RIP Justin Bieber

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Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

Shakey, I think "good riddance" would've been more your style.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

Heroin is a hell of a drug.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

so soon after roger ebert too

~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

the pope's complicity in all of this is the biggest tragedy

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

It's past 12!
Shame he won't be.

I know that doesn't really work.

Not the real Village People, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

hope he's up there singing his heart out for Lisa Kudrow and Judd Apatow

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

the cold bieber open casket

some dude, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

never heard of him

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

SARAHPalinUSA: America Loses One of Its Brightest Talents Today. RIP J-Bieb, and May God Watch Over the Bieb family.

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

RIP little guy, hope you're sitting on Michael Jackson's right hand in Heaven right now.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

people close to him said it was only a matter of time.

RIP

Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

beaten to death by chris brown

velko, Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

its sad he was a guitarist

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

excuse me, would it have been any less sad if he was a flautist?!

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

way less sad, flautists are scum imo

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 19:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

look i need 2 get away from the computer b4 i say something hurtful, but this is not an appropriate venue to put 4th yr pro-guitarist ideology.

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

heard the sessions he was working on are incredible

plax (ico), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

its sad he looked like an old lesbian

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

hey don't mischaracterize me man, I am not pro-guitarist, I am explicitly anti-flautist

xpost to the flautist-apologist

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^^also a little known 19th century political party

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

alanjmcgee @JUSTINBIEBER ALRIGHT SO SORRY WEE MAN HEARD YOU PASSEDON. UR MUSIC WASNT TOO GREAT NOW WAS IT UR NO MARTIN CARR BYE BYE FOR NOW BIG MAN

Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

Wow. I had no idea: "In 2007, Bieber was involved in an escape plot with two other prisoners."

StanM, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

excuse me, would it have been any less sad if he was a flautist?!

fyi "its sad he was a ---" is a ref to an old dimebag darrell thread iirc

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

rip music everywhere

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

who do u think is on the shortlist for the biopic? i'm thinking zack and cody from the suite life (kinda like how they had 6 ppl playing dylan, they would play both sides of his personality)

butt pirates of the caribbean (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

Zac Efron to portray Bieber during his born-again Christian phase.

Cunga, Thursday, 1 April 2010 20:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

guys... justin bieber isnt dead

max, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

kinda makes you think though, don't it?

Trollmatic Reflexions (ojo), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

guys... justin bieber isnt dead

denial isn't just a river in Egypt max

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

I heard he's still alive in the sideways timeline.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

What a disaster for boy lesbians.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

Day of mourning declared here in Canada

Half lies and gorilla dust (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

guys... justin bieber isnt dead

― max, Thursday, April 1, 2010 5:14 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he will live on, rip

~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

rip max

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

i heard about him this morning on FB

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

didn't know he lived a dual life as Justin Bieber, though

Mr. Que, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

bowling balls can be dangerous.

so sad :(

hey it's (jel --), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

I won't even say RIP. I'm not gonna miss that little singing foetus.

RubyNoir, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

He was the best part of the first verse of We Are the World 2010. RIP.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

i wish no harm to justin bieber, only harm to his career.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

in this economy? hard enough finding work when you're still alive, my man.

i'm 84 cars seesawing with demi moore (m bison), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

saw this guy on silent library the other weekend, thought it was just one of the annoying younger brothers of asher roth's friends or something, he had a cast on and reminded me of myself at that age i.e. an unscrupulous attention whore who deserved to basically die

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

idg this thread

alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

in this economy? hard enough finding work when you're still alive, my man.

i'm sure he'd make a fine jingle-singer, or rodeo-clown.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

Melvin van Osterlow, Jr. (res), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 00:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

i had this exact exchange with my sister yesterday, only instead of racing to witch mountain we were at wet seal.

the international mooncake trade (reddening), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 00:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

my kid - 14 y.o. music geek - calls him Justin Beaver. "Hey dad (giggles) you know what beaver means, right? Justin Vagina..."

are we human or are we dancer (m coleman), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 09:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

rumour has it hes david 'bud bundy' faustino's illegitimate son

Michael B, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

RIP Justin!! It was too soon! ;_;

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

justin u had so much left to say :(((. there's one more angel in heaven, there's one more star in the sky....justin the things that u stood for, its tuff but were gonna get by

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

were u there when they crucified my bieber

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

Bieber? I don't even know her!

sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

convo between my 8yo son & his mother

mom, is justin bieber a real person?
yes, why?
because he looks like a moron.

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

This picture is terrifying.

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

snorg boy

susan lucci mane (m bison), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

what's wrong with his teeth?

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 April 2010 14:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

his teen mom used to do horse shows 2 support them

susan lucci mane (m bison), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

if u can't laugh at yourself u ain't havin fun

RIP bieber wish u lived 2 see the dawn

da croupier, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

crazy as heck

max, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

Maybe it's best that he's gone, since he was leading so many young girls astray

fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

farewell john forsythe

aarrissi-a-roni, Friday, 9 April 2010 16:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

I never got to see his forehead.

bamcquern, Friday, 9 April 2010 16:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

Blinded by gums

Tesla, the Electric Jesus (KMS), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

taylory dayne (goole), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

little canadian fucker is fronting so hard with that "we don't say that in america" bullshit

do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

because I thought this interviewer in NZ said "Jewman" instead of "German" people think I dont know what German is? http://huff.to/9Qs2OG 11:16 PM May 4th via web

(latebloomer) (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

Except he also showed him the written word, so that excuse doesn't cut i.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

cut "it".

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

i can't fathom not knowing what "german" means. what a moron.

Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

he actually tweeted that he thought the dude said "Jewman"??

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

the way the host asked the question is confusing. beiber didn't hear it correctly the first time -- neither did i. the question, i think, is whether his surname (beiber) is the german word for basketball. when beiber asked for clarification, the host just said "is german for basketball?," which is meaningless without the beginning of the question being repeated, as well.

JUSTIN BEIBER WAS SET UP TO LOOK FOOLISH IN THAT VIDEO CLIP AND JUSTIN BEIBER IS NO FOOL.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

thank goodness justin beiber isn't as shallow and emptyheaded as mia.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

BIEBER. i before e. the [could have someday been a] man is dead, show him some respect

Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah, sorry about that. i hate that kid. tragic loss, tho.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

ach du bieber

do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

That is so sweet when Justin say 1 -10 in german. xD

conrad, Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

is it just me or is he kind of inarticulate for a 16 year old?

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

yes it is just you that is kind of inarticulate for a 16 year old

conrad, Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

Aw I was hoping this thread would spark som awsome random googler raeg.

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Saturday, 15 May 2010 23:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

Last 2 FB posts from my 11 yo niece:

i love justin bieber HE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUSTIN BIEBER IS ALWAYS GOINGTO REALLY REALLY REALLY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, you're in for a world of disappointment, kid.

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

our days of random googler rage are over I fear, the web's too big now :(

in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

Nooooo dont ruin all my dreams ;_;

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

don't despair you can always spend time on youtube comments threads

in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

is it just me or is he kind of inarticulate for a 16 year old?

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, May 15, 2010 5:28 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cursory glance of his twitter today included the phrase "this video is going to sick" and referring to his album as "MY WORLDS". also him having just discovered dusty web memes like Leeroy Jenkins and Chuck Norris jokes.

do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Sunday, 16 May 2010 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

cursory glance of his twitter today included the phrase "this video is going to sick" and referring to his album as "MY WORLDS". also him having just discovered dusty web memes like Leeroy Jenkins and Chuck Norris jokes.

― do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, May 15, 2010 9:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest

it's weird like, he comes off as someone who has been in the business since he was 11 or something and has been coached incessantly on how to give interviews & never say anything especially of meaning, just giving constant praise to fans and being gregarious in a forced & pretty boring way -- but maybe that's just how he is?

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 04:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

There is a bonus version of his album called My Worlds plural, actually.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 16 May 2010 04:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

Yeah tbh that whole "what does german mean?" thing was unfair - in the context of how and what they asked him I'dve been just as confused. He meant it like "whats german?" as a euphemism, I'm sure.

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2010 05:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

There is a bonus version of his album called My Worlds plural, actually.

― No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, May 16, 2010 4:49 AM (37 minutes ago)

Encyclobiebia Biebtannica over here

Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 16 May 2010 05:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

Yeah tbh that whole "what does german mean?" thing was unfair - in the context of how and what they asked him I'dve been just as confused. He meant it like "whats german?" as a euphemism, I'm sure.

lil bro didnt know if the dude just meant basketball was something at which he excelled or if basketball was a place where he was literally a german

coining (Lamp), Sunday, 16 May 2010 05:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

RIP lil rubik's cube solver. I'll never be able to touch one again.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 16 May 2010 08:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

why what happened

conrad, Sunday, 16 May 2010 13:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

Fetchboy's hands fell off.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, handlessness

Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

cant believe yallr pissing on his memory like this

plax (ico), Sunday, 16 May 2010 22:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

WTF does he demand all interviewers wear that shirt?

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 16 May 2010 23:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol lamp

symsymsym, Monday, 17 May 2010 00:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

he sounds like a dullard.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 May 2010 01:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

who apparently doesn't know what "German" means. (no, I don't buy that he thought the interviewer said "Jewman", he LOOKED AT THE CARD!!!)

Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Monday, 17 May 2010 01:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

hey cut the Biebs some slack, there's no Germans in heaven

huggable snuggable teddy bear (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 17 May 2010 18:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

he's the demon spawn of tony robbins

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 05:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

who apparently doesn't know what "German" means. (no, I don't buy that he thought the interviewer said "Jewman", he LOOKED AT THE CARD!!!)

― Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Monday, May 17, 2010 1:50 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

So he can count to 10 in german if you ask him to, but he doesn't know what "german" means? If so, you should really be impressed more than anything.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 05:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

Maybe he just can't read.

bilbao baggins (88), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

some dude, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

rip lil dude, just heard a song by you for the first time and now you're all dead ;_;

tylerw, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

he isn't dead

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

THIS THREAD TITLE IS DECEPTIVE AND MISLEADING

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

its a typo, actually its Bustin Jieber that's passed away

Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 21 May 2010 20:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

this, too, is a rumor. "bustin jieber" refers to an act, not a person.

A complex sex move in which one dresses up as a androgynous 15 year old lesbian, then sings obnoxious pop songs in a high pitched nasally voice, before busting a nut in the face of teenage america. For some reason, teenage girls can't seem to get enough of this.

common mistake.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

RIP little Bieber. I miss you so much already!

Fetchboy, Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

we are actively trying to recruit this bieber, but he has not answered our emails. we suspect a plot.

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 24 May 2010 01:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

Trip Maker, Friday, 28 May 2010 17:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

what a nice young man

conrad, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

agreeable fellow, I concur

RIP

henceforth we eat truffle fries (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

he and the glass door had previously been seen partying with Justin Timberlake in Bimini.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

StanM, Saturday, 5 June 2010 08:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

Was nice knowing you, Celine Dion.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 5 June 2010 08:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

Wow, looks like Snopes is still taking the news really hard. Hopefully they'll be able to come to terms with his passing soon.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 13 June 2010 12:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, stage 1 = denial.

StanM, Sunday, 13 June 2010 13:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

i heard him in a hit song on american top 40 this week. he didn't even ruin it!

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

he was just . . . undistinguished. but ryan seacrest still gushed over "bieber" being a guest on the song.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

"that was blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah, and 'bieber'"

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

StanM, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

^ first time I hear one of his songs ever, btw. Still haven't heard the real version. :-)

StanM, Saturday, 19 June 2010 20:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

that is the real version!

LOS CATIOS (latebloomer), Monday, 21 June 2010 00:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

i can't believe he died again. i am even more distraught than the last time.

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

Illuminati killed him just like they killed 2Pac

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

His hair looks like a CHP motorbike cop helmet.

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

he will be the leif garrett of this generation.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

listen dudes, like i understand ilx is generally about the lolz but it's pretty fucking poor form to be joking about a young kid that just died...have a heart

the reverend dr. william wiggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

he will be the leif garrett andy gibb of this generation.

Just like poor Andy died young, amirite?

Phil D., Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

outrageous. andy gibb was good, and could sing.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 2 July 2010 01:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

m@tt otm...I can't believe how many callous motherfuckers there are on this board. can't believe you're all talking about fucking chillwave instead of joining us in grieving for a talent lost too soon.

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Friday, 2 July 2010 01:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour

The My World Tour is an upcoming concert tour by Justin Bieber. It is his first official headlining tour, and is promoted by AEG Live, and Live Nation. The tour is anticipated to have multiple legs, and the supporting acts for the first will be Sean Kingston and Jessica Jarrell. Pop girl group The Stunners will also serve as an opening act for the first twenty dates. The tour is set to support his first release, My World, and its follow-up, My World 2.0. Who wants Justin the most? Decide now...

CURRENT COUNTRIES IN THE LEAD

#1 Israel

293992 votes


#2 North Korea

293618 votes

***You don't need a twitter account. Just click the I AM HUMAN button, and enter the words, then VOTE FOR NORTH KOREA.

***You can vote EVERY 20 MINUTES.

Cunga, Friday, 2 July 2010 08:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Question: "Why not send him to israel?"
Seriously, he has a WAY higher statistical chance of never returning from North Korea (or at least learning a great deal about the coal mining industry). Israel would welcome him and give him a shit ton of bodyguards because his visit would help their tourism, etc. North Korea would see him as a threat to their brainwashed people, and when you're in North Korea and their insane leader doesn't like you, well... manual labor, deportation, some humbling public humiliation for the conceited "bieb"

shakey mo gone too far imo

Cunga, Friday, 2 July 2010 08:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

I can't believe they are touring his corpse o_O

The Reverend, Friday, 2 July 2010 09:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

"My" is a strange title for a world tour

ripe dink (some dude), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

that's the "title/theme" of the tour? lol.

it's like when barry mantilow basked in a 10-minute standing ovation when he first walked on stage, then said, "we're all here to celebrate one thing tonight -- me."

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 2 July 2010 14:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

it was a joke. his album is called My World, and his tour is called The My World Tour.

ripe dink (some dude), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh it's a joek all right!

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 2 July 2010 14:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

(actually i figured it was him playing off his album title. still is a little o_o imo)

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 2 July 2010 14:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

RIP

plax (ico), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

IT WAS HIS IDEA FOR A CONTEST, HE HAS TO LIVE WITH THE RESULTS.

the people have spoken.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 5 July 2010 18:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

Looking forward to the posthumous release of those memoirs.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 20:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

Maybe we'll learn who really killed him.

caek boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 August 2010 05:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

Somehow, I reckon we'll all be indicted. We loved him so much but we didn't help him.

caek boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 August 2010 05:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

let the young man rest in peace

ballerrr (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 August 2010 12:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

I damn near had a heart attack when I read this!!

i hate america (u s steel), Thursday, 5 August 2010 12:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

damn near RIP u s steel

StanM, Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

Somehow, I reckon we'll all be indicted. We loved him so much but we didn't help him.

it's true - we ALL killed him

Party Car! (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 August 2010 15:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

donald sutherland knows it all, but isn't talking to anyone but kevin costner apparently

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 August 2010 16:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

seger ros (crüt), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

so sad to see zombieber attacked like that

glitter hands! glitter hands! razzle! dazzle! (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

Justin Bieber intrigues me, in that he's a successful pop performer with a slight amount of talent, his name is known worldwide, yet he still comes across as a kid whose hat gets stolen by bullies, whereafter he goes home and cries like a bitch.

plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

err I'm sorry I should have said "cried". RIP Justin, the pic of you getting schooled at beach football will never be forgotten

plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://soundcloud.com/shamantis/j-biebz-u-smile-800-slower

the song "U Smile" slowed down 800%.

Cunga, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 07:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

So happy that Bieber's unreleased and posthumous output has been turned over to Jason Pierce.

Cunga, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 07:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

Jesus Christ, this is beautiful. Dude is transformed into full-on 4AD/Liz Fraser.

Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 07:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

i want to listen to this all night on repeat.

diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 07:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

fuck

christopher dullan (Tape Store), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah i just downloaded it and put it on repeat already

we did it, internet! (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is incredibly boring

peace out

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

come and get me when someone slows waka flocka down 800%

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol ok i only lasted a few minutes, j0rdan otm, i'm pretty sure this works w/ a ton of songs

christopher dullan (Tape Store), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

This track has reached its download limit..
It used all its download quota.

care to sendspace, zorn_bond?

diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

you guys could listen to "toot it and boot it" at least 8 times in the amount of times it takes to listen to one 800% slower justin bieber song

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

i want my digital drugs, thx

diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

this i understand

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

link

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

dang jordan thats ice cold

max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

this shit is real tho

max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

i believe the word is <em>epic</em>

max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

currently streaming this with my itunes playing klaus kinski "spricht werke der weltliteratur" over it.

diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

try it!

http://www.sendspace.com/file/44tfuq

diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is incredibly boring

peace out

― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 9:10 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

i will make a special mix just for you that shoehorns in references to alligators

we did it, internet! (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

needs lil b #based freestyle

i feed these skreets (tpp), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 08:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

j0rdan u kno i say this w love but fuck u, 800% slow biebz is str8 fire beautiful

handel's messiah complex (m bison), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

j0rdy this is obv. a seminal masterpiece and if you cant get on board u should be killed immediately

plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol but srsly it reminds me of Soft Circle's album

plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

fact, someone i know shot an interview w/ the beebs and some genius decided itd be cool if beebs skateboarded away at the end-- took two takes-- that first take is hidden away somewhere. a video of jb bailing rather viciously on a skateboard. dude will definitely never release it or even show me cos his job could be lost and suing and etc., but damn, hwo funny is it in yourm ind?

the depressed-saggy-japanese-salaryman of ilx posters (Will M.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is incredibly boring beautiful.

although i'm only 9 minutes in...

Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

woah

markers, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

ok just found out about this from elsewhere and 3 minutes in this is p much the best thing I've heard all year - SOTL had better look away now

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

when the bottom drops out of it 22 minutes in the effect is beyond incredible - it's like the slowy-down aspects of Inception but real

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

really pretty i thought it was m83

janice (surm), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is awesome

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

As I said in the rolling pop thread, this could totally pass for new bvdub material.

matt2, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

I fell asleep. Did anything exciting happen after, oh, about 11 minutes in or so?

Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

the popists were right: the avant-garde really is hidden in pop music

the popists were right.

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

Timestretched pop = really boring ambient. Who knew?

Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

i think theres a picture hidden in the spectrals too

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

this kind of sounds like black tape for a blue girl

shoggoths in hot weather (donna rouge), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

sounds like fkn sigur ros dnw

hopa dreams (cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

Slow down Cheryl Cole and get Boards of Canada, while you're at it...

http://soundcloud.com/richtard/cheryl-cole-parachute-richtarded-53-minute-version

Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

Actually, to be fair, that's more Dead Can Dance.

Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://hypermammut.sourceforge.net/paulstretch/

hopa dreams (cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is about to be a 'thing' now, isn't it

shoggoths in hot weather (donna rouge), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://www.mediafire.com/?jt3j28mps9tm7qw

ben sidran - about love - v v slow vers.

plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

The Bieber thing is not actually Bieber.

http://photonwaveorchestra.bandcamp.com/

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

I reckon it IS Bieber, despite that^

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Actually, you're right! I just tried fast forwarding it and it is definitely the same song.

Mea culpa.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

the release date on the photon wave orchestra track, tho

xp

bodily fuiuds (c sharp major), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

it is bieber, i just ran U smile thru paulstretch

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

lolol cis otm

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

fell asleep to this

tropical blowjob (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

Fell asleep to this, and dreamed I was in a shitty action movie where someone was trying to steal all my ideas.

Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

Wait, sorry, wrong thread!

Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

first bieber joint to please meh

tropical blowjob (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

is that a meme or something

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 17:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

somebody put a disco hi hat under this and we have bieblearic

FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

I made one of these slowed down things, although it is only the first part of the song in the interest of saving space:

http://drop.io/ykr2tdw

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

that is unsettling and great. what is it?

FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Disco Duck" by Rick Dees

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahah bs

FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

It really is that song! 30x slower if I recall correctly.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

amazing

FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm amazed that it only took 40 some odd years to create a Chopped and Skrewed version of Disco Duck

plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 23:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

I made one too, Anyone want to guess? I think this should be a very easy one.

http://soundcloud.com/user2884875/mystery

dsb, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

careless whisper?

handel's messiah complex (m bison), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^^^^^^^^^^^ if this is true i'm totally d/ling

plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yup, just the into. Good guess! or was it totally too obvious?

dsb, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

intro

dsb, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol waht

janice (surm), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

u guyz r fun

janice (surm), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is my new favorite toy. love love love

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

want this toy!! but i can't make it work :(

FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

WHOA, now rescinding my previous comments about "Careless Whisper" being boring.

Chanté Ackerman (Stevie D), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

what problems are you running into, zorn_bond?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

must find a command line version of this so I can make a plugin for my mp3 player and have it just go through my music collection on random playing everything stretched 10x.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

aw dude yes love this concept

FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm trying to compile it from source and i'm doing ./configure and it's not finding the configure file?

i'm using linux obv so i'm used to no one knowing how to fix my problems lol

FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

ah, that's no good. i'm using windows so useless for linux advice.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah i thought linux was the greatest thing on earth when i started using it a couple years ago. now most days i'd kill for xp.

FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

can someone slow down "hard in da paint" 800% for me? plz & thx

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://hypermammut.sourceforge.net/paulstretch/

d/l the program and use it, it is very easy! not even an install in windows, you can just run the .exe.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

i don't have windows

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

mac?

http://rekkerd.org/kent-williams-releases-paulstretch-for-mac/

dsb, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

word up

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is cool i guess, the bieber thing

endless dougie (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol no mp3s

oh well

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

aight i guess once you've heard 11 minutes you've heard the whole thing

endless dougie (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

First 21 minutes is samey, 22 to the end is different.

StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

so sad I don't have any opiates lying around.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 05:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

use this link instead:

http://soundcloud.com/grannykart/dywtsodywtt

diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 05:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

First 21 minutes is samey, 22 to the end is different.

― StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 04:48 (8 hours ago)

^^^^^^^

the first 21 minutes are cool but it really fucking takes off after that, and remains freaking incredible from then on

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 12:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Let's hope that Sigur Ros sped up 800% doesn't sound like Justin Bieber.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 13:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

(This is great, btw.)

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 13:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ha! I heard Sigur Ros sped up on another forum and it sounded like plinky plonky carnival music. It was terrible! Well, worse than the real thing, if that's possible.

The Voluptuous Horror of (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 13:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

Fast Sigur Rós

http://soundcloud.com/osuadh/fast-sigur-ros

Shin Oliva Suzuki, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

I hear "Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, dormez vous? Dormez vous?" in the guitar line!

StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

loooool that's svefn-g-englar isn't it

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

yep!

StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?5ild5drk73brp16

StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

No, that's not the one that I heard yesterday. But I guess maybe the one I heard got pitch shifted because it just sounded tinkly and annoying.

The Voluptuous Horror of (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

That link I just posted is the first ten minutes of Kr4ftw3rk's R4dio4act1v1ty, btw.

StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol at my l33t typing (-a)

StanM, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 15:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

Anyway (if not already linked):

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/yes-haircut-criminal

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 17:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

wow. even without the haircuts that is quite the collection of unfortunate looking boys.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 17:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

The first few moments of "The Only Living Boy in New York"

http://soundcloud.com/user2884875/ready

dsb, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 18:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

i just made this and it's really spooky and weird... about six minutes of jane siberry's "the white tent the raft."

http://soundcloud.com/grannykart/the-white-tent-the-raft-screwed

diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Thursday, 19 August 2010 01:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

&

StanM, Saturday, 21 August 2010 15:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

holy living fuck this is making my goddamn life right now.

johnsons in my pubescence, other than my own (the table is the table), Saturday, 21 August 2010 20:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

Since the other music genre that was started by playing music too slow (A Split Second's Flesh at 33 rpm instead of 45) was called New Beat, I propose we call this modern variation New Bieb.

StanM, Saturday, 21 August 2010 21:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ha. I used to play the 45 of Coil's "Tainted Love" at 33 rpm when I was pissed off on my radio show and wanted to punish the listeners.

Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Saturday, 21 August 2010 23:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

LOL @ you all discovering Paulstretch all of a sudden :)

I used to lurk on some turtle forums (Trayce), Sunday, 22 August 2010 00:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I fell asleep. Did anything exciting happen after, oh, about 11 minutes in or so?

― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 16:34 (3 weeks ago)

honestly

frankie t lamps baby (nakhchivan), Saturday, 11 September 2010 12:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

rip sweet son, may u and aubrey plaza forever ride your unicorns through the valleys of heaven

it sucks and you all love something that sucks (reddening), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

how the hell were you able to get inside my head and take a snapshot of my dreams

latebloomer, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

god, so many months after the fact and it still just kills me. RIP for real, dude :(

subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

that USMILEambient is srsly great, i mean even better than the slow edit of 'working man'

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

that's a flaming huge call but would luck have it I'm 13 minutes into another listen of USLOW and tbh I'm willing to agree - 22 mins onward is brain-exploding

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

The 16 year-old, who rose to fame through YouTube, was accused of “inappropriate behaviour” before a Maryland State Fair concert, in Baltimore, last week.

The Canadian heart-throb, who has nurtured a clean-cut image, was said to be “horsing around” with members of his staff when he threw the water-filled projectiles at two state police troopers.

One of the balloons was said to have hit one trooper's gun belt and burst, while the other brushed his colleague on the chest but did not burst.

According to American reports, after fleeing back to his trailer, Bieber was saved by a bodyguard who allegedly convinced police not to arrest the singing sensation.

No report was filed after last Sunday’s incident which occurred just before the sell-out concert. The troopers were at the concert for “crowd control”.

"Still laughing. GREAT DAY," Bieber posted on Twitter, the micro-blogging site, later that night. It remains unclear what he was referring to.

hypo ilxa/hermes ban (kkvgz), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

inevitably that has made me like Bieber a lot more

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

ur already quite a lot like bieber

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

Still laughing. GREAT ZING

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

audrey plaza could ride my unicorn

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

Twitter, the micro-blogging site

Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

StanM, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

cute kid

DIOHEAD (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

she looks a little young for him tho

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

Can you be too young for a corpse?

Weird Al Paca (SeekAltRoute), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 07:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

RIP feminist icon Justin Bieber

harbl madness (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm so sick of one of the two most liked comments on EVERY YT music vid being a joke about Justin Bieber, or possibly Justin Bieber's penis.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 24 September 2010 15:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

douchebag.

chrisv2010, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

The boy, now 14, told investigators that Hurst said masturbating would help him grow and make him smarter and happy, prosecutors say.

Hurst OTM.

a seminar on ass play for kids or something (Phil D.), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

Totally OTM. Yes, the paying an extra dollar thing is creepy... but how is encouraging a teenager to masturbate corruption of a minor?

daavid, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

i can still see u now in my mind's eye justin, with your stylish clothes and your wide-set eyes.

it sucks and you all love something that sucks (reddening), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 06:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

how is encouraging a teenager to masturbate corruption of a minor?

― daavid, Tuesday, September 28, 2010 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark


even stranger, how is it "possession of cocaine"???

haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

why does the Justin figurine on the left have steroid neck?

officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 14:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

the only doll to predict bieber's future

♫ soulja boy supermans girl/leaves behind a tragic world ♫ (m bison), Thursday, 30 September 2010 01:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

http://twitpic.com/3b25tf

Brazilian police find Justin Bieber painting in the house of dangerous war lord. Really.

Shin Oliva Suzuki, Monday, 29 November 2010 10:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

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on Twitpic"><img src="http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/3b25tf.jpg"; width="150" height="150" alt="
on Twitpic"></a>

Shin Oliva Suzuki, Monday, 29 November 2010 10:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

i like that whoever took that photo didn't shoo the other guy out of the shot. "your dumbfoundedness really contributes to what i'm getting at here."

literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Monday, 29 November 2010 11:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Rest in peace, you poor walking talking symptom of late capitalism

jeevves, Monday, 29 November 2010 11:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

James Mitchell, Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

Tanker truck? The instructions didn't mention that! :-(

StanM, Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10506482

markers, Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol @ graciously allowing tumblr to be part of the insurrection

illiterate and hateful, as expected (reddening), Saturday, 18 December 2010 20:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Selena Gomez has received a string of death threats after she was pictured kissing teen star Justin Bieber while holidaying on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia.

The young stars have been coy about rumors of romance for several months, however the new pictures, which have surfaced online, seem to have confirmed their secret relationship.

Justin's fans, who are popularly known as 'Beliebers', posted several hostile messages to the 18-year-old Disney star on Twitter today.

One message read: 'Roses are red, violets are blue, @selenagomez if you'll break @justinbieber's heart I'm gonna kill you'.

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

In a central London pub yesterday I saw a tip jar on the bar. A little notice on it said "Every time you give us a tip a Justin Bieber fan dies".

mmmm, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

people actively describing themselves as 'Beliebers' versus people actively describing themselves as 'Gleeks' FITE!

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

^Both mentioned in Ben Zimmer's round-up of the 2010 words of the year.

Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

Reincarnated at last

Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 9 January 2011 18:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

my roomate is directing the 3d short that will be played in front of the justin bieber feature film that comes out in a couple months. gonna be blacked out drunk if I get forced to go see it.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 9 January 2011 23:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

(a) this thread began in april 2010. (b) today (january 2011), "rip justin bieber" is a leading trend on twitter.

any connection between (a) and (b)?

btw, i know justin bieber isn't dead. so that's not it.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

his death is always trending on twitter/google

The Brainwasher, Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

This is dope:

smanging pumpkins (The Reverend), Friday, 28 January 2011 12:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

uh, i fux with this

bear, bear, bear, Friday, 28 January 2011 12:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

I heard that Bieber hate is an internet obsession in some quarters, as I'm not fifteen years old I learned about it in the newspaper not by looking for it. I find it disturbing.

university of, drunk off your butt, etc. (u s steel), Friday, 28 January 2011 12:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

our boy whiney performed this weekend & he drummed along to a part of the ambient "u smile"

he is a great drummer so y'all should watch this

J0rdan S., Monday, 7 February 2011 22:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

such a tragedy.

I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 00:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

watching that video is like watching The Misfits, two remarkable talents together, but tough to watch knowing how we were to lose them both so soon. :'(

(but that is indeed awesome.)

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 03:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

gr8080, Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

RIP :(

gr8080, Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

that whiney clip is awesome

he do the waka lyfe (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

clearly Beeb is gonna be the Warren Beatty of the 2020s.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 February 2011 01:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Saturday, 19 February 2011 02:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

justinbieber Justin Bieber. yeah so it's true...i got a lil haircut...i like it...and we are giving all the hair cut to CHARITY to auction. Details coming soon.

omg no!

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 February 2011 15:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 17:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

“For younger guys, it’s like they think they’re not cool if they come to my concert. That’ll change, I think; it’ll happen, maybe when I’m 18. But meanwhile all their girlfriends are coming to watch me.”

God I love this kid

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bieber otm. Rip.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...
1 month passes...

It's like volcano of doucheiness.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Monday, 6 June 2011 15:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

They should start a fashion line for men named LaBieb

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

the Foghat t-shirt, all by itself, is rad imo

the rest of the look is a big no no

the tune is space, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

not another miami vice remake :(

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Monday, 6 June 2011 15:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

There are cute, precocious boys. There are douchey, ridiculously successful men. In the twain lies LaBieb."

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

LaBieb: When the girls want to have you, and the men want you to revitalize their franchise.

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

LaBieb: Because privilege is only half the story.

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

i want a royal blue blazer so bad

― gr8080, Saturday, April 2, 2011 8:09 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

gr8080, Monday, 6 June 2011 20:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

he loved life so much

positive rapper (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/06/06/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-mtv-movie-awards-love-dating-making-out-kissing/

“They made out for about three minutes and kind of weirded people out,” the eyewitness said. “They used a lot of tongue and acted like there was no one else in the room"

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think someone's getting "backstage" confused with "staged"

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 21:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

(eval ' (diamonddave85), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 07:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

Terrifying new ending to V for Vendetta.

jel --, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol the one huge gaga in the background totally makes it

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

when did biebs start wearing lip liner?

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

JB "crashes his ferrari" although the police state "there was no damage to either vehicle".

Aimless, Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

it was not known whether the vehicle that hit Bieber's belonged to a photographer.

 (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

police may investigate justin bieber's alleged tryst (the girl was an adult; bieber was a minor).

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is so, so stupid

J0rdan S., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Meanwhile:

your way better (Eazy), Friday, 4 November 2011 01:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is so, so stupid

justin bieber was victimized.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh that second link is just very safe for work now isn't it

J0rdan S., Friday, 4 November 2011 17:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

justin bieber's boo wrapped in clingfilm

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Fooling around: In another shot Mariah ignores the Do Not Touch sign to cosy up to a mannequin

Obviously a deranged lunatic.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm really hoping for live coverage of Bieber going in for the paternity test.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 18:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

nancy grace would cover that right

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 18:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Wooooo! Go Lakeside!

rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 4 November 2011 18:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

The dream is over.

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

as he fights off rumors that he slept with Yeater backstage after a concert and fathered her son.

feel like maybe "slept with" shouldn't be allowed to be used to describe sex that allegedly lasted 30 seconds in a bathroom stall

J0rdan S., Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

biebature ejaculation

prettyliketynandelong (some dude), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

RIP love

warning: simulated vampire fellatio (reddening), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just can't beliebe in it anymore. :(

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

biebs got raped :(

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

30 seconds of terror

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

"She was a really big party animal who got around a lot. She was a big slut. She's scandalous."

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

"I was sitting in my room talking to Lacy when my brother came in and said, 'Dude, Mariah on the couch downstairs,' " Terranova recalled about the Dec. 21 attack. "I came downstairs with Lacy and when Mariah saw her, she freaked out. She came outside to Lacy's white Honda Civic and picked up a brick and threw it threw the back windshield and the back left passenger window. She broke those two windows."

"I came outside and asked her why she's breaking all our s---," Terranova said. "Me and her got into a shouting match right there on the driveway when all of sudden she told me to get out of her face and she didn't want to see me anymore, and I told her if that's the case you need to get off my driveway because you're at my house so if you don't want to see me no more you have to leave."

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've bandied the idea back and forth and have decided to include some highlights from my own experience with dating a Lakeside chick in the early 2000s for added perspective:

1. She was waaaay into anal because she had been raised as one of those Christian chicks for whom "anal doesn't count".

2. She had adapted to more conventional sexual methods, but still kept trying to get me to go with her to the local rock'n'roll megachurch.

3. She was moved to tears upon hearing Tommy Shane Steiner's "What If She's An Angel" on the radio.

4. I finally decided to get it over with and break it off when - while taking a shower together - she pissed on my foot while looking into my eyes and laughing.

rustic italian flatbread, Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Is this suitable for Bieber fans? (ie. wrong thread? :-))

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Love the story though <3

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol sorry i get it now, not entirely awake yet -_-

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

rip he hardly knew her ;_;

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 11:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

rustic italian flatbread's ex-girlfriend is the subject of every hold-steady song.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

. . . and maybe the subject of every future justin bieber song.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

That's the best recommendation for The Hold Steady if there ever was one

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

apt name too

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 13:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

According to Us Weekly, the young couple is still going strong; a rep for the actress/singer tells the magazine that Gomez and the embattled Bieber have not broken up.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 19:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 19:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

The embattled Bieber has a Bieber batallion.

your way better (Eazy), Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bieb-seeking missile

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

will the BieberBaby be blissfully blessed with Bieber's musical genius?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hope this culminates with a BIEBER BIEBER BABY OH! headline in the Post

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

BIEBER BABY LADY, OH! for an article about the mommy might be better actually

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

the embattled bieber and gomez show

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Last night I had a dream where I watched the trailer of a movie that was entirely premised on the idea of Justin Bieber going around in alligator skin cowboy boots and kicking guys in the crotch (subsequently in the dream I debated whether it's more effective to kick with the toe or with the curve of the ankle for a cleaner scoop, which is actually a pretty legit debate)

Virtual Bart (EDB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 08:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

if they're cowboy boots, a reinforced and sharp toe is the right way to go

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 01:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

new complex mag photo shoot is intense





♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think i liked him better as a shitty 13-year old

Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

RIP jbiebs, he was allergic to cherry kool-aid

techno pink (reddening), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Tyler Shields is such a hack.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 6 April 2012 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...
5 months pass...

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:03 (7 months ago) Permalink

Bieber apologized to the crowd for being sick, but the crowd didn't seem to mind too much and cheered him on throughout.

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 September 2012 16:09 (7 months ago) Permalink

Aw what a pro

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 September 2012 18:18 (7 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

FYI-

http://www.extravaganzi.com/1-million-justin-biebers-head-made-of-gold/,000,000 Justin Bieber's Head Made of Gold

davey, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

argh. sorry, here's the right URL: http://www.extravaganzi.com/1-million-justin-biebers-head-made-of-gold/

davey, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:27 (5 months ago) Permalink

davey is that you

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:47 (5 months ago) Permalink

yes mr. grady, i am here.

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:45 (5 months ago) Permalink

this golden bieber head was my grady bat-signal. i knew you'd come. ^o^

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:46 (5 months ago) Permalink

i spotted you on your third post.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:47 (5 months ago) Permalink

holy shit, how did you reply so fast! you must have a notifications thingy i haven't seen yet... or something. i am new here.

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:47 (5 months ago) Permalink

everyone meet davey.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 December 2012 02:02 (5 months ago) Permalink

hey davey

max, Sunday, 9 December 2012 12:50 (5 months ago) Permalink

Hiello daaaaaavey

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 December 2012 18:16 (5 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

hi davey. nice to meet u.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 March 2013 02:38 (2 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

more like tokin weeder

ienjoyhotdogs, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:02 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

this euro tour had really been a goldmine of unbeliebable moments

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:03 (3 weeks ago) Permalink


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