because why should the sandbox have all the fun
― flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
guys don't make passesat tupperware classes
― flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
if you can't pick a zit with it, don't get upset with it
― The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
a three-legged man needn't suffer the runs
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
i was gonna but
― flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, it's pretty annoying. maybe i delete it.
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
the passing of a sixteenth bishop occurs only on a waxing crescent
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
the truth whispered from god to bjork will come to truth when the krill grow legs
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
it is what it is, a zit
― textile in thighville (get bent), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
You've seen one hongro, you've seen them all.
― Aimless, Thursday, 2 February 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
putting the kart before the mario
― rubber belly hand necker (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 2 February 2012 05:04 (twelve years ago) link
if you've never had it, you can't say you've never had had it
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:35 (twelve years ago) link
the oily baby never sleeps
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:42 (twelve years ago) link
thread of this guy
http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Cartoon%20Network/Ed%20Edd%20&%20Eddy/Rolf_300.gif
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:45 (twelve years ago) link
clean linen oft hid a pissy mattress
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago) link
hmm that's scrutable tbf
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:32 (twelve years ago) link
you've got to lick it before you click it
― plastic surgery dizbusters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 16 March 2012 05:05 (twelve years ago) link
a stick in the guts is easier than a kick in the nuts
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:37 (twelve years ago) link
absent friends make for bigger rooms
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:46 (twelve years ago) link
if spring is a hat, then summer is a cape
― Euler, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:47 (twelve years ago) link
The third harvest of the year often withers the scythe.
― aonghus, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:48 (twelve years ago) link
bricks make the brother
― Euler, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link
why buy a book when it's springtime in Shanghai?
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:56 (twelve years ago) link
People who live in glass houses should not grow trees
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:58 (twelve years ago) link
A bird in the hand is worth it.
Be Patient: God loves a ciggie.
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:59 (twelve years ago) link
There are more things in your bag than there are in that dude's knapsack.
Painting is next to Cleethorpes.
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:00 (twelve years ago) link
Going Commando is a bad idea in a good invasion.
I could do these all day, but I shall stop with one I actually heard one small boy say to a small girl.
"My dad says your mum's stupid"
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:01 (twelve years ago) link
the yolk of oppression is yellow as the sun and as runny as the nile
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:04 (twelve years ago) link
Many a fan has been fluttered in the face of an owl
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago) link
If you want the butcher's best, be gracious to your guest.
― ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link
[You're] as predictable as a wooden book.
(actually heard someone say this once)
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:39 (twelve years ago) link
Shepherds' pats on your cheese slats
Morning is showing picture of a pony to a milkman.
― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link
A mug from a place you've never been/is sure to catch the whole world's sin.
― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago) link
you don't stifle a fart by holding it in, but by destroying the source of the methane
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 16 March 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
The tweaking midwife always spills the bongwater of the expectant mother.
― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:46 (twelve years ago) link
If you can't trust a man, then you surely can't leave your house
― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago) link
A fart a day can make your troubles seem square.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
If you want to win, make your opponent sleep backwards
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
Wear a scarf in the summer? Someone barfed on your mother.
― the same dope water as you (how's life), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link
"Just because it rhymesdoesn't mean it's true"
― Mark G, Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:31 (eleven years ago) link
step on a crack, call the council.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
talk like you're wistful. walk like you're full of wind.
― how's life, Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link
Penny time is any time you huff a puff of rye.
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
New friends sit on your lapOld friends give you dap
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link
it takes a rabbit to scare a miser
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link
forgotten memories are priceless, but lifelong regrets are free
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
a snake in the purse is worth the curse
― cwkiii, Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
this is called money bags
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link
Be aware of your feelings when you feel first strongly.
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
Forget the things you hold most dear, for antlers have no memory
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
You never get it right until you get it wrong right.
― katsu kittens (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link
"This fermentation can cause the common symptoms include diarrhoea or loose motions, wind and abdominal bloating and discomfort."
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 23 May 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link
live like you're vacationing when home, and live like you're home when vacationing
― chinavision!, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link
that one is good, it's like SOOOO close to meaningful
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 May 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
My Penis is untimely.
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:40 (nine years ago) link
You can't find your way back to shore with a breadcrumb trail.
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
Don't save your best wine for a storm.
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
Dressing rags impresses the ragpicker.
― put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link
Dammit. Dressing in rags.
― put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
never hesitate on the stairs when you could be sleeping on the floor
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link
the cloud you see is brighter than the sun you don't
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link
the turd in your hand becomes earth once you flush
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:22 (nine years ago) link
no one ever went broke by robbing a dice game
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:25 (nine years ago) link
it's not the size of the dog in the fight / that keeps the neighbors up all night
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:30 (nine years ago) link
it takes a shooting star each day / to make a degree in Astronomy pay
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:49 (nine years ago) link
Last people don't come nice
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:52 (nine years ago) link
A rich man doesn't string his own cello
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:56 (nine years ago) link
sweet froth at night/angel delightsweeth froth in morning/porridge shite
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 10:35 (nine years ago) link
don't step to the beat that gives you crossed feet
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link
Indoor shoes are no match for soft floors.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 12:19 (nine years ago) link
it is better to have manned a wall than to have walled a man
― I Miss You(tube embeds) (onimo), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
Amanda Wall
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link
life is a lossless format — you can't resample a memory!
― macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
A spent penny is worth more than a pound.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
A marriage vow has no poetry
― Josefa, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
A lost cause is its own reward.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
Never outrun success, smelling the roses is the journey
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
nine sisters makes a barrowful, nine brothers makes a mess
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
Ask a lost traveler for a map on a dare, reader beware
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
The wayward stripe oft pockets a solid
― Josefa, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
Your ace in the hole is the hole in your ass.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
To see Harpo Marx is to see Oprah W rammed aside.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
The turtle of capitalism is painted on the face of the recidivist.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
To work constantly is to pick up the bayonet!
A revolutionary action starts with a tiny weed.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Once a toast, always a bread.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
The bosom of shame has milk for those who will drink it.
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
Two Garys don't make a Robert.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
A ceiling is only as high as the shortest man that can't get into the building.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Face down in the shade, a lying man waits.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
a knife in the back is worse than two in the kitchen
― Treeship, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
You can't spell "abort" without art and b.o.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
Fear the reaper and swaddle the tweaker.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
Holler in a hole, kill your mother's soul.
― Explanations Are Too Boring! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
Behind every great person is a people's front
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
When rich men weep the mountains grow steep.
― Morris the Florist meets Horace the Taurus (Aimless), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link
Its easy to be a knocker, its harder to be a door
― Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
better a pennyworth of timber than a mountebank for a cousin
― bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
It is the fool who pulls the stray thread; the wise man tucks it up under.
― weatheringdaleson, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
Just because tomatoes grow in the dark, doesn't mean a dog will.
― Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link
the only thing more true than change is the changing of truth
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:17 (eight years ago) link
which way which will
― The Once-ler, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link
he who breaks bread keeps his head
― posted missing (onimo), Monday, 9 November 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link
you can't unsuck a dick
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link
neither fake nor inscrutable
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush.
― The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
When you're young you only have left friends.When you're old you barely have friends left.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
--Winston Churchill
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
many a sweet poon was splayed on an old piddle
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 7 December 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link
^ too good to leave in sandbox tbh
King Kong rationalised his risk, and look what happened to him!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 07:58 (eight years ago) link
Nothing is plastic once it's worn
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 11:36 (eight years ago) link
A moth to a flame makes a sane man lame.
― how's life, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link
Every fight about work is a fight about fighting about work.
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 26 December 2015 04:19 (eight years ago) link
Ain't no party like the Democratic party cause the Democratic party has pizza rolls
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 December 2015 08:52 (eight years ago) link
Bees knees are overrated.
― Mark G, Monday, 28 December 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link
When the beast kneels, the feast begins!
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 28 December 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
demi lovato and wilder valderrama's dog 'spawn' died, he was fez on tv
― del griffith, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
Show me a person that understands fractions, and I'll show you a really neat piece of ice
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link
A really neat piece of ice doesn't last forever, so try to get other people to look at it while it still exists
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
as long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
if you're not going to wash it, don't expect anybody to eat it
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
when a banana loses its peel, it gains what it lost in elasticity
a real man doesn't see with his eyes - he dances with them
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is to explain what was so neat about a piece of ice that wasn't documented properly before it completely melted
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link
When passing through a dark moment in time, one must always remember to bring a flashlight. and the right batteries for the flashlight.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:15 (eight years ago) link
don't step on a crackOr Aunt Jemima will no longer be Black
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 28 December 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link
the worm turns easier through an apple
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 28 December 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
An owl in the hand doesnt give a hoot.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link
Even a toad avoids a sleeping rat.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
The owl sings the other birds to sleep.
When the rose is in the arbor, the ship stays in the harbor.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 1 January 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link
Fool me thrice: neat piece of ice!
― Sorkinspeak coaxed out Oscar begging near the tabs of Link Wray (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 January 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link
Pontius PilateWould have been a PirateBut for want of an "Rrrrrrr!"
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 1 January 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link
Is this about sex?
― jmm, Friday, 1 January 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link
what do you think?
Three pennies are enough to gild a pig.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 1 January 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link
If I whine, I am pineIf I purr, I am firIf I creak, I am teakIf I crash, I am ashIf I screech, I am beechIf I lurch, I am birchIf I spoke, I am oak
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 1 January 2016 21:33 (eight years ago) link
if it's long, bulbous and thickmake sure it's zucchiniand not a dick
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 1 January 2016 21:37 (eight years ago) link
You can't burn a fork.
― how's life, Thursday, 4 February 2016 15:14 (eight years ago) link
Yawn at the dawnBe right at the right
― Ad h (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link
when the heedless boar disturbs the beehive, many oxen suffer also
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 5 February 2016 22:06 (eight years ago) link
Dead Libyans make poor allies.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 22:55 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― broderick f (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 February 2016 00:20 (eight years ago) link
blood doesn't pool in a broken limb
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Sunday, 6 March 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link
if foxes had orchards, assholes would work
― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link
No one will appreciate your really neat piece of ice, so enjoy it on your own terms, alone
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 September 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link
^ pithy!
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 30 September 2016 04:15 (seven years ago) link
Over the years I have learned much from the cube
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 September 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link
When a loved one dies, don't be sadCos you can take their stuff
― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 05:58 (seven years ago) link
Always listen to your parentsAnd get a stenographer to write it downThen later in life, when they're on their deathbedsBody them with their lies
― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 05:59 (seven years ago) link
and take their stuff
an ex-gf was incredibly funny w these (she used to do them in the voice of steve earle's character in the wire) but i cannot remember any of them because none of them made enough sense to remember. just remember not being able to breathe.
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 September 2016 06:03 (seven years ago) link
men seldom make passes, much like inert gases
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 06:19 (seven years ago) link
find a penny on the floorNed Beatty will come through your door
― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:20 (seven years ago) link
If you can't see the forest, you can't hear the tree.
― Zachary Taylor, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:37 (seven years ago) link
Bodhidharma would have been all over this thread
― erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Friday, 30 September 2016 07:29 (seven years ago) link
When the wind blows, the wind knows
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:00 (seven years ago) link
One sweater, never betterTwo or more, your father's a whore
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:04 (seven years ago) link
Red sky at night, shepherds' delightRed sky in the morning, horrible morning
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:10 (seven years ago) link
You dont react to the shark, you react to the other fish in the shoal
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:47 (four years ago) link
remember, when your pants are down around your ankles- that's the time to pull your socks up
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:48 (four years ago) link
when you're in a crater, stop gravitating
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:50 (four years ago) link
No need to make any up, literal translations of extant proverbs from other languages will suffice. To wit:
'Whether you like it or not, drink up the holy water, Gregory!'
'Placenta ahead, war backwards.'
'Like the Turk and his gun.'
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:55 (four years ago) link
Hm, let's see, reckon you can work out what at least one of these is meant to convey
The dog doesn't catch the mouseThree monks have no water to drinkOne turnip, one holeThe candle illuminates others, yet destroys itselfNine cows and one cow hair
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link
Or the classic "people mountain people sea"
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:57 (four years ago) link
first there is a people then there is no people then there is
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:59 (four years ago) link
if you are a big tree you have a small hand
happy knife, happy life
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link
Only a pony rolls a blank stone
― L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:58 (four years ago) link
win at bingo, watch yo twin go
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link
a hand in the bush is better than being bankrupt
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link
seek not riches, seek out bitches
sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes you just have the peanuts
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
yo la tengo
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link
life is a marathon, not a snickers
there's a mile of shit 'twixt the ox and the abattoir
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
an inch of foreskin, a pound of forebraina spoonful of glans, a head full of sense
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link
you can't see the moon through a borrowed spyglass
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link
We're always a tithe away from theosis.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link
It's better to have a swallow at the table than a stallion in a stable
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link
two burnt cakes does not one unburnt cake make
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link
Two whereabouts do not a what make.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link
A whale can't see its own tail
― The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link
A sack of shit is always too heavy
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link
↑ good one, it just rings eternally true.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
you can't yoke an ox to a ploughing engine
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
A spoonful today will taste okA spoonful tomorrow will taste of sorrow
― The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link
a chandler never asksesan axeman where his wax isan axeman never quandarieswhere a laundrer keeps his laundries
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link
Refrain from peeing through a keyholeAnd putting keys inside your peehole
― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link
boil the lance before lancing the boil
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link
^vg
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link
If your butt feels sour, use that internal power
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link
even a watched clock never boils
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 6 July 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link
A swallowed turd does not coprophagia make.
― pomenitul, Monday, 6 July 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
Where there’s a will, there’s a corpse
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link
clean arsehole, clean mind
― calzino, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
two wrongs don't make a right; but two rights send you into oncoming traffic
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
the mintier the julep, the prettier the baby.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link