DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

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nakhchivan, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

didn't want the charlie gilmour sentence to get lost in the shuffle

caek, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

also: bombardier trains, dismantling the welfare state, etc.

caek, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

booming title

so brycey (history mayne), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

we had a chance...to make a change for the better...

Dear Projectionist (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

CANNESED was genius, tracer

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, in a supposedly left-wing paper, sexist shit like that. ^^^^ "Grow some balls." I can't even...

Karen D. Tregaskin, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

she's standing on a stack of newspapers because women are short

so brycey (history mayne), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

*curtseys*

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

Gilmour kid reminds me of someone...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54089000/jpg/_54089114_jex_1108940_de27-1.jpg

there is no dave only cool (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

lol
also xp to a whole other thread but, y'huh, psyched for more caek scoops. i don't really understand journalistic practices on this kind of thing - isn't it the kind of thing that a la ryan giggs' marriage, should be being flagrantly discussed piecemeal on twitte?

Aa Bb Obscure Dull Blue (#000066) (schlump), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

murdoch meeting the dowlers this a'noon...anonymous tipoff

LocalGarda, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

from me i mean

LocalGarda, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

Dowlers, please surreptitiously tape the meeting.

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

Sometimes I wonder how anyone over 25 takes Laurie Penny seriously.[NB: the cenotaph incident wasn't what he was jailed for]

True but...

Passing sentence, Judge Nicholas Price QC accepted that Gilmour's behaviour at the Cenotaph did not form part of the violent disorder, but accused him of disrespect to the war dead.

Seems v. harsh - does he have any previous?

that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

friend of a friend who has a brother in the know just let me know that police have opened an investigation into r brooks' involvement in maddie abduction, also got me google plus invites

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

None. Dumbfuck judge, my taxpayer friends and I really don't want to hear your opinion on matters outside the actual charge. Hope they appeal. xp

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

Fair point. Judge had no cause to mention cenotaph at all.

Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:00 (twelve years ago) link

The judge gave another student 12 months last week for throwing a stick.

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/9128855.Talented_student_jailed_over_riot/

that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

Judicial appointments
Senior Circuit Judge Appointment - Price QC

11 July 2011

The Lord Chancellor, the Right Honourable Kenneth Clarke QC MP has appointed His Honour Judge Nicholas Peter Lees Price QC to be a Senior Circuit Judge, Resident Judge based at Kingston Crown Court Centre effect from Monday 11 July 2011.

hmmn

nakhchivan, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

They're charged with 'violent disorder' rather than criminal damage, which means the penalties are much more severe. Being part of a large group and being in a public place are aggravating factors.

The whole area of the law is extremely controversial as you're not really being judged on the acts you carried out but the wider context of the event. Someone got five years, a while back, for throwing stones at police during a 'riot'.

модный хипстер (ShariVari), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

i see that martin rowson still hasn't mastered the felt tip

Ward Fowler, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

3.47pm: Breaking: David Cameron hosted Andy Coulson at Chequers this spring after his resignation in January ... More details soon ...

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

He was calling him his friend a week ago

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

don't forget The Official Newscorp/UK end of season finale/Rebekah Brooks did 9/11 thread

probably not going to keep murdoch and uk politics completely separate (am i right?!?!), but started another thread because the newscorp stuff going international and it was drowning out good honest tory scum news.

caek, Friday, 15 July 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

OK, to repost (which is disappointing) I notice that this thread has managed to spend even less time on the defense review than the mainstream media. Do people really have nothing to say? (I spent my afternoon with journos and people waiting to lose their jobs) It's another tory attack on Scotland, but this time it leaves British armed forces in an impossible position.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

As a lily-livered pacifist type, I'm not entirely unhappy that cuts are being made in defence spending, but yes, this whole thing sounds like it has fucked an entire community over. DOn't seem to be any real plans for creating new jobs there.

scraping wheatus off the wheel (NickB), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

I come from an air force family btw and spent my childhood on various bases, so I appreciated what a huge thing this is for the people that live there.

scraping wheatus off the wheel (NickB), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, me too - I've lived my whole life on or near RAF bases (and I'm a lily-livered pacifist too, though I've recently decided on certain revolutionary exceptions). But Fox even referred to the SNP's (very unlikely to succeed) threat of independence as a reason for the decision. He's punishing communities for how they vote.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

Hadn't caught that aspect of it, but Fox has always been a huge cock.

Should say best wishes to you and yours dowd, dunno what you do but I hope yr okay.

scraping wheatus off the wheel (NickB), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

It's kinda up in the air at the mo, but cheers.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

i had thought the scots wanted uk armed forces off their patch??

so brycey (history mayne), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

Doubtless some of them do - the minority who support independence. But no-one in communities around these bases wants them to go. We should have found another of Ewen MacGregor's siblings to protect Leuchars, as they (thankfully) did Lossiemouth.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

Quite sad about this. I worked at Leuchars for 8 years and had a great time, still know a few people there and hope things will work out ok for them.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

Brooks's husband Charlie says bag belonged to him not Rebekah. Spokesman says: "A cleaner thought it was rubbish and put it in the bin.

What cleaner throws a computer in a bin? loool

prolego, Monday, 18 July 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

scotland hates tories, tories hate us. this will never change.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

also the nats don't want rid of the brit armed forces, salmond campaigned against this iirc.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, he did - he gave a speech n the village hall across the road from my house. The SNP's position was that we've already lost a base, so expecting Scotland to bear 2 of it's 3 bases closed was ridiculous, so both Lossiemouth and Leuchars should stay open.

At least it will be quieter here - the Typhoons are noisy as hell. Now it'll just be rifle drills and the odd helicopter (assuming the vague ideas about an army barracks come to fruition, and even then it'll probably be about five years)

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

imo the defence review is classic osbornomics, ie unserious. it wasn't a real review: if they don't want the uk to be one of the big clubs, they should make that case, but doing it as part of a defence review *and then launching into a new war* was just derrrrrrrrrrrrp.

so brycey (history mayne), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

Fox kept responding to questions by saying things like 'in order to achieve a regular/reservist proportion similar to the US we have to...' but he never explained why such a ratio was desirable. Of course, it's all about the £££'s, but he should have the guts to say so.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

November 2006:

Shadow Olympics minister Hugh Robertson said: "The secretary of state has admitted to a 40% increase.

"She has failed to disclose the true cost of VAT, contingency, building cost inflation and security, much of which was entirely predictable at the time of the bid.

"Today's increase is just a starting point. While the figures remain ambiguous, we can only expect further increases."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6167504.stm

July 2011:

The Olympic Delivery Authority has announced 88% of the building programme for London 2012 is now complete.

It has also been announced the anticipated final cost of the project fell by £16m during the last quarter.

This has prompted Sports Minister Hugh Robertson to say for the first time he is "confident" the project will come in under its £9.3bn budget.

He said: "With one year to go construction is 88% complete, ahead of time and under budget."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14201730

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

NHS services opened to competition

stet, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

FUCK THESE PEOPLE.

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

Wheelchair services an interesting choice for the first round, given Cameron's been talking about his troubles with them.

stet, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

Seriously, fuck these guys. They know it's completely buried.

emil.y, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

I hear Champneys in Tring treats people in wheelchairs well...

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

Interesting choice of day to announce this eh?

a million anons (onimo), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

The Guardian has the Lansley announcement story on page 15, the Independent on page 21, The Times on page 17 and the Daily Mail on page 31. And that's your lot.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

iirc this was something that was going to happen. and now it has happened, kind of thing.

only bad dog on the street (history mayne), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 08:14 (twelve years ago) link

Osborne's lost his (Jonny) marbles?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 11:34 (twelve years ago) link

Dorset County Council is closing 9 of its 34 libraries, with 11 of those left to be run by unpaid volunteers and community groups.

Apparently it's OK because 75 per cent of Dorset residents never set foot inside a library.

Wonder what the percentage of primary school age children is. Oh.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

They all vote Tory down there anyway, so fuck 'em, they're getting what they voted for

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

those primary school age child tory voters are the fuckin worst

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

Let them take it up with their parents

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

d-cam is editing the next issue of the big issue o_0 o_0

whose ideas was that? good god

lex pretend, Friday, 22 July 2011 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

sure that's "editing" and not "selling" ?

graveshitwave (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

get on with running the country into the ground you prick

ledge, Friday, 22 July 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, in this current situation, that's bound to be a good idea.

Next up, Harold Shipman opens his own old people's home...

Mark G, Friday, 22 July 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

d-cam is editing the next issue of the big issue o_0 o_0

whose ideas was that?

[Big Issue founder, John] Bird revealed in 2010 "My guilty secret is that I’m really a working class Tory. There, I’ve said it. I’d love to be a liberal because they’re the nice people but it’s really hard work – I can’t swallow their gullibility and I think their ideas are stupid. I’d love to be someone who wonders around in a kind of Utopian paradise seeing only the good in everybody but I just can’t. I support capital punishment for a start. I know this will destroy my reputation among middle-class liberals but I’m 64 now and I should be able to breathe a bit. Wearing the corsetry of liberalism means that every now and then you have to take it off."

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 22 July 2011 10:44 (twelve years ago) link

My guilty secret is that I’m really a working class Tory

Form what i've seen of this guy over the years I wouldn't exactly call that a secret

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 22 July 2011 10:46 (twelve years ago) link

"working class"

graveshitwave (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2011 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

Is that the British meaning of 'liberal' or the American definition?

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Friday, 22 July 2011 10:53 (twelve years ago) link

US I imagine, I assume the sneer used when saying it is the same in any case

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 22 July 2011 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

Getting people to sell your product without having to worry about if they have enough to pay their mortgages...

Mark G, Friday, 22 July 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

Plus, of course, being pure 'profit-share' means the minimum wage doesn't apply, right?

Mark G, Friday, 22 July 2011 10:56 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not slagging the whole enterprise, just defining it.

Mark G, Friday, 22 July 2011 10:56 (twelve years ago) link

I used to write for the Big Issue in the '90s. I seldom see people buying them with the same enthusiasm today.

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Friday, 22 July 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, it's only middle-class liberals who wonder around in a kind of Utopian paradise seeing only the good in everybody who seem to buy it these days

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 22 July 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

The rest of us have taken our corsets off and say "no thanks"

Mark G, Friday, 22 July 2011 11:10 (twelve years ago) link

Huhne's a naughty boy then?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 22 July 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

Re: RAF Leuchars

Dowd / Billy Dods - please email me at albaba at gmail dot com if you're interested in writing a short blogpost about the closure for this series:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/series/the-cuts-get-personal

... or could put me in touch with someone who might be.

Cheers

Alba, Monday, 25 July 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

Does ilx just not have a norway massarcre thread? Or am I being dense looking at sna?

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 July 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

2011 Oslo/Utoeya Norway attacks

Gukbe, Monday, 25 July 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

Cheers.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 July 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

What an amazing old duffer:

A DISTINGUISHED barrister has called on Theresa May to ban “left-wing” marches in Piccadilly after damage to the Ritz at anti-cuts protests earlier this year.

John Beveridge QC (pictured) co-founder and chairman of amenity group the St James’s Conservation Trust, said such marches attracted “ragtag” protesters who “become violent and urinate all over the place”.

He added: “I have written to the Home Secretary, who has responded in the usual pusillanimous and ambiguous way, that these marches should be sent on routes that don’t take them past Fortnum and Mason and Cartier and the Ritz, that pass ordinary shops that won’t so inflame them. There’s no fun for them in attacking Safeway or Costcutter, but they love beating up the Ritz.

“The Home Secretary should have a bit more political guts and say that this type of march must be diverted elsewhere.”

http://www.westendextra.com/news/2011/jul/keep-activist-protests-away-ritz-says-john-beveridge-qc-common-sense-restrict-marches

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 06:33 (twelve years ago) link

ahem, safeway haven't existed in the UK for a decade or thereabouts?

i'm not a lawyer, but i play one on a messageboard (stevie), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 07:05 (twelve years ago) link

Think the 73 year-old barister might be a little out-of-touch.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 07:14 (twelve years ago) link

Personally I want my protesters to be urinating everywhere!

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 08:56 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14315442

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

can't wait for the next series of the thick of it:

Steve Hilton, David Cameron’s enigmatic strategy director, has startled colleagues by proposing the abolition of maternity leave and all consumer rights legislation, as part of an initiative to inject life into Britain’s sluggish economy.Mr Hilton’s crusade against employment legislation also saw him suggest that Mr Cameron just ignore European labour regulations on temporary workers, prompting an exasperated exchange with Jeremy Heywood, Downing Street’s permanent secretary.
“Steve asked why the PM had to obey the law,” said one Whitehall insider of a meeting in March to discuss the government’s growth strategy. “Jeremy had to explain that if David Cameron breaks the law he could be put in prison.”
Mr Hilton is highly admired by Mr Cameron for his original thinking, but the shaven-headed policy guru’s friends admit that three-quarters of his ideas fail to get off the drawing board – to the relief of colleagues.

even the FT raising an eyebrow there.

joe, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

but they love beating up the Ritz.

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where lefties have fits
Beating up the Ritz.

Keep shouting sir, we'll find you (DavidM), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit the thick of it best come back now

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 28 July 2011 07:55 (twelve years ago) link

That Thick of It special must have been thrown off course so many times in the last 18 months or so. The level of rewriting going on must have been ridiculous.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 July 2011 08:47 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/the-staggers/2011/07/blue-labour-conservative-mood

These people are the most appalling cocks.

Matt DC, Friday, 29 July 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

who? the SWP, Blu Labor or Mandy?

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 July 2011 10:41 (twelve years ago) link

i know what the answer is really :)

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 July 2011 10:41 (twelve years ago) link

'all of them' iirc

only bad dog on the street (history mayne), Friday, 29 July 2011 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

Conservative MP Jacob Rees-Mogg, who was at Oxford University at the same time as Mrs Mensch, insisted he had only ever witnessed her enjoying a "small glass of sherry".

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 30 July 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

Presumably the stern, disapproving glare of Jacob Rees-Mogg's nanny ensured that she behaved appropriately when in his vicinity.

HIS BODY IS FAT BECAUSE HE HAVE BIG HEART (ShariVari), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:26 (twelve years ago) link

class bigotry is a terrible thing so i take no pleasure in wanting to set Jacob Rees-Mogg's tweed suit on fire

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:28 (twelve years ago) link

"I saw her taking snuff occasionally but what's wrong with that?"

a more annuated ilx user (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:56 (twelve years ago) link

oh jacob she was never gonna share her coke with you ;_;

lex pretend, Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:59 (twelve years ago) link

tottenham appears to be burning

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

needs more 'comedians' with pies.

Mark G, Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

i agree, they are needed, right in the middle of the flames

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

all of them

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

the guardian article on it is so (maybe understandably on account of haste &c) weirdly written and sorta funny? it has lots of parts that are like Some were sighted with a television and an electric guitar, and quotes some guy being all 'looks like this is going to get pretty tasty'

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/G95ym.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicohogg

nakhchivan, Sunday, 7 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0689dhH0un55L/x610.jpg

caek, Sunday, 7 August 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dAI3PGgaa10N/610x.jpg

caek, Sunday, 7 August 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

RIP Wood Green Shopping City.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 7 August 2011 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

80s revival complete then.

Meanwhile:

A government minister has claimed that opposition to proposed planning law reforms is driven by "left-wingers" within pressure groups "picking a fight with the Government".

Organisations like the National Trust and the Council for the Protection of Rural England (CPRE) have spoken out against the planned changes.

The National Trust has signalled its "grave concerns" over the planning reforms, warning that the proposed changes "could lead to unchecked and damaging development in the undesignated countryside on a scale not seen since the 1930s".

And the CPRE has warned that the planning system is "under attack from the Government's planning reforms", which would lead to the protection of precious countryside being "seriously weakened". The reforms are designed to streamline the rules surrounding new developments, cutting the current 1,300 pages of national planning policy to just 52. Councils will be told there should be a "presumption for development".

The CPRE has warned that the changes represent "the biggest shake-up of planning for over 50 years" and will "place the countryside under increasing threat and leave local communities and planning authorities largely powerless in the face of developer pressure".

Asked about opposition to the changes, planning minister Bob Neill told the Daily Telegraph: "This is a carefully choreographed smear campaign by left-wingers based within the national headquarters of pressure groups. This is more about a small number of interest groups trying to justify their own existence, going out of their way by picking a fight with Government."

First that one dude wants to abolish maternity rights, now this guy thinks the National Trust are Marxist insurgents. Shaping up to be one of the great Tory governments.

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 August 2011 07:19 (twelve years ago) link

lol Nick Cohen

James Mitchell, Sunday, 7 August 2011 07:41 (twelve years ago) link

haha yeah

caek, Sunday, 7 August 2011 07:55 (twelve years ago) link

events dear boy, events

Neil S, Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:18 (twelve years ago) link

lol poor nick cohen, i kind of feel for him (but not that much cuz it was a dumb argument to be making in the first place)

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

like, nothing about this should remotely come as a surprise.

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

not sure this riot is about the_recession tbf

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

obvi i can see laurie penny or paul mason saying it is...

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

not sure this riot is about the_recession tbf

think we can file this one under broken britain

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

p interested in the backstory about the incident in which the guy got shot; like potentially another roaring PR success for the police?

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

people are out there fighting to bring about a new socio-political order and you're here quibbling. for shame.

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

i still don't know what it's ~about~, i wasn't there and there seems to be a lot of...agenda projection going on. but it's not a surprise that kids who don't have much, and who don't have much to do, both of which have been exacerbated of late, and who have been seeing rioting and/or protesting become a possible action, an option to vent their anger (whatever this anger is actually based on), will do this.

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:36 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not shedding too many tears for owners of e.g. PC World, but then on the other hand having your already poverty-stricken neighbourhood trashed by looting doesn't sound much fun. All the predictable Twitter schadenfreude is pretty disgusting too.

Neil S, Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

I'm watching the news right now and the BBC just finished interviewing an excellent youth worker called Symon who pointed out the difference between 'remembering long-ago events' eg Broadwater Farm and the 'collective memory' experienced by the locals. He also explained it all kicked off when a 16-year-old girl got truncheoned by the cops at the vigil held by the dead man's family, which media are trying to bump back to 'rumours'.

Also SMH at the media's use of the term 'community leader' as I've never, ever known it to be applied to a white person.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 09:40 (twelve years ago) link

Recessions in popular memory mean 3 million or more out of work. Britain's unemployment figures have remained low.

ok this is a pretty fuckin' weird statement from cohen. official unemployment is about two and a half million. that's not low, it's scandalous, probably the biggest standing condemnation of british policy-makers and business elite going.

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 10:08 (twelve years ago) link

Can't believe Nick Cohen would write fatuous bullshit....

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 10:40 (twelve years ago) link

At Wood Green now. Targets were carefully selected for economic value - phones, cosmetics, etc. One exception was Brook Brothers employment agency which had its windows smashed in. Not sure what significance that may have.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:05 (twelve years ago) link

what dyou mean? by any of that?

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

(they 'carefully selected' a shop beneath where one of my fbook friends lives; she was evacuated and the street is still off-limits.)

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:16 (twelve years ago) link

Apologies if it wasn't clear, i was posting via Blackberry earlier. The shops that were targeted for looting / damage were the ones where people could carry away large amounts of high-value goods relatively easily (Carphone Warehouse, Body Shop, Vision Express, etc). The only notable exception i saw that was pure property damage with no obvious financial motive was Brook Brothers. I'm not sure whether that was a deliberate thing (objecting to the lack of suitable jobs in the area and the attitude of the company in question) or whether it was random. Not a lot else looked random.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

well, just cos it's opportunistic doesn't mean people aren't going to have an eye for the main chance.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

acc to a sociological paper i read a while back, the only disturbances where you see properly random property damage are drunken post-sports-victory celebrations.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:34 (twelve years ago) link

it's sort of hard not to hit your 'target' when the target is 'the political and economic system we live under'

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

(their data was from US newspapers between the 1960s and 2000s, criteria for 'disturbance' were iirc numbers over a dozen, police presence.)

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcwUyZ68C0k

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:44 (twelve years ago) link

Surprising lack of people wanking themselves into a frenzy about how cool it all is, unlike the Bristol riots a couple of months ago. A bit too close to home for the insurrection tourists, perhaps?

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:47 (twelve years ago) link

I think past a certain level it's difficult to call what is and isn't a "random" act of destruction - what might at the start be targeted can slip way out of control as a kind of chaotic momentum takes hold.

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

not sure this riot is about the_recession tbf

Pretty sure it doesn't help the situation much. Welcome to Tory Britain, Thatcherkids!

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

Surprising lack of people wanking themselves into a frenzy about how cool it all is, unlike the Bristol riots a couple of months ago. A bit too close to home for the insurrection tourists, perhaps?

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Be inspired by the scenes in #tottenham, and rise up in your own neighbourhood. 100 people in every area = the way we can beat the feds.
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sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

Weirdly, the lead clip Sky was using appeared to show a whole bunch of Orthodox Jewish geezers either running to or from the riot

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

ugh stfu jody mcintyre

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

it's not a surprise that kids who don't have much, and who don't have much to do, both of which have been exacerbated of late, and who have been seeing rioting and/or protesting become a possible action, an option to vent their anger (whatever this anger is actually based on), will do this.

this is otm imo - it may not be 'about' the_recession but we are currently in a situation in which protest-becomes-riot has become an available part of the repertoire, and i do think that's related to the_recession and the current govt's economic/social policies and how people have so far reacted to them.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:10 (twelve years ago) link

isn't this riot because the police shot someone?

caek, Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

Yes. It's really that simnple. No need to analyse it further. Let's not worry orurselves over it.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

the protest was because the police shot someone. the fact that is became a riot might have more complex causation.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

the fact that it became a riot, i mean.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

well yes. but the more complex causation seems to more to do with how the protest was handled on the ground, rather than s&p downgrading US debt to AA+ or the murdoch stuff.

i'm not watching the uk news at the moment, so this could be bollocks but my impression from reading the papers is this riot would have happened if the shooting was in 2008 or 1997 or whenever. not true?

caek, Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

absolutely not saying it's unimportant by the way. the metropolitan police are the most disgusting savages imo.

caek, Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:23 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe (xp)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not watching the uk news at the moment, so this could be bollocks but my impression from reading the papers is this riot would have happened if the shooting was in 2008 or 1997 or whenever. not true?

no-one has enough facts yet imho. it's not like life on a tottenham estate was rosy in either of those years. but i would maybe venture that the police have become progressive more aggressive and insensitive over time. but so far the only voices i've heard have been from middle-class commentators.

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

but so far the only voices i've heard have been from middle-class commentators.

Uh, just saw a minister from the local area giving not so much an interview as a tub-thumping sermon to a reporter, his voice getting louder as he went on, I think if I'd opened my window I might have heard his voice

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

Friends and family of the shooting victim (shot by CO19 cops) went to protest peacefully at the station; they also hoped to 'get some answers'. Altercations began after a 16 year old girl who approached the police was truncheoned by an officer. In my opinion, there will always be flare-ups when police are seen to be violent and dismissive of ordinary people's concerns. Whether these incidents spiral out into actual riots depends on a huge set of circumstances, but the fear and insecurity we're all feeling at the moment must be exponentially worse for people who are poor and judged as worthless by leaders who condescend to them.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:39 (twelve years ago) link

that sounds plausible. its the clobbering a teenage girl part -- taking it at face-value -- that has the hallmark of the met.

i don't think it's wise to weigh in on the shooting/demand for answers part.

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

hatred of the police is a universal constant so i think caek otm up there

Once Were Moderators (DG), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

^^^the shooting details I'm referencing come from reports published in the Guardian papers - the NE London local newspaper group, not the Grauniad - before last night's events.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

Perfect storm of poisonous factors I think. This could easily have happened under Labour's watch but I'm not sure the conditions were as ripe for something to ignite as they are right now.

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

i think this guardian piece was prescient and important http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jul/29/gang-violence-rises-as-councils-cut-youth-services

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

my impression from reading the papers is this riot would have happened if the shooting was in 2008 or 1997 or whenever. not true?

have there not been similar police shootings in the past five years? i assumed that there would have been.

those facts at that point were still in the future (c sharp major), Sunday, 7 August 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

The narrative has been that the guy was well respected on the estate and not normally associated with violence. How much of that is true, it's difficult to say, but it seems to have added something to the protests and subsequent rioting.

It's difficult to ignore the economic / social backdrop to the events, and they're likely to get worse over the next couple of years, but there's a danger in romanticising the period between 1997 and 2010. There were progressive steps forward in policing and, to a degree, in job creation, but the whole area has always been poverty-stricken and marginalised. As with 1985, if this is an expression of a broader anger, it's not one that started bubbling up when share prices started to fall.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:05 (twelve years ago) link

The narrative has been that the guy was well respected on the estate and not normally associated with violence.

also (according to tha intarnet) he was arrested then executed on the spot, a claim which i am sceptical of but wonder how widespread it is IRL

Once Were Moderators (DG), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

the zero books contingent is saying that, yes. seems murky as hell to me, which is exactly why it's best to wait for some kind of more or less thorough report... but the same dudes are also saying that you would never be able to trust an official report. i half-agree, but it does leave you in the position of taking sides without having a fucking clue what you're talking about.

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

RT @GatezArtist: The Enfield loot is a #EpicFail looool man are getting nicked and planking on to of the police cars with handcuffs on

James Mitchell, Sunday, 7 August 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

Presumably it's not controversial that riots tend to be about more than their immediate trigger? I mean, if this shooting had happened a couple of years ago perhaps nothing would have happened, but added to cuts and youth unemployment it becomes a trigger. I don't know how you would go about proving this though.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Sunday, 7 August 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

7.35pm: Initial ballistics tests on the bullet that lodged in a police officer's radio when Mark Duggan died on Thursday night show it was a police issue bullet, the Guardian understands.

ruh-roh

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

Perspective from a local teacher here.

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

Dum Dum bullets - so named because they were used in the Bengal mutiny of 1857.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

Oh my goodness. So she refuses to draw conclusions about the police murdering someone until there is an inquiry, but somehow she manages to know, without speaking to any of them, without even leaving her house, presumably by ESP, that the rioters were entirely "greedy" and "lazy" and not at all "angry."

I feel sorry for her students, to be taught by someone who doesn't seem able to grasp that someone might have direct experience of institutionalised racism without knowing the actual term.

Someone is dead, and her reaction is basically "oh noes, my property values!" Not much sympathy TBH.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Sunday, 7 August 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

heh dumdum bullets are called that cos they were invented at a place called Dum Dum (long after the mutiny)

'police issue' is a bit vague

Once Were Moderators (DG), Sunday, 7 August 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Dum Dum is right by Kolkata airport! A friend of mine used to spend summers visiting grandparents there.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

Also, reading the comments on the Graunblog (I know...) it's ironilol to see the green ink brigade make too much of the text from Duggan to his partner that mentioned he was being 'tailed by Feds'. Apparently use of this jargon makes one a hardened criminal. Apparently these people live in ignorance of widespread young/urban London slang terms.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

I'm trying to work out what's going on in Brixton right now, it seems to be mostly smoke and rumours.

There was something earlier about trouble kicking off at the festival (retracted a few minutes later by the same tweeter) but there have been way more sirens than usual screaming up over the hill. Most people just say there's a huge police presence but little else.

Then some joker decided it would be hilarious to post a picture of a burned-out H&M from Wood Green or Enfield or somewhere, and claim it was Brixton H&M and since then there's been nothing but people freaking out, and other people saying it was a mistagged picture and nothing is going on in Brixton, except one arrest at the festival. Someone even posted a picture of themselves standing in the middle of a (deserted) Coldharbour Lane, saying "does this look like a riot?" I suppose this is the problem with social media, that it can spread on the ground reports really quickly, but it can also spread lies and misinformation so quickly.

The irony is, of course, that Morrissey is playing the Brixton Academy tonight. If there's one person one would really *love* to see get caught in a massive 80s style riot... no, I can't even think it, it would just be tempting fate. I'm not even going to joke.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

Ha! In fact, Coldharbour Lane is actually closed off for a street party after the festival. Didn't stop the helicopters roaring overhead.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

Oh my goodness. So she refuses to draw conclusions about the police murdering someone until there is an inquiry, but somehow she manages to know, without speaking to any of them, without even leaving her house, presumably by ESP, that the rioters were entirely "greedy" and "lazy" and not at all "angry."... Someone is dead, and her reaction is basically "oh noes, my property values!" Not much sympathy TBH.

I don't think she's saying that though? She's presenting polarised opinions that surely exist. But yeah there's a weird lack of empathy there - an acknowledgement that some of her young black pupils will be hassled by the police and at the same time playing that down or outright dismissing it. Mutual lack of trust between police and kids on the street is poisonous as hell but it's not as if the police are innocent in all that.

The other strand of the post is more cogent I think - there'll be local, working class people will have lost their jobs as a result of this. Not saying that's more important than someone being shot (and really not wise to speculate on that, we don't know anything), riots damage the community or communities in the area even if the rage is directed elsewhere (at the police, largely).

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitpic.com/62lw0t

nakhchivan, Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

so it's kicked off in enfield now?

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

Amid all this, Boris is staying on holiday.

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

as is d-cam, who just flew his private tennis coach out to italy

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

there are pro tennis players who can't afford a travelling coach

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

On one hand WTF BORIS YOUR CITY IS IN FLAMES, on the other, can you imagine anyone less likely to make a meaningful contribution?

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/may2008/0/7/BEA88AA6-CD00-E05E-DC329B3F5CDB68FF.jpg
Just point your hose thingys over there, ok, super.

Ned Trifle X, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

lol
xp

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

Waltham Cross now says twitter.

Ned Trifle X, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

westfield too

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

Mate just texted me to tell me trouble in Walthamstow High St and to stay indoors. Haven't noticed any noise, maybe it's the other end? There's a bunch of people on the corner of my road and the High St, but that's not unusual

Operation Pooting (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

Just saw that selbourne walk was being targeted in e17. Hearing plenty of sirens now at the top of cryPal

problem chimp (Porkpie), Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

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lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

Palace sirens have got to be something else surely?

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

think a lot of this might be bullshit/wishful thinking

Once Were Moderators (DG), Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

just heard something is going on outside parliament http://twitpic.com/hindenburg.jpg

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

Matt, wind carries the sirens miles and to be honest I hear plenty most nights, just had a couple of bursts of lots though which is unusual. Right now though it's all v quiet, no plane traffic, no helicopters.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

Meanwhile David Cameron has gone back to a bar in Tuscany to sort out a misunderstanding about a tip.
http://news.sky.com/home/article/16045391

Ned Trifle X, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

i guess he's thinking, may as well use this currency as it won't be worth a damn in a week

there are reasons why maybe the PM should not be on holiday right now, but the riot isn't the biggest

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/shobz/status/100353100778438656

nakhchivan, Sunday, 7 August 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

0017: Update via jc54322 on Twitter, Hemel Hempstead is not on fire.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 8 August 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

0208: Yes, the kissing couple picture was from Vancouver, thanks to all pointing it out via Twitter – my fault for not checking it first!

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

lol http://twitpic.com/62pr98

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitpic.com/62pt9a

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

http://yfrog.com/j19kqz

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitpic.com/62m4ox

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitpic.com/62q1p0

this is pretty significant now i guess? stratford, edmonton too....someone on twitter says police w/ smgs in streatham

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

smgs? lol not buying that.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

yah that was firsthand but signal to noise pretty lopsided right now....

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

A
C
A
B

All cops are bastards.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 8 August 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

lol

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

i feel bad for falling asleep through it last night :/

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 07:58 (twelve years ago) link

the real root of the riots is not the cuts/coalition etc, its police brutality in the black community, an ongoing issue. so so so fucking weird to see no mention of this in any paper.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/aug/07/tottenham-riot-community-destruction

ok i found one

guess we should get ready for more riots across london and england asap then

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:13 (twelve years ago) link

xp otm. that's what i was getting at last night. kind of feel like these riots are being appropriated by the ~chattering classes~.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 08:14 (twelve years ago) link

people want to see it as a response to the coalition but its not, or rather it wasnt. most (white) people just arent aware of how deep this issue goes in the black community. they knew there was something dodgy about the shooting so they protested. other people just used it as an opportunity to start something else. im not supporting the riots nor what opportunists did but i dont really know what a more constructive way to deal with it is. fact is this sort of thing explodes periodically and i suppose this weekend was the latest explosion before it bubbles back under again.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:17 (twelve years ago) link

2 phone shops... No, just passed a 3rd at Streatham Hill broken into, JD Sports ransacked in central Streatham. Honestly when I went to bed, there were dozens of reports that there wasn't rioting in Brixton so wonder what happened after I went to bed.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:22 (twelve years ago) link

teenagers get some free trainers. justice is served!

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:25 (twelve years ago) link

i think the police being the root of this rings v true. and this is against the backdrop of an erosion of whatever authority the met had over the past few months: violence and thuggery at ground level (tomlinson, smiley culture), corruption at the top (hacking). which maybe played a role in triggering the situation to tip beyond chronic distrust into full-scale rioting?

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 08:29 (twelve years ago) link

Well, at least the powers-that-be will be gratified that The Ritz escaped attack in preference to the branch of Aldi. Did someone 'refuse' permission to use The Mall/Picadilly for the protest?

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

Reports of Walthamstow BHS being set on fire turned out to be wildly exaggerated, I think there was a broken window and the entrance is cordoned off. Barclays bank also had a window put through, but that seems to have been it.

Crowd of hoodies gathered on my street corner around midnight with police vans driving through sporadically, there were sirens going off til at least 3am when I finally managed to fall asleep.

Operation Pooting (Colonel Poo), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

these fucking kids are no anarchists sticking it to the big banking boys, they just want free shit.

why burn/break down M&S in brixton though? unless the kids were trying to get free underwear for their mums and gfs. honestly im surprised at how many areas have been looted (though tbf most of the big chains have enough money to replace their windows etc). bit worried for ppl i know who live in brixton.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:34 (twelve years ago) link

That was the quietest riot I ever heard of, I slept right thru it. There's no trail of destruction over Brixton Hill. I would have expected one. (Stolen?) car abandoned on the pavement by Sainsburys tho.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:34 (twelve years ago) link

RT @ChrisKeys_11: London's getting mashed cause broke n low life people needed gear. Ladies, ask ur man 4 a receipt if he suddenly gives u a gift #londonriots

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 08:38 (twelve years ago) link

xpost - rioters should be more polite, i agree.

starting to think all these tweets are made up by bad itv 'urban crime drama' writers.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:39 (twelve years ago) link

(not that one specifically, that one rings true lol)

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:40 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know if trust in the Met has diminished significantly in the last couple of months in the places that are rioting. It has always been pretty appalling - the widespread idea that the police 'have changed' post-Macpherson might have some truth to it but it's probably overstated and not common currency in a lot of deprived areas.

The danger at the moment is that the organised rioting might spread to other areas with strongly-defined communities. There were apparently reports that Turkish and Kurdish lads were out protecting their shops around Green Lanes last night. The same might happen with Asian-owned businesses in places like Walthamstow.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:41 (twelve years ago) link

I think "fuelling" is a poor choice of word, this article makes more sense to me than any of this FIND OUT WHAT THEY DOING ON THE TWITTERZ nonsense John Humphreys was babbling on about on the radio this morning: http://urbanmashup.wordpress.com/2011/08/07/the-unlikely-social-network-fuelling-the-tottenham-riots/

Upt0eleven, Monday, 8 August 2011 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

Well, it's the new by-word for 'the population are organising by means out of *our* control'.

Like the RAF could have been all "lol i'm bombing Dresden where U at?"....

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 08:47 (twelve years ago) link

There's no trail of destruction over Brixton Hill. I would have expected one. (Stolen?) car abandoned on the pavement by Sainsburys tho.

It's all between Coldharbour Lane and Gresham Road. RIP Footlocker.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 8 August 2011 08:47 (twelve years ago) link

Depressing that they had to cancel the Hackney Children's Carnival yesterday because some morons were talking up the opportunity to cause trouble there on Facebook.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:48 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah the bus just went thru there. Damage is way overexaggerated, a lot of holes in windows (field day for glaziers vans there right now) but the only serious damage is the torched Footlocker. Nothing lime the scenes in Tottenham. Few anarchy symbols painted on shutters, civilisation as we know it is ended!

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

HMV Wood Green stripped of everything bar Cher Lloyd's new album:

http://i.imgur.com/0BBjj.jpg

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 08:58 (twelve years ago) link

hmv always looks like that or maybe just always feels like that

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:00 (twelve years ago) link

people want to see it as a response to the coalition but its not, or rather it wasnt.

Who is saying this though? Bit of strawmanning going on here. I only have the news and the internet to judge from here but I'm not seeing much evidence that the anger on the street is directed much higher than the Met at the moment. But recession and cuts are surely contributing factors into making an already volatile situation even more so?

Actually I think that the cuts with the biggest impact haven't happened yet - it's hardly going to help long-term when housing benefit cuts push the poorest people into poorer areas.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:04 (twelve years ago) link

god i fucking hate "ghost town"

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

Good job we have Swagger Jagger instead, eh?

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

haw

i think it's actually totally appropriate tbh, and also a better song

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

(nb: i don't think "swagger jagger" is a good song. just better than "ghost town".)

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

I will not be trolled by lex, I will not be trolled by lex, I will not be trolled by lex…

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

Malthouse said police would be "unrelenting" in pursuing people who took part in criminal activity over the weekend, adding that they would be "hoovered up" by police in the next few weeks.

He defended Boris Johnson's decision to stay on holiday during the crisis in the capital, saying:

"Should he be reacting to these criminal provocateurs in that way by coming back? I think that is kind of rewarding them.

Think being on holiday is kind of rewarding Boris tbph.

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

appropriate cuz cher lloyd (former council house dweller, EMA recipient etc) has been the target of class-based vitriol more than any other current pop star i can think of.

"swagger jagger" at least has some energy, minus the terrible interpolation (and plus a bit more effort in the verses) it'd be a passable post-"pon de floor" clatter. "ghost town" is so dreary and dull and pale and nothingy.

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

He defended Fire Chief Marcus Hayes decision to stay on holiday during the bushfires

"Should he be reacting to these flames in that way by coming back? i think that is kind of rewarding them"

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

Ghost Town is SUPPOSED to be grey and bleak and dreary.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

It's not really relevant to what's happening now at any rate.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

"Should he be reacting to these criminal provocateurs in that way by coming back? I think that is kind of rewarding them.

staring at this at wondering what mental gymnastics are required to get from the first sentence to the second

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

why burn/break down M&S in brixton though?

Uh, some of the rioters are a bit dense perhaps?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

I'm seeing a lot of Tweets from north London D&B folk about the thievery and looting of the financial class, and how a few trainers and tracksuits are no comparison to socialized banking. None of those tweeters are running around looting, but they've got friends and family with fuck-all but rented walls around them in those areas who believe that if you want to get away with crime the best way is to put on a posh suit and go to work on some trading floor where the coke dealers are also making a killing - and not getting searched every 200 metres for cannabis. Not a single mention of inter-endz issues being behind destruction in particular areas. A commenter from N15 on that Guardian opinion piece pointed out that after he got a good degree, applications for jobs where the Tottenham address was on his CV were unsuccessful or unacknowledged altogether, whereas those sent out c/o a relative's posher address resulted in many many interviews. That is the reality of the situation these kids are facing, even if they do as well as he did.

Had a peek at Inspector Gadget - the cops' blog - and IG is shitting it that the Duggan incident has been 'Stockwelled' by the IPCC's initial reports. He also mentioned that sparseish policing happened because a lot of Home Counties cops didn't answer their phones this weekend to avoid a call-out, as they are passively trying to highlight proposed cuts to the force.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:36 (twelve years ago) link

thievery and looting of the financial class Yeah, stick it to Allied Carpets and the local hairdresser. Because who's the real criminal, yeah? The man in a suit, yeah?

(I agree with most of your post but this political defence of straight-up looting is ridiculous)

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:41 (twelve years ago) link

Um, the M&S in Brixton was NOT burned or broken down? Couple of broken windows, in less bad shape than the shops on Pall Mall during the last big demo.

This just fucks me off, the over-exaggeration of the rioting in Brixton because, basically, loads of people were reporting violence and rioting in Brixton BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED. Like, seriously, my twitter timeline was full of people going "look! the H&M in Brixton has been BURNED" and posting pictures of a shop in ENFIELD. And 30 seconds later, confused girls going "LOL, I'm standing at the bus stop by H&M right now, it's fine, WTF?" And making out there was a riot in Brixton when there was a council-sanctioned street festival.

The people who were actually there were reporting that the majority of the tension was coming from over-eager policing of that festival. Seemed like there were a lot more people invested with the *idea* of rioting in Brixton than there ever were actual people, in Brixton, rioting.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:46 (twelve years ago) link

starting to think this whole riots on the streets thing is just an attempt to get boris to come back from his holidays, an attention-starved cry for mayoral proximity

(oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, stick it to Allied Carpets and the local hairdresser. Because who's the real criminal, yeah? The man in a suit, yeah?

It's always the way tho, isn't it?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:51 (twelve years ago) link

And if you want to stick it to a high street name that's fucked around with its employees livelihoods whilst the executives and investors get away with their investments, picking on a chain run by Lord Harris is a pretty good one.

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:52 (twelve years ago) link

The people who were actually there were reporting that the majority of the tension was coming from over-eager policing of that festival. Seemed like there were a lot more people invested with the *idea* of rioting in Brixton than there ever were actual people, in Brixton, rioting.

Was there in the afternoon and actually thought the police presence was a bit on the sparse side given the circumstances. Otoh I'm glad they didn't cancel the event, which I imagine they probably considered.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:54 (twelve years ago) link

god i fucking hate "ghost town"

― lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:21 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

*wrestles hand away from keyboard*

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:59 (twelve years ago) link

I'd agree as far as 'using it to represent the current discord on the street' cliche is concerned.

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not endorsing the comments, just acknowledging that they exist! Mostly because it drives me crazy to see middle-class people wondering if these 'youths' are capable of Thoughts About Economics and whatnot. I think we're all reacting in our various ways to constantly being told there's no money by people who are on their way to RAF Northolt to catch their G5 to Davos. Most of those brownfields box stores up by the North Circ where most looting has taken place are there because huge corps get massive, massive tax rebates for building in 'deprived' areas and giving a few low-responsibility MW jobs to 'local people' from 'communities' - did we think those people were too thick to notice?

Also ironilol, but only in passing so let's not leap off and make it a topic, is that all the 'expensive' goods bigots say poor kids covet/are thieving are produced for pennies by Chinese factory slaves.

OH HOORAY, BORIS CAN WHACK ON SOME MORE SUNBLOCK - THERESA MAY COMING BACK FROM HER HOLS.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

I think we're all reacting in our various ways to constantly being told there's no money by people who are on their way to RAF Northolt to catch their G5 to Davos.

But... but... We Are All In This Together... surely?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

T.May returns from hol

Which, funnily enough, was the one demand the rioters made.

They have, indeed, won.

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:05 (twelve years ago) link

There's a difference between not assuming they're illiterate idiots and projecting thoughts onto them.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:05 (twelve years ago) link

xpost sorry, beg pardon?

xpost again ah.

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

xp Sorry suzy but you are endorsing them. Just as depressing as the predictable establishment attempt to depoliticise the riot is the refusal of some on the left (especially the drooling riot-porn voyeurs over at DSG) to distinguish between different kinds of behaviour in a riot. Setting fire to a police car is a political act. Setting fire to Allied Carpets, smashing up local traders or trying on trainers outside Foot Locker - these are not and it's absurd to pretend that certain shops were especially hard-hit because of tax rebates or executive bonuses as opposed to just having the most enticing stuff. It's not like the black bloc on the TUC march who vandalised banks as symbolic gestures (I don't like them but the intent was clearly political) - it's nicking trainers. What's the defence of Wood Green where there were next to no police because they were all in Tottenham, hence no confrontations, and the looters were just on a shopping spree?

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:09 (twelve years ago) link

It's interesting, to me, at least in *my* neighbourhood, the shops which seemed to be targeted for the most intensive looting, and also destruction (like, burning down a shop seems to me to be expressing a lot more anger than just peeling back the shutters or smashing a door in) were the trainer shops. Like, down my way, a lot of phone shops were targeted for smashed windows, peeling back the shutters, and it's obviously small, portable, high value consumer goods. But JD Sports and Footlocker were the ones that were not just looted, but utterly torched.

I'm trying not to draw conclusions, because I wasn't there, I haven't spoken to anyone who was rioting (in fact, no one seems to have - there's lots of people talking to "experts" about rioting, but no one talking to anyone who was there doing it) but you could read that in two ways: 1) ha ha LOL chavs be wanting trackies and trainers coz they chavs LOL or 2) these are vastly overinflated-in-price consumer goods, marketed intensely at urban areas, exploiting both the people making them for pennies a day and also more importantly they are marketed so heavily in poor and minority as signifiers of affluence, status symbols, exploiting the people to whom they are being sold at huge prices.

And it does say something to me, that they're not just *stealing* the things, but venting huge amounts of anger at the shops selling them. We may not see those shops as appropriate targets, but I do wonder what they represent to the people trashing them.

But then again, I recognise that I've been infected with a lot of semi-marxist anti-consumerist thought recently, I do *not* think of "looting" as a completey non-political action within these contexts. In a society that routinely values corporations and consumer goods as more important than people, I do think that looting *can* (not always, but it certainly *can*) be a politicised act in and of itself. It is certainly a way of registering discontent which might be voiceless otherwise. But I do not know, it is simply musing on observed damage.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:19 (twelve years ago) link

Well, it can take a mass of people to loot a shop, and only a few to torch one.

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

DL, I don't think it's wise - or strictly accurate - to assert that my posts constitute an endorsement for the looters' actions; you can't expect to be permitted to tell me how I feel about this - my emotions and POV are for me, not others, to determine.

Also, KDT is pretty OTM.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

nah looting is just poor people making the most of a bad situation and capitalising on a chance to get expensive and overpriced goods that they crave for free. simple as. no one is angry at nike or footlocker, they just WANT that stuff. yeah its pushed to them a lot which feeds the desire and places pressure on them to get this stuff by hook or crook but ultimately they just want this stuff. theyre not fucking over footlockers as a political gesture, other than 'fuck you footlocker for being out my budget', which is the same reason for looting any other shop.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:38 (twelve years ago) link

i think anger can be unfocused though - just cos theyre not taking on explicitly political targets like banks, doesnt mean theyre not angry at things beyond their control. someone on lbc said that we are much more lenient and empathetic in how we look towards riots in other countries than we are here which is prob true.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:40 (twelve years ago) link

Also banks kinda hard to break into, for obvious reasons, about all you're going to be able to loot are the little pens on chains and some withdrawal slips

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:43 (twelve years ago) link

^^^Saw a lot of pix of capsized, demolished cashpoint housings.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:49 (twelve years ago) link

x-posts I don't think it's that simple. Poverty isn't simple, the psychology of coveting and the manufacture of desire is not that simple. I think it's a bit more comlex than "I want stuff, for free" - because of the targeted nature of the stuff being taken. Why do they want *that* stuff so badly, as to riot to get it? (Which is the picture being drawn with these descriptions of "opportunistic looters")

Why *is* Footlocker "out of people's budget" when the shoes cost pennies to make?

I dunno, there might be nothing to it, in that I'm reading now about jewelry shop grabs and Curry's mobs and Nando's being destroyed. (Why Nando's? You don't think there's a political or race/class based edge to the stereotype of Nando's customers in inner city London?) I guess it's my background to look for patterns to seemingly random events. But when I see specific things being targeted, I wonder if there's something to it. The property damage over Brixton Hill into Streatham was anything but random. I wonder why.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

these are vastly overinflated-in-price consumer goods, marketed intensely at urban areas, exploiting both the people making them for pennies a day and also more importantly they are marketed so heavily in poor and minority as signifiers of affluence, status symbols, exploiting the people to whom they are being sold at huge prices.

This is correct I think, and in a riot there's an opportunity to get them for nothing.

And it does say something to me, that they're not just *stealing* the things, but venting huge amounts of anger at the shops selling them. We may not see those shops as appropriate targets, but I do wonder what they represent to the people trashing them.

This is where the cognitive leap takes place I think. Not convinced they're venting anger AT Foot Locker or JD Sports or wherever, in the way they're venting anger at the police. It's more likely to be rage that's just boiling over into smashing things, but I don't know for sure, none of us do.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

^^^Saw a lot of pix of capsized, demolished cashpoint housings

Yes, saw those too. From banks tho?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry suzy, obviously I can't read your mind but I was just responding to the substance of your posts. There wasn't a lot of distance there.

titchy OTM - it's too easy to project anti-consumerist theory onto looters. Karen, you honestly think the people looting Foot Locker thought for a moment about the injustice of Asian sweatshops? From a certain political angle society has always valued corporations and consumer goods above other people, ergo all looting is always justified as a politicised act - well no, it isn't. A riot is composed of so many different agents and agendas that it's impossible to generalise about what the looters thought but the history of riots indicates that the initial political impetus - the arrest, the shooting, the baton charge - leads to a chaotic situation which sucks in all kinds of people, including some (by no means the majority) who just want to take shit for free and some who will vent

Karen, you can do better than strawmanning anyone who thinks looting is wrong, and a shitty, self-defeating element of a riot which enables many observers to completely ignore the real and important tensions behind the initial violence, as "ha ha LOL chavs be wanting trackies and trainers coz they chavs LOL". And "opportunistic looters" does not imply that people riot to get consumer goods. Quite the opposite - it means that they use the cover of an existing riot to take stuff.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link

I think they're venting anger at a system where shoes made for pennies are out of their budgets because they're exploitatively marketed as providing "urban status" or some such thing. Is that a vast cognitive leap? I don't think it's an either/or with venting anger at the police, more of an and/both.

x-post

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

Oops, "and some who will vent" was a fragment of a deleted thought.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

xpost - its not just 'i want it for free', it is very much about manufacturing desire to a group that doesnt have that much money to spend there, which is perverse, but how does currys target this group, or ikea, or nandos even? (what book are you reading about this btw - i might pick it up). thats just opportunism and anger boiling over. but the footlocker thing is similar to how you used to get stories about people getting robbed for their trainers. pretty much everything is overpriced. its why currys was targeted (expensive electronic goods), phone shops (stuff people need but is still wallet-lightening). nandos is bizarre cos thats not exactly that expensive but its just a place where a lot of young kids like to go, same as footlocker.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

Is the progression of anger at "*why* can't I afford this?" while in a situation of expressing anger at "the system is unfair" is not such a quantum cognitive leap.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

Phone shops are like banks though, in that their stock is locked away and all that's on display are dummy versions?

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:05 (twelve years ago) link

A lot of the stuff that was taken wasn't just covetable, it was easy to sell on for cash - portable, valuable and difficult to trace.

There would have been some stock out front in the phone shops, wouldn't there? Nobody bothered breaking into Gamestation in Wood Green as all they have in the main section are empty boxes.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

DL, I carefully stated that I did not think that *all* looting was a political act, but that I did not think that looting was *categorically* a politics-negating act. Please stop disregarding my actual words while accusing me of strawmanning? Thanks.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

DL, I'm still confused and quite clearly need a man to explain - where in my posts am I endorsing behaviour rather than reporting it?

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

Suzy, don't worry, DL isn't actually talking to us at all, but to straw liberals in his head.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

Good recent posts KDT...I'm broadly of the same opinion, i think there's a lot of subconscious or unconscious anger/motive and some of the reactions about this are really black and white about what/who/why is a target

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:10 (twelve years ago) link

I think we're all reacting in our various ways to constantly being told there's no money by people who are on their way to RAF Northolt to catch their G5 to Davos. Most of those brownfields box stores up by the North Circ where most looting has taken place are there because huge corps get massive, massive tax rebates for building in 'deprived' areas and giving a few low-responsibility MW jobs to 'local people' from 'communities' - did we think those people were too thick to notice?

Reads like an endorsement to me. Maybe I'm the confused one.

xp Karen, I didn't say you thought all looting was political but that it seemed like the logical extension of your argument - or are only trainer-looters political?

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:11 (twelve years ago) link

"Is the progression of anger at "*why* can't I afford this?" while in a situation of expressing anger at "the system is unfair" is not such a quantum cognitive leap."

i cant really argue with that. but without wanting to sound like the daily mail, while i sympathise with the view that the system and corporations are out to exploit disenfranchised groups on both ends of the production scale, these kids havent been taught the idea that 'if you cant afford it, you cant have it'. for all the apparent media literacy and media savvy-iness of todays kids, funny how they arent so literate that they cant resist what theyre being fed.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:12 (twelve years ago) link

"*Why* can't I afford this?" is surely more likely to be "why don't I have the job/income/opportunities to afford this?" rather than "are these overpriced given they are made for pennies in sweatshops?"

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

I mean in that context it's pretty undeniable as to why there'd be anger to vent.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

xpost - its not just 'i want it for free', it is very much about manufacturing desire to a group that doesnt have that much money to spend there, which is perverse, but how does currys target this group, or ikea, or nandos even? (what book are you reading about this btw - i might pick it up). thats just opportunism and anger boiling over. but the footlocker thing is similar to how you used to get stories about people getting robbed for their trainers. pretty much everything is overpriced. its why currys was targeted (expensive electronic goods), phone shops (stuff people need but is still wallet-lightening). nandos is bizarre cos thats not exactly that expensive but its just a place where a lot of young kids like to go, same as footlocker.

Currys - incessant advertising, "interest free" credit, wide screen tv American style fridge the sine qua non of modern life

Ikea - the Nike of furniture, cheap but aspirational

Nando's - aspirational Wimpy, happy chef mcdonalds, whatever

All agents in the manufacture of desire, all selling things with a high degree of unattainability to the average unemployed youth.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

yep.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

yep to matt dc's last post that is

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:15 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sorry, DL but going from "this subset of situation X is potentially Y" to "the logical extension is that ALL subsets of situation X are Y" is a very basic error of logic and I'm not going to bother continuing this thread with you because, like, most of us learned not to make those errors in 8th grade maths.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:15 (twelve years ago) link

don't see anything more complex here than

all the cops are over there <--- we can nick stuff over here ---> and not get busted

kinda admire the torturous attempts to blame this on david cameron tho :D

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:16 (twelve years ago) link

Karen I'm trying to work out what you're saying and therefore asking for clarification. You're finding ways to avoid those questions and chuck insults.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:17 (twelve years ago) link

A lot of the stuff that was taken wasn't just covetable, it was easy to sell on for cash - portable, valuable and difficult to trace.

yeah this leapt out at me too - not convinced it's so simple as looters wanting things for themselves.

i don't think rioters are expressing anger against capitalism - the capitalist mindset is, i think, hugely embedded in them. it's been constantly drummed into kids in poor areas and estates that their best way out is via capitalism x protestant work ethic - work hard and you can be an entrepreneur, set up your own business, make money. stealing consumer goods to sell on (if that's what was going on) seems an oddly logical manifestation of that.

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think rioters are expressing anger against capitalism - the capitalist mindset is, i think, hugely embedded in them. it's been constantly drummed into kids in poor areas and estates that their best way out is via capitalism x protestant work ethic - work hard and you can be an entrepreneur, set up your own business, make money. stealing consumer goods to sell on (if that's what was going on) seems an oddly logical manifestation of that.

Cosign all of this.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

though that may be projection (which kinda goes for everyone in this thread, which shouldn't prevent theories and discussion obv)

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

No, you aren't, Dorian. You're repeatedly *telling* me what I'm saying, and I'm not doing this with you any more.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

OK, fine, excellent. I look forward to it.

xp to lex. Right. I don't see how one can read looting as anti-capitalist rather than another manifestation of capitalism, unless the looted items are distributed to other people. I understand the frustration and the unfairness and the appalling job prospects in somewhere like Tottenham but I stop short of making apologies for looting.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:21 (twelve years ago) link

DL, might I politely suggest that for something to be endorsed rather than simply cited, I'd have to be a lot less neutral in my choice of words? I'm just finding the 'mindlessness' ascribed to looters to be a wee bit patronizing, wherever it comes from.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:22 (twelve years ago) link

A lot of the stuff that was taken wasn't just covetable, it was easy to sell on for cash - portable, valuable and difficult to trace.

yeah this leapt out at me too - not convinced it's so simple as looters wanting things for themselves.

I don't think there's much of a distinction between looting things to sell and looting to keep.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:23 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think rioters are expressing anger against capitalism - the capitalist mindset is, i think, hugely embedded in them. it's been constantly drummed into kids in poor areas and estates that their best way out is via capitalism x protestant work ethic - work hard and you can be an entrepreneur, set up your own business, make money. stealing consumer goods to sell on (if that's what was going on) seems an oddly logical manifestation of that.

OK, that's a perfectly logical and reasonable assesssment, and an interesting one. It's not anger at capitalism so much as a twisted take on capitalism extended to its brutal ends?

That's kind of a same input, different conclusion to the things I was thinking aloud about.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

it's been constantly drummed into kids in poor areas and estates that their best way out is via capitalism x protestant work ethic - work hard and you can be an entrepreneur, set up your own business, make money.

also alongside being constantly told that they can achieve this if they work hard enough is the reality that, if they're from that background, becoming richard branson or jay-z or alan sugar is the exception not the rule, and ISN'T just a question of hard work, and that's where a lot of the anger probably derives from

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

lex was half right. the second half was about some sort of capitalist robin hood theory.

"All agents in the manufacture of desire, all selling things with a high degree of unattainability to the average unemployed youth."

yes yes, we get it, they are making people want things. LIKE EVERY OTHER BUSINESS DOES. THIS IS WHAT ALL BUSINESSES DO. it makes people who cant afford it want it more. you can analyse it as 'why nandos' or 'why footlocker' but there isnt much discrimination other than 'can i get it' and 'do they have something i want'. H&M, M&S, currys, mcdonalds, it made no difference. yeah the chains will prob suffer more as they are more coveted but if there was an independent shop selling the same goods it will get fucked over too. its basically just "*Why* can't I afford this?" and "why don't I have the job/income/opportunities to afford this?" resulting in 'im going to get it'.

"I don't think there's much of a distinction between looting things to sell and looting to keep."

you are overlooking the entrepreneurial spirit at play here.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think there's much of a distinction between looting things to sell and looting to keep.

seems like a pretty important distinction to me

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

xp to suzy - I agree. "Mindless" is one of those entirely inaccurate, argument-closing words politicians always reach for in these situations. Actions are never mindless even if you don't like the minds behind them. Sorry if I misread you. I wasn't doing it for kicks - it was genuinely how I interpreted your two posts.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

independent shops DID get fucked over too.

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

Karen, you honestly think the people looting Foot Locker thought for a moment about the injustice of Asian sweatshops?

(a) How did you know they weren't?
(b) Isn't that a rather patronising assumption to make, namely that (by inference) none of them was capable of thinking this?
(c) Isn't it, by extension, continued patronising of the working class and the deprived by well-meaning "liberals" which contributes majorly to the incremental pissed-off/piss-off feeling that leads to rioting or looting? The condescending pat on the head which implies, "very good, now back to work (if you can find it) and contribute to our profits under the illusion that you're buying yourself life?"

I actually don't understand the Nando's thing. Are they taking the chicken home and cooking it?

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

surely the same people are doing both, keeping x pairs of trainers selling the rest?
xp

pandemic, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

There's a difference between not assuming they're illiterate idiots and projecting thoughts onto them.

― Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:05 (1 hour ago)

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:29 (twelve years ago) link

nandos sauces in bottles innit

"independent shops DID get fucked over too."

well thats my point. we can look at footlocker and nike and reebok or whoever as manufacturing disproportionate levels of desire in ppl that cant afford it but the fact is rioters dont care who it is. theyre just looting. theyre not discriminating. i mean, sure im sure some kids watched bbc3 docus on sweatshops and whatever, but really, i doubt theyve been reading no logo.

"There's a difference between not assuming they're illiterate idiots and projecting thoughts onto them."

some ppl really want to think the best of the rioters. its like that observer review of tyler OF. 'but hes so smart!'

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

anyone concerned w/plight of asian sweatshop workers could have found a better protest than to alert the shop there's a high demand for sweatshop trainers and also to oblige them to order a fuckload of new stock

just sayin'

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:33 (twelve years ago) link

I actually don't understand the Nando's thing. Are they taking the chicken home and cooking it?

There were reports that people broke into the Wood Green branch of McDonalds and started preparing their own food, although that's a little difficult to believe.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:36 (twelve years ago) link

xp to Marcello. Fair point. Bad phrasing - I don't mean they were intellectually incapable of knowing or caring about sweatshops, just that it's a huge stretch to assume that was a significant factor. Matt DC said it better than I can.

I'd have thought that people who cared about caricaturing or patronising the poor or deprived would want to make a clearer distinction between them and a minority of looters TBH.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

The Nando's thing does kind of throw that argument, though, Lex, because there's nothing in the shop to steal, loot or sell on. It does seem to be something which is specifically directed at a lifestyle. I dunno, maybe I've misread how Nandos is perceived due to how it's discussed/represented in my part of South London (I've never been to one, my entire understanding of it is based around how it's represented by bus talk and twitter) that it's something somehow both aspirational and "ghetto" at the same time? (I feel uncomfortable using that word but it describes the class-race intersectionality.) That whether it's seen as coded "up" or "down" really depends on who is describing it.

But there's this stratified class and race faultzone right down the A23, so that might not have the same implication elsewhere.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

the nando's thing is weird, i always got the impression that nando's was fairly beloved? maybe they were hungry. not being flippant there really, if you get into the mob mindset whereby you're doing whatever you want and no one's stopping you, why not go get some of your favourite food?

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

also the weird testosterone-driven love of smashing things up for just the love of smashing things up that i've never understood, whether it's bullingdon style antics or football fans celebrating or something like this

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

they were cooking their own burgers in mcdonalds so i hear.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

I think a lot of anger (in this or any situation) is subconscious and unfocussed - kind of unsure about people prescribing very black and white motives, when its likely to be a mix of all the different things being stated, and not necessarily in a coherent manner

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

and yeah, there is the mob-mentality "smash it up, chuck a fire extinguisher out the window" thing. a lot of it seems quite unfocused.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

There were reports that people broke into the Wood Green branch of McDonalds and started preparing their own food, although that's a little difficult to believe.

They broke in, fired up the ovens and cooked the food they'd brought with them?

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

nando's is beloved. also cheap as fuck, you can afford a meal there on the broo no bother.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:44 (twelve years ago) link

does nandos really come with lifestyle marketing? honestly i think its popularity in areas with big non white populations is simply down to what they serve sitting well with the general diets of most non english people. nandos is deeply liked i far as i know. more than somewhere like mcdonalds. and nandos isnt that expensive. i think youre reading too much into the attack on one isolated branch. its just testosterone and people lashing out at pretty much anything. its def about consumerism and poverty and so on but looking at individual places or chains i think might be a bit of a red herring.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg described the second night of rioting as "needless opportunistic theft and violence"

So whereabouts is he on holiday then?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

riots are basically just unfocused destruction, this seems fairly simple to me, there is nothing political in the targets of desctruction and looting, it's basically what's there, corner shop or hmv, doesn't matter a jot, they'll get done.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

"I think a lot of anger (in this or any situation) is subconscious and unfocussed - kind of unsure about people prescribing very black and white motives, when its likely to be a mix of all the different things being stated, and not necessarily in a coherent manner"

otm

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

Anger can be subconscious and unfocused, but still have legitimate reasons behind it?

I think it is an and/both situation, and there may be as many different motivations as there were rioters. I'm just saying that one motivation does not necessarily preclude the others.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

i think people who eat at nandos have kind of a love/hate relationship with it.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:47 (twelve years ago) link

MSNBC: LONDON -- As political and social protests grip the Middle East, are growing in Europe and a riot exploded in north London this weekend, here's a sad truth, expressed by a Londoner when asked by a television reporter: Is rioting the correct way to express your discontent?

"Yes," said the young man. "You wouldn't be talking to me now if we didn't riot, would you?"

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:48 (twelve years ago) link

well what did he have to say after that?

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

i think people who eat at nandos have kind of a love/hate relationship with it.

― caek

footballers fucking love it. joey barton tweeted the other day "stereotypical footballer tweet, i'm off to nando's then the cinema".

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:50 (twelve years ago) link

The TV reporter from Britain's ITV had no response. So the young man pressed his advantage. "Two months ago we marched to Scotland Yard, more than 2,000 of us, all blacks, and it was peaceful and calm and you know what? Not a word in the press. Last night a bit of rioting and looting and look around you."

http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/08/07/7292281-the-sad-truth-behind-london-riot

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

I think a lot of anger (in this or any situation) is subconscious and unfocussed - kind of unsure about people prescribing very black and white motives, when its likely to be a mix of all the different things being stated, and not necessarily in a coherent manner

Yes and no, there's one obvious focus of anger - the police - but a whole range of other causes and contributory factors. I agree, I don't think it's particularly conscious or directional in many cases, there are a lot of people involved and it's hardly a hivemind.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

my guess is nando's was sort of a "because it's there" thing.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

Quite different to how it's being reported in the local press, which is all "opportunistic chaos"

http://www.streathamguardian.co.uk/news/9183106.UPDATE__Looters_cause_chaos_in_Streatham_and_Brixton/

so who knows.

It's a bit weird reading about your own city from the POV of foreign reporters acting like it's "the middle east", how different the tones are from how it's reported here. What's NBC's general politial alignment? I can't remember.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

there's more fat and calories in a nando's than a kfc

^^^ the real reason

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

you can get a lot of good sauces from nandos, hot, medium, mild, garlic, herb, and so on. id like to get them all for free if i could.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:58 (twelve years ago) link

my impression is the descent of europe into anarchy due to economic management is part of a narrative in parts of u.s. politics, so events tend to be overstated/misinterpreted to fit in with this.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

oh god yeah the sauces are incredible. nando's and pizza express sauces man. makes me proud to be british.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

there's more fat and calories in a nando's than a kfc

Is this true? The chicken's grilled and not fried so the sauces must be made out of pure lard or something. Admittedly a Nando's is much bigger than a KFC.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

white middle class ppl as a rule do not eat at nandos btw. eg - the lack of replies in my post about nandos on this board.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

My boss is about as big a food/restaurant snob as you can get and he's fucking crazy about Nando's.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

a "meal" at nando's is different to kfc so it's kind of apples and oranges, but yeah, the sauces are the thing that does it.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like we've discussed nando's before. i think i remember matt's boss being a fan.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

Anger can be subconscious and unfocused, but still have legitimate reasons behind it?

I think it is an and/both situation, and there may be as many different motivations as there were rioters. I'm just saying that one motivation does not necessarily preclude the others.

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, August 8, 2011

Yes! my post probably wasn't clear enough but this is what i mean

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link

LOL I'm a white middle class vegetarian, why on earth would I go to Nando's?

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link

basically people who hate nandos are racist.

― doop snobby snobb (history mayne), Wednesday, June 9, 2010 12:08 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

their veggie burgers are highly praised by my veggie brethren. chips are nice tho the chicken can be dry sometimes.

i'm not a lawyer, but i play one on a messageboard (stevie), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

But then again, Morley's and Chicken Cottage, totally untouched. Just sayin' like.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

Speaking as a white middle class 40something vegetarian I went to my first Nando's in Croydon with the kids a couple of weeks ago and found it remarkably pleasant, compared to the alternatives in Croydon town centre! The veggie options are actually pretty good.

Stevie T, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

Holy shit. I was just about to gripe about how this Nandos you all have sounds so good (as someone who is constantly in search of good vegetarian options) and I went and looked them up and there's one in my mall!

Located at the Westfield Entrance between Sears and Borders.

So stoked.

kkvgz, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

I see no point in going to a chicken restaurant when I have several perfectly good totally vegetarian restaurants within walking distance. (Actually one less now that Kastoori has closed, but still.) But then again, I don't live in Croydon.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:14 (twelve years ago) link

ok ok so white middle classers like nandos too. i just dont see them whenever i hit nandos. though ok maybe cos my nandos is in a not very white m/c area. funny how i never see nandos ads anywhere but they still seem to be expanding.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:14 (twelve years ago) link

There are Nandos ads all over the Tube! Come on!

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

i must be blind.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

veggieburger at nando's is probably the best i have ever had tbh.

i mean it's still a veggieburger, and there are 100 tastier things you could eat, but sometimes you just want something salty/herby/flavourful in bread, with chips. they do it best.

make no promises about u.s. nando's though kkgvz. the vegetarian option at burger king in the uk will do in a pinch (e.g. forgot to eat dinner, at paddington station at 11.30pm), but the veggie burger you get at BK in the US is disgusting.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

I just view veggieburgers in general as disgusting, revolting, only option in the service station last resorts, rather than anything I'm going to go out of my way to experience. Like, I'd rather resort to a cheese and onion Ginster's than a veggieburger. But you disgusting savages may think differently.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

This is ILX, we start with discussing Capitalism, and end up squabbling over sandwiches. Is it lunchtime yet?

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

"Yes," said the young man. "You wouldn't be talking to me now if we didn't riot, would you?"

Fair point. When MLK visited Watts after the riots someone told him "We won." "How can you say you won?" asked King. "We won because we made the whole world pay attention to us." I have sympathy with both men in that scenario.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

i basically agree, a really good veggie burger is never going to be as good as really good real food, but the nando's veggie burger is great for what it is.

i take it back though, the best i ever had was earlier this year in minneapolis.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

13.23 BST so in answer to your question...YES it's time for lunch. Which tell you all you need to know about subconscious desire.

hahaha caek, as it's a town full of carnivores who happily eat 'mock duck' at Vietnamese restaurants, where was the Mpls veggieburger?

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

in the same way that the broadmoor riots got the local people a swimming pool, i hope these riots result in nandos offering discounted meals so teenagers can eat there too.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

this would have been a better story if the etonian-munching polar bear lead the looting, got himself some air max 90s (two pairs, obv)

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

I just wanna know when Brixton Tube is gonna be open again, so I can get home. :-/

p.s. Brixton got our damn ice rink, they can't have our swimming pool, too!

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

PacificSocial Pacific Social Club
Just been told to close the shop by the police as it's all about to kick off on mare street supposedly!
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lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

:(

mark s, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

are you round there atm mark?

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

no i'm at work in angel -- all quiet in pentonville road currently -- and not planning to be home till late-ish

mark s, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

Doing comment moderation on the Telegraph site must be the easiest job in the world - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8687177/London-riots-live.html

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitpic.com/62y7wq

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

can people link to twitpics directly? if there's one thing worse than a bankrupt country, mass unemployment, police brutality, and riots, it's opening a thread to see a big list of twitpic links.

ledge, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

lol at riot police reading twitter -- no doubt lookin at selves in this very picture #escherswarm

mark s, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

But then again, Morley's and Chicken Cottage, totally untouched. Just sayin' like.

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:06 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"leave it, that's my brother's caff"

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

people at work also crazy about Nandos and eat there maybe once every week or two. personally find it a little bland and the sauces all taste the same and are kind of chemically (big hot sauce fan over here, but these burn in a nasty sharp way). I still eat there though, because it's relatively cheap and not an unpleasant environment - a halfway house between fast food and restaurant nosh.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

Branches of Morley's and Chicken Cottage get smashed up pretty much every week, this is a special occasion.

Also no Morley's north of the river innit.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

grau live blog:

We have to be careful not to fan the flames in situations like this, and I am reluctant to reveal the (many) BBM messages that are circulating with instructions for tonight. They are all hard to verify, but generally suggest plans to gather in at least six boroughs in north London.

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

if you're not following @paullewis on twitter you might want to btw

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

wonder if any MPs will talk about the issues behind whats happened and say they should listen to the people like how they do whenever this kinda thing happens overseas.

also british riots need a new theme song. its been 3 decades since ghost town.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

(and i love ghost town, though the kode 9 remake was unintentionally hilarious)

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

Recent update here sheds a bit of light on another reason why they might be smashing things up - it's a massive two-fingers up to the police, attempting to cause chaos they can't control.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

as long as it's got nothing to do with the Kaiser Chiefs, I'm happy.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:00 (twelve years ago) link

"dead the fires"?

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

Just seen footage on Sky of a police dog trying to rip some guy's leg off. Didn't appear to be causing trouble, just walking along away from the main group of people.

Chris, Monday, 8 August 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

I think I've said this on ILX before but there's a specialist burger restaurant in St Ives that just does the most unreal, wonderful veggieburger, cannot recommend enough.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 8 August 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

dead = stop.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

Before and after pics
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8689053/London-riots-before-and-after-the-destruction-in-Tottenham-Brixton-and-Enfield.html

Why trash a PO? Do they keep money in them?

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 8 August 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

many house cashpoints

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

Wouldn't have thought they would have the wherewithal to get into cashpoints?

I was astonished to find Ms Cupcake, owner of a bakery on Brixton’s Coldharbour Lane, out in Brixton this morning handing out brightly-coloured iced cakes. She told me this was no day to sell cakes, and she wanted to show the world the true face of Brixton –smiling, generous, and big-hearted.

From here.

Nice one Ms Cupcake.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 8 August 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

Not her real name?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

Jodelka ( o ) ( o )
Also that vegan cupcake idiot who's giving away their shit cakes in the name of harmony - GTFO you were calling us animals last night
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lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

She likes animals though

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

If she was, it wasn't on twitter (or she's deleted it.)

I mean, cupcakes are the devils own food for other reasons, but Ms Cupcake is pretty harmless for the most part.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

Astonishing kneejerking and complacency there from the Lambeth Labour guy.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

LOOOOOOOOL saw that tweet, Lex.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

Apologies if this is so six hours ago, but there's a picture on the Daily Mail website of a girl in a Curry's uniform being arrested for apprently looting the shop that she works at.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

LOL it's Cllr Steve Reed

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

If she was, it wasn't on twitter (or she's deleted it.)

yeah, i didn't see it either but pip is trustworthy when it comes to these things.

the picture of the curry's girl is amazing. as pip (again!) tweeted, "shoulda looted some trousers"

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

i need to do some actual work now i think. riot news is oddly addictive.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

The Russian Embassy is warning its nationals to stay out of Tottenham, Enfield and Brixton

<3 schadenfreude

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

Sending a coded message to Pav to come home.

One of the main Russian papers apparently called the violence a 'pogrom', which seems a little odd.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

"Go home, get a takeaway and watch anything that happens on TV," one constable advised. "These are bad people who did this. Kids out of control. When I was young it was all Pacman and board games. Now they're playing Grand Theft Auto and want to live it for themselves."
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23976535-fear-and-a-sense-of-loss-amid-high-streets-smoking-ruins.do

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

DING DING DING! Tabloid Hysteria Bingo, just claimed "someone blaming violent video games" square.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

One of the main Russian papers apparently called the violence a 'pogrom', which seems a little odd.

Must have been watchhing Sky:

Weirdly, the lead clip Sky was using appeared to show a whole bunch of Orthodox Jewish geezers either running to or from the riot

― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:55 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

@victorialine Victoria Line
I am part suspended with no service between Stockwell and Brixton at the request of the police.. There's a good service on the rest of me.
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;_;

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

irrelevant to the thread but I'm not sure about tube lines tweeting in the first person.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

s/b the first person plural for the victoria (= royal we).

mark s, Monday, 8 August 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

Wife just called me from outside Green Lanes Sainsburys. Whole retail park locked down apart from Costa Coffee.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

Sainsbury's was open as normal yesterday. There's apparently information that six areas are going to be hit today - that might be one of them. Would be suicidal to try to loot anything around Green Lanes other than the business park, though.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

There's a good service on the rest of me.

potential new username for someone.

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

Sainsbury's was open as normal yesterday.

Cheap toastie sammiches?

Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

And it does say something to me, that they're not just *stealing* the things, but venting huge amounts of anger at the shops selling them. We may not see those shops as appropriate targets, but I do wonder what they represent to the people trashing them.

lol i also just read no logo.

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

xp, Come nightfall there may be cheap toasted everything.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

I've never read No Logo, btw, so I'm not sure what you're saying.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

Also first person tube service updates is surely what the interwebs was made for!

(agree on the Royal We, though.)

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

i think if any tube line i used tweeted at me in the first person, i'd be tempted to tweet so much abuse and vitriol back and it'd maybe send me a bit insane

(agree on the royal we obv!)

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

[oh my bad, no logo is partly about nike and their peers and how evils they are on many different levels, incl. fucking over inner cities specifically and the resentment that builds]

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

Lots and lots of police in Mare Street Narrow Way now; not sure if anything is happening beyond this: http://yfrog.com/h792815653j

mark s, Monday, 8 August 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

Is he obsessively checking Twitter?

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

police are behind the times, this is the blackberry messenger revolution.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://ishackneyriotingyet.com/

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

He is checking when the John Maus poll closes.

mark s, Monday, 8 August 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

hey guys maybe a hipster will be hurt in these hackney riots!!111 lol! no doubt they started over a fixie bike!!!!

LocalGarda, Monday, 8 August 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

Oh god, even Diane Abbott is using the appalling "kicking off in..." tweetform now. ;_;

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

Expecting some enlightened chants from Everton fans when they go to White Hart Lane this weekend.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

"In your Tottenham slums"

pandemic, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

"Is this Toxteth in disguise?"

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

5.04pm: Our correspondent Vikram Dodd reports that Scotland Yard has introduced special powers in four areas, allowing officers to stop and search suspects without reasonable suspicion. The powers are contained in section 60 of the Public Order Act. The areas are Lambeth, Haringey, Enfield and Waltham Forest. The section 60 powers were invoked around midnight on Sunday following a second night of serious disorder to hit London.

Yeah that's gonna go down well.

pandemic, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

serhiy rebrov got there first

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

tbh theres nothing police can do in this instance that will be perfect

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

surely there are enough ppl for the police to worry abt without hassling randoms

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

BBC News just called people smashing up a bus and looting cardboard from a van "protesters" and "demonstrators". FFS.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

In Whitechapel, Sainsbury's staff intent on causing a riot by closing the store now.

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

is that true james? i was going to go there after work. TIME TO RIOT.

LocalGarda, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

sorry i said riot, i meant "reluctantly buy vegetables in waitrose".

LocalGarda, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

sort of bewildering how the police just stand around watching shops and buses being smashed up

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

Yep they're not letting anyone in.

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

girl on BBC News just now:

"maybe they are proving a point, that we don't know what the point is that they are trying to prove"

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

you'd almost think the policy have a vested interest in making black kids look bad

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

letting ppl smash shit up then going indiscrimately postal seems to be the 2k11 way

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

win-win!

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

Girl on BBC News doing a creditable job of explaining why Tottenham was different.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

policy, police ehhh

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

BBC helicopter has run out of fuel

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

Big win here for Whitechapel Road Tesco Metro.

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

Apparently Kurdish and Turkish shopkeepers in Green Lanes and Stoke Newington have got the knives and baseball bats in.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

is it wrong to feel a twinge of local pride in that?

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

Not at all. Good luck to them.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

Wouldn't mess with those guys

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

lewisham lulz now according to sky

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

i like Dorian's line here, which echoes my own feelings about, say, the 7/7 bombers. they weren't warriors, they were destructive, violent knobheads.

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

Lewisham is home to Europe's largest police station, so good luck with that one. Twitter is only confirming two blokes throwing yams at one another though.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

It always starts with yams.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

theresa may confirms that there is "no excuse for looting and thuggery" six times in a row

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

TheresaMayBot successfully running her "riot response" app.

The difference between a community exploding in outrage on Saturday and 50-100 goons running up and down Mare Street today is depressing.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

Definitely going down in Lewisham now. Starting to wish I didn't live three doors down from a police station.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

Reports of another police blockade in Elephant and Castle? If Brixton is closed and Elephant off limits, how the heck am I gonna get home now?

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

Hilarious shot of some kids trying and failing to batter in the window of Ladbrokes on Mare Street. Get the feeling that selling off the playing fields was part of Thatcher's long term plan.

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

If Elephant is blockaded that's half of SE London out. I'd get the train to Streatham if you possibly can.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

DC, did you hear the five police vans that went down Theobalds Road about 15 minutes ago?

Kate, can you go via Clapham or Northern Line to Tooting and then bus?

Carhartt outlet between Mare Street and London Fields being raided now.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

Angel Sainsbury's and Waitrose were both closed when I went to buy some balsamic vinegar. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END???

Neil S, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

Harrow town centre evacuated, people kicked out of the cinema halfway through films etc.

JimD, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

how to get to well street? take bus from mile end or from bethnal green? am thinking that walking may be the best actually

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

xp If all the reports I'm reading about tube closures are true then I don't know how anyone's getting home Kate. I don't see the logic of packing the buses and turfing everyone onto the streets.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

We're at the panic, confusion and misinformation stage then.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

seeing such a variety of witness tweets, from people saying that it's about benefits/cuts/EMA to people seeing obvious opportunistic looting. really don't want to ascribe any singular motive to any of this.

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

This is reminding me oddly of 7/7 and trying to plan routes to get home around bombsites, except instead of terrorist strikes, it's the police barricading off no-go zones.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

Tracer, the 277 is still running up Grove Road. At least they were 15-20 minutes ago.

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

Angel Sainsbury's and Waitrose were both closed when I went to buy some balsamic vinegar. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END???

― Neil S, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:00 (6 minutes ago)

Probably should use glaze anyway.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

burning car on mare st http://yfrog.com/h09vczcj

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

Shit, I just realised that I'm more afraid of police lines than I am of "looting" "rioters" or "protestors" or whatever we're calling the utes today.

And I'm a nice middle class middle aged white lady. :-/

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

Never knew there was a Carhartt shop in Hackney #gentrification

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

Twitter telling me that Rye Lane got closed and descended into widespread rice-looting about two minutes after I went through it on the bus

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

+ 3,000 variants of "what is there to loot in Peckham" jokes, obviously

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

Carhartt is an outlet store and has been there since the '90s. See also: Burberry outlet store on Well Street.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

Ah! Victoria line still running as far as Victoria, get overground to Streatham Hill without going through the Elephant. But now twitter is saying someone's smashing up the one mobile shop that wasn't hit last night?

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

seeing such a variety of witness tweets, from people saying that it's about benefits/cuts/EMA to people seeing obvious opportunistic looting. really don't want to ascribe any singular motive to any of this.

Yeah, it's daft to do so. It's clearly elements of both.

Kneejerk reactions on all sides sent me back to something Greil Marcus wrote about commentators after 9/11 who "stepped forward to deny that anything had been done that required any rethinking of anything at all. None had changed his or her mind in the slightest about anything. Nearly every argument was intended to congratulate the speaker for having seen all the way around the event even before it happened.”

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

As history mayne would say, ruh-roh.

http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2011/08/08/jody-mcintyre/

The tweets I've read don't seem that bad but maybe he deleted some.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, Jody-paws.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p39ULW_xzUE

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

ha was just about to post that dorian

about time too

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

is there a live news stream anywhere? bbc news was showing something else 5 mins ago, don't particularly want to have to rely on sky

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

great advert for whoever's glass that is in Ladbroke's window about half an hour back on BBC news live. a chair, 2 massive wooden poles and what looked like a big stone barely put a dent in it.

piscesx, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

Giggs has closed his Twitter after apparently being hacked with a message encouraging the Peckham riots four hours ago

http://yfrog.com/h8pjjgxj

This is the Peckham end of Rye Lane

MPx4A, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

not really keen on ascribing any higher motives to this than the fun of a ruck tbh

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

ugh Kit Malthouse can GTFO, he should stop using inflammatory language, doesn't he realise it could cost lives?

Neil S, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

need a new thread for this

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

inflammatory language vs inflammatory substances

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

there's a riot going on: london's subaltern teens tear it up 2k11

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvQutDDmNlo

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

BBC showing aerial footage of burning cars on Lewisham High Street now. Pretty happy to be at home right now.

Fucking hell, London.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

so what's going on in hackney? i'm heading there tomorrow \o/. (not to riot.)

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

2011 has been mental

nh (cozen), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

Just need some footie violence and the return of Spandau Ballet and your 80s revival will be complete.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

that sentiment will have been expressed

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

Enjoyed seeing out of the window the BBC and Sky helicopters race each other from their position over Hackney to presumably Lewisham.

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

Teresa May's refusal to acknowledge that this could possibly be anything at all more than MINDLESS VIOLENCE comes off pretty weird. Best blame a full moon.

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

whats going on in bethnal green? - hearing its happening there too now, and supposed to go there in half an hour

seeing groups of lads on roman road market, shops all shuttering up

post, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

What did Jody McIntyre do? Having trouble keeping up with everything...

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

police are forcing people south down mare street so they'll end up in bethnal green if they keep it up long enough

as for 'mindless violence' well this is hardly rational and insightful behaviour

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

"Boris has been doing lots of media..."

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

^^^Kit Malthouse being a twat on C4 News.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

What did Jody McIntyre do? Having trouble keeping up with everything...

Be inspired by the scenes in #tottenham, and rise up in your own neighbourhood. 100 people in every area = the way we can beat the feds.

Slice Me Nice (ShariVari), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

People running out of their flats as shops are set on fire below.
Don't envy you guys in London, hope they get in under control.

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

burning greggs in peckham, tv images of youths climbing over roofs

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

One of the guys came out of a flat and locked it behind him :(

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

wish the tv camera would focus on the people rather than the burning buildings

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Can't believe there's no fire engine at the greggs fire yet!

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

Birmingham - http://lockerz.com/s/127818415

James Mitchell, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

cor, former met commander dude john o'connor just gave the most spectacularly incendiary interview on bbc

"these yobs, probably unemployable, dont want to work, just nicking stuff, these convicted criminals despite their young age... meanwhile self-appointed community leaders etc"

r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

i mean i was feeling pretty hardline about the whole thing myself but jesus stfu u fucking moron

r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

think the dudes setting fire to shit aren't really bothered by what he thinks

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, i doubt they're watching 24 hour news at this moment in time.

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

oh right ok thanks for explaining that guys

r|t|c, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

shall we have a new thread?

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

with an amusing title, if anyone wants to spitball

sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

doubt the populace of london was right behind these dickheads until pc plod opened his mouth either

so who cares, really

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Kevin Hurley on the BBC was just saying the violence in Hackney was a consequence of criticism of the police being "over robust" in the last few years. He suggested that the kids knew they could get away with shit now because the police were scared of being too forceful!

Stevie T, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

my bro wrote this thing in the telegraph explaining what is "a blackberry" to their readers. toe's the law and order party line of the paper which is him doing his job, but otherwise the blackberry stuff was all news to me. i'm white btw.

www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/blackberry/8688651/London-riots-how-BlackBerry-Messenger-has-been-used-to-plan-two-nights-of-looting.html
www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/blackberry/8689313/London-riots-BlackBerry-manufacturer-offers-to-help-police-in-any-way-we-can.html

suxy, black bean and quinoa veggie burger was at the birchwood cafe.

caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

London's burning's not bad?

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

sky news report, btw, was saying that one of the riots today (not sure which) started with someone refusing to be searched by the police, getting 'harassed' by a bunch of them as a result, and lots of people noticing and getting themselves involved.

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

Hope that red car's insured :(

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

Hurley also suggesting that if the police had taken water cannons out this evening, they could double up tackling fires!

Stevie T, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

i've seen this trailed on twitter all afternoon so i'd call bullshit on that xxp

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

BBC: "1948: Away from the capital, there are reports of a standoff between police and youths outside Birmingham's Pallasades Shopping Centre. That's close to the city's New Street railway station."

First spill over to other cities?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Just keep your "unrest" away from Manchester please.

not_goodwin, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Bunch of would be looters got to Tesco Mile End Rd a few seconds before me. Got my adrenaline going. Hoping for a quiet night but now not sure.

mmmm, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

burning greggs in peckham, tv images of youths climbing over roofs

― lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:23 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Daily Express front page random generator

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

Shooting in Leeds according to the BBC and a lot of people swarming round the scene.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

xpost
Apparently a guy's been shot in Chapeltown area of Leeds. Don't know who did it but a crowd of 'about a hundred' youths at scene.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

"I did some damage to some plants. I am not proud of it. I think we all have blemishes in our past."

How did I not know that Nick Clegg has a conviction for setting fire to a rare collection of cacti?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7003100.stm

Alba, Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

what a twat

MoMA said knock you out (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 August 2011 06:56 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.corporatewatch.org/?lid=4029

Unemployed people are being sent to work without pay in multinational corporations, including Tesco, Asda, Primark and Hilton Hotels, by Jobcentres and companies administering the government's welfare reforms. Some are working for up to six months while receiving unemployment benefit of £67.50 a week or less.

Currently 3000 unpaid workers at Tesco.

the other onimo that runs the laboured dn (onimo), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

The sheer level of cynicism in this is unbelievable.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

This is such unbelievable bullshit. When I was last unemployed I worked in Oxfam and the Jobcentre would have cut my benefit if I worked over 16 hours because it would hinder me looking for another job. So now you have to work 30 hours for Tesco and that's not only acceptable but mandatory.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

Okay, this neoliberal conscription into state-mandated slavery can basically fuck right off. Where is the impetus for companies to provide stable, non-casual employment if the government is undermining its own wage laws?

robin hoodie (suzy), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

So is this this "non-military conscription" they were mentioning this morning?

I mean, Military NatServ is a non-runner, mainly because the forces don't want a bunch of uncommitted and less-than-happy conscriptees to 'look after'..

So, what is it?

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

Internships for council estate scum

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

But where?

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

Is the government paying businesses to take these guys on?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

WTF

This is totally beyond the pale

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

No one should get something for nothing in this new society.

(Except employers obviously)

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think the UK is going to get its economy moving again by training people how to stock shelves at ASDA. Though at least if those people got paid there would be some money moving through the economy.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

Well, if there are 'opportunities' for the unemployed at any private company they need to be paid for, in line with the law. So these people working for 30 hours a week should receive around £180 for that. If Tesco have work that needs doing, they can pay for it. Personally, I would make sure I 'accidentally' spoiled enough goods every day to make 'my' store Loss central.

In law, an unemployed person cannot be compelled to unwaged work for a private company and the amounts for JSA are, by law, the *minimum* that must be provided. No individual can be sanctioned without due process. The word of a benefits advisor against a claimant is not 'due process'.

robin hoodie (suzy), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

wonder if they'll try this nonsense on my mum as she won her tribunal, probably on some blacklist now

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

Personally, I would make sure I 'accidentally' spoiled enough goods every day to make 'my' store Loss central.

Just giving £££s of shit away to good looking people is also an acceptable substitute.

MPx4A, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck, let's loot it instead

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

this isn't a new thing, I know someone who was carted off to Borders to work a 35 hour week for <£50/week (the under-25 JSA rate) in 2009. Got a job out of it too. THAT ENDED WELL.

After my year of 'unemployment' they tried to send me on some full-time training scheme too, at which point I said I'M STARTING A PHD AH FUCK YEEEEEEZ.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

thanks dave for yet more society mending.

what employment "rights" do these unpaid slaves have?

and another situation: if you stack the shelves so shittily you get sacked by tesco does that mean you lose your employment benefit too?

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 06:22 (twelve years ago) link

And still unemployment has gone up.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:01 (twelve years ago) link

An idea: the union Unite is offering 50p memberships to service industry workers, students and the unemployed as a kind of gateway to organised labour. This may create an obligation for Unite to lobby for the rights of both the unemployed and the waged, because this forced work thing will only continue to undermine wage levels for all low-paid workers if allowed to progress any further.

robin hoodie (suzy), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:06 (twelve years ago) link

xp Wonder who's responsible for briefing otherwise - http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/aug/17/unemployment-figures-claimant-count

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:08 (twelve years ago) link

More likely they'll just refuse to employ Unite members, sadly.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:08 (twelve years ago) link

Loony Left Union Leaders Launch Sick Recruitment Drive

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:10 (twelve years ago) link

LOL Matt, are you waiting for Cameron to ban union membership as 'gang-related activity'?

robin hoodie (suzy), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:12 (twelve years ago) link

unemployed tried to join unite coupla months ago was told I could be an unemployed member but only if I'd signed up while in employment

conrad, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:13 (twelve years ago) link

This is a new initiative, I guess? Try again.

robin hoodie (suzy), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:15 (twelve years ago) link

yep

conrad, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

xp Wonder who's responsible for briefing otherwise - http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/aug/17/unemployment-figures-claimant-count

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, August 17, 2011 9:08 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

lol at the first comment there. Really should have waiting an hour or so.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

waited

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 10:38 (twelve years ago) link

30,000 'new' jobs are going to be created in the new Enterprise Zones though, doubles all round!

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

Pickles all round!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

"Enterprise zones" sounds suspiciously like those "free trade zones" off the coast of like, Taiwan, where existing labor and safety regulations don't apply

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_trade_zone

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

or indeed those "special economic zones" like the Kaesong industrial region:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaesong_Industrial_Region

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/mar/23/budget-2011-enterprise-zones-designed-to-encourage-new-investment

Doesn't actually sound like an inherently terrible idea.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

"Godwin's Law" should be renamed "Heffer's Law":
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026840/European-debt-summit-Germany-using-financial-crisis-conquer-Europe.html

Neil S, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

I read a book about such UK zones that I remember being okay. Can't remember the author or title though...it'll turn up.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

shd be shot in both brains imo

Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 August 2011 06:10 (twelve years ago) link

Prime Minister David Cameron pitched in to help build a barrel raft with youngsters in Cumbria on a tour of an Outdoor Bound centre.

Mr Cameron met a group of 10 young people at the centre on the shores of Ullswater, in the Lake District.

The prime minister changed from a navy blue suit into jeans and a t-shirt before helping the group make the raft.

Camp leaders said the exercise was about teaching young people the value of hard work, trust and responsibility.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-14564549

James Mitchell, Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:05 (twelve years ago) link

And when they run out of money for clothes, they can wear the barrel.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:05 (twelve years ago) link

Can't wait to see the next manifesto:

1. Filled barrel in Cumbria with small child.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:08 (twelve years ago) link

2. Compulsory jeans and t-shirt for all.
3. ???
4. Profit!

Neil S, Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:16 (twelve years ago) link

why didn't the kids push him into ullswater??????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE YOUTH OF TODAY

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:17 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/mar/23/budget-2011-enterprise-zones-designed-to-encourage-new-investment

Doesn't actually sound like an inherently terrible idea.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, August 17, 2011 1:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

It's not inherently terrible, I just doubt it will be particularly effective. And 30,000 jobs over X years is not very exciting - especially if these are just jobs moved from one place to another - which is what happened with Thatcher's Enterprise Zones (so it's not very original either). Also many local authorities have set up similar schemes in the past (see empty pieces of land with Business/Science/Enterprise Park signs on them). Also I'm always wary of loosening planning regs. Never ends up well for those who actually live nearby.

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:18 (twelve years ago) link

Camp leaders said the exercise was about teaching young people the value of hard work, trust and responsibility.

To be followed up with articles in the Mail about Why Don't Our Children Know How To Have Fun Anymore?

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

Now hopping in a barrel is a barrel of fun
But don't hop in if you want to be down, son
'Cause that could mean down and out as an action
What does it lead to?

Mark G, Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:30 (twelve years ago) link

liberal commie pinkos at the nyt at it again:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/18/opinion/wrong-answers-in-britain.html?_r=1&ref=opinion

ledge, Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

Thatcher's Enterprise Zones

We really are reliving the 80s!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:39 (twelve years ago) link

Pupils who take 'traditional' A-levels should be given priority for university places

Don't they already get priority though, at least in terms of the "calibre" of institution they get you into?

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 18 August 2011 08:58 (twelve years ago) link

yeah exactly - at my school we weren't allowed to take general studies a-level on the basis that no decent university would care about it (but bizarrely still had to take general studies classes) (i chose to do four a-levels instead to get out of that, so i have a french a-level instead of whatever knowledge i'd have gleaned in "life skills" and "computer studies" lessons) (this explains everything, in retrospect)

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:14 (twelve years ago) link

General Studies has ALWAYS been like that. Makes you wonder why they bother with it at all (oh yeah, it's easy and everyone does well in it and it buoys up the school's average grade).

Matt DC, Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

At mine you could take General Studies A-level but only as a 4th A-level.

But yeah thinking back I also had to general studies classes anyway. I remember one about military doublespeak being quite interesting so I guess it wasn't a complete waste of time.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

What is General Studies?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

He's the lecturer in military doublespeak

Mark G, Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

I think we were supposed to do something called "Key Skills" as well. Might have been a GNVQ or some such.

I remember fobbing my head of sixth form off every time he asked me how my project was coming along, and then him being quite upset on deadline day when I was forced to admit that I hadn't started it because I thought it was stupid.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

We had "Modern Studies" when I was at school, it was my best subject!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

That was a proper subject though, traditional or not

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

What is General Studies?

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:22 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pub quiz with a spatial reasoning round, basically.

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link

Makes you wonder why they bother with it at all (oh yeah, it's easy and everyone does well in it and it buoys up the school's average grade).

yep, my school would only let you do it if you got a C or better in the mock.

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link

at my school we weren't allowed to take general studies a-level on the basis that no decent university would care about it

I may be wrong but my understanding is that that's essentially the difference between your school and mine (think you went to the neighbouring private school in the same city as me?) and between the state and private (or "better") schools' approaches to university entry. private schools presumably market themselves in part on the number of kids they send to oxbridge and are therefore much much better at encouraging their students to consider applying and teaching them the tricks that will improve their chances of getting in.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:51 (twelve years ago) link

GS doesn't hurt you chances at oxbridge. it just goes totally unnoticed.

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

i think in my school the logic was: if you actually spent time preparing for a General Studies A-level that was entirely worthless that would take away from time you could be spending doing stuff that would get you into oxbridge/similar - e.g. getting three As, doing duke of edinburgh, volunteering, playing the violin, whatever.

(yes, my school was almost entirely mobilised towards university entry)

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:05 (twelve years ago) link

we still had to go to "general studies" but that was, like, in the period that was before sixth form reserved for PSHE, so.

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

our school didn't do GS lessons. you just turned up to the exam.

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:09 (twelve years ago) link

"never practice, only record"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:10 (twelve years ago) link

our school didn't do GS lessons. you just turned up to the exam.

ah, we did the Critical Thinking Advanced Extension paper that way. (AEA levels: a qualification i had completely forgotten i had until this morning)

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:12 (twelve years ago) link

who took S level? now that was real talk. i took the physics mock and i was like, 'no way do i need that blot on my mother fucking copybook'.

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

I may be wrong but my understanding is that that's essentially the difference between your school and mine (think you went to the neighbouring private school in the same city as me?) and between the state and private (or "better") schools' approaches to university entry. private schools presumably market themselves in part on the number of kids they send to oxbridge and are therefore much much better at encouraging their students to consider applying and teaching them the tricks that will improve their chances of getting in.

i guess - we were never specifically coached in any "tricks" to get into university though (i don't even remember any mock interviews - when i turned up at oxford for mine i felt so inadequately prepared, esp compared to the eg etonians i met there)

but as with cis's school, there was a pretty awesome range of extra-curricular stuff that we were encouraged to do, even though no one actually said "this will help you get into oxbridge" - i helped edit the school magazine, which often meant sunbathing on the school lawn pointing and mocking the kids in CCF for playing soldiers

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

fuck i remember S levels! i was put forward for the english lit one, our teacher was at pains to emphasise that it was just an experiment and didn't matter. i don't think anyone ever actually got their results, lol, which presumably meant we all failed dismally

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

Thread turns like this make me wonder if UK ILx is the poshest online clique I've ever known.

Stevie T, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

the English education system never fails to totally hornswoggle me

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

boom

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:18 (twelve years ago) link

i couldn't do maths or physics S level now, and i have a phd in that shit.

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:18 (twelve years ago) link

trying to find past papers online and failing :-(

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:18 (twelve years ago) link

sorry, "tricks" was definitely the wrong choice of word there but in terms of being expected consider the effect on university entry when making any kind of academic decisions, we definitely weren't. In retrospect I resent them a little bit for that.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

Thread turns like this make me wonder if UK ILx is the poshest online clique I've ever known.

Doubt it. They let scum like me in after all.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

Thread turns like this make me wonder if UK ILx is the poshest online clique I've ever known.

sometimes i wonder whether i should just tell my life story outright to disabuse people of these simplistic notions of "poshness" as though it's not far more complicated than obvious signifiers would imply, and can't encompass more than one end of the spectrum. (it's not for online though so no.)

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

That's the poshest poshcard ever!

Mark G, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

Also not accusing lex of being posh or having advantages I did not, just to be clear. I did fine.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:22 (twelve years ago) link

oh god my school was utterly blatant about it, they were all, "do this because it will look good on your ucas form!" and then you got the actual ucas form and it turned out there wasn't actually space for you to put on all these library monitorships and debating societies so haha it turned out i was right to never take part in anything, ever.

(um except orchestra)

(and the 'international politics discussion society' that was some of my friends in a classroom over lunchbreaks)

I think AEAs were successors to S Levels? the head of english was all "do it, you'll enjoy it" and put me up for... english, critical thinking, and maybe latin (there might have been a timetabling problem that meant i couldn't do latin?). They didn't put me up for history and now i... am doing a phd in that shit.

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link

i went to a comprehensive school in sheffield for the record. and fwiw probably the least posh oxford college (cf. nrq, who is old money).

they should get us all on one of those "i love the 90s" shows. me and lex could do the paul moreley stuff about S levels.

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

i don't deny it! i guess what i'm saying is, despite what you think you know about someone, you don't know everything.

sorry, "tricks" was definitely the wrong choice of word there but in terms of being expected consider the effect on university entry when making any kind of academic decisions, we definitely weren't. In retrospect I resent them a little bit for that.

yeah i think the biggest "trick" wasn't anything specific, more the assumption that it would happen, that this was how things were done, so it didn't even seem like extra pressure or a weird thing to be thinking about university applications because duh, what else would we be doing? there literally was no other option. it was like, of course you'll be thinking about university, in the same way that of course you'll be thinking of turning up to school tomorrow

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scholarship_Level

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

i used to get upset about being posh but these days i think, well, my mother worked incredibly hard to have children so middle-class, so fuck you all.

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

loool

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

er, in a less belligerent way than that post would suggest

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

Hey, I went to a hippie free school for the years of my education I spent in the UK, and they didn't bother about A-levels because they were for the maaaaaaan, and they were more concerned with the self-actualisation of the free little hippie children than standards and grades and hassle by the maaaan.

I did, however, just find their website, and they are apparently still going, though clearly OFSTED was sent in to clear out all that hippie muck.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

latin (there might have been a timetabling problem that meant i couldn't do latin?)

SO regret not doing latin a-level ;_;

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:27 (twelve years ago) link

i used to get upset about being posh but these days i think, well, my mother worked incredibly hard to have children so middle-class, so fuck you all.

:D

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:27 (twelve years ago) link

(cf. nrq, who is old money).

For some reason I read this as "nv is old money", and I thought, WHAT?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:28 (twelve years ago) link

NV is in debrett's (under "LOL")

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:30 (twelve years ago) link

That was the only "trick" I heard about: Take Latin, it will help you at University.

Mark G, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:30 (twelve years ago) link

what my public school DIDN'T do, of course, was instil any sort of work ethic into me (maybe it didn't show that i needed this? i coasted through getting top grades at every turn with minimal effort) =====>>>>>> universities, plural = disaster. as i was just discussing on twitter w/another journalist for whom a-levels were basically our academic pinnacle, i'm not even 100% sure what degree grade i got - i assume i actually did get one but honestly i glanced at the results for like a second and the certificate is long lost. so all in all, all those advantages weren't, ultimately, the greatest help (but then ultimately ultimately, after university, they might have been?)

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:30 (twelve years ago) link

there literally was no other option. it was like, of course you'll be thinking about university, in the same way that of course you'll be thinking of turning up to school tomorrow

iirc there was quite a bit of fuss when i told my school i wasn't going to apply to university? but then they were like "lol w/e you'll do it in the end, gosh having a gnvq as well will look good on your ucas form".

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:32 (twelve years ago) link

Well, I was possibly in the last contingent of people who moved into "computing" without going to Univ, after that it was 'no degree? Forget it" and even now (especially now, I guess), people just assume I went.

Mark G, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:32 (twelve years ago) link

xpost funnily enough I also told my school I wasn't applying for university. Ended up being 'accepted' at Huddersfield. Without applying. (Didn't go, had the job by then)

Mark G, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

actually it's been quite instructive this morning to see how many smart, intelligent people i know completely fucked up either a-levels or university, and sort of made me question my assumption that everyone i know obviously went through both smoothly

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

I think I was pretty much every cliche of a middle-class child but I grew up in Catford so it never really felt like it at the time. Even less so when I went university and virtually everyone was posher than me.

Matt DC, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:35 (twelve years ago) link

i inherited my a-level results

LORD SUkRAT of that ilk (mark s), Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:42 (twelve years ago) link

I did a pretty good Irish Leaving Certificate but definitely picked my subjects and managed my workload to do as little as possible and get by. EG did ordinary level Maths as it was too much work, picked Geography not History despite preferring the latter, Geography is notoriously easy on the Irish Leaving Cert, about 4 weeks work near the end and you'll get an A. I was fluent in Irish and liked English so those were both no work As, got Cs in the two subjects which had huge levels of donkey work required, Latin and Business. And a B1 in French, was disappointed not to get an A.

I didn't get my first choice which was Communications in DCU, but got Journalism which is largely the same and in hindsight a better course. It was a bit of a waste of time though to be honest. Half the course was just a conglomeration of subjects that already were being taught for economics or business degrees, to make up the numbers.

The journalism stuff was theoretically fine and I 100 per cent could have put more into it, I stopped going to lectures regularly after first year, but largely it was just facile rubbish. You could have picked up some tiny camera skills from the course but it wasn't focussed enough on technical tools in my opinion. And it had a truly archaic view of the internet, even for 2001.

Nobody has ever asked me if I have a degree, though I guess it's on my CV. Like Lex I'm not 100 per cent certain of the grade, I think what I put down is correct. When I joined BBC the trainee scheme that got me in actually said it didn't want you to have a degree, thankfully I didn't read that small print.

I guess university fills a gap between the ages of 18-22 or whatever, but it's so exaggerated as a thing. You only really learn when you're in an office and you have to do shit.

Also it's funny how other things you do take on greater significance. I never thought when I spent every day doing a techno blog that it'd really stand to me career-wise but it's one of the most useful and important things on my CV I reckon. Wouldn't be where I am (not a hugely exalted position but at least moving up a ladder and starting a good job next week) without having done that.

LocalGarda, Thursday, 18 August 2011 10:46 (twelve years ago) link

Thread turns like this make me wonder if UK ILx is the poshest online clique I've ever known.

― Stevie T, Thursday, August 18, 2011 11:16 AM

'twas ever thus

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

Despite the fact that I've just eaten a bowl of smashed-up meringue, whipped double cream, and raspberries, I'm probably the least-posh British ILX graduate. Mum never knew her dad, grew up in 2-up, 2-down council house in Sheffield that about 10 family members lived in, no inside toilet, etc etc. Dad's dad was a steel tool-maker, died young. I was the first member of my family on either side, including older cousins etc, to go to university and get a degree. I went to a shit uni and got a shit degree because I literally didn't know any better or have any better guidance. It took me until I was about 28/29 to get a graduate level job. I'm now at a point where I'd say I've done alright for myself, yes that's less about my degree than other stuff I've done since, but the degree helped. I wish I'd known more about university before I went, taken advantage of more. Same with A Levels, actually. I went to the local community college and i was "principal student" in 6th form, whatever that means. I earn considerably more than either of my much older brothers, which I feel... Not guilty about, but sad about, sometimes. We'd never have been ale to buy a use without a deposit from my father-in-law, who, if anything, comes from a poorer background than my mum, but who's worked insanely hard and now runs a company and does business deals in the middle east and stuff. We've just started, this year, to be able to go on holiday a couple of times a year, a week or a weekend away in Europe. I didn't go abroad at all until I was deep into my 20s.

lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:23 (twelve years ago) link

Able to by a house, not ale to buy a use.

lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

Think I can out-prole you there, Nick

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

How many ORNAMENTS we there in your parents' house?!

lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

Were not we! Damn iPad.

lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

I did three A-levels and an extra General Studies A-level which was compulsory at my Sxith-Form College which just happened to have one of the best average UCAS levels in the country. Cheating I reckon.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

Mum never knew her dad, grew up in 2-up, 2-down council house in Sheffield that about 10 family members lived in, no inside toilet, etc etc

Best thing my family ever did was move into a council house!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:35 (twelve years ago) link

we were so poor we couldn't afford feet

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:36 (twelve years ago) link

Not all of us were born into old money, like Noodle Vague

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:39 (twelve years ago) link

lex did you start at oxford?

caek, Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

Some of us had to go to hospital.

xpost TIMING!

Mark G, Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, I think you'll find he started long before that.

xpost TIMING!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

yes

xp (timing?)

lex pretend, Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:44 (twelve years ago) link

I was the first in our family to emerge from the oceans and walk on land

post, Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

post, yesterday

http://images.wikia.com/renandstimpy/images/9/9d/Muddy_Mudskipper.jpg

Neil S, Thursday, 18 August 2011 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

You can mock all you like but it was a big deal. I'm proud of it.

lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 18 August 2011 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

might stick a few of those s-levels on my CV for a laugh. no-one ever queries that shit

do I hear 51, 51, 51... I'll give you 51, 51, 51 (cozen), Thursday, 18 August 2011 12:43 (twelve years ago) link

I want to get involved in this 'least-posh British ILX graduate' competition but I think we need an independent adjudicator. (First attack: my mum grew up living in a single room with her parents and five siblings.)

Never heard of these S-levels but I did take Scottish Advanced Highers in their first year, which by the sounds of it were, at that point, as fucked up as what you were doing. It has unit tests that are just supposed to test your very foundational knowledge, except they were ridiculously difficult and we all kept failing them disastrously. I guess the teacher's growing anger at how broken the whole format was finally saw him snap, cuz when I got my results (good pass on the actual exam) I had mysteriously been awarded the units.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 18 August 2011 12:43 (twelve years ago) link

Advanced Highers? Those crazy schemes that people keep dreaming up. In my late seventies/early eighties Scotland day you did your Highers (usually in your fifth year, over one year) and then if you fancied it (few in my year did) you stayed on for sixth year and studied for the SYS (Sixth Year Studies) certificate, which was broadly along the lines of A-levels (i.e. three subjects), but over just one year. I don’t think anyone ever took it seriously, especially not the English universities (including Oxbridge) for which they were presumably tailored.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 18 August 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

I was the only person at my school who chose to do SYS Maths so they sent me to another school in a taxi every morning at public expense. Completely pointless and I can't remember anything I learned after my Higher.

In SYS Physics I learned how to tune a guitar with an oscilloscope (along with finding out all the equations I had learned previously weren't nearly complicated enough).

^^^ this (onimo), Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link

I was literally the first person in our house to drink tea out of a cup, holding the handle with my hand, lifting it up and proper drinking it like. The way we did things in our street before then, the men would literally slither along the ground, approaching the tea in a circling movement partly out of fear of the unknown and partly with tentative bravado, jutting and then falling back, before gradually encircling it. then the lead man of the the street, Ron Hardy was his name but we used to call him Ron (or Ronno in his later years), Ron would then leap out at the teacup smashing it with his webbed fist and the other men of the street would then open their mouths and as the tea would fly out of the cup and they would attempt to catch any of the flying tea in their mouths.

meanwhile the little women would woop and holler shouts of encouragement, "get that fucking tea down you lad" they would shout as they jostled for position in between the strings of the harpsichord that had been donated to the area by a local outreach group that had begun to cut away at the thick forest of bamboo that separated our street from the modern world of televisions, haircuts and engines just the other side of the A52

It was then that i decided there had to be a better way, I cut off the wings i had been attempting to grow that summer, weaved myself a suit out of unanswered questions (a fucking mint suit that was not like the shit you get in barnes and noble) and literally ran directly to university.

post, Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

just want to chip in and say that, even for blue-bloods like me, there's always someone farther up the ladder

old money entertainment (history mayne), Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

effing queen

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

Must be galling being a Marquess, knowing there are Dukes sneering at you :-)

Neil S, Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

so many memories, post. so many memories.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

Asked why people should vote for him, Ken jokes: "It's a simple choice between good and evil – I don't think it's been so clear since the great struggle between Churchill and Hitler… The people that don't vote for me will be weighed in the balance, come Judgement Day. The Archangel Gabriel will say, ' You didn't vote for Ken Livingstone in 2012. Oh dear, burn forever. Your skin flayed for all eternity.'… I'll come round with a serious pitch nearer the time."
http://www.totalpolitics.com/blog/204272/exclusive-ken-livingstone-interview.thtml

Translated by the Evening Standard into BORIS JOHNSON IS HITLER, SAYS KEN LIVINGSTONE

James Mitchell, Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

tbf it is a choice between a corpulent tory w/a silly voice and an anti-semite noted for his (now former) moustache

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

tbf Ken has a silly voice too

Neil S, Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

Time was you could point at picaninnies in the street without anyone complaining, now look at where we are.

Matt DC, Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

for really tho ken is going to get his arse handed to him

old money entertainment (history mayne), Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

FFS Ken, you twit.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

Which hapless LibDem sap gets to be Stalin in all this again?

Matt DC, Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

Lembit?

^^^ this (onimo), Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

Time was you could point at picaninnies in the street without anyone complaining, now look at where we are.

Tacky of you to bring that up again.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 18 August 2011 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

From The Sunday Times:

Some of David Cameron's ministers and closest advisers will personally "adopt" workless families to help the longterm unemployed off benefits and into work.

A group of ministers, MPs and special advisers will set an example by volunteering to become "family champions" under a scheme devised by Emma Harrison, the social entrepreneur whose company manages £300m of government training contracts. Chris Grayling, the employment minister, Tim Loughton, the children and families minister, and Jane Ellison, Tory MP for Battersea, which was hit by looting during the recent riots, have each volunteered to mentor a workless family. Rohan Silva, one of Cameron's senior policy advisers, has also volunteered.

Harrison wants the middle classes to follow their example to help families in which two or three generations have never worked. The mentors will introduce the families to their contacts, help them to manage their housekeeping money and guide them through bureaucracy.

"This isn't a gimmick, this is me seriously looking them in the eye and saying: come on then. Let's all get together and tackle this thing," Harrison said.

Wow, all we need is a 300,000 member Cabinet and they can cut unemployment by 10 per cent.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 21 August 2011 06:54 (twelve years ago) link

Jesus:

Harrison has pledged to take on a number of families herself and Cameron, although he does not have time to take part in the scheme himself, has promised to have a cup of tea with the ones she gets into work.

Families where two or more generations are out of work ? or have never worked ? are problem and a huge drain on the economy.

"Families like that are negative millionaires," said Harrison. "There are lots of different agencies whose job it is to have a poke at some aspect or other of a family's life - child protection or social work or whatever - but no one who ever sits down and says: what is the future for this family? "I came across one family that had 22 different agencies involved in their welfare. When you take into account all the workers, their managers, the infrastructure, it must take £1m a year to support them. And what's worse is that even so, these families have really crap lives. Really, really bad."

James Mitchell, Sunday, 21 August 2011 06:55 (twelve years ago) link

fuck me.

such a gimmick. there are cunts who can't even string together a sentence on the dole and talking to some tory dick is going to transform them?

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 21 August 2011 07:14 (twelve years ago) link

been watching too many heart-warming Channel 4 documentaries

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 07:25 (twelve years ago) link

like i'd like to see some tory mp with the lad i used to know. he was unemployed because he didn't want to work. he had a bad back, and sold the painkillers he got for his back to his dealer in exchange for coke, he shot the coke in his veins. he died age 25. if only a tory could have been there to give him a lecture.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 21 August 2011 07:28 (twelve years ago) link

well you have an eternal situation where firstly, these cunts have literally no idea what the lives of people at the bottom end of society are like, lives so different from their own that they can't even begin to make the imaginative leap to understand how people live and what motivates them and what they want from the world. but then beyond that, we've got the long-standing lie that the government wants all these people into work. do they fuck. full employment wd be a nightmare for any capitalist economy cos it removes the downward pressure on wages. so not only is whatever latest do-good scheme they've copped from some 19th century social fucking entrepreneur a farce, it's a sham too.

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 07:34 (twelve years ago) link

stuff like this makes it perfectly legitimate to say that these cunts are the enemy, forever, compromise is impossible and we shd drive them into the sea by any means necessary

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 07:36 (twelve years ago) link

just ask freeview to create a 'secret millionaire' tv channel, where re-runs can be shown 24 hours a day.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 21 August 2011 07:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah like i say for some reason Channel 4 have been pushing this Samuel Smiles Economics agenda for a while now

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 07:41 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, all we need is a 300,000 member Cabinet and they can cut unemployment by 10 per cent.

― James Mitchell, Sunday, August 21, 2011 6:54 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah i like how this 'intervention' is nannying by another name but of course has nothing to do with the purported 'nanny state' so derided by the right over the last two decades.

purely and simply dave.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 21 August 2011 07:42 (twelve years ago) link

Born in Haddington, East Lothian, Scotland, the son of Samuel Smiles of Haddington and Janet Wilson of Dalkeith, Smiles was one of eleven surviving children.[1] The family were strict Cameronians, though when Smiles grew up he was not one of them.[1]

lol amusing shit i didn't know

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 07:45 (twelve years ago) link

Samuel Smiles Economics

yes lol

- this is money; you don't have any of it
- don't i?
- no, and you wouldn't spend it wisely if i gave some to you
- oh ok.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 21 August 2011 07:46 (twelve years ago) link

govt policy finally taking its cues from reality tv, i have been waiting for this for a while

lex pretend, Sunday, 21 August 2011 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

we've got the long-standing lie that the government wants all these people into work. do they fuck. full employment wd be a nightmare for any capitalist economy cos it removes the downward pressure on wages. so not only is whatever latest do-good scheme they've copped from some 19th century social fucking entrepreneur a farce, it's a sham too.

― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011

This can't be repeated enough! This pretence that they want to 'solve' unemployment seems to become more effective and entrenched over time, not less

post, Sunday, 21 August 2011 08:58 (twelve years ago) link

You can repeat it as often as you want but I don't think it's got an enormous amount to do with this. They don't want full employment for the reasons above, they probably don't want three million or more unemployed either because it makes them look like total clowns who can't run an economy. They need to be seen to be doing something but they haven't got a fucking clue what to do.

There's also almost certainly some heavy influence from the Christian wing of the Tory party who feel a moralistic urge to "do something about the poor" as long as it doesn't involve forcing anyone to pay more money or anything else that might be inconvenient to their worldview. So the end result is this policy that appears to be written on the back of a napkin by someone who's seen My Fair Lady one too many times.

There's also the willful refusal to even acknowledge the question of what jobs these people are supposed to do in places with no industrial base any more and not enough work to go round even in the boom, let alone in the middle of a global economic crisis. And "go and work in a KFC 30 miles away" isn't going to be the solution to anyone's problems, work ethic or no work ethic. Because if they did acknowledge that question then this whole stupid edifice would unravel in seconds.

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 August 2011 09:47 (twelve years ago) link

hey don't want full employment for the reasons above, they probably don't want three million or more unemployed either because it makes them look like total clowns who can't run an economy. They need to be seen to be doing something but they haven't got a fucking clue what to do.

yeah it is hard for me to get a handle on the impossibility-of-full-employment argument when the short-term problems raised by no employment are so much more pressing. like i don't think they're worry about a decrease in employment leading to an eventual utopian period of full employment; there isn't such a systematic 'long game' imo

sweatpants life trajectory (schlump), Sunday, 21 August 2011 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

emma harrison runs A4e, which is one of the companies forcing people to work in tesco's for nothing. nauseating. everyone otm about these cunts.

joe, Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

no that's not really my point. my point is that they don't feel any real urge to reduce unemployment - except maybe for not looking like clowns reasons as Matt mentioned, altho previous Tory govs have not seemed to worry unduly about that. so unemployment and social exclusion is this area they feel the need to talk about cos you know it's in the news and that but it has no central place in their political vision, and nor does "where are the jobs gonna come from" or any of that.

i'm not proposing a conspiracy, i'm saying that every time a Tory talks about employment it has about as much weight as the SWP's stance on Celebrity Big Brother. it's not on the radar. there are underlying reasons why it's not on the radar, which i was commenting on. basically a Tory wanting to end unemployment is as likely as a Catholic wanting to end sin.

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

xp

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

that is a good pots. i agree, sure - i think whenever i hear that one strand isolated it sounds conspiratorial, but as a matter of priorities then yeah. feeling compelled to address a thing they're not addressing, as exemplified by the tree-on-the-logo makeover, feels like a key tory transparency.

sweatpants life trajectory (schlump), Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

post. good post. no pots.

sweatpants life trajectory (schlump), Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

As well as her business interests, Emma is a mum of four, works tirelessly for charity and lives in a “posh commune” with 20 of her friends and family. Her story is one of creativity, determination and hard graft.

it's like the innocent smoothies aesthetic stamping on a human face forever.

joe, Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

If Tesco needs people to stack shelves, then they can pay minimum wage to each and every one of them with their £3.54 BILLION in profits last year. Hell, they could even pay them £7.45/hr - the London Living Wage according to the GLA. Part of the experience of work is the money you should be paid whenever you do some for an employer.

robin hoodie (suzy), Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

was considering a separate thread for thick bastards who patronisingly use their own (distorted) life story as a template for how everybody else should be able to "succeed"

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

That's so gross - particularly when the people who hold themselves up as paragons of this sort of thing do everything to pull the ladder up behind them so nobody like them has access to the same pathways out.

robin hoodie (suzy), Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah and usually the story gets distorted so the hard times are worse and the support networks disappear and the lucky breaks they had are ignored

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

govt policy finally taking its cues from reality tv, i have been waiting for this for a while

Kirstie Allsopp and Mary 'Queen of Shops' Portas beat her to it by a few years.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 21 August 2011 10:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/aug/21/david-cameron-new-holiday-cornwall

"After an early return due to riots, PM takes fifth holiday of the year to avoid being 'completely fried' by pressures of the job"

If I could afford five holidays in 7.5 months (financially and actually having the annual leave available) I'd be wary of telling my employer that it was to avoid being completely fried, cos their first thought would be whether they need to pull the capability procedure out of the bottom drawer.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 21 August 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

Mind you, not sure the Queen is too bothered what DC does.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 21 August 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder what the Brenda/Dave weekly meetings are like.

- Phone tapping, prime minister, what is that?
- It tastes wonderful in Majorca, ma'am, with aioli and quince on the side.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 21 August 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

Get him out of Cornwall, they have to get the place disinfected after every time he goes through there. Ugh.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Sunday, 21 August 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

However there appeared to be some confusion in Whitehall over the plan with employment minister Chris Grayling - who was also named among the volunteers - saying that he was not involved.

"I was rather surprised when I read this one. It was news to me that I was going to be in there," he told Sky News.

"Tim is the children's minister and I know that he wants to lead from the front over this. I am sure he will do an excellent job."

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5i2ChfGjOAhfWtTZUef-UnC1UiEsQ

James Mitchell, Sunday, 21 August 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

if i could afford five holidays in 7.5 months i'd take them, and wouldn't really care too much about what t'internet thought. Did blair or brown never take hols?

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 August 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

Doubt Brown did tbh.

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 August 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

Brown's idea of a holiday:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/aug/03/gordon-brown-community-work-kirkcaldy

Alba, Sunday, 21 August 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

^^^LOL - great minds, N.

robin hoodie (suzy), Sunday, 21 August 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

David Cameron has cut short his holiday to return to London to chair a meeting of the National Security Council's Libya committee, Downing Street says.
Someone's obviously learned that the poll numbers go up when he comes back from holiday early.

James Mitchell, Monday, 22 August 2011 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

he goes on hols- lol tory prick
he cuts hols short- lol tory prick

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:12 (twelve years ago) link

David Cameron - lol tory prick

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

that's what i'm saying, tbf, but is it enough for uk ilx politics threads to use it as the only looking glass through which this govt/pm can be examined? I use this place for my uk politics updates and you're better than that.

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

I think that he came back within hours of the Libya "success" but took three days to return when his capital city was being torched by marauding youths is worthy of comment tbf.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, just not endless self-congratulatory reiteration of the 'lol tory prick' comment, is all.

now go think about what you've done eh

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, he had another holiday already?

post, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

So, if he interrupts his hol then goes back, does that make it 2 hols?

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

(xpost) or indeed, "Wait, he had another holiday all ready?"

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

i think we can all assume "tory prick" is understood. the need to say it seems like a generational thing to me.

caek, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

david 'two hols' cameron

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

It's like that double standard that says John Prescott cannot have two jaguars, and Tony Blair cannot make lucrative amountts on the lecture circuit, but if both situations were applied to Thatch, those people would fall down in praise at the offerings to the Magii...

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

'five hols' actuellement.

Prescott on Twitter yesterday explained that one of the two Jags was secondhand and cost £4K in Exchange and Mart.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

same double standard that says blair can start a war as a nominal labour pm but still be less despised than a relatively inoffensive dim twat like dcam, i guess

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

think this is a good point darragh & we should shoot higher, but i think that 'tory prick' in this instance is shortform 'guy is going on holiday' -> 'guy does not give a shit' -> 'tory leadership is just utterly remote, detached & unconcerned from its people'. like i have no idea what he'd be doing that was useful if he wasn't on holiday - touring a building site or actively eviscerating some kind of useful food regulation standard or w/e, but it is 'lofty david cameron and his distance from being a useful public servant'

sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

Prescott on Twitter yesterday explained that one of the two Jags was secondhand and cost £4K in Exchange and Mart.

That took him long enough, or was there a D-notice in tne media on this?

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah fair point schlump, i do get the shorthand aspect of it too

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:37 (twelve years ago) link

same double standard that says blair can start a war as a nominal labour pm but still be less despised than a relatively inoffensive dim twat like dcam, i guess

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:35 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Less despised? You sure?

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:37 (twelve years ago) link

TBF darragh, most people here bitched about Blair's interventions - and still do. We don't despise either man for the exact same reasons.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

xp: troo. the comment thread on his observer thing was not exactly sweetness and light.

caek, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

Any PM going on holiday is always going to be subject to the "how can he, while they are felling trees in Nova Scotia at will!!!" comeback.

Still, though...

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link

Cameron has taken five holidays over the course of a year, some of which have been spent in the company of disgraced News International execs. What bugs me is how he justifies it - basically if he doesn't have lots of hols he'll freak out/melt down.

Hope I'm not generalizing but I get the feeling most of ILX are still cross at Labour for abandoning Clause Four.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:41 (twelve years ago) link

well at least i got ye complainin about blair for a bit, result imo

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:42 (twelve years ago) link

don't think the uk's problems would be solved by a prime minister working longer hours. seems like an odd thing to care about in that light. (modulo going on hols with NI people obviously)

Hope I'm not generalizing but I get the feeling most of ILX are still cross at Labour for abandoning Clause Four.

― robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, August 22, 2011 10:41 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm probably generalizing too, but that's the kind of generational thing i was talking about.

caek, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

I read that as "but that's the kind of generalisation thing i was talking about."

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 09:50 (twelve years ago) link

Actually this is what fucks me off about left politics in both the US and the UK - after an interminable length in opposition, nominal party of the left *wins a landslide* and then sets about giving concessions that drag it to the centre/right, concessions that *none* of the voters charged it to make when voting against the cruelties of conservatism. I don't recall voting for anyone because I wanted them to renegotiate the social contract to disadvantage the general public.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

modulo? is this an autocorrect thing, caek?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:57 (twelve years ago) link

i just wiki'd it it's amazing

sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 09:59 (twelve years ago) link

In the mathematical community, the word modulo is often used informally. Generally, to say "A is the same as B modulo C" means, more-or-less, "A and B are the same except for differences accounted for or explained by C".

so what caek was saying was that a was pretty much the same as b, except where it said mathematical it meant just brainy type caek dudes

sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 10:00 (twelve years ago) link

it's a preposterous way of saying "except"

caek, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

at least in my vernacular

caek, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

ah I understand sentence now.

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

10 mod 4 is 2 (mod yields the remainder of a division)

caek, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsQbgaYNd6I

caek, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:18 (twelve years ago) link

What bugs me is how he justifies it - basically if he doesn't have lots of hols he'll freak out/melt down.

are you saying it would be possible for him to justify them in a way you found satisfying?

caek, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

Hope I'm not generalizing but I get the feeling most of ILX are still cross at Labour for abandoning Clause Four.

Call it a long shot, but I think their record over 13 years in power might have something to do with it as well.

Matt DC, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

If Cam said "because I have total and utter faith in my cabinet and deputy I can go on hol"

T'would still be crap, but at least it'd make people laugh.

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:22 (twelve years ago) link

David Cameron speaking right now on BBC looks like boobs are growing on his forehead BTW.

robin hoodie (suzy), Monday, 22 August 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link

Both Blair and Brown were very very centralized and controlling as PM's - this government feels closer to proper Cabinet government. When I think of health service reforms I think of Lansley, Gove for whatever educational fuckup he's forcing through etc. We don't have the PM's face attached to everything in the same way we used to. So yes, Cameron probably can get away with taking more time off.

Matt DC, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

and being teflon.

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

I think Cameron's Teflon days died with the News of the World.

Matt DC, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:29 (twelve years ago) link

Both Blair and Brown were very very centralized and controlling as PM's - this government feels closer to proper Cabinet government. When I think of health service reforms I think of Lansley, Gove for whatever educational fuckup he's forcing through etc. We don't have the PM's face attached to everything in the same way we used to. So yes, Cameron probably can get away with taking more time off.

suddenly reminded of david schneider shouting FREE SWIM!

sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

I think Cameron's Teflon days died with the News of the World.

Dunno, he's still there, and Andy Coulson has dropped off the surface of him...

Mark G, Monday, 22 August 2011 10:49 (twelve years ago) link

The Daniel Morgan story is back in play: it involves police bribes, newspaper involvement in gang violence, and an AXE MURDER. Coulson is neck deep in it. Due process -- and quite a lot of other news! -- has taken Coulson off the front pages for a while, but he'll be back. Cameron's critics -- who exist on all wings of politics -- will not be slow to connect DC to AC (ha!) and to rub all his moralty rhetoric in his own face. Politics be bein politics: have some faith in the ordinary jealousies, rivalries, egotisms and stupidities of the party system. If Cameron had found a way to suspend these, he would actually be a politician to reckon with over a long span.

The end of clause four was part of Blair's pitch to Labour in the mid-90s and Labour's pitch to the country in 1997. If we voted labour in 1997, we were in effect voting for the end of clause four. I wish this weren't so, but it is.

mark s, Monday, 22 August 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

If it's an axe murder has JAN AKKERMAN been questioned?

"A reunion with Thijs van Leer in 1985 turned out to be unsuccessful" <-- evidence

mark s, Monday, 22 August 2011 11:11 (twelve years ago) link

wait wait wait, when did you start using punctuation? is that a c+p? help im confused.

8========3 to the end of time (history mayne), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:41 (twelve years ago) link

same double standard that says blair can start a war as a nominal labour pm but still be less despised than a relatively inoffensive dim twat like dcam, i guess

Uh no, I would assume Blair is much more despised here than Cameron... for now, let's see what damage he can do in the next few years. And LOL Tory Prick never gets old.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 22 August 2011 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

Cameron's way ahead of Blair on foreign policy so far but that wouldn't be difficult. His domestic policy is abysmal.

Matt DC, Monday, 22 August 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

Libya is Cameron's Kosovo, I suppose?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 22 August 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

If Libya goes the way it's looking, then its consequences are unlikely to be containable or tidy the way kosovo (or the falklands) could soon seem, headline-wise: just as likely to lead to problem -- from DC's perspective -- as seemingly solve them; and quite likely quite quickly

mark s, Monday, 22 August 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

Well, yes, but what I meant is even LOL Bliar started with a foreign policy 'success' and it was rapidly downhill from there.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

Was that when he fixed Ireland?

^^^ this (onimo), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

yeah tbf we'd have to give him that. Responsible for riverdance n all the same man

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

Smooth façade, lots going on underneath.

Wasn't he going to fix Palestine in his post PM career? How's that going?

The Vagina Monikers (onimo), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

Don't think Cameron really has Blair's Messiah complex.

Matt DC, Monday, 22 August 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

he got some superb olives xp

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

'ha you couldn't even fix israel/palestine' not really oh-snap material
xp

sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

I think he was convinced he could.

The Vagina Monikers (onimo), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

yah cameron doesn't really care about politics as praxis any more than as ideas

it's like he drew the short straw twenty yrs ago and had to go run the conservative party while his chums got to make proper money

nakhchivan, Monday, 22 August 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

^ precisely

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

Everyone's a winner, baby!

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:29 (twelve years ago) link

That is just too deliciously fucked.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

I expected more, after that url

Alba, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

Her husband won't have a minute to himself...

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:31 (twelve years ago) link

I mean FFS! I know it's just an amusing LOL-typical story on the surface but it is SO FUCKING TYPICAL it basically sums up my misgivings of this whole debacle in one story.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

would just like to take this opportunity to thank the heroic class warrior rioters for enabling this sort of shit

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 12:07 (twelve years ago) link

They're lucky if they make it that far tbh. Seems like the police have adopted a policy of randomly offing suspects. Three dead so far this week (two tasered to death, one dead after pepper spray) - what the hell's going on?

NickB, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 12:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/aug/23/volunteered-work-cameron-blair

john harris on the mandatory work placements thing

(using no way as way) (schlump), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

would just like to take this opportunity to thank the heroic class warrior rioters for enabling this sort of shit

― Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 13:07 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

Not sure I fully understand this post

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

beginning to wonder if i should include footnotes w/all my posts

― Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, August 19, 2011 4:00 PM (5 days ago)

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

dorries and co really are a fucking nuisance eh

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

but then http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/31/downing-street-uturn-abortion-proposals, so
but yes obviously totally

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

Manufacturing led recovery carries on apace

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

If we can manufacture enough LEDs we'll be out of this recession in no time.

dubplates and monster munch (seandalai), Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link

LED zeppelin

Mark G, Thursday, 1 September 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/law/2011/sep/05/david-cameron-court-verdicts-televised

Televising just the sentencing seems completely pointless.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 5 September 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

it'll make a good intro to the public floggings

placeholder for weak pun (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

how to get people back into politics via things we learnt from the rodney king trial

Jay-Z ft. Kanye 'Big Hat Club (Spiritual Big Hat Club Jazz Remix)' (a hoy hoy), Monday, 5 September 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zrLA0.jpg

FFFFFFFFFFFFFU

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 5 September 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

calm down dear

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Monday, 5 September 2011 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

get a lawyer, morans

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

I'm easily aggravated

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

Lansley has one of the easiest jobs in the cabinet. He's also the least trustworthy. I hope he goes.

mmmm, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 11:58 (twelve years ago) link

there it is http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/sep/05/punishment-rioters-help

caek, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

Is Health really one of the easiest jobs in the cabinet?

I don't know how you would judge these things but he must be responsible for a hell of a lot of budget, in a high profile area (if not the highest), and have to deal with powerful stakeholders like the GMC. Plus there are the massive changes that the Coalition are trying to put through, while he seemingly gets little support from Cameron.

AlanSmithee, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

Of course it isn't one of the easiest jobs in the cabinet, that's complete nonsense.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

Also that Telegraph article is dated January 2010 so I doubt it's going to have much effect on Lansley now.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

probably nagl to be lold at by your own leader

nagldine dorries <---subtle that

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

12.32pm: Labour's Huw Irranca-Davies asks if Cameron agrees that housing minister Grant Shapps is a star - because he is promoting house boats as a response to the housing crisis.

Cameron says Shapps is doing a great job.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

2.24pm: Nadine Dorries's amendment has been defeated by 368 votes to 118 - a majority of 250.

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

(xp) House boats, prison ships, seem the Right are obsessed with getting the British on the water to relive our glorious nautical heritage

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

House boats and prison ships for the poor; punting, Henley and Cowes for the rich.

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

The occasional booze cruise for the squeezed middle.

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

newsnight getting bizarre

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

Too angry about the NHS to think too much about politics at the moment so let's just laught at this instead:

Chancellor George Osborne was jeered off stage at a glossy magazine ceremony after making a foul-mouthed joke.

The shame-faced Tory hurried from the event just minutes later when he realised how badly his attempt at humour had gone down.

Guests including Johnny Depp, Kylie Minogue, Keith Richards and Bono listened in disbelief at the GQ Awards as he cracked the schoolboy gag.

Collecting the award for Politician of the Year from BBC political editor Nick Robinson, Mr Osborne, 40, said: “It is a pleasure to win this award. I’ve just come from addressing about 300 bankers in the City of London and it says something about my profession that I was still the most unpopular person in the room. It is a fine recognition.

“I’m not sure who actually reads the politics pages of GQ magazine though – I suspect they are the only pages of the magazine that a teenage boy hasn’t stuck together while reading the magazine. Some might say that’s because the w*****s are on the page rather than reading them.”

There were a few nervous laughs before hecklers at the back of the Royal Opera House in Covent Garden, London, began to jeer. Baronet’s son Mr Osborne’s went red in the face and fled the stage.

Later Stephen Fry was cheered when he queried the Chancellor’s odd remarks.

He said: “What were you thinking? Are you aware the magazine has male models? Were you thinking of Maxim?” He added in a tweet that Mr Osborne had “made an arse of himself”.

An insider said: “It was very embarrassing that Osborne should totally misread the room that badly. It showed arrogance and lack of respect.”

The Chancellor caused more embarrassment backstage when he demanded a flunkie get rapper Tinie Tempah’s autograph for his daughter. When it was produced, he snapped: “It’s not for my daughter, it’s for my son. Now please go and rectify the matter.” His demand was ignored.

Before leaving, Mr Osborne made sure to collect his luxury winners’ goodie bag which included a Samsung Galaxy Tab, DVDs, champagne and spa vouchers.

A source close to the Chancellor, seen out jogging yesterday in St James’s Park, London, insisted his jokes went down well and he was clapped off the stage. He added the speech on Tuesday night was made in “the spirit of the occasion” and was “well received”.

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:31 (twelve years ago) link

It showed arrogance and lack of respect.

From George Osborne?

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:35 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ6213IAQHk

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:36 (twelve years ago) link

Urrgggh!

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

I do sneakily admire Count Osborne of Gligberg-Ottenscrope for doing bad wanking gags in front of smug gliberati. If it had been Jonathan Ross it would have been a standing ovation.

ffs who gives a toss about what Stephen Fry has to say about anything, stupid arse-propped old vole-chewer, go and speak to your old pal Hugh, maybe he’ll give you 10p.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

how is osbourne the villain of a piece that starts with

Collecting the award for Politician of the Year from BBC political editor Nick Robinson, Mr Osborne

what the fuck, politician of the year. give it to tom watson or some other guy who hasn't just actively & cacklingly been destroying the future.

Carl Theodor Dreyer (uncredited) (schlump), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:40 (twelve years ago) link

clue: Nick Robinson

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:43 (twelve years ago) link

'Cunty magazine rewards cunt for being a cunt'

oppet, Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:44 (twelve years ago) link

schlump otm. the whole thing's a farce.

It was a Thursday night. I was working late... (dog latin), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:45 (twelve years ago) link

well done, cunto

It was a Thursday night. I was working late... (dog latin), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:45 (twelve years ago) link

If it had been Jonathan Ross it would have been a standing ovation.

No doubt. Suspect Wossy's comic timing might be a tad better. Bet you Cameron would have got a laugh.

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

Nick Robinson didn't award it, he presented it.

The GQ readers chose him, right?

Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:51 (twelve years ago) link

I'm very much out of the loop - can someone link to a news story/summarise whatever's happening with the NHS please?

It was a Thursday night. I was working late... (dog latin), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:51 (twelve years ago) link

If it had been Jonathan Ross it would have been a standing ovation.

No doubt. Suspect Wossy's comic timing might be a tad better. Bet you Cameron would have got a laugh.

― Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:48 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Yeah, I think it's not so much what he said (despite it being daft and wholly incorrect), but more the fact the Politician of the Year shouldn't be making cheap wank jokes on stage.

It was a Thursday night. I was working late... (dog latin), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:53 (twelve years ago) link

It's not a fact, it's a received assertion. If more politicians made cheap wank jokes I'd think much better of them.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

And if Jonathan Ross made less I'd think much better of him

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, reading it back he's just calling the people who voted him in a bunch of wankers. I hadn't understood the "horribly formed" joke at first.

It was a Thursday night. I was working late... (dog latin), Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:56 (twelve years ago) link

Margaret Thatcher, on walking into Number 10:

"Where there is discord, may we bring harmony. Where there is error, may ... Oy Ted! Ted! Ted Heath? Wankaaaaahhh"

Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:59 (twelve years ago) link

You're missing the point, it is always funny when a politician makes an arse out of himself while awkwardly trying to show off to the cool kids (or what he thinks of as the cool kids). See also Alan Duncan on HAve I Got News For You.

That GQ are arseholes and read by arseholes is neither here nor there.

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 September 2011 10:59 (twelve years ago) link

I say "himself" because it is usually men, occasional cringe-inducing Oonah King tweet notwithstanding.

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

It's always squirmingly embarrasing when someone takes the stage that isn't a 'comedian', but someone who decides suddenly that comedy is "easy" and decides to do 'unpracticed' humour.

Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

He could have hired Michael McIntyre to knock him off a few funnies.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

Or, indeed, Bob Mills COMEDIAN.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

these events foster and batten on a kind of "sporting man of the year/all pals here/it's a game between consenting adults" fiction, complete with "licensed jester" roles, an unspoken etiquette, and a deliberate atmosphere of testing the limits that never actually tests limits (or even indicates them)

interesting -- and perhaps telling -- that the etiquette should fracture so sharply here, that certain participants should consider lines have been crossed (or more likely seize the chance to insist we think so): compare/contrast osborne here and julian clary fisting norman lamont back in the day, lines also crossed but in a very different direction

mark s, Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:11 (twelve years ago) link

don't think you have to be a "Comedian" to do mildly funny acceptance speech, have seen plenty of professional comedians who wd be equally shit. Osborne misreading an audience that was probly mostly on his side is funny as fuck, GQ thinking it's above being a lads mag is almost as funny.

placeholder for weak pun (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:11 (twelve years ago) link

xp Officially the award was decided by the political editor Matthew D'Ancona, though I'm sure Tory suck-up Dylan Jones had a say. The idea that readers - even GQ readers - voted en masse for Osborne is too depressing to contemplate. As is the idea of anyone wanking over GQ.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

Osborne misreading an audience that was probly mostly on his side is funny as fuck

He doesn't 'do' human beings

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, whatever happened to Bob Mills COMEDIAN ?

Bob Mills RETIRED? or Bob Mills TELEVISIONXVOICEOVERMAN?

Mark G, Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:17 (twelve years ago) link

Think Mills took a penalty for the Mighty O's last night.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:29 (twelve years ago) link

Bob's friends say he is 'depressed and angry' following his controversial loss to Tom Watt in 2011's Fighting Talk Champions Final.

the art of posting sideways (onimo), Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:36 (twelve years ago) link

that was such a fucking fix

the Dorothy Squires of mean-spirited moaning and cynicism (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:36 (twelve years ago) link

Osborne probably is "politician of the year" in that he encapsulates British politics now more than anyone else I can think of, including Cameron. But that's probably not what the GQ dudes had in mind.

these events foster and batten on a kind of "sporting man of the year/all pals here/it's a game between consenting adults" fiction, complete with "licensed jester" roles, an unspoken etiquette, and a deliberate atmosphere of testing the limits that never actually tests limits (or even indicates them)

You can say whatever you want at this sort of thing as long as you don't undermine the backslapping. I saw Michael McIntyre get booed at a magazine publishers' awards ceremony for doing a similar thing.

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

"don't rip the piss out of the client" wd seem to be a no-brainer for any corporate jolly

the Dorothy Squires of mean-spirited moaning and cynicism (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:39 (twelve years ago) link

there's a strange oblivious carelessness about the way these guys approach everything -- not just not giving a fuck about the modalities, but not even being bothered to be aware there are modalities that might sometimes matter -- is so baked into their reckoning, when said reckoning comes

this in itself is something and nothing -- it was NOT GQ wot won it -- but it is an indicator i think of how lazily entitled and unself-aware they are all up and down the line all the time... stuff which will piece by piece add up and reach critical mass, not on a big set-piece move like the NHS, but on something possibly even sillier

mark s, Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

even sillier than this GQ thing, i mean: the NHS stuff is the opposite of silly

mark s, Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

Sensible?

Tim, Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:44 (twelve years ago) link

That's the thing - you'd think they'd be more self-aware. David Cameron basically got where he is by knowing when not to look like a lazily entitled dick but he's been shooting himself repeatedly in the foot of late. Pretty sure it won't do too much damage though when offset against something like being suitably bellicose about the riots.

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

yes it's not the general public optics i'm thinking of here, it's the absolute indifference to the amour propre of a contained constituency -- a fairly risible in this case, but also one that it would have cost NO time or effort to pander to --> my conclusion is that they do this all the time, and that all the "contained constituencies", which jigsaw together to make up the professional classes as a whole, from high-end specialist down to anyone with a qualification of any kind, are put in the position of offsetting their (perhaps positive) response how the general optics are managed (re eg riot response) to how the expertise and ethos and self-esteem of their own small sector is respected

any one of these sectors pissed off =small beer
all of them pissed off = manageable provided they don't mutually communicate this pissed-off-ness
all of them pissed off and aware everyone else is = the reckoning

all happening in the context of a general (quite scary) political sea-change in global politics... which may reach us quite late

mark s, Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

Actually, I think I disagree with that - Osborne's problem here isn't that he's failing to pander to the contained consitituency, it's that he's trying too hard to be one of the lads and failing.

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

yes fair enough, pander is the wrong word here: but it's still about not having antennae remotely attuned, or even imagining this is a thing

mark s, Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

A Worcestershire council has defended plans to increase the pay of five of its senior managers by up to 15%.

Conservative-controlled Wychavon District Council is having to make £2m in budget cuts.

Paul Middlebrough, the council leader, said: "This is a fair approach because the jobs they are doing have changed fairly significantly."

Esther Lowe from the Unison union said the rises would leave other workers "very annoyed and angry".

Under the proposals the maximum salary for the managing director would increase from £107,004 to £115,000.

The maximum salary for the deputy managing director would be increased to £90,000, from £77,971.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-14818809

James Mitchell, Thursday, 8 September 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

Looking like he could do with some exercise these days

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

Gove: "We cannot say often enough that what we saw this summer was a straightforward conflict between right and wrong."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-14748268

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 9 September 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

"When fines are imposed they are often reduced to take account of an adult's expenditure on satellite TV, alcohol and cigarettes," Mr Gove said.

big shout out to Daily Mail comments land there

the art of posting sideways (onimo), Friday, 9 September 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

Can't say it often enough that Tory MPs are disgusting fucking vermin.

the Paul Squires of mean-spirited moaning and cynicism (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 September 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

from October
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-11606799

The Conservative-controlled authority said it faced a 25% funding cut over the next four years.
...

Truancy officers will have 75% of their funding cut

dunno how this (and a hundred similar stories up and down the country) square with the review of truancy sanctions

the art of posting sideways (onimo), Friday, 9 September 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

Wholesale attack on the principles of the welfare state, innit.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 9 September 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

need tougher fines for ventriloquist's dummies that escape their boxes and stand for parliament imho

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 9 September 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

Gove, yesterday

http://evertak.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/gabbo.gif?w=248&h=186

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 9 September 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

However, the changes are set to cause problems for key coalition figures. Chancellor George Osborne’s seat in Tatton, Cheshire, looks likely to be merged with another, while the Sheffield Hallam constituency of Nick Clegg, deputy prime minister, is expected to be redrawn significantly to bring in new wards.

Psephologists forecast high-level disputes between MPs whose neighbouring constituencies may be condensed into one, including Danny Alexander, chief secretary to the Treasury, against former Lib Dem leader Charles Kennedy and Ed Balls, shadow chancellor, against fellow Labour MP Hilary Benn.

Grant Shapps, housing minister, and Chris Huhne, energy secretary, could also see their seats placed under threat.

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/1fd16acc-dc64-11e0-8654-00144feabdc0.html

James Mitchell, Monday, 12 September 2011 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

The Chancellor caused more embarrassment backstage when he demanded a flunkie get rapper Tinie Tempah’s autograph for his daughter. When it was produced, he snapped: “It’s not for my daughter, it’s for my son. Now please go and rectify the matter.” His demand was ignored.

o_o

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

wotta dick

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

(assuming the quote is accurate)

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

(not that there isn't a cornucopia of other evidence, obv)

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

His demand was ignored.

lol

assume makes an ass out of u and me (but mainly u) (stevie), Monday, 12 September 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

deliciously unspecific

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/audio/video/2011/9/15/1316097674344/Ken-Clarkes-roof-007.jpg

Would take a squat on a Tory, says Gideon.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 September 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14960364

Hiring 2000 tax collectors is a fantastic policy from the LDs. It's as if they are truly of one mind with the electorate. Plus good job BBC on a fantastic Danny Alexander pic.

read post in Herzog's accent (dowd), Sunday, 18 September 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

Is it a move to allow them to say that they've found so much extra revenue they can cave on the 50p rate?

read post in Herzog's accent (dowd), Sunday, 18 September 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

David Cameron was on hand to open the new Freeland Village Hall after a two-year, £500,000 campaign yesterday afternoon.

It came hours after Witney's Tory MP was on the streets of Tripoli, in Libya, with French President Nicolas Sarkozy giving support to rebel forces battling to oust Colonel Gaddafi.

And Mr Cameron told Freeland villagers: "It is lovely to have a warm reception instead of people shouting Allahu Akbah and firing AK-47's into the air."

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/9256898.PM_goes_from_war_zone_to_village_hall/

James Mitchell, Sunday, 18 September 2011 10:08 (twelve years ago) link

Well, as a friend pointed out to me this week - Cameron looked as if he was in a blue funk while doing his Libyan stint, especially next to the apparently unruffled Sarkozy.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 18 September 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

allahu akbar is a pretty warm reception tbh

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Sunday, 18 September 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

If this isn't a warm welcome I don't know what is.
http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20110915/800_sarkozy_cameron_libya3_ap_110915.jpg
Although tbh Sarky seems to be getting more of the love.

Ned Trifle X, Sunday, 18 September 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

ak-47 actually a kind of digital camera

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Sunday, 18 September 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

since the lib dem conference thing has been at the top of the guardian site there have been all of these opportunities to c+p really just anything from there & post it here with some kind of incisive & righteous comment but just oh god it is so depressing, i can't believe how bad & unpromising a state of affairs we are in

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Sunday, 18 September 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

After apologising by text to anti-abortion Tory MP Nadine Dorries, text-mad David Cameron wants revenge on Boris Johnson for beating him in a tennis match in Trafalgar Square to promote the Paralympics. ‘As u are up for re-election, thght id let u win,’ Dave messaged the London Mayor. ‘But if u fancy proper mtch at Cheqrs let me know.’
Ths jst mks hm lk lk mr f mssv cnt.

James Mitchell, Monday, 19 September 2011 07:35 (twelve years ago) link

BJohnson: "w,l"

Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 08:27 (twelve years ago) link

Apparently Cameron is also fond of the game 'Snake' and has been known to play it for hours after putting the kids to bed.

Matt DC, Monday, 19 September 2011 09:08 (twelve years ago) link

...fond...'Snake'...kids...bed

Louis Jaha (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 September 2011 09:14 (twelve years ago) link

Although tbh Sarky seems to be getting more of the love.

Absolutely, most of the crowd were like, "Who's that fat bloke stood next to Sarko?" I didn't see a Union Jack but I did see a Scottish flag! Obv. left over from the celebrations for al-Megrahi's release, I'm surprised nobdy picked on it.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

... picked up on it, that should read

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

Gove: the Next Chapter

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

If Gove and Lansley survive another year in cabinet I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

Lansley's not really fucked up that much has he? I mean he's pushing through a load of hateful shit and alienating an entire profession or two but that's what Cameron wants to do. Gove's career is already a list of embarassing fuck-ups and he seems to be largely immune, presumably because he's so matey with Cameron and Osbourne?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

Like I said. These fuckers are here to stay. Good luck, etc...

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

Fucking assholes

emil.y, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

Hitting dying scroungers right where it hurts. Makes you proud to be a Liberal Democrat.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

The changes will be retrospective

Mark G, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

xps I mean, I keep hearing much wishful thinking from people about those two (often from LDs and tories funnily enough) but really, it's going to take something else to get rid of them. Apart from anything else I'm sure Cameron is quite happy for other members of his cabinet to take the heat while he shakes hands with grateful members of the Libyan public.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.thedrum.co.uk/pub/files/photos/news/26367/master.BBC4.jpg

The Government has spent £510,000 developing the GREAT Britain brand, which will be used at business receptions abroad and in advertising by Visit Britain.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 08:11 (twelve years ago) link

ha ha that is kind of stunningly literal. picture of an entrepreneur + union jack + ENTREPRENEURS ARE GREAT + mis-firing play on 'great' britain, britain a clumsy footnote

347.239.9791 stench hotline (schlump), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:12 (twelve years ago) link

But I thought with all those horrible taxes, red tape, planning obstacles, 'elf and safety and lazy, feckless youth Britain was a terrible place to invest?

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:15 (twelve years ago) link

"Beig Rich is Brilliant!"

xpost, and in a sense, not xpost too.

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

they're not saying it isn't terrible just that it's easy

conrad, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

Don't forget terminally ill scroungers who won't even allow the fact that they are dying to stop them claiming benefits

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

1. The UK is the world’s greatest market for music consumers,
buying more albums per head than anywhere else globally.
2. The value of UK music exports exceeds £17 billion every year
and British artists account for almost 12% of global sales of
recorded music.
3. From Glyndebourne to Glastonbury, the UK hosts the world’s
greatest music festivals.
4. The Beatles are the No1. selling artists of all time.
5. Adele had the longest running top ranked UK record in the
billboard charts for 20 years.
http://www.visitbritain.org/Images/15621_GREAT_PC_MUSIC_tcm29-28034.pdf

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

^ Note that they have fucked up the union flag on those. xp

master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

i completely didn't see the "britain" in the entrepreneurs poster

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

what a shower of shit these people are

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

is that the beyonce/sasha fierce robo-hand in "innovation is great"?

kmt @ "shopping is great"

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

Looting is Great

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

These will be photoshopped to death in next to know time, i imagine

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

Swear this whole campaign is created just for the B3ta parody treatments to take it viral.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

Wallace and fucking Grommit though, fuck's sake

master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

i consider it incredibly lax of the relevant people that this hasn't already happened. GET A MOVE ON I WANT TO RETWEET THE LOOTING IS GREAT ONE WITH A PICTURE OF THE RIOTS BEHIND IT

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

Countryside is Great is a bit gloomy and overcast, notwithstanding the fact that there's blimmin' great aqueduct stuck in the middle of it

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

was just gonna say, "Creativity lol"

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

In fairness Visit Britain has been doing stuff like this for years, but spending over half a million pounds on the brilliant conclusion that you should make the word 'GREAT' really big and put the word 'Britain' a bit smaller underneath it is the sort of thing that the last government would have been slaughtered for, rightly, on the grounds that it's a ridiculous waste of money.

Matt DC, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

^ it is scotland though tbf xxp

master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't see a Weather is Great one?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

I saw something about it on Sky News and the 'GREAT britain' thing is very close to the Sky News logo.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

More importantly here's another brilliant advert for more private sector involvement in the NHS.

Matt DC, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

"Fucking is Great"

1. The UK is the world’s greatest market for sex consumers,
getting more head than anywhere else globally.
2. The value of UK shhaggers going on holiday exceeds £17 billion every year.
3. From Glyndebourne to Glastonbury, the UK hosts the world’s
greatest music festivals. Sorry, bored now.

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

So do Northern Ireland have to fund their own campaign or what then?

master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:37 (twelve years ago) link

applaud the decision to use an obese sectarian wife-murderer for the "Heritage is Great" poster

Louis Jaha (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:37 (twelve years ago) link

"Northern Island is Great" britain

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

Northern Ireland Is Great So It Is

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link

Countryside is Great is a bit gloomy and overcast, notwithstanding the fact that there's blimmin' great aqueduct stuck in the middle of it

― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, September 22, 2011 9:32 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark

Reminds of those banners the NFU put up everywhere about how farming has made Britian's countryside what it is to-day (i.e barren plains of hedgeless fields agrochemical-ed to death until they sell them off to Barratt's to build New Poundbury or whatever)

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:13 (twelve years ago) link

Which will be much easier to do once the gov's new planning guidelines come into play, so I suppose that's good for business.

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6179/6171991140_9a98a49e1a_z.jpg

conrad, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

From the Press Association:

Prime Minister David Cameron spoke about the Queen as he banged the drum for Britain during a New York event showcasing UK business, enterprise and culture.

Accompanied by Mayor Michael Bloomberg at the New York Stock Exchange, Mr Cameron listed the delights of the UK at the launch of the GREAT campaign.

As well as being the country that brought to the world everything from acid house to ping pong, it also had "the only royal family anyone has ever really heard of", the Prime Minister said to laughter.

master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

Acid house is great tbh

master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:18 (twelve years ago) link

Drugs is Great

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

Think a few people might have heard of that Norwegian dude, was on the TV a lot in the summer...

Matt DC, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

it also had "the only royal family anyone has ever really heard of", the Prime Minister said to laughter.

Servitude is Great

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:22 (twelve years ago) link

Think a few people might have heard of that Norwegian dude, was on the TV a lot in the summer...

Yeah, has Cameron made a well-scripted joke about that yet?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link

i'm in new york at the moment. this poster campaign (and, well, everything else really) makes me want to stay here.

Joe Romeo, Concerned New Yorker (stevie), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:29 (twelve years ago) link

fuck me i dreamt that Trax was a Chicago label

Louis Jaha (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:30 (twelve years ago) link

As well as being the country that brought to the world everything from acid house

nope, that would be the USA

to ping pong,

as its practitioners HATE it being called

it also had "the only royal family anyone has ever really heard of",

if "anyone" = particularly parochial british people

the Prime Minister said to laughter.

as in pointing and laughing?

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:31 (twelve years ago) link

As well as being the country that brought to the world everything from acid house

anyone remember the criminal justice act? hem hem

Joe Romeo, Concerned New Yorker (stevie), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:33 (twelve years ago) link

Glo-sticks is Great

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:35 (twelve years ago) link

History
Parker Brothers Ping Pong game.The game originated as a sport in Britain during the 1880s, where it was played among the upper-class as an after-dinner parlour game,[4][5] then commonly known as "wiff-waff".

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:36 (twelve years ago) link

MDMA is Great

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

Recycling Boris' old routines

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

... Cameron that is, not lex, tho you never know with Bozza

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:38 (twelve years ago) link

"I hope you saved some turkey for me"

the Prime Minister said to laughter.

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:38 (twelve years ago) link

Noting that Mr Bloomberg had brought him an iPad as a gift at an earlier meeting, Mr Cameron told of how he tried to impress the Queen, whom he discovered playing the card game solitaire during a visit.

The Prime Minister said he tried to show the monarch that the game could be played on the electronic device.

"She said she had already heard about that, and in any case she preferred cards," Mr Cameron said.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

Sport is great:

"Getting more young people doing sport is great but I do ask myself whether it really does have to be in a cage," Mr Hunt said.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-15015790

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:43 (twelve years ago) link

Entrepreneurship is Great

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:51 (twelve years ago) link

don't get me started on the "OMG 2 KIDS WRESTLING WHILE ADULTS APPLAUD SOMEONE CALL SOCIAL SERVICES" story

Louis Jaha (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

KIDS AS YOUNG AS 14 ARE DOING BOXING WHILE ADULTS ARE CHEERING ON, AND THIS IS ACTUALLY IN COUNCIL FUNDED GYMNASIUMS!!!

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

IT WAS IN A CAGE!! LIKE AMINALS THEY WAS!!!

Louis Jaha (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 September 2011 10:58 (twelve years ago) link

The film I saw this morning made it look like a thai kickboxing ring at first, or that they hadn't quite opened the mudchute yet.

However, in this, there is no kicking or punching. It's wrestling, that's it. Except for the cage (evident), and the adults close up to the cage (evident) cheering and freaking out (not evident)...

Right, back to the lolPosterSlogans..

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

Kiddies is Great

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

and then the ref at the end calls it a draw so it's quite sweet, two kids learning martial arts and getting to play at MMA like they probly watch on TV, christ knows why the Beeb are trying to turn into shock horror broeken Britain oh hang on I do know why

Louis Jaha (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

The £500,000 GREAT campaign plans to create a £1 billion business boost linked to the games and attract four million extra visitors and 'put the great back in to Great Britain,' Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt said.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2040322/David-Cameron-announces-GREAT-Britain-campaign-ahead-London-2012-Olympics.html
The government has unveiled a £100m campaign to "set the record straight" to overseas visitors in the wake of the riots in August, vowing to use the 2012 Olympics as a catalyst to attract 1 million extra tourists a year.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/sep/12/plans-boost-uks-image-riots

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:10 (twelve years ago) link

wait so they pissed away 500k/100m and then totally unrelated we get a tourism boost around the 2012 olympics and think 'look at how GREAT we are at doing this

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

The ten posters for the £100 million campaign are intended to promote an image of Britain that will attract an additional 4 million foreign visitors and create 2,016 jobs by 2016
Sounds like it would be a lot cheaper just paying a finders' fee to Office Angels.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

and create 2,016 jobs by 2016

And 2,525 jobs by the year 2525, if man is still alive, if woman can survive

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

100mill between 2,016 = £49,603 each.

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

Its a shame most of the rest of the world increasingly knows Great Britain as The UK or England. The small Britain is not really going to help things.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

is it me or must this campaign have been approved and begun before any of the riots?

also i am not a pedant i will not get radge at people wilfully misunderstanding the meaning of "great" in "great britain" i promise myself

Louis Jaha (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

one of the execs behind it was on the today programme saying we should be celebrating what britain is today, and the riots were part of that - he said new york is a boring place to live now compared to its fun violent past!

ledge, Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9596000/9596297.stm

ledge, Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:44 (twelve years ago) link

xp to NV ^^^haha, that was EXACTLY my first thought too.

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:44 (twelve years ago) link

And I promise not to say anything until I read the first comment about let's make Britain Great Again...

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

i mean tbf it's a very long-standing pun but it never gets delivered like a pun, just like straight-faced by jingo if we do

Louis Jaha (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:48 (twelve years ago) link

Think they should get Brucie to duet with Adele on a new version of this beauty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWqysqItAzI

Stevie T, Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

Looking at that campaign, I think it's time we put the Britain back into Great

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:50 (twelve years ago) link

Meanwhile the Daily Mail's having none of it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040260/Maciej-Dakowicz-Cardiff-After-Dark-binge-drinking-images-turned-Britain-laughing-stock.html

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

one of the execs behind it was on the today programme saying we should be celebrating what britain is today, and the riots were part of that - he said new york is a boring place to live now compared to its fun violent past!

― ledge, Thursday, 22 September 2011 12:43 (57 seconds ago) Bookmark

This is interesting though. I went to Margate the other week and they have a sort of cottage industry there based on the mod vs rocker clashes. At the time it was all "OMG these animals are tearing society apart with their bare hands" and now it's fuelling the local economy.

Yo wait a minute man, you better think about the world (dog latin), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

Dakowicz admits that he would be unable to produce images like this in his home town of Bialystok in Poland.

The Polish being a famously abstemious people

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

I don't see what's wrong with a lot of those photos tbh

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

Are cuts to public services going to make the streets of Cardiff less full of litter then?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

I went to Margate the other week and they have a sort of cottage industry there based on the mod vs rocker clashes. At the time it was all "OMG these animals are tearing society apart with their bare hands" and now it's fuelling the local economy.

Sealed Knot Society needs something to do on non-Civil War anniversaries innit?

Louis Jaha (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 September 2011 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

The Perfect Tie Knot Society should be set up to re-enact mods vs. rockers

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2011 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno about Margate, but last time I saw the "culture clash" in Brighton, they were helping each other with scooter repairs, etc...

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

War is over, if you want it and are 40-odd

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 September 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

I don't see what's wrong with a lot of those photos tbh

― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, September 22, 2011 11:55 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Nor me, and I didn't think so when he started putting them up on flickr about 4 years ago. I'm pretty sure they've been in other UK newspapers over the years too, not sure why the DM is suddenly getting excised about them.

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 22 September 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, the Mail has even shown them before...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1182373/Welcome-binge-Britain-Polish-photographer-documents-years-drunken-revelry-Cardiff.html

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 22 September 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

those pics are quite beautiful btw

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 September 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

Really can't see what the problem is they are only enjoying themselves, it's certainly not only confined to Britain goes on all over the world can't see it's the worst part of society.
- Graham, Portchester , 22/9/2011 0:18
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A shame that whatever comment that goes against the article's view gets the major dislike buttoning.

Mark G, Thursday, 22 September 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

I want to see pics of comatose DM readers engorged on their own digust lying prostrate on their driveways.

master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

those pics are quite beautiful btw

OTM

Joe Romeo, Concerned New Yorker (stevie), Friday, 23 September 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

had a argument with a senior-ish social worker in the pub last night re: teeny cage fights but i told him he was getting hung up on the cage and he seems to have watched a version where the kids was "leathering the fuck out of each other whilst baying pissed-up blokes egged them on" that looked different to the BBC verzh

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 September 2011 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

dunno who the banker this morning on Radio 4 is but surprisingly he's the biggest cunt on god's earth

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 September 2011 07:21 (twelve years ago) link

Was that why he was on? Is he in the Guinness Book of Records?

Mark G, Friday, 23 September 2011 08:11 (twelve years ago) link

teeny cage fights

The kids were 8 years old, not teens. My son's boxing club would never have kids that age doing "demonstration" bouts.

I don't think the boys were harmed but why have 8-year-olds fighting at an otherwise adult MMA night? Seems a bit of a strange thing to have imo.

I've had first-hand experience the crowds at small scale MMA nights in our area and "pissed up blokes egging them on" doesn't come close to describing the atmosphere some of these cunts carry around with them. Half of the crowd is MMA guys & their gym mates - everyone's drunk, half of them are 'roided up balloons with testosterone leaking out all over the place. Many will be on coke as well. They bring a constant threat of something about to kick off that you can feel in the air. No place for a child imo.

I'm feeling a bit Daily Mail now. Unless the Mail is all "keeps them off the streets" about it.

44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Friday, 23 September 2011 11:29 (twelve years ago) link

This whole thing strikes me as deeply dodgy but then I'm not crazy about the idea of children boxing either.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 September 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

i agreed to disagree with the social worker last night too. i'll give you that this probably isn't the best thing in the world but in the scheme of "not the best thing in the world"s that kids are exposed too i think it's pretty harmless. i also get a bit defensively radge when i suspect the media are going off on a "look at these working class animals" frenzy

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 September 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

This whole thing strikes me as deeply dodgy but then I'm not crazy about the idea of children boxing either.

Neither am I. I stopped my son from going for years despite his constant pleading. We finally relented when he reached 11 and the trainer assured us he'd be protected and do no more than light sparring and training. He won't fight competitively until he's 13 (if at all - I'd rather he just trained) and if his karate "career" was anything to go by he'll be bored of it by then and he can concentrate on injuring himself on (or off, rather) his skateboard.

44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Friday, 23 September 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

i suspect the media are going off on a "look at these working class animals" frenzy

Yes there's definitely a bit of that going on. Won't someone think of the feral kids?

44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Friday, 23 September 2011 12:09 (twelve years ago) link

just realised that my display name looks like it's related but it's not, it was Oscar de la Hoya's line in The Simpsons the other day and me and our Joel have been annoyingly repeating it to each other ever since we saw it

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 September 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

Zombie Labour's new appeal to the electorate: "we're pretty much identical to the Tory party, tbh"

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 September 2011 10:00 (twelve years ago) link

No one's paying attention anyway.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 September 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

all the more reason to go nuts imo

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 September 2011 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

There's probably a point about midway through this parliament, probably after another recession, when it will become apparent that the coalition haven't actually dented the deficit despite causing a hell of a lot of pain in the process. Until that happens, it doesn't reall matter what Labour say as they'll only be greeted with responses of "zero economic credibility".

Matt DC, Monday, 26 September 2011 10:10 (twelve years ago) link

Looks like Ed Miliband has competition for the party leadership: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15064396

James Mitchell, Monday, 26 September 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

comedy turns at conference from callow teens, god they really are the Tory party

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

If he stole the show, it must have been a really dire show.

James Mitchell, Monday, 26 September 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

"we shouldn't have done that" <--- not feeling this rallying cry

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

aren't you meant to mention '-provided you then replenish the stock of available council houses' when saying 'it was right to allow people to buy their council houses'

mr. vertical (schlump), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

If the reaction from people who should be favourably disposed to Miliband is anything to go by, he doesn't stand a chance of convincing the wider electorate.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

just wanna let you all know, i'm not Tony Blair.

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 06:06 (twelve years ago) link

There's the germ of an intuitive and resonant idea in that speech, particularly the Rolls Royce stuff, that most people would agree with, but no-one's listening, because it's Ed Miliband.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

Looks like Ed Miliband has competition for the party leadership

What age is the guy, 16? Give him 10 years? We should be only having twenty-somethings leading political parties by then. I know none of the public are impressed by Ed Miliband, but John Major got elected once so anything's possible.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

By 1992, John Major had already had a couple of years as Prime Minister against an unproven Neil Kinnock with the full force of the right-wing press raging against him. And once the economy got rocky, Major was destroyed.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

Looks like Ed Miliband has competition for the party leadership: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15064396

― James Mitchell, Monday, 26 September 2011 17:29 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Daily Mail not taking any chances...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042623/Rory-Weal-Child-star-Labour-conference-truth-life-poverty.html

Of course he didn't say he had lived a "life of poverty" at all just that the welfarfe state was there when he needed it, which seems to be borne out by the article.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

By 1992, John Major had already had a couple of years as Prime Minister against an unproven Neil Kinnock with the full force of the right-wing press raging against him.

True but he was also King of the Dorks with the charisma of a lettuce

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

The Mail seems a bit rattled by that speech, Mel P was gleefully laying into him the other day.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

they live to be rattled

Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's somewhat contentious to say Major was destroyed by the economy getting rocky. Yes, recession, yes Black Wednesday, but by 1997 the economy was in a fine state. It was sleaze, general mood for change and slick New Labour that saw off Major in that election.

Alba, Thursday, 29 September 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

Well, yes and no. He won the 92 election despite the recession using the "we know we've fucked up, but trust us to make things better - Labour will just make it worse" line. Then Black Wednesday came along a few months later and that trust evaporated overnight. They never recovered after that - sleaze, mood for change, slick New Lab etc. helped to stop them recovering, but didn't cause them to sink so low in the first place.

Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 29 September 2011 06:26 (twelve years ago) link

I just think people are too keen to reduce psephology to "it's the economy, stupid". If the Tories had won in 1997 people would have said it was because they'd successfully put Black Wednesday behind them and the feelgood factor was back. Major wins in 1992 in midst of recession; Major loses in 1997 in good economic times, yet still the explanation is that he was undone by a rocky economy? Of course BW knocked confidence, but these things are surely multiple-factorial. Perhaps it's fair to say that it was a catalyst for an "OK, enough of this lot now" mood that New Labour could exploit.

Alba, Thursday, 29 September 2011 07:42 (twelve years ago) link

Black Wednesday destroyed the perception that the Conservatives could be trusted not to balls things up in a spectacular manner. That's arguably distinct from the state of the economy as it stood in 1997. I think you had a lot of people who didn't naturally identify with Tory politics voting for them in 1992 who did so because, whatever else they represented, they were a safe pair of hands. When that was taken away, people were much more willing to take other issues into account.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 September 2011 07:55 (twelve years ago) link

John Major though. Look at him. Listen to him.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 08:42 (twelve years ago) link

Then what?

Mark G, Thursday, 29 September 2011 08:43 (twelve years ago) link

Vote for him obviously.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 08:47 (twelve years ago) link

Major looks kinda reasonable and likeable stood alongside Blair and COOL BRITANNIA DO YOU SEE WE ARE COOL NOT LIKE GREY OLD MAJOR HAHAHA HE IS GREY

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 September 2011 08:51 (twelve years ago) link

And Ed Miliband?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

We're all, "LOL Ed Miliband, what a dork, who's would vote for that geek?"

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.retromodo.com/images/flumps/logo.jpg

the milliband family, yesterday

ledge, Thursday, 29 September 2011 08:55 (twelve years ago) link

I must admit when I heard someone say the other day that EMil could solve the Rubik's Cube in 5 seconds (or however long it was) when he was a teenager, he shot up in my estimation!

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 08:56 (twelve years ago) link

I just think people are too keen to reduce psephology to "it's the economy, stupid". If the Tories had won in 1997 people would have said it was because they'd successfully put Black Wednesday behind them and the feelgood factor was back. Major wins in 1992 in midst of recession; Major loses in 1997 in good economic times, yet still the explanation is that he was undone by a rocky economy? Of course BW knocked confidence, but these things are surely multiple-factorial. Perhaps it's fair to say that it was a catalyst for an "OK, enough of this lot now" mood that New Labour could exploit

But what I actually said was "once the economy got rocky, Major was destroyed". So yes they turned things round, or things were turned round, between 1992 and 1997 but by then the political damage had been done. Also immediately after Black Wednesday a lot of the traditionally right-wing press and most notably The Sun turned on Major with a lot of force. Had they been interested in doing so, they could have soft-pedalled some of the sleaze that came after, but they went in hard on it, and made him a figure of fun. Major and Clarke's pro-European leanings probably didn't help in all that.

Black Wednesday destroyed the perception that the Conservatives could be trusted not to balls things up in a spectacular manner. That's arguably distinct from the state of the economy as it stood in 1997. I think you had a lot of people who didn't naturally identify with Tory politics voting for them in 1992 who did so because, whatever else they represented, they were a safe pair of hands. When that was taken away, people were much more willing to take other issues into account.

This too. A significant proportion of the electorate may not like the incumbent at any time, but if they trust them more than the other guys not to wreck their interests then the incumbent will probably be re-elected. The house price crash in 92 was before the election, I think, but it eroded a lot of Tory-leaning voters with minimal tribal affiliation, and that slid even further after Black Wednesday. And when Blair got in he was adept at exploiting that.

None of this helps Labour now, obviously, especially if they can't move swing seat perception past "the Tories are doing a bad job of clearing up Labour's mess".

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 September 2011 09:05 (twelve years ago) link

One Osborne ally says that Margaret Thatcher's 1983 campaign, in the face of a recession and rising unemployment, is now more of a model than Reagan's 1984 one. The emerging strategy is to emphasise the Cameron-Miliband contrast, hence the conference slogan 'Leadership for a better future". Those familiar with the latest draft of the Prime Minister's speech say that "there's a huge amount about leadership in there'. This sets the tone for the presidential-style campaign the Tories would like to fight at the next election. They'll try to portray Cameron as a tried and tested national leader while depicting Ed Miliband. in the words of one influential Tory, as 'the next Michael Foot'.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/politics/all/7272588/politics.thtml

James Mitchell, Thursday, 29 September 2011 09:19 (twelve years ago) link

I must admit when I heard someone say the other day that EMil could solve the Rubik's Cube in 5 seconds (or however long it was) when he was a teenager, he shot up in my estimation!

― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRCF4vVUlrI

44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:09 (twelve years ago) link

Political interview:

I want to talk politics
Here is a rubiks cube
Ummm... what about saving the NHS?

HE CANT DO A RUBIKS CUBE THE LIER.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

Ed Fauxnerd

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

Political interview:

I want to talk politics
Here is a rubiks cube
Ummm... what about saving the NHS?

HE CANT DO A RUBIKS CUBE THE LIER.

Dunno tbh if I was EdMil I'd have taken it off him and finished the interview while completing the cube, because I can, unlike Ed Miliarband.

44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:27 (twelve years ago) link

dunno how we can vote for the guy now tbh

44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:27 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqrELt5f9kI

Paxo: "I hear you do a good reverse Pterodactyl?"

(PS: I at first thought it was a reverse aardvaark, it is not. I googled. And, oh Urban Dictionary, no-one does that. No-one.)

Mark G, Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:31 (twelve years ago) link

(I mean, what's wrong with just leaving it there?)

Mark G, Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:31 (twelve years ago) link

dunno how we can vote for the guy now tbh

I hear he's the next Michael Foot. Personally, I think we need leadership for a better future.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

I had been thinking that, boundary changes aside, they'd probably lost as many seats as they were going to at the last election, but then I remembered about Scotland.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

I can't remember if this is the right thread for this:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/sep/29/alessio-rastani-no-prank

Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 29 September 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

One Osborne ally says that Margaret Thatcher's 1983 campaign, in the face of a recession and rising unemployment, is now more of a model than Reagan's 1984 one.

Are they forgetting the part the SDP played in splitting the vote in 83?

carson dial, Thursday, 29 September 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

Everyone forgets that. And the SDP in general.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

think there might've been some kind of REJOICE jingoism going on as well iirc

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 September 2011 12:09 (twelve years ago) link

On Wednesday afternoons he would typically seek inspiration by visiting his Westminster staff in the annexe room, where he would play a game to find the best idea. On occasion this would descend into a competition to suggest the theme most likely to produce catastrophic consequences for his career. One of Boris’s favourites was: ‘Why David Cameron is a complete c**t’ – indeed, he was so enthused, he even started to compose an introduction beginning: ‘One thing that has become apparent to me in my years of Parliamentary service is that David Cameron is a complete c**t’.

http://www.politicshome.com/uk/article/36423/boris_cam_and_the_c_word.html

joe, Thursday, 29 September 2011 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

So. Seventeen-headed Jedward.

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 29 September 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxPFZra8MuM

"Mr. Idiot in Brussels, would you like to respond?"

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, I saw that, that was painful viewing.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

Too bad it obscured some really good packages about Greece and Europe

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

Indeed, but hearing this Daily Telegraph columnist call the man idiot a hundred times made me cringe

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

There was a bit when Richard Lambert just sat there and stared at Oborne and then ruefully just shook his head, like "This guy's a nutcase"

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

Oborne bigging up Miliband in the Telegraph this week.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 30 September 2011 08:08 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway weekly bin collections! 80 mph on the motorway! Next election in the bag!

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 30 September 2011 08:23 (twelve years ago) link

Is Oborne on some reverse Mel Phillips shit or something?

Matt DC, Friday, 30 September 2011 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

I think he just likes watching his readers having strokes.

HostileLogic
Today 07:03 AM
Progressives are hairy-livered parasites; leeches that have attached themselves to the hide off humanity.

If Progressives were music, they would be a 100 mile long marching band of heavy-metal bagpiping, inbred, mutant blood-sucking vampires

We will need to do much much brtter than this.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 30 September 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno, you couldn't do much brtter than that!

Mark G, Friday, 30 September 2011 09:00 (twelve years ago) link

Where can I get me some heavy-metal bagpiping is what I want to know.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 30 September 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/7/8/1310117598325/Prime-minster-David-Camer-007.jpg
FUCKING WELL TURN DOWN THAT BAGPIPE YOU BLOOD SUCKING VAMPIRE!

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 30 September 2011 09:04 (twelve years ago) link

That Oborne article is pretty good in terms of background but he's massively overrating Miliband's speech itself.

Miliband's main weakness is that he keeps trying to dress up bandwagon jumping as boldly leading from the front.

Matt DC, Friday, 30 September 2011 10:30 (twelve years ago) link

He was praising him on QT last night too, but then Oborne is either nuts or drunk, isn't he?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Friday, 30 September 2011 10:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/01/george-osborne-bullingdon-club-chancellor

this is such disappointing bullshit - i'd be more satisfied by an article that said

"The all-male dining club, which the prime minister, David Cameron, also belonged to as an undergraduate, is open only to sons of aristocratic families or the super-rich"

and ended there.

schlump, Saturday, 1 October 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah the sanctimonious "Osborne got drunk at university and had friends who got in fights" tone of that article is utterly pointless.

psychedelicatessen (seandalai), Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

keeping my fingers crossed the Graun doesn't start digging into Hull's notorious Marlborough Acid Posse.

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

Also today: the Louise Mensch interview careens into more judgemental editorialising than I'd expect - I'm basically sympathetic to ridiculing Mensch's "I've been poor too" nonsense but obsessing about her (alleged) plastic surgery is weird and over-the-top:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/sep/30/louise-mensch-phone-hacking-politics

psychedelicatessen (seandalai), Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

tim farron on question time the other night wearing a jesus fish on his lapel

conrad, Saturday, 1 October 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

'jesus fish' should be a way trippier lapel ornament than the thing you mean

schlump, Saturday, 1 October 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

Philip Hammond believes that the 70mph limit is outdated, because cars are far safer now than they were when the limit was introduced in 1965. "The economic benefits will outweigh the very, very small impact in casualty numbers," he said, adding that the move will "put Britain back in the fast lane of global economies."
Wait, what?

James Mitchell, Sunday, 2 October 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

time is money, speed means time, speed needs fuel, fuel gets tax, tax funds NHS, NHS treats road accident victims but any additional road accident victims that result from faster driving are more likely to just die and thus not increase the burden upon it - we all win

conrad, Sunday, 2 October 2011 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

it could even decrease the NHS burden as if everyone is driving faster then the fatalities:mere serious injuries ratio in crashes that would have happened anyway would be higher. o glorious day.

Vote Liberal Democrat

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

Tory doublespeak never more tortuous and beautiful than when they're explaining away employment rights.

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 October 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

How are the Liberal Democrats explaining it?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

they seem to be oddly reticent.

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 October 2011 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

i'm liking "if we make it easier for employers to sack staff on a whim then it will boost employment", cd see it being usefully applied to the machinery of government for example

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 October 2011 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

"What about the rights of people currently sitting at home with nothing to do, desperate to get work, but the business can't afford to employ them because they fear they are going to be taken to the tribunal?"

Gotta love this though. It would be funny if it didn't fuck up a lot of people's lives.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

Still, to quote Philip Hammond, "The economic benefits will outweigh the very, very small impact in casualty numbers"

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 October 2011 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

I'd expect to see more efforts to casualise full-time employment as we go on. People acting as temps or agency workers make up a significant percentage of the workforce. If you can't create new jobs, you can boost the figures for 'permanent employment' by getting rid of the barriers that stop people hiring full-time staff - like the expectation that you're going to need to treat them fairly.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Sunday, 2 October 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

"vexatious employment tribunals"

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 3 October 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

NSFW

James Mitchell, Monday, 3 October 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/02/david-cameron-sorry-female-mps

"If I offended anyone, I'm hugely sorry."

44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Monday, 3 October 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/oct/03/nhs-bill-doctors-lords

it would be nice if this was a big deal

btw those last two links posted above are gross & have rattled around my head since i read them. the fetishism involved in supporting 'faster deeper harder' cuts - which i don't really think anyone is pushing for at this stage, other than weird contrarian rich kid tories for whom it must seem radical and dispassionately principled - & then, while semi-erect, staying up on indesign til three am eagerly designing a risque poster towards the same end, is really gross.

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 10:36 (twelve years ago) link

which i don't really think anyone is pushing for at this stage

Some are, right wing thinktank wonks, pretty sure a few Tory MPs too but have probably been told to button it

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

just wanna c&p http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2011/oct/04/conservative-conference-2011-live-coverage here

lots of winning ideas like cutting taxes, encouraging job seekers to seek for several hours a day (to find those jobs that hide between the cracks!) to reduce unemployment, etc.

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

encouraging job seekers to seek for several hours a day

Uhhhhh, how exactly? Stand on the sidelines, shouting "Get on with it, you lazy sods"

The PM will force claimants to spend more time every day looking for work... Only unemployed people with a long record of previous hard work will be allowed time to ponder future job offers.

Fucking idiots

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

amusing to watch may blunder into an obvious trap on the bbc coverage re the non-existent criminal and his cat

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

What's postman pat been up to now?

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

I want to know what our Home Secretary plans to do about Facebook's plans to introduce monthly charges and the fact that we all swallow eight spiders a year whilst sleeping.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

This thing about having to spend "several hours per day" looking for work... I take these unemployed layabouts will all be given access to the internet for several hours a day, 'cos it's next to impossible to find a job without it, and how is that going to work exactly?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

From spring next year, a new Jobcentre Plus computer system will allow people to apply for jobs online, with Jobcentre Plus staff monitoring their activities.

LOL, like that's going to work!

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

Shami Chakrabarti, director of Liberty, has issued this statement about Theresa May's speech: "I had thought rather better of this home secretary ..."

... well you're another fucking idiot then

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

come now there has to be a thin surface of respect paid to secretaries of state so that when they lie about a cat on telly to justify scrapping the human right act you can have a go at them and it have some weight

conrad, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

Chakrabarti's been snuggling up to the Tories for ages now, idiot

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

Idiot = Liberal

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 08:36 (twelve years ago) link

"The only way out of a debt crisis is to deal with your debts. That means households - all of us - paying off the credit card and store card bills. It means banks getting their books in order."
Would love to pay off a mortgage if only there was housing I could afford to own that wasn't on a council estate in Staffordshire. But, hey, at least I don't have a Topman clubcard to worry about.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 08:48 (twelve years ago) link

From my local paper, gaun' yerself Emily!

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

Apparently the government have nixxed proposals to put some kind of financial education on the National Curriculum? That above post in italics is why. You don't pay your fucking mortgage off in one lump sum at the expense of eating.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

"Most hideous of LibDems" = "the ones most likely to take my seat", right?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

Also stop telling the voters things like "we are the progressive party". Everyone says it now. Most of the electorate don't have any idea what it means, and assume you're bullshitting them.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

xxp

No, you pay your fucking mortgage off in one lump sum at the expense of the taxpayer.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

Chakrabarti's been snuggling up to the Tories for ages now, idiot

― Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 17:29 (Yesterday) Permalink

More than snuggling (allegedly).

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link

Cameron isn't that interested in winning the next election. If anyone pays attention to him then anaemic growth will stall as money gets destroyed in mass debt repayment, whacking growth just as the cuts bite.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 09:52 (twelve years ago) link

What's he interested in then?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 09:53 (twelve years ago) link

Oh wait that was years ago...

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

This is the latest one...

http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm/cmregmem/100927/cameron_rt-hon-david.htm

Name of donor: News International Supply Company Ltd

Address of donor: 1 Virginia Street, London E98 1XY

Amount of donation or nature and value if donation in kind: Costs incurred from hosting the Leader of the Opposition’s Combat Stress Summit at the House of Commons; total £1241.55 remitted directly to the relevant House of Commons Departments.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:01 (twelve years ago) link

Cameron isn't that interested in winning the next election. If anyone pays attention to him then anaemic growth will stall as money gets destroyed in mass debt repayment, whacking growth just as the cuts bite.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:52 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eh?

caek, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

that reminds me of deathdrone's poker logic tbh

caek, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

It's a funny Tory who's not interested in winning an election

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:05 (twelve years ago) link

Apparently the government have nixxed proposals to put some kind of financial education on the National Curriculum?

this has been such a bugbear of mine over the three conferences

lex pretend, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:10 (twelve years ago) link

Of course Cameron is interested in winning the election, or at least not losing it. He may be increasingly disinterested in being popular, but being unpopular is different to losing elections.

That they're not going to get anywhere near eliminating the deficit in this parliament must surely be the elephant in the room at the conference. They've over-promised.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

Looks like he could make a lot more money by losing office.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:18 (twelve years ago) link

Given that their defect reduction plan relies on growth, discouraging consumer spending wouldn't be something I'd put at the top of the Agenda. Unless of course, now they've seen they can't get close to eliminating the deficit they think they can still use it whack labour with at the next election or they see a 10 year cost cutting plan as the only way to reconfigure Britain as a low tax, small public sector nightmare.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

see a 10 year cost cutting plan as the only way to reconfigure Britain as a low tax, small public sector nightmare

Been the plan all along though hasn't it? The deficit has just let them get away with it.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

'The prime minister has re-written the part of his conference speech which appeared to call on households to pay off their credit card and store card bills. His aides insist that this was due to "sloppy drafting" and the briefing-out of an unfinished speech. Mr Cameron will now say that: "The only way out of a debt crisis is to deal with your debts. That's why households - all of us - are paying off the credit card and store card bills." '

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

Why would she do such a thing? First the feckin' cat and now this!

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

Prsumably the verses were edited out.

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

His aides insist that this was due to "sloppy drafting", and the briefing-out of an unfinished speech and their having listened to radio four this morning which said people were already doing it.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

Well, that was underwhelming.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

Why do the tories hate health and safety so much?

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

Was that the least triumphalist conference speech ever?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

Why do the tories hate health and safety so much?

Costs businesses money innit.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

another reason is it's one of the few effective tools that unions still have to improve working conditions - stress is a health and safety issue, so it gives a legal framework to challenge workload issues, bullying etc.

joe, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, bureaucracy and red tape and all that. Tho Tory governments have been no less prone to bureaucracy and red tape than Labour ones.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

'great british spirit' thing is like someone telling you to be resilient while they punch you in the head

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

'Sit still and grit your teeth while we fuck you over'. Only, after the Blitz the nation immediately demanded socialised government.

So, idk, maybe they're reviving the hoary ghost of John Bull and mutton-chop whiskers all round.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 6 October 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link

Funny, I read the last page of the churchill war memoir, it was basically "but we lost the election, so I went "you know what? Fuck the lot of yez" and I went home. The end."

Mark G, Thursday, 6 October 2011 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

The Daily Telegraph says Werritty was paid to work as Fox's parliamentary researcher.

The Independent says that Werritty personally organised a controversial visit by Fox to Sri Lanka.

The Daily Mail says Werritty tried to cover up his role in the controversial meeting Fox attended in Dubai.

The Times says Werritty was seen as the "go-to guy" for defence lobbyists.

The Sun says Liam Fox ignored warnings about his relationship with Adam Werritty.

It's almost like someone is briefing the newspapers against Liam Fox.

James Mitchell, Monday, 10 October 2011 08:55 (twelve years ago) link

"Let's just establish, first of all, what hasn't happened. Nothing illegal has happened. Dr Fox has made no commercial gain from this. There have been no breaches of national security and Dr Fox has actually apologised for the much smaller matters for which he was at fault. Frankly, there's quite a lot of insinuation, innuendo and smear involved in many of these allegations as reported. The adviser, as such, wasn't present in any of the official meetings and wasn't present when any national security issues were discussed. Dr Fox has apologised, as we know, for any apparent blurring between his professional responsibilities and his personal friendships and that should cover the matter."
...says Greg Hands, the personal private secretary to George Osborne.

James Mitchell, Monday, 10 October 2011 09:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sure they've been looking for an excuse to hang Fox out to dry for a while now, he's been leaking his own complaints to the press and generally working against Cameron for a year or so.

That said, inviting your mate along to MINISTRY OF DEFENCE meetings = really not clever, but I'm sure Tory ministers have done dodgier shit in their time and will do so throughout this Parliament as well.

Matt DC, Monday, 10 October 2011 09:05 (twelve years ago) link

Unless Fox has been getting some kind of kickback we don't know about yet obviously.

Matt DC, Monday, 10 October 2011 09:08 (twelve years ago) link

i have a little bit of sympathy for the 'being unable to control your best mate who is being a self-promoting dick' aspect of the Fox story - but maybe that's because everything to do with the MoD and the defence industry fills me with so much ethical horror i can't remember how morals are supposed to work any more.

also, that deleted Chris Huhne tweet people were alluding to all over twitter yesterday, explained: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15233811

octavio paz de la huerta (c sharp major), Monday, 10 October 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

i have a little bit of sympathy for the 'being unable to control your best mate who is being a self-promoting dick' aspect of the Fox story - but maybe that's because everything to do with the MoD and the defence industry fills me with so much ethical horror i can't remember how morals are supposed to work any more.

idk. i went into my friend's studios a couple of days ago & was aware that if some studio-person found me there and i was all, oh no!, it's cool!, i'm here with my friend!, it would still probably not be okay because they'd have no reason to trade on my friend's say so. i think if you are like ... the defence secretary you should be able to tell your friend "you can't come to work with me today!"

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Monday, 10 October 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

also, it would be nice to have politicians who did not so blatantly think themselves above the rules.

octavio paz de la huerta (c sharp major), Monday, 10 October 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

The allegations are hugely damaging at face value. There does seem to have been an unnecessary undercurrent of innuendo to some of the reporting, though.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 10 October 2011 09:46 (twelve years ago) link

I've heard "I have done nothing wrong" a million times, and "I have done nothing illegal" precisely never.

Mark G, Monday, 10 October 2011 09:46 (twelve years ago) link

Top Telegraph reader comments on Boris's article saying how hard it is to fly into London:

Well that's one way of looking at it...if you want to stay in denial.

Reality is Chinese, the Japanese and the remaining few yanks who can afford holidays have expressed their reluctance to continue visiting England as tourists, if they have to land in one of the London airports, not because of inadequate slots, but because they don't like the 'multicultural' hellhole that is now London experience.

When they come to England, they come to see ENGLAND, its ENGLISH heritage and culture and hear ENGLISH. Fact. This is on record as you well know.

Cut taxes. Stop immigration. Get out of the EU.

We won't need an extra airport anymore.

Here's a clue Boris. Stop letting people into the country.

You know those people that suddenly now need to be housed and use up all available ground space. The developers struggling to build to meet demand and concreting over as much of this lovely country as they can.

There are plenty of unused airport runways in this country that could be adapted and used. But they aren't. Why not? because they aren't near enough to London!

James Mitchell, Monday, 10 October 2011 10:01 (twelve years ago) link

Oh shit yeah what this country needs right now less of is demand for work, re that last comment.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 10 October 2011 11:05 (twelve years ago) link

glad i can come to ilx for my newspaper website comment needs.

caek, Monday, 10 October 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://georgeosbornelookingevil.tumblr.com/

owenf, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

s/b "lokingstupid" tho, since he does and is

mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Dunno about the other 850,000 thousand. Fuck them, I guess:

Ministers are preparing for youth unemployment to go over 1 million today and will defend themselves by launching sector-based work academies across the UK designed to give people better access to work experience.

[...]

The Department for Work and Pensions claims that there are currently over 90,000 vacancies in retail, over 44,000 in hospitality and 11,000 vacancies in construction

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/oct/12/youth-unemployment-1m-work-academies

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 07:48 (twelve years ago) link

lol 90k vacancies in retail coming up to christmas? wonder if they will be sustainable careers for the masses?

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:48 (twelve years ago) link

.. to say nothing of the Corporate Lunch Scene...(xposT)

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:49 (twelve years ago) link

The defence secretary has also denied claims that Conservative officials lied about a break-in at his London home last year, following claims in the Sun that they had said Mr Fox was alone at the time - when in fact another man stayed in the flat overnight.

Haha this "break-in" chimes with the story I've heard about the time Fox hired a [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT] who found out who he was and proceeded to steal his wallet and some of his stuff, knowing he couldn't tell the full story.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

would really love it if the media could drop the "ooh it seems he might be a gay" innuendo and focus instead on the actual stupidity/illegality/corruption of fox's behaviour.

Joe Romeo, Concerned New Yorker (stevie), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

Something a bit off about a 48 yesr-old hiring a 16 year-old [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT].

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 10:43 (twelve years ago) link

would really love it if the media could drop the "ooh it seems he might be a gay" innuendo and focus instead on the actual stupidity/illegality/corruption of fox's behaviour.

The media is much more interested in a possible gay sex scandal than ministerial responsibility. One sells and the other is ho-hum-those-politicians-at-it-again.

The defence secretary added that the friend in question was not Werritty, his former flatmate who met him on overseas trips 18 times in 16 months. Jesme Baird, his wife, had been stranded in Hong Kong due to the Icelandic volcano ash cloud, he said.

parasitical brain-weevil (onimo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 11:35 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, everybody's haired about the baird...

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

everybody's heared about the the beard you mean

conrad, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

Everybody's hard about the http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27542_146842675344485_8260_q.jpg

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

um, doing this shit in a wink-nudge ~ironic~ way doesn't make you any better than anyone else who's more interested in innuendo and gossip than, you know, whether he's been openly letting his friend make money off the government

octavio paz de la huerta (c sharp major), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

I wasn't being ironic

conrad, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

Why can't people be interested in innuendo and gossip? It's been the stuff of political scandal for decades?

parasitical brain-weevil (onimo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

xpost nor me, was just commenting on the UrbanDictionary link.

Admittedly I should have put "Yeah, everybody's scared about the baird..."

But, heck: Mugs/product with the "Urban Dictionary" definition on? Todays "word" is Gate Rape...

nice.

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link

I was making a complex on-topic joke about the fact that Mark G used to or still does think that heard is spelled heared

conrad, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

!

Mark G, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

Why can't people be interested in innuendo and gossip? It's been the stuff of political scandal for decades?

because there's nothing wrong with being gay, and its kind of unhealthy to get all sniggery about this? am i being captain obvious here?

Joe Romeo, Concerned New Yorker (stevie), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 12:17 (twelve years ago) link

In fairness, the innuendo over his professional integrity seems to have predated the innunendo regarding his sexuality by several days.

because there's nothing wrong with being gay, and its kind of unhealthy to get all sniggery about this? am i being captain obvious here?

Maybe, but there's nothing stopping us from being sniggery about:

- A politican having an alleged extramarital affair
- Allegedly getting his party to cover it up by lying about a break-in
- Being A TORY MP that as a member of the Shadow Cabinet repeatedly voted against abolishing section 28 and god know's what else

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

xp

1) he's married

2) While studying medicine at Glasgow University in the early 1980s, Fox resigned his position on the university's Students Representative Council (SRC) in protest at the council passing a motion condemning the decision of the university's Glasgow University Union (GUU) not to allow a gay students society to join the union. The SRC motion called both the union's decision and the explanations given for it "bigoted". The GUU maintained its stance regardless and the controversy was reported in the national media while leading to many other university student unions up and down the country, including Edinburgh, cutting ties with their Glasgow counterparts. Explaining his decision to resign from the SRC and support the GUU's position, Fox was quoted as saying "I'm actually quite liberal when it comes to sexual matters. I just don't want the gays flaunting it in front of me, which is what they would do."

caek, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

I'm generally anti-laughing at benefit claimants as well but I would sure as hell piss myself laughing if one of these cunts lost their seat and their job and was forced to rely on the welfare state for a bit.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

"I'm actually quite liberal when it comes to sexual matters. I just don't want the gays flaunting it in front of me, which is what they would do."

feel like the guy can theoretically claim continuity in policy here if he has gone to such lengths to not flaunt

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

I'm actually quite liberal when it comes to political matters. I just don't want the tories blah blah blah

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Miliband moved on to a question about businesses taking part in a National Insurance holiday for startups. Mr Miliband noted the Prime Minister had said it would help 400,000 businesses. Mr Cameron was asked how many it actually helped. The answer? 7,000.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

didn't realise Fox's history, so apols on that front. still, its not the hypocrisy the media's going to focus on, is it?

Joe Romeo, Concerned New Yorker (stevie), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

in defence of the media (lol) i think there would be (and maybe has been) less prurience with similar stories about labour/lib dem people.

caek, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck this NHS thing makes me angry. There's something profoundly undemocratic about the way it was softpedalled before the election and then forced through.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty sure the government actually makes policy on the basis/hope that no one will understand the ramifications until it's too late.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

If Labour had any balls they would offer to repeal this immediately upon election and then lead calls for a General Election. Or at least a referendum on something that's a lot more important than a fucking voting system.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

tbf the fucking voting system we've got now let this lot in

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty sure the government actually makes policy on the basis/hope that no one will understand the ramifications until it's too late.

And/Or distracts them with bullshit policies that they can understand like BINS and 80MPH and OPT-IN PORN.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

The Lords will expect the government to fill in the gaps in policy in the coming weeks before giving their assent.
It's almost like they're making this shit up as they go along.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

Noodle Vague AKA the notorious no2AV

conrad, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

AV is bollocks. prior to the last election tho i have been on record as saying "PR will prevent a maniacal Tory wrecking-cru government from ever seizing the reins of government again." problem is AV isn't PR and all the gags about the lib dems being tories in disguise turned out to be not gags

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

and in all honesty a voting system designed to make sure we only ever get the second worst of all possible governments isn't exackly something to get one manning the barricades

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

Boris Johnson has been accused of a cover up after it emerged that he obtained an access all areas City Hall pass for his re-election campaign manager.

Freedom of Information requests by this blog reveal that the Mayor personally requested a security pass for Lynton Crosby in February that gave him unfettered access to the building.

Under GLA rules, staff passes should only be given to City Hall employees and tenants.

http://www.adambienkov.com/2011/10/how-boris-johnson-covered-up-city-hall.html

James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 October 2011 07:46 (twelve years ago) link

eating out last night we were sat near some braying city types, who were discussing boris pro and con: at one point one of them revealed his deep knowledge of twitter, and said that a great thing about boris is that, on twitter, you can "actually touch him"

ken's twitter-fu was then discussed: another of the types laughed and said, "surely twitter is a bit beyond ken's voting base"

we were quite glad when they finished their drinks and left

mark s, Thursday, 13 October 2011 08:39 (twelve years ago) link

they make a fine point tho, there are no proles on the internet

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 October 2011 08:43 (twelve years ago) link

need people with this level of media savvy to be running BJ's campaign tbh

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 October 2011 08:43 (twelve years ago) link

The Queen is also very picky about who she lets onto her Twitter feed...

Mark G, Thursday, 13 October 2011 08:55 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-15273410

Excellent work boosting social mobility here Dave.

Matt DC, Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:02 (twelve years ago) link

Colleges absolutely knew this wd happen, my workplace's enrolments have dropped sharply this year, the budget is consequently in the red, and the latest urgent meeting about "restructuring" takes place tomorrow. If I understand correctly the pittance they have replaced EMA with is distributed to FE centres without regard to differences in regional levels of poverty, social exclusion etc, so whatever is left in the pot isn't even necessarily targeted at those in most need. "Those in most need" in a city like ours is a bit of a sick joke anyway.

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

(incidentally, it's hardly in colleges' interests to report drops in enrolment, and the lack of EMA is likely to be a factor in retention as much as getting students enrolled in the first place i.e. this cd look an even bigger mess come next February)

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

Occupy Stock Exchange planned for this Saturday apparently. Will be interesting to see how that develops - they've had a few weeks to learn useful lessons from the US.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

exciting! if it survives i may come up monday or tuesday.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, like "The Stock Exchange is closed on a Saturday."

xp :)

parasitical brain-weevil (onimo), Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

Presumably they know that and are using the weekend to set up the encampment before it gets busy. The City on a Sunday has a very 28 Days Later kind of vibe.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:37 (twelve years ago) link

two days to think of some witty signs before anyone turns up to work

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

Could be a black Sabbath:

Can someone bring some INVOCATION/prayers and EXORCISE the buildings to be OCCUPIED, these buildings are full of evil entity it will zapped away all your energy. Somebody has to do exorsicism on these buildings comes Saturday.
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=255151111189948#!/permalink.php?story_fbid=261987650506294&id=255151111189948

James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

The empty Broadgate Centre is awesome at the weekends, esp. if < 7 and have a scooter

mark s, Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

exorsicism (sic)

mark s, Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

Levitate the Pentagon!

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Thursday, 13 October 2011 09:52 (twelve years ago) link

liam fox is back to complete normal apparently

conrad, Thursday, 13 October 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

Labour showing off:

Thanks for making the first week as your campaign co-ordinator so memorable. We've raised over £8,500.
Should have bought a Health Lottery ticket.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

the mirror tomorrow says that over the course of five days, oliver letwin took more than a hundred secret documents and dumped them in bins in a park. amazed at how flaky this government has become after only a little more than a year in power. they need to slow down, we haven't even finished with fox yet.

http://twitpic.com/6zu92x/full

joe, Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

loliver loltwin

nakhchivan, Thursday, 13 October 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

finally found the best way to disseminate his hegelian dialectic

conrad, Thursday, 13 October 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

Did he water the bins after?

Mark G, Friday, 14 October 2011 09:14 (twelve years ago) link

I always thought that Letwin was camping up the whole bumbling idiot thing to try and appeal to Boris fans but apparently not.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 October 2011 09:18 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Letwin was merely carrying out a campaign defending personal freedoms against the tyranny of EU-imposed "slops buckets" in every government department, said a spokesman for the minister.

James Mitchell, Friday, 14 October 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/ZacGoldsmith/status/124755221518876672

He's such a wit.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 14 October 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

Fox has resigned.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

yesss

conrad, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

one down

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

hunners of millions left to go

conrad, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

he definitely did not get fired though, because that would make dave look like john major. or something.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Werritty was also was present with Mr Fox on 18 overseas trips, including two family holidays and trips to Singapore, Dubai, Florida , Bahrain, Israel, Washington, Hong Kong and Sri Lanka.

did they go everywhere together?

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

well there was that implication...

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

wonder what their conversation is like

conrad, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

nah actually I don't

conrad, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

word of a possible cabinet reshuffle tonight, apparently

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

There's an intriguing rumour about the Fox-Werrity relationship (not the nudge-nudge insinuation that's been there from the start)

do tell...

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not one for tittle tattle

Oh go on...

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

The CIA conspiracy bollocks?

James Mitchell, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

No. I assume it's bollocks, tbh.

lol that is amazing. Poor woman though.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

SHE MARRIED LIAM FOX SHE DESERVES EVERYTHING SHE GETS

Two Noble Klinsmenn (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

People threw websites in lieu of confetti!

Mark G, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

xp yeah that thought crossed my mind too!

Phil Hammond new Defence Secretary.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

Clearly a Murdoch influence:

http://i.imgur.com/ptueW.png

James Mitchell, Sunday, 23 October 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

Did we cover Tony Blair helping controversial government of Kazakhstan yet or do we just shrug, think 'how very surprising' and move on to the Guardian shop?

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

LOL Tories

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:36 (twelve years ago) link

"Definitely not a disaster" = total disaster.

I always suspected Europe would come back and bite the Tories. On the down side, all this nonsense makes a referendum that bit more likely.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, when half of your backbenchers defy a three line whip to vote against you that is "definitely not a disaster"

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

The funny thing is that a row with the French should play quite well with the back benches. It wouldn't surprise me if the Sarkosy argument was staged.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:55 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't work though did it? Is there any doubt that the current batch of Tory MPs is the most right wing ever? In spite of Cameron's "reforms".

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

Though what party isn't "the most right wing ever", tbf

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:02 (twelve years ago) link

These whips are issued to MPs in the form of a letter outlining the Parliamentary schedule, with a sentence such as "Your attendance is absolutely essential" next to each debate in which there will be a vote, underlined one, two or three times according to the severity of the whip

I did not know this.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:06 (twelve years ago) link

hence the phrase "three line whip"

dunno how this is a disaster for Cameron really, he gets his way, his party gets to look hard to the sizeable chunk of the public that wants out of the EU, status quo continues, undemocratic super-state lumbers on

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

Having the worst ever rebellion by Tory MPs on a European vote, twice as bad as John Major ever managed, doesn't look great on your CV

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

Esp. if, as it seems to be the case, it's been provoked by your ineptitude and mismanagement

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

Then to deny there was any sort of issue!

xxp I suppose that a referendum might force the EU to look at the democratic deficit, but surely it could only be a disaster for the UK and (less so) the EU itself? Not saying that the EU is by any means perfect, but engagement is better than some spurious Atlanticist fairy tale, IMO.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

in all honesty i'm not sure what's so great about it, and if somebody who sort of gives a shit about lol politics doesn't have a clue then there's a problem for the electorate at large.

the "rebellion" is just woo parliamentary sports fan shit, doesn't make an iota of difference to their electability

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

But it's the woo parliamentary sports fans (Nick Robinson et al) who frame these stories for the rest of us, and if those guys start thinking "sinking ship" it will come through in news stories, the tone of which I think that can have very serious consequences for a party's electability.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

Wishful thinking of course but it's cumulative, it was just 'woo parliamentary sports fan shit' in Major's time too after all

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

spunking the nation's money up the wall on the ERM with irl economic consequences plus a spate of high profile MPs taking bungs is a bit wider-reaching than college green groupies.

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:59 (twelve years ago) link

Indeed, took him two terms to get there though, Fatboy's on his way there after one year

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

i fully understand the desire to want to see everything as a big hole under the waterline but there's zero credible opposition and no prospect of any political solution to problems that the whole of our political system has decided are forces of nature that we shd grimace at and suck up.

at this stage i'm more intrigued by the consensus across all shades of our parliamentary political spectrum that the EU must be saved at all costs. i can see why nutters might think of that as some kind of confederacy of dunces.

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

These whips are issued to MPs in the form of a letter outlining the Parliamentary schedule, with a sentence such as "Your attendance is absolutely essential" next to each debate in which there will be a vote, underlined one, two or three times according to the severity of the whip

I did not know this.

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:06 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Neither did I, I always thought it meant 3 lines of Malcom Tuckeresque eviscera expounding on the doom that would befall an MP who voted against the party line.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

i always imagined it was like a cat o' nine tails but with only three tails.

octavio paz de la huerta (c sharp major), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

assumed it had something to do with cocaine

conrad, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I remember this.

One line is "be there plz"

Two lines is "Be there, unless you are pairing off with someone voting against, in which case say so and whom.

Three lines is "be there unless you are dying, and even then only if the leader says it's ok"

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

Got taught this at school. Wot are they teeachin' youfs these days?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

At my school we learnt the skills that would enable us not to have to slum it as a backbench MP. ;-P

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

But it's the woo parliamentary sports fans (Nick Robinson et al) who frame these stories for the rest of us, and if those guys start thinking "sinking ship" it will come through in news stories, the tone of which I think that can have very serious consequences for a party's electability.

This won't happen properly until such time as the press decide they want Cameron to lose. Editors have to make a policy decision to start really shitting on him, as they did with Major and Brown. Don't see that happening with Cam for a while, partly because those editors that backed him last year will look like clowns.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

Also this sort of posturing over the EU will help rebel Tory MPs more than it hinders them at the next election, especially if said MPs will be hit by boundary changes in the meantime.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know about that, who else are Eurosceptic Tory voters going to vote for anyway? UKIP? Not in a general election.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

It'll help if they're in competition with a less anti-European Tory MP for the nomination in a redrawn constituency.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Beecroft concedes that a “downside” under his new scheme is that employers could fire staff because they “did not like them”.

“While this is sad I believe it is a price worth paying for all the benefits that would result from the change”, he says.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

the beginning of the end

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

even the daily mail comments box is angered by this, at least

lex pretend, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:19 (twelve years ago) link

MPs voting this thru wd be like turkeys voting for christmas

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

employers are left fearful of expanding because new staff may prove “unknown quantities”

The only venture capitalist ever to disagree with the philosophy of "speculate to accumulate"?

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

assume this is the old "leak Libertarian nutbar plan that we know will never get thru parliament then hit up parliament with some 'moderate' reductions in worker rights that sail straight thru" shuffle

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:27 (twelve years ago) link

“While this is sad I believe it is a price worth paying for all the benefits that would result from the change”, he says.

I thought the Government was going to abolish benefits.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:12 (twelve years ago) link

the job-creators can only create jobs if they can get rid of jobs

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:18 (twelve years ago) link

assume this is the old "leak Libertarian nutbar plan that we know will never get thru parliament then hit up parliament with some 'moderate' reductions in worker rights that sail straight thru" shuffle

^this

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:30 (twelve years ago) link

If anyone out there seriously believes this will only affect 'unproductive' workers then they'll believe any old shit. You can sack unproductive workers already if you can prove they're unproductive.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

I'd have been sacked from my current job if this legislation was already on the books.

Venga, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

I found it interesting that the Eurosceptics being interviewed on R4 earlier this week used as their first argument the idea that EU regulations were stifling growth. Of all the things they might object to, workers' rights are top of the list. These, of course, being the same people who spent the past three decades arguing for less and less regulation on, say, the financial industry, which worked out brilliantly.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

assume this is the old "leak Libertarian nutbar plan that we know will never get thru parliament then hit up parliament with some 'moderate' reductions in worker rights that sail straight thru" shuffle

http://cache.dealbreaker.com/uploads/2010/11/drudge-siren1.gif Attention, this overton window is shifting. Attention, this overton window is shifting. http://cache.dealbreaker.com/uploads/2010/11/drudge-siren1.gif

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah it's nonsense, they're not even thinking, it's just either ideological blinkers or just pure cynicism. The thing that's stifling growth is lack of demand and/or confidence and making it easier to sack people won't do anything to change that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

And, y'know, a global financial crisis.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

I reckon blinkers... and pigheaded stupidity (xp)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

I was leaning towards pure cynicism myself but hey.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

You know how you find out about kids, not by what they own and play with, but what they have on their List for Santa?

that.

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

huh, weird, the thing I've liked about SecretSundaze the few times I've gone is that the crowd being older means less

assume this is the old "leak Libertarian nutbar plan that we know will never get thru parliament then hit up parliament with some 'moderate' reductions in worker rights that sail straight thru" shuffle

ding ding ding ding ding

octavio paz de la huerta (c sharp major), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

haha what the hell happened to that post

octavio paz de la huerta (c sharp major), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

I think it got interrupted by a fire alarm.

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

Prime Minister David Cameron will not be going to the Rio+20 Summit in Brazil next year despite his pledge to lead the "greenest ever government".

The meeting will mark 20 years since the seminal Earth Summit of 1992, and is regarded as a chance for leaders to put humanity on a sustainable track.

But the June date clashes with the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.

What an unproductive worker.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

Fox on the Run

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 October 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

SIR – Your letters on the EU are really arguing for a revolution right now: dumping the Coalition Government, parking David Cameron in the Tower, and taking back power by the people.

I would be pleased to lead this movement if nobody else better qualified can be found – which should not be hard, since I am on the cusp of my 88th year and spend most of my time in my garden.

Lord Walsingham
Merton, Norfolk

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/letters/8850755/The-logic-of-the-euro-crisis-is-the-forging-of-a-single-European-state.html

is this the most daily telegraph-y daily telegraph letter ever?

joe, Thursday, 27 October 2011 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

:D

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link

<3

lex pretend, Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

OMG surely not real

lex pretend, Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

"yours, j. rees-mogg"

Once Were Moderators (DG), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

Chap calling for end to employment rights doles out high-interest loans to the poor:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-donors-bid-to-curb-job-security-provokes-lib-dem-anger-2376461.html

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 27 October 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has claimed £535,000 of taxpayers' money over the last five years, government records have shown.

Baroness Thatcher, 86, who makes rare public appearances and suffers poor health, was paid from the public duties cost allowance available to ex-PMs.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15486792

James Mitchell, Friday, 28 October 2011 07:51 (twelve years ago) link

ebay handbag binge

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 28 October 2011 08:10 (twelve years ago) link

We're all in this together

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 28 October 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/gaycam.png

i like how my isp decided to run this story alongside a pic of Cam getting a blow job

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 30 October 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

"putting the pressure on" = not giving them a discount for cash on water cannons.

Ned Trifle X, Sunday, 30 October 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

Prince Charles getting to review laws that could affect his interests, then. That makes sense. Good job, lawmakers.

stet, Sunday, 30 October 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

i don't suppose he has his name on any hospitals he could ringfence, no

Local Christian Blues (schlump), Sunday, 30 October 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/D2DbX.png

James Mitchell, Monday, 31 October 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

"Hooray! Hooray! The cat lives! The cat lives! Long live the cat!"

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 31 October 2011 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

".. kicked around and stabbed!"

(sorry, John Cooper Clarke reference)

Mark G, Monday, 31 October 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

xps
"Communications between the prince or his household and the government are confidential under a long-standing convention that protects the heir to the throne's right to be instructed in the business of government in preparation for his future role as monarch,"
wtf?

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 31 October 2011 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

"Dear Lord Berkeley...The marine navigation bill that you introduced on 5 July would affect the Prince of Wales' interests and so will require the Prince of Wales' consent for its consideration by parliament … "
I say again, wtf?

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 31 October 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

Vote Liberal Democrat

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 31 October 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

man

Local Christian Blues (schlump), Monday, 31 October 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

'The justice secretary, Kenneth Clarke, has said he wants to get rid of the "compensation culture" that flourished under the Labour government.'

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 31 October 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link

is that the compensation culture that blossomed when solicitors were able to aggressively chase "no win no fee" cases through advertising after the laws allowing solicitors to advertise on TV were changed by the Major government?

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 October 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, like everything else:

Wheelybins, 2 weekly collections, and fines for 'too much stuff' or 'not enough recycling' is all due to the outsourcing of council bin collections to private companies who insist, rightly, on having 'service level requirement' statements so they can stay profitable.

Mark G, Monday, 31 October 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

hope something really old testament happens to mr clarke

Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 31 October 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

"... and bring here the fatted Clarke, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry"

(sorry, that's New Testament)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

why does the BBC claim that St Paul's has been "forced" to close by the Occupy Rag Week posse?

Agyness Dei (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

Is that the same Ken Clarke who was once a director of British American Tobacco, against who the Nigerian government began a $42 billion claim for compensation during his time there as a director? xp

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

Poor guy is the only man in Britain to receive an email from a mysterious Nigerian minister asking for his money back.

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

Right, that'll be on "Have I got news for you" then.

Mark G, Monday, 31 October 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

Fucker: http://twitter.com/Ed_Miliband/status/132851409967263744

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 November 2011 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

Sralex a Labour supporter so fair enough

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 7 November 2011 10:24 (twelve years ago) link

it is funny that a politician determines success by 'how long you were in charge for' rather than the specifics of what you accomplished

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Monday, 7 November 2011 10:40 (twelve years ago) link

funny in that special way that makes you cry, yes.

Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 November 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Monday, 7 November 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

it is funny that a politician determines success by 'how long you were in charge for' rather than the specifics of what you accomplished

― Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Monday, 7 November 2011 10:40 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQYjlP6fjFA

caek, Monday, 7 November 2011 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

Assumed Sralex was some kind of arms company before I read the tweet.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 7 November 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

dubstep producer iirc

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

Bunch of Jeremy Hunts:

The Government has spent nearly £750,000 on tickets for the London 2012 Games.

The Department for Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS) has been allocated 8,815 tickets, including 213 for the opening ceremony. These alone cost £194,525.

They include 41 of the top-priced opening ceremony tickets costing £2,012.12.

They have also paid out £71,490 for 143 tickets for the closing ceremony, according to the figures revealed in a Freedom of Information request by Sky News.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5jdbrWiSJvp5aVXAYeVsEy5ph92Bw?docId=B25087421320664293A000

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 November 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

that's cute they price the top tix at £2,012.12

conrad, Monday, 7 November 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

LOLz

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

maybe i should persuade the govt to rent my flat for the duration of the games

mark s, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

STFU and stick to rugby and the Eton wall game

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 11:29 (twelve years ago) link

why is this a thing this year and not one of the previous 90-odd?

caek, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

Because LolTories?

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 11:39 (twelve years ago) link

Probably because some twat in the Sun or on talk radio's been kicking up a fuss about it and Tory Central Office has got the idea in their head that the proles are exercised about it

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

good luck uk

caek, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

I'm far more offended by John Terry not wearing a poppy than I am by John Terry wearing a poppy or John Terry not being set on fire.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

haha I'm just offended by John Terry always having his mouth wide open. Is he in the middle of a marathon gurning competition with Ricky Gervais or something?

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/56598000/jpg/_56598258_campoppy.jpg

David Cameron, clearly not wearing a poppy.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

They could get Shirley Porter to run this:

More than 130,000 households in the capital will not be able to pay their rents if government welfare reforms go ahead, a report claimed today.

London Councils warned that families could face financial disaster if the Coalition's Universal Credit benefits cap is introduced as planned between 2013 and 2016.

Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith wants to replace dozens of benefits with a single Universal Credit and to cap the total amount that workless households can receive.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-24008380-130000-homes-face-rent-crisis-under-reforms.do

James Mitchell, Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

Speaking as someone who has been to a UC preparatory meeting or two recently, you have absolutely NO IDEA how much of a GIGANTIC clusterfuck that's going to turn into...

Stone Monkey, Thursday, 10 November 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

But...but...Poppy on a shirt! The only people worth caring about died about 90 yrs ago.

trapdoor fucking spiders (dowd), Thursday, 10 November 2011 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

The Member of Parliament for Newark, Patrick Mercer (pictured right), is reported by Vincent Moss, of the Sunday Mirror, and Nigel Nelson, of The People, to have called David Cameron "an arse" and a "despicable creature". Mercer is also reported to have claimed "I would take a beggar off the streets rather than have Cameron", and said "Cameron is the worst politician in British history since William Gladstone."
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2011/11/tory-mp-patrick-mercer-reported-to-have-called-david-cameron-an-ae-and-a-despicable-creature.html

James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 November 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link

that patrick mercer bloke's a cunt conservativehome.blogs.com/torydiary/2007/03/patrick_mercer_.html

(Line from Caddyshack.) (stevie), Sunday, 13 November 2011 11:15 (twelve years ago) link

" Speaking as someone who has been to a UC preparatory meeting or two recently, you have absolutely NO IDEA how much of a GIGANTIC clusterfuck that's going to turn into..."

Having trouble seeing how the combination of this and housing benefit cuts won't lead to poll tax level unrest and probably more.

Matt DC, Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:41 (twelve years ago) link

Don't think it'll save much money either unless the govt sneakily removes councils' obligation to rehouse in the event of involuntary homelessness. They might end up spending more.

Matt DC, Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:43 (twelve years ago) link

that might put the onus onto the councils tho, who'll get the flack for having to spend more on housing by cutting back on fripperies like libraries and meals on wheels.

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

Currently Housing Costs are planned to be included as part of UC, so yeah.

Stone Monkey, Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

Having trouble seeing how the combination of this and housing benefit cuts won't lead to poll tax level unrest and probably more.

GBP don't give a fuck about people on benefits, in fact they increasingly despise them

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

it's almost as if the gov were tory cunts or something. thank god there's a popular, articulate leftist party waiting to step in and repair this damage

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

Not sure who's going to be on the streets protesting about the plight of people on benefits tbh

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:53 (twelve years ago) link

you might be putting it a bit strong, that awful benefits culture extends right thru to Hardworking Families © too nowadays

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

I suppose, and of course the Liberal Democrats will be there to protect them

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

well, microscopic redistribution of wealth via a benefits system is a liberal invention after all, albeit stolen from arch-liberal von Bismarck. kinda makes you wonder if the labour movement took a wrong turn making it a central plank of their economic thinking for the last 70-odd years

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 November 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

or drags me to the insanely cynical conclusion that the benefits system exists partly for the purpose of threatening to withdraw it from moral deviants

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 November 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link

And it's a sharp jab to the kidney region, then a swift uppercut to the jaw, and he's OUT and he won't be getting up from that!

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 14 November 2011 10:42 (twelve years ago) link

Significant little dip at the end of the blue line where the yellow line stays steady.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/56694000/jpg/_56694763_unemp464x248.jpg

grandpa aaron knows how to live (onimo), Monday, 14 November 2011 10:46 (twelve years ago) link

The hell with it - this pic has to go somewhere.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/14/article-2061295-0ECABBCC00000578-892_308x652.jpg

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 14 November 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

"oos that gut-lord marching?"

(Obvious caption no 4512)

Mark G, Monday, 14 November 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

George obviously tired and shagged out after a session with a black dominatrix down the gym.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 14 November 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

Trying to get in with the PM after seeing the pics of Cameron and Alex James having a lark with Clarkson.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

Poor guy has probably jogged round all the way from No. 11 to see the PM.

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

xps
Talking of which...

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/news/a349958/blurs-alex-james-apologises-as-harvest-festival-hits-administration.html

See, we really are all in this together, etc.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/56694000/jpg/_56694763_unemp464x248.jpg

feel like it doesnt matter that the labour party dont have a charismatic leader or any policy or anything, they should just turn this into a sticker and swot it on cams head everytime he gets up to speak in parliament.

GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

Dunno tbh if you zoomed in on the last few years it tells you unemployment ramped up under Gordon Brown and Cam has stopped the rot while reducing the total claimants.

grandpa aaron knows how to live (onimo), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah a large section of the population would view reducing claimant numbers as a worthy achievement, irrespective of whether (or especially when) unemployment is not falling.

fun drive (seandalai), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

Not sure who's going to be on the streets protesting about the plight of people on benefits tbh

Combination of lefty usual suspects and the thousands of people out on the street smashing stuff up because they suddenly can't afford to live. The idea of the working poor and the fact that a sizeable proportion of benefit claimants are already in jobs is seemingly completely edited out of public discourse. Obviously this is 1x massive failure on Labour's part.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

Did anyone see that horrible episode of Police Camera Action dressed up as an 'England Riots' episode of Panorama last night?

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 11:10 (twelve years ago) link

Briefly, not enough to make an impression either way.

I find those PCA shows fascinating, from the viewpoint of 'blatant editorialising'..

Commentator: "hurn.. not so smart now, banged up overnight!"
(....)
Commentator: "he was later released without chaaarge..."

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

'Look at this bozo...What is he thinkin'?'

Nah, I grew up thinking shows like Dispatches and Panorama were supposed to be gritty, unbiased, hard-factual documentaries but this was about 25 minutes of footage of people throwing bricks at cops while police chiefs go on about "wanton violence and destruction". The penultimate 4 minutes they asked "Is there maybe a reason why this is happening? And are the gaol sentences too harsh and generalised for crimes such as nicking a pack of fags or telling a policeman to fuck off?". And in the last minute a police chief came on and said "no, it's wanton violence and destruction". And then it ended.

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

The first show I saw Paul Ross presenting was one of those "Police 5"/"Crimewatch" type shows. The first part was the usual (and reasonable) "do you recognise this lad breaking into a granny's house" type stuff.

Part two were freeze-frames of the anti-polltax demonstration and "If you know this girl, ring Westminster police on ..."

At that point, I decided I did not like Paul Ross.

Funnily enough, nothing he's done has been good enough to revise that opinion (his bro J has at least done the occasional interesting thing)..

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 11:47 (twelve years ago) link

Can't wait for Dave's impression of Goodluck Jonathan.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

Ed Miliband will call for "more responsible capitalism", amid mounting fears of a double-dip recession and record youth unemployment.

He will follow this up with a call for "less ugly politicians" and "dryer water".

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 November 2011 08:41 (twelve years ago) link

"bankers and protestors should shake hands. that would verse them well in compassion"

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 17 November 2011 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

Young jobseekers told to work without pay or lose unemployment benefits

Like someone said on FB: "Cunts" is the word.

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Thursday, 17 November 2011 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

The first show I saw Paul Ross presenting was one of those "Police 5"/"Crimewatch" type shows

Me too! and he did it so badly that for the first 5-10 minutes I was convinced it was a *spoof* of a "Police 5"/"Crimewatch" type show.

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 17 November 2011 12:40 (twelve years ago) link

At last my crappy star spotting comes in handy - I once saw Paul Ross and his lovely wife sharing a table with Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and his lovely wife at now defunct London eaterie Mash. I could him from the cheap seats.

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 17 November 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

you never him

grandpa aaron knows how to live (onimo), Thursday, 17 November 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

Young jobseekers told to work without pay or lose unemployment benefits

Like someone said on FB: "Cunts" is the word.

Corvee labour.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

It's eighties work experience back again. Doesn't begin to replace apprenticeships but it's not exactly Indonesia.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

think they pay people in indonesia tbf

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link

tbf they already 'offered' this in pre-coalition days if you were unfortunate enough to be young and six months on JSA, with the alternative being sitting an office 9-5, five days a week, with absolutely nothing to do (hey guys spend the next three hours doing job searches!).

sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

i say tbf, but fuck em rly the cunts.

sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

I can't believe that pledging to lay off half a million public sector workers would damage the economy. Who saw that coming?????

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

it's funny cos i can do a job search in about 30 mins from home and guess what? there's fuck all jobs

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

Because your local supermarket is full of kids working for free?

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

Like I know working in Asda isn't exactly anyone's dream but some people have to and what incentive is there for them to employ anyone else when there's a massive supply of kids being frogmarched in to work for free?

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

Also there's a lot of speculation out there that Osborne is about to put his hands up and admit they won't eliminate the deficit this parliament AND some reports that they're going to end up borrowing more than Labour. Pretty sure that would just amount to an admission of incompetence and/or idiotic intransigence but that they'll get through it all by blaming the Euro.

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 November 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

and the last government

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 November 2011 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

This has been doing the rounds on Twitter etc., but it's definitely worth a read if you haven't already done so:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/nov/16/why-britain-doesnt-make-things-manufacturing

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 17 November 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

Good article, I look forward to the radio 3 talk. Also a bonus for a good slagging of Richard FLorida, that guy is a fucknugget of the highest order who has had far too much influence on US/UK economic policy with his shonky research.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 17 November 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

The odd thing is that all this techno-utopianism came from men who would struggle to order a book off Amazon. Alistair Campbell tells a story about how Blair got his first-ever mobile phone after stepping down as prime minister in 2007. His first text to Campbell read: "This is amazing, you can send words on a phone."

But indeed, good article. Florida being Cameron's 'guru' is so wrong. This: But what really stuck out was how Florida fenced off creative work. You were either a knowledge worker or a factory worker – as if the other stuff didn't require brains. is so so so otm.

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 17 November 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

It also chimes with the position of Iain Duncan Smith, the work and pensions secretary. In July he appeared to echo Gordon Brown's infamous plea for "British jobs for British workers" but has since said that he rejects that in favour of a policy of "getting British workers ready for British jobs".

The Triumph of the Will High (nakhchivan), Saturday, 19 November 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

http://files.list.co.uk/images/w/godot.jpg

sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 19 November 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

how come you haven't used the nemanja vidic ~song~

he comes from serbia, he'll fuckin

as a display name?

The Triumph of the Will High (nakhchivan), Saturday, 19 November 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

a poor ear for a good bad pun.

sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 19 November 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7fOTQ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/7fOTQ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/7fOTQ.jpg

A Conservative MP has suggested that caps should be put on benefits paid for children in workless households.

http://i.imgur.com/7fOTQ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/7fOTQ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/7fOTQ.jpg

In an article for ConservativeHome, backbench MP Harriett Baldwin proposed that unemployed families get child tax credits for no more than four children.

http://i.imgur.com/7fOTQ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/7fOTQ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/7fOTQ.jpg

If those who are in a workless household were told that they would not receive additional benefits for any new babies until such time as the household has a wage-earner, work incentives would be stronger.

The Triumph of the Will High (nakhchivan), Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

what to bump, what to bump

stet, Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

hm

what your teeth reveal about satan (brownie), Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

Not politics but...

Stephen Lawrence verdict: Dobson and Norris guilty of racist murder
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/03/stephen-lawrence-verdict-guilty-murder

hickory always flavours the wieners (NickB), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

In a bid to exercise new regulations to curb "the commercialisation and sexualisation" of childhood, Prime Minister David Cameron has suggested that music videos should perhaps come with age ratings.

This proposal comes in addition to suggestions from Cameron that include banning sexualised images in public advertising and covering up explicit magazine displays. The issues are set to be discussed imminently with retailers and advertisers in the hope of agreeing a new nationwide code of conduct that may be introduced for businesses.

Cameron also wants to stop under-16-year-olds becoming "brand ambassadors" in "peer to peer" marketing campaigns for toys and other goods.

The plans were revealed in a pre-Christmas letter from Children's Minister Sarah Teather to industry figures, seen by the Daily Telegraph, inviting them to meet with Mr. Cameron early this year.

Artists such as Rihanna and Lady Gaga have been criticised for the content of their videos that has been deemed unsuitable for children as well as some outdoor advertising campaigns related to some of their records.

http://www.musicweek.com/story.asp?sectioncode=1&storycode=1047985

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 11:12 (twelve years ago) link

"Cameron also wants to stop under-16-year-olds becoming "brand ambassadors" in "peer to peer" marketing campaigns for toys and other goods."

this seems like a good idea tbh.

the 'age ratings' stuff is ridiculous though - doesn't cameron have children? doesn't he realise that putting "13+" on something is practically a way of guaranteeing that 11-year-olds desperately want to see it?

vision creation newgod (c sharp major), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

i can see a point about something like "S & M" not being played out on daytime radio but hey, simple solution to the rest, ban advertising.

Nogood (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

"brand ambassadors" in "peer to peer" marketing campaigns for toys and other goods."

Is this like when I go round a friends house and they've got an AT-AT and I want one and I go home and pester my parents to buy one but they don't. Stupid parents.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

I notice how they're not falling back on the smug "unless we can get it to work globally it won't work" line here.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

broadcasting is one of the few areas where the gov can still exert a good degree of control against global forces i'd've thought

Nogood (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

The fuss about Diane Abbott sort of proves what she said, right?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:22 (twelve years ago) link

Nadhim Zahawi seems to be the only public figure being a dick about this so I dunno.

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:25 (twelve years ago) link

ok Clegg too, jesus. seems like such an innocuous discussion of tactics/representation when u read it back but then maybe i lack sufficient pride in my race than to get all lynch-y about it

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

getting really tired of watching the Great British public and its lol leaders trying to work out what racism is like puzzled 4 year-olds now tho

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:31 (twelve years ago) link

The Torygraph calls it a “gaffe” (i.e. “saying what you actually think”).

In the end though it’s nothing to do with any race debate and everything to do with pitiful parliamentary points-scoring.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:34 (twelve years ago) link

Can't think why apartheid supporter and friend of the BNP Paul Staines keeps trying to stitch up a black woman.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

@SophyRidgeSky Sophy Ridge
Labour spokesman:"we disagree with Diane's tweet. It is wrong to make any generalisations about any race creed or colour....
17 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

@SophyRidgeSky Sophy Ridge
Ctd "The Labour party has always campaigned against such behaviour - and so has Diane Abbott"
16 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

THANKS FOR THAT YOU USELESS, PUSILLANIMOUS CUNTS

all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

it's a disgrace any time the BBC even acknowledges Paul Staines' existence to be honest

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:50 (twelve years ago) link

@SophyRidgeSky Sophy Ridge
I hear person Diane Abbott interrupted Sky interview for was call from Ed Miliband -who gave her "severe dressing down"and told to apologise
4 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

ffffffffffffffffs

all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

Tory MP Nadhim Zahawi says Labour leader Ed Miliband should sack her for "inciting hatred against white people".

As a white person I admit I am scared of the intense hatred Ms. Abbot's remarks as bound to cause

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

she broke the first rule of Dead Labour - don't wind up the Daily Mail

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

I was going to say "let's have a riot" but you can go to prison for saying that these days (vote Liberal Democrat)

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 January 2012 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

What the fuck has Diane Abbott got to apologise for?

It's the Labour Party who should apologise for being such spineless aspie COWARDS 'cos they're frightened Mr & Mrs Hitler of Dachau Avenue, Little Spitting, won't vote for them next time.

fucking useless Ed Milliband, grow some BALLS you fucking nonce.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 5 January 2012 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

Abbott should just have said fuck you and quit.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 5 January 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

Don't think he reads ilx, marcello.

caek, Thursday, 5 January 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

Does he read the New Statesman?

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 January 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

it's like Labour are tracking down the stupidest, most reactionary fuckwit in Britain and aiming all of their policies at him/her.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 5 January 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

it's like Labour are tracking down the stupidest, most reactionary fuckwit in Britain and aiming all of their policies at him/her appointing them to senior shadow cabinet posts

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 January 2012 12:43 (twelve years ago) link

What we've learned from this:

- No politician should even attempt to use Twitter as a forum for debate especially when a degree of nuance is required.
- It's futile to expect any career politician with a chance of getting into office to say what they think, because the level of hysteria from either the press or the internet is ridiculous.

What we knew anyway:

- Diane Abbott is both perceptive and naive
- Ed Miliband is a clown

Matt DC, Thursday, 5 January 2012 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

i partially disagree with Abbott about the whole "unity of representation" ish but like i said it's a tactical question not a "kill all honkies" manifesto

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 January 2012 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

I mean really Diane Abbott herself will probably roll through this basically the same as before but this is the worst possible timing for this sort of manufactured outrage. The Steven Lawrence verdict has allowed everyone in the UK who hasn't actually murdered a black person or joined the BNP to pat themselves on the back and agree that everyone agrees racism is bad, they're not racist, there's nothing to discuss.

Matt DC, Thursday, 5 January 2012 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

- No politician should even attempt to use Twitter as a forum for debate especially when a degree of nuance is required.

yeah this is sad; there is an awful 'explanation' in the guardian report:

Although her comments were addressed to Adewunmi, Abbott did not use the Twitter direct message facility, which keeps messages private. As a result, they were available for anyone to read.

as if it's anthony weiner's dickshots rather than part of a conversation. UNFORTUNATELY ABBOTT WAS UNABLE TO KEEP HER RACISM PRIVATE, HOISTED BY HER OWN PETARD.

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, 5 January 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

- Diane Abbott is both perceptive and naive

She's never struck me as the sharpest tool in the box

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 January 2012 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

this is stupid.

I am Newgod (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

Here be Health and Safety Monsters

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

"White people love playing 'divide & rule' We should not play their game #tacticasoldascolonialism."

twitter hashtags are the most banal thing ever and possibly the most pass/agg thing ever when they consist of #compoundphraseshighlightingenemiesnotionalfaults

jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

Guardian commenter OTM:

Note to stupid Prime Minister. Cutting back on Health and Safety in the workplace is only a benefit to badly run businesses and makes it harder for well run, conscientious businesses to compete with them on costs.

We do not need more badly run businesses, we need more well run, innovative businesses creating long term value and spreading it around.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

Rubbish small businessmen who don't care about their staff or customers are amongst his core voters tho

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

Janet Daley, Katherine "Auntie Tom" Berbalsingh - all the rats coming out of the woodwork to have a go at Abbott.

Apologise. All this fucking country does is apologise. Why? Because our politicians are frightened of a few newspaper editors who'll tell some of their batshit right-wing readers to keep voting Tory. None of them has the balls to tell them to fuck off. Even after the phone-hacking non-business, nobody has the fucking COURAGE to stand up for what they're supposed to believe in, if indeed they believe in anything beyond their own pathetic "career." To say, fine, go ahead and slag us off, we're not changing, if people base their vote on what Paul Dacre tells his slaves to say then they deserve the government they'll get.

And Abbott should have the guts to walk away from Labour until it becomes a proper socialist party again.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

Has a paper gone with the text-vote poll question "Do you think the Leveson enquiry is a lot of hot air about nothing?" ...

yet?

Mark G, Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

xp Would be interesting to see if Abbott could hold on to her seat as an independent. Pretty sure she would. This was probably always intevitable - she's not always careful with her words and she's a lightning rod for the right-wing. I'd imagine she'll settle back into being a "difficult" Labour back bencher rather than a member of the shadow cabinet before long.

Not sure i buy her explanation of the context. She's right in relation to race and the 'white people' in power but divide and rule extends far beyond that. It's the hallmark of this government and the ones before it. It's time people started calling them on it.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Thursday, 5 January 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

has dorian's piece been linked to on this thread yet? it's excellent. http://33revolutionsperminute.wordpress.com/2012/01/05/racism-vs-racism-why-diane-abbott-was-right/

Oh Oh Oh OOOOOOOOH. Multiple O. So good! (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

That's 100% otm. Very good stuff.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Thursday, 5 January 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

btw evening standards billboards helpfully pointing out that dianne abbot is the "black MP". also, tweeter at that insufferable dickhole alastair campbell points out that racism is prejudice+power, not just prejudice. also, fuck the world.

Oh Oh Oh OOOOOOOOH. Multiple O. So good! (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

would join a march to argue that colonialism/racism still exists and hasn't been solved by some murderers getting put away for a crime committed 8 years ago and maybe we should tackle it rather than just dust it under the carpet?

Oh Oh Oh OOOOOOOOH. Multiple O. So good! (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

ps campbell bleating on about how dianne abbot was dumb not to realise decent white people care about racism and are victims of racism too. IMHO decent white people are the ones who realise their relationship to racism goes deeper than saying "ooh, hey, i'm a victim too."

Oh Oh Oh OOOOOOOOH. Multiple O. So good! (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

Read a horrific piece by some wind-up racist right-wing trendy Shoreditch-type who ought to know better, which I'm not going to link to here. Purports to be on Abbott's side but gleefully points out that she's a fattie and a woman and black and so must be a bit thick.

Just a bit of banter, lol wot a legernd etc.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

Nice to see the BBC bring out Darcus Howe on Newsnight to give the racists, sexists and sizeists a chance to try out their bonus material on ageism and mental health.

James Mitchell, Friday, 6 January 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

i love Darcus

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2012 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

Michael Rosen, superb, on [Removed Illegal Link].

...this and other related issues.

i love Darcus

I don't but his "She should tell Miliband to go to HELL!" was LOL + OTM

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 6 January 2012 11:58 (twelve years ago) link

that Rosen blog post is excellent

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2012 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

it's not like the 'a' and the 'o' are anywhere near each other on the keyboard

all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

Freudian tweet

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

i assumed that was a Diane Abbott joke?

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

like ed miliband could ever make a joke

all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

i know but surely somebody else has mocked that up??

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

it's corrected now anyway

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

god no, u can see from the comments that he did do it :O

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

haha no he actually tweeted that. then deleted/corrected

all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

If he were a strong leader he'd fire himself

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

racist Miliband shd resign

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

Block Marks for Red Ed

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

hope diane's rung him up to give him a bollocking

all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

Rung him up in the middle of an interview with Sky News, I hope

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

@LibDemPress Lib Dem Press Office
We can confirm that we have not hacked Ed Miliband's Twitter account. That's all him.
5 minutes ago via web

it must be bad when the Lib Dems are making jokes at your expense

all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

Martin: Now Bart [mock cough] You must promise not to fall in love with me. [class laughs again]

Bart: Oh, now, Martin's scoring off me. Oh, that is it. [gets up on chair]

the white plies (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

Good job he wasn't around when Les Dawson died.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

John Terry says it's a blond day for Ed Malibind.

James Mitchell, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, Miliband tweeting about a minor TV personality is one thing, but it's not a "gaffe."

FFS let's get out of this infantilism of everything. If this is the sort of society that newspapers create then we're better off without newspapers.

And I know this is DJ Stuck Needle but as usual it's not about racism, perceived or actual, or even about politics. It's about...

...ta-dah...

...a Good Story.

it is a p good story though

the blackbusters thing

glumdalclitch, Friday, 6 January 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

A keen fan of pop music, he cites Band of Horses and Lana Del Rey as among his current favourites but admits the “appalling” choices of his children, including Bruno Mars and Katy Perry, are “beginning to infect my iPod”.

Mr Cameron proudly announces he has “finished” Angry Birds, the computer game, and admits he occasionally turns to Fruit Ninja, a game his son likes, on his iPad.

“It’s quite good, to get your frustration out. If you can’t have a reshuffle, play Fruit Ninja.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/9000253/David-Cameron-interview-those-who-work-hard-will-be-rewarded.html

James Mitchell, Monday, 9 January 2012 11:00 (twelve years ago) link

That's Lana Del Ray over then

Tom D (Tom D.), Monday, 9 January 2012 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

Executive pay is one of those populist things you can loudly pretend to be very angry about while not really intending to do anything about it whatsoever.

Matt DC, Monday, 9 January 2012 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

Also hate this idea that the heinous thing is "being rewarded for failure", it's not just bad executives who are paid too much in this country it's good ones too

Tom D (Tom D.), Monday, 9 January 2012 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

Also LOL @ "transparency" being the answer, CEO's will be all "Hold on, he's getting paid that much, I want that!"

Tom D (Tom D.), Monday, 9 January 2012 11:33 (twelve years ago) link

The current programme of information and communications technology (ICT) study in England's schools will be scrapped from September, the education secretary has announced.

It will be replaced by an "open source" curriculum in computer science and programming designed with the help of universities and industry.

Michael Gove called the current ICT curriculum "harmful and dull".

He will begin a consultation next week on the new computing curriculum.

"Imagine the dramatic change which could be possible in just a few years, once we remove the roadblock of the existing ICT curriculum.

"Instead of children bored out of their minds being taught how to use Word or Excel by bored teachers, we could have 11-year-olds able to write simple 2D computer animations," he said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-16493929

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

"Yeah! and they could write a program to upload a Rap track! and ... um.."

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

tbf it does need changing. Whether they'll actually make it any better is another matter...

(also the kids are probably not actually going to find a CS approach to exciting things like algorithms and data structures any more interesting, but it might help if they knew what computer science actually is, before returning to the Word and Excel which will be infinitely more useful to most of them. hell, I've probably used the Excel I learnt at school more than anything I learnt in a comp. sci. degree, and I'm a programmer)

(I was also going to say that it would have helped me to know what "computer science" actually was before I thought I'd go and study it for 3 years, but going by the recent graduates we've had working here it could mean almost anything at university level in the UK anyway)

Schleimpilz im Labyrinth (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

"Instead of children bored out of their minds being taught how to use Word or Excel by bored teachers, we could have 11-year-olds able to write simple 2D computer animations," he said.

yeah this is kind of glib but fundamentally otm.

caek, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 12:53 (twelve years ago) link

I wish I knew a bit more Excel tbh

Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

"Instead of children bored out of their minds being taught how to play guitar or piano by bored teachers, we could have 11-year-olds able to write simple mobile phone ringtones" he said.

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

using office apps probably ought to be a separate subject, Computer Science doesn't come into it. having said that, i've never used Excel in my life except when i've been teaching somebody else to use it so.

Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

proposed title for the Word/Powerpoint/Excel curriculum: "Your Adult Life is Going to Suck"

Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

not many job ads asking for experience of creating simple 2d computer animations ime

(also my kids already do simple animation alongside the office stuff)

ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

this could be great so long as they are able to get teachers who can do it!

tbf my memories of being taught logo were a bit like being taught to create simple 2d computer animations a la Scratch.

vision creation newgod (c sharp major), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

Get some ex-squaddies in, teach 'em some simple 2d computer animation and simple 2d discipline

Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

7 million smart phones were activated on Christmas Day and Angry Birds was download 6.5 million times on the same day so I suppose simple 2d animation might be a better earner than learning pivot tables.

ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

They should make Excel part of the Maths GCSE curriculum. Word can fuck itself though tbh.

Rapper rejoins fat man's co-op (NickB), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

(also my kids already do simple animation alongside the office stuff)

Mine too. Gove seems to be slagging off the whole of ICT teaching before he's even got anything to replace it - he's quite the motivator.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

all the ict teachers i know slag off the ict syllabus fwiw

caek, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

(i know 2 ict teachers so i am obviously v qualified in this area)

caek, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

(also my kids already do simple animation alongside the office stuff)
Scottish schools don't have ICT the same way English/Welsh ones do. The Scottish curriculum is much more CS-focused, in the way Gove wants to replace ICT.

There are also usually separate subjects (at my school it was called Secretarial Studies!) that teach Word/Excel.

stet, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

http://politicalscrapbook.net/2012/01/lib-dems-call-voters-nutters/

Liberal Democrats in Sefton, Merseyside, have been accused of slurring a number of local residents as “nutters” on a document highlighting people to whom party literature should not be delivered to.

http://cdn.politicalscrapbook.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sefton_lib_dems_nutters.jpg

ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

xp They dressed it up for us. Ours was "Business Studies", but was just touch-typing, excel, etc. Computing was for the hard core BASIC coding of text adventures where all paths led to insults, creating animated dick gifs, etc.

CraigG, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

We had a year of "Word Processing"; utterly boring at the time but in retrospect learning to touch-type was one of the more useful things I learned at school wrt my life now.

questino (seandalai), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

I don't get it, of all the batshit/stupid/counterproductive/enraging/outright evil government announcements this one seems pretty uncontroversial?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

It's not even the worst thing they've said today.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://blogs.independent.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/127971098.jpg

^ just think what fun kids could have turning this into an animated gif

Rapper rejoins fat man's co-op (NickB), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

God bless our undemocratic and antiquated second chamber.

Matt DC, Thursday, 12 January 2012 10:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.politicshome.com/uk/story/23779/

"Hey, we really are the scum you think we are!"

(I like how they use £1.6bn/5 years, as £320m/year would make them seem like miserly penny-pinchers kicking Tiny Tim's crutches away)

carson dial, Thursday, 12 January 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

"You are HOW old? Will Smith's daughter Willow looks well beyond her 11 years on the red carpet in yellow gown"

"Aren't they a bit short for your age? Teenage sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner slip into thigh-skimming mini dresses"

Blech.

windorne grey frogs (dowd), Monday, 16 January 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

Think this cunto might not have joined the right party in the first place:

Mr Bozier, 27, who now runs his own digital business, said: "The Labour Party today is not the Labour Party I joined six years ago when Tony Blair was leader.

"Blair and New Labour had the reforming zeal to radically change our public services. It was a pro-aspiration, pro-business party, which made sense to me and to the country. The party has moved so far away from it that I no longer wish to be a part of it. At the same time, Cameron's policies have picked up that reforming zeal and are continuing in the spirit of Blair, so I have decided to join the Conservatives."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/senior-labour-adviser-defects-to-the-tories-6290220.html

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 January 2012 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

lol

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 January 2012 07:28 (twelve years ago) link

LOL @ Gove. So stuuuuupid.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Monday, 16 January 2012 07:53 (twelve years ago) link

The Gove thing has to be a set-up for the Queen to gracefully decline a new yacht thereby proving that we are, in fact, all in it together.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 16 January 2012 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

xpost it's more "support whoever's winning" re Bozier.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

Queen in "fuckin' avin it son!" shocka!

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

Fully support everyone on ILX chipping in to buy a massive fuckoff yacht, but only if Matt DC can play balearic yacht techno on it!

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Monday, 16 January 2012 10:22 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Gove wrote: "In spite, and perhaps because of the austere times, the celebration should go beyond those of previous jubilees and mark the greater achievement that the diamond anniversary represents.

Repulsive little twerp

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2012 10:28 (twelve years ago) link

New yacht for the Queen? We're all on it together.

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2012 10:31 (twelve years ago) link

Let it sail close to the shore so we can all wave!

(too soon? My name is Frankie Boyle good evening!)

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 10:35 (twelve years ago) link

2.30pm: Michael Gove, the education secretary, takes questions in the Commons.
Should be good.

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 January 2012 10:46 (twelve years ago) link

It's not the arrogance that appals me about Gove there, it's the sycophancy of the smarmy little man.

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Monday, 16 January 2012 10:49 (twelve years ago) link

I think that's a given.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

Tory cabinet minister arrogant, insensitive and a royalist sycophant.

little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 January 2012 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

He also charged the taxpayer for eight coffee spoons and cake forks, worth £5.95 each, four breakfast knives and a woven door mat worth £30.
Makes his £240 coffee table seem a reasonable claim.

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 January 2012 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, how would you expect someone earning £64,000 a year to effectively discharge their parliamentary duties without some free fucking spoons?

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 January 2012 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

wtf is a 'breakfast knife'?

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Monday, 16 January 2012 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

things you don't have to wash up before dinner.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

First mention of Michael Gove on ILX is prescient.

Michael Gove is a cockfarmer.
― Tom, Friday, 26 October 2001 01:00 (10 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Monday, 16 January 2012 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

to be fair £60m is only a quid each and i dislike the queen less than some of my work colleagues.

Alan Shearer (ken c), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

as long as i get to sign a massive birthday card

Alan Shearer (ken c), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:07 (twelve years ago) link

£60m would be the cost of the boat - I suspect there might be some ongoing costs associated with it. Of course I'm sure the Queen wouldn't mind if it was branded up like a football shirt if it saved us all a few bob.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:17 (twelve years ago) link

Take the £60mn out of the salaries of MPs, and double as much out of the millionaires in the cabinet.

If that means generations of their families starving to death, so be it.

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

Joining the Tories from Labour seems more like just a change of tie colour than it ever has.

I keep imaging the Queen's new yacht to be unveiled on Jubliee Day and it's made of gold, pure gold, and is called HMS Bling. This hasn't been officially announced, has it?

Yeah Yeah Bohney (Craigo Boingo), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

yachts take like 5 years to build, so she better be happy with an IOU

caek, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

xxp total salary of MPs is less than 60m, so they would owe us money

caek, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

Cameron has come out against it apparently. Maybe it would be a bit less brazenly arrogant if they bought her a submarine instead?

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

If he was STRONG LEADER he would fire Gove (preferably from out of a cannon from the deck of the Queen's new yacht)

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:40 (twelve years ago) link

Cameron's playing as blinder this week. He gets someone to make noises about a royal yacht then gets to put the idea down and show he's in touch with the people, and in doing so he also gets Ed Miliband to agree with him on yet another issue (in the same week Ed's come out in support of civil service pay freezes and protecting the Union from upstart Scottish Nationalists).

ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

Amazed that Miliband is stupid enough to fall for that one from Cameron, he is beyond redemption and parody by now. Given that forecasters are saying we might be in a recession already, this is a particularly dumb time for Labour to decide they actually agree with the coalition on significant chunks of economic policy.

Matt DC, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sorry, I forgot, it's about "credibility".

Matt DC, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

Cameron's playing as blinder this week.

Yeah, I keep waiting for this smug bastard to fall on his fat face and for it to be reported that he'd fallen on his fat face and for him to be admonish for falling on his fat face

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

Milliband is just such a pathetically useless fucknugget.

Harvey Weewax (stevie), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

Next campaign slogan's leaked already?

little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

just for a change i'll be fair.

to me, it sort of speaks well of emil that he's such a useless professional media-friendly politician. the problem being that his job is to be a professional media-friendly politician.

little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

he's such a useless professional media-friendly politician

Yes, but what is he good at? I honestly can't work out what his strengths are.

ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

i think his response to the dianne abbott furore was the last straw for me. what she said was clumsy and unwise, but the public dressing down made it clear whose side emil and labour are on - and its the daily mail readers.

Harvey Weewax (stevie), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know either but anything's better than being a pro politician in the 21st century. maybe he's really funny when he's drunk or something.

little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/16/labour-mp-tom-harris-resign

"Labour MP Tom Harris had posted Downfall parody video likening Alex Salmond to Hitler"

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Monday, 16 January 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

It's the constant shitting on benefit claimants that's winding me up. You'd think that the question of 'WHERE ARE THE JOBS?' would be resonant enough to counter that but he's just not brave enough to make that case.

Also coming out in favour of a welfare cap now, when it could prove to be a complete disastrous clusterfuck, is really stupid.

If Miliband were leading Labour in 1990 he'd be constantly telling people that he was "not opposed to a poll tax in principle".

Matt DC, Monday, 16 January 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

"Labour MP Tom Harris had posted Downfall parody video likening Alex Salmond to Hitler"

... his party's led by some called Johann!

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

I don't understand the current labour party.

Also lol if a Downfall parody gets someone fired. It truly is the age of meme.

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 January 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

Surely above all else, the fact he posted it in the first place without thinking through the consequences shows he's a completely inept social media tsar?

Matt DC, Monday, 16 January 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

.. which is the point, yes.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

"completely inept" "Scottish Labour Party" = interchangeable

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Monday, 16 January 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

could apply to any Scottish party tbh - SNP are lording it by being slightly less inept than the rest and having one politician with a big enough ego to carry them.

ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Monday, 16 January 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

^lol. I was at a do before xmas and he turned up unexpectedly mob handed and his crew had to pull up chairs so they could still be within hearing (and laughing) distance of their leaders bon mots.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 16 January 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

tbf he had a few good lines.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 16 January 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

also xp. as downfall parodies go that one was quite funny.

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 16 January 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw this actually gets worse
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/feedarticle/10044408

like the best, most okay part of this article is the start

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

And now Cameron thinks a privately funded boat is a great idea. And so does the Daily Mail.

So say "Ho!" to the Santander Queen!

Mark G, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:18 (twelve years ago) link

Well, she didn't travel as much as being in the armed services, but when she was design director at Smythson and I was an MP, sometimes she'd go off to New York for five days and I was left looking after the little ones, so it has happened...

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

And the rest:

...The children wouldn't starve or anything; the food was OK - I'm a reasonable cook - and they'd get to school on time, but I'm afraid the house would quite rapidly deteriorate. I'm not as good about tidying up as you go along as my wife is."

What a traditional man the dude is... Vote, um, whats the name again?

Mark G, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

Couldn't care less whether there's a privately funded yacht. Privatise all royal funding as far as I'm concerned.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:05 (twelve years ago) link

"...The citizens wouldn't starve or anything; the food is OK - Asda is very reasonable - and the Queen'd get to her island breaks on time, but I'm afraid the country would quite rapidly deteriorate. I'm not as good about tidying up as you go along as my wife is."

Alan Shearer (ken c), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

"which was nice."

carson dial, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/17/michael-gove-king-james-bible

"A plan by the education secretary, Michael Gove, to send a copy of the King James Bible to every school in the country – each including a personal inscription from him – has run into trouble after government sources reported he has been told to find private funding for the project."

each including a personal inscription from him
each including a personal inscription from him
each including a personal inscription from him
each including a personal inscription from him
each including a personal inscription from him
each including a personal inscription from him
each including a personal inscription from him
each including a personal inscription from him
each including a personal inscription from him
each including a personal inscription from him

c sharp major, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

whoever it is in the Department of Education that is leaking all this stuff about Michael Gove has my undying eternal love.

danzig, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

Gove will make a really shit prime minister one day.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

"each including a personal inscription from him"

CROPPIES LIE DOWN

the smell of Whiney's cheap perfume (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

Gove's basically the Mandelson of this Cabinet isn't he? In that no matter how shit he is and whatever he does you know full well he'll be back a couple of years after his first sacking. Whereas someone like Liam Fox is clearly never coming back.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 10:29 (twelve years ago) link

At least Mandelson was clever

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

we're speaking relatively here, right?

the smell of Whiney's cheap perfume (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

Of course, devious is probably more accurate. Time for Vince Cable to dust off that old Stalin to Mr. Bean knee-slapper. Parliamentary wits, eh?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

Proposed Thames Estuary airport already being refered to as 'Boris Island'. I kind of imagine it like a remake of 'Fantasy Island', with Johnson in the Richardo Montelban role.

insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

Popbitch on our future prime minister:

According to an ex-girlfriend, which yacht and bible loving cabinet minister kept a curious jazz mag collection under his bed?

James Mitchell, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

Future prime minister? Ex-girlfriend?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

Love this hate-stirring thing on immigrants and benefits in the Telegraph by Damian Green and Chris Grayling. Amazing appearance on Today too.

James Mitchell, Friday, 20 January 2012 08:23 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, john humph was pretty full-on re: actual amount of migrants cheating benefits schemes being 180 people... and all grayling could do was repeat his figures, which only damn him even further.

Harvey Weewax (stevie), Friday, 20 January 2012 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

Grayling is an idiot, I'm surprised he's lasted as long as he has.

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2012 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

the tories mo on the today programme atm is hilariously predictable - do not be interrupted, spout yr bullshit and remember to say "we've only been in power for 18 months" and "we inherited this from the previous govt". marvellous how natural the phrase "we inherited this" comes to these fucks, its as if they've been saying it their whole lives.

Harvey Weewax (stevie), Friday, 20 January 2012 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

Labour picked a brilliant time to decide they were in favour of capping benefits after all, didn't they? Useless cunts.

Matt DC, Sunday, 22 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

Labour party's dead man, let it go

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 January 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

christ how has THIS happened?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/23/david-cameron-soars-in-poll

piscesx, Monday, 23 January 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

david cameron sours in pool

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

Only thing I'm holding on to is the hope that when the consequences of all this Tory bullshit become evident the support will collapse. I'm sure that's going to happen with the supposed 80% in favour of the benefit cuts. I don't think people have clocked yet that these really Tories and so the safety limits of the Labour days are gone.

That's why when I pick fights on Facebook with people going "yes, good stuff, cap those benefit scroungers, how do they even get to 26k anyway?!" you find their support vanishes when you explain what it *actually* means. Stuff like putting 500,000 more kids into poverty; stuff like hammering people who have literally just lost their jobs; stuff that they thought would be so self-evidently bad that they assumed nobody would try to do.

I guess that's the crux of it. 80% are in favour of "cuts in benefit (except the obviously mean and vicious stuff that nobody would do)", not realising that what they're actually getting is "all the mean, vicious and petty stuff we can dream up, and then some."

stet, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

And I hadn't realised quite how much of a cunt IDS is until his pitiful "you can't ring fence child benefit, if we can't cut that there's no point having a cap at all!" mewling after the Lords defeat.

stet, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

i have a horrible feeling that most of the families about to be destroyed by benefit cuts don't vote. i'm certain that the kids don't.

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6EYhVwPqCQ

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

eh? why? fuck that guy. Also: he really dug that knighthood.

stet, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck knighthoods.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

People on Twitter predictably complaining about how it's just a gesture and it's no substitute for tighter regulation, etc. Well obviously, but it's a sad day when you can't enjoy the symbolic humiliation of a prize arsehole.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

Not really sure government should be in the business of humiliation, tbh.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

they giveth; they must taketh away

stet, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

Not really sure government should be in the business of humiliation, tbh.

i hate to break character and everything, but if humiliation is good enough for those on welfare........

teaky frigger (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

Not really sure government should be in the business of humiliation, tbh.

Don't see why not. If they're in the business of bestowing honours then they're in the business of removing them.

Meme Rogers (DL), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think they should be in the business of bestowing honours either.

Honestly, I could give a shit about Fred Goodwin but I what I really resent is that this non-story, this "symbolic humiliation", ended up dominating the news yesterday, when genuinely newsworthy stuff was happening and getting pushed down the running order, or out of it entirely.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 10:29 (twelve years ago) link

an annual Dishonours list with public noms cd only make this a better nation

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 10:30 (twelve years ago) link

suggest nob

stet, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 10:36 (twelve years ago) link

flag nob, shurely?

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 10:36 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think they should be in the business of bestowing honours either.

Of course. And while we're at it let's strip knighthoods from and block future knighthoods for every arsehole involved in the banking crash and not just media bogeyman, Fred the Shred, so no honours for Gordon Brown for a start (I think we can all get behind that one).

OK, so there's Cameron and Osborne, cooling their heels in Switzerland with a bunch of Johnny Foreigners who don't want to talk to them anyway, meanwhile "Red" Ed Miliband is running riot, breaking the habit of a political lifetime, by actually scoring some goals in empty nets: on Hester's bonus; on getting a Parliamentary vote on the bonus. Solution: let's hang out Fred Goodwin to dry - I mean even the proles have heard of him - and kid on that we hate the bankers as much as the Labour Party are kidding on they hate the bankers. That's politics!

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

What I really resent is that this non-story, this "symbolic humiliation", ended up dominating the news yesterday, when genuinely newsworthy stuff was happening and getting pushed down the running order, or out of it entirely.

But this happens all the time. You could say that about the news on any given day. I'm not sure this incident is as irrelevant as you think and I don't think people are stupid enough to think that this draws a line under the financial crisis and nothing more needs to be done. The fact that the business and banking communities appear genuinely rattled and are wailing about "mob rule" suggests that it does have some impact, however limited and symbolic.

Meme Rogers (DL), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

"ant-business hysteria" won't someone please think of the poor businessmen!

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

Well that's what the Tories usually tell us, they've modified it slightly to 'except this one over here who was knighted by those Labour bastards, mind the straw'

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder what the reaction would have been if the committee had decided not to strip him of the knighthood. Would people be applauding them for not distracting the nation with symbolic scapegoating? Or would they be furious that even this small gesture towards censure of the bankers had been resisted?

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pretty sure if the committee that no-one knew about and never convenes did not convene and decide anything, no one would have noticed.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

You could say that about the news on any given day.

Totally. And I do.

I'm not sure this incident is as irrelevant as you think and I don't think people are stupid enough to think that this draws a line under the financial crisis and nothing more needs to be done.

You're possibly right about the first bit and while I would agree with you that people aren't stupid, I have my doubts that the government would, or that they feel under any pressure to make the systemic changes that people want to see. It's not like there's any political pressure to do so, is there?

I'm sure the last lot were just as bad but it really does seem like this government is obsessed with firing out pitiful, populist policies that are easy to understand and designed to grab media attention but which will ultimately go nowhere and make fuck all difference to anyone.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

I wouldn't give a fuck personally, fuck a knighthood either way (xxp) And, yes, this is just grubby populism prompted by Miliband kicking up a stink about Stephen Hester and getting a few good write-ups as a result, it's got Osborne's fingerprints all over it

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

With this government I would actually prefer a bit of grubby populism to the bullish conservative dogma they run on the rest of the time. Short of them resigning en masse I'm happy to see them bow to public anger every now and then. And I disagree about there not being any political pressure to make systemic changes. Public outrage clearly isn't going away and though I wonder if Will Hutton's being too optimistic when he calls this a "turning point" I don't see this as the end of the process at all.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

I don't mind them bowing to public anger every now and again, I would just prefer if they were to do so over things that are actually meaningful rather than tokenistic, with the intention of making a substantive difference rather than just placating the proles.

Public outrage clearly isn't going away

Really? I see angry Guardian columnists and pundits on TV but little evidence of the public being anything but exhausted. Maybe that's the point idk. Anyway, I hope you (and Will Hutton) are right but even I, having spent a lot of time at Occupy, feel a bit defeated.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

I've spent a bit of time at Occupy and I'm prepared to admit that I'm drawn towards optimism because the alternative — as I constantly see on Twitter — is grinding impotent rage. There are some very clever, very principled people on the left who depress the fuck out of me because everything short of full-scale reform (or revolution in some cases) strikes them as worthless. I just can't function like that. Doesn't mean I'm right and they're wrong.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

The party of family values.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 2 February 2012 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

I've spent a bit of time at Occupy and I'm prepared to admit that I'm drawn towards optimism because the alternative — as I constantly see on Twitter — is grinding impotent rage. There are some very clever, very principled people on the left who depress the fuck out of me because everything short of full-scale reform (or revolution in some cases) strikes them as worthless. I just can't function like that. Doesn't mean I'm right and they're wrong.

I think you're much more likely to be right than they are, in that it seems like you'd be satisfied with a system even a little fairer than the one we've got. I would too. But the thing is, while I'd be satisfied with modest system improvements they still have to be real, rather than symbolic, making an actual difference rather than a superficial one with a purpose beyond propping up the polls. I'm just not seeing anything even close to that.

I was feeling pretty optimistic about Occupy as well and have attended some great talks and met some really interesting people at the BofI and St Paul's, but step into the real world and no one's interested. Real people are fatigued by life or just pre-occupied with it, while the politicians don't seem to give a fuck. Despite the size of the constituency (in terms of people) they represent, they still seem to be ignorable. Because, it seems, there's no money there. Has Cameron, Clegg, Boris or even EMilli paid them a visit?

I'm not saying it's all futile but I do understand why others would think that it is.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 2 February 2012 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

Despite the size of the constituency (in terms of people) they represent, they still seem to be ignorable

What constituency are you talking about it? I'm glad you got something out of Occupy, but I went down there and the first thing I saw has a guy pattering away on some bongoes while another guy blew down a didgeridoo and I thought, "That's it, I'm outta here".

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 February 2012 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

it's not the futility, it's the way the "slight improvements" disguise and protect the relentless destruction carried on by Capital and its fanclub that drags us to despair in the end

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 February 2012 11:58 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^

emil.y, Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I completely agree. Whether it's last week's who-gives-a-shit banker bonus or Fred Goodwin's peerage, it all seems to be a grand distraction from the actual things that they're doing that are massively against the public interest. Wouldn't have thought Cameron was a PR man, would you?

I can understand that the hedger/hippie/professional protester aspect of occupy can be a bit off-putting but I've been to some really interesting discussions on things like off-shore banking and corporate interests in politics as well - nothing you can't exactly get out of Private Eye but still. The MO of the whole thing is really straightforward and the constituency, as I see it, is made up of anyone frustrated with the rank unfairness of a political and corporate system that serves the few over the many. The 99% message really resonates with me in that way.

But as prominent as it's been - how much more visible can you get than the steps of St Paul's? - it's still achieved nothing and will, sooner or later go away. Apathy really is just easier.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

I can understand that the hedger/hippie/professional protester aspect of occupy can be a bit off-putting

It's not very admirable I know but I kinda hate hippies more than bankers really

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:23 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I get that. I have several friends in banking and none in "campaigning", if that's something you can actually be "in".

When I went to Sussex I absolutely abhorred the whiteboy dreadlock culture that infected the place. This guy, for example, was in my year and commonly known as "Ketamine Dan". http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7520401.stm. He ended up the President of the SU. Maybe Occupy isn't different to that and I've just become a bit more tolerant as a result of reduced exposure, but it does seem like a superior, smarter - cleaner if you like - level of protest. Or maybe just more important idk.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:43 (twelve years ago) link

I don't get that at all. Fucking hell, man.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:44 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think Occupy has "achieved nothing" - it's prompted a debate, politicians now feel they have to talk about "responsible capitalism", mutual ownership, and so forth, even if they're doing so completely insincerely.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:44 (twelve years ago) link

So it has achieved increased level of cynical lip service from politicians? Good job Occupiers.

onimo, Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

Insincere discussion is still better than no discussion at all IMO. It's like the environment, it's evidence of attitudes becoming more mainstream. Even if today's politicians are only paying lip service, the next generation may have to take these issues more seriously.

Of course, like the environment it's something that the public in general may be happy to have opinions about until they're actually required to give something up.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 February 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

politicians now feel they have to talk about "responsible capitalism", mutual ownership, and so forth, even if they're doing so completely insincerely.

― Matt DC, Thursday, February 2, 2012 12:44 PM (1 hour ago)

this crap was in the manifesto via the visionary philip blond's timorous volkism iirc

Wee sleekit timorous volkism

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

John Kelsey-Fry QC closed the defence case by reading out a letter sent from an undisclosed witness.

The letter detailed how Redknapp invited a wheelchair-bound former Tottenham Hotspur player to come and watch a training session.

The letter said: "How considerate and kind is that? I would say it is confirmation he is a giver, not a taker."

James Mitchell, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Maybe David Cameron can promise to have a cup of tea with her to sort it out:

One of the biggest private sector partners for the government’s welfare-to-work programme has hit back at critics following the disclosure that police are investigating possible fraud at the company.

A4e, which makes its income entirely from government contracts, has been under scrutiny for weeks after it emerged that its founder and chairman, Emma Harrison, was paid £8.6m in an annual dividend for 2010, mainly from taxpayers’ money.

It has since emerged that the police are looking into fraud allegations at the company. Police officers visited the company’s Slough headquarters on Friday.

In a statement the Thames Valley force said its officers had gone to the premises “as part of an allegation of fraud, which was referred to the force by the department for work and pensions”.

A4e declined to comment on reports that the company allegedly claimed funding for putting clients into jobs that lasted only a day.

Margaret Hodge, who chairs the Public Accounts Committee, charged with scrutinising whether government programmes deliver value for money for the taxpayer, has tabled a parliamentary question in which she demands that the department suspend its contracts with A4e until the police investigation has been completed.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/c2e703ce-5bef-11e1-841c-00144feabdc0.html

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

Company that runs welfare-to-work programme found to be scumbags, what a shockah!

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 10:12 (twelve years ago) link

Lansley to the rescue... of the Labour Party. Thing that I don't get is who are all these people who are still supporting the Lib Dems?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 10:32 (twelve years ago) link

Can't hear his name now without going "Andrew Lansley GREEDY Andrew Lansley TOSSER" in my head.

ledge, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 10:33 (twelve years ago) link

Can't hear his name now without going "Andrew Lansley GREEDY Andrew Lansley TOSSER" in my head.

my gf and i are exactly the same way...

the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

you are both GREEDY TOSSERs?

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

if we're at a buffet then yes

the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

Minister disappointed by shortened Adele speech.

The healing has begun.

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Cameron said he was "sick of anti-business snobbery".

"In recent months we've heard some dangerous rhetoric creep into our national debate that wealth creation is somehow anti-social”

I wonder why that might be you posh, upper class twat?

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

"In recent months we've heard some dangerous rhetoric creep into our national debate that grinding the faces of the poor is somehow anti-social"

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

nah seriously tho Dave good on ya. just think where we'd be without all these new private sector careers you've created.

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

"Put a young person into college for a month's learning, unpaid, and it's hailed a good thing.

"Put a young person into a supermarket for a month's learning, unpaid, and it's slammed as slave labour. Put a child into a great school run by a local authority – cause for celebration. Put them into a great school backed by a bank – and that is a cause for suspicion. Frankly I am sick of this anti-business snobbery."

Fucker should just get on with it and offer BTECs in Aisle Replenishment.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

Put a young person into college for a month's learning, unpaid, and it's hailed a good thing.

yeah we run a lot of dead useful month-long courses you nob

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

"Put a young person into college for a month's learning, unpaid, and it's hailed a good thing.

"Put a young person into a supermarket for a month's learning, unpaid, and it's slammed as slave labour.

did he actually say that?? i thought i'd used up my reserves of disgust already this month, but...

the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Thursday, 23 February 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

Its weird how I talk about D-Camz the same way my father talks about M-Thatchz, in so much as every other sentence is 'Would like to piss on their grave'. I think this NHS thing is when I really started to up my true anti-tory rhetoric and hate.

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

Warms the cockles that the young 'uns are learning the old ways vis a vis Tories being lower than vermin. I hate Clegg more though.

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 24 February 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

ch✧✧✧.grayl✧✧✧@d✧✧.g✧✧.u✧

James Mitchell, Friday, 24 February 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

shit guys I just the government's emails!!!!1

James Mitchell, Friday, 24 February 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

You've lost me

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 24 February 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9699000/9699350.stm

James Mitchell, Friday, 24 February 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

He is useless. First Gove with the Trots opposing his academies plasns and now Grayling with the SWP, reds under the beds or what?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 24 February 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

look the SWP are a very real threat to democracy in this country

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

heard that live thursday night and still thought you meant ac grayling

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

This is going to be huge in the long term. I can see Murdoch moving away from news and media and towards education.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 27 February 2012 08:58 (twelve years ago) link

He's not really going to be around for the long-term, but I think there's a difference between providing online education materials and actually running a school. That article is about the former but heavily implying the latter. I wouldn't want Murdoch anywhere near a school but the article's being a tad dishonest.

Would love to see him try and make that tablet education model work in a Kennington comp though.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 27 February 2012 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

John Bird, writing in The Times:

Much of the controversy about work placements has been absurd and naive. Tesco was started by Jack Cohen. He worked off a barrow in the East End nearly a century ago. He started his business to make money and Tesco has never erred from that concern ever since. So, of course, there should be no surprise that when Tesco entered the scheme - before getting cold feet and withdrawing - it wanted to maximise the benefits that free labour brings them.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 07:56 (twelve years ago) link

I assume that's not John Bird the satirist, but John Bird the Tory class traitor?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

it's not my grandad

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

You know what really helps young people into work? Offering them jobs.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

Works for all ages!

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

Amazing austerity news:

Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport Jeremy Hunt said: “This is great news. It shows what can be achieved when determination, goodwill and a tremendous amount of generosity come together. I am very pleased that we have been able to play our part by freeing up the National Gallery’s reserves, diverting more money to arts and heritage from the National Lottery and taking practical steps to encourage greater philanthropy. Diana and Callisto is a breathtakingly beautiful work of art and I am immensely grateful to everyone who has helped to keep it and its companion painting Diana and Actaeon in the UK in perpetuity.”
http://www.spearswms.com/spears-world/wire/30522/titians-diano-and-callisto-saved-for-the-nation.thtml

James Mitchell, Thursday, 1 March 2012 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

If you can afford it, you can't afford to be without it

Riiiiiight....

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 1 March 2012 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

Dunno how much if any Treasury money was involved in that Titian deal but I don't really have a problem with an undisputed masterpiece being saved for one of London's big tourist attractions in an environment where it can be viewed by anyone for free.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, worse things are happening... at sea and elsewhere

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

Indeed, it seems like pretty terrible things are happening at sea at the moment.

I actually love the painting. Just think that website is vile.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

That is fucking insane

Striking Minors (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

If I submit the winning bid, how many free police horses do I get?

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

as long as somebody builds Robocop i am cool with this

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

This is the UK, so it'll look like this...
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/alansugar415.jpg
"Dead or alive, you're fired!"

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

no wait, like this...
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/alan-sugar.jpg

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

a Robocop with a Jeremy Kyle face wd be fucking awesome

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Johnson said [Livingstone] presided over "a bunch of Trotskyist, car-hating, Hugo Chavez idolising, newt-fancying hypocrites and bendy bus fetishists".

wtf is 'newt-fancying'?

shart practice (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 3 March 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

Everyone's favourite fact about Ken when he ran the GLC was that he kept newts.

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Saturday, 3 March 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

the monster.

shart practice (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 3 March 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

Lib Dems tentatively reaching out to see what remains of their student support

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9125909/Students-should-face-paying-council-tax-Lib-Dems-say.html

A BIG JOE JORDAN TYPE OF POSTER (onimo), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17275884

Blatantly leaked it himself.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

Think this is the thread for this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17260020

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:54 (twelve years ago) link

pathetic wannabe stand-up comedian with zero political credibility told to stand down by Lembit Opik

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:56 (twelve years ago) link

Funny that, wonder where they get the impression this is an acceptable way to behave?

It is despicable that in the 21st century so many medieval practices and attitudes remain. And it is appalling that time and again, this is shoved under the carpet. People turn a blind eye and a culture of shame and secrecy is perpetuated.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/david-cameron/international-womens-day-david-cameron_b_1327807.html

James Mitchell, Thursday, 8 March 2012 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

calm down dear

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

huff post bloggers getting worse and worse

face depalma (stevie), Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

From next month, 25 million people will have more money in their pocket and over a million low-paid workers will have stopped paying income tax altogether. Just think about that for a moment: a million more workers with no tax bill because of us, because of you.
Highlight of the Clegg speech. Just think about that for a moment.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

Becomes even more impressive when you take into account all the people they've helped make unemployed who aren't paying tax now either.

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

hang on why wasn't i told about this will i be able to afford a new pair of shoes next month?

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

Paul Staines dressed as a massive cock. And a guy in a chicken suit.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 March 2012 09:13 (twelve years ago) link

hope he beetborts soon

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Thursday, 15 March 2012 09:50 (twelve years ago) link

"This autumn we're not looking at the 50p tax rate. The priority this autumn is to get the housing market going. The priority this autumn is to get infrastructure underway. And of course we're absolutely committed to increasing the personal allowance for many millions of people in this country who have a tough time at the moment. When you look around the world you can see that the tough decisions we've taken on the budget have protected Britain from the worst of the European debt storms. We're not in the position Italy is in, for example. But that doesn't mean we can let up. We've got to be vigilant."

-- George Osbourne, 11 Nov 2011
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financevideo/8884261/George-Osborne-confirms-no-50p-tax-rate-cut.html

"I do not believe that the priority at a time like that is to give a tax cut to a tiny, tiny number of people who are much, much better off than anybody else. Our priority will always remain providing tax cuts and providing support to many millions of people on low and middle incomes and that isn't going to change regardless of what people say in letters to newspapers"

-- Nick Clegg, 11 Nov 2011
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nick-clegg/8883966/Nick-Clegg-We-will-not-cut-the-50p-tax-rate.html

George Osborne is to defy calls for the removal of the 50p upper rate on income tax and will instead instigate a clampdown on wealthy homeowners in an attempt to demonstrate that the rich cannot avoid Britain’s austerity programme.

...

“The 50p rate isn’t going anywhere any time soon,” said one coalition aide. The Tories and Liberal Democrats both realise that giving a tax break to the richest layer of society – at a time of widespread “austerity” – would be politically toxic.

David Cameron, prime minister, last year insisted that it was “fair” and that the UK’s “broadest backs [should] bear the biggest burden”.

-- Financial Times, 1 March 2012
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/ffc0bfe4-63bd-11e1-8762-00144feabdc0.html

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/51/orly_owl.jpg

George Osborne poised to slash top tax rate from 50p to 40p

Government sources say that from the outset the chancellor has seen a cut in the 50p rate as the headline-grabbing measure of the budget, and views it as the simplest single step he can take to show his commitment to an enterprise economy.

-- The Guardian, 15 March 2012
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/mar/15/george-osborne-top-tax-rate

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

shorter: how many times can clegg bend over for this coalition

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 March 2012 08:41 (twelve years ago) link

I don't usually rep for Polly Toynbee but I enjoyed her takedown of the LibDems' flagship tax policy and why it isn't what they say it is.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 16 March 2012 09:42 (twelve years ago) link

From Mr. Osborne's Amazing Book of Practical Ideas:

The department is not trying to introduce just regional pay, but local or zonal pay that might take account of, for instance, living costs in suburban Manchester as opposed to inner-city Manchester.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/mar/16/public-servants-poorer-regions-lower-pay

Doch! (seandalai), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

The government is to introduce special trading hours across England and Wales for the duration of the Olympic and Paralympic Games, allowing supermarkets and department stores to open for as long as they like at weekends.

Large stores will no longer be forced to restrict their opening times to a maximum of six hours between 10am and 6pm.

The Treasury, which will unveil the measure in this week's budget, estimates that the move will boost retailers' profits by as much as £90m.

The government has indicated that it will look carefully at the results of the change in a clear sign that George Osborne, the chancellor, is considering making it permanent.

The move is likely to be popular with overseas visitors and people who are able to shop only at weekends. But it will dismay church groups who have long argued that Sundays should be kept "special" and will concern Usdaw, the shop workers' trade union, which says its members already face a struggle to balance work and family life.

Tesco must have some shit-hot lobbyists.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 18 March 2012 08:18 (twelve years ago) link

it's Osborne, turning up at no. 11 and saying "we've found a new way to exploit staff" is probly good enough

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 March 2012 08:57 (twelve years ago) link

Don't be so cynical. It's probably Osborne turning up to No. 11 saying "absolutely none of our economic policies have worked, and in many cases they've probably made things worse, but if we can get a slight uptick for a few months in retail revenues maybe nobody will notice!"

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Sunday, 18 March 2012 09:07 (twelve years ago) link

oh i think their economic policies are "working" just fine

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 March 2012 09:18 (twelve years ago) link

It's probably just pretending we're a normal country for the Olympics. 4pm Sunday closing is fucking ridic

stet, Sunday, 18 March 2012 11:23 (twelve years ago) link

some countries don't have 24 hour shopping and it isn't particularly a god-bothering thing?

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 March 2012 11:31 (twelve years ago) link

and i can still buy groceries any time of day or night now, in this backwater

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 March 2012 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

There's 24-hour shopping, and there's "shops over a certain size only open 10-4 on Sundays". You can buy groceries, when I was in Scotland I could do my weekly shop at 8pm on Sunday.

What's the justification for it if not god-bothering? Wtf should Sunday be any different in terms of trading to Saturday?

(it was also a plus when I worked in a shop. Long lazy Sunday shifts were free money, compared to the crap, busy Saturday night shifts when you'd rather be out)

stet, Sunday, 18 March 2012 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

Given that I've walked round Italian cities that close up completely on a Monday and Spanish towns that close for 2-3 hours EVERY DAY, I don't really think that not being able to go into a Sainsbury's at 5pm on a Sunday is that much of a hardship really. Let people have a day that doesn't revolve around working and/or buying shit. It's not like even most Christians are in church late on a Sunday afternoon.

Meanwhile here is the single most moronic Olympic proposal ever.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17351164

What are they going to do, shoot a fucking plane down over London or something?

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 18 March 2012 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

it's not that much of a hardship. it's just really stupid. like i genuinely don't understand why a non-religious person who had done a bit of travelling would care either way, unless they were concern trolling because the present govt happens to be conservative. tighter/more liberal laws elsewhere have absolutely no effect on society other than, well, the fact that you can/can't go to the shops.

caek, Sunday, 18 March 2012 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

That's not a justification, it's a bullshit defence of the status quo. The question is why should Sunday be any different to Saturday for trading, and "I couldn't get a sandwich at lunchtime on holiday" isn't it.

Obviously, I agree that Sunday should only be for warm beer and cricket in England, but what if I run out of beer heaters or wickets at 4.30pm?

xp

stet, Sunday, 18 March 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago) link

What happens in other countries is relevant because the phrases "pretending we're a normal country" was used, I was just pointing out that lots of countries have times when shock horror you can't go to the shops.

The rules are kind of antiquated and stupid given yr average Tesco Metro can open whenever it wants but generally speaking I actually like things being quiet and lazy on Sundays. Late pub openings during the Olympics is way more important for yr average tourist anyway, I suspect.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

Spain at least has late-hours trading each day to compensate.

Things are quiet and lazy on Sundays even in places where the shops are open, btw. Labour did a consultation on this, fwiw, and yea, all the small businesses (which can open) were against Tesco getting to open, and the people were all "I like lazy Sunday" and "I think low-paid part-time workers should have a luxury they can't afford enforced upon them" (slightly paraphrased). So frustrating.

stet, Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

i live in bavaria. sunday trading laws here are the biggest load of bullshit.

caek, Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

e.g. did you know ikea and the equivalent of b&q can open 4 sundays per year, but they are not allowed to sell anything. you can just go and look.

caek, Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

effin popery

caek, Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

z

uh oh i'm having an emotion (c sharp major), Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

that's like a metaphor for... I don't even know what. (actually w/ internet shopping it might not even work out too badly for the shops concerned. check it out in the shop, go home and buy it online)

uh oh i'm having an emotion (c sharp major), Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

i always thought argos had a unique opportunity to become a really big deal ca. 1999, but they effed it up/didn't get the internet

caek, Sunday, 18 March 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

aren't weekend opening hours kind of important for people who work during the week and thus don't have time to do their shopping then?

lex pretend, Sunday, 18 March 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

I'm guessing none of the people working extra hours on a Sunday night to sell shit during the Olympics will be city traders on six figure salaries. More fucking poor people up for less poor people's convenience imo.

Yes, I am a two-faced prick who's bought milk in a 24hr Tesco and 10 o'clock on a Sunday night.

A BIG JOE JORDAN TYPE OF POSTER (onimo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

"at" 10 o'clock, not "and"

A BIG JOE JORDAN TYPE OF POSTER (onimo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Sunday trading has nowt to do with City traders; but it is *way* more convenient for those who have to work hours that make shopping at god-approved times difficult, which often means people in low-income jobs or shift work. Also just people who prefer Saturday as a day of rest.

Btw, I don't know if you realise just how daft it is down here on Sundays compared to Scotland -- I didn't, for sure. Many shops have a whole hour each Sunday where you can look, but not buy anything. It's not quite Bavaria, but it's pretty wtf all the same.

stet, Monday, 19 March 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahaha oh God it never stops...

David Cameron will clear the way for a multibillion-pound semi-privatisation of trunk roads and motorways as he announces plans to allow sovereign wealth funds from countries such as China to lease roads in England.

Doch! (seandalai), Monday, 19 March 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

We're down to stripping out the family copper...

carson dial, Monday, 19 March 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

There will be no tolls on the existing road network. But if the road companies create new capacity – by adding lanes to existing roads or building new roads altogether – then they would be entitled to charge for their use.

can't see a problem with that at all.

Fizzles, Monday, 19 March 2012 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

Seem to remember the total number of vehicles using the M6 rose in the year or so after the M6 toll road opened because no fucker wants to spend £10 a time driving their HGV over it.

James Mitchell, Monday, 19 March 2012 07:19 (twelve years ago) link

believe so, yes. plus there's the incentive to build, the incentive to build where revenue is likely to be highest and not where revenue is likely to be lower, no incentive to look after the infrastructure wrt pedestrians and cyclists (everyone loves those pavements on those trunk roads, right?), every incentive to chase capacity but not quality and attend to toll roads before existing infrastructure.

Everything about this is, needless to say, a colossally bad idea.

Fizzles, Monday, 19 March 2012 07:31 (twelve years ago) link

Great diversion from third reading of NHS privatisation in lords tomorrow

stet, Monday, 19 March 2012 07:55 (twelve years ago) link

the laws that make sunday different are ridiculous perhaps inasmuch as they relate to religion.

the fact that when supermarkets were allowed to open on sundays and they promised that staff wdn't be forced to work shifts they didn't want, and then forgot this promise within 12 months, isn't. i love countries where shit actually shuts down for a day and all them poor bastards are forced not to shop for the duration. all this "people can't get to the shops in the week" is a bit bollocks in the age of 24 hour Tescos.

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 March 2012 08:22 (twelve years ago) link

in the same way that boxing day is now a pitiful parade of cunts that are desperate to get back inside a shop because they've been deprived for 24 hours.

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 March 2012 08:23 (twelve years ago) link

yes because tescos is the only place people would want to shop.

really don't understand this smug "I am able to do my shopping on Saturday and have a nice relaxing sunday without any problem so everyone else should be forced to as well" paternalism

working time regs are a whole different thing, and there are better ways to handle those problems than saying "mandatory down tools at 4pm on Sundays"

stet, Monday, 19 March 2012 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

there are but extending working hours historically has not handled those problems. and like i said, shopping on Saturday or any other day of the week isn't so big a deal when supermarkets open 24 hours a day. i don't think i'm being smug defending the idea that sometimes commerce can fuck off.

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 March 2012 09:01 (twelve years ago) link

i had no problem working sundays back when i worked in shops, but they had to pay me double rate to do it. i'm guessing shops don't do that anymore? PROGRESS!!

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Monday, 19 March 2012 09:05 (twelve years ago) link

If you just want restricated trading on Sunday as part of some "chavs with their consumerism shop too much anyway lol" and "down with shops" drive that's about as persuasive to me as the religious argument.

and like I said, it's not like supermarkets are the only kind of shopping. simply because it's not such a big deal for you to be able to get to the other kinds of shops on Saturday or weeknights doesn't mean everyone has your life, ffs.

stet, Monday, 19 March 2012 09:08 (twelve years ago) link

stet, of all the people on this board i'm about the least likely to use some kind of chav argument.

i can see that people might be restricted to only sundays as a chance to shop, but it seems increasingly unlikely given the other opportunities that are available now. you could just as easily argue that some people only get to shop at 3 in the morning, and there isn't much open then either.

even as an irreligious person i think there's something to be said for one day in the week when the pace and focus of life changes, even slightly. same applies to holidays - they have a "religious" origin but they've always been more about a way of breaking out of regulated time.

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 March 2012 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

and at the same time yes i think people shd be free to conduct their business when they want to. but large shop chains aren't people.

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 March 2012 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

i might have been misreading your boxing day quip then, sorry.

i also think there's something to be said for a day of the week like you say, but i don't think it needs to be a state-ordained day that's the same for everyone.

I also don't believe that forcing large shops to close makes the least bit of difference - Sunday in Scotland has pretty much the same vibe it does in England, except you can also get stuff done if you need to.

(Where it does maybe make a difference is it feels like it makes Saturday high street shopping in England way more manic/unpleasant.)

stet, Monday, 19 March 2012 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

there's something in that, yes.

i'm way too hungover to google this apparently but i'm sure i remember reading that when the sunday trading law changed to its current incarnation a lot of shop staff were basically forced to incorporate it into their working week without the traditional double time. the opening hours don't dictate that this happens, obviously, but it seems to follow as an inevitable consequence.

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 March 2012 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

I agree with NV here - given that most shops close somewhere between 5 and 7 on a Saturday *anyway*, who are these people that can only do their shopping in that one-to-three hour window on a Sunday anyway? Not saying they don't exist but I doubt they exist in massive numbers.

Regardless of whether they originate from religion, I think there *are* societal benefits to days where people are encouraged to slow down, rest, spend time with their families, whatever. They're pretty eroded as it is, and I'm pretty sure the government isn't that fussed about making people work much longer hours anyway, especially poor people.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 19 March 2012 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

who are these people that can only do their shopping in that one-to-three hour window on a Sunday anyway? Not saying they don't exist but I doubt they exist in massive numbers.

anyone who works six days a week? or has a saturday job and weekday commitments? or a weekday job and saturday commitments? or religious people whose day of rest is a Saturday? Or, y'know, loads of people essentially. it's still not a positive argument for the sunday trading laws, anyway.

I think there *are* societal benefits to days where people are encouraged to slow down, rest, spend time with their families, whatever.

That may be, but Sunday trading laws don't achieve those things. Some Scottish islands shut down p. much entirely on Sundays and they're not idylls of close-knit family life, nor are they havens of restful existence. They're just shitty places to be on Sundays.

(Ignoring too that shopping is how some families slow down, rest and spend time with one another, for better or worse)

stet, Monday, 19 March 2012 09:47 (twelve years ago) link

Thing is:

Peope have only so much to spend on their shopping.

If shop is only open Saturday, everyone goes then.

If shop open Sat&Sun, some people go Sat, some go Sun. It doesn't mean the shops get more revenue.

That's why they don't want to pay more to staff. (It's not the only reason, obv).

Mark G, Monday, 19 March 2012 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

mm, it's weird, in the town where I live people often complain that cafés all seem to shut at 5/6, so if you want to go out and meet someone or w/e there's no option but the pub, but every time a café decides to change its hours and stay open late it gets so little traffic that it gives up after about a month.

Small shops are allowed to be open all day Sunday, right? but plenty don't because there's not the demand.

uh oh i'm having an emotion (c sharp major), Monday, 19 March 2012 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

I think there *are* societal benefits to days where people are encouraged to slow down, rest, spend time with their families, whatever.

possibly but (1) i don't see any evidence that sunday trading laws do this (2) is "encouraging people to slow down" really a matter for the law? the job of government?

caek, Monday, 19 March 2012 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

the avenue which i live off is a shopping street, lots of small independent businesses plus a Tesco and a Sainsbury overpriced convenience store. i think maybe a quarter of the indies open on a sunday.

xp

as i say i don't think the law shd tell people when they can open their shop but there has been an eating into people's leisure time as a result of sunday opening. we legislate for bank holidays so i don't think an enforced day of rest is ethically much different.

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 March 2012 10:51 (twelve years ago) link

but there has been an eating into people's leisure time as a result of sunday opening

depends on the people. there's totally been an eating into my leisure time as a result of not being able to go shopping on Sunday evenings like I used to.

(Conversely, when I worked in a shop, being able to pull a double on Sundays was a major win when I needed extra cash. On both sides of the deal I am pro-Sunday opening)

stet, Monday, 19 March 2012 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

haha we have a fan https://twitter.com/#!/challopz/status/181700096734400512

caek, Monday, 19 March 2012 11:17 (twelve years ago) link

kudos, they got a butthurt indie jab in about M People too

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 March 2012 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

I realised today why I've been subconsciously avoiding the news these last few weeks. Man... I'm depressed.

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Monday, 19 March 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

i had no problem working sundays back when i worked in shops, but they had to pay me double rate to do it. i'm guessing shops don't do that anymore? PROGRESS!!

― brokering (pimping) (stevie), Monday, 19 March 2012 09:05 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol as a tesco employee @ double pay. i dont even get that for overtime or bank holidays.

(seriously, the union or whoever is so shit at its job. i used to work for tesco 9 years ago and we got double pay overtime/time and a half sundays/sick pay and now all of that has gone.)

let people have the fucking half day off from being consumers or fucking zombie shop workers. it is not going to help do a fucking lick of good to the economy in the long run except beat down the working mans soul and hurt small businesses even more (corner shops will still be open till 10).

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can i just say i don't understand the 50p tax rate drop? i mean can someone explain it to me in the tory way of thinking? 'we need to pay off our debts, you know how we'll do that is by having less money to spend let alone use to save up to pay the debt off'? are they expecting every person it relates to to go and employ 10 people now they have a unnoticable amount added to the millions they already have sat in the bank not being used to employ people?

a hoy hoy, Monday, 19 March 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

according to the radio the 50p rate slows the economy down because people will actually refuse extra income if it gets taxed! this makes zero sense to me, you're still going to have more money in the bank.

ledge, Monday, 19 March 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

those people should go back to making under £5k or whatever it is if they hate paying taxes

a hoy hoy, Monday, 19 March 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

it's a "disincentive" for "wealth-creators" and makes it harder for the UK to attract "top talent"

Doch! (seandalai), Monday, 19 March 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

Of all the stupid and hateful right-wing euphemisms I think I hate "wealth creators" more than any except "hardworking families".

Doch! (seandalai), Monday, 19 March 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

The difference between the two is that it's not even true: Wealth does not get 'created', it has to come from somewhere.

Mark G, Monday, 19 March 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

"Hardworking families" doesn't exactly mean what it says either. Anyway, they're both intentionally divisive terms that tell you that you're "deserving" and others aren't.

Doch! (seandalai), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

The idea/justification is also that it stimulates the economy by giving them more money to spend, although it doesn't really work out like that because the bigger your income the more you're likely to be saving rather than spending. Actually a straight tax cut for people on much lower incomes does more to stimulate the economy because it goes straight to people who by and large are not in a position to save and therefore immediately gets spent. The same is true for most benefits payments but of course they don't really want you to know that.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

How does the 50p tax rate affect "wealth creators" anyway? Aren't "wealth creators" taking their incomes from business profits rather than wages and thus on a completely different tax system?

And does anyone really use the term "wealth creator" outside the American Republican party?

Upt0eleven, Monday, 19 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I don't really think there's much thought behind the rhetoric. The one fact that people use to attack the 50p rate is that it may be bringing in less income than was expected when first introduced (hundreds of millions rather than billions iirc).

And does anyone really use the term "wealth creator" outside the American Republican party?

Sadly it's made its way across the ocean; couple of hits from a quick Google:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-17221941
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/chancellor-hopes-to-secure-cut-in-50p-tax-rate-7574720.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2116856/The-Budget-2012-Britain-Lib-Dems.html

Doch! (seandalai), Monday, 19 March 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

entry #2 of this fine cracked list is a good answer to all the 'wealth creator' rhetoric http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-rich-people-need-to-stop-saying_p2/?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=News&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=trending_now

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Monday, 19 March 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

Love that article.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 19 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

it's really good, isn't it?

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Monday, 19 March 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

At some point Britain is going to regret sitting by and letting the govt basically give up democratic accountability for seemingly every single public service imaginable and even the widespread low-level moaning from all quarters won't be enough to persuade any politician to do anything other than go "it's out of our hands now". For gas and railways read NHS and school system, what joy.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

since the companies that essentially run the country aren't accountable, it wd be remiss of the Tories to leave out whatever they leave of the welfare state

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

What are we supposed to do, though? I mean, what do we do now? Yes, that's a rhetorical question, but it's like... I voted the best option I could. I wrote to my MP. I adopted a lord and wrote to her, too. I went and marched politely on little demos. I signed half a dozen different petitions, I did many of the things 38degrees recommended. What the fuck else are we supposed to do? It's just the sense of utter powerlessness in all this that's not just frustrating but utterly dispiriting. How do you make people accountable?

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

Have the unformed notion that answer lies somewhere along the path of following the money.

On that note, just saw this on the twitter http://socialinvestigations.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/nhs-privatisation-compilation-of.html?m=1

stet, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

enshrining the wkend a bit is a good thing imo. working sundays makes yr social life wither & as compensation you get an exciting empty tuesday to enjoy w/ no one else you know.

ogmor, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

The budget will usher in major changes to the way UK-based multinationals are taxed on profits from their overseas subsidiaries, as well as huge cuts in corporation tax. Over the lifetime of this parliament, about £20bn will be lost in tax receipts as a result, according to the Treasury's own estimates.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/mar/19/britains-tax-rules-written-by-multinationals

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 07:06 (twelve years ago) link

lmao that is just horrific

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

james, do you think you could start a separate thread to post links to outrageous national newspaper articles/outrageous comments on national newspaper articles/outrageous tweets?

caek, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

20bn lost in tax receipts as a direct result, with nothing gained? what an amazing decision by the govt, they must rly h8 money.

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

It's bad news for the quiz machines NV:

A new machine games duty to be introduced.

Valéry Giscard d'Staind (NickB), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

20 percent? wankers

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

otoh no change on alcohol duty, encouraging you to stay at the bar instead

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

From midnight tonight, new stamp duty level of 7% for homes worth more than £2 million.

oh thank fuck something for hard-working families

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

osborne's face during miliband is picture of petulance

stet, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

leave it gripper! 'e ain't wurf it!

ledge, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

PASTY TAX?!?!?!?

http://robscornishblog.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/osbornes-pasty-tax-hidden-in-budget.html

That's it, I'm joining Mebyon Kernow, I fully support secession over this.

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 22 March 2012 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

Brutal Sun front page today, I'd assumed they'd carry on cheering Osborne no matter what he did. The whole 'granny tax' thing is a pretty stupid blunder all things considered.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Thursday, 22 March 2012 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

A warning shot I guess, the tories have racked up a good deal of 'debt' with Murdoch, and haven't been able to pay back in favours nearly as much as was planned. Levenson inquiry may put them in a still more awkward spot.

Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 22 March 2012 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

It makes me wonder why I voted for this lot — Sun cabbie Grant Davis's disgust at the Budget

Because you're easily led and The Sun lied to you and told you to vote in these clueless fucks who are clearly and avariciously at odds with your best interests.

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Thursday, 22 March 2012 10:33 (twelve years ago) link

nice to see the sun not doing anything until after the budget was sorted. kudos to them on absolutely ignoring it when they could have been drumming up some good old fashioned community outrage at something they totally disagree with.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 March 2012 10:51 (twelve years ago) link

if yr community gets its outrage from the sun, move

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 March 2012 10:58 (twelve years ago) link

its part of how the tories made it there in the first place to fuck shit up

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 March 2012 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

just think, tho, if Sun cabbie Grant Davis pursued the sapling of thought above to its logical end... "I wonder why I voted Tory? Is it because the Sun told me to? I wonder what else they've been wrong about? I wonder why it's in their interest to facilitate a Tory government?"

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Thursday, 22 March 2012 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

by your logic dmac we should all live in merseyside. i've only been there twice, but i do like it.

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Thursday, 22 March 2012 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

part, sure, not sure tbh how big a part. nulab had come to the end of the line regardless of bottom level media political discourse. blame blair, brown, libdems, voters before you pick the sun as the embodiment of political leverage.

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 March 2012 11:10 (twelve years ago) link

xp you've rumbled me, i am a scouse expansionist

less of the same (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 March 2012 11:12 (twelve years ago) link

Just seen that Scum front page and, well, it's a bit strained, no?

Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 22 March 2012 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

it may be the case that people vote for political parties because they are ignorant sheep who do what a newspaper tells them but i'm not sure how knowing this will advance economic democracy tbh

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

Hey, the Star is supportive:
http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/pixfeed/covers/257x330front/2012-03-22.jpg

Alba, Thursday, 22 March 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

surprised to see nothing here about this latest hoo ha

perhaps it's because it's so utterly unsurprising

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 March 2012 11:29 (twelve years ago) link

but still

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 March 2012 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

sometimes the cynicism and disingenuousness on all sides is just too exhausting

uh oh i'm having an emotion (c sharp major), Monday, 26 March 2012 11:58 (twelve years ago) link

quotes that summarise etc

less of the same (darraghmac), Monday, 26 March 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

Murdoch was going ham on Cameron on Twitter earlier today. Kind of intrigued as to how this is going to play out.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 26 March 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

i love cameron's "that guy's not privy to anything, he was talking above his station, that's simply not how things are done round our way"

when the guy was TREASURER OF THE TORY PARTY

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 March 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

A warning shot I guess, the tories have racked up a good deal of 'debt' with Murdoch, and haven't been able to pay back in favours nearly as much as was planned.

i think the latest drama is another case of murdoc rattling his cage and sending a message to tory hq as to who still runs the show.

mark e, Monday, 26 March 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

of all Osborne's cuntish traits i think "hasn't bought a pasty at Gregg's" is pretty far down the list

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

George Galloway (Respect) 18,341 (55.89%, +52.83%)

Imran Hussain (Labour) 8,201 (24.99%, -20.36%)

Jackie Whiteley (Conservative) 2,746 (8.37%, -22.78%)

Jeanette Sunderland (Liberal Democrat) 1,505 (4.59%, -7.08%)

Sonja McNally (UKIP) 1,085 (3.31%, +1.31%)

Dawud Islam (Green) 481 (1.47%, -0.85%)

Neil Craig (Democratic Nationalists) 344 (1.05%)

Howling Laud Hope (Monster Raving Loony Party) 111 (0.34%)

not Galloway again :(

James Bond Jor (seandalai), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't see that coming. That's an absolutely terrible results for everyone (except Galloway).

Let's Talk About Socks (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 30 March 2012 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

galloway is such a fucking vulture

lex pretend, Friday, 30 March 2012 08:43 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't actually know that bye-election was happening, and apparently neither did Labour given they've been looking the other way all week.

This is feeding into my vague feeling that Labour will actually come out of the next election with fewer seats than they did in the last one.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 30 March 2012 08:47 (twelve years ago) link

I'd be wary of reading too much into this unless Respect start making inroads elsewhere.

Let's Talk About Socks (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 30 March 2012 08:50 (twelve years ago) link

I'm thinking more about the SNP in Scotland.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 30 March 2012 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

Plaid Cymru as well maybe.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 30 March 2012 08:54 (twelve years ago) link

it felt like this week was potentially a huge turning point against the coalition, and the tories not just the lib dems, but labour still don't look capable of taking advantage of it

lex pretend, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:00 (twelve years ago) link

I mean in fairness it's not like Bradford needed to turn away from the Tories in the first place, but Labour hardly have their own house in order.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

" but labour still don't look capable of taking advantage of it"

and this is the most depressing part of the whole thing ..

here's an idea : lets do a photo op buying a pasty ?

for f*cks sake.

mark e, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:04 (twelve years ago) link

Pasty-buying photo ops are all well and good. The fact that "pasty tax" is a thing *at all* is that the media have obviously decided that they're not going to give the Tories a free pass and it's easily soundbiteable - see also "granny tax" - so they might as well ride with it. It (more or less) worked for Cameron. But the press aren't willing to give Labour any credit yet so fuck knows how this will play out.

Steady drip-drip of bad news that actually captures the public's imagination is never good for any government though. And pasty tax is the sort of thing you'd have expected to see in the arse end of the Brown government.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:12 (twelve years ago) link

Also wau the LibDems lost their deposit.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:18 (twelve years ago) link

both pasty tax and granny tax seem most indicative that the non-left press have turned on the govt - they both seem like manufactured outrage, certainly there have been far more reprehensible coalition policies, but as mdc said they're easily soundbiteable and stacking them on top of each other within a week (and in addition to cash-for-access) is exactly the sort of thing that creates the kind of nebulous but negative public impression that's impossible to shake off

lex pretend, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

"Woman suffers 40% burns when petrol ignited as she was transferring it to containers in her kitchen, North Yorkshire fire and rescue service says. More details soon ..."

I wonder if Francis Made is still as keen on getting untrained members of the public to stockpile fuel.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

what is this "Labour" of which you speak?

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

otoh this coalition still has 3 years left to run (and the possibility of it actually collapsing seems as remote as ever) so it could just be idk mid-term blues or something. i have no faith that labour will get it together in the next 3 years.

lex pretend, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

the other week some friends and i were vaguely wondering whether labour miiiiight return to some semblance of adequacy once the chuka umunna/stella creasy/rachel reeves generation takes over

lex pretend, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

Actually, looking at the figures for Bradford, something weird has happened. It's not just a swing from Labour to Respect and stay-at-home coalition votes, it seems to be a massive swing to Respect from everyone. Turnout was about 80% of what it was at the general election, but Labour got less than half the votes they got then, the Lib Dems lost two-thirds of their support, and only A FIFTH of people who voted Tory in 2010 voted for them yesterday. The missing Labour votes alone are nowhere near enough to give Respect the totals they got: it looks like thousands of Tories voted for Respect.

Let's Talk About Socks (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

i like rachel reeves but if her recent television appearances are any indication she needs a bit more steel in her spine not to get steamrollered by cockfarmers

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 30 March 2012 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

The missing Labour votes alone are nowhere near enough to give Respect the totals they got: it looks like thousands of Tories voted for Respect.

― Let's Talk About Socks (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 30 March 2012 10:29 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it may be an issue of turnout - lots of regular voters don't show, because they usually don't in a by-election, but galloway brings out a whole new group who don't normally vote. (in some cases because they're dead, don't exist, don't live in the area etc...)

joe, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:52 (twelve years ago) link

Can't see that this has much significance apart from lol Galloway tbh. If he hadn't been there labour would have romped it on a lower turnout. 'Democrat1c National1st' is Nati0na1 Fr0nt I guess?

Bananaman Begins, Friday, 30 March 2012 10:36 (twelve years ago) link

xp In fairness, I wouldn't be surprised if lots of the missing Labour / Lib Dem / Tory voters were dead / imaginary people switching sides. It's also much easier to coordinate bloc voting in areas with a large Asian community, which can lead to these massive swings.

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Friday, 30 March 2012 10:41 (twelve years ago) link

George seems on top of this, though.

http://www.votegeorgegalloway.com/2012/03/fears-over-large-scale-fraud-with.html

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Friday, 30 March 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

this is really interesting on the various factors that make up Galloway's appeal -

A common theme was frustration at clan politics in Bradford, known by the Urdu word Bradree, meaning relation or family, which here has become a byword for exclusivity. Many felt that too many important decisions were taken in Bradford by a small number of Pakistanis who came from Mirpur, a small town in Kashmir, and who had carved up the most important Labour party positions between them over the years.

unchillhenge (c sharp major), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:05 (twelve years ago) link

It's estimated that 70% of British Pakistanis have roots in Mirpur, btw. The figure is probably higher in Bradford.

I'd be genuinely surprised in Galloway managed to win without converting at least some of those power-brokers, tbh.

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

presumably he did, yeah - but it does seem like a lot of his appeal is in this image as the "anti-establishment" candidate, a rebellion against conventional politicians both on a national and local level.

unchillhenge (c sharp major), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

So depressing that anyone votes for George Galloway

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

why do you hate him so much? Is it his personality or what he stands for?

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 30 March 2012 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

Where do you start?

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

- Not actually that left-wing but plays up to it for the benefit of voters
- "I salute your strength, your courage etc etc"
- Standing against Jewish candidate in Bethnal Green & Bow knowing he could take advantage of racial tensions in the area etc etc

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

- just a terrible mp, does nothing for constituents, never attends parliament
- raised money to help an iraqi girl with leukaemia and used it for political campaigning
- took money from the oil to food programme while protesting the effects of sanctions
- "syria is, as I have often said, the last castle of arab dignity"
- embarrassing cat impersonation on tv

etc...

joe, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

What racial tensions, Matt? King was elected twice as MP for BG&B, and got voted out because she supported a war that made most of her constituents apoplectic with rage. Always good to remind the MPs even in the safest seats that they're not invulnerable- see also Neil Hamilton in Tatton.

Would also disagree to an extent about him being a terrible constituency MP, his backroom staff were pretty active on local stuff when I lived in BG&B. And if you're a commons party of one, I can see the logic that much parliamentary business is a waste of time.

The Telegraph, among others, had to pay out a fair bit in damages for claiming Galloway took money from the oil for food programme.

Bananaman Begins, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link

<em>always</em> good?

caek, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

I'll go with yes until you come up with an example which makes me go 'hmmmm...'

Bananaman Begins, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

germany in the 1930s

that time in 2010 when the conservatives won the general election

caek, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, a lot of the reasons you guys have listed are untrue or just regurgitated spins from the media. I'm interested in hearing more facts on this one, though: - Not actually that left-wing but plays up to it for the benefit of voters. I have had my doubts about this too, and would be swayed off the fence if you can back it up with evidence. I mean, don't get me wrong, the man is a smarmy self-publicist, but if you have to take that for some left-wing policies then I can deal with it. If you don't actually get the promised policies, then dude can piss off.

emil.y, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

I think he is "left wing" but that's about the only good thing I can think to say about him

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

in a two horse race between him and david cameron i would vote for cameron

caek, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

"syria is, as I have often said, the last castle of arab dignity"

^ how much more do you need really?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

Of course it isn't "always" good - at local level BNP councillors get in partly because of dissatisfaction with mainstream incumbents. But generally I agree that MPs in safe seats shouldn't complacently assume they'll get back whatever they do.

There were plenty of Labour MPs who voted for the war and enraged their constituents, Galloway made a conscious decision to pick Bethnal Green & Bow and I'm not sure you can separate that from racial tensions in the area around 2005. At the heart of this is whether you think Galloway actually does anything for his constituents. I opposed the war and think it's quite right that MPs who voted for it against the wishes of their constituents got voted out, but those constituents deserved better than Galloway frankly.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

"syria is, as I have often said, the last castle of arab dignity"

This quote could mean many things tho!!! If he'd said that Assad was the last castle of Arab dignity then it is obv reprehensible, but he didn't.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

There were plenty of Labour MPs who voted for the war and enraged their constituents, Galloway made a conscious decision to pick Bethnal Green & Bow and I'm not sure you can separate that from racial tensions in the area around 2005.

I'm not sure you can separate it from the fact that 40%+ of Bethnal Green is Muslim but, as they overwhelmingly voted for a Jewish MP before that, i don't know if racial tension is really the right term here.

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

in a two horse race between him and david cameron i would vote for cameron

― caek, Friday, March 30, 2012 3:21 PM (15 minutes ago)

that sounds like the uk verzh of a french presidential runoff, metropolitan smarm vs stalinist rabble-rouser

The Telegraph, among others, had to pay out a fair bit in damages for claiming Galloway took money from the oil for food programme.

― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:05 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a parliamentary inquiry ruled that it was "undeniable" that he and the mariam appeal had taken oil for food money. the telegraph lost its case because it relied on a public interest defence rather than trying to claim justification: it paired the story with a swivel-eyed editorial that called galloway a "traitor", which destroyed its public interest claim of merely bringing allegations to light for public debate.

but the only time anyone has had to make a ruling on the facts of whether galloway took oil for food money was the parliamentary inquiry, and it said he did.

i'm getting deja vu because i'm sure we've been through this before. the fact that it isn't better known that galloway did indeed take money from saddam - and away from the iraqi people when they needed food and medical supplies - is just an example of the chilling effects of his litigiousness.

joe, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

"syria is, as I have often said, the last castle of arab dignity"

This quote could mean many things tho!!! If he'd said that Assad was the last castle of Arab dignity then it is obv reprehensible, but he didn't.

― Grandpont Genie, Friday, 30 March 2012 15:33 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he said that in a letter to assad. it's pretty unambiguous!

joe, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

the man is a smarmy self-publicist

call me an unreconstructed Trot, but this is the point at which you cease to qualify as legitemately left wing

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

George Galloway is still an indelible CUNT.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 31 March 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

Have we done this one already?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/mar/30/police-racism-black-man-abuse

Let's Talk About Socks (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 31 March 2012 07:44 (twelve years ago) link

The CPS initially said charges should not be brought against MacFarlane because the remarks did not cause the man harassment, distress or alarm.

when they've sacked the police officer, they shd sack whichever cunt came to this decision too

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2012 07:53 (twelve years ago) link

It is in this murky light, surely, that one must interpret all the current mutterings about class. Most voters do not have an absolute objection to any politician on the grounds of his social, regional or racial origin. But such origins can arouse suspicions or prejudices which may then be confirmed by certain actions. Once upon a time, for example, I barely noticed whether a British politician was Scottish, but once devolution got going and yet more Scots seemed to swell the Cabinet in London, I became uneasy. “What are you doing down south? Why are you giving so many jobs to your chums?” I found myself asking.

Charles Moore you are a weird, sad little dude

Nascar Pony (stevie), Saturday, 31 March 2012 08:57 (twelve years ago) link

Someones been reading the Protocols of the Elders of Cowdenbeath.

windborne grey frogs (dowd), Saturday, 31 March 2012 09:15 (twelve years ago) link

Ha ha.

Alba, Saturday, 31 March 2012 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

Once upon a time, for example, I barely noticed whether a British politician was Scottish, but once six geldings and a coach with four horses were dispatched to bring the king to England and James left Edinburgh for his month-long journey through his new kingdom through the beautiful spring weather, and all the prisoners in Newcastle were released except those accused of "treason, murther and papistrie", and all those gaoled for debt had their debts paid off, and in York a conduit ran all day with white wine and claret and at Worksop the king was entertained by "excellent, soule-ravishing musique" by the Earl of Shrewsbury, I became uneasy.

Fizzles, Saturday, 31 March 2012 10:23 (twelve years ago) link

i wd Excelsior that but, y'know, pearls and swine

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 March 2012 10:30 (twelve years ago) link

The CPS initially said charges should not be brought against MacFarlane because the remarks did not cause the man harassment, distress or alarm.

I'm fairly sure that the test isn't whether the words caused distress, etc, but whether they were likely to. Whether he was alarmed isn't really the point. It's difficult, going on the facts given, to see how that decision could have been reached.

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Saturday, 31 March 2012 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

Email and web monitoring laws 'to be brought in soon'

Lord Carlile, the former official reviewer of terrorism legislation, said that "having come into government, the coalition parties have realised this kind of material has potential for saving lives, preventing serious crime and helping people to avoid becoming victims of serious crime".

So stick your civil liberties up yer arse. Vote Lib Dem.

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.karoo.co.uk/NewsArticle.aspx?ID=N0193991333956312495A&category=UK

shd be a separate thread for "things that cost the UK economy billions according to Friedmanite scumbags". i wd wish actual harm on these people but hey i'm on holiday so fuck 'em.

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 April 2012 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

Scrapping public holidays could add £18 billion to the nation's annual economic output, according to a think-tank.

The Centre for Economics and Business Research said each bank holiday costs the United Kingdom economy in the region of £2 billion.

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 April 2012 08:32 (twelve years ago) link

Too much annual leave clearly the problem here.

Denmark 39.5
Austria 38
Sweden 36
Slovakia 35
Luxembourg 35
France 35
Germany 34-39
Portugal 34
Czech Republic 33
Slovenia 33
Italy 32
Spain 32
Greece 32
Poland 31
Finland 31
Bulgaria 31
Belgium 30
Hungary 30
Romania 30
Ireland 29
Netherlands 28-29
UK 28

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Monday, 9 April 2012 08:56 (twelve years ago) link

If we scrapped weekends we could add 200 billion more!

if, Monday, 9 April 2012 09:05 (twelve years ago) link

the sheer nebulousness of anything quality of life related "losing" the "economy" money is a nice lens, you can look back thru it and see straight into the insect brains of the economists who wish they ran the government

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 April 2012 09:08 (twelve years ago) link

Short-sighted too as i'm fairly sure at-work productivity would increase if people didn't hate their fucking bosses / jobs so much.

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Monday, 9 April 2012 09:12 (twelve years ago) link

And this 'research' gets wheeled out every bank holiday...

mmmm, Monday, 9 April 2012 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

scrapping them? hell we get loads too few as it is. Spain has 13! i always thought a great sweetener to put in a pre-election manifesto would be to offer more public holidays. i mean if party X were going to give you 3 more Bank Holidays that'd be such a big deal in the UK. there should at least a couple more in Autumn/ Winter.

piscesx, Monday, 9 April 2012 09:46 (twelve years ago) link

there shd be a few more. i guess the subtext of the "taking holidays will not make us the economic master race" guys' report is that they want the existing holidays spread out thru autumn and winter but tbh let's have them when there's at least the possibility of sunshine and warmness?

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 April 2012 09:57 (twelve years ago) link

We should move the late May one to the end of June / start of July

Let's Talk About Socks (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

I suspect what they really want is to kill Mayday, as proposed last year. Too much association with radicalism. Well, they can fuck right off.

emil.y, Monday, 9 April 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

bank holidays were invented or codified by a victorian banker iirc

nv is apt with 'insect brains of the economists', fuck all those bawheid dorks, esp the selfconsciously reasonable and modest behavioural economists that the restoration enjoys

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/georgeosborne/9194558/George-Osborne-Im-going-after-the-wealthy-tax-dodgers.html

of course you're 'shocked'.
we believe you george.

mark e, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 09:54 (twelve years ago) link

hey, the chief super said that half the allegations of racism against the Met were raised by police officers so obv they've got this shit sorted

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 April 2012 08:36 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17815769

never thought I'd find myself agreeing with Nadine Dorries in any way!

boxedjoy, Monday, 23 April 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

she's been running with this line for a while now hasn't she? makes total sense that she's embracing the ~maverick backbencher~ role (and all she;s doing is aligning herself with the tory grassroots)

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Monday, 23 April 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

passion to want to understand the lives of others
passion to want to understand the lives of others
passion to want to understand the lives of others
passion to want to understand the lives of others
passion to want to understand the lives of others

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2133369/Eric-Joyce-gives-astonishing-interview-MP-youll-read.html

somewhat worrying that this twitchy psycho became a major and then a labour mp

Trainspotting sequel where Begbie's done pretty well for himself.

michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

Recent Events

Unhappily, I resigned from the Labour Party in March this year but will continue my work in the House of Commons, as an Independent Member of Parliament for Falkirk. Readers should note that my commitment to Labour values is still the same and my work in Parliament and in Falkirk continues in much the same way, allowing for some minor adjustments in my priorities and with a few less party political constraints.

O_O that interview

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 07:46 (twelve years ago) link

not saying this kind of guy flags up the farce of representative democracy, just saying

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 08:12 (twelve years ago) link

on a related note, i find that now the prospect of house of lords reform is upon us, the idea of another elected chamber full of career politicians fills me with dread

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 08:55 (twelve years ago) link

yes. terrible as the Lords is, i'm willing to believe that a Lords as envisioned by the Commons wd be even more terrible.

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:00 (twelve years ago) link

considered re-starting a "representative democracy is the shabby veneer on the rotten edifice of capitalist power" thread but what's the point? cynics gonna cynic, nihilists gonna despair, apologists for this fucking shambling death factory we call the free world gonna apologise

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:09 (twelve years ago) link

(inspired by re-reading previous discussions of the political process rather than thinking too hard about the boneheaded thug upthread)

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:10 (twelve years ago) link

it's terrible now in the sense of being a ludicrous oddity that no one takes seriously and doesn't actually wield that much power.

also i do feel it's important that there's somewhere in the legislature that doesn't have to pander to the electorate

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:11 (twelve years ago) link

if you mean "making lowest common denominator appeals to achieve a 'majority'" then yeah.

this is biggest part of the problem tho, how do you have a second tier of government that has real checks and balances on the lower tier, isn't an old people's version of the lower tier, and still has some democratic accountability/doesn't just represent the most powerful vested interests in the country?

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:14 (twelve years ago) link

apart from forbidding membership of the existing political parties in the upper house

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:15 (twelve years ago) link

also how do you "represent" a group of people whose interests - conscious and unconscious - are radically opposed to each other?

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

The other problem is how you have all those things and still maintain it has 2% of the power / legitimacy of the Commons.

Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17821018

"It can't be right to have people able on housing benefit to live in streets and homes that hard-working people are unable to live in themselves."

1. fuuuuuuck youuuuuu shapps
2.'hard working' and 'on housing benefit' are not mutually exclusive
3. you know what's really not right? a council unable to house people because there's fuck all social housing and no control on private rents

c sharp major, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

impossible to reconcile the housing concept of both 'basic right' and 'marketable asset', innit.

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

this is biggest part of the problem tho, how do you have a second tier of government that has real checks and balances on the lower tier, isn't an old people's version of the lower tier, and still has some democratic accountability/doesn't just represent the most powerful vested interests in the country?

idk how important democratic accountability is in a second chamber - it's ideally meant to be a check ON the flaws of representative democracy. the trouble is how you balance that with having some form of credible composition

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:36 (twelve years ago) link

I don't see why we can't have an elected second chamber, just like every other representative democracy on earth.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:50 (twelve years ago) link

we're getting rid of ours, tbf

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

well not so much democratic accountability but representation of sections of society that need representation, i.e. not those sections that already have all the power.

of course the problem for me is that the whole edifice is a sham, but it's interesting to think about what an upper chamber with actual teeth cd be if it wasn't just a mirror of the lower chamber.

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 10:27 (twelve years ago) link

arguably slightly less of a sham if you remove hereditary peers, retired MPs from the lower house, QCs, bishops etc. The problem is not replacing them with identikit career politicians. Wild ideas: ban party affiliation? Elect using full PR?

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 10:42 (twelve years ago) link

Appoint people at random like jury duty, idk.

Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 10:44 (twelve years ago) link

i said ban party affiliation upthread, i'm all for that. the major parties are the biggest barrier to democracy within the system as it exists.

of course if you banned them then analogous structures wd probly coalesce within 5 years, see the Iron Law of Oligarchy article i posted.

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 10:46 (twelve years ago) link

sorry, didn't see that re. party affiliation. Agreed that oligarchy is an iron law, but political structures can be devised to ameliorate oligarchy to a greater or lesser extent- e.g. Rawls' veil of ignorance (admittedly a thought experiment rather than a working model).

xp jury service idea is an interesting one! That would be truly democratic in the sense of the Athenian polis...

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 10:53 (twelve years ago) link

you cd sign up to be eligible to sit in the upper house and they cd do a draw every year to decide the requisite number of members, paid at national average plus reasonable expenses or something.

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

some kind of weighting to be roughly proportionally representative of gender, race, sexuality maybe

aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 10:56 (twelve years ago) link

age perhaps as well?

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

Sounds like Russell Brand is having fun at the HoC.. Guardian has been live blogging.

mmmm, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

Keith Vaz says the committee is running out of time.

Brand says you can never run out of time. Theresa May might not show up. She might not know what day it is.

Labour's David Winnick tells Brand this is "not a variety show".

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 11:16 (twelve years ago) link

you cd sign up to be eligible to sit in the upper house and they cd do a draw every year to decide the requisite number of members, paid at national average plus reasonable expenses or something.

― aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, April 24, 2012 10:55 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some kind of weighting to be roughly proportionally representative of gender, race, sexuality maybe

― aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, April 24, 2012 10:56 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

age perhaps as well?

― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, April 24, 2012 11:02 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

location too? make it an opt-out rather than opt-in system? obviously this is not foolproof but no system is, really.

agree with NV on party affiliation, but banning it would just conceal rather than eradicate it.

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

Random upper house prob needs hardline anti-corruption laws?

woof, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 11:25 (twelve years ago) link

Back in recession, Murdoch hanging Jeremy Cunt out to dry... we're slipping people.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 09:22 (eleven years ago) link

Hunt statement at 12:30

windborne grey frogs (dowd), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

his special advisor has just quit.

joe, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

"While it was part of my role to keep News Corporation informed throughout the BSkyB bid process, the content and extent of my contact was done without authorisation from the secretary of state. I do not recognise all of what Fréd Michel said, but nonetheless I appreciate that my activities at times went too far and have, taken together, created the perception that News Corporation had too close a relationship with the department, contrary to the clear requirements set out by Jeremy Hunt and the permanent secretary that this needed to be a fair and scrupulous process. Whilst I firmly believe that the process was in fact conducted scrupulously fairly, as a result of my activities it is only right for me to step down as special adviser to Jeremy Hunt."

"we didn't do anything wrong, which is why i'm resigning."

joe, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 10:25 (eleven years ago) link

Advisor taking one for the team.

we are not bemused (onimo), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 10:36 (eleven years ago) link

Hunt's absolute inability to recognise he over-stepped the line is one of many depressing things about this whole saga.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

It's just par for the course for a hunt like him, it's not even depressing. Still good to see the Murdochs sticking the boot into Hunt and Salmond, two of the smuggest bastards in British politics... just a pity they couldn't have worked Gove and Grant Shapps in there too, oh and this guy...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OVJbYBGOGlQ/TI9HCgnr_YI/AAAAAAAACpM/GTiR-BLT20o/s1600/05.jpg

... not that he's important or anything, just that he's a dick

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

jimmy somerville's in the coalition?

I accidentally sonned your dome (stevie), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link

run away, run away, run away

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure Hunt recognises he over-stepped the line really. But doesn't believe in the line. etc.

seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

amusing to see all the possible candidates for future tory leader besmirch their careers so thoroughly within two years of their first term in office

I accidentally sonned your dome (stevie), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link

Back in recession - but the great majority of austerity cuts still to come, and they've hardly made a dent in the deficit.

All pain, no gain.

Bob Six, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link

Nah..

Someone's gainin'...

Mark G, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link

But Frederic Michel, head of public affairs at News Corp, has said his references to "JH" in emails were actually shorthand for Mr Hunt's special adviser, Mr Smith,......

Mark G, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha omg

I accidentally sonned your dome (stevie), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

That's the lamest excuse I've heard since the John Terry racism thing.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

... talking of lame:

The prime minister said it would be wrong to "pre-judge" the Leveson Inquiry and accused Mr Miliband of not being able to resist "the passing political bandwagon".

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

fuck these guys. guy fawkes attempted to blow dudes up for less.

I accidentally sonned your dome (stevie), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

"But Frederic Michel, head of public affairs at News Corp, has said his references to "JH" in emails were actually shorthand for Mr Hunt's special adviser, Mr Smith,......"

I keep reading that and going "haha no seriously... they didn't try... surely someone... I mean come on... but it's..." to myself then despairing at how this shit is allowed to go on.

There's no chance of Culture Secretary "AS" resigning now he has the full backing of Prime Minister "GO".

we are not bemused (onimo), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

The "JH' email thing is unbelievable, but Hunt's permanent smug expression is what makes the whole thing too much for me.

mmmm, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

if only there were an opposition to make something of all this

I accidentally sonned your dome (stevie), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

amazing

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

if only there were an opposition to make something of all this

― I accidentally sonned your dome (stevie), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought EdMil was fairly scabrous in the Commons. DCam countered with a lame "you're just trying to make political copital, int yer?"

Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2012 09:23 (eleven years ago) link

thank fuck nobody in the PLP has got any dodgy ties to Newscorp waiting to come out

seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2012 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

that's true, Mark. and he was pretty good on today prog this morning. i just don't have much faith in their ability to make it stick.

Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Thursday, 26 April 2012 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

his point re: hunt as firewall is pretty sharp

Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Thursday, 26 April 2012 09:31 (eleven years ago) link

This drubbing might be the best pretext the Libs have for escaping the coalition, if they're brave enough.

stet, Friday, 4 May 2012 07:34 (eleven years ago) link

first election night i can remember where i cdn't even be fucked to stay up and watch results

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 May 2012 07:40 (eleven years ago) link

So the Tories get a massive kicking and attribute it to being "not right-wing enough"... uh huh

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 4 May 2012 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

Might help them shore up their core support. Internal dissent is probably going off the scale at the moment.

It'll be interesting to see how they square that with Boris' inevitable victory in London though.

Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Friday, 4 May 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link

so basically they're saying "we need to be more racist"

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 4 May 2012 09:59 (eleven years ago) link

Cameron's only tolerated by the Tory rump because he's popular and successful. If he stops being popular and successful, and starts losing safe Conservative seats, he has to throw a few bones to the crazy old people who actually make up the bulk of the party. It's going to make them more unpopular with everyone else, which is a good thing.

At the same time, while Cameron's driving to the right, Boris will hold on to a major prize by being a centrist, dividing the traditionalists and reformers even more. It's a recipe for complete disarray.

Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Friday, 4 May 2012 10:31 (eleven years ago) link

The Tories are *eating* David Cameron...

Mark G, Friday, 4 May 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

I presume at LibDem HQ they're having a whip-round to buy a Waterstone's voucher for their one remaining voter

DG, Friday, 4 May 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

1231: In one Edinburgh ward a Lib Dem candidate has failed to pick up more first preference votes than Professor Pongoo, an independent candidate who dresses in a six-foot penguin costume. And with nine of 58 seats declared in the city, it is clear the Lib Dem vote is down overall.

sktsh, Friday, 4 May 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

i <3 penguins and might well vote for one over any candidate

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Friday, 4 May 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

Yes but you hate comedy and some sub-Raving Loony guy in a bird suit surely qualifies as "comedy".

Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Friday, 4 May 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

oh no i didn't mean him, i meant if an actual real penguin was a candidate

it is really tough to be better than a penguin

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Friday, 4 May 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/AsDLPzICMAA06UC.jpg

Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Friday, 4 May 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

but then that penguin venturing out into nowhere in 'Encounters at the End of the World' is a pretty good Lib Dems analogy.

danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Friday, 4 May 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

is professor pongoo a real professor though?

Rosie 47 (ken c), Friday, 4 May 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

also has anybody stood for Lemon Party yet?

Rosie 47 (ken c), Friday, 4 May 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

"More on the news that UKIP's candidate for Mayor of London, Lawrence Webb, was mistakenly listed on the ballot paper as Fresh Choice for London. It should have read "UKIP: A Fresh Choice for London". A "furious" Nigel Farage has admitted that the fault was at UKIP's end - they forgot to put their party name on the nomination paper."

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 4 May 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

might get more voters without the UKIP name?

Rosie 47 (ken c), Friday, 4 May 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

Disappointed they didn't accidentally put "A French Choice For London". That'd really have wound them up.

Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Friday, 4 May 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

All the literature I'd had through the door had Fresh Choice For London on it, not UKIP, I even laughed that it was a stupid idea because their voters wouldn't be able to find who to vote for, so it's not like the dozy twats didn't have time to notice it before now.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

:-) xp

Pacific Trash Vortex (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

Ed Millibong

http://i.imgur.com/C89zO.jpg

Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

VG

jed_, Monday, 7 May 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

The "previous comment" she made was even worse ("if you don't like it go back to where you came from") to someone with an Asian name.

Alba, Monday, 7 May 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

i saw that comment alluded to but not actually quoted in the news story - disgusting.

Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

ah c'mon kids some of ilx's most hardcore socialist's are repping for these oh hang on

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

btw i'm not sure i've been sarcastic enough i hope you cunts die cheers

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

cant believe some poujadist fuckheid from bournemouth expressed reactionary views on twitter

nakhchivan, Monday, 7 May 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2012/may/25/michael-gove-jewish-exam-question

yes because to explain is to understand is to sympathise is to approve of. fuck this ignoramus, this intellectual maggot.

sorry. old story. been away.

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 10:41 (eleven years ago) link

question cd probly be worded less o_Oly

korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 10:43 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sure it's pretty clear in the context of the syllabus. i find the kneejerk reaction of horror against "understanding" any kind of transgression, of any suggestion of an alternative to blind condemnation and punishment even more o_O tbh.

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 10:51 (eleven years ago) link

not defending the responses but i know from my own experience of things that our Joel tells me that the RE syllabus is often worded quite tendentiously. at GCSE level accounting for a prejudice is not really the same as dissecting it

korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link

like yes don't pretend anti-semitism doesn't exist but "list the greatest hits of anti-semitism" is a bit weird as a question in that context

korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

The question “plants suggestions and implies ideas that shouldn’t be instilled into students”.

honestly i just despair at this garden-of-eden knowledge is sinful bullshit.

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link

that was a rabbi not gove btw.

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

Front page of the BBC site today = u-turn on charity tax, Jeremy Hunt at Leveson, Coulson charged with perjury = such a pleasing structure of interconnected disasters.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Thursday, 31 May 2012 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

With all the other hateful stuff they're doing, the government's approach to immigration hasn't really been scrutinised enough recently. Along with demolishing the student visa sector, this has to go down as one of the most stupidly spiteful things on their agenda:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jun/08/immigration-rules-couples-stark-choice?CMP=twt_gu

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Saturday, 9 June 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jun/11/david-cameron-daughter-behind-pub?newsfeed=true

hopefully the government will introduce compulsory parenting classes for these sort of dysfunctional wastrels

'Last Moments Robot' Comforts You To Death (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 June 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't see that immigration thing before, that is absolutely hateful. Presumably it would fall afoul o the same "right to family life" clause of the human rights act that the Tories are trying to dismantle so they can deport foreign lag once they have done their time.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

Sadly, it appears that it doesn't fall foul of the right to family life clause - it's something that was tested when they introduced the English-language requirements to get married.

I wonder if it could be interpreted as discriminatory on gender though, given the disparity in average salary between the sexes.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

Vote Liberal Democrat

Tom D (Tom D.), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

the immigration thing is one of those things you can't quite believe can actually happen - it almost reads like DON'T MARRY OUTSIDE OF YOUR NATION.

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

(UNLESS YOU'RE RICH)

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

Poor people, don't you dare fall in love until you can afford it. I doubt this will ever become law.

Tom D (Tom D.), Monday, 11 June 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

it does seem like more of a headline-grabber than a well-thought-through plan: a coded message to Express readers, that the government's looking out for them by targeting those much-discussed immigrants from the subcontinent who bring their whole families here and live off the state and don't even bother to learn the language and etc etc etc, even though in actual fact migrants to the UK aren't eligible for benefits.

otoh, brooke magnanti made an interesting point about it here

The key to what these proposals really mean is in the election pledge: Cameron promised to reduce net migration. That's not the number of migrants total, that's the difference between migrants arriving and British citizens leaving. Sorry to break it to those who think the country is "packed full" or "under siege": the government is not interested in decreasing migration per se. They'd be as happy if immigration increased, as long as loads of Britons left. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mail readers.

Attacking the family route is the easiest way to do this. If a married couple cannot settle, not only has a migrant left, so has a UK citizen. This gets net migration down twice as fast as controlling other visas. The approach is crafted to appear successful to the rightwing without producing meaningful change for anyone.

dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Monday, 11 June 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

If this law existed when I met my wife, we wouldn't have been able to live here. tbh, kinda ambivalent about that.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

I can't find the stats now but if I remember a significant number of people coming into the UK were coming to attend a UK university. They obviously pay full fees and aren't allowed to work more than 20 hrs or claim any bens. Stopping these 'study tourists' doesn't make any sense to me.

mmmm, Monday, 11 June 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

the problem was that people were coming in on tier 4 student visas and then... not actually studying, and working illegally. Sometimes people used forged college letters, sometimes the 'colleges' they were enrolled in were taking their student fees but not requiring attendance: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/mar/27/student-visa-failing-50000-immigration

oddly tho the govt's response to this seems not to be "closer checks on educational institutions, e.g. requiring attendance records, etc" but "reduce the number of tier 4 visas available anywhere"

dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Monday, 11 June 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

that's their MO across the board, isn't it - "oh there are people committing welfare fraud, well, instead of closing the loopholes let's CLOSE DOWN THE WELFARE SYSTEM"

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Monday, 11 June 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

well, making the system work effectively would require that they train, employ and pay people to do a not-insignificant amount of work? and that's tantamount to encouraging red tape bureaucracy.

dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Monday, 11 June 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

The old student visa regime was open to abuse but was much more tightly regulated than ten years ago. It's crazy that they're boasting about Q1 student visa applications being down 62% when universities and colleges are saying that the net cost to the country could be in the region of £5bn - £7bn. 62% of students weren't "bogus". They've sent out a message to legitimate students that the UK simply doesn't welcome them. The sensible thing to do would be to stop counting them as immigrants and start counting them as visitors.

Given that they're happy to significantly harm the economy by restricting student visas in pursuit of headlines, i can't imagine mere human feeling will get in their way on spouse visas.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Monday, 11 June 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

May defended the 550,000 individual requests for data each year made by security officials as a vital tool to catch serious criminals and terrorists.

She told the Sun: "I just don't understand why some people might criticise these proposals. I have no doubt conspiracy theorists will come up with some ridiculous claims about how these measures are an infringement of freedom. But without changing the law, the only freedom we would protect is that of criminals, terrorists and paedophiles."

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

May has been going great guns in the race to overhaul Osborne as most hateful member of the Cabinet.

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

its a hell of a queue waiting for a head on a pike in that cabinet.

are terrorists and paedophiles not crims?

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

if you mean "convicted of a crime" then not necessarily in the go-go British justice system of the 21st century

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/jun/24/housing-benefit-under-25s-welfare

fuckin ell, a couple of years ago I sent a letter to my MP about the possibly discriminatory under-25 benefit laws of the time (altruistically too late for myself as I had already spent the previous two years not being able to afford heating in winter, and had then thankfully turned 25, but I didn't receive anything in response anyway), nothing has changed, so I guess if you can get away with it you may as well run with it.

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 24 June 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

He's just trying to look like a hard man for the Tory right, he won't do it. This is more despicable: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/9351796/David-Laws-calls-for-deeper-tax-and-spending-cuts.html">David Laws calls for deeper tax and spending cuts. Dishonest lying money-grabbing little cunt.

Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 June 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18575453

Cut benefits for the poorest people in the poorest areas aka non Tory seats.
Cut benefits for those least able to find work.
Cut benefits for poor people daring to have children.
Lose your council house if you ever manage to earn enough to live in it without claiming benefits.
etc

Will the "Liberal" Democrats ever bite back on any of this?

onimo, Monday, 25 June 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

well 'the opposition' don't seem to give a shit so i don't see why the coalition partners would bother

Just saying. (stevie), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

The opposition gets to do what all oppositions do, mouth off in protest and fire a few zings. The liberal part of this coalition can actually prevent this shit.

onimo, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

the opposition in this instance seem to be so focused on placating Daily Mail Island with anti-immigration machismo that any response they've made to this latest foofaraw has been woefully negligible IMHO

Just saying. (stevie), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

decided it's too depressing for an ILX poll, but that list in full.

Benefits rates may depend on where you live
Reduce the amount of benefit paid to people over time
Expecting people on benefits to be able to read, write and count
Out-of-work benefits linked to wages rather than inflation, if wages are lower
A cap on the amount people can earn and still live in a council house
Reduce the current £20,000 housing benefit limit
Stopping the out of work being better off by having children
Consider paying some benefits "in kind" rather than in cash
Expecting parents on income support to prepare for work while children have free nursery care
Getting the physically able to do full-time community work after a period out of work
Sickness benefit claimants should take steps to improve their health

thomasintrouble, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

"take steps to improve their health", well shiiit i bet they wish they'd thought of that.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

they should just bring back the workhouses and have done with it.

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

ahem debate ideas for workhouse reintroduction prior to the drafting of the next manifesto tax what tax

stet, Monday, 25 June 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

Sickness benefit claimants should take steps to improve their health

similar themes becoming more prevalent in workplaces now if mine's anything to go by: more stringent sickness monitoring coupled with lifestyle questions/advice along the lines of 'are you doing all you can to ensure you're healthy enough to work for us, because, you know, we have to pay you to do that.'

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 25 June 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

i for one am impressed that a Tory PM has been brave enough to suggest cutting benefits

democracy defends capital (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Are there seriously Tory MPs backing Ed Balls in a fite against George Osbourne right now?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

Yes. And also LOL.

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 10:05 (eleven years ago) link

Balls more valuable to the Tory part long-term than Osborne is presumably

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 10:07 (eleven years ago) link

Osborne is a walking disaster area these days

SomeTwat from Tring (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 10:07 (eleven years ago) link

Everyone hates both of them, so yes.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 10:08 (eleven years ago) link

Osborne is supposed to be the tactical genius of the Tory Party!

SomeTwat from Tring (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

He is?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

He is indeed, their master-strategist. No wonder they couldn't win the election outright.

SomeTwat from Tring (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 10:21 (eleven years ago) link

Osborne keeps digging himself deeper on this one. By all accounts there's no Ed Balls smoking gun to be found, but he is doubling down on his insistence that it was all Balls' fault. As if that means he doesn't need to come up with any actual response for the current situation. So long as he can say "was their fault" the job is done, apparently.

stet, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 10:39 (eleven years ago) link

It feels like a dumb self-inflicted wound of the type Osbourne excels at, the Treasury could have just tutted and gone "this is unacceptable", paid some lip-service to changing things, and sailed through the Libor crisis relatively unscathed. They must have some pretty dumb advisors right now.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

No Andy Coulson!

SomeTwat from Tring (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wY4ty.jpg

manticore values (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 11:26 (eleven years ago) link

GQ's 'Politician of the Year'.

Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link

has he really gained so much weight or is that a dodgy angle?

gyac, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

he's melting

recordbreaking transfer to Lucknow FC (seandalai), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

coke bloat

Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 06:11 (eleven years ago) link

George Osborne can #HMD

Nell Diamond was right tbh

bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

I don't want george osbourne #HMD tbh

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link

Seb Coe on R4 this morning - you can't attend Olympics in a Pepsi tee-shirt, maybe you can in Nike trainers but who knows?

I literally can't believe it.

Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Friday, 20 July 2012 07:34 (eleven years ago) link

it's all a load of shit but the tragic fact is that one bunch of fuckwit marketeers will try and piss on another bunch of fuckwit marketeers' paid-for parade by street-teaming events, seem to remember this happening in a previous Olympics or World Cup.

also fuck you if you desperately want to wear a Pepsi t-shirt.

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 July 2012 07:37 (eleven years ago) link

What if the T-shirt says 'Pepsi & Shirlie'?

Özil Gummidge (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 20 July 2012 08:18 (eleven years ago) link

that wd be acceptable

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 July 2012 08:19 (eleven years ago) link

paddy power pants?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 20 July 2012 08:46 (eleven years ago) link

also fuck you if you desperately want to wear a Pepsi t-shirt.

you know it's going to be, like, youngish dads who pull one shirt from their collection of vintage-looking tshirts with faded logos on, who don't even realise it says pepsi or budweiser or burger king or whatever until they're at the gate.

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Friday, 20 July 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Bye, Louise.

stet, Monday, 6 August 2012 09:14 (eleven years ago) link

Woah, proper marginal seat and everything.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 August 2012 09:28 (eleven years ago) link

From http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/local/northamptonshire-mp-louise-mensch-quits-for-new-life-in-usa-1-4132726

The author recently launched her own social networking site menschn.com, as a rival to twitter where she has 100,000 followers. She is now expected to concentrate on building the popularity of the site.

I googled menschn and the site isn't on the first five pages of results. Going to menschn.com redirects to a "Louise Bagshawe" search on amazon.co.uk. Some work required.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 09:35 (eleven years ago) link

The Chronicle has spelled it wrongly. It's menshn not menschn. She says it's no supposed to be her name!

Alba, Monday, 6 August 2012 09:39 (eleven years ago) link

Having a URL that nobody can spell is probably not the best way to launch a new site. I mean, Google got over it but in those days there were only 10 places on the Internet anyway.

recordbreaking transfer to Lucknow FC (seandalai), Monday, 6 August 2012 09:44 (eleven years ago) link

True. Though I think it matters less with social media platforms. I mean, once you're in, you're in.

I'm not saying people will be in.

Alba, Monday, 6 August 2012 09:48 (eleven years ago) link

There are hundreds of article about the site that all call it menschn.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 09:52 (eleven years ago) link

ok I can get to menshn - which apparently was initially only launched in the US. Menshn aims to avoid twitter's irrelevant chatter and stay on topic with subjects such as twitter, facebook and celebrities

2012olympics
america
atheism
catholicism
celebrities
christianity
disaster
exploremars
facebook
fooddrink
mormonism
music
scientology
scotland
taxes
tourism
twitter
ukhistory
ukpolitics
uselection

I think I'll join.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 09:59 (eleven years ago) link

*browses for 3 minutes*
or maybe not

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link

The author recently launched her own social networking site menschn.com, as a rival to twitter where she has 100,000 followers. She is now expected to concentrate on building the popularity of the site.

she truly is our sarah palin

Made with creme colors that do not exist (stevie), Monday, 6 August 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

also what's the real reason she's leaving do you think? other than being piss poor

Made with creme colors that do not exist (stevie), Monday, 6 August 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know, but the important thing is to make idle speculation.

Alba, Monday, 6 August 2012 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

CAN DO!

Made with creme colors that do not exist (stevie), Monday, 6 August 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry - that sounded snarky. The important thing really *is* to make idle speculation.

Alba, Monday, 6 August 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link

It's being presented as "struggling to be both an MP and a mum" which is kind of playing down additional time taken up by being a startup CEO, author and ubiquitous media figure.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 August 2012 10:28 (eleven years ago) link

also managing Metallica more important than serving constituents apptly

stet, Monday, 6 August 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

How hard is it to be an MP living in a foreign country? Like, is that even legal? I was under the impression that the whole "moving to NY" thing was the reason. Why she's moving there is another question. Just kind of irritated at the way it's being presented.

Fake Ve-EEEE-gan Cheese (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Monday, 6 August 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

wld be great if mensch worked w/ metallica on their next concept alb

Ward Fowler, Monday, 6 August 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

It's being presented as "struggling to be both an MP and a mum" which is kind of playing down additional time taken up by being a startup CEO, author and ubiquitous media figure.

It's fair to decide *something* has to give - presumably MPing is currently the least lucrative of her ventures.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 10:38 (eleven years ago) link

it's the tory way

Made with creme colors that do not exist (stevie), Monday, 6 August 2012 10:41 (eleven years ago) link

Clegg to announce today that Lords reform is dead along with entire political reform agenda. And he stays in coalition why?

stet, Monday, 6 August 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link

Rawnsley piece from the other week on this scenario:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jul/15/andrew-rawnsley-only-cameron-can-save-coalition

Crucially this bit:

Whatever you may think of these proposals for the Lords, the Lib Dems burn with an entirely understandable resentment that they have repeatedly done their duty by the coalition by swallowing a lot of things they don't like, but a blocking minority of Conservative MPs simply will not reciprocate when it comes to something that Lib Dems care about. From my conversations with very senior Lib Dems I have absolutely no doubt of this: if Lords reform does not progress in September, the Lib Dems will respond by killing the redrawing of constituency boundaries which are estimated to be worth an extra dozen to 20 seats to the Tories at the next general election. Moreover, they will veto the boundary changes as an explicit act of payback for Tory sabotage of Lords reform. It won't be a case of Nick Clegg quietly licensing his backbenchers and peers to work with Labour to vote down the boundary changes. All Lib Dems, ministers included, will vote against.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 August 2012 11:10 (eleven years ago) link

being an mp is a shit job is presumably the reason

caek, Monday, 6 August 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

I'd hazard a guess that she gets more nasty and sustained abuse and hate mail than most other MPs as well, disproportionate to anything she's actually done (bar being a Tory MP obviously).

Matt DC, Monday, 6 August 2012 11:16 (eleven years ago) link

young mps resign early because it's a terrible job all the time. mostly they don't do it mid-term, and they aren't as #guardian #cif famous as this one, but it's not unusual.

caek, Monday, 6 August 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

she's not just guardian and cif famous, she's appeared on Have I Got News For You as well, where she roundly humiliated herself, and i'm guessing though i can't be sure that there wasn't a gun pressed to her head when she accepted the booking?

Made with creme colors that do not exist (stevie), Monday, 6 August 2012 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

Please dear god, let the redrawing of constituency boundaries not actually happen - love, someone who lives in a constituency that is due to get shafted.

(I've come around on Devonwall, though, if it means that Cornwall gets to recover territory previously lose to the Sowsnek.)

Fake Ve-EEEE-gan Cheese (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Monday, 6 August 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

Lost, even.

Fake Ve-EEEE-gan Cheese (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Monday, 6 August 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

More likely that we'd get to nibble a bit more Cornwall, isn't it? I'm a bit out-of touch on this one but most of the opposition I know of came from the Cornish side.

Tim, Monday, 6 August 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, well, the Cornish (probably quite rightly) think that all their local services are going to be "centralised" and hived off into Devon - there's been a lot of scandals where it's been exposed that there have been e.g. weekends where there were only 2 police officers on duty for all of Cornwall, or no on-call doctors at all on duty in all of Cornwall.

I know and understand why they're worried about it. I just think that if they do force it through, it would be better for the Cornish to just invade and colonise bits of Devon instead. I'm being kind of facetious in the face of something that is really rather awful, but think they could win more territory out of it, and restore the old boundaries at the river Exe instead of the Tamar. They'll never do it, but it's fun to think about.

Fake Ve-EEEE-gan Cheese (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Monday, 6 August 2012 11:31 (eleven years ago) link

Clegg to announce today that Lords reform is dead along with entire political reform agenda. And he stays in coalition why?

Ministerial car, globe-trotting, illusion of power? Or he's an actual genuine Tory in Lib clothing?

You'd think the LDs would tire of appearing on TV to continually defend the worst of someone else's policies but there's no sign of serious dissatisfaction in the ranks yet.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

- Misplaced sense of duty, wanting to show that coalition government can work is more important to them than the things they're throwing under the bus.

- Abject terror at what will happen to them at the next election, whenever that is. Most of them aren't going to keep their jobs and they want to hang on to them for as long as possible. If Clegg dissolves the coalition now he's effectively making most of his MPs redundant.

- Gonna be another 60 years before they get the opportunity to sit on this side of the house again.

- Clegg and several of his Orange Book mates are basically Tories anyway, they're just squeamish about many of the authoritarian elements of actual Toryism.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 August 2012 11:47 (eleven years ago) link

- Nice to have a job in this economy

Made with creme colors that do not exist (stevie), Monday, 6 August 2012 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

dissolving the coalition now will just mean a tory government as well, no? don't see labour winning (or even particularly wanting to win?)

^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 6 August 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ fucking lords reform being the thing that finally makes the Lib Dems snap

lex pretend, Monday, 6 August 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

Last YouGov has a strong Labour lead but I think the Tories will get a boost with GB Olympic success.

YouGov ‏@YouGov
Labour lead strong: Latest YouGov/SundayTimes results 3rd-5th August - CON 32%, LAB 44%, LD 10%, UKIP 8%; APP -37

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

Clegg is on TV right now saying that "part of the coalition contract has been broken" and they will indeed vote against the boundary changes.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 August 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

I think the Tories will get a boost with GB Olympic success

Like the Beijing Bounce that saw Brown re-elected with a thumping majority?

I've been to Suffolk (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

I think that's pretty neutralised, it started under BLair and Livingstone.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

Except that isn't how things work, the public is no more likely to give Blair credit for the Olympics than they are to give Livingstone credit for the bikes. It's more a case of a bounce in public morale, but it's not going to last for very long after the games have finished and reality sets in again.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

otm. any benefit is neutralised not so much by blair/livingstone's involvement as the -0.7% growth.

caek, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think anyone will be rushing to congratulate Blair and Livingstone for Olympic success, or anything else.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

I've not seem much of a Tory attempt to gain credit for the games. Admittedly from afar, I see them presenting this as a great coming together and haven't seen much political hay being made, I could be wrong.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

In other words, I think they rightly saw that claiming or even implying sole credit would have ben political suicide. (triple dip rules all, though)

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

I know the bounce will be short-lived, but I think it's relevant in term of the coalition possibly splitting (which it won't) in the near future. Once we get to wintertime and everyone's still skint and out of work and losing benefits and services the Olympics will be a distant memory, just as Beijing was by the time Brown got round to calling an election.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

"nce we get to wintertime and everyone's still skint and out of work and losing benefits and services the Olympics will be a distant memory"

so you're saying it's not relevant?

caek, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

I've not seem much of a Tory attempt to gain credit for the games.

You've not been paying much attention to Boris then.

Cameron has been pretty quiet, admittedly.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

Admittedly Boris has only just been re-elected anyway but he's the one politician who is unequivocally benefiting from the Olympics.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

so you're saying it's not relevant?

As relevant as any poll discussion, so no :)

I'm saying recent polls show a strong Labour lead but I expect that to change slightly thanks to Olympic GB feelgood. I mentioned the poll (iirc) in response to Ken saying Labour wouldn't win/want to win an election should the coalition dissolve.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

Cameron will wait till after the games then try to milk it for all it's worth. There'll be a short term bounce for him, not least as it's keeping bad news off the front page, but it'll fade after a few months. I don't think this is his Falkland's moment.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

Boris is more of a liability to the current tory regime, he needs cameron to fail to be ascend.

TBF he was in charge of the project longer than Ken or the Tories in central government were.

xposts

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

he's the one politician who is unequivocally benefiting from the Olympics.

Jeremy Hunt attempted a wee bit of glory-hunting but fucked it up with his bell-end falling off then being pictured with Murdoch.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

I've not seem much of a Tory attempt to gain credit for the games. Admittedly from afar, I see them presenting this as a great coming together and haven't seen much political hay being made, I could be wrong.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:11 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

JHunt was on this morning explaining that cutting the funding to sports academies etc was creating a leaner, fitter population, or something...

XPOST !!

Mark G, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

"If we starve our children today they will be tomorrow's long distance champions, look at Ethopia!" he didn't say.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

Cameron's having a hilariously bad Olympics. Every time he says anything up pops Boris to either torpedo it or hijack it.

Matt DC, Friday, 10 August 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link

Not just Boris...

https://twitter.com/KarlTurnerMP/status/233641912807075840

Moon Fuxx (Jill), Friday, 10 August 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link

Lololol.

Matt DC, Friday, 10 August 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

Have we talked about businesses not gaining the expected boost in profits they expected from the Games? To me it's no surprise.

sorry for asshole (dog latin), Friday, 10 August 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Beautiful, beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0nMtSJDrGc

stet, Monday, 3 September 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

ha! i'm stealing that, thanks!

jed_, Monday, 3 September 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha yesss

lex pretend, Monday, 3 September 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

i think this makes george osborne OFFICIALLY worse than hitler.

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Monday, 3 September 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

well timed

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/sep/03/disabled-benefits-claimants-fines-work

DG, Monday, 3 September 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

keepin it classy.

incidentally a friend of mine who was kicked off of disability benefits and had her first appeal rejected now, after countless bureaucratic hurdles, has a date set for her independent appeal tribunal, 4.5 months after the rejection of the first appeal.

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Monday, 3 September 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

my mum got pwned by atos and it took 18 months to get her benefits back. best of luck to your friend :(

DG, Monday, 3 September 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

i got pwned by atos and am appealing the decision. got told that there is currently a 9-12 month backlog in getting appeals heard. in the meantime i haven't had any income for 2 months due to dwp fuckups/lack of staff. fun!

zappi, Monday, 3 September 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

what exactly are people supposed to do in these benefits-free periods? my friend has been lucky enough to have enough people able to help keep her ALIVE albeit with a laughably meagre lifestyle, but what about the people who don't have that?

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Monday, 3 September 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

it's tough love apparently so i suppose the answer is 'pull yourself together'

how these cunts sleep at night i don't know

DG, Monday, 3 September 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

what gets me is that despite having letters & reports out the wazoo from GPs & consultants saying "zappi is one sick lil bunny, no work for him sadly" i get assessed as being fully fit for work by someone who saw me once for 15 minutes and who wasn't even a GP!

zappi, Monday, 3 September 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

well the premise is that your gp knows you and is therefore not 'objective', hence they're ordered to ignore any prior medical 'evidence' and only go on the joke assessment

DG, Monday, 3 September 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

My GP (who is probably a Tory) makes snide comments about the wider employability of people who work for ATOS.

If a person appeals the decision, don't they get £71/week while waiting?

see inlaycard for details (suzy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 07:22 (eleven years ago) link

what gets me is that despite having letters & reports out the wazoo from GPs & consultants saying "zappi is one sick lil bunny, no work for him sadly" i get assessed as being fully fit for work by someone who saw me once for 15 minutes and who wasn't even a GP!

what do the 15-min assessments actually involve, out of interest? what qualifications do the assessors have? the entire process sounds so unbelievably shady

lex pretend, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 07:33 (eleven years ago) link

If a person appeals the decision, don't they get £71/week while waiting?

yes, but it can take ages for the bureaucracy to swing into action, 2 months & counting in my case. housing benefit also gets cut, god knows when the local council are going to sort that out. I think my GP felt personally insulted when i told him what was going on, i suppose in a way they are calling him a liar!

what do the 15-min assessments actually involve, out of interest?

the first stage is a poorly designed (imo) questionnaire that has basic questions like "can you walk 200 yards? can you hold your arm above your head?" that you get marked on. if you don't get enough points then you go to an atos meeting which is supposed to be more in depth. in practice they ask the same dumb questions and mark the same dumb questionnaire in the same way. I think my assessor was a physiotherapist, but i didn't want to inquire too deeply, i figured demanding to know what their qualifications were would't be the best idea in the circumstances - wish i'd been more arsey now though :/

zappi, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:11 (eleven years ago) link

I know what you mean, but I think under the circumstances - this person is making a medical decision that will materially affect the rest of your life - wanting to know someone's qualifications and "are you even a real doctor?" is actually pretty urgent & key.

This stuff makes me so angry - I see what people go through and it just seems like harassment and bullying of exactly the people who lack the resources to adequately cope with, let alone fight it.

my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:20 (eleven years ago) link

This Grant Shapps stuff is all very lol-worthy:
http://www.tom-watson.co.uk/2012/09/grant-shapps-websites

What price on him getting the sack in the reshuffle?

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:24 (eleven years ago) link

Reluctant to stick up for Shapps but I hope I'm not held responsible for all the sites hosted on "my" server aka the server owned by the hosting company that I have absolutely no affiliation with.

ledge, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

is the questionnaire a blanket one that's the same for all claimants, irrespective of what their disability is or what their qualifications are or what kind of jobs are even available for them? 15 mins surely only scratches the surface. and from the pov of their stated aim, ie to cut out benefit fraud, it doesn't seem particularly efficient (what's to stop claimants lying in the initial questionnaire? or in the follow-up assessment?) would quite like to know whether the physio doing the assessment was private or NHS. this all seems shockingly inadequate in every way.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

what exactly are people supposed to do in these benefits-free periods? my friend has been lucky enough to have enough people able to help keep her ALIVE albeit with a laughably meagre lifestyle, but what about the people who don't have that?

Die, I think, is the calculation.

Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:31 (eleven years ago) link

xxp I think the point Watson is making is that Shapps has been seen to be using undeclared aliases in running dubious SEO businesses, and that there are unanswered questions about the extent of his involvement with this kind of shady business. The sites Watson mentions are all in the same line, and all seem to use aliases. Shapps needs to categorically distance himself from these sites, if he is able to do so. Here are some more of those questions:
http://www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2012/09/grant-shapps/

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:35 (eleven years ago) link

is the questionnaire a blanket one that's the same for all claimants, irrespective of what their disability is or what their qualifications are or what kind of jobs are even available for them?

yes, which is i think why it's proving to be particularly disastrous for people with mental health issues. so you can walk reasonably well, you're clearly capable of entering the job market. (not that people with physical illnesses are having a great time with it either.)

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:39 (eleven years ago) link

actually a bit speechless here. anyone got links to any in-depth investigations into this process? surely some have been done.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:44 (eleven years ago) link

i don't suppose that, if one is assessed as "fit to work" because you can raise your hand or whatever, you then get support finding a job that fits your disability AND your skillset. or are you just left to find whatever yourself

lex pretend, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:46 (eleven years ago) link

both Dispatches & Panorama ran undercover investigations a couple of months ago
summary here http://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/2012/07/31/tough-love-or-tough-luck-assessing-disability-benefits/

zappi, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:53 (eleven years ago) link

The use of ATOS isn't really a coalition issue though, is it? Original contract let in 98, new contract award in 2005.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:05 (eleven years ago) link

Aldo, it's a neo-liberal arseholes issue, and those fuckers are in every party marking time until they can go collecting directorships (David Blunkett is a NED of Atos, FYI). I think the main difference is that, pre-Coalition, only a fraction of claimants were sent to see Atos after filling out the standard health questionnaires long-term sick people must periodically complete. People with mental health issues are often physically fit (GPs can refer chronically depressed people to local authority fitness access programmes) so theoretically they can get to the assessment centre or a workplace - the problem is, of course, what happens after that. If you ask the examiner how on Earth a reflex test is relevant to to mental health, they simply reply that something came up in your questionnaire but don't offer details. What galls me is that people on incapacity benefit or DLA who use the break/funds as an opportunity to sort their lives out are then punished for their efforts by the withdrawal of the means they were using to return themselves to health.

see inlaycard for details (suzy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

Great, the guy who voted for homeopathic hospitals and reducing abortion time limit to 12 weeks is now health secretary

stet, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:38 (eleven years ago) link

xposts

isn't the general sense that ATOS have increased the stringency/cynicism of their tests in response to the requirements of this coalition government?

(even if indirectly -- the way that with the current GCSE marking scandal it's understood that the exam boards changed their marking system mid-year in order to appease Gove's department of education and their demands for stricter gcse grades)

my mother informs me that as well as Gosborne getting booed, Gordon Brown had cheers from the crowd at the Paras? Oh, this country.

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:38 (eleven years ago) link

i don't suppose that, if one is assessed as "fit to work" because you can raise your hand or whatever, you then get support finding a job that fits your disability AND your skillset. or are you just left to find whatever yourself

the latter of course

My GP (who is probably a Tory) makes snide comments about the wider employability of people who work for ATOS.

it's an open secret that the assessors are not exactly first-rate medical professionals

I think the main difference is that, pre-Coalition, only a fraction of claimants were sent to see Atos after filling out the standard health questionnaires long-term sick people must periodically complete.

i think this was only because there wasn't enough time! they got my mum while brown was still pm

isn't the general sense that ATOS have increased the stringency/cynicism of their tests in response to the requirements of this coalition government?

it's the same afaik, see above

that wanker grayling has been reshuffled, any word on who is replacing him? the graun says 'ids' was supposed to be justice secretary but seems to have an ahab-like dedication to terrorising britain's poor

DG, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

xp to stet- Hunt is also anti-stem cell research apparently.

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

DG, it's JEREMY FUCKING HUNT.

see inlaycard for details (suzy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

BURN THESE PEOPLE AND THROW ACID ON THEIR SMOULDERING CORPSES.

see inlaycard for details (suzy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:45 (eleven years ago) link

WTF? Seriously? Jeremy Hunt? Has Cameron gone mad?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:46 (eleven years ago) link

PRO-HOMEOPATHY?

in addition to BEING JEREMY HUNT?

lex pretend, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

WHATTTT

lex pretend, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

Perhaps the PM knows something we don't and there's going to be a massive national disaster in 2016 that he doesn't want to be in power for.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

I can't actually fathom this at all. Surely there's some boring Tory drone type they could have put in the role?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:51 (eleven years ago) link

They were looking for someone to make Lansley look... ept (or whatever the opposite of inept is) so that people will be begging to have him back in another 6 months?

my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link

Andrew Lansley will now be free to join Wifey Lansley on the boards of however many private healthcare companies he can manage.

David Laws and Jeremy Hunt are basically criminals; guess crime DOES pay if you're a shiteing Tory arsehole.

see inlaycard for details (suzy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

(even if indirectly -- the way that with the current GCSE marking scandal it's understood that the exam boards changed their marking system mid-year in order to appease Gove's department of education and their demands for stricter gcse grades)

I think there was an underlying government policy of shifting away from coursework and towards "controlled assessment" which had a huge impact here but the grade boundaries were changed mid-year largely because the exam boards realised they were wrong when they had a larger cohort to analyse, rather than implicit pressure from Gove.

The point about ATOS increasing their level of cynicism in line with government attitudes is correct though, i think.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

Leaving all questions of morality or integrity aside this is just fucking dumb. Health is one the department people care deeply about above all others, why on earth give it to your resident Cabinet liability?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

Worth remembering too that the new Justice Secretary Chris Grayling doesn't believe in gay equality:
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/politics/2012/09/dont-forget-graylings-comments-gay-couples

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

@TwopTwips FOLLOW the PM’s lead and have an effective family reshuffle by promoting your 3 year old to ‘Dad’ and letting him drive.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:58 (eleven years ago) link

DG, it's JEREMY FUCKING HUNT.

the work assessments are an entirely dwp affair, grayling was smith's underling, hunt won't have anything to do with it bar closing all the hospitals etc

agreed abt the fire/acid thing

DG, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 10:58 (eleven years ago) link

Hunt is also anti-choice and wants to limit the 'abortion window' if poss. CUNT.

see inlaycard for details (suzy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

The point about ATOS increasing their level of cynicism in line with government attitudes is correct though, i think.

no the cruelty and cynicism has been consistent, i don't think labour should be given any slack here

DG, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

DWP's own stats say over a million people were assessed by ATOS in the period Oct 2008-Aug 2010 ( http://fullfact.org/factchecks/ATOS_ESA_assessments_overturned-3135 ) so either there's a fuckload more people now or it's just getting publicity and traction now.

For what it's worth, in my last job I had to use ATOS three times to ascertain fitness for work. (They're mandated pan-government to assess likelihood of long term sick employees ever returning for work, and what reasonable adjustments might need to be made in the workplace.) In the way they were used by my department - NB this may or may not use the DWP questionnaire as a basis, I don't know - I had to specify exactly what questions I wanted asked and they stuck pretty rigidly to what I wanted asked. In one of the cases their role was very useful; the employee worked with them to build a return to work plan, which coincided with (after 3 years and 4 GPs) a formal diagnosis for what was wrong with them. In the other two cases they didn't really help, but I can't go into those individuals for legal reasons.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:07 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure ATOS are as cunty as ever, but they have to be cunty in higher volume now.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:12 (eleven years ago) link

the scheme's just had time to develop, it's the same scheme to vet the long term sick that james purnell (iirc) got rolling

DG, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:16 (eleven years ago) link

James Purnell would have fitted comfortably into this government- in fact, I'm slightly surprised he has not joined it in some capacity.

Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

Probably prefers to be earning real money.

Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

Leaving all questions of morality or integrity aside this is just fucking dumb. Health is one the department people care deeply about above all others, why on earth give it to your resident Cabinet liability?

is there any sense in which this is putting someone in the job who's a lightning rod for public hate? They do the dirty work, and to a certain (not very great) extent Cameron is protected.

I don't see how it would really work like that, but it's the only thing I can think of.

i don't suppose that, if one is assessed as "fit to work" because you can raise your hand or whatever, you then get support finding a job that fits your disability AND your skillset. or are you just left to find whatever yourself

http://topnews.us/images/Andrew-Lansley111_0.jpg

Fizzles, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

Ladies, this man has your best interests at heart, anti-choice and pro pseudo-science:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/9/4/1346755838531/Jeremy-Hunt-arrives-at-Do-008.jpg

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

meanwhile, over at the heroic anti-imperialists

http://kate4manchester.org/?p=114

DG, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

replacement grayling: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Hoban

DG, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

the telegraph is on something ripe. Now reckons Hunt could succeed Cameron http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9520720/Jeremy-Hunt-promoted-despite-lingering-uncertainty-over-Leveson-verdict.html

stet, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

agreed abt the fire/acid thing

― DG, Tuesday, September 4, 2012 11:58 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^

Ladies, this man has your best interests at heart, anti-choice and pro pseudo-science:

voted aye for twelve-week abortion limits, hey ladies

very sexual album (schlump), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

i know it's kind of a lolsome issue but is there any talk on the squatting-now-a-crime thing on ilx yet

thomp, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

i find myself getting very irritated at the statement "No longer will there be so-called 'squatters rights'", but i don't know if that's mainly a literalism issue on my part

thomp, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

Irritating Tory Moves are legion and I feel as though I am playing whack-a-mole with each in turn.

ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

BE GRATEFUL

http://twitter.com/KirstieMAllsopp/status/243070064419549184

DG, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

homeopathy is already available on the NHS, isn't it? obv hunt is awful and demonstrably corrupt and will do a terrible job, but of all the things you could complain about, his support for an nhs policy introduced by under labour, and that has survived god knows how many health secretaries seems weird.

caek, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link

indicative of him being a know-nothing IMO. Lansley was disastrous, but it's not as if he was uninformed about health policy.

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

MPs by definition are usually pretty uninformed, you could argue it's part of their function within the democracy

Une ville musulmane dans la Chine du Nord sous les Mongols (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

Hunt seems to fulfil that function particularly well, then.

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck this colossal gaping arsehole forever:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19569072

92%. NINETY TWO PERCENT WRONG. And still he won't admit he was talking bullshit.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 September 2012 09:16 (eleven years ago) link

Meanwhile, how good of Kate Middleton to bury bad news with her topless shots. The BBC consider it more important news than the stripping of British workers' rights.

Vince Cable can go walk off the end of Brighton Pier as far as I'm concerned.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 14 September 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link

"we've got some bad news needs burying, any chance of whapping them out for the tabloids?"

hmmmm

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 September 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9547072/Support-for-benefit-system-at-lowest-level-for-three-decades.html

Torygraph yes but still most depressing read this morning

stet, Monday, 17 September 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link

glad the olympics changed britain forever and made everyone nice

DG, Monday, 17 September 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link

on bleak days i am in favour of totally scrapping the welfare state on the basis that i won't have to listen to morons whine about it any more

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

actually tbf on bleak days i am in favour of taking off and nuking the planet from orbit

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

EBacc? sounds like a fucking intestinal infection

DG, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

RT @AZEALIABANKS Just met Samantha Cameron... She told me she loves 212...... *mind blown*

lex pretend, Monday, 17 September 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

"Looks like that cunt went to Eton..."

ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Monday, 17 September 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

haha!

Mountain Excitement (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 17 September 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

A+

jed_, Monday, 17 September 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

The UK Border Agency has disclosed that it is working on plans for fast-track passport lanes for rich travellers at Heathrow and other British airports so they can avoid any repeat of the two-hour queues seen this year.

Brian Moore, the departing head of the UK Border Force, told MPs that "high value" people who were considered valuable passengers by the airlines or valuable to the British economy would be given priority treatment at immigration control under the plans.

Keith Vaz, the committee chair, pressed Moore as to whether it meant the super-rich would have a fast track into Britain. Moore said it would cover people who were "valuable to the economy and were valued by the airlines". He said the move was intended to demonstrate that Britain was "open for business".

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

AFAIK this already happens in some form with FastTrack unless they got rid of it.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/ianmcowie/100020160/is-mitt-romney-right-to-question-representation-without-taxation/

The post is right-wing fucknuttery enough, the comments (especially when sorted by rating) are actually depressing. Allowing the vote to people who don't pay income tax = literal slavery for taxpayers, apparently.

stet, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not even going to read that. Considering I lived in the US for 18 years, paid tax the whole time and was never allowed to vote, they can STFU about that shit.

Sexy Data Scientist (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:15 (eleven years ago) link

"I had better emphasise straightaway that I am not suggesting a return to property-based eligibility; although that system worked quite well when Parliament administered not just Britain but most of the world."

....

insert witticism here (hypehat), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:21 (eleven years ago) link

Frankly amazed that dude can operate electrical machinery.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

Plenty of rich people don't pay any tax and they expect both votes and influence, just for breathing. And I pay UK tax in all manner of ways so where is my fucking ballot? Eh? Eh? Disenfranchisement trolling is *the* down-side of raising the annual personal allowance so that many of the working poor pay no income tax: after a while, some bright spark of a wingnut suggests they aren't contributing enough to merit the respect due Real Citizens.

IN OTHER NEWS apparently David Cameron appears on David Letterman tomorrow evening. BOAK.

ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:23 (eleven years ago) link

Ian Cowie was named Consumer Affairs Journalist of the Year in the London Press Club Awards 2012. He has been head of personal finance at Telegraph Media Group since 2008, having been personal finance editor since 1989. He joined the paper in 1986. He is @iancowie on Twitter.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

19 years for one promotion

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

It's infuriating that the LibDem conference still seems to regard Clegg taking the party into government as some sort of achievement rather than the result of both main parties being sufficiently unpopular. Literally any LibDem leader could have managed that.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

Nick Clegg proposes to make it even harder for people from low income families to get on the housing ladder by making it easier for the middle classes to pay for their kids' deposits out of their pension funds, thereby continuing to prop up house prices.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:26 (eleven years ago) link

There's quite a lot to unpack in that - apparently the reviled 'granny tax' in the last Budget was a LibDem creation as well. I suppose what Clegg is getting at is some kind of generational redistribution from the baby boomers downwards. But it's a political kryptonite regardless of the rights and wrongs.

Less bothered about low income or middle class families "getting on the housing ladder" as I am about them having decent and affordable rented accommodation, of which there's an acute shortage right now, especially at the cheaper end of the spectrum.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:33 (eleven years ago) link

That's OK, they're planning on increasing rents to pay for cheaper rented housing...

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:43 (eleven years ago) link

perhaps if there were some kind of system where local authorities provided decent quality rent-controlled accommodation for people on low incomes oh hang on

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:51 (eleven years ago) link

The Queen lobbied the then home secretary to secure the arrest of Abu Hamza al-Masri, the radical Islamist cleric who faces imminent extradition to the US, the BBC's security correspondent has said.

Frank Gardner said the monarch personally told him she was aghast that Abu Hamza could not be arrested during the period when he regularly aired vehemently anti-British views as imam of Finsbury Park mosque in north London.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link

gawd bless you ma'am for your unconstitutional intervention in the judicial process.

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 11:26 (eleven years ago) link

can't wait for the queen gawd bless er to sort out londonistan for good

lol xp

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link

BBC apology to Queen over Abu Hamza disclosure
Breaking news

The BBC has apologised for revealing that the Queen raised concerns with ministers about the activities of the radical cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri.

The apology comes after security correspondent Frank Gardner told BBC Radio 4 details of a private conversation he had with the Queen.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

'sorry for disclosing something of material importance to anybody vaguely interested in the constitutional process'

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

"sorry we revealed you interfering with BBC impartiality through the medium of revealing you interfering with the judicial process"

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

ver queen of h'england, wot a ledge

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

this fuckin' country

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link

"you can say what you like about the queen but she only ever shivved her own. or ethnics."

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-councillor-david-stephenson-sacked-over-dead-manchester-pcs-joke-8175322.html

assume they've decided to privatise the police force at this stage

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

letterman vs beluga head was critically dull

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

Poor David

http://i.imgur.com/iDsoW.jpg

Alba, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 10:26 (eleven years ago) link

so psyched that the ex-Labour party is looking for guidance to its spiritual leader, Disraeli.

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

Don't think that actually means much outside a convenient slogan. People like Cruddas are even talking about reclaiming 'Big Society', apparently not realising why Cameron never mentions it any more.

Obviously they're largely right-wing twats anyway at this point but this is more of a rhetorical landgrab, I think.

Talking about an EU referendum is the sort of thing that will get them thoroughly clowned later down the line, though.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 10:46 (eleven years ago) link

it's a soundbite, yes. the stated aim of reaching out to all voters and uniting the nation is pretty clear indication that the pursuit of the couple of hundred thousand middle class voters who can actually swing an election is still the party's core "value" tho

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

the sheer gall of pretending that there's a common ground between individuals and companies that seek to maximise their profit at any cost, the idiot running dogs that support them, and um, everybody else is the sort of shite i'd expect from a Macmillanite too

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 10:51 (eleven years ago) link

"the NHS is not like the gas, electricity and water industries"

yeah because their privatisation has worked out really well, which you appear to be tacitly approving you ridiculous douche

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

saw Eddie Izzard briefly on Channel 4 news last night, hope he gets hit by something large and fast, soon

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

presumably every other former celeb Lib Dem will be finding themselves right at home with Miliband's shitshower too

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

Eddie Izzard's been a Labour True Believer forever hasn't he?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

nah, he was shilling the LDs at the last election at least, he believes that all extremism is bad, mmmmkay?

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 10:59 (eleven years ago) link

"most people are centre left or centre right", he said, presumably unaware that the currency's been devalued to the point where being "centre left" in 2012 puts you somewhere on a level with Ken Clarke

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, i don't even know why i'm rambling any more, fuck this party, fuck this country, fuck this planet, peace out

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link

xxp are you sure? If he was stanning for the LDs then he had a very subtle way of doing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1YtLMrPTD0&hd=1

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

i stand corrected. he's still a wanker.

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

at the labour conference, i witnessed tom watson and jack straw's son doing a karaoke duet to the kaiser chiefs

never voting labour again

lex pretend, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

(not, sadly, "i predict a riot")

lex pretend, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

'I predict a riot'?

lol xpost

AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

i sounded grumpier than i am. i'm just done with caring about this stuff. i feel like uk politics has reached an endgame that's gonna remain more or less grimly unchanged until the sea rises enough or the food runs out enough and if that's what people are happy with then ok, good day to you ladies and gentlemen.

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty sure I've said this before but I'm pretty sure that politicians still cling to the idea of a "centre ground" (which has failed and very very nearly fell out below everyone's feet) because the bailout of the banks insulated many people from it, or at least massively slowed down the pain. So many people don't even realise the extent to which it's actually failed. Until that happens we're probably still stuck in this same holding pattern.

Also lack of imagination, lack of political courage, etc etc.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

Cripplingly dull conference speech by Osborne, including Godwin's law-style mention of the Ps of E: http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/politics/2012/10/george-osbornes-speech-conservative-conference-full-text

"We will finish the job we have started."

Oh please don't

Get wolves (DL), Monday, 8 October 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

What jobs that then? Ensuring that benefit claimants kill themselves in record numbers?

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Monday, 8 October 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

But just as we should never balance the budget on the backs of the poor;

So it's an economic delusion to think you can balance it only on the wallets of the rich.

T/S broken back vs. broken wallet... either way, it's Broken Britain folks!

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Monday, 8 October 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

Headline on front of last night's Standard: "WORKERS URGED TO GIVE UP RIGHTS." Never in my worst nightmares did I dream, etc. How the fuck did we get to this, allow this to happen?

They must think people are complete idiots. If the idea is that your employer is struggling to the extent that it can't afford basic employment rights, then why on earth would any sane person give up those rights for shares in it?

Obviously it won't be voluntary and some firms will probably hire entire workforces on that basis. Assuming this can clear every obstacle and legal objection on the way which I find unlikely.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:00 (eleven years ago) link

How the fuck did we get to this, allow this to happen?

Ask Nick Clegg

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:03 (eleven years ago) link

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPELE JUST ALAJRLKJ ARL;KJKLA;WEJR LNMAWEL;RKJ LAKSDJR OPENING UP ANY SOURCE OF NEWS AT ALL IS AN IMPOSSIBLE SOURCE OF RAGE AT THE MOMENT PLEASE CAN I JUST BE PUT TO SLEEP FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS OR POSSIBLY FOREVER IF THEY WIN THE NEXT ELECTION TOO.

Sorry I wish I had something more coherent to say any more, but just AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH.

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:03 (eleven years ago) link

Boris is cute, though!

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:04 (eleven years ago) link

i am currently at the tory conference. woke up this morning, blearily saw this headline, assumed i must have misread, straight into breakfast meeting where i heard dude from the CSJ waxing lyrical about this fucking policy! only barely a paraphrase: "why are we so worried about the ~perfect job~ when all young people want is any sort of job at all?"

so glad i was sitting next to a lady from unicef who was as outraged by it all as i was (she kept her cool admirably when fraser nelson told her off for linking child poverty to the cuts)

btw this is my 4th tory conference and the level of sheer...unpleasantness and smugness is way way above any previous one i've been to. was trapped in boiling room with daniel hannan yelling endlessly about europe for 1.5 hrs yesterday ;_;

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:08 (eleven years ago) link

uproarious tory laughter is one of the most unpleasant sounds known to men

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:09 (eleven years ago) link

I note they've taken this moment to pander to the Daily Mail and say its now basically okay to shoot whoever you want on your land.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:10 (eleven years ago) link

i am currently at the tory conference

My thoughts are with you at this dreadful time

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:11 (eleven years ago) link

In other news the Scottish Labour Party are proposing to:

Abolish free care for the elderly
Abolish free travel for the elderly
Abolish free prescriptions
Introduce top-up education fees
Withdraw any Council Tax freezes in place
Significantly reduce the number of apprenticeships available

because Scotland cannot be "the only something for nothing country in the world."

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:14 (eleven years ago) link

fraser nelson told her off for linking child poverty to the cuts

She should have told him of for his stupid made-up accent

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:18 (eleven years ago) link

Well, that's any move back to Scotland scuppered. Also any possibility of my ever voting Labour again.

Boris is cute, though!

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST IS THAT ALL THAT MATTERS TO YOU FUCKING RETARDED PEOPLE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE MANKIND, EVOLVE AND EVOLVE NOW!!!!!

Sorry, I am aware that there was probably a huge amount of irony in that post but you know, had to let it out somehow because that's exactly the basis that dumbass British people will use for voting next time. See also USA where apparently getting bin Laden and reducing unemployment to 7.8% don't count for as much as having "killer one-liners."

It's like, in 2015, why even bother with policies or manifestos? Why not just line the leaders up on a catwalk with signs around their neck and people can vote for them on the basis of how "fit" they are?

She should have told him of for his stupid made-up accent

i keep wondering what his accent IS/is meant to be, some kind of strangulated transatlantic-with-hint-of-scottish thing?

lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:20 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's a "right wing tosser and therefore ashamed to come from the only something for nothing country in the world" accent

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:22 (eleven years ago) link

Michael Gove Syndrome, then. I apologise for not having done something about Mr Gove when I had the chance.

.. and, by the way, if anyone would know about getting something for nothing it would be the Scottish Labout Party, they've been getting votes for years and doing sweet FA in return

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link

(xp) Then there's Norman Lamont who's too ashamed to even pronounce his own name properly!

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

"In Politics" by Norman Lamont; sexy book (if your idea of "sexy" is endless balance sheets and minutes of meetings).

I note they've taken this moment to pander to the Daily Mail and say its now basically okay to shoot whoever you want on your land.

tory guy on r4 this morning used the phrase "grossly disproportionate" about 12 billion times, discussing this nonsensical plank, and saying the law should ensure the courts don't get involved (um?).

Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:33 (eleven years ago) link

So basically it's the Magnum Force argument of shooting your neighbour because his dog peed on your lawn. Given that was dialogue spoken by Clint "Like Chair, Like Brain" Eastwood, that shows how far this nuttiness has gone.

they do seem to be cadging from the republican playbook at the moment - can only imagine this limit-abortions-to-12-weeks garbage is an attempt to shore up some kind of religious fundamentalist support/a chance to engage in some "morality"-fuelled slut-shaming and general misogyny.

Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link

Eerily prophetic Guardian thinkpiece from 2010 about the Tories and the fundamentalist Right: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/andrewbrown/2010/may/10/evangelical-religion-tory-conservatives

"If I'm a mop then you are a broom, a broom that is cleaning up the mess left by the Labour government and a fantastic job you are doing.

"And I thank you and I congratulate you and your colleagues George Osborne the dustpan, Michael Gove the J-cloth, William Hague the sponge."

^Boris, obv.

Jeff W, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

Fucking twat, obv.

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

What's the phrase again? Oh yeah, "My God, it's full of shit".

Work hard. Family comes first. But put back in to the community too. There is nothing complicated about me. I believe in working hard, caring for my family and serving my country. And there is nothing complicated about what we need today.
This is still the greatest country on earth. We showed that again this summer. 22nd in world population. 3rd in the medals table.
But it’s tough. These are difficult times. We’re being tested.

fish frosch (seandalai), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:40 (eleven years ago) link

I believe in working hard, caring for my family and serving my country.

whatever he's for, i'm against it

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

I believe in looking like I'm a and c in order to b.

I am the one and (onimo), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

"There is only one real route out of poverty and it is work."

needs a little shortening, but has real potential to work as a slogan on the iron gates of jobcentres imo.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link

22nd in world population. 3rd in the medals table.

He stopped short of "One world cup, two world wars" then

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

the olympics in a nutshell, we spent a fucking bajillion quid on this sporting village fair so we could use it to get re-elected.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

"Britain may not be in the future what it has been in the past”

Here's hoping!

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

Full quote:

"Unless we act, unless we take difficult, painful decisions, unless we show determination and imagination, Britain may not be in the future what it has been in the past”

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

"There is only one real route out of poverty and it is work."

just ask one of the millions of playboy pensioners currently sunning themselves in the Caribbean after 50 years of employment

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

'We're being tested'! Fuck me. That and the 'rules' stuff he always goes on about - 'we're after people who don't play by the rules'. I'm sure it's a deliberate part of the rhetoric to emphasise the concept of debt/pain/hard work/misery is ok, but it's weirdly millennial. If we go through enough suffering we'll be rewarded by the ultimate authority. There's a bullshit extraordinarily trite moral narrative that goes like that, but it bears no resemblance to history or more importantly to how a country looks after the people who live in it: suffering and misery are suffering and misery, not pathways to glory, other than for the entitled cunts who have an interest in preserving things that way. I know everyone knows this, but even so, FUCK.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

particular highlights of tory conference:

- andrew lilico calling 75% of govt spending merely "nice-to-have" luxuries; his examples were opera, the olympics and helping the poor
- kwasi kwarteng declaring that the last 50 years have been a disaster for britain and we need to return to, basically, the 19th century
- hatchet-faced businesswoman delegate who ferociously interrogated a fringe panel with the question on everyone's lips: "in INDIA they NEVER talk about work-life balance. IS IT A MYTH????" (even this particular panel of MPs drew back a bit)
- dominic raab blethering on about the decline of the western work ethic, made me want to do nothing for the rest of my life but slob around in a dressing gown staring vacantly out of the window
- overhearing two guys behind me comparing notes on how the gates in their respective gated developments worked

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

not that labour conference was particularly inspiring, it was just less actively hateful

lib dem conference seemed even more irrelevant than ever if that was even possible

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

perfect representation of UK politics in 2012 then

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah and a friend of mine was at a fringe where a tory mp welcomed localism because it would mean housebuilders wouldn't need to build more affordable housing

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

Who do you cover this for, lex?

stet, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

Jesus Christ, this article:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/oct/10/conservative-conference-return-nasty-party

Afterwards, I speak to a very tall, incredibly gentle elderly man from London, and ask why he thinks Cameron is so determined to force this unpopular policy on his party. "I really don't know," he ponders softly, bemused. "But the Tory party is obsessed with trying to be modern. It goes in a sort of sequence: to start off, you mustn't be prejudiced against BME [black and minority ethnic] people. Then women. Then it leads to the homosexuals. But you can't help being BME or a woman. Whether or not you can help being born with a homosexual orientation I don't know, but it is possible to refrain from practising. To be honest, I'm more or less bisexual myself. I find women attractive but men easier to get on with. I've never married. But I abstain. It is possible, you know."

Stay strong, lex!

fish frosch (seandalai), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

maybe thanks to lex and other twitterers i'm more aware of this tory conference than i have been in the past, but it seems, amazingly, magnitudes more repulsive than it usually is. am i wrong in seeing it like that?

Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

It's p much always been staring into the abyss as I recall.

stet, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link

‘When I used to push my son Ivan around in his wheelchair, I always thought that some people saw the wheelchair, not the boy.’
‘I think today more people would see the boy and not the wheelchair – and that’s because we have decided to cut the wheelchair budget!" (applause)

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

maybe thanks to lex and other twitterers i'm more aware of this tory conference than i have been in the past, but it seems, amazingly, magnitudes more repulsive than it usually is. am i wrong in seeing it like that?

no, i got that impression too, and a few people i talked to at the conference felt the same way. definitely less...holding back. stuff that would've have been vague dogwhistles in the past, people just came right out and said. i think i was at a couple of the same events as aitkenhead - the adam smith institute one was endlessly hellish not least cuz it was so packed and overheated, plus daniel hannan remains possibly the most viscerally loathsome tory mp of them all - but the britannia unchained stuff was kinda more terrifying because it's clearly being pushed by the rising stars of the party (kwasi kwarteng was easily the most basically stupid mp i encountered over all three conferences (there's a lot of competition)). i would say that the tories are becoming more racially diverse every year i go though, their efforts to reach out to the asian community in particular seem to be paying off.

(i covered it for a company i used to work full-time for, for private clients, so not really with my journalist hat on)

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 October 2012 07:51 (eleven years ago) link

I read the Aitkenhead piece - interesting that the conference is ostensibly viewing Boris as their sort of Tony Benn mascot figure, i.e. God bless him but we don't want him leading. At least, that's what they say now but I've no idea whether that's what they're inwardly thinking.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 09:10 (eleven years ago) link

Indian Tories in particular have been a big thing since forever.

Pretty sure the lack of holding back is symptomatic of Cameron's waning authority over his party.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 October 2012 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

the impatience of being almost but not quite in power. give them a workable 50-plus majority in parliament and these fringe nutters will be allowed out to play on big telly

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 October 2012 09:41 (eleven years ago) link

dominic raab blethering on about the decline of the western work ethic, made me want to do nothing for the rest of my life but slob around in a dressing gown staring vacantly out of the window

Indeed, fuck "working hard", Cameron's never done it so why should the rest of us.

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link

The very idea of Cameron imploring anyone else to work hard is hilarious

Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 09:51 (eleven years ago) link

the impatience of being almost but not quite in power. give them a workable 50-plus majority in parliament and these fringe nutters will be allowed out to play on big telly

Basically they think that if Cameron had just let them off the leash and allowed them to be as vocally right-wing as they wanted then they'd have won the election outright and there'd be no need to fanny around with the LibDems. I mean it's idiotic but there you go.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 October 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

I get the idea that with tory conferences i've paid attention to they weren't in power or weren't sure of their power, so they held back a bit on their obnoxious toryness knowing that people will hate them for their actual bullshit. now moreso than ever tho they have their time in the sun, they've had bigger cockups than some noname mp saying stupid shit to the side of a boris speech and they can just blurt out what they've wanted to say for the past 15 years

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 11 October 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, what's the point of winning if you can't take off your mask and cackle madly?

fish frosch (seandalai), Thursday, 11 October 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

They also know they're preaching to the converted, in this instance.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 October 2012 10:14 (eleven years ago) link

yes, I guess I'm basically comparing this to the last time they were in power. The Thatcher conferences had some serious headslappers.

Opposition conferences are generally a bit more reined in, unless the party's imploding a la 80s Labour

stet, Thursday, 11 October 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

kinda wish we'd import clint eastwood moments tho

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 11 October 2012 10:27 (eleven years ago) link

what, cameron talking to an empty chair?

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 11 October 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

Or, as we call him, Boris.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Thursday, 11 October 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

More like an overstuffed recliner.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 11 October 2012 11:35 (eleven years ago) link

Despite the change of government following the May 2010 General Election. it was reported in August 2010 that Milburn had been offered a role in the Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition as 'social mobility tsar'.[10]

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

social mobility tsar

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

haha

a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

"democracy fuhrer"

a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

Disappointed lines of coke are out of shot.

Bananaman Begins, Friday, 19 October 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

is £160 a special upgrade price for ppl who bought the wrong ticket or does that + standard price (has be £40/£50ish at least right?) = the actual price for a fucking train tikcet from cheshire to london?

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 19 October 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

yes special on-the-train-fuck-you price

stet, Friday, 19 October 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

his aide there looks more like a lib dem apparatchik than a proper foxblood and claret sodden tory imo

they seem to be having a fun time together anyway

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

double checked this but it's £70 off peak single, £140 anytime, £189 first class. not sure where the £160 comes from, mb he booked in advance

ogmor, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

£49 to fly

ogmor, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

Aaaaaaaaand Andrew Mitchell has resigned.

ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

terrible management from dcam

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

the whole 'oh firing him straightaway would call his judgment in appointing him into question' was stupid, the police fed / tabs were going to make this run and run

a small amount of derision for appointing a slightly too unpleasant & obnoxious chief whip but a missed chance for the eton crowd to reaffirm symbolic fealty to the shire tory rank and file

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

felt-tip pen for sincerity

https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/259346331263463424/photo/1/large

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 19 October 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

As he disembarked at London's Euston station and found himself greeted by a small posse of reporters and photographers, Osborne smiled grimly and declined to answer questions fired at him by journalists and Labour party and student activists.

Asked if reports suggesting he had bought a standard-class ticket but had sat in first class were correct, he replied: "I'm sure it will be, um … "

George Osborne and his aide on the train. Photograph: ITV/Granada
The chancellor appeared increasingly awkward as his minders and members of Network Rail staff ushered him through a security gate and in the direction of a government car.

Osborne found himself at the centre of a Twitter storm after his apparently innocuous arrival on the 15.11 from Wilmslow was spotted by an ITV journalist also on board. Rachel Townsend posted reports on Twitter that, despite having a standard ticket, the chancellor had gone directly to sit in a first-class carriage.

There is nothing I don't love about this.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/oct/19/george-osborne-inspector-train-ticket

gyac, Friday, 19 October 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

"The guard went on gathering tickets and later told me Osborne had agreed to cough up the £160."

"cough up the £160" presumably = "add £160 to expenses claim"

oh shawx (onimo), Saturday, 20 October 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

Which begs the question, why he didn't pay up immediately without fuss?

mmmm, Saturday, 20 October 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

something something entitlement something plebs something place something

I'm sure he had nothing at all to do with ticket purchasing and just went to where he'd expect to sit. I think there's every chance someone's taken a bollocking for buying pleb class in the first place.

oh shawx (onimo), Saturday, 20 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

daily mail laying hard into osborne, mitchell and some other loser today. did they ever shiv thatch like this BITD?

Chief Queef (stevie), Sunday, 21 October 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

Don't think so. Her cabinet, maybe, but not her.

Alba, Sunday, 21 October 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

In 2010 Osborne issued new rules that any dept with staff travelling First would have their budgets docked unless they could show exceptional circumstances

stet, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

innit marvelous

Chief Queef (stevie), Sunday, 21 October 2012 09:21 (eleven years ago) link

It's nice that Osborne's actions so perfectly encapsulate the way he treats the country as a whole.

Suppose the thing with this lot is blend of casual arrogance with incompetence which I don't really remember with Thatcher's lot in quite the same way. This sense that they don't really give a shit how it looks even to their own voters.

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

Oh hang on it's Tebbit himself sticking the knife in.

*michaeljacksonpopcorn.gif*

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

Suppose the thing with this lot is blend of casual arrogance with incompetence which I don't really remember with Thatcher's lot in quite the same way

Oh no, it's pretty much exactly the same it's just that, post-Falklands, Thatcher herself went into full Iron Lady/ She Who Must Be Obeyed mode and became less of a Prime Minister and more of a Generalissimo. Noticing the reactions here, from... uh... our younger contributors, on the Tory Party conference, along the lines of "Were they always this bad?", the answer is YES. Why do you think us old farts hate them so much?

Ernest Metalchats (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

Tom - we know they were always this bad, if not worse, but did they couple it with being this... inept?

Matt DC, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

They were always this inept - 'back to basics' springs to mind - but with 24/7 world communication it's easier to notice. Nice side-effect of being THAT self-centred. What, oh what, will be next?

ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:30 (eleven years ago) link

They remain, (funda)mentally, the party of Kicking Michael Foot's Stick Away.

Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

he was the chancellor without a ticket to ride. This week he hopes to be able to say that after a hard day's night fixing a hole in the budget deficit, things are finally getting better.

oh larry

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

^^^I guess the UK needed its own dennis perrin

"pulling a Jaz" (stevie), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

he was the chancellor who said we can work it out but it seems that the economy is being run for the benefit of mr kite

Mountain Excitement (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

If you ever want to hone your hatred to a stiletto sharp point, watch this

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

OH MY GOD

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/im-a-celebrity-2012-nadine-dorries-1419022

DYING OF LAUGHTER AND ANTICIPATION

lex pretend, Monday, 5 November 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

i'm nadine dorries get me out of here

absurdly pro-D (schlump), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

it's almost as if parliamentary democracy was a game show

movember spawned a nobster (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

No results found for "noncervative party"

Albert Crampus (NickB), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Is this the late Cyril Smith or someone else? Cover-up allegations would be huge.

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

Cyril Smith was Liberal so unlikely to be him.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

So he was!

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

Twitter claims to have the answer or at least a consensus.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

Dorries is officially suspended. Wonder if she will come back as UKIP.

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

She's off to New York I thought

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry, that's Louise mensch who dorries criticized for not taking her duties as an MP seriously

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

who does twitter (and obv not ilx) say it was?

"It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

Twitter basically incredulous at how inquiry into Welsh care homes run by William Hague (current Defence Secretary, former party leader, famous Tory child prodigy) failed to return anything like answers for the victims of abuse there.

ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://trekweb.com/images/stories/4c9b391ae5bf6-1.jpg

nate woolls, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

Is this the late Cyril Smith or someone else? Cover-up allegations would be huge.

― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:15 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cyril Smith was Liberal so unlikely to be him.

― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:22 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So he was!

― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:25 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, well http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/nov/13/cyril-smith-accused-abusing-boys

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

won't believe this until Newsnight runs it

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

on the other hand i find it quite a relief that every child abuser in the country appears to be dead

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

and can't sue for libel.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

i don't understand the sequence of events with last week's newsnight story at all

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

Private Eye had been mentioning that recently. The allegations were made in the seventies and didn't lead to a conviction but also didn't lead to him taking legal action against those repeating them. Xp

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

oh okay --

But the profoundly embarrassing truth was that the story was false. Not only was it a fairly straightforward case of mistaken identity, but this fact had been known about by journalists for more than 15 years. Messham's claims, however well-intentioned, had been examined and rejected by the official Waterhouse inquiry in 1997. Simple checking would have revealed this.

McAlpine's cousin, Jimmie McAlpine, a prominent local businessman, was the one originally named by Wrexham inmates as the object of rumours. There was no evidence of actual sexual abuse in any event. These rather devastating facts are explicitly recorded in transcripts of the Waterhouse inquiry.

most of the versions i've seen haven't bothered explaining some of this background, just 'newsnight said that there was a tory mp who had abused children, and people were naming that tory mp on the internet, and that tory mp was obviously exempt from suspicion'

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

this is more than a bit annoyingly-self-congratulatory-grauniad, but

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/nov/10/newsnight-mcalpine-scoop-rumour

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

has anyone looked up their possible local police chiefs? or actually going to vote?

"It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sure they're all fine people who'll do a great job

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

the statements on the website are the worst. oh hey you are the 'trustee' on a local boxing club or you were a teacher for a while and have an it degree and have no actual statements about policing? these people cant write a fucking decent cv let alone tell me why they should be a pcc

"It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

No, don't be daft (xxp). These elections are useful ammunition for union leaders if the Tories ever try to bring in some sort of legislation on percentage turnouts on votes on industrial action. Good work, Tories!

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

K3v C4rr0ll of the Ee Dee elL is standing for PCC of Bedfordshire, as the "Br1t1sh Fr33d0m P4rty". Aside from his other previous, he's currently bailed out on Conspiracy To Cause Public Nuisance charges as a result of the Ee Dee elL removal van/mosque attack fiasco in October.

(Paranoid googleproofing perhaps, but better to be safe)

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

lol at gove trolling teachers

NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

ugh newsnight still carrying a candle for bagshawe

NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

I have received 0 leaflets through the door about who's standing and after a few minutes of Googling have only found the name or any information about one of the candidates (maybe there is only one candidate), so, fuck casting a vote

^ voter apathy in the 21st century

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

This page is about one specific issue (where the candidate stands on privatising police services) but you'll probably get the measure of the candidates in your area from it (i.e. most of them don't have a clue what they're getting into):

https://secure.38degrees.org.uk/pages/police_commissioners_vote_tomorrow

Albert Crampus (NickB), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty much every candidate in Cambridgeshire claims to be against privatisation iirc (whether they're telling the truth is a different issue obv).

ILM Communication (seandalai), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

Ok Cambridge CON guy is evasive and sounds like an idiot: I am certainly not impressed with G4S and I have no business connections whatsoever with such organisations. My business has been involved in the food industry.

ILM Communication (seandalai), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

We got this clown:

It is my view that public services which depend on a 24hr 365 day unpredictable demand cycle are generally unsuited to privatisation

Albert Crampus (NickB), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks Nick! I now have a good idea who not to vote for, but still not much the wiser about some of the less obviously nutjobby/out-of-depth candidates. Prob won't vote but depends how many nightmares I have about the UKIP guy who wants guns for every officer tonight.

Several of the Thames Valley lot's first response to the privatisation question was "I have no business connections with these organisations" too. Not sure what to make of that.

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

got a choice between Prescott, several Tories of various shades, an ex police superintendent and some bloke who looks like he writes a lot of letters to his local newspaper. must set my alarm so i can get to the polling station nice and early.

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

fuck these are TODAY? i'm not at home right now but i'm 99% sure we haven't received polling cards...so i don't know how to vote, where to vote or who to vote for

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 November 2012 09:11 (eleven years ago) link

oh never mind

There are no elections here
There are no elections for police and crime commissioners taking place in the area you have specified. The London Mayor is the police and crime commissioner for London. The Mayoral elections that were held earlier this year determined the police and crime commissioner for the London area.

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Thursday, 15 November 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link

I thought we had it bad with our motley selection of string-'em-up nutters and stealth Tories, but your PCC is BORIS

Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Thursday, 15 November 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, Thames Valley not only has a nutty UKIP candidate but also a stealth UKIP candidate (former Slough UKIP councillor running as an independent - dude has also run for councillor in a Labour hat and a Tory hat and seems to put himself up for any position going). Woo.

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 15 November 2012 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

Best Democracy in the World

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 November 2012 09:50 (eleven years ago) link

Strong policies for a better Britain.

Neil S, Thursday, 15 November 2012 11:16 (eleven years ago) link

Looks like they're AV as well. Hard enough to pick one competent candidate from this line-up, let alone two.

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol@ the Thames Valley candidate who lists her PRINCE2 qualification as a reason to vote for her.

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

But blimey, I'd rather cast a vote and get someone ineffectual than not vote at all and risk a nutter getting in.

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 15 November 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

I was sort of assuming that Other People would have enough sense not to vote for an obvious nutter (ha), but this stealth UKIP guy has me a bit worried as he has an inoffensive blurb and lists some vaguely relevant-looking experience from his lifetime of getting himself on every local political board going, which may attract some voters who would otherwise go "UKIP, hell no"

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 15 November 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

emil.y, did you vote in this yet? still no idea who I want to support in this thing

Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 15 November 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

lol@ the Thames Valley candidate who lists her PRINCE2 qualification as a reason to vote for her.

Expired PRINCE2 qualification.

studge_siren.gif (onimo), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

I would vote for her as the candidate whose name sounds most like an ILX display name.

http://www.policeelections.com/candidates/thames-valley/patience-tayo-awe/

studge_siren.gif (onimo), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

if i saw that as an ilx display name i think i'd assume 'inscrutable ilf joke', so yes.

as all of the candidates are mental or incompetent we should've got a few ilxors in the game, how could we lose?

fun facts about human waste (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

patience: taiwo awesome

NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

as i think i counselled r|t|c last season

NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

I think I'm going to spoil my ballot tbh, tell me what to write on it

Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 15 November 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

UR ALL GAY

Alba, Friday, 16 November 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

I know the results don't mean anything at all, but the LibDems are getting completely annihilated in the PCCs

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2012/nov/16/pcc-election-results-police-crime-commissioners

Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

Ended up voting for the Labour candidate last night btw. Went down at about 9.30 and I'm pretty sure I was the only person they'd seen for an hour, I was like a one-man last minute stampede.

Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-20358207

^video of them opening an empty ballot box. Turnout was 17%.

studge_siren.gif (onimo), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

Meanwhile UKIP beats LibDems in Corby

Corby by-election result

Andy Sawford (Lab) 17,267 (48.41%, +9.71%)
Christine Emmett (C) 9,476 (26.57%, -15.63%)
Margot Parker (UKIP) 5,108 (14.32%)
Jill Hope (LD) 1,770 (4.96%, -9.48%)

studge_siren.gif (onimo), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://pccspoil.tumblr.com/

^ tumblr of spoilt ballots. Sadly the funniest thing I saw on there is that the Surrey UKIP candidate is called Robert Shatwell

Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

Bah, we have a Tory PCC. May as well just have drawn some cocks for the spoilt ballot tumblr. (Not that I thought my first choice had any hope of getting through, or knew anything about him)

If you'd asked me a year ago if election candidates should stop sending reams of useless and annoying leaflets and the poll card should just have a little bit of text saying "Go to this website to read about the candidates" I might have said it sounded like an OK idea (apart from the people who don't have convenient internet access, of course), but in practice I didn't read that bit of the ballot card until I left to vote and just felt pissed off that I was supposed to vote without having received any information whatsoever.

If that is the new system, then some brightly-coloured leaflets the first time round to tell everyone that's how it works now wouldn't have gone amiss. Or maybe it was hoped that as few people as possible would bother to vote, in which case, job done.

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

h8 living in tory crim land

vote! (a hoy hoy), Friday, 16 November 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

Kevin Hurley, independent "Zero Tolerance" candidate, is elected on second count in Surrey.

At least he won't 'jack' your body...

dealt with crime and anti-social elements from walking the beat in London and Surrey to writing the National Policing Plan for Iraq.

Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

just looking at the Surrey result and the only person who Robert Shatwell managed to shat well on was gosh, who'd have guessed it, the poor old LibDem guy

Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

Tories lost their deposit in Manchester byelection, Lib Dems lost theirs in Corby. Hohoho.

all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

:)

conrad, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

Totally did not know that electing Sheriffs was Only an American Thing.

Theodora Celery, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/uk/freud-poor-should-take-more-risks-16241291.html

"We've got the circumstances now where... people who are poorer should be prepared to take the biggest risks - they've got least to lose.

"We have, through our welfare system, created a system which has made them reluctant to take risks so we need to turn that on its head and make the system predictable so that people will take those risks. I think we have a dreadful welfare system."

people think i'm joking or being some dumbass extremist when i say cunts like this need killing. i'm not.

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

the lower orders needs an enterprise culture

in nigeria, a young impoverished working class man is prepared to borrow £10,000,000 and offer nothing but his can-do spirit as security

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

what the shitting titting bastard fuck

and belfast telegraph? nothing against them lovely people i'm sure but this should be fucking drudgesiren newsflash in mile high skywriting across the country.

ledge, Friday, 23 November 2012 09:54 (eleven years ago) link

that quote isn't even in the guardian article.

ledge, Friday, 23 November 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link

gaping in horror

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Friday, 23 November 2012 10:09 (eleven years ago) link

He's referred to the disabled as 'stock' before, in the context of moving people from one benefits system to another.

rihanna, you will never learn (suzy), Friday, 23 November 2012 10:18 (eleven years ago) link

"We have, through our welfare system, created a system which has made them reluctant to take risks so we need to turn that on its head and make the system predictable so that people will take those risks.

"I think we have a dreadful welfare system."

He added: "You know, the incapacity benefits, the lone parents, the people who are self-employed for year after year and only earn hundreds of pounds or a few thousand pounds, the people waiting for their work ability assessment then not going to it - all kinds of areas where people are able to have a lifestyle off benefits and actually off conditionality."

Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 23 November 2012 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

I think you don't have to be the corpse to go to a funeral

Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 23 November 2012 10:25 (eleven years ago) link

Guys we shld be pretty careful before taking on an investment banker who sometimes gets shouted at

stet, Friday, 23 November 2012 10:29 (eleven years ago) link

Don't usually rate or link to Toynbee but this is important:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/22/2013-boom-year-bailiffs-slum-landlords

A lot of the standard Westminster gossip seems to suggest that Cameron tried to gently shuffle Ian Duncan Smith out of work and pensions last year but bottled actually forcing it, which suggests that Universal Credit is going to be a bigger clusterfuck than most people anticipate.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 November 2012 10:31 (eleven years ago) link

I mean we actually DO have a dreadful welfare system, it's overly complex and confusing to the people who actually have to rely on it, money isn't always going to the places where it's needed most, and the whole system appears to be geared towards catching people out as much as helping them. But there's no way I want any "solution" from this lot.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 November 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

there's no way I want as welfare minister a guy who thinks that someone right on the poverty line (where all you have left to lose is your home, health and life) has less to lose than the successful risk-taker who may be at risk of losing his second home or holiday villa if he takes another risk. I don't even want that sort of cunt in parliament, tbh

stet, Friday, 23 November 2012 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

I'm finding it harder and harder to muster feelings about this government more complex and subtle than just wishing slow painful and debilitating death upon them.

"Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said. (stevie), Friday, 23 November 2012 10:58 (eleven years ago) link

and stet otm

"Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said. (stevie), Friday, 23 November 2012 10:58 (eleven years ago) link

No one has less to lose than a corpse, I suppose.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 November 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

Vote Liberal Democrat.

Quite a few more corpses already as a result of these welfare reforms, and more to come... roll up, roll up undertakers!

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 23 November 2012 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

Tories lost their deposit in Manchester byelection, Lib Dems lost theirs in Corby. Hohoho.

Walking the walk on deficit reduction.

Bananaman Begins, Friday, 23 November 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

of course Matt is right, the welfare system is a shambles and it does plenty to create patronage, loss of self-esteem, dependency, lowered life expectations...it takes a tremendous price just for the chance to adopt a glam lifestyle of being stoned in front of a big telly watching Jeremy Kyle all day.

and of course none of this is going thru these inhuman vermins' heads every time they call for "reform".

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 November 2012 12:30 (eleven years ago) link

just in case anybody had any doubts about whether there was any way to deal with the ruling class other than total war

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 November 2012 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

there's no way I want as welfare minister a guy who thinks that someone right on the poverty line (where all you have left to lose is your home, health and life) has less to lose than the successful risk-taker who may be at risk of losing his second home or holiday villa if he takes another risk. I don't even want that sort of cunt in parliament, tbh
― stet, Friday, 23 November 2012 10:55 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

less to lose before dying - it's kind of true??

^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 23 November 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not sure what taking a risk actually means though. rob a bank?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 23 November 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

join the $1 satellite to WSOP?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 23 November 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

i'm just... the more i think about the mental morbius loops involved in this kind of thinking the more I worry about my blood pressure levels. What a fucking tapeworm of a man.

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 23 November 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

maybe he's a sincere Situationist and wants us all to escape the numbing tedium of Capitalism

only Brod can judge me (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 November 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

just realised I spelled Möbius wrong. #toomuchtimeonilx

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 23 November 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

You've let yourself down, you've let ILX down but, most importantly, you've let Michael Gove down

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

what the fuck does "take a risk" mean? honestly?

vote! (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 24 November 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

They want you to think it means "start a business" but what they actually mean is "move to a part of the country where there are more jobs in Asda and you're not taking up a house that could be rented to a middle class person for twice as much".

Matt DC, Saturday, 24 November 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

take a loan from wonga to finance a cialis pyramid scheme

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 24 November 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

sell equity in shed and invest it in a portfolio of charity shops in lancashire mill towns

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 24 November 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

move to haringey, befriend local deposed somali warlords, buy option to establish timeshare schemes in vibrant post-conflict mogadishu

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 24 November 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

use your benefits to buy new bootstraps to pull yourself up by

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 26 November 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

UKIP trolling heavily:

"Cameron is the major obstacle," [Farage] added. "If someone pragmatic, grown-up and sensible like Michael Gove was leader, then you might think we could sit round the table and have a proper discussion."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20490937

c sharp major, Monday, 26 November 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

the grown-up manchild who puts the 'gove' into government

all mimsy were the michael goves (ledge), Monday, 26 November 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Smith's large size, larger-than-life personality and popular television appearances made him one of the most recognisable British MPs of the 1970s. He is believed to have been the heaviest British MP ever: at 6'2" (188cm) he had a reported weight of 29 stone 12 pounds, about 190 kilograms.[21] His nickname, "Big Cyril", was also the title of his autobiography. A common joke on the size of the Parliamentary Liberal Party in the early 1970s was that only one taxi would be needed to transport the entire party; after Smith's election, the party could fill two taxis.[22]

Suffering from cancer[23] and weighing just 10 stone,[24] Smith died in his sleep in a Rochdale nursing home on 3 September 2010.[25]

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh rogues gallery in anti-Leveson diatribe:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20517798

Notable that lead signatory D Blunkett was a well-paid Murdoch employee.

Neil S, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 09:41 (eleven years ago) link

This Work Programme fiasco is almost funny, you've got more chance of getting a job if you're not on it! You couldn't make it up.

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

I heard the percentages yesterday. Work Programmes average 3.3% of unemployed getting back into jobs lasting 6 months or more, but their target is supposed to be *flatulent fanfare* 5.5%!

Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know, somehow you expect arrogant heartless cunts to be at least good at doing something, there to be some basis for the arrogance, but this bunch of clowns are useless

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

The 5.5% is not a target, that's the estimated percentage who would get into long term employment without the Work Programme (and even then that seems low). I think the actual target is 20%.

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

Fat chance of them getting anywhere near 1 in 5.
Content free DWP blather here:

http://www.dwp.gov.uk/policy/welfare-reform/the-work-programme/

Also this unsurprisingly-free-of-actual-statistics-summary-report (PDF)

http://www.dwp.gov.uk/docs/work-programme-first-year.pdf

A guy who looks a bit like Aphex Twin getting a job in an old people's home, nice. 16 whole people getting jobs in Birmingham.

Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

This Universal Credit thing is going to be a car crash of epic proportions... but, not to worry, only poor people will suffer

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

Fucking hell, that Work Programme report is depressing. They haven't even managed to scrape together two positive stories, so they could make the picture on the cover different to the case study featured inside.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

Controversial MP Nadine Dorries hit out at Birmingham MP Steve McCabe (Lab Selly Oak) in a bizarre exchange on Twitter.

She has been suspended from the Conservative Party in Parliament after jetting to Australia to take part in the reality television show, while the Commons is sitting.

Ms Dorries has met Tory Chief Whip Sir George Young to try to clear the air – but she remains suspended and has been ordered to “rebuild bridges” with her constituents and fellow MPs.

But defending herself on Twitter, she launched an astonishing attack on Mr McCabe, pointing out that he had only attended 63 per cent of Commons votes since the general election.

The figure is correct, but doesn’t take into account the fact that Mr McCabe had heart surgery at the Queen Elizabeth hospital in May this year to correct a heart murmur, and spent months recovering.

Ms Dorries attacked the MP for reporting her earlier this month to the Parliamentary standards watchdog after it emerged she had employed her daughter Philippa Dorries at taxpayers’ expense.

She said on Twitter: “Labour MP Steve McCabe who reported me to Standards Commissioner for time in jungle during half term has attendance record of just 63% !!”

Mr McCabe hit back, saying: “Imagine equating time off for open heart surgery with a paid-for holiday on a reality TV show. Says all we need to know.”

But even once the reason for Mr McCabe’s absences had been pointed out to her, Ms Dorries repeated the comment.

She told Mr McCabe: “I think with your 63 per cent attendance record, you should be quiet. Obviously been taking a few holidays of your own!”

Far from enjoying a holiday, Mr McCabe was recovering from surgery to repair the mitral valve inside the heart. The condition could potentially have been life-threatening if left untreated.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

Dorries is spectacular, i assume we'll be "seeing" a lot more of her on crappy reality shows after the next election

Shane Breen is a gigantic tool (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

She's got the potential to outdo even Ann Widdecombe and the Hamiltons.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/18_Stone_of_Idiot

A notable additional appearance was made by former MP Neil Hamilton who danced in a perspex box whilst buckets of fish were poured over his head.

Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Some talk of the noxious Hamilton standing for UKIP somewhere IIRC?

Neil S, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

One in 10 of all workers in the UK is now officially underemployed

"This problem of underemployment seems to particularly affect the poorer parts of society", Stephanie Flanders, Economics editor

.... like duh

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

Rotherham by-election:
Labour 46%
UKIP 22%
BNP 8.5%
Respect 8.3%
Conservative 5.4%
English Democrats 3.3%
Independent 2.7%
Liberal Democrats 2.1%

all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 30 November 2012 07:52 (eleven years ago) link

Great: racists and bigots now have three voting options.

UKIP: when fascism wears pastel driving shoes, no socks.

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Friday, 30 November 2012 08:04 (eleven years ago) link

Well, at least there's some good news - a terrible Lib Dem performance, going from third in 2010 with 16% to bottom of the pile with 2%.

AlanSmithee, Friday, 30 November 2012 08:50 (eleven years ago) link

get set for the country to be torn apart by the extremist demagogues of the Labour and Conservative parties now that there's no centre ground

Shane Breen is a gigantic tool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 November 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

There was an EDL candidate as one of the Independents. He got 29 votes.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Friday, 30 November 2012 09:24 (eleven years ago) link

Would you say that English Democrats are the EDL, but with spelling and grammar?

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Friday, 30 November 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link

They are very odd. They market themselves as a Federalist SNP / Plaid Cymru style party that embraces people of all races as long as they self-identify as English then go and publicly sign joint statements with Russki Obraz, a Russian neo-Nazi group founded by a guy who was recently convicted of murdering two anti-fascist journalists.

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Friday, 30 November 2012 09:48 (eleven years ago) link

Great: racists and bigots now have three voting options.

Better than having one with 33% of the vote.

Matt DC, Friday, 30 November 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

Lol some close shaves for Labour then. The Ukip foster parents can fuck off now, I guess?

Bananaman Begins, Friday, 30 November 2012 11:16 (eleven years ago) link

Think Rotherham council might have a few other lawsuits to worry about right now.

Matt DC, Friday, 30 November 2012 11:35 (eleven years ago) link

"Talk comes straight out of his mouth like a walking stick" - Kafka

ledge, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

seriously who gives a fuck that their neighbour receives benefits when millionaires are literally eating babies encased in gold for every meal

spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

lots of people, sadly

Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty glad the disabled are going to help out corporations to the tune of £2bn. It's great to see Britain open for Business again at last. How we can expect top businesses to invest while disabled people have the curtains drawn?

stet, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

every drop of welfare drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the austerity

spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

How come disabled people get to have curtains in the first place? Hardworking families can't afford curtains. Immigrants.

a Christmas .gif for you from (seandalai), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

it's Christmas, what's more festive than starving beggars festooning the frozen streets?

Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

i suspect if you did a survey on how many people think most recipients of disability benefits are malingering scroungers you'd be pretty horrified at the result

Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

The corporation tax thing is just infuriating, that's just another £2bn that will be sat on/returned to shareholders and not invested, it won't make any difference.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure i heard a Tory on the radio the other day saying Corporation Tax is already disproportionately low but hey if this is the incentive employers need to create minimum wage unskilled jobs then it's a small price to pay

Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, unskilled jobs that are so poorly paid that the state has to subsidise them just so employees don't starve or freeze to death inbetween ten hour shifts

Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

why shd Asia keep all the sweatshops to themselves?

Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

There's probably a point about midway through this parliament, probably after another recession, when it will become apparent that the coalition haven't actually dented the deficit despite causing a hell of a lot of pain in the process. Until that happens, it doesn't reall matter what Labour say as they'll only be greeted with responses of "zero economic credibility".

― Matt DC, Monday, September 26, 2011 10:10 AM (1 year ago)

^^^^
a good call

Bob Six, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/commercial/2012/12/5/1354742747449/George-Osborne-delivers-a-010.jpg

DIE VIOLENTLY NOW YOU FUCKING CUNTS

jed_, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

(sorry)

jed_, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

otm

spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

xp

spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

ie not the apology

spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

dont apologise jed.

never apologise.

i mean seriously look at that picture. says everything.

it almost supersedes the thread opening picture ..

almost.

xpost.

mark e, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

AndrewLilico

Philosopher, Economist, Christian, Father of five, Whiggish Conservative, former opera singer, fan of West Brom and Yes. ConHome columnist

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

i suspect if you did a survey on how many people think most recipients of disability benefits are malingering scroungers you'd be pretty horrified at the result

True but there's something irrational going on there which has to do with fear and instability and uh, basically, leads to fascism

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

of course it's irrational, i'm suggesting that no political party ever lost votes by underestimating the irrationality, selfishness and plain mean-spiritedness of the electorate

let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

Hopefully the Liberal Democrats will though

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

Wish that could be spun as something along the lines of '65 per cent of respondents demonstrably ignorant of true nature of benefits system'. I'm assuming it's because they've never used it themselves, and magically, everyone they know/are related to who receives benefits needs or deserves them.

It's almost as if the US GOP model of projection/lower-middle class resentment has been carefully tailored to UK needs.

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20621313

This is potentially significant, the public 'debate' around welfare has basically ignored the concept of working poverty in favour of pretending that pretty much the entire benefits bill goes to the unemployed, and I'm pretty sure a lot of the electorate believe that.

Obviously Labour have been pathetically slow to point this out, but still.

'65 per cent of respondents demonstrably ignorant of true nature of benefits system

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

That italicised bit I think is probably true.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

No, I've noticed a talking-points drift towards pointing out the huge proportion of working poor receiving benefits. It's now being mentioned by reporters and presenters at the BBC rather than just being pointed out in heated debates by people like Owen Jones (or on Channel 4 editorially).

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

It does get mentioned but it's not in widespread public consciousness just yet.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

as i said before, the Gov is effectively subsidising employers who pay wages below a level that employees can live on, and this is something that ought to be emphasised when "creating jobs" is used as an excuse for tax cuts for companies and their highly-paid execs

let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

It's not really that straightforward - below-living wages precede the introduction of tax credits and most other benefits, and wages won't rise as a result of them being withdrawn given the number of people unemployed right now.

Obviously a big part of the problem is rent and I'll concede that a big part of the housing benefit bill really does go straight into the pockets of slum landlords but that's hardly the government's core concern here.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

Never happier to be in a council flat with district heating than I am right now. People pay more for a room in a Hackney shared house, which is totally diabolical.

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

Housing benefit bill might actually go up as a result of these changes, they're forcing single people out of (relatively) cheap dwellings like studio flats into one bedroom flats, where the Housing Benefit allowable is almost three times as high - it's madness. Of course, what they're really doing is forcing them out of London and the South East.

65 per cent of respondents demonstrably ignorant of true nature of benefits system

... and how much it actually costs, particularly out-of-work benefits.

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

But, this is housing policy driven by people with two or three houses to spare after all

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

they're forcing single people out of (relatively) cheap dwellings like studio flats into one bedroom flats, where the Housing Benefit allowable is almost three times as high

Not disagreeing with you but can you explain how this works?

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

Well, in Islington, for instance, the council now has a limit of £88 per week for studio flats with shared facilities, £250 for one bedroom flats. Ergo get a one bedroom flat.

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

... the council are telling people to do that, sotto voce

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

They're now calling it a "strivers tax", wonder if that'll stick.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

Try finding a £250/week 1BR flat in Islington that's fit for human habitation. Landlords who don't want to rent to social tenants just charge £300 and get a professional couple in.

1BR private rentals in my neighbourhood are £350-400 a week. Nobody should have to spend £15-20k annually on *just the rent*.

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

Try getting anything other than a cardboard box for £88/week in Islington!

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

I'm assuming rent control would finish off the UK economy?

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

home-owners and deadbeat landlords must be protected above all else.

stet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

Home-owners is a lot of people

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

Which is basically one of the reasons we're so fucked. Only way to get things going again is to let the house-price bubble explode, but that'll cover a lot of people in shit.

stet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

In the short term it's difficult to imagine how rent control wouldn't send house prices down and while part of me is all tiny violin about the buy-to-let landlords that will get caught out, at the same time when house prices go down they take the whole bloody economy down with them. Until we have an economy that is less dependent on the housing market then no government will dare to impose rent controls.

The other point is that buying a place in the sort of areas we're talking about is so expensive now that the rent to cover the average mortgage alone wouldn't be radically lower than it is now. So any rent controls that were to be imposed would be largely gestural.

In the longer term the rest of business in the UK would probably benefit from higher spending as a result of there being less money tied up in property but I'm really not sure any government will dare to let the air out of the balloon. It's partly why Labour barely bothered to build any council houses when they were in power.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure I read something recently about some multinational finding it difficult to persuade staff to work in London (sorry if this thread has gotten all Londoncentric) because the rents are too high - that's the sort of thing that might make politicians sit up and take notice not the bleatings of us strivers and non-strivers

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

Only way to get things going again is to let the house-price bubble explode, but that'll cover a lot of people in shit

This already happened

all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

It's only partly happened, London is still largely unaffordable for a lot of people and the people who bought to let back in the bubble are still charging rent to cover bubblier mortgages.

I'm sure I read something recently about some multinational finding it difficult to persuade staff to work in London (sorry if this thread has gotten all Londoncentric) because the rents are too high - that's the sort of thing that might make politicians sit up and take notice not the bleatings of us strivers and non-strivers

It hasn't done much to change Tory immigration policy so I wouldn't hold my breath on that one.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

The shit part did, the bubble exploding hasn't nearly happened yet. They've eased a bit, but they're still monstrously higher than historical rates, particularly when compared to average incomes xp

stet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

The other problem is there there just isn't much space in London, given the extent to which the population is growing. They can't build out because of the green belt, they won't build upward because of a wider aversion to high rises, especially for working class people. There's still a fair bit of undeveloped land in places like Newham and Barking but otherwise very little. So most of the housebuilding in London over the last 10-15 years has been yuppie flats on brownfield sites with massive expansion in commuter towns like Ashford on the side.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

Not the graph I was thinking off, but still noticable http://blogs.thisismoney.co.uk/2010/04/house-prices-vs-average-earnings.html

stet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

there's always sidcup

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

Have to get my papers first

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

The new bunny-hutch flats are so cheaply/nastily built as well - £300k+ and you can still hear your upstairs neighbour sneeze.

Most people I know who are in a position to buy are combing auction sites and trying to design/build/renovate non-traditional buildings.

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

this is also a part of the problem - the new houses are so shit that what building is going on isn't really helping matters.

stet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

Stet - key sentence below that graph is "But then it may also be the case that average house prices do not return to four times the average wage, and that the long-term average is skewed by the 1980s and 1990s period of strict salary-multiple borrowing that will not return."

all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Great country this isn't it?

Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Throw in train fares of four or five grand a year for people who want to leave but still have to work here.

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

Also, that graph is more than two years old and house prices have fallen by another 10% in real terms since then (according to the Nationwide).

all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

The new building of houses and flats proposed on my v. Bevanite inner-city estate is all private and 'affordable' housing, when there are 18,000 on Camden's social housing waiting list. These are the people the council has already accepted as in need of accommodation, who need 5+ years' 'connection' with the borough to qualify at all (and if you've lived in Camden for 10+ years, you get further priority). It would also be nice if there were restrictive covenants on who was allowed to buy ex-council flats - there are people living in my block who pay £500/week for a flat that costs a social tenant £500/month. Some of those charged £500/week are 'homeless' on the waiting list.

This area used to be full of dedicated housing for nurses, police and firemen - the nurses are still catered for, but police and fire accommodation has been decommissioned and/or absorbed by councils. There's an ex-police block on Amwell Street designed by same dude who did the Tardis, not kidding!

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

HBos house price index since 1983, for comparison. This is as of today (next release tomorrow):
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8209/8250274444_c2b73c960f_b.jpg

(I think there's a recalculation in there, checking if this is adjusted for it).

stet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

What does that measure, Stet? House prices fell about 20% at the start of the 90s, but that hardly shows any decline there.

all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

It's their monthly index of house prices - methodology is here (Word doc) http://www.lloydsbankinggroup.com/media/word/HPI/Methodologyfromweb130809.doc

stet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

This rather good blog post talks about this very subject:
http://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/blog/land-value-tax-mansion-tax/

Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

property tax enshrined across the water, fairly insignificant amount (all going to bondholders anyway) but a good foot in the door.

Agree that housing bubble still hasn't burst, and won't be allowed to burst- far too many landlords, far too much equity tied up in mortgages. A reset would be economically useful (necessary?) but also chaotic- politically complete suicide, obviously.

rent in dublin is fucking crazy compared to actual prices -properties selling for 130k that fetch 1000 per month- but lenders can't lend and the rental market is becoming overheated as a direct result. Govt are frozen, can't touch property out of terror.

who the fuck is luke bozier.

Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Friday, 7 December 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

crikey
http://lukebozier.co.uk/

all the people on the right, boogaloo (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 8 December 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ Probably nobody on this thread is still at work but seriously NSFW

a Christmas .gif for you from (seandalai), Saturday, 8 December 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

interesting to see the arguments from the right: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/dec/07/its-not-wrong-to-avoid-tax

{re: tax avoidance)

do any of these points stand up?

NI, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

As the president of the CBI remarked of the agitation over taxes, "If you want different results, you have to have a different set of rules."

Well, I agree with this. I don't think it makes sense to expect companies not to avoid tax where they can. The tax system and the resources allocated to policing the system are where campaigning should be targeted.

a Christmas .gif for you from (seandalai), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

iirc it's illegal for companies to contribute to nation-states if they can avoid it; obv answer is target company directors for death

let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

Just about everything in that piece is either disingenuous or logically suspect, apart from the truth that countries compete with tax regimes. But that fact is the *reason* you have to focus on the moral angle of company tax.

If a company justifies not paying tax because it has no obligation to pay any more than the bare minimum required by law in a country and in fact has a duty to pay only that, what is to stop that same reasoning applying to which country it pays them in?

Tighten the rules in the UK, and they'll just move the majority of operations to eg Ireland, in ways that are hard to prevent while still enjoying a common market. And if they do that the same "moral" rules of "we're just paying the least tax as is our duty" will apply.

No, it has to be a moral issue. It has to be wrong for companies to enjoy all the benefits and advantages of operating in societies and countries built with tax money and then not pay their own share.

stet, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 09:41 (eleven years ago) link

i've argued before for some form of corporate democracy. if Left-leaning parties (okay there are no Left-leaning parties in the UK but bear with me) want to tackle the worst excesses of Capital without frightening the grasping wanker section of the electorate then rather than think about redistribution (which tbh feels like a busted flush and isn't really socialist in itself) we shd look at enforcing public accountability for public companies, including meaningful representation of local stakeholders in boardrooms.

i don't believe that morality has a place in politics - as far as i can, all there is is power - but yr quite right stet in saying that "companies have a duty to make maximum profit at any cost" is the most pernicious element of business practice that exists

let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 09:47 (eleven years ago) link

bozier is a bullshitter, that ain't a nine incher

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 10:15 (eleven years ago) link

hmmn well bagshawe knows a surgeon or two....

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link

not sure that the constant threat 'we'll just fuckoff to somewhere that won't tax us' is ever to be taken at 100% face value- these firms aren't all teetering on the brink of revolt afaict, just making poker faces.

EU probably due a major push on corporation tax harmonisation in any case, the cases in france of google and apple seem like decent sized steps towards.....something.

Multinationals is hard, but it's really not all that complicated to work a system where the transfer of profits across international boundaries is easily identifiable and hit hard, were the will and resources there.

Not sure about 'a moral issue'. I mean, sure, make the argument, but be aware that companies will (at best) do the bare minimum legally. If that allows them leeway that is undesirable, then the main fault is legal.

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 10:38 (eleven years ago) link

good work labour party black ops.

Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link

Anecdotal, but most of the international rich folks I know in London are all about the social opportunities of the city and wouldn't trade that for a slightly better tax outcome in someplace like Dublin, Monaco or Zurich. They set up drop-box international offices in tax havens to avoid having to live in them.

Incidentally, at a West London party last month with people from the above subset, I was told about a certain 2009 wedding and how a certain politician known to bride and groom exhibited a fondness for Colombian exports at the reception...

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

'an entirely unidentifiable member of a category of persons known for doing coke, does coke'

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

You can't take that Shirley Williams anywhere

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:10 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, comparing to places like dublin and zurich (monaco isn't really the same sort of thing) with marginally lower tax rates (and probably lower market access etc) isn't really that illuminating, but compared to paris with a similar size / social cachet and ~HNW~ types already fleeing....

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

Paris, that I could see, but their tax rates are higher.

It was also agreed at this party that said politician was the kind of person who'd call women 'fillies' un-ironically, and lacked any discernible personal charisma when encountered at neighbourhood dinner parties in the recent past.

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

i went to the groucho club last week. it was rubbish.

caek, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

i had that Lembert Opalfruit in the back of me cab once

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

was it david camerons

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

struggling to imagine a cokehead politician with zero personal charm tbh

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link

Stafford Cripps?

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link

didn't he change his name to Mister Tayto?

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link

yeah french tax rates have been high for years but now they're especially punitive

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-09-16/french-billionaire-arnault-s-lvmh-amasses-eu4-billion-in-belgium.html

current uk discourse around income tax owes a lot to blair and his largely specious 'the rich will just hire accountants', which doesn't really apply to the actual rich with capital income anyway, so much as people in mid-tier positions in banks law firms etc who can't so easily avoid it

wrt corporation taxes etc, which are lower relative to the highest marginal tax rate than in most places, there's clearly an attempt to copy the american culture of awed silence around the numinous and mysterious caste of ~wealth creators~ from whom all human happiness ultimately derives

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:26 (eleven years ago) link

best thing about trickle down is you can pretend there's no gush up

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:29 (eleven years ago) link

How can France survive without billionaires?

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:29 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think it's true that companies will always and forever only do the bare minimum required by law. They will generally do some murky mix of the bare minimum required to keep their customers and what is required to stop laws getting written about them. Hence the whole CSR movement etc.

Where the morals come in to it is they are the grounds for people condemning companies. The same mechanisms (outcry, opprobrium) that force shit comedians to stump up more than they're technically required to pay can also force shit corporations to stump up too.

But, yes, fix the laws too.

stet, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

that mechanism usually depends on some assiduous journalists who know what they're doing too

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:36 (eleven years ago) link

The Starbucks thing feels like a watershed in that it's the one instance I can think of where tax avoidance became so toxic for a company's brand that it had to act. I mean tax avoidance hasn't even been in the public discourse (relative to eg benefit fraud) until recently so it's a big positive development. Anger at tax avoidance will only worsen as austerity continues.

But Starbucks has public faces, literally, right across the country, which isn't the same for a lot of other companies, especially those that aren't consumer-focused, and they won't get the same level of opprobrium whatever they do. And people aren't exactly going to stop using Google any time soon.

Osborne himself is so pro-tax haven that I don't imagine anything will really be done, other what he's forced to do by political pressure plus a lot of lip-service to making everyone pay their own fair share.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlRvE9dKWQc

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:42 (eleven years ago) link

i had that Sharpay in the back of me cab once no wait that was a Penthouse letter

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link

starbucks are also the only soulless corporate monolith to be damned by an early 2000s british mall punk band, which i like to think precipitated this whole thing in some way

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

what about "KKKitchens What Were You Thinking?"

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link

'Buck Rogers' by Feeder has actually been unwittingly encouraging millions of pounds worth of unpaid Magners tax.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

But Starbucks has public faces, literally, right across the country, which isn't the same for a lot of other companies, especially those that aren't consumer-focused, and they won't get the same level of opprobrium whatever they do.

And, of course, when you get up to go to work in the morning you don't pass Google and Amazon with their blinds down, still in their beds

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

starbucks clearly in a special subgroup of innocent smoothie branding, but even then i can't imagine that their not breaking any laws would bother anyone significantly that it would hurt the business beyond the critical point where it would be worth paying extra x hundred millions in tax.

Legislate first, then preach imo.

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:47 (eleven years ago) link

Anger at tax avoidance will only worsen as austerity continues.

interesting unforeseen consequence for Osborne here in that the more he screws the nut on feckless disabled people the more pressure and scrutiny is going to be put on the noble wealth creators he wants to protect.

xp they just paid £20m for nothing more than preaching, and preaching is what gets legislation written. do both, imo.

Costa sales up 25%, Whitbread says.

stet, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:51 (eleven years ago) link

oh look the mail has discovered 80s american favourite WELFARE QUEENS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246104/Unemployed-single-mother-benefits-spends-2-000-Christmas-20-presents-children.html

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:55 (eleven years ago) link

Well, are you surprised that the welfare queen meme is here? Those idiot US neocons ALEC are underwriting a lot of internships in Parliament.

Some of us knew Starbucks were evil when their aggressive expansion/anti-competition impulses (and willingness to pay high rents in gentrifying areas) forced established independent coffee places out of business, as detailed in No Logo (which reached these shores before Starbucks' big push). The CTA is just the icing on the cake.

Most friends of mine (the ones who aren't doing styling or design for Topshop) are boycotting Arcadia (and Boots, plus a lot of the places using Workfare doleys to reduce their staffing costs). It should tell you everything you need to know that companies are much more worried about the consumer boycotts originating on the left than those which come from the right. BTW, if you're asked to do an 'emerging designer' collection for Topshop, they try to pay about £3k for the work, spend the duration of the contract trying to get extra garments without paying anything more - and probably spend more on the refreshments at the press launch for the same designer capsule collection.

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

duly noted

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link

evil, tho

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link

i was disappointed when someone bought me a starbucks coffee at how notably shit it was, like i would prefer to just be ehhh about them and assume their customers just go for convenience and predictability but honestly

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:12 (eleven years ago) link

workfare is a piece of shit and i'd be surprised at its continued existence if the great british public weren't fucking swine

http://www.boycottworkfare.org/?page_id=16

almost parodic inversion of 'the dignity of labour'

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

sin e an rud nua over here as well. Sucks.

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

somewhere between Keynesianism and the gulags

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:20 (eleven years ago) link

i support Tim Martin's "everybody gets pissed" approach to wealth creation

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:28 (eleven years ago) link

Boycott Workfare do an excellent job of highlighting both the participating employers (when they picketed a bunch of Superdrug branches, Superdrug tried to say they were 'scaring the staff', pathetic 'is it suitable for my servant to read?' bullshit) and the way fitness for work tests will have the sick and disabled working in exchange for their benefits for a potentially unlimited amount of time. Definitely worth a like or a bookmark or a follow.

My own personal favourite irony (and one I've never seen pointed out) is that the MPs who decry the Sky dishes of the undeserving poor the most are the most likely (and accomodating) political slaves of Rupert Murdoch.

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

6,242 people put their religion down as Heavy Metal in the census
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2012/dec/11/census-data-released-live-coverage?intcmp=122

piscesx, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Hey everyone! The Conservative Party would like to know what you think about benefit reforms:

http://www.conservatives.com/Get_involved/Benefits_HaveYourSay

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

"Do you think it’s fair that people can claim more in benefits that the average family earns through going to work?"

... nice one

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link

Fucking hell - 'Queen Elizabeth Land'?!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20757382

insert witticism here (hypehat), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

... cold, frosty and unwelcoming

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

... distant and dangerous

Tim, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

...full of smelly, formally-dressed waddling things?

rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

... disputed by several nations and at risk from rapid changes in climate

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

...currently being explored by Ranulph Fiennes

insert witticism here (hypehat), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

'Queen Elizabeth Land'

Build a few roller-coasters and the tourists will be queueing up round the block (of ice).

Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

The 90-day consultation period before large-scale redundancies can take place is to be cut to 45 days, under government plans.

Employment Relations Minister Jo Swinson said the move was aimed at helping workers and businesses.

Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

workers primarily tho

Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/tEvwV.jpg

Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

Employment Relations Minister Jo Swinson said the move was aimed at helping workers and businesses.

Well done Jo, vote Lib Dem eh?

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

My knee jerk response is there must be something bad about it cos tories, but as someone who's been made redundant twice I'm not sure why this is bad? I hated the long consultation periods, fuck 90 days of uncertainty looming over you, just get it fucking over with, give me my redundancy pay and I'll be off to something else.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

I'd go with your knees on this one

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link

With your knees or on your knees, it's a' one to yer Tories

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

90 days > 45 days because a) more money from the company, b) more time to find something else, c) gives enough time for unions to negotiate.

That last one is important. Strike rules require 7 days' notice of ballot, 14 days for voting, then 7 days' notice of strike. With 45 days of total consultation time that doesn't leave a lot of room to try and find a negotiated settlement. Unions would have to try and go from 0 to strike ballot as soon as redundancies are announced, and not many places are that militant.

stet, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

I guess a) is somewhat understandable, but I don't get b). I read that as a complaint somewhere else. Is it normal to start looking for a new job when you might be laid off in 90 days? Seems like any prospective employers wouldn't look on that very favourably.

Didn't think of c) cos not like there's any union I could join so negotiation's never been an option.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

Prospective employers don't need to know that you're looking because you're being made redundant. Concern about the viability of your current employer is a reasonable reason to want to leave a company, anyway.

Also, the guideline for finding a new gig is 30 days searching for every 10k salary you want to earn, so 45 days isn't enough time to find a job > 15k (yes, that's what redundancy pay is for, but it's easiest to find work if you're currently employed).

stet, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

Seems like every job I went for wanted someone to start ASAP and wouldn't wait 90 days but ymmv.

Anyway, your point c) covers why the tories are in favour of this. Anything to get one over on the unions.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

the guideline for finding a new gig is 30 days searching for every 10k salary you want to earn

what the shit

ledge, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

That's the average, apparently. Seems about right in my limited experience.

stet, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Actually it was misleading when I said "searching" - time included in interviews is included.

stet, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

I've never heard this before, but it clicks with my brother going for some megajob, and he's been being interviewed since September ferxsakes.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

It sounds about what I'd expect, in this climate at least.

Alba, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

theo walcott is about to face fifty years wandering the desert

Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/dec/21/david-davies-gay-marriage-interview

oh my god

OH MY GOD

everything about this interview is a TREAT

lex pretend, Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:36 (eleven years ago) link

where do i even start c/ping

why is he so fixated on erasure

lex pretend, Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:36 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe all this is a long-game PUA 'negging' strategy so Davies can get a date with the bloke from Erasure.

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link

Or more likely: homophobe can't explain why he's homophobic.

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

Now I've got Boy George's greatest hits, and I love it!

That's like the homophobe's equivalent of a racist claiming that they can't be racist because they own a copy of Whitney Houston's greatest hits.

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:51 (eleven years ago) link

That interview is 100% Peter Mannion. The interview works even better if you imagine Roger Allam saying that stuff.

Matt DC, Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:59 (eleven years ago) link

come on, Erasure were great

Captain Humberbantz (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 December 2012 11:50 (eleven years ago) link

no they weren't, they were terrible. that quote is absolutely amazing though.

jed_, Saturday, 22 December 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

Erasure are completely still going you utter bastards.

glumdalclitch, Saturday, 22 December 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

i was joking, jed is crazy talking

Captain Humberbantz (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 December 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

erasure are awesome

You're gonna need a fruit kebab. Trust. (stevie), Saturday, 22 December 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

"Gonna be a Tory Hero...
gonna wreck some. lives. to-day!
"

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Sunday, 23 December 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

Graham Evans, from March last year.

I saw three shi*s come sailing in... (snoball), Sunday, 23 December 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

Lord Heseltine, the former Conservative deputy prime minister, said Britain had constantly underestimated Europe's determination to make the EU and the euro work. "They read the British press, they read the speeches, they know what's being said and they don't detect in us a partner for the venture they have undertaken. And therefore they are faced with a dilemma. They want us there. But they want us there as partners with commitment. There is the fear that our initiatives are not to strengthen the venture but to act contrary to it."

Heseltine said he feared that Britain's semi-detached status allowed Germany to dominate the EU. "I just see the German chancellor becoming more and more the leader of Europe. And I'm not in the business of that happening at the expense of this country. I have no criticisms of the German position. They're doing what I would do in their position."

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 December 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

EU situation feels grim. mb i should emigrate

ogmor, Saturday, 29 December 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

The dire economic consequences of the government's austerity programme are now being suffered by millions of families.

As leaders of some of the largest cities in England, we recently wrote to Eric Pickles to warn him that the cuts in local government services have now gone too far. Rising crime, increasing community tension and more problems on our streets will contribute to the break up of civil society if we do not turn back.

The One Nation Tory brand of Conservatism recognised the duty of government to help the country's most deprived in the belief that economic and social responsibility benefited us all. What we have today is a brand of Conservatism that has no social conscience, taking us back to a Dickensian view of the world. The unfairness of the government's cuts is in danger of creating a deeply divided nation.

We urge them to stop what they are doing now and listen to our warnings before the forces of social unrest start to smoulder.

Nick Forbes

Leader, Newcastle City Council

Julie Dore

Leader, Sheffield City Council

Joe Anderson

Mayor of Liverpool

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 December 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

just released.

erics official response :

http://cdn.labourlist.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/eric_pickles1.jpg

mark e, Sunday, 30 December 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link

Idk if that is necessarily a terrible idea or an OK idea presented in a silly way. There is a strong case for saying that all universities should be compelled to do everything that they can do widen access but that would also apply, to a fair extent, to any working class ppl. Although, that said, the penalty being a potential refusal of the right to charge an extra three grand a year tells you where the real priorities are.

Tullamorte Tullamore (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

Mail helpfully illustrates the story:

http://i.imgur.com/6ftBJ.jpg

Tullamorte Tullamore (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 January 2013 08:04 (eleven years ago) link

His hand is see-through. Just a friendly drunken ghost!

sktsh, Thursday, 3 January 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

shit yeah that's totally Back To The Future

I had such a fontasy (stevie), Friday, 4 January 2013 08:02 (eleven years ago) link

You would have thought the Sun would keep well away after the Belgrano Gotcha! incident, but no:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20907312

Neil S, Friday, 4 January 2013 10:05 (eleven years ago) link

John Redwood, the Conservative MP for Wokingham in Surrey, which has three betting shops, said he had been "surprised" by the spread of bookmakers in poorer areas.

"I put it down to the fact that poor people believe there's one shot to get rich. They put getting rich down to luck and think they can take a gamble.

"They also have time on their hands. My voters are too busy working hard to make a reasonable income."

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 4 January 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

cunt ffs really oh god this fucking guy

kraudive, Friday, 4 January 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

beyond parody ..

mark e, Friday, 4 January 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

He always has been.

earth of (snoball), Friday, 4 January 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

on the other hand maybe the proliferation of payday loan sharks and pawnbrokers in poorer areas is cos working class entrepreneurs are seeking venture capital

soma dude (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 January 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

think about it you Vulcan cunt

soma dude (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 January 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

THINK? Are you MAD?

karl lagerlout (suzy), Friday, 4 January 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

the worst of it is, of course, that we could live in a world where these pantomime villains wandered the margins, churning out misanthropy in exchange for the publicity they crave. that a Redwood exists is an amusing footnote in history. but every Redwood is speaking to/for a whole sorry spiteful antihuman constituency, that can't be reasoned with, that can't be persuaded, that will always do nothing but hate and exploit and sleep dreamlessly.

soma dude (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 January 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

. that a Redwood exists is an amusing footnote in history.

for years this appeared to be the case.
when the c*nt came back into the fold it was an indication as to just how bad shit was going to get ..

mark e, Friday, 4 January 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

jesus FUCKING christ this government

compare and contrast to "poor people don't take enough risks" a few months ago - http://www.newstatesman.com/staggers/2012/11/twisted-logic-making-poor-poorer

lex pretend, Saturday, 5 January 2013 10:23 (eleven years ago) link

utter moron - http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/jan/06/david-cameron-threat-eu-insanity

gyac, Sunday, 6 January 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

This is a shell-game to remove EU human rights protections from British people.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

Stephen Lennon jailed for 10 months for using a false passport, too bad old cock

Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 7 January 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

A lot of people in the UK who were very pro-welfare cuts up to now are about to realise what that actually means for them. Be interesting to see how eg. The Sun plays this given a lot of their readers will be have been claiming tax credits up to now.

Matt DC, Monday, 7 January 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

why would any self-respecting leader of the EDL want to leave the country anyway? traitor.

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

It is quite funny considering how much energy they spend on complaining about illegal immigrants

Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 7 January 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

i assume he cdn't get into the States under his own name due to previous convictions for aggro

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

He's been arrested a shitload of times according to wikipedia - beating up his girlfriend, fighting at football matches etc

Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 7 January 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

Still, good result for Luton at the weekend, eh

A lot of people in the UK who were very pro-welfare cuts up to now are about to realise what that actually means for them.

They'll blame those people on welfare who are even poorer than them. "Simples".

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 7 January 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

xp I like the fact he tried to pass himself off as Andrew McMaster. Not MAX POWER then?

Neil S, Monday, 7 January 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

The McMaster Race

Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 7 January 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

The PM and deputy PM described their agreement as a "Ronseal deal" which "does what it says on the tin".

Good to see they're keeping up to date with their cultural references.

the so-called socialista (dowd), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

they're Jewson useless

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

That Ronseal thing doesn't actually make any sense.

Matt DC, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

That depends what it says on the tin, tbf.

Tim, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

They could be on an inspired-by-Piero-Manzoni tip, is what I'm saying.

Tim, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

lol

jed_, Monday, 7 January 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/jan/07/nick-clegg-protests-shirkers

Clegg: "I don't think it helps at all to try and portray that decision as one that divides one set of people against another, the deserving and the undeserving poor, people in work and out of work."

O RLY?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3341539/.html

Matt DC, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

What a fucking cunt.

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 11:04 (eleven years ago) link

Today Labour Are Voting To Maintain a System That Allows Employers to Pay Workers Less Money Than They Need to Live On

Broken Clock Britain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

what a horribly formed sentence

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

xp!

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

Also In Case You Haven't Noticed Workers Wages Have Been Consistently Cut Since We Came to Power

Broken Clock Britain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

So Really What They're Voting For Is for Benefits To Be Cut Less Aggressively Than Low Paid Workers' Wages

Broken Clock Britain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

Arbeit Macht Frei, That Will Be All You Plebs

Broken Clock Britain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

Their sudden concern over public service workers' wages strikes me as, uh, somewhat less than convincing

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

we're all in this together - not you, tax credit scum

Broken Clock Britain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

private sector workers have been taking real terms pay cuts as well tho, right? almost as if the current government was creating a climate where that was okay and people were too frightened for their jobs to fight back

Broken Clock Britain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

"It's just not on, these scroungers and scumbags are getting larger benefits rises than ummmm, the, ummmmm, hard-working public sector workers who we were characterising as layabouts and spongers, uh, last year"

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

private sector workers have been taking real terms pay cuts as well tho, right? almost as if the current government was creating a climate where that was okay and people were too frightened for their jobs to fight back

Vote Liberal Democrat

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

Sick of seeing Lib Dems saying, "We don't agree with this characterisation of people on benefits as layabouts and scroungers", in other words "We don't care if you live or die either but at least we're nice about it, you've got to give us that at least"

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh. That propaganda is already hanging over the underpass bit of the Holborn one-way system, sandwiched in between American Apparel and some other shite.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think anyone wants to be governed by people who are essentially trolling the 64 per cent of the population who did not vote for them.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20978487

Tory MPs want to be paid £20k more than Lib & Lab MPs.

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDHYZtwjFTs

Broken Clock Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 January 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

"we are cunts in power."

mark e, Friday, 11 January 2013 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck me, the next two years worth of tabloid political discourse are going to be even worse than the last few, aren't they?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

2017, ffs.

stet, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:03 (eleven years ago) link

What options does this leave Labour? A) Promise referendum too, which they don't want to do, or b) face endless "why won't you give the people a voice on the hated Europe" shit during election.

stet, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:04 (eleven years ago) link

It leaves them in trouble from what I can see. Miliband looks weak if he agrees to a referendum and undemocratic if he doesn't. Both promised referendums have the added advantage of shafting Labour from what I can see, especially if Scotland votes for independence.

Given Cameron's already committed to campaign against an exit I doubt this will quite be the boost to the Tories they imagine it will be, and probably not enough to secure them a majority unless something radically changes with the economy. Surely a referendum will be off the table if the Tories have to go back into coalition with the LibDems and much of the right of the country (and the Tory party themselves) will erupt in fury if that happens.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

if we leave the EU then its pretty much UK RIP, right?

I had such a fontasy (stevie), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:15 (eleven years ago) link

Yes.

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:16 (eleven years ago) link

UK leaves EU = we are affected by what happens in the EU but have no say in it.
UK stays in EU = we are affected by what happens in the EU but have some voice and input into EU decisions.

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

and I find myself agreeing with scourge Cameron AGAIN, Jaysus FUCK

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but that tosser also probably likes oxygen and sausages, its okay to agree with him sometimes

I had such a fontasy (stevie), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:27 (eleven years ago) link

The other significant thing that might happen in the near future is the establishment of a US-EU free trade zone. Which Britain would be voluntarily opting out of. Doubt there'd be many European leaders prepared to offer Britain any Norway-style concessions either.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:28 (eleven years ago) link

Hence Obama's recent big hint that the UK should stay in the EU.

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:30 (eleven years ago) link

anything to distract from the economy, and god knows this will do that, as fucked as that is given the dangers of leaving.

Hutton dressed as Lahm (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:47 (eleven years ago) link

Which other EU state will give me a passport?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

This is probably not what Cameron wants to focus on as it has torn the party apart every other time it has come up. He has been fairly adept at keeping a lid on it until now.

Tullamorte Tullamore (ShariVari), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago) link

this looks like the nuclear option to me. and there are a shitload of issues with the EU that some of its more zealous evangelists like to ignore, but this is gonna fuck the UK economy from now until god knows when.

you jelly like bitter lemon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago) link

It's a combination of being terrified of the Eurosceptics in his party and wanting to nullify UKIP at the box office. The latter is probably unnecessary (if UKIP get more than a couple of seats I'll be amazed), the former is more of an issue.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

It's less about UKIP winning seats and more about UKIP gifting marginals to labour

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno, i don't believe UKIP can win a parliamentary seat, and the Eurosceptics are fairly comfortably consigned to the party fringe, i think this does give him a massive advantage over Labour and i feel like that's where it's mainly aimed

you jelly like bitter lemon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

Cameron is flailing horribly at pmqs

stet, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

they must be pretty convinced they're gonna lose the next election unless they pull something like this

you jelly like bitter lemon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

This is probably not what Cameron wants to focus on as it has torn the party apart every other time it has come up. He has been fairly adept at keeping a lid on it until now.

― Tullamorte Tullamore (ShariVari), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 11:51 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tradeoff: keepng a lid on it until after the next election...

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

what else is he gonna focus on? can't see the economy improving any time soon, Labour aren't gonna announce any policy commitments before the next election is called - except now presumably they'll have to take a stance on this

you jelly like bitter lemon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 12:30 (eleven years ago) link

i guess this will further brutalise the Lib Dems' vote but half of nothing is still nothing so

you jelly like bitter lemon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 12:32 (eleven years ago) link

1228: Labour's Dennis Skinner brands Mr Cameron a "posh boy", as the decibel level rises once again in the House.

Olde Laboure bantz at its best

you jelly like bitter lemon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

This whole thing is a dog's dinner, it's idiotic and short-sighted on so many fronts it beggars belief, basically, it's who cares if we fuck up the country as long we're still in power, Tories eh? Even so I'm still worried that a lot of idiots in England might fall for it.

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

Still, breaking up the Union and then leading what's left of the UK out of Europe will certainly get Cameron into the history books

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

This feels fairly shrewd of Cameron:

Makes Europe a talking point (rather than tanking economy and disgusting ideological cuts taking place on back of it).
Forces Labour to follow or declare they are not going to (passing on some of the Tories' typical divisions to Labour).
Best bet for winning next election (nothing else to win it on, other than 'we're all in it together, we all need to tighten our belts' bullshit, which was tired and dishonest the first time around).
Can stay in Europe (which Cameron wants, I think), with impunity

Wins all ways, apart from fucking Britain if we do exit of course.

Speech itself was notable for its nauseating config of this stinking archipelago as 'independent island mentality' 'strong-minded' (swore violently at that point), and general historical saviour and moral fucking conscience of Europe. 'There is no European demos' was an indication of how badly he needs some sort of support from other European nations.)

or this:

This whole thing is a dog's dinner, it's idiotic and short-sighted on so many fronts it beggars belief, basically, it's who cares if we fuck up the country as long we're still in power, Tories eh? Even so I'm still worried that a lot of idiots in England might fall for it.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

Still, breaking up the Union and then leading what's left of the UK out of Europe will certainly get Cameron into the history books

While the separatists try to work out how to get IN to Europe and what currency they will use.

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think it's shrewd at all, it's the usual Cameron/Osborne back-of-fag-packet will-this-do botch job

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

(xp)

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

Portillo was almost incandescent talking about it on This Week, he stopped sort of calling Cameron a fat-faced idiot but only just. Mind you he might fall back into line like a good obedient little Tory twat like the rest of them are doing for the sake of winning the next election

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's a big enough story that it will deflect away from a lot of other horrible shite without them actually having to do much before the election

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

Thing is, what powers do they actually want to take back from the EU? I mean, obviously, being Tories they want to fuck over workers when and where they can - Cameron even seems to be hankering after some Europe wide campaign for workers everywhere to be fucked over - but it's the usual vague blather about mythical red tape and regulations. I think he said at one point, "We don't want Europe to tell us how many hours junior doctors should work", uh, right Dave, that's a vote winner.

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

A lot of people might not like "europe" as such, but most do not care enough to vote for the Conservatives to be back in power so as to get a referendum on it.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

Mind you he might fall back into line like a good obedient little Tory twat like the rest of them are doing for the sake of winning the next election

If they were prepared to be obedient this wouldn't be a problem. You just know that a significant proportion of them view not being hard enough on Europe (and by extension, immigration, tax and regulation) as the reason they're ignominiously in coalition. Cameron is still probably the Tories' greatest electoral asset, in the absence of Boris Johnson MP, but he doesn't have much security within his own party.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

Quite an amusing comment from Tony Blair (remember him?)

"...it reminds me a bit of the Mel Brooks comedy Blazing Saddles, where the sheriff holds a gun to his own head and says at one point, "If you don't do what I want, I'll blow my brains out." You want to watch that one of the 26 don't just say, go ahead."

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

Angela Merkel: "Oh, Lordy, Lord, he's desperate! Do what he say! Do what he say!"

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

A lot of people might not like "europe" as such, but most do not care enough to vote for the Conservatives to be back in power so as to get a referendum on it.

I don't agree. People don't feel strongly enough about it to put obvious lamers like UKIP into Parliament but the Tories running with it could well be enough to outgun whatever pitiful manifesto Labour can come up with at the next election.

and if this referendum ever takes place on the terms Cameron claims, then i'd say the likelihood - slim, maybe - is of a "leave" vote. which Cam probably doesn't want, but that's how cynical this gamble is - the chance of winning the next general election at the cost of financially wrecking the country

you jelly like bitter lemon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

and if this referendum ever takes place on the terms Cameron claims, then i'd say the likelihood - slim, maybe - is of a "leave" vote. which Cam probably doesn't want, but that's how cynical this gamble is - the chance of winning the next general election at the cost of financially wrecking the country

― you jelly like bitter lemon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:50 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's what I meant by shrewd btw - agree the political intelligence, other than in a brutal, survivalist sense, is at a very low wattage.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/David_Cameron_official.jpg/220px-David_Cameron_official.jpg
"I'm hungry, should I kill this goose that lays golden eggs?"

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

Has Europe actually ended up being a big issue with voters at general election time? I don't know much about early 70s politics so please tell me if it was then. I kind of think it's one of those issues that drives Westminster and a small number of voters mad and the rest of the population don't really see it as a key issue when push comes to shove. I certainly can't see many voters thinking "Oh, I'm not going to vote Labour because they won't give us a referendum on European membership."

I mean, even among those considering voting Ukip, only a quarter rate Europe as one of the top three issues facing the country.

Alba, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

The high point for caring was 1997, when 40% rated it in their top three issues. Now that figure is 2% according to data compiled by Bloomberg.

stet, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh, Cameron is so pleased with himself - I mean even more than usual

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 January 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

40% rated it in their top three issues but a pro-European party still won by a landslide. Nowadays at least half the electorate have grown up within the EU and don't really know what it would be like outside it. I'd have imagined that Europe dropped down the priority list as the prospect of Britain joining the Euro receded.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 January 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

We're now another bad quarter away from a triple-dip recession. these fuckwits are destroying a decade.

stet, Friday, 25 January 2013 11:45 (eleven years ago) link

Clegg's admission today was kind of astonishing. I'm sure that wasn't cleared with the Tories.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 January 2013 12:04 (eleven years ago) link

We're shit and we know we are

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/jan/27/uk-immigration-romania-bulgaria-ministers

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 28 January 2013 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

In 2007, Eurostar ran adverts in Belgium for its trains to London depicting a tattooed skinhead urinating into a china teacup.

Pictures! Or..

Mark G, Monday, 28 January 2013 10:38 (eleven years ago) link

Please don't come to Britain – it rains and the jobs are scarce and low-paid.

truth in advertising.

if they go with this - they can't, if they're sane - then any sensible opposition party shd be running subtitled versions in their own party political broadcast slots between now and the next general election

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 January 2013 10:39 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, this is one of those ideas that will hit the wall of someone saying "don't be so soft, lad", and will never happen.

Mark G, Monday, 28 January 2013 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

You seem convinced such a wall exists, I'm not convinced though...

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Monday, 28 January 2013 10:58 (eleven years ago) link

They're already doing enough to make sure no one wants to invest here over the next five years so it's not as if they're that arsed about portraying Britain as a shitehole.

Matt DC, Monday, 28 January 2013 11:03 (eleven years ago) link

Meanwhile here's the man who will save the Tories yeah right.

Matt DC, Monday, 28 January 2013 11:06 (eleven years ago) link

Tarbuck Obama.

But if we had a black Tory PM, Daily Mail readers wouldn't know who to vote for. Oh wait, they'd just keep voting for UKIP...

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Monday, 28 January 2013 12:32 (eleven years ago) link

UKIP membership: 19,000.

We need to give these people a massive platform because?

karl lagerlout (suzy), Monday, 28 January 2013 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

because newspaper editors/publishers agree with them.

i don't think membership of a political party has much correlation with the number of people who share views with that party.

people who seriously believe the EU is an important institution ought to start by accepting that a lot of people in the UK, presumably elsewhere, don't share that opinion. behind every comedy UKIP stooge on TV are a bunch of non swivel-eyed-inbreds who are suspicious of the EU partly from xenophobia, partly from instinctive distrust of mega-bureaucracies. perhaps politicians who believe that democracy is a big deal ought to try to confront some of these prejudices rationally occasionally?

i dunno, just thinking out loud.

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 January 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

how do you rationally confont xenophobia? i don't think callin the ~ great british public ~ a load of slow-witted reactionary swine is on the table

Why they hide the bodice under décolletage? (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 28 January 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

i cd care less, the EU draws its legitimacy from a bunch of governments i don't think of as particularly legitimate, just an ueber-sham parliament afaic

but the contempt that naysayers are treated with by pro politicians on both sides of the argument is a revealing little insight into what pro politicians think about democracy

and i think i'm saying that to dismiss all objections to the EU as xenophobic is cynical and defeatist at the same time

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 January 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

and xenophobia - prejudice anyway - can be rationally countered, if you've the will and the energy. one of the reasons that voters move towards far right parties imo is not mainstream parties failing to recognise their concerns but mainstream parties consistently, cravenly refusing to unambiguously oppose racism

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 January 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

I can think of a few pretty obvious Bullingdon-membershipped reasons why

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

will ye fuck off?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v2vPsxwKXE

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

maybe the economy's a disaster because the supply of low-skilled low paid jobs is finite and the gov has slashed everything else

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

As someone who may have to rely on it I'm pretty fucking furious about the Lewisham A&E announcement.

(For anyone not paying attention this is Jeremy Hunt's decision to downgrade ahem partially close a solvent well-performing A&E department to 'support' two indebted fuckups several miles away)

Matt DC, Thursday, 31 January 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, it's hard to imagine Hunt's estimate of two extra minutes of ambulance travel being correct if your options are QE and KCH

King's and Guy's are both shitting it about the likely extra patient numbers. Working at KCH A&E on a Saturday night probably sucks enough as it is without +xx% seriously ill people from Lewisham being brought in from too far down the road

crazed lerner fan (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently the mayor of Lewisham says they're going to do a legal challenge?

Jeremy Hunt really ought to be in prison, so obviously this government decided it would be a great idea to put him in charge of the NHS.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, well done again Liberal Democrats

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

Liberal Democrats, the opposition party that likes to say "Yes"

Mark G, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

Yes Yes Yes, michael gove finally receives some comeuppance: unanimous criticism from cross-party education select committee.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/english-baccalaureate-plans-from-michael-gove-threaten-to-wreck-stability-of-entire-examination-system-8473586.html

The sad thing though is none of this will deter him from his boneheadedness.

danzig, Friday, 1 February 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

nah it's about time Gove was held to account for the boneheaded uselessness of the entire history of the English eductational scare quote system unscare quote

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 February 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/jan/31/adam-afriyie-profile-tory-plot-rumours

so afriyie owns a 'content farm'. another tory deep in the SEO game (cf. chairman shapps' HowToCorp)

tpp, Friday, 1 February 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago) link

love how despite the 'do no evil' motto google are indirectly responsible for this shady underworld of new age grifters and conservative politicians

tpp, Friday, 1 February 2013 09:52 (eleven years ago) link

Jeremy Hunt also part of dodgy underpaid information economy, as reported in a rather good Quietus article last summer.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Friday, 1 February 2013 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently the mayor of Lewisham says they're going to do a legal challenge?

Apparently so, the challenge rests on whether the government actually has the authority to downgrade Lewisham to prop up the South London Healthcare Trust because it was never part of the trust in the first place. Which is why it's solvent rather than hamstrung by a shitty Blair-era PFI.

Local party aside, Labour have been worse than useless in their alleged 'opposition', possibly because they're responsible for the SLHT mess in the first place. Given they could feasibly win the election on the issue of the NHS it's stupid as well.

Matt DC, Friday, 1 February 2013 10:05 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry, shitty Brown-era PFI, need to get my dates right.

Matt DC, Friday, 1 February 2013 10:08 (eleven years ago) link

Haha also the Afriyie thing explains the really unflattering photo of Gordon Brown on the Adfero website.

Matt DC, Friday, 1 February 2013 10:43 (eleven years ago) link

Another example, this time from my neck of the woods, of the NHS being safe in Cameron's hands

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 February 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago) link

Murmurings about Gove

Gukbe, Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

So, Chris Huhne then. What would have happened if he had just taken the points?

questino (seandalai), Monday, 4 February 2013 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

He'd be leading the Lib Dems into the next election

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Monday, 4 February 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

Then the confirmation of the discovery of Richard III's body would be at the top of the BBC News webpage.

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Monday, 4 February 2013 12:59 (eleven years ago) link

Indeed, that's a good story!

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Monday, 4 February 2013 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

That dude certainly had a curved spine, but that's better than having no spine... like today's politicians... because they're spineless... er, bah dum pish?

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Monday, 4 February 2013 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

Bet Richard III must love "Get Up (Rattle)" by Bingo Players Featuring Far East Movement.

'Richard III, what's on your iPod (apart from mud from Bosworth Field)?'

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Monday, 4 February 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

He went on: "You might come to the conclusion that these telephone calls are two manipulative people trying unsuccessfully to manipulate each other."

Mark G, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

Thank fuck people like this aren't running the country oh wait...

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

"Rosa Parks did not give up her seat on that bus for me, a traditional christian conservative, to go to the back of the bus" - Tory MP Stewart Jackson

Ok I'm done.

prolego, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

This is probably going to turn out to be the best thing Cameron does in office, with the added bonus that it gives the Tories an even greater likelihood of turning on each other.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

Dorrieswatch:

"This bill in no way makes a requirement of faithfulness from same-sex couples. In fact, it does the opposite. In a heterosexual marriage a couple can divorce for adultery, and adultery is if you have sex with a member of the opposite sex. In a heterosexual marriage a couple vow to forsake all others ... A gay couple have no obligation to make that vow [to faithfulness] because they do not have to forsake all others because they cannot divorce for adultery. There is no requirement of faithfulness. And if there is no requirement of faithfulness, what is a marriage?"

questino (seandalai), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

"Rosa Parks did not give up her seat on that bus for me, a traditional christian conservative, to go to the back of the bus" - Tory MP Stewart Jackson

so this is what boggling actually feels like. boggle.

stet, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Enviable talent pool Conservative party has to draw on

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

did someone actually pull out the "Adam and Steve" line in Parliament today? o_O

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

.. And after all that money spent on their own education...

Mark G, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

Twitter currently searching wide for a couple called Adam and Steve planning to marry once this passes.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

that would be a first, no record of adam and steve in hansard

kind of what to search hansard for all the jon gauntish cant phrases

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

what/want

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

We celebrate new years eve, not new years steve

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

Keats wrote eve of st agnes, not steve of st fagness fyi

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

When Adam delved and Steve span
Who was the the gentleman?

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

Wow at Dorries and Jackson. Do they have no awareness of how idiotic they sound?

emil.y, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

As a Christian I just don't besteve in gay marraige

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

Jeeves and Wooster, not Steve and Woofter

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

Oh fuck I just realised that I've been saying "perverting the cause of justice" all these years ;_;

☯ t (wins), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/feb/07/michael-gove-gcse-replacement

English Baccalaureate dead in the water. This was Gove's flagship policy.

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen and part-time model (ShariVari), Thursday, 7 February 2013 08:41 (eleven years ago) link

Which educational/textbook company does Rupert Murdoch own, just out of interest?

karl lagerlout (suzy), Thursday, 7 February 2013 08:54 (eleven years ago) link

He owns a company called Amplify which hasn't really moved into the UK education sales sphere yet. There's no doubt that he sees education as one of the core money-spinners of the future, though.

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen and part-time model (ShariVari), Thursday, 7 February 2013 09:12 (eleven years ago) link

Undoubtedly.

Gove got religion to secure places for his children at St Mary Abbots (best primary school in Kensington and Chelsea, also three miles from where he lives). The normal parents hate him and the wife, who apparently teaches a Sunday school class there for extra brownie points. In view of what he's doing to other people's children, isn't that interesting?

karl lagerlout (suzy), Thursday, 7 February 2013 09:23 (eleven years ago) link

Gove is the equivalent of an football manager who fucks up all the time and the media go easy on him because he's their mate. He must be world class when it comes to sucking up to people.

Matt DC, Thursday, 7 February 2013 09:48 (eleven years ago) link

Totally. One of the most hilarious things I have seen on Twitter was one C. Moran going 'wait, he's really nice' like he'd willingly interact with any other person from her background.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Thursday, 7 February 2013 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

am i right in saying this has been blocked by the committee/lib dems for practical concerns about the specific implementation timetable rather than problems of principle? "dead in the water" seems premature if so.

caek, Thursday, 7 February 2013 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

and by premature i mean optimistic, although presumably not during this parliament

caek, Thursday, 7 February 2013 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

Strikes me they are using this opportunity to get the hell off this boat.

Mark G, Thursday, 7 February 2013 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

Gove gets mad love from journos because he's one of them: he's basically just the one out of a hundred blowhard opinions 4 u columnists who managed to kiss enough of the right arses to get a chance of actual power. He's living the op-ed hack's dream.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 February 2013 10:52 (eleven years ago) link

English Baccalaureate dead in the water. This was Gove's flagship policy.

Wack EBacc-y gets smoked...

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Thursday, 7 February 2013 11:45 (eleven years ago) link

am i right in saying this has been blocked by the committee/lib dems for practical concerns about the specific implementation timetable rather than problems of principle? "dead in the water" seems premature if so.

He seems to be proposing revisions to the current GCSE structure rather than a a replacement now so i think it's over for the foreseeable future.

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen and part-time model (ShariVari), Thursday, 7 February 2013 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

Anything that punctures that little prick's balloon of self-regard is worth celebrating

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

am sure you're all up on this already but it was a slight revelation to me:

http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/the-staggers/2010/07/gove-dark-stab-baddiel-footage

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

Slave labour illegal after all, phew

Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 11:11 (eleven years ago) link

love this, from the comments page:

To equate these schemes with "slave labour" is an offense to genuine slaves around the world, which is the real crisis.

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

lol@ that guy giving a fuck about genuine slaves.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 11:29 (eleven years ago) link

Well you know what Poundland's like, all cheap imitations of the genuine article, including their slaves

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

DEATH TO FALSE SLAVES

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 11:42 (eleven years ago) link

So...

Has anybody else been invited to the Labour People's Policy Forum to decide what 'One Nation' is actually all about? I'm baffled as to where my name came from, having never even been vaguely involved with the Labour party, but I'm half tempted to go.

First thoughts from the literature they've included:

The new Labour party logo looks really like some kind of BNP offshoot, and using "one nation" alongside it doesn't help.

The language used feels like a BNP hybrid too - lots of emphasis on the country needing to act together and become great again, focus on heavier/better policing and protecting children/the family from the scary 'future' Britain. "On immigration where those in power seemed to ignore the public's message that high levels of migration were having huge impacts on their lives. We must work to make sure that never happens again." (my emphasis) There are only about 10 paragraphs of text, so including it shows it's one of the main points of policy focus.

Personally, "Britain Isn't Working" is a mis-step. Feels like they would have gone with "coalition isn't working" for the complete Thatcher vibe if they thought they could have got away with it.

It's "invitation", not "invite".

The "Your Britain Policy Den" where you get the opportunity to "pitch to Labour's Policy Dragons" is just hilarious.

Whoever chose the photos of Ed in the booklet should look for a new job. My favourite is 'feeling a giant pair of invisible boobs at a picnic table', although 'Ref! I got the ball!' is good too.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Saturday, 16 February 2013 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

Perhaps life would improve for everybody if policies were not shaped to appeal to the stupidest and most reactionary white people, who never tire of reminding people they're oppressed worse than anyone while excusing others' poverty with 'this ain't Africa'. No child of immigrants has any business pushing shite like that.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 16 February 2013 11:50 (eleven years ago) link

Indeed, fuck one Britain

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 February 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

go, aldo, and express as much disgust as possible.

fizzles tics (Fizzles), Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

According to YouGov something like 43% of people consider "immigration" one of their top voting priorities. So either there are a lot of stupid and reactionary white people in this country or there's something else going on.

Immigration issues are usually housing or employment issues in disguise, they COULD make that clear but that would require a level of intellectual and moral leadership that is beyond the modern Labour Party.

Matt DC, Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

People are always saying immigration is one of their top voting priorities and then ignoring it come election day - and voting on the economy as usual

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

Alex Salmond?

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

Just realised something about this:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8089/8479310206_b5ac9a9c3b.jpg

So the leader, the shadow cabinet and the policy advisers will all be there for you tell them what their policies should be. Isn't there a shorter way to announce you and your entire team have no ideas?

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

Biggest politicians imaginary breasts I've ever seen. It's lucky he's talking to a woman of such slender build, or the picture might go seriously viral.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 16 February 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

"Under a Labour-run NHS you'd get a free operation to make them this big."

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Saturday, 16 February 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

One Nation Labour - i'm guessing the nation is the Duchy of Grand Fenwick

drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 February 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

Clueless tool surrounded by clueless tools...
Comic Relief: David Cameron appears in One Direction video

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Sunday, 17 February 2013 08:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65931000/jpg/_65931746_65931744.jpg
Four people in this picture are a waste of space and irrelevant to the future of Britain...

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Sunday, 17 February 2013 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

Is that the David Cameron Madame Tussaud's waxwork?

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 17 February 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

Not unless they've had a wax shortage and have started filling them full of shit instead.

These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Sunday, 17 February 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

is this where we're discussing that big hoohah about benefit claimant Heather Frost and her 11 kids, a mansion and a horse?

I got a bit fed up of bickering about it on Facebook, so I did a rare opinion-based blog about it - http://charlieframe.wordpress.com/2013/02/21/about-the-lady-with-the-11-kids-a-horse-and-a-mansion/ Never sure how these turn out, it's probably pretty obvious stuff to most people here anyway.

dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

how would you fix the system so that it both helped ppl and prevented widespread abuse or 'scrounging', that's the thing.

For all you say 'fix the system', i've worked for years in 'the system' over here and if even a majority of those able to work were actually willing to do so or to engage honestly with services, then the 'system' would function much better. That hasnt been my experience tho, and i'm not talking about only since the crash.

It's as overly simplistic to blame the apparatus as it is to focus on a single claimant, but i mean idk would i be tsk-tsking ppl if they're annoyed reading about individual cases like the one in question. Sure, it's cliched mailbait and all that but dismissing anyone it pisses off as not being highminded or politically pious enough is writing off a large % of yr fellow man tbh, wherefore macgregor theory x then eh?

lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 February 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

benefit claimant

I believe you mean DOLE QUEEN.

It's fine to be annoyed about people playing the system so transparently but the objective here is clearly not to merely limit abuse but to reduce sympathy for all benefit claimants. At the same time, the government is actually keeping families in B&Bs and temporary accommodation for longer than the law allows.

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen and part-time model (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 February 2013 08:38 (eleven years ago) link

So, we have this policy where people waiting for council housing are being told to leave private let flats that cost over £250/week in London, but they are moved on to B&B or temporary accommodation which can cost at least twice as much as that (they have housing need as judged by the council, so if your council isn't trying to transport them away from their families/schools/etc, this is where some wind up). Statutorily homeless people in hostels often have ridiculous 'service charges' added to the cost of rent - I mean, I don't know if places that provide 'breakfast' really need to charge another £100 a week to the claimant/the council for low-quality breakfast food, but it must be a nice scam on top of all the other private-sector money-shifters going on in this sector in Britain.

As to this particular family, there are only 109 families this size receiving out-of work benefits in the UK. Child benefit costs are a non-issue here. We complain that councils aren't building enough housing, but many councils (like Camden, where I am) are actually selling off the larger properties in their portfolios instead of putting large families into them. Most London boroughs have around 20,000 claimants each on their council-flat waiting lists, yet the only house-building happening is HAs building 'affordable' housing.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

They should feed her horse to her children. In a box marked "lasagne or something".

Woy Division (onimo), Thursday, 21 February 2013 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

(I won't read DM comments but I'd bet money there's one like that with up arrows galore)

Woy Division (onimo), Thursday, 21 February 2013 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

Heh i'll assume that stands for daily mail

lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

LOL

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:18 (eleven years ago) link

DM, saying what we're all thinking

Neil S, Thursday, 21 February 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

So much for that AAA rating by which we were to judge Osborne

stet, Friday, 22 February 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21554311
fucking fucking fuck...

These goons are from Galactor and who gives a s*** (snoball), Friday, 22 February 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

one of us, oooonnnneee offff usssssssss

lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Friday, 22 February 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

disturbed that the tories are already attempting to have this parsed as, 'the aaa rating isn't important, but we're losing it because we're not shifting debt quick enough' rather than 'the aaa rating isn't important, but osborne's policies will guarantee that the economy doesn't grow'. the issue shouldn't be osborne's humiliation, delicious though that is, but the fact that austerity isn't working and should be discontinued forthwith.

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Saturday, 23 February 2013 08:28 (eleven years ago) link

reading these articles makes me realise i don't know what "credit ratings" or "bond yields" or indeed "growth" actually mean

lex pretend, Saturday, 23 February 2013 10:13 (eleven years ago) link

The Bank has so far pumped £375bn into the financial system, creating money to buy-back government bonds.

this is just gibberish to me

lex pretend, Saturday, 23 February 2013 10:14 (eleven years ago) link

i can't actually back up a single one of my left-wing beliefs with economic arguments, which probably proves what every RWer thinks about lefties

lex pretend, Saturday, 23 February 2013 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

Relax, most RW types use the totally spurious housewife-o-meter to 'splain economics to the public, so...

karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 23 February 2013 10:23 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but i can't even counter THOSE arguments

tbh i still don't get why a household's economy isn't analogous to a country's economy, conceptualising it like that is the only way it begins to make the tiniest amount of sense to me

lex pretend, Saturday, 23 February 2013 10:26 (eleven years ago) link

Don't worry - nobody gets it, politics usually takes over. If people's pockets are empty for long enough then maybe violence might be on the cards.

This has been in the cards since xmas even if not before, no surprises.

disturbed that the tories are already attempting to have this parsed as, 'the aaa rating isn't important, but we're losing it because we're not shifting debt quick enough' rather than 'the aaa rating isn't important, but osborne's policies will guarantee that the economy doesn't grow'.

Don't be disturbed, its par for the course.

I think it'll be even further humiliation if Osborne were to make a U-turn. There'll be a carrot or two dangled that might signal an A- plan in the budget next month, otherwise can't see the cuts not continuing till the next election. He can make the case that unemployment is coming down and so is the debt but mainly they don't have any other ideas.

In fact no one has very many ideas on how to deal with the debt...

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 23 February 2013 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

so much of the complexities of economics are tied into explaining or defending the foibles of the existing economic system that i think you can safely not worry too much about it. it's a science for debating the best arrangement of deckchairs on the Titanic. your left wing beliefs don't really hang on whether endless economic growth is a good or viable way for humanity to organise itself.

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2013 10:43 (eleven years ago) link

(not advocating total ignorance, just saying that the struggle to save ourselves as a species and to create a world where genuine equality of opportunity and maximisation of human potential exists has got fuck all to do with the world of credit ratings)

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2013 10:45 (eleven years ago) link

Losing their AAA rating hasn't affected France or the US too badly, although both are in better positions economically than the UK. So Osborne is probably right when he's saying it's not the end of the world. But preserving the UK's AAA rating has been the government's reason for all this austerity in the first place. And if the credit rating isn't that important than hmmm maybe he had some other goal in mind?

Matt DC, Saturday, 23 February 2013 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

I thought when we lost our AAA rating we'd as well to start eating horsemeat and talking Greek, wasn't the scenario painted by Cameron + Osborne to win them the last election, which they didn't win? Still, they can always count on the staunch support of their Liberal Democrat colleagues when it comes to fucking us over.

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

Also yeah insert some stuff about the ratings agencies failing the world economy in the build up to the crash in the first place.

My guess is that this combined with a defeat in Eastleigh combined with Osborne being forced to get up and admit that the deficit has actually widened in the last year will be disastrous for the coalition. People will only really accept austerity if it's seen to be working, especially given that the effects of austerity are only just becoming visible.

Overestimating the windfall from 4G spectrum by like a billion probably hasn't helped either.

Matt DC, Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

I thought when we lost our AAA rating we'd as well to start eating horsemeat and talking Greek

Hey we've got the first bit sorted.

Matt DC, Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

I'm somehow reminded of Gordon Brown's "End to boom and bust" howler

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

Rating dip seems more symbolic, but citing the lack of debt reduction as a reason for it means Osbourne at least feels he should do more austerity. The practical downside is that a lot of pension funds/401ks etc will have to get out of the British Government bond game, right?

Gukbe, Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

the only cause i've seen cited for the rating dip has been lack of growth in the UK economy which if anything is a result of the austerity measures i thought

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

obv the Gov will lie like crazy about this but

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

the only cause i've seen cited for the rating dip has been lack of growth in the UK economy which if anything is a result of the austerity measures i thought

You and I might think that, but Moody's geniuses say one of the factors that might make them cut the rating further is "reduced political commitment to fiscal consolidation".

Alba, Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

Also yeah insert some stuff about the ratings agencies failing the world economy in the build up to the crash in the first place.

^this

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

What does "fiscal consolidation" mean though? If it means "just cutting more shit" then yeah that will embolden Osborne, if it means "actually reducing the deficit" then it won't. What we're seeing play out is that cutting in itself doesn't actually reduce the deficit.

Matt DC, Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

Keynesianism 101 innit.

Neil S, Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

you just said a swear

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

I think the word "commitment" suggests it's the former, Matt.

Alba, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

There's also the inherent... childishness of allowing markets to dictate policy. I mean it's not like they're going to stop lending the British government money, government bonds are still a safer investment than pretty much anything else.

Matt DC, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

I'm thinking about Labour here really, it's not like appeasing bond market investors is the Tories' core reason for slashing public spending.

Matt DC, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

government bonds are still a safer investment than pretty much anything else

They become worth (a lot?) less at a lower credit rating don't they?

fizzles tics (Fizzles), Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

they become more expensive for governments to sell, because interest rates go up when they are deemed more risky to buy.

Neil S, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

that was it, thanks Neil.

fizzles tics (Fizzles), Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

what ARE govt bonds?

lex pretend, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

basically they're a loan sold by the government on a market, and the interest rate (and hence expense of paying them back) is determined by the risk as monitored by credit rating agencies.

Neil S, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

so governments will say "we need to raise £1bn for short to medium term spending, what rate will you lend us that money?" The problem for Italy and Spain recently was the cost of borrowing this money started to creep up until defaulting on the loan became a possibility, which would be economically disastrous as no lender would then stump up cash,

Neil S, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

my mind just runs into a brick wall when i try to understand the concept of selling a loan

lex pretend, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

problem is as mentioned upthread, credit rating agencies are tools of the corporate man and wedded to neoliberal ideological norms that meant they were blind to the causes of the crisis. So why "the market" should give them credibility is an open question, I suppose it's because if everyone stopped believing in this stuff then certain people would stop making large amounts of money. Gramsci-ite neoliberal hegemony therefore rules.

Neil S, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

Hm, I'm not sure I agree with everyone saying "it's okay, nobody understands economics". I'm not an economics expert by any stretch, but it is kind of important to have a handle on what's going on and why.

However, that's a general principle, and if in a particular case it is beyond you, that doesn't necessarily condemn you to a life of political dilettantism - there are many many other reasons to despise the right-wing in the UK. For one thing, you can see the effects of economic policy very clearly. I've never been a believer in the trope of "if you can't suggest something better then don't criticise" -> even if you are not a highly-trained policy-maker, you can still stand up and be counted re: institutional ableism, racism, sexism, class warfare, removal of basic services, etc...

None of this is going to be news to anyone itt, obviously. tl;dr: economics is important, but not essential to the layperson.

emil.y, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

He can make the case that unemployment is coming down and so is the debt but mainly they don't have any other ideas.

The debt certainly isn't coming down, the deficit might be (but probably isn't)

A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

for a good explanation of a lot of this stuff, I'd recommend John Lanchester's Whoops!, which also has the virtue of being well written. His articles in the LRB are also very readable.

Neil S, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

probably an important hurdle wrt understanding economics is realising that it's basically a self-perpetuating sham doing a reasonable job of masquerading as a science. full communism now.

hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ OTM

emil.y, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

Unemployment isn't coming down either - de facto jobseekers being counted as employed when on workfare schemes, ex-claimants going self-employed at the behest of people with 'targets', people employed casually or on zero-hours contracts being underemployed...

karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

While this is all true the figures say otherwise and unless Osborne is personally driving a fiddle that is about to be uncovered he will tell people unemployment is coming down. Not only that he will shamelessly say there are more people in work than ever! The guy has the highly dubious gift in telling lies so convincingly to make enough people want to believe in that...

Same for the finances: they are in a terrible state but he'll take any bit of 'improvement'.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 23 February 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

The problem is not that the markets said GB debt was too high or deficit not reducing enough -- it's allowing Osborne to spin that into "ergo more cuts required".

The other, better, way to reduce your debt is to increase your income. Yes stimulus means a short-term increase in your debt, but it's like a household taking out a loan to start a business.

This might have been a better plan when the cost of GB debt was at all-time lows, but it's still the better option now.

stet, Saturday, 23 February 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

probably an important hurdle wrt understanding economics is realising that it's basically a self-perpetuating sham doing a reasonable job of masquerading as a science.

that is more or less what i said tbf. maybe it's good to understand mystification, but identifying it as such will do.

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 February 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

I can think of an economist or two who had quite a bit to do with Communism. Still, the government would like you to think of economic forces as being essentially uncontrollable forces of nature, rather than the cumulative effects of decisions made by individuals. Although obviously other factors, ie availability of natural resources, also come into play.

As far as I understand it the British economy IS actually creating jobs but they're mostly poorly-paid and part time, which isn't sustainable in the longer term, especially taking into the account the withdrawal of public spending.

Can't see much happening other than more cuts, a triple-dip and an economic spiral now though. What joy.

Matt DC, Saturday, 23 February 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

the 'voodoo economics is pleonasm because it is all voodoo!' thing has a very early 19th century proto-anarchist crank feel to it

Like Poto I don't Cabengo (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 23 February 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

They become worth (a lot?) less at a lower credit rating don't they?

― fizzles tics (Fizzles), Saturday, February 23, 2013 2:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they become more expensive for governments to sell, because interest rates go up when they are deemed more risky to buy.

― Neil S, Saturday, February 23, 2013 2:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you'd think, but this doesn't happen in practice. the "uncertainty" makes investors want to buy the safest asset they can think of, which turned out to be japanese bonds, french bonds, and us bonds, respectively, when each of those countries got downgraded. oh je.

caek, Sunday, 24 February 2013 08:40 (eleven years ago) link

credit rating down = yields down = bond prices up = round and round we go.

caek, Sunday, 24 February 2013 08:42 (eleven years ago) link

http://news.sky.com/story/1056747/boris-johnson-evicted-from-city-hall-meeting wtf

stet, Monday, 25 February 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

nobody grandstands like boris eh

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, 25 February 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

londonist always good on these meetings:

http://londonist.com/2013/02/mayors-question-time-boris-begone-edition.php

ledge, Monday, 25 February 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

haha wow

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, 25 February 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

why do we have to have such utter cunts in opposition. like, at least give us a decent opposition. fuck it

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, 25 February 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

i think milliband commenting cluelessly on the hilary mantel thing the other day was my actual real and true final straw with this bunch.

Jay Nerdlinger (stevie), Monday, 25 February 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

green party are fucking useless though, and believe me I've tried with them. where next?

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, 25 February 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

I guess we just try to create influential art

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, 25 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

That's entirely a The Thick Of It episode, fuck me

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, 25 February 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

we accept that everything's fucked and people seem to like it that way

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 February 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

def feel like when you're discussing cunts whose cuntishness is fucking us over, the actual british people deserve as high a billing, or higher, than our awful and useless politicians

lex pretend, Monday, 25 February 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Mike Thornton, Liberal Democrats - 13,342
Diane James, Ukip - 11,571
Maria Hutchings, Conservative party - 10,559
John O'Farrell, Labour party- 4,088
Danny Stupple, Independent - 768
Iain McClenann, National Health Action - 392
Ray Hall, Beer, Baccy and Crumpet party - 235
Kevin Milburn, Christian Party "Proclaiming Christ's Lordship" - 163
Howling "Laud" Hope, Monster Raving Loony William Hill party - 136
Jim Duggan, Peace party - 128
David Bishop, Elvis Loves Pets party - 72
Michael Walters, English Democrats "Putting England First!" - 70
Daz Proctor, Trade Unionists and Socialists Against Cuts - 62
Colin Bex, Wessex Regionalists - 30

A huge swing from the Wessex Regionalists to the Beer, Baccy and Crumpet party.

A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 1 March 2013 08:09 (eleven years ago) link

Lib Dems: good news to pick up a win despite being so unpopular and having the incumbent leave in disgrace, but lost a third of their votes and if the UKIP surge goes Tory next time, they'll lose badly
UKIP: massive result, unfortunately
Tories: ho, ho, ho! Down to third place, also lost a third of their votes, left with a tricky tactical decision re: UKIP
Labour: share of the vote virtually unchanged, no real impression made on seat in the south

A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 1 March 2013 08:15 (eleven years ago) link

fuck this electorate

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

its a by-election. it really means nothing on a larger scale.

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Friday, 1 March 2013 08:27 (eleven years ago) link

it means 35,000 people yesterday took the trouble to vote for the LDs, UKIP or the Tories.

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 08:40 (eleven years ago) link

Almost 40k including labour

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:16 (eleven years ago) link

I can forgive people for voting Labour. I don't want to live in a country where UKIP voters also live. Is there somewhere I can defect to or do I have to try and massacre 10,000 people now? Bother.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:24 (eleven years ago) link

i was gonna include Labour and when i tried to write "but" i thought "i can't really find an excuse for voting Labour in 2013" but maybe old people who are confused idk

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:32 (eleven years ago) link

Well put the other 35k down to that i guess, and all the others as well

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:34 (eleven years ago) link

nah dude, not having that.

am i trying to sentimentally separate the Labour party from the others? perhaps. it's not a good look for somebody who rejects the sham of parliamentary democracy as is, i agree. but somewhere within the Labour party as historical project or myth or ghost is the idea of a politics that aspires to the good of all, or the good of the majority. that simply isn't true of the other parties in the list.

it's still possible, misguidedly, to vote for Labour because you think the country or the world or your town should treat people better, more equally. it's impossible logically to vote for the other parties in that spirit - they are exclusionary by history, instinct and policy. they believe in a fundamental way in a better world for some, the deserving, and punishment or control for the damned.

IRL that distinction is dead, agreed. the possibility of it existing in incurious minds is not quite dead yet tho i think.

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:45 (eleven years ago) link

The seat has never been Labour and never was going to be Labour this time round, they're pretty much an irrelevance in that constituency and they knew it. My guess is:

- This is as close to a safe LibDem seat as you get, and/or they must have campaigned exceptionally well at local level.

- The splintering of the right-wing vote is probably good news for Labour in the longer run (although they're vulnerable to UKIP as well).

- This result is terrible for Cameron on just about every conceivable level.

Matt DC, Friday, 1 March 2013 09:45 (eleven years ago) link

I dont wanna lol but

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:55 (eleven years ago) link

lol with ya baby, no more...

(soz)

Mark G, Friday, 1 March 2013 10:03 (eleven years ago) link

NV you captured my sentiments re. Labour exactly. I've been immersed in the 1930s this week, and I realised that despite Bliar and everything that has transpired, I still have an emotional connection to the Labour movement as-was. I haven't voted Labour in a while, but I'd still rather see Labour, as hopelessly confused as they are, in charge than the 'my home is my castle' brigades represented by the Right.

Idk who I'd have voted for if I lived in Eastleigh. It's v. depressing.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:06 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry that was banal. But when you're reading about the folks marching from Glasgow to London in clogs to fight against benefit cuts, and the wide-eyed revolutionary fervour of those inter-war socialists, you remember what socialism was supposed to achieve. Did achieve, to a great extent, in it's tempered, British incarnation. We are losing it, and the country seems to be full of savage slugs, looking askance at anyone less fortunate than themselves, when they can tear their eyes away from Downton or whatevs. Arguments that were won then (we should not treat the poor like shit, regardless of whether they deserve it; unemployed and sick people are citizens, not mendicants) are being lost now.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

I'm still a member of the Labour party because i can't be bothered to work out how to leave. Locally they have some decent people who deserve the votes and financial support they get but they're largely indefensible at a national level. Might just cancel my direct debit and let them work out the rest.

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen and part-time model (ShariVari), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:18 (eleven years ago) link

i guess i'd say those arguments were never "won", there was just a historical moment when the working class had sufficient influence within the Labour party to make the 1945 government carry out some socialist policies. that working class doesn't exist in the same strength any more and has been pushed to the near-voiceless margins of the modern Labour party. we have a workforce that doesn't recognise itself as working class no matter how exploited it may be. we have the appearance of a general material prosperity formed from cheap imports and cheap credit. the problems of 2013 aren't the problems of 1945. we can't unify people behind outdated solutions to obsolete problems. Capitalism in its consumerist phase has everything to gain by this social isolation, solipsism, alienation. the politics of resistance is faced with the real prospect that for a majority of people this is as good as it gets - no matter how bad that may be in future.

i'm out of answers. let them run the ship into the rocks if that's what the passengers want.

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:29 (eleven years ago) link

in the end what democracy amounted to was allowing a majority of people to consent to hand themselves and everybody else over to the interests of the plutocrats

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:32 (eleven years ago) link

I still have an emotional connection to the Labour movement as-was. I haven't voted Labour in a while, but I'd still rather see Labour, as hopelessly confused as they are, in charge than the 'my home is my castle' brigades represented by the Right.

I agree with every word of that. So I end up holding my nose and voting Labour because what the fuck else am I supposed to do :(

pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

cut the cord, recognise that the game is elsewhere and that voting for them is encouraging what they've become. or pragmatically, vote against the other vermin in whatever way is likely to prove most effective.

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:46 (eleven years ago) link

the greens seem like nice people?

thomasintrouble, Friday, 1 March 2013 10:47 (eleven years ago) link

Greens don't even stand in my constituency. Last two elections had Tory, LD, Lab, SNP & UKIP - no Greens, no independents, no old skool Socialists, no BNP.

pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:50 (eleven years ago) link

The Greens want more homeopathy in the NHS. I'd rather have actual drugs.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

paying seven pounds-odd prescription charge for a little phial of water seems a bit much

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

Worth pointing out that as the country is in a state of extreme flux right now and Labour will need to redefine itself yet again according to what shape of Britain emerges, or to shape it themselves obviously. No one really knows what that will be yet, and no one within the party looks more ridiculous than the disgruntled and vocal Blairite throwbacks.

Matt DC, Friday, 1 March 2013 10:59 (eleven years ago) link

I don't see much of an appetite for that on their front bench, and if they somehow scrape through the next election they won't be redefining anything for another few years.

pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Friday, 1 March 2013 11:01 (eleven years ago) link

- The splintering of the right-wing vote is probably good news for Labour in the longer run (although they're vulnerable to UKIP as well).

i don't think it's going to result in a splintering in the long run. i think most tory voters are of the vote "most right wing candidate electable" school and would happily vote ukip as soon as they win their first mp. in the longer run the party itself is going to have to move right and overwhelm/subsume ukip. that will be lol to watch.

great manufacturing data this morning by the way.

caek, Friday, 1 March 2013 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

Blame the Chinese.

Bad weather at the end of January and a larger than expected disruption caused by the Chinese New Year holiday on global trade flows saw new orders fall for a second successive month, Markit said.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/9902000/UK-manufacturing-shrinks-unexpectedly-in-February.html

pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Friday, 1 March 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link

if they somehow scrape through the next election they won't be redefining anything for another few years.

They might not have a choice, for all sorts of reasons.

Matt DC, Friday, 1 March 2013 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

The Greens want more homeopathy in the NHS. I'd rather have actual drugs.

― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo)

I've joined the Green party, but haven't made up my mind how much I want to get involved. Sections of the party are clearly hard-of-thinking (but nice, yes). Perhaps I will crusade for evidence-based policy making. Someone should.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 11:24 (eleven years ago) link

Theyre still not goin to redefine anything according to any coherent and sustainable ideals. I know that nobody else is either, i know that no such ideals exist in most likelihood, just dont understand the fetishisation of labour tbh, some ppl said some stuff in the thirties, tried it for a while in the seventies, didnt work out, lyfe

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 11:25 (eleven years ago) link

Worst fetish ever.

Matt DC, Friday, 1 March 2013 11:27 (eleven years ago) link

paying seven pounds-odd prescription charge for a little rustic phial of water seems a bit much

― a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:57 (27 minutes ago)

fixxxxed

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Friday, 1 March 2013 11:28 (eleven years ago) link

green party are fucking useless though, and believe me I've tried with them. where next?

― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, 25 February 2013 15:22 (4 days ago)

yeah this again really

mind you homeopathy isn't the real enemy folks

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Friday, 1 March 2013 11:29 (eleven years ago) link

It's not fetishisation, it's the fact that those ideals do exist, even if only in our hearts, and not on the Lab front benches.

What do you, when you have an ideal? Let go of it and embrace cynicism? I'm continually trying to learn & evolve, but the g-d- ideals get more radical the more I know about how fucked the world is.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 11:30 (eleven years ago) link

isn't the problem that socialism needs everyone to actively work at it whereas capitalism only requires passive complaisance?

and y'know, we're collectively a bit lazy

thomasintrouble, Friday, 1 March 2013 11:33 (eleven years ago) link

I dont really have any ideals i'd expect to see on the front bench of a govt in the uk.

Our lot are doing a decent job, but then i'm a good deal more centre-right than this thread/ilx (and a good deal left of the political majority here)

and yr professed ideals arent much to do with labour 2013 aiui, im not claiming to know what % of mp's share them or what party comes close, but it's a long way from govt numbers, right?

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 12:04 (eleven years ago) link

Dunno if I'm idealistic about full blown state must own all this shit socialism but I think it might be possible to form a popular electable party that doesn't treat poor and disabled people as shit you can't scrape of your shoes. Maybe one that recognises that if the state has a role in welfare, health, defence, education, etc. then it should maybe have properly paid qualified people ensuring it fulfils that role without them having to test themselves against a free market/profit-oriented model that says "we can do all of that stuff cheaper and better apart from all the unprofitable difficult stuff we're going to chop at the earliest opportunity!"

pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Friday, 1 March 2013 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

Im not disagreeing with your ideals, im just saying that yes, that's probably a little idealistic

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

Had a brief moment of horror when the Lib Dems shoved their rag through the door yesterday (with apologies for any chloroform-related mental images this produces) with a headline screaming "Only the LDs can beat the Tories here!" and I mentally ran through my futile options before a minute of "oh god oh god there is nobody to vote for, nobody left who isn't an utter cunt"

then I drank some cider and went about my evening

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 1 March 2013 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

onimo otm.

I'm not a red-blooded Socialist Worker toting socialist, but I fundamentally believe in not treating people like shit, and am not willing to release anyone still claiming allegiance to the left, however weak, from that ideal. I do happen to think that a govt run welfare state and national health service are the best way to achieve that, & unbridled capitalism is desperately harmful, but my main beef w/ the right is that they don't deal in compassion.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago) link

well yeah, but careerist party politics rarely deals in compassion

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Friday, 1 March 2013 12:33 (eleven years ago) link

my solution would be a parliament of 500 randomly-chosen individuals from the electoral register, with the option to turn it down (just roll the computerised dice again!)

^^^this is the only fair and scrupulous way to do it and it'd be a damn, damn sight better than what we have now

c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Friday, 1 March 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

I get facepalmy when, of all the debates they could engage with easily and win popular support, Labour decide they're going to focus on 'concern' about immigration. That and Miliband weighing in on Hilary fucking Mantel of all things - does he not participate in smart-people conversations at any point in his day? Because immigration is the ultimate subject in dumb-person conversation (or possibly penultimate, there's always the royals).

karl lagerlout (suzy), Friday, 1 March 2013 12:35 (eleven years ago) link

@imago, nope, it doesn't, but leftwing voters can demand a pretence at compassion, so we at least get a chance of the NHS not being sold for parts.

@suzy Yeah it seems dumb. But then I thought Lego Friends was insultingly stupid misogynistic crap, and it's boosted sales by 25%.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

That and Miliband weighing in on Hilary fucking Mantel of all things - does he not participate in smart-people conversations at any point in his day?

i don't think he, or indeed cameron, is entirely to blame for the press splashing with recreational outrage like that. i mean that was the week cameron was in india, right, and presumably saying things of substance in speeches (repulsive things, but things worth covering nonetheless).

Because immigration is the ultimate subject in dumb-person conversation (or possibly penultimate, there's always the royals).

immigration is not a stupid topic per se, too (although i don't doubt he's going to say sth stupid). it's a lot more important than the early-90s-vintage culture wars twitter froth over the fucking gcse history curriculum, for example.

caek, Friday, 1 March 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

...Ray Hall, Beer, Baccy and Crumpet party - 235
Kevin Milburn, Christian Party "Proclaiming Christ's Lordship" - 163
Howling "Laud" Hope, Monster Raving Loony William Hill party - 136
Jim Duggan, Peace party - 128
David Bishop, Elvis Loves Pets party - 72
Michael Walters, English Democrats "Putting England First!" - 70...

hahahaha, only 90s kids will like this status, etc.

caek, Friday, 1 March 2013 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

The sight of Tories squirming, ye cannae whack it but a horrible constituency nonetheless, I'm sure they are nice people individually but politically vile

.... the rest look like Dudley Sutton (Tom D.), Friday, 1 March 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

it might be possible to form a popular electable party that doesn't treat poor and disabled people as shit you can't scrape of your shoes. Maybe one that recognises that if the state has a role in welfare, health, defence, education, etc. then it should maybe have properly paid qualified people ensuring it fulfils that role without them having to test themselves against a free market/profit-oriented model that says "we can do all of that stuff cheaper and better

I fundamentally believe in not treating people like shit, and am not willing to release anyone still claiming allegiance to the left, however weak, from that ideal. I do happen to think that a govt run welfare state and national health service are the best way to achieve that, & unbridled capitalism is desperately harmful

i don't think you'll get even half of this under any conceivable government thrown up under our existing political system now.

i don't have a dogmatic version of Marxism to peddle here, but i think it's important to realise that even a (not gonna happen) return to the economic and social climate of the 1960s/70s means we are inevitably fucked as a society, as a civilization, as a species.

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not calling for a return to the 60s/70s. My actual view is that we need to radically rethink the shape of democracy, dismantle pretty much everything, and urgently explore ideas such as prosperity without growth, if we are to stand a chance of survival. I don't think this will happen, and I don't think we will survive, tbh. But you can't put that kind of belief into yr everyday practice b/c the logical next step actually is a shooting spree.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

hey, there's lots of other possible steps. even resignation isn't the only option. but i can't see "us" reasoning our way to safety en masse.

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

I dont understand yr meaning of 'survival' here

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

I'm struggling a bit with "prosperity without growth" myself.

isn't that just malthusianism?

caek, Friday, 1 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

Aargh, "what's not to like" in the second paragraph. The rest of it appears to be the usual back to barter stuff.

as opposed to a regulated capitalism that never ends

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 March 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

High on the list is the need for us all to consume less "stuff" and to seek a type of prosperity outside the conventional trappings of affluence: within relationships, family, community and the meaning of our lives and vocations in a functional society that places value on the future.

i.e. live in old baked bean tin in middle of road and be grateful for it. What value on whose future?

as opposed to a regulated capitalism that never ends

Nobody seems to be coming up with a better, workable alternative, unless they mean set up a Trotskyite republic, hang the Queen etc. which is really going to get humanity places.

Yr ignoring efficiencies iirc

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

Survival = not being "...fucked as a society, a civilization, a species."

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

-What value on whose future?

Some value on the future of anyone who hasn't got the cash to build their own fortress in fifty years time. I don't think anyone needs me to detail the 101 ways we are ushering in the apocalypse at this point.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

Eh i dont buy it tbh. We'll revisit in 50 years things are v likely to be better than now on almost any measure you wish to apply.

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

It's possible, but not if we stay on the heading we are now.

Let's start with biodiversity. Hit me up as to how you see that improving.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

(I know that we were talking about the future in human terms, but stick with me; biodiversity underpins our ability to feed ourselves.)

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

Actually let's not do this here, it's p. much out of scope for the UK politics thread.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

Dint wanna say, cos tbh im relying on experts for most of the answers tbrr

poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

I spent 12 solid months researching for a game set in a near-future apocalypse, and realised fairly quickly that a lot of the things I went into it thinking were lol fiction are all too likely to happen, have already happened, or are in the process of happening and cannot easily be stopped. Game never went into development ofc. I did get a short story out of it, so hey, silver linings.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Friday, 1 March 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/mar/01/eastleigh-byelection-voters-explain-ukip

One of the reasons I voted for Ukip is immigration. I'm worried about the dropping of the barrier in January. I fully expect 2-4 million Bulgarians and Romanians to come over. What's it going to be like? We're a small island. For me, we're full. It's not about race, it's about space. We haven't got the roads, we haven't got the infrastructure The future is 4 million Romanians stuck in a traffic jam on the M3.

The Tories have come in and they seem hamstrung by the Liberal Democrats. They can't get their policies through. So you will change this by voting UKIP?

It's important this country remains as good as it has always been. We can't keep letting our human and political rights filter away.
This seems strangely backwards - isn't the mantra supposed to be that our lives are ruined by courts of human rights and political correctness gone mad?

I'd always been a Conservative until about three years ago. We are no longer Great Britain. I did 22 years in the services fighting communism. For what? What did we achieve? Um....

We want out of Europe. The big local issue around here is lack of jobs. We don't seem to be able to find jobs for our younger people. I've got 12 grandchildren. When I look around, I think: 'Where are they going to find jobs, where are they going to find places to live?' I'm worried about crime as well. Come here on a Friday night, Saturday night, it's terrible when the pubs are turning out. Where are the boys in blue? Not to be seen. As soon as we get out of Europe there will be jobs for all and no more fighting at the weekend.

I haven't voted before but I've been impressed by Ukip. I drink in the Wagon Works pub where the party people have been having their dinner. They have talked to me about their policies and I agree with a lot of what they have told me.
Like what?
There's going to be more and more foreigners coming in and taking everything from us. It's diabolical. They come and get this and that.
Everything? This *and* that? It's difficult to refute such a specific claim.
We couldn't go to their country.
Um...why?

A Yawning Chasm (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 1 March 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

tbh I can't really adjust for all the evil that's been done in my name.

i hate everyone and everybody, does that count?

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 2 March 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

i really like people

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 2 March 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

8 months inside for the Huhne dawg

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Monday, 11 March 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

His and Hers matching sentences! But likely they'll be out in three months.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Monday, 11 March 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

porridge is a dish best served cold

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Monday, 11 March 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

I've only just got round to reading the emails between Pryce and the Sunday Times journalist and... it's amazing how naive she is.

Matt DC, Monday, 11 March 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

yeah what's that about? she had a QC neighbour advising her as well. "yeah, don't worry about it sure it'll be fine tbh."

Fizzles, Monday, 11 March 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

Matt - could you summarize them in one or two sentences for those too time-pressed/lazy to do their own research? And whatever his sons text messages said too please?

the company of wome (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

And whatever his sons text messages said too please?

iirc "Fuck off Dad, I hate you".

aztec table rapper (seandalai), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

"why the fuck is our name still huhne u twat x"

gubba hoy hoy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

Most lol/sad thing about the father/son texts was CHuhne's inability to escape political "I hear your concerns but let's be reasonable" speak when his own son is telling him to fuck off for breaking up the family.

aztec table rapper (seandalai), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

i'd have more respect for Peter Huhne if the relationship broke down cos his dad was a Lib Dem

silly word combination (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 07:43 (eleven years ago) link

Peter Huhne, ILX display name generator.

Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

i KNEW it reminded me of something..

piscesx, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

it feels weird that these are allowed to be published

^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

(i see that it was revealed in court)

^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

Objecting to phone hacking is so last year

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

What a twunt David Burrowes is.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/mar/14/eric-joyce-arrested-commons-brawl

Again? That's literally two weeks after the first pub banning order expired.

Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Friday, 15 March 2013 08:36 (eleven years ago) link

Two weeks? That's a long celebration...

Mark G, Friday, 15 March 2013 09:03 (eleven years ago) link

More on the Return of the Scuffler

Shouldn't laugh but:

"I can vividly remember a policeman's hat rolling on the ground towards me as I was watching this scene unfold."

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 15 March 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

Bertie Wooster on the trouble at the Drones Club

Neil S, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/mar/15/dwp-law-change-jobseekers-poundland

just when i think i can't hate these cunts more they go and pull some completely indefensible shit like this because they know they can get away with it

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

LIKE OMG YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE LAW RETROACTIVELY TO MAKE YOUR OWN ILLEGAL ACTIONS LEGAL

except apparently you can

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

The Guardian understands that Labour will support the fast-tracked bill with some further safeguards and that negotiations with the coalition are ongoing.

ffs

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

our "opposition" can fuck off as well

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

They'll do this, but they won't retrospectively decriminalise swapping speeding points to keep Chris Huhne out of prison. Huh.

further safeguards

PHEW FOR A MINUTE THERE I WAS WORRIED

what, the lib dem bloke? (xpost)

Mark G, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

Does Labour not want to be in government, then? Do they just not want people voting for them?

What's the use - the opinion polls say having people's futures pulled out from underneath them isn't as important as sticking one to the Germans, so, as somebody else said way upthread (can't remember who), the degradation and oppression will continue until Britain goes broke, or starves, or drowns, since that seems to be what most British people want.

tbf the opinion polls suggest the government is pretty unpopular right now. Which is why it's even more nonsensical for Labour to be having any truck with Gauleiter Duncan Smith's banana republic bullshit.

Shitting on the unemployed is probably the single most popular thing the government is doing right now.

Presumably this both can and will be challenged?

Matt DC, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

The people who hate benefit claimants that much aren't going to vote labour anyway. Labour has nothing to gain, and much to lose if they support this.

Also getting flashbacks to that 'Thick of It' episode where Rebecca Front announces her support for some hardline government policy in order to show how tough and realistic she can be, when the same time the government abandons the policy because of its toxic unpopularity.

do you think people like this watch TTOI and if so are they oblivious to its central messages?

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

The people who hate benefit claimants that much aren't going to vote labour anyway

I doubt this very much

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Labour voters are all delightful vegan anarcho-socialists who want their unemployed brothers and sisters to have a good standard of living, surely?

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

Oh no, not the... sarcasm.

your average Labour voter wd have no truck with dead-eyed right wing authoritarians like Frank Field or Jack Cunningham or Jack Straw or Yvette Cooper

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

Not sure what you're getting at there, but I don't remember any of those having much of a personal following tbh.

and yet they've all been elected to parliament by Labour voters

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

So was Robert Kilroy-Silk. What of it?

The people who hate benefit claimants that much are perfectly capable of voting labour anyway,

because the Labour vote in 2013 is primarily made up of idiots who vote for the red team because they always have, nostalgists, and over-sentimental Tory wets

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

idiots who vote for the red team because they always have

Doubt this is much of a factor nowadays.

nostalgists, and over-sentimental Tory wets

Fall into the category of not hating benefit claimants that much, I'd have thought.

I'm not saying everyone who votes labour is invulnerable to the widespread 'fuck the unemployed and disableds' tabloid talk, but I do think they can't be *that* obsessed by it. The only people who would be *actually impressed* by the government shamelessly trashing the rule of law in order to renege on the debts incurred through its own mendacity and incompetence... those are the true hayterz, and they aint going to vote labour.

Have you ever met Labour voters?

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

'Cos it sounds like you haven't

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

No, Tom D, I have never met a labour voter in my entire life. I concede that this may cast some doubt on the authority of my pronouncements.

Fucking xpost

That explains: "Doubt this is much of a factor nowadays."

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

Or maybe you haven't met anyone over 35

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

"Were you even at the same gig????"

Sure haven't met anyone as tiresome to talk politics with as you. The point, what seems like aeons ago, was that labour would stand to lose much more than it stands to gain from supporting this emergency-cos-we-fucked-up bill. Got a view on that, or you want to carry on with this intersting speculation about who I might or might not have met?

Labour will do a +/- on reaction to any Tory policy and choose between total support and surface opposition with no commitment to reverse. Supporting this law change will not move a single vote from Labour to the coalition so no real damage other than a few Labour voters moaning and voting Labour anyway.

Habemus mundissimo ostentus nomen (onimo), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

Have you ever met Labour voters?

― Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, March 15, 2013 6:00 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'Cos it sounds like you haven't

― Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, March 15, 2013 6:01 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha otm

caek, Friday, 15 March 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

Before I get drunker and make even less sense, wtf do we even do now? I don't like not voting but there is really nobody to vote for. I suppose my MP is at least on the left of Labour but what is the fucking point. Fuck this country.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 15 March 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

Supporting this law change will not move a single vote from Labour to the coalition

True dat. But vice versa is also true.

so no real damage other than a few Labour voters moaning and voting Labour anyway.

Nah, I reckon this could do them small to medium damage at least, just from people staying home when they might have voted labour, or voting for, say greens or yr tusc people when... you get the idea. And just anecdotally, I think that might be a not negligible number of people, although obviously, that's just guesswork atm (and never mind how many fucking labour voters I've ever met lol)

Greens and SNP or Plaid tbf, tusc people not likely to benefit much.

Altho quite interested to hear about this heart of darkness to be found among labour voters that y'all have to share. Your serve, wiseacres.

I live in a Labour heartland and in my experience a vast number of Labour voters are, like their ConDem counterparts, bigoted Sun-reading racist anti-Muslim wankers.

Habemus mundissimo ostentus nomen (onimo), Saturday, 16 March 2013 08:14 (eleven years ago) link

I think there's a segment of labour voters who would on priniple be opposed to dole receivers getting a payout, would maybe even find it cool that it has been suddenly snatched away from them, and would not care about the dodginess of the process.

Vasco da Gama, Saturday, 16 March 2013 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

I live in a Labour heartland and in my experience a vast number of Labour voters are, like their ConDem counterparts, bigoted Sun-reading racist anti-Muslim wankers.

Some people know better than you it seems

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 March 2013 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

tbf several Labour MPs are bigoted Sun-reading racist anti-Muslim wankers

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 March 2013 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

All true but any marginal benefit of doing stuff like this, in terms of votes gained, might still be outweighed by the loss of good will. After the last election Labour's membership, particularly youth membership, rocketed. They've spent the last few years slowly sapping any energy, optimism and trust from people who could have potentially been a useful grass-roots resource when the next election comes.

Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Saturday, 16 March 2013 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

Long term thinking, you mean? In the UK?

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 March 2013 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone protesting the bedroom tax today?

lana's always crying, Saturday, 16 March 2013 11:31 (eleven years ago) link

Most of my bit of London is on the Save the Whittington hospital march.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 16 March 2013 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

The Labour Party has always had a tightrope to walk with regard to a significant section of its core vote that has tended to lean left on economic issues and right on social ones. Benefits, like immigration, are both an economic and a social issue and pretty tricky territory in purely tactical terms (I assume the Labour leadership know where they stand on the moral issue, and then ignore that when making policies).

Part of the problem is that a toxic hatred of people on benefits (particularly unemployment but also housing benefit as well) is becoming entrenched at all areas of British society, *even* among other people on benefits. What's weird in this particular case is that Labour has already drawn a line in the sand on welfare in voting against real-terms benefit cuts. Senior figures in the Labour Party, still think they will win the next election on welfare. I don't really understand this decision even from a tactical point of view, let alone a moral one.

My entirely uninformed guess is that maybe there's some sort of informal Westminster agreement to avoid massive retroactive legal payments wherever possible. See also multiple British Prime Ministers who have never apologised for slavery.

Matt DC, Saturday, 16 March 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

I agree that Labour has a lot to lose among a certain section of voters (in which I include myself) but it's also worth pointing out there aren't many places for those votes to go. The LibDems would have mopped up most of those votes in the past and that's obviously not going to happen now. The Greens aren't organised or big enough. The socialist parties even more so.

The Labour leadership will be more worried about losing support to right-wing parties like the BNP and (especially) UKIP than they will about leaking a bit to any of the above parties. The biggest problem is with core Labour voters just declining to vote at all, but I guess they're banking on enough of those people being so desperate to get rid of the coalition by 2015 that they turn out anyway.

This is not even mentioning the significant proportion of senior Labour MPs who STILL think that any concession to socialism-in-scare-quotes will see the voters rise up and overwhelmingly reject them. And so British politics moves that little bit further to the right...

Matt DC, Saturday, 16 March 2013 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

(All of this is only the case in England admittedly, they could haemorrhage support in Scotland and Wales, but I'm not really sure what the workfare situation is in those places)

Matt DC, Saturday, 16 March 2013 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

Most of my bit of London is on the Save the Whittington hospital march.

Was tempted by this until I saw it was crawling with SWP, not walking alongside those twats

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 March 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

I think a mate of mine's mum is one of the people that got that campaign going (nb not an swp twat)

sktsh, Saturday, 16 March 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://ericjoyce.co.uk/2013/03/a-few-thoughts-re-events/

I have spent the past 12 months making a concerted effort to address the causes of that incident. I do not go into bars, nor drink in my office. Nor do I inject alcohol right into my eyeballs while crying.

Neil S, Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/16/activist-shocked-conviction-cameron-protest

Just checked this was in England not Bahrain, yes fuck this government.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Sunday, 17 March 2013 10:48 (eleven years ago) link

Carrying on the good work of the last Labour government there I see

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 March 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

Sad but true yes. This lot still make my blood boil on a daily basis all the same.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Sunday, 17 March 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

This is.. beautiful:

http://i.imgur.com/AaLZ7pk.jpg

and the full story:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2013/mar/17/gavin-barwell-date-arab-girls-twitter

Mark G, Monday, 18 March 2013 09:25 (eleven years ago) link

The people who hate benefit claimants that much aren't going to vote labour anyway.

You may be interested in this:

Who takes the harshest anti-welfare line? Those on state benefits

Alba, Monday, 18 March 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

whilst i'm inclined to believe it, it'd be more interesting if it wasn't totally anecdotal

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:05 (eleven years ago) link

Well there's a feelgood story to start monday morning with. No mention of voting intentions there tbf, but who knows, maybe I'm just the king of wishful thinking here, and y'all are right. If that's the case, I don't understand why Labour would have opposed the benefit cap, yet supposedly be supporting this evasive action bill.

My entirely uninformed guess is that maybe there's some sort of informal Westminster agreement to avoid massive retroactive legal payments wherever possible.

Most plausible explanation I've yet seen.

Each placement gains the private company or charity who takes a workfare participant £400-£600. The workfare provider company (eg. A4e) gets a similar slice, too. Why not claw back the placement awards and reimburse the unemployed using this money?

karl lagerlout (suzy), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:21 (eleven years ago) link

xp

to partly answer your question, you ought to consider the possible disconnects between the Parliamentary Labour Party, the Party at local level, and the diverse constituencies that make up its (potential) electorate. and then consider where the power lies within these disparate groups and how much room there is for democratic direction from the ground up.

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

or let's say, in simplistic but broadly accurate terms, that the PLP runs the Party now and the aspirations and goals of the PLP are very different from those of the majority of its voter base. and let's ponder whether this is possible because most people don't vote as the result of a long logical enquiry into the policies that best represent their own best interests, and that possibly they are not really conscious of where their own best interests lie.

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:27 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno, that's all a bit high-concept for me.

the PLP represents a set of middle class technocratic interests that broadly support the economic beliefs of the other large parties, with some nods to "fairness" out of historical nostalgia. the Party isn't particularly democratic - policy doesn't derive from the wishes of all the members.

most people vote on 1 or 2 issues, on sentiment, or out of habit. parliamentary democracy as the best possible means for gauging the will and needs of the majority of the population is a massive lie/joke.

simpler?

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:39 (eleven years ago) link

hang on, i'm wandering a little.

so to tie it back to why "Labour" wd support or condemn a particular policy - it's based on a cold calculation of the appeal to a tiny sliver of the electorate - a few hundred thousand voters in swing constituencies - plus a reluctance to fully antagonise the broader Labour electorate, but tempered with the knowledge that most of them would elect a chimp if it was wearing a red rosette. and the MPs and their advisors and gurus who run the party are basically in agreement with the consensus across all parties about the economy and how it shd be run. they are all Thatcherites now.

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

sorry if this seems bleak. i guess on a positive note if people think this is wrong they shd join the party and try and influence it to change direction and let me know how that works out.

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:45 (eleven years ago) link

lol

mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:50 (eleven years ago) link

Of course I understand all that, you're absolutely right. I just don't quite understand how their cold calculations come up with this answer. But whatever.

most of them would elect a chimp if it was wearing a red rosette.

Hope this isn't a Eric Joyce joke, the guy has a problem.

i think it wd be interesting, if it was possible, to see how often concerns about spending taxpayers money were brought up in public discourse pre-1979. i have an unjustified feeling that people haven't always been encouraged and felt qualified to consider themselves experts on the micromanagement of public spending. nowadays everybody can tell you exactly what the exchequer shd be spent on - it's usually themselves and their families and nobody else.

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 March 2013 11:12 (eleven years ago) link

lol and thinking about it focus groups and market research and radio phone-ins and the internet encourage this idea that opinions are increasingly important and democratically valid whereas the outcome is generally just a championing of ignorant opinion over expertise. which, y'know, fuck expertise in maintaining the machinery of control but good work on this whole new layer of mystification whereby the subjects are encouraged to mystify themselves.

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 March 2013 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

"do you have an opinion on how the day to day management of a medium-sized NHS trust should be carried out? phone up and tell the nation now"

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 March 2013 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

sorry i have to ramble, i'm pretty depressed

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 March 2013 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

you think you're depressed? i'm at the end of the phone most days.

mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah tbf at least i don't have to referee this shit

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 March 2013 11:25 (eleven years ago) link

"Yeah, I'll set up an independant care trust, couldn't do much worse, could I, hurr hurrrup?"

Mark G, Monday, 18 March 2013 11:28 (eleven years ago) link

people haven't always been encouraged and felt qualified to consider themselves experts on the micromanagement of public spending. nowadays everybody can tell you exactly what the exchequer shd be spent on- it's usually themselves and their families and nobody else

Abso-bloomin-lutely. Also, everyone's a total fucking expert in the operation of the benefits system, and can tell you exactly how much the Lithuanian family who lives upstairs from their cousin's best friend gets in handouts, and the woman with learning difficulties who they occasionally see doing lottery scratchcards in Morrisons.

The Thatcher line was 'any housewife who can manage a family budget can manage a national economy' or a variation on that theme, iirc.

Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Monday, 18 March 2013 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

Give that genius of a woman a state funeral

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 10:45 (eleven years ago) link

Tomorrow seems to amount to "We need state spending to restart the economy, so we are going to cut state spending and use the money to increase state spending". Huh.

stet, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

are we going to see George Osborne eating his own tail or what

Gukbe, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

"if you run a business we will throw bags of money at you"

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

"if you could use some of it to create minimum wage jobs for recently unemployed local government staff that'd be great ta"

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

"We need state spending to restart the economy, so we are going to cut state spending and use the money to increase state spending"

theoretically it does help more to spend it in some areas/ways rather than others, so this isn't in itself impossible. devil in the details obv.

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

Xzibit meme to follow, yo dawg I heard you like to cut state spending so we put spending in your state so you can cut state spending while you spend

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

Oh hai @george_osborne

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 10:29 (eleven years ago) link

I pity the hapless Treasury intern who has to trawl through that over the coming hours.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 10:30 (eleven years ago) link

Best Osborne zing is still Denis Healey's from a couple of years back: "I feel sorry for George Osborne, despite his politics [pregnant pause] – and his personality."

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 10:39 (eleven years ago) link

"Aspiration Nation"

Gukbe, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

#downgradedchancellor is trending on Osborne's first day on Twitter

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

Thought that was an awful line but i guess it worked.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

govt offering 20% loans to help buy £600k houses, good to know that bedroom tax is going somewhere useful

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

Yay, more taxpayer money to prop up the housing market and lumber young people with shitloads of debt.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

It's all new houses too, so the money goes straight into the pockets of large house-building companies/Tory donors. Whee!

karl lagerlout (suzy), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

cut the price of beer by 1p a pint

Uh so how's that going to work? Does that mean pubs are going to have to order in a shitload of pennies to give out as change when the price drops from £3.50 to £3.49 (or whatever, LOL London eh?)

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

No, as far as pubs are concerned it's a little boost to the businesses rather than consumers. You likely won't see prices drop, just as you likely won't have seen the prices go up a penny or two last year. Most pubs seem to swallow duty increases until their gross profits get bad enough to stick the prices up by 5p or whatever.

The duty is not calculated on pints of beer sold to customers, fwiw, it's levied at the point the barrel is sold to the pub.

Tim, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

Well whoop-de-do, George, thanks a bunch

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah it's a headline grabber more than anything else. Although whether the press will care or not depends on how much they decide to punish the government for press regulation (my guess = a lot).

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

You mean the optional regulation they don't have to sign up for?

I'm just relieved that we finally have the crippling corporation tax down to historic lows. Poor corporations.

stet, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

Not sure the small businesses that the government constantly bangs on about will be too happy to hear they're paying the same tax rate as massive corporations.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://labourlist.org/2013/03/the-welfare-sanctions-vote-was-labours-own-omnishambles/

TWO-THIRDS of Labour MPs opposed the workfare abstention they ended up going along with anyway. Spineless idiots.

Matt DC, Thursday, 21 March 2013 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

democracy is about doing what your party leader tells you

Easter Humphreys (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 March 2013 11:28 (eleven years ago) link

That is piss weak stuff really.

Matt DC, Thursday, 21 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

to offer some relief from the usual grim horror of this thread and give us instead um another kind of grim horror, luke bozier now writes erotic fiction: http://lukebozier.co.uk/introducing-damian-gold-erotic-fiction-with-a-leading-man/#.UVDx_hyeOSo

a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

Well, I am not a toy. It doesn’t say ‘pull here
for ego boost’ anywhere near my manhood. I was a
booty-call for enough women in my twenties to have
thoroughly gotten over that most potent drug: being
desired. I’ve seen the ‘god I’m so horny’, semidesperate,
hidden-by-the-female-ego, ‘please,
Damian take me home and make me come’ look as
many times as any man could wish for. Been there,
done that, bought the souvenir stick of rock.

No worse than fifty shades tbf

the faintest whiff of praise

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

Who is Luke Bozier?

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

just read the "About" bit on his blog. it's not pretty.

Kontuszówka reverie (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

I’m a hip-hop fanatic.

Figures

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck it, I've wasted enough precious seconds on the twat

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

Bozier said he wanted to highlight the "hypocrisy" of society's attitude to paedophilia, which, he claimed, has led to men being falsely criminalised for viewing suggestive pictures of women over the age of 16. The definition of a child was raised from 16 to 18 by the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

I didn't know that. So if you get married at 16 and your husband takes photos of you in your bikini he has broken the law?

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

He accused Mensch of "covering her back" by publicly distancing herself from him after the allegations and reporting him to police. "It was pretty devastating because I considered her a close friend. She was intimately aware of mental health issues I'd had recently and she pushed me over the edge of a cliff. She phoned the police before I even had the chance to get on a plane [from New York to London]," he said.

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

that's torytown for ya, jake

NI, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

cliff obv not near high enough

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

George Osbourne lambasting critics of welfare reform as being "out of touch" with what the people want, and then talking about cutting the top rate of tax as "unpopular, but necessary". Also rolling out "job creators".

Gukbe, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 11:52 (eleven years ago) link

Think most opponents of welfare reform would agree that getting Osborne to defend welfare reform is a really good idea

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

Makes no fucking difference though does it? You could have the ghost of Jimmy Savile defending welfare reform on tv and the public would still stiffen their lips and nod along in agreement.

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

How many signatures on that petition to get IDS living on £53/week now? 150,000?

Not that petitions do any good whatsoever...

karl lagerlout (suzy), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

not that another wealthy MP role-playing poverty for a fortnight does any good whatsoever

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago) link

£53 p/w petition is on over 200,000 now.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, I'm a bit bothered by the petition for that reason, NV - even if IDS does for some reason decide to show the scum how it's done for a few weeks, and I'm sure he'd find it doable, there wouldn't for him any of the psychological pressure that makes living on that amount of money in the long term the really horrible thing it is - the endlessness of the poverty cycle, the looming threat of one minor incident putting you deep in the shit and such.

a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:45 (eleven years ago) link

Hopefully the petition will just further highlight the hypocrisy of a man who expects people to live off an amount per week that wouldn't cover his breakfast for two mornings running, whether IDS fakes poverty for a fortnight or not.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

i mean he's not going to do it, but if he did, and made it work, which i've no doubt he would, i think it would be the exception that proves the rule (in the proper sense) for a lot of people

caek, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

Just been having a discussion about this at lunch at work and perhaps unsurprisingly one of the more conservative members of the team thought that JSA was EXTRA to "unemployment benefit" instead of actually being unemployment benefit. Unfortunately there was a lot of "well I work for a living and I don't get xyz".

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

"First they came for the JSA, but I said nothing, because I did not claim JSA..."

FINNISH HIM! Tuomas wins... (snoball), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

Could it be that most of the animosity felt towards the benefits system stems from the system being too darned complex for ordinary people to understand, such that they blank out and it all becomes "benefit" and therefore something for nothing, and other popular misconceptions?

IDS did Tower Block of Commons (the one where Nadine Dorries got busted for hiding extra money in her bra) but dropped out a day into it when he got news his wife either a) had a dodgy mammogram or b) was diagnosed with some kind of breast cancer.

Obviously the politicians who bray loudest about making work pay etc. are the ones who are inevitably found to be the nation's biggest freeloaders and this fucker is no exception.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

didn't IDS claim a £39 breakfast on expenses once?

the petition is useless unless he's made to do it for at LEAST a year (or preferably for an unspecified length of time), otherwise it'd just turn into a PR stunt for him

there wouldn't for him any of the psychological pressure that makes living on that amount of money in the long term the really horrible thing it is - the endlessness of the poverty cycle, the looming threat of one minor incident putting you deep in the shit and such.

otm

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

any fucker can live on £53 for ONE week knowing that it's gonna come to an end in a few days

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

The petition is for a year, but it still doesn't take into account his cultural capital, associations, stuff he can get for free by dint of who he his, location and the resources that are in reach because of that, etc etc etc.

emil.y, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

Quite.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

the thing that makes me despair most isn't even the apparently endless things This Fucking Government dreams up to fuck the most vulnerable people in the country over, it's the unshakeable suspicion that they're going to get away with it because the central arguments have been won among the general public. if most people actually believe the various myths about welfare that have become entrenched in the political discourse then of course what This Fucking Government is doing will seem logical and sensible

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

I just keep thinking, at some point the reality of this all will bite and "the people" as a mass will reject it, on some level, Murdoch propaganda be damned. But then I think about the Iraq war and how many people marched against it and how it all happened anyway and how a certain bleak fatefulness infects even the discussion on ILX and it does begin to seem a bit pointless. I said to my partner yesterday, the only way any of this could be "worth" the pain its going to cause is if as a result such right-wing bullshit becomes unelectable (even under the guise of a nu-nu-"Labour") for decades.

I don't know. My dad was kept alive for as long as he lived by the NHS, we were fed, housed and clothed as a family by disability benefits, I was educated for free and was even able to gain a grant for my Higher Education. Much of this stuff doesn't exist any more, and the future of the rest of it seems highly questionable. I feel really hugely lucky to have been born when I was, and really acutely sorry for all those now growing up under similar circumstances to mine, who won't have any of the opportunities to escape, opportunities that were real life-lines to me. It's sickening to me, to see it all destroyed, and under the vestiges of making good on the debts incurred by those at the top.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

Call me naive but I have detected a slight softening in attitude amongst the public... or am I sad deluded fool?

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

Softening towards the gov or those being steam-rollered by them?

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

The flattened victims. There's a reason the Tories are worried about the "nasty party" tag and I think they are worried that these reforms might be seen as too harsh, if not now then once the bodies start piling up.

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

I do feel like they've somehow skipped ahead to Poll Tax era Thatcher hatred/Back2Basix-era Major incompetence without any post-Falklands afterglow to bask in.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

Not that I would recommend the Daily Record for any startling political insights but they had a headline at the weekend, "Worse Than Thatcher". By the way, don't know if people in England are aware that the SNP have switched to a Vote for the Union/ Get the Tories strategy.

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

General consensus (i.e. overheard on the bus/street etc.) is that Benefit Scroungers are getting what they deserve. Because it's a uniquely British thing to find a convenient scapegoat (unemployed/sick/immigrants) to cover up their own incompetencies, i.e. "I'm lazy and have rubbish ideas and worse opinions, so I'm leaving this country because you can't start a business here anymore with all the skivers and the health and safety and the asylum seekers and the EU and the terrorists and it's everybody else's fault my life is crap, never my fault."

... which was always the only reason to vote for independence anyway as far I can see (xp)

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

By the way, don't know if people in England are aware that the SNP have switched to a Vote for the Union/ Get the Tories strategy

???

caek, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

I'm really uncomfortable with such anecdotal evidence to be honest, Marcello, as I find its often skewed by the nihilism of those who collect it.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

Yes I'm not convinced that it's that black and white vis a vis the GBP's attitude. Also not uniquely British but recognisably British for sure!

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

By the way, don't know if people in England are aware that the SNP have switched to a Vote for the Union/ Get the Tories strategy

As in best way to avoid having to endure the Tories is to vote for independence

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

... in so many words that is

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

ah i see

caek, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

What the British public does or doesn't think about welfare cuts (and that will change over the next two years anyway) won't do the Tories any good if they somehow manage the get through the remainder of this Parliament without delivering any growth.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

What will do them good is if Labour can't come up with a plausible alternative.

By the way, anecdotal evidence can be very powerful; it's all most people have to go on.

Powerful, yes. Accurate, not so much. Delusions can be powerful, but are ineffective unless shared by many.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

I actually think attitudes will change because this is going to be a bloodbath, there's going to be a lot of casualties

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

depends how the bloodbath is reported tbh

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

The thing is that many people in Britain - arguably most people in Britain, but somebody else can do the stats - do share this view, just as they shared similar views in the Thatcher eighties. Unless the Left can communicate with them on this very basic, elemental level then they are not going to persuade them to change their minds.

On a separate note: it's all very well George Monbiot saying let's give everyone in Britain a non-means tested basic income but how is it going to be paid for?

But I think this is going to be worse than the Thatcher years, and that the bloodbath is going to be harder to wall yourself away from.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

Anecdotal word on the street/bus/pub round my way is nothing like Marcello's.

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

I doubt there will be a bloodbath. Most people will shrug their shoulders, quietly go "grrr" and go about their way. It is Britain; the absence of a written constitution and a tyranny as such gives its people no overt reason to revolt.

I'm sure the word on the street in Scotland is completely different, just as it was in the eighties.

guessing what people think is probably a waste of time. what do non-nihilists think will be a politically plausible reaction to the impending bloodbath? i.e. what policies are likely to be proposed and enacted by whichever opposition gets elected next go round?

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

I'll be honest I'm not hearing much "These benefit scroungers don't like it up 'em" where I'm working at present. Not that people know much about the the details of the reforms, though everyone has heard of the Bedroom Tax and everyone refers to it as the Bedroom Tax.

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

my old man, who's crept steadily rightward in his old age, was talking about despicable this is, and for the last few years he's usually been all about them terrible workshy scroungers

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

Well, Tories just sent up another shit balloon about possibly freezing or even reducing the minimum wage as a way to kick-start growth. RRRRRRAGE.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

On a separate note: it's all very well George Monbiot saying let's give everyone in Britain a non-means tested basic income but how is it going to be paid for?

the land value tax? think these ideas are more palatable than communism but no more plausible.

riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

Jesus, took marcello to inject sense itt. If only labour were in govt to.......make exactly these decisions, what a comfort that would be to the masses, god bless em.

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

What's going to be most visible is when families from London and other expensive cities start appearing throughout the country, who know's what's going to happen then. Universal Credit is an administrative clusterfuck waiting to happen as well.

What will do them good is if Labour can't come up with a plausible alternative.

I don't disagree, but at the same time things are so finely balanced that we could quite easily end up with another hung parliament next time over. The Tories are unlikely to win enough votes to win the election outright so anything could happen really.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

I thought he'd think via the land value tax, but as that's taking toys away from rich people it'll never happen.

Britain's a global (tax) haven, so we'd better get used to being the world's butler.

Trying to gauge the nation is a fools' errand; I can screengrab people I was at school with saying awful things about immigrants and dole-scum and benefits scroungers all day long, and screengrab people I follow and who follow me on twitter being outraged that the Bedroom Tax is inhumane til I'm blue in the face. If I was to make any guess it would be that the nation is pretty split on this, but that most people probably aren't in full possession of the facts, because getting in facts is far harder than getting anecdotes.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

Nothing in that Telegraph piece about the minimum wage being cut, as opposed to being capped or frozen.

Facts are complicated, therefore not a good story, and that's all British people want.

I can screengrab people I was at school with saying awful things about immigrants and dole-scum and benefits scroungers all day long, and screengrab people I follow and who follow me on twitter being outraged that the Bedroom Tax is inhumane til I'm blue in the face.

then we can argue whether nothing will change because people are inherently infected with some kind of original sin of apathy, or whether the best we ought to hope for is a slight recorrection in favour of the poorest under the auspices of the politico-economic system that created this situation in the first place, or whether it don't matter because London will be a sizeable lido within the next 100 years anyway

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

but most of all, let's be realistic, cos nothing succeeds like realism.

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

I'm afraid I agree with what is said here.

But last is the nagging worry that perhaps such vile conduct persists because it is not simply an NHS problem, as it was never purely a workhouse problem. That it is, instead, a human problem, not wholly eradicable by a restructuring here or a systems tweak there. Awful to contemplate, but perhaps this is what human beings will always do to those who are weak and vulnerable and in their power, unless actively constrained not to.

Perhaps we are all innately good but constrained to do horrible things to one another thru societal pressure and programming. Awful to contemplate, but perhaps my theory is as completably stupid and untestable as Jonathan Freedland's except without the apathetic "huh, human nature eh?" shite at the end.

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't seen very much proof to the contrary.

it's not provable is it? unless you can find some test subjects who have grown up without belonging to any kind of society whatsoever.

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

Calling anthropologists.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

so "human nature" becomes a tool of those who want the world to not change, who want everybody to believe it cannot change because original sin is locked into our DNA and we are vicious vengeful apes incapable of cooperation or altruism. except if you look at other species of apes, they appear to be capable of cruelty and cooperation.

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

There was a thing in The Guardian (I think) recently about an anthropologist who'd done experimental economics tests with people from different cultures and determined that, actually, 'human nature' is cultural and relative and principles like generosity and selfishness vary massively across different societies.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

apes also don't exist as unsocialised animals. the whole thing is a nullity. if you could prove to me tomorrow - you can't, but if you could - that human beings were hardwired to exploit others and take maximum possible advantage of every other human being they met, i would still say that our past does not dictate our future. we might be products of an unbreakable chain of cause and effect but we're compelled to think and behave as if we had free will and free will means the freedom to say "this isn't right and we must find ways to change it"

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

or to say "fuck it, people are bad, I'm pulling up the drawbridge". either way.

my neighbour Turturro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

We're not compelled to think anything, unless by governments.

In reality this means the freedom to say "weak people? It's their own fault, they should get up off their arses if they want to change their lives, in the meantime let's stamp on them for fun, means more reward for us!" If you work long hours in shit jobs for next to no money then of course you're going to resent what you SEE as people getting everything for nothing, regardless of whether or not it's true.

apes huge fans of rent supplement

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

The Derby fire conviction will take this off the front pages of most of the tabloids anyways, and the father's position as a benefit claimant with loads of kids is hardly going to help if they do want to make a point, which they probably will.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

the timing of that story and its unsympathetic protagonists is so unfortunate

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it's a real tragedy how he's not a tory huh

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

... not all bad then is he? I don't see how even the Daily Mail could use that guy and his singularly weird lifestyle as a justification for welfare reform.

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Oh they could.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

the mail would still be milking the protocols of the elders of zion if they thought there was mileage in it.

riverrun, past Steve and Adam's (ledge), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

The Sun mentions the benefits thing pretty high up and gives a lot of prominence to the video of this guy on Jeremy Kyle. It's pretty safe to say they're not above making a political point with it.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

They're not above anything but I don't see it having much traction with yer average Joe

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

I don't see how even the Daily Mail could use that guy and his singularly weird lifestyle as a justification for welfare reform.

― Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 4:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:(

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

The saddest thing is that thousands of people, tens of hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, will lap this up and froth at the mouth like the Daily Mail want.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

oh they barely needed the front page to do that - it was in the mail online comments within minutes of the piece going up (without such an inflammatory headline online)

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

that mail front page... seriously fuck this. that is so vulgar.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

all of this is so depressing and maddening it's hard to know what to do

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

That's an otm everyone can agree on

mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

I don't see how even the Daily Mail could use that guy and his singularly weird lifestyle as a justification for welfare reform.

― Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 4:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ who was that hopeless hapless naïf?

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 09:37 (eleven years ago) link

surely child benefit (hello welfare state) would be the thing that stops you from wanting to kill your kids?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-22017567

"I asked GCHQ to shorten a link and it magically turned into porn!"

lol ok

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

330,000 people signed a petition urging Mr Duncan Smith to try living on £53 a week.

He dismissed this as a "complete stunt"

Funnily enough I would use almost the same phrase to describe IDS

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

VG

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://blogs.channel4.com/snowblog/abnormal-behaviour-affect-welfare-policy-debate/20212

Jon Snow otm. This child killing madman being held up as an example of all that is broken about Britain is clearly an outlier by any measure and his actions and circumstances should form no part of any debate on welfare reform.

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Thursday, 4 April 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes the optics speak for themselves...

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Thursday, 4 April 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

As if the Daily Mirror could ever be trusted on anything. Why was Piers Morgan sacked, again?

A GOOD STORY

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:08 (eleven years ago) link

it's been confirmed on the BBC, Osborn playing the "unaware" card:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22035985

Neil S, Friday, 5 April 2013 09:09 (eleven years ago) link

Really who fucking cares.

Clearly not you.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:14 (eleven years ago) link

Agree btw (xp). Him jumping on the Daily Mail bandwagon over the Philpotts is seriously despicable but the Mirror don't have the balls to say so.

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2013 09:15 (eleven years ago) link

Quite. Also the general tendency to blow up minor mistakes and lambast people for not leading an entirely pure and noble life. You know, like Robert Maxwell did.

omg what even is the header on the daily mail online right now i can't

"This week the Mail was slated for making the perfectly reasonable point that arson killer Mick Philpott was a product of the benefits system. Today it is George Osborne's turn. Now tell us what YOU think. But, beware, the Left WILL try to hijack the result"

prolego, Friday, 5 April 2013 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

beware

Pretty sure the systematic dismantling of the welfare state will end up killing more children than Mick Philpott managed.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 April 2013 10:25 (eleven years ago) link

^ hijacking imo

Did the systematic dismantling of the welfare state have any bearing on the 5,000 extra deaths in an unseasonably cold March?

I'm sure the government would feel terrible if it did, despite it freeing up a few disabled parking spaces and single occupancy houses.

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Friday, 5 April 2013 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

Quantitative freezing

mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2013 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

I think crap weather might have had more to do with it. The weather at the moment is definitely anti-competitive and anti-aspirational.

You don't think one's ability to cope with crap weather when in fuel poverty maybe a slight factor?

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Friday, 5 April 2013 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

It'll be interesting to see verifiable evidence of that.

It's impossible to prove but there's no doubt money is a factor in keeping yourself alive in difficult conditions.

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

Significant increase in suicide rate since Condems got in, amirite innit?

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

The suicide rate is at its highest since the middle of the Thatcher years.

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:07 (eleven years ago) link

tbh the issue there is whether a lab/ld gov would have kept all welfare payments at pre-2010 levels despite yknow world economic collapse

mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

No it isn't

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

There's no doubt anyone in power would have had to make huge cuts - the question imo is where the pain is targeted. This government seems more willing than any I can remember to take from those who already have least.

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:12 (eleven years ago) link

They seem to have let Osborne off the leash on the issue too, to deafening silence from the Lib Dems

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

There's also a difference between cutting to balance the books (although some would argue this doesn't ever work) and cutting out of ideology/naked spite. Plus ratio of tax rises to spending cuts, timing of cuts, where they're targeted etc. "Labour would have cut anyway" is true but doesn't equate to "they would be doing exactly the same things".

Matt DC, Friday, 5 April 2013 11:15 (eleven years ago) link

Also the vast majority of welfare spending (ie state pension) ISN'T BEING CUT at all, so the rest has a negligible impact on public finances. Most benefits money is immediately spent back into the wider economy anyway, it goes by and large to people who are not in a position to save, that's an incredible amount that is suddenly being withdrawn from economies at a local level in some already deprived places.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 April 2013 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

(xp) No, they just "abstain" and let "exactly the same things" become law.

Yeah I mean ultimately they aren't providing any intellectual or moral opposition or leadership but I don't think "cowardice characterises centre-left parties" is exactly news to anyone round here.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 April 2013 11:26 (eleven years ago) link

on the suicide stuff - isn't it usually true that richer countries have higher suicide rates?

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

Sort of true, sort of not.

I think that colder, darker countries tend to have higher suicide rates (Norway was really high for a time) but looking at this it doesn't appear to be that simple:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

Greenland though. Fuck, imagine living in Greenland.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 April 2013 11:35 (eleven years ago) link

The bottom of the list appears to be tropical islands and/or war zones, although there must be a major stigma with reporting suicides in some countries.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 April 2013 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

weird that uk and ireland are nearly identical

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

One in five people in Greenland attempts to kill themselves during their lifetime. Fucking hell.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 April 2013 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

The Baltic states and the Scandinavian countries barring Denmark are all above the UK

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

Why Guyana though?

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:40 (eleven years ago) link

Not good form to put Belgium in second with an eyebow raisingly high rate, with a [citation needed].

There's no difference in cutting for various reasons, that's just partisan support. All well and good that labour would do their cuts fairer, better, cleverer, to utopian effect- wouldnt all oppositions?

mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

Guyana has a really small population so i guess it's prone to statistical spikes. Would have been interesting to see if after Jonestown!

Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Friday, 5 April 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

But the ideology behind the cutting has an effect on where those cuts will be and where they will hit hardest.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 April 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago) link

There's no difference in cutting for various reasons, that's just partisan support. All well and good that labour would do their cuts fairer, better, cleverer, to utopian effect- wouldnt all oppositions?

Probly not ukip

Heh fair

mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2013 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

You want patronising, condescending middle-class "pity"? Read this. What is this, 2013 or 1813? "That was enough: the boy was mine after that." Puke. I'd rather have honest rightwing fuckoff type blasts from Kelvin MacKenzie than this pathetic pile of piss. Listen, the working class existed before the middle class invented itself and it'll still be here after you're gone. We don't need or want your fucking nose-holding charity. Just all the chances you seem to think are your birthright.

weird that uk and ireland are nearly identical

Is it? Culture/peoples quite similar are they not?

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

"Oh gosh," quipped Ozzy, "I'd better retract it. Don't want to upset Danny; he did such a good job with the Olympic ceremony."

Black man looks like a black man, no not that black man, the other one!

Nadine Dorries MP ‏@NadineDorriesMP 8 Apr
Chuka Umumma reminds me more of the guy with the monocle and the squeaky voice than Obama. Whats his name? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305496/Did-rising-Labour-star-Chuka-Umunna-use-fake-identity-edit-Wikipedia-entry.html

Nadine Dorries MP ‏@NadineDorriesMP 8 Apr
Chris Eubank! That's it . He's deffo more Eubank than Obama. #chukaumanna

Nadine Dorries MP ‏@NadineDorriesMP 56m
Apparently I'm racist because I think Chuck Umunna looks like Chris Eubank ?What would I be if I said he looked like someone who was white??

Separated at birth
http://www.chuka.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Chuka-Umunna-MP.jpg http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/entertainment/theatre/images/eubank_203x152.jpg

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

jesus fucking christ

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

one of them is a fucking buffoon given to endless self-promotion and devoid of any instincts deeper than popularity, and the other was a pretty good boxer

life went on, sadly (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

Umumma used to box?

SIKE

http://www.markpack.org.uk/40249/how-leaflets-used-to-look-colchester-1951/

Both teams going with an characteristically adventurous 1950s 2-3-5 formation. Tory FC somehow nicked it with an ugly forward line against hopelessly optimistic defending.

http://i2.wp.com/www.markpack.org.uk/files/2013/04/Colchester-1951-inside.jpg

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

the ref is blind

DG, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

john justice and i. despair won't watch it

delete (imago), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

Spivy at right half MOM 4 me.

Labour lost that election and looking at the defensive naivety on show there it's hardly surprising.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:21 (eleven years ago) link

Like I'm not sure Slummy and Unemployed would do much for you but no defender would want to be facing War when he's all fired up.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:23 (eleven years ago) link

And Competition is always a fierce, er, competitor.

Also, 7am kick off? Seems that matches being shifted to awkward times long predates sky tv.

Anyone know who actually won the Colchester constituency?

Just checked, it was the Blue(s) team.

7am kickoff = time polls open in the UK.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:32 (eleven years ago) link

<quiet cough>

Anyone know who actually won the Colchester constituency?

Anyone know if the Pope is a Catholic... actually the current MP is a Lib Dem and its first MP was Joseph Elianore in 1312

Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:54 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, so maybe this wasn't about an actual football match? Is there any way we can check?

the company of wome (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 11 April 2013 09:54 (eleven years ago) link

Some nit has gone and put this massive poster on his fence. It's the first thing you see when you get out the station :-(
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/733957_10151633108629796_1341112139_n.jpg

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Thursday, 18 April 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

surely that is not going to stay in its current pristine state for too long !?

needs a photo every week as the f*cking thing becomes more and more defaced ...

mark e, Thursday, 18 April 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

an eyesore. I hope someone puts a wind turbine in front of it.

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Thursday, 18 April 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

Put Nigel Farage in front of the wind turbine and you'd have a true source of renewable energy.

Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 18 April 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

'Let's put Britain first, for once, instead of putting ourselves first like all the other times.'

Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 18 April 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

also here Rolling US Economy Into The Shitbin Thread

caek, Friday, 19 April 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, thanks - I was wondering why I'd not seen anything on ILX about this.

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Friday, 19 April 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

Had a flyer through the door yesterday for the Labour candidate in the forthcoming council elections.

He's opposed to:

NHS cuts
The Bedroom Tax
Rich people getting richer

He's standing for:

Increased wages for council employees and direct council contractors
More primary schools (in a high occupancy conservation area, this can only mean evictions from under-utilised property)
"Imaginative use" of the council employee's pension funds to attract investors into building houses

It just feels like two different people wrote the flier to be honest.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

At least he's attempted to offer something resembling a policy.

I recently got an email from my MP about "tackling the big issues" where he identified some issues (bedroom tax, uncertainty, jobs) and said fuck all about tackling them then:

The Tory led Government favours cuts over investment while the SNP favours the promise of tomorrow rather than the reality of today.
What became abundantly clear to me is that both Governments are failing to act in the interests of the many.

Not a word about how one goes about "acting in the interests of the many". Also it's a bit rich to talk about "the many" when your vote against same sex marriage was decided because two (2) constituents wrote to you.

you say potatooles (onimo), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 12:20 (eleven years ago) link

heard a Labour guy on the radio the other night, didn't catch the name but he was explaining how Labour was a centrist, common sense party on the side of the hard-working man, and if you played fair they'd be on your side but if you didn't want to play fair they'd be on your back.

i find it helpful that they keep reminding me never to vote for them.

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 12:25 (eleven years ago) link

Local UKIP crazies being crazy:

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10378900.East_Sussex_UKIP_election_candidate_in_holocaust_storm/

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Thursday, 25 April 2013 10:58 (ten years ago) link

can't understand why UKIP would attract racists and conspiracy theorists

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 April 2013 11:00 (ten years ago) link

Also on the profile, which claims to be verified by Facebook founder Mark Zuckerburg, is the statement: “I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I am a conscious, aware, critical thinker and tired of being lied to. Are you?!”

Facebook experts: What does that 'verified' mean?

Mark G, Thursday, 25 April 2013 11:15 (ten years ago) link

It means she typed the words

Profile Original & Official II Verified By Mark Zuckerberg✔ Facebook CEO and Founder

on her profile

you say potatooles (onimo), Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link

MArk Zuckerberg is well know for his interest in suburban nazi housewives.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link

It's like someone used software to amalgamate Boris and Dave.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:56 (ten years ago) link

Then prevented the result from getting any sleep, ever.

George Galloway not returning to Labour - Ed Miliband. Not interested in the story but this quote jumped out at me:

"The Respect MP, who has twice defeated Labour to win a seat in Parliament, recently told the Evening Standard that he found Mr Miliband "quite impressive, physically and intellectually"."

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 09:52 (ten years ago) link

been sneaking a look in the gents

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 April 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link

"Sir, I salute your courage, your strength, yer walloper."

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link

It's over, :(

"I realise now that I showed poor judgement in finally agreeing to meet Miliband. An unprincipled coward with the backbone of an amoeba."

Just goes to show that relationships built on physical attraction don't always last.

Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 26 April 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

backbones more important than frontbones for GG

you say potatooles (onimo), Friday, 26 April 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

That UKIP poster's still fucking up there and not a scratch on it. Of course he's the kind of asshole to have cameras all over his house and the station car park has cameras too. Orwellian, much?

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

Cover it with England flags

BBC 'Witch' Song (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

Bulgarian flags surely?

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link

Phone the local council and have a chat with them about the guy's potential fire hazard/health'n'safety violations.

Then again, the Romanian flag is kind of pretty.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22382098

"Labour is under pressure to win back hundreds of seats lost in 2009 and make progress in the south of England."

Seems a bit of an odd take considering what's happening to the ruling parties.

you say potatooles (onimo), Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

parties? oh yes, i forgot about them.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link

there is a real danger that the psycho middle-class racist party might steal a bunch of seats but on the other hand Labour are pretty unpopuar right now

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link

:D

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link

South Shields by-election result:
Emma Lewell-Buck (Labour) 12,493 votes 50.5%
Richard Elvin (UK Independence Party) 5,988 votes 24.2%
Karen Allen (Conservatives) 2,857 votes 11.5%
Ahmed Khan (Independent) 1,331 votes 5.4%
Phil Brown (Independent Socialist Party) 750 votes 3.0%
Lady Dorothy Macbeth Brookes (BNP) 711 votes 2.9%
Hugh Annand (Liberal Democrats) 352 votes 1.4%
Howling Laud Hope (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party) 197 votes 0.8%
Thomas Faithful Darwood (Independent) 57 votes 0.2%

Impressive showing from the Lib Dems there - comfortably holding of the Raving Loonies and with a mere doubling of their vote next time around they'll be within shouting distance of the BNP and Independent Socialists. If they can increase their votes fourfold they'll even keep their deposit.

The Horse Rustler and the Rustler's Horse (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 3 May 2013 07:43 (ten years ago) link

:-(

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 3 May 2013 08:18 (ten years ago) link

I know I shouldn't laugh but the the BNP fielding a candidate called Lady Macbeth is 0_0

Matt DC, Friday, 3 May 2013 08:45 (ten years ago) link

Out, damn spic!

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 08:51 (ten years ago) link

Do by-elections gauge the state of the nation to any useful extent, or just the state of a particular region? Suspect the latter, with concessions to former

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 08:53 (ten years ago) link

South Shields is about as safe a Labour seat as you can get so I wouldn't read too much into it, but UKIP managing to pick up nearly a quarter of the vote there should be worrying for almost everyone.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 May 2013 08:58 (ten years ago) link

Why isn't there a prominent internationalist/left-leaning protest party? Too much like hard work to rationalise a modicum of broad-mindedness or compassion?

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:01 (ten years ago) link

Or is it because the Greens are beyond-useless twats with not one clue about gaining support and influence

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:03 (ten years ago) link

thank god ukip are here to sort out the wright way chumps in our local councils

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link

they're just there to fuck the hand-driers

Mark G, Friday, 3 May 2013 09:27 (ten years ago) link

i like to know where they stand on things like europe i.e. standing behind its arse and pulling a sex face

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link

Why isn't there a prominent internationalist/left-leaning protest party?

According to Nick Clegg, that's the Labour Party

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link

groovy

Mark G, Friday, 3 May 2013 09:46 (ten years ago) link

According to me, Nick Clegg should die in a fire.

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:47 (ten years ago) link

we're up all night to get clegg annihilated

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link

i was listening to some hand-wringing debate on Radio 4 the other day about "how can we persuade the yoot to vote?" and Ann Widdecombe - Ann Widdecombe, mind - said "it's not about the young and the old, the real issue is that a lot of people don't see any difference between the main parties. There used to be this broad ideological struggle between Socialism and Capitalism but now most voters don't see any real difference between Labour and the Conservatives". cheered meself hoarse.

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:50 (ten years ago) link

Hugh Annand (Liberal Democrats) 352 votes 1.4%

Keep up the good work, Nick

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link

Why isn't there a prominent internationalist/left-leaning protest party?

WHY INDEED! The closest thing we have are the Green Party who are suffering from a long-term image problem and Respect who are doing their utmost to dig themselves into a long-term image problem.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link

Face it, we're a bunch of right wing cunts

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link

the solutions probably lie outside party politics as we currently know them tbf

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link

in that parliamentary democracy is a tool of the capitalist oppressors, yes

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 10:08 (ten years ago) link

The oncoming death of the newspaper industry will probably be the most significant factor. One of the main reasons UKIP gain ground is that the sentiments they're (officially) articulating are near identical to most tabloid editorial stances. That said the tabloids will be with us for a while yet.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 May 2013 10:08 (ten years ago) link

That said if this lot get their way we'll have the British equivalent of Fox News by then and that way lies catastrophe.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 May 2013 10:09 (ten years ago) link

It's nice that in the USA, Fox News can be all "Obama is the evil man" and the US population go out and VOTE HIM IN, DAMMIT!

Mark G, Friday, 3 May 2013 10:10 (ten years ago) link

have actually fantasised at length about f1r3bomb1ng The Sun (with every human and animal* evacuated on some jumped-up pretext, of course)

*possibly except for Kelvin Mackenzie even though he doesn't edit it any more

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 10:11 (ten years ago) link

That's only happening because it's Obama, most Democrat presidential hopefuls would be a lot easier to take down. And Labour won't be electing an Obama any time soon.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 May 2013 10:12 (ten years ago) link

not unless they can persuade EMil to black up

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 10:16 (ten years ago) link

Also as I've mentioned countless times, politicians are still clinging to the "centre ground", proudly stating this while going "see, we're on your side, we're on everybody's side", as if it's a badge of honour. But increasing numbers of people can see that the "centre ground" has failed, massively, and the vacuum of political leadership or even real debate leads to votes flooding to nutters and racists.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 May 2013 10:20 (ten years ago) link

fuck yes. truth.

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link

"when you believe in nothing you'll believe in anything" etc

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 10:22 (ten years ago) link

In fairness, the only places electing local councils yesterday were exactly the places you'd expect ukip to do well. Drive-thru country.

uh, what?

Mark G, Friday, 3 May 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link

the uneducated morons of south shields will have been unamused by bananaman begins' comments

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 10:33 (ten years ago) link

old school friend on Facebook the other day was torn between voting Green and voting UKIP. this is why the Greens can get tae fuck tbh.

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 10:35 (ten years ago) link

Lady Dorothy Macbeth Brookes (BNP) 711 votes 2.9%

Is this person for real? I saw her on TV last night, and honestly thought she must be the Monster Raving Loony candidate or something.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/028fbNG3wgd6W/x350.jpg

DavidM, Friday, 3 May 2013 10:36 (ten years ago) link

I mean, it looked like she was in blackface.

DavidM, Friday, 3 May 2013 10:37 (ten years ago) link

guys, we shd not sneer at people because their tastes are proletarian and beneath us. we shd sneer because they're crackpot fucking racists.

we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link

not unless they can persuade EMil to black up

This probably wouldn't be a good idea

The Horse Rustler and the Rustler's Horse (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 3 May 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link

I don't see it, tbh.

DavidM, Friday, 3 May 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link

so she's a lock for chancellor

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link

am uneasy with ilx resorting to judgement-by-appearance tbh, especially of women

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link

She's a member of the BNP, I'm pretty sure we've all judged her for several more important reasons first.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 May 2013 10:53 (ten years ago) link

Also - please don't write-off everyone outside of cities as tractor-driving xenophobes. Many of us hate those cunts.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 3 May 2013 11:01 (ten years ago) link

1250: Patrick O'Flynn, Daily Express, tweets: A couple of years back I was the only national newspaper hack who bothered to go to UKIP conferences. Bet there'll be plenty at the next one

Oh Really? You do surprise me.

Mark G, Friday, 3 May 2013 11:52 (ten years ago) link

lookin forward to the wannabe Hunter S Thompson on the campaign trail dispatch from Vice already

xp that's because newspaper hacks know now that Farage makes hilariously bonkers quotes.

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link

Farage is saying this is "a sea-change in British politics" which seems apt because his party is full of Cs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDRdCdW_k3A (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

Of course, Tories will fall into line and vote Tory again in the general election

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link

Poor old BNP, where did all go wrong?

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link

"Labour is under pressure to win back hundreds of seats lost in 2009 and make progress in the south of England."

Turns out that was fair comment. Labour didn't exactly capitalise on government dissatisfaction eh? One council gained so far and only 68 councillors regained from those hundreds lost.

Looks like UKIP has the none-of-the-above protest vote cornered along with the crackpot racist vote. It's a powerful combination.

you say potatooles (onimo), Friday, 3 May 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

Labour appear to be doing better the more councils declare, they've added 142 now.

Tories are down to third in Witney, Cameron's constitutency, behind UKIP and Labour. Woah.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 May 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link

What does UKIP stand for?

Send the buggers back isn't it?

Neil S, Friday, 3 May 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link

DEFENCE: According to a recent policy paper, UKIP would increase defence spending back to 2010 levels. It would build more warships and carry out an urgent review of the case for replacing Trident, including the option of a new British-built nuclear missile system capable of launch from air, sea or sub-surface vessels.

jesus christ

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 3 May 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link

just in case the germans try it again

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 3 May 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link

TAX: UKIP favours a flat tax - a single combined rate of income tax and national insurance paid by all workers. It claims this would end the complexity of the current system and allow people to keep more of the money they have earned. It would also lead to a major shrinking of the size of the state, which would revert to a "safety net" for the poorest."

welcome back to Victorian Britain!

Neil S, Friday, 3 May 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

Warships! More fucking warships! Pride of the fucking seas!

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link

Tax is hard, let's go shopping!

stet, Friday, 3 May 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

Sensible policies for a better Britain

Neil S, Friday, 3 May 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link

SOCIAL ISSUES: UKIP has been vocal in its opposition to what it sees as "political correctness" in public life. It also argues that multiculturalism has "split" British society. It would legislate to allow smoking in pubs, in designated rooms, and hold local referendums on repealing the hunting ban.

Tackling the burning issue of political correctness which they seem to think has "gawn maaaaaad"

Neil S, Friday, 3 May 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link

Bring Back Rationing!

Mark G, Friday, 3 May 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

Workhouses and golliwogs for all.

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 3 May 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

I got a brief sliver of joy from the Tories being in 3rd in Witney constituency but now it's all gone back to profoundly depressing.

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 3 May 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

my mum was a Labour councillor on West Oxfordshire District Council, and I was the youngest person on the electoral roll when I voted her into office #truestory

Neil S, Friday, 3 May 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

East Sussex has suddenly got itself 7 UKIP councillors, all their seats form this line along the coast joining up all our crumbly old seaside towns. Presumably they're being drafted in to resurrect the Home Guard?

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 3 May 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

interesting data on why people vote ukip:

http://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/05/03/immigration-and-europe-give-ukip-appeal/

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 3 May 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

David Cameron - 'We need to show respect for people who have taken the choice to support this party.'

Would that be the party of "fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists"?

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 3 May 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

so sad to discover that my vote for ukip purely for their commendably violent pathological loathing of all things foreign is actually a vote for all sorts of reactionary and regressive policies in other areas that i wasn't aware of

treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 3 May 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link

If you want to ban immigrants, you have to be in favour of smoking in pubs. You can't have either/or.

Mark G, Friday, 3 May 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

They come over here, smoking our fags

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 3 May 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

i know why people vote UKIP, it's because they're fucking racists

Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

It also argues that multiculturalism has "split" British society. It would legislate to allow smoking in pubs, in designated rooms

multiculturalism: bad
lung cancer: good

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

i know why people vote UKIP, it's because they're fucking racists

that's not strictly true, some of them are homophobes as well

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

Another argument for non-urban bits of England being all tractor-driving fascists: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-22403852

brb, just gonna fill a padded envelope up with dogshit and nails

Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

that swastika has the ends missing

Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

trying to xls her but not finding out anything

doesn't 'lady' imply she is the wife of a peer or suchlike? in which case one would expect her to have some sort of obvious background

which makes me wonder, given the ludicrous middle name, if she hadn't changed her own name to 'lady' by deed poll

treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

you can buy "titles" for about fifty quid iirc

Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

anyway can we start a "let's do summary execution of bigots right now" thread?

Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

http://www.buyagift.co.uk/Unique-Gifts/Laird-or-Lady-Title-BR-1136557.aspx

huh

i think you are probably right in this case

treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link

ooh, cheaper than i thought. do i wanna be a Laird? hmmmm

Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link

a lot of the bnp/whatever crowd are deeply strange

treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

these are people who equate skin pigmentation with moral character, i guess they might have the odd batshit idea

Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

nah they are more strange and in more polymorphous ways than merely being racist would suggest

treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

like buying a novelty title and using it for an election is sort of borderline delusional

treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

hoyl shit

Neil S, Friday, 3 May 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

holy!

Neil S, Friday, 3 May 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

WAKE UP BRITAIN

Neil S, Friday, 3 May 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

to the perils of over-exposure to sunbeds

Neil S, Friday, 3 May 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

That's actually someone wearing a rubber mask, right?

Matt DC, Friday, 3 May 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

Guyyyys there's enough material in what she's saying

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

yes, we should definitely stop making fun of her bizarre appearance

Neil S, Friday, 3 May 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

well yeah! idk, freedom of expression, ward off the pc gone mad nannystater here, enjoy you overtanned bigot

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

*your. Unless you're Lady D herself, playing the long game

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

nah even if one were to disallow laughing at electoral candidates' appearance, this is scarcely some congenital trait....someone has decided to (paid for) whatever process cause an autochthon of northern england to resemble phenotypes of the levant, itself a curious aesthetic choice for someone not given to métissage in other aspects

treeship journey to aja (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 3 May 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

would glass

Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

as a wise man once said, there's no arguing with that xxxp

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

or a wise woman

have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 3 May 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link

It was Eric Morecambe

Mark G, Friday, 3 May 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link

perhaps the biggest question raised by this election is "who the fuck is still voting Lib Dem?"

Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

Indeed, I think they're down to their hardcore of Liberal scumbags

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 3 May 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67408000/jpg/_67408310_67408304.jpg
Farage: "See? We can organise a piss-up in a brewery!"
Barman: "Actually, this is a pub."

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Friday, 3 May 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

Tory Black Ops offering huge rewards for anybody who can prove Farage is a secret Chianti drinker

Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 May 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

R WHITES amirite

DavidM, Saturday, 4 May 2013 12:08 (ten years ago) link

"I'm a secret far-right thinker"

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Saturday, 4 May 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link

Tory Black Ops

Call of Duty: Tory Black Ops would be an interesting video game.

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

cutscene: a huge public backlash against benefit cuts explodes right in the player's face

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

Instead of bigotedly targeting non white foreigners, the player would be bigotedly targeting oh wait...

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

In one part of the story, the player has to fight against a sinister militia called U-KEEP, who are commanded by a raving right wing nutbag.
http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/180x200/l/legacy_reginald_perrin_jimmy.jpg

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link

Also a mission where the player has to defeat a fat racist who wants to make the trains run on time.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Fat_Controller_TTTE_1.jpg

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

And to lighten the mood, a side quest where the player has to prevent two young brothers from scrumping Mr. Wilberforce's apples.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/1/4/1262625084000/Ed-and-David-Miliband-001.jpg

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link

BANTER!

caek, Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

Meerkats that look like Nigel Farage

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

He looks more like a Kerbal
http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/320/869/320869358_640.jpg

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

Ancient bone-headed dinosaur found, tells reporters, "UKIP have got my vote"

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

Another bone-headed dinosaur that voted UKIP:

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10412772.Des_Lynam___I_voted_for_Ukip_in_Sussex_/

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link

Another patriotic Irishman, proud to be British

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

those lyrics in full: http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/may/10/des-lynam-endorses-ukip-song

sktsh, Friday, 10 May 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

Wow Cameron is really fucking up this EU thing isn't he? He's somehow contrived to make himself look both spineless and that he's lost control, in ways that aren't really going to appeal to anyone.

Matt DC, Monday, 13 May 2013 09:12 (ten years ago) link

starting to get scared about this eu thing now. a poll on the guardian today has 32% of ppl wanting to 'definitely leave the eu immediately'. as fun as it is to watch the tories fall apart, i'm worried that all the focus now seems to be on the power struggle surrounding whether/when to have the referendum and when the time comes to actually campaign on the benefits of staying in the union it will be too late. such a shame labour won't take a stand on this.

tpp, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 09:32 (ten years ago) link

absolutely. the agenda's all being dictated by the worst people afaict and any discussion has circled around a centre point that's way over to their side.

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 09:36 (ten years ago) link

I can't see business, including the majority of the Conservatives' backers, letting it happen. Both parties would have to campaign on a pro-EU platform. It looks more like a hapless attempt to strong-arm the EU into caving in to British demands than much of a genuine threat to participation.

хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 09:37 (ten years ago) link

a poll on the guardian today has 32% of ppl wanting to 'definitely leave the eu immediately'. as fun as it is to watch the tories fall apart

Given that we've had a wall-to-wall non-stop barrage of anti-EU propaganda for the last 20 years, 32% isn't really that high. Always believed there should be an straight in-out referendum if only to shut people up, pro-EU would win it in a cakewalk.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 09:55 (ten years ago) link

Ultimately this is the sort of mess that governing by focus group gets you.

Always believed there should be an straight in-out referendum if only to shut people up, pro-EU would win it in a cakewalk.

Don't think this is true at all really. Although I'm surprised how little was made of Obama getting up and going "this is really stupid, guyz" yesterday.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 11:26 (ten years ago) link

i wd like to hear somebody make the case for the EU in clear terms quoting stats cos tbh if BUSINESS is all in favour i'm not sure what's in it for me

Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 12:55 (ten years ago) link

oh je

caek, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link

This whole thing is just wonderful btw:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/may/17/nigel-farage-fascist-scum-protesters

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 17 May 2013 10:01 (ten years ago) link

Then, finally, the harassed and ill-prepared handful of police officers was forced to push him back into the Canon's Gait, slamming its front doors shut, as the demonstrators chanted: "Nigel, you're a bawbag, Nigel you're a bawbag, na, na, na, hey!".

<3 <3 <3

sktsh, Friday, 17 May 2013 10:04 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, that bit was especially heartwarming to read.

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 17 May 2013 10:07 (ten years ago) link

GMS interview was great too. Dude really takes him to task. First audio clip here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-22566183

sktsh, Friday, 17 May 2013 10:09 (ten years ago) link

"If this is the face of Scottish nationalism, it's a pretty ugly picture."

Sticks and stones, Nige, sticks and stones

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 10:28 (ten years ago) link

do you think Nige is saying nationalism always leads to ugly scenes?

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 May 2013 11:46 (ten years ago) link

People need to get up in Farage's shit more often, and I include rival politicians who are normally shit scared of him.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 May 2013 11:51 (ten years ago) link

Indeed, he is a clown. Full interview here.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link

Although it's not strictly accurate, I loved the heckler who told Frottage he knew as much about Scotland as he did light aircraft.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Friday, 17 May 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

"Farage was first forced out of the Canon's Gait pub after the landlord took fright as the protesters disrupted his press conference with shouts of "racist", "scum" and "homophobe". Out on the street, as the fingers pointed and taunts escalated, he was rejected by one taxi and turfed out of a second."

LOL Edinburgh hospitality at its finest

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 12:12 (ten years ago) link

I am struggling to see how Edinburgh's welcome would be any better than Glasgow's.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Friday, 17 May 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link

Sorry, that was a West Coast dig at the warm-hearted and welcoming citizens of Auld Reekie

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

Happy to put city rivalries aside and unite as one massive ukip-tolling conurbation tbh

sktsh, Friday, 17 May 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

er, trolling. Although we'll take your cash too nige, ya wobbly-lipped shitehawk.

sktsh, Friday, 17 May 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link

All 19th Hole bigots are WATBs when challenged, it's the rules.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Friday, 17 May 2013 12:55 (ten years ago) link

reading today's observer, it's just one thing after another for poor old d camz

caek, Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

The Conservative said on Friday: "It's fine. There's really no problem. The MPs just have to do it because the associations tell them to, and the associations are all mad, swivel-eyed loons."

caek, Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:33 (ten years ago) link

don't understand why some people get so worked up about being described accurately

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link

I can see him being torn apart by his party before too long. This is all starting to reach a hysterical pitch that's wholly disproportionate to its urgency.

Matt DC, Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

Almost Shakespearean that Cameron, after modelling himself on Blair for so long, could find himself destroyed by the folly of governing by focus group.

Matt DC, Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link

if there is a referendum and the vote is to stay in, the conservative meltdown is going to be amazing/permanent

caek, Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link

What's the polling on such a referendum saying now?

stet, Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

Not necessarily a good thing (xp)

Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

50/50 xp

caek, Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

according to today's observer. read so many articles about europe and the conservatives in the paper that i can't actually find the specific link any more.

caek, Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/may/18/tory-party-europe-lord-howe

Recent polls show that those who want the UK to leave the EU and those who want the country to stay in are evenly matched. An Opinium/Observer poll published today suggests that more than two-thirds of voters (67%) want Cameron to "listen and pay more attention" to the views of his backbenchers.

caek, Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link

"evenly-matched" is where i'm getting that 50/50 from, so who knows.

of course it will depend a lot on the "renegotiation" and the two alternatives (exactly what "in" and "out" mean)

caek, Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link

An Opinium/Observer poll published today suggests that more than two-thirds of voters (67%) want Cameron to "listen and pay more attention" to the views of his backbenchers.

I'd like to see what the actual question was and what the actual response was. I would imagine that at least 50% of voters couldn't give a fuck who Cameron listens to.

Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link

http://news.opinium.co.uk/sites/news.opinium.co.uk/files/VI_14_05_2013.pdf
Recently David Cameron has been criticised by some Conservative backbench MPs and party members over Europe and other issues. Regardless of your views on the issues, which of the following do you think the Prime Minister should do?
- Enforce his views and overrule them
- Listen and pay more attention to their views
- Don't know

That's a bit loaded really - people are forced to give an answer, but most probably don't give a monkeys. 67% choosing the second option is not the same as 67% actively wanting Cameron to listen to his back benchers.

Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

i don't know to what extent polls take into account the likelihood of Yes or No voters to actually vote. i can imagine the Nos being considerably more active/motivated.

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

i do not understand this gay marriage story, which reflects poorly on my reading comprehension, but also on the conservative party. how could this be so complicated?

caek, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link

I'm assuming Cameron can get through the gay marriage bill through anyway? All the LibDems and most of Labour will vote in favour, even if most of his party vote against. Always amusing when that happens.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 May 2013 09:36 (ten years ago) link

iirc a lot of labour mps are thought to be voting for the "extend civil partnerships to straights" amendment too?

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Monday, 20 May 2013 09:57 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I couldn't follow the logic behind that at all. Why scupper marriage equality for a bit of symbolism? Unless the Labour MPs are actually against gay marriage, but that wasn't stated anywhere in the article I read.

sword of (seandalai), Monday, 20 May 2013 10:13 (ten years ago) link

Some of them are against gay marriage I think

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Monday, 20 May 2013 10:16 (ten years ago) link

I think it's a mix of people who are genuinely against gay marriage, in favour of straight civil partnerships, and just want to vote against the government.

I'm all in favour of straight civil partnerships really but I doubt that's really what this amendment is about, beyond some lame "why can't we have WHITE history month eh???" bullshit.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 May 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link

It makes sense to me to round out the legislation so that everyone, regardless of gender or sexuality, is entitled to have the same types of partnerships with the same rights - but I don't think there's a large body of straight couples desperate to have a not-a-marriage civil partnership so it's not necessary to include it at this time.

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Monday, 20 May 2013 10:27 (ten years ago) link

i kind of wonder how much basic westminster trolling there is in there -- fucking up the tories' gay marriage plans so that labour could subsequently do it and get the kudos?

i mean, i would like civil partnership to be extended to the straights, the way it is in France. Obviously I am coming from a very specific political/ideological position here, but as a marriage non-fan** the equal civil partnership seems like something with a lot of hope and potential to it. To me it's not "a bit of symbolism". (i mean, if a civil partnership currently bestows the same legal rights as a marriage, then marriage equality itself is "a bit of symbolism". these bit of symbolism are important.)

buttttt it is a bit worrying that pushing this point might lead the tory leadership to go into a huff and take their ball home and fuck everything up for people who are, for whatever reason, super into extending marriage.

** i don't have anything against it, it's just not really my bag

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Monday, 20 May 2013 10:29 (ten years ago) link

What is the difference in practical terms between a civil partnership and a marriage? If it isn't much, is there any point in civil partnerships existing once marriage has been extended to everyone?

Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 20 May 2013 10:43 (ten years ago) link

yeah i was pondering the same thing myself. it's not like a registrary office marriage panders to god-bothering. what the fuck is going on really?

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 May 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link

i think it is pretty much all in the name!

the potential is to make "civil partnership" something like the old fiction of common-law marriage, but in its present form it seems to be more of a marriage-in-name-only

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Monday, 20 May 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

Does anyone know what this £4bn figure is about? I read something about tax breaks earlier but AFAIK there aren't any tax breaks for marrieds so what tax breaks are there for civil partnerships? It's almost like they just made it up...

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 20 May 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/politics/2013/05/truth-about-welfare

Good piece here on the economics of cutting unemployment benefits.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 May 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link

So it looks like labour withdrew from playing politics with gay marriage when it became clear that the tories would do it for them?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link

New zealand did this so much better

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link

Presumably Miliband realised that this would've been yet another thing Labour would never have been forgiven for.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 09:10 (ten years ago) link

Well, yes.

Also, another thing the cons will not be forgiving Cameron for, any time soon..

Win Win, basically.

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 09:12 (ten years ago) link

Norman Tebbit is fixated on the important issues:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/may/21/tebbit-gay-marriage-lesbian-queen

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 09:24 (ten years ago) link

a chilling vision of a dystopian future from a man in no way in the grip of advanced senility

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 09:29 (ten years ago) link

"When we have a queen who is a lesbian and she marries another lady and then decides she would like to have a child and someone donates sperm and she gives birth to a child, is that child heir to the throne?"

Only one way to decide - send for Jeremy Kyle.

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 09:31 (ten years ago) link

It's like the synopsis of a JG Ballard novel, if Ballard had been a massively homophobic bigot.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 09:33 (ten years ago) link

what if the future Queen of England was a killer lezbot?

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 09:35 (ten years ago) link

Tebbitt hasn't been watching Game of Thrones.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 09:36 (ten years ago) link

Good demonstration of how absurd the idea of a monarchy is, well done Norman.

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 09:36 (ten years ago) link

Only one way to decide - send for Jeremy Kyle. POLL!!!

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link

(I like how it's "when", not "if"...)

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 09:40 (ten years ago) link

the more i think about this "what then???" scenario the more baffled i am -- no matter where the sperm comes from, the child of a reigning queen would inherit 50% of its genes from the royal family, which is basically ideal unless you are a pharaoh (or a targaeryn).

the only way this works as a thought experiment is when the "other lady" is the one having a child? maybe Tebbit didn't feel the need to indicate that because it's clear that lesbians can't have children but must find ladies to marry who will bear them issue.

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link

But what if they both are pregnant?

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:22 (ten years ago) link

But what if the babies get mixed up? What if a prince is brought up... as a pauper?

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link

And what if that pauper goes on to lead the resistance in the war against machines? And what if the machines send a robot back in time to kill his mother, and he sends a fighter back to protect her, who ends up sleeping with her and becoming his father?

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:26 (ten years ago) link

It's ridiculous isn't it? Think of the other scenarios where a female first-in-line might not be able to conceive and therefore adopts or if there is some sort of surrogacy arrangement. Sexuality is not the primary issue here, it's the idiotic importance we attach to genetic determination of our monarchy in a world where this just should not be relevant.

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:27 (ten years ago) link

and what if the robot doesn't know the laws of cricket?

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:27 (ten years ago) link

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to caught behind.

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:30 (ten years ago) link

dunno who's gonna start the norman tebbit sci-fi thread but it's a promising avenue

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:34 (ten years ago) link

Davros joke

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:35 (ten years ago) link

Dan Dire, Pilot of the Future?

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:39 (ten years ago) link

Pilot of the Past, amirite?

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:39 (ten years ago) link

Pilot of getting out of going to the Maggon's funeral by going to a different funeral.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:41 (ten years ago) link

Ice-cold of Kinnock to have his best friend murdered just so he could get out of Thatcher's funeral. But understandable.

http://www.brits.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/629-349/public/photos/1986_0013.jpg

^ talking about insemination?

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:49 (ten years ago) link

It's like one of my colleagues said: we've got to make these same sex marriages available to all. It would lift my worries about inheritance tax because maybe I'd be allowed to marry my son. Why not? Why shouldn't a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn't two elderly sisters living together marry each other?"

Erm....

Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link

no you don't understand, he's equating the freakish unnaturalness of gay to incest or any other crime against nature

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:55 (ten years ago) link

Well, if Jimmy Savile was alive, he'd be voting for it...

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 10:58 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbm.org.uk/images/uv-6680-b.jpg

^ he was lobbying for it back then

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link

"What if I marry my dead mother to avoid inheritance tax?"
"Sounds good to me, Norman!"

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link

Clegg says this is a government of the centre ground. Is he dishonest or stupid?

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 08:04 (ten years ago) link

a little from column a, a little from column b.

Neil S, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 08:30 (ten years ago) link

If he means the centre ground of a SINKHOLE...

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 08:39 (ten years ago) link

Continuation of the process of everything being skewed further to the right all the time through a combination of constant Tory pulling and the weak left perpetually crumbling. The centre's not in the same place as it was twenty years ago.

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:02 (ten years ago) link

In one foul swoop, Cultural Marxists, who have been working behind the scenes for decades in Britain, have broken both marriage and the Conservative party, once the greatest of British institutions.

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2013/05/david-cameron-has-caused-a-crisis-in-conservatism

cultural marxists!!!

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:10 (ten years ago) link

"In one foul swoop"

Neil S, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:10 (ten years ago) link

Engels was a bit of a homophobe, dunno about Marx tbh

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:11 (ten years ago) link

"In one foul swoop"

listen, britain is so broken that english idioms don't even work any more, they have been murdered by marxists like all great traditions

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:14 (ten years ago) link

this guy's just some local councillor, explains the bare literacy tbf

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:14 (ten years ago) link

in a shocking turn of events the "cultural marxists" meme turns out to be anti-semitic in origin (acc. Dan Trilling here)

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:17 (ten years ago) link

As I recall, Anders Breivik had a bee in his bonnet about Cultural Marxists too. Stay classy, Spectator.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link

The way things are going, we surely can't be that far from a stalking horse or full-on John Redwood-style leadership challenge? Even if it doesn't succeed it would probably be suicidal on the Tories' part given that pretty much the only thing going for them is that more people consider Cameron to be a Prime Ministerial figure than Miliband, but then again Cam is looking increasingly lame duck as it is.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link

Cultural Marxists and Lesbian Queens sounds like some latter day young tories Tarts and Vicars fancy dress party,

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

Possibly useful in the coming weeks & months:
http://www.isdavidcameronstillprimeminister.com/

Neil S, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

What, no http://www.isedmilibandstillcrap.com?

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

Ed, the young Tories are still doing Jeremy Kyle parties as far as I'm aware.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link

Tend to leave the 'plantation owners and slaves' shindigs to Ukip these days.

Wtf just happened in woolwich

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link

knife attack
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22630303

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

http://twitter.com/BOYADEE

Neil S, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

...followed by the police shooting the two suspects

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

can we get Boya Dee on this board now please

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

Boya Dee ‏@BOYADEE 1h

The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

o_O

I used to walk past there going to work.

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

Was going to say this is probably not the thread for it but it looks like the victim might have been a serving soldier, which means the spurious bullshit around this story is going to off the scale.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

like

"Radio Clyde News ‏@RadioClydeNews 59s
Police are treating the killing in #Woolwich as a terrorist attack"

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

Sky News Newsdesk ‏@SkyNewsBreak 4m
Police are treating the killing in #Woolwich as a terrorist attack

Sky News Newsdesk ‏@SkyNewsBreak 44s
Sky sources: #Woolwich killing was likely a politically-motivated Islamist terrorist attack

oops xp

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link

@BOYADEE

Mate ive seen alot of shit im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3.

You'd think/hope a (possible) decapitation and double shooting would be in your top 1, fucking miles ahead of #2.

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

That twitter TL is quite something, indeed

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link

Remind me not to hang about with that Boyadee character (xp)

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link

According to Nick Robinson, "Attack was "filmed" by the attackers, and was almost certainly carried out by Islamic terrorists."

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link

"almost certainly" = just enough wiggle room to allow you to say all kinds of shit with no clear facts

(we should maybe have a rolling UK news thread)

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

Indeed

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

NIck Robinson, Cheshire twat.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

BBC Breaking News ‏@BBCBreaking 1m
Police believe #Woolwich attackers shouted "Allahu Akbar" (Arabic for God is Great) UK government sources tell @bbcnickrobinson

martinbrunt ‏@skymartinbrunt 9m
#woolwich Witnesses say killers posed for photos and waited for police, equivalent of suicide attack.

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

This Just In: Rolling UK News Thread

howzat

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link

THE members of the Conservative Association in Cheltenham, a lovely Regency town in south-west England, are a mild-mannered lot. But at a recent meeting, voices were raised against “buggery”, “the Spartans” and the coalition government’s effort to legalise gay marriage, which passed the House of Commons on May 21st. Some suspected the European Union was behind this. None liked it. “I had a word with the vicar,” said an 87-year-old member. “He agreed that it’s just not on!”

what don't they like about the spartans?

caek, Friday, 24 May 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link

Pretty gay weren't they?

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 24 May 2013 11:13 (ten years ago) link

lmao yes that's it. poor david cameron.

caek, Friday, 24 May 2013 11:17 (ten years ago) link

Also foreign. And Southern Europe too. Lot of lazy public service Spartans with gold plated pensions (and spears, helmets, shields etc).

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 24 May 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

Spartans pretty much the original proto-Fascists, right down to the homoeroticism, any properly posh Tories wd be well on board with them. this is country squires vs genuine upper classes i think.

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link

yeah i can't imagine the tories i met who were reading greats at university having much of a problem with the spartans

caek, Friday, 24 May 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link

a lot of them seemed to vote tory because they were the closest thing they could find to a party that considered suffrage and democracy a vulgarity.

caek, Friday, 24 May 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link

Though Tories were all about hard working families - can't get much harder working than a Spartan, though family life might be of less interest to them

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 24 May 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link

xp

yeah, the bumpkins probably think that too but in a more noblesse oblige forelock-tugging fashion

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link

"hard-working families" is really a vulgar Nu Labourism co-opted by Cameron, real Tories don't worry about who's doing the work as long as it gets done cheap

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 12:00 (ten years ago) link

New Labour couldn't go on about "working people" could they? So it had to be "hard-working people".

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 07:59 (ten years ago) link

Warnings over flagship government projects

This is the thing about Tory governments they're not only hateful they're usually incompetent too

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

Running over time and budget is something all parties excel at.

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link

yeah it's terrible the way labour used to get all these big it and infrastructure problems in on time and under budget, and now look at the mess we're in

caek, Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link

All true but trying to think of the last attempt by a Labour government to do something as big as Universal Credit, let alone fuck it up

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

UKBA?

caek, Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

NHS records digitization

caek, Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link

But are they as big as the entire benefits system?

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

the NHS one was may have been a smaller budget but was probably more complicated

caek, Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link

Dunno, it's not like a Labour government to try anything too ambitious, got to worry what Paul Dacre might think of it

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

Possibly yes. xp = tbf its not just the govt projects. IT projects in the private sector fail quite badly too, for various factors.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

and they fucked the nhs thing up for like ten years, not a couple.

my point is basically none of the parties are realistic in the slightest about these things, but the actual incompetence problem is institutional to the civil service

caek, Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

feel like all these c words should sit down with a copy of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mythical_Man-Month before they're allowed to spend more money on it than the cost of an ipad

caek, Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

I saw a review of the reissue of that in The Observer a couple of months ago.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link

it's great. totally readable if you're not a computer person. a+ recommended.

caek, Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

MP Patrick Mercer has resigned the Conservative Party whip.

Mr Mercer is a former shadow defence minister who has represented Newark since 2001.

The former Army officer was sacked from the Conservative frontbench by David Cameron in 2007 after allegedly racist comments.

The BBC understands his decision to quit is in connection with a lobbying story being pursued by Panorama, scheduled to go out on Thursday.

Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link

In November 2011, the press reported that Mercer had been taped making disparaging remarks about David Cameron, calling him "despicable" and describing him as an "arse" and "the worst politician in British history since William Gladstone". The same articles claimed he had predicted that Cameron would be ousted by Conservative MPs in early 2012. Mercer later denied making the comments

Matt DC, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:18 (ten years ago) link

The worst politician since Gladstone is quite a claim.

Matt DC, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:20 (ten years ago) link

Was he bad then, ol' Gladdo?

Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link

The Tories certainly thought so cos he kept beating them in elections.

Neil S, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link

Well, by that reckoning they must think Brazil are a terrible football team.

Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link

who is the Downing Street Shagger?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2013/jun/02/mailonsunday-davidcameron

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 June 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

John Prescott & Anne Widecombe. Calling it now.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 2 June 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link

i may ever cease vomiting

waterprick (stevie), Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link

Lead theory on Twitter this afternoon is Samantha Cameron and Boris Johnson. Allegations as to parenthood of a child.

This one seems popular.

Followed by Hague and mystery man.

not_goodwin, Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

ach gott mein eyes

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link

Cameron's wife and Boris is just too hilarious to be true. Also, virtually logistically impossible.

Dream scenario would be Clegg and someone but I understand they're both Tories.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

1) pick two random Tories
2) imagine 'scenario'
3) vom

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link

not in cabinet but important enough to be a big deal? how many candidates can there be?

meanwhile, pro tip for members of the upper house. if a dude you've never met before offers you a bag full of cash to plug his business interests, you might wanna check see if he's wearing a wire.

floored character (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

Cameron's wife and Nigel Farage?

Why can't the Mail disclose who they are "for legal reasons"? Because no source is willing to speak up and they'd be sued for libel?

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

implication is there's a superinjunction in place

floored character (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link

which rules out any member of the Cameron household imo

floored character (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link

My first thought was Liam Fox, there's a lot of smoke around that guy at pretty much all times, plus he was running the MoD, although that would be too public-interest for a superinjunction. Maybe Bercow-related?

Boris having an extramarital affair hardly constitutes a 'dynamite revelation' really.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

whole thing feels a bit overplayed by the Mail hacks, wonder if there's some actual bad news they want burying

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link

Dream scenario would be Clegg and someone but I understand they're both Tories.

splittin hairs there Matt

waterprick (stevie), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link

x-post

What, that they're all doing the cash for questions fiddle.

not_goodwin, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

It has been said that they are middle-aged figures and that the affair has now concluded. It does not involve anyone serving in the cabinet.

Boris having an extramarital affair hardly constitutes a 'dynamite revelation' really.

Yeah, surely Boris having a dalliance is on the dog-bites-man end of the news spectrum?

emil.y, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link

This guy must not think anything of long prison sentences.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpr7WUf9cyE

not_goodwin, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link

This guy must not think anything

waterprick (stevie), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link

ps is that david quantick y/n?

waterprick (stevie), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

i want that guy sending down just cos he sets the crepe detector thru the roof tbh

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

Nathan Barley?

hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

I guess we just have to wait for tomorrow's French/Italian/American papers to be published

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

they're not politicians but they're close to the pm

http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/acrb.png

clue's in the link

prolego, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

Going to spend the rest of my evening watching all that guy's youtube videos.

oppet, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

(two pairs of initials in the html)

(this is the clue i'm seeing being floated around)

they're not politicians but i guess this posed a conflict of interest?

prolego, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link

OH SHIT.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link

If it is them, is it really something that could 'bring down Cameron'?

oppet, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link

Alan Carr and Rebecca Black?!?!?!

emil.y, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link

AHAAAHAAAHAHAAH

Too late to never become the story, but still, if that's true....

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link

WHO WHO WHO?

waterprick (stevie), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link

I don't see how it could sink Cameron, it's not any worse than anything we already know about these people but fuck it's an unpleasant image.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link

OH SHIT I JUST FIGURED IT OUT and really what would this have to do with Cameron?

waterprick (stevie), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

[obv we can't really have this conversation here]

waterprick (stevie), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

It just further confirms Cameron's lack of judgement in hiring him in the first place. There's also the irony of those associated with the news of the screws having a super injunction out on this. Other than that it's just a distraction.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

Conflict of interest I can see, but yeah, not sure how it's more devastating than anything else?

xp

emil.y, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

Oh, and here I was, thinking it was the marching powder at a particular wedding that was going to do for DC.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link

Old story, entirely unrelated

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

TBF these tories are rather vanilla in their sleaziness compared to the early 90s lot.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

okay the furore is making more sense

waterprick (stevie), Sunday, 2 June 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link

I have a lazy "tap that" gag ready to go, someone let me know when it's safe to do so

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

If we said that a certain soap actor cum fake tv hardman had been cuckolded we'd be about right, yes?

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link

I have a lazy "tap that" gag ready to go, someone let me know when it's safe to do so

I like it.

emil.y, Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

Despite clean-shavenness, always suspected SACTVH had the benefit of a sumptuous ginger beard.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

I'd always thought they were both bearded.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link

This superinjunction shite making all Brits go ohh shhhh all the time cracks me up. What a ridiculous medieval law, Christ.

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link

But then I am a bit sour because i haven't figured out the initials yet :-(

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link

click on Matt DC's old story which has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with this

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link

OIC :)

Thanks Ed

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link

(Not the place but this superinjunction just makes me giddy. Would the UK ask for me to be extradited I were to say it out loud here?)

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link

try it and see

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link

the great thing about superinjunctions is they are almost completely unenforceable once their existence becomes known because they don't really bind anyone outside of England and Wales

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link

oh now you've done it

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link

Yup

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link

Stet may need to be careful if he heads south of Gretna

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link

This doesn't seem like that much of a bombshell, tbh

Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link

I didn't put my ass on the line for "not that much of a bombshell" ;_;

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

can honestly say it hasn't lowered my opinion of any of the parties involved

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link

(Not the place but this superinjunction just makes me giddy. Would the UK ask for me to be extradited I were to say it out loud here?)

They'd probably start w/me, tbh.

stet, Sunday, 2 June 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link

though if I had to share a cell w/youtube guy I'd probably choke myself on his glasses to escape

stet, Sunday, 2 June 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

yeah stet sorry for goading lbi into spilling the beans about Anal Cunt and Richard Branson

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Sunday, 2 June 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link

OMG Stet we'd have so much FUN in jail! :-)

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

liking the screen name btw

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Sunday, 2 June 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link

well it's not crisis-talk-worthy but it's certainly an embarrassment

but maybe you should ixnay on the oxxday re the Cunt/Branson affair?

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

I mean we all agree that it's silly that uk ilxors shd have to be jumpy about this but there it is

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

So Le Bat can say that as he is not in the UK?

Mark G, Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link

Ok, if you want me to, I will.

You have to admit though, it is just *baffling* that nothing will shut this board up, but when it comes to a ridiculous, medieval 'rule' like superinjunction, about some tabloid-worthy sex scandal like this, everyone goes "omg! can't say that! libel-suit is just around the corner!". It's bizarre.

I've seen the best minds of my ILX-generation destroyed by libel etc...

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link

i guess no one wants to be made an example of, and i don't really blame them.

waterprick (stevie), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link

I just don't get why individual, independent minds on here feel this sudden STOP! CANT SAY IT OUT LOUD! on here. There's no precedent of this sort of censorship. Not in the "free" Western world at least.

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link

Plus, it's not like we have to keep quiet, Dave Cameron is already on ILX. His name is WATERFACE.

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

http://order-order.com/2013/05/21/attorney-general-warns-press-over-rebekah-brooks-and-andy-coulson/

NO COMMENT.

I suppose that means this may not be a superinjunction, was there any change or call for change in superinjunction laws after the Ryan Giggs thing? It seems pointless for it to exist if in every case the only way to really enact it would be by charging 10,000 Twitter users.

Theodor Adorbsno (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

yeah LBI like I say it's obv silly but since stet deleted your 1st post (I ass=u+me it was he anyway) we might as well respect that he wants to tread carefully, at least until this story explodes in oh 48hrs or so

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

NV: Et tu, Brute?

Why do you people feel such fear in your bodies/minds when it comes to this? It is just so wrong!

So ilx discovers something in a filename dropped by Guido Fawkes. Big deal.

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

Amazing kdt never took one out huh

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link

@wins, I hadn't even noticed he'd deleted that post. Thanks for the heads up.

I will respect it for Stet. But I've difficulty to comprehend the magnitude of fear in British ilxors when it concerns stuff like this.

Well done, UK government, well done.

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:15 (ten years ago) link

i don't think it's fear tbf

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link

Then what is it?

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link

All British people here consciously refraining from *naming names*... What other than fear is that?

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link

prudence

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, cut that out please. It's no more about a "magnitude of fear" than it is the same prudence that leads to us deleting links to copyrighted downloads etc. There's no free speech in the UK, which is where I am. I have a reasonable amount of protection because we don't pre-moderate posts, but not a massive amount.

stet, Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link

also lols xp

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

a) could care less about what 1 or more consenting adults does for sexual jollies
b) am broadly in agreement with the principle of not libelling people without good cause
c) we can discuss this without having to use the names on a public board
d) whether i personally care about being taken to court, i have a collective responsibility to the people who run and use this board to avoid it getting hassle from the Man if poss

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

i don't think any of them mean i'm sitting here trembling, i just care more about ILX than i do about any of what sounds like a boring "scandal" that weighs pretty low on the list of reprehensible things done by its possible participants

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link

Stet, honestly, I didn't mean any trouble for you, I hope you know that. This whole "we can't name the names" thing seems fucked up in my opinion, but I will refrain if it would get you in trouble.

I'm just genuinely sad there indeed is no free speech in the UK, apparently...

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:22 (ten years ago) link

I'm sad that you're sad, but chin up, it ain't that bad! like I say it's good for the lols.I mean what's funnier than unnece$$@ry g00glepr00fing? and we have this amazing comedian called ian hislop who says "allegedly" like u wouldn't believe

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:27 (ten years ago) link

Hey, NV, I am with you. And ilx.

But I don't think it's about the "boringness" of it - ILX discusses "boring things" all the time. This sex scandal isn't boring, far from it. All sex-scandals remotely linked to heads of state are interesting. You call it boring, but you wouldn't call it boring if it were a topic allowed to freely discuss.

"c) we can discuss this without having to use the names on a public board", of course we could. But why would we? For in your analogy we could also discuss it WITH saying names out loud, same as not saying the names out loud, it seems; it should make no difference, should it?

But apparently it does, for British people. MI-5 isn't going to search through ILX people, and even if they would, they'd have no case, not even remotely. It might not be fear, as I said earlier. But it is certainly wrong, for people to feel they can't name names of public figures...

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link

In all honesty, I think it is sad, Wins. This is the one and only thing that seems to manage to suppress people from the left and right, aka everyone, to freely speak their mind. The most outspoken, enlightened people on here from Britain all go hush when it concerns this. I respect people abiding the law and all that, but that is a bitter disappointment.

Especially since the UK is the country where I will be living for the rest of my life, shortly hereafter...

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link

I probably wrote a lot of tl;dr things. All I meant was: wtf UK 'n UK ilxors, you can't speak freely about this shit? Wtf?

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

Is there another thread where you could do this?

caek, Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link

:-(

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link

Looking forward to press conference later today...

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2013/06/01/306681/confidence/

not_goodwin, Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link

It's been around that level for a few weeks now, right?

Presstv.ir seems legit tho.

caek, Sunday, 2 June 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link

Press Tv, owned by the iranian republican guard and has George Galloway as lead talent.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 3 June 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

i don't know guys, it says at least 30 MPs singed letters calling for the vote, sounds legit to me

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 June 2013 06:39 (ten years ago) link

Singed? As in singing, or slightly burning?

(typo is article's own)

Mark G, Monday, 3 June 2013 06:45 (ten years ago) link

the amusing thing is that it pops up as an autosearch on twitter if you even type one of their names in

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 3 June 2013 08:17 (ten years ago) link

The big point seems to be that this information might prejudice a couple of upcoming trials. If that's the case, I don't understand how the British public could despise these people any more than they already do.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Monday, 3 June 2013 08:32 (ten years ago) link

How would a similar situation be dealt with in the Netherlands, LBI?

The main driver in super-injunctions is an interpretation of European privacy laws. Essentially the UK government has dragged its heels bringing in privacy legislation so judges have to interpret pan-European laws themselves.

Hypothetically, if a Dutch politician or celebrity had an affair, would they have any way of preventing publication, as they would in France?

хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Monday, 3 June 2013 09:41 (ten years ago) link

The short answer would be: no, they can't prevent publication.

A politician could, in theory, sue the media outlet to prevent it from being published (obviously they have to be aware of the fact that a publication intends to publish). But if it concerns amorous liaisons, and a media organization has incriminating evidence, say photos, the chance a judge will stop publication is close to 0%. If the politician can prove that it really is a completely untrue smear campaign, the judge can put a ban on publication. This can also go for something verifiably wrong of something relating to the politician's job.
If it concerns a matter of national security a judge can also stop publication. We've had one extreme example where Dutch intelligence literally held two journalists hostage for them to reveal their sources on a national security story.

But if it's a love affair, the judge is highly likely to tell the politician 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time'.

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 3 June 2013 10:46 (ten years ago) link

We all know it's stupid, we went through this a year ago with the Ryan Giggs thing. Ultimately, I believe people have a right to privacy but when you consider that a super-injunctions has been used to prevent a national newspaper printing the name of a company dumping toxic waste off the coast of Africa you realise the system is bullshit.

Matt DC, Monday, 3 June 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link

if we had a properly worded privacy law we ought to be able to separate the malicious tittle tattle from matters of public interest. some newspapers obviously thrive on publishing malicious tittle tattle but that's a matter for their editors i guess.

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 June 2013 11:15 (ten years ago) link

I want to make a blingee with this phrase:

but that's a matter for their editors

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 3 June 2013 11:30 (ten years ago) link

'the public interest'

Who do we trust to define this.

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Monday, 3 June 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link

Anyone who can actually tell the difference between 'the public interest' and 'stuff the public is interested in'.

emil.y, Monday, 3 June 2013 11:44 (ten years ago) link

Go on

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Monday, 3 June 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

i don't like the phrase "public interest" either but i really don't see why it's okay for media orgs to publish stories about people's love lives or medical problems unless those things have a bearing on corrupt or criminal behaviour

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 June 2013 11:51 (ten years ago) link

on the other hand i guess people shdn't work in entertainment/play professional sport/be politicians unless they want every single moment of their lives to be fair play for entertaining nosey wankers

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 June 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link

there's an element of wanting it both ways from some slebs though- 5 page Hello! spread one day, complaining about tabloid intrusion the next.

Neil S, Monday, 3 June 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link

which IMO makes it extremely hard to legislate- however repellent Hello! is, none of the people who appear in it do so under duress (unless you want to get into the murky field of what, under capitalism, you might consider to be structure and agency when it comes to people deciding things like this)

Neil S, Monday, 3 June 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

it's a pretty lame excuse usually. i have to do lots of things for my job that i don't want to do at the drop of a hat when i'm not at work.

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 June 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link

difference between posing for photos at an agreed shoot to publicize your latest movie and getting papped in your back garden scratching your bum seems fairly clear-cut to me

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 June 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link

there's an element of wanting it both ways from some slebs though- 5 page Hello! spread one day, complaining about tabloid intrusion the next.

well, you could look at it the other way - having a 5-page hello! spread is a chance to have writing about you in the press that you control (and to get some money out of it!) when you're already subject to tabloid use of your life in ways you can't really control.

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Monday, 3 June 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link

it might be true that there's no way to square a free press with legislation to protect privacy. (tho by "free" press we mostly mean "owned by a few wealthy individuals/corporations whose main interests are in making money and obtaining political influence"). this stuff might be best left to individual moral conscience. i just don't have much faith in the individual moral consciences of newspaper owners et al

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 June 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link

Of the public, then?

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Monday, 3 June 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link

According to the Random House Dictionary, Public interest is "1. the welfare or well-being of the general public; commonwealth. 2. appeal or relevance to the general populace: a news story of public interest."[1]

First definition rather than the second seems workable - its really not hard. The claim that defining "public interest" is difficult seems like a smokescreen to stop "public interest" from being legally defined.

Random .mdb Memories (NotEnough), Monday, 3 June 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

Then nothing else shoud be published, or anything challenged outside those terms is liable for injunction, or wha

Leaving aside the lol internet global device thing, which is the thing.

Im all for e news being shut down if thats the mandate obv, its the line btwn that and idk giggs shagging frinstance that is if not blurry then certainly fuck all to do with the high echelon publically maintained srs business of the courts.

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Monday, 3 June 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

This may yet be of genuine public interest depending on how badly they played Cameron.

Matt DC, Monday, 3 June 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link

Woah

Have they the real cameron trussed up somewhere? For how long?

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Monday, 3 June 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

oh hey i just arrived in the us for my hols, has this story broken open in the uk yet?

waterprick (stevie), Monday, 3 June 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link

I'm just an American citizen with no real interest or knowledge of UK politics, but I hope it turns out to be SamCam and the redhead.

how's life, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 11:20 (ten years ago) link

SamCam doesn't shag oiks, silly.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 11:30 (ten years ago) link

That's why David was allegedly so shocked, obvs.

how's life, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 11:39 (ten years ago) link

heard from a diff source the ac stands for a certain someone's older brother. are we 100% sure it's the two red-top hatemongers?

NI, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

Heard that alternative rumour too. Would make a lot more sense in 'big shocking secret' terms.

emil.y, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

I had not heard that! But it's interesting who her lawyer is...

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

We would put a limit on how long anyone who can work, can stay unemployed, without getting and taking a job.

Some people say the jobs just aren't there, Miliband says. He disagrees.

I say with a national mission, led from the top of government, we can get thousands of businesses, tens of thousands, in the country behind the idea.

Not sure getting business onside is the major barrier to workfare, tbh.

Currently, after two years of work, someone is entitled to “Contributory Jobseeker’s Allowance” without a means test for six months.

They get £72 per week.

Whether they’ve worked for two years or forty years.
Two years of work is a short period to gain entitlement to extra help.

And £72 is in no sense a proper recognition of how much somebody who has worked for many decades has paid into the system.

As so many people have told me: “I have worked all my life, I have never had a day on benefits, and no real help is there when I needed it.”

So I have asked our Policy Review to look at whether, without spending extra money, we can change the system.

Asking people to work longer – say 5 years instead of 2 - before they qualify for extra support.

Glad we're finally narrowing down that definition of "the deserving poor".

хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link

nice to see the party making a play for all those disaffected voters oh never mind

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link

£72 is in no sense a proper recognition of how much somebody who has worked for many decades has paid into the system.

Indeed, let's double it then

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link

hang on, that's not going to cut it, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE CUNTS THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO WON'T VOTE BECAUSE THEY DON'T FEEL REPRESENTED BY THE MAJOR PARTIES AND THIS PUBLIC SCHOOL FUCKWIT IS STILL CHASING THE DEAD-EYED TORY UNDECIDED SCUMFUCK VOTE???

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link

TBF he's being a comprehensive school fuckwit here.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:40 (ten years ago) link

Also these millions don't live in the right constituencies

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:40 (ten years ago) link

i wasn't sure whether he want to a comp or not, i was just making outraged classist assumptions as one does when the corpse of the only party that's ever had any connect to the working class gets skull-fucked by Tory apologists like this

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:41 (ten years ago) link

i mean i honestly do believe that most of us are proletarians now but sometimes the knife twist is too sharp

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link

There are many, many working class people who agree whole-heartedly with this though.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link

that isn't the point, at all

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link

I know, fuck them where they breathe too

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:44 (ten years ago) link

Well, it sort of is, if the Labour party is going to represent the working class

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

a party's job should be to represent and form the aspirations of its political support, education is a part of that, taking a stance is part of that

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:46 (ten years ago) link

it's okay to tell people they're wrong and attempt to show them why

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:47 (ten years ago) link

Fair enough, it takes courage/conviction to do that I guess and Ed Miliband, well, yeah I see what you're saying

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:48 (ten years ago) link

also, it's quite possible to belong to a class and have no class consciousness. historically, it's probably the norm rather than the exception.

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link

Some of the points he's making, that you can't really get 'welfare' spending down without tackling low wages, lack of social housing and unemployment, are OTM and sensible and I'd hope he actually ends up doing something about all that. But it's tied up in this dog-whistling nonsense which helps to fuel right-wing myths as much as anything else.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 June 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link

That's what's so frustrating. He outlines why the current situation is unfair to workers, why it's wrong to demonise the unemployed and why getting more people into work is going to do more for the benefits budget than anything else, and then comes up with a load of half-baked Thatcherite solutions.

хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 June 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link

OTM x2

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link

He's so inept it makes me weep.

waterprick (stevie), Thursday, 6 June 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

http://www.rsablogs.org.uk/2013/enterprise/labour-puts-gun-head-welfare/

The point about welfare being effectively privatised is perceptive here.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 June 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link

"My sense is that welfare is now effectively privatised for many if not most - people fund themselves through credit cards, subsidisation from their partners, and small pots of savings and mortgage insurance."

These people are not the same people I think of when I think of welfare. The people I think of do not have credit cards or partners with money or savings or mortgages or insurance. They have dole money that is being cut if they have spare rooms. They have food banks. They have loan sharks.

no man is an islam (onimo), Thursday, 6 June 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

yr partner doesn't need to have money if you live w/ them. this is the source of a lot of grief amongst ppl I know.

ogmor, Thursday, 6 June 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, the whole point of the welfare state is that it's intended to support everyone, not just the very poorest (although it's very rhetorically useful to Thatcherites of all colours to have people think the opposite).

The Tories were probably high-fiving each other throughout Miliband's speech.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 June 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

i just heard the interview on the radio, i think they cut the bit where he explains how he's gonna get the private sector to come up with millions of living wage jobs

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

Or get landlords to reduce rents

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

Also it's just idiotic to believe that they are ever going to be able to out-hardman the Tories on benefits.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 June 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link

tough on benefits, tough on the causes of benefits

ogmor, Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link

it must be really disappointing when you give a lengthy explanation of why benefits recipients aren't 100 per cent to blame for their worthless leech-like existence and then the news just runs with "Labour to cap benefits" as a headline. they'll be cross about that.

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

The benefit cap and the removal of universal child benefit etc are all part of a shitty recent phenomenon of opposition parties pledging to stick to the spending plans of the current government* for x years and refusing to see any policy or law as being reversible.

*I blame Tony Blair, even though he was lying when he said it.

no man is an islam (onimo), Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

Think you mean Gordon Brown, even though he was lying when he said it.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link

I think it was Tony's idea as part of the whole Becoming Electable thing.

no man is an islam (onimo), Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link

Possibly, becoming unelectable was more Gordon's speciality

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

£73 a week for anyone who isnt a 19 yr old or whatever is pretty shitty

£73 a week for NOT DOING THE RIGHT THING. I'm suprised they don't cull them and have done with it.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

The Tories SNP were probably high-fiving each other throughout Miliband's speech.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

£72 a week, but if you get sanctioned for the most minor thing, you get £42 as a hardship payment and that can be over 3 months.

not_goodwin, Thursday, 6 June 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link

£72 seemed quite high to me at first, cos 10 years ago I was on the dole for a year and got £53 a week, but turns out according to an inflation calculator it's actually less in real terms (not by very much, but still, I wasn't expecting inflation to have made that much difference).

(when I say quite high, I mean relative to how much I got, not that it's a lot to live on or anything like that, but I wonder if there's a psychological effect there that makes people think benefit claimants are better off than they actually are)

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 6 June 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

I wonder if there's a psychological effect there that makes people think benefit claimants are better off than they actually are

Other than stupidity and malice?

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

There's def. something irrational that kicks in when times are hard, it's how you end up with Nazis et al.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link

Would maybe say ignorance rather than stupidity, but that's a minor quibble

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 6 June 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link

Basically imagine you're a 'hardworking' person with an income of £400 a week. Your outgoings are £300 a week, leaving £100 for groceries, petrol/transport, entertainment. You mistakenly think the person on £72/week benefits to cover EVERYTHING that isn't rent or council tax is somehow at level pegging to you, and they're even more outraged by their crazy neighbour getting £106/week for being ill. So, filled with the self-righteousness of someone who's never had to claim, they blame the poor doley/sick person rather than downward pressure on wages from rich people who whine they can't afford to give you a raise *and* pay the mortgage on their third home. It's an amazing shell game, isn't it?

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Thursday, 6 June 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link

The benefit cap and the removal of universal child benefit etc are all part of a shitty recent phenomenon of opposition parties pledging to stick to the spending plans of the current government* for x years and refusing to see any policy or law as being reversible.

Parties? It's only Labour really, isn't it? I can't remember Osborne pledging to stick with the plans of the death throes of Brown's government.

Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 6 June 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link

I did read somewhere that Osborne also endorsed that idea, not sure where though.

seanda.ly (seandalai), Thursday, 6 June 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link

They did it in previous elections they lost to Blair and in 2010 they pledged immediate cuts then backtracked a fair bit in the run-up to the election.

xp

no man is an islam (onimo), Thursday, 6 June 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

as is often the case, suzy : otm.

the problem aint benefits, its the the fucked up "pay" for those on the lower scales (i.e for example : my mum), who cant even pay for the basics after a weeks work.

the difference between working and claiming are so marginal that its easy to fall into the 'f*ck'em all' trap. as has my old ma ..

(and dont get me started on the whole apprenticeships piss take that is happening. companies are using apprens. for free labour for weekend/overtime as opposed to those on 'proper' contracts as apprens are basically free)

solution : the living wage as a min. for all irrespective of the status/hours.

the so called minimum wage is a fucking joke in 2013.

mark e, Thursday, 6 June 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

Does the 72 cover housing etc

posters who have figured how how to priv (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

No, rent is paid via housing benefit. For the £72 (£312/month), you've got to pay all the household bills (newly including a fraction of council tax), feed yourself, replace toiletries and go to job interviews/your shitty Workfare placement. Ask yourself if on this basis you could make a grand last three months?

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link

Oh i know well its a bullshit amount, professional curiosity is all.

posters who have figured how how to priv (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link

"(and dont get me started on the whole apprenticeships piss take that is happening. companies are using apprens. for free labour"

I have seen it at an electrical company I worked at. Kids getting paid £3ph and getting tasks like crawling through voids under buildings with asbestos risks. I used to tell them to get the fuck back into college.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link

bcz of the hours requirement for a level 2 gnvq the apprenticeship is becoming part of of the college course iirc

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Friday, 7 June 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link

a lot of these are run in conjunction with colleges as far as i'm aware

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link

When I said 'get back to college' I meant get out of this job, before it is too late.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Friday, 7 June 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link

i know, college tragically is ceasing to be the answer

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link

If it is a competition between being an unemployable qualified electrician vs an unemployable student. I wish I had gone for the latter really.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Friday, 7 June 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link

No, rent is paid via housing benefit.

Even this isn't guaranteed to cover all of your rent, and is only going to get worse with bedroom tax, caps etc. I had to pay £5 a week rent out of my £53 a week JSA.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 June 2013 06:01 (ten years ago) link

People are having to pay a lot more than £5 a week now. Doesn't help that rents are insanely high but God forbid the Labour Party should (seriously) do anything to counter that.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 08:47 (ten years ago) link

I have a council flat and my service charges run to about £13 a week (this includes caretaking, central heating, Freeview reception and hot water). If I were signing on, I'd have to pay them out of benefits because HB has only ever covered the basic rent charge. A friend living in an HA flat (single parent, gets DLA, not working because child is too young) is having to find £33/week out of her benefits to pay her service charges, which I consider unreasonable, because she's being charged a few quid a week for things like 'lift depreciation' and a whole panoply of items that council tenants are never asked to cover. The difference between my charges and hers sucks up the £20/week she receives in child benefit. This year, she's also had to find about £20/month for council tax. Until her kid starts a full school day, she really can't try for a job and the anxiety of having to live on much less than last year and the endless letters saying 'Surprise! We're going to chisel you in this new way!' are affecting her mental and physical health.

The government really isn't considering that it would be cheaper in the long run to make sure she has a reasonable standard of living during her child's early years. The knock-on effect of the cuts mean huge costs elsewhere, eg needing more health care. I know she spends every spare penny she has on getting her kid to library groups, nursery, and the like, just to make sure she isn't at a loss compared to the posh kids, because she deliberately chose a flat in a good school catchment. She makes nothing but good choices with the funds she does have, and it pisses me off to see people like her used as whipping boys by people who will never want for anything and don't actually give a shit about anyone else's children.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:00 (ten years ago) link

This might be a very thick sounding question so forgive me...but do governments have any sway over rent prices? Can they enforce a cap or anything?

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:11 (ten years ago) link

JSA doesn't cover rent because that's what HB covers but when I was last unemployed and moved back in with my parents they cut my JSA in half because I wasn't paying rent

(not complaining since I was doing a lot better than most of the stories itt, just shrugging at the logic)

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:12 (ten years ago) link

No, and you can thank the rotting corpse of Thatcher for that.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link

xpost

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link

This might be a very thick sounding question so forgive me...but do governments have any sway over rent prices? Can they enforce a cap or anything?

The Tories de-regulated in 1989. So says Wiki. Don't know how it worked before that.

it pisses me off to see people like her used as whipping boys by people who will never want for anything and don't actually give a shit about anyone else's children.

Well that's Ed Miliband's Labour Party for you.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:18 (ten years ago) link

I met the Director of Policy for the Labour Party at a wedding last year and greatly regret not taking the opportunity to shake him repeatedly by his lapels and maybe slap him a few times.

Matt DC, Friday, 7 June 2013 10:49 (ten years ago) link

Got an idea for a pic to put here, but probably too soon with emotions still running high.

My parents have a private rental agreement dating back to the early eighties and are covered by Registered Fair Rent legislation. Their rent can only be increased "fairly" by agreement with a council board, i think. It doesn't go up in line with the insane market rates . They pay about half as much for a gorgeous two bed flat in Highbury as i would for a shoebox in Finsbury Park.

хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:55 (ten years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2012/jun/01/fair-rent-tenants-sitting-comfortably

Abolishing that was almost as much of a social disaster as selling off the social housing stock.

Matt DC, Friday, 7 June 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link

Unfortunately the property market has over-inflated since then to such an extent that any attempt to bring in rent controls would be pretty nominal - even the amount required to cover a mortgage and nothing else would still be very high, especially in the SE.

Matt DC, Friday, 7 June 2013 11:05 (ten years ago) link

My friend's kid is actually at nursery with some mini Milibands - she's very old Labour and her parents were refugee Communists (oh, the irony). Like most of us, she has the feeling Ed isn't blind to poverty and access issues, but is choosing to fellate the Tories out of a misguided idea of electability. There's more voters who turned away from Labour because of Iraq and the Blairite tendency than will ever swing Labour's way from the middle ground, but I suppose they're not in the constituencies that need to swing. And all parties are in thrall to neoliberalism, where the market is free but individuals no longer are.

Renters used to have assured tenancies similar to the ones still given to council tenants, and there was no council tax, only rates for property owners. I still believe private renters should not pay council tax, because it's based on the value of your landlord's asset (and you'll already be paying a fuckton to live in a really nice flat that belongs to someone else). With social housing, the rents are smaller so I'm more receptive to paying CT because my rent plus that is still far cheaper than a rented room in most parts of London, and I'm living somewhere that belongs to everyone, including me.

Her HA loudly trumpets their current rent freeze, but they just raise the service charges to compensate.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Friday, 7 June 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link

"Normal citizens" have nothing to fear from UK intelligence gathering, says UK Foreign Sec @WilliamJHague after GCHQ spying claims #MarrShow

This fucking guy...

77 Admin - Here to help! (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 June 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link

Abnormal citizens will have to buck their ideas up, though..

Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

If that's his thesis, Hague must be shitting himself, really.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Monday, 10 June 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

The document, prepared by Rothschild investment bank, was submitted to the business department in November 2011, but is understood to still be under active review. It has never been made public, or been seen by higher education professionals.

Any move to increase the interest rates on loans already taken out could add extra years of repayments even for those who left university long ago.

In the report, dubbed Project Hero, the authors suggest a script for ministers to persuade graduates to accept the worsening of their conditions. "We all live in difficult times," they suggest ministers argue. "You have a deal which is so much better than your younger siblings (they will incur up to £9,000 tuition fees and up to RPI+3% interest rates)".

A statement from the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills confirmed that ministers were still looking at how to privatise the pre-2012 student loan book. It noted: "The government has not made any changes to the pre-2012 loans interest rate terms … Work on the feasibility of selling the pre-2012 student loan book is ongoing."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/jun/13/raise-interest-rate-student-loans-secret-report

These fuckin guys

These fucking guys mostly went to university for FREE.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Thursday, 13 June 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link

Project Hero

Probably stands for something daft like Higher Education Refinancing Order. There is actually an education service provider called Project Hero. Imagine they are thrilled rn.

О боже, какой мужчина (ShariVari), Thursday, 13 June 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

I won't pretend to really know how student finance (or mathematics, for that matter, works) but my back-of-a-napkin calculations suggest that if you borrowed £9,000 a year to cover fees and £2,000 per term to cover your overpriced UNITE housing, books, etc, at 3% you'd have to be earning something like £32,000 a year before you started meeting your interest payments. Might not be correct, though.

О боже, какой мужчина (ShariVari), Friday, 14 June 2013 07:36 (ten years ago) link

But the debt gets written off, anyway, after, um, how many years is it?

Mark G, Friday, 14 June 2013 08:41 (ten years ago) link

current situation: http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/students/student-loans-repay

caek, Friday, 14 June 2013 08:44 (ten years ago) link

see the table "When are outstanding loans wiped?"

caek, Friday, 14 June 2013 08:45 (ten years ago) link

George Osborne was the victim of an unlikely case of mistaken identity at this week’s G8 summit, after US President Barack Obama confused the chancellor with a black soul singer.

The chancellor’s attempts to explain the complexities of tax avoidance to G8 leaders were thrown off course when Mr Obama interjected on three occasions to indicate that he agreed fully with “Jeffrey”.

...

Mr Obama explained that he knew who Mr Osborne was, adding: “I’m sorry, man. I must have confused you with my favourite R&B singer.”
It is unlikely the chancellor has previously been confused with Jeffrey Osborne, a well-known R&B and soul singer from Rhode Island who has had countless hit singles and albums in his illustrious career.

100% real. Article is gold. http://t.co/HPo4TB6Usc

gyac, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

Mr Osborne said: 'Those first seven days should be spent looking for work and not looking to sign on.'

I don't know how much I can take of these cunts

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

today's under-34s

normally I'd be pleased to scrape into a "young person" age range quite so narrowly but...

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

Generation Y: why young voters are backing the Conservatives

i'm going with "because they're pig-ignorant products of a fucked society and a fucked education system"

That booby's are HOTTT (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link

fair enough but that doesn't explain any change from the previous generation

conrad, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link

Looks like the student loan book is definitely going to be sold to private finance.

http://www.newstatesman.com/economics/2013/06/danny-alexander-confirms-student-loan-book-will-be-privatised

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Friday, 28 June 2013 07:52 (ten years ago) link

It is as though they had decided borrowing to invest was a good thing, but they'd rather pay higher interest rates than they have to in order to keep it off the books

This. what a shower of shits.

stet, Friday, 28 June 2013 11:40 (ten years ago) link

are they really going to increase the interest rates? for the money involved the political losses would be huge

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 28 June 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link

Vince Cable has ruled it out but that's about as small a comfort as you can get.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Friday, 28 June 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link

im trying to envisage some way in which they enable the rates to be increased at a later date but conceal it initally

most likely they just leave it open-ended so that some future govt has to decide how to cover the shortfall in investors' expectations

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 28 June 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link

It's an easy way of appearing to be 'tough on immigration' as a way to win votes.

Wide Area Network King (snoball), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 07:29 (ten years ago) link

AAAAAAAAAAARGH. Dogwhistle bullshit. This is another fake problem.

I came here at 22 and didn't need to see a doctor about anything serious/expensive for 15 years - and I didn't even register until I'd stopped playing flatshare roulette at about 27 because my health was barely-a-cold good. Most of my healthcare between then and now has been ob-gyn exams and/or prescriptions for birth control. Non-EU migrants do not have recourse to any other public funds, unless they've been here for five years, and it's indicated on any visa we have (which we have to show when we first register with a GP). But I paid tax and NI from the moment I entered a workplace and was right to expect the NHS to be there if I needed it.

Like me, anyone from outside the EU with a work visa will be paying tax and NI from day one at their new job, as will any other working migrant. Most people who come to the UK for six months to work (eg. BUNAC student exchanges) will also be paying tax and NI from day one, and students who are working up to 20 hours a week will, too. These students pay fees two or three times those of UK/EU students already. The vast majority of the people under discussion will be without dependants, under 30 and in excellent health; after registering with a GP, these people will probably not need to actually use the NHS that much, unless there is an accident or emergency (where anyone through the door is treated... eventually). People on corporate transfers will also have private insurance through their employer as part of their 'package' and the richest of these think nothing of paying £250 for a private GP callout because they aren't with a local, NHS GP. This is obviously base, selfish bullshit designed to rile up the poorly informed useful idiots who moan about immigrants as a drain when we are anything but, and it's also congenitally stupid about public health management.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 07:35 (ten years ago) link

It might be more than a dog whistle. The government has a policy of cutting net immigration to the tens of thousands, rather than the hundreds of thousands. Because of the way the figures are counted, that's impossible to do without effectively putting university students off coming. This is exactly the kind of thing that led Australia to accidentally decimate its education industry - i wonder if it's being done on purpose this time. A few universities would probably go out of business, but not the ones that they send their children to. A few regional economies will be trashed (how much does the University of Hull contribute to the local area, for example?) but probably not Conservative areas.

The message being sent out to students, migrants filling skills gaps and people who want to get married to a British partner (who are pretty much the only people who can get visas these days) is "don't come here because we're horrible, horrible people".

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 07:44 (ten years ago) link

My point is that the non-EU migrants who do come here contribute from the second we arrive, so it's incredibly deceitful to paint us as a drain on services. I don't have kids, but don't mind paying to educate and vaccinate other people's.

Bearing in mind the Australian problems mentioned, I wonder if this is another bit of Lynton Crosby wank? He's the non-EU migrant causing the most damage to Britain right now, as far as I can tell.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 08:00 (ten years ago) link

This is also a way of getting charging/billing mechanisms in place across the NHS, the fuckers.

stet, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 08:04 (ten years ago) link

^That, too. Keep an eye on who the IT contracts go to, and check their recent political donations.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 08:06 (ten years ago) link

The message being sent out to students, migrants filling skills gaps and people who want to get married to a British partner (who are pretty much the only people who can get visas these days) is "don't come here because we're horrible, horrible people".

^^^^^ this

my eventual wife (stevie), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 08:10 (ten years ago) link

^^^^ if a guest comes to your house and cuts their finger while helping you prepare dinner, only an asshole would refuse them a plaster.

Random .mdb Memories (NotEnough), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 08:39 (ten years ago) link

ffs healthcare should be a right, not a privilege

Random .mdb Memories (NotEnough), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 08:41 (ten years ago) link

The message being sent out to students, migrants filling skills gaps and people who want to get married to a British partner (who are pretty much the only people who can get visas these days) is "don't come here because we're horrible, horrible people".

Fair enough, we are horrible, horrible people

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 08:54 (ten years ago) link

I don't think we are. I think some of us are. I think it's up to the rest of us to balance that out. I'll grant you, it's hard.

my eventual wife (stevie), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:00 (ten years ago) link

I don't think most people have any objection to "genuine students", would necessarily want to keep "genuine couples" apart or want to deny services to the small number people who come to the UK to work in industries in need of highly-skilled workers. The problem is that the papers and the government have convinced them that these categories are a tiny fraction of the people coming, rather than the vast, vast majority.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:08 (ten years ago) link

Good luck with that balancing act (xp)

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:16 (ten years ago) link

wonder what percentage of british born students are genuine

conrad, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:17 (ten years ago) link

Introducing 'genuine' to describe anyone in the groups under discussion should be resisted at all costs because framing.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link

Breaking news: Home secretary Theresa May announces herbal stimulant qat is to become class C drug against advice of experts.

fuck the experts, what do they know anyway amirite?

Filk Hollins (NickB), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link

The herbal stimulant drug khat is to be banned, the BBC understands.

The decision goes against the recommendation of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD), the government's official advisory body.

In January the ACMD said khat should remain a legal substance, saying there was "insufficient evidence" it caused health problems.

But Home Secretary Theresa May has decided to ban it, BBC home affairs correspondent Danny Shaw said.

An official statement is expected shortly.

Mrs May's decision is thought to be based on wider security and international considerations, in particular the use of the UK as a transit route for khat to other European countries, our correspondent said.

Khat is traditionally used by members of the Somali, Yemeni and Ethiopian communities.

Perfectly reasonable I'm sure you'd agree

Filk Hollins (NickB), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link

Khat is traditionally used by members of the Somali, Yemeni and Ethiopian communities.

Good enough reason innit.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link

They come over here, using our NHS, injecting cats

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link

cool, are we banning everything that the UK is a transit route for?

They've been saying that they'll ban it since 2008. Surprised they've actually got around to doing it.

afaict a lot of Somali women has asked for it to banned but idk, it's a complicated cultural issue.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

*have*

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

Graet, this is definitely the crew to work out the right answer on a complicated cultural issue

stet, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

They come over here, using our NHS, injecting cats

Why they can't just ruin their bodies with fags and booze like the rest of us is just beyond me.

Filk Hollins (NickB), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link

Breaking news: Home secretary Theresa May announces herbal stimulant qat is to become class C drug against advice of experts.

Theresa May lost a game of Scrabble after opponent played a spurious looking but ligitimate word, did something about it

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link

but those were 63 points she's never getting back

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link

uk farmers are lucky they don't need to use any qanats

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

The ACMD found "no evidence" khat [...] was directly linked with serious or organised crime.

no possibility of this changing, I'm sure.

Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

bitter lol

10zing blogay (seandalai), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link

Good thing the Home Office is upholding the Civil Service's tradition of impartiality!
https://twitter.com/ukhomeoffice/status/352411115629723648
https://twitter.com/ukhomeoffice/status/352408433506533377

Neil S, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

Who wrote that second one, Goebbels?

Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

Probably some Special Adviser to the Reichsministerium für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

getting more of a moff tarkin vibe

ledge, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link

That's Grand Moff Tarkin to you.

Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

we're best pals fyi

ledge, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

"moffie"

ledge, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

second reply is our old mate Jonnie Marbles

reet pish (imago), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

Jonnie Marbles OTM, obv. Am increasingly sure he was OTM first time around too

reet pish (imago), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

ukhomeoffice The Home Office 4m
The #ImmigrationBill at a glance pic.twitter.com/zF8RJeZlXl

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

k, that didn't seem to work.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

that's the tories in at the next election in then!!!

reet pish (imago), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

p_P

reet pish (imago), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

i'm glad we're going to stop illegal immigrants accessing services they are not entitled to. that sounds like a good thing. making illegal stuff more illegal is great!

caek, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link

this is the real effect of UKIP on political discourse playing out IMO- an even more competitive Dutch Auction to see who can be the biggest rightwing hardman. Very depressing.

Neil S, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

let's be real, britain: it's us (white ppl) and them (brownskins). some of them are ILLEGALS. which team are you on? #sendthemback

reet pish (imago), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

Immigration Bill would:
- stop illegal immigrants accessing services they are not entitled to
- deport foreign national offenders except in extraordinary circumstances
- help reduce complexity of immigration law
- obtain individual building meter data

Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

Slightly illegal, illegal, very illegal

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

sensible policies for a better Britain

Neil S, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

the fucking bigoted cynicism of these cunts absolutely defies belief, and to think they'd pander to this idiot mentality for their own gain. fucking BASTARDS.

reet pish (imago), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

makes me pine for the halcyon days when Michael Howard was the loveable face of the Home Office.

Neil S, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

this is basically sink their boats then build them new boats let them drown

Filk Hollins (NickB), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

It's interesting that Boris Johnson is basically disassociating himself from Tory policy on immigration. This stuff has proved to be a lot less popular than anticipated in the past but there's zero doubt that Miliband will be ramping up the hardman schtick as well.

I honestly don't think British people are that racist, on the whole. They know they're being fucked over by someone and the Tories are wagering that they'll be fooled into blaming immigrants rather than the people actually responsible. Could go either way.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

makes me pine for the halcyon days when Michael Howard was the loveable face of the Home Office.

Or John Reid. Not that the Labour Party are much better.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

They know they're being fucked over by someone and the Tories are wagering that they'll be fooled into blaming immigrants rather than the people actually responsible.

... public sector workers, people on benefits et al

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link

I honestly don't think British people are that racist, on the whole. They know they're being fucked over by someone and the Tories are wagering that they'll be fooled into blaming immigrants rather than the people actually responsible. Could go either way.

this is otm. that labour aren't making any attempt to point out that the emperor is naked is v depressing,

my eventual wife (stevie), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

David Goodhart will be along shortly to explain why it's time for left liberals to stop ignoring the concerns of ordinary citizens and engage in a sensible dialogue about sending the buggers back

Jonathan Portes takes down Goodhart good & proper here:
http://www.lrb.co.uk/v35/n12/jonathan-portes/an-exercise-in-scapegoating

Neil S, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

ah no there is some kind of dialogue that needs to happen i just don't feel like any of the participants are speaking in good faith

how do you address the fears of people who believe immigration is costing people jobs although virtually everything they own is manufactured overseas?

look on the bright side though?

if you're a legal immigrant/native/illegal native you get to keep accessing services you're not entitled to!

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

Did they ever get around to doing those adverts telling Bulgarians and Romanians that Britain is a terrible place to live?

Worth remembering as a backdrop to this that the UKBA will be reporting much more directly to the Home Sec and will probably get even more politicised as things go forward.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

ladies and gentlemen, lord freud (again)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jul/04/lord-freud-food-banks

lex pretend, Thursday, 4 July 2013 08:44 (ten years ago) link

I honestly don't think British people are that racist, on the whole.

tbqh i do think they are racist

lex pretend, Thursday, 4 July 2013 08:44 (ten years ago) link

There are definitely deep strains of prejudice that run through sections of British society, and structurally - in terms of the economics, politics, education, etc - the deck is stacked against migrants and the children of migrants (both directly through racism and indirectly through class issues) but i think the UK is generally more tolerant than a lot of other European countries and a heck of a lot less racist than you'd think from reading the papers and listening to politicians.

The Tories went in hard on immigration issues for years and realised it wasn't really the vote-winner they thought it would be. The rise of UKIP as a protest party, and the attempt to shift the blame for decreasing quality of life onto marginal groups, means they're giving it another go but i'm not sure it'll work this time either.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 4 July 2013 09:36 (ten years ago) link

the UK is generally ... a heck of a lot less racist than you'd think from reading the papers and listening to politicians.

this. i mean, a) 'british people', like any nation's populace, aren't a very homogenous lot, and summing them up as a mass is a fool's game, and b) prejudice and bigotry are being amplified and compounded for very real and obvious political gain here, and to just say 'british people are racist' is, if anything, helping those who would like the british people to be racist. i'd say a large majority of the country is disgusted by the EDL, though the way the media amplifies it you'd not realise.

my eventual wife (stevie), Thursday, 4 July 2013 10:05 (ten years ago) link

I mean possibly this is massively naive but i know a hell of a lot more non-racists and anti-racists than i do racists, and i am related to some proper fucking racists.

my eventual wife (stevie), Thursday, 4 July 2013 10:09 (ten years ago) link

the UK is generally more tolerant than a lot of other European countries and a heck of a lot less racist than you'd think from reading the papers and listening to politicians.

True but isn't make me feel much better about this shithole tbh

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 July 2013 10:41 (ten years ago) link

Yeah it's damning with faint praise really. Depressing how naive I was as a wide-eyed teenager in the 90s thinking racism was soon going to be a thing of the past, I thought things were changing back then but seems like there's been a plateau in attitudes since. Or at least it seems like in vague terms of "how racist is UK" 70s >> 80s >> 90s == 00s == 10s, I'd hesitate to say it's MORE racist now than the 90s. This is just my perspective which as I'm white btw is likely to be wrong anyway.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 4 July 2013 10:53 (ten years ago) link

I mean possibly this is massively naive but i know a hell of a lot more non-racists and anti-racists than i do racists, and i am related to some proper fucking racists.

i know a lot of anti-racists and non-racists but, like, i live in london and i socialise primarily among a particular group of nice middle-class left-wing fairly academic types, and i am insulated from many of my fellow british people by things like geography and affinity and tendency. Also, as a white person in the UK, there is a hell of a lot of racism i just don't notice.

tbqh there are many "anti-racist" people in my life who i would not describe as "non-racists".

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Thursday, 4 July 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link

There's a lot of barely conscious racism in the UK and quite a bit of overt racism towards certain groups but on the whole I'd say Britain *is* a much less racist country than eg most of the rest of Europe.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 July 2013 11:00 (ten years ago) link

We're lucky in London because anyone who objects overtly to multicultural life can be directed at a history of 2000 years of multiculturalism here.

I always thought racism would just die off when, eventually, there weren't any racists left, and I was a lot more optimistic about that before 9/11 and the phenomenon of whiny-ass white people being deranged about how 'entitled' [insert name of black/Asian celebrity or politician] is, and how they need to pore over their accomplishments and confer legitimacy on those achievements, as if the world were waiting for some LMC schlub's verdict on somebody who's spent their whole life making sure they're twice as good as the next person, to ameliorate the effects of racism.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 4 July 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link

i thought how racist you are/aren't just depends on how much money there is to go round

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 4 July 2013 11:18 (ten years ago) link

^ oversimplifying it a bit obvs

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 4 July 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

and "you" obv means "your government representing you"

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 4 July 2013 11:20 (ten years ago) link

"Them europeans are much more racist than we are"

(i kid but still)

dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 July 2013 11:21 (ten years ago) link

       MAGNA                   CARTA                  HOLY                           GRAIL

Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 4 July 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

thought it was the new Mumford and Sons

"England and Scotland, eh Dave? No Surrender big man!"

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 July 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

Eeeek, who are those smarmy IT salesmen?

Filk Hollins (NickB), Thursday, 4 July 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

who's the dude poking his head out the back

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 4 July 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

Just passed a bloke in the street wearing a fedora, asking people to sign a petition for an in/out referendum on Europe.
A FEDORA, ppl.

hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Friday, 5 July 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

the true sign of the devil/a virgin PUA

my eventual wife (stevie), Friday, 5 July 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

Such a depressing study.

How do people reach the conclusion that 15% of girls under 16 get pregnant every year? That's not just a bit misguided or whatever, it's deeply stupid.

oppet, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link

politicians and the media strongly imply it, as with most of those things on that shopping list :-(

i'm not sure things in britain are worse than elsewhere, or that this is news. it's just it seems understanding that study feels like a necessary prerequisite for understanding british politics.

caek, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link

the big gulf is in ppl's perceptions of how things are going in their own locale vs. nationally. everyone thinks the rest of the country has gone to the dogs. cf. ilx's own real britain thread

ogmor, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

not sure that Real England thread is about going to the dogs, ogmor - more finding the things that are sometimes passed over, deliberately ignored or vocally despised that feel central to character of England. admittedly like many threads in which nakh participates heavilu has a slightly "mornington crescent" feeling to its central or governing notions, which is all to the good and opens up the peripheral or relevantly tangential.

Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

meant more to highlight the real england thread as another example of the fraught nature of trying to imagine the country as a whole, but more exoticising rather than purely grim

ogmor, Sunday, 14 July 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link

gotcha - yep, agreed.

Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

the real england thread was about two somewhat related things, the implausibility of any sort national authenticity claims, the lack of conviction in feeble metonymies like john major's warm beer & village greens -- and the notion that there might just be some sort of occulted yet irreducible englishness after all

then everyone noticed how intrinsically enjoyable it is to declaim invented realnesses, the heavy and reassuring cathexis of things held to be important beyond their means

the survey of political stupidities (which was also discussed itt) is also about authenticity claims as much as empiricism, because people who are not acquainted with statisical estimation are generally not very good at it, so don't bother......probably most people would (if counselled patiently) realize that it is not realistic that a quarter of the welfare budget is disbursed to fradulent claimants

except that is not what is happening....probably a plurality of people come up with some vaguely reasonable figure (<5%ish) and a lot of other people say that MOST of them are fradulent, not because this is inherently plausible but because the archetype of the un/deserving poor is so deeply entrenched in national ideas about labour and desert

similarly the idea that 15% of underage girls have babies cannot possibly reconcile with lived reality.....except the significant amount of people who said 15%, 20%, 30% whatever, aren't really pausing to consider their own memory of being 15 years old, they are expressing their ideological belief (that teenage girls are essentially feckless slatterns) via fictive means

they are expressing their ideological belief (that teenage girls are essentially feckless slatterns) via fictive means

Teenage girls from poor families are feckless slatterns is closer to it

we greatly overestimate the proportion of the population who are Muslims: on average we say 24%, compared with 5% in England and Wales

This is the one that leapt out at me, that is just insane. Having said that, I'm probably guilty of overestimating the numbers of mean-spirited morons in the UK... probably.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 July 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link

resounding post nilmar

imago, Sunday, 14 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

Department of Bullshit Statistics...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23306092

The government claims that over 12,000 people have moved into work after being told about the benefits cap.

Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link

IDS has form with this kind of thing, of course. Wouldn't be surprised if the ONS is already taking a look at this latest claim.

Neil S, Monday, 15 July 2013 11:32 (ten years ago) link

So over 25% of people potentially affected by the cap moved into work paying more than £500 a week after tax?

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Monday, 15 July 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link

let me know where them jobs are, i fancy the wage rise

the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 July 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link

The government claims that over 12,000 people have moved into work after being told about the benefits cap. They all said "Core blimey, I'm off!"

Mark G, Monday, 15 July 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link

I'm too chicken to click on that link.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

Every single one of the "editor's picks" on that BBC IDS benefit cap article - the 10 comments out of 1460 that they display by default - are pro-cap. "Something for nothing society", "Those in receipt of benefit should be required to work", "supposed to be a safety net not a lifestyle choice!"

Oh, my mistake, there's one that isn't. It's 90%. Yeah, I know, Don't Read The Comments, and maybe the editor's picks are just automated from the number of "likes" each comment gets, but... I think we're going to get another five years of these bastards. A lot of these policies are patently insane, insulting, counterproductive and vicious from within my little leftie bubble, but are playing awfully well at large.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link

i read a comment once that included the line "I paid taxes for the right to walk on the pavement" (i think this was about that EDL arrest thing) which was kind of lol but mostly sad. reminded me of a time in school when I claimed to be Jesus and this kid came up with the rather witty remark "no ken, Jesus was English", to confounding faces.

I think I replied to the tax comment: "dude I think you may be paying too much tax" but got no replies.

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 09:06 (ten years ago) link

You should have said it to that kid, too.

Mark G, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 09:24 (ten years ago) link

Just how long long did you keep up this claim of being Jesus?

Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link

hes not jesus, but he has nearly the same initials

is this hogwash or ACTUAL DOOM?

http://pro.moneyweek.com/myk-eob-tpr123/PMYKP703/

NI, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link

on further watching it seems like nasty anti-welfare propaganda, done in an unnerving adam curtis style

NI, Saturday, 20 July 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link

when all the cities started lighting up on that map, there was a dot over Spurn Head, population 6-ish

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 July 2013 08:16 (ten years ago) link

xxp Total fucking hogwash. The cost of welfare and benefits is a tiny fraction of the UK's economic debt. This is just a scaremongering advert for some bullshit magazine subscription.
Debunking here:
http://coppolacomment.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/the-end-of-britain-not-yet.html

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Saturday, 20 July 2013 09:11 (ten years ago) link

that blog is good; just fell down a 'guaranteed basic income' wormhole thanks to it

auscozeichnet (cozen), Saturday, 20 July 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link

thanks snoball

NI, Saturday, 20 July 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

Just as well that baby is on its way or people might have to notice this ridiculous "porn-blocking" policy.

boxedjoy, Monday, 22 July 2013 08:47 (ten years ago) link

Another attempt to appease Daily Mail readers.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:53 (ten years ago) link

Cameron wrote to the search providers asking them to pretend that it was an opt-out block, rather than an opt-in one, right?

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Monday, 22 July 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link

Is this the same man who appeared on Woman's Hour this morning and said he didn't see a problem with Page 3?

aldi young dudes (suzy), Monday, 22 July 2013 11:20 (ten years ago) link

Wait what

imago, Monday, 22 July 2013 11:24 (ten years ago) link

xxp Total fucking hogwash. The cost of welfare and benefits is a tiny fraction of the UK's economic debt. This is just a scaremongering advert for some bullshit magazine subscription.
Debunking here:
http://coppolacomment.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/the-end-of-britain-not-yet.html

Thankyou for this btw, very good blog post

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 22 July 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link

The Sun and the Mail Online stand to make an absolute bomb out of an opt-in porn policy, I would imagine. Except it won't work.

Matt DC, Monday, 22 July 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link

Considering the proposals will everyone with a copy of 'Irreversible' have their collars felt?

piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

Good smokescreen for Lynton Crosby all this, eh?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link

Not that I care that much about Lynton Crosby or even think there's much of a story there but Cameron's squirming over it is hilarious if somewhat inexplicable

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link

How would this thing even work? Would ISPs simply block known porn sites or would they check content for keywords or what? Cos if it's the latter then I've seen it suggested that it could prevent teenagers from accessing LGBT sites etc

It's just a cover to distract attention away from other shit. Pretty soon in the DAILY MAIL OMG ROYAL BABY SOUVENIR EDITION there'll be a bit in the bottom corner of page 13 where some government spokesperson says "Oh that porn filter thing? It'll be opt in instead, using software ISPs already provide."

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

chill guys, objectification doesn't deprave and corrupt unless it's got cocks in it

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link

How would this thing even work?

It won't, essentially.

stet, Monday, 22 July 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link

Well, Rupert Murdoch doesn't own any pr0n websites.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link

if the ban were to be introduced does anybody know where i'd be able to obtain bikini shots of barely legal teens?

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

People interested in such photos could still buy the Daily Mail in a newsagent.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link

thanks, that's good to know

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

Basically if this becomes law, anyone you see on a bus reading the Daily Mail is probably a ped0.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:55 (ten years ago) link

i tend to make that assumption anyway, since most Daily Mail readers wouldn't be caught dead on a bus

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link

What's the Daily Express's line on all this?

Matt DC, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link

PENSIONERS TO COOK THEN DROWN IN ARCTIC HEATWAVE THUNDERFLOOD NIGHTMARE

will there be a sting operation to review what the PM's google search terms contained in the past?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 22 July 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link

or will any findings be classified as "for research purposes" #townsend

^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 22 July 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

xxxp Dirty Desmond must be rubbing his hands with glee given the boost it will provide for his p0rn channels, I should think

Neil S, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link

Better throw away that old vhs copy of "the accused".
Haven't most soaps had the odd rape and abused woman?
I don't watch them but I'm sure it's been mentioned.

not_goodwin, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link

i can't believe you have just admitted to owning such things on a public internet forum

^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link

under currently existed paedo porn rules, couldn't we report the sun hq for all the pictures they have of half naked 16 yr old girls in their archives?

NI, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

what's the legal status of those actually, will they have had to censor all archived copies, physical and online? or does it come under same kind of exemption as like a 17th century painting of a naked kid? and if some dirty old goat dilligently collected all sun under-18 page 3s until they changed the law and the police raided his house for something unrelated, could he get arrested for those?

NI, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

that totally sounds like im 'asking for a friend' but im not, honest. just curious at the whole tangled legal mess of all this

NI, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

It depends NI - had you been collecting this stuff before or after the ban came in? By the way, rather you than me, mate, think you made a bad decision.

cardamon, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

Less a decision, more a hobby. A sticky hobby.

glumdalclitch, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link

i see my role more as curator than pervert

NI, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

In seriousness I don't know what the legality of page 3 is but I think it's a manifestation of a kind of creepy, bad British sexuality and some manifestation of that or other will always be allowed/enforced whatever else gets banned

cardamon, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link

Like in Russia, you get the combination of shockingly brutal state homophobia + yet anorexic blonde sex-doll ideal for the women and girls. In a particular strata of America you get gaybashing and slutshaming and purity rings + yet the coiling, jumping, smiling bodies of cheerleaders. In Italy and some other latin countries, teenagers having anal sex to get round the catholic sexual taboos because those taboos are so strong + the idea that a Woman is Beautiful and Sensual.

Parallels might be drawn with Iran and Saudi too but I'm not qualified to say. To be honest the above is probably horribly reductive too. But the point is there's always some form of sexuality that's allowed in, and page 3 is ours.

cardamon, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link

up against tough competition, claire perry making valiant play for the actual most stupid current MP: http://www.ministryoftruth.me.uk/2013/07/24/cameron-porn-advisors-website-hacked-threatenslibels-blogger/

lex pretend, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 10:43 (ten years ago) link

Next week: members of the Flat Earth Society are brought in as advisors to the UK Space Agency.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 11:21 (ten years ago) link

God, imagine being a government so racist that Nigel Farage felt the need to call you out for being too racist.

Matt DC, Thursday, 25 July 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

"Go home or face arrest" sounds like something from one of Nick Griffin's wet dreams.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link

out of interest, if you're arrested for not going home what's the punishment?

Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

You get to stay in the UK...

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

Or they make you a member of the Royal Family or something.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

saw this being retweeted earlier re: this campaign

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1rlig1e

gyac, Thursday, 25 July 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

tbh probably very little thought has been given to how actual illegal immigrants might take it- the campaign isn't aimed at them.

using "GO HOME" as a phrase is the offensive bit, right?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

out of interest, if you're arrested for not going home what's the punishment?

Deportation, iirc. You might be kept in a detention centre while awaiting deportation but it's not a given.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link

For those too lazy to click:

a friend complained about the #racistvan; her report is well worth a read:

"I just spoke to the Home Office via their text-callback service about the 'GO HOME OR FACE ARREST' billboards. Very interesting conversation with the woman working there: she recorded my complaint, warned me that notes of complaint via that route were being binned and quietly gave me the official Home Office complaints address: Home Office, Direct Communications Unit, 2 Marsham Street, London SW1P 4DF.

"Then she told me she and her colleagues felt the message was counterproductive and would increase fear, making it less possible for destitute migrants or people who might want to claim asylum to approach the HO for help - and she said she'd raised this with the PCS and was hopeful that the union would respond. So, in summary, even the Home Office's own staff don't want to deal with the fallout of this campaign."

aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link

WE! SA!! LUTE!!! YER!!!!

Mark G, Thursday, 25 July 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link

the campaign isn't aimed at them.

Yeah, it's an attempt to try and convince people who were thinking of voting for UKIP to vote Tory instead. Paid for by taxpayer's money.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link

Trust me, any expat/migrant/child of migrants looking at that thing is thinking NO, FUCK *YOU*.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

http://scriptonitedaily.wordpress.com/2013/07/30/newsflash-uk-border-agency-id-checking-people-of-colour-at-train-stations/

Forget the van, this is the absolute worst.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 09:40 (ten years ago) link

Apparently there are liberals in prominent positions in the British government.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link

jfc i keep doing Children of Men jokes but this has gone way beyond

UMA DAS MELHORES MUSICAS DELA (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link

This is shocking. I would be surprised if the UKBA itself had a hand in deciding this was a good idea or a good use of resources. This has everything to do with the realigning of control that saw them coming back under Home Office command.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 10:04 (ten years ago) link

This is actually illegal as far as I know.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 10:11 (ten years ago) link

Also unworkable - how many millions of people in London a) look a bit foreign and b) don't carry their passport with them on public transport?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 10:11 (ten years ago) link

This is apparently becoming a fairly popular tactic. They have been waiting at bus stops at 4am or 5am because they think that a high proportion of people doing early shifts will be undocumented.

They can stop you if they have sufficient reason to think you don't have a visa but you don't have to answer their questions and they can't simply stop you for being foreign. I occasionally see instructions in how to respond / understand your rights pasted up in Turkish around my area.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 10:41 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23518732#TWEET840277

IN YOUR FACE HUNT.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link

The sweep by the UK Border Agency, mainly at rail stations, has caused a furore, partly because the Home Office issued press releases and Twitter updates saying how many "immigration offenders" had been arrested, apparently prejudging their guilt.

The Twitter updates followed the Home Office use of vans warning illegal immigrants that they must "go home" or face arrest.

Farage said: "Spot checks and being demanded to show your papers by officialdom are not the British way of doing things. Yes, of course we want to deal with illegal immigration, but what's the point of rounding people up at railway stations if at the same time they're still flooding in through Dover and the other nearly hundred ports in this country.

"I'm astonished that the Home Office has become so politicised that they're actually advertising 'another 10 arrested'. Before long they'll be live video-streaming these arrests. I don't like it. It really is not the way we've ever behaved or operated as a country. We don't have ID cards; we should not be stopped by officialdom and have to prove who we are."

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 August 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

They've managed to make Nigel Farage sound like a voice of reason, sort of. Kudos.

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Saturday, 3 August 2013 09:08 (ten years ago) link

No wonder Obama's campaign chief is helping them win the next election. They're all cunts.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 August 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link

Farage's message is that immigration can't be controlled while the UK is part of the EU so any attempts to deter undocumented workers is cosmetic. He has a pretty clear incentive to rubbish all immigration policy that doesn't address that central point. Wouldn't imagine he'd sound so liberal if EU migration was already restricted.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 3 August 2013 10:08 (ten years ago) link

Also has a pretty clear incentive to rubbish anything the Tories do too.

Please review your choices carefully. (seandalai), Saturday, 3 August 2013 10:23 (ten years ago) link

The language he phrases it in is pretty transparent too: I don't like it. It really is not the way we've ever behaved or operated as a country. - This is just a whimsical personal opinion, but, there's nothing inherently morally wrong about it in absolute terms, it's just that we British like to see ourselves as above that sort of thing, and let's be honest that allows us to declare ourselves superior to less civillized foreigners yes? This is about tradition and nationalist self-image, not morality or ethics.

Yes, of course we want to deal with illegal immigration, but what's the point of rounding people up at railway stations if at the same time they're still flooding in through Dover and the other nearly hundred ports in this country - You're not doing the job thoroughly enough!

glumdalclitch, Saturday, 3 August 2013 11:01 (ten years ago) link

so much insight

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 3 August 2013 11:08 (ten years ago) link

its not just that ukip have been outflanked but quite a lot of conservatives too, not all of whom regard the purity of the volk as being so important that it requires having thugs hassling random people in the street

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 3 August 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link

The minister revealed that no details of the ethnicity of those questioned were recorded, with officers noting only the nationality, name and date of birth of those they spoke to. Some 17 people were arrested on suspicion of immigration offences at two tube stations where operations were carried out. Data on the numbers stopped for questioning will be released in due course, he added.

"We are not carrying out random checks of people in the street and asking people to show their papers," he told the BBC's Radio 4 Today programme. "That's absolutely not what we are doing. We wouldn't have the lawful authority to do that.

"The operations carried out at two tube stations were based on specific intelligence about concerns that we had about those particular locations and about the times when we conducted the operations. We weren't stopping people based on their race or their ethnicity. We were only stopping people and questioning them where we had a reasonable suspicion that they were an immigration offender."

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 3 August 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

would love to know how they arrived at this "reasonable suspicion" without ever recognising people's race or ethnicity

confusion is sexts (c sharp major), Saturday, 3 August 2013 11:39 (ten years ago) link

Might be a bit of a slap-down to Boris Johnson as well, i suppose. Reminding him who's in charge of immigration policy in the capital.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 3 August 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link

While it is pretty lolworthy to see Farage criticising the government for being too racist you have to willfully overlook the fact that a lot of this is his fault in the first place.

Reports in the Indy today of victims of domestic violence being questioned about their immigration status. This fucking country.

Matt DC, Saturday, 3 August 2013 12:08 (ten years ago) link

Any time a foreigner is detained by police, the first thing they want to know is your immigration status. Even if your status is perfectly in order, it's still a sinister question in that setting.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Saturday, 3 August 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

I have some doubts about whether the sort of people who want to see these checks in place will be satisfied with them.

cardamon, Saturday, 3 August 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link

Spot the odd one out!

Questioned on the BBC News Channel, Mr Bloom, MEP for Yorkshire and Northern Lincolnshire, said it would be "absurd" and "ridiculous" to label his comments racist.

He said Bongo Bongo Land was "a figment of people's imagination. It's like Ruritania or the Third World".

He added: "It's sad how anybody can be offended by a reference to a country that doesn't exist."

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

"One of those ghost stories like Harry Potter or the Bible..."

Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

"A myth, like a UKIP majority at a General Election."

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

"but you don't understand, Bongo Bongo Land is the name of my dog"

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23597233

The UK Independence Party has banned its representatives from saying the phrase "Bongo Bongo Land", after an MEP used it to describe countries receiving government aid.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

political correctness gone mad

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

They'll be banning that Kia-Ora ad next...

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

It's Um Bongo I'm worried about

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

He said Bongo Bongo Land was "a figment of people's imagination. It's like Ruritania or the Third World".

I thought it was invented by Alan Clark? That's former Tory Minister, Alan Clark, of course.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link

"It's sad how anybody can be offended by a reference to a country that doesn't exist."

this is really incredible

ogmor, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link

If the next government is a Tory/UKIP coalition, there'll be five years of this stuff.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

BONGO BINGO from GB Games
A fun family game to play with your sad old racist uncle round the Christmas dinner table. Each player represents a member of the European Parliament. When one of the following catchphrases pops up, tick it off your sheet:

"It's a generation thing"
"There's nothing unpleasant about it"
"Of course you can't say that kind of thing these days"
"They won't let you say anything these days"
"No offence meant by it"
"I'm sorry if this offends you, but.."
"I don't see what's so controversial about it"
"It's just a game"
"It's only a joke"
"I don't like these black boys"

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

Those devious Africans, always exploiting and ripping off the us poor white Europeans.

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link

lol@this:

On Politics
Most viewed
Latest
Last 24 hours
1. Godfrey Bloom expresses 'sincere regret' for 'bongo bongo land' remarks
2. Ukip tells Godfrey Bloom to stop referring to 'bongo bongo land'
3. Ukip's Godfrey Bloom will not apologise over 'bongo bongo land' comments
4. Ukip MEP Godfrey Bloom criticises aid to 'bongo bongo land'

Eight Model Play, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link

to clarify,lol because the top four most viewed stories function as a condensed timeline in reverse of the whole stupid story, with Bloom making an asinine remark, insisting he will not apologise, getting bollocked by his party and suddenly realising he sincerely regrets what he said, not because i find anything particularly amusing about the phrase 'bongo bongo land', just to be clear.

Eight Model Play, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link

Sorry for sounding shifty and defensive.

Eight Model Play, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

too late ur card's marked

Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

The "generational thing" is such a pile of arse-canard. Man was born three years after my own father and I know for a fact that his 'generation' weren't all a bunch of slimy racist toe-rags. Being an old git is one thing and maybe, yes, it was once acceptable to say "Bongo Bongo Land" in polite company without anyone batting an eyelid (I remember the juice adverts on TV as well) - but flaunting the fact you're an old git and unapologetically insisting on the right to be utterly out of touch with the sensitivities and sensibilities of the modern world BECAUSE you're an old git is not an acceptable excuse for an influential person who is in a position of power. In fact it's completely irresponsible and totally pathetic. I'm sure GB would say that he's fighting for free speech, smashing down the Orwellian newspeak blockades of political correctness that have had us all in chains for god-knows how long. I say to that, what a hero. What a trooper for showing the world that you can say whatever the hell you like on a public platform and then turn around and say 'I'm allowed to call this group of people this derogatory term because that's what we used to call them in the sixties'. News fucking flash: It's not the sixites any more. Apartheid is over. Enoch Powell is dead. Minstrel shows are no longer amusing. We've come a long way in a short time, but apparently not far enough because when a grown man with enough wherewithal to get into the European Parliament can't work out why 'Bongo Bongo Land' is racist, it only goes to show how fantastically out of touch he and his party's policies actually are.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

*breathes*

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

The 'old buffer not realising it's not OK to use certain words/phrases anymore' factor doesn't really apply here, i don't think, they're so blatantly using this kind of language because they know it's not 'OK', that it winds people up, everything about this smirking tool just screams that, and as you suggest he was born in 1949, he's not even that old.

Eight Model Play, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link

jesus. i know it's august but...

m white otm http://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/2013/aug/07/godfrey-bloom-bongo-bongo-land-ukip

caek, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link

yes, it was once acceptable to say "Bongo Bongo Land" in polite company without anyone batting an eyelid

When, 1907?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 August 2013 09:41 (ten years ago) link

Quite

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Thursday, 8 August 2013 10:53 (ten years ago) link

I think by 'polite company' he means 'the company of old racists' so he'll be delighted to find it's probably still fine.

Blandford Forum, Thursday, 8 August 2013 10:54 (ten years ago) link

The "caused any genuine offence" line is such bollocks. He thinks it's all faux-offence and that everyone's an old racist really, they're just all ordered not to seem like it by their bosses.

stet, Thursday, 8 August 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link

so much insight

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, August 3, 2013 12:08 PM

Ooh I missed this! If it makes it any clearer I completely messed up the formatting. I should have quoted him and put my 'translation' in italics; whether that would have please the gatekeeper of insight is doubtful, but let's be honest it contains about as much insight as your next post.

glumdalclitch, Saturday, 10 August 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

Lithuana otm. Newspaper cartoonists are so shit.

oppet, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

'HMS Rattling Sabre' makes no sense, since those ships were scheduled to visit Gibraltar months before this current trouble.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link

With Royal Navy warships due to set sail for the Mediterranean on a scheduled deployment, Mr Johnson said: “Perhaps it really is a coincidence - as the Foreign Office claims - that we have just sent a fleet of warships to Gibraltar.

Maybe it's just a fluke that HMS Illustrious is about to bristle into view on the southern coast of Spain, complete with thousands of Royal Marines and other elite commando units.

”But I hope not. I hope that one way or another we will shortly prise Spanish hands off the throat of our colony, because what is now taking place is infamous.“

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link

looks like the yolk's on him etc.

Neil S, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

Can't even manage to get egg on his face.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23696920

"This is not the first time it's happened to me, I'm sure it's not the last," says Mr Miliband.

He'll be here all week. Try the veal.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link

Just watched the clip. Not that it matters, but he really in no way possesses anything remotely resembling a common touch.

no one should be offended by the lyrics in this song (stevie), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link

"They should stop giving favouritism to the banks. They do nothing. The government do nothing. The shadow government do nothing," he said.

"I don't believe him at all. If you are poor, you are considered a burden. All they care about is the banks."

he ain't cogent, but he ain't wrong

he really in no way possesses anything remotely resembling a common touch.

The perfect candidate to go up against the Tories then.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link

In a fight-fire-with-fire way, you mean?

no one should be offended by the lyrics in this song (stevie), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link

Just watched the clip. Not that it matters, but he really in no way possesses anything remotely resembling a common touch.

i think it matters quite a lot. daft qu maybe but is there any chance of him being booted out between now and the next election or is it too late for labour to do and dust itself down? i have a pretty limited knowledge of politics but it does seem like andy burnham is setting himself up to take over, don't know much about him but he does seem to have 'the common touch', doesn't seem useless, seems to be in it for the right reasons etc (or have i been spun?)

NI, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

he will never be pm

caek, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

there i said it

caek, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

The Tories definitely have a common touch at the moment.

cardamon, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link

Who doesn't hate people on benefits, and fat cat public service workers? Here I am, trying to bring up my kids, getting screwed over by tax to pay for people who can't be bothered working, etc.

cardamon, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link

Who doesn't hate people on benefits, Here I am, trying to bring up my kids, getting screwed over by tax to pay for people who can't be bothered working, etc.

Must be tough being a model citizen? I hope you don't teach your children to hate so easily?
The daily mail's waiting for your comments!

not_goodwin, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

By which I mean, there's a large body of people, enfranchised enough in the political system to vote, whose attitudes and concerns align more or less entirely with current tory policy. Real people - who vote but aren't interested in 'politics', or what some economist has to say about whether or not austerity will work. It's like a family with a credit card, yes?

NMV upthread, of course.

cardamon, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

Negative solidarity is definitely a real phenomena - if I'm being screwed over at work, with wage cuts and hour cuts and precarity, and an improvement to my situation looks extremely unlikely, then my almost inevitable response is instead to want everyone else to have it just as bad as me.

cardamon, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link

lol the english character in a nutshell

caek, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

my almost inevitable response is instead to want everyone else to have it just as bad as me.

As a squeezed middler I'm not sure I agree. I can pissed off about my own situation (year after year of pay freezes, increased pension contributions, increased transport and fuel costs, cuts to my tax credits, ever present spectre of job being cut) and still oppose bedroom tax and corrupt welfare to work practices and cuts to disability benefits and racist vans.

Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link

frankly bizarre

Asked whether he and his brother are “like” the Milibands, Boris Johnson said: “Absolutely not. We don't do things that way, that's a very left-wing thing ... only a socialist could do that to his brother, only a socialist could regard familial ties as being so trivial as to shaft his own brother.
“I mean, unbelievable. Only lefties can think like that ... they see people as discrete agents devoid of ties to society or to each other, and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people.”

click here to start exploding (ledge), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 11:39 (ten years ago) link

this is perhaps more terrifying though:

In an interview with The Australian newspaper, Boris Johnson was asked whether his brother could become Prime Minister before him. He replied: “I think it very likely and I think he'd be brilliant.”

click here to start exploding (ledge), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link

kill them all

conrad, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link

and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people
and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people
and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people
and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people
and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people

Neil S, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

lol boris amirite

Francois Toofo (seandalai), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 12:01 (ten years ago) link

Something something marital ties, something something shaft Petronella Wyatt....

It seems futile to pick him up on his ramblings at this stage, though.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link

i dont really think of johnson as a person so much as the incarnate wish-fulfillment of the evening standard and the bloodless vermin that predominate in the lower reaches of the city

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

yep

imago, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link

only a socialist could do that to his brother, only a socialist could regard familial ties as being so trivial as to shaft his own brother.

Wives are a different matter though, eh Boris?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link

Only lefties can think like that

is Godwin's Law still a thing and which subsection mentions Thatcher bcz

(things which didn't need posted but I had to give some kind of futile shrug to the ILX-choir while we're still in the vestry putting on our surplices away from the eyes of the LOL BORIS LEGERND congregation, or uh something)

the supreme personality of Godhead : a summary study (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/aug/24/ed-miliband-labour-opinium-poll-ratings

on one level this is just a manifestation of the moronic TV personality non-democracy that passes for our political system

and on another level well the Labour party is dead lol who gives a shit

BUT how long is it going to take to realise that EMil is just never going to go over with vast swathes of ordinary, hard-working, pig-thick wankers who are allowed to vote for some reason?

the prospect of a working Tory majority after the next election is so horrible that everybody who isn't a dyed in the wool libertarian mentalist should be doing everything in their power to find some kind of credible opposition, and i don't mean sticking a flat cap on Ed and making him watch football

the arpeggio as will and idea (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2013 10:46 (ten years ago) link

Two days left on the Migrant access to the NHS consultation. Act now to keep those awful people out of our GP surgeries.

http://consultations.dh.gov.uk/overseas-healthcare/migrant_access

stet, Monday, 26 August 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link

Oh, it's the border agency one that closes in two days: http://www.ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/sitecontent/documents/policyandlaw/consultations/34-healthcare/

stet, Monday, 26 August 2013 01:43 (ten years ago) link

The Government could not contain its fury. “No 10 and the Foreign Office think Miliband is a f****** c*** and a copper-bottomed s***. The French hate him now and he’s got no chance of building an alliance with the US Democratic Party,” said one Government source.

ok lol

a f****** c*** and a copper-bottomed s*** (sktsh), Thursday, 29 August 2013 08:34 (ten years ago) link

(from this morning's times)

a f****** c*** and a copper-bottomed s*** (sktsh), Thursday, 29 August 2013 08:35 (ten years ago) link

Seriously? Isn't that from the david cameron loltwitterfeed i follow?

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Thursday, 29 August 2013 08:39 (ten years ago) link

I know right. 'Govt source' clearly very tired and emotional.

bite my shitty copper bottom (sktsh), Thursday, 29 August 2013 08:50 (ten years ago) link

This is like a chinese burn they weren't expecting.

Mark G, Thursday, 29 August 2013 09:01 (ten years ago) link

It's like that Day Today vignette (or was it Brasseye?) with the minister walking out of No 10 and letting loose a volley of f-bombs.

Life imitates Chris Morris, I guess.

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Thursday, 29 August 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link

someone's got to replace Malcolm Tucker now he's off to play Dr Who.

piscesx, Thursday, 29 August 2013 09:23 (ten years ago) link

LOOOOOOOL they don't like it up 'em, do they?

What they forget because of their hatecrush on Len McCluskey et al: Miliband won the leadership not because of 'trade unions' but because he was the only viable candidate who didn't have dirty hands over Iraq.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 29 August 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link

there is virtually nothing more despicable than uk govt pussyholes getting upset because they can't get to participate (provide 1-2% of ordinance and a political filigree) in a bombing campaign

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link

dude it's a regrettable and measured response to an unspeakable violation of international law, i'm sure none of these guys get a bone-on at the thought of playing armchair missile command

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

they've got intelligence dossiers and everything

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:41 (ten years ago) link

Downing Street also released a statement, based on the formal legal advice by the attorney general, Dominic Grieve, that limited military strikes to deter future chemical weapons attacks would be in line with international law.

This always makes me laugh. iirc Dominic Grieve's specialism is occupational health and safety regulations. He'll have asked for expert advice from someone whose answer he knew would be "yes" in advance. Had he wanted a "no" he'd have asked the expert advice of someone else.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

there's probably no chance of an internation lawyer being appointed attorney general precisely because they might be expected to know something about international law and be more obviously compromised when they have to sign off on something unlawful

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link

International law has so many grey areas you can usually find someone with excellent credentials who will say that the case you're trying to make is, at least, arguable. The fact that the case will never actually have to be argued in front of a court makes it easier.

The expert who signed off the invasion of Iraq genuinely believed that there was a case for saying that it was legal. He was one of the top people in the field, too. He was just in a tiny minority who felt that way.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

are there lawyers/barristers/solicitors that will tell you that a case is not arguable? if you are offering them money if they will argue that case?

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link

yes but that was christopher greenwood not the attorney general imbecile goldsmith

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

goldsmith doesn't seem to have any international law background which would have helped in coming to the conclusion that the iraq war was lawful

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

Yes, absolutely. The AG generally doesn't have any kind of academic or legal reputation in any field, i think. They aren't really expected to know anything other than who to ask for the right advice.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

Which is understandable given the breadth of their role and the narrow specialisms most lawyers have.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

with syria i would guess the international law bros are more eveninly split than they were in iraq, and the evidence for assad's use of chemical weapons is probably better than the iraq 'evidence'

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

Yeah. The Iraq justification was based on a creative interpretation of a UN resolution. This is being justified under the idea of humanitarian intervention which is much harder to rebut. There is no law that lets you intervene in civil wars unilaterally but, at the same time, it has been done quite a few times in the past so you can point to precedent.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link

tempted to suggest that specific expertise is usually avoided when making any ministerial appointments

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

else you end up with someone like estelle morris whose experience of teaching caused her to realize she wasn't very good at administering education

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

haha sometimes i love the guardian still

Miliband was already angry after a government source used expletives overnight to criticise Miliband. A government source told the Times on Wednesday night: "No 10 and the Foreign Office think Miliband is a fucking cunt and a copper-bottomed shit."

caek, Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

the phrasing 'a government source' makes it sound like they had a cabinet meeting and that was their official conclusion, time to write up the press release.

Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

British MPs have voted to reject possible military action against the Assad regime in Syria to deter the use of chemical weapons.

A government motion was defeated 285 to 272, a majority of 13 votes.

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

Good stats for context here - http://nottspolitics.org/2013/08/29/why-the-outcome-of-the-commons-vote-on-syria-is-difficult-to-predict/ - and interesting line on the rise of backbench since 2003. Govt hasn't lost a vote on military action in 100 years.

stet, Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

haha

Stunning scenes. Michael Gove overheard shouting at Tory rebels outside Commons chamber: “You’re a disgrace, you’re a disgrace”.

difficult to see how obama can continue without the universally respected moral imprimatur of the uk

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

grats uk

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

Michael Gove remains a cockfarmer.

Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link

looking forward to footage of a bunch of crusty old Majors pulling down Cameron's statue at central office

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link

From the I'm Rubber, You're Glue department, I give you Mrs Michael Gove:

@SarahVine Pathetic losers who can't see past their own interests.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

someone should tell her that not everyone has shares in BAE systems

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link

this is an excellent surprise but i'm loathe to believe it's going to drastically alter fealty to america

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link

The implications could be significant if it adds pressure to put any / all military action before parliament in the future.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link

that has become a sort of convention by now anyway, a prime minister isn't likely to exercise the royal prerogative unless there is extreme urgency

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

So, he's gone "Sod it" and marched off back to his holiday..

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1233435_10151862719880148_1229351955_n.jpg

Mark G, Friday, 30 August 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link

we wont fight them, to the beaches

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link

*skips three meals*

aldi young dudes (suzy), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link

I know nobody takes any notice of them anymore, but what about the old Lib Dems? Have they got anything left at all now? About all they had left was the "We were the party that opposed the Iraq War from the start" routine, but now we can see, as soon they get into government, they're up there on the barricades rattling their sabres with the best of them. They should just crawl off and die.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link

iirc the old Lib Dems did vote against last night? i thought it was just the Tories in disguise who tried to prop up the Cameronator?

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link

Nine of them, but all nonentities, apart from Sarah Teather and she cashed her chips in some time ago when it came to having a Career In the Liberal Democrats

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link

i like the way you had to qualify that some LD MPs were nonentities

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link

Nonentities without portfolio.

Some good news though, Paddy Ashdown has said he's depressed about the outcome of the vote, and Paddy Ashdown being depressed can only be a good thing.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

see? there's an old school Lib Dem who was never afraid to bomb Johnny Foreigner if the role called for it

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link

LibDems tend to be slavishly loyal even when they're physically repulsed by something, it's all part of this misguided collaborative politics thing that has seen them rubber stamp virtually every authoritarian Tory policy of the last three years.

Matt DC, Friday, 30 August 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link

tbh i'm more worried that this great nation may not have a place in the world. won't sleep tonight. where will we live?

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link

Rowena Mason @rowenamason

Cameron told Ed Miliband "you are letting down America" when informed over phone on Weds Labour would not back Syria motion - Labour sources

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 30 August 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link

Pretty sure they've got enough bombs of their own.

Matt DC, Friday, 30 August 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

Jeremy Bowen @BowenBBC

Have been getting reaction to UK vote against military intervention. Regime people very pleased.

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 30 August 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

insight

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 30 August 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, sure. Like, someone in front of the firing squad gets told "You know the fourth guy along? He's not going to shoot"

Mark G, Friday, 30 August 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link

Crispin Blunt...

If that is a consequence of this vote, then I would be absolutely delighted that we really can relieve ourselves of some of this imperial pretension that a country of our size can seek to be involved in every conceivable conflict that's going on around the world.

George Osborne...

I think there will be a national soul-searching about our role in the world and whether Britain wants to play a big part in upholding the international system, be that big, open and trading nation that I like us to be, or whether we turn our back on that.

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 30 August 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link

the Chancellor of an offshore banking haven for multinational corporations talking the language of 19th century mercantilism. don't know who's trying to fool who at this point.

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

hawks not even bothering to disguise that they're motivated by some bullshit archaic obsession with britain's post-empire standing in the world rather than the syrian people

lex pretend, Friday, 30 August 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link

and not just the risible fixation on reputational bigness but the delusion that being a menial accomplice to a superpower confers bigness upon them

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 30 August 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link

the Richard Hammond of nations.

maybe he's onto something.

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link

jesus that's a grim thought

i thought when underrated aero referred to ireland as the scrappy doo of nations or w/e it was a sting but i mean

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Friday, 30 August 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

What impact does this Syria vote have on Britain's status as a "big, open and trading nation" again?

Matt DC, Friday, 30 August 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link

'trading nation' is just a mantra

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

I don't really see why Obama, who's spent the better part of four years in various types of legislative gridlock, would bother to throw his toys out of the pram over this anyway.

Matt DC, Friday, 30 August 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

i never got the impression it mattered that much to the US, the people i've heard making a big case for it have been Hague and then, apparently, Gove

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

'trading nation' being the vision for a uk untethered from 'sclerotic europe' so we can just exist on the high seas of global commerce like a nuclear armed singapore

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

Gove would just rope in Toby Young to co-ordinate his own air strikes on Syria, free of government intervention.

Matt DC, Friday, 30 August 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

I was in the Commons, drinking with some MPs, on the day that the vote for the Iraq war was passed. “Hear that noise John? It’s limbs being broken.” That was the job, and it was done. No one who was in the House this week witnessed so much as a Chinese burn being inflicted.
Thursday’s defeat happened fundamentally because the Opposition (in this case, Labour) voted against military action – as it did not do over Suez or the Falklands, and nor did the Tories over Iraq. But this wasn’t a betrayal by Miliband, as some claim. It wasn’t personal; it was just business.

What do you do when faced with a weak opponent? Personally, I crush them. And that’s what Ed did. What did Cameron expect? Either he underestimated Miliband, or he misunderstood politics. You know what they say about Hollywood – it’s show-business, not show-friends. It’s best to play politics by that rule, too. Politics is a contact sport. If you want to win, you have to play to win. Have a plan. Execute it violently.

Dude is literally grabbing his crotch while bragging about being part of the most formidable disaster manufacturing machine in British politics.

Matt DC, Saturday, 31 August 2013 10:30 (ten years ago) link

You know what they say about Hollywood – it’s show-business, not show-friends

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 31 August 2013 10:42 (ten years ago) link

wd love to discuss democracy with this guy

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 August 2013 11:08 (ten years ago) link

the Richard Hammond of nations

this is going to stay with me

ogmor, Saturday, 31 August 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

Either he underestimated Miliband

And who can blame him?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Saturday, 31 August 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link

any links to intelligent discussion about pros/cons of intervention? (ie. not

NI, Saturday, 31 August 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

still got a role to play on the world stage.

imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 07:57 (ten years ago) link

Great trading nation dontchaknow

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 2 September 2013 07:58 (ten years ago) link

We supply baddies for Hollywood!

Mark G, Monday, 2 September 2013 08:13 (ten years ago) link

I wonder if one day we will have nations where chief exports could be something like 'straight men for buddy action movies'.

army surplus newspapers (dowd), Monday, 2 September 2013 08:28 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna have a pop at the Gov's meaningless new maths & english policy until i heard a couple of thick, lazy bastards on the radio defending their right to remain in a state of pig ignorance, and now i'm like "yay Gove"

imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 10:25 (ten years ago) link

were they mp's on the radio

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 10:53 (ten years ago) link

one of them was doing A-levels ffs

imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 10:55 (ten years ago) link

well naturally biased tbf

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 11:09 (ten years ago) link

More American-born immigrants live in Britain than do those born in Jamaica. It is their imperial right. Immigration rules going the other way are indefensibly stricter.

yab in the indepent, is this true

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

Doesn't seem impossible - America is big and Jamaica is tiny.

Tim, Monday, 2 September 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link

the third sentence

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 2 September 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

It's definitely tricky to emigrate to the US, is that what you're asking?

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Monday, 2 September 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

relative difficulty vs us immigration to uk

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 2 September 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

Probably depends on what category of immigrant you fall in to. Most US immigrants to the UK are either students or on corporate transfers so it's relatively easy to clear any hurdles. Lower skilled British workers might struggle a bit more but, on balance, I think the UK is far tougher.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Monday, 2 September 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

can see why the US would want to avoid being a melting pot tbh

imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link

Henry Smith ‏@HenrySmithMP 34m Putin really is a tosser.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 September 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link

it's so exhaustingly sad that that's more likely a bhurt reaction to the super-hilarious "britain is a small island that nobody pays attention to" than it is about, oooh idk, the fact that there's been a bill introduced in the duma to take the children of gay people away from them.

this govt is a parade of braying tossers who think they're in the crowd of some sporting event where they can masquerade some semblance of trad. masculinity their privileged upbringings and sour grinchiness have always denied them.

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Friday, 6 September 2013 10:26 (ten years ago) link

especially the first four paragraphs

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Friday, 6 September 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link

Prime Minister says no other country has a 'prouder history or bigger heart'
UK leads the world in art, sport, music, philosophy and diplomacy, he says
Tribute likened to Hugh Grant's 'small country' speech in film Love Actually
Russia mocked the UK's size and boasted that oligarchs 'bought Chelsea'
Jibe sparked furious response from Britain at G20 summit in St Petersburg

гір кривбас кривий ріг (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 6 September 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

Suggesting his tribute to Great Britain be 'set to music', Mr Cameron argued it had saved Europe from fascism

this is totally going to convince a country that was responsible for about 85% of wehrmacht casualties

гір кривбас кривий ріг (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 6 September 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link

Prime Minister says no other country has a 'prouder history or bigger heart'
UK leads the world in art, sport, music, philosophy and diplomacy, he says

what kind of shithead turns up to a global conference and chunders this self-serving bollocks?

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Friday, 6 September 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

He is like Basil Fawlty in The Germans

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Friday, 6 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link

UK leads the world in art, sport, music, philosophy and diplomacy

LOL diplomacy, this speech being a case in point

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

boasted that oligarchs 'bought Chelsea'

The football team or the London borough? Either way, how is it a jibe?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23984730

"that has invented most of the things worth inventing"

TO BE PLAYED AT MINIMUM VOLUME (snoball), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link

(...)

"including every sport currently played around the world"

TO BE PLAYED AT MINIMUM VOLUME (snoball), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link

Mr Cameron said Russia had "absolutely denied" the remarks.

But he used the opportunity to champion Britain, saying few other nations had "a prouder history, a bigger heart or greater resilience".

Oh so there was absolutely no point to this whatsoever, then

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

congratulations dave

... Jenkinson ... ... ... ... ... ... Özil ... ... (imago), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link

"... a bigger heart..."

Biggest hollowest LOL of all

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link

Prime Minister says no other country has a 'prouder history or bigger heart'

Pretty sure he's just quoting a Mumford & Sons lyric there.

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

A Bigger Heart - title for Mumfords' next album?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

Flashback to the headmaster in "If..." lecturing the prefects

Britain today is a power-house of ideas, experiments, imagination, on everything from pop music to pig breeding; from atom power stations to mini-skirts, and that's the challenge we've got to meet

Britain quashed the Mau Mau uprising in the firm but tender way one might put down a beloved family pet.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 September 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

i'm welling up here

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

Tomlinson even has the same haircut as Cameron there.

Similar waist size too

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

Britain today is a power-house of ideas, experiments, imagination, on everything from pop music to pig breeding; from atom power stations to mini-skirts, and that's the challenge we've got to meet

Love that scene.

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

ffs

One million of Britain's lowest paid employees will be classed as "not working enough" and could find themselves pushed with the threat of sanctions to find more income under radical changes to welfare, the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) has said.

DWP internal documents seen by the Guardian reveal that people earning between £330 to around £1,050 a month – just under the rate of the national minimum wage for a 35-hour week – could be mandated to attend job centre meetings where their working habits will be examined as part of the universal credit (UC) programme.

Some of those deemed to be "not working enough" could also be instructed to take on extra training – and if they fail to complete tasks they could be stripped of their UC benefits in a move which departmental insiders conceded is "controversial".

going (to) hell for pleather (seandalai), Friday, 6 September 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link

How much will they get away with before people see through this shit? Unfortunately it seems to be working so far. I moved away from my home town when I went to uni, so I have no claim on being in anyway connected to what ilx0rs might call "Real England" but I met a load of people from my family at a funeral a few months ago, who are the more ostensibly working class side of my family, and some conversations went round to politics and fuck the Sun-reading working class tory is spreading like fucking rats right now, this is mostly union people as well, some of whom marched against Thatcher in the 80s, Miliband breaking ties with the unions seems like political suicide.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 6 September 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link

xp well this is the real purpose behind UC, to put everyone on benefits in the same category as the unemployed, and put them under the same (increasing) pressure, so they can be forced into being free/cheap labour.

TO BE PLAYED AT MINIMUM VOLUME (snoball), Saturday, 7 September 2013 08:44 (ten years ago) link

Big hearted Britain at its best

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Saturday, 7 September 2013 09:09 (ten years ago) link

(btw where is that from, it doesn't ring true to me)

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Saturday, 7 September 2013 09:14 (ten years ago) link

The UK economy is turning a corner

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 9 September 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link

into a dark alley

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

Just gonna post "The UK economy is turning a corner" ever 2 months, and everyone hast to pretend that it means anything or is of any value whatsoever. It was head story on BBC.co.uk for a while! Still a main story. smdh.

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

THe UK economy is turning the sort of corner that happens when a cartoon character's foot is nailed to the floor... with hilarious results!

aldi young dudes (suzy), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

http://www.jasonhawkes.com/blog/news/DSC_1538.jpg

corners are definitely being turned.

Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

British Social Attitudes Report finds softening attitudes to benefits. Though I wouldn't be surprised to see it's hardened quite considerably again in the last year due to ongoing media propaganda war.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 10:47 (ten years ago) link

perhaps its softening as people are beginning to realise that even they who aren't caricatures of benefits claimants require benefits to make ends meet

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 11:39 (ten years ago) link

would be nice if labour party could somehow help verbalise this fact better

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 11:40 (ten years ago) link

it wd probably be nicer if the Labour party had found a different route than the Byzantine tax credit system to lift people out of low pay, tbf

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link

Tories/Lib Dems vs. the UN

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 08:52 (ten years ago) link

firmly on the side of the sinister world government guys in this case

Neil S, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 09:13 (ten years ago) link

rejecting these complaints because they're based on anecdotal stories which are not something the coalition wd ever use to make a case

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link

Grant Shapps to write to the Secretary General demanding an apology.

Filed right in the fucking wastepaper basket.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link

Getting mightily sick of DWP spokespeople, who are supposed to be impartial civil servants, clearly being on-message Tory SPAD types.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link

i know this'll sound like i'm trying to be some 'macho man' or something but i'd really like to pummel grant schapps' legs repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then watch him fail an atos test.

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link

Shadow work and pensions secretary Liam Byrne said the policy should be dropped and said what was "shocking" was that the Conservatives were pushing ahead with "hated" changes which he said were primarily hitting disabled people.

Labour has not committed to scrapping the policy

your opposition right there

WE HAVE PUKKI, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE? (onimo), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 11:48 (ten years ago) link

When I think of what even a semi-competent Labour party could have done against this barefaced shower of fucktards we call "The Coalition" I have to fight the urge to kick a wall then I just cry a bit.

Just sack everyone now and start a-fucking-gain. Yvette Cooper to lead, some non-arseholes given a chance, make a break, SOMEBODY

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nick-clegg-is-worse-than-michael-foot-says-key-lib-dem-peer-lord-oakeshott-8812916.html

well Michael Foot was a principled, cultured, intelligent man with a strong sense of decency and a great deal of respect for his fellow party members so yes, obv

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 September 2013 10:09 (ten years ago) link

i used to work in a bookshop that he used to come into regularly - you'd heard him coming before you saw him because by this stage there'd be a sort of staggered step, a loud clomp of his gnarled mage-like stick and a sort of high pitched throat-clearing noise of effort. he used to come in and see whether I had the edition of Gulliver's Travels he'd written an introduction for - if I didn't he'd always say this was excellent as it meant it had sold out, and if I did, he'd usually get a copy as he was always giving the one he had away to friends. This was nice of him as it was usually my inept ordering that dictated whether there was a copy or not. Hero, obviously.

As you say, Nick Clegg doesn't have an ounce of anything approaching Michael Foot's qualities.

Fizzles, Friday, 13 September 2013 10:35 (ten years ago) link

can you imagine any member of the current Cabinet (or indeed Shadow Cabinet) writing serious, well-respected biographies of literary figures? Hague has written political biography I suppose...

Neil S, Friday, 13 September 2013 10:37 (ten years ago) link

i own a copy of the Gulliver's Travels Foot wrote the intro for.

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 September 2013 10:39 (ten years ago) link

but Neil has hit on my wider point - Foot lived a life well worth living, but all he registers as in the reptilian mind of career pols like Oakeshott is somebody who lost an election and who cares why?

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 September 2013 10:41 (ten years ago) link

^ ^

Being monstered in The Sun for wearing a donkey jacket to the Cenotaph, longest suicide note in history etc. Without Falklands he probably would have run Maggie close in '83, and he was in a pretty difficult position having to deal with the show-boating Tony Benn and militant friends on the one side and the SDP on the other. Given all that his political career was pretty admirable IMO.

Neil S, Friday, 13 September 2013 10:54 (ten years ago) link

"but Neil has hit on my wider point - Foot lived a life well worth living, but all he registers as in the reptilian mind of career pols like Oakeshott is somebody who lost an election and who cares why?"

Michael Foot is a real hero of mine, and fuck a lord Oakeshott obv, but losing an election is surely relevant when you're judging someone on the basis of how good a leader of a political party they were?

that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Friday, 13 September 2013 11:44 (ten years ago) link

I always think about that bit of the 'Labour's Old Romantic' documentary where he's asked if he really wanted to be PM, and he pauses for a long time and says that he never really believed that he would be. Which probably makes him a better human being than any other major party leader in recent history, but maybe not a good candidate for the leadership.

that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Friday, 13 September 2013 11:46 (ten years ago) link

only up to a point. the most obvious thing about the 83 election was whether anybody cd've beaten the Tories riding high on the back of the Falklands War. i suspect not. then there's the question of whether the purpose of a political party - and Foot's leadership was perhaps the last time that the Labour party (RIP) was in decent democratic shape and not the hierarchical shithouse that its corpse is now - is to win elections at any cost. i can understand why a Lib Dem peer thinks that's exactly what political parties are for, but that doesn't make it true. for all the internecine brutality happening within Labour in the early 80s there was, i think, a genuine debate about whether it was more important to try and win over the electorate to a set of principles that your party stood for or whether you just chased the apparent mood of the electorate.

campaigning for a set of policies that you've agreed on principle as a party is a long game, not measured over single parliamentary terms. the fact that it's a game that nobody wants to play in 2013 says more about the stinking corpse of democracy than it says about what Foot was trying to achieve as a politician.

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 September 2013 11:50 (ten years ago) link

so if you're saying that being thoughtful, long-termist, believing in a core set of values, are not good traits in a politician, i might agree, except you're then saying "fuck politics" afaic

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 September 2013 11:52 (ten years ago) link

the realistic non-Foot choice was Healey, who could probably have given Thatcher a tougher battle, but the fact that he abandoned Labour to form the SDP in a fit of pique, thereby scuttling Labour's chances, should not be forgotten.

Neil S, Friday, 13 September 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link

Eh? Healey wasn't in the SDP.

Roy Jenkins, David Owen, Shirley Williams were the, ahem, big hitters from Labour that formed the SDP.

"so if you're saying that being thoughtful, long-termist, believing in a core set of values, are not good traits in a politician, i might agree, except you're then saying "fuck politics" afaic"

I think this is pretty much it, yes.

that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Friday, 13 September 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

that's how right wing the SDP was, even Healey wdn't join

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 September 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

Don't forget Bill Rodgers

that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Friday, 13 September 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link

bends yeah that's fair enough, again i guess my point was that Oakeshott's conception of what politics is is nihilist thru and thru

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 September 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link

hah sorry, I stand corrected, getting my early 80s Labour grandees confused!

Neil S, Friday, 13 September 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link

Don't forget Bill Rodgers

Oh my, who could ever etc

Has anyone read Foot's collection of essays from the late 80s, 'Loyalists and Loners'? There's a chapter about David Owen that's this amazing demolition of Owen, and incredibly funny and cutting.

that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:02 (ten years ago) link

Like, the tone is impeccably restrained and gentlemanly, but it's a total hatchet job, it's fantastic.

that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:03 (ten years ago) link

will seek out

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:13 (ten years ago) link

yeah wd like to read - his book The Pen and the Sword on the political situation in the period Swift wrote The Conduct if the Allies is good too.

re Labour grandee scalp hunting I also once sat next to Denis Healey on a cross-channel ferry. I think I must have been 13/14 and was reading The Brothers Karamazov - turned out he was a huge fan of Dostoevsky, and that he had been his favourite writer during his student days.

Fizzles, Friday, 13 September 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link

Benefit fraud could lead to 10-year jail terms, says DPP

Sort of thing that renders you speechless, n'est-ce pas?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

NV, Fizzles, Neil S, bends = OTM

Posterity, you're a bourgeois whore.

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link

There's a chapter about David Owen that's this amazing demolition of Owen, and incredibly funny and cutting.

That wouldn't have bothered Owen too much, I've heard, and I'm not sure if this is a well-known entirely untrue rumour or not, that he gets something of a thrill from pain and discomfort. It's all lies of course.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

xxp the DPP is just recommending the maximum become ten years in prison instead of seven. Not that anyone gets sentenced to even that long now. It's just another attempt to plant the 'all people on benefits = criminal scroungers' opinion in Daily Mail voter's minds.

came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link

more watering and feeding than planting tbh

i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

Well DM reader's minds already provide the compost.

came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

Looking forward to them sneaking an "on their own" onto that Labour point if we end up with a differently hung parliament in 2015.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

idk if you guys even want these guys but look

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2013/09/17/the-right-hook/

quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

The Conservatives on their own cannot build a fairer society!

conrad, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

lol god knows they've tried amirite

'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link

"guys, need a little help here"

i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

i know ashdown has probably been a tool for ages anyway but his shilling for the tories this weekend was just idk

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

He's always been a dick, his greatest achievement being to inspire this headline:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ThhguC97EdA/STWg53A9Z1I/AAAAAAAAARs/kg8v2L1eViw/s400/ITS-PADDY-PANTSDOWN.jpg

idk if you guys even want these guys

UHhhhhhh, what do you think?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

Let him finish! If I want these guys to what, exactly?

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

I saw a brief story the other day that Tony Benn wasn't doing well - doesn anyone heard anything else about that.

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Thursday, 19 September 2013 10:20 (ten years ago) link

Family sent him to hospital for tests, but haven't seen an update yet this week.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 19 September 2013 10:49 (ten years ago) link

No news is good news I suppose. I know he's not necessarily a popular figure, but he had a big influence on me.

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Thursday, 19 September 2013 12:02 (ten years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Are_you_right_there_father_ted.jpg

Neil S, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link

Is there any phrase that makes someone drop in your estimation quite as fast as "say what you will about Enoch Powell..." or some variant thereof.

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

ah c'mon, he didn't say all women

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

What a sexist comment is that. How dare you. That's an appalling thing to say. You're picking people out for their gender. You disgust me, get out of my way.

Appalling man. Sexist. You, sir, are a sexist. You take this and you've checked out the shape of people's sex organs.

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link

The video of that is astonishing.

www.channel4.com/news/ukips-godfrey-bloom-biffs-michael-crick

Matt DC, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link

!

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link

My version:

"say what you will about Enoch Powell... NOW!"

Mark G, Friday, 20 September 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link

without defending Mr Bloom in any way - everything he says is indefensible - it's absolutely clear from the recording that he used "sluts" in its archaic sense; which is a marginally different form of sexist shite

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

these pictures make me feel that I've just woken up in a world where gradually I realise that although things kind of look the same, something is dreadfully, dreadfully wrong:

http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/esmagazine/ukips-youth-club-is-generation-y-falling-for-farage-8824623.html

Fizzles, Friday, 20 September 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link

"Sanya-Jeet Thandi, a 20-year-old LSE student living in Holborn who joined UKIP when she was a sixth-former and was described at the party’s last national conference as future leadership material"

She was on Ch4 news in the week. I've never heard anyone more posh and clueless.

hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Sunday, 22 September 2013 09:33 (ten years ago) link

Something a bit weird is going on at the moment in that Ed Miliband has a) announced some policies and b) they don't appear to be totally stupid and reactionary and lowest common denominator.

Matt DC, Sunday, 22 September 2013 10:04 (ten years ago) link

he's also making noises about 'clamping down on immigration', the yang to the no-bedroom-tax ying

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Sunday, 22 September 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

Just posting this here for posterity:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/9/20/1379696877910/George-Osborne-jogging-012.jpg

Matt DC, Monday, 23 September 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

morrissey let himself go

^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 23 September 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

Morrissey wishes

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Monday, 23 September 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

http://twitpic.com/deq8z0

^ Tory blogger Iain Dale decides to start wrestling a protestor on Brighton seafront

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 09:27 (ten years ago) link

he's quite proud of himself

http://www.iaindale.com/posts/2013/09/24/it-shouldn-t-happen-to-a-publisher-protecting-an-author-during-a-live-interview

I did what any self respecting publisher would do, got out of the car, ran across and pulled him out of the shot. He started resisting and we ended up in an unseemly tumble on the ground. I was conscious of the photographers and other cameramen who were present filming the whole thing, but I was determined this idiot shouldn’t disrupt what was an important interview for my author.

because wrestling with a harmless protester won't disrupt anything

We don’t have a Paul McGrath (onimo), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link

I am someone who runs a mile from any form of physical confrontation normally, but
I reckone I could 'ave him without too much bother.

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 10:09 (ten years ago) link

is he going to be charged with assault, and if not why not?

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 10:29 (ten years ago) link

I never understand why broadcasters seem to accept without question that someone with a placard or a loud voice should disrupt this sort of interview

Because we live in a democracy and they chose to conduct the interview in a public place?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 10:45 (ten years ago) link

Living in a world where you feel justified in wrestling an OAP to the ground for annoying you. Oh dear.

mmmm, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:01 (ten years ago) link

is he going to be charged with assault, and if not why not?

The usual: Lack of evidence...

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:07 (ten years ago) link

i think they protestor would have to lodge the charge himself, in this case. i hope he does.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:21 (ten years ago) link

i can't understand why the electorate is so apathetic nowadays with guys like Damian McBride and his pals generating important ideological content every day

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:22 (ten years ago) link

looks like i picked a bad week to give up calling for purges

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:23 (ten years ago) link

also, dispatch from the frontline of the Labour conference: Chuka Umunna is just THE WORST. Those days I was optimistic about him seem very far away now

lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link

okay can we just purge these fuckers and start again from scratch?

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link

What did he do? Is he just a teflon neoliberal careerist or is there new info? xp

aldi young dudes (suzy), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:29 (ten years ago) link

why the fuck do war-loving anti-socialist Torybots in disguise even want to be in the Labour oh never mind

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:29 (ten years ago) link

nothing especially new on top of that suzy, undisguised corporatist thru & thru

lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:30 (ten years ago) link

actual exchange in Umunna fringe event:

Q from audience member who said she was a young party member but had surely just come to the wrong conference, paraphrased: I'm disillusioned about what Labour are going to do to my aspirations, if I'm successful they'll just take half of it away in tax

[rumblings from audience]

Umunna, with unseemly enthusiasm: Oh, no! We WANT you to make your first million!

(This on top of a speech in which he'd repeatedly conflated "betterment" with "earning more than your parents". Fuckwit)

lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:33 (ten years ago) link

plus he literally defended that Mandelson filthy rich comment by saying "oh what no one reports is that the second half of the sentence was "as long as you pay taxes""

lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link

That's just fairly standard NuLab True Believer stuff really, surprised anyone expected anything different of him.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link

i mean i always knew blunkett was a confused moralistic authoritarian moron, but jesus.

I could have sworn I just read that he actually compared online pornography to the rise of the Nazis, but I can only assume that I just haven't woken up yet.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

Q from audience member who said she was a young party member but had surely just come to the wrong conference, paraphrased: I'm disillusioned about what Labour are going to do to my aspirations, if I'm successful they'll just take half of it away in tax

lol sounds legit

xp well, you see, online porn made people scared of diversity and then they had no choice but to become fascists, that was how the weimar republic collapsed

Oh wow Sodom & Gomorrah AND Nazi Germany. I'm trying to think about what might be the third bit of that trifecta and coming up blank.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

I'm disillusioned about what Labour are going to do to my aspirations, if I'm successful they'll just take half of it away in tax

funnily enough their refusal to do this is why I'm hugely disillusioned by labour

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link

Nazi fetsih porn became so widespread in the Weimar republic that eventually it became cool to be a Nazi.

Miliband's "freeze energy bills until 2017" policy is all well and good until energy firms decide en-masse to get all their price rises in at once, just before the cut-off.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link

"Robin Hood and the outlaws - they were called that because they were outside the law - that was not a sustainable position in the 13th Century and it's not a sustainable position now."

Helen Goodman there, shadow minister for media etc

"Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of unsustainable and financially unviable men.."

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

Striking imagery:

2) Brown used to rehearse his speeches while McBride shouted abuse at him

This was done when he first became prime minister, to prepare him for hostile crowds. Favourite heckles were: "You stole my pension, Brown!", "You're a bigger bastard that Blair!" and "Where's the gold, Brown?", which particularly infuriated him. Sometimes he could not help shouting back.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/shortcuts/2013/sep/24/damian-mcbride-10-things-book-labour

having nunavut (seandalai), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

#10 is pretty damning.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

the evening news is full of spokespeople for big businesses bleating like crazy, EMil must've said something good

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

"You're a bigger bastard that Blair!" is my new favourite insult

caek, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

those pretend insults are way tamer than what Brown must've experienced irl

looking forward to the movie from the people that brought us The King's Speech tho

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link

Fuck sake yeah, where's the stuff about him being mentally unstable and on drugs, you know like Andrew Marr laid on him?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link

Or not caring about dead soldiers and going out of his way to actively insult their mothers, like the Sun accused him of

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

got vision's of EMil's spin coach locking him in a room bellowing "A DECOND DLASS DETURN DO DOTTINGHAM, DLEASE" at him

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

is he going to be charged with assault, and if not why not?

Iain Dale quizzed over Brighton scuffle.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link

The Daily Mail, which has been railing against high energy prices and the energy companies for as long as I can remember, was utterly wrongfooted by Miliband's speech. Whoever the columnist was just started ranting about how terrible it was that he'd pledged to do what they'd been campaigning for all along.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

srsly since last night Radio 4 has been nothing but energy company PRs making increasingly hysterical threats to leave the country, kill the first-born, blow up the sun etc

this week's conference was about as a socialist as a Jim Davidson gig but the trolling of the rich has been A1

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link

Credit to them this is about the most populist policy imaginable. Energy companies and rabid free marketeers are about the only people who will care.

Possibly the more significant move is Ed Balls offering up manifesto pledges to the OBR is a smart move as well in that he knows full well the OBR won't do it and it will look like the government have something to hide.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link

The Daily Mail, which has been railing against high energy prices and the energy companies for as long as I can remember, was utterly wrongfooted by Miliband's speech. Whoever the columnist was just started ranting about how terrible it was that he'd pledged to do what they'd been campaigning for all along.

I just spotted their front cover in the supermarket and it was hilarious. the headline is all, like, "they are threatening boosting minimum wage! and threatening keeping energy prices from rising!", and I'm thinking, you'd have to do some pretty impressive journalistic jujitsu (they don't) or have a particularly addled readership (they do) to argue those as bad things, surely!

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link

Credit to them this is about the most populist policy imaginable. Energy companies and rabid free marketeers are about the only people who will care.

Hopefully they're doing a sort of switcheroo here, re-directing the GBP's righteous fury at welfare recipients to someone more deserving of their ire, corporations/ cartels/ capitalist scumbags in general... hopefully

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

An energy tycoon plans next move against Miliband, yesterday

http://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/simpsons-mr-burns-blocks-out-the-sun1-640x353.jpg

Neil S, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

is he going to be charged with assault, and if not why not?

Iain Dale quizzed over Brighton scuffle.

realistically what would he get if this went to court? or would it end up as a caution? if it could somehow wreck his career then some persuasive folks need to take placard dude out for a nice meal and get it sorted. the blog post was the most pomous repugnant thing i've seen all week - proud he'd knocked around an older smaller harmless man and his dog. guess he wouldn't get prison and he'd warp it to some marytr campaign but if it could somehow mess with his life by banning him from going to certain places or something then it'd be so worth it

NI, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

No way would that lead to a prison sentence, more's the pity

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

also, damian mcbride really does have the face he deserves. a nauseating shiny sweaty shifty-eyed headblob, disgusting looking man to match his disgusting deeds. i know alastair campbell's deemed an a1 scrote and all that but his rant against mcbride & co on bbc5 the other night was some stand-up-and-cheer stuff. that guy can speak

NI, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

does his subsequent blog post break the law at all? whole unsavoury proud rant about how he shoved about an old man in a public place. just wondering if the poor-person equivalent - say someone roughing up someone outside a nightclub then bragging afterwards on facebook - would receive lighter/heavier punishment

NI, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

cheering for Campbell attacking McBride is the vanity of vanishingly small differences

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

Campbell's probably done shit that's as bad or worse than McBride (lol Iraq etc) but you get the sense that what's really fuelling his anger is McBride's decision to sell bits of his book to the Mail on the eve of the Labour conference. That would be unforgiveable crossing over to the other side for Campbell who's about as tribal as they get.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

for a guy who helped drive the stake thru the heart Campbell is weirdly attached to the idea of the Labour party, whereas yr McBrides strike me as agents of fortune who happened to wind up in that government, but they're all still cunts

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link

This is cool, though: 'Det Sgt Stephen French said: "A man was exercising his right to protest in a public place when this incident took place.'

Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

not just the mcbride stuff dear NV, the rest of his interview is fascinating because... ah fuck it

NI, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

Mr Dale, 50, who has admitted common assault, apologised on his blog, saying he had "behaved in a frankly idiotic way".

'Absurd bravado'

He added: "I want to apologise and say sorry to Stuart Holmes, who is a passionate campaigner and well known to everyone who attends party conferences and was perfectly entitled to do as he did on Tuesday in trying to get attention for his causes."

"It was totally out of character for me to react to him in the way I did."

Mr Dale, of Biteback Publishers and from Pembury in Kent, added: "I also want to apologise for the blogpost I wrote after the incident.

"It was full of absurd bravado and in the heat of the moment I behaved in a frankly idiotic way.

"I have embarrassed not only myself but my family and my work colleagues and I apologise to them."

I think the law has had a quiet word in his ear, to say the least...

Mark G, Thursday, 26 September 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link

Shat himself, so he did

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 September 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

aye

Mark G, Thursday, 26 September 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

o u brits

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

“Frazer removed the outfit before appearing before the judge at Belfast Magistrates’ Court for an update on his case.”

lightweight

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link

http://www.indymedia.ie/article/74511

nice guy, too

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link

In 2004 Frazer invited to South Armagh Larry Pratt of Gun Owners of America, an advocate of citizen's militias who had written approvingly of their use against insurgencies in Central America and the Philippines.[38]

Frazer came to wider attention in October 2005 when he got into a public argument with a Redemptorist priest, Father Alec Reid. Frazer made remarks that Catholics had butchered Protestants during the Troubles. Father Reid likened unionist treatment of Catholics to the treatment of the Jews by the Nazis. Reid later apologised for the remark, saying he had lost his temper. Frazer reported Reid to the police for incitement to hatred,[39] but no legal action ensued.

In October 2011 he attended a protest in Pomeroy against the use of rubble from a demolished police station to level out the playing field of the local GAA club, which hosts an annual tug-of-war event in memory of Seamus Woods, an IRA member killed by the premature explosion of a mortar while attacking the station.[40] The station was the target of many such IRA attacks during The Troubles.[41] Frazer stated that "moving the rubble to the GAA club would cause a lot of heartache for many families. The unionist population is small in Pomeroy and they certainly feel betrayed."[40]

After attending a Sinn Féin conference in November 2011 in Newry he reacted furiously to an apology by Ulster Unionist Party MLA John McCallister for "unionist failings" in the past. Frazer stated that people were "appalled" by McCallister's remarks.[42]

In 2012 when the city council in Florence, Italy, announced its intention to name a street in honour of the late IRA member and hunger striker Bobby Sands, Frazer condemned the move and stated that he wanted a meeting with the council to discuss the issue.[43]

In May 2012, after seeing the Italian flag being flown as part of a cultural event held in Donaghmore's St Patrick's Primary School and mistaking it for the Irish Tricolour, Frazer accused the school for 4-11 year old children of being "the junior headquarters of SF/IRA youth", stating on Facebook that "I wounder do they also train the children in how to use weapons, for it seems they can do what they wont.[sic]" Concerned for the safety of students and the school's reputation, teachers informed police of the accusations and photographs of the school posted by Frazer were later removed from Facebook.[44]

Frazer expressed outrage after his car was stopped and searched by the PSNI in October 2012 under anti-terror laws. He announced his intention to report the incident to his solicitor and the Police Ombudsman. The incident occurred outside Whitecross and Frazer's wallet and documents were taken away for examination. Unknown to police, he made a voice recording on his mobile phone. He had taken photos of the cars the police were in but police removed the camera from Frazer and deleted the images. Police provided no explanation to Frazer as to why the stop and search procedure was undertaken.[45]

Following the 2013 horse meat contamination in burgers scandal Frazer gave an interview to The University Times in which he claimed horse meat had actually been introduced to the food chain by the IRA five years before the scandal broke. He also claimed that republicans were behind "old fat cows that are 30 months old" being sold for food before adding that "a blind eye has been turned to it" and that "this is the kind of thing that's going on that we're sick of".[46] However no evidence emerged to support this claim.

Frazer's car was set on fire at his home outside Markethill in the early hours of 10 February 2013. Frazer stated that he was asleep inside the house at the time. A passing police patrol noticed the fire but the car was destroyed. Frazer blamed republicans for the incident and claimed to have received a death threat a few hours before the attack.[47]

Flag Protests[edit source | edit]On 3 January 2013 Frazer said that he had contacted An Garda Síochána to inform them that he and some followers would hold a protest in Dublin over the decision by Belfast City Council to reduce the number of days the Union Flag flew above Belfast City Hall.[48][49] Shortly thereafter he became spokesman of the "interim committee" of the Ulster People's Forum, one of a number of loyalist umbrella groups established to co-ordinate the protests.[50]

On 27 February 2013, Willie Frazer was arrested by the PSNI in his home village of Markethill, for questioning in relation to organising and participating in illegal parades and protests which were centred on the flags issue. Jamie Bryson, who along with Frazer was one of the most prominent spokespersons for the flag protesters, was also later arrested in Bangor after going on the run for several days. Frazer was charged with three counts of participating in unnotified public processions and obstruction of traffic in a public place.[51][52] Frazer was subsequently released on bail. On 16 July 2013, he was rearrested for alleged breach of bail conditions.[53]

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

poll

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

"...See if a Paki comes from India and kills a Provo? I'm going to shake his hand."[6]

Are you a horse? (onimo), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link

(wondering why the "Paki" wouldn't come from Pakistan)

Are you a horse? (onimo), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link

Willie Frazer is open about his belief that the loyalist paramilitaries were a necessary part of the war against the IRA. During a protest against the release of republican prisoners as part of the Good Friday agreement, he was asked about loyalist prisoners. "They should never have been locked up in the first place," he replied.

He told me once that, while he didn't condone the murder of "innocent Catholics", he had "a lot of time for Billy Wright", who "called a spade a spade". The notorious loyalist broke away from the UVF to form the Loyalist Volunteer Force in 1996 to kill Catholics in support of the Orange Order's right to march through the Catholic part of Portadown.

missed a bit

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link

the other side of it is his father was killed when he was quite young and several other members of his family and etc

but idk if he'd be delighted to know that, when i opened the article, first thought was 'jesus gerry adams is looking rough"

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna post in the irish politics thread but frankly this is your mess folks

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

traitor

having nunavut (seandalai), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link

i been called it and worse but i dint think you'd be one of them sean

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link

the Irish Times/Indymedia article i linked talks about the murders of Frazer's family

clearly the guy is a product of the Troubles and there's plenty as bad on either side of the divide but to have lived his life and then have the temerity to complain about being indicted on a law "aimed at terrorists" well, just rolling my motherfucking eyes is all

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

anyone all ilx knows that i favour one (1) attempt at a peaceful solution before launching in with the alternative

would that my usual opponents were as scrupulous tbh

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link

clearly the guy is a product of the Troubles and there's plenty as bad on either side of the divide

well hold on a fuckin minute ye started it

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link

http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wf4.jpg

what would guy ritchie do

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:56 (ten years ago) link

ah I'm as West Brit as they come but I felt like one (1) weak zing before engaging with the topic at hand xp

having nunavut (seandalai), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link

well hold on a fuckin minute ye started it

lol i don't pretend that the causes of that mess were evenly distributed, i'm only talking about the psycho fringe existing on both sides

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

guys that is weak performance ito overexplaining yerselves

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link

i think we all know the rules by now like

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link

as a hated Brit i try and watch my mouth over our glorious colonial heritage

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link

greatest little island in the world at invading scribes TM cameron 2013

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link

runner up at getting battered out of it by great great great great great great great great great great great grandons of scribes (judges special award)

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link

dude we had a vision, you could've been another Canada

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link

we weren't far enough away from ye

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link

or idk, they were the child of yr dotage, indulged and coddled and free to be hippie liberal happy-go-luckies

we turned into bitter drunk accountants. go figure eh

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link

of course we didn't find the white Canadians already in situ and then batter the fuck out of them for 500 years but still

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

A spokesman for the Irish Embassy in London recently said, "The British Isles has a dated ring to it, as if we are still part of the Empire. We are independent, we are not part of Britain, not even in geographical terms. We would discourage its usage .".[6]

No consensus on another name for the islands exists. In practice, the two Governments and the shared institutions of the archipelago avoid use of the term, frequently using the euphemism these islands in place of any term.

we've boiled it down to this, more or less. we'll have to agree to disagree. shake?

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link

i've mentioned this book elsewhere this week but evil pomo historian Norman Davies uses "The Isles" in his book of the same name, after discussing what might be an acceptable term. of course, Britain ain't a country and the word British has plenty of pre-Anglo currency iirc

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

A disappointed google later, I realise I'd misread "evil porno historian" :(

sktsh, Sunday, 29 September 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link

blimey, me too

Mark G, Sunday, 29 September 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

Me too and never thought twice tbh

hey racists can be joyless too yknow (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 September 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link

Slave labour for unscrupulous businesses.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24327470
Hey rich bastard business owners! Fire all those pesky employees who have the temerity to demand minimum wage and replace them with unemployed people who are forced by the DWP to work for benefits at no cost to you!

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 30 September 2013 07:28 (ten years ago) link

Nothing like a bit of morning Tory hatefulness to remind you how deeply unpleasant the world is and dampen the vaguest semblance of life enthusiasm u may have irrationally held for a half-awake microsecond

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Monday, 30 September 2013 07:53 (ten years ago) link

hey now, we all know that the true culprits for the UK's financial woes are the people who are a negligible drain on the economy, and not multinationals refraining from paying their taxes. surely the best solution to get us out of this mess is to make the unemployed "look busy", rather than providing any meaningful answers to joblessness or, you know, making the rich pay their fair share.

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Monday, 30 September 2013 08:02 (ten years ago) link

This is spectacularly stupid really, it's a disincentive to create employment AND a drain on the time of people who could be actually looking for work.

Matt DC, Monday, 30 September 2013 08:38 (ten years ago) link

the businesses won't be rushing to hire people you'd imagine, like pretty bad pr?

i find this to be political grandstanding of the worst kind. like... here's a thought, maybe people are long-term unemployed because there aren't enough fucking jobs.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 30 September 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link

No, it's worse than that. These fuckers consistently drop these horrible stories on a Sunday evening and all it achieves is a lot of anxiety for people who are underemployed, unemployed, sick or disabled. I'm sure, also, that most of the people who are angered will be 'of the Left' as well. It's state-sanctioned trolling of the poor by the rich, and it's making sick and anxious people more ill - physically and mentally. Companies will have every incentive to use (not employ) workfare drones, and none to pay proper wages for work that clearly needs to be done.

Does everyone remember when people kicked off at Philip Green that time he wanted praise for the NI contributions made by his business while evading any other meaningful form of business taxation? Apparently, a lot of multinationals (cough Google) have even cut deals re: their employer contributions - it's not just a swerve on corporation tax. Though I will say the person who told me this was an Amazon employee, in mitigation of his own company's behaviour...

aldi young dudes (suzy), Monday, 30 September 2013 08:59 (ten years ago) link

To still qualify for jobseeker's allowance they will have three options - work placements, such as cleaning up litter; daily visits to a job centre; or taking part in compulsory training, for example, to improve their literacy.

People would have to remain on help-to-work until they found employment.

Those who breach the rules will lose four weeks' worth of benefits. Anyone who breaks the rules a second time faces losing three months' worth of benefits.

And then what? What do you do if you've lost your benefits because you
a) refused to do a council worker's job for him
b) refused to drag your kids to the "job" centre every fucking day (which, incidentally, costs money to get to)
c) refused to learn how to read because you already can and there's no-one to care for your kids while you go training

and your children are starving and your rent is overdue and you're out of credit on your electricity meter?

Are you a horse? (onimo), Monday, 30 September 2013 10:07 (ten years ago) link

I'm sure, also, that most of the people who are angered will be 'of the Left' as well.

surveys on this kind of thing make for grim reading. people really support it.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 30 September 2013 10:17 (ten years ago) link

Already had the chat this morning with some of the ladies in my office and they're all for it.

Admittedly we see an awful lot of dodgy claimants and career benefit fraudsters each day so their perception of the % of 'spongers' or w/e is probably extremely skewed, but even so, they're all cheering and laughing about how certain of our clients are gonna get by now. "About time if you ask me". I just don't get these people, so 'nice' and yet so hateful

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Monday, 30 September 2013 10:22 (ten years ago) link

He added: "They will do useful work to put something back into their community; making meals for the elderly, clearing up litter, working for a local charity."

THERE ARE PEOPLE DOING THOSE JOBS

Didn't this government STOP people working for local charities in order to do welfare to work schemes?

Are you a horse? (onimo), Monday, 30 September 2013 10:29 (ten years ago) link

Yes. It's called "Taking the credit for placing people in unpaid charity work"

Mark G, Monday, 30 September 2013 10:42 (ten years ago) link

This is vile. If the unemployed are put to work to do a job that needs doing, pay them a living wage for it.

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 30 September 2013 10:43 (ten years ago) link

He added: "They will do useful work to put something back into their community; making meals for the elderly, clearing up litter, working for a local charity."

it's so close to criminalising unemployment.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 30 September 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link

On the BBC news this morning (6Music), the plans for workfare were described as being for “the stubbornly long-term unemployed” and “a sure vote-winner for the Tories.” Somebody please remind me why exactly we are paying the BBC a single penny of public money.

Hate the use of the term "something for nothing" as well, as if millions of unemployed people haven't been paying tax for years prior to losing their jobs.

Matt DC, Monday, 30 September 2013 10:52 (ten years ago) link

How many millions did Osborne inherit without having done any actual work to earn it?

anybody familiar with how workhouses worked out re: undermining local industries?

cos it's pretty funny, and nobody in the Tory politburo appears to know.

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 September 2013 10:54 (ten years ago) link

Jesus wept.

I mean, is it just a matter of time before they start advocating Final Solution-type shit? Seems to be what most people in this country want.

this is why i say let them have their heads. the country is gonna get increasingly fucked anyway, at least we won't have to listen to subhumans whining about the welfare scroungers and the illegals, they can have everything they wish for and see what kind of beautiful Arcadian idyll we wind up with

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 September 2013 11:08 (ten years ago) link

I suspect it'll end up more like Atlantis, lost under flood water.

Theresa May is to tell the Conservative party conference that the appeals of thousands facing deportation can only be heard after they have been put on a plane home unless they face "a risk of irreversible harm".

is there another kind?

Are you a horse? (onimo), Monday, 30 September 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link

Those who breach the rules will lose four weeks' worth of benefits. Anyone who breaks the rules a second time faces losing three months' worth of benefits.

A third breach and it gets the hose.

sktsh, Monday, 30 September 2013 11:15 (ten years ago) link

What happens if you only "breach" the rules a second time instead of breaking them? Get put in the stocks?

Westminster Council allegedly considering making it an offence to give food to the hungry.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/feeding-homeless-to-be-banned-by-tory-run-westminster-113433

Conservative Westminster council in Central London also wants to make it an offence to sleep rough – while slashing £5million of funding to hostels.

Astonishingly, town hall chiefs claimed soup kitchens only “encourage” people to sleep on the streets.

Westminster council, one of the richest in the land, wants to bring in a bylaw making it an offence to “give out food for free”, punishable by fines.

Are you a horse? (onimo), Monday, 30 September 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link

jesus wtf

Luigi Nono, le petit robot (seandalai), Monday, 30 September 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link

time to start selling these again...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8CrMfKfnjmg/TJykzLnatNI/AAAAAAAABQA/2Q7RtxQ3_3s/s320/frankiesay.jpg

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 30 September 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link

Dharshini David ‏@DharshiniSky 38m
Osborne cites likes of workers at Warburton as beneficiaries of lower taxes - remember factory as a stop on Cameron's pre-election campaign

That'll be Tory donor Warburton.

I should really stop paying attention again.

Are you a horse? (onimo), Monday, 30 September 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

A new Dickens will rise and condemn them all

they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Monday, 30 September 2013 12:13 (ten years ago) link

'Arm the unemployed' will only give them ideas about compulsory conscription for NEETS aged 18-24.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Monday, 30 September 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link

Also any decent smartarse wanting to feed the poor in Westminster after this measure is implemented, pay them 1p when handing over their Hare Krishna/stale Pret meal, and watch a bunch of rich assholes blow a gasket. They're managing to make Shirley Porter look like a nice lady.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Monday, 30 September 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link

A new Dickens will rise and condemn them all

they'll be too busy watching downton abbey to notice

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Monday, 30 September 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link

'Arm the unemployed' will only give them ideas about compulsory conscription for NEETS aged 18-24.

god yes, this is too true

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 30 September 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link

If you look at the date on that Mirror piece about Westminster Council and soup runs, the story is from March 2011; the council subsequently did a U-turn: http://www.theguardian.com/society/2011/nov/02/westminster-council-homeless-soup

So it is.

Strange, I've heard people talking about it this past day or so, including my son - who has no interest whatsoever in the news.

Are you a horse? (onimo), Monday, 30 September 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

look:
https://twitter.com/search?q=westminster%20homeless&src=typd&f=realtime

Frequent references to it all weekend, presumably *something* happened to resurrect the story?

Are you a horse? (onimo), Monday, 30 September 2013 12:55 (ten years ago) link

Not necessarily – old things sometimes just resurface and snowball on social media.

Alba, Monday, 30 September 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link

Hmm, Tory Conference on, yeah?

Mark G, Monday, 30 September 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link

Housing benefit and jobseeker's allowance will be denied to people under the age of 25 if the Tories win the next general election as part of a "bold" move to prepare school-leavers for a tougher economic world, David Cameron has said.

jesus wtf

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/oct/02/tory-housing-benefit-under-25-david-cameron-tory-conference

Luigi Nono, le petit robot (seandalai), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

"earning or learning" when there are no jobs and universities cost 9k a year

lex pretend, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link

also that lil scheme they have for the unemployed is BASICALLY community service. this fucking government!

lex pretend, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link

Bring it on, the viler they get, the more people will begin to recognise the fact, I reckons

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

i reckon not, but at least when they get what they want they might stop moaning

anyway, forcing everybody into 10 years of FE shd do loads to raise these "standards" they keep wanking on about

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

Don't see this as a vote winner tbh

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

as ever, it depends whose votes they're trying to win

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

but it's too early for chasing votes i suspect, this is just mind games

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link

Jon Snow ripping the shit out of some SPAD spod on C4 news just now.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

Matthew Hancock. Wiki page has this delight

In January 2013, he was accused of dishonesty by Daybreak presenter Matt Barbet after claiming he had been excluded from a discussion about apprentices after turning up "just 30 seconds late."[11] Barbet said Hancock knew he was "much more than a minute late" and he should have arrived half an hour before to prepare for the interview. His opponent expressed surprise that "a minister whose Government berates ‘shirkers’ couldn’t be bothered to get out of bed to defend his own policy."[11]

gyac, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

Jon Snow asking Cameron about his love of Breaking Bad on last night's C4 News was horribly cringey. Dave came out with some bollocks about enjoying it because it's so different to his everyday life. Of course - can't imagine Cameron would find anything to identify with in a show about an amoral monster who puts profits above all else and destroys countless lives in the process.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

OTM

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

those evil fucking tory bastards

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

hoo boy we seem to have reached the point where food banks are too generous now

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/conservative-mp-paul-maynard-food-6124177

Emergency food parcels should not be given to people – because they could get too reliant on handouts, a Tory MP has said.

Paul Maynard, who works for Minister of State Oliver Letwin, said people could start going to food banks out of habit rather than helping themselves.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link

they don't want them to have benefits, they don't want them to have charity, fucking hell make your minds up

You don’t get that at your local UK Garage club (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

They just want them to starve and die, obvs

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link

yep

Earn or burn.

Alba, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link

"Sanya-Jeet Thandi, a 20-year-old LSE student living in Holborn who joined UKIP when she was a sixth-former and was described at the party’s last national conference as future leadership material"

She was on Ch4 news in the week. I've never heard anyone more posh and clueless.

She was on again last night - possibly even more posh and clueless this time round - alongside a 40 year old man who was representing young ethnic minority voters

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 October 2013 08:10 (ten years ago) link

She at least has youth as an excuse I suppose. Her Twitter backdrop is a faded picture of Gandhi with 'DISOBEY' underneath. Not sure she's really asked the rest of her party of their opinion on that one.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 October 2013 08:34 (ten years ago) link

she means disobey gandhi i think

Victims’ tears deter rodent paedophiles (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 October 2013 08:35 (ten years ago) link

You get a lot of hardcore free-marketeers who are clueless about everything other than Hayek at the LSE.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 October 2013 08:57 (ten years ago) link

LSE students are either well meaning Sociology/Development Studies/IR types, or dead-eyed capitalists in my experience.

Neil S, Thursday, 3 October 2013 09:06 (ten years ago) link

or yeah what you said!

Neil S, Thursday, 3 October 2013 09:06 (ten years ago) link

In Canada you have people going to food banks every week and it can become a habit

Even with nutcase Harper still in charge, Britain could do with being a lot more like Canada.

Shit, about to get real, now hits fan:


Ed Miliband MP, Leader of the Labour Party, has written to Lord Rothermere, the proprietor of the Daily Mail and the Mail on Sunday newspapers:

Dear Lord Rothermere,

Yesterday I spoke at a memorial event held at Guy’s Hospital in London for my uncle, Professor Harry Keen, a distinguished doctor who died earlier this year. It was an event in a room on the 29th floor of Guy’s Hospital which was attended only by family members, close friends and colleagues.

I was told by one of my relatives late yesterday evening that a reporter from the Mail on Sunday had found her way into the event uninvited. I also discovered that, once there, she approached members of my family seeking comments on the controversy over the Daily Mail’s description of my late father as someone who “hated Britain”.

My wider family, who are not in public life, feel understandably appalled and shocked that this can have happened.

The Editor of the Mail on Sunday has since confirmed to my office that a journalist from his newspaper did indeed attend the memorial uninvited with the intention of seeking information for publication this weekend.

Sending a reporter to my late uncle’s memorial crosses a line of common decency. I believe it a symptom of the culture and practices of both the Daily Mail and the Mail on Sunday.

There are many decent people working at those newspapers and I know that many of them will be disgusted by this latest episode. But they will also recognise that what has happened to my family has happened to many others.

I believe no purpose would be served by me complaining to the Press Complaints Commission because it is widely discredited.

Instead, I am writing to you as the owners of the Daily Mail and the Mail on Sunday because I believe it is long overdue that you reflect on the culture of your newspapers. You should conduct your own swift investigation into who was responsible at a senior level for this latest episode and also who is responsible for the culture and practices of these newspapers which jar so badly with the values of your readers.

There are bigger issues for the people of Britain in the midst of the worst cost of living crisis for a century than intrusion into the life of my family. But the reaction of many people to the Daily Mail’s attacks on my father this week demonstrates that the way your newspapers have behaved does not reflect the real character of our country.

It is now your responsibility to respond.

Ed Miliband

aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 3 October 2013 10:55 (ten years ago) link

Jesus. Good on Milliband. This could be the making of him.

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Thursday, 3 October 2013 11:09 (ten years ago) link

Yeah that's stiffer stuff than i ever figured out of him.

Victims’ tears deter rodent paedophiles (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 October 2013 11:13 (ten years ago) link

too soon, darragh

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 3 October 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

The Mail shoot themselves in the foot yet again if they're trying to resist press reform.

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Thursday, 3 October 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

Campbell might be right about Dacre "losing the plot" after all

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 October 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

Public denunciations, spies at private memorial service - only one of these parties is acting like they're operating in a totalitarian regime and it isn't Ed Miliband.

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Thursday, 3 October 2013 11:22 (ten years ago) link

to be fair the mail was just being robust, raucous and, by definition, will sometimes offend.

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 3 October 2013 11:22 (ten years ago) link

Jon Snow: My source at the Daily Mail tells me Rothermere is fuming: Has given Dacre a one year contract only: wants him out and Geordie Greig in!

https://twitter.com/jonsnowC4/status/385734239028645889

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Thursday, 3 October 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link

A response to that

Tom Latchem ‏@theboylatch 1m
@jonsnowC4 He's been on 1-year rolling contract for a while, apparently, just extended by a year. And GG is ed of MoS who sent reporter.

gyac, Thursday, 3 October 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

So much for sauces. and saucers.

Mark G, Thursday, 3 October 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link

Kinda hoped this was dying down, Little Ed had made his point and should avoid appearing to labour (lol) the point... but along come some stupid cunts from the Mail to give the story a shot in the arm! Hurrah!

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 October 2013 12:01 (ten years ago) link

Rothermere will be thinking of his investment as well as "what happens if Miliband gets in?" Geordie Grieg is about as establishment as they come but less rabid than Dacre. A Daily Mail under his stewardship would be no less right-wing but with some of the thundering replaced by puff pieces about Kensington socialites no one cares about.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 October 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link

It would also become the Daily Boris within seconds.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 October 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

Grieg is the current MoS editor. This memorial thing happened on his watch, although he is saying he did not send the journo himself.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 3 October 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I mean the Mail and MoS newsroom culture is just utterly poisonous and they all get infected with it, it basically all flows down from Dacre.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 October 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link

i was under the impression that greig was fond of subtly undermining dacre, as his rival, rather than supporting him, which makes this interesting

lex pretend, Thursday, 3 October 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link

yeah tbf besides the fact that this happened under Greg's watch, there've been rumblings for a while now that he's in line to succeed Dacre soonish. Private Eye mentioned a few weeks ago that he'd been telling friends he'd be in the seat by Christmas iirc.

sktsh, Thursday, 3 October 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

The smart thing for Greig to do would be to apologise unreservedly and deal with the journos internally. Would put Dacre in a very awkward position.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link

2 journalists suspended, according to the BBC

What I cannot bear is "normality." (dowd), Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link

Oh it appears he's already done so.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link

Is there a Private Eye this week?

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link

In Thursday's edition, columnist Stephen Glover accuses Ed Miliband of staging a "show of calculated hysteria" for political reasons.

"On one level, Red Ed knew that, as he has bound himself to his father in a series of speeches, he could not afford to let the accusation that Miliband senior had hated Britain go unchallenged," he wrote.

"On another level, Ed Miliband realised that his diatribes against this paper would go down well with the party faithful, and possibly convince the wider electorate that he was stronger and more determined than they had thought.

"He may also hope that, by creating such an almighty hullabaloo about his supposedly traduced father 19 months before the general election, he will somehow neutralise a potentially embarrassing issue - the influence of his Marxist father on his own beliefs - and deter the press from returning to it in the near future."

Or, you know, he maybe hopes you fuckers would stop disparaging his dead dad. That's how a human being would respond, anyway.

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link

I've heard this argument from other sources (aka right wing twats), blown out the water by this latest indiscretion from the Mail

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link

"supposedly traduced"

lwwwwwwwwwl

i don't think it would be completely unfair to speculate that it was a mainly column b but certainly column a would have been weighed and measured too? not a criticism, but certainly this was also a very good political opportunity to do as described, more fool he that didn't take it at the level of the game he's at.

Victims’ tears deter rodent paedophiles (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link

Somewhere out there, MEL P is sharpening her pen, ready to enter this debate like Godzilla.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link

"Melanie Phillips", that totally non-fictional columnist.

Neil S, Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

please can they make liz jones write about it

lex pretend, Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link

When you think about it, your ex-husband having an affair IS a bit like fleeing the Holocaust.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

Somewhere out there, MEL P is sharpening her pen, ready to enter this debate like Godzilla.

Mel just the girl to take down Ed's evil witch of a mother, I mean:

"a long-standing supporter of left-wing pro-Palestinian organisations" and is a signatory of the founding statements of both Jews for Justice for Palestinians

I can almost see the Phillips' eyes bulging, head revolving, bells clanging, klaxons, sirens etc

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link

Many xps to Stevie: yep!

sktsh, Thursday, 3 October 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

Slimey squirmy Quentin Letts making an ass of himself on QT now. Unbelievable.

In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 3 October 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

Wrong thread?

In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 3 October 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

Quentin Letts accusing Miliband senior of being a "useful idiot" is beyond parody.

Neil S, Friday, 4 October 2013 08:21 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JIvARoGbS4

aldi young dudes (suzy), Friday, 4 October 2013 08:29 (ten years ago) link

(xp) Letts, in contrast, being a useless idiot amirite or a meringue?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 4 October 2013 08:39 (ten years ago) link

Best of all was the spontaneous laughter from the audience when Letts tried to paint a picture of the Mail as anti-establishment outriders tweaking the noses of the powerful and privileged

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 4 October 2013 08:41 (ten years ago) link

with friends like that..

Mark G, Friday, 4 October 2013 08:45 (ten years ago) link

that was followed by some UKIP clown putting his hand up to say he supported the Daily Mail in this then admitting he hadn't read any of it

Are you a horse? (onimo), Friday, 4 October 2013 11:51 (ten years ago) link

yeah they've never had a problem with Jewish refugees coming to the UK

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FKUpGU_Jbp0/TE_BYKvF4iI/AAAAAAAAEYE/mYO03sMhqiM/s1600/Daily+Mail+1938+refugee+Jews.jpg

Are you a horse? (onimo), Friday, 4 October 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

"yeah, he should apologise to me for hurting my fist with his eyeball!"

Mark G, Friday, 4 October 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

it's a bit "YOU SIR, ARE A RACIST" to me

^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 4 October 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link

Daily Mail exec demands apology over anti-semitism claims

well, they managed to brass it out during the ken livingstone kerfuffle a few years back...

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Friday, 4 October 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

the "YOU SIR..." defence holds a bit more water in that instance

Are you a horse? (onimo), Friday, 4 October 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link

I wasn't aware that it was possible to libel a newspaper, thank you Daily Mail exec for setting me straight.

Neil S, Friday, 4 October 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link

2 Tory resignations... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24424332 I'm guessing any reshuffle won't involve getting rid of Osborne...

What I cannot bear is "normality." (dowd), Sunday, 6 October 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link

I was in Smith's constituency this weekend. Don't think I did anything that could have made her reconsider her place in government though.

What I cannot bear is "normality." (dowd), Sunday, 6 October 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link

"The badgers moved the goalposts" - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24459424

Jeff W, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

First skim, I read that as "badgers for goalposts."

xpost

The normative power of the factual (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link

isn't it?

I'm not a rockist, I just hate Rap-A-Lot (sic), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/tories-to-cut-aid-given-to-poorest-customers-by-energy-companies-8870684.html

This is the sort of thing you do when you're actually trying to lose the next election, right?

Matt DC, Friday, 11 October 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link

casting aside people who don't vote for you anyway while introducing aspirational house buying schemes doesn't seem like a bad strategy, vote-wise

Are you a horse? (onimo), Friday, 11 October 2013 10:05 (ten years ago) link

Bit concerned about the "hostile environment for 'illegal' immigrants" thing having a knock-on effect undermining the legitimate rights of anyone who isn't white British. Can well imagine the landlord offering a flat to let just never returning calls from people with Asian/African names.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Friday, 11 October 2013 10:26 (ten years ago) link

hostile is a great choice of words isn't it?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 11 October 2013 10:36 (ten years ago) link

word

^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 11 October 2013 10:36 (ten years ago) link

lol agreeing with yrself

In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 October 2013 10:45 (ten years ago) link

:D

^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 11 October 2013 12:01 (ten years ago) link

British television, best in the world, mate

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 11 October 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link

Won't be watching. Don't watch Channel 5 on principle.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Friday, 11 October 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link

casting aside people who don't vote for you anyway while introducing aspirational house buying schemes doesn't seem like a bad strategy, vote-wise

I'd say there are a lot of people who will be affected by this (eg PENSIONERS) who might well vote Tory. It's also pretty dumb if they think it's a way of reducing prices, they're thinking that if they reduce subsidies for the poor then it will lead to lower bills for everyone else, that's just blind hope really. It also offers Labour a massive open goal at a time when energy is already at the centre of political debate.

The help-to-buy thing is suicidally dumb and short-termist but they might be out of power by the time it comes crashing down.

Matt DC, Friday, 11 October 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

Pretty sure the other main channels have had similar scrounger-based programming in the last year or so (xp)

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 11 October 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

cf BBC1's entire morning schedule

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 October 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link

Watching Channel 5 is like putting money in Desmond's pocket though.

Matt DC, Friday, 11 October 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link

^^^yes, this. Am about as likely to buy a copy of the Daily Express (or Asian Babes).

The only BBC1 thing I ever watch in the AM is Homes Under The Hammer, so I can vociferously judge inbred BTL landlords in Crewe, to an amusingly over-literal soundtrack. As soon as I hear the annoying gorblimey tones of the Scroungervision man who follows, I'm off.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Friday, 11 October 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link

not even getting started on these. reaction in brief: time to start arming and organizing.

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 October 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link

He claims research shows that as much as 70% of a child's performance is genetically derived.

damn, need to find those posts i read a while ago explaining in great detail why this is almost certainly bullshit or at least highly misleading

click here to start exploding (ledge), Saturday, 12 October 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link

http://vserver1.cscs.lsa.umich.edu/~crshalizi/weblog/520.html

lots of technical stuff about heritability but this is killer:

Does a trait's heritability tells us anything about its malleability, about how easy it is to change the trait with environmental manipulations? The answer is "no, of course not", even assuming (1) the basic biometric model holds, and (2) we are talking about true heritability and not biased-to-nonsensical estimated heritabilities.

It's banging on an often-sounded drum, but it's worth doing because it makes the point clearly: height is heritable, and estimates for the population of developed countries put the heritability around 0.8. Moreover, tall people tend to be at something of a reproductive advantage. Applying the standard formulas for response to selection, we straightforwardly predict that average height should increase. If we select a population without a lot of immigration or emigration to mess this up, say 20th century Norway, we find that that's true: the average height of Norwegian men increased by about 10 centimeters over the century. But that's much more than selection can account for. Doing things by discrete generations, rather than in continuous time, height grew by 2.5 centimeters per generation. (The conclusion is not substantially altered by going to continuous time.) If the heritability of height is 0.8, for this change to be due entirely to selection, the average Norwegian parent must have been 3 centimeters taller than the average Norwegian. This, needless to say, was not how it happened; the change was almost entirely environmental. The moral is that highly heritable traits with an indubitable genetic basis can be highly responsive to changes in environment (such as nutrition, disease, environmental influences on hormone levels, etc.).

Conversely, the very low heritability of eye number does not tell us that it is easy to increase how many eyes someone has by exercise, education and training, manipulating diet, manipulating ambient light, trepanation, etc.

click here to start exploding (ledge), Saturday, 12 October 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

That's fucking terrifying.

Beyond that, isn't it fucking terrifying how the same people who complain about the big government or the nanny state interfering with individual liberties will quite happily buy into this idea (as seems to be implied here) that you have to do this job, and I have to do this job, because of the determining law of our 'genetics'.

cardamon, Saturday, 12 October 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

not even getting started on these. reaction in brief: time to start arming and organizing.

― I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Saturday, October 12, 2013 9:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this

imago, Saturday, 12 October 2013 12:56 (ten years ago) link

or maybe just CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

imago, Saturday, 12 October 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link

And I mean, how are all the kids supposed to go off and become entrepreneurs if there's a genetically determined system of differentiated learning opportunities

If they're saying some people are just born to haul objects around, how can they then say that people need to be quick on their feet and adapt to a multiplicity of different working roles

cardamon, Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link

Also CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

cardamon, Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

Preaching evolution, practising social Darwinism. Again.

CHODE CHODE CHODE CHODE CHODE.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

SORRY, BLIND RAGE - meant preaching creationism, obvs.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link

And I mean, how are all the kids supposed to go off and become entrepreneurs if there's a genetically determined system of differentiated learning opportunities

If they're saying some people are just born to haul objects around, how can they then say that people need to be quick on their feet and adapt to a multiplicity of different working roles

― cardamon, Saturday, October 12, 2013 1:06 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't engage. Ridicule.

imago, Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

No. Engage, and then ridicule. More effective than just posting CUNT.

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

I'd engage but tbh their game is sucking you into pointless engagements. Their game is delaying you, frustrating you. Don't engage. Fuck them up.

imago, Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link

Engage when there's a debate to be had.

imago, Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I mean I know they're full of shit as do they, probably

cardamon, Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

As for organising: Tory party membership is said to be about to fall below 100k. Seems like with 30-40k people across the country you could take it over from the inside out and destroy it.

stet, Saturday, 12 October 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link

It will continue to shrink as members die off. Their average age is 68, iirc. I'm not sure how much real power the grass roots of the party has these days, though.

This might do the Tories some damage:

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/oct/12/middle-class-young-people-future-worse-parents

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 October 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link

well that's a pretty stark contrast, isn't it.

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Saturday, 12 October 2013 23:26 (ten years ago) link

Even if this wasn't a stupid made-up problem, why would any self-respecting benefits tourist come to Britain when they could go to Sweden or Denmark or even France or Germany?

Matt DC, Monday, 14 October 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

Has IDS ever said anything that wasn't a lie?

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Monday, 14 October 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

Apparently Matthew D'Ancona's book about the coalition very strongly implies that IDS is a simpleton and the rest of the cabinet know it. I'm not going to read it to find out because it is a book by Matthew D'Ancona.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 October 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

Duncan Smith was educated at what is now St. Peter's RC Secondary School, Solihull until the age of 14,[5] then at HMS Conway, a Royal Navy training school on the Isle of Anglesey (where he allegedly played rugby union in the position of fly-half alongside Clive Woodward at centre) until he was 18.

His claim that he studied at the University of Perugia (founded 1308) was later found to be false after an investigation by the BBC.[6] His office subsequently admitted that he attended the Italian Università per Stranieri (founded 1921) in Perugia for a year but he did not obtain any qualifications or finish his exams.[6] In 1975 he attended the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst and was subsequently commissioned into the Scots Guards.[7] Duncan-Smith's biography, on the Conservative Party website, claimed he was "educated at Dunchurch College of Management" but following questioning by the BBC his office confirmed that he did not get any qualifications there either, stating that he completed six separate courses lasting a few days each, adding up to about a month in total.[6] Dunchurch was the former staff college for GEC Marconi, for whom Duncan-Smith worked in the 1980s.[6]

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

BEAUTIFUL

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

now i hate education snobs and people who judge personality or even intelligence by the number of quals a person passes, but i think Henry Fielding once made the point that it's okay to take the piss out of people who are hypocrites about their own shortcomings

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

i dunno, maybe IDS wd argue that falsifying your CV is entrepreneurial

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

it certainly hasn't held him back

Are you a horse? (onimo), Monday, 14 October 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

he does work in one of the highest paid careers that requires zero qualifications tbf

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

i mean, i was gonna make the point that anybody who proudly self-identified as being "the quiet man" whilst leader of the opposition probably wasn't the sharpest knife in the block, but this Jeffrey Archeresque reinvention is gold

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

he probably gets bullied a lot by his public school compatriots and has to unleash his resentment on the lowliest victims in the pecking order he can find

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

his career in the army would have given him plenty of experience in doing exactly that I would think

Neil S, Monday, 14 October 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

There have been rumours flying around for ages that Cameron bottled sacking/demoting him because everyone could see Universal Credit was an enormous fuck-up in the making. It would be amusing were it not for the millions of people pushed into poverty.

Matt DC, Monday, 14 October 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

never assume any Tory policy that pushes people into poverty is a mistake

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

There have been rumours flying around for ages that Cameron bottled sacking/demoting him because everyone could see Universal Credit was an enormous fuck-up in the making.

He bottled sacking him because that would draw attention to the fact Universal Credit was a complete fuck up? Or he bottled sacking him because he wanted to wait until Universal Credit had inevitably fucked up so that he would have a scapegoat to sack?

Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 14 October 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

c

Mark G, Monday, 14 October 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24546370

^^^ How fucking out of touch do you need to be, post-Hillsborough, post-Tomlinson, post-Duggan, post-stop and search, to think that the fucking Andrew Mitchell thing might "damage confidence in the police".

Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 11:18 (ten years ago) link

lol i wanted to address that yesterday but i think you found les mots juste

footballer of the future (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 11:24 (ten years ago) link

^^^ How fucking out of touch do you need to be, post-Hillsborough, post-Tomlinson, post-Duggan, post-stop and search, to think that the fucking Andrew Mitchell thing might "damage confidence in the police".

It's just maddening isn't it. Was the main thrust of Today this morning but perhaps I was in the shower when one of the presenters addressed this issue.

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 11:29 (ten years ago) link

i dunno, i find the blatant butthurt hypocrisy of it quite amusing. nice to see the veneer of the party of law and order get a few chips in it.

footballer of the future (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 11:31 (ten years ago) link

The party of Law and Order, excluding tax avoidance, death by dangerous driving, Parking fines and speed cameras.

i.e. anything they might conceivably be wanting to get away with.,

Mark G, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 11:32 (ten years ago) link

The thing is Mitchell might not have actually called the plods plebs and effed and blinded and what have you, but everybody believed that he did (ncl. Cameron et al) because it's exactly the sort of thing he might have done

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

It all seems to revolve around the technicality that he didn't use the precise word "pleb". There's no doubt in my mind that he considers himself a higher class citizen than the policeman he yelled at - because the policeman was doing his job, while Mitchell considered himself exempt from the rules, due to being such a Super Fucking Important Dude.

CraigG, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link

... with a famously short fuse

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link

everybody believed that he did (ncl. Cameron et al) because it's exactly the sort of thing he might have done

― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 13:36 (16 minutes ago)

this is just a confirmation bias because 'everybody' ie you and whoever else like you would happily believe he does any nefarious thing you can imagine

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 12:56 (ten years ago) link

Alleged use of the word 'pleb' is exactly what made the story such a big deal though, right? (and so toxic for the Conservatives).

Many guys will try to get your attention by giving a manly stare (bends), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 12:56 (ten years ago) link

this is just a confirmation bias because 'everybody' ie you and whoever else like you would happily believe he does any nefarious thing you can imagine

And you didn't believe it, of course

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link

I think someone points out upthread that he probably would have been better off calling the police 'cunts'.

Many guys will try to get your attention by giving a manly stare (bends), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

the reason most sentient people suspected it was true is because of the two unfeasible scenarios of a minister going postal or a police-orcestrated conspiracy that would leave them open to prosecution, the former is less unfeasible

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link

/orchestrated/

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link

or castrated

Mark G, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link

The transcript of the meeting between Mitchell and the police chiefs is a masterclass of political weedling.

AM: I never called them plebs.
PC: So did the officers lie in their notes?
AM: I'm not saying that.
PC: Well either you're lying now . . .
AM: I'm not!
PC: Or the officers lied.
AM: I'm not saying that. Can we just draw a line under it?

(repeat for 20 pages)

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

Police filling their notes with the-kind-of-thing-that-kind-of-person-would-do is a perennial, so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. And I suppose that's why both Mitchell and the CSs wanted to "draw a line under it", since the reality looks bad for everyone.

Which makes it an odd move tactically for the PM to push it?

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

Work 'may be no way out of poverty'

... I'm showing my age here (and possibly my background) but is this anything new?

British Gas raises prices by 9.2%

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 October 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

of course it's new Tom, up until this month everybody could start a paper round at 14 and after 10 years' hard graft they'd be the Duke of Devonshire

footballer of the future (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 October 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24616801

Argh this is so fucking stupid. a) "Health tourism" is a stupid made-up problem and b) deterring foreigners from using the NHS is de facto a health risk to UK citizens, especially in the event of any future epidemic, when it would be a false economy.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 08:59 (ten years ago) link

c) Could Jeremy Hunt's face be more punchable?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 09:55 (ten years ago) link

Yes, it could be Michael Gove's

stet, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 10:03 (ten years ago) link

has the government had a look down the back of the sofa yet, there could be a few quid there for tax cuts

if i could just chimp in for a moment (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link

nah they'll just blow it on lottery scratch cards

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:05 (ten years ago) link

GO HOME vans resulted in one immigrant leaving the country. May to announce they'll be scrapped.

stet, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:29 (ten years ago) link

how on earth did they find that out - was there a questionnaire?

"What was it that finally made you decide it wasn't worth the hassle? please tick all that apply"

turns out it wasn't that racist then

if i could just chimp in for a moment (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:33 (ten years ago) link

espirit d'escalier: should have said "was there an exit interview"

Somalia just suddenly seemed more appealing.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link

GO HOME vans resulted in one immigrant leaving the country

He'll be back shortly to use the NHS for free though

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link

87% of appeals in Islington were won, jesus.

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24621391

dear Mr Major, i know the energy companies are very naughty people who need telling off, but just maybe the fact that many many people will have to choose between heating and eating this winter has more complex causes, most of which you agree with

if i could just chimp in for a moment (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

I would imagine his main concern is protecting the public purse from increased winter fuel payments rather than uncharacteristic altruism.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

interested in this piece on the arms industry's adverts at westminster tube station and what they mean: http://www.opendemocracy.net/ourkingdom/adam-ramsay/arms-industry-is-advertising-its-vulnerability

Benefit cap 'not encouraging work or saving money'

Oooh what a surprise.

'We do not recognise this report as providing a sound or reliable picture of the reform' (Department for Work and Pensions)

DWP + IDS being renowned for their soundness and reliability of course

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

C#m's linked piece is kind of flawed. BAE System's problem is making sure Joe Public still thinks of them as a British company - probably less than 10% of their business is in the UK - but people still think of their name as being British Aerospace, which it hasn't been for 15 years. The initial pushback against the Queen Elizabeth class being co-awarded to Thales, for example, was palpable. Again, there is a perception (largely untrue) that Thales are a French company and how dare defence money be given to 'the frogs' - usually with a rejoinder about how the French pretty much exclude other nations from their own Government programmes. So by playing up Britishness they hope to get a favourable nod from, as Robin Day famously put it, here-today-gone-tomorrow politicians.

The alleged conversation on the golf course between Mike Turner and Geoff Hoon to thread, obviously.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link

is C#m c sharp major's younger brother?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link

If so, it's a key change...

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link

probably less than 10% of their business is in the UK

What proportion of their manufacturing jobs are in the UK?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

Probably less, at a guess. As noted in the comments after that article there are only about 200,000 defence-related jobs in the UK at the moment - a quick bit of googling suggests BAE Systems total have about 100,000 employees and around half of them belong to BAE Systems Inc (the biggest American subsidiary) alone. BAE SYstems Australia has 5000, BAE Systems Sweden 2000. So less than half total jobs in the UK and I'd guess around a third of those at most are in manufacturing.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

this is fascinating, Aldo, thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_IAI5THd-E

so is russell our leader now then?

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

"our"

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link

russell brand is a spokesperson, not a leader. paxman loathsome

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link

somone said on twitter that own jones and russell should team up to form a new left-wing cosncious young folk, both said they were up for it. i like both guys but they're both a bit, i dunno, childy. esp like what OJ says but RB can come out with some real hokey tosh (don't vote! i'm calling for a revolution!). only thing not voting will do is usher in a brave new 5 yrs more of brutalising the weak

NI, Thursday, 24 October 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link

that "meet the ancestors" body slam on paxman is incredible.

caek, Thursday, 24 October 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

this. seems to be sucking up to him a little then drops the piano on his head

NI you seem very confident that Labour will reconfigure society

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 08:32 (ten years ago) link

Until they cut out the anti-immigration xenophobia there’s no way Labour will be getting my vote next or any time.

Owen Jones is an attack dog really and critisicing him is a bit "fight the real enemy". What he's trying to do is influence the Labour Party but he doesn't seem to have a clue how to get to where he wants to get to from where he is.

Russell Brand is naive as hell but his understanding of the problem is pretty on point.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 October 2013 11:56 (ten years ago) link

I mean the question for anyone on the left is always how they intend to get from where we are to the society you want to create, taking into account ferocious vested interests and the danger of destablising everything in the meantime. Until we have a politician with the vision to answer that then the current woeful Labour Party is all we're going to get.

Going the other way, Thatcher crashed the economy in the early 80s and may well have been voted out had it not been for North Sea Oil + Falklands so it's not like completely reconfiguring a society is easy even for rightists.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link

that "meet the ancestors" body slam on paxman is incredible.

― caek, Thursday, 24 October 2013 03:44 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this. seems to be sucking up to him a little then drops the piano on his head

NI you seem very confident that Labour will reconfigure society

― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 08:32 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"How can you be so flippant......?"

Well, watch what you ask for: Ouch!

Mark G, Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link

I don't really expect Russell Brand to have a solution to the fundamental political problems of our era but something something revolution isn't it. Still it's nice that he's out there even if he does sometimes sound like someone in the chillout room of Brixton Megadog in 1993.

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:31 (ten years ago) link

*chortles*

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

That said, this is a good takedown:

http://lustigletter.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/russell-brand-not-only-daft-but.html?spref=tw

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link

no it's the pompous windbaggery of a cunt

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link

& is in fact far more dangerous than anything Brand's said as it apologises for prolonging the voter-voted dichotomy

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link

i'm by no means a brand cheerleader (can't bring myself to watch the 10min interview or read the zillion-word unedited screed tbh) but that lustig blog is pure distilled establishment reactionary that makes me want to shout NO, YOU HAVE FOBBED US OFF WITH THIS BULLSHIT ENOUGH, YOUR TIME IS DONE

lex pretend, Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link

^

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

it's also snobbish & dismissive

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

ya. comparing our current electoral situation to one in which black south africans could vote for the anc is ermmm a little bit disingenuous at least. i'm really not sure what him or paxman are looking for from brand. why isn't a call to organise a valid starting point?

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link

The question is: organise what? When pressed by Paxman on what exactly he would do, RB fell back on our old friend Communism, which has repeatedly proven so successful over the last century.

In other words, he has a great grasp of the problem but I'm not convinced that he has a feasible solution.

I don't really expect Russell Brand to have a solution to the fundamental political problems of our era

^ this

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link

http://www.channel4.com/news/russell-brand-jeremy-paxman-anti-capitalist-revolution-bbc

^^^ This is better.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link

this is quite a serious discussion about a new statesman piece that talks about nothing in particular

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link

"To genuinely make a difference, we must become different; make the tiny, longitudinal shift. Meditate, direct our love indiscriminately and our condemnation exclusively at those with power. Revolt in whatever way we want, with the spontaneity of the London rioters, with the certainty and willingness to die of religious fundamentalists or with the twinkling mischief of the trickster. We should include everyone, judging no one, without harming anyone."

So how does RB propose people make like rioters or 9/11 bombers "without harming anyone"?

xps i don't disagree marcello, but neither paxman or lustig seem particularly interested in the problem that he's grasped and that he's providing a v rare mainstream voice for. lots of people are thinking hard about the question of what kinds of organisation would be suitable and adequate for this kind of far left project - e.g. http://novaramedia.com/2013/07/turn-out-dont-burn-out-four-suggested-projects/ - and if brand can be someone who helps people see that this kind of thing is happening, then, gr8.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link

It's all a bit Let's Levitate the Pentagon

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link

NI you seem very confident that Labour will reconfigure society

― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, October 24, 2013 8:32 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you read too much into it, i'm at least confident labour won't continue hammering the poor & weak in favour of their rich mates in londontown, or at least to the same degree. this really need to spelled out?

NI, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link

Yvette Cooper said this week that a Labour government wouldn't repeal the coalition's Immigration Act. So she and they can go fuck themselves. I think this isn't being spelt out enough.

what should i do to get the immigration act repealed?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

my options currently appears to be:
- vote for someone
- don't vote
- shag russell brand

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link

or moan about russell brand's audacity to write a shit article on new statesman

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

It's a bamboozlement, for sure.

i'm at least confident labour won't continue hammering the poor & weak in favour of their rich mates in londontown

I thought they were promising to be tougher on Welfare?

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

with the certainty and willingness to die of religious fundamentalists

This is a thoroughly bizarre line.

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

we should also judge no one which should really include politicians

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link

The whole paragraph is a shocker really. After saying several things that are true but were widely discussed during Occupy and similar post-2008 movements, he kind of craps out at the end. I'm surprised he's had such a glowing reception for this.

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:04 (ten years ago) link

i'm at least confident labour won't continue hammering the poor & weak in favour of their rich mates in londontown, or at least to the same degree.

THEY'VE GOT MY VOTE

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link

"A New Britain In Which Government Doesn't Continue to Hammer the Poor and Weak to the Same Degree"

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link

the main political action that anybody can take thru our electoral system today is to deny the existing parties credibility by not supporting them

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

the main political action that anybody can take thru our electoral system today is to deny the existing parties credibility by not supporting them

this hasn't stopped them acting as if they have credibility for the past decade-plus

(i completely agree)

lex pretend, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

neither paxman or lustig seem particularly interested in the problem that he's grasped and that he's providing a v rare mainstream voice for

^^this is the crux of the matter really - i don't even consider paxman a particularly awful example of the establishment but it's telling that even he can't seem to understand the problem

brand himself is a hugely flawed figure of course (MISOGYNY ALERT x a milli, for starters) but christ knows having these ideas injected into the mainstream can't be a bad thing, as eye-rolly as the presentation might be

lex pretend, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

paxman is a particularly awful example of the establishment

Snipers as a breed tend to be supercilious (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link

i more or less hate Brand but i respect him to a degree for at least attempting to use his public presence to talk about this

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

‘Labour will be tougher than the Tories when it comes to slashing the benefits bill, Rachel Reeves, the new shadow work and pensions secretary, has insisted in her first interview since winning promotion in Ed Miliband’s frontbench reshuffle.

The 34-year-old Reeves, who is seen by many as a possible future party leader, said that under Labour the long-term unemployed would not be able to “linger on benefits” for long periods but would have to take up a guaranteed job offer or lose their state support.

Snipers as a breed tend to be supercilious (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

what are "these ideas" though really aside from "fight the war fuck the norm" which we already got from zach de la rocha in the 90s

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, agree tho don't hate him just can't discern what his talent is (xxxp)

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

not sure if brand does even more damage by appearing as a the sort of lefty a right-winger would caricature. i mean that was basically his role on newsnight, as a caricature.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

it's one of the tragedies of being a lefty that most of us are open to caricature to some degree, when we talk about political beliefs

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

caricature is inherently reactionary and we'd do well to avoid it

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

probably same for a righty tbf

xpost

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

Where oh where are the easily-caricaturable right-wingers?

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

^^

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

righties happily caricature themselves

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

can't imagine any reductive cartoon posture that a Peter Hitchens wdn't happily adopt

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

Where oh where are the easily-caricaturable right-wingers?

in government

lex pretend, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

anyway, the fact that someone has to be famous to be left wing on newsnight is problematic in itself. the fact that someone has to be utterly removed from politics (with no likelihood of ever being seriously involved in it) to even espouse notions of simple idealism like eg "equality" on bbc.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

i think the main problem is that we've all become victims of the in house drive-by

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

they say "jump", and we'd say, "how high?"

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

anyway, the fact that someone has to be famous to be left wing on newsnight is problematic in itself. the fact that someone has to be utterly removed from politics (with no likelihood of ever being seriously involved in it) to even espouse notions of simple idealism like eg "equality" on bbc.

― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, October 24, 2013 3:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

painfully otm

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

because those notions are deemed the notions of a rockstar, not a politician.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link

I mean the biggest problem the British left has right now is not one of emotional resonance or even economic understanding but a more nebulous "credibility". Obviously the question that follows is "credibility with WHO?" are eventually the people able to bestow that credibility will die off or be seen as irrelevant but yeah it would be better to have these arguments brought into the mainstream by people who don't come over as overgrown children.

You could argue that they're in the mainstream anyway, and that it's the BBC that's behind here.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

as one grows up one comes to accept that the poor will always need grinding

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

no they can grind themmselves.

Mark G, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

the rich upgrade to grindr premium

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

xp No that's not true. You do get left-wing politicians and pundits on Newsnight, albeit drawn from a small pool. They used to employ Paul Mason, ffs, who specialised in covering this stuff.

Brand just proves that a celebrity delivering vague yet stirring we-can-build-a-better-world rhetoric generates more buzz than an activist or union rep trying to get to grips with the details. Of course it's exciting if you sound like a randy cockney version of the guy at the beginning of Kick Out the Jams.

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

but yes when you realise that everything you have and own is based on someone else suffering you have pretty much the choice of
1 accepting it
2 denying it happens and do nothing
3 denying it happens and pretend to be doing something about it
4 give all your stuff away

i think voting for whoever/not voting all lie within 1-3 of that spectrum

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

a lot of activists and union reps are not really offering radical alternatives to the status quo tbf

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

Where's Francis Rossi when we need him?

"Living on an Island" is not only a number one jam but a pretty acute pisstake of UK2K13 tbh

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

hang on, some people really believe that a labour govt would have been worse than the coalition? and that all the recent cross-party arguments about austerity, taxation, etc was a big ruse to get them back so they can stamp *even* harder on the poor than the right? this kind of patter belongs on youtube comments, not here.

sure, labour aren't this knight in shining armour who'll completely save the country but they're the best option and if you really think folding your arms in a big sulk and not voting and letting the tories gallop all over us is the best option we have then pm me, ive got a one way ticket to toytown with your name on it

what was that quote i read the other day, re:'one no better than the other’ logic: "such false equivalencies are beloved by the lazy, the aloof, the cowardly."

NI, Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

oh, that's why these cunts keep moving further and further to the right

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

still, at least they're less aggressively racist/classist than the Tories

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

feel ashamed about sulking now

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

it's okay russell will cuddle you better

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna post some Labour party policies so i cd be sarcastic about them but i can't find any

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

they invited me to Get Involved tho which was nice

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

oh and there was a bunch of stuff about setting up a British Investment Bank which shd do dynamite on the doorsteps

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

i think ilx needs to start a new party

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

so, what's on the list for an ideal government?
1 fair society
2 inclusive society
3 make lots of cash as a nation (is this important?)
4 do the above without fucking over other nations (yes? possible?)

3 seems to be the driving force of a lot of the negative stuff

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link

5. Also don't fuck over future generations / penguins

poor fishless bastard (Zora), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

BUILD SOME FUCKING HOUSES

Alba, Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

Labour win Dunfermline from the SNP for Holyrood. http://www.scottishelections.org.uk/scotland/hby/dunfermline.php

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Friday, 25 October 2013 08:19 (ten years ago) link

From a by-election caused by the imprisonment of the former SNP candidate for being a serial wife beater, so I wouldn't read too much into it

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 08:28 (ten years ago) link

Welllllll if a Tory got thrown into pris for something similar, it wouldn't change the electorate in that constit.

Mark G, Friday, 25 October 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link

Think a few more might vote UKIP but you could be right. Also this story was all over the Scottish press for months on end, questions in Parliament, the lot - even if no-one in England has heard of it.

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 10:00 (ten years ago) link

What is this 'Scotland' of which you speak?

Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 25 October 2013 11:14 (ten years ago) link

Well it used to be part of something called the United Kingdom (I know, silly name) until they had a referendum sometime next year

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

Also, having relatives in the area, I understand the Labour candidate's major policy was to run a consultation of keeping three schools open and this is what most locals think won her the election.

The same three schools she voted to close when she was in the council back in May this year, separately voted against an SNP effort to have a public consultation on, and ridiculed parents petitioning for the decision to be reviewed as single issue local nutters in the press.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

She sounds tailor made for politics.

grown-arsed man (onimo), Friday, 25 October 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

Something we started that might interest some on this thread: https://www.facebook.com/spoilyourvoteuk

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 28 October 2013 11:56 (ten years ago) link

Looks like the government has lost its appeal over the Poundland/workfare thing, which makes this the second time in two days they've lost an appeal on some back-of-a-fag-packet policy that turned out to be totally illegal.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:08 (ten years ago) link

What was the other one?

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:08 (ten years ago) link

Something we started that might interest some on this thread: https://www.facebook.com/spoilyourvoteuk

― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 28 October 2013 11:56 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aw I was gonna put something like this into my novel :D

Good idea but I think it could go further. How, I don't know.

light will have borne the eternal thing (imago), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:10 (ten years ago) link

The other one was the failed Lewisham Hospital appeal.

Conflicted about spoilt ballot papers, on one hand you're protesting about the legitimacy of the system, on the other hand are there really no smaller parties that overlap with most of your views - Socialist/Green/whatever? Not voting for minority parties you broadly agree with further delegitimises the system by entrenching the power of the main parties.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link

I got involved with the Young Greens and was overwhelmed by how a) useless they were and b) interested in themselves as politically ambitious individuals they were

light will have borne the eternal thing (imago), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:16 (ten years ago) link

That's the same with the youth wing of any political party dude.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:19 (ten years ago) link

The system is already manifestly illegitimate and does not require saving, obv

light will have borne the eternal thing (imago), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:20 (ten years ago) link

I mean the real issue is that millions of people don't vote because they don't feel represented by the main parties. Not to suggest that they're an amorophous mass, but if the free market actually worked then something would have arisen to represent those voters - outside of UKIP/EDL right-wing populism.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link

Is it just my own hypersensitivity or am I right to be annoyed about government agencies in 'defiant' mode after, say, High Court or Supreme Court decisions against them? Way to set an example to law-abiding hardworking people, eh?

hatcat marnell (suzy), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link

Wow look at the DWP Twitter feed right now.

@dwppressoffice 42m
We’re pleased that Supreme Court has unanimously upheld our right to require claimants to take part in programmes which help them into work

@dwppressoffice 42m
Esther McVey: we’ve always said it was ridiculous to say that our schemes amounted to forced labour - yet again we have won this argument
Expand

@dwppressoffice 41m
Supreme Court confirms DWP is able to require claimants to take part in employment programmes that will help them into jobs

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:45 (ten years ago) link

even if you are in favour of this transparently vile scheme you still ought to be dismayed by the dwp actively propagandizing for policies rather than just implementing them

Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link

I think that's one of those do-I-agree-with-them? things. ISTR the Dept of Health losing some initial battles over setting up the NHS, and I'd be happy if they were defiant/propagandizing over that.

But I'm stretched to agree w/myself here, because they're being manifest cunts.

stet, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:51 (ten years ago) link

I mean, it's understandable for the government minister of the day to adhere to party line, but I object when what are supposed to be impartial civil servants post clearly partisan things on social media, or mouth off in statements.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link

Gove

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BX0AKVdIQAA4v1i.png

lex pretend, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:07 (ten years ago) link

the conservative party in its current incarnation is less interested in adhering to constituional or informal convention and more concerned with rationalizing leadership structures, the trad civil service is sclerotic and requires streamlining via a biddable hierarchy who force things through institutional inertia, if the career functionaries don't agree with what their doing then get someone from the private sector who does

there's short odds on a single article or op-ed or even a shitty blog in the times telegraph etc objecting to the dwp street-teaming this

Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:08 (ten years ago) link

long odds obv

Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link

Your knowledge of probability qualifies you for a job in the Cabinet.

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:14 (ten years ago) link

gonna draw a box on my ballot paper, write 'nakhchivan' next to it, then ✓

light will have borne the eternal thing (imago), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

next thing we know britain is constitutionally subject to azerbaijan

light will have borne the eternal thing (imago), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

there's a lot of uk interest in azerbaijan right now, friendly caspian autocracy with petrochem supply that isn't russian or arab

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2013/sep/19/bp-azerbaijan-100bn-dollars-gas-deal/print

Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link

hatcat marnell (suzy) wrote this on thread DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era on board I Love Everything on 30-Oct-2013

I mean, it's understandable for the government minister of the day to adhere to party line, but I object when what are supposed to be impartial civil servants post clearly partisan things on social media, or mouth off in statements.

aldi young dudes (suzy) wrote this on thread DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era on board I Love Everything on 25-Jul-2013

For those too lazy to click:
a friend complained about the #racistvan; her report is well worth a read:
"I just spoke to the Home Office via their text-callback service about the 'GO HOME OR FACE ARREST' billboards. Very interesting conversation with the woman working there: she recorded my complaint, warned me that notes of complaint via that route were being binned and quietly gave me the official Home Office complaints address: Home Office, Direct Communications Unit, 2 Marsham Street, London SW1P 4DF.
"Then she told me she and her colleagues felt the message was counterproductive and would increase fear, making it less possible for destitute migrants or people who might want to claim asylum to approach the HO for help - and she said she'd raised this with the PCS and was hopeful that the union would respond. So, in summary, even the Home Office's own staff don't want to deal with the fallout of this campaign."

the latter of these, if one is to focus on what is or isn't a 'civil servant's job', is a far more egregious breach of what is expected/acceptable.

like stet said, i think- depends on whether or not you agree with the implementation/design issue at hand.

a public/civil servant who won't go to bat for their own department's policy has an admirable lack of concern for their prospects of continued service.

drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

You don't really need the difference between those two instances explained to you, do you? And no, it has nothing to do with which of them you agree with.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:13 (ten years ago) link

Conflicted about spoilt ballot papers, on one hand you're protesting about the legitimacy of the system, on the other hand are there really no smaller parties that overlap with most of your views - Socialist/Green/whatever? Not voting for minority parties you broadly agree with further delegitimises the system by entrenching the power of the main parties.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, October 30, 2013 10:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I got involved with the Young Greens and was overwhelmed by how a) useless they were and b) interested in themselves as politically ambitious individuals they were

― light will have borne the eternal thing (imago), Wednesday, October 30, 2013 10:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What we're most concerned with are people who don't go out and vote. When only 12% of 18-25 y/os voted in the last election it means they get the shortest shrift when it comes to government decisions. If (especially) younger voters are seen to be indifferent to policy, there's not really much in the way of defending against huge rises in tuition fees and other such rubbish. If all 6m who didn't vote (through apathy, disgust, indifference, insecurity or otherwise) either went out and picked a candidate or spoilt their ballot, at least it would be counted. Not sure what it would achieve, but it would be significant enough for people to take notice and question where things are right now.

AFAIK there aren't really a whole lot of left-wing or alternative parties in my area. It also feels (to me) that many of the ones that are out there come across as rather ineffective, too bogged down in lefty infighting, old-school "comradery" and CCCP-esque imagery to present a serious challenge to the mainstream parties. Asking for equality and fairness shouldn't be seen as a radical or dangerous idea, but the more pompous and doctrinaire the left becomes, the more it pushes people away.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:17 (ten years ago) link

Essentially what we're saying is - you don't have to choose a side if you don't want to, but you do have the option of spoiling your vote, which in a democratic system is better than not voting at all.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link

Darragh, you clearly have a reading and comprehension problem wrt my posts above:

I am not alone in being fed up with inappropriately snarky or 'defiant' outbursts by public servants who ignore an obligation to conduct themselves in a non-divisive, professional manner when dealing with members of the public they serve. Some of the worst examples take place on social media, where people are tweeting in an official capacity, for all to see.

The Home Office worker in your second grab was giving a caller the correct by-the-book information, rather than directing that caller in a disingenuous way so their complaint would disappear. She may have commiserated with the caller in so doing, but her actions and directions were correct and honest: whenever there is a media push around 'illegal migrants' it only creates fear, uncertainty and doubt amongst those of us who have migrated here to live. It can be measured in polls of those affected. There's also the small matter of the complainant's perspective in relating the conversation.

As to the voting thing, Labour need only look at its reduced majority post-Iraq if they really want to know where all the votes went.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

Also only an idiot would fail to recognise the difference between one employee going privately off-message and the government effectively changing the remit of the institution so its job is to street-team partisan policies and spread deliberate face-saving misinformation. Obviously this happened under Labour as well but has arguably become worse as the importance of social media has grown.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link

I've never voted in a general election. Even way back in the day when I was a least a little interested in who was going to govern the country voting would have been pointless because of the constituency in which I live. Even in '97 when Blair was sweeping the nation the Conservatives won by more than 24% over the LibDems here. I probably would have voted under PR at some point in the last 20 years. Now, I'm not so sure.

pandemic, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link

I object when what are supposed to be impartial civil servants post clearly partisan things on social media, or mouth off in statements.

"Impartiality" in the civil service is not about not taking sides, but about supporting the government of the day regardless of their political persuasion or policies. Supporting policies you disagree with goes with the job.

This line does cloud things though

"You must not:
• act in a way that unjustifiably favours or discriminates against particular individuals or interests."

Dunno how you do that and impartially implement government policy when the policy favours and/or discriminates.

grown-arsed man (onimo), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

Support as in 'provide administrative structure' - fine. Partisan notions of support, eg 'that's my team', not so much.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

My prob is that the constituency I'm in is shared with a town that I've only ever visited once and involves a reasonable drive through country lanes to get to.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

Well yes and no, even in the press office you support the government, not necessarily the party in power, so there are limits to what you can and can't support even then, especially if Tory policy clashes with coalition policy, or you're promoting a policy that won't come into force until after the election.

This is a slightly dodgy one because govt policy has been shown to be illegal, and the aim of the communications is solely to make it look like the govt hasn't lost the case.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link

@Ed_Miliband
Red sox champions in 2004, 2007 and now 2013. First time winning world series at home since 1918 #redsox

mookieproof, Thursday, 31 October 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link

He's a big US sports fan and went to school in Boston for a time.

grown-arsed man (onimo), Thursday, 31 October 2013 10:18 (ten years ago) link

Boston, Lincolnshire

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 31 October 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link

Grant Shapps writes to Ed Miliband urging him to "condemn" tactics alleged to have been used by Unite union against Ineos

Cunts.

Matt DC, Thursday, 31 October 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link

If Mili has any sense, he'll ignore that cretin. It still amazes me that his lovely older brother (the one in Big Audio Dynamite) shares genetic material with such a flaming arsehole.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Thursday, 31 October 2013 11:07 (ten years ago) link

it's the senior managers from Ineos who are the real victims here *wipes away tear*

I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Thursday, 31 October 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link

the one in Big Audio Dynamite

Come again?

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 31 October 2013 12:08 (ten years ago) link

Wikip has it that Mick Jones is his cousin.

Mark G, Thursday, 31 October 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link

Ah!

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 31 October 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link

Not voting for minority parties you broadly agree with further delegitimises the system by entrenching the power of the main parties.

Exactly. Voting for any party involves taking a leap and accepting that they'll disappoint you in some ways but it's worth supporting them because you share broad values. And that doesn't mean voting Labour if that sticks in your craw - there are other options.

I'm in Athens at the moment reporting on the Greek political situation and it makes more extreme claims itt about the "illegitimacy" of UK democracy look silly tbh. In Greece the disillusioned young left have the courage to make a choice, whether that be Syriza or the non-voting anarchists. Of course the political culture is very different, and perhaps only a desperate situation makes such choices both available and necessary.

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 31 October 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link

xps Grant's older brother Adrian Shapps plays with his cousin in BAD.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Thursday, 31 October 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link

Andre Shapps hasn't been in BAD for sixteen years, and only joined in the "Big Audio" era, post-BAD II.

ͼѾͽ (sic), Thursday, 31 October 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

Oops, André. Been years since I've seen him - he was friends with an ex-ILXor. Now he's some sort of pierced steampunk.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Thursday, 31 October 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

Poor sod... being Grant Shapps' brother that is, not being a pierced steampunk, though now you come to mention it

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

Does he ever get mistaken for Grant?

Mark G, Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

André has a ridiculous handlebar moustache and bifurcated beard these days, so maybe not so much.

Teenage Grant went to BBYO (B'nai B'rith Youth Organization) leadership camp with my good high school friend L. Both of them have Famous Musician cousins. They were pen/friends for about five years, even through a massive accident that nearly killed him, but when she moved here to live a few years back, she contacted him (he was an MP by then, but wasn't yet famous for being a massive chode). His response was basically 'who are you?' so I guess the rest of his bellendry has to be completely in character.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link

Voting for any party involves taking a leap and accepting that they'll disappoint you in some ways but it's worth supporting them because you share broad values. And that doesn't mean voting Labour if that sticks in your craw - there are other options.

a) all of the major UK parties have more broad values in common with each other than they have in common with any voter who doesn't believe in the current economic and political status quo. none of said parties are committed to or apparently interested in making any meaningful changes to the status quo.

b) there are no other options in the majority of constituencies during a general election.

defending the existing political system is to make a claim that it is plausibly going to deliver changes needed to make the UK less destructive of human and environmental resources. fine if that's what you believe. please stop patronisingly pretending it's the only game in town.

Can swimming get any worse than Hero & Leander? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 November 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link

on the other hand, ignore me because i've decided i'm not going to argue the toss with defenders of the political status quo any more, it makes me either more radge or more depressed than i wanna be.

Can swimming get any worse than Hero & Leander? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 November 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link

I'm as cynical as anyone but why not vote Green? Given executive power they would end up as bad as anyone but until that point the more representation they have, the more they can influence the political dialogue in (imo) a good way.

snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Saturday, 2 November 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link

I was considering spoiling my ballot at the last election, but when I got to the polling station I was too embarrassed and just voted for the Labour candidate.

I'd be worried about spoiling it in the 'wrong' way, I think. I remember this older trot guy I knew when I was at university telling me how he'd written 'FOUR BOSSES' LACKEYS' on his ballot, but I'd feel too awkward to do that, I'd be worried that my self-consciousness would somehow show through in the way that I wrote it, and would be obvious to whoever counted the ballot.

lol well at least older trot guy had satisfaction of backing the winner

In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 2 November 2013 11:48 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24850921

On Newsnight last month, presenter Jeremy Paxman berated comedian Russell Brand, who has urged revolution and non-participation in elections, for not bothering to vote.

But Paxman later admitted he did not vote in a recent election "because I thought the choice so unappetising".

Mark G, Thursday, 7 November 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

Green's policies are relatively sound, but they're, uh, they're the Green Party. They seriously need an image overhaul, possibly a name change, if they ever want to get a majority on their side.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Thursday, 7 November 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link

This whole 'Brand owned Paxman on Newsnight' thing bothers me a bit. Why does everything have to be about slamming people down all the time? I figured Paxo was pretty much in agreeing with Brand on a number of points, but it's his job to challenge his interviewees and ask them tough questions.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

to what do you relate Pingu Unchained

conrad, Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

Uh, what? In general?

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

Why does everything have to be about slamming people down all the time?

They seriously need an image overhaul, possibly a name change, if they ever want to get a majority on their side.

aren't you arguing against yourself a bit here?

. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

i say this not in a snippy way but as illustration of how easy unconscious doublethink is re: the democratic process

. (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

when your party is too niche and indie for even ilx to get on board you got problems

midwife christless (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link

Hi NV, not sure how these two things relate? One's about how people perceived the Brand vs Paxo debate, i.e as an argument rather than a discussion. the other's about the Green Party as a brand and how they're generally perceived as the hippie tree-hugging party despite having a much wider and more sound remit than simply concentrating on environmental issues. I just think they could do with a look at themselves if they're going to be the major alternative for mainstream left wing voters.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 08:54 (ten years ago) link

you're talking about perceptions and not politics?

no doubt people campaigning in elections need to get their policies and messages out as clearly as possible to largest possible number of people. when you step into the realm of "branding" and "image" then you're entering the kind of apolitical popularity contest that lies at the heart of the dissatisfaction with the existing system that Brand (amongst lots of others, i'd prefer to keep him out of it as a celebrity voice) is articulating

no political party's "problem" is that their image isn't right - that just leads to trying to win a game you shouldn't be playing in the first place. tbh when the Green Party adopted a formal leader in this country it felt like a bullshit concession to ad agency politics to me

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 09:02 (ten years ago) link

I don't think the notion that the greens are perceived as hippie tree-huggers is particularly accurate, actually. I think they are condescended-to and largely ignored by mass media, but equally they are pretty dreadful at communicating their message. This is possibly partly down to having no money - even the BNP and something I've never heard of called the Christian Party received more in donations at the last election, so having even the very modest success they've had is quite an achievement.

The British public are, I believe, largely sympathetic to environmental issues in a kind of airy theoretical way. There's a reason Cameron draped himself in green policies before the last election. The problem arises when you ask people to make concrete changes to their way of life. But what I'm getting at is that I really don't think branding is the issue.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 09:48 (ten years ago) link

tbh when the Green Party adopted a formal leader in this country it felt like a bullshit concession to ad agency politics to me

but it also arguably resulted in raising caroline lucas's profile to a level where she was able to get elected to parliament, and i think that as such she's doing an amazing job. and then once she got elected, she gave up the leadership and now a second person might get the same boost in an election. a smart move campaignwise but also somewhat of a rejection of the leadership concept?

gotta lol geir (NickB), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:01 (ten years ago) link

ha i wasn't totally aware of that Nick. that's quite savvy, maybe?

there's a whole area here about playing the game, entryism, using the tools at your disposal, the ends justifying the means, etc

i guess to be fully honest i shd confess that i have very little (okay, no) faith in the capacity of the parliamentary system to make the changes i think the world needs, and that i think it is better to be honest in political campaigning than to use the kind of semi-honesty involved in PR, marketing etc even for "noble" ends, and that, like Matt, i strongly doubt that a party that was honest about the kind of socioeconomic changes that the world needs will be able to win anything like an influential base within a coalition government, never mind a workable majority

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link

and also that parties should be based on the political convictions of their members and do their utmost to win other people to their cause, not focus group themselves into enough votes to be in gov at any cost

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:17 (ten years ago) link

Been writing this between calls all morning so sorry if it reads a bit wonky, but...

Branding is a loaded term I guess. I think Matt's a bit closer to what I'm getting at. Even though I advocate ballot-spoiling over not voting at all, ideally I'd prefer to believe in and vote for something if that something seemed like a viable option. Looking at the Green Party's policies, they're the closest that fall in line with my own beliefs. I'm sure a lot of other people I know - including those who don't vote, either through apathy, disillusionment or disinterest - could be tempted to vote Green if they checked out their policies. But I know why they don't, and it's largely down to perception. Either they see the Greens as a one-issue party (which they're not), or that they exude a kind of specialist agenda associated with free-spiritism/activism/airiness that doesn't gel with everyone's outlook.

The Green Party kind of remind me of my local gig venue. It's run by a really nice old chap, an ex-Pink Floyd roadie, who cares about his community and the local music scene more than anything else in the world and yet can't seem to figure out why fewer and fewer people are coming to his club, but the answer's glaringly obvious - it's a hippie dive. Well over ten years ago he decked it out in brightly-painted motifs, pictures of dancing figures, ravey day-glo tribal patterns etc. It was a bit old fashioned even then, even if it did fit in with the character of the place and some of the people who went there (Dreadzone and Zion Train still make regular appearances). But shit, if it looked old-fashioned then, it's positively anachronistic now. The town is booming with young people, many of whom are interested in live music and forming bands and yet the club's having serious trouble bringing in these new audiences. The owner puts it down to the smoking ban, the popularity of the X-Factor, the recession, people being more interested in pubs and clubs than live music, people not being interested in their scene any more, a lack of quality bands etc - all of which I'm sure are contributing factors to a lack of door sales; but ask anyone under 25 why they don't visit the place and they'll tell you it's because it's a hole. They're embarrassed to go there. The fluorescent paint is peeling off the walls, the floor's covered in gum, and it simply doesn't factor into the mindset and aesthetic of someone born after 1990. The problem is no one's got the heart to tell the owner this, because it's his club and he's put his heart and soul into it (and besides, he hasn't got the money to redecorate anyway so pointing out this elephant in the room would be pointless).

Anyway, forgive the extended analogy, but since the guy used to be a Green rep in our area, I've always seen them as having similar image problems - heart's in the right place, but more has to be done, somehow, to get people from outside the immediate circle to support them. It's not about selling out their values, but it is about trying to appeal to more people by saying 'hey, you don't like the way things are; you're against the major parties and their policies and fibs; these are our policies - you agree with a lot of them, so why not vote for them?. We're not just about fracking and recycling and wearing camo; and we represent a SERIOUS alternative to the status quo, not a fringe party or a protest vote or a waste of time'.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 11:33 (ten years ago) link

problem with your analogy is that the green party got their highest ever share of the vote at the last election and got an mp for the first time. they're on the up afaict

gotta lol geir (NickB), Friday, 8 November 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link

That's really good to hear, I'm pleased and I hope it continues. I still think more people would be up for getting on board with the Greens if they heard about their policies and saw them in a slightly different light. You could blame apathy on behalf of voters, but not everyone thinks to take it on themselves to check out every party's policies before they decide whether or not to vote. I still think a lot of people are put off voting Green for personal or aesthetic rather than rational reasons.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link

Think the Greens probably lose out more to the age-old "they'll never win, it's a wasted vote" problem then they do to being viewed as hippie skanks.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 12:17 (ten years ago) link

yeah that too, but it hasn't hurt UKIP.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link

Yeah but UKIP voters are predominantly fuckwits not renowned for their pragmatism. Also they've been very good at presenting themselves as a party with momentum in their favour.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 12:21 (ten years ago) link

UKIP don't have an MP tbf

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 12:21 (ten years ago) link

which i think is quite telling about how much their potential core support really cares

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link

I still think a lot of people are put off voting Green for personal or aesthetic rather than rational reasons.

i think you might be right but my response tends to be "fuck all y'all then" which i admit probably isn't helpful

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link

There's also the question of the extent to which the Greens will benefit from the collapse of the LibDem protest vote.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

if that means that all their newsletters have a "Labour/Conservatives Can't Win Here" image at the top then please god no

meant to post about that Lib Dem meme before, says it all really, party of principle and conviction eh?

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 12:31 (ten years ago) link

For all their momentum etc, UKIP have never come close to getting a seat in a general election. They do well in the European elections because British people hate Europe.

snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Friday, 8 November 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link

xposts to NV hehe, it's righteous but no it's not helpful. especially considering the number of people i talk to online and IRL who hold beliefs and opinions and have standards about their way of life but do not vote because they're scared off by the very idea of politics. when voting time comes, i'm always surprised at how many people say 'well i'm not voting because i don't feel i know enough about politics to vote', and i have to say to them that while they stay at home, there are dozens of right-wing arseholes voting for the BNP and UKIP.

I truly believe that the realm of politics needs to be made accessible to everyone in order for elections to work and for democracy to represent an overall picture of the country rather than the vested interests of an active elite of richer, older voters. It's why, despite certain flaws, I'm very pleased Russel Brand's been putting his oar in because at least he's drawing attention to the subject and bringing them to a wider audience.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, the LibDems have always been this weird collection of wet Tories, classical Liberals and social democrats who were queasy about Labour's authoritarian instincts, and that did bear out in the opportunism of their campaigning (plus the constant tension between economic and social liberalism) but we shouldn't be in any doubt by now which side has won.

Every party has these faultlines to some extent but it's more pronounced in the LibDems than pretty much any other party, although Labour come close.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

The alienated right are consistently better at committing to a minority party, whether it's the BNP or UKIP, and therefore getting attention than the alienated left, whose disillusionment tends to translate into not voting at all and therefore, under the current system, rendering themselves invisible. Occupy was a great attempt to have an impact outside the electoral system though. It stands to reason that a party of the far left or right probably won't get any MPs except in unusual constituencies but they can change the political conversation and nudge the mainstream parties.

Deafening silence (DL), Friday, 8 November 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link

it is about trying to appeal to more people by saying 'hey, you don't like the way things are; you're against the major parties and their policies and fibs; these are our policies - you agree with a lot of them, so why not vote for them?. We're not just about fracking and recycling and wearing camo; and we represent a SERIOUS alternative to the status quo, not a fringe party or a protest vote or a waste of time'.

^^^^ 100%. The Green party's lack of engagement with the political process is enraging, given their mostly agreeable policies. I'm not asking for Saatchi & Saatchi, but an acknowledgement that they're a political party and not a pressure group would be helpful. It was the professional campaigning and the move away from the dreadlocks-and-drum-circles image that won the seat at the last electon. (At least that's my understanding - is that right, Brighton posters?)

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link

The alienated right, whether American or British, have no problem getting attention because of their contrariness/racism/authoritarian love for staying on-message with a few simple ideas.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link

I would suggest that the right's willingness to turn disallusion into votes, and the left's reluctance to do the same, is a negative rather than a positive. It may or may not be tru that the current system cannot bring meaningful change (I believe it can, given it has in the past) but until a left-leaning party gives it a proper go in the 21c we'll never find out.

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link

The alienated right have no problem voting because every major party in this country espouses views they're mostly comfortable with

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link

It may or may not be tru that the current system cannot bring meaningful change (I believe it can, given it has in the past)

i think the Labour government of 1945 has to be viewed as an historical anomaly brought about by a set of circumstances which will never cohere again. that's before i even think about whether said government did anything to arrest or ameliorate the advancement of capitalism and its ongoing destruction of human potential

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link

i know i get apocalyptic when it's better to be pragmatic but i think a lot of "pragmatists" shd take a long hard think about how little improvement in the way our society works has been bought at the expense of how much continued diversion of the world's natural and human resources into the hands of a very privileged micro-minority, and look at the direction the gap continues to move in, and wonder whether they aren't being just a tiny bit played

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link

I like the idea of ballot spoiling rather than not turning up at the polling station at all, but I think that any movement that promotes it should not just say 'spoil your paper' so that people simply write obscenities or scribble over the paper randomly. Rather, the movement should encourage people to write the message NONE OF THE ABOVE, neatly and simply. That way, the participants are making clear that they do want to participate in the political process, it is simply that they do not believe that any of the candidates will act in their interests.

If the movement became successful, just in one constituency...hell, even one ward in a local election, and the number of NONE OF THE ABOVE papers exceeded the number of votes for the most successful candidate then that would make people sit up and take notice. And I don't think the 'winning' candidate could be said to have a mandate.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 8 November 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link

^^^ this, basically

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link

They'd only sit up and take notice if it looked likely that those who spoiled their papers could be organised into voting consistently. If it just looked like inchoate dissatisfaction then widespread spoiling would offer no meaningful threat, or even nudge.

Tim, Friday, 8 November 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link

it's not so much a threat i think as at least not handing the stick to the cunt that's beating you

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link

I guess ultimately I don't believe that either (a) the major parties in the UK are functionally identical or (b) a mass campaign of spoiling would lead to fundamental system change.

Tim, Friday, 8 November 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link

You know, I was all ready to go with the Greens in the next election. Then I read this. And that was the end of that.

(I also don't get too het up about the sanctity of my vote legitimising people I don't believe in wholeheartedly, if one is slightly better than the other then that's worth my little x in the little box, I reckon.)

Tim, Friday, 8 November 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link

Unfortunately nobody sits and logs the reasons the ballot is spoiled. There's no practical difference between a paper with "none of the above" and one where you have voted for two candidates, afaik.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

Unfortunately nobody sits and logs the reasons the ballot is spoiled. There's no practical difference between a paper with "none of the above" and one where you have voted for two candidates, afaik.

Nobody does *yet*, ShariVari. If large numbers of people could be mobilized into spoiling their papers blatantly *in the same way* they may well change their minds.

Regarding the Greens, anti immigration bandwagon jumping aside, just as the LibDem party has been stymied by the fact that it is (a) a grab bag for people who don't like the Tories and Labour, and (b) the result of a coalition between old Liberals and refugees from the Labour Party and thus pretty split in its ideology (such as it has), I think the Greens are scuppered by not being scientific enough. If you are going to be a party that promotes sustainability and the prevention of ecological destruction then you *have* to be 100% scientific in your thinking to have any credibility at all. Otherwise, when you oppose Arctic drilling, or fracking, and give your reasoning for doing so, the energ execs can turn around and say "why should we trust anything you say when you have people in your ranks who believe in homeopathy and crystal power" and your credibility as a political force is pretty much done for.

I'd even say this is true when it comes to Green objections to nuclear. Remind them only ~100 people died as a direct result of Chernobyl, or that Three Mile Island killed no-one and emitted radiation equivalent to giving everyone in NYC one chest X-ray. They really won't like it.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 8 November 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link

large swathes of spoiled ballots/no votes would at some point be unprecedented and noteworthy, this cd potentially be about gauging the level of anger and disaffection as opposed to brute apathy

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

You know, I was all ready to go with the Greens in the next election. Then I read this. And that was the end of that.

― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, November 8, 2013 1:26 PM (5 minutes ago)

you were swayed by a few party members who disagree with the party policy??

Merdeyeux, Friday, 8 November 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link

If there were better political parties, better candidates, better ideas, people would be moved to go out and vote - look at the USA elections earlier this week.

But no, here in Britain it's just the same old faces, the same school debating society "adversarial" approach to everything that might have worked in the court of King Wolfnut 1200 years ago but not now, the Aldi/Lidl/Tesco "choices" of political parties, none of whom gives a damn about anybody except the 10% of floating voters, all of whom talk the same uninformed crap about immigration and benefits. And nobody - i.e. the people who need to be "won over" to politics - gives enough of a toss even to consider spoiling the ballot paper.

I read the riposte but it doesn't convince me - these people are still members, they have input and presumably influence on how policies are shaped - that the party would offer anything different if in power.

as a fellow Jeremiah i broadly agree with you Marcello but it's a bleak way to live no? and i worry myself that its functionally equivalent to apathy in many ways. but on the other hand we're still talking about the Westminster Mausoleum and politics can and does take place outside of there in lots of useful ways

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

I wholeheartedly agree. But I think that unfortunately a lot of people stick by political parties the way they support football teams or only read specific newspapers – next time the majority of voters would, I suspect, be the sort who say to themselves: “Well, I’d better vote Conservative because I’ve ALWAYS voted Conservative and I always WILL vote Conservative…” The problem is how to break that circle and show people what the alternatives are without putting them off.

these people are still members, they have input and presumably influence on how policies are shaped

So wait, three Green members disagree with the leadership and say something you don't like, dozens respond to back the leadership and you still give up on the party because of the three? No wonder you can't find anyone to vote for.

Deafening silence (DL), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link

The alienated right have no problem voting because every major party in this country espouses views they're mostly comfortable with

i.e. they're not very alienated

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

If these three have no influence, why was their letter prominently published in the Guardian?

cos it's a good story?

gotta lol geir (NickB), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

Well, I didn't like to say...

Ultimately I think that spoiling a ballot paper only plays into the hands of the people with a vested interest in keeping things the same. Even a critical mass of spoilt ballot papers would delegitimise all main parties more or less equally, and therefore under our electoral system not at all.

The problem we have is that membership of political parties is *tiny* and it's this tiny minority of people that effectively get to choose one of two people who might be Prime Minister. Labour is slightly better with the union vote but it's still a long way from genuine mass engagement. Also there are a hell of a lot of complacent people within the Labour Party who still exist under the delusion that another Tony Blair is what the country needs and we can rewind to 2004 when everything was great, and don't have any interest in changing their party.

A significant groundswell of left-leaning people, in the right places, who could say "we will vote for you if you pledge to do this" would change things far more than spoiling a ballot paper. Until then, we'll get the same policies aimed at appeasing the same tiny minority of people in swing seats who ultimately decide elections.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

Labour has pretty much set itself up to prevent a groundswell of left-leaning people gaining influence, tbf

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link

but if you're talking about extra-party pressure groups then it may be a viable strategy, yeah. there's a lot of entrenchment tho. and even threads give me the impression that plenty of people think things are broadly ok and just need a bit of tweaking into a kindlier direction

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

"threads like this" i mean

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

i dunno, the fundamental division between whether you think market capitalism is a tractable workhorse or the express train to end times i guess, or which end of that spectrum you lean closer towards

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

The point I'm making is that we won't get better political leaders, even within the main parties, until we put pressure on those parties to do so. Assuming the whole system isn't going to be torn down any time soon, which I think is a fair assumption.

Like I don't rate Miliband particularly highly but he does have some ideas about changing the relationship between the state and markets that would have horrified Labour high command ten years ago.

Labour's fear of being seen as even slightly left-wing is partly down to right-wing entryism but also down to terror of being savaged by a press that is declining in relevance and influence. I get the sense that no one even believed that left wing (or even "left wing") populism was even possible, and that might be changing, but it won't change further without significant changes on the ground, outside all the main parties.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link

And yes I am specifically talking about pressure on political parties from people OUTSIDE those parties.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

what sort of thing do you mean by changes on the ground outside of the main parties? minority party support? changes in "public attitudes"? more focused-interest campaigns?

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

i think broadly you're right about this being the only plausible means of effecting change in the short to medium btw

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

Very good and I think largely OTM piece by Zoe W in the Guardian a couple of days ago: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/06/mps-may-regret-bid-to-neuter-charities

If there were better political parties, better candidates, better ideas, people would be moved to go out and vote - look at the USA elections earlier this week.

http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2013/11/christie-buono_race_draws_record_low_turnout_for_nj_governors_election.html
http://www.nytimes.com/news/election-2013/2013/11/06/new-york-turnout-appears-headed-for-record-low/

caek, Friday, 8 November 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link

suddently it occurs to me that one of the tactics for influencing the main parties might be at least the threat of withdrawal of votes?

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

A combination of changing public attitudes and focussed-interest campaigns that can successfully harness them. Not an economic issue but I think the changing political consensus around gay rights over the last 25 years or so is one example of how this can happen.

I've said before that most people still don't really grasp the extent to which neoliberalism has failed, because the bail-out of the banks insulated the people from the pain. Or at least it insulated them from a very sudden sharp pain that would have affected virtually everyone, as opposed to the long drawn-out pain some of the country is now experiencing. But outside of that is a still very large (ie election-winning) group of people who DO think that things are still okay and a tweak in one direction or another is pretty much all the country needs. I tell Labour-voting people that the way much of the Western world has done business over 30 years has been proven not to work and I get blank looks.

Aside from that is a group of (primarily) young people who know things are not okay because even the educated ones from wealthy backgrounds can't see a way ahead under the current system - and that's the constituency that Russell Brand has successfully given voice to, and the constituency that will need to grow for any meaningful change to be possible.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

http://www.channel4.com/news/russell-brand-jeremy-paxman-anti-capitalist-revolution-bbc

^^^ This, basically. Any 'revolution' that does happen is unlikely to be socialist in nature but it will be something different.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

Then there's the issue of even 'successful' revolutions being followed with the re-assertion of the power of a reconfigured state.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

there is a lot of language, like "revolution", that feels calcified beyond use today. but it's awkward to continually come up with circumlocutions when you want to talk about fundamental changes to social structures

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

it's hard to organize mass action behind ums and aahs and the complexities of how the world is. on the other hand, idiot sloganeering embeds lies before the slogans have even finished. how to persuade enough people that ideas can cripple or liberate them and their children and so on is a massive challenge.

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link

maybe reinvigorated Occupy-esque movements that seek to engage a broader mass of people (possibly by making different tactical decisions in some instances re: oppositional gestures) are possible

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

And I don't think the 'winning' candidate could be said to have a mandate.

this is the problem (re a majority filling in 'none of the above'). there'll still be a result, you haven't had any input into that result, the appointed MP/Councillor/whoever will continue to act in precisely the same way they would have done in office as if you'd not bothered.

imo you can only vote for the person locally as close to the direction you want things to go as you can get. next election, check did they act accordingly and set expectations against the other candidates. then do it again. and again. can't think of a more glamorous, quicker or maore guaranteed way of effecting change through ballot box.

outside movements/focus groups can be a useful tool for reframing contexts and debates/attitudes around specific issues, but imo it won't change methods of govt or eg the mindset of a cabinet towards financial planning or business- any such group (think occupy) gaining a groundswell of enough intensity and potential (and occupy was fewer than once-a-generation in the opportunity presented, maybe) is highly unlikely to be able to form coherent workable policy or even broad strokes that an electorate will find palatable (not, tbf, that govt does either, but it's in place and formalised and people find comfort in that even as the system heads towards the precipice).

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

this is the problem (re a majority filling in 'none of the above'). there'll still be a result, you haven't had any input into that result, the appointed MP/Councillor/whoever will continue to act in precisely the same way they would have done in office as if you'd not bothered.

the problem is, so many people out there don't vote at all. spoiling a ballot won't have an immediate effect, but if somehow those non-voters came out and spoilt their ballots, it would be noted and reported and it would be registered as dissent, not apathy or indifference. Low turn-outs often get read as people being sedated, happy with their lot and the status quo. Spoilt ballots can't be read in the same way.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

agreed that it can't be spun the same way, i don't agree that it follows that anything necessarily changes from that point though

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

i agree with darragh that the machinery of government will run on even if nobody oils it, but i'd argue that it's easier for politicians to spin a vote, no matter how grudging or targeted or pragmatic, as "support", than it is to spin no vote at all

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

Spoiled ballots wouldn't make the organisers or the parties act any differently. "Registered as dissent," filed away, forgotten about, shredded.

Yeah Blair's massive majority in 2001 was actually representative of a fairly small proportion of the electorate, but no one in the Labour Party cared.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 November 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

easily imagined that a shrug, 'if they couldn't even be bothered to vote, well...?', it all goes away, basically

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

Nobody does *yet*, ShariVari. If large numbers of people could be mobilized into spoiling their papers blatantly *in the same way* they may well change their minds.

I doubt it - where would the pressure come from for 'none of the above' to be counted differently?

Bridge of Size (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 8 November 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

Unfortunately nobody sits and logs the reasons the ballot is spoiled. There's no practical difference between a paper with "none of the above" and one where you have voted for two candidates, afaik.

― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Friday, 8 November 2013 13:28 (1 hour ago)

this rather misses the point that there is a statistically stable residual percentage of people who mistakenly invalidate their ballot papers but if 5% of the electorate did so, it would be very clearly deliberate

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 8 November 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link

And then what would the powers that be do? Bleed all over them?

yeah well it's clearly not going to DO ANYTHING in some grand carlinio-maoist sense but there's no suggestion every person deliberately submitting a spoilt ballots wants or is trying to achieve that

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 8 November 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

What would they do it for then?

Bridge of Size (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 8 November 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

Like they care, as long as they're first past the post.

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 8 November 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

(We're all in it together)

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 8 November 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link

just let's be thankful that there are cool old british people on the internet reminding them that tiny incremental gesture of civic disatisfaction aren't going to lead to an anarchosyndicalist utopia

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 8 November 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

just let's be thankful that there are cool old british people on the internet reminding them that tiny incremental gesture of civic disatisfaction aren't going to lead to an anarchosyndicalist utopia

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, November 8, 2013 3:45 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM, it's not about affecting an immediate world-beating change in the political mindset. Nothing short of a dictatorship or militant takeover will ever do that, so talking as though that is what's needed is unrealistic, even if a complete overhaul is desired. By encouraging (especially young) non-voters to at least register their dissent, it is doing two things: Making them get off their arses and going to the polling booths, and by extension motivating them to take their first step towards becoming politically active; and also sending a message that people are dissatisfied with the way things are as opposed to very much indifferent. Political parties might not take much notice or change their policies based on this, but spoilt ballots are counted. They become a statistic which is undeniable when printed in the press. Non-votes aren't reported and are never considered when reporting on elections. It's a tiny incremental gesture as Nilmar says, but it's a first step and it's a shit ton better than nothing at all.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

“militant takeover” – didn’t Kinnock stop that in the eighties?

Who?

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

Kinnock took an important stand to prevent people who didn't share the core values of the Labour party from infiltrating the organization and reshaping it in their god dammit

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

hah

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

They become a statistic which is undeniable when printed in the press. Non-votes aren't reported and are never considered when reporting on elections

That's simply not true: the increasing number of people who don't vote has been very widely reported whereas spoilt ballots are hardly ever discussed.

Bridge of Size (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

the number of people who don't vote is almost always reported in terms of apathy, spoiled ballots cd prevent that reading

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

cd t? wd t?

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

Spoiled Ballots CD: “Prevent That Reading.” Available now at Rough Trade. “Gervais Town Fury At Punk Slight”

Spoiled Ballots: 'None of the Above'
Civic Dissent: 'Crude Sketch of a Spunky Penis'
The Disillusioned: 'Stay at Home'

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

By encouraging (especially young) non-voters to at least register their dissent, it is doing two things: Making them get off their arses and going to the polling booths, and by extension motivating them to take their first step towards becoming politically active

This seems like a fair point, to me.

also sending a message that people are dissatisfied with the way things are as opposed to very much indifferent

This less so - if the message is "we are dissatisfied but we are dissatisfied in all our different individual ways", that doesn't give anyone a clue about where to go. Anger is an energy and all that but there needs ot be more than "none of you are good enough". I think the political class are painfully aware of dissatisfaction, I don't think they know what to do about it.

Tim, Friday, 8 November 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

ah, they're incompetent rather than uninterested

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

By encouraging (especially young) non-voters to at least register their dissent, it is doing two things: Making them get off their arses and going to the polling booths, and by extension motivating them to take their first step towards becoming politically active

getting them up off their arses to vote would be a much more useful power to wield, don't you think? if you've magically inspired them that far, like?

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

xpost
They're likely both, but I reckon a politician would be very pleased to work out a way of tapping into / mobilising a mass of disenchanted / disengaged current non-voters.

Tim, Friday, 8 November 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

the main political parties and their patrons do what they want thanks largely to dissatisfaction and its anomic futile expression

just at the level of pure content, it would be interesting to see what nick clegg or his successor would say if exit polls showed that more 18-25 year olds deliberately spoilt their ballots than voted for the liberal democrats, which isn't entirely unfeasible if this become a social media thing, perchance even a bantz thing

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 8 November 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

getting them up off their arses to vote would be a much more useful power to wield, don't you think? if you've magically inspired them that far, like?

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, November 8, 2013 4:29 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm dismayed that so many under 25y/os don't vote. There are loads of excuses: "They're all the same", "I don't like any of the parties", "I don't understand politics enough to vote", "Russell Brand told me not to vote", "I can't be fucked" etc. You can't do much about the "can't be fucked" contingent, granted, but the rest have no excuse. Even if they don't feel they ought to vote for a party, they should be encouraged to register that fact IMO.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

and i can see social media being the catalysing factor for that - it's why some friends and i started a facebook page to encourage people to do it after the Brand debacle. at the moment it's mostly only people from our local area, but considering we've had nothing but that cockwipe Peter Lilley representing us for years (largely due to our constituency being shared with Harpenden, which is a good bus ride away as well as a bunch of villages and farmland), i can only hope it at least encourages a few more people to go and use their vote.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link

FWIW, even though we're actively encouraging vote spoiling, we also advocate voting for your chosen candidate over staying at home.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link

It's not an excuse. It's a belief. Under-25s see Boring Politics steal their future away from them and perceive that whoever they vote for, if they vote, are going to fuck them over if they get into power.

The old games won't work anymore and society needs to find a new way to live and function because people know that the Government - ANY Government - isn't going to do anything for them.

facht

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

It's not an excuse. It's a belief. Under-25s see Boring Politics steal their future away from them and perceive that whoever they vote for, if they vote, are going to fuck them over if they get into power.

The old games won't work anymore and society needs to find a new way to live and function because people know that the Government - ANY Government - isn't going to do anything for them.

― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, November 8, 2013 4:45 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think whether it's an excuse or a belief is down to the individual. A lot of people hadn't even considered the notion of a corrupt/moribund political system until a famous comedian went on Paxman and started spouting off about. The real trouble was, he told them that doing NOTHING about it was the solution. Great, because that's what they were doing all along.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

What is your desired result, DL? Let's say that somehow 10% of the electorate could be persuaded to spoil their papers by writing 'none of the above' on them. What next?

Bridge of Size (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 8 November 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

harpenden is seized, all kulaks deported to radlett for internment and forcible re-education

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 8 November 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

the govt of the day cede power to the organisers of the fb group responsible

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

To be very honest, we're not sure of a desired result or outcome. I'm not even sure we're necessarily interested in one either. As I say, it's less about overnight miracles and more about incremental changes in attitude as well as standing up and being counted.
What I want is for people who currently aren't voting to at least become actively participant in the political and democratic process, whether that means voting for the first time or showing that one is actively opposed to it. A lot of people don't realise that ballot spoiling is an option, so a lot of it is about raising awareness, activating people, getting them to think about how their lives are being affected by politics in the hope it becomes a lifelong habit. It's also about raising awareness when it comes to dissent. I think there are a lot of people out there who are disgusted with the current parties and the political status quo, but there's no way of measuring that if people stay at home. In the unlikely situation that every disenchanted person went out and registered their ballot as spoilt, it would be a first step towards doing something about it.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

A lot of people hadn't even considered the notion of a corrupt/moribund political system until a famous comedian went on Paxman and started spouting off about.

Now I am depressed

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 8 November 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link

To Tom D.: Are you surprised though? Not everyone, especially not younger people, are interested in the news. They hear the words 'politics' or 'current affairs' and immediately change channel. It's men in suits talking waffle for the most part and what has that got to do with the average 18 year old? Young people didn't vote in the last election because they were against the political system, they didn't vote because for the most part they weren't interested or didn't even know why they should. From what I remember, democracy was never explained to us in school. We weren't taught the difference between the various political beliefs or how parliament is organised or what first past the post means or even what happens when we vote. I had to learn all this for myself and really didn't feel like I had a grasp on such facts till i was past 25.
I wouldn't be surprised if there is good reason for this. If kids were taught about the very basics of our political infrastructure we would have a very different political climate on our hands.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

I am surprised that so many people would take notice of what Russell Brand might be saying tbh.

Not everyone, especially not younger people, are interested in the news. They hear the words 'politics' or 'current affairs' and immediately change channel. It's men in suits talking waffle for the most part and what has that got to do with the average 18 year old?

It's always been like that though, hasn't it?

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 8 November 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link

Excuse me if I'm misunderstood this Things Are Worse Than They Used to Be

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 8 November 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

That's neither nor there. Like him or not, Brand casts a popular (and controversial) figure. He's got more direct influence in what comes out of his mouth than any of the politicians. What he says gets discussed, not only by people who take an active interest in the news. He's the first major pop-culture figure in a long time to express, explicitly, on mainstream media, views that would otherwise be considered extremely radical. And it's not as if they're that radical. Sure he uses the term 'revolution' and talks about not voting, but ultimately he's preaching equality - something that shouldn't be derided or sneered at. The fact there's been such a reaction in the media and social media is a sign of that influence. It's making people who might never have questioned the validity of those running the country sit up and listen and discuss. Social media is a great booster in all of this - something we didn't used to have. Now you can thrash out ideas over Facebook or Twitter, ask questions, argue, form beliefs, break them. The important thing is that people are getting involved in the debate, which I think is brilliant.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

I think whether it's an excuse or a belief is down to the individual. A lot of people hadn't even considered the notion of a corrupt/moribund political system until a famous comedian went on Paxman and started spouting off about. The real trouble was, he told them that doing NOTHING about it was the solution. Great, because that's what they were doing all along.

Sorry but that's just ill-informed bullshit. What the hell do you think Occupy - to cite just one example - has been doing over the last couple of years? As if anyone who was being fucked over by the Government just decided to roll over in bed? Maybe RB was the active catalyst that gets something moving and there's nothing wrong with being that. And RB didn't say do NOTHING; watch the interview again - he does give an alternative which sounds to me suspiciously like our old friend Communism but as he says he's just been editing a political magazine and can't come up with solutions overnight. But he's absolutely right to say that "the very basis of our political infrastructure," from root upwards, is dead and spent, history, and that we need to think of something else, and quickly.

Occupy was very easy to ignore if you lived outside of a major city and weren't already somehow politically motivated or invested in some way. A lot of people, including those who agreed more or less with their values, saw the Occupy movement as a nuisance. Organised protest works on some levels, but arguably it doesn't have the same reach as Brand did appearing on national tv(and then on Facebook and Twitter) saying some very non-mainstream things (many of which I can relate to and agree with btw - I'm not arguing that fact). I'm not saying Brand said nothing, but he did encourage boycotting polling stations, and I don't agree that that's a viable way to express dissent. Hence spoiling ballots as a more active alternative.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link

The reason the Tories get in so often is because they rely on the people of suburban towns to vote for them. They haven't a hope in a lot of large cities. I live in a suburban town. Most of the people I know are left wing or liberal so it confounds me that we've been a strong Tory area for so long, and I do put it down to apathy at the polling stations on behalf of people who don't feel motivated to vote on polling day.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

This just makes me feel fucking hopeless though:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/04/us-trade-deal-full-frontal-assault-on-democracy

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 11 November 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

Trouble is that "most of the people I know" is usually the minority of whatever community they're part of. Boris got voted in by the suburbs, so did Rob Ford in Toronto. Solution surely to confine city elections to inhabitants of actual cities?

A lot of people, including those who agreed more or less with their values, saw the Occupy movement as a nuisance.

This is Tory/Ukip thinking: "oh, some of my best friends are liberals, I just don't want to live next door to them."

FFS, protest is supposed to be a nuisance, that's how it works. A protest that gets in the way of no one achieves nothing.

Matt DC, Monday, 11 November 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

a protest that gets in the way of everyone, or all of the wrong people, is more likely to be counter-productive

golfdinger (darraghmac), Monday, 11 November 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

sorry- ffs, a protest that gets in the way of etc etc

golfdinger (darraghmac), Monday, 11 November 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link

Occupy should be like Eric Sykes and Hattie Jacques, waving little placards outside the Co-op saying "PRICES DOWN!"

it's a hearts and minds thing - sometimes you want to be disruptive, sometimes you want to broaden the scope of your appeal, i don't think activists are always brilliant at making the best tactical decisions

. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

i don't think it's being a capitalist running dog to suggest that any action needs to be subordinated to the long term aims of yr movement

. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link

Not sure a few tents outside St Paul's Cathedral really disrupted anyone tbh but it got a lot more press attention than about 10yrs worth of May Day protests.

Matt DC, Monday, 11 November 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

fair point- it did disrupt a fair bit of proper news coverage

golfdinger (darraghmac), Monday, 11 November 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

Could have done without the didgeridoos and bongos though

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Monday, 11 November 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link

Bloody Hell at the first line of that article.

One Trick Over-Painted Pony (soref), Monday, 11 November 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

Iain Duncan Smith, the Work and Pensions Secretary, has a slightly oriental appearance, which is appropriate.

It's actually more genetic than appropriate apparently.

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

Abetted by broken families and day-time television, the welfare state has created a problem that goes well beyond unemployment.

Bruce Anderson is insane of course

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

IDS more like Jack the Giant Killer who basically made up all his exploits iirc

. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

ah, Brute Anderson, never change

. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

It's actually more genetic than appropriate apparently.

Yes, I think I remember the fact that he had a Japanese grandparent being wheeled out as evidence that the Tories' immigration policy couldn't possibly be racist at some point during his leadership.

One Trick Over-Painted Pony (soref), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

mustn't...do...General Tojo joke

. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

during his leadership.

Always worth remembering that this numpty was once leader of the Conservative Party

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

"Never underestimate the determination of a numpty"

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

Bruce Anderson? I thought that cunt was discredited years ago.

imago, Monday, 11 November 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

A devout Christian

. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link

When was the last time the UK cabinet has two former party leaders in it? Is it unprecedented?
(I guess there are four current or former party leaders in the cabinet if you include Clegg).

One Trick Over-Painted Pony (soref), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

I know Douglas-Hume was foreign secretary under Heath, but I can't think of many more.

One Trick Over-Painted Pony (soref), Monday, 11 November 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

i'd like to make it clear that it would in no way benefit the nation, nor would it change coalition government policy, and it would be immoral, senseless and illegal for somebody to kick the living shit out of Iain Duncan Smith

. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link

Do disabled and EFL claimants have some kind of redress under equalities legislation for when Jobcentre advisers refer to them as 'easy meat'?

hatcat marnell (suzy), Monday, 11 November 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

i think the short answer is "no", suzy, unless they could demonstrate that they had been discriminated against

. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

One employee claimed the practice had been going on at his office since they joined in July 2009.

(Re: the benefits story) And before that too.

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link

(That story is over two years old btw, so imagine what it's like now)

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link

That Computer Weekly story has gone national now, good work them.

Can't believe the Tories thought this wouldn't backfire on them.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

A spokesman said he had referred the matter to a "website guy", who was out of the office.

A+

sktsh, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

I just can't wait to see them try and slime their way through it.
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2013/11/pre-election-pledges-tories-are-trying-wipe-internet
Nail. Coffin. Call a fucking election or stand down.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link

i 100% despise these guys and i wouldn't be surprised to the learn it was done for nefarious purposes, but this (removing old stuff from your own website and propagating those changes to search engines using robots.txt so search engines are not full of dead links) is also a totally normal and routine thing for any organization to do, i'm sure the other parties do it, and the computer weekly angle on it is totally febrile and beneath them.

i mean it raises the possibility that political parties should be held to different standards of data archival on the web than they currently are, and that's a good question, but

Computer Weekly said the effect of the changes was "as alarming as sending Men in Black to strip history books from a public library and burn them in the car park".

is just straight up insane.

caek, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

Can't believe the Tories thought this wouldn't backfire on them.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:06 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

precisely. kind of thing they would have done more cleverly if they really were thinking book burning. it's just how big websites work.

caek, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link

Maybe common practice for corporations but this is a political party who just happen to be in power at the moment.

Meine Damen und Herren, Kraf-twerk (snoball), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link

no political party has a legal obligation to abide by its election promises, much less to keep them archived. caek seems otm here - let me know if the coalition is deleting government documents or parliamentary records etc

a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link

is the robots.txt thing common practice?

Vic Arpeggio, Private Investigator (stevie), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

yes, it's how the web works, but full marks to computer weekly for making it sound evil per se

caek, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/robots.txt
http://www.computerweekly.com/robots.txt

etc. etc.

caek, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link

cool, I didn't actually know that most websites use robots.txt, since so many of them are findable via web.archive.org

Vic Arpeggio, Private Investigator (stevie), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link

you use it to control which pages are findable, generally - though you can make the whole thing unfindable (fsvo 'unfindable'. search engine bots do not actually have to obey the commands of your robots.txt). how i remember the noindex nofollows of my youth.

smize without a face (c sharp major), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link

yeah. not only does robots.txt have absolutely no effect on what can be seen by people: it's can be ignored by the crawlers too. book burning!

caek, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

no political party has a legal obligation to abide by its election promises

true.

but deleting them is like a kid in a room with their hands over their eyes, thinking they're invisible.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

Story has been barely reported and pretty much forgotten already it seems

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 November 2013 09:07 (ten years ago) link

Really? Have the newspapers not gone for a tale of a big organisation deleting massive amounts of embarrassing data off their internal systems?

Mark G, Thursday, 14 November 2013 09:12 (ten years ago) link

# hi robots. you look nice today.
User-agent: *
Disallow:

:)

grown-arsed man (onimo), Thursday, 14 November 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

from http://ilxor.com/robots.txt

grown-arsed man (onimo), Thursday, 14 November 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

i 100% despise these guys and i wouldn't be surprised to the learn it was done for nefarious purposes, but this (removing old stuff from your own website and propagating those changes to search engines using robots.txt so search engines are not full of dead links) is also a totally normal and routine thing for any organization to do

Trimming dead links is good but making a link dead when it contains stuff that should arguably be on public record is nagl and not necessary. "Where are your speeches and press releases from before 2010 that used to be online" "oh we archived them to save space" - bullshit. There may be no legal obligation to keep this stuff but I can't see any reason for removing it other than revisionism.

as a chocolate salesperson (ledge), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

i'm sure revisionism is part of the reason, it's just not "scandalous" in the literal sense so much as the usual cynical beige we expect from career pols

a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

When you've already been on television and in every national newspaper saying these things it's impossible to think you could change history by adding them to your 'disallow' list. Also the stuff is still there, isn't it? It just isn't being indexed (or did I miss the bit were they actually deleted the content?).

It's possible they were thinking "when people search for our policy on X we want them to find the most recent statements rather than the (completely contradictory) things we said years ago" - which is still shady but kind of makes sense and isn't really the same as deleting your promises from the Internet.

grown-arsed man (onimo), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

Maybe if we get more scandalised about the usual cynical beige (bilge? Nah I like it) it will become less usual. Well a man can dream.

as a chocolate salesperson (ledge), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

Labour have just set up a page saying this:

David Cameron’s solution to his cost of living crisis cannot be found

The page you are looking for might have been removed by David Cameron due to its inconvenient (for him) nature, had its name changed by Grant Shapps or is temporarily unavailable.

Please try the following:

· If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure it is spelled correctly
· Open this page and look for the information you want
· Click the Back button and find out about the alternative at http://www.labour.org.uk
· Click here to look for the deleted information on the Internet elsewhere

HTTP 404 – File not found
But more information is available here

Tell us which of the Tories broken promises you’re most angry about below:

hatcat marnell (suzy), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/unflappable.gif

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link

really excited to vote for one of these parties at the next election

caek, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link

here is the bit where i say i recognise that the pressures of a war zone are unimaginable to a civilian

here is the other bit where i say how fucking bored and depressed i am about hearing how hard it is out there for a war criminal

a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

Touch harsh on Lily Allen

glumdalclitch, Friday, 15 November 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link

Click the Back button and find out about the alternative at http://www.labour.org.uk

"Our fight for Britain starts here." Do they propose a nationwide boxing tournament?

But we're all in this together

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Monday, 18 November 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/10461175/Labour-Well-scrap-benefits-for-under-25s.html

what is even the point of having an opposition any more

lex pretend, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 08:22 (ten years ago) link

People under the age of 25 would be barred from breathing under proposals being considered by the Labour Party.

Cunts.

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 09:10 (ten years ago) link

Another "me too" policy proposal from Labour, a blatant attempt to win back voters by trying to appear to be bigger Tory shitbags than the Tories. I fucking despair on two levels: 1) that politicians are so lacking in real ideas and policies that all they do is serve up the same reheated shit, 2) that the British public are so petty and bigoted that this kind of shit-on-the-poor politics is the only way to appeal to them.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 09:59 (ten years ago) link

They've already come out and said they're not doing it, as far as I can see:

http://labourlist.org/2013/11/reeves-says-axing-benefits-for-the-young-is-not-and-will-not-be-our-policy/

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 10:03 (ten years ago) link

Speaks volumes that no one was surprised at the possibility though.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 10:05 (ten years ago) link

Usual political trick (used by both parties) of proposing a hardman policy to appeal to right wing voters, then saying "oh but we might not actually do that" to appeal to left wing voters.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 10:11 (ten years ago) link

A lot of the time it's just ineptitude and backpedaling, I think.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 10:25 (ten years ago) link

Telegraph people making mischief?

hatcat marnell (suzy), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link

Missed this the other week, Ed trying to stop payday loan ads on kid's tv:

"I think it's wrong, it's not what should be happening and that's why a Labour government would stop them advertising during children's TV, because it's bad for young people, it's bad for families and it's bad for communities."

Mr Miliband said it was "just wrong" that payday lenders were "putting pressure on our kids to pester their parents".

ime kids are more likely to be a pain in the arse about expensive toys than Wonga loans thanks to tv ads

loan sharking is thriving thanks to everyone being fucking skint, not because of cartoon network

grown-arsed man (onimo), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link

Marketed to dimwitted adults who fall for shiny, googly-eyed pseudo-Pixar mascot thingies. It's not as if there aren't plenty of those people about.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link

Given how much today's political leaders resemble googly-eyed characters, I'm going to start the Muppet Party. The slogan could be "Vote Muppet - you probably have been for the last few years anyway".

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link

My partner works in mental healthcare and a lot of the people she works with have little-to-no concept of money and the consequences of debt. They'll spend till they have nothing left and when asked how they will cope, they just say 'I'll phone the number on TV'. Those companies are vampires.

a beef supreme (dog latin), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

My partner works in hr
My partner works in retail
My partner works in govt
My partner works in banking

Statement holds v close to true for substitution of above, non

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

Poorest families 'need more help over debt'

Solution: cut their benefits, freeze their wages but allow them more credit.

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

Sorry that was meant to be a link: Poorest families 'need more help over debt'

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

There is literally nothing worse than hearing these turds "banter" like the posh school debating club tossers they are.

http://i26.tinypic.com/2udyu5e.jpg (stevie), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

The Sun laying into the PM on environmental issues?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZlidN9IQAAoJ1T.jpg

sure is a crazy old world

but my heart is full of woah (NickB), Thursday, 21 November 2013 10:32 (ten years ago) link

My partner works in hr
My partner works in retail
My partner works in govt
My partner works in banking

Statement holds v close to true for substitution of above, non

lol, is this an attempt to play Cap'n Save-a-loanshark?

In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 November 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/24/world/middleeast/talks-with-iran-on-nuclear-deal-hang-in-balance.html

i like how they haven't bothered to annotate william hague

carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link

lol, is this an attempt to play Cap'n Save-a-loanshark?

― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins),

christ no, just sayin that you dont have to work in or around mental health to meet lots of ppl with no concept of personal finance or w/e, which is why these fuckers are printing money

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 November 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

i like Ed Mili more than i did after hearing this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/features/desert-island-discs/castaway/f31add9b#b03j8srb

piscesx, Monday, 25 November 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link

>>>>>>>>>>> that

a poet and Educational Consultant based in Peterborough (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 November 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link

god what a biddable fuckboy he is

a poet and Educational Consultant based in Peterborough (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 November 2013 00:35 (ten years ago) link

i know that his choices were worked thru by a PR group but is that really the best they could do?

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 November 2013 08:34 (ten years ago) link

i engage in this celebrity gossip merely to pass the time btw

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 November 2013 08:34 (ten years ago) link

I loved that Kirsty's actually came out and asked him whether he'd really picked them himself.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 25 November 2013 08:35 (ten years ago) link

CASTAWAY'S FAVOURITE
Robbie Williams
Angels

lex pretend, Monday, 25 November 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link

i think there are lots of people who would give that answer and it would be true, but i really really don't buy EMil as being one of them

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 November 2013 08:49 (ten years ago) link

excellent play for the 35-45 C1 vote in middle England tho

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 November 2013 08:50 (ten years ago) link

You knew when he felt he had to apologise for A-Ha being cheesy that he hadn't got a clue. If he'd apologised for Josh Ritter that would have been a different matter though.

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Monday, 25 November 2013 08:57 (ten years ago) link

as i say, one doesn't expect Ed to really get how to play the game, but who the hell is advising him?

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 November 2013 09:01 (ten years ago) link

Guy not particularly wild about pop music*, but wants a weekly delivery from the Bengal Lancer and picks Hitchhiker's Guide for his book? Isn't this what half the middle-aged men in North London are actually like?

*if 'the committee' were really on this, I'd have expected to find Soul II Soul as the school disco anthem and possibly a non-'Our House' Madness track as age-appropriate choices.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Monday, 25 November 2013 09:09 (ten years ago) link

glad we are all focused on what matters this morning

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Monday, 25 November 2013 09:11 (ten years ago) link

yeah clowning emil for his debilitated public relations apparatus directly inhibits the positive progressive social community values movement that would otherwise be in this thread right now

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 November 2013 09:13 (ten years ago) link

i find it best just to consider these clowns as a verzh of Big Brother otherwise i get v. depressed

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 November 2013 09:13 (ten years ago) link

i suppose we could be talking about the Labour party's policies to revitalise a green UK economy, close the poverty gap and increase social mobility

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 November 2013 09:14 (ten years ago) link

or the party's policies to curtail the activities of multinational corporations in terms of driving down wages and commodifying every aspect of public/private life

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 November 2013 09:16 (ten years ago) link

Do you guys really think these choices were done by committee?

a beef supreme (dog latin), Monday, 25 November 2013 09:33 (ten years ago) link

Or the party’s policies to deny welfare benefits to all under-25s and clamp down on immigrants. No mention of that from EMil on DiD.

Ernie - the fastest milkman in the west?

Bridge of Size (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 25 November 2013 10:13 (ten years ago) link

Do you guys really think these choices were done by committee?

Sack the committee then

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Monday, 25 November 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link

Uppermost in Miliband's mind will have been to pick artists who aren't likely to turn round and say 'fuck off, cunt, I forbid you to like my stuff'.

In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 25 November 2013 11:14 (ten years ago) link

cogent point tbf

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 25 November 2013 11:18 (ten years ago) link

lucky for him robesons dead then

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

Cameron just went in with a Desert Island Discs zing - he used to think EMil was a follower of Marx, but now he's happy to recognise that he follows Engels instead.

grudging 6/10

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link

Worthy of Tim Vine.

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

well i'm sure he outsourced it

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:17 (ten years ago) link

Has ILX's NickB started writing material for him?

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

8.
The Killers
All These Things That I’ve Done
Performer: The Killers
Others who chose this artist

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link

Get writing, joke people

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link

Has ILX's NickB started writing material for him?

oi!

space bl00ps (NickB), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link

What, it's a good pun!

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link

yeah, if it had been a terrible one you'd have blamed CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link

suggesting i'd do anything for d.cams other than empty a slop bucket on his head, that's a bit much that

space bl00ps (NickB), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link

That would make me laugh, though.

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link

Guys.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

I have a proper IT'S A GOOD STORY for you.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaEWYN9IQAAnyFB.jpg:large

^^^ Issues that matter.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link

tempted to question how much work the word "extra" is doing in that headline

famous for hits! (seandalai), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link

those are some big biscuits, no wonder they were dear

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

i mean fuck me when you're onto custard creams the size of an iPad maybe you need to take a look at yourself

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link

ft readers DRAGGING cameron in the comments is a sight to behold http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/add36222-56be-11e3-ab12-00144feabdc0.html#axzz2lqkEGuuw

lex pretend, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link

francobollo | November 27 12:36pm | Permalink
EU immigration into the UK is uncomfortable for David Cameron because it highlights government's neglect (particularly in education, training and other fields) of existing deprived communities. The populist response of attacking the immigration clearly does not solve the neglect problem.

Would be nice to see a politician who isn't Diane Abbott make this point on occasion.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link

- New migrants not being able to claim housing benefit immediately
- Deportation of those caught begging or sleeping rough, with no return within a year

Dunno why they aren't just putting up a massive electrified barbed wire fence round the coast, less paperwork involved

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

rising energy costs dude

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

btw surely everybody who gets deported is not allowed to return (within some time frame maybe), not sure that a new policy makes that any more enforceable

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link

Not surprised to see the FT comments box going ham on him though, real free market types surely understand it goes hand in hand with the free movement of peoples across geographical borders. The Economist keeps hammering Cameron on immigration policy as well.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link

Think Lynton Crosby is more influential on DC these days than the Economist

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

"The unilateral rhetoric is not really helpful, because it risks presenting the UK as a nasty country in the European Union. We don't want that," he said.

thinks he can throw mud around just cos there are no stereotypes about Hungary

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

Nah, Hungary's OK, it's full of right wing racist arseholes too

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/nov/27/boris-johnson-thatcher-greed-good

FUCK OFF BORIS

lex pretend, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

Was just about to post that.

In highly provocative remarks, Johnson also said that more should be done to help the 2% of the population who have an IQ above 130 than the 16% "of our species" with an IQ below 85

Warning that the accession of Romania to the EU means that London can do nothing to stop the "entire population of Transylvania" from pitching their tents in Marble Arch.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

Imagining Tim Curry as Frank'n'Furter 'pitching a tent' in Marble Arch....

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

lol what a ledge

a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 28 November 2013 00:29 (ten years ago) link

is this the moment boris fatally overestimates the ability of his "charm" to sell his vileness? i'm guessing not, but i'm hoping so.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 28 November 2013 07:27 (ten years ago) link

That depends on who you think he's trying to sell to. This isn't a pitch to the voting public - for the time being he doesn't have an election he has to worry about outside what will be presumably the safest available Tory seat in the country. It's a sales pitch aimed directly at the Conservative right and they will be wagging their filthy little tails at it.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 November 2013 08:25 (ten years ago) link

Basically, it's him telling rich people in public all the things he's been telling them in private.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Thursday, 28 November 2013 08:28 (ten years ago) link

Whatever you may think of the value of IQ tests it is surely relevant to a conversation about equality that as many as 16% of our species have an IQ below 85 while about 2% …"

wouldn't such percentages (assuming it's correct) be the same for any species, given how IQ is defined?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 28 November 2013 09:50 (ten years ago) link

haven't read he piece yet but i'm assuming that what he's basically saying is he wants to reduce taxes for those most able to get high-paid jobs while at the same time he wants to cut benefits for those who are possibly not be able to progress much beyond low-paid work?

space bl00ps (NickB), Thursday, 28 November 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link

It'll provide the impetus for the low-paid worker to become a captain of industry.

Mark G, Thursday, 28 November 2013 10:18 (ten years ago) link

Using "species" in this context is Nazi talk.

Can't we get him to smoke crack and thereby get his hands tied by City Hall as per Rob Ford?

am pretty sure he's done the posh person's version of crack

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 28 November 2013 10:30 (ten years ago) link

Boris is only articulating the underpinning assumptions of his Party, don't know why people get excited when one of them says it out loud.

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 November 2013 10:34 (ten years ago) link

it's the usual tory rhetoric but reframed as quasi-eugenics

space bl00ps (NickB), Thursday, 28 November 2013 10:39 (ten years ago) link

i keep hoping that when it's said aloud, the cold light of day will reveal it to be fascist claptrap. i still have some modicum of faith in the general public, i don't know why, and its almost doubtlessly misplaced.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 28 November 2013 10:39 (ten years ago) link

it's just - it's about publics, but it's also about a parliamentary system that puts power into a limited group of hands, and frames all debates as football matches. it's about the fact that many people distrust theoretical talk and prefer to follow their gut interests, it's about the way "enlightened" self-interest is equated with common sense, it's about people's fantasy of their own lives

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 November 2013 10:47 (ten years ago) link

it's about the sense that everybody's in it for themselves except me

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 November 2013 10:47 (ten years ago) link

The Margaret Thatcher International Airport

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 10:48 (ten years ago) link

would bomb

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 28 November 2013 11:00 (ten years ago) link

[obviously i would not bomb, that was just a stupid joke, pls not 2 arrest me]

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 28 November 2013 11:00 (ten years ago) link

It strikes me as pretty easy for a stupid child from a rich background to do pretty well in life tbh.

I mean it is just a lot harder for some children to progress than others but a) this is hardly divorced from socioeconomic factors and b) all the more reason why these children need to be supported rather than just cut loose so the govt can focus on those at the top.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 November 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link

Only 30% of planes at Margaret Thatcher International Airport would ever take off in the first place.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 November 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link

the runway is not for turning

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 November 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link

They were flying away from the airport at the time, but permission to fire was still given.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link

A nation airport duty free section of shopkeepers people working on zero hour contracts for effectively below minimum wage.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

The Denis Thatcher Memorial Duty Free Zone

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

Superb work itt today imo

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

lol Garda

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

No lounge but a first class lounge

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

Check in privilege

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

If you want something done, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman also as both men and women work on our information team.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link

The Airey Neave Memorial Car Park best avoided tbh

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

It'll transpire a couple of years down the line that Mark Thatcher has been letting his friends from school organise bombing raids on Gabon from a runway out the back.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link

Then shortly afterwards it'll be discovered that they were so incompetent that they'd been bombing Michael Gambon by mistake.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

the runway is not for turning

― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, November 28, 2013 11:06 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh man...!

a beef supreme (dog latin), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

Ryanair's fleet of aircraft to be denied the oxygen masks of publicity

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

Not “only those with high IQs can rise to the top” but “only those born to the right parents, who went to the right school and joined the right societies at university can rise to the top.”

Personally I think the Tories have gone mad, and that goes for the Mayor and the rightwing press and everybody else involved. You can tell; they’ve given up even pretending to listen to anybody else’s point of view, they've gone into their own little huddly corner, convinced they and nobody else are right.

The depressing thing is that they have a sporting chance of getting back in come 2015 because most British people seem to want to be turkeys voting for Christmas.

Less of the British, mate

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

I think the most distressing thing about this speech is, despite being probably one of the most unabashedly fascist public statements I've read from a mainstream politician in years, that because it's tumbling out of the mouth of fuzzy Boris bear it's going to get people laughing and nodding or dismissing it as 'a bit of fun'. Boris frightens me. I think he's one of the most dangerous people in the UK political sphere today.

a beef supreme (dog latin), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

Tom D xpost: That won't happen either because people are more concerned about whether they will still be able to watch Doctor Fucking Who on the telly than whether they'll have any kind of economic future.

What I meant was that Scottish voters are unlikely to be a contributory factor in the election of a Conservative government in 2015

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

It's true. They'll vote for right wing Labour MPs instead.

Do you ever self-reflect?

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

Boris has got form for this sort of thing:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/mayor/boris-says-sorry-over-blacks-have-lower-iqs-article-in-the-spectator-6630340.html

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

but ken was the racist one, if i remember certain ilxors from a few years back correctly... [not that ken was remotely without blemish, but...]

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

I thought he was the anti-Semite? So hard to keep track.

whilsting away the day (onimo), Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

I tell you what, let's not bother having any government. They're all hypocrites and none of them is Jesus Christ. What's the point?

I can never tell when you're being serious or making some "satirical" "point" anymore, can you?

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

That's the wonder of Woolworth's.

i can't believe noone else is outraged by the unashamed misunderstanding of how IQ is calculated

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 28 November 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

i mean be as fascist as you like but don't justify it on the fact that there are more numbers between 1 and 20 than there are between 95 and 100.

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 28 November 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link

Horatio

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

There are more things in heaven and earth, Boris, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. You insufferable Tory prick.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

"Ken Livingstone has nothing positive to say about the future of London, or the wave of criminal violence that has cost the lives of 11 young people killed on our streets this year, or yet another strike on our Tube which will disrupt millions of commuters next week, so he has again resorted to negative personal attacks."

Uh.... so is Boris saying that this wave of criminal violence is a positive thing?

a beef supreme (dog latin), Friday, 29 November 2013 11:17 (ten years ago) link

That depends on the IQ of the victims probably

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 29 November 2013 11:18 (ten years ago) link

So, Boris Johnson attacking the stupid and ignorant... can't remember a politician turning so savagely on their base like this.

a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 November 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

Sounds like Boris is a bit worried his profile and standing in the Conservative Party is slipping, there's only one thing that matters to him and that's his career.

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 29 November 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

lol @ the mayor of London giving memorial speech for Mrs Thatcher btw

a multimillionaire’s flippant reference to a “ho” (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 November 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

The PM's effusive praise for China came as he landed in Beijing at the head of Britain's largest overseas trade and ministerial mission, designed to restore full relations after his meeting with the Dalai Lama.

The delegation includes the architect Zaha Hadid, ex-England footballer Graeme Le Saux, Arts Council England chair Sir Peter Bazalgette, the chief executive of Jaguar Land Rover, Ralf Speth, and Karren Brady, vice-chairman of West Ham United.

But Cameron came under fire from Labour for including figures close to him in the delegation. On the trip are his stepfather-in-law, Viscount Astor, representing Silvergate Media; the Tory peer Lord Chadlington, who helped to house the Camerons when the PM first fought the parliamentary seat of Witney; and the Tory donor and peer Lord Leigh of Hurley, of Cavendish Corporate Finance.

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Monday, 2 December 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link

the Chinese government - a great bunch of lads

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 11:09 (ten years ago) link

hate when you're getting off the plane and a load of elderly people are trudging down the stairs in front of you.

xpost.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 11:09 (ten years ago) link

They used to kick a Little Red Book in the street. Now it’s all Coca Cola and Tom Daley.

I blame the Grumbling Fur.

he was asked: "Take two apples from three apples and what do you have?" Johnson said: "Loads of apples." He then changed his answer to one apple. The answer the questioner wanted was two apples.

exciting vampire castle (NickB), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link

Painful to watch, the second video is equally painful.
http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/03/boris-johnson-fails-iq-test-on-lbc-97-3-radio-phone-in-show-4211417/

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link

What the fuck would a polar bear be doing at the south pole?

Tiger City of Culture (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

Being fucking lost #fuckjokes

veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:04 (ten years ago) link

That second video is astonishing

Tiger City of Culture (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

"Stop trying to score easy points," he says.

This man is an embarrassment to London.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

And yet London the suburbs keep voting for him.

exactly. thanks fuckers.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

Well they keep voting for him when he runs against Ken Livingstone, to be precise

Don't know if Eddie Izzard will be enough here.

There are similarities

Fight the funny man with a Funny Man.

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

Bet you Cameron punched the air when he heard that interview.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

Or Lynton Crosby, depending on who or what was nearer.

i haven't seen this, what makes anybody think he didn't throw the test?

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

He didn't throw it but he was clearly really fucking irritated at having to do it and was just tossing answers around without thinking. Interviewers are slowly realising that if you subject Boris to a bit of scrutiny or hostile questioning he throws his toys out of the pram and self-destructs. A proper PM-in-waiting would have been able to deal with that, or the "nasty piece of work" interview a lot better.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

I don't know why anyone would think Lynton Crosby punches the air if Boris Johnson fucks up, since Boris was his last project.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

iq tests are the same as lateral thinking tests?

lex pretend, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

more like straight logic i think?

exciting vampire castle (NickB), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link

ennhhhh i always aced IQ tests but i wouldn't have got any of these right

the shocker is that in SIX YEARS boris still hasn't met bob crow, wtaf

lex pretend, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

It's amazing how we could afford a welfare state when the country was virtually bankrupt after the war and literally in ruins and we apparently can't now.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link

Despite mounting evidence for a growing food poverty crisis in the UK, ministers maintain there is “no robust evidence” of a link between sweeping welfare reforms and a rise in the use of food banks. However, publication of research into the phenomenon, commissioned by the Government itself, has been delayed, amid speculation that the findings may prove embarrassing for ministers.

Wouldn't want to embarrass Danny Alexander would we? Plus there's no evidence - robust or otherwise - for benefits tourism either jussayinlike...

Saturated with working class intelligence and not afraid to show it (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 11:30 (ten years ago) link

I'm not really sure I see permanent austerity as a vote-winner especially with them crowing about economic growth at the same time but this is the British public I suppose.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link

whoever gets in after this utter shower of douches will have so much to repair

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 11:50 (ten years ago) link

and no will to do so

Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link

Yes, I think most of these 'reforms' will be permanent barring a miracle.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link

or a disaster

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link

Short of either a Cathy Come Home or a Poll Tax Riot moment these will be permanent. Even if Labour had significant will to do so the slice of the Exchequer that would be required to reverse this would have them so terrified of being labelled financially irresponsible that they would no longer countenance it.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link

it's still a safety net, it's just that the holes are bit wider

Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link

Was it Gove who suggested food banks were some sort of lifestyle choice for some people?

Saturated with working class intelligence and not afraid to show it (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link

In their absence from govt labour is assuming the mantle of "party what would do all the stuff what we want done" again huh

howd that go before

mind totally brown (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link

rote

Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link

I don't know, let's ask some malnourished people

Saturated with working class intelligence and not afraid to show it (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link

malnourishment is a lifestyle choice tbf

Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link

Was it Gove who suggested food banks were some sort of lifestyle choice for some people?

"I had the opportunity to visit a food bank in my constituency only on Friday and I appreciate that there are families who do face considerable pressures.

"It's often as a result of some decisions that have been taken by those families which mean that they are not best able to manage their finances.

"What we need to do is to ensure the support is there not just financially but also to make sure that the right decisions are made."

In other words: if you're shit out of luck, work and food it's your own fault.

ass pee leg wetter (onimo), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link

also "they are not best able to manage their finances" from a man who had to return £7000 in expense claims.

ass pee leg wetter (onimo), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link

I appreciate that there are families who do face considerable pressures.

I really honestly and truly don't believe any of this government appreciate that, or what it may feel like.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link

look, Gove is saying that benefits are enough to keep you alive and if you waste your money on ciggies, TV, clothes or Xmas presents it's your own fault.

this may be factually accurate for all i know.

Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link

and before anybody's knee jerks what i'm saying is we shdn't be happy accepting this even if it were true

Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link

My gratitude to the Liberal Democrats for unleashing these cunts on the British people knows no bounds. Thanks guys, I, for one, will never forget this.

Saturated with working class intelligence and not afraid to show it (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

There's a few will be remembering..

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

Someone's listening to the Autumn Statement in the next room. I can't make out actual words, but just hearing the tone of voice of these braying fuckheads is bad enough.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Thursday, 5 December 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link

GIF defacers, do your worst:

http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/ids3.gif?w=424&h=424

hatcat marnell (suzy), Thursday, 5 December 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

Wonder when these jokers are going to stop working on their music hall comedy double act and start running the country?
PMQS: Cameron taunts Balls over hand gestures

All that self-sacrifice, judgement, self-pity! I’d say it’s (snoball), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link

I think this is the most shameful thing I've ever witnessed coming out of Parliament: iain-duncan-smith-leaves-commons-debate-on-food-banks-early-9013917

(a) Is this "coalition" government the longest suicide note in British political history? I mean, do they just not want to be in power?

or:

(b) Is this actually what most people in this country seem to want? In which case I'm getting the hell out before we end up with a state of emergency/c*nc*ntr*t**n c*mp scenario.

Definitely (b|

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link

I just watched that. I think it's a case that the Tories are banking on there being enough people in category (b) for it to be in their favour, electorally, but they might be wrong about that and it does depend on enough of the country being insulated, ignorant and/or willfully blind to what's actually happening. The public accepted austerity, by and large, as way of balancing the books, now they are effectively advocating permanent austerity, well I'm not sure that's a vote-winner. They're now advocating cuts on a scale that strike me as unachieveable without something breaking. A lot of this is just to bounce Labour into a position they think will stand against them at the next election.

(a) might indeed be possible though. They're consciously inflating a housing bubble that even they can see must burst at some point, and presumably don't want to be in power when that happens. On the other hand, if Labour are in power when it happens, then that's another 18 years of Tory government virtually assured.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:08 (ten years ago) link

I was thinking about this the other day, about how the Tories being the "nasty party" had harmed their election prospects in the past, pretty sure Lynton Crosby has assured them not to worry about that anymore as this is now the "nasty country".

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link

Labour's motion calling on the government to reduce dependency on food bank was eventually defeated by 294 votes to 251, a majority of 43 as Tories and Lib Dems banded together to shout it down.

Caring sharing Lib Dems.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link

It doesn't help that Labour allowed themselves to totally give up the ground on the austerity debate, the Tories reckon they can effectively get away with anything as long they also keep hammering the message that Labour can't be trusted with the economy. And given that Labour have effectively taken any argument for a Keynesian stimulus or even just a straight-up moral argument off the table, they've effectively signed themselves up to austerity as well. Strikes me that the Crosby tactic is more or less working, even if the Tories are behind in the polls.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link

Yes, I'm pretty sure now they will win the next election

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link

Alex Salmond must be loving it

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link

Yep, the case that this is not absolutely necessary has been made much more strongly by the centre-left-leaning papers than by the opposition. People have been told that it's vitally important that discretionary funding is cut back because the economy is in no shape to support it. Whether that's actually the kind of country people want to live in permanently remains to be seen though. It'll be tough to sell the idea of an economic recovery and empty coffers at the same time.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link

It'll be tough to sell the idea of an economic recovery and empty coffers at the same time.

"We're on the right track but there's still work to do" is the current mantra covering both bases and I believe they're planning on using those words until at least 2017 if re-elected.

gaze not into the navel (onimo), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link

What words will the Lib Dems be using I wonder?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link

"Heard Ya Missed Us, Well We're Back."

"Blue Tory Yellow Tory Blue Tory Yellow Tory"

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

"Would you like fries with that?"

the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

"Ten pence for a cup of tea?"

All that self-sacrifice, judgement, self-pity! I’d say it’s (snoball), Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

"I voss neffer a member of the Liberal Demokratik Party!"

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

He looks like he's lost in a beautiful reverie of emaciated Bolton children in a gruel queue.

Matt DC, Friday, 20 December 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link

Something weirdly Zaphod Beeblebrox-ish about that image.

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Speaking at his monthly press conference in Whitehall, Clegg said: "You've got a Conservative party now who are driven, it seems to me, by two very clear ideological impulses. One is to remorselessly pare back the state – for ideological reasons just cut back the state.

"Secondly – and I think they are making a monumental mistake in doing so – they say the only people in society, the only section in society, which will bear the burden of further fiscal consolidation are the working-age poor."

Wow. maybe somebody should, like, try to stop them.

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link

That doesn't strike me as egregiously awful. The BMW is described as a company car and I don't think it's unreasonable for a recently divorced person with a child to struggle to put together a £25k deposit, or whatever, on their own. Less dodgy than people getting £600k state-backed mortgages with 5% down.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Monday, 6 January 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link

lol nv

mustread guy (schlump), Monday, 6 January 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/06/law-to-stop-eveyone-everything

hadn't spotted this until now

ogmor, Monday, 6 January 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jan/06/david-cameron-barber-mbe-services-hairdressing

David Cameron's barber was awarded an MBE in the New Year honours list for "services to hairdressing", it has emerged.

I'm Catholic and I agree with you 100 percent (onimo), Monday, 6 January 2014 22:55 (ten years ago) link

I genuinely cannot believe that Clegg is stupid enough to believe that anyone will take that interview seriously as a point of differentiation.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 08:54 (ten years ago) link

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/09/fire-stations-close_n_4567663.html#slide=more332582

At Clerkenwell Fire Station, which at more than 140 years old is the oldest in the country, fireman Alex Badcock looked stricken as he walked out of the station gate, covering his mouth with his hands.
...
The fire station is set to be immediately converted to luxury flats.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 10 January 2014 02:01 (ten years ago) link

Clerkenwell Fire Station is full of firemen's flats which have remained empty for years, but is actually the nearest station to Boris Johnson's home. I hope that comes back to bite him in the arse someday.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Friday, 10 January 2014 07:33 (ten years ago) link

What are the chances of some kind of funding related row between the tories and the police?

cardamon, Friday, 10 January 2014 07:57 (ten years ago) link

Already happening; google Tom Winsor and all shall be revealed.

When the riots began over that weekend, a lot of on-call police just didn't answer their phones and boasted about it on police blogs like the now-closed Inspector Gadget.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Friday, 10 January 2014 08:21 (ten years ago) link

every time i think about posting another succulent Gove quote i end up coming to the conclusion that teachers kinda really enjoy being trolled

Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2014 08:29 (ten years ago) link

This is depressingly moronic:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/10/chuka-umunna-eu-migration_n_4573691.html

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Friday, 10 January 2014 13:01 (ten years ago) link

that was a good question time that

^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 10 January 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/new-nhs-drugs-policy-could-see-elderly-denied-treatment-9050297.html

New drugs will only be made available on the NHS if they help people deemed to be a benefit to society under proposals that prompted fears elderly people could be denied treatment

feels like we've been wasting the word 'fascist' all those other times we've used it.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 10 January 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

otm. thats the grimmest.

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Friday, 10 January 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link

As good as time as any to chime in with my monthly "I can't believe the Tories are actually as bad as the caricatures they've been drawn as for all these years"

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Friday, 10 January 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link

Wider societal benefits would potentially also include things like reducing the strain on carers but this quote from Lord How's seems key:

We cannot simply spend more and more on drugs – this would mean spending less and less elsewhere. That’s why we have asked NICE to look at the impact that drugs can have on people’s ability to work or contribute to the economy and society. A drug that brings a lot of extra benefits may justify the NHS paying more, but equally the NHS might pay less for a drug that does not deliver wider benefits.

NICE has always had a cost / benefit analysis framework which has taken anticipated years to live into account and it's difficult to determine exactly how much of a change this is.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Friday, 10 January 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link

Lord Howe.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Friday, 10 January 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link

I am sometimes distracted from despair by the fact that in a tiny anecdotal sense this government IS alienating people who have voted Tory all their life. I have a good friend who actually stood as a Tory councillor once who is disgusted by the current government on so many levels, in fact he posts more anti-Tory shit on Facebook than everyone but my most marxist friend (that might be because I normally don't friend people who spam political stuff on my feed).

It can happen? Maybe.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 10 January 2014 23:52 (ten years ago) link

NICE? seriously?

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Saturday, 11 January 2014 00:04 (ten years ago) link

National Institute For Clinical Excellence.

Very New Labour name.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Saturday, 11 January 2014 00:10 (ten years ago) link

I am sometimes distracted from despair by the fact that in a tiny anecdotal sense this government IS alienating people who have voted Tory all their life.

Same here. I feel like there's a group of people who've always voted conservative because they equate political conservatism with principles such as tradition, morality and community. The free market/small government/rich get richer side of things was either covered up by these three or was seen to be inherently involved in them.

Now that tradition, morality and community have been disposed of (except as shaky catch-phrases) maybe this type of conservative voter will find what's left (the free market/small government/rich get richer side of things) unappealing.

cardamon, Saturday, 11 January 2014 03:52 (ten years ago) link

The one group that the Tories seriously cannot afford to alienate is the older voter, but if they keep going after pensions and medical treatment for the elderly, they are going to do just that.

Branwell Bell, Saturday, 11 January 2014 09:45 (ten years ago) link

Huh. Should probably try and get 'death panels' going as a meme in the UK.

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 11 January 2014 11:05 (ten years ago) link

On the other hand, pandering to their core audience is likely to screw over the under-75s even more so you can't really win.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Saturday, 11 January 2014 11:18 (ten years ago) link

I was about to say that under-75s don't vote for Tories, but actually recent experience working in the banking industry shows that actually, many of them do, and the motives aren't traditionalism at all (or thinly dressed up, if it is) but greed. The greatest myth the Tories ever put out was that if you vote Tory, act Tory, think Tory, you will have access to the kind of privilege that Tories openly display themselves as having (both the wealth kind and the other kind) and when Tories flaunt their privilege, it's actually advertising for the Tory lifestyle, rather than the grotesque posturing we see it for. And if you don't get with the Tory program, you're just a chav and it's your own fault. Or something.

Branwell Bell, Saturday, 11 January 2014 11:27 (ten years ago) link

I have met a lot of socially liberal finance types who don't relish voting for them but probably will because they buy into the idea that they are managing the economy pretty well. It's not clear-cut greed, it tends to be 'I would like the country to spend more on social welfare but the economy just cannot sustain it' which, if they do win the next election, will be the message they win it on.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Saturday, 11 January 2014 11:31 (ten years ago) link

As good as time as any to chime in with my monthly "I can't believe the Tories are actually as bad as the caricatures they've been drawn as for all these years"

Some of us old bores have been saying it for years and getting mildly teased on ILX for it - but not recently

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 January 2014 13:07 (ten years ago) link

Like a banker would ever knowingly have contact with people who require social welfare? Economy can sustain welfare spending just fine (it's adding costs via third parties like Atos and other costs are going up in, say, the NHS that wouldn't be rising outwith cuts elsewhere) and I do not see how any intelligent person hasn't figured out the cuts are wholly ideological, a made choice rather than 'we have no choice'.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Saturday, 11 January 2014 14:49 (ten years ago) link

Would help if more than a handful of people in party politics or the mainstream press was making the case for that to be true. The choice seems to be between 'we need to make major cuts quickly' and 'we need to make major cuts a bit more slowly'. The idea that the country was almost on the brink of economic collapse and had to be dragged away from the precipice or go the way of Spain / Greece has been effectively sold and not effectively challenged.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Saturday, 11 January 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link

The recession's been such a great opportunity for them – they've always wanted to do this stuff but now they get to pretend they have to do this stuff

cardamon, Saturday, 11 January 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link

It has occurred to me now I'm sober that aforementioned Tory friend is a history teacher so him being pissed off by the Tories is perhaps not surprising.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 11 January 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link

Big hearted Britain

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 12:44 (ten years ago) link

fuck's sake

cardamon, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:04 (ten years ago) link

Why, why, is there nothing surprising about that?

cardamon, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link

Outrage fatigue? No rage left in the rage-pot?

Branwell Bell, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link

want to see the actual thing before making a judgement (the article seems to be giving it a bit of a spin) but can't really be arsed.

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link

i'm just jealous because i never get given any shopping vouchers for good/bad work

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

i do! amazon vouchers. and i got a cinema voucher for shooting that one guy in the face.

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link

are you an escort?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link

The recession's been such a great opportunity for them – they've always wanted to do this stuff but now they get to pretend they have to do this stuff

― cardamon, 11. januar 2014 17:33 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whenever someone told me about Naomi Klein's Shock Doctrine, I would think they were way too conspirational. But it's exactly what has happened.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link

Shock Doctrine should be required reading for just about everyone.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link

nice one Labour!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25803006

Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 20 January 2014 16:52 (ten years ago) link

Not even pretending to oppose Tories any more.

Tory spokesman zing otm:
"After 13 years of Labour running our education system, many young people looking for work do not have the English and Maths skills they need to get a job."

Problem is both parties then punish/blame the person with the no job and the poor education.

cis het boy (onimo), Monday, 20 January 2014 17:00 (ten years ago) link

don't forget continuing to pursue the same fucked-up education policy that helped create the situation

can't believe people like things (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 January 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link

They seem to have given up on the argument that one of the problems is that there are 100x candidates chasing after x jobs. Perhaps they should just have done and praise the Tories for creating all of these jobs that people are too thick and illiterate to do.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 14:23 (ten years ago) link

So what about this Costa Coffee thing. Wow.

cardamon, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:10 (ten years ago) link

'Why don't you get a job at Costa Coffee' is the sort of thing it might be reasonable for a middle-class parent to say to a teenage son or daughter who wanted a new iphone. 'You're just unemployed because you're lazy and expect too much' is the kind of thing it might be appropriate for close friends and relatives to say to each other.

In fact so much of what the Tories come out with sounds like they live in quite a closed, immediate, family-friends-work lifeworld, one sufficiently well-off such that there's no-one whose disability is compounded by poverty, and no-one who's going to struggle to network into a job after university, and no-one whose immigration status is in question.

Can they just not see beyond the petit mondes they each live in as individuals or is this all intentional

cardamon, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:20 (ten years ago) link

tbf that statement was made by a former GMTV presenter.

'Why don't you get a job at Costa Coffee' when not applied in the situations Cardamon describes are words that could only be used by someone who has no idea how little they pay in such coffee shops and no inclination to find out.

tbf that statement was made by a former GMTV presenter

I really don't see why that makes any difference either way. Please elaborate.

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 23 January 2014 10:48 (ten years ago) link

Because they would, I suspect, see things in a GMTV way.

cutting

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 23 January 2014 12:09 (ten years ago) link

What are you really annoyed about?

I'm annoyed about this shitty govt and I don't really see what GMTV has to do with it but if that's how you process stuff then get on with it

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 23 January 2014 12:36 (ten years ago) link

I'd argue that as an ex-GMTV presenter, one should not complain about the demographic that provided a great deal of one's viewers and thusly a sizeable slice of the ratings which kept one salaried and clothed in low-level designer fashions.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Thursday, 23 January 2014 12:51 (ten years ago) link

Really, what is it with Scousers who become rich and turn Tory? Is there some kind of extended self-denial going on, or is it some form of rebellion against their having to grow up in socialist Liverpool?

Low-level designer fashion oh the shame

cis het boy (onimo), Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:26 (ten years ago) link

I'm sure that's the hoped for outcome.

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link

Oh wait, you meant the tories topping their own rhetoric, yeah, that too.

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link

Mr Duncan Smith said people should stop “disapproving” of people on benefits, whom he terms “our fellow citizens”, and instead blame politicians for creating a failing welfare system that traps people on benefits.
The current benefits system encourages people to turn to crime and the cash-in-hand economy because they are penalised for earning money legitimately, he said.
But he indicated the Government is preparing a crackdown on in-work tax credits, which cost £170bn a year between 2003 and 2010, saying some families spend the extra money on drink and drugs while their children go unfed.

well that lasted a whole paragraph

cis het boy (onimo), Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

saying some families spend the extra money on drink and drugs while their children go unfed.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18391663

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:56 (ten years ago) link

would facebook have been better/worse than shares?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 24 January 2014 11:39 (ten years ago) link

I can't work out if IDS is a cretin or an evil cunt or both

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:46 (ten years ago) link

...but Evil Cretin seems to fit tbh

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:47 (ten years ago) link

... do not underestimate the determination of an evil cretin, to paraphrase an evil cretin

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:48 (ten years ago) link

From a Nick Cohen article a while ago:

One told me that I and other opponents of the coalition did not understand the Conservative party's leading figures. Cameron had a human face. He may be tetchy and rude in private, but if he saw that a government policy was causing avoidable harm, there was a faint chance he would change it. Iain Duncan Smith had a Christian conscience and did not like seeing suffering. He was a "decent" man, despite everything. If you showed him he was hurting people, he was hurt in turn.

But George Osborne… well, Osborne was another matter. He was like a computer program. You couldn't appeal to his better nature, or to any notion of the public good.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:54 (ten years ago) link

Iain Duncan Smith had a Christian conscience and did not like seeing suffering. He was a "decent" man, despite everything. If you showed him he was hurting people, he was hurt in turn.

I mean clearly this is bollocks right?

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Friday, 24 January 2014 12:55 (ten years ago) link

Suspect this means hurt as in 'bays like wounded dog when challenged on Question Time'.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link

Suspect this means hurt as in 'bays like wounded dog when challenged on Question Time'.

What he does he shout and puts on a pathetic show of anger if anyone dare doubt his decency and Christian conscience

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 24 January 2014 13:02 (ten years ago) link

so the lobbying/gagging bill has gone through minus any amendment to exempt charities from electoral law, & leaving a super vague definition of campaigning for electoral purposes

ogmor, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:20 (ten years ago) link

I don't understand our complicated medieval political system, but can someone please explain to me how "the vote is a tie" means we have to have it anyway?

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 11:42 (ten years ago) link

Tied votes

If the vote is tied - which is very unusual - in the Commons the Speaker has the casting vote. The Speaker casts his vote according to what was done in similar circumstances in the past. Where possible the issue should remain open for further discussion and no final decision should be made by a casting vote.

In the Lords, the Lord Speaker does not have a casting vote. Instead, the tied vote is resolved according to established rules (called the Standing Orders).

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 13:23 (ten years ago) link

http://www.parliament.uk/about/how/business/divisions/

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 13:24 (ten years ago) link

http://www.election.demon.co.uk/ties.html

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link

Thanks, Ken.

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link

I guess it is this bit
"The final rule is that the Speaker, in any division upon a bill, should vote to leave a bill in its existing form. "

which I guess must have trumped this bit
"The Speaker should vote so as not to decide the question - in other words, to give the House the opportunity for further debate on an issue. Therefore, if there is a tie on a division such as a Second Reading vote, where failure would kill the Bill being debated, the Speaker will always vote to continue the Bill"

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 13:46 (ten years ago) link

They're joking with this school 9-6, 45 weeks of the year stuff surely? Christ, I'd never have survived school if it was these hours. 8am-2.15pm was bad enough.

pandemic, Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:16 (ten years ago) link

Dunno how Laurence Sterne managed with his 6 am-8 pm, seven days a week hours.

he died in his late 40s iirc

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:20 (ten years ago) link

He was 54. That wasn't bad for the 18th century.

I wonder whether zero hours opt-out schooling will be an option.

anyway i don't think historical models of treating children like chattels are useful comparisons to our existing education system

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:26 (ten years ago) link

Oh, the irony.

i'm aware of how bad it is now, i just thought you were saying "hey it could be worse" which, while strictly true...

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:31 (ten years ago) link

I think it’s coming full circle.

it's worse in many ways, the old model tended to use brutish methods to inculcate knowledge that was considered necessary and improving for civilized adults, the new model uses technocrat methods to turn children into machine tools

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:38 (ten years ago) link

i thought this new model is to turn school into baby sitters so that parents can work longer hours

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:44 (ten years ago) link

sorry, that too

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:45 (ten years ago) link

They're joking with this school 9-6, 45 weeks of the year stuff surely? Christ, I'd never have survived school if it was these hours. 8am-2.15pm was bad enough.

long school hours is v much an ARK schools thing - it goes along with their super rigid focus on discipline, school as controlling influence. Wouldn't be any sort of surprise if Gove wanted to take their academies as a model for all schools.

fresh from zone one through zones A-D (c sharp major), Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:53 (ten years ago) link

Don't understand the ARK system at all. How can "high achieving" and "non-selective" not contradict each other?

i suppose they believe that anyone can be made to be "high achieving"

fresh from zone one through zones A-D (c sharp major), Thursday, 30 January 2014 12:00 (ten years ago) link

That's dangerous socialist talk is that.

when oh when will the organizations that founded the Labour party stop trying to influence the Labour party?

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:04 (ten years ago) link

How about when the Labour party stops standing for the interests of the working man/woman? Oh wait...

And when you f--- up, you go backwards (snoball), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link

the guantanamo threads all seem dead, idk where it should go

ogmor, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link

Someone explain to me what that longer school hours thing is supposed to achieve

At the moment I can only pass it in terms of 'Makes old people vote for them'/'Make people who like school vote for them'

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:13 (ten years ago) link

^speaking error in heat of moment

imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:15 (ten years ago) link

Really though this is all disgusting pro-stratification elitist ideological BS of the most transparently shit order and the sooner Gove is testing 4 year-olds the sooner we may raise a lynch mob

imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:17 (ten years ago) link

'BS of the most transparently shit order' = another speaking error lol

imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:17 (ten years ago) link

... parse. Well, if only I'd had longer school hours, eh?

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:18 (ten years ago) link

I mean presumably, keeping kids in beyond three o'clock cuts into what is conventionally family time - and this is meant to mean more time in someone's life in which they are disciplined, by school - so what, how does this fit in with not wanting a nanny state?

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:21 (ten years ago) link

lol looking for consistency

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:22 (ten years ago) link

But idk I guess there are people around who respond in a Pavlovian fashion to any mention of SCHOOL and DISCIPLINE and so on, and will be inclined to vote for anyone who makes the right whistle

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:23 (ten years ago) link

in brief tho: Gove has one job which is to troll the fuck out of teachers, who for some reason seem to fucking love it. anything that wd require a major increase in spending is a nonstarter in real life but nobody in the game wants to admit that. and the Nanny State only applies to adults - children shd just shut the fuck up and take what's coming to them.

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:24 (ten years ago) link

srsly i have teachy friends whose Facebooks are now never-ending streams of Gove articles and angry anti-Govism, he's a genuine straw man hung out by the Tories for the NUT to clown themselves on

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:27 (ten years ago) link

There's a certain cunning involved in a lot of what they do, though. It seems to involve knowing just how to provoke outrage in nice people who are a little bit wooly, so that it looks as though only wooly people would oppose the proposed policy.

That announcement about school hours seems calculated to send people who were brought up by Quakers somewhere in the countryside into hot, stuttering sweats, which is of course perfect PR for soi-disant 'realistic', 'hard working' wankers.

The theatrical, Victorian cruelty of the benefit cuts likewise seems calculated to bring out a kind of sympathy that is correspondingly Victorian and melodramatic and again, your 'realists' are going to have a great time weathering that storm.

Same with the arts funding cuts.

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:37 (ten years ago) link

xp but we seem to be saying similar things, NV

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:38 (ten years ago) link

yeah i wasn't disagreeing, just pondering how much irl damage Gove will do in a already shitty system

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:39 (ten years ago) link

plus i've been holding off on doing my own "plenty of thick bastards are products of private education" spiel

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:41 (ten years ago) link

xp to self But it's all very well me calling nice people wooly. Trying to match the tory hard-headedness meanwhile gets me nowhere: people don't want to hear about how money received as benefits goes back into the economy when the benefit claimant spends it, or how it keeps local shops open. They just glaze over because, surprise surprise, tory policy has little to do with what actually works, or how things actually work

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:42 (ten years ago) link

haha NV I didn't want to imply that my 'wooly' people are your teacher friends

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:42 (ten years ago) link

i know teachers of the superficially wooly and non-wooly varieties. in the end i guess Gove can do this because a huge chunk of people hate teachers and another huge chunk of people hate children so

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:55 (ten years ago) link

Feel there's also something to be said in this thread about Louise Mensch, Esther McVey and Katie Hopkins as an emerging 'type'. To me they all look and sound like slightly haphazard shapeshifters, whose training manual for their part in the invasion of earth has been a used copy of Nuts and a Stylist picked up off a bus seat and some crackly pirate editions of some hospital drama where the female lead is always under pressure, and has to make tough decisions.

That is, they're like an uncanny valley version of real-life self-possessed women, in the same way that Cameron is a creaky pastiche of that one line manager you had, who was firm but fair and knew what to do when things were getting difficult.

cardamon, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:58 (ten years ago) link

Gove's just pandering to fear among parents of the right age, he's a journalist, he knows what makes good headlines, but I doubt a lot of this stuff will see the light of day precisely because it costs money.

Obviously he has other terrible policies and talks shit virtually every time he opens his mouth but he knows what plays with the public. Schools policy is the single trickiest issue for any government I think but Gove's just resorting to populism in the hope that people will equate it with Doing Something.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 11:21 (ten years ago) link

I know someone who goes on holiday to the same place as the Gove family some summers, and apparently both he and his wife literally sit there reading books and drinking and totally ignoring their children (who obviously have a nanny) all day, which is worth bearing in mind next time he says something self-righteous about parenting skillz.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 11:23 (ten years ago) link

Also, I know I've mentioned this before, but it's an open secret in Notting Hill that Gove & Vine 'got religion' to get their children into the best C of E primary in Kensington. To the point where Vine teaches Sunday school now, at the church in question. I look forward to the juvenile cohort of W8/W11 learning all about supply-side Jesus...

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 11:35 (ten years ago) link

and totally ignoring their children (who obviously have a nanny) all day, which is worth bearing in mind next time he says something self-righteous about parenting skillz.

tbh this is probably best thing for the kids

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 11:40 (ten years ago) link

Sounds like my childhood holidays - except for the nanny of course

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 11:58 (ten years ago) link

... and the reading of books... so drinking and ignoring children basically

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 11:59 (ten years ago) link

It would be interesting to know what percentage of parents would back longer school hours. Clearly there is a Victorian Protestant Work Ethic thing going on but where i live a lot of parents (or more accurately a lot of women) find their employment options limited by the cost of childcare and many not particularly wealthy families, often from immigrant communities, have to pay extra for after-school lessons in English, maths and science to help with homework stuff.

In theory, having properly-resourced (possibly optional) state-funded tutoring / childcare in schools might be an ok idea if it's there's money thrown at it and won't put an intolerable burden on teachers. Which is where theory unfortunately comes crashing into what would actually happen in practice.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 12:24 (ten years ago) link

- make lazy teachers work longer and harder
- keep kids off the street
- cut childcare time/cost for Hard Working Families

can't see how it doesn't win votes with their key audiences of middle class and middle aged cunts

collector of cultural references (onimo), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link

http://www.vanityfair.com/society/2014/03/wendi-deng-note-tony-blair

I met TB once and can confirm he is taller than you would think and his eyes were very blue, clearly didn't pay enough attention to legs and butt though :(

Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 15:35 (ten years ago) link

funny i thought the pro-independence campaign (this is independence for scotland to which i refer) was going to lean itself heavily on the emotional appeal but now that's the essence of cameron's plea weird

conrad, Friday, 7 February 2014 13:01 (ten years ago) link

Is there much else for him to lean on?

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Friday, 7 February 2014 13:06 (ten years ago) link

polls still say the economic argument is the real vote winner, i'd've thought the independence campaign was more vulnerable on this simply because it can't really back up any economic predictions it might make

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 February 2014 13:08 (ten years ago) link

i vote for independence

conrad, Friday, 7 February 2014 13:17 (ten years ago) link

i don't get to vote but

conrad, Friday, 7 February 2014 13:17 (ten years ago) link

i would vote for independence

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 February 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link

Best thing the Tories can do is stay the fuck out of it tbh. William Hague telling us it would only cost us £200 a year each to never see him again had people reaching for their wallets and did more for the yes vote than any of Salmond's bluster.

I am a 'music' fan. Revolutionary, isn't it? (onimo), Friday, 7 February 2014 13:21 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dPfskOrsWg&feature=youtu.be

conrad, Friday, 7 February 2014 13:31 (ten years ago) link

funny i thought the pro-independence campaign (this is independence for scotland to which i refer) was going to lean itself heavily on the emotional appeal but now that's the essence of cameron's plea weird

The problem for the Unionists is that it's hard to compete with Salmond's fat-faced smug positivity - I mean, how can you sound positive about Britain, it's shit - all you can really do is try to put the willies up people. This is Cameron's attempt at injecting a bit of positivity - at a safe distance of 500 miles.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Friday, 7 February 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link

A senior British defence official described a year without military action as a problem. Recruiters were already struggling and the prospect of no action in 2015 would not help. "You want to join the army to do stuff," he said.

He anticipated action in the future: "I think after the election the prime minister will have the appetite to get on to the horse again, though we have to make sure it is the right horse. I would be surprised if nothing happens a year and a half or two from now."

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link

maybe they can deal with the flood

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:12 (ten years ago) link

maybe they can deal with Scotland, we'll have to watch out for border reavers, cattle raiders and sheep stealers once they're independent.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 00:35 (ten years ago) link

Which. Side. Do. I. Take?

*paints self blue and tears self in half*

"righteous indignation shit" (Branwell Bell), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 08:04 (ten years ago) link

Salmond's fat-faced smug positivity

unfortunately this is the main negative to me

conrad, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 09:22 (ten years ago) link

maybe they can deal with the flood

killin foreigners or not interested bruv

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 13:59 (ten years ago) link

Cameron's speech about the flood managing to imply annoyance at having to pay to fix stuff but no, no, we will do what we have to, just a bit annoyed that it's going to cost money is all

cardamon, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 15:47 (ten years ago) link

we will do what we have to, to make sure these tiresome oiks continue voting Tory

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 15:48 (ten years ago) link

If this were all happening a year from now it'd cost them the election.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link

I hope 'money is no object' is brought up next time there's a problem with nhs, or schools

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link

http://johnnyvoid.wordpress.com/2014/02/13/the-benefit-sanction-debt-trap-is-this-iain-duncan-smiths-nastiest-move-so-far/

Unemployed and disabled people could find themselves owing the Government hundreds, or even thousands of pounds, if they fail to attend workfare or miss a meeting with the Jobcentre.

Details are emerging (thanks to @refuted) of a horrifying regime planned when Universal Credit is introduced which will see emergency Hardship Payments converted into repayable loans.

cardamon, Thursday, 13 February 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link

http://www.channel4.com/news/why-is-government-website-carrying-fake-jobs

The government's Jobmatch website is carrying bogus vacancies from nine online recruitment agencies run by a Baptist deacon in Coventry, who makes money by encouraging visitors to post their CVs.

and if you don't apply for enough non-existent jobs to help this guy makes £thousands you'll lose your benefits

I am a 'music' fan. Revolutionary, isn't it? (onimo), Thursday, 13 February 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link

Ahh yeah that fucking thing too

cardamon, Thursday, 13 February 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link

Universal Jobmatch is a crock of shite, reverse engineered from the software Monster use on their site and you'd think wouldn't you that a government portal should have people checking to make sure the jobs are good and legit, but no

cardamon, Thursday, 13 February 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link

Not to mention its habit of eating your email address and password so you have to make a new email address just to use it

cardamon, Thursday, 13 February 2014 22:51 (ten years ago) link

Nick Clegg says Lib Dem-Labour coalition possible
You slippery bastard.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 17 February 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link

OK, so the water-cannons-in-London thing we keep hearing about, that nobody who isn't a top cop or Boris Johnson seems to want (or to vote for if on the GLA) ?

They're inviting the public to respond to the consultation. Also, if any of you have experience with consultation docs, does it appear to you as if they're trying to get the cannons in by hook or by crook?

https://www.london.gov.uk/priorities/policing-crime/mission-priorities/water-cannon

baked beings on toast (suzy), Monday, 17 February 2014 13:02 (ten years ago) link

are fourth place parties able to form coalitions?
xpost

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 17 February 2014 13:30 (ten years ago) link

TS: Conservative majority or Lab/LibDem/UKIP coalition?

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 17 February 2014 13:32 (ten years ago) link

the latter wd be funnier

the undersea world of jacques kernow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 February 2014 13:35 (ten years ago) link

It's gonna be Con/UKIP

nigel farage, deputy prime minister

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 17 February 2014 13:58 (ten years ago) link

still don't think UKIP are capable of turning their comedy protest vote into actual parliamentary seats, god knows they've had enough goes at it

the undersea world of jacques kernow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 February 2014 14:03 (ten years ago) link

Also I'm guessing that any actual parliamentary seats for UKIP will come at the expense of Tory seats (?). Which doesn't help much for coalition building.

pariah newsletter (seandalai), Monday, 17 February 2014 14:04 (ten years ago) link

But they won't get any seats

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 17 February 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link

sure, that too.

Legendary Zing! Alum (seandalai), Monday, 17 February 2014 15:38 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26256971

Labour concede they won't give a fuck about the unemployed after you've voted for them.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link

hey, it's still important to vote for them as they will make a very real difference to people's lives

the undersea world of jacques kernow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link

Blair 'advised Brooks before arrest'

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair gave advice to News International boss Rebekah Brooks on handling the developing phone-hacking scandal days before her arrest, a court hears.

^ Something so depressing about this.

djh, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link

it's okay, he says it was informal so no big deal eh?

the undersea world of jacques kernow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 19:15 (ten years ago) link

as advices go though, they were pretty crap

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Thursday, 20 February 2014 11:50 (ten years ago) link

hey guys, he was on a journey, just back off mmmkay?

Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Thursday, 20 February 2014 11:59 (ten years ago) link

You're surely not implying that the sacked manager of Cardiff City was party to this hell on earth?

something something shady club with history of combustible supporters something

politically autocorrect (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 February 2014 12:31 (ten years ago) link

It's probably exactly same advice he gave to Gadaffi when it all kicked off in Libya.

Matt DC, Thursday, 20 February 2014 12:44 (ten years ago) link

Rebekah Brooks has a terrible grasp of the English language based on that memo.

doglato dozzy (dog latin), Thursday, 20 February 2014 12:57 (ten years ago) link

no that is how her name is spelt

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:15 (ten years ago) link

the borough of islington were running assistance for welfare appeals and had >80% success

this is only blue sky dogshit that will never happen but charging for access to public tribunals lik this seems like an obvious human rights act violation

Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 February 2014 00:45 (ten years ago) link

Immigration appeals require a fee, iirc.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Friday, 21 February 2014 06:12 (ten years ago) link

"[Women] don't have to feel unfeminine," she said.

"There are some wonderful sports which you can do and perform to a very high level and I think those participating look absolutely radiant and very feminine such as ballet, gymnastics, cheerleading and even roller-skating.

"We really need to take a step back and actually ask women what they want and give it to them.

"Whether it's a Zumba class or a game of rounders after they've dropped the kids off. That's the approach we need to take - what works for them."

Helen Grant, Minister for Sport and Equalities, Ladies and Gentlemen

we sold our Solsta for Rock'n'Roll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2014 07:20 (ten years ago) link

fuck's fucking sake

lex pretend, Friday, 21 February 2014 07:24 (ten years ago) link

the aggravating thing is that there's a real point underneath all the 1950s "women know your place" bullshit

we sold our Solsta for Rock'n'Roll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2014 07:25 (ten years ago) link

Immigration appeals require a fee, iirc.

― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Friday, February 21, 2014 6:12 AM (1 hour ago)

and under current legal aid rules, as i understand it, people making immigration appeals are only eligible for legal aid if they're judged to have a more than 50% chance of success (not sure how this fits with the govt's earlier move to deny legal aid to non-uk residents, which I guess you could argue a new asylum seeker is by default).

of human sonnage (c sharp major), Friday, 21 February 2014 07:27 (ten years ago) link

It's not just the ConDems that have that opinion about women. The Labour policy document:

http://www.sportsthinktank.com/uploads/labour-sports-manifesto.pdf

There are now sports centres specifically for teenage girls; programmes such as “Back 2
Netball” offering flexible formats to appeal to women who may not have played sport since
school; and a UK Athletics Women’s Running Network, providing a safe an accessible
environment for women of all ages to enjoy running in their own time.
We will ensure that the Active Women programme, backed by £10 million of lottery
funding, delivers more opportunities to get women from disadvantaged communities and
those caring for children to play sport – including providing crèche facilities onsite for small
children, or sports activities for children while their mums play.
We will work closely with sports’ governing bodies to enable more women to take part both
in traditional sports such as hockey and netball, as well as trying a wider range of new
sports and activities such as aerobic dance.

iirc the main thinking at one point for why women didn't carry on with sport into adulthood was that communal changing rooms put teenage girls off sport because they didn't want to be seen in their underwear by girls they thought were more attractive than them. (or, rephrased, that looks were the thing that defined their decisions and not wanting to do sport)

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 21 February 2014 09:32 (ten years ago) link

(I am not playing the Tory card on this btw, just pointing out that our politicians these days try and make hay from minor linguistic differences while having virtually identical policies.)

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 21 February 2014 09:40 (ten years ago) link

as i said, i totally agree with the idea that anything that encourages people to be more active is good, and that women's sport needs to be taken more seriously by broadcasters and journalists. the language in that Helen Grant interview is counter-productive to those aims.

we sold our Solsta for Rock'n'Roll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2014 09:49 (ten years ago) link

Unfortunately this is soundbiting off the main interview and taking a couple of quotes out of context. Interview here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-health/10636527/Sochi-2014-Give-British-women-the-sport-they-want-even-if-its-more-Zumba.html?placement=CB1

Presents pretty much the same thing you're talking about is good. Femininity issue appears/ to be in the context of this report:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/unfeminine-school-sports-leave-girls-on-the-sidelines-7704402.html

Which makes it seem like perfectly acceptable language to use.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 21 February 2014 09:54 (ten years ago) link

That second report is two years old but is directly referenced by the interviewer for the first and it's in the context of that that the word "feminine" seems to have been first used, by the interviewer.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 21 February 2014 09:57 (ten years ago) link

people should go to prison for this shambles, and for the pain its caused the country's most vulnerable.

you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 10:40 (ten years ago) link

It'll be interesting to see which company (if any) takes on the assessments moving forward. The potential for bad publicity is so great it might have to get reabsorbed into the state if they can't find a business thick-skinned enough.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 12:45 (ten years ago) link

free government money for shoddy unpopular work? they'll be queueing up

the immortal jellyfish will never die (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 12:52 (ten years ago) link

ATOS have already renamed themselves, haven't they?

you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link

Yes, the brand is so contaminated they're going to be called OH Assist in the UK from now on.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 13:14 (ten years ago) link

"Atos have announced that they want to end their £500million contract with the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) a year early, blaming death threats."

surely if you're fit enough to kill someone, you'd be fit enough to work

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 13:39 (ten years ago) link

The FT is reporting today that, even by official Treasure models, there's a £20bn hole in Osborne's finances, which is kind of hilarious until you remember his solution is inevitably going to be "great, more austerity!"

Matt DC, Friday, 7 March 2014 09:51 (ten years ago) link

official Treasure models luvin it brah

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 March 2014 11:09 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-26480506

Bus Pass Elvis Party beats Lib Dems in election.

two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Saturday, 8 March 2014 13:35 (ten years ago) link

Don't Be Cruel

he is looking only the ball (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 8 March 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link

'Baby Let's Play House (of Commons)'

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 8 March 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link

RIP Bob Crow http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26527325

ogmor, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 11:07 (ten years ago) link

anyone know how he died?

wank-bond-villain-looking villain, (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 11:10 (ten years ago) link

heart attack.

ogmor, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 11:11 (ten years ago) link

RIP Bob. Deserved his own thread.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Only 22 MPs voted against the annual welfare cap. If the Labour Party wasn't dead before it is now.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link

Only 13 of them Labour: http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/03/labour-welfare-cap-rebels-full-list

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link

Tom Watson's a lovely guy but if he's the Left Wing of the party now then i haven't got enough time to type out all the "ha"s

instant wrinkle filler (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 16:35 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

can't believe a politician is interpreting Christian doctrine to suit their own agenda

twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link

can't believe a politician is interpreting Christian doctrine to suit their own agenda

not_goodwin, Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link

Of course but in 2014 it just seems even more vulgar. Have to concede that at least he's not using it justify killing people (directly)

tsrobodo, Thursday, 10 April 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link

Is it worse when they actually believe it or when it's like this, whatever this is

cardamon, Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link

I take whatever solace I can find in the fact that we can never truly know the difference.

tsrobodo, Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

i'm not calling any ilxer on this so much as goggling that enough cretins voted for a cunt who's pulling rhetorical gestures with a 2000 year plus heritage

twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 April 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link

The kid who plays Joffrey in Game of Thrones - I'm sure he's basing himself partly on Cameron.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Thursday, 17 April 2014 10:30 (ten years ago) link

Pols finding God is a worry, especially when it's not linked to getting their kids into better schools but wtf @ this

the prime minister's constituency office called the police when one of the country's most senior bishops visited last week to deliver a letter about food poverty

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/uk-row-over-christian-values-food-poverty-104252415.html#9ZKayZt

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link

David Cameron's eldest daughter is nearly 10, so God has presumably been bothered to butter up the governors of Grey Coat Hospital.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27208966

UKIP just might win a seat after all (briefly)

you poll a lot, but you're not saying anything (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27202753

Mr Henwood, who is on the council candidates' list in Enfield, told the BBC: "I think if black people come to this country and don't like mixing with white people why are they here? If he (Henry) wants a lot of blacks around go and live in a black country."

UKIP still weeding out these troublesome racists who aren't representative of the party.

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link

United Kingdom, 5/1/14, 1Part 1 & Part 2.

Still, fastest growing economy in the known universe, innit.

A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link

Bugger it... Part 1 and Part 2

A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link

Oh buggeration! 1/5/14!!!!!!!!!!

A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-20773800

Another week, another UKIP arsehole.

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Monday, 5 May 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link

Shocking and wrong, etc. - but isn't that story from 2012?

Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 5 May 2014 22:25 (nine years ago) link

Gah fuckin facebook shares when will I learn?

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Monday, 5 May 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link

Ok we'll settle for this arsehole instead

On Wednesday, UKIP financier and Greek shipping tycoon, Demetri Marchessini said he didn't believe rape could take place in a marriage because when "a woman accepts, she accepts." He also said gay people couldn't be in a loving relationship, as they are sexual predators incapable of fidelity.

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Monday, 5 May 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link

"Yes, immigration is a big issue for me here," she tells him, adding she will now consider voting for Ukip. "When our family came here in the 70s they got no help. We had to work for everything. It is all different now."

"It was ok for my family to come here but not yours!"

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:22 (nine years ago) link

ah yes, the 70s, that Dickensian era of no benefits or social services

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:23 (nine years ago) link

Indeed. UKIP: Attracting thickoes not matter their race, creed or colour.

A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:32 (nine years ago) link

'no matter' of course. Also. no mention of there being near full employment and vast numbers of cheap council housing in the 70s I see.

A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:34 (nine years ago) link

it does make it difficult to challenge a party's claims/manifesto commitments when they're woven out of fairy dust.

UKIP is just the latest example of how voting is an essentially emotional experience with little appeal to so-called rationality. but then, by positioning yourself as a rationalist you are forced to make claims to objective truth which are open to challenge as questions of opinion, i.e. really the problem is just pushed back a further layer.

because in the end there isn't an objective truth about how states shd be governed - there's just you, and your enemies, and how to deal with that conflict

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:37 (nine years ago) link

i.e. debating right wingers achieves nothing, worse than that it legitimizes their game. the secret of political power is either to sidestep, paralyze or crush the enemy.

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:39 (nine years ago) link

Farage is reasonably astute here: he's creating a narrative wherein no matter what dishonest, stupid or evil think his candidates say, it can be subsumed into the "persecuted by smartarse metropolitan snobs who don't know what REAL LIFE for WORKING PEOPLE is like"

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:44 (nine years ago) link

what campaign material have ilxors received? who are we voting for? who isn't voting?

ogmor, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:46 (nine years ago) link

i'm not voting, a decision i might review if it turns out there's a Green candidate

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:47 (nine years ago) link

i mean, their probably is one, but they don't seem to be working for any hearts and/or minds round here

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:49 (nine years ago) link

Farage's formula is rather brilliant. A party that is right-wing in outlook but not explicitly tied to old money / the banking classes can't help but pick up support from disaffected voters. The idea that middle-class, middle England types would naturally flock to a Tory party increasingly dominated by the 0.1% always seemed a little shaky. Their lack of coherent policies and activist base comprised mostly of completely reprehensible scumbags means they'll only be a Euro / local protest vote for the moment, but if he can fix that, he can probably pick up 10% of the GE vote on the reg.

Socially conservative / financially conservative Asian ppl voting for a party that concentrates on closing immigration routes from Europe isn't a great shock either, particularly given the great lengths all the other parties have gone to in closing immigration routes from Asia already.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link

I got loads of stuff from Labour about saving the British pound and being better together and nothing from anyone else.

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link

Have received one (1) UKIP leaflet, one (1) Conservative leaflet, that's it. Will vote Green, who might have a shot at getting an MEP here.

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 11:07 (nine years ago) link

I just got the citation-lite UKIP thing, but I delivered a load of the somewhat odd hope not hate mini-newspapers at the weekend. I'm not sure how former city-boy farage has avoided being seen as part of the banking class

ogmor, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link

Probably have recieved something but I never take any notice of junk mail

A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 11:11 (nine years ago) link

Noticed a lot of UKIP billboard posters in Birmingham while travelling through it (and a lot of I'm Voting Liberal Democrat type guff in rural Cumbria/Lancashire!)

A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 11:12 (nine years ago) link

Just got a leaflet from No2EU through the door. Didn't realise they were lefties; though the idea that a UK outside the EU would protect trade union rights feels a bit optimistic.

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 11:28 (nine years ago) link

I'll vote green. gotta admit the front national badges look p good

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74579000/jpg/_74579557_lepenmontel.jpg

ogmor, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 11:36 (nine years ago) link

Only UKIP stuff. It's the only thing I hear about over here, not to mention the huge number of billboards etc.. Makes me wonder whether the other parties are even trying in this area.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 11:39 (nine years ago) link

weirdly there's about 20 different versions of the White England Kill All Outlanders parties standing round the country, will be interesting to explore their ideological differences when i get a few minutes

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 11:40 (nine years ago) link

Will almost certainly vote Green. Those who choose not to vote should really reconsider or else spoil their ballot as a last resort.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 11:40 (nine years ago) link

people shd be free to live in whatever fantasy of influence helps them thru the day

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 11:43 (nine years ago) link

ppl who vote in general elections but not EU elections are the most disgusting savages of all

ogmor, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 11:46 (nine years ago) link

had ukip flyer through door, and visit from labour councillor. can't imagine tories have much hope for or interest in broadwater farm tottenham tbh. i'm voting labour.

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 12:07 (nine years ago) link

The green candidate in my council ward is called Dick Venes, and that's enough to win me over from spoiling the ballot. Will probably vote green in the Euros as well. Looking forward to finally being rid of Nick Griffin but the fact that he'll be replaced by a UKIP candidate ruins the effect somewhat.

oppet, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 12:13 (nine years ago) link

had the UKIP booklet through, and a skinny leaflet from lib dems.
if there is a green candidate (suspect there will be as this area seems to be pretty involved with the green party - their deputy lives in the nearest town), they will be getting my vote.

mark e, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link

as there are only 12 regions for the whole of the UK I assume the greens are standing everywhere

ogmor, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 12:46 (nine years ago) link

correction : not deputy, i must have mis-read soemthing last week.
our green party candidate she is heavily involved with the local council.

mark e, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 12:46 (nine years ago) link

Tories leafleted my little corner of Camden yesterday and my leaflets went straight to the recycling bag.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 12:52 (nine years ago) link

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ukip/10815151/Ukip-puts-ethnic-minority-candidates-centre-stage-in-bid-to-kill-racism-row.html

"This is my Clause Four moment" presumably meaning that UKIP was founded with white supremacism as its guiding principle but has now abandoned it as impractical and unpopular.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Thursday, 8 May 2014 07:19 (nine years ago) link

cutpopulationorwealldie • 3 minutes ago

I say again:

Take Great Care. I believe the MSM have abandoned attacking UKIP and now use the opposite tack to trick UKIP into getting all cocky.
DON'T BE FOOLED. It's a kind of HONEY TRAP.
Be cool. Keep a lid on your expectations and above all
HOLD YOUR COURSE!!

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Thursday, 8 May 2014 07:29 (nine years ago) link

i love overpopulation nuts, always interested in their plans for bringing the numbers down

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 May 2014 07:37 (nine years ago) link

had to google MSM. "mainstream" is one word you nobs

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 May 2014 07:38 (nine years ago) link

Yeah but in fairness saying MM it would sound like they were airing laughably paranoid fictional greivances at a defunct music paper.

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 8 May 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link

which is more what this board is about, right?

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 8 May 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link

seinfeldbassriff.wav

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 May 2014 10:02 (nine years ago) link

B-b-b-b-but how could Ukip be a racist party when they had a black Jewish woman at their conference? Seems to me you are all afraid of having your mainstream worldviews destroyed by Ukip's establishment-shaking policies. Don't you want to be free? I saw Farage drink a pint once. A pint of beer, like a real person. That's the difference between Ukip and the other parties because they're real people who drink real drinks and talk about real issues, like how noisy windfarms are and how foreigners are ruining everything for everybody. So don't call them a racist party, because at the end of the day isn't everyone a little bit racist deep down, just a little bit? You can't blame Ukip for that. The very fact you keep bringing up race reveals something about your own racism.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Thursday, 8 May 2014 10:13 (nine years ago) link

Tory leaflet we had through the door was all A Stronger Economy and then something about Renewed Respect Abroad and I sat there for about five minutes genuinely wondering where this renewed respect was meant to be coming from.

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 May 2014 11:26 (nine years ago) link

Oh probably the usual bunch of tax avoiders, money launderers, speculators, oligarchy, gangsters, super-wealthy scumbags in general.

A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 May 2014 11:55 (nine years ago) link

no that's the Tory party

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 May 2014 12:15 (nine years ago) link

They have renewed respect for themselves

A frenzied geologist (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 May 2014 12:16 (nine years ago) link

DL OTM

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link

please can you zap a government

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 8 May 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

If you're trying to enlist me to assassinate the PM then I have to refuse (see, government spies!).

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 8 May 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link

would you reconsider if we got stet to agree to give you a mordy style star on completion?

ogmor, Thursday, 8 May 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

Would it be bigger than the one Mordy had?

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 8 May 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

mb all your posts could be turned into revolving 3d gifs ala the pornhub comments thread

ogmor, Thursday, 8 May 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

Nobody posted that bar chart yet?

Mark G, Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

No?

OK, then..

http://labourlist.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/BnXSlafIcAEK5bM-500x375.jpg

Mark G, Monday, 12 May 2014 09:49 (nine years ago) link

Good graph

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 12 May 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link

that's a hell of a bar chart

NI, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link

well, it convinced me...

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link

Wow @ the skewering of Farage here

http://www.lbc.co.uk/watch-nigel-farage-v-james-obrien-live-from-1130-9053

Alba, Friday, 16 May 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link

You'd think after being dogged for years by accusations that his party is full of bigots he'd have developed better stock responses. Still, his supporters aren't going to give a fuck that their poster boy just got well and truly shellacked; it'll simply strengthen the perception that the media is out to get them.

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 16 May 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link

that is an amazing URL

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Friday, 16 May 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link

holy shit at the video http://www.thedualism.com/

ogmor, Friday, 16 May 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link

^also completely NSFW

ogmor, Friday, 16 May 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link

What the hell is that? And is the beardy guy peeling a turnip at 0:25?

Alba, Friday, 16 May 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link

Forget it Jake, it's Ukiptown

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 16 May 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

The Sun has called Farage out on his interview yesterday.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JamesManning4/status/467546400960823297/photo/1

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 17 May 2014 07:30 (nine years ago) link

I'd been wondering when they were going to do something like that, The Sun wants UKIP in the race so that they drag the Tories (and therefore Labour) rightwards on Europe but it doesn't actually want them winning seats in the UK.

Then again UKIP has been so lightly scrutinised by the RW press for so long that it might make minimal difference at this point.

Matt DC, Saturday, 17 May 2014 09:19 (nine years ago) link

lol @ trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 17 May 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link

I read in private eye that we're seeing all these ukip stories in the press because conservative party research department is leaking them to papers on condition the papers don't reveal the source

cardamon, Sunday, 18 May 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link

so i've tried to research the bewilderingly different anti-EU choices on my MEP ballot. this is how i break it down:

An Independence from Europe - basically UKIP but don't think Farage is right wing enough, chose weird party name to get top of the ballot

British National Party - Nazi vermin

Conservative Party - broad right coalition of racists, toffs and thick bastards

English Democrats - hate "Celts" as well as Europeans, probably roll up at Wimbledon in Union Flag hats

NO2EU - old school leftists riding the xenophobia ticket, presumably they have a thought-out rationale behind their decision to focus the fight against capital on the EU, buggered if i'm reading that far

UKIP - real ale, racism

Yorkshire First - hate "Southerners" as well as Celts, Europeans etc.

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 08:38 (nine years ago) link

Elvis Party - hate "The Beetles"

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 08:44 (nine years ago) link

This is one of those ~fun~ "who should you vote for?" quizzes that's getting passed round on social media:

http://uk.votematch.eu/

My god there are an awful lot of questions about Europe (most of which I seriously don't care, but I kinda feel like, if racists are against it, I should probably be for it?)

Everyone who took it on social media all got the same result - I'm wondering if that's because the source of the test is a specific party, who have therefore weighted it to display that party to everyone, or if my particular cluster of friends just all have similar beliefs?

Branwell with an N, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 09:06 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I started doing that one and started getting confused by the binaries and the fact I didn't feel strongly yes or no about 70% of the questions.

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link

I for one am getting tired of the Ukip coverage, good and bad. I wouldn't be surprised if it isn't Tory propaganda designed to make them look like the right-wing party of reason and decency or something.

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 09:18 (nine years ago) link

will be interested to see if yorkshire first have any support at all

ogmor, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 09:19 (nine years ago) link

The Tories are shit scared of UKIP, a split vote on the right is the worst possible scenario for them. I don't think that's going to happen though.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 09:22 (nine years ago) link

I figured out the "neither" button or whatever meant "I don't care." But really, too many questions about Europe, too badly phrased.

Yorkshire First are just jealous that Cornwall got protected minority status and they didn't, so I guess they're going to make a bid for independence next?

Branwell with an N, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 09:41 (nine years ago) link

do you ever see a newcastle independence party, just out of interest?

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 09:50 (nine years ago) link

There are plenty of good reasons for people on the left to be against the EU but, from a British perspective, they generally assume that we will one day have a government that isn't more right-wing than the current EU consensus.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 09:56 (nine years ago) link

that's my feeling on the whole

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 10:13 (nine years ago) link

i.e. yes the EU is broadly part of the administrative mechanism of capital but then so is the parliament of the UK and given the essential internationalist nature of socialism devoting yr party to this specific issue seems a bit problematic

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link

I suppose if you are trying to align your cause with other anti-EU parties across Europe, it's still internationalist in some respects. Left-wing Euroscepticism is definitely on the rise in Italy, Greece, Ireland, etc. idk whether NO2EU are more isolationist, though, as i haven't bothered reading the pamphlet either.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 11:08 (nine years ago) link

there might well be a linking of anti-EU and anti-globalist sentiment in their thinking, on the other hand there's a strain of UK socialism that's been anti-EU from at least the 70s which predates the widespread distrust of globalization. Tony Benn was always agin' it, i've forgotten what the arguments are/were tbh

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 11:11 (nine years ago) link

If you thought you were on the cusp of introducing an egalitarian / socialist government in the 70s, the EU would definitely have been a limiting factor in what you could do with things like industrial subsidy and economic protectionism. Seems rather quaint now.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 11:26 (nine years ago) link

the goal of the European project as a "single market" (for both goods and labour) has been problematic from a left-wing perspective too, eroding the power of labour as it does

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I could totally see those arguments against the EU, with the idea that there would be a ~socialist paradise~ in its place.

But the majority of the anti- views I hear expressed seem to boil down either to the common or garden racist "swamped by flocking immigrants" variety or the "OMG, health and safety, labour law, Human Rights are sooooooo draconian and terrible!" flavour, which, on the whole, make me tend to think we should keep it.

Also, the EU provides a great deal of protection and funding for minority languages. Which is obviously going to win brownie points with me.

I dunno; it just seems bizarre, the preponderance given to this particular issue. When another party comes up with a platform which is all "renationalise the railroads!" and gets roundly... ignored. It is just all about the Tories, I guess.

Branwell with an N, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link

it should be noted that the EU doesn't seem to have had any sizeable impact on national politics when the general election comes round - no UKIP MPs for example. whether that remains the case next year i dunno, but i'm not sure that even then a stronger UKIP showing would represent more people caring deeply about Europe so much as more people wanting the Tory party to be more socially reactionary/aggressively xenophobic

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link

xp the irony is that a lot of the workers rights that the likes of UKIP are seeking to do away with have been guaranteed, if not instigated by, the EU.

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 11:54 (nine years ago) link

yeah, my issues with the EU come from seeing it as free-market-capitalist technocratic superstate experiment – but that never seems to be the argument against, and I like internationalism and human rights etc etc; I'd want to stay in, just, but I'm weirdly close to neutral on something I'm sure is important.

woof, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 11:57 (nine years ago) link

felt like the labour mep complaining about yorkshire first standing for european elections when it's an issue that has to be resolved on a national level is v disingenuous given how hopeless a general election campaign would be for a minor party like that

ogmor, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link

yeah, but it be "nooh they b takin my votes"

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 13:54 (nine years ago) link

zizek was pretty poor on newsnight last night. I didn't even hear what the third ideal sort of europe that was supposed to be battling for supremacy was, besides the technocratic efficiency one & the xenophobic anxiety one. I'm unclear what the limitations of the former are supposed to be other than the fact it takes global capitalism as a given.

ogmor, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link

I thought the most rational reason not to be involved in Europe was down to centralisation and preferring to let things be run on a more localised basis, non?

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link

i don't think the size of a political community need have a direct correlation to its centralizing tendencies, there's no reason in principle why the EU can't devolve more powers to its regions than the UK parliament does.

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link

Germany and the US being two examples of states that are properly federalised, of course

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

I know the term "United States of Europe" is usually brought up as a strawman but it's pretty much what I would like to see.

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

There's an interesting / impassioned piece in the LRB this week that focuses on the EU and its role in shaping the political scenarios being played out in Italy and Greece at the moment.

The collapse of the Papandreou government ("we're going to have a referendum on austerity" "oh, no you're not") being a prime example of how the will of governments can be railroaded.

I think we have a tendency to view American neoliberal economists as radical ideologues but European ones as broadly benign technocrats, which is just kidding ourselves really.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link

tbf most of those American economists are either expat Europeans or stans of same

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

I don't think zizek would argue for devolution or decentralization per se. I suppose you could argue for more serious devolution of powers on a democratic basis - there are issues of representation at different levels - but I can't see how westminster is any better than brussels in this sense except in raw scale. if ppl are in favour of breaking up the UK on those democratic grounds then I can understand their opposition to the EU, good luck to the people's republic of yorkshire &c., but that's not most sceptics' position.

I don't really buy the idea that smaller is better wrt democracy, I agree w/ NV about the lack of necessary correlation between size¢ralization, & I have some faith (or at least interest) in the idea of habermas-style democracy separated from/going beyond the state. large scale democratic projects seem as good a way of structuring the world at a supranational level as we've got. zizek seems to be in favour of european values ~in general~ at the global level but not the EU & mb not democracy, I can't tell.

ogmor, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link

xxp that's Perry Anderson at his best IMO.

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link

it seems to me that now more than ever there are issues best governed at a global level and then many tiers of potential decision-making below that, right down to individual neighbourhoods/parishes/whatever you like. i guess that's why i find the general nation-state vs EU argument a bit of a sideshow.

the only loving boy in UKIP (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link

UKIP; staying classy, using war dead for anti EU propaganda

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoCH-JkIAAA1Jvz.jpg

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link

Even if Greece hadn't accepted a bailout from the Eurozone, it could still have chosen to leave the Euro and unilaterally default on its debts, triggering a banking crisis that affected all of Europe and a lot of the rest of the world. Of course, the Eurozone could have bailed Greece out without imposing such obviously damaging austerity measures, or Greece could have taxed its population properly in the first place. Either way it's a myth that in an interconnected global financial system any major decision made by Greece's government *only* affects Greece.

The same goes for Britain, in general the idea of "national sovereignty" that a significant chunk of the right cling to no longer exists and there are negatives and positives to that. A left-wing anti-globalisation critique is if anything *more* consistent and rational than a right-wing one that's largely at odds with the principles of free trade that a lot of yer Farages otherwise claim to support. In the same way that the principles of free trade are at odds with restricting the free movement of people across international borders. All of this is much bigger than the EU.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

well said.

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link

this article seems pertinent to the discussion above re. Europe
http://www.thenation.com/article/179851/what-was-democracy?page=full#

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 22 May 2014 10:17 (nine years ago) link

Have to admire the gall of the BNP choosing "“Fighting Unsustainable Housing Because We Care”" as their slogan on the ballot paper.

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link

#whyimvotingukip

tsrobodo, Thursday, 22 May 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

enjoyed the crazy amounts of far-right parties on the ballot - BNP, Btitain First, UKIP. In something of a quandary because a friend of mine, who I figure was just Tory, voted BNP. Everyone here is military or ex-military, but still. Never been more disappointed in someone. Only one Left party, and that was No2EU, which isn't my scene,

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link

15 candidates here. Hard to tell the difference between the jokers and the anti Europe right wingers.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link

Plus the BNP are barely a party anymore - if you want to e a fascist you can do it much more efficiently.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link

xp Also, the ballot paper here was the same width as a toilet roll. Would have made for an interesting 'spoilt ballot'.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link

funny you say

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2014/05/21/stop-that-21/

^ our local anti-choice fuckdog candidate

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

i am having this weird difficulty understanding stats today, i keep seeing tables showing the Labour party (whatever that is) winning more local council seats than anybody else, but right next to these tables there's a load of headlines about how UKIP have destroyed all other political parties and are the runaway success story of yesterday's elections

that's before i ponder what any of this has to do with the business of running local government

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 May 2014 08:40 (nine years ago) link

It feels like the "UKIP fox is in the Westminster hen house", Nigel Farage has told reporters, after his party won large gains in England's local elections

i mean okay, i know, meaningless fucking farce to lull idiots into a sense of participation, but they're not even pretending any more, this was a vote about WHO PEOPLE WANT TO FIX THEIR FUCKING PAVEMENTS FFS

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 May 2014 08:42 (nine years ago) link

i am having this weird difficulty understanding stats today, i keep seeing tables showing the Labour party (whatever that is) winning more local council seats than anybody else, but right next to these tables there's a load of headlines about how UKIP have destroyed all other political parties and are the runaway success story of yesterday's elections

glad i'm not the only one perplexed by this.

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Friday, 23 May 2014 08:53 (nine years ago) link

in the absence of anyone in media caring about the European and local arenas as anything other than midterm reports on real politics this is what you get imo

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Friday, 23 May 2014 08:56 (nine years ago) link

well yeah precisely, the gamification(?), showbizification(?) of the serious business of making real serious decisions about how the country is governed isn't even pretending to be anything other than sports entertainment for misanthrope spods now

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:00 (nine years ago) link

Labour and UKIP have added roughly the same number of seats so far. The idea is that at this stage, with an unpopular government, Labour should be doing much better than they are but their gains are being limited by councils moving from Tory to No Overall Control, partly thanks to UKIP, rather than from Tory to Labour.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link

But obviously they wouldn't have been able to do this well had the press not dedicated as much time to Farage as every other leader put together.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:12 (nine years ago) link

the stats on the ground are out of all proportion to the tone of some of the headlines, including the BBC's earlier today

a quick Google now looks like a degree of reining back is happening

the local government system is beyond fucked imo

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:15 (nine years ago) link

After all that hype, the Lib Dems have ended up with more council seats than Uk*p. All that Farrago hype and hogwash has not worked. So why are the media pretending that it has? Didn’t they learn anything from what happened with Mitt Romney in 2012?

It really does make me feel as if there should be a ten-year moratorium on newspapers and “news” in all forms of media because they are distorting the society in which we are expected to live. I am seriously contemplating whether I should continue living in a country which supposedly doesn’t want me in it. That’s all I hear from the radio, the TV; “foreigners coming in.” And yet this doesn’t remotely relate to what is actually happening. But it distorts the way people are regarded and treated.

Is this always going to be the way with the media – the squeakiest wheel gets the oil, a Good Fucking Story until humanity is wiped out, all that’s worthy of being said is fucking clickbait? Because it’s wearying and stressful, and I need neither of these things in my life. Unless the media really is only run by rich ultra-right wing fuckwits who just want everywhere to be North Korea forever.

xpost yeah, even the guardian's reporting a big backlash against miliband, but the stats say otherwise. Ukip aren't even doing that well. And Greens are gaining a little bit of ground it's nice to see.

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:22 (nine years ago) link

I had the same reaction this morning - obviously depressing UKIP have gained so many seats, but it's not that many compared to the hype. My borough's results aren't in yet but neighbouring boroughs all have swings to Labour, Haringey gave the Lib Dems a massive kicking.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:30 (nine years ago) link

OK, Uk*p might do a little better in the Euro elections but tbh I can’t see them getting a landslide of votes, certainly nowhere near as many as they were expecting.

Is this always going to be the way with the media – the squeakiest wheel gets the oil, a Good Fucking Story until humanity is wiped out, all that’s worthy of being said is fucking clickbait? Because it’s wearying and stressful, and I need neither of these things in my life. Unless the media really is only run by rich ultra-right wing fuckwits who just want everywhere to be North Korea forever.

yes.

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:39 (nine years ago) link

even the guardian's reporting a big backlash against miliband

'even' the guardian seems wrong there- guardian is usually the first to try and undermine Miliband- all the main politics journos there are hardcore Blairite ultras. Also partly why they run with the opinion polling firm that consistently produces labour poll ratings lower than elsewhere.

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:50 (nine years ago) link

They're also responding to the Times story (gee, why would a NewsInt paper want to do down Miliband?!?) so it's meta bullshit.

There is a larger group of people dissatisfied with the two main parties who want things to head a little bit left of Labour '97-'10, not just Political Twitter, and this is not reflected in the coverage. Why, when there is rightward pressure/demagoguery, do we get this wall to wall coverage, but if the same thing is happening on the left eg Labour's fall in majority as the party headed to the right, it's NEVER explored?

baked beings on toast (suzy), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:54 (nine years ago) link

I was expecting the Greens to do a little better this time, with a boost from disaffected LD and Labour voters, but there's no sign of that yet.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:58 (nine years ago) link

How much coverage do the Greens get? I mean, I voted for the one available Green councillor in Greenwich, but I'm special. Marcello OTM up there. Fuck the media

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Friday, 23 May 2014 10:21 (nine years ago) link

I also voted for the independent candidate without knowing anything about him, though, so maybe I shd be disregarded as lunatic

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Friday, 23 May 2014 10:22 (nine years ago) link

We only had 1 green as well. I voted for them, the Labour councillor who turned up to our street party last year and some random TUSC candidate cos sure why not.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 23 May 2014 10:27 (nine years ago) link

i went green all the way this time. most of my friends who cared to tell me did so too. but yeah, the greens get seriously fuck all coverage, especially compared to Ukip and that seems massively unfair.

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Friday, 23 May 2014 10:43 (nine years ago) link

There is a story about how UKIP have gone from complete irrelevance in local politics - in 2011 they won 7 seats - but they did pretty well in last year's elections too (without a Euro vote to help their brand) so none of today's results should be that much of a surprise unless they win control of a council somewhere.

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Friday, 23 May 2014 10:50 (nine years ago) link

xxp I think we're both in Waltham Forest CP? I too voted for the single Green candidate plus a couple of the Labour guys. Labour have actually been fairly assiduous at canvassing etc. round my way.

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 23 May 2014 10:51 (nine years ago) link

Independent Hamsa Yusuf is an accountant and football coach. He says he can use his business knowledge to benefit of area #WRhustings
Independent Hamsa Yusuf says "no to council tax rises" and would invite experts to scrutinise council finances #WRhustings
Independent Hamsa Yusuf wants "pro-business environment" by easing parking rules and providing training #WRhustings
Independent Hamsa Yusuf wants more affordable housing and a "a new free bridge in our borough against time-wasting traffic" #WRhustings

lol ok I voted for this guy a priori because he was an independent candidate

could have been worse, I suppose. but voting for him AND the Greens is kinda oxymoronic :D

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Friday, 23 May 2014 10:54 (nine years ago) link

eh well. I voted Europeans Party in the Europe elections, so not like I'm taking any of it very seriously #allez

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Friday, 23 May 2014 10:56 (nine years ago) link

I liked the English Democrats strapline that said 'I am English, not British, not EUropean', which looked very much like a typo.

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Friday, 23 May 2014 11:03 (nine years ago) link

i couldn't vote for them, their policy on the deposition of Richard II was a joke

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 May 2014 11:07 (nine years ago) link

Yep Neil. High St ward. There's been a lot of allegations of corruption and exploitation (he is apparently a slumlord) around one of the Labour councillors in my ward but I haven't heard anything bad about the one I voted for, apart from the fact she's done nothing about the corrupt one I guess.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 23 May 2014 11:14 (nine years ago) link

xp I'm in Markhouse ward. Annoyingly only 1 of the 3 Labour councillors appeared to live locally, of the other two one of them lives in Chingford, the other in E10. Was glad to be able to vote Green though.

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 23 May 2014 11:17 (nine years ago) link

What a ghastly fucking doughnut Harris is.

"the fact that that leftie hooray-word "community" can actually have chewy connotations" - WTF does that even mean? "Community" is nothing but a "leftie hooray-word" now, is it? I say! Crikey!

And, of course, his coup de theatre:
I am writing this piece in Great Yarmouth, where the borough council count has yet to start
I am writing this piece in Great Yarmouth, where the borough council count has yet to start
I am writing this piece in Great Yarmouth, where the borough council count has yet to start
I am writing this piece in Great Yarmouth, where the borough council count has yet to start
I am writing this piece in Great Yarmouth, where the borough council count has yet to start
I am writing this piece in Great Yarmouth, where the borough council count has yet to start
I am writing this piece in Great Yarmouth, where the borough council count has yet to start

Maybe hold off saying anything until the borough council count has been DONE, you useless cockpunnet?

on my side of politics, the most difficult stuff to process is about things from which the left tends to avert its eyes: notions of identity and belonging, anxiety about accelerated change and the fact that that leftie hooray-word "community" can actually have chewy connotations. Crudely put, when you meet a Labour-Ukip switcher who expresses worries about immigration, you can't simply reduce what they say to falling wages and the lack of social housing.

lol like Harris has a problem with white bread traditionalism

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 May 2014 11:26 (nine years ago) link

Oh, the Guardian, day by day you make it that much more difficult for me to want to spend money on you. I think you'll have to treat this as a final warning.

Labour hold Waltham Forest, but "UKIP make inroads in Chingford", which is of course shocks nobody.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 23 May 2014 11:43 (nine years ago) link

Tebbit country up there innit

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 23 May 2014 11:44 (nine years ago) link

the Chingford Skinhead

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 23 May 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, IDS is their MP.

My green candidate came in 6th. The Lib Dems have lost all their seats across the borough.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 23 May 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link

that John Harris article... OMFG what's going on there?

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Friday, 23 May 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link

He's essentially set himself up as the chronicler of the disaffected white working class over the last few years and takes great pleasure in wringing article after article out of trudging around small towns tacitly agreeing with embittered racists.

Which is not to say that embittered racists in small towns don't have a range of legitimate issues to gripe about, but he takes very little interest in getting beyond the surface.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Friday, 23 May 2014 12:08 (nine years ago) link

There’s no point even arguing with him in the comments section because he’ll just say “ho hum go somewhere else if you want leftie propaganda” which is basically code for Guardian readers to take their custom elsewhere and I expect quite a few will do so. I hope that the loss of the paper’s heartland readership will be compensated for by the increase in number of 20-35-yr-old White Meat cast member lookalikes they obviously want to read the paper instead.

all the main politics journos there are hardcore Blairite ultras. Also partly why they run with the opinion polling firm that consistently produces labour poll ratings lower than elsewhere.

??? It's daft to say the Guardian thinks x or y because most of its columnists disagree with each other. What does Polly Toynbee have in common with Seumas Milne? Or Michael White with Owen Jones?

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Friday, 23 May 2014 13:18 (nine years ago) link

Commentators like Milne, Jones and Toynbee don't have the same level of overall influence on news reporting as White or Wintour, though, do they?

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Friday, 23 May 2014 13:24 (nine years ago) link

well, only Michael White is relevant there. Talking about the main Westminster beat correspondents, him, Martin Kettle, Patrick Wintour. Yeah, they give those others space on the comments, but the slant of the paper's political news reporting is plainly anti-Miliband.

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 23 May 2014 13:27 (nine years ago) link

Apart from the fact that their writing uniformly bores the shit out of me, I really don't give a stuff. To me they all look like members of the same back-slapping club. It doesn't matter if they're not. That's the impression readers get. They speak to and for each other and maybe to affluent 61-year-old flower shop owners in Keswick. Not to "us."

http://i1.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article7166596.ece/alternates/s2197/JS37474332.jpg

just leaving this here

ogmor, Friday, 23 May 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

Not been a good week for the Greens in Bristol as they are exposed to be as greedy and corrupt as every other party:

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Twitter-fury-pound-32k-year-Bristol-Assistant/story-21117356-detail/story.html

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Hoyt-centre-storm-buying-Bristol-council-house/story-21115005-detail/story.html

Is homeopathy and other alternative therapies making up a sizeable chunk of the NHS still Green policy on Health, or did they quietly drop it after the last election after seeing Jeremy Hunt accused of the same?

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

i regret nothing

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link

Good to see The Times dedicating their front page to the big story of the day - that supermarket bosses sometimes ignore best before days on the food they eat. The local elections get a mention on page 4.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:50 (nine years ago) link

oh hey the guy funnelling all the council money into obscure somali organisations and making it a place thats always on panarama and how to get a council house tv shows got voted back in here in tower hamlets. woo.

not surprising considering at the primary school i went to vote at had like 40 (no joke) of his supporters outside and seemingly no-one from any other party.

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 24 May 2014 10:05 (nine years ago) link

Is homeopathy and other alternative therapies making up a sizeable chunk of the NHS still Green policy on Health, or did they quietly drop it after the last election after seeing Jeremy Hunt accused of the same?

I was wondering this after they did some kind of U-turn in 2010: http://www.theguardian.com/science/2010/apr/29/green-party-science

But, I haven't been able to find much on it since with some very cursory searching and I don't think it was mentioned in the bumf I got through the letterbox.

kinder, Saturday, 24 May 2014 10:11 (nine years ago) link

Oh, the Guardian, day by day you make it that much more difficult for me to want to spend money on you. I think you'll have to treat this as a final warning.

― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 23 May 2014 11:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

luckily you can get them free with a mywaitrose card now

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Saturday, 24 May 2014 10:12 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoYxG9zIgAAGId3.jpg

the political commentariat has largely outdone itself in uselessness this week but this matthew parris column is an exception

lex pretend, Saturday, 24 May 2014 10:56 (nine years ago) link

making it a place thats always on panarama

Think the producers of Panorama also have some input here

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 24 May 2014 11:18 (nine years ago) link

pananoramaman bezings

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 24 May 2014 11:19 (nine years ago) link

oh hey the guy funnelling all the council money into obscure somali organisations

loony left lezzer black marxist theatre groups onna rates, eh?

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 24 May 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/may/23/ed-miliband-labour-ukip-change

Ed Miliband has been put on notice that Labour faces a major battle if it is to secure an overall parliamentary majority next year after the local elections showed that the party is struggling to achieve the sort of breakthrough that would signal a Westminster victory. Labour took heart after it topped the local polls in England with 31% of the vote – up two points on last year – as the Tories came second and Ukip failed to translate an expected victory in the European elections into a breakthrough in council seats. But Miliband faced murmurings of discontent at all levels of the party, up to the shadow cabinet, amid signs that Labour is struggling to look like an opposition party on the eve of a general election victory. Its share of the vote was seven points below its score a year before Neil Kinnock lost the 1992 election, though that was in the era of three-party politics before the rise of Ukip.
...
The Labour inquest was taking place as the final results showed a mixed picture for all the parties. Ukip, long regarded as on the march, actually saw its projected share of the vote fall by six points compared with last year, from 23% to 17%, according to BBC calculations. Experts identified Ukip polling 20% in most of the country but just 7% in London. The Liberal Democrat vote fell by one point to 13% while David Cameron's leadership was stabilised as the Tory vote increased by four points to 29%. It was estimated that this would translate into 322 seats for Labour at a general election, 255 for the Conservatives, 45 for the Lib Dems and other parties, including Ukip, 28 seats.
Labour achieved nearly 300 council seat gains – well above its forecast of 200 – as it secured important victories by winning control of Hammersmith and Fulham, Croydon, Harrow and Amber Valley from the Tories. But the gain in seats was well behind the 490 identified by the psephologists Michael Thrasher and Colin Rallings as the number required to show that it is a potentially winning force.

^ seems a bit contradictory. On the projections based on Thursday's poll, Labour would be by far the biggest party (but a handful of seats short of an overall majority) yet have fallen well short of the level required to show they are 'a potentially winning force'. That only makes sense if we take it for granted there will be a significant swing from Labour to the Tories over the next year. I don't know how much sense it makes to go back to the 1991 local elections for comparisons as the situation was obviously very different then. Fwiw, in the 2004 local elections the projected national share of the vote based on the local elections had Labour in 3rd place (Con 37, LD 27, Lab 26) but they won the general election the following year.

Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 24 May 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link

There is currently no promotion of, or even mention of homeopathy in the Green Party policies. The only mention of "alternative medicine" is that alternative medicines should be held to the same level of regulation and accountability as other medicine.

You can read the whole Green Party policy on health for yourself here:

http://policy.greenparty.org.uk/he.html

Branwell with an N, Saturday, 24 May 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

"Appropriate methods of assessment will be developed for both synthetic pharmaceuticals and natural medicines, involving practitioners expert in their respective uses."

So snake oil salesmen get to decide that their snake oil works.

"The Green Party would ensure that an independent healthcare treatment agency provides assurance on the effectiveness of treatments and recommendations for new treatments to the NHS. The effectiveness of treatments will be assessed by the agency using the best clinical evidence available. The agency will use independent panels of experts to assess treatments. The agency will assess the effectiveness of treatments across the entire health care spectrum, from synthetic pharmaceuticals and surgical procedures to public health interventions and complementary therapies."

So it is still in, or rather they'll let homeopathists decide whether it should be.

Lots of mentions of expansion of NHS Direct too:

"Community Health Centres will be the focal points for self-help and community-based initiatives"
"District staffing structures will be reviewed, with the aim of integrating hospital-based specialists into primary care and community health workers into hospital practice.
"care for minor illnesses and injuries provided for by community health centres"
"National campaigns will encourage people not to automatically seek healthcare with self-limiting conditions like common cold, cough, sore throat, diarrhoea and vomiting, and flu-like illness. Information will be available to help people self-manage these conditions"

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Saturday, 24 May 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link

That is not how I interpret those passages. I'm not sure how you get from "Best clinical evidence available" to "snake oil salesmen will decide everything" but you seem to have already made up your mind, so I'm not going to argue with you about it.

Branwell with an N, Saturday, 24 May 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

Mainly because complimentary therapies have failed every clinical test they've been subjected to, so if you were serious about only using the "best clinical evidence" then you'd be absolutely clear that they have no place in your healthcare policy. Instead they say that assessment of efficacy will be conducted by the people who are already believers in the 'treatment'.

The Green Party have lots of worthwhile policies, but also some that they get a free pass over because they're not Labour/Tories/UKIP. They should be subjected to the same level of scrutiny as everyone else. Jeremy Hunt was roundly ridiculed for being appointed Health Secretary while believing in non-clinical practices. Why shouldn't the Greens?

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

whilst i agree in principle i think there's a genuine difference between the policy statements of a party as far away from government as the Greens are - yeah i know a whole MP woohoo - and the policies of parties with a non-negligible chance of influencing legislation

think of this sort of shit as similar to the Lib Dem's concessions to their own beardo cadre during the wilderness years - not a central plank of the offer and liable to be dropped toot sweet if shit gets serious

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link

Oh no, I agree completely with that. You can promise whatever you like as long as you know you'll never have to do any of it (which makes them a bit like UKIP I suppose).

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link

Greens also want to 'scrap HS2'

Vasco da Gama, Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link

hard to take them seriously as more than a protest vote yet obv but at least i didn't feel compelled to spoil my ballot for once

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link

they're absolutely nothing like UKIP

compare their manifesto to UKIP's - in length alone before reading any of it - and then tell me the two parties are in any way similar

http://greenparty.org.uk/assets/files/European Manifesto 2014.pdf

http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/themes/5308a93901925b5b09000002/attachments/original/1398869254/EuroManifestoLaunch.pdf?1398869254

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link

yeah uh join up that green party url

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link

& aldo, do you not agree that large pharmaceutical manufacturers invested in their clientele developing a dependency to their product should receive the same scrutiny as alternative medicine providers?

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

*upon their product, w/e

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link

They're like UKIP in the context I said they were - policies to appeal to your fan base, and single issue policies to draw in floating or protest voters, safe if the knowledge you'll never have to implement the unimplementable.

And I get what you're saying there about Big Pharma (an interesting folk demon in that they're A Bad Thing on both the left and the right- in the US I think they're considered more suspect by the right than the left) but their products by time they reach point of sale have already passed the scrutiny that alternative medicine has failed.

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

i would not describe that 36-page election manifesto as 'single issue'. the problem with the green party is a lack of imagination, not a lack of thoroughness

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

"policieS" is what I typed. Changing the law to encourage breast feeding in public places is a single issue. Heavily subsidising wind farms is a single issue.

Lack of imagination is not something you could level at the Greens. Abolishing VAT because barter has become the primary source of purchase (EC660 and EC 770) is pretty fuckin' imaginative. Suggesting wars will stop if we all become pen friends (PD301) shows nothing if not supreme imaginative skills.

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

what pages of that manifesto are those claims on?

greens' lack of imagination is in their positioning within the brit political spectrum. they need to deprioritise some of the environment stuff (while keeping it) and focus hard on the social/financial/community aspects imo

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

I've just given you the policy references, do keep up. EC660, EC770 and PD301. EC policies are the Economy paper and PD policies are in the Peace & Defence paper.

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Saturday, 24 May 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

lol at tacit defence of snake-oil salesmen ITT

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Saturday, 24 May 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link

I'm fairly sure a UK government can't simply abolish VAT under EU rules. Are the Greens proposing leaving the EU?

AlanSmithee, Saturday, 24 May 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link

No, but the organisation as it stands needs to be replaced with a completely different one whose main focus is setting environmental law, ruling on human and animal rights and promoting cultural exchange (EU211-215).

Mind you, it also doesn't think countries should exist within Europe any more and that they should be replaced with independent areas which might not even be geographically contingent (EU110). They would form a kind of feudal structure (EU390) which precludes joining the single currency (EU422), but cross-border trade between EU countries should be discouraged in any case by punitive taxes (EU546).

Mind you, they also think the UN, WTO and IMF should be reformed and/or removed (IP131).

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Saturday, 24 May 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link

I should really thank Branwell, because until I started reading their policy documents I didn't realise exactly how utterly barking they were.

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Saturday, 24 May 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

To be honest, if your reading of the rest of the manifesto is as ~creative~ as your interpretation of the health bit as "they didn't ACTIVELY SAY they were against witch doctors, ERGO THEY MUST BE PRO WITCH DOCTORS" then I'm sure you can find whatever you like in there.

Branwell with an N, Saturday, 24 May 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

That's a 'creative' interpretation of what I said.

To use your analogy, they used to be pro witch doctor. They have changed that to be generally in favour of shamans, however, shamans will need to be Catholics to be supported. Luckily, they'll get asked whether they are Catholics and if they say yes then they are.

Actually, in the 2010 Guardian article linked to above Brian Cox comes to the same conclusion, so it's not just me.

But thanks for greensplaining what I think. I'd think I'd be interested to see what you think I've made up about the other policy references I quote.

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Saturday, 24 May 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link

@DAaronovitch 10h

There’s a school of “I don’t agree with Ukip voters but I understand them, unlike u silly met liberals” self-conceit that I call Harrisism.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

We really need to poll the "leftie" broadsheet hacks whose entire career is based on trashing an imagined metropolitan liberal consensus - Cohen, Hodges, Harris, they're all the same kind of cretin.

Matt DC, Saturday, 24 May 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link

Stick Liddle in there as well.

Matt DC, Saturday, 24 May 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link

For real, I've not met a single person opposed to UKIP this election season who didn't make a point of mentioning legitimate concerns and social-cultural backgrounds etc

cardamon, Sunday, 25 May 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

we shd meet up for a beer sometime

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 25 May 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link

I don't know, I don't think blanket condemnation helps. With the hijacking of the #whyivoteukip twitter handle, people were offering responses like 'because I like to blame minorites for my own lack of achievement' or 'because I'm so dumb and useless that I'm actually in danger of losing my job to people who don't even speak english'. I don't think that helps anything, and is very blind to the unequal access to education, etc.

Frederik B, Sunday, 25 May 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link

No, but the organisation as it stands needs to be replaced with a completely different one whose main focus is setting environmental law, ruling on human and animal rights and promoting cultural exchange (EU211-215).

Mind you, it also doesn't think countries should exist within Europe any more and that they should be replaced with independent areas which might not even be geographically contingent (EU110). They would form a kind of feudal structure (EU390) which precludes joining the single currency (EU422), but cross-border trade between EU countries should be discouraged in any case by punitive taxes (EU546).

Mind you, they also think the UN, WTO and IMF should be reformed and/or removed (IP131).

I should really thank Branwell, because until I started reading their policy documents I didn't realise exactly how utterly barking they were.

Non-sequitur? Leaving aside the whole alt-medicine car crash, what's particularly barking about calling for fundamental reform of supra-national organisations? Seems like it'd be more eccentric to think everything's cool with the EU, UN, WTO and IMF. Also, we've been conditioned in our own era to view any restrictions on free trade as a kind of blaspehemous obscenity, but taking a slightly longer historical view- and bearing in mind the basic green position that the drive towards ever increasing economic growth is harmful and needs to be reined in- policies to discourage international trade aren't so eccentric.

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 25 May 2014 00:25 (nine years ago) link

Frederik, if you're saying there's a lot of poisonous snobbery and bigotry aimed at working class people then yeah that's true. but pandering to racism and claiming it as the common passion of everybody who isn't a member of the bourgeoisie is insulting tbh

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 May 2014 07:05 (nine years ago) link

"metropolitan bourgeoisie" rather

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 May 2014 07:07 (nine years ago) link

These fucking people. To say that it is elitist to be anti-racist... sorry, WTF?

baked beings on toast (suzy), Sunday, 25 May 2014 07:14 (nine years ago) link

I actually agree with Frederik that blanket condemnation of UKIP voters isn't particularly helpful. The poisonous fantasy world many appear to inhabit isn't entirely of their own creation. If you have every mainstream political party and almost every news outlet presenting immigration, 'multiculturalism', etc as a negative, and positioning the UK's role with the EU as a combative one, you can't really be surprised when a portion of the electorate votes for the party with the strongest views on all. You would need to be fairly credulous to believe that Romanian Muslims are Halal-butchering our swans so they an serve them to unsuspecting white children in their Marxist-lesbian-run madrassas, stealing British jobs, purses and council houses as they go, but it would only require you to believe 30% of what you've red in the Daily Express / Mail.

There are two approaches you can take to that - engaging critically in the understanding that you are essentially dealing with people who have been lied to or accepting their concerns as a legitimate expression of white working class angst. Harris does the latter almost without exception. The idea of writing them off as irredeemable fascist scum doesn't appeal though.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 25 May 2014 07:48 (nine years ago) link

I'm not gonna be horrible to the voters, because it's fairly easy to unthinkingly blame an Other group for everyone's conditions, but I feel VERY comfortable with pointing vitriol at the arseholes (right-wingers on the British version of 'wingnut welfare') manipulating them through rhetoric.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Sunday, 25 May 2014 09:24 (nine years ago) link

Absolutely. They're the enemy.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 25 May 2014 09:26 (nine years ago) link

Please be patient with me; I find discussing politics, in IRL but especially on the internet quite stressful and even upsetting. I don't believe that Aldo is arguing with me in good faith; I believe that he wants to find "A Green" to shout at, and because I was foolish enough to post information he could easily google, I fulfilled that role.

Disclosure: I am a Green party member. Not very active, my main exposure to them came through local issues. They were people I got to know through the local festivals, library, community garden, etc. Because I know them socially, I'm aware of ~what kind of people~ they are, what their interests and concerns are. They tend to be compassionate hippies, yes, but they also tend to be very "evidence-based" compassionate hippies. e.g. What can we do to decrease emissions and road traffic? Oh, here's a study on bicycling from the Netherlands. What can we do about this awful intersection where pedestrians keep getting killed? Oh, here's a study on the effectiveness of traffic calming measures from Nottingham. What can we do about reoffenders from Brixton prison? Oh, there's a guy from the Quakers who's been running a study on that for 20 years, let's get him in to present his evidence. When people like *this*, the people actually running the campaigns on the ground, say things like "best clinical evidence" I believe that they actually *mean* policy should be dictated by clinical trials, in which complementary medicine performs badly, not "let woo-monkeys regulate the woo".

With regards to Brian Cox and his opinions, opinions do not exist in a vacuum. Cox was, at that point, a member of, and actively campaigning for the Lib Dems. Since the Lib Dems have always seen the Greens as a competitor for the "left wing protest vote" it is not surprising that he had a compelling motivation to see the evidence he wanted to see, and paint the Greens as ~loony-left woo-monkeys~. Green votes are indeed a threat to Lib Dems. I live in Lambeth; there used to be a significant LD presence on the local council. The Lib Dems ran a "smear the Greens" campaign locally, full of (deliberate?) misinformation, the Greens ran a "here are some figures" campaign. The LDs have been wiped from the map in Lambeth, the Greens have made gains.

I have not read the entire manifesto; instead I read the book that all members are issued with when considering joining, and some of the other suggested reading. So, no, I cannot argue chapter and verse about the manifesto, however, the book concentrated more on *why* and how Green party policy is formed. (e.g. finding an alternative to VAT goes along with their whole philosophy on eradicating Income Inequality; VAT disproportionately affects lower income households.) ITT, we have talked about "are there left wing objections to the EU that aren't based on racism and destroying labour laws/human rights?" and Green ideas on that seem more aligned with the ideas discussed there, on the "replace the capitalism-driven EU with a socialist paradise" front. Maybe it is more "utopian pipe dream" workable solution. But the lack of ideas coming from centre-Left parties headed increasingly rightward on issues I do know and care about, makes me have admiration for utopian pipe dreams and the people prepared to explore them. Maybe "renationalise the railroads and utilities" is also a pipedream, but they're the only ones I see advancing those arguments.

Objections to "Big Pharma" happening on both sides of the political spectrum. Again, this is an issue where there are two distinct strands which need to be untangled. The right wing thread of "I object to Science and Progress because it frightens me and undermines authority" is clearly bullshit. But "I am frightened by the increasing influence of capital and profit-driven decision making in medicine; medical decisions should be made by doctors, not shareholders" is less easy to handwave away as "woo", especially when it's coming not from idiots like Jenny McCarthy, but from scientists and doctors like Ben Goldacre and David Nutt. If you have already painted Greens as ~loony-left woo-monkeys~ you will see their opposition to Big Pharma as the former. If you see Greens as disillusioned former Labour voters attracted by "single-issue" buzzwords like "addressing income inequality" and "sustainability" then you may start to see it as the latter.

I am not an expert. I do not wish to become anyone's punching bag for "The Greens". These are just my opinions, and my experiences. Your opinions and experiences may differ substantially. I'm sorry this is so long. I probably should not have addressed any of these issues at all, but it's hard to stand silent when you see things you believe in, or things your associates are working for being twisted and misrepresented. I'm not really prepared to discuss much of this any further, mostly because I'm off to the Community Garden to weed organic bean-patches with my ~loony left~ mates for the rest of the afternoon. Discussing politics is difficult for me. When making local poltical decisions, I tend to trust the people with their knees in the dirt (literally and metaphorically) on a local level, more than I trust random people shouting at me on the internet.

Branwell with an N, Sunday, 25 May 2014 09:42 (nine years ago) link

Thanks, that's interesting.

I guess what I want to know was whether the u-turn from homeopathy was genuine, that's pretty much it. I would imagine they'd find it increasingly difficult to hang on to anti-science medicine stuff while, as you say, trying to promote evidence-based solutions for other issues.
I didn't come to the same conclusions as Aldo but I would find it heartening if they made a clear-cut statement on it. However, I imagine that could be a bit of a nightmare with trying to keep the traditional 'hippy dippy' voters so I don't really blame them if they don't.

I really, really, really despise all campaign material from all parties. It makes me despair. Greens have been relatively OK on that front so far ime.

kinder, Sunday, 25 May 2014 09:57 (nine years ago) link

xp what possible reason could you have for thinking Aldo is posting in "bad faith"? Is it because he disagrees with Green party policy, or with you? Because that's all I've seen him do ITT, and he's certainly not "shouting" at anyone.

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Sunday, 25 May 2014 10:09 (nine years ago) link

I am perfectly able to draw my own conclusions about conversations I'm involved in, and do not need to be patronised by having them explained to me, thank you very much.

Branwell with an N, Sunday, 25 May 2014 10:13 (nine years ago) link

Aldo otm.

pandemic, Sunday, 25 May 2014 10:14 (nine years ago) link

Starting with the proviso that the Greens seem like good people and less craven than the other parties, I read the actual Europe section of the manifesto, as opposed to what Aldo said it said, and its main problem is its setting of extremely ambitious targets coupled with a frustrating lack of detail about how they intend to get to that point*. The climate change policy has the same issue, there's a lot of 'set restrictions and let the market deal with how to achieve them' which strikes me as unworkable. The science and technology policy that would be absolutely central to bringing even a fraction of this about is remarkably flimsy and doesn't appear to have been revised since the beginning of 2011.

*Even established parties do this, but when the Tories do so they aren't going against the grain of how our international institutions are structured, so if anything it's easier to put bits of them into practice even when the whole aim is batshit and unworkable.

Matt DC, Sunday, 25 May 2014 10:42 (nine years ago) link

I love this faith in manifestos..

Sausage Party (Bob Six), Sunday, 25 May 2014 10:47 (nine years ago) link

Thanks for all that. I am definitely not looking for a Green to bash, I guess my perspective is that I looked at the ballot paper on Thursday and found it to be chock full of arseholes but still couldn't bring myself to vote Green so I started asking myself why. I have no doubt the current Bristol scandal, which has been all over my FB feed now I don't live in Bristol any more, showing one of their senior councillor's to be just another nose-in-the-trough careerist politician might have coloured my judgement. (And yes, it's one individual, but you could make that same argument over pretty much any political scandal and yet it still gets attributed to parties in general.)

But ultimately it's their policy on healthcare I believe which stopped me. Alternative medicine has conclusive failed every clinical trial that it's been subjected to. The only way it could pass in future is for the trials to be changed. And that's fundamentally unscientific, changing the burden of proof to suit the subject. "Best clincal evidence" has already shown there was no place for them in the NHS. As I said before, Jeremy Hunt was roundly castigated as unfit to be Health Secretary because of his personal belief in homeopathy, so does that mean there could never be a Green Health secretary taken seriously?

To touch on Bananaman's point, there is absolutely a case to be made for reform of these organisations - but the Greens have them as one of their short term goals in the policy paper, the sort of things that would normally be the easy targets in a manifesto. And it's from those policies that the rest of their economic policies fall out - with the pseudo-feudal system in place and no EU control over trade, there will be little or no need to move things between geographic areas so transportation is massively cut meaning the traffic problems are solved. Because there is no WTO all areas across the world will see their standard of living rise, which means they won't want to emigrate, solving migration. Because they all have the same standard of living they won't be jealous of each other, so there won't be any wars therefore we don't need a defence budget.

And that's where my other problem is I suppose. It all hangs together under a unified philosophy, but there is far too much under the gift of the rest of the world to agree that it's simply not credible as a political manifesto. Much of it is admirable - on health, for example, there is a focus on attacking the cause of disease and not just treating the symptoms that would make John Snow proud, and investigating societal causes for poor health (presumably expanding the concept of the Glasgow Effect) is undoubtedly worthwhile but it's undone by the weak language elsewhere on the topic.

It's lovely to see an actual left wing party win votes, but it'd be even nicer to see one that could be taken credibly as a political force. I fear, however, they're doomed to be the left wing UKIP, a protest vote to try and make Labour buck up their ideas before you vote for them in the election (an interesting piece on radio 4 on Friday interviewed a voter who said just that re: UKIP/Tories; that he would never in a month of Sundays vote for UKIP in a general election, but had in these to make a point). I'd love to be proved wrong but I believe that needs less of a reliance on broad philosophy and more workable policies.

I've got no interest in having a go at individuals for their political beliefs, mainly because I don't think any of ours stand up to rigid scrutiny completely, so apologies to Branwell if she thought I was having a go at her.

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Sunday, 25 May 2014 10:52 (nine years ago) link

xxxp I wasn't trying to "explain" anything to you, just pointing out that it's a remarkably uncharitable interpretation of Aldo's posts. Anyway peace seems to have broken so I'll shut up.

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Sunday, 25 May 2014 11:17 (nine years ago) link

Is there anything more to the Bristol 'scandal' than one of their councilors saying (in passing to a friend) that he thought his salary was "low" and buying an ex-council property?

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:01 (nine years ago) link

^ was wondering same

kinder, Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:04 (nine years ago) link

Also, while we're here, re: Miliband: what kind of tosser makes a photocall out of offering a Jewish* guy a BACON SANDWICH?

*Seriously, unless the Jewish guy at the photocall is Jay PORK PORK PORK Rayner, NAGL.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:10 (nine years ago) link

Buying an ex-council property contrary to party policy, having been advised beforehand that it was coming up for sale. "I never saw that email." Making comments on social medi about how couldn't afford a flight to NYC (having since clarified he would be staying with the friend) while earning roughly double the minimum wage.

Personally I don't think either of them are that big a deal but both of them would be cause célèbre criticisms if they happened to one of the big parties - Geoff Hoon "didn't see that email" and was sacked, having been ridiculed as a minister not in control of the department. Michael Fabricant was sacked (he claims) for his twitter comments on Maria Miller leaving. So I guess I just want the same standards to be applied across the board.

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:19 (nine years ago) link

Also part of the Bristol ire is that he's seen as the lapdog to Bristol's Eco-fascist (and I use the word fascist advisedly) Mayor George Ferguson and always votes with him even if he's the only one (such as the expansion of residents parking schemes, voted down 20-2 but still going ahead because the mayor and assistant mayor are in favour).

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:24 (nine years ago) link

Not seen a single thing abt it in my Bristol-based FB tbf
Seems like a problem with one individual rather than party-wide problem

kinder, Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:28 (nine years ago) link

Greens made two gains in Bristol

kinder, Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:28 (nine years ago) link

(and one UKIP :( )

kinder, Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:29 (nine years ago) link

Entirely possible it's one individual, on the other hand the party has done nothing about the individual (which is the standard we'd expect elsewhere).

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link

Thanks for the explanation, Aldo, I do appreciate it, and I do understand where you're coming from a lot better now. Sorry for doubting your intentions; ILX has made me over cautious.

When it comes down to choosing who to vote for, things like "used to be soft on homeopathy" is a little lower on my list of priorities than things like, y'know, promised the moon and just ended up propping up the Tories. Or, come to think of it "invaded 2 countries illegally without UN support" is quite far up there, too! And although I cannot show anyone the bit on the Green manifesto that directly says "homeopathy is actually bunkum, sorry about that" - until someone can show me the bit on the Labour manifesto that directly says "won't invade any more countries!" they're not getting my vote again.

I don't know that Greens are ever going to have any national power. But I do believe that they are capable of doing good work locally. Already our Labour MP (Chuka Umunna, I think he is one of the good 'uns) has been tweeting about working with our new Green councillor. I know Scott, I know he has a ton of great ideas and he's the kind of guy that will make them happen. I think that the good we can hope to accomplish is on the local level, as well as in terms of grass roots Greens tugging Labour leftward.

Branwell with an N, Sunday, 25 May 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

obviously as/if they grow, the greens will lose the promising glow of a party uncorrupted by power, & at the same time probably learn to get better at dealing w/ emerging scandals &c. I'm not sure how I feel about the somewhat conservative/static utopia they are gesturing towards, but for now at least, they seem like a worthwhile developing project & the best repository for the sort of broadly left-wing idealism I'm interested in

ogmor, Sunday, 25 May 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link

Also part of the Bristol ire is that he's seen as the lapdog to Bristol's Eco-fascist (and I use the word fascist advisedly) Mayor George Ferguson and always votes with him even if he's the only one (such as the expansion of residents parking schemes, voted down 20-2 but still going ahead because the mayor and assistant mayor are in favour).

i work in bristol.
and this hits home.
the stories i have heard in the office re the complete refusal to listen to local residents re his introductions of the parking schemes beggars belief.

mark e, Sunday, 25 May 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

The picture given seems to be that there was a lot of resistance to the current RPZs and now residents are all 'actually they're pretty good' (no idea if that's actually accurate, seems better where I am but that's not to say it should be a blanket move) so I guess they're taking that and running with it. Can't believe they can actually do that, though

kinder, Sunday, 25 May 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

He actually appeared on tv saying democracy had no part to play I his plans to make Bristol car-free. (C4 9pm documentary piece on Bristol's traffic chaos, can't remember the title. Although that reached new heights last week where a man got a ticket for getting out of his car to read the parking sign.)

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Sunday, 25 May 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

Thought that was a one-off. The one I watched showed mainly cretinous drivers iirc. Would like to discuss Smooth Move Ferguson but not sure this is the thread...

kinder, Sunday, 25 May 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

That's the one. I agree there were some poor drivers in it, but the sheer volume of tickets issued in the short stretch I used to live just off was utterly ridiculous.

Daniwa, guys! Daniwa! (aldo), Sunday, 25 May 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

UKIP think they're on course to get the largest share of the vote in the Euro election - have topped poll in Hull, Doncaster and a bunch of other Labour-aligned places as well as Conservative strongholds. Tories are talking about an in / out Euro referendum in 2017.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 25 May 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link

UKIP got 5x more votes than Lib Dems in Yorkshire, 6x as many in East Midlands. They've absolutely collapsed.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 25 May 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link

Behind Greens in both, too.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 25 May 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link

is this quote legit?

Asked whether the people had rejected his party’s racist policies, [Nick Griffin] said: “They’ve voted for Ukip’s racist policies instead.”

ogmor, Sunday, 25 May 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link

According to The Guardian, yep.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 25 May 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

burn

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Sunday, 25 May 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

nick griffin doesn't need to say anything else, ever. can that be his epitaph please

English cunt read Guardian (imago), Sunday, 25 May 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

Europeans Party 595 0.00 (0.00) 0 0

in seara asta, prietenii mei, suntem cu toții Bosko Balaban

English cunt read Guardian (imago), Monday, 26 May 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

LibDems appear to be about to descend into open warfare. It occurred to me the other day that Miliband could conceivably be the only main party leader to go into the next election. The knives seem to be out for Clegg, and if Scotland votes Yes then it will look like an enormous blunder on Cameron's part, and the anger from the press and from his own benches will be so intense that I can't see him surviving.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 11:59 (nine years ago) link

Scotland won't vote Yes.

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:00 (nine years ago) link

Selfishly I hope they won't because its buh-bye anything other than a Tory victory in the UK for the foreseeable, right?

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:15 (nine years ago) link

Not necessarily

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link

UKIP got 5x more votes than Lib Dems in Yorkshire, 6x as many in East Midlands. They've absolutely collapsed.

What's actually happening here though - and in other Labour voting areas? I doubt the Lib Dem vote has gone over en masse to UKIP, I suspect what's happened is that it's gone (more or less) en masse to Labour and that, in turn, the Labour Party has somehow managed to lose a shitload of its core vote to UKIP, doh!

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:25 (nine years ago) link

Alternatively, a lot of Lib Dem voters didn't bother showing up, i guess. I suspect that Labour would have lost a fair amount to UKIP, though.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:26 (nine years ago) link

A lot of people just didn't vote. I would guess that the vast majority of the UKIP-inclined took the opportunity to vote on Thursday (if they aren't going to vote then, when would they?), but turnout will be 20 percentage points higher in the general election and UKIP won't be picking up any more votes (if anything they'll probably lose some protest voters back to the Tories).

Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link

haven't poked around into the yougov figures quoted here, but they reckon 15% of Ukip voters were 2010 Lab, 14% 2010 Lib.

woof, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link

This was worth a read the other day: http://anotherangryvoice.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/local-election-results-2014-aav.html
(seems to have been written before the Euro results came out)

Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link

this is a perspective http://ramblingsofapr.com/2014/05/26/farage-victory-mirage-ukip-2014/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/2014/newsspec_7595/content/english/img/map_ukip.gif

reckon london should peel off and join scotland

conrad, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link

Like West Berlin? Would the Scots have to airlift vital supplies to us?

Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:38 (nine years ago) link

*Scans perimeter wall for parcels from the Tunnocks factory*

baked beings on toast (suzy), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 12:42 (nine years ago) link

If you could get me some tablet and some square sausage I would be well pleased.

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link

no you continue to eat jellied eels ONLY

conrad, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

TABLET!

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link

no you continue to eat jellied eels ONLY

― conrad, Wednesday, May 28, 2014 5:09 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

:((((

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

Looking forward to the London airlift.

Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link

Obama can say "Ich bin ein Berliner 'ere mate, I'm a Londoner"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

"I am a blood sausage"

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link

Saveloy

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link

If Obama came over and went "I'm from Essex! IN CASE YOU COULDN'T TELLL!!"

Mark G, Thursday, 29 May 2014 09:37 (nine years ago) link

Blood Sausage Party.

Branwell with an N, Thursday, 29 May 2014 09:42 (nine years ago) link

"Mr Farage, tear down this wall"

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 29 May 2014 09:42 (nine years ago) link

Steady on! (X-post)

Sausage Party (Bob Six), Thursday, 29 May 2014 09:46 (nine years ago) link

this reductive exoticising has rather put a dampener on a calondonian union goodnight

conrad, Thursday, 29 May 2014 09:49 (nine years ago) link

Like West Berlin? Would the Scots have to airlift vital supplies to us?

can you get buckfast anywhere in london

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 11:17 (nine years ago) link

Scotland won't have any buckfast. West Country ukip will almost certainly have trade sanctions against Calondonia.

woof, Thursday, 29 May 2014 11:34 (nine years ago) link

Buckfast to Cameron and Scotland as gas is to Putin and Ukraine

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 11:36 (nine years ago) link

I wonder where the united kingdom of ex-M25 england, wales (sorry wales) and northern ireland will have its parliament

conrad, Thursday, 29 May 2014 11:51 (nine years ago) link

Thurrock

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 11:53 (nine years ago) link

so farage want to legalise guns?

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Thursday, 29 May 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link

So this "trojan horse" thing...

http://www.theguardian.com/education/2014/jun/09/trojan-horse-row-birmingham-schools-special-measures-ofsted

Seems to have started with an unsubstantiated, possibly hoax, letter and might end with every school in Birmingham turned into an academy.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 9 June 2014 10:51 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if there are any other schools in the country with strong religious affiliations

arid banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 June 2014 11:09 (nine years ago) link

That's the thing. The allegations have been downgraded, as far as I can tell, from "promoting extremism" to "failing to adequately prepare children for life in a modern multicultural society" which would apply to more than a few schools in my area alone.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 9 June 2014 11:18 (nine years ago) link

That also seems to be the division between Gove and May.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 9 June 2014 11:19 (nine years ago) link

i wouldn't argue a strong case for faith schools of any persuasion, but this whole argument has taken place in a context that can't help but appear to be, well let's say "sectarian" as the most charitable construction. the rules regarding governance and funding of all faith schools are problematic imo, but of course this isn't about that because there are more than a few middle England voters whose children attend Catholic or C of E schools.

arid banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 June 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link

My American high school was so secular, we used the pre-Red Menace version of the Pledge of Allegiance where God is not invoked. Even though the religions on offer pretty much lost me at Eve from the second I was old enough to have an opinion, I do think studying world religions is important (and the course on offer at my school was offered nationwide as the best of its kind).

Theresa May has also just scuppered including mothers' names on marriage certificates as 'too costly/complicated' so basically, if your dad is effectively a sperm donor and you've been raised well by a single mum, you can't have her name on your marriage docs.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Monday, 9 June 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link

should just take out the parents' names altogether tbh

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 9 June 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

The letter is ridiculous. Why was it written in English? Is the Trojan Horse a likely cultural reference for an Islamic extremist? Why would anyone write the details of their secret plot down for anyone to read?

AlanSmithee, Monday, 9 June 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link

Is the original letter online anywhere?

cardamon, Monday, 9 June 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link

Oh and:

David Blunkett, the former education secretary, said the government's excessive relaxation of oversight over schools had led to a vacuum that had allowed forces opposed to British liberal values to flourish in them.

Blunkett pointed to the removal of the national curriculum from academies and the lack of regional oversight of schools, leaving too much responsibility in the hands of the Department for Education.

He said there was a muddle in the heart of government about whether schools should be left alone in an atomised, fractured system.

Oh good so if we want to end the free-market sell-out of the schools we need to bring back Blair era extremism talk

cardamon, Monday, 9 June 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link

Or I suppose more accurately, 'The academies are bad because they're letting the Muslims take over'. But the logical response from someone who doesn't want the Muslims to take over is to vote Conservative

cardamon, Monday, 9 June 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link

Or UKIP.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link

Wow the knives are really out for Theresa May right now aren't they?

Can't think of many things likely to lose you votes more quickly than ruining a load of people's holidays.

Matt DC, Thursday, 12 June 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link

She's seen as a threat to Cameron, i think. His tame hacks are circling.

It's kind of amazing that she has been HS for nearly five years, given how quickly the Labour ones got shunted.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 June 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link

genuinely thought that was photoshopped before the horrible truth started to dawn

lex pretend, Thursday, 12 June 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

WHYYYYYYY

how is he still leader? ffs

lex pretend, Thursday, 12 June 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

xp I had to debate TM at a panel about 15 years ago and based on her performance there, it's a ceaseless wonder to me that she's in charge of ANYTHING.

Miliband has to start looking like someone who isn't going along with what his press officer might consider a 'great idea.' As to the free Sun, when I received that I had to wonder if they'd Peter Blaked all the phone-hacking victims for their cover.

show me new tweets (suzy), Thursday, 12 June 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link

why does miliband try so hard to squander any respect he might have earned among all but the most shitheaded of the populace?

Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

listens to really terrible advice?

arid banter (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link

didn't realise that Miliband is actually on the cover as one of the 'English people who makes us proud to be English' (also Cameron and Clegg)

TV-show-is-font-colorredAsbofontlutely-fabulous.html (soref), Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

The Sun: It's Not Just for Racists Any More

arid banter (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link

Blimey if Clegg can still get on it then there's basically no lower limit to this thing.

Matt DC, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

pwn-ed.

mark e, Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/jun/11/jk-rowling-donates-scotland-anti-independence-campaign

Her gift to Better Together was welcomed by Margaret Curran, Labour's shadow Scottish secretary, who said it was a "significant and welcome intervention from one of this country's most talented and successful women". "Separation is failing to win support among women and more and more of us are saying 'No thanks' to Alex Salmond's plan. It doesn't take a wizard to work out that Alex Salmond's case for breaking up the UK simply isn't a risk worth taking," she said.

TV-show-is-font-colorredAsbofontlutely-fabulous.html (soref), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

I love this kind of thing

TV-show-is-font-colorredAsbofontlutely-fabulous.html (soref), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

miliband's apologised already

just embarrassing levels of bumbling

lex pretend, Friday, 13 June 2014 11:48 (nine years ago) link

even if Hillsborough didn't happen and the Sun wasn't such a horrible jingoistic piece of shit paper, look at the company he's keeping ffs

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/75505000/jpg/_75505722_camsun.jpg

Maurice Malpas Holiday Jotter Blues (onimo), Friday, 13 June 2014 12:48 (nine years ago) link

maybe he's trying to send a subtle message through the fact that he's the only one of the 4 not actually reading it?

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 13 June 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link

i don't know what kind of message is that

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 13 June 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link

Just found out about this passport thing. I sent mine in for renewal a few weeks ago! I guess all overseas applicants will get an extension? I already hate Theresa May tho'.

Kornblud (admrl), Friday, 13 June 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link

well, only Michael White is relevant there. Talking about the main Westminster beat correspondents, him, Martin Kettle, Patrick Wintour. Yeah, they give those others space on the comments, but the slant of the paper's political news reporting is plainly anti-Miliband.

http://s15.postimg.org/tbhc3tpln/Guardian.jpg

Sterling work today.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Saturday, 21 June 2014 10:20 (nine years ago) link

ffs

kinder, Saturday, 21 June 2014 10:32 (nine years ago) link

1. ffs
2. wtf
3. middle stage is quite Jim Hacker, no?
4. ffs wtf

the ghosts of dead pom-bears (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 21 June 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link

middle stage is quite Jim Hacker, no?

THANK YOU, spent the last 2 hours trying to work out who that was reminding me of

soref, Saturday, 21 June 2014 12:41 (nine years ago) link

Having dissonance here because the last two news broadcasts I've seen featured reporters doing vox pops where they're out asking people if they think Ed Miliband sucks, getting four out of five respondents who say 'he's all right, I like him' and then not even acknowledging that their sample is fine with dude before going back to the studio to talk about all this trouble he's in because he had problems eating a bacon sandwich at a photocall. FFS.

show me new tweets (suzy), Saturday, 21 June 2014 13:08 (nine years ago) link

Blunkett... Hain... Straw... any more worthless cunts planning to throw in the towel any time soon? Roll up now!

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 June 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link

(Actually I don't know if Straw is standing down... I heartily recommend it though)

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 June 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link

We shouldn't overlook the very important detail that Ed M really does suck.

Maurice Malpas Holiday Jotter Blues (onimo), Saturday, 21 June 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

It's like when opposing football fans sing "you're shit and you know you are" and you hate them for it but mostly because it's true.

Maurice Malpas Holiday Jotter Blues (onimo), Saturday, 21 June 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

Seems extraordinary that Brooks could walk but there you go.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 11:54 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Seen that '10,600 dead after being declared fit for work by ATOS' pic doing the rounds. Looked for source, there is none, decided it was clearly made up/trolling but the thing keeps resurfacing and it turns out it is based on a badly written FOI response (according to Telegraph: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tomchiversscience/100279306/the-10600-people-died-within-six-weeks-of-being-declared-fit-to-work-by-atos-stat-is-simply-wrong/)

Clearly ATOS are appalling but this 10,600 figure doesn't really have anything to do with that. And clearly to see the real extent of ATOS shittiness you'd have to compare actual outcomes and numbers vs those that occur 'naturally' in the general population. But people seem to be resistant to this e.g. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/real-life/john-niven-how-can-cameron-3849719
"what number IS acceptable then?" http://twitter.com/NivenJ1

There's obviously a story here - but am I the only one who finds this attitude frustrating and simply contributing to the disinformation that allows orgs like ATOS to carry on being appalling? People just blindly accepting /retweeting without requesting their own FOI figures/looking for real data to get to the real story?

kinder, Sunday, 13 July 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

people blindly reposting terrible statistical bullshit is pathetic and unhelpful 97 percent of the time

most won't have the guts to repost this

Daphnis Celesta, Sunday, 13 July 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link

Uhhh, can't begin to parse the stupidity required to believe '10,600 people died within six weeks of being declared fit to work by Atos'

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 July 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link

I know, hence my assumption it was loltrolling
Even my brother who blindly posts stuff of this sort has been attacking the logic - I'm almost proud...

kinder, Sunday, 13 July 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link

tbh this stuff washes over me, when i first saw the headline i thought it was about suicides or something, but my first thought was "lol bullshit stats"

Daphnis Celesta, Sunday, 13 July 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link

my general rule of thumb is if it's on the internet and there's no link to source data, it's probably made up. (Sorry, local petitions/campaigners who actually have a legit case to make, but come on).

so I tend to take no notice. It's more this second stage of writers being called on it and the response being 'well even one is too many' or 'it doesn't change the point of the piece' - the idea that demanding data to base your decisions on is in some way 'pedantic' (something I have often been accused of, usually by people who have been trying to manipulate me)

kinder, Sunday, 13 July 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link

sure. if your argument doesn't rely on statistics then making some up diminishes rather than strengthens yr case.

Daphnis Celesta, Sunday, 13 July 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link

people blindly reposting terrible statistical bullshit is pathetic and unhelpful 97 percent of the time

most won't have the guts to repost this

like

blap setter (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 July 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

It also feeds into the rightist myth that critics of the government are soft-headed and don't understand the severity of the situation we are in.

Matt DC, Sunday, 13 July 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

timing of this reshuffle is awful. much as I am glad to see Gove in particular get tae fuck, half of twitter now thinks Clarke, Gove and Hague are on the paedo list.

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:02 (nine years ago) link

First thing I thought when I heard that Hague was resigning (and stepping down as an MP also) was, right there's some revelation about to come out, else they're worried it's coming out... but that's the times we live in!

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:08 (nine years ago) link

Anyone know much about Nicky Morgan? She's replacing Gove.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BskoAzeCEAAncWr.png

lex pretend, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link

also anti-abortion, anti-equal marriage

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Loughborough-MP-Nicky-Morgan-explains-voted/story-18148357-detail/story.html

lex pretend, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link

*slow hand clap*

lex pretend, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link

i did really enjoy the ten minutes of GOVE OUT jubilation though

lex pretend, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link

well i read the big thing in the mirror on sunday with the guy coming out saying he arranged underage rent boys for tories in the eighties... was told by a young hague & an unnamed civil servant to shut the fuck up and bury it.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link

XP wasn't Hague implicated in suppression of earlier paedophile related reports? that'd be enough rly

blap setter (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:12 (nine years ago) link

I'm skeptical of the Mirror story, or at least how much it will stick. But if true - the tarring of the Thatcher brand would also be destructive for the current Tories too, surely, no matter whether they've flushed the ranks of Thatcher-era MPs?

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link

haven't seen the mirror story but this was from a few years back

blap setter (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:19 (nine years ago) link

Gove is way too new an MP to have been involved, his demotion is probably a result of unilaterally deciding to start a fight with Theresa May.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:20 (nine years ago) link

Yes. He is not of this Earth so can't imagine him being involved in any sort of hanky panky. Hague is another matter.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:36 (nine years ago) link

Latest Private Eye suggests, p plausibly, that Gove is being 'groomed' to take over as Editor of the Daily Mail from Dacre - he's been wined and dined a lot by Rothermere recently - so his conflict w/ May and demotion may actually be part of a larger exit strategy.

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:41 (nine years ago) link

I can't really remember Hague having done anything egregiously awful as foreign secretary tbh, most of the major foreign policy blunders seem to have been Cameron's.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:41 (nine years ago) link

That's usually the way with Foreign Secretary/ Prime Minister.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:43 (nine years ago) link

Gove has definitely fucked kids tbf

The pix of Hague and Savile together are a bit ewwwwww and on the nose, but because of source, not linking.

leave the web alone boys (suzy), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 09:47 (nine years ago) link

His funny voice notwithstanding, Hague seemed like one of the more competent/less fucking enraging Tories.

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 10:03 (nine years ago) link

I will always be grateful to him for doing his best to make the Tories unelectable during his time as leader.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 10:14 (nine years ago) link

Hague's 20-pints-a-night wildman image just too strong for dealing with sensitive Muslim allies

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 10:30 (nine years ago) link

i did really enjoy the ten minutes of GOVE OUT jubilation though

trouble is that every time you think one of these monsters has been removed, there are 20 more greedy maggots fervently wriggling round in the wound left behind, gorged on pus, just waiting to burst out

john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 10:35 (nine years ago) link

This reshuffle suggests that the election campaign has started early - the election campaign for the next Tory leader that is - and that May has pulled ahead of Osborne.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link

not even the fucking Tories are stupid enough to believe that Osborne could ever, ever have the makings of a Prime Minister.

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 11:42 (nine years ago) link

every time you think one of these monsters has been removed, there are 20 more greedy maggots fervently wriggling round in the wound left behind, gorged on pus, just waiting to burst out

plus removed to where

conrad, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link

not even the fucking Tories are stupid enough to believe that Osborne could ever, ever have the makings of a Prime Minister.

― Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, July 15, 2014 12:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/12/31/1356944450878/Iain-Duncan-Smith-010.jpg
http://platformlondon.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Hague.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Michael_Howard_1099_cropped.jpg/220px-Michael_Howard_1099_cropped.jpg

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 11:46 (nine years ago) link

none of them, not even Howard, make animals howl uncontrollably in their presence tbf

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 11:47 (nine years ago) link

Just interjecting so I don't bookmark old shiny gammon face.

leave the web alone boys (suzy), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 12:00 (nine years ago) link

Gove apparently thinks Osborne can be PM. Anyone but Boris will do for a lot of them though.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 12:23 (nine years ago) link

Gove might be the next editor of the Mail, so..

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link

Gove would genuinely be an improvement upon Dacre.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:44 (nine years ago) link

Ah, but apart from Cameron, obv, that list of pictures were a bunch of blokes that were allowed to be Conservative leader because there wasn't any hope of being in govt. Once there was, there was a bunch of scramble to get the leaders job.

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link

also allowed to be Conservative leader because not enough of the party could stomach Portillo or Clarke and those three were thought to be slightly more electable than, say, John Redwood, was the impression I got?

soref, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link

All of them were elected in the hope that they would be PM... obviously.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link

No.

They were placeholders.

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link

You're overestimating the rationality of the Tory party here. I think a lot of them definitely thought that Labour 97 would be an immediate disaster, but they plumped for Hague because he wasn't one of their rivals, but I think they definitely saw him as a potential PM, at least at first. IDS was the product of rival factions splitting the vote between different and better qualified candidates. Howard was probably a placeholder, I'll give you that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 08:25 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, that's the one I was primarily thinking of.

But IDS was, a bit, as well

Mark G, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 08:27 (nine years ago) link

putting a round peg into a square hole bound to lead to irritable dowel syndrome

blap setter (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 09:22 (nine years ago) link

'Tarring of the Thatcher brand' - where could this go?

cardamon, Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

It feels as though today's tories could pass off the paedo thing as being something old tories did, the ones who were Lords and not just ordinary hard-working blokes who are Lords

cardamon, Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

They"ll be giving Savile his knighthood back soon enough

Mark G, Friday, 18 July 2014 06:39 (nine years ago) link

Love it

After the Guardian broke the news of the pair's resignation and the reasons they had given to Ms Tucker , she said she went away to look up the meaning of "occult". "It means that which is hidden," she said. "Nothing I do is hidden, nothing Glen does is hidden. It's all in the public domain. I have a website, Glen is very active on Facebook. There's nothing occult in what we do."I do call in archangels at times and in some of the meditations I do bring in archangels. Angels appear in all the major religions of the world."After the Guardian broke the news of the pair's resignation and the reasons they had given to Ms Tucker , she said she went away to look up the meaning of "occult". "It means that which is hidden," she said. "Nothing I do is hidden, nothing Glen does is hidden. It's all in the public domain. I have a website, Glen is very active on Facebook. There's nothing occult in what we do. "I do call in archangels at times and in some of the meditations I do bring in archangels. Angels appear in all the major religions of the world."

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/30/ukip-resigned-occult-jake-baynes-graham-livings

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

what i take from this is apparently angels can be racist too

why you gotta be Joe Root? (Daphnis Celesta), Thursday, 31 July 2014 06:28 (nine years ago) link

"Everyone's got their different beliefs. It's not for me to belittle anyone's beliefs. People have different views. But if Ukip is trying to shake off this fruitcake image thing, we're not doing a good job of it."

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Thursday, 31 July 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link

xp

I find it a bit odd – not bad, exactly, but curious – how little people seem to care about that coke/dominatrix period in Osborne's life.

woof, Thursday, 31 July 2014 09:53 (nine years ago) link

I find it curious too, though I'm more than curious at why she was arrested for sharing the photo, and incredibly curious that this hasn't got more traction in the press.

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Thursday, 31 July 2014 10:01 (nine years ago) link

Yes, the use of the police to keep your problems out of the press is more concerning.

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Thursday, 31 July 2014 10:06 (nine years ago) link

The arrest may be unconnected. The police going round to 'have a word' is entirely feasible but actually arresting someone without valid cause would open them up to all sorts of repercussions.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 31 July 2014 10:10 (nine years ago) link

OK, did everyone get this annoying questionnaire from the Tories?

"Which THREE of the following issues are most important bla bla bla Immigration bla Tuition fees"

Well, I think it's pretty important that we have more immigration and no tuition fees. Is that what the poll setters meant?

Also one option is "welfare - rewarding hard work" which is pretty weaselly, where is the extra sheet of paper to specify whether a tick in the "welfare" box means "more welfare" or "only welfare for 'hard workers'" or "the very existence of welfare actively outrages me, to think that someone might be given enough money to buy brand-x baked beans out of the tax I could only partially dodge on my multi-million inheritance" or what

(also, yes, wtf at arrest)

the ghosts of dead pom-bears (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 1 August 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link

Our policy: only people In work will qualify for out-of-work benefits.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 1 August 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link

That's push-polling. It's actually illegal to frame poll questions thusly in America. xp

struwwelpeter capaldi (suzy), Friday, 1 August 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

When did you stop trying to bring down the government?

Mark G, Friday, 1 August 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

"Mr Clapson did not appeal or ask for a reconsideration of the sanction or apply for a hardship payment."

hardly the government's fault if people choose to do this to themselves

why you gotta be Joe Root? (Daphnis Celesta), Monday, 4 August 2014 11:23 (nine years ago) link

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2014/03/the-british-jobs-miracle/

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to how many of the people actually doing these miraculous new jobs professional journalist Fraser Nelson has bothered to speak to?

Matt DC, Monday, 4 August 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link

(That's in response to Tom's link btw, the actual blog post is several months old)

Matt DC, Monday, 4 August 2014 11:28 (nine years ago) link

Would be interesting to know the percentage of people in work whose salary has kept pace with inflation over the last four years.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 4 August 2014 11:31 (nine years ago) link

hardly the government's fault if people choose to do this to themselves

Most people are not aware that they can appeal a sanction decision, or that they can apply for hardship payments. Job Centre staff are supposed to let people know, but they rarely do.

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Monday, 4 August 2014 11:41 (nine years ago) link

Clinically depressed people often have such dread of News In Brown Envelopes that they may not even open them, as it explains in the article.

struwwelpeter capaldi (suzy), Monday, 4 August 2014 11:53 (nine years ago) link

Surely Britain's Job Miracle should have put a spring into the step of this mopey fellow

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 4 August 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link

hard to see what a change of government would do for clinically depressed people at the moment

why you gotta be Joe Root? (Daphnis Celesta), Monday, 4 August 2014 12:03 (nine years ago) link

Since it wasn't actually a suicide I dunno if the Job Centre staff will get the usual bonus. PCS needs to get on that quick

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 August 2014 12:05 (nine years ago) link

Bloody immigrants, they come over here to take our copper and gold, leaving their decorative hair tresses lying all over the place.

We cry crows craws (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link

poetry!

why do families work damn hard to get paid/While you splash millions on legal aid?

http://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/young-independence-conference-what-drives-ukips-youth-wing

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link

i'm confused, does the MP who's stepping down because his hours and pay are inadequate to maintain a decent family life have any political links to the MP who's saying the government needs to continue to cut welfare benefits?

The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Monday, 11 August 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/03/schools-separate-pupils-ability-setting

as far as i'm aware the evidence that streaming is of benefit to pupils' education is, i'll be generous, inconclusive. fuck these twisted barbarian fuckers, fuck them all to death

Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

how do private schools deal w/ differing levels?

ogmor, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

the same in many instances

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

Setting according to ability for separate subjects is controversial since it is argued that it helps those with high ability and leaves those with lower ability behind.

this is really shitty writing

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

how do private schools deal w/ differing levels?

all children of wealthy parents extremely able and clever iirc

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link

government already denying this is a policy according to Radio 4

there are several studies that indicate that mixed ability groups raise the achievement of "less able" students far more than they inhibit the "more able" students

Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

high school education in the uk is so thoroughly rotten that I struggle to deal w/ one issue in isolation

ogmor, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah absolutely i think the structure's fucked top to bottom but for some reason i get extra angry when education policy continually pushes middle class prejudices over any concessions to pedagogic theory

Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

cf. making 3 year-olds learn to write etc etc

Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

this suggestion that every class be apportioned to a certain percentile grouping by 'ability', however that is meaured, is fairly extreme and not common in a global context

selective education for 'gifted' kids while leaving the rest 'mixed ability' is fairly common across the world

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link

yes, all kids shd be challenged but this can be achieved within mixed classes or via supplemental learning opportunities, without necessarily introducing schoolchildren to the idea of intelligence as a hierarchy

Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

As far back as 2006, David Cameron said: "I want to see setting in every single school. Parents know it works. Teachers know it works. Tony Blair promised it in 1997. But it still hasn't happened. We will keep up the pressure till it does."

has anyone done any research into this presumed parental support controlling for rosy expectations rather than getting people to agree with a vague version of separate development while many of them labour under the delusion that their children will obviously be in the elite grouping

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

as i say, education policy - across the political spectrum - seems to be more beholden to some kind of assumed folk wisdom than almost any other aspect of government in the UK. people get sentimental and stupid about their children, maybe

Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

also teaching has always been held in low esteem as a profession here

Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

without necessarily introducing schoolchildren to the idea of intelligence as a hierarchy

― Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 18:07 (3 minutes ago)

they know this much anyway, it's merely a question of degree as to how much the scholastic system reinforces it

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

i thought about that but i think it's maybe not the same: perhaps outside of educational settings children recognize that some of them are more clever than others but school is an excellent mechanism for reifying those thoughts and turning whatever learning is into one more status race

Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

I've talked to a couple of teachers separately about this, and they have both said something along the lines of "everyone thinks they're an expert, because everyone has been to school". And of course confirmation bias occurs- I was surprised to read Tony Judt, of all people, defending selective grammar schools, apparently on the basis that it had done him and a lot of his Cambridge mates the world of good.

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link

the signature experience of being in various higher classes or groups in school (schools with some degree of academic selection on entry too) or 'gifted' type programmes outside of school hours is that the status dysphoria is probably at its most pronounced within those groups that are the supposed beneficiaries

for example the first group in mathematics was divided into two and within the new first group, which was very small, the slower kids seemed to get terribly downcast about their progress, as well as being subject to various unkindnesses from those without

if this were a martin samuel column he would probably post an embed of shot by both sides now

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

ftr i am favour of some form of 'gifted education', although if it were invented ex nihilo it wouldn't look like anything in the current uk education sector, public or private, and it would be important that its boundaries are fluid rather than set at a certain juncture and fixed forever more

my discomfort with this is less for its inegalitarianism and more that when abstracted it becomes a sort of utilitarian argument not categorically dissimilar to the 'we need to ensure future raymond kurzweils are given infinite nurture for the benefit of humanity' arguments that high functioning types come up with....and that invites the plausible argument that the world needs fewer proto-kurzweils

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link

a thought I had in high school was that what parents who sent their kids to private schools were paying for was for certain kids not to be there. the loudest exponents of private schooling I have met have been motivated/aspirational types who went to shit state schools (yr post-thatcher working class in ilx terms mb). streaming might seem like another means to a similar end.

extra provision for kids who are struggling most, esp those with special needs, seems obviously most important, & ime the lowest sets always seemed to have the most resources concentrated on them (smaller classes, lots of assistants etc.). I think some streaming is inevitable when you're preparing students for different GCSE papers

ogmor, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

right

p much with daphnis on this. will outline my own experiences (from the similar position to nakh of being generally towards the high-achieving end of top sets, yah boo sucks etc)

basically, there was absolutely no need to stream, even under the auspices of 'scholarship classes', 'oxbridge classes' & so forth. (the former & increasingly the latter are obviated, at high-end private school level, by extrascholarly tuition, hai dere)

in state schools, parents won't be able to afford tuition so much (but setting might encourage them to go down this route increasingly. money in the bank!)

actually though there's no need and it striates the school in ways that are entirely unhelpful, ensconcing complexes of intellectual superiority & inferiority that take years to erode (learning how stupid i truly was took a very long time & repeat ilx shamings to achieve) and don't reflect anything other than application towards testing

at the gifted & talented weekend/summer school courses i devise and run, i often teach classes whose ages vary between 14 and 18, 11 and 15 & so forth. some kids are already extremely well-versed in the material i'm teaching, some not at all. some are forthright and confident, some not. but here's the thing: they collaborate, work together, support one another, contribute, supply content, take something from the activity. some take more, some take less. that's ok. the main thing is that they've all chosen to be there, doing that activity, and they're prepared to give it a go

rather than setting we should be breaking down outdated notions of hierarchy-by-age, hierarchy-by-ability & allow students to commingle more abstractly, imo. this has the side benefit of not seeming quite so much the machine churning out baked entrepreneurs, kurzweils who've got nothing to boast aside from their own carefully-nurtured ambition, their sense of competition calibrated through the appellations of high achievement & elite cadres

imago, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link

a thought I had in high school was that what parents who sent their kids to private schools were paying for was for certain kids not to be there.

― ogmor, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 19:33 (2 hours ago)

this is part of it but there are positive, if merely auratic elements too

engineering the absence of non-desired groups seems more like a foundational element of the current mainstream state sector, now under the auspices of pseudo-marketisation, so that where this was once achieved once by catchment areas/land values alone, now these schools are further differentiated by their division of aptitudes, sports technology colleges vs humanities and enterprise academies etc

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link

and lj i was reminded of those classes you were teaching here too

'gifted education', which is no more dreadful than any other euphemism circulated for it, at least in the humanities should be more about encouraging reflexity of thought, of getting to engage as early as possible in something like 'critical thinking'

the objective would be to bind something like conscience, to consider value systems rather than the sort of mimetic redeploying of tropes that you know will get you, or rather force the examiner to give you an a* which is virtually all most clever kids are doing at school

this is already achieved to some extent in mathematical subjects where the approach to 'gifted' kids begins by getting them to use the material of the normal syllabus in non-obvious fashions

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

absolutely agree, and ftr my courses largely do require some consideration of the metaphysical-educational, the process of study and induction itself. even with my primary tuition client i'm trying to ensconce some level of critical thinking, of close analysis of terms that transcends the dull presumptions appended in the classroom

imago, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

Private schools absolutely stream, they re also highly selective, so they are streaming within whatever strata they have chosen. I went to an elite public school and even there streaming can be very restrictive and divisive. I needed up in the bottom set for French and was basically told that I was no good at languages. I persevered, took on german as well and got a teacher who taught rather than drilled language. That unlocked my I can speak three non-english european languages with reasonable and varying degrees of fluency, read a newspaper in a few more and I'm now making great strides in Mandarin.

Streaming only serves to tell students that they are no good at something, and sends the message to teachers (in many cases) that they don't need to bother because those children aren't worth the effort.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 4 September 2014 02:39 (nine years ago) link

Panic stations

Looks like a desperate attempt to cling onto power for a bit longer. I don't see the issue - you can't legislate on the basis that Labour *might* win the election and *might* be dependent on Scottish MPs for a majority (even if both of those things are the most likely outcome as things stand). There's no reason you couldn't have the general election in 2015 and if Labour end up with a majority while they have Scottish MPs, but then lose this majority a year later, then they either have to form a coalition then or we have another election in 2016.

Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 4 September 2014 08:50 (nine years ago) link

I persevered, took on german as well and got a teacher who taught rather than drilled language

Stokes or Rees?

imago, Thursday, 4 September 2014 08:56 (nine years ago) link

(and yeah, your experience sounds about right)

imago, Thursday, 4 September 2014 08:57 (nine years ago) link

There is no way in hell the Conservative Party would keep Cameron in the event of a Yes vote. The fury from Tory backbenchers will be so intense it would lead to a vote of no confidence / calls for his resignation or a level of rebellion that would break the coalition. He might be able to hang on but he would be severely weakened. We could be in for a year of complete chaos.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 September 2014 09:41 (nine years ago) link

The No approach in Scotland is now turning towards "Cameron's going to lose, don't worry about it, you can vote No in safety". Which is the weirdest thing to see Tories saying.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/76b900ae-337b-11e4-85f1-00144feabdc0.html#axzz3CLapbeCm

stet, Thursday, 4 September 2014 11:57 (nine years ago) link

education policy - across the political spectrum - seems to be more beholden to some kind of assumed folk wisdom than almost any other aspect of government in the UK

Pretty sure this is also true for science, health, drugs... seems that any policy area which actually has a strong evidence base will have its own team of qualified independent experts whose advice is routinely ignored.

michelin star cross'd lovers (ledge), Thursday, 4 September 2014 12:03 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

description on cameron on a friend's facebook status:

"he's like C3PO made out of ham"

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

that's (c) Caitlin Moran i believe

kinder, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

ahhh....

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

he wasn't claiming to hve coined it, i just assumed he had.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link

funny as fuck though

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-29396942

Two MPs down for the Tories in one day.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 September 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link

What's happening with the bedroom tax?

cardamon, Sunday, 28 September 2014 01:50 (nine years ago) link

ppl being forced to move out of homes, committing suicide & so forth

Don't worry though, Brooks Newmark will send you a picture of his cock, if you ask him nicely.

The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Monday, 29 September 2014 11:24 (nine years ago) link

What a name.

cardamon, Monday, 29 September 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link

really confused about why this dude has to resign?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 September 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link

i mean besides the fact that he's an idiot

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 September 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link

p unedifying entrapment tactics from the mirror

lex pretend, Monday, 29 September 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link

I'm not really sure whether the Tory MPs defecting to UKIP actually realise they're decreasing, rather than increasing, the likelihood of an In/Out EU referendum?

Matt DC, Monday, 29 September 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

They think Cameron is a liar.

The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 09:46 (nine years ago) link

Look at him, David Came-wrong, in his house cooking up lies. Mmm, David, what's that smell outside number 10? Is it dinner? No it's just lies... Lies for dinner. Hope you enjoy your lies David.

Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 09:50 (nine years ago) link

jesus. this is beyond a joke.

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 10:15 (nine years ago) link

David Came-wrong

pretty weak name in the shadow of "bliar"

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link

omg it's just so...petty

lex pretend, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link

hahahaha he's just saying things to make him seem more traditional

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:25 (nine years ago) link

and also progressive. he's having his cake and fucking it too

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:26 (nine years ago) link

Surely if you're heading down the immature nicknames road for that ham-faced dickhead, it'd be Camoron?

resting rich face (suzy), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:35 (nine years ago) link

progressive reaction

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:18 (nine years ago) link

Camoran?

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

• Respond to the Ukip threat by pledging to scrap the Human Rights Act, which will be replaced by a new British bill of rights that would transform Britain’s relationship with the European court of human rights. The prime minister also said that he would put restrictions on the freedom of movement within the EU at the heart of his renegotiation plans before his planned referendum in 2017.

Oh, yay!

Neither of those things are likely to be remotely achievable though.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

Nicky Morgan on Radio 4 this evening: "people in the UK are sick of human rights"

Chimp Arsons, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link

Can see why they made her minister for women and equality.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/dORQPvX.png

POLL

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

Create jobs for everyone TICK
Safeguard the NHS TICK

cardamon, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link

'English votes for own laws' propaganda from non-dom aussie newspaper mogul

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:35 (nine years ago) link

People on £10,000 gain £0.00 from this tax cut (but have their benefits cut/frozen)
People on £50,000 gain £1600.00 from this tax cut (and continue to receive child benefit)

http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/yik/g6e/yikg6eBiE.jpeg

Guinness on your moustache (onimo), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 23:09 (nine years ago) link

FFS

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/77953000/jpg/_77953670_mail2.jpg

piscesx, Thursday, 2 October 2014 02:07 (nine years ago) link

Always fun to see "British values" contrasted with the European Convention on Human Rights, the sneaky foreign document primarily drafted by Sir David Patrick Maxwell Fyfe, 1st Earl of Kilmuir. The Human Rights bill actually means more cases being decided in the UK by British judges rather than in the ECHR.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 2 October 2014 09:00 (nine years ago) link

by "fun" i assume you mean "so bitterly ironic it leaves me barren of hope and wondering what in hell to do to somehow combat this tidal wave of greed, disinformation, swindlage and fuckery"

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Thursday, 2 October 2014 09:09 (nine years ago) link

Tory reasoning these days seems to be that they're so far ahead of Labour on the economy, in terms of credibility with the electorate (and cocky about it too), that they can promise any old uncosted shite and get away with it. I'd like to believe they're heading for a fall but...

The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 October 2014 09:19 (nine years ago) link

Cameron has put most of his key cards on the table so if he's not substantially ahead of Labour in the polls and hasn't put a huge dent in the UKIP numbers this week, it's tough to see what else he can do ahead of an election to get extra momentum.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 2 October 2014 10:02 (nine years ago) link

idk, maybe he can come out against decimalisation and reintroduce the penny farthing.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 2 October 2014 10:03 (nine years ago) link

boggles the mind that anyone would be "impressed" that this regressive asshole is all for imperial measures. still can't believe that wasn't a daily mash story or whatever.

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Thursday, 2 October 2014 10:08 (nine years ago) link

My understanding was that these uncosted promises (on tax anyway) are to he delivered by 2020, as long as the deficit is eliminated first. So potentially will never happen, but have the current immediate benefit of letting people think they'll get these things and gives the party a boost pre-election. Media seem to be happy to report at face value.

michaellambert, Thursday, 2 October 2014 11:03 (nine years ago) link

Same with the commitment to 'putting restrictions on freedom of movement at the heart of any EU renegotiation' (which the EU will never go for) and the idea that the ECHR will not restrict the legality of UK government actions (which, unless they are going to join Belarus as the only European country not to be a signatory, will never happen). You'd hope that these policies will be interrogated a little more by the press ahead of the election.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 2 October 2014 11:16 (nine years ago) link

why is the press being so complacent about this? is it simply because they're mostly right-leaning/straight-up-Nazi?

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Thursday, 2 October 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link

of course it would be cool if labour could interrogate this stuff too, rather than trying to figure out how to mimic it unconvincingly or junk their own principles in response.

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Thursday, 2 October 2014 11:28 (nine years ago) link

wait

the imperial measures thing is....real?

zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 October 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link

he's calling for a return to jam sandwiches sliced lengthways too.

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Thursday, 2 October 2014 11:58 (nine years ago) link

Imperial measures will be forgotten by tomorrow lunchtime.

The next test for the tax/ECHR desperation is to see any effect on the by-election next week.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 October 2014 12:09 (nine years ago) link

They'll lose the Carswell one and win the Reckless one, and apparently they'll be happy with that.

The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link

And they should be - winning the Carswell seat is based upon 'him' not on UKIP.

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Thursday, 2 October 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/oct/03/conservatives-ignore-european-court-human-rights-rulings

Ah, it's the Belarus route after all. Reasonably good chance that this would call the UK's position in the EU into question.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link

ihttp://i.imgur.com/tTioHv0.jpg

HUMAN RIGHTS MADNESS!

chris grayling is a fuckboy for the ages

C21H23NO5 (nakhchivan), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link

CLEAVAGE

Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 06:42 (nine years ago) link

Reading through the comments on various newspapers about the ECHR issue is interesting

cardamon, Saturday, 4 October 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link

A lot of people do not particularly care whether they're talking about the Council of Europe, the ECHR, or the EU. It's Europe so it's Bad. They're Meddling. Britain Britain Britain. Lawyers are bad too.

cardamon, Saturday, 4 October 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link

Thing is - as a British citizen your liberties are safer if the ECHR can have some influence on legal process in Britain and why don't people understand this why does this spectral image of BAD EUROPE coming and telling you what to do just overpower people's reasoning

cardamon, Saturday, 4 October 2014 15:11 (nine years ago) link

Why don't people understand that Britain is in almost every case, whichever particular euro institution we're talking about, part of this EUROPE thing and have as much say in it as everyone else who's part of it

cardamon, Saturday, 4 October 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link

And how is it more democratic to take us out of the ECHR if we never get to vote on it and they just go ahead and do it

cardamon, Saturday, 4 October 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v36/n19/james-meek/in-farageland rly good article

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 9 October 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link

YouGov’s Peter Kellner has told Newsnight that he expects Douglas Carswell to win in Clacton with a majority of around 10,000.

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 October 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

The UK Independence Party has gained its first elected MP, with Douglas Carswell taking the seat of Clacton by 12,404 votes.

john wahey (NickB), Friday, 10 October 2014 05:52 (nine years ago) link

Extent of the swing from Lab to UKIP in the Heywood & Middleton vote is probably more worrying tbh

john wahey (NickB), Friday, 10 October 2014 05:59 (nine years ago) link

No swing from Lab to UKIP, Labour actually increased their percentage of the vote - but a collapse in Tory and Lib Dem support.

AlanSmithee, Friday, 10 October 2014 07:33 (nine years ago) link

oh right i misread it then. labour v close to losing a seat to ukip though

john wahey (NickB), Friday, 10 October 2014 07:54 (nine years ago) link

It is (or should be) very worrying for Labour - despite getting their vote out they nearly lost a safe seat. I'd like to see the potential number of seats UKIP could win at the 2015 general election in northern constituencies if they take the same proportion of Tory and Lib Dem voters as in Heywood & Middleton.

AlanSmithee, Friday, 10 October 2014 08:08 (nine years ago) link

http://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2014/10/07/dave-boyle/in-heywood/

Erstwhile Ilxor Dave B is worth reading on Heywood.

Matt DC, Friday, 10 October 2014 09:24 (nine years ago) link

Loving how the media is spinning this as a disaster for Labour and a minor anomaly for the Tories.

Gay Briton (Tom D.), Friday, 10 October 2014 09:58 (nine years ago) link

I suppose it's because Carswell was almost a foregone conclusion. Labour potentially losing seats to Ukip is more newsworthy.

Alba, Friday, 10 October 2014 12:27 (nine years ago) link

yeah, carswell is p much "mp of ten years' standing retains seat"

lex pretend, Friday, 10 October 2014 12:32 (nine years ago) link

Indeed. As we're stuck with Miliband, he should bite the bullet and ditch Balls as Shadow Chancellor, fuck knows who he'd he replace him with though.

Gay Briton (Tom D.), Friday, 10 October 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link

OTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N64jaf1_9Ew

Re-Make/Re-Model, Friday, 10 October 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link

stop saying elite, owen

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Friday, 10 October 2014 13:05 (nine years ago) link

I mean, he is OTM. but he needs to say elite thirty or so times less.

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Friday, 10 October 2014 13:05 (nine years ago) link

man got a book out u guys, don't hate the player hate the game

Don't worry Dave, big Sol's here to help

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/10/sol-campbell-conservative-party-conversation

john wahey (NickB), Friday, 10 October 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link

Campbell, who retired in 2011 having won 73 caps for his country, said last week that he was thinking about joining the Conservative Party to fight Labour’s proposed introduction of mansion tax should they win the General Election next year.

john wahey (NickB), Friday, 10 October 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

^^ which is preceded by:

“Politics is very hard work. You have to really commit to things. Some people get into it for the wrong reasons.”

Fight the good fight, Sol (xp)

Gay Briton (Tom D.), Friday, 10 October 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

Ex-England defender believes he can secure ‘the black vote’

couldn't even secure the North London vote amirite?

Chimp Arsons, Friday, 10 October 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

I know we need to fight the real enemy here and that Jones is on the right side of the debate but every time he uses one of these pleased-with-himself phrases like "earning their poverty" I die a little inside. It's up there with "Israel is acting as Hamas's recruiting sergeant" in the Ladybird Book of Vacuous Leftist Bollocks.

Matt DC, Friday, 10 October 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

Altho I do get annoyed by Owen Jones' style I don't think "earning their poverty" is vacuous

ogmor, Friday, 10 October 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

It depends on your interpretation of "earning" in this context but it's a pretty dumb soundbite to trot out on national TV.

Matt DC, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link

I'm just taking it as another way of referring to the working poor

ogmor, Friday, 10 October 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link

it sounds a bit glib, but it might make people stop and unpack what it means

john wahey (NickB), Friday, 10 October 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

yes i think it could be a pretty effective term. it definitely caught me.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 10 October 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

I thought "earning their poverty" was brilliant - focusses on the idea that so many people in poverty are working and that they need benefits because their wages are so low. Important point to keep making.

Re-Make/Re-Model, Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:07 (nine years ago) link

But yes, he says "elite" too often

Re-Make/Re-Model, Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:07 (nine years ago) link

The phrase is undermined by the fact that it could also mean "they're deserving of their poverty", which obviously isn't what Jones means but it does kind of hang there.

Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:16 (nine years ago) link

also don't think that "Israel is acting as Hamas's recruiting sergeant" is vacuous either tho am reluctant to derail thread down that road.

representin 4 vacuous leftist bollocks hard core 24-7 andudontstop

Not this wanker again, how is he still in his job... and the same goes for Lord Freud.

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 12:48 (nine years ago) link

lord freud is truly the vilest of them all

lex pretend, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

Cameron's new tactic to deflect criticism seems to be to interpret it as a personal attack on his family and get TERRIBLY CROSS INDEED

mahb, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link

Think the dead child's best off out of it TBH. And I would say so to DC's face.

resting rich face (suzy), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

To the Dead Child's face?

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

...

resting rich face (suzy), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

the best bit of that of course being that ukip will lose some of the eu subsidies they were getting for being group members

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 16 October 2014 11:51 (nine years ago) link

True. According to the BBC: "Group status means extra funds, seats on committees and more speaking time."

Farage has just blamed Martin Schulz for the collapse btw. You just don't expect it amirite? (can't find an English source for this btw, while it's all over the Spanish press for example)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29646414

great picture of Nige and his close associate Swiss Tony:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/78255000/gif/_78255599_farage_getty.gif

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:11 (nine years ago) link

Is that a toothbrush he's holding?

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link

no it's a badly-rolled joint i think

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link

a joint rolled with toilet paper?
http://acrndaydrunknation.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/photo-2.jpg?w=282&h=300

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

it's a brussels euro-joint, too big and unwieldy to work effectively and pretty much on the verge of falling apart. soon to be coming over here and stealing our weed

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link

One thing I learned from that Nick Griffin/Keith Allen documentary thing, is that the EU parliament is the only work-related building in Europe that allows smoking within it.

Mark G, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link

"do we as we say, but not as we do"

mark e, Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

as if Farage wasn't bad enough before hanging out with Wayne Coyne

Merdeyeux, Friday, 17 October 2014 00:23 (nine years ago) link

In a Facebook message, UKIP said: "Our celebrity member Mike Read, the former Radio 1 DJ, has written a brand new single especially for UKIP and we need your help to get it to the top of the pop charts."

The song, credited to The Independents, has been released on iTunes and Amazon. The party said 20p from every 79p download would go to UKIP.

On Twitter, Mr Farage said: "Help get the UKIP Calypso by The Independents to Number 1."

The song makes digs at Prime Minister David Cameron, Chancellor George Osborne and European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker.

'A bit of fun'

There are also references to tax, immigration and the European Union, with lines like: "With the EU we must be on our mettle/Want to change our lawnmowers and our kettles."

Read told Sky News it was "a satire and a bit of fun", adding that it was "nothing remotely racist".

"It's not terribly serious," he said. "It wouldn't have sounded very good sung in a Surrey accent."

Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link

is there anything that has been described by its perpetrator as "not remotely racist" that wasn't entirely and irredeemably racist?

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Monday, 20 October 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link

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龜✊ (wins), Monday, 20 October 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

"Gu1d0 F4wk3s" get off my telly

DG, Thursday, 23 October 2014 11:43 (nine years ago) link

'A bit of fun'

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Thursday, 23 October 2014 11:55 (nine years ago) link

Gone and replaced with bloody Keith Allen and Damien Hirst. I hope Nigel Slater's gonna cook an Ebola souffle for them

DG, Thursday, 23 October 2014 12:04 (nine years ago) link

come on, you can hardly compare some right wing playboy troll to yeah you know how this ends

Chimp Arsons, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

Today it's some guy, something 'Farage', dunno, don't recognise him

DG, Friday, 24 October 2014 11:09 (nine years ago) link

There's something deeply embarrassing about the PM taking to Twitter to chunter on about how angry he is and how he won't pay a bill he secretly knew was coming for ages.

Matt DC, Friday, 24 October 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link

He won't be paying it on the 1st of December. Didn't say anything about not paying it on the 2nd.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link

Fk it let's all not pay our bills.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

EU Contribution Riots in Parliament Square, this time the ringleaders being Her Majesty's Government.

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link

ukip will jump for joy about eu bill irony

ukip housing spokesperson makes £££ from migrant tenants irony

conrad, Friday, 24 October 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link

irony
will be the end of me

Fallon told Sky News: “The Germans haven’t seen our proposals yet and we haven’t seen our proposals yet"

if you see them say hello (they might be in tangiers) thanks bob.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link

The Falkirk MP, who quit the Labour Party after a boozy brawl in a Commons bar in 2012, was questioned on suspicion of causing actual bodily harm in the latest incident.

The alleged confrontation happened on Friday at the News and Food Express shop in Camden, north London.

Staff claim Joyce turned on the youths after they bumped into him.

One boy fell to the ground in the scuffle as the MP tried to stop them escaping.

Owner Muhammed Hussain, 44, arrived as police were quizzing Joyce and the boys.

He said: “The sweet stand had collapsed and there were sweets all over the floor. I think one of the boys pulled it down as they were trying to get out the shop.

“It cost me around £200 to repair the damage as well as another £100 in lost trade.”

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:26 (nine years ago) link

Hey, he was pre-emptingly preventing a robbery, right? I mean, if he was an old soldier, he'd be getting a medal from the queen right?

No. Not

Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 06:53 (nine years ago) link

He is an old soldier.

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 10:15 (nine years ago) link

thought this was a hack, but it's been up two hours now.
https://twitter.com/educationgovuk/status/528892190496686080

"Nonsense to say schools 'must teach gay rights'. We want schools to teach broad curric based on British values" (@educationgovuk)

gyac, Sunday, 2 November 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

Raus! Raus!

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 3 November 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link

Wow the Labour Party is so inept at committing regicide. Their brilliant plan seems to be to replace E-Milli with a dude who doesn't want the job and whose first act as shadow chancellor was to tell the media he was off to buy a primer in economics.

Matt DC, Sunday, 9 November 2014 09:30 (nine years ago) link

When was the last time a party chucked their leader when they were ahead in the polls with six months to go until a general election? I have little to no sympathy for Miliband but The Guardian has been trying to orchestrate this for months and the only MPs who have hinted in public that they would look at a change are Simon Danczuk, who'd be more at home in UKIP anyway, and Tristram Hunt.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 November 2014 09:57 (nine years ago) link

There doesn't even seem to be an ethos behind the 'plotters' other than 'we should have someone who is more popular'.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 November 2014 09:58 (nine years ago) link

that sentiment is the Clause 4 of Ghost Labour

Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 November 2014 10:19 (nine years ago) link

EMil has barely anybody else but himself to blame for his leadership but there's been a whiff of anti-semitism amongst the general anti-intelligentsiaism that's been pelted at him from day 1. NB you don't have to be a member of any kind of intelligentsia to draw the insinuations from the gutter press.

Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 November 2014 10:22 (nine years ago) link

Be too smart/dumb/weird/straight/ginger/bald/plebian/privileged

Be the leader of the labour party, at any point in history

Mark G, Sunday, 9 November 2014 10:28 (nine years ago) link

"We should have someone who is more popular" is a reflexive panic move from any party especially when faced with actively populist leaders like Salmond and Farage. Some segments of the Tories are desperate for Boris Johnson for the same reason.

The "he looks weird" thing is definitely informed by unacknowledged anti-semitism - cf multiple amateur social media comedians comparing him to the Child Catcher. Although it's worth pointing out that the person to whom he is most consistently unfavourably compared is his own brother.

My guess is that Labour's long poll lead has been entirely chimeric for years and will evaporate at election time. Still, I suspect that Labour were banking on basically stumbling over the line next May and are now bricking themselves because of Scotland. There's almost certainly some unvoiced frustration at the leadership having committed to austerity, which still feels like a very high political price to pay for the opportunity to scrape over the line and become the weakest and post pilloried Prime Minister since the 70s if not before.

Matt DC, Sunday, 9 November 2014 11:18 (nine years ago) link

has this genuinely happened anywhere in the last 50 years? i mean surely you don't/ can't switch leaders with less 200 days to go? i wonder what David Miliband makes of it all.

piscesx, Sunday, 9 November 2014 11:34 (nine years ago) link

One of my friends is wont to save of EMil, "If only he'd die or something!" That's, uh, pretty harsh. Still, Gaitskell, mystery illness, rapid decline and death, Labour win next election.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 November 2014 11:47 (nine years ago) link

... John Smith!

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 November 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link

yeah, that worked out well

Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 November 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link

has this genuinely happened anywhere in the last 50 years? i mean surely you don't/ can't switch leaders with less 200 days to go?

Australia last year (& cf the last four years)

the incredible string gland (sic), Sunday, 9 November 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

not sure how much damage this will do to the tories but both cabbies and van drivers insulted by the old guard trad parties in the space of one week in what feels like son of plebgate - seems to be creating yet more room for farage to do his man of the people shtick and the sun seems to be more than happy to stir it up

john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 10:21 (nine years ago) link

^^^ Is exactly what this is about. UKIP might as well be the political wing of News International at the moment. The Sun probably doesn't want them as a government but they're one hell of a pressure group on both main parties.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 10:25 (nine years ago) link

there is a personal element too though - mellor has long been an enemy of the tabloids, am sure that murdoch is loving the chance to stick the boot in

john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 10:52 (nine years ago) link

So Cameron has issued a 'warning' of a second recession. A warning, mind. Not an admission. If you don't all behave, that's what's going to happen.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/16/david-cameron-third-eurozone-recession-g20-warning

Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

Ooooh, you little liar!

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 November 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

He was a complete clown to have sued. Will cost him career and a hell of a lot of money.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 27 November 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link

He hasn't had a career in a while anyway. Of course if he was a brazen cunt like Chris Huhne he wouldn't let it stop him pursuing a lucrative media career of some sort.

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 November 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

He's still an MP, at least until the next general election.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 27 November 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link

Another Islingtonian, btw. The borough's not having a great run.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 27 November 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

"I am delighted to hear again my innocence, my reputation and my integrity as a police officer has been recognised."

the judge said PC Rowland was "not the sort of man who would have had the wit, imagination or inclination to invent on the spur of the moment an account of what a senior politician had said to him in temper".

JimD, Thursday, 27 November 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link

lol

why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Thursday, 27 November 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

ha ha. bit of a dick move by the judge there tho. people are v good at imaginatively rehearsing the speeches of entrenched enemies imo.

in this case tho it's the "pleb" part that's the problem that probably makes the judge right - public school snobbery and of course the whole imaginative greatness of this particular particle of UK social shittitude.

Fizzles, Thursday, 27 November 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

Now I want Emily Thornberry to sue that fat fuck from Rochester

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 November 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

yes, she should take a stand for the benefit of everybody who's ever made an internet comment entirely devoid of classist snobbery

what it feels like for a guelph (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 November 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link

lol so the judge found the policeman too plebby to have come up with the word pleb

sktsh, Friday, 28 November 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link

Kind of odd seeing my GP (his wife) interviewed about this on the news.

His bill could end up being comfortably over £1.5m. I'd have thought the PC would be in line for out-of-court damages on top of that.

Literally the first thing you learn when studying libel law is to never sue unless you are absolutely sure you're going to win. The second thing you learn is that you can never be absolutely sure you're going to win.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 28 November 2014 08:17 (nine years ago) link

thought the idea was mostly to intimidate small fry who could never afford to defend a libel case- ergo, one that gets to court, has failed.

Yes, that's pretty accurate.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 28 November 2014 09:33 (nine years ago) link

Mitchell's seat, Sutton Coldfield, has been Tory since the war at least but good grief imagine the populist / independent candidates that are going to be up against him at the next election.

Matt DC, Friday, 28 November 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link

I can imagine the "Pleb and Proud" party forming..

Mark G, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link

^ ?

cardamon, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MiftnyD.gif

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 30 November 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link

"To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?"

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 November 2014 13:24 (nine years ago) link

Given the billions worth of spending announced over the last few days (NHS/road building/flood defences) my guess is that there's one fucking massive pre-election bribe in Osborne's statement today.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 09:07 (nine years ago) link

Almost certain.

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 10:38 (nine years ago) link

Well there's something or other about Stamp Duty - a subject of which I know nothing - apparently he's just stolen that idea from the SNP though.

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:42 (nine years ago) link

http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/news/postgraduate-loans-of-10k-announced-by-osborne/2017368.article#.VH8ec_b-zsh.twitter

my first thought is that this seems like a good idea? someone tell me why i'm wrong

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

because they'll probably ramp up the interest every year and make it literally impossible to pay back unless you have an £80k salary? But yeah, I'm tempted.

Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link

idea sounds good, but the accompanying photo...
http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/Pictures/web/v/e/u/george-osborn_450.jpg

you fuck one chud... (stevie), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link

ah you have to be under 30. balls.

Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

(xp) photo from his Fat Chancellor period, he's all gorgeous, svelte and pouty now.

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link

Oh what, like this?

http://i.imgur.com/MiftnyD.gif

resting rich face (suzy), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

Dunno about this, what you lot think:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2014/12/07/the-archbishop-of-canterburys-bizarre-idea-to-nationalise-the-food-banks/

cardamon, Sunday, 7 December 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link

Bear in mind Tim Worstall is a failed UKIP MP when he says things like this:

There is most certainly a debate about hunger and food banks in the UK at present. The number of food banks has mushroomed in recent years, as has the number of people using them. This is not quite the same as stating that the number of hungry people has risen in recent years however. That more people use something that there’s more of isn’t really a surprise. So it might well be that there’s no increased demand, just an increase in supply

Seems pretty clear the voluntary sector is propping up the welfare state in a way it should never have to. Welby is correct in saying those costs should be brought within goverment spending, though they'd be better off cutting out the middle man and just stop mucking about with people's benefits in the first place.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 December 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link

"It has emerged that a proposal to save taxpayers some money by making peers and MPs share a catering department has been rejected 'because the Lords feared that the quality of champagne would not be as good if they chose a joint service.'"

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/dec/07/champagne-house-of-lords-reform-taxpayer?CMP=share_btn_fb

boxedjoy, Sunday, 7 December 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

It's a good job all the upper classes got expelled in 1999 and replaced by part nominees, isn't it?

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Sunday, 7 December 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link

*party*

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Sunday, 7 December 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link

http://www.theargus.co.uk/resources/images/3441652.jpg

since when did the mp for brighton kemptown turn into an own brand lvg?

Ottbot jr (NickB), Friday, 19 December 2014 10:04 (nine years ago) link

i mean, he used to look like this for god's sake...

http://thelatest.co.uk/7/files/2011/07/Simon-Kirby-credit-Diana-Frangi.jpg

Ottbot jr (NickB), Friday, 19 December 2014 10:06 (nine years ago) link

both strong looks tbf

wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 19 December 2014 11:07 (nine years ago) link

y'know, being the MP for Brighton Kemptown is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman

Brutal avant-prog that i only voted for (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 December 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link

xp dammit

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 19 December 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link

haha! second look is more alan b'stard meets lord summerisle

Ottbot jr (NickB), Friday, 19 December 2014 11:30 (nine years ago) link

so michael heseltine basically

Ottbot jr (NickB), Friday, 19 December 2014 11:30 (nine years ago) link

1st look has *Bickerstaffian elements

(Assuming here we all remember Rodney).

Root It Oot (Tom D.), Friday, 19 December 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/douglas-carswell-tells-ukip-to-stop-blaming-foreigners-as-youth-poll-shows-nigel-farage-is-even-less-popular-than-nick-clegg-9947202.html

Would love to have been a fly on the wall for the moment when it finally dawned on Carswell which party he'd actually joined.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link

lol @ Carswell. Altho possibly making an early play to lead a somewhat 'de-toxified' Ukip post election, if their performance underwhelms (and their success this year perversely makes that more, not less likely). De-toxified ukip perhaps impossible but maybe having more emphasis on yay free minds and free markets libertarianism

As to that poll, if the youth vote had any clout, political outlook would be completely different anyhow.

wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link

Farage has said similar in the past iirc. UKIP's toxicity has less to do with him than the fact that 95% of the grass roots members, including the majority of people standing for office, are nuts.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

Bored with the General Election campaign already.

The World's Strangest Man 2014 (Tom D.), Monday, 5 January 2015 10:11 (nine years ago) link

It's not the campaigning that bores/enrages me, it's John Humprhys shouting across any Labour politician's answer to whatever questions he asks them, followed by Nick Robinson 'explaining' situations like an ex-Young Conservative prez.

camp event (suzy), Monday, 5 January 2015 10:30 (nine years ago) link

john humphrys this morning commenting on the revelation that the tories' road advert image was of a road in weimar said "a road in - of all places - weimar"

?

conrad, Monday, 5 January 2015 11:17 (nine years ago) link

GERMANY??? *monocle pops out*

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Monday, 5 January 2015 11:20 (nine years ago) link

looking forward to my doorstep visit from the local Labour candidate, gonna have a chat about socialism

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 January 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

Youth vote don't mean much tho.

wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 11:21 (nine years ago) link

Al Murray to stand against UKIP's Nigel Farage

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/80267000/jpg/_80267624_80267619.jpg

Comedian Al Murray will stand in his guise as The Pub Landlord against UKIP leader Nigel Farage at the general election.

Mr Murray, whose character is based around a love for all things British, has formed the Free United Kingdom Party.

He confirmed he would stand forward for election in Thanet South, in Kent.

He said: "It seems to me that the UK is ready for a bloke waving a pint around, offering common sense solutions."

Mark G, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

I'm not really sure what to make of that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

the acronym is probably the only slightly good thing about that

rae sredrum (imago), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

If he deliberately plays up every ridiculous UKIP contradiction he could do quite a lot of damage to Farage's chances of winning a seat.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, is it the usual "comic" thing, or is it a "hey let's split the Farage vote"/.//..

xposts.

Mark G, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

his fanbase appears to be largely UKIP sympathizers who don't realise there's a "joke" so fuck knows what odds this makes

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

is this al murray the man jettisoning al murray the pub landlord's fan base for precisely that reason? recasting himself so a new audience see the joke, and what it means?

#Research (stevie), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

I assume he's basically a Tory anyway and I haven't bothered to watch any of his output in maybe 15 years but if he is literally lurking behind Farage and making him look a fool in every photo opp throughout the campaign then the inevitable toys-out-of-the-pram moment could still be quite funny.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

i was gonna say, of course it's a mockery of Farage, but yeah he's the new Alf Garnett in that idiot right-wingers don't get it.

this is just a saginaw (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

“Let it be known that like many of the Parliamentary hopefuls in the forthcoming election, I have no idea where South Thanet is - but did that stop Margaret Thatcher from saving the Falkland Islands? No”

this is just a saginaw (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

i've always assumed his politics are softish liberal but don't ask me why, the character was clearly supposed to be a satire on bullish English nationalism but then how are bullish English nationalists gonna recognise satire? he's certainly made a good living from not worrying about the difference.

agreed that Farage losing his shit publicly just once will make it all tolerable

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

nah, he'll probably link arms over shoulders and sing "lambeth walk" or sumat.

Mark G, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

The first of his pledges is to make pints of beer cost 1p and to brick up the channel tunnel.

Mark G, Thursday, 15 January 2015 07:00 (nine years ago) link

well he's certainly split my sides never mind the ukip vote

Tanukious D' (wins), Thursday, 15 January 2015 07:09 (nine years ago) link

his fanbase appears to be largely UKIP sympathizers who don't realise there's a "joke" so fuck knows what odds this makes

As Kelvin McKenzie said in his column in the Sun the other day, ".... Scotland, or Jockestan as the excellent Al Murray calls it."

Peas Be Upon Ham (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 10:29 (nine years ago) link


In a Twitter message, Mr Farage told his rival: "The more, the merrier! @almurray".

And a spokesman for UKIP added: "At last, serious competition in the constituency."

Also, BBC news have added a pic on the left of the Al Murray one, NFarage with a pint. I guess they must have had difficulty finding one yesterday.

Mark G, Thursday, 15 January 2015 10:42 (nine years ago) link

Would recommend checking out Douglas Carswell's Twitter right now before his most recent post gets deleted.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 11:22 (nine years ago) link

for posterity:

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/Carswell_zpsb4403ec6.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 11:28 (nine years ago) link

retweeted

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 11:39 (nine years ago) link

Running on a non-feline repatriation ticket.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 11:40 (nine years ago) link

if that's what a post ukip-victory britain will look like i'm all for it tbh

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 11:49 (nine years ago) link

retweeted

#Research (stevie), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 11:57 (nine years ago) link

imo everyone standing for office should be forced to try and draw a world map from memory so we can assess their insane prejudices

ogmor, Friday, 6 February 2015 10:30 (nine years ago) link

really unsure about their plan to physically merge the indonesian islands.

woof, Friday, 6 February 2015 10:36 (nine years ago) link

Britain & Ireland, larger than Norway and Sweden combined, or equal to half of the Australian continent

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Friday, 6 February 2015 10:36 (nine years ago) link

oh I didn't really look at the map and was instead lolling/nodding at the confirmation of something suspected from Daily Mail/BBC comments sections about expats, their ideas about other countries' expats, the cost:benefit analysis of a targeted advertised campaign based on such, etc

now you point it out I can find time to lol at both of course

club mate martyr (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 6 February 2015 10:41 (nine years ago) link

it's all good!

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Friday, 6 February 2015 10:42 (nine years ago) link

there's also a contradiction in ukip's stance on the west lothian question and their keenness to reach out to as many absent bigots as possible to vote on who makes our lives a misery for the next x years

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Friday, 6 February 2015 11:01 (nine years ago) link

although the irony of ex-pats in Spain voting for a party that would end their overseas residency rights is pretty amazing

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Friday, 6 February 2015 11:10 (nine years ago) link

i'd wager many ex-pats in Spain wouldn't know voting for UKIP was voting for that, too

horseradish fluid (stevie), Friday, 6 February 2015 11:11 (nine years ago) link

there's probably some UKIP hand-waving to the contrary but I can't exactly see France & Germany giving much of a shit about UK ex-pats should a Brexit occur

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Friday, 6 February 2015 11:19 (nine years ago) link

it's still there: https://twitter.com/DouglasCarswell/status/562568072415154176

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Friday, 6 February 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/DouglasCarswell/status/562635173712658434

JimD, Friday, 6 February 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

^ yeah whatever

JimD, Friday, 6 February 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2015/02/24/the-day-the-green-party-surge-hit-a-cliff

Ouch. I listened to the Natalie Bennett interview in question earlier today and wanted to curl up and die afterwards, as I'm sure does she.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 12:53 (nine years ago) link

She is a disaster. On a happier note,, delighted to see the careers of those two arseholes, Rifkind and Straw, end in ignominy and shame.

Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 12:58 (nine years ago) link

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no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

still the least worst option

daed bod (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 13:12 (nine years ago) link

Disappointed that neither Straw or Rifkind have delivered 'this facial expression' as yet.

the gabhal cabal (Bob Six), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 13:23 (nine years ago) link

surely only a matter of time, but have this nightmarish vision to tide you over until the inevitable:

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/2/24/1424759633885/ebfe5b28-8749-4aef-86ae-e75eca94f772-1020x612.jpeg

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 13:26 (nine years ago) link

liddle bidda polidicks

IHeartMedia, the giant broadcaster formerly known as Clear Channel, (stevie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 12:08 (nine years ago) link

A Nazi-themed troupe of dancers and a 16-tonne Second World War tank gatecrashed the start of Ukip’s spring party conference.

Performers in hot pants, jackboots and Nazi insignia high-kicked to the Springtime For Hitler tune as delegates arrived.

The dancers, from Mel Brooks’s musical The Producers, caused the scene outside Ukip’s conference venue - the Winter Gardens in Margate, Kent.

The seven-strong troupe of female dancers performed a choreographed routine as Springtime For Hitler blared from a PA system on the tank turret.

It emerged that the cast were in Margate to promote the new touring production of Brooks’s acclaimed musical comedy, which opens in Bromley on March 7.

Matt DC, Friday, 27 February 2015 09:49 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-1vWv4UEAEORv3.jpg

Matt DC, Friday, 27 February 2015 09:50 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Afzal Amin suspended by Conservatives in Dudley North
The Conservative candidate trying to become an MP for a battleground Black Country seat has tonight been suspended by his party, accused of trying to work with the far-right English Defence League.

Afzal Amin was filmed allegedly telling members of the protest group that they should organise a march against the planned multi-million pound new Dudley Mosque, then for it to be called off so he could take the credit, the Mail on Sunday has reported.
The newspaper said the plan was that in return for the EDL's co-operation, he said he would be their 'unshakeable ally' and bring their views into the mainstream if he won election to Parliament

there can be only (onimo), Saturday, 21 March 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link

Noticing a lot of talking up of George Osborne at the moment, Tim Montgomerie popping up everywhere to say how much popular he is with public than he used to be (stats please). I'm assuming this is to head off any post-Cameron leadership challenge from Boris.

Betel-chewing Equipment of East New Guinea (Tom D.), Monday, 23 March 2015 12:20 (nine years ago) link

No UK election 2015 thread yet? US posters have had their 2016 threads running for months.

everything, Monday, 23 March 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

it's so fucking depressing

u have wiked together fiords (imago), Monday, 23 March 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

Cameron won't serve third term

Ha! I knew something was going on!

Betel-chewing Equipment of East New Guinea (Tom D.), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

Pretty smart move all things considered. I'm not sure it'll play to much electoral advantage but there's no way he's winning an outright majority and it'll head off the threat of regicide. The Tories would otherwise almost definitely try and unseat him as the head of a minority government, and maybe even as the head of another coalition.

Matt DC, Monday, 23 March 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

Don't know how this made lead item on the news, never mind how it took the whole of the first 14 fucking minutes

(Meme From) Essex Press (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 23 March 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

come on UKers, this is an important and sensible discussion forum for the important debate around what colour rosette the next govern ment prime minister will be wearing come May!

daed bod (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

Yes, I've still got a good few weeks to pretend it makes any difference whether I vote Green or Labour.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:00 (nine years ago) link

full body cringe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=31&v=A1J0lwqDPgk

lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 11:08 (nine years ago) link

UK political parties should be forced to use only death metal in their campaigns.

why dont u say something or like just die (dog latin), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 11:25 (nine years ago) link

hashtag why not join the labour party

lex pretend, Saturday, 28 March 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2gqsaMdcoY

In stock (498 available)

nakhchivan, Saturday, 28 March 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

might get a few of those to send as gifts to the next "but they're better than the Tories" apologists i come across online

the biggest aspie disser in the world (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 March 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

Despite everything, including that mug, they still are.

AlanSmithee, Saturday, 28 March 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

I mean, it's a pretty low bar pit

kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Saturday, 28 March 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

This would be grim and exasperating even without the never-acknowledged current of anti-Semitism behind a lot of Miliband criticism.

Matt DC, Sunday, 29 March 2015 12:21 (nine years ago) link

This means appealing to the party’s base, which includes the trade unions, groups like the PSC, and Britain’s growing Muslim vote. Railing against the iniquities of Israel is a good way of garnering support in these constituencies.

Trade unions?

Betel-chewing Equipment of East New Guinea (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 March 2015 12:38 (nine years ago) link

there's a "surprising" number of Unions allied to pro-Palestinian campaigns

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link

you can't support any pro-Palestinian campaigns without being Julius Streicher iirc

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:18 (nine years ago) link

there are other threads for discussing the peculiarly unnuanced response of kneejerk left liberals to Palestine - but i was just explaining the sentence quoted above as to why Railing against the iniquities of Israel is a good way of garnering support amongst Trade Unions

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:22 (nine years ago) link

Trade Unions don't vote in elections, trade union members do, no proof that railing against the iniquities of Israel is a vote winner with that constituency.

Betel-chewing Equipment of East New Guinea (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link

I suppose depends on what is meant by 'garnering support'.

Betel-chewing Equipment of East New Guinea (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:42 (nine years ago) link

there are other threads for discussing the peculiarly unnuanced response of kneejerk left liberals to Palestine

lol is that why ur being so painstakingly even-handed here

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 29 March 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link

"Now is the not the moment to interrogate the vicious genocidal totalitarianism of the effete ivory tower liberal pansy left"

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 29 March 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

it's weird i cd've sworn i picked different words

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

Miliband actually voted to recognise Palestinian statehood, which takes guts to do wherever you are on the spectrum of Jewish beliefs and heritage.

camp event (suzy), Sunday, 29 March 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

Maureen Lipman begs to differ.

Betel-chewing Equipment of East New Guinea (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 March 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbHNVtsAD2M#t=108

can feel my cynicism dropping away as he lays into "those 'orrible zero hour contracts", had to stand up and sing The Red Flag

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

Probably time to repost this.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-563570/Martin-Freeman-life-shouldnt-just-day-office.html

"Multiculturalism hasn't and doesn't help, because rightly or wrongly it polarises people so much," he continues.
"Racism is one thing – and I don't agree with that in any form – but noticing that there are differences is normal and fine and to be encouraged.
"We've reached a state now where it's, 'You shouldn't notice. Why are you noticing he's got a bomb and has a beard and is Muslim and wants to kill your family?"
"There is no country in the world like this. If all of a sudden all the traffic wardens in Ghana were Welsh, they'd really notice and might not love it…

'The funny thing about the acting business is that there are more poofs in it than you can have hot dinners thrown at you,'"

ailsa, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 07:37 (nine years ago) link

That is entirely unsurprising, the complacency of people who branded themselves "left-liberal" at some point in the early 90s and never thought about it ever again.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 08:49 (nine years ago) link

^ entire labour party to thread lol

This be the jokeyjoke that hath occurred to me (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 09:36 (nine years ago) link

'The funny thing about the acting business is that there are more poofs dimwits in it than you can have hot dinners thrown at you,'"

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 09:55 (nine years ago) link

maybe we could do with a separate thread for annoying photos of politicians on the campaign trail but for now...

http://www.theargus.co.uk/resources/images/3645434.jpg

yeovil knievel (NickB), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 11:13 (nine years ago) link

Not really surprised that tim from the office is a dreadful person, he is tim from the office after all

Finn McCoolit (wins), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 12:22 (nine years ago) link

The really outrageous thing about this story isn't tim from the office settling into the loveable racist national treasure slot he was always destined for but "you can have hot dinners thrown at you" ffs that is not the expression you moron

Finn McCoolit (wins), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 12:25 (nine years ago) link

would queue for a long time for the chance to throw a hot dinner at tim from the office

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 12:27 (nine years ago) link

Labour fundraising ideas.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 12:29 (nine years ago) link

You know what'd help things? Involving Joey Essex.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32127044

ailsa, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:15 (nine years ago) link

It's going to upset a lot of zingers if Salmond doesn't win a seat.

ailsa, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

Little Englanders will need a new bogeyman.

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link

that's no way to refer to Brenda

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:23 (nine years ago) link

I was in a bar in Westminster this afternoon for a work meeting, and Grant Shapps was being interviewed at a table literally a couple of feet away. No idea who was interviewing him but he was getting a ludicrously easy ride.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

an escalator on the white cliffs would be great, fuck the h8as

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

dover wites

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

lol @ iconoclastic, no bullshit private eye taking dictation from tory central office for its cover

This be the jokeyjoke that hath occurred to me (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

Having trouble with the concept of "lol @ private eye" tbh

Finn McCoolit (wins), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

Extremely rare that one even gets as far as l, yes.

This be the jokeyjoke that hath occurred to me (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

http://youtu.be/UziZYL_gtDc

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

Entire nation set to piss itself laughing

Matt DC, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 12:00 (nine years ago) link

oops! wonder what the highest ranking politician to lose their seat before now was?

yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 12:04 (nine years ago) link

Thinking about the implications of that scenario, even if the LibDems somehow hold onto enough other seats, how do you form a coalition when your leader's just been kicked out? And presumably about to resign?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 12:12 (nine years ago) link

xp Portillo? He was Secretary of State for Defence

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 12:17 (nine years ago) link

My daughter is in Clegg's constituency, his biggest problem is that he has two large student campuses in it and he hasn't exactly endeared himself to students since the last election.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 12:40 (nine years ago) link

i'm from hallam. i'm in the US now, but i just reregistered to vote from overseas in hallam. lol.

i don't think the students are particularly a problem. there have always been a lot of students there, but until 1997 this was a conservative constituency represented by this chamer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irvine_Patnick. they just don't vote in the numbers.

but the bourgeois lefty vibe in hallam is definitely a problem for him, in the same way it was a boost for his predecessor in 1997 (for whom i worked in westminster for one magical summer). hallam has a massive NHS, teacher and university professional class, one of the biggest afaict.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 2 April 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

Students tend to vote in their home constituencies anyway, don't they? But I think Hallam was a special case last time round and will be again - there were people literally queuing up to vote in 2010. I'd guess on this occasion there'll be a lot of students deliberately registering there to ensure they're voting against Clegg specifically.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 April 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

the queues at least as seen on tv were not in the student neighborhoods

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 2 April 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

but yeah, student turnout will probably be higher than usual

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 2 April 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

His local party will be moving heaven and earth to ensure he holds on to his seat, he probably will. George Brown had been Deputy Prime Minister when he lost his seat in 1970, he was only Deputy Leader of the Labour Party by then, and not even in the cabinet by then.

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

... two by thens

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

So, Farage dribbles a ton of racist crap, blames everything on ex-Communists, with a bonus swipe at foreigners coming over here and bleeding us dry with their HIV+ statuses, and still manages to convince 20% of those polled that he won that debate. FFS.

ailsa, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

Nicola Sturgeon tonight: "If there are changes needing made in the European Union then surely the best thing to do is try to build alliances to make those changes, not act like a petulant schoolchild threatening to leave if you don't get your way, it's better to try to work together to get that change."

So in a way, you might say two groups could work... better, together?

boxedjoy, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

like.. no way did The Sun have a pre-prepared front page or anything

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBnkPwmUgAAcyiU.jpg

the weediness of that tiny paragraph ("he lost his temper.. "), i'm astonished anyone falls for it. they've been kicking Miliband on every front page every chance they get for months. i can't recall anything like it before but maybe it's always been this way. they're obviously shitting it this time thinking they've backed the wrong horse.

piscesx, Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link

Strange headline. He wasn't as accomplished as I might have hoped for but he wasn't awful. It's not as if Cameron shone - he seemed to be hiding (deliberately).

djh, Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, he didn't drop any huge clangers or anything.

ailsa, Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

Britain-wide instant reaction poll (YouGov) :
Nicola Sturgeon 28%
Nigel Farage 20%
David Cameron 18%
Ed Miliband 15%
Nick Clegg 10%
Natalie Bennett 5%
Leanne Wood 4%

Which is pretty amazing since most people in Britain generally oppose the SNP and won't even have them on the ballot.

everything, Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:52 (nine years ago) link

Or as the Daily Mail just published "Big TV debate of British election campaign yields no clear winner" LOL.

everything, Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link

LOL UK (xp)

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

It's like anti-austerity rhetoric is popular or something insane like that.

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

Well, that's the closest to the truth so far (xp re DM)

Mark G, Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

Hard to see why Farage is not more of a target. It's doubtful he's a serious threat and of course the sheer narrowness of his vision and repeating the same talking points already work against him, but taking him down a few pegs would be cheap popularity for anyone here - especially Cameron and Milliband.

everything, Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:13 (nine years ago) link

Leanne Wood >

Arctic Noon Auk, Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link

Leader of fourth most popular party in Wales in slightly more impressive than Natalie "cough choke cough" Bennett shocker.

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

Is the debate worth watching? I was out last night.

Not really sure what the point of including the SNP and Plaid Cymru in last night's debate given that most people watching won't even have the chance to vote for them even if they wanted to. Surely it would have been better to have had Sturgeon up against Jim Murphy and whichever sacrificial lamb runs the Scottish Tories on a regional broadcast?

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2015 09:19 (nine years ago) link

Possibly worth looking at highlights...Definitely worth avoiding reading any commentary from the main newspapers - the standard of reporting and analysis is mostly abysmal and depressing.

the gabhal cabal (Bob Six), Friday, 3 April 2015 09:25 (nine years ago) link

Surely it would have been better to have had Sturgeon up against Jim Murphy and whichever sacrificial lamb runs the Scottish Tories on a regional broadcast?

That's happening up here next week (her name's Ruth Davidson, btw). I assume including SNP and Plaid Cymru was to convince folk that they aren't scary nationalist flag-wavers intent on destroying the nation but viable parties to include in any potential coalition (even though both main parties have said it's not going to happen, with the SNP at any rate, have to confess I have no idea if they would let Plaid Cymru in, but they're nowhere near as popular in Wales as the SNP are up here).

ailsa, Friday, 3 April 2015 09:54 (nine years ago) link

No it wouldn't have been better leaving out Leanne Wood and Nicola Sturgeon because they were fantastic and showed the country wht sort of leader politicians we should have in our main parties: normal, down to earth, decent people.

Auk stay woke (Arctic Noon Auk), Friday, 3 April 2015 10:19 (nine years ago) link

lol hows that evil depraved snp going to eat every english first-born child strategy working out

It would help if they could get Salmond to shut up for the duration. Farage was worst by some distance.

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2015 10:39 (nine years ago) link

I think Farage tried that "lol hows that evil depraved snp going to eat every english first-born child strategy working out" thing by including those greedy Scots in his list of EVIL FOREIGNERS, going on about lobbing money over Hadrian's Wall as if Scotland contributes fuck all to the UK and just takes from the English. It didn't work.

On This Week afterwards, David Lammy was on about it as well, wanting London's money not to subsidise others elsewhere, which I'm sure will win him mayoral votes but make him sound like a massive dick everywhere outside of the M25.

ailsa, Friday, 3 April 2015 10:46 (nine years ago) link

Um, meant to edit down BB's quote a bit.

ailsa, Friday, 3 April 2015 10:47 (nine years ago) link

If he actually said that then that's disappointing from Lammy given that he generally comes across as pretty decent by the standards of current Labour politicians (and I'm not sure he really believes it). I'm not convinced it's much of a vote-winner in London at all - but it does directly contradict what Miliband said last week and disagreeing with party leadership IS a vote-winner in mayoral elections.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2015 11:13 (nine years ago) link

Decent or not, he is a dimwit.

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2015 11:15 (nine years ago) link

London is welcome to fuck off and become its own country imo

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 April 2015 11:20 (nine years ago) link

nice one

conrad, Friday, 3 April 2015 11:54 (nine years ago) link

praise from caesar

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 April 2015 11:58 (nine years ago) link

u said that about me once but I fear there's not much hope for muggins there

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2015 11:59 (nine years ago) link

Et tu?

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

the thing about all nihilist zingers is we get all protective about our own special areas of interest

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 April 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

http://wire.novaramedia.com/2015/04/11-quick-reflections-on-the-leaders-debate/

This has persuaded me to actually watch the thing.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

can't do it, the whole premise of the debate is everything that's fucked and infantile about parliamentary politics in the UK

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 April 2015 12:08 (nine years ago) link

Cameron was under strict orders to appear Prime Ministerial and avoid any hand-to-hand with the serfs and underlings and he didn't look at all comfortable doing so. Mostly he just stood silently looking as if he was trying to remember where he'd left the car keys. The Bullingdon Bully PMQ persona only really surfaced once when he threw Stafford in Miliband's face during an exchange on the NHS, actually he didn't even throw it just lobbed over the net for Miliband to smash back reasonably convincingly.

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2015 12:12 (nine years ago) link

Actually you heard quite a bit about anti-austerity from the minority parties (bar UKIP of course). Not as much of a car crash as you'd think going into this.

The most infantile moment was Farage re: HIV but that was confidently put down by Leanne Wood, to applause from the audience for the first time.

xp = Cameron just came across as tired/had enough. Doesn't look like he is hungry enough for a 2nd term of this.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 April 2015 12:17 (nine years ago) link

I was most impressed with Sturgeon and liked Ed Miliband finally telling David Cameron to STFU about a) Stafford and b) the 2008 crash being Labour's fault, rather than that of global financial markets. I had to agree with Marina Hyde, who said sweaty Farage looked like he was having a whitey.

Later, it wasn't edifying watching This Week (is it ever?) since Lammy just sat there saying 'Nigel Farage made a good impression' less than two hours after everyone's favourite 19th Hole Nazi was banging on about darkie foreigners and their health-tourism HIV.

camp event (suzy), Friday, 3 April 2015 12:26 (nine years ago) link

agree Cameron looked faded but most of his ilk don't like being held up to account so easily by so many like the debate showed.

Auk stay woke (Arctic Noon Auk), Friday, 3 April 2015 12:29 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBnxySlUIAATUvr.png:large

Farage looked like he was having a whitey.

the gabhal cabal (Bob Six), Friday, 3 April 2015 12:38 (nine years ago) link

no debate on the crumbling environment in 2 hours of debate

Auk stay woke (Arctic Noon Auk), Friday, 3 April 2015 13:04 (nine years ago) link

You're too young to vote so what do you care?

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Friday, 3 April 2015 13:15 (nine years ago) link

hey, the kid's entitled to worry about whether there'll be any environment left by the time he is old enough

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 April 2015 13:16 (nine years ago) link

Watching this now and Cameron just defensively whacking out dry statistics is the worst approach here, it misses the human element altogether - he used to be good at that sort of stuff so this is presumably Crosby talking.

Clegg is doing the absolute worst here, he surely knows he doesn't have a leg to stand on when attacking the Tories but this is really feeble stuff.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

dunno if it's just my hope (ambiguous hope) but ed miliband does seem to be growing into this campaign. he looks weak in pmqs but he comfortably outdoes cameron on compassion.

that said the entire farce of just voting in hope of no tories is beyond depressing.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link

Farage is even worse than I had anticipated in this, just talking completely over Leanne Wood for virtually the entire duration of her answer. It's like everyone else has taken a decision not to engage with him and he's responding by barging everyone else out of the way.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

good point actually only young people care about environment

Auk stay woke (Arctic Noon Auk), Friday, 3 April 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

still not done comprehension at school eh?

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 April 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link

The debate was broadly a positive thing, if only for showing that mainstream political discourse can extend beyond the miniscule pinhead we've experienced over the past however many years. The presence of three anti-austerity female leaders definitely rebalanced the debate and made it more empathetic, made Cameron look isolated on the right and made Miliband looks equivocating and feeble in places.

Clegg was definitely in the weakest position of anyone but that's hardly surprising. Farage toxic obviously but you fear that his core constituency would have lapped that shit up - I do wonder if UKIP are at the point where other people will start voting tactically to stop them winning certain constituencies.

Not including a question on poverty and welfare was an enormous omission. Miliband wasn't a disaster but I'm not sure he did well enough on anything to convince many undecided voters and his response to Cameron on the causes of the crisis sounded fumbled, and that he was lacking in conviction somewhat.

I was wrong upthread and both Nicola Sturgeon and Leanne Wood were strong. Sturgeon's pitch to the rest of the country was a very smart move, and she isn't a repellent figure to other parts of the country in the way that Salmond is. It will give a very different slant to the process of coalition-building or alliance forming that will surely follow the election.

Clearly no one gives a shit about Northern Ireland.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

In the context of all that, it made Farage's repeated "See? They're all the same" look faintly ridiculous.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

Thing is, there's a worrying amount of people who agree with Farage that anyone-who-isn't-Farage is some homogeneous lump of non-Farageness. All he has to do is go "See?" and people go "yes! he's so right!" because no-one else says stupid racist horrible things like he does therefore he speaks the truth, or something.

ailsa, Friday, 3 April 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

ILX should know all about Farage's debate tactics, we see it all the time here with those who hate the Arctic Noon

Auk stay woke (Arctic Noon Auk), Friday, 3 April 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

it's weird, you share the same outspoken forthrightness, soi-disant common sense and put-on persecution complex

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 April 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

I'm surprised to see lots of Lib Dem posters up in my neighbourhood. I thought they would be pretty much dead now.

I suppose it helps that this is the core area of a once-safe LD seat which went to the Tories last election after a boundary change: long LD history, current candidate was not involved in coalition govt and has been quite vocal about a couple of hot-button local-to-this-suburb affairs. I haven't even had any kind of leaflet from anyone except Tories/Lib Dems/UKIP.

Really don't know who I can bring myself to vote for and it's no easier trying to second-guess what everyone else will do for "tactical" voting. If the Tories stay in locally and I didn't vote for whoever's in second I'll be annoyed at myself, even though it's not going to be just one vote difference (or... is it?) so I should probably just forget about that.

undergraduate dance (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 3 April 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

At one point Sturgeon talked about how she favoured "strong and effective controls over immigration" and stopping people "abusing the system we all pay for" and this doesn't seem to have provoked the howls of rage you get whenever Ed Miliband does it. Admittedly she didn't put it on a fucking mug.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

Thing is, there's a worrying amount of people who agree with Farage that anyone-who-isn't-Farage is some homogeneous lump of non-Farageness. All he has to do is go "See?" and people go "yes! he's so right!" because no-one else says stupid racist horrible things like he does therefore he speaks the truth, or something.

I agree, but that amount of people isn't likely to grow much from where it is.

(Meme From) Essex Press (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 3 April 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link

incredible to see how utterly rattled the press are right now, and still with a month to go.

not entirely sure the strategy of the telegraph fabricating a story that was so easily dismantled by everyone in minutes, but i guess they've got little integrity to still lose after the past few months.

prolego, Saturday, 4 April 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

Milliband is shit. I really want Labour to be voteworthy but he comes nowhere near, and any of the Labour forced positivity about his performances makes me wretch. His looking into the camera on Thursday was excruciating in its obviousness.

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 4 April 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

If it was so obvious, why did none of the others try to do the same?

camp event (suzy), Saturday, 4 April 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

Perhaps they realise it's shit and looks unnatural?

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 4 April 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

I'm no fan of Miliband but I thought he did fine.

Bees and the Law (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 April 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

The supposed awkwardness is just so much noise, the least bothersome thing about Ed.

not entirely sure the strategy of the telegraph fabricating a story that was so easily dismantled by everyone in minutes, but i guess they've got little integrity to still lose after the past few months.

― prolego, Saturday, April 4, 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Has it been dismantled in minutes? Can see SNP supporting either Tories or Labour for a while - and mostly creating havoc.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 4 April 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

it was dismantled pretty quickly, if not in minutes. such a nonsense, nothing story. a fie on those labourites sharing it w/glee

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link

honestly didn't think they would find anyone worse than Tim from The Office, excited to see who the next celebrity endorsement will come from

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/82124000/jpg/_82124242_benelton.jpg

soref, Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

back in the fold, then

the gabhal cabal (Bob Six), Saturday, 4 April 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

more like the Party moved towards him

week of 'puter action (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 April 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

3:41pm

He calls Ben Elton his childhood hero

3:40pm

Says it is 'great to be here in Warrington'

3:40pm

Standing ovation from the audience as Ed Miliband makes his way on stage.

3:40pm

There is a huge emphasis here on getting party members to help the cause

3:38pm

Ed Miliband now showing on screen before his stage appearance.

http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/12871987.AS_IT_HAPPENED__Thousand_gather_in_Warrington_for_election_rally/

soref, Saturday, 4 April 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

Mistah Left

kinder, Saturday, 4 April 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

Amazing that there are some Labourites still trying to milk something out of this story. They really are shameless/clueless.

everything, Monday, 6 April 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

Ed Milli feat. Skepta

https://vine.co/v/OlKMEmqqwqa

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link

Worst election campaign ever? If I hear one more Tory twat use the word 'chaos'...

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:45 (nine years ago) link

Watched ten minutes or so of Sky News over the weekend at my parents'. They were reading the newspapers, and reflecting on the cast of TOWIE's turn as political commentators in the Sun, and one of these turds was ranting in the paper about 'benefit scroungers', and the polished simulacra of real human beings who hosted the round table was all "we can laugh but they reflect what a lot of real people are thinking" and I thought, this is hilarious, a Murdoch TV show kudos-ing a Murdoch newspaper for tapping into the id of the nation by asking someone who's career involves appearing in a show so bad no-one can tell if it is reality or fiction who has spouted exactly what the Murdoch mindset believes. And when I say "hilarious" I mean I'm still depressed about it now.

The last bit of Sky News I caught had Matthew Syed of The Times, who is a massive cunt, going on about how appalling Farage is except he is so 'refreshing' and you'd have a drink w/him in the pub.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 12:25 (nine years ago) link

list of retired english sportspeople who are not cunts:

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 12:35 (nine years ago) link

garth crooks
alan shearer
andy townsend
lawrence dallaglio
nick faldo

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link

i forgot ricky hatton

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 12:45 (nine years ago) link

steve davis was very personable when I met him actually

snooker exemption tbh

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 12:49 (nine years ago) link

proper progger that steve davis

david beckham seems decent enough tbf

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

yeah to both of those

you gotta be a good east end boy is the lesson here

(davis was met at a prog festival)

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:04 (nine years ago) link

I have always assumed Steve Davis is a thoroughbred Thatcherite but that may be just due to his indelible association with the 80s in my mind.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:19 (nine years ago) link

he is a tory voter iirc but always comes off as lovely

MIND YOU he did say that thing about female players never achieving the same level as male due to physical deficits

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link

+ cardiacs
+ nice to ilx poster 'imago'

- sexist
- tory

:(

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:22 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure I've seen video footage of him at the 1983 Conservative Party conference but I can't seem to find it atm

My 14 year old was like "Dad! Man, that's not so cool!" (soref), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2010/may/08/steve-davis-interview-snooker-scandal

Davis is sitting at a table drinking tea and eating toast, watching the election results coming in. He used to be a Tory but says he "can't stand the lot of them now".

there can be only (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link

That means he votes UKIP.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link

in 2010?! nah he's a good bloke honest guv

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:49 (nine years ago) link

xp otm, plus his agent has quietly pointed out that being too politically partisan might damage earnings potential and value of image rights

googling steve davis ukip produces an actual ukip candidate of that name

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, seems like a good bloke, he's also a major soul/ funk fan too, that's actually how he got into prog believe it or not! Soul -> jazz funk -> jazz rock -> prog, was how it went I believe.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

he bloody loves magma

Whoever said he was boring!

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure he was at a Tory conference in the 80s talking about "potting reds", how we laughed.

ledge, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

Enoch Powell was a massive fan of King Crimson as well, true gent.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

rivers of blood, sweat and tears

division of bowker (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

ILX memes we have known and loved, General Election edition

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7602/16968072117_24b81efb7e.jpg

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Friday, 17 April 2015 08:35 (nine years ago) link

ilx is not talking about the UK election much - don't know why.

everything, Friday, 17 April 2015 08:57 (nine years ago) link

resigned to our tedium

imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 09:10 (nine years ago) link

serious answer: what happens after the election is more interesting and there are many better things to think about now. everything is playing out for now as a two year-old might predict

imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 09:12 (nine years ago) link

Nothing much to say about the garbage that's on offer tbh.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:14 (nine years ago) link

Miliband saying, "Debate me", when he means, "Debate with me", well, it's the end of the world, innit?

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:17 (nine years ago) link

Come on now. You'll all be glued to it soon enough. This is just a phase you're going through.

everything, Friday, 17 April 2015 09:20 (nine years ago) link

Ooh, shall I vote Green or TUSC in my safe Labour seat! What choice, and what a difference I shall make!

Actually, our UKIP candidate is an ex-soldier called Ryan Acty - so Real England it's almost persuasive

imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 09:26 (nine years ago) link

Green probably.

everything, Friday, 17 April 2015 09:31 (nine years ago) link

No results found for "historical ryan actyment"

Natalie Bennett wasn't great again last night and I say that as someone who has voted Green since forever

yeovil knievel (NickB), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:31 (nine years ago) link

Shall I vote Green and have my vote put instantly in the bin in my marginal-ish Tory/LD seat, shall I hold my nose very hard and vote LD as the only hope of dislodging the Tories locally, or shall I assume that no other bastard is voting LD ever again (though there are a few yellow posters up locally) and therefore there is no chance of anyone other than the Tories winning the seat

whee

undergraduate dance (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:43 (nine years ago) link

If I was considering tactical voting I think I would need to vote Tory to mitigate the risk of UKIPerry (which I don't think is a real threat, but is the only one).

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:46 (nine years ago) link

Greens easily winning the battle of the posters in my part of Brighton. Definitely seems to be the slightly posher properties that have Labour ones up. Have only spotted one Tory yet, sincerely hoping Clarence Mitchell (yeah that guy) gets handed a savage beating by the electorate

yeovil knievel (NickB), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:51 (nine years ago) link

man needs a harsh takedown from that daily mail sub-ed

https://twitter.com/mitch_1uk/status/587760044852273152

yeovil knievel (NickB), Friday, 17 April 2015 09:58 (nine years ago) link

oh my local hustings is tonight

perhaps I ought to go but spending a lovely warm spring Friday evening in a church hall listening to politicians... not quite as attractive as the pub garden I had otherwise planned

undergraduate dance (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 17 April 2015 10:56 (nine years ago) link

our local Green candidate is a former lecturer of Russian studies at Manchester University who now sets cryptic crosswords for the Guardian and FT, which seems pretty cool, I'll probably still vote Labour though

she also has a Ronald Searle drawing as her twitter picture which is kind of making me want to reconsider but seems like too shallow a reason to vote for someone

Mine is a safe Labour seat and our local MP is largely reasonable if not exactly distinctive. Have serious issues with Labour over welfare policy right now and I don't particularly want to be complicit in any form of continuing austerity, but I haven't looked into Green policies enough for it to be anything but a soft-headed protest vote. There's a couple of standard issue Trot guys as well but looking under that particular rock usually reveals something horrific so fuck that.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 April 2015 11:40 (nine years ago) link

^^ similar situation. Am probably going for the soft-headed protest vote option though.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 17 April 2015 11:41 (nine years ago) link

Corbyn is my MP, don't see why I shouldn't vote for him tbh.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 11:45 (nine years ago) link

Corbyn is great. Was proud to vote for him when I lived in that neck of the woods.

Lammy is ours now, but I can't bring myself to vote anything other than Labour this year.

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 17 April 2015 11:47 (nine years ago) link

i'm in a tory/labour marginal now so have been psyching myself up to hold my nose and vote for the ex-investment banker labour are fielding (admittedly he has made housing a priority and seems willing to actually talk about inequality)

back in 1922 battersea elected one of the uk's only communist mps/the third ever ethnic minority mp!

lex pretend, Friday, 17 April 2015 11:51 (nine years ago) link

Green is the only choice for me in my area, realistically.

but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin), Friday, 17 April 2015 11:52 (nine years ago) link

Natalie Bennett has been terrible in interviews and under pressure and not particularly great in the debates compared with others, but no one voting Green is doing so in the serious expectation that she will be PM so I don't see why it particularly matters. Otherwise there's no real social democratic option that doesn't have an overt nationalist agenda and that fragmentation is both frustrating and depressing.

If I was in any kind of marginal Labour seat I would vote for them, but I'm pretty happy not to have to worry about holding my nose (especially as the nearest challengers in this seat last time were the LibDems).

Matt DC, Friday, 17 April 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

I'm in a normally safe Labour seat, one of the few where they increased their majority in 2010, but I think it's possibly winnable for the SNP, though it would take a huge swing.

We also have a candidate for the "Cannabis is safer than alcohol" party.

not sure if he inhales
http://cista.org//static/media/candidate/Craig.jpg

no way no way sna sna (onimo), Friday, 17 April 2015 12:51 (nine years ago) link

he's got the same eyes as vin diesel in pitch black

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 17 April 2015 13:16 (nine years ago) link

think that guy will be starring in sticky black

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 17 April 2015 13:20 (nine years ago) link

the whole thing is a total farce - can't get motivated about it in any way. apart from fear of tories getting back in.

the swagger of oasis (LocalGarda), Friday, 17 April 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link

fun 'create your majority' game on BBC albeit currently broken
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32336071

nashwan, Friday, 17 April 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

appropriately enough

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 17 April 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

i am voting Yorkhire First because this whole shit is a mug's game

Noodle Vague, Friday, 17 April 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link

^

Croydon First

imago, Saturday, 18 April 2015 09:45 (nine years ago) link

Started looking at the SNP manifesto, since it seems to be a national document these days and the first glaring fiscal error jumps out at the top of only the third real page of text:

Scrapping the Bedroom Tax
We will vote for the immediate abolition of the unfair
Bedroom Tax. Abolishing the Bedroom Tax would mean
that the £35 million a year that the Scottish Government
is spending to compensate those affected by it would be
available to spend on other priorities. We would invest that
money in measures to tackle - and eventually eradicate -
food poverty.

A+ for sentiment. But if it costs you £35M to rule out the effects of a tax then that tax raises £35M. So if you cancel the tax you raise £35M less in taxes (particularly if you want full fiscal autonomy because then they're directly your taxes) which is neatly cancelled out by the £35M you save in not compensating people for being taxed under it. So whether it exists or not, the money to invest in the final sentence just doesn't exist.

That's a pretty fundamental error of double accounting.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 20 April 2015 12:14 (nine years ago) link

scottish govt pays the bedroom tax for ppl out of its own pocket iirc

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Monday, 20 April 2015 12:43 (nine years ago) link

But do the funds raised by bedroom tax in Scotland go to the Scottish government, or do they go to Westminster at present? If the latter, then it makes sense. xp

yeovil knievel (NickB), Monday, 20 April 2015 12:43 (nine years ago) link

The £35m benefits saving from the Bedroom Tax goes to Westminster. The Scottish government spends £35m to offset this, and would be £35m better off if the tax was scrapped.

Similarly, when the government in effect put an end to the bedroom tax last year, that £35m had to be found from somewhere and accounted for (Scotsman article) rather than just paid for by the savings from BT.

If you're saying that a £35m plus is cancelled out by a £35 minus elsewhere, that's just how money works.

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 20 April 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link

£35m-£35 = £0 is not how money works.

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 20 April 2015 12:47 (nine years ago) link

35m they had to scrape together from down the back of the budgetary couch

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Monday, 20 April 2015 12:59 (nine years ago) link

Well it is how money works when the prime directive of your manifesto is that all taxes raised in Scotland stay in Scotland. Since that tax money is raised in Scotland it forms a £35M income to the Scottish budget which is currently offset by the £35M compensation. If you don't have the income then you don't need the compensation. But neither of them gives you an extra £35M.

Giving extra money has to assume that taxes collected /= pro-rata return of taxes under the Barnett formula, which would imply fraudulent accounting by the Treasury in which case please show working. Either that or there are a disproportionate amount of people in Scotland living in houses that are too big for them and therefore they are paying a higher than pro-rata element of the Bedroom Tax, in which case please show working.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 20 April 2015 13:59 (nine years ago) link

so you're saying scotland should keep the bedroom tax if they're able to wrest control of the money it yields

conrad, Monday, 20 April 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

No, I'm saying it makes no difference from a financial point of view whether it exists or not. Cancelling it does not create extra money.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 20 April 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link

If you're saying that a £35m plus is cancelled out by a £35 minus elsewhere, that's just how money works.

― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 20 April 2015 12:46 (1 hour ago

I'm saying this, whereas the manifesto says that creates £35M.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 20 April 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link

can't show working but maybe there's some extra money created cos how much does it cost to administer your bedroom tax

conrad, Monday, 20 April 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link

Can't show working either but can't see how it would be 1) a meaningful figure and 2) not offset by dealing with all the taxes and deregulation proposed under fiscal autonomy. Unless you sack the people then you don't save their wages.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 20 April 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link

Every other figure this campaign has just been a number pulled out of somebody's arse so I don't see why the SNP should behave any differently.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 April 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link

ah, uk politics 2015, it stirs the soul

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 April 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link

Well it is how money works when the prime directive of your manifesto is that all taxes raised in Scotland stay in Scotland. Since that tax money is raised in Scotland it forms a £35M income to the Scottish budget which is currently offset by the £35M compensation.

You do realise that the Bedroom Tax is not actually a tax, don't you? It sort of sounds like you don't.

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 20 April 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

By the way, Labour is making the same promise, with the same amount mentioned:

Labour’s proposal will not involve new money. Murphy said the £175m fund would come from the £35m a year saved for the Scottish government if Labour wins the election and scraps the bedroom tax.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/24/scottish-labour-pledges-175m-anti-poverty-fund

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 20 April 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link

From a Treasury pov, collecting extra income and paying out less have the same effect it's just the overall budget total that is then affected. This is at heart, I guess, the difference between austerity and the alternative.

Let's rephrase then. The 'tax' is expected to save circa £500M from welfare expenditure annually (which actually means Scotland are pro-rata up on the deal). If you have to find that extra £500M you can either take it from elsewhere in your budget and cut that area, increase taxes or increase borrowing. Scotland's chunk of this welfare saving is £35M. Abolishing the 'tax' would increase the welfare bill by £35M, which you have to hand because you're not directly subsidising people. So a net effect of zero.

The only way you get to spend the £35M on what you like is if you maintain the welfare bill at the austerity level. To then spend it on anti-austerity measure measures seems a bit counter-productive.

It's criticise Labour as well then, they're double accounting too.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 20 April 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link

Abolishing the 'tax' would increase the welfare bill by £35m

I don't think it works, not least because you're comparing shaky projections to actual spend. In a perfect world, the bedroom tax just means everyone moves out of their homes with spare rooms into more appropriately sized homes, and the social security (when the fuck did we let the Tories call this "welfare"?) benefits are unrealised.

In the actual world it will mean some extra income, but still less because at least some amount of people will move and others just won't pay.

Here, looks like that £480m estimate was overcooked by £160m:
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/oct/14/bedroom-tax-ministers-likely-savings

A bit stretched, but this is more like if Westminster collected speed camera fines and Holyrood said it would pay for speeding Scottish drivers, whether they were caught by a camera or not. If the speed cameras were scrapped, Holyrood would end up saving money either way.

Westminster would lose projected potential income, but in both these scenarios it's incredibly unlikely it comes out as zero-sum.

stet, Monday, 20 April 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link

("Perfect" there meaning mathematically perfect, I guess. Fuck the bedroom tax imo)

stet, Monday, 20 April 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

^

conrad, Monday, 20 April 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link

I agree, fuck a bedroom tax, and agree with the inference I think I'm supposed to make that it was a policy that was never supposed to work as stated. One of the worst things that could have happened (from a Conservative pov) would have been people moving house when the intention was clearly to cut welfare.

Wait, I must be missing a trick here. Are you saying the £35M is a made-up Scottish figure? I was under the impression it was ACTUAL compensation payments made to restore benefits for people that had had them cut, in which case the number of people moving house is irrelevant from a financial perspective. If, instead, it's the value which would be needed if nobody moved and everybody was 'taxed' then since we seem to be assuming some people have moved then the whole £35M can't have been spent so it can't all be 'saved' either. Also missing from your analogy is Holyrood getting their collected speed camera revenue given to them.

Also noting that if the actual saving turns out to be £320M as the Guardian article claims then the pro-rata of £35M turns out to be about right.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 20 April 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

Things that you won't need to pay for as a result of no bedroom taxes:

People getting evicted for arrears and then having to downsize into a private let, possibly an ex-council place owned by a BTL landlord
People getting evicted for arrears and then going into shockingly expensive hostels and/or B&B
People getting evicted for arrears in London and then being transported/socially cleansed away from their support networks
Administration for the above
Knock-on costs to social care and the NHS

^^^these things *do* add up to quite a bit, but I can't say how much.

camp event (suzy), Monday, 20 April 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

People getting evicted in London has no effect on how much money might get added back into the Scottish budget. Knock on costs exist, sure, but they do for the implications of any policy (such as cancelling Trident turning Cumbria into an unemployment blackspot {haha, autocorrect wants to turn that into Blackpool Blackpool} which doesn't seem to be addressed in that policy).

You only save money on administration if you have less staff (or give them new things to do which are unrelated).

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 20 April 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

(not sure about all this but as I understand it)

Housing benefit is paid by local authorities.
Local authorities reclaim housing benefit from DWP, not from the Scottish government. (so Holyrood doesn't see the speed camera money)
Local authorities administer the "bedroom tax" (i.e. cut housing benefit).
The Scottish government makes up the shortfall in benefits for those who have been "taxed" by giving money to local authorities from the Discretionary Housing Payments budget, thus allowing people "living in houses that are too big for them" to stay in them, rather than moving to all the non-existent smaller ones.
The Scottish government's figures say £35m was paid this year and budgeted for next year from the DHP, though I think some of the money set aside was unclaimed.

Abolishing bedroom tax means full housing benefit is paid by local authorities and claimed back from DWP and that the Scottish government therefore will be able to use its DHP budget on things that aren't bedroom tax.
I think that adds up to a saving in Scotland paid for by central UK government.

There are issues around DHP that I'm not 100% on - it was provided by DWP but I think ScotGov had a cap removed to allow additional spending to help with bedroom tax/housing benefits issues. Of course Scotland's chunk of DHP might be cut following an abolition of bedroom tax which would affect the total saving figures.

I imagine the cost of administering DHP claims is also significant as this is down to individual households to claim - the government/local authority can't issue a blanket extra £20 to everyone who's been docked £20 for rattling around a massive council mansion.

no way no way sna sna (onimo), Monday, 20 April 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

With you now. "We'll have more money to spend if Westminster gives us more money and doesn't stop giving us the extra money that only exists because of this policy." Not nearly as sound bite-y.

To save the administration costs local authorities will have to pay off staff or give them less hours on their contracts.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 20 April 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

It doesn't only exist because of this policy.

Yes, or maybe not cut as many other services to meet budget shortfalls (caused in part by presentationally nice but ultimately damaging things like Council Tax freezes enforced by the SNP).

no way no way sna sna (onimo), Monday, 20 April 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

the bowels are not what they seem do you love trident

conrad, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 09:43 (nine years ago) link

Tories going ridiculously hard on the horrific prospect of a Labour/ SNP coalition of some kind, yet they don't seem to have thought through that the best way to avoid such outcome is to, er, vote Labour.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 09:53 (nine years ago) link

Are the Tories actually building up the SNP north of the border or is this just extra froth on top of the hysteria? I know the Scottish Sun published that cuddly Sturgeon front page today, but that's their usual back-the-obvious-winner thing from what I can see.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 10:07 (nine years ago) link

The Scottish Sun has been broadly pro-SNP for quite a while - Salmond has been as shameless a supplicant to Murdoch as any other politician

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 10:09 (nine years ago) link

Idgaf about Trident itself one way or the other, less than £2Bn a year saving feels like a small return for closing a facility with 5000 employees (since the subject of consequential effects on people and the cost to health service etc) which is the county's only major employer, see also the effect on Rolls Royce Derby (11,000 employees) and AWE Aldermaston (no idea how many but over 2,000 certainly). And the effect on Scotland's biggest single site employer, which will have the reason for it existing removed - it may well continue but on a very minor scale; I'd expect >70% jobs to go. Also to be debated would need to be the impact on permanent membership of UNSC, which is as yet untested, and other benefits of Big 5 membership would need to be quantified (better/closer trade is often thrown about

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 10:15 (nine years ago) link

guys i have terrible news. my terrible father moved house and now my postal vote is in sheffield central, not sheffield hallam :(

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 13:51 (nine years ago) link

The SNP killing Trident and its replacement is a handy scare story for the Wesatminster parties but the reality is it will be replaced with a huge cross party majority vote regardless of how many seats the SNP wins.

no way no way sna sna (onimo), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link

Seems like the Tories are finally getting some traction with this SNP boogeyman bit.

stet, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

Why do you say that?

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

This is mostly an issue in Labour-Tory marginals, probably largely in the south of England, and I'm not sure whether Miliband was likely to win too many of them anyway, although it may prevent a few seats in Essex or outer London ticking over from red to blue. Might also mean a few go from yellow to blue rather than yellow to red.

Obviously the people of Scotland are not really the intended audience.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

Indeed, and of course bigging up the SNP isn't really helping the Unionist cause in Scotland, the Union that Cameron was so passionate and committed to preserving a few months back.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link

Idgaf about Trident itself one way or the other, less than £2Bn a year saving feels like a small return for closing a facility with 5000 employees (since the subject of consequential effects on people and the cost to health service etc) which is the county's only major employer, see also the effect on Rolls Royce Derby (11,000 employees) and AWE Aldermaston (no idea how many but over 2,000 certainly). And the effect on Scotland's biggest single site employer, which will have the reason for it existing removed - it may well continue but on a very minor scale; I'd expect >70% jobs to go. Also to be debated would need to be the impact on permanent membership of UNSC, which is as yet untested, and other benefits of Big 5 membership would need to be quantified (better/closer trade is often thrown about

― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo),

it's 30bn a year and this is not an issue of economics

Arctic Noon Auk, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

can't front, Auk otm

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

Many xps, but looking back over the campaign so far it's mostly been more-or-less hapless attempts by either side to get a narrative to start, and now we're in day two of solid "have you thought what the SNP working with Labour will mean?!". Labour doesn't have a good reply, the Tories are in their element fear-mongering, and it just feels to me a lot like the pound issue did during the referendum campaign: sticky and involved and therefore going to be an undercurrent to everything from now on.

Played right it could pull both the soft UKIP and soft Labour votes back into the Tories, like Matt says. I haven't done the sums, but I also suspect there isn't enough in it to make a concrete different to the outcome, but it's something all the same.

stet, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

the reality is it will be replaced with a huge cross party majority vote regardless of how many seats the SNP wins.

yeah, this, someone should pull up Cameron on it: does this mean the tories plan to vote against trident

"In a dangerous world, we in the Conservative Party are profoundly committed to the renewal of Britain's nuclear deterrent, and the importance of this to the UK's security and in view of British commitment to the NATO alliance. But obv we wd totes clown labour by voting against trident lol.

wld be a lot cheaper to scrap trident and pay those 5000 employees £50k each annually. should be redundant to point out its a disgrace how much of the economy revolves around defence contractors

ogmor, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

it's 30bn a year and this is not an issue of economics

― Arctic Noon Auk, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 16:11 (1 hour ago)

OK, I thought I was getting out of this but wtf please show working.

The £100Bn figure thrown around is a 40+ year figure and includes paying for the members of the Navy involved during that period, these are CND's own calculations so not from a remotely sympathetic source. Given the UK defence budget is currently £61Bn, I'd love to know who's suggesting that 50% of the budget would be spent on a single programme without even considering upkeep of existing equipment, wages, food, fuel, computer systems...

You know what? I am out. Bye.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

i'm just going to put this here

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/the-milifandom#.aiLop3w6o

lex pretend, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

OK, I thought I was getting out of this but wtf please show working.

The £100Bn figure thrown around is a 40+ year figure and includes paying for the members of the Navy involved during that period, these are CND's own calculations so not from a remotely sympathetic source. Given the UK defence budget is currently £61Bn, I'd love to know who's suggesting that 50% of the budget would be spent on a single programme without even considering upkeep of existing equipment, wages, food, fuel, computer systems...

You know what? I am out. Bye.

― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, April 21, 2015 6:46 PM

It would be wrong even it if it cost 99p a year.

Arctic Noon Auk, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

lmao 30bn

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

lmao 99p

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONlfWWxEgIk

imago, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link

Hear hear, lj.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

I missed this about the Queen. A+ wtfery http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/queen-palace-coup-miliband-snp-cameron-huitson-345

stet, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

nicely written piece that completely fails to address what a total mockery of himself miliband will make if he goes back on his explicit word

young ruffian - banter sex (imago), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 23:04 (nine years ago) link

Mmmm. He's made a rod for his own back, but I thought he'd left a small amount of wriggle wroom for a looser confidence and supply type arrangement. A formal coalition would look pretty bad for him, but as we know, promises on the campaign trail have pretty much zero constitutional weight.

In any case if Labour + SNP added up to 325+ seats, what is Miliband supposed to do, if the SNP pledge to vote against any tory government, and for at least the Queens speech and budget of a labour one? He's got a working majority then whether he wants it or not. The only alternative to him forming a government, is to ally with the tories in a grand coalition, which I can't quite see.

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 09:45 (nine years ago) link

loser confidence and supply type arrangement lol

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 09:45 (nine years ago) link

This hypothetical labour minority government would have big problems with the House of Lords, I expect.

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 09:47 (nine years ago) link

Socialist Labour aims to end capitalism

Now that's what I call an election pledge, is it unfunded though?

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 11:33 (nine years ago) link

My guess is that we'll have around a year of unpopular Labour minority government supported by SNP before it falls apart, and it will be followed by a Tory majority in 2016 led by Boris.

But I hope not!

AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 11:34 (nine years ago) link

Labour minority needn't be unpopular, especially if they can stand up to the rabid right wing hysteria that will follow. No doubt the Tory press will paint a minority government backed by the SNP, Plaid et al as 'a deal' but it clearly is no such thing. All the SNP et al would be doing is voting for a Labour Queen's Speech. They can vote how they want after that. It's conveniently ignored in the London press that the SNP never wanted a coalition because they don't want to be tainted like the Lib Dems were.

The SNP are pragmatists who know how to run a minority administration. All this nonsense about them causing chaos and trying to bring down Westminster from within - the British establishment is doing a good enough job of undermining the Union with its undemocratic 'Scots know your place' rhetoric.
The nationwide popularity of Boris is questionable. He's not a credible leader. It'll be interesting to see what happens to the Tories when Cameron goes though - plenty of bitter infighting I expect. He might actually hang on despite losing the election, but there will certainly be challenges to his leadership. Either way, the more the Tories implode, the better for the rest of us.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

The press is already trying to paint such an alliance as illegitimate and that's only going to get louder, especially given Miliband's route to the Labour leadership.

Labour know full well they can basically rely on SNP support on most issues because unless they abstain, they'll end up voting with the Tories and that would be suicidal. Ironically the thing most likely to save the Union would be SNP involvement in Westminster government, which is probably why the SNP will want to stay out of it themselves and maximise the difference in voter's minds between themselves and Labour.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 12:08 (nine years ago) link

Miliband got mobbed a random hen party the other day as well. Part of me hopes this is all some kind of next-level PRing but most of me hopes it's authentic.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 12:14 (nine years ago) link

"The press is already trying to paint such an alliance as illegitimate and that's only going to get louder, especially given Miliband's route to the Labour leadership."

Quite true. Hopefully they'll stand up to it. The irony is that the Fixed Parliament Act, which was designed to keep the Tories in power, will now work to keep Labour in. Cameron's short termism is biting him on the bum, heh heh.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 12:15 (nine years ago) link

"MAY now work" - unwise to get ahead of myself.
A good riposte to the Tory illegitimacy line is to point out that the Tories themselves haven't won a majority since 1992. Bring on the death of Tory England!
I do hope the SNP and others can push electoral reform onto the agenda in the next parliament. FPTP has entrenched the neo-liberal consensus and stymied any real change. Scotland is fed up with it, hence Labour's meltdown up here.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 12:20 (nine years ago) link

Boris fans seem like they're an inside-the-M25 thing only, like people who claim to be able to afford Range Rovers but not to be able to afford congestion charges in West London. I welcome any and all opportunities to point out he has a younger and cleverer brother in the Cabinet Office, Jo, who is also an MP, so part of me thinks that this backstabbing bro meme they've tried on Miliband is a shot over the bow to establish boundaries that favour another elder brother somewhere down the line. Oh, and Jo Johnson is married to Amelia Gentleman (who writes compassionately about poor people for the Guardian) and as far as I know, hasn't left a trail of broken hearts, abortions and actual children as markers of his infidelity.

camp event (suzy), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 12:51 (nine years ago) link

Boris fans definitely exist outside of London, he was a national media personality way before he had anything particularly to do with the capital beyond having a shagpad here.

I have it from a very reliable source that Jo Johnson is an atrocious human being, all Boris's ruthlessness without the charm.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

I suspect that what will actually happen is that the toff vote will be split between Boris and Osborne and they will end up with Theresa May or maybe some out-of-nowhere class of 2010 dude.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link

Oh, and Jo Johnson is married to Amelia Gentleman (who writes compassionately about poor people for the Guardian)

i have always wondered about this alliance

lex pretend, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:06 (nine years ago) link

abysmal real names together forever <3

young ruffian - sick banter (imago), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:07 (nine years ago) link

Boris's sister wrote a mind-boggling thing in the Big Issue about how she lost her purse and keys for a day and therefore understood what it was like to be homeless.

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link

doesn't that happen in broad city

young ruffian - sick banter (imago), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link

I've only seen the broad city pilot tbh

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:12 (nine years ago) link

Thought for a long time that Osborne is being lined up as Cameron's successor, the main not-Boris candidate for sure.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:15 (nine years ago) link

Bring it on though, he's box office poison.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:16 (nine years ago) link

"Boris fans seem like they're an inside-the-M25 thing only"

nope :(

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:36 (nine years ago) link

Boris-as-genial-buffoon or Boris-as-politician? (though I suspect both exist outside of the M25).

ailsa, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link

Jim Murphy still winning friends and influencing people:

https://commonspace.scot/articles/1113/trade-union-youth-representatives-walk-out-of-stuc-dinner-due-to-jim-murphy-s-appearance

ailsa, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

SNP have worked with Tories in the past: their first Holyrood administration was Tory-backed minority. But I would expect abstentions in the main, yes. And a minority Labour government, too.

Relationship with Scottish Labour will get interesting: vicious rivals at Holyrood, essential support at Westminster.

stet, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 14:08 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure the SNP MPs at Westminster will find a way to work amicably with the Scottish Labour MP.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 14:15 (nine years ago) link

SNP 'working with' tories at holyrood is a design feature of the system no? ie all legislation is cross-party drafted.

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

Feels like the Tories et al are massively over-playing their hands re. SNP. On the other hand it's keeping the spotlight away from UKIP and Farage, who would kill his mother to be in Sturgeon's position right now.

everything, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

I meant in the sense that their first Holyrood administration was minority, with Tories supporting them on a vote-by-vote basis. (Similar to how I'd expect their Labour support to work in Westminister) xp

stet, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

It's worth listening to yesterday's David Cameron flaying by Newsbeat teenagers (and it's Miliband's turn on Friday).

Theresa May would be a fucking nightmare as Tory leader (goodbye ECHR, also I've beaten her in debate so come on, media, you had one job). Boris Johnson would be a fucking nightmare as Tory leader (will sell all UK land rights to Qatar and China when not running off to shag someone who isn't his wife). George Osborne would be a fucking nightmare as Tory leader (gimp-masked, coke-huffing tosser even more likely to sort out those corporate mates from the City's strip clubs).

camp event (suzy), Thursday, 23 April 2015 08:31 (nine years ago) link

Wondering about the extent to which everyone might be over-estimating the extent of the LibDem collapse - their vote might plummet nationwide but that doesn't necessarily make a difference if they hold onto the right seats. I suppose it depends on how many good constituency MPs they have - suspect they'll lose London and maybe the extremities of Scotland but they should have enough to hold on in Devon and Cornwall and elsewhere, especially where the voter base will be largely soft Tories.

Matt DC, Thursday, 23 April 2015 09:02 (nine years ago) link

Also Theresa May would be appalling as Tory leader but she'd also be I dunno kinda good at it? You don't hang on as Home Secretary for as long as she has unless you're good at playing politics and she outlasted Michael Gove when they clashed. Then again we're talking about a Prime Minster who still hasn't sacked IDS.

Matt DC, Thursday, 23 April 2015 09:04 (nine years ago) link

Or Shapps. Or *lengthy list redacted*

nashwan, Thursday, 23 April 2015 09:09 (nine years ago) link

Liberals have 11 seats in Scotland, that's a pretty big chunk to lose. Still, bye bye Danny Alexander, Tory cunt.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2015 09:12 (nine years ago) link

They'll lose seats, but not in places where they're the leftmost option, and not to UKIP.

Do we think Clegg will lose his seat? Farage seems to be on course to fail in South Thanet, and to Labour.

I am not pro-independence, because I have a problem with even well-meaning, leftish nationalism, but I want SNP to deliver a can of whuppass to Labour candidates who are obviously Blairite.

camp event (suzy), Thursday, 23 April 2015 09:18 (nine years ago) link

I'm going to laugh my socks off when Douglas Alexander loses his seat to a 20 year old student.

ailsa, Thursday, 23 April 2015 09:20 (nine years ago) link

This will almost certainly happen. And let this be a lesson to Labour in Scotland, getting complacent and becoming the very thing they claim to stand against. But the Alexanders of this world just get ennobled in June, right, so pessimistic on actual lessons learned.

camp event (suzy), Thursday, 23 April 2015 09:26 (nine years ago) link

They will find a way to get rid of Charlie Kennedy (surprised he's still standing... quide liderally) and move Danny Alexander into his seat.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2015 09:29 (nine years ago) link

Douglas Alexander can gtf.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2015 09:30 (nine years ago) link

Thought for ages Clegg would lose his seat but now expect him to hold by skin of teeth. Really been overestimating Tory support in general tho it seems (and I barely even read the papers/own a TV).

nashwan, Thursday, 23 April 2015 10:03 (nine years ago) link

Then again we're talking about a Prime Minster who still hasn't sacked IDS.

actually, that's a point : has IDS been seen anywhere during the campaign ?
can't recall any news stories re him at all in last few weeks.
have tory hq hidden him deep so he does not get a chance to remind people just how evil (and inept) he really is.

mark e, Thursday, 23 April 2015 10:09 (nine years ago) link

In 2010, the BNP stood in 338 seats, but this time it is contesting just eight.

Doesn't say how many of those defected to UKIP. Also from that page UKIP's gender ratio alone highlights their governmental insufficiency, but also the fact that they are the only party to have FEWER women now than in 2010. None of this is that surprising tho I guess.

nashwan, Thursday, 23 April 2015 10:41 (nine years ago) link

Tower Hamlets mayoral election voided over fraud:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32428648

Ethnically Ambiguous / 28 - 45 (ShariVari), Thursday, 23 April 2015 11:15 (nine years ago) link

much of the verdict and the whole thing seemed very odd to me, this article kindly laid it out so i didn't have to think for myself https://ceasefiremagazine.co.uk/jennifer-izaakson-lutfur-rahman-verdict/

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 23 April 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link

IDS is very easy to attack from both left (hearless benefits slasher) and right (Universal Credit shambles) so I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been buried in his constituency and told not to come out.

Matt DC, Thursday, 23 April 2015 13:58 (nine years ago) link

I envy myself for getting up early and going to work.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 April 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link

Do we think Clegg will lose his seat?

no according to everyone i know in sheffield hallam

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 23 April 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link

i polled everyone

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 23 April 2015 14:52 (nine years ago) link

Oh, if only Ed Milliband was the revolutionary socialist/communist the DM says he is.

Mark G, Thursday, 23 April 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link

Alarm clock Britain!

much of the verdict and the whole thing seemed very odd to me, this article kindly laid it out so i didn't have to think for myself https://ceasefiremagazine.co.uk/jennifer-izaakson-lutfur-rahman-verdict/

Yep. There has always been a perception that there's a vast amount of corruption in Tower Hamlets, most of it fueled by Rahman, but the charges he was actually brought up on seem fairly strange.

Ethnically Ambiguous / 28 - 45 (ShariVari), Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

The Judge further said police at the polling stations could be said to be like the ‘three wise monkeys’

i voted in this election and there were police outside watching people hand out leaflets and canvas voters on the way in. if this statement is meant to imply racism on the judge's part, the police were white fwiw.

the swagger of oasis (LocalGarda), Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Tower Hamlets has always struck me as a cross-party clusterfuck but that verdict seems highly dubious to me.

Matt DC, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

Me too, and Eric Pickles is in charge of it during this ~crisis time~ so my first thought was: are they going to try to parachute in some mayor figure who is into social cleansing and luxury flats?

camp event (suzy), Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

Well, it'll either be John Biggs or whoever can corral Rahman's voting bloc.

Ethnically Ambiguous / 28 - 45 (ShariVari), Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

would settle for an administration that's competent, regardless of who's fronting it. i have only lived in tower hamlets in london, so i can't compare it to other boroughs, but it is highly dysfunctional ime. from basics like bins not getting collected often enough to any dealing you'll ever have with the council - they are useless.

the verdict does seem a little like they decided they wanted to nail rahman and found a way to do so, but i don't have much sympathy for him based on the grants stuff, and the judge does discuss a lot of the issues raised in that article upthread in his summary.

the swagger of oasis (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 April 2015 07:43 (nine years ago) link

TH has been a basket case since the dissolution of the GLC, even compared to local rivals like Hackney and Islington. Machine politics don't help either.

Keith Moom (Neil S), Friday, 24 April 2015 08:18 (nine years ago) link

looking forward to things improving in tower hamlets

conrad, Friday, 24 April 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link

Lived in TH for six years. In terms of the council services I've used it's been better than Camden where I lived for the previous six. What might improve? (genuine question!)

mmmm, Friday, 24 April 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

Easy mistake to make, both claret and blue, give the man a break:
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/apr/25/david-cameron-blames-brain-fade-for-getting-his-football-team-wrong

(Meme From) Essex Press (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 25 April 2015 09:19 (eight years ago) link

what a dick

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Saturday, 25 April 2015 10:25 (eight years ago) link

And they're having such an uneventful season too, easy to forget you support them.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 April 2015 10:33 (eight years ago) link

Even worse: apparently his uncle once owned Aston Villa.

camp event (suzy), Saturday, 25 April 2015 10:45 (eight years ago) link

Roughly same colours, give the man a break.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 25 April 2015 10:56 (eight years ago) link

yeah, as a Hull City fan i can relate to this

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 April 2015 11:12 (eight years ago) link

it's only football but his slimy fakeness is on full show there

Arctic Noon Auk, Saturday, 25 April 2015 11:41 (eight years ago) link

Part 26781 in the long running series 'stuff Cameron does that if Ed Miliband did it he would be eviscerated for'

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 12:08 (eight years ago) link

Part 26781 in the long running series 'stuff Cameron does that if Ed Miliband did it he would be eviscerated for'

― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins)

Media in UK is overwhelmingly corporate. Cameron is their man.

Arctic Noon Auk, Saturday, 25 April 2015 12:56 (eight years ago) link

Miliband hasn't received instructions yet on which football team to pretend to support, has he? May be focus groups working on it though.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 April 2015 13:44 (eight years ago) link

He's a Leeds fan so understandably keeps it quiet.

Ethnically Ambiguous / 28 - 45 (ShariVari), Saturday, 25 April 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link

Tories would pounce on the Dirty Leeds angle for sure.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 April 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link

Bremner, Giles, Hunter, Miliband = ruthless dirty bastards one and all

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 April 2015 13:49 (eight years ago) link

torn from the doll's bonce with a trident, mb she has a thing about them

ogmor, Saturday, 25 April 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link

The Sun: we think you'll fall for this shit, how's that for contempt?

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 April 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

"is said to have"

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

whats this about devilish hacks?

yeovil knievel (NickB), Saturday, 25 April 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link

^I knew you would come through on this one

ogmor, Saturday, 25 April 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

what an evil bitch.

thats it, i am voting tory.

mark e, Saturday, 25 April 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

That speech is incredible. He manages to pat everyone in the country on the head while still blowing a hole in his own foot. I thought this cunt was meant to be good at PR?

Matt DC, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:37 (eight years ago) link

Such a shame that Labour left this country bankrupt with all their overspending. Last night's unpleasantness could all have been avoided if they hadn't spent all of the money.

stet, Friday, 1 May 2015 11:54 (eight years ago) link

Where exactly is that wee cunt Liam Byrne these days?

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Friday, 1 May 2015 11:56 (eight years ago) link

has mili really rowed back on his anti-snp stance?? it's the telegraph reporting it so i'm a little sus

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 1 May 2015 13:10 (eight years ago) link

Last night he said he'd rather see a Tory government than deal with the SNP so I'm thinking no.

mea nulta (onimo), Friday, 1 May 2015 13:18 (eight years ago) link

I think he's trying to do a politician's shuffle on this one. There won't be a coalition-style deal with the SNP, where he agrees X and they agree their undying support. I think what they're trying to do is rule out a A Deal but leave wiggle room for Many Little Deals on a vote-by-vote basis.

stet, Friday, 1 May 2015 13:50 (eight years ago) link

Think he already made this assertion a few days ago: “I’m not interested in deals, no … The way the House of Commons works is that we want to put our Queen’s speech before the House of Commons and the other parties will vote." https://archive.is/CtTq6

In this scenario the assumption is that the SNP will vote in his favour at the Queen's Speech so he becomes PM without a Confidence and Supply arrangement - ie. after the Queen's Speech vote the SNP can decide whether to support him or not without a specific arrangement to do so.

everything, Friday, 1 May 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link

The UKIP Scotland site http://ukipscotland.org/ on their manifesto posters doesn't exist. David Coburn blamed "Cybernats".

mea nulta (onimo), Monday, 4 May 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link

I think he's trying to do a politician's shuffle on this one.

Ed M surely is a good enough politician to lie.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 May 2015 11:34 (eight years ago) link

People are pretty deluded if they think Miliband is going to voluntarily turn down the chance to be Prime Minister because of the SNP. Suspect that he and Sturgeon have already rehearsed this particular dance, it's about making the inevitable concessions platable to both sides.

Matt DC, Monday, 4 May 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

Pretty sure he won't get the chance, can't see how Labour are going to manage to be the biggest party.

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

Labour doesn't need to be the biggest party.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Monday, 4 May 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

Obviously but I'd be surprised if they tried to form a government if they weren't.

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link

suspect Tories will be the biggest single party, will be unable to form a government, will launch into a good old-fashioned stabbing each other in the gut spree

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 May 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

I reckon they'll be the largest party comfortably enough for the Labour Party to concede (and ditch Miliband at the first opportunity), then they'll have some sort of arrangement with the Lib Dems and limp along under constant danger of attack from the very SNP they've been scaring little children with.

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

not enough Lib Dem seats + some Lib Dem MPs refusing to countenance another Tory coalition = no

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 May 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

Former is possible, though 25-30 is no' bad under the circumstances, latter relies on Lib Dems not being cunts so I wouldn't put any money on that one personally.

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link

lack of cunterity doesn't come into it - fear of deselection/losing seat next go round might well come into it

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 May 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link

also i'm assuming Tories will do better at polls than in opinion polls but maybe it'll be not by much, the game feels somewhat different to previous versions

i guess the possibility of a solid enough Tory gov is not vanishingly small, lots of wankers don't like to own up to the outside world about their sordid voting habits

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 May 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

Tories would need 293 if the Lib Dems got 30 and they didn't need to call on UKIP and the DUP. It's plausible but not considered likely at the moment.

idk whether re-running the election in July would materially change things if outcome unworkable.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Monday, 4 May 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

Tory/Lib Dem minority goverment I reckons. Carswell will be UKIP's only MP I also reckons, and I'm not sure how long he'll remain in UKIP if he is.

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

A Tory / Lib Dem minority government would need to rely on the DUP for support- which would come with conditions unlikely to be palatable to the Lib Dems. I don't see how they could get a Queen's Speech through if they were double digits away from a majority.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Monday, 4 May 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link

the logical conclusion to Clegg's Lloyd George reboot wd be for him to form his own spin-off or just join the Tories proper

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 May 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

If he holds on to his seat..

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 May 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

well quite

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 May 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link

Obviously but I'd be surprised if they tried to form a government if they weren't.

― Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Monday, May 4, 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You might be surprised.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 May 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link

I don't believe anything now until I see carved it into an 8ft slab of marble.

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

making the law

judaspriest.jpg

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 May 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

lots of wankers don't like to own up to the outside world about their sordid voting habits

The polling companies already adjust for this in their predictions.

AlanSmithee, Monday, 4 May 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

I still think we'll end up with a more or less workable Tory minority but if Miliband had the opportunity of keeping Cameron out, even through working with the SNP, then why wouldn't he? It's not like he would have the opportunity to play any kind of long game.

Matt DC, Monday, 4 May 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link

I'm hoping Delia Smith and Ronnie O'Sullivan voicing their support for Labour is going to change everything.

djh, Monday, 4 May 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link

Given that Labour have been running around Scotland for weeks espousing the "biggest party forms the government" line, they wouldn't want to look like hypocrites in the face of being hoisted on their own petard, would they?

michaellambert, Monday, 4 May 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link

fear of deselection/losing seat next go round might well come into it

I think we said that last time.

mea nulta (onimo), Monday, 4 May 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link

i wonder if there are any salient differences between this election and the last one

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link

It is clear that not only our democracy, but our kingdom, is in some peril.

handwringing over democracy and the feudal system in the same sentence, nice touch

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 May 2015 21:03 (eight years ago) link

I still think we'll end up with a more or less workable Tory minority

You've kept saying that since day one - what does workable mean? Do they get through 12bn in welfare cuts?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 May 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link

I'm beginning to wonder what century we're living in, tbh. If the Labour-SNP thing ever happens, I would strongly recommend the authorities double security patrols on the cellars in the Houses of Parliament and MI6 keep tabs on men in doublet and pointed beards and on the movement of barrels of gunpowder.

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link

I always lived wanted to live through some of history's greatest moments tbh.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 May 2015 21:15 (eight years ago) link

From the Independent editoral:

... if the present Coalition is to get another chance, we hope it is much less conservative, and much more liberal.

UK General Election 2010 (share of vote):
Conservative Party - 36.1%
Liberal Democrats - 23%

BBC Poll Tracker, May 2nd, 2015:
Conservative Party - 34%
Liberal Democrats - 8%

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 21:44 (eight years ago) link

Xyzzz - I mean that I think they and the Lib Dems will hang onto more seats than people are expecting and that'll be enough for them to push some legislation through with support for smaller parties.

Suspect they won't be able to get £12bn of welfare cuts through because those Lib Dems who do remain are likely to be less obliging when out of a formal coalition. My guess is that one of the reasons the Tories have been throwing around obviously uncosted pledges on tax and spending is that they will be able to water them down later under the guise of post-election "negotiations". No matter how batshit the party is, the leadership must surely have been planning for a hung parliament as the most likely outcome.

I know a few people within the Treasury and the general feeling is that the Tories have thrown a lot of post-election planning out of the window in the last couple of weeks and no one has any idea where the money is going to go and how they propose to keep their pledges on tax, NHS spending and deficit reduction all at once.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 07:58 (eight years ago) link

To elaborate, the Treasury obviously plan with various scenarios in mind based on how they expect the various parties to behave and were reasonably confident they knew what the Tories were going to do in the event of re-election, and the Tories have basically blown that up completely now.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 08:07 (eight years ago) link

I liked this quite a bit.

http://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2015/04/30/john-lanchester/episode-16-the-balance-of-power/

M ost scenarios covered. The role of Lib Dems as king makers this time around has been underdiscussed.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 08:58 (eight years ago) link

Lib Dems tearing themselves in two over which way to coalesce wd be one of the more palatable outcomes of this election

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 10:13 (eight years ago) link

One scenario that I've not seen covered is if Nick Clegg loses his seat the Lib Dems will have to choose a new leader who may think differently enough to Clegg - who of course would love to keep his job.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 10:39 (eight years ago) link

Tim Farron is often mentioned as the next leader, and he's supposedly about as far left as you can get in the Liberal Democrats. Supposedly.

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 11:22 (eight years ago) link

The UKIP Scotland site http://ukipscotland.org/ on their manifesto posters doesn't exist. David Coburn blamed "Cybernats".

― mea nulta (onimo), Monday, 4 May 2015 12:30 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They launched their Scottish manifesto without a Scottish manifesto (apparently because of some printing/courier/bank holiday mix up).

They gave out a British manifesto, which didn't mention Scotland once, instead.

A journalist discovered their promoted UKIP Scotland domain was for sale when trying to find a manifesto online.

UKIP's Scottish chairman Arthur Thackerey then didn't have a hard copy of his speech because of a different printing error and couldn't read the speech from his laptop because it kept freezing.

Their candidate for Perth didn't show at hustings because he's busy campaigning for a council seat in England.

I think it's safe to say they're not expecting to return many MPs from Scotland.

mea nulta (onimo), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 11:24 (eight years ago) link

It's looking like Clegg will end up pulling in enough tactical Tory votes to get himself over the line, but if he were to lose his seat I'd guess the LibDems would have to poll their remaining MPs to decide on who to support in coalition/confidence and supply?

Was in Cornwall at the weekend, in a LIB seat that is genuinely in play, and there were these LibDem canvassers in a pub there who were expressing how much they wished Clegg has stepped down before the election because "the man's fucking poison on the doorstep".

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 11:26 (eight years ago) link

Also reminded me how little campaigning I've seen in London this time around.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 11:27 (eight years ago) link

Depends where you are I suppose, obv. no point in campaigning in my constituency f'rinstance but I imagine a few doors are being knocked in Bermondsey.

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link

our door's been knocked an aggravating number of times (marginal constituency) but i've seen almost no posters or signs in people's houses contra other years, you could walk through most residential neighbourhoods round here and have no idea there's an election on

lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 07:33 (eight years ago) link

i was saying on the other thread or maybe this one, that nobody has called to my door. i guess bg/bow is nailed on labour.

yesterday a car drove down my (quiet and one-way) street and a child was shouting "vote glin robbins" (local socialist candidate) into a megaphone - it was extremely loud and weird and overall kind of wrong. who would have their child do this? it was nice to see some community spirit rising as people beeped their horn and shouted abuse, i think the car was moving very slowly. i mean, is this even legal?

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:06 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, we had a SNP guy megaphoning/driving round our part of the East End of Glasgow on Sunday morning, which seemed incredibly counterproductive - difficult to think he's making many converts, and more likely to piss off the slumbering undecideds.

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:09 (eight years ago) link

yeah i was thinking that, that ending up 10 minutes late for something due to a politician or their son screaming into a mic is prob going to influence a person more than any policy. though i doubt anyone is voting for glin robbins anyway, it had a feeling of wacky british "banter" or something which made it even worse.

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:11 (eight years ago) link

i guess bg/bow is nailed on labour.

Can Respect really not be arsed these days or has that ship sailed?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:15 (eight years ago) link

dunno if they're even running. i didn't see any flyers or anything. you'd barely know anyone is running here, i got a few flyers but no other sense of anything going on.

i find it kind of pathetic that they wouldn't canvass based on "o well labour are going to win this anyway" - like is it not part of the point of this that you might meet your future mp or whatever? it's p symptomatic of the rank state of politics in this country.

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:17 (eight years ago) link

FPTP

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:19 (eight years ago) link

it's just such a farcical system, the powerlessness...

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:21 (eight years ago) link

bg & bow I've had a few election flyers in the past fortnight but half as many as takeaway flyers

conrad, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:21 (eight years ago) link

otm - they really bombard you with those - tho i've voted top taste szechuan on roman road since about 2013 and they've always got the job done.

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:23 (eight years ago) link

Time for a change?

Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:25 (eight years ago) link

possibly, recently i was in my room listening to music and didn't hear the bell and the driver rang expressing concern for my safety - "you always answer the door quickly so i wondered if something was up"

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:27 (eight years ago) link

Christ the front pages this morning are abysmal. The Mail's in particular is farcical with the "Don't Vote Ed!11!!1!/In other news the NHS is fucked" double-hit.

stet, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:52 (eight years ago) link

i was saying on the other thread or maybe this one, that nobody has called to my door

Tory/LD marginal here and nobody has called, or at least not while I've been in. Labour haven't even sent any leaflets round.

There are as many posters up around me as I've seen in any previous election or maybe more, though; have seen quite a few for each of the 3 (formerly?) main parties, plus Greens, but no UKIP that I recall.

Some of the Tory and Lib Dem posters are comically huge, like a couple of places have Lib Dem diamonds several feet across, just on a suburban fence or the side of their house or w/e. Also the Lib Dem ones say "winning here" which is slightly questionable since they didn't win in 2010 and they're not ahead in the most recent local poll I saw either.

I'm not really sure who'll win scrape into govt locally or nationally (not even sure who I'll vote for), but I am beginning to brace myself for either another 5 years of horrible Tory-led coalitions or 5 years of Labour ever more desperately pretending to be the Tories and having any non-horrible policies defeated (if they think of any), all to daily shrieking front pages about nanny state reds under the bed end of proud tradition of British democracy whatever. What fun we'll have.

undergraduate dance (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 10:23 (eight years ago) link

i was promised a "short-lived" era, wtf

stet, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link

Given this overlong era is drawing to a close (in one way or another) I'm going to lock this one and keep the conversation going on the other thread:

2015 UK General Election campaign & aftermath discussion thread.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:03 (eight years ago) link


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