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so, what do you make of his petulant little tantrum then? he's been throwing them at man u this season (but acting as managers messenger boy? certainly with his blessing it seems), doing the same now for the republic.

so, players thinking they're bigger than the team again it seems, anyway, what do you think?

gareth, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I talked on the World Cup thread about it. But I'm also just thinking back to 1994, anyone remember Keane being taken before the press and humiliated by Big Jack?

Say what you want about old baldy's tactics etc but Keane would have been having meals through a straw if he carried on like this back in the old days.

Ronan, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

With the exception of Goliath, this is a bad thing indeed. Roy Keane, great player, rotten sod.

Jonnie, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I can't help but love Roy Keane, even though I can't really support his recent actions. But maybe the serious dedbate that underlies all this is what his biographer and defender Eamonn Dunphy was banging on about yesterday: the lack of professionalism in the Irish setup, too many people being happy to go along with the 'There for the craic'/'Everyone loves the Paddies' attitude.

There's also Keane's personal life to consider - his marriage is on the rocks and apparently there were (are?) to be fresh scandals published in this coming Sunday's pr

N., Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I can still remember Steve Sedgeley making wanker gestures at him during the '91 cup final.Ahh, Sedgeley, halcyon days.

Jonnie, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

ess.

N., Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

All sorts of wonderful speculation on various Celtic and Ireland messageboards, relating to extra-marital activity, pregnancies, kiss and tells, Bertie Ahern's interventions and McCarthy's impending resignation and replacement by Big Jack on Martin O'Neill. Marvellous stuff.

ON a basic point, no individual is bigger than the team; ergo, he had to go. He seems to be under the impression that Big Mick has deliberately picked players not as good as he is; unlike at Man Ure, the manager can't go out and buy some new players for him to play with.

Good riddance I say.

Nathan Barley, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I fucking hate Roy Keane, I'm glad he's going home in disgrace, the man is quite obviously an odious cunt.

chris, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I'm sure he thinks highly of you too!

Jonnie, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Roy, if you're reading, car park now, jackets off, toe to toe.

Sorry everything about that bloke really gets my back up, he was a cocky little bastard at Forest and Cloughie couldn't knock any sense into him, the only reason he gets on so well with Ferguson is cos they're the same sort of bully and so he acts as his enforcer or summat. Castration, it's the only answer

chris, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

'McCarthy's impending resignation and replacement by Big Jack on Martin O'Neill.'

That's cheating.

Raul had a bit of a tiff with a coach the other day, I was hoping he'd come home in a huff too. That bloke from Arsenal had a bit of fisticuffs with a fellow Swede, it's catching on.

PJ Miller, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

what i'm finding a bit worrying is the visceral hatred that irish people now seem to have for RK. this jpeg that's currently going round features a pic of his head with a crosshair thing superimposed over it. there's nothing big or clever about threatening to kill someone. grow up, you football fans.

rener, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

i don't mean you personally, obv. - just people who think circulating jpegs like that is funny.

rener, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I think he lost it nutcase style having read the papers this morning. One player said "he questioned Mick as a manager and as a person, I've never seen anyone abused like that before, he was white with rage".

I don't want to kill Roy Keane, but I'll be very annoyed by any sympathy he's shown and I'd like to this negate everything else he's done for Irish football too.

Ronan, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Having said that I do think N. has a point and it would seem a very Irish thing for there to be a sort of lazy disorganised feel to matters. But that doesn't give Roy Keane the right to do what he did. Whatever he said. Several players have admitted to being very shocked by his comments.

Ronan, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Roy Keane is the Isobel Campbell of international football.

PJ Miller, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Peter Miller is a prophet. Maybe that is why he had to leave his own country ....

David, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Surely if he was the Isobel Campbell of football he would have pretended to have some stomach bug rather than have a public huff?

N., Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

The more today goes on the more my sensible opinions of earlier are turning into absolute rage at people phoning radio stations to criticise McCarthy. That's making me hate Roy Keane far more. Mick is a good manager and people are being very very very unfair.

Ronan, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I mean we only know the half of it. Keane should not have been sent home. We *NEED* Keane. But apparently, he called McCarthy 'a fucking wanker', so he really dug his own hole there. This antagonism between McCarthy and Keane has being going on for ages and McCarthy cant control him. Keane never turned up for the second playoff in Tehran or for a very high-profile testimonial for Niall Quinn. I don't want Keane to be vilified but I dont want to lay blame at McCarthy either but this would never have happened under Jack Charlton. I feel sorry most of all for the supporters out in Japan.

Michael Bourke, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I didn't want Keane to become the bad guy, but there are people now slating McCarthy and in the process insulting the whole team with the assumption that it was Keane and Keane only that ever got us anywhere. It's so much easier for people to blame boring old Mick than Mr Superstar World Class Roy Keane.

Also there's a great deal of people who are behaving like 12 year olds and can't seem to see beyond the fact that "I'd rather Roy Keane than Mick McCarthy for Ireland". I mean principles are principles.

I'm not sure how committed Roy was anyway, all this "i'm only coming back for my family" nonsense, if anyone was looking for an excuse for Roy Keane to be sent home, it was Roy Keane.

Ronan, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Chris - would you stab the fucking cunt in his fucking throat?

I loathe him too. Psychopathic, bulging eyed thug. So there'll always be a place at Wimbledon FC for him.

Mark C, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Roy to Mick McCarthy:

"Who the fuck do you think you are, having meetings about me? You were a crap player, you are a crap manager. The only reason I have any dealings with you is that somehow you are manager of my country and you're not even Irish, you English cunt. You can stick it up your bollocks."

Oo-err!

Johnathan, Saturday, 25 May 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

wow, that's pretty bloody awful. I double my comments above.

chris, Saturday, 25 May 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

and his knowledge of human anatomy is rather limited isn't it? I always knew he was a thick cunt

chris, Saturday, 25 May 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

I suppose it's technically possible to stick it up your bollocks - if it was a needle or something - but I wouldn't fancy trying it.

Johnathan, Saturday, 25 May 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

Did anyone else listen to the Niall Quinn press conference this morning? Weird goings on, man. Quinn didn't sleep last night as he was waiting for the Keane RTE interview to see if he was going to apologise or not. There have been all these goings on behind the scenes in an attempt to sort it out, but it looks like Keane's stubbornness/principles was more intractractable than the rest of the team thought. Quinn alluded to a lot of things that haven't yet been made public being contained within his phone calls to Keane.

N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Weird goings on, man."

N. — do you like Ray Manzarek?

mark s, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

New chant for the Irish fans

He's mean, he's green, he likes to vent his spleen....Roy Keane..repeat ad infinitum

They'd be mad to have him back, they'll lose more in team spirit and cohesion than they'll gain by having one great player back.

Billy D, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

i overheard someone the other day suggesting football was a team sport!

gareth, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

Mc Carthy hands Keane an olive branch. Where will this end? Will it be decided by referendum?

N., Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

I think Keane will apologise and McCarthy will say "Stick it up your bollocks". "Stick it up your bollocks" is my new favourite phrase.

Jonnie, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

3 years pass...
So he says he's leaving Man Utd at the end of the season but he wants to continue playing but "not for an English club"... nudge nudge, knowhorrimean, say no MORE! Well, that's what us Celtic fans are thinking...

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 30 September 2005 10:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

say no MORE

Say MUCH LESS. He's reportedly on £75k a week or thereabouts. That's four good players for an old man with a bad temper and a dodgy hip.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 30 September 2005 11:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

Well, we'll see, where else would he go, Cork City?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 30 September 2005 11:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

Qatar or something, hopefully.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 30 September 2005 11:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

We've got to get rid of Strachan somehow

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 30 September 2005 11:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...
Manchester United's crisis deepened tonight as MUTV were forced to pull a programme scheduled to go out on MUTV on Monday evening where 'Roy Keane plays the Pundit'.

The programme was recorded at United's training complex at Carrington on Monday lunchtime, the injured United captain giving his verdict on the debacle at the Riverside Stadium on Saturday evening, but United hierarchy pulled the show as the Irishman laid in to more than one first team regular with amazing vitriol.

terry lennox. (gareth), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

:)

F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

haha! gareth, where is the full version of this article?

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

More here...

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:38 (7 years ago) Permalink

I think this has finally won me over to Keane. It reminds me of when Stoichkov walked out of the stadium at half time during the 98 World Cup because he thought his team mates weren't worthy to play with him.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 09:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

With the possible exception of Richardson, Roy Keane is correct on every point.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 10:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yes, but you do these things behind closed doors.

I would instantly sack Keane and get him away from the club. Has Keane never played a bad game? You'd think that all of MUFC's success over the years was singlehandedly down to Keane. What about Giggs, Scholes, Schmichael, Cantona etc etc? I have absolutely no respect for this kind of sniping from the sidelines. Ferguson and the club need to stick with the players they have and try and work on correcting the problems. Stick together and work it out. Why doesn't Keane get in there and help to put things right? Because he's a whinging self-serving cunt, that's why. Look at his track record - a series of pathetic disputes about money or the affrontery of having to play with players who aren't in his class. He might have been the best midfielder in the country 7 years ago, but for the last 3 or 4 he's been living on reputation - slow, limited and half-crocked. He was good once though, I'll give him that.

Of course Ferguson won't kick him out.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 10:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

I think the chances of Keane leaving before Ferguson are pretty much zero now.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 10:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

Neither of them will be there this time next year.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 10:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

Well...why the fuck DID he sell Jaap Stam?

F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 18:47 (7 years ago) Permalink

Personality clash weren't it?

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 18:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

yeah RIGHT

A Year On

Review from northerner about Stam, Jaap, 09.09.02
Author's product rating
Advantages World Class Defender
Disadvantages Abrupt departure

Summary:
Full review
Amid the fallout from Roy Keane’s literary efforts, the controversy surrounding Old Traffords last would be author remains unclear. Although Manchester United have rightfully suggested that no player will now be allowed permission to write an autobiography whilst at the club, the situation surrounding the sale of Jaap Stam has yet to be resolved. A number of different explanations were offered at the time, but the fans are still unclear as to why the club sold their based defender at such short notice, without a reasonable explanation for such an abrupt transfer.

The first explanation, provided by the club, is that Stam had failed to recover sufficiently from an operation on his achilles tendon, and was no longer playing at the level the club expected of him. Laurent Blanc, persistently pursued by the club, had recently become available, and with the progress of Wes Brown and John O’Shea, Stam would no longer be a first choice, and the chance to recoup £15m to offset the cost of the summer transfers was seen as good business. However, the timing of the transfer makes this explanation seem unlikely. If the club really had intended to replace Stam, then it would have made sense to conduct the transfer before the season started, not rushing to beat the European transfer deadline. Suggesting that Stam was sold because he was no longer needed at the club is about as credible as the argument that Rio Ferdiand was signed by Leeds as a stop-gap.

The second explanation is one constructed from various sources within the club, which suggest Stam’s sale may have been the result of a serious of misunderstandings. After media attention surrounding his book, Stam believed he may have damaged his relationship with the club, so instructed his agent to investigate possible moves away from England if the situation became worse. The United board soon found out that an agent acting for Stam had been touting possible interest in his client, and mistakenly believed that Stam wanted a move away from the club. The board decided that is Stam was to leave, it would be on their terms, and also began to investigate possible moves. Having recently signed Veron form Lazio, United had a good relationship with the Italian club, and soon agreed a transfer, which Stam had little chance of rejecting. As an explanation, this has credibility, as misunderstandings between players, agents and clubs are common. However, it is unlikely both that Stam would have believed his comments would force him to leave the club, and that United would transfer a player before verifying rumours of him looking to leave the club.

The third explanation, provided by the media, is that comments made in Stam’s autobiography caused concern within the club, and the decision was made to offload the player. Comments concerning team mates were insulting, but light hearted. However, comments regarding European opposition, and a suggestion that Manchester United made an illegal approach for him whilst at PSV, were potentially damaging and hence the club were forced to transfer him. As the timing between the release of his book, and his transfer were coincident, it was the easy option to conclude that the book was the course of the dispute. However, it seems highly unlikely that Manchester United would offload their best defender simply for a few out of place remarks. Although a simple explanation, it seems that it lacks any real substance.

The fourth possible explanation, and possibly the most credible, came to light after the transfer had been completed, and Stam had begun his career at Lazio. After a routine drug test, Stam was found to have taken nandralone, and was subsequently banned for 6 months. This was one a series of bans, mostly Dutch players, for taking banned substances. Allegations has been made that The Holland squad for Euro 2000 had been taking dietary supplements that may have contained banned sub stances. Following bans for Davids and DeBoer, many clubs instructed their medical staff to test any Dutch players in their squad. It has become apparent that Manchester United probably tested both Van Nistlerooy and Stam, although the results were withheld. It is now suggested that Manchester United, on discovering that Stam tested positive, were aware that it was only a matter of time before the player was officially tested, and given a lengthy ban. The decision was taken that a replacement for Stam would have to be found, and that Laurent Blanc could lead the defence until a younger replacement was found. This relies on the assumption that Lazio didn’t conduct their own medical tests, although the proximity of the transfer deadline may have forced the club to perform a medical quickly. If this is the explanation why Stam was transferred to Lazio, and initially it is highly plausible, it is obvious that the club would look to withhold the information, and suggest alternative reasons for the move. The controversy over Jaap’s book may have helped the club conceal the truth surrounding the deal, which may have damaged the club’s reputation.

The impact of Stam’s sale on the Manchester United defence caused much interest within the football world. Stam was undoubtedly the based individual defender in the squad, and one of the best centre backs in the world. However, legitimate doubts were raised over his ability to play within a defensive unit, and to provide leadership to the younger members of the defence. Laurent Blanc was seen as a vastly experienced defender who could organise the defence for a season before a younger defender could be brought in to build to the defence around. However, to suggest that the sale of Stam was the reason why Manchester United failed to retain the Premiership title is both inaccurate and unfounded. Firstly, although of the top 6 sides, only Newcastle conceded more goals, it was United’ s failure to score goals that cost them the title. United failed to secure a record fourth successive title because they lost 6 games at home, failing to score in all six games, and losing five of them 1-0. Arsenal won the title because they scored in every game, home and away, not because they had a better defensive record. Equally, the claim that keeping Stam at the club would have improved that defensive record are inaccurate. Blanc had an excellent season, providing the leadership that had previously been missed. United conceded goals because of injuries that made it impossible to get a settled defence, with 17 different centre back pairings over the course of the season, and the attacking style of play which provides little cover for the defence.

Ultimately, it is still unclear why Jaap Stam’s career at Old Trafford was abruptly ended. If the club were aware that Stam would test positive if he was officially sampled, then it is in their best interests not to disclose that they offloaded a player knowing he would test positive for a banned substance. United have moved on, brining in Blanc who had an excellent first season, and subsequently signing one of the most promising centre backs in the world in Rio Ferdinand. Stam has struggled in the unsettled atmosphere of Lazio amid financial difficulties and his drugs ban. The real explanation for Stam’s sale to Lazio, along with the £15m owed to Manchester United, is uncertain.

F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 19:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

I love this:

On another occasion Keane is described as having "lost it" when he saw Ruud van Nistelrooy combing his hair before an interview with MUTV at the club's training ground.

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,1563,1627340,00.html

Alba (Alba), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

They also say that he has only started going mental since he STOPPED drinking.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

Oh I can understand that

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

ruud and ole come pretty unscathed in keanes autobiography though?

terry lennox. (gareth), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

Keane's book was written the year before those incidents with OGS and RVN, in order to cash in on the World Cup controversy.

My favourite bit in the book was when he threw a strop about everyone eating unhealthy cheese sandwiches then stormed up to his room and ordered a pizza (you know, those things with the BREAD and the CHEESE) from room service.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

This thread needs more Ronan.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

Meanwhile, Keane's "replacement" doesn't seem to be winning over the fans

Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

its unfortunate, about alan smith. he doestn deserve what is coming his way

terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, 5 November 2005 02:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

What is coming his way? I'm not hearing people saying he's rubbish, but I am hearing an awful lot of people asking why the hell he is being played in a position that isn't at all his.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 November 2005 11:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

I don't think he's very good, not any more. Certainly not top class, anyway. Out of his depth in central midfield, and he doesn't score enough goals upfront. Yes, I know, great determination, tremendous workrate and all that, but they said that about Emile Heskey. If Alan Smith was put up for sale tomorrow, who could you envisage buying him?*

*Maybe Newcastle, but they're menko like that.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 5 November 2005 12:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

yea hes been played out of position, but keane didnt really say that did he

he would go to villa

terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, 5 November 2005 12:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

I just dont get it. WHY did Fergie turn him into a midfielder? He's the last attacker I could envisage making this change. He's not got the technical skills for the job as an attacking midfielder, average passing ability, no vision for the game and he sure as hell cant hold on to the ball. Fergie is to blame of course.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Saturday, 5 November 2005 14:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

Well, I'd agree that he's no Roy Keane, but just to play Fergie's Advocate for a minute:

He was arguably signed as an attacking midfielder-cum-striker. I might be wrong about this, but I thought he was often played as right-side midfielder at Leeds. He certainly wasn't signed for his strike rate, which was never that impressive (and worse than Viduka's). At the time United had Van Nistelrooy as the proven striker, with Forlan and Saha battling it out for the second spot, and Solksjaer supposedly about to return from injury. It seems more likely he was bought for his aggression and attitude, qualities lacking in many of the other players. With Rooney suddenly signed at the start of Smith's first season he was even less likely to be needed as striker (or he wouldn't have been if it hadn't been for Van Nistelrooy, Saha, Rooney and Solksjaer all being injured). Come this season and Ferguson was faced with virtually no transfer budget - I think the net spend was about £1 million, even though Park and VDS came in about ten others were shipped out to reduce the wage bill for the indebted new owners - and an ageing Roy Keane that needed replacing. Who else *from within the squad* could he have chosen? Some pundits last weekend were suggesting Ferguson should sign Gerrard! With what???? Besides, if he's not going to leave Liverpool for Chelsea, why on earth would he go to Man Utd?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 5 November 2005 15:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

Roy Keane has left Man U!

"Mutual consent..."

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 November 2005 12:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

"I didn't phone the gaffer because he'd agreed I was ridiculous..."

Tim (Tim), Friday, 18 November 2005 12:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

KEANE LEAVES UNITED

By Simon Stone, PA Sport

Roy Keane has sensationally left Manchester United by mutual consent.

A statement released by the Old Trafford outfit confirmed that their long-serving captain has departed with immediate effect after it became clear that his future at the club was untenable.

The 34-year-old's representative Michael Kennedy met United chief executive David Gill at Old Trafford to thrash out details of Keane's severance, completing one of the most dramatic departures Manchester United has ever known.
mfl

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 18 November 2005 12:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

Just in time to become the new Rangers' manager

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 12:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

you're not even mancunian, you irish cvnt!

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 18 November 2005 12:27 (7 years ago) Permalink

For once a football club does the right thing.

Dr.C, Friday, 18 November 2005 12:27 (7 years ago) Permalink

Forest reject.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 18 November 2005 12:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

Mark my words:

I think the chances of Keane leaving before Ferguson are pretty much zero now.
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 1st, 2005.


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Neither of them will be there this time next year.
-- Teh HoBB (j__...), November 1st, 2005.

Teh HoBB at work, Friday, 18 November 2005 12:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

Stick it up your Ballacks, you Scottish cunt

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 November 2005 13:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'd love to see him at Everton. We could get another four seasons out of him.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yeah he's perfect for The Championship

On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

Colleague at work : "You'll be pleased, he can go to Celtic now"
Me : "GAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH" followed be *sound of me hitting head off desk*

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

He can play for Celtic if he agrees to play for free

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

Scottish football phone-ins are full of it.

Apparently Rodney Marsh said he expected Keane to be involved in the Old Firm game tomorrow (to which Derek Johnstone said "Aye, singing songs in the Celtic end!")

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

Scottish football phone-ins are full of it.

In so many ways, in so many ways.

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

We don't need him. Free or not.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:27 (7 years ago) Permalink

(also, Gerry, I don't need a lift tomorrow, thanks, other arrangements have been made already).

Sorry for derailment, folks. Erm, really, why would Celtic need him? We've already got one aging Irish defensive midfielder.

Mind you, headlines on Reporting Scotland just now "Celtic offer Roy Keane an open invitation". Hopefully just to sit in the stand.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

We've already got one aging Irish defensive midfielder

To be accurate, we've already got one aging Irish defensive midfielder who gets up right the noses of the fans and players of every team he plays against

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

Heard about this earlier. Say hi to the new Irish manager as according to Joe Duffy survey today *sigh*

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Saturday, 19 November 2005 01:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

Oh, obviously the guy who embarrassed the Irish FA by walking out of the Ireland World Cup squad will be first choice to lead them to, erm, somewhere.

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 19 November 2005 09:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

haha his stock is so low now he'll have to play in australia

for NEW ZEALAND FC haha pwn

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 19 November 2005 09:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

And the same paper says that Keane himself would favour going to the Toffees or Aston Villa.

That's the normally reliable Sunday People.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 21 November 2005 13:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

you all have got to watch this clip, Irish pundits going bananas over Roy Keane

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 4 December 2005 19:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

"this is a man who doesn't showboat, like Niall Quinn!"

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Sunday, 4 December 2005 19:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

The bit about Rod Liddle is astonishing.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 December 2005 21:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

Hilarious and demented.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 4 December 2005 21:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

"Ah, come on, that's out of order"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 4 December 2005 21:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

brilliant

Porkpie (porkpie), Sunday, 4 December 2005 21:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

HE STANDS UP TO BULLIES, HE'S A FAMILY MAN!

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 4 December 2005 21:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

he stands up to bullies

!!!

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

"He is a family man. He is a father to every child in the world, a husband to every woman. He never leaves the toilet seat up. He can run through a forest without breaking a single twig. Instead of arms he has gigantic double decker buses which carry children from remote areas to school. He once met Noel Edmonds on the street!!!!"

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

Wow. This is fantastic.

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:31 (7 years ago) Permalink

He goes and sees sick children in hospital!

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

He's a class act! He's a gentleman!

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

He is right about EVERYTHING!

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:38 (7 years ago) Permalink

He turned me into a newt... I got better.

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 5 December 2005 11:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

What do they say about Liddle? He's done lots of anti-Irish stuff in his 'column' so can imagine he isn't Dublin's favourite son.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

"Rod Liddle, a man who left his wife for another woman"

RickyT (RickyT), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Truth be told I don't think I've heard any mention of him. I do like the sermonising from Dunphy. The man has no shame which is all to the good!

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

haha unbelieveably brilliant!

- fergie -
- keane is roight.
- no, fergie -
- keanie is roight.
- fergie -
- KEANE IS ROIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

also yes niall quinn, everyone digging at each other, and "vieira fannying and flipflopping"

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

btw does n quinn entirely write his own columns ot is it the usual secret "niall quinn was talking to" business? they r v impressive i think

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

anyone see Quinn yesterday on Sky Sports, they asked him about Richard Dunne making that mistake to let Bent score, and he said

"Don't get me wrong, I love Richard Dunne to bits, I really do, but thought he could have done better there etc etc"

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

Keane seems set to sign for his "boyhood heroes" Celtic after a move to Real Madrid fell through.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

Even tho I'm not remotely convinced of the wisdom of this move I still think it'll be awesome to see him run out in the hoops

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

It'll make for a happy dressing room, I'm sure.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

I reckon Roy and Neil Lennon should run out together at Celtic Park, singing "Bring Me Sunshine" and doing that silly dance Morecambe and Wise used to do

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

I see Keane attracting the same sort of attention that Souness did in his first season in Scotland, to be honest (and with a similar disciplinary record, I'll wager).

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

You beat me to it. This is Souness for Tims.

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:49 (7 years ago) Permalink

Quality press conference. Wee Gogs giving it "you callin ma mate a liar?" when asked if it was his decision to bring Keane in :-)

You have a reputation as an outspoken and honest player, how do you think your new teammates will feel about your arrival?
I'm sure they'll love me.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...
If you are talking about the best-ever Premiership player, I think Roy Keane still shades it. But Alan runs him very close.

Alan Hansen in his bbc column today.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 9 January 2006 16:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

I still think it'll be awesome to see him run out in the hoops

If he gets a chance after his run-out in the non-hoops on Sunday :)

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Smart talking, Hansen.

What about Cantona? Zola? Or are we talking about attrition?

adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

FWIW, je pense que Le Grand Eric est tres sous-estime'.

adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

It's been said before, but why we should only evaluate players from 1992 onwards gets on my fucking knockers. It naturalises the schism of that year as somehow meaningful and important, when in fact it was just a greed-inspired landgrab that has diddly to do with the quality of players.

If you have to ask the question though, my money would be on Cantona too. He was utterly central to the winning of the league from 1992-97, and his influence on a group of players who went on to win another 3 titles and a European Cup is well-documented.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 00:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

Cantona or Henry.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 08:38 (7 years ago) Permalink

If you are talking about the best-ever Premiership player, I think Roy Keane still shades it. But Alan runs him very close.

Are you sure Alan Hansen isn't talking about himself?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 10:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

I was waiting for that.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 10:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

Well he is his own greatest fan

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 10:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...
Roy Misses chance to play as caught short

From someone on WSC board:

"This place is a fucking disgrace! You haven't prepared at all! I mean here I am, on the bench, warming up, and I need a piss. And where can I go? Back in the dressing rooms? I tell you, Sir Alex would have had urinals set up right here, next to the f*cking bench, where I need them. This is a complete bloody shambles. Strachan, you're a c*nt. You're not even f*cking Irish, what the f*ck do you know about needing to go for a piss while waiting to play for Celtic. You ginger-haired, Scottish c*nt."

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 30 January 2006 23:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...
i phoned the gaffer and he agreed, it's all over

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 12 June 2006 12:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

Gosh, I was harsh on him up there. He came good in the end for Celtic, and I wish he would stay, even if just for the Champions League games. Cheers, Keano :-)

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 12 June 2006 13:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 years pass...

Some questioned whether he would return to management following his tempestuous departure from the Stadium of Light. "You have to wonder who'd want him now when he has walked again," Cascarino wrote at the time, adding he would be "amazed if he got another job in football".

Keane retorted: "I would not give him the time of day. I am quite happy to comment on people's opinion in football I respect, but Tony Cascarino is a man I certainly do not respect for a lot of reasons, and if I told you, you would be shocked. So the day I worry about Tony Cascarino will be a very sad day of my life."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/apr/24/roy-keane-ipswich-town-tony-cascarino

the pinefox, Friday, 24 April 2009 09:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

shocked !!!

the pinefox, Friday, 24 April 2009 09:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

Cascarino's a wifebeater iirc.

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Friday, 24 April 2009 09:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

You're only saying that because he's Irish.

Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Friday, 24 April 2009 10:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

doesn't he mean that "Big Cas" had a "Big Gambling Problem"

Local Garda, Friday, 24 April 2009 10:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

x-post Big Cas not actually Irish, at all. Not even the legal Irish connections to play for Ireland.

Local Garda, Friday, 24 April 2009 10:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

"Roy Keane's got 'shocking' information about me? I'd like to know what that is. Tell the world, Roy. I've got nothing to hide. But I know plenty about you that would shock quite a few people. If Roy's trying to intimidate me, it won't work. You can't bully me, Roy - Keane versus Cascarino is a fight that will go the distance.

"As for him not respecting what I say, I couldn't give two hoots. I won't lose a minute's sleep. It's funny, I never had a fallout with Roy over a decade as Ireland team-mates, but as soon as I started writing my honest opinion about the way he behaves, he didn't like it.

"Roy needs to look at his own behaviour, not mine. He needs to ask why rumours spread within the game about why many players at Sunderland weren't happy while he was in charge there.

"He should look at why he left Sunderland in the lurch, just like he did with Ireland. Will the same thing happen at Ipswich?"

picking up steam

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 24 April 2009 12:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

Still surprised to see him at Ipswich. It looks like the Clough theory of needing total control with everyone totally reliant on you-as-messiah (not a bad thing necessarily, it's served O'Neill fine)

Ismael Klata, Friday, 24 April 2009 12:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

except haven't they been taken over by a gajillionaire or something. agree that the manager as dictator can work fine, as long as he can delegate where he's not competent- keane's transfer record is as patchy as anybody's at premier league level.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 24 April 2009 12:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

x-post Big Cas not actually Irish, at all. Not even the legal Irish connections to play for Ireland.

― Local Garda, Friday, 24 April 2009 10:46 (1 hour ago) Permalink

is this true? he says in his autobiography that he wasn't really entitled to play for Ireland, because his mother was adopted and not a blood relative of his irish grandfather. but elsewhere I've read that's not correct - an adoption is as good as a blood relation as far as the regs are concerned.

joe, Friday, 24 April 2009 12:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

as far as regs or concerned, but in terms of assuming the wifebeatery we'll need a certificate of blood.

also- would be extremely surprised if adoption allowed you to play under fifia regs under any circumstances, probably very tightly worded, that one.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 24 April 2009 12:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

he wasn't adopted, his mum was which made her an irish citizen.

joe, Friday, 24 April 2009 12:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

but doesn't give him the wifebeating gene, crucially.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 24 April 2009 13:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 years pass...

Keane admits he cannot foresee a time when he and Ferguson enjoy a healthy relationship again.

“I wouldn’t have thought so, no,” Keane said. “He’s a busy man and I’m fairly busy."

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

http://www.byfarthegreatestteam.com/posts/roy-keane-robot-manman-winner/

Gary Neville tells a story of texting Keane with his new mobile number, and receiving a text straight back from him, which said: “So what.”

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:48 (9 months ago) Permalink

A photographer I worked with once asked Keane to growl in to the camera. “I’m a footballer, not a fucking actor,” he replied.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:48 (9 months ago) Permalink

"You don’t contest football matches in a reasonable state of mind."

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:50 (9 months ago) Permalink

The small details mattered to Keane. On his first day of pre-season training with United in 1993 he ordered a taxi to drive to the Cliff training ground, and followed behind in his own car to guarantee he would not get lost.

Surely getting the taxi would have been a better call?

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 09:48 (9 months ago) Permalink

In the summer of 1998, on the brink of his comeback, I spoke with Keane at the Cliff. He seemed like a man in a hurry, as though he wanted to make up for lost time.

Vintage deficit of self-awareness.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 09:52 (9 months ago) Permalink

-xpost- Maybe Roy knew he'd be criticising the driving so much he wouldn't remember the route.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 09:54 (9 months ago) Permalink

he didn't want to pay for a taxi back. money doesn't grow on trees fellas.

pandemic, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 10:32 (9 months ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

His property tax form just landed on my desk

b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:30 (3 months ago) Permalink

that was the trouble, everyone wanted something. even in ireland they had tried to charge me something they called "tax" on my earnings. "roy has money now, let's take him to the cleaners," they no doubt thought or said in their minds. it was bollocks. i phoned my accountant and he repeatedly tried to explain what tax was. fired.

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:40 (3 months ago) Permalink


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