number of contenders.

dc, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

I would see DMB 1000 times before sitting through another youth lagoon show

bonita pooleymoon (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

it is more of a shouting tbf

― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or a saying, if the narrator is reliable

― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, December 15, 2015 12:04 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a complex piece

― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, December 15, 2015 12:05 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Thursday, 19 May 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com

mookieproof, Friday, 2 December 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

Never forget. Dave Matthews' bus dumped 800 pounds of poop into the Chicago River 13 years ago today https://t.co/f36UBMdAa9 pic.twitter.com/NijTwvTYLe

— DNAinfo Chicago (@DNAinfoCHI) August 8, 2017

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link

nine months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdKFaN_XUAEQSlZ.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

i have to say that he came across as rather likable in that interview

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

I feel very odd about the “dude looks like The Predator” jokes I used to make about this guy

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Thursday, 17 May 2018 22:24 (five years ago) link

a think he looks like a predator if not The Predator

salt sugar fat, that's where it's at (rip van wanko), Thursday, 17 May 2018 22:32 (five years ago) link

This week, Dave Matthews addressed Boyd’s departure from the band for the first time in an interview with Vulture. “I have a deep love for Boyd, and he has to deal with his stuff. In many ways, I’m sure it would’ve been a lot easier for him to just say, ‘I’m good. Let’s go play.’ But you can’t just throw yourself away, your wellness away, because you play violin in a band. It doesn’t make any sense to do that.

“I can’t say, ‘I can’t wait till he comes back,’ because I don’t know what’s going to happen,” Matthews added. “But right now being away is better for him. Nobody is happy about this situation. Except that we’re happy he can figure some stuff out. I hope he does. But I’m going to miss having that whirling-dervish Adonis-Muppet over there on my right. I know the audience is, too. But we can’t serve that desire.”

o_O

cr.ht (crüt), Thursday, 17 May 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link

Guess that brings this thread full circle...

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 17 May 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

on a library computer which wipes all cache and cookies and info and such and when you type in 'ilxor' the first suggested result is 'ilxor dave matthews name your reasons' lmao

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 22 August 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

iconic thread

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/11/acting-attorney-general-matt-whitakers-old-tweets.html

True or False: Dave Matthews is the Jimmy Buffett of our time?

saddest kamancheh (bendy), Thursday, 8 November 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link

the two bands matt whitaker knows about

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 November 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link

don't drink the margarita
there's blood in the margarita

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 November 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link

these acts have very little in common. dumb can manifest in very different ways.

rip van wanko, Thursday, 8 November 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

Jon BonJovi knows how to be a rockstar.

President Keyes, Thursday, 8 November 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

Not just for Dave Matthews Band fans, Ryley Walker's The Lillywhite Sessions is a reminder that taste is subjective, timing is everything, and you don't always choose the ones you love.

https://exclaim.ca/music/article/ryley_walker-the_lillywhite_sessions

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 15 November 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

yeah it's pretty good! but also the lillywhite sessions is prob the best dmb album (so, of course, it was shelved so that dave could record a terrible record in a week with glen ballard)

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 November 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKk-EFUwsaA

this didn't even make busted stuff, which was full of re-recordings of the lillywhite sessions material, and it's better than most dmb songs imo

also the original version of "bartender" is the *best* dmb song possible i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvRlyOokh6k

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 November 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

don't get me wrong this band still sucks

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 November 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

interesting. i'm not a fan of lillywhite sessions/busted stuff. you can tell that some of the songs were written with the same guitar patterns he'd used for sketching out songs since forever. for example, grey street is very similar to tripping billies where david matthews has written a repeating melody for everyone to mimic by moving two fingers up and down the guitar neck. the band maybe felt the initial guitar ideas they had to work from in the lillywhite session were stale. they may have also toured that material too heavily and burned out on it before recording? so they switched to the baritone guitar for Everyday and shook things up. This was the band-sanctioned narrative at the time, but I agree with it now. Everyday is way better than the other stuff they were up to.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 November 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

... everyday is a really terrible record idgi

the band narrative was that this material was too depressing and they weren't having fun recording it. they should have less fun

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 November 2018 18:14 (five years ago) link

i tried everyday again but it is actually impossible to get through "i did it"

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 November 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

Everyday sounds a bit like the other side of the band's collaboration on Santana-Supernatural. So it's kind of bad and annoying and awesome in the same way that Santana-Supernatural is those things.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 November 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

yeah, skip i did it. it is annoying.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 November 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

I usually start with Dreams of Our Fathers

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 November 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

don't know why i'm italicizing song titles. just a quirky dave-ism, i guess.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 November 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

I remember reading an interview with him once where he was talking about how much he loved oral sex and how he could survive by just drinking/eating? the fluids of women.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, February 11, 2003 11:59 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omar little, Thursday, 15 November 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

i think about this, and the fact that this band dumped half a ton of their own feces from a bridge and onto innocent boat tourists.

omar little, Thursday, 15 November 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

how have i never heard of this story??

Spottie, Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

yeah me neither wow

dude being obsessed with and gross about oral sex is unsurprising if you've heard any percentage of his music

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

However I can't really imagine that comment being in an actual interview??

Evan, Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

i can. he wrote an entire song about the same subject

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDYP2TxDGlc

listen at your own peril

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

i think about this, and the fact that this band dumped half a ton of their own feces from a bridge and onto innocent boat tourists.


dave matthews band: not totally full of shit

the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

oh no

Blood through my veins for you
You alone have all of me

Spottie, Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

there are no innocent 'boat tourists' imo

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

first of all, they're covered in feces

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

Just Googled the lyrics to that "Rapunzel" song -- OMG

I had to stop halfway thru

verlaine & rambo (morrisp), Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

(Where's the PMRC when u need them?)

verlaine & rambo (morrisp), Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

always thought he was singing about bugles

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/10/rock-the-vote-this-week-i/

By Peter P.M. Buttigieg,
November 10, 2003
This week, I picked up a new album by Dave Matthews, prophet of the carefree joy of my high school years. But unlike the cheerful strains of late-nineties-Dave, the solo project Some Devil is a sober, even grim reflection of how much the world has changed in a few short years. The man who brought us the playful riffs of “Too Much” and “Everyday” is now promoting the album’s first single, “Gravedigger.” Matthews is not the only one undergoing a tonal shift; if you’ve paid attention to Radiohead this year, you know that they have grown not only darker, but more explicitly political. In titling their new project, for example, they replaced the cryptic inclinations that brought us previous efforts like or Kid A, and called this one Hail to the Thief.

Music is always regarded as an index of the times, so a glance at what’s changed in our short student lifetimes could tell us a thing or two. And indeed, there are some lessons in even a casual overview of what has happened to campus music trends just in the last few years.

...

j., Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link

Then all hell broke loose. Just as we were adjusting to the fact that our country could function even if the president didn’t completely know what he was doing, a team of Saudis with box cutters torpedoed our innocence. Right then, like our cell phones, our culture stopped working for a minute. What sense could the old Dave Matthews make when Dave Letterman was weeping on air?

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link

an incoherence of daves

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link

he would probably make a better prez than music writer

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link

I would bet my house he owned at least one Dispatch album in college. Or downloaded one from Napster, is probably more like it.

Sam Weller, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:11 (five years ago) link

the P.M. stands for "Patchouli Man"

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

if mayor pete wasn’t cancelled before, he sure is now

a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:52 (five years ago) link

go on pete, you are forgiven

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://variety.com/2019/music/news/mayor-pete-buttigieg-phish-inauguration-1203193074/

Asked about his college days, he cited “a lot of Dave Matthews in my life back then, a fair amount of Phish kind of thing. But also again the classics. I thought I was gonna be Jimi Hendrix on the guitar.” The hosts then produced a Les Paul, on which he strummed a snippet of “Hey Joe.”

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Friday, 19 April 2019 02:24 (five years ago) link

Ah yes, the les paul. Cassic jimi hendrix guitar.

Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 April 2019 02:34 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

RUNDMB

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 August 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link

ten months pass...

Y'know...it's one thing to stand at a remove of a couple decades and snicker at a vague recollection of DM and his B, but I've had a few of his songs pop up over the past week (in a general '90s playlist) and...yeah, this shit was real real bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FqsQE5oRNE

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

The only DMB reappraisal I will fuck with is that his shit was so heinous that if we had one terminator to send back and the question is do we send it back for DMB or Trump I'm going to need five minutes to think about it.

Tōne Locatelli Romano (PBKR), Thursday, 25 June 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

BREAKING: Amazon's new CEO's favorite band is DMB https://t.co/fPqhxlEatt pic.twitter.com/mo9KLboVIO

— Caroline O'Donovan (@ceodonovan) February 2, 2021

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:58 (three years ago) link

guillotine

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:02 (three years ago) link

'Jassy Thang' a believable DMB song title

sell her Dior (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 February 2021 07:07 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

speaking of 800 lbs of shit, i have contemplated reviving this thread to talk about how before these crowded streets is a good record and the lillywhite sessions is an excellent one

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 8 August 2021 22:46 (two years ago) link

Sure, Jan.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 August 2021 22:48 (two years ago) link

every(?) jam band has exactly two good records

grateful dead: u know
phish: billy breathes, story of the ghost
dmb: before these crowded streets, lillywhite sessions (counts even tho it was shelved)

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 8 August 2021 22:49 (two years ago) link

I do kind of like that theory. Like, if you just keep playing and recording eventually you're going to do something good, like monkeys with white baseball caps sitting at type writers.

By the way, the other day, yesterday, and saw a young couple walking down the street holding hands. She was head to toe goth, with black fishnets and a black hat obscuring her face. He was just a preppy dude in jeans and a DMB t-shirt. I assume they were in love.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 August 2021 22:53 (two years ago) link

my boyfriend is not "preppy," he was a crust punk for like five years ok

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 8 August 2021 22:54 (two years ago) link

then he got sober, embraced his inherited wealth, and found dave

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 8 August 2021 22:56 (two years ago) link

Don't forget about Rift, Brad!

Also, I had never seen the location of the poo dumping before. I don't know why, but I had always imagined it from a more significant elevation. Like, "oh, the boats look like tiny little dots down there - we just didn't see them." Maybe at the edge of a cliff. Obviously not taking into account Chicago's geography. Nope, that was just right on their heads. Wow!

wankee hotel fuckstrot (peace, man), Monday, 9 August 2021 10:57 (two years ago) link

I'll plug Ryley Walker's cover of the Lillywhite album, it's really good even if you hate Dave.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 August 2021 13:55 (two years ago) link

Before These Crowded Streets is darker-edged than most of his stuff, I like "Don't Drink the Water", which has his attempt at death growls

there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 August 2021 14:28 (two years ago) link

Death Matthews Band would be kinda cool

there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 August 2021 14:28 (two years ago) link

the alanis morissette feature on "spoon" is my favorite singing she's ever done

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 9 August 2021 14:32 (two years ago) link

in fact most of the guests on that record add a lot to it, cf. kronos quartet on "the stone," his best song

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 9 August 2021 14:32 (two years ago) link

i will say i dislike the goofier musical interludes on the album but it's a tapestry man

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 9 August 2021 14:43 (two years ago) link

So Brad did hear the Ryler Walker album jon mentioned?

Evan, Monday, 9 August 2021 15:06 (two years ago) link

did you*

Evan, Monday, 9 August 2021 15:06 (two years ago) link

yes i thought it was really good!

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 9 August 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

every(?) jam band has exactly two good records

grateful dead: u know
phish: billy breathes, story of the ghost
dmb: before these crowded streets, lillywhite sessions (counts even tho it was shelved)

IIRC Steve Lillywhite was the producer for Billy Breathes as well

ヽ(´ー`)┌ (CompuPost), Monday, 9 August 2021 16:53 (two years ago) link

I am billy breathing

there's too much fucking shit on me (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 August 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link

my boyfriend is not "preppy," he was a crust punk for like five years ok

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, August 8, 2021 11:54 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

then he got sober, embraced his inherited wealth, and found dave

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, August 8, 2021 11:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lmao, these posts have a deeply comforting familiarity to them.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 9 August 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link

the narrator from The Stone is singing to his inherited wealth

two months pass...

A Dave-head coworker posted the lyrics of “Don’t Drink the Water” (in honor of Indigenous Peoples’ Day), but the title just made me think of when they dumped poop in a river.

juristic person (morrisp), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:12 (two years ago) link

LOL

Weirdly enough, I love "Under the Table and Dreaming" and "Crash". And I shall not be moved.

Lone Wanderer Mark II, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:15 (two years ago) link

haha hard not to make that association.

I started listening to Crash the other night after reading that (pretty good, actually) Sunday Review at Pitchfork, and was shocked to know how much of that still lives in my head even though I hadn't listened to it in probably 20 years. That album was inescapable for me, given that I was a sophomore at a Big Ten school when it came out and 95% of the people I hung out with loved DMB. I went to quite a few shows while I was in school, mostly out of obligation to my friends and it being just "the thing we did", but completely quit listening to DMB pretty much the instant I graduated, not even intentionally, I just couldn't be bothered.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:20 (two years ago) link

I didn't know they did a Sunday review for "Crash". Thank you for alerting me, and good on them.

Link is here for those who are curious https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/dave-matthews-band-crash/amp/

Lone Wanderer Mark II, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:21 (two years ago) link

"Crash" remains an album that I feel is unfairly overlooked because of the anti-DMB stigma. Terrific album, not one bad song.

Lone Wanderer Mark II, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:23 (two years ago) link

My pal around the time of peak Dave Matthews just could not fathom how that dude managed to retain a musician as good as Beauford.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:30 (two years ago) link

I mean, cynically, $$$$$ but also maybe he genuinely liked what he was playing?

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:34 (two years ago) link

i think crash is kinda uneven, feel like i can name a few songs i dislike on it. the singles are crazy tho

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:35 (two years ago) link

partic "too much"

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:36 (two years ago) link

I EAT TOO MUCH
I DRINK TOO MUCH

Lone Wanderer Mark II, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link

i also loved "two step" so much in middle school

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:43 (two years ago) link

"Proudest Monkey" is a go-to road trip song for me.

Lone Wanderer Mark II, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 14:44 (two years ago) link

don't drink the water
Don't drink the water
There's blood in the water
Don't drink the WA-EE-YUH-EE-YUH-EE-YUH-AAAAHH

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link

Did I ever tell the story of a friend of a friend who was on a benefit bill with Dave Matthews? They were hanging out backstage and Dave of course was a nice dude, but, more shocking to this person, talked like a regular low-voiced human being. But then the second he went onstage he suddenly shifted into "Kermit the Frog" mode.

Reminds me of a time I saw Neil Young, and he hilariously mumbled between songs, "I bet you're wondering how this voice speaking right now can be the same one you've been hearing singing those songs."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link

It embarrasses me to remember I once found this guy cute.

But he was kinda cute until 2001, yes?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link

no

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:24 (two years ago) link

now even in his older pics he looks like a bellybutton left on a log

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link

I mean, I knew at least a few dozen girls circa 1996 that would say he was.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link

is Luther College even a real place? is it exclusively for chiropractors?

balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link

Yeah, it's a Lutheran liberal arts college in Iowa.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link

very upset, revisiting crash, to realize i like "#41" as much as i ever did lol

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link

also the beginning and end of "two step" is so cool, i think i unconsciously hoped they would move further into that doomy and atmospheric sound. which they sort of did, until they made an album with glen ballard

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 18:18 (two years ago) link

ugh listening to the lillywhite sessions now

this is the best album ever

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 18:27 (two years ago) link

"captain" and "big eyed fish" are among the best songs dude ever wrote

and busted stuff may exist but it doesn't have my favorite song "jtr" on it (and the band apparently hated "jtr" the most of the material????)

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link

very upset, revisiting crash, to realize i like "#41" as much as i ever did lol

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, October 12, 2021 11:16 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the back half of that song is special

oh yeah i said it already

I love the (3+ minute) coda on #41 through the intro of Say Goodbye.

― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, April 1, 2014 9:24 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think "bartender" is the only extended dmb studio cut that doesn't make me feel like it's weird that they're a jam band

then again i think a binding feature of jam bands is possibly that, excepting the allman brothers, they're never really bands you would want or expect to be jam bands, it's always like, "these guys? playing this music? ok i guess"

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 19:30 (two years ago) link

I have been revisiting the work of DMB myself of late, driven by the 60 Songs That Explain the 90s episode on "Crash" and the Bandsplain episode featuring Grayson Haver Currin (who wrote the Sunday Review) - I would highly recommend both, especially the latter. There are many good observations and insights throughout the two. Some of the ones that are most memorable:

- The band's unique diversity, especially for the time
- Matthews' ability to write approachable acoustic guitar driven pop songs that a totally average player could manage to learn--paired with the well-documented musicianship of drummer Carter Beauford, bassist Stefan Lessard, and the many talented guests they've surrounded themselves with over the years (e.g., Tim Reynolds, Bela Fleck, Trey Anastasio, etc.)--make them sui generis; they are not a jam band, so much as a pop band with jam band ambitions, while most jam bands (e.g., Phish) tend to be the opposite
- Matthews' international upbringing and personal/family struggles have occasionally manifested in inspired writing, most notably "Cry Freedom", which Currin writes eloquently about in the Sunday Review: "Though written about apartheid after its end, the song feels prescient for the United States 25 years later, a smoldering lament for a country of Blue Lives Matter banners that flap even as state-sponsored violence rages on. It is a salient reminder to be a witness, even if you’re not a savior."
- Their incredible longevity and popularity - Under the Table & Dreaming hit #11 in 1994, Crash hit #2 in 1996, and all of their studio albums since--7 albums over 20 years--have hit #1

Upon re-listens, Live at Luther College and Before These Crowded Streets hold up and stand out as the best of their pre-Stand Up catalog in my book.

Indexed, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

Also agree "#41" is his best song.

Indexed, Tuesday, 12 October 2021 20:59 (two years ago) link

that all seems v otm

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link

when I was more into DMB I liked #41 a lot. my friend was into that same one too when he was more of a DMB head.

he is getting divorced and his ex-spouse and step-daughter moved away and went to Illinois, leaving him alone for the first time in like a decade.

he got drunk and recorded himself playing and singing a bunch of songs, and "#41" was one of them. it was a rendition akin to watching someone's soul leave his body while still being alive.

his version >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DMB's.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 22:41 (two years ago) link

sad lol

how high did his voice get on "GOES by"?

balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 23:05 (two years ago) link

WHY won't you run inTO rain and play

balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 23:06 (two years ago) link

In his Sunday Review Currin also discusses the influence of DMB on the next generation of musicians and calls out Justin Vernon. I had never made the connection between the self-titled Bon Iver album and "Lover Lay Down," "Crash," etc., but duh.

Indexed, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 14:56 (two years ago) link

Oh I definitely remember hearing DMB elements in Bon Iver's self titled album at the time and thinking to myself that it'll only be a matter of time till we start getting a critical reassessment of the Dave Matthews band.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link

One thing revisiting dmb has made me realize the last 24 hrs is that in comparison… John Mayer sucks. Also, he should not have been reassessed first. What the hell was that about

xheugy eddy (D-40), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link

i’ve had “say goodbye” stuck in my head for three days bc of this recent thread bump. i don’t even like that song very much (suffers from one of my least favorite dave tics, stuffing the chorus with too many words)

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link

Yeah, I think "Say Goodbye" is the weakest track on "Crash". Not a terrible tune, but I'd much rather listen to the other songs on the album.

Lone Wanderer Mark II, Sunday, 17 October 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link

"don't drink the water" is such a dope song

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 18 October 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link

also i loaded all the answers for this thread and decided it is the #onethread

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 18 October 2021 23:33 (two years ago) link

who would have thought that in 2021 people would like Dave Matthews more than Dave Chappelle

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 October 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link

New borad description

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 October 2021 02:21 (two years ago) link

Yeah, I think "Say Goodbye" is the weakest track on "Crash". Not a terrible tune, but I'd much rather listen to the other songs on the album.

― Lone Wanderer Mark II,

"Stay" has Doritos breath it wants to share with you.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 October 2021 02:26 (two years ago) link

think there are a good number of people that saw the DMB scene in Lady Bird and had a reevaluation of a band like DMB they felt ashamed to like at that age.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 19 October 2021 02:32 (two years ago) link

What’s cool abt them to me at the time was they seemed kind of sophisticated. Also it made a lot of sense of you were into like, classic rock, world music, jazz, jam bands, just an amalgamation of stuff that felt right at the time

xheugy eddy (D-40), Tuesday, 19 October 2021 23:19 (two years ago) link

"don't drink the water" is such a dope song

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, October 18, 2021 6:20 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

All of Before These Crowded Streets is legit. I suspect it was at least partially inspired by OK Computer: it's the only one of their pre-Stand albums that feels like it has a cohesive narrative structure; it's full of religious imagery; the growling angry Dave energy on "The Last Stop," "Don't Drink the Water," and "Halloween" is very "You don't remember, you don't remember/ Why don't you remember my name?" Also the album that I think showcases Carter the most.

Indexed, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

it's actually pretty dark musically, which is why I loved it as a brooding high schooler, and probably the only one I'd revisit other than Under the Table and Dreaming

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:25 (two years ago) link

does the dark stuff happen because of the oral dave did in 'Rapunzel'? is that the message? was it the oral?

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link

the album opens with:

"Come and relax now
Put your troubles down
No need to bear
The weight of your worries here
Let them all fall away"

and then immediately after that dave is doing some oral

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link

well, yeah

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:49 (two years ago) link

and tim reynolds plays kevin eubanks licks while he does it

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link

OMG, those lyrix(!)

juristic person (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link

so now you have dave, leno, and oral in your head while you're driving your kids to school. it is his darkest work.

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link

indexed i need to know if you've heard the lillywhite sessions and how they compare to busted stuff for u

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link

I dreamed I was in this really weird musical last night with an abusive director that would SCREAM at you if you did something he didn't like or get a line wrong, and part of the show involved me playing "Crash into Me", except the lyrics were different, and since I haven't played that song on a guitar since 1998, I was messing it up.

the story of this dream is now being worked into a DMB-themed musical titled "It's Just Too Much"

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link

oh yeah Rapunzel's worse than Crash's "And I come into you"! Also this:

Pantala Naga Pampa
Dave Matthews Band
Track 1 on
Before These Crowded Streets
The song’s title comes from a phrase an Indian chef for the band would utter in Tamil. In English, the phrase means “I have a python in my pants.”

Indexed, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link

xp in your dream, did you fret-5 on the b-string with your pinkie? could not stand how smug people were when they played it like that, and it's worse.

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link

fuuuck no that's grounds for a beating!

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 16:57 (two years ago) link

"but it's the way dave plays it live". yeah well dave also uses an mic-less pickup live that makes his guitar sound like farts.

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link

*a mic-less

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link

xpost new borad description

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link

indexed i need to know if you've heard the lillywhite sessions and how they compare to busted stuff for u

― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, October 20, 2021 11:51 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

haven't listened to either in at least a decade but will revisit.

Indexed, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:18 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omm8aM0TxlY

i love that the only full album upload of the lillywhite sessions on youtube is this dumb game

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 17:19 (two years ago) link

Listening now. Not to go back to the same well, but is the "JTR" chorus an intentional interpolation of the "Rain down/come on rain down on me" bit of "Paranoid Android"?

Indexed, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link

it's definitely possible

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link

All of Before These Crowded Streets is legit. I suspect it was at least partially inspired by OK Computer: it's the only one of their pre-Stand albums that feels like it has a cohesive narrative structure; it's full of religious imagery; the growling angry Dave energy on "The Last Stop," "Don't Drink the Water," and "Halloween" is very "You don't remember, you don't remember/ Why don't you remember my name?" Also the album that I think showcases Carter the most.

― Indexed, Wednesday, October 20, 2021 11:23 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

the crazy part about this stuff -- and what makes before these crowded streets so interesting i think -- is it really goes against the grain of what dmb's like ... audience & marketing & the cliche version of them really is, to me. As if their entire image was about smuggling this dark brooding stuff into ... sorry john mayer ... a john mayer record, him as like a distillation of what made them appealingly fratty

or maybe at the time bc of grunge this kind of sour energy fit completely within frattiness & i'm just seeing it backwards, as darkness kind of bled from frat music in the 00s

xheugy eddy (D-40), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

I don't have a great view of all the live albums they've put out over the years but I believe Live in Chicago was recorded on the Before These Crowded Streets tour and has some pretty great stuff on it. Need to go back to it but always loved this version of "What Would You Say" with Maceo Parker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNB2rYfc7pk

Indexed, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link

i have actually never listened to under the table and dreaming in full. "satellite" is lovely

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 21:03 (two years ago) link

How do you feel about "Typical Situation"?

Very nostalgic all of this is in a very personal way that goes way beyond whether it's "cool" or not. Hard to explain.

Evan, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link

i really have yet to dislike a song lol, "typical situation" was a highlight

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 21:28 (two years ago) link

i recommend the music video for satellite if you haven't seen it

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link

I wondered how much more dark brooding is on Before these Crowded Streets than sous la table. I sometimes think the biggest difference is the choice of lead single. So I tried pairing up similar tracks:

life is good song: The Best of What's Around - Pantala Naga Pampa
just goofin song: What Would You Say - Stay (Wasting Time)
thinkin bout stuff song: Satellite - Spoon
internal suffering growler song: Rhyme & Reason - Halloween
uncomfortably "sexy" song: Lover Lay Down - Rapunzel
things ain't so bad, i really should be happy song: Jimi Thing - Pig
spooky, driving verses with happy chorus song: Warehouse - The Stone
carpe diem(B): Ants Marching - The Dreaming Tree

This is where the pairings become worse:
Pay for What You Get - The Last Stop I'd say these are both dark and brooding though with themes of very different scale. I'd say 'Pay For What You Get' is darker due to the more personal scale and the lack of hope/remedy.

Typical Situation - Don't Drink the Water Typical situation obviously inverts the dark brooding in the chorus.

Dancing Nancies - Crush Lyrics are obv different, but I swear you could play the 'Crush' bassline over 'Dancing Nancies' and it would fit. please try it in your head. These songs are similar.

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 22:08 (two years ago) link

always just thought this band was boring, saw em live twice in the late 90, total snoozefest. Idk, my uncle has played in a lot of funky acid jazz type bands that jam out and I like that stuff a lot more.

brimstead, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 22:08 (two years ago) link

Did your uncle jam out in a football stadium?

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 23:07 (two years ago) link

I worry about potential bias from venue size, expectation, degree to which the performer is your uncle, etc.

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 23:09 (two years ago) link

this band was my first conert :( i don't remember anything about it

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 23:10 (two years ago) link

yeah nah i guess I just mean, using “jazz chords” and stuff. I guess dmb had stuff like that but idk wasn’t feeling their jammage

brimstead, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 23:52 (two years ago) link

i have always loathed DMB after i did a summer stock production where i roomed with a guy who wouldn't stop fucking playing it all day and all night
don't feel bad about not reinvestigating this now

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2021 15:46 (two years ago) link

Was it a Dave Matthews Band musical you were in

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 October 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link

DMB was always weird to me because when they were getting big I knew a bunch of people who went to college with him, and one who dated him. The general consensus was that he was a goofball who told poop jokes

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Sunday, 24 October 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link

The bear eating its own head malfunctioned again last night in the technically ambitious "What Would You Play." Commenting on the disastrous state of the production, Dave Matthews said he is "shakin like a monkey, a lil baby."

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 24 October 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

I recall a good poop joke told on a certain bridge in chicago

John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 24 October 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link

xp it was love's labor's lost iirc

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

and maybe not xp

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

full band "#41" sounds like Jean Valjean singing "Who Am I?"

Oxnard Jeweler (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 17:15 (two years ago) link

At the time, my reasons were named Brock, Chad, Tad, Chip, Carter, Justin, Lance, Rick, The Stever, et al.

https://preview.redd.it/z6yxmj1c65ty.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=621cde3a4c7a05043d8803e32a478eb87b326ba5

Soundslike, Wednesday, 17 November 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link

Oh god, identify a single post that causes horrifying flashbacks.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link

I should've included "Trigger Warning: Douchebag hats".

Soundslike, Wednesday, 17 November 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

Happy DMB-Tour-Bus-Dumps-Shit-On-Tourists Day

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 8 August 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link

happy poopaversary

At the Aug. 25 press conference to reveal the videotape, Mayor Richard Daley called the dumping “absolutely unacceptable,” but also noted that he considered Matthews’ “a very good band.”

eleven months pass...

Someone who has seen the Dave Matthews Band 159 times names her reasons why DMB fans are so loyal: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/29/style/dave-matthews-band-dmb.html

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 03:37 (eight months ago) link

"blackmail"

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 03:38 (eight months ago) link

I can’t read it with the paywall, but one of the two paragraphs I can see suggests that you have somewhat buried the lead:

Josh Roberts, 42, a special-education teacher in Las Vegas, who has seen the Dave Matthews Band, or DMB, 523 times, stood in that line. Mr. Roberts estimates that he has spent $100,000 on tickets and travel since discovering the band as a struggling high school junior in 1995. “This band has songs about love, depression, sex, things that you connect to,” he said.

Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 04:08 (eight months ago) link

I am pretty sure you do not connect to sex at all, Josh

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 04:09 (eight months ago) link

a struggling high school junior in 1995

What kind of a high-school student would fall in love with this band? I always thought of DMB as a form of adult contemporary. Shouldn’t one be discovering better music in teenage years?

Melomane, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 04:24 (eight months ago) link

What kind of a high-school student would fall in love with this band?

My friends discovered DMB in senior year high school ('95) and it became serious in college ('96 through '99). I stood there tapping my foot.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 10:18 (eight months ago) link

DMB didn't exist when I was in high school but I will confess that in 1993ish, when I was in college, they were minor local notables but not superstars.

If you saw them in a restaurant, it was okay to be mildly excited but you also had to be be cool. Like, you could maybe casually point and whisper, but you weren't supposed to go over to their table and gush at them. I am pretty sure I have said this before so I won't go over it again.

Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:02 (eight months ago) link

What kind of a high-school student would fall in love with this band?

Band geeks.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:09 (eight months ago) link

when I was in high school several of my photography classmates went to a DMB concert and an anecdote one of them was excitedly sharing with her peers about how she and her friends were relatively close to the stage, shouting "Dave! Daaaaave!" has stuck in my head for probably 25 years now

these were mostly preppie types, but the excited "Daaaave!" hippie-ish girl was, the last time I looked it up, a yoga instructor in southern california

mh, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:12 (eight months ago) link

DMB: come for the songs about love, stay for the songs about sex.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:15 (eight months ago) link

I remember being so disappointed when a friend who was into Sonic Youth and stuff in high school started following Dave in college. I think it was mostly about the scene, although she was a bit of a cool name geek too.

I can't hang with the music, but I've come to enjoy his interviews, he always says some weird non-sequitur shit and has good random stories. Recently on Time Crisis and Questlove Supreme.

Random Restaurateur (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:24 (eight months ago) link

I think if you are Dave, or Ed Sheeran, or Jon Bon Jovi or the like, you've just got to have a sense of humor and at least the guise of humbleness to counterbalance your inexplicable success.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:34 (eight months ago) link

pretty sure I've said this before but I am from Charlottesville VA, and all of these guys have the most stellar local reputations for giving back to their community bigtime (charity, donations, starting small businesses, seed money, loans, etc)

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:36 (eight months ago) link

Thanks, sleeve. I am only a casual occasional visitor to CVille but I am glad to hear that. I spent so much time in terrible 90s bands at colleges along I-64; it was my formative "scene."

Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:43 (eight months ago) link

peak DMB era

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:44 (eight months ago) link

Exactly. I can still enjoy "Satellite," which is a deeply strange piece of music and a good song. But you will not see me following his next tour or whatever.

Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:55 (eight months ago) link

lmao I just remembered that my parents went to a DMB show that was at a local minor league baseball stadium

me: "ok, you know I'm not really a DMB fan. this is not about that. I am just warning you that I do not think you will like the crowd at this concert"
parents: "we've been to a lot of shows I am sure it'll be fine"

after the show
parents: "that crowd was not good"

mh, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:59 (eight months ago) link

Whitecaps abound.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 16:12 (eight months ago) link

At one time, they were capable of very, very good live shows. Also capable of fairly shitty shows. They were a sort of band for kids who thought that jam bands were interesting to visit but not to live there.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 16:19 (eight months ago) link

I saw them at a club in DC in like 90 or 91 and didn’t vibe on the music but shit you could tell they were going places. It was packed and the crowd was super fired up. Not a shocker: it appeared to be a heavily collegiate audience.

tobo73, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 16:20 (eight months ago) link

do people mosh to DMB

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 16:30 (eight months ago) link

I don't think dmb sounds like adult contemporary. I maintain "In the House of Stone and Light" is what dmb would sound like if they were truly AC.

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 17:46 (eight months ago) link

god i hate that song thanks for making me remember it

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 17:47 (eight months ago) link

TO FIND MY SOULLLL YA

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:09 (eight months ago) link

idk "In the House of Stone and Light" sounds like faux Sting.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:09 (eight months ago) link

that is also true

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:10 (eight months ago) link

the faux-Sting with the mosting

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:13 (eight months ago) link

Before These Crowded Streets is the most adult contemporary sounding album, but it is also too gross and horny to qualify.

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:14 (eight months ago) link

My best friend and I often belt that Sting-o chorus to each other. That song was everywhere in summer '95 and has vanished except for loyal CVS shoppers.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:15 (eight months ago) link

I saw the motherfucker perform once at a free festival our local contemporary station put on.

I left one song into his boring set to go read a guitar magazine in a bookshop. I think during his other lesser song, "Keeper of the Flame"

When I came back, Sophie B Hawkins was singing "Damn, i wish I was your lover"

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:19 (eight months ago) link

it was grafted onto my subconscious in childhood

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:21 (eight months ago) link

xp excellent timing!

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:21 (eight months ago) link

Half of BtCS is horny. The other half could be in Hadestown.

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:22 (eight months ago) link

i love it when i'm unwinding in the bistro of a courtyard inn after a successful meeting with southern regional partners, and 'in the house of stone and light' comes on, as it always helps me realign my values.

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:29 (eight months ago) link

What kind of a high-school student would fall in love with this band? I always thought of DMB as a form of adult contemporary. Shouldn’t one be discovering better music in teenage years?

This is an ahistorical take; DMB built their fan base via the college party circuit.

the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:30 (eight months ago) link

^^ otm

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:31 (eight months ago) link

yeah, thank you. My college friends were fuckin' obsessed with them.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:33 (eight months ago) link

I don't recall them having any significant visibility/popularity in college (despite plenty of jam-band/Phish action there); must have been a quirk. Don't even remember when I first became aware of DMB – I guess just via "Ants Marching" on MTV.

Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:37 (eight months ago) link

They were musical guests on SNL in '95, and it was like 'WHAT MATTHEWS BAND!?!?'.

the kind of person who forges an upwardly mobile yet "conscious" social identity in college and never significantly modifies it is the kind of person who remains a dmb fan for life ime.

they were my first concert. my friends dad bought us tickets, i just had to say yes. i liked them ok. i was 13. remember nothing of that night except that there was a lot of saxophone playing lol.

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:42 (eight months ago) link

I once posted that "In the House of Stone and Light" was "The poor man's 'In Your Eyes' and I stand by that characterization.

White dude world-muzak preexisted Dave Matthews, and it will outlive him.

Dave, at least, was actually born in Africa (unlike Paul Simon, Martin Page, Peter Gabriel, or Sting) so maybe he has even more right to play that sound than they do.

Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:42 (eight months ago) link

Now I have "Satellite" stuck in my head.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:43 (eight months ago) link

Self-XPS I remember Dave wore baggy -style pants onstage and I was like, "I guess anybody can be famous now."

I had a high-school friend who went away to Miami of Ohio in the mid-90s and came back a DMB superfan. He was a theater kid more than a jock, but he gravitated toward sort of a preppy/frat-boy style in general, so it wasn't much of a surprise.

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:43 (eight months ago) link

did he become a lawyer

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:44 (eight months ago) link

XPS "Pyjama-styoe pants"

I learned about them in elementary school. I had a gift card to Media Play, and my high school aged sister suggested I buy Live at Luther College. I really wanted to buy Quake, but my dad believed computer games would break the computer.

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:47 (eight months ago) link

This is an ahistorical take; DMB built their fan base via the college party circuit.

― the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, August 1, 2023 2:30 PM bookmarkflaglink

seriously, the first time I even realized how rabid the DMB fanbase was, was college. I was into them as early as 8th grade and lasting through high school, but I thought I was just a nerdy weirdo. but I got to orientation sign-in and this guy was like "do you like Dave Matthews Band?" and I was like "uhh yeah" and he stood up and yelled to the other RA "HEY THIS GUY LIKES DAVE MATTHEWS BAND" and she cheered from across the hall as did like three other people.

felt really bad when I robbed their dorm later that night

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:48 (eight months ago) link

of dank nugs?

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:49 (eight months ago) link

Ahem. Everybody here has strong anti-DMB opinions, and I get it.

But I am pretty sure I am the only person here who almost slept with someone whose roommate almost slept with their bassist.

And I am pretty sure I am the only person here whose band opened for a band that opened for the Dave Matthews Band.

Just sayin.

Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:52 (eight months ago) link

did you also know the guy who drove their bus.

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:54 (eight months ago) link

Neanderthal: no, but my roommate's sister's cousin's dentist's niece once slow-danced with that bus driver. So basically we're kin.

Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 18:59 (eight months ago) link

"I guess anybody can be famous now."

This should be written on Dave's tombstone.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:01 (eight months ago) link

I feel like the time I stumbled into a place in Burlington, Vermont and every third person, knowing I wasn't from there, had to explain their relationship to members of the band Phish

mh, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:03 (eight months ago) link

careful breeding, I suppose

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:13 (eight months ago) link

just feel the need to mention that the university of utah is an overlooked junior partner in the network of schools that gave 90s jam bands their sentience.

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:14 (eight months ago) link

did you know that Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds Live at Luther College was taped at Luther College in Iowa? that's here! Dave!

mh, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:16 (eight months ago) link

I mean, we used to joke back in 1997/8 that Big Ten universities must have issued DMB posters with the dorm rooms.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:16 (eight months ago) link

in Athens, GA around '99 there was a DMB cover band that would sell out the Georgia Theater charging $25 a ticket. the singer did the kermit voice and everything. they prob made a small fortune.

Heez, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:19 (eight months ago) link

even when i was in college in reno there was a popular, obviously-former dmb cover band and their name was even the same construction (“[guy’s name] band”) and they were fucking godawful, no escape

to say nothing of how an open mic night i frequented was haunted by a guy who always covered “halloween”

ivy., Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:24 (eight months ago) link

a bold choice for the real daveheads

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:28 (eight months ago) link

this all makes me think of the band Virginia Coalition

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:29 (eight months ago) link

i wasn’t that bothered by it bc it’s one of the dave songs i still really like, gremlin voice and all

ivy., Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:30 (eight months ago) link

drummer in my high school band was a fan of the stuff with Tim Reynolds. He would listen to that stuff in his truck with the treble cranked up so you could really feel those acoustic stabs

brimstead, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:38 (eight months ago) link

I used to see Tim play with Cosmology back in the 80s

1st time I got real stoned was at B0yd the violin player's apartment, again prob 7-8 years before the band formed

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:50 (eight months ago) link

Dropping in to suggest the Bandsplain on DMB with Grayson Haver Currin

Indexed, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 19:55 (eight months ago) link

I've long had a theory that much of the affection that, like, basic-ass people who have attitudes about music and culture that ILMniks would look down on have for DMB might be a grade school or early high school immersion in Graceland…like, these folks went to dead shows in the late 80s/early 90s, liked to party, and were not going to be concerned with Paul Simon's cavalier attitude towards credit, or the consequences of a UN boycott, would not be interested in listening to township jive and african music but have a dopey reverence for "the 60s"…

veronica moser, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 20:13 (eight months ago) link

did he become a lawyer

― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, August 1, 2023 1:44 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

School psychologist iirc

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 20:21 (eight months ago) link

Dropping in to suggest the Bandsplain on DMB with Grayson Haver Currin

― Indexed, Tuesday, August 1, 2023 12:55 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Why are they talking like Dennis Miller?

New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 20:23 (eight months ago) link

To make a three-hour podcast episode about DMB a good time

Indexed, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 20:35 (eight months ago) link

I'd never call three hours of Dennis Miller a good time.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 20:36 (eight months ago) link

I'm assuming someone out there has a podcast called What Would You Say?

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 20:36 (eight months ago) link

Dennis Miller Band

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 20:36 (eight months ago) link

Paging e everything, who got the hooch to thread

Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 20:37 (eight months ago) link

Dennis Miller Bland

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 21:25 (eight months ago) link

Go Gauchos to yasi, but "Lover Lay Down" is a bad track

actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 01:21 (eight months ago) link

disturbing to learn about lilywhite's own horndog leanings

actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 01:58 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

(…plus Love Child!)

You have been verified with your voice (morrisp), Friday, 18 August 2023 01:51 (eight months ago) link

WARNING: Any and all comments including “tour bus” “sewage” and “Chicago river” will be deleted by my assistant Chylene.

lol

budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 04:40 (eight months ago) link

saw dmb at two separate bridge school benefit concerts in the late 90s, gotta be honest i could not get into it and pretty much zoned out the whole time. dave and neil played “cortez the killer” together, but it was not very killer to me

brimstead, Friday, 18 August 2023 04:51 (eight months ago) link

I had a dream the other day that Dave Matthews Band played a show locally on a college campus, and a local, far-right conservative group leaked to a paper something really horrible and hateful that DM supposedly said, suggesting he was more of an ally to their causes, and they ran it. I'd witnessed the exchange and was calling the student paper to ask for a retraction, when Dave himself showed up on campus and threatened to beat all of their fucking asses with his guitar.

earosmith (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 August 2023 05:25 (eight months ago) link

or maybe that actually happened i don't know

earosmith (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 August 2023 05:25 (eight months ago) link

If you really take this stuff seriously, it is fucked up that they play 'Grey Street' to a bunch of bud guzzlers at the thunderdome.

actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 August 2023 05:44 (eight months ago) link

I'll bite, why is that fucked up?

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 18 August 2023 13:39 (eight months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZyQjQclmH0

It's a song about a depressed person that ends with her still depressed, and everyone is just loving it.

actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 August 2023 14:15 (eight months ago) link

and I suppose the dancing people suit the music. The music already clashes with the lyrics. On the album, the songwriter and subject are trapped in a terrible dmb machine. In the show, the dancing audience are ghouls that beg the grotesque machine into motion. "We want to dance to the circus music about the lady who wants to die, dave!"

actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 August 2023 14:35 (eight months ago) link

thought Grey Street was about their bus driver having a repeat folly with the waste tank

earosmith (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 August 2023 18:04 (eight months ago) link

the woman is depressed because her kayak was loaded up with excrement like a shit pide.

actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 August 2023 19:10 (eight months ago) link

Hike up your fecal coliform levels a little more

You have been verified with your voice (morrisp), Friday, 18 August 2023 19:20 (eight months ago) link

Lol - "Don't Drink the Water" indeed.

Capybara Gibb (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 August 2023 19:49 (eight months ago) link

Shits Marching

Shat Would You Say

Capybara Gibb (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 August 2023 22:44 (eight months ago) link

Shatellite

Capybara Gibb (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 August 2023 22:45 (eight months ago) link

Chylene?! Chylene! We need you in here, STAT.

budo jeru, Friday, 18 August 2023 22:48 (eight months ago) link

Chylene, Chylene, Chylene, Chylene

I'm beggin' of you please don't drain my van

Capybara Gibb (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 August 2023 22:51 (eight months ago) link

#2

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Friday, 18 August 2023 22:53 (eight months ago) link

Big Eyed Flush

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 18 August 2023 22:57 (eight months ago) link

I shit too much
I piss too much
too muuuuch

earosmith (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 August 2023 23:04 (eight months ago) link


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