http://www.nwnature.net/birds/images/nw_mallards.jpg
*****
mallards are v v chill
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.seawaysdiveschool.co.uk/resources/Basking+Shark.JPG
***
these are chill, i guess, but for all their inoffensiveness they perhaps lack a little charm
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link
as a longtime resident of mn, i have seen mallards. i have also posited the question, on seeing mallards "wait how do ducks fuck?" at which point as if to help me out, they did.
might wanna move them down the index is all i am saying
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://pic.wenwen.soso.com/p/20091221/20091221150246-1921196181.jpg
****
coelecanths are an example of a very excellent animal that is not really amenable to the chillness paradigm
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
HORSESHOE CRABS
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link
you know who's not chill is those fucking swans
― rent, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
mallards fuck by gang rape, not v chill imo
― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DIeft.jpg
supremely chill, thanks to their song, their GIS results are really unchill but they did not choose their own taxonomy
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.thedudemag.com/wp-content/gallery/weird-animals/axolotl.jpg
best coasty-style stoner chill? u give the star rating.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Top 5 sleepiest animals
http://www.jennifermarohasy.com/blog/archives/koala%20gunnedah%20compressed.JPG
― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
merdes idk what that is but
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.geometer.org/Brazil2006/images/Rhea.jpg
*////
This rhea is mad just knowing you exist. Extremely unchill.
― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.tapir.org/two_tapirs.jpg
**
they're not that interesting
http://www.islandtimethairestaurant.com/panama_08_303.jpg
well obviously
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Tapirs are totally fascinating...I am baffled by nahk's assertion.
― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
http://na.oceana.org/sites/default/files/imagecache/320x_explore_photo/explore/creatures/ocean320comsea_003_rep.jpg
****/
Common sea squirt...uncommonly chill.
― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=715pE23NIm8
― nope (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/25/Sarlacc-BTM-DB.jpg
0 of 5 stars for the sarlaac
― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://kevishere.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/harlow.jpg
baby rhesus monkey – **terrycloth monkey substitute – **** she looks like she's had a few valium
― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.polatkaya.net/flamingo3.jpg
"we eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning" - flamingos
― nope (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry that was supposed to be:
http://i.ehow.com/images/a05/g1/4j/do-pigs-cows-tapeworms_-800X800.jpg
pigs aren't bad ppl, but they are not ordinarily chill, even though that particular one is maybe ****
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link
turtles are nice little chaps
― buzza, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
damn if pigs are ** then I lower my 3 stars for flamingos to 1 star
― nope (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/leaftailedgekko.jpg
this kind of unreflective obnoxiousness is a bit mainstream bro for my liking.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
can't image search atm but dugongs are pretty chill ****?
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/wp-content/uploads/siberian-tiger0016-004.jpg
the siberian tiger is nonpareil, but it isn't chill so much as ~cold~
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link
an ATM is not an animal, VegemiteGrrl.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/r2rl78.jpg
**½
an enigma: they murder baby porpoises and celebrate afterwards by blowing bubble rings. unchill humans like to ride on their backs, but that's not really their fault.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost neither is a smartass :)
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
:p
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.pachicosecotours.com/images/WhaleWatch3-08025.jpg
gray whales are so chill that barnacles grow on them, but can be petty aggro about breaching sometimes
― I DIED, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
dolphins are not chill
the bigger cetaceans would qualify though
― it's not in the Wu-Tang Manual (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/15pfhiv.jpg
along with whale sharks, basking sharks are the lumbering sweethearts of the selachii underground
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5HG87.jpg
real chill
― who is john nult? (dayo), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/of0w7o.jpg
0 stars for these quivering ratlike sweaterclad motherfuckers
***½ for dogs in general
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sJOJlVzBuB4/SkzO2mcM4MI/AAAAAAAAAHo/2j2Mcgp2mL4/s400/mandrill.jpg
*
they're not chill
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link
this is classic chill:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/14/article-1094657-02CC657D000005DC-117_634x409.jpg
― Cosmo Vitelli, Saturday, 26 March 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.onthevergeofdatingwhitegirls.com/images/whitedread_1.jpg
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 26 March 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.aerogarden.org.uk/forum/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/aerogarden-tortoise.jpg
Delightfully chill but I'm knocking off half a star cos I'm not sure they have any choice ****1/2
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.reptileknowledge.com/images/inland-taipan-snake.jpg
And yet other members of the reptile family are chippy little bastards
no stars
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.ecotours.com/images/dest_md4.jpg
kinda reminds me of venerated classic ilxor 'mark s' for some reason
― Romford Spring (DG), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://scienceblogs.com/afarensis/Lcatta_sunning.jpg
**1/2
yeah you would think 'sunbathing lemurs, 5 stars no question' but they are projecting a kind of 'cosmic intelligences unconcerned with your puny struggles of life and death' vibe which is kinda orthogonal to the chill scale imo.
― ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.roflzoo.com/pics/042010/screaming-rabbit.jpg
chillax, screaming rabbit.
― ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.abdn.ac.uk/~nhi708/classify/animalia/chordata/mammalia/chiroptera/bat.jpgwho is chiller — u decide
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
did you search for "least chill animal picture imaginable"?
― ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
aerial_bombardment.jpg
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel like the centipede looks pretty chill tho considering circumstances
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
and the bat is just kinda shruggin' his shoulders at the camera like "heh ok, u caught me, pretty embarrassing"
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/20pdi04.jpg
This Anomodont dude looks pretty chill, we could hang out and listen to Bo Hansson-
http://i51.tinypic.com/2cz3vqu.jpg
Nevermind.
― GLOWER METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1198/527105816_3544d54bf0.jpg
przhalsky's horse, wandering the great steppes of chill
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link
omg that horse was my favorite as a little kid <3
― VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link
(psst it's przewalski's horse btw)
― VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
The giant Sonoran centipede, the victim in that bat's mouth, could only be chill if it was already dead. They are some of the least chill arthropods Satan ever conceived!
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Also: I would love to listen to Bo Hansson with an Anomodont, even if it ate me in that barren & slightly psychedelic landscape. I cannot imagine what kind of music you would listen to with a giant Sonoran centipede. Diamanda Galas? The recording of that Hell pit?
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.birdforum.net/opus/images/thumb/a/ab/Western_Capercaillie.jpg/550px-Western_Capercaillie.jpg
capercailies p much live in the woods and moors and do their own thing
they are chill ppl
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://jackiesguineapiggies.com/piggycare/peachysleeping.jpg
Surprisingly, guinea pigs can chillax, but even when they are taking lil naps, they still have their eyes open in a manic fashion.
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/main6/1fc8784a.jpg
Sphynx cat = so chill it doesn't mind nursing alien larvae.
― Esteban Buttezface (Leee), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Furthermore, it's quite happy to let itself hang all the way out:
http://www.wazaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ugliest_cat_ever1.jpg
― Esteban Buttezface (Leee), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
also, puffins
― plax (ico), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/2wf4z10.jpg
It goes without saying.
― light...sweet...crude (Sanpaku), Sunday, 27 March 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.las-cruces.org/public-services/museums/MNH/nature_center/13texasspinysoftshell_532.jpg
Texas spiny softshell turtle – ???
If you figure it out, let me know, because I am kind of scared of mine.
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Sunday, 27 March 2011 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link
flamingos are the yacht rock of fauna. just hangin out at the marina, munchin on a shrimp cocktail.
― sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Sunday, 27 March 2011 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link
parrots = unchill, not least because of jimmy buffett association
― sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Sunday, 27 March 2011 08:38 (thirteen years ago) link
also peacocks are part of the "seduction community" hence ZERO STARS for all time
― sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Sunday, 27 March 2011 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.scientificamerican.com/media/inline/blog/Image/Spanish_ibex.jpg
i dunno, they seem like they probably worry a lot. not all that chill. not unchill.
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://blog.hipertechsolutions.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/red+panda.jpg
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Monday, 28 March 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://missexpatria.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/albatross-l-stare.jpg
― ogmor, Monday, 28 March 2011 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link
&
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 March 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.coolantarctica.com/gallery/penguins/11_lg.jpg
― ogmor, Monday, 28 March 2011 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/ju8l7l.jpg
They float all day and sometimes while holding hands.
Pretty chill.
****1/2 ?
― ENBB, Monday, 28 March 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Those dudes are furiously relaxing.
― GLOWER METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 28 March 2011 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link
chillaxed as hell
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 28 March 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://barbeerians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cool-dog.jpgmeme to thread
― kelpolaris, Monday, 28 March 2011 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link
cool dog chillin in backyard
― sweet joni from saskatooooon (get bent), Monday, 28 March 2011 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link
omg omg who is this intense bird? Why was I never in this life an ornithologist???
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Monday, 28 March 2011 05:21 (thirteen years ago) link
also ENBB ot(ter)m!If I could be reincarnated I would slough this human form for the forceful powerlove of the otter (sea or river) or puffin physical form@@!
― as you can see, they smell terrific (Abbbottt), Monday, 28 March 2011 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Abbotter! :)
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 28 March 2011 05:30 (thirteen years ago) link
want to defend the chillness of pigs - if you ever meet a pig who's been able to live on into maturity they are remarkably awesome and chill, ****, though they lose a star for screaming when they eat
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 28 March 2011 09:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Abs I'd almost forgotten how cute otters are until I GISd them last night. They're like aquatic teddy bears with the cutest faces. I almost died.
― ENBB, Monday, 28 March 2011 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link
abbott that is an albatross of some sort. looks like a heartbreaker to me.
― ogmor, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link
chillbatross
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.campsiecottages.co.uk/images/alpacas_at_ballochruin.jpg
alpacas are chill and friendly ppl whose lack of intellectual rigour ought not to be held against them
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
good choice
― ENBB, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://sciencetrio.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/taz-devil.jpg
*1/2
they are fierce and loud as hell, and are dying of face tumors. deal with it.
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Regenwurm1.jpg/597px-Regenwurm1.jpg
earth-friendly, sex-positive
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnwLX5m3G8
()no stars. Unpleasant neighbors.
― light...sweet...crude (Sanpaku), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
these photos of a mass migration of golden rays is def pretty chill:
http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man23444_thumb.jpg http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man423444.jpg
― Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
wow!
― VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Where the manatees at? I mean, does it get much more chill than these guys:
http://vacationinbelize.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/manatees1.jpg
― ENBB, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00231/ladybird_231833t.jpg
they are nice enough, but they make a surprising amount of noise repeatedly slamming against windowpanes which is suggestive of a certain lack of chillness and decorum
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Sunday, 10 April 2011 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link
http://blog.nola.com/animals/2007/09/medium_mattstick.jpg
giant walking stick: ***** totally goddam chill wtf
dude: ** not so much
― Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Sunday, 10 April 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dMbej.jpg
these ppl supposedly kill more africans than any other large mammals, though one suspects it's more through sheer tonnage and proprioceptive deficit than anything resembling malice aforethought
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link
yes!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.droomplekken.nl/uploads/thumbs/ischigualasto_talampaya/thumb_Andescondor%20in%20de%20lucht_800x600.jpg
condors are p chill
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link
idk that hippos have a proprioceptive deficit. A hippo can run like 30 miles (48 km) per hour on land. Also idk if you saw "Fantasia" but they also dance ballet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6dv-mP8X80
― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://pixdaus.com/pics/1236297013WeziRMi.jpg
how do capys rate on the chillfactor
― corey, Friday, 22 April 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.aspinallfoundation.org/upload/images/capy1_dr_1268649256.jpg
Oh come on - they're like the chillest of all creatures. Didn't put them here because I figured that was, you know, a given.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link
― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:02
that's something different, they may be able to summon uncommon power and ferocity but they don't appear capable of conventionally balletic grace or refinement, assumedly owing to neuroanatomical limitations rather than mere pique or laziness
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/253479025_304ad5f810.jpg
monkfish aren't particularly chill
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
are capys related to nutrias? I saw a critter like that in israel and was all wtf is that animal???? I concluded it was nutria, but maybe not?
― quincie, Friday, 22 April 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caviomorpha
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
european wild cat probably not very chill
http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/0102097343900.jpg
― corey, Friday, 22 April 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link
dunno about chillness, but those stingrays are pretty goddamn beautiful.
― bernard snowy, Friday, 22 April 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/436139-Triforce%20of%20Wisdom/139/60/salamander_display.jpg
salamanders v chill imo
― corey, Friday, 22 April 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Axolotls I am not sure about. If you stare at one long enough, you turn into one. Is that extremely chill, like some chill music making you turn into sand? Or is it extremely unchill?
― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.shunya.net/Pictures/Tanzania/Serengeti/RockHyrax3.jpg
Hyraxes: live on pee-stained rocks; not very chill
― corey, Friday, 22 April 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Axolotl_ganz.jpg
they are quite chill for amphibians
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link
nb are you sure about that abbott?
yes
― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Hyraxes are the antithesis of chill. Evil looking little motherfuckers.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
i like them but they operate at an altogether different metabolic level to chill fauna
they are N/A
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link
n/a isn't very chill imo
― corey, Friday, 22 April 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
ya, he is the rock hyrax of ilx
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 April 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cdn2.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/aardvark.jpg
fuck you guys!
― dell (del), Saturday, 23 April 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.jbaphoto.com.au/colour/JBAphoto020510D33.jpg
The quokka is a chill marsupial
― sonderborg, Saturday, 23 April 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link
that monkfish is giving me the heebie-jeebies
― burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Saturday, 23 April 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link
The Quokka (Setonix brachyurus), the only member of the genus Setonix, is a small macropod about the size of a domestic cat.[2]
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link
i'd never heard of them! that one has a strange colouring
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link
chill fukkin quokkas
http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jaguarundi1.jpg
jaguarundi, ***
chill now, but letting you know it might not be so chill later if you keep standing there
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
yeesh that cunt looks like a particular vicious juvenile delinquent
― Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
/particularly
lol
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
a beautiful delinquent though
http://pixdaus.com/pics/1215400564fVMgrfD.jpg
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.prguitarman.com/comics/poptart1red1.gif
p fucking chill
― eid orb (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 April 2011 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
the nose dot always bothers me
― corey, Friday, 29 April 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
http://content8.flixster.com/question/30/79/55/3079554_std.jpg
― corey, Friday, 29 April 2011 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Colibri-thalassinus-001-edit.jpg/800px-Colibri-thalassinus-001-edit.jpg
0 starsHover by rapidly flapping their wings 12–90 times per second: not remotely chill
― You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Friday, 29 April 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.australianfauna.com/afimg/boxjellyfish.jpgBox jellyfish: hard one to rate, in that it languidly just floats about the sea of Australian beaches, which is sort of the epitome of chill, but it also kills lots of people with its poisonous tentacles, which is less so
― You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Friday, 29 April 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.top-ten-glasgow-guide.com/images/dromedary-blockade.jpg
maybe a little overlooked these days, dromedaries are often castigated for their intemperate qualities....they are still borderline chill tho
― eid orb (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link
hummingbirds are transcendentally chill in the manner of late jmw turner or mid-period scelsi
― eid orb (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
chill thread imo
― markers, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/yellow/pic07western.jpg
Zero Stars
yellowjackets are dicks. they are not chill at all.
― Challops Never End (Pillbox), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.tribblogs.com/tribphoto/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/madagascar-fk3104-950x606.jpgthis fossa looks chill but fossas in general seem like mean, stressed out predator dickheads imo
― the tune is space, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/uploads/RTEmagicC_Sea_Cucumber_small.jpg.jpg
sea cucumbers are some very chill dudes (i don't think they have much of a choice)
― Challops Never End (Pillbox), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
that fossa looks both choleric AND slovenly oy vey
empathize, tho
― eid orb (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cdn.webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kakapo.jpg
i would call the kakapo docile, or perhaps downtrodden, rather than chill as such. but it's certainly not aggro
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Strigops habroptila
yes, that rating seems about right
― eid orb (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.whatjamiefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/four-toes-jerboa.jpg
like many rodents, the jerboa is too neurotic and highly strung to be chill
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man23444_thumb.jpg
Daydreaming about diving into the sea with these guys atm...
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
every time i see that photo i read it as a pic of fields taken from a plane
― eid orb (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.frombearcreek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Sleepy-Bear.jpg
Their proclivity for eviscerating campers often means people overlook the chillness of bears.
***1/2
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Plus hibernating is the big chill. Like calling in sick for a whole season.
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.novinite.com/media/inpictures/201105/photo_verybig_5762.jpg
coatis are nice ppl and p chill
― eid orb (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Woah are they trying to sneak into a ring-tailed lemur party or something?
― ledge, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
they are trying to be your friends
― eid orb (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
:)
― corey, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Hmm well I dunno if that kind of dissembling is the best way forward but ok I'll give them a chance.
― ledge, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
those dudes totally remind of the possums from Bone
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://foxhavenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bumblebee-and-lavender.jpg
bumblebees have a lot of dignity and they don't want to do any harm to anyone
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link
this is the thread i was looking for to post this in, not "fuck yeah baby animals!" but, fuck yeah! it's chill
http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1306201419/588/5047588.jpg
― so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
that is an albino kiwi right?
― are there any socks left that are not some kind of sub rosa markers (nakhchivan), Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5221/5672860254_e4eeabd5cf.jpg
they are graceful and well mannered but a bit weird
― are there any socks left that are not some kind of sub rosa markers (nakhchivan), Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lls6d3jmEH1qk5yn3o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1306635643&Signature=vt%2B0%2FSV0NZQcp8WfGF%2FF2%2F1j9Dg%3D
chill
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link
apparently kiwi is not albino, it is v rare white variant kiwi.
want to hug puppeh
― so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Saturday, 28 May 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
adorable puppies are adorable and wonderful, but rarely chill iirc
xp
― bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Saturday, 28 May 2011 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link
http://scienceblogs.com/corpuscallosum/images/green_toad.jpg
idk they are alright i guess, not overly excitable...siemlich chill
― http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
( ⌽‿⌽)
― corey, Thursday, 9 June 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.hdpicturesofanimals.com/hd-animals-pictures/turtle-2.jpg
nicle little chaps imo
― http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 June 2011 10:45 (twelve years ago) link
l
http://www.livingworldimages.com/IMG_5225.jpg
http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/mraz/rock-hyrax-05a26056.jpg
rock hyrax is one SRSLY unchill motherfucker.
― brie on crüt (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/poJQT.jpg
hedgehog: ***
― g++ (gbx), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
lol i had just searched this thread to see if hedgehogs were listed
they are ***** imo
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
I saw a couple tapirs at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle this weekend, and I can tell you that they definitely deserve a higher chill rating. They were super fluffy and still, with a high cuddle factor.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
Hedgehogs for five stars, seconded.
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
indisputible
http://www.dlisted.com/files/fathedgehogopenpost1.jpg
― ogmor, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
fleas tho
― SB OK (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link
lol soapy hh!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FPjtgamAqCg/SXMw0Cnsq5I/AAAAAAAAFQ4/4cZH7ccou0g/s400/nuthatch+3+2009.jpg
nuthatches are p chill
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link
oh, lets say
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
there's this one heron i see every time i go for a run that i swear has gone mad - i run on a path by a river, and for the past 4 weeks every time i've run past its territory it's been standing on the verges pacing back & forth staring up at the houses on the other side as if it's lost something. the ducks who also frequent that stretch sometimes look like they're mocking it. meanwhile the swans just stare at all these lesser creatures (including the humans) with undisguised disdain and disapproval
― lex pretend, Friday, 16 March 2012 07:59 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/images/2007/05/23/cassowary_350x470.jpg
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cassowaries are the least chill creatures in existence and all the better for it
― lex pretend, Friday, 16 March 2012 08:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/mexicos-water-monster-disappeared-22270445
this is sort of heartbreaking
― regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 January 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MmlBFUt.jpg
the spotted porcupinefish looks chill
― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link
The porcupinefish concentrates a poison, called tetrodotoxin, in certain parts of its body such as the liver, skin, gonads and the viscera. Tetrodotoxin is a powerful neurotoxin. This defensive system constitutes an additional device to dissuade the potential predators.[2]
― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:17 (ten years ago) link
http://www.celsias.co.nz/media/uploads/ORANG_UTAN_BABY_-md34P51716.jpg
Don't know how this thread got so far w/o an orang. Maybe in one of the many broken imgs, maybe they're just too obvious, but *****+ these guys are never not chill
― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwL7xUC6LqQand i know somebody posted alpacas above, but the pic is broken, and you have to see them in action. fuck llamas, imo
― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:45 (ten years ago) link
Orang utans are pretty much my favorite creatures in the world (aside from manatees and pugs and toddlers) but I wouldn't say they're chill exactly. They're to silly to be chill! Well, hmmmmm. Maybe adult orangs are pretty chill.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
Actually lil ones are too I mean
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1382333_673563092661397_853587478_n.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:55 (ten years ago) link
only time they're not chill is when they're rampaging through Paris with a straight razor
― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/vyacheslavmishchenko-4-934x.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 18 April 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link
omfg so chill
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 19 April 2014 01:53 (ten years ago) link
yeah that is zenith chill
― gbx, Saturday, 19 April 2014 02:55 (ten years ago) link
almost 200 posts and no mention of sloths? this thread has no cred.
― Aimless, Saturday, 19 April 2014 03:02 (ten years ago) link
do we have a new gold standard for faunal chillness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMQvCCBbRK4
― Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 9 November 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
WOW that is pretty damn chill
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 10 November 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link
can we get a consensus here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JDBdohRFc
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 1 June 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link
So, did it piss in the pool?
― Aimless, Monday, 1 June 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
I don't know how chill it is - it keeps circling in a paranoid manner.
― Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Monday, 1 June 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link
good lord, 0/*****
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I42fEZ23KzY
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link
Siberian tiger chill in the face of exhortations to move out of the road, bad techno.
https://youtu.be/8Ca728OmdBM?t=1m35s
― who epitomises beta better than (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uxi3ijv.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
^a cool 10
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRA1VS-XkAA9IUN.jpg
― ogmor, Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link
^a cool....idk actually. adult maybe 4, kid hasn't learnt The Way yet
― Cardi Acs (imago), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link