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ethANP2 3 : anthony i love you
BlueOtterTwo : lets cyberfuck
ethANP2 3 : okay
Dubplatestyle : mmm
BlueOtterTwo : so i take your shirt off with my teeth
Dubplatestyle : god yes
BlueOtterTwo : i hup orange maramlede over your chest and it dribbles towards yr manbits
BlueOtterTwo : arent you going to do anything to me ?
ethANP2 3 : anthony i've never cyber fucked before
Dubplatestyle : suck his hand
ethANP2 3 : anthony i'm sucking your fingers
BlueOtterTwo : SUCK MY HAND
BlueOtterTwo : they are wet in antcipation
BlueOtterTwo : so i force fed yr naughty mouth my man hands
ethANP2 3 : okay!!
BlueOtterTwo : are you choking on my man hands
ethANP2 3 : yes your knuckle is in the back of my throat
BlueOtterTwo : now i take my hand out push you to the ground and start spanking you
ethANP2 3 : mmmmf
BlueOtterTwo : are you sorry now bitch
ethANP2 3 : i'm so sorry
ethANP2 3 : so so sorry
BlueOtterTwo : what are you sorry for
ethANP2 3 : ethiopian children
BlueOtterTwo : no you ruined my good shirt
Dubplatestyle : this is so hot.
ethANP2 3 : anthony can we introduce some starving africans into our foreplay?
Dubplatestyle : but i feel leftout.
ethANP2 3 : jess i'm sucking your index finger
clobberthesaurus : Left or right
ethANP2 3 : left
ethANP2 3 : the sinister hand
BlueOtterTwo : so i take yr hot hard sauce and rub it over ethans ethopians
Dubplatestyle : oooh
ethANP2 3 : anthony you're turning into an anticon mc
BlueOtterTwo : ethan is sucking yr hand and you are sucking my knuckle like a cracekr at a bbq
ethANP2 3 : can we just both pleasure jess now
Dubplatestyle : good idea
Dubplatestyle : PLEASURE ME, SUB-CREATURES
ethANP2 3 : jess i am now licking your thumb
Dubplatestyle : god, this is stimulating
BlueOtterTwo : So ethan i push you against the fridge and we make a sandwhich out of jess he moans like a small grebe
ethANP2 3 : jess you small grebe
BlueOtterTwo : mel hears the grebe from the living room , then a crack . The Sub Slaves arm is broken she walks in inan urses uuniform
Dubplatestyle : grebe?!?!
heywoodpink : yeah not knwoing what a grebe is harms my enjoyment of this spectacle
BlueOtterTwo : she tends to the little bird while ethan rubs salad cream on his genitals
Dubplatestyle : i feel so violated
clobberthesaurus : Little bird?
BlueOtterTwo : any of a family (Podicipedidae) of swimming and diving birds closely related to the loons but having lobate toes
ethANP2 3 : i am seriously enjoying this < br> Dubplatestyle : my dick is gonna burn like a mutha
clobberthesaurus ): Did you get the clap from Momus?
BlueOtterTwo : the bird with a broken wing squeeks under mels care and ethans abuse
Dubplatestyle : this is really making my head spin
ReverieFilm : Can't we just talk about Jude Law with a bioport in a wheelchair?
Dubplatestyle : hey, i'm hurt.
clobberthesaurus : That was really getting me off.
BlueOtterTwo : Mel puts on kid a and slowly strips out of her nurses uniform while ethan masterabtes over jess using tartar sauce as lube
Dubplatestyle : I'm the star of this vehicle.
Dubplatestyle : my god.
clobberthesaurus : No, you're not the grebe is.
ethANP2 3 : anthony i adore you
BlueOtterTwo : Ethan comes over to mel and says talk dirty to me , he starts describing the exquaite torture of putting that storkish jude law in a wheel chair ,
Dubplatestyle : storkish!
Dubplatestyle : and ethans the crippler!
ethANP2 3 : stop commenting you fucking nerds!!
BlueOtterTwo : mels woman bits blossom but she slips on slald cream and flies into heywood pink who has come in as the post man- he didnt ring twce
BlueOtterTwo : Heywood is hot looking at this decadent scene and takes the flour out of the pantry
heywoodpink has left the room.
ethANP2 3 : hahaha
Dubplatestyle : hahahahahaha
BlueOtterTwo : he begs jess to get u and take his uniform off while he pours flour on himself
clobberthesaurus : Awww.
ethANP2 3 : anthony you really do have a knack for this
Dubplatestyle : it's quite amazing.
ethANP2 3 : the uniform-taking-off and flour thing really works
Dubplatestyle : it's like the 121st day of sodom or something.
BlueOtterTwo : all that messy mess , whos gonna clean it up . look its clobber coming thru the french doors dressed in a livery suit , his hard cock pushing agisnt the linen
clobberthesaurus : Thank god.
clobberthesaurus : I really need to clean something.
BlueOtterTwo : he sees the mess and destruction and falls on his knees begging for a mop so he can clean everyone up
BlueOtterTwo : when he cannot find anything he uses his lucisou lizard tounge
ethANP2 3 : anthony what am i doing?/
ethANP2 3 : am i still on jess?
Dubplatestyle : i hope so.
BlueOtterTwo : Ethan is pushing mel. Clober is licking everyone , hey pink is puring flour and well jess is whimepring
ethANP2 3 : anthony are you finished?
BlueOtterTwo : now i am

― ethan, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

anthony, you're a fucking poet.

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i just wanted to make the following people part of this for future google searches...[nabisco], josh kortbein, david raposa, tom ewing...wish you were here.

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i especially missed [nabisco]. [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco]. yes i missed him.

― ethan, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That'll teach me to bother going into work.

― Tom, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you could have had me describe you using condiments

― anthony, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

and really, who DOESNT want that on their cv?

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

oh and uh, rock bottom. or something.

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i bet [nabisco] does. [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] .

― ethan, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

stop being mean to n.a.

― anthony, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

YOU FREEKS! I did want a computer at home now I know what happens when you DO, you turn MENTAL dere me I am glad you are all oceans away you nutters.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you mean [nabisco]? [nabisco] [nabisco].

― ethan, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i just realized i can never get a real job now. ever.

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I decide to get an early-ish night yesterday and I miss taking part in this!!

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I wonder why I keep buying Dennis Cooper books when I can just check ILE. heh

― nathalie, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

pure fucking filth

― Queen G, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

anthony can we introduce some starving africans into our foreplay?

CLEARLY this one of the funniest sentences ever written!

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

disgusting. i mean, orange marmalade?

― Samantha, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Who're you people again?

― Daver, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

we expected dozens of responses to this little bit of theater in the morning. i'm disappointed in you people.

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

sorry jess but "lets cyberfuck" is a bit of a DO NOT OPEN THIS THREAD AT WORK announcement (even though i did) (because heh i am using my boss's computer today)

now i'm home i can declare this is the best thing evah

― mark s, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

mark, yr bad, but thank you.

i shall be thinking of the word "grebe" for days.

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

So this is what goes on after I go to bed? Anthony, I feel so betrayed. :`(

― matthew m., Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Beware the chat room

powertone: ((_)==jjjjD
powertone: ((_)=jjjj=D
powertone: ((_)jjjj==D
powertone: ((_)=jjjj=D
powertone: ((_)==jjjjD
powertone: ((_)=jjjj=D
powertone: ((_)jjjj==D
joe_the_storeman: (=|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;>
powertone: Arghh, runnn!

― powertonevolume, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Aw man, that is so much cooler than bowling.

― Dan I., Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i'm SHOCKED! and OUTRAGED! and APPALLED!!!!!!!4

you lot had a wild orgy without me??! WHERE WAS MY INVITE eh??!?!

good to see you were using a condiment there, though. just hope it was bitter seville orange marmalade and not that sweet regular-orange rubbish.

― petra jane, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

AND MINE

In answer to the question: Yes, lets.

― Graham, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

If this were the "Justify My Love" video, Jess would be the Prince- lookalike in the backround dancing all freaky.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

petra its okay you can have REAL orgies in dunedin with (mostly) REAL people.

― di, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

If this were the "Justify My Love" video, Jess would be the Prince- lookalike in the backround dancing all freaky.

"lookit the unit on that guy!"

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

This image of Jess has damaged my sweet, tender and innocent soul. I am off to console myself with willing partners and Crisco.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I was purely there to collect inspiration as a detached observer for a Numanesque concept album. The phone rang through, disconnecting me before I could be included in any freaky action. There's probably another song in that.

― Damian, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

four months pass...
this was funny.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 30 August 2002 09:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

too long, didnt read

― webber (webber), Saturday, 31 August 2002 07:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

four months pass...
Ah, sweet, nourishing grebe.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is clearly the best thread ever.

― Dan I., Friday, 31 January 2003 07:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow - yeah, this is great *laughing, snorting, and choking* Thanks for reviving it.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 31 January 2003 08:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm like "who's worshipping at the cyberfuck altar now?" ;-)

― ron (ron), Friday, 31 January 2003 08:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll gladly make sacrifices here ;)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 31 January 2003 08:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ant, did you like the dennis cooper I sent you?

I haven't gotten near any in months, you all must stop now.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 31 January 2003 08:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

seven months pass...
best thread ever.

but sexist?

― dengo matherton (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:11 (twenty years ago) link

Orange marmalade is a long-recognized symbol both of patriarchal dominance -- the breast-like globes destroyed, imprisoned in pectin, and reduced to their purest subservience as a food source -- and of subliminated homoeroticism -- the seed-bearing fruit, the testes of the phallic tree, consumed in a sort of transgressive nod to Communion.

So, yes, obviously.

On the other hand, all of this is subverted by the two missing punctuation marks in the thread title: the apostrophe, the most masculine of the in-sentence marks for its shape and the way it dangles over the letters which crouch below it; and the implied exclamation mark, the phallus of the imperative intensifier.

So, no, obviously.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

i kiss you, you grebe

― dengo matherton (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:22 (twenty years ago) link

Tep is my new god.
Fuck off, Don Knotts, I don't need you anymore.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:22 (twenty years ago) link

What, I was going to let three years of Hampshire College go to waste?

Yes, googlers, Hampshire College.

Hampshire College in Amherst, Massachusetts. The Pioneer Valley. Co-founded by the University of Massachusetts at Amherst, Mount Holyoke College, Smith College, and Amherst College.

Hampshire College, home to trip-or-treat Halloween and a yurt.

That's Hampshire College.

hampshire.edu

That one.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:25 (twenty years ago) link

ethANP2 3 : stop commenting you fucking nerds!!

This is actually the best part, cause it sounds like when everyone's watching a video and making fun of it and there's like the one guy who's all "shhhh, shut up, this is the part where the mannequin learns the meaning of love!"

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

This is my favourite thread of all time.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 31 August 2003 08:36 (twenty years ago) link

BlueOtterTwo : he sees the mess and destruction and falls on his knees begging for a mop so he can clean everyone up
BlueOtterTwo : when he cannot find anything he uses his lucisou lizard tounge

― trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 31 August 2003 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...
lets our feeling fly

― nillentiger, Monday, 26 January 2004 10:38 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
yesh letsh

― gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...
[nabisco]

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I always wondered why he stopped using his real name. HISTORY LESSON.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat."

― teh_kit (g-kit), Saturday, 6 January 2007 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

This reads like a Donald Antrim novel or something

― -- (688), Saturday, 6 January 2007 11:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel, his mom googled his name and discovered this thing called ILX. :-)

(Christ, I've been on this board for much too long.)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 6 January 2007 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

only in america

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

dark side of the fork

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...

BlueOtterTwo : he sees the mess and destruction and falls on his knees begging for a mop so he can clean everyone up
BlueOtterTwo : when he cannot find anything he uses his lucisou lizard tounge

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link

This makes my sexing feel...unimaginative?

BlueOtterTwo : So ethan i push you against the fridge and we make a sandwhich out of jess he moans like a small grebe
ethANP2 3 : jess you small grebe
BlueOtterTwo : mel hears the grebe from the living room , then a crack . The Sub Slaves arm is broken she walks in inan urses uuniform

― Abbott, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Can someone please check that this thread is de-indexed / remove my name?

― nabisco, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link

These terms only appear in links pointing to this page: fisting

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link

lol [nabisco]

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Thanks, mod. I feel special being the second-ever recipient of the L-Jag replacement tool.

― nabisco, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco] lol

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco]

― stet, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

habisco

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:08 (sixteen years ago) link

HO -TM

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%5Bnabisco%5D+fisting&btnG=Google+Search

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link

[nab isco]

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:16 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco]

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:17 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco]

― gbx, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link

wau!

― gbx, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link

There was an error parsing the BBcode in your post:
Unknown BBcode tag: [nabisco]

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link

This is fucking brilliant.

― morningsaystoidleon, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:23 (sixteen years ago) link

isco], [nab

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco]

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i especially missed [him]

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

oops

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco] [nabisco]

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link

[.], [ban me]

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link

haahahahaha

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link

[ban me] otm

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link

is there anything sadder than me & curtis sitting within a couple blocks of each other both typing '[nabisco]' over & over at 10:30 on a wednesday night

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

banisco

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

[or doing it by hand]

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco] backwards is "A BABY HOOSTEEN"

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link

shit! the above isn't google proof - xpost

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link

is there anything sadder than me & curtis sitting within a couple blocks of each other both typing 'nabisco' over & over at 10:30 on a wednesday night
hahah ... oh wait, me coming up with regexes at 3am is

― stet, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm gonna stop now before I get banned

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link

or at least keep it to HTML Playground

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:HSBZloU3FZHVAM:http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3150737/2/istockphoto_3150737_letter_n.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:EQSMSpS4oSCp1M:http://www.threepennyreview.com/images/-gallery/78cover.gifhttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:FbFT-K-FvxVV2M:westonsigns.com/images/WSCL1_T_FIRE.jpg

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:7s7al0JQSho_EM:sites.queensboroughgroup.com/sandaig/images/letter%20s.gifhttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:9bq73riM1a8gRM:pbskids.org/sesame/coloring/images/u_ernie.gifhttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:lawzJeEzxjqAgM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/7527001_13e9cbc7ff.jpg

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.u-blog.net/semanteme/img/nits1974.jpghttp://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpghttp://www.maes.msu.edu/TwoBees.gif

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:43 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.vieirasbakery.com/images/leftbracket.gifhttp://www.nycstreetfairs.com/graphics/Nabisco.JPGhttp://www.vieirasbakery.com/images/rightbracket.gif

― am0n, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:43 (sixteen years ago) link

http://[ban me].[ban me]/[ban me].html

― am0n, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link

nabisco

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

guess what a hardman thinks when he sees you post ban me three times in a row

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link

guess who doesn't give a shit

― am0n, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link

here I'll make it easy fill in the blank

"I've wanted to do that for a _______ time"

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link

[nabisco]?

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

make sure it's permanent

thanks!

― am0n, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, I'll stop now

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link

working Hunter Age 3 into this was the masterstroke.

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link

hardman deleted my thread

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 18 October 2007 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link

is there anything sadder than me & curtis sitting within a couple blocks of each other both typing '[ban me]' over & over at 10:30 on a wednesday night

me reading this instead of doing work and actually thinking its funny

― max, Thursday, 18 October 2007 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link

*sigh*

― gbx, Thursday, 18 October 2007 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link

"I've wanted to do that for a _______ time"

I know the right answer but there are too many good wrong ones

― J0hn D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link

"I've wanted to do that for a _______ time"
Sexy?

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 18 October 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link

abortion time

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 18 October 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^ throw a party?

― gbx, Thursday, 18 October 2007 03:38 (sixteen years ago) link

i missed all the fun :(

― gershy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link

someone else revived it :(

― estela, Thursday, 18 October 2007 03:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I am sorry nab!sco. I feel partially responsible.

― Yerac, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Heave Ho got through on an ... all-caps loophole?

P.S. yes, I am thinking certain people kinda suck at free time.

― nabisco, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm doing some work at a theater a little north of the Halsted/Broadway iHop and find that a slice of whole-wheat pizza and some vitamin b-ish water at the Whole Foods hits the spot afterwards.

― Eazy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Aw fuck, that was meant for the Chicago thread.

― Eazy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― dan m, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 18 October 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link

[ban me]

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Just had to test it.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

The pic of the two bees made me gig.

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link

[Ban mí]

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Anyway, why such a privilege? Are some ILXors more equal than others? Can I ask for everytime someone writes "Tuomas is fake", it'll change into "I have a rosy anus"?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link

anus???

― Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:24 (sixteen years ago) link

ah-noos, maybe.

― Jordan Sargent, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

anusuh

― gershy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I have a better idea

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Tuomas is fake

― gershy, Thursday, 18 October 2007 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link


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