Annie: the Musical

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To think that I've lived here all of my life
And never seen these things

roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link

wait did they make a musical with annie from norway songs or is this about some old shit

TOMBOT, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:29 (fifteen years ago) link

cause if A I buy tix if B fuc you

TOMBOT, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Ugh, suggest banned.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:30 (fifteen years ago) link

haha good evening TOMBOT!

Matt P, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:31 (fifteen years ago) link

the world was my oyster
but where was the pearl?

very quotatious (tehresa), Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Empty belly life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:34 (fifteen years ago) link

when does the YELLE musical come out

TOMBOT, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:34 (fifteen years ago) link

prediction: tombot will stay up until that joke shines like the top of the chrysler building

roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:36 (fifteen years ago) link

i'd have quit years ago if it weren't for my sense of humor.

very quotatious (tehresa), Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:37 (fifteen years ago) link

gimme three years so I can ask for the MILLIONAIRES musical version
that'll probably have vampires in it so extra camp not-a-fag-just-awesome points for everybody

TOMBOT, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Hootie: the Musical

gabbneb, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:38 (fifteen years ago) link

gabbneb is such a werewolf

TOMBOT, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:42 (fifteen years ago) link

send the flood, send the flu!
anything that you can do
TOOOO little girlzzzzzzzz!

very quotatious (tehresa), Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:44 (fifteen years ago) link

...howl?

gabbneb, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:46 (fifteen years ago) link

good fucking question

TOMBOT, Sunday, 7 December 2008 06:50 (fifteen years ago) link

father tom,
oh we know you're
down there listening
how can we follow
your sweet advice
to
excelsior street?

very quotatious (tehresa), Sunday, 7 December 2008 07:01 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 07:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Need you?
Don't give a crap for you.
You're the most presumin' dog
That a human could know.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 07:03 (fifteen years ago) link

We're getting a New Deal for Christmas!!

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 7 December 2008 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link

we'd like to thank you el tomboto!

very quotatious (tehresa), Sunday, 7 December 2008 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I have two different Annie novelizations.

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 7 December 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I so want to watch this: Life After Tomorrow

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 7 December 2008 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

i'd like to cat a production of annie: the musical using only ilxors

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link

haha CAST

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I rewatched this recently because:
1. Liz Lemon getting caught by Jack Donaghy singing "Maybe"
2. Someone told me they rewatched it and there was "big sexual tension between Daddy Warbucks and Annie."

#2 is not true, my friends.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

The weird thing about this movie is it's just kind of assumed you'll love Annie as much as everyone else apparently does. I did not immediately fall under her charms and would like to know why everyone was so enamored of her. I mean, she was a cutes and non-sassy little girl, but I didn't think that was an especially rare subset of little girl?

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i love "maybe" and it is a great warm-up song

i sing it in the car all the time

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

It is the best song in the musical, imo.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

It makes me cry a little ;_;

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I always wanted a spin-off musical about the adventures of Pepper.

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

yes pepper is the best

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I love the angry-man antics of Daddy Warbucks. There is a disturbingly large amount of panty-shots in this musical, though. Especially since half of them are of like 9 year old girls. o.0

the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Sometimes Albert FInney's talking voice sounded like Cotton

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100509102925/kingofthehill/images/7/71/Cotton.jpg

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

First time I went to the movies after seeing "Annie" I was most angry that it was NOTHING LIKE in Annie! (NB I wouldve been about 5)

Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha wow

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Annie is 100% why I watch the Macys Thanksgiving Parade: i just want to see the Rockettes. That let's go to the movies Annie scene is one of my favorites. If I saw the Rockettes at Radio City irl I would probably bawl my eyes out

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Also there were SO many things I didnt get in the movie as a kid that dawned on me later: like Miss Hannigan's bathtub gin. I never got why she was drinking her bathwater, lol

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i got to meet a rockette at radio city music hall and go into their rehearsal area and costume shop and measure myself on their height chart when i was 15

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

it was not wasted on me, i was dying and my life's ambition was to become 5'8"

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Carol Burnett rules this movie. And Tim Curry. And Ann Reinking. Ok fuck it, I love this movie.

Abbott's right, though -- the "spunky little redhead" is the least of the movie's pleasures.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I like that when I saw it again recently (in the past couple years, I guess) I got all the jokes about Warbucks being a gilded-age capitalist in the middle of a depression. Like when a communist sneaks on to the balcony with one one of those round black bombs with a fuse that only exist in comic books.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, its not that i found that stuff impenetrable when i watched it as a child, its more like those parts didnt exist at all

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

like everything in between musical numbers was like the grey screen that the terminator sees

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Roxy omg @ meeting Rockettes! How did that even happen? :D

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Bernadette Peters is so freakin great too. "Like the hotel"

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i was in a dance troupe that got to go to nyc to do all this weird, cool stuff you don't normally get to do in nyc. it was like the ultimate fantasy unreal nyc trip for a teenage girl.

BERNADETTE IS THE BEST

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Roxy you lived my dream :)

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Did u guys see the documentary about all the girls who played Annie in the broadway tour?

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i haven't even heard of it. i'd love to see it

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

It's called "Life After Tomorrow"...they were airing it on A&E a while ago. Really worth finding, I enjoyed it.

Meanwhile, I think we need a song break

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry79LzkkDb4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i loved to hear jay z talking about annie on fresh air

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah that was great.

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Life After Tomorrow is on Hulu.

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

yes!

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i loved to hear jay z talking about annie on fresh air

I liked him describing the "izzo/izzay" type of suffixes as "a kind of pig latin." I'd never thought that, but... yeah, that's about right.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i liked that too!

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Funny, I just showed this to my kids for the first time. Am I right that there's no adequate transfer of this on DVD? Only cropped or pan and scan?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

ARe little kids snobs about widescreen these days?

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I know I was! Ever since I saw Raiders of the Lost Ark and it was the letterbox edition...

the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link

1. Carol Burnett should've been nominated for and maybe won an Oscar for her pratfalls in "Easy Street" alone.
2. It was because of this movie that I used to, as a 6 year old, use the term "Bolshevik" as an insult.

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:40 (thirteen years ago) link

And you still do, you godless Trotskyite.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link

hi ned!!

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Hi there!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:45 (thirteen years ago) link

This was always on HBO or something when we first got cable but I'm still not sure if I ever actually saw it all the way through in one sitting, it was like I caught bits of it here and there each time. Carol Burnett ruled.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Downloaded a rip of the soundtrack to add "Maybe" to my karaoke playlist. The banter at the beginning of "Sign" is pretty hilarious without the visuals.

Burnett: "My GOD, is that thing real?!"

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Love how Burnett talks to the radio at the beginning of 'Little Girls'

I think she's part of the reason I've always been mildly nervous around drunk ppl, lol

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link

ok ladies, did anyone see the movie that featured the Broadway cast of Annie talking about getting their periods?

kate78, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212977/

kate78, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

O_O

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

that's.... a hell of a cast list

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Menstruating Girl
Menstruating Girl
Menstruating Girl

kate78, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

i remember when I was a kid i thought misses hannigan was pretty cool but now that i am an adult I think she's REALLY cool

homosexual II, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

your clothes MAY BE
beau BRUMMELY

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

UH youre never fully dressed

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't encourage her, Punjab!

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

WHYYYY DO I SMELL WET DOG??

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I hate the belters, they remind me of every girl between the ages of ten and thirteen thinking they could be a Broadway star. The movie isn't bad though, the actress playing Annie is really low key.

Smug, Lazy, and Culturally Illiterate (u s steel), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Except when she sings or acts.

benanas foster (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

lol yeah, "low key" isn't what comes to mind when I think of lil Aileen

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

What are you talking about, we loved it - stage moms across America threw a fit when that girl was cast in the movie because she didn't sing and act like their little diva in training!

Smug, Lazy, and Culturally Illiterate (u s steel), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

You may be onto something there...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DtkbLeRyK8

benanas foster (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:56 (thirteen years ago) link

(Maybe) is the best song in the musical, imo.

I think that even without Jay-Z, I'd still vote for "Hard Knock Life" as the best song.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

The girls doing their Mrs. Hannigan impressions works, as they say, on so many levels. And the acrobatics in this number!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR80EEsWauU

BTW, I'd never noticed it, but Viceroy is right about there being a whole lot of panty shots in this movie. At one point in "Easy Street," Bernadette Peters hikes up her skirt ALL the way. ALL.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

when i was little, "easy street" and "never fully dressed" were my favorites; the latter still is, but it's tied with "maybe" now

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

"she's sittin playin pee-aaaa-NNAH"

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

"Easy Street" would be so fun to perform.

benanas foster (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

^ have done this and it is a blast!

kate78, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

awesome!

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Pics plz!

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

YES

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I hate the belters, they remind me of every girl between the ages of ten and thirteen thinking they could be a Broadway star.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/193073/saturday-night-live-stars-of-tomorrow

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't even tell you how much I love this movie. It was the first movie I ever saw in the theater. I was four but I remember how awesome the whole experience was very very clearly. I know most of the songs by heart and many are amazing.

i love "maybe" and it is a great warm-up song

i sing it in the car all the time

― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Monday, December 6, 2010 7:51 PM (2 days ago) Bookmarki love "maybe" and it is a great warm-up song

<3 <3 <3

I thought pepper was the coolest btw.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

dudes, it was in high school. Only a grainy VHS copy exists...somewhere.

kate78, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't even tell you how much I love this movie. It was the first movie I ever saw in the theater.

I never saw Annie in a theater, but I vividly remember seeing both Star Wars and Grease in the theater, and Grease sticks in my mind WAY more than Star Wars ever did.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Me, I like the singing and the dancing.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

we should stage an all-ilx production. We could even have a different Annie for each number so everyone gets a chance at a big song.

kate78, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

my son had a playdate at a friend's house and has been singing Easy Street all week; I forgot that the dad told me a few weeks ago that it was suddenly a big hit over there with his kids.

akm, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

First time I went to the movies after seeing "Annie" I was most angry that it was NOTHING LIKE in Annie! (NB I wouldve been about 5)

― Not the real Village People, Monday, December 6, 2010 7:09 PM

This is so amazing!

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

My friend's kid went to Disneyworld at about the same age and was PISSED that she wasn't actually inside a cartoon.

kate78, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha, i actually misresd NTRVP's post as saying that the next time he/she went to the movie theater after seeing annie there, he/she was disappointed that the MOVIE was nothing like annie

like he/she just thought that's what movies were like

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

oh haha! No I wanted to play on that slide that the dancing ladies go down :(

Not the real Village People, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

EYE OH DEE
EEE ENN TEE

EYE-OH-DENT

(have that that rolling around my head all afternoon)

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Kinda surprised that there hasn't been any mention of this yet (that I've seen): yet another film version of Annie, this time produced by Will Smith and starring Willow Smith (naturally), with music by Jay-Z.

Discuss!

Old Lunch, Saturday, 25 August 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

As a grown woman I can now say that Albert Finney is kinda hot as a bald rich dude

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 July 2014 04:36 (nine years ago) link

+1

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Sunday, 13 July 2014 05:14 (nine years ago) link

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 July 2014 05:27 (nine years ago) link

i love him in the Iodent Hour scene

"DROP PAGE. WARBUCKS CONTINUES"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 July 2014 05:30 (nine years ago) link

DID IIIIII JUST DO A COMMERCIAL?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 July 2014 05:31 (nine years ago) link

A magnificently giant performance.

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Sunday, 13 July 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

I gotta say, this looks like it could be really enjoyable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxc8rS2W2E

Did the Will and Willow Smith project mentioned upthread turn into this much more promising version?

heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link

Maybe you saw a different trailer to me then. I thought it looked kinda horrible. The girl is cute but Diaz and Foxx, ugh no

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link

At least it no longer has Will Smith in it

heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

(it is the same project though, Emma Thompson has 3rd writing credit)

heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

Foxx wears rug for most of it, reportedly

booooo

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

wig gag spoiled in one of the trailers actually

heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

Maybe you saw a different trailer to me then. I thought it looked kinda horrible. The girl is cute but Diaz and Foxx, ugh no

Yeah, pretty sure I saw the same version you did. The girl looked really good, but the two big name leads looked stiff and terrrrrrrible.

Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link

well two years ago on Christmas I watched Les Miserables in the theater and Jaime Foxx and Cameron Diaz couldn't be more stiff and terrible than Russel Crowe and Hugh Jackman were

heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link

see I didn't hate Les Mis

you say potato, etc :)

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link

tbh though I will mostly be in it for Quevezhané Wallis (who apparently has a role in the upcoming Space Jam 2, which I didn't know was a thing)

heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link

wtf @ space jam 2

example (crüt), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

i thought space jam 2 got canned when Lebron decided he didn't want to do it

Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link

idk it's still in IMDB which might mean nothing

heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link

This looks worse than Les Mis. Not something I say lightly, either.

three months pass...

kudos

http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/annie

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

lalalala I can't hear you.

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

My only regret is that I couldn't be meaner.

Eric H., Wednesday, 17 December 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link

who takes the place of FDR?

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

Twitter.

Eric H., Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link

Honestly, of all the movies for people to be coming out of the "it's not THAT bad" woodwork.

Eric H., Thursday, 18 December 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link

The trailer for this was completely charmless (even Quvenzhané Wallis looked totally unengaged). Yet your review makes it sound more charmless than I could've even imagined.

Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link

And I'm forced to ask about yet another remake: why not just make it its own thing if you're going to alter the source material to such an extent that you're likely to turn off anyone who might've been enticed by another filmed iteration of that particular story/property?

Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link

Am guessing this version would never have happened without the Jay-Z "Hard Knock Life" breathing alleged life into the property.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link

It was nepotism on behalf of Willow Smith that kickstarted the whole thing. Then she got too old.

Eric H., Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link

lol are you serious

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, wasn't it originally supposed to be Will and Willow? An After Earth present for his little girl?

Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

what loving dad wouldn't arrange high-profile failure for both his kids?

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

Can't wait for the Pinkett-Smith Sophie's Choice.

Eric H., Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

what loving dad wouldn't arrange high-profile failure for both his kids?

a total idiot?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

oh lol didn't see the "wouldn't" there haha

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

that picture on the review just makes me continue weeping for Rose Byrne's career

Nhex, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

xpost But that's probably Will Smith's honest take. Given the money and the pull, only a total idiot would refrain from giving his beloved children their own vanity projects.

Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

his kids are already not gonna have to ever work a day in their lives, might as well get them career-focused early in life like he was (is my guess)

Nhex, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link

his kids are already not gonna have to ever work a day in their lives

Or go to school.

Eric H., Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link

or experience linear time

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link

has Willow Smith been in any movies? I just skimmed that interview a few weeks ago where she and her brother sounded like herbal teabags in corporeal form.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link

xp they'll probably end up getting ivy league degrees anyway lbr

Nhex, Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link

sister obliged to take kid to this yesterday as the coal in her stocking

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 December 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link


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