posts that hint at the poster's rich, fun-packed, fulfilling life outside of ilx

this thread is for posts that give you a twinge of jealousy about the lives and adventures of other posters.

took mushrooms while wearing excepter shirt
tried to get cocaine
drank many beers
took an ativin
had sex
passed out
― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, November 12, 2006 9:06 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man this thread is such total nonsense. I've been with my wife since '95 and she just gets more attractive to me every day. Generalizations about human sexual behavior = extraordinarily harmful DUD.
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, February 28, 2003 2:24 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

every girl i've ever slept with has given up the ass cherry. it's kind of disconcerting actually.
― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, January 28, 2003 12:43 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

were i to be elected mod, i would allow this

as far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!
― stephen garza, Friday, January 10, 2003 4:50 PM (9 years ago)

Yeah, well, I'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so the flowers of indie rock womanhood look decidedly dingy and drab to me, and always have. The indie world's concept of sexy is very closely related to its concept of "rock": limp, non-threatening, far more interested in talking than fucking.
-- unperson, Monday, January 7, 2008 7:51 PM

is this a thread on if ilxers tell the truth? penthouse forum to thread!

none of this stuff seems particularly fun or fulfilling

ewwwwwwww, curvy ladeez + snakey sex coxx = rich fun-packed life?

I get jealous whenever I see pictures of people's kids

Yeah-agree. Booze,drugs and ass suck, bro. Terrible stuff.

Xpost

carne asada OTM

xp- cocaine, obsession with large boobs, passing out, and being oogled by other men at urinals all suck imo

Obsession with large boobs may suck, but large boobs themselves rule.

re: being oogled by other men at urinals, didn't someone on ilx have an unfortunate encounter with rick santorum recently?

Coke also not bad at right time and place.

Ramosi to thred

The emphasis of this thread upon sex as the sole measure of a rich, fun-packed, fulfilling life seems to confirm the worst claims of sociobiology.

I like large boobs. I like small boobs too. If I like a woman, I'll like her no matter what size her boobs are.

I've actually never used coke, but I have used several closely-related drugs. Stimulants of any kind do nothing for me. I doubt I could even get high on cocaine.

Giggling like crazy at stephen garza's nips/schlong post.

I've actually never used coke, but I have used several closely-related drugs. Stimulants of any kind do nothing for me. I doubt I could even get high on cocaine.

― Lee626, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:16 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

heh

he doesn't even HAVE a tv

hahaha what was that dom thread that was like this about drugs

plenty of drugs i like, but cocaine isn't one of them

ITT: ILX posters casually mentioning ilicit or dangerous hobbies they engage in in an attempt to sound cool

I've actually never used coke

― Lee626, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:16 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

plenty of drugs i like, but cocaine isn't one of them

― Lee626, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:42 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The emphasis of this thread upon sex as the sole measure of a rich, fun-packed, fulfilling life seems to confirm the worst claims of sociobiology.

― Aimless, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:16 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol.

i drink so much soda-- probably 8-10 cans a week :(

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, March 30, 2008 11:17 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Monday, March 31, 2008 12:42 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

: O

ty omar

I knew someone would point out my seemingly condradictory posts re: cocaine. But my sitch is analogous to large doses of dilauded or morphine having no effect on me, and thus being fairly sure i wouldn't like heroin either.

ive met some people who are unaffected by the drug theyre on before

Technically your posts weren't contradictory. Cocaine not being a drug you like != cocaine being a drug you dislike. But yeah, it doesn't come across well, really.

What I meant was that i've used drugs that are pharmacologically closely related to cocaine and didn't like them. That plus I've known ppl who died from overdosing on it, so i don't like it.

i thought you couldnt get high on it

I couldn't get high on the related stimulants, so probably couldn't on cocaine either. It's like how about 6% of the population lack the opioid receptor that would enable them to get high on heroin or morphine.

could you not get high on them or did you not like them

we are the 94%

I not only couldn't get high on them, but (in large doses) they made my heart beat fast and sent my blood pressure through the roof. So i both couldn't get high on them and didn't like them.

what were the drugs

reminder: this thread is for posts that give you a twinge of jealousy about the lives and adventures of other posters.

ITT: ILX posters casually mentioning ilicit or dangerous hobbies they engage in in an attempt to sound cool

― sug ones (omar little), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:42 PM (18 minutes ago)

threads that needed to be locked

xxp the names are escaping me now - this was a long time ago

i do remember though that ppl who had used both cocaine and the drug i used said they got nearly the same high from the one(s) i'd used

http://i.imgur.com/bQ39Q.jpg

i did ecstasy w/a friend once and she was like this is not working at all, and i was like o rly, and she was all yeah because of the depression medication im on, and i was like are you sure maybe it just hasnt kicked in yet, and she was like yeah ive tried it like 15 times, lol

I have hipsters make my coffee.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, January 27, 2008 6:27 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ditto to house is CLEAN
hiking Machu Picchu next month
epic fish tacos lunch with 69 yesterday!

― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:11 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually shasta has a ton of these for me. slocki too.

fish tacos... 69

lol

E i've done, but in my parts there are so many pills sold as ecstasy that are really something else (i.e. MDE or some mixture of drugs) that i attribute many adverse or nonreactions to bogus pills that aren't MDMA. Unlike, say, weed, you can't really tell what you're looking at when you look at a pill.

Four boys from the South rolled up out the Holland Tunnel on a Saturday afternoon blasting Immigrant Song out the open windows of the car and proceeded to kill 23 cans of PBR out of a cooler with barely any ice in it on the Upper West Side and then busted loose on the subways with straws and paper bags getting boozed up ghetto stylee and then found themselves at The Magician surrounded by hot young ladies and well you know what goes on at the Magician, people get horribly drunk and then wander off to strip clubs where nobody pays much attention to the strippers and Luke didn't actually throw up after like two triple shots of Jagermeister and Anthony got interviewed by the NY Times and we pushed this table around and then Luke bought a 40 and lurched into the bar with it while a burning cigarette was still dangling from his mouth and the doorman didn't say a thing but the bartender did and then there was like I dunno more drunkenness or something and confusion regarding how to open the locks on some doors and some people ended up sleeping amongst fancy office cubicles and dude like WTF next day the sheets are covered in BBQ sauce and everybody is exhausted so we sat around and drank all the rest of the beer and smoked a grip of cigarettes and VH1 Classic was playing the best shit ever again and like it took us six hours to get home because sometimes after you have a really amazing 24 hour once-in-a-lifetime experience (this is not my beautiful house!!) you just get jacked right in the ass with traffic and bad weather to remind you that you are actually not a team of superheroes but damn if we didn't come close.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, August 10, 2003 11:13 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man i'm so far off that soda pace now, thank god

there was a period in my life where I drank 10 diet cokes a day

about 3 months

not my finest moment really but not my un-finest either so we'll call it a draw

there was a period in my life where I drank 10 diet cokes a day

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

what in the living fuck

posts that hint at the poster's having had all the mountain dews

drinking 10 diet cokes a day sounds roughly as bad to me as just outright being waterboarded with diet coke

i can easily do 10 diet cokes in a day

2006 NFL Draft Thread

I can drink a couple pitchers of iced tea in a day, easy

2006 NFL Draft Thread

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:47 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think it's possible to write a post that long and have any time left for a rich, fun-packed, fulfilling life outside of ilx

i can't find it but that one time cat power was being discussed and dan bunnybrain posted a photo of himself with chan where they were clowning around with a sesame street puppet like they were bros and it was a casual just hanging out photo....i felt a need to reprioritize my life that day.

Back when I was driving a forklift in an auto parts warehouse I used to drink a one-liter bottle of Mountain Dew pretty much every morning Monday through Saturday. Of course, now I have diabetes. (Not joking.)

It was me (a dude) and two gals 14
It was me (a gal) and another gal and a dude 5
It was me (a dude) and a dude and a gal 4
It was me (a dude) and two other dudes 4
It was me (a gal) and two dudes 1
It was me (a gal) and two other gals 0
Tranny option 0

http://a.yfrog.com/img830/6228/ow4m.jpg

Kicked it with them for a couple hours. coolest, friendliest most hilarious dudes. Fucking Awesome.

Golf Wang.

― #.rar performance (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, August 28, 2010 1:14 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

To be honest, though I'm sure it's financially hair-raising, Scott Seward's life of listening to/selling cool records and reading/selling amazing books while having a cool wife and cool kids seems pretty enviable.

Jimmy the Mod's 2006 draft story is all-time. BOW DOWN.

To be honest, though I'm sure it's financially hair-raising, Scott Seward's life of listening to/selling cool records and reading/selling amazing books while having a cool wife and cool kids seems pretty enviable.

― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 3:24 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM! scott's life is continually inspiring to me.

^^

honestly, a photo with "parents! and children!" will beat any anecdote of "hay I met a famous teenager"

Call All Destroyer and Jeff seem to enjoy very fine whiskeys and beers (respectively)

10 diet cokes is a gallon of diet coke fyi

i remember being 11 and having to pelt the john with biscuits but my mom fucking had the sliding glass door shut so I couldn't get in and I dropped a turd right in my pants that was long and slender, like a sausage....

Also just narrowly avoided this last year, but it was still pretty embarassing. had a theatre rehearsal in a hot warehouse and made the mistake of eating greasy Chicken Fries from BK 5 mins prior. My stomach started bubbling and I had to start crumping to avoid releasing my bowels all over the floor.

This warehouse had a bathroom but well it wasn't used very often. I realized that trying to hold it wouldn't work so I finally ran in there and took a humongous shit. fortunately there was toilet paper in there.

but imagine the look of horror on my face when I flushed the toilet and it only made a wee little sound and still retained all of the rancid feces. and did so after a second flush.

Oh and it was a photo shoot that day for the play. Meaning the girls needed to use said bathroom. At the time, my g/f and I had been dating like 2 months. Leaving behind Shaqbombs in the toilet where she'd be changing would have been an instant breakup.

It also took a while to wipe so every 5 minutes the girls in the cast were knocking to taunt me and asked if I was masturbating in there. I started saying I was because that was a preferable alternative.

But after the third flush, teh shit went down the hole. Thank God. The scent may have lingered but my g/f didn't say anything.

― Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind)

pelt the john with biscuits

obscure Camper Van Beethoven b-side?

I am very content with my size. some girls have complained I hurt them because I was so big.

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind)

get better at foreplay

pelt the john with biscuits

obscure Camper Van Beethoven b-side?

ogle has one o

also it's pronounced like it, despite what every disgusting savage you meet believes

^^^ posts that hint at the poster's rich, fun-packed, fulfilling life outside of ilx

http://www4.uwm.edu/FLL/linguistics/dialect/staticmaps/q_121.html

i am not descriptivist on this single issue, we have to draw the line somewhere or our civilization collapses

should have been an option for oh-gle

haha @ "I have no word for this activity."

looking at the maps this doesn't appear to be a regional thing at all. it's just that a lot of people are wrong.

oogleplex: mutliscreen porn cinema

none of those maps show any regional diffs

well, except for the weirdos calling milkshakes a "cabinet"

you obv did not see the whippin shitties map

other than people between the west coast and the missouri not talking

xp

scattlelogical grind

i live in a nice apartment in the most expensive city in america, ymmv
― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, July 9, 2012 4:42 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw i applaud the restraint of ilx to not post chaki's "hot chick in my bed" post nor orbit's "contract that can make your dick shrivel" post ironically, altho both of these posts were definitely lurking in the back of my mind when making this thread.

this is kinda gabbneb w/ his 'um i've skied there' thing anytime someone questioned his thorough knowledge of some region of america right?

skied there with his heigl-lohan girl.

yes exactly. basically i'm in awe of people who post here and seem to also ski or hike or have active dating and social lives. not in a lol dorks way, but a genuine "wow you have a real life AND a internet life" way. i associate the internet with hard times. when social and sexual and urge for physical activity lives are going well for me i view the internet as an embarrassing relic of sadness. no offense though! lurker since '02. much hard times.

oh and ballz and estela are two of my favorite posters ever so i'm vv honored that yr here. love u guise

hey, slam dunk. I guess it should be a slam dunk, but who are you?

lurker since '02, much hard times iirc

braggin

braggin: i have good times and bad times. last year around this time was not a good time in my life. but i wouldn't trade places with anyone. case in point: last night i went to a birthday party in easthampton and i was surrounded by friends and creative people who i really like to be with. it felt great. i ended up sitting around a fire pit in the backyard talking about zombies and the end of the world with a guy who helped start the onion paper and site, a local used book dealer i like, and my favorite member of the band pussy galore (not the blues dude). and i remember where i was and what i was doing 3 years ago on marthas vineyard and i cringe and i thank the zombie gods that i got out of a bad situation and put myself into a better one. i ate cherry pie three days in a row this week for lunch and i am alive and i love my kids and maria so much i could die. but it took me 44 years to get there. and i still have really bad weeks. but it doesn't matter because the trees are so fucking beautiful around here.

^^

love that, scott

and now i'm going to take a shower and go to a museum and then go to a cocktail tasting and then see an ilxor and a bunch of other guys perform live music and then go see a woman i'm dating DJ at another museum (not the first museum) and then we're going to go out and have a nice meal and then go home and have sex and sleep and then I'll get up and throw some pottery and then watch the thursday NFL game on tivo that I couldn't watch because I was out at a job interview where i was promised more work and then went to my OTHER pottery class and then went to a big society event food and wine tasting with a gal DJ (not the first gal DJ) and after I'm done with the NFL game while I do some work I'll go to see a maestro of indian tabla and likely have to break up with a woman i love dearly but that i just don't see working out and then I'll go see a series of short films about the Spanish labor movement and then go to the Ukrainian House and eat pickles and watch more music and then i'm going to KEEP FUCKING DOING THIS UNTIL I DIE

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, October 12, 2012 12:31 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the chick might only have been hot in his eyes, you know?

bless you skot <3

mostly the part about having an OTHER pottery class

how many pottery classes can one man have, makes you wonder

What would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two pottery classes at the same time, man

haaaa

some people felt bad for the other woman, but did anyone stop to feel bad for the other pottery class? we should all be ashamed of our lack of empathy for pottery classes

all I can say is this: all these pottery classes forks is taking and not ONE lionel richie head sculpture to date. "pottery class". BAH.

M. White, habitue of San Francisco, debonair banker and man about town, fluent in french and fine wines, often seen in WDYLL threads dressed to the teeth and surrounded by pretty women, caught in an 'ilx takes this all in stride and eschews conspicuous display of envy' shockah!!

packing your life with fun seems like it's for plebians, lacks the subtle nuance of M. White's lifestyle

the best thing about michael white is that he is a fan of leeds united

btw i applaud the restraint of ilx to not post chaki's "hot chick in my bed" post nor orbit's "contract that can make your dick shrivel" post ironically, altho both of these posts were definitely lurking in the back of my mind when making this thread.

I came very close to posting at least one of these.

does anyone know what the second track on that mano le tough panorama bar set is? heard that out a lot when i was in germany/berlin this summer incl by him (sick mix btw)

― flopson, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 2:33 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

....

don't think 'goes on holiday' or 'goes to clubs' is really what this thread is about

anyone who has fun off the internet needs to be shamed immediately

it makes everyone else here look bad

What would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two pottery classes at the same time, man

― some dude, Monday, 29 October 2012 13:14 (Yesterday) Permalink

omg

bit more of a trip for a north american to do germany, iirc

FOPSON

lol my trip to germany was very much not luxurious or enviable really, my roommate and i slept on our friends' dorm room floor and we ran out of money like 10 days into the trip. tho tbh i do have a pretty fun life outside of ilx. also have a lot of fun within ilx, too

surprised you guys haven't pillaged the Magic: the Gathering thread for this

since when does luxurious imply fun-packed?

does anyone know what the second track on that mano le tough panorama bar set is? heard that out a lot when i was in germany/berlin this summer during an unspecified period devoid of any distinguishing or redeeming features of which no more shall be uttered

― flopson, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 2:33 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

better representative post for f'son would have been [LINK REMOVED]

yeah well that's pretty horrific

*nods*

lol plus a dj night

i could find the post where i listened to kitty prydes 'the lizzie mcguire experience' on a friday night if that would help

why is there an 844-post thread about whether deej is a hipster

that flopson post is otm though

tbh im not actually horrified or even embarrassed by that post, was recently realizing how so often ppl are embarrassed by their former selves but rarely consider how embarrassed their younger selves would be if they were to take a glimpse into the future

Were you even cooler at 12 then?

FWIW i realized that was on 77 only after posting, asked for it to be removed on Mod Req, isn't that supposed to be an automatic ban or something?

i think it's only a problem if you directly c/p text, no one who's not on 77 would have been able to read it

that flopson post is fine

as someone says in that thread flopson is ilx' only hipster despite the hilarious protestations of various 36 yr olds with extensive collections of corsano lps

flopson's pretty cool imo

"Fun-packed" doesn't fill me with envy. I mean, some people are control freaks and enjoy working. If someone's a doctor or minister or counselor, that isn't exactly fun, but it's probably rewarding. What good are you doing for others if you spend all your time climbing mountains and horseback riding (unless you are a veterinarian or horse trainer)?

Did all that for years, it's called "vacation" or "exercise". Maybe some people need better jobs.

doing good for others mad overrated imo

hardly a minority opinion, j

otm, fuckem, they're never grateful enough

I mean, if you do "good" in your day job, you shouldn't make a big deal out of it. Not that it stops my brother from thinking he is god's gift to capitalism like this is some great moral achievement....

Did all that for years, it's called "vacation" or "exercise". Maybe some people need better jobs.

― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Dannon's Yogurt DUMPLINGS! and Pam Poo (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 1 November 2012

mount cleaners otm, jj typical

i don't get what's bad abt flopson's post

I think it's that he got to travel.

idk sometimes ppl go to other places

how dare they DANGLE it in front of us

i go to rite aid every damn day but you dont see me swinging my big dick around about it

reminds me of this convo: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=2978515&boardid=77&threadid=78581

no one should talk abt anything ever except how pitchfork is racist

as a racist pitchfork writer, flag post

glad to see none of my posts have appeared in this thread

your display name should though

glad to see none of my posts have appeared in this thread

― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2),

Oh, this thread is for dissing others, not appreciating their cool stuff, my bad

when i lived in an unheated warehouse space are the bathroom was really far away so i bought a 2 gallon deer park water thing, emptied it out, and then peed in it all winter.

― slam dunk, Monday, December 3, 2012

._.

buzza u have a weird definition of fun-packed

that's not a lot of pee for an entire winter

it'd be cool to see your neighbor emptying a piss jug every day, all winter long

frozen yellow slick in the car park

"fun-packed" AND "cool" need some remedial help itt

i don't like this game anymore *cries*

I'm subscribing now that things are finally picking up

that might not be the last time, actually, because one time at an ex-girlfriend's birthday party in nyc someone gave me some drug (they said it was speed but i have my doubts) and i had full-on hallucinations on the dancefloor while destiny's child's "bugaboo" was playing.

― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 8 December 2012 11:36 (4 minutes ago)

there was nothing rich or fun-packed or fulfilling about that episode.

it was outside of ilx though, right?

i couldnt find this thread yesterday but was going to post abt my day yesterday of sitting poolside @ my friends parents house listening to her aloud reading the red badge of courage

-_-so fkn sorry everyone, my girlfriend went thru this thread and pointed out all the ways i've been bad & racist. I am subjecting myself to some good old fashioned anal discipline forthwith
― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Wednesday, December 14, 2016 2:01 PM (yesterday)

chute tyte