TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MICHAEL BAY REBOOT (2014)

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http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118050298

let's kick some shell.

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 18 February 2012 00:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

turtlecore: a genre of film

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 18 February 2012 00:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

stoked for the madness.

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 18 February 2012 00:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Paramount confirms December 2013 release, 100m budget.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5jQA9pyZfKiQohQXyzOhEjXfgWWfA?docId=N1102871331730746516A

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

ARGH

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's actually kind of a... low... budget?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 22:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

But can you ever really improve upon The Secret Of The Oooze?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 23:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Can't wait for Bay to turn the TMNT into TMNTP.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://io9.com/5894310/wait-michael-bays-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-might-not-be-mutants

When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we're done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable.

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Also, they're squirrels? And they're constantly fucking. And it's gonna take place in ancient Crete. But the kids are gonna love these Teenaged Music Whatever Whatevers!"

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 18 March 2012 22:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

I love how some of the news bites about this are all 'confused? Well, first it was a cartoon, then a movie...'

Kevin Eastman has (ok, had) an army tank and a Julie Strain that indicate it might have been something before the cartoon...

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

Micheal, I trusted you with Transformers. I trust you with this.

lololol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

Here's the thing. I don't get it when "creatives" take any property with an existing fanbase and make a project with alterations sufficient to a) piss off said fanbase and b) make one wonder why the "creatives" didn't just create their own, completely different thing. Like, I don't get it from a business standpoint, even. If you're banking on brand recognition, why make the brand less recognizable than necessary?

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

I guess Transformers is as good a response to my bafflement as any. "Fuck the fanbase: fans of shitty blockbusters are drawn to spectacle, not adherence to pre-existing continuity."

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

wonder if he is furiously cgi-ing turtles into this footage

bnw, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

But who cares enough abt TMNT to get mad?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Again, though (debating myself here): if Bay had just made a big, dumb movie about random robots fighting, people probably still would've swarmed to see it, and the studio wouldn't have owed a dime to the Transformers rights-holders.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

You'd probably be surprised, VG.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

It seems from personal exp that TMNT was a p big deal for people 5 or so years younger than me

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

xpost

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

I will cop to liking the cartoon and the movie in early high school....but I also wanted to marry Rikki Rockett and wore neon everything so things change.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

great urls of our times

goole, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

it was a dumb rhetorical question.

...ironically posed by someone who is an almost daily contributor to the IA thread,lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Michael Bay is gonna regret those comments when he opens the door to these two

Number None, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm choosing to believe bay has only ever seen that internet porn cartoon ripoff, has no idea it was an afterschool show with toys etc

goole, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

I had a LOT of the toys as a kid. One of my friends had the blimp though the bastard

Number None, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

My little brother had all the toys. AND the van. :D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Um, it wasn't just a van, it was a PARTY WAGON.

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

coolest one was Krang in his little walker thing

Number None, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm ok w/ the turtles being aliens as long as there is a 1/1 pizza/explosions ratio

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

xpost yeah I liked the Krang action figure

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

so weird in hindsight that the two stooges were called bebop and rocksteady

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah I completely blocked that from my mind until that photo upthread surfaced

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

- remember how aweseome Casey Jones was in the movie? I had such a crush on him

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I vividly recall a friend introducing me to the (second-gen, kiddie friendly) TMNT comics.
He basically turned into Milhouse. "It's great -- these turtles are really kickass at ninja-fighting and they have a mentor who's a rat and they eat pizza ALL THE TIME!"

Why on earth was April O'Neil's always dressed in a yellow jumpsuit anyways? Wasn't she a journalist?
(Uh, oh my -- image-googlers be warned: turns out there's a pornographer by that name. Not to mention that a lot of people apparently have felt the urge to draw her being banged by the teenage mutant herpes turtles)

Øystein, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think April wore that cos she was so sexy they had to put her in the least flattering costume ever. And she was still bangin'.

I discovered TMNT one day in Elementary school when some kid had a bunch of action figures. The first two movies are really fun to watch. The first one, in particular, is pretty dark and gritty. The cartoon was a staple of my Sat. mornings and the arcade games are some of the coolest licensed games ever.

The CGI movie was pretty fun, good times. Don't understand why they are going live action rather than CGI cos frankly you can't top the turtles from the first movie.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also someone who think Bay is sodomizing the franchise must not be aware of "Ninja Rap", the third film, the TV show with the lady ninja turtle, or the Coming Out Of Their Shells musical tour.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

One other point about the upcoming movie: the OG creators were never sticklers about cross-media (or even cross-book) continuity. Like, there are easily a half dozen variants of the origin story, for example. But none of those veered as far afield as Bay's proposed vision.

Also, for those who didn't know, the TMNT are owned by Nickelodeon now, not Eastman & Laird. Which may go some way towards explaining why (wrt this particular instance, anyway) Bay just don't give a fuck.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

People crying about the Bay-ificsation of TMNT have apparently forgotten about this abomination...

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

XP there.

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Crimes against humanity.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ninja Turtles, cartoon on, was never a high-quality piece of thoughtful entertainment (I never read the original comics of it). It's really irritating to me that kids are being marketed the same things their parents were 20-30 years ago. Maybe this trend's gone on for a long time but I never noticed it. Today's children need their own pile of singular inane, commercialized shit to cherish.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

I pretty much deny all knowledge of the turtles after the first movie

and even the live turtles in the first movie were a liiiiiiiiiiittle creepy

more fun as a cartoon imo

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

the comic was great once eastman and laird quit. some very interesting zulli and veitch work.

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

BTW, Michael Zulli's three-issue run on TMNT in 1991 is the benchmark of the whole series...

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

^ second after the Mark Martin ones

never realised this cover was by Totleben iirc

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was a total tmnt nerd as a kid btw
LOVED mark martin tmnt

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

feel like the bay movie is likely to skew toward the zulli look

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

and that zulli will see zero money

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

whether or not there's any validity to the complaints, can't we all at least agree that professional grief being heaped upon michael bay is net gain for humanity?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

calm yourself veg girl

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh hai casey jones

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

anything that causes michael bay pain is a win for america, yes

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

TMNT FANS, RISE UP, TAKE TO THE STREETS, OCCUPY MICHAEL BAY

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Thing I liked most about the first couple of movies was the connection they had to NY/bboy culture, however vague. It was like watching a live action anime about a bunch of breakdancers. Also hands up everyone who can sing the verse couple of verses of the T.U.R.T.L.E. Power rap from the 1st film....?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I hate you for posting that

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

Top Comments
still better than the shitty music we have now.
TheDragoxter 2 weeks ago

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

I would stab you for that forks

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

xpost - on every youtube music video ever, fuck I am so sick of reading that

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

vanilla ice's hair is so interesting

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

are eastman and laird the luckiest men in the twentieth century?
Possibly matt groening is a little luckier.

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's really irritating to me that kids are being marketed the same things their parents were 20-30 years ago. Maybe this trend's gone on for a long time but I never noticed it.

lol aren't you the world's biggest Archie stan

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also hands up everyone who can sing the verse couple of verses of the T.U.R.T.L.E. Power rap from the 1st film....?

Sheepish handraise.

Today's children need their own pile of singular inane, commercialized shit to cherish.

Massively OTM! When current generations hijack the nostalgia of previous generations, we get Woodstock '94. And '99. Never forget.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

xxpost but I thought that they don't make any scratch off TMNT? something about their deal with Nickelodeon screwed them out of the glory? or am I totally wrong

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

nickelodeon is hella broke right now too iirc

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol aren't you the world's biggest Archie stan

ha fair enough
I guess I just like old stupid shit better than new stupid shit

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also kids have plenty of their own dumb shit and I'm sure they were trying to market "the Apple Dumpling Gang: the next generation: the animated series" or something when I was young.
I have to say it is p weird working w/eighth graders & they try and school me on who the Ninja Turtles are, though.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

Today's children need their own pile of singular inane, commercialized shit to cherish.

Judging from my niece's favorite shows, look for Olivia and Yo Gabba Gabba hologram reboots in 2042

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

I was a huge TMNT nerd as a kid, but the only thing I'll really rep for these days is the Archie Comics series (geared more towards kids and ostensibly an offshoot of the not-so-hot cartoon) and some of the original black & white stuff.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

xxpost sometimes it's cool though - my niece's path into anime started with Robotech when she was about 10, and as her grownup Aunt and Uncle, Mr Veg and I couldn't have been more psyched to hand her the armload of dvd box sets.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

xxpost but I thought that they don't make any scratch off TMNT? something about their deal with Nickelodeon screwed them out of the glory? or am I totally wrong

The Nickelodeon sale was two years ago - first issue came out in 1984.

(Eastman stopped working at Mirage when Tundra launched c. 1991, sold all his share bar a creator interest to Laird/Mirage in 2000, and Laird bought the rest out in 2008.)

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

I guess I just like old stupid shit better than new stupid shit

otm!!!!

i mean this is nothing new, we just had 1000 post on muppet babies last week.

also, like:

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

are eastman and laird the luckiest men in the twentieth century?
Possibly matt groening is a little luckier.

at least 'life in hell' used to be great. tbh i think eastman and laird's original comics are pretty mediocre. my fondest TMNT memories are of the arcade game.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

hell yeah the arcade game- NEW and game boy iterations also p good

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

NES

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

NES version was great except for that one level where you had to defuse the underwater bombs. prob among my most frustrating childhood experiences.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

wau at 02:16 in Partners In Kryme video

tbh i think eastman and laird's original comics are pretty mediocre.

I don't think any tbh qualifications are needed here

still looking for a copy of #50 though :( >:(

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

someone i cant even remember how i became fbook friends just added me to a fbook group called "Michael Bay is a DICK & the Turtles are MUTANTS not ALIENS"

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:01 (1 year ago) Permalink


Loving this old Supes!

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Maybe it's like there's an alien fungus that comes down and mutates the turtles.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

His suit looks like it's made of wool, which has to be nice when flying around in the upper reaches of the troposphere! xp to self

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Forgot an important one:

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

His suit looks like it's made of wool, which has to be nice when flying around in the upper reaches of the troposphere! xp to self

um, he's Superman

Number None, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

superman was from an alien race iirc

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

Superman can love wool even with super powers.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

Why would an alien race not appreciate a versatile, insulative, and comfortable textile?

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

If the new Ninja Turtles make a point of loving wool, I'll watch this movie.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also v practical for re-entering earth's atmosphere, as wool doesn't burn (in comic book sense, not so much irl)

Smart guy, that Superman

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

If Superman were genuinely concerned with indestructibility, we would've woven a costume out of his own pubic hair.

(I am so, so sorry.)

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

*points to door*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

i am still flabbergasted almost 20 years later on how much of his tmnt money kevin eastman managed to flush down the toilet and STILL be a multi-gazillionaire.

peter laird always seemed like an alright dude though.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

speaking of: Laird's eyes roll out of his head, tongue bursts through cheek in reaction

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, 22 March 2012 06:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha that's pretty great

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 06:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

it also gives me stomach cramps thinking about just HOW many turtles will be in this terrible Michael Bay movie

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 06:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm ok w/ the turtles being aliens as long as there is a 1/1 pizza/explosions ratio

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:51 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

post of thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 March 2012 07:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

who is that Supes between the Lois and Clark dude and recent rubbish '.. Returns' guy? guess i haven't kept up with the many incarnations of late.

piscesx, Thursday, 22 March 2012 09:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

from the 00's tv show "smallville"

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 March 2012 09:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

dude from the superman tv show "smallville" xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 March 2012 09:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

if they don't call this film "TEENAGE MUTANT HERO TURTLES" in the UK, well, fuck off

Bo Jackson Overture (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 22 March 2012 10:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

The UK title was always more sensible. If they were meant to legitimately be ninjas, they did a pretty shitty job of it.

AnnieHalldonia (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

in the Mirage stuff?

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

The original movie has ninja in the title in the UK iirc

Number None, Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Well, in the early Mirage issues, our band of turtle warriors were much more faithful in their adherence to the ancient art of ninjitsu, but in subsequent appearances, they simply employed a number of martial arts techniques against their increasingly-bizarre rogues gallery, without much of an attempt at achieving or maintaining ninjitsu's trademark aura of invisibility. If I were given the opportunity to speak to the foursome, I would ask them to reconsider the cavalier usage of the word 'ninja' in their self-styled nomenclature.

That should all be read in the voice of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, btw.

AnnieHalldonia (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 22 March 2012 13:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Foot soldiers were changes from humans to robots in the cartoon. I'm sure there was pre-internet fan backlash then.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

NES version was great except for that one level where you had to defuse the underwater bombs. prob among my most frustrating childhood experiences.

truth bomb

grimes - (the elder scrolls iv:) oblivion (diamonddave85), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

i have never known or even heard of anyone who has seen that game beyond that point.

fuck i wonder if it's on youtube

goole, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

I beat that game after a month of playing nothing but that underwater level

IIRC, you are rewarded with another underwater level

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

you're shitting me

goole, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't think it's immediately after but I do vividly remember there being two of them because it caused some of the finest cursing of my life

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha this is a total trigger:

I haven't heard this music in 22 years and all I want to do is shout FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GODDAMN STUPID FUCKING SHIT-ASS GAME EAT MY NUTS AND BITE MY ASS YOU SHITTY WHOREFACED DICK

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

also that insane jump you have to make on the level just before the underwater level used to drive me nuts

grimes - (the elder scrolls iv:) oblivion (diamonddave85), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh god it's like that platforming element in double dragon 2

goole, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

That underwater level is a cakewalk compared to the Technodrome. That game is brutal.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

now the party can start

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Vanilla Ice super OTM about this

I've had a few people on Facebook going absolutely bonkers over this (in a bad way), and it's crazy. The last TMNT movie got awful reviews and the franchise has always been commercial as hell so what's the problem?

frogbs, Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

what if they were frogs

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol @ how some news outlets are reporting on that sarcastic peter laird blog post as a legit endorsement of bay's alines thing

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

maybe they do need a universal sarcasm font after all

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just hope they make April O'Neil super hot, both movie versions were kinda meh.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

alien race of april o'neils

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

why would you even announce something that's only happening in 2014 now, that's cruel

flopson, Friday, 23 March 2012 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

december 2013 now

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

ah, ok cool

flopson, Friday, 23 March 2012 01:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

; ]

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

I beat that game after a month of playing nothing but that underwater level

IIRC, you are rewarded with another underwater level

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, March 22, 2012 3:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're shitting me

― goole, Thursday, March 22, 2012 3:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lolz

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 05:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

I didnt even fuck with the first NES game; I went straight to the second one, which was an adaptation of the (first) arcade game...

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 12:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

the first NES game is like stockholm syndrome for a whole generation of children

Nhex, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's got great music, absolutely horrible controls. If you lose Donatello/Leonardo you may as well hit reset. The underwater level gave me strife as a kid but i think after 4 or 5 tries I figured it out and it's actually pretty easy to beat once you get through it. Wading through the relentless respawning armies in the following stage, however...

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 March 2012 16:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

I didnt even fuck with the first NES game; I went straight to the second one, which was an adaptation of the (first) arcade game...

^i played through this game so many times

40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, 23 March 2012 16:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah, it's really the first sewer/city level that's the worst

this is coming from someone who was readily able to beat the speeder stage in Battletoads

Nhex, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

I salute you. That thing destroyed me

Number None, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

This is like the zenith of bad remakes

Raymond Cummings, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Wow @ speeder stage in Battletoads. You are a god among men.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

my memory of being a kid reading Nintendo Power is that every other issue was about Battletoads (and the rest were inexplicably about Star Tropics)

40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

lololol

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Maybe this 300 page TMNT graphic novel I have from 88 will finally be worth something.

calstars, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

i wonder if this is the reason for all the tmnt references on tv shows l8ly

Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 20:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

no thats because tmnt is a permanent part of the pop culture zeitgeist

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh man i had the sickest vocal sample of krang shrieking SHREEEEEEDDDDDERRRR that i used to loop over synth-y noize tracks o i hope i still have it

Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

see?

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

i have to say tho that the cartoon and the snes game is probably a much bigger part of my pop culture zeitgeist than the og movies as much as i enjoy 'turtles in time'

Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

(and the rest were inexplicably about Star Tropics)

this game is dope as fuck

Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

cartoon was pretty big for me

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

can't believe there's not a chillwave band called Star Tropics. or Tar Stropics.

40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol i have a song called 'star tropics'

Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha

40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

star tropics is my favorite game of all time most days

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

star tropics is good stuff.

was able to get aaaall the way to the technodrome in tmnt and some sadistic shit w an autoscrolling screen where you had to diffuse bombs in battletoads. could never beat either, and man, did i ever waste a lot of time trying.

god, even thinking about these games is basically giving me an aneurysm!!!

(⊙_⊙?) (Alan N), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

also getting mad at youtube for not letting me watch 'shredder's many jabs at krang' in my region of the world

(⊙_⊙?) (Alan N), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

yes

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

How were you able to beat the speeder stage? That part is impossible. Game-breaking bug and they never expected anyone to beat the game.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

the other levels were nearly impossible - i never did beat the final tower, even using the warps to get there. but the speeder stage could be memorized and doable if you did it a million times. i probably still have it committed to muscle memory, considering how many times i died over and over again. i vaguely remember pausing a lot, training to learn the placement of the blocks and such

now the snake and unicycle levels, forget it.. i think i maybe beat them once ever, if that

Nhex, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

wtf

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

I REMEMBER THAT SHIT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

dude on the right is totally on roids

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuck yeah i'ma play me some battletoads right now

http://www.1980-games.com/us/old-games/nintendo/b/Battletoads/big-game.php

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

yknow mikey bay should make a live action 'bubble bobble' movie that shitd be real

Lamp, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

omg yes the whole point of bubble bobble is explosions basically

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

bubble bobble is about FRIENDSHIP

(⊙_⊙?) (Alan N), Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

used nhex's method of pausing and memorizing nintendo power maps to beat the speeder stage of battletoads iirc

(⊙_⊙?) (Alan N), Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

which turtle is Shia Lebouf playing. also what percentage of the Turtles' dialogue will be an offensively awkward attempt at street lingo as filtered through alien amphibians

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

as part of mikey bay's homage to silent classics like 'the artist' the turtles won't have any dialogue

Lamp, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

the pause music in battletoads is better than 99% of other music

humba (NZA), Saturday, 24 March 2012 02:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think i always lost in in the speeder stage on one when you were supposed to jump twice?

humba (NZA), Saturday, 24 March 2012 02:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

turtles in time was at aladdin's castle in the mall, many a quarter rolled into that machine...it was right next to samurai showdown

humba (NZA), Saturday, 24 March 2012 02:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuckin loved BattleToads

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 02:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuck yeah brb still playin battletoads

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 March 2012 02:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

I spent a lot of time playing the original ninja turtles arcade game at bowling alleys . First video game that I ever beat!

Large Sack (Empty) (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

me too!

kind of felt like it was the day i became a man.

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm still mad that the first time i ever played it I was getting my ass kicked by one of those robot-machine thingies and my friend (who was Michaelangelo) was nearby and his sister was screaming KURT SHOOT HIM! over and over but the dude kept jumping for whatever reason because he apparently couldn't master both buttons at the same time and finally after I died he figured out what he aws doing wrong and vaporized it.

I burnt his house down in retaliation. hope he's fucking happy.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 13:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

My family started a Christmas tradition a few years ago where we sit around and eat Christmas snacks and watch my brother beat the NES Ninja Turtles game.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Saturday, 24 March 2012 16:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

the OG one? aws that even possible? that game was insanely difficult

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 16:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah that's why it became a tradition. That game lead to so many fights between me and my siblings growing up. If my brother got a game over, he'd throw the controller at me and have a tantrum. Day ruined.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Saturday, 24 March 2012 16:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Like most video games, I really only liked the part where you're walking around on the overworld map (where you can still get your ass killed, wtf).

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Saturday, 24 March 2012 16:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

idk Mario Bros 3 might have been amusing if Mario could be struck by a vehicle while attempting to select the next World to enter.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 16:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hammer bros. kind of approached this, but it just led into a RPG-style battle

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 24 March 2012 16:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

do they even have wheels in the Mushroom Kingdom?

Number None, Saturday, 24 March 2012 16:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey hey hey let's not take a swing at the not-so-well to do, they may be third world, but WE made them that way!

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

They have that sweet little boat in world 3.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

All the islands off the mainlands had mushroom houses and matching games...

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also some of the best parts of the game IMO.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

Would like an iOS battle toads reboot.

Jeff, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

World 3 is def one of my favorite levels (alomg with World 5)

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was just playing the original NES game and guess where i game over'd?

grimes - (the elder scrolls iv:) oblivion (diamonddave85), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

if your NES was anything like mine, before the damn thing even loaded

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

was your nes a cereal box

Large Sack (Empty) (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 March 2012 05:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

irl lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 March 2012 05:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahaha

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 25 March 2012 12:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

grimes - (the elder scrolls iv:) oblivion (diamonddave85), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Michael Bay apparently bringing more creative reinventmentisation to the table, making the turtles not only alien, but non-teenaged, too.

meanwhile longtime main Turtle artist Jim Lawson has been posting pisstake art on the facialbook:

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Sunday, 25 March 2012 23:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahah! Now that I would watch

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 March 2012 00:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

title may be shortened just to "NINJA TURTLES"

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/03/24/scoop-michael-bays-alien-turtles-apparently-arent-teenagers-either/

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 26 March 2012 21:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

Next Week: Just ninja aliens but they're still green.

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 March 2012 21:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

"NINJAS!"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 26 March 2012 21:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

World 3 is def one of my favorite levels (alomg with World 5)

yeah when i was older all the post-desert worlds except world 8 were such a revelation to me cuz when i was a kid i would always use the magic flute trick to skip past them. i think world 7's jungle archipelago was my favorite tho

Lamp, Monday, 26 March 2012 21:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Gah I was not patient enough for World 7; I think it was 7-1, with the undergrouynd pipe maze that sent you all the way back down to the bottom w/ one wrong move. It was such a pain in the ass and the level with its utilitarian 'black background and shitloads of pipe' aesthetic just didn't reward the ton of time I inevitably spent there. Pipe world just too draining...

World 6, the ice world, was even worse, bcz you couldn't maneuver for shit, but for some reason I loved the idea of ice world, so I tried to hang with it as long as I could before being o'ertaken with despair and double warping to level 8...

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 00:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

i liked the cartoonishly menacing minimalism of those pipe levels, all the black and green and space. i hated the cloud world tho the secrets in those levels were too punishing and unrewarding (all those finnick-y jumps!)

but i also really liked the snakeman levels of mega man

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ha its only recently (with a modded PSP that has most of the NES games on it that my sister had) that I've gotten the hang of any of the Mega Man games...

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

I spent a lot of time drawing my own World 7 pipe mazes as a kid but part of the thrill was just having mastered freestyling pictures of overlapping contoured tubes.

Did you drop some flug in my cup? (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ok that's awesome; my prior groans about World 7 aesthetics be damned

dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Next Week: Just ninja aliens but they're still green.

Since the character in the movie are alien life forms, they can't really be "turtles", can they? And since they come from another planet, which presumably doesn't have a perfect equivalent of Japan and Japanese culture, they can't be "ninjas" either. So logically the new movie should be called Aliens.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 09:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol otm

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 09:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hoping someone will make a companion piece called Teenage Mutant. But I guess that's basically Toxic Avenger.

Øystein, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 10:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

the comics and cartoons had so many levels of intergalactic and inter-dimensional travel, i could see the alien thing working even if its a departure from the origin story

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Paramount marketing changed the name. They made the title simple. The characters you all remember are exactly the same, and yes they still act like teenagers. Everything you remember, why you liked the characters, is in the movie. This script is being developed by two very smart writers, with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles. They care VERY MUCH about making this film for the fans. Everyone on this team cares about the fans. Just give them a chance. Jonathan the director, is a major fan of the whole franchise. HE'S NOT GOING TO LET YOU DOWN.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/46536/michael-bay-must-be-stopped-ninja-turtles-drop-%E2%80%98teenage%E2%80%99

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Look, it’s great that Eastman, the original cocreator, gets a say (and a paycheck!) in this latest blasphemization/reinvention. But, like, if Paul McCartney wanted to re-release The White Album with, say, a 14-minute Lil B verse on every song, the mass-mind wouldn’t be cool with that, either.

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

at this point I want Bay to replace them with My Little Ponies just to watch online fandom implode

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

anyone who goes to see this must value meaning over pleasure.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

are you sure it's not the other way around?

or is it truth over sleeping

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

there's a certain espirit de corps or instant kinship that develops under conditions of shared suffering and i think a lot of people have chosen michael bay movies and star wars prequels to facilitate this.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol TMNT is not the Beatles

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

there's four of them and they're heavily influenced by eastern philosophy, and master splinter looks like brian epstein.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

I had to double check the MMT album cover to make sure one of them wasn't wearing a turtle mask.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

what's the over/under on whether Raphael says "sup bitches"

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

there's going to be a small turtle humping someone's leg in this

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

i swear to god if these turtle/aliens dont love pepperoni pizza i dont know what i ill do... theres go my childhood... no point in living

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

otm

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

truthbomb

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

do you guys have a preference of which pizza chain gets the endorsement prize?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

i guess just not one of the ones that fund abortion bombers

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

although i suppose if the movie bombs than it just less money for abortion clinic bombings so idk

Lamp, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm gonna take a wild guess -- that's dominoes isn't it?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

are you telling me that papa john's is telling me what to do with the human body??

Nhex, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ving Rhames as Shredder

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

"It’s so funny — if everyone was such a die-hard fan, they would know that the TCRI canisters where the ooze comes from. That is alien ooze."

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

many why did the turtles have to be green...not gonna lie kinda ruined it

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

hint hint mane

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

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♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

platinum dunes producer says ninja turtles may be mo-cap ala rise of the planet of the apes:

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/features/brad-fuller-ninja-turtles-jgiro.php

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 30 April 2012 20:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

Can't wait for this grounded film about ninja turtles.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

The suits could now be a little cheesy in a modern setting.
Yeah, yeah, I don't think we're going to go in that direction.

Yes, CGI ninja turtles are in no way cheesy.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

I would love to see some Hollywood mavericks go all-analogue with the effects now and then. I miss that shit.

O Aquaman (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

otm.

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

Teenage Mutant Dogme 95 Turtles

caro's johnson (Eazy), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Can't wait for this grounded film about ninja turtles.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:07 (24 minutes ago) Permalink

Cunga, Monday, 30 April 2012 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Irony free over here.

Cunga, Monday, 30 April 2012 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Didn't know about the aliens and dropping of Teenage from the story and title. Feel like it's too late for me to get angry. Still ordering pizza tonite

Cunga, Monday, 30 April 2012 21:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

i hope they get into their EMOTIONS

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Teenage Mutant Emo Turtles

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hoping 1/3 of the film will be them training with new ninja master on a mountain top in Japan.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

under a waterfall, with voiceover of koans

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

"does the shell protect you.... or do you.... protect... the shellllllllllllllll"

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

Definitely some helicopter flyovers.

Maybe they train on an aircraft carrier at sunset.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

pizzas.

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, pizzas are too cheesy. They're going to be eating something more grounded.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

falafel?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Raw milk

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 17:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

twitter campaign to get donald glover cast as donatello

http://perezhilton.com/2012-05-02-donald-glover-for-donatello#.T6GbmlIrqSo

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

xpost to is this racist

The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

looooool

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

You had a cameo in the second Ninja Turtles film in the '90s. Would you consider appearing on the soundtrack for Michael Bay's Turtles reboot?

I hope so. I don't have anything in writing, but you never know (lifts his pant leg to reveal a Ninja Turtles tattoo). I'm a Turtle fan.

http://www.owensoundsuntimes.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=3561812

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

Vanilla Ice offers no cold judgements

Mark Ruffalo! is gonna tell us! about empathy! (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

just testing this font

PSOD (Ste), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

damn

PSOD (Ste), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

The Hollywood Reporter has broken word that the upcoming, live action, big screen reboot of the popular characters has been shut down, with Paramount pulling the plug and laying off the Vancouver based staff who had already been hard at work on pre-production. At issue, apparently, is a script that the studio had no confidence in.

polyphonic, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:29 (11 months ago) Permalink

re: that Vanilla Ice cameo in that second movie

In middle school, some sort of schoolyard fight broke (though I don't recall it getting too violent -- may have just been an intense showdown) and I led a chant of "Go Ninja, go Ninja, Go!" that caught on with the group that was circled around watching the fight.

Cunga, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:32 (11 months ago) Permalink

r.i.p. alien turtles

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:53 (11 months ago) Permalink

they should have wes anderson do a reboot faithful to the comic book's origin story

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:53 (11 months ago) Permalink

anderson is holding out for directing a "Peanuts" movie but first he's gotta prove he has the chops to direct comic books movies.

Cunga, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

Cunga, Friday, 15 June 2012 20:02 (11 months ago) Permalink

The more worrying thing is the idea that for all other Michael Bay films, there was a script that the studio did have confidence in....

my opinionation (Hamildan), Saturday, 16 June 2012 17:18 (11 months ago) Permalink

that thought did cross my mind

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 16 June 2012 17:19 (11 months ago) Permalink

My guess is there just weren't as many marketing tie-ins available for the premise

Nhex, Saturday, 16 June 2012 17:25 (11 months ago) Permalink

Bay prob didn't articulate that you can tell the turtles apart by which color headbands its wearing, thus children will, indeed, need to buy four different turtle toys at every opportunity

Cunga, Saturday, 16 June 2012 19:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

ha... well, I mean in comparison to say, the car stuff in Transformers or Bad Boys, much better sponsorships than Hasbro

Nhex, Saturday, 16 June 2012 19:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

True, although the piazza sponsorship deal could be huge. Ive dedicated my diet to pizza probably because of the turtles.

Cunga, Saturday, 16 June 2012 21:32 (11 months ago) Permalink

Piazza sponsorship to say nothing of the piazza deal.

Cunga, Saturday, 16 June 2012 21:32 (11 months ago) Permalink

Mike Piazza IS Casey Jones

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 16 June 2012 21:35 (11 months ago) Permalink

Sam Rockwell (born November 5, 1968) is an American actor probably best known for his role as "Head Thug" in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the motion picture (1990)

Lol Wikipedia

le hague, Sunday, 17 June 2012 07:13 (11 months ago) Permalink

bless them

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 June 2012 07:19 (11 months ago) Permalink

robert mcnamara in reverse (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 17 June 2012 14:21 (11 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Latino Review’s El Mayimbe got his hands on the script by Kevin Eastman and Andre Nemec

Reading a script called THE BLUE DOOR by Nemec & Applebaum.

¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:37 (10 months ago) Permalink

8 months pass...

http://www.themarysue.com/ninja-turtles-cast/

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:48 (1 month ago) Permalink

Shiamania is truly over

abanana, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:07 (1 month ago) Permalink

http://natmonitor.com/2013/04/03/will-arnett-megan-fox-join-cast-of-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles/

p lol after the megan fox/michael bay kerfuffle on transformers

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:41 (1 month ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

she tepidly apologized iirc which, lol

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:08 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

sorry, transformers 4 has been cast already... but are you familiar with april o'neil?

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:01 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

'i don't do that kind of movie, michael'

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:37 (3 weeks ago) Permalink


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