https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMb4TGFEVYw
"Today we share a new song to inspire the weary-disappointed hearts of so many crest-fallen citizens. We just started working on a new album, but “Smoke ‘em Out” begged to be turned loose on the world now, as a means of participation during these turbulent yet invigorating times. Joined on guest vocals by our fellow Future Feminist ANOHNI, “Smoke ‘em Out” welcomes the new character who will be occupying the White House with a mob of women and children armed with forks and knives. In the wake of this unnatural disaster, we feel a call to rise, shout, and burn the house down. The future is female.peace, Bianca & Sierra Casady"
"begged to be turned loose"
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 02:07 (seven years ago) link
also, i got blocked from Anohni's FB page when I dared to bring up CocoRosie's Kill Whitey parties when she posted a link to the song lmao
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 02:09 (seven years ago) link
fault in our stars actor & lowkey EDM festival DJ attempts to breaks out as a budding pop star with hilariously atrocious results:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4gsAS8h3p0
― joshywinty (josh), Monday, 6 February 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link
Watching the Beta Boys video from the previous year's thread led me down a Youtube recommend alley to the work of their sole female member, "Fellatia Geisha". It's, um, interesting. Not exactly good interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvXyrySKtU
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 February 2017 22:13 (seven years ago) link
Oh wow, she has a new one this week, and um...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLha5zlBQMc
Lots of things going on here, but I can't help zeroing in on the use of an FCUK t-shirt to apparently signify rebellion against "intersectional feminism"
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 6 February 2017 22:27 (seven years ago) link
Was just coming here to post the Ansel track.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 03:25 (seven years ago) link
abysmal real name of 2017 and hard to see how that track & video will be beaten either
― I Am In Atlanta And Thug Is Young (imago), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 03:34 (seven years ago) link
the second one is kinda like beat poetry on a Thursday night at Borders circa 1999
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 03:38 (seven years ago) link
I don't hate this ansel elgort thing as much as I should
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 03:41 (seven years ago) link
I guess I'll tolerate anything* if it's over a decent synthesizer
* except, like, nazi shit, no one post that buzzfeed article, I've read it
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 03:43 (seven years ago) link
i didn't think it was bad either
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 03:58 (seven years ago) link
um
― I Am In Atlanta And Thug Is Young (imago), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 04:08 (seven years ago) link
there was an "exposé" a few months about a "burgeoning" "subgenre" of fascist/neo-nazi themed songs over giorgio moroder ripoffs
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 04:15 (seven years ago) link
So far nothing in this thread is truly awful.
― daavid, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 05:05 (seven years ago) link
best/worst thing about the ansel elgort song is his overenunciation of every single word
― na (NA), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 15:45 (seven years ago) link
i think he learned it phonetically
― na (NA), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 15:46 (seven years ago) link
as a person who has actually liked a fair number of FJM/J. Tillman things, his decision to double down on po-faced "political" lyrics has resulted in, I believe, some dizzying new lows worthy of this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT2-0y1542I
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link
That Elgort video is pretty good on mute, cause you know, cute mostly-naked boy + Cocaine Noir visuals.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 17:07 (seven years ago) link
I hope his acting is better than his singing, otherwise he might ruin the upcoming Edgar Wright movie that he's starring in.
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 17:14 (seven years ago) link
The Elgort song is mostly guilty of trying too hard. It reminds me a bit of that Kiefer Sutherland country track from last year in that regard (although that was way funnier).
Those Fellatia Geisha tracks are just straight up appalling, through. Like Kitty (Pryde) performing lyrics written by Milo Yiannopoulos.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link
haha that ansel elgort song is hilariously bad, thread delivers
fjm is annoyingly bad ;_;
― niels, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link
apparently there's a 13-minute song kicking around but I don't feel up to torturing y'all on that level
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:21 (seven years ago) link
This is from 2014, but I was just sent it because he's touring:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXYgLPBfF_w
― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 23:04 (seven years ago) link
At long last, the lead single of a certain animated group's upcoming 4th album. No, not that one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7A6-WllOSQ
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 23:21 (seven years ago) link
This Prozzak song isn't good, but they were probably one of the very last turn-of-the-millennium bands that I would have expected to still be around in 2017, so that's something.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 23:31 (seven years ago) link
Well their upcoming album, due in March, is called "Forever 1999".
― MarkoP, Thursday, 9 February 2017 17:12 (seven years ago) link
wow 2017 shaping up to be worse than last year
wonder if that arthur brown shit is to poor for tom waits to sue
― niels, Thursday, 9 February 2017 18:03 (seven years ago) link
alternate titles: "Sia Continues To Not Do Subtext"; "I Didn't Expect Melanie Martinez To Be Where Katy Perry Is Being Positioned, Huh"; "If You Told Me Katy Perry Was Doing 'Pleasantville' I Would Have Expected Pinup Shit"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gsGhdZDC-0
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 10 February 2017 17:30 (seven years ago) link
"stumbling around like a wasted zombie" is a great description of whatever the chorus is trying to do
― the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Friday, 10 February 2017 17:33 (seven years ago) link
there's something so awkward about how capitalism/mainstream pop absorbed counterculture in the way it's expressed here - it's like when Dr. Evil does the "i'm hip" routine
worst indeed
― niels, Sunday, 12 February 2017 18:48 (seven years ago) link
the thing is, it isn't really counterculture at all. it's Sia writing a Sia song that is essentially "Chandelier"
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Sunday, 12 February 2017 19:00 (seven years ago) link
I only meant to suggest that criticizing popular culture within a pop framework is awkward when the content of the critique is so banal/superficial/"without any subtext"
it isn't really counterculture - but doesn't it rely on misconstrued countercultural aesthetics?
― niels, Sunday, 12 February 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link
imo a song that tells people they are zombies and have to find real purpose in such vague terms is virtually insidistinguishable from telling people to get real jobs and stop watching reality tv
― mh 😏, Sunday, 12 February 2017 20:53 (seven years ago) link
30 years agohttp://www.rollingstone.com/tv/lists/35-incredible-things-that-mtv-gave-us-w431175/the-words-promo-w431566
― maura, Monday, 13 February 2017 02:45 (seven years ago) link
Fuck, Sia has really dropped off in quality since We are Born - not sure if it's related to her sobering up and doing music 24/7 or the money. Happy for her health-wise I guess.
― Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Monday, 13 February 2017 03:04 (seven years ago) link
xp promo otm and a self-indictment
― mh 😏, Monday, 13 February 2017 03:44 (seven years ago) link
am I horrible if I say sia's best bits were zero 7 vocals
― mh 😏, Monday, 13 February 2017 03:45 (seven years ago) link
Nope.
― how's life, Monday, 13 February 2017 09:51 (seven years ago) link
Otoh, "I'm watching porn in my hotel dressing gown" is v Rolling Worst Music 2002.
― how's life, Monday, 13 February 2017 12:11 (seven years ago) link
(picture of Trump in bathrobe)
― mh 😏, Monday, 13 February 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRhZFNHrT6c
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 22 February 2017 17:05 (seven years ago) link
Bryson Morris sings that song / so i don't even bother
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link
I like that he has braces.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 20:08 (seven years ago) link
Dare I stick my head out and admit that I sort of like the Katy Perry song, just a bit put off by the rubbish lyrics and scansion
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link
I cannot get past that Cocorosie/ANHONI song
― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 20:17 (seven years ago) link
The best thing that I will say about that Perry song is that, after hearing it maybe twice, it doesn't actively annoy me in any way. Other than that, I can't right now recall a single thing about it.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link
Filed under "Machine-gunning fish in a barrel":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hlSgENWCcU
― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2017 15:05 (seven years ago) link
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dcmovies/images/b/ba/1966_Batsignal.jpg/revision/latest%3Fcb%3D20120909125345
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Thursday, 23 February 2017 16:37 (seven years ago) link
Jessie Ware co-wrote this. I'm horrified
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwzD8U4u76k
― monotony, Sunday, 5 March 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link
Go fuck yourself, Ed.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Sunday, 5 March 2017 00:11 (seven years ago) link
wow, fuck this guy so much
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 5 March 2017 00:45 (seven years ago) link
Gross
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 5 March 2017 01:03 (seven years ago) link
I know you're lonelyPlease remember you're still freeTo make the choice and leaveDon't call me up, you need to show me
another very strong contender indeed
― niels, Sunday, 5 March 2017 09:06 (seven years ago) link
"New Man" is bad but "Galway Girl" is jaw-droppingly awful - terrible lyrics, too many words for its melody, awful performance, patronising sentiment, kill it with fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL-WVjvzu34
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 10:07 (seven years ago) link
i think ed wants to fuck the new man tbh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 10:12 (seven years ago) link
I guess there had to be a first time that someone rhymed "asshole bleached" with "every single Ministry CD". The guy they're describing doesn't really sound like your average Ministry fan though.
― how's life, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:19 (seven years ago) link
blu raytrue say
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:25 (seven years ago) link
So the Ed Sheeran album is definitely the worst album of the year? Or is Sun Kil Moon still the one to beat?
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:36 (seven years ago) link
Some brief moments on the Koz record are at least legitimately funny. Then again, it's also 7,000 years long.
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:37 (seven years ago) link
and he has yet to sully the good name of Jessie Ware
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 13:50 (seven years ago) link
― Frederik B, Tuesday, March 7, 2017 8:36 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Didn't you say the new SKM "is the most I've ever liked Mark Kozelek"?
― Evan, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:15 (seven years ago) link
That's a low bar, and I'd only made it through three tracks at that point...
But the sad truth is probably that I'd prefer abysmal failure to competent and boring... I also kinda like the first Sheeran single, am fascinated by the rest.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link
🤷 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Highly insulting in regards to the first 3 SKM records! Though not sure if you've ever tried them.
― Evan, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 22:00 (seven years ago) link
youtube is currently having a spirited debate over a) whether there is in fact a bar on grafton street b) whether he meant a cross street c) whether there just USED to be a bar because omg it's about his parents omg so sweet d) whether it doesn't matter because ed's songwriting simply cannot be contained by such matters as facts
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 02:11 (seven years ago) link
...the...song...title.
Just, no.
https://soundcloud.com/thehernies/padawan-of-your-love
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link
Also the more I think about it, doesn't the song title basically mean the equivalent of "Hi, I'm the little kid you used to babysit and I'm all grown up now I think and I wanna do you. I hate sand."
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link
The Stargate single features Sia and P!nk imitating Sia and is very insipid and leans towards the "self-parody" side of the predictability spectrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08qA-Uy-hmk
― monotony, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 03:50 (seven years ago) link
I still have no idea how Sia is a pop star.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:39 (seven years ago) link
wow this is traaaash.
― maura, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 13:47 (seven years ago) link
woooow
I don't mind Sia overall, but whoever first said "Sia doesn't do metaphor" ruined my ability to listen to her lyrics without giggling
also, what if this song is her attempt to do metaphor and... it's just one bad metaphor they keep repeating as a chorus
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 14:43 (seven years ago) link
https://youtu.be/jjM4f-Er8W0
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 16:35 (seven years ago) link
fuck that, need the full effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjM4f-Er8W0
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link
Fuck that Sia track is awful, it's been all downhill since "1000 Forms of Fear" (her last semi decent album)
― Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link
atlas pain look like the house band for the house party i never want to be invited to
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 22:24 (seven years ago) link
https://youtu.be/UuOMrutUlMM?t=15s
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 02:03 (seven years ago) link
ahaha
― maura, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 02:07 (seven years ago) link
If that Atlas Pain song had clean vocals instead of rote "extreme" vocals it would be halfway decent. But then it would be a power metal song, and those are outlawed in America.
― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 02:13 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM6JaovnPsc
― maura, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:44 (seven years ago) link
:o
― maura, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:45 (seven years ago) link
that wouldn't have even flown in 2001 when it seemed like any idiot with a synthesizer and a dirty mouth could get a record deal
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link
Of course, any time a white rapper takes a comedic approach to hip-hop (especially with racially charged lyrics), it's easy to see it as a white dude making fun of rap music—and potentially black culture in general.
This has happened with Riff Raff, Lil Dicky, and others. As Miller’s profile grows, skepticism is being thrown in his direction as well.
As soon as I bring up the topic, his voice takes on a serious tone.
“I fuckin' love rap music,” Miller responds. “All kinds, all sorts. It's not my intention to make fun of rap music. Some songs are lighthearted parodies of today's rap culture, for sure. But I don't want people to make the mistake thinking that I'm hostile or aggressively making a fool out of rap culture. It's just a light parody."
― maura, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:51 (seven years ago) link
wtf
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 17:22 (seven years ago) link
"a light parody"light...light?
ahhh, white
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link
how does this shit get 15 million views
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 18:42 (seven years ago) link
normie shitheads eat what they're given
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 19:05 (seven years ago) link
some men just want to watch the world burn
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 20:48 (seven years ago) link
that guy should be eaten IMO
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 00:04 (seven years ago) link
preferably by several lions
wait until you hear 'gays 4 donald'
Frank said on twitter that this song isn’t meant to be a political statement, rather just a filthy ballad about wanting to have sex with Donald Trump.
But of course that could just be Frank being facetious.
(frank = pink guy's mastermind. check out who his #1 genius scholar is)
― maura, Thursday, 16 March 2017 11:29 (seven years ago) link
finding out about this guy depressed me
― maura, Thursday, 16 March 2017 11:35 (seven years ago) link
nuke this guy's house, come back for a second run just to be sure
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 11:58 (seven years ago) link
think this might belong here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efPWrIvzGgc
― devvvine, Thursday, 16 March 2017 12:01 (seven years ago) link
it's like someone played him 'radioactive' and he said 'i can make this song even better'
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 16 March 2017 12:10 (seven years ago) link
Yeah it feels like summer to me And she was a lover to me
― how's life, Thursday, 16 March 2017 12:19 (seven years ago) link
also i just opened the pink guy video and immediately realised how in fact he has 15 million views it is schmucks like me we are all schmucks we are all normie shitheads
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 16 March 2017 12:19 (seven years ago) link
youtube, the democratizing grassroots platform that leads to a wellspring of content
*actually looks at the content*
oh god what have we done
― mh 😏, Thursday, 16 March 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link
remember when youtube was just grainy footage of people at the mall falling down the stairs
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link
better times
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Thursday, 16 March 2017 16:51 (seven years ago) link
Holy shit, Darke Complex, the nü-metal band I wrote about for Stereogum (and posted in last year's thread), have turned the Stereogum headline into a T-shirt:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7xjIwfVMAAtQkc.jpg
― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 26 March 2017 20:37 (seven years ago) link
Sort of weird that the shirt says Stereogum on it instead of their own band name. It could have said DARKE COMPLEX up top (they could keep the little logo for laffs), maybe with an attribution to Stereogum under the quote at the bottom.
― JRN, Sunday, 26 March 2017 20:55 (seven years ago) link
that looks a bit like a joke gift from a manager; not a lot of thought going on with layout in general when somebody's assistant is having shirts printed
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Sunday, 26 March 2017 21:50 (seven years ago) link
I emailed their publicist to see if she can get me one.
― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 26 March 2017 22:00 (seven years ago) link
ok I watched a little of their video and the music kind of has a korn vibe too?
the sports jersey rapping guy is really something
― mh 😏, Sunday, 26 March 2017 23:27 (seven years ago) link
this is low hanging fruit but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqVbjZutWGM
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:21 (seven years ago) link
lol at "blattitude"
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:23 (seven years ago) link
Can you hear the knockin' Do you know it's rockin'?There's a party on the other sideCause it's your daddy on the other side
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link
They're like an earnest Lonely Island.
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:23 (seven years ago) link
this song is SIX MINUTES LONG
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:26 (seven years ago) link
north dakota's finest
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:30 (seven years ago) link
I made it through the first violin solo but then I had to take a break
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link
who are his two black hype men, they don't even get microphones
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link
uh oh third violin solo!
at least they die at the end
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:37 (seven years ago) link
lots of gif potential from this
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link
If you know about the love and peace he's been showin' youblowin' youkisses
― how's life, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:40 (seven years ago) link
I would like for this to knock Ed Sheeran off the top of the charts.
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 3 April 2017 17:00 (seven years ago) link
the rap is like Mike Shinoda if he had suffered a recent stroke
― Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:03 (seven years ago) link
I actually kinda like this. Not in a way that I would listen to it ever, but I don't think it's the worst. I'm happy for these people and their midwestern blend of Christianity, hip-hop, and triple-threat fiddle.
― how's life, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:04 (seven years ago) link
also why is this pencildick decked out like a mafioso at the beginning?
is he a Cartel for Christ?
― Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:06 (seven years ago) link
there's another video of them at a Tedx talk
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:06 (seven years ago) link
I don't care if you like the jazz or the violins, the rap automatically elevates it to like worst thing of all time
did we really need another Carman?
― Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 17:07 (seven years ago) link
I'm debating whether to put the Zeal & Ardor song I heard on here. It actually isn't a poorly-done song and works pretty well for what it is, but the story behind the dude's music and the choices he made in putting together makes "Devil Is Fine" the most viscerally-repellent thing I've heard so far this year that wasn't by Drake.
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 3 April 2017 17:09 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, this interview is kinda mind-blowing, especially when the interviewer (who posts on ILM very, very, very occasionally) says, "Wait, did I hear that right?"
― Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link
Yeah.
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 3 April 2017 18:32 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1-pKWOt2yM
not sure this strictly qualifies for this thread but I feel like I need to put it somewhere
― Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:44 (seven years ago) link
shape of you certainly needed to be here
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 6 April 2017 17:58 (seven years ago) link
ILM's 2017 Rolling Worse Music Thread Spotify Playlist
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:03 (seven years ago) link
this came out last year but unfortunately it is still terrorizing the airwaves and actually starting to cross over somewhat (from alternative to adult pop radio). unfortunately i've had to hear it a million times b/c some ppl i work w/ for whatever reason actually enjoy the sad state of today's alternative radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZXU3vzAmhE
completely abominable.
― dyl, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:46 (seven years ago) link
this is old but i really wanted to sharehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tETx284RYFk
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link
i can'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIOaU7Sm-ZE
― joshywinty (josh), Friday, 28 April 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link
opened this thread expecting to see katy perry's new single
― dyl, Friday, 28 April 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
bon appétit, dyl!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH9ilfAZHOs&t=159s
― joshywinty (josh), Friday, 28 April 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link
I was personally expecting the new Fall Out Boy single.
― MarkoP, Friday, 28 April 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link
yeah i'm waiting for that to make an appearance here (i like it)
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Friday, 28 April 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13CdKgFiiXQ
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Friday, 19 May 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link
i was scared i was actually going to like it but nope it's trash
― dyl, Friday, 19 May 2017 05:33 (six years ago) link
just gonna leave this herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-wUFRa_hZA
― joshywinty (josh), Friday, 19 May 2017 06:08 (six years ago) link
That Frankie Grande inspires more pity than hatred, tbh.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Friday, 19 May 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link
guess who's back
https://youtu.be/vQJwNETuUIM
― maura, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:48 (six years ago) link
(it's the karmin chick. she's rebranded.)
― maura, Friday, 2 June 2017 13:18 (six years ago) link
the creators of the new Imagine Dragons single should be brought before The Hague.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 June 2017 13:20 (six years ago) link
xpost - Garg.
As for Imagine Dragons, they already seem so...ancient.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 June 2017 13:22 (six years ago) link
I thought I could avoid Imagine Dragons, but that Beliver song keeps popping up in random things like the finale to Riverdale or the Murder on The Orient Express trailer.
― MarkoP, Friday, 2 June 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
yikes at nu-karmin
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 June 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link
My main reaction is "I guess if someone has to take Iggy Azalea's spot, it might as well be this"
― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Friday, 2 June 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link
the trump/pence/ryan succession problem
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 June 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
ed sheeranjax jonesrag n bone manlittle mix
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 2 June 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
I have never been as anti-Karmin as most of the rest of the board (aside from joining in the general "wtf" at "Acapella" and a lot of their pre-fame covers; their hit is tolerable IMO) and, while I don't especially enjoy this song, the technical skill needed to keep up that flow without falling off of the beat or tripping over words is impressive. I'm probably not going to play it again though.
― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Friday, 2 June 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link
I never minded "I Want It All." There – I said it.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 June 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link
I only remember that "cheerio" song, which can fuck right off.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Friday, 2 June 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link
no talkin bad 'bout little mix
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 June 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link
this arcade fire album is gonna be baaad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymXRxJPOQo
― voodoo chili, Friday, 14 July 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link
the abominable playlist has been fully updated for the half year mark.
ILM's Rolling Worst Music Thread 2017 Spotify Playlist
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 14 July 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link
i never knew this prizewinner existed until i read a few news stories about him being a shitty neighbor in L.A. but here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
― nomar, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
With something this amateurish, I genuinely feel too sorry for it to fully hate it, but no, this guy and his crew can fuck right off.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link
what the fuck was that
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 20:55 (six years ago) link
he's a youtube star
― maura, Thursday, 20 July 2017 06:00 (six years ago) link
70m views
utter shite
― niels, Thursday, 20 July 2017 07:47 (six years ago) link
good thread addition
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:39 (six years ago) link
It's good that someone's making rap for 80s teen movie villains now.
― how's life, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
top that
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:58 (six years ago) link
lol
― how's life, Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
omg Brad
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link
isis is going to kill us all because of that video
― nomar, Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
http://uproxx.com/music/jake-paul-worst-songs-of-2017/3/
― na (NA), Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:25 (six years ago) link
so that's what happened to the "i like turtles" kid. sad!
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9phCHjI6cI
this one's worse
― ufo, Thursday, 20 July 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link
he has such a deeply stupid face: the deeply inset blank eyes, the slack mouthhe's basically moose from the archie comics
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
this is the worst thing i've heard all year and i'm pretty sure it won't be beaten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlBIeZi3Ko4
― imago, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 13:22 (six years ago) link
it's no khalid
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh87aqB-0KU
― monotony, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 00:13 (six years ago) link
― niels, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 07:32 (six years ago) link
I've had headphones recently and have been shielded from the garbage output of the criminals in shopping centres and on buses but they are broken. Today there was some mournful dirge in Greggs, it just said "i'm ready" 100 times in a row. I didn't want to complain too much as the sign said freshly baked with pride and i know they do their best but it was just too much
― saer, Monday, 7 August 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
yo jake paul has a message for all of you on this thread
https://youtu.be/jC0BbeFd2zA
― na (NA), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
oh dear
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link
he's going to wind up in prison sooner rather than later
right? oh i forgot he's a rich white dude
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-08-08%20at%209.44.09%20AM_zpsoj7ueqec.png
― nomar, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link
yeah, that one kinda leapt off the screen didn't it
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link
he's a complete fucking sociopath
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link
guys just like him are partying in 9-bedroom mcmansions in the hamptons right now, phonebook thrown in the pool, peanut butter smeared on the wall, the quiet hum of undocumented cleaning crews picking up after them come sunday afternoon
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link
but where were you when he documented meeting a kid with cancer?
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
I love chris isaak but this shit is fucked uphttps://open.spotify.com/track/1bH8yq5PlCTlzPypoFof7p
― niels, Thursday, 10 August 2017 13:42 (six years ago) link
Did he even have anything to do with this, or is this a case of metadata shenanigans? He doesn't seem to be promoting it anywhere.
Anyway, here's the singer in question: https://www.instagram.com/davidsbaumanis/
― maura, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link
(I also like that someone on his FB page posted a note to Agent Desmond.)
― maura, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
Some lad called Ron Jelly or something like that. The sooner I get these headphones fixed the better
― saer, Thursday, 10 August 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link
Bastille - Basket Case
― Spottie, Friday, 18 August 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link
6 Music keep playing this for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhAIzVw9_VQ&list=PLU9Xdwsq_bJaiB2bgVq0lg5ujv7_-gG1o&index=4
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link
Try again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhAIzVw9_VQ
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
reason : mercury prize entrant
― mark e, Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
has Castle on the Hill been mentioned? Ed Sheeran never fails to horrify:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qp5vcuMIlk
his voice, the production, it's all so terrible - but the lyrics are even worse! absolutely dreadful
― niels, Sunday, 1 October 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
That song played dozens of times at the place i worked at over the summer - i hated it so goddamn much and i'm so glad I don't have to be around that office radio anymore. Yeah, we get it ed, your friends in high school were burnouts. that doesn't make you any less of a cheeseball.
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 1 October 2017 19:15 (six years ago) link
harry styles - sign of the times
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Sunday, 1 October 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
i fully expect "castle on the hill" to be nominated for song of the year grammy
― dyl, Sunday, 1 October 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link
"Castle On The Hill" is not nearly the worst thing Sheeran's released this year
― monotony, Sunday, 1 October 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link
yeah it's going to get record/song of the year noms for sure unless the grammys just give up and give every song that hit number one in its nomination period (which ended yesterday) a nod
― maura, Sunday, 1 October 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link
that list, btw, would be (in reverse chronological order)
bodak yellowlook what you made me dodespacitoi'm the onethat's what i likehumbleshape of youbad and boujeeblack beatlesstarboy (woof) andcloser (WOOOFFFF)
― maura, Sunday, 1 October 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
despacito owned the charts huh
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
Last call to get some nominations in here for the worst song of 2017.I'll likely run a poll in late December.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link
Is that one where Ed Sheeran keeps saying "I'm in love with your body" on here?
If not, that.
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link
did Meghan Trainor sit this year out or something
― frogbs, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link
crypto, reposting this for you
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link
meghan trainor is on a talent show panel with diddy and dj khaled
she also put out a dumb smurfs tie-in song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyL3YKK_1BI
― maura, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link
Eminem - Walk On Water
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link
That American Soul song U2 did on SNL this week should be in the mix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efi4SCY0TA0
― DJI, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:24 (six years ago) link
"refujesus"
― DJI, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link
that smurfette track is very bad
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link
lol, i forgot that trainor's debut album was 'title'
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link
it's useful at least as a marker for showing why kelly clarkson's 'whole lotta woman' and kesha's 'woman' are really quite good
― maura, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link
https://themuse.jezebel.com/the-worst-songs-of-the-year-2017-when-pop-nearly-kille-1821231799
Katy Perry ft. Migos, “Bon Appetít”Maroon 5 f. SZA, “What Lovers Do”Look What You Made Me Do, Taylor SwiftEd Sheeran, “New Man”Louis Tomlinson, “Miss You”Katy Perry, “Swish Swish”Miley Cyrus, “Malibu”Portugal. The Man, “Feel It Still”Branchez & Big Wet, “Turn Up on the Weekend”Chainsmokers f. Florida Georgia Line, “Last Day Alive”
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link
why would they include Malibu tho?
also, I know they had to pick a token Sheeran track, but I think they should have clarified in the blurb that every Ed Sheeran track is the worst
― niels, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 12:28 (six years ago) link
is this the shortest a worst-of-the-year thread has ever been, in 2017 of all years
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
too much horrible shit to mind in all other corners of life imo
― Simon H., Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link
i was pretty impressed by how awful that branches & big wet song is
― na (NA), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
swish swish is a bad song but it really requires the video to move over into terrible
I don't know what a JMSN is, but this is some garbage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrWVngO2gu8
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Thursday, 28 December 2017 03:49 (six years ago) link
That’s the only worst-songs-of-the-year list from a major publication this year? Come on, ILM writers, you can do better than that! Where’s Whiney?
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link
EW’s five worst songs of the year:5. Katy Perry, “Into Me You See”4. Post Malone feat. 21 Savage, “Rockstar”3. The Chainsmokers, “Break Up Every Night”2. DJ Khaled feat. Chance the Rapper, “I Love You So Much”1. Bhad Bhabie, “These Heaux”Five worst albums:5. Prophets of Rage4. Lil Yachty, Teenage Emotions3. The Chainsmokers, Memories... Do Not Open2. Kid Rock, Sweet Southern Sugar 1. Chris Brown, Heartbreak on a Full Moon
― maura, Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
kind of a layup there tbh
time puts post malone at #1:http://time.com/5048308/top-10-worst-songs-2017/
― maura, Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
esquire brings in taylor swift’s powerpoint presentation http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/g14470314/worst-songs-of-2017/
― maura, Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link
not linking uproxx’s because it was poorly written trash
― maura, Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link
young & menace is kind of amazing
― imago, Thursday, 28 December 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link
it is! easy to hate though
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 28 December 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
"bhad bhabie" isn't really any worse that a dozen other people doing similar work; picking on her seems unimaginative
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link
if you want to be galaxy brain cynical you will likely not piss off any advertisers by shitting on bhad bhabie
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
anyone who didn’t have qveen herby on their list didn’t plumb the depths enough
― maura, Thursday, 28 December 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
I know 2017 is over, but I'm still plowing through 2017 year-end playlists and just came across this ghastly thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtVFTuIZFYU
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link