photoshop this picture of andrei arshavin onto things

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arshavin at G20 protest

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa shark, Friday, 3 April 2009 18:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa shark, Friday, 3 April 2009 18:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Friday, 3 April 2009 18:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

Ismael Klata, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

well done

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

omfg @ salsa shark's 2nd

Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol i say

laying | (goole), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Lost Boys Buff Guy Playing Sax (rockapads), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

good thread

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

needs to have more crossover with frightening creature thread!

i have very little to do right now and wanted to make a comment (sarahel), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa shark, Saturday, 4 April 2009 00:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

more plz

mark cl, Saturday, 4 April 2009 00:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa shark, Saturday, 4 April 2009 00:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

joygoat, Saturday, 4 April 2009 00:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

, Saturday, 4 April 2009 01:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

:D

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 4 April 2009 01:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

dude on the left needs to be shopped as well now but A+++

Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Saturday, 4 April 2009 01:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 01:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 01:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 01:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

(be glad that I didn't animate that one)

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 01:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

no i'm disappointed

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 4 April 2009 01:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

Animated version was rated NC-17

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 01:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

, Saturday, 4 April 2009 14:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Thread of the Year, I'm calling it.

Straight from the Top of My Dom (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 April 2009 14:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

awesome

mark cl, Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

Arshavin's finest hour, well done all.

ogmor, Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

, Saturday, 4 April 2009 17:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

iatee, Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsha shark where the heck is that first one of yours from, with the kid playing guitar. It's frickin hilarious

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Saturday, 4 April 2009 23:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

it's from this thread

salsa shark, Sunday, 5 April 2009 01:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa can you fix the broken links pls

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Sunday, 5 April 2009 03:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol pp

i think mermaids are real (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 5 April 2009 04:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

yea that one's graet

mark cl, Sunday, 5 April 2009 05:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

ow, sides hurting from trying not to laugh

Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 April 2009 06:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

This thread is golden! Would like to see Andre with Ma$e and Puff Daddy when he was still Puff Daddy.

Orin Boyd (jel --), Sunday, 5 April 2009 10:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

broken link where, Ken? if anything of mine isn't appearing it's a photobucket bandwidth issue, most likely.

salsa shark, Sunday, 5 April 2009 13:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

<3 this thread.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 5 April 2009 15:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa shark, Sunday, 5 April 2009 16:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

haaaaa

, Sunday, 5 April 2009 16:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

^ quickest I've ever found Wally/Waldo in one of those things

ailsa, Sunday, 5 April 2009 16:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

I found Wally before I found Arshavin, a loser is me.

ailsa, Sunday, 5 April 2009 16:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa shark, Sunday, 5 April 2009 16:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

i cant find arshavin :(

prostitutes all over the place (k3vin k.), Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Waldo one, Salsa, is brilliant. A+++

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

I can't find him either. I'm beginning to think it's a trick to get people to spend 10 minutes staring at a Waldo picture. Now I'm starting to regret the time that I tried to trick people into looking for a real mouth on the Individual 'ginas of Wallogina thread.

it's going to be very hot, it's going to be very uncomfortable (Z S), Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Found him!

Tuomas, Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol me too

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

Oh wait, I finally found him too.

Now I can finally move on with the rest of my life!

it's going to be very hot, it's going to be very uncomfortable (Z S), Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Haha, me too - that's brilliant, salsa.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

omg just found him...incredibly subtle. salsa sahrk is a genius

prostitutes all over the place (k3vin k.), Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

bravo salsa!

jed_, Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

Can someone please put him in front of the tank in Tiananmen Square?

Matt DC, Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

Also in the Bullingdon Club.

Matt DC, Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

And with a hoodie making a gunfinger behind him.

I'll stop now.

Matt DC, Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

it took me a ridiculous amount of time to spot Arshavin there.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Sunday, 5 April 2009 18:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Sunday, 5 April 2009 18:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Sunday, 5 April 2009 18:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

up the arshavin corner

salsa shark, Sunday, 5 April 2009 19:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dane Cook's Illustrated (I DIED), Sunday, 5 April 2009 20:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dane Cook's Illustrated (I DIED), Sunday, 5 April 2009 20:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dane Cook's Illustrated (I DIED), Sunday, 5 April 2009 21:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

<3

Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Sunday, 5 April 2009 21:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 April 2009 21:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 April 2009 21:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

as requested

salsa shark, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa shark, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

Still not working, salsa, but tbh they aren't going to top Where's Arshavin, are they?

Loving the black power salute and the old bailey. Ach, the whole thread's brilliant.

ailsa, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

^demanding partial credit for J Goody one

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

who are the people in the red shirts with the lollipop?

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

er, I mean, with the corndog or ice cream sandwich or whatever it is?

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

I actually had Passive-Aggressive Notes nailed down for thread of 2009 but it appears I've been beaten soundly.

NOW PUT HIM ON A PODIUM.

Matt DC, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

By request:

Not by request:

joygoat, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

LoOoL

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

:D

Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha, marvellous

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

NWA FTW

Super Cub, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

none of salsa's dropbox ones are working for me ;_; i'm sad because hers that i can see have been genius so far

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

there is no andrei in where's arshavin and i want my money back

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

WHERE'S ARSHAVIN SPOILER

Andrei is just up from the cubicle thing half way along the bottom of the picture. He is just above the bald man walking a dog, and he has yellow trousers on.

END SPOILER

ailsa, Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

The NWA one = genius

ailsa, Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

(btw, icecream dude is Formula 1 driver Kimi Raikonnen)

ailsa, Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

he definitely wasn't there a minute ago, but cheers!

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

I was gonna say "bikesmash_arshavin.jpg might still be my favourite" but that NWA one is total fucking level-up

Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

guys I'll try to put the dropbox ones somewhere else tomorrow. weirdly they're showing up just fine on both my computer and Annoyman's.

but as ailsa pointed out, they're probably not as good as wheresarshavin.jpg anyway!

salsa shark, Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

^^ not meant to sound bitter but in agreement

salsa shark, Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

I DIED's black_power_salute_arshavin.jpg is also magnificent, as is this thread, generally

Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

weird, all the salsa shark ones work for me.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh look, they work in Firefox. A+++ for Bullingdon Club.

ailsa, Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dane Cook's Illustrated (I DIED), Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

that zoolander one became much funnier when I titled my head sideways.

Super Cub, Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

who are the people in the red shirts with the lollipop?
er, I mean, with the corndog or ice cream sandwich or whatever it is?

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Monday, April 6, 2009 12:24 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

That's Jenson Button, the British Formula 1 pilot, relaxing during the rain delay in Sunday's F1 race.

StanM, Monday, 6 April 2009 06:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

Or maybe it isn't.

(btw, icecream dude is Formula 1 driver Kimi Raikonnen)

― ailsa, Monday, April 6, 2009 1:09 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

StanM, Monday, 6 April 2009 06:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

You can tell Jenson Button because he looks like him out of Coldplay.

James Mitchell, Monday, 6 April 2009 08:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

Whereas Kimi looks like Prince Harry (well, he does in that photo anyway). I said last week about Jenson Button looking like Chris Martin and the people I was with were all "OMG so he does!" like it was some brand new and clever observation.

That icecream photo is pure up-the-arse corner gold though.

ailsa, Monday, 6 April 2009 08:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

<3 ☪

lo (cozwn), Monday, 6 April 2009 09:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

As it's nearly Easter...

Alan Shearer's illegitimate, he ain't got no coaching certificate (Billy Dods), Monday, 6 April 2009 09:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 6 April 2009 11:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 6 April 2009 11:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

thread keeps giving

britisher-grotesque self-propelling vortex (country matters), Monday, 6 April 2009 11:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

gareth phonefusion is needed u+k

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 6 April 2009 12:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha @hc

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

keep thinking this thread can't get any better, but hendrix is next level

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 6 April 2009 15:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

HAHAHA

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 6 April 2009 15:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

J0rdee Z. (I DIED), Monday, 6 April 2009 16:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

I was waiting for that...

Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2009 16:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

Ismael Klata, Monday, 6 April 2009 20:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

caek, Monday, 6 April 2009 20:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

otm in new york (G00blar), Monday, 6 April 2009 20:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

Does anyone else hear a certain sound everytime they see his picture? It's like "GrrroooOOO?!"

Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 April 2009 23:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

i hear the Song of the Volga Boatmen as a jaunty polyphonic ringtone.

"Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Monday, 6 April 2009 23:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

It's like "GrrroooOOO?!"

exactly. like the dinosaur that eats newman in Jurassic Park

sonderangerbot, Monday, 6 April 2009 23:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

i hear the tetris theme tune

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 6 April 2009 23:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

but don't you always hear that?

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2009 23:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah, i was just reminding y'all

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 6 April 2009 23:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

J0rdee Z. (I DIED), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 02:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

lock internet

Super Cool Family Roots SEV-AAHN (country matters), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 02:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

AWESOME

it's going to be very hot, it's going to be very uncomfortable (Z S), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 02:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

bravo

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 02:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

A desert island thread, if I've ever seen one.

Kings of Lygon (SeekAltRoute), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 02:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

that's SO utterly inspired that i didn't notice the not-quite-shopped-out head and arms of the successful wrestler until like 4th disbelieving stare, and even then it didn't diminish the awes

Super Cool Family Roots SEV-AAHN (country matters), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 02:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

I think the ghost in Hotel California is my favorite so far. Maybe because it's a bit arcane.

tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 02:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

On a related note

tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 02:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

iatee, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 03:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 03:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

joygoat, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 03:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

It was a conspiracy. A CONSPIRACY, I TELLS YA.

tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 04:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

Chris Shiherlis: Where're you going?
Neil McCauley: I gotta find out if our out got spilled along with every other damn thing.
Chris Shiherlis: Who did it?
Neil McCauley: Who wasn't there?... LBJ. I'll see you at Hoover's.

tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 04:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

badg, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 04:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 04:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

^_____^

prostitutes all over the place (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 04:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

AAAAAAAAAAAA!

tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

req cryingintheclubarshavinrefit.jpg

lo (cozwn), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 06:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

holy shit thermo!

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 06:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

Think I keep calling my favourites way too early. Definitely candidate for best thread ever.

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 07:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh lord.

what are the circumstances behind the original bike smash jpg?

mmmm space tang (stevie), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 07:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

I love how even though Biden just split open like a reptile to reveal Andrei Arshavin, Obama totally stays cool.

tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 07:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

I mean, can this guy keep his head when all about him are losing theirs, or what?!!

tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 07:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Stevie: http://ctchallenge.org/blog/?p=9

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 07:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

I had never known the story behind bike smash jpg before either. This thread is not just fun, it's educational.

tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 08:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

I guess no-one's gonna fit him into that Barenaked Ladies' album cover pic, right?

Mark G, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 08:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

featuring Strawberry and the Shortcakes (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 08:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

found 'im

otm in new york (G00blar), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 08:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha, he's in there twice!

StanM, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 09:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

Sorry if this is one of the ones that have been done already and disappeared from view:

Also sorry for poor photoshopping.

new drone spider (j.o.n.a), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 09:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

request beingjohnmalkovichfilmposterbutwithtonsofandreiarshavins.jpg

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 09:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Simpsons one was harder than the Where's Andrei? one! Am surprised it took so long to do So Not Going To Happen - if I had Photoshop, I was going to do him as the dude.

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

Ailsa, try using GIMP which is a good freeware alternative to photoshop.

featuring Strawberry and the Shortcakes (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah i've been using GIMP.

i thought about so not gonna happen but i couldn't think of a good place to fit in arshavin.. jona's was inspired.

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

hormone mice in bikini paradise (sarahel), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

next up: Walloshavin

Mark G, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

someone had to do it.

Nate Carson, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 11:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol awesome

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 11:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

amazing

fap fap fap wtf crazy caps self-publishe... (1) (rent), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 12:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

woah nice

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 12:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 12:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 22:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

iatee's Che A++

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 22:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 23:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 23:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 23:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 23:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 03:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

onimo what's the source of the singing girls?

obscure reference (Stevie D), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 03:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

v impressed with bottle opener

balls by titleist (electricsound), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 03:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

someone been paying attention to their photoshop lessons

tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 03:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

obscure reference (Stevie D), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

where'd you get this pic from kenan? i'm fairly certain i know one of the dudes in this pic.

buttslam is a pretty good move (circa1916), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

iatee, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 07:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

I got the singing girls from the end of the So Not Gonna Happen thread with the fucked up guitar & gun dude . I thought about shopping Arshavin onto the guy's monitor in the 3rd photo but decided against it because it would make this thread horrible.

(link - if you must - and I wouldn't - srsly - so not gonna happen 3 )

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 09:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

Really sloppy job all around, but this painting is always a winner.

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 13:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

[bear in mind that i am to photoshop as a ham is to a fist]

whatever, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 20:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

i dunno tuomas on the right is seamless

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 20:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

HA Ha ahaaha

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 20:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

OMG @ the Abu Ghraib one.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 20:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken, too kind....

whatever, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 20:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

this thread makes me pee myself.

the table is the table, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 20:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

the hand in rabies' painting is classic!

hormone mice in bikini paradise (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 20:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

not_goodwin, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

abu ghraib ftw

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

this is the thread that keeps on giving.

"Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

I missed this thread when ilx was down.

Hey! We're ... LOL (sarahel), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

where'd you get this pic from kenan?

it's a 77/noise classic

tits akimbo (kenan), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

And I think we all, in one way or another, know all the dudes in that pic

tits akimbo (kenan), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

concept: MPx4A

salsa shark, Friday, 10 April 2009 23:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

goldmine of shoppable (and topical!) photos: http://englishrussia.com

a steak of romanticism (country matters), Friday, 10 April 2009 23:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa shark, Friday, 10 April 2009 23:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

YES

so glad you chose that one

now, MORE

a steak of romanticism (country matters), Friday, 10 April 2009 23:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

now, MORE

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 10 April 2009 23:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

arshavin as waiter inside garbage chute?

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Friday, 10 April 2009 23:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

trying to imagine MP4xA holding SS at gunpoint while she composes arshavin shops

a steak of romanticism (country matters), Friday, 10 April 2009 23:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

it's not as difficult to imagine as it should be, bizarrely

a steak of romanticism (country matters), Friday, 10 April 2009 23:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Friday, 10 April 2009 23:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

was waiting for that one ^^

salsa shark, Friday, 10 April 2009 23:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

what the fuck with the guy hanging out the window? what is that?

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 11 April 2009 00:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

the answer to that is

salsa shark, Saturday, 11 April 2009 00:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

OK, no more Pulitzer stuff.

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Saturday, 11 April 2009 00:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

joygoat, Saturday, 11 April 2009 05:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Saturday, 11 April 2009 13:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

new drone spider (j.o.n.a), Saturday, 11 April 2009 14:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

not_goodwin, Saturday, 11 April 2009 14:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

Zero Transfats Waller (Oilyrags), Saturday, 11 April 2009 15:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

disting one is genius

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Saturday, 11 April 2009 15:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

Alba, Saturday, 11 April 2009 15:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

new drone spider (j.o.n.a), Sunday, 12 April 2009 16:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

disting one is genius

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Saturday, 11 April 2009 16:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark

taddletail (country matters), Sunday, 12 April 2009 16:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

xpost lol

not_goodwin, Sunday, 12 April 2009 16:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 06:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

Haha, good one.

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 06:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 07:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

genuinely the best ilx thread i've ever seen.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

ok that's my favourite so far

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

ts: this thread vs tyra.gif

(I refuse to choose)

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

too soon to poll, let it die down and give it a month maybe.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 04:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

that's good work

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 05:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

And here was me thinking "This'll never run" when the thread started.

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 06:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

trying to describe the original photo to a friend of mine last night with bonus posing impressions

"oh you know the one, where he stands like *this*"

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 09:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa shark, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 13:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol what is that photo, it keeps showing up around here.

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

The family Klosterman.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'll never get the 2 weeks that it took me to open this thread back. Great work, everyone!

schwantz, Friday, 17 April 2009 03:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 17 April 2009 04:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

joygoat, Friday, 17 April 2009 05:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

starsky and what (J0rdan S.), Friday, 17 April 2009 05:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha just when I think this thread is ovah a lol appears

iatee, Friday, 17 April 2009 05:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

the glowing heart is a v nice touch

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2009 05:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha just when I think this thread is ovah a lol appears

's a game of one-up, innit?

tits akimbo (kenan), Friday, 17 April 2009 07:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 17 April 2009 10:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

it sure is

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 17 April 2009 10:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

life mirrors art

Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

I like to think he saw this thread and it inspired him this evening. I was in the pub watching the Arsenal game at the weekend when he was coming on as a sub and totally lost the thread of my conversation when I looked up to see him on the touchline. Seriously, actual lolz at the sight of his face now.

ailsa, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

my mate, the same one i tried to describe the famous arshavin photo too, supports liverpool and texted me after the game trying to change the subject telling me about the big fish in his nearby river. so i just replied with this picture..

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

Trending Topics
Arshavin
Liverpool
Ben & Jerry’s
Arsenal
Earth Day
Susan Boyle
Miss California
Ellen
Oprah
#earthday

sans crit (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

For those not familiar with Mr Arshavin outside this thread, he just scored four goals against Liverpool at Anfield. For those not familiar with football, this isn't something which people do very often.

ailsa, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

So he's a soccer player?

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

I don't think he should be allowed to exist outside this thread.

President Keyes, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 23:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 03:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

The footballer is called Andrey, apparently.

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 09:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

Андре́й Серге́евич Арша́вин

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 09:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think it's horrible that we keep insisting saying his name as arse shavin' when in fact it is apwabnh

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 09:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

it is probably one of the many things that have contributed towards him having that facial expression all the time

tbh whenever I look at that it makes me think of him saying "what? You thought Arshavin would not score against your country?" in a ridiculous cartoon Russian accent

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 09:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

he's our Xиpo

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 09:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

last night every time he scored and did the finger to mouth thing i kept imagining that he would suddenly go into the head sideways jazz hands position but it never happened (unless i missed it)

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 09:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

(x-столб)

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 09:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah, I don't think the TV cameras actually picked up footage of the jazz hands celebration against Russia, and he seems to just shush constantly every other time he scores

I think more footballers should use wrestling heel-style crowd antagonising mannerisms, frankly, I'd be better disposed towards Lee Cattermole if he slowly pointed to his own head to indicate his smartness every time he hacked someone down

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 10:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

against Holland, sorry

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 10:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think such tactics would work quite well tbh - the respective refs are of about the same level of competency afterall. i'm sure jamie carragher got away with a couple of steel chair shots in his time

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 10:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

(then threw the chair to the opposition and lied down when the referee turns back, and got the other guy sent off)

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 10:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh cripes, somebody already did a fish one. sorry for that.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 11:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

you can never have enough Arshavins holding a fish

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 11:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

whenever I see his face, I imagine him saying "What happened? I am confused" but also in a cartoony Russian accent.

joygoat, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 14:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 23:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

tbh whenever I look at that it makes me think of him saying "what? You thought Arshavin would not score against your country?" in a ridiculous cartoon Russian accent

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 10:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark

^^^although for the purposes of this thread, "Do not question. It Arshavin is"

Young Chizzy (country matters), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 23:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 23 April 2009 11:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

more budget fun

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 23 April 2009 11:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

What this thread needs is a hook-up with this thread.

Madchen, Thursday, 23 April 2009 12:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

also this one.

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 23 April 2009 12:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

also up the arse corner

genei-jin & tonic (cozwn), Thursday, 23 April 2009 12:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

(good fun google similar image search)

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 23 April 2009 15:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 23 April 2009 15:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

Seeing another real version of the picture just floors me.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

it gets really scary now. also i blocked out which goal it was. 3 too many anyways

Ludo, Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

naturally unfunny, though mechanically sound (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, this is kinda like finally seeing the rest of the "so not gonna happen" pics...

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

On the campaign trail '72

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

Not mine but still great:

James Mitchell, Monday, 27 April 2009 09:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Monday, 27 April 2009 09:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

Totally cheating here from photofunia, but it's worth it.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 03:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 03:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

awesome, PP!!!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Bond one might be the funniest thing I've seen this month.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 19:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

Can't believe no-ones used the 'so not gonna happen' pic for this yet.

DavidM, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 19:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

maybe davidm meant this so not gonna happen arsenal pic

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 22:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

ooof

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 23:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

Suedey 2, Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

*R*O*F*L*

Neither have you tasted my Jesus (stevie), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

R-OFL you mean?

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

HAHA @AHA

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 8 May 2009 06:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 22 May 2009 11:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

Can someone put him in the MP's duck house please?

Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Friday, 22 May 2009 11:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

Wish I had a gif animator at work.

Stryder's on the Orme (j.o.n.a), Friday, 22 May 2009 11:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

how how how did i miss ken c's ballack masterpiece?

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Friday, 22 May 2009 11:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

disappointed that there wasn't an MJ ref, tbh

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

ha, yeah, i was all curious as to what it was gonna be

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

Assumed this was revived for MJ. Disappointed.

ears are wounds, Friday, 26 June 2009 13:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

i hope you respond well to constructive feedback ken!

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

I have no idea who this dude even is, but my colleagues have actually just asked me WTF I was laughing so hard at.

Violent In Design (Masonic Boom), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

^^^is slowly letting football into her life

the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

why would i shop MJ pics when there are so much happening in the world

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

"Lazy effort. Ken hasn't responded well to our little round of feedback, and the board recommend some form of light reprimand, maybe a written warning."

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

Ken already made a Michael Jackson one

salsa shark, Friday, 26 June 2009 13:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

the Ballack one is great

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

we need a michael jackson reference that doesn't mock, but rather pays tribute.

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

Arshavin is not my lover

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 26 June 2009 13:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

Clearly he needs to go in this photo:

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 June 2009 14:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

hmmmm - but where...

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 26 June 2009 17:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 26 June 2009 17:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

A+

the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 17:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

A++

the hubby space veggiescope (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

I think there's a new candidate here. Both to put Arshavin in and to extract for use elsewhere:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1206018/The-squirrel-photo-crasher-How-cheeky-rodent-star-couples-holiday-snap.html

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 17:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 17:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

there you go, bud. i'm so very bored at work today.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 17:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Really does say it all.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

the other day i happened to see a football match on at this restaurant/bar, and they mentioned Arshavin, and i just busted out laughing and no one could understand why.

nice! he have the balls to say the truth! (the table is the table), Sunday, 16 August 2009 20:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q3e7qMqj_eM&hl=en&fs=1&border=1";></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q3e7qMqj_eM&hl=en&fs=1&border=1"; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object>

kshighway, Monday, 17 August 2009 03:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

A++

kshighway, Monday, 17 August 2009 03:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

kshighway, Monday, 17 August 2009 03:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

wtf is dude packing into those jeans

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 17 August 2009 03:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

a Bel Ami outtake

Eric H., Monday, 17 August 2009 03:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Perfect Weapon 2, Monday, 17 August 2009 04:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Perfect Weapon 2, Monday, 17 August 2009 04:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Perfect Weapon 2, Monday, 17 August 2009 04:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Perfect Weapon 2, Monday, 17 August 2009 04:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Perfect Weapon 2, Monday, 17 August 2009 04:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

Arshavin needs to be in a crabcore band too.

cashew and green pea pulao (fields of salmon), Monday, 17 August 2009 04:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hahaha oh my god Eric

claws of jungle red (Stevie D), Monday, 17 August 2009 05:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa shark, Monday, 17 August 2009 22:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

unban dictionary (blueski), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cockles (country matters), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

looooooooooooooooooool COVER CONNECTIONS

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa shark, that is genius

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 17 August 2009 23:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

Legendary.

Goethe*s Elective Affinities, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 06:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

can't see salsa's

unban dictionary (blueski), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 11:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

:( me neither

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 11:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

ah, that always seems to happen to mine

??

salsa shark, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 12:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

nope.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

is it in the public folder of your dropbox? because even c & p on the link isn't working for me.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

Does this work better? (If you still haven't seen the original, I take full credit)

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

fine here, all 3 times. (should've replaced Arshevin completely with C.D though)

koogs, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

Still not working

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm pretty sure I stuck it in the public folder on Dropbox, but I was in a hurry to leave for work so maybe I didn't.
I think it's just this thread's way of saying it's had enough of me photoshopping andrei arshavin onto things. Or it's a bandwidth thing?

salsa shark, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

Maybe someone who can see it can drop it into tinypic or similar? Coming up as broken links at on my screen.

firestorm of twat rage (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

i see it

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Sunday Times goes a bit overboard with the airbrushing. Might as well have used one of Ken's photoshops:

James Mitchell, Sunday, 23 August 2009 07:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

salsa's ones only show up on firefox for some reason (it's a good reason to get firefox for that alone tbh)

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Sunday, 23 August 2009 09:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

from Cheese art thread

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Sunday, 23 August 2009 09:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

they show up in opera too

salsa shark, Sunday, 23 August 2009 10:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

I saw them in Safari.

Madchen, Sunday, 23 August 2009 13:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

maybe just not google chrome or explorer

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Sunday, 23 August 2009 13:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

or just not chrome? dunno

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Sunday, 23 August 2009 13:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

I saw them in chrome.

NotEnough, Sunday, 23 August 2009 17:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

hey, couldn't someone make one with kanye doing the same thing at the MTV awards ?
somehow, it's one of the first things I thought about when I saw Kanye's intervention...

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 2 October 2009 11:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

James Mitchell, Saturday, 31 October 2009 15:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

Who is the 15-foot tall man in the background?

Catbeast IV: Rising Flame Vengeance (Z S), Saturday, 31 October 2009 15:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

ledley king i think.

happy halloweiner aunty tina (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 31 October 2009 15:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

Nah, it's Bassong. You can tell because his legs aren't fucked broken spindly twigs.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 31 October 2009 15:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

15 feet tall and it's not Peter Crouch?

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 31 October 2009 15:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

well, 1) he's black.

happy halloweiner aunty tina (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 31 October 2009 15:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol

AlXTC from Paris, Saturday, 31 October 2009 15:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

Gah. Anyway:

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 31 October 2009 16:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

hehehehehehehehe.

happy halloweiner aunty tina (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 31 October 2009 16:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

joygoat, Saturday, 31 October 2009 22:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

XDXDXDXD

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 October 2009 22:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 31 October 2009 23:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

And remember, keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Arshavin!

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Saturday, 31 October 2009 23:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

Actually I heard that Arshavin does a good passe double...

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Saturday, 31 October 2009 23:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

Suggest Gandhi (onimo), Sunday, 1 November 2009 03:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

(c) salsa shark, this is so next-level

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 November 2009 03:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

I found Waldo.

Leee, Sunday, 1 November 2009 05:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Is John Travolta alluding to Andrei Arshavin in this picture?

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

i wonder who the gorilla will be holding in abt 3 hours' time

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

Should've used the other pic and done him swinging off her suit.

exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

It's hard to get the scale right with that one.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

Good to see the 55 year-old Travolta looking younger than ever.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

Alicia Keys' Arseshavin?

StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 03:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

seriously

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 03:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

is there an opposite of a sb I can give ken?

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 09:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

hj

caek, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 09:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

ha hahaha

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 14:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

I really wish my photoshopping computer had internet access.

salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 14:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

o wow.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 14:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

xpost i wish your photoshopping computer has internet access too :(

(do you have a usb-stick?)

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 15:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

adorable cheese inscription (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 December 2009 08:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Monday, 21 December 2009 02:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 10:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 10:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

Ken can I humbly put the photo in this story forward for consideration please? http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2009/dec/21/wolf-picture-rodriguez-wildlife-photographer

he "howls" the refrain in tune with the music (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 11:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 11:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

advance lols at arshavin and wolf

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

frankly, who cares if that wolf photo was faked it's awesome

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

would also accept one of the wolf being 'shopped over/alongside artpassions.net diving pig

he "howls" the refrain in tune with the music (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

(which I cannot find on either ILX or GIS :( )

he "howls" the refrain in tune with the music (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

possible branch out to incorporate

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

obv poor, if i had time i would do animated version based on the amazing samuel l jackson gif

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha, this thread just keeps giving

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

obv poor

harsh on yourself, concept alone makes it 8/10

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

too obvious..

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 13:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

His tongue looks unhealthy, even without the wolf.

Who was that Christmas-jumpered man? (onimo), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 13:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

great sentence

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 13:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

hahahahahaha @ ken c

Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight! (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

NOIZE

he "howls" the refrain in tune with the music (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 15:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

every time this is in new answers, i get an intense warm feeling of utter joy.

And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 16:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

joygoat, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 17:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

I WANT THAT SHIRT

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

i want that shirt

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

you're going to have to yell that, plz.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

I WANT THAT SHIRT

― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:17 (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SORRY ASS IMPRESSIONS (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

I want that shirt.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

In Russia, THAT SHIRT WANTS YOU!

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

would pay good money for that shirt

President Danny Glover (Millsner), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 02:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

I WANT THAT SHIRT!

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 10:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

holy shit me too

uttery cuntery (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Would like to see a movie where that image is key.

exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

remake of "Jason & The Argonauts" except have that shirt instead of the golden fleece

12 inches of (snoball), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

I want that tongue not to be grey.

Mark C, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

surely some type of beowulf/ring saga is a better fit for a troll faced wolfboy. the germans really know how to work that shit into a cautionary morality tale.

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 13:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I DIED, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

awesome.

And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

Arshavatar

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 02:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

I can't think of a good arshavin slogan for that David Cameron poster everyone has been photoshopping. Can someone help?

The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

“Russia can be a very chauvinistic society, There is a saying: “A chicken is not a bird, and a woman is not a person”

dumb mack maine follows (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

The magic:

http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/sow_experts/post/Arshavin-speaks-hilarity-ensues?urn=sow,217754

In this bit for last weekend's episode of Soccer AM, the little Russian talked about his Arsenal teammates. And while I couldn't understand a good 90 percent of it, I loved every second. Here's a rundown of some of Arshavin's finer points:

-Sol Campbell is "double like me" or, twice the size of Andrei. Which is funny because it's true.

-Cesc Fabregas is slow and Andrei won't let him forget it.

-Mikael Silvestre "looks smart and clever," but is he? Who knows.

-Sol Campbell will not succumb to initiation rituals.

-Andrei says he has the worst taste in music because he's the only one who doesn't have an iPod. A line of logic that follows neatly with his anti-Blackberry stance, because who is he going to email? Bendtner? "How are you?" Hahaha our technology is beneath him.

-Bendtner is also awful at dressing himself.

-Emmanuel Eboue and Bacary Sagna dance naked in the dressing room. Which Andrei finds hilarious.

-He didn't want to say who takes the longest in the shower, but ... it's Jack Wilshere. His hesitation makes it sound weird. Probably best to stop there.

Once again, if Andrei Arshavin had his own television channel, I would watch it until my eyes bleed.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 February 2010 00:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

Eboue was jokes.

useless chamber, Friday, 5 February 2010 01:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

Think he misunderstood the "who's longest in the shower" question.

James Mitchell, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah he thought they meant who had the biggest cock

requiem for a team (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

Think he misunderstood the "who's longest in the shower" question

as did robbie keane, in fairness. his answer was about michael dawson spending ages on his hair.

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

who's longest in the grower though?

The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

80085 (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 6 February 2010 23:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Pffffff. That took ages to load - as always with this thread, I was on the edge of my seat. It was totally worth it.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 February 2010 23:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Hi, Andrey! Some people say that the rain comes when the angels cry; some people say that it is a natural process. What do you think? Do you like rain?? Hi to Julia and the kids !!!!!
Arshavin: No, I do not think that it’s angels’ tears. It's simply a natural phenomenon. Although it sounds more romantic the way you put it.

nakhchivan, Sunday, 14 March 2010 11:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

an amazing dude

caek, Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

Andrei knows. He just knows.

anatol_merklich, Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

3. From aniram
Hi, do you like horses? Have you ever ridden them? If not, do you want to try? If you want to ask me something, feel free to do it :)
Arshavin: Actually, I once rode a horse bareback in the village. It was very slippery, I was a small boy then, I was barely holding its mane when suddenly it bolted and I almost fell into a pile of manure. After that, I never sat on the horse again.

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 19 March 2010 22:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

11. From chesnaj
Andrey, would you like to take part in some TV show? (For example “Dancing on Ice”)?
Arshavin: If I took part in this show, it should be renamed “A Cow on Ice".

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 19 March 2010 22:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

Daily Mail takes a pop at Yulia

Ismael Klata, Friday, 19 March 2010 22:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

I was a small boy then

Shall I do my "Was this the other week, or last year?" joke now?

James Mitchell, Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Where are these Q&As coming from? I have so many questions...

grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

his website?

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

OK, cool. I like this http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=505

grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

[http://www.arsenal.com/membership/membership-news/exclusive-members-player-qanda?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+arsenal-news+%28News+Feed%29]Competition to meet Arshavin[/URL]. I ha the form filled in before I realised you have to be a member.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

oops

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Sexy face:

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 09:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

'Question: What do you think of ideological anarchism?

'Arshavin: In order to give you an exhaustive explanation, I should thoroughly study this subject. So far I can't say anything.'

DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

The photo section is a joy

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

impossible not to like this guy

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

Can A.A. jump out of my birthday cake?
Arshavin: It’s unlikely; I'm a football player, not a minstrel or a clown.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

worth noting that he does not deny being a stripper.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=527

<3 that this guy obv runs his own website

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 April 2010 08:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

aw, the cute little birthday poem he wrote for his wife on the Russian version of his site

babelfish-type translators gave me this:

springtime for Yana today:
sunshine, warmth!
let your heart be filled with joy.
there will be many gifts
on this April day.
and in my baby girl's soul
may the lilac always bloom!

<3 indeed, Andrey

broa super (unregistered), Sunday, 4 April 2010 18:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

It's sad that he can write such a beautiful poem to yana, yet to bentner he can only manage to email "how are you"

show me your buccina (ken c), Sunday, 4 April 2010 19:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

He's on next Friday's Question of Sport. One for the iplayer. I'm guessing he won't do a lot and will disappear halfway through the show.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 4 April 2010 20:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

this thread needs more photoshopping.

koogs, Sunday, 4 April 2010 21:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

broa super (unregistered), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

Not on form this week:

Do you use hair gel??? If you do what type do you use?? What's your favorite hairstyle??? I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your hair?

AA:
I don’t have an ad contract with any hair gel producer. I use water before the game. A lot depends on water chemical composition.

James Mitchell, Friday, 9 April 2010 13:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

That said, on page 2:

Hi Andrey! I just wanted to ask, if your daughter decided that her dream was to play professional football, would you encourage/support her in this?

AA:
I hope it will never happen.

Arsenal's Frankie Boyle.

James Mitchell, Friday, 9 April 2010 13:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

he's right tho, a lot does depend on water chemical composition.

aarrissi-a-roni, Friday, 9 April 2010 13:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

StanM, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

should have him squeezed between them.

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

he's on question of sport now.
photoshop that!

not_goodwin, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

really? as if i couldn't <3 this guy anymore.

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 April 2010 18:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

yup, bbc1!

not_goodwin, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

wow, this show is even more boring and corny than I remembered but kudos for the airtime - also they should've listened to him on the what happened next round, he knew what was up

neden magnet (DJ Mencap), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

Gah, I only caught the last round and the answers were all cricket or rugger players - not Andrei's strong points I expect, I doubt he even knew what sports were involved.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 9 April 2010 19:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

He did recognise all the footballers he was called upon to recognise. He did also have amusing banter with Sue about not understanding questions, or not wanting to.

ailsa, Friday, 9 April 2010 19:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

haw it's not on iplayer. ya bestirt.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Friday, 9 April 2010 20:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

Andrey, are you frightened of bears?

AA:
On the contrary, I like bears.

This is A++ in my book.

grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Friday, 9 April 2010 20:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

This, however, makes me :(

What was it like living in the USSR, and would it make modern Britain a better place? If you plan to lead a communist uprising in the UK, I would gladly help you storm Buckingham Palace.

AA:
Here in England I often catch myself thinking that everything here will be just the same in a hundred years’ time and even after that, everything will be just the way it is now. Don’t change anything, you don’t need any revolutions.

grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Friday, 9 April 2010 20:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

But OTM again:

Hello there! , what would you say your political views are?

AA:
Globally speaking I’m for world peace.

This perhaps contradicts the earlier statement about wanting nothing to change...

grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Friday, 9 April 2010 20:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bah, missed this and for some reason it's not on iplayer.

The Man With the Magic Eardrums (Billy Dods), Saturday, 10 April 2010 11:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Love this,

Hey Andrey .... This is Jehan here from India. I want to ask you what is the best way to meet you personally in London ??

AA:
What’s the purpose of your question?

The Man With the Magic Eardrums (Billy Dods), Saturday, 10 April 2010 12:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

Q: Andrey, what girls do you like more:
1) Wearing heels and skirts or;
2) Wearing sneakers and jeans?
A: "It's difficult to spoil a good body with clothes."

andrey otm

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 10 April 2010 12:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

when you where 13 was you fast ?

AA:
Yes, and even when I was 7. Fast as a lightning.

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

These are amazing!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

I have registered to ask a question. Anyone got something they'd like to add?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

Send him five of the pics upthread!

Mark G, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I already asked him your one about Emmeline Pankhurst but it didn't make the cut. Ask him how he feels about Pav now he's a hated rival. Or about his ideal chick, he seems to like answering those.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

fav:

Mark G, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

Were you good at school? Did you pull girls' pigtails?
Arshavin: I think that I was good. Although I could have been better. Yes, I pulled girls’ pigtails with certain consequences for me. Sometimes I received textbook blows on the head.

Likint 'textbook blows on the head'. Maybe new display name...

Rascal Counters (dowd), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

"as good as a blow to the head could be"

Mark G, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:11 (4 years ago) Permalink


― salsa shark, Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:06 (1 year ago) Bookmark

a+

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

Ask him about Bono.

The Man With the Magic Eardrums (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

The Man With the Magic Eardrums (Billy Dods), Sunday, 18 April 2010 10:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

no arshavin meets gillian the bigot yet?

g.w.f.nagl (cozen), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

All these Eastern Europeans, flocking here, making this face

broad layering (onimo), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha, I saw a newspaper today in the pub (sun? record?) which had Arshavin lying down dressed as a scout, and tried to explain why he was so awesome. Not sure they got it, really.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

Arshavin face banned, the bigots have won ;_;

broad layering (onimo), Thursday, 29 April 2010 21:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

Arshavin literally does not look old enough to be a scout in that photo.

MPx4A, Thursday, 29 April 2010 21:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

xposts this was the picture i saw.

lol at "I’m not one for singing around the campfire, that is more Nicklas Bendtner’s style" as quoted by various papers talking about this mad story (btw, how do I get to be a junior gunner and get to go camping with him?)

ailsa, Thursday, 29 April 2010 21:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 08:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

^HE'S NOT READY

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

Jack BS, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 19:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

not new but for completeness (thought it's already there)

show me your buccina (ken c), Thursday, 3 June 2010 12:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

docked points for no rafa reference

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 June 2010 12:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

uh that kid is totally playing spanish guitar

show me your buccina (ken c), Thursday, 3 June 2010 19:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

ironically

show me your buccina (ken c), Thursday, 3 June 2010 19:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

I was always rubbish at photoshop, so..

Mark G, Friday, 4 June 2010 15:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh that's just not an acceptable entry imo.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 4 June 2010 15:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

mod cleanup on aisle arshavin

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 4 June 2010 15:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wot?

I went all the way down there, and that's it?

Mark G, Friday, 4 June 2010 15:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

darragh's a tough crowd to please

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Friday, 4 June 2010 15:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

See, that's how it's done.

Madchen, Friday, 4 June 2010 16:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

Claps

Mark G, Friday, 4 June 2010 20:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

amazing

Neil S, Friday, 4 June 2010 23:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Andrey, have you ever held a live hedgehog in your hands?))))))

Arshavin: In one of the photographs, I hold a very small hedgehog in my gloved hands. There is another picture in my family album, which was taken when I got a bit older and held a hedgehog in my bare hands.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 08:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

Do you like wind?

Arshavin:
I do not like people with wind in the head. I love when the warm wind is blowing.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 08:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

Pretty sure he only answers questions submitted in Russian.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 08:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Probably.

Plz to photoshop hedgehogs onto hands in classic picture. Spasiba!

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 08:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

arsenal's arshavin adopts his world cup side to help fight his depression over russia's exit

(sorry this is not one of hedgehogs)

show me your buccina (ken c), Thursday, 10 June 2010 13:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

That's OK. I just imagicombined the Arshavin pic with this

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Thursday, 10 June 2010 15:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2010 17:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

ha ha, well done for fixing the reflection on the table

show me your buccina (ken c), Monday, 14 June 2010 17:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 07:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

useless chamber, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 15:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

Brilliant!

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 18:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

Needs the photoshop this picture of emmanuel eboue onto things photo added for completeness.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 24 June 2010 10:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hi everybody!
My vacation has almost come to an end. I am pleased that we have seen some new places, sunbathed, swam and came home. We found new, good friends. And Artyom made a new friend, after a trip around St.Petersburg on the “Zenit” train - "Uncle Sergey-the locomotive driver":)
Generally speaking, we have managed to do everything we planned. I was pleased and surprised that the “Zenit” fans greeted me so warmly at the events I took part in. Within a couple of days I'll start preparing for the next season.
Have I managed to rest? I think, yes. In any case, I already miss the pitch. A long season is ahead, I hope it will be successful both for the national team and for my club.
Recently I’ve been often asked one and the same question: "Who will become the World Champion?" Although I’m not good at predicting things, I would stake on Spain.

Bye. Yours, A.A.
P.S. We have not forgotten about the "question-answer” sessions. Soon there will be new videos with me answering your questions.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 13:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

useless chamber, Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

hahahahaha

caek, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

what are they?

fuque santa cruz (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

Robbenballs

Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/world_cup/33956/world-cup-memes-arjen-robben-curled-into-a-ball.html

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:27 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Doubtless a juggler will turn up and tell me the trajectories are all wrong but fuck a juggler imo.

useless chamber, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

or a physicist

koogs, Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

A+

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Sunday, 11 July 2010 15:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 07:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

"Andrey, are you frightened of bears?"

"On the contrary, I like bears."

Madchen, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 11:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Shooting practice takes a dramatic turn for Diaby and Denilson.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 12:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

can we start an ILX poll fight!!! zomg thing with the arshavin shops?

and/or the arshavin Q&A answers I guess

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

Someone shop Arshavin's face onto that crap Cosmo cover shop of Britney?

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

4. From 19garik78
Hello Andrey. My name is Garik. I want to ask you something. I date a girl who is your big fan and admires you very much. She said she’d agree to marry me if I got her a photo, a poster or something like this with your autograph. If it’s not too difficult for you, could you please send me something? I’d be grateful for the rest of my life. Thank you in advance. My address, Stavropol region, Mineralnye Vody Lermontova str., 23.
Arshavin: Are you sure you won’t regret it? :)

11. From ZhenOK
Andrey , how did you learn to manage the ball so masterfully?
Arshavin: I’ve been socializing with the ball for quite a while and we became friends :) But seriously, this is by nature.

12. From adar7
My girlfriend has very touching feeling towards your butt, how have you managed to achieve such a result, share your secret, she also likes your arms and legs!
Arshavin: I got it from my parents. Doesn’t she pay any attention to your coxofemoral joints and limbs? ;)

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 12 August 2010 12:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bit confused by this: http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1509319623?bctid=524105962001

James Mitchell, Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

Someone shop Arshavin's face onto that crap Cosmo cover shop of Britney?

I thought they did that already

How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

xp the anti marketing dollar, that's a good dollar

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

ps a nominations thread to relive all of the great arshavin photoshop would be great, but there's simply no way i could choose btwn robbenballs and wheresarshavin or any of the other absolute classics.

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

and given the weird way ilx voted in the food fight poll an arshavinfight in the final will probably be something not very imaginative probably like one of arshavin eating a pizza or arshavin in mexico, or something.

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

arshavin just wearing normal clothes and looking fairly bored

"It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 August 2010 16:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

Definitely noticing a trend of him sticking his tongue out when he's concentrating:

James Mitchell, Sunday, 22 August 2010 11:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Sunday, 22 August 2010 12:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

INVISIBLE BICYCLE

James Mitchell, Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

useless chamber, Friday, 3 September 2010 15:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

Request for the Arshavin treatment.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 September 2010 11:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

robben balls all time, just saying

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 11:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

NEVER IN DOUBT

nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

<3 U ARSHAVIN

U R LEGEND 2 RUSIAN PPL

& PPL OF WHOLE WORLD

nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 16:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

he was at his most elflike yesterday I thought

Ismael Klata, Friday, 3 December 2010 16:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

rinat dasaev looks like he's been exhumed

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 16:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

James Mitchell, Monday, 17 January 2011 09:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"jobs" (a hoy hoy), Monday, 17 January 2011 11:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 17:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm not a parent, but I'd imagine that's sort of moment every father dreams of capturing.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 23:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Saturday, 26 February 2011 12:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

hahaha brilliant ken

F-Unit (Ste), Saturday, 26 February 2011 15:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

You should set up a tumblr or summat with these Ken, get these out there!

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 26 February 2011 15:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^^^

Fetchboy, Saturday, 26 February 2011 17:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 March 2011 10:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Obese Pony-hating Liberal (Billy Dods), Monday, 7 March 2011 15:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

I will have nightmares of those Corgan clowns.

Fetchboy, Monday, 7 March 2011 16:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 09:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 May 2011 08:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

There's a barman at Mason & Taylor in London who looks a lot like Andrei. It's hard not to start an embarrassing conversation with him about this when you've had a couple of krieks.

Madchen, Monday, 16 May 2011 12:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

mizzell, Monday, 13 June 2011 17:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

*Ahem* http://fuckyeaharsenal.tumblr.com/post/9821228534

James Mitchell, Monday, 5 September 2011 14:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

fucking creeps

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Monday, 5 September 2011 15:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 11 September 2011 01:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

bomb.gif (dan m), Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

aw - my link broke :(

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

Thought this was going to be a bump for tubby shirtless Arshavin.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 27 October 2011 19:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

ok i want the giraffe tee

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 27 October 2011 20:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

the rest of the picture is the dream of the giraffes

nakhchivan, Thursday, 27 October 2011 20:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

a guy called Gerard (onimo), Friday, 28 October 2011 12:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

<3

nakhchivan, Friday, 28 October 2011 12:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

my niece wouldn't let me revisit the rest of them until she'd solved where's arshavin

less of the same (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

northeast of u

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...
5 months pass...

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 1 November 2012 00:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh shawx (onimo), Thursday, 1 November 2012 13:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 22:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dressing like Mark Owen circa 1993. Cute.

Madchen, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 07:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

rip

should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 June 2013 23:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

10 months pass...

<3

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 May 2014 13:51 (7 months ago) Permalink

Ha, I saw this one earlier and thought of this thread.

ailsa, Sunday, 11 May 2014 13:54 (7 months ago) Permalink

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 May 2014 14:04 (7 months ago) Permalink

*applauds*

Madchen, Sunday, 11 May 2014 14:07 (7 months ago) Permalink


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