The Trader Joe's Product Discussion Thread (S/D)

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Because I have one in my neighborhood now and because I can't afford to shop much in the foodie shops.

Great stuff I have tried:

The trail mixes (especially "Simply the Best" w/cranberries, cherries, cashews, almonds, pineapple, etc.)
The tamales (cheese > chicken > beef imo)
Seeded Whole Wheat Bread (the one that looks kind of like a knockoff of "The Baker")
European Style Whole Milk Yogurt (plain)
Swiss Dark Chocolate
Gyoza Dumplings (esp. pork)

Good/Decent:
Hofbrau Bock beer
Pollo Asado (the pre-marinated one you cook yourself)
Salmon Roulettes (frozen)
Fajita Burrito
Enchiladas Verdes
Crab Patties
Quesadillas (the non-frozen ones)
Natural peanut butter (hard to fuck this up)
Whole Wheat Blueberry Muffins
French Vanilla Ice Cream

Meh:
Wild salmon
Vegetable Burrito
Some kind of frozen vegetable medley with weird flavored-butter melty clumps
Most of the other jarred pasta sauces

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

It's a bit disturbing how easily Trader Joe's has lulled me into eating so much frozen food. But I guess law school is partly to blame for that.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

classic: lb bag of pecans for $6
sourdough bread
hard-to-find red-label california style sourdough bread
focaccia ($2.99)
seasonal spiced apple drink with cloves and things
dud: recalled peanut products
not selling individual avocados
some weird kind of carrots that sound delicious but you get them home and they're just more frozen carrots with weird lumps of ginger infused butter that you eat on their own, just a bowl of carrots whose refined charisma you thought might carry them.

deveraux billings (schlump), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

chili mango slices <3

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

some weird kind of carrots that sound delicious but you get them home and they're just more frozen carrots with weird lumps of ginger infused butter that you eat on their own, just a bowl of carrots whose refined charisma you thought might carry them.

― deveraux billings (schlump), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 11:16 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

Yeah, that! It was gross!

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

classic:

salmon patties
peanut butter filled pretzels
i will second gyoza dumplings and seeded whole wheat
one of the bacons they sell, can't recall details

dud:

andouille sausage (this made me feel fucked up)

i don't have a microwave so large swaths of their frozen stuff is useless to me.

He grew in Pussyville. Population: him. (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

The cioppino is the absolute most refined, delicious, and clutch frozen dinner I have ever had. Throw it on some spaghetti and you have an even bigger meal.

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

do you have to microwave that?

He grew in Pussyville. Population: him. (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

s: that white cheddar w/ the carmalized onions in it (<---- my favorite shit ever)

The Reverend, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

s: mango mochi

The Reverend, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

classic:
vege medley w/balsamic butter dressing
vege medley w/potato wedges
^both great tossed with spag and oil
vegan choc chip cookies
almond caramel clusters
chocolate ice cream (some of the best ice cream and it's CHEAP)
hashbrowns
frozen vege lasagna

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 04:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

i wish trader joe's was not so crowded so i could go more often and buy cheap delicious things.

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 04:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

their fresh fruit is shit - every time we get stuff from there it goes rotten in a couple of days

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 04:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

no one's mentioned the dark chocolate ginger pieces...they're...delightful

dbro, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 04:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh i had a party and put out the dark chocolate covered almonds rolled in dark cocoa and ppl were like omg nommmmm

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 04:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

lacey cookies A++++++ not sure if they're TJ brand though

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 04:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, produce is generally hit or miss. I like buying their big bags o' mixed chard or "southern greens." I love cooking greens and cleaning/cutting them is such a pain, especially in my tiny-ass kitchen.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 04:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

As far as crowds -- best time to go is 10AM or earlier on a weekend (well, excluding going on a weekday during work hours, which you probably can't do). Another good time -- dinner hours, Friday evening.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 04:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

their fresh fruit is shit - every time we get stuff from there it goes rotten in a couple of days

the way they treat their apples makes me want to cry. you can paw through a whole shelf of apples and find none that aren't bruised

i always feel sorry for the people who are holding the signs that shepherd the line. at first i thought it was a pretty good lazy job, then i realised that it's queueing, ALL DAY LONG, never getting anywhere. when you're at the bank and there's a massive line, you always rely on that schadenfreude of other people piling up behind you and having to wait longer. but if you're the trader joe linesman ... always at the end of the line.

they also call it 'twelve items or fewer' which is nice

deveraux billings (schlump), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

I always find the cashiers super nice -- do they pay unusually well or something?

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

their bagged greens do seem to last really well - we get the baby spinach a lot, it's a big bag and stays fresh for close to two weeks.

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

dinner hours?? no way. that is also known as 'after work' when everyone in the world goes!

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

omfg

can u do me a kindness (jergins), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

dinner hours?? no way. that is also known as 'after work' when everyone in the world goes!

But Friday night it seems to work, like maybe 7:30 or later.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

good:

bread
peanut butter (also almond butter)
three cheese frozen pizza
sole filets
sharp cheddar (cheap!)
chocolate-covered edamame
tomato soup (okay, not as good as Amy's)

always disappointing:

anything salsa-related
produce

i stay away from the frozen dinners and pre-marinated crap too, and the overpriced meats.

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

they have nicely prized frozen meats.
i prefer whole foods' frozen fishes.

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

cheeapest clif bars off the net!

can u do me a kindness (jergins), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

"good:

bread"

But not good, the plain-old "Whole Wheat Bread" (the one with very small slices) -- cardboardy. Same with the bread that comes in imitation Alvarado Street Bakery packaging.

It's funny how TJ will have like five different brands of the same product that are all TJ's and all knockoffs of other brands, and then they compete against each other.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

classic x100:
free samples of coffee

iatee, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

i always feel sorry for the people who are holding the signs that shepherd the line. at first i thought it was a pretty good lazy job, then i realised that it's queueing, ALL DAY LONG, never getting anywhere. when you're at the bank and there's a massive line, you always rely on that schadenfreude of other people piling up behind you and having to wait longer. but if you're the trader joe linesman ... always at the end of the line.

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― deveraux billings (schlump), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:02 PM Bookmark

I have never seen this

The Reverend, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

I like the "New Zealand Grass Fed Organic Cheddar" -- very cheap! (not as yummy as Cabot, but, you know, in this economy...)

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

i have never bought any of the cheese/fresh meats because the line wraps around the store and makes it impossible to get to anything in that case

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

I have never seen this

do you live in somewhere with a breezy, unencumbered open plan trader joe's? like one in arizona where they test out new products?

i think there is a bit on the website dedicated to regional variations, if anyone is keen for more idiosyncratic tj innovation

deveraux billings (schlump), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I like the "New Zealand Grass Fed Organic Cheddar" -- very cheap!

That stuff's good -- it's a little earthy-tasting, though. I usually just get the Wisconsin sharp white cheddar.

You know what's pretty good, and new I think (at least in my neck of the woods)? The edamame hummus.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

My favorite of their hummuses is the Mediterranean Hummus

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

should be its own thread/poll, but i have come to the conclusion that all other houmouses are bullshit. i have been burned too many times. original is BEST, though red pepper is sometimes acceptable.

deveraux billings (schlump), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

Do you specifically mean Trader Joe's original or are you just against flavored hummuses in general?

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 05:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

The cioppino is the absolute most refined, delicious, and clutch frozen dinner I have ever had. Throw it on some spaghetti and you have an even bigger meal.

― throwbookatface (skygreenleopard)

One of my all-time faves too. I put it on rice at first but it's even better on pasta. And you can cook the seafood/sauce in a pan - no microwave necessary.

Also the Chicken Gorgonzola in the frozen section is classic. Make a sandwich with their cibatta.

nickn, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 06:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

A lot of their frozen stuff works in the toaster oven if you can wait around for a little while.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 06:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

their veggie meatballs are awesome. also, their wheat tortillas are shit for everything EXCEPT making enchiladas, we discovered today, in which case they are the best tortillas you can possibly buy.

akm, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 06:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Do the frozen stuff (entrees & such) on the stovetop with a little oil, maybe a little water--set it on medium-low and stir.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 06:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

best:
chocolate covered pretzels
chocolate mint hot chocolate
chocolate covered fruit
lacey cookies
brie - good price compared to Whole Foods
some of the frozen appetizers - mushroom turnovers I remember being pretty yummy, though I haven't had them in awhile
greek style yogurt
decent prices on fancy brand hard liquor
big jugs of juice
spiced apple cider

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 07:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

they have nicely prized frozen meats.
i prefer whole foods' frozen fishes.

agreed - Whole Foods has frozen soft-shell crab. They spent almost a year building a Whole Foods down my block, and I resented it a lot. Then I saw the frozen soft-shell crab. Best sandwich I've ever had was a soft-shell crab prepared burger like. Sorry to derail TJ thread with WF talk.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 07:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

I fuck w/ the mushroom turnovers

as per diddy's twitter (The Reverend), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 07:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

i don't really buy stuff from the freezer aisle much, but the frozen naan is classic! dud: i bought some frozen egg rolls recently and they came out kinda mushy and greasy. but classic: frozen puff pastry. and their pizzas aren't half bad, esp. the roasted vegetable one.

i'm stoked that they have the winter loaf fruit and nut bread right now! it's super-delicious, esp. the bits of candied orange peel.

one of my other favorite things is the nitrate-free pastrami, which has a very beefy/briny flavor.

if i buy pre-sliced sandwich bread at all, i buy the milton's whole grain bread or the new repackaged TJ's version of it (it's cheaper).

the cheese selection is somewhat meh, but i'm all about that cotswold cheddar. and i've been keeping little hunks of their grana padano around to grate on pasta, etc.

they used to have these triple-shot cans of iced espresso at a very good price. i'm deeply dismayed that they've stopped carrying them.

NYSE:JAH (get bent), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 07:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

so many things i've had from TJs were good or great the first time, horrible the second. the veggie chorizo, for instance. i hardly buy anything but staples there these days, the occasional lazy can of veggie chili... my wife loves their frozen pizzas. i find them pretty disgusting. they got rid of a lot of my favorite stuff in the past year or so.

quinoa bread - yum. not good for toast, though, just making sandwiches. everything bagels are okay. i'm really straining to think of anything exciting... um, chili-lime pistachios.

the balsamic veggie medley - blarrgh. canned soups - blarrgh.

WEREWOLF CONGRESS (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 08:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

when has something called a "veggie medley" EVER been good?

NYSE:JAH (get bent), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 08:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

they had this half-round of sourdough bread, might've been whole wheat sourdough that was awesome.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 08:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

when has something called a "veggie medley" EVER been good?

maybe if it was fried veggie medley, it'd be good. However, most things called "veggie medley" tend not to be fried.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 08:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

veggie medleys/mixed vegetable mixes are never good, this is true

pretty good -
moroccan salted olives
greek yogurt
baby beets
ginger cookies, the small ones that come in a round plastic container
some of the frozen enchiladas (chicken chile verde)
relatively inexpensive walnuts, almonds, also almond butter

football consultant, oakland raiders (daria-g), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 11:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

yes:
veggie meatballs (addicted to these)
garlic hummus dip
coffee

no:
produce (obviously)
"soy nuggets"

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 11:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm still into soy nuggets, though my girlfriend has gradually lost interest in them.

Other likes, with caveats:

margarita pizza (though it's no substitute for the great goat cheese pizza, which has since been discontinued)

frozen mildly spiced vegetable burritos (though I stopped buying them after I realized how calorie-laden they are)

fresh mild salsa (though it tends to get overly acidic after a couple of days)

I guess I have no complaints about the frozen seafood I've bought there.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 12:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

My gf also just walked into the room and said, "Did you mention BRITISH MUFFINS?" I said no because I don't give a shit about them, but for posterity, I should mention that she eats the cinnamon raisin variety pretty much every day.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 12:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

^different from English muffins?

f f murray abraham (G00blar), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 13:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

Not that I can tell.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 13:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wait, I take that back: I guess they don't have Thomas-style nooks and crannies.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 13:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

That's the Welsh influence.

f f murray abraham (G00blar), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 13:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

Undoubtedly.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 13:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

decent prices on fancy brand hard liquor

where do you live that they do this? i want to move there.

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 14:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

should mention that i've grown past charles shaw (hooray i am old!) but i still like to buy wines at their wine shop cause they're about $3-8 cheaper for most things than the shop in my neighborhood.

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 14:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

they dont have liquor or wine @ the bk outpost

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 14:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

tbh i have not really been feeling tjs lately after eating nothing but stuff from their store all thru college

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 14:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

will ride for the chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzels tho

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 14:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

those Maple Cream cookies are out of control good.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 14:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

that sounds absolutely disgusting

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 14:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

chili mango slices <3

These are not being appreciated enough.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 14:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

I've ventured into Trader Joe's out of curiosity, but I always get frustrated and leave empty-handed. I can't stand the in-no-way-intuitive layout (soy sauce is stocked in the freezer section next to eggrolls?) and there are huge gaps in what they stock (Thai rice sticks were the only non-Italian noodles I could find). But I don't buy prepared foods or snacks, so maybe TJ wasn't meant for me.

lindseykai, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 14:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

ugh, we got the chili mango slices and found them GROSS.

BUT WHY TJ DID YOU STOP SELLING THE CHOCOLATE COVERED PEANUTS? My gf asked, they said they weren't selling. WTF

dan selzer, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 15:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

But I don't buy prepared foods or snacks, so maybe TJ wasn't meant for me.

Possibly. CHILXor dan m. has said the same. I don't really go nuts with all of the snacks and cookies and shit, either, but there are two things that I eat with a great deal of regularity -- cereal and sandwiches -- and TJ's is definitely good for things like cheese, soy milk, condiments, etc.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 15:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

bread talk: quinoa bread is some crumbly shit.
the half-loaves of sourdough are great though. i don't really understand wholewheat sourdough, but the white loaves. also the tuscan panes and similar little seeded breads.

i remember someone speaking up for soy chorizo a while ago and being curious, because i don't really go in for faux-meat stuff. but the backlash has dissuaded me. are veggie meatballs good: for real?

also: little cherry tomatoes. can't really find them anywhere cheaper.

deveraux billings (schlump), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 15:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

BUT WHY TJ DID YOU STOP SELLING THE CHOCOLATE COVERED PEANUTS? My gf asked, they said they weren't selling. WTF

― dan selzer, Wednesday, March 11, 2009 11:07 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

Someone told me they have some kind of fairly strict system where they rotate out the bottom x% of products (in sales terms).

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 15:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

If you don't like prepared foods it's true that TJ doesn't have a lot to offer besides staples. It's definitely not a store for true foodies or cooking enthusiasts. Produce at the little green markets in the area is equally cheap and generally better. And Sahadi's and Damascus Bakery are good for specialty items.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 15:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

got to chime in for this lemon pepper w/ grinder trader joe's sells. my mom bought it for us randomly and it took my wife and i a couple months to actually try it, but now we cannot live without it. which is a problem because we're running low and we live in a state with no Trader Joe's. Mom?

tylerw, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 15:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

still so sad that tjs discontinued the flax pasta. brown rice and whole wheat is proving to be no substitute. the flax one ended up being just the right consistency -- not to chewy, but still on the firm side that let you know it was a bit more healthy than white flour. one of the managers told me a few months back they'd be trying out another flax variety, but no dice so far.

robotsinlove, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 15:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

may god help me if they ever get rid of darrell lea black licorice

life without it would be bleak

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 15:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

omg that reminds me the 25 seasoning salute is like a gift from the heavens!

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 16:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

Third on the veggie meatballs...also:

-super lazy but the three-packs of frozen brown rice somehow microwave perfectly every time and are great on-the-fly

-boil-in-bag Indian dal (nice w/ their mango chutney)

-GARLIC NAAN (not frozen)

-strawberry kefir (drinkable yogurt)

-red pepper-tomato soup in the carton thingy

Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 17:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

O yeah the carton soups have generally treated me well.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 17:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

third the carton soups - the red pepper/tomato is a fave of mine too

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

chili mango slices <3

big fan of these.

Also, A ________ Walks Into a Bar

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

the red pepper/tomato is pretty good, but honestly i kind of live on Amy's low-fat cream of tomato.

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Also:

Green apple granola
Vegetarian sushi
Lentil wrap

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Vegetarian sushi

Should've mentioned this earlier as a do-not-want. It's kind of gross.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

my boyfriend loves those soy nuggets - we discovered, by accident (lol), that the trick is to totally overbake them (45mins at 400)

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

Should've mentioned this earlier as a do-not-want. It's kind of gross.

It's lettuce, rice, squash and a little bit of tofu. What makes it gross?

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm on the fence about soy nuggets.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

xp They're a little sweet, which isn't something I want in sushi. I'm guessing it's preservatives.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh those fruit leather things w/ fiber added :)

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

i haven't been to tj's in like, months, though.

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

we discovered, by accident (lol), that the trick is to totally overbake them (45mins at 400)

Wow, you have far more patience than I do. If I'm eating soy nuggets, it's because I don't want to spend more than 5 minutes preparing a meal. (I just microwave them.)

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

frozen mac n cheese is amazing

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

expensive tho

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can make real food in 45 minutes!

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^Yeah, that's my point!

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

i KNOW that - but cooking is one of my least favourite activities, esp since me and my bf and pretty much polar differences when it comes to tastes.

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

;_;

if you come visit i will teach you to <3 cooking :)

yur twit (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 18:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

i don't have either the patience, efficiency or creativity to ever really enjoy cooking. the whole thing just stresses me out!

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 19:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

-GARLIC NAAN (not frozen)

This is mad tasty (although I prefer the tandoori naan) but I end up freezing it anyway because otherwise it goes bad v quickly

xps: yeah, as someone who doesn't enjoy cooking at all (although my capabilities in that department are pretty good, tbh), TJ's is a godsend

The-Reverend (rev), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 19:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

me too, rev - i CAN cook, and often do a reasonably good job of it. i was cooking family meals for 5 most week nights from the time i was 12-13. but i hate thinking about food and how to make it. which is also why tj's is so good - i can eat prettily healthily without putting much effort in.

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 19:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

Recent TJ's classicness:
Asparagus Risotto (might be too salty for some, but this is pretty much all I'm getting from the frozen aisle)
German Mountain cheese
Chicken sausage and polenta lasagna

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 19:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

Love:
Columbus Salame Co. coldcuts (although these are not TJs exclusively)
Cheaper prices on vino and booze, even if maddingly inconsistent stocking of beer brands
Flavored pita chips - OMMFG.

Hate:
Milk - sour in like, 4 days
Produce - just not well-looked after, even in CA

On the whole, TJ for froze and pre-packaged, and bread if I'm feeling meh about Von's selection. As detailed on numerous other threads, the South Pasadena area has an embarassment of riches when it comes to grocery stores - WF, TJ, Vons, Ralphs, Bristol Farms and Pavillions all within 2 miles, and a BevMo in the mix, as well.

You pretty much can cook anything you want on an hour's notice.

Barackin' In the Free World (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 19:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

never had problems with TJ's milk

The-Reverend (rev), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 19:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

i can eat prettily healthily

Not to sound self-righteous -- because God knows I'm not the healthiest eater -- but if you're buying anything that's prepackaged (unless it's just like frozen green beans or whatever), you're definitely sacrificing a certain amount of healthiness. Trader Joe's items are usually better than what you'd find at a mainstream supermarket (I don't recall seeing high-fructose corn syrup in any of their products, for instance), but any ready-to-eat product is still going to have way more sodium and other chemical preservatives than if you just made it yourself.

This is a big part of why I gave up those TJ's burritos. For a while I told myself they were a cheap, healthy meal -- vegan even! -- and then I read the nutritional info more closely. TJ's also has a tortilla soup in a jar that I had a couple times and liked but stopped buying when I realized it contained like 80% of your RDA of sodium.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 19:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

IIRC, South Pasadena has a pretty good farmer's market on Thursday.

And yeah, TJ's produce is uniformly poor but I do like those big tubs of fresh basil.

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 19:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

that's why i said 'pretty healthily' - i do realise i don't have the most amazingly nutritious diet, but i have to make a compromise: i could eat super healthily and feel stressed about it every day and dread coming home to cook, or i can do what i'm doing now.

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 19:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

and then I read the nutritional info more closely

this is where you went wrong, I think

iatee, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 20:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

god please bring one of these yuppie huts to walkable distance from my jersey city home thanknig u in advnce

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 20:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

xxp Totally. I feel much the same way, J.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 20:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

xp: tehresa - Trader Joe's has booze in the locations I go to - the San Francisco one, one in Emeryville, CA and new one in Oakland, CA. I think they're trying to open a store in Berkeley, and the city is hassling them about selling hard alcohol because it is on a street homeless people frequent, and Berkeley is concerned that Trader Joe's selling booze will somehow enable their already existant substance abuse problems. So maybe your TJ's lack of booze is the product of some city zoning issue.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 20:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

the half-loaves of sourdough are great though. i don't really understand wholewheat sourdough, but the white loaves. also the tuscan panes and similar little seeded breads.

It's sourdough bread made w/whole wheat flour. Or is it that you don't understand why this product would exist? I think the bread I was thinking of was the tuscan panes, though. I'm not a fan of pre-sliced bread, but I struggle to use up a whole loaf before it goes hard. The tuscan things actually last quite a while.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

So maybe your TJ's lack of booze is the product of some city zoning issue.

― what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, March 11, 2009 4:56 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

In NYC I think it's a limit on the number of liquor sale licenses in a geographical area. The Brooklyn one has beer but not wine or liquor.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

(although I have a feeling they get away with beers that approach wine-levels in ABV)

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

I think they're trying to open a store in Berkeley, and the city is hassling them about selling hard alcohol because it is on a street homeless people frequent

as opposed to every other street in the city. god I hate berkeley sometimes - opening up that trader joe's is the nicest thing that could ever happen to that area. (I used to live a few blocks away)

iatee, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

in ny though there are rules about selling both beer and wine, that's why it's always one or the other and not both.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

There's a lot to loathe about berkeley. However they do have the best record store, video store, and book store in the East Bay.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

There's already a TJ's on College. How many do you need?

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

In NYC I think it's a limit on the number of liquor sale licenses in a geographical area

California has these limits, too. There's a liquor license market and liquor license brokers. Parts of San Francisco are at the geographical limit, such that if you wanted to open a liquor store or restaurant/bar/club you would have to buy someone else's liquor license.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

There's already a TJ's on College. How many do you need?

The new one is going to be on University where the Firestone tire place was (I think). I was surprised they opened the one on Lakeshore because there was one on College and the Emeryville one, though the Lakeshore one is a really good location. Probably my best TJ's shopping experience was after happy hour at the Easy Lounge across the street - tipsy TJ's shopping. Had to really focus on buying things other than chocolate covered snacks and sausage.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

the one on college is shit - it's close to my work, but the other one is closer to where i live - and the one time we went there they were out of practically everything.

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 22:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

I would rather they open something else up at the Firestone lot. There has got to be something else that could go in there and be of use. 2 Andronicos, 1 Berkeley Bowl, 2 Safeways, 1 Whole Foods, and 1 Trader Joes seems like plenty of grocery options to me.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 22:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

I've never been to the one on College. I tend to avoid that area, except for Zachary's Pizza.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 22:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

if you don't have a car in berkeley, the college one is way too far away. don't think I've ever even been?

iatee, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 22:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

You guys need a bicycle with a basket, I think.

Anyway, off topic, my apologies.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 22:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

If I worked in downtown Berkeley, I could see going to the Firestone trader joe's to get lunch. That Berkeley Bowl, Whole Foods, and Andronico's are so close together seems like overkill, but where I grew up 3 of the 5 supermarkets for the town were within 5 blocks, and that was where the supermarkets were, perhaps the same logic as putting all the car dealerships in one area - though that logic applied to supermarkets is not airtight.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 22:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

you see the same thing in new zealand too - all the big chain supermarkets along one street.

just1n3, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 22:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah, the town where I grew up was home to the first super-Walmart in Northern California. I think it might have as many big chain retail stores as the city I live in now that has 8x as many people.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 22:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Last night's dinner was one of those metallic bags of Trader Joe's Dal Makhani, over leftover rice, with some frozen mixed veggies. The veggies were totally unseasoned, but the Dal Makhani more than compensated, and we both sat there eating going, "Oh wow, this is gooood."

This was prepared entirely with a microwave and two bowls.

kenan, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 23:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

Second the booze-loving. Big bottle of Walker Black (the 1.75L) for $7 cheaper than the BevMo, and you probably even a greater discount over liquor stores. Bought some bourbon and some good wines there the other day, I look forward to one tonight.

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 23:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

this thread totally was the only reason I made the uphill trudge to trader joe's today

I decided to buy the 'simpler times' beer because I am crazy poor and it is crazy cheap! is it any good?

iatee, Thursday, 12 March 2009 02:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

It's less complicated.

kenan, Thursday, 12 March 2009 02:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

it's certainly drinkable, though it needs a more hilarious label to suit the name.

He grew in Pussyville. Population: him. (call all destroyer), Thursday, 12 March 2009 02:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

It's sourdough bread made w/whole wheat flour. Or is it that you don't understand why this product would exist? I think the bread I was thinking of was the tuscan panes, though. I'm not a fan of pre-sliced bread, but I struggle to use up a whole loaf before it goes hard. The tuscan things actually last quite a while.

ah yeah, i just don't really understand it based on having eaten it. all the familiar sourdough taste was missing. the tuscan panes are real good.

deveraux billings (schlump), Thursday, 12 March 2009 03:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

lovelovelove (and would marry) the chocolate raspberry sticks.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 12 March 2009 04:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

So I was in Trader Joe's the other day with my son, who's 3 1/2, and really likes the ready-to-heat chili mac in the refrigerated section, and my son runs over to the refrigerator case, grabs a box of chili mac, hoists it over his head like the Stanley Cup, and bellows "CHIIIILLLLLIIIII MAAAAAAAAC!" to the great amusement of all nearby TJ employees.

So, chili mac.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 12 March 2009 04:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

the trader joe's near me is just this side of being too far to conveniently walk to for regular shopping expeditions, so it's been a while since i've partook of their stuff

that being said, something about their snacks always seemed slightly "off" to me-- their hummus, chips, salsa etc.

i remember their greek yogurt being awesome, though

plus awesome cheap beer, olive oil, nuts...

laceychabertfan@aol.com (dell), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

it's hard to go wrong with chocolate-covered fruit products - raspberry sticks are my fave after the milk chocolate covered pretzels.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

jaymc, i had a nightmare about astronomical sodium levels last night, thanks to you

just1n3, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

Haha, sorry.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

the TJ's in berkeley is going to be like three blocks from my house so Yes to that (although I don't see how anyone is going to park, maybe they're doing underground parking or something). This is the former location of the supermarket immortalized in that Ginsburg poem, incidentally.

akm, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^ really? For some reason I thought it was the Safeway in the Marina in SF.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

no.

also, yeah, there are a lot of supermarkets in berkeley, but not as many as lots of other places, and anyway, andronicos and whole foods are prohibitively expensive for lots of people these day, and north berkeley safeway is fucking gross (though i shop there all the time)

akm, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

anyway now I saw somewhere else that it was about something on college, but the daily planet in berkeley had an article a while back that stated it was about a supermarket that used to be on that lot. Gisburg lived on Milvia, right down from where I live now, which is where Howl was written.

akm, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

the ginsberg thing... wow, weird.

i hung out one night with a guy who worked at trader joe's. he was friends with a dodgy ex-roommate of mine. at one point he was like, "oh i'm going outside for a second to smoke some crack". i thought he was joking but he was totally and completely serious. it was kind of horrifying. such a nice young man, too...

laceychabertfan@aol.com (dell), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

I thought it was the Trader Joe's parking lot in Berkeley that Delroy Lindo got into an altercation at, but it looks like it was Whole Foods. (I think Adamrl mentioned this a while ago.)

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

there is no trader joe's in berkeley yet so it must have been, if it wasn't berkeley bowl

akm, Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

the berkeley bowl parking lot probably has more altercations than any Berkeley supermarket.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 12 March 2009 21:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

berkeley bowl is an overrated pain the ass. it'll be good when they open the new one, but seriously, it is just groceries, and not even cheap groceries.

akm, Thursday, 12 March 2009 21:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^ agreed.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 12 March 2009 21:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

go shop at grocery outlet for some real entertainment though

akm, Thursday, 12 March 2009 21:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

I saw a lesbian furry couple at Whole Foods a couple weeks back. Okay, only one of them was wearing a tail, the other had a fake fur animal print jacket. I saw them again the other day, not in furry garb.

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 12 March 2009 21:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

i realized after a trip to fairway the other day that their products are like 10x plus awesome than trader joe's.

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 14 March 2009 17:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

I don't even know what fairway is, but I know that's a lie

iatee, Saturday, 14 March 2009 18:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

In NYC I think it's a limit on the number of liquor sale licenses in a geographical area. The Brooklyn one has beer but not wine or liquor

Wine and liquor can't be sold at grocery stores in New York State (and food can't be sold at liquor stores, I think), although there has been talk to allow wine to be sold.

tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 14 March 2009 19:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fairway is pretty great. I wish it weren't all the way down in Red Hook.

lindseykai, Saturday, 14 March 2009 20:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

i went to the 72nd street one!

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 14 March 2009 21:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Since this is such an East Bay flavored thread I'll give a shoutout to the TJ's on Concord Ave in Concord. It doesn't get too crowded and there's never stuff out of stock. You need a car though.

Maltodextrin, Saturday, 14 March 2009 22:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

I've noticed that cereal can be really cheap at Trader Joes. My favorite cereal, Nature's Path Organic Heritage, costs about half as much there as it does at the nearby Lucky.

Maltodextrin, Saturday, 14 March 2009 22:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

boo outer east bay

iatee, Saturday, 14 March 2009 22:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 Andronicos, 1 Berkeley Bowl, 2 Safeways, 1 Whole Foods, and 1 Trader Joes

+ another berkeley bowl soon

iatee, Saturday, 14 March 2009 22:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

the chilis are real yum

Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 14:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

beef, chicken, veggie, WHATEVEr

Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 14:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

fairway is incredible. i miss it (both locations).

battlestar elastica (get bent), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

the red hook location is cool because you can go out back and have a lovely waterfront view while you enjoy a coffee and bagel.

battlestar elastica (get bent), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fairway is better, but they're slightly different concepts. TJ's is really no-frills and cheap -- emphasis is basically on lowest prices possible without completely giving up a few little yuppie pleasures. Fairway is more of a bargain gourmet store (although their staples are very reasonable) -- cheese counter, fresh fish, fantastic store-brand olive oil, etc.

Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 March 2009 18:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

my mom is a total stan for the lox at fairway

battlestar elastica (get bent), Monday, 23 March 2009 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

i got these mini spinach pizzas from TJ's last week - they didn't taste too bad but MY GOD THE SMELL. i just couldn't bring myself to eat them.

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Monday, 23 March 2009 18:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

then how do you know they didn't taste too bad?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 23 March 2009 18:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

i managed a few bites, smarty-pants

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Monday, 23 March 2009 18:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

these trader joe's avocados i bought are the worst avocados i've ever had :(

corps of discovery (schlump), Monday, 20 April 2009 23:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

their wheat thins equivalent is godlike

zurück zum Traphaus (donna rouge), Monday, 20 April 2009 23:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

trader joes produce = sketchy, at best

Dr. Johnson (askance johnson), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 00:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

trader joes produce = sketchy, at best

uh huh. the way they treat their apples is criminal. it is not really the emphasis, i guess, and the cherry tomatoes are o k enough and cheap enough to be useful. i am feverishly ploughing through their bread range, still; all the variations of the panes that have like, pumpkin seeds or honey or poppy seeds etc are terrific.

corps of discovery (schlump), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 00:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

i've gotten some decent tj's avocados, but avocados here generally suck anyway so maybe they weren't really that great?

tehresa, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 02:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

their mexican blackberries are awesome. never had a problem with their avocados, either. or at least no problem i haven't had with avocados from anywhere.

GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Struck out for the first time with Trader Joe's indian food. The palak paneer is horrid. When people say, "I hate indian food," this is what they're talking about. Super stinky, extra runny, much too dark, really a nightmare. I'm having a cup of miso just to get the taste out of my mouth. I'm drinking to forget.

tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 17:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Chocolate covered pretzels: Like CRACK, I tell you!

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 18:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

ny avocado bashing = ??
you just have to spend time choosing them. there's a place near my house that regularly has SPECIAL OFFER $1 AVOCADO offers because they've forgotten about a box and you can almost run them through your fingers like sand they're so soft. but i think they're easy enough to find. i saw an avocado tree for $75 in california recently though and ... that's probably the way to do it.

corps of discovery (schlump), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

Tempting Trail Mix: aptly named

tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 18:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

The TJ's Punjab Cholley is one of the better Indian foods I've tried from there.

And I'll go on record as loving the frozen cheese and potato Pierogi (they spell it Perogi). One of these days when I do the pan frying step, I'm going to use the fat left over from frying the cubed Pancetta that they sell (or maybe some ordinary bacon fat) rather than the olive oil I usually use.

nickn, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 23:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

i saw an avocado tree for $75 in california recently though and ... that's probably the way to do it.

my grandparents have had an avocado tree for over twenty years. total avocado yield, approximately 15, half of which were gnawed by roof rats. commercial avocados are all grafted, though, and if your tree isn't you may get practically inedible fruit.

GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 23 April 2009 02:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

you could feed me bad avocados non stop and it still wouldn't displace the story i heard about someone with an avocado tree, pulling them free and spreading them like butter.

corps of discovery (schlump), Thursday, 23 April 2009 03:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

im not gonna lie i mostly eat frozen TJs food for everything

good: mini chicken tacos
four-cheese pizza
pesto flatbread
jo-jos of any sort
gorgonzola gnocchi
gnocchi florentina (what i just ate LOLOLOMG)
chicken vindaloo
lil pistachio cookies

medium: kung pao chicken
punjab spinach sauce

bad: taquitos horrible eww

69, Thursday, 23 April 2009 03:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

the chicken/udon noodle stirfry is damn good

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Thursday, 23 April 2009 03:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dr. Phil, Thursday, 23 April 2009 04:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^ are these actually good? I am suspicious of TJ cereal.

iatee, Thursday, 23 April 2009 06:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

I like them, but I like most cereals I've tried there. They're not made by TJ; I've seen Barbara's cereals elsewhere. How wrong can you go for @2.99?

nickn, Thursday, 23 April 2009 06:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

I bought the strawberry yogurt o's or something and it was kinda gross so I'm just hesitant to try again. I like sugary junk food cereals.

iatee, Thursday, 23 April 2009 06:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

puffins are harder than driveway gravel, man.

i really like the (new?) TJ's frozen indian thing that has paneer but isn't palak paneer. paneer masala or tikka, i think.

GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 23 April 2009 07:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

puffins are amazing

tehresa, Friday, 24 April 2009 03:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

hell yes they're good

puffins are harder than driveway gravel, man.

^ far from it. u maddddd

Dr. Phil, Friday, 24 April 2009 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

maybe i got a bad box or somethin

GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 24 April 2009 03:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

hehe

Dr. Phil, Friday, 24 April 2009 03:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, Joe's O's taste like sawdust, so I haven't bothered with a whole lot of TJ's-brand cereal. Nature's Path does me good, though.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Saturday, 25 April 2009 05:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Best TJ cereal is the granola in the bag, with Brazil nuts. It's the "Tropical" variety of some type they carry that has a couple other types (which are good too, but Brazil nuts!)

nickn, Saturday, 25 April 2009 05:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

I still miss the pumpkin granola TJ has in the fall. Why the hell are pumpkins seasonal? Some folks want it year round!

Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 25 April 2009 06:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

trader joe's is like the centre of american pumpkin festivity. it goes CRAZY come pumpkin harvest.

also puffins suck but maybe i think that because i bought the peanut butter kind (asking for trouble).

corps of discovery (schlump), Saturday, 25 April 2009 15:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

god the green chili/cheese tamales are good

iatee, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

I shoulda figured this out by now considering that they're the second item mentioned on this thread.

4 of these + microwave + guacamole = all I need in life

iatee, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

I decided to buy the 'simpler times' beer because I am crazy poor and it is crazy cheap! is it any good?

AVOID. If it's a matter of poverty, cheap vodka and soda has got to provide a more satisfying buzz.

phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

Eh, I think it's alright.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

haha I like it a lot actually

iatee, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 04:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'd probably drink it over anything else in its price range, especially since it's over 6%

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 04:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

right now it's 3 bucks for a 6 pack at my trader joe's, so I don't think anything else in its price range even *exists*

iatee, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 04:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

regardless, it's the 2 buck chuck of beer - maybe not objectively *good*...but good ENOUGH

iatee, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 04:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

context: I am 22 and v. v. poor

iatee, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 04:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

i can't do "bad" alcohol; totally not a snobbery thing, 100% a "more likely to make me sick" thing. is this beer skunky at all?

elliot easton ellis (get bent), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 04:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

i put seasoning salute in my eggs today and they tasted like yellow magic.

ricardos montalban (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

instant miso soup: on par w/ miso soup in most average japanese restaurants! includes dried mushrooms, too!

tehresa, Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

also just bought a new jar of 21 seasoning salute bc i managed to go through an entire one in like, 3.5 months!

tehresa, Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

i think i love the idea of trader joes more than the actual thing

Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

i like some of their foods a lot more than the idea

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

they're hit or miss. some are amazing, some not so much. i like to experiment. btw do not get the seafood sausages.

tehresa, Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

haha, gross.

found out their microwave popcorn is surprisingly good. also i've been getting the Simpler Times beer because it is ridiculously cheap, and the chicken tikka masala has become my fallback lazy dinner.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^^^^ have had that exact meal multiple times

iatee, Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'm curious about the beer btw...it says it's made by a brewery here in wisconsin, but is that true for trader joe's everywhere? or do they get different local breweries to make beers for their brands?

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

says it's from wisconsin in the california TJs too

iatee, Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

also there is this alternate $3 beer that they have at some TJs - I forgot the name, but wow, it was godawful stuff

iatee, Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah i think i tried that (once)

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

they have some decent booze that i have a hard time finding elsewhere.. rear admiral joseph gin, monopolowa vodka

hyperstudio (skeletor), Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

and they tend to play pretty good music in tj's

hyperstudio (skeletor), Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

they have some decent booze

tj's, sadly, cannot sell booze in Oregon. I do like their dried fruit and nuts. Charles Shaw plonk is classic plonk. I drink it religiously, in conjunction with tj's scrumptious Body of Christ wafer cookies.

Aimless, Friday, 9 October 2009 01:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

damn this 'spicy smoky peach salsa' is hella good

iatee, Friday, 9 October 2009 21:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

Dudes, have any of you tried Trader Joe's cornbread? I've made it twice now, and it's excellent. Just the right amount of sweetness.

kshighway1, Saturday, 10 October 2009 04:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

guys have we discussed the cinnamon and sugar pita chips?

Winky (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 10 October 2009 15:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

I just spent $175 at trader joes! I hope my freezer is big enough.

Jeff, Saturday, 10 October 2009 18:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

Jeff, Sunday, 11 October 2009 03:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

Black bean and roasted corn salsa, so good.

Jeff, Sunday, 11 October 2009 20:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

Not the real Village People, Monday, 19 October 2009 04:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

the beer bread mix is tasty!

bonus beats (ojo), Monday, 19 October 2009 05:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'll be making some Trader Joe's cornbread later tonight. So so so good!

kshighway1, Monday, 19 October 2009 05:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

Serious questions for those of you who feel positively towards TJ's cornbread and pumpkin bread, etc: how do these mixes stand up against scratch versions of these various quickbreads? What are you supposed to add to the mixes ?

she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 19 October 2009 13:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

i am a fan of tj's cornbread. i've never been quite able to make it quite as delicious myself, and it's just eggs, oil, and mix. (i think) not being a huge cornbread fan in general, though, i could have low standards.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 19 October 2009 13:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

I trust your opinion, Amanda! I can potentially make pretty good cornbread, but it's not very consistent and the best recipe I have requires the use of the food processor, which is a pain in the ass to get out and clean and put away. Okay, I think I will expand into the quickbread mixes on my next TJ's trip.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 19 October 2009 13:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

also there is this alternate $3 beer that they have at some TJs - I forgot the name, but wow, it was godawful stuff

― iatee, Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:19 (1 week ago) Permalink

Red Oval. DUD. Go with Simpler Times, much much better. The Simpler Times pilsner is almost sweet tasting, but I like the lager better. Excellent cheapie beer.

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Monday, 19 October 2009 21:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm not savvy enough to make cornbread from scratch, but I can say that Trader Joe's cornbread is the perfect consistency and tastes just sweet enough. Way better than the premade shit I was buying from Shaw's bakery before.

kshighway1, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 01:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

OMG the cornbread!!! this thread pushed me towards buying it, i just made it and it is so good. "Just the right amount of sweetness." is exactly right.

armed with swords and hash (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

wow so new 'dark chocolate lover's' 85% tj brand chocolate is goooood. fruity tasting. rich. and cheap!

tehresa, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 06:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

red oval beer tastes better than simpler times and is cheaper

max, Monday, 4 January 2010 02:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

$2.99 for a six pack its like--how can you NOT buy this beer

in bulk

max, Monday, 4 January 2010 02:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah i had some on new year's and it was pretty tasty

leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Monday, 4 January 2010 02:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

in the frozen appetizer section: arancini with fontina cheese --> delicious

DELICIOUS!

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 11 January 2010 23:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

I made a special trip to TJ's on Sunday to get a pint of their chocolate sorbet and the fucking hippies stopped carrying it.

Darin, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 00:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

Their honey-sesame coated cashews are to die for.

Darin, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 00:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

I wish that TJ's delivered, like Pea Pod, because I'm just far away enough from a TJ's to make getting there a pain in the ass, but boy do I miss having a freezer full of food that requires nothing more than a couple Ts of water and the application of heat to turn it into dinner.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 00:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

Dark Chocolate Covered Powerberries <3 <3 <3

pithfork (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 00:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

products i have mourned:
coconut sorbet
puff pastry that is not rolled, but lies flat in a sheet
coconut cashews (RIP homies, i loved u truly)

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 00:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

red oval beer tastes better than simpler times and is cheaper

wtf soooo not otm

iatee, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

u have no taste buds imo

max, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

simpler times tastes like bad coors light
red oval tastes like bad red stripe

max, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh man i am sort of one of those anti-prepared food people but this thread just makes it sound so good. (is it really?)

Maria, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

yes. And what isn't good is made up by the fact that your not preparing food, which is priceless.

Jeff, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 02:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

I used to buy frozen burritos from TJ's every now and then until I got freaked out by all the sodium.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 02:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

Like I said on the Friday night thread, TJ's gluten-free ginger snap cookies are CRACK IN A BISCUIT.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 02:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

I don't give a crap about sodium but I like tj's for easy solutions to common problems: quick cook steel cut oats, cheap and decent olive oil, samosas I can make in my toaster oven, shit like that. Also decent cheap wine. (not chuck, but lots of other $3.99 brands)

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 02:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

ehh...turns out the nearest trader joe's is pretty far anyway. (10 miles, but probably almost a 30 min drive due to traffic lights, etc.)

Maria, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 02:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

I made a special trip to TJ's on Sunday to get a pint of their chocolate sorbet and the fucking hippies stopped carrying it.

― Darin

this is my husband's main addiction. they were still carrying it at our TJ's but he is trying to wean himself off.

also: i highly recommend this pizza thing (i forget the name/brand), that is a super thin crust, caramelized onions, couple cheeses and prosciutto. it's amazing.

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 03:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

I will confirm -- that flatbread thing IS good.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 03:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

arancini with fontina cheese --> delicious

these taste surprisingly like the ones my mother-in-law cooks

velko, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 04:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

anybody know what happened to the cocoa powder covered hazelnuts? last seen maybe 5 years ago. :/

Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 04:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

can't tell if that's an endorsement or not (xpost)

pithfork (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 04:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

she's italian so yeah, tj's are better than i would expect

velko, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 04:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

also: i highly recommend this pizza thing (i forget the name/brand), that is a super thin crust, caramelized onions, couple cheeses and prosciutto. it's amazing.

I like these too, they're not called pizzas, um, tarts maybe? Some kind of French-ish name.

I like the made-in-Italy pizzas, they have a few types, thought they seemed to have stopped carrying my favorite, the goat cheese and black olive one.

nickn, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 04:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

they have this new product that's polenta balls, spinach, and peas in a tomato cream sauce. i bought it based on trying a sample a few visits ago, and it's fuckin great. will buy again.

The Détourn of the Depressed (get bent), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 04:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

"fuckin great" may be an overstatement, but it is pretty nice.

The Détourn of the Depressed (get bent), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 04:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

also i just saw those arancini mentioned upthread and wondered how they were. however, trying to steer away from carby/cheesy things in the new year and toward the resolution cliche of veg/fruit/grains.

The Détourn of the Depressed (get bent), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 04:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

if you're looking for healthy options at tj's, you could do much worse than the frozen soba noodle dish. it's vegan, 250 calories or something (their pad thai has 600!) and tasty enough for lunch if you add a little soy sauce/sriracha.

i don't mind it at least.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 17:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

Will try that, A.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 17:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

i am a big fan of the annie chung's miso soup bowls, which they have at TJs and other grocery stores. they're low-cal also (i want to say like 220 calories) and filling, though they're probably pretty high in sodium, given that it's miso soup

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 17:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

i like those! the udon is my favorite. i always add hot sauce and spinach.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 17:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

frozen mac n cheese is amazing

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, March 11, 2009 1:30 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark

bnw, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

I had the Chicken Enchiladas in the refrigerated (not frozen) section last night and they were fantastic.

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

the trader joe's instant miso soup is great and v low cal but also v v v high in sodium.

tehresa, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

also: i highly recommend this pizza thing (i forget the name/brand), that is a super thin crust, caramelized onions, couple cheeses and prosciutto. it's amazing.

I like these too, they're not called pizzas, um, tarts maybe? Some kind of French-ish name.

I like the made-in-Italy pizzas, they have a few types, thought they seemed to have stopped carrying my favorite, the goat cheese and black olive one.

― nickn, Monday, January 11, 2010 8:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Been munching on these a while now. I love the black truffle flatbread, great for 2-3 people depending on what you eat with it.

The prosciutto one is more of a true tart - cracker-thin crust, but the rest are more like thin pizzas. All very good.

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 02:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

DUD: Trader Joe's brand Comte cheese. Tastes like cheese-flavored candle wax.

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 02:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

miso is naturally very high in sodium to begin with so...

dyao, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 02:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

their frozen mac n cheese is truly amazing

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 02:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

i have two boxes of their mac in the freezer.

The Détourn of the Depressed (get bent), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

Have not had best luck with TJ's cheese - although the "Italian Truffle Cheese" is hard to stop eating.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

The Old Amsterdam Gouda is pretty good, but Their Stilton was sub-par (but half what a good one costs). It's not really a place for high-end cheeses.

nickn, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah, the cheese section is 2nd rate, i mostly go for the cheap booze and some stuff my kids like

velko, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

They don't have many, like "real" cheeses in the chese snobby sense - like the kind that stink a lot and taste better when you leave them out.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

I wouldn't say 2nd rate, just not top-end. I also like the Black Diamond Swiss (sliced), and most are acceptable (and priced accordingly).

x-post

nickn, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

I have only recently starting going to TJ's, here are my yays and nays:

nay:

Vietnamese sandwich-style wrap (it was just gross)

eh:

candy-cane jojos (they were good but a bit too minty)
microwavable pad thai (sold in a little blue take-out container, tasty but it was all noodles and sauce, some veggies would have rounded it out nicely)

yay:

vegetable masala burger (indian spiced veggie burger, YUM)
goddess dressing (i use it as sauce for a wrap i make with the masala burger)
spice chai latte powdered (chai powders are so hit and miss, theirs is very very good)

I bought a wrap at a coffeehouse in san francisco that I loved, and I recognized the veggie burger and found the right dressing so I could make it myself. i make it at home with a tortilla, tomatoes, spinach and red onions, it's delicious.

musically, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 06:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

The frozen chana masala is pretty yum, as are the boxed daals and curries in the pouches.

The frozen mac and cheese is so holy shit yum.

kate78, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 07:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

Cornbread is way too sweet. I prefer mine more savory.

Jeff, Monday, 25 January 2010 02:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

It taste like a breakfast muffin.

Jeff, Monday, 25 January 2010 02:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

vegetable masala burger (indian spiced veggie burger, YUM)

These are pretty crappy imo. Much cheaper than most veggie burgers but they really aren't the same thing. 1st ingredient is potatoes; v. little protein.

smothered in country gravy (Whitey on the Moon), Monday, 25 January 2010 02:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

if you want protein eat a real burger.

musically, Monday, 25 January 2010 04:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

Frozen avocado halves: sounded like a bad idea, was a bad idea.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 January 2010 04:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

Two things have been getting to me lately:

1) How everything has so much packaging (like why do I need to buy two zuchinnis on a little tray with plastic wrap -- can't you just sell me zuchinnis?)

2) How bad I feel from eating too much of their frozen stuff - probably because of fat and sodium. This is not actually healthy food.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 January 2010 04:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

1) otm
2) but it's tasty!

iatee, Monday, 25 January 2010 04:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

spice chai latte powdered (chai powders are so hit and miss, theirs is very very good)

yeah I luv this stuff, it was out the last time I went :(

iatee, Monday, 25 January 2010 04:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

they have a frozen pesto tortellini that's quite nice. yeah i know frozen food is not great for you but i keep some things around for nights when i don't feel like cooking.

The Détourn of the Depressed (get bent), Monday, 25 January 2010 06:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

1) How everything has so much packaging (like why do I need to buy two zuchinnis on a little tray with plastic wrap -- can't you just sell me zuchinnis?)

hey my trader joe's had a sign up that said they are going to start offering more individual fruits and vegetables in an effort to be more eco-friendly. the only problem w/ this is that they sell them individually, not by weight, which probably makes things more $. but maybe not. anyway, i think my store is about half and half now in terms of loose vs. prepackaged produce.

bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

my TJs has gone in the other direction. kiwis in plastic trays! how am i supposed to tell how ripe they are?

international slackness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 06:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

i bought a tray of bran muffins from tj's a few days ago and just noticed the mold growing on them. serves me right for not checking the expiration date?

from peanut to president (get bent), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 07:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

fucking obsessed with the "Soy Nuggets"

you have to forgive me (surm), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 08:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

considering how incredibly busy our local TJs is, i'm always surprised by how often we buy stuff from there that is moldy.

classic: the frozen lava cakes

just1n3, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 15:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

i bought some baaaad oranges the other day ;_;

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

i got some bad tomatoes a few weeks ago :(

bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

This is why, although I like many of the things the sell, I find myself going there so infrequently; because I'd have to go to another food mart anywa to get fruit/veggies and some other staples.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah tj's produce has fucked me over on enough occasions that i only go there for about three things now

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'm guessing that it's a matter of location. when i lived in ny, the veggies were terrible, but in wa, they are pretty good. they are my go-to for zucchini, spinach, blackberries, apples, red peppers, artichokes (in summer). and their brussels sprouts are generally better looking and cheaper than safeway.

bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

i dig their tomatoes tbh

you have to forgive me (surm), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

I liked trader joe's a lot more before moving to ny.

I mean I still mostly only shop there, but the process has gone from 'annoying' to 'incredibly stressful'...maybe this will be better when they open the chelsea and uws shops

but yeah the overall variety of stuff + produce + shopping experience was way better in california

iatee, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 18:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

They have a new type of mustard with mustard seeds. I like it. I also like their multi-grain or whole wheat pretzels and their peaberry coffee and their cheap coffee filters and their low sodium whole wheat bread and their low sodium tongol tuna, which must be a unique Trader Joe's species. I bought some Granny Smith apples there last weekend and they are pretty good and not too bruised. However, their bagged oranges were much worse than the ones they have at Shaw's.

youn, Friday, 12 February 2010 00:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

At the Trader Joe's in Irvine, I bought La Crema Pinot Noir, which was pretty good -- balanced, elegant -- but that is not a Trader Joe's brand.

youn, Friday, 12 February 2010 00:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Search: beer bread box mix. It's delicious and super easy!

she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 22 March 2010 15:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

there used to be excellent tom yam cashews <a href="http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/thestew/2009/07/trader-joes-chewy-crisp-tom-yum-cashews-like-a-drug.html";>that were like this</a> but TJs discontinued them, for no good reason. anybody know where i can get more? those motherfuckers were incredible.

the artist formerly known as (remy bean), Monday, 22 March 2010 15:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

i bought those once! they were delicious. that's two delicious cashews that have been cancelled. the other were coconut cashews and they were DIVINE. RIP.

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 22 March 2010 15:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'm addicted to those frozen lava cakes. so amazingly good.

just1n3, Monday, 22 March 2010 22:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

i just discovered they have chipwiches! i used to freaking love chipwiches.

kogi taco ergo sum (get bent), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 04:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

i had to buy ice cream sandwiches in honor of greenberg, which i saw today. i got white wine instead of whiskey, though.

kogi taco ergo sum (get bent), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 04:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

UNGH I am soooooooooooo loving this Triple Berry-O's cereal. I am really excited about the Soy Chorizo in my fridge, too, and the Roasted Garlic Marinara I caved and bought (I haven't purchased jarred tomato sauce in abt 3 years but I have a hunch this one is rly rly good). I also have the Vegetable Masala burgers in my freezer which I already love.

sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 15:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

oatmeal. raisin. cookies.

altered dominant (get bent), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

I live by one of these now, however it's too full to get IN THE DOOR most of the time. Is it worth my taking a couple of hours off work to try to do some shopping? Am on super-tight budget for a while longer, maybe I should be looking at TJ's...?

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

Triple Berry-O's cereal = yesss, I just restocked on this yesterday.

iatee, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

The best TJ's shopping experience Jeff and I had was when we went late on the Saturday adjacent to St. Patrick's day and in a snow storm. There was room to move around in there!

she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

Is it worth my taking a couple of hours off work to try to do some shopping?

yes...unless you mostly buy produce

iatee, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol @ city folks, my average trader joes shopping trip from walking in to walking out is ~5 min

emotional radiohead whatever (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

That TJs on Lincoln/Grace is expanding into the old CB2, fortunately.

HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

I know! That's super exciting.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

i meant to offer my support for the panang curry sticks. they're delicious and so quick in the toaster oven.

an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

making their nitrate (etc) free hot dogs tonight, along with their chicken sundried tomato sausage.

altered dominant (get bent), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

me n the gf ate considerably more than half a box of ginger snaps yesterday night. I think that might be my POO: tj's answer

iatee, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

i still haven't kicked my tj's tikka masala habit and i've added their nan to the problem.

emotional radiohead whatever (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

I've found a good time to go to TJs in order to beat the insanity is late on weekends. Like after 7 on Saturday or Sunday Nights. This requires you, like me, be super lame, however.

crazy ass between (askance johnson), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

laurel, if you go by on friday night around 9pm, you'll be good! just plan a shopping trip before your friday night goings out since you never go out til like 11 or 12 anyway!

tehresa, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol @ city folks, my average trader joes shopping trip from walking in to walking out is ~5 min

knew a guy who used to drive out of the city to CT, where TJs shopping was a whole other roomy aisled experience. i actually like getting to zone out in lines for a long while.

Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful (schlump), Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

i actually like getting to zone out in lines for a long while.

you, sir/ma'am, are a masochist.

sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

For real.

It's not even the lines that are the hassle. It's being unable to stand anywhere that is not in somebody else's way/not be able to go anywhere else because somebody else is in your way. Like, I want to compare the ingredients list on the ging carrot soup and the butternut squash soup, without having to grab a box of each and go huddle in the corner by the vitamins to read.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

monday nights around 9pm are the best time to go to our local TJ's with a car -- we can actually find a parking space.

altered dominant (get bent), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

The checkout lines here can wrap all the way around the perimeter of the store and back out onto the sidewalk, but they actually move pretty fast. The even bigger problem is what Jenny said -- it takes probably 4x or 5x as long to do ANYTHING because you can't move until the person in front of you does, and she can't move until that man's cart moves, and so on.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

i usually go on mondays around 11am and the place is literally crawling with children/mothers. many of these kids enjoy pushing their own carts and it's chaos sometimes trying to get ava/sophie/hank to move his cart, pls.

an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

Pro tip to Chicago TJ's shoppers: I try to go in one of the far left lines, over by the beer. They're usually shorter.

HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

ava/sophie/hank

Haha.

HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

Pro tips to TJs shoppers: try to embrace serenity; think of the line as an extension of yourself, a spiritual family extending forward from your heartspace. The children are our future and learning to push miniature shopping carts is a valuable lyfe skill. Reward your own patience with free samples of mango lemonade.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

i know i know
the shopping has to get done sometime

an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

We are going to stop going to TJ and pay other ppl to do the shopping for us.

Jeff, Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

cool, more room for me and my kids ava, sophie, and hank

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

one time i saw a confrontation between a mom, her ava and a girl she was friends with in high school. they were all like HIEEE, HOW ARRRRRE YOUUUU and then mom introduced ava and said she had another one on the way and friend pretended to be happy, but i could tell she wanted out of that conversation pronto
it was a scene from a nicole holofcener movie
this was in the yogurt area btw

an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

cool, more room for me and my kids ava, sophie, and hank

don't forget little max and taylor.

altered dominant (get bent), Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

No Dylan?

(and don't forget Madison)

nickn, Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

It's usually Hunter at my TJs. "Hunter, stop that or no balloon!"

drinkin a carton of peace juice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

Where's Mason?

kate78, Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

Hunter and Madison are too old to care about having their own baby carts. Josephine and Aloysius can't walk yet, so they can't push a cart.

an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

So, the soyrizo TASTES amazing but it just crumbles to bits when I take it out of the plastic. Is there a way to avoid this, really? Or is the product just basically ground "meat" packaged in a plastic sausage casing?

(Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Monday, 17 May 2010 19:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

It's great for tacos. I think the flavor might even be too intense as an actual encased sausage?

Spencer Chow, Monday, 17 May 2010 19:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

Hunh, this just popped up:

http://www.utne.com/Environment/The-EcoMyth-of-Trader-Joes.aspx

The Eco-Myth of Trader Joe’s
5/14/2010 12:40:08 PM

by Danielle Maestretti

Don Homer, I have baked a special donut just-a for you (kingfish), Monday, 17 May 2010 19:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

the eco-myth? you can't buy an apple at tj's without getting 2 pounds of plastic.

iatee, Monday, 17 May 2010 20:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

when did they ever claim to be eco-conscious?

EGOT Schiele (get bent), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 00:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

projection from their primary audience, i'd imagine

Don Homer, I have baked a special donut just-a for you (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 00:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

One thing that bugs me about TJs is how a lot of their frozen Mexican items contain a lot of extra ingredients that aren't covered by the product name. So you'll get like a "Black Bean and Cheese" burrito and it'll also have pieces of tofu and broccoli in it. Which isn't necessarily bad, but they should call it a Veggie Burrito or something. And sometimes I just want beans and cheese and nothing else. But I am boring.

However I had the green chili and cheese tamales for the first time last night and those are dang good and don't have a bunch of weird vegetables in them.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 17:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah all their tamales are solid

iatee, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 17:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

I used to get their Vegetable Burritos and they were delicious, but there were two burritos per package and I almost always found myself eating both and then feeling guilty about it.

jaymc, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 18:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

(Oh, I guess I mentioned this upthread.)

jaymc, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 18:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

you felt so guilty you mentioned it 2x

an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 18:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

uncrystallized candied ginger is off the hook

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 20 May 2010 04:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

holy shit yes

EGOT Schiele (get bent), Thursday, 20 May 2010 04:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

are the trader joe's hot dogs (nitrate/nitrite-free, hormone-free, etc) just repackaged hebrew national? they're pretty good.

EGOT Schiele (get bent), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 03:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

I just had some of that filled pasta, think it was prosciutto in little pasta bundles. It wasn't good.

Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

i never get to go there unless someone drives me and i hate frozen food but the best thing they have is that bread with the pumpkin seeds in it!!!! nice and dense and yeasty-tasting

harbl, Sunday, 30 May 2010 19:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

also yeah the retarded packaging drives me nuts. bell peppers on styrofoam trays w/ shrink wrap why? so i can't look at them or buy odd numbers of them?

harbl, Sunday, 30 May 2010 19:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

everyone knows this i have just been there like 4 times in my life

harbl, Sunday, 30 May 2010 19:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

its because they dont have scales. so they have to make sure theyre selling the same weight of each product

max, Sunday, 30 May 2010 19:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

there aren't any of these in my immediate neighborhood -- there's one at Union Square, but i've never been in there.

Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Sunday, 30 May 2010 19:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

the paneer tikka masala makes a wonderful 11 p.m. dinner. not that anyone should be eating dinner at 11 p.m.

Pies and Whispers (get bent), Thursday, 8 July 2010 05:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh please, I rarely eat dinner before 11 pm. Do ppl actually pay attention to, like, times of the day you should and should not eat food? Is that shit even real?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSTXn4H5jY (Stevie D), Thursday, 8 July 2010 05:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

i do like to sleep at night, yes.

Pies and Whispers (get bent), Thursday, 8 July 2010 05:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

Cosign on paneer tikka masala. Dope, imo.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 8 July 2010 06:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

paneer was my shit for a long time, now i start to feel queasy when i think about it. i think i ate it three times one week, though, so maybe that's it.

I DRIVE A PORSCHE! WHAT DO YOU DRIVE?! (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

almond meal: awesome!

tehresa, Friday, 23 July 2010 22:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

You guys big upping that corn bread mix, man, I totally disagree with you on "right amount of sweetness." That cornbread was as sweet as Funfetti.

mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 22:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

soy nuggets til i drop yo

janice (surm), Friday, 23 July 2010 22:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

I didn't like the cornbread too much either, but I'm a fan of southern style, aka not sweet at all, cornbread.

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Friday, 23 July 2010 23:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

Same here. I usually make cornbread to eat with salty pinto beans & it was a terrible, terrible combination. Like Funfetti with salt pork on top.

mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 23:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

soy nugs always and forever.

A B C, Saturday, 24 July 2010 00:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

have any of you guys tried the souffle balls yet?

A B C, Saturday, 24 July 2010 00:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

That sounds absolutely horrid.

tehresa, Saturday, 24 July 2010 00:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

YO waht are soy nuggets; i want them

Lexaprotend (Stevie D), Saturday, 24 July 2010 02:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

Love the chilie mango slices.

Jeff, Sunday, 25 July 2010 23:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

white bean and basil hummus oh man

iatee, Sunday, 25 July 2010 23:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

the mango-something 'gel' cups (not bone gelatin) are good

colored breens (tremendoid), Sunday, 25 July 2010 23:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

peanut butter cups put reeses to shame

iatee, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

have nyc ilxors been going to the new chelsea one? lots of open space, easily the most bearable nyc trader joes outside of the queens one (which is in the middle of nowhere)

iatee, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

possibly just cause people don't know it exists...

iatee, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

Normally I have a tough time eating someone else's corn b read.

Shut Up. Kenny G. Etc. (u s steel), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

the chipotle salsa has a nice kick to it

welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Sunday, 22 August 2010 05:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

i picked up some "double rainbow" (lol rite) brand sorbet the other night -- mango/tangerine flavor. hella yum.

diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Sunday, 22 August 2010 05:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

i can't believe they make 100% cranberry juice. i really can't. i've been waiting my whole life for someone to do that. its my dream come true. i can now die happy and fulfilled. we are talking straight up cranberries in juice form. no water no nothing. of course i'm no hero, i cut it with seltzer or ginger ale and its heaven on earth. its makes me want to buy a case of vodka and i don't even drink vodka.

scott seward, Sunday, 22 August 2010 11:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ooh how much is it? I've been getting not-from-concentrate cranberry for years but it is always $$$$$$

tehresa, Sunday, 22 August 2010 16:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

its not that much. i dunno, four bucks or something for a big glass juice size. someone brought it to our house and left it in the fridge and i sipped some thinking it was regular cran juice and my eyes lit up and i saw god!

scott seward, Sunday, 22 August 2010 17:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

i can't believe they make 100% cranberry juice. i really can't. i've been waiting my whole life for someone to do that. its my dream come true. i can now die happy and fulfilled.

ditto. the unmolested cranberry is a thing of beauty.

diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Sunday, 22 August 2010 19:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

fascinating article on Trader Joe's history and market strategy: Inside the secret world of Trader Joe's. Includes juicy bits on where some of their food comes from (their pita chips come from Stacy's, a division of Frito-Lay) and how they choose their locations (one way is checking out an area's gourmet food magazine subscription numbers).

her breath came in short pants (sciolism), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 08:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

Store managers, "captains" in Trader Joe's parlance -- the nautical titles are a holdover from Coulombe (newly promoted captains are commanders; assistant store managers are first mates) -- can make in the low six figures, and full-time crew members can start in the $40,000 to $60,000 range. But on top of the pay, Trader Joe's annually contributes 15.4% of employees' gross income to tax-deferred retirement accounts.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 12:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

Uh... That's pretty good starting pay and do I love Trader Joe's enough to consider a career change?

Jenny, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 13:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

Wow, jeez, no kidding.

jaymc, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 13:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

I heard it's a cult. You make money but give up so much more.

Jeff, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 14:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

Like, your very soul? Or something less than that?

sharkless dick stick (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 15:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

iirc to officially become a 'captain' you have to kill a whole foods worker

iatee, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 15:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

Whoa. I have extensive grocery and retail experience.....dotdotdotdotdotdot

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 15:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

Even some retail management experience.

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 15:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

iirc to officially become a 'captain' you have to kill a whole foods worker

Done and done.

Jenny, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

I heard it's a cult. You make money but give up so much more.

ha, yeah, i once overheard a conversation in a video store (back in the olden days, when that was a viable business model) between two employees. the one guy was like 'oh, man i loooove trader joe's. they have the best food and it's so cheap' and the other guy kept saying 'i don't know, man, i just feel like there's something bad about that place. you KNOW there is, there's gotta be a catch!' 'you mean, like, they treat their employees bad?' 'nah, not necessarily, just something. it's too good to be true, man.'

dell (del), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

my favorite trader joe's story involves hanging out with some guy that my roommate at the pal-ed around with. at one point she took off, and the guy was like, 'hey do you mind if i just hang out here with you? i don't feel like going home just yet' and i was like 'sure, whatever'. we proceeded to hang out and drink beer and listen to music while he regaled me with stories about growing up in la and skateboarding and being in some gang or something. there was also talk of his job at trader joe's. and his wife. anyhow, at one point, he tells me that he needs to step outside 'i gotta go smoke some crack!'. i thought he was just being silly and that he was just going to run down the street to buy some cigarettes or whatever. silly me, it turns out he actually went outside and...smoked crack.

anyhow, according to him trader joe's was a great place to work!

dell (del), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

I would like a job that would both accommodate a crack habit and pay enough to maintain it.

Jenny, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

there is a trader joe's down the street from my house now so it's a twice-a-week stop. my vote goes for the peanut butter cups.

akm, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

also yeah some people are pretty paranoid about trader joe's since their parent company (in Germany) is so secretive. the founder just died actually like two weeks ago, I think. But I don't think it's like, linked with the Masons or anything. (unlike, say, Bay Area vegan restaurants CAfe Gratitude, which is completely hooked up with the Forum).

akm, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

I would like a job that would both accommodate a crack habit and pay enough to maintain it.

there are probably more of those opportunities than you think...plus just imagine the residuals from your eventual augusten burroughs-style tell-all! it could buy a LOT of greek yogurt and trader giotto's evoo

dell (del), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

does cafe gratitude still exist? that was possibly the worst dining-out experience i've ever had. it simultaneously made me angry and creeped me out.

dell (del), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

hate that place so much

iatee, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh man. What a load of bullshit. Never have I hated hippies more than after my meal at Cafe Gratitude. I walked by tons of great taco shacks to eat there. NEVER AGAIN!

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 17:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

just made a margarita with tj's 100% agave reposado tequila
not bad at all

Max Armstrong (buzza), Monday, 30 August 2010 05:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Guys wtf is Cafe Gratitude and why so hated?

don't hate the playa, hate the del carmen (Stevie D), Monday, 30 August 2010 05:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

Did they print their menu in Papyrus or something?

don't hate the playa, hate the del carmen (Stevie D), Monday, 30 August 2010 05:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

bay area vegan restaurant

here's what the menu is like:


COOKED SPECIALTIES

Available in select locations

I AM TRUSTING TAMAL PLATE $12 A handmade corn tamal made with stone-ground heirloom masa and filled w/seasonal vegetables served with beans, salsa verde & Mexican cilantro coleslaw Add avocado $2 or “cheese” $2.25

I AM TRANSFORMED TACO PLATE $12 Two handmade corn tortillas with brown rice, beans, salsa verde, guacamole & cashew nacho cheese. Served with a side salad with fig balsamic dressing Add avocado $2, sautéed mushrooms $2 or sautéed onions $1

I AM WISE QUESADILLA PLATE $12 Two handmade corn tortillas w/bean puree and macadamia cheddar cheese served with guacamole, salsa roja & cilantro spiced Mexican coleslaw

I AM VIBRANT SAUTEED GREENS $7 Seasonal greens sautéed with garlic and pumpkin seeds

I AM FORTIFIED STEAMED VEGETABLE BOWL $12 Organic quinoa or brown rice topped with steamed seasonal vegetables and choice of sauce: garlic tahini, Indian curry or Thai coconut Add avocado $2, “cheese”$2.25, black beans $2 or extra sauce $1.50

iatee, Monday, 30 August 2010 05:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

so to order the disgusting $12 tacos you actually say "I'd like one 'I am transformed' please"

iatee, Monday, 30 August 2010 05:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

Cafe Gratitude is our expression of a world of plenty. Our food and people are a celebration of our aliveness. We select the finest organic ingredients to honor the earth and ourselves, as we are one and the same. We support local farmers, sustainable agriculture, and environmentally-friendly products. Our food is prepared with love. We invite you to step inside and enjoy being someone who chooses: loving your life, adoring yourself, accepting the world, being generous and grateful every day, and experiencing being provided for. Have fun and enjoy being nourished.

iatee, Monday, 30 August 2010 05:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

and apparently you're not ~allowed~ to ask with shortcuts, e.g. "i'll have the steamed vege bowl" - you HAVE to say "I AM FORTIFIED".

just1n3, Monday, 30 August 2010 14:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

it goes without saying that people are mortified to work there or no?

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 August 2010 14:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

I AM WISE QUESADILLA

schlump, Monday, 30 August 2010 14:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

I AM SATISFIED SMALL CAFÉ SALAD $9
Mixed greens, carrots, beets, tomatoes, sprouts, Brazil nut Parmesan & teriyaki almonds
[I AM NOT QUITE SATISFIED, SO PLEASE] Add avocado $2 or hummus $3.50

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Monday, 30 August 2010 14:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

Who puts hummus on mixed greens?! That does sound like a good salad, though.

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Monday, 30 August 2010 15:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

I hate that restaurant so much.

Jenny, Monday, 30 August 2010 15:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

Me fucking too. That must be what I look like to really socially conservative types.

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Monday, 30 August 2010 15:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

I remember stopping by the Berkeley branch of Cafe Gratitude and reading the menu, and feeling, as I never have before while reading a menu, that there was something EERIE about it. Now I know why.

But look, let's stick to the real issue -- why have we not mentioned that Trader Joe's is now making tater tots? So excited.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 30 August 2010 15:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

A Trader Joe's is under construction 3 or 4 blocks from my house. It looks like it might be absolutely enormous, as they are doing new construction at the same time as they are gutting a former Barnes and Noble right next door, indicating to me that it could all be one giant Trader Joes. Which would be great.

next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Monday, 30 August 2010 15:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

I am super excited about this development, as this TJ's will be .6 miles from my apartment!!!

Jenny, Monday, 30 August 2010 15:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

chicken gyozas are too garlicky and kind of salty. i'll stick to the chinese store's

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 3 September 2010 16:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

but organic bolivian blend coffee is very good

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 3 September 2010 16:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

in general i find trader joe's products to seem great in theory, and pretty ok upon first purchase...but three or so buys in and it all tastes gross to me, i dunno why, but i have had that experience with almost everything they sell. hummus, salsa, whatever. i burn out on their stuff really quickly

also they are notorious for suddenly discontinuing favored items. they used to sell really fucking good vegan raviolis. oh man.

if you live in a part of the world where you can purchase alcohol there then tj's is a godsend, though.

momus comes out of the sky and he stands there (del), Friday, 3 September 2010 21:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

in general i find trader joe's products to seem great in theory, and pretty ok upon first purchase...but three or so buys in and it all tastes gross to me, i dunno why, but i have had that experience with almost everything they sell. hummus, salsa, whatever. i burn out on their stuff really quickly

chalk it up to the soylent green factor, i guess...

momus comes out of the sky and he stands there (del), Friday, 3 September 2010 21:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

i was looking for frozen ravioli a couple weeks ago and they only had the 2-serving size in the cheese section. i don't care about most of their premade foods though. i mostly just get bread, coffee, yogurts, and canned stuff.

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 3 September 2010 22:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

the canned cuban-style black beans are a staple of my household.

corn smut (get bent), Friday, 3 September 2010 22:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

but i have had that experience with almost everything they sell. hummus, salsa, whatever. i burn out on their stuff really quickly

i'm this way with the frozen food, where it seems the more exotic the 'dish' the more salty and unsubtle they make it and it gets old, but the commodity type stuff (hummus, peanut butter etc) holds up pretty well for me. we have an indian garbanzo bean dish in the freezer almost makes me queasy to look at now.

Mr. or Ms. Narc-on-the-couch (tremendoid), Friday, 3 September 2010 22:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

i usually get a bunch of their indian dishes and mix them up in a pan with tofu and/or rice. it's a good, hearty weeknight dinner.

corn smut (get bent), Friday, 3 September 2010 22:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

i mostly just get bread, coffee, yogurts, and canned stuff.

that sounds like a good strategy. i haven't bought their yogurt in years but i remember it being pretty great. i imagine their coffee would be good, too. and i had their canned refried black beans recently as part of some nachos concoction and i was surprised by how good it was

i usually get a bunch of their indian dishes and mix them up in a pan with tofu and/or rice.

are you talking about their frozen stuff or the tasty bites-style stuff that comes in the pouches? if the latter, i am always pleasantly taken with how good that stuff is

momus comes out of the sky and he stands there (del), Friday, 3 September 2010 22:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

harbl otm re: bolivian coffee. it is pricier than crap coffee but not as pricey as *fancy* coffee and it tastes really good and is not too acidic <3

tehresa, Friday, 3 September 2010 22:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

are you talking about their frozen stuff or the tasty bites-style stuff that comes in the pouches? if the latter, i am always pleasantly taken with how good that stuff is

i buy both.

corn smut (get bent), Friday, 3 September 2010 22:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

i tried the bolivian coffee and it's really really good
thanks for the rec!

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Friday, 10 September 2010 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

got the 100% cran :D :D :D

tehresa, Friday, 10 September 2010 23:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

did that expose article confirm that the tasty bites stuff was actually repackaged tasty bites?
it's got me curious now what all the other items are.
i think they used to carry kashi cereals; maybe they still do, but under disguise?

Philip Nunez, Friday, 10 September 2010 23:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yup, it's Tasty Bite. I think the black bean and veg enchiladas are Amy's.

Jenny, Saturday, 11 September 2010 02:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

The pre-packaged tuna curry meals are back! Bought one tonight but haven't eaten it yet. Packaging looks essentially the same, but they've been gone for over a year.

nickn, Saturday, 11 September 2010 04:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

the greek yogurt is delicious, but my god, 60% rdv of saturated fat? in one serving?

corn smut (get bent), Sunday, 12 September 2010 00:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

i always get the 0%. still delicious.

tehresa, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

got genuinely excited yesterday when i saw that puff pastry is back
it's the only puff pastry i can find that is packaged flat

now i can make little goat chz and onion galettes for a weeknight dinner (no tedious dough-making) and gazillions of other delicious warm flaky things

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

The location of the TJ on Lincoln in Chicago has always been something of a mystery to me. I'm never in the area and every time I am, I feel like it's like spotting a ghost ship. I'm looking forward to a new one opening on my walk home.

Jesse, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 14:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

that's the one I go to like 3x a week. It's three blocks from my house.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 14:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

ITS LOCATION IS A MYSTERY

Jesse, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 14:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

to jesse

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

I drove there without looking at a map first so it can't be hard to find.

Jenny, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 19:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's like the Island on LOST to me.

Jesse, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 19:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

FOUND IT!

I was riding down Lincoln tonight and there it was.

Wound up going to the one on Clybourn b/c it was closer to where I was going. The Masala Lentil Dip is great! Despite having lost all sense of smell, and therefore most sense of taste, this dip tastes great and it has a weird effect on my tongue. Probably the hot spices, but it feels different from just plain hot.

Jesse, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 02:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

grrr stupid new Flickr


photo.JPG by Jesse1, on Flickr

Jesse, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 02:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

the chili mango slices and peanut butter cups are their tastiest treats yet! and they have the best overpriced almond butter in town

babygirlwc, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 03:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

They were out of chili mango slices (they had pineapple) so I bought the "juicy" dried mango slices and put cayenne on them and it was wonderful.

Jesse, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 03:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp

ya the stuff with flaxseeds is amazing. and i assume you mean overpriced in general and not overpriced in comparison to other almond butter prices, cus 5 dollars for a 16 oz jar is probably as cheap as ive ever seen it

/\/K/\/\, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 03:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

I like the for real mozzarella cheese sticks. A+

Jenny, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 03:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

loved this place when i lived in california... we only have some indie-ish places and whole foods here in denver. whole foods blows beyond belief.

lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 03:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

I love the almond butter/peanut butters with flax.

I've been liking the Dunkelweizen a lot lately (I think it says Josef Brau on it but it looks identical to the beers that say Trader Joes).

We're sort of addicted to the sliced goat cheese that comes in the blue pack.

Today I tried their newer frozen spinach lasagna and it actually had like a lot of spinach in it, which is good.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 03:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

This Paneer Tikka Pasala with spinach basmati rice is pretty great. Can't complain about the $3 Red Oval, either.

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

*Masala

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

I noticed the Red Oval had been renamed to Name Tag in my TJs last month. Same graphics but a different name (the brewery name also changed). I assume they didn't get permission to use the older name.

nickn, Friday, 17 September 2010 00:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

i noticed that the tuna curries were back! i have a few boxes in the kitchen that i can hardly wait to dive into.

microtonal hall & oates (get bent), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

I got the TJ vegetable gyoza and they were OK, but the inside was sort of gummy. The ingredients list shows a couple kinds of flour and a couple kinds of starch, so I guess that's why. Overall OK, but could do without the paste.

dumplings (Jesse), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

vegetable ones are so-so, i like the chicken ones

buzza, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

Lol at the Cafe Gratitude stuff upthread. I miss Berkeley!

Oh man, schnitzelwich (admrl), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

tj's has an awesome sweet potato gnocchi w/ sage and brown butter. i wasn't expecting it to be this good.

that's so percussion (get bent), Monday, 4 October 2010 02:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

and the kennebunkport pumpkin ale is decent if a little sweet for my taste.

that's so percussion (get bent), Monday, 4 October 2010 02:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

Chile spiced pineapple may be better than chili spiced mango.

Jeff, Saturday, 16 October 2010 23:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

Best to buy both and eat at the same time.

Jeff, Saturday, 16 October 2010 23:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

So Red Oval Lager has now become Name Tag Lager. Anyone know why they changed the name? I have a feeling it has something to do with the name/logo being very similar to Red Stripe and the Red Stripe folks weren't very happy about it.

The Porcupine Captain With A Crew of White Rabbits (Viceroy), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

But the logo is still similar. I assumed whoever owned the original Red Oval hadn't actually given them permission to resurrect it. It was an existing brand some decades ago, I thought.

nickn, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

OIC I didn't know Red Oval had a history to it...

The Porcupine Captain With A Crew of White Rabbits (Viceroy), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

used their bolivian coffee to make turkish coffee this afternoon. i like! not too acidic, has kind of a desserty flavor.

the moray eels eat the (get bent), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

i've been drinking joe's dark bc it was cheaper but i think i really have to go back to bolivian.

tehresa, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

Wheat Berry Salad was kinda good. Not everything with a sweet component needs bleuueue or goat cheese to "balance" it, though.

BENDLESS WOOKIEE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

i made the chicken egg rolls with dinner -- i can't get them as crispy as i want them, but i did get them tasting great by finishing them off in a skillet with oil, soy sauce, turmeric, and black pepper.

the moray eels eat the (get bent), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

I had the frozen Chicken Tikka Masala today and it was not bad at all. Probably about on the level of an average indian buffet.

Bolivian coffee is the best one I've had so far too, although I can't say I'm thrilled with it. My last purchase I spent $12/lb on some Crop to Cup Ethiopian and it was hugely better. I'll still probably mostly drink the TJ's to save cash.

Bobby Short, Wayne Shorter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh, btw the brown rice blend with daikon radish = YUM.

Bobby Short, Wayne Shorter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

suddenly addicted to their "spicy chai latte" powder

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 21:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

meanwhile i've had to wean myself off the chicken tikka masala boxes, since i don't have a microwave anymore

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 21:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

I just bought a box of JOE's Os (instead of Cheerios) - test-drive tomorrow AM

bad boy for life (m coleman), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 21:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

did i get excited about the return of their puff pastry yet? because i am excited about this. SO MANY POSSIBILITIES.

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 22:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

Adult Gummy Multivitamin Dietary Supplement is the bee's knees.

avant-sarsgaard (litel), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 02:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

thumbs up on the cha siu bao (pork buns). would buy again!

the moray eels eat the (get bent), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

I am big into their bags of freeze dried bananas or starwberries. I never got over my childhood idea that food they eat in space is probably the most glamorous food.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Thursday, 28 October 2010 05:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

thumbs aloft on TJ's frozen edamame

bad boy for life (m coleman), Thursday, 28 October 2010 10:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

wasabi peas, what's up?

once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Thursday, 28 October 2010 10:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

One thing I have to say, pretty much all their frozen stuff has WAY too much sodium, and I always get this weird tingling on my tongue after I eat one (is that sodium or MSG) and feel a little crappy.

don't hassle deerhhof (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

I mean maybe that's just the only way to make a frozen thing taste good, but still I think they could go a little easier.

don't hassle deerhhof (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ran in and grabbed a caprese salad today for lunch - these are pretty good: mozzarella fresca, cherry tomatoes, giant pile of arugula, basil vinaigrette. When I got back to the office to eat it, I noticed something odd about the mozzarella. At first I thought it was moldy around the edges, but no: it had somehow turned a pale purple-gray where it was touching the arugula.

Jaq, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

That post was short, but it was still a roller-coaster ride of skepticism, appreciation, and disgust, then relief.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

Have I mentioned that their pre-made sushi is profoundly horrible, even by the low standards of grocery store sushi? The rice is mealy and mushy.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

I made the sushi mistake one time only. Not worth it even in sushi desparation.

Jaq, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

no, it is patently disgusting
gluey

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

have i mentioned that i love their $3.99 turkey & swiss sandwiches? one of the best lunch deals in town.

the moray eels eat the (get bent), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

rice cakes, but I wish they had an unsalted version

dijon mustard

tuna, which is a kind that is neither white nor non-white, and comes unsalted

coffee filters (very cheap)

I bought two boxes of excellent peaches from Trader Joe's this past summer.

youn, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

Have I mentioned that their pre-made sushi is profoundly horrible, even by the low standards of grocery store sushi? The rice is mealy and mushy.

ha, my only TJ experience involved their horrible sushi. guhhhhh

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Thursday, 4 November 2010 00:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

Their dark chocolate peanut butter cups are awesome. Also, boxes of frozen naan and garlic naan... and their three layer hummus. Very sad I can't go to Trader Joe's more often. Very glad my friend shops there often and brings snacks to my house.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 November 2010 05:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

My local chain market started carrying naan and so does Target...still not as good as restaurant naan but I love it when supermarkets make so-called "hippie" food available, like when old people can buy soy milk and couscous not just people in cool urban areas.

like you really know who trisomie 21 is (u s steel), Thursday, 4 November 2010 08:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

I miss Trader Joe's. I don't know where the best places to shop are down here in the sticks.

Melissa W, Thursday, 4 November 2010 08:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

what i know is that they have veggie potstickers (frozen) that are AOK

and that you should never buy their soups, because they are extremely nasty

and that they have sesame crackers that are the best ever, but often not in stock

and that they have nice cabot sharp white cheddar for cheap, which you cannot otherwise get on the west coast, yes!

and that they are otherwise mostly worth avoiding

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 4 November 2010 09:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm getting very aggravated with TJ's overnaming or misnaming things, particularly in cheese For eg.

The only actual made in Italy mozzarella is labeled by the brand name not what it is whereas everything from string cheese to grated industrial rubber gets labeled as mozzarella
Grana Padano Parmesan, two names, one label, which is it?

OK so these are the only two I noticed yesterday but its annoying.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 4 November 2010 12:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

maybe it's a blend of grana padano and parmesan?

the moray eels eat the (get bent), Thursday, 4 November 2010 19:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

does not compute in block form

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

which is it?

Probably neither? If you want Parmesan in the US, gotta make sure it says "Parmagiano Reggiano" or you could get whatever the maker considers "parmesan".

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

This was, on closer inspection of the label, Italian Padano.

I know I'm a stick in the mud European and think things should be labeled as what they are and where they come from. The California Ersatz "Mozzarella" is pretty good really. Domestic parmesan is pretty awful though.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

There's one place I know of in Wisconsin that does a decent parmesan, but yeah most are geared to emulate Kraft parmesan rather than Parmesan parmesan.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 November 2010 21:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

f all u all, tj's parmesan is delicious and also the best deal in town

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 4 November 2010 21:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

TJ's actual italian parmesan is the best deal in town, and he padona is good too, I just object to the label.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 4 November 2010 21:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

tbh i haven't been to a tj's in many moons cause if i only ever want either some cheap shit at a place w/a huge selection (supermarket) or quality food that i'm splurging on (whole foods). any time i go to tj's i get like 20 mediocre things and mayyybe 1 or 2 legit "hey you need to try this shit" tasty things. i was just reminded about the choc-covered edamame tho so think i'll have to go back and give the place yet another try.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 November 2010 21:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

i generally go to tj's first for my staples, and then fill in the rest from whole foods and other local stores. i've found that food costs around here are ridiculous, but i can generally get staples cheapest at tj's. i know i can count on getting my yogurt and canned goods and coffee and lemons, etc.

they've just opened in my parents' town, after at least a 15 year wait. i think it will be too mobbed for them to actually shop there :( (this also happened when whole foods opened).

tehresa, Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ok really guys, the fucking sodium. A little-ass thing of curried lentils should not have 60% of my daily sodium.

portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 November 2010 22:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yum!

Jeff, Monday, 15 November 2010 23:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

Haha. Agreed to both Hurting and Jeff.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Monday, 15 November 2010 23:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

It is delicious, but it makes me feel awful.

portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 November 2010 23:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeh for someone who is starting to have trouble with hypertension, It would be nice if they let you salt the shit out of the food yourself.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Monday, 15 November 2010 23:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

you could just cook the food yourself.

tehresa, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 01:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

Adding water to a package and applying heat IS "cooking food myself" for the most part. If I don't get take-out, I have succeeded.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 03:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

I actually really like cooking, but only with others. Cooking for just myself is just a chore, and I usually just bake a potato or sautee some vegetables. I would literally prefer doing laundry or doing maintenance on my files.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 03:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Dark chocolate mint UFOs. Frozen mac & cheese. Another vote for tamales, yogurt, and paneer tikka masala (until I get tired of it).

It is almost candy cane joe-joes time.

teeny, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 04:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh hell yes. I devour a box of those every year, then buy another box and eat four of them and forget about it. BUT MAN THAT FIRST BOX.

you're not là-bas of me (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 05:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

Chocolate covered raspberry sticks
Peanut butter pretzels

Cannot fuck with TJs on either front

Paneer tikka masala cosign

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

I would literally prefer . . . doing maintenance on my files.

Is that a euphemism?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm currently enjoying a bagel topped with cream cheese and TJ's pumpkin butter, which is very good. I also like the pumpkin muffin mix, which is even better if you cream half a block of cream cheese, 1/2 cup of sugar, and an egg yolk together and plop a teaspoon of that in the middle of each muffin before you bake them.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

I wanted to buy pumpkin butter but the girl vetoed it cause we didn't have anything to put it on. I will pretty much buy pumpkin anything, tho.

iatee, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

Me, too! Now you know that it is good on bagels, so you can get some bagels and some pumpkin butter.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 14:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh did I not mention the flax-seed peanut butter? So good.

portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 14:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

Dark chocolate sea salt caramels (holiday seasonal item): I LOVE YOU
these shits are so good

chocolate - high quality
caramel - buttery and smooth
salt - salty and from the DEAD SEA (purportedly)

anyway, these candies are divine and i'm tempted to buy a bunch just to keep for later when they become unseasonal again

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 02:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

Just had the pesto pizza. It was delicious! They can do no wrong with their personal-bake pizzas, IMO, but the pesto just became my new favorite.

Ignore Me! (Viceroy), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 02:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

pesto pizza is of our lazy backup dinners

I have had a lot of pesto pizzas...

iatee, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 02:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Anyone know about the brandy beans? Will they get you drunk? They look really good.

Ignore Me! (Viceroy), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 02:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

"is one of our"

iatee, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 02:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

i buy the raw pizza dough (in the refrigerator section) fairly often. i like to bake it up with a bit of olive oil brushed on for extra crispness.

and then peaced (get bent), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 02:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

cranberry spiced cider!

tehresa, Saturday, 4 December 2010 23:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

splashed in glass of seltzer is awesome.
also nice hot.

tehresa, Saturday, 4 December 2010 23:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

mango chicken sausage

positive reflection is the key (harbl), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

When the hell will the TJ down the street ever open?? I never see workers there anymore when I walk to or from the bus. I see some signs of activity, at least - ducts and pipes get moved around - so at least I know they haven't given up. I keep delaying certain purchases until it opens.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 17 January 2011 21:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

Rumors on Yelp said they would open in January, which is clearly not possible.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 17 January 2011 21:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

cilantro/jalapeno hummus

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 17 January 2011 23:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

YES! The cilantro jalapeño hummus is amazing.

ENBB, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

That sounds great but I don't know what I would use it for. My appetite feels like it just got off the bus in Times Square in 1976.

Slade Venom Secret Police (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 08:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

i have a few different tj's frozen dinners i can choose from tonight:

-mac & cheese
-paneer tikka masala
-pesto tortellini
-sweet potato gnocchi
-polenta provencale

i am spoiled and i don't know what to choose!

PWN: The Paul Winfield Network (get bent), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 03:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Pander tikka masala ftw

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 03:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ohhh but Mac n cheese

Yep, you're screwed

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 03:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

mac n cheese is the BEST

you know what i am really loving from tj's is the lavender dishwashing detergent

just1n3, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 03:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

polenta provencale is my favorite!

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 03:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

isn't it good?

PWN: The Paul Winfield Network (get bent), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 03:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

saw a cauliflower & romanesco frozen veggie thing in a butter sauce that looked tempting but i just had the most amazing romanesco courtesy of my local farmers market the other day so why bother

buzza, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

Have decided to drastically reduce my consumption of TJ's prepared foods. They're great but they make me feel bad and get fat.

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

prepared meaning frozen/boxed

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

so sad I didn't buy more holiday vintage ale though

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

i like their frozen (and unadulterated) flat beans (green and yellow). they're great caramelized with some onions and fennel and topped with your seafood of choice.

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

saw a cauliflower & romanesco frozen veggie thing in a butter sauce that looked tempting

i've had this. def good for a weeknight side dish.

(btw i went with the sweet potato gnocchi tonight.)

PWN: The Paul Winfield Network (get bent), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

Romanesco look both delicious and loathesome in a trypohpia-inducing way.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

trypophobia, that is

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

anyone buy lactaid milk at trader joe's? they used to stock the hormone free kind, I'm positive, but now I can't seem to find any.

akm, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

never mind I'm retarded, it's right there on the side.

right now my neighborhood trader joe's is selling off all their christmas cookies for like, 99 cents.

akm, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

(it is kind of disgusting there are cookies from two months ago around, but you know, when you want cookies...)

akm, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

Tj's is great for losing weight because everything is prepackage with nutritional information.

Jeff, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 13:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

The one in Brooklyn has these "Taster's Packs" of Unibroue beers for $8 right now -- it's 4 different strong ales in the 8-9% alcohol range. Drinking a Don De Dieu right now, a belgian-style golden ale. Quite good.

The Corner Stander, The Suggest Ban Hammer (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 03:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

As beers go, I don't recommend the Vienna style lager. The knockoff Corona however is almost as good as the real thing.

calstars, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 03:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

The Trader Jose's thing? That shit is tasty!

wizards of wonder are the keepers of knowledge (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 03:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

Almost as good as Corona is not high praise in my book.

The Corner Stander, The Suggest Ban Hammer (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 03:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

I do think the TJ's Dunkelweisen and Hofbrau Bock are pretty good.

The Corner Stander, The Suggest Ban Hammer (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 03:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

wait are you talking about la playa? bc that was shit.

tehresa, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 03:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

but i think that is fake tecate, which is also shit.

tehresa, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 03:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

no longer finding the mint chocolate UFOs or the quart of strawberry yogurt at my TJs, this is very disappointing.

currently loving the little dry pint pack of little sweet peppers. Picked up these goofy pea puff snacks today, they are like cheetos but made with peas, they are very snacky. $$ for basically air though. My 2 yo girl loves the dried seaweed snack, the other day she was no-nap delirious, naked on the kitchen floor doing the curly shuffle while cramming seaweed in her mouth, I was dying.

teeny, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 03:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

The go-to cheap TJ beer is Name Tag (Red Oval).

nickn, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 04:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

green curry tuna >> red curry tuna

hauntological-hysteric theater (get bent), Saturday, 5 March 2011 21:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

The one in Brooklyn has these "Taster's Packs" of Unibroue beers for $8 right now -- it's 4 different strong ales in the 8-9% alcohol range. Drinking a Don De Dieu right now, a belgian-style golden ale. Quite good.

― The Corner Stander, The Suggest Ban Hammer (Hurting 2), Tuesday, March 1, 2011 3:27 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark


fuck I haven't had unibroue in a while

I hope (fer yer sake) there is at least one Fin du Monde in there, because that shit is some golden fucking ambrosia

bernard snowy, Saturday, 5 March 2011 22:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bought the Unibroue assortment a couple weeks ago and it was great. and, yeah, there's a fin du monde in there. (plus maudite, don de dieu and one I can't remember).

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Saturday, 5 March 2011 22:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

trois pistoles? that's their strong dark one, also v.good

bernard snowy, Saturday, 5 March 2011 22:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, there's a Trois Pistoles

bury my heart at wounded nerd (Hurting 2), Sunday, 6 March 2011 00:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

The go-to cheap TJ beer is Name Tag (Red Oval).

― nickn, Monday, February 28, 2011 9:30 PM (5 days ago)

Definitely. Drinking it right now. Though the $2 upgrade to Trader Jose is worth it -- if you like cerveza.

Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 March 2011 01:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah that red curry tuna wasn't that good

los blue jeans, Sunday, 6 March 2011 02:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

I enjoy the red and green curry tuna packs.

Jeff, Sunday, 6 March 2011 02:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

sweet potato gnocci however - not too bad at all

los blue jeans, Sunday, 6 March 2011 02:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

do you heat up the tuna? I had it room temperature - this could have been the problem

los blue jeans, Sunday, 6 March 2011 02:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

?? I always heat up the tuna curry, both colors, and it is always delicious.

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Sunday, 6 March 2011 02:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I use a rice cooker with a steamer basket. Rice in bottom, two tuna packets on top in the basket. All done at the same time.

Jeff, Sunday, 6 March 2011 02:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

ah. good idea. might give that another shot.

los blue jeans, Sunday, 6 March 2011 02:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

There's a refrigerated thing that I think is new, with hummus, some kinda little chopped up salad, tahini and pita/falafel. It's pretty good, especially if you're too lazy to make your own falafel. And oh, am I.

Aquarian Necromancer Octopus (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 6 March 2011 07:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

i just cook the rice and mix it up with the room-temp tuna.

hauntological-hysteric theater (get bent), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

The tuna also good on noodles, and they don't have to be Thai noodles, I usually just use fettucini.

nickn, Sunday, 6 March 2011 18:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

Lincoln Park TJ's construction update: The lights are on inside and they've installed many shelves, freezers, and fridges.

Jesse, Monday, 7 March 2011 02:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

I actually thought the tuna curry was kinda gross, but whatev.

jaymc, Monday, 7 March 2011 04:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

Were you eating it cold right out of the pouch with your bare hands while sitting in a dark room alone and crying? Because you should really heat those tuna things up first.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 7 March 2011 04:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

TJ's funyons are really good!

first it smells like donuts, then it smells like don't ask (askance johnson), Monday, 7 March 2011 04:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

toasted oatmeal flakes ++

gravity tractor VS asteroid B612 (m coleman), Monday, 7 March 2011 10:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

Sweet & Spicy Pecans are delicious. Problem is I could eat the whole tiny bag, which contains 5 servings. Normally, I could care less, but it just seems excessive with 950 calories and 85 g of fat.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 01:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

lemongrass chicken sticks, om nom.

minsktrans.by (get bent), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 22:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ooh I got those for 1st time recently. Problem is my oven doesn't get hot enough to cook them. Thinking about combo microwave and toaster to finish off the package.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 23:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

TJ's butternut squash ravioli for breakfast. Normally I'm down with the squash+pasta combo, but this is cloyingly sweet for something that should be savory. Too much brown sugar?

minsktrans.by (get bent), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

butterfield earth (get bent), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 06:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

does anyone else get as excited by good pretzels as i do?

(it's a depressing world; gimme *something* to live for.)

butterfield earth (get bent), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 06:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

the other night i had a big pretzel craving but the only ones within walking distance of me were rold golds :/

Sittin' Fran (donna rouge), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 06:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

The sweet potato gnochi were kind of meh. Maybe I over-cooked them.

nickn, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 07:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

They had these pretty tasty little Mexican chicken pizzas. And now they're gone because the masa crusts turned out to have trace amounts of wheat. Damn you, gluten intolerants!

GLOWER METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 08:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

Those pretzels are amazing! I'm always afraid of cracking a tooth, but that makes me eat them slowly. So good.

I have been totally enjoying the not-from-concentrate cranberry juice. So tart and clear-tasting!

Ralpharina (La Lechera), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 12:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

I was really into these honey-wheat pretzels rolled in sesame seeds. Can't remember what brand, but they were damn good. Would stan for pretzels! Especially because I love mustard and they are an excellent vehicle.

quincie, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

I ate a box of the maple leaf cookies in one day

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

TJ's makes a dark chocolate peppermint patty. I am in big trouble.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

they also have a new frozen palak paneer (in an orange box) that's very good. yup, spinach is still my fav vegetable.

butterfield earth (get bent), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 05:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

does anyone else get as excited by good pretzels as i do?

si si

electrophonic gin & tonic (m coleman), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 09:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh my god you guys. The non-dairy mochi (chocolate/coconut/mango, made with coconut milk) are so good.

GLOWER METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 10:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I have eaten (and continue to eat) a shocking number of graham crackers for someone who is not 6 years old. Trader Joe's cinnamon grahams are the #1 best. Store brand and Honey Maid -- you are in trouble. They taste like cookies. If only they had some with some ginger in them, whoa.

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

Dud/destroy: TJ's gourmet jelly beans. Like, some things you just can't make with natural flavors.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yay! First shopping trip to the brand new, very local TJ. The experience was horrible (went right after work and without the slightest list or plan, plus I left my heavy gym bag in the cart, so I didn't want to let it too far out of my sight, making navigating hard), but I enjoyed a tuna curry and got a bunch of other crap like chili peppered pineapple and frozen mango, which is great in the Greek yogurt with a little honey.

i meant to offer my support for the panang curry sticks. they're delicious and so quick in the toaster oven.

― an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Wednesday, April 14, 2010 3:59 PM (1 year ago)

What are these? Chicken sticks?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 04:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

they're like little spring rolls.

Nardil the Human MAOI (get bent), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 07:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

ugh, their greek yogurt isn't that good.

wine, salads, soda water. that's it.

it is his "enigmatic signifier" (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 07:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah, they are like wee spring rolls that taste like panang curry
they're probably gross if you think about them too hard, but what prepared frozen appetizer isn't

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

their greek yogurt is not the best greek yogurt on the market, but it is definitely the best for the price (ugh chobani)

tehresa, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

They should just bring back the beer bread. Dammit.

Jeff, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

Tbh I haven't tried TJ's Greek yogurt, I just meant the mango would be good in it in general.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

<3 the very cherry frozen berry mix

tehresa, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 15:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

The chili pineapple chunks are the only things I've ever bought from TJ's that I chucked out shortly after buying.

I like the multigrain pita chips.

Bryan, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 16:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

omg chile mango fruit floes <3

tehresa, Friday, 13 May 2011 04:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

Dammit - I tried one of the curry tuna things and loved it - it's better than some of the local pan-Asian take-out I would get, but at a fraction of the price. But then I went back tonight and they told me that the vendor wouldn't be able to provide it for the foreseeable future.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

The choc-van-caramel ice cream with the cone on the container is way too sweet.

hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 May 2011 05:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

two buck chuck cab
salt and pepper potato chips
any kind of cheese - best prices for great cheese!

Wiggywoo, Friday, 13 May 2011 05:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

Last time those curry tuna things vanished they were gone for about two years, Imo stop by a TJs on the way home tomorrow and stock up if there's any there.

nickn, Friday, 13 May 2011 06:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

Damn, that is bad news about the curry tuna!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

Why is this happening to ME? Why NOW? I guess I could dump curry sauce on tuna, but it just wouldn't be the same ;__;

Being serious tho, the two guys who checked into the tuna sitch were very helpful and knowledgeable. And the one guy had the greenest eyes I've ever seen.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's pretty easy to make half-assed curries at home (please don't judge me vis a vis authenticity) - preferred amount of jarred curry paste fried w/ onions, add one can of coconut milk, then add a protein (I usually use TJ's frozen tilapia filets or leftover roasted chicken or tofu) and cook/heat, then optionally add some frozen peas or other mixed vegetables.

HOWEVER that is nowhere near as easy as putting tuna curry pouches in the steamer basket of the rice cooker while rice cooks below, resulting in a hot meal in ~ 20 minutes without me having to do anything other than measure rice and water and open a box.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

You're totally right. When I lived in the Vietnamese hood, I would buy lots of tins of curry paste and coconut milk, and then slop them together with whatever I had around the house. It never occurred to me to slop curry on tuna, however. That's madness!

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 13 May 2011 14:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

cinnamon crumb coffee cake mix & cornbread mix are wicked good

backlash stan straw man fan (m coleman), Sunday, 15 May 2011 15:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

My attempt to be witty with a TJ's clerk went real bad and embarrassing today. I took the bus, and there was a guy on the bus who was ranting very congenially about local architecture, and saying hello to people, and just generally being loud and totally inappropriate and crazy but in a really amicable way so it was pretty easy to just tune him out (as opposed to the typical racist, paranoid, dangerous sounding rants). So but he came to Trader Joe's and approached shoppers to say hello and ask them how they were doing and whether they liked Trader Joe's and it was pretty clear he was not acting in a socially acceptable way but the line between inappropriately friendly crazy person and helpful TJ's employee is kind of thin, you know, so people were responding to him, albeit hesitantly.

ANYWAY I was checking out and bus dude came up behind me, waving and yelling hello to everybody, and the cashier catches my eye and gives me that "please tell me we are on the same page about thinking this other person is crazy" look and I return the look and say out loud, "We rode the bus here together. He's very enthusiastic, but ultimately harmless." And the clerk was like, "OH! Great! I love it when people are enthusiastic!" and I was like, "No, we did not ride the bus TOGETHER, we were just on the same bus." And the clerk is like, "OH! Okay! Ha, great! How do you like these vegetarian sausages?"

About that time, a manager comes over to corral the bus dude, and the clerk asks me if I'm walking or driving (for grocery distribution purposes) and I say, "Taking the bus. Maybe with my friend over there." And the clerk's eyes got all wide and he was like, "OH YEAH, that is great! He is really friendly! That is awesome, to be so friendly. I really respect that." And I was like "HE IS NOT REALLY MY FRIEND. And yes, he is friendly, but he is pretty clearly pathologically friendly."

Anyway, way to not get my delightfully dry sense of humor, excessively sincere Trader Joe's clerk.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 29 May 2011 22:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Re: the vegetarian sausages, while he was asking me about them, he was also scanning my many meat purchases (chicken breasts, pork chops, steaks, and Canadian bacon) and I said in a totally "I AM MAKING A REALLY DUMB JOKE" tone, "Well, as a vegetarian, I really like them," and he was just all, "Totally! I'm a vegetarian and I love them, too!!!!"

And there was also a different clerk who was talking about how much bacon his TJ's location sells, and I was like, "Well, we are the hog butcher to the world" and he was like, "Really? That is so cool!" but it would be kind of awful of me to judge somebody for not getting that dumb joke.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 29 May 2011 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

(Note: I totally judged him for not getting that dumb joke.)

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 29 May 2011 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

I got judged for not getting a hog butcher Chicago joke, right here on the ILX.

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 29 May 2011 22:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol.
once in the freezer section there was a sign next to the pork buns with a picture of tj's employee 'ben' saying that they were his "pick" with the quote "i eat them every day!" so when it was time for checkout, bf recognized him as one of the cashiers and insisted we get in his line, then proceeded to ask him about the pork buns and if he really did eat them every day because we thought it probably wasn't that healthy. he admitted it was probably more like 3 times a week. he also said he was from hawaii and he never thought he'd find pork buns anywhere else so he was so excited about them. uh... have you tried chinese restaurants, dude?

tehresa, Sunday, 29 May 2011 22:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Abbbbbs, I would never judge a non-Chicagoan for not getting a hog butcher Chicago joke! But I mean, if you have a job selling pork products in Chicago, it seems like that should be in the employee training manual.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 29 May 2011 22:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Last time I was at Trader Joe's the clerk asked me what my spiritual guide animal was, which was unusual small talk, but also interesting enough. I told her a magpie because "I am easily distracted," and she said, "why does that make you a magpie?" So I grabbed a shiny pen and said, "A magpie would be distracted by your shiny pen and take it," and she grabbed the pen out of my hand. She did not like my object lesson.

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 29 May 2011 22:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Ben's Bun's story is kind of like the seamy underbelly of TJ's super friendly employee policy. I am imagining Ben's manager forcing him to memorize some stock patter about the pork buns. "But they are available in Chinese restaurants! Why should I say I could never find them outside of Hawaii? I'm from Bayonne!"

xp LOL

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 29 May 2011 22:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha - last trip to TJ's in NYC I left thinking "jeez these check-out people sure are FRIENDLY - maybe they're imported from California?"

backlash stan straw man fan (m coleman), Monday, 30 May 2011 01:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

the line between inappropriately friendly crazy person and helpful TJ's employee is kind of thin, you know

tru

self diagnosed personality disorders I have googled (los blue jeans), Monday, 30 May 2011 03:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

FRIENDLY - maybe they're imported from California?"

Was going to say that where I live in California is like a whole town of TJs employees. And the TJs employees are terrifyingly friendly.

Star Trek II: Sweater Guy Goes to Tennis Planet (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 30 May 2011 04:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

My hell.

Jeff, Monday, 30 May 2011 14:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

friendly AND sincere
it's like apple store employees and tj's employees are trained via same methodology but apple store employees get an extra module on how to deal with dry humour

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 30 May 2011 14:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

did a big shop with two friends at tj's in sf and we were musing about whether we could split the bill between 3 cards and the cashier guy was like 'no problem at all' and was so chill about it (it wasn't a crazy busy time of day). i was impressed.

we had a bbq and i tried the veggie sausage and they were okay, but the pork sausages were way better. weirdly, that tj's had only one kind of pork sausage (bratwurst) and like 50 kinds of chicken sausages.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 30 May 2011 14:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Chicago TJ employees seem to fall into the "wacky" friendly type, which is perhaps the worst kind of friendly. This isn't Seinfeld, no one wants wacky friends when they are buying groceries.

Jeff, Monday, 30 May 2011 14:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

For some reason when it opened in Portland it was like they were offering free samples of heroin or something - flocks of people. No parking.

Latham Green, Monday, 30 May 2011 14:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Seagull people

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 30 May 2011 15:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

no - cat people!

Latham Green, Monday, 30 May 2011 15:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

and then...

Latham Green, Monday, 30 May 2011 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

That song is so OTM.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 30 May 2011 16:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just got back from a trip to tj's and my checkout person gave me a high five after he checked my Id and realized that i am a fellow Virgo. Then we had a nice conversation and I think he gave me a free apple.

Sometimes these convos are painful, but today it was nice. Not busy, didn't seem pained at all. They always ask me what I plan to do with the fennel, and this guy just chatted with me like a human being.

Garyln (La Lechera), Monday, 30 May 2011 16:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

I remember once at Hannafords the checkout guy saw our leeks and wa s like "Oh I love these" and proceeded to rub his huge nose u pand down them, snorting in their oniony goodness. Didn't he ever go to nose school? You don't slide your nose on other's tubers.

Latham Green, Monday, 30 May 2011 16:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha trader joe's in video is the trader joe's we went to (more than once) in SF!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 30 May 2011 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

or at least the insane parking lot is

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 30 May 2011 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

Second dud ever for a Trader Joe's product- the chicken sausage with garlic, spinach and fontina. It wasn't due to expire for another month, but it smelled soooooooo bad when i took it out of the package. I still cooked them and it made my house smell like dead hooker vag. Or what I would assume...

Yerac, Monday, 30 May 2011 21:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

weirdly, that tj's had only one kind of pork sausage (bratwurst) and like 50 kinds of chicken sausages.

that was the case at the tj's i was at yesterday -- no idea about the pork sausage, but there were many chicken sausages to choose from. i went with the spinach/fontina/roasted garlic ones and they were delish.

xp hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

cee-lo v. city of new london (get bent), Monday, 30 May 2011 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

i didn't think they smelled like dead hooker vag, but i am a bit congested.

cee-lo v. city of new london (get bent), Monday, 30 May 2011 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah hopefully not from your memory there Yerac. Today I wrote Jennis Macaroons to tell them they taste like vomit

Latham Green, Monday, 30 May 2011 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

The garlic and herb chicken sausages are really, really good on a crusty roll with sauteed mushrooms and caramelized onions. And mustard. And I throw a little red wine in with the shrooms and onions. I'm classy.

Star Trek II: Sweater Guy Goes to Tennis Planet (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 30 May 2011 22:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

my daughter excitedly bought "yogurt beans" - yogurt covered raisins - boy was she sad when she tasted them. Also a boxed soup languished in our cuppboard for a year and then was executed to the trash

Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 12:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

dead hooker vag

rejected DJP screen name

backlash stan straw man fan (m coleman), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 14:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't buy much produce at TJ's but the jumbo-size packages of blueberries are consistently plump & juicy. product-wise my son now reps for the jarred marinara sauce. it's OK.

backlash stan straw man fan (m coleman), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 14:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like wild Maine blueberries
http://www.wymans.com/

you can get em frozen and thaw the delight

Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

I bought the Donut O's and they are not that great.

I love the horseradish hummus.

Jesse, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 01:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Is that a donut flavored cereal?!?!

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

No. Trader Joe's Old Fashioned Donut O's are donut holes.

Jesse, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 02:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

THE CURRY TUNA IS BACK. BACK AGAIN. TUNA'S BACK. TELL A FRIEND.

Jesse, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 01:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

really liking the pistacho/white chocolate cookies and i'm by no means a white chocolate head

actually, most of their cookies are pretty boss

creme de cassie (donna rouge), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 01:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

i will have some now, in fact, having just eaten TJ's pork gyoza

creme de cassie (donna rouge), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 01:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

Do they have gyoza sauce?

Their sweet chili sauce is kind of underwhelming. Plus I'm used to paying $1.75 for a big ass jug of the good stuff in "Little Saigon" and it bothers me to pay any more.

Jesse, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 02:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

idk, i have sriracha

creme de cassie (donna rouge), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 02:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

My lips are pursed in disapproval.

Jesse, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 02:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

they do sell gyoza sauce. i've never bought it. damn i have some of their sweet chili in the cupboard (unopened). sad to hear it will be not awesome.

tehresa, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's OK, but I like the real deal.

Why can't I buy salt or white sugar there? I guess I know why, sort of, but I still want it.

Jesse, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

them

Jesse, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

They have salt at TJs. A bit plastic tube of sea salt, with a kind of inconvenient spout.

unmetalled world (wk), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 04:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's blue

unmetalled world (wk), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 04:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

they usually have sugar, too, but i find that stuff is always getting moved round and isn't always in the most obvious place.

just1n3, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 04:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

uh, "big" plastic tube of salt. hey guess what else, trader joes has. booz

unmetalled world (wk), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 05:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

when I'm walking by a trader joes I stop in for a little coffee

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 06:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

I worked a job earlier this year where my main duty was to buy the best things from trader joes that I could

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 06:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

THE CURRY TUNA IS BACK. BACK AGAIN. TUNA'S BACK. TELL A FRIEND.

i have four (4) boxes of the red curry tuna in my kitchen. they didn't have any of the green curry this time, or the last time i checked.

are you are missing whiney (get bent), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 07:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just want plain old salt. I'll stick with my local crappy little overpriced supermarket for that.

Jesse, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 10:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

They only pepper they carry comes in a little plastic pepper grinder, which I get goes with the whole TJ's ethos, but that is also annoying.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 12:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

pepper is evil

Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 12:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

That's weird.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

The pepper grinder is not bad. The top unscrews too, so you can dump it into a nicer grinder.

unmetalled world (wk), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

Unlike a giant plastic tub of pepper that I bought at Costco which had a built in, unremovable grinder, so I had to take a hacksaw to the thing. Annoying.

unmetalled world (wk), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

That's what I did, but it felt very wasteful with all that unnecessary excess plastic and parts.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

okay, so i don't know what they did, but this jar of dijon is hands-down the most vinegary, sinus-clearingly painful dijon i've ever tasted. i like things spicy, but it's too much. i don't remember my last jar tasting so crazy. anyone else have this experience with the TJ's Dijon?

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh i love that stuff!
but their brown/grainy mustard tastes like shit to me.

tehresa, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

i like their dijon -- makes great salad dressing!!

Garyln (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

btw have we discussed the roasted seaweed snacks? totally a delivery method for salt and sesame oil but low calorie (most of the cal is from fat, sigh) and deliciously addicting.

tehresa, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

weird! maybe i'm just becoming more sensitive or something? i could hardly eat my tuna sandwich just now, every bite made my eyes water and snot come pouring out my nose.

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

i maintain what i'm guessing that i said upthread, but am too lazy to cntrl-f to confirm. basically, any trader joe's premade product or snack or whatever kinda tastes great on the first five or so intial buys, but after that, burnout sets in quickly. this holds true even though they will sell umpteen varieties of stuff, so iow across the flavor range. doesn't matter-- hummus, salsa, whatever, it all gets gross too quick. not sure exactly what this speaks to; am entirely willing to entertain notions that my palate is just dumb or i am simply crazy in this particular sphere of life.

dell (del), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

table, I feel the same way--I have to use the TJ dijon really sparingly. usually end up using it w/chinese...too strong for my usual sandwich needs.

bentelec, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

i feel that. there are things that i used to LOVE that now i just buy occasionally. i don't think i ever consciously thought, 'this doesn't taste so great anymore' but maybe they taste SO good originally that yeah, you burn out/overdo it and then learn to taper off.
xpost to dell

tehresa, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

i am all about that dijon, ditto on the salad dressing uses

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

i pretty much only buy a few things at TJs— condiments, salad greens, almondmilk, bubble water, chips— so i don't really get fatigued that easily. imo their hummus sucks, and most of their veggies are below par (ie i'm a california vegetable snob, sorry). i also never, ever buy pre-fab food, it just grosses me out too much.

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm on a horseradish mustard tip lately, so with all due respect, you dijon assholes aka ppl can all go SUCK IT

cheers

:D

dell (del), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

do not feague with trader joginger !

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

I stopped buying TJ's "imported" dried pasta (.99/lb) after two consecutive batches had the faint but definite taste of cinnamon

backlash stan straw man fan (m coleman), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I probably eat their filled pasta (ravioli etc.) once a week so I've tried a bunch of different ones.

Really good: Arugula & Prosciutto Ravioli, Spinach Ricotta Ravioli, Portabello Mushroom Ravioli, Artichoke Ravioli

Not so good: the one with chicken, the spinach tortellini

mike and the quantum mechanics (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 00:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

The folks and my (and Jenny and Jeff's) brand new local TJ are not quite as preternaturally gregarious as at others I've been to. Which is fine, just a little bit of a surprise. Still pretty friendly and helpful though, a stark contrast to the brain dead, gruff staff at my local non-chain store.

Jesse, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bistro biscuits are great afternoon coffee cookies, if you're into that sort of thing.

Garyln (La Lechera), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

Soy chorizo burrito is about as good as microwave burritos could possibly be. I actually like the chorizo in it much more than the kind they sell in the store.

Also like the Tofu Spring Rolls.

Concierto Para Bongo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 09:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

I have two exciting announcements:

(1) smoked sea salt (sure, it comes in a grinder, but it's cheap compared to the Maldon smoked sea salt I would have to order ON THE INTERNET) Excited about this
(2) floral pepper (also in a grinder, but you have to be kidding me -- pepper with flowers ground up in it? am i dreaming?!)

Both are tasty (I just tasted them plain, not on anything) and I'm pretty psyched to use them in dinners.

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

and lunches and breakfasts and let's be honest, straight from the container when i need a little boost of salt or pepper

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh shit, I saw those new grinders and thought they were ridiculous and ignored the salt since I hate salt grinders on principle but I didn't realize it was smoked. now I'll have to try it.

lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

chocolate and coffee beans sounded interesting but I could just wash out an empty pepper grinder and try that myself.

lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

I saw the smoked stuff the oth day!! Will try it soon. What kind of foods/dishes do you suggest for actually noticing the difference over other salts? On crudite with simple flavors so the salt can come through?

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

yes -- on simply cooked veggies
on simple whitefish or salmon with herbs
on salads
in olive oil dip for bread
shrimp
eggs
i could go on

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

also, i have a little salad kit at work with oil, vinegar, and salt/pepper grinders so that i don't have to bring anything to dress my salad, i can just throw some veggies in a container and eat it at work without much worry/fuss.

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

You're good, you make individual meals. I make one pot of something with the flavors all mixed together and eat it for 4 days. :) But maybe fancy salts will make me eat fresher!

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

Soy chorizo burrito is about as good as microwave burritos could possibly be. I actually like the chorizo in it much more than the kind they sell in the store.

i like soy chorizo more than i like most meat substitutes. and having recently looked at the ingredients of a package of real chorizo*, i'm willing to give up the authenticity of greasy animal guts for something less queasy-making.

*which, don't get me wrong, is delicious

orinoco flowbee (get bent), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

ALSO I am now a fan of their little sampler of Spanish meats. The anchovies they sell at my TJs are pretty good too. Cento? I think? Their sardines are bad though.

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

ok i am getting some of this salt. they've had it at my local tj's for ages and i never realized it could be so great!

tehresa, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 22:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

potatoes
greens
ratatouille or little individual vegetable pile-ups
might be gross or might be crazy good on watermelon?!

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 22:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

anything that adds a lot of flavor with little to no effort is worth trying in my book
it's also only $1.99 so it's not really much of a gamble, not like the half bag of scallops i lost to freezerburn ;_;

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 22:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

I make meals but I also make parts of meals and then assemble them in different ways. A crock-potted batch of black beans can yield a lot of different things. This salt would taste REALLY good in a pot of black beans, I think.

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 22:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

i bought the smoked sea salt.

also bought some fresh mozz, jarred pesto, "tuscan pane" bread -- thinking of adding roasted zucchini & tomato and making some crostini for dinner.

orinoco flowbee (get bent), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

have been eating tons of the frozen wild coho salmon for the past 2 years and it's great and cheap but last week whole foods had fresh coho for 8.99/lb and omg the difference is insane. i will be sad when i have to go back.

tehresa, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like the enormous bags of frozen chicken boobs and thighs. It's nice to have a couple around so I can make a huge basic curry, freeze it, then add various vegetables later.

weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 01:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

i make very good "healthy" (yeah, i know) peanut butter and jelly sandwiches using tj's stuff. milton's multigrain bread, unsalted organic peanut butter, reduced-sugar preserves (apricot's my fav), maybe some sliced banana if i'm feeling elvis-ish.

orinoco flowbee (get bent), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

bought a bag of the sweet potato corn chips & am proud of myself that i did not house the whole bag over last wkend

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

"trader ming's kung pao noodles & sauce" is sorta bad, but i expected it to be. everything i've bought from them that has come with an "asian" sauce has been bleh -- cloyingly sweet. i redeemed it by adding a little sriracha.

orinoco flowbee (get bent), Thursday, 4 August 2011 19:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am in luuuuuuuve with their individual frozen meals. Decided not to cook or buy groc for the last week b/c of heat and because I'm going away tomorrow, and their little pasta-with-spinach frozen bricks have been AWESOME.

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Thursday, 4 August 2011 19:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am a big fan of those for lunch. They are better tasting and more satisfying than your standard frozen dinners. I love the green chili chicken burritos, the Indian food options, the green chili chicken enchiladas, and there was a tofu and shitake mushroom one that's really good, too.

ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Thursday, 4 August 2011 19:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Their frozen meals (including burritos, etc.) are kind of expensive, aren't they? I cheap out when it comes to that stuff, which is dumb b/c I have no problem spending way more on equivalent take-out.

weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

i mostly just get the frozen indian food, cuz they do that well. sometimes the frozen vegetables, if they're something that's not in season.

orinoco flowbee (get bent), Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp I don't think so. More expensive than cooking food yourself and freezing individual portions to eat through the week but way cheaper than takeout. Not as cheap as like $1 Marie Callendar garbage but I am okay with that.

ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah I feel their frozen dinners aren't too bad, compared to takeout or something. Looking forward to the new one opening up two blocks from my office!

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 4 August 2011 21:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

The ones I got were like $3 and $3.69 or something. That's cheap to me! The alternative is trying to buy food in Midtown, Manhattan, so I'm fine with three bucks.

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Thursday, 4 August 2011 21:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

the green chili chicken enchiladas

probably my all-time favorite of the tj's frozen items. admittedly i have not had a ton of them.

tehresa, Thursday, 4 August 2011 22:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

These here, right? http://heateatreview.com/2007/07/06/trader-joes-chicken-enchiladas-verde/

They are super delicious. Pro tip: bring leftover rice (from when you made rice and curry tuna the night before, perhaps) and use that to soak up the extra sauce.

ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Thursday, 4 August 2011 23:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

tj's frozen edamame are way tastier (and of course cheaper) than the ones at my local organic grocery. i also buy lots of tj's frozen strawbs & bluebs for my wife and kid's smoothies. (never been much on smoothies, personally.) tho it does feel weird to buy frozen when berries are in season.

chief content officer (m coleman), Thursday, 4 August 2011 23:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

they were selling fresh rainier cherries at my local tj's for $3.99 a quart (which is unheard of), but it was only for like a week or two. now they're gone, but the season ended around early august anyway.

orinoco flowbee (get bent), Thursday, 4 August 2011 23:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

but they're the most delicious cherries: they're tart but also have a nectarinish quality.

orinoco flowbee (get bent), Thursday, 4 August 2011 23:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

mmmmm. i think all the cherries we get on the east coast are from michigan

chief content officer (m coleman), Thursday, 4 August 2011 23:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

finally got around to trying the tuna curry. holy shit, you guys weren't kidding!

tehresa, Friday, 5 August 2011 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

they have the green curry tuna at the toluca lake tj's! i thought it was gone forever.

my lunch was one of their lentil wraps. i scarfed it down while waiting at the bus stop and spilled a little of the tahini sauce on my dress, giving me a lewinsky-like stain that i was embarrassed about on the ride home. i hope no one saw it.

dance cook (get bent), Thursday, 11 August 2011 00:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

If they did, they probably just thought you were a sloppy prostitute.

ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's a relief.

dance cook (get bent), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

chile spiced mango is :O

dayo, Saturday, 10 September 2011 11:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Okay the green curry tuna. Whoah.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Saturday, 10 September 2011 11:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

vegetable masala burgers are A+

dayo, Saturday, 10 September 2011 16:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

i am perplexed by the "seaweed snacks" -- i got the wasabi kind and i found that it was basically pieces of seaweed with wasabi powder on them.

pros:
tasty/zesty
would be excellent crumbled on rice with edamame, avocado, tofu, whatever else you like
would make an interesting base for a light appetizer so long as it would hold up
sort of satisfies the need to eat salty/crunchy snax

cons:
packaged with desciccant (ew)
is basically like 12 pieces of seaweed in a box in a bag
the crunch does not satisfy like a good chip or cracker would, or even a carrot

mixed feelings about the seaweed snacks

i drive a wood paneled station dragon (La Lechera), Saturday, 10 September 2011 16:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh I saw those yesterday and that's just their version of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nori

sanpaku advocates them as an alternative to snacking on chips since they are very low calories

but yeah they are expensive for what you get since it's real seaweed and we don't do a lot of seaweed harvesting in the US! you also kind of need the dessicants, it turns into a chewy rubbery mess if you let it sit outside for even a day.

dayo, Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

fwiw nori will be much cheaper at just about any asian supermarket you go to, which could make it more economical. if you want to sprinkle it over rice or something you could try to get http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aonori in a shaker

dayo, Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

right -- i think i'll get it at my asian market instead, if i ever buy it again. they are very low calories, but also i would not rate them high on the crunch satisfaction scale. cucumbers or celery or even a bunch of lettuce is crunchier than these things.

i have nori in a shaker (2 kinds!) and i love it. lunches are so easy and don't need to be refrigerated if you save up soy sauce packets from takeout.

i drive a wood paneled station dragon (La Lechera), Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh wow apparently nori is really high in b12, relatively speaking. I wonder if vegans utilize this fact?

dayo, Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

random nori trivia:
nori gets lumped in w/seaweed but it's in fact marine algae (i guess "seaweed" is more marketable than "algae"). is also high in iron for you vegans out there

quaff the spud you warbling milkbag (outdoor_miner), Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bought some of the smoked sea salt LL recommended and am enjoying it immensely.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, 10 September 2011 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh yeah its really is good

Aerosol, Saturday, 10 September 2011 21:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

Too much smoke, not enough salt.

Jeff, Saturday, 10 September 2011 21:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

dark chocolate almonds w/ turbinado sugar and sea salt are unfair imo, you have to eat the whole box

dayo, Sunday, 11 September 2011 00:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

The three potato medley chips (unsalted) with the smoked sea salt are really good.

vegetable masala burgers are A+

...until one day you buy a box of 'em and then realize (after you've eaten one) you're sick of them and never want to see them again. I think they're still frozen into the back of my fridge somewhere.

The actor that played Jesus made some odd choices. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 11 September 2011 02:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

That seems to happen to me with most frozen foods that I ever like.

Jews Did Irene (Hurting 2), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's been a while since I priced out the seaweed but when they first came out with them it was a lot cheaper than what you can buy at asian markets around here. At least as far as the toasted nori snacks go. you can't really compare it to big sheets of untoasted nori.

Too much smoke, not enough salt.

really? I was surprised at how subtle it is. when you first smell it, the smokiness seems overwhelming, but when you cook with it, it's not really that noticeable imo.

the wheelie king (wk), Sunday, 11 September 2011 06:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just ate it raw on cucumbers, so do cooking.

Jeff, Sunday, 11 September 2011 14:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

No cooking

Jeff, Sunday, 11 September 2011 14:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've used it on the chicken the last two times we've had chicken for dinner.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Sunday, 11 September 2011 14:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

FYI

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Sunday, 11 September 2011 14:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

So raw too much smoke, cooked I can't taste it at all. All around product fail.

Jeff, Sunday, 11 September 2011 14:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

i really like the seaweed! and it's 99 cents!

tehresa, Monday, 12 September 2011 23:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

i got the smoked salt - it was great on salmon

tehresa, Monday, 12 September 2011 23:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

I thought the green curry tuna was too sweet. Disappointed.

Yerac, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

really feeling these pretzel rolls lately

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

I hope you buy them when you're done.

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 02:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 02:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

trader joe's thai green cury is pretty good for something you just pour from a jar and heat

partistan (dayo), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

holy shit those wasabi seaweed snax are SPICY!

tehresa, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

tehresa, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

the lamb vindaloo = relatively spicy for a tj's product!

debenture banhart (get bent), Sunday, 18 September 2011 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

ooh is this frozen or like their tasty bites?

tehresa, Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

frozen. in a purple box!

debenture banhart (get bent), Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

i may have to try this!

tehresa, Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

*adds to list*

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

turns out trader joe's is owned by aldi - not surprising! no middleman. I love both!

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Monday, 19 September 2011 11:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

but the line between inappropriately friendly crazy person and helpful TJ's employee is kind of thin

so OTM btw

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Monday, 19 September 2011 11:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Aldi and TJ are actually two separate business groups -- the two arms of Aldi were ran by brothers, one of whom recently passed away. The US Aldi stores are completely separate from TJ afaik.

mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

I have a loyalty to Aldi that I do not have for Trader Joe's. If I want "health food" I am willing to pay $10 for an Indian frozen dinner or a $28 dollar bag of coffee and feel snooty. On the other hand it is hard to turn down 99 cent pasta or frozen veggies.

We Still Have Communism in This World (Mount Cleaners), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

TJ's does have 99 cent pasta...

tehresa, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Aldi and TJ are actually two separate business groups -- the two arms of Aldi were ran by brothers, one of whom recently passed away. The US Aldi stores are completely separate from TJ afaik.

― mh, Monday, September 19, 2011 10:28 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

ok whatever! they still seem to share a lot of business ideas. and maybe even suppliers - the peppercorn grinder I bought from TJ's recently is exactly the same as the one I bought from Aldi a year ago, except for the label! and maybe the TJs one was a little more expensive

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

mango lassi was disappointing! i just assumed mango + yogurt would taste awesome. the mango yogurt gummies are pretty good, though.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

german sensibilities

mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

so what are the good TJ beers? I was overwhelmed by the choice!

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

last time i got beer at tj's, i just went with moretti (the italian beer). i haven't liked any of tj's own-brand beer yet.

the tyrone power mixtape (get bent), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like the Bohemian lager tbh! I hardly ever get it only because it's so heavy to carry home w all my groceries.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

name tag lager was on sale for like $3 for a sixer, should have got some

mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

steinlager (from new zealand) is okay too.

the tyrone power mixtape (get bent), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol that's not the sale price!
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tehresa, Monday, 19 September 2011 22:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

Trader Joe's Product Discussion, Whole Grains Edition

Harvest Grains Blend - it's in a bag in the shelf-stable aisle. I love this stuff. It's really easy and if you make it per package instructions (butter, broth/water, grains) it's a nice change from rice. A couple of nights ago we made this in one pot with with carrots, celery, onions, and leftover roasted chicken. A+. Also, it's cheap.

Rolled Oats - regular oatmeal, not Irish oatmeal or instant oatmeal or frozen oatmeal. Just a bag of oatmeal. I guess I've eaten too much Quaker Oatmeal in my life, because this stuff is weird. It doesn't lump together like proper oatmeal and I actually had to strain the excess water out of it because I didn't want oat soup. I could see some people liking this, if this is how you like your oatmeal, but I'm going back to Quaker after I finish this bag (and I see a lot of oatmeal cookies in my future to try and use this up).

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 12:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Rolled Oats tl;dr: I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 12:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

jenny you should use the oats to make granola -- it's easy!

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 13:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Or maybe they would work in the litter box.

Jeff, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 13:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

jenny you should use the oats to make granola -- it's easy!

That's a good idea. Do you have a fave recipe?

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 13:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Or maybe they would work in the litter box.

They don't clump!

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 13:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

oooh i have a rolled-oats recipe for you (cookies)

1 c rolled oats
1 c dessicated coconut
1 c sugar
1 c flour

mix

1/4 c golden syrup (or maple syrup)
100g marg/butter

melt together

2tbsp warm water
1 tsp baking soda

mix

mix everything together. roll into balls. place on parchment lined cookie sheet, flatten with wet fork and bake at 325 for 22 minutes. let cool completely before eating.

just1n3, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 15:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Coconut! Awesome.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

the spanish deli meats are pretty good

their rice pudding is better than that at Whole Foods

sarahel, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 17:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

their packaged deli meats are so expensive! i've taken to buying prosciutto at my local market because it's like 1/3 of the price and much better quality freshly sliced. i love prosciutto/jamon serrano, though, and eat it more than the average person should probably.

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 17:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

back to TJ's chatty checkout clerks: today this wholesome-looking young african/american dude said he played in a "punk/no wave duo."

worship someone who actively despises you (m coleman), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 18:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Or maybe they would work in the litter box.

They don't clump!

― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Wednesday, September 28, 2011 8:56 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Maybe they could work like the safflower seeds system I use.

Je55e, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 19:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

i went from liking the char siu bao to not liking it to liking it again. i think i just got a bad batch that one time.

gorillex (get bent), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 19:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

is it really sweet?

dayo, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 20:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's a bit sweet.

gorillex (get bent), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 20:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

The chili-lime cashews are one of the best foods in life, not just trader joe's

san lazaro, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

edamame hummus is actually pretty good! strongly flavored, thought it would taste grassy but it's actually got a nice forward presence.

picked up 'stockyard oatmeal stout' and it's pretty good, but maybe I just like oatmeal stouts and I'm not capable of distinguishing between good ones and bad ones

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Monday, 3 October 2011 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

SOMEONE FED ME EDAMAME HUMMUS LAST WEEK and I've been proselytizing for it ever since. Nice garlic kick and a tangy creaminess that is so close to mayo, it's remarkable.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 01:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

the jalapeno hummus is awesome
also whatever the green one is at the bottom of the tri-color hummus... like the jalapeno but more awesomer and i wish they sold it individually!

tehresa, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 03:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Apple and almond stuffed pork chops: I was really skeptical of these because apple stuffing is a thing I can do and do well, but these were really tasty. For the love of god, don't cook the pork chops in the oven for the entire 20 minutes as suggested on the package, unless you like overcooked pork.

Country potatoes with haricots verts and wild mushrooms: This is one of those things that could be okay or could taste overwhelmingly like Generic Trader Joe's Packaged Prepared Food Flavor (tm). It's actually pretty good, better than I thought it would be. It's one of our regular frozen vegetable side dishes now.

And yes, we ate the pork chops and the potatoes for dinner together last week, and we'll do it again, I'm sure.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 12:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

sometimes i'll throw the boxed indian stuff together with some rice and make a biryani. yay for cheap meal extenders!

ms. c flat (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 18:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

those Maple Cream cookies are out of control good.

― brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, March 11, 2009 7:34 AM

good lord these things. STILL ONLY 10% CONTAINED

tremendoid, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

the espresso pillows are unreal

http://zomgcandy.com/2010/01/08/trader-joes-espresso-pillows/

ms. c flat (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

the toffee seems like game over. kinda glad in a way i miss so much walking through the aisles

tremendoid, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

Generic Trader Joe's Packaged Prepared Food Flavor (tm)

That is exactly how I would describe the frozen cauliflower & romanesco w/ basil. Another D: Sweet Potato Tortilla chips. I mean I knew they would be bad when I was in the aisle but sometimes I just need to prove things to myself. Maybe they would be OK crushed over soup but not as a salsa delivery device; not only are they too sweet, they are about 2mm too small to fit in the neck of Trader Joe's narrow salsa jars.

heavy vibes at the estate sale (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah what is up with the narrow salsa jars! why don't they just put everything in the wide mouth salsa jars.

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

pour it in a bowl, you uncivilized goons

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

There is such a thing as a bowl!

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nickn, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

"why don't the cans of soup come with a straw?"

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

pouring is messy

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

Speaking of sweet potatoes, I tried the sp gnocchi (frozen section) a few months ago and it was pretty bad. But the butternut squash pasta (ravioli?) in the refrigerator section is very good. I had it with olive oil and garlic, no red sauce.

nickn, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

the sweet potato gnocchi tasted pretty good as a sample but i can def. see how it would get old fast.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

not putting salsa into a small salsa bowl for eating is disgusting savagery!

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

ya xp ive used the sweet potato chips crushed over some soft tacos i made w/ feta & a vinegrette as ingredients so the sweetness & texture went well w/ the bitter i think

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

i pour my salsa into the brim of my sombrero

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

just inject it into my veins

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

salsa jars too narrow for a syringe

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

you're the koala

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

have admit that I've been spooning salsa into a bowl lately but that's cause of the narrow neck

problem: portion control. spoon too little and you're respooning every 5th chip. spoon too much and you feel obligated to overload the chip or to waste salsa. nobody's suggesting that the leftover salsa be poured back into the jar, are we gentle men and women?

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

you could spoon salsa individually onto each chip, you dainty little man

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

that was rude and i apologize.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

just use mindwaves to get the salsa onto the chip and the chip into your mouth and you will find that it's easy to keep your hands/bowls clean

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am interested in those espresso pillows. Do they have any of that bitty grainy texture that normal coffee beans have? I can't stand that.

kinder, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh wait "but they lack the grit of actual beans"

kinder, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

they are less gritty. but i like the grit of the regular beans!

ms. c flat (get bent), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

some salsas are so good i can eat them with a spoon. but mostly they are the salsas i make on my own

remy bean, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

still laughing at "you dainty little man"

The cilantro/jalapeno hummus is like crack

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

roasted tomato salsa is way too sweet. i doctored it w/ a splash of hot sauce and vinegar but ew.

tehresa, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 03:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't want to put salsa in a bowl and dirty up a bowl.

jaymc, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 03:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

When I lived at home I always used a bowl for salsa. I continued doing that when I moved to my own place, but eventually when I started to pick up dirtbaggy loner habits that went out the window.

heavy vibes at the estate sale (los blue jeans), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

is there a special bowl for salsa or is it just a regular bowl repurposed [via bricolage and other french post modernist theories] for salsa

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

shopped at TJ's twice now

very bizarre experience, it's like living inside a very boring RPG

haven't really checked out a lot of their products aside from generic stuff (meats and cheeses and what not)

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

if y'all had POV or POX TJ products, that would be kinda dope

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

is there a special bowl for salsa or is it just a regular bowl repurposed [via bricolage and other french post modernist theories] for salsa

you could pretend to be authentic and put it in a molcajete.

ms. c flat (get bent), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

chocolate covered almonds with sea salt

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

that sounds amazing

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

idk the thing about TJ's is that it's just basic things (like peanut butter or olive oil) done right - no additives, weird chemicals, minimal preservatives, at a price comparable to conglomerate labels. and they're not afraid to try new shit.

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

lmao @ trader joe's employees as boring RPG characters

iatee, Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

shopped at TJ's twice now

very bizarre experience, it's like living inside a very boring RPG

haha - I don't quite understand, but my gut says OTM.

Je55e, Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

i actually was going to ask, since i kind of didn't feel like doing the research

it's no bullshit that TJ's meat & produce are "better" than the shit you'd get at a normal grocery store, right? i'm justified in going to two grocery stores so i can get healthy, quality products at TJ (while buying goldfish and shit at the normal grocery store)

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

I would play a Trader Joe's RPG.

I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

the final boss is the line

iatee, Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

i just meant that everyone is very cheery & happy and all of the products are essentially made up

i guess "it's like 'the sims irl'" would be a more accurate description than "boring RPG"

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

no, the final boss is the checkout cashier who engages you in super friendly conversation

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's no bullshit that TJ's meat & produce are "better" than the shit you'd get at a normal grocery store, right? i'm justified in going to two grocery stores so i can get healthy, quality products at TJ (while buying goldfish and shit at the normal grocery store)

nu'uh jord - trader joe's is the place where the dope goldfish and shit is, the healthier produce and whatever you find elsewhere

iatee, Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's kinda more like you're the final boss, because you get to say "i'm walking this home, so you better figure out a way to fit all this shit in two bags"

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

both times i've been to TJ's it's been after work & i've been kinda tired and just wanted to get my shit and get out so i haven't spent tons of time just strolling the isles looking at stuff

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha I totally

a. went to trader joe's today
b. asked someone to fit it in two bags

iatee, Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

It might be interesting to visit TJ while shrooming. But really, the ultimate would be to do it at Ikea. Pretty sure it would be unbearable. xp

more xps - I like TJ for having cheap rice milk, goat cheese, and frozen chicken breasts, and a bunch of yummy convenience foods. I don't know about the "healthiness," since a lot of the convenience stuff is pretty loaded with sodium, which is, sadly a concern for me now (not that that concern has resulted in an iota of change in my eating habits.)

xp again - exactly

Je55e, Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

basically by healthy i mean that they're not feeding their cows chicken shit & stuff

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh.....yeh, they project the kind of image that would suggest that, but I dunno.

Je55e, Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

they probably are tho

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah :-/

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

if you wanna get good stuff

beef: get grass-fed beef
chicken: get free-range chicken (no guarantee they haven't been fed other chickens or cows though)
pork: not sure what the feel good version of pork is

best of all is to become a vegetarian tho

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

kosher pork

iatee, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't really like pork

was actually looking for a butcher shop around me but haven't come across one just yet

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

wasn't chicago the center of the meatpacking industry

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

hog butcher 2 da world

I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Things I go out of my way to get @ TJs: coffee, wine, frozen samosas, chili mango popsicles, cheese, meat, frozen puff pastry (seasonal, sadly)

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just got frozen veggie samosas!

their coffee is pretty good for what it is, but I wish they would offer more beans in medium roast and not medium dark roast

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Some of the Chicago thread folks know of good butcher shops. I've seen a couple in the....is it actually called the meatpacking district? It's in the West Loop around Lake and Halsted where there are warehouses and trendy restaurants....

Je55e, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Fulton Market, not meatpacking district. Anyway, my commute takes me past a butcher and a seafood wholesaler. See: http://travel.nytimes.com/2006/12/03/travel/03surfacing.html

Je55e, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's no bullshit that TJ's meat & produce are "better" than the shit you'd get at a normal grocery store, right

what? no? maybe? I don't understand this comment at all. they carry like 5 pieces of mediocre prepack meat in the back. do people really buy their expensive average beef?

remy bean, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

costco's grass-fed beef is better and cheaper.

ms. c flat (get bent), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

or it used to be; i haven't bought it in a while.

ms. c flat (get bent), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Veggie samosas + carrot ginger soup is my go-to lazymeal.

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also nuts & dried fruits are things I always get at tj's. For making cookies/scones/other baked goods, granola, oatmeal additions, w/e

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

produce is not that good at TJ's, possibly better than random megasupermarket (cheaper,more organic options)

larvae o'dooley, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah there's a farmer's market in the playground of an elementary school literally half a block from me on saturday mornings, so i can get good produce pretty easily thankfully

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh j0rdan...that farmers mkt will not likely last all year. Is this your first Chicago winter?

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

ha, yeah

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

well for a few weeks anyway, then

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah there's a farmer's market in the playground of an elementary school literally half a block from me on saturday mornings, so i can get good produce pretty easily thankfully

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, October 5, 2011 10:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

j0rd i think you live on my old street!

horseshoe, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

do i?????????

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

well i guess you could live on any number of parallel streets between broadway and sheridan?

horseshoe, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

or broadway and halsted?

horseshoe, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

but the school is n3ttleh0rst, right?

horseshoe, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

is it bad for me to be broadcasting where you live on ilx? my bad.

horseshoe, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

i live b/w broadway & halsted

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's okay

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

i lived on aldine between broadway and sheridan. y'all can have your thread back now!

horseshoe, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

but yeah, that's the school

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

grass fed blah blah blah

Jeff, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

That's all I can muster at this point, carry on.

Jeff, Thursday, 6 October 2011 02:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

We used to live right there, too, at Broadway and Addison. You're like a block from Whole Foods if you want better meat. The produce at Treasure Island is pretty good and cheap. That grocery store is fun.

NOW you can have your thread back. :)

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Thursday, 6 October 2011 03:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol treasure island looks super skeezy

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 October 2011 03:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's the perfect balance of skeezy enough to be interesting but not so skeezy that it's bad times in there. Also, it's Chicago's most European supermarket, whatever the hell that means. I miss shopping there. It is perfectly weird.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Thursday, 6 October 2011 03:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Aww jordan I envy you in getting to know a cool new city . That shit is the best

Aerosol, Thursday, 6 October 2011 03:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha oh man that place i never knew what to make of it. lol at "Chicago's most European supermarket."

horseshoe, Thursday, 6 October 2011 03:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

Some days I would go to Jewel, Treasure Island, and Whole Foods in one fell swoop.

Jeff, Thursday, 6 October 2011 12:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Thai kao soi frozen soup, pretty sweet but also admirably spicy. Bit pricey at $4 a box though. I like the tom yam soup too but I get a little disgusted about how everything is in its own little plastic bag.

teeny, Saturday, 8 October 2011 16:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

soy chorizo - why do they put it in a casing? when you take it out it looks like ground meat (being generous) or babyfood. pretty good though

dayo, Saturday, 8 October 2011 17:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

pumpkin cream cheese!!!

sarahel, Monday, 10 October 2011 21:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

I have since learned that chorizo is supposed to come in a casing? not sure though.

-goat cheese and sundried tomato ravioli - boring! kind of salty, no flavor, no tanginess of the sun dried tomatoes.

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

usually it does -- mexican chorizo does usually come in a casing ime
don't most sausages come in a casing, regardless of whether you eat it in or out of the casing?

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

isn't that what sausages are?

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

this one said you had to remove the casing. it was plastic, I think.

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh yeah you totally have to squeeze it out or cut it out or whatever. it really does not do any favors to the texture of that stuff. i have eaten it, but i can't recommend it.

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

fucking heavy w/ LEMON CRISP cookies... little lemon cookies with powdered sugar & chocolate. and i don't really like sweets.

also, brioche rolls: dope

was kinda pissed that my store didn't have CHORIZO, which is the only sausage i really like. they had SOY CHORIZO or some some such nonsense tho. also their fresh fish selection is kind of wack... it's mostly just salmon, at least out here. also they sell grated parm for $6 or something which i mean c'mon.

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 October 2011 23:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm not really into their fish selection although i bought some of the frozen swordfish steaks the other week and they were dece

theosophy b. hawkins (donna rouge), Friday, 14 October 2011 00:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

The grated parm I get is like $4, which is probably what a can of bland kraft parm costs.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 14 October 2011 00:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

buy a block and a grater for $5 and grow some arm mucles

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 00:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

…you dainty little man.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Friday, 14 October 2011 01:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

I bought a fucking stalk of brussels sprouts at TJ! amazing. wondering if I can just roast the stalk whole. what a weird plant! so noise.

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Let it be known: puff pastry season has begun
I bought some this week, haven't decided what I want to do with it first.

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Thursday, 20 October 2011 14:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

pumpkin ale is shit

dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

what a weird plant! so noise.

you could convincingly post that in whatever weed thread is on the noise board imo

mid-song laughing elvis (schlump), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

How much did you pay for puff pastry? I've only seen it frozen in Whole Foods for like $10. I was so disgusted I actually made some and it was successful! Still have some in the freezer: TARTLETS TIME

kinder, Friday, 21 October 2011 01:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

The only way I got myself to do the shopping this eve was by promising myself edamame hummus.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 21 October 2011 01:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

i've been buying/cooking those brussels sprouts like crazy.

i really like the vegan trail mix cookies. it is hard not to eat more than one at a time.

--Pablo, investment banker (get bent), Friday, 21 October 2011 01:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's like $3.99 maybe? Not $10 for sure.
It's totally tartlet time.

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Friday, 21 October 2011 01:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

The only way I got myself to do the shopping this eve was by promising myself edamame hummus.

There was a regular old normal looking young woman eating carrots and TJ's edamame hummus next to me on the train this afternoon.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Friday, 21 October 2011 01:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm incredibly intrigued by this hummus

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 October 2011 01:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

i wish everything there was able to taste

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 October 2011 01:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

the dark chocolate bar w/caramel and sea salt is great, though I feel like it would be even better if it was thicker/firmer? I keep them in the fridge, too.

oh and i was gonna post about how awesome the meyer lemon thin cookies were the day ilx went down.

sarahel, Friday, 21 October 2011 01:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

that bar is a poor substitute for the christmastime dark chocolate covered caramels with sea salt. they are thicker! the bar is v messy and we even tried cutting w/ knife but it still broke weird and got all messy.

tehresa, Friday, 21 October 2011 02:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Jordan, rode the Red Line more and you might be able to get to try the hummus.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Friday, 21 October 2011 03:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Since my move I only get to TJ's every few weeks or so. Do they have the holiday ale yet?

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 October 2011 03:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Jordan, rode the Red Line more and you might be able to get to try the hummus.

― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Thursday, October 20, 2011 11:06 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

*furiously scribbling notes*

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 October 2011 03:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Lord, you are a champ for even being able to parse that sentence.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Friday, 21 October 2011 03:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

S: Truffle brownie mix. So delicious, probably because you add your own melted stick of butter at home. I've made brownies from scratch plenty and they are a huge pain in the ass and never as good as this box mix.

D: The pre-made, as in just open an envelope and pour it out brownie mix. It's pretty gross. Caveats: I put the batter in the oven directly after removing a roasted chicken and accidentally turned the oven off. I didn't realize it until the timer went off, at which point I restarted the oven and baked them until a toothpick came out cleanish. This might have impacted the texture. Also, putting them in right after the chicken made them taste vaguely like roasted chicken, which was really awful. However, the truffle brownie box mix is so easy that I haven't felt compelled to try this brownie mix again to see whether it was me or the mix.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Sunday, 23 October 2011 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

the hybrid corn-wheat tortillas are not half-bad! they've managed to last a few days without getting the rancid-corn smell.

phill nilbog (get bent), Sunday, 23 October 2011 20:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

my favorite are the chili flour tortillas.

tehresa, Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

"spicy, smokey peach salsa" really livened up tonight's boring old grilled chicken breasts

dismissible objects one fucks with (m coleman), Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

habanero and lime salsa too salty, lime flavor doesn't keep well in the jar

dayo, Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

potstickers are really good

their normal salsa sux

J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah I'm not wild about jarred salsa in general but the peach (w/tomato) was pleasant surprise

dismissible objects one fucks with (m coleman), Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

The potstickers are as good as any from the Asian restaurants and stores, but the gyoza sauce is terrible. Gyoza sauce is such a simple thing (soy sauce, vinegar, sugar, garlic) and I think TJ ruined it by trying to jazz it up.

Je55e, Monday, 24 October 2011 19:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

most of tj's chinese/japanese sauces are terrible. just make your own; it's so easy.

phill nilbog (get bent), Monday, 24 October 2011 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

the sauce for their korean chicken wings was a disgrace.

phill nilbog (get bent), Monday, 24 October 2011 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

better/cheaper sauces at asian mkt, not difficult to stock up periodically
but the gyoza themselves are pretty good i think -- shrimp are my favorite, first pan fried then steamed to heat through

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Monday, 24 October 2011 21:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

And for Eastern European gyoza, the pierogies are very good if you make them per instructions - boil ~ 3 minutes to heat through then pan fry (in bacon grease for that extra touch). I like the potato and cheese ones better than the chicken.

nickn, Monday, 24 October 2011 21:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

I miss living near the big pan-Asian supermarket (Pacific Sun?). I would regularly stock up on Srirachia, gyoza sauce, sweet chili sauce, and 1/2 gallon jugs of soy sauce. And peeled garlic! I wish they sold gyoza sauce in enormous jugs. Those little bottles don't last long. Or I wish my homemade sauce tasted as good. It is super simple, but it is never quite right.

Je55e, Monday, 24 October 2011 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

get bent otm - spend money on different varieties of soy sauce instead

dayo, Monday, 24 October 2011 21:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

Golden Pacific! I like Tai Nam these days though.

Art Arfons (La Lechera), Monday, 24 October 2011 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Last time I was there, I tried a new cheese. I don't know if they've always had it? Or not. But it was AWESOME and also like THREE DOLLARS for a wedge! It's called Toscano, I think?? Tastes like parmesan but less dried, but still having crunchy bits in it, and the rind is soaked in red wine.
WOULD EAT ALL OF.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Monday, 24 October 2011 21:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

In fact I did eat all of. Now I have to go back for more.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Monday, 24 October 2011 21:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

more stuff that I kinda knew was not going to be good but I am dumb:
the applegate turkey baloney.
just don't
why did i
i don't know

heavy vibes at the estate sale (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 01:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Actually, you know what? This will be a good experiment in Sandwich Theory. Is the turloney capable of redemption through advanced application of condiments, cheese, and bread?

heavy vibes at the estate sale (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 01:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'd try frying, everything is better fried.

nickn, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

grilled/fried turloney w/cheddar/gruyere hybrid

sarahel, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Good:
Nantes carrots
lavender sachets
brussel sprouts (bagged; have seen but not tried stalk)
recycled toilet paper
rice cakes
bananas
bran flakes
canned tuna
peppermint soap
Dijon mustard

Bad:
fruit flies in the summer months

youn, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like those lavender sachets, too.

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

WARNING THIS IS ABOUT TAMPONS
I have to say their organic cotton tampons are like 50% cheaper than everywhere else they're for sale, or even cheaper than that. And they have applicators unlike most of the organic cotton ones I was buying. I don't even know if the organic makes a difference but it's a product where it's easy to pretend. Plus I feel posh handing them out to other ladies.

fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've never understood tampons w/out applicators.

Je55e, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

You just stuff them up there with your finger. No biggie.

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

i have no desire to do that.

tehresa, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

They don't actually GO very far. Applicators ime make it seem like a bigger distance than it is because they're much longer than they probably "need" to be.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

I mean allowing for human variation, obv. I just think applicator-selling companies have maximized the "ew, gross" value and made them long enough that you barely even have to touch yourself.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

SORRY, TRADER JOE'S THREAD.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

What I don't know about the distance in a bajingo could fill a bajingo (which I assume provides a tremendous amount of volume).

Je55e, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

In other news I remember their
quinoa due with vegetable melange
being quite enticing as an in-store sample, but at home it's just a pile of mushy blah.

fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Maybe it's only awesome in tablespoon-sized servings.

fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

At the sample station at my local TJ the other day

Je55e, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

You can't really make out the blue text, which reads "So watery...And with just a smack of ham!"

Je55e, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

frozen eggplant curry was extremely disgusting

dayo, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 10:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hot Ham Water! <3<3<3

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 12:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

omg that's amazing!

tehresa, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

I actually thought the tuna curry was kinda gross, but whatev.

― jaymc, Sunday, March 6, 2011 10:25 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Were you eating it cold right out of the pouch with your bare hands while sitting in a dark room alone and crying? Because you should really heat those tuna things up first.

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, March 6, 2011 10:53 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No, but I think I was eating it as-is, with no accompaniment.

So! I am happy to report that I bought it again and prepared some couscous and sauteed some fucking mushrooms and broccoli, and I had a really easy and tasty meal of which I'm now eating the leftovers.

A Lip in the Blandscape (jaymc), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's good on the lemon-pepper pappardelle pasta they sell. Or on rice, of course.

nickn, Friday, 28 October 2011 20:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

ooh i love that stuff but it's so much pricier than the other pastas i can't justify buying it.

tehresa, Friday, 28 October 2011 22:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Their frigging vanilla & cinnamon black tea is BACK. It has a confused lemur on it and it's my very favorite. I think drinking it all day was the only thing that got me through six weeks of training at a call center this time last year. Then I discovered it was seasonal and my job was once again a pit of despair. How long do you guys think tea stays good/drinkable if you don't open it because my Mormon food-hoarding instincts are at five alarms.

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Saturday, 5 November 2011 23:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

the box also has a chameloeona

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Saturday, 5 November 2011 23:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

I mean a chameloen

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Saturday, 5 November 2011 23:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

you know what I mean

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Saturday, 5 November 2011 23:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

i obviously don't know how to store tea properly (lol american) because all the tea i've hoarded is now over-tannic and bitter.

enchilada sauce (get bent), Saturday, 5 November 2011 23:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh! I love that tea! It's delicious and every time i take the box out of the cupboard I'm like, "Heh. Lemur." I was just shopping at TJ's today and I didn't think to see whether it was back. That's okay because I forgot tofu and Brussels sprouts so now I have another reason to take a return trip tomorrow.

As I was buying both browning mix and pumpkin bread mix, the cashier clued me in to this recipe: http://www.traderjoes.com/recipes/recipe.asp?rid=91 (spoiler alert: you mix them together!!!)

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Sunday, 6 November 2011 00:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

abbbottt, oxidation is the enemy - vacuum seal! or use a straw and a ziplock bag. or freeze?

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 00:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

My freezer is full of yarn and green chile – two of my already favorite things – so adding a third favorite thing sounds AWESOme.

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Sunday, 6 November 2011 00:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha I have an image of you opening your freezer in a year to find a spicy sweater that you can dip into hot water to make tea with.

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 00:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

now i want a green chile sweater. :-(

enchilada sauce (get bent), Sunday, 6 November 2011 00:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

not green, but:

enchilada sauce (get bent), Sunday, 6 November 2011 00:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

Why is there yarn in your freezer, I need to know.

bear has little fear of hades (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 6 November 2011 03:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm bringing a lot of TJ's lunches to work now that I'm trying to save money. Best ones: Spinach Lasagna, Chicken Tikka Masala, Fajita Burrito

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Sunday, 6 November 2011 03:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

What does that little "g" logo on that tea box mean? The pareve hesher I get.

quincie, Sunday, 6 November 2011 15:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

It means glutern-free iirc

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Sunday, 6 November 2011 15:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

freshly out of oven, waiting to cool: i took the tj's apple bread mix and added some cranberries.

enchilada sauce (get bent), Sunday, 6 November 2011 18:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

tj's raised some of their booze prices lately : (

buzza, Sunday, 6 November 2011 18:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

dark chocolate peanut butter cups are some kind of advanced new drug

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

bulleit bourbon still only $19.99!

sarahel, Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

man, i can't believe they have spirits at your TJs
if mine had bulleit i would never run out of bourbon

Yasmine Teeth (La Lechera), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha the bourbon is right next to the front of the checkout line

sarahel, Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

They do not have liquor at mine, but Costco has Bulleit for that price, here.

Net result:

mh, Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

awesome! bulleit bourbon is my go-to potluck contribution.

sarahel, Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Green tuna curry back in stock! Wine-soaked toscano cheese not in stock. ;_;

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

newish item (or one i just noticed the other day) the mini sourdough boules are pretty great.

sarahel, Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

Note Joy of Cooking and Bittman's book in edge of photo

mh, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

is that st. peter's organic ale behind those bottles

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

pumpkin bread/muffin mix is good

tj's produce is inconsistent; bought a bag of "rainbow plums" last week and they refuse to ripen - taste like little wooden plum-shaped sculptures

chief rocker frankie crocker (m coleman), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Why is there yarn in your freezer, I need to know.

Yes, why??

Green tuna curry back in stock! Wine-soaked toscano cheese not in stock. ;_;

My local just ran out of both the green and red. Not looking good, either, as they took down the shelf tags and filled the space with other products.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:33 (1 year ago) Permalink


As I was buying both browning mix and pumpkin bread mix, the cashier clued me in to this recipe: http://www.traderjoes.com/recipes/recipe.asp?rid=91 (spoiler alert: /you mix them together/!!!)

I Ickes the link just to make sure that "browning" was a typo. Glad yet disappointed to see it was.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

My local just ran out of both the green and red. Not looking good, either, as they took down the shelf tags and filled the space with other products.

― the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, November 6, 2011 5:33 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

it's probably good for the species

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

might need a subthread for TJ cookies imo

J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I bought the tea because of ILX and think I will grow to like it because of ILX.

youn, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Why is there yarn in your freezer, I need to know.

My enemy the casemaking moth (eater of wool) has shown up in my house and I put my 'spensivest yarn in there to protect it. A "deep freeze" will kill moth eggs. My freezer doesn't get cold enough to kill them but I figure the last place moths are hanging out in is the freezer.

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh man I wonder if it's a good idea to freeze my suit once in a while

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Has to reach 0ºF or lower for 72+ hours

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

but apparently what I'm doing helps! Thx CSU extension

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

aw jeez

hmm

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

btw wondering what the LD50 is for dark chocolate peanut butter cups

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

I have lost favorite suits to the moths; now engage in chemical mothball warfare. Hate the smell and wish I had a walk-in freezer for freezing all the clothes and foods.

quincie, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 00:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

I determined today that the vanilla Greek yogurt is probably my favorite yogurt ever.

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 01:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

they have a potato chip called "trader joe's ode to the classic potato chip" which idk if it's new or something I hadn't tried it but holy fuck this is a quality potato chip

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 12 November 2011 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

what kind of oil? say peanut say peanut

patio hunter (get bent), Saturday, 12 November 2011 21:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

sunflower

they also have an olive oil potato chip, which is also outstanding & was actually the reason I was in the potato chip aisle when suddenly I was blindsided by this outstanding new chip

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 12 November 2011 21:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

i like sunflower. tj's sunflower seed butter is a revelation.

patio hunter (get bent), Saturday, 12 November 2011 21:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

have i mentioned here how much i love their pumpernickel pretzel sticks? i served them at a party recently and people were all "woah this is an exciting new development in pretzel technology."

patio hunter (get bent), Saturday, 12 November 2011 21:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh man those are the hotness, I burned out on 'em pretty bad when I first found out about them though. pumpernickel + a pretzel is basically a siren call to me.

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 12 November 2011 21:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

they have virgin coconut oil available now

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

also does anybody else, after coming home from TJ's, open immediately every single prepackaged item in order to have a taste

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Sometimes I start eating the dark chocolate mint squares on the train on the way home.

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

I used to open all the packages until they became familiar.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

also does anybody else, after coming home from TJ's, open immediately every single prepackaged item in order to have a taste

i do this with the cheese, esp. the double gloucester

patio hunter (get bent), Sunday, 13 November 2011 18:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

new innovations in pasta technology: corn pasta

dnw, tyvm

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 13 November 2011 23:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

The Classic Holiday Candy Mix, now on sale for 50 cents, is an unbelievable bargain.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 23:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also, the Balela chickpea salad is very good, if a bit oily.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 23:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

The eggnog-coated almonds are 99 cents now, another good deal.

nickn, Thursday, 5 January 2012 00:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

got scared when the packaging changed on the nature's path heritage flakes. still the same product though.

the nature's path flax flakes = not nearly as good.

reconstituted pork offal slurry (get bent), Thursday, 5 January 2012 01:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

reconstituted pork offal slurry (get bent), Thursday, 5 January 2012 01:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

The eggnog-coated almonds are 99 cents now, another good deal.

― nickn, Wednesday, January 4, 2012 4:40 PM (41 minutes ago)

!!!!! brb

sarahel, Thursday, 5 January 2012 01:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

nature's path heritage flakes

Jesus. I mean heritage flakes.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Thursday, 5 January 2012 03:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

Does the package in the background say HEIRLOOM WHEAT??

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Thursday, 5 January 2012 03:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

AND "ANCIENT GRAINS"

All together, it's ridiculous enough to be kind of awesome.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Thursday, 5 January 2012 03:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah the marketing is a little silly but the product tastes good and it's not loaded with sugar

reconstituted pork offal slurry (get bent), Thursday, 5 January 2012 03:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

The best of the 'natural' cereals sold there imo is Barbara's Shredded Spoonful's -- created in the same evil laboratory that brought you Life

Oh shit, that's my bone! (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 January 2012 04:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh I'm sure. I love that kind of thing, just saying it was pretty extreme granolery. xp

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Thursday, 5 January 2012 04:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think i tried that, hurting, but i've never really gotten into shredded wheat. too much work for cereal.

reconstituted pork offal slurry (get bent), Thursday, 5 January 2012 04:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Their low sugar flake cereal is good too, but it took a while to get used to. Can't remember the name but it's obvious from the packaging.

nickn, Thursday, 5 January 2012 05:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm a stan for tj's toasted oatmeal flakes. my wife likes the honey almond & flax 9 whole grain cereal. and our son wolfs down the euro-style yogurt.

no longer the deli llama (m coleman), Thursday, 5 January 2012 10:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

blue cheese and roasted pecan dip is very very good

bob loblaw people (dayo), Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

choucrüt (get bent), Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm pretty fond of the cheap beer at TJ's. right now I think my favorite is the jumping cow amber ale, it's light and fruity without being sweet. and I like the stockyard oatmeal stout too.

dayo, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Trader Joe's 2011 Vintage Ale is really excellent this year. It's from Unibroue and is very similar to their Maudite or Trois Pistoles but much cheaper.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

shit, really? I need to see if we get that here. I suspect we don't get most of their beer selection, for some reason

mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

The eggnog almonds are great at first but I find I cant eat more than 4 in a sitting or I get a little queasy.

calstars, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

you not alone in that! but eggnog almonds are cheaper than regular almonds (!)
what other TJ foods are cheaper with a coating of some sort?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

They're cheaper because they're "out of season" and they want to dump them. They sold for $4.99 before Xmas/New Years, I was told.

And junk food that's hard to eat a lot of is the best kind, IMO.

nickn, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

And junk food that's hard to eat a lot of is the best kind, IMO.

i'm this way with dark chocolate -- it's so satisfying in small doses that i never want/need to go overboard with it.

m white btw (get bent), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 04:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

And i stopped in on the way home today, and both the eggnog almonds and TJ vintage ale is not stocked anymore. The holidays are over. ;_;

nickn, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 04:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

RIP puff pastry too ;_;

La Lechera, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

joejoes ice cream should be $2 still...

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

fyi:

enjoy w/a bit of jam or lemon curd. not at the level of danish pancakes you might find at, say, broder in portland or elsewhere, but imo these are excellent.

omar little, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 08:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm soaking a bag of their 17 bean and barley mix for tonight. anyone tried it?

m white btw (get bent), Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

i've had a bag of those is the panty for awhile now

Aerosol, Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

California Slab Apricots Blenheim Variety aka apricot of the gods

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

really

xp

the third kind of dubstep (Jordan), Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

i've had a bag of those is the panty for awhile now

― Aerosol, Thursday, January 26, 2012 3:36 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark
sorry but lol

La Lechera, Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

I have made the bean and barley soup a number of times and I'm a fan, though that could just as easily be due to my superior soup making skills as the TJ's product.

If you eat meat, I highly recommend bacon/ham. If not, I suggest kale.

gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

Blood oranges back in stock! Oh yeah

bentelec, Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh lol xxp

Aerosol, Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't think my TJ's sells dry beans

dayo, Thursday, 26 January 2012 23:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ours sells ones you can dry yourself.

Jeff, Thursday, 26 January 2012 23:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

I bought a Braeburn apple at TJs, took two bites and found a mealy brown center. Sigh.

Otoh I bought some of the pomegranate limeade and OMG this shit is nectar of the gods

tropical mall lady (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 27 January 2012 13:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

The produce pretty much sucks at the local TJ's, quality-wise.

mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 13:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

My tj's started carrying bags of kale finally!

tehresa, Friday, 27 January 2012 14:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah my experience w produce at TJs has never been great but it seems to be getting better.

ENBB, Friday, 27 January 2012 14:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think if you were in a TJs while they were restocking you would see people throwing apples across the room onto the shelves, it's cool buying salads &c but anything bruisable is always crushed

ps this sounds like i am blaming staff & i'm not, i guess they just don't have good transport or w/e

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Friday, 27 January 2012 14:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's not even just that, here. The produce is not really damaged, just kind of weak!

mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 14:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

well you live in a place not easily accessible by ships?

dayo, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

dayo, do you think that the majority of produce in the US is moved by ship?

mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

the bagged kale is my jam though. Smoothies all of the days!!!

tropical mall lady (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 27 January 2012 15:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

in the winter time, yes! xp

dayo, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

or maybe you don't live close to a good railline

dayo, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Um I think it's all trucked tbh.

Also, does most produce travel by ocean or by air? I've always assumed air for anything perishable because sea takes...a long time.

one little aioli (Laurel), Friday, 27 January 2012 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

pretty sure produce from south america travels by ship

dayo, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

I mean it's trucked within the country and airfreighted from other countries to here.

one little aioli (Laurel), Friday, 27 January 2012 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's very expensive to airfreight

dayo, Friday, 27 January 2012 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Strangely enough, I've noticed that. But ocean from Asia is like 4 weeks, plus another week to cross the USA by rail or truck, and what can keep for 4-6 weeks in a shipping container? Maybe I don't understand this kind of agriculture.

one little aioli (Laurel), Friday, 27 January 2012 15:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

some kinds of produce don't start going bad the minute it's picked

dayo, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

When I lived in Texas I used to watch banana containers unloaded from ships in the port; lots of bananas would fall into the water and bob around.

quincie, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

I already miss the puff pastry.

La Lechera, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

If we thought daily about how long ago things were actually picked we'd cry

mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

apples don't go bad for like, a year

dayo, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

frozen vegetables are actually fresher!

tehresa, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

and, as a documentary I saw showed, juices from concentrate probably end up with more actual juice content (and definitely more fresh-frozen juice content)

mh, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

Laurel, did you ever read "East of Eden"?

sarahell, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

the containers are often refrigerated

sarahell, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

the peanut butter filled pretzels don't have enough pretzel. there's too much air inside.

textile in thighville (get bent), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

I haven't had any for days but I still cannot get over the pom limeade

tropical mall lady (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

Simpler Times seems to be gone from the TJ's by my office nooooooooooooooooo

RIP $4 six-pack of 6.2% of drinkable beer in Manhattan

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

I drank the last of my lemur tea hoard today. ;_;

gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

i had the meatless orange chicken last night. it wasn't bad. i stir-fried it with some broccoli florets and added soy sauce, chinese five spice, and the juice of a cara cara orange. i usually don't like tj's asian sauces, but with my modifications this one worked.

textile in thighville (get bent), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 16:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

the fake speculoos and nutella (almonds not hazelnuts, wtf) are a little weird, but the dark chocolate candy bars with speculoos paste inside are pretty good.

peter grasswich, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

wtf is a speculoos

La Lechera, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

weird kinky fetish iirc

mh, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

in a chocolate!

La Lechera, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

so they're dutch windmill cookies! i love those.

textile in thighville (get bent), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

more specifically: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speculoos#Modern_paste_version

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

i didn't see any speculoos when i was there today, but i wasn't looking too hard either.

the falafel chips are pretty good.

textile in thighville (get bent), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 00:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Has anyone ever won their raffle?

rayuela, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 00:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

the chocolate-covered potato chips were promising, but not salty enough, and the chocolate isn't v good quality.

just1n3, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

i accidentally bought salt-free potato chips today and they are DIRE

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

ugh that sounds horrible

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

they're revolting pieces of flavorless cardboard and i hate them

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

bake them in a casserole

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't want chocolate anywhere near my chips tbh

buzza, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was trying to think of alternate uses for them -- crunched up on top of something would be good
maybe even on top of a salad?

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

tonight i made some tj's cod that turned out to be possibly the worst piece of fish i've ever eaten. so disappointed. so weird because i've had the same cod before and it was wonderful.

tehresa, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

scrod

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 03:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

i accidentally bought salt-free potato chips today and they are DIRE

far too many times (ok, like three times) i have done this with butter and spent the next three months disconsolately sprinkling salt on my buttered bread...

bentelec, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 04:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

So much of Trader Joe's packaged stuff is just garbage and so loaded with salt I don't bother with it anymore.I used to like the green curry tuna until I looked at the salt content. The salt free chips being shit seems right -

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/01/22/FDT41MR2SM.DTL

That paper tests a lot of food products and TJ's stuff is usually always at the bottom.

svend, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 04:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

i accidentally bought salt-free potato chips today and they are DIRE

How about using them as breading for fried chicken?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 04:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Give me all your salts

Jeff, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 04:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

i had some disappointing potato chips a few months back and i used them to add texture to my mac & cheese.

sarahell, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 05:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

The three-potato unsalted potato chips are pretty good if you microwave them a little bit. And sprinkle salt on them. I use the smoked sea salt.

the box cutter killer from the calcutta gutter (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 09:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

Why not just pour salt into the bag??

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 09:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't think the salt would stick as well? You'd just wind up with a bunch of salt on the bottom of the bag.

the box cutter killer from the calcutta gutter (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 11:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

Use vinegar too.

Jeff, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 12:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't want chocolate anywhere near my chips tbh

― buzza, Monday, February 6, 2012 10:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

but sweet-salty is a thing now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

far too many times (ok, like three times) i have done this with butter and spent the next three months disconsolately sprinkling salt on my buttered bread...

― bentelec, Monday, February 6, 2012 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

unsalted butter is generally all around better - I think they only invented salted butter to help it keep better in the days of no refrigeration

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

TJ's fish is the absolute worst. Will not buy.

happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

some boston newspaper ran an investigation into fish-labeling and only TJ's and Wal-Mart consistently had correctly labeled fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

labeled correctly as 'crap' and 'refuse eating bottom-dweller' and 'something that looks like cod, but probably isn't' and 'potentially salmon; at the very least salmon-colored' and 'frozen chunk of aquatic protein supporting many nigh-invisible pin-bones at regular intervals at what we can only suppose is a sternum'

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

the only fish ya'll should be eating are sardines imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Fishist

Jeff, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

Tried a sample of the beet and carrot juice. Was gross.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

I said I was going to cut back on buying the orange chicken

bought more orange chicken

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Story of my life, right there ^^

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Only not with orange chicken. That's a freezer emergency staple though, I'll admit.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

see, I tell myself that, but then it mysteriously ends up cooked, in my mouth, within a few days

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

can we talk about the people who buy frozen, precooked white rice? like the lady in front of me who bought 12 boxes so she'd get a discount? that is so odd to me. unbelievable and lazy. how hard is it to make rice? i mean

take rice
wash it
put it in a pot
wait
eat

or

buy a rice cooker
dump rice in, with water
eat

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

i didn't even know frozen, precooked white rice was a thing you could buy!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am ashamed to say I bought some once because I was impatient and thought... oh who knows what the hell I thought.

rice cooker ftw

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, pre-cooked white rice is the one bridge I won't cross w/r/t food prepared by Joebots in the Trader Joe's Nutrient Processing Facility where all this stuff gets made.

I am not judging other people's pre-cooked white rice purchases, however. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw frozen pizzas, etc.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am going to have oven-baked ham & cheese puff things for lunch (with a giant salad). Was scanning fridge for things I could leave in the oven while I took a shower this morning, since I didn't cook anything last night and won't be home for the next 3 nights in a row.

They were very greasy when I took them out of the tray this AM. A little afraid they will be ham-flavored rocks in my stomach tbh.

one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Um, if you are a single dad in grad school, the frozen (brown, for me) rice is a life saver.

I will rep for my rice cooker but too often I don't even have time for waiting/cleanup etc. Sad but true.

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Tried the veg. orange chicken this week and found it to be flavorful but the consistency was kinda unexpectedly...soft/mushy? Can someone advise on how best to cook these so they crisp up on the outside a little? (I sauteed in pan w/ sauce packets, stir-fried w/ broccoli....)

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bake it on a cookie sheet.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

my new lazyman rice trick is: put lots of rice in cooker, unplug it when done, feel free to add a little more water and plug back in as long as it's less than 24 hours later

I didn't admit to this and will not acknowledge this post in the future

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

also, yeah, baking is the only way to get the orange chicken to warm to the correct consistency

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahaha

thank you both

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Just seems kinda weird baking Chinese food I dunno. But so is the whole thing, so.

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Pro tip:
Cover the cookie sheet w/ foil and spray that with cooking spray. No stick easy cleanup.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

ya'll have me intrigued as to this orange chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

Precooked rice is for people eating a cheaper, semi-DIY lunch at work where you only have a microwave, which around here I suspect is a very large percentage of Trader Joe's customers.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

the plant I used to work at had two large rice cookers going every day for lunch!

┌∩┐. I . A . (Aerosol), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

I bought rice at TJ that was not only pre-cooked but SHELF STABLE.

Though I recognized it as a shameful moment for me, given my level of not-busyness, I would not begrudge others - especially single parents - ultra convenient foods.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

I always thought the nonfrozen precooked rice was for camping or fallout shelter stocking or something

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Iirc rice is the number one carrier of food poisoning, so ignore mh!

just1n3, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

really?? sometimes i leave rice in the rice pot for a day or two. setting: keep warm. this is bad? i thought this was quite normal

rayuela, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Idk I could be making it up, but I heard it somewhere and now I reheat rice thoroughly. I guess an't be that bad if neither of you have gotten sick.

just1n3, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

really? I mean, I guess the fact that it's at a bacteria-friendly temp for so long could do that, but I actually make it return to boiling temp before eating again. Of course, then the rice turns into a formless slurry after you do this more than twice, so... uh, yeah.

baking the orange chicken might seem odd, but remember that you are NOT making chinese food: you are heating prepackaged chinese-style food that has a fried-esque coating.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

anecdotal evidence is kind of b.s., it's true until we DO get sick

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Food safety aside, it seems like it might be bad to leave a small appliance on and unattended or only occasionally attended for a day or two.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

meh, a rice cooker is basically a crock pot

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

I wouldn't leave a crock pot on for a day or two, either!

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

what about just like 12 hours?

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Which...is how long you're supposed to leave a slow-cooker on for. Roughly. Anywhere from like 4-12 hours, so....

one little aioli (Laurel), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am probably too paranoid to leave a slow cooker on while I'm at work, which I know defeats the purpose but our drier caught on fire about a year ago and I'm still jumpy about appliance-related fire safety. But I definitely wouldn't exceed the manufacturer's recommendations on a slow cooker.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

ALSO a rice cooker is not a slow cooker, so what might be considered safe for a slow cooker might not be considered safe for a rice cooker.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

a rice cooker, once it hits the target temperature, clicks into warming mode that is actually lower than the higher settings on a crock pot

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

You will never convince me, but I will stop trying to convert you to my Safety First worldview. Leave it on for weeks! Use it in the shower! Live on the edge.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

If I have extra rice I put it in the fridge and microwave it when I want to eat it again. (Don't own a rice cooker, seems superfluous).

nickn, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

nickn otm; you all with your rice cookers must have lots of counter space.

sarahell, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

hmm. i feel like 99% of the korean families around me growing up left rice in the cooker w/o worrying about fire hazards or food safety and i have continued this great tradition.

rayuela, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

tbh I put it in the fridge and microwave most of the time

the korean standpoint leads me to believe you can leave it going, unless you have a fan going and the windows are closed, in which case everyone dies

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was pretty dubious about rice cookers, but i came to believe they had value and now that i have one i really appreciate it. the automation is the thing that makes it indispensable (or at least really useful) for me. i gave up on non-quick-cook rice ages ago b/c i always forgot about it and it burned.

besides being dummy-proof, i like that it has a basket for steaming vegetables, etc. also very nice: throwing some spinach or meat or whatever in with the rice so you have jazzed up rice for later meals.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

i cook large batches of rice and then divvy them up into zip lock bags, which i freeze and microwave later.

i do this w/ a lot of foods, actually: bacon (i bake a couple packages), pasta, pasta sauce, chicken, etc.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

a rice cooker costs like $12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

I have used the micro-bags of brown rice to eat with the TJ's cheapo indian box food that doesn't have rice already in it. It still works out to like $3 for lunch.

happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

the frozen palak paneer is maybe the best thing ever (also, the full tray is like 3/4 of your daily sodium intake)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is one of those times where it's kinda hard to justify posting bc it's so vague but: yeah apparently reheating rice is bad, someone explained it to me once and said the rice wear little jackets and they disappear during cooking & it's bad to eat rice that doesn't have its protective jacket on, unless you just cooked it. like hopefully someone will swoop in with some real science, but apparently it's bad. i still reheat rice sometimes, risotto especially, because there are lots of things that are 'bad' that don't have noticeable or immediate ill-effects, or like you shouldn't use a metal spoon to stir something because it conducts heat but it isn't like your spoon/pan is particularly efficient anyway so it's fine. but just so you know, even though you don't because i didn't prove anything, i just remembered, at you, apparently rice is bad to reheat

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

I eat reheated rice all the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Me, too. Am I going to die?

carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

maybe we already have

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah it looks like if it drops below 140 degrees, it is bad. I am thinking that having the rice cooker constantly on makes it stay at a good temp

if you are a moron like me and reheat it, you will likely get food poisoning. I credit my past prodigious liquor consumption for a lack of poisoning

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Us rice reheaters must just be ticking time bombs.

Jeff, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

Well, I have better historical luck avoiding food poisoning from reheated rice than I do avoiding fires due to household appliances, so I'm going to stick with the reheating method.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

For the veg/fake orange chicken, bake them in a toaster oven, then remove and finish them off in a pan for two minutes with the sauce and a small amount of grapeseed or vegetable oil. Probably works with the regular too although I haven't had it yet.

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

Spencer bringing the wise decisions

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

That's exactly what I do - bake it in the toaster oven first. Sisters.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Jar of speculoos paste is fucking silly.
It's like DIY Nutter Butter...out of anything.

high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also: what do I do with this coconut oil?

high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

rub it on your skin and hair

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

good for popping popcorn with xp

Aerosol, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

popping popcorn in coconut oil is good if you like popcorn that tastes like sunscreen instead of popcorn

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've been using it as lotion xp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

What do you do with it in an eating capacity?

high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Baking! I use it in fudgey chocolate-cherry-chili-walnut cookie recipe

just1n3, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

when I bought my jar, the lady suggested I use it to fry porkchops in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

the japanese fried rice (with hijiki, edamame, tofu) is delicious.

popcorn (get bent), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

that sounds yummy... How's the sodium content? They have a bibimbop thing now but I'm scared to even look!

tehresa, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

the wasabi roasted seaweed snacks are dope

polyphonic, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

How's the sodium content?

i haven't looked, but it's probably terrible.

popcorn (get bent), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

the wasabi roasted seaweed snacks are dope

Oh good. I grabbed a pack on impulse tonight.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Are those just the thin seaweed pieces? I had issues with those.

Jeff, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeh. I haven't opened them yet.

I got a big-ish bottle of green tea. That will be nice to throw into a water bottle w/ ice for morning commutes. Had to restrain myself from drinking more than a few mouthfuls tonight.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

I bought some of the Japanese fried rice on the way home today (per JBR's recommendation, better be good!), and they are 450 mg sodium per 1 cup serving, 3.5 servings per package. Don't know if that's good or bad, but it's 19% of the daily rec value.

nickn, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 04:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

Love that Japanese fried rice, too, I throw in some faux-beef, spring onions and snow peas. Tasty.

Will the waveform be unbroken? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 04:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think I regularly go into 2000/3000 mg of sodium per day territory :/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 12:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Amateur.

Jeff, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 12:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think the food I made (homemade) yesterday ended up being close to a salt lick as far as sodium content. I might see if I can make more rice/vegetables and blend it in.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 14:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

i usually end up throwing a bunch of other veg into any of their rices to try to cut it a bit - makes a better meal and you eat less of the sodium rice.

tehresa, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also: what do I do with this coconut oil?

Use it like any cooking fat. Sub 1:1 for butter/crisco in baking. I like the flavor, so use it for stir-fries etc especially with pork. But it doesn't go well with garlic/onions imo.

Jaq, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

their chicken broth sux

illuminati girl (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

Today I am snacking on radish wedges dipped straight into the smoked salt, so I know from sodium.

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

their soy chorizo is quietly remarkable

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

You KNOW, you're right! I had it at a taco-making party, served by a real Mexican woman (my friend Laura) who is vegetarian and LOVES it and she was right, too!

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like to mix it up in a rice dish with corn, peas, various chiles, frozen gandules, w/e.
also good in tortillas/frittatas/egg dishes

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

trader joe's soyrizo is pretty much an a+ product

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Are those just the thin seaweed pieces? I had issues with those.

Yeah. I had no such issues. I ate the whole package in like five seconds (which isn't difficult).

polyphonic, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Today I am snacking on radish wedges dipped straight into the smoked salt, so I know from sodium.

This exact thing is an all-time snack in our house.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

nthing the soyrizo love. i like making breakfast burritos with it.

popcorn (get bent), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 04:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am here to recommend the frozen proof-while-you-sleep mini (not chocolate) croissants. Holy crap are they good. Croissants are expensive too, so I am glad to know that if I want one, I can get EIGHT and bake them in my own oven.

You can trust me on this because I don't eat shitty croissants and also I just gobbled two (2) of these, so the memory is flaky, buttery, and fresh.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

nthing the soyrizo love. i like making breakfast burritos with it.

O snap I just did this yday! On the (not amazing but still p tasty) habanero lime tortillas, w eggs and beans and mexi cheese and (not at all great) roasted garlic salsa

Has anyone taste tested the soy milks? They have the quart carton, the half gallon shelf stable "extra", and then the refrig

I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like their unsweetened soy milks - cheap, too.

just1n3, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

their chicken broth sux

― illuminati girl (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:39 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The stuff in sachets? Yes it does.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Can't speak to soy milks but their rice milk is good. Probably private labeled Rice Dream, imo.

carl agatha, Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

i get their refrigerated unsweetened soy milk all the time. the shelf stable stuff is good, too.

tehresa, Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

I get vanilla and I like the shelf stable purple carton. The almond milk is not good, sadly

I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 February 2012 20:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

jordan loves the almond milk!

just1n3, Saturday, 25 February 2012 20:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh they have coconut milk, too, and it makes me wildly nauseated. I don't normally have a problem with coconut or coconut products so I have no idea what that's all about.

carl agatha, Saturday, 25 February 2012 21:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp I got the chocolateluscious did not have the luscious chocolate-covered almond flavor of Almond Breeze

I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 February 2012 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

is that the brown-box one? he likes that.

just1n3, Saturday, 25 February 2012 21:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

the wasabi roasted seaweed snacks are dope

Oh good. I grabbed a pack on impulse tonight.

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, February 20, 2012 7:55 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are those just the thin seaweed pieces? I had issues with those.

― Jeff, Monday, February 20, 2012 7:56 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alas, I too had issues with them. The texture was one that I hate.

Oh well, I'll crumble them into some miso soup.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

i love those!

tehresa, Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Italian beer Apechio is good ($3 for 1/2 litre). Usually not impressed with Italy in this regard.

nickn, Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

I use the boxed "Soy Essentials" soymilk on cereal on the regular.

Ascot Fitzgerald (jaymc), Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

local tj's selling "irish bangers" this week
not bad, not real authentic but tasty enough

buzza, Thursday, 15 March 2012 07:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

sipping a mug of tj's dark roast coffee right now. it's perfectly acceptable, better than their (bland) medium roast but not good enough to become my go-to

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Thursday, 15 March 2012 10:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

ThLike I tend to dominate w suggestions of what we do/watch/whatever,

local tj's selling "irish bangers" this week
not bad, not real authentic but tasty enough

Was gonna ask abt these! Seriously not impressed w the rst garlic chicken sausage

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 15 March 2012 13:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

Roasted vegetable pizza. Much better than I expected, for a pizza with no cheese. Definitely not a meal pizza, more like a snack pizza.

Jeff, Saturday, 17 March 2012 18:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

Has anyone tried the Kim Chi Fried Rice? I'm curious as to how spicy it is.

benernienie taumaupin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 25 March 2012 06:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

That had little samples the other day and it was pretty yummy. It wasn't exceptionally spicy. I didn't buy a bag because I know I would just eat the whole thing by myself in one sitting.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

breaded chickenless nuggets are oily but a good sauce delivery protein vehicle

was the TJ branded vintage ale mentioned upthread? tasty, wonder if anybody will actually buy it and let it age a few years before drinking.

dayo, Sunday, 25 March 2012 16:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Just made this kimchee fried rice, better than the TJ's stuff imo.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Sunday, 25 March 2012 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

You get PAN CRISPINESS

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Sunday, 25 March 2012 18:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't understand why TJ's doesn't just get a good coffee producer to make like one decent blend for them. IDK, Jim's Organic, Larry's, someone who makes good coffee but isn't as trendy right now as Stumptown and Intelligentsia. I'd pay more for it, even regular high-end coffee price, just to have it as a one-stop-shopping thing and not have to go somewhere else every time I need beans.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

The dark chocolate candy bar w/speculoos butter is YUMMY. Even though I *still* can't stop thinking that it sounds like it's made of ground speculums.

Did you drop some flug in my cup? (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

REMAINDERED ICE TREATS ALERT
if you enjoy mango chile fruit floes, they are now 49cents for a pack of four (regularly $2)
i don't even like em that much but it's 49 cents so i got like three, and even though the chile adds a strong spice,
you know what's a stronger spice? BARGAIN.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

If I see them that cheap, I'll probably just buy a stand alone freezer so I can fill it up with them.

Jeff, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

pretty much hate you guys for putting the idea of the thai chili lime peanuts in my head because:
1. they are delicious
2. they are 180 calories per serving
3. there are 15 (!!) servings per bag?

mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

CASHEWS, I mean.

mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh yeah no i can't have those things around

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

I have like two beers and want to go into bodily combat with the bag and rip it open and eat them all

mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

literally the exact experience i had with them

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

7.5 nuts 4 u

I'm still enjoying the frozen rise-overnight croissants a lot. They're delicious for tiny frozen croissants.

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Mango cream bars are good. But very tiny.

Jeff, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

vegetable pakoras are yum. a bit of heat with a nice long finish.

tits or kitfo (get bent), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I got the lemon scented kitchen hand soap. The lemon smells like a food additive rather than something that would be used in a lotion or soap. But at least it isn't harsh and drying; I don't think it's warm enough for that yet.

youn, Friday, 20 April 2012 01:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

Frozen fusilli w/ pesto and veggies was good but not great.

Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 April 2012 01:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

I can't get enough of the turkey meatballs! They are shockingly good.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

is this new 'hazelnut chocolate' spread actually rebadged nutella?

Philip Nunez, Friday, 27 April 2012 00:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think their chickenless mandarin chicken and breaded chickenless tenders are actually gardein products - but at half the price.

just1n3, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

I liked the chickenless tenders but man, they were really oily after baking in the toaster oven.

dayo, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol that's what i like about them!!

just1n3, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

going nuts on these buffalo chicken meatballs right now

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 27 April 2012 05:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

Whoa omg want

Fruit & Nut Trek Mix bars are p good but way too cranberryish, but still a nice deal at $2.50/box of 6

Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 27 April 2012 05:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

just bought valencia peanut butter w/ roasted flaxseeds -- what to eat with it? unfortunately all i have is an orange.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 27 April 2012 17:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

breaded eggplants cutlets are my new jam.

kate78, Friday, 27 April 2012 17:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

those are great.

Sgt. Dee Dee The Brass Cupcake McCall (get bent), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Agreed. So good and actually sort of healthy.

Spencer Chow, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

OK, I will be in TJs in an hour or so, I am low-carbing as mentioned on another thread, and I need a good snack. If I eat another package of buffalo chicken meatballs I will likely turn orange. ADVISE ME ILE.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 27 April 2012 20:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

is chocolate a carb? the chocolate-covered almonds with turbine? salt seem to be cheaper than even plain roasted almonds (but it could be they put it in a subtly smaller carton).

Philip Nunez, Friday, 27 April 2012 20:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

chocolate usually has tons of sugar and almonds have some carbs of their own, but i'll check the label

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 27 April 2012 20:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Real mozzarella sticks

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 27 April 2012 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

buffalo jerky

kate78, Friday, 27 April 2012 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

I find the breaded eggplant cutlets to also be oily :(

dayo, Friday, 27 April 2012 21:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

rip dayo. he found things to be oily.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

just bought valencia peanut butter w/ roasted flaxseeds -- what to eat with it? unfortunately all i have is an orange.

― Philip Nunez, Friday, April 27, 2012 1:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the fucking best.

Um, get some bread?

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

couldn't find any bread -- ended up dipping a nature valley granola bar in it. it had more of a jam consistency than i expected but it was still delicious. i wonder if i can freeze the peanut butter by itself and make a peanut butter bar...

Philip Nunez, Friday, 27 April 2012 22:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Their fig butter is awesome!

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Friday, 27 April 2012 23:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

OK, I will be in TJs in an hour or so, I am low-carbing as mentioned on another thread, and I need a good snack.

Frozen palak paneer if you want something hot. Cheese and various salumi for something cold. The super high % dark chocolate bars aren't too bad w/r/t carbs if you can limit yourself to eating 2 or 3 sections. Avocados.

Jaq, Friday, 27 April 2012 23:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

The frozen paneer is great too. Certainly the best prepackaged version I've had.

Spencer Chow, Saturday, 28 April 2012 00:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

meant to say "*is* great."

Spencer Chow, Saturday, 28 April 2012 00:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

not low-carb, but: the raisin-rosemary crisps are amazing. i wish i was having a party soon so i could pass these around.

Sgt. Dee Dee The Brass Cupcake McCall (get bent), Saturday, 28 April 2012 00:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Wasabi seaweed snax!

tehresa, Saturday, 28 April 2012 00:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am a big fan of the frozen palak paneer

dayo, Saturday, 28 April 2012 00:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

most of these suggestions came too late, will try next time, esp wasabi seaweed snax which sounds amazing. In fact I didn't really get much snack except artichoke-parmesan dip, but I did get a tri-tip roast and a tub of hollandaise sauce and I gotta say this made a fine family meal with very little expenditure of effort on my part.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 28 April 2012 00:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

just bought valencia peanut butter w/ roasted flaxseeds -- what to eat with it? unfortunately all i have is an orange.

I like to put this on these bagel-based "power bar" things they sell in my supermarket's bakery - they've got dried fruit and seeds in them, it works really well.

shabba lambides (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 28 April 2012 03:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

Alternately just spread it on some saltines but keep a bucket of water handy cause you'll be thirsty.

shabba lambides (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 28 April 2012 03:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

not a fan of trader joe's to begin with but man these jelly beans i got in this gift basket are ATROCIOUS

the late great, Saturday, 28 April 2012 21:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

fact that liquorice seems to outnumber everything else in this box isn't helping

the late great, Saturday, 28 April 2012 21:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Speculoos Cookie Butter

Pretty sure I could eat a whole jar in one sitting.

Jeff, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 23:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

Prove it.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 23:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

pics or it didn't happen

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 23:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

Could, not would. Unless there was some sort of monetary reward.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah I ended up getting rid of my jar of it because it was too dangerous; clear I would OD.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

So weird: Put together ingredients and bake cookies that are then disintegrated to make them an ingredient in another thing - will the speculoos chain grow? The obvious use for a sweet paste is in cookies --- cookies within cookies!

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

They have a candy bar filled with it, which is awesome. Now they just have to make a cookie with chunks of the candy bar baked into it.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

Finished products used as ingredients have always seemed weird to me. Even stuffing/dressing is odd.

OTOH, I'm kind of a master of combining independently complete foods, so it shouldn't seem that strange to me.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

They have a candy bar filled with it, which is awesome. Now they just have to make a cookie with chunks of the candy bar baked into it.

― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 1:39 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm having an existential crisis.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 01:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Let me just say that the frozen turkey meatballs are the best I've had outside of my Abruzzo-born great grandmother's kitchen. Like, for any meatball period, not just turkey.

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 May 2012 02:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

I had those tonight based on all the recommendations in thuds thread. Yum! A little salty, as tj products tend to be.

tehresa, Friday, 18 May 2012 03:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

Thuds thread? And yeah I can kinda see them being a tad on the salty side, but not overwhelmingly so.

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 May 2012 03:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Lol autotext... This thread!

tehresa, Friday, 18 May 2012 03:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

sea salt brownies are VERY SALTY

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 May 2012 04:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

like, too much salt -- i mean, i'm eating them. but damn.

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 May 2012 04:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

trader joes MYSTERIES: the sesame bagels are 20 cents cheaper than the plain bagels

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

maybe the plain bagels are sesame bagels that have been de-seeded by migrant farmers.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

too much salt is just enough salt

40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, 18 May 2012 18:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeh, I agree with Jordan (and Jeff, I'm sure). The meatballs are not salty in my opinion.

I thought I was weird for loving those meatballs! I'm glad to get confirmation that they actually are very good.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Friday, 18 May 2012 22:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

love those meatballs as well. u r not alone

tobo73, Saturday, 19 May 2012 02:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think basically anything I don't make from scratch seems too salty to me.

tehresa, Saturday, 19 May 2012 16:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Southwest Style Salad"

^ this is good

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

choc covered PB-filled pretzels are simply not that good :(

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

i was disappointed in those chocolate salt & sugar almonds :/

sarahell, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

If they were the same salted almonds Donna Rouge had in his pantry this one time (I think they had a yellow label?) then you are sooooorely mistaken.

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 01:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

ROSEMARY PECANS AND MOTHERFUCKING CRANBERRIES

The Reverend, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 05:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY

The Reverend, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 05:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

LEMON TART
LEMON TART
LEMON TART

sarahell, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 07:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

ROSEMARY PECANS AND MOTHERFUCKING CRANBERRIES

would eat.

tried the chicken mole (from the freezer section). it was good, but a little goes a long way. the sauce is very thick and complex.

get wolves (get bent), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'll chime in again for the Chicken Gorgonzola (frozen section). Large enough for three servings.

nickn, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Those thai lime & chili cashews reappeared after having been sold out. I bought two packages.

mh, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

seafood rangoon appetizer, whatever happened to you?

sarahell, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

has anyone has the spoorloos filled choc bar? Too much sweet not enough yum imo

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

it wasn't as bad as being buried alive in a coffin by a weird, doughy nemesis though?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp - i have. it was ok. definitely could've been more yum imo

sarahell, Thursday, 24 May 2012 02:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

their lentil wrap is just okay but i would drink a gallon of the accompanying spicy tahini sauce.

mario bataille (get bent), Sunday, 3 June 2012 21:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

and i've said it before, but the pumpernickel pretzel sticks are awesome -- they're crying out for a nice sharp fondue or at least a "pub cheese."

modest mouskouri (get bent), Monday, 4 June 2012 03:17 (11 months ago) Permalink

the trader joe's pub cheese is gross. it's just cheez whiz.

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 June 2012 03:19 (11 months ago) Permalink

most pub cheese is gross. but it has a perverse appeal for me.

modest mouskouri (get bent), Monday, 4 June 2012 03:21 (11 months ago) Permalink

wtf is pub cheese? i've seen it, and it just looks like cheez whiz in a tub

sarahell, Monday, 4 June 2012 04:19 (11 months ago) Permalink

that's what it is

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 June 2012 04:29 (11 months ago) Permalink

yes, but why do they call it "pub cheese" - is it for aspirational "yuppies" that like british things and see themselves as above eating cheez whiz in a tub?

sarahell, Monday, 4 June 2012 08:14 (11 months ago) Permalink

I like it. But I'm also a cheese whiz fan.

Jeff, Monday, 4 June 2012 10:26 (11 months ago) Permalink

I tried to like port wine cheese and I just cannot.

The four-cheese jumbo raviolis they have w the fresh pasta are prob like top 10 TJ's products btw

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 4 June 2012 13:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

Their cheese tortellini (from the dry pasta aisle, not the refrigerated kind) is not great. Some of the ones that are more tightly folded don't absorb enough water and the cheese inside stays dry and grainy.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 4 June 2012 17:11 (11 months ago) Permalink

I don't know if I could ever trust shelf-stable dry tortellini

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 4 June 2012 17:56 (11 months ago) Permalink

Also those chocolate croissants were flaky in the wrong kind of way, and also pretty bland.

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 4 June 2012 17:57 (11 months ago) Permalink

Jesse OTM. That shelf-stable tortellini is just not good. I don't know if all shelf-stable tortellini is like that or if it's specific to TJs. I do really like the spinach and cheese tortellini in the refrigerated section.

carl agatha, Monday, 4 June 2012 18:37 (11 months ago) Permalink

Really? All I tasted was pasta and no filling :(

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 4 June 2012 18:50 (11 months ago) Permalink

I've had shelf-stable tortellini from other grocery stores that were just fine. Not amazing, but very decent for convenient tortellini when you need them.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 4 June 2012 20:09 (11 months ago) Permalink

"need"

Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 4 June 2012 20:25 (11 months ago) Permalink

Haha also, I'm not sure how inconvenient cheese tortellini that you keep in the freezer is (I buy the stuff from the refrigerator section and freeze it).

carl agatha, Monday, 4 June 2012 20:56 (11 months ago) Permalink

It didn't occur to me to do that.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 4 June 2012 20:58 (11 months ago) Permalink

Given your proclivity for freezing things, that kind of shocks me! But I'm glad you found out now, when you're young and have many years of freezing tortellini ahead of you.

carl agatha, Monday, 4 June 2012 21:05 (11 months ago) Permalink

Right now I have a zip lock bag of milk in my freezer. Why because I don't keep milk around very much anymore and sometimes I need some for cooking.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 4 June 2012 21:21 (11 months ago) Permalink

Yeah that sounds about right.

carl agatha, Monday, 4 June 2012 21:36 (11 months ago) Permalink

It didn't occur to me to do that

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:07 (11 months ago) Permalink

That is so good though bcz I always drink non-dairy milk and hate cooking things that call for regular milk bcz I buy a quart, use half a cup, and the rest just goes bad

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:08 (11 months ago) Permalink

Yeah that's pretty frigging brilliant. I have little bags of half a can of coconut milk in the freezer, but it never occurred to me to do with animal leche.

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:35 (11 months ago) Permalink

Big fan of the portabella mushroom and the spinach and cheese and artichoke and cheese ravioli. Need to try the four cheese.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:39 (11 months ago) Permalink

Their pulled pork is pretty good too, but Costco has one like twice the size for not much more money.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:40 (11 months ago) Permalink

I freeze milk every time I buy it for a recipe and don't use it all, but usually I don't get a chance to use it again before it becomes horribly freezer burned.

tehresa, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 11:41 (11 months ago) Permalink

That's why I put mine in a bag and removed all the air.

Je55e, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 13:56 (11 months ago) Permalink

Do you guys use some sort of specialty milk that isn't sold at convenience stores?