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When in the cinema (movieLAD) it goes quite during the trailers the silence is broken by one mates announcing loudly "Stop touching me I'm not gay!" Queue the whole cinema irrupting. LAD

One of my uniLADS was at the bar ordering a round of about 8 beers (snakey bLADS) as he turned round he bumped into some bird who split some of her own drink before the LAD could say sorry he was covered in her beverage (must have been on the blob) whithout a moments hesitation my uniLAD picks up the 8 pints one by one and throws them all over the bird revengeisadishbestservedwetLAD

Sat on train to Birmingham approaching Wigan and train driver shouts 'THIS IS WIGAN!' in the style of 'This is Sparta' on the microphone! Train banter LAD

this post is dedicated to the hilarious wifi network names found in student-heavy areas like fallowfield, manchester. women aren't funny so it must be the LADs

Finally found the perfect gift for my girlfriend, a cheryl cole mask. The tricky bit will getting her to wear it while we are doing our thing! cruisingforabruisingLAD

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christ

When filling up my car, stopped the petrol counter dead on the zeros first time. ReactionsLAD

Just had a wank to celebrate the Ashes victory, patrioticLAD!

imnotqueersometimesijustgettheseurgesLAD

Out playing a spot of golf earlier lad and heard a rustle in the bushes. Went over to find my good friend Russel shoving a golf stick up a 9/10. Outdoors,impressive and comicalLAD

shouldhavemadeajokeabouthisnameLAD

mate was cracking onto tourist chick in london and he knew it was on but she wanted to see big ben before they go back to his house. big ben was very far away from his house so he took her to the nearest clocktower took a couple of pics and went back to his for some good loving !!! quick thinkingLAD

ahyesofcoursethenearestclocktowerLAD

I once got with an American girl. Things were going swimmingly until she told me she had been raped. I was already at her house by this time and didn't want to leave. I told her 'sometimes you have to confront your fear by confronting the thing that causes the fear'. I left the next morning. LAD

fucks sake, i thought i'd clicked on the 'whats happening to our board' until the last word of that.

BWAHAHAHA!

srs O_o moment

holy hell thought that was puckish satire from nakh, but no. (Poll currently Good Lad 1075 / Shit lad 247).

Me and the lads went out to a meat market pub in Stoke last Friday. They were if-ing and are-ing over which birds they fancied as they wanted 8/10+. I chatted to a very fat but pretty girl and was bollocks deep in her at her house a mile away by 10:45pm. Back at the pub by midnight to see the other lads still deciding and to drink till 2:00am. PrioritiesrightLAD.

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:57 (6 minutes ago)

Today, sitting in a Geography lecutre, my lecturer sticks a quote on the screen from Noel Gallagher. The quote was my only lecutre note I took in Geography today. NoelGallaLAD

― Mark G, Friday, 7 January 2011 15:09 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

lols

whoa!

my apologies ; )

Having a few bev's at a mates house and his recently divorced mum arrives home (6/10 to be fair to her) and goes up to bed.he jokingly suggests i should nail her seeing as shes now single. an hour or two later he clocks off, she comes downstairs to get her phone, i jokingly tell her what he said, she duely agrees. looking for forward to the look on his face when i tell him i fucked his mum. doewhathestoldLAD

― conner Smedley, Friday, 31 January 2003 01:35 (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I tried to hip ILX to this thing like a year ago btw and no-one bit :(

slightlyaheadofthecurveLAD

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Studying PE teaching at uni and was on teaching placement at a local school. Walked into the gym at lunchtime to find some young LADS trying to chip a basketball into the hoop. Without hesitation stroll up and say 'if your gonna do it, do it right'. Instant legend student teacher. Passed Placement with merit LAD

omg PE teachers

I was celebrating my 16th birthday by having a bbq at my house. Invited all the lads and some girls as well. The girls all went home at 11 and thats when me and the remaining lads went absolutely crazy! I live in a small, quiet village and that night we absolutely tore it up! Through the course of the night we did the following... Threw bins onto the primary school roof... Pissed off the top of bridges... Threw rocks at a truck driver coming round the roundabout causing him to pull over and us to run away... Grand National a whole street of cars, my mate putting his foot through the sunroof... Emptied a tub of coleslaw onto the top of a neighbours car... Stole potted plants from neighbours front gardens and placed them in the road... Covered the house of a girl from school with cheese and chive dip... Went into our secondary school, took a shit on the playground... Looked through peoples windows whilst they were watching telly... Used my high visibility jacket to steal farmers sign saying, "beware, bull beef" for my bedroom door... Drank a lot of beer... Passed around a lot of banter... All in all, it was the best way i could celebrate my 16th birthday, with the lads, ripping the shit into my tiny village! KnowshowtopartyinstyleLAD

Just threw a snowball at a disabled old woman and made her fall. AccurateLAD

the faq says they actually screen for offensive comments, which means no entries for racial epithets but plenty of stuff like that ^^ and abt rape etc

letting your mate bum you so he can lose his virginity before the age of 30. LAD

Had to give into my long-term urges today (tryingsomethingnewLAD) ... so i decided to plunge to fingers into my anus, as the pleasure became too much i decided to sit dowm, but unfortunately i did it too quick (overeagerLAD) ... causing me to break my two fingers ... and now to top it all off my keyboard is covered in some brown substance ... SHOULD HAVEWASHED HIS HANDS LAD

I got my new fake ID today. Though it says I'm only 17. I'm 34. Under 18 discos; here I come, SneakyLAD

After returning home to the parents house over xmas smashed after a bangless night out I was casually having a wank in bed... as you do. I heard a smash downstairs, couldnt do anything about it with a stonk on... woke up the next morning, walked downstairs to my mum crying.... turned out we got burgled and they'd taken everything whilst i was upstairs having a wank. PrioritiesLAD

something rly unnerving about the random interjections of 'LAD'

like an adult daycare for ex-military tourettes sufferers in bedfordshire

do they five themselves their own sing-off or does a mod do that? cluelessLAD

*give* pissedLAD

proper fit 9/10 girl passed out on couch at student house party, slapped her a couple of times but failed to wake her, figured i'd give her one as she was out for the count... 2 months later she's pregnant and her fella thinks he's the dad and doesn't understand why using condoms didn't work! opportunisticLAD

please let that be a parody

no, but it's probably bullshit.

A mate of mine who works in sports science gave me a load of exploding candy the other day, Bring on halloween LAD.

was it whey protein popping candy?

do u reckon these are proper SSB's or not ~intense~ enough?

During Freshers week at uni one of my flat mates was lagging after the first 2 days drinking (Tired LAD) To perk himself up he decides to take some of the relentless energy pills. Despite a clear warning to take one every 6 hours on the pot. He makes the executive decision to munch all 24 in the pack and wash it down with some sketchy red bull from Thailand.... He didn't sleep for 5 days straight and lost a stone from constant sweating and shaking. After taking him to hospital more than half a week later (Concerned LAD) the doctor informs me that he had a resting heart rate of 189 bpm and "is a hero that he's still alive" RELENTLESS LAD

During my short-lived DiS posting stint a few months ago there was a thread on this. Maybe like 1 or 2 of them were funny, the rest made me want everyone who's ever been in a Carling commercial or the audience for a James Corden show doused in sewage

and before you were so chill with those ppl ;_;

I am chill with everyone, those ppl maybe deserved nothing more than permanent halitosis before truelad.com came along

Out with the boys for a big night seeing as everyone is back from uni. Making some shapes on the dance floor and a Justin Bieber song comes on. This causes me and the LADs to stop dancing and standing still for the entire song shouting shitLAD to the guys still dancing. Next song is Sex on Fire-Kings of Leon and we all go mad. NotDancingToShitMusicLAD

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googleimagesearchLAD

Two of my mates are avid Charlton supporters (shitLADS) - but credit where credit\'s due for a few weeks ago... one of them was smashing some bird at his mates while there was a party on. The other lad waits until they are well underway and storms in, scarf in hand, and gets into bed with them singing Charlton songs. Instead of telling him to fuck off the lad on top of the girl along highfives his mate and starts singing along while he\'s still seeing to this girl who isn\'t best pleased. \"VALLEY FLOYD ROAD\" LADS

During Freshers week at uni one of my flat mates was lagging after the first 2 days drinking (Tired LAD) To perk himself up he decides to take some of the relentless energy pills. Despite a clear warning to take one every 6 hours on the pot. He makes the executive decision to munch all 24 in the pack and wash it down with some sketchy red bull from Thailand.... He didn't sleep for 5 days straight and lost a stone from constant sweating and shaking. After taking him to hospital more than half a week later (Concerned LAD) the doctor informs me that he had a resting heart rate of 189 bpm and "is a hero that he's still alive" RELENTLESS LAD

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, January 8, 2011 1:43 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahahaha. my mates brother is a bit of an ssb and had to be taken to the a&e after taking too much ephedrine and training like crazy trying to get "cut".

yeah alternative punishment: being made to listen to Bieberslow repeatedly until they crack and embrace the cosmos

wtf nakhchivan

you made that up. denialLAD

He led Islamic opposition to the Franks and other European Crusaders in the Levant. At the height of his power, he ruled over Egypt, Syria, Mesopotamia, Hejaz, and Yemen. He led the Muslims against the Crusaders and eventually recaptured Palestine from the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem after his victory in the Battle of Hattin. SaLADin.

ha this is someone from 'libya' and it has the most negative rating i've seen

yeah basically the best ones tend to have massive negative ratings

Whilst doing our usual drunken dancing on the dance floor I see my drunkandhornyLAD chatting up some 2/10 with dirty dreadlocks and try to get him away. Having no success I arrange the rest of the LADS behind me and we start to air Lasso him from her. A group of randomLADS on the dance floor pick up what we are doing and join in. DrunkandhornyLAD turns round and walks out the bar in a outrage whilst we cheer. Thanked-me-in-the-morning-LAD

http://truelad.com/donlad.php?starting=26650

lowest rated posts

have spent 12 hours on ephedrine browsing this site continuously and can confirm that's actually the only vaguely funny/meta/interesting comment out of all 25k xxp

personally I think WS should start to consistently employ a numerical rating system, maybe WDYLL too, would liven things up no end

oh nakh :( we're here 4u

Right then. A little while back some of the lads and I were on the lash at our local spoons. Needless to say the pints were flowing and a few hours in one of the lads gets a little over zealous and decides to unzip his lower torso covers and produce his member. Before anyone can take in the enormity of what's going on he legs it over to this harmless looking Chinese couple enjoying a quiet meal. Our mate bellows out 'how do you like my noodle?' and starts to wave it in the mans face. Cue the little man catching the lads cock in his hand like a fly and pulling directly downward. The woman then throws a plate of potato skins at our mates head breaking the plate in the process. We're all kicked out and our mate is arrested and locked up in a cell overnight. He's then tried to give a sleeping cell mate a handjob overnight in the lock up. A LAD bit too far.

At first I wasn't happy about David Cameron being our new overlord, but it turns out he's actually a LAD, flying the england flag at number 10 what a legend. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10274536.stm Prime Minister LAD

unutterable squalor

there's lots of scatological/generally gross ones that i think are kinda meta:

As a typical LAD i like a cheeky dick sick before i go to bed. But after ive finished i cant be arsed to get up and wash off the remains from the top of my hand. Disgusting i know... Whats even worse when i wake up in the morning i instinctively rub my eyes! Was wondering why there were itchy recently... Might have to invest in some wet wipes! Disgusting,lazy and irritated eyeballs LAD

put my balls in a vice in the school tech dept today, just for the sexual thrill. some shitLAD sneaks up and takes a glue gun to my pecker while my bollocks are still in the vice. scarredLAD

unzip his lower torso covers

what, his cummerbund?

wish i didn't inexplicably find this such compelling reading, it's not even bringing the lols to complement the revulsion i'm feeling.

We will briefly discuss robust M- estimators in regression. sum(j=1,...,N) = rho ( y - sum(xtheta) ) is minimum over theta where rho(u) is some convex function. We can take, for instance: rho(u) = |u|^p If p = 2 then M-estimators are LSE. If p = 1 then M-estimators are LAD (least absolute deviation estimators)

Just nearly got in a scrap because i told a bloke(ShitLad) that he was a fucking disgrace for burning St Georges flag due to england losing. I then proceeded to be subjected to gladd bottles being thrown at me from his balcony whilst i called him a cunt. My grandad fought and bled to preserve the right for that flag to stand proud and defiant. EnglishPrideLad

Couple of months back my mate got fucked over by his missus (solid 8/10 cunt). She rinsed him and set fire to his clothes after he got smashed and told her she's got nothing on her sister (LAD). After that she went out and fucked some mug he absolute hates. 4 weeks down the line I'm out on the smash fucked off my face in the Union when she comes up to me. Clearly wants my helmet, trying to fuck over my mate some more. Went back to hers (house of 6 girls) and smashed the granny out of her. She takes my phone and films it, dirty bitch. Later on I wake up at 5am and sneak out of her room. Go down to the kichen, grab a frying pan and take a massive beer-shit in the pan. Stuck it on the hob, turned it on and left. Before leaving, wrote 'Don't fuck with my mate' on the fridge in magnets. Girls didn't wake up for hours, not getting that smell out in a hurry. Revenge is stinky. LAD

basically sites like this reaffirm my belief that there's an indefinable something in favor of the class system

well, you could say that this kinda nonsense panders to the notion of a class system, one with shifted parameters

I saw this thread and was like, "Hmm what is truelad"...I think I made it 4 posts into the site. Oh curiosity...

O_o

quite frankly I am a-ok with a class system as long as I'm in the top class

^^^lad

when will fax technology handle punches, is what I would like to know

someone shd hazx0r that side, do find&replace "lad" -> "shithead"

just a simple 'lady' hack would be nice, imo. But 'shithead' works for me

basically sites like this reaffirm my belief that there's an indefinable something in favor of the class system

― Indolence Mission (DJP), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:27 (6 minutes ago)

since most of TL's contributors seem to be amoral congenital retards, i'm not sure how those people wouldn't form a sort of lumpen class in any society which employs a division of labour, however egalitarian

this sort of shit does owe something to the sort of lusty compensations the english class system afforded the lower orders, who could at least feel somewhat 'free' compared to the rigid pieties of the middle class and higher, tho it's a bit of a fiction because in the right circumstances the upper class / umc can partake in much the same sort of bawdy chicanery

lad examples cited here lead me to believe that an Australian 'bloke' site can't be far off, or surely already exists.

Currently pulling an all-nighter in the cambridge university chemical engineering faculty. beer in hand, tits on google image search. LAD

thought the whole phenomena of "laddism" was middle class guys apeing the perceived behaviour of working class ppl anyway. i always imagine the typical lad to be a white collar office worker who likes to go on "the rampage" at the weekend.

ha this is my personal failing, because I can't imagine any class system that contains me and these people where I wouldn't be able to outmaneuver/outperform these bozos with my eyes closed

basically my fallacy is that I tend to boil every social system down to a meritocracy, which never actually happens

hmmmn well if it was feudalism and you were a serf and this

after a messy night out in tunbridge wells, i managed to find myself on the bonnet of my best mate's car leisurely strolling at 15 mph. i shouted 'no hand's at which point my mate decided to break, resulting in me get thrown of the car and what seemed like minor injuries at first, resulted in a broken ankle, a perferated eardrum and a fractured skull and a loss of taste and smell. LAD.

was your lord, you'd still be kind of fucked, unless you could hatch a cunning plan

both nakh and max are kinda otm - this isn't about an established lower/middle class system, and it certainly isn't about an underclass gone mad (dan, your posts itt have been quite elitist!) - it's about the emergence of a new clan: the entitled manchild (watches Dave TV, thinks Jeremy Clarkson is a legernd etc) - and this abnegation of responsibility and embrace of the moronic is ~everywhere~

I mean sure it's nice to switch off and engage with the primal now and then but when engaging with the primal becomes riding roughshod over the idea that other people might have feelings then you're in need of something damascene to the balls

lj u need to get into marketing

srsly

tbh, i think there have always been bros like this. they just didn't have magazines and websites dedicated to them.

right

you've mentioned the one thing in life I've actively sworn to never do, and things in life include eating cazu marzu

and yes they've always existed sure. thing is, now they have ready-made systems of comradeship and labelling available - there's a mediated lad culture which is taken seriously way more than it should be - it's notable for the fact that people aren't taught to make peace with their insecurities and so live them out, horrendously

yeah, i enjoy fit girls and beer and low-brow humour now and again, but the idea of it being a "lifestyle" is pretty depressing.

lj you are the only person itt taking the 'mediated lad culture' particularly seriously! comradeship and labelling among these people surely preceded their discovery by marketeers

i'm not sure how much this site owes to 'dave' et al, though it does have a sort of ex poly, hard-fi, lower middle class office worker on the tiles feel to it

idk I just get the feeling that this stuff is more prevalent than it was a few years ago, maybe I'm horribly wrong

this isn't to damn the people, just to damn the mindstate they enter when aggregated in laddish bundles - I have been known to act quite laddish (in my student days) - 'how one behaves around other men' seems to be having a bit of an identity crisis atm

the answer, of course, is to hang out with women more imo (as friends obv)

funny how a lot of these posts are written by guys whos life experiences inspired jokes i heard 15 years ago at school.

srsly damn these fucking ppl they are cunts

well only about 5% of them actually happened

but one must aspire, acceptance is a good look

idk I just get the feeling that this stuff is more prevalent than it was a few years ago, maybe I'm horribly wrong

― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 03:05 (4 minutes ago)

there seems to be a greater coherence on signifiers between upper and lower middle class LAD popuations, cf 'dave', 'boris u legernd', kings of leon etc

some of the site is actual provincial lumpen culture that has really nothing to do with that shit

(dan, your posts itt have been quite elitist!)

no wai, I had no idea

cool idea for a username, btw lj

it's been done a few times before tbh

oic

lad examples cited here lead me to believe that an Australian 'bloke' site can't be far off, or surely already exists.

Ha, indeed. If the young lad I met the other week at a gig of S-'s was any indication I'd not doubt it one bit. He spent the whole evening trying to impress me with tales of, among other things, smashing shopping trolleys into parked cars as a form of "pinball", and simeltaneously vomiting/smoking on a tram.

Then informed me my dress would look better on his bedroom floor. Oh, you charming man.

And you let a catch like that get away? u_u

I know rite, I mean he was like 23 and everything o_0

The funniest bit tho was when him and his (normal, the poor bastard) mate told me and N there was no way we knew the whole "whalers on the moon" song.

We proceeded to sing the whole thing, in harmony. They just went D:

YESSS!!!! :)

Hahah :D NO ONE challenges ver Nick'n'Trayce when it comes to Futurama dammit.

Couple of months back my mate got fucked over by his missus (solid 8/10 cunt). She rinsed him and set fire to his clothes after he got smashed and told her she's got nothing on her sister (LAD). After that she went out and fucked some mug he absolute hates. 4 weeks down the line I'm out on the smash fucked off my face in the Union when she comes up to me. Clearly wants my helmet, trying to fuck over my mate some more. Went back to hers (house of 6 girls) and smashed the granny out of her. She takes my phone and films it, dirty bitch. Later on I wake up at 5am and sneak out of her room. Go down to the kichen, grab a frying pan and take a massive beer-shit in the pan. Stuck it on the hob, turned it on and left. Before leaving, wrote 'Don't fuck with my mate' on the fridge in magnets. Girls didn't wake up for hours, not getting that smell out in a hurry. Revenge is stinky. LAD

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Friday, January 7, 2011 8:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Do people actually talk like this? It has a ton of really awesome phrases:
- my mate got fucked over by his missus (solid 8/10 cunt)
- She rinsed him
- she went out and fucked some mug he absolute hates. ("mug" and "absolute" which might be a typo, but it's great the way it is)
- I'm out on the smash fucked off my face (this one is a two-fer)
- Clearly wants my helmet
- Went back to hers...and smashed the granny out of her. (both phrases, but wow "SMASHED THE GRANNY OUT OF HER??!" that is amazing)

"Revenge is stinky." is a wonderful bonus.

Sounds not unlike drunk bogan-speak from my hometown.

sounds like chris from the u.k. o.g. the office

chris "finchy" finch

"smashed the granny" is a Chris Morris-ism fwiw

also this has been covered but yeah, to the extent that the ppl posting on TL and having (or 'having') these experiences might share a class background, I wouldn't expect it to be a working class one at all

A meaner bastard than me wd've edited some classic LJ posts into LAD style by now.

Me and a bunch of uni mates had to get our photos taken (Dresseduplikefuckingpenguins LADS) so by the time it was over we were well up for going on the smash. Before long we were pissed as cunts and one the LADS thought it'd be funny to chuck a plant pot through a window of some shit restaurant or other. The coppers came and we ran like fuck, some of us got away through hedges but most of us got collared (Outofshapecoswe'realwaysonthebeers LADS)and thrown in the cells overnight. Needless to say we paid for the damages in cash and went straight out on the lash again! LAD

rozzers surely

Sam Allardyce - \"I could manage Real Madrid or Inter Milan and win the double or the league every time.\" RouteOneBanterLAD

Tony Pulis taking his wife along to the goals on sunday studio on their wedding anniversary. GettinghisprioritiesrightLAD

One night in the night club I got so drunk I wet myself and remained stood at the bar so know one could see the patch. I confided in a mate who proceeded to tell a couple of 7/10's at which point I just poured a pint over my head and they proceeded to say that I hadn't as they saw me pour a lager over my head. Quickthinkingdamppamts lad

Do things like this really happen? Why so smug about it? (shelteredmiddleclassupbringingLAD) Obviously the endless stream of "I was pissed and I met a solid 9/10 bird and she gave me a blowjob in her boyfriend's car" just sounds like Jay from the Inbetweeners telling made-up stories; it's the interbro pranking that is semi-believable.

the lasses are just adjuncts to the BANTER

I finally understand how a book like A Clockwork Orange gets written

^^^prefer this comment to DJP's tbh

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Did a few lines of ephedrine and a bottle of absinthe with the LADS then got a coupla whores from up the hill, found a 6/10 mardy cow, vraiment belle LAD cos she were fit but not all that know what i mean LOL then did a sweet load of fuck all over her, fuckin A. Saw the girls douche it up in the Seine for a bit, told one of them she was LA'Damnée de la terre then had some banter with the LADS when she got all LADchrymose.

LolAD

bravo

Do people actually talk like this?

yep

my brother has spent so much time ironically behaving like a LAD he has actually turned into a LAD

the other day i invited him to a party and he texted me: "what's the gash like?"

....LAD?

http://i.imgur.com/8NjjE.jpg

irl lol

Cain and AbeLAD

could only have been improved by shopping an H onto the end of the title

the other day i invited him to a party and he texted me: "what's the gash like?"

"I don't know, but I think you've just earned one. Do you want me to use a knife or an axe?"

mate i know at work has been going out with a girl for 6 months hasn't done the dirty with her as she's a virgin. finally she relents and says she'll sleep with him on NYE. she puts on Michael buble during foreplay and he can't stand it, cuts it off, puts on "smack my bitch up" by prodigy and rags her all night, prodigyLAD

thingsthattotallyreallyactuallyhappenedLAD

my brother has spent so much time ironically behaving like a LAD he has actually turned into a LAD

This is unfortunately very common. cf. people who spend a lot of time being ironically racist, or people who spend a lot of time being ironically conservative, or even people who spend time ironically saying "How's it hanging?" Fast forward 20 years and they're still doing this stuff, they just don't know why anymore.

cf. "When the Irony is Gone": things you initially did tongue-in-cheek, but now you don't even know any more

Me and my sparring partner (TrainingLAD) at m.m.a (mixed martial artsLAD) and we where talking about having sex just before a fight. i said i will try out his theory banged the Mrs (solid 7/10) 20 minutes before training. got there had our sparring fight and sparked him out in thirty seconds. BangedTwoThingsInOneNightLAD

UnusuallyPragmaticAboutHisMissusBeingA7LAD

ikr

still, huge disappointment after that opening sentence, but then again if it's two brazilian jujitsu dudes mma looks a bit like that lol amirite

it does have a sort of ex poly, hard-fi, lower middle class office worker

this is me, fwiw. except for hardfi.

also fwiw, the guys i know like this aren't frustrated office workers, they're bonafide manual labourer ex jocks who earn more than 90% of the lower middle class

yeah a lot of this site is pretty obviously proper working class, but most of the standout posts itt are from ludicrous SSB types, so obv a bit more 'trainee estate agent from herts suburbs' kinda thing

I'm a gayLAD. i come on here and reas all the horny stories about straight guys with girls and about straight guys messing around with each other and store it all in the wankbank! ImaginativeLAD.

darragh otm -- guys I grew up with that fit that type of talk definitely fit the manual laborer ex jock type.

Not to get too deep on this but I think it shows itself best in an alpha-male environment, sports locker rooms, construction sites, places where a group of guys are asked to prove something physically, find a leader...and to qualify, not always necessarily working class. I saw it in my college dorm where our floor was 90% male, far from working class BUT a lot of jock guys who wanted to show that they ruled the roost,..it's like something that kicks in when the chemistry of the guys is 'just so'.

It won't be every group of guys you ever see, but it's something about the environment, the type of work or sport or personalities that helps that along. Maybe.

was down the disco getting frosty w/ some crusaders when i spotted this proper 9/10 dancing on her ownself. strode on over and mesmerized her with my stare and in less time than you can say moldavia i had this bit back at my castle where i proceeded to murder her and drink her blood. the next night i had her family impaled on stakes. vLAD dracul.

I once let my dog lick my bum hole LAD

lol

after an hour of stretching, i finally managed to suck my own willy!LAD

feel like we're heading towards accidentally sitting on lamps etc

Running late for a new year's night out, ten minutes till taxi arrived, three of us in desperate need of a shower. only one solution: threeinashowerLADS

Went in so deep i poked my unborn foetus. FoetusLAD

Just dick- nobbed somebody, i removed his door handle whilst he was asleep (drunkLAD) i knocked on his door, as he went for the "door handle" he grabbed my dick. He got a bit of a shock. Good trick to do. prankLAD

Used the old "caught in the zip" excuse to explain a broken banjo. Needless to say Id been out bumming 2 boys that I met in the gay bar the night before. Gay LAD

I am 26, a virgin, live with my parents, never kissed a girl, I have failed my driving test 7 times, I've got skids in most of my briefs, I screamed for hours when i got my foreskin stuck in my flies...ummm I do most of the ironing and washing, I enjoy gardening and classical music and despise any form of physical activity. And I am the creater www.songsofpraise/fanclub.co.uk...... But appart from all that im just one of LADs really. JustGotToGetToKnowMeLAD

Used the old "caught in the zip" excuse to explain a broken banjo. Needless to say Id been out bumming 2 boys that I met in the gay bar the night before. Gay LAD

Can someone help me understand this? What is a broken banjo?

Lady, ....

Well I'll be damned. I had never heard it called that before. In fact, I don't know if I ever knew it had a name. Also, it would appear that someone removed my banjo string.

But that just makes me wonder: does anal sex put the banjo string at risk?

assume hurt of dick

Gareth Gates famously snapped his banjo string while losing his virginity to Jordan.

is this... common? that guy says it like a swift gust of wind will pop it open, but i can't say i've ever been in a situation where it felt like i was going to sustain that kind of injury.

This gives "Dueling Banjos" a whole different meaning. (And it's even funnier if you think of the movie that it came from.)

Jesus fucking christ - I generally oppose circumcision, I have often wished I weren't, and I prefer my men whole, but I am so fucking glad I don't have a banjo string. This new knowledge has been making me woozy. a;sljkfAWJF;'kjf;dskj

For the first time ever, looking at pictures of normal penises has been making me feel squeamish. Please god, don't let this be permanent :(

Had to make the hardest decision of my life last night. Stay in and watch Glee, or go and watch Crawley Town vs Derby County. I recorded Glee and supported my local team. FootballingGleekLAD.

At Southampton Uni (fresherLAD), went out for a very messy night in town with the boys. Ended up pulling this slightly chubby 5/10 from the other 'Uni' Solent. One thing led to another and we were back at her halls. After doing the dirty she excused herself for what I can only assume was a post sex wipe down. Had a sudden realisation of where I was and what I was doing (notimeforcuddleswithmunterLAD). She was oblivious as I hastily grabbed my clothes and shoes and managed to swiftly bolt it out of her halls barefoot before I had even heard a flush. Managed to succesfully avoid the two mile walk of shame I would have faced the next day. getinandgetoutLAD.

ahh ffs we've all done that cmon

http://www.truelad.com/story.php?id=9602

http://www.truelad.com/story.php?id=134527

£400 is a pretty big markdown from 2000 grand tho

guess that's why he has been voted a shit lad

http://www.truelad.com/story.php?id=211494

Am liking:

to the russianLADs giving their mobile numbers on Twitter to offer free car transport to people going to/from Moscow Airport tonight due to taxi driver shitLADs hiking their fees due to the bombing. inthefaceofadversityLADs

Dunkirkspiritlads..

http://www.truelad.com/story.php?id=33961

idk

can't read it here..

Just checked to see if imanasshole.com is still available, but it belongs to an adult link feeder site. Pity.

.. feeding adults assholes since...

A website for a restaurant that only serves assholes!

Bowie's wife is actually pretty nice iirc

Do Brits know who/what Tucker Max is?

never seen anyone talk about it outside of ILX

it = the 'phenomenon' lol

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c0/I_hope_they_serve_beer_in_hell_poster.jpg/220px-I_hope_they_serve_beer_in_hell_poster.jpg

do not know this guy but putting the classic serial killer disfigured image on the poster seems p upfront & to the point

feel like my face and that haircut would be an awkward match :/

The snare drum beat in 'Starlight' by Muse spells 'tits' in morse code. LADS

http://truelad.com/images/banners/census.jpg

http://truelad.com/story.php?id=186418

http://truelad.com/story.php?id=4369

http://truelad.com/story.php?id=221759

can't wait till i do something that i feel makes me worthy of LAD status.

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http://black-and-right.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/tomlinson.jpg

He's in Chicago in some girl's dorm wrestling with her on the bed. She's giggling throughout so that part isn't that creepy. He cuts her arm with a razor blade and licks her blood. They laugh! So fun! They are out together and she looks very bored and uninterested. He pays her $200 ($250?) to fuck him which he says he records and suspects will come in handy at a later date for j/o material. At that point the cam cut to him either j/o of pretending to complete with sound effects and him making horrible sex faces. He askes the girl if the sex was at all good at any point. She deadpans, "Not really". Ha. Um . . . I think that was it. He says he ejoyed hanging out with her as the camera zooms in Jaws style on her ass while he reaches to grope it. Throughout all of this is is wearing black nail polish and he has a horrible dorky awful voice.

LAD

lol

went down to gretna about two months ago with the boys we were playing a charity football match against the remnants of gretna f.c that used to be in the spl basically ended up in a major sesh so was getting the bus back home and was finishing up the last of the booze got the horn savagely and was scanning the bus for talent only lass that was on the bus was this 19 stone bird so steams up the front and says u couldnt fucking handle me as soon as we got back home im straight back to hers jumps into bed and does a few pencil rolls wi her next thing the handcuffs come out and im strapped to the bed then she reaches into her drawer and pulls out a foot long dildo so i says to her i might be a kinky little mynx but there is no way that is going up my arse so she says fair enough and starts giving it large with the dildo im strapped to the bed so dont know what the fuck to do with myself eventually she finishes up with the dildo and jumps on top of us seen as im strapped to the bed tho all i can do is push my hips up with my legs after a couple of minutes get brutal cramp and start bouncing about and squealing like a fish out of water shes no for stopping tho and screams the house down til shes finished next thing i get released and get a shot on top got a brutal hardon for whatever reason so just concentrate in aiming anywhere towards the vagina area and thrusting as hard as i can knew i was just hitting fat most the time but felt fucking awesome finished up and then went for a raging afterparty at my pals. LAD

http://truelad.com/story.php?id=197823#disqus_thread

lj otm itt

sorta

That is where you need to be. You need to be in Tesco’s. This is where your groundwork starts! Now, the only drawback here is she’ll be with Daddy. But the only thing that needs to happen is for her to see your face, and more importantly she needs to remember it. So wear something rememberable. Wear your finest glad-rags if need be. Be sheik, be stylish, be the sixth member of ‘The Wanted’.

so many 'quotable notables' on this website

when i saw this bumped i was going to link to uniLAD. greatmindsthinkalikeLAD. also, christ.

You don’t have to be Steven Spielberg to produce a cracking video for the lads. Simply pre-set your computer to record before you head out and cover up any flashing lights with blue tac. A desk lamp appropriately pointed towards the bed will provide sufficient lighting for a film to be viewed the following evening. Whether you get lucky or stupidly drunk, the results will be entertaining. Popcorn is compulsory. Just make sure the video doesn’t end up on the internet or you will have an angry dad knocking your door down.

much like trueLAD at first it's all fun and lols, but then three minutes in you've absorbed enough to feel bad for the rest of the day.

unluckyLAD beat by angryDAD

UniLAD the latest target of twitter ire. In some ways I'm glad they're getting shit, in others... well, they're just puerile little fuckheads, I'm not sure if I can expend any energy on this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/31/unilad-magazine-forced-to-pull-surprise-rape-article-after-twitter-backlash_n_1244173.html

http://nomadicutopianism.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/unilad.jpg

thought I revived this thread a few weeks ago re uniLAD but it must've been another one

I tried to hip ILX to this thing like a year ago btw and no-one bit :(

― Scilk Mahouthy (DJ Mencap), Friday, January 7, 2011 4:35 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I really do pick the things to play firsties with huh

oh wait it's right above yes

oh god that facebook jpg. maybe if we rename 'freedom of speech' to 'freedom to act like an ignorant bigoted dipshit' people will be less keen to use it as a defence.

One 'good' post, one actual joke, 50% of the rest think they're funny, and the rest ... god!

Still, within the remit of the 'discussion', that 'joke' is inappropriate. Jerry Sad could use it in his act, because his persona is "a git".

Professionally a couple of us have been watching this unfold, as its run by students from our closest geographical rival. This kind of culture pretty much sickens me.

shouldn't those angry LADs be angry at uniLAD for capitulating to the feeble oestropressure of the joyless anti-rape wenches

It's only BANTER. Banter that seems to be exhorting young men to encourage violent sexual crime.

I hope someone takes these fuckheads to court.

Not defending this at all, but it's likely the FB jpg has been trimmed for impact.

well, yeah

Then again, most of them have "7 hours ago"

a facebook friend wrote to plymouth university (where apparently the writers are based) and received this reply:

Thank you for bringing this issue to our attention.

We are appalled to learn of the offensive content of this website and we were further dismayed to learn of the involvement of one of our students. While this website has no affiliation to Plymouth University - any student activity, extracurricular or otherwise, which brings the University into disrepute is a disciplinary matter and we will be taking appropriate action.

We will be following formal university procedure of holding a disciplinary hearing where any necessary actions would be decided as a result of this due process.

If you wish to share our response on Twitter, then please use this version so that it will fit in terms of characters (140 exactly with spaces):

This website has no affiliation to Plymouth, however we are appalled to learn of the offensive content and will be taking appropriate action

the site is now closed

Um, dl, the facebook jpg is clearly made up of numerous screenshots, arranged in a way that facebook does not arrange comments. Nobody was trying to claim it's a single screenshot, because it patently isn't. If you're doubting the veracity of its contents, then you can still look at the post on facebook RIGHT NOW.

seriously hope this gets picked up by the press and the fucker that runs the site becomes a national villian

What's the guy who wrote Chavs called? he was banging on on Twitter yesterday about how this generation of young people are the most tolerant, least racist, least sexist, least homophobic ever. Nice idea; shame about the truth.

seriously tempted to start taking screenshots of the google cache

owen jones xp

Nice idea; shame about the truth.

I hate young people but the notion that they're somehow less tolerant than my dad's generation of egalitarian liberals and freethinkers is

is what?

I'm not syaing they're worse; just not any better.

small improvements in social relations are always generally offset by terrible reversals elsewhere maybe.

i think it's kind of amusing that the generation that more or less invented the cult of YOOT are now deep into horrified middle age

but perhaps it says something that these Unilad pricks have pricks to kick against - the transgression itself speaks to something more positive outside it?

like in 1972 if you pulled this shit u wd be hip young counterculturalist on the block perhaps

xxpost while this is horrific and depressing bullshit of the lowest order, this sort of example isn't a very reliable barometer of general social attitudes in the UK today.

see i beg to differ with that, too

the culture when i was at uni in the late 80s was unrecognisable to what exists today. there was a lot of over-earnest nobbing about and yr standard distaste for/patronage of the working class but home-made banners for Nicaragua Solidarity and Women's Week feel like a fucking utopia compared to the relentless mobile phone ads and bikini foam parties that seem to be standard operating procedure in the 2K12

Yeah I think there'll always be a certain creature whose juvenile ignorance will lend this kind of "banter" funny to them, but it's good that this is being pulled up on so quickly and treated with the seriousness it deserves. I'm sure a lot of stuff in '90s lads' mags weren't a million miles off this kind of thing. Hopefully it's a sign we're moving away fromt his crap.

this generation of young people are the most tolerant, least racist, least sexist, least homophobic ever. Nice idea; shame about the truth.

I think he is probably right tbh but set against the average human lifespan these things move towards [what we might consider] 'decency' v v slowly

also the playing field has changed a whole lot, ie 20 years ago these choads would have probably done this column in some sort of rag mag and caused a kerfuffle on campus but no-one outside of that would have ever heard about it most likely

I also beg to differ. I know of another incident similar to this, albeit less overtly nasty in tone, and dealt with much better, at another university recently. Keeping an eye on student press, this phenomenon of 'banter' has really come about over the last couple of years and is really, really unpleasant.

it's not all truelad.com at Uni though- cf. student protests against fees. Says something about political consciousness of teh yoot, even if you might disagree about the content of that protest.

the whole Lad thing largely exists because it's transgressive tho - the fact that this is the case is at least a little positive

"It's just banter"; it';s fucking hot, it's perpectuating a really unpleasant, disrespectufl culture. And yes, maybe it is a good thing that the culture external to this is 'good' enough that this is the kicking against it, but even so.

not, not hot.

i know, but even so what you're left with is "morons will be morons" which as somebody who doesn't believe in human nature even i think is probly a trueism

home-made banners for Nicaragua Solidarity and Women's Week feel like a fucking utopia compared to the relentless mobile phone ads and bikini foam parties that seem to be standard operating procedure in the 2K12

Both of these kinds of stuff exist. My experience with student life has mostly been the former. And although we may be completely doomed and nothing anyone can do will change that, the politicisation of the younger students is just awesome, really.

i'm far too outside of student life to know what's happening beyond what i see in bars i guess :)

i sincerely hope this politicisation amounts to something. i can only say that the 80s felt pretty politicised too but here we are again.

I'b be surprised if these dimwits could even spell Nicuagura tbh

I went to a university where serious-minded students who were either politically aware or focused on a career probably outnumbered the morons by about eight to one but the 'student culture' was largely dominated by the latter group. They make a hell of a lot more noise than everyone else put together - both in terms of defining the bar / club atmosphere and in throwing their weight around on the union board.

Yeah, I think that's the trouble in a lot of places.

The emptiest cans make the loudest noises.

unilad.com down w/apology now

yeah i didn't have much interaction with this shit at uni. i wasn't politically aware either really, just into music, studying and working. as i mentioned a bit upthread, my brother was heavily exposed to shit shit while he was at uni in cardiff. he now works in the city and it seems in some ways a continuation of the same culture. i am director of a start-up technology company but according to him i could be "smashing more bids if you stop working on your abacus in the back room and get out in the real world". naturally he's only being ironic, of course.

my undergraduate university was (and is) v union focused, the culture of it was pretty hard to avoid even if you tried to squirrel yourself away in yourself. and lately it's getting even worse in the uniLAD vein - every themed night is along the lines of golf pros vs tennis hoes, chavs vs nerds, slave auction, really covering all the bases when it comes to completely mindlessly reinforcing power relations. and while the uniLAD people may amazingly be smart enough to recognise that they're being oh so daringly transgressive, i think for most people the banter-culture has just ossified into The Way Things Are, in terms of student life at least. this particular incident may have been that one step too far, but implied in that is that all the more insidious lower-level stuff has just been completely internalised and normalised.

that's a good point i think.

just trying not to launch into an E4 culture wars "exterminate the brutes" rant tbh.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been incarcerated in a brutal US prison, charged with attempted rape, and has had to resign from his job at the IMF. The Italian prime minister faces charges of having sex with an underage prostitute, and of corruption. He simply shrugs off these accusations, declaring 'I love women. I love life. Silvio BerLADsconi

http://i.imgur.com/Gvpga.png

hate this culture so fucking much

At uni giving shit to one of our mates for being a faggot for doing english literature. After defending him self and being shot down for trying to convince us that shakespeare was a LAD cos he used his poetry to get with birds, said LAD has a little think then comes back with "well poetry isnt gay, mike bassett got a remarkably understrength england team to the world cup semi final by reciting kipling on national telly" galvanisinglyricsLAD

thanks to the last govt deciding 50% of the population must enjoy tertiary education huh

closingtheskillsgapLAD

the new universities seem to be the vanguard of the lad/bantuh movement

that student newspaper which got into trouble for its edgy rape fanfic content was from plymouth university

fuckheid who got gaoled for racially abusing ppl on twitter after muamba's collapse was from swansea university

also i'm assuming Stoke has a university hence that picture of workplace bully and pro-violence activist Pulis getting an honorary degree

xp one of my best friends taught that kid English in secondary school maybe five years ago

they did To Kill A Mockingbird

haha yeah

if it has a law dept then they need to give an honorary doctorate to the stoke club solicitor who got pulis off a speeding ban and somehow kept jermaine pennant out of jail for DUI & with a suspended license

i mean i know the ex-polys traditionally got labelled by the telegraph etc as hotbeds of marxist insurgency etc so maybe i shouldn't be so deterministic, but really the idea that every (lower) middle class kid needs to be spend three years trying not to be a faggot is just

To Gaol a Mockinglad

http://i.imgur.com/3ioyi.png

i see that unilad.com is back and the same as ever. except now it has content you pay for?!?!

when i was visiting my old university for a conference we went to the union for cheap food and saw that on the drinks menu was a cocktail called the 'sexual predator'. a quick bit of tweeting by a friend saw the union get a couple of dozen emails about it and it was soon dropped from the drinks list. VICTORY.

tbf to ex-polytechnics i'm at a hotbed of marxist, um, reading and writing stuff in an ex-polytechnic.

I'm a student at Cambridge University, still managed to put the word 'banter' five times into an essay on tension in Shakespeare's works. AnytimeanyplaceLAD

idk i guess at this point they should just close all the universities and quarantine them until boris johnson, time lovejoy and hard-fi have died of the pox

my ex-poly was a erm tepidbed of indifference

would have said the LAD phenomenon was more a bros in Bench t-shirts at decent provincial uni sort of thing

dg!

bros in Bench t-shirts at decent provincial uni sort of thing = this was the sportssciencebro thing we were riffing on a while back

that description makes me think LOUGHBOROUGH btw -- the only ppl i know who went there are all kind of athletic, sportsbro doing business studies types

definitely a lot of LADs in that contingent, but then some of those ppl are quite serious cuz they want to become brokers after all

the particular example i had in mind was a leeds fresher who boasted to me that "I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE STUDENT LOAN ON COCAINE AND I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK"

i gave him an apparently desperately needed cigarette but not the £20 he swore he'd give back to me next week etc

Ashley Cole ‏@TheRealAC3

@MrBlackMills great banta lad, lol #coming4unow http://yfrog.com/h2l5tmsj

The woman claimed she fell asleep following a drunken night out clubbing and saw photographs of the incident on Rodgers' mobile phone in the morning.

The players told the court there was nothing sexual in what went on and the woman was awake during most of the 'boy banter'.

Rodgers' father, Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers, sat in the public gallery among eight members of the players' families.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/clifford-chance-trainee-lawyer-faces-sack-after-describing-his-work-as-fing-people-over-for-money-8814754.html

find it amazing how assholish behaviour can be excused when it obtains a name and therefore some ritualistic validation

like, watching my tutee play minecraft i was tickled when he said he'd form an alliance and then 'scumbag' his teammate. i was all "that's dishonourable and nasty" but apparently scumbagging is now a craft, a skill of subterfuge

Hey look at that - I am the master of a trade!

xp https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/336048706853937152

bahaha slick dick, down w/ kids again

#atheistLAD

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Another #AtheistLAD · Expand Collapse ... Richard Dawkins is my new favourite person, everything he says is so intellectual and just so...right #atheistLAD.

when you've been called a LAD on twitter you may as well stop trying any harder, you've made it

Alexander Wilson ‏@lighthousealex 25 Jun

99% sure Serena Williams has balls not ovaries. #beast #wimbledon2013

hes postly pretty vanilla, ladness probably inhibited by going to UNI at sussex surrounded by laurie penny types

could be fun if he autogoogles i suppose

what is a laurie penny type?

http://i.imgur.com/s5XxBfZ.jpg

Of course, polyamory isn't always political. People do it for all sorts of reasons, from grand ethical statements to boredom – managing the drama of multiple relationships is a great way to kill time on a Sunday afternoon. Personally, I started practising non-monogamy in my early 20s as a statement against the tyranny of the heterosexual couple form and the patriarchal nuclear family – but then again, I did a lot of silly things for similar reasons in my early 20s. If you'd asked 21-year-old me why precisely I was hanging half-naked out of a fourth-floor window on Holloway Road, I'd probably also have answered "as a statement against the tyranny of the heterosexual couple form". Nowadays, from the wise and serious vantage point of my mid-20s, I practice non-monogamy because it works for me. It doesn't work for everyone, and I might not choose it forever.

^^^spruuuuuung

what do u think of laurie penny?

me? or lj?

she's written & spoken articulately, not many holes to pick

as a prominent spokesperson for the left she's definitely in the top quartile

attracts a lot of dunderheaded cant from cryptofascist shitheads as well

also you think she is hot

lol

you can tell shes not a true EBOUÉ WAS JOKES north londoner cuz she doesnt say the holloway road

absolutely no opinion on this matter. haven't met her for a start. seems kinda irrelevant to her writing. xps

what if you combined truelad with cockroach news?

http://www4.theladbible.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_photo/public/4NCrqhz.jpg

CockroachLAD

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PyEZz1-iqf0/T56zliKp6RI/AAAAAAAABHM/yFtoxgxm8v4/s1600/8.25goldstar.jpg

'legend' the new film abt the kray twins starring tom hardy as both kray twins looks like a potentially significant event for the true lad cohort

that was in my trending feed

also unilad came up on my facebook "suggested groups" earlier :-(

thats what u deserve for submitting to tertiary education, inshallah

:-(

shoulda listened to me mum, don't stay in school she always used to tell me

(but technically it's *access to TE at this stage, I still have an out)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/teen-loses-finger-at-croydon-rave-continues-dancing-because-the-bass-was-hard-9546200.html

Unilad seems to be slightly different, misogynist-targeted clickbait articles/men's magazines shite, was a little disappointed it doesn't look like a daily dose of bantz

we could a been yr daily dose o bants but not no more

i too was disappointed that unilad had moved away from the pure bantz, i was all ready to be outraged when i saw it pop up in my fb recs but it was just dull shit.

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/profile-enda-mclaughlin-1.1844731?page=1

http://cdn2.independent.ie/incoming/article30382234.ece/0022e/ALTERNATES/h342/germ-app.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TScyT4NpRJ4

thought this could be him, 'representing letterkenny' no less, though sadly it was filmed while the late great enda was incarcerated

http://i.imgur.com/epljCqG.jpg

towards a progressive banter

http://uniladmag.com/articles/derren-brown-deals-with-homophobic-abuse-like-a-boss/

http://i.imgur.com/au1sYkH.jpg

enjoy that whole 'today's teens make out they're wild but are actually lame' thing. feels sort of Edwardian or something, like they might also enjoy trundling a hoop

classic

The Damascene conversion hasn’t done Harrington or Unilad any harm. Though its most obvious competitor, TheLadBible (which was also based on a brand set up by Partridge) has a headstart, particularly on other platforms such as Instagram and Snapchat, Unilad’s 11.5m Facebook likes put it just ahead of TheLadBible’s 11.1m in its core territory. It claims to have moved beyond the original Unilad’s rump of university-aged males to reach a diverse audience of 16- to 30-year-olds, and Harrington claims women are more likely to share and like Unilad posts than men.

https://twitter.com/Scottish_Tweets/status/756079613449601024