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Does anyone have any ideas for things they'd like to see - I've kind of run out of ideas for now. I can't promise I'll do them: some things are easy, some are hard, some might be unrealistic (need to bear in mind performance and avoidance of poxy fules and so on); also, how much it interests me is the most important motivating factor... It'd be good to hear people's thoughts.

I will put the stats thing back at some point, but perhaps in a bit of a different form.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Oooo!

More poll forms would be fun. One that allowed you to rank the options from first to last, say, or just allowed you to tick multiple boxes, livejournal style.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

  • make a toggle option allowing mods to see either images or image links
  • let poll options allow more characters
  • get rid of suggest ban
  • pizza subs tuesdays

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

The mod image thing is a security thing. If it weren't any sort of issue I would just turn them on.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh right, you've said that before. Perhaps I am ignorant, but I don't get why it's a security thing?

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Love Gravel's ideas.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

A preview screen. I've been tempted at times to just throw in a [//x] every once in awhile so at least the BBcode warning page will let me take a second glance.

http://tinyurl.com/bapppp (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

It's a long and complicated story, but the root of it is that when your browser tries to go and get a picture, it doesn't check that it's a picture and if it's a piece of script instead, will just happily execute it, which can be subverted to make existing mods do things they didn't know they were doing (e.g. grant someone else mod privileges or whatever).

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

a kudos/props/Suggest Unban button, with the 51 resulting in an automatic permaban being an aggregate of the two. last time I mention this, I promise.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I see. What about for mods that don't have that many privileges in the first place, like me and other subboard mods? Sorry to go on about this, but 1p3 is 90% picture threads!

Also, I think ILX is great as is and I would just say: continue keeping it simple and plain.

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Roxy, yes there's less danger there, but you can still ban people, delete posts, delete threads, unban people etc.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean if it helps, happy to unmod you.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

continue keeping it simple and plain

^^^ seconded - I love love love the way that ILX threads load up super quick, compared to other boards where you're sitting around waiting for two minutes.

grocery groin (snoball), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Sheesh, just asking!

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

avatars

galumphing lummox (bug), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

No avatars! Ever!

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Nick, that's OK: suggest ban is the best feature I've ever come up with - I think there are any number of ways you could subtly modify it and I have changed it recently it to drop older SBs from people, but I doubt we'll ever conclude on the 'right' way for it to work, and the people who don't like it, I doubt will ever be convinced, so would be good if this thread didn't become about that; I've little doubt it'll be discussed probably at length elsewhere.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I wasn't really thinking of avatars!

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

no avatars - please, I think that's the start of a slippery slope towards phpBB style bloat

grocery groin (snoball), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i echo Roxy's simple and plain praise. love that.

i would also love to see a magenta screen with white font option

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I love love love the way that ILX threads load up super quick

Yes I like this - someone described other message boards as having a kind of underwater feeling... That said, ILX isn't fast because it's minimal on the screen; it's because of the server software - could afford to put quite a lot more on the screen without it becoming slow. Not that this is necessarily a good idea.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Surm, appreciate CSS might not be your thing, but if it is, then you can make a stylesheet to look like that and I'll stick it up... There are some instructions (a little out of date, but basically OK) here: http://www.ilxor.com/ilxstyles.html

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

ignore lists

http://www.b3tards.com/u/c2d08cf4e23cfbd9a0c0/duck_hunt_dog.gif

galumphing lummox (bug), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i've got no complaints except olive is still showing up blue on SNA colors!

blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe i can get kenan to make me one... i'm using his gray one now and it's real nice

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh bugger! That's easy enough to fix, Harbl.

Bug, yes I was thinking that would be something I should do.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

ilx is the hottness of message boards. i do think surm's suggestion should be mandatory not optional, though. :)

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Harbl, fixed the colour thing - it'll be Olive when I next upload the software.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

=) <3 xp

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

More poll forms would be fun. One that allowed you to rank the options from first to last, s

I like the sound of that.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I love the "view previous page" option, by the way.

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

No avatars?

http://i25.tinypic.com/4rqkvc.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks :) xp

blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Some kind of two minute "Edit my last message" option in case of tpyos you only notice after you hit submit.

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

On the other hand, ILX is ILX because there are no Avatars or Edit after submit options. Read what you tpye before you submit and you won't post typos.

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

XML access to bookmarks that have new answers is top o my wishlist :)

stet, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

ILX threads can get so fast that it's more like chat than forum, so even 2mins can be way too long.

stet, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Could there be a count of the number of users online displayed at the top somewhere? Just a simple count of logged-in users (but not names, cos that would be crepey). Wouldn't be at all useful, just mildly intersting.

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

ILX threads can get so fast that it's more like chat than forum, so even 2mins can be way too long.

― stet, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:00 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

This is the reason I Love ILX over all others. It's both at the same time. And needs to stay that way.

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

"I have changed it recently it to drop older SBs from people"

this sounds like a really good idea! can i ask what the cutoff point is?

thomp, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I think the general feeling is: nothing drastic, please, only small functional adjustments. Right?

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

People who haven't posted for six months should have all the bans they've suggested returned to them in a box.

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I would like a way to see how many SB's you have. (Now, I have no idea how annoying I am.)

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm not a fan of SB in general, but it seems like it would do more good if a person saw that they were getting close to the mark.

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

some sort of something to fix the webmailing reply issue

http://tinyurl.com/npaahw (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Could there be a count of the number of users online displayed at the top somewhere? Just a simple count of logged-in users (but not names, cos that would be crepey). Wouldn't be at all useful, just mildly interesting.

Yeah that's a nice idea, maybe wouldn't be too difficult to do either.

Stan - I've never been convinced by people's anti-SB argument around the "for the lols" thing, because no-one can see it. This is why I didn't make it available, so that it couldn't be used in this way. That said, I've been considering maybe warning people when they get to 40 or something. This would only affect a few people. Also - I wouldn't worry about your own position re: SBs.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

S1ocki, I don't know what the issue is. I was asked recently to remove 'reply to' from webmail, because people were being hassled off board.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Ok, thanks, that makes sense (why SBs aren't public). xpost

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

S1ocki, I don't know what the issue is. I was asked recently to remove 'reply to' from webmail, because people were being hassled off board.

― Keith, Saturday, August 1, 2009 5:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there was ever a "reply to"?

every webmail i've gotten has been unreplyable. which is ok, but maybe there shoudl be some sort of reminder to put your own email address in the message? or even an optional field for your email addy?

http://tinyurl.com/npaahw (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

More poll forms would be fun. One that allowed you to rank the options from first to last, say, or just allowed you to tick multiple boxes, livejournal style.

Would like this!

Also, if you decide to _not_ bring back lists of ILX-wide stats, I would still be interested in personal stats on on each person's profile page re: how many posts they've made, how many threads they've started, etc. Or at least a way for each user to see their own info.

master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, and that secret cool feature Ned Raggett has that notifies him as soon as someone mentions his name anywhere on ILX causing him to show up.

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

*holds breath & refreshes like mad*

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

but maybe there shoudl be some sort of reminder to put your own email address in the message? or even an optional field for your email addy?

Sure...

Musically, I do actually have these numbers, but what you're specifically asking for is one of the reasons I got rid of the stats thing! Tom Ewing wrote an article about this... Having # posts against each user automatically gives certain people status in the community, and this isn't necessarily a good thing (loads of posts doesn't mean loads of quality posts), so what I was thinking of was some more point in time stats, like # posts in the last week or month or something, which would be a bit more interesting anyway, as it changes more frequently.

Re: your own info, then yes sure - no reason not to show it there.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh and for now, you've made 3,839 posts.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

omg i want to know mine!

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

... and 35 good ones! ;-) (xpost)

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Surm, 1,209

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, olive should be olive, webmail has a note on it warning you to stick your email address in it and there's XML for bookmarks that have new answers.

Stet: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/BookmarksControllerServlet?xml=true

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

(not choosing these out of favouritism, they were just some of the easier things for now)

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Ho, top, cheers! Pints are yours.

stet, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Man, I loved the stats page.

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, if you want stats for now, which ones and I'll just run them and post them...

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Saturday night and no f***er is up for a drink, so at a loose end!

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

love where we're at now (with the exception of SB, which was an interesting idea and i'm sure not trivial to implement, but it's changed things for the worse imo). i'm generally opposed to new features that change the way ilx works as a magical community of social retards rather than just improve the UI (like remove bookmark links at the end of bookmarked threads) or are just cosmetic (like CSS changes).

preview would be great.

caek, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

"magical community of social retards"

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

all my thoughts already mentioned

"continue keeping it simple and plain"

^this above all :)

bnw, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

It sounds better and more true than "a social community of magical retards" (xpost)

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Re: the simple and plain thing, I've certainly no plans to change that. I do think the thing is very economical and helps you get straight to the actual important info - what people are posting. I find these PHPBB things really horrible with a really low signal to noise ratio, in that about 20cm on the screen can be taken up by someone saying 'lol' or the like.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

iatee, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i agree, that is terrible

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I am super pro-expanding poll options. I think they've grown to play a decently big role here, and you can do lots of pretty interesting things w/ statistics and rankings and stuff.

iatee, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I agree, it's just one of the harder things to do...

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

But will spend some time thinking it through.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe we can have a function for the race demographics off poll participants

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

What about a poll option that automatically SBs anybody who starts more than one poll in a week?

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Or a function that blows up your computer if you start a poll on something that was done 2 months ago?

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Or maybe shoots nerve gas out of your keyboard if you start a poll about Animal Collective?

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah maybe some polls with two axes so then you can make a histogram based on the respondent's age/sex/whatever

blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah anything that blows up your computer is cool

blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd like a function that prevented people getting uptight about the fact that other people may have discussed the same subject in the past. xx-post

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

hey thanks in advance Keith for anything you decide to do

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

how many posts have i made?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Would like to have a simple link to threads I'm on, please!

Meg (Meg Busset), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Granny, thanks.

Pfunkboy: 15,732

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Meg, don't quite understand that... Can't you get it from your browser's address bar? Maybe that's not what you mean.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks, keith!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

what about an unsuggest ban option? I think I have sb'd one or two people on accident.

iatee, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I hope StanM didn't die by holding his breath for half an hour.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

no like automatically bookmarking threads you posted on? except you can just click bookmark xp

blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

only another 545987098767676 posts to catch up with Ned mind you

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

No, I mean if I want to see which threads I've contributed to recently/ever. Without having to click bookmark every time.

Meg (Meg Busset), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Hooray! xxxpost :-)

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh OK, Meg... Hang on a tick...

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

X-post Harbl has gottit.

Meg (Meg Busset), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Meg, forgot about this, did it some time ago and have just turned it on... See the menu bar for a "My Recent Posts" option. This might go at least some way to what you're looking for.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i would like a function where anyone attempting to a thread with more than 200 new answers has the add a post box replaced with:

http://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2008/06/nintendo_take_break_final_break_lg.jpg

7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Ooh, lovely, thanks :)

x-post

Meg (Meg Busset), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

oooh, that My Recent Posts is great! Thanks!

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

No bother, was worth discussing as I forgot I did it!

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I, ned raggett, would like to know how many posts I've made

Al steak sauce: it's dad important (k3vin k.), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Before you ask - it'll be about 15 minutes out of date, the "My Recent Posts" thing.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

also a "suggest fap" button that fires a shock into any ilxors tether collars within 20 miles.

7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

t-shirts. we really need t-shirts. they don't have to be xian. there should really be an online gift shop. coffee mugs, etc. as a way to pay for future computer, um, stuff. i just really want a mark sinker coffee mug.

scott seward, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I dunno if this is just a css thing, an option I don't know about, or a purposeful security thing, but when I'm On iPhone, all pictures show up as links.

It'd be great if I had an option to change that, since I don't have a non-work desktop right now and am totally missing picture threads.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

a coffee mug that says "i would just like to point out that i am otm"

blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Is there a way to read archived threads easily on a cell phone? What I get is a long column with only a few characters per line, making it impossible to read even a single post via cell (e.g., words are broken apart several times, with lines of two or three characters apiece stacked on top of each other).

If there's an easy way to read archived threads via cell, I just haven't found it, and I apologize for asking; if not, I'd like to see the process made easier.

Thanks for this thread, BTW. Overall, ILX is great the way it is.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

The phone stuff I'm not sure, I'll need to take a look.

I too would like a Mark Sinker mug.

Energy Food, the links thing was deliberate because of bandwidth (threads would take ages to load)... It just automatically does that for mobile devices. I suppose the 3G ones are getting more popular now, so could consider turning that off.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Long live Opera Mini! I can see everything except animated gifs and videos on my non-iphone cell.

StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know if this has ever been addressed. But can we adopt the way blogspot uses formatting, i.e. highlight your text and then click an option below which italicizes/bolds/underlines/etc. it?

Also, with all the earnestness and non-snarkiness I can muster, is there a post somewhere that explains this?: "suggest ban is the best feature I've ever come up with"

Otherwise, love everything. No avatars! Wish more pages on the interwebs were this easy to load. Etc. Great job!

Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

There's probably not a post to explain that, at least in one place anyway, but your post might highlight it, though I doubt it's affected you in any way, but this place is in my opinion about ten times less snarky than it was this time last year and watching the numbers on this, I think that SB is part of that.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

For me the "show all 221 unread messages" break works better in theory than in practice.

I have a fast enough connection so if there was an option to Always Load All Messages by default that would be cool. Then maybe if I was browsing on my phone or whatever I could revert to hiding some messages.

Or maybe a way to customize which messages aren't loaded... For me not loading the beginning of the thread would be preferable to not loading the middle.

suggest banh mi (fields of salmon), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I have a fast enough connection so if there was an option to Always Load All Messages by default that would be cool.

Seconded.

kshighway, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Fields, the thing is that the reason it's really fast is in part because people aren't always loading all messages. It's about the scale of it... At the moment, there may be say 400 active users, all only getting 200 messages each. Now maybe a few of them want to read the whole thread, so they click the link.

If I changed that, we would have 400 users all getting all the messages and a resultant drop in performance for everyone, so I appreciate it can be a bit of a pain, but I think it's for the greater good.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

To answer yer question kjb, speaking as a sitewide mod, sb with few exceptions has a) led to bannings that would have otherwise been done by mods anyway (and subject to the usual clusterfuckedness and accusations of personal spite and b) alerted mods to some totally banworthy behavior by posters on threads that might have otherwise flown under the radar. If some random new dude starts throwing racist abusive nonsense for example a bunch of sbs can send up an alert without drawing the attention of the community as a whole, which is like the best antitrolling feature ever

7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh I would like an option similar to "go to most recent answer" that instead takes you to the "-- new answers are hidden, click here to show them all" break

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i would like it if key words could trigger a 'would you rather post this to ILTMI?' option (controversial!) - as a suggestion, like when it pops up potential duplicate threads.

tehresa, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

n/a why not just click 'load all messages' at the top?

tehresa, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

See the bottom of the "Boards" page for the currently active users:

12 logged in users active in the past two minutes

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i would also argue that sb has led to fewer bannings than would have otherwise occurred - it allows the mods to step back and look at the feelings of posters as a whole. i mean hey we're human, and we have hot buttons like anyone else, sb allows (for me at least, not trying to speak for everyone here) us to measure shit that drives us nuts vs. the feelings of peeps in general.

that said lets not have another go around on sb CONTROVERSY in this thread if possible, we have plenty of others where that can get discussed.

xposts

7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Replace all of POSTER X's posts with random pictures of cute ducks.
When we click "Skipping all messages...", instead of loading the entire thread, a (Preferences) option to load from the point where the thread starts skipping. Like, if the thread cuts off at the 50th post, click the cut link would load the thread starting with post 51.
Avatars.
Rating posts.

Leee, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

neat stuff keith! really interesting to see # of active users

avuenjo, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

btw as a dopey computer challenged dude, the speed with which keith can make things happen is both o_O and awesome.

u r magical!

xpost

7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Sometimes when there are big clusterfuck threads I don't want to read the whole thing, just get caught up on the last 50 posts, so it would be nice to jump right to the break

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah it is, isn't it? I don't really know what to expect.

What I do know is that about half the hits to ILX are from outside of ILX, so for the full number of users, it's pretty much doubling that.

x-post Cheers John

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

xxxxxpost OK thanx jjj! Now if only we could adopt blogspot's formatting help... :)

Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Kevin, yes I have thought about the formatting help in the past - I'd like to do it... It's a little tricky but I'll see what I can do - might take some time.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

hey n/a ctrl+f "skip" is what i do, sounds cumbersome but ya get fast at it

avuenjo, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

xpos ok keith thanx. u rock!

Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

my recent posts is A+

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks. My recent posts are A+

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Keith: Ah gotcha re: server performance. So what about a way to not load the start of the thread instead of not loading the middle? Or maybe some fine tuning of some kind.Sometimes I have to load all the messages to just get the two or three I hadn't seen since the last time I checked a particular thread. (I hope that makes sense, I'm not sure I'm explaining it right.)

suggest banh mi (fields of salmon), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i know, i can finally easily just see a huge list of all my own posts and read and reread them over and over again, its exciting, really seperating the wheat from the chaff here

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, I see. Yes I could do that - get the most recent 100 or something.

The original logic some years ago was to be as much to as many people as possible - to allow people to read the context of what the thread was about as well as always get the most recent stuff, but yes I could do what you're suggesting, though I'd need to think how it would work ergonomically...

x-post lol

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I've often wished for some rearrangement of the Search page, so I don't have to scroll past the instructions to click in the search field.

There are probably some other ways the Search page could be made more ergonomic -- the pull-down list of boards has always felt kind of cumbersome -- but I'm not sure what specific changes I'd suggest.

If the rest of the Internet were as functional as ILM, life would be sweet indeed.

Brad C., Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, I do agree it's not great that page. I recently moved the titles and posts button to make it more obvious, but it isn't obvious to me how to best reorganize it to make it much better...

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe make something like in the style of the "show formatting help" button on it

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes...

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I also just want to mention how much I love blueski-2.css. It's so "in the spirit" of ILX and I am very fond of it.

suggest banh mi (fields of salmon), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont know, maybe that didnt make sense

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I think it probably did... I did it.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Dropping the search instructions below the two forms would reduce the amount of scrolling required ... there could be a link at the top of the page to jump down to the instructions.

Are the two forms used about equally? I don't know if I've ever used the Given User feature. If there were a separate page for the Text Search form, I'd probably go there directly.

Just speaking from my own experience, having the Text Search form remember its settings from my most recent search, and selecting the text entry field automatically when I enter that page, would be great for doing repeated searches.

Brad C., Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link

oh cool xpost

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I think ilx is just dandy.

I am another who would like to know how many posts I've made, Keith. Would be interesting as I've only ever been a sporadic poster but have been here for around 9 years. Eek.

emil.y, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Emily, 1,963 posts

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Brad, yes having it remember settings would be good, though obviously a bit harder.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

the current post count is for the last 2 years (since relaunch) or all-time?

tehresa, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

If it's all-time, then that's about 218 posts a year. 18 posts a month. 4.5 posts per week. Less than one per day. So technically I don't post here at all.

emil.y, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Tehresa, it's probably since relaunch, unless you used the same email address as you did before, as everyone re-registered.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey keith, how about when someone clicks on a thread, you stick a "view previous page" above the first unread message, show the next 100 msgs, and if there are more, stick a "display all messages" @ the end. Not sure if some1 said this already but I think it's what others were getting at

Al steak sauce: it's dad important (k3vin k.), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks, Keith!

Brad C., Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

OK I get that. To be honest, the code that displays the messages and does all that stuff is so massively complex I might have trouble - it's certainly the messiest bit of ILX. There's so much going on in different circumstances, but if I could figure it, then that would make some sense.

x-post

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Keith you are grebt and I'm sorry if that post came off a bit demanding or entitled!

Xp cool

8080's and internet break (k3vin k.), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Keith, would it be easy to create a yes/no preference that would let Admin Functions show for sitewide mods all the time?

This is all very cool, btw! I'm sorry nobody could go out to the pub tonight, but it's ILX's gain!

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh that's OK, it didnt... x-post.

Rock, yes that would be OK, but surprised you'd want it!

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

could you do that for all mods?

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

If I were to do it, I wouldn't differentiate.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

everybody here is equally kind

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

I might hate it, but it would be cool to have the option, esp. on the occasional thread where 20 people want to know how many SBs they have. Currently, every time a mod refreshes the thread, the admin functions go away.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

oh actually iw as going to mention that on my cell browser (blackberry) the admin functions are ALWAYS there. not sure if that's fixable, obviously not a priority.

tehresa, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Dunno Tehresa, My work blackberry is broken at the moment, but I'll have a look when I get it sorted or get a new one. It's probably just because they just don't work very well!

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Alternatively, use the mobile interface and avoid the admin links altogether.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/BoardsXmlControllerServlet?stylesheet=mobile.xsl

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, that stylesheet results in lolhueg text for some reason? not a big deal/priority, really.

tehresa, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Is it still like that? I changed it to make it smaller, recently. If it's still too big, let me know and I'll change it.

Keith, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

One version or other back in the mists of time changed the shape and filled-ness of the bullets in new answers depending on whether there were new answers since you last read it. This is probably a minor CSS thing, but can we have it back?

Also can we have a mobile interface that is a little more blackberry friendly, I should check out the mobile interface again and tell you what that means.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Could the search function be changed so that if you put in a start date and no end date it searches everything newer than that date? At the moment it ignores the start date if there's no end date, so you have to make up a date in the future. Not much of a problem, but still...

(Possibly similar for end date and no start date, but I don't do that very often)

Thanks, sorry.

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 1 August 2009 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Ed, that was never in my version so it's programming work, but I'll see what I can do.

Spacecadet, yes I didn't know that was an issue; it should behave as you say.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

whoa that was cool. i just clicked on that link keith posted and now everything is awesome

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Sunday, 2 August 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

One request I have would be to notify me when a poll has ended that I had voted in. I could just bookmark the thread, but I don't care to follow all the discussion, I just want to know when the results are in.

Jeff, Sunday, 2 August 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, i have one. on the page where it says youve successfully logged out of ilx, can there be a link to the front page?

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 August 2009 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

seconded

this is really great keith, that we've gotten to the point where it's fun little fine-tuning stuff that we're thinking of

avuenjo, Sunday, 2 August 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Only thing I'd like is a preview post option, not so much for checking typos but making sure links/pics/formatting shows up ok.

DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Sunday, 2 August 2009 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link

So this thing about bookmarks highlighting where you've unread messages... If I do this, it won't be perfect, in that I don't store on the database where a user last read a thread to, I just store it in memory - the last 200 threads you read and of course this'll all disappear when I restart the server. However, this should be good enough for most purposes.

It's not that, that I think about, but that there are basically three states you can be in:

  • You've not read a thread at all (so technically, all of its messages are unread to you)
  • You've read a thread and it's not been updated since you read it
  • You've read a thread and it's had new messages since you read it
The last case is obvious; this should be highlighted in some way - different coloured bullet or something. But what's not clear is how you should treat the first state. Should you treat it like the second or the third case? The third is probably the 'scientific' answer (because it's got messages you haven't read), but it's possibly not as useful as treating it like the second (i.e. not highlighting threads you haven't yet read), but I'm not sure. Having three highlights would be too complex, I think.

Any thoughts?

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

well it seems more useful to think of the first two as something you're not interested in, so just the third would be highlighted. like most american posters wouldn't want a dis ting/soccer thread highlighted along with threads they've clicked on (and taken interest in) that have new answers. no offense to "football" but you know. another example would be the 500 cable news threads we have

blobfish russian (harbl), Sunday, 2 August 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

It probably moves into a slightly different area this, but there are threads I've not read at all because they're newly bumped or I've just missed them, and threads I've not read because I'm never going to (eg football).

I'd like the former to have a highlight and the latter not, but that'd mean effectively a killfile for threads, so you could distinguish.

stet, Sunday, 2 August 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Xp haha fuk football and skips in general

stet, Sunday, 2 August 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

we're on dis ting kicking a ball into a skip from quite far away

blobfish russian (harbl), Sunday, 2 August 2009 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, this is why I think it's tricky. Killfile isn't really a practical option, with 170,000 and growing threads out there.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link

OK so thinking about it, yes I think it should only highlight threads that you've actually read and that have since been updated.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Would it be possible to search by user AND text? Like if I'm searching for a post where Ned Raggett mentioned Radiohead, and I don't remember the date, it's virtually impossible to find by searching either "Ned Raggett" or "Radiohead" separately.

jaymc, Sunday, 2 August 2009 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Jay, you can kind of do this now, though it's certainly not obvious... If you use the text search, and enter something like:

radiohead AND displayName:"Ned Raggett"

It should work - remember to change to posts (if that's what you're looking for).

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

ignore lists

http://www.b3tards.com/u/c2d08cf4e23cfbd9a0c0/duck_hunt_dog.gif

― galumphing lummox (bug), Saturday, August 1, 2009 3:48 PM (Yesterday)

Bug, yes I was thinking that would be something I should do.

― Keith, Saturday, August 1, 2009 3:49 PM (Yesterday)

An idea from the missus: could this be made thread-specific? Like, ignore (User X) on this thread but not that thread?

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Sunday, 2 August 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

RSS feeds for a specific user's posts would be nice.

Jeff, Sunday, 2 August 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

and crepey

stet, Sunday, 2 August 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Surm, 1,209

― Keith, Saturday, August 1, 2009 10:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh wow thank you for this btw

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Sunday, 2 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

how hard would it be to have tabbed new answers lists? sort of like metafilter I guess--where I can have one tab with site new answers, one tab with just ilm, one tab with my favorite sub-boards, all on a single page? would be nice if it updated live but I imagine that's a pain.

max, Sunday, 2 August 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I haven't read this entire thread but I wish there was a suggest keep function that would operate exactly like suggest ban except in reverse

my biggest complaint with the suggest ban function is that it only gives voice to the people who say 'no', and it only allows you to vote *against* someone and no way to vote *for* them

鬼の手 (Edward III), Sunday, 2 August 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

dude

8080's and internet break (k3vin k.), Sunday, 2 August 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Like if I'm searching for a post where Ned Raggett mentioned Radiohead

It's a vision.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 2 August 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

OK so if you're logged in, then for any threads you have read, if there are subsequent new messages on that thread, the bullet on the new answers page will indicate it - on most stylesheets as an empty bullet, but as different colours on some. Happy for suggestions except penguins as to how it should be indicated though - for now, let me know if it works OK.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Having the Statscock back would be nice.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

update-sensitive bullet seems to be working for me right now! (on blueski-2 i think)

nb all of this is super awesome, Keith, thank you. <3

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

46 logged in users active in the past five minutes

Sweet! Thanks Keith! Is there an easy way to do this on the new answers page of each board?

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I miss RSS, I like to know I haven't missed anything when I haven't been around for a while.

AJD, Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

The updated thing wasn't working on others because I forgot to update the stylesheets, but have done so with style and old.

Nick - it's easy to do, it's just a question of finding a neat place to put it... Don't want it to get too cluttered.

Matt - see above.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Ah, thanks.

Also, not sure if this was covered, but the ability for mods to de-index threads with a simple tickbox would be really appreciated.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll sort the rest of the stylesheets in a minute for the updated threads thing.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't want it to get too cluttered.

Totally agree!

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I had to reload the stylesheet for the bullets to work, but it does now.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Sunday, 2 August 2009 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

This is mighty confusing. I'm using Blueski-2.css and the bullets apparently (I never noticed before) are alternating squares: big/small/big/small/big/small.
At the moment, none are empty, but if they were, then empty would mean something, but big/small wouldn't mean anything?

Please to think up some other and immediately obvious way to show new messages on threads (if that's really necessary) (e.g. http://www2.dsre.net/images/blankpage_ico.gif)

StanM, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll sort the rest of the stylesheets in a minute for the updated threads thing.

― Keith, Sunday, August 2, 2009 2:42 PM (28 minutes ago)

Very cool! I loaded old.css long enough to see how it worked, looking forward to seeing it on style3.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, so on this stylesheet, it's a black square (big or small) bullet for new messages and a grey (big or small) for no new messages/unread/other.

StanM, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

What browser are you using? They shouldn't be big/small, it's just darker (on mine anyway).

They should be darker when a thread you've read has new answers on it...

Rock - it's done on them all now.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

or maybe some kind of "new message on thread since you last visited it" tooltip when hovering over that bullet kinda thing? Not everyone is going to read this thread or immediately guess/see the bullets suddenly mean something.

FFX 3.5.1

StanM, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm, was working on old.css and now it isn't.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, if you can think of something good then yes, but I think some kind of "New Messages" thing would be too intrusive, though I understand it's not immediately obvious what they mean.

Weird, I'm using FFX 3.5.1 too, though on a Mac. Don't get the big/small thing. Perhaps it's the Windows version.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Correction: Blueski-2.css bullets aren't alternating big/small, they're (probably?) totally random:

http://i25.tinypic.com/mskmxd.png

StanM, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Or are some threads fuller than others, like a fuel gauge? :-)

StanM, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Ed, it's probably just because I rebooted to fix all the other stylesheets, so the server's forgotten your position on some recent threads.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's weird, Stan I mean the only change to the stylesheet I've made is this:


.updated {
color: #000;
}

And that style should only be used when the thread's got new messages, so a bit puzzled as to why anything else would have changed.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

It may have been like this forever, I only just looked at the bullets since they suddenly mean something. (when they're black, but not when they're big or small)

StanM, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Right - I mean it feels like a browser rendering thing... No anti-aliasing; that kind of thing. I'll temporarily take the change out and you can let me know if it made a difference... Give me a second.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, it should be as was now... Whatever that was.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

yup, working again.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmmm, style3 still not working, Keith.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

The stylesheet is updated... You may need to just shake your browser a bit - they do a good job of caching stylesheets. Try refreshing 'furiously' for a bit.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Nevermind about the Blueski-2.css big/small bullet thing: it's not random, there's a pattern: --.-.--.-.-- (etc) (still confusing though: this doesn't mean anything, but the color does)

StanM, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually, now that you mention it, I've just noticed it on mine too :)

It isn't anything to do with the change; must just be Firefox's rendering. Maybe there's a way to force it, but I doubt it.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Ah! That got it. Quit/restarted Firefox. Thanks!

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Let me try circles, Stan - that might be better.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Much better, thanks!

StanM, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

(I was looking at morse code to see if --.-. or .-.-- meant anything, just in case :-) )

StanM, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Probably is, isn't it. It's all a bit annoying as they're bigger on FFox than they are on Safari, but not a lot I can do, I guess.

Keith, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

My only suggestion is to keep up the good work. I love ILX, because it only changes for the better. None of the "we're changing everything cuz we have to do something with all the designers we hired" that seems to infect other sites. All the gloss is subtle, and in the name of usability. I'm posting from Zing, so I guess my only suggestions would be to polish up Zing, and make Windows/iPhone versions. You guys rock!

schwantz, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Jay, you can kind of do this now, though it's certainly not obvious... If you use the text search, and enter something like:

radiohead AND displayName:"Ned Raggett"

It should work - remember to change to posts (if that's what you're looking for).

― Keith, Sunday, August 2, 2009 10:43 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Excellent, thanks, Keith!

jaymc, Sunday, 2 August 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Keith, what classes do I need to add support for to caek.css to make the updated threads list thing work?

caek, Sunday, 2 August 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

print to cafepress button

I h8 meatheads (cozwn), Sunday, 2 August 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

haha!

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 August 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha. i would like a coffee mug that says SUGGEST BAN in the interior once the liquid level gets too low. like, you're not allowed to have too little coffee.

tehresa, Monday, 3 August 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm not really sure how this works though, like are you suggest banning the coffee or the mug or?

tehresa, Monday, 3 August 2009 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe the ability to edit a post? I hate reading my own typso.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 3 August 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Typos!

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 3 August 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey tehresa remember at Sefap you suggeted this idea, a little tab that says

http://www.luxurybath.com/images/partners-microban.jpg

so instead of banning somebody for a few days you just ban them for a few minutes

thank u for bringin us captain planet, dogg (latebloomer), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

lol i don't think my idea was that fleshed out; i just saw the label on something and snapped a cell phone pic, and was then pondering what exactly a microban would be.

tehresa, Monday, 3 August 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

read before posting

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost to daniel

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i microbanned harbl yesterday!

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

sometimes you remind me of the duchess from alice in wonderland.

estela, Monday, 3 August 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

im gonna go back and read this whole thread later, but having more complex poll options, like being able to rank choices 1 thru x, would be great

air crut (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

estela is that a compliment

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i would think so!

tehresa, Monday, 3 August 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I do. Still the occasional typo. :(

(xp to Roxy)

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 3 August 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

of course it is a compliment, you are the shining star of the admin log.

estela, Monday, 3 August 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

wow ty!!

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

really digging this bullet thing! thanks, keith!

tehresa, Monday, 3 August 2009 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^

8080's and internet break (k3vin k.), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

also, this is just a small pet peeve of mine, but in the search page, when searching posts by a certain user, could the default be changed to "display name" instead of "email address" as i can't see who would use the email address to search except for mods (?) and lots of times, esp when i'm trying to find a certain post by someone in a rush, i always have to end up clicking back to search because i forgot to change the default

air crut (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ Yeah, cosign that.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link

OH I HAVE ANOTHER ONE

okay so, could it be possible to order the list of boards on the "boards" page so that i can put the ones that i always read up at the top and the ones that i don't down at the bottom? or like, where it says "ILM Answers" and "ILE Answers" to be able to customize which boards have those links at the top?

air crut (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

you can do the latter in preferences!

tehresa, Monday, 3 August 2009 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link

buuuuuuurn

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

ah great, thx t

definitely the bigger one would be having the ablity to order the list of boards on the board page

air crut (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

HEY ANOTHER ONE

is there a way to convert simple html to bbcode? i've never seen that on this site before

air crut (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link

this bullet point thing is super cool cuz sometimes... like i don't want to lose a bookmark on a thread (usually to watch a youtube) but i still want to read the thread if there are subsequent posts and beforehand there was no way to figure out if there were new posts unless you watched the thread on SNA, so this is awesome keith

air crut (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Jordan, cheers, also re: the search you are spot on... I'll change it next chance I get because you are absolutely right.

Keith, Monday, 3 August 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link

"My Recent Posts" = cool. Bullets thing is kinda cool too but doesn't looks a bit off in the default style - maybe they should be squares?

Maybe the ability to edit a post? I hate reading my own typso.

This! I would like a way to Preview the post before submitting it - like a client-side check for bbcode errors and images and such to make sure you're not messing things up.

Nhex, Monday, 3 August 2009 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes I'll have a think about that - several people have asked for that.

Sorted the search defaults.

Keith, Monday, 3 August 2009 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link

it already sends your post back if you mess up code...further than that, just read your posts.

8080's and internet break (k3vin k.), Monday, 3 August 2009 11:30 (fourteen years ago) link

xp

8080's and internet break (k3vin k.), Monday, 3 August 2009 11:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Your post count displayed on the boards page.

Keith, Monday, 3 August 2009 12:16 (fourteen years ago) link

You have posted 3,284 messages

oooooooohh i like

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Monday, 3 August 2009 12:20 (fourteen years ago) link

6,543. Reverse countdown, nice. Maybe I'll just stop now. Oh crap.

ledge, Monday, 3 August 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

OK mods can now deindex threads. Note that all this does is puts something in the thread to instruct Google and the like to either not index it, or to deindex it - it'll take time if it's already indexed and there's no guarantee that any given search engine will take notice of the deindex instruction.

Keith, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Ta very much, you rock.

Matt DC, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

You have posted 33,798 messages

Shudder.

Matt DC, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I saw how many messages I posted and I about spat out my soup.

xp now I don't feel so bad

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

You have posted 128,089 messages

That's it?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes you really need to start putting your mind to this.

Keith, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait are these stats since the dawn of ILX or just since ILX2? Apologies if that's been asked upthread, it's kinda long.

Matt DC, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

It depends really. It's not to do with ILX or ILX2, but more to do with whether or not you've been using the same email address, so yours and Ned's stats are correct for the email address/login ID you're currently using.

Keith, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

You have posted 7,184 messages

Is that all, guess I haven't been wasting as much time here as I thought.

Changing subject, would it be possible to have options to sort the new threads pages alphabetically?

DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Monday, 3 August 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Ah right, that is all my ILX posts ever then. Good lord.

Matt DC, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Ned, your total is about 2% of the total number of posts on ILX!

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Monday, 3 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Billy, I suppose it would be possible - might seem a little strange though - do you mean to have say the 200 most recent threads, but not ordered by how recent they are, but in alphabetical order?

Keith, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes you really need to start putting your mind to this.

Well I'll get on that.

Ned, your total is about 2% of the total number of posts on ILX!

You have to start somewhere.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Keith, yes. Sometimes I know a thread has been updated recently but can't find it straight away, being able to place them in order could be useful in finding it.

DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Monday, 3 August 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

It would be nice to be able to skip directly to the most recent time jump on a thread, rather than having to scroll up and down for ages to find it.

chap, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, it's not hard to sort them but might have to think about how you choose that option. Bear in mind that some threads are going to weirdly disappear from the middle when they're sorted (as they drop out of the top 200).

Keith, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

You have posted 505 messages

huh really. I thought more like 50. I'd like to think that I remain amazingly anonymous for a 500 post guy.

while I'm here, someone please tell me how to access that titleless NOT WORKSAFE topic before my head explodes in frustration. I thought I was being smart going to blog view but I still can't work out how people are posting in it.

Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, 3 August 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

view page source ; )

blobfish russian (harbl), Monday, 3 August 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

You can't, it's invite only! (xpost) (damn!)

StanM, Monday, 3 August 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

phew.

Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, 3 August 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow I cannot believe I have 1,454 posts on these boards, I would have guessed more like 500. I have been around here a long time but I can barely call myself a lurker with a post count like that.

Vinnie, Monday, 3 August 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Ned makes lurkers of us all.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Guys, I am closing in on 50,000.

jaymc, Monday, 3 August 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, Ned and jaymc.

Between my old screen name and this one, I'm at ~8500.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

how come you can't make a new poll on IRE anymore? the link at the top seems to be gone. i can still see it on 1p3.

blobfish russian (harbl), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

You can turn polls off for boards, so I guess this is what's happened here. Why someone did that for IRE, I don't know... Anyone else know?

Keith, Monday, 3 August 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

jergins!!!!!!!!

blobfish russian (harbl), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

Keith, Monday, 3 August 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey has the updates on the bullets been turned back off? I was seeing them yesterday but Im not, now. Maybe its my cache?

seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually NM it was.

seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link

"You have posted 28,657 messages"

Oh christ, thats a depressing thing to see at the page's top. That many? Get one life, me.

seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

not a fan of the bullets thing, but maybe it's just my stylesheet. I don't really like having some thread I clicked on once but will probably never read again more leftwards on the page than everything else... sticks out too much.

salsa shark, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 08:55 (fourteen years ago) link

avatars

I h8 beaheads (cozwn), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link

just a wee joke

I h8 beaheads (cozwn), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link

You have posted 4.263 messages

WAH? In the seven years? That's about 1,6 posts per day. I R FAIL.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 09:41 (fourteen years ago) link

while I'm here, someone please tell me how to access that titleless NOT WORKSAFE topic before my head explodes in frustration. I thought I was being smart going to blog view but I still can't work out how people are posting in it.

― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, 3 August 2009 17:24 (Yesterday) Bookmark

Why oh why...

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link

29 logged in users active in the past five minutes

I love this but at the same time I wonder who the users are. I know Ned's here. And Kenan. And I (duh).

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I am not here, and I resent the implication.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link

7 users have entered the room.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Now it's up to 43. Coffee break?

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 09:59 (fourteen years ago) link

would it be an idea to turn img tags into links for posts older than (say) 7 days (with option to turn back on)? would make threads like WDYLL so much easier to open, or when you're trying to look for an old post quickly in the football thread but when you display all messages and ctrl-f you'll find the bit you want but then it gets bumped off the screen as the old images get loaded up top.

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:07 (fourteen years ago) link

It's easy enough to get a list of names, but as someone says upthread, would be a bit odd to display it.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Ken, I think that might work for the specific case you're talking about, but would probably annoy people in most cases. Maybe there's a way to indicate it, or to easily toggle images hiding or something. I'm having to add in a new menu bar for Billy's alphabetical thing anyway, so maybe it's a place to put it.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh heavens. The menu bar is too long already.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I know. Not easy and I'm not sure this is that great, but I do need space for more buttons. See here, Kenan:

http://www.ilxor.com/sandbox/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, shouldn't you be in bed?

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:19 (fourteen years ago) link

omg i thought this thread was lost forever!!!! this is going to be a good day
http://www.ilxor.com/sandbox/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=141&threadid=695

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Did you not know the sandbox was there?

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:21 (fourteen years ago) link

several xposts... This is one of the special cases in which I would recommend a second level of navigation. Maybe block out a "master" list that stays at the top no matter who you are, and looks like the nav at the top does now, and then a second-level list that displays things like what boards you have chosen to put in your special snowflake menu, your own bookmarks, stuff like that. A sidebar would work for that.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link

The top menu can only get so crazy, and it's pretty crazy. I know having a sidebar would be against everything that ILX stands for, but practicality must prevail.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, I had thought it'd make sense to have the main menu always being the same wherever you are. At the moment, if you go on to an actual board, you get the new question/new poll stuff, so a secondary menu would deal with the context sensitive stuff.

A sidebar though! We're stepping into a world of difficulty there! x-post

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Also many xposts... I don't get the alphabetical thing at all. I mean, I get it, but... why not a button that re-sorts the page according to the length of the title? Who said "alphabetical"? (I clearly have not read this thread.)

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Ideas for ILX

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I see now.

My point stands.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:31 (fourteen years ago) link

seriously

caek, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:32 (fourteen years ago) link

good job

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:40 (fourteen years ago) link

haha, oh God, how bored was I the day of United Arab Amirites? (I had forgotten I'd even posted on it, and I'm all over it!)

ailsa, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link

if you know enough of the thread title that resorting alphabetically would help you find it, you might as well just ctrl-f, surely?

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link

keith, did you get time yet to totally revise the suggest ban function, it's motivations and working, etc?

Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link

joeks. sterling work!

Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

suggest mod function?

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

There's a lot of "coulda, not shoulda" already built in, no reason to go much further with that. A lot can be buried without loss of basic function to anyone, save maybe the occasional... um... lovely person who is a bit different from the rest. Like, I think "New Questions" can be dropped from the menu totally, if not from the site. It's not a very efficient way to see what's here at all. New questions are meaningless without new answers, right?

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Also the top menu mixes boards, general prefs, and personal prefs. A hierarchy of some kind could only clarify things.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Problem is that people work in different ways. If I dropped New Questions, I'm pretty sure that I'd then find out it was the only thing that someone used.

I think this is a question of kind of rationalising the interface - kind of tidy it up, separate out the context-sensitive options from the options that make sense from anywhere in the site. I think some options I'd like to draw attention to (e.g. customise site new answers) are currently hidden. But it'll take some time to figure out how to organise it.

x-post yes agreed

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link

If I dropped New Questions, I'm pretty sure that I'd then find out it was the only thing that someone used.

I imagine there would be that one guy. What I'm saying is, fuck that guy.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Well OK, there's where we're going to disagree.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link

hi i use site new questions all the time

max, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:55 (fourteen years ago) link

when im checking in w/ the board after not having posted in a couple days or whatever, i can read my bookmarks first and then swing to site new questions to see whats new that i dont have bookmarked

max, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not trying to be extra dickish or anything, nor undemocratic. What I mean is, hierarchy of the navigation is going to mean making those decisions at some point anyway. Features that very few people use should be cut or else buried. Being all things to all ilxors is how the menu got a bit inscrutable.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah I think buried is fine - or maybe with a simple default configuration that people can customise, but cutting them altogether likely isn't going to work.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I imagine it would be harder to cut things than leave them there, anyway. Yeah, no need for, like, spite. I didn't mean that.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:00 (fourteen years ago) link

To slightly shorten the bar sometimes, maybe you could not show the link to the current page? (i.e. No "ILM answers" button when you're on the ILM answers page, no "Boards" button when you're on the board list page already)?

StanM, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:16 (fourteen years ago) link

good in theory but in practice that means the menu items are always shifting position, and i think it's better to have them fixed. also sometimes i click on a 'current page' button as a way of refreshing.

ledge, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Hm... I guess I'm thinking of this from a guided interface kind of angle, but without asking the first question, which is "What does the site need to DO?" Or even "Who is the customer?" Because really, who IS the "customer" for ILX? People who are already here? They're going to bitch like hell as soon as anything is even slightly changed, that's an unpleasant given. But the "customer" isn't the general public, either. Does ILX even WANT to be naturally guiding the general internet toward its most popular boards and most used features? I don't know this.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, yeah, the menu is confusing as hell, but not to ME.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:21 (fourteen years ago) link

(If you see what I mean.)

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes it is a good way to think about it. I think at the moment, it's a bit of both. I do think sites need to attract new users or they just get stale, you're right about how difficult people find it dealing with change, but a little at a time works.

The other thing is that we don't really have any stats on what people do use. Although I could probably pull some of them together.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link

So for example, there have been 24 hits to the site new questions page since yesterday evening. Not many, but it's getting some use.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Part of my problem is that I don't know whether or not the menu is confusing or not. We're all so used to it that it's hard to tell. I mean, it might be confusing, then again, maybe it isn't - I just don't know.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link

guess papers link in menu plz

stet, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Hay, wehn to m33t?

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link

There's only one way to sort this out. POLL.

ledge, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

for me it's not that the menu's confusing, just that the length changes (usually blog view and logout fall off the end on individual thread pages, though that does depend on how wide I've got my browser) and that's mildly... it's not even irritating, it's just a bit messy?
I dunno, I'd rather have a menu bar that's always on two rows (upper one w/ fixed items, lower one changeable), than a single always-shifting one.

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link

how about a ticker that tells you how many times a thread has been viewed? (apologies if this has been suggested already)

damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link

an 'excelsior' link where people can click if they found post funny, and if it gets +5 score they go to a dedicated excelsior thread that may actually contain funneys?

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

xxp yeah I like that idea. The lower one could have e.g. My Recent Posts, Blog View, on the boards/site new answers pages, and New Question, New Poll, for the individual board pages.

ledge, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Damo, you can kind of see this here: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/Pages/most-read-threads.jsp

I know it's not on all threads, but I'd be concerned about the snowballing effect it'd create - people would gravitate towards the most read threads and these in turn would get read more.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Part of my problem is that I don't know whether or not the menu is confusing or not.

Here's why I think that it definitely is.

Site New Answers -- first thing in the menu, takes you a weird hinterland that may or may not even have anything in it. Needs to be moved out of the position that's intuitively reserved for a home page.
Search -- search is search, probably ok where it is, but might be better in its own place. Maybe a thin sliver of a search field at the top of every page, above the menu even?
Boards -- If it's the home page, it shouldn't be in the third position on the menu, and if it's a list of boards, it should at least be next to the boards that are listed later in the menu.
Preferences, Bookmarks, My Recent Posts -- user-specific stuff usually all goes together in its own place on the menu or on another menu. "New Question" and "New Poll" probably should be lumped in with these, too. It's the "you're in control" section of the menu.
ILM, ILE, etc. -- see "Boards"
[board you are looking at] New Answers -- probably needs more love than it gets in the menu, since it just kind of appears there without special distinction. Sometimes I want to type "whoami".

And etc.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd rather have a menu bar that's always on two rows (upper one w/ fixed items, lower one changeable), than a single always-shifting one.

That would be perfect.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link

what c sharp said was kind of what i was thinking for a while. the menu being one row with everything on it is weird. should be kind of like

Site New Answers Search Boards Preferences Bookmarks Logout Admin
ILE ILM 1P3G IRE etc. (whatever you put there)
New Question New Poll etc.

in my opinion. having three rows isn't too much, right? if the text is small.

blobfish russian (harbl), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link

takes you a weird hinterland that may or may not even have anything in it

Eh? When is this true?

I did deliberately put it there some time ago, to emphasize it. I think the issue here is that there is a 'home page', but that the home page isn't in itself really very useful. Site New Answers isn't the home page, but it's the most heavily used page, hence its somewhat privileged position.

Do you use Site New Answers, Kenan, or do you typically use the board you're reading's new answers?

Re: the two row thing - I did try this some time back, but it looked a bit ugly. Can try it again though.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah most people use it as their home page, i know i do. i barely ever look at "boards" except to check the admin log

blobfish russian (harbl), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link

except to check the admin log

Should probably put that in the top left and in bold.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Of course the worst thing about changing these is that I can't just do it once, I have to do it on all of the stylesheets!

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Eh? When is this true?

Well... now. ANd now.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/Picture1-3.png

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you mean you've customised it to show no boards?

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Of course the worst thing about changing these is that I can't just do it once, I have to do it on all of the stylesheets!

eh? these are content not style changes surely?

ledge, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks to the "post count" thing and the "my recent posts" thing I just discovered my 8000th post was "grandad".

stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link

obv you would need to add a new style for a second menu. xp.

ledge, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Indeed, but in changing from one to two rows, I can guarantee that a bunch of the stylesheets will not deal with that well.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you mean you've customised it to show no boards?

No, I didn't do that. I have never seen anything on that page. Are you serious, it's the most used page? It's blank for me!

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow - something is wrong then!

Click the "Site New Answers" header - see what it says in it.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, just click the "restore defaults" button - see if that makes it come up with something.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link

haha kenan

max, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link

No, sorry. my fault. I unchecked all the boards earlier in this conversation, actually, but I didn't know the difference because I have never clicked on that page.

Yeah, different people using it different ways is the truth.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I was cornfused.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link

you're living in the past, man! contemporize!

i'd be happy to donate some time to fixing shitty css problems caused by 2nd menu bar.

ledge, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Ha - it's a good page. I like it; in fact, it's basically all I use.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Cheers, Ledge.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Kenan, don't you use your own stylesheet?!

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Jesus... on this "site new answers" page that I swear I have never been to before in my ILX life, the "kenan dark" stylesheet looks like lukewarm shit. Why didn't anyone tell me?!

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:10 (fourteen years ago) link

The links are black there, unlike on the new answers page for whatever board you're on? I feel like boiling my own shoe right now.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link

It'll only be like that if you've done the 'restore defaults', which actually sets everything to black. It's a bit of a bug really - it should just not put a colour on it.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link

wait kenan doesn't use site new answers? this is like when lex didn't know who john wayne was

I h8 beaheads (cozwn), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Set in my ways, with the worst of them. I got used to reading one board at a time probably about 8 years ago now, and never thought to do it differently.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:17 (fourteen years ago) link

NOW I understand how people can so mysteriously keep up with ILE and ILM at the same time! I was always like, "Do they just constantly keep two browser windows open?"

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha!

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link

keith, thank you for doing all this for us.

estela, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh that's OK... Cheers.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:21 (fourteen years ago) link

The black text on the Site New Answers page is unfixable with CSS because of this:

<li><a style='color: #000000'

There's an inline style somewhere, and that'll always trump.

And yes, keith, if I haven't mentioned it in a while... you rule. :)

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, the style is how it does the colouring... The bug is that 'restore defaults' should make it not put the style in at all, not make it set them all to black.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link

(is this how keith spends his holiday?)

koogs, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link

lol - going to Glasgow shortly to see various ILXors and Dr. C.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

welcome to site new answers, kenan, you will be able to keep up with site new nonsense better now.

estela, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, not too much. The stylesheet I use is almost unreadable on that page. I'm kind of glad I didn't know that before, because there's nothing I can do about it. The links are black, black forever. Black like death.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll fix that...

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:31 (fourteen years ago) link

And this is the most used page? I could crawl into a hole right now. I feel like I've been walking around with a booger hanging out of my nose for the last 3 years.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, we just didn't want to embarrass you by saying anything.

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Huh, New Questions. Interesting. I assumed that this would be a list of unanswered questions. Maybe that's how it used to be?

jaymc, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Keith, you are awesome.

the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah I think buried is fine - or maybe with a simple default configuration that people can customise, but cutting them altogether likely isn't going to work.

― Keith, Tuesday, August 4, 2009 11:58 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I've kind of lost track of what specific menu bar features are getting added here, but philosophically I disagree with this. Getting the UI right is hard, and people are always going to wail and gnash when you take away their pet feature, but my experience of developing for end users is that cutting features that are either little-used, have better alternatives, or are just silly (alphabetical list of threads?!) will make your life easier in the long run, as well as making the site easier to use.

caek, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I've got a couple of different menubar mockups kicking about somewhere, will see if they're still relevant.

Keith: could sna colouring use named colours rather than values? That'd let stylesheets define them to fit in.

stet, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

In Waverley. No sign of Janet Street Porter. Up to anything this afternoon? Will be in Glasgow in 45.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, this is maybe a dumb question, but when you're in Site New Answers, is it possible for threads you've clicked on to appear in a different color, just as it is if you were viewing a board on its own? I'm also not sure that the blue used in thread titles on blueski.css is an option on Site New Answers, but I guess I can live with that. (Basically, I want Site New Answers to visually render exactly like blueski.css.)

jaymc, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

This works if you stop hiding sub-boards (at least with old.css).

pon de floor (HI DERE), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

unreg users on IRE

( ˙_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Jaymc, this is the thing that was so disturbing me upthread. There's an errant bit of code that makes all links on the Site New Answers page black, clicked or not clicked, style or no style, no matter what. And only on that page.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Ok, not all links -- all thread title links. Which is kind of even weirder, because every other link on the page is more prominent than the one you want to click.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Kenan, it's not as simple as that. It doesn't style them at all if you've never messed with the customisation.

Jay, yes I'll have a think, but will take a bit of work as I'll need to figure out the maths for hsb colours (to make visited links darker than whatever colour you've chosen or something like that) and so on but I thinking could do it.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Cool, thanks. That's one of the reasons I don't use Site New Answers very often.

jaymc, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

You have more than one reason!? :)

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, that's also my main reason (the other being that a lot of boards confuse me). In any case, thanks a lot for doing this!

Gigolo Grasiento (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

hsb? u mean rgb? i'd subtract the same amount - percentage wise - about 25%? from each val. of course you'd have to split the string into the three components.

ledge, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, only a couple of other reasons. One is that if you're following more than a few boards, older threads get bumped off the page more quickly. Another might just be a personal psychological thing -- like it just feels more orderly to look at the boards separately. I feel like I can keep track of things better. But I still use SNA from time to time, mostly to see if I've missed things on the smaller boards I don't check quite as often as ILE/ILM.

jaymc, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

No I meant hsb - I think I am right... Doing it in rgb doesn't quite work e.g you can't make red (255-0-0) darker by any easy multiplication of the rgb numbers I think, but you can convert to hsb, reduce the 'b' and then put it back to rgb.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry meant lighter not darker. Not easy this on an iPhone.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Ah okay Jay. Makes sense.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

If the colors are CSS instead of hardcoded, you get the darkening for free -- just make them <A class="greenlink" or the like, and in the stylesheet specify a:link to be whatever actual color value you want. If there's no a:visited style, you'll get the browser default, but if you want to make it a darker green or w/e, then the stylesheet can do that.

stet, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't for the life of me think how a stylesheet could work here but I guess I'll be seeing you shortly so I suppose we can talk it over!

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, yup, lighter is harder. how would you convert to hsb tho? (btw i think of it as hsv, hence my confusion).

ledge, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I know that it's not need-to-know for me at this point, but I don't understand what's unavoidable about having an inline style that colors the links on just that one page. But there's a lot I don't know here, and I can happily file this under "known unknowns."

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

If I could type faster on this thing I would explain my logic! When I'm back at my desk!

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

it's 'cause of users picking their own colours for site new answers, ain't it? that kind of overrides and sits outside any stylesheet coding.

ledge, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

unless you want to hack every stylesheet with a class for every possible colour (and visited, etc, variations thereon).

ledge, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

users can pick their own colors for... what? They can?

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

That's it. I think Stet's point is that you could abstract it e.g. the class is 'death' which is defined to be black and you could also hardwire a visited class but this would all seem impractical to me... Black doesn't mean death to Chinese people, for example. My finger hurts.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

it does to me

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

sure, blame it on the chinese

max, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Lol kenan.

Ledge rgb to hsv is a little complicated. Google it. There's an algorithm on wikipedia I think.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

So you can pick your own colors for links on the new answers page (which remains future news to me, I don't see any such option), AND you can pick your own stylesheet, which conflicts with the colors the users may have picked... goddamn, man. You're going to give yourself a brain hemorrhage over this. Just DO NOT DO one of those things. Why would you need to do both?

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

It's been that way for about two years! Click on the site new answers heading.

Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

colour picker is linked from prefs page.

ledge, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

it's 'cause of users picking their own colours for site new answers, ain't it? that kind of overrides and sits outside any stylesheet coding.

Well, even if you don't pick your own colors for Site New Answers, you're still stuck with the default color (black). Basically, as it stands, you can't use SNA without overriding stylesheet colors for thread titles.

jaymc, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes you can. The problem arises when you start hiding sub-boards, or at least this is the way old.css behaves; I can't speak for the other stylesheets.

pon de floor (HI DERE), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

> how would you convert to hsb tho?

java's Color class has a method. (the actual maths is a fiddle, usually a case statement which splits it up into 60 degree segments and treats them differently. http://actionsnippet.com/?p=797 )

koogs, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes you can. The problem arises when you start hiding sub-boards, or at least this is the way old.css behaves; I can't speak for the other stylesheets.

Maybe I don't understand what you're talking about. I just changed my stylesheet to "old.css," I selected show "all" boards in the Site New Answers settings, and I set the color for all of the boards to be the default, black. Site New Answers still shows thread titles as black, rather than the blue/purple of old.css.

jaymc, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Does it do this if you click the "Restore Defaults" button as opposed to manually setting the values?

pon de floor (HI DERE), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

A-ha! No, it doesn't. I forgot about "Restore Defaults." Yeah, that works fine then, even with blueski.css. So the problem only develops if you set preferences for Site New Answers.

jaymc, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Correct.

pon de floor (HI DERE), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

(which is why I never changed the preferences for SNA)

pon de floor (HI DERE), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I just figured there were some boards that I wouldn't want to be shown, since I never read them, but I'm looking at the default SNA page right now, and it appears no one else reads them either lol.

jaymc, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

How come the boards on the "Boards" page and the "I Want to Change the Boards Shown on Site New Answers..." in a different order? Not important at all, just noticed.

StanM, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

"I Want ... " is ordered alphabetically. The boards page has ILM and ILE at the top, then it's broadly alphabetical except for some new ones, TMI is up and the top and People/Vinyl/Photography are at the bottom. I think it could be tweaked.

ledge, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, it's because I have some functionality that allows you to define the order of boards and create folder and put things in on the front page, that's basically never been used.

I've just moved the newer boards into alphabetical order. The other one is just in alphabetical order as it's sorted before being displayed.

Jay, I tried to do the link visited thing for colours - I had hoped to set a visited link to a darker colour, based on whatever colour you had selected for that thread, but it seems as though it's impossible to set the 'visited' status of a link, on a link-by-link basis, which makes this very tricky.

Nonetheless, I have added a 'not set' option in the colours, which all will be set to if you 'restore defaults', when I next upload the software (I'll do that shortly).

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link

thx!

StanM, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, so another thing I've been thinking about is the integration of rss feeds in search results. I'm a total cpu noob so I have no idea of the feasibility of this, but it'd be nice to be able to subscribe to rss feeds of search words or individual posters.

Gigolo Grasiento (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Baaderonixx, it's something I'd like to do, but it is really quite tricky to do without making a site come to a standstill... To be useful, you have to customise for each user (in the way you mention), which makes it very hard to keep data in memory (needed to make the site run quickly and smoothly), and in addition to this, you have RSS readers that automatically hit the server every 30 seconds checking for updates!

As I say, I'd like to do it in some fashion - it's pretty easy technically, but pretty hard to ensure the site continues to work well.

I know other sites have it, but then sites like Slashdot have something like eighty servers; whereas, ILX has one.

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

hey keith i don't think i have many but can u tell me how many sb's i ahve?

mark cl, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

just curious

mark cl, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Sure, you have one.

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Necessity of dumping the mob-rule-enabling Suggest Ban being discussed here:

Missin U <3 - lamentations for those felled by the SB

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, Morbs, especially this post.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah. I like Matt, but that's BS.

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

remove suggest ban

51 is the loneliest number (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link

whoa what just happened

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

So I made the change - if you restore defaults on the customise site new answers page, you'll get normal un-styled links back.

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

mods vs mobs vs morbs

unban dictionary (blueski), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

"View in Alphabetical Order". Lol.

ledge, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Tho it might make me angry seeing it there all the time. Why?! WHHHYYYY?!

ledge, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

where is titles-in-rot13 option?

stet, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i don't see the point of it

unban dictionary (blueski), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

in case you only like threads that begin with a certain letter???

i like the bullet-changing thing a lot btw

blobfish russian (harbl), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

TBH it was more an experiment to see if I could find more space for options. Happy to go with the majority on the alphabetical order thing, but I'll leave it for now - can always change it in a couple of days' time.

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

order by number of suggest bans generated

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Although it was because Billy asked for it. And it's quite reasonable for people to request things that others might not find useful.

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't mind it but I don't like it not in line with the threads ('cos I'm anal). What is the bullet point thing?

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

still think suggest excelsior will be a good idea

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

but it might not be reasonable to implement them all on a top level menu. xxp.

ledge, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Ned, that's dependent on stylesheet... Which one are you using?

The bullet point thing is where it changes the bullet style to highlight threads you have recently read, but that have posts on them made after you read it.

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Ledge, yeah maybe, as I say, most likely temporary. I'll find a way, it's just not completely obvious to me right now.

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

xp
OK, right, thanks, I'm using style.css

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Ah, it may be because your browser hasn't picked up the latest stylesheet (it needed some changes), so you could try refreshing, or killing it and loading again... It's supposed to be in line with the bullets in the new answers list.

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Nah, still not in line. I'm using the latest firefox.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

S'ok though - I rather like the look of the new blueski...

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Any chance of this annoying link for view in alphabetical order at the top being shoved down the bottom of the page out of the way?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Please read above.

Ned, is this what you see?

http://i30.tinypic.com/xdvark.png

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Can this alphabetical option not just go in the preferences? I can't really see a widespread enough need for it to have it on New Answers at all times.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

The real trick would be to have the alphabetical option for individual threads.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

xp - no the 'View...' bit is over to the left.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Matt, see about ten posts up for this: Ideas for ILX

Ned, makes me wonder if your browser's caught up with the stylesheet yet - I'm using latest FF too here.

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

ah mine just caught up, blueski on camino. it just takes a few min.

blobfish russian (harbl), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

AFAIC, Site New Answers is now perfect and awesome. Thanks Keith!

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, looks awesome. Sorry about all my moaning and wailing yesterday. I was one big nerve ending, no reason for all that.

reared on Shakespeare (kenan), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks Keith, all these changes are awesome. And thank you too Kenan, for the kenan_style.css, this will be my stylesheet for a while. All these combined, it feels like a brand new ILX for me.

J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Cheers. Kenan, no need to worry about that.

Keith, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

cant the menu buttons just be smaller?

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

:)

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

since i am being a whiney bitch on the sb thread, wanted to tip my hat to keith for his work on the board overherre :) thanks!

bnw, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

link

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Seriously, what value does this "alphabetical order" thing have. What nonsense.

suggest banh mi (fields of salmon), Thursday, 6 August 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Shh. It's done.

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

(But of course I personlly think it's frivolous at best, and could be moved to the bottom of the page at the least.)

Black bread and Victory gin AGAIN? (kenan), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

11th burger is free!

ambience chaser (S-), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^^

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 August 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i remember there was another feature i saw once elsewhere basically new answers would normally hide any threads that hasn't had an update since you last read it. would that be possible? saves me obsessively clicking the same threads even though they haven't had updates.

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Check the bullet points, Ken:

OK so if you're logged in, then for any threads you have read, if there are subsequent new messages on that thread, the bullet on the new answers page will indicate it - on most stylesheets as an empty bullet, but as different colours on some. Happy for suggestions except penguins as to how it should be indicated though - for now, let me know if it works OK.

― Keith, Sunday, August 2, 2009 7:25 PM (4 days ago)

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

ooooh i see. will see if i can hide the thread altogether using a stylesheet.. my self control isn't so good so even if i see a funny bullet colour i'd totally just click on it so i'll need to lock myself out of those and throw away the keys

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

mmm actually that'd also hide all the threads that i have never looked at. okay i'll just have to train myself.

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 6 August 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

85 Active Users

Ha! Now we're just straight up admitting we're addicts right?

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 6 August 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Is it only an impression or does this "threads you have read have another bullet" thing sometimes randomly (?) reset and forget the threads I visited? I don't think it's at midnight or it cancels when you haven't visited the thread for more than 24 hours or something, it seems a bit random. (if the reply is "every time I reboot the server" then could you please not reboot the server so often?) :-)

StanM, Sunday, 9 August 2009 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm sure that when I first found ILX threads were organised somewhere by folders - can't remember how exactly because it disappeared soon after, but one was something like '9/11 and everything after'. Does that page still exist? It was fun to browse.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 9 August 2009 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link

That was when you could click a category for your thread - I think that was discontinued a while ago.

StanM, Sunday, 9 August 2009 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes. I remember 'Momus Momus Momus' was another category. I liked the system for a while, but it got messy as people would select inappropriate categories for the lols. We pretty much have a looser version of that now, with the microboards, right?

emil.y, Sunday, 9 August 2009 12:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Did something change in the bookmarks settings? Clicking on 'old' threads - I think threads that were last updated a month ago or longer - I once bookmarked and that are updated now takes me to the top of the thread again, instead of to the last added message. Is this a change?

i miss categories, but i dont think we'll ever have them again

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 August 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

this isn't so much of an idea as it is a question, so...

why is it that some of the threads on the main ILE page say 'last updated X hours ago by YYYYY', but others only say 'last updated X hours ago' ???

like this

goin to africa, brb [Started by i want to marry a pizza (gbx) in June 2009, last updated 3 hours ago by ENBB] 3 new answers
rolling mma thread [Started by mad loli vamp bone (cankles) in January 2009, last updated 3 hours ago]
The worst word of these words [Started by sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE) in June 2009, last updated 4 hours ago] POLL results
Twitter C/D [Started by Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows in July 2008, last updated 4 hours ago by kshighway] 12 new answers

salsa shark, Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm still getting used to using Site New Answers - like kenan, I never used to use it - , which is why I've recently posted a couple of times on boards I'm not a part of (I don't know if they're supposed to feel like separate communities, but to me they (and the watercooler and localised threads) do, like 1p3, that's for Roxy and friends, for instance) - but I've found the Select the boards you want to see on Site New Answers preference, so I won't anymore.

StanM, Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

When Keith resets something on the server, it starts rebuilding that info from that point onwards. So the threads that do show the Last updated by info have been updated since that point. I think. Xpost

StanM, Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

And your example already disproves that theory, the one that was updated four hours ago doesn't show who did, but the three hours ago one does. Oh well.

StanM, Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

stan, everyone is a part of 1p3

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

why would you block it out of your life

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Afraid of the mods there :-(

StanM, Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

j/k :-)

Just feel like separate communities, that's all.

StanM, Sunday, 9 August 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

this was probably already talked about somewhere but is there any way to modify the search user function to search only the permanent login name and not the ever-shifting display name. the ridic amount of display name puns makes searching for an actual poster's stuff impossible sometimes.

wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Monday, 10 August 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

The 'displayName:"part of name inside parens"' search already does this.

I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Monday, 10 August 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm? is it something you have to enter in the search box to specify inside the parentheses? sry, i'm dense.

wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Monday, 10 August 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

If I wanted to search for your posts, I'd click the "posts" radio button under the search box and type displayName:"call all destroyer"; I might order by newest posts first if I was looking for a recent post.

I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Monday, 10 August 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

any chance of being able to order the list of boards on the board page?

crutboard dudes get subway, totally (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 August 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

guh dan i'm going to have more dumb questions later because i can't figure this out but want to leave work badly.

wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Monday, 10 August 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

destroyer, you need to use the *lower* search form. just scroll down...

koogs, Monday, 10 August 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

This counts as a minor annoyance but it would be good if it could be fixed. The multi line "add a post" box on the blackberry does not wrap, I.e. Until you hit return you write one long line of text that horizontally scrolls through the box, it would be great if whatever fag that could be set to make text wrap could be set.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Monday, 10 August 2009 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

ban every1 get new posters

♀ + ♂ + ♋ = ☿ (Lamp), Monday, 10 August 2009 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, so this started because i wanted to search for user "dada" who wrote the only reply on kraan's ilm thread. so if, using the second search box, i just type "dada," select the radio button for posts, and order by newsest first, i get kbp's posts from mid-july when he was using the disp name "some dada."

otoh, if i do what i think dan was saying and enter 'displayName:"dada"' and keep everything else the same, it actually searches POSTS, not users, for "dada." and this is def in the lower search box.

so um what am i missing? thanks ilx voluntary tech support.

wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I was talking about the top search box, the text search (which is the only one I use). I switch the radio button below it to posts and do 'displayName:"whatevs"' to find posts by user whatevs.

Sorry for creating confusion! I will let ppl who actually use the "search by user" box answer from now on.

it's like i have a couple worked up vadges under my arms (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

k so if i do that in text search with my example i still get the newest kbp posts, not the guy who thought kraan was mediocre. maybe there is no way to do what i'm talking about?

wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

you could ask dada for his login email and search by that

max, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link

mostly i just wanted to see if he was still around since the post was from years ago. but this is not the first time this has happened to me w/punned usernames and search.

wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Can we have the ability to change our votes on polls? It seems that once we vote, if we select anything else and re-vote we're told we've already voted and can't vote again.

musically, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link

wouldn't it just be easier to search for kraan?

POX: Krautrock

koogs, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 07:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyone else getting large white spaces between some topics on the new answerspage?
like this
http://i32.tinypic.com/2u422wz.jpg

its been happening for a few days and keeps appearing now and again.
Im using old.css: Original ILX2 Live Stylesheet

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

it's because of the characters in rabies' username

it's like i have a couple worked up vadges under my arms (HI DERE), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ahh ok, thanks Dan.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

haha its really funny that its "cheetos" thats singled out there

kid cruti (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

is it possible to make links in posts automatically open in a new tab/window?

salsa shark, Friday, 14 August 2009 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link

just middle click them

koogs, Friday, 14 August 2009 11:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i get kbp's posts from mid-july when he was using the disp name "some dada."

And you consider this a bad result??

King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 August 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link

it's because of the characters in rabies' username

This seems to happen every time Jrabies posts to a thread. Maybe someone should ask him to change his username?

Tuomas, Friday, 14 August 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost if i want your posts i know where to find you!

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 August 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey, how about threads existing on multiple boards? So like a thread could be on both "I Love Everything" and "I Love Film"? Or "I Love Comics" and "I Love Cooking" if it's some cooking-related comic?

Emmet Otter's SugBan Christmas (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 16 August 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Or in some cases, a heady melange of I Love Cooking, ILTMI and Thread Dump

cockles (country matters), Monday, 17 August 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"heady"

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Here's an Idea:

Search page:

Any chance of adding "thread last updated" date to the result, when you are searching threads?

What happens at the mo is you get loads of similarly named threads for, say, "Kraftwerk", and you end up clicking each to find the most relevant/up-to-date one to add your new comment/info to.

Mark G, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 07:09 (fourteen years ago) link

If you tap "most relevant first" when searching for a thread, I think the threads will appear in the order they've last been updated, so the one with the newest posts will be the first result.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 07:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess there should be some sort of explanation what "most relevant first" actually means, it took me a while to get it.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Been enjoying the various music writing threads of late -- how about the re-emergence of an I Love Writing board?

dog latin, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 08:05 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost Yeah, but what is "Relevance"?

Date last updated? Number of messages already in thread?

Actually, both of those would be good. They used to be on all threads on "New Answers" back inthe day.

Mark G, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 08:19 (fourteen years ago) link

idea: a "View Next Page" link at the bottom of an abbreviated page to go with the "View Previous Page" at the top

im p diddy and this is my hetero life partner jamie foxx (The Reverend), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

it would be really cool if ilx could have a bikini babe of the day displayed on the "boards" page. just a thought.

ian, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link

idea: a "View Next Page" link at the bottom of an abbreviated page to go with the "View Previous Page" at the top

Actually, this already sort of exists. Just click the "Permalink" button on the last post of the abbreviated page and it'll give you a new abbreviated page starting with that post.

Emmet Otter's SugBan Christmas (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link

ooh, resourcefulness! I like that

im p diddy and this is my hetero life partner jamie foxx (The Reverend), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 05:56 (fourteen years ago) link

(not sure if this has been covered)

Can we have a "results 1-10 of n" thing on the search results page?

firestorm of twat rage (onimo), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe on a user's profile: "see last __ posts by this user" where __ = a #

in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Friday, 21 August 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey I was just thinking it would be nice if when you searched, the page would tell you not just when the threads were started but when the last post was. That way, for example, if there are three threads on ILM about a certain band that just put out a new album, you can see which one people might have been talking about the new album on.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 31 August 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

cosign last two requests

stfuhut (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

It would also be helpful if the search page told you how many total posts were in each thread. I just revived a credit card thread, and the main thing slowing me down was trying to find one with a decent amount of posts in it.

OLIGARHY (Z S), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link

idea: in the search page instead of entering a date range have an option of all threads in the past week

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link

It would also be helpful if the search page told you how many total posts were in each thread. I just revived a credit card thread, and the main thing slowing me down was trying to find one with a decent amount of posts in it.

― OLIGARHY (Z S), Monday, August 31, 2009 9:47 PM (1 week ago)

maybe if this is too much work, can the most recently updated thread be shown first? like, if i'm searching "momus" i'd like the most recently posted-to thread to be the easiest to find, instead of digging thru 5 pages of threads

k3vin k., Tuesday, 8 September 2009 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link

An easier way to browse the lesser-used boards would be nice. Right now the only way is to search for most recent updates week-by-week. It's not an issue on ILE and ILM, where there are always a hundred or so threads up on the new answers page, but on say I Love Books there's no easy way to see what's been discussed in the not-quite-immediate past.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 07:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I was gonna suggest a preview post option - but after searching this extended page, 4 people already have. So - I fifth that.

iatee, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 07:53 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost I agree, especially for the AF and IPC boards, they are near dead but I'd still really like to more easily browse through older threads.

Nhex, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 08:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd like to be able to search a particular board like in t' old days, so you don't get 17 pages of results from I Love Everything when you search for a band name that happens to be a common word.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 09:05 (fourteen years ago) link

CP, there's a 'Search Board' drop-down list, just select ILM on that.

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 09:06 (fourteen years ago) link

On the search page I should add.

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 09:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh right, so there is. Has that always been there? My powers of observation are weak.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 09:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I think so, but my brain tends to avoid looking down beyond a certain point too, so I couldn't swear to it.

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 09:12 (fourteen years ago) link

It's been there since nu-search was installed.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link

And I love it!

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Tell you what I love:

The Open and Filled in dot. On the left of the question on "New Answers"

i.e. "You have visited this thread, and there are new answers you haven't seen"

Brill.

Would that there was an option on threads where you could select "Pretend I've never been in this thread" for threads you don't care about there being any new answers anymore...

Mark G, Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

When sending ILXmail, would it be possible to have an option to CC that mail to oneself?

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

ooh... seconded.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

feature request: i want to hide my bookmarks

crabRCISE (gbx), Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

As I've been staring at the Mad Men and Curb Your Enthusiasm threads today and trying not to click them (since I haven't seen the latest episodes yet), I've been wondering if a Hide Thread feature would be useful and/or viable. I mean, I can always just keep exercising willpower, but other posters might have their own reasons for hiding threads, even if it's just because the title gets on their nerves. But there would have to be a way to get them to appear again, too.

jaymc, Monday, 21 September 2009 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

This would be nice, but structurally at least it's running against the design choice of having different boards. If I'm not interested in, eh, AFL (whatever that is), I don't have to have that board appear on my SNA. I like the present system of not having topics too carefully shuffled into separate boards---IL*E*---but then it would be nice to skip all the kinds of threads on ILE that I don't care about.

Soul Finger! (Euler), Monday, 21 September 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

ILX threads can get so fast that it's more like chat than forum, so even 2mins can be way too long.

― stet, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:00 (1 month ago)

That's for some threads. For others, Rolling Reggaeton and Salsa, Rolling Whirled, Chitlin Circuit Soul, and Reggae Dancehall 2008-2009 there are barely any people posting. How do we more fans of these genres to discover ILX and post here? :(

curmudgeon, Monday, 21 September 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

How do we get more fans....

Maybe if I proofread my writing.

curmudgeon, Monday, 21 September 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess that's not really an idea for ilx---hmmmm, wonder how to bring partisans of these other genres to ILX...

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link

It would be neat if you could change your vote in a poll. Before it closes, I mean.

Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

cosign that! Sometimes the lobbying and stanning is very persuasive.

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

you can already vote like once a day iirc

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 September 2009 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link

once a week iirc

heave haw (roxymuzak), Thursday, 24 September 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

it's more like once every two days tbh, or at least it seems like it

iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 September 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link

it seems weird to me that when you start a thread or poll, it's possible to type a title or poll option that's longer than what will appear on the actual thread. like, if you type "The Gettysburg Address, Delivered by President Abraham Lincoln on November 19, 1863" into the title box, it'll get truncated to "The Gettysburg Address, Delivered by President Abra" or something like that. it would be nice if you got a message along the lines of "YOU HAVE EXCEEDED THE 60 CHARACTER LIMIT FOR THREAD TITLES, YOU DUMMIE" when you tried to type something that long. either that or just make the box shorter so it's not even possible to type such a long title. just a thought.

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

good, good

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that is quite annoying

heave haw (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 September 2009 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link

cosign the bookmark hiding. i don't use them for update notification so it's a bit annoying having to scroll down past everytime i'm signed in.

ahh that click permalink to view previous page (rather than loading the entire thread) is a godsend!! i realise the bookmarks are supposed to cater to this but it'd be a nice alternative if "view previous page" was another option in the "skipping x messages" red box.

r|t|c, Friday, 25 September 2009 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Sorry if this has already been covered - what do the different bullets on the New Answers pages mean?

nate woolls, Friday, 25 September 2009 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i realise the bookmarks are supposed to cater to this but it'd be a nice alternative if "view previous page" was another option in the "skipping x messages" red box.

Seconding this; quite often open a 1000-post thread to discover that apparently I last read it like 4 posts before the new start.
(Mostly read ILX logged out, so no bookmarks, and if it could do this for logged-out readers too that would be great)

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 25 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link

nate: one type of bullet for threads you've read which have new posts since you last read them (while logged in), the other type for threads you're up-to-date on or have never looked at (while logged in)

"(while logged in)" caveat is in case you are like me and mostly reading logged out

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 25 September 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link

ah thanks

nate woolls, Friday, 25 September 2009 12:08 (fourteen years ago) link

someone might've mentioned this already, but it'd be nice if instead of just the "load all messages" option, there was also a "load all recent messages" option so you don't have to scroll through the whole thread to find the beginning of the recent bump

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 1 October 2009 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

what do you think that 'view previous page' link does? 8)

koogs, Thursday, 1 October 2009 08:55 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i have images off, but when i click on a youtube link it goes to this full-screen thing that sucks and doesnt even work on school computers. any way you can just have the normal youtube url show up instead of the /v/ thing?

k3vin k., Friday, 13 November 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

In Search Results view, can y'all make it display how many posts there were in each thread?

naus, Saturday, 14 November 2009 08:28 (fourteen years ago) link

^and also show when the most recent post was, in addition to/instead of the date it was started..

indie spare (electricsound), Saturday, 14 November 2009 08:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Would it be possible to add keywords/metatext to threads to make them easier to search for?

WmC, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

feature request: i want to hide my bookmarks

― crabRCISE (gbx), Thursday, September 10, 2009 9:59 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark

cosign the bookmark hiding. i don't use them for update notification so it's a bit annoying having to scroll down past everytime i'm signed in.

― r|t|c, Friday, September 25, 2009 4:52 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

people gave me shit when i brought this up somewhere but anyway, thirding this

no for real leggo (tremendoid), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Ability to turn images and youtube embeds on/off on a thread-by-thread basis.

Bob Saget's "Night Moves": C or D (WmC), Monday, 23 November 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

HELL yeah

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Friday, 27 November 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

unban Jordan

eatin' spaghett' (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 27 November 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

FUCK yes NOW we're cookin with grease

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Friday, 27 November 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i wld like to know if board-specific suggest band is feasible

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 27 November 2009 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link

would be badass!!

Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Friday, 27 November 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

board specific auto adding of kaos ani to posts

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Saturday, 28 November 2009 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont know if this is feasible but

it would be cool if, when youre viewing a thread with posts hidden or that you've had bookmarked, and then you post something to it, it doesnt load the whole thread again but just goes back to how it was with your post added to the bottom???

sometimes this is a prob when its a huuuuge thread with 10000 images. just asking

afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i think it only does the first and last 50 posts thing rather than the entire thread, but even that's a pain.

koogs, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Ability to set certain threads not to Skipping 1403 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all. for certain threads...

Reason: When returning to the "80s" poll thread, the function to go to last read post doesn't work as it's in the 'skipped' section, and when after "load all", the thread thinks the last post you read was the last post on the thread, so you have to return to "somewhere in the 1403 messages"...

Oh yeah, and the "enter username/password" on the SugBan.

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

what the fuck is this fuckin AD at the top of site new answers imploring me to vote in some kind of ILM poll

S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 January 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

lets put the kibosh on this asap, imo

S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 January 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

can you make an ad that goes at the top of site new answers complaining about the other ad?

sarahel, Saturday, 2 January 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

see if yall had only listened to us pollhaters this abomination would not be upon us now

Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Saturday, 2 January 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

unseemly imo

max, Saturday, 2 January 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

and could someone put an announcement on top of site new answers saying that no boys are allowed to post in the no boys allowed in the room with a picture of a male stick figure with an "x" over it?

sarahel, Saturday, 2 January 2010 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I've always wanted to push for an ILX Treehouse, but in this economy...

Cunga, Saturday, 2 January 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

could there be a cute animal of the week that appears on top of site new answers?

sarahel, Saturday, 2 January 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i wasn't planning to vote in that poll but now wild horses couldn't stop me, i'm a sucker for intrusive exhortations.

estela, Saturday, 2 January 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

can we get various robots to read out ilx posts like on The Net starring Sandra Bullock?

koogs, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd like them all in a 7 Zark 7 voice

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

it would be awesome if we could see our SB total (kinda like our # of posts on the boards page).

youngdel griffith (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link

have people not talked about this by now? i kind assumed it would have been. thinking it would maybe open up a can of worms like trying to figure out who just SB'd you and revenge SBs and a brand new way to have clusterfuck threads. the idea sounds practical at a glance, and i dunno maybe could illuminate SBable behaviour, but makes SBing a little less opaque and anonymity seems pretty consciously built in to the SB system? or else why wouldn't have just have that feature instead of that rolling SB total thread?

tru oyster kvlt (arby's), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

arby's OTM about the dangers of an instant SB notification

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Have it updated monthly instead.

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

weekly

(roxymuzak) ((((d-.-b)))) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

make a program like the southwest air ding for the exact time when you get a sb.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T_Fp0qHLCm0/Smcj1N-qe4I/AAAAAAAAAGw/G53hLg9zmYY/s320/ding_logo.gif

van smack, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i realize that would never happen, but that would be so, so great

(roxymuzak) ((((d-.-b)))) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Can I get a notification via text when I get sb'd

ksmh (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Can I get a notification via text when I'm used in someone's DN

ksh, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

you guys must have incredible text msg plans

iatee, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

having SMS completely disabled was my idea of an incredible text msg plan

ksh, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Would it be possible to pull every post you've ever made into a word or text file or something? Or to just display them all on one screen? Like, I understand that I could search for posts by my login i.d. and then copy and paste them myself, but doing that five posts at a time would be tedious for people with thousands of posts.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:24 (thirteen years ago) link

but not for a moderator to code

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, my best guess is that it would involve a bit of work, but maybe there's some incredibly easy way to make it happen. I'm not certain of what would be involved in this, is why I'm asking.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link

:)

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Why would you want to do such a thing?

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

first novel

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Compiling a book, obviously. Or NaNoWriMo cheating.

"Words I Have Writ" by kkvgz

xpost, gah.

emil.y, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link

lol you'll never get a novel done with that typing speed

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, it hit me the other day when people were talking about "oh no, I've made 10,000 posts on ilx when I could have been writing a novel." I got to thinking about how many ilx posts are lengthy autobiographical episodes and how it would be great to compile my own such posts, just for personal use. I've put a lot of time into writing such posts and dredging up old memories and if ilx were to disappear for whatever reason, all that would be gone.

Scrolling through 5 posts at a time for any reason is a real pain in the ass though.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Eh okay.

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Just an idea, anyway.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 12:03 (thirteen years ago) link

No, it's kind of a nice idea, but the thought of seeing 10,000 of my own posts... *shudder*

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, it hit me the other day when people were talking about "oh no, I've made 10,000 posts on ilx when I could have been writing a novel." I got to thinking about how many ilx posts are lengthy autobiographical episodes and how it would be great to compile my own such posts, just for personal use. I've put a lot of time into writing such posts and dredging up old memories and if ilx were to disappear for whatever reason, all that would be gone.

You and me both, buddy.

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link

thirded

I understand that I could search for posts by my login i.d.

This doesn't seem to work for me anymore - I only get posts where other people have used my full name instead. Any chance this could be fixed (or otherwise explained to moron me)?

On the plus side, my attempt did flag up some wags making fun of me on another board during my early days here. Nice touch, guys.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

iSleighBellsTellem (zvookster), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I can search under your display name, ismael

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I would like the accumulated texts of my posts to be presented in the shape of jean luc picard's facepalm pose. My guess is his would be about 3 minutes of coding.

bnw, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh man, Ismael. Pretty much you only got made fun of when you first started posting.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Hm yes, seems to work just dandy now - ineptitude seems the likely explanation here

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i remember when i started posting, pretty much the first few years i was horribly picked on by one poster in particular, don something, i think. it was heartbreaking. he's not around anymore though.

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link

too lazy to search upthread but one thing I'd love to see (which I'm certain we never will) is an "ignore thread" option

maybe I'll poke around the killfile script and see if I can modify that to support it

Opinions are a lot like assholes. You've got LOTS of BOTH of them. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link

what would that do- enable you to not physically click on and read a thread?

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link

It would be like killfilling a thread from New Answers. Potentially useful for reading ILX at work without certain threads popping up I'd say.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ bingo

based on logical thinking (HI DERE), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Are there bosses out there that are more likely to be more bothered by individual thread titles than the fact that you're not doing ANY FUCKING WORK?

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Cos I need a boss like that tbh

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe a suggest ban counter? So ilxors would know how many people they have pissed off without having to ask a mod.

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

lazy to search upthread but one thing I'd love to see (which I'm certain we never will) is an "ignore thread" option

This is a brilliant idea, Dan.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Yours too, Nicole, although I'm sure that's been brought up before in various sb clusterfucks.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Any mod i've ever requested an SB count from has had a gleeful, if not outright maliciously satisfied, mien.

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

oh no, I've made 10,000 posts on ilx when I could have been writing a novel. outside, playing.

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i would've loved to have killfiled the viking thread

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i would use "ignore thread" for threads I really should not be reading or posting on but I keep reading and posting because I have no willpower

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i think it would be more fun if people dramatically asked mods to ban them from threads, like when everyone tries to get unhooked from ilx

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i wouldn't give that trigger-happy bastid HI DERE the satisfaction tbh

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link

aw

based on logical thinking (HI DERE), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

post

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

(just checking)

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

based on logical thinking (HI DERE), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

does anyone else have this problem where you can't play ilx youtube embeds in chrome? (windows xp, up to date build, no extensions). they work fine on blogs, other fora etc

r|t|c, Saturday, 3 July 2010 09:39 (thirteen years ago) link

they don't work on my iPhone, don't know if that's related at all? It's better that way, actually, cos they just appear as hyperlinks instead - if they showed up as embeds (which do work) it would probably kill my browser

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 3 July 2010 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Is it possible for a thread title change to be reflected in the bookmarks as well?

e.g. "US Politics: LOOK AT MY RIGHTEOUS [[redacted]]" still appears as "US Politics: LOOK AT MY RIGHTEOUS COCK" in my bookmarks

sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Can you not get round that by removing the bookmark and then re-bookmarking?

I am using your worlds, Friday, 6 August 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

being able to select certain threads not showing up on SNA would be great, but i reckon that's prob been discussed and whatnot up above.

so, i'll, er, just go check that instead.

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

<spoilers> BB code which lets you embed spoilers in threads, shows up as a black block of text, highlight to reveal

cozen, Friday, 6 August 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

won't that be difficult w/ different schemes (i.e. white on black or terminal?)

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

An easy way to see a user's old posts would be nice - maybe put a link to 'previous posts' on the user's profile page, it's got to be good for something?

Ismael Klata, Friday, 6 August 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

stalking?

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah, a sneaky bit of code to remotely turn on webcams would be good too

Ismael Klata, Friday, 6 August 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

re:spoiler, could do some fancy css to highlight on mouseover (wouldn't work in ie tho (but highlight still would)). would be fairly easy to customise for different schemes or could just leave it black on black whatever.


.spoiler { color: #000; background-color:#000; }
span:hover.spoiler { background-color: #fff; }

ledge, Friday, 6 August 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

A "Hide This Thread" function.

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I like cozen's idea. Good for inserting subliminal messages too **phwoar, smell my pants**

Chaim Poutine (NickB), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Not working yet :(

Chaim Poutine (NickB), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Hide this thread, or even just a way of removing the hollow bullet point from threads you clicked on but don't want to be reminded of the new answers upon any more.

let me mansplain that to you (Masonic Boom), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Can you not get round that by removing the bookmark and then re-bookmarking?

I just removed the COCK and re-bookmarked the thread and there it is again, a huge COCK.

That thread's done now anyway but I'd still like to see this change as I use bookmarks all the time and end up not noticing amusing mod title edits.

sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

just a way of removing the hollow bullet point from threads you clicked on but don't want to be reminded of the new answers upon any more.

― let me mansplain that to you (Masonic Boom), Friday, August 6, 2010 10:27 AM (9 minutes ago)

^YESSSS

terry squad (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

i am so tired of clicking on rolling stupid crazy veggie swag thread

terry squad (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 August 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol i never knew what the hollow bullet was for

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 August 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i would heartily support a hide thread function--like if there was a megathread about a move or tv show that i hadn't seen i'd like to not be tempted to click on it

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 August 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Hide thread would be awesome.

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link

hey guys there is this function already! it comes pre-loaded, into your brain, and its called "self-control." thx.

max, Friday, 6 August 2010 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

make everyone mods

QUEEN LATFH (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

thx max; didn't think of that :(

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 August 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I still don't know what the hollow bullet is for, I swear there's no correlation between it and threads I've clicked on having new answers.

Merdeyeux, Friday, 6 August 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

If I had a modicum of self control, I would have wandered in here 10 years ago when Ned first posted the link going "ha, our friend Tom has made this site, check it out..." read it, going "wow, these people are mentalists" and never looked again.

However, me, I have this weird OCD that I can't stand seeing the little open bullet sitting there amidst all the normal bullet points and it irritates my sense of order so much I have to click on it to make it go away. ::sadface::

let me mansplain that to you (Masonic Boom), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

make everyone mods

All I need is one day. I will be the Countess Bathory of modding.

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Although I like it, in that it tells me when threads I do like have new answers, what's irritating is that it gets tagged even when you click on a thread by mistake. Or if you click on a thread because you like the title, and then it turns out to be about FOOTBALL UGH and you can't make it gooo awaaaaayyy.

So sometimes I have to actually log out and look at a thread in order to make the little open bullet point not happen, in order to find out what the thread is before I figure out if want to follow it or not.

Welcome to the wonderful world of OCD, please wash your hands on the way out. No, really. And again, please, it will really bother me if you don't.

let me mansplain that to you (Masonic Boom), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Can it be set up that wehn using bookmarks you can get the option to go back a user defined number of posts or to the start of thread instead of just previous page?

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Current options 'View previous page' and 'Kill your browser' not good enough for you?

sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Or if you click on a thread because you like the title, and then it turns out to be about FOOTBALL UGH

:)

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I was on the verge of starting a thread entitled "New Aphex Twin album in the autumn" and filling it with posts about how Liverpool won't win the Premiership, but decided against it.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I would actually hurt you, DC.

I know where you live.

;-)

let me mansplain that to you (Masonic Boom), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I was thinking

"Check out this awesome Paisley pattern!"

then jpgs of St Mirren kit/Liverpool formations from 1979

sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

"Aphex Twin's cock!"

Then pictures of Paul Scholes's cock.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I can kinda relate to the OCD thing. When there are threads that I'm forced to enter for mod porpoises, I hate that there's now a little circle instead of a dot telling me 'you're missing something! you're missing something!' It's not hard to quash that feeling, but I hate having it in the first place.

And managing hidden threads would be as easy as managing bookmarked ones.

xpost hahaHAAA

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, no one deserves that last one.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man I had no idea what those bullet points were for - this is totally going to change my life

dyao, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Not for the better, it's just one more thing you have to take care in the daily slog of ilx addiction.

sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd like to see BBCode work like it does on Zing for iPhone, with buttons for bold, italic, etc. I have a BBCode extension for FF on my laptop, but not at work, so at work when I want to use BBCode, I have to do a bunch of - ugh! - typing.

exactly!! I've weaned myself off of bookmarks but this has the potential to be the equivalent of freebasing xp

dyao, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

xp to Jesse - yes, I agree with this, using ILX on iPad would be vastly improved as well

dyao, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Ohn

o
!

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Current options 'View previous page' and 'Kill your browser' not good enough for you?

Guess not.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i think a real issue concerns how to drum up a larger and even more prestigious poster base. is anyone interested in canvassing door-to-door, doing presentations at liberal arts colleges, church groups, etc? also probably some strategically-placed billboards featuring huge pictures of a beckoning ned would help

dell (del), Friday, 6 August 2010 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

tagline: "ILX - it's better than sex!"

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 6 August 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

huge pictures of a beckoning ned

Or possibly posed like Uncle Sam "I want YOU for ILX", or Kitchener "ILX needs YOU".

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 6 August 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Change board names from "I Love _______" to "Somebody Enjoys _______".

more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Friday, 6 August 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i would like to redouble my request for hide thread as long as these knockout tournaments are going to be a "thing."

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

hide bookmarks
ajax new posts refresh

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I still don't know what the hollow bullet is for, I /swear/ there's no correlation between it and threads I've clicked on having new answers.
--Merdeyeux

Ditto.

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

its the threads youve clicked on ~recently~ having new answers

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like were losing the thought leaders over here, i mean wheres geo, wheres micro payments ffs ilx api

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i left ilx because of the api situation

caek, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i got an email this morning from fo✧✧✧@forumnotificat✧✧✧.c✧✧, titled "What's New in ILx Forum?" the email identified me by screen name. when i clicked through, i went to a different site, which required a password, etc. i stopped at that security-screen.

are email updates something new from ilx (this ilx, i mean)?

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 26 August 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds suspicious!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 August 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link

it do!

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 26 August 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i got that to. it was from the old web bboard ed set up when ilx was down.

caek, Thursday, 26 August 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds suspicious!

Like someone would go to the bother of setting up a fake site so that they could hack into your ILX account and do what exactly?

Chaim Poutine (NickB), Thursday, 26 August 2010 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, no i didn't think that's what it was. i just didn't know.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 26 August 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I got one too btw - it *is* kind of weird that this is the first time after all this long.

Chaim Poutine (NickB), Thursday, 26 August 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Like someone would go to the bother of setting up a fake site so that they could hack into your ILX account and do what exactly?

post crepey shit

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 August 2010 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link

xp: I think a lot of people went and checked out lefora again last week after this thread:

All 'moderator' links on http://www.ilxor.com/faq.html#using don't work and I need to delete an old post from 2002 with my real name on it

As noted in the thread, lefora are on our jock because we brought them so much site activity during our week or so of downtime, so they probably noticed that people were looking at the forum and are now attempting to woo us back.

lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Thursday, 26 August 2010 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I CAUGHT THE LEFORA VIRUS ONCE AND IT TOOK FOREVER UNTIL IT STOP ITCHING KIDS ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOMS

KANTLIPS, Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

A few ideas I'd like to suggest, which can be implemented as a user's preference.

1. A counter for bookmarked threads so e.g. it reads 'Ideas for ILX has 4 new answers'.
2. The bookmarked threads to be available at both the top and bottom of the page.
3. A page which shows a list of threads you've posted too and the last time you posted.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Friday, 22 October 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I'd like to be able to view bookmarks by board.

Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

"SOCK DAY"

For 24 hours, no prior registration is required to post, just like in the good ol' days. Everyone can post using as many sockpuppets as they like and for the duration all are permitted to be completely mean and snarky to each other, engage in ad hominems all day long... anything meta is allowed...

at the end of the 24 hour period, posting becomes limited once again to registered accounts, and the mods delete all of the objectionable posts that have been made during the previous day. (can mods only delete one post at a time? if so, they can make a party of it to combat the tedium. invite some friends over, throw some good-time music on the victrola, and serve up some hot buttered popcorn and crispy fish nuggets)

dell (del), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

onimo YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Monday, 20 December 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

del NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Monday, 20 December 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

it would be convenient if we had the option to view threads in a page-by-page format — say 100 posts to a page. some threads are just so big and overstuffed that they either crash my browser or take forever to load, and the current setup (where the choice is to load either the entire thread or the first 50 and last 50 posts) is far from ideal.

the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Can TMI be 'logged-on only' but at the same token be 'unidentifiable' on-the-page?

Mark G, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

i raised pagination when nu-ILX started but keith/stet had objections that i now forget

caek, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

did you want pagination to be the default? I'm thinking it would makes the most sense as an option in the preferences menu. it's their call, obviously.

the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

*make

the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i just wanted some exposed user interface to make it possible to read a long thread other than (1) reading along as the posts are made, which is what bookmarks do well, but is not an option for a thread that is old or moves very fast (2) loading a 5000 post thread, which is hard work for even a new machine, especially but not only if gifs or youtube are involved.

seems like this should be possible without creating a preference (which is a sin).

i remember finding the objections not insane though, so maybe it's not.

caek, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

my reasoning is about the same, although I don't see anything particularly sinful about preferences. actually the smoothest way to do it would be to include a "view by pages" link (comparable to "show all messages") at the beginning of every thread that has more than 100 posts.

the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

but if keith & stet think that isn't doable, then maybe they have an argument against it that isn't apparent to me.

the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi a workaround right now is to click the permalink of the last post before the 'fold' and then you get another page's worth of posts starting with that one, then repeat ad infinitum for long threads

ciderpress, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

^yeah i do this

originoo gun kl0pper (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

ah, thanks for tip!

the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 4 February 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

you guys are seriously still having load problems with images turned off?

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 4 February 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that fixed all my problems

no beans, push to fart (J0rdan S.), Friday, 4 February 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

oh cool.

yes, xp.

caek, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Pagination is the devil.

Jeff, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i worked out the permalink thing a while back and it does make things easier

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

the best thing about ilx is that everything is on one page but i can see why others would like the option for pages in their preferences.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry if this sounds snide, but if your computer can't load a page that is just black text on a white background, the problem probably isn't the website

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 4 February 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

N/Ah^5otmftw

Jeff, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't want to turn of images, sometimes i'm on a slow connection, i have a 6 month old mbp with 4gb of ram and i am l33t.

thanks for the permalink tip.

caek, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know n/a, for some of those huge year-end threads my brand new work computer even gets bogged down w/ images turned off. Doesn't crash, but freezes my browser for 30 seconds +

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 4 February 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

turning images off isn't really the solution. I want to load images and youtube embeds; I just don't want to load 10,000 of them at once. it's great to be able to see an entire thread on one page, but certain threads are taxing even on a fast computer with a fast connection, so it would be nice to have optional pagination. ilx may have been nothing but black text on a white background in 2001, but we live in the future, and the future is scary and complicated.

the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 4 February 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

is there a way of getting view previous page to work consistently when u have clicked a permalink below the fold? often i've just missed the last few msgs & don't need to read the whole thread

zvookster, Friday, 4 February 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

-you know when you try to start a new thread and it gives you a list of possible duplicate threads before you can create it? i want something like that when i make a new display name

kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Sunday, 6 February 2011 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 6 February 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Put thread title at the bottom of thread's page would be nice!

Ayo Scott (rip van wanko), Sunday, 6 February 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

is there a way of getting view previous page to work consistently when u have clicked a permalink below the fold? often i've just missed the last few msgs & don't need to read the whole thread

― zvookster, Friday, February 4, 2011 5:26 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

god, yes

flopson, Sunday, 6 February 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

how about a button on the top bar that lets you quickly switch the style to i-phone style sheet (which I use with my blackberry actually)

homeless romantic (CaptainLorax), Monday, 7 February 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

also, my old idea posted upthread about having a checkbox under the date range in the search menu for "search for all posts within the past week" or month or year. (so you don't have to enter the date range)

homeless romantic (CaptainLorax), Monday, 7 February 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1853/00000oh.jpg

homeless romantic (CaptainLorax), Monday, 7 February 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry if already mentioned or technically impossible. When a thread doesn't show all posts, could the collapsed portion of the thread end right before the most recent bunch of posts? So the last collapsed post is 5/25/07 and the visible posts begin with 2/4/11.

Super Cub, Monday, 7 February 2011 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link

is there a way of getting view previous page to work consistently when u have clicked a permalink below the fold? often i've just missed the last few msgs & don't need to read the whole thread

This would be good. Sometimes you then load all 3600 messages and discover that you hadn't actually missed any messages, the first unread message was the first after the fold all along, but you had no way of knowing.

cellular nekomata (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 7 February 2011 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

What about a separate ILX Marketplace board where people can buy/sell/trade stuff without clogging up other boards?

Groovy Goulet (pixel farmer), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

That would be a neat idea.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

We should steal an idea and implement a http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5593/picture2gp4.png feature. Imagine the comedy we could all shovel into those jack-in-the-boxes.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

would spoil

kkvgz, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha, I can never resist the spoiler boxes on the 2+2 board.

Groovy Goulet (pixel farmer), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Third the marketplace board idea.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Fourth. I'd use it.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

<marquee></marquee> support plz

markers, Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link

RSS

AJD, Sunday, 13 February 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Any mod-talk on a marketplace board? It's an idea that wouldn't require any new code. I'd be willing to re-enter the mod ranks to keep it de-spammed.

We could call it I Love Souks.

old man yells at poop first thing in the morning (pixel farmer), Sunday, 13 February 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi a workaround right now is to click the permalink of the last post before the 'fold' and then you get another page's worth of posts starting with that one, then repeat ad infinitum for long threads

this usually works but sometimes i get another 'fold' just before that post?

mookieproof, Sunday, 13 February 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Seriously, the next time something gets coded in, a "hide thread" option would be so appreciated. Like, I want to read I Love Music, but I don't ever want to see the words "Gayngs Chub Licker" again.

kkvgz, Friday, 25 February 2011 12:44 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ otm

old man yells at poop first thing in the morning (pixel farmer), Friday, 25 February 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

ILX Marketplace board plz.

old man yells at poop first thing in the morning (pixel farmer), Monday, 28 February 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

polls close at different times of day

harlan, Monday, 28 February 2011 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link

kekeke

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 28 February 2011 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link

ban everyone that i dislike

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 February 2011 06:39 (thirteen years ago) link

banlist to be altered based on sarge's mood on a given morning

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 28 February 2011 06:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Notification when a poll ends, without bookmarking a thread.

Jeff, Monday, 28 February 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

ILX Marketplace board plz.

― old man yells at poop first thing in the morning (pixel farmer),

Folks, this is a go:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=1425799748

WmC, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

avatars

atlas swagged (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid we can't do that.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2928c2c.jpg

StanM, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

ability to font-inize your name, so that all the world will know me in comic sans

Crouching Seward, Hidden Raggett (kelpolaris), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

automatic scroller

when you open a thread it will automatically start to scroll at about 2 lines per second, no way to stop the scrolling, no way to go back up

when you reach the end you will never be able to click on that thread ever again unless somebody else updates it

Slow lorax loves getting tickled (dayo), Thursday, 10 March 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

once a thread goes over a certain number of posts (like 1,000 e.g.), no one is able to make new posts anymore. instead, they must go back through the thread, find the post that most closely matches their sentiments, and c&p it. this could be combined with an incentive system where once your post is c&p'd 10 times, you lose a SB or something.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I endorse both of these suggestions

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I want to be able to change the date format. That is all.

Jeff, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

More poll forms would be fun. One that allowed you to rank the options from first to last, say, or just allowed you to tick multiple boxes, livejournal style.

― Gravel Puzzleworth, Saturday, August 1, 2009 3:14 PM (1 year ago)

I really, really, really would love to see this. It would make polls immeasurably more interesting and (imo) accurate.

The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i would like an autoreplace for the word "hipster." i don't care what it's autoreplaced with.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

catsupdudeneushirt.jpg

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Change date format.

Jeff, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Or I need to move to another country.

Jeff, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm in fantasy land, but as long as polls exist, it would be nice if you had to post in the thread before voting.. so that it can known that you voted for the nirvana song because it's the only thing in the poll you recognize.

blank, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ excellent idea

The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Post preview before it's actually posted, mistakes with formatting images and stuff can be fixed?
Soz if already suggested.

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

html playground bro

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

no more (yesterday). just how many hours ago (except in the case of weeks, months and years)

cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

burn me at the stake if you must but it would be great to page people to threads with @username

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

^that's an excellent idea.

kelpolaris, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

now we will need two stakes.

estela, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link

mmmm stake

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

mmm shake

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 7 April 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

- remove the cut-down iphone interface now that it's 2011 and iphones are coping with web sites
- please

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 7 April 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

- add cut-down android interface

ita butthurt (electricsound), Thursday, 7 April 2011 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link

what is android

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 7 April 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link

this blunt object i am currently swinging at you runs on it

ita butthurt (electricsound), Thursday, 7 April 2011 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

no more (yesterday). just how many hours ago (except in the case of weeks, months and years)

― cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 10:19 (Yesterday)

who will this benefit and how

Ita Buttrock (sic), Thursday, 7 April 2011 05:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm in fantasy land, but as long as polls exist, it would be nice if you had to post in the thread before voting.. so that it can known that you voted for the nirvana song because it's the only thing in the poll you recognize.

cosign!

burn me at the stake if you must but it would be great to page people to threads with @username

cosign!

lex pretend, Thursday, 7 April 2011 07:53 (thirteen years ago) link

for the record, there are phones which are not iphones that still deal with websites poorly. mobile device interface is my savior.

also, cosign on poll ranking and autoreplace hipster.

the best reggae summer club there used to be in Helsinki (kkvgz), Thursday, 7 April 2011 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link

ppl would just post 'i voted' to get around that, xp

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 April 2011 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link

burn me at the stake if you must but it would be great to page people to threads with @username

the way i've seen this done on...... uh another site, is that if someone has paged you, there's a little (1) at the far right of the top links. (or (2) if two people have paged you). when you click on it, you're taken to your profile page. that page provides a snippet of each post that paged you, with a link to the thread it appears in.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 April 2011 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link

okay well an option to turn off the mobile interface, then.

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 7 April 2011 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link

hey AA - my phone doesn't show a mobile interface for ilx. hmm!

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 April 2011 10:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh no I meant the cut-down thing that turns images into links and removes JavaScript bookmarking and stuff.

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 7 April 2011 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

the ways an @ paging system would get abused would be actually pretty hilarious.

Clay, Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Can't help but feel Stet avoids reading this thread. ;_;

The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i think we should get facebook-style "like" buttons at the end of every post

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 8 April 2011 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

and when someone gets 51 likes, um...

Mark G, Friday, 8 April 2011 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

the ways an @ paging system would get abused would be actually pretty hilarious.

― Clay, Thursday, April 7, 2011 4:11 PM (Yesterday)

^^^^^ yessss

k3vin k., Friday, 8 April 2011 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i think we should get facebook-style "like" buttons at the end of every post

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, April 8, 2011 1:54 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

D-40 likes this.

D-40, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

seems silly

k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

*mark as spam*

D-40, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

well it would probably eradicate "otm" from ilxor's lexicon

o pointy birds, o pointy pointy, anoint my head, anoity noity (kelpolaris), Monday, 11 April 2011 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

It would also stop two-week-old threads being resurrected with "lol"

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 April 2011 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ excellent idea

― The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Tuesday, April 5, 2011 2:31 PM (5 days ago)

^that's an excellent idea.

― kelpolaris, Tuesday, April 5, 2011 8:05 PM (5 days ago)

^^^^^ yessss

― k3vin k., Friday, April 8, 2011 7:06 AM (2 days ago)

^^
Something has gotta be done with these

last updated 2 minutes ago by 1 minute ago (van smack), Monday, 11 April 2011 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link

otm button instead of 'like'?

Confused Turtle (Zora), Monday, 11 April 2011 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link

idk if it's been mentioned, but the ability to embed soundclouds and vimeos.

naus, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 08:23 (thirteen years ago) link

okay well an option to turn off the mobile interface, then.

― You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, April 7, 2011 5:47 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

AA, pro tip to rid yrself of the mobile version:

download the Atomic Web browser on yr iphone and in preferences set 'Identify Browser As' to 'Safari Desktop'.

calling planet smurf (sunny successor), Thursday, 14 April 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

xp YES! In 2011, this seems absolutely necessary for ilm at least.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 14 April 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Fuck yes it's absolutely necessary in 2011. ILM w/o vimeos:

http://fancyclopedia.editme.com/files/DITTO/Ditto.jpg

kkvgz, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i think you need to be able to choose whether you're embedding or not! i honestly prefer links.

goole, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

http://geekproject.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/FAX.jpg

kkvgz, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

if you have images turned off, then video embeds are always links

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

goolole

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

has any idea from this thread ever been implemented?

cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

let's find out

- ban captainlorax

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

The new shortened youtu.be addresses don't auto-embed, so it would be nice if it stays that way.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

That trick has done fucked up the internet.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Custom date time format. Such a tiny request.

Jeff, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, what's the youtu.be trick?

kkvgz, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY-L-NurhX8 vs. http://youtu.be/NY-L-NurhX8

The first will automatically embed, the second will not.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

(but only because ILX is set up for a specific youtube link format. it could be change to (or to include) the new shortened urls too, but i'd prefer if it didn't.)

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

And so many other messageboards.

As long as they're not autoplaying, they've never bothered me.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

You can still get the old format url in the address bar of your browser, but I don't know whether or not they're just going all youtu.be in the future or not.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

It'll suck for them if the dictator of Belgium ever gets overthrown.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Cheers sunny. I've got Atomic but don't use it due to it rendering all sorts of websites stupidly.

VitaweatavegemiteGrrl (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 15 April 2011 08:49 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Scrap the radio-button polls and introduce rank-your-top-3-choices.

Huey "Keytar" Smith (WmC), Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

let us embed a lil jquery in a post plz

markers, Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

next ilx music project should involve songs based on ilx memes. i want to compose a tearjerker called "I can't turn my face into a heart"

dell (del), Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

YES

emil.y, Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

I reckon we could get a good rave tune out of 'Tuomas Sundae'.

emil.y, Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

a high calorie version of ruby tuesdae

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

some sort of dance track called "Classic or Dud" could be the next "Born Slippy"

Huey "Keytar" Smith (WmC), Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

DO IT DELL, MAKE IT HAPPEN

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

is it possible to do automatic embeds for other sites the way we have for youtube? mostly thinking soundcloud and vimeo

☂ (max), Sunday, 12 June 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

not at the moment

Huey "Keytar" Smith (WmC), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

vimeos would be lovely

carstens, Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

I call "Str8 Furnace"

The Reverend, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

vimeo and soundcloud both would be fantastic.

Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

Would RSS feeds for individual threads be a "big ask"?

E.L. Doctorow Who (Leee), Monday, 20 June 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

would be grebt if you could do a threads search ordered by last updated date, instead of created.

ledge, Friday, 1 July 2011 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^ THIS

Gary Barlow syndrome (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 July 2011 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

ILX+

MAKE IT HAPPEN INTERNET 3.0

Modernist Pentathlon (King Boy Pato), Friday, 1 July 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

When creating polls, maybe the end date could be changed so that instead of putting in an absolute end date, maybe the user could put in a relative end date (i.e. 7 days from now)? </provincialist American>

c("c) (Leee), Monday, 29 August 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

ability to automatically suggest ban anyone who ever posts in a specific thread

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

Bookmarks that only come up for poll results and not for all the inane chatter leading up to it.

Jeff, Monday, 29 August 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

"Find posts by user ___________ in threadid _________"

Would streamline the "fuck you, I didn't say that, show me where I said that" process imo.

Halal Spaceboy (WmC), Friday, 2 September 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

I'd be down for that too, but in the meantime, text:"stripper" AND displayName:frogbs still works for me.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 2 September 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

sorry if suggested already but I would like something like this for windows 7

http://www.catonmat.net/blog/follow-hacker-news-from-the-console/

wolves lacan, Friday, 30 September 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

a pythonista could probably rewrite that script using the ILX API

stet, Friday, 30 September 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

stet, welcome to this thread!

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Friday, 30 September 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

I was totally here like 2 years ago

stet, Friday, 30 September 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

Any chance any of the ideas here that involve code might happen?

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Saturday, 1 October 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

  • get rid of SB

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 October 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

No way! That's like saying to science "get rid of indeterminism"

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 1 October 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

  • auto SB for anybody who says get rid of SB

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

i will take a SB if it meant no one else would get SB'd. i'm basically jesus

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 October 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

some of them are already in testing. xp

stet, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

I don't like scrolling down a thread and seeing thousands of Suggest Ban links, one next to every post, daring me to find fault with someone's ideas even before I've taken the time to read them. it's ugly, it's redundant, it breeds unconscious hostility. why not move the Suggest Ban link to people's profiles, so that you only see it when you click on a particular user's name?

giant glittering joyful returning elephant (unregistered), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

my hostility's pretty conscious tbh.

anyhoo, let's make this serviceable thread into a 1,000 post SB clusterfuck, we haven't had one of them for a while.

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

you could use strategically-placed post it notes to cover up the offensive links

remy bean, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

can i get ILXBeta

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

what's the criteria for sb

wolves lacan, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

what, my criteria?

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

dunno if i've got time, Con Air's on at half past 9

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know who you are (should I care?) but I guess I want a consensus

wolves lacan, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know who you are (should I care?)

SB'd u for that

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

I guess I want a consensus

― wolves lacan, Saturday, October 1, 2011 7:49 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

possible readings

A) no such thing
B) for outrageous/offensive statements
C) for annoying people you no longer want to see posting on ilx

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

what's the criteria for sb

― wolves lacan, Saturday, October 1, 2011 9:45 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

think you collected a few in the thread about annoying colleagues thread, so that's one criterium tbh

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

ohh I just noticed Noodle Vague answered one of my Godard questions on some other thread, sorry man / woman / mineral I have been tired and cranky lately a/s/l/?/jk I'll get some sleep and hey Le Bateau Ivre you know what?

fine.

wolves lacan, Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't sb you, wolves. But just sayin'.

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 1 October 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

I should also note that with the name "wolves lacan", you will have won over NV for 50% already.

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 1 October 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

i do like Lacan it's true

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

y u hate wolves

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 October 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

they keep breaking my heart

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

  • a "suggest ban the suggest ban system" button

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

Can there be a … list of who the mods are

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

I hate doing this — I'm always afraid I'll forget somebody.

Top-level admins - stet, Pashmina
Shadowy rarely-encountered codemeister - Keith
sitewide mods - jjjusten, MattDC, electricsound, forksclovetofu, Remy, tehresa, Abbottt, me

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Sunday, 2 October 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

Yay, thx

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Sunday, 2 October 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

http://lincoln.msghn.org/cemclearbranchphotos/070.jpg

buzza, Sunday, 2 October 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

it's sad he was a mod

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 2 October 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

- a list of the most bookmarked threads on ILX (or per board)

whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Monday, 24 October 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

Ability to search for "text" written by "particular users"

I often try to find something I said back whenever, but unless I'm the only one who had said it, it's pretty near impossible.

Mark G, Monday, 24 October 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that'd be great

Also, autoreplace of really offensive words with pictures of john terry

generation lmbo (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

- a list of the most bookmarked threads on ILX (or per board)

ZS, I thought this was a display name/user name combo for a second.

whenever i search "mark s" in a thread i remember that it will give me "bookmark suggestban"

mark s, Monday, 24 October 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

Ability to search for "text" written by "particular users"

I often try to find something I said back whenever, but unless I'm the only one who had said it, it's pretty near impossible.

― Mark G, Monday, October 24, 2011 8:05 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

There is a solution for your problem! Search in this format:

"back whenever" AND displayName:"Mark G"

By the way, Mark G, you have used the phrase "back whenever" a lot.

It's a good phrase.

Now see if you can track down something I said about Radiohead.

Mark G, Monday, 24 October 2011 12:40 (twelve years ago) link

I would like the website to have shortcut buttons for BBcode formatting like Zing Touch does. On Firefox on my laptop I have a BBcode extension installed, but at work or elsewhere I don't. I know the codes, but it's a great convenience to be able to apply formatting with just one click. This is my greatest wish beyond a healthy and happy server.

Je55e, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

For each thread, (a small number of) persistent links to "sibling threads" at the top and bottom (editable by mods, or possibly threadstarter as well).
Examples:
-- Poll voting thread <-> result thread <-> ballot thread (and track poll threads <-> album poll threads for corresponding polls) ;
-- Monthly, seasonal or other "serial" threads (like wdyll, or US politics) could be linked to previous thread and next thread in series.

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:25 (twelve years ago) link

i want to be able to search my own posts by word count - what have i been most passionate about/had the most to say about etc

i had a few good suggestions in my head the other day but i forget them now

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 November 2011 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Spoiler tags. Easy CSS implementation, innit?

alpaca althusser (Leee), Monday, 2 January 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Opt-out-able warning screen - "this thread is on ILM, not ILE -- are you sure you want to go there?"

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

voiced by Lenny Kravitz.

Mark G, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 10:44 (twelve years ago) link

when you write a post & press submit, instead of refreshing back to the thread, a gif of a waddling duck swims across the screen right to left, leaving a trail of java-enabled ripples distorting the page, & when it passes & the ripples dissipate the page is refreshed

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 10:50 (twelve years ago) link

i think seeing it 1000x times in ten minutes would probably soothe some of the bs on the rap threads

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 10:50 (twelve years ago) link

re: long threads, & resuming your position in them, does ilx work better now than it did before? i feel like recently sometimes when i've clicked on 'click here to see all messages' in the middle of a thread, it's usefully taken me back to the last message i'd seen, rather than just loading everything and making me remember.

i might just be making this up, idk

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, 12 January 2012 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

When searching it defaults to only searching the boards you have favourited.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

A feature that would not allow people to upload huge ass images that take up the whole damn screen.

Jeff, Sunday, 5 February 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

I thought images were already limited to 600 pix wide.

pplains, Sunday, 5 February 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

If it's any larger, it gets compressed.

pplains, Sunday, 5 February 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=545

1920 x 1080

Jeff, Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

depends on your stylesheet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

caek.css allows huge ass images

caek, Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

<3

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

Still hoping for "hide thread" and also a way to "mark thread as unread" or whatever's needed so I can get rid of the little circles instead of dots next to threads that I never wanted to look at but clicked accidentally.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 6 February 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

caek.ass

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 6 February 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

I am always confused when people say "sorry hueg," bc images are never hueg for me. Sorry if I unwittingly poest huegs.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

Can we also auto correct hueg to huge?

Jeff, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

Similarly, cuet to cute.

Jeff, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

or Jeff to ban

stet, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

"Ban, Ban, It's me Ban. She can't see me Ban, only you can Ban, only you!"

Mark G, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

I'll take it!

Jeff, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

Would give $20 right this minute for a "Hide Thread" function.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

Make it $40

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

easy enough with a greasemonkey script.

but for a quick fix if you're using firefox install 'adblock plus' and 'element hiding helper' and use it to block the <a> tags with the thread titles in question.

koogs, Monday, 13 February 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

great

now i just need a 'translate post' functionality

beware of greeks bearing petrol bombs (darraghmac), Monday, 13 February 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

Skipping 769 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Um, how about an additional ".. or click here for the last 100 messages"

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

Because I just wanted to see what was said about "Get Carter", not 769 more messages with loads of d/l pics, etc.

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

permalink post just after the break then click on previous page. but yeah, i agree that an option like the one you mention would be nice.

Jibe, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 10:19 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

xp

ledge, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

permalink trick doesn't always work for some reason

ledge, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

I did search for "Get Carter", dated yesterday, posts only, and got pretty much the functionality I was after.

That's all right, but other times you aren't going to know what was said on the last few messages before the 'Skipping' bit ends.

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 10:36 (twelve years ago) link

> I did search for "Get Carter"

i'd like the text box to get focus when clicking onto the search page.

koogs, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

could "show images" be on-page rather than or, in addition to, being in preferences? i shift between the two very regularly either image or youtube-heavy threads. maybe others do, too?

flopson, Saturday, 18 February 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

Actually that is a good idea yeah

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Saturday, 18 February 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

Skipping 769 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Um, how about an additional ".. or click here for the last 100 messages"

― Mark G, Wednesday, February 15, 2012 5:02 AM (3 days ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Sunday, 19 February 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

how about 'click here for the last 100 messages not counting ones that just say ^^^^^^.'

estela, Sunday, 19 February 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

More than one bookmark to a thread, like you can do with a book. Sometimes I want to keep my place, sometimes I want to mark a post to go back to.

knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

I think the current implementation for handling long threads works just fine - i.e first 50 or so posts, the big red box with "skipping 769 messages" in the middle, and the last 50 or so after it, with the option to get the whole thread both at the top and on the skip bar. If the post I'm looking for isn't already displayed, I'm probably not going to know if it's in the last 100 or the 100 before that, so I'd want to load the whole thread anyway.

Lee626, Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

Well on that note, a tagging system of some kind could be handy. Or bringing back the categories, at least. xpost

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

a tagging syste of some kind = bookmarks?

flopson, Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

No I mean tags like word/subject tags.

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

unless I completely misunderstand how bookmarks work (i've nevr used them)

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

no, that's not how they work

flopson, Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

maybe i don't mean multiple bookmarks, but something like starring in gmail so i can easily view those posts later

knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

I'd like to like comments.

Jeff, Sunday, 19 February 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

Cosign on the load last 100 messages idea. Some threads get restarted and I'll see xxx thread has 122 new answers, would love to go to the start of the revive in that case without loading a whole thread.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Sunday, 19 February 2012 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

Display messages _____ to _____

...could be a thing, i dunno

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 February 2012 09:51 (twelve years ago) link

Option to always display everything. Especially on mobile.

Jeff, Sunday, 19 February 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

could "show images" be on-page rather than or, in addition to, being in preferences? i shift between the two very regularly either image or youtube-heavy threads. maybe others do, too?

I like this idea. I've wished for something like this when I accidentally clicked the rip nsfws thread at work.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Sunday, 19 February 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

that would be very useful

bnw, Sunday, 19 February 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

imo that would solve the "load back 100 pages" problem, as well: there's virtually no wait time on even the longest threads with images off (especially on the new server)

flopson, Sunday, 19 February 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

no but you still have to track down where the 50th most recent message is and work backwards from there

ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Sunday, 19 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

I still want a spoiler tag!

omar leeettle (Leee), Sunday, 19 February 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

free doughnuts on mondays

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

it would be very cool if there were a box, somewhere near the "submit post" button, that i could check that said something to the effect of "update bookmark" or something - the issue is that there are times where for whatever reason i haven't read all the most recent posts in a fast-moving thread, but i want to make a quick comment or respond to a particularly recent post - it is currently impossible to do this without losing my bookmark some x posts upthread, since posting in a thread which i've bookmarked automatically moves the bookmark to my post. i want there to be a way to make a post without losing my place, so i think there should be a box (and 'checked' should be the default) that gives me the option to keep my bookmark in its place and still post a message

the route is ban (k3vin k.), Sunday, 3 June 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

There's a workaround for that, no? I.e. load your bookmarked thread, open the bookmarked post's permalink in a new window/tab, make yer post, then go to new window/tab and re-bookmark.

Captain Jean-Luc Godard (Leee), Sunday, 3 June 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link

I SUPPOSE

the route is ban (k3vin k.), Sunday, 3 June 2012 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

Personally, I don't think people should be able to post if they've not read the whole thread over. That just leads to same things being repeated again and again.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

i agree with the t-man

way instain eyes (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 06:48 (eleven years ago) link

i think there should be a "like" feature attached to posts, but the results of its use would not be viewable anywhere. instead, at the end of every year, a collection would be taken up for the person who had received the most likes (without revealing their name), and the money so gathered would be used to buy and send them a shitload of candy.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 07:20 (eleven years ago) link

I think a like feature would be great. But not hidden. And it could be OTM instead of like.

Jeff, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

However I could see an outcry because of the fackbookication of ilx. Damn you naysayers.

Jeff, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link

what about a function whereby users can 'flag' a post that they enjoy

that's not kewell (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link

I'd like to see an option to hide the 'Flag Post' link. I've clicked on it several times by accident, especially when surfing on my mobile. If nothing else if I were to flag a post, which I haven't done so far, then it would give me a bit of breathing space before doing so.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 11:31 (eleven years ago) link

just want to say that i don't think people should be able to post until they've read an entire thread - this would help avoid repetition

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

i agree with the n-man

a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace (onimo), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

bring back sb, fp isn't really working

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

this ideas are all terrible

flopson, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

think it would be a really good Idea if we changed the default font to Comic Sans

flopson, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

And made its colour white.

Keith, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

I really think there should be some functionality that prevents people from posting until they've read an entire thread. Perhaps aided by the combination of some sort of camera that scans eye movements and an end-of-thread quiz which, upon its successful completion, will provide posters with the Captcha code which will allow them to post to the thread.

But I mostly want to stress that people should be reading entire threads before posting in order to cut down on repetition.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

you know how things are funny when repeated a few times, and then dreadfully unfunny for a long while before ultimately reaching a sublime state beyond such concerns? (eg markers and 'i miss you')

there should be a way to hide the middle part

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

But I think if you look somewhere around post #1000 this has been discussed at length already

― frogbs, Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:24 AM (3 minutes ago)

hmmm...actually numbering posts could be really handy! The easiest-to-follow comment sections out there are the ones with numbered comments. I don't know what it would do to the nature of the ongoing ILX cocktail party if threads had a bunch of "@23" or "re: 497" stuff, though.

Biff Wellington (WmC), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

A link to a quoted post could be nice. It could tie in with my idea of links (buttons?) for quoting and formatting like we have on Zing. My right pinky sucks at typing brackets and stupid Chrome doesn't have a BBCode extension.

Je55e, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

on firefox, maybe others, you can just drag the "Permalink" link to the "Add A Post" box

Ideas for ILX

koogs, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

Ideas for ILX
Opera works!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

Ideas for ILX

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

dude

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

Ideas for ILX

oh cool

also, duh

Je55e, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

man that is my tip of the week, that Ideas for ILX

stet, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

Every time I click on Ideas for ILX or Ideas for ILX, I get nothing.

pplains, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

this thread ending up as a moebius strip is kind of too obvious self parody

rob, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

Not sure if this idea has been posted yet, but on the search results screen, it would be cool if it also listed the total number of answers for each thread. it could come in handy when a specific topic (e.g., james brown) has many threads and you're wondering which one is the "main" thread.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

I like that.

how's life, Monday, 25 June 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, that'd be cool.

emil.y, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

Great idea.

Biff Wellington (WmC), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

I find it helpful to open a bunch of them and look at the tone and content of the discussion in those instances

the hat's filthy lesson (sic), Monday, 25 June 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

I hate to be negative, but I would like an ability to hide specific threads. I don't know if it's feasible at all, just throwing the idea out there.

windjamm voyager (blank), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:38 (eleven years ago) link

i would really like that as well

what if poll closing dates didnt turn red until x hours/days before

toandos, Thursday, 23 August 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link

could "show images" be on-page rather than or, in addition to, being in preferences? i shift between the two very regularly either image or youtube-heavy threads. maybe others do, too?

flopson suggested this some time back and I still think this would be massively handy, if it is at all easily done.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2012 09:43 (eleven years ago) link

ZING ZING ZING

we need badge notifications

and we need search function for zing

the late great, Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah zing not having search, or the random function, is slightly frustrating for me. I use random when I'm bored but thats usually when i'm in bed and thus, using my iphone :( I know stet explained something on the zingthread as to why its not there but I forget now.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:18 (eleven years ago) link

I thought of one this morning: if the default search results ordering option was "newest first" rather than "most relevant first". I dunno, I guess there could be some argument for the way it is, but that's not how I use search.

how's life, Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

being able to hide threads from boards we don't care about (like, I really don't give a hoot about cricket, NFL, baseball etc) would be awesome.

Here's that tenner I owe you, asshole (dog latin), Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

You want this:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/CustomiseSiteNewPostsControllerServlet

how's life, Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:49 (eleven years ago) link

ah i didn't know about that, but strangely I must have seen it before because all the sports threads are unticked and still I'm sure I get a lot of them appearing in my feed. Maybe not?

Here's that tenner I owe you, asshole (dog latin), Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:51 (eleven years ago) link

I get sports threads appearing in my feed on Mobile Device Interface sometimes, but not when I'm ilxing on a computer.

how's life, Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link

zing you cant customise SNA on i think is why.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

ah that'll be it

Remember you can talk to me any time, asshole (dog latin), Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:57 (eleven years ago) link

You can customise SNA on Zing -- just swipe right to left on any board you want to remove, and it'll hide on SNA too.

stet, Thursday, 23 August 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

Still want to be able to page people to threads, by saying @stet what do you think? or something.

Also, spoiler feature.

pplains, Thursday, 23 August 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

we've asked for this before and I think Stet was ambivalent but an ipad version would be fantastic

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 23 August 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

You can customise SNA on Zing -- just swipe right to left on any board you want to remove, and it'll hide on SNA too.

This isnt doing anything for me :/ I have the original freebie ad supported version, would that be why?

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

Aye, that'll be it, sorry

stet, Friday, 24 August 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

All good! Got yr message as well, and thanks :)

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 24 August 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

ugh man pplains spoiler tags are always annoying and poorly implemented, plus then you get arguments about spoiler enforcement and blah blah, creates more problems than it solves

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Friday, 24 August 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

people should when spolarized just think to themselves 'thus is life' and proceed w/an unshakable sense of equanimity

lag∞n, Friday, 24 August 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

when I read a spoiler I just tell myself "all that will be has become"

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 August 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

'the circle of life is now complete, jah rastafari'

lag∞n, Friday, 24 August 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

How is having a spoiler tag any worse than when someone goes SPOILER
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Here's the thing, dude was fucking his mother.

pplains, Friday, 24 August 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

Also a good way to hide images. "Here's ten pictures from the World ILX Meeting you missed. Click on the spoiler tag to see each one."

pplains, Friday, 24 August 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

OK, instead of a single "Skipping x messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all" link, maybe we can paginate them? For example, if x = 100, then we could jump to page 1 or page 2 (assuming each "page" contains 50 messages).

Pilot Inspektor Leee (Leee), Friday, 24 August 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

each page should contain at least 5000 messages tho

lag∞n, Friday, 24 August 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

So hiding threads is a no go? Just curious.

windjamm voyager (blank), Friday, 24 August 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link

would pay 20 bucks for zing iPad

the late great, Friday, 24 August 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

What's wrong with the web site?

ledge, Saturday, 25 August 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

Be more specific?

Bobby-fil-A (WmC), Saturday, 25 August 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry, was reply to the late great. When I first got iPad I kept on thinking "where is app for [website x with iPhone app]?" before realising I could just use the website.

ledge, Saturday, 25 August 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

needs retina support

the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

nah j/k

i just thought it would be cool to be able to swipe back and forth and around the way facebook works on ipad or whatever

the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

i find web clumsy because if i miss my click-point i get an automatic zoom in on, i dunno, someone's funny emoji or a date/time stamp or formatting help

the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

i could imagine an iPad zing in the style of the twitter app

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 27 August 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

or facebook,sort of, w/ boards at left instead of users?

the late great, Monday, 27 August 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

Ability to use search function to search within a thread, as opposed to just single thread title or post. For example, a Within Threads search for

pizza AND tacos

would bring up threads in which one post reads "pizza" and a separate post reads "tacos".

how's life, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 08:18 (eleven years ago) link

multitouch gestures (for suggest ban, etc)

the late great, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 08:20 (eleven years ago) link

multitouch gestures (for suggest ban, etc)

webcamera that recognises when you are enraged, flicking the vs, etc, and flags posts accordingly

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

facetime for 1p3

the late great, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 09:44 (eleven years ago) link

ILX needs a new style of dock connector

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 10:38 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

ILX should use the new YouTube embed style so I don't have to install flash

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Saturday, 6 October 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

Just bumping to garner restate my support and to solicit ideas and feedback on a "Hide Thread" feature.

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

Could we get a button where if we push it we simply cease to exist?

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

lol. I was going to post "If you could push a button and a thread would simply cease to exist, would you press it?" as the revive, but I reined in my impulse.

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Just bumping to garner restate my support and to solicit ideas and feedback on a "Hide Thread" feature.

― borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, October 12, 2012 11:33 AM (4 minutes ago)

PLEEEASE. I've been begging for this for, let's see, 26 months now.

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

What I'm asking here is, Stet, what would we have to do to make this happen? I would happily double my annual contribution to the server funding drive.

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not sure giving more money for the server would generate free time for someone to add a "Hide Thread" feature

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

would be possible with a greasemonkey script (cf user killfile) EXCEPT for the method of specifying the threads you don't want to see, which would be trouble.

i envisage the same thing would be trouble if done on server (although similar to bookmarks)

koogs, Friday, 12 October 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

the bigger question is "what does a Hide Thread feature look like?"

- how is the functionality invoked?
- how do you unhide a thread?
- is there a limit on the number of threads you can hide?
- is this functionality invokable on a batch of threads or only one at a time?
- what happens if you hide a thread you have previously bookmarked?
- are hidden threads removed from search results for threads/posts?
- are hidden threads removed from blog view?
- can a user follow a link in another thread to a hidden thread, or should the hidden thread always appear as if it has been deleted?
- are hidden threads filtered out of all locations (New Questions, Site New Answers, board answers) or are they left in some locations?
- if you post to a thread, then hide it, should that post appear when clicking "My Recent Posts"?

etc etc etc

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

site new answers and boards have the threads as <li> and a greasemonkey script would typically search through all these and hide the <li> which have a link in them to a hidden thread.

i'd put a link next to these list items that'd hide the thread in question. unhiding it would be more difficult.

search results are different, bookmarks are different, recent posts are different. but, i'd argue, all those are places you'd want to see 'hidden threads' - you've potentially gone looking for them. (and could help with the unhiding)

blog view isn't and would have to be a special case.

koogs, Friday, 12 October 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

can we get a button to suggest that a poster be banned

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

- how is the functionality invoked? 'Hide this Thread' link similar to (and perhaps in the same place as) 'Remove Bookmark from this Thread'
- how do you unhide a thread? go to 'Hidden threads' link in menu bar (between 'Bookmarks' and 'My Recent Posts')
- is there a limit on the number of threads you can hide? same as bookmarks, i.e. I assume no
- is this functionality invokable on a batch of threads or only one at a time? one at a time
- what happens if you hide a thread you have previously bookmarked? user must remove bookmark in order for 'Hide this Thread' to appear in the thread
- are hidden threads removed from search results for threads/posts? no
- are hidden threads removed from blog view? yes
- can a user follow a link in another thread to a hidden thread, or should the hidden thread always appear as if it has been deleted? the former
- are hidden threads filtered out of all locations (New Questions, Site New Answers, board answers) or are they left in some locations? filtered out of those locations but appear in search results
- if you post to a thread, then hide it, should that post appear when clicking "My Recent Posts"? yes

v0.10

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

wait

- how is the functionality invoked? 'Hide this Thread' link similar to (and perhaps in the same place as) 'Remove Bookmark from this Thread'
http://www.csromania.com/images/updated.gif - how do you unhide a thread? go to 'Hidden threads' link in menu bar (between 'Bookmarks' and 'My Recent Posts'), check threads to be unhidden, click 'Unhide Selected Threads' (exactly as removing bookmarks works now)
- is there a limit on the number of threads you can hide? same as bookmarks, i.e. I assume no
- is this functionality invokable on a batch of threads or only one at a time? one at a time
- what happens if you hide a thread you have previously bookmarked? user must remove bookmark in order for 'Hide this Thread' to appear in the thread
- are hidden threads removed from search results for threads/posts? no
- are hidden threads removed from blog view? yes
- can a user follow a link in another thread to a hidden thread, or should the hidden thread always appear as if it has been deleted? the former
- are hidden threads filtered out of all locations (New Questions, Site New Answers, board answers) or are they left in some locations? filtered out of those locations but appear in search results
- if you post to a thread, then hide it, should that post appear when clicking "My Recent Posts"? yes

v0.11

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

if i can suggest a revision:

- how is the functionality invoked? 'Hide this Thread' link similar to (and perhaps in the same place as) 'Remove Bookmark from this Thread'
- how do you unhide a thread? go to 'Hidden threads' link in menu bar (between 'Bookmarks' and 'My Recent Posts'), check threads to be unhidden, click 'Unhide Selected Threads' (exactly as removing bookmarks works now)
- is there a limit on the number of threads you can hide? same as bookmarks, i.e. I assume no
- is this functionality invokable on a batch of threads or only one at a time? one at a time
http://www.csromania.com/images/updated.gif - what happens if you hide a thread you have previously bookmarked? thread is removed from list of bookmarked threads for the user and hidden simultaenously (the previous option would result in some confusion when people get disgusted with a thread they had previously bookmarked and can't quickly locate the "Hide this Thread" link)
- are hidden threads removed from search results for threads/posts? no
- are hidden threads removed from blog view? yes
- can a user follow a link in another thread to a hidden thread, or should the hidden thread always appear as if it has been deleted? the former
- are hidden threads filtered out of all locations (New Questions, Site New Answers, board answers) or are they left in some locations? filtered out of those locations but appear in search results
- if you post to a thread, then hide it, should that post appear when clicking "My Recent Posts"? yes

v0.12

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

I resisted that because then you've got 'Remove Bookmark from this Thread' *and* 'Hide this Thread' on the same screen, and it started to feel a bit cluttered at that point. one way to get around that might be to stick the 'Hide this Thread' link somewhere else on the page

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

In lieu of a "preview" function, it'd be great if at least the font that posts appear in when being composed was changed to whichever one posted posts actually end up appearing in. The font that the "new world" stylesheet uses, for one, is leagues more readable than the way the words appear in the little box when trying to bang out a post

dell (del), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

i) hide bookmarks (can some kind someone not whack a quick gmonkey script together for this)

ii) "view previous page" on long threads

these are the only two proper issues, gtfo with "hide thread" and similar prissynesses

r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

soundcloud / vimeo etc embeds might be nice too but no biggie

r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

there is already a 'view previous page'

just1n3, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

Why would you want to hide a bookmark, RTC? Wouldn't you just remove it?

Tim, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

not a bookmark, all of them

idk i don't use the feature religiously and oh it's ever such a chore seeing them at the top of every page

r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

there is already a 'view previous page'

― just1n3, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:15 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol oh yeah wait i knew that... ok there was some other minor irritation in this vein but i forget now, nm

r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

Not using bookmarks = disgusting savagery I'm afraid. I am very disappointed in you.

Tim, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

easy to hide bookmarks in greasemonkey:


// ==UserScript==
// @name Hide ilx bookmarks
// @namespace http://localhost
// @description Hide ilx bookmarks from new answers pages
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet*
// @include http://ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet*
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet
// @include http://ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet
// @version 1
// @grant none
// ==/UserScript==

document.getElementsByClassName("bookmarks")[0].style.display="none";

ledge, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link

stylish would be a better tool, for that, i think. less of a sledgehammer if all you're going to do is change one style attribute of one element.

but i think the idea was to add a button that collapsed them until uncollapsed. would mean inserting said button and the code that that button executed. and remembering the state.

koogs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 10:27 (eleven years ago) link

The Bookmarks page has a "Delete all Bookmarks" link, fyi.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link

it wasn't about deleting them though, was about not having them at the top there, all the time, taking up space.

did try a stylesheet which had them all in a div floating right. didn't get far with it though.

koogs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

There is a divide on ilx between people who use bookmarks to mark specific messages within a thread and people who use bookmarks to alert them when threads they've already completely read have resurfaced.

sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:10 (eleven years ago) link

and people who never use bookmarks for anything

some dude, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

That's right, some dude. Some people don't use bookmarks at all.

sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

lol

caek, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:30 (eleven years ago) link

Wish I could be like that. Why did I link to a thread about "Matt Taibbi"? Who's that? Who gives a shit? There's a thread in there called Penis. No way am I clicking that. "Which fictional character is your hero and why?" ttthhhhppppppppt. I have horrible bookmarking habits.

sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

Think of it as having faith in the ability of ILX to turn threads around!

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link

thanks ledge! i am not fussy about a toggle so if that works then that'll do me fine

(btw if it has any bearing when i said gmonkey script i was only gonna whack it into chrome?)

r|t|c, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:36 (eleven years ago) link

kip in 2012

There is something about view previous page that's a little off but fecked if i can remember what.

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

people who use bookmarks to alert them when threads they've already completely read have resurfaced.

? Why would you use a bookmark for that when the open-circle thingy indicates it already?

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

(btw if it has any bearing when i said gmonkey script i was only gonna whack it into chrome?)

... idk about that, only been testing in firefox. And I forgot to make it work on thread pages, add these two lines in the comment section at the top for that:


// @include http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet*
// @include http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet*

And here's a version with fancy toggle, but it doesn't always work when you refresh...


// ==UserScript==
// @name Hide ilx bookmarks
// @namespace http://tom.ledger.name
// @description Hide ilx bookmarks from new answers pages
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet*
// @include http://ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet*
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet
// @include http://ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet
// @include http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet*
// @include http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet*
// @version 1
// @grant GM_setValue
// @grant GM_getValue
// ==/UserScript==

var bm = document.getElementsByClassName("bookmarks")[0];
bm.style.marginBottom=0;
var elem = document.createElement("a");
elem.setAttribute("style", "margin-left: 2%;");
elem.setAttribute("href", "#bmhide");
elem.innerHTML = "hide bookmarks";
elem.addEventListener("click", toggle);
bm.parentNode.insertBefore(elem, bm.nextSibling);
if (GM_getValue("hidden")) hide();

function toggle()
{
if (GM_getValue("hidden"))
{
show();
GM_setValue("hidden", false);
}
else
{
hide();
GM_setValue("hidden", true);
}
}

function hide()
{
bm.style.display="none";
elem.innerHTML="show bookmarks";
}

function show()
{
bm.style.display="block";
elem.innerHTML="hide bookmarks";
}

ledge, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

xp

The open circle is very small and I really only get to the ophthalmologist maybe once every presidential administration.

sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

i use bookmarks for the odd rolling tv show thread when i might not watch something same time as everyone else, otherwise a football or music thread i am on here enough to follow it as it goes (and i happily accept this is disgusting savagery in the grand scheme of life)

r|t|c, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:40 (eleven years ago) link

Real answer: if I'm away from ilx for a day or two, the open circle thingy will slip back down sna along with the thread, but a bookmark alert will stay there until I do something about it.

sorcery is in the gutter (how's life), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:40 (eleven years ago) link

hl my eyesight is shot to shit and I manage it fine but i donno.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

but tbf, I dont heavily read ilx. I dont real ILM at all, and the rest I skim, so.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

I browse individual boards/sna maybe twice a month these days

turn left onto bisexual woman (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

without bookmarks I'd probably give up

turn left onto bisexual woman (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

people who use bookmarks to alert them when threads they've already
completely read have resurfaced.

? Why would you use a bookmark for that when the open-circle thingy indicates it already?

Because then if you don't look at ILX for a day and the thread gets revived you get an alert even if it's fallen off Site New Answers?

Also because the open-circle indicator expires every so often, or occasionally they all get reset. Plus if you click on loads of threads but only bookmark a select few it's like the next level up of might-be-interesting.

still small voice of clam (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 12:04 (eleven years ago) link

think koogs is otm in that the toggle version would need to remember the last state

honestly though i don't need more than v1 cos i know what handful of threads i have bookmarked and it's nothing to go to the bookmarks page from the link at the top and hit them from there

v1 is working fine for me although if i'm being a tart then perhaps there is a distraction in that i see the bookmarks for a halfsec first before they get chomped (then again i have five zillion tabs open over four windows and havent deleted cache in forever so i probably shouldnt be testing right now)

thanks again!

r|t|c, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

(i have 26 *pages* of bookmarks fwiw)

koogs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

ledge's bookmark hider does maintain state, using GM_setValue / getValue. which, iirc, stores them in firefox settings - you can see them in about:config.

are gm script methods distinct from those in the original html or can you have a clash if you use the same method names?

koogs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link

There is something about view previous page that's a little off but fecked if i can remember what.

Would much rather have view last 100 messages than view previous page.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

are gm script methods distinct from those in the original html

they are, yup.

ledge, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link

Wish I could be like that. Why did I link to a thread about "Matt Taibbi"? Who's that? Who gives a shit? There's a thread in there called Penis. No way am I clicking that. "Which fictional character is your hero and why?" ttthhhhppppppppt. I have horrible bookmarking habits.

Stuck at the doctor's yesterday, I started browsing the Zing app that's still signed in under my old username. Holy shit bookmarks. So many threads I used to tune into that, somehow, I've lived without in the past year.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

the other thing is that you still get the hollow circle for threads you don't care about any more (if you ever did). with bookmarks they are only things you are still interested in, or you'd've deleted the bookmark.

that said, i do find hitting 'bookmark' is an automatic response when i get to the bottom of a thread, any thread.

koogs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

the other thing is that you still get the hollow circle of friends you don't care about any more (if you ever did).

misread this ;_;

turn left onto bisexual woman (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

no limit to display name length

^important idea

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

beta HideThreads script here, using a bunch of code from ledge's thing upthread and the kilzor script:

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/HideThreads.user.js

there's a new link at bottom of threads to hide / unhide.

threads are removed from lists ie SiteNewAnswers, NewAnswers, SiteNewQuestions only.

will still be visible in Search Results and Blog View (blog view is wildly different from the above. so whilst it's easy enough to find a blocked thread in blog view, it's hard to tell where it ends as it's just a mixed list of h3, span, p and br, there needs to be a div or something around each thread, a single thing to hide.)

hiding a thread won't remove it from bookmarks. Removing it from bookmarks will remove it from bookmarks.

koogs, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

^ developed on linux / greasemonkey / firefox.

koogs, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

I need Greasemonkey to load that script into Firefox, correct?

sleeve, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

yes

koogs, Saturday, 27 October 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

what about something that's like flag post but you flag posts you think are really great and then after the poster accumulates enough 'great posts' they get a yellowcard that says "X ppl think you're pretty cool"

Mordy, Saturday, 27 October 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

surely you meant "youre banned"

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 27 October 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

your righteous comments in political thread were the inspiration for this idea actually

Mordy, Saturday, 27 October 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

aw

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 27 October 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

i have an idea it's called 'the bachelor: ilx' basically lurkers would compete (& narrowed via poll) to be contestants on an elimination-style dating show, competing for the single men & women of ilx. idea came to me thinking recently that a lot of ilxor dudes are kind of a major catch http://publicapps.ocdsb.ca/Secondary_Websites/Teacher_Res/beamtut/Images/lightbulb.gif how many ppl out there scrolling through wdyll creaming their jeans will forever remain shy, sighing before their computer screen at what could have been? + ilxors are often talking about misadventures on dating sites anyways. could maybe host it on tmi

flopson, Saturday, 27 October 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

Think you were looking for this thread: your terrible ideas

pplains, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

how many ppl out there scrolling through wdyll creaming their jeans will forever remain shy, sighing before their computer screen at what could have been?

lol

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

that seems like the kind of idea where you end up in jail but you can't pinpoint the exact moment you crossed the line

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

"ppl out there scrolling through wdyll creaming their jeans"

tell me more about these "ppl"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

Z S are you single? dude isweartogod we can hook you *UP* bro

flopson, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha, no i'm happily unsingle :)

we are all going to jail

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

what about difficult listening hour... would be a quality first contestant imo

flopson, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

is this the WORST idea ever?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

tell me more about these "ppl"

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, October 27, 2012 10:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh didn't stet say there are like 30 000 regular lurkers or some shit? odds are there's atleast one of em creaming their to this very thread at this very moment, i mean just strictly statistically speaking

flopson, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

*turns off computer, throws it out the window*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

pay the haters no mind flopson this is a straight fire beautiful idea

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sorry, I jut came.

emil.y, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

That would be JUST. Jesus fucking Christ, is it impossible to even make a throwaway remark without looking like a fool?

emil.y, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

admittedly i was mostly concerned with the lols when i cooked this up but i actually legitimately believe that the winner would be a stone cold fox with really interesting opinions about sitcoms

flopson, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

Creaming for Oink Invites

pplains, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

i think not so also t-rex doesn't have penis?

emil.y, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

lagoon maybe you are not a bachelor but didn't you once say you got fanmail from a lurker who liked your posts? <-- proof that these people are out there

flopson, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

^ otm xp

Mordy, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

on ILX nobody can hear you cream

Well, ILE be damned! (seandalai), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

fanmail from a lurker who liked your posts?

This is exactly how I set my trap for Mrs. Pplains, btw. (except I wasn't a lurker.)

congratulations laguna!

pplains, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

dude you should be the host!

flopson, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

*turns off computer, throws it out the window*

^ afraid of going to jail

sug night (sic), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link

can u explain how anyone could possibly go to jail through this? online dating is p legit i thought?

flopson, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

intent to have people look at each other
expected creaming of pants

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

45% of the increase in prisoner population in California is because of this shit

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

I for one was planning on using the ilx dating service to track down and kill my least favourite posters. That *might* lead to jail.

emil.y, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

Me: hot chick, waiting for you in bed
You: misogynist metaller, good at revealing fake profiles

emil.y, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

how did all this cream get into my pants

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

lmao emily

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

clearly you guys haven't watched the show The Bachelor, you don't meet some creep at a bar on the first episode, you show up at a ballin resort & there are like 15 broads in a swimming pool--even if say one of them was a misogynist metaller you'd have like 12 weeks to sniff them out

flopson, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

"15 broads in a swimmimg pool": coming soon to NBC thus Fall

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

that would be a very pointed piece of sarcasm if it weren't the literal truth

flopson, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

this is doomed because now only those shy sighers who don't mind being forever tarred with the ilx jeans creamer brush would sign up and that is not how most shy sighers like to operate so the single ilxors would be left fobbing off a ragtag bunch of faux shy sighers in grotty jeans.

estela, Sunday, 28 October 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

good lord @ thread

2016: Forks' America (crüt), Sunday, 28 October 2012 07:39 (eleven years ago) link

u love it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 October 2012 08:10 (eleven years ago) link

...I'm sorry, I cant get past the phrase 'ilx jeans creamer brush'.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Sunday, 28 October 2012 09:08 (eleven years ago) link

sounds like the type of cleaning apparatus you can by for $39.95 on late night tv

but with socks instead of football (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 October 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

I have an idea for ILX: lock this thread.

Well, ILE be damned! (seandalai), Sunday, 28 October 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

never lock this thread

Polly Toynbee OK (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 October 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

cream this thread

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

you guys, there are literally thousands of hot babe lurkers reading our posts and quietly lusting for us. I don't think that's a ridiculous assumption. why don't we finally do something about it? at least we could start a thread where the hot babe lurkers were allowed to introduce themselves and post pics.

iatee, Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

"i for one welcome our ant overlords"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

hi lady lurkers, i have decent table manners, my own hair, i like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain not so much

Polly Toynbee OK (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

let's just have a bachelor auction for crüt we will make a million dollars

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Monday, 29 October 2012 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

i don`t see why this is such a controversial suggestion, there are babes both male & female who post on ilx and posters often express if not crushes strong admiration for each other (see: wdyll, Say something nice about another ILXor)

flopson, Monday, 29 October 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

all of them end up being make believe people

iatee, Monday, 29 October 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

u_u

flopson, Monday, 29 October 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

I've got $20K on crut & ZS to just sit around my house all day and be witty and make bad (great) jokes

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

with bonus animated gifs!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

Yes! You can come too. What a great day it will be! BRB, robbing a bank..

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

(sorry to interrupt: something to hide individual threads with an option to future block based on specific words on the title like 'obama' 'romney' etc)

wolves lacan, Monday, 29 October 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

I'll throw another $10k in the kitty to make it interesting

*enacts online embezzlement scam in 3 2 1*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

uh didn't stet say there are like 30 000 regular lurkers or some shit?

hahah

wolves lacan, Monday, 29 October 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

it's all good WL, but you're not allowed to come to our party if you're just going to interrupt people all night :)

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

yeah sure, sorry!

wolves lacan, Monday, 29 October 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

:)

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

wtf happened to this tread.

seandalai lama (Leee), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

i like how some sites sometimes post youtube videos but without the actual video screen, ie when it's just for the audio. here for instance (scroll down):

http://thequietus.com/articles/10502-jonathan-meades-interview

idk if it would make pages any easier to load for some or not but it'd be more pleasing visually at least. could do like an audio only checkbox or whatever

r|t|c, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

thats pretty easy to embed iirc, don't know if ilx would support it tho but you just adjust the heigh part of the youtube embed code to, i think 15

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sKoBpDM9S8c"; frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

flopson, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

u know how people often talk about "ilx isn't good" or "ilx used to be better" ?

well i think i've identified a possible & heretofore ignored reason for this, with an easy fix. recently noticed that as soon as a "good thread" is created, people start posting "good thread" on it, or "omg thank you for creating this thread i am laughing at it," or something along these lines. why does this make ilx any less good, you ask? well, consider the great films or novels you have seen or read. did moby dick start off "call me ishmael. <- brilliant way to start a novel" ? no! do you ever hear orson welles say "dude we killed this montage" during the opening credit roll of citizen kane? no!!!! so, why shouldn't we hold ilx to the same standard? i suggest each thread be attached to a separate "comments" thread, where people can voice these kinds of opinions without killing the flow of creative effulgence.

1luv,

flopson, Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

I second flopson's suggestion, but I have an important addition - some of those comments sections are going to be better than other comment sections, and some people might want to talk about that. therefore we need each comments section to have its own meta-comments level.

iatee, Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

For all threads of 250 or more posts: every 30 days, the thread is locked and a 3-day "best post" poll conducted. Then the thread is unlocked and allowed to go on as usual for another 30 days. (Algerian Goalkeeper to conduct all polls.)

Hans von Jerkoffsky (WilliamC), Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

Made a new stylesheet. Not finished yet (so expect some changes) - colours need sorted in some places, but I like it so far.

You can see it on Preferences → I want to change the way the site looks... And select the "swiss.css" one second bottom. Hope you like it. It will look a bit different across operating systems, because the fonts available on each operating system differs - not a lot I can do about that.

Keith, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

Looks kinda nice! Testing it now.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i like

pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

Cheers guys...

Keith, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

this is sweet

<3 u keith but old.css or gtfo

mookieproof, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

very nice, keith

just1n3, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

Oooo.

Keith do you mind if I steal + adapt this for my tiny blog that no one reads? I would change the color scheme at a minimum.

hot slag (lukas), Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

You can do what you like with it Lukas. Best not check with me - best check with Josef Muller-Brockman.

Keith, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

man this layout is CLEAN

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

Thank you... Clean is what I have been aiming for.

Keith, Sunday, 4 November 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

It'd be nice to be able to see a screenshot of each stylesheet, imo, instead of having to apply each one and reload ILX in turn.

Leeezzarina Sbarro (Leee), Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

I like it a lot...except for the "Add a Post". Something less putty colored maybe?

.formsection { background-color: #BED5C5; }
?

john. a resident of chicago., Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

This place just gets smoother and smoother every go-round. Thanks Keith.

My only long-running ILX dream is being able to offer multiple votes in radio button polls, not necessarily any kind of "ranked" deal but just where you could OP3 (or 5 or whatever) instead of OP1. (This would probably also necessitate the poll results also reporting how many voters were involved.) But I just saw that you've said upthread that that'd be complex to implement - so maybe n/m! Things are generally pretty great around here though.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 November 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

it doesn't go to the bottom of the page after i make a post, is this happening for anyone esle? not talking about the new stylesheet btw

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 4 November 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

this is v nice keith

can i ask why you have a max-height/width for imgs?

caek, Sunday, 4 November 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

Cheers, caek. Sure, it's for a couple of reasons: for aesthetic reasons, the images shouldn't extend beyond the right hand side of the text area (you made me notice I got the numbers wrong here), just as it would be in a book/magazine/paper etc. but also back in the day when some kids would chuck their toys out the pram and when there were arguments they didn't like, or people they didn't like, would post lots of and/or huge images all over a thread, so there are a couple of things in place to prevent that kind of thing.

Keith, Sunday, 4 November 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

hmm. tbh i don't agree with the aesthetic reasons (don't see why headings, bookmarks etc. can be wider than text, but images can't. in fact i think there's an argument for the reverse: long lines of are hard to read, and headings and bookmarks are text, but images aren't) and i'm not sure image bombing is the problem it used to be.

it's not the end of the world, but right-clicking "load image in new tab" on every post on boards like i love photography is a bit of a pain.

caek, Monday, 5 November 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

i totally approve of max-width for the text of posts btw, but if the reason is for readability rather than aesthetic then it should be an absolute measure in ems, not a % of the viewport imo. http://www.webtypography.net/Rhythm_and_Proportion/Horizontal_Motion/2.1.2/

caek, Monday, 5 November 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

Yes that's the bit I changed that you made me think about.

Keith, Monday, 5 November 2012 12:32 (eleven years ago) link

suggestion: remove the max-width for the signature line. readability is not really an issue and the max-width makes of the bookmark link is kind of unpredicatable because some people have long nicks. minor irritant if you habitually bookmark the end of every thread you follow.

caek, Monday, 5 November 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

Yes I was considering just that. I'll try it later and see how it looks.

Keith, Monday, 5 November 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

I tried this. Unfortunately it looks pretty bad - really ragged, so I've left it as it is.

Keith, Monday, 5 November 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

for me, given this is text you click, not just text you look at, it being ragged is less of a concern than the bookmark link being in a predictable location

can i send you a swiss-caek.css which gets rid of max-width for the images and signature lines?

caek, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

a little idea: it would be cool when searching for a thread to be able to sort the results by number of posts in the thread. so for example, i was just looking for a bob dylan thread to post on, there are a million dylan threads, i'd like to know which one is the one that people have used the most so i can continue that thread instead of reviving some random dylan thread with 10 posts.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 8 November 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

^this is a good idea, and along similar lines an "Order Results By Most Recently Updated" option in Search

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 9 November 2012 06:21 (eleven years ago) link

can there be a way to get a quick text list of all the display names one has used with a particular login?

liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

lol

flopson, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

i once wanted to do a poll of historic board descriptions once is that info still anywhere

flopson, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

can there be a way to erase all display names?

Jeff, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

more 2pac threads

absurdly pro-D (schlump), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Pull down to refresh

ledge, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

haha that's more "Ideas for Zing"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

Clutches feebly at monitor

ledge, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I do that all the time out of habit

iatee, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

checkbox to post as anonymous person. username can be revealed when post is flagged > x times.

wolves lacan, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

maybe we should petition Keith to add a button per post you can click which, when enough people have clicked it, turns said post bright flashing red

― This beat is TWEENCHRONIC (DJP), Thursday, February 21, 2013 2:35 PM (53 minutes ago)

I like this idea.

I Don't Wanna Be Dissed (By Anyone But You) (WilliamC), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

Site-wide mandatory killfile.

Je55e, Thursday, 21 February 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

beta HideThreads script here, using a bunch of code from ledge's thing upthread and the kilzor script:

http://www.koogy.clara.co.uk/ilx/HideThreads.user.js

there's a new link at bottom of threads to hide / unhide.

threads are removed from lists ie SiteNewAnswers, NewAnswers, SiteNewQuestions only.

will still be visible in Search Results and Blog View (blog view is wildly different from the above. so whilst it's easy enough to find a blocked thread in blog view, it's hard to tell where it ends as it's just a mixed list of h3, span, p and br, there needs to be a div or something around each thread, a single thing to hide.)

hiding a thread won't remove it from bookmarks. Removing it from bookmarks will remove it from bookmarks.

― koogs, Friday, October 19, 2012 1:12 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thanks again for this, koogs.

how's life, Sunday, 10 March 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

let's have monthly threads for premier league footer instead of just one, what do u reckon guys

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

I don't even know what thread that is. Continue to enjoy your discussion children's sports without worrying too much about me.

how's life, Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qvp1c6J.gif

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

Idea: for each result that shows up in a thread search, display total # of posts + time stamp for last post

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

stet are you going to be passing the hat again soon?

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 14 March 2013 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, this week or next.

stet, Thursday, 14 March 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

please create a Jimmy Wales-esque banner requesting contributions tia

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 14 March 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

not to get all kafkaesqueesque here, but has anyone noticed that it's hard to search for a thread if part or all of its title title is in quotes? I did a search for Songs where you can 'hear the join' the other day, (my search term was "hear the join", but I also resorted to the boolean < hear AND join > without quotes) and the ilx search kept coming up empty. finally I tried google and it came up right away. the only way to search for that particular thread is to use the unquoted text (songs where you can) as a search term.

It's weird because some thread titles with quoted text come up just fine in the search. every year since 2004 there's been a thread titled "This is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the "End of the Year in Cinema" -- [the year]", but if you do a search for "end of the year in cinema", the 2004 and 2005 threads (but none of the others) show up, in spite of the fact that the thread titles from all the years are formatted identically. weird, huh? I searched for a bunch of thread titles with quotes in them, and it seems like only the older (pre-2006?) threads appear in the search. is this a difficult problem to fix?

garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

I also noticed that when you have images turned off in your preferences, images will still appear in the search results. but that's a whole different issue.

garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

(that should read "only the 2004 and 2005 threads)

garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

i would like to be able to remove bookmarks on my iphone

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

swipe right-to-left over them in zing

stet, Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

i would like to be able to see my bookmarks list on my iphone so i can revive older threads on the go... is that a feature? i haven't been able to figure it out if it is

Mordy, Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

That's not in the app, no. No reason it couldn't be someday, though

stet, Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

i would second mordy's request

Jeff "Skink" Baxter (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

i don't have zing i just have the regular iphone thing i don't wanna change

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

actually why is javascript disabled on iPhones?

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

It's because it predated iPhones.

Keith, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

k3v zing is really the best.

Clay, Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i don't really know where to put this and it's not really an idea for ilx but i switched to keith's newold css thingy and i'm getting quite used to it. actually, i quite like it. it's the first stylesheet that hasn't sent me back running to old.css. i just have one slight quibble: for threads longer than 100 posts, the whole "skipping x messages" is barely different from the rest of the text, so when you're quickly going down the page you miss it. and for words in quotes, the ' is written over the first letter of what's being quoted so you can't really see it.
anyways, cheers keith for newold.css, it's nice !

Jibe, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 11:34 (eleven years ago) link

^agree with that, the compliments as well as the tiny nitpicks

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 12:20 (eleven years ago) link

I will never stray from keith.css. I don't see how you can read ILX without the highlighted div's.

Jeff, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

can already see who the divs are just fine

r|t|c, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

still on swiss

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Did the hollow bullets for threads you've read get turned off?

(I seem to remember this happened once before and there was a reason for it but I'm not finding any posts about it with a quick google so eh)

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 10 May 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link

OK, never mind, they just got reset, as happens fairly often, and I am being too tired and dumm to notice that my threadkilling spree is insufficient to make the newly-visited ones hollow

(coughs, shuffles out)

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 10 May 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

it would be cool if we could drag pictures into the text box like imessage or gmail

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 September 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

I would like to be able to change my associated email address. Ilx is the only place left where I use the damn thing.

Jeff, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link

I agree, Jeff.

I tried emailing Keith about it but never got a reply.

c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

messaging Keith*

c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

I would like to be able to change my associated email address.

Well, yes. There's that. Me too. But I have a hunch that if were easy, or even just moderately difficult, it would have been done ages ago.

My ilx email address stopped working several years back. I am such a hermit it hasn't exactly cramped my style to be unreachable unless someone started a thread with ATTENTION AIMLESS in the title, but there have been a couple of times I know ilxors have tried and failed to send me email.

Aimless, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

wait you haven't been getting my weekly tirades of abuse?

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link

That's the postal service for you

I Accidentally Dommed Your Sub (wins), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link

Not a one, but from time to time I find flecks of spit on my screen. From inside. Was that you?

Aimless, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link

coudl well be, if you upgraded to hd i'd have a decent chance of getting a swing in i reckon

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link

suggested this one before (actually before facebook started doing it!!!)

a "like" thing for the posts

when "like" reaches over a threshold, it goes automatically onto "the" excelsior thread. it would improve the consistency of the excelsior thread i reckon.

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:13 (ten years ago) link

also if there can be a button to enable a "page view" mode. so you can see only 100 posts or something but with a

1 | 2 | 3 | ... | 9 | 10 | last

link to navigate through the pages? it should not be the default option to use, but would help say when trying to find a specific post that the search function doesn't find (e.g. if it doesn't contain a particularly searchable word)

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link

or maybe a "find in this thread" option..

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link

delete 77

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:17 (ten years ago) link

I keep wanting this and then thinking it'll just become a karma-whoring mess

Xp ctrl-f?

stet, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:17 (ten years ago) link

ctrl-f only works if you load every single post in a thread?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:18 (ten years ago) link

try do this in the premier league thread with a samsung n210...

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:18 (ten years ago) link

when "like" reaches over a threshold, it goes automatically onto "the" excelsior thread. it would improve the consistency of the excelsior thread i reckon.

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, September 4, 2013 11:13 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

solid idea imo, I have a bunch of Bill Hicks youtubes and links to hipster hate blogs that the lurkers are gonna go crazy for

many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:22 (ten years ago) link

button should be OTM instead of like.

Jeff, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:40 (ten years ago) link

What if we called those likes "up votes" instead?

pplains, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:44 (ten years ago) link

make ilf an invite-only private board

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

I fought for your right to exist- now follow me in the fight for independence

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link

only if we get to take the rolling football thread with us.

ilf divided will never be at peace.

Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

i propose that the treaty as i see it is the best solution that can be brought from any negotiations, i see it as a starting point to a unified ilf and i say any poster that holds out for any more now is a traitor

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

at this point cd i ask whether your vision is more Helm's Deep or Jonestown, deems?

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

you ask that like there wasn't any other way jonestown could have ended- all i ask is a little faith

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

hey i'm good either way

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

http://www.uksoccershop.com/images/23756.jpg

Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link

will you scotsmen shut up about soccerball?

pplains, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

Hey I was just thinking it would be nice if when you searched, the page would tell you not just when the threads were started but when the last post was. That way, for example, if there are three threads on ILM about a certain band that just put out a new album, you can see which one people might have been talking about the new album on.

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, August 31, 2009 6:48 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is still a really good idea btw

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

or being able to see in the search results how many answers a thread has so you can automatically open the most popular relevant thread

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link

yeah, some kind of sorting by most posts maybe

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

You guys really hate clicking huh

I Accidentally Dommed Your Sub (wins), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

do you like clicking?

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

does anyone really enjoy the act of clicking?

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

i remember that bubble wrap page where you could click the bubbles and pop them. would rather ilx was less like that, though, on the whole

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

On August 18th, Orteil announced that the game had been receiving an average of 200,000 players per day.

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

does anyone really enjoy the act of clicking?

I wouldn't say enjoyed, it was a harrowing film but worth watching

I Accidentally Dommed Your Sub (wins), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

just to document previous support for what n/a mentioned:

Idea: for each result that shows up in a thread search, display total # of posts + time stamp for last post

― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Sunday, March 10, 2013 1:45 PM

I like that.

― how's life, Monday, June 25, 2012 11:40 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, that'd be cool.

― emil.y, Monday, June 25, 2012 12:00 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Great idea.

― Biff Wellington (WmC), Monday, June 25, 2012 12:03 PM (1 year ago)

and in a previous c+p event,

dea: for each result that shows up in a thread search, display total # of posts + time stamp for last post

― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Sunday, March 10, 2013 1:45 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Z S, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link

dea: for each time you search for "weed" or "herb" or "bob marley", stet reports you to the dea.

how's life, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

top dea!

Z S, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

but really dragging pictures into the box, wait in line fellas

TITTWISter (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

I don't even use that on sites that do let you do that.

pplains, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link

i didnt even know there were sites that let you do that

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

me either but i can do it on iMessage

carry on :(

TITTWISter (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

i would seriously pay us$50/yr for a built-in user killfile

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link

Seems like ILXor wants to touch server-side as little as possible, so we're stuck with client-side, I'm afraid.

c21m50nh3x460n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/errwLVgHpXY/hqdefault.jpg

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Eliminate radio-button polls from ILX starting 1/1/2014, bring 'em back 1/1/2015.

Victor Immature (WilliamC), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

no

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link

Here's a legitimate one:

On Android, the site does not have a link to scroll down to the last post like there is on the iPhone.

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

My idea is legitimate, and not intended as a joke.

Victor Immature (WilliamC), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

no

― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, October 24, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

flag poll option

nashwan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

stop with these stupid polls

money, chicken and other DNA (sleeve), Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link

can someone make a stylesheet that makes ILX look like Outlook?

you could make bookmarks look like the inbox and threads look like the body of an email.

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link

Oh, that would be fucking ace.

how's life, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link

Can someone make a poll of the information Jensen Harris mentioned?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

I guess people are done with "done" eh

Jesus (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link

actually let's give it one last spin why not

done

Jesus (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link

i just did an irl "done" in a work email

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

hahaha, I got a work email today that consisted of "DONE" and I didn't even think of ILX. Is the spell finally broken?

Victor Immature (WilliamC), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

The only CSS I'm willing to work on is my own.

So, you dudes should use it and tell me what needs fixing, and I'll be your slave for free.

You don't get that type of offer everyday, gentlemen.

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 24 October 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

Gimme 50 or 100 search results per page instead of ten. I'd rather scroll than click (rejected Reynolds Girls lyric).

grown-arsed man (onimo), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link

In long threads, enable loading of say 50 messages at a time instead of having to load them all.

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link

^^^
Great idea. Might be nice to have a function that allows you to skip to the next/previous big time jump in a thread as well.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

But plz make the 50 post thing optional. That would be maddening for me.

Jeff, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link

Still want an @ function where you can @ people's user names, and if you've been @ed a little notification appears on the menubar where if you click on it, you're taking to a page with links to the anchor tags within the threads where you were @ed

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

Oh you know what I mean

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

Tagging users. I second this.

pplains, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

oh boy

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link

I'd tag pplains most days

mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

gonna need that foot rub first.

pplains, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link

Every day, somewhere in the vast expanses of all the ILxes, the plaintive cry of "Tracer Hand to thread!" can be heard, more in hope than expectation. The rejoicing when he appears, it is something to behold.

Tim, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link

Gimme 50 or 100 search results per page instead of ten. I'd rather scroll than click (rejected Reynolds Girls lyric).

― grown-arsed man (onimo), Tuesday, October 29, 2013 6:59 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In long threads, enable loading of say 50 messages at a time instead of having to load them all.

― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, October 29, 2013 7:29 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

go back to how it was in the old code where posts were coded so that their permalinks were numbered serially, not randomly

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link

also would be cool to see chronological list of threads by board

holla February 2005 - December 2006 IRE

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link

Maybe a separate board where mods can put completed ballot polls.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link

Gimme 50 or 100 search results per page instead of ten. I'd rather scroll than click (rejected Reynolds Girls lyric).

― grown-arsed man (onimo), Tuesday, October 29, 2013 6:59 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In long threads, enable loading of say 50 messages at a time instead of having to load them all.

― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, October 29, 2013 7:29 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

go back to how it was in the old code where posts were coded so that their permalinks were numbered serially, not randomly

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, October 29, 2013 10:13 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know I post this like monthly, but it's super easy to do this manually. Click "permalink" on a post, and then you can just reduce the number in the URL where it says "bookmarkedmessageid="

It takes a little trial and error to get to the exact right spot, but reducing it by a thousand or so is usually good enough.

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link

many websites rate the security of one's password as it's typed. There's a little meter that changes from red to yellow and then finally to green as more characters are added. I'd like a real time meter of otm next to the submit button.

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

also, precog mods that ban ilxors before the offending post(s)

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link

this is reminding me of a project I started last year but didn't finish -- there's a toolkit for identifying people based on their grammar and syntax. was planning on making a web browser extension that'd learn who users are, and then be able to guess who sock puppets might be. anyone else, feel free to take it up.

mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link

if there is going to be an otm meter, then surely there needs to be a set of otm bar charts that track individual user's otm ratings so that we can have quarterly stack ranks

that would let us do away with FP because at the end of the quarter you could just auto-ban anyone who isn't hitting the otm target they agreed to in their yearly development plan

Moodles, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link

xp should also be able to translate a post into another poster's style or perhaps a weighted sum of several posters' styles

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link

^^^ love this idea

HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link

make a nabisco post read like deeznuts wrote it

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

ILX should say "Your bookmarked thread has new answers" when I first open the page if in fact one of my bookmarked threads has new answers

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link

maybe I could choose from some celebrity voices, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger's or Ned Raggett's, so it feels like I know a celebrity

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link

Unlimited display name characters with marquee animation

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ekLIw1R.gif avatars pls

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

Sufjan otm throughout

drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

ty for the support, mac dragh. But if I could just upgrade your account to ILX GOLD, I wouldn't have to say it tbh

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

I don't know if this is feasible, but some way of tagging threads? Non-obtrusively. You only see the tags if you want to. You can browse by tag.

cardamon, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 23:26 (ten years ago) link

Didn't there used to be drop-down menu for categorizing threads? Not by board, but by "Politics & Govt", etc.

Noize board had their own, like FFZZZZZZZZZZ NO CAN DO or whatever.

pplains, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, there were categories in the old pre-Keith code, but I don't know how useful they were. But being able to give a searchable tag to threads that have comedy/unsearchable names would be nice.

Victor Immature (WilliamC), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link

  • Bring back Ask Chaki

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 23:57 (ten years ago) link

remove "ask" from that sentence and there you go

markers, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link

what if we brought back chaki but he was only allowed to post on the ask chaki board

think abt it

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link

sometimes at night, when ilx is most quiet, you can still hear chaki zing

― omar little

buzza, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

You made that sound like the title card of a Wire episode.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link

a way to ask for 77 access that works

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link

ILX soda

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

jumpsuits

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

done

mh, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link

hire hoos as ilxor big data analyst so we can evaluate long-term trends in ilx posting habits, determine the optimal day of the week for your polls to end

i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 9 November 2013 04:44 (ten years ago) link

No.

mh, Saturday, 9 November 2013 04:59 (ten years ago) link

ilx barge off the coast of san francisco to showcase cutting edge 2014 ilx tech

sleepingbag, Saturday, 9 November 2013 05:00 (ten years ago) link

ilx t-shirts that list your personal "top 5" posters

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 9 November 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link

ilxor island

Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Saturday, 9 November 2013 05:31 (ten years ago) link

ilxor space station (and grill)

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 9 November 2013 05:32 (ten years ago) link

Ban 'em all, let mods sort 'em out.

emil.y, Saturday, 9 November 2013 05:37 (ten years ago) link

mandate that every poster flag at minimum five posts per day or else five FPs are automatically added to their account

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 9 November 2013 05:38 (ten years ago) link

everyone should leave, leave forever and never return.

ilx should start all over again with a new colony of whoever finds us.

maybe leave idk cankles here dormant, like in alien.

nb this idea was best carried out a year or two ago, obv.

midwife christless (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 November 2013 10:49 (ten years ago) link

this place is not a place of honor

Mordy , Saturday, 9 November 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link

more nothing beside remains tbh

midwife christless (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 November 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link

basically we need to add twelve hours to every day so I can follow ilx and post to it

i'm sure this will require some complex work to the rotation of the earth and gravity and stuff like that but it makes sense

The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 9 November 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

^ tuomas mode of request iirc

midwife christless (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 November 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

this place is not a place of honor

profound lol

j., Saturday, 9 November 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

/duane = http://i.imgur.com/oCCMY.gif

Sébastien, Saturday, 9 November 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

Less awesome ads for non-logged-in users, please. Why should they get the bonus content?

http://i.imgur.com/yrzBlyw.png

Alba, Saturday, 16 November 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link

a way of turning off bookmarks until the previously bookmarked thread is back on-topic and not full of talk about, say, pizzas.

koogs, Saturday, 16 November 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

I want the inverse of that

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 16 November 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link

suggest chipotle

j., Saturday, 16 November 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link

Out of curiosity, how often does the tracking for read threads get reset? More in the spirit of this thread, can we give an option for users to mark an entire thread unread?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Saturday, 16 November 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

It's not really a length of time - gets a bit technical this. Each user's information is cached when they use the site in what's known as a "least-recently used" cache. This means that each time you do anything on the site, your data gets stuck at the top of a long list. If you don't use the site, you'll slowly drop down the list. If you don't use it for some period of time (unclear as to how long, since it's dependent on how many other people are using it), then you'll eventually drop off the bottom of the list and the information is lost at that point.

Keith, Saturday, 16 November 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

i have an idea, how about getting rid of that dumb code that obscures email addresses and makes them unreadable to both spambot crawlers (if those still exist) and human beings alike

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 18 November 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

denied

mh, Monday, 18 November 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

like why not make it space out the email address or something so you can still see what it is

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 18 November 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

i had an idea for ilx last week but now i can't remember it :/

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 November 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

what's an email address.

pplains, Monday, 18 November 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

was it adjusting the search results so that it displays how many messages are in each thread, which would help people to identify the most popular/relevant thread for a particular topic when conducting searches?

reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 18 November 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

no but that's a cool idea!

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 November 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

I want to browse threads chronologically by board

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 18 November 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

zing android pls!

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 18 November 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link

make zing fill the taller screen of the recent iphones plz, also give zing some memory of where it left off thanking you zing is cool

lag∞n, Monday, 18 November 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

also make polls work shd take 5 mins

lag∞n, Monday, 18 November 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

instead of just waiting for someone to say 'new board title' to get the board titles (inefficient)... sell naming rights for each board, and then use the profits to attract new fresh talented millennial posters to the forums

sleepingbag, Monday, 18 November 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

millennials are too lazy and self involved for ilx

lag∞n, Monday, 18 November 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

fix the bug where auto-hotlinking of URLs automatically leaves off forward slashes if they fall at the end of a URL

(see the first few posts of this thread for an example).

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 18 November 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link

It's not really a length of time - gets a bit technical this. Each user's information is cached when they use the site in what's known as a "least-recently used" cache. This means that each time you do anything on the site, your data gets stuck at the top of a long list. If you don't use the site, you'll slowly drop down the list. If you don't use it for some period of time (unclear as to how long, since it's dependent on how many other people are using it), then you'll eventually drop off the bottom of the list and the information is lost at that point.

Intersting!

That sounds like it could accommodate a function to let users delete a thread from their read list?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Monday, 18 November 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

also simple [youtube] and [vimeo] tags that work with any sort of url those sites spit out

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 18 November 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

It's outdated on their part, but every time I see some sort of embed feature that looks like

<iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&;source=embed&hl=en&geocode=&q=ILX+Group,+London,+United+Kingdom&aq=1&oq=ilx&sll=43.087006,-94.236345&sspn=0.014934,0.020471&ie=UTF8&hq=ILX+Group,+London,+United+Kingdom&ll=51.499559,-0.17331&spn=0.023628,0.109616&t=m&layer=c&cbll=51.511495,-0.118601&panoid=eQd5RYGf0PWG272QZAkDtw&cbp=12,153.88,,0,18.75&output=svembed"></iframe><br /><small><a href="https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&;source=embed&hl=en&geocode=&q=ILX+Group,+London,+United+Kingdom&aq=1&oq=ilx&sll=43.087006,-94.236345&sspn=0.014934,0.020471&ie=UTF8&hq=ILX+Group,+London,+United+Kingdom&ll=51.499559,-0.17331&spn=0.023628,0.109616&t=m&layer=c&cbll=51.511495,-0.118601&panoid=eQd5RYGf0PWG272QZAkDtw&cbp=12,153.88,,0,18.75" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small>

I get a little disappointed that I can't use it here.

pplains, Monday, 18 November 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

ugh what is wrong with u ppl

thighs without a face (c sharp major), Monday, 18 November 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

idea for ilx: make all embedding impossible

TEXT OR GTFO

thighs without a face (c sharp major), Monday, 18 November 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link

Why are you so ansi, theyre only asciing

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 18 November 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

I want to browse threads chronologically by board

done
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/RecentQuestionsControllerServlet?boardid=44&offset=500
just change the offset number to jump around

anky, Monday, 18 November 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

why is it that when people link to other threads, i often have to log in again?

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 22 November 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

There's both a ilxor.com and a www.ilxor.com and

乒乓, Friday, 22 November 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link

two addresses running the same site i think (NB i am internet-illiterate), i've been getting that a bit lately, some of you heathens are obviously using the wrong address, i know who you are

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 November 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

or what dayo said

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 November 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

why

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 22 November 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

because you run your normal account against www.ilxor.com and your sock on ilxor.com

mh, Friday, 22 November 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

wh3rd vs p3r

thighs without a face (c sharp major), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link

remember when you had to type ♥ to make a heart on ilx

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:29 (ten years ago) link

hahahha oh god

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:29 (ten years ago) link

<3

markers, Sunday, 1 December 2013 06:54 (ten years ago) link

can't turn my <3 into a ♥

creating an ilHOOSion usic sight and sound (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 2 December 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

apparently

markers, Monday, 2 December 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link

♥ ?

Mordy , Monday, 2 December 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link


hearts

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Monday, 2 December 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link


♥♥ ♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥
♥♥

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

I like how deleting bookmarks clears the read/not read bullets for all the threads. But I don't actually use bookmarks. So sometimes when I want to clear my bullets, I bookmark a random thread then immediately delete all my bookmarks.

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 5 December 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

!!!
I didn't know you could do that, thanks!

diffidently worth every cent!!! (WilliamC), Thursday, 5 December 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link

Is it *all* bookmarks though? :(

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 5 December 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

http://www.givewell.org/about/shortcomings

we should have one of these

j., Saturday, 7 December 2013 04:52 (ten years ago) link

oh yeah we did here you go http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=41

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 December 2013 04:56 (ten years ago) link

a search function i would love is the ability to sort by most recently updated thread

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 December 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

Select "Newest First".

Keith, Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

i think that's most recently created, not updated

flopson, Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link

when you fp, return to that post instead of top of thread. thks.

#YOLTMB (darraghmac), Friday, 13 December 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

someone has been busy!

Mordy , Friday, 13 December 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link

I do a bit every now and again ya

#YOLTMB (darraghmac), Friday, 13 December 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

no limit to display name length

^important idea

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, October 19, 2012 8:48 AM

sleeve, Friday, 13 December 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

Fp thing? Phone makes scrolling around a real pita. If it cant be done i understand no tuom

Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

no limit to display name length

^important idea

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, October 19, 2012 8:48 AM

― sleeve, Friday, December 13, 2013 5:16 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ahaha I just got this

deeja entendu (wins), Monday, 16 December 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

Special "The Record" process to be initiated when anyone uses The phrase "for the record" or "ftr", involving (a) an automated response from "The Record" thanking the poster for their contribution to The Record, and (b) an actual record, kept threadwise, of those posts.

I think it a tragedy that these important contributions are not curated properly and respectfully.

Tim, Monday, 16 December 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

Tim yr bias against longer display names has not gone unnoticed in the shadowier corners

Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link

all of ilx is the record though

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link

otr otm

mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

ILx is *a* record, of sorts, but if it were The Record, it wouldn't be necessary for ILxors to point out when certain posts were intended for The Record.

Unless, that is, you're arguing that such posts are being made - such markers laid down - for the particular benefit of ILx, and that saying "for the record" denotes a post setting out a position taken on ILx and not sincerely held.

Tim, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 09:17 (ten years ago) link

Delete everything every year. An annual new start.

Jeff, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link

vine embeds

lag∞n, Monday, 23 December 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

"ILX After Dark Mode"

According to Consumer Reports, "Sitting in front of the TV and reading e-books [or ILX--andrew m.] may seem like a great way to fall asleep. But those bright screens can fool your brain into thinking it's morning. Click both off an hour or so before bed. And try using white text on a black background for tablets and e-readers."

So yeah, view option to flip to white text on black background=well-rested ILXors. It's basically science.

andrew m., Monday, 27 January 2014 19:11 (ten years ago) link

Of course science also suggests having my last cocktail six hours before bed, which ain't happenin'.

andrew m., Monday, 27 January 2014 19:12 (ten years ago) link

I'd suggest saving big threads to Pocket for later reading, but that's one of the most depressing things I've ever thought of.

pplains, Monday, 27 January 2014 19:12 (ten years ago) link

there might be a stylesheet like that?

wins, Monday, 27 January 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link

would prefer if After Dark mode involved martinis and adult repartee

Spaghetti Sauce Shampoo (Moodles), Monday, 27 January 2014 19:15 (ten years ago) link

try this http://justgetflux.com/

diamonddave85‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ (diamonddave85), Monday, 27 January 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link

wins wins

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/Pages/changestylesheet.jsp

pplains, Monday, 27 January 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link

Aha! Never messed with that before.

andrew m., Monday, 27 January 2014 19:28 (ten years ago) link

goddammit, now everyone is making a move and after being at 1 for a day i'm at 4

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 January 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

lol was that meant for the MPQ thread?

Neil Nosepicker (Leee), Monday, 27 January 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link

ha, oh yeah, whoops.

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 January 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link

I'd like to thank the seven users who have demonstrated a keen eye for design by choosing the independently-owned and developed crimsonhexagon.css. Please forward any criticism, bugs, love letters, hate speech, and/or psychological advice to me.

c21m50nh3x460n, Monday, 27 January 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link

My condolences, forks. :(

Neil Nosepicker (Leee), Monday, 27 January 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link

i fell to 5 ultimately, bah.

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 04:55 (ten years ago) link

There's a setting on Zing that switches to white on black too

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 06:23 (ten years ago) link

goddammit, now everyone is making a move and after being at 1 for a day i'm at 4

― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, January 28, 2014 6:22 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

Initially didn't want to FP you but later felt that this board should exist under the rule of law

, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 09:11 (ten years ago) link

I know KenzoDB is very different from the ilx code, but it'd be cool if there was some quick/easy way to create an ILXOR map similar to the WFMU donor map -- http://wfmu.org/marathon/map.php

330,003 Luftballons (WilliamC), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link

it'd be pretty easy using geoip services, but there's mixed utility there

might also be bad if there are some ilxors who live in sparsely-populated areas and even the zip code would give them away. an opt-in option might be ok?

mh, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I was definitely thinking of everybody putting their own thumbtack on the map, but requiring login so it couldn't be shenaniganized.

330,003 Luftballons (WilliamC), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link

like that's going to stop shenanigans

mh, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link

I see you there, WmC.

Seems like we did this once, but maybe without registration. All I remember is not tacking my city, but placing it on Pleasant Plains instead.

pplains, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:15 (ten years ago) link

http://bit.ly/1ipUaAC

mh, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:17 (ten years ago) link

"The Loyal Order of Moose"

the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:18 (ten years ago) link

Hoping that's a sister location to the original Shenanigans.

pplains, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:44 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Question about the bookmarking: would I be able to use the makeRequest() ajax method (which does a GET) to delete a bookmark, or does the request have to be a POST?

eeeLuvium (Leee), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 23:18 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Should be able to fp threadstarter without clicking into thread

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 24 March 2014 01:31 (ten years ago) link

:D

imago, Monday, 24 March 2014 01:35 (ten years ago) link

temp ban lottery

très hip (Treeship), Monday, 24 March 2014 04:14 (ten years ago) link

Shirley jackson style

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 March 2014 05:41 (ten years ago) link

let me unbookmark threads from my phone and no i will not download zing

surfbort memes get played out, totally (k3vin k.), Friday, 28 March 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link

darragh's suggestion cd save me minutes a week

invent viral babe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 March 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link

idgi kevin why dont u want to use zing its better

lag∞n, Friday, 28 March 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link

Idea: split around jump in long threads shdnt be 50/50 but 10/90 or 20/80

imago, Friday, 28 March 2014 18:54 (ten years ago) link

if you're not using zing, then just use the normal website theme and hit the goddamn remove bookmark link

have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Friday, 28 March 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link

zing is the best fwiw

Clay, Friday, 28 March 2014 23:49 (ten years ago) link

i saw a slow-loading/redirecting link stall at go.ilxor.com today

are we tracking linkouts somehow now?

and more importantly are we MONETIZING them??

j., Tuesday, 8 April 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link

Just Amazon ones, yeah - there's a referal goes on them. We don't track them in any way, mostly because why bother?

stet, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 23:52 (ten years ago) link

oh, i knew (but forgot) about those—but does everything else pass through the linkout just fer mechanical reasons?

(just curious)

j., Tuesday, 8 April 2014 23:56 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, exactly. Nothing happens to those ,though, they (should) just pass through

stet, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link

suuuure, stet

have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 02:38 (ten years ago) link

steeeeeeeet

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 April 2014 19:53 (ten years ago) link

fund my terrorism collective

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 April 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link

lol

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

Ability to enter a Login ID and get a list of every screen name that person has used.

Oren Zombarchi (WilliamC), Monday, 14 April 2014 19:55 (ten years ago) link

yeah

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 April 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link

is the screen name the name in parentheses?

Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 April 2014 19:58 (ten years ago) link

oh wait that is the login id and screen name = the part not in parentheses.

Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 April 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link

Right. Mainly I'd like to call up previous user IDs of my own and, for instance, get a list of screen names Rock Hardy used. But old User IDs get deleted from the DB, iirc, so the only way to do that may be through an old fashioned trawl through the search function.

Oren Zombarchi (WilliamC), Monday, 14 April 2014 20:03 (ten years ago) link

don't take away our mysteries, we have so few

j., Monday, 14 April 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

Enter a user id and a list of their socks come up

recommend me a new bagman (darraghmac), Monday, 14 April 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link

the whole concept of the sock thing is weird to me.

i am a simple man.

i dont even hide as per most of the ilx crew.

has always been a strange concept to me.

mark e, Monday, 14 April 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

what is zing

Dan I., Monday, 14 April 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link

What is the look of
It got something to do with umm
Being a man and handling your biz
What zing got to do with it
Ask SV it's all bullshit
You know what zing is
Say it with me one time, you know what zing is
Be on some zing shit, you know what zing is
SV on some zing shit, you know what zing is

Sufjan Cougar Mellencamp (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link

what is zing

― Dan I., Monday, April 14, 2014 2:49 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for great justice

real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Monday, 14 April 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link

what is zing

― Dan I., Monday, April 14, 2014 4:49 PM

an iphone app for ilx. check apple's app store.

markers, Monday, 14 April 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link

actually, i can do you one better: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/zing-touch/id335189360

markers, Monday, 14 April 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link

general rule for life that was drilled into me by my folks (not that they ever followed their own rules, but that is another story !) :

'if you aint got nothing nice to say, then don't say nothing at all'

hence the lack of cover/socks.

mark e, Monday, 14 April 2014 21:42 (ten years ago) link

Thats real good advice.

Creames Fartpoop, Monday, 14 April 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link

*farts*

waterbabies (waterface), Monday, 14 April 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link

farting in a sock.

well, guess that makes a change from the usual ..

mark e, Monday, 14 April 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

wait isnt that what socks r for

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 11:29 (ten years ago) link

If it were possible to get a list of all your screen names the first thing that would happen would be that someone would start a thread "post a list of all your screen names" and this would result in a lot of long posts. I worry for the search function

forum enthusiast (wins), Saturday, 19 April 2014 11:41 (ten years ago) link

shocked that thread does not exist

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 13:19 (ten years ago) link

ILX name changes aliases etc

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:13 (ten years ago) link

that's for logins/display names tho isn't it?

just hit submit post basically (wins), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:29 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

bookmarks shd sort by date updated

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link

disagree, at least on SNA - visual consistency of those makes it really easy to keep track when a thread i'm actively following is lighting back up, versus one that i've bookmarked to sit down and 'catch up with' sometime.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

agreed though that the actual 'bookmarks' page is sorted kinda...weird. I assume there's some good reason for that.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link

after fping a post return to that post not to top of thread pls

dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

please indicate if a post has been flagged so I know to definitely read that post

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

I can tell you how to spot em tbh its p simple

dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link

can ilx have a "salmon cam"?

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

i've only just been alerted to their existence, but i want one now

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

disagree, at least on SNA - visual consistency of those makes it really easy to keep track when a thread i'm actively following is lighting back up, versus one that i've bookmarked to sit down and 'catch up with' sometime.

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, June 3, 2014 12:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it most certainly does not

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Donators to ILX funding to have their SB weighting increased in proportion to their donations.

*reaches for wallet*

Maurice Malpas Holiday Jotter Blues (onimo), Thursday, 19 June 2014 11:46 (nine years ago) link

otm

also going someone returns you to that post not the top of the page

also a y/n on a users profile to let you know if yr SB for them is currently active

houllier than thou (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 June 2014 12:11 (nine years ago) link

I meani try to keep it topped up but god forbid like

houllier than thou (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 June 2014 12:12 (nine years ago) link

All I want in life is to be able to change my login email address.

Jeff, Thursday, 19 June 2014 12:14 (nine years ago) link

^me too. I forgot to renew my domain and now ilxmail goes to someone at SHINKO TRADING(SHANGHAI)CO.,LTD

sktsh, Thursday, 19 June 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link

My ancient, high-school era domain ceased to exist and now there's a robot there that periodically posts random chunks of my old content, now in blog format, with spam links to online casinos. Would be very interested in whether there's anything I can do about that, especially since it has my name slapped up on it, but in the meantime, yeah, it'd be cool to change my ILX login.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 June 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link

why not register again but append ' 2' or prepend 'the return of '?

Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 19 June 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

I like the continuity of my name over the years.

Jeff, Thursday, 19 June 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link

Why not multiply some of the letters in your name?

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Thursday, 19 June 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

Very continuous imooo.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Thursday, 19 June 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

lol

how's life, Thursday, 19 June 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

nice

Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 19 June 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

So, the email I use for ILX expired. And so I couldn't log in to ILX. I had to re-activate my email.

It'd be nice if login/user was independent of email...but I do see the reasoning.

, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 02:49 (nine years ago) link

I wish there was more room for growth within the organization. I want to make it to that corner office.

Treeship, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link

When will ILX get support for emojis

, Monday, 18 August 2014 12:52 (nine years ago) link

http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/1f51c/index.htm

koogs, Monday, 18 August 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link

I was trying to write a GM script to locally save my existing bookmarks so that I could reset my read/unread threads by deleting all my bookmarks, but to little success. Is the SID a required parameter in the Ajax call?

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLEEE (Leee), Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link

also going someone returns you to that post not the top of the page

also a y/n on a users profile to let you know if yr SB for them is currently active

― houllier than thou (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 June 2014 12:11 (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 August 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link

why would that latter be useful?

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

just fp them anyway to be sure, it only takes a second

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

option for FP to be constant then

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

I will fuck you on the permafpost

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

Leee: yes, but also you can delete all your bookmarks from http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/BookmarksControllerServlet

stet, Saturday, 23 August 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link

my number one feature desire is still ways to sort bookmarks by name/date updated/maybe even thread starter?

Mordy, Saturday, 23 August 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link

that should be greasemonkey/userscriptable even without the intercession of stet (not that this helps you immediately anyway, just an observation)

heck (silby), Saturday, 23 August 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

stet, thanks, but deleting is the easy part: I'd also like to be able to restore all my bookmarks without doing it manually!

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLEEE (Leee), Sunday, 24 August 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link

I love ILX

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

You'll need to extract the SID to use in your script; the SID will only work for ten minutes before it expires and a new one needs generated; also, it'll only work for you, but that ought not be a problem.

Keith, Sunday, 24 August 2014 22:16 (nine years ago) link

Any easy way to get the SID, or do I have to load a thread to find it?

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLEEE (Leee), Sunday, 24 August 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link

Yes you'll have to load a thread.

Keith, Sunday, 24 August 2014 23:33 (nine years ago) link

Although only once as long as you use the SID quickly enough.

Keith, Sunday, 24 August 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

increase the maximum number of poll options

lars von (Treeship), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link

you can't poll box sets

lars von (Treeship), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

poll them by disc

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

then one final poll w/ top 10 results from each volume to find the true number one

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

then repeat for 49 more box sets and poll all the winners for the ultimate box set track

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link

it's "the book of love" treeship

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link

increase the maximum number of poll options

ugh, no, 50 is too many as it is for OPO polls

Being able to enter 1st, 2nd, 3rd choices would be better.

Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link

polls shouldn't be threads. They should be pop ups. You are required to vote in every new poll before you may read threads. A password to the threads is provided after the polls.

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link

While in a thread, there should be a scrolling marquee with poll updates

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link

I miss the limitless poll options.

Favorite Guided by Voices or Guided by Voices related song

Jeff, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

a tool to run borda-count polls as is the common ballot poll format on ilx would be pretty cool and something I've periodically considered writing but I don't write code for fun anymore

heck (silby), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

polls shouldn't be threads. They should be pop ups. You are required to vote in every new poll before you may read threads. A password to the threads is provided after the polls.

― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, August 27, 2014 4:35 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link

what ilx needs is more popups

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 August 2014 00:08 (nine years ago) link

we were promised avatars

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link

read that thread the other day I was otm in it as usual

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 August 2014 00:21 (nine years ago) link

thx 4 pointing that out

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 00:27 (nine years ago) link

I didn't know if you'd had time to read it all thought you'd appreciate a precis

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 August 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link

ya i mean i wasnt planning on reading it

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 00:37 (nine years ago) link

i wanted to poll "the brit box", the box set of british indie c. 1980-1999 that everyone hated

lars von (Treeship), Thursday, 28 August 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link

THE BRIT BOX POLL

DO U HATE IT?

-YES
-IT IS BAD
-I AM BRITISH

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 August 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link

i can't turn my poll into a box set

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 August 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link

I've finished my GM script to reset a user's read threads -- if there's any interest, I'll share it, but where to upload it? userscripts.org is dead.

Hakeem Olajuwon Howard (Leee), Sunday, 31 August 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link

I'll wait for a non GM script you Monsanto devil

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 August 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link

General MIDI Level 1 Instrument Patches #80-103

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 31 August 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link

Image hosting so that you could more easily post pics and not have as many dead links. Has this not been done because of costs?

Je55e, Friday, 5 September 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

http://imgur.com/ !

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 September 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link

imgur will probably be sold in the next 2 years to some major

calstars, Friday, 5 September 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

Pretty much costs Je55e. We shift an amazing (to me) amount of bandwidth and that's just text.

stet, Friday, 5 September 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link

how does ilx bandwidth compare to other message boards? it seems like there are a billion phpBB forums out there, and ilx is relatively clean and feature-free by comparison (or so it seems to me). is our bandwidth exceptionally large for some reason? audience size?

Mordy, Friday, 5 September 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link

fuckin post length

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Friday, 5 September 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link

I'd love to know what sort of page views other big forums get, does anyone know? we used to be quite high up a list of biggest forums, but the sourcing on that seemed suspect to me.

stet, Saturday, 6 September 2014 00:19 (nine years ago) link

Emoji support anytime soon? As in, it is possible to post/create threads w/ emoji unicode characters in them

, Saturday, 6 September 2014 00:23 (nine years ago) link

yeah emojis only work in display names currently right?

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Saturday, 6 September 2014 01:28 (nine years ago) link

Oh, thanks, stet. I didn't see that you'd replied.

imgur is good and very easy but images expire unless you have a pro account. I guess it's important to me that my pics of my cats endure for longer than a year. I would use Flickr but it's become a pain in the ass, especially on iPhone.

Je55e, Monday, 8 September 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

dropbox

lag∞n, Monday, 8 September 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

^^^

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 September 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

I bet we could do emoji, but we'd need to watch with the right-to-left switch and other fun stuff.

stet, Monday, 8 September 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

imgur is good and very easy but images expire unless you have a pro account

oooooh, i didn't realize - i thought they just stayed up no matter what. i just checked imgur's FAQ and it says "As long as images are getting at least 1 view every 6 months, they will stick around forever." so that's decent, but i guess if you have a thread that doesn't get revived for several months/years (aka most of my threads) the images would disappear on occasion. bummer!

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 September 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link

ilx cld have a script that views dormant threads every few months

lag∞n, Monday, 8 September 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

ilx could just hire someone to do it. i, for example, would gladly go through dormant threads in a systematic fashion in order to make sure that the imgur images don't get deleted. someone's gotta do it...

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 September 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 8 September 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link

Kickstart that, Karl!

Hakeem Olajuwon Howard (Leee), Monday, 8 September 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

ok but just to put all my cards on the table i'm going to be asking for funding for coffee and chips and salsa as well. funding these important food groups will pay for itself in the form of my increased dormant thread reviving productivity

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 September 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

maybe i'll just make it so that the reward for the fundraising target is that i do the job sort of and complain a bunch, but if the stretch goal is reached and i get the chips & salsa and coffee than i don't complain so much as i'm doing it

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 September 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

did it all for teh gifz

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 September 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link

Dropbox linking is now cuntish iirc the copy public link option is hidden away cuntishly

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link

it is a right click away

wolves at doors: they flan @ u face (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 00:30 (nine years ago) link

not on an android phone :(

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 00:46 (nine years ago) link

You can't get the public link on the dropbox app on an iPhone iether fwiw

, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link

i-ether

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 00:50 (nine years ago) link

hah i had a post going off on that too but i deleted it

markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 00:51 (nine years ago) link

maybe drew houston will be on stage with bono tomorrow

markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link

i'm going to turn this into the apple thread now

markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link

my work blocks ilx because it thinks it's a dating site. why

k3vin k., Tuesday, 9 September 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link

what u dont get tons of cool dates off here sucks for u man

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link

ive gotten some very excellent dates off here let me tell you yep lots of good quality dates

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link

xposts that's more or less all people talk about here now

markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link

oops, no one gave kev access to the i love dating board

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 02:55 (nine years ago) link

were all just getting tons of dates

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 02:56 (nine years ago) link

*legume's capuchin monkey falls over dead*

wolves at doors: they flan @ u face (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 03:21 (nine years ago) link

i tell everyone you guys are my girlfriend

Treeship, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link

we are

markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 03:35 (nine years ago) link

turn FP back on pls

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 12:22 (nine years ago) link

It's the people who need to turn FP back on, darragh. You have the power.

how's life, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link

I FPed that post for good measure

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link

low-hanging fruit.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

wasn't fields of salmon FPed into a temporary ban? The people still have a voice

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

unfortunately I think it was a mod request that did that

sleeve, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

mods had to step in after he slipped through the systems meaty paws

love (the band) loves to love love (Treeship), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link

in that case, change is needed. revolution ilx style now!

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

who is lenin?

markers, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link

did lenin enjoy hotdogs?

wolves at doors: they flan @ u face (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link

loved em

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link

It's the people who need to turn FP back on, darragh. You have the power.

― how's life, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 12:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this an official mod statement

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 01:15 (nine years ago) link

I don't think there are mods anymore

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:47 (nine years ago) link

is this an official mod statement

― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 9:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sorry. Missed this. FP is currently working as intended. People flag posts, mods check them out. If a poster is WAY out of line we try to intervene, but I think we keep it fairly hands-off these days. On most days we get a large handful of FPs, but only rarely do they seem to indicate a serious problem with an individual poster or post. No one is currently even remotely close to being 51'd. That's what I was presuming you meant about FP being "turned off".

how's life, Thursday, 11 September 2014 13:38 (nine years ago) link

I appreciate the clarity of the statement but v much look fwd to the Washington post features

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 September 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link

http://syndication.washingtonpost.com/sites/default/files/Krauthammer_Final2.png

"Flag Posts work, and are working, as intended."

famous instagram God (waterface), Thursday, 11 September 2014 13:43 (nine years ago) link

Those who regularly erroneously flag posts purely due to dislike of a poster should therefore be temp banned. The resultant loss of twattish posters I'm sure would appease darraghmac.

strychnine, Thursday, 11 September 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link

'erroneously'

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 September 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link

emoji one is free and open source btw! http://www.emojione.com

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 September 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

From the creators of myporn dot com

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Thursday, 11 September 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JqKL6aA.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 September 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

u shd be able to follow people and then theres a feed that displays everyone u follows posts, ilx needs to go social or die

http://i.imgur.com/Jw86NGy.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

Stet, I have time and would love to help. Is there anyway you could create a git remote either privately or on GitHub?

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link

all frequently used usernames are collectivized and distributed on a lottery system. every day when you log in you are assigned a new one and post under it, so i can be dr. morbius one day and branwell the next and then wins on another day etc. and you can be me and all of these people too. it is up to the poster whether to post according to the "persona" of their new handle or to resist it but you cannot ever reveal who you *really* are.

Treeship, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

lmao i thought of that exact idea a few days ago

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link

sure you did "lag∞n" aka treeship

owe me the shmoney (m bison), Saturday, 20 September 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link

oop

lag∞n, Sunday, 21 September 2014 02:10 (nine years ago) link

lagoon_franco

Mordy, Sunday, 21 September 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link

how does ilx traffic / average user numbers compare to say 3/4/5 years ago?

macho nonreal (nakhchivan), Monday, 22 September 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link

Allen that would be superb. I'll try and sort something out.

Nakh: traffic is up by about half, user numbers about the same.

stet, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 00:02 (nine years ago) link

thats interesting because there seem to be frequent episodes now, even outside of the usual sunday 10am gmt sort of predictable deadzones, where the active users is <40 and nobody is posting much

macho nonreal (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 00:05 (nine years ago) link

Allen that would be superb. I'll try and sort something out.

Awesome. Let me know.

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 00:08 (nine years ago) link

I'd like to help too, though my time is more impacted and I'm not available at all if you're seriously going to implement emojis.

Hakeem Olajuwon Howard (Leee), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/C99uOoP.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 00:30 (nine years ago) link

Stet: what is going on here?

Shows the threads that have been read the most in the past hour, updated every hour.

Revolt of the ILX Brigade: New Post-Fahey Folk For PPL that post in the Takoma & Tompkin's Square Threads (total reads) 444 (ilxor reads) 367 (no referrer) 67 (can't tell) 10

this thread is never not in the top 5 most read threads. nobody has posted in it for two days but it has had 444 pageviews in the past hour.

Treeship, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:03 (nine years ago) link

maybe a ghost is in there

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:04 (nine years ago) link

are you not curious about this lagoon?

Treeship, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:11 (nine years ago) link

no way i dont fuck w ghosts

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:13 (nine years ago) link

who are the creators and who are the mere "contributors" on ilx?

Treeship, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link

i literally explode with content, i am always exploding

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link

i blow minds for a living

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link

you blow farts for a living

how's life, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link

goats

zero content albums (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link

*goat fart*

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link

I should change my name to goat fart

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link

yeah

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link

this thread is never not in the top 5 most read threads. nobody has posted in it for two days but it has had 444 pageviews in the past hour.
the last time that happened it was some eej with a greasemonkey script gone awry

stet, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:45 (nine years ago) link

three times more views than any other thread in the last hour despite being revived for the first time in several days four minutes ago

macho nonreal (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link

if its a script then its a strange thread to choose for it

macho nonreal (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

ghost of blind joe death, or so the legend has it

j., Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:54 (nine years ago) link

emoji is just unicode and we already support that. sorry Leee. (If it helps I don't think we should do that hack that makes it work on unsupported browsers. Safari ftw).

😄😍❤️

stet, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

👍

I misuse (onimo), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

i look forward to seeing pages and pages of ilx full of rectangles with numbers in them

koogs, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

7⃣7⃣

I misuse (onimo), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

cant wait for emoji poop

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

i like this one 😍 it reminds me of the kinda shy, sweet ones MSN messenger used to have

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

http://rejectedemojis.tumblr.com/post/92089749388

koogs, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

unlock all threads

Onan Pullett (wins), Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link

unban all posters

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

yeah def

Onan Pullett (wins), Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link

and for the same reason wtf do you babies think would happen

Onan Pullett (wins), Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link

(pro OR con, board would be functionally exactly the same even if some random british dude was able to post things here in 2014)

Onan Pullett (wins), Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

cn always just ban them again

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

unban sissymanwhore

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link

wtf do you babies think would happen

You apparently have never seen the full power of a malicious troll in action.

atm nothing stops anyone on ilx from going on a rampage and image bombing every thread they don't like with porn images. You or anyone else here could, this minute, start trolling the shit out of ilx. The only difference if ilx were an unmoderated forum would be that, instead of anyone having the power to stop your crude, destructive behavior, no one could stop you. You'd have absolutely free rein to continue for as long as you pleased.

I watched as this happened to the old Ask A Drunk forum when it was on Greenspun's LUSENET. A petulant child of 12 arrived at the forum, was teased, and so he utterly destroyed the place, because no one had the power to prevent him and a vengeful 12 year old with no social life or skills has lots of spare time to pursue childish vengeance.

ILX has no immunity from attracting members who decide, for their own reasons, that ilx (or merely one or two individual ilx members) should be punished for existing and they are just the instruments to accomplish this punishment. Banning is the only quick, simple, effective method for controlling these antisocial activities.

that's what this baby thinks would happen. in fact, given time, I guarantee it would happen.

Aimless, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

unbanning all posters would not turn ilx into an unmoderated forum also you say that like ilx has no malicious trolls currently

zero content albums (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link

yeah i mean give people a second chance, if they do it again ban them again, jeez

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link

worth noting too that jw was banned for something actually very funny and non malicious and in keeping w the spirit of old ilx

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link

thats basically not true. And even if it were, he was on chance 9 or something by then

stet, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link

xp

basically, you're talking a general amnesty, and I wouldn't object very strongly if the whole ilx community asked for it.

give people a second chance

we've had people here who were temp banned several times before they were permabanned, bcz they just didn't care about meeting basic standards for behavior. they had second chances. they had third chances. seems to me like they earned their permabans honestly.

Aimless, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

yall a bunch of fascists

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

btw, as a moderator on another forum, I understand that moderating takes time, effort and commitment, and ilx, being much, much larger than the forum I help to moderate, takes far greater commitments than I would ever be willing to make.

the stress of trying to balance whether a particular post or poster has crossed a line, or merely come near it, or if the poster has come too near that line far too often, or if this one instance should be handled with a private warning or a temp ban or a permaban is plenty difficult enough. doing it in consultation with other mods, who are also making delicate judgments of a similar sort is, if anything, even harder, because moderator harmony requires a certain consensus to evolve. once a permaban has been issued, I'm pretty sure the mods would not relish the idea of going through all that decision making all over again, just so someone who failed repeatedly to learn lessons can come back and try to figure out what is a zing and what's just terrible behavior.

what's the upside?

Aimless, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

ban aimless

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link

yall a bunch of fascists

hahaha! now let me ponder what delightful name I can retort with. we could trade them like baseball cards. what fun!

Aimless, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link

we've had people here who were temp banned several times before they were permabanned, bcz they just didn't care about meeting basic standards for behaviour

still got these

I'm not discounting the rest of yr points but

zero content albums (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

no wai dude ban laglemniscaten xps

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

im willing to compromise if long tedious self righteous soliloquies are added to the list of bannable offenses

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link

still got these

― zero content albums (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 September 2014 20:52 (1 minute ago)

srsly? would that it were true deems la

nakhchivan, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

who got Trotskyed?

Chimp Arsons, Sunday, 28 September 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link

No results found for "Dom Passantino 12th imam".

Aimless, Sunday, 28 September 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

ILX how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
ILX Sacco & Vanzetti & Passantino must not die
ILX I am the Scottsboro boys.
ILX you don're really want to go to war.
ILX this is quite serious.
ILX this is the impression I get from looking in the television set.
ILX is this correct?
I'd better get right down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in precision parts
factories, I'm nearsighted and psychopathic anyway.
ILX I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

i imagine permabanned ilxors feel toward the site something similar to this sentiment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye33sFYApCU

Treeship, Monday, 29 September 2014 00:49 (nine years ago) link

I'm pretty ok with dom never posting here again tbh

owe me the shmoney (m bison), Monday, 29 September 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link

ILX how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
ILX Sacco & Vanzetti & Passantino must not die
ILX I am the Scottsboro boys.
ILX you don're really want to go to war.
ILX this is quite serious.
ILX this is the impression I get from looking in the television set.
ILX is this correct?
I'd better get right down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in precision parts
factories, I'm nearsighted and psychopathic anyway.
ILX I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, September 28, 2014 9:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

extremely deep post

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 September 2014 05:20 (nine years ago) link

ty!

sissymanwhore was banned?

Je55e, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 11:55 (nine years ago) link

Is killfile not working anymore for others?

cichleee suite (Leee), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link

Funny this thread just got bumped but &c

please delete outrageous tanuki crappyposter (wins), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link

For one day each year, clicking "Submit Post" puts the post on a random thread on a different board.

it's taco science, but it works like taco magic (WilliamC), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

has this already been instituted bc im p sure you meant to post that on "your terrible ideas"

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

tick.jpg

zero content albums (darraghmac), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/35/618x759/ustv-the-tick.jpg

how's life, Monday, 6 October 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link

so weird to me that's brock.

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

has this already been instituted bc im p sure you meant to post that on "your terrible ideas"

lol, Stet and Keith stay one step ahead of me no matter what I do.

it's taco science, but it works like taco magic (WilliamC), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

Hmm, the killfile is working on ILE/ILM, it looks like, but not on the lesser boards.

cichleee suite (Leee), Thursday, 9 October 2014 01:09 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

a good feature would be the option to "lock someone in a thread"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

oooooh me first me first

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

groundhog thread

resting waterface (m bison), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

Didn't we do that with Pato?

pplains, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

was he locked inside his board lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

There's holes punched in the top, so he's ok.

pplains, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

so that all of someone's posts submit to the same thread? that would be amazing.

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link

was just thinking like if someone is being disagreeable u can lock them in that thread until they come up with a more satisfactory opinion

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link

hahaha

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

no ilx dinner for you young man (fun food threads they r banned from)

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link

think abt yr challops young lady

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

So you're basically suggesting a reverse threadban?

put your money where the maracas are (how's life), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link

That baby isn't trying very hard.

pplains, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

the baby is trapped

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

the baby should have posted better

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link

I support this especially b/c I know what lagoon has in mind

sleeve, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link

im going to trap treesh in the sonic youth thread until he acknowledges their greatness

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

also he has to change his name to treesh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

which also roughly describes the sound sonic youth makes

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link

my requests are reasonable

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link

someone delete the ip from his posts.

pplains, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link

I'm just sayin. maybe these gamergaters have a point.

― fraternity house, Tuesday, November 25, 2014 9:27 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ban frats

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

oh shi

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link

treesh should be forced to join SY when they reunite

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Stet: what is going on here?

Shows the threads that have been read the most in the past hour, updated every hour.

Revolt of the ILX Brigade: New Post-Fahey Folk For PPL that post in the Takoma & Tompkin's Square Threads (total reads) 444 (ilxor reads) 367 (no referrer) 67 (can't tell) 10

this thread is never not in the top 5 most read threads. nobody has posted in it for two days but it has had 444 pageviews in the past hour.

― Treeship, Monday, September 22, 2014 9:03 PM (2 months ago)

the last time that happened it was some eej with a greasemonkey script gone awry

― stet, Tuesday, September 23, 2014 7:45 PM (2 months ago)

yusef latifah (unregistered), Saturday, 20 December 2014 23:09 (nine years ago) link

same eej, same script, different thread?

ILX Gonna Shine in My Backdoor Someday (new post-Fahey folk for ppl posting in Takoma/Tompkins Square threads Pt II) 998 816 179 3

yusef latifah (unregistered), Saturday, 20 December 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link

Haven't the covered all of the post-Fahey folk for people posting in Takoma/Tompkins Square threads yet?

how's life, Saturday, 20 December 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

It's weird, ppl keep making more.

vigetable (La Lechera), Saturday, 20 December 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link

For poll threads, a series of handy closing-date options — 3 days, 5 days, 7 days, 10 days — for people who don't want to bother working out whether they're supposed to put the day or the month first. But leave the name-a-specific-date option in place for those who want to use that.

WilliamC, Monday, 22 December 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

teal&orange.css: if you complain about the teal and orange color palette of a new movie, stet makes it your style sheet for 1 month

Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 June 2015 04:18 (eight years ago) link

where do i sign to make this happen

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 June 2015 04:37 (eight years ago) link

maybe ilx would feel more epic if we used teal&orange.css

And she feeds you teal&orange that comes all the way from China

anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Thursday, 11 June 2015 08:08 (eight years ago) link

^lol

gr8080, Thursday, 11 June 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

it would be cool if the search function could display how many posts each thread contained. especially for something like "russia", where there are a million threads and i just want to find one that's been commonly used.

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link

ability to fp entire thread without clicking into it

irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 20:58 (eight years ago) link

it would be cool if the search function could display how many posts each thread contained. especially for something like "russia", where there are a million threads and i just want to find one that's been commonly used.

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, June 30, 2015 3:56 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This has been suggested a bunch of times, at least of couple of times by me. It's really necessary.

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link

yeah i've mentioned it a few times myself too, but i keep bringing it up on occasion because i think it's a good idea

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:02 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, 15+ years of archives call for better winnowing tools.

it's not arugula science (WilliamC), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link

Or we could just nuke the archives.

:wq (Leee), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link

*slowly reaches for torch and Pitchfork.com*

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link

Yeah number of posts and maybe even the dates of last or even first post would be a huge help.

I Want My LLTV (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 11:16 (eight years ago) link

Search results do include date of first post, but date of last post and number of posts would be a vast improvement.

emil.y, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 12:41 (eight years ago) link

search threads by number of flag posts

gr8080, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link

Can we have a substitution of JEB! for Jeb until Jan 2017.

it's not arugula science (WilliamC), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link

Search results do include date of first post, but date of last post and number of posts would be a vast improvement.

Oh yeah, sorry, it is there. Somewhat helpful but not nearly as much as other two.

I Want My LLTV (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link

search threads by number of flag posts

― gr8080, Wednesday, July 1, 2015 3:55 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 2 July 2015 04:09 (eight years ago) link

y'all should search yr arses for yr heads 🐍💾🎃⛅️🗿 #changenothing #bringbackpoxyfule

Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Thursday, 2 July 2015 04:12 (eight years ago) link

add autolinked hashtags to ilx

Tlon, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (silby), Thursday, 2 July 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link

jesus christ, NO

a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link

I'd vote for hash tags. Hash browns too.

Jeff, Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link

#no

StanM, Thursday, 2 July 2015 20:22 (eight years ago) link

I'd like to see Keith posting more

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link

an algorithm that automatically deletes a post from its original contest after someone copies & pastes into one of the excelsior/o_O/pvmic/trenchant/zing threads

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Monday, 6 July 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

...and an algorithm that automatically moves a post to its originally intended context after someone posts it in the 'posts you had second thought about' thread

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Monday, 6 July 2015 00:11 (eight years ago) link

ooooh a+

irl lol (darraghmac), Monday, 6 July 2015 00:13 (eight years ago) link

...oh, and an algorithm that automatically responds to fart/wordplay threads. if you start a thread called 'itt put butt in the band name', ILX System will immediately flood the thread with 100000 Rae Butt/Fetty Butt/Speedy Butt posts and lock it when it runs out of permutations (which should take less than a second, seeing as it's an algorithm). same goes for threads asking for avant-prog youtube embeds or albums with no filler.

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Monday, 6 July 2015 00:46 (eight years ago) link

Fetty Butt! Ha!

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2015 00:55 (eight years ago) link

ikr

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Monday, 6 July 2015 01:34 (eight years ago) link

an update to zing that farts out of your phone whenever someone posts to a bookmarked thread and smells really bad

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 6 July 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link

in order for it to fart, whoever posts to the bookmarked thread has to smell really bad, just to make that clear. this is going to take some advanced sensor tech

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 6 July 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

which should take less than a second, seeing as it's an algorithm

damn, think I've been running some broke ass algorithms on amazon cloud

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 July 2015 03:11 (eight years ago) link

flag to exclude giant-ass list posts from search results

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:13 (eight years ago) link

obv. and permabans for those making them

irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:14 (eight years ago) link

y'know, you could put an end to all the max and j0rdan handwringing by simply banning all semi-famous ilxors (so...whiney, buzza, steve tyler, unregistered...) from 77 and purging some of their more embarrassing posts from the public boards. maybe you could throw in a Celebrity link next to the Flag Post link so we could 51 certain posters *for their own well-being* once they'd risen above a certain fame threshold.

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 19 July 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link

alternately, you could rig certain people's accounts so that Gawker would automatically reprint any of their posts containing certain salacious word strings (booty flakes, rimming, cheating on my wife, really liking the new Wilco). celeb-ilxors would get a warning (similar to the HTML and xpost alerts) if they tried to post scandalous content ('you're pretty famous brah, you sure you want to post this?), but if they ignored the warning, anything they posted would be fair game for the tabloids.

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 19 July 2015 14:10 (eight years ago) link

wait, who is whiney irl?

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 July 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

Tim Geithner

wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

buzza and unregistered are semi-famous?

pplains, Sunday, 19 July 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

in the same way that special darks are semi-sweet

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 July 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

Almost semi-famous

Crawling From The Blecchage (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 July 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link

Don't want to reveal too much here, but buzza is a former US President xp

Treeship, Sunday, 19 July 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link

We've never had a former president that was either special-dark or semi-sweet, highly doubting any of this.

pplains, Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link

with stet mentioning the hassles of funding the site i was wondering if a rolling voluntary sub style model a la patreon had been considered, presumably less administratively demanding than periodic fundraisers altho that may be wrong, i have no clue.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link

i'd buy an ilx funding t-shirt

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link

Oh shit that’s not a bad idea.

markers, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link

http://teespring.com

?

markers, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link

a wall o' gina patterned bowling shirt

an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

wear it to your NASA press conference or whatever that was

an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

A feature that provides a textual précis of embedded YouTube videos so I have some idea of what my valiant workplace is preventing my delicate eyes from seeing.

Do you have or use horses? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

i really think we oughta end youtube auto-embeds

goole, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link

Ability to enter a Login ID and get a list of every screen name that person has used.

― Oren Zombarchi (WilliamC), Monday, April 14, 2014 2:55 PM (1 year ago)

I think this one occurs to me out of the blue every year or so.

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Saturday, 22 August 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link

and every other login id theyve used as well

irl lol (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 August 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link

and their phone number

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 August 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

not enormously important but the board new answers link on each thread on SNA ("last updated n minutes ago by username on <board>") links to the www-less hostname from the www version of the SNA page, which is confusing when you think you're logged in and suddenly you're logged out

sorry if this is wrong thread, did not seem like a mod request or a protest either. thank you for reading

if we're just not meant to use the www version of the URL any more, hmm, that's doable but will take some clearing of browser and muscle memory

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link

btw it's been doing this for a week or two or maybe more as I wasn't logging in much for a while but I forgot to say so

and if it hasn't bothered anyone else in that time it's p. low priority obv

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 21:09 (eight years ago) link

i have also noticed this and been mildly annoyed.

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link

ya nbd but at least a year. browser-related?

just astor (alomar lines), Thursday, 10 September 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link

Should be fixed now

stet, Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link

It is (for me, anyway); thanks very much!

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:53 (eight years ago) link

frequently, clicking on a link in a thread sends me back to the top of the thread i'm already in. a second click on the link then takes me where it's supposed to. this has been happening for months - not a big deal, but i'm curious now. me? ILX? or mozilla?

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:59 (eight years ago) link

^same

drash, Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:02 (eight years ago) link

shd've specified this is only on links to other ilx pages

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:03 (eight years ago) link

this happens to me when I've been away from the computer for a while

top doctor (seandalai), Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link

SNA looks odd at the moment. i see:

undated section with a dozen posts
Footcelsior - last updated 2 minutes ago
...

Last on Friday, 11 September 2015 15:02 (one thread)
And so it starts..... - last updated Yesterday

Last on Saturday, 12 September 2015 14:31 (a bunch of stuff)
are autechre and squarepusher taking the piss? - last updated 2 hours ago
...

Last on Friday, 11 September 2015 23:59
The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games - last updated Yesterday

(everything after this looks normal)

koogs, Saturday, 12 September 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

A poll where you have to choose a digit and results are shown as the average score

niels, Friday, 2 October 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

scale of this poll type should always be same so comparisons can be made between poll results

niels, Friday, 2 October 2015 19:26 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Android app

AJD, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link

Using random thread function, pick the liveliest looking candidate from the first page of returns and bump with "did we ever sort this out?" regardless of conclusion of thread heretofore

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link

How have I never clicked that link?

pplains, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link

"Chameleon" feature introduced but only waterface can use it. He would have the ability to post under any username.

Treeship, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

Not chameleon I guess so much as shape shifter. Other users can habe other superpowers too, all designed to cause maximum havoc

Treeship, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link

racing stripe

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link

an iphone stylesheet that actually looks good? unless I'm missing something

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:36 (eight years ago) link

Still think it's a good idea to have a poll type where you have to choose a value on a scale of 1-10 (or 1-77) and results are shown as the average score

niels, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link

it would be really useful to be able to order thread title search results by *most recently updated*

she used alt+3 like an ascii heart (NickB), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 13:35 (eight years ago) link

^^

niels, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link

prevent users from ever being able to change their usernames. I hate having to keep track of who's who.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

Be able to change the number of posts a thread will show before going to "Skipping #### messages at this point, click here to read them all" mode.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link

"Fishbowl" discussions. Some threads will have just 10 or so users posting, maybe people who know a lot about the given topic, but everyone can read the thread. Then there will be another thread where everyone else discusses the "main" thread, scrutinizing posters the way commentators do after a presidential debate.

Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link

i think it would be cool to print out ilx and house it in a reference library somewhere remote like marfa, texas. the collection is accessible to the public but you can't check out any of the files. the librarian's salary is paid for through the yearly drive

Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link

dibs on librarian job

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link

Some classic threads could be made into podcasts. Each poster would be voiced by a different actor. No celebrities though, we should support struggling artists

Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

Maybe one or two could be performed live. The dialogue would just be the thread but other aspects of the performance -- the setting, costumes, the actors' gestures and intonations -- would put all of it in a different context. Like, the discussion might be about mia but thats not whats really going on with the characters

Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link

Maybe instead of performing threads as plays, we could film them as porn parodies. (Again, we'd hire outside talent for this).

Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:42 (eight years ago) link

was with you until that last post

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link

wtf is a porn parody

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link

"Fishbowl" discussions. Some threads will have just 10 or so users posting, maybe people who know a lot about the given topic, but everyone can read the thread. Then there will be another thread where everyone else discusses the "main" thread, scrutinizing posters the way commentators do after a presidential debate.

― Treeship, Monday, November 30, 2015 9:00 PM (1 hour ago)

better/worse yet, rig it so that (for instance) anyone who visits ilxor.com between 6:00 and 8:00 PM GMT on December 5 is automatically redirected to The Great ILX Gun Control Showdown, followed by a compulsory discussion thread between 8:00 and 9:00 PM. it's not like we have anything better to do with our time.

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link

Some threads will have just 10 or so users posting

Some threads don't have ten posters on a good day.

the fiest p (onimo), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 12:30 (eight years ago) link

These will be high interest threads though that only ten users will have access to. Think "panel discussion." The threads will be advertised on the new york city subway (log on at 10pm to watch the discussion in real time!)

Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link

From Jan 1 to Jan 7, if you get more than 25 sbs, you are banned from the site for the rest of the year
think of it as our version of The Purge

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link

Condensing it all into one short window of opportunity would really give me something to shoot for.

pplains, Friday, 4 December 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link

Cash incentives for flag posts like you get a dollar if you flag a post. The people that are left after a month of this win something, like dinner with Ned Raggett or something.

Treeship, Friday, 4 December 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link

Cash incentives for not being part of the sensitivity crew >.<

The Once-ler, Friday, 4 December 2015 13:43 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

subboard dedicated to RIP threads

lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 17 January 2016 05:32 (eight years ago) link

subboard dedicated to RIP threads

― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, January 16, 2016 9:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 04:33 (eight years ago) link

ild?

I expel a minor traveler's flatulence (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 04:40 (eight years ago) link

you could just call it "Board for RIP Threads"

this belongs in :your terrible ideas:, really

lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 05:19 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...
two weeks pass...

Option to whatyoucallit entire threads

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

option to display 100 random posts on a single page

gr8080, Friday, 8 April 2016 17:35 (eight years ago) link

a rewind feature that allows you to play back old threads so that you can relive the tension and excitement of watching classic clusterfucks develop in real time. if you're so inclined, you can play back all of ilx from the beginning, and you can adjust the speed to 2x/4x/8x/16x/etc. to catch up on ilx history more quickly.

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:18 (eight years ago) link

principal poster analysis

We quickly ate the feast as to leave ASAP (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link

better yet (xpost), newcomers will be required to play back the last 15 years of ilx at a maximum speed of 4x and get an 80% or higher on the forum history exam before they can begin posting. the rest of us will have our posting privileges suspended until we review the period of forum history preceding the date of our first posts.

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:21 (eight years ago) link

solipsistic ilx: you think you're interacting with real posters, but they're actually just chatbots programmed to respond in the voices of real posters. there'll be a chatbot darraghmac and a chatbot morbius and a chatbot ned, and they'll all respond in character because they've been fed the complete posting histories of those individuals. this will be a tactful feature for banned/disliked posters: they can abuse the chatbots all they want without hurting anyone's irl feelings, and they won't have to face the indignity of knowing that they've been banned. over the years their ilx timelines will diverge from reality in very interesting ways.

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:33 (eight years ago) link

Break break hes in the machine burn everything

never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link

Love the rewind idea tho, but not as much as I love the fact u xposted yourself with a "better yet"

never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link

I have def wondered if ILX is a collection of bots designed to make people purchase unreasonably priced NBA tickets

We quickly ate the feast as to leave ASAP (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 April 2016 23:00 (eight years ago) link

lol

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 8 April 2016 23:03 (eight years ago) link

option to display 100 random posts on a single page
--gr8080

really good idea

de l'asshole (flopson), Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:07 (eight years ago) link

also it's been a couple years since we talked about it but time for avatars imo

de l'asshole (flopson), Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:08 (eight years ago) link

I want to publish like three or four epic threads in book form. I've talked about this before.

Treeship, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:45 (eight years ago) link

It would be sort of like a novel: there are the conversation topics but the reaaaal story is what is going on between the posters.

Treeship, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:46 (eight years ago) link

get to print

portumnes (alomar lines), Saturday, 9 April 2016 03:52 (eight years ago) link

i've also had the idea of writing a novel where the text was just fictional message board threads. it would be a lot easier to just copy ilx threads though

Treeship, Saturday, 9 April 2016 04:58 (eight years ago) link

Just a bit of fun

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 April 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

* Bookmarks separated out by board?

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 14 April 2016 00:23 (eight years ago) link

That's potentially something greasemonkey could do give that the board id is in the url... Would need to lookup board name (or use a hard coded list)

koogs, Thursday, 14 April 2016 02:23 (eight years ago) link

Mind, I dunno how useful anyone but me would find it - just sometimes I'm looking idly but nonspecifically for a familiar I Love Photography thread to peruse, say.

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 14 April 2016 03:16 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

android zing wld be v intersting!

niels, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 07:32 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

plz to restore classic-style capitalization for the "two weeks ago" thingy?

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 August 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

please stop referencing post times to the current time and instead reference them to midnight of the forthcoming christmas day

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 August 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

i agree with Casino, looks yuck now

flopson, Thursday, 25 August 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

Absolute dates only.

Jeff, Thursday, 25 August 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link

Dates in kelvin

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 August 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

the time words force you to engage your slow thinking and ask yourself "will this zing be good if it is responding to a fifty-eight minutes old post?"

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 August 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

I like the relative timing - I feel like it's been this way since I came back? Y'all whinin' 'bout 'nothin

El Tomboto, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

The relative time only bothers me on zing touch because you have to click on the individual post to see the date-time

Jeff, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

a bot that bumps a random thread every day (and temporarily pins it to the top of SNA) with the text "did we ever get this sorted?"

hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

I like that one. Extra entertaining on days when it throws up an old clusterfuck.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

we've got one of these already surely?

Len Bincowank (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

did we ever get this sorted?

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

ilx is aching for a "ask darraghmac: did we ever get this sorted?" thread

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

I just feel that yknow we have a perfectly good random thread function, are we using it enough kind of thing

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 September 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I Love Polls board.

For all the polls and their lovers.

get outta the way! here comes (onimo), Saturday, 24 September 2016 11:24 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

every day when you sign in you are randomly assigned the username of another poster. you need to post as that person -- each poster's identity becomes an ongoing, collaborative performance.

Treeship, Saturday, 15 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link

I'm 80% sure you already had that idea

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 15 October 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

No way dude

calstars, Saturday, 15 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

maybe xp

Treeship, Saturday, 15 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

Ideas for u: go outside, look at a bird, be a cloud

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Saturday, 15 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

Treeship you should dress up as Jorge Luis Borges and try to be him

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 15 October 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

Ok we started. This is surprisingly easy. Jon is such a cipher anyway.

one month passes...

instead of fp, can we have a button that just puts a cap on how many posts a poster can post per day/week/month or something

a but (brimstead), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

Ability to "like" posts - but every upvote costs you yourself a fp, so they'd be used sparingly. Then a button to display most-liked posts across all boards. Breadcrumbs to the gold in them thar hills.

Ability to edit yr post if nobody has posted behind you - generally, then, would be confined to fixing rypod.

hardcore dilettante, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

er, *typos

hardcore dilettante, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

Mandatory catchphrases.

Treeship, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

randomised word replacement

wanderly braggin' (seandalai), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

a spoiler tag that colours text white on white until you hover over.

brekekekexit collapse collapse (ledge), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:53 (seven years ago) link

Would require adapting for every style sheet

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:00 (seven years ago) link

would it? how many style sheets have a non-white background color? fuck 'em, make it work for the 80% (or 90% or 99%).

brekekekexit collapse collapse (ledge), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:03 (seven years ago) link

I'm definitely for this idea!

Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:16 (seven years ago) link

in the old days we just used rot13

kinder, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:18 (seven years ago) link

i agree, change is bad.

brekekekexit collapse collapse (ledge), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:27 (seven years ago) link

I was just thinking through how it might be done

Realized immediately after posting that oh yeah I just sounded like that guy

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link

change is bad, unless you're changing from a bad thing to a good thing I guess but when does that happen

kinder, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link

i would go black on black rather than white on white so that you know the spoiler is there and don't accidentally mouseover something you don't want to see. though there's probably some weirdo out there with a black background stylesheet so maybe it has to be configurable

ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:44 (seven years ago) link

This is turning into a terrible work meeting. I want a quick fix, no configuration!

brekekekexit collapse collapse (ledge), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:17 (seven years ago) link

Still want to be able to page people to threads, by saying @stet what do you think? or something.

Also, spoiler feature.

― pplains, Thursday, August 23, 2012 8:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugh man pplains spoiler tags are always annoying and poorly implemented, plus then you get arguments about spoiler enforcement and blah blah, creates more problems than it solves

― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, August 23, 2012 8:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link

Black on black is a good idea. I don't know how style sheets work, but could it just be told "take whatever the current text color is and use that"?

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:01 (seven years ago) link

possibly set tagged text opacity to a low enough value for you to see that there's text there but not enough to be able to read without highlighting (opacity back to full on hover)

nashwan, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:08 (seven years ago) link

black on black looks gross how about grey on grey, otoh this opacity idea might have legs.

god i hate meetings.

brekekekexit collapse collapse (ledge), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link

a soothing mauve on mauve would do wonders for the temperament of ilx imo

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link

the people who use a terminal emulator stylesheet clearly don't give a shit about spoilers, is my foregone conclusion

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:41 (seven years ago) link

black on black it is, somebody go do it

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:42 (seven years ago) link

otoh this opacity idea might have legs

probably shit for older browsers and would need media query alternative for touch-select but tried it in dev tools and would work fine with any user-end method of classifying text

(I've already thought about this way too much for someone who would almost certainly never use it and dgaf about spoilers in general)

nashwan, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:51 (seven years ago) link

Are any of the stylesheets pink? So why not use pink on pink?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:58 (seven years ago) link

Working lunch! Jimmy johns is ok with everyone, right??

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:03 (seven years ago) link

Wouldn't work on the mobile apps though. Need to spin up a separate epic for this offline imo

stet, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link

don't make ilx more like other message boards

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:21 (seven years ago) link

otm

as an alternative we could just make all of ilx a ~no spoilers~ zone, strictly enforced

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:37 (seven years ago) link

hahaha k3v and karl otm

all-time working lunch thread: Site Layout / Site Design

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link

as an alternative we could just make all of ilx a ~no spoilers~ zone, strictly enforced
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 11:37 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alternate plan, make ilx a spoilers-only board darth vader is Luke skywalker's dad

if young satchmo don't trumpet i'm gon shoot you (m bison), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:26 (seven years ago) link

Better still, how about people who don't want to read spoilers don't click on the thread relating to that TV show, film or whatever.

heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:40 (seven years ago) link

do you realize how difficult that is

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 26 January 2017 12:49 (seven years ago) link

not really

heaven parker (anagram), Thursday, 26 January 2017 13:13 (seven years ago) link

Is there a way to embed tweets?

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 08:51 (seven years ago) link

No, thank god.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 09:07 (seven years ago) link

I'd like to embed tweets. Save me a million damn clicks with all the tweets everyone posts.

Jeff, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 10:39 (seven years ago) link

someone embedded one on uk politics the other day

nxd, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 10:43 (seven years ago) link

It would be nice to have some sort of sticky post where newcomers can find out about what all the ILX specific jargon / unwritten rules are.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 10:46 (seven years ago) link

Embedded tweets: hell yes.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 11:00 (seven years ago) link

embedded tweets would make, eg, the trump thread more readable, rather than people just posting links without a hint of the content which takes you away from the conversation.

koogs, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 11:08 (seven years ago) link

tweets quite often = a photo, that's it, but downloading and rehosting is way too much trouble, and embedding would be much easier to deal with.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 11:13 (seven years ago) link

Automatically delete tweets and ban any user posting tweets or indeed tweeting

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 11:22 (seven years ago) link

Thatd be right good

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 11:23 (seven years ago) link

wouldn't want to see Trump tweets embedded on ILX, or indeed anyone else's I disagree with

nashwan, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 12:21 (seven years ago) link

Embedded tweets is a bad idea. How about stop posting blind links?

It makes sense with YouTube imho, since YouTube is a different type of content than ILX, but twitter is basically dumb ILX with no FP button

Also stop posting blind links

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 12:25 (seven years ago) link

i don't even like youtube embeds, glad that disabling images turns those off too

ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 12:47 (seven years ago) link

When the YouTube clip is no longer there (due to being taken down or whatever) it would be neat if there was a way to display the clip's title as text for reference and just 'video removed' or similar. Same for other lost media too I guess.

nashwan, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 13:10 (seven years ago) link

Have found myself wishing for "show tweet text in tooltip bubble on hovering over twitterlink" functionality, but also realise that a) ppl can attach like attachments and pics and stuff to tweets nowadays??? b) only really makes sense on actual computers and not so much on other devices, and c) in that case maybe I should just look into writing a greasemonkey script myself or something

anatol_merklich, Friday, 10 February 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link

Automatically countermand autocorrects of trump or etc

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Friday, 10 February 2017 23:30 (seven years ago) link

Autoreplace "overrated" with "erotic" or "smangtastic"

a but (brimstead), Friday, 10 February 2017 23:32 (seven years ago) link

hey guys i made a greasemonkey script to automatically embed tweets t o threads https://gist.github.com/bsdf/387ab429bcf4c471607ad160b14c65fb

just another (diamonddave85), Saturday, 11 February 2017 00:21 (seven years ago) link

mean

Jeff, Saturday, 11 February 2017 10:53 (seven years ago) link

Also stop posting blind links

don't tell me how to locate resources!!!!

j., Saturday, 11 February 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

allow users to set a display name color in preferences

softie (silby), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

I Love Trump board, for all the folx who love discussing US President Donald Trump every hour of every day

sleepingbag, Saturday, 20 May 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link

problem there is probably yr mouse, check the click buttons to see why they keep going off over threads you dont wanna read

spud called maris (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 May 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link

You got me all wrong; my problem is not enough trump talk, I want a whole board

sleepingbag, Saturday, 20 May 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link

i like the idea but i think it should also involve autoerotic asphyxiation

Karl Malone, Saturday, 20 May 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link

but i could add the same thing to anything, not trying to be critical here

Karl Malone, Saturday, 20 May 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

I just want to be able to make my own board out of only the best threads on other boards

El Tomboto, Saturday, 20 May 2017 22:35 (six years ago) link

So bookmarks but sorted in last-updated order

softie (silby), Sunday, 21 May 2017 04:33 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

I Love Trump board, because like the rest of you, I just fucking love trump

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link

^ plz resubmit your request in one month, accompanied by $1000 filing fee to cover handling costs for crude sarcasm

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

"My Recent Poll Votes"

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link

Make a new thread called "i love/hate politics," move all political discussion there, and somehow ban me from posting on it, reading it, or seeing it. I came here in 2013 to talk about books and music i don't know what the fuck happened

Treeship, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 00:56 (six years ago) link

New board, not thread

Treeship, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 00:57 (six years ago) link

Ban everyone from posting on it

Also music

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 07:00 (six years ago) link

tombot otm. treeship, darragh also otms.

how's life, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 09:20 (six years ago) link

ghost-ban everyone

crazed with patience (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 09:23 (six years ago) link

an ILM-style ballot poll with nominations thread and elaborate rollout to determine the best emoji

the late great, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:43 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

a way to sort search results by the number of posts in each thread. i'm trying to bump the most frequently used grateful dead thread to talk about the new doc, but there's a million threads and in those cases it would be super useful to be able to just pick the one that has the most posts

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link

darkstar thread iirc

j., Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link

thread post count is a good idea

niels, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:44 (six years ago) link

xpost yeah? thanks!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link

i guess the "thanks!" applies to both j. and niels there, haha

i've mentioned the thread post count thing a few times over the years, and each time i can't remember if i've been told that it's not possible for some reason or another. but it sure would come in handy

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link

There's the choice between oldest, newest, and "most relevant" - how's that last one calculated?

pplains, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link

Twin peaks thread but nobody allowed to post in it

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

Would be very tough since the number of posts changes quickly and the search index does not. But another massive refactor is probably due anyway.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

Ah, that makes sense.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link

I will be back in 2 years with the same suggestion, though. Sorry in advance

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link

i was joking, karl, i don't know anything about which thread is longest. post at your peril!!

j., Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link

Dammit j., bumping the correct dead thread is no laughing matter. I trusted you! Maybe I'll bump a dark star thread anyway just because

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:57 (six years ago) link

cosmic appropriateness is a legit reason for bumping a thread

j., Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link

s&d , 'should i give a chance', and may 77 all have discussion. the longest is probably the 'giving a chance?' thread i think but may 77 has doc discussion

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link

I posted about it a couple of months ago--not on the documentary thread, so I must have used one of those million Grateful Dead threads. Interested in what KM thought about it.

clemenza, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link

thanks!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link

"Post at peril" still the leading post strategy, and I'm fine with that tbh.

A crappy search function is what sets ilx apart, makes it unique imo.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

ilx's backwardness is one of its lovable quirks

seven mambas (m bison), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 02:34 (six years ago) link

all obstacles to reviving discussion of the grateful dead are features not bugs

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 03:29 (six years ago) link

"jump to most recent revive" at the top of the thread

i.e. to most recent "x years/months pass..."

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 04:00 (six years ago) link

i like the hunt

j., Wednesday, 30 August 2017 04:02 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

totally an unnecessary luxury but it'd be neat to have "drafts" for new threads. i just wrote up a new thread but i need to think about it some more.

willing to debug/test stuff too if you're in need

brimstead, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 02:25 (six years ago) link

Ban polls and close ilm

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 07:45 (six years ago) link

ban dmac and close ilx

with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link

deems to be the final inhabitant and custodian of a deserted ilx, dutifully bumping old threads as he drifts through space awaiting heat death

ogmor, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link

Let's not get hasty now chaps

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 12:39 (six years ago) link

maybe it would be nice to be able to hide threads?

niels, Friday, 10 November 2017 13:29 (six years ago) link

Image hosting
Private torrent tracker
International intrigue

calstars, Friday, 10 November 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

ILXcoin

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 10 November 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link

maybe it would be nice to be able to hide threads?

this would be dope

Simon H., Friday, 10 November 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link

I had written a GreaseMonkey script that hides thread. It was on another computer, but maybe I can do it again.

Dinsdale, Friday, 10 November 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

What thread would you hide?

calstars, Friday, 10 November 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

there's at least one fairly obvious contender floating near the top of ILE since it was started this morning

Simon H., Friday, 10 November 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link

Really? I haven't checked "New Questions" latel – OH GOOD FUCKING GRIEF.

pplains, Saturday, 11 November 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link

- the ability to sort search results by date

calstars, Saturday, 11 November 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

you can sort the search results by newest first or oldest first,

Karl Malone, Saturday, 11 November 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link

Brilliant thank you KM!

calstars, Saturday, 11 November 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

So I re-made that script for hiding threads. Here it is for anyone who wants it. Obviously you need Firefox with the Greasemonkey extension for it to work. It's pretty rough but it does the job as far as I'm concerned.

Dinsdale, Sunday, 12 November 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link

Killfile hasn't worked for me in awhile. On Chrome.

pplains, Sunday, 12 November 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

"Flag Post" link should say "Force Push" on days of star wars movie premieres

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link

Disable thread creation

brimstead, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:30 (six years ago) link

I "Force Pushed" you for that, Sufjan.

pplains, Friday, 15 December 2017 00:34 (six years ago) link

mod, checking number of Force Pushes please and thanks.

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 December 2017 05:44 (six years ago) link

Bookmark a User

calstars, Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link

^^ that is creepy imo

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 29 December 2017 01:36 (six years ago) link

Why? Standard social media practice

Random Shitposter (calstars), Friday, 29 December 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link

Search function already allows a similar level of creepiness without automation.

El Tomboto, Friday, 29 December 2017 03:03 (six years ago) link

When you search for threads, in the search results maybe the number of posts in a thread could be shown. Not sure if it's worth the effort but I'm just thinking of it being helpful if you're trying to find the most popular threads on topics w/a lot of different threads.

omar little, Friday, 29 December 2017 03:35 (six years ago) link

yes, has been mentioned before, would indeed be helpful

niels, Friday, 29 December 2017 07:34 (six years ago) link

a way to sort search results by the number of posts in each thread. i'm trying to bump the most frequently used grateful dead thread to talk about the new doc, but there's a million threads and in those cases it would be super useful to be able to just pick the one that has the most posts

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, August 29, 2017 8:40 PM (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

niels, Friday, 29 December 2017 07:34 (six years ago) link

Search function already allows a similar level of creepiness without automation.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, December 28, 2017 9:03 PM (yesterday) Bookmark

Also it requires an extra step -- you have to consciously say "ok, I am searching for all of this person's posts" and live with yourself as you sift through that person's scattered posted thoughts looking for whatever it is that you're looking for.

the fact that this is how it's done elsewhere is not persuasive at all for me. one reason i like ilx is because the focus is on the topic of conversation (the thread) instead of the cult of personality that develops (and is developed) by a "follow this person" approach

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 29 December 2017 14:16 (six years ago) link

agree, ILX was a lot more boring for me when it was a place for buddy time ("jackoff sesh" era) or when people are working through their grudges together (same thing as buddy time imo, in a very male way). many of those posters are gone or post infrequently now and it's considerably less boring here (this is another reason why I find twitter inscrutable as something I'd want to do---it seems entirely people focused and ugh at those people, shameless self-promoters and self-absorbed nincompoops)

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:00 (six years ago) link

Well I just thought it would be a way to see what posters I’m a fan of have been up to. I guess I’ll have to learn how to “live with myself” and not feel “creepy” for wanting to read what they have to say.

calstars, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link

yeah one of the brilliant things abt ilx design is having the poster at the bottom of the post. you can often tell who it is and you will gradually build up a sense of ppl's voices and opinions, so it's not like pretending we're in some 90s internet fantasy where identity doesn't matter, but you interact as much with the post as the poster and the interface isn't set up to make the poster into more than that - no avatars or post counts or ranks or easy click-throughs to this person's whole history...idk it could survive some additional features in this department but the current mix is really nice imo.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link

Otm

kolakube (Ross), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

Speaking of, it is still infuriating that on zing, the posters name is on the top. Why can’t these match?

Jeff, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link

That’s a good point. Zing should do that too

El Tomboto, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link

Lol duh read the thread self

El Tomboto, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link

XP euler considerably more boring now fyi

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link

nah I've always been boring

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:26 (six years ago) link

Ha no i meant xp to u

Ilx more boring now.

But i mean if it's creepy it's creepy no arguing with that

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link

Well I just thought it would be a way to see what posters I’m a fan of have been up to. I guess I’ll have to learn how to “live with myself” and not feel “creepy” for wanting to read what they have to say.

I guess so! If you were that interested, you could probably follow them on the social media platform of your choice.

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link

ilx is just match.com for pseudointellectuals to find each other off board where the interesting conversations are happening

Mordy, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link

if I wanted interesting off board conversations I'd go to work

but I keep ILE off SNA, I'm really only here for ILM & ILG plus a few ILE bookmarks

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link

Bookmark a user is a cool idea but it would probably lead to people with grudges chasing their nemeses across the boards in order to argue with them.

treeship 2, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link

a chilling vision of the "future"

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link

It would get so immature too.

“Bro, are you following me?”

treeship 2, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

wait we have an i luv goats board

infinity (∞), Friday, 29 December 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

ignore user function would be great

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link

I keep ILE off SNA, I'm really only here for ILM & ILG plus a few ILE bookmarks
^^me 2

niels, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

I would like a wiki, for poll results only.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 1 January 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link

Image hosting, can we make this happen? Maybe? Registered users only?

calstars, Saturday, 6 January 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

I have a very cool photo of a Japanese canned coffee I want to share with ilx but Imgur fucking sucks

calstars, Saturday, 6 January 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

why does imgur suck?

niels, Saturday, 6 January 2018 19:51 (six years ago) link

It’s become more annoying to use since they realized providing a free interface to dump things into S3 wasn’t a business model imo

The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Saturday, 6 January 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link

cloudapp works for me

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 6 January 2018 20:56 (six years ago) link

Image hosting, can we make this happen? Maybe? Registered users only?

this wouldn't be problematic from a technical standpoint with the right constraints in place. but it demands a degree of moderator involvement that we might not be able to support.
It might, however, be good for the boards, because we've had a ton of great posts over the years lose crucial context because of image hosting issues, and we miss out on image posts because finding a decent hosting service to link to is a pain in the ass, all the time.

on the other hand this isn't a place for memes and pics, it's a prose chatboard from the late 90s and maybe in-house image hosting isn't something that we really need - I mean, our best stuff is all prose flubs. I'd almost rather put our moderator calories towards bringing back unreg posters before incorporating image hosting.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 January 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link

Broken images are just part of ILX. Decay is life. It's building a temple just to watch it fall apart.

Like this thread, where watching the images die is an ongoing performance: Like Us On Facebook!

pplains, Saturday, 6 January 2018 21:55 (six years ago) link

if you restricted it to reg users (duh), certain file sizes, and put a checkbox "I swear this is my picture and not just a freeze frame from a disney movie that isn't out yet" then I can see it not being totally stupid

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 January 2018 22:10 (six years ago) link

i'm with pplains here, i think. for posts / threads that are heavily reliant on images, i think people should just take a few extra seconds to use an imgur link if they want to make sure it'll survive the long haul.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 January 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link

ok ok prose prose

calstars, Saturday, 6 January 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link

understood

calstars, Saturday, 6 January 2018 22:41 (six years ago) link

I guess I have to start my own hosting service

calstars, Saturday, 6 January 2018 22:42 (six years ago) link

I'm not betting a penny on any website "surviving the long haul" tbh, not even imgur. Agree with pplains that it's just a fact of internet nature that things disappear.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 6 January 2018 22:44 (six years ago) link

Spengler said , I and guess , that prose is dead. Joke was on me here guess but Ilx loves images , how could you not?

calstars, Saturday, 6 January 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link

images are worth so much

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 January 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link

Yes thank you

calstars, Saturday, 6 January 2018 22:53 (six years ago) link

I remember when imageshack was the imgur of its day.

Even those simplemachines forums, where you can upload an image directly into the "Add a Post" box, crash every so often. Then you see posts like "That pic of Joe at the tailgate was lost in The Big Crash of '13" and everyone adding frowning smileys along with their likes afterward.

pplains, Sunday, 7 January 2018 00:30 (six years ago) link

Spengler said , I and guess , that prose is dead.


yeah this line stuck out like a sore thumb in ghostbusters tbh

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 January 2018 00:36 (six years ago) link

I'm working on an image upload thing for Zing — the big thing with images is the bandwidth costs, so starting with just posts from it will let me figure out what we're realistically looking at there.

stet, Sunday, 7 January 2018 00:48 (six years ago) link

i actually think not having hosting makes us stronger. the threads full of busted images are sad, sure, but most of those are sort of reposting frenzies where everybody's caught the bug of a gag, like putting funny dialogue under pictures of velociraptors, or finding terrible celibrity impersonators... kinda doubt most would want or bother to dl them and rehost them in an ilx-specific thingy, or that any benefits would be worth the hassle. image-list threads (claustrophobic movie posters, horrible 70s albums) tend to fall into text captioning anyway just in case ppl have images turned off or w/e. any really "special" images tend to get downloaded for posterity by one or more persons anyway, and when we have to call upon their aid, that actually reiterates the bonds of community etc.

maybe the only thing that'd be a really huge drag is like if the custom countdown graphics for a ballot poll disappeared, cause those are pretty dope. i'd get the argument for imagehosting with stuff like that - ilx-specific content, part of the contribution our posters have made to the collective hivemind.

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 January 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link

the biggest drag is when the old domains get snapped up by malware types, who then use the image links to try and inject malware into our pages. That's hit us more than once.

stet, Sunday, 7 January 2018 00:53 (six years ago) link

yeah I had to clean that up one time it was horrendous

El Tomboto, Sunday, 7 January 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link

here's a draft use case

- a user posts an image, it has an X day time to live on the server as user-viewable; after that it stays on storage but isn't user-viewable; after X more days, it falls off of storage and just goes away forever because nobody cares
- mods can preserve images and bring them "back to life" if they are important to thread content
- mods can also rapidly blow away images in case blah blah legal issues / user request

El Tomboto, Sunday, 7 January 2018 01:01 (six years ago) link

If stet could find an image-hosting service that was free and lasted forever, then sure, I'd be all for it. I'm a serial image poster, especially when they make no sense and have no relevance to the thread.

But that said, Doctor Casino OTM. On the Hüsker Dü countdown thread, I hosted all the images on Photobucket which all turned into hotlinking images recently. I had all the images still on a folder on my hard drive, so I was able to re-upload them all through Imgur, even though the broken images are still scattered throughout the thread. No big deal, not big enough at least to warrant extra expenses and coding.

pplains, Sunday, 7 January 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link

That Scott Baio impersonator is gone forever though.

pplains, Sunday, 7 January 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link

oof hadn't thought about the malware angle, that's a great point

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 January 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link

somewhat related, it seems like youtube links used to be embedded in a different way, and a lot of old embeds are now blank, no link url, just a big white space - could something be done abt this?

niels, Sunday, 7 January 2018 09:09 (six years ago) link

stet
Posted: January 6, 2018 at 7:48:21 PM
I'm working on an image upload thing for Zing — the big thing with images is the bandwidth costs, so starting with just posts from it will let me figure out what we're realistically looking at there.

Brilliant

calstars, Sunday, 7 January 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link

I use the tinypic iOS keyboard for image posting sometimes. Works well.

Jeff, Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

You just tap the pic in your photo roll and it paste a URL. Annoying thing is you have to add the http:// but then it works fine.

TinyPic Keyboard by Photobucket.comhttps://itunes.apple.com/us/app/tinypic-keyboard/id1027505227?mt=8

Jeff, Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link

TinyPic Keyboard by Photobucket.com https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/tinypic-keyboard/id1027505227?mt=8

Jeff, Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link

Actually, I just went into the settings and you can change that. And even add bbcode tags.

Jeff, Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link

Did we ever get any consensus on 'hide thread'

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 12:20 (six years ago) link

It's annoying that after flag posting Turrican someone, the thread jumps back up to the first post.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link

Hide thread would be amazing

mor frog bs (S-), Thursday, 11 January 2018 06:53 (six years ago) link

Hide someone would be amazing

coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 January 2018 09:25 (six years ago) link

a hide-ing to nothing

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 January 2018 09:59 (six years ago) link

Hide site

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 10:00 (six years ago) link

hide self ftw

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 January 2018 10:02 (six years ago) link

It was all we had left to try

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 10:06 (six years ago) link

Hide someone would be amazing

― coombespair gaz prices (Noodle Vague), Thursday, January 11, 2018 3:25 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Thursday, 11 January 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link

I guess you're joking, but hide a poster would... not be a good thing

niels, Thursday, 11 January 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link

isn't that just a killfile?

the late great, Thursday, 11 January 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link

Disable thread creation

― brimstead

+

Hide thread would be amazing

― mor frog bs (S-),

=

gradually whittling ilx down to nothing

thumbs up

the late great, Thursday, 11 January 2018 19:40 (six years ago) link

Compared to other boards, there's very little dissensus here to begin with, so I doubt 'hide poster' would be an improvement.

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 January 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link

Why on earth dyou think we'd be targeting the dissenters

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 January 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

An "all bookmarks read" button (clicking it would remove all unread bookmarked threads from the top) would really come in handy. Really really.

Really.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 February 2018 00:26 (six years ago) link

Try typing 1b2b2b2b2b2b2b2b2b2b2b2b2b2b2b until they're all gone

stet, Monday, 12 February 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

Oh, that'll do, ta

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 February 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link

ilxhack!

niels, Monday, 12 February 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/bYaDBFB.gif

gr8080, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link

thanks, loving your work - let's keep collaborating!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 February 2018 23:05 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

maybe we could come up with a format of discussing discographies that's less labor intensive than listening threads and artist polls

talking about specific songs rule but ratings and completism both seem obsolete

niels, Saturday, 12 May 2018 00:58 (five years ago) link

S/D
classic or dud
TD: x vs y

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 12 May 2018 02:15 (five years ago) link

POX

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 May 2018 02:22 (five years ago) link

haha, indeed

I was thinking of something with a kind of rollout though, where everybody would discuss the same songs... I guess maybe the poll format is the best for this...

some of the s/d c/d threads are really great but ime the POX format doesn't invite much discussion

niels, Saturday, 12 May 2018 09:09 (five years ago) link

A wiki for poll results

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 12 May 2018 09:25 (five years ago) link

max of five posts a day

ogmor, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link

min of 20 words per post

brimstead, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link

minimum 1500 karma points to post

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link

there are lots of ilxors whose posts wld be greatly improved by condensing them to under 20 words

ogmor, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

I was thinking of something with a kind of rollout though, where everybody would discuss the same songs... I guess maybe the poll format is the best for this...

isn't this what people were doing on the Eagles/Elton/Joel threads?

brimstead, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

I really need a "flag every poster who posted to this thread" button. it is extremely time-consuming to click and confirm individual posts when it should be obvious that everyone on certain threads is a terrible idiot who needs to be tempbanned.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link

auto-bookmark any thread you post to

niels, Thursday, 17 May 2018 10:57 (five years ago) link

Then 3 or 4 of you would have every single thread bookmarked.

Jeff, Thursday, 17 May 2018 11:24 (five years ago) link

haha

calstars, Thursday, 17 May 2018 11:44 (five years ago) link

a "steam-whistle" feature that locks Tombot out of any thread in which he's shouting at ppl, for 23 hours

a script that threadbans Morbs automatically whenever he posts "bye"

"liking" posts, but only for estela

chilis=lyrics...hypocrits (sic), Thursday, 17 May 2018 12:22 (five years ago) link

feel like if we paid a giant multinational consultancy firm $200k to review ilxor.com these are p much exactly the recommendations they would make

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 May 2018 12:47 (five years ago) link

they are good tho

gneb farts (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2018 13:06 (five years ago) link

Beatles forum. Quarantine it

Incline/decline (Ross), Thursday, 17 May 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

a script that threadbans Morbs automatically whenever he posts "bye"

― chilis=lyrics...hypocrits (sic), Thursday, May 17, 2018 10:22 PM (yesterday)

meaningless w/out a big screen (and disposable there)

bye bye!

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, May 17, 2018 10:28 PM (yesterday)

a) lol

b) he has already posted three more times in that thread, c'mon Keith or stet

chilis=lyrics...hypocrits (sic), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

A system that automatically FPs anyone who posts in this thread about another named poster

El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 May 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

just protecting yr blood pressure bb

chilis=lyrics...hypocrits (sic), Friday, 18 May 2018 04:31 (five years ago) link

i'm tired of people freaking out every time the Vera Lynn thread pops up on sna. when you bump a thread about an old or infirm celebrity, you should have the option of appending a flair to the thread title to denote the person's vital status ("RIP big man 1919-2018" vs "bih u appalling neocon pos" vs. "still alive!")

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

the script should instead require that whenever morbs has posted "bye" to a thread, his next post must start with "hi! I'm back again."

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link

lol

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:46 (five years ago) link

Could we get a checkbox that'd optionally allow a user to sanitize a thread title if it contains profanity? That way I can finally load Star Wars threads at work! (Not that I ever would, mind.)

Martin Landau Ballet (Leee), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

Quiting your job seems the easiest way to deal with this tbh

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

There must be some browser extension that edits out profanity?

silverfish, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

That would only sanitize what the browser displays, after the page has been requested and loaded through the company servers.

Martin Landau Ballet (Leee), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

i may be alone in this but i wish there were a way to disable seeing twitter embeds

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 8 June 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

I would like that too

Being able to hide threads would be amazing

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 8 June 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

also to disable twitter

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Friday, 8 June 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

i left twitter and stayed on ilx for a reason

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 8 June 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link

i would also like to never read the president's opinion on anything ever again

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 8 June 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

otm

sleeve, Friday, 8 June 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

Maybe extend the Washington redskins feature to trump tweets.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 8 June 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

Damnit does that not work any more.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 8 June 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

here's an idea for ilx, kick whoever killed the hatcat autoreplace down the stairs

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 June 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link

i may be alone in this but i wish there were a way to disable seeing twitter embeds


Turning off images does this, if it is intolerable enough for that

stet, Saturday, 9 June 2018 18:18 (five years ago) link

ppl w images turned on are disgusting savages iirc

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 9 June 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

Is there a way to turn off text and just have images? I'd use that.

obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Saturday, 9 June 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link

Abilty to pipe in an audio feed (something like HTTP Live Streaming), and every logged in user on ILM threads would see a tiny discreet play button to optionally listen to it.

Siegbran, Saturday, 9 June 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

(shouldn’t cost any bandwidth if it just a referral to the stream URL)

Siegbran, Saturday, 9 June 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Can we have a board-specific random threads feature?

oder doch?, Monday, 25 June 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

yessss

under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

darragh is going to get all the threads sorted

valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

filtered then sorted

under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

then lightly toasted

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 June 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

wait am i rex or audrey this time tracer

under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

ban-user-by-topic

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 13:42 (five years ago) link

change the link to read 'shite new answers'

home, home and deranged (ledge), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 10:01 (five years ago) link

Lol

Crowmengus (Ross), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 10:45 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

autoreplace hilarity for Trump tweet embeds

sleeve, Friday, 30 November 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

get trump a user account so when ppl post 'hey donald trump i do not much like you you scoundrel' he sees it and gets sad

esby, Friday, 30 November 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

autoreplace hilarity for Trump tweet embeds

hatcat to replace Dennis Perrin tweet embeds

you know it makes sense

sans lep (sic), Monday, 3 December 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

one line of blank space replacing dick_nixon tweets wd be worth considering imo. image replacements are painfully spammy tho

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 December 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link

autoreplace trump tweet embeds with a code that deletes the entire site and its archives

Trϵϵship, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link

what if though: the text of perrin tweets appears in a speech balloon emanating from hatcat

sans lep (sic), Monday, 3 December 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

_______________________________________
| Say what you will about Hitler |
| he loved his dog Blondi |
| who was a loyal companion to the end. |
| #NaziPups #Awww |
| ___ ________________________________|_
\ |
\|

https://i0.wp.com/www.tailsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Photo9.jpg

sans lep (sic), Monday, 3 December 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link

ah well

sans lep (sic), Monday, 3 December 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link

the trump ideas are good

puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

more boards than I Love Hoops should be subject to comedy yellow cards

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:39 (five years ago) link

I'm always jealous of the comedy yellow cards in the admin log from I Love Hoops, why am I not getting comedy yellow carded

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:39 (five years ago) link

i wanted to mod a board so that I give them out

sarahell, Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:41 (five years ago) link

silby u shd post to the hoops board, I GOT UUUUUUUU

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:48 (five years ago) link

I post in the uniforms thread sometimes!

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:52 (five years ago) link

that's my only involvement with basketball is reading that thread and formulating my thesis that the NBA invented the 90s

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:52 (five years ago) link

it's true, everyone wanted to be like mike(al jordan)

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:54 (five years ago) link

your wish is my kazaam

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:56 (five years ago) link

wow #blessed I never knew what I was missing out on

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:59 (five years ago) link

does it ever go away or is this my life now

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Saturday, 5 January 2019 00:59 (five years ago) link

idk, ive never actually received a yellow card ever bc im perfect

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 5 January 2019 01:00 (five years ago) link

there was a time, about ten years ago, when we were getting comedy yellow carded left and right, across several different boards

it was a wonderful time

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 January 2019 01:02 (five years ago) link

wow, so...im the last jedi

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 5 January 2019 01:04 (five years ago) link

you should have board-wide yellow card privileges imo

sleeve, Saturday, 5 January 2019 01:07 (five years ago) link

you should submit that to the ideas for ilx thread so-- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 5 January 2019 01:09 (five years ago) link

please understand that i will ABSOLUTELY abuse the privilege and you WILL regret it, but neither you will ever forget it

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 5 January 2019 01:11 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System

Include results in this automatic post or include a Permalink to the results above.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 4 March 2019 22:46 (five years ago) link

automatically strip referral tags in links

Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Thursday, 7 March 2019 20:07 (five years ago) link

that'd deprive us of one of sic's sickest shticks

moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 7 March 2019 20:10 (five years ago) link

ha, true

Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Thursday, 7 March 2019 20:14 (five years ago) link

Include results in this automatic post or include a Permalink to the results above.

― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 4 March 2019 22:46 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

💯

and some way of noting original order!

god knows i want to fp (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 March 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link

the poll results has been proposed for years, presumably it is too complicated to bother coding

obviously I would welcome being deprived of that shtick, but would also accept anyone who posts a referral tag receiving a temporarily debilitating electric shock through their keyboard

steven, soda jerk (sic), Thursday, 7 March 2019 22:01 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Don't show bookmarks on search results pages.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 15 April 2019 21:39 (five years ago) link

have bookmarks that don't always erroneously say that there are new answers in all your bookmarks

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 15 April 2019 21:41 (five years ago) link

I've mentioned this before, but I have that exact problem on some devices, but not on others. Don't know what causes it, but it's been a problem for years.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 15 April 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link

I got frustratingly close to figuring it out once; it seems to be related to Android cookie handling iirc?

stet, Monday, 15 April 2019 23:16 (five years ago) link

Works on chrome on my phone and my home computer. Doesn't work on Flagging or any browser on my work computer.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 00:46 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

a warning if trying to hotlink to twimg

koogs, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

webchat

calstars, Saturday, 11 May 2019 01:46 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Mostly for fun:

A method to display a list of all the display names associated with a login name.

Place the total number of posts made under each unique login name on their respective profile pages.

A method to display the login names of all users who have been permabanned. This would assist in ferreting unwanted users out when they return under new names.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 7 June 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link

cumulative sb/fp counters

godfellaz (darraghmac), Friday, 7 June 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link

A method to display the login names of all users who have been permabanned.

Done in the style of wanted posters, with AKA: for previous names

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 8 June 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link

How about a way to put episode divs into TV show threads. Like look up the IMDB entry and grab the first air dates of every episode, and then put divs in the threads corresponding to those dates. That would be fun for people who are watching a series and would like to see the previous ILX discussion without spoiling the next episode. Seems like a good summer intern project :P

DJI, Sunday, 9 June 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link

I like that

kinder, Sunday, 9 June 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

You’d have to have a way for posters to tag threads and get the ILX MCP to see those tags. You’d also need a way to pull the dates out of the IMDB pages (though maybe IMDB is actually a DB?) and potentially store them locally? Or maybe it would all be better as a browser plugin?

DJI, Sunday, 9 June 2019 22:53 (four years ago) link

also we prob have enough divs nest pas

godfellaz (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 June 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link

just scroll down

j., Sunday, 9 June 2019 23:09 (four years ago) link

I could just add a style for h2 and then people could use it to break up threads in whatever way makes sense for the topic.

Obv risk of hijinx but where would we be without a jinx or two?

stet, Monday, 10 June 2019 08:54 (four years ago) link

marquee or gtfo

nashwan, Monday, 10 June 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link

I just ... look at the episode guide on imdb and then read the thread until I get close to that date?

pplains, Monday, 10 June 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link

US/UK sometimes have different dates. Tbh if people just marked their posts "S01 E6" or something that'd work too.

kinder, Monday, 10 June 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Sell enamel pins of the favicon

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

would would would

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

spaces

are we really that hard upforspaces

j., Wednesday, 3 July 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

buybuybuyxp

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

sell spaces for cash

use cash to buy more exclamation marks

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

wait.

trade spaces for exclamation marks. cut out the middleman

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

sounds!like!a!plan!

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link

in retrospect, !!! was on the cutting edge of 2019 messageborads

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

I'd throw down some cash for ILX merch

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

$5 per FP buy back

calstars, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link

WHAT HAS CHANGED IN OLD.CSS

j., Monday, 8 July 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

$5 per FP buy back

But FPs can only be bought back in total. If you have 45 FPs, you have to buy them all back.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 July 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link

good thinking

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 8 July 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link

seriously why is ILX in georgia instead of times new roman for me now : (

j., Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

I appear to have the same with the old.css

Marty8501 (Marty Innerlogic), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link

Switch to caek.css if you can bear the ultra-wide images and crave Times New Roman

stet, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

Georgia is a better web font.

it's how I've been looking at ilx since forever. think of it as tracer.css

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link

but georgia is not what the stylesheet was showing me before!


body {
font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;

}

i checked to see if maybe i had only recently acquired georgia as a font, maybe in a microsoft office update, but it seems it's been sitting around, available to be used, on my computer for over a year. so i assume the stylesheet has changed?

j., Tuesday, 9 July 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link

Yes, it has changed -- I set it to Georgia because it had no font set at all, and some browsers are showing madness as a default font. Personally I prefer it massively over TNR (especially on shitty displays).

stet, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

can you change the priority with which the fonts are selected, or fork your modification into a different stylesheet? i think old should stay old!!

j., Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

yeah J i hated the switch to Georgia too, so now I’m using caek instead of old and it’s close enough

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

my ilx experience has improved markedly since i made wingdings my default font

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link

Priority won't matter because virtually everything has both TNR and Georgia. I'm looking into a font preference though.

stet, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

god please this font is ludicrously monumental

j., Tuesday, 9 July 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link

OK, that's available now on the style setting page. It's early days, but I think it at least does what you want -- choose old.css and set the dropdown to "Times New Roman".

stet, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 00:13 (four years ago) link

great!

i think it must have tweaked before i changed it, somehow, because i was once again getting TNR/old.css after you changed it, but when i went to site preferences and left the dropdown on default, confirming that took me back to the default for old.css, where georgia comes first. (naturally i just re-set the dropdown.)

j., Wednesday, 10 July 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link

Comic Sans has unexpected effects on iPad, oops

https://i.ibb.co/K6yQWKY/EFCA7-F69-98-DD-466-E-A101-F2614-BF444-DD.png

stet, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 00:49 (four years ago) link

Elegant!

calstars, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 00:57 (four years ago) link

Looks like the menu from the restaurant at a high end country club.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 01:22 (four years ago) link

come ON Ideas for ILX

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 12 July 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

automatically strip referral tags in links

― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Thursday, March 7, 2019 12:07 PM (five months ago)

sleeve, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 23:08 (four years ago) link

sic would be so bereft tho!!!!!!!!!!

j., Wednesday, 14 August 2019 23:27 (four years ago) link

Make the youtube link parser better - support the mobile and shortened link styles.

DJI, Thursday, 15 August 2019 00:04 (four years ago) link

sic would be so bereft tho!!!!!!!!!!

asked and answered yr honour

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 15 August 2019 00:26 (four years ago) link

Ideas for ILX

pplains, Thursday, 15 August 2019 00:51 (four years ago) link

xp you're board history's greatest monster!

j., Thursday, 15 August 2019 03:19 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

autoreplace all Trump tweet embeds with "I am the worst possible type of douchebag and I cordially invite you to punch me until I die"

sleeve, Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link

lol

imago, Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

Oh for a more innocent time when people who rolled their damn eyes were worst possible type of douchebag.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 10 October 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

This isn't a feature request, but it seems insane to me that there is no rolling thread about dating.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link

there is on 77, on ILE there's the OK Cupid thread that gets bumped occasionally and you could probably use for that purpose

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

that probably wouldn't be considered public info

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 10 October 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

do we have any, or a good/appropriate/agreed-upon, system for dealing with old-ass threads/posts where you said kinda dumb and offensive shit (or shit that could be taken out of context even) and are now, ten years later, vaguely anxious that someone could connect the dots and eventually link it back to you? like is it appropriate to ask mods to replace individual posts with "This post has been deleted by request of its poster" or sth? asking for a friend

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

i mean

....yknow and look i know but i mean

yknow?

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

xp - are you friends with the kickstarter bro who started the thread about how gross it was that fat people have sex?

sarahell, Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

what? no ew

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

i can't out the friend in question but to my knowledge he has only ever posted under a handle that rhymes with "Lock door; bus Eno"

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

NU ilx is built on the ashes, misfortunes and bad posting of old ilx. To remove the past is to remove the present imo.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

i dig that, i just like, occasionally wake up at night in a cold sweat for fear that my academic career might someday be derailed because of some post in 2006 where I was trying out being a combative internet zingbro or w/e

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

We've all been there iirc

(idk you could maybe ask a mod nicely and it will probably be removed and no-one will ever find it missing anyway?)

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link

do you list "Doctor Casino" on your cv?

sarahell, Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link

Doctor Casino isn't your real name?! FP'd.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

are you even a doctor?

sarahell, Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

I'm muckraking through the Doctor's old posts now and... There's not a lot of doctorly advice there, I have to say

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

What about whether or not you should hit or stay on 13?

pplains, Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

i thought this was the friends w/babies thread for a second and got confused by pplains' post

sarahell, Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

Did you think it was a corporal punishment post or ... worse?

pplains, Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

haha i do not list this on my CV but it's not that hard to make the connection, i was using this handle for a lot of things back in the mid-00s. sigh.

some drunk evening i'll pin down the 3 or 4 sad awful posts i have in mind and plead my case to a mod, thanks y'all!

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Friday, 11 October 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

nah Doc whatever posts you fear being found will be needles in the haystack of your REM posts over years

and that is how it should be, forever and ever amen

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 11 October 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

at least nobody is associating your government name with a r4ce w4r

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Friday, 11 October 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link

Burritos for lunch, it is!

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 11 October 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link

every time the 77 invite request thread gets bumped I wish there was a way to remove all my posts from the depression/anxiety thread. I’m ridiculous, obv.

brimstead, Saturday, 12 October 2019 01:28 (four years ago) link

I stand with the doc

k3vin k., Saturday, 12 October 2019 01:35 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

an auto-sic function that strips

fbclid
and similar from URLs

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

It could be coded into the website, but as a user (who c&p's urls on here) you can do your part:

chrome-ext: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/kill-fbclid/jlmdkcaiejonohbmkgickmkgbpceokmn
firefox-ext: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/remove-fbclid-and-utm/

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

well I always delete that shit manually, I just want to make it easier for others

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link

Can someone specify all the cruft that should be removed? Is there a handy list somewhere?

stet, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

i am against this, i don't want sic to lose the sisyphean meaning of his existence, i must imagine him happy

j., Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link

how about a grimly content free conservative troll who couches all his posts in fluffy ambiguity and classic lit references to try and make himself sound cleverer than he is. and repeat for a decade.

calzino, Friday, 20 December 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link

i know this is going to seem awful at first but hear me out:

optional notifications for zing. possible options:

- hourly top 5 threads by number of new posts ("or some permutation of that" applies to all of these basically)
- daily top 5 new threads created within the last 24 hours
- when a bookmark that hasn't been posted on in at least a hour gets a new post (conditional there to prevent people's phones from buzzing their pants off when a thread gets a ton of posts all day)

others probably better ideas than that, but those were the first few that came to mind.

some of these might be useful stats/resources on https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/index.jsp too

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 28 December 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link

the one notification feature i’ve always wanted is the ability to @ somebody. sometimes a thread really needs someone.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 28 December 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link

I like the idea but it seems like it could be abused unless integrated with block system?

glindr jackson (gyac), Saturday, 28 December 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

ilxbook

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 28 December 2019 22:39 (four years ago) link

$300 isn't cool. You know what's a cool? $800 dollars.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 28 December 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link

is there a way to message a user through the zing app? I couldn't find a way the other day, and it would/could be useful for FAP organizing?

sarahell, Saturday, 28 December 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link

@ing someone could serve that function (somehow). like maybe an @ creates a new link on a special bookmark page, linking through to the post where you were @ed.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 29 December 2019 09:34 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

in bookmarks tab, the ability to order/prioritize

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link

A better YouTube link parser is needed (see my multiple posts on the I Think You Should Leave thread for examples), especially for mobile.

DJI, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link

that's a weird-ass format of link you found there, but will add it to the list

stet, Thursday, 6 February 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link

Yeah they seem to sprinkle the "feature=YouTu.be" string in all over the URL depending on how you share it.

DJI, Thursday, 6 February 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link

Thank you!

DJI, Thursday, 6 February 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link

Yeah they seem to sprinkle the "feature=YouTu.be" string in all over the URL depending on how you share it.

you could just delete this tbf

MOAR PETE (sic), Thursday, 6 February 2020 02:44 (four years ago) link

I can never remember what a good YouTube URL looks like. There are question marks and equals signs that I can never get straight. It's all fine on desktop since I can load the actual YouTube page and copy the URL. It's tougher on mobile.

DJI, Thursday, 6 February 2020 02:54 (four years ago) link

Just hit the “share” arrow, copy, and you get a nice clean link like this. Maybe you’re on Android and it’s messier?

https://youtu.be/QHEG7CRBUGA

El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 February 2020 02:59 (four years ago) link

But if you do that the youtube doesn't embed, it just appears as a link.

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Thursday, 6 February 2020 05:19 (four years ago) link

DARK MODE plz

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 February 2020 05:35 (four years ago) link

it wouldn't be difficult to modify your favourite stylesheet to be dark and submit that as an alternative. programmatically creating something that'll work for all the current stylesheets would be a challenge.

koogs, Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:06 (four years ago) link

there are already a couple it you look.

koogs, Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:08 (four years ago) link

if...

koogs, Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:08 (four years ago) link

cool, was unaware

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:10 (four years ago) link

the thing with youtube is if the URL is shortened like Tombot's above, it won't embed. shortened = "youtu.be" instead of "www.youtube.com".

sometimes if you post from mobile, it does that, but you can always make the link embed by typing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

and then inserting the latter part of the link right after the equals sign (no space).

so

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= + QHEG7CRBUGA

equals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHEG7CRBUGA

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:12 (four years ago) link

xxxposts

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:13 (four years ago) link

yeah I already noted that

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Thursday, 6 February 2020 08:06 (four years ago) link

Thanks, Neanderthal. Would be great if ILX would just parse and embed the links that El T posted.

DJI, Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link

I think they coded the embed feature before Youtube started automatically shortening its own URLs

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link

Snooze bookmarks

For example if you’re subbed to a thread but there’s a lot of dumb sh1t being posted and you want to wait it out for a week or so

calstars, Sunday, 16 February 2020 13:11 (four years ago) link

So many "I missed the nominations thread," "I missed the voting thread" and "I missed the rollout" posts make me wish for a Tag function, but I could see that being badly abused. Maybe Tagging plus an opt-out.

Miami weisse (WmC), Sunday, 16 February 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

People who post those things are dilettantes who aren’t online enough and need not be catered to

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Sunday, 16 February 2020 16:54 (four years ago) link

I still have all the old-ILX tags somewhere, they could be brought back I guess

stet, Sunday, 16 February 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link

(i think he means tagging like @whoever rather than metadata tags on threads)

koogs, Sunday, 16 February 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link

For that matter if you aren’t routinely namesearching yourself idgi

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Sunday, 16 February 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link

haven't you only had one username tho, silbs?

sarahell, Sunday, 16 February 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link

Yeah I mean I can find when ppl are mentioning me in threads I’m not in by searching posts for my un and sort by newest first, we already have @ing

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Sunday, 16 February 2020 18:26 (four years ago) link

I have to do an * to include both, because sometimes I get mentioned by my old un, but there are a bunch of posters who would have to do multiple searches, and some of them have a variety of long-ass names, so they just get referred to by an acronym, or their first name, or a googleproofed version of a first name ...

sarahell, Sunday, 16 February 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link

Poor planning on their part

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Sunday, 16 February 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link

serve em right tho

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 February 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

False flag post.

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

ffp-ed

mark s, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

sub board for Irish posters and events and topics of an hibernian nature, min. 50% by blood to mod, but such mod rights to be absolute and automatic on that basis

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link

They could be called...

Ireland’s Own

😎😎😎

gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link

no

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

Who is included by the 50% minimum?

gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:15 (four years ago) link

I dunno, i threw it out there as an ideal and without concern as to how it would affect the governance and running of things thereafter

if we could fall out over it that would be wonderful, we'd already have our treaty origin story set

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

Dev v Collins was the original mod drama

gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:19 (four years ago) link

pearse and the lads were the paperthinwalls era

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link

Everybody is required to post as The Amazing Randy.

Identities must be guessed by posting style.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link

In the interests of constantly improving our democracy (& not lagging behind the labour party) I wld like to make the case for polls with preferential votes (i.e. you can number your choices). However much work wld be involved you know it wld be a storming success.

ogmor, Monday, 9 March 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link

imagine the excitement of the stats loving silent majority of ilx when they;re able to see multiple rounds of voting w/ options gradually getting eliminated

ogmor, Monday, 9 March 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link

Separation of embed options so I can keep images on but switch off YouTubes

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 17:12 (four years ago) link

thread-specific killfile

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link

would settle for built in, nonuserscript killfile on web

silby, Monday, 23 March 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link

stet can you like. make a bug bounty program where we crowdfund specific feature improvements

silby, Monday, 23 March 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link

> thread-specific killfile

this is already possible. the includes at the top of the file list the urls that this script applies to. replace the wildcards with something more specific (boardid and threadid)

https://github.com/acdean/kilxor/blob/master/kilxor.user.js#L3

koogs, Monday, 23 March 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link

ah, cool!

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 23 March 2020 21:26 (four years ago) link

An "I Love COVID-19" board

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 23 March 2020 21:28 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

stigmatize necroposting: it confuses newcomers and makes them think ilx is "old" and "inactive" and "irrelevant"

archive all threads that haven't been posted in for over 6 months

repeatedly bumping old threads with posts that add nothing to the conversation ("cool", "haha", "amazing") = yellowcard

bumping old threads to revive past disputes and/or poke fun at other posters = tempban/permaban

let the mods 👮 be the judge of what is or is not a "great revive"

unban Frederik B

anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered), Thursday, 16 April 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

nothing i hate more than forums that fetishise "make a new thread!!!". Great, you have 1000000 threads with six posts in them asking the same question, nice one.

stet, Thursday, 16 April 2020 16:40 (four years ago) link

actually this is a lie, I hate a load of things more. wtf

stet, Thursday, 16 April 2020 16:40 (four years ago) link

off-topic "tangents" will be deleted or split off into their own thread ajkdrbgjkvbqerhjhjmavnej

anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered), Thursday, 16 April 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link

unregistered these ideas are seditious

silby, Thursday, 16 April 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link

agreed, time for someone to spend time in the reneducation camp

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link

unregistered must build the 10th level of hell

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link

Reveal Your Uncool Conservative Ideas for ILX Here

i am a horse girl (map), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link

i haven't heard of "necroposting" until now, though, that's kind of a fun term.

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:04 (four years ago) link

it's a practice that on essentially every other messageboard you'd get instantly flamed for

silby, Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:05 (four years ago) link

(for no good reason really)

silby, Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:05 (four years ago) link

i always thought the quality of the necrothreads was one thing that set ILX apart. i do see it as a resource for the future, or an archive

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link

Nothing weirder to me than forums where people lose their shit over conversations drifting from thread topic

Microbes oft teem (wins), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link

Like there are def messageboards out there where that would be grounds for moderation. Someone saying something a bit off topic

Microbes oft teem (wins), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link

yeah I love ilx's stance on bumping old threads, the fact that we have people engaging in threads that last decades is great. I don't think we have a great ui for dealing with really long threads, but that's a separate issue.

iatee, Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link

Can i just...

unban Frederik B

― anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered),Thursday, April 16, 2020 12:38 PM bookmarkflaglink

genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link

No

genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:12 (four years ago) link

let the mods 👮 be the judge of what is or is not a "great revive"


hard pass

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:13 (four years ago) link

I have no idea why people would think something is inactive when it's site _new answers_ and not site _new threads_

mh, Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link

why are we listening to this guy when he's not even a registered user

mh, Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link

_let the mods 👮 be the judge of what is or is not a "great revive"_


hard pass


alternatively: make me a mod

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link

I'd support bg's reign of terror

mh, Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link

first order of business: ban mh

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link

chaotic evil

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link

jeez thats a motley list of nonsense

steer calmer (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link

With long threads as well as 'Skipping xxxx messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all, 'can we have a 'view previous 100 messages' as otherwise alternative is to load the full thread?

Dan Worsley, Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:16 (four years ago) link

I would accept the ban as a show of good faith

mh, Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link

R.I.P. George Michael H

sarahell, Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link

i always thought the quality of the necrothreads was one thing that set ILX apart. i do see it as a resource for the future, or an archive

yeah this

Would love a 'view previous 100 messages' tho

kinder, Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link

archive all threads that haven't been posted in for over 6 months

You might want to register at Reddit!

☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link

Agree, I like it when a thread is revived and I see something that I posted 17 yrs ago. Did I really say that? What was I thinking? Which office was I sitting in when I posted it? Only ILX gives this.

fetter, Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:47 (four years ago) link

it's what makes it a unique imo - a community that is still in conversation with its past. or re-evaluating it, however you want to frame it

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link

in this great future, you can't forget your past

--Bob Marley

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

"archive all threads that haven't been posted in for over 6 months"

Not at all, plenty to discover especially in regards to anything to do with books, music and film. I definitely use it to look at/htrash/refine any views I've had as I learn along.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link

The Biden thread will be a trip in a few years from now (assuming he'll win).

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:01 (four years ago) link

I just want to say my own idea up thread about ranked polls is the best idea for ilx itt

ogmor, Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link

The worst thing reddit and Twitter did to the idea of forums/blogging is making ‘the conversation’ an hour long and then basically disappearing.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link

yeah wtf that was one of the best movies of all times!!!

sarahell, Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:05 (four years ago) link

I just want to say my own idea up thread about ranked polls is the best idea for ilx itt

― ogmor,Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:03 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i also like this idea

when I come out, can you introduce me as Jagger (imago), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link

lol sarahell

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link

in this great future, you can't forget your past
--Bob Marley
If you want to love everything, better make it last

kinder, Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link

I'm usually self-deprecating and relatively modest but I'm going to admit:
I've read through old music threads, found a comment and thought "wow, I really agree with this guy" only to realize.. I was that guy

mh, Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

^

calstars, Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

"I just want to say my own idea up thread about ranked polls is the best idea for ilx itt"

Sure, ranked choice is an overdue reform but what we REALLY need to do is abolish the POLLectoral College that makes votes from some places count more than others.

Fleetwood Machiavelli (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link

uh sorry for trolling. I thought my post was pretty clearly tongue-in-cheek, and I don't actually want to break ilx just yet! I've lurked/posted on too many boards where the mods carried on like overambitious housekeepers*, so I appreciate the fact that conversations are allowed to evolve naturally on a scale of eons rather than being policed for "thread drift" or archived into oblivion

*including one autocratic mod who, upon disagreeing with another poster, uses his editing powers to insert his counterargument IN ALL CAPS right in the body of their post

i always thought the quality of the necrothreads was one thing that set ILX apart. i do see it as a resource for the future, or an archive

Karl Malone otm

anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered), Thursday, 16 April 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link

there used to be categories

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link

some of us would literally spend time sorting the threads into them!!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link

kinda fascinating to browse through those, haha

ah, for the days when there were only 2 requests:

https://web.archive.org/web/20060921181110/http://ilx.p3r.net/category.php?catid=147

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 April 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link

I thought my post was pretty clearly tongue-in-cheek

it was! sorry if I added to the confusion

dip to dup (rob), Thursday, 16 April 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link

I still have all those categories somewhere; we could put them back

stet, Thursday, 16 April 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link

put categories back from the category back catalogue

steer calmer (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 April 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link

literally had no idea what necroposting was before trying to read the above series of posts

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 April 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link

/I thought my post was pretty clearly tongue-in-cheek/

it was! sorry if I added to the confusion


Yes this was 100% obvious don’t worry

Microbes oft teem (wins), Thursday, 16 April 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link

I'm usually self-deprecating and relatively modest but I'm going to admit:
I've read through old music threads, found a comment and thought "wow, I really agree with this guy" only to realize.. I was that guy

Fight Club version of the Piña Colada song, I like it.

pplains, Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:46 (four years ago) link

i always thought the quality of the necrothreads was one thing that set ILX apart. i do see it as a resource for the future, or an archive

― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone),Thursday, April 16, 2020 12:06 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

if there needs to be a debate about this, it can happen in this thread.

i’m too angry to say much beyond: i thought it went without saying that as a community we use discretion in what threads are appropriate to revive. amplifying hate speech in the service of a cheap joke should get you banned from the board, period.

budo jeru, Friday, 17 April 2020 00:45 (four years ago) link

is... is this a common problem?

donald failson (sic), Friday, 17 April 2020 01:45 (four years ago) link

I see what thread was bumped (as an attempt to lightly dunk on something Karl said itt) looks like a mod deleted it. probably for the best

weirdly enough Pashmina was the OG poster in it (under his Xtian name)

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 April 2020 01:46 (four years ago) link

I'm usually self-deprecating and relatively modest but I'm going to admit:
I've read through old music threads, found a comment and thought "wow, I really agree with this guy" only to realize.. I was that guy

Fight Club version of the Piña Colada song, I like it.

― pplains

yeah, it's called "this guy was me", the first track on side two of the 1989 cassette "parrots on fire" by the algy krebbs quartet, underrated jam

i'm frankly disappointed at how often i agree with myself

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 17 April 2020 01:58 (four years ago) link

over time you'll get used to it

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 17 April 2020 02:48 (four years ago) link

i always thought the quality of the necrothreads was one thing that set ILX apart. i do see it as a resource for the future, or an archive

― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone),Thursday, April 16, 2020 12:06 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

if there needs to be a debate about this, it can happen in this thread.

i’m too angry to say much beyond: i thought it went without saying that as a community we use discretion in what threads are appropriate to revive. amplifying hate speech in the service of a cheap joke should get you banned from the board, period.

― budo jeru,Thursday, April 16, 2020 7:45 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

is... is this a common problem?

― donald failson (sic),Thursday, April 16, 2020 8:45 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I see what thread was bumped (as an attempt to lightly dunk on something Karl said itt) looks like a mod deleted it. probably for the best

weirdly enough Pashmina was the OG poster in it (under his Xtian name)

― genital giant (Neanderthal),Thursday, April 16, 2020 8:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i have no idea what happened, or what i said that got dunked on, or what thread was revived, or whether or not it was deleted. if it was something really dumb i said a long time ago on a thread, revived, then i'm pretty certain i deserve it. i just spent 4 hours arguing with my mom, trying to get her to own up to a single fucked up thing that she and my dad did, and completely failed. all i wanted was for her to just tell the truth, about anything really, and she couldn't do it. so if someone revived something i said that was ignorant and ugly, i'm definitely not proud of it, but at least i will own up to it and say that i did it and that if it feels cringey and terrible now, at least that means i'm not that same person anymore

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 April 2020 05:54 (four years ago) link

oh no :(. i'm so sorry Karl.

this is where I wish I had been more specific. so, without naming the thread itself, which you can't even search for on ILX anymore, there was a thread with a transphobic title (from the wee early days of ILX). you didn't post in it, to my knowledge.

but Whiney took your quote about necrothreads and bumped that thread with that quote, I guess to say "u sure our necrothreads are high quality"?

but budo called him on it, and somehow they were deleted.

u did nothin wrong dogg.

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 April 2020 06:08 (four years ago) link

don't agree that deleting evidence of community consciousness changing is a great way to represent the change fwiw

I guess being a snide dick to someone now on an old dickish thread is a good way to show that ppl used to and can still be dicks, though

donald failson (sic), Friday, 17 April 2020 07:47 (four years ago) link

I don't think anything was deleted, was it? Am assuming it just got dropped from New Answers

stet, Friday, 17 April 2020 10:53 (four years ago) link

bumping of old threads is one of my fav things about ilx

devvvine, Friday, 17 April 2020 10:57 (four years ago) link

otm

sic otm too

steer calmer (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2020 11:25 (four years ago) link

Searching by date without any other search criteria - like let me see threads started in a date range.

Also while I'm on date searching - the date fields on mobile bring up a calendar instead of allowing text entry, meaning if I want to search by date for something from 2006 I need to click the back-a-month button 100 times.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 17 April 2020 11:41 (four years ago) link

Then when I move to the next date field (for a BETWEEN search) it defaults to today's date so I have to click it another 90 odd times.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 17 April 2020 11:43 (four years ago) link

I don't think anything was deleted, was it? Am assuming it just got dropped from New Answers

― stet

idk, i read soda's post in the thread delete request topic and assumed the thread was actually deleted

commendations to the mods for addressing the issue so rapidly. i did see the thread in question because i didn't click on it or pay much attention to the title because my whiney-sense tells me that i probably shouldn't click on any thread he's bumped. honestly didn't register with me that it was transphobic. again thanks to soda; i'm grateful to not have had to be confronted with that old bullshit firsthand.

unfortunately i guess a side effect of that is that it's maybe a bit tricky to piece together what actually happened, but karl, trust me, it was nothing you did.

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 17 April 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link

xp thanks, neanderthal! that clears it up, thank you

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 April 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link

wait what happened???

people who are not whiney

sarahell, Friday, 17 April 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link

unregistered these ideas are seditious

― silby, Thursday, April 16, 2020 9:58 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

agreed, time for someone to spend time in the reneducation camp

― dip to dup (rob), Thursday, April 16, 2020 10:01 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

symsymsym, Friday, 17 April 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link

With long threads as well as 'Skipping xxxx messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all, 'can we have a 'view previous 100 messages' as otherwise alternative is to load the full thread?

― Dan Worsley, Thursday, April 16, 2020 2:16 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

1 - click permalink on the first post AFTER the cutoff (the one you want to scroll back from)
2 - On that new page where that post is the first post shown, decrease the number in the URL that's "bookmarkedmessageid=xxxxxx" Usually dropping it by 200 or 300 will be enough to get you back to where you want, sometimes you have to lower it by 1000 or so. So for instance your message the messageid=7539647, so if I were to lower that to 7539347 it would load messages starting 300 posts back. I believe that post number is site-wide, so that's "300 posts back" counting all posts made on ILX, not this thread.

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 17 April 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link

I still have all those categories somewhere; we could put them back

― stet, Thursday, 16 April 2020 21:16 (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Glenn should run a clustering algorithm over all the ILX threads to come up with inscrutable categories like "escape room" and "pineapple soufflé".

rí an techno (seandalai), Sunday, 19 April 2020 12:22 (four years ago) link

brb registering everynoisethread.com

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, 19 April 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link

idk if this one has come up, but a small indicator on a board to see which threads i have bookmarked and which i don't would be cool! (mostly bc i have like... almost everything on ILG bookmarked and i can't remember which ones i don't haha)

Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Thursday, 23 April 2020 23:20 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

There is probably one or more good reasons for this, but why doesn't ilxor.com host images, even if only for a week or month (so that we could post straight from our devices)?

below the mendoza (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

i would guess that it's expensive to do, especially given that there are free alternatives (you can upload an image to imgur from your device and get a bbc-formatted link, although it's one more step i guess)

another possible reason is that if ilx hosted images i would get sternly worded emails warning me about posting enormous, memory-sucking extreme high-resolution extreme close-ups of nose hair of assholes, politicians, and the assholes of politicians

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link

Aside from the bandwidth expense, I wonder if stet would be fielding loads of takedown notices if ilxors uploaded copyrighted images.

Irritable Baal (WmC), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link

It’s a surprisingly fraught security risk - and more importantly it’s potentially really expensive in bandwidth. Those are the main two reasons. But I might have an idea of how to do it; have been looking into it for a while.

stet, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

Then we can finally get avatars

stet, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

if it only hosted an image for a week or month wouldn't that exacerbate our broken img problem?

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

im ok with no ilx img hosting

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link

^

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link

Same.

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

I’m interested in hearing about stet’s clever idea!

DJI, Thursday, 18 June 2020 03:34 (three years ago) link

let the image posters survive by their wits, stealing from the rich (internet jerks) to give to the poor (ilx)

j., Thursday, 18 June 2020 04:37 (three years ago) link

otm

budo jeru, Thursday, 18 June 2020 04:38 (three years ago) link

No pics please. It’s more fun watching people fuck up embeds

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 June 2020 06:21 (three years ago) link

"Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in."

would be nice if this had a link to the results post in it so we don't have to 'show all messages' (which is trouble with long threads)

koogs, Thursday, 18 June 2020 08:50 (three years ago) link

That's no problem, you can just hit "home", since it's always the first post- it's getting back to read the followup posts that's troublesome. It's often been suggested to have System post the actual results in the update post, and presumably stet would have done this long ago if it were easy.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Thursday, 18 June 2020 09:01 (three years ago) link

if you're using bookmarks then the only post you see is the thread bump so hitting home won't work.

koogs, Thursday, 18 June 2020 09:08 (three years ago) link

the argument in favour of pics is the sheer amount of broken shit we get in the old threads – and the security holes when bad actors buy those domains

stet, Thursday, 18 June 2020 10:54 (three years ago) link

If someone's not going to upload a photo to imgur and use that link, why would they bother to upload to an ILX internal server?

Not talking so much about photos on your phone, but finding photo links from the web and changing the URL to those.

pplains, Thursday, 18 June 2020 13:43 (three years ago) link

it's the "photos on your phone" case I'm mostly thinking about tbh.

stet, Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link

Are there any image hosts that automatically shrink phone photos to a reasonable size, for inline posting purposes?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

you can do it within imgur but it's kind of a pain (you have to hit edit after you upload and tell it the new dimensions, and plus it tends to reduce the quality of the image for some reason, even though it shouldn't)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link

"skip to bottom" link at the top of every thread

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Thursday, 18 June 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

No pics please. It’s more fun watching people fuck up embeds

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, June 17, 2020 11:21 PM (yesterday)

agreed

sarahell, Thursday, 18 June 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link

Y’all have a weird definition of “fun.”

DJI, Thursday, 18 June 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

are you only just noticing this

Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 18 June 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

ILX is "fun" in the way that watching other people lose at 3 card monte is fun.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

we are all the shill

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link

whatta maroon

j., Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

Thumbs down, i don’t want ilx to become more 4chan-like

brimstead, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

i get so freaked out every time "avatars" get bandied about

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link

otm, plz no

sleeve, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

I would enjoy 16x16 pixel avatars

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

maybe that's for a different forum than this one

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

emojis

scampo simmonite (||||||||), Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

it's the "photos on your phone" case I'm mostly thinking about tbh.

― stet, Thursday, June 18, 2020 9:25 AM

So could I start a thread called Content PP on the HTML board, and curate it as my personal imageshackesque account?

pplains, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link

emojis

https://i.imgur.com/Ql7iJJX.jpg

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link

i need $5 for the final push

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

Leave ILX as is. If you are truly craving avatars, emoji, and picture hosting galore, drop by and say hi on poxyfule.slack.com

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link

moodles otm

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link

slack has the most cats

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link

i need $5 for the final push

― Karl Malone, Thursday, June 18, 2020 3:27 PM bookmarkflaglink

every time I see a Biden email taht sends this, I wonder if the $5 is for Metamucil

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 June 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

I don't want to fall short

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

an 'all one thread' view

BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Saturday, 27 June 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

How would that differ from SNA?

DJI, Saturday, 27 June 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link

Because SNA is a list of threads not a single thread

BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

Sort of like Blog View?

Irritable Baal (WmC), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link

Yes but no

BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

I do appreciate this could belong on your terrible ideas as replying is problematic to manage but it's inspired by

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone) wrote this on thread outbreak! (ebola, sars, coronavirus, etc) on board I Love Everything on 25-Jun-2020

oops, forgot which thread this was! sorry. it's all one thread, etc

Karl Malone wrote this on thread 2020 Democratic presidential primary thread, pt 3: life is very long on board I Love Everything on 13-Mar-2020

oops my bad too.

it's all one thread, basically

we could completely remove the need for attempting to post in the correct one out of the 142 active US Pol/'rona/streaming threads

BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

you mean, the true giant singular thread, omino?

i would love to see that, as an experiment. many have said it wasn't even possible

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

xp!

can't claim credit for the "all of ilx is one thread" idea, although i do believe in it

someone mentioned it earlier that day and i was just riffing off of it (sorry i can't remember details)

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

Yes, just need to work out how to manage replies. Maybe set it so anyone posting to the Singularity would only have their reply only visible there

BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

ooh, that's an interesting idea. do i have this right: you can only see the mini conversation tree if you actually reply to the post in question? and once you do, it opens up the rest of the replies to that post (as part of the infinite thread)?

if that were the case, you wouldn't be able to read the responses to ideas before throwing your own in there, which would be very different from ilx and very interesting, too. though, i guess you could just reply "-" and then see the responses.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

oh wait, haha sorry omino. now i'm realizing what you meant (it was very clear, i'm just amped up on coffee). i like the idea of singularity-thread only posts too, heh

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

b-but 77

below the mendoza (rip van wanko), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

Maybe a board level single thread would be better because I dont think a million Beatles posts mixed with a million Trump posts would be good for anyone.

BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

embrace the soup

coptic feels (seandalai), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

Don't anyone dare to mess with I Love Books! or I'll... I'll... do something rash!

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

like write one?

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

you could make it a user preference or menu link so everyone can retain their normal multi thread ILB but you have the option for soupview

BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

Aimless already wrote a book and it is in my pile of ilxor books to read

covid coronenberg (wins), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

Re a single thread, I think a better idea for ilx would be for Americans to exercise a tiny bit of self-control when it comes to starting a new thread about the current neverending election that is identical to the 243 extant threads on same

covid coronenberg (wins), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

you think that would be easier than reprogramming an entire message board?

BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

The purpose of new threads is to avoid unloadably long threads

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 June 2020 19:32 (three years ago) link

but the purpose of cars is to avoid long walks, and yet we all sit still within them together on the way to work all the same

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link

btw, this is closely related to the thread about how the mods did 9/11 (obviously true, it's more about why they did it)

#onethread

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link

#onethread
#except77

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

We used to have One Thread, it was called Site New Posts and only mods could see it. It was technically problematic - it’s hard to do the security thing and make sure only 77 members see 77 posts on there. I loved it though, it’s a great idea.

stet, Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link

Pretty sure not reading the thread before you post would not be an innovation for a significant number of ilxors

i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

I was thinking, there should just be one long thread

below the mendoza (rip van wanko), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link

ILX should have a virtual Tip Jar, because tipping should be encouraged whenever a service is rendered. Then each registered user could have a running total of how much they've tipped ILX, just like each of us has a total of how many posts we've made.

(Aimless stands back, hooks his thumbs in his braces and admires his suggestion for several minutes before clicking Submit Post.)

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link

Not a bad thought but let's take it to its logical conclusion and bill people for bad posts

i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

or kill people who have goats

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link

IPv6 for the ilxor.com domain/server - just found myself on an IPv6-only LAN and couldn’t connect.

Siegbran, Saturday, 27 June 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link

aw dude goats are great

i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

good shout Siegbran, will take a look

stet, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:29 (three years ago) link

what ipv6 lan doesn’t have a proxy/dns translation layer tho

solo scampito (mh), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 01:21 (three years ago) link

Can we auto-replace "The Discourse" with "DUMPLINGS!!"

Yerac, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 00:27 (three years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 01:45 (three years ago) link

Can we auto-replace "The 1975" with "BALLOON”?!

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 13:13 (three years ago) link

can we auto-replace "taibbi" with "proxy/dns translation layer"?

sarahell, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

Is there a way to see which threads are most bookmarked? Sitewide and by board?

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 19 July 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

lol i think i've got one of those

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

7/10 for me

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

can we implement #onethread?

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

i used to browse by board, then i moved to site new answers, and now i basically just sift through my neverending series of bookmarks. it's amazing, and tbh i'd do it for far less than the $35/hour i'm getting paid right now

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

emojis and #onethread

||||||||, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

💁🏻‍♂️

stet, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

0/10 for me

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link

re: one thread

I think what you’re talking about is a chatroom

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

Maybe just make an ILX discord or IRC channel?

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

9/10

too many bookmarks, anxiety at having been away for 24-48 hours and returning to see what looks like a page of the phone book

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

^one reason I would love a reordering feature!

I would be okay w/ letting some bookmarks fester at the bottom of a list, but arranged as they are I have some kind of disorder which compels me to keep clearing them out

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

let's just fire up mIRC and create a DALnet chat room.

also change who the AOPs are each day, and every time someone chats about the secret forbidden topic, they're permabanned for the day.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

^one reason I would love a reordering feature!

I would be okay w/ letting some bookmarks fester at the bottom of a list, but arranged as they are I have some kind of disorder which compels me to keep clearing them out

We got engagement metrics to hit ffs

stet, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link

discord

calstars, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link

Is there a publicly accessible API? If people really want to test what it would be like, I bet it wouldn't be hard to build a Discord bot that just relays posts into a discord channel in near-real time. Probably wouldn't have functionality to post back to the website, but the bot could include the link to the thread so if you want to reply in-thread, you can click on it and post. Otherwise, if you would like to just comment in the "single thread only", you can just chat in Discord as the posts roll by.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

If you have true interest in an ILX chatroom, I encourage you to visit poxyfule.slack.com

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

There is already an ILX discord

I just like being part of the #onethread movement

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

We wait, an ILX slack, I meant. Same thing

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

I bet there's multiple channels in there also

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

See my post above

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

maybe just create a thread called #onethread ???

calstars, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

#onechannel

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link

stet I'm pretty web design illiterate so I don't really know what the hurdles are to almost any of these (excellent) improvements you've been making

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link

maybe Nas will do a commercial for this one thread initiative to the tune of One Mic

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

Maybe just make an ILX discord or IRC channel?


There’s a Slack!!

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

Lol just catching up don’t mind me

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

Actually can't get into the Slack. Can't authenticate.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link

OH OH IT SUPPORT TIME

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

let's fucking do this shit

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

post on the #onethread instead

xxps

||||||||, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

poxyfule.slack.com

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

"Sorry, you entered an incorrect email or password," trying to login using my gmail account. Do I need to be given access?

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

It's only for the cool kids

Please, Hammurabi, don't hurt 'em (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link

One can only aspire

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link

I don’t know how it works tbf

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link

no one does

mark s, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

Maybe just make an ILX discord or IRC channel?

― unashamed and trash (Unctious)

ilx drinking game:

take a drink whenever someone suggests a discord

take two whenever someone points out there's already an ilx slack so really, why would anyone need an ilx discord? slack is really popular with the kids, and with "the kids" i mean "people who are for some reason forced to use it for work"

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

take three when someone suggests the #onethread

four for emojis

||||||||, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

Five for when someone suggests starting such a thread without actually going through with it.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

If a Slack admin gets around to it, would love an invite to the server. Let me know if you need my email address, or if it can be sent via ilxmail

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

should be able to join off this link

||||||||, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link

Do we take a drink when someone suggests an "I Love Politics" borad?

Please, Hammurabi, don't hurt 'em (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link

Ok, y'all are getting unnecessarily harsh now

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

🤷🏻‍♂️

オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link

1. How did we lose "random thread" and can we have it back?

2. "On This Day" function or date search that gives SNA from a particular date.

オニモ (onimo), Sunday, 26 July 2020 13:12 (three years ago) link

1. Random threads is still here

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 July 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link

1. OK cool how do you get to it from the menus and can I make it use my preferred css?

オニモ (onimo), Sunday, 26 July 2020 14:02 (three years ago) link

1. Boards -> Scroll to the bottom -> Revive old threads!

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 July 2020 14:03 (three years ago) link

1b. I mean at the bottom of the 'boards' page there's 'random threads', click that and then go nuts reviving etc

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 July 2020 14:03 (three years ago) link

Cheers. Doesn't seem to be picking up css but still 👍

オニモ (onimo), Sunday, 26 July 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link

NP! Don't know anything about css's though, soz.

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 July 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

I’ve sorted the CSS, it’ll work after the next server restart

stet, Friday, 7 August 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link

Cheers stet

オニモ (onimo), Monday, 10 August 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link

Is there a way to killfile a thread instead of a poster?

― jaymc, Thursday, August 13, 2020 9:27 AM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

jaymc, Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

not trying to be snarky but...you dont have to click it?

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

Yes, that's true! But it'd be easier for me not to click it if I could just hide it from view.

jaymc, Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

jaymc, someone else mentioned exactly that recently...possibly one of the mods? Anyway you're not the only one to request it.

Scampos Runamuck (WmC), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link

I was skeptical at first but it's actually not a bad idea.

Time Will Show Leo Weiser (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link

how many times do I have to say it? only visit threads you have bookmarked (and add very few new bookmarks)

solo scampito (mh), Friday, 14 August 2020 04:09 (three years ago) link

^yeah, p much all I've been doing for the last 2 years

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 04:10 (three years ago) link

I delve into the ilx enthusiasms sometimes, and they’re often good, but I can always search or skim thread titles for something in the zeitgeist to interact with others on that topic. I do not need to think “hey, why is this thread about a musician I never cared about bumped up to the top?” only to click and get drawn into drama! Recognizing bad things that cause you trauma in engaging, and later seeing them and still not engaging... well, maybe hiding threads is actually good

solo scampito (mh), Friday, 14 August 2020 04:14 (three years ago) link

Netflix recommendation thread (for stuff that is worth watching)

calzino, Saturday, 15 August 2020 12:34 (three years ago) link

lol

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 16 August 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link

a thread where users cast spells at each other and if we're lucky, some of them work

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link

serious suggestion: spoiler tags

very frequently on discord people need to say things that might be disturbing or upsetting to others. it's standard to use spoiler tags in these cases in the hopes of minimizing distress to others

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:00 (three years ago) link

how might those work? hiding the text of the post until click or something?

stet, Monday, 17 August 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link

yes, or mouse-over

add emojis while you're at it

||||||||, Monday, 17 August 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link

and #onethread

||||||||, Monday, 17 August 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link

do you mean custom emojis or something else?

stet, Monday, 17 August 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link

#onethread otm

stet, Monday, 17 August 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link

🧐

treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link

how might those work? hiding the text of the post until click or something?


The block feature on zing works like this - everything from a poster hidden by default unless you choose to click. Possible to adapt to a spoiler option?

caută tu singur (gyac), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:08 (three years ago) link

spoiler tags would be an amazing addition if possible

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:12 (three years ago) link

Most sites e.g. tvtropes just color the spoiler text and the background the same so that you have to read it by selecting / highlighting the text.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link

you could show the text on mouseover with simple css if you wanted to be fancy.

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link

maybe not with zing though.

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link

I mean I did post about how it might work on zing upthread

caută tu singur (gyac), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link

i'd say hide until click and not mouse-over. i wouldn't be using it for the purpose of hiding tv show spoilers personally. my thought is more that i have a lot of serious mental health stuff i tend to talk about.

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 17 August 2020 14:03 (three years ago) link

i might use it to [spoiler] make the conclusions to my sentences even more mysterious[/spoiler]

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

sometimes people post links to videos and i don't click them because i don't feel like it, then karl posts how great the video was so i watch it. that's like a reverse [spoiler] in a way.

contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

lol <3

can we get a special harbl button we can click under every post, to automatically send harbl an email letting them know they should check the post out?

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

lol i think i've been checking out too many posts lately, but thanks

contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

everyone should get an email and text alert whenever anyone posts to ilx

treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 16:23 (three years ago) link

otm, and it should increase your heart rate like an Amber alert.

pomenitul, Monday, 17 August 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

Zing 3.0 (now in beta) just beams everything directly into yr brain

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 August 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

there should be a polygraph analyzing every post and telling the posters whether it's a wind-up or a legit post

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

I’ve already programmed this. It’s called the bad-faith-o-meter.

treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

i might use it to (spoiler) make the conclusions to my sentences even more mysterious(/spoiler)

― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone)

people on discord do this all the time, also to make it sound like they're saying something incredibly filthy when they're not at all

also, much leet props for that post, i have no idea what the escape sequence for brackets is and will probably never remember

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 17 August 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link

[fake code] i just try to submit it, and then when i get the error i check the "Ignore BBcode Errors" box at the bottom (by the "Convert Simple HTML to BBcode" button) [/fake]

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 August 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

everyone should get an email and text alert whenever anyone posts to ilx

Aggravation Mode, where instead of killfiling, you tag posters who annoy you so that you get an alert flag at the top of SNA whenever they post

healthy butts on perfect cocaine (sic), Monday, 17 August 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

/everyone should get an email and text alert whenever anyone posts to ilx/

Aggravation Mode, where instead of killfiling, you tag posters who annoy you so that you get an alert flag at the top of SNA whenever they post

This one I like

calstars, Monday, 17 August 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link

[fake code] i just try to submit it, and then when i get the error i check the "Ignore BBcode Errors" box at the bottom (by the "Convert Simple HTML to BBcode" button) [/fake]

― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone)

_ignoring_ error messages! that's next-level genius right there

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

i wish i could "ignore error messages" irl

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

OK so this works now but not yet in Zing Touch, sorry

stet, Monday, 17 August 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link

use the "h" tag to mark a spoiler or other sensitive text

stet, Monday, 17 August 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link

cool!

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

tee hee

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

fuck yes!!!! thanks

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

All will be revealed in time.

pomenitul, Monday, 17 August 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link

This is extremely funny in Zing. But great work, thank you!

caută tu singur (gyac), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link

awesome

budo jeru, Monday, 17 August 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link

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muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link

I'm sending a new Zing version to Apple tonight, but it will take forever as per. Works in Mac Zing, though

stet, Monday, 17 August 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link

whoa cool!

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 August 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link

Learn the sacred words of praise, hail Satan

pomenitul, Monday, 17 August 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

\m/!

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

Pretty sweet dude

calstars, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link

stet, you know what i think about this?

it's fucking awesome, thank you for doing it!

and i will never use this new ability for evil!

[show hidden text]

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link

but does this work?

https://i.imgur.com/1b5m0tl.jpg

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link

fuck yeah

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link

thank you stet <3

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link

yeah it works for images but not the more complicated embeds like Twitter. Could look at that if there's demand.

stet, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:27 (three years ago) link

hey stet, this might have been previously addressed, but wondering if there's a way to organize bookmarks? Would love to at least group them by board

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link

you really wasted your time clicking on this

kinder, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 12:49 (three years ago) link

just trying for old time's sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

kinder, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 12:50 (three years ago) link

Truly a kinder egg

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 12:50 (three years ago) link

#onethread roolz, SNA droolz

||||||||, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link

I thought you couldn't hide YouTube embeds

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:08 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf4ykcrUtQU

kinder, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:13 (three years ago) link

i salute this brilliant new feature until the boards crash

no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:16 (three years ago) link

this is awesome, thank you so much stet

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link

I wonder how this works with
DUMPLINGS!

solo scampito (mh), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

i could just i'm impressed

contorted filbert (harbl), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

ok, it’s good

solo scampito (mh), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

how about
http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg

solo scampito (mh), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

big fan of washington football team

contorted filbert (harbl), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

Still can't get this to work.

https://i.imgur.com/cqx89Qo.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

Would love to at least group them by board

This should work now - grouped by board and by age of thread

stet, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link

love it! thank you.

DJI, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

:O

thanks!

sleeve, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

this is amazing, from chaos comes order

sleeve, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link

it still feels chaotic to me though -- maybe it's just what I have bookmarked. Idk, my ideal would be to order bookmarks by character count of the thread title so the uh long list has a nice smooth shape ... alphanumerical order would also be okay ... the current version, to my eyes, appears equally random to the previous version, which I was totally fine with tbh!! Also, it is very exciting, in general, when the order of bookmarks changes, so thank you for this delight!

sarahell, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link

My bookmarks now show two non-contiguous blocks of ILE bookmarks, thinking of naming one of them Kaliningrad.

Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/eBYx2sZ.png

Every so often, I get into my cups a bit.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link

Haaa sarahell this is my bookmark organization fantasy—clicking and dragging into a nice slope or ziggurat

That said I’m psyched for this development or really any feature that alleviates too-many-bookmarks agita

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link

holy shit this bookmark organization is something

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:56 (three years ago) link

yeah these look great. had no idea i had so many bookmarks from some of the wackier sub-boards, i figured i was like 99% ILE/ILM.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:48 (three years ago) link

yep, same here. i also have multiple de subjectivisten bookmarks and i have no idea why

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:48 (three years ago) link

i feel this is going to help me get rid of some bookmarks i should never have really had in the first place

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:52 (three years ago) link

i had the opposite feeling. it is so overwhelming, the mountain of bookmarks. there's no way i could get through that. i have over 1500+ bookmarks, i've learned

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 05:16 (three years ago) link

this is my bookmark word cloud

https://i.imgur.com/bPrJIvO.png

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 05:19 (three years ago) link

i love numbers, i love everything

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 05:20 (three years ago) link

maybe i just haven't seen a word cloud in a few years, but that is cracking me up Karl

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 11:46 (three years ago) link

My bookmarks now show two non-contiguous blocks of ILE bookmarks, thinking of naming one of them Kaliningrad.

Now I have five separate ILE blocks.

Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 12:31 (three years ago) link

There’s something very weird with your account.

stet, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 12:31 (three years ago) link

Ya think?

Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 12:34 (three years ago) link

Been saying that for years, stet.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 12:38 (three years ago) link

how many bookmarks do you see yourself having? The DB thinks you have 23

stet, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link

23, yes.

Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link

how many bookmarks do you see yourself having in 5 years?

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

honestly, given my past rate of bookmark accumulation, i see myself having about 2500 bookmarks in 5 years

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link

still, it's my job, it puts food on the table, etc

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

I've had this username for about 1.5 years and I have accumulated almost 1,000 bookmarks, most of which probably haven't revived since the last time I bookmarked them.

peace, man, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

my bookmarks are not showing this new structure? not that I had any issue with the old style

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

they're organized here, rather than at the top of site new answers

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link

oh

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

Good grief.

https://i.imgur.com/PvuYcdu.png

pplains, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

lock thread

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

ILX Dud
Poll WORST THINGS

word cloud coming on strong

rob, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/aq0qlsI.png

sarahell, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

Just checking back into this thread, thanks Stet! So happy to have bookmark organization.

Loving the word cloud everyone

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/EUI7sLk.png

emil.y, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

cat!

sarahell, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

no clearly visible "hen fap" no credibility

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ZRu2cFj.png

rob, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rTXaNa8.png

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

oh god

emil.y, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

lol

peace, man, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

So good

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 August 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link

lol we need that as the new site thumbnail

sleeve, Thursday, 20 August 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

When used as Poll Text, h-tagged stuff does not seem to be searchable. I don't think that Poll Options were searchable in the first place. I'm not bothered by this - I don't think it would affect the outcomes of too many searches - but just wanted to check it out to see if it would work. The good news is that you can use hidden text as Poll Text or Poll Options if you want!

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=48&threadid=110773#unread

peace, man, Thursday, 20 August 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Board-level bookmarks.

"ILB has new questions" for instance.

Mainly because I keep missing the new 190x polls.

I could change my browser bookmark, i guess.

koogs, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 07:37 (three years ago) link

hotkey (similar to b) to bookmark and go to the next unread bookmark. would save me the terrible burden of having to move my fingers a little on the trackpad to scroll to the top, where the bookmarks are, and go to the next one. but at least for me, when i'm in bookmark mode (which is pretty constant), that's what i'm doing, just going to the next one on the list

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

*presses b*

ohhh!

mise róna (seandalai), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

Welcome to advance zone

*hands you the power glove*

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

KM, just hit the number 1 or 2 or 3 after you press b!

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link

OH MY GOD YES

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

*burn myself alive along with the power glove, acknowledging that i have never truly seen advance zone*

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

but seriously thank you!

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

btw if you hit b-2 fifty times in a row

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYq4OZYqF1E

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link

doctors HATE this dad who discovered this weird trick for Reading Content

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 11 September 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link

and it's all thanks to trump finally ending obama's dangerous regulations!!

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link

dear diary i always dreamed about it and today it finally happened

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link

sorry i'm not a 90s kid -- idgi

sarahell, Sunday, 13 September 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

an html code where every signed-in user reads it as their name. so like, you'd type ^^&&^^ and i'd read "treeship," ulysses "ulysses" etc. lot of potential for chaos with this one

treeship., Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:06 (three years ago) link

we already have that, just type TREESHIP

like this: TREESHIP sure proposed one bad idea for the site!

should be showing up on your end?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link

hmm not sure how to show you how to do it without it displaying

sorry TREESHIP

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:44 (three years ago) link

uh, that seems too fancy for ILX, that would be more of an idea for the larger, more luxurious MDX

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link

i am bankrolling this idea now

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link

i like this idea a lot - get some VC funding for it, figure out how to monetize down the road

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link

maybe one in 4 times you do it, it says AMERICAN EXPRESS instead of TREESHIP?

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link

what i also like is how much time this is going to save me

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link

KARL MALONE you're gonna love the way you look

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

I do love the way I look. thanks, ulysses!

mh, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

thank you, TREESHIP! "you're gonna love the way you look. AMERICAN EXPRESS guarantee it"

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link

It's not working on my end. I typed that text string and it accidentally summoned the souls of the damned, who are currently dragging me down into the pits of dooomommmweti298y4q0hgs

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link

KARL MALONE i wasn't talking to you

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

YE MAD PUFFIN this thing still has some bugs but I'm Lovin' It

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

we're going to be so fucking rich

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

TREESHIP otm, treeship is going to be sorry he walked away from this thread after making the pitch

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link

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Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link

Okay, I'm back with a new idea: all posts should get the Swedish Chef treatment via the EnCheferizer plugin.

Let me do a quick test.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

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velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

bork bork bork

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

YE MAD PUFFIN The team here at Disney appreciates your exuberance but is sending a C/D order as of 2pm; please refrain from continued usage of our copyrighted language as issa beeg no-no.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

TREESHIP otm, treeship is going to be sorry he walked away from this thread after making the pitch

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, September 29, 2020 11:36 AM

don't be sorry, KARL MALONE, you didn't walk away, you fucking dropped the mic and retired on top

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

xp YMP you had a few typos in there (all, via, a couple other short ones)

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

KARL MALONE there are still some bugs that the ilx team of code-monkeys is presumably working on. Ideally we should be able to state a preference for Jar-Jar, Swedish Chef, or Yoda.

Yoda in beta-testing is.

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

of course -- all men -- typical.

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

SARAHELL we got twilight sparkle for the ladies (mostly for the bronies tbh)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link

uh gross!

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link

SARAHELL the system has auto-flagged you for yucking the system’s yums.
Friendship is magic.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link

wtf ulysses i never did that, it was TREESHIP!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link

DOCTOR CASINO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link

I've changed my mind about One Thread.

We need two, one for politics and one for whatever the fuck is left.

ilwtfil

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link

#twothreads

#onecup

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

I would like a "bump all bookmarks" button next to "delete all bookmarks", that retains all my bookmarks but advances them to the latest post. "Mark all as read" in other words.

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

i would pay a dollar

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

I'd pay $50

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

Thats a great idea

stet, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

welcomeBack()

@sic_bot (✔️) (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

honestly if bookmarks had been organized/the delete option had been available / this "bump all bookmarks" option had been available, i would never have changed my username

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

Or maybe just a little bump button next to each bookmark?

DJI, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link

If a bookmarked thread is at the top of my screen for a long time and I keep putting off getting caught up, I take that as a sign to remove bookmark.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link

i like to think of it more as a placeholder, almost like a "save point" for reading, where you can resume where you left off

@sic_bot (✔️) (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link

ohhhhh I had thought at first that this idea would mean you would automatically post "bump" on all yr bookmarked threads.

sarahell, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

well if we did that it should post "Did we ever get this sorted?", of course.

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

It could be cool as a preference option in Zing to have bookmarks auto-update to the latest post, so you don’t have to tap to reset when you’ve caught up (like slack)

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link

Short url support for youtubes would be a gamechanger*

* small but welcome improvement

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link

Would it be possible to add a step to posting whenever youtube.com or youtu.be is detected in the post? "You appear to be posting a video -- link or embed?"

scampo-phenique (WmC), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

that would be awesome.
embed for vimeo would also be welcome.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

Short url support for youtubes would be a gamechanger*

no, it's still good to have a very quick option for linking without embedding

@nightKarlMalone (✔️) (sic), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

Why is link-vs-embed better as a choice the poster makes for everyone vs a reader option?

stet, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

ah, um, well you see, it's because I totally didn't think my way around that particular corner

scampo-phenique (WmC), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link

I just want to be able to paste whatever stupid YouTube format and get an embed.

DJI, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link

in some ways, i think we all want that

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

embed should be a reward you get for being able to think for 2.3 seconds about what you post, not a default

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link

also auto-embeds really shit up poll discussion threads, which I acknowledge many posters would see as a positive feature

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link

But again you can turn them off if you don’t want to see them, or am I missing something? Genuine q - like, do you think that other people seeing things embedded you don’t want them to is changing the nature of answers or something?

stet, Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link

I think we should make joe biden a mod

treeship., Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link

Would certainly help cut down on the malarkey

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link

ILX System should be deployed to count votes in Pennsylvania

sarahell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:05 (three years ago) link

But again you can turn them off if you don’t want to see them, or am I missing something? Genuine q - like, do you think that other people seeing things embedded you don’t want them to is changing the nature of answers or something?

I can see people wanting images embedded , but not videos. Links to videos are also useful bcz you can open the video in another window and half-watch while continuing to read the thread.

Right now I think it's super-useful for the poster to be able to embed if they mean to, or link via Belgium if they mean to do that - it seems to me to be removing functionality to embed Belgian tubes.

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link

Also switching to all-embed is coddling ppl who refuse to read their own posts before clicking "submit," and I'm in favour of gulags for people who don't encouraging people to consider what they C&P.

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

please don't distract stet from my much more important idea with this youtube business

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link

my bookmarks, they're dying

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link

bump

sarahell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

If I wish to post a youtube video just for a cheap referential joke, embedding is better than the link, because someone can look at the embed and be amused by the reference without having to click and go listen to find out what has been linked.

Alternatively, that person can be like, "oh yeah I had forgotten how awesome that song is" and go to it.

However, as it stands now, if you mess up the syntaxes or just paste a mobile link, then no one knows what referential jest is being made unless they follow the link, which is sometimes just too much trouble.

Accordingly I humbly ask that the code accommodate multiple modes of pasting a YT link, because it's tough to remember whether it's watch question mark vee equals or equals vee watch question mark and hand-code appropriately.

That's my case and I am sticking to it.

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link

Ye might be Mad, Puffin, but ye are also otm

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link

people trying to make referential jokes should simply take screenshots of the youtube video and embed those

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link

otm

https://i.imgur.com/gX1CiK6.jpg

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:40 (three years ago) link

Silby, that's like five more steps. Are you suggesting I take a screenshot, download it locally, upload it to a site like imgur (or whatever), copy the url, then put it in my ilx post as an img tag?

By that point the conversation has moved on and it isn't funny or topical anymore.

In contrast, everything on YouTube is already online and can be linked to directly.

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:40 (three years ago) link

You could write a command line tool that does all those steps for you

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link

also you were pwned by an xpost

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link

but the also mooted-by-stet inbuilt image hosting would streamline this

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link

Fuck all y'all

https://bi.im-g.pl/im/4/8762/z8762534Q,Rick-Astley.jpg

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:44 (three years ago) link

And I say that with all the love in the world

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:48 (three years ago) link

I just clicked the play button on that still
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2d3038f6270517912a838b6ea2516b77/tenor.gif

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:49 (three years ago) link

Just popping in to say any of the above that will spare me the humiliation of 11, 12 13 consective feailed embed-attempts

I never used to have this problem! Did YT re-jig something in recent years?

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:12 (three years ago) link

You could write a command line tool that does all those steps for you

― all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, November 4, 2020 7:42 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

YMP otmfm.

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link

I never used to have this problem! Did YT re-jig something in recent years?

"Yeah they seem to sprinkle the "feature=YouTu.be" string in all over the URL depending on how you share it."

you could just delete this tbf

― MOAR PETE (sic), Thursday, February 6, 2020 1:44 PM (eight months ago)

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 03:14 (three years ago) link

Haha I was like "is Karl Malone turning into sic or something with this shit?" and then realized it was you. :)

DJI, Thursday, 5 November 2020 04:18 (three years ago) link

#oneposter

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 04:33 (three years ago) link

#oneworldthread

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 05:05 (three years ago) link

> it's tough to remember whether it's watch question mark vee equals or equals vee watch question mark and hand-code appropriately.

This could be eased by adding an example to the 'formatting help' text.

koogs, Thursday, 5 November 2020 06:10 (three years ago) link

idea: ilx clippy, a helper on every single screen who pops up and lets you now how they can help

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 06:48 (three years ago) link

Add a post!

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 06:49 (three years ago) link

it looks like you're trying to post a truncated youtube link, is that correct?

Clay, Thursday, 5 November 2020 07:19 (three years ago) link

It looks like you're trying to flag this post. Confirm?

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Thursday, 5 November 2020 12:52 (three years ago) link

Youtube used to helpfully have an option to get the long link from the share button which was compatible with the ilx embed code. Now it doesn't.
Lots of us use mobile devices now, some of us exclusively, so it's hard to get long links.
Pissing around with 'watch question mark vee equals' etc results in threads full of unplayable black boxes.

It would make sense for the site to now support the shorter links for embeds (and for users/sic to be able to disable them).

Also add autoplay...

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Thursday, 5 November 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

Or just add the correct syntax instructions to the "Show formatting help" text.

Currently all it says is:

For Tweets, or YouTube/Vimeo videos: Paste in the URL of the tweet or the page containing the video you wish to embed

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link

Those instructions from a youtube app rather than a desktop browser would still be 5 steps to inevitable black boxes

Copy the link from the share button on the app, change youtu.be to youtube.com, we can't remember if this bit needs www or not, oh wait we forgot to remove the s from the http bit lol that's a pain in the arse to click your cursor into with a wee phone screen, right, now delete everything after the dot com and type watch ? = then the character string you just deleted and it's case sensitive now just cover your eyes and hit submit oh shit you forgot the forward slash or is it a backslash hang on

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Thursday, 5 November 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

Also add autoplay...

this sounds like a GREAT move for threads with 120 embedded videos, stet you should definitely get distracted from silby's bookmarks idea

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link

we used to have autoplay tho -- there was one thread that was whiney-adjacent that used it to hilarious result

sarahell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

the only good use of autoplay (possibly on the entire internet!) is uppers.gif

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

oh yeahhhhhh at one point it would autoplay on the admin log. that made me happy.

sarahell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link

I may not have been entirely serious...

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Thursday, 5 November 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link

:)

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link

silby i've done the bump-all-bookmarks thing, there's a new link at the top of the bookmarks page.

(well, it will be there after the next server restart — i'm not doing it right now because it's a ten-minute outage and what if they call this fucking thing)

stet, Friday, 6 November 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

Causing the call to happen by restarting would totally be worth it.

scampo-phenique (WmC), Friday, 6 November 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

Is there even a They to call it?

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Friday, 6 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

I've heard there's nothing expected before 7p ET so I'll do it now

stet, Friday, 6 November 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link

nice

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 7 November 2020 07:06 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

it looks like either twitter's coding, or ILX's embed coding, has changed such that deleted tweets no longer get preserved when embedded :(

huge rant (sic), Thursday, 10 December 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link

Still seems to be working like before, can you link a broken post?

stet, Friday, 11 December 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link

cursed images: let's get together and pin down the aesthetic!

and

END TO END BERNERS: The Official Bernie Sanders 2020 Crew thread

both have similar trackery code thingies on the end, but the tweet urls don't load with those stripped either

huge rant (sic), Friday, 11 December 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

Ah - I think what might have happened there is the tweet was posted after it had been deleted. If it’s posted before deletion we get a copy of the text and store it in our DB. After deletion we can only store the link. We only have the link in both those cases.

Strange that two have happened like that, though.

stet, Friday, 11 December 2020 13:22 (three years ago) link

Yeah, it was seeing them both happen an hour apart that made it look like a pattern. Cheers!

huge rant (sic), Friday, 11 December 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

after my billionth fail: some "did-you-mean" warning at use of the very most common html-tags? <i>fail</i> <b>fail</b>

very low priority, but sure nice to have

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 19 December 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

Preview post option would be nice to have.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 19 December 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Not sure if someone already asked this, but the ability to cross-post threads across boards would be cool. For example, this one:

What are your kids listening to in 2021?

would be good on ILM and IL People-Making.

DJI, Saturday, 2 January 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link

anyone with even slight edgelord tendencies who has any sort of public profile should really set their tweets to auto delete how many examples must be made

― lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 03:20 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

This but for here pls, also make it retroactive pls

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:22 (three years ago) link

Parker embeds

koogs, Saturday, 9 January 2021 05:39 (three years ago) link

Parler embeds.

koogs, Saturday, 9 January 2021 05:40 (three years ago) link

(And post editing for when autocorrect fucks up your jokes)

koogs, Saturday, 9 January 2021 05:41 (three years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/2713l1q3f4921.jpg

peace, man, Saturday, 9 January 2021 13:21 (three years ago) link

ban any thread titles including the words "Joe Biden" as for some reason they always turn into furious FPfests

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 January 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link

Maybe automatically remove the fbclid from embeds since posters can't seem to do it themselves.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 16 January 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link

re: new "Q" thread, maybe we have reached critical mass for ever-elusive ILP board?

I think it's evident that we all have different thresholds for politics threads and need the occasional break...the option to section them off for that purpose alone would be super helpful

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:40 (three years ago) link

in the event this ever does happen I would like to suggest "IHP"—nobody in their right mind *loves* politics

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

I mean I’d take a “hide thread” function on zing either

scampish inquisition (gyac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

Q will outlive joe biden, even though he is Q, imo

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

no doubt

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

*nods*

mmmmmmmhmmm!

I Love Politics board redux - this time with feeling!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link

Where is the I Love Big Butts board that Esteban Buttez requested years ago

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link

I Can't Help Engaging With Politics (aka I CHEW P)

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link

gesundheit

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Maybe change the link in this poll message to go to SNA instead of the borad list?

"You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again.

Return to Front Page"

syac

The Man DeLorean (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link

I respect any regular who chooses not to use SNA.

shivers me timber (sic), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link

If not sna then current borad new answers or back to the thread. Board list seems the least useful option.

The Man DeLorean (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:41 (three years ago) link

that's what you deserve for trying to vote twice in an ilx poll!!!!

actually, i don't care really ...

sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 01:10 (three years ago) link

Sometimes you forget you already picked a bread.

Ideal for ilx: if I've already voted show me my vote on screen and maybe allow me to change my mind

(I realise I'm probably attempting to ruin the board with pointless improvements now, like how Spotify can never stick with something useful)

The Man DeLorean (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:15 (three years ago) link

it should just show which bread you picked. Only the bread.

sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 01:19 (three years ago) link

Poll options should, post result, retain their original order in a bracket or s'thing because doofuses like trís will persist in referring to them throughout the thread as "the first option" or etc and it makes a balls of it once they reorder

cpt otm (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:23 (three years ago) link

the FP thread had a lot of this problem as well, and it wasn't treeshie's fault.

sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

Im entering an irrational anger item itt right away that you have given trís a nickname as long as his name

cpt otm (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2021 01:52 (three years ago) link

Ok here’s one: I would love to be able to post-date a post to go up at a later time/date. Reason: many times I see a bookmark refreshed and it reminds me to post something about the topic. However, that seems kind of rude to the first refresher. It would be nice to be able to write my post but give the first refresher at least a few hours before stomping on their post.

DJI, Saturday, 6 February 2021 17:20 (three years ago) link

SNA is like 77 in that I just completely forgot it was there.

nashwan, Saturday, 6 February 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link

xp - it would also be really useful to people running polls so that they could schedule results rollouts ...

sarahell, Saturday, 6 February 2021 18:18 (three years ago) link

man would it ever.
but i understand if that pony isn't an easy one to saddle.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 February 2021 22:24 (three years ago) link

Poll options should, post result, retain their original order in a bracket or s'thing because doofuses like trís will persist in referring to them throughout the thread as "the first option" or etc and it makes a balls of it once they reorder

― cpt otm (darraghmac), Thursday, February 4, 2021 7:23 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^^^

budo jeru, Sunday, 7 February 2021 22:28 (three years ago) link

Is it possible to return search results either sorted by "last updated" date or have that info included with the post's "started on" date? Would help in using the "proper" thread, where the title isn't enough.

― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, February 8, 2021 12:56 PM (three minutes ago)

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Monday, 8 February 2021 19:00 (three years ago) link

do spaces or carriage returns, or both, break "hidden text" tags?

Underworld - Classic or Dud?

(if it's possible to have returns, and a mod feels like fixing that, please do)

stilt in the wings (sic), Monday, 22 February 2021 04:01 (three years ago) link

ah, I see the problem - will fix. (The search thing is more difficult)

stet, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 11:09 (three years ago) link

this from KM looks like another carriage return / hidden tag problem, if it's helpful to have another example: “It’s a little too quiet” - US Politics February 2021

stilt in the wings (sic), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link

I had an idea, don't know if its been floated before.

But I have noticed that there is some interest and talk in perhaps getting new users to ILX, even reaching out to younger potential users and friends who might be interested, etc.

I think that one thing that might be helpful would be some sort of permanent, dedicated link to an "Introduce Yourself" thread or page. I've shared the site with some friends who seem like they would be into ILX, and at least two of them have wondered 'where to start.'

Feel free to shoot me down, but it was just a thought that occurred to me this morning

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:08 (three years ago) link

There's a FAQ but it's not easy to find https://www.ilxor.com/faq.html Looks like it needs a bit of an update.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

I've shared the site with some friends who seem like they would be into ILX, and at least two of them have wondered 'where to start.'

There is no beginning (not sure about there being an end). You don't look for the start when you enter a pub and hear the ongoing conversations around you either. You just join in, or you don't?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link

Some people prefer to lurk a while, but many people like to be seen and welcomed. It reassures them that the natives are friendly.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 19:00 (three years ago) link

LBI OTM

The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 19:13 (three years ago) link

Introduce Yourselves!

(Last updated in 2013.)

pplains, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

(Last updated in 2013.)

Begun: January 29, 2001 (twenty years ago)

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link

"It reassures them that the natives are friendly."

Are they?

DJI, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link

Thanks, Aimless, for understanding the core of what I was getting at.

There is no beginning (not sure about there being an end). You don't look for the start when you enter a pub and hear the ongoing conversations around you either. You just join in, or you don't?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 10:53 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

A frankly dismissive and snotty response. Perhaps you don't care that many potential users turn right around after being confronted with this site that has an outdated FAQ, no path toward understanding what it's about or its history, and a current user base that skews toward people who've been on the site on-and-off for upwards of a decade, but I can imagine it might be a little alienating to potential new ilxors.

I'd like to see the user base expanded, and I don't think your response does much to help with that issue.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:12 (three years ago) link

Snotty, really?! We'll have to agree to disagree. I didn't mean it in a dismissive or unhelpful way. But like every community, ilx has its own codes, ethics, language, history etc. It wouldn't hurt for a newcomer to dip their toes in that themselves instead of showing them "a path forward". We've all been there, we all found our way. I'm not opposed to an updated faq or introduction-thread or whatever, but ilx is ilx, a community is a community. Wouldn't hurt for people to find their own way; it makes for better users imo. But no harm meant.

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:19 (three years ago) link

I tell people I'm pitching ILX to to just lurk SNA and click on interesting threads to start with, but I do think we could use a better intro and FAQ

Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link

Faq #237: what is a sleep viking

#746: what does it mean to be sonned in a beef

#952: WHAT is so not gonna happen

this machine grills fajitas (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

#999: who is this brodie person?

calzino, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

hi my father very root with me what can i do?

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link

Interestingly ilx is already question-based, so one fears that eventually the faq just becomes the site itself

77 of what?

Why is dave matthews band so bad&hated?

how is babby formed

this machine grills fajitas (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:12 (three years ago) link

#562 Why?

A: because she look intersting

Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:05 (three years ago) link

New posters should have to pass an exam

Upon passing they will the stand accused of being an old poster under a new name

How nimbly they manouevre from there decides their fate

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:09 (three years ago) link

apprentice --> journeyman --> master poster

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:21 (three years ago) link

------> ??? mittel european puppetmaster hivemind ???

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:24 (three years ago) link

Like the last line of the end game script when you complete an NES adventure game

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:24 (three years ago) link

As a fairly new poster, I actually found the experience of joining to be pretty chill. I lurked for a little bit, posted some stuff, experienced the high of my very first otm (thanks, James Redd and the Blecchs!) and was hooked.

The trigger for me was having an obsession that I didn't want to bore my friends with.

Lily Dale, Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:48 (three years ago) link

Who were u before tho

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:54 (three years ago) link

Who were any of us before ilx?

Lily Dale, Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:56 (three years ago) link

belle

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:57 (three years ago) link

Lily Dale is purely on the up and up as ye well know

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, 25 February 2021 03:00 (three years ago) link

Thanks for being a character witness, Aimless, I appreciate it!

Lily Dale, Thursday, 25 February 2021 03:05 (three years ago) link

*notes: probable aimless sock*

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 03:06 (three years ago) link

Folks it's 10 pm ET time for weekly dn swap

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 February 2021 03:09 (three years ago) link

Done

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 03:10 (three years ago) link

Who am I now, I’ll never tell!

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 25 February 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link

Im gonna try keep posting in deems style and see how well i do

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 03:20 (three years ago) link

Guld nögle lukker alle Döre op uden Himlens.

Nu komt de aap uit de mouw

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 February 2021 03:35 (three years ago) link

would things be different if the permanent username was first and the temporary dn was in parentheses?

Karl Malone (Zach_TBD)

just throwing out there. it might have changed things if it started out that way, butterfly effect style

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 February 2021 03:35 (three years ago) link

yes imo

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 25 February 2021 04:09 (three years ago) link

under the alternate system, i'd always think "sick, what sic's display name is". but right now, i think "whatever sic's display name is, sick."

i don't know if it's better or worse, but it's different

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 February 2021 04:23 (three years ago) link

jol out

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 04:25 (three years ago) link

deems can I have my account back now?

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 04:27 (three years ago) link

sincerely though -- I think that so many of the existing "introduce yrself" threads are full of in jokes and trolling that if we were to have a sincere "welcome new users" thread, it would have to be new. I agree with table that having new users would be good, esp. friends of his.

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 04:30 (three years ago) link

Otm

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 February 2021 04:42 (three years ago) link

"welcome new users thread - definitely not a prank this time"

but one question before you post: what do you think of "throw momma off the train"

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 February 2021 05:06 (three years ago) link

I agree with table that having new users would be good, esp. friends of his.

cosign

Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Thursday, 25 February 2021 05:25 (three years ago) link

we could actually have fun and nerdy discussions on the anarchism and activism threads ...

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 08:10 (three years ago) link

display names are for n00bs.

pplains, Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:14 (three years ago) link

I agree with table that having new users would be good, esp. friends of his.

Oh, yeah, if there's one thing ILX definitely needs it's a flood of hair-trigger leftier-than-thou types.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:53 (three years ago) link

When we could just have more pleasant people like you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:57 (three years ago) link

I think the "here it is, figure it out" lol on-boarding process served us OK for a long time because it acted as a decent if exclusionary filter: if you were familiar enough with the forum/lists world of yore to figure the place out you were likely to be able to participate on its own terms and not just moan about avatars not working.

That world is far enough in the past now that it's too high a bar for a lot of potential posters, especially 20-somethings, to cross. Worse still if you're on mobile. We got an entertaining reason-for-registering from a new poster recently, which was "i like signing up to dead sites". And you can see how they get that impression, since the landing page is the Board list rather than SNA, and the aesthetic is hella win 3.1. The people most likely to be familiar enough to cross the bar now are redditors, and they already have reddit. Or, christ, channers.

I've been meaning to do something of a first-time-user tour/page/help thing for a while; I'll bump that up the list. Pinning threads is also on the list, and that would allow us to pin welcome-type threads for boards too.

stet, Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:10 (three years ago) link

"i like signing up to dead sites"

https://i.imgur.com/SFQtyFg.gif

pplains, Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:16 (three years ago) link

the landing page is the Board list rather than SNA

I know some regular users don't like Site New Answers, but I'd suggest making that the landing page instead of the boards page. SNA shows what's going on here at any given moment, while most of the links on the boards page are cryptic and inactive.

Brad C., Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:36 (three years ago) link

Yes, I agree

stet, Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:44 (three years ago) link

I agree with table that having new users would be good, esp. friends of his.

Oh, yeah, if there's one thing ILX definitely needs it's a flood of hair-trigger leftier-than-thou types.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, February 25, 2021 5:53 AM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Tbh, most of my friends would probably be more interest in ILM than anything else. I made the stupid decision of posting on ILE many years ago, and have regretted not confining myself to ILM ever since.

Also, is there a reason you seem to single me out in these little tantrums of yours? It's getting a little old, and I thought we were being cordial to each other.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:57 (three years ago) link

i don't consider table 'leftier than thou' either. I know we've had a disagreement or too but I enjoy tabes posts

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:58 (three years ago) link

*tables

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:58 (three years ago) link

people call me tabes, it's cool Neanderthal!!

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link

:)

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:04 (three years ago) link

I thought we were being cordial to each other

Oh, we are. It's just that politically speaking, I file you alongside map, Left, and milo, as folks whose perspective is a) frequently counterproductive and b) way over-represented on ILX already. So, more of that? No thanks. (N.B. I'm not saying we need Republican posters — we absolutely don't. But the assholish infighting of the politics threads is already beyond tiresome.)

Addressing the main question, I don't know what could be done to make ILX friendlier to a new person. Every time I stare at the front page of Reddit I find it completely baffling that anyone could work up the nerve to make their first post. It would be like spitting in the ocean. I imagine to us this place feels like a shelter, while to others it looks like a seamless concrete wall. Perhaps if there was some sort of referral system, where a longtime denizen could say, "Hey, this new person is coming in - I vouch for them based on X, Y and Z." Not that they could be voted in or out, but just so they wouldn't arrive and immediately be accused of being a sock...

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link

i like the SNA-as-landing-page idea. it's small, and something i never think about, but it makes total sense that it might draw in at least a couple people a year, who might otherwise have skimmed across the surface of the Boards page and left.

but if SNA is the front page then there's probably other stuff about that "front-page experience" that sorta hides how the site works and the ways to dig in. like if you're at SNA, do you have any idea that "ILE" and "ILM" mean anything? this might start to get visually messy, but maybe they should be spelled out... and next to those two links, in the same dark blue color, could be non-link text reading Main sub-boards: ? just throwing things out there.

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I guess even a small change like an updated FAQ on the landing page, which could be changed to the SNA page, would be helpful.

Really, my aim is pure here— as frustrated and frustrating as I can sometimes be on here, this place continues to mean a lot to me, and I genuinely like and want the best for a majority of you. Having some younger and perhaps like-minded (at least generally speaking) people would only be a plus, imho.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link

That world is far enough in the past now that it's too high a bar for a lot of potential posters, especially 20-somethings, to cross.

Yeah, I think this is it. It's like saying "oh, just join in, it's obvious" about a MUD or something. I do think ilx is pretty user-friendly and simple, but it's big and imposing to start with.

It's good to hear actual accounts of people who have dabbled in ilx and given up, because we could guess all day at what makes people stay or leave and not ever really know if we were being accurate.

Starting at SNA rather than Boards would still be imposing, but I think it would be more likely to encourage participation, as it shows the life and variety of what we're chatting about (unless we have a day like "every Daft Punk thread is bumped", and then people will just think we're a Daft Punk fanboard, ha).

emil.y, Thursday, 25 February 2021 16:54 (three years ago) link

I think when I first found my way to ILX, it was SNA that I found, rather than the boards page. It actually took me a while to work out that there were other boards besides ILX and ILM. That may have something to do with why I found this place pretty accessible.

Lily Dale, Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:00 (three years ago) link

essential info for newcomers, imo:

- there are about 100 of us now (??), there used to be more, ilx came from B&S, then lester bangs posted here for a while in the early 2000s, now we are a bunch of people who have heard of lester bangs, we are posters here, welcome, we like to post

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link

another idea is we could start trading cryptocurrencies on here

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:21 (three years ago) link

Stock tips or gtfo

(and thanks, plains, for the new dn)

display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:24 (three years ago) link

same to stet, h/t

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:33 (three years ago) link

Waiting for Ned or Andrew to show up here, announcing usernames are for n00bs.

pplains, Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

fwiw, i eventually mention ILX to all my friends and send them a link to check it out. I don't think anyone has ever joined.
Friends, if you're lurking, speak up!

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 February 2021 18:09 (three years ago) link

offer signing bonuses: one FP removed for every good poster you refer

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Thursday, 25 February 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link

I don't want to mention ilx to my friends because this is where I complain about them.

Lily Dale, Thursday, 25 February 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link

^^

pplains, Thursday, 25 February 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link

I'm on another messageboard where no one knows me IRL, even in the IRL way sic or gr8080 "knows" me.

I dig the anonymity of it, but it's as fun as it is over here.

pplains, Thursday, 25 February 2021 18:19 (three years ago) link

it's NOT as fun.

pplains, Thursday, 25 February 2021 18:19 (three years ago) link

That world is far enough in the past now that it's too high a bar for a lot of potential posters, especially 20-somethings, to cross. Worse still if you're on mobile.

I don't have an iOS device, does Zing let you sign up for the site? If so I could add that to Flagging.

lukas, Thursday, 25 February 2021 18:24 (three years ago) link

It doesn’t, I have long meant to though

stet, Thursday, 25 February 2021 18:38 (three years ago) link

now we are a bunch of people who have heard of lester bangs, we are posters here, welcome, we like to post

― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, February 25, 2021 9:19 AM (one hour ago)

tbh I don't know if I've heard of lester bangs but I definitely like to post

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 25 February 2021 19:15 (three years ago) link

hell yeah you're a poster, this has never been in doubt

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 February 2021 19:17 (three years ago) link

Oh, we are. It's just that politically speaking, I file you alongside map, Left, and milo, as folks whose perspective is a) frequently counterproductive and b) way over-represented on ILX already.

wait what??? over-represented? ... This is seriously wtf.

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 20:37 (three years ago) link

this is like arguing the Democratic Party is full of socialists ...

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link

US ilx is very liberal, the left-wing posters are a minority. they just stand out more because people keep arguing with them about the same old shit

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 25 February 2021 20:42 (three years ago) link

#onethread

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 25 February 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

the left-wing posters that make the effort to participate in the arguments are a minority, and don't constitute all ilxors who share those beliefs -- for me, personally, there are arguments I will engage in on subjects where I feel like my positions would actually be listened to or the argument would be productive. Honestly, the things I will argue about politically are topics where I have more technical knowledge and nerdy info and it's more about pragmatics of policy. ... Everything else though -- it's like, why bother?

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link

I just think if your problem is that ilx is too left wing (wtf), then you can go literally everywhere else on the internet.

scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

gyac otm

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 20:51 (three years ago) link

the super left-wing posters (which tbh aren't that much further left than me, but do way more in terms of activism) aren't all over ILX, they just happen to post in the politics thread because huh, weird, they're into politics for some reason.

not like we see our average Shitting on the Beatles thread morphing into discussion about Zapatista uprising

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 February 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link

^the kind of anti-zapatista psychedelic music revolution talk that has led the movement to the impasse we're in today

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 February 2021 21:12 (three years ago) link

the super left-wing posters (which tbh aren't that much further left than me, but do way more in terms of activism) aren't all over ILX, they just happen to post in the politics thread because huh, weird, they're into politics for some reason.

what exactly are you saying here? ... I can read this a variety of ways, and I don't want to make assumptions that piss me off.

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

I read it as saying that obviously people who are engaged with politics will be vocal on politics threads. And that those conversations/arguments don't tend to spill over into other threads, so what's the big deal?

emil.y, Thursday, 25 February 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link

i'm just saying Phil notices the "far left-wing posters" he dislikes more because he's in the politics thread, where of course they'd all be gathered, so he could easily avoid that and other similar threads if it bothers him so much.

xpost lol emil.y yeah that's what i meant, but you said it more eloquently

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 February 2021 21:30 (three years ago) link

I definitely don't see ILX as super left-wing either. It is liberal and leftish. I'd love to see more people who are actually involved in activism here, at least partly because I've withdrawn so much from trying these days, I just cry and complain, and I'd love to be able to talk to people who have ideas about paths forward rather than despair.

emil.y, Thursday, 25 February 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

honestly that's what i like about those threads, because at least when I was holed up in the house, many gave me great suggestions for organizations to focus my donations on, ones they could vouch for from experience

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 February 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link

okay -- that's kinda what I was hoping you meant. For me, I am engaged with politics, but mostly at a local level and about specific things, such that it would be like arguing about the merits of esoteric art-punk bands that only one or two people have even heard of, let alone listen to. ... I have opinions about national and international politics, some of which I feel like discussing on ilx are worthwhile, and others it's like, not worth engaging because of the dominant type of discussion and opinions. ... It's like voting for songs you know will never place in the poll results.

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

except the dismissiveness or lack of interest isn't aesthetic, it's about ethics and policies that affect real people and cause or alleviate actual suffering.

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:06 (three years ago) link

honestly the biggest barrier when joining this place was the lack of a glossary, what is all this xp, fp, c/d, s&d, poo, pox, challops, otm stuff?

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link

Basically, I appreciate table, sleeve, silby, and gyac (among others) for being outspoken and arguing "on behalf" of the beliefs of posters like me.

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:20 (three years ago) link

xp A lot of those terms are explained in the FAQ, which is in the process of being updated, and which I think/hope is going to be easier to find when the updates are complete. Thanks for mentioning challops and OTM, which I think should go in the explainer as well.

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:23 (three years ago) link

lol i had no idea that otm was an ilx thing until recently, im p sure i have replied to messages with it

plax (ico), Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:24 (three years ago) link

on the money is common enough, but the abbrev "otm" is something I've only seen on ilx and among ilxors

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:40 (three years ago) link

otm

k3vin k., Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:43 (three years ago) link

I use “otm” off of ilx with some regularity, not sure I’ve ever been asked what I mean, I guess people don’t want to seem uncool

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link

otm

sarahell, Thursday, 25 February 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link

I was under the impression that the general consensus was “on the mark” as opposed to “on the money” (although I myself prefer the latter).

Is tbrr an ilx thing?

epistantophus, Thursday, 25 February 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link

tmoney tmachine tgo tbrr

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 February 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link

also please tell me it means “to be really real” otherwise I need to be recalibrated

epistantophus, Thursday, 25 February 2021 23:50 (three years ago) link

tbrrwu it is an ilx thing

stilt in the wings (sic), Friday, 26 February 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link

i've never actually known what tbrr means

otm is such a great shorthand that it pains me to not be able to use it in texts and other random correspondence

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Friday, 26 February 2021 00:20 (three years ago) link

We decided it was money iirc

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link

there was a thread

OTM

that poll was totally wrong though

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 February 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link

otm is such a great shorthand that it pains me to not be able to use it in texts and other random correspondence

if you don't do it, how do you expect other ppl to pick it up

stilt in the wings (sic), Friday, 26 February 2021 01:42 (three years ago) link

I use it everywhere. Even church.

Jesus otm

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 02:12 (three years ago) link

I...use OTM all the time. And also say 'challops.'

Oh well, everyone thinks I'm crazy anyway

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 26 February 2021 02:17 (three years ago) link

Has anybody mentioned grocery groin in public

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/outofthemoney.asp

"Out of the money" (OTM) is an expression used to describe an option contract that only contains extrinsic value. These options will have a delta of less than 50.0.

so sez google

my shear modulus is weakening (Matt #2), Friday, 26 February 2021 02:23 (three years ago) link

just make ABBREVS the landing page, n00bs will learn everything they need to know there

stilt in the wings (sic), Friday, 26 February 2021 02:26 (three years ago) link

Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens) wrote this on thread POPE TO RESIGN WTF? on board I Love Everything on Feb 11, 2013

"Pope otm." is the single greatest sentence ever written on ILX.

visiting, Friday, 26 February 2021 02:45 (three years ago) link

in my mind, it's always "on the mark" and not "on the money"

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 February 2021 02:49 (three years ago) link

the people have spoken, this is a thought crime

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 26 February 2021 02:50 (three years ago) link

Clearly it means 'on the mend', as in 'your posts sucked so far but they're getting better'.

pomenitul, Friday, 26 February 2021 02:51 (three years ago) link

Anyway, I've tried to get like-minded irl friends (all of whom are heavily left-leaning – sorry, unperson) to check out ILX but they're just not into online discussions with perfect strangers, nor are they criminally addicted music obsessives, so 🤷.

pomenitul, Friday, 26 February 2021 02:57 (three years ago) link

77 OTM

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 26 February 2021 02:58 (three years ago) link

xp It may take them a little while. I think my brother told me about ILX about a decade before I actually joined.

Lily Dale, Friday, 26 February 2021 03:01 (three years ago) link

Otm means "on the look"

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 03:41 (three years ago) link

Ahem try #2

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 03:41 (three years ago) link

Otm means "on the mook"

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 03:41 (three years ago) link

I have always been slightly sad that "off the money" is abbreviated the same.

Also, "rodents of usual size" would also be abbreviated R.O.U.S.

display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 26 February 2021 03:59 (three years ago) link

That’s why we say “notm”

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 26 February 2021 04:01 (three years ago) link

OTM is "on the monkey", it's obscure drug slang known only to people now in their forties.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 26 February 2021 04:15 (three years ago) link

Peter Gabriel - STM

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 05:15 (three years ago) link

Other online haunts fail to grasp the concept of 'otm' because none of them ever had a nabisco

Chokeslamming A Memory (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 February 2021 05:41 (three years ago) link

Lily dale nu phone who ur brother

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2021 10:12 (three years ago) link

y because he look intresting

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 February 2021 13:00 (three years ago) link

He posts here sometimes as JoeStork.

Lily Dale, Friday, 26 February 2021 15:31 (three years ago) link

Ohhh! That's cool.

Do we have any/many other non-couple family members posting? Skott's bro used to post, right?

emil.y, Friday, 26 February 2021 16:02 (three years ago) link

Roxy/nijoli

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link

whoa that's cool Lily I almost met yr brother at a Mekons show! it was very crowded.

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Friday, 26 February 2021 16:21 (three years ago) link

I was there! Great show.

Lily Dale, Friday, 26 February 2021 16:22 (three years ago) link

it really was

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Friday, 26 February 2021 16:29 (three years ago) link

Garu and Warren G

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 26 February 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link

has a family member ever lobbied to get their other family member FPed?

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 18:03 (three years ago) link

can we have bbcode to increase font size? maybe this will help the recurring problem of ilxors starting/continuing beef by not fully reading others' posts?

sarahell, Friday, 26 February 2021 18:42 (three years ago) link

too big, didn't read

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 February 2021 19:24 (three years ago) link

the hide tags work great but could we possibly do TIMED hide tags that disappear after a certain amount of time? Like a week? Is that too much of a pony?

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

but i'm finally about to watch the 6th sense and I don't want that ending spoiled for me!!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

Personal "pin bookmarked thread" option. Sometimes I want to keep a thread easily accessible even without new posts, and find myself bookmarking the second-to-last post in a thread to keep it in view -- in which case it clutters up the regular updated-bookmarks list and doesn't show whether there are actual new posts. My pinned threads could be e.g. in a separate list above the regular updated-bookmarks list, and ideally also have a marker for whether it has new posts.

anatol_merklich, Monday, 1 March 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

but i'm finally about to watch the 6th sense and I don't want that ending spoiled for me!!

― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, March 1, 2021 3:18 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

it turns out at the end you find out that this movie sucks

class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 00:25 (three years ago) link

Bruce Willis gave Dan Aykroyd the blowjob all along

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 00:29 (three years ago) link

#onethread

grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 00:31 (three years ago) link

Rosebud was Luke's father

chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 01:45 (three years ago) link

this joke isn't funny anymore

sarahell, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 02:12 (three years ago) link

you'll find out that it was Bruce Willis all along

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 02:15 (three years ago) link

oh shit did i fuck that up?

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 02:15 (three years ago) link

miso horny

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 02:16 (three years ago) link

Put "Remove Bookmark From This Thread" at the top of the page so I don't need to load the whole monthly politics page.

wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 06:19 (three years ago) link

idea 4 u: never bookmark a politics thread

class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 12:20 (three years ago) link

Mods, help me stop punching myself in the face

chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 12:59 (three years ago) link

i would like to volunteer to help out with a new FAQ -- I enjoy welcoming newcomers and have a mind for inclusion that i would be happy to apply to the ilx concept. i also have a lot of time on my hands at the moment and would like some practice writing FAQs, which i believe there should be more of in the world.

webmail works but lots of you know how to reach me. m bison otm about never bookmarking politics thread!!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

I would like to have the ability to 'follow' certain posters whose posts I especially enjoy so that I do not miss out when they post to theads I am otherwise disinclined to read.

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

Nothing that makes ilx more like social media, please.

perhaps I myself was the object of my search (PBKR), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link

emoji react buttons plz

class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link

I want a button that takes $5 away from another ILXor. but after you click the button, for a random hour any time during the next week, someone can click the button on you and if you don't hit the "block" button, they get $10 from you.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link

jigglepanda.gif

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

how stet ends up in a lawsuit alleging over $45,000 of owed payments to various ilxors

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link

Deflatormouse, you can search the boards for posts or threads written by a given poster, sorted chronologically, if that helps.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link

Thx

Xpost to pbkr- i had that same thought but i think social media algorithms make you sift through a lot of stuff to find what you're looking for? Or at least they used to, i haven't touched social media in years. I find ilx to be the same way pretty much, so in that sense what i proposed would make it less like social media.

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link

Sorry, no likes, no follows, only otms.

perhaps I myself was the object of my search (PBKR), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 02:14 (three years ago) link

PBKR otm

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:55 (three years ago) link

That should be the ILX slogan.

peace, man, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 11:28 (three years ago) link

Learn it. Know it. Live it.

The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 12:23 (three years ago) link

hey i got a message from stet about helping to edit the FAQ but i have a couple of questions -- so i will ask them here
* can i make comments on the doc?
* if not, how should i collect my comments?

sorry i don't know who to email specifically about this so i am putting it here.

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link

(i think it's really cool you're offering to help withe the FAQ, LL! I am a mess right now but it makes me feel good that it's in good hands :))

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

Sorry LL, I was meant to deal with this but I had loads of energy for it at first and then completely tapered off and now I can't even think about it for any longer than a second at a time. But while I was reworking it I just made comments as I went in brackets/italics, so feel free to do similar yourself on the doc.

emil.y, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link

Hey LL - yes that doc is purely a working doc so fire in as you like, or use the gdocs comment feature if you prefer

stet, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:56 (three years ago) link

ok cool thanks! i will probably get to it sometime tomorrow. my two tasks for tomorrow are this and writing my first essay for public eyes in ages and i am excited about both. Feeling laid off and fired up lol

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:05 (three years ago) link

hey stet fyi that dollar signs appear to break url tags: Spotify - anyone heard of it?

(if a mod happens to see this and want to tidy that link and delete my followup, please do - I really didn't want to embed that guy)

armoured van, Holden (sic), Saturday, 20 March 2021 10:11 (three years ago) link

got it, ta!

stet, Saturday, 20 March 2021 14:05 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

autoreplace script that turns all of xzanfar's posts into links that include the video title

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 30 April 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link

let me amend that: for all video links on ILM except xzanfar’s
I like the idea of having a poster whose legacy will consist of one big gaping black hole

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 30 April 2021 21:02 (two years ago) link

we got a few of those already hey-yo

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 May 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link

fixing "View Previous Page" would be good but I think it's been broken for years so maybe not gonna happen

CP Radio Gorgeous (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 6 May 2021 12:59 (two years ago) link

what bit is broken? I know there's a case where it doesn't work, but can't remember what it is — if I click the one here it works OK

stet, Friday, 7 May 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link

has been working for me. used it yesterday.

sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Friday, 7 May 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

I usually use it on really long threads, where I want to read the messages immediately preceding the Show 1000000 messages, and you click the permalink link on the first message after Show X messages, then click View Previous Page, and it shows the previous messages.

This often doesn't work - the thread I was trying to do this on yesterday was the covid thread: Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020

just tried it now and it's still not working - you just get the same messages as if you opened the thread from SNA

it does work on this thread though

CP Radio Gorgeous (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 May 2021 21:43 (two years ago) link

If it helps for debugging/diagnostics, on that covid thread as of now, the message immediately after the "Click here to load all messages" has this url on the "link" link:

Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020

if I click that link, the View Previous Page URL is:

Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020

clicking that just takes me to the thread as if I'd just opened it from ILE/SNA. Shows the first 50/last 50 message (or whatever the number is) with Click Here to load all messages in the middle

If I do the same thing on this thread, which works, the View Previous Page URL is:

Ideas for ILX

So it looks like your bug is the missing bookmarkedmessageid URL parameter.

CP Radio Gorgeous (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 8 May 2021 01:58 (two years ago) link

Thanks CP - I think that is now fixed — you should be able to View Previous Page continuously right the way back to the first post in a thread.

There's a chance that means on poll threads you'll get back to the start and still won't see the poll options, i'll need to confirm that but it seems like an edge case right now.

stet, Tuesday, 11 May 2021 21:39 (two years ago) link

Idea for ILX: In search results, show the number of posts in a thread and when it was last posted to. Would make it easier to revive the most active thread for people or topics with many threads.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 05:30 (two years ago) link

^^

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 06:45 (two years ago) link

number of posts, especially

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 06:45 (two years ago) link

Good idea, also "sort by recently posted to" isn't the same as "sort by most recently created" so would be good to have those as two different options.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:03 (two years ago) link

Yes!

DJI, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link

stet, thanks for the work on Previous Page!

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

thanks to Colonel Poo for figuring it out! I've stumbled over it myself in the past and always failed to later figure out what caused it so it could be fixed. Been about for years!

That search thing is a great idea but also pretty hard to do, sorry

stet, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

i think each post should be tokenized and traded with cryptocurrency. we've all been posting without profit for too long, and this would allow us to establish clear provenance for our posts while innovating in the downstream-contract asset transfer sector. for example, a simple metadata layer could guarantee that i get a 10% cut from future sales of this post, no matter how many time this asset is traded.

it's either that or we all get paid $.000000004 per post view. problem with that is that it's not inherently profitable and innovative like crypto-ilx, so we'd have to secure outside funding if we're all going to get paid a living wage for posting (and we SHOULD be paid a living wage for posting). luckily i know these cryptodudes who recently got rich so

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

people like to complain about losing posters, less posting activity, etc, but if we were just paid a living wage i think those trends would immediately reverse

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link

It should be the other way round. No payment for posts. Pay people to read.

cardio free europe (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 18:43 (two years ago) link

no, i want to get paid

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link

paid for posting

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link

i've heard it from more than one person now

more and more people are asking to be paid for posting (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 18:45 (two years ago) link

Crypto-ilx would result in an interesting ethical dilemma wherein ppl want to write long threads about the carbon footprint of ILX posts and debate the ethics of posting under the new system, but the debate itself uses vast amounts of energy.

Lily Dale, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 18:56 (two years ago) link

personally, every single post i make it fraught with ethical tension!

more and more people are asking to be paid for posting (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link

but that's because i have to hustle to get by in this information economy

more and more people are asking to be paid for posting (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link

would it be possible to extend the colors specified on "Customize Site New Answers" to the individual board pages as well?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

I was visiting the thread https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=70606 which is filled with dead links to graphic images on defunct sites or dead pages and wondered if ilx could perform periodic scans for dead links and edit them to replace the link with the words {dead link}. Maybe time the scans to coincide with the down time between when the Aus/NZ crowd goes to bed and the western Europe/UK/Irish Republic crowd is rolling out of bed.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Sunday, 4 July 2021 03:31 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Stet, would it be possible to change the FP system so that any FP lodged by Poster X against Poster Y automatically replaces any previous FP by Poster X against Poster Y? That way old FPs wouldn't have to be cleared out and a correct, current total could always be found. Not sure if that ever got suggested before.

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Monday, 30 August 2021 22:05 (two years ago) link

please please please

sleeve, Monday, 30 August 2021 22:07 (two years ago) link

Damn you guys are out for blood

treeship., Monday, 30 August 2021 22:07 (two years ago) link

Why always picking on Poster Y, Poster X is no saint!

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 30 August 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link

I think it's time we freshened up the ILX house style manual.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Monday, 30 August 2021 22:23 (two years ago) link

Ban everyone. IP bans, hard to get around. Wait for several decades for the land to be repopulated by a new generation.

treeship., Monday, 30 August 2021 22:26 (two years ago) link

ILX will become wehole.tv

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 August 2021 22:57 (two years ago) link

People who use salt of the earth as a compliment never seem to consider what salt does to earth

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, 30 August 2021 23:18 (two years ago) link

makes it slightly more edible

fc_TEFH28mo (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 August 2021 23:19 (two years ago) link

ip bans are insanely not hard to get around

mh, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 00:18 (two years ago) link

Ok supergenius if you say so

treeship., Tuesday, 31 August 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link

and here you always struck me as a guy familiar with coffee shop wifi!

mh, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 01:58 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

It would be neat if after a poll ended there was a little asterisk or something next to the option that you voted for, in case you can't remember.

It would also be neat if you could change your vote before the poll ended - sometimes the conversation changes my mind!

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 17 September 2021 00:28 (two years ago) link

Yes, either that or a big obelisk.

I, the Jukebox Jury (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 17 September 2021 01:00 (two years ago) link

If that doesn't work we could try a medium-sized basilisk.

peace, man, Friday, 17 September 2021 10:57 (two years ago) link

Personally I am partial to Asterix le Gaulois.

Richard Marxist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 September 2021 11:17 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

Surely this has been suggested before, but a button that updates all your bookmarks to the current moment would be so wonderful. I have not really looked at ilx since September, and while I don't want to lose all my bookmarks, clicking through all of them just to scroll down and click bookmark on the last post is a serious chore.

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 19 December 2021 08:15 (two years ago) link

Haha straight after that I had the idea to go look if there WAS such a button already

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 19 December 2021 08:16 (two years ago) link

So thanks for that!!!

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 19 December 2021 08:17 (two years ago) link

Don't tell me it's been there for years...

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 19 December 2021 08:17 (two years ago) link

Holy shit thank you

maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 19 December 2021 13:57 (two years ago) link

it's been there for years.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 December 2021 05:35 (two years ago) link

look here bub

maf you one two (maffew12), Monday, 20 December 2021 16:32 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

it would be neat if the board descriptions that were quotes linked to the posts where the quotes came from

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 03:46 (one year ago) link

be also nice if we could change ILE or ILX's, which are both years old

Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 03:59 (one year ago) link

But they are eternal

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 September 2022 04:17 (one year ago) link

I had never noticed the typo in ILE's before.

peace, man, Tuesday, 6 September 2022 10:49 (one year ago) link

yes, it was supposed to be “ILM”, because who needs all the rest of it really

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 11:09 (one year ago) link

link to quotes? learn lore, noobs

mh, Wednesday, 7 September 2022 04:38 (one year ago) link

Is there a way to search for an exact phrase in ILX search? In Google you can do this by enclosing the search term in double-quotes, unfortunately in ILX search this doesn't work.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link

yes it does

mark s, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:26 (one year ago) link

If I search for posts containing the term “blue monday” (with quotes), and sort by newest first, then why is the first result a post that mentions Monday (the day of the week) and not the word “blue” at all? Also, if I go back and remove the quotes I get the exact same set of results, so the presence of quotes makes no difference.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:46 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/34afHFD.png ?

pplains, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link

^^^

mark s, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:51 (one year ago) link

It works for me too. Huh.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:54 (one year ago) link

Hmmmm. There must be an extra step I’m missing.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:54 (one year ago) link

What I did:

Go to Search page

Under Text Search, terms: "blue monday"

Next line, click radio button for "Posts"

Under "Order Results By," click radio button for "Newest First"

Click "Search" button right under that.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:56 (one year ago) link

You need to pony up for ILX Premium.

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 September 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link

Doctor Casino: yep that’s exactly what I did to a T. Strange. Oh well, guess I’ll just have to deal with it. Thanks for your help anyway!

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 8 September 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link

If I search for posts containing the term “blue monday” (with quotes)

your browser (phone?) is helpfully converting your straight quotes (") to "smart quotes". suspect the search software wants straight ones.

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link

can test by copying this text into the search box rather than typing it yourself:

"blue monday"

on an iphone i think you can force a normal quote mark by holding down the key? these are the wages of ""“aesthetics”""

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:18 (one year ago) link

OMG YOU ARE A GENIIOUS!!!!!!!

Fuck an iPhone and its lameass smart-quotes.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link

This works on zing search fyi

stet, Friday, 9 September 2022 13:36 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

I’d like a new borad called Bad Poll Prison where I can make bad polls without feeling like I’m clogging up a real borad

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 05:30 (one year ago) link

nothing is real, everything is polled

two weeks pass...

xp just choose a moribund sub-board and use it for that purpose --

sarahell, Monday, 12 December 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

"For You"

koogs, Thursday, 26 January 2023 20:02 (one year ago) link

lol

ledge, Thursday, 26 January 2023 21:11 (one year ago) link

isn't that what Blog View is

rob, Thursday, 26 January 2023 21:36 (one year ago) link

Blog View has been borked for years, I'd love to have it back and probably said so upthread.

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Thursday, 26 January 2023 22:16 (one year ago) link

blog view felt like “jacking in” to ilx

not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Thursday, 26 January 2023 22:20 (one year ago) link

ILX marketplace thread? Buy and sell your stuff?

calstars, Friday, 27 January 2023 19:01 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Is there a way to disable the "s" keyboard shortcut that redirects to Site New Answers?

Shartreuse (Leee), Sunday, 19 February 2023 01:44 (one year ago) link

i jut found a way to diable the "" key entirely, not ure if that help

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 February 2023 06:06 (one year ago) link

xp the whaaaaaa?

holy shit I did not know about this one

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Sunday, 19 February 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link

I used to and then forgot until now

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, 19 February 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link

Never knew about it either. It's web only I assume, not the apps.

after the pinefox (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 February 2023 16:32 (one year ago) link

lol forks

after the pinefox (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 February 2023 16:32 (one year ago) link

Is there a keyboard shortcut for 'remove bookmark from this thread'? Actually, is there a place to check all keyboard shortcuts? Is there a keyboard shortcut for 'find all keyboard shortcuts'?

Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Sunday, 19 February 2023 17:34 (one year ago) link

Does anyone have an aspirin?

Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Sunday, 19 February 2023 17:34 (one year ago) link

I had no idea there were shortcuts at all!

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 2 March 2023 17:58 (one year ago) link

i have been using 'b' for a while (to bookmark a thread or update a bookmark to the latest post on a thread), but 's' is new to me! i do think using the two in tandem could lead to subconscious drives to suggest ban people, but sometimes you have to take risks for shortcut conveniences

z_tbd, Thursday, 2 March 2023 18:00 (one year ago) link

s b and numerals are great shortcuts

corrs unplugged, Friday, 3 March 2023 07:07 (one year ago) link

Is there a list anywhere, my mind is totally blown there is also a bookmark one too.

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 3 March 2023 08:29 (one year ago) link

try it. type random letters, see what it does!

koogs, Friday, 3 March 2023 09:04 (one year ago) link

numbers = not sure
b = bookmark
p = add post (moves focus to the text box)
s = site new answers

koogs, Friday, 3 March 2023 09:39 (one year ago) link

numbers = goto bookmark n

koogs, Friday, 3 March 2023 09:40 (one year ago) link

Leviticus = create poll

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 March 2023 14:02 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

non-joking request to ban Twitter / X embeds. just have it be a url

budo jeru, Monday, 31 July 2023 20:41 (eight months ago) link

pretty sure you can shut that off in preferences

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 31 July 2023 20:46 (eight months ago) link

it's all or nothing, that shuts off images as well

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Monday, 31 July 2023 20:47 (eight months ago) link

"Show Images (and other embedded media, like videos and Tweets)"

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Monday, 31 July 2023 20:47 (eight months ago) link

it's the sacrifice you make i guess

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 31 July 2023 20:52 (eight months ago) link

It would be cool if that preference could be separated.

beard papa, Monday, 31 July 2023 21:49 (eight months ago) link

actually you should try it, i made that choice awhile back and now it’s nice, unlike the rest of the internet i get to read a conversation without letting dumb reaction memes drive my understanding of it

the late great, Monday, 31 July 2023 23:38 (eight months ago) link

people post reaction memes here?

budo jeru, Monday, 31 July 2023 23:41 (eight months ago) link

I opted for images, videos & tweets to load as links years ago. I can easily just load the exact item I want to view without constantly loading/reloading a couple dozen images, gifs, etc. that were part of a conversation from days, months or years earlier. Just seems like a cleaner solution overall.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 31 July 2023 23:55 (eight months ago) link

cleanliness while maintaining density of useful info is imo the one virtue this place has in spades that entire
rest of internet really does not (wikipedia may be only real exception that is not some real specific niche thing)

the late great, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 00:39 (eight months ago) link

#onethread

budo jeru, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 01:23 (eight months ago) link

hilarious inside jokes, you forgot to mention

budo jeru, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 01:23 (eight months ago) link

yes much richer and better than any “he’s not wrong you know” (you’re not!)

the late great, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 01:24 (eight months ago) link

sorry everyone but

you might say we excel at it

the late great, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 01:26 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

non-joking request to ban Twitter / X embeds. just have it be a url

― budo jeru, Monday, July 31, 2023 3:41 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

pretty sure you can shut that off in preferences

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, July 31, 2023 3:46 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's all or nothing, that shuts off images as well

― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Monday, July 31, 2023 3:47 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

hi, can we please talk about having a twitter-specific toggle?

budo jeru, Monday, 18 September 2023 15:33 (seven months ago) link

Yeah while you’re at it if zing had the option to hide certain threads that would be great

ydkb (gyac), Monday, 18 September 2023 16:36 (seven months ago) link

xp would be good if people could c&p the text of the tweet if it's worth reading, Twitter is so shite now I don't want to go and open it up

kinder, Monday, 18 September 2023 20:30 (seven months ago) link

Yeah, kind of surprised it's still the only embedded social network here, and that so many are still reading and linking from it. I would hit the embeds if it were an option.

beard papa, Monday, 18 September 2023 21:02 (seven months ago) link

the ilx search function seems to exclude some list of certain common words. I've had this realization a number of times, but for a concrete example, I just went to search for threads about the band Was (Not Was) and received no results. But when I did a site-specific search on google - "Was (Not Was)" site:ilxor.com - there were a few threads. Is there anyway to circumvent this problem and just search for the exact search string that I enter?

peace, man, Thursday, 28 September 2023 14:07 (six months ago) link

you can put quotes in the ilx search box but make sure your computer is using real quotes and not “smart quotes” that break it

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 28 September 2023 14:09 (six months ago) link

Interesting! I'll give that a shot.

peace, man, Thursday, 28 September 2023 14:17 (six months ago) link

would like it it a lot if “x” links were to embed like twitter ones do…

k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 October 2023 20:25 (six months ago) link

counterpoint: would dislike it a lot

vashti funyuns (sic), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 20:37 (six months ago) link

would like if twitter links couldnt be posted at all tbh

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 22:07 (six months ago) link

Co-sign.

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 06:58 (six months ago) link

counterpoint: would dislike it a lot

― vashti funyuns (sic), Tuesday, October 10, 2023 4:37 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

what’s the downside? for those of us with images off it saves having to click through to the site/app. I don’t think people are just going to stop posting links to twitter all of the sudden

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 October 2023 11:50 (six months ago) link

the links are already useless, because Twitter only lets you see the tweet itself and not any of the replies or part 2's, unless you're logged in. and if i never had a Twitter account before I'm certainly not signing up now. so ILX might as well just display that tweet as quoted text with the account name in bold or something, imo.

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 12:03 (six months ago) link

that’s basically what the embeds are like with images off!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 October 2023 15:08 (six months ago) link

Also: if the original tweet is deleted or edited, we have a copy of it at the time it was posted here - which is useful in all sorts of ways. This is the only reason I keep it around tbh: The rate things are going, tweets here will outlast X the service itself.

stet, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 21:13 (six months ago) link

fair point!

also, counting the days til Musk discovers this and decides this means ILX is "scraping the data" or some other such BS

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 21:56 (six months ago) link

it’s the same thing a zillion news sites use and draws traffic to the site. he will inevitably try to pull money from that eventually and further hasten the death spiral

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 12 October 2023 02:41 (six months ago) link

The rate things are going, tweets here will outlast X the service itself. so you say there's a chance do you

i'd meet u where u are, but that place really sucks (Hunt3r), Thursday, 12 October 2023 02:46 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Not sure why people feel it's ok to post links to articles which are behind paywalls, it's 100 times more annoying than embedded tweets imo.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 November 2023 11:42 (five months ago) link

Most paywalled articles can be viewed for free by putting the URL into archive.ph, people should post those instead imo.

lord of the rongs (anagram), Saturday, 4 November 2023 12:05 (five months ago) link

Yeah, or just c&p the relevant section or w/e - if you want people to read something it's just a basic consideration.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 November 2023 12:07 (five months ago) link

Alternately, install the Bypass Paywalls Clean extension for Firefox https://gitlab.com/magnolia1234/bypass-paywalls-firefox-clean

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 4 November 2023 12:13 (five months ago) link

it shouldn't be up to the people reading it to go to this sort of bother. I mostly read ilx via the android app anyway, so wouldn't work for me.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 November 2023 12:33 (five months ago) link

it's 100 times more annoying than embedded tweets imo.

― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 November 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Well, that's not the feedback I've been getting.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 4 November 2023 12:39 (five months ago) link

Nah it’s good, just post “paywalled” and i know to hit archive from the git

BEWARE! SPOOKY! BOO! (Hunt3r), Saturday, 4 November 2023 14:18 (five months ago) link

just type bleepborp and I know to filter the gaff into the meowbox

brimstead, Saturday, 4 November 2023 18:44 (five months ago) link

I like to pay for words. Both because I think that is a good thing to do (word-writing is work that should be compensated), and because I am a word-writer myself (who likes to feed his family).

But I also like to give words away, because I think that is a good thing to do. So if anyone wants a gift link to anything on WaPo, NYT, the Atlantic, or the New Yorker (and I think NYMag as well), hit me up.

don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 4 November 2023 18:48 (five months ago) link

four months pass...

I've been dying for years for a way to unfollow a thread I accidentally clicked into. I use the unfilled dot as an easy way to see what threads have unread posts, but I don't want to bookmark them because I also don't like having a long list of them at the top of the page.

Selune Gomez (Leee), Sunday, 10 March 2024 15:23 (one month ago) link

Delete ILX 👍

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 10:21 (one month ago) link

Load 100 previous messages option. I noticed that the Saturday Night Live thread had got loads of new posts, but missed the initial posts which revived it, so had to open all 9000+ posts to see what kicked off the discussion.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 12:04 (one month ago) link

That's a good idea.

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 13:12 (one month ago) link

I've been dying for years for a way to unfollow a thread I accidentally clicked into. I use the unfilled dot as an easy way to see what threads have unread posts, but I don't want to bookmark them because I also don't like having a long list of them at the top of the page.

this would be really useful. even better a killfile but for threads

Colonel Poo, Friday, 15 March 2024 13:26 (one month ago) link

Load 100 previous messages option. I noticed that the Saturday Night Live thread had got loads of new posts, but missed the initial posts which revived it, so had to open all 9000+ posts to see what kicked off the discussion.

This kind of already exists. If you click a post you can increment the URL to get earlier posts.

Step 1: Click the "link" tag at the end of a post.
Step 2: the URL of this new page will contain something in the middle that says "bookmarkedmessageid=8701535" (but the number will be different.)
Step 3: Decrease that number a little bit and you get the thread loaded from an earlier point. Usually 1000 or is a good number (so in this case you would change the number to 8700535).

The Yellow Kid, Friday, 15 March 2024 13:37 (one month ago) link

What I would love for ILX (and I know this has been mentioned before) would be on the Search Page if you could order results by "Most Recently Updated", not just Most Relevant, Newest, or Oldest. That way if there's multiple threads on Godzilla or whatever you can find the one that people have been using recently.

The Yellow Kid, Friday, 15 March 2024 13:40 (one month ago) link

yes! Newest AND most relevant.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 15 March 2024 13:46 (one month ago) link

there's already a kilfile for threads:

https://github.com/acdean/kilxor/blob/master/snatk.user.js

todo, check it still works

koogs, Friday, 15 March 2024 17:43 (one month ago) link

It doesn’t work if you use zing or the android app. Stet said he was working on a hide thread feature for zing for a future update.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 15 March 2024 17:48 (one month ago) link

Yellowkid, thanks! I will use that...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 15 March 2024 18:41 (one month ago) link

Following on from the opton to load X amount of previous messages, how about an option to just to the first message in the last 24 hours?

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 16 March 2024 09:34 (one month ago) link

*jump to the…

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 16 March 2024 09:35 (one month ago) link

can someone remind me what the trick is for searching a particular phrase? I searched “son of saul” (in quotes, looking for discussion about the film fwiw), and the results are basically any post with any of those words in them

brony james (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 14:41 (four weeks ago) link

I just did a search that looked like this:

https://i.imgur.com/rHKDYFa.png

Many different posts and threads came up, but they all contained those words — Son of Saul — in consecutive order.

pplains, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 16:22 (four weeks ago) link

k3vin, you have smart quotes in your post and probably in your query. you probably want to disable that on whatever device you're using

(smart quotes are the goofy thing that replace the double vertical ticks with curved ones on either side of what your computer things is a quote)

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 16:35 (four weeks ago) link

To illustrate the difference...

Dumb quotes are straight, meaning that open/closing marks are exactly the same: ", '
Smart quote open marks are different from closing marks: “”, ‘’

Astarion Is Born (Leee), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 16:47 (four weeks ago) link

ah interesting, thanks!

brony james (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 16:59 (four weeks ago) link

Is it too late to have an ILX NFT offering? Man, we shoulda done that.

still hodling my board apes

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 18:01 (four weeks ago) link

make the buttons bigger!

z_tbd, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 17:50 (three weeks ago) link

Write your own CSS :)

My stylesheet “teal_and_orange_dot_xls.css: ” has big buttons: https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/Pages/changestylesheet.jsp

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 20:09 (three weeks ago) link

It also has some bugs I will one day get around to fixing.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 20:09 (three weeks ago) link

Bugs like, when I wanted to go back but clicking on "Change Style" didn't work anymore? I see what you're doing here - you want everyone trapped in a t&o madhouse!

Eventually it worked, but it took several attempts at clicking the Change Style button. It's a cool-looking stylesheet though!

meatster of puppets (peace, man), Thursday, 4 April 2024 11:56 (two weeks ago) link

That’s just a general browser caching issue for all styles on ILX, I find refreshing the page works to clear that.

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 5 April 2024 05:36 (two weeks ago) link

I want to hide threads sometimes.
is that possible?

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 April 2024 20:44 (one week ago) link

Yes. Use zing. It’s great.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 12 April 2024 21:11 (one week ago) link

Don't have an iphone and will never have an iphone so don't think that's going to work.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 April 2024 21:16 (one week ago) link

I don’t “get” Zing, I gotta say. Gimme the web.

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 19 April 2024 04:17 (five days ago) link


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