Guillermo del Toro's not-Hobbit/not-Lovecraft next movie, Pacific Rim

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Synopsis:

When legions of monstrous creatures, known as Kaiju, started rising from the sea, a war began that would take millions of lives and consume humanity's resources for years on end. To combat the giant Kaiju, a special type of weapon was devised: massive robots, called Jaegers, which are controlled simultaneously by two pilots whose minds are locked in a neural bridge. But even the Jaegers are proving nearly defenseless in the face of the relentless Kaiju. On the verge of defeat, the forces defending mankind have no choice but to turn to two unlikely heroes-a washed up former pilot (Charlie Hunnam) and an untested trainee (Rinko Kikuchi)-who are teamed to drive a legendary but seemingly obsolete Jaeger from the past. Together, they stand as mankind's last hope against the mounting apocalypse.

Well...maybe.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

I'm going with a YES.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

Charlie Day is in it!

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

Movies Like Jaeger.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

Thx for new display name idea , Gordo. PS - this sounds sad.

Pacific Rinko (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 24 May 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

did GdT recently overdose on manga

WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

^from the comments

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, was wondering what the hell that was from

contenderizer, Friday, 8 June 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

WHERE CAN I GET A CHAINSAW FLAMETHROWER

WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://io9.com/5916944/first-official-picture-from-guillermo-del-toros-pacific-rim

well that's my weekend made

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

god bless you, Australia, you weird bastards

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

idris elba's character is named "stacker pentecost"

is this based off of a thomas pynchon novel?

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

Nope, anime, almost as weird

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Friday, 8 June 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

Haha I was reading the description and was like "this doesn't make any sense this is crazy" and then realized it had to be based on some anime or manga...

There are many tribes in the Juggalo nation (Viceroy), Friday, 8 June 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

How come del Toro got the Pacific Rim job?

StanM, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

hes a good director

Hungry4Ass, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

Of all the user names on ilx, you're the one who didn't notice the word choice in my post? Perfect.

StanM, Friday, 8 June 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

damn... shit!!!!

Hungry4Ass, Friday, 8 June 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

Some further details

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

why would THAT be the first picture you released? how about a robot or a monster?

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

i would guess they're saving the money stuff for when they start showing actual footage. first publicity still is just something for the fanboy sites to run, not something you use to sell to the public at large, with the avengers it was just a photo of some chairs

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

will there be more Idris squeezebox y/n

maybe he will sing Creedence songs in this one

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

i would guess they're saving the money stuff for when they start showing actual footage. first publicity still is just something for the fanboy sites to run, not something you use to sell to the public at large, with the avengers it was just a photo of some chairs

― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, June 21, 2012 11:54 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya i know. i hate those fanboy site still premieres. IDRIS ELBA STANDING IN A ROOM.

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

here's a li'l sneak peek:

http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/articles/62034.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

so judging from the photo he races motorcycles and lives in some kind of horse stable

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i feel u

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

amuses me that Charlie Hunnam and Charlie Day are both in this since i remember there was like a week once where i could not remember who was who among 'guys named Charlie who have shows on FX'

Details details:

Guillermo del Toro's new movie Pacific Rim doesn't just feature enormous, insane robots — it also features totally massive monsters that trash cities with their terrifying limbs. We just saw the first footage from Pacific Rim in Hall H — and that included some insane glimpses of monster faces and monster limbs.

More there at the link, also that there's a trailer made so I suspect online scrounging will turn up something...

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 July 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

LOL at this, frankly:

A voiceover says: " Today at the edge of hope, the end of our time. We have chosen to believe in each other." Eventually we realize this is Idris Elba speaking to a group of robot pilots. "We are standing against the monsters outside our door," Elba says. And then louder, "TODAY WE ARE CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE."

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 July 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

i hate movies these days

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 14 July 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Interview, backstory details, etc.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS6kk1bTqJs

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2012 05:58 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9PFtl2tt9E&NR=1

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2012 06:00 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=2vKz7WnU83E

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 13 December 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vKz7WnU83E

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 13 December 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

GLaDOS!

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 December 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

I was sold at "giant skeleton on aircraft carrier." brb, buying tickets.

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 December 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

I'm on board.

wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 13 December 2012 06:00 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, that works.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

Not terribly interested in seeing another giant monster destroys cities movie, or another giant robot destroys cities movie. Not sure how I feel about this movie being both of those things. Maybe they'll pull a Godzilla on Monster Island and send both sets of giants to duke it out on some reserve or Planet X or whatever.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

I'm expecting this to be either highly deconstructed emo weirdness like the back half of Eva or just a bunch of fanservicey explosions like the first few episodes of Eva. Either way, I hope it's going to be reminiscent of Eva.

wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ "cancelling the apocalypse"

looks sort of stupid, would have preferred the Lovecraft movie

If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

that line made me think of this song for the first time in years:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4XC6dyBWi4

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

GLaDOS!

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, December 12, 2012 6:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for real

the fact she's in this would suggest that this is going to be 100% fanboy indulgence (which might be a good thing)

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

that line made me think of this song for the first time in years:

Yeah me too. Good track.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

looks sort of stupid, would have preferred the Lovecraft movie

― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, December 13

Same here -- this doesn't really look interesting at all.

WilliamC, Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

may as well be Battleship 2

If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 December 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone else remember the story in the New Yorker about bootleg Chinese films that cobbled together disaster footage from real life and movies into crazy all-star cast supercuts?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2001/10/15/011015fa_fact_hessler

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

ha yeah that reminds me of another old NYer story about the bootleg Chinese Harry Potter books which had gotten up to something like Book 16 and had Gandalf in them, Harry screwing Hermione, etc. I still wanna read those!

the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

surely a google for harry screwing hermione will give you rich returns in english

before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

i want the weird semi-chaste version though!

the clown's reflection is incorrect (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

xp: probably not as many hits as Harry screwing Ron

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

I want him to rescore "The Hobbit" with cues from Ornette Coleman's and Shore's "Naked Lunch" score.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

Whoops, I'm going to put that in the tandem thread.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

this has a skyscraper sized robot rocket-punching Godzilla in the face. this is exactly what i wanted

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.samuelowengallery.com/images/P/533.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

so psyched

乒乓, Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

fuck a hobbit

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, shit, sorry about that. NSFW!!!!!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

Delete as needed.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

what, the thread?

A fat, shit, jittery fraud of a messageboard poster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 December 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

lol, "private movies"

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 December 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

when imagebombing goes bad

wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Friday, 14 December 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

One last trailer, I'd say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA92Rw6kNWw

Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

yessssssssss

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

colorful!

dragging a tanker along like a club, monster head smash <3

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

Then the monster recovers from head smash = even better.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

otm. still bummed about the loss of mtns, but this is looking better & better.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

cat. 3 kaiju

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

Where is Asuka?

Van Horn Street, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

monster looks kind of like the cloverfield monster, doesn't it?

the late great, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

And yet one MORE trailer. Presumably the last.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5guMumPFBag

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

Hell Yeah

乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

i'm gonna be overseas on opening weekend ;_;

乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

With the kaiju chasing you

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

was that Charlie from Always Sunny?!? lol

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

well it looks like it'll open the week after at where i'll be

乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

having just watched NGE this past fall, man, this is just a straight rip.... wish the robots were more angular / sleeker instead of some kind of weird american gladiators x50 aesthetic

乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

a straight rip of Eva into an action blockbuster directed by GdT sounds like a getting-peanut-butter-in-my-chocolate kind of problem

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

haha i mean it in the best possible way of course

乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

i hope the last 10 minutes is just a blank screen with manic voiceovers

乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

Our friends The Asylum bring you ATLANTIC RIM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVpQmZmKNmo

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

there's no such thing as an atlantic rim!!!

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

I heard you can get one in Philly for $25.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

every time i hear the name of this movie i think of

Liz: You won an award! Did I not tell you?

Tracy : Come on, lemon.

Liz: Yes! You are getting.. A.. lifetime achievement award from the.. Pacific Rim Emmys.

Tracy : Pacific Rim? I love the Pacific Rim. I spent nine months in Japan shooting Samurai I Amurai. I fell in love with their culture, especially sharking.

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

lol

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

sharking

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

this looks like a formalist exercise by del toro and that gets me kind of excited

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

he always lets me down

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link

i think he has a great movie in him though

i'll kind of rep for hellboy

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

totally rep for hellboy, and pan's lab

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

maybe it was just that the reviews were so ecstatic, but i was a little let down by PL... i still liked it, don't get me wrong.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

i like his art-house movies (pan's, devil's backbone) better than his genre stuff. (a very un-ilx opinion i know). hellboy starts strong but it's not really very good

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

you're not really very etc

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

i think this looks really graceless and inelegant

乒乓, Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link

i mean, i'll go see it anyway. but controlling giant robots via jazzercise is stupid

乒乓, Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link

maybe it's intended, having nitro and turbo doing lunging pirouettes and twirling arabesques inside the control chambers while decked out in full halo combat gear. a touch of the comic.

乒乓, Sunday, 16 June 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

blade 2 is fucking fantastic yall

adam, Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

the first blade is 100000x better

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

i feel like del toro is like tarantino w/o all the talent

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link

the first blade's a masterpiece though... no shame in not measuring up imo

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link

fair enough

for some reason i hated that the vampires were kind of indestructible (bone thing around their hearts) in blade 2, you just knew blade was never gonna kill them in any of the fights, it made them kind of tiresome

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link

blade 2 has more wrestling moves. though trinity goes all the way and has triple h.

adam, Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

i feel like del toro is like tarantino w/o all the talent

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, June 16, 2013 12:17 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i admit the fact that he's really smart and knows his film history and i would love to just bro out with him probably means i overrate his movies a bit

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link

ya he seems like he has great taste in geeky horror/sci-fi things and a genuine love for the craft but i don't think he's got... "it"

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

This movie looks ugly. All the monster/robot fighting in the rain reminds me of the '98 Godzilla movie

lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link

it reminds me of blade runner or akira

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

i like all the lights and colors. the mech designs are too western. the stuff that isnt robots and monsters punching each other looks like it could be crummy. i dont know why they have some monotone asshole narrating the trailers, if he's the star of the movie that doesnt bode well

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

s10cki otm

pan's labyrinth is pretty good tho

sean gramophone, Sunday, 16 June 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

mankind have no choice but to turn to two unlikely heroes - a washed up former pilot and an untested trainee

These twenty words quoted in the OP speak volumes about this movie.

Aimless, Sunday, 16 June 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link

Crusty, lovable.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 June 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

'll kind of rep for hellboy

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist),

All about Hellboy 2. Contender for the best superhero movie imo.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 16 June 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

i like all the lights and colors. the mech designs are too western. the stuff that isnt robots and monsters punching each other looks like it could be crummy. i dont know why they have some monotone asshole narrating the trailers, if he's the star of the movie that doesnt bode well

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, June 16, 2013 12:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he sounds like the sort of fellow who they'd get to dub a character for the american release of an anime

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 16 June 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link

haha shit he kinda does. okay well that sells me on it a little

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 16 June 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link

if this movie is basically a complete rip of Eva I'll be totally happy. I'll also be happy if it's pretty much anything else.

the REAL Dr Morbius (silby), Sunday, 16 June 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link

ontrolling giant robots via jazzercise is stupid

― 乒乓, Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:51 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

this more than anything is a turn off, for some dumb nerd reason. ~synchronized~ jazzercize no less

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Monday, 17 June 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link

no dude they're not jazzercizing the pilots are obviously mind-linked via the neural bridge and acting as one being to control the jaegers which clearly are too massive to be controlled by one person do u see

the REAL Dr Morbius (silby), Monday, 17 June 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link

expect a 75-second explanation of why this should be so somewhere during the first act

the REAL Dr Morbius (silby), Monday, 17 June 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link

you guys are harshing my buzz. i mean of course this will probably be terrible but i hold out a faint glimmer of hope, if for no other reason than the evident glee w/ which del toro is making this. (was making this.)

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 17 June 2013 03:53 (ten years ago) link

I like all the neony stuff in the trailer

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 17 June 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link

I'll end up seeing this, despite my reservations. You really can't beat "monsters and robots fighting" for a summer movie premise. I just hope the non-monster/robot stuff is bearable.

lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Monday, 17 June 2013 05:34 (ten years ago) link

but controlling giant robots via jazzercise is stupid

Stolen from Gunbuster iirc (and probably a million other giant robot anime shows)

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Monday, 17 June 2013 08:59 (ten years ago) link

the trailer does nothing for me because idgiaf abt giant robots, but I will see it because of Guillermo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link

I want to see this in Japanese(w/ English fan subs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CBC5s5qmLY

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Sunday, 23 June 2013 08:24 (ten years ago) link

ROKURATU PANCHU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDLlGYsKC80

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Sunday, 23 June 2013 08:25 (ten years ago) link

lol my friends tweet just now:

Pacific rim. Pathetic. Burn the film reel. Just ignite it.

Ste, Monday, 24 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

http://screenrant.com/guillermo-del-toro-pacific-rim-mountains-of-madness-sandy-121451/

Okay I would really go for a movie of Mountains of Madness with Cruise at the helm. Seriously.

Ste, Monday, 24 June 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

wtf, yet another trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e3h51pKZO9A
This one did make me laugh and groan several times (omg holding hands on deck -- omg dude holding back angry other dude as captaindude looks back all sternlike -- omg dude doing way-to-go chin-tap to girl and looking real doe-eyedlike -- omg jazzercise comments upthread OTM -- omg PREPARE FOR NEURAL HANDSHAKE)

Will watch this. Pretty sure I'd prefer it if the movie would be as quiet as this trailer, cuz goddamn smashypants cityburst with dun-dun-drums and gunshot blasts gets tiring for this cranky jerk. But Del Toro makes movies that I'd in theory hate, yet end up finding rather enjoyable -- so hopefully this too will somehow work out. My ten-year-old self would be so goddamn exciting about all these huge robots.

At this point I'm kinda hoping the "we're canceling the apocalypse" speech will be cut out.

Øystein, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

Hellboy director's cut is great, Pan's Lab great, Devil's etc is great. Hellboy 2, not so great but well made. Blade II great. Was looking forward to this, but ... didn't we just get a giant fighting robot suit movie like last year?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

i'll say this much: Del Toro has much more respect for characters/words (which is to say, script) than your average big budget action sci-fi dude. He has yet to make a movie that could be summed up as "big and dumb with explosions."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link

real steel's robots werent giant and they didnt have pilots in them

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link

Eh, close enough.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link

dun get all the del toro bashing itt. pan's labyrinth and the devil's backbone rank high among the best fantasy/horror/whatever films of the new century, and even his blatantly commercial productions are a hell of a lot better than most of the competition. he's never made a truly bad movie, and aside from an obvious fondness for genre filmmaking, he has nothing in common with quentin tarantino.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

to his detriment

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link

sure, but he can still shoot for "second best living human"

Me and my pool noodle (contenderizer), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

so pumped about this

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Thursday, 4 July 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link

Not Another Robot Movie

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 5 July 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

Kanye and Ben Lyons oughta be good pals

Neanderthal, Friday, 5 July 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

Yuh yug yuck Yukon Yukon yucky yucko

Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Saturday, 6 July 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link

uh oh... possible confirmation for my number one concern based on trailers... I know del Toro wanted to inject some "how it would feel on the ground" urgency but if that comes at the cost of satisfying establishing shots and choreography this is going to be a bummer.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/pacific-rim-review-monsters-somewhere-070219626.html

One guy in one rubber Godzilla suit stepping on a balsa-wood scale model of Tokyo provides lots more thrills than del Toro's Monster Armies of the Night...

Part of the film's problem is the whole "of the Night" thing: whenever the jaegers and the kaiju throw down in "Pacific Rim," it's at night in the pouring rain — unless they're both at the bottom of the ocean. What's the point, exactly, of cutting-edge CG monsters filmed in a way where we can barely see them? Would "Jurassic Park" have worked if our glimpses of the dinosaurs had been fleeting at best?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 8 July 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link

That's what I was worried about :(

The online movie dork crowd seems to be enthusiastic about this, but they're an easy bunch to butter up.

lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Monday, 8 July 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

im hearing good things from ppl i know whove seen it

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link

What's the point, exactly, of cutting-edge CG monsters filmed in a way where we can barely see them? Would "Jurassic Park" have worked if our glimpses of the dinosaurs had been fleeting at best?

― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, July 8, 2013 6:09 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

i approve of this btw - showing the monster is often deflating

乒乓, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 01:43 (ten years ago) link

not my words btw but imo we're not talking about Pumpkinhead chasing rednecks through the woods here. in a gojira/mecha type scenario the full monty is kinda traditional.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 06:39 (ten years ago) link

more to the point, if flick is selling giant robots battling kaiju imma be bitter if I don't see some dope battling.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 06:41 (ten years ago) link

Mecha-pseudo-Shiva. Underwater Cthulhu Jr. Charlie Day with sleeve tats. Not one comprehensible accent.

I loved this movie.

the evening dj there (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link

that's all I needed to hear

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link

"We built several blocks of Hong Kong to destroy and then we destroyed them," said del Toro.

Yes

乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link

Zen.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link

that's all I needed to hear

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, July 9, 2013

+1 and i have no idea who charlie day is.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link

hey hey hey kanye likes it

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/352660601681625088

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 04:19 (ten years ago) link

Ok, I can probably skip this one on the basis of this:

http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2013/07/pacific-rim.html#more

The Butthurt Locker (cryptosicko), Thursday, 11 July 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

dude sounds bitter. he needs to relax. i hope del toro makes buckets of money and gets to do what he wants from now on. plus i will see the shit out of this movie.

(otm about the earth elemental's death in hellboy 2 tho)

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Thursday, 11 July 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link

Wonder if the inevitable porn parody of this goes big or small.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 July 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/6xprh1K.jpg

looks like it went small, amirite

乒乓, Friday, 12 July 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link

Fortune Nookie a much better title tbh.

the evening dj there (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link

I was very into this. Ripped some great stuff straight from the Eva playbook. Every name is ridiculous, but especially "Stacker Pentecost".

The script was no smarter than it needed to be, which was the right choice. Art direction and creature shop were triumphant. Del Toro and ILM deserve accolades for delivering this on time and under budget, because the fx work is spectacular.

Also this was a good movie because a monster carries a robot into the upper atmosphere to drop it to earth but is foiled when the robot kills the monster with a sword. At which point the robot crashes to earth anyway of course.

Also a robot survives what is supposedly a massive thermonuclear blast that detonates a few hundred meters away by crouching defensively.

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Friday, 12 July 2013 07:57 (ten years ago) link

if an EVAngelist gives it a thumbs up i'm gonna go see it

乒乓, Friday, 12 July 2013 08:05 (ten years ago) link

Can I take my daughter to this?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 July 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link

Or should I? She's 8.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 July 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link

There were a bunch of kids in my audience. I feel like I would've been scared at their age, but maybe I'm misremembering what freaked me out then. I think I'd seen Night of the Living Dead and a few Nightmare on Elm Streets by the time I was 8 or 9.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

My girl did OK with Jurassic Park, so I assume this is cool. This must be less scary than that.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

Whoa syncro jazzercize looks straight to mst3k in trailer lol

a hand, palming an ilx face forever (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 July 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

I also meant to mention that the post-converted 3D is pretty much fine, and even worthwhile on the hero robot and monster shots. Really the only jarringly bad result to my eye was a pile of spaghetti on a cafeteria tray hovering flatly above the background.

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

fsm?

a hand, palming an ilx face forever (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link

Parmesan Rim

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

How Japanese are the mecha or kaiju designs?

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

Whether or not it sounds like damning the film with faint praise, the greatest virtue of Guillermo del Toro’s Pacific Rim may be that you can always understand what’s happening, what the characters are doing, and why they are doing it.

http://www.theverge.com/2013/7/8/4501378/pacific-rim-review

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

woot

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 12 July 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

This sucked...just kidding, I loved the hell out of it. Everything that I thought looked tacky in the trailers worked within the context of the cartoonish world of the movie. Monster fights were great. The lead dude was a little stiff I guess but all the character actors are having fun.

latebloomer, Friday, 12 July 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link

matt zoller seitz loves it. i can't make it til next week but i hope i see the flick he saw

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/pacific-rim-2013

If I were nine years old, I would see the monsters-versus-robots adventure "Pacific Rim" 50 times. Because I'm in my forties and have two kids and two jobs, I'll have to be content with seeing it a couple more times in theaters and re-watching it on video.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link

thought it was fun. shallow, cartoonishly simplistic and predictable, with a procession of cardboard characters churning mechanically through achingly obvious story arcs. but it looks spectacular, the monster battles are genuinely thrilling, and there's something almost charming about the dunderheaded narrative, NGE dumbed down to the intellectual level of a pencil eraser. i did enjoy some of the supporting performances, like the bickering scientists and ron pearlman's foppish black marketeer and, well, that's it for "and". those three were were good. cute dog too.

it reminded me of both man of steel and avatar. it doesn't have the emotional depth or either (let that sink in), but all three get by mostly on looks. they're simple, perhaps even dull stories enlivened by truly gorgeous digital production design and sold by sharp, if rather workmanlike, cinematic craft. snyder's film, the weakest of the three, is the most narratively shapeless, and del toro's the most completely vapid, but they all succeed on their own terms.

agree with most that it's a sharp drop from hellboy 2, but i hope it makes a billion dollars. there were only about five people in the theater with me tonight :(

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Saturday, 13 July 2013 05:49 (ten years ago) link

Only one of those three movies makes one feel good to be a nerd, and it ain't Man of Steel or Avatar.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Saturday, 13 July 2013 05:59 (ten years ago) link

yeah, that's true. pacific rim may be a dumb movie, but you never get the sense that it was made by dumb people.

also, MZS otm about the giddy, childlike joy pacific rim unreliably provides. my last post was more damn than praise, but at least half the running time is a massive, giddy, sugar-buzzed rush. i'd have LOVED it as a kid, and still had a pretty good time as a grumpy not-so-old man.

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Saturday, 13 July 2013 06:05 (ten years ago) link

it's also a hell of a lot more artful and even (in it's geeky way) soulful than either avatar or man of steel. though this feels in many ways like work for hire, it's clearly made by someone who loves making movies, loves people and loves the genre he's working in.

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Saturday, 13 July 2013 06:09 (ten years ago) link

^ its

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Saturday, 13 July 2013 06:10 (ten years ago) link

Ooh I forgot to mention a funny thing that happened while watching this movie. It's been raining all summer here in South Carolina and right before I went into the theater there was a hailstorm. Halfway through the movie the power in the theater went out, right at a scene where something similar happens in the movie (that ain't a spoiler, sorry bub). Someone in the audience immediately yelled out "KAIJU!"

latebloomer, Saturday, 13 July 2013 06:31 (ten years ago) link

Thankfully the movie resumed a few minutes later.

latebloomer, Saturday, 13 July 2013 06:35 (ten years ago) link

And then we were all eaten

latebloomer, Saturday, 13 July 2013 06:35 (ten years ago) link

i didn't like this at all…i don't get what people liked about the effects, it had the same wobbly every-joint-moving-at-once weightless feel that all shitty CGI does, the monsters were so bland and looked like the godzilla 1998 model made even more sculpted-out-of-turds-y… they had to make them have incandescent veins and mouths just so you could kind of tell wtf you were looking at….and as for visual coherence/choreography i thought the fight scenes were as much a slurry as transformers.

almost every single line of dialogue was a dried out lifeless purely expository cliche…apparently del toro has built way more critical goodwill then i was aware of because every positive review of this seems to assign a level of intelligence and creativity and wit that i don't see present in the finished product at all.

thing is i really thought i would like it; i love the concept and was totally ready to enjoy a movie that stephanie zacharek of the village voice describes as "big and dumb in a smart way"!.

i don't really like any del toro movies though so i suppose we're just not on the same wavelength. he doesn't seem especially talented and doesn't have half the filmmaking chops of even, like, jj abrams. i was thirsting for the mediocrity of super 8 while i was watching this. such a bummer to me that spielberg is prepping for the iraq's most deadliest sniper movie or whatever instead of making a version of this movie that would boil people's brains in their skulls.

slam dunk, Saturday, 13 July 2013 07:28 (ten years ago) link

Bah. Spielberg would give us Godzilla vs. Tintin in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It's annoying because as a director, he's still on top of his game - amazingly so, but he's too busy being America's Director to allow himself to be the fun-loving anarchist who made Jaws.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 13 July 2013 08:52 (ten years ago) link

Also, we both know that Abrams would bring in Damon Lindelof and that will only end in tears of rage.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 13 July 2013 08:54 (ten years ago) link

So I saw this tonight... I loved it's guilelessness. It's not a crass remake of an old Toho film, it IS Godzilla vs. Macross with all the same dumb WW2 b-movie cliches, troubled heroes and mad scientists. It really does feel like it's from that era, so every single lizard brain synapse I have lit up in joy. Of course I loved it. I also loved the Wachowski's Speed Racer for similar reasons.

There is zero fat in this. Loved the throwaway details, the kaiju underground, references to off-screen events... A lot of care went into the making, but the cgi is strained with so much detail (rain, water, display screens, building pieces, etc.) that the combat choreography gets lost. The fights are thrilling, but I couldn't tell you if it was the actual fight or that I was noticing how the vents on the vents on the back of the mechs open and closed.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 13 July 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link

seeing this in about 90 mins

staff rules everything around Mi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 July 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link

while having a lunch time snack with mk2, i suggest we go see this film.
he has not heard of it, and is not interested.
30 minutes later i hear a loud shout from the living room : 'oh that looks so cool .. '
a red faced mk2 runs into the kitchen very excited.
he has just seen the trailer on tv.
think he wants to see it now ..

mark e, Saturday, 13 July 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link

What are the odds that this is appropriate for 5- and 8-yr-old boys? I'm sure they'd like it, but afraid it might be too intense.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 13 July 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link

it reminded me of both man of steel and avatar. it doesn't have the emotional depth or either (let that sink in)

this movie has way more emotional heft than man of steel, at the very least

tipsy, its tailor-made for them

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 13 July 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

especially safe for kids in landlocked statew

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 13 July 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link

states!

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 13 July 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link

this movie somewhat improbably contains idris elba's best performance since The Wire

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 13 July 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

it reminded me of both man of steel and avatar.

sadface

i had trouble telling the maverick and iceman characters apart

adam, Saturday, 13 July 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

i don't really like any del toro movies though so i suppose we're just not on the same wavelength. he doesn't seem especially talented and doesn't have half the filmmaking chops of even, like, jj abrams.

otm. we are not on the same wavelength.

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Saturday, 13 July 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

Mild spoiler but this movie is so geared toward kids that the main love interests in the movie HUG at the end.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 13 July 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

this movie has way more emotional heft than man of steel, at the very least

sorry, but i thought pacific rim was almost completely inert on an emotional level. the only story aspects with any spark were the hipster scientist's relationhip w the kaiju (underused) and the wonderful sequences involving young mako. the film certainly communicates del toro's honest affection for cinematic storytelling, monsters and genre, but the tale told seemed awfully bland.

it's funny that avatar gets so thoroughly trashed as a story, when this gets a pass. neither is any more original or less predictable than the other. they're both similarly knowing about and untroubled by their own hokeyness. where avatar builds its love story with care and attention to character, pacific rim settles for a sequence of absurdly loaded glances (efficient, at least). where avatar grounds its central struggle in a historically-resonant situation we might actually care about, pacific rim settles for yet another fight to save the earth from evil, boys

perhaps people find avatar's grandiose earnestness off-putting, reading it as self-importance. pacific rim is relatively efficient and modest, but it's not really risking anything. it's a blast, top-shelf cotton candy entertainment without a brain in its head. it deserves praise for the childlike joy it delivers, not for nonexistent "emotional heft".

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Saturday, 13 July 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

SPOILER warning:

warned u...

speaking of avatar, the two movies have a few interesting points in common. there's the wounded hero drafted into service in the wake of his brother's death, the idea of inhabiting a different and more powerful body through technological mediation, the similarly stereotypical military commanders, the penultimate pieta. hell, the incredible journey in search of a crucial piece of monster anatomy looks so much like avatar that you could probably edit it in without anyone noticing.

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Saturday, 13 July 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

and the wonderful sequences involving young mako. <- these work better than any scene in man of steel

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 13 July 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link

*contendo watches amy adams say "what if i need to tinkle" in a weird barbie voice* this movie has som uch emotional depth

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 13 July 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

it IS Godzilla vs. Macross

Fuuuuuuuck yeah. Girlfriend's last shift at her old job is today, so we're seeing this tomorrow

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Saturday, 13 July 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

this was dope. also this movie had way more emotional grounding/connection than Man of Steel fuiud. also loved the universe/reality they built.

staff rules everything around Mi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 July 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

Avatar was clearly aiming higher (and missing) than Pacific Rim, tho. I don't think anyone's giving the latter a "pass" on its story shortcomings so much as recognizing that anything more complicated would've tainted the movie's pleasure principle.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Saturday, 13 July 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link

also lol at the song that plays during the credits essentially narrating the movie we just saw...WITH A RZA VERSE

staff rules everything around Mi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 July 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

GDT mentioned this movie also had luchador inspirations. Without spoiling any specifics, do they actually pull off any lucha libre/pro-wrestling moves? Because GOD I hope so.

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link

not really. at least not in the blade 2 sense.

adam, Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link

Rats

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link

xposty, but (having not seen this yet) a lot of people say that it really captures the fun (and coherence) that Transformers 1-3 failed to capture. Like, it may not be a great movie, but those three underscore the myriad ways this could have been terrible, too.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link

ontendo watches amy adams say "what if i need to tinkle" in a weird barbie voice* this movie has som uch emotional depth

naw, my point was that pacific rim has less emotional weight than another basically vapid popcorn movie whose only resonant moments were provided by kevin costner. it's a comparison that doesn't flatter either film. and pacific rim is better than man of steel in every other respect.

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link

x- - yeah, it's a thousand times better than the two (one and a half) transformers movies i've seen. when it comes to the big, silly/awesome, city-wrecking fun, del toro gets everything right. one fairweather daylight fight might have been nice, but that's a minor quibble.

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link

i went into PR w/low expectations and i was pleasantly surprised by the movie's human core - it's not amazing in that respect and there's some real missed opportunities (would've been cool to see rinko & blondie building chemistry as they train together, then show them interacting more as they're actually fighting - give a sense of dynamism to the co-piloting thing), but its got more going on than the advertising showed. i mean, at the very least i can describe the personalities of a bunch of Pacific Rim's characters - mos is just a series of shots of talking mannequins glowering at each other and woodenly going "your not just a man clark... your a super man... and its your destiny to put a stop to chinese economic ascendancy"

the movie itself is good not great, the last action sequence underwater started to test my patience. i was along for the ride the whole time though. i liked how it didnt hesitate to give itself over to this crazy world it created. the warmth towards its characters and the vibrant visuals (those colors and lights in Hong Kong, man) gave me kind of a Speed Racer vibe, though its more self-conscious and restrained

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link

I just saw this and I've only got 1 thing to say: so so glad there was no kissing at the end.

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

Agreed. It feels like Del Toro somehow snuck this movie through the studio without anyone higher up fucking it up with notes.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link

My dream: The Boredoms play live accompaniment to a silent Pacific Rim.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link

^^ oh dear god yes

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link

FWIW, I saw it in regular 2D but with Dolby Atmos sound. Couldn't tell you what the actual difference is, but PR did sound terrific.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

i fucking loved this but, like, it has robots fighting aliens and Idris Elba being a badass, it's basically made for me. In fact I found it better than I was expecting - more ambitious, more efficient at realising its ambition.

The comedy bits in this - esp the Ron Perlman stuff - felt straight out of The Fifth Element to me. That same, for want of a better word, wackiness.

also, yes, the Iceman and Maverick characters are basically impossible to tell apart. It was only after the film that I realised that the reason the name 'Charlie Hunnam' was familiar was because he was Nathan in Queer as Folk.

whateverface (c sharp major), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

this was the first thing i'd seen him in. he looks kinda like brad pitt. monotone voice aside i thought he was pretty good

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link

Hunnam's also the lead on Sons Of Anarchy (which also stars Ron Pearlman) so there was a bit of SoA: Futureworld ridiculousness to it. MZS OTM about how the further away you get from it, you remember it being better.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

This was so awesome

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 14 July 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link

Sons of Anarchy Futureworld = omg I am SO seeing this tomorrow

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link

yah, really liked thi

®€ℳ¥ (soda), Sunday, 14 July 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

yeah this was great anyone who says different was never a child.

worst you can say there's a bit left on the table character arc-wise and the hero's kind of uninteresting. other than that it's simply the finest live-action mecha vs kaiju film of our era. real sense of joy in the production.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 14 July 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

and some really beautiful shots that didn't have to be.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 14 July 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

Noticed that it's playing at a local drive-in. Kinda want to see it again, but will probably go IMAX

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 14 July 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

This was TRANSCENDENT.

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Monday, 15 July 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link

sincerely wish i'd been able to see it that way. loved (LOVED) the action sequences & visuals. most of the rest didn't engage me at all.

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link

Also, there was a lot of birth in this film, literal and metaphoric

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Monday, 15 July 2013 05:10 (ten years ago) link

Lot of emphasis on family, too. Literal and metaphoric.

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Monday, 15 July 2013 06:11 (ten years ago) link

The bit that happens in a fight about 3/4ths in where a character delivers a line followed by an action was so perfect it brought tears to my eyes.

The lady next to me tried to shush me when I was burst out laughing during some of the dialogue.

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Monday, 15 July 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link

She sounds like a killjoy.

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 15 July 2013 06:28 (ten years ago) link

Love how everyone shouts their attack patterns in this. (Saw it for the second time already today.)

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 15 July 2013 06:29 (ten years ago) link

I didn't get to it this weekend ;_;

SOON

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

Better hurry. They're going to whisk it away to make room for more Grown Ups 2 showings.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

so does this blow or not? Ad tagline seems to point at War on Terror metaphor.

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

Way less of a war on terror metaphor than any of the Batmans. Which is to say not whatsoever.

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

Like most monster movies, it's at most a metaphor for natural disaster; there's a bit of global warming going on but really just one throwaway line about that.

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

This monster movie is not your teacup, Mr. Whale.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

undocumented immigration iirc

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

I actually went to see this and I never see things like this. In 3D too! I think Avatar and Beowulf are the only other recent 3D movies I've seen. But I was bored and on my own on a rainy Saturday, so I went. I should point out that I spend many hours a week watching experimental films and art movies, but even so I was actually frightened about how long and boring it might get, especially after sitting though about fifteen identical trailers featuring fireballs and people punching each other and things going boom.

Anyway, I did enjoy it for the most part. It was utterly formulaic and the acting was very uneven (Son of Anarchy was hellaciously bad but Perlman and Elba were decent). But I did enjoy that the aliens and robots were very very very big, I mean that's the main sell, right? They were bigger than most robots and aliens by some way and can eat whole bridges and stand up in the middle of the ocean. So that was good. And the 3D was fun although the edges of the screen seemed out of focus which bothered me. I guess I missed the "easter egg" but I probably don't care. I told my wife she should go see it but I probably won't go with her.

People seemed very excited to see it so it is obviously a big deal and I also stood in line for an ice cream sandwich which was delicious. More art theaters and avant-garde screening spaces should serve those.

admrl, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

And that's my report on Pacific Rim 3D. 7/10

admrl, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

the shipping boat/bat metaphor was very powerful, though he kinda hits you over the head with it

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

**POSSIBLE SPOILER**

Also did they explain why the little aliens under the sea made the big aliens and why only in the Pacific? Did they want to colonize the earth's surface? It sort of seemed like they were almost in the earth's core, so couldn't they theoretically send their kaiju to any hemisphere they wanted?

admrl, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

Careful. You're going down a wormhole with this line of thought.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

*ABSOLUTE SPOILER DO NOT READ*

they were from a different planet and using a portal to transport kaiju to the earth. the portal was under the sea. i missed the first few minutes of the movie, but I assume that these portals are difficult to maintain (perhaps only one can be open at a time). anyway, the little aliens hoped to level the earth's cities, exterminate the inhabitants, and take over the planet. they originally did this in the dinosaur era (kaiju apparently killed the dinos), but they found the planet to be uninhabitable. global warming made the earth comfortable for the little aliens.

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

It sort of seemed like they were almost in the earth's core, so couldn't they theoretically send their kaiju to any hemisphere they wanted?

― admrl, Monday, July 15, 2013 12:24 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

they were in another dimension homie

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

was it really another dimension and not another planet?

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

Ah ok - yeah I totally missed the other dimension part. Now that makes total sense.

admrl, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

I guess I was just lost in some reverie when they explained all that

admrl, Monday, 15 July 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link

im pretty sure he says "another dimension" in the v/o but if they're on a planet a billion lightyears away its the same thing basically

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 15 July 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link

I liked this, but it felt like it was at least twelve hours long.

polyphonic, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link

I wish Charlie day played the main hero and Danny devito was his Japanese love interest/mindmeld robo copilot

Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link

im pretty sure he says "another dimension" in the v/o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

this was the first time i have ever seen a modern 3-D movie and :o

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

when Major Weeks-to-Live told Sergeant Dickhead they were partnering up i was like, hmm movie logic dictates that you don't stand a chance in hell

everything that you expect to happen happens, and it is awesome

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

i really liked the emotionally constipated australian father & son saying bye to each other. thats another thing that i dug

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 15 July 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

I didn't expect the after credit thing or I would have stuck around for the after credit thing

Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 July 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

i stayed around for the after credit thing purely because i was still in 3D OMG zone.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link

god people just watch the credits, you disgusting savages

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 15 July 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link

the "after the credits" thing wasn't even after the credits, it was after the main titles, which when did it start being a thing to put those at the end of the movie instead of the beginning?

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 15 July 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

you know how they always showed the jaegers getting dropped into the water?

where were they being dropped from?

how did they get back into base?

shouldn't there have been giant robot doors with robot doorknobs?

eris bueller (lukas), Monday, 15 July 2013 23:15 (ten years ago) link

they were dropped by fleets of helicopters i thought

haha you know what i thought was hilarious title/credits wise was how the title of the movie shows up what, 20 minutes into it?? like ohhhh shit this movie is going to be a fucking thick slice of movie if we're just now learning the TITLE of it.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link

I'm seeing this tonight, and looking at the times, at least for now it would take a ton of work not to see it in 3D. So I guess 3D it is. Apparently Del Toro, who did not originally want it to be 3D and only belatedly came around to post-conversion, insisted on some degree of control as to how 3D it would be, essentially. Like, I hear the 3D in this is pretty subtle, mostly. I'm more concerned about the stupid glasses dimming an already (literally) dim movie, but oh well.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 July 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link

it's the first time i've seen a 3D movie and it didn't seem "dim" at all.

i'm surprised that it was not originally planned as a 3D film because there are tons of visual details whose only reason for being seems to be that they look cool as fuck in 3D. i am TOTALLY sold on 3D for movies like this.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

saw it in 2d and it was dim and constantly raining.
Would have preferred it if they set it in the bright locales of jackass3d

Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 July 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link

it was raining until the end..... when the sun came out! cue helicopter fly-by! HOORAY!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link

can only imagine what morbius would think of this

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link

the "after the credits" thing wasn't even after the credits, it was after the main titles, which when did it start being a thing to put those at the end of the movie instead of the beginning?

I dunno. I'm starting to get weirded out when even the title of the movie shows up at the beginning anymore. (In Pacific Rim's case, it was because it showed up so ludicrously late -- 20 minutes on or so?)

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link

i loved that tbh. it was like "giant robots giant robots oh crap we still haven't shown the title here's the title okay more giant robots let's go"

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link

1) OK, that was totally awesome. I grew up watching creature double features on UHF, Godzilla movies left and right. I loved that stuff, and have sat through so many movies, from Cloverfield to the lame Godzilla remake, that could not get the simple formula of "giant monsters destroy stuff" right. Thankfully, the geek in Del Toro kept him in line, and he knocked it out of the park, repeatedly and loudly. I love that he got the scale and power absolutely down. Also, his attention to detail and occasional wit is so welcome.

2) I loved the brief preamble and the decision to just dive right in. It made it feel like the kickass sequel to a movie that was never made.

3) This movie felt more like a comic book movie than most comic book movies.

4) Whichever critic said Charlie Day was channeling Bobcat Goldthwait was OTM.

5) This may have been the loudest movie I’ve ever seen. Also, the way the dialogue was mixed, I could maybe understand every other line. But that was fine.

6) I am so glad I did not take my daughter, she would not have known what the fuck was going on.

7) At my screening, people were cheering like they were watching WWF.

8) Category 5 monster was a bit of a letdown.

9) 3-D was fine.

10) I doubt I’d ever want to see this again.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 02:49 (ten years ago) link

I grew up watching creature double features on UHF, Godzilla movies left and right. I loved that stuff, and have sat through so many movies, from Cloverfield to the lame Godzilla remake, that could not get the simple formula of "giant monsters destroy stuff" right.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, July 15, 2013

So very very OTM. Totally enjoyed this flick's very specific nods to those very specific failures (oh look these are kaiju skin parasites and they are completely nonthreatening! Behold this is an infant kaiju and it is pure comedy!

Dear studio exec: If people bought tickets to your giant monster movie, they're probably cool with not seeing a bunch of little monsters. There are other movies for that. L'il Mako sequence solved the "human-scale threat" puzzle quite elegantly.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

7) At my screening, people were cheering like they were watching WWF.

at a monday night screening? man

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link

Maybe they were just enthused by the A/C? There weren't, like, a million people there. Just a couple dozen. But some of them were into it.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link

this movie did not-so-good box office over the weekend. better see it quick.

you know people always get on the studios' case about making only sequels, prequels, spinoffs, and reboots... but when an "original" property (i put original in scare quotes only because this film is a proud mashup of some very specific sources) disappoints commercially like this--and that's been happening often enough this and the last few summers--you can't really blame them.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link

Honestly don't get why people would see Transformers and not this. Shitty toy nostalgia can't be that great, can it? Then again, name recognition means everything, I guess. See also:: Smurfs 2. Or don't.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link

Wow, beaten from Grown Ups 2. No surprise there, I guess. Though when my wife saw that trailer, she asked if it was a real movie, and then asked if there was a first Grown Ups.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link

Remember when sequels never made as much money as the originals?

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link

Then again, name recognition means everything, I guess.

that's precisely it! that's why big media corps hoard their intellectual property.

do you think most of the audience for "the lone ranger" has actually seen the TV show (or listened to an episode of the radio series)? absolutely not. but the title is a culture meme. just that bare aspect of name recognition means that disney poured tons of money into it as a likely follow-up to the pirates series (which also was based almost solely on a recognizable piece of IP).

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 03:47 (ten years ago) link

the writeup on deadline actually seemed kinda positive, apparently the box office anticipation before this was it looked like another flop and it outperformed expectations. next weekend will show if it tapped out its audience this weekend or if word of mouth can sustain. overseas markets probably made this almost failure proof anyway, i could almost imagine the american market not even being thought of as the primary market for a movie like this. found grown ups just astoundingly abysmal (fantastic soundtrack though), was wondering if sandler's string of flops would continue, maybe the flops prompted the sequel? this is the first sequel he's done right? caught a few minutes of zohan over the weekend, the existence of that movie just gets weirder w/ time. i wonder what mordy thinks of it.

balls, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link

Seems to me the marketing (non)strategy for this movie kind of doomed it from the get-go. It's got a generic and faintly misleading title, ridickerus smashy-bashy advertisements that sell neither the f/x nor the story, and a list of (sorry, but) B-list TV actors. I love Idris Elba and Ron Perlman nigh as much as the next fella, but I don't think either of 'em are box office draws to the lumpenpeople. I think a 'now, in theatres' Godzilla ARRRRRRR!" over-the-top schlock campaign would have put more asses in chairs than all the semi-serious 'Now... Heroes.... Mankind... Great Threats... de facto ads.

(Also, at what point is it going to be acknowledged that flashing 30-frame long images from the film does little more than induce epilepsy?)

®€ℳ¥ (soda), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link

well overseas market can ensure that it will make money but generally films that gross below expectations domestically don't become "tentpoles" (trust me i hate that word). but you're right we'll see if word of mouth increases its BO take next week.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link

xpost

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link

that brand recognition trap is kinda highlighted by the lone ranger. everyone's heard of it but really that's all, it's like the shadow or the phantom or john carter it's not like superman or star trek or star wars. those kind of properties are really pretty scarce (which is why we're getting more star wars movies and why sony or whoever will never stop making x-men and spiderman movies), you can introduce lesser known characters but they have to come in as part of the same universe, they have to stand on those shoulders. curious if green lantern was a case of a character being too ill-defined for the mass market or if it was just the movie was awful (i haven't seen it) or if neither would've mattered if there had been an after credits scene in the dark knight where batman and green lantern play guitar hero or whatever.

balls, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link

green lantern probably combo of not really being a well-known character (relative to you-know-whats), movie being shitty, and... does ryan reynolds open movies?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link

Tied into the lack of brand recognition, I feel like this movie would've been helped a lot in the box-office just by having a flashier name. No 13yo boy knows what the hell "pacific rim" is a reference to, and that's the market they need to target, particularly with a dumb giant robot movie.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 05:09 (ten years ago) link

I'm in the middle of reading Lynda Obst's new book and she claims that The Biz is all about intellectual property right now. No matter how forgotten the character or story is, do a quick fixer-upper, add 3D and "a grittier journey though a beloved whateverthefuckitis" to taste, and pray that it's broad enough to play in all international markets.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 06:54 (ten years ago) link

Lone Ranger is this year's Dark Shadows

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 06:57 (ten years ago) link

No 13yo boy knows what the hell "pacific rim" is a reference to, and that's the market they need to target, particularly with a dumb giant robot movie.

Is a 13 year old boy even going to care that this movie is in the theater? The marketing for this feels completely off somehow... and extremely generic. I know for a fact that if Guillermo del Toro asked the Internet "hey Internet, could you redesign the Pacific Rim marketing posters/trailers into something more exciting and, well, cooler?" he get something far better.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 07:11 (ten years ago) link

Talk of that whole IP thing from Deadline Hollywood...

Few tentpoles this summer and even this year have prompted more uninformed box office forecasting and just amateurish speculation (but not on Deadline) than the mecha anime inspired Pacific Rim. Headlines like “It’ll tank!” or “It’ll triumph!” sometimes within 24 hours of one another, ignored the fact that tracking is unreliable. And it sure has been this May, June, and July. One reason for the extra attention on Pacific Rim is that it cost an expensive $180M-$220M due to its Industrial Light & Magic CGI. And also because it was fully developed and produced and majority financed by Legendary (with Warner Bros minority financing as well as distributing and marketing) without stars from a home-grown IP. That has focused all eyes on Legendary’s Thomas Tull, screenwriter Travis Beacham (who had the idea for the film), and co-scribe/director Guillermo del Toro. Tracking initially lagged but then domestic interest in Pacific Rim climbed once the full impact of Sue Kroll’s marketing campaign hit the market. But I fear it was front-loaded with scifi fanboys and failed to widen. It also seemed too derivative of Transformers, Godzilla, and, well, everything else audiences have seen before. While a major studio might be disappointed with Pacific Rim‘s domestic gross, mega-financier Tull has the luxury of mining this marginal outcome into a franchise – especially depending on how foreign performs.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 07:12 (ten years ago) link

But I did enjoy that the aliens and robots were very very very big, I mean that's the main sell, right?

yeah i did enjoy how freaking huge they seemed!

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 08:43 (ten years ago) link

And the rocket elbow

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 08:51 (ten years ago) link

They were big, amirite? That's something none of us are likely to forget. At least until someone makes bigger ones.

admrl, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 08:51 (ten years ago) link

Agree with post up thread that category 5 Kaiju was a bit of a letdown.

admrl, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 08:53 (ten years ago) link

Hopefully the sequel will be set in the English Channel, would be rad.

admrl, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 08:55 (ten years ago) link

i could almost imagine the american market not even being thought of as the primary market for a movie like this

i had this thought several times during the movie. like, mako's english was so bad that it was almost unintelligible, but if your primary audience is seeing it dubbed anyway, who gives a shit? i don't know much about anime but the characters felt like straight rips from something like ghost in the shell.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 09:47 (ten years ago) link

and i have to say, i really enjoyed that feeling, odd as it was. it felt like seeing an asian movie, except that the whole thing was in english. weird!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 09:48 (ten years ago) link

There were lots of subtitles!

I read some interesting stuff from Del Toro, like how he made a point of not making Mako some sexy Asian fetish object, or how he made sure to stress that cities are generally emptied before the monsters attack, so that the battles could be (in his words) "remorseless." Obviously the death toll is implicit, but he managed a movie without people getting stepped on our squashed.

Great graph from the wiki:

Del Toro, a self-described pacifist, avoided what he termed "car commercial aesthetics" or "army recruitment video aesthetics", and gave the characters Western ranks including "marshal" and "ranger" rather than military ranks such as "captain", "major" or "general". The director stated: "I avoided making any kind of message that says war is good. We have enough firepower in the world."[14] Del Toro wanted to break from the mass death and destruction featured in contemporary blockbuster films, and made a point of showing the streets and buildings being evacuated before Kaiju attacks, ensuring that the destruction depicted is "completely remorseless". The director stated: "I don't want people being crushed. I want the joy that I used to get seeing Godzilla toss a tank without having to think there are guys in the tank... "What I think is you could do nothing but echo the moment you're in. There is a global anxiety about how fragile the status quo is and the safety of citizens, but in my mind—honestly—this film is in another realm. There is no correlation to the real world. There is no fear of a copycat Kaiju attack because a Kaiju saw it on the news and said, I'm going to destroy Seattle. In my case, I'm picking up a tradition. One that started right after World War II and was a coping mechanism, in a way, for Japan to heal the wounds of that war. And it's integral for a Kaiju to rampage in the city."

Maybe this explains any relative underperformance? His sensitivity and distaste for wanton death turned off the sadists?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link

Americans smelled that communist propaganda miles away.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

i noticed that. apart from the absolutely fucking TERRIFYING creatures this would be a good kids' movie because everybody's safely out of the way.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

Except for the one absolutely terrifying scene with a kid in danger!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

a childhood without nightmares is a childhood unlived

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link

is mako the only female character in the movie, except for the preggo beastie?

®€ℳ¥ (soda), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link

i think so, except for extras in crowd scenes

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i don't mean this wouldn't be scary for kids but that nobody gets really obviously killed apart from ron perlman (and even then, eh?), i.e. you might expect to see bodies getting ripped apart or whatever but there is none of that.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

No, one of the Russian (?) pilots is female.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

I thought there was a female on the Russian Jaeger team (non speaking role - just glared)

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link

Pretty sure there was a Russian.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link

Also, at least one of the monsters was possibly female.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link

The Russian monster, I think.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link

Did female monsters chat to each other about something other than a male monster

ledge, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

oh yeah, forgot about the russian. she was almost non-present in the film though.

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

Seems to me the marketing (non)strategy for this movie kind of doomed it from the get-go. It's got a generic and faintly misleading title, ridickerus smashy-bashy advertisements that sell neither the f/x nor the story, and a list of (sorry, but) B-list TV actors. I love Idris Elba and Ron Perlman nigh as much as the next fella, but I don't think either of 'em are box office draws to the lumpenpeople. I think a 'now, in theatres' Godzilla ARRRRRRR!" over-the-top schlock campaign would have put more asses in chairs than all the semi-serious 'Now... Heroes.... Mankind... Great Threats... de facto ads.

(Also, at what point is it going to be acknowledged that flashing 30-frame long images from the film does little more than induce epilepsy?)

― ®€ℳ¥ (soda), Tuesday, July 16, 2013 12:03 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

the advertising's been terrible. just random carnage set to dubstep.

No 13yo boy knows what the hell "pacific rim" is a reference to, and that's the market they need to target, particularly with a dumb giant robot movie.

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:09 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

getting 13 y/o boys excited for this isnt the problem. its getting anyone else to go, which you need to do on this kind of budget

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 14:04 (ten years ago) link

if this movie had Ryan Reynolds in the lead i would have wished for someone better but this movie weirdly got me to acknowledge Ryan Reynolds could have done a better job.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

Actress who played mako is eerily the same amount of bland as soylent-reynolds
I wonder if it was a deliberate choice?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link

yeah, leads made large parts of it feel like starship troopers with all the satire removed

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

fwiw, Rinko Kikuchi was nominated for Best Supporting Actress for "Babel," and for many was the only good thing about that movie.

Other dude, from Sons of Anarchy? Frankly, I'd rather they spend the money on the FX than on some actor hidden in a suit half the movie. Like (lol) Ryan Reynolds, of all people, would have made a difference. Maybe a bigger name than Idris, perhaps, but he was great in this.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

maybe they were thinking the blander the leads are, the better kids can project themselves in the role
I'm fairly sure they could have gotten more interesting and dynamic leads for less money

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

Ha, I can't believe you think a more dynamic actor would have made a difference in a movie where the leads spend most of the time strapped in building sized robot fighting building sized monsters. A more dynamic lead would have meant more scenes of talking and yelling and less robots/monsters, which would mean adding, dunno, 15 minutes to a movie? A movie that, ironically, Del Toro I believe has said already had more lines of dialogue than anything else he's done.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

Disagree -- Ron Perelman was only onscreen for like 3 minutes

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link

i was not as swept away by the characters and non-robot stuff as i hoped i'd be

also the robot-kaiju fights and stuff were a little hard to understand, shades of transformers

really loved the first 30 minutes tho

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

SPOILER

i think my favorite shot was mako's finger poised over the Sword button

eris bueller (lukas), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

yeah the sword was dope

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

My eyes teared up from pure joy at that sword scene, especially from her dramatic line of dialogue in Japanese uttered right before the killing thrust.

It was so fucking perfect and my favorite part of the entire film.

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

I also enjoyed the shot ripped straight from Godzilla of the abandoned truck on the roadway getting flattened by a scaly foot coming in from out of frame.

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link

this definitely peaked when the monster sprouted wings, flew into the upper atmosphere and then was decapitated in slo-mo while rinko kikuchi screamed THIS IS FOR MY FAMILY in japanese. i didnt need any more movie after that

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link

Also, this film hasn't opened yet in China & Japan, right? Lets see what it does there.

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link

did the sword come from the spine? it looked like it was self-assembling from the spine bolts.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link

xp yeah the godzilla foot was sick

i can't get over how freaking big everything looked, it was probably the best use of the 3d format i've seen yet.

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

Lots of X-COM in the film, too, from the varying backer countries pulling out of funding the international team of high tech monster killers to the science dudes freaking out over kaiju tissue and organs brought back from the skirmishes. and the psionic links giving a hint as to how to finally beat them.

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link

imax 3d i should say

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link

haha yeah, xcom!

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link

This is actually a flick I want to see again but in IMAX 3D

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link

Movie did have the modern genre blockbuster issue of the lead Anglo bro with blond/brown hair who's pretty bland and less interesting that all the other characters

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

re: the bigness -- it seems like they deliberately put the "camera" so close to the action so that the monsters and robots seem big, because they can't fit in the frame, but it was really disorienting. the rain didn't help as well.

all i want is a brightly-lit no-cut robot/monster battle dammit!

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

Can we all just breathe a fucking sigh of relief that Idris Elba was cast instead of Tom Cruise as originally planned

Simon H., Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link

yes

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

"two things"

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

that look he gives before he says that communicated it way better than actually saying it.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link

yeah the look was intense, i would have peed my pants if that was me

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link

a more dynamic lead would have peed his pants.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

cocky mccockface

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

whoops i meant mccockyface

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

Did anyone else stay long enough to see the Thank Yous and dedication?

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

yes. wierdest moment of the evening was the fatbeard 3 rows back mansplaining harryhausen/honda two the two women who'd stayed with him til the end: "I have no idea who those guys are."

o_0

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link

"TO the two women" obv

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

Can we all just breathe a fucking sigh of relief that Idris Elba was cast instead of Tom Cruise as originally planned

― Simon H., Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:50 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark

smh cruise would've rocked it

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

I dunno; Tom Cruise in the Tom Skerrit role woulda been weird

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link

Tom Cruise could have been the Aussie dad. They could have made him the big cameo, like you only ever saw him in the suit, then on a final mission he takes off his helmet and offers the "I love you son" stuff.

Actually, tbh, Tom Cruise has repeatedly shown himself a good supporting team player, given the right project.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

tom cruise emotionally closest to charlie day role

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

Cruise should have played the category 5 monster.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

He should've played San Francisco.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link

Or a leader of a Kaiju cult.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link

Kai Juise

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

^ worth waiting for

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link

this was awesome!

loved the colours and the lights. and the action scenes were terrific.

as adam said ya the monsters and stuff in this were BIG, but more than that, they were shot so that they FELT big.

the sword was hilarious—it was such a boner.

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

but ya honestly, anyone who complains that this was "dumb" is acting dumb

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

chainboner

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

the blonde star dude was pretty bad (god, there are just NO decent young male action-type actors out there, are they, and there havent been for a while—remember when josh hartnett was in everything? this generation really, really needs a harrison ford or kurt russell) but everyone else was fine.

there were enough emotional beats there, and they worked, complaining about the "emotional core" of this movie while still fucking talking about avatar, jesus christ contenderizer

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

Landry from Friday night lights would make for decent Nu-kurtrussell

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

¯\(°_°)/¯

i yam wot i yam. my catch-all reference points for spectacle-driven sci-fi are star wars, the matrix and avatar (which, yeah, i dug).

this was super fucking cool during the giant robot & monster bits, but otherwise i was often kinda bored.

since i didn't mention it before, the 3D in this was the best i've ever seen, and by a long shot. no distracting blurriness, smooth even during the action scenes, clear and bright all the way through. technology seems to have improved dramatically in the last year or two.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

i was actually quite amazed how diverted i was during the non-battle scenes!

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

this is also far and away guillermo del toro's best movie btw

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

Is the 3d brightness amped up? The 2d I saw was a bit murky but I thought it was all the scenes being rainy nighttime

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link

i didnt notice any brightness issues

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link

this is also far and away guillermo del toro's best movie btw

i broke my brain trying to get it around this sentence

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

I have so many to see yet. But it's def better than Pan's Labyrinth.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

none of his movies are really that good, despite all the things about them that make you (and me) want to like them

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link

until this movie i always thought he had more taste than talent. but he did a great job here.

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link

love pan's labyrinth. and the devil's backbone and most of hellboy 2.

prefer all three to pacific rim, though hellboy 2 is awfully inconsistent and the other two push the sadism a bit far for my delicate sensibilities.

dunno that he's ever made a "perfect film", but backbone comes close.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

Backbone, which I haven't seen, is going to be the litmus test that tells me whether I love Pacific Rim because I love Del Toro, or because I hate him and it's anachronistic of his work.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

backbone is definitely one of his best, i wasnt thinking of that one, but yeah

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

When your competition is transformers, that crap Hugh jackman movie, and robot jox, this is gonna be best giant robot movie till Wes Anderson decides to do moonrise gundam or something

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

you better not be shit talking robot jox.

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link

Backbone could not be any more different from this.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

In terms of "nu action stars" I find it weird that Taylor Kitsch got TWO shots at being that and all Josh Holloway got was a tiny cameo in the last Mission: Impossible movie.

Simon H., Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

this is gonna be best giant robot movie till Wes Anderson decides to do moonrise gundam or something

*shudders*

latebloomer, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

moonrise gundam

ahhhhhhhhhhhHHHH

eris bueller (lukas), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link

this was super fucking cool during the giant robot & monster bits, but otherwise i was often kinda bored

so you were bored like 10% of the time? pretty good goin

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link

pretty good groin

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

i mean dude the entire movie was giant robots and monsters! it was CHOCK A BLOCK. what little wasn't was 1) abs and 2) blood dripping ominously out of noses

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

at least 5% trembling shyly at the door

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

it's not just this movie but we don't get to see the monsters and robots in a steady and clear enough way to get a sense of what they look like other than "big"
i'm trying to draw them from memory and the only thing i can really remember visually is the red chinese robot had three arms somehow. and one of the last monsters had batwings that were somehow hidden until then.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

that was a great thing about this movie's visual approach, and the main reason they SEEMED so big!

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

i mean, we finally get to the point where people have an idea how to film this stuff subjectively, and how much more exciting that is, and people are complaining about it? next thing you're going to be upset that there's no establishing shots of the white house

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

btw a really excellent thing about the way this movie was constructed was blowing through all the origin stuff in the first 10 minutes

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

i thought the movie did kinda drop the ball on the monsters. physically indistinct and with no personalities. my favorite (crab monster) didnt get enough screen time

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

i loved the way they looked and how their mouths glowed blue

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link

i didn't really need much more than the movie gave me in that regard.

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link

my stomach kind of dropped at the "they have the SAME DNA!" line and i couldn't figure out why until i remembered that somebody said almost exactly the same thing in prometheus (but it was about the aliens in that movie and us)

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link

I wished it was a wee bit shorter

thought the first 10 mins were going to be a harbinger of tightness to come, alas

auscozeichnet (cozen), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

Gipsy danger was pretty memorable and you saw it a lot. Had a big energy circle, hands that became plasma cannons, a sword, etc. the Chinese robot had multiple arms with blades. Russian robot had square green head. It was all pretty memorable.

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

loved the russian one and the russian dudes, was sad we didnt get to see them do their thing a bit more

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

the robots were better done as far as having distinct silhouettes and having some character to the designs, though the way they were stylized wasnt really to my taste

definitely could've used some more of the russians

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

"we finally get to the point where people have an idea how to film this stuff subjectively"
the opening shot of star wars managed to communicate both size and an iconic shape in a pretty neat way that wasn't constantly disorienting, so it seems like the only thing we've figured out between then and now is how to bring people to the edge of nausea.

re: main robot, where did the sword come from? the whole fist bumping foreshadowing had me thinking they would form blazing sword voltron style but that didn't happen and it jumped too quickly for me to see.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

the "analog vs. digital" dialog line still shitty.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

i didnt QUITE get was going on in the end, like, who was supposed to blow up the thing or not, or how they could get back through the hole without the dead monster, or why they just floated up out of there... i was pretty sure that all of them were going to get killed and thought that was pretty cool

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

the "analog vs. digital" dialog line still shitty.

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, July 17, 2013 2:44 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark

that reminded me of BSG reboot pilot

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, that line caused me to burst out laughing.

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link

was it just them or did every robot have the analog treadmill/stilt things going on?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

Guys. Maybe it had to do with the mind meld equipment or something. One could envision a tricky bit of neural circuitry that could be analog vs digital with a learning curve for either.

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

its pretty obvious that that one was powered by vinyl records

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link

They are moving magnets through solenoid when they move their feet in gipsy danger. It's nuanced.

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

The kids with their digital jaegers don't know what they're missing

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

i agree that the monsters were sort of lumpy and shapeless

otoh they were freaking scary

the late great, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link

was really hoping for charlie day and sherlock von neumann to pilot a monster using their monster helmet.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link

also in missed opportunities, none of the robots combined to form super-idris.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link

i loved the way they looked and how their mouths glowed blue

that bit was very Attack the Block i thought!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link

yeah, analog/digital line was deliciously awful, just a little cherry of perfect stupidity (NB: i thought the heavy russian unit was the oldest? shouldn't it have been the analog one?)

was i the only one who, when Marshall Weeks-to-Live chooses Corporal Dickhead as his neural sidekick, was like "well that jaeger's DEFINITELY going down"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link

if they didn't want to telegraph that, he should have brought the dog with him and said "FUCK YOU DAD, I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVAAA"

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link

yeah what happened to that fucking dog?? did he yip at the end when everybody back at MIssion Control cheered? he must have.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link

They should have hooked the dog up to his brain, and had the two drift and go feral-robot on a monster.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link

I loved it when Idris solemnly asked "would you rather die here...or IN A JAEGER???"

Chantal Anchorman (admrl), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link

Moves Like Jaeger.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link

Movies Like Jaeger.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, May 24, 2012 1:43 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Keep up, Josh in Chicago!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link

But my response was in IMAX 3D. Were you wearing your glasses?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

none of the robots combined to form super-idris.

sequel

eris bueller (lukas), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

I loved it when Idris solemnly asked "would you rather die here...or IN A JAEGER???"

― Chantal Anchorman (admrl), Wednesday, July 17, 2013 4:00 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

idris killed it in this tbh

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

was i the only one who, when Marshall Weeks-to-Live chooses Corporal Dickhead as his neural sidekick, was like "well that jaeger's DEFINITELY going down"

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, July 17, 2013 3:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i bet you that both the oldies were originally going to be in that one but then someone realized that having two tough father figures die at the same time would just be too repetitive

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link

digital/analog went so far beyond preposterous it got me over the hump to full suspension of disbelief. like just "that's my story and i'm sticking to it now do you want to see this or not?"

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

and i'm all like, yes show me this:

http://aracaud.free.fr/godz8p12.jpg

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

totally!!

xpost

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

the boat was so fucking dope

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

also can't believe nobody's mentioned the executive desk toy yet, come on people, that is surely one of the greatest action movie sight gags in the history of cinema

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

it was about as good as the 'days since accident' gag in man of steel

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

the boat bothered me because it should've buckled under its own weight when they were swinging it around

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/alTcn1G.jpg

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

it was a pred ship, my man.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

also can't believe nobody's mentioned the executive desk toy yet, come on people, that is surely one of the greatest action movie sight gags in the history of cinema

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, July 17, 2013 5:05 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was about as good as the 'days since accident' gag in man of steel

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, July 17, 2013 5:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

both of these were very spielbergy (in a great way)

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

what about "long and hard and full of sea-men" don't you understand

xposts

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

Iirc, Del Toro made sure the sea-men had already been evacuated.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

I guess that's why there was so much feces

polyphonic, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

thread has gone into a dark place

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

Those feces run a good price

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

thread has gone into a dark place

Take off the glasses.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link

Is that a '3d movies are dim' joke?

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

Or a 'contendo dresses like blues brother' joke?

SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

the boat was so fucking dope

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, July 17, 2013 2:05 PM (2 hours ago)

hell yeah. even though i'd seen it a bunch of times in the ads, the low-angle shot of gipsy danger swaggering up the street with that huge-ass boat in tow like a baseball bat -- that was my favorite moment in the film. wanted to cheer. did not because how my momma raised me.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 18 July 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link

i dress like i work in a game store

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 18 July 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link

I totally cheered when the boat came into play. Did a couple other times, too. Couldn't really help myself.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 18 July 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link

i'm just gonna post the Chicago Reader's capsule review of this, so we can marvel at the forehead-slapping idiocy of the last sentence. y'all ready?:

Pacific Rim
2013 | 131 minutes | Rated PG-13
Another marathon of cacophony and cliché, this Warner Bros. release updates Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla with its tale of earth being continuously attacked by giant sea monsters and defended only by giant, human-controlled robots that excel in hand-to-hand combat. Guillermo del Toro directed the haunting Pan's Labyrinth (2006) and highly amusing Hellboy (2004), but here his nicely eccentric characters—Burn Gorman and Charlie Day as crazed scientists, Ron Perlman as an outsize western hustler who calls himself Hannibal Chau—are swallowed up by the deafening monster mash. Rinko Kikuchi and Charlie Hunnam hold down the bland East-West romance, calculated to increase the movie’s third-world commerciality.
By J.R. Jones

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 19 July 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link

kind think the quick equation of "asian" with "third-world" is straight-up racist. at best it's a level of ignorance i couldn't previously imagine ascribing to a respected film critic. or any type of journalist.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 19 July 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link

The attacks aren't continuous. They are discrete to the point that they have a clock.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

btw what's up with terraforming expansionist aliens as the villains du jour?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 19 July 2013 04:24 (ten years ago) link

Global warming

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link

That was actually the plot line of The Arrival - aliens have arrived, but the temperature of the Earth is too cool therefore...

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 19 July 2013 05:06 (ten years ago) link

seeing this monday on real IMAX (not fake small IMAX) and actually surprised at how excited i am.

ryan, Friday, 19 July 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link

I was kinda excited by this before it was released and went to see it on opening day (haven't done that in a while !).
not a great movie or anything (many action movie/sci fi clichés, pathos etc).
but as someone who loved mechas as a kid (a looong time ago...), it was very regressively cool.
so much better than transformers (just seen the first movie) it's not even in the same league.
if I had seen this as a kid I would have gone crazy !
loved how the jaegers seemed so massive and powerful. especially in the sea.
the chinese and russian ones got destroyed a bit tooo easily, though.
Idris was almost as cool as the jaegers.

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

the chinese and russian ones got destroyed a bit tooo easily, though.

especially for a movie supposedly designed to play to international audiences

eris bueller (lukas), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

it's good that the main part of the action takes place in HK instead of in the US like 99% of this kind of movies.

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

the chinese and russian ones got destroyed a bit tooo easily, though.

I think it was elided over that the monsters were evolving/adapting to do better against the robots? Like, the one monster that went straight for the humans in the robot head? How did they figure that out?

Also, when Charlie Day mind-melded with the monster? Why did that monster later try to dig him out of his shelter? What did they want with him?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

to put him in a talent show on their world where each competitor comes from a different planet they've destroyed and the losers are fed to the children, obv

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

i am really a total sucker for Star Trek-style "let's come together as one and trade garden-variety racism for hatred of the real Other - non-humans"

also yay One World Government, Mark of the Beast etc

eris bueller (lukas), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

the idea that the kaijus adapt is OK but how can the two kaijus destroy the super cool chinese with 3 arms and the russian jaegers in like 5min and then have their ass kicked by the single old gypsy !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link

analog = warmer and punchier

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

ahah.
also why didn't the kaiju finish the aussie jaeger once it was deactivated ?

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

No thrill

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link

the idea that the kaijus adapt is OK but how can the two kaijus destroy the super cool chinese with 3 arms and the russian jaegers in like 5min and then have their ass kicked by the single old gypsy !
― AlXTC from Paris, Friday, July 19, 2013

this post has convinced me pacific rim is worth seeing

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

The WWII Air Force nods were cute: pilots in bomber jackets, Idris Elba's non-country specific USAF/RAF officer's uniform, bomber nose art & enemy kills on the Jaegers

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

Also, the controller with the manga pompadour having a rosary wrapped around his left hand during encounters that was never remarked upon or drawn particular attention to was a nice touch.

Also, I wish more western reviewers caught the fact that the Gipsy jaeger holds(and swings) the tanker ship like a katana, not a baseball bat. This pays off the early set-up of their staff fighting scene. Mako's style is kendo; she holds and sheathes her staff like a side-slung katana after each round, and Charlie switches styles to match her from the kung fu(southern?) he fought the Chinese triplets with.

It was the little touches I liked so much about this film. More training sequences would have been great and help better develop the characters, or give them something of an arc, at least.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

There's at least five flicks opening locally that I want to see this weekend(from the Big Star docu to An American Werewolf in London) but the drive to hit this movie again(only on a bigger screen) is so damn strong.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

arc shmarc

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

Also, the Russian jaeger totally busts out an elbow drop during its scene.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

good catches, kingfish. I need to see this again.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

Also, I wish more western reviewers caught the fact that the Gipsy jaeger holds(and swings) the tanker ship like a katana, not a baseball bat. This pays off the early set-up of their staff fighting scene. Mako's style is kendo; she holds and sheathes her staff like a side-slung katana after each round, and Charlie switches styles to match her from the kung fu(southern?) he fought the Chinese triplets with.

― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, July 19, 2013

Great post. This was really clear in context and a very elegant character beat. As a reader I'd sort of just been mentally bracketing the error and moving along but that's too low a standard: If a professional writer on visual media missed this, I don't trust their eye; and if a pub felt the need to dumb this movie down I don't trust its taste.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 July 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

I'm in 2 minds about the film. thought it could have been better, more intelligent etc.
& that the guy that I later found out was Idris Elba had me wondering if he was a sports star rather thahn an actor since he seemed a bit wooden and to me at least very reminiscent of Vinnie Jones. Just not convinced by him in the film much at all.
Also the 2 scientists who were presumably in for light relief, not very convinced by the brit geek.
Some roamntic cliches if taht isn't too much of a spoiler, but that has probably been said above anyway, haven't read the thread right through.
& bits of the end seem to be a bit tacked on. But if it went the way I thought it probably should it would be a bit of a downer. But somebody was talking about happy endings being apparently stuck on US films about 25 years back so I guess that's nothing new.
Does look great though. Nearly psychedelic in some of the kaiju encounters so must be interesting in 3D.

Stevolende, Friday, 19 July 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link

Nothing in the film suggests that anything other than a happy ending(high body count tho it had) was ever in the cards. The film is refreshingly optimistic and non-cynical; the whole production is shot thru with a sense of exhiberant joy. I mean, fuck, the best fight scene in the film _escalates_ when it could have ended, having the Kaiju sprout full-on dragon/Rodan wings.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 19 July 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

All the trailers before this reminded me of something the RedLetterMedia guys mentioned during their Lone Ranger vid; that most modern blockbusters are an assault of quick action shots and noise making you feel nothing. Every single trailer(even for films I actually want to see, like Gravity) was cut to the exact same rhythms. Stack six or seven together and it's like hearing nothing but blast beats for an hour; you're numb to the onslaught by then.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

bits of the end seem to be a bit tacked on. But if it went the way I thought it probably should it would be a bit of a downer. But somebody was talking about happy endings being apparently stuck on US films about 25 years back so I guess that's nothing new.

― Stevolende, Friday, July 19, 2013

SPOILER ALERT

http://www.digital-polyphony.com/the-player-1992-bruce-willis-julia-roberts-pic-4.jpg

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

If a professional writer on visual media missed this, I don't trust their eye; and if a pub felt the need to dumb this movie down I don't trust its taste.

― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, July 19, 2013 11:18 AM (1 hour ago)

as as non-professional non-writer who described gipsy dragging the boat "like a baseball bat" itt, i got no regrets

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Friday, 19 July 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

thread is spontaneous and unedited. regret nothing!

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 July 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

i grew up watching Godzilla movies, as many as i could find on the VHS shelves at Target, so im hoping this brings back some pleasant feelings.

ryan, Friday, 19 July 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

The baseball bat is mentioned by like every online reviewer dude I've read. I mean, tbf, it's a more recognizable weapon and attack stance to us than a katana. But I'm pedantic about martial arts stuff, and since we already were shown how both pilots know kendo, I think the scene connects to that more.

Also, to be hella pedantic and way into non-essential details, I know little about japanese swordfightjng other than what an overconsumption of movies, anime, and video games has taught me. The jaeger holds the ship vertically and swings down and across like you wanna chop diagonally thru a dude. A baseball/cricket bat is both held and swung differently.

Again, much like with the LotR movies, the attention to little detail both shows how much the creative teams genuinely cared about what they were working on and poured their souls into. I just wish the screenplay had that level of perfection.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 19 July 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

I appreciate these details as I definitely missed them. However, I'd note that a baseball bat can be swung in many ways when used as a weapon.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link

there was probably great care taken in developing the 3-armed robot, but because of the way it was shown, I can't remember exactly how there happen to be 3 arms.
is one of the arms attached to the armpit of the other? does it come out of the shoulder?
http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/gallery/d/35776-9/P5108631.jpg

Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 July 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

stupidity moments:
- the BSG-reboot 'gipsy danger is analog' thing -- if it is so analog and able to survive once an EMP has knocked the connection w/ main control out, then how was it that Control was able to shut down GD's plasma cannon during Mako's flashback-meltdown? (i can see how this could be handwaved but still)
- did they GENUINELY imply that the kaiju were the dinosaurs, did that actually happen (i chose to hear this as 'the kaiju were responsible for the dinosaurs' extinction' but my brother heard it as 'the kaiju were the dinosaurs', this cannot be possible, dinosaurs had feathers for heaven's sake)

also, given the film's set in HK it would have been nice to have the Chinese pilots get some lines. (apart from the girl in the shelter, are there any Chinese speaking roles?)

ALL THAT SAID i love this movie and I am v v v close to going to see it for a third time. also i choose to believe that mako and raleigh are not ~in love~ because i feel like they should just be mind-melded bros forever.

whateverface (c sharp major), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i thought they suggested that dinosaurs were beta kaiju

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link

1. communication does not have to be digital. there is analog radio. (who knows what the digital vs. analog referred to anyway).
2. kaiju definitely killed the dinosaurs. kaiju were not the dinosaurs.
3. at least the TRUE LOVE in their mind meld was not the only force strong enough to destroy the portal or some corny shit like that.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

I just saw this and I've only got 1 thing to say: so so glad there was no kissing at the end.

― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Saturday, July 13, 2013 2:40 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

c# and LL OTM

eris bueller (lukas), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

I thought they said that the kaiju killed the dinosaurs b/c aliens were like 'hey, cool earth I could see myself here. hang my bob marley legend poster right here, etc.' but the climate was wrong, so they returned after global warming related climate change.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link

or was the implication that the dinosaurs were kaiju, sent to clear the earth of whatever might be found, and then disaster fucked earth up, and they had to wait?

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link

I hope not b/c kaiju do not look like dinosaurs. And if the sole purpose of kaiju is to raze structures and eradicate life, the herbivore and small dinosaurs seem useless as kaiju.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link

"Kaiju killed the dinosaurs" definitely what was being argued in the movie

Simon H., Friday, 19 July 2013 23:27 (ten years ago) link

well that's a relief

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:28 (ten years ago) link

1. not communication! the point of "analog" as i understood it was that gipsy danger has a twin nuclear core, is self-powering, so could not be knocked out by EMP and did not need to rely on control --- but if she's so self-powering then how were they able to turn her cannon off from outside?
2. kaiju so big they had 2 brains "like the dinosaurs" was also a thing a person said, i still refuse the they-were-the-dinos interpretation because it is unthinkably awful
3. true love is grossssss

whateverface (c sharp major), Friday, 19 July 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link

The first time I assumed I missed a detail that made the analog/digital thing make sense. The second time I paid close attention, then decided it makes no sense and is basically a joke.

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

Could also be that Gipsy Danger was retrofitted with newer/different tech as parts were scavenged from other broken jaegers.

I need to see this again, but I understood it as "aliens killed the dinosaurs" and not "aliens killed the dinosaurs using kaiju" and that the kaiju were a new type of weapon/harbinger. The Lovecraft stan in me loved the plot of monsters coming through higher-dimensional rift, underworld cult that worships them, etc.

Would have loved it if this could have passed the Bechdel Test.

Haven't nerded out so primally on a movie in awhile.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link

Also, WTF is the base called the SHATTERDOME? I'm not complaining at all - I just can't shake the picture I have of a high-level meeting of the Pacific Army...

"Guys, we've got funding to build our base but we need a catchy name for it to rally the world. I need some suggestions..."
"PacComJag"
"Jägerhaus"
"The Chet Holyfield Memorial Jaeger Pen"
there's a short pause until Stacker Pentecost intones "THE SHATTERDOME"

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link

I will be married in the shatterdome

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 July 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link

yeah what happened to that fucking dog?? did he yip at the end when everybody back at MIssion Control cheered? he must
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, July 17, 2013 7:53 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he yipped

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 July 2013 05:53 (ten years ago) link

i was watching for the dog

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 July 2013 05:53 (ten years ago) link

2. kaiju so big they had 2 brains "like the dinosaurs" was also a thing a person said, i still refuse the they-were-the-dinos interpretation because it is unthinkably awful

lol otm

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 July 2013 05:55 (ten years ago) link

i feel like the writers brains were especially turned off during battle scenes

like thats when the worst one liners came out

also

'1) don't ever touch me again 2) don't ever touch me again' got a cheer in my theater

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 July 2013 05:56 (ten years ago) link

I woulda tooched him

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 July 2013 06:06 (ten years ago) link

"Would have loved it if this could have passed the Bechdel Test."

kaiju represented onscreen were likely all female but unfortunately all their discussions were about guyju.

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 20 July 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

oh, other stupid thing: how are kaiju even mammalian, what is going on there

whateverface (c sharp major), Saturday, 20 July 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

there are fish who give birth to live fish

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 July 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

and kaiju aren't even real

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 July 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

*looks around nervously*

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 July 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

Went today, took the kids. GF and I enjoyed it a lot. It was a little long and loud for the kids, but they got fully engaged in the action parts. And when we came home the youngest promptly started stomping around the house fighting kaiju.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 20 July 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link

(I mean, I'm stipulating the ridiculous dialogue and unabashed cribbing of numberless source materials. It was all done with gusto.)

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 20 July 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

Yeah maybe my finding it implausible in places is missing the point. It's spectacular and does have some very nice touches like that newton's cradle thing. yeah maybe end isn't tacked on I just can't see it happening that way realistically, but there again maybe taht isn't the point.

Stevolende, Saturday, 20 July 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link

And when we came home the youngest promptly started stomping around the house fighting kaiju.

Perfect. Gotta infect the next generation young.

Dammit, I can't find the appropriate Calvin & Hobbes strip(the Sunday one)

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link

i think you can be mean* and still have good intentions

* i.e. not coddle people

the late great, Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

Yeah maybe my finding it implausible in places is missing the point.

― Stevolende, Saturday, July 20, 2013 12:46 PM (55 minutes ago)

in this case, i think it is. the comprehensive implausibility is clearly intentional and one of the film's minor pleasures.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

you mean there's not really a magical rift in the ocean floor?

Neanderthal, Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link

no, there is, but the monsters that come through are really disappointing

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

Who are you calling disappointing?

http://www.gwthomas.org/Cthulhu-4.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 21 July 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link

This movie was hot garbage

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link

Haven't read the thread yet but I really needed this to be a 2010s version of Independence Day and instead I got Pacific Shit

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

u should invest in better bootlegs

Neanderthal, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uk7b0q0.png

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link

THere wasn't anything in this movie to hang my hat on... okay, if you're gonna make it cartoonish, the battles p much lose any weight or heft, there's no stakes involved. if the battles lose their significance, that's like 3/4 of the movie right there, so you better have a strong script to hang the battles on. but instead you get a kludgy ratatouille of ron perelman one liners, oddly placed comedic punchlines, a girl holding a red shoe? idris elba with a chronic nosebleed, a canceled apocalypse. this movie was real shitty at worldmaking

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link

dropped the ball on so many aspects. whats the point of having different category kaiju if they all look, move, and act the same. ooh one has wings. oooh one has a pot belly.

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

like, a movie like the avengers is great and fun and a good time and that's because you're watching robert downey jr and mark ruffalo and everybody else have a nice bro party and it's fun and there's something to hook onto amidst all the crazy alien thingies. in this movie Who the Hell cares that idris elba and crocodile dundee sacrificed themselves so that the one dude can plug his oxygen tube into the chick's pod.

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

re: the action sequences, even given the cartoonish environment, having more, idk, internal logic w/r/t the things would have ratcheted up the tension. you have one get ripped open within the first ten minutes of the movie, fast forward five years, the kaiju are bigger and tougher and more mean. then you have the same robot come back, but then two of them get smashed in a single battle within fives minutes of each other. then the chick remembers it has a sword. it might burn up? it loses its arm again. but that's okay this time? and it just digs in to face the h-bomb.

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

also, given the film's set in HK it would have been nice to have the Chinese pilots get some lines. (apart from the girl in the shelter, are there any Chinese speaking roles?)

apparently according to wikipedia the guy in the suspenders is chinese-american

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link

anyway the best part of the movie was when mako and idris and mason plumtree first meet in HK and their dialogue is dubbed in so that their lips dont match, good homage i thought

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RKRp9T1.png

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

Haven't read the thread yet but I really needed this to be a 2010s version of Independence Day and instead I got Pacific Shit

― 乒乓, Sunday, July 21, 2013 10:28 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

independence day aint no kind of standard dude

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 21 July 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

yeah i mean this took itself seriously enough that it avoided the camp factor it really needed to make up for a p terrible script and no-magnetism leads

but i still had fun with it

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 July 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link

THere wasn't anything in this movie to hang my hat on...

Shoulda brought a bigger hat!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 July 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

I wish I knew some 10-year-olds to take to this movie.

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Sunday, 21 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link

the alien's (or whatever) reaction to the nuke going off was straight out of Independence Day. No idea what any of you saw in this btw. Just as loud and ugly as any other blockbuster of recent vintage. Awful, witless dialogue and the most bland characters imaginable

Number None, Sunday, 21 July 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link

I mean Will Smith punching an alien in face and saying "welcome to earth" was more fun than anything in this

Number None, Sunday, 21 July 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link

One superior aspect of "Pacific Rim:" it fetishizes the monsters and robots (as well as it should) rather than the mindless destruction of buildings and America's military might.

Also, the Dissolve did a nice piece addressing the film as a metaphor for climate change disasters: http://thedissolve.com/features/the-conversation/21-dissecting-ipacific-rimi-big-robots-bland-characte/

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 July 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link

No idea what any of you saw in this btw.

you could try reading this thread, where people have been explaining this in depth

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 July 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link

I read it, I just don't get it. I like robots and giant monsters as much as the next guy but to me this was totally lacking in thrill power

Number None, Sunday, 21 July 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

smdh

latebloomer, Sunday, 21 July 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link

^ otm ^

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 July 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link

You know what they should have done? Made the robots and monsters bigger.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 July 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

"Lacking in thrill power" makes me think you saw some movie where nobody shouts "This is for my family!" in Japanese before cutting a giant monster in half with a giant robot sword while in free fall in the upper atmosphere.

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Sunday, 21 July 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

This rocked my balls so hard. Loved it. Tons of fun!

Jamie_ATP, Sunday, 21 July 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

I wasn't going to see this, but then a lot of ILXors creamed their drawrs over it, and my daughter went and loved it, so we saw it today and holy SHIT I haven't hated a movie this much in a long time.

schlock corridor (WilliamC), Sunday, 21 July 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

lol

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 21 July 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link

man why you gotta shit on my creamed drawz

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link

"Lacking in thrill power" makes me think you saw some movie where nobody shouts "This is for my family!" in Japanese before cutting a giant monster in half with a giant robot sword while in free fall in the upper atmosphere.

― El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Sunday, July 21, 2013 5:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

See this reads a lot better than it was executed - the fight was over, oh wait the kaiju sprouts wings - 30 seconds later they're in the ionosphere, the dude thinks they're done but the chick remembers they have a vertebrae sword, 10 seconds later they're falling, but they might burn up! but before you even begin to worry about it 2 seconds later they're all landed and fine

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:26 (ten years ago) link

I think del toro is just not a very good director

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:27 (ten years ago) link

In the end what really separates this movie from Battleship

乒乓, Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link

being a good movie

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link

so we saw it today and holy SHIT I haven't hated a movie this much in a long time.

i envy you. been forever since i genuinely hated a movie (or a book, album, whatever). even the worst shit seems okay, i guess.

was a time i could really hate, i swear there was, when a move like requiem for a dream or enter the void could get me up in a good hot lather. i used to love that.

oh, wait, the dictator, never mind.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link

fwiw, i didn't love this movie. was disappointed by everything that wasn't robots, monsters and/or scientists. even so, it's a lot better than most big, effects-driven action blockbusters of the last decade.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link

was disappointed by everything that wasn't robots, monsters and/or scientists.

Anyone who went into this for anything that wasn't robots, monsters and/or scientists ...

One reason I'm bummed at this movie's underperformance is that it seemed like a giant (no pun intended) compromised on the part of Del Toro. Not that the movie itself was necessarily compromised, but that Del Toro knew he was a due a "one for them" movie after so many setbacks and stalled projects. It was developed from an idea by someone else, at the last minute they pushed 3-D on him, he did the best he could - and this may be the best he could do - but this comes after the no-goes of "The Hobbit," "Mountains of Madness," and, what, "Frankenstein?" And also seemed to go from zero to fruition pretty quickly. The question is, can Del Toro parlay its relative failure into another green light. That is: I made the movie you wanted me to make, you fucked up the marketing and it wasn't my top choice to make in the first place, so could you give me, say, half the budget and let me do exactly what I want next time?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

Let's hope del toro never makes another movie ever again

乒乓, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:24 (ten years ago) link

they definitely fucked up the marketing when they decided not to put the word "batman" in it anywhere

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

As the flick hasn't been released in China or Japan yet, I'd hold off on talking about its relative failure for the moment.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link

Has there ever been a film that more or less disappointed in the States, did well in Asia, and was considered a success?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 July 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link

Like, there are articles already being published calling it a flop. Perception is everything, regardless of China/Japan.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/22/movies/turbo-and-ripd-open-to-disappointing-results.html

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 July 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link

Pacific Rim grossed $3.6 million from Thursday night showings, 23 percent of which came from IMAX showings. It then faced tough competition from Grown Ups 2 and ultimately fell behind it on opening day, earning $14.6 million.

乒乓, Monday, 22 July 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link

can someone pls use illicit means to bankrupt Happy Madison

Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link

In the end what really separates this movie from Battleship

― 乒乓, Sunday, July 21, 2013 7:29 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

battleship wasnt that bad

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 22 July 2013 02:45 (ten years ago) link

the alien's (or whatever) reaction to the nuke going off was straight out of Independence Day. No idea what any of you saw in this btw. Just as loud and ugly as any other blockbuster of recent vintage. Awful, witless dialogue and the most bland characters imaginable

― Number None, Sunday, July 21, 2013 4:07 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

I thought the ID4 references went deeper than that - mindmelding with the aliens to find out their m.o. (which turns out to be exactly the same - moving from planet to planet & consuming their resources), the speech that idris gives to rally the troops before the final big fight, trojan horsing a nuke into the alien core via an alien RFID card, setting off the nuke right in front of the aliens right down to the camera centering on the surprised look of the alien before it goes off

乒乓, Monday, 22 July 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link

the weirdest part of all this is that apparently someone is buying tickets to see Grown Ups 2 in a theater.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link

fwiw i'm pretty sure the big speech was from Henry V

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link

Fuck Henry V was he even a real king

乒乓, Monday, 22 July 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link

For a hot minute

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link

tbf that speech was terrible and didn't even make any sense and i felt really bad for idris elba having to sell it.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:41 (ten years ago) link

Yeah and I don't think it really works in that context, he only needs to get himself and the Aussie and the wood dude and the chick hyped up, he's not asking anybody else to go out and be subjected to 100 Atms and die. Everybody else is just chilling in shatterdome, they dont give two fucks

乒乓, Monday, 22 July 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link

No dude the support staff are invested in it too they have to announce the sync levels to each other and otherwise shout about the data on their 3d screens

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link

It's not a mecha anime without sync levels

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link

On that note, capstoning the victory by annoucning that 'the clock doesn't have to be reset anymore' was kinda lame too. Who cares about a stupid clock

乒乓, Monday, 22 July 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link

The clock mostly made me think of that big national debt clock. I bet Ron Paul has fantasies about making a stop-the-clock speech about that one.

I think Pacific Rim is retro in a sort of weird way -- as a big-budget homage to small-budget B-movies, it's also sort of an homage to Star Wars and Raiders and Superman, that first wave of big-budget B-movie homages. When Del Toro talks about wanting to make the movies he loved as a kid, I think he only partly means Godzilla -- he also means those Spielberg/Lucas joints. And obviously you could argue that people have been making Spielberg/Lucas derivatives for 30 years, but what Pacific Rim has that most of the other ones don't is genuine love and respect for its unrespectable source material. Which Star Wars and Raiders did, too.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 22 July 2013 04:57 (ten years ago) link

Has there ever been a film that more or less disappointed in the States, did well in Asia, and was considered a success?

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, July 22, 2013 1:06 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

china and japan are the number two and three movie markets in the world, and china's on track to overtake the us pretty soon. it seems to me the answer to your question is "considered a success by whom"? the studios don't give a fuck where the money rolls in from afaict

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 July 2013 05:36 (ten years ago) link

Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $68,235,000 38.2%
+ Foreign: $110,300,000 61.8%

^^ *pre* china/japan opening

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 July 2013 05:47 (ten years ago) link

The most WTF one I know of was the Day The Earth Stood Still remake which made a huge amount overseas

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 22 July 2013 10:36 (ten years ago) link

I think Pacific Rim is retro in a sort of weird way -- as a big-budget homage to small-budget B-movies, it's also sort of an homage to Star Wars and Raiders and Superman, that first wave of big-budget B-movie homages. When Del Toro talks about wanting to make the movies he loved as a kid, I think he only partly means Godzilla -- he also means those Spielberg/Lucas joints. And obviously you could argue that people have been making Spielberg/Lucas derivatives for 30 years, but what Pacific Rim has that most of the other ones don't is genuine love and respect for its unrespectable source material. Which Star Wars and Raiders did, too.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, July 21, 2013 9:57 PM (Yesterday)

otm. while it's not a great film, it's delivered with a level of respect, affection and enthusiasm for its source material that most films of its type can't touch.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Monday, 22 July 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link

the studios don't give a fuck where the money rolls in from afaict

Which is why I asked: has there ever, or yet, been a would-be blockbuster that flopped in the US, did well overseas, and earned itself a sequel, let alone got tagged a success? For example, per wiki:

John Carter earned $73,078,100 in North America and $209,700,000 in other countries, for a worldwide total as of June 28, 2012 of $282,778,100

So it made nearly three times as much overseas, much more than "Day the Earth Stood Still," and the wiki goes on to say a lot of "John Carter" losses were mitigated by overseas tickets. But it was a huge flopperoony all the same that sent many people to movie jail, and there is no way we're getting a sequel.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link

man i loved john carter.

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link

i kinda want to see this. looks pretty cool.

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link

i don't think i've ever seen any of his movies except for hellboy. wait, no, i've seen mimic and blade 2. i didn't even know he directed those.

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

mk2 is 10 and could hardly contain himself during some of the fight scenes

Mk1 is 16 and was totally into it

Me is 45 and loved the cliche overload and sheer visual excess

Great fun

mark e, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

this was pretty good!

main complaint is that I wish the kaiju had a little more personality, a little time to shine and strut, as it were. Maybe just more sheer terrorizing minus the fighting robots and more inventive monster design.

The analog vs digital thing seemed to boil down to gypsy danger being "nuclear"--why that matters I dunno, but the movie underlines it.

ryan, Monday, 22 July 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link

So it made nearly three times as much overseas, much more than "Day the Earth Stood Still," and the wiki goes on to say a lot of "John Carter" losses were mitigated by overseas tickets. But it was a huge flopperoony all the same that sent many people to movie jail, and there is no way we're getting a sequel.

Once you figure in the promotional budget, John Carter also cost $300 million to make. That $282 million total gross also doesn't account for the split with the theaters

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 22 July 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link

i know there have been a few sequels and even kinda franchises that have been sustained by greater overseas success relative to domestic gross but i can't really think of specific examples right now, maybe the dan brown series of movies? i know they're making another one and if you had asked me a month after da vinci code came out if they'd keep making those movies i would've guessed no. could imagine whether pacific rim reads as a flop or hit in years to come being tied to whether they make a sequel (cf all those superman returns defenses a month or so back noting it made more than batman begins but batman begins is a hit and superman returns is a flop cuz of sequels). alot of complaints about this are totally fair - script is frequently awful and not always in ways that can be spun as a positive or deliberate, same w/ the acting only moreso obv. the extent to which it was very nearly live action anime but not quite willing to completely commit was problematic. that said this was a fucking blast, saw it last week in imax 3d, will see it again this week the same way. seeing it on anything other than a huge fucking screen seems pointless and almost like not seeing it at all, like watching lawrence of arabia on youtube.

balls, Monday, 22 July 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link

seeing it on anything other than a huge fucking screen seems pointless and almost like not seeing it at all

yes, otm. it was like a 7/10 for me but on tv or whatever i can imagine getting bored with it. i am a corny mofo but there some parts in the middle i found affecting--the appropriation of hiroshima type imagery, the kaiju as representing past trauma (wish this had been fleshed out more as a central theme), and even the idea of "the drift" struck as a fruitful area to mine, but the movie doesn't really seem to go all the way with any as far as it could--but perhaps that's in keeping the the 10-14 year old boy audience? i dunno--i tend to think kids can be receptive to emotional depth, particularly when it's metaphorized (sp?) in suitably over-the-top ways.

ryan, Monday, 22 July 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

Here we are, this is the one I was looking for:

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=hanselandgretelwitchhunters.htm

The Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel flick barely made just its production budget back(not its promotional one), but made like 3x overseas.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Monday, 22 July 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

Oooh, this is a handy chart; breaks down the u.s. vs world grosses

http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/world/

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Monday, 22 July 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link

There's your answer: the Resident Evil franchise

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Monday, 22 July 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link

Holy crap re: the overseas/domestic for The Intouchables

polyphonic, Monday, 22 July 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

How the fuck did the Alice in Wonderland movie make a billion dollars

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Monday, 22 July 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link

through intimidation and petty tactics

Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link

3d, they're making a sequel to that btw

balls, Monday, 22 July 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link

"Wonderland 2: Back Through the Looking Glass"

Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link

WTF with 2012? It's a shit movie in whatever language you're seeing it in!

"quick, find us a ancient mythology that predicts the end of the world in 2014!"

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 22 July 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link

the theater is a jaeger. guillermo is in one seat. he's asking you to drift with him. but some of you are getting hung up on the small stuff. and guillermo's like, "don't focus on that analog vs. digital line. just drift with me, maaaaaaaan".

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 22 July 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link

The Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel flick barely made just its production budget back(not its promotional one), but made like 3x overseas.

There's no question that particularly action flicks make a lot of money overseas. My point is that overseas box office is not enough to mitigate perception. That is, how much would "Pacific Rim" have to make overseas for someone to write Del Toro another $250 million check?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link

If I had $500 million I'd write him a $250 million check, but it'd be to create a 1:1 scale jaeger in my backyard.

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link

There's your answer: the Resident Evil franchise

― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Monday, July 22, 2013 6:11 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Holy crap re: the overseas/domestic for The Intouchables

― polyphonic, Monday, July 22, 2013 6:12 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

resident evil isn't an american franchise. it's a mix of canadian and european and some american investors IIRC. there are other franchises (the transporter) that are also sustained by non-US box office.

as for intouchables, that's a straight-up french movie. french movies never do well in the USA outside the tiny little fraction of the domestic box office that goes to foreign films, usually not much more or less than 1%.

so far the US studio-bred would-be tentpoles that flop domestically are not granted sequels, even if they make back their money via overseas theatrical. prince of persia is a decent example.

not sure what the deal is with hansel and gretel film/sequel. cost-wise it's on a resident evil level.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 02:23 (ten years ago) link

so basically it depends on the budget level. a sequel to a minorly or moderately successful mid-cost film ($50 million) like hansel and gretel is much less risky than a sequel to something like pacific rim that costs $200 million to make and probably another $100m–$150m to promote. one option, theoretically, would be to take a top-tier semi-flop and try to turn its sequel into a mid-range success. the main reason this doesn't happen often is because big studios don't want to degrade their IP. although i could see pacific rim popping up as a saturday morning cartoon or something.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link

But but but Saturday morning cartoons don't _exist_ anymore...

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link

Third "Riddick" movie coming out. Can only assume the world loves Vin Diesel.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link

Okay, finally saw this -- yeah, that was damned entertaining. I loved how absolutely nothing in the basic plot was surprising in the least so I could just enjoy it as a thrill ride with Emotions 101 beats.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 04:22 (ten years ago) link

http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/world/?pagenum=1&sort=dompercent&order=ASC&p=.htm

Dang, Americans just missing the boat entirely with Miyazaki movies.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 04:33 (ten years ago) link

Going to see it again tomorrow - at the Cinerama Dome!

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 05:54 (ten years ago) link

But but but Saturday morning cartoons don't _exist_ anymore...

― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Monday, July 22, 2013 10:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in spirit, then

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 07:11 (ten years ago) link

ned otm

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 08:30 (ten years ago) link

and sufjan, OBVVVV

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 08:30 (ten years ago) link

‘Pacific Rim’ #1 Internationally Over Weekend

EXCLUSIVE: Warner Bros has bragging rights today for distributing the Legendary Pictures 3D scifi actioner around the world after co-financing it. I’ve learned the studio discovered this morning that last weekend’s results came in $500K higher than forecast on Sunday. The result is that screenwriter Travis Beacham (who had the idea for the film) and co-scribe/director Guillermo Del Toro’s Pacific Rim grossed $35.3M with 4.7M admissions from 9,610 screens in 50 territories. That was just enough to knock off Universal’s 3D toon Despicable Me 2 and become the #1 film internationally over the weekend now that all the numbers are in. No one is saying this movie is going to turn a profit due to its high cost Industrial Light & Magic CGI. But international is a big part of Pacific Rim‘s strategy in a crowded summer marketplace. This brings the expensive $180M-$220M budget pic’s international cume to $110.9M and its worldwide total to $178.5M. Unfortunately, U.S. theatrical sales are not expected to exceed $100M all in so overseas coin is crucial. As I’ve said before, while a major studio might be disappointed with Pacific Rim‘s domestic gross, Legendary’s mega-financier Thomas Tull may have the luxury of mining this marginal outcome into a franchise. Foreign territories for Pacific Rim opening last weekend included France, Germany, Hong Kong, and Holland. The movie already has debuted in major markets Russia, Korea, Mexico, UK, Australia, and Italy. Upcoming releases include July 31st for China, Spain, Japan, and August 9th for Brazil.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link

shocked that it hasn't opened in Japan or China yet.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link

I got asked to go see this tonight as it happens, but its a weeknight, it was a late showing and I hate the very idea of 3d so I turned it down.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link

what will you do instead?

conrad, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

let's drift tonight.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

glad that this is a success, by the way. after all the "this is a failure" talk.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

No one is saying this movie is going to turn a profit due to its high cost Industrial Light & Magic CGI.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:31 (ten years ago) link

This brings the expensive $180M-$220M budget pic’s international cume to $110.9M and its worldwide total to $178.5M.

If I understand correctly, it means they're already close to the 180M$ with small markets like Japan, China and Brazil to come, right ?

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

That $178 is gross revenue though and doesn't account for the splits with theaters and distributors. The basic rule of thumb is that a studio can confidently say a movie is profitable when the total gross is double the budget.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link

I should have gotten into creative accounting.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link

oh ok. so it's far indeed. but are there many movies in the history that cost that much and made double the budget within one week ??

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link

in other words : was that even possible ??

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link

The basic rule of thumb is that a studio can confidently say a movie is profitable when the total gross is double the budget.

― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 5:44 AM (1 minute ago)

that's the cw, but i've heard it attributed both to theater splits and promo budgets.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link

I saw this, it was a blast. The Hong Kong sequence - shiny buildings smashed, newton's cradle, wings, sword, "THIS IS FOR MY FAMILY" - was magnificent.

Will it really not turn a profit once it's opened everywhere and run its course? I really hope it does - I enjoy the superhero franchises well enough, but it's nice to watch a gigantic dumb SF/geek-thrills film that's done a bit more of its own work. it felt uncynical; should be rewarded.

woof, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link

let's all go see it multiple times until it's profitable !
let's cancel the apocalypse !

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

Let's not reward trash

乒乓, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link

thought this was pretty bad. incoherent action, wafer thin plot (like what you expect from most sequels actually, it assumes everything is already in place, so no need to develop any narrative this time, lets just get stuck in to the action!), idris elba being terrible (and also just over-pronouncing everything with his weird transatlantic enunciation) as usual, an otherwise personality-less cast of characters, and editing so fast that you never really get to admire the action much either. i wanted to like it, as i like monster movies, and the monsters did actually look really good, but i didnt really care about any of it, and just wanted it to hurry up and end. was dissapointed the monsters only ate ONE of the cast. best characters were the two geeky scientist guys - this film desperately needed some humour so thank god they were there. the spaceship and sets looked great though. unexpectedly rusty and dark.

StillAdvance, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link

if it wasnt del toro, i doubt critics would give this as much of a thumbs up as they have done...

StillAdvance, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link

Eh, most of the thumbs ups have been laden with caveats, tbh.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

Like, metacritic only averages it a 65 or something.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link

ah ok, i did see one review in a british paper that gave it 5/5 which was a bit of a surprise. im still waiting for del toro to make a 'del toro movie' in hollywood clothes, which im guessing is what a lot of the goodwill he gets these days is about.

StillAdvance, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link

the critics are pretty good in France.
we like giant robots.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link

it felt uncynical

this

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link

i think post-avengers assemble, anything that is vaguely 'uncynical' seems to get a pass when it comes to blockbusters. but i saw battleship last year, and that wasnt cynical either. but it was still pretty terrible.

StillAdvance, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

Except that "Battleship," a big-budget would be tentpole adapted from a board game - a board game! - was innately cynical.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

ahah, yeah. I like to think of the guy (cos it was surely a guy) who had the idea to make a big budget movie from a board game and then had to sell the idea to the producers or whatever !

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

what other board game could be turned into a movie ?

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link

Ridley Scott has been 'developing' a Monopoly movie for years

Number None, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

cynical as a concept/product, sure, but as a movie, the actual film was clearly modelled on pre-ironic, gung ho, all american 80s blockbusters (which just ended up making it ironic fun).

dont get me wrong, pacfic rim has obviously has been made with a lot of care and you can see del toro has done a great job in certain aspects, but as far as the main problems of so many blockbusters of the past 15-odd years (barely there plot, too fast cutting, characters no one cares about, cliched action-movie-line-generator dialogue, etc, etc), theyre all still there.

watching this and thinking of the latest star trek, del toro and abrams have obv both been trying to do something similar, i.e. make well crafted 80s style blockbusters with love and detail, and i think abrams def achieved it in terms of three dimensional characters, good character dynamics, and a simple but well told story, it just wasnt that exciting - you wanted him to kinda forget all the near slavish attempts to make sure it didnt make the same mistakes of modern blockbusters. del toro, meanwhile has a lot of excitement and adrenalin (albeit almost incoherently presented), but doesnt have much else going for it, unless you just want to appreciate how well it draws on various elements of old sci-fi movies.

StillAdvance, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

cluedo I guess... or monopoly by oliver stone !

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

oh xpost !

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

clue was great :)

StillAdvance, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

Way too much talk of money itt

latebloomer, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

Money is what separates this movie from birdemic, which I also provisionally admire

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

Tim Burton could make a perfectly profitably shitty "Candyland." "Risk" could be a good one.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

first two hours of the risk movie extremely slow

just shots of the crew constructing the set

Isn't that mousetrap?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link

Lars Von Trier's "Trivial Pursuit"

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

All of his movies are trivial pursuits amirite

latebloomer, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

BOOM

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

I wonder how much of the advance dumping or leaking on the movie was from WB execs pissed that Legendary is doing a high-profile split from them to hook up with Universal instead.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

This brings the expensive $180M-$220M budget pic’s international cume to $110.9M and its worldwide total to $178.5M.
If I understand correctly, it means they're already close to the 180M$ with small markets like Japan, China and Brazil to come, right ?

― AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 7:36 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That $178 is gross revenue though and doesn't account for the splits with theaters and distributors. The basic rule of thumb is that a studio can confidently say a movie is profitable when the total gross is double the budget.

― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 7:44 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's both. a studio and its partners could easily spend 80% of the production budget on marketing for a film like this. (that said, in re. exhibitors' take, it can be as low as 10% for opening weekend.)

now, of course a film's theatrical success is predictive of its success through successive release windows (cable, streaming, DVD/Blu-Ray). (though i should note that for many smaller genre releases--like horror films--the video take is often much larger than theatrical.) so it's not likely pacific rim is going to be much more of a video hit than it was a theatrical hit.

but although they won't tell you this, because they derive publicity from people talking about box-office gambles, but most major studio releases are eventually amortized by the post-theatrical release windows. that's only slightly less true now that the market for physical discs has declined (i was going to say "cratered," but it's still not as bad as the benchmark for cratering that is the music industry).

so i don't think there's much risk that pacific rim will lose money for legendary and WB.

that's my take anyway. it's actually hard to get hard figures about video profits so even scholars and industry journalists have to speculate a lot of the time.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

btw japan is NOT a small market for hollywood. in fact it's one of the top 2 or 3 markets IIRC.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

i think china may have outpaced them. but tickets are still much cheaper in china, no surprise. biggest overseas market has long been the UK.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link

also this movie seems geared to be a hit in japan no? or maybe they'll resent del toro stealing their concepts and throwing in a single japanese actress as recompense.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link

no, its tracking really well in japan plus hideo kojima loves it

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/8mBZ6M1.gif

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link

i see that ghost of yukio mishima hacks twitter accounts now

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, Kojima freaking on in joy about this on Twitter is one of the more amusing side phenomena of the flick.

And I'd place good money that certain important members of the creative team played of lot of Metal Gear Solid and even Zone of Enders.

Come to think of it, did anyone here play Zone of Enders? I never did. MGS2 was already out by the time I upgraded Playstations and so I never needed that demo.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

i watched people play zone of enders. i guess the movie was a little bit like watching other people play video games, especially the rain part.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

Also, the Japanese promo poster is this:

http://www.mechadamashii.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gipsyd.jpg

Done by Yoji Shinkawa, Kojima's designer for all the MGS and ZoE games. They were giving away little 12x18 versions of this in English and I want to frame mine.

I do kinda wish the Jaeger designs looked a bit more Japanese, but I can understand why they didn't.

This is possibly me reading too much into it, but I dug how Gipsy Danger, being an older model, resembled classic mecha like Gigantor and Mazinger Z(dig that cockpit descending to form the head), whereas the Aussie model was the newest, and looked much closer to Evangelion, a series 20 years newer.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link

i remembered vaguely the russian one being a little more blocky but the designs in general were pretty mushy. i don't recognize that robot in the poster.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

It's Giosy Danger, only stylized like Metal Gear Solid art designs. Same artist.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

o-> p

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

OK, there's a wikia with details about everything: http://pacificrim.wikia.com

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link

guys guys guys things are v upsetting r now because i just read this in pacific rim: the official movie novelization, which i am reading because all of my life choices are the best life choices:

The dinosaurs had been a dry run. Whoever sent them hadn’t liked what they had found. So they waited for the climate to change, and while they waited they did a carbon-to-silicon upgrade. Bam! You got kaiju. The silicate molecular basis gave you the additional strength you needed to get bigger and carry more mass, as well as carry more information at a genetic level. The hundred-plus million years between dinosaurs and Trespasser in 2013, well, that was a lot of time to refine your prototypes and get them field-ready.

whateverface (c sharp major), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

basically shaking a fist at the heavens right now

whateverface (c sharp major), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link

with small markets like Japan, China and Brazil to come, right ?

btw japan is NOT a small market for hollywood. in fact it's one of the top 2 or 3 markets IIRC.

by the way, I was being ironic about Japan, China and Brazil being small markets !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 14:04 (ten years ago) link

I'm pretty sure this will not be the failure everyone says it is.
there's too much true love from too many people !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link

that's fantastic !
also, this :
http://io9.com/5925549/could-we-actually-build-a-robot-the-size-of-pacific-rims-massive-jaegers

funny, somehow, this movie has awoken my 8 y.o self !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

The dinosaurs had been a dry run. Whoever sent them hadn’t liked what they had found.

otm

can't remember how it was phrased, exactly, but that's the impression i got from the film

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link

uh but who were they sending the dinosaurs to destroy exactly?

Number None, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

touche

Number None, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link

for a movie they're written off they sure are still advertising the hell out of it

balls, Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link

Worth noting that one of the creature designers on this is Wayne Barlowe - who did this famous book from the late 70s.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Barlowesgtextraterrestrialscvr.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

Oh man, how 70s are those designs!

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link

How may people does a Kaiju need to eat every day?

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link

that first quote sounds like a steaming pile of shit

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

The article backs it up pretty well, but you seemed not to like the fights? Which sure that would take a lot out of the film (which is precision tooled to get us to the fights with _just enough_ context and emotions behind them), but I thought they were awesome - and I enjoyed reading someone tell me why :)

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

Trying not to smh too much about people not getting this, it takes all sorts etc, but can I just -

idris elba being terrible (and also just over-pronouncing everything with his weird transatlantic enunciation)

You get that he's an Englishman playing a different kind of Englishman, right?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

well my issue is that you really only ever the american jaeger and the aussie jaeger fight, the other two get knocked out within 5 minutes. and i'm not sure what you take away from the fact that the aussie one is fast and the american one is slow.

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

i did find the fights dull and not that exciting. there's probably some reason traced back to homage and faithful recreation of a man in a monster suit acting extra slow on the set of a miniature. but what killed it for me were the fully body shots of the pilots acting out the motion, and then cut to jaeger doing the same motion. everything the jaegers does just ends up being telegraphed a few seconds in advance, and that's an eternity in an action scene. cf also every time a jaeger does something exceptional, you needed at least 2-3 minutes of the jaeger building up speed, running, leaping through the air, so that you'd know just how much momentum the jaeger was building, how much to cheer when it finally attacked.

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new2/935.gif

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JJDi3en.gif

i mean del toro probably could have quit doing this by the final battle

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

Dance Dance Revolution: the Movie

Neanderthal, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4uc3HzN.gif

http://i.imgur.com/8A6q1vy.gif

i think i just prefer brief shot of floating head in the cockpit -> cool thing that the vehicle / suit of armor / f-16 does, to the watch turbo and nitro coordinate a pirouette -> giant robot slowly and purposefully and painstakingly replicates the same motion

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

xp He pretty much did? I don't remember any of that past the opening scene. All of the action is pretty quick, jaegers running, jumping, fighting - I mean it's not like when the kaiju is being shot in the face by the Australians, Gypsy Danger appears out of nowhere and taps him on the shoulder, but my main impression was of how immediate and fluid it all was.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

there was very explicitly a shot of idris struggling to walk in his pilot chamber followed by a shot of the jaeger limping on the sea floor. or was that the blonde dude. i don't remember

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

Haha that's pretty much plot-critical information, though!

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

i guess what i'm saying is that you have these pretty cool action sequences that get interrupted every 15-20 seconds by a shot of http://i.imgur.com/2lNI9YK.gif which sort of just touches every fight in the movie with a sense of bathos.

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

like, holy crap did you see that kaiju just take out the bridge oh shit here comes the jaeger this is gonna be so freakin'-- http://i.imgur.com/2lNI9YK.gif

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link

ohhh shit that jaeger is literally carrying a tanker and is gonna swing it like a-- http://i.imgur.com/2lNI9YK.gif

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

omg did you see legolas take down that elephant thing hard-- http://i.imgur.com/2lNI9YK.gif

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

three years ago, this woulda been an autoreplace oh so fasttttt...

Neanderthal, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

It's very Roxbury Guys.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 July 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

I thought I would hate this like I hated Man of Steel, but it was such unabashed cheesy b-monster-movie fun that I tagged along with a group of friends to see it a second time.

hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Sunday, 28 July 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

like that sad tom cruise sci-fi movie where he was a master of the electronic chalkboard. now THAT was lame.

scott seward, Sunday, 28 July 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

i wanna go see this today but cyrus says he doesn't want to see it! argh! rufus is good to go. damn 8 year olds. cyrus HAS been thinking about ships sinking and the end of the world lately...i don't want to traumatize him.

scott seward, Sunday, 28 July 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

I enjoyed the kung fu salute that they busted out at the beginning of a fight.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Sunday, 28 July 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

which sort of just touches every fight in the movie with a sense of bathos.

i liked that aspect. it makes you remember there are very mortal humans inside these massive killing machines.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 28 July 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

also were the kaijus like a big allegory for the superiority of analog over digital cinema?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 28 July 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

and by big allegory i mean BIG allegory if you know what I mean

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 28 July 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

sorry, i meantjaegers, not kaiju

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 28 July 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

enjoying dyao on this thread. this could have been a lot better. the hong kong fight w/ all the reflections & office toys was the highlight. they made such bad use of the chinese & russian jaegers, was so disappointed when they were immediately offed. this also basically left you w/ one, cowering female character for a whole film. i got excited by the prospect of really uncouth australian gobshite pilots but no. the scientists subplot was purest shit, the english caricature is just straight up unacceptable & this "burn gorman" should be executed for treason. the drift/link thing was an interesting idea but they did nothing worthwhile w/ it. the sound was sub-transformers which is a fkn shame.; i liked the sword, idris elba & the executive toy.

ogmor, Sunday, 28 July 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

cowering = cutting a kaiju in half with a giant swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard?

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 28 July 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

cowering = pursuing jaeger pilot status through Pentecost's many barricades in order to seek bloody revenge via gigantic mechanical suit?

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 28 July 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

She did indeed cower as a young girl before Pentecost saved her. A plot item we view thanks to a worthwhile use of the neural link idea.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 28 July 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link

this was enjoyable. cyrus probably would have freaked a little. i'll give him a couple of years. he went and saw turbo with maria. more his speed.

scott seward, Sunday, 28 July 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, 'cowering' can fuck right off.

Burn Gorman = Owen off Torchwood, it always amuses me when he turns up, though as his 'english caricature' is of Dr. Hermann Gottlieb, we might perhaps be merciful.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 28 July 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link

i enjoyed gorman

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 July 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link

his facial expression is perpetually : |

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 23:38 (ten years ago) link

that is part of owen's charm imo

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 29 July 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah he appears to be an alright actor. I wish the script was better. the chemistry between the kaiju groupie and gottlieb was literally endothermic

乒乓, Monday, 29 July 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

because they didn't have hot, hot sex?

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 July 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link

i agree w/dayo about the editing, thought the constant cutting to the pilots took away some of the juice from the fights. cutting to the pilots would've worked if there was something more going on inside than them grunting and making the same moves as the robots

this is also far and away guillermo del toro's best movie btw

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, July 17, 2013 10:41 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

after watching blade 2 on tv last week i still like that one better. its just a real good, confidently made lil flick. also it features wrestling moves in all the fights, which is an area PR was lacking in

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 29 July 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link

ron perlman scene on the street was a pale imitation of samuel l. jackson shark death scene from deep blue sea. funny we were just talking about that movie on ile. still pretty funny though.

scott seward, Monday, 29 July 2013 01:28 (ten years ago) link

and i did stay for the little joke at the end of the credits.

scott seward, Monday, 29 July 2013 01:28 (ten years ago) link

i do like the sons of anarchy dude. not ron perlman. though i like him too. i hope he becomes the new brad pitt so that i don't have to see brad pitt in movies anymore. when i first started seeing the pictures from thor movie i thought it was him playing thor.

scott seward, Monday, 29 July 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link

he was pretty great on undeclared, i remember wondering whatever happened to dude a few years ago and it turned out he was son of anarchy. he wasn't great here though i'd blame that more on the script and him having to do an american accent.

balls, Monday, 29 July 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

Wow, that's the same guy?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 July 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

Acting!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 July 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

In 2009, he sold his screenplay Vlad to Summit Entertainment with Brad Pitt's Plan B Studios co-producing.[10] The film is being directed by music video director and photographer Anthony Mandler, and will focus on Dracula as a young prince.[11]

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 July 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link

this was not perfect but it was absolutely pure

i think there were 5 trailers before this movie and they were all for end of the world sci-fi epics. well, one was riddick...but still. endtimes are coming...

scott seward, Monday, 29 July 2013 03:54 (ten years ago) link

mako wasn't cowering at all, not even really in her first couple scenes of hushed obedience. she just didn't have all the vacant badass signifiers hollywood movies use to indicate Strong Women. there wasn't a single thing in this movie you didn't already know was gonna happen but it had such a firm grasp on its (admittedly very graspable) emotions it really threw into relief the fact that something like, idk, dark knight rises (the last big bullshit movie i saw in the theatre) just has no understanding of itself. i was emotionally involved in places! i'd literally forgotten what that felt like. at the end when they do that exhausted forehead-touch and don't kiss i knew how they felt. i knew how all the characters felt, all the time, even the ones who didn't talk.

dayo not offtm about the fight scenes tho. and idk wtf the brit scientist was supposed to be. he seemed to be in the early stages of some hawkingesque wasting disease, which i guess i really liked, but all the plummy BY JOVE stuff was literally the most absurd thing in this movie about dance dance revolution robots fighting godzillas. did find charlie day p irresistible. i liked when he frantically asked ron perlman what he was gonna do as the kaiju attacked and ron perlman said I'M GOING TO WAIT OUT THE SHITSTORM IN MY PRIVATE KAIJU-PROOF BUNKER. that answered that.

it was such a great surprise when what i'd thought would be the first 75 minutes of the movie turned out to be the first 3.

i did not like the executive toy shot because it came like two minutes after an identical shot where a robot plowed through several blocks of hong kong to come to rest with a light tap against a bollard on a pier, and a seagull on the bollard squawked and flew off. that was really organic and made me laugh, and then they did it again but this time telegraphed it for like 10 seconds.

xpost -- You mean all the backstory done and dispatched just like that? One of the smartest things about the whole damn film.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 July 2013 04:32 (ten years ago) link

yeah. i also appreciated the 2020 -- YEAR 7 OF KAIJU WAR caption as a comparatively subtle way of being like omg the kaiju attack this year!

i did not like the executive toy shot because it came like two minutes after an identical shot where a robot plowed through several blocks of hong kong to come to rest with a light tap against a bollard on a pier, and a seagull on the bollard squawked and flew off. that was really organic and made me laugh, and then they did it again but this time telegraphed it for like 10 seconds.

agree

乒乓, Monday, 29 July 2013 04:40 (ten years ago) link

needed a third time with a twist, rule of three and that

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 29 July 2013 06:53 (ten years ago) link

like (thing crashes into thing) (thing improbably survives) (beat) (thing spontaneously crashes on fire)

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 29 July 2013 06:54 (ten years ago) link

haha

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 29 July 2013 07:15 (ten years ago) link

*catches on fire

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Monday, 29 July 2013 07:17 (ten years ago) link

tho the telegraphing for 10 seconds is what makes the newton's cradle gag work, because the whole time the fist is crashing towards it you're going 'oh c'mon you're not gonna really--' and then it happens and your like haha, nice.

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 29 July 2013 08:12 (ten years ago) link

i feel like i watched another movie recently that also did the crashing through 40 partitions of an office building thing. was it iron man 3?

乒乓, Monday, 29 July 2013 08:14 (ten years ago) link

sounds like man of steel

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 29 July 2013 08:17 (ten years ago) link

The brain scientist seemed to be in a Spielberg movie whenever he was on screen, he reminded me of a mix of John Cusack and Shia.

Also generally Guillermo Del Toro knows some great cameo actors, but this is in fairness not really news - Bloodpack 4 lyfe!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 July 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link

You mean all the backstory done and dispatched just like that? One of the smartest things about the whole damn film.

Also the fact that it ended moments after the humans had defeated the kaiju (spoiler, btw) and returned to the ocean surface. No extended what-we-learnt coda, no multiple endings, just a sigh of relief, a hug, The End.

hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Monday, 29 July 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link

Also I am now wondering what his Hobbit would actually have been like.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 July 2013 12:01 (ten years ago) link

Brit scientist was channeling Jeffrey Combs in "Frighteners:"

http://www.geocities.ws/p_auli/magmilt2.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 July 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

I thought it was the dude from there's something about mary

Philip Nunez, Monday, 29 July 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

i think everything having to do with people that wasn't a monster fight was pretty bad but i didn't care. there was no real wit which is why the office toy thing sticks out so much. but again doesn't matter cuzza monster fights. had to wait at least an hour to see first actual monster fight but it was worth it. (the one at the beginning with the brother doesn't count. not long enough!)

scott seward, Monday, 29 July 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link

the sole female character is crippled by the fact that she is, deep down, still a cowering girl who needs to be double rescued by idris elba & the bereaved bro before she is ready to do anything. it was a bit ambiguous at the end, but i liked the idea that there wasn't really a romantic relationship there & that they were just mates.

ogmor, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link

motherfucker, what film did you see?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

Because it can't have been the one where she handed Raleigh his ass in Kendo, is what I'm thinking for a start.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

Or the one where she's 51 kills for 51 drops.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

i don't think the one female character being good at fighting & mentally frail is a victory for feminism

ogmor, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

well, fuck. i guess feminism will have to win some unambiguous victories in something other than the gender dynamics of summer blockbusters featuring giant robots punching giant monsters.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link

like its one thing to be "this movie is incredibly regressive and promotes really horrible attitudes so nobody should see it"

but if the story is really more like "meh" then perhaps there are other discussions to be had?

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link

none of the characters were very compelling or well-written/well-rounded. but its okay cuz monsters.

scott seward, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link

i thought it was kind of amazing that there was only one woman on screen for more than two minutes

ogmor, Monday, 29 July 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

eh she's a typical revenge hero's journey. her strength is her weakness etc etc. "frail" and "cowering" are just, like, no.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

isn't the guy from neon genesis evangelion also a feeb who has nosebleeds all the time? it's a theme w/ pedigree. but, yes, her overwhelming fear literally cripples the robot as she reverts to a child while men come to her aid.

ogmor, Monday, 29 July 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link

Well, let's see, she saw her city and family destroyed by giant monsters at an early age and now she pilots giant robots to destroy them, so fuck your "mentally frail", you concern troll.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 July 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link

For reference, which model of mental fortitude from the film are we comparing her to?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 July 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

People in the film with nosebleeds: 4
Number of them who are Mako: 0

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

Her freakout is caused by being the first person to share memories of someone's mind which also contains memories of someone dying - it's not from her that it comes.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 July 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link

why are people mad about this movie with robots

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 29 July 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

why don't you go fight about

in robots

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 29 July 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

i don't know. i expected gigantic robots punching gigantic monsters, and i got all that and ron perlman, too. what's there to complain?

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Monday, 29 July 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

Otm

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 July 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

The lady who throws Charlie Day to the mob in the bomb shelter had more pluck and character, so would have preferred she got a jaeger

Philip Nunez, Monday, 29 July 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link

also was hoping for robot parkour

Philip Nunez, Monday, 29 July 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

i don't know. i expected gigantic robots punching gigantic monsters, and i got all that and ron perlman, too. what's there to complain?

― Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Monday, July 29, 2013 4:25 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

picture a jaeger foot stamping on a kaiju face — forever.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 29 July 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link

none of the characters were very compelling or well-written/well-rounded. but its okay cuz monsters.

― scott seward, Monday, July 29, 2013 2:50 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

yah pretty much, which is why its confusing to me to read people who really were affected by the ~story~

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link

like, the ending was just very confusing. mako and turbo are at the bottom of the sea, they're in the kaiju pit. oh no! mako is passing out. why? idk. before you really get to feel any concern for her, turbo passes her his oxygen tube. they had oxygen tubes? is that why she's unconscious? she's ejected! turbo sends in the nuke. it takes about 20 seconds. del toro tries to up the suspense by making it so that it can only be done manually. but even then, the sequence lasts less than a minute, i guess they ran out of sfx funding. mako surfaces. she's alive, nothing's wrong? then turbo surfaces. oh wait, so turbo is the one who was passed out? then turbo wakes up. they hug.

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link

ok the ending made perfect sense to me. there were other hueg plot holes though. "forgetting your robot has a sword" being a big one.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link

it was internally consistent (kind of) but paced really poorly. also i liked the nod at the beginning to eva where their suits are filled with the orange fluid but you pretty much lost that aspect by the end

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link

I must be drifting incorrectly because I'm stuck in a bad memory where people worry about plot holes in a movie about giant robots fighting monsters.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:29 (ten years ago) link

Man i wish this movie were better in lots of ways but i will totally give them a pass for not emulating ending to Eva

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

somebody please cut the power and destroy the neural bridge asap. and please for the love of christ do not question how doing the former achieves the latter

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link

**CAMERA FADES TO RALEIGH DRESSED IN A SCHOOLBOY'S WHITE SHIRT SITTING ON A CHAIR IN A COMPLETELY BLACK ROOM**

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link

wonder what would happen if somebody was able to drift with a mod

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link

'wait, we have a flag post?'

*massive sword of flag post appears'

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link

i'm getting the feeling this is the best cartoon robots hitting cartoon monsters movie ever

Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

i wasn't affected by the story as a story but i was affected by the emotions characters felt at particular points, like, i was affected when mako's test run failed and she thought she was never gonna get to pilot a giant robot again. obviously that's THE BIGGEST CLICHE EVER and the movie could only allocate ~5 minutes for pretending she wasn't getting right back in the robot but idk. her face. the timing. there was a bunch of stuff like that where i wasn't quite sure why it was getting past me. i agree that the ending was kinda incoherent. i dunno how the main guy got back through the portal in his escape pod without riding a kaiju. i also don't know why, after the movie bothered to set up that it's dangerous for one person to pilot the jaegers and that the early jaegers were nevertheless piloted by one person and that idris elba was one of those people and that injuries to your brain make your nose bleed, idris elba's mysterious nosebleed disease turned out to be radiation poisoning. but i gave a shit with surprising frequency during this movie.

a funny thing to post would be "the emotional beats were more affecting because you had so much time to contemplate them as they approached" but that wouldn't be it, i think.

well i mean i think some basic 'script doctoring' (is that a term??) would have fixed it. like mention in the preliminary that jaeger pilots need oxygen tubes. give the audience something to anticipate. there's that famous (apocryphal?) line attributed to chekhov that if you write about a gun hanging on the wall in the first act, you better make sure that it's used in the third. well, here, there was a sword in the third act that nobody had any idea of in the first.

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

the sword was goofy but only because they acted like they'd forgotten about it; i'd've had no problem if they were just like USE THE SWORD! the same way they'd earlier been like USE THE lol ELBOW ROCKETS!!!

chekhov line is not apocryphal but i was in a chekhov play and i spent the entire first act waving a gun around talking about how i was gonna shoot myself and then not only did i not shoot myself i didn't shoot anyone and nor did anyone else. that's why he was a genius i guess.

I didn't get the feeling they forgot about it, only that she had spent so much time in the simulators she was the only one that knew the feature was there. It was her that remembered, right, not the guy?

Am I the only one who felt this movie had a surreal sequel vibe to it? Like, there was a Pacific Rim one, with all the backstory and build-up, and then, 12 years later, this movie shows up, with a slightly less than A level cast, but definitely A level FX, cuts to the chase and gets right to more monsters vs. robots?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link

Man i wish this movie were better in lots of ways but i will totally give them a pass for not emulating ending to Eva

Oh, man. If this had emulated either of the Evangelion endings, it'd be the ballsiest American blockbuster ever!

Simon H., Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:53 (ten years ago) link

if it had Raleigh masturbating onto a comatose Mako they'd probably not be able to get that PG-13

El tres de 乒乓 de 1808 (silby), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link

<i>i dunno how the main guy got back through the portal in his escape pod without riding a kaiju.</i>

Maybe the "barcode scanner" is only on the portal for transit from earth to the kaiju dimension. Kind of like a car door, you can't open it from the outside without a key, but you can just pull the handle from the inside.

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link

chekhov line is not apocryphal but i was in a chekhov play and i spent the entire first act waving a gun around talking about how i was gonna shoot myself and then not only did i not shoot myself i didn't shoot anyone and nor did anyone else. that's why he was a genius i guess.

I should point out that this being the case, ergo the gun was not hanging on the wall, so.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link

ok the ending made perfect sense to me. there were other hueg plot holes though. "forgetting your robot has a sword" being a big one.

― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, July 29, 2013 8:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this might have been silly (i didnt really care), but it is not really a plot hole

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 04:32 (ten years ago) link

Am I the only one who felt this movie had a surreal sequel vibe to it? Like, there was a Pacific Rim one, with all the backstory and build-up, and then, 12 years later, this movie shows up, with a slightly less than A level cast, but definitely A level FX, cuts to the chase and gets right to more monsters vs. robots?

ah totally ! I was thinking this morning that instead of a sequel they should make a prequel : pacific rim origins !

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 11:32 (ten years ago) link

I posted earlier that it was silly how the russian and chinese jaeger got destroyed so easily but thinking about it, the fact that it was so fast and violent is great, actually.
shock & awe !
at this point, some of the more memorable moments for me are the ones when the jaegers get smashed (the head/copilot of gypsy danger in the beginning and the russian/chinese).

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link

Some A-level visceral destruction going on in those scenes. Seeing this with the upgraded sound far more important than any of the #d.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link

3d. (shit, need to go to bed)

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

yeah, the kaijus are pretty mean motherfuckers in these scenes.
appetite for destruction !

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

the sword thing is earlier in that fight they picked up a ship and used it as a club, and it was only mildly effective. if you have a sword that can just slice through those guys you should _always_ be using it. ditto with the energy beam things. Why do you go and ineffectively punch for a while and _then_ actually use a legit weapon?

And honestly I have a hard time suspending my belief that an unstable two-legged humanoid robot is really the most effective fighting machine at that size.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 13:05 (ten years ago) link

specific rim

conrad, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

you don't want to ask too many questions when it comes to robots-vs-monsters. cuz then you will ask yourself: if they can build giant working robot and mindmeld technology why the heck can't they build remote control unit for their robot.

scott seward, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

also, ocean-clearing atomic blast at sea floor doesn't create a massive scale, devastating tsunami that would wipe out any coastal cities? or was the fissure/portal/breach so remote that it would 'diffuse' ?

braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

Ha, that's actually been the handwave I was most amused by -- where exactly IS the breach?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

"We're setting you down here and then you can go down to the deep ocean floor, about 750 feet down, and the breach is right over there."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

That's the Endor holocaust theory

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

"Say Marshal how come it was attacking us almost immediately in Alaska when it took a little time to get to us over in Hong Kong."

"Shut up my nose is bleeding."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

Why didn't stacker take a poop the whole movie? I mean, it covers a good portion of time. A duration of time some might say is too long to be explained away by mere constipation.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

Chemotherapy does terrible things to your large intestine

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link

They probably pooped in the suits, like pilots ad astronauts.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

And astronauts.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

Weirdly, they did mention monster poop, but we never saw that, either. In fact, we never saw them eat anything. Maybe they were fed before they went through the breach?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

we saw a monster eat something

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

everything but the shoes

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

Didn't it spit it out later?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

I don't remember, but I was shocked to discover my gf has shoes with little gold plates on them like that.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

dangerous-era michael jackson type stuff

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

Or Corey Feldman 1989 to present.

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

about the prequel idea, I would love to see how they decided to build the first jaegers and then test them, recruit/train the first drifters, first fight, etc.
also how they got the kaiju that was on the aircraft carrier !
actually, there could be many movies BEFORE pacific rim.
it could be like a saga starting from the end !

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

except we already know the beginning and all that happened in the meantime.
it would be very conceptual.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link

i would like to see what raleigh was like as a little boy. maybe he built a jaeger from scratch from junkyard parts!

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

about the prequel idea, I would love to see how they decided to build the first jaegers and then test them, recruit/train the first drifters, first fight, etc.
also how they got the kaiju that was on the aircraft carrier !
actually, there could be many movies BEFORE pacific rim.
it could be like a saga starting from the end !

― AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:01 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

They already made prequels to this movie here's the first one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OHf_qgRXW0

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

re: long ago discussion of sequels to movies that underperformed domestically but got sequels due to international boxoffice, i glanced at an entertainment weekly in the grocery line today and it had a small feature on this exact phenomenon, they mentioned a few movies the ones i can recall are kick-ass 2 (out soon), that percy jackson thing which i didn't even know there was a first percy jackson thing (died laughing at the trailer, what garbage), and coming soon: hansel and gretel 2. this thing's officially a small flop domestically now, they'd hoped good word of mouth would save it and kept advertising up but it didn't really recover from that opening weekend. who knows on sequel.

balls, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

speaking of trailers that reminds me that the trailer for gravity, the new cuaron, was before this. not sure what to think but in imax 3d it seemed like it could be an experience, certainly more than that percy jackson thing.

balls, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link

Looked good but also looked like it'd give me a panic attack so probably not gonna go see it.

しるび (silby), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

i got riddick, gravity, ender's game, and some other sci-fi thing for trailers before this.

scott seward, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link

i had a thing where jeff bridges fights, i dunno, dragons? also julianne moore doing angelina jolie in beowulf.

Am I the only one who felt this movie had a surreal sequel vibe to it? Like, there was a Pacific Rim one, with all the backstory and build-up, and then, 12 years later, this movie shows up, with a slightly less than A level cast, but definitely A level FX, cuts to the chase and gets right to more monsters vs. robots?

no. this def felt like chapter 2.

StillAdvance, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link

forgot to put that in quotation marks...

StillAdvance, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

of all the trailers, Captain Phillips (Hanks) and Gravity (Clooney) looked the best.

braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

Gravity has a good set-up, but I'm afraid I might spend the whole movie wondering why Sandra Bullock is in outer space.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link

the "sequel" feeling is because they did all the setting up in the first few minutes, which as everyone has said, was a great idea.

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

yeah the opening felt a lot like 'last time, on pacific rim'

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

my favorite compression in that part was SO THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES. reagan's old fantasy! (i had the same one as a spaceship-loving teenager.)

thought this was so great

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link

dayo is off his freakin rocker imo

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link

script is great--i mean the bar is so low w/ summer hwood blockbuster action stuff these days but really lean and quick, pacing is terrific, the whole thing made me thing of that famous mamet memo to the writers of the unit about "drama"

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link

like, the ending was just very confusing. mako and turbo are at the bottom of the sea, they're in the kaiju pit. oh no! mako is passing out. why? idk. before you really get to feel any concern for her, turbo passes her his oxygen tube. they had oxygen tubes? is that why she's unconscious? she's ejected! turbo sends in the nuke. it takes about 20 seconds. del toro tries to up the suspense by making it so that it can only be done manually. but even then, the sequence lasts less than a minute, i guess they ran out of sfx funding. mako surfaces. she's alive, nothing's wrong? then turbo surfaces. oh wait, so turbo is the one who was passed out? then turbo wakes up. they hug.

― 乒乓, Monday, July 29, 2013 8:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mako is passing out b/c theyre losing oxygen, theres a shot of a big screen thats like, oxygen depleting or whatever, to establish this, plus lines of dialog. they have oxygen tubes, idk why this is something youre worried about, or why it would make the movie better to waste a scene and telegraph this fairly insignificant moment by including something about the oxygen tubes.

i think del toro nails the rest of it--just enough time spent on the manual stuff to cause a small thrill (and give us a glimpse of dimension x) but not some absurd drawn out 10 minute will-he-reach-the-switch moment.

then mako wakes up and is fine because she had extra oxygen from the tubes/ g-damn escape capsule. rally or whatever his name is has passed out because he gave mako his oxygen tubes, remember? and then he wakes up

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link

i mean its so crazy to me that youre asking for a longer movie with more stuff in it when exactly what made this work was how perfectly efficient and directed it was

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link

eh you need the set-up to build up the tension - mako is absent from that entire scene until you learn she's passing out because of low oxygen or w/e

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link

that 'scene' opens with the establishing shot of the low oxygen level screen/dialogue, shes present and fainting in all shots of the jaeger interior

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link

the movie's structure is just not set up well, you get the feeling that del toro blew the entire sfx budget on the second act, HK. the third felt squeezed and compressed, you felt like they should have done something more with the category five kaiju, but it just ends up being a slightly bigger and slightly tougher to kill version of the other ones you've seen a billion times before. i mean usually it's the third and final act where all the big fireworks take place, those are the standard notes he should have been hitting.

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:45 (ten years ago) link

i was talking more about the overall battle - plenty of shots of idris and rally flexing but the first time you see mako she's passed out, iirc xp

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:45 (ten years ago) link

i guess this movie came too close on the heels of the avengers for me as well

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link

The kaiju had way more intelligible motivations than those fucking aliens in the avengers. I still don't know why that movie had aliens in it.

しるび (silby), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:52 (ten years ago) link

err, it was pretty much explained in one or more of the gazillion 'prequel' movies

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link

that's true, but that movie also put a face to the enemy in loki. i was referring more to the fact that that movie also ends with iron man being sent into another dimension to deliver a nuke, then escaping at the last minute. i guess that's ID4 as well

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link

xpost I'll leave the comics experts to explain the aliens' comic book origins tho, cuz I don't know outside of Wikipedia and I ain't gonna pretend I knew anything about that earlier than five minutes ago.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link

The aliens were Skrulls, but they can't call them that, since I think whatever studio did Fantastic Four might still have a lock on that name, so they used Chitari, which is the name from the Ultimates imprint/side-universe/etc.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link

Just now remembering the full extent of the birthing imagery in this flick, to the point of them literally measuring the dilation of the breach.

Also, this and Fast & Furious 6 were the two funnest times at the theater all summer. Put the Rock in the sequel to this and look out world.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link

yeah i enjoyed the hell out of F&F 6

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:10 (ten years ago) link

where was i for F&F 4 and 5? i've got some catching up to do apparently.

i really enjoyed that avengers movie. i had no idea. i would have seen it at the movies had i known.

scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:15 (ten years ago) link

max otm

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link

i guess i'm being hard on this movie because i really love me a giant summer action blockbuster, and for sure a lot of effort and polish went into this, which is why it was a letdown... i don't really think its' productive to 'set the bar low,' it's not like i'm expecting to see the act of killing or w/e, and plenty of smart movies get made within the confines of a genre, even action movies. this wasn't one of them, for me

this discussion reminds me of another thing that annoyed me, drifting with the kaiju: the first time they do it, you get the big reveal of their m.o., they are like locusts, they're gonna take over the world, w/e. that's cool. then the second time they do it, this time with two people, with a bigger kaiju brain, the reveal is: you need a dead kaiju to get into the rift. felt like such a letdown after the first, all it adds to the battle is that now they have to kill a kaiju and hang on to its body, which wasn't gonna be that hard anyway, it's already been established that the bodies stick around after they die. didn't really up the stakes of the battle at all i felt

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link

yeah but the mission was already in progress

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link

and the bigger kaiju brain just meant a greater chance of death -> higher risk

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link

these are the upped stakes

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:31 (ten years ago) link

ehh, it was already clear that it was a suicide mission. i dunno, i would have preferred a reveal that made it even more imperative that they be stopped, rather than just a procedural hoop they had to jump through

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link

"from drifting with the kaiju brain, we learned that the alien race plans to wipe out all of humanity EXCEPT for mumford and sons"

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:41 (ten years ago) link

bingo

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

for the record, my favorite 'dumb' action movie where i just didn't care about the plot is d-war. in fact i have never seen the entirety of d-war, just this 10 minute clip on youtube. but it rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp4lsAdBZbU

i guess the problem w/ pacific rim is that it tried too hard to have a plot. it could have foregone it entirely

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link

dayo c'mon this movie was basically a 2hr live action anime including characters shouting the names of their attacks.

しるび (silby), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:46 (ten years ago) link

eh most live action adaptations of anime end up pretty poorly made, and oftentimes precisely because the creators are too literal in the re-mediation!

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link

i guess this movie came too close on the heels of the avengers for me as well

― 乒乓, Tuesday, July 30, 2013

otm. prefer a few years between my summer popcorn spectacles to really let things sink in tbh. 14.5 months is not enough.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link

oh right that's another plot hole. they drifted with the newborn kaiju. how the heck did it know anything -- it was just born!?

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link

they have a hive mind.

it inherits the memories of the other clones because all thought is 'shared' by the cloned kaiju, part of del Toro's commentary on groupthink/socialism iirc

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link

xpost damnit

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link

kaiju obviously a metaphor for the Far East

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link

oh right i actually remember that now!

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link

this movie happens in the future. it contains an alien race and world from another dimension. when you have introduced these things into your movie, it is almost impossible to have plot holes because almost anything can be explained by these things. the movie does not explain them all because the movie is like a good CCR song. there's some room for the person enjoying it to fill in the gaps. 乒乓 wants the movie to fill in all the gaps, but it'd be like stevie nicks braying ooooohs and ahhhhhs while lindsey buckingham yells vocables over a CCR song. that shit is awesome in mac songs, but this isn't a mac song. it's a CCR song. so just hop into the hovercraft with Guillermo and john, drift on down the mississippi, and enjoy the scenery.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:22 (ten years ago) link

-points for no choogling ref

on fire after blowout in gulf (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 04:41 (ten years ago) link

the movie's structure is just not set up well, you get the feeling that del toro blew the entire sfx budget on the second act, HK.

on the second act?? did you see the first five minutes of this movie??

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link

this movie happens in the future. it contains an alien race and world from another dimension. when you have introduced these things into your movie, it is almost impossible to have plot holes because almost anything can be explained by these things.

no.

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link

it ain't me. no, it ain't me. i ain't no jaeger pilot's son

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:12 (ten years ago) link

on the second act?? did you see the first five minutes of this movie??

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:04 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark

i felt the first act was where he lost his bro

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link

this movie happens in the future. it contains an alien race and world from another dimension. when you have introduced these things into your movie, it is almost impossible to have plot holes because almost anything can be explained by these things. the movie does not explain them all because the movie is like a good CCR song. there's some room for the person enjoying it to fill in the gaps. 乒乓 wants the movie to fill in all the gaps, but it'd be like stevie nicks braying ooooohs and ahhhhhs while lindsey buckingham yells vocables over a CCR song. that shit is awesome in mac songs, but this isn't a mac song. it's a CCR song. so just hop into the hovercraft with Guillermo and john, drift on down the mississippi, and enjoy the scenery.

― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 12:22 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i mean, it's not even about plot holes, it's just poor scriptwriting, in ability to build and create tension, hold and release. and tbh, i forgive almost anything if the action scenes are good. and the action scenes were good for a while, but ended up being pretty repetitive - by the end, it's still just robot v. kaiju action, no new twist except for a jaeger falling slowly through space

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:36 (ten years ago) link

yeah, the action scenes worked for me. but your point about the bathos of the cockpit shots made sense to me.

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:42 (ten years ago) link

on the second act?? did you see the first five minutes of this movie??

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:04 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark

i felt the first act was where he lost his bro

― 乒乓, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:33 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh, you mean the sfx of kaijus ripping through san fran and stuff. yeah that was impressive. but recreating HK from scratch was more impressive to me. also if you wanna talk plot holes, this is a plot hole: the background for the fight was HK's famous HK island skyline. but to be looking at it, you'd have to be in victoria harbor, looking from the kowloon side. however, the kaiju were all coming in from the sea, so they should have hit the south side of the island first.

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:47 (ten years ago) link

that is a 'goof'

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:52 (ten years ago) link

or interesting trivia

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:52 (ten years ago) link

guillermo was feelin goofy

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:54 (ten years ago) link

haha dayo really? good lord man

balls, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:54 (ten years ago) link

i didn't want to talk plot holes!

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 05:57 (ten years ago) link

take that with the same grain of salt that you'd take when you read someone complaining about how some character in a movie in new york lives in a $500 2BR in the lower east side. or something

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 06:02 (ten years ago) link

i'll take it with a grain of salt, a shot of tequila, and a good cry in front of the bathroom mirror

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 06:08 (ten years ago) link

great goddamn cthulhu

it ain't me. no, it ain't me. i ain't no jaeger pilot's son

I completely ate up throwaway lines and minor details that implied a far-wider story going on - especially the references to "hey, real food," the background announcements when Son Of Anarchy is up on the Wall. I don't want nor need Morgan Freeman to over-explain the the amount of Bad Shit that is going on or a MOTHERFUCKING ORIGIN STORY.

I can't remember which Sam Fuller book/interview/documentary it was in, but Fuller was talking about how his World War II experiences inhabited his films and there's a pure essence of a simple "you see a Nazi, you shoot him." There's a purity to only getting as much information as you exactly need, and that's what made me reference those WWII movies upthread. I sorta read Pacific Rim as a vague propaganda movie describing the kaiju war. Dumb as rocks, but primal manna for anyone with a hyperactive imagination. But who really cares about all that Joseph Campbell nonsense because MONSTERS VS. MECHS IN LOVECRAFT PLOT!

I'm going to say it... You know what other ridiculous movie had shitty acting? Star Wars.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 09:59 (ten years ago) link

i mean dayo if your criticism is "it couldve been cooler" then yes i agree, it couldve been. but thats not the same thing as "weak script"

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 11:08 (ten years ago) link

well my criticism is definitely "weak script" to which the response has pretty much been "but but but giant robots with swords"

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 11:26 (ten years ago) link

"the fifth monster shouldve been bigger and/or different" is not a "weak script" criticism, its a criticism that is easily met with "but but giant robots with swords"

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link

It's not so much that the Category 5 creature was "too small," it's that the underwater setting didn't do any favors in terms of establishing scale in the way the HK scenes did.

Simon H., Wednesday, 31 July 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

That's because the underwater scenes were shot in a different way than the city scenes. The vibe I got from it was that they were deliberately going for the "dudes in rubber suits" scale, which Kaiju movies would do, too. The camera angles change whether you're featuring shit getting stomped vs dudes punching it out and slamming it into each other in an environment were they can swim.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link

I'm not sure I'd call it a bad script as much as a weirdly structured script. We're so used to summer blockbusters following a specific formula - which this one does - that the stuff that doesn't follow formula feels discordant or off.

Again, there was a quote from Del Toro where he says there is more speaking/talking/lines in this movie than in any of his other movies, which sure, might underscore its bad scriptness, or stress that Del Toro is better at action, but it does imply that he crammed a lot of non-robot/monster stuff into this despite the dominance of robot/monster stuff. Basically the problem is that the movie is a huge epic compressed into 130 minutes or whatever, which is nothing in terms of run times these days. The Avengers was 10 minutes longer, and it had several movies and several decades of comic book lore to set things up first. This one just had residual Godzilla understanding, which even then was apparently overestimated.

Which is another way of saying, hmm, maybe I was wrong, and Del Toro's ambitions got the better of him to the extent that, yeah, maybe he did sort of muff the no-brainer giant monster destroys cities scenario. But so did a lot of the Toho Godzilla films. Maybe even most of them.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link

this basically follows the exact formula of a summer blockbuster? and manages it do so much more efficiently and smartly than most summer blockbusters?

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

Has this been shared on here yet? Fan made Pacific Rim trailer in the style of an old Toho Godzilla flick.
http://youtu.be/y3Qygyy4204

hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link

oh, you mean the sfx of kaijus ripping through san fran and stuff. yeah that was impressive. but recreating HK from scratch was more impressive to me. also if you wanna talk plot holes, this is a plot hole: the background for the fight was HK's famous HK island skyline. but to be looking at it, you'd have to be in victoria harbor, looking from the kowloon side. however, the kaiju were all coming in from the sea, so they should have hit the south side of the island first.

― 乒乓, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:47 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

you people have no idea what plot holes are

this also isnt a "weak script" thing

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link

I'm not sure I'd call it a bad script as much as a weirdly structured script. We're so used to summer blockbusters following a specific formula - which this one does - that the stuff that doesn't follow formula feels discordant or off.

there's weird stuff in many a blockbuster. have you ever seen a michael bay movie?

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link

transformers 2 had an ostrich petting zoo scene

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link

I like the incorporation of a WWII bomber movie into this. It was one of those aspects(like the XCOM-style black market for Kaiju organs) that added to the world for me.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link

you people have no idea what plot holes are

this also isnt a "weak script" thing

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 9:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

you're right, plot holes are not something i really care about. that was just a detail that stuck out to me because i've spent so much time in HK. if you wanna talk plot holes though, why are so many people living in coastal cities 10 years after the kaiju appear. i dunno

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

Well the view's nice.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link

Only a few big skeletons blocking it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

that wall probably would've cleared them out tho

you're right, plot holes are not something i really care about. that was just a detail that stuck out to me because i've spent so much time in HK. if you wanna talk plot holes though, why are so many people living in coastal cities 10 years after the kaiju appear. i dunno

― 乒乓, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:43 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

also not really a plot hole :)

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

i did love that the much heralded wall got nothin

i think i saw it mentioned upthread but all the exposition we got through seeing news on tv screen was very starship troopers to me, which i liked

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

i feel like i've already wasted too many words in this thread but it seems like i am the only one willing to SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER. so - i don't think the script was weirdly structured, it was pretty conventional, except the third and final act really just fizzled. i appreciate it when these kinds of film wander off conventions, i really dug the host and cloverfield. i think it's just getting bored of robots pummeling kaiju, again, by the third act. most summer action blockbusters have variety to their action setpieces.

maybe if i had to reframe the argument it's not necessarily a weak 'script' per se as it is a weak narrative structure, poorly paced and with too little room to breathe. a movie so 'efficient' really just ends up feeling rushed, which is fine if the action scenes kept on mixing in new and more exciting elements, i'm all for scripts that are just excuses to hang more creative and more insane scenes on. but by the end the fights just felt really torpid and sluggish

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

i did love that the much heralded wall got nothin

i think i saw it mentioned upthread but all the exposition we got through seeing news on tv screen was very starship troopers to me, which i liked

almost my favorite part of the movie was the kaiju tearing through a wall (i think next to disaster movie staple sydney opera house) and one of the crowd of workers watching it on tv yelling WELL WHAT THE HELL ARE WE BUILDING THIS FOR?

s10cki i dunno if this is a plot hole or not but the other question i had in the back of my mind was, after the sea wall was broken, why didn't the gov just reopen funding to the jaegers. what else were they spending their money on

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link

because government is the problem

why are so many people living in coastal cities 10 years after the kaiju appear

The argument was that evacuation and relocation was significantly more expensive than building a load of Jaegers, which then (for the first few years) did a decent job off seeing the monsters off before they reached the coast anyway.

JimD, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

xpost Budget was emergency allocated toward terraforming another planet to get the hell off earth?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

s10cki i dunno if this is a plot hole or not but the other question i had in the back of my mind was, after the sea wall was broken, why didn't the gov just reopen funding to the jaegers. what else were they spending their money on

― 乒乓, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:51 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

ya i was never quite... clear... on why the whole program was just being shuttered like that.

though i thought the ineffective wall thing was kind of realistically stupid.

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

i mean i don't really think plot holes are worth dwelling too long on, i guess you can kinda characterize my criticism upthread as being about plot holes. but i'm more interested in narrative techniques, how tension is built up, how you can build worlds without resorting to bland exposition. fabula and syuzhet, that sort of thing. i just didn't think pacific rim was good at any of that.

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

pacific rim built more world in the first 5 minutes than any other blockbuster i've seen this year, and probably the last couple of years.

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

Ha, OTM re: realistic stupidity of building walls. They must have cut the scene where Congress symbolically votes to outlaw giant monsters.

Yeah, it's elided over pretty quickly, but after the first monster attack, it was a while before there was another one, right?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

sometimes "exposition" is great! using it as a dirty word is a little too common these days. all storytelling is exposition.

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

i think "room to breathe" just means flab, idk, there was really nothing in it that felt rushed to me, i got to know the characters, i identified with them, i knew their motivations, i knew what they wanted and how they felt. there were scenes it would have been fun or cool to see but at what cost? its so nice to see a movie and not get bored waiting for it to end in the last 20 minutes

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

s10cki i dunno if this is a plot hole or not but the other question i had in the back of my mind was, after the sea wall was broken, why didn't the gov just reopen funding to the jaegers. what else were they spending their money on

― 乒乓, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:51 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

ya i was never quite... clear... on why the whole program was just being shuttered like that.

though i thought the ineffective wall thing was kind of realistically stupid.

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:56 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually thought this was going to develop into a plot line? iirc theres a line where the newscaster is like "the failure of the wall has many people questioning why the jaegers are being decommissioned"

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link

I think it seemed pretty efficient because it dealt in a lot of blockbuster tropes. But Del Toro did manage to toss in all sorts of other stuff. For instance, drifting. He just throws it out there and really doesn't delve into it. We get as much time with the guy's dog as we do on drifting.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

i distinguish between serious "plot holes" and trivial things like unexplained details and questionable premises. a plot hole is a significant internal contradiction, a place where story logic collapses on itself in a big way. fact that people were still occupying coastal cities in pacific rim isn't a plot hole, imo, it's just a dubious premise. i happily accept that sort of thing in movies of this type.

that isn't to say that popcorn action/adventure movies are indemnified against all criticism, just that "unrealistic" isn't a terribly interesting angle of attack here. of course this shit is unrealistic. giant robot has a rocket elbow. question is whether or not we're entertained by the absurdity. i was. wasn't even troubled by the constant shifts between inside and out during the fights.

i was bothered by dull lead performances and an uninvolving semi-romance. that and testosterone struggles with the aussie crew, lost brother angst, lame gender dynamics, rah rah militarism, nearly everything that wasn't crazy kaiju carnage.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

the first five minutes had bland exposition (i actually found this, like... subversive or something! all my kneejerk robert mckee alarms went off from the very first line and then over the next two minutes i was sitting there thinking, no, wait, this is for the best) but they also had a guy in a kaiju suit towering over a talk show host campily feigning terror, so i didn't even begrudge them the aspirational shots of merchandise

biggest problems with this movie:

- lead guy
- fact that antagonist guy looks exactly like lead guy

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

i did like that they were going for a maverick/iceman thing. though it couldn't help but remind you of how lame all male leads are these days. those guys vs cruise and kilmer? come on.

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

if the lead guy had looked exactly like the antagonist the shatterdome crew quarters would've had to be a lot bigger

wait, who was the antagonist?

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

the iceman guy. teh australian

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

i think "room to breathe" just means flab, idk, there was really nothing in it that felt rushed to me, i got to know the characters, i identified with them, i knew their motivations, i knew what they wanted and how they felt. there were scenes it would have been fun or cool to see but at what cost? its so nice to see a movie and not get bored waiting for it to end in the last 20 minutes

― max, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:58 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah the movie traffics in character tropes for sure - and they could have been more interesting tropes, as s10cks points out we coulda had maverick and goose

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

in fact, as the lead guy had a TWIN earlier in the movie, you had three identical bland blond bros

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

i wanted to get to know the russians more, crazy bleached hair

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

iirc theres a line where the newscaster is like "the failure of the wall has many people questioning why the jaegers are being decommissioned"

― max, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 2:59 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and then they cut to the aussie guy like 'theeza being decommissioned becuzza awful PAHlots'

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link

they shoulda got leo to play the aussie. made leo pick up an aussie accent

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

it would have really been awesome if the jaeger pilots, instead of trying to mimic the moves of the robot in real life, had to do dbz poses every time they wanted to do an elbow rocket punch. http://i.imgur.com/pAL9bxH.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

'theeza being decommissioned becuzza awful PAHlots'

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 3:09 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

which btw made literally no sense to me

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

i don't think it made sense to anyone, that guy was an asshole

biggest problems with this movie:

- lead guy
- fact that antagonist guy looks exactly like lead guy

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:03 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did like that they were going for a maverick/iceman thing. though it couldn't help but remind you of how lame all male leads are these days. those guys vs cruise and kilmer? come on.

― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:04 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god yes

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

like who is even out there who is the right age who you could cast who might actually bring some charisma to this role? tom hardy maybe?

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

vin diesel and the rock, obv

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

this is why jeff bridges is fighting dragons

like who is even out there who is the right age who you could cast who might actually bring some charisma to this role? tom hardy maybe?

― max, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:15 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vin diesel and the rock, obv

― 乒乓, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:16 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

basically

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

this generation is DYING for its kurt russell

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link

but we have ryan gosling

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link

:->

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link

vin and the rock are too old!

max, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

Jaden Smith, obviously.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

daniel tosh

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

the jeselnik offensive

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

robin thicke battling topless kaiju

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link

Random thought I'd almost forgotten about -- the American dude who's the rep to the national alliance or whatever that tells Idris the base is closing and then is on TV later after the wall fails: in terms of appearance at least, I got BIG Romney vibes from him.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

speaking of mamet and action leads i will rep for Max Martini all day. he'd have killed it as a lead.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

i remember watching cole hauser in stuff years ago and thinking he would be a cool action lead. he's done action stuff but nobody has given him a good lead role. he even has action in his blood cuzza his dad.

scott seward, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link

Random thought I'd almost forgotten about -- the American dude who's the rep to the national alliance or whatever that tells Idris the base is closing and then is on TV later after the wall fails: in terms of appearance at least, I got BIG Romney vibes from him.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

100%

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

i remember watching cole hauser in stuff years ago and thinking he would be a cool action lead. he's done action stuff but nobody has given him a good lead role. he even has action in his blood cuzza his dad.

― scott seward, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 12:52 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

well ive got a hell of a little flickaroo for you... its caled Paparazzi and its a doozy

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

i never saw it! would watch. he's in lots of little movies that i've never seen.

scott seward, Thursday, 1 August 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

vin diesel was already in poignant giant robot movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1-vzNh2d14

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 August 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

lol almost mentioned paparazzi

balls, Thursday, 1 August 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link

i just thought cole hauser was compelling in little parts and really watchable. and he always looked like he had history. or gravitas. actually, come to think of it, i kinda like josh brolin for the same reasons. they're both hollywood kids but they both seemed to have learned something over the years too. cole was in the last die hard movie for five minutes and the guy who played bruce willis's son was such a nothing. and a nothing in the nu-action mode. just anonymous. maybe t.v. gets all the good people. sons of anarchy dude probably belongs on the small screen. he's good there.

scott seward, Thursday, 1 August 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link

these two from breaking bad would have made excellent pilots
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc7r2oM6aK1qa8ivmo1_500.jpg

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 August 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link

hauser's a good actor but he comes off like a psycho even in his genial roles. he's not a charming leading man type... which is fine imo

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link

Guess what?

http://www.deadline.com/2013/07/pacific-rim-9m-opening-in-china-biggest-ever-for-warner-bros-sequel-likely/

I’ve just learned that momentum is building for a Pacific Rim sequel based on the international box office for the Legendary Pictures/Warner Bros summer tentpole. The latest development is the 3D sci-fi actioner’s Wednesday opening in China to a record-breaking $9M from an estimated 5,700 digital 3D screens, 117 digital 3D IMAX screens, and 22 China Giant Screen sites. That’s a new high for any Warner Bros release and 23% bigger than for any Harry Potter film including 3D Harry Potter 7B. Pacific Rim grossed a huge 70% of the Top Five market share there. This is after the pic broke through to become the #1 film internationally on July 19-21 as it rolled out into less than half the global territories. Pacific Rim releases in Spain, Brazil and Japan on August 9th.

The result is that screenwriter Travis Beacham (who had the original idea which also resulted in Legendary’s homegrown graphic novel) and co-scribe/director Guillermo del Toro’s film will likely have a sequel. No one is yet saying this movie is going to turn a profit due to the high cost of its Industrial Light & Magic CGI which sent the budget to $180M-$220M. Unfortunately, U.S. theatrical sales are not expected to exceed $100M all in so overseas coin was crucial. But international was always a big part of Pacific Rim‘s strategy in a crowded summer marketplace. Through Tuesday, the pic’s foreign cume is $144.7M from 52 territories and its worldwide total is $229M. As I’ve said before, Legendary’s mega-financier Thomas Tull has the luxury of mining this marginal outcome into a franchise. Warner Bros underwrote 25% of the film and receives the global distribution fees.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:11 (ten years ago) link

movie studios generally like to downplay the profits right, for tax purposes

乒乓, Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:13 (ten years ago) link

I welcome the eventual raising and refurbishment of Crimson Typhoon, the three-armed Chinese jaeger. Expect to see more jaegers from countries where PM is playing well.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:15 (ten years ago) link

Fuck yeah, I want Northern- and Southern-style Jaegers. Full-on Shaolin capabilities.

Also, hopefully we can get a proper Japanese model and maybe even a MechaSanto next time.

Japan's opening not for another 8 days, right?

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link

xp: depends on the tax breaks the productions get too. The accounting for multi-country productions gets non-linear very fast. I assume it's all fudged.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link

Would love to see this opening night in Japan.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:24 (ten years ago) link

i find that article weird since even a hit in china isn't going to make this thing make a lot of money. ticket prices in china are still too low. i mean $9m? that ain't shit. and china takes 75% of profits from any movies shown there. unless they've already factored that out.. this means... that the film made WB/Legendary $2.25m over the chinese opening weekend.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:42 (ten years ago) link

xpost

is that a nic roeg reference?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:42 (ten years ago) link

I might drive down to oxnard next week just to see this again in 3D

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:44 (ten years ago) link

oxnard, I tell you!

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:44 (ten years ago) link

I'm thinking of driving to Montclair this weekend to see it at a drive-in.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 1 August 2013 07:04 (ten years ago) link

oh man, this would be such a good drive-in movie

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 August 2013 07:05 (ten years ago) link

It's this place: http://www.missiontiki.com

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 1 August 2013 07:11 (ten years ago) link

that looks pretty good. we have a drive-in over by campus, but it's just a lumpy lawn with no set spaces. I'm worried about seeing this in 2D, should it lose some of its magic

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 August 2013 07:13 (ten years ago) link

Ha, I've only seen it in 2D so far!

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 1 August 2013 08:01 (ten years ago) link

And I completely forgot the Aussie mech was called Striker Eureka

― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Thursday, August 1, 2013 2:40 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

http://i.minus.com/iIiO08keuALMM.gif

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 August 2013 08:51 (ten years ago) link

I'm worried about seeing this in 2D, should it lose some of its magic

I've seen it in both D's, and though I thought the 3D was p.dece for a post-conversion job , it was clearer and more colourful in 2D and I got more out of it, i think.

this generation is DYING for its kurt russell

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=88202

hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

i saw it in 2d and was glad i did, but i'm going back this weekend for drugged imax 3d. i wish there were imax 2d tho.

what a neat nazi gif collection. u guys rule

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link

man, i watched that Predators movie and it was okay but sheesh adrien brody and topher grace are action stars now? sad state of affairs.

scott seward, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link

is that reference to irish bareknuckles fight talking?

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link

"hauser's a good actor but he comes off like a psycho even in his genial roles."

this is true. though i still think as an action anti-hero he'd be good. looking at his filmography i kinda want to see the underground cave demon movie he made. sounds kinda good. he first impressed me in that movie All Over Me where he was TRULY frightening.

scott seward, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link

jaeg3r, 45 years old: so, what was the best part?
jaeg3r, 9 years old: ALL OF IT! *continues exulting*

i thought it was really fun until it lasted 30 minutes too long. also, after dayo's comments i kept wondering if del toro put the bone yard district in the correct place geographically.

on fire after blowout in gulf (Hunt3r), Sunday, 4 August 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link

Wednesday opening in China to a record-breaking $9M from an estimated 5,700 digital 3D screens, 117 digital 3D IMAX screens,

I'm not following here. So the movie played 5700 3D screens, in a country of 1.5 billion, and that took in ... $9 mil?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 August 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link

How much are movie tickets in China?

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 4 August 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link

Making the rounds on Tumblr is this excerpt from the PR novelization

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2089b7e73ee2172feddf35cb9f081f80/tumblr_mqwwx56y0Z1qf4s24o1_500.png
http://31.media.tumblr.com/a78b248eeb733a7a4af54f8468cc6b6d/tumblr_mqwwx56y0Z1qf4s24o2_500.png

add myself to the "waaahhh why wasn't this in the movie!" chorus.

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 4 August 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link

Don't disrespect the dome!

i too went to college (silby), Sunday, 4 August 2013 06:17 (ten years ago) link

omg

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 4 August 2013 06:19 (ten years ago) link

Hopefully filmed so it'll be a DVD extra.

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 4 August 2013 07:57 (ten years ago) link

I loved this movie so much. Absolutely perfect "fuck yeah" movie!

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 4 August 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

People whose main concerns are strong characters, well written dialogue, lack of glaring plot holes probably not going to dig, but if you want to see awesome looking robots beating up awesome looking monsters this is great. Should I see Battleship btw? It's on HBO right now.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 4 August 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link

battleship has a few nice shots and is really really boring

resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 4 August 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

battleship's good-natured but not actually good.

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 4 August 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link

Battleship sucks and deliberately panders in a horrible way to grab gravitas

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Sunday, 4 August 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link

My fave 1/2 star review:

"The story's appeal is lost in all the fights between the monsters and robots."

on fire after blowout in gulf (Hunt3r), Monday, 5 August 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link

Battleship was fucking hilarious, I thought, but maybe you guys weren't high enough?

polyphonic, Monday, 5 August 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

stuff blowing up in this was awesome but holy fuck man this was just one of the worst scripts ever really huh? like uh maybe zero non-cringeworthy moments of dialog ever. still had fun but wow.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 5 August 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

Time to revisit this thread: STEALTH

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link

stuff blowing up in this was awesome but holy fuck man this was just one of the worst scripts ever really huh? like uh maybe zero non-cringeworthy moments of dialog ever. still had fun but wow.
--O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten)

You watched this movie for the dialogue?

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

one-liners are a reasonable expectation of action movies, and this movie was missing an "ice to meet you"

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link

BoxOfficeMojo:

Pacific Rim was always expected to do great business in Asia, but few expected it to do this well: the movie opened to an incredible $45.2 million in its first five days in China, which is Warner Bros. biggest opening ever. Overall, the movie took in $53 million this weekend, and its overseas total is now just over $200 million. With Spain, Brazil and (most notably) Japan opening Friday, Pacific Rim should have no problem getting to $300 million by the end of its run.

i too went to college (silby), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:50 (ten years ago) link

yeah, the closest this movie gets to a groanie action quote is "where the hell is my shoe?" and me and jaeg3r age 7 were the only ones around to see it.

on fire after blowout in gulf (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link

sorry age 9. jaeger age 7 was banned.

on fire after blowout in gulf (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link

back in my day 7 year olds were grizzled giant robot combat veterans, now it's all stubbly hipsters and weird dads

i too went to college (silby), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link

i wish every blockbuster script was this "bad"

Ron Perlman was hamming it up awesomely.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link

lol rogermexico otm, that johnny dangerously shoutout was probably the best dialogue in this thing

balls, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link

jjj otm

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 03:15 (ten years ago) link

Man I am sorry dudes and I am glad you had fun and all (and it was fun!) but if you srsly want to defend this script Jesus man, no fucking way.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 04:51 (ten years ago) link

And digging the Ron Pearlman character? Srsly? Grfo

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 04:53 (ten years ago) link

I really want to have grfo to be a cool new thing I came up with but nah, typo. Spelling Ron Perlman wrong however is all on me.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 04:55 (ten years ago) link

elba audibly slips into stringer for a second in that "don't ever touch me again" bit

this movie honestly made me feel, for the time that i was watching it, like witty dialogue, cliche avoidance, "strong" "characterization", unexpected plot twists etc in movies of this kind are pathetic crutches, or category errors. obviously every single line is the tritest thing you've ever heard (how about the part where the main character is walking away from the general and the general says HAVEN'T YOU HEARD, MR. WHATEVER... and the main character stops and turns around) but there's also not a word or a scene that isn't doing something, that isn't coloring as rapidly as possible inside the lines; all the beats are huge and clean and efficient. and all the characters are strong characters: they are as complete as cartoons. STACKER PENTECOST's absurdly rigid spine, mako's sulking, the way you can track the kaidonovskys' collective opinion of the main character by watching their faces in the background of scenes (skepticism --> haughtiness --> grudging respect --> comradeship, same as the aussie kid but with no talking). i even came around to the outrageous hobbling brit scientist on the second viewing: i got on the movie's unreal extrapolated-doodle level. i keep trying to imagine it with robert downey jr wisecracking or whatever and it always feels much worse, much less confident. i hope a room of "screenwriting gurus" sees it together and that incredible expository dump at the beginning makes them combust, like a neater inglourious basterds.

Long conversation between Guillermo del Toro and Elvis Mitchell. Well worth the time to listen - lots of things/thought processes/decisions explained, even down to the details on colors, cinematography, etc.
http://www.kcrw.com/etc/programs/tt/tt130802guillermo_del_toro_p

I hope he gets to do his Lovecraft movie.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 10:00 (ten years ago) link

dlh 100 percent otm

max, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 10:17 (ten years ago) link

this is the mamet memo i was talking about upthread, i dont mean to paste it as a full endorsement of 'how to write' but its useful to think abt w/r/t this movie and how it was constructed, ESPECIALLY in comparison to the kind of bloated monstrosities we usually get in the summer, complete with crakkin wise

http://movieline.com/2010/03/23/david-mamets-memo-to-the-writers-of-the-unit/

max, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 10:18 (ten years ago) link

release the kraken... kraken wise, that is ;-)

max, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 10:18 (ten years ago) link

one line i did love: "We are the only ones standing between that thing and a city of ten million people. So we can either sit here and wait, or we can grab those flares and do something really stupid."

max, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link

"And digging the Ron Pearlman character? Srsly? Grfo"

I could watch Ron Perlman sell hand soap.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link

... but there's also not a word or a scene that isn't doing something, that isn't coloring as rapidly as possible inside the lines; all the beats are huge and clean and efficient. and all the characters are strong characters: they are as complete as cartoons. STACKER PENTECOST's absurdly rigid spine, mako's sulking, the way you can track the kaidonovskys' collective opinion of the main character by watching their faces in the background of scenes...

― one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour)

this sounds good, but boils down to "i like it", and means nothing if you don't. something roughly similar could be said about most any simplistic summertime blockbuster. the autobots are strong characters, each memorably identified by a trait or two, a design scheme. i agree that pacific rim is refreshingly efficient in relation to most of two-hour-plus competition. that's admirable, but only worth celebrating if your goal is to be tossed through the useless between-fight narrative as quickly as possible. and the much-praised intro narration is horribly inefficient. everything hunky mcblandman so ploddingly explains could have been visually communicated in a couple minutes of pre-credit montage, if efficiency were really the goal.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link

its really not true of transformers, at all

max, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link

its not just about efficiency between fights but about each scene having a very specific purpose: character wants something, this desire is made clear, this desire is thwarted but a door opens to the next scene. transformers just doesnt work this way.

max, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link

eh i agree with jjj on this, i wasn't asking for anything out of the language, just that it sounded natural, and it didn't even do that.

R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link

loved all the blade-runnery clear plastic umbrellas

R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

i think this idea that dialogue should sound natural is a bad idea

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

its not just about efficiency between fights but about each scene having a very specific purpose: character wants something, this desire is made clear, this desire is thwarted but a door opens to the next scene. transformers just doesnt work this way.

― max, Tuesday, August 6, 2013 9:00 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah, enjoying this line of thought re: this movie's script. it's one thing that really separates it from all the shit out there these days.

and it's a very good defence to the very dumb idea that this movie is "dumb."

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

i also think the movie makes it fairly clear that its not really interested in natural-sounding dialogue, so while i agree i may have enjoyed it more if the lines had been a little less stilted i dont think its really a failing on its own terms

max, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

i was playing with the idea while watching that the dialogue was of a piece with other elements (the haircuts especially, haha) that there was an attempt to really go at a 'translated dubbed cartoon' feel for everything.

but that didn't really make it any better. i couldn't stop doing the thing where you think of better, zippier ways of having the same conversation as you're hearing

R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

i hope you actually repeated your better lines out loud

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

no i had evernote up, i don't want to be rude

R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

the way you can track the kaidonovskys' collective opinion of the main character by watching their faces in the background of scenes (skepticism --> haughtiness --> grudging respect --> comradeship, same as the aussie kid but with no talking)

yeah this is real

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

Forget where I read it, but isn't there some screenwriting book/formula that Hollywood has been adhering to very rigidly this season? Something with a cat? "Save the Cat?" Ah. here it is:

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2013/07/hollywood_and_blake_snyder_s_screenwriting_book_save_the_cat.html

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

Fell like preceding a line with "Stacker Pentecost: " in your script guarantees unnatural dialogue

kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

the notion that save the cat has changed the hollywood formula in any way is just lol. documented the state of the art, sure, which may be valuable for inexperienced spec writers far from LA, but that's it. no one else needs to be told that the "all is lost" moment hits on page 80 because everyone already knows.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

Sure. But Hollywood has always worshipped the same as it ever was but packaged as something new model. There's a rhythm to these things that frankly doesn't vary very much, which is why the start of "Pacific Rim" seems so unusual even though it's not doing something terribly radical.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

i read this as a kid

http://www.thewritersjourney.com/wjcoverdrop.jpg

it's what you think (campbell as instruction manual + cokey 80s new age vibes) and towards the end the writer describes some of the suggestions he made in the lion king story conferences and how the movie would have been better had they been taken

the suggestions he made in the lion king story conferences

The kept the historic fart jokes, what else did it need?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

how the movie would have been better had they been taken

Writer: Here are some suggestions that would make "The Lion King" better.
Studio: But it's based on "Hamlet."
Writer: I can still make it better!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link

god i remember how depressed i was as a kid when i wanted to be a Writer and then they tried to teach me "first you have this moment, and then you build up to this _other_ moment, and now comes the _big conflict_ moment" and meanwhile I'm reading Americana and Broom of the System and Ionesco and feeling very cheated by everything.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link

btw Josh my only gripe is with the breathless Slate piece linked. like someone just discovered the dream factory is a factory.

sterling fwiw there's moment that comes after that moment where you realize just how short 90 minutes is and develop a real appreciation -- even gratitude -- for the techne that makes it possible to engage an audience and tell a complete story in that brief span. the ars lies in finding ways to keep it fresh.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

In regards to the straightforward clarity bits mentioned above, FilmCritHulk had a great piece that's pretty relevant, written about the latest Star Trek flick and JJA/Lindelof's mystery box writing style that's infected much of Hollywood.

http://badassdigest.com/2013/06/12/film-crit-hulk-smash-the-age-of-the-convoluted-blockbuster/

Film Crit Hulk Smash: THE AGE OF THE CONVOLUTED BLOCKBUSTER

Hulk's latest target of smashing: blockbusters that get so so convoluted, so byzantine in their reveals that they alienate story-seeking audiences.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

this is something i really liked about drug war too, even if it failed in other ways

max, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link

is there a filter you can run on that stuff to take it out of all caps?

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

this over-convoluted business really gets my goat - i remember seeing pirates of the caribbean 2 or 3 and just having no idea at ALL what the hell what was going on

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link

pirates one was just so perfectly constructed too. and then they got hooked on the _notion_ of double-cross as such and all the playfulness just went flat out of the plot construction

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

the last great action film i remember seeing was the raid. more films like the raid please.

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVpQmZmKNmo

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

pirates one was just so perfectly constructed too. and then they got hooked on the _notion_ of double-cross as such and all the playfulness just went flat out of the plot construction

― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:12 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

ya i liked 1 a lot, was pretty dismayed by the way they went with it

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

xpost Saw like 20 minutes of The Raid. Should have been called The Ramping.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

i think one refreshing thing is the team aussie actor projects pretty much the same level of spite for team usa throughout, even when the script calls for him not to.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

film crit hulk is pretty smart, i wish he wouldnt always over-qualify his points by reiterating over and over again that jj abrams or whoever is "INSANELY BRILLIANT" despite his flaws

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

As novelty goes, Hulk and Red Letter guys often OTM, even when I disagree:

http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-pacific-rim/

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

film crit hulk is pretty smart, i wish he wouldnt always over-qualify his points by reiterating over and over again that jj abrams or whoever is "INSANELY BRILLIANT" despite his flaws

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:18 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel like this is an unfortunate side effect of writing on the internet and dealing with commenters

max, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

i wish he would stop writing in all caps too the gimmick is so useless

max, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

film crit hulk is pretty smart, i wish he wouldnt always over-qualify his points by reiterating over and over again that jj abrams or whoever is "INSANELY BRILLIANT" despite his flaws

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:18 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah his pieces would be like 10k words shorter if he cut out all the diplomatic asides and caveats

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

Filmcrithulk lowercase transform script: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/172661

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link

Dude is actually in the industry, so I think the diplomatic stuff comes both naturally(he works with these people) and as employment protection(he wants to continue working with these people)

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

this kinda blew my mind:

DO YOU THINK IT’S AN ACCIDENT THAT “DESTINY” ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE SUCH A PREVALENT PART OF THESE PROJECTS AND OTHER HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTERS THESE DAYS?

everything hunky mcblandman so ploddingly explains could have been visually communicated in a couple minutes of pre-credit montage, if efficiency were really the goal.

haha but this is actually what happens! hunky mcblandman just talks over it. you could watch the first five minutes of this w the sound off and you would understand everything: opening rift on the ocean floor, monster attacks san francisco, ineffective jets and tanks, montage of news reports, more monsters, shot of people discussing stuff at the u.n. leading into montage of giant robot assembly, shot of single pilot convulsing/nosebleeding, shot of arcade-style "PILOT 1... CONNECTED / PILOT 2... CONNECTED" screen, etc etc. i mean, you could watch the whole movie with the sound off. wags welcome to imply it'd help.

that half in the bag review said this was the best silent movie of the year.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link

That Lindelof interview reminds me of Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant's book on how to be a hack screenwriter; the problem is that Hollywood is so systemically fucked that the actual writer is irrelevant.

The same phenomenon is what's happening to video games, in that due to the nature of how big corporate entities are currently structured, an overriding inflation is in effect with all the wannabe players dumping hundreds of millions into AAA games. It's destined to fail. Not that it'll completely collapse, because you'll always be able to market big visuals and little thought, but it has to recede.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link

is it accurate to say that people are loving/defending this movie as an entry into the mecha/kaiju genre? and judging it on those merits? i don't know anything about that genre, but that would make the dlh post above about how the movie would be worse if it avoided cliches and had witty dialogue make a lot more sense to me.

is wishing the movie was more suspenseful or dramatically engaging like the way that horror fans (me included) get all smh when critics are like 'david cronenberg…must he be so gross?' or when david thomson wrote 'I am far from an enthusiast of horror-ordinary life is alarming enough'? is asking why the robot didn't just use the sword every time like asking why the dudes always attack jean-claude van damme one at a time?

slam dunk, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

yes, yes, i dont know, i dont know, yes

max, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link

it's kind of an axiom that you can't unleash the giant phallus until at least 3/4 of the way into a movie.

ryan, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

they should have had carrie fisher add some jokes is all people are saying. or some other famous script doctor.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link

i mean if the people in the movie were more lovable, sympathetic, funnier would i have liked the movie more? probably. i didn't really care what happened to anyone. but i still liked the overall monster-vs-robot raison d'etre.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

robot using the sword every time would have been awesome.
these critiques are fully within the voltron idiom.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

i was playing with the idea while watching that the dialogue was of a piece with other elements (the haircuts especially, haha) that there was an attempt to really go at a 'translated dubbed cartoon' feel for everything.

I haven't seen it yet but something else I saw recently had dialogue almost designed to be as bland as possible, like it was intended to be as easily translatable as possible. Clever idiom may be fun, but it's hard to make universal

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link

really, i just wanted cooler monsters. really go for it. act like this is the last 200 million dollar monster movie you'll ever be allowed to make. surely you have some crazy stuff you've always wanted to do but didn't have the budget. but i accept that i am not the audience for this movie.

slam dunk, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

one of the linked articles upthread reports that del toro's instrux for the monster makers was that they should have few if any individual characteristics beyond "pure hatred" or words to that effect

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 08:40 (ten years ago) link

is it accurate to say that people are loving/defending this movie as an entry into the mecha/kaiju genre? and judging it on those merits? i don't know anything about that genre, but that would make the dlh post above about how the movie would be worse if it avoided cliches and had witty dialogue make a lot more sense to me.

is wishing the movie was more suspenseful or dramatically engaging like the way that horror fans (me included) get all smh when critics are like 'david cronenberg…must he be so gross?' or when david thomson wrote 'I am far from an enthusiast of horror-ordinary life is alarming enough'? is asking why the robot didn't just use the sword every time like asking why the dudes always attack jean-claude van damme one at a time?

― slam dunk, Tuesday, August 6, 2013 4:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

no, no, no, no

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

robot using the sword every time would have been awesome.
these critiques are fully within the voltron idiom.

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, August 6, 2013 5:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

nunez otm

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

being a genre fan doesnt mean u dont want things to be good

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link

ty for 'the voltron idiom'

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

So how has this gone down in Japan? My google skills are weak and I couldn't find any japanese reviews.

Random .mdb Memories (NotEnough), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

Doesn't open there for another coupla days, I think

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

is asking why the robot didn't just use the sword every time like asking why the dudes always attack jean-claude van damme one at a time?

this is brilliant.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 8 August 2013 06:34 (ten years ago) link

being a genre fan doesnt mean u dont want things to be good

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, August 7, 2013 11:34 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok. i agree! just genuinely puzzled at the number of people saying that they're glad it wasn't witty and that if you think it's 'dumb' then you don't get it, etc., like as a movie it's unappreciable by normal movie standards, 'edelsteins just don't understand'. which is something i'm used to doing with genre movies. but if it just sucked then fine.

slam dunk, Sunday, 11 August 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link

just genuinely puzzled at the number of people saying that they're glad it wasn't witty and that if you think it's 'dumb' then you don't get it, etc.

yeah, well. me too. it's a pretty good movie but i've decided that it suffers from reminding me of Speed Racer, which blows it away.

ive been trying to figure out why the arguments in this thread about how it doesnt need to be 'good' to be good bug me so much (paraphrasing) - i think its because this movie could've been a lot better even working w/i the mecha/monster movie idiom, not asking it to be [insert somethin hifalutin] or anything. thats why i had to reject your first question upthread, anyone going "oh u wanted it to be shakespeare??? u not like rocket punchy???" is revealing how little they think of the genre tbh.

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 11 August 2013 11:17 (ten years ago) link

idk about being GLAD it didn't have good zingers but it really didnt bother me given how solid the script was (to me) on a movement/pacing level

max, Sunday, 11 August 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

I agree that "who cares about the script it's robot whatever" is a weak response tho

max, Sunday, 11 August 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

haha if i'm condescending to this movie on the basis of its genre it's not within the voltron idiom but the 21c american blockbuster one. think the script for it is way better not just than easy targets like transformers (which as max says this is pretty far from, transformers is a frenzied mess because it isn't confident it can keep the audience without distracting it) but much better stuff like the dark knight, not even rises, which yeah had (two) better performances and Ideas but which had way less coherence within and around action set pieces and way more emotionally expository dialogue for a movie with no more dramatic clarity. even people who like pacific rim are like "but if you're looking for strong characters better look elsewhere" and maybe they mean to winter's bone in which case fair obv but if they mean look to another hollywood blockbuster, where do they mean? iron man is not a "stronger" character than anyone in this just because he talks fast; for all his miserable self-exegesis all that happened to batman was he saw his parents die which is literally mako's problem too. i don't think the heroes (or even villains) of the entire rest of pac-rim's current actual 21c genre come any closer to shakespeare than this, but they hide it because they're embarrassed: not just with quips but with tortured what's-the-secret plots and fanservice and Provocative Topical Resonances that aren't any deeper than the american u.n. rep at the beginning of this looking like romney (h/t ned, otm) but sure take up more cognitive space

i shouldn't have said it'd be worse with witty dialogue; i guess witty dialogue wouldn't hurt. i'm not saying the movie is at the level of like die hard (equal emotional clarity, witty dialogue) or jurassic park (troubled interrogation of sense_of_wonder, jeff goldblum) and maybe it will seem a lot less special when isolated from its surroundings but i kept reading the shame-about-the-script posts as PUNCH IT UP! symptoms of the culture everyone's been posting links about, the oh shit everybody's bored and cynical now better keep their restlessness at bay (!) with PLOT TWISTS and BRILLIANT REFERENCES culture. the script isn't clever but it is not dumb; many cleverer scripts are much dumber. i think this movie is definitely better than independence day which i think my generation is too sentimental about.

yes winter's bone is my go-to serious movie with characters example

i liked the movie less (more and cooler monsters pls) but all of that is very clearly otm.

i was thinking about just this thing (call it "PUNCH IT UP" syndrome) in regard to comedies and how i wish for more comedies that didn't feel the need to be so "wacky"--when was the last comedy that wasn't manically going for gutbusters every 10 seconds? almost started a thread on it.

ryan, Sunday, 11 August 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

xpost hey winter's bone is great for a movie with no giant robots

resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 11 August 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

if we're going by the basically infallible metric of how many bits of great ILX writing / argumentation a movie spawns, then this and prometheus are the greatest movies of the 2010s so far

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 August 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

http://lukemckinney.net/2013/07/16/pacific-rim-the-story-of-the-irish-jaeger/

"On the grounds that it was how we defeat all our existing demons, we built our jaeger out of a distillery."

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 11 August 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

if we're going by the basically infallible metric of how many bits of great ILX writing / argumentation a movie spawns, then this and prometheus are the greatest movies of the 2010s so far

One day the world will understand. (What they'll understand, I don't know.)

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 August 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

i think one thing this movie is missing out on--and it's certainly a part of the genre--is just one really good, even scary, scene where a monster just wrecks shit. like the famous scene in the middle of Gojira where things get a bit grim for a few minutes. i think that little bit of weight (if you want to call it that) would have raised the stakes enough to get me interested (perhaps why i thought mako's flashback was the best scene in the movie). i also dont think this would have had to frighten children out of their minds (too much) to accomplish that.

ryan, Sunday, 11 August 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

something like Spielberg's War of the Worlds--which doesn't strike me as too unsettling for a really broad audience. but it was unsettling enough!

ryan, Sunday, 11 August 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

didn't del toro specifically want to get away from 9/11 porn? not sure how 'more like spielberg's wotw' would accomplish that

balls, Sunday, 11 August 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link

i mean 'not enough like man of steel' is not one of my problems w/ the movie

balls, Sunday, 11 August 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link

oh i know. i think what i would have wanted from this movie would probably take it away from what other people find so refreshing about it and what del toro was trying to do--but something gets lost in the passage from one to the other (for me).

ryan, Sunday, 11 August 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

something like Spielberg's War of the Worlds--which doesn't strike me as too unsettling for a really broad audience. but it was unsettling enough!

― ryan, Sunday, August 11, 2013 5:04 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was sort of amazed by how unsettled war of the worlds left me, i thought about it for days afterward

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 11 August 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link

haha yeah maybe that's a bad example. def not where Pac Rim wanted to go!

ryan, Sunday, 11 August 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link

i dunno, i just wanted the monsters to seem massive and scary! and outside of mako's flashback they mostly seemed like blobs for the robots to punch.

ryan, Sunday, 11 August 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link

even people who like pacific rim are like "but if you're looking for strong characters better look elsewhere" and maybe they mean to winter's bone in which case fair obv but if they mean look to another hollywood blockbuster, where do they mean? iron man is not a "stronger" character than anyone in this just because he talks fast;

did u see iron man 3? not that i'm any expert on the craft but it struck me as way better written, functionally and stylistically, than any 'big' movie this summer. in hwood there's very little respect at most levels for the idea of a film as a story that is written by someone - i think PR reflects this status quo to a degree, whereas IM3 feels anomalous. which isn't to say that its 'smart' or is Winter's Bone (™ you), but it feels... dramatically complete. it feels like someone thought about it top to bottom in dramatic terms and it was written with a sense of rhythm by someone who knows how to entertain an audience without bludgeoning/numbing them like a jj abrams or michael bay movie.

fwiw 'better dialogue' isnt even on my wishlist for Pacrim. i like good dialogue, but i'm almost never a guy who cares about clunky lines. i just see all these moments in the movie that make it feel frankensteined together, the HITB review upthread does a good job mentioning this - setups w/o payoffs (drifting is the biggie - it's such a good idea to dramatize these characters relationships in a visual, physical way, and so little is done with it), payoffs w/o setups. setting a big climactic battle at the bottom of the ocean, where you muddy the visuals and can't convey scale. not giving us the righteous monster-wrecking-shit sequence that's such a common pleasure for any giant monster flick (which would've made it more impactful when a jaeger finally intervenes - ryan otm iow). not showing a jaeger climbing to the top of a skyscraper to perform a Macho Man elbow drop on a kaiju. and the movie's world-building is so good but also kind of a double-edged sword - it bent over backwards to justify itself at times when imo it didnt need to (Speed Racer never gave a fuck about this b/c it was a kids movie, which is what makes it great and also why it didnt find a massive audience)

i agree about independence day. nostalgia for that movie sets me on edge. (key line from this otm review - I was bummed to read a piece calling this the most exciting summer movie since INDEPENDENCE DAY, because I consider that only to be a benchmark for the acceptance of poor quality summer movies, not an old classic to live up to.) i do think you're otm that this isn't a dumb or dumbly written movie (tho i've heard the script was a dumpsterfire even as they were filming, which would mean GDT really achieved something in pulling it off as well as he did), it does what it needs to to 'work' and even excel at times. and as soon as we got our first shot of the Shatterdome lookin like Junon from FF7, i knew i was gonna like the movie - and knew it was gonna be a little too much for the kind of lamestreamers who need a transformers movie to star two white teenagers and need batman to be hyperliteralized as george w bush with huge muscles. which just made me like it even more. but it didn't go all the way! And for that... i will never forgive it (anime stare)

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 11 August 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

setups w/o payoffs (drifting is the biggie - it's such a good idea to dramatize these characters relationships in a visual, physical way, and so little is done with it), payoffs w/o setups. setting a big climactic battle at the bottom of the ocean, where you muddy the visuals and can't convey scale. not giving us the righteous monster-wrecking-shit sequence that's such a common pleasure for any giant monster flick (which would've made it more impactful when a jaeger finally intervenes - ryan otm iow). not showing a jaeger climbing to the top of a skyscraper to perform a Macho Man elbow drop on a kaiju.

aren't these exactly the sorts of "problems" that a hollywood writing team would frankenstein conventional solutions to?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

drifting is the biggie - it's such a good idea to dramatize these characters relationships in a visual, physical way, and so little is done with it

except that mako's drift-gone-wrong is one of the major set pieces of the movie! and provides us with the key to her entire steez!! (as well as marshall nosebleed's fwiw)

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 August 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

i guess you're insinuating that they're not problems at all?

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 11 August 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

they were missing a scene where a young ron perelman encounters mako's missing shoe and vows never to wear blingless footwear again.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 11 August 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

right, i'm saying they're "things Hungry4Ass thought would have been cool", which isn't really the same thing!

i know nearly nothing about anime or godzilla movies, so maybe i wasn't expecting the same things you were? so i didn't notice stuff that was "missing"?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 August 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

h4a otm esp wrt im3 and id4

resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 11 August 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

well i didnt really characterize them as problems, just missed opportunities! though i do think the undersea battle was a problem, i guess - since i would probably characterize 'scale' as the most important thing that makes giant monsters and giant robots cool, and being able to actually see cool things when they're happening is a draw for me as well personally. if that makes me of like mind with producers & execs who demand multiple writers take multiple passes at one script until it's a mangled mess, well idk man

except that mako's drift-gone-wrong is one of the major set pieces of the movie! and provides us with the key to her entire steez!! (as well as marshall nosebleed's fwiw)

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, August 11, 2013 2:25 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah but thats just one scene (it's a good scene though). i just mean: rinko & maverick are compatible from jump street, so they don't have to put any effort into becoming an effective team (a la shinji & asuka in the synchronized dancing ep of Eva, for the most obvious example), and during the battles there's no sense that drifting makes the piloting of a robot different from how it'd be if one person was in there, aside from the strain on the pilot - there's no clues that they have some crazy intimate connection that makes them really sensitive to each others emotions and that they'll have to derive strength from each other, or that they're achieving some kind of sublime equilibrium that allows them to fight with a prowess no person could achieve on their own. there's just a gap for me between the juiciness of the premise and how much the movie actually gets out of it.

i know nearly nothing about anime or godzilla movies, so maybe i wasn't expecting the same things you were? so i didn't notice stuff that was "missing"?

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, August 11, 2013 2:30 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah maybe. there's a lot of anime that's gotten a lot of mileage out of "person inside robot cockpit having emotions." it tantalized me with hints of the crazy neon heightened-reality melodrama thing it could've been, but instead everyone's like co-pilots in a jumbo jet. Stacker says to Iceman 'oh mate dont worry you're just like your dad' and they grab their lunchpails and clock in.

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 11 August 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link

i saw this immediately after seeing only god forgives on the same day, i think this movie made me feel better about the experience of sitting through only god forgives

i better not get any (thomp), Sunday, 11 August 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link

it bothered me that the combat was all so muddy and indifferentiable. i feel like they were too proud of their particle effects and so every punch was either halfway underwater or in a thunderstorm. and then the last one was, yes, wholly underwater, i wish that hadn't been the case. -- the two minutes of news clip of the sydney battle where it's in bloody daylight felt a lot more physical than the big setpiece fights, where everything's too dark and there's too much flying around and i had v little idea what was happening, what giant robot was getting punched in the face by what monster or vice versa.

the script seemed like it was written by an autistic kid but in a sort of good way, like w no concern for nuance, but every line totally What That Character Needs To Say To Progress The Action at all times, and totally predictable in an enjoyable way. -- but it only ever felt about two-thirds good, and a lot of good comic talent was wasted in secondary roles -- and but also the bland lead and his brother in the opening scene made me think for a second of starship troopers, which i was confused about, because i was pretty sure i didn't want this to go the direction of starship troopers, but it would have been nice if it had demonstrated the conviction of starship troopers.

i better not get any (thomp), Sunday, 11 August 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

oh it's totally bugging me though, the post-flare gun aside of "i think we just pissed it orf" -- where does this come from, or is it just A Thing

i better not get any (thomp), Sunday, 11 August 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link

what, the thing where someone comments on the dumbness of provoking a monster?

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 11 August 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link

specifically after shooting it with something ineffectual. and expressed in more or less the same way, possibly by australians. it felt totally familiar in a way i can't place.

i better not get any (thomp), Sunday, 11 August 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

jurassic park is the first thing i can think of

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 11 August 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

"this thing is really pissed!" -- brit prisoner dude from alien3

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 11 August 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link

i can definitely understand dlh's analysis of the plot, how functional and signposted every scene is - i get all that, but it didn't really make the movie any more enjoyable for me? i'll agree that this approach to scriptwriting also ensures that nothing gets in the way - but for me, seeing the skeleton laid bare, how the leg bone's connected to the, hip bone, and the attendant tendons and how they contract - i guess if you enjoy anatomy 101...

one thing i was thinking about while i was away was how in most action movies, you'll have 3 or 4 setpieces around which the movie is built around, and implicit in that construction is that there be... variety to them. they ought to feel different enough from one another that you don't feel like the director's hit rewind and is showing you the same bits just with different colors? i appreciate the fast and the furious franchise for this - yah it's all just cool cars going fast in the end, but it's a little differently furious in each scene.

tying that back in to the first point, i don't think i would have minded the efficiency and leanness of the script if it had linked cooler fights together - seemed like the biggest innovation they could throw into it was the sprouting of wings, and the counterpunch of the unsheathing of a (heretofore unknown) sword - the final battle was sorely lacking in any sort of reveal that would have upped the stakes. stuff like mako going unconscious felt like a really hamfisted (and using the metric of efficiency, totally justified!) way of adding weight to a battle the outcome of which you already knew was decided when you walked into the movie...

乒乓, Monday, 12 August 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

i'm a little disappointed to read the backlash against id4 upthread - i know that i am squarely within the nostalgia bracket but i've rescreened it within the last 5 years so i don't think it's just nostalgia talking, i'm happy to talk its flaws as well as its virtues. perhaps that's for another thread though, i don't really fancy writing a high school 'compare and contrast' essay itt.

it also bugged me how... humorless pacific rim was, despite its very obvious and efficient attempts at delivering of humor - say what you will about making every scene count, but that approach really sucked the air out whenever the german scientist and kaiju groupie were in the room - to the point where you could see a flashing "LAUGH!" sign pointed at the audience whenever they were onscreen. or to put it differently, sectioning off the humor to those two ensured that the rest of the movie would be without.

乒乓, Monday, 12 August 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

乒乓 and H4A, god bless you both

Number None, Monday, 12 August 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link

I havent a prob wont see this flick but this is a great thread dlh u are a booming poster

darraghmac, Monday, 12 August 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

Stacker says to Iceman 'oh mate dont worry you're just like your dad' and they grab their lunchpails and clock in.

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, August 11, 2013 7:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha yeah me and my bro got stinkeye from loudly laughing at that

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 August 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link

"I don't know what the hell is in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is" - The Thing

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 12 August 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link

"i fear all we have done is awakened a sleeping giant" - isoroku yamamoto

balls, Monday, 12 August 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link

And the movie biz magic 8-ball says "reply hazy, try again..."

‘Pacific Rim’ Fails to Wow Japanese Audiences

TOKYO — In what was supposed to be one of its friendliest foreign markets, Japan, “Pacific Rim” ended its opening weekend, August 10-11, with a so-so sixth rank on the box office chart.

The Guillermo del Toro robots-versus-monsters epic, inspired by Japanese kaiju (monster) pics, scored $3.04 million from 134,506 admissions.

Meanwhile the other big Hollywood opener, “World War Z,” earned $3.38 million for the number two slot, selling 236,910 tickets.

The Hayao Miyazaki-directed toon “The Wind Rises” won its fourth weekend in a row, boosting its total to $57 million. For the year to date, this is second only to “Monsters University,” with a total of $68 million on 4.5 million admissions.

Prior to the opening of “World War Z,” both Brad Pitt and partner Angelina Jolie made the PR rounds in Japan. “Pacific Rim” helmer Guillermo del Toro and star Rinko Kikuchi also appeared before the fans, but local coverage centered on the charming nine-year-old Mana Ashida, who has a supporting role in the pic.

But neither Ashida nor Kikuchi have the star power of Pitt. Also, their pic lacked the sort of franchise branding that powered the many knock-offs and spin-offs of the original “Godzilla” (1954) to B.O. heights in Japan, until the series finally began to flag.

The last “Godzilla” pic, “Godzilla: Final Wars”(2004) finished with a mediocre $13 million at the Japanese BO and producer Toho has no immediate plans to make another, though it is distribbing the Hollywood “Godzilla” reboot that Gareth Edwards is helming and Warner and Legendary Pictures are producing. Release is skedded for May, 2014.

The okay performance of “Pacific Rim” in Japan stands in contrast to its powerful showing in China. There it held on to its number one spot for the second week, taking $33.9 million despite strong competition from local franchise movie “Tiny Times 2.0.” That lifted its cumulative total to $79.5 million.

Budgeted at nearly $200 million, “Pacific Rim” has earned $344 million worldwide.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

wow $22 for a movie ticket is a lot imo.

you're better off in a supersonic jet (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link

Did not know there was a new Miyazaki flick coming

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Thursday, 15 August 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link

man i can never get over how much i loved war of the worlds. it had tom cruise in it! lovelovelove. a little spielbergian humanity could have helped this movie. he's so good at doing tiny things that last two seconds that completely work on an emotional level. i loved super 8 too and that definitely benefited from the hand of god.

scott seward, Thursday, 15 August 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link

Box Office Mojo reports this having pulled in $384M worldwide by now, making it profitable and slowing upping the chances of sequel.

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Monday, 19 August 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link

I dunno if this movie is the one to be making exceptions for when even brocentric fast furious franchise has stronger female leads.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 19 August 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link

I'd put good money on that you can not have a literal stronger female lead than Gina Carano

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Monday, 19 August 2013 05:22 (ten years ago) link

Correction to my earlier post: _slowly_ upping

Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Monday, 19 August 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link

yay, it's profitable, we made it guys !
so it only took like 2 months to achieve that. it's not bad, is it ?

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Just watched it, generally rather liked it. I liked the little details about the affect the monster attacks have on society, the blackmarket scavenger trade and whatnot. Wow Charlie Hunnam is a very bland lead though. Also I would've liked to see a monster/robot fight in broad daylight at some point.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 10 October 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link

There's a short moment of fight in daylight in sidney. but yeah, a whole fight would have been good.
this movie was good but, obviously, it could have been better.
I suppose they won't make a sequel...

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 10 October 2013 09:34 (ten years ago) link

Getting tired of the just in the nick of time bomb explodes does he/she survive or was it the ultimate sacrifice climax thing. Visually it was pleasing, I'll give it that. Charlie day got on my nerves a little.

not_goodwin, Thursday, 10 October 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link

the alien world/final was pretty bad.
this should have been all about giant robots and giant monsters beating the shit out of each others.
the rest was not necessary (except the parts with idris elba who's almost as cool as giant robots).

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 10 October 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link

this should have been all about giant robots and giant monsters beating the shit out of each others

i must have misunderstood what this movie is

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 October 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link

well, there are moments with humans doing humans' stuffs (talking, crying, eating...).

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 10 October 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link

Yeh, but just having robots fighting monsters for 160 minutes straight would be wearying. I appreciated Maki Mori's character arc, cos otherwise why should I care about these losers? Anonymous dude was anonymous, but bland everyman as male lead serves a purpose, I guess. Script seemed way less clunky on second viewing, very little fat on there I thought, even if it did seem a bit if not perfunctory then certainly utilitarian. I even forgave the horrific Australian accents (barely).

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Thursday, 10 October 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link

A lot of Del Toro gags he stuffed in here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgYY7dhTyE

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 October 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link

The only character I enjoyed was Elba's (mostly because he was über cool. although his death was silly). the rest was more or less useless. and I couldn't care less about the main character and Maki !
but yeah, 160min of robots fighting would have been a bit excessive.
just more scenes with robots doing stuff !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 10 October 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

I didn't get why the robots couldn't have been remote controlled tbh.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 10 October 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link

because it was too complex and required direct (2) human brain input or something ?
thing is, you might not want tot start looking for rational explanations for many aspects of this movie !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 10 October 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

Neural links are high latency duh

6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 10 October 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

God, that film's so unrealistic

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Thursday, 10 October 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

just watched this not gonna read this fucking behemoth thread (GET A JOB ILX) but i ctrl-f'd "moranis" w/r/t charlie day and i'm disappointed

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link

cool

socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

am i the last person to see this y/n

watched it last night and goddammit I wish my summer hadn't been so fucked or I would have seen this 10 times in the theater

my monster movie childhood jumped for joy at this. mr veg and I were cheering on the couch during the battles and laughing our asses off, i had so much fun watching this movie

and after reading this behemoth of a thread I want to lay a couple of my late-to-the-party thoughts on youse

- Mr Veg referenced Independence Day in how much he liked it but I felt like that camps it too much. the Pentecost speech, the losing a brother, the we have to send a crew alone to put a bomb into the [x] to destroy the monsters forever will they make it y/n/y/n...Y....all of that for me is what my nostalgia demands when I see WWII references + monsters + robots. And the fact that del Toro just went straight for nostalgia without overplaying his hand, it just made me happy. There's a nod to every single cliche in that movie but it's almost like they're there to remind you what kind of movie you're watching, like a reassurance that we're in good hands. Idk. I liked that. (and I may not have explained myself very well but I'll charge ahead)

- the thing that sets this movie apart from bullshit like Transformers is that in any other one of the giant-action-RAGH-SMASH movies, Mako would have had to have had another meltdown during a final crucial battle and we would have gone through will she/won't she be able to pull it off. But she DOES and the fact that they don't spend half an hour on it and that she just gets to work kicking kaiju ass is another reason why I love this movie so much.

my only complaint: i got annoyed that it was raining so much all the time. I wanted to see the battles a bit more clearly. But I watched it in 2D, I imagine it lost a little something vs giant imax 3d where the rain is kind of adding depth or something idk

in closing I would like to say

http://31.media.tumblr.com/209bf341105d6d3cccab4a12c0a6f937/tumblr_mrdlvza3UJ1r9xju2o2_250.gif

http://i310.photobucket.com/albums/kk432/chaila43/PacRim/yesir.gif

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set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link

oh and that the jaegers were talked about by Pentecost and the fighters like soldiers would talk about tanks was great

the design of the jaegers reminded me of tanks a little too, especially that big old heavy square russian job that had a head like a submarine it was AWESOME

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

oh man VG, i wish you could have seen this in 3D :(

on the other hand..... sequel?? :D

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link

Please no

乒乓, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link

I found this preposterous yet dull, muddy and unwatchable. Del Toro is a little weak on soul imho.

omg sequel YESSSS

but only if del Toro is 100% creatively involved. if it's just him in name only then NO DICE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

am i the last person to see this y/n

lol I only just saw this a few weekends ago.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link

It would be cool to see what Michael Bay could do with this franchise

Keep GDT away imo

乒乓, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 00:25 (ten years ago) link

launch elbow rocket

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link

Would hope for an Elba-centric sequel.

i too went to college (silby), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link

Prequel rather.

i too went to college (silby), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 03:53 (ten years ago) link

Will watch when it netflixstreams

watched Guillermo's commentary

- I'm blown away that it was converted to 3D. Just watching it in 2D it ~feels~ like a 3D movie. Damn.

- He wanted the boat to be carried like a baseball bat. That said, I still am down with kingfish's katana theory :)

- Dude is so passionate it's impossible not to love it more. He loves this movie so much

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 06:51 (ten years ago) link

watched again at home and this plot is still airtight. VG also otm re: 2D. it was pretty great. people who thought the battles too dark should see it in 2D imo.

Santana featuring (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 06:55 (ten years ago) link

This movie definitely bears repeats. The more I watch it the more I like it, I might like it as much as the 1st Star Wars tbh. All the beats are perfect judged rather than formulaic, the comic relief turns from annoying to charming, and yeh, the battles are still visceral and propulsive in 2D on the telly.

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Watched this on a plane recently, have to say I probably would have liked it a loooot more on the big screen - the action all felt limper and muddier and video-gamier than it probably was. Totally my fault for using airplane rides to catch up on popcorn blockbuster type movies, but still. Anyway there was still plenty to like I thought - mainly Elba and Kikuchi, and up to a point I thought it was great that the scientists actually were key to the movie, got to solve things in their own right, and were not just wrongheaded stiffs getting in the way of brawny action men. I think if the monsters had been more distinctively-designed, if they'd been kept in the daylight more, and if the lead dude and asshole rival had been more distinctively cast, written, and acted, then this could have been something really fantastic. As it was it was fun, but didn't always hold my attention.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 16 January 2014 15:35 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

is there a general interest GDT thread? is this it?

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:09 (ten years ago) link

pacific rim on hbo shortly, will finally catch it

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:10 (ten years ago) link

this was horrible! but in a vaguely entertaining way. also GLADoS!

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link

i may be overstating my appreciation of this with "vaguely entertaining".

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:26 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

We got sequel

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/pacific-rim-2-release-date

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 June 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HndBiSyOrK4

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 June 2014 00:03 (nine years ago) link

so long from now :(

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 June 2014 00:22 (nine years ago) link

YAAAAY

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 June 2014 01:27 (nine years ago) link

so long from now :(

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, June 26, 2014 8:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Hope this gets stuck in development hell

, Friday, 27 June 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link

hope u do

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 June 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link

What did he just say??

Seriously I can't understand him. Something about a comic book. I love this movie.

Dreamland, Friday, 27 June 2014 01:55 (nine years ago) link

there will be a funny book project before PR2 hits theaters

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 04:35 (nine years ago) link

May Guillermo continue to make the kicking butt movies of nostalgia forever. Out of the whole group of avant-nerd directors working today, he's the best at mixing mythology and pop sensibility in a cool way. I've never been disappointed after watching any of his movies. I love Pacific Rim too.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 27 June 2014 06:46 (nine years ago) link

I've probably stated my concern before but it's been a while since Pan's Labyrinth and I wonder if he'll ever do a Spanish language film again. He always talked about his "one for Hollywood then one for me" rule, but the Hollywood films are greater in number.
I've got high hopes for Crimson Peak.

Hope he gets more of those Penguin horror books out, that Ray Russell collection needed to exist.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 27 June 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link

p sure pacrim was "for him"? like hasn't it been one of his passion projects for years

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 28 June 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link

Yep, since '06

Dreamland, Saturday, 28 June 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link

Btw, where is the fandom for this world? I know there's only one film so far but, it's fucking amazing

Dreamland, Saturday, 28 June 2014 02:44 (nine years ago) link

I think they are all passion projects to one degree or other (don't know about all the films he produces tho), but I think his "me" films are the ones where nobody interferes at all.

I liked Pacific Rim but I'd think it probably had to fulfil certain demands imposed on him.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 28 June 2014 03:23 (nine years ago) link

Btw, where is the fandom for this world? I know there's only one film so far but, it's fucking amazing

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Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Saturday, 28 June 2014 07:04 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/orYwSX0.gif

, Thursday, 31 July 2014 10:57 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

Finally saw this and literally my only quibble was Charlie Hunnam's really horrible accent. Otherwise, this was awesome baked in awesome sauce.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 February 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

:D

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 February 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

Charlie Hunnam is rubbish all round imo.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 6 February 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link

except naked, v unrubbish sans clothes

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 February 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

BAH

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hollywood-gorilla-warfare-s-universal-823715?utm_source=twitter

Legendary wanted to produce a sequel to del Toro's Pacific Rim, which was made under the Warners deal and turned into one of those films that grosses a lot ($411 million worldwide) while being so costly that a follow-up isn't a sure thing. Sources say Legendary liked that the original performed exceptionally well in China, where the company is heavily invested, but for now the project — which had been ramping up to make a release date in August 2017 — has been halted indefinitely and will be pushed back (if it gets made at all).

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link

huh, I could have sworn I posted more on this thread

prob for the best that I didn't, though

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link

;_;

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

sad robot in the rain.gif

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

littlestkaijutheme.mp4

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...
one month passes...

And perhaps related to that -- Pacific Rim 2 is a go, but interestingly...

https://deadline.com/2016/02/pacific-rim-2-directed-by-steven-deknight-spartacus-creator-legendary-pictures-guillermo-del-toro-1201708221/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:20 (eight years ago) link

:/

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 27 February 2016 06:06 (eight years ago) link

so naked mechas then

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 27 February 2016 06:07 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

\o/

softie (silby), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

is this a thread for not-hobbit, not-blockbuster GdT?
if so, new one is getting excellent reviews!
https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-first-reviews-for-guillermo-del-toros-the-shape-of-1798667636

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 August 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link

Did mean to start a thread for it when the trailer came out but u kno there was Ready Player One to pile on etc.

Really puzzled by the Abe Sapien similarity going on with this tho.

nashwan, Thursday, 31 August 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link

i will start a thread for it
why not!?

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 31 August 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

PACIFIC RIM 2: PACIFIC RIMMER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EhiLLOhVis

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link

The effects look duller and more Transformers-y for some reason, maybe the fact that it's mostly showing daytime scenes.

jmm, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link

hang on did those three kaiju merge into a mega-kaiju?

why were the battloids gundams wanzers jaegers fighting each other?

El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

A kaiju in jaeger's armor.

this is ridcolus (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link

Cannot watch video at work but I'm choosing to imagine this merging you speak of is something akin to a Kaiju Centipede.

this is ridcolus (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link

PACIFIC RIMMER sounds like the worst Red Dwarf episode

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

red dwarf on holiday

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:09 (six years ago) link

SO IN

this will be the first film i'm seen in 3-d in some time

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 October 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

I've only seen the trailer yesterday and didn't know about this !
I agree that, visually, it seems less impressive than the first one... and actually kinda ugly...

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 25 January 2018 11:18 (six years ago) link

Cannot watch video at work but I'm choosing to imagine this merging you speak of is something akin to a Kaiju Centipede.

just saw this comment, fp'd u for providing an indelibly horrific mental image

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 January 2018 11:27 (six years ago) link

i just had this horrible realization that PR2 might not be available in 3D near me

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 27 January 2018 22:18 (six years ago) link

You should consider moving, imo.

Fetchboy, Saturday, 27 January 2018 22:27 (six years ago) link

truth bomb

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 27 January 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Directed and co-written by Steven S. DeKnight, the creator of Starz’ Spartacus, Uprising centers on Jake Pentecost (John Boyega), the son of Stacker Pentecost, the throaty Jaeger commander played by Idris Elba in the first film. Here, one is obliged to point out that there is no way in hell a man named Stacker Pentecost would settle for naming his kid “Jake.” The characters in Pacific Rim had names like Rocky boxers: Hannibal Chau, Hercules Hansen, Mako Mori, Raleigh Becket, etc. There were twin Russian pilots named Kaidanovsky, like the Soviet actor who played the title role in Stalker. In Uprising, the hero is named Jake and his co-pilot buddy is named Nate.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

refuse to believe this will suck

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 20:51 (six years ago) link

it will suck

i may watch when it hits netflix in a year but the trailer gives me too much of a Transformers vibe & that is an immediate nope for me

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2018 02:34 (six years ago) link

I will see it on IMAX because I want to believe but let's be real it's probably gonna suck.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 March 2018 02:44 (six years ago) link

The first one was crap. Not sure why anyone expects this retread made by also-rans to be any good.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 March 2018 05:28 (six years ago) link

Takes some skill for a film full of giant robots and monsters to be boring, but Pacific Rim managed it.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 March 2018 05:28 (six years ago) link

Now I just feel bad for you.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 March 2018 05:48 (six years ago) link

you shouldn't, i am fine

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 March 2018 08:54 (six years ago) link

Fine, and correct.

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 22 March 2018 08:57 (six years ago) link

Most of Del Toro's movies are pretty bad and boring. The Devil's Backbone is good; Hellboy is good; everything else I've seen has been a disappointment. I haven't seen The Shape of Water and have no plans to, for exactly this reason.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 22 March 2018 12:28 (six years ago) link

wtf you are crazy

akm, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:34 (six years ago) link

the first Pacific Rim was awesome

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

For very carefully defined values of 'awe'

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:55 (six years ago) link

first pacific rim was awesome and also bad and boring... i am sure of this bc i saw it twice

I haven't seen the shape of water so maybe exception proves the rule but afaik GDT has never shown much capacity for or even interest in telling a satisfying story so.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 23 March 2018 00:22 (six years ago) link

i’ve seen it like 5 times and i know in my heart that it is neither bad nor boring

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link

it seems like this director is somewhat polarizing. I wonder if there have been any other threads about his films that bear this out

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 March 2018 02:21 (six years ago) link

FUCKING HELL, OCCUPIED S2 HAS BEEN ON NETFLIX A WEEK AND NOBODY TOLD ME

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 23 March 2018 02:54 (six years ago) link

well, this was the wrong thread for that

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 23 March 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link

why dont u yell at HIM tombot, instead of all of us arguing on-topic

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2018 04:36 (six years ago) link

Tomjaeger in here swingin boats

cthulhu original (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 March 2018 04:40 (six years ago) link

So I enjoyed this tons more than I expected. The visuals weren't as breath-taking as the first but the fight scenes were excellent and still did a great job of conveying the scale of the Kaiju/Jaegers. The plot was as b-movie as ever but goddamn did John Boyega make the most of his role.

**Spoilers** I was pumped to see the continued pilfering of Neon Genesis themes/visuals, even if PR is unwilling/unable to grapple with all the crazy shit NG gets into. The scene where the Kaiju brains take over the Jaeger drones were ripped straight from when Shinji went berserker and his Eva's inner angel started to break loose.

Fetchboy, Monday, 26 March 2018 06:48 (six years ago) link

:D

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 March 2018 09:08 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

"TODAY WE ARE CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE"

mark s, Monday, 14 March 2022 21:18 (two years ago) link

thank you stacker pentecost

mark s, Monday, 14 March 2022 21:19 (two years ago) link

somehow i have not seen this film till now

mark s, Monday, 14 March 2022 21:19 (two years ago) link

burn gorman's decision to inject bits of fast show sketches into his scenes is bold

mark s, Monday, 14 March 2022 21:42 (two years ago) link


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