Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

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The latest incarnation of the My Little Pony franchise has attracted an unexpected demographic: Adult men. The men, who call themselves "bronies," have formed an extensive online community, including a roughly 100-member group in Portland.

They're self-described geeks, nerds or video gamers in their teens to mid-30s. They discovered My Little Pony after noticing a glut of pony-related activity while browsing Internet forums. Curious, they checked out the show and got hooked.

"I've gotten raised eyebrows from friends," says Jim West, a 20-year-old brony from Olympia.

But don't call them girly men. Yes, some bronies are sensitive types. But they also rock climb and play sports, have girlfriends and maintain active social lives.

http://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2011/09/seriously_my_little_pony_grown.html

Darin, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh dude we have been lolling at these guys for a while

TS: My Little Pony vs. Care Bears

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Jesus you're fast. I was coming here to write - "Dan P to thread".

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

E! - I summon you to Pulp top ten 0_o

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

ha - I should have known that you guys would already have these goofballs on your radar

Darin, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

let me try that link again: TS: My Little Pony vs. Care Bears

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

when these dudes get into reggae, they're called jah bronies

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

or pot bronies

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

#savederpy

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 27 February 2012 08:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://savederpy.tumblr.com/

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 27 February 2012 08:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

fake copypasta is fake

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE (dave cool), Monday, 27 February 2012 12:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

i have a student who is a "brony", he looks and acts like a cross between data and wesley crusher. he receives educational support for asperger's syndrome but he really doesn't need it, he seems less disabled on a social level and more disinterested ... anyway he spends all of his spare time in class - which is quite a bit, he's super bright - drawing male my little ponies and writing fan fic about them

the weirdest part about it is that he doesn't seem to catch any shit about it from other students

the late great, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

he looks and acts like a cross between data and wesley crusher.

the calls are coming from inside the house...

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait I thought this whole thing was like an ironic thing 4chan people did

iatee, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

no this student is doing this in earnest

the late great, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

more like boneries

Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

i liked sailor moon when i was a pre-teen, that's not so far off being a bronie.

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

not a single wet dick amongst them

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://bronies.com/map/

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think at least two of them are girls.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

after the whole d3@thdr0ne revelation I wouldn't count all of these guys as sexless

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

one is sort of hitable.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

swim goggles girl is pretty cute tbh

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

there's always a fedora guy, isn't there?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

alright. we're in agreement that's a girl then

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

this bronie dude will hit it:

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like guys who really play the absurd and goofy hat card bcz they frequently contrast it by wearing the world's blandest of casual wear.

Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

fedora guy is so wrong, in so many countless ways ...

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

how many of the guys pictured in this thread qualify as "grown men" tbh?

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

the amazing thing about fedora dude is that he manages to pull focus from the dude in the center wearing a Nightmare Before Christmas raver hat

I mean, just ponder that

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am considering becoming a brony

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

tbh i don't believe this is real.

jed_, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

after the whole d3@thdr0ne revelation I wouldn't count all of these guys as sexless

What was the "revelation"?

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

I haven't watched any of these, but Powerpuff Girls definitely had crossover appeal and in-jokes for adult audiences. There are also dudes who are really into animation stuff regardless so... this doesn't seem that odd considering the writer and context.

There has to be some sort of version of Rule 34 that also states that if there's an entertainment media, there is a group of men into it somewhere.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

that he existed and occasionally had sex. sometimes even consensual.

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 16:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

thank (or blame) cankles for the bronies convention pic (he posted it on the OG my little ponies thread this summer).

dan OTM about fedora dude.

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 17:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

For all of your gift giving needs: http://bronymerch.tumblr.com/

I am seriously considering sewing plush my little ponies because the bronies are willing to fork over mad cash for them.

Nicole, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

raver hat guy seems to be a bit of a media whore

Darin, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Just imagine how disgusting the inside of that hat must be after wearing it around all day at these awesome brony events.

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

he's just happy that he's not being upstaged by Fedora Dude. Fedora Dude just abides, man.

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

"yeah yeah, you have a wacky hat with ponies glued to it; could you tell us more about the dude with the tie and fedora?"

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Chewing on a pen" is my favorite brony in that picture.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like so not gonna happen guy at the left end, in the green shirt.

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

is that j0rdan s. next to the pen-chewer?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Me too! There ought to be a poll. xp

Nicole, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

"chewing on a pen" is the only one i'd guess has ever had some stank on his hang-low.

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Some serious underestimating at what goes on at these kind of conferences. I guarantee a scary amount of those guys have gotten some play with their fellow enthusiasts.

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

"chewing on a pen" is the only one i'd guess has ever had some stank on his hang-low.

I think you mean "sex-related stank on his hang-low" because I may be prejudging but, based on this picture, I am pretty sure a good number of the people in that picture are familiar with stank all kinds of places on their bodies

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

uh you guys are mocking a bunch of high school students

mac and me (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

god forbid

max, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

I feel like I've spent my entire life mocking high school students

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

"I get older, they stay the same age."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

yup, sex-stank on the genitalia.

and they're kind of asking for the mockery, you know ... not that i was much better when i was in high school, mind.

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't know what rad shit y'all were doing age 14-17
But I wasn't doing anything more honourable than this

mac and me (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

IIRC pictures of what I was doing have been posted to ILE, which mostly involved stalking the halls dressed as an extra from Degrassi High and doing the cabbage patch in my friends' kitchens

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

(should note said cabbage patch was usually to "The Days of Swine and Roses" by TKK)

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

Most of those people look pretty normal to me, aside from wacky-hat guy. The only cue I could really take to suggest that they're all the risible nerdy virgins you think they are is the fact that they're at a brony meet-up.

emil.y, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

fedora looks like he wandered into the wrong room and was too polite to leave before they took the picture; I imagine 30 seconds afterward he was all "so just to clarify, the Mad Men meetup is on the right"

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

I hope Degrassi does a brony ep

mac and me (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was a risible nerdy virgin through the vast majority of time i was in high school ... game recognize game, yo.

fedora looks like he stepped offa a 1979 Specials EP cover.

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

is this just what furries do now? do furries still exist? is there some venn diagram overlap here? I still don't 'get' this.

iatee, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, they all seem like they'll be ok in the long run. Fedora will grow out of his suit, even. Not sure why their sex lives have anything to do with it.

RIP Wheels ;_;

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

furries are eternal, man ... or at least since "the shining"

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

there's always a fedora guy, isn't there?

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, February 27, 2012 10:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

such a truth bomb

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think these are just nerdy fanboys who like a cartoon. xp

carl agatha, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

I owned a fedora as a teenager. yikes! never got the courage to wear it out though

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't see a whole lot of difference between nerdy fanboys who like this cartoon and nerdy fanppl who like all manner of things and attend conventions about them. Right down to their penchant for silly hats.

xp I totally have a fedora pic of me from jr high.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

I desperately wanted a porkpie hat in the days of third-wave ska. Thankfully e-commerce was a little less developed and I sure as fuck wasn't going to find one locally.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

guys, I owned a fedora, a bicycle cap with the name of my German camp on it, a Dr Seuss raver hat and a green baseball cap with a cartoon mascot from a Japanese baseball team on it by the time I was TWENTY; I think I have put in my time in the bad hat trenches and am allowed to chuckle at those that came after me

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh, also a reversible skull cap

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

there are a lot of bronies who are not into like furry shit, but there are definitely furry bronies

max, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

I came pretty close to ordering a t-shirt with the japanese baseball player on it that the dude wore in the big lebowski

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

idg reversible skull cap - does it reverse into a normal looking baseball cap or something

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

like, 'oh shit some hot chicks are coming by - quick, before they see me!' *reverses skull cap*

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

one side was black with a partial headband around the front; the other side was a red striped pattern

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm fascinated with just how much goggles girl looks like a videogame character

ಠ﹏ಠ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

at any rate, nothing could really hide my non-perscription Dwayne Wayne sunglasses

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was rather fond of a gilligan-style hat when i was a college freshman, which was my bad-hat phase.

unless you count baseball caps.

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh shit I had one of those too, also reversible

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

xxp speaking of jet set radio, here's a contest to get ur graf in the rerelease of the game

ಠ﹏ಠ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

more like this one, actually.

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

JSR is getting rereleased? on what platform? whoa!

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

XBLA and PSN iirc

ಠ﹏ಠ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

mocking people with alternative lifestyles, what have we come to

at any rate, nothing could really hide my non-perscription Dwayne Wayne sunglasses

OK, I take back my previous statement

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

aw one day I will get an xbox that fell off the back of a truck.

we need to start a 'bad hats you have owned' thread

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

eisbaer that is known as a BUCKET HAT and it is ALWAYS HIP

the late great, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

goggles-girl does kind of look like Tank Girl, come to think of it:

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

when i was in elementary school i had dwayne wayne flip-up sunglasses over my regular glasses for awhile, to match my dad. NOT HIP.

the late great, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

I went on a high school orchestra trip my freshman year of high school. This was when I had long hair. I ended up buying some french-style wool beret and wore it around WDW most of the next day, after we performed in the Magic Kingdom.

Wool beret, long hair, Florida in spring. Makes perfect sense.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

did you wear a fanny pack

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

pics pls

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

my friends had 1. clip-on shades via magnets and 2. glasses that grew dark in sunlight

huge nerds

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

I had another pair of sunglasses that were round frames with square lenses inside them, and another pair of those shutter sunglasses Kanye started wearing around circa Graduation

fyi I never spent more than $10 on any of these

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

was gonna try to work "bronyoner" in somewhere, but it's all about hats now

and i was way nerdier in hs than any of those posers

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

I actually lost track of that beret a few years ago and am still fuming about it for some reason. I think I wanted to use it for a halloween costume.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

never owned a fedora

pretty sure i owned a top hat, tho

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^^ respect

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

i've always wanted a fez

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

there are at least two girls in every high school in california that wear big tank-girl style glasses

"nerdery" maybe seems not quite as mocked as it was when "we" were kids (realize i'm writing to a wide audience but i'm assuming i'm around the upper end of the median at 35) ... it seems like a LOT more kids are into stuff like video games, anime, cartoons than when i was a teenager.

not sure how or why this is but i bet it has something to do w/ everyone having cable and internet

the late great, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

my brother is holding on to his collection mid-90s Kangols, waiting until they're cool again

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

a fez?

the late great, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

my brother is holding on to his collection mid-90s Kangols, waiting until they're cool again

wow, I didn't know LL was your brother

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

<3 akbar & jeff

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

I had another pair of sunglasses that were round frames with square lenses inside them, and another pair of those shutter sunglasses Kanye started wearing around circa Graduation

fyi I never spent more than $10 on any of these

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 5:11 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

didn't know you grew up on the atlantic city boardwalk

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

6'5" 350+ pounds wearing Kangols and vests my mom sewed while running a comic book store

kind of amazed my brother wasn't a Juggalo tbh

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

kangol douche

the late great, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

akbar and jeff may well have been my spur for fez-love, i confess.

der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 22:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

pegasisters

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

SINCE PATRICK IS LIKE DERPY

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

A AWESOME PONY

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

so many unbuttoned flannel shirts. is being in highschool like being in 1995 forever?

goole, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't even want to parse what this derpy controversy is

goole, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

john derpyshire

goole, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am sorry, goole. I think we are back in1995.

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 03:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

I had a hat like Blossom's with a big ole flower right on the front. THe single dorkiest thing I ever owned was probably a letterman jacket from my high school that, because I didn't play any sports, said "Orchestra" across the back. Super cool. I made my parents buy it for me and wore it approx 3 times. My dad was still trying to get me to wear it up until a couple years ago.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 03:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

bronie

Jurgis Rudkus // Dick Butkus (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 04:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

Derpy

Kind: Pegasus
Sex: Female


Derpy in the episode Sonic Rainboom

Derpy Hooves is the fan-given name of a lavender grey Pegasus pony given by the show's internet following due to her having a cross-eyed "derpy" expression in the first episode. The name has since been adopted by the crew and Hasbro. Starting with Feeling Pinkie Keen, the show's crew began giving the pony crossed eyes intentionally, as a nod to the fans. The character is addressed by Rainbow Dash in The Last Roundup as Derpy, where she speaks for the first time. The scene was later altered so Rainbow Dash no longer names Derpy, and her voice has been changed.


The face that started it all.

Origin
Alert viewers of the show noticed a googly-eyed Pegasus in the series's first episode, standing in the background in the crowd in Twilight Sparkle's welcoming party. After the image was captured and posted on 4chan's comics and cartoons board /co/, fans began speculating of the nature of this odd pony.[1] The name she was given, Derpy Hooves, is derived from the slang term "derp", which is associated with someone who behaves in a silly manner and is often connected with crossed eyes.


Derpy in Feeling Pinkie Keen.

Wall Eyes
This gray Pegasus with a bubbles cutie mark was one of several background ponies, chosen from a palette and placed in the scenes on the whim of layout artists. At first, the pony's face wasn't supposed to be visible in that particular scene, but a later layout change uncovered it.[2] Jayson Thiessen, the supervising director of the show, stated that he noticed and was amused by her expression. Since Hasbro had already given the episode green light, he didn't order fixing Derpy's eyes.[3] Thiessen relayed in a Q&A that he was so delighted after discovering popularity of Derpy that he requested altering Derpy's eyes in all episodes that hadn't been sent to the Hub yet.[3]


First officially licensed Derpy merchandise, from WeLoveFine.com

Name
Lauren Faust has acknowledged the fan following of Derpy. Before the name Derpy was used by the production crew, Faust stated that in one of the unaired episodes at the time, Winter Wrap Up, there is a mention of a "featherbrained" Pegasus named Ditzy Doo whose appearance is never established on-screen, and should Ditzy make an appearance the show may assign Derpy's design to her.[4] Faust later stated that it seems the name has "landed on Derpy Hooves."[5]

Even though background ponies have no official names, an animator from the Philippine studio working on the show said that Derpy was nicknamed Stoneface, Bubbles, Bubblehead, and Ditzy by the crew.[6] Thiessen later relayed that the Canadian crew has adopted the name Derpy.[7][8]

Derpy is featured in her Nightmare Night paper bags costume in the Castle Creator flash game, with the file name for her asset containing the word "Derpy".[9] A December 2011 update to the game contained another Derpy asset, wearing a reindeer cap and a red nose, this time with its file name containing the phrase "DH_definitely_canon".[10] The day Hearth's Warming Eve aired, The Hub's Facebook page posted a message encouraging readers to "spot fan favorite Derpy" in the episode.[11] She is called "Derpy" on-screen in The Last Roundup, detailed below.

Charity auction
Lauren Faust participated in a charity auction for the 2011 Japan relief effort by donating several of her My Little Pony Friendship is Magic production sketches. In addition to sketches drawn in 2008, she drew a new sketch of Derpy, which sold for 2,151 USD.[12] The character was explicitly called Derpy Hooves by the auctioneer.

Merchandising
Officially licensed apparel sporting Derpy was first made available on August 2011 at the online store WeLoveFine,[13] though the store carries fan-designs which refer to various characters by various fan-given names. More designs were later made available on WeLoveFine and at Hot Topic retail stores.


Muffins!

As a Background Pony
Derpy first appears in the first episode of the series in the background of several scenes and, as noted above, makes her googly-eyed appearance at Twilight Sparkle's welcoming party.

Derpy can be seen throughout the season trotting through a park, helping with storm preparations, participating in the Running of the Leaves, visiting Ponyville's market, and more. She is one of the ponies admiring Pinkie Pie's "baked bads" in Applebuck Season, delivering the line "muffins" among the crowd, along with Minuette and Amethyst Star, whose mouths also match the spoken line. She appears with intentionally crossed eyes in Feeling Pinkie Keen; when Twilight spies on Pinkie Pie, a series of objects falls on her head: a flower pot, an anvil, a cart of hay and finally a piano. A camera pan reveals that the items were dropped by Derpy and her friend Raindrops, who are hovering next to a movers' truck. In Green Isn't Your Color, she is heard gasping in shock at Fluttershy's catwalk antics.


Wrestling with the Mayor

As a Scripted Character
Derpy appears in nineteen episodes of season one as a background character. For season two, she has gained a scripted-character status rather than an arbitrary background pony, and she is considered a "Where's Waldo"-type challenge for the fans.[14]

In the remastered version of the opening sequence that is first used in Lesson Zero, she appears in the top window of the first train car.

She is one of the ponies under the effects of Twilight Sparkle's spell on her doll, Smarty Pants, in Lesson Zero. When Princess Celestia removes the spell from everyone, Derpy finds herself fighting with the Mayor, and returns to her derped-face self. In the photo on the right her face is the same face shown in the very first episode of season one.

Derpy is dressed in several brown paper bags in Luna Eclipsed, and participates in Applejack's apple bob activity during Nightmare Night with Golden Harvest. However, while bobbing for apples she accidentally pulls the plug, causing all the water in the bob to go down the drain.


Filly Derpy in The Cutie Pox

She makes a brief cameo in Sisterhooves Social among the crowd listening to Granny Smith's announcement. In The Cutie Pox, a wall-eyed Pegasus filly with the same color scheme as Derpy appears briefly for one shot in the schoolyard, with most of her body obscured by Apple Bloom and another filly. Derpy makes a brief appearance in the doorway to Fluttershy's chicken coop in May the Best Pet Win!, an episode otherwise devoid of background ponies.

She appears briefly in The Mysterious Mare Do Well among the crowd cheering after Rainbow Dash saves the old folks falling on the balcony. She appears in Sweet and Elite along with many other ponies during a shot in the song Becoming Popular, wearing the same paper bag that was part of her costume in Luna Eclipsed, in addition to a pearl necklace. She pops out of a well in-between Heartstrings and Bon Bon in Secret of My Excess. She rides the train to Canterlot in Hearth's Warming Eve. Later, she pops out from behind the curtain to wave at the audience before the show. She walks away sad afterwards when the Stage Manager stops her. At the end of the episode, she talks in the background with Amethyst Star.

She appears frequently throughout the musical sequence The Flim Flam Brothers in the episode The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, as well as in the crowd watching the competition. She appears in Hearts and Hooves Day in three village shots, one standing next to an unknown filly and twice standing next to Doctor Whooves on the bridge. In A Friend in Deed, she appears twice, first flying upside down in the snow globe Pinkie Pie finds in Cranky Doodle Donkey's things and the second time by a stand in Ponyville square with two other ponies.


Derpy with Rainbow Dash in The Last Roundup.

Speaking Role
Derpy has a significant speaking role in The Last Roundup. The scene starts with Rainbow Dash getting the tip of her tail singed by a lightning bolt, coming from a gray storm cloud that Derpy is bouncing on. Dash tells her, "Now, careful, Derpy. Don't wanna do any more damage than you've already done", pointing to the broken and crashing roof of the Ponyville town hall. Derpy replies, "I just don't know what went wrong" and shocks herself from another bolt of lightning from the cloud she's bouncing on. She flies by Rainbow Dash and compliments her work, but bumps into a pillar, and sends it hurtling to the ground. Rainbow Dash tries to stop it but she smashes through the floor with the pillar. Derpy sticks her head in the hole asking if Rainbow Dash is okay and asks if there's anything she can do to help, but Rainbow Dash flies up and tells her to sit there and do nothing. When Derpy sits down in response, the floor below her starts to crack and she falls through, grabbing Rainbow Dash and pulling her down along for the ride. When the Mayor gives her speech in honor of Applejack, Derpy sticks out of the hole in the broken floor and cheers for Applejack, but she lets go and falls down once again. Her eyes are crossed through the majority of the scene.

Production
Derpy is voiced by Tabitha St. Germain in the original cut.[15] Germain was not aware at the time that Derpy is female and voiced her "with a neighbor's son in mind."[16] The episode (and Derpy's scene) was storyboarded by Sabrina Alberghetti and Nicole Wang.[17][18] Alberghetti was reminded of herself in the portrayal of Derpy as an "accident-prone klutz".[19]

Subsequent Alteration
The episode was removed from iTunes a week after its release, and put back up on 24 February 2012, with Derpy's scene altered: a few words are ommited from the dialog, in particular Rainbow Dash does not name Derpy; Derpy's voice is different and more feminine; and Derpy's eyes are not as acutely crossed in a few of the shots in the scene. This alteration does not appear in The Friendship Express DVD.

Appearances
The following charts details Derpy's appearances in the show, using approximate times from various videos available online.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 04:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

Holy crap!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 05:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

fucking mods

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 05:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

Wasn't there some sort of controversy where some group thought the character was offensive, or the producers panicked and thought it might be?

The other possibility is that they don't want brony influence that obvious in the show

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

I have seen this episode (like I said, it is my 4 yr old's favorite show), and I thought it was offensive -- the voice seemed like the one that bullies use when they mock retarded people. I was really uncomfortable with it.

Nicole, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Germain was not aware at the time that Derpy is female and voiced her "with a neighbor's son in mind."[16]

this is messed up on at least one level

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

DERPY is a word that teenagers use to make fun of each other

it would be a bit like having a character in an 80s show called HOSER or something like that

maybe a little rough for the target audience of my little pony?

the late great, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

derpy means "retarded," though? also did anyone who wasnt canadian say hoser in the 80s?

max, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

yes, thanks to Bob and Doug MacKenzie

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

derpy means "awkward" or "stupid", not literally "retarded", though kids use it the same way i used "retarded" in high school (ie not literally meaning retarded)

if you have ever made the comical noise DURRRRR to indicate confusion or foolishness then you would be familiar with the root of the word

i guess the question is whether DURRRRR refers to retarded people or not

the late great, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

it used to

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

well, DURRRRR you have it

the late great, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've never thought of "derpy" as having the same valence of ableism that "retarded" does.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

it does, but in a very distanced and softened way. like saying "duh" to indicate stupidity.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

tee hee Yes, I trust just about everypony; it's better to assume the best in ponies!

mac and me (Ówen P.), Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bronies, go fuck yourselves:

I live in West Virginia, and the word nigger has no power here... because it's used so often by everyone ON everyone in the friendly sense of "wazzup mah nigga?!" that the offensive meaning is not valid. Derpy Hooves could have done this for the "retarded" meaning, render it archaeic and obsolete in language, overall improving the Englisih language by removing a meaninglessly offensive word.

Nicole, Saturday, 3 March 2012 00:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

jed_, Saturday, 3 March 2012 00:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

"wazzup mah nigga??"

"nothing much, retard!!"

the late great, Saturday, 3 March 2012 00:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

having a hard time now thinking of ICP as more progressive and considerate than bronies...

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 3 March 2012 00:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol wv. you fucks.

just spent half an hour trying to find a mlp:fim song for my wife, who's been watching this with our daughter. turns our it was a parody of california gurls called "Equestria Gurls".

beachville, Saturday, 3 March 2012 01:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Guessing that being from West Virginia is what makes that guy a fuck, not being a brony.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Saturday, 3 March 2012 05:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

I live in West Virginia, and the word nigger has no power here... because it's used so often by everyone ON everyone in the friendly sense of "wazzup mah nigga?!" that the offensive meaning is not valid. Derpy Hooves could have done this for the "retarded" meaning, render it archaeic and obsolete in language, overall improving the Englisih language by removing a meaninglessly offensive word.

Ricky Gervais has moved to WV? Heavens!

carson dial, Saturday, 3 March 2012 05:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

Why do they think it's bad to have a name that occasionally means "retarded", but fine for little kids to sing the song "Ring a Ring o'Roses", which is referencing how people died in the black death?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 March 2012 05:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Still really wish I hadn't learned that "derpy" has hit the euphemism treadmill, I'm so fond of how it sounds as a word.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Saturday, 3 March 2012 05:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Brony 2012

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 March 2012 05:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

So much fontrum.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ride it. My brony.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

*face palm*

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

I legitimately like the show. It's cute and has well drawn characters and stories, and the humor is actually based on the characters and not just sub-Adult Swim screaming and randomness. That said… No.

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

On the other hand, that person clearly has some sort of mental issues, so now I feel bad for laughing…

NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

the unboxing vid has to be some kind of lowpoint in society whether it's fake or real.

jed_, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 23:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

i interviewed a lot of Bronies last weekend!

tune in to chaki's radio show this friday nite to hear me (and the bronies) talk about it!!

http://www.fccfreeradio.com/?page_id=4075

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

also:

http://whitedudesinkangolhats.com

― stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 12:19 PM (3 weeks ago)

holy shit @ seeing someone i know IRL on page 2 of that tumblr

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

you know kevin james?

grimes - (the elder scrolls iv:) oblivion (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

i wore a kangol hat in 2004. there's still a picture of me wearing it on my credit card ugh :(

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

I didn't know Kangol made trucker hats

mh, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

trying to be real w/ u and this is what i get

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

awww

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm only zinging the 2004 Whiney, you are a changed man

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait Whiney what weirdo European credit card puts your picture on it

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Thursday, 22 March 2012 04:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

My BofA bank card had my picture on it in the mid-2000s, but no cards I've had since then. I thought it was a great idea.

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Thursday, 22 March 2012 08:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

my 18-year old metalhead shut-in stepbrother is into this shit and even has an online girlfriend as a result (she's 14, but hey). what's funny is that he's always asking my stepmom for My Little Pony stuff and wants to be sent to one of those meetups, so my stepmom occasionally asks me "do you know what a pony convention is? what's with this pony stuff?" thanks to this thread, now I know

frogbs, Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

*shudder*

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

My oldest kid wanted to go to MacDonald's cause she knew they gave away MLP. Urgh. I hate MLP so much, but ah well.. We went anyway. They were not there, got sth else instead. I am beginning there is a god after all. lol

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't even want to think about how many MLPs are in my house.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

When I was 21, my girlfriend (who was 18) was really into Powerpuff Girls. I wasn't a huge fan, but I developed a habit of watching Powerpuff Girls even when she wasn't around. I put a stop to it after some buddies called me out.

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Thursday, 22 March 2012 12:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Powerpuff Girls ruled tho

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 13:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

Thank you, voice of authority.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 22 March 2012 13:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am dying over (she's 14, but hey)

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Powerpuff Girls was pretty cool

Isn't this MLP show one with a scriptwriter who worked on tha tshow?

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

I remember being all "wait, really????" about Powerpuff Girls when I happened to flip onto an episode that featured HIM as the villain

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am dying over (she's 14, but hey)

― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:12 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me too

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am also now picturing FBS stepbro as the guy in Heavy Metal Parking Lot who says something along the lines of "This is my girlfriend, she's thirteeeen."

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Don't know if it's changed tack since it was on in the early 00's but I didn't know Powerpuff Girls was considered the same as MLP... Always saw it in the same league as Dexter's Lab, Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob etc i.e. Stuff that's actually pretty funny/appeals to grown ups on a regular level as well as kids. Some of the characters: Mojojojo, HIM, the Professor etc are pure comedy.

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Powerpuff Girls was only a set number of seasons! And yes, it was clever and had funny jokes for all

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

The MLP reboot is along similar lines. It's fairly amusing.

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

FBS stepbro reminds me of 12-y/o Shelley Marsh from South Park and her 20-something metalhead boyfriend Skyler:

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 16:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Powerpuff Girls was pretty cool

Isn't this MLP show one with a scriptwriter who worked on tha tshow?

― mh, Thursday, March 22, 2012 4:27 AM (2 hours ago)

yes. that's mostly why so many dudes are in to it this time around. this isnt the "gi joe for girls" we grew up with,

The MLP reboot is along similar lines. It's fairly amusing.

― Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Thursday, March 22, 2012 5:55 AM (55 minutes ago)

i watched a few episodes last weekend as part of my ~research~ and i stopped liking new cartoons after ren & stimpy, but its pretty great! its nothing like the "gi joe for girls" MLP we grew up with-- its funny and clever and the art is cool.

when i was conducting my interviews, one of the main things that came up w/ these dudes is that they legit feel like they've never come across a show before that deals with friendship and how to be a friend so effectively (!!!)

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

also lauren faust is v v pretty <3 <3

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

ws!

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

for a terrifying second I thought I'd clicked on the Skrillex/MLP thread

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

i saw no less than five of these last weekend:

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Apparel/TShirts/My-Little-Pony-Brony-TShirt-138545.jsp

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

when i was conducting my interviews, one of the main things that came up w/ these dudes is that they legit feel like they've never come across a show before that deals with friendship and how to be a friend so effectively (!!!)

mathematical!

Mordy, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

ON THE AIR TALKIN BAOUT IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES:

http://www.fccfreeradio.com/?page_id=122

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 March 2012 05:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

TALKIN BAOUT ***BRONIES****

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 March 2012 05:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

STUDIO 1A!!

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 March 2012 05:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm tryin but these guys suck

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 March 2012 05:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

'that was real life bro'

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 March 2012 05:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

by which i guess i mean corey chaki apparently sux? damn

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 March 2012 05:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm on now

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 March 2012 05:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

4chan was leaking out?

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 March 2012 05:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha 'i'd be like, not a brony!'

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 March 2012 05:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

if you missed the live broadcast of my brony interviews, you can listen to the recording here.

my segment is 24:24 - 56:30.

also its on itunes:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/illogical-contraption/id472533923

(the most recent episode obv).

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 26 March 2012 21:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

I hope you emphasized how all Bronies are wusses

we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Monday, 26 March 2012 22:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Grady that was pretty classic! "I tracked a group last week..", "lots of flesh on the beach.." among my favorite lines. But I didn't make it through the kids' interviews.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 26 March 2012 23:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

I finished listening to this but you should of asked the bronies if they actually like /b/ because /b/ has so much hardcore, racist and gorey shit and I just don't picture bronies enjoying that kind of stuff.

and if they do enjoy 4chan than I have an entirely new perspective on what a brony is.

we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 00:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't know what to tell you, captain lorax.

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

"hardcore, racist and gorey shit and I just don't picture bronies enjoying that kind of stuff."

common thread is responsibility-free infantilism?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 01:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

not to be all cap'n save-a-4chan but its like half the internet at this point

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 01:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

you mean the half that's republican?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 01:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

i dont even get that joke

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 01:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

maybe more libertarian-y? but i feel like the regressive nostalgia reads more republican.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 01:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

I was enraged for some reason when I saw little pony toys sitting alone at some family run pizza shop I went to a little while ago and felt much better when a little girl ran up to collect the toys she forgot

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 01:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

I mean it didn't have to be a girl but it made me feel like the world was still a world when a little kid ran up excitedly to collect toys is all I'm saying

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 01:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

what a world.

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 01:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

it were ponies all around 'ere

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 02:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

not to be all cap'n save-a-4chan but its like half the internet at this point

― ♆ (gr8080),

I don't think you understand. /b/ revels in its racism, gore, pictures of mutilated kittens and penises etc. It's not like half the internet. It's clearly leaning towards ultra-sicko territory and not just a halfway house for bi-curious-sickos. Sure the internet is awful, but admitting to being a /b/tard is admitting that your closest home on the web is one of the darkest abscesses of filth and likewise your mentality has got to be pretty stuffed up with shit as well.

I can imagine bronies as people that appreciate anonymous for supposedly starting or at the very least encouraging /b/rony love. But then it goes either one of two ways. 1) Bronies feel like home in a place where people try to outscum eachother or 2) they don't know /b/ or only know it in passing. Frankly I would like to know whether bronies are genuine /b/tards or not. Maybe some of these brony kids are secret sickos - well much more sick than your average joe.

we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 02:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

like that quiet kid in class that acts sort of normal but is secretly dreaming of a million different ways to murder his classmates because those thoughts are soothing to his sicko side

we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 02:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

You sound...curiously knowledgeable about all this.

Did you drop some flug in my cup? (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 02:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

i hear bronies accept the government's version of 9/11 events!

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 02:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

"I was enraged for some reason when I saw little pony toys sitting alone at some family run pizza shop I went to a little while ago and felt much better when a little girl ran up to collect the toys she forgot"

don't all the toy story movies operate on this emotional dynamic?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Lorax you're allright in my book.

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

fwiw, my brony cousin strongly dislikes Family Guy so I don't think he would be into /b/

we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

Maybe he just has (different) taste

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

has this beautiful objets d'art been posted yet?

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol @ Lorax itt

#yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Lorax doth protest too much, methinks.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

"my brony cousin"

goole, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

(9:49:54 AM) Whiney: I DONT CARE ABOUT FUCKING BRONIES

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Way to reject his fanbase.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahaha

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

wtf @ that webcomic

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

isn't it great??? i love it so much.

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

You wanted to share something you love. Nothing wrong with that, Simon. Every group has jerks. It's just how it goes. You're a good guy, Simon. Sure, there are dickhole Bronies in the online community but I know better than to judge the whole by a few jerks.

No one has ever said these words outside the diseased vibrations of a fantasizing bronie's mind while he imagines what woman could ever love him.

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

gave me a new display name anyway

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

How dare you impugn the writing talents of choochoob✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧? xp

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

choochoobear at gmail.com

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm just going to assume, despite context, that that email address is "choochooboobs"

xp: aw

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

"choochoobear" or "choochooboobs" are both pretty o_0 as far as email addresses/nicknames go, esp. for men (even bronies).

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

wtf. there is def some thrill at defying expectations at work with this whole bronie thing

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Revelatory.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

ok, so that's not real. i feel silly.

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

well, Mordy, there's objective truth and artistic trugh

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

*truth

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

What is it with these guys and hats?

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

The crossbow is definitely listed in the "customers who bought..." - i guess the rest were too, at some point, but the stuff actually aimed at children has been edited out.

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Any time I hear "fedora" I think of ask.metafilter's famous "fedora guy":
http://ask.metafilter.com/78970/Trials-of-a-Responsible-Hedonist

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

bronies are a natural market for Takashi Miike films, though.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't see the crossbow or any of them on my amazon page

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

the new guy at my work wears a fedora at all times, including indoors

the day he started there was a ripple of bitching around the lunch room along the lines of "I could tell he'd be annoying from the moment I saw his hat"

I am now thinking 1. perhaps he is a brony and 2. I'd better not mention it what with the whole crossbow thing

instant coffee happening between us (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

Could be a PUA who thinks he's peacocking

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Could be a rude boy. Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!

beachville, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

LOL that's long enough to be a Harpers piece.

I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Monday, 23 April 2012 22:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

"The Impenetrable Agony of the Brony"
By Lewis H. Lapham

I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Monday, 23 April 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://join-the-herd.org/wp/

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 May 2012 21:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

I hate.

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Friday, 4 May 2012 21:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh my god

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 4 May 2012 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey hey we're the bronies
people think we brony around

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 4 May 2012 21:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://futret.bandcamp.com/track/suddenly-fucking-dragons

this is actually hilarious

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 4 May 2012 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

pp totally knows the whole my little pony theme song

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

no ponies its actually kind of a pain in the ass

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

sorry 'cutie mark'

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

no ponies its actually kind of a pain in the ass

― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, May 4, 2012 12:59 PM (4 minutes ago)

lol

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 4 May 2012 23:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 4 May 2012 23:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

well

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 4 May 2012 23:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

ugh

raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, 4 May 2012 23:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

who'd have thought that men who are into little girl cartoon ponies would be sexually fucked up

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 May 2012 23:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

and by into I mean INTO

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 May 2012 23:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am posting only to break up this thread connection:

Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony [Started by Darin in November 2011, last updated Friday, May 4, 2012 7:51 PM by Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt) on I Love Everything] 17 new answers
TIGHT HOLES [Started by andrew m. in May 2012, last updated Friday, May 4, 2012 7:51 PM by sleeve on I Love Vinyl!] 2 new answers

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 4 May 2012 23:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahaha

sleeve, Saturday, 5 May 2012 00:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol Abbott

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 5 May 2012 00:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've watched the show. It was good but nothing that compelled me to want to watch it again & again or devote myself to a community of similar fans of the show. I want to call it weird, but the truth is at this point I'm the only economically comfortable white male between the ages of 14-59 that I know that isn't into this. I hate being a mediocre reactionary but something about this phenomenon is creepy and just plain not right. Get off my lawn.

All kinds of heinous things, Saturday, 5 May 2012 00:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

well i guess we now understand the 4chan connection

Mordy, Saturday, 5 May 2012 00:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

but the truth is at this point I'm the only economically comfortable white male between the ages of 14-59 that I know that isn't into this

get new friends

Mordy, Saturday, 5 May 2012 00:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah, that's crazy. i don't know anyone who's into it, and i know a lot of economically comfortable guys in that age bracket.

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Saturday, 5 May 2012 01:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

and i'm a geek, and i like cartoons, and so do most of my friends

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Saturday, 5 May 2012 01:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

guys i saw a brony in real life the other day

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 5 May 2012 01:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

was he wearing a fedora?

Mordy, Saturday, 5 May 2012 01:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

chubby dude in mlp t-shirt, cut-off sweats, and white boat shoes

i had the most depressing childish urge to shout "BRONY!" but i figure his life is hard enough

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 5 May 2012 01:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

well, he made it hard by pretending to like my little pony cartoons.

jed_, Saturday, 5 May 2012 01:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bronies for Ron Paul ‏ @Bronys4RonPaul
Welcome! This past weekend I learned there were zombie ponies called changelings & Ron Paul won MN/IA.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 May 2012 01:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ya jeez, I don't think I know anyone who's even seen this new show unless they were babysitting or something. My friends probably all remember the original My Little Pony from when they were kids, but AFAIK none of them have the amount of nostalgia attached to the show that would propel them to be fans of "Friendship is Magic."

Is it like, subtly subversive like the Powder-Puff Girls? I guess I'll have to watch an episode to see what the appeal is. Unless the appeal really is just "hey, these cartoon ponies make my dick twitch."

I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Saturday, 5 May 2012 16:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

mo better bronies:

Nu Metal is the best music there is, the rest is pussy shit. (Eisbaer), Saturday, 5 May 2012 17:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

and then there's this:

Nu Metal is the best music there is, the rest is pussy shit. (Eisbaer), Saturday, 5 May 2012 17:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've spotted a few needy-looking guys with "brony" shirts IRL. They all look like that.

And before anyone says something cute no that guy in the lower right is not me.

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 May 2012 17:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

wonder how big the juggalo/brony crossover audience is

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Saturday, 5 May 2012 17:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Juggalony

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 May 2012 17:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

And before anyone says something cute no that guy in the lower right is not me.

'twas the furthest from my mind ... really!

wonder how big the juggalo/brony crossover audience is

being a Juggalo is like being at an all-inclusive resort ... so not much methinks!

Nu Metal is the best music there is, the rest is pussy shit. (Eisbaer), Saturday, 5 May 2012 17:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

though i could be wrong.

Nu Metal is the best music there is, the rest is pussy shit. (Eisbaer), Saturday, 5 May 2012 17:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

just when you think alienated teenagers are finally over being into wacky stuff that concerns grown-ups, they go and get themselves into some new wacky stuff that concerns grown-ups

bronies are simply juggalos who are lovers, not fighters, and i support them and their ways

del griffith, Saturday, 5 May 2012 17:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

that buy does look eerily like latebloomer

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Saturday, 5 May 2012 17:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Is it like, subtly subversive like the Powder-Puff Girls?

it's by the creator of Powerpuff Girls

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Saturday, 5 May 2012 17:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think the obvious and natural crossover habitat for bronies is the land of furries, not juggalos -- but as i said, who knows?

Nu Metal is the best music there is, the rest is pussy shit. (Eisbaer), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

There are many tribes in the Juggalo nation

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol new d/n for me...

There are many tribes in the Juggalo nation (Viceroy), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

latebloomer is legion

Algerian Goalkeeper, Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's by the creator of Powerpuff Girls

There's no direct Craig McCracken work - it's his wife Lauren Faust who was producer and showrunner for the first series.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

I feel like some of these bronies will be lucky enough to grow up and become like the Smang It guy

Spectrum, Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

we should all be so lucky to grow up to become like the Smang It guy.

Nu Metal is the best music there is, the rest is pussy shit. (Eisbaer), Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's his wife Lauren Faust who was producer and showrunner for the first series.

I was evidently given some inaccurate information by a brony friend

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Saturday, 5 May 2012 21:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

bronies are simply juggalos who are lovers, not fighters, and i support them and their ways

― del griffith, Saturday, May 5, 2012 1:54 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

lovers of sex crime

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 5 May 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

when i was conducting my interviews, one of the main things that came up w/ these dudes is that they legit feel like they've never come across a show before that deals with friendship and how to be a friend so effectively (!!!)

/b/ or just garden-variety aspergers?

the late great, Sunday, 6 May 2012 01:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony [Started by Darin in November 2011, last updated 4 minutes ago by the late great] 51 new answers
Depression and what it's really like [Started by Not Dead Yet in October 2001, last updated 23 minutes ago by rayuela] 41 new answers

del griffith, Sunday, 6 May 2012 01:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

that too!

the late great, Sunday, 6 May 2012 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

what if a 16 year old dude really wants to like, dye his hair light blue and cut it into a mohawk and wear a dog collar to school. if friendship ponies is what it takes to help this guy learn to just be his self then i'm okay with friendship ponies.

the late great, Sunday, 6 May 2012 01:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Speaking as a 16 year old Canadian male, I can safely say that The Powerpuff Girls was awesome ... just look past the sugary-sweet femininity and you'll find an incredibly sharp sense of humour.

the late great, Sunday, 6 May 2012 01:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

had a six-year-old niece and her family over this morning, so we watched a bunch of MLP. it's pretty good! excellent character and background designs (reminiscent of powerpuff girls & g tartakovsky), ambitious & artful visuals, constant jokes & slapstick and at least one song in most episodes. scripts are smart without being showy about it, deliberately light and silly, but they they take the fantasy/adventure trappings quite seriously. it's not subversive like the powerpuff girls or aggressively hip like adventure time, but it's a good deal more emotionally resonant than either. interesting mix of pretty-fetish girl stuff and messages of collective empowerment and self-respect. one of the most appealing things about "ponyville" is that it's a place where everyone is celebrated for their differences and no one is excluded. i can definitely see why it's been a hit outside its apparent target demographic.

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, I find it really frustrating that I have to defend my enjoyment of this rather cute show because of some obsessive fans ruining it for everybody. Like, it's one thing to enjoy watching something, it's quite another to define yourself by that activity (see: Star Trek, Dr. Who, Star Wars, insert anime title here). That said, bronies are comparable to furries – people who are emotionally, physically, or geographically isolated/abnormal who want to find an accepting community that they can belong to. Mostly harmless.

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 6 May 2012 21:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

EXACTL – wait

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Sunday, 6 May 2012 21:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

What will the funds be used for? The short answer is quality.

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 19:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Executive producers are Michael Brockhoff and John de Lancie (the voice of Discord on MLP)

Q, what are you thinking?

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://pppproject.deviantart.com/

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

no

the late great, Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

But why? Where are their vulvae? Their penises? How do they poop? How do they suckle? If these questions keep you up at night like they do me, join the Pony Plot Perfection Project.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

*curls up in ball, cries*

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Thursday, 17 May 2012 02:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

I love it when people date each other because of looks.
Its really pathetic when people judge you based on looks or interests.
And then there is that guy like Brandon Cyrus who calls everyone beautiful, then only asks the cute ones to text him.
If you are one of those people who use women just for sex, money, or are dating them just because of popularity and looks, go fuck yourself. You are a pathetic excuse for a man/woman. And this world would be better off without you.
A good example of a relationship is me and Samantha.
She listens to shitty ass music to the point where I want to burn down a church.
But I love her no matter what.

Want to know why some men treat women like shit? It is because of those self centered girls who think they are the greatest person in the world because they are popular or pretty. You aren't, and you should go fuck yourself.
You are a fucking women, so act like you have a place in society. Sexism towards women is because of these types of girls. I myself am sexist towards women, but only those types of women. Women like Hillary Clinton or Oprah have each and every bit of my respect.
/end rant/

frogbs, Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

probably should have googleproofed that name, don't wanna embarrass anyone

frogbs, Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hilary Clinton that is

frogbs, Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

This doesn't seem brony related

raw feel vegan (silby), Thursday, 17 May 2012 03:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

its a rare glimpse inside the mind of a real life brony

frogbs, Thursday, 17 May 2012 04:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

ponybs

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, 17 May 2012 05:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 May 2012 19:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/#!/wltphoto

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 May 2012 19:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 May 2012 20:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 01:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

so sad

goole, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

is that... a rap?

max, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

YOU BEST NOT FUCKING FORGET THE NAME BUTTERCUP DEW

I'm not going leftfield on you... (hypehat), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 11:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

never thought I'd be waking up to read a fascist brony rap

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 11:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

I have a hard time believing that dude is real

then, I remember humanity

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 13:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

I wonder if Derbyshire is a brony.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 13:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

well thanks for that

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 13:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

"never thought I'd be waking up to read a fascist brony rap"
^first line off the new eminem single sweeping the nation

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 13:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

nah, that would be "never thought I'd catch Haley reading fascist brony rap/I hate you Kim"

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 13:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

RATM is BACK! in 2012!

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 13:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahahahahaha

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 13:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

Stepbrony update - he's currently hitting "like" on a bunch of pics of ridiculous anime girls w/ big boobs, apparently unaware that every time he does, his entire family can see it in their news feed. Last post was a screed about how much he hates teenagers (he's 18) that got 40+ comments, mostly talking school shooting fantasies and satanic imagery, somehow devolving into this

I say "moar" and don't put a period on purpose, and you come and correct me, that has happened a lot of times,why are you acting mad because I said you were afraid of heights? This is like the Rainbow Dash thing, you were one of my best friends, why act all butthurt over the smallest things?

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 14:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

damn that is like a zen koan.

There are many tribes in the Juggalo nation (Viceroy), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

The "sexy" humanoid pony art in the upper left hand corner is killing me.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 Hindus

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh dear

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

DNW

Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

the race distribution on that kinda makes it clear that this is some white people shit

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Native American/American Indian: 10"
singletear.gif

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

I didn't think life could get more hilarious after I learned about the word "brony" and then I read a survey that talked about "ponysexuality"

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://vimeo.com/42481478

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

That video makes me realize I need to make some changes to my life.

The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

become a brony?

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

man, this is gonna be even more embarrassing for these guys to live down than an ICP stage.
50 year old men with brony tattoos are gonna be the saddest post apocalyptic survivors

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

omigod "neighslayer"

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Watching that brony video made me really depressed.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

me too

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

i honestly feel bad for those guys
like i wanna take them out and get a beer and tell them it gets better

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

There but for the grace of Princess Celestia go I…

The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah, suburban neckbeards are really sad. it's kind of bordering on an American hikikimori/NEET culture developing. if I ever have kids I'm considering having no Internet, cable, or video games

Chris S, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's kind of bordering on an American hikikimori/NEET culture developing.

learned a new word today

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

ponysexual?

The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

that was yesterday

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

how about bronysexual: people attracted to grown men obsessed with little girl ponies. now that I think about it, the only bronysexuals out there would probably be serial killers.

Spectrum, Thursday, 24 May 2012 01:45 (11 months ago) Permalink

boys who like girls who kill boys who like ponys...

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 24 May 2012 02:14 (11 months ago) Permalink

always should be someone you really feel sorry for

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:00 (11 months ago) Permalink

I have a hard time believing that dude is real

then, I remember humanity

ILX - then, I remember humanity

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

Together we make a better team than Pinkie Pie and Gummy. We hope to not only film the entirety of Everfree but also spread the word of brony culture through the music and the minds of those that make the magic happen.

I can't even.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 25 May 2012 12:46 (11 months ago) Permalink

That also lead me to the discovery of a Brony/Tuner subculture

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 25 May 2012 13:07 (11 months ago) Permalink

Together we make a better team than Pinkie Pie and Gummy. We hope to not only film the entirety of Everfree but also spread the word of brony culture through the music and the minds of those that make the magic happen.

the film shall be accompanied with an interpretive dance, with a special appearance by Underdog Lady Suzanne Muldowney:

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:15 (11 months ago) Permalink

There's always an interpretive dance.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 25 May 2012 19:00 (11 months ago) Permalink

"This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!"

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:05 (11 months ago) Permalink

kinda nsfw

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qx5pKB371r6nosgo1_500.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:50 (11 months ago) Permalink

is that an etsy perversion or an actual licensed hasbro product for which the ponysexuals have invented a sick new purpose

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:22 (11 months ago) Permalink

i guess i shouldn't be surprised i saw that.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:49 (11 months ago) Permalink

Full-length documentary, kickstarted to double the goal: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/257527888/bronycon-the-documentary?ref=live

It should be noted that two people kicked in $10,000.

The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 04:33 (11 months ago) Permalink

so fucking hot omg

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 04:58 (11 months ago) Permalink

The plushie mentioned upthread is apparently an unique item that MLP fan "Hoppip" of Surrey, UK has handmade and is selling through The Dealers Den ("Furry Auctions...And more!"). Starting price was GBP 55.00, and it's now up to GBP 125.50, with 15 bids. That's already getting pretty close to my bid ceiling, and with nearly six days to go, I might have to dip into next month's rent just to stay in the running. Wish me luck!

A hand-made plushie of Lyra from the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She's about 19" tall and made from fleece - perfect for hugging! Eyes and cutie mark are embroidered directly onto the fabric (by http://ethepony.blogspot.co.uk/ ). She's stuffed with fire retardant fiber filling - the same stuff you find in pillows. She took about a week to make, on and off. Comes from a smoke-free home.

The plushie also comes with removable handmade trousers and cotton + elastic underpants.

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5" and a depth of about 6". You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don't finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don't have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!

If you would like the plushie without this "feature", just tell me after the auction and I will remove it free of charge.

Please treat her gently, I will not accept returns or repairs for any rough play you get up to.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

someone had to be first

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:26 (11 months ago) Permalink

beg to differ

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:28 (11 months ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:06 (11 months ago) Permalink

what the hell

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:14 (11 months ago) Permalink

how frustrating that you can't even finish inside the thing

frogbs, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:22 (11 months ago) Permalink

I imagine that gets more wtf - the pictures are a pretty good indicator - but I only made it as far as "ponysona" before feeling that I had somehow ended up in the wrong universe and should read no further (also, caps)

instant coffee happening between us (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:48 (11 months ago) Permalink

I TAKE HER BATH ALL TIME SHE WANTS AND IS NOT IN MY BATHROOM I PAID FOR THE HIGH QUALITY SPAS FOR HER EVERYDAY, IN FACT I PERSONALLY FILLED HER HORNS AND HOOVES.

I PREPARE HER A LARGE BOWL OF SALAD WITH WITH BERRIES, CARROTS, ROMANIA LETTUCES, BLACK TRUFFLES, WHITE TRUFFLES, CHERRY TOMATOES, THOSE TINY CORNS, THIS SLICES BELL PEPPERS, BREAD CRUMBS HOME YES I BAKE A WHOLE LOAF A BREAD AND BAKE TO A CRISP AND CRUSH TO MAKE BAKE CRUMBS, SLICES OF ORANGE WITH THE PEEL, EXTRA PINTO NUTS AND PISTACHIO WITH OUT THE SHELL, HOME MADE RUSSIAN DRESSING WITH EXTRA HORSERADISH AND A HINT OF PATRON TEQUILA.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:32 (11 months ago) Permalink

'ponysona'

worst bergman film

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 May 2012 20:08 (11 months ago) Permalink

That last bit seems like it was written by the brony equivalent of George R.R Martin

promethethem (latebloomer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:42 (11 months ago) Permalink

actual white truffles i doubt it

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 May 2012 22:50 (11 months ago) Permalink

YES I BAKE A WHOLE LOAF A BREAD AND BAKE TO A CRISP AND CRUSH TO MAKE BAKE CRUMBS

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 June 2012 02:35 (11 months ago) Permalink

those tiny corns

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Friday, 1 June 2012 02:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

I love how it starts off all "perfect for hugging" but then devolves into how you can fuck it in the ass.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 June 2012 03:00 (11 months ago) Permalink

that should give you some insight into the psychology of bronies

Mordy, Friday, 1 June 2012 03:02 (11 months ago) Permalink

tim @ kfc .edu as a brony?!?

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Friday, 1 June 2012 03:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

This man is a crime against humanity.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:56 (11 months ago) Permalink

Stinky Ray Vaughan (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:48 (11 months ago) Permalink

whatever website that is is way too big on enforcing the gender binary imo

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:50 (11 months ago) Permalink

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:54 (11 months ago) Permalink

a awesome pony

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

First entry in the Yellow Pages "pony" section.

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:34 (11 months ago) Permalink

Guys I can't believe you're not crying about Derpy right now! HASBRO KILLED DERPY!

There are many tribes in the Juggalo nation (Viceroy), Friday, 8 June 2012 21:15 (11 months ago) Permalink

This is like when they turned the green ranger into the white ranger... its an outrage!

There are many tribes in the Juggalo nation (Viceroy), Friday, 8 June 2012 21:17 (11 months ago) Permalink

Cause in my mind Tommy Oliver was the the green ranger he smoked a lot of weed and just grooved around the streets of Angel City... but then he like skips out of town when he loses his powers and then comes back as White ranger? What does that mean? Did he move on to cocaine? Thats NAGL for a power ranger... And why does the WHITE ranger get the baddest ass mount and a knight sword and shit?!

ok I will stop derailing the brony thread now.

There are many tribes in the Juggalo nation (Viceroy), Friday, 8 June 2012 21:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

um the website that i work for has a kind of oddly strong contingent of bronies for whatever reason, like they have their own forum and little club on the site (we have some community functions that let you do that)...so yeah i don't really know what to make of it, but we've definitely laid down an edict for ppl to leave them alone and we never make fun of the whole thing, as weird as it is to me....and tbh they are unfailingly some of the nicest, most polite frequent commenter we have, and i interact with a few of them on twitter fairly regularly....and they are nice you know...so....

i don't know. it's totally weird to me but hey i guess we are all gonna die someday and whatever floats your boat.

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 June 2012 21:53 (11 months ago) Permalink

the devil's greatest troll was convincing the world that he sincerely loved my little ponies

Mordy, Friday, 8 June 2012 22:01 (11 months ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 June 2012 23:27 (11 months ago) Permalink

That costume is amazing. I want to hire that guy to walk around with me while I did totally mundane shit, like go grocery shopping.

Spectrum, Friday, 8 June 2012 23:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

the flip flops

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 9 June 2012 00:09 (11 months ago) Permalink

Could be mandals, definitely bonus points. The dude under there is probably naively pure, but would love to hire him for a year, feed him drugs and have him go berserk in costume and follow me around as I went about my day. Then I'd get bored and fire him and his fellow bronies would find him lying in the gutter, his costume torn and soiled. Then they'd take him in and try to rehabilitate him back to broniedom, but the man they knew would only ever exist again in their memories. One day his fellow bronies would return to a ransacked apartment, never to see him again.

Spectrum, Saturday, 9 June 2012 00:30 (11 months ago) Permalink

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/26/us/na ... wanted=all

Correction: December 30, 2011

An article on Monday about Jack Robison and Kirsten Lindsmith, two college students with Asperger syndrome who are navigating the perils of an intimate relationship, misidentified the character from the animated children’s TV show “My Little Pony” that Ms. Lindsmith said she visualized to cheer herself up. It is Twilight Sparkle, the nerdy intellectual, not Fluttershy, the kind animal lover.

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 9 June 2012 17:48 (11 months ago) Permalink

brony pretends to have cancer

https://twitter.com/#!/WhyAmSky

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/hp2trl

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 9 June 2012 23:22 (11 months ago) Permalink

Isaac Crowe ‏@WhyAmSky
I always dreamed of living in Equestria. Where I would actually be happy...

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 9 June 2012 23:25 (11 months ago) Permalink

:{ now I feel bad writing that bizarre Huysmansesque blurb about bronies. I wonder what these people would be like in a different era, perhaps in tighter-knit societies ... family men by 25?

Spectrum, Sunday, 10 June 2012 00:13 (11 months ago) Permalink

In Harry Potter they would be Huffle Puff or whatever they're called

we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 10 June 2012 01:47 (11 months ago) Permalink

yeah, but what would pottunias be in ponyville?

contenderizer, Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:23 (11 months ago) Permalink

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 June 2012 15:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Sunday, 10 June 2012 22:35 (11 months ago) Permalink

otm

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Sunday, 10 June 2012 22:41 (11 months ago) Permalink

like a wise man said way upthread, there's always a guy w/ a fedora hat involved w/ this sort of thing:

Stinky Ray Vaughan (Eisbaer), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:00 (11 months ago) Permalink

These people (ESPECIALLY FEDORE GUYS) are *ruining* my childhood MLP love.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:03 (11 months ago) Permalink

Fedoras make me so angry I can't even type straight..

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:03 (11 months ago) Permalink

this version of Fedora Guy dubs Kid Rock songs over My Little Pony, for his shits and giggles.

Stinky Ray Vaughan (Eisbaer), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:05 (11 months ago) Permalink

let's not overlook the fire

goole, Monday, 11 June 2012 15:13 (11 months ago) Permalink

it's been always gurnin' since the world's been turnin'

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 June 2012 18:39 (11 months ago) Permalink

bronies honour the fire

Stinky Ray Vaughan (Eisbaer), Monday, 11 June 2012 19:41 (11 months ago) Permalink

contenderizer, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

^ nsfw

contenderizer, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

why am I laughing at that

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:43 (11 months ago) Permalink

because the face

contenderizer, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 04:00 (11 months ago) Permalink

ANDREW W.K. CONFIRMS MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING APPEARANCE AT MY LITTLE PONY CONVENTION

ANDREW ANSWERS “WHAT WOULD PINKIE PIE DO?” AT CANTERLOT GARDENS 2012!

New York, NY - (June 12, 2012): Rock 'n' roll party man, Andrew W.K., has announced that this fall, he will bring his special brand of fun to Canterlot Gardens in Ohio, the premiere My Little Pony fan convention! Celebrating the national resurgence of My Little Pony popularity since the release of Hasbro’s “Friendship Is Magic” cartoon, W.K. will attempt to answer the question “What Would Pinkie Pie Do?” In this panel, W.K. who's beloved for such anthemic songs as “Party Hard” and “We Want Fun,” considers himself to be the living embodiment of the positive, party pony, Pinkie Pie, and will talk about how to make your work as fun as your party and your party as important as your work.

W.K. has spoken in the past of his support for the growing “Brony” sub-culture, which is the unexpected male obsession with My Little Pony and “Friendship Is Magic”. This fan-base if comprised of men in their teens, up to 40 years of age. Lauren Faust, who helped to draw adults to Cartoon Network with her work on The Power Puff Girls and Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, also helped to revamp the My Little Pony franchise with sophisticated writing and nuanced characters. The results are drawing animation fans of nontraditional ages, genders, and lifestyles.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:03 (11 months ago) Permalink

dude is like the PHD of trolls

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:25 (11 months ago) Permalink

and FUN

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:25 (11 months ago) Permalink

god damnit W.K. get back to work

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:11 (11 months ago) Permalink

everything about this cracks me up so hard

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

I can count at least two genders in that line up of Bronies above.; maybe they should put the injection moulded plastic down and investigate the possibilities offered by that.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:08 (11 months ago) Permalink

how heteronormative of you

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

also dude LOL NERDS Y DONT THEY GO GET LAID INSTEAD is p tired even when it's about bronies

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:11 (11 months ago) Permalink

okay the juxtaposition of post/display name there is killing me

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:15 (11 months ago) Permalink

https://www.canterlotgardens.com/

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:40 (11 months ago) Permalink

pathetic nerds who DO get laid are so much worse than the ones who don't

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:11 (11 months ago) Permalink

They're usually the ones who won't stop talking about polyamory.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:13 (11 months ago) Permalink

Yeah, I know some of those nerds. I know I'm probably a terrible person for not believing that their lifestyle is a real thing, but it pretty much seems to me like they just want an excuse to cheat on each other.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (11 months ago) Permalink

That might be making fun of a different subset of people than the ones we're making fun of in this thread, though.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:36 (11 months ago) Permalink

i can assure you that they are interrelated

Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 22:31 (11 months ago) Permalink

What some of these guys might need is some counseling from original Bronie Bro, Peggle mascot Bjorn:

ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 07:18 (10 months ago) Permalink

Even fire cannot kill the bronies:

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 01:28 (10 months ago) Permalink

•_______________•

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:50 (10 months ago) Permalink

Crap, I was wondering about that.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:39 (10 months ago) Permalink

Lauren Faust, who helped to draw adults to Cartoon Network with her work on The Power Puff Girls and Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, also helped to revamp the My Little Pony franchise with sophisticated writing and nuanced characters. The results are drawing animation fans of nontraditional ages, genders, and lifestyles.

― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 9:03 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

ha i did not know this. now i feel some guilt by association for liking Fosters (and have some vague memory of thinking Power Puff Girls was aight in the 90s).

some dude, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 16:52 (10 months ago) Permalink

no guilt! all three shows are pretty great.

contenderizer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:15 (10 months ago) Permalink

i would enjoy the odd ep of PPGs!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 19:42 (10 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 July 2012 23:43 (10 months ago) Permalink

bat-cutie mark

contenderizer, Monday, 23 July 2012 23:48 (10 months ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:34 (9 months ago) Permalink

Cackling here

mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 August 2012 18:13 (9 months ago) Permalink

I don't know what to make of that.

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Sunday, 5 August 2012 18:57 (9 months ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/Kinkie_Pie

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 16:59 (9 months ago) Permalink

bronies unite! take back the night!

the late great, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:07 (9 months ago) Permalink

super-patriot rainbow dash looks hilarious

contenderizer, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:47 (9 months ago) Permalink

srsly though this thread title needs to be changed, i've been checking this thread for i don't know how long and i still haven't met any other bronies on it

the late great, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:57 (9 months ago) Permalink

important-message-about-the-bronycon-orgy

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:15 (9 months ago) Permalink

meet "cronies" - senior citizens who are fans of my little pony

the late great, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:20 (9 months ago) Permalink

"clop"

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:05 (9 months ago) Permalink

"slow clop"

the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 01:14 (9 months ago) Permalink

s1ocki we're waiting for that message!!!

the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 01:14 (9 months ago) Permalink

i feel like bronies are just juggalos with an internet connection

frogbs, Monday, 13 August 2012 04:12 (9 months ago) Permalink

not sure if that's a truth bomb or a misfire

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 04:18 (9 months ago) Permalink

juggalos have internet too imo

the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 04:27 (9 months ago) Permalink

"clop"

^ hope the OED's up on this

contenderizer, Monday, 13 August 2012 04:55 (9 months ago) Permalink

urbandictionary is up on it

the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 05:00 (9 months ago) Permalink

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 August 2012 18:11 (9 months ago) Permalink

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A BRONIE

frogbs, Monday, 20 August 2012 18:14 (9 months ago) Permalink

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 August 2012 18:16 (9 months ago) Permalink

haha bronie more like pwnie amirite

*slaps ade on back*

the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 18:52 (9 months ago) Permalink

The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 August 2012 13:29 (8 months ago) Permalink

boom tubes iirc

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 27 August 2012 16:16 (8 months ago) Permalink

boom hooves

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Monday, 27 August 2012 23:56 (8 months ago) Permalink

#savekerpy

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Monday, 27 August 2012 23:56 (8 months ago) Permalink

I would read a Hungry4Ass brony tumblr all day

jjjdoom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 03:17 (8 months ago) Permalink

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:07 (8 months ago) Permalink

oh man

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:41 (8 months ago) Permalink

60.

I Googled patriotpony1986's OKCupid profile and the rest of it, and it just gets sadder and sadder and sadder.

It's also probably a hoax: the pic's connected to a Norwegian dude on a MLP site.

Michael Daddino, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:45 (8 months ago) Permalink

yea i didn't think it could be real

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 13:31 (8 months ago) Permalink

lol i just came here with that

goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:06 (8 months ago) Permalink

59.

Here's more of the profile:

My self-summary
I am a proud conservative American and brony (male My Little Pony fan). I work very hard to enmesh the philosophy of Ayn Rand within the framework of tolerance and love espoused by Pink Pie and friends. I'm something of an intellectual, and would love to discuss politics or cartoons with somepony near me in the future. Please understand that if we were to meet, I AM THE MAN in the relationship.

What I’m doing with my life
Trying to finish the first draft of my e-book entitled Serfdom in Equestria, an expose on the liberal agenda slowly eroding freedom in the My Little Pony universe.

I’m really good at
Fashion

The first things people usually notice about me
My swag.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My Little Pony, The Fountainhead, The Bible

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The war on men's rights currently taking place in the United States.

On a typical Friday night I am
Arguing with imbeciles on the Internet.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a rare penile deformity. Ask me about it! If only Dr. Paul would start seeing male patients...

I’m looking for

--Girls who like guys
--Ages 20–31
--Near me
--For new friends

You should message me if
You don't mind supporting a high functioning autistic who has been on social security disability for seven years.

Michael Daddino, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:11 (8 months ago) Permalink

Ah, I just saw that screencap on tumblr. The full profile makes the fakeness clear.

I did see a kid who looked very similar to him (wearing a fedora and a my little pony t-shirt) when I was out last weekend -- I know we have joked about the fedoras but I didn't really expect a brony to be that stereotypical-looking.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:56 (8 months ago) Permalink

did you see the group shot at the top of the thread

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:43 (8 months ago) Permalink

I was near a anime/comic convention last weekend and saw not one, but two young men wearing brony shirts, and I can safely say that 2/2 were exactly as you imagine (#1: fedora, #2: very long hair & short beard)

#1 Thwartstop Prospect (Will M.), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:49 (8 months ago) Permalink

did you see the group shot at the top of the thread

Sure, but not every one had a fedora! Maybe that's how they are able to identify each other in public? ¯\(°_o)/¯

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:13 (8 months ago) Permalink

every last one of these people has a fedora

every

single

one

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:21 (8 months ago) Permalink

society judges belittles them for their tastes, so it's how they show their class, sophistication and rejection of modern values outwardly

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:46 (8 months ago) Permalink

the worst thing that "nerd culture" ever did to itself was to fetishize poor socialization.

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:49 (8 months ago) Permalink

nerd = poor socialization

culture = what we call a pile of fetishes

stop smokin so much w33d man, help you think clearer

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:50 (8 months ago) Permalink

i mean to say what is nerd culture other than fetishizing poor socialization

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:51 (8 months ago) Permalink

it's a good point, but I think there's a way for the whole nerdy fandom popcultural milieu to exist w/o letting its adolescents grow up into adults who are still proud of how bad they are at getting along w/ people

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:56 (8 months ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

atheist, nod, wisdom, frankfurters, little, pony, chimney, santa, burp, guadeloupe, brassiere, nimrod, candelabra

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:02 (8 months ago) Permalink

i mean to say what is nerd culture other than fetishizing poor socialization

― the late great, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:51 PM (14 minutes ago)

fetishizing other stuff to soothe the pain of poor socialization

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:07 (8 months ago) Permalink

^ this is the pure shit, first principles. actually fetishizing poor socialization and "nerd culture" itself comes later, when late capitalism fucks its own third eye.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:09 (8 months ago) Permalink

powerful image

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:11 (8 months ago) Permalink

nah fetishizing is poor socialization

example

1) fetishizing the tit
2) good socialization = not treating all girls like mom
3) ok gotta find non-mom figure
4) fetishizing the pretty girl that's nice to you, then getting pissed when you find out she makes out with jocks
5) good socialization = not treating all girls like virgin/whore

it's a chicken and egg thing

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

now go back to sci-fi where everyone is either mother, virgin or whore ... are you soothing pain, or just seeing the fantasy world you want to see

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:15 (8 months ago) Permalink

i think one of the big things in nerd culture is this idea that 1) other people don't understand me 2) i have a fascinating story to tell you

hence the line between star wars fans and star wars nerds where you have to cross the line into understanding every single back story and going deep into the fascinating story of who that imaginary person is

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:16 (8 months ago) Permalink

oh yeah, sure, but fetishizing fetishization itself is troo kvlt wormhole shit

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:16 (8 months ago) Permalink

i have a lot of big ideas on nerd culture and socialization if you guys want to start that thread, i might be working one-on-one with several aspergers kids this year instead of running a classroom so i'll have lots of data points

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:17 (8 months ago) Permalink

i don't know enough anthropology to imagine what fetishizing the fetish looks like

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:18 (8 months ago) Permalink

i was at a neurobio presentation awhile back and world famous professor was showing us how baby birds recognize a mother's beak via a pattern of light and dark areas, and how you could simulate that with a stick, if you painted it in the right way.

and then in his veddy biddish indian raj accent he was like: "the baby bird loves the stick! he worships the stick! they begin to FETISHIZE the stick!!"

crowd could not contain LOLz

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:20 (8 months ago) Permalink

i guess i see old school sci-fi freaks as being like trainspotters, or rock polishers, ham radio junkies, avid fly fishermen, numismatists, bird watchers, etc. weirdos who happened to fetishize this one weird thing, but who weren't, for the most part, fetishizing their own ostracism (consequence of poor socialization). if anything, they seemed to be trying to escape it. perhaps that's an overly romantic notion.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:29 (8 months ago) Permalink

tlg, totally start that thread

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 05:08 (8 months ago) Permalink

no actually contenderizer i think you're on to something esp w/r/t bronies

but then i wouldn't exactly put rock polishers, ham radio junkies, fishermen, birdwatchers and numismatists in the same category

a lot of rock polishers are geologists and gemnologists whose hobby is an outgrowth of their work

birdwatchers are nature enthusiasts and might belong in the same category as dudes who make lists of technical bouldering spots in their state they have to hit up

fishermen consider themselves sportsmen and in any case they eat and/or give away the fish they catch

trainspotters and numismatists might be closest, but afaict they're not writing slashfic about their pursuits

i think the comparison to old-school sci-fi fandom might be closest, or perhaps even to comic books. there seems to something about slashfic that is crucial to understanding the brony thing and my understanding is that slashfic dates back to ... the 70s? late 70s?

but slashfic has definitely picked up in popularity, esp if you count something like the millions of licensed novels about every last character in the mos eisley cantina or in the bowels of deep space 9

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 08:56 (8 months ago) Permalink

all those things you mention lack the infantilism of mlp. MLP reminds me of people who dress up like a pirate on "talk like a pirate day" or were in a "ninja" club in college. Scifi nerd-dom or even comic nerd-dom aren't this weird childish thing, they're just things than teenage nerds like as well.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 August 2012 09:16 (8 months ago) Permalink

infantilism and wish-fulfilment fantasies

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 09:40 (8 months ago) Permalink

given everything I know about bronyism, dude, it is NOT just about the ponies

frogbs, Thursday, 30 August 2012 13:49 (8 months ago) Permalink

Ultimately I think there are a ton of people out there in well-off countries who have strong logical skills but aren't very intelligent otherwise. And all of those people find their way onto the internet. And we've all been through high school, I would guess most of them are outcasts who cynically disregard everything they're supposed to learn and look for like-minded people on SomethingAwful or Reddit to teach them the "true way"; in other words the emotionally stunted teaching the emotionally stunted. You know, the three A's: Ayn Rand, Atheism, and ron pAul. I was the same way for a while when it came to poker; I like to think of it as more useful than watching pony cartoons because I was at least able to put myself through school that way. But the 2+2 boards were like, 10% well-adjusted, intelligent individuals (and many of them were successful) and 90% were your typical goon/brony/Reddit "men's rights" enthusiast, and I doubled down on this by posting a lot on the sports/sports betting forums which were more like 100% these people. You know, people who would screencap girls they show in the crowd on TV, then other idiots who would say things like "her nose is lolhueg, 5/10, I bang chicks hotter than that every week" And you get a thrill out of it, being able to talk in terms that your average person (you know, the people who rejected you in high school or think you're strange) would never understand, about something they probably wouldn't be any good at. Yes I know this is a distorted view of the world. And I know that plenty of people here with frogbs.txt saved on their HD probably think "dude, you ARE that guy". But I always had good friends and people to drink with, and in all honesty that kind of saved my life in a manner of speaking. I was never really an outcast. I stopped being bullied in 4th grade. I always was kind of on the fringe. Like, I've always had good friends on both sides of the spectrum. I look at my stepbrother now and wonder about his future - he's 18, drives a Mustang his Dad bought for him, and spends his life on Reddit and Facebook posting about how much he hates Christians, how he hates his sister talking to her newborn baby "like a retard" while he plays Call of Duty, how his Dad (who has cancer!!) is an idiot, how the whole world is wrong and how people like him are the only ones with any real values. I don't know if he has a single friend that he knows in real life. It's just so much easier to dismiss other points of view than it is to try to learn something from them. Plus, it's good for your ego, and you've got dozens of online friends who will back you up. Like, this guy NEEDS to be a brony right now. Okay, what he really needs is to get wasted and get out of his shell and actually have fun interacting with live people, but in his mind, this is a big ass deal. If my brony-littered FB feed told me anything, it's that they do fetishize poor socialization because apparently to interact with them on a normal (or illogical) level is to sell out part of what makes you better than anyone else. If you do speak, speak only in memes that nobody understands, because that only reinforces how much more advanced you are. And so on.

frogbs, Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:26 (8 months ago) Permalink

who have strong logical skills but aren't very intelligent otherwise

???

Mordy, Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:30 (8 months ago) Permalink

it happens

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

idk but this is a nerd culture based specifically around the idea of socialization? it's right there in the show title: "friendship is magic."

slugbuggy, Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:36 (8 months ago) Permalink

it's a community thing

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 August 2012 18:37 (8 months ago) Permalink

i'd love that general nerd thread

i work in a videogame studio

i got opinions

#1 Thwartstop Prospect (Will M.), Thursday, 30 August 2012 19:42 (8 months ago) Permalink

idk but this is a nerd culture based specifically around the idea of socialization?

socialization with other bronies, sure

frogbs, Thursday, 30 August 2012 20:46 (8 months ago) Permalink

I think we mean not "socializing" but "make (someone) behave in a way that is acceptable to their society" (New Ox. Am. Dict. via OS X)

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 21:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

tl:dr

the late great, Friday, 31 August 2012 00:02 (8 months ago) Permalink

you should r, it was intersting

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:35 (8 months ago) Permalink

As a huge computer nerd during my teenage years I really didn't give any thought to how i was perceived by society at large and really didn't give a shit, so long as i could go home from school and make Doom II levels and browse some BBSes then i was totally fine with it.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:40 (8 months ago) Permalink

In a way, maybe i was living in a golden era, before the internet, before i could be friends with other people that shared my interests. Complete isolation and complete immersion in whatever minutiae i was obsessed with.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:41 (8 months ago) Permalink

BBSes are internet!

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:43 (8 months ago) Permalink

Um no they aren't.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:49 (8 months ago) Permalink

oh hm

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:52 (8 months ago) Permalink

now I'm curious about the networking protocols used by pre-TCP/IP BBS software

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:57 (8 months ago) Permalink

It isn't just about connection software though. The internet obviously is WAY more acceptable, more people use it, and it has so many social applications that BBSes just didn't have. I think the only person I ever talked to via a BBS was a SYSOP.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

we had message boards on bbs, that's maybe why i like ILX, it's almost a bbs throwback

the late great, Friday, 31 August 2012 01:16 (8 months ago) Permalink

PRODIGY MSG BOARDS 4 LYFE

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:18 (8 months ago) Permalink

WWIV 4 LYFE

the late great, Friday, 31 August 2012 01:30 (8 months ago) Permalink

spent so much time on this in HS

http://www.iscabbs.com/index.php?doc=about

goole, Friday, 31 August 2012 01:43 (8 months ago) Permalink

But yeah the world is pretty safe for nerds now. Even Bronies can go on FB right now and find tens of thousands of people just like them. It took more than a decade for me to find someone who had read that one txt file that tells you how to hack a Coca Cola machine or something.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:48 (8 months ago) Permalink

brown boxing

the late great, Friday, 31 August 2012 04:31 (8 months ago) Permalink

ew

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 31 August 2012 05:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

I was part of a weird community myself when I was like, 14 years old. I wanted to be a cartoonist but I was way better at drawing animals than humans. So I looked up a bunch of "anthro" art to help me with my own drawings and eventually joined an IRC community to get some pointers. Anyways one of them was a colorist and she offered to color in this strip I made and it was really good! Then I looked at her other work. Man, I wish you could have seen my face. Nowadays I don't think any of us would bat an eye at it because the internet has desensitized us all but the whole shock of "whoa, someone actually drew this, and you're one of them!" was tough to reconsile. Like, I thought some of the other art I had seen was really cool, but to realize that the end result of this whole thing was basically pornography? Like I said, I was 14. I didn't know any better. But there was really a sadness among everything there, nobody seemed overtly proud of this, and most of the chat steered towards stuff like clinical depression. Kind of a far ways away from the racism/rageface/sexism/"deal with it" culture of today. Actually, they seemed like pretty decent people. Nobody thought my cartoons were any good though.

frogbs, Friday, 31 August 2012 14:46 (8 months ago) Permalink

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Friday, 31 August 2012 15:34 (8 months ago) Permalink

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME L:AKSDFHJI OUDHSF*(O&ITENW)FMO IDHSFNOUILJKS FPOISUDHFBNO:SDIHFGIKUSDHJLKF GJ SGUYSDNF

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 15:59 (8 months ago) Permalink

haha man chill that's upthread already. probably a hoax.

Newgod joins this board, and quickly he's some dude (goole), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 15:59 (8 months ago) Permalink

ok good i don't even know anymore goole...you just can't tell

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 16:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

if it floate it be a brownie

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 16:02 (8 months ago) Permalink

no sweat bro. it got me too until somebody pasted the whole profile

Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

Newgod joins this board, and quickly he's some dude (goole), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 16:07 (8 months ago) Permalink

saw a 14-ish year old kid in the neighborhood with a "Keep Calm and Brony On" shirt the other day, sort of made me feel like "this generation coming up ain't so bad"

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 16:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

The bit at the end where he admits he doesn't work but is getting SS checks from the gov't was funny.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 September 2012 15:04 (8 months ago) Permalink

watched some ponies yesterday. still p good. rainbow dash refused a hooficure.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

I wonder if "Pinke Pie Pony" from STrawberry Shortcake" counts for bronys?

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 21 September 2012 00:23 (8 months ago) Permalink

The worst thing about this picture is that these ponies are the little girl ponies on the show that the pedos are into.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 21 September 2012 00:25 (8 months ago) Permalink

plz tell me that is a real thing zoo-pedophilia

Mordy, Friday, 21 September 2012 00:27 (8 months ago) Permalink

Andrew WK pony panel livestreaming here at 1 PM PST, 4 PM EST (52 minutes from now)! http://www.everfreeradio.com/cg/

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 19:09 (7 months ago) Permalink

Live blogged the panel on my twitter account: http://www.twitter.com/JeffTreppel

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:04 (7 months ago) Permalink

Now I wish had seen what the Andrew WK pony had looked like.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:12 (7 months ago) Permalink

It was a white unicorn with long black hair, blood running down its face, and a slice of pizza as its cutie mark.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:15 (7 months ago) Permalink

I want that bedspread!

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:40 (7 months ago) Permalink

BRONYLOG//031530Z OCT 12//WHITE MALE APPROX 30 YO//COMMERCIAL AIR TRANSPORT SEA - ORD//RMKS: SUBJ SEATED IN FIRST CLASS SECTION. BRONYHOOD CONFIRMED BY "RAINBOW DASH" TEE-SHIRT. SECONDARY CHARACTERISTICS OF SWEATPANTS, NECKBEARD OBSERVED. FEDORA NOT OBSERVED. FEMALE TRAVELING COMPANION OF APPROX SAME AGE ASSESSED TO BE SIBLING.

los blue jeans, Friday, 5 October 2012 02:23 (7 months ago) Permalink

Andrew WK is selling "Pinkie Hard" t-shirts on his website now.

everything, Friday, 5 October 2012 06:49 (7 months ago) Permalink

I guess the brony community is now at war with Neil Cicierega for pointing out how these guys were taking something marketed at young girls and turning it into this horrific rape culture thing. If you feel the need to go to war with Neil Cicierega something's clearly wrong with you.

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 14:42 (7 months ago) Permalink

link to the juicy parts?

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 14:43 (7 months ago) Permalink

this is his tumblr which links to reddit (obv) which you can read

http://neilcicierega.tumblr.com/post/23011361892

I've practically idolized this guy since I was 10 years old. I feel like an old friend just punched me in the face and started laughing. Seriously. What the fuck. This guy had all of the respect and admiration that I can possibly give a person and then turned out to be a total imbecile

Neil Cicierega: So what is the deal with Princess Molestia? Did the bronies take a show designed for little girls and turn it into another awful internet rape culture thing?


Me: No, they didn't, but I admire your ability to make assumptions.
Did you know that a community as large as the brony fanbase has multiple subsections? Why, I dare say it's as though multiple people enjoy the show.

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Neil Cicierega: Yeah, I know it's the stuff of the internet. I just think it's particularly cruel of them to import that shit into something meant for young girls... 1 in 6 of whom will grow up to be victims of the thing these bros are lulzing it up over. It really illustrates how thoughtlessly men will reappropriate anything and everything.

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Some guy: But not all bronies are like that.


Neil Cicierega: you gotta call each other out on this kind of thing more often. That goes for all groups. Don't let your friends be dipshits!

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Neil Cicierega: The show's designed to be a better alternative to the crap little girls are usually fed. So of course, grown men, who already have plenty of media marketed to them, come in and completely overshadow the intended audience, and litter it with the same tired humor and loutishness as every other male-oriented community. Something meant as an antidote to girls' usual gender normative entertainment has been turned into yet another sausage party.


Me: Yes, because the little girls who watch the show are effected by the actions of 4chan. Which is surprising, since even the majority of the adult brony fanbase isn't effected by the actions of 4chan.

Some brony: Most bronies (sadly not all) generally do try to warn you what you might see on their tumblr or something. So they really aren't doing anything to people who don't want to look at what they post. If you were offended by rape you most likely won't click on a link that goes to somewhere called Princess Molestia. I understand why you would find it weird that something Princess Molestia exists. She is, in her entirety, a rape joke.
I apologize for being such a dick.

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Neil Cicierega: I didn't mention fetishes. Actually, I was talking about rape jokes. For a show about love and tolerance, you'd think Bronies would do more to speak out against fellow Bronies who engage in brazen rejections of sensitivity.

don't click the reddit thing, it's like 5000000 replies long

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 14:49 (7 months ago) Permalink

never heard of this guy

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:08 (7 months ago) Permalink

he did this

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:17 (7 months ago) Permalink

so he's the more awful something awful huh

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:48 (7 months ago) Permalink

thats one of my favorite things he's done. his online fame is pretty impressive; he was considered an "internet celebrity" way back in 2001 and now has a real hit song and a youtube vid with over 100 million views. can't think of anyone else like him in that respect.

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:58 (7 months ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 00:18 (7 months ago) Permalink

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 13:12 (6 months ago) Permalink

looks great.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 13:25 (6 months ago) Permalink

go hawks

goole, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:54 (6 months ago) Permalink

WHAT WILL THIS MEAN FOR THE BRONIES?

.

Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:10 (6 months ago) Permalink

haha Disney would then own Magic: the Gathering and Dungeons & Dragons

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:37 (6 months ago) Permalink

oh no the makers of the worlds greatest children's movies are taking over a franchise made for and marketed to children

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:44 (6 months ago) Permalink

has this been shared yet?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/sad-bronies-make-themselves-photoshopped-pony-girl

Darin, Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:33 (6 months ago) Permalink

I had to tap out when I got to "I got Princess Molestia looking at my butt"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:55 (6 months ago) Permalink

then you missed this

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:23 (6 months ago) Permalink

remember when these guys just snuck in the farms late at night and tried to fuck the chickens? ah, the good old days

frogbs, Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:16 (6 months ago) Permalink

Just lol and smdh at bronies pretending that wanting to fuck underaged cartoon ponies is the same level of harmless as, like, 40 year-olds really into Star Trek or whatever.

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:32 (6 months ago) Permalink

Last weekend I had to explain to my mother in law what a brony is, because my nephews now have a brony stepbrother that they are constantly fighting with. She was so bewildered and wanted me to explain why a teenage boy would love ponies. There is no good explanation.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:37 (6 months ago) Permalink

To be fair to the stepbrother those kids are such rotten little brats that I could see how they could drive someone to madness/bronydom.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:38 (6 months ago) Permalink

She was so bewildered and wanted me to explain why a teenage boy would love ponies.

this is just the greatest sentence

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:39 (6 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...
2 weeks pass...

I ruined my day by clicking on this, so of course, I wanted to share.

Just posting the link, though. It's not my fault if you click on it.

http://i.imgur.com/HevqO.png

It will mess with your emotions. How's that for suspense?

pplains, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:58 (5 months ago) Permalink

Oh dear lord

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:09 (5 months ago) Permalink

I want to be mad at you but you gave more than adequate warning

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:10 (5 months ago) Permalink

where did you find that

max, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:15 (5 months ago) Permalink

:o

this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:17 (5 months ago) Permalink

should i click it right before bed im guessing not

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 06:23 (5 months ago) Permalink

its not that bad, by brony standards

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 06:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

still ruined my day

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 06:26 (5 months ago) Permalink

who the fuck has a pin-up of Eric Bischoff on his wall

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 07:50 (5 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:20 (3 months ago) Permalink

I have nowhere else to put this, so....

I was very put out by the season finale of MLP, it seemed to pander to the message that being a princess should be a girl's life goal. The rest of the series isn't like that, so that's why I didn't mind my kid watching it. Is Disney already having an influence on this show?

Ulna (Nicole), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:33 (3 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 March 2013 03:54 (2 months ago) Permalink

What I find really loathsome though is your pension for degrading my partner

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:04 (2 months ago) Permalink

Uh.

South of Hamster (J3ff T.), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:04 (2 months ago) Permalink

I was not expecting that to take a turn for the even worse halfway through.

South of Hamster (J3ff T.), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:05 (2 months ago) Permalink

a+

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:07 (2 months ago) Permalink

man, i couldn't even make it halfway through

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:15 (2 months ago) Permalink

there are a number of reasons not to draw my little pony porn, and that letter missed all of them.

arby's, Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:26 (2 months ago) Permalink

I have to remember that just because I see this thread updated, it doesn't mean that I have to read it.

pplains, Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:32 (2 months ago) Permalink

You have to make it to the halfway point. That's when it gets amazing!

South of Hamster (J3ff T.), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:34 (2 months ago) Permalink

yeeeesh, yeah

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:47 (2 months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3kOO2rffco

has this been mentioned? from when he unboxes the 2nd pony to 3 mins is my favourite bit of footage online ever. love how totally unabashedly ballsy he is about it too:

The video that launched me as a force to be reckoned with in the YouTube community.Yes, this is me and this is the video that I made, no substitute.

NI, Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:05 (2 months ago) Permalink

That letter is so gross and wrong that I almost feel bad for laughing at it.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:49 (2 months ago) Permalink

Nicole OTM

brb, making my wife (who has a psychology degree) read it

Darth Icky (DJP), Saturday, 23 March 2013 17:44 (2 months ago) Permalink

i can't feel my legs

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 17:55 (2 months ago) Permalink

bridle wars

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

Just read that entire letter aloud to my wife.

Jeff "Skink" Baxter (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:20 (2 months ago) Permalink

And made it through about 8 minutes of the unboxing video. The poor kid speaks so much more clearly and confidently when he's talking for the pony toys :(

Jeff "Skink" Baxter (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:34 (2 months ago) Permalink

I hate to have to ask, but yr wife, she is not i hope a plush toy horse

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:50 (2 months ago) Permalink

god, that guy is so sad
bronyism is kinda evil huh

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:10 (2 months ago) Permalink

Bro fete but what we make

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:15 (2 months ago) Permalink

is this for real? something very "a modest proposal" about this.

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:18 (2 months ago) Permalink

it's pretty trollish

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:22 (2 months ago) Permalink

No theyre the little fellows with the hair

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:23 (2 months ago) Permalink

feels weird that a brony would qualify his particular strain of bronyhood in relation to another kind of bronyhood as being too strange to grok instead of just saying, "hey now buddy, that's my fiancee there, back off" or some such.

like are ponyography aficionados and pony plushies disparate communities that don't interact or know of each others' ways?

slugbuggy, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:43 (2 months ago) Permalink

Maybe a standard issue brony still thinks marrying a plush toy as a means of asserting copyright is just a step too far

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:45 (2 months ago) Permalink

probably the most concise summation of the situation but also the weirdest sentence i've ever said that about.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:54 (2 months ago) Permalink

idk i'm sure mattel executives got up to some dark shit in the 80s

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:59 (2 months ago) Permalink

I'd like to remind everyone that this is happening:

http://www.bronycon.org

Darin, Saturday, 23 March 2013 23:50 (2 months ago) Permalink

I'd like to remind everyone that this is happening:

http://www.bronycon.org

Darth Icky (DJP), Sunday, 24 March 2013 14:53 (1 month ago) Permalink

i work with a brony. is it wrong to wish death upon her.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:19 (1 month ago) Permalink

him?

how's life, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:29 (1 month ago) Permalink

Fandom rules dictate that girls CAN be called bronies, but the more correct term is 'pegasis'.

emil.y, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:42 (1 month ago) Permalink

I was explaining this very thing to someone irl recently, and it dawned on me quite how much I waste my life.

emil.y, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:43 (1 month ago) Permalink

wasn't there a bronycon orgy last year that had all sorts of lurid details on twitter

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

omg pegasis

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:24 (1 month ago) Permalink

brocephalus

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:24 (1 month ago) Permalink

one of my students announced that he was a brony and i was the only person in the room who knew what he was talking about!

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

u mean, there HASN'T been a bronycon yet?!?

pancakes and sizzurp (Eisbaer), Monday, 25 March 2013 06:25 (1 month ago) Permalink

this is the fifth one, according to the link

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 25 March 2013 06:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

Brother-in-law sent me a video of a bronie sodomising himself with a giant custom-made plushie rocking horse thing the other day. Thought that was the peak of this crazy-assed cult, but that email up above beats it.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 March 2013 11:49 (1 month ago) Permalink

does anyone remember that dude Andy who was in love with Princess Peach and had a similar meltdown when he found out that there was another guy interested in her...but just for sex

frogbs, Monday, 25 March 2013 13:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

can't say i do

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

one of my students announced that he was a brony and i was the only person in the room who knew what he was talking about!

Why would someone announce they are a brony? Whatever happened to dignity?

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:05 (1 month ago) Permalink

Oh get off yr high horse. (it's my wife).

mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:14 (1 month ago) Permalink

I think one of the answers to "Whatever happened to dignity?" is "bronies"

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

He's really sweet and goofy, very earnest. We were talking about gender roles and what "girls/boys should like/wear/do" and he made his announcement. That was it. I didn't find it undignified at all tbh. I only wished anyone aside from me knew what he had said. He has a tshirt and everything. It hasn't come up again, though.

and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:17 (1 month ago) Permalink

I don't mean to take my boggling at stuff like the letter posted in here out on your student, he doesn't deserve that

OTOH I'm still boggling like a mug

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:45 (1 month ago) Permalink

that letter, jeez

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:53 (1 month ago) Permalink

Why would someone announce they are a brony? Whatever happened to dignity?

Grown male friend of mine who likes Friendship Is Magic will only look at Equestria Daily on his ipad on 3G, because he doesn't want it to show up on logs at work

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:46 (1 month ago) Permalink

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

can't say i do

― goole, Monday, March 25, 2013 10:51 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dont worry, I got you covered

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:45 (1 month ago) Permalink

Frank Sidebottom found love before he passed away.

Neil S, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:08 (1 month ago) Permalink

Can't believe it's brnykon time again already it seems like it was just yesterday that we experienced all that luscious wonder the flowing means a beauty

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

Brony con 2013

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:45 (1 month ago) Permalink

Props and Cosplay Policy
We love to see our attendees dress up in all sorts of creative and interesting costumes! However, for safety's sake, we have some rules about what costumes and props are acceptable at BronyCon. When planning your costume, please keep the following rules in mind:

  • Decency and Appropriateness: Congoer attire must cover all areas normally covered by a swimsuit. Costumes and props must also be PG-rated. Hate speech is not permitted on attire or props in any language.
  • Costume Safety: Costumes must not be dangerous to anyone who bumps into them accidentally.
  • Volume: Costumes and props that make noise must have volume controls and should be kept at an appropriate volume. The owners of such props and costumes must turn down or mute the volume when asked to by Security.
  • Live Steel: Live steel props are any props crafted from metal with a pointed end or blade-like edge, whether blunt or sharp. All such objects are strictly prohibited in convention spaces. This rule does not apply to objects with only the appearance of metal, such as wooden swords wrapped in aluminum foil.
  • Weapons: Real weapons such as maces, axes, or batons must be tightly peacebound or otherwise disabled, and are not allowed if they cannot be disabled. Projectile weapons such as bows, slings, or crossbows must be disabled and unloaded. Bows must be unstrung or strung with a flimsy and loose material such as twine. No bolts or arrows may be carried as part of a costume unless they are fake, not fireable, and not sharp or dangerous.
  • Gun-like Props: Gun-like props are required to have orange tips. Airsoft guns must never be loaded and must be disabled, and no ammunition may be carried on the congoer carrying the airsoft.
  • Guns: Real firearms, even if disabled or unloaded are strictly prohibited in all convention spaces. If you are an off-duty law enforcement officer carrying your sidearm through convention space, please come see the Head of Security when you enter the con so there are no unfortunate misunderstandings.
  • Any prop being used in an unsafe or threatening manner may be confiscated by Security. Security may ask you at any time to put a prop away or change out of a costume based on its acceptability.
  • The Head of Security has the final say as to the acceptability of any prop or costume.

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 16:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

I'm imagining "tightly peacebound" also appears in brony fanfic quite often.

i kant believe it's not buffon (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:01 (1 month ago) Permalink

I feel like those rules are also good rules of thumb for life in general.

South of Hamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

those rules are actually basically standard cosplay rules

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

I am trying to decide if it is funny or terrifying that "don't bring live, dangerous weapons" comes AFTER "don't put hate speech on your costume"

Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:38 (1 month ago) Permalink

"peace-bonding" for instance derives from old-line sci fi cons, here's a citation from 1987

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

oh jesus christ i feel so bad for the security guys having to work this. fuck. what must they think.

Jamie_ATP, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

most of the security staff are probably thinking "I never thought I would see so many men in pastel pony costumes at once", with one person thinking "this takes me back..."

Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

I'm just glad bronycon exists to make anime, comic, and gaming cons seem safe, sane, and mainstream by comparison

xp lol

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

i like bronies because we all get to be that guy, at least for a moment

Spectrum, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:59 (1 month ago) Permalink

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

Have we finally figured out what Bronies are yet? Are they like doofus steampunkers or are they some sort of new and weird self-selecting band of misogynistic ultraconservatives who sooth their cognitive dissonance with cartoon pony fluff.

And how closely connected is it to Furries? Seems pretty close... A lot closer than like, adult tabletop gamers who I've found mostly to be into the tactical/warfare "I am a military genius! you are now overwhelmed by my chaos marines bwahaahaa!" aspect of those games. Or comic book collectors who are equally addicted to male "soap operas" like Dexter and stuff and also collect DVD sets.

I mean they're just chibi horses. How has that developed into a whole "thing"?

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:53 (1 month ago) Permalink

theres no mystery about who they are

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

they're dudes who want to fuck ponies.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:03 (1 month ago) Permalink

The difference between bronies and furries as I can see it is that bronies are usually younger and a lot more "in-your-face" with their reddit/4chan "LOL TROLLED U" aesthetic while furries tend to not want people to know that they are furries.

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:07 (1 month ago) Permalink

gotcha. ok.

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:12 (1 month ago) Permalink

they're just dudes who like a cartoon, pretty wide spectrum of dudes who fit that criteria

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

^

Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:34 (1 month ago) Permalink

weirdos/assholes of any variety are always more fun to talk about

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:37 (1 month ago) Permalink

lol @ 4 ass

go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:04 (1 month ago) Permalink

To be a pro knee has many meanings I'm glad you asked a question. Have you ever kissed to do for the sunset on early morning I felt a beautiful rapture sweet pony kiss and nuzzle? You may be a bro nie if you can appreciate a warm caring eyes the gentlemen a swish swish tale of my little pony

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 23:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

Why would someone announce they are a brony? Whatever happened to dignity?

Grown male friend of mine who likes Friendship Is Magic will only look at Equestria Daily on his ipad on 3G, because he doesn't want it to show up on logs at work

― Devendra Bumhat (sic), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:46 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pat0?

Also re: the Bronycon rules; are there actually any weapons in the MLP cartoons? Or are these just C&P'd from standard cosplay meeting things.

Security guard photo is amazing.

meetwood.flac (S-), Thursday, 28 March 2013 02:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

Adult tabletop gamers/adults who watch MLP or Adventure Time or any other cartoon actually = literal worst people on earth

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 28 March 2013 09:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

as far as i can work out (i took part in a skype interview with some bronies, but they were none of them male) the ones who get erotic/romantic feelings about the ponies are sort of like dudes who are into moé? this mix of identification/protectiveness/desire/etc/etc/etc.

jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Thursday, 28 March 2013 12:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

"the ones" = the males you weren't talking to or the fems you were?

(did any identify as pegasister not brony?)

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

Also re: the Bronycon rules; are there actually any weapons in the MLP cartoons? Or are these just C&P'd from standard cosplay meeting things.

Uh, I don't think so? Not that I can remember, anyway. Any villains on the show usually get defeated by magic.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:48 (1 month ago) Permalink

the men i wasn't talking to, as described by other bronies, seemed to be like dudes who like moé. None of the bronies I talked to were into sexy ponies, or at least didn't admit to it. irc a couple of them did the prim "well, i would call myself a my little pony fan" thing, but 'pegasister' was not a word that was used.

jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

will I ruin my day if I google moé?

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Thursday, 28 March 2013 14:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

ehhh, it's a reasonably SFW g-image search

jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Thursday, 28 March 2013 14:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

ah okay so the girls weren't self-id'ing w/ "brony" (?)

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Thursday, 28 March 2013 14:12 (1 month ago) Permalink

oh, no, sorry, they mostly self-ID'd as "brony" but the fact that it's got "bro" in the name meant caveats from all? So one said something almost exactly like "obviously i'm not what you think of when you say "brony" - i'm not a cis white straight dude who etc", but was still ok with "brony" as the fan term. And then there were one or two who said something along the lines of "well, i would call myself a my little pony fan, rather than 'brony', but i don't mind".

jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Thursday, 28 March 2013 14:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

anybody more familiar with the phenomenon than i am wanna explain this

Look, Brian, about the afro wig... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 March 2013 14:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

He's really sweet and goofy, very earnest. We were talking about gender roles and what "girls/boys should like/wear/do" and he made his announcement. That was it. I didn't find it undignified at all tbh. I only wished anyone aside from me knew what he had said. He has a tshirt and everything. It hasn't come up again, though.

Okay, that makes sense. I thought it was some sort of obnoxious announcement like "OH HAI EVERYONE I AM A BRONY" but in context it doesn't sound bad.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:04 (1 month ago) Permalink

pplains, Saturday, 30 March 2013 23:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

aaaaand

pplains, Saturday, 30 March 2013 23:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

O_o

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 March 2013 23:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

happy Easter, everyone

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Sunday, 31 March 2013 00:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:25 (1 month ago) Permalink

what i have to live with

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

High pringles quotient

Look, Brian, about the afro wig... (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 March 2013 05:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

once upon a time i thought i could just lol away at bronies, but these things that i can't comprehend make me feel bad.

a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 31 March 2013 05:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

yeah. adults I can lol at but i feel weird loling at teenagers. they're ~going through~ things

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 March 2013 05:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

but also O_*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 March 2013 05:34 (1 month ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 27 April 2013 08:11 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

oh man. theres a strange schadenfreude you get from most of this stuff but disappointed parent stories just make me sad

chilli, Saturday, 27 April 2013 09:41 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

how the fuck did this happen

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 April 2013 21:42 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

;_;

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Saturday, 27 April 2013 21:50 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

as far as the direct influence, it's totally a product of 'moe'-ism - a component - and really the idealized object - of the hikkikimori/NEET thing, catching on more and more with gamer-y types in America

brony culture came directly out of 4chan's basement-dweller scene, which was built on anime-fandom, and is still informed by a lot of its slang and themes. that post-anime worship of cute/comforting escapist objects

larger problem?... I guess, like with the Japanese origins of NEET-ism, it's obv about men who feel they can't compete, the loss of a sense of purpose/roles (which is probably why a lot of these guys are into the fedora look too, they're reaching for this lost sense of manhood even as they're departing from/avoiding it)

Chris S, Saturday, 27 April 2013 22:30 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i'm sure we've discussed this before on ilx but i've always been confused by the 4chan tension between a) MLP, anime/manga, other sincere idealized worship of sundry pop culture and b) trolling, gore threads, unwelcoming subculture, anonymous-type shit. i guess they both come together in misogyny.

Mordy, Saturday, 27 April 2013 22:51 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

and in misdirected young male energy in general. get a bunch of young men who need to get out of the house together for an extended period of time, and there's going to be this spectrum of an idealized 'cute' idealism/escapism (of the love object unconsummated, or relationships at all for that matter) on one end, and total rage/oblivion on the other (no purpose, no career).

I just hope most of them grow out of it. I like to think that they just need to get out and socialize more, but that's where the consumerism/gaming/anime/Internet-addiction comes in, which I think is probably the real problem here

Chris S, Saturday, 27 April 2013 23:07 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

they make these guys in factories

mackleless (latebloomer), Saturday, 27 April 2013 23:50 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

mackleless (latebloomer), Saturday, 27 April 2013 23:53 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

that post-anime worship of cute/comforting escapist objects

i love adventure time (which makes me one of the worst people in the world, apparently), and this is undeniably a big part of the appeal: the retreat to something safe, comforting and arguably infantile. but that's not the whole of it. i mean, i don't watch bubble guppies or my little pony. i like cartoons, like drawing & design in general, but what i like most about adventure time is the freedom the show's producers clearly extend to the artists and writers who create it. it can go anywhere, do anything, and almost always looks great in the process. the individual sensibilities and styles of its various creators are clearly visible in the episodes they produce. it's subversive and wildly psychedelic without being jarringly cruel or cynical. i wish i were involved somehow. it's the only thing currently on television that strikes me as "real art", something in which i can discern vision, personality and focused craft.

this is tangential to the thread topic, but i hate to see my favorite show lumped in with all the gross, fedora-wearing brony crap.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 April 2013 01:49 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

I'll back you up on this one contendo.

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Sunday, 28 April 2013 01:50 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

adventure time isn't remotely MLP-ish tho, it is definitely actively pursuing an audience of both children and adults. it gets reviewed by the avclub every week. i don't think there's any inherent "shame" expected by watching it, as bronies seem to think of their obsession

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:00 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

yeah you know it's 2013 why would anybody hassle a grown man who likes my little pony unless they were drawing attention to themselves and defending themselves in advance?

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:13 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i don't think bronies are real, i think they are just trolling. why would someone be obsessed with my little pony? it doesn't even make sense.

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:39 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

blah blah sports analogy

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:45 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i can kind of see being into a nostalgic cartoon but these people seem to make it a central part of their identity in a way that is ridiculous/insane. like, i am a fan of bob dylan: own all the albums, see him live, have scores of song lyrics memorized, but if someone called me a bob-ie or dylanbro i would tell them to not call me that... this thing about identifying with cultural products you like is sort of weird to me.

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

probably the urge to define oneself via cultural consumption is the real issue here, and it is the main problem these bronies are suffering from. they need to know where they "fit in"; it's not enough to just be a person in the world. as far as those guys overlap with the fedora/PUA/MRA community, the pigeonholing thinking relates to the gross, darwinian language they use when describing status: alpha, beta, etc. if they just cut that shit out of their thinking, and considered their identity fundamentally in terms of themselves as individuals, they would be better off i think.

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 03:06 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i think kurt vonnegut discussed this fallacy in cat's cradle; he called these false identites/communities "granfalloons."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Granfalloon

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 03:09 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

The more pertinent question would be what conditions creates "bronies" in the first place.

Society fails young men by indoctrinating them into a patriarchal thought process that defines masculinity by sexual prowess and social facility. With the increasing atomization of human interaction under late capitalism (and especially the niche consumer culture of the internet), more and more young males are failing to live up to these patriarchal ideals. But instead of this creating an opportunity for young men to redefine gender roles for themselves, it leads them to embrace reactionary impulses born from self-hatred and sexual frustration, which is projected outward as misogyny and homophobia.

The solution is to seize the internet and put it under the control of those who understand how to properly utilize it.

Banaka™ (banaka), Sunday, 28 April 2013 03:36 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Also Christmas should be banned.

Banaka™ (banaka), Sunday, 28 April 2013 03:38 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

banaka otm

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Sunday, 28 April 2013 03:48 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

yeah more or less what I was getting at, latebloomer, excluding of course that obligatory post-human totalitarian thing at the end

Chris S, Sunday, 28 April 2013 04:38 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i agree with chris agreeing with banaka with a caveat

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 05:17 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

thread was crying out for banaka

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 28 April 2013 05:24 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

I don't think I understood or had much awareness of the banaka project before but now I'm totally on board with it now

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Sunday, 28 April 2013 05:25 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

wait banaka is latebloomer?!

the late great, Sunday, 28 April 2013 05:32 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Banaka are an idea not an individual.

Banaka™ (banaka), Sunday, 28 April 2013 05:34 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

xp yep

Chris S, Sunday, 28 April 2013 05:38 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

mackleless (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 April 2013 05:43 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

brob dylan

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Sunday, 28 April 2013 05:51 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

joke rocker

Sébastien, Sunday, 28 April 2013 06:06 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

4chans mlp tolerance board isn't having it yet, banaka

Sébastien, Sunday, 28 April 2013 06:10 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

really tasteless to refer to banaka as latebloomer. you think thats gonna get you 'cool' points, pal? you think you're 'in' now? think again, fucko. you're on the shitlist, Chris S.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 28 April 2013 06:15 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

I remember the reveal to be pretty out-in-the open, and had seen a jokes/references made about it since...? had no idea anyone didn't know honestly. eh, apologies if that was that rude but... it's a sock

as to your second question, no, that wasn't on my mind. shitlist? relax

Chris S, Sunday, 28 April 2013 06:31 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

best response i have read yet to banaka's spiel:
I'm a Marine, and you're a faggot

Sébastien, Sunday, 28 April 2013 06:37 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

take screenshots

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Sunday, 28 April 2013 06:40 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/10173302#p10174336
run with it if you feel inspired

Sébastien, Sunday, 28 April 2013 06:48 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i can kind of see being into a nostalgic cartoon

When are you saying they're nostalgic for, the same morning?

just a dorp in the scrooge vault (sic), Sunday, 28 April 2013 07:10 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

presumably the original run of "my little pony." but i think most mlp fans were probably just being born around the time of its airing, so i doubt nostalgia plays a huge role

chilli, Sunday, 28 April 2013 08:07 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

iirc bronies are mostly pretty strident/outspoken about their distaste for pre-FIM mlp

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 28 April 2013 08:10 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

people who believe friendship is magic don't deserve friends

the late great, Sunday, 28 April 2013 08:11 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

j/k

the late great, Sunday, 28 April 2013 08:27 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

wait, banaka is a sock?

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 April 2013 13:00 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

iirc bronies are mostly pretty strident/outspoken about their distaste for pre-FIM mlp

just disinterest I would think? make sense that anyone into FIM would get into Powerpuff Girls but not necessarily '80s MLP (unless they actively want to seek ersatz nostalgia)

just a dorp in the scrooge vault (sic), Sunday, 28 April 2013 13:09 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i dunno about powerpuff girls, either, though. bronyism seems awfully dedicated to this particular instance of the beloved thing. it's not about "cute cartoon featuring magical little girls", it's about PONIES.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 April 2013 13:15 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Those 'kinds' of guys either end up as bronies or

abcfsk, Sunday, 28 April 2013 13:17 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i dunno about powerpuff girls, either, though.

Lauren Faust

just a dorp in the scrooge vault (sic), Sunday, 28 April 2013 14:06 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

oh i know, but my mental image of the brony depends on total abject worship of PONIES, with no other gods before them

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 April 2013 14:25 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

wedgie jackson (Eisbaer), Sunday, 28 April 2013 21:14 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

wedgie jackson (Eisbaer), Sunday, 28 April 2013 21:20 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

do the bronies wear fedoras or do they wear equestrian attire?

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 21:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

wow that youtube channel

goole, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:19 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Mordy, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:39 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Why...

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:43 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Beautiful, just beautiful. Keep making these edits.

Moron Tabernacle Chior (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 23:26 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

what a beautiful world

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 01:20 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


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