BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV FAC:T; - YUGOSLAV "THE SIMSONS"" KARAKTER ' RED HARE JANITOR'' IS •SERBYAN PIG• .. HE FEARE »RETRIBUTE« OF BART SIMSON <SLINSHOT>4 minutes ago
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV SIMSONS «CONTRAVERSE» YUGOSLAV;; YELLOW {JAUNDIS} SKIN MEANTS `VICTIMS ÇHEMKAL WARFÂRE” __ TOUVCHY SUBJECK // // BALKANS VIOLENTS •1 hour ago
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV ENGLICSH FAILÛRE?? IMPOSSIBLE -- RETARDE CHILD| SON OF FEARED POLIŒ 1 hour ago
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV HELL--DIDDOLI--HOLE; 'CACHEPHRA//SE' CITISEN FLONDERSZ.. HATED BY HOMEHR.''1 hour ago
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV HOMTRE R/UN THROGH GARADE??; .••FURNTURE JOKE__•• TV SAIS '' ''MART GROEN///IIING" '' THE SIMSONS {COMMENCE}
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
a new wrinkle from T✧✧@K✧✧.e✧✧??
― Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is so good
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV KILL ME . DEAT H; RELESE. COWUBRANGO31 Aug
I suppose I should I say Tim "at" KFC "dot" edu
― Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
Cowubrango.
― fields of salmon, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
I vote latebloomer
― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV EVRY DAY I SEE:: IN SKY,, WORDDS "''THE SIMSONS''" ..... ANGELS SINGS MY SURNAME;;^23 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
ALL THING ARE MILHORSE1 Sep via UberSocial for BlackBerry
― fields of salmon, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
how does he feel about the great viking/sleep debate?
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's that albanian spy kid's ultimate revenge.
― Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (43 minutes ago)
not me!
― occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
I am dying here.
― Ópen W. (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
love that ralph wiggum is "son of feared police"
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV FREE IPAD
― dayo, Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV •WHOAEHH DUDE??• »DO NOT OWN // PUCRHÂSE A COW« ¤1.FISCAL REPONSABLE;; ¤2. ANIMAL MESSSE;; ¤3. NO ROOM IN HOUSME «742 ALVAYSGREENSTREETE»»
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
HATE A COWMAN
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
ALL THING ARE MILHORSE
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
COWUBRANGO
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
BURNS MAN HAV//E SLAVE___ "'"SMITHRES"'" /// IN YUGOSLA:;IA WE ;KILL; HIS KIND //- BARTHE SIMDSON
― going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
HOM ER HOMAIRE HOMMIR MY FATHER. FATHER. PLEAS MY LIFE HELL. MY LIFE IS HELL. HOMUHR. PAIN. HE BRING HURTS TO ME. HOMTRE.
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
JOSIP TITO » BENEVELENTE DIKTÂTOR//JAZZTEACHAIRE @@ SPINGFEILD SCHO0LE• HELP SOLVE MURDRE OF «MASTER BURNDS» • JASZZ ENSEMBEL//SECRIT POLECE
― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
tempted to post "ALL THINGS ARE MILHORSE" to truth bombs thread
― dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
classic material imo
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
was gonna post it to buddhist thread
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
was gonna post it to every thread
― dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
milhorse is not meme milhorse all thing
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
PRINCE-PAL SKIN SUPS FROM «FORBITTEN FRU|TE» ;; MSRS..CRABSAPPLE -- "I WITNESZED SEX ACT'' ' SAIYS BALDING >RETARDE CHILD<
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
I mean, so this is basically Hipster Runoff version of "bart get out i'm PISS"
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
I for one am happy to live in a world where there can be a "version" of a speech bubble on an erotic Simpsons drawing
― Amazing pic of the universe! - VERY NSFW (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp
― dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
KWIK-MART *MINORITE BUSINES* LOCATE ON • ULICA ZMAJA OD BOSNE• «SNIPER ALLEY» RIDTLED WITH BULLETES TODAIY «VIOLENTSZ BLO|ODSHED» APU DEAD\\55 seconds ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
part of the humor in this for me is imagining it being read in the voice of a yugoslavian bart simpson
actually hearing it in yr head ups the lol quotient considerably
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
This actually is kind of a little like "chris, simpsons artist" if anyone's seen him?
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://picturesthatigoneanddone.bigcartel.com/
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
Wait thats just his other drawings. Anyway: https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.165848826807082.38519.165754846816480&type=1
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
which simpsons episode was it that had eastern bloc itchy and scratchy
― dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
lmbo whiney
xp 'krusty gets kancelled':
― known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Monday, 5 September 2011 12:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahaahha thank you merdeyeux. wish they'd show krusty's reaction too
― dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
Brilliant. I think the first time I saw that, I replayed it about ten times.
― Chewshabadoo, Monday, 5 September 2011 13:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
Haha yeah Krusty's "what the hell was THAT!?" is gold.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 23:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?
def a something awful poster based on the follow list, not to mention tweeting style
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
Let's see if I got this right:
― Aimless, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
― ice cr?m, Monday, September 5, 2011 9:05 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
some of these guys are p funny i think!!
― max, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah totes
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
"what the hell was that?" needs to be my ringtone.
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 03:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
I like wolfpupy
― MPx4A, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah some of wolpupy's youtube videos are rad
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 September 2011 06:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
wolfpupy is the king of twitter imo
― science you guys (Clay), Monday, 12 September 2011 06:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
good plot twist today
― crutbeef (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
Nah jumped the shark
― ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
^^^^
― dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
•WHOAEHH DUDE??• »DO NOT OWN // PUCRHÂSE A COW« ¤1.FISCAL REPONSABLE;; ¤2. ANIMAL MESSSE;; ¤3. NO ROOM IN HOUSME «742 ALVAYSGREENSTREETE»»
This is so great! Took me a while to get Alvaysgreenstreete.
― Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
I thought he was gonna fold the account in such a lame ass way. as for the titular question, I once thought it was J Chastain, as he was one of the very first followers and kept retweeting the early tweets, but I guess it's not him
― V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
can someone hip me to what 'something awful' is all abt, cause ive looked at it before and it seemed kind w/e, but now like half the tweets in my feed i suspect are from users of that website thx
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
and theres totally an easily identifiable house style, whats up w/that
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV||||•••••INEVERDIE•••••IMORTALE••••••••••••••••¤33 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
it is a huge Internet forum thing. It is like ilx and metafilter went back in time and created some sort of monstrous general interest and Internet comedy forum and charged $10 to join. Now less relevant than 4chan in the lulz space.
― ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
Xp
― ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
xxp well their forums are around for like 10 yrs now and they developed a big community with quite a distinctive sense of humour and style of posting. I used to lurk a lot on SA forums, back when PHIZ (hipster shitposting subforum) was available to read for free, but I'm glad I wasn't stupid enough to pay 10$ for a damn account. ILXOR has the same for free.
― V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's like 4chan was actually funny and wasn't anonymous
― V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
Something Awful is a web forum that contains cool creative people and also shitty internet nerds, and also some cool creative shitty internet nerds.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
Something Awful is something on the internet.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
whats up w/their twitter style, do they post like that on the site too, if so where and wtf is the deal
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=115 FYAD Goldmine, for your reading pleasure
― V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV ¤¤¤ I AM BECOUME ««BARTE»» ,, DESTR•OIYER OFV }WORLDESZ{ ¤¤¤4 minutes ago
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
frogbs came from something awful, fyi
― dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
... and another poster on here who has reinvented herself
the horse_ebooks craze comes out of SA, iirc
― max, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
seems like a younger/less british ILX with less quality control
I still remember clearly, with a teary eye, the days of jeff k and cliff yablownski and lowtax. then they started reviewing hentai games. RIP
― dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
how does someone come from something awful, is there a bridge to ilx or a passage tube
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
there is a fistula
― dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
xp haha, I always kinda suspected that seeing his usernamemissing phis, wondering if it still exists somewhere in the registered-only sections...?
― V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
*phiz, damn
― dayo, Thursday, September 29, 2011 1:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lmao
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
I once thought it was J Chastain
pretty sure it's boring_as_heck
― jeff tＷＥＥＤy (diamonddave85), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
― ice cr?m, Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
fyad is where most of the mentally ill twitter comedians you like come from
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
actually i remember a while back you mentioned that was your favorite kind of tweeter so i asked your account name to see if you were into my favorite 'yads, but you werent really hip to them yet, #behindthecurve
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
just came here to say THRILLHORSE
― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
at least we can all agree that GRAEYALIEN is the best yad/twitter dude
― jeff tＷＥＥＤy (diamonddave85), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
im a wolfpupy guy but graeyalien's one of the top guys too
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, September 29, 2011 2:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah i mean not really sure how i found all these dude tbh, RTs i suppose, it took me a while to figure out wtf it was that tied them all together
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
this one blew my mid the other day
thebibandit naaate i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*27 Sep
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
finally twitter justifies itself
― dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
lock twitter
― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
goldmine
― jeff tＷＥＥＤy (diamonddave85), Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
^^^
― Miles "Tails" Davis (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
@thebibanditnaaateIngredients: aqua (water, eau), stearic acid, glycerin, ♰♰♰ WIT©H H▲ZEL ♰♰♰, lavender extract,
― dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
favolite simpsons
― am0n, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
wolfpupy is the fucking best
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yeah. I don't know how or why I stares following wolfpuppy (prob one of the recalling of ppl u should follow) but he/she is my abs fav twitter person.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
Started not stares
his "dinosaur that turns into a race car" stuff kills me so bad
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
So good. Do u know anything about who is behind it? I don't. Just found it one day and it was luv at first tweet.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah wolfpupy is so great. I followed him due to RT's from aero.
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
Today wolfpupy reminded me that I need to watch this movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106684/
― polyphonic, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, September 29, 2011 5:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
you RTing him was like the best day of his life
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 29 September 2011 22:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
thebibandit is absolutely murdering me, the guy is a luriqua-level lost internet genius
― max, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
otm
― ice cr?m, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm sad I didn't get on horse_ebooks earlier
― dayo, Monday, 31 October 2011 11:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
i v much enjoy @dogsdoingthings
― ice cr?m, Monday, 31 October 2011 14:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
@dril is a favorite
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
dril wint have sex with rag doll instead of humen #ADVANCEDlifehacks28 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply
dril wint i would advise U not to visit this small minded website, MEETUP.COM; They get mad if yo[u bring devil sticks to the meetups even if your pro30 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
dril wint The Band Was Originally Called "The Red Hot Chili Diapers" Before A Policeman Said No [citation needed]22 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
dril wint "Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,28 Aug Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
loll
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
@dril wintHIBACHI MAN AT @BENIHANA__ - WILL NOT PREPARE KRAFT MACARONI AS REQUESTED - THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CAN EAT - IM VERY ILL20 Oct via web Unfavorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
ok sorry getting carried away here
omg the wario one
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 06:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
ya i just want to post it on everything everywhere
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 06:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol
― The boyboy young jess (D-40), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 06:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
why was there debate, though?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
OCCUPY HULK is kinda lol
Occupy_Hulk Occupy_HulkHULK REALIZE HE MAYBE PART OF 1%. STATISTICALLY THERE NOT MANY HULKS. HULK SORRY.
HULK THINK @_Spiderman NEED #OCCUPYTOGETHER WITH HULK. STUDENTS DEFINITELY 99% & WEB THING USEFUL TO TRAP BANKSTERS.
HULK EXCITED @LupeFiasco SUPPORT #OWS & GENERAL STRIKE. STRIKES ALWAYS BETTER WITH LASERS. #STANDWITHOAKLAND
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
@dril wint
im not saying the release of my FF6 Nude Mod incrased obamas approval rating, but there's certainly a correlation that's difficult to ignore
― Primm Slim, Robot Sheriff (kingfish), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
haha what is the deal with this shit
couple musicians I follow are always retweeting this
― dmr, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
It is an account that tweets random bits of text from a database of e-books, and they have this weird zen koan quality about them.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
@SpiritualityEbk might be my favorite
― vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
SpiritualityEbk Spirituality Ebooks
Learn norse runes like never1 Nov Favorite Undo Retweet Reply
― vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
horse_ebooks is kind of the funniest just because of the picture of a horse
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
@Horse_ebooks Horse ebooksAre Ghosts a Hallucination? * Are Ghosts the Creation of a Discarnate Mind? * Are Ghosts a Dream? * Are Ghosts Telepathic3 hours ago via web
― dmr, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
BARTSIMSON_REAL is really bad
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
hate a sargeman
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
agree that BARTSIMSON has fallen off but that early first run of 20 tweets or so is k-classic
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
I think he jumped the shark when he started posting youtubes and imgurs and tumblrs
weren't there some real good 53% ones also
― Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
― max, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 5:09 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah def, it's like a buoy flickering in the night, or a satellite that keeps on emitting messages long after the human race has annihilated itself in nuclear holocaust
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
Should've stopped a long time ago, much like the television show The Simpsons.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
HOOS while you're conversing with the library of congress can you ask them if they'll accept COWUBRANGO
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV #IAMTHE53 • I HAVE »CLEFTPALITE« // NO »HELTHINSZURANCE« IN YUGOSLAV // |HOMTRE DIYABETIK| // TOIL TOIL TOIL ¤ SUBMIT` TO WEALTHIYMASZTERS\\
― Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
but whats so beautiful about the ebooks network is that it wouldnt matter
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
bartsimson_real fell off pretty hard once it started going into storylines but the first couple dozen are as dayo says k-classic
@dril wint pokemon/? who needs pokemon when you have Bosnian Genocide. rewteet this if your a 90s kid
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
@drilwint@DennysGrandSlam thank you for one of ur waiters referring to my T-Girl freind as "one of them gender people". taking my business elsewhere29 Oct via webFavorite Retweet Reply
DennysGrandSlam Denny's by dril@ @dril Hey there, We just saw this alarming tweet. Please DM us the details. Thank you.1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
awesome
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
totally remembering a Denny's commercial that aired once with a black actor saying some stuff and the message was essentially "Denny's: we no longer discriminate against black people"
― whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
― PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol silby are you talking about when they got THE JEFFERSONS to be in a commercial?
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
no but that's amazing
― whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
dril and the rest of the SA tweeters love to fuck w/ corporations on twitter
― max, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
may I recommend this fine, SA forums-related (but not too closely) - http://twitter.com/#!/J_Chastain less abstract / more popculture referencing than others mentioned here, but still really good (also - love his comics to death)
― V79, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
i do follow that dude already tho
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
why do the pancakes at dennys have a tumour attached?
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
I love that Sherman Hemsley is proposing eating a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast three meals a day for an entire summer
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
hors(e_e)books
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 10:16 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark
is zizek_ebooks real?
― Picnicant, Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
@casualmalexlfanCasual Male XL FanSir, we r gonna need to see ur Taco. *cops carefully inspect taco & discover relish* Sir, have u been drinking? R u aware this is a Hot dog?2 hours ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
via @dogboner
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
that shit just now cracked me the fuck up fyi
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity
also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/09/downfall-of-horseebooks.html
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
mobutu sese seko otm
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah I guess! there were two people I follow talking to each other about how "thom took over horse_ebooks" not like "what's happened to it" but "lol our friend got it"
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
*shrugs* i mean if a guy is praying to allah five times a day but doesnt believe in god is he a muslim?
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
aerosmith otm
― goole, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness
self-publish that shit on the kindle store for $1.99 and I will buy it
― whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
I don't even have a kindle
i hope u make it available in portable document format
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
i am going to live tweet it
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
max_ebooks
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark
nanowrimo openers
― Picnicant, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, November 7, 2011 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― max, Monday, November 7, 2011 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
well the quotes have been more poignant and weird but you can sense some meaning behind them, compare it with guitar_ebooks or any of the other noncompromised e_books I promise you SOMETHING IS GOING ON
I'm glad somebody out there believes me!
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded
RT
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, November 8, 2011 12:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
he knew too much
― what's happening to our based god??? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://twitter.com/#!/ChristmasEbook/status/133323979174838272
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
thebibandit banditONE BIG .RAR, FULL OF DOG PICTURES7 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol is that a lil b joke
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
@thebibanditbanditEverybody Welcome Our Special Guest: Garfield! [sewer people limp out onto stage] Wow This Cat Love To Eat! [they beg for medicine+supplies]
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
you know that feeling where you wish you were super rich so that you could pay people to do whatever they want for the rest of their lives, that is how i feel about the bi bandit
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
i particularly enjoyed the one abt turtles
― so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
I object to the furcation of his name to the bi bandit
clearly it's the bib and it
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
this one lamp
thebibandit bandit WELCOME… TO MY SUBTERRARIUM LAIR [terrarium falls and shatters as couch cushion fort supporting it gives way] [all my turtles escape] NOoo!!2 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
thebibandit bandit in retrospect, switching to a cavern-based society was good in that it eliminated cyberbullying but bad in that it introduced spiderbullying1 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
haha yeah i dont know why but corny wordplay like that just kills me... also really loved the spiderbullying one
― so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's like a lost deep thoughts
― balls, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
thebibandit bandit ~♥♥♥~ GRANDMA LOVES HER SPECIAL GRANDSON ~♥♥♥~ BUT NEEDS HER PILLS TO LIVE ~♥♥♥~ PLEASE UN-"ROMHACK" THE MEDICINE CABINET ~♥♥♥~15 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
the best ones are equal parts jack handey + borges + lovecraft
thebibandit bandit for 3 years now everyone's old friendster pages have been posting in languages no one speaks on pictures of us in places we've never been7 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
like this one is just
thebibandit bandit .@tacobell lost for 6 days now in floors 70-80 of Taco Tower Value Meal. not even any food in here. just traps. why do you sell this5 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply
can everyone i follow stop retweeting horse_ebooks because idgi & feel like i'm not missing out on much
― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
this stuff p much still sux
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
thebibandit bandit you shut your mouth / how can you say / my yearbook photo can't be anime9 Feb Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
horse_ebooks even in its current decrepit state is like better than 99% of twitter
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah this otm i always thought these dudes were kinda cribbing a lot their rhythm/structures from mitch hedberg but jack handey is really better/closer i think
@thebibandit banditcops chase a man into a TV showing the same episode of cops. bad boys plays, but i cant hear it. my dog is making that powerline sound again
― so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
All these dudes have a direct mainline to my central LOLing system
― vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
I am DYING at the yearbook anime one
― 2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
KREAYSHAWN - GUCCI GUCCI
― ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (sic), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
^memesource imo
― ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (sic), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
― max, Wednesday, November 9, 2011 2:59 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
hahaha holy shit
― what's happening to our based god??? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 06:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
thebibandit makes me feel so unfunny :(
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 06:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
― 2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Wednesday, November 9, 2011 3:58 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 08:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
@drilwint@Battlefield user "Garth_Turds" jusr read my address online , except replacing the name of my town with "Toilet". my daughters are crying12 Nov via web Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Sunday, 13 November 2011 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
dril wint Teens respond to scorpions. Im bridging the teen reality with ours, through Scorpion Use. Do scorpions need to act rude to be cool? No11 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Sunday, 13 November 2011 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
Lol
― ice cr?m, Monday, 14 November 2011 04:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
my fav twitters are bibandit & riffraff
― When snap was real ... Thumbs up if you agree (D-40), Monday, 14 November 2011 04:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
RAP GAME LARRY BiRD .... YA MAMA iS A HAiRY NERD
― When snap was real ... Thumbs up if you agree (D-40), Monday, 14 November 2011 04:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
ok the bibandit is incredible
― tpp, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
we used to call a kid in middle school the b.o. bandit. thats all i can think of wheni see thebibandit.
― Picnicant, Friday, 18 November 2011 15:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
feeling stepdad_earth today:
stepdad_earth chill bro bagginsTHIS YEARS HOT T'GIVING ACTIVITY: YOUR GRANDMA READING A PRINTOUT OF UR TWEETS & ASKING 'NOW WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS ONE' AFTER EACH ONE15 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply
― GREENS (the putting kind) (donna rouge), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
stepdad_earth chill bro baggins 'A Wicked Clown Doesnt Cite Sources,' Said Violent J Professor Of Juggalo Studies Alan Dershowitz As He Peed In My Pumpin Spice Latte16 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Friday, 18 November 2011 18:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
this guy is my new favorite
http://www.twitter.com/DinkMagic
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
Wayne Gretzky @DinkMagic CloseEmbrace the spirit of Libertarionism: A majestic Bald Eagle gets shot with a pistol and eaten raw by a mother and son who later puke it up
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
Wayne Gretzky @DinkMagic CloseHey fellow #skeptic s! Come join Skeptic Circle! It was going to be called Unpleasant Cunt Gathering of Shit Asses but that was too long
Wayne Gretzky @DinkMagic 28 Dec Reply Retweet Favorite · Openguy bring Me a book say Ronthis here a story about a Coony feller wit them big lips who-i say stop! ill publish, but only if i dont get paid
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
theres a series around december 8 where hes just tweeting @menshumor that kills me
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
the sex scene tweets on Dec 13 are incredible
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
is this basically everyone being talked about itt? like this seems enough of a thing that it's a subgenre of Twitter users or whatever, but if it's essentially a SA circlejerk then maybe not (even though I really like it)
― Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
a handful of them are goons but a bunch have "joined" on twitter
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
I think it's all just a SA circle jerk about 1.) corporate branding 2.) space aliens 3.) everything else
― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
from what i can tell its become a broader twitter subgenre w/the SA users as its originators and core
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
boring_as_heck has never posted to SA, despite being an integral member of twitcrew
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
i feel like this is where we should discuss maxs burgeoning role as their liaison to the msm
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
also johns strange love affair w/wolfpuppy
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
wolf pupy is def top 3, maybe top 1
― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
how many of them are ade, is what i want to know
― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
i dont really vibe to wolf puppy that hard
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
his highs aren't the highest highs but he's the most consistent
― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
famouscrab is funny
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
bandit, dril and dinkmagic are the funniest and most consistent imo
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
this girl is a lol https://twitter.com/#!/lolzque its all in one voice/style ive noticed being thrown around a lot
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
i like this guy too https://twitter.com/#!/ahuj9
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
agree re bandit and dril tho
big fan of moewytchdog too
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
one thing i dont like is some of these guys will start talking abt indie rock and it totally breaks the spell
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
you should tell them max 'no more indie rock'
wolfpuppy is the classic account where i rofl at a RT then go to the account and it's just a bunch of not funny tweets -- dudes like this should tweet like... 3 times a day at maximum -- peanutfreemom had the same problem
bandit & dril are def the best
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
feel like bandit has fallen off tho after the name change
― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
bandit/dril/dinkmagic have really good QC it just means fewer tweets
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
i'm not sure how she fits into this 'world' or whatever but i really love tricia lockwood's tweets
― donna rouge, Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
yes totally
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
TriciaLockwood Patricia LockwoodSext: The Foley artist stands motionless above you, playing slurps and moans and soft female sighs. In the morning you are pregnant31 Dec
― donna rouge, Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
like seriously all his joeks crack me the fuck almost. I just get the helpless giggles. he could just do the "dinosaur that turns into a race car" joek over & over and I'd still lol every time. the only thing that bugs me is when he goes into "lol 'rap' talk" mode. but other than that something about his whole deal just gets me every time
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
moewytchdog is great & dropkickpikachu (who I think is now skatewytch?) though that's the more aggro end of rage-and-lol twitter political kids
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
i dont really "like"/"get" pt cruiser usa
― max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
― ice cr?m, Friday, November 4, 2011 10:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark
― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, January 5, 2012 10:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark
i cant hang with these guys comedically, though i do knoe some of them fursonally...
― maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
(who I think is now skatewytch?)
thats km4cash iirc
― jung money (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
and dropkick is her bf though if theyre SA posters they could very well be the same person on gimmick accounts
― jung money (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
max, you never weighed in on the iRespectSimpson subplot
― waka flocka dimes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
i kinda lost the plot a couple weeks in, i think i unfollowed
― max, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
the first few days of real bart were among the funniest events of 2011 though
all thing are milhorse
^^ I say this to a friend at least once a week
― mh, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
the day i discovered thebibandit was one of the better in that whole miserable year
― ╬ (Lamp), Friday, 6 January 2012 01:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
elder bart not much better
luckily he doesn't tweet very much
― dayo, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, September 4, 2011 4:04 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i still say this to myself all the time
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 06:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
― lag∞n, Thursday, January 5, 2012 2:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah I posted on SA for years and most of these guys are fyads or refugees from deleted fyad-lites. the thread that bi bandit's username either came from or inspired is really brilliant, it's just a series of escalating x bandit puns. the party line is fyad hasn't been "good" since 2008ish but most of its current best posters (@sskylark, bi bandit, @dinkmagic, @woodmuffin) are on twitter now. (@fart is now exclusively on twitter because smashmouth humiliated him by eating the eggs, causing irreparable Ownage)
― Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
sorry, that's a lot of text. just want 2 relish being a Guy Who Knows Things
― Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
does phiz still exist? been missing lurking through it, makes me wonder if more phiz regulars are now on twitter
― V79, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah, it's still there.
― Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
fyad still has a few brilliant threads a year, but twitter really IS fyad now
― maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 13:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
(@fart is now exclusively on twitter because smashmouth humiliated him by eating the eggs, causing irreparable Ownage)
― Andrew Kornfan, Friday, January 6, 2012 3:30 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― lag∞n, Friday, 6 January 2012 14:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
docevil's a sack of shit and being shamed off the boards was the highlight of his posting career
― maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah I think there are a lot of FYAD posters who are like "I'm not really funny nor do I bring anything to the table, but this is FYAD so any random shit I post here is going to be funny", then once the good posters left it was pretty much all those guys
― frogbs, Friday, 6 January 2012 14:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
what happened w docevil
― pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
ugh i dont even wanna link it. just type docevil into google and autocomplete will do the rest 4 u
― maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
sheesh
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
― (๑•̀⌓•́๑) (am0n), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
― ╬ (Lamp), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
haha
― pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
is wet butt on twitter?
― pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
protip: play this while watching that rainbow frog gif
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
― (๑•̀⌓•́๑) (am0n), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
im trying one of these
― oneohtrix and park (m bison), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 02:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
RIP parody simpson twitter account
http://twitter.com/#!/ElderBart/status/157528457214038016
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
dril wint still high quality imo
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 January 2012 07:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
dril/@graeyalien/@sskylark are yr best bets as far as consistency imo
― Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 15 January 2012 06:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
@UtilityLimb:
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 13:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahaha oh I forgot Bi Bandit. him too
― Andrew Kornfan, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
:)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
heavy day for twetcru :-/
― max, Monday, 23 January 2012 22:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
that "superb owl" tweet is one of my favorites :(
― donna rouge, Monday, 23 January 2012 22:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
UtilityLimb: condolences but our sponsors wish to remind you that social media is a worthwhile use of what fleeting time precedes the unknowable darkness
― Mordy, Monday, 23 January 2012 22:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
what happened
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 02:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
tree bro ODd, i guess
― max, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 02:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
:/
― i was a preteen blogger (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 02:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
dang, rip
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 03:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
sad, rip
― dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://lyfestinks.com/post/16396055974/rip-tree-bro
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
damn.
― Clay, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
Kinda feel like that will not end well
a lot of the main dudes seem like maybe they are glad, or think that he is a fag for dying
― MPx4A, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
my whole feed yesterday was cluttered with his friends/admirers RTing his stuff tho
― donna rouge, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
people on the internet being insensitive shocker
― dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://fraujager.tumblr.com/post/16399037128/rip-tree-bro
The original post is mirrored here, with a longer story of tree_bro's relapse, partly from in his own words. It's tragic.
― Clay, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
― MPx4A, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 1:47 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
FYAD seems to not give a shit but most people on twitter seemed bummed. need ade to decipher
― max, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
hehe yeah
it was just weird seeing that those guys' main disappointment seemed to be that some of the less brazenly sociopathic bandit/graeyalien type ones had been vaguely sympathetic about the situation
― MPx4A, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
absolutely shocked that bunch of SA nerds would be unsympathetic
― dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
sure, yeah
― MPx4A, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol UtilityLimb is a friend of mine, ive tried to get him to join ilx in the past but he resisted :(
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm a big fan.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://rhizome.org/editorial/2012/jan/24/patricia-lockwood/
― donna rouge, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
― ciderpress
omg
― markers, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 20:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
― max, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 1:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
idk if you saw SRN's or Bloach's series of tweets but iirc they are withholding sympathy on the basis of tree_bro's apparent refusal to get help and they see "addiction is a disease" as a shitty rebuttal because he had a pretty strong support system (?) but I think Katie N.'s response is really human and tactful and addresses all sides of it and like, this is a regular-ass human being, not Joe Pa, so I wish those dudes had been a little more compassionate even if they had issues w/him but I guess that reeks of Care
― Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 21:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
armchair analysis of a bunch of twitter assholes' feelings
― Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 21:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah SRN was tweeting at me about it yesterday. and mobute is being kind of an ass about it too.
― max, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 21:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm sure those guys will have something that is really difficult to overcome at some point in their lives and they will then go through it and still have no idea how to relate to others
― mh, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Brandon_Vedas
― dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
so I wish those dudes had been a little more compassionate even if they had issues w/him but I guess that reeks of Care
― Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:18 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark
and of course, showing Care on the internet is to be avoided At All Costs or it might damage your rep
― dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
"I told u I was hardcore" was one of the last things Vedas typed, and is often used sarcastically on internet message boards and discussion sites.
― ¯\(ツ)/¯ (am0n), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory,[2] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response
― ☂ʊηε✏ƴ@яḓṧ, ẘ♄øк☤ʟʟ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
its kinda compelling imho how people react to this super real tragic event popping up through all the layers of comedy abstraction irony artifice playfulness and whatever else that characterized their relationships, their lil art project, I cant really judge people for behaving however they do, its a p peculiar situation
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 02:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
― ciderpress, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 2:10 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
tell him we will let him on our secret bord
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 02:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
don't know where else to put this
m bison@sadnesspolice@SkeeNation help I am stuck w cursed skee ball machine if I roll a ball I am one ball closer to death UNLESS I roll a 100 (never done this) SkeeNation@sadnesspolice keep trying!
― oneohtrix and park (m bison), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 03:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 03:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
perfect
― Clay, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 03:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
:D
― markers, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 03:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
― # (Lamp), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 04:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
l∞l
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 04:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
UtilityLimb: "tears in heaven" is considered metadubstep because it's a song about a sick drop
― Mordy, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
O,O
― lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
*applauds*
― dayo, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
― max, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 1:55 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark
fyad once coaxed a man into killing himself and crowed about it afterwards, tyhere was a zero percent chance any of them would risk looking weak by displaying some kind of public emotion about the OD of this guy:
― Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
yikes
― lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
*washes hands*
even thrush made a kinda nice tweet tho
― max, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
ive been waiting for the dark side of the yad to unveil itselves to yall... once u know... the laughs dont come so easy...
― Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
nah i mean im not surprised, i think im actually more surprised at how care-y the twetcru is
― max, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
tbh i had seen that screenshot before
― lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
it is p gross tho!
― lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
so is it cooler to care or not to care, I'm confused
― dayo, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh no, this stuff is small potatoes. i was still talking about when they harassed a wikipedia editor into killing himself, and then had a huge thread where they spent page after page bragging and joking about it. only one guy on the entire forum expressed the tiniest reservation over it. the entire thing was so gruesome and cruel that i could never look at them or the board in the same way again
― Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah thats horrible, i kinda want to ask u for details, but kinda not
― lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
that's ty peppar, right, ade? I'm not really up on this stuff because I only read FYAD for the funny WET BUTT posts ("[laughs] Tiesto ftw.")
― Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 28 January 2012 21:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
new board description
― riboflavin flavored (get bent), Saturday, 28 January 2012 21:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
― joepa mi pinga (am0n), Sunday, 29 January 2012 00:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
m bise killin it today fwiw
― Clay, Sunday, 29 January 2012 00:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
#ff me in2 mental illness
― oneohtrix and park (m bison), Monday, 30 January 2012 20:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah when I posted in fyad circa like 2004-2005 they kinda took some stuff seriously, like it was all trying to get people banned and that was it. all that creepy net detective stuff always seemed strange to me
― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Monday, 30 January 2012 20:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
ivestigating is fun I think is what it comes down to, tho I dont actually know what you're talking abt, we researched a guys life here once
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yeah, but iirc, it was just research and you never did anything with it like contacting him or goading him into killing himself. Tiny difference imho.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
tbf I did later goad him into killing himself I just never told Ilx abt it
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
last thing I remember was all the Flying Squid stuff which toed the line between "this guy really deserves this" and "maybe everyone needs to cool down and stop taking this shit so seriously"
― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Monday, 30 January 2012 20:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
man every time I think abt how that army guy wouldnt tell us who the other guy was I get so mad
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
― lag∞n, Monday, January 30, 2012 3:41 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_flesh_search_engine
― dayo, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
― lag∞n, Monday, January 30, 2012 3:45 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
wth are you talking about? Either I totally missed this or it was before my time.
― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
so not gonna happen, stop researching my life
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 January 2012 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
is everything ok with utilitylimb?
UtilityLimb: Those [ANCIENT RUINS] to the north were once the [GREAT SOCIAL MEDIA TEMPLE]. I hear there are [TREASURES] inside which [DELAY THE SADNESS].UtilityLimb: Depression shakes his head. "I'm lost just like you, dude. I can't escape death either." He resumes crushing you and fostering media content
sad :(
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
utilitylimb is definitely the most schopenhauerian
― dayo, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
famouscrab is like a lesser xerox of wolf pupy
― dayo, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
<3 utilitylimb
― markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
seriously. i'm sure like everything else the critique will inevitably be assimilated and it'll become repetitive and tedious but at this particular moment it resonates w/ me like nothing else...
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
i have no idea what any of this is. like it seems intriguing but also time consuming.
― judith, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
^^
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://twitter.com/#!/UtilityLimb/status/164533253800337408
― markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
@UtilityLimbbanditi just make dog jokes for attention. i don't know what they are or where one stops & another begins in that weird mass that replaced the sea
― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
the bib and it is really tops recently, every one a winner
― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah bandit has been on a serious roll, hes not even funny anymore just ~~mind-expanding~~
― max, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
often I find myself lost in a reverie thinking about a utility limb tweet.
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 4 February 2012 15:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
truth flood
― Lamp, Saturday, 4 February 2012 21:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
aw RIP tree bro
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
it tends to be hit-or-miss but i'm still glad topical voldemort exists.
― ban opinions (reddening), Monday, 6 February 2012 05:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
these just get more amazing.
@UtilityLimbbanditWhat society thinks I do: [THE ABYSS, GAZING BACK]. What I REALLY do: [IT DOES NOT RETURN THE GAZE. WE HAVE NO COMPANION, NOT EVEN THE VOID]
― s.clover, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
ha
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
any non-SA funny twitters?
― trivial fursuit (m bison), Saturday, 25 February 2012 04:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah, @sadnesspolice
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
a lot of twetcrew is not actually goons
― max, Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
bandit @UtilityLimb Follow studied abroad? *grins* yeah, i've studied a broad... variety of this world's offerings and found no solution to my inescapable mortality ;)
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
really is a tweeter for our times
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
wolf puppy @wolfpupy Close>Combine Hair + Sand >Eat "I don't think I can eat this" >Eat
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
UtilityLimb: Affluent man peers into dead friend's tomb, gasps. The items are gone. They have accompanied him to the next world. Miracle. Credits roll.
the first time he's moved from the sublime to the mundane instead of from the mundane to the sublime? feels monumental...
― Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
mordy
― kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
whiny
― Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2012 04:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
american military intervention definitely solves humanitarian problems instead of causing them. this has been proven time and time again, and is a matter of historical record. wait... what the... *twilight zone music fills everyones ears*
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, March 9, 2012 7:32 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beachville, Friday, March 9, 2012 8:10 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
@UtilityZinn
― kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 9, 2012 9:31 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
― the dried stigmas of the saffron crocus (get bent), Saturday, 10 March 2012 05:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
― the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.), Saturday, 10 March 2012 12:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://twitter.com/#!/johncusack/status/178900441491443712
― markers, Monday, 12 March 2012 02:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://twitter.com/#!/wolfpupy/status/178913594900086784
― markers, Monday, 12 March 2012 02:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
awesome:
http://twitter.com/#!/wolfpupy/status/177726477075365888
― s.clover, Monday, 12 March 2012 03:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
wolfpupy is awesome
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Monday, 12 March 2012 03:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
should go to bed now b/c that was a great way to end a sunday
― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
@dril: WELL I PRINTED OUT MY RESUME, DUNNO WHAT ILL DO WITH THESE OTHER 4999 BOXES OF PROFESSIONAL "IF YOUR A HATER DONT READ THIS" STATIONERY
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
@mana_horse has been variously cracking me up and giving me stuff to think about lately.
― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
Which one of you is @JNicholsonReal?
― polyphonic, Monday, 26 March 2012 22:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
holy christ @CNNNewsUSA
CNN News USA @CNNNewsUSA Reply Retweeted Favorite · Open"I DUnno Barack I Think It's Mustard" Says Joe Bidend As He Continues To eat Fistfuls Of Dirty Water
― althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
UtilityLimb: being caught by the Sufferluffagus is a much more precise and detailed agony than the dreamlike violence of Big Blurred
― Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://twitter.com/#!/Favstar/status/185502247457783808
― markers, Friday, 30 March 2012 02:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
feel like @DRAKE_THOUGHTS is a distillation of my essence
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
many lols @ this
― ralphs vons williams (get bent), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
think markers took over @dinkmagic
― dayo, Sunday, 1 April 2012 12:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
having a banner day today, finally made a Dustin Hoffman/69 boyz joke that I've been dreaming of
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
anyone know why wolfpupy's account is locked
― markers, Monday, 9 April 2012 01:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
@dogboner with a gem
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
'nannigans
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
aw man. RIP @HellDudeREAL
that was one hilarious day. hope some of you got to see. was a creation of @ahuj9, apparently.
― andrew m., Friday, 13 April 2012 16:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
mark today as the day twitterppl started paying attention to me bc of this twit: https://t.co/cLj7TGuI
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Saturday, 14 April 2012 02:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
@HellDudeREAL is back!
― andrew m., Saturday, 14 April 2012 04:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is kind of amazing
https://twitter.com/#!/pentametron
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 15 April 2012 07:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
agree but algorithm needs tweaking to recognise emoticons
― conrad, Sunday, 15 April 2012 09:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
I call bullshit, some of those are dactyls and trochees.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Sunday, 15 April 2012 12:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
pretty awesome
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 April 2012 14:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
that's lovely
― ogmor, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
― conrad, Sunday, April 15, 2012 5:13 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it does!
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
wint @dril Closethe moment you realize that every piece of furniture you own is just a man in a zentai suit stuck in a rigid pose and they all flee at once
― dayo, Saturday, 28 April 2012 22:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
@UtilityLimbopen a girl twit pic and click expand. it make her grow from mere notion of what you can't have to real embodiment of what you can't have :]
― Mordy, Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
god u tweet and tweet and u can never be so succinct as utilitylimb
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
ha yes thats a good one
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
I would pay cash money, boutique press prices even, for a book by utilitylimb.
― s.clover, Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
feel like that would be a letdown, enjoy the free twitter
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 3 May 2012 10:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
book would be difficult because we really need to ruminate over things like
@UtilityLimb"how creative. the joy division album cover again," - me, sarcastically, to the endless black & white lines pouring out the sky into the sea
for an hour or two.
what became of @BARTSIMSON_REAL?
― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 3 May 2012 11:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
jumped shark; later broke 4th wall and abandoned shtick I believe.
― raw feel vegan (silby), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
believe it or not Ken Jennings' twitter is almost as good as the guys mentioned ITT
― That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it. (frogbs), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
wkiw with ken jennings and his weird mormon humor
― dayo, Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ken Jennings @KenJennings
I spend soccer season trying to get little boys out of my van. I'm like the opposite of a pedophile.
Well I just dissolved a tube of Necco wafers in my Coke and made Dr Pepper, in case the MacArthur Foundation is reading this.
I bet when the Heartbreakers are on the road, their manager is like "And stay out of the 'Petty' cash!" and they all laugh & laugh
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah real cool twitter guys
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
Where is utilitylimb?
― elan, Sunday, 13 May 2012 16:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
working on tweet 666
― diamonddave85, Sunday, 13 May 2012 17:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
real lols @ this
― get wolves (get bent), Sunday, 13 May 2012 18:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
wolf puppy @wolfpupy throw a bag of flour in to the ocean who cares
wolfpupy otm
― dayo, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahaha
i'm sad that @foodnetwerk was suspended. i figure alton brown is behind this.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh man i missed the fun. found some of their tweets here: http://favstar.fm/users/FoodNetwerkalso found this with some context: http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/alton-brown-is-a-party-pooper
i apparently don't follow the travails of comedy twitter accounts very closely.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
As I suspected. His insistence that he couldn't bear the trademark infringement is pretty weak. And if they ditched that, then what got them shut down? Not that @foodnetwerk were my favorite ever, but some of their individual tweets WERE my favorites ever.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
CNNNewsUSA is still going
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
foodnetwerk migrated to another account iirc
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
Oh? Which one?
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
FoodNetwark iirc
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
thanks for the pointer.
― s.clover, Thursday, 17 May 2012 02:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
CNNNewsUSA is my favorite thing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 May 2012 06:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
wolfpupy and utility_limb never tweet anymore. my twitter feed is a lot less funny these days :(
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:14 (10 months ago) Permalink
@andersoncoopers is really really beautiful, i would buy books of it as poetry. funny also.
― , Blogger (schlump), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:19 (10 months ago) Permalink
@Bill_Nye_tho
― camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:12 (10 months ago) Permalink
wolfpupy locked his account. if he doesn't follow you, you don't see his stuff any more. also he tweets less & seems bummed out.
― tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:25 (10 months ago) Permalink
wolf teen
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:26 (10 months ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/crushingbort/statuses/207665399792271360
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:43 (10 months ago) Permalink
deg @deggmost people dont even know why 69 is funny they just laugh so they dont feel weird. its basically a sex number though, thats why i laugh
― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:47 (10 months ago) Permalink
@utilitylimb seems to have slowed their roll too
@dril is just consistently amazing:
wint @drilIM AN incest-libertarikin transvaginal ultrasound who owns GUn's and i will post a picture of my dick everyday until voting is made illegal
― moesha my reflection (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:41 (10 months ago) Permalink
yeah he is -
just realized that skeletons are basically just rocks hitching a free ride inside of our bodies. sad and pissed off
― ogmor, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 15:13 (10 months ago) Permalink
http://twitter.com/young_laureate/status/226075764066508800
lawl who is this
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 July 2012 10:52 (10 months ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard
― am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:49 (9 months ago) Permalink
KimKierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard
Magic Mountain fun today!! Kanye laughing & me crying! The whole of existence frightens me.
― big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:56 (9 months ago) Permalink
dying
― big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:57 (9 months ago) Permalink
KimKierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaardBootcamp & pilates by 9am! Beast mode day 2! I feel good! The defiant self is its own master, but he is a king without a country.
― am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:10 (9 months ago) Permalink
companion acct:
https://twitter.com/Justin_Buber
― max, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:14 (9 months ago) Permalink
Justin Buber @Justin_BuberThe Thou is beyond description, not a mere list of named qualities. But I love ur eyes & ur hair, & the way ur jeans fit is makin me stare
― max, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:15 (9 months ago) Permalink
rutger schopenhauer?
― am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:06 (9 months ago) Permalink
david allan foucault
arnold schopenegger
― dayo, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:11 (9 months ago) Permalink
worried about wolfpupy : (
― smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Saturday, 4 August 2012 21:57 (9 months ago) Permalink
Dr. Jerry Beans @dogboner#15ThingsGirlsHate gettin their big knockers sucked on by some dingus who stinks at it. outta the way, bozo. let ol' db in there haha
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:03 (9 months ago) Permalink
wint @driloh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way,
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:04 (9 months ago) Permalink
big lols to both.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:09 (9 months ago) Permalink
miss nate so bad
― USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:35 (8 months ago) Permalink
rip bill_nye_tho http://betabeat.com/2012/09/after-twitter-suspends-best-parody-account-ever-mastermind-behind-bill_nye_tho-identifies-himself/
― s.clover, Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:14 (8 months ago) Permalink
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 21 September 2012 04:57 (8 months ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/dogboner/status/245640998095577089
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 21 September 2012 07:26 (8 months ago) Permalink
why is everyone suddenly referring to this as 'weird twitter' and where did this start
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:40 (7 months ago) Permalink
http://digifesto.com/2012/08/11/field-notes-and-psa-weird-twitter/
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:44 (7 months ago) Permalink
i care less about when it started than when for god's sake will it STOP
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:45 (7 months ago) Permalink
and a response to the twitter response http://digifesto.com/2012/10/16/weird-twitter-the-symbolic-construction-of-community-through-iterative-reification/
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:46 (7 months ago) Permalink
i follow a bunch of "weird twitter" people but i don't know how you can define a community based on who-follows-and-interacts-with-whom because it's all so fluid and permeable and contingent. do you define it by style or method? am i "weird twitter"? i don't think so. others might say yes.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:48 (7 months ago) Permalink
what is love? what is a hipster? what is weird twitter?
you're pretty funny, kind of weird
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:49 (7 months ago) Permalink
ha weird twitter is the ultimate subtweet
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:51 (7 months ago) Permalink
omg that second blog post is.... is...
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:19 (7 months ago) Permalink
shut it down folks
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:29 (7 months ago) Permalink
Psychoanalytically, we might infer that @hell_homer’s suffers severe cognitive dissonance over his identification with “weird twitter”.
hmm yes, i will use a big adverb to characterize this phenomenon, ahh um hmm yes ah
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:30 (7 months ago) Permalink
I have discovered a community of "crap blogger".
― s.clover, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:31 (7 months ago) Permalink
can describe jokes but does not get jokes
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:32 (7 months ago) Permalink
ban college kids from the internet
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:33 (7 months ago) Permalink
This is a blog about my technological, political, and academic interests. I am a PhD student at UC Berkeley School of Information. Since starting that program, this blog has turned into something of an open notebook.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:35 (7 months ago) Permalink
i like "weird twitter" as a name
― max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:47 (7 months ago) Permalink
i mean its NOT a "community" its like a... network? a territory of twitter? "weird twitter" is a better name for those things that eg "twitcrew" or "jokemen" or whatever, which imply cliques or communities
― max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:49 (7 months ago) Permalink
reminds me of when music journalists, especially british ones a few years ago, called a bunch of music "new weird america"
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:50 (7 months ago) Permalink
well most of the original weird twitter people came from a defined community, the FYAD forum on somethingawful. since then it's obviously perpetuated into a much bigger thing though
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:51 (7 months ago) Permalink
'keep twitter weird' - me, when asked to comment on weird twitter
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:51 (7 months ago) Permalink
i just recoil at the the word weird tbh
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:51 (7 months ago) Permalink
for me it's more just a style of using twitter (abstract/nonsequitor/funny vs. hey check out this article on mashable)
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:52 (7 months ago) Permalink
people who post that way tend to want to follow people who do too, thus "crews" or networks or subcultures
― ciderpress, Wednesday, October 17, 2012 3:51 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
right but "weird twitter" i would think also includes a bunch of new people + the dada stalinists + so many bots + like nancy grace
― max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:53 (7 months ago) Permalink
i'm so weird and random
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:53 (7 months ago) Permalink
like nancy grace is not part of "twitcrew" but she does exist in "weird twitter," thats why its more helpful to talk about it as a territory or attitude
she is a weird retwitter
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:54 (7 months ago) Permalink
weird twitter is usually only funny when its my friends doing it imo
stranger weird twitter is like w/e it's just a stranger spouting off
yeah anyway when you hand me a medium that forces such a tiny character limit my instinct is that its most fitting use is for jokes & nonsense - if i'm going to be saying serious stuff i want the option of having more space to elaborate
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:56 (7 months ago) Permalink
I just use twitter to find out and remind myself about shows that's p much it
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:57 (7 months ago) Permalink
now lets all go back to pasting tweets we like
sreegs @ahuj9[playing Guess Who] "Does your guy look like a fucking HIPSTER??" "Uh, no." *flips down every remaining character on the board*
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:57 (7 months ago) Permalink
Tech toys get played with and an academic finds significance in this shockah.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:02 (7 months ago) Permalink
every ischool ph.d student has to write about something before they don't get a job.
― Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:10 (7 months ago) Permalink
aimless is not weird twitter
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:13 (7 months ago) Permalink
i still like the term better than "youtube poop"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:15 (7 months ago) Permalink
regarding nancy grace and horse_ebooks, that stuff wouldn't have been considered weird until it was curated and recontextualized through RTs
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:18 (7 months ago) Permalink
horse_ebooks is pretty fucking strange regardless
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:18 (7 months ago) Permalink
if something is weird in the forest
― max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:18 (7 months ago) Permalink
horse_ebooks is curated by its creators now, or at least its algorithm is a lot more sophisticated at hitting funny/meaningful fragments than it was when i started following it a couple years ago
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:20 (7 months ago) Permalink
i dont think most would have given horse_ebooks a second thought unless it had been framed as random absurdist poetry
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:21 (7 months ago) Permalink
like it used to actually just be random sentences from horse-related ebooks
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:21 (7 months ago) Permalink
ebook descriptions, rather
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:22 (7 months ago) Permalink
xp the way horse_ebooks is now, they would!
though in the past, yeah it was just your typical spambot that occasionally had funny horse-related tweets. I wonder what really happened there
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:22 (7 months ago) Permalink
seems like he's now generating the tweets from all sorts of ebooks but now there's someone at the helm who maybe keeps cycling through them until he finds one bizarre enough to actually tweet out?
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:23 (7 months ago) Permalink
yeah there are definitely different heuristics generating/selecting tweets now.. probably also involving human interaction
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:24 (7 months ago) Permalink
right, but i'm still convinced they're auto generated. i can't see a human coming up with some of this stuff.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:25 (7 months ago) Permalink
wrong
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:26 (7 months ago) Permalink
I made an Andrew WK generator awhile ago, but it never said anything more ridiculous than real Andrew WK.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:28 (7 months ago) Permalink
my bad. guess elmo knows what's really up
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:29 (7 months ago) Permalink
this is the oldest one i have favorited https://twitter.com/Horse_ebooks/status/44114266613231616
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:30 (7 months ago) Permalink
aleksy argonov
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:30 (7 months ago) Permalink
i wish there was a way to search individual users' twitter accounts, or jump to a certain past date
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:31 (7 months ago) Permalink
Twitter, Inc. doesn't want you to use their service that way: it's all about the NOW
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:33 (7 months ago) Permalink
yeah i understand that, but why even give the option of scrolling down forever then rather than just cutting it off after 500 tweets or whatnot
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:34 (7 months ago) Permalink
http://www.allmytweets.net/
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:34 (7 months ago) Permalink
― ciderpress, Wednesday, October 17, 2012 4:31 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
topsy.com's advanced search is pretty good
favstar works for some stuff
― max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:35 (7 months ago) Permalink
awesome thanks
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:35 (7 months ago) Permalink
i figured these things existed third-party but never actually got around to looking before complaining. so i apologize for that
apology rejected
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:36 (7 months ago) Permalink
this still isn't helping me find what i wwas looking for though which is the genesis of horse_ebooks's following
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:40 (7 months ago) Permalink
fart wrote an article for sa im pretty sure
― max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:41 (7 months ago) Permalink
this is a decent if incomplete history/summary http://splitsider.com/2012/01/the-ballad-of-horse_ebooks/
yeah but i was already following it before the SA article so that can't have been it
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:45 (7 months ago) Permalink
oh well i will let it remain a mystery
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:46 (7 months ago) Permalink
according to this, initial spike came in May 2011http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=horse_ebooks
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:48 (7 months ago) Permalink
ok yeah it was the SA article then probably - makes sense
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:50 (7 months ago) Permalink
But is @fart the guy who first noticed the twitter account, or just the guy who wrote the article about it.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:52 (7 months ago) Permalink
alright i think it was this tweet https://twitter.com/fart/status/44315613941866496 plus a retweet of the horse_ebooks tweet i linked upthread that started it all
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:57 (7 months ago) Permalink
not to discount @fart, but i feel like a counterfactual universe without something awful would still have seen the rise of horse_ebooks and who is to say it wouldn't have been for the better?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:05 (7 months ago) Permalink
these questions are too big for me to answer
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:07 (7 months ago) Permalink
can we get a new board called "weird ilx"? normal ilx is just too 'square' for me
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:42 (7 months ago) Permalink
feel like 'weird twitter' is a v fine offhanded condescension, like theres this thing many people are way too into and then this uncool guy comes along looks at it for a second and goes oh i get it youre being weird and everyone instantly feels lame
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:44 (7 months ago) Permalink
the ph.d effect
― Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:48 (7 months ago) Permalink
twitter is weird twitter, weird twitter is twitter, dont u get it
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:49 (7 months ago) Permalink
i have a less condescending but way worse word for it if you want: slipstream twitter
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:51 (7 months ago) Permalink
i don't like 'weird twitter' because it implies that twitter isn't already weird
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:14 (7 months ago) Permalink
Twitter user @hell_homer (whose avatar depicts the popular Simpsons character, Homer, in hell) appears to not appreciate the irony that by reaching out to the people who might be concerned about the ‘weird twitter’ label, he is symbolically constructing the weird twitter community within the digital social space. @hell_homer autoreifies ‘weird twitter’ through his very acts of resistance.
graduate school makes people stupid
― Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:22 (7 months ago) Permalink
more evidence
Moreover, academic language’s distinction from the vernacular echos the power dynamics of meatspace into the digitally dual virtual world. These power dynamics problematize organic community growth.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:24 (7 months ago) Permalink
my fist wants to problematize someone's face
sounds like self parody
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:31 (7 months ago) Permalink
its coming from inside the weird twitter
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:31 (7 months ago) Permalink
that dude didnt invent the phrase "weird twitter" guys
― max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:34 (7 months ago) Permalink
"weird twitter" has been calling it "weird twitter" for a while
max i agree w/ u i think 'weird twitter' is an awesome name. i just want to complain about this moron. unrelated.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:35 (7 months ago) Permalink
i dont get what's stupid abt what he's saying, tho!
― max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:35 (7 months ago) Permalink
i mean the second thing you posted, yes, stupid
maybe ur just not weird twitter enough
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:35 (7 months ago) Permalink
i do not appreciate the irony that by complaining about this faux-academic analysis of 'weird twitter' i am symbolically constructing the critical media community within a digital social space
― Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:38 (7 months ago) Permalink
u and hell homer, members of weird criticism
― max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:39 (7 months ago) Permalink
― Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:39 (7 months ago) Permalink
weird structuralism
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:39 (7 months ago) Permalink
i'd be into a weird criticism movement
― Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:40 (7 months ago) Permalink
i think that might just be pop culture criticism tho.
by situating buffy in a paradigm of post-feminism, we relocate the lacuna of lost gender-performed mythology; this problematizes the symbolic other within the preexisting superstructure and undermines the hierarchy presupposed
― Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:41 (7 months ago) Permalink
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:42 (7 months ago) Permalink
i'd like to see "you've been watterSONned" become a thing.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:43 (7 months ago) Permalink
yo ciderpress i sent u an email
― max, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:47 (7 months ago) Permalink
what's stupid is he's like "these tweets are works of surrealist détournement" and then responding to them literally and at face value!
― s.clover, Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:49 (7 months ago) Permalink
like did you think that maybe these people who spend their time saying funny things that aren't necessarily true are perhaps not responding to you in earnest? is that another possibility, perhaps?
― s.clover, Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:50 (7 months ago) Permalink
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:16 (7 months ago) Permalink
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:21 (7 months ago) Permalink
none of these are actually "famous irl"
― Mordy, Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:24 (7 months ago) Permalink
wait, utilitylimb is dead??? :o
― frogbs, Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:26 (7 months ago) Permalink
rare basement is kinda famous
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:29 (7 months ago) Permalink
he's not dead
― ciderpress, Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:30 (7 months ago) Permalink
rip
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:32 (7 months ago) Permalink
conflating dying as in 'not tweeting anymore' with dying as in 'actually dying' is a bold move I must say
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:38 (7 months ago) Permalink
its a bold map
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:39 (7 months ago) Permalink
passed into dreamtime
― ogmor, Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:57 (7 months ago) Permalink
is @utilitylimb on that big chart
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:23 (7 months ago) Permalink
out of all twitter "weirdos" utilitylimb is really the only one where I was curious what the guy was like in real life. like how does he come up with that stuff
― frogbs, Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:27 (7 months ago) Permalink
ask ciderpress
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:29 (7 months ago) Permalink
in the deceased section tr slocki
no graeyalien, no credibility
― Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:30 (7 months ago) Permalink
why is riff raff the central character is the big question
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:31 (7 months ago) Permalink
i am told that on tinychat utilitylimb is a "total goth" w/ "spiked bracelets"
― max, Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:32 (7 months ago) Permalink
B-)
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:32 (7 months ago) Permalink
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:36 (7 months ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/ciderpress
^ important
thats definitely me
― ciderpress, Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:37 (7 months ago) Permalink
please guys, refer to nate as "@thebibandit" its what he would have wanted
― 乒乓, Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:16 (7 months ago) Permalink
nate?
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:46 (7 months ago) Permalink
DOXXED
lol @ the weird twitter "map"
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 18 October 2012 17:13 (7 months ago) Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 October 2012 20:18 (7 months ago) Permalink
RiFF RAFF's clearly a pretty weird dude but I don't think he's 'weird twitter' really is he?
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Sunday, 21 October 2012 23:18 (7 months ago) Permalink
1 of many weird things abt that weird map
― max, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:02 (7 months ago) Permalink
my working theory is that that is the map of weird twitter from the pov of the favstar crowd
this is my current fav. tweet ever: https://twitter.com/brendlewhat/status/29648462815432705
― s.clover, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 12:47 (6 months ago) Permalink
this is my favorite twitter account right now https://twitter.com/SuperMarioFact
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 13:34 (6 months ago) Permalink
#TEDxToronto #bikefurnace
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:28 (6 months ago) Permalink
yeah this is pretty good
― ciderpress, Friday, 26 October 2012 19:34 (6 months ago) Permalink
can someone explain the origin of whatever is going on with that TEDx toronto thing
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:38 (6 months ago) Permalink
cops stealing bikes throwing them in a bike furnace, real fd up stuff
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:39 (6 months ago) Permalink
tell me more
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:41 (6 months ago) Permalink
Hatercles @Goodtweets69I brought my 5-year old son to #TEDxToronto he was dressed in his Halloween costume, a bike, now he's missing please help
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:44 (6 months ago) Permalink
first time slammer @olhnsoSo I just spoke with #TEDxToronto staffer re: missing bike as instructed. After writing down contact info he tried to kiss me. Not cool
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:45 (6 months ago) Permalink
god this is so messed up
― 乒乓, Friday, 26 October 2012 19:46 (6 months ago) Permalink
Sprezz MacKenzie @FuckYeashermy bike has been stolen from work in Houston TX and a note says it is bound for #TEDxToronto furnaces? This isn't very green technology?
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:47 (6 months ago) Permalink
Eldritch Be'en' @amuchmoreexotic#TEDxToronto Two TED staff just rode past on a tandem crudely made from parts of my bike & others. Laughed at me, shouted sthg abt 'alchemy'
― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:49 (6 months ago) Permalink
you guys seem really nice
― Wayne Gretzky, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:49 (6 months ago) Permalink
dink?!
― 乒乓, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:50 (6 months ago) Permalink
is there a full transcript of @BARTSIMSON_REAL
― conrad, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:59 (6 months ago) Permalink
What kind of message board is this?
― Wayne Gretzky, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:08 (6 months ago) Permalink
:O
― i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 00:21 (6 months ago) Permalink
what's going on? is wayne gretzky also a twitter guy? why does no one say hello to him? hello, wayne gretzky.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 00:31 (6 months ago) Permalink
sup dude, this is cool kind of message board
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:28 (6 months ago) Permalink
just a cool place 2 chill out welcome friend
― Clay, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:42 (6 months ago) Permalink
old BARTSIMSON_REAL tweets can be found by searching the timeline of @Bart_FreeCialis -- same account
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 13:18 (6 months ago) Permalink
the guy who ran that account is now @boring_as_heck iirc
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 13:19 (6 months ago) Permalink
what secret trails did wayne gretzsky follow to find his way here?
― ogmor, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 18:04 (6 months ago) Permalink
― Lamp, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:06 (6 months ago) Permalink
reminds me too much of myself in high school and the self-conscious weirdness of my drama clique
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:26 (6 months ago) Permalink
is digimon otis for real
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 November 2012 05:19 (6 months ago) Permalink
what even is the difference in 2012
― Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Sunday, 4 November 2012 05:21 (6 months ago) Permalink
Digimon Otis @DigimonOtis@JakeBarnett_ Liberal and conservative are two sides of the same gutter. But http://breitbart.com consistently nails it.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 November 2012 06:26 (6 months ago) Permalink
no, 'digimonotis' was a character in a dril tweet originally
― max, Sunday, 4 November 2012 12:44 (6 months ago) Permalink
link?
― 乒乓, Sunday, 4 November 2012 13:11 (6 months ago) Permalink
feel like digimon otis and jay batman would get along
― 乒乓, Sunday, 4 November 2012 13:12 (6 months ago) Permalink
do these people "use" favstar ironically or what's the deal
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 November 2012 05:49 (6 months ago) Permalink
ya i dont really get why favstar is a thing
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 10 November 2012 07:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
I think it's just a way to link to your most commonly appreciated jokes/tweets, sort of a weird twitter c.v. And also to show appreciation to others (via "blowing up a favstar")
― Clay, Saturday, 10 November 2012 08:09 (6 months ago) Permalink
a gal just called into the best show asking if scharpling is familiar with weird twitter
― dell (del), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:16 (5 months ago) Permalink
hate when weird twitter dudes break character, i.e. @fart and @hell_homer. limited run accts like bartsimson_real and tilda swinton r funnier
― black redhead (spazzmatazz), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:24 (5 months ago) Permalink
I tend to think of @fart as just a regular dude nowadays, slightly eccentric
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:25 (5 months ago) Permalink
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HorseEbooks
― s.clover, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:29 (5 months ago) Permalink
Bart is back, I guess?
― it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 08:23 (5 months ago) Permalink
― lag∞n, Saturday, 1 December 2012 04:47 (5 months ago) Permalink
truth comes out
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Saturday, 1 December 2012 04:59 (5 months ago) Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 1 December 2012 13:57 (5 months ago) Permalink
was that kattwilliamsferrell fallout? it keeps giving.
― s.clover, Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:28 (5 months ago) Permalink
theres one joke i do not get
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:36 (5 months ago) Permalink
have you heard the one about steve jobs, johnny cash, bob hope
― 乒乓, Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:43 (5 months ago) Permalink
is @ChuckGrassley weird twitter, did he start out as a joke twitter then a senator later on
― lag∞n, Saturday, 1 December 2012 17:41 (5 months ago) Permalink
weird senate
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 December 2012 18:42 (5 months ago) Permalink
would vote
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 3 December 2012 04:05 (5 months ago) Permalink
― sad faces at Terror Castle (reddening), Monday, 3 December 2012 09:59 (5 months ago) Permalink
to be a joke twitter account..
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 3 December 2012 10:32 (5 months ago) Permalink
I have my suspicions about this guy: https://twitter.com/Pontifex
― Neil S, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:51 (5 months ago) Permalink
bit self involved
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:59 (5 months ago) Permalink
doppelganger space lizard accounts
― Neil S, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:01 (5 months ago) Permalink
Bento Box XVI
― 乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:02 (5 months ago) Permalink
i just got a junk message from someone w/this user description, i am really praying there is some kind of bio-harvesting bot that generated its poetry:
@JavierhjtksbAward-winning bacon trailblazer. Devoted travel fan. Webaholic. Thinker. Creator. Social media guru. Tv advocateKinshasa
― spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 06:55 (5 months ago) Permalink
omg me too! not the same user tho!
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:11 (5 months ago) Permalink
some spam genius must have figured out that those words will get you noticed on twitter hahahaha
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:12 (5 months ago) Permalink
lol @ bacon trailblazer
is that an internet thing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:30 (5 months ago) Permalink
it is the whole internet
― spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:14 (5 months ago) Permalink
hoos check the bio of that social media ~thinker~ who used to bug you & see if he's a bacon trailblazer or not
― spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:15 (5 months ago) Permalink
@laurenW4tson follows you
General problem solver. Incurable bacon expert. Twitter junkie. Web advocate. Troublemaker. Musicaholic. Hardcore social media fanatic.
― ~bacon trailblazer~ (schlump), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:10 (5 months ago) Permalink
incredible, powerful twenty four hours at @ox_metaphor
― kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:28 (4 months ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/ox_metaphor/status/283069161473712129
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 05:01 (4 months ago) Permalink
rip carlos
― 乒乓, Monday, 7 January 2013 02:27 (4 months ago) Permalink
carlos @famouscrabfellas i like to sit on my hand so it goes numb then it feel like someone else is wiping my tears away
<3
― ogmor, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:15 (4 months ago) Permalink
one of the greats rip
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:22 (4 months ago) Permalink
weird twitter is spreading http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/01/the-generals-fiction-military_8.html
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:12 (4 months ago) Permalink
http://www.amazon.com/review/R3RVV67AMFXP8J/
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:21 (4 months ago) Permalink
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:22 (4 months ago) Permalink
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:35 (4 months ago) Permalink
so the only link b/t these twitters is they're all fyad dudes basically? the mobutu and brendle guys too iirc
― chilli, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:10 (4 months ago) Permalink
the original crop of them are fyad dudes who followed docevil/@fart to twitter back in 2008 or so when fyad was getting stale, then there's a bunch more people who jumped on later
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:23 (4 months ago) Permalink
this @wolfpupy one had me in literal tears the other night:
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 10:16 (4 months ago) Permalink
tweet of the year so far
https://twitter.com/tricialockwood/status/289148349003730947
― max, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:11 (4 months ago) Permalink
The Paris ReviewVerified @parisreview@TriciaLockwood Touché.
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood@parisreview This is almost as good as the time TJ Maxx responded to me
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:24 (4 months ago) Permalink
imna buy her book right now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:28 (4 months ago) Permalink
the thing i love about that tweet is that there are so many ways to get that joke subtly wrong and have it come off forced and dumb. everything about the punctuation, the phrasing, the inflection has to be absolutely right to pull it off.
― s.clover, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:18 (4 months ago) Permalink
yes masterful use of punctuation there
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:43 (4 months ago) Permalink
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwoodSext: I am a Dan Brown novel and you do me in my plot-hole. "Wow," I yell in ecstasy, "this makes no sense at all"
― plax (ico), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:53 (4 months ago) Permalink
haha shes the best
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 15:55 (4 months ago) Permalink
not really a fan of her tweets or extranapkins, a little too effete, but that is totally a moral failing on my part
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:57 (4 months ago) Permalink
shes my fav tweeter i think
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:27 (4 months ago) Permalink
what happened to @famouscrab?
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:00 (4 months ago) Permalink
heard he was working on something better
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:06 (4 months ago) Permalink
heard he was working on ::something muffled:: twitter
― once & future (Lamp), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:11 (4 months ago) Permalink
is val kilmer weird twitter?? https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/292783325494509568
― 乒乓, Sunday, 20 January 2013 01:53 (4 months ago) Permalink
VALibu, California
― Clay, Sunday, 20 January 2013 02:24 (4 months ago) Permalink
that's almost exactly like a James Ferraro tweet
― ▼ardkore mort▼ (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 20 January 2013 12:22 (4 months ago) Permalink
Cool Niceman @dogbonerthe South Side Mouth Sore Boyz are the shittiest gang of all time. Are they on twitter. fuck them
― sleepingbag, Monday, 21 January 2013 07:09 (4 months ago) Permalink
h/t to JBR, @seinfeld2000 putting in some work
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:59 (3 months ago) Permalink
that's JBR?
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:01 (3 months ago) Permalink
no, just posted about it
― les yper-fem (get bent), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:07 (3 months ago) Permalink
come on admit it
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 00:32 (3 months ago) Permalink
@egg_dog tho
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 02:27 (3 months ago) Permalink
did you catch @seinfeld2000's sfj dig?
― Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (get bent), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:06 (3 months ago) Permalink
the ilxest sentence
― schlump, Friday, 1 February 2013 03:16 (3 months ago) Permalink
WORLDS COLLIDE
Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000Gerge (Sasha Frere Joans) write SCATHING review of nu Gotye song in the New Yorkers, it make him feel a bit better abt having a womans name
― Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (get bent), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:18 (3 months ago) Permalink
omg.
― s.clover, Friday, 1 February 2013 03:40 (3 months ago) Permalink
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 July 2012 10:52 (6 months ago)
any advances on this
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 04:27 (3 months ago) Permalink
@electrolemon is next level
― 乒乓, Sunday, 3 February 2013 23:36 (3 months ago) Permalink
jerry cat aol.com @dogboner*is a product of millions of years of evolution* *born into the most technologically advanced civilization in history* *refreshes website*
― sleepingbag, Friday, 15 February 2013 03:44 (3 months ago) Permalink
solitary tweets that effortlessly summarize the spirt of twitter
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 15 February 2013 07:27 (3 months ago) Permalink
joke twitter/weird twitter crossover comix, digging these
http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/
― sleepingbag, Friday, 1 March 2013 21:25 (2 months ago) Permalink
i like the tweets but the art is awwwwfulll
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:57 (2 months ago) Permalink
none of these are nearly as funny when drawn. its not the jokes, i guess, but the tweet construction itself, fitting stuff in that small amount of characters, brevity and evocativeness, etc., that makes them really work.
― s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:02 (2 months ago) Permalink
really underlines the weird twitter is like poetry argument.
― s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:03 (2 months ago) Permalink
i think they'd be funny if the art was better
― frogbs, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:07 (2 months ago) Permalink
nah, the art is really nice, and fairly twitter-style even.
but this is really how twitter-jokes should translate to comic form: http://wolfpuppy.net/comic/1.html
― s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:22 (2 months ago) Permalink
(all of them i mean, not that one in particular)
― s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:23 (2 months ago) Permalink
it warms my heart to imagine ppl on different continents appreciating this
― ogmor, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:46 (2 months ago) Permalink
― max, Sunday, 3 March 2013 22:00 (2 months ago) Permalink
is that andrew cuomo?
― balls, Sunday, 3 March 2013 23:20 (2 months ago) Permalink
idk i just think the art style is just visually unpleasant and makes me not want to look at it?
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 13:16 (2 months ago) Permalink
i'm with you
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 13:20 (2 months ago) Permalink
http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 13:31 (2 months ago) Permalink
finally some twitter shit i can get into
― Mordy, Monday, 4 March 2013 15:18 (2 months ago) Permalink
has nothing to do with the art, literal representations of jokes are never, ever funny
― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 4 March 2013 17:46 (2 months ago) Permalink
I think it does - I could see most Perry Bible Fellowship comics working as tweets but obviously the art really helps there
― frogbs, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:52 (2 months ago) Permalink
the best parts of some of these tweets are entirely in the phrasing and the description.
i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*
this is almost entirely a verbal joke. it's a verbal joke about an image, but the verbal turn is what gives it the action, or actually the multiple verbal turns, in the shift from direct address to action, and then the shift from craning to unscrewing, etc. the way it builds up the gag is all about how those few words are chosen. and how does one draw a "mystery" anyway?
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:55 (2 months ago) Permalink
they're in large part jokes about how we communicate in txts and on twitter. just like a hueg part of pbf strips are jokes about genres of comic and representational art, not the raw punchlines themselves.
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:56 (2 months ago) Permalink
okay stop
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:58 (2 months ago) Permalink
i guess you'd have to cite examples but to me the art part of PBF is a great element of the overall presentation but not really integral to the joke.
meanwhile I think most UtilityLimb tweets are unfuckable for those reasons, but some of those comics seem like they'd work with better art
― frogbs, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:59 (2 months ago) Permalink
it's fan art
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:12 (2 months ago) Permalink
that's why it's bad
sorry but great tweets lend themselves to overthinking.
― s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:17 (2 months ago) Permalink
also most of those comics are from the bad part of weird twitter thats all favstar 18 yr olds just rearranging the same set of tropes
― max, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:47 (2 months ago) Permalink
more like [dad|weed|hitler|piss|dog|teens|boner] twitter
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:56 (2 months ago) Permalink
yes
― max, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:57 (2 months ago) Permalink
ok ok okok
― sleepingbag, Monday, 4 March 2013 19:17 (2 months ago) Permalink
ilx not a fan of twitter the comic the tumblr
― sleepingbag, Monday, 4 March 2013 19:21 (2 months ago) Permalink
― s.clover, Monday, March 4, 2013 12:55 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this otm
― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:02 (2 months ago) Permalink
its like dont u know how to read, why do u need to see pictures of joeks
― max, Monday, March 4, 2013 1:47 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
wait there's another part to weird twitter??
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:06 (2 months ago) Permalink
the goons who came up with those tropes
― max, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:09 (2 months ago) Permalink
those dudes are virtually indistinguishable from the 18 yr olds and/or just tweet about israel all day
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:10 (2 months ago) Permalink
eh not to put too fine a point on it but i think there is a vast difference between e.g. patricia lockwood and the million people who adopted the "sext tweet" format after her
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:14 (2 months ago) Permalink
noted somethingawful goon patricia lockwood
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:16 (2 months ago) Permalink
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:17 (2 months ago) Permalink
who is actually humorous on "weird twitter?" dril and utilitylimb and patricia lockwood are funny but like i followed rare_basement for a minute and it's just a menagerie of retweets from guys with "dudehugs420boner" names that are almost staggeringly unfunny
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:20 (2 months ago) Permalink
seems like it's a ton of, yeah, "favstar 18 yr olds"
the secret is that 'weird twitter' is never humorous as you experience it in the present
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:23 (2 months ago) Permalink
like if a dude has >5,000 tweets then like 4990 of those are guaranteed garbage, and the other 10 are on favstar
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:25 (2 months ago) Permalink
kind of the impression i got but hey most of the "weird twitter" guys that follow me are old men posing as adult babies and shit like that so
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:27 (2 months ago) Permalink
yeah, twitter is full of that sort of noise, you have to learn how to manage it xp
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:28 (2 months ago) Permalink
you can manually turn off retweets by certain ppl u follow, iirc. that helps.
also, it's v v wise to block people who are sucky and bad so they don't unexpectedly get retweeted into your timeline.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:31 (2 months ago) Permalink
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:25 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is why utility limb was so good because of the insanely high consistency of good tweets
― plax (ico), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:04 (2 months ago) Permalink
rare_basement is the queen of the favstar crew
― max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:29 (2 months ago) Permalink
bandit, dril, fart, dogboner, pupy are all (iirc) ex-boons. lockwood and notopoulos arent but theyre not favstarcrewe
i mean i get that theres not really a distinction but
― max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:31 (2 months ago) Permalink
like hell-homer and that map of weird twitter. all taht shit is like high schoolers on favstar
― max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:32 (2 months ago) Permalink
i want twitter accounts that are all performance, i get so bored when people are also just using their twitter as well. bandit stopped doing it really fast but even graey alien does it a bit
― plax (ico), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:33 (2 months ago) Permalink
graeyalien's cut down on it, he used to treat it as a "normal" twitter account with added joeks a lot more
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:50 (2 months ago) Permalink
i always think of graeyalien as a she
― plax (ico), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:53 (2 months ago) Permalink
yeah but its graeydave now isn't it?
― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:59 (2 months ago) Permalink
that tumblr is really good if you ignore the comics
― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:10 (2 months ago) Permalink
― max, Monday, March 4, 2013 6:31 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark
yah it just seems like a weird thing to police
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:14 (2 months ago) Permalink
well it is WEIRD twitter
― max, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:58 (2 months ago) Permalink
aROOGahh
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 01:23 (2 months ago) Permalink
what is ed balls
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:33 (2 months ago) Permalink
Ed Balls accidentally put his name into the tweet box instead of the search box so he tweeted 'Ed Balls'. Made famous by the twitter maoist wing of weird twitter.
― oppet, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:59 (2 months ago) Permalink
ah just doing him job i guess
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:04 (2 months ago) Permalink
Matt @power_crystalsHey anime Marxist care crew: unlike fantasy sports wang joke crew, the twitter people actually want to hurt you: #tcot. Yell at them instead
weird twitter beefing
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:37 (2 months ago) Permalink
yeah what is going on there, i keep seeing people alluding to that thom guy and some kind of "what happened was FUCKED UP" but nobody actually clarifies what that is, i'm just assuming it has to do with @pontifex until further notice
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:43 (2 months ago) Permalink
this has maybe something to do w it
Amanda Hugankiss @a_girl_irl@dongstoevsky the "joke" was that goons are gross regardless but it was widely reviled and i got put on The List
1 hr Amanda Hugankiss @a_girl_irl@dongstoevsky 2 years ago i said that troons weren't particularly attractive no matter what they identified as /transitioned to
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:46 (2 months ago) Permalink
Amanda Hugankiss @a_girl_irlmuch like 9/11 this hoax just went too far!!!
Amanda Hugankiss @a_girl_irlweird twitter drove away a guy for distributing nudes of other posters; anime dog twitter celebrates a rapist whom they made their queen
???
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:48 (2 months ago) Permalink
Amanda Hugankiss @a_girl_irl@fairyocarina aimee / moewytchdog sexually assaulted multiple people don't be mad at me for pointing it out
Amanda Hugankiss @a_girl_irlson i beg you to please get off tumblr for just one hour UH FIRST OF ALL "DAD" IM NOT YOUR "SON" I AM A GENDERLESS VAMPIRIC TRANSASIAN
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:49 (2 months ago) Permalink
hacked?
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:51 (2 months ago) Permalink
Amanda Hugankiss @a_girl_irli know that a lot of you are probably steamed at me but i wanted to see at least one person say they were glad it happened
Amanda Hugankiss @a_girl_irllol im sorry you guys. this has gone too far. its me amanda. thank you for your support
flowchart.pdf @cheadlmao @ denouncing @a_girl_irl getting hacked. He's a shitpile who gives a care rest in piss fucker Retweeted by DARRYL ANDREWS
Amanda Hugankiss @a_girl_irlemail password isn't the same as twitter password i guess he's not completely stupid
Amanda Hugankiss @a_girl_irlnice password shitlord
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:52 (2 months ago) Permalink
anyway
yeah thing about certain weird twitter zones is how they're populated with p cool kinda funny & charismatic people who in time reveal personality traits & behaviors that are maladaptive and weird and gross?
that sounds super judgey but i just mean that watching drama play out like that makes me waaay uncomfy
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:03 (2 months ago) Permalink
― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:48 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ô_o
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:03 (2 months ago) Permalink
elmo otm
― max, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:08 (2 months ago) Permalink
GENERAL GANDHI @Bro_PairIt is a strange world where the forums mod with the blue dragon tattoo & interesting opinions about Africa is slain by Al Qaeda in Benghazi
woodmuffin @woodmuffin@Bro_Pair being gunned down by terrorists is the coolest and best thing a SA mod will ever do
GENERAL GANDHI @Bro_Pair@woodmuffin wrong. Moonshine was a mod and he got jacked off on a hayride by a mentally retarded woman
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:11 (2 months ago) Permalink
lol weird twitter nudes scandal, is nothing sacred
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:14 (2 months ago) Permalink
yeah wow, twitter fites
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:39 (2 months ago) Permalink
anime rapists vs racist transphobes apparently
my only question is where does dril fall
all of those dudes with anime avatars/attempts at making SERIOUS POINTS between all the dumb twitter joeks are pretty tedious imo
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:57 (2 months ago) Permalink
(i dunno anything about SA though ftr besides the smash mouth eggs thing)
it was kind of like this http://www.tehposts.com/
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 05:28 (2 months ago) Permalink
trying to read a complicated twitter fight or conversation between multiple people is nearly impossible
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:39 (2 months ago) Permalink
ok grandad
― caek, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:42 (2 months ago) Permalink
wheres my glasses
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:50 (2 months ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/dril_replies
― 乒乓, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:50 (2 months ago) Permalink
wint @drillets ACTUAlly shove atheism down christians throats. cram godless voids into their mouths which nullify the Prayers of their digestive tractExpand Reply Retweet Favorite More
12h TimKania @TimKania@dril Nice try *Almighty God presses the 'smite' button on His MacBook, @dril shrivels up to a small grey turd, lighting strikes turd. Dust
SA mods are pretty much universally disturbed people
― frogbs, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:35 (2 months ago) Permalink
all day today I was thinking COWUBRANGO
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 March 2013 22:29 (2 months ago) Permalink
"do you want something to drink""homer i dont drink anymore""homer i dont eat or drink anymore""homer we have to leave right now"
http://i.imgur.com/KxhYX.gif
― Everything You Like Sucks, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:39 (2 months ago) Permalink
tavern forever?
― lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:47 (2 months ago) Permalink
feels like @cboyardee
― 乒乓, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:51 (2 months ago) Permalink
BUNTAIN
― my cat is an eliane radigue (get bent), Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:06 (2 months ago) Permalink
http://chickensnack.tumblr.com/tagged/simpsons
― my cat is an eliane radigue (get bent), Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:07 (2 months ago) Permalink
who is prince stolas
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 March 2013 03:34 (2 months ago) Permalink
how do we feel about @seinfeld2000?
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 21 March 2013 10:09 (2 months ago) Permalink
i know who prince stolas is & i'm not telling :D
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 March 2013 11:40 (2 months ago) Permalink
Amanda Bynes @AmandaBynes 32mI want @drake to murder my vagina
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 March 2013 01:42 (2 months ago) Permalink
always sad when your pre-pubertal crushes grow up to be hot messes
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 22 March 2013 02:33 (2 months ago) Permalink
;_;
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 March 2013 02:41 (2 months ago) Permalink
prince stolas is a php script
― diamonddave85, Friday, 22 March 2013 03:01 (2 months ago) Permalink
well, sure
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 March 2013 03:40 (2 months ago) Permalink
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — Saudi Arabia’s top religious cleric has criticized the social media website Twitter, calling it “a council for jokesters” and a place for unjust, incorrect messages.
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:44 (1 month ago) Permalink
Haha pretty apt
― polyphonic, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:46 (1 month ago) Permalink
"For instance," he said "this one guy @boring_as_heck, what a troll."
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:48 (1 month ago) Permalink
The Mountain Goats’ Twitter feed is manned by the California folk-rock band’s frontman, John Darnielle. From Siouxsie and the Banshees to Justin Bieber, Darnielle tweets about all things musical.
Read more: http://techland.time.com/2013/03/25/140-best-twitter-feeds-of-2013/slide/the-mountain-goats/#ixzz2OYxEkoae
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 14:44 (1 month ago) Permalink
140? fuck no
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:07 (1 month ago) Permalink
hey i just got twitter who should i follow
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:18 (1 month ago) Permalink
i don't mean i just "got" twitter, i mean, i just got a new phone
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:19 (1 month ago) Permalink
i'm looking at this time list and it looks pretty terrible all around
This parody mash-up of Anthony Bourdain and Ruth Reichl won a James Beard award in humor for brilliantly mixing Reichl’s poeticism and Bourdain’s profanity. The feed tweets about fellow celebrity chefs and “barely legal scallops debauched by onions.”
can you please all go to hell
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:20 (1 month ago) Permalink
the very first two people you should follow are @utilitylimb (honoring an alltime great who never tweets anymore) and @dril
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (1 month ago) Permalink
I won a James Beard award for brilliantly having a beard on my face
― sleepingbag, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (1 month ago) Permalink
lol i knew enough to get on dril right away
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (1 month ago) Permalink
you should read through all of @utilitylimbs tweets theres only 664
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:23 (1 month ago) Permalink
sort of a classics scholarly vibe to it then?
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:24 (1 month ago) Permalink
i know that # because his last tweet is that he is going to make tweet #666 but then he never did and i noticed that he only had 664 tweets actually.... what happened to the missing tweet????????? i am forever perplexed
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:25 (1 month ago) Permalink
prolly then u should do @crushingbort @tricialockwood @woodmuffin @lowenaffchen @digimonotis ... i dunno ... really u should just check anybody who u might want to follow's favstar and take it from there
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:27 (1 month ago) Permalink
@katienotopoulos, @fart, @dogboner, @crushingbort, @leyawn, @conortripler, @brendlewhat, @tricialockwood, @degg, @boring_as_heck, those ones are like the best of weird twitter imo, probably leaving some out
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:28 (1 month ago) Permalink
i half want to follow all of the #informers on this list and half want to crack my phone over the corner of my desk
xp yeah idk what a favstar is at this point in time
thx tho! will check out
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:29 (1 month ago) Permalink
yeah and @lowenaffchen and @woodmuffin, @digimonotis an absolute MUST FOLLOW
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:29 (1 month ago) Permalink
goole you are gonna love twitter so much
HIGHLY recommend lots of nutty conservative follows, all the nro types and breitbart types
@PrinceTweets2U
this is not weird twitter afaik, just once it said sex aquarium
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (1 month ago) Permalink
just do favstar.fm/users/crushingbort for example
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (1 month ago) Permalink
schlump do u follow @robotbook?? i feel like u would vibe to it
lol i have my own recommendations there already
xp re: conservatives
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (1 month ago) Permalink
dana loesch
https://twitter.com/embracethecause/status/316240201645182977
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:31 (1 month ago) Permalink
thats loesch retweeing btw
fyi my plan for this is to never ever say anything ever
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:31 (1 month ago) Permalink
― max, Monday, March 25, 2013 12:29 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
idk man the consensus form of comedy herein makes me feel like the lex. i just want to know what's going on!
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:33 (1 month ago) Permalink
@sskylark
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:33 (1 month ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/cher/status/278053444135288833cher's account crucial, also notable for total television psychic webcam-shot avatar
haha ty for robotbook, 乒乓, it looks fine, & canadian
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:34 (1 month ago) Permalink
this is my modified list of accts worth following on time list, most of these are follow-for-the-LOLs anyway
Mia FarrowWikiLeaksPete SouzaKevin RooseBetsey Stevenson and Justin WolfersJoe WeisenthalSamuel L. JacksonLil BThe Mountain GoatsCool_PondKimKierkegaardMegan AmramRembert BrowneDavid ItzkoffRichard LawsonJoyce Carol OatesCaity WeaverAnil DashMax FisherDavid GrannAnna HolmesChuck GrassleyRichard DawkinsJoshua Topolsky
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:34 (1 month ago) Permalink
nah youre not going to love weird twitter youre going to love all the weird politics discourse
do you all recommend a 2nd party app for this? or do you roll with the basic twitter-twitter
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:35 (1 month ago) Permalink
the iphone twitter app is basically fine for anything you need to do
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:36 (1 month ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/jnglwzrd/status/304690439108325377https://twitter.com/jnglwzrd/status/308465527569928192
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:37 (1 month ago) Permalink
i think i can get down with some weird twitter (already on peanutfreemom)
i feel a little unnerved by the idea of actively having the thoughts of, say, jonah goldberg beamed into something that sits next to my balls
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:38 (1 month ago) Permalink
ya I love jongol
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:38 (1 month ago) Permalink
i'm still baffled by the fact that favstar is a real thing that people use
― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:41 (1 month ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/jonahnro/status/315488016019886081
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:44 (1 month ago) Permalink
ok here's a dumm q: when you follow people, do they know it's you? or do they just see a +1 on their number or w/e
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:46 (1 month ago) Permalink
they can see a list of their followers, yeah
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:47 (1 month ago) Permalink
eh well all right
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:48 (1 month ago) Permalink
did u use ur g'ment name? otherwise no fear
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:49 (1 month ago) Permalink
no!
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:50 (1 month ago) Permalink
this isn't one of those high school teacher following students concerns is it
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:56 (1 month ago) Permalink
i mean i think it did on accident for a second cos it pulled something from gmail into the profile, but i got rid of it.
xp lol god no i just wonder how much personal bullshit goes on i guess
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:57 (1 month ago) Permalink
there is some workaround that people use to see who unfollowed them but i dont think twitter itself tells people when somebody unfollows them
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:00 (1 month ago) Permalink
weird workaround technology gave us that wonderful elif batuman/guy who writes books about american apparel interaction
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:02 (1 month ago) Permalink
if you wanna be incognito, you can add ppl to a private list instead of following them, then just look at the list instead of yr timeline
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:03 (1 month ago) Permalink
twitter is real good in terms of the limits/dynamics of personal interaction, imo. i struggle with that kinda thing elsewhere but it is a v nice way to communicate with people. @goole. FAO goole. @ilx.
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:03 (1 month ago) Permalink
can we change the thread title to pedo twitter tips
― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 25, 2013 1:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
it's still pretty hilarious to me how favstars founders are probably making millions of dollars and wasting so much of twitter's resources through its bots crawling twitter over a feature that twitter engineers could add to twitter with like 5 lines of code
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:04 (1 month ago) Permalink
jokemen of twitter pay $5 a month to continue to see which of their tweets are most popular
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:06 (1 month ago) Permalink
are jokemen of twitter weird twitter
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:19 (1 month ago) Permalink
my understanding of weird twitter was that it had to be unintentional. i guess... NOT
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:37 (1 month ago) Permalink
yah... theres of course the 5 year old eggs w/ like 1 or 2 tweets ever. and theres diaper twitter and cuckold twitter and idk
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:05 (1 month ago) Permalink
diaper twitter. cuckold twitter.
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:06 (1 month ago) Permalink
youre gonna love diaper twitter
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:07 (1 month ago) Permalink
i dont even know who the heavy hitters of diaper twitter are. youre gonna have to ask one of the jokemen
I stumbled upon hooker twitter once
― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:08 (1 month ago) Permalink
hmmm how did that happen hmmm
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:10 (1 month ago) Permalink
― Heyman (crüt), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:11 (1 month ago) Permalink
do ppl not like @wolfpupy anymore
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:53 (1 month ago) Permalink
haha I forgot. @wolfpupy should be the third person u follow on twitter
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:58 (1 month ago) Permalink
i really don't ~do~ twitter but i have it set so that 4 or 5 ppl's tweets get sent to me as text messages and @wolfpuppy is one
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:03 (1 month ago) Permalink
lol thx
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 21:10 (1 month ago) Permalink
― 乒乓, Monday, March 25, 2013 3:00 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i use this http://twunfollow.com just cause i uh enjoy knowing things, not because im mad at people for unfollowing me, swear
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 22:27 (1 month ago) Permalink
― max, Monday, March 25, 2013 12:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well this turned out to be true.
― goole, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:15 (1 month ago) Permalink
what an amazing time waster
― goole, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:17 (1 month ago) Permalink
wolfpupy's comix kinda suck but otherwise i love him
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:19 (1 month ago) Permalink
― lag∞n, Monday, March 25, 2013 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol i'm never touching that, it would ruin so many of my days
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 22:02 (1 month ago) Permalink
i have attracted a few followers even though i have made no tweets. what is that?
― goole, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:53 (1 month ago) Permalink
once you start following people this starts to happen.
― markers, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:54 (1 month ago) Permalink
i have been using twitter incorrectly this entire time.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:54 (1 month ago) Permalink
some of them are spambots or spamhumans, others possibly ilxors.
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:55 (1 month ago) Permalink
wolf pupy's comics rule
― 乒乓, Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:45 (1 month ago) Permalink
recent stuff hasn't been good though
― markers, Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:46 (1 month ago) Permalink
I can't cope with most of the weird twitteratti. i usually unfollow anyone who starts tweeting 50+ times a day. I loved reading through those classic tweet comics though, this was a good one:
patrick@tastefactory"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon
I was giggling to myself all day over this old wolfpupy gem:
wolf puppy@wolfpupya frog with hair on and you can brush the hair with a special brush
― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:43 (1 month ago) Permalink
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/weird-twitter-the-oral-history
probably the best result thats gonna come out of this is all the dudes who are gonna be butthurt they werent asked to participate
― 乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:14 (1 month ago) Permalink
i thought that article was kind of a mess to read, and this is from someone who's been following that whole scene since its pre-twitter days. i think if i wasn't in the know already it would just be tremendously confusing to read through. which is maybe the point
― ciderpress, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:18 (1 month ago) Permalink
i am butthurt i wasnt asked to participate
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:40 (1 month ago) Permalink
they asked a dog boner a cheese god and a cool pond to paritcipate but not a banana smh
― 乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:42 (1 month ago) Permalink
i invented weird twitter
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:42 (1 month ago) Permalink
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1bqb1t/i_am_seinfeld2000_ask_me_any_thing
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:43 (1 month ago) Permalink
i cant believe dril talked. dont believe in dril anymore
― 乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:45 (1 month ago) Permalink
damn max subtweeting the hell out of fyad in that article
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:46 (1 month ago) Permalink
WHY CAN'T WE CALL IT WEIRD TWITTER?
@weedhitler: It's a hell of a lot easier than saying "surrealist narcissists who hate themselves." But it's a really irksome phrase.
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:52 (1 month ago) Permalink
so utility_limb is really dead? have I asked this before
― frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:55 (1 month ago) Permalink
@robdelaney is the pits
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:57 (1 month ago) Permalink
why wasnt utility limb mentioned more and what happened to him and what the f
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 5 April 2013 21:09 (1 month ago) Permalink
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:10 (1 month ago) Permalink
i like to think that they tried to reach out to utility limb but the email they got back was just a completely black screen that made them feel alone + bereft of all hope
― 乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:21 (1 month ago) Permalink
the funniest troll-y thing weird twitter did was imho when they highjacked the hashtag for some bicycle day thing in toronto and made all these claims of police brutality and it turned into this whoe hilarious story and was so funny and im upset and disappointed it wasnt included in the article
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:24 (1 month ago) Permalink
i was watching the copy machine thing as it was happening and it was extremely tough to hide my convulsive laughter at work
― the bagel is the bagel (donna rouge), Friday, 5 April 2013 21:26 (1 month ago) Permalink
I still cannot see this without nearly pissing my pants:
310d hell_homer @hell_homerCarl has the ball. Carl passes to Jeff, Jeff to Bob. Bob with the ball dee dang dee dang diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 5 April 2013 23:08 (1 month ago) Permalink
feel like the canseco twitter has revealed too much
Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain 1hHave we, as a nation, arrived at a point where we are too lazy to gnaw meat off a fucking bone? How about pre-chewed chicken?
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco 21m@Bourdain fucking chicken part patties might as well blend it and drink chicken smoothies. hug for u buddy
--
Ari MelberVerified account @AriMelber 1 Apr"The real political task ..is to criticize the workings of institutions that appear to be.. neutral and independent." #Foucault @JoseCanseco @AriMelber Foucault is just Nitchske speaking french. Is my WHCD invite onthe way? do I get a plus one or is Ash my date?
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:47 (1 month ago) Permalink
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, April 5, 2013 7:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
this is prob one of the worst jokes i've ever read
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:45 (1 month ago) Permalink
there was a time when i was doing weird tweets, this brings back memories of sitting on the toilet reading a lot of these
― adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:46 (1 month ago) Permalink
i enjoyed ur weird tweets
― 乒乓, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:54 (1 month ago) Permalink
in retrospect, they were mostly derivative/lame, but i had few winners
― adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:57 (1 month ago) Permalink
the weird tweet game is mad real
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:59 (1 month ago) Permalink
did u delete ur account? I cant find u ony mlist
― 乒乓, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:00 (1 month ago) Permalink
i did, i think some1 hacked into the email account attached to it and by then i had already abandoned that account due to irl circumstances making me question the amount of time i was online in general, so in a fit of guilt i deleted it
― adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:08 (1 month ago) Permalink
the bike day thing was about tedx toronto as i recall, which was streaming appropriately tagged tweets to a huge led screen somewhere. the claims were that they had taken all the bikes off the racks because they were illegally parked. this eventually transformed into an elaborate story about a bike bonfire.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:20 (1 month ago) Permalink
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/ted-talks-hashtag-gets-trolled
more fine reporting from buzzfeed, that model of dauntless journalistic something something.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:23 (1 month ago) Permalink
haha yes tedx lmao
ʍǝɹɔ ʎpuǝp@mistercqnzr Followwhat the fuck my bike turned into a heap of burning serpents #TEDxToronto
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:37 (1 month ago) Permalink
Eldritch Be'en'@amuchmoreexotic Follow#TEDxToronto Two TED staff just rode past on a tandem crudely made from parts of my bike & others. Laughed at me, shouted sthg abt 'alchemy'
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:38 (1 month ago) Permalink
i am laughing all over again
SMH@stephaniehonour FollowSo interested to get the actual scoop on #TEDxToronto bike theft situation. Weird tweets everywhere #chaos @CP24 get on it!
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:42 (1 month ago) Permalink
loved that buzzfeed piece
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 April 2013 02:40 (1 month ago) Permalink
weird twitter isn't really my thing but a lot of the themes of that piece are applicable to ilx so i really enjoyed it
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 April 2013 02:42 (1 month ago) Permalink
weird piece to dis buzzfeed for considering it was providing useful information material to this discussion
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 6 April 2013 14:28 (1 month ago) Permalink
"here's something that explains what i'm talking about... by a bunch of COWARDS"
btw i think the community wiki at http://www.weirdtwitter.com is a pretty good resource, tons of classic quotes + timelines
― 乒乓, Saturday, 6 April 2013 14:36 (1 month ago) Permalink
wow you're right
― markers, Saturday, 6 April 2013 14:58 (1 month ago) Permalink
@tricialockwood: [...] it's like a punchline to a long mundane joke that everyone else is telling
this seems to me as basically otm as anyone's ever likely to get
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 April 2013 15:03 (1 month ago) Permalink
― 乒乓, Saturday, April 6, 2013 8:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
;alksdfj;asdlfjk I opened this link in a public place!
― Je55e, Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:27 (1 month ago) Permalink
speaking of things open in public places
― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:40 (1 month ago) Permalink
DO NOT click on that link
― Neil S, Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:42 (1 month ago) Permalink
Ah, I haven't actually seen Goatse in so long!
― polyphonic, Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:59 (1 month ago) Permalink
its like an internet homecoming
― ciderpress, Monday, 8 April 2013 15:02 (1 month ago) Permalink
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 18:48 (1 month ago) Permalink
weird twitter vs. adult swim
― am0n, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:50 (1 month ago) Permalink
Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain 1mAnd for those not in know, @DadBoner is possibly the single finest twitter feed in existence.
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:46 (1 month ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/322354458862432256
― 乒乓, Thursday, 11 April 2013 14:31 (1 month ago) Permalink
valkilmer880
― diamonddave85, Thursday, 11 April 2013 15:16 (1 month ago) Permalink
i recommend val kilmer's feed
― ogmor, Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:06 (1 month ago) Permalink
ben shaprio retweets every good looking young woman who tweets at him. he's like the charlie brown facha lil b or something
― goole, Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:07 (1 month ago) Permalink
lady who only tweets to her husband? https://twitter.com/angelemory
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Friday, 12 April 2013 16:51 (1 month ago) Permalink
and Dr. Drew
― HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Friday, 12 April 2013 17:03 (1 month ago) Permalink
bandit @UtilityLimb 19 Oct 11Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE
classic
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:50 (1 month ago) Permalink
― caek, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:50 (1 month ago) Permalink
miss that dude
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 18:38 (1 month ago) Permalink
@SeinfeldToday
not even a little bit funny
― goole, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 18:32 (1 month ago) Permalink
yeah the other one is obv much better but gets old... nothing really has approached @BARTSIMSON_REAL
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 18:33 (1 month ago) Permalink
yeah @seinfeld2000 was awesome initially and even did a final tweet thing and then eventually came back and got old
― balls, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 18:41 (1 month ago) Permalink
http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/top-7-animated-dog-gifs/
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 April 2013 08:40 (1 month ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/326714715382370304
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:48 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
she has been on a three-day tear on this issue. it is amazing
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:50 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
well, and this profundity:
https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/325767583007662080
Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 AprPlease help me in boycotting the new Major League Ultimate Frisbee team @BostonWhitecaps. Natick doesn't need potheads in our backyard.
Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 AprFrisbees are for dogs. Say NO to Major League Ultimate Frisbee.
Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 AprI got Ultimate Frisbee removed from Natick Public School gym classes, I can get it removed from the local sports stadium too.
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:51 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
Debra Jones-O'Brien Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 AprGet @MLUltimate out of the Framingham/Natick area! Please RT to let your voice be heard!
Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 AprHitler used to throw 'crispy discs' to his dog on the beach.
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:52 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
Champzilla @Champzilla 21 Apr@PeanutFreeMom shut up bitch! @BostonWhitecaps rule!!!
Debra Jones-O'Brien Debra Jones-O'Brien @PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr@Champzilla @bostonwhitecaps that is assault. THAT IS ASSAULT!
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:53 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
aaahaha THAT IS ASSAULT!
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:54 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
lol did anyone ever find out who peanutfreemom is
― max, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:57 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
why the hell am I not following peanutfreemom
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:00 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
p sure i read an article once where the author came forward (it's a guy iirc)
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:18 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
When Delaney first followed her the Twitter profile displayed a photograph of "one of those sexy people that you love to hate," he said. He tried to set up dinner with her in Massachusetts where she supposedly lives, but she turned him down and later direct messaged him asking him to stop harassing her.
lol & o_O @ this
― rather ugged man (zvookster), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:26 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:18 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh no don't ruin it for me
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:33 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
@rad_milk is pretty awesome
@rad_milk im a bonified fuck doer. bonified as in i get sexual erections haha. i also enjoy in line skateing
@rad_milk *sees a thing that is almost certainly quite gay* hah wow that is probably very gay. nice.
@rad_milk *busts into the shed hyperventilating after a stressful day at the office* i must...polish...my...POWERTOOL'S
― yellow jacket (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:38 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
i do not get rob delaney's popularity tbh
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:41 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2011/07/twitters-peanut-free-mom-pokes-fun-at-mommy-bloggers.html
well fuck
― goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:43 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
yeah rob delaney sucks
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:46 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
feel like rob delaney's popularity mostly came out of him being in on the ground floor with all the "weird twitter" comedian types, willing to promote them etc., more than him actually being funny?
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:51 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
i understand that twitter is its own unique comedy medium blah blah but from what i've seen his standup is just shockingly bad
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:56 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
he's like that first beatles drummer if he had hung on and become the second beatles drummer
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:04 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
i thought this was potentially a weird twitter account but it turned out to be a beer advertisement!? https://twitter.com/PascalTheFarmer
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:50 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
xpost ha i had never actually subjected myself to his standup until reading that, decided to check some out myself. no wonder he leans on twitter so hard, as a standup he's a slightly dirtier greg behrendt.
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:02 (4 weeks ago) Permalink
yeah his stand up is just dreadful. i like his tweets sometimes though.
― caek, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:29 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/krappslast
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:32 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
that is GREAT
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:38 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
for me to poop on
― am0n, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:48 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
really enjoying feedbuzz lately
http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/the-top-six-craziest-richarddawkins-tweets-of-2013-so-far/http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/the-top-5-lengths-for-numbered-lists/http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/the-top-7-dogs-who-died-in-space/http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/the-5-best-stock-photos-of-arab-children-with-hamburgers/
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:11 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/5-ways-to-talk-to-girls/
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:17 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/the-5-good-types-of-electricity-to-know-about/
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 10:56 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
Top 3 Famous People Who Are Currently Dead, But Weren’t A Decade Ago, Whose Last Names Are The Same Word As Things We Don’t Have Anymore
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:10 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
my favorite one is still http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/5-ways-to-respond-to-do-you-like-malcolm-in-the-middle/
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:12 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
#gangnamstyle
― frogbs, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:20 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
sorry i don't know where else to post this http://www.betcheslovethis.com/article/abbrevs
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:18 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
is it too early for a @dril analysis-appreciation thread?
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
wint @dril 4h#FreeJahar New DHS rule bans Jahar's mom from giving her son a hug. Im crying. Everything is so fucked up.
all for a thread!
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:31 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
don't know what to make of betches love this. it seems bad.
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:59 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
i have the words "BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV" stuck repeating in my head. it's hard to shake bc i am sleep deprived right now
― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:12 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Great payoff on this: http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/top-5-kinds-of-milk/
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:09 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
"5 ways to talk to girls" is unbeatable though
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:15 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Debra Jones-O'Brien (@PeanutFreeMom) tweeted at 5:42 PM on Sun, May 05, 2013:She was a courageous gay tennis player. Show some #respect. "@JennyMikes85: Who the hell is Gabby Giffords and why should I care?”(https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/331177132845846528)ed
― goole, Monday, 6 May 2013 01:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Died, I meant to say.
― goole, Monday, 6 May 2013 01:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, March 21, 2013 7:40 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
elmooooo
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
come on
must be catsup dude
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
That was my theory but he tweeted at him so I'm not sure
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:35 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
omg goole that is amazing
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
no idea how feedbuzz manages to maintain this level of quality http://f.eed.bz/10-steps-i-could-take-to-subvert-this-article-on-the-top-10-videos-of-sleeping-piles-of-puppies/
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:47 (1 week ago) Permalink
prince stolas is maybe a jw bot
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:49 (1 week ago) Permalink
feedbuzz is just a rebranded somethingawful site, not giving it any clicks
― 乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:51 (1 week ago) Permalink
do you have a client installed that tells you what app/service each tweet is coming from?
― markers, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:52 (1 week ago) Permalink
xpost
naw
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:52 (1 week ago) Permalink
hm
― markers, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:53 (1 week ago) Permalink
i just use the websyte or the tiwtter brand apps
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:53 (1 week ago) Permalink
lol me too
― markers, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:54 (1 week ago) Permalink
― 乒乓, Saturday, May 11, 2013 1:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wtf do you think tweetcru is
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:05 (1 week ago) Permalink
somethingawful, like the onion, is a lot funnier in 140 characters or less
― 乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:06 (1 week ago) Permalink
this is obv why the onion's twitter account is the crowning jewel of its media empire.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:42 (1 week ago) Permalink
Nobody reads an onion article past the headline
― 乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:47 (1 week ago) Permalink
mtv video game short attention span generation etc.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:47 (1 week ago) Permalink
nah like 1 out of every 50 onion articles are worth reading from start to finish, most of them feel overly workshopped, best move they did was moving to that paragraph format, i actually do read the entire paragaraph (only sometimes)
― 乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:49 (1 week ago) Permalink
anyone who thinks those feedbuzz articles are funnier than even the most average onion article is drunk
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:32 (1 week ago) Permalink
that site is literally a one-shot gag
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:33 (1 week ago) Permalink
you could say the same thing about @KattWillFerrell but that would miss the point entirely.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:22 (1 week ago) Permalink
the average onion article is pretty funny wtf
― balls, Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:48 (1 week ago) Permalink
yeah dayo you're nuts
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:51 (1 week ago) Permalink
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, May 11, 2013 8:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
thats also p lame
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 May 2013 05:30 (1 week ago) Permalink
itt mom and dad fite
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 12 May 2013 07:34 (1 week ago) Permalink
lol i love kattwillferrell
― max, Sunday, 12 May 2013 12:39 (1 week ago) Permalink
some of the weird twitter dudes are getting into it with a libertarian psychotic econoblog troll i 'follow'. worlds collide.
― goole, Monday, 13 May 2013 04:48 (1 week ago) Permalink
haha who would that be
btw i think val kilmer possesses the finest account on twitter
― 乒乓, Monday, 13 May 2013 11:54 (1 week ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/333785323861581824
there's... a lot more
― goole, Monday, 13 May 2013 13:05 (1 week ago) Permalink
the bro_pair/yglesias 'feud' has been literally my favorite internet thing
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 16:44 (1 week ago) Permalink
love a photo from val
― ogmor, Monday, 13 May 2013 17:35 (1 week ago) Permalink
bro_pair is a little much for me, also wrote a horrendous article about yacht rock for jacobin
― max, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:02 (1 week ago) Permalink
bro pair is the glenn greenwald of weird twitter, 90% denunciations
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:04 (1 week ago) Permalink
is he the same guy as mobute or just a guy who's like exactly the same
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 13 May 2013 18:04 (1 week ago) Permalink
who can say really
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:05 (1 week ago) Permalink
also wrote a horrendous article about yacht rock for jacobin
― max, Monday, May 13, 2013 6:02 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 18:25 (1 week ago) Permalink
ya i had to unfollow bro pair at one point, 2 much
― 乒乓, Monday, 13 May 2013 19:13 (1 week ago) Permalink
this article is still so ridic http://jacobinmag.com/2012/09/the-yacht-rock-counterrevolution/
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 13 May 2013 19:46 (1 week ago) Permalink
Haha wow
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 13 May 2013 20:09 (1 week ago) Permalink
by General Gandhi
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 20:35 (1 week ago) Permalink
No, the importance of that mummery of an awards ceremony was not musical, but political and cultural – what it reflected about the garden of nightmares America had become.
lol gtfo here with that
― a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 May 2013 20:49 (1 week ago) Permalink
i loved that article, it was barmy
― caek, Monday, 13 May 2013 21:54 (1 week ago) Permalink
jerry icy @dangerousneil 30 Apr 12is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]
― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Monday, 13 May 2013 22:19 (1 week ago) Permalink
everybody otm re: bro pair. i like mobute (though that gawker self-doxxing was the ugliest voluntary unmasking since kiss was promoting lick it up).
― balls, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 05:15 (1 week ago) Permalink
mobute can turn a phrase. his breitbart obit was all time.
otoh this bro_pair brendle faceoff was great: http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/04/point-counterpoint-is-satire-even-thing.html
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 05:26 (1 week ago) Permalink
stolas @prince_stolas 3m@WIZARDISHUNGRY Your tail, if any, turns ruby and has an orgasm, then you become a teenager.
tryna throw us off the trail
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 01:13 (1 week ago) Permalink
Greg @weedguy420bonerPussy look like a *slowed down voice* soft shell crab
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:08 (6 hours ago) Permalink
my favorite variant of that joke:
Celebrity@FamousCeleb*puffs on pipe* *turns pipe around and points while stroking chin with other hand* *clears throat* Pussy Look Like Fold Up Piece Of Ham
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:19 (6 hours ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/_yourdm
― 0808ɹƃ (silby), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 06:40 (2 hours ago) Permalink