solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

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How would you go about fighting conspicuous consumerism, Ramz?

-- Eric H., Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:41 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i wouldn't!

-- Surmounter, Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 21:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

not very solitary

banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 21:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^one is definitely not gonna get laid after something like this

-- roxymuzak, Monday, June 23, 2008 11:00 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 June 2008 02:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

fer ref

The Reverend, Saturday, 28 June 2008 04:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

TITTWIS also nomad tribe run by a woman, also swept away by absence of queen

-- El Tomboto, Friday, June 27, 2008 5:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

scott seward, Saturday, 28 June 2008 05:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

that was me

Maria :D, Saturday, 28 June 2008 05:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

remote would let me ipod dj while taking a shit at a bar with my macbook still going

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, July 13, 2008 7:53 PM (2 hours ago)

DG, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

DG, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

yes.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

no, wait - NO!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

what was the context of that? the ILX context?

admrl, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

the man with his penis in a hoover hose

admrl, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wow, great to load up at my DESK, THX PEEPS >:|

Trayce, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol crutis

wilter, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

the man with his penis in a hoover hose

-- admrl, Sunday, July 13, 2008 8:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ should have tipped you off trayce

libcrypt, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hadnt scrolled right down ;_;

Trayce, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

u hate your jobanyways, don't you? print that and frame it. right next to where you keep your pens.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

Use Opera - open in background window, hover over tab for tiny preview of image. Saves my ass constantly!

Finefinemusic, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

there's a funny danny wang related thread over at djh right now.

-- jaime, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 05:25 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 07:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

i just reached for what i thought was a sharpie and it turned out to be a kazoo

-- gr8080, Friday, July 18, 2008 2:26 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link

-- HI DERE, Sunday, 13 July 2008 22:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

I think that's actually the Rang3 R0v3r lovin' tailpipe.jpg guy...

snoball, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

News Flash: Iran now has PHOTOSHOP capabilities!

libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

I stand by the 10-single run by Spoon that I posted upthread.

-- stephen, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:44 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 19 July 2008 21:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I loved that conversation.

Eric H., Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

insular circle jerk convo lookin boys

-- deej, Friday, July 25, 2008 7:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

has to be wall_o_ginas.jpg, surely

will, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

you should stop being a crabby bitch and watch some wire, it's really good.

-- goole, Friday, July 25, 2008 4:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dr Morbius, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

shhhh quiet deeznuts is about to speak

-- some dude, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:43 PM

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

C/D: douchebags who condemn the linguistic-conceptual porn behaviors of others because theyre passive-aggressive fuxxors

-- tough, Friday, 24 June 2005 02:39 (3 years ago) Link

dell, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

the important thing is to exercise our own swift, harsh judgement on shit we read about for two seconds on the internet

-- goole, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

it was called ching chong animals and its lost to the sands of the internets

-- sleep, Saturday, 2 August 2008 23:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

sounds like you need a book dude--or to talk to an actual banker, not an ilxor

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, August 2, 2008 6:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

fwiw i see any disagreement with my own opinions as trolling

-- latebloomer, Sunday, August 3, 2008 10:01 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

max, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

because if so i mean this in the best way possible: you are an interesting person

-- deeznuts, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:53 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 August 2008 06:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM

forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 August 2008 06:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

well that helped me procrastinate on wikipedia for 5 mins. thanks thread

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 4 August 2008 19:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

Funny if you've ever played Mario Party.

-- Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

there are a lot of gays

-- gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

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and hippies

-- Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

(ok thats two posts)

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

As a fan of New Radicals, you have me excited...to iTunes I go!

-- Tape Store, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 August 2008 11:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

Man am I glad I'm reading this instead of sleeping

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Abbott, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^lol me too

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

paranoid freakshow >> obtuse, lethal brat

― will, Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:08 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr Dorbius (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 September 2008 18:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

?

Meet the Feeble (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

where's the fucking nsfw this sucks

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

this thread is stupid

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

go ahead and quote that!

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

it's your loss, Morbs

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 9:38 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 September 2008 02:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fetchboy, Friday, 19 September 2008 03:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

s1ocki what wrong

crut (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 19 September 2008 06:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

XD :D 8^D imo

― you have been yellow carded by an actual referee (J0rdan S.), Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 September 2008 08:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

<3 <3 <3

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 September 2008 08:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

btw if this is rick astley i'm gonna be pissed but i probably also have it coming

― omar little, Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:44 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BODY PROP (nickalicious), Saturday, 27 September 2008 17:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

itt a butt

(_(__|

― cankles, Thursday, May 10, 2007 3:24 AM

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Saturday, 27 September 2008 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope thatt butt is why this thread is nsfw

Abbott, Saturday, 27 September 2008 23:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

there was this old, kinda hard-to-decipher graffiti in the dorm elevator, and i got all excited because i thought it said 'stop rockism.' Turns out it said 'stop racism.'

― Tape Store, Sunday, September 28, 2008 6:39 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Sunday, 28 September 2008 22:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

loooooooool

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 September 2008 22:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

deej, Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

good grief.

Ioannis is all "YAHHH TRICK YAHHH" (Ioannis), Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

Whoa. I'm going to save this for repasting in other contexts.

― (libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Thursday, October 9, 2008 1:37 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 9 October 2008 18:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wonder why I'm so emotionally repressed? Ah well, back to listening to the entire back catalogue of the Wedding Present.

― Alan T, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 14:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

i have absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute to this thread :(

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:37 (6 minutes ago) [IP: 66.61.114.124] Bookmark

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

That sort of humble honesty is most certainly NOT in the spirit of ILX

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

There was a whole thread for that? Why?

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Sunday, November 2, 2008 6:59 PM

z "R" s (Z S), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

I have loads of thoughts on the era but no overarching impression. [...]
― [nabisco], Tuesday, July 31, 2001 8:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

the salvia of a cockatrice (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Between cocksucking and 40-year-olds in Winnie the "Poo" (sic)pajamas you pseudo-intellectuals seem to have all the bases covered.

― FesterBesterTester (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 9 July 2006 09:24 (2 years ago)

The Vamps of '28 (unregistered), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

TOMBOT, Thursday, 13 November 2008 04:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

"Hilarious Only to Six-Year-Olds" strip is actually hilarious for all ages!

Z S on the internet (Z S), Thursday, 13 November 2008 04:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

bob costas vs mannix is the story of every thread under five posts in length

TOMBOT, Thursday, 13 November 2008 04:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

somebody needs to repeatedly cp "our funny depression" in the shitbin thread

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 13 November 2008 05:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

RIP my own harshest critic, martyr of nu-code

TOMBOT, Thursday, 13 November 2008 05:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

nb I smoke a lot of weed

― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Friday, November 14, 2008 1:23 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 14 November 2008 02:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

that's just ILM

TOMBOT, Friday, 14 November 2008 03:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

are you tom the dancing bug?

o_O (ken c), Friday, 14 November 2008 10:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

Gabbneb, your posts are not relevant here.

― ian, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 17:08 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

yes, but i learned from the master:

ian, your posts are not relevant here

― gabbneb, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 5:58 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

ian, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

i hope you feel better now, ian

gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

ian, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

i am not to blame for your problems

gabbneb, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

the ilx apartments are based on the shelter i work at

they are terrible

the beds are practically cots

― Kaykaybluestar1 (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 30, 2008 1:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ɔɐuɐɯlV uɯnʇnV (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 30 November 2008 02:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

I shouted at LJ on Saturday night for using the phrase 'LBZC' in real world conversation.

― Matt DC, Monday, 28 July 2008 15:13 (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

Ah, I remember that night. Happy times. I haven't shouted at someone like that since the time a friend stole a traffic cone and bought it to my 27th birthday party.

Matt DC, Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

27th?!!

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yes I was mostly going "wtf are you doing, we are not students any more!" Except with LJ I was more "wtf are you doing, we are not on the internet now!"

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 December 2008 00:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

I feel like it would totally make sense for nerds to like Cake, but, empirically, do they?

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, December 15, 2008 8:18 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

caek, Monday, 15 December 2008 23:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

I don't even know who's being ironic around here any more.

― ^likes fat girls (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, December 18, 2008 12:55 PM

Z S, Thursday, 18 December 2008 18:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

all in the username

country matters, Thursday, 18 December 2008 18:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah i know it's typical ilm english major overreading bullshit but i'm just trying to tease out why the song appeals to me and thats what i pulled out of my ass

sorry if it stinks

― BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, December 31, 2008 3:21 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 03:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

was this really necessary

― s1ocki, Thursday, January 8, 2009 6:32 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ǝɟıl h pǝʇɹǝʌuı (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 19:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

my president is black, my skyhawk's blue (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 22 January 2009 06:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

LOL I wonder what the drink was.

Trayce, Thursday, 22 January 2009 07:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

HOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL

my president is black, my skyhawk's blue (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Lycosade?

Jarlrmai, Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

*shakes head at middle class wide boys*

― Bondzilla vs Mechaholmes (blueski), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 15:25 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 15:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

I already know I'm a shut-in dork and I'm not sweating about it.

― The Reverend, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 3:50 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Wait so it's not just "I hate taxes and like weed" anymore, it's something even stupider?

― Oilyrags, Thursday, February 26, 2009 2:59 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that old joe diffie classic (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

not a solitary post but still

all kinds of challops in this thread

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:21 AM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or more accurately, two or three kinds of challops repeated over and over

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:21 AM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 5 March 2009 14:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm not trying to be an earnest cult studies 101 student i'm trying to point out that this thread makes us all look like dicks.

― horses that are on fire (c sharp major), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:36 AM (2 hours ago

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 19:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

ILE punters defending "adequate" shockah.

― Leopold Boom! (noodle vague), Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:13 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

...

ILE punter in 'bitterly hating something he doesn't really care about' SHOCKAH.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:16 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

ian, Monday, 6 April 2009 04:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

hey do you guys remember when l0u1s jagg3r referred to his balls as figgy puddings

― I DIED (deeznuts) (J0rdan S.), Sunday, April 5, 2009 11:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ska croupier▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

THIS IS LIKE IF WE WERE IN A BAR AND SOMEONE POOPED ON THE FLOOR AND I WAS LIKE "LET'S GO TO A NEW BAR" SO YOU PICKED UP THE POOP AND BROUGHT IT WITH US AND SMEARED IT ALL OVER EVERYONE

― nabisco, Friday, November 30, 2007 9:58 AM Bookmark

tuppancewear party (The Reverend), Monday, 6 April 2009 06:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

dude I am fucking impervious to advertising, infinitely cynical about the use of the moving image in marketing, thoroughly repelled by the rise of the plasma-screen advert board (television! everywhere! on the tube! in the streets! look at our products! they move! they are colourful! buy! buy! buy!) but

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 14:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

I lost my confidence today because I feel fat

― people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 17:44 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

Local Gouda (country matters), Monday, 25 May 2009 17:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

that might summarize the spirit of more than half the world

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 17:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

'innocent habit that cuts intimacy in half' reads that headline from january

what IS that habit, can anyone tell me? looks interesting!

piscesx, Monday, 25 May 2009 19:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

ILX?

wear a latex or you might be getting that late text (stevie), Monday, 25 May 2009 21:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

there's nothing innocent about ILX...

snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

Congrats on being a complete asshole. I hope someone shoves your phone down your fucking throat.

― homage is parody gone sour (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:22 (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

wow what the hell is that from

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

The Star Trek thread.

Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

hahhaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

oops

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I am glad I can still come back to ILX bcz when I saw this trailer for the first five times all I could think about was how much you folks must be eviscerating it, and how much I was missing out

― El Tomboto, Saturday, June 13, 2009 4:00 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

shhhh quiet deeznuts is about to speak

-- some dude, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:43 PM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 June 2009 03:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

i still think of that once every few days

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 June 2009 03:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol I don't think I saw that one

ringtony ringtoni ringtone (The Reverend), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

do you actually get quiet when you think it

lesbian book store (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 15 June 2009 05:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef

mark cl, Monday, 15 June 2009 14:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

yes, that something awful tard represents us all

― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:35 (2 minutes ago)

do not read if you meatus (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 04:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

do you actually get quiet when you think it

― lesbian book store (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, June 15, 2009 5:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

usually it comes up in my mind when i'm already trying to be quiet but then i have to stifle a laugh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 04:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

just hangin out, meditatin, thinking of deeznuts.

ian, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 04:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

gettin durnk tonight, thinkin of gettin gabbneb tattoos

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 05:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

ilxor gets tattoo, falls asleep, wakes up with faceful of 'neb

Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 05:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

I noticed that after I posted and didn't care enough to correct myself because I mistakenly assumed no one would be pedantic enough to bring it up.

― 4 Out of 5 Dentists (The Reverend), Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:35 PM Bookmark

s4rgent boy tell em (The Reverend), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

haha

swag serf (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

i enjoy this thread even tho i have no idea wtf you are talking about and thank my lucky stars i never got into this bs

― goole, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:24 PM (17 minutes ago)

special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 16:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

nice

mark cl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 16:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol

goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 17:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

I can't find anything other than other chatboards.

Whoa, what do I mean, "other" hem hem...

― Mark G, Wednesday, June 24, 2009 12:46 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

StanM, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 10:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

you realize you a belaboring a pretty specious argument to the point where you starting to look like a real weirdo?

― i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 4:30 PM (27 seconds ago)

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

guys i think we can answer the nature vs. nurture question once and for all in the 5 days before this poll closes

― some dude, Wednesday, July 1, 2009 11:32 AM (2 hours ago)

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 21:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

This is not worksafe because of the anemone or mushroom or whatever that looks phallic?

bamcquern, Thursday, 2 July 2009 02:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

no, that's not how you do it, suggest ban

― a poppy seed NAGL (J0rdan S.), Sunday, July 5, 2009 8:41 PM Bookmark

the stick stickly from the hilarious 'attack attack' band (The Reverend), Monday, 6 July 2009 03:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

only two emoticons from surmounter in this thread-- v disappointing

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, May 13, 2008 9:21 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

love/cank (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

Tuomas really makes this thread! It is a delight.

― Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 20 April 2009 02:42 (2 months ago)

<3 that one finnish dude

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Friday, 10 July 2009 13:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

what a great thread that address some immediate concerns of mine

― max, Thursday, August 21, 2008 2:43 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark

sugg life (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 11 July 2009 06:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

i kind of hate you

― pipecock, Monday, July 13, 2009 4:42 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That's a compliment coming from a douchebag like you.

― Bill Magill, Monday, July 13, 2009 5:05 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not solitary but pretty fkn epic

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

Fucked if I'm spending 15 quid on pay per view and it's all over in 2 posts.

Sub-Custosian by Design (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 July 2009 15:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

its ilx, we make a big deal out of everything

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 11:14 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 10:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

Some of them walked by me in my car with their angst-filled faces, puffing on cigarettes, looking like they need a good spanking. Why does God make the most alluring things be forbidden?
*shakes fist at morality/laws*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, March 27, 2003 3:46 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

∑(∂u∂e) (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

does oops still post here?

▌_o_____________ ▌ (pongo paddleton) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

Granny Dainger is oops

suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

*shakes fist at thread*

― velko, Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:25 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

So good, I first thought it was a verbatim quote

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

better than "teen danger"

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

hahahahaha

thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

from the liveblog rap album review thread

you stopped

― king kongro (J0rdan S.), Thursday, July 16, 2009 9:51 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i live w/ my parents, sorry

― did i ever tell you you're my gyro? (Tape Store), Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:19 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

here i go again

― did i ever tell you you're my gyro? (Tape Store), Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:19 PM (30 minutes ago)

the weinest of display names groanly (k3vin k.), Friday, 17 July 2009 02:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

more appropriate for ILX quoted out of context tbh

king kongro (J0rdan S.), Friday, 17 July 2009 02:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

i guess it's important for us to still shit our pants every time a black person namedrops an indie rock band, though.

― soulja boy antebellum (some dude), Sunday, July 26, 2009 4:06 AM (3 days ago)

Matt DC, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 08:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

what thread!

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 08:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

maxwell

boys with sitars (The Reverend), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 08:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

i lol just thinking of that jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, June 24, 2009 3:28 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

weingar management (some dude), Thursday, 30 July 2009 14:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

I realize that this is not normal behavior.

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

W i l l, Thursday, 30 July 2009 15:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

lurkers and new posters, find a better thread than this one imo

― wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Friday, July 31, 2009 10:00 AM

Four-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! (HI DERE), Friday, 31 July 2009 14:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

am I right that this thread is basically a buncha guys who've never really had italian food vs. a buncha guys who've never really had mexican food

― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Monday, August 3, 2009 12:42 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

ty, ty

the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

utterly masterful imo

BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 August 2009 01:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

what a disappointing "penis" that was

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Saturday, August 8, 2009 3:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 8 August 2009 15:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

Ha, these results. ILX: cocky and underconfident.

― chillbigail ate a chill banana (Abbott), Monday, August 10, 2009 7:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 02:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

uh, i dunno I thought I was making a meta joke, but I can't remember what it was

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Monday, August 17, 2009 9:08 PM (1 hour ago)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 17 August 2009 22:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

sometimes feigning ignorance is more fun.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 10:55 (5 minutes ago)

you! me! posting! (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

what do yall niggas think of siddhartha

― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Sunday, August 23, 2009 1:37 AM (8 minutes ago)

mookieproof, Sunday, 23 August 2009 05:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

*sigh*

This thread is not at all what I wanted it to grow up to be. Such is life, I guess.

― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), dinsdag 8 september 2009 15:19 (12 seconds ago) Bookmark

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

Ex.1: It's been five years and I still have nothing nice to say.
Ex.2: She really did have "a luscious ass".
Ex.3: She is/was quite sweet and I treated her pretty badly. Twice.
Ex.4: Too soon.

― CEO OF MY LYFE (Upt0eleven), Monday, September 14, 2009 5:43 AM

jergins, Monday, 14 September 2009 16:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

where is that from?

And I find myself shouting... BHOOT!!! BHOOT!!! (tehresa), Monday, 14 September 2009 16:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

didn't think it was possible to be that polite while comparing someone to a retard

― cee-u-en-tee (some dude), Thursday, September 17, 2009 2:04 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

umaad wasif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 17 September 2009 18:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

how did this go from referencing the Third Man to Crass? what am I missing?
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 19 June 2004 05:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

But maybe that's just me.. yay internet. I have an opinion.

― billstevejim, Sunday, September 27, 2009 2:49 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

guccislamic deejihad (some dude), Sunday, 27 September 2009 17:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

I just saw one today on the underwear thread that said:

I quit ilx.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 17:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

I can't do this right now.

It's getting me too excited and am off to bed for a wank to calm down

― Fer Ark, Thursday, 1 October 2009 23:56 (Yesterday) Permalink

Unisom beeitchs. (Matt P), Friday, 2 October 2009 00:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

Voted for The Blueprint, but it was pretty half-hearted.

― slagterm, Sunday, October 4, 2009 2:10 PM (1 minute ago)

the rap battle of algiernod (k3vin k.), Sunday, 4 October 2009 18:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

Do I start "solitary polls that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILM" thread y/n?

SBana Ng (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 October 2009 18:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

poll it dude

kell surprise (country matters), Sunday, 4 October 2009 19:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

dude talks baout a shit screen name like ppl on the saddle creek board talk about arcade fire tbh

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, October 4, 2009 8:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 October 2009 20:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

cannot unpack that one

bnw, Sunday, 4 October 2009 21:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

it hinges on the 'like'

Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 October 2009 21:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

I just used the word "aspie" on ILM. I am going to to boil my head.

― I'm a hot lady in my bedroom and I need a Lindstrøm (Masonic Boom), Friday, October 2, 2009 9:19 AM Bookmark

hood acumen (The Reverend), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

It's kinda hard to believe anyone getting so angry over Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Arrested Development.

― Tuomas, Thursday, October 8, 2009 3:42 PM

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 19:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

I saw some neighbors watching The Wire one day and it made me want to knock on the door and immediately befriend them.

― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, October 12, 2009 12:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 15:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

Ned's comment: inevitable.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, May 21, 2003 11:56 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looking for comedy in the mustache girl (some dude), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 16:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

I don't hate fun, I just don't understand it.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, October 13, 2009 6:20 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eazy e street band (c sharp major), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 18:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

Why?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, October 13, 2009 2:08 PM (17 minutes ago)

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 18:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

i thought it was kind of dumb that you got banned but i dont complain about anything anymore cuz u know internets

― Bobby Wo (max), Friday, October 16, 2009 9:13 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

australia.baby.train.escape (some dude), Saturday, 17 October 2009 01:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

too right, but my pedantry will not be denied it's place in the public forum

― The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Wednesday, November 4, 2009 1:10 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah i was going to post on the ILM thread about this album but it's full of boring naysayers

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Friday, November 6, 2009 7:35 PM (

irmão tuomas (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 November 2009 00:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

Hi, UK posters? This is the official representative of the US posters. We know fuckall about your charts so don't get mad if we call wildly popular bands on your side of the pond "one-hit wonders", okay? All right, I'm outie.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 February 2004 00:36 (5 years ago) Bookmark

Don't Dream It, SB It (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 November 2009 14:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

its a pretty joyful blog imo

― SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, November 18, 2009 11:56 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

you are missing the crucial 'or whatever'

― thomp, Thursday, November 26, 2009 12:59 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

unban everyone tbh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 26 November 2009 18:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

All of our mutual friends are scenesters.

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:58 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark

Puddle of Thudd (acoleuthic), Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

why does every thread have to mutate into some jerk off bullshit a bunch of wanna be academics?

― Tynan DeLong (TynanTynan!), Tuesday, December 20, 2005 7:25 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

angels we have heard while high (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

Ha, that reminds me of this classic thread:
That's it! The only ism I want to come out of your mouths is jism. Overacademic Bullshit Must Die.

Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

also [name] i have the sneaking suspicion that you dont really care that much about this but are kind of bored, no offense

― bearinthebumpercaremoticon.jpg (jjjusten), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 11:54 AM (1 hour ago)

sarahel, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

I would just like to say I have learned nothing from this thread

― strange asses outside liquor stores (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 5:00 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there but for the grace of mod go i (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 22:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

hey i'm not a rock critic! i'm something even worse!

― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 2:49 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

radric in manehattan (some dude), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 00:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

LOLLL

Matt P, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 00:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

... i guess it's more that i think worrying about the moral tension created by trying to shoehorn "individual artistic expression" into a socialist utopia or w/e isn't sufficiently problematic to outweigh other, more quotidian moral conundrums. like, you know, tipping, or masturbation in the presence of an infant.

...

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 3:11 PM (2 minutes ago)

sarahel, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

some blogger tries to predict pithfork top 10 albums

http://popheadwound.blogspot.com/2009/12/pitchfork-predictions.html

― djmartian, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 6:42 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't be radriculous (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 03:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

haaaa

jabba hands, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 03:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

pithfork

sarahel, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 03:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

it's like we learned nothing from carlos the dwarf.

― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 1:27 PM (3 hours ago)

Cage, Trintignant, Sheen (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 21:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

I read this whole thread! I don't think I feel inspired to listen to anything though

― ian, Thursday, 24 December 2009 05:14 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

uttery cuntery (acoleuthic), Thursday, 24 December 2009 05:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

A+

sarahel, Thursday, 24 December 2009 05:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

holiday blues amirite

ian, Thursday, 24 December 2009 05:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

pithfork

― sarahel, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:16 PM Bookmark

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 December 2009 06:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

lithp?

Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Thursday, 24 December 2009 10:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

Someone probably makes the same point upthread (I've just skimmed), but I've never totally understood the desire to break the Beatles into their constituent parts for the purposes of x-was-so-much-better-than-y. I'm being a hypocrite, because I've done the same thing myself: recently, on another site, I kept score of my favorite-Beatles-song-per-album according to songwriter. [...]

― clemenza, Sunday, December 27, 2009 8:24 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

caek, Sunday, 27 December 2009 20:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

haa

autogoon collective (The Reverend), Sunday, 27 December 2009 21:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

A+

Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Monday, 28 December 2009 00:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

works on so many levels

caek, Monday, 28 December 2009 00:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

i am so exhausted from hating these ppl all day

― dome plow (gbx), Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:59 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

hoos rotorvator (acoleuthic), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

LOL!

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~FINALLY - 2009 ILX Albums 'n' Trax Poll voting thread ahoy~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (noms due Jan 22)

please change the word "noms" to "ballots"

thanking u

― musically, Tuesday, January 12, 2010 7:40 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

touch me i'm acoleuthic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 00:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

using punctuation makes it seem like u care--and then u are up for mockery

― max, Monday, January 18, 2010 6:20 PM (9 minutes ago)

sarahel, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 02:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol can't believe you all had a 2 day running argt about whether working hard and being nice is a good or bad thing

― goole, Monday, January 25, 2010 10:19 AM (1 hour ago)

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 25 January 2010 19:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

A++, gold star

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 00:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

what thread was that from?

sarahel, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

conan v leno thread. morbs doesnt like how conan is selling lies to the american public

not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

from Billboard New Entries 8/01 on ILM:

i once willingly listened to uncle kracker
― waka shame (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:53 AM (5 minutes ago)

if I don't see more dissent, I'm going to have to check myself in (Matos W.K.), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 09:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

my album of the year already, and i haven't heard a note

― kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 12:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

won't you be my GAPDY / come and make it rain down on NME (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

sometimes it seems like everyone on ilx is perpetually at home resting after having their appendix taken out

― harry s tfuman (and what), Saturday, February 21, 2009 8:16 PM (11 months ago)

max ipad (k3vin k.), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

# pls remove st04rmfr0nt link from vamp weekend thread [Started by call all destroyer in January 2010, last updated 1 minute ago on Moderator Request Forum]

bnw, Friday, 29 January 2010 19:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Friday, 29 January 2010 20:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

is it (nabisco)

― plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, January 30, 2010 11:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 January 2010 23:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

my gf is trying to get me to have kids and i'm seriously thinking my official stance should be "the world doesn't need any more white people"

― ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, January 29, 2010 5:46 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dean GAPDY (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 31 January 2010 14:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

wait are we really posting photos of preteen taylor swift now?

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 6:59 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

Am I gonna regret bookmarking this thread?

― sarahel, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 7:31 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

amazing how you can assign completely nonsensical motives even to people that like the same things as you

― some dude, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 9:25 PM (5 minutes ago)

sarahel, Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

lolotm

Möbius dick (╓abies), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

just sb'd all of you tbh

― samosa gibreel, Thursday, February 4, 2010 11:12 AM (5 hours ago)

President Danny Glover (Millsner), Thursday, 4 February 2010 21:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

The best version of Raw Power was recorded by me in 1990 onto a TDK cassette with the levels a little too loud. For optimum audio performance, this recording should be played on one of those big yellow "sports" walkmans and heard through headphones held together with duct tape. Audiophiles are advised to wear an oversized army surplus jacket and a bad haircut while nervously smoking cigarettes outside the library of a small liberal arts college.

― Brio, Tuesday, February 2, 2010

maybe i don't know the place well, but i'm keepin' it posi, sue me

men lie, women lie, hips don't (zvookster), Friday, 5 February 2010 06:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

The results should be revealed much faster.. I hate all of your opinions.

― billstevejim, Monday, February 8, 2010 1:49 PM (1 minute ago)

sarahel, Monday, 8 February 2010 21:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

I thought about blogging about every album on my pc that has yet been uplayed but fuck off could I actually be arsed to listen to all 40+ days of it. I just wanted to know what great shit I was missing out on and what severely needs deleting. Instead I just listened to The-Dream over and over.

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 7:27 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 13:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

their weekend guy, foster kamer, is the worst writer on the whole internet

― V-E-R-Y (history mayne), Monday, February 15, 2010 1:40 PM (42 minutes ago)

he should post here

― velko, Monday, February 15, 2010 1:41 PM (41 minutes ago)

sarahel, Monday, 15 February 2010 22:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

that's not solitary!

this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

lawyer

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

the post that started this thread wasn't very solitary either - still keeping with the spirit, if not the letter.

sarahel, Monday, 15 February 2010 22:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

not very solitary

― banriquit, Thursday, June 26, 2008 5:55 PM (1 year ago)

a man after my own <3

this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

you could say its a solitary post where context is key

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

c'mon this is one of my favorite threads, let's not fuck it up with meta-bitching, please!

sarahel, Monday, 15 February 2010 22:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol ur sposed to quote someone else

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

c'mon this is one of my favorite threads, let's not fuck it up with meta-bitching, please!

― sarahel, Monday, February 15, 2010 2:37 PM (14 minutes ago)

richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 15 February 2010 22:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

I do kinda like the station itself, but I kinda want to set up a "Fuck BBC 6Music" Facebook group in reaction to every single one of my friends joining the "Save BBC 6Music" group.

― James Mitchell, Friday, 26 February 2010 09:35 (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I miss Edith Bowman's great music taste she played rock and indie (DJ Mencap), Friday, 26 February 2010 10:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

& it would be a good forum to make light of his suicide, if he wanted to do such a thing

― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Friday, February 26, 2010 9:34 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Saturday, 27 February 2010 02:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

yep, shark jumped and then set on fire. pls start poll now.

― Ballistic, Sunday, 28 February 2010 17:50 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

sockitary posts

velko, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

lord, thank you for this opportunity to troll anonymously

― noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, March 2, 2010 6:44 AM Bookmark

cloaca darkness (The Reverend), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

i feel that .gif so deep in my heart

― HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, March 4, 2010 5:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^ This happens to be quite a lot tbh.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 6 March 2010 13:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

not seeing this in 3d is like being offered a blowjob and going "ehhh the hand is fine"

― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Saturday, March 6, 2010 10:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'm not sure that one applies

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah, that's more an excelsior than a solitary post that effortlessly summarizes the spirit of ILX

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

i think ballistic is pretending to be new at this, so let's let this one go

caek, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

not pretending to be new, never actually participated in my previous incarnation. Swing and a miss, Ballistic!

Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

goin' ballistic

ice cr?m, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://www.advertisertalk.com/images/farm4.static.flickr.com/3463/3271937335_414b361b51_d.jpg

― goole, Thursday, March 11, 2010 12:37 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

ur-ilx

ice cr?m, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol who is that

Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

its all of us... all of us

ice cr?m, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

i thought gucci mane was black

nakhchivan, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

am guessing this isn't the same Big Cat that released Pavement's Slanted & Enchanted in the UK?

ade or nabisco - i get em confused (stevie), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

lollllll

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

super smash brother (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

actually i don't know why i'm posting here; i don't really give a shit.

― by another name (amateurist), Friday, March 12, 2010 1:11 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

^this one was obv a no brainer

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol had no idea thats what big cat's label head looked like. i heard he wants to get plastic surgery so he can look like gucci

n00b jack city (deej), Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

...that's not what he looks like.

zvookster, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 01:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

that's actually the label head of the Big Cat that released Slanted & Enchanted and 101 Damnations

parm goin' ham (sic), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 01:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

suzy knew someone

― And guess what? I think Pitchfork is going to give it a BM. (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, March 22, 2010 5:14 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2010 22:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

ksh says it first; I merely check the thread every hour or so, and then copy his posts and put a comment underneath them saying I completely agree and don't have much else to add, and that's that.

ksh OTM, btw.

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 6:01 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Thursday, 25 March 2010 00:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

hold steady cover has been growing on me, over the course of the last 5 mins

― funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 15, 2010 7:02 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A. Whiney Drown (some dude), Monday, 29 March 2010 16:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

Very few women even ventured into this discussion. Wish Ke$ha was here.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, March 29, 2010 7:14 PM (36 minutes ago)

harbl, Monday, 29 March 2010 23:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

ilm doesn't have the energy for a long dumb political debate anymore. don't worry about it. threads don't get derailed anymore. they just start out dumb.

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

dude just laid it down

acoleuthic, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

I Love Too Much Dumb

kenan, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

an fb post but nonetheless

Ian:
lous i think you're taking this much more seriously than i am!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

tbh my comeback to that was pretty good iirc

acoleuthic, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

L'Age D'Or (DO YOU SEE?!?!?!)
― acoleuthic, Saturday, April 3, 2010 7:40 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

queen frostine (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

an old one:

i am ashamed to have participated in this thread, really and will be quitting ilx soon.

― artdamages (artdamages), Tuesday, August 17, 2004 3:43 PM (5 years ago)

ksh, Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

v nice, A+

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol thanks big hoos for not posting the rest of that facebook thread.

ian, Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

dear God, what have I done

― Mr. Que, Monday, April 5, 2010 4:24 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

After starting this thread: Red Poop

StanM, Monday, 5 April 2010 10:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

Ok I've ruined this board enough for one weekend.

― kenan, Monday, 5 April 2010 07:06

one of the jones boys (sic), Monday, 5 April 2010 12:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

u hilarious, amazing nerds

― max, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 12:01 PM (11 hours ago)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

Perfect.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 10:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

Or maybe it was just meant as a joke, and all my puzzlement is the punch line.

― clemenza, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a rhetorical style that implies an unwritten "now taste my ass" (stevie), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 08:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah i was gonna get started on a post for this thread and i then i thought, no

― la senora (surm), Friday, April 23, 2010 10:46 AM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I went to your blog and I didn't feel anything (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

i've only read the past maybe half page and have no idea what this thread is even about, but KIU anyway guys!

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 9:52 AM

ksh, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 20:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

i don't get why viking needs to be an established turn of phrase or a use of language on ralph's part that completely holds water

― A B C, Friday, April 30, 2010 12:55 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
fuck my whole soul though

― A B C, Friday, April 30, 2010 12:55 AM (16 minutes ago)

brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Friday, 30 April 2010 05:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol at last 3

ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 April 2010 06:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

this one is obv board material status:

sorry i trolled your challop

― da croupier, Sunday, May 2, 2010 10:48 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 03:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

er, board description material**

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 03:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

I came here to ask/complain about something and then learned I already asked/complained about it in October of 08. Suddenly I feel like my life should be progressing more.

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 7:27 PM (Yesterday)

sveltko (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

ha

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

that's actually not a truth bomb and it would be better placed in the "posts that effortlessly summarize ilx" thread

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 7:56 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark

iatee, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

showing our bud ksh where the thread is

sveltko (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

If the anemone that I posted upthread was what made this thread NSFW you can take that big red flag off it now, the link's dead.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

You'd be better off reading a book.

― lol dope (Tape Store), Tuesday, May 25, 2010 10:19 PM (42 seconds ago)

plax (ico), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

that's actually not a truth bomb and it would be better placed in the "posts that effortlessly summarize ilx" thread

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 7:56 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark

― iatee, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:54 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tbh this isn't actually a post that effortlessly summarizes ilx and would be better placed in the "truth bombs" thread

dud rock (crüt), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

^very much in character

|8 l) u_u (bnw), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

i will throw some horns alone in my kitchen

― harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 00:59 (1 minute ago)

some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 May 2010 00:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

do i go get 3 hrs sleep or do i stay up and master the intro to sweet child o mine

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, May 28, 2010 12:53 AM (31 minutes ago)

ksh, Friday, 28 May 2010 05:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

not sure you understand this thread

J0rdan S., Friday, 28 May 2010 05:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

be nice

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Friday, 28 May 2010 05:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

not sure you understand this thread

― J0rdan S., Friday, 28 May 2010 05:26 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

i'm gonna go and talk to some food about this (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 28 May 2010 08:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

be nice

― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Friday, 28 May 2010 05:33 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

i'm gonna go and talk to some food about this (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 28 May 2010 08:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

i was trying to make some kinda jethro tull gagalung joke then i was all wtf am i doing w.my life

― m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 May 2010 23:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

taqsim for Gaffney (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 May 2010 08:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

(hope no-one minded me taking a step back from the seventh circle of meta OK)

taqsim for Gaffney (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 May 2010 08:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

If possible, I'd like to make a change to my list. Change out the Astatqe album Inspiration Information Vol 3 for the Britney Spears track "Heaven on Earth."

― MumblestheRevelator, Friday, May 28, 2010 5:41 PM

bug holocaust (sleeve), Saturday, 29 May 2010 02:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

All I wanted was to be left alone to read but the lady made me go outside and "play in the snow" with her kids, who used that time to pelt me with snowballs.

― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Thursday, June 10, 2010 3:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

akontenderizer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

A++++, Whiney

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

this one is obv board material status:

sorry i trolled your challop

― da croupier, Sunday, May 2, 2010 10:48 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark

― J0rdan S., Sunday, May 2, 2010 11:49 PM Bookmark

Clearly, the term for this should be "trollop"

hills like white people (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

guys i don't disagree at all but he was 19 and had a public forum and said some dumb bullshit (which is utterly non-shocking except i guess the content of the bullshit)--not sure why a pile-on is needed.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, June 22, 2010 1:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Black Keys - white boys can still throw down (crüt), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 21:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

people who don't like you as you are can eat a bag of spotted dick

yeah this is all well and good but what if you are actually a bit of an asshole and don't realise it? i deal with this question daily

― jo jo zeppelin (electricsound), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:45 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Ouch x100. Also truthbombs? maybe.

Cornish Kraffthwyrken (Masonic Boom), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

wait Masonic Boom is back?? hi Masonic Boom!!!!

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

I've been back for months. Where have you been? ;-)

Just hiding on dance music threads....

Cornish Kraffthwyrken (Masonic Boom), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

ha!! didn't know, I never go to the dance music threads

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 25 June 2010 14:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

No power on earth could induce me to drink the coffee at my place of employment.

― Aimless, Thursday, 3 June 2010 18:35 (3 weeks ago)

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 25 June 2010 14:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

I know it's old but it popped into my head while I was making a cuppa tea in my workplace and thinking - just HOW bad is the coffee at Aimless's place of employment?

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 25 June 2010 14:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

wait are you talking about robert byrd or soccer

― iatee, 28 June 2010 15:53 (5 minutes ago)

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 15:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

that reminds me of when I was a kid and the ice cream lady came by and when I went to get ice cream from her she said she used to live in my house o_O

― forkshighway (The Reverend), Friday, July 31, 2009 12:47 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Vuvuzola Jesus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

ha do you see how seriously they are taking this internet thing

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, June 27, 2008 6:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Davey Mo Coulier (some dude), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

all i remember about him is that he is fat and likes robyn

― exit through the (Tape Store), Monday, July 12, 2010 3:48 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

loooooooooool

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is gonna rule who cares what a bunch of writer nerds say

― max, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 5:53 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark

orakle-krake (Gukbe), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha what thread

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

"all of them"

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

the thread... ABOUT BANGING YOUR MOM

max, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

ew

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

Writer Nerds United Against Banging Your Mom

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

that's not what i heard

plax (ico), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 08:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

writing a train on yr mom

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 12:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

Friday, July 30, 2010 8:45 AM I Love Music Message edited to :

He isn't saying it does! This is exasperating...

sarahel, Friday, 30 July 2010 18:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

i've been consciously avoiding whatever the fuck this is

― (B.A.N.) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:15 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

heterosexist matrix of desire (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 August 2010 12:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

i hate you all for making me LOL, i just missed two gucci mane punchlines and had to rewind

― plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 4:54 PM

markers, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

Can I post a 4-post run?

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

we have too many threads on to many boards here.

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:44 (17 minutes ago)

also fuck you everybody who found this before i did.

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:45 (17 minutes ago)

fuck you too

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:00 (1 minute ago)

fair enough.

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:00 (1 minute ago)

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

We have all found time to get involved in an ILX discussion that is neither enlightening nor going anywhere. That seems like a reasonable criterion for "not grown up yet".

― seandalai, Wednesday, August 18, 2010 2:31 PM

The Redd, The Blecch & Other Things (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 18:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

are we about to get in a heated debate about the merits of an album that's almost five years old czu that just might be entertaining

― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, August 19, 2010 6:43 PM Bookmark

welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Friday, 20 August 2010 01:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

no one here is taking [insert noun]* seriously except as something to bullshit about on the internet

― max, Friday, August 20, 2010 2:49 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

*my controversial non-mod edit

? (dyao), Friday, 20 August 2010 06:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

the penis made me cry

― lord goo goo (latebloomer), Monday, August 23, 2010 9:40 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

goole, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 03:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Can I post a 4-post run?

BTW: no

BIG HII'M aka the teendriver (crüt), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 03:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

not going to defend whoever you're talking about ("the internet" apparently), but caring about subjective aesthetics does not necessarily indicate "autistic spectrum disorders".

― caek, Thursday, September 2, 2010 11:28 AM

Millsner, Thursday, 2 September 2010 15:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

seems like general undirected resentment at basically everyone

― max, Thursday, 2 September 2010 20:21 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Thursday, 2 September 2010 19:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

i have no idea why i started this

― real s1ock (s1ocki), Thursday, September 2, 2010 11:05 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

"bubbling" pictures for mormon approved j0hn (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 September 2010 04:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

existence needs a hide polls option that we can turn on for as long as we need to

― markers, Friday, 3 September 2010 14:38 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Friday, 3 September 2010 14:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

the penis made me cry

amazing.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 September 2010 20:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's a hilariously out of context quote, but if it effortlessly summarizes the spirit of ILX, then I guess I have been reading a different board all this time

richie aprile (rockapads), Friday, 3 September 2010 20:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

-ly

richie aprile (rockapads), Friday, 3 September 2010 20:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol my argument is getting v murky right now but taylor's lyrics still suck

― christopher dullan (Tape Store), Monday, September 13, 2010 8:43 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

a cankle of rads (Gukbe), Monday, 13 September 2010 19:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think I gotta give this to Beiber, tbh

*unzips pants*

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, September 13, 2010 8:39 AM (3 hours ago)

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 September 2010 19:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

hunter_age3.jpg

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 13 September 2010 23:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh no, someone's "trying too hard"! let's form judgements about them!

― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, September 14, 2010 9:17 AM (3 hours ago)

sarahel, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 19:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think the basic disagreement here is whether the good food made the Titanic a decent voyage.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 23, 2010 1:38 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

# Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread) [Started by the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten) in September 2010, last updated 4 minutes ago by he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0) on I Love Everything] 206 new answers

# Innocuous things that make you irrationally happy (a list thread) [Started by officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te) in September 2010, last updated 3 minutes ago by VegemiteGrrrl on I Love Everything] 36 new answers

dociah t. azzahole (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 September 2010 18:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 September 2010 18:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol that's great

officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Friday, 1 October 2010 12:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

A++, ilxor. actual irl lols

― markers, Thursday, October 14, 2010 9:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ILM in a nutshell

― GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Thursday, October 14, 2010 9:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fucking horrific

― Mr. Que, Thursday, October 14, 2010 9:39 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

da poupier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 October 2010 17:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

i liek wayne's distorted autotune puke on the prechorus or whatever

― drive this seven inch cheese steak through my philadelphia heart (diamonddave85)

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

haa

straight outta furnace (The Reverend), Monday, 18 October 2010 07:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

ILX used to have better trolls. Fact.

― Aimless, Tuesday, October 19, 2010 1:49 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 01:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

aimless!!!

some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 04:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

eek, I accidentally clicked on the profile of the girl who assaulted me a little over a week ago (the one that strapped me down with cable ties at a bar (it wasn't funny and I didn't deserve it). My therapist said that it's perfectly normal for anyone to feel assaulted after that incident. I will now cease to discuss this any further))

leaving names out to avoid pile-on but this is a thing of beauty

boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 12:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

i guessed wrong, but that's a pip

ENRRQ (history mayne), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 12:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

if you thought that was me I'm severely disappointed

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

no i thought it was christine leafy whatever lady

ENRRQ (history mayne), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

I will now cease to discuss this any further

pfft how could anyone think this was you lj

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol

ENRRQ (history mayne), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

* lcd
* sleigh bells
* ariel pink

. . . since big boi doesn't qualify as "indie," i guess.

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 20 October 2010 02:31 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rmde cat and the dweebs (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

fire

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

aaaaahahahaa

ENRRQ (history mayne), Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

xpost we are doing me-style threads to signal that it is now me-time

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 6:50 PM

156, Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

i don't know who you're even trying to zing there, or on what basis

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, October 20, 2010 6:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 October 2010 18:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

two posts, but

Haha Chilean subs, I was thinking the same thing. I imagined something similar to a Cuban sandwich, which I would definitely ogle.

― Moodles, Thursday, 21 October 2010 21:15 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha me too.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Thursday, 21 October 2010 21:15 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Boondog Taints II: All Taints Day (stevie), Thursday, 21 October 2010 20:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

lets argues more abt imaginary statistics

― plax (ico), Friday, October 22, 2010 12:35 PM

O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Friday, 22 October 2010 16:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

he said "you're a fucking retard", nothing about belief fyi

― goole, Friday, October 22, 2010 3:54 PM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 23 October 2010 03:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

mencap straight furnace

The Reverend, Saturday, 23 October 2010 15:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

anyway, i just read through this thread and just started sb'ing names at random. it's a small gesture but a wholly moral one.

― goole, Monday, October 25, 2010 6:47 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

btw i was looking at the other effortless summary thread and this is a straight classic post

if youll recall this was during the period where there was some weird deej/ divide going on, hoos was freakin out about it, & crutis had just unrolled 77 to much controversy. ilx on the whole seemed strangely on edge for a couple days & it is frankly a time i look back on with nothing but contempt for

― deeznuts, Friday, May 9, 2008 5:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol @ the autoreplace

markers, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

i've never read posts tbh

― The Brainwasher, Friday, 23 July 2010 03:56 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a fucking abortion (onimo), Friday, 29 October 2010 10:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

accuse enough people so nobody can take it personal - good tactics

― Noel 1 Silence 0 (blueski), Tuesday, November 16, 2010 7:55 AM Bookmark

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

this guy is terrible

― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:25 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm, regardless of who you're referring to

― ethnic slizzur (some dude), Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:30 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm not sure that's what is happening here but obviously i've said that multiple times

― Gukbe, Friday, November 19, 2010 12:31 PM (1 minute ago)

the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

now i know how karen feels

Gukbe, Friday, 19 November 2010 20:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

why do you hate rock music, Tuomas?

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:02 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

Exactly how are The Smiths and Joy Division "artistically limited", Tuomas?

― daavid, Friday, 3 December 2010 19:17 (10 seconds ago) Bookmark

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

ILX isn't all about me, you know?

Tuomas, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

o rly, tuomas?

ice cr?m, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

so try harder. you'll get there in the end.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

a man's reach should exceed his grasp, else what's an SB for?

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

www.ilx?.com

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Blöööörgh

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

ILX isn't all about me, you know?

― Tuomas, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:02 (31 minutes ago)

no

but you are all about ilx

hence the spirit

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

in fairness, it's a perfectly appropriate use of the word; it's not your fault that mentally I am 12

― "Kiss Players♥" (DJP), Friday, December 10, 2010 1:12 PM (1 minute ago)

narc of small differences (sarahel), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

"ab" is now internet slang for "athwart branches"? wow, I feel so old and out of touch.

― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Thursday, December 9, 2010 1:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

o let's not do it and say we did (The Reverend), Saturday, 11 December 2010 07:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

actually the search engine gets a little fogged-up around 2006 regarding plop history with the emergence of a dance subgenre called "plip plop"
― omar little, Monday, December 13, 2010 6:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

erin brokovich (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

i pop into this thread like every hundred posts, at this point i'm not keeping tabs on who is actually arguing with who, or about what

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, December 15, 2010 3:31 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Kiss Players♥" (DJP), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 20:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

i barely know what this argument is about but you're a fucking idiot

― call all destroyer, Monday, 20 December 2010 02:35 (38 minutes ago)

No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Monday, 20 December 2010 03:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

OG thread?

dayo, Monday, 20 December 2010 03:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

2010 memes

sarahel, Monday, 20 December 2010 03:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

drummer from ocean colour scene was black, iirc.

― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:54 (1 minute ago)

No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

whiney my girl is in cali til early jan
we have a month & this board is our plaything
btw fuck run dmc

― classic fat joe face (deej), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 6:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

run dmc is playing at my hotel in january!

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 6:36 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

i cant really explain why i love these posts but

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 24 December 2010 19:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

run dmc, i'm going to have to ask you to leave the hotel

it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 December 2010 19:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^ walk this way, please

sarahel, Friday, 24 December 2010 19:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hard-hitting beats on our property.

buzza, Friday, 24 December 2010 19:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

sirs please, you've already broken two needles

mmmm... yung hummus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 24 December 2010 21:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

having a penis that tastes would open whole new vistas of thread damage for lj, we dodged an evolutionary bullet here ppl

― champagne for my t-friends (Edward III), Monday, December 6, 2010 5:45 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Saturday, 25 December 2010 12:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

uh, try not to rattle off a bunch of Pastels songs if you can help it.

― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Saturday, 25 December 2010 16:18 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I write the lols that make the whole world zing (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 December 2010 20:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

seeing the top of this thread makes me sad for the days I actually wanted to contribute things to ILX besides zings and trolling

― our man flint flo$$y (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, January 1, 2011 10:12 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark

J0rdan S., Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha wheres that from?

ban (Lamp), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

february 12-15 2003 iirc

Costco Chapel (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

Rick Ross - Port Of Miami

J0rdan S., Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm pretty sure i was mad about chillwave but then realized i'd never heard any

― the medina green preservation society (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, January 3, 2011 4:33 PM Bookmark

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol deej

― zvookster, Tuesday, January 4, 2011 11:50 AM (3 minutes ago)

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm pretty sure there's only about 4 people on this thread who are incandescent with rage and the rest of us just love a pile-on

― Shanty! Shanti! Shanté! (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 7:27 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

zvookster, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

THERE

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

*barf*

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 03:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

is that real or a shop?

plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

adobe cootershop

those balls look like a butt (San Te), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:06 (2 years ago) Permalink


WHYYYYYY

i have been otm (bnw), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

NSFW, FINALLY

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

we did it

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

now people will have to be careful not to open this thread at work, because it's not safe

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 04:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

not that bad for a lady of her age tbh

illiterate and hateful, as expected (reddening), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 05:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

we are all horrible

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 06:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

there is no god, there are no gods

wvw (Z S), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 06:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

he made bush bush on the 8th day and immediately cancelled 8th day for all time

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

plax, you gotta figure it's a photoshop, but it's a pretty damn high quality shop, you must admit. Pic would be x100 times worse if they'd shopped dubya's junk instead of laura.

Aimless, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah but isnt the joke that its her BUSH?

gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 19:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

Geir, you're wrong.

― Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 23:45 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 23:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

why did you make a movie

― conrad, Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:41 (5 minutes ago)

if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Thursday, 6 January 2011 00:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeh, god forbid I should overanalyse pop culture on ILX.

― captain rosie, Saturday, January 8, 2011 12:59 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Saturday, 8 January 2011 18:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

you can tell which people are being sincere by the number of people standing around them in a circle pointing and laughing

― omar little, Saturday, January 8, 2011 4:57 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tables n tables (crüt), Saturday, 8 January 2011 21:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

truth nuke

earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Saturday, 8 January 2011 22:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

:-)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 9 January 2011 01:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

not that bad for a lady of her age tbh

― illiterate and hateful, as expected (reddening), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 5:20 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark

oh come on, say what you really mean. IT'S A GREAT BUSH

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 January 2011 04:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

It really is, looks very healthy

uh, do you have an electronic virgin, uh what (Z S), Sunday, 9 January 2011 07:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

lord

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 9 January 2011 08:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

don't hide your light under a bush, L.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2011 20:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

i have watched and bitterly complained about at least a hundred episodes of this awful, awful show

― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 January 2011 17:56 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cup of tea & an orange.xls (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm not sure if i agree w/ whiney -- i probably don't

― hard as a markers (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 5:22 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

The Clap is about nothing. It's got no words. (response to 7 year old post)

― The Curse of Dennis Stratton (Bill Magill), Friday, January 21, 2011 3:45 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Saturday, 22 January 2011 02:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

lesson #1 of internet: read before poating

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, January 23, 2011 11:58 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gr8080, Sunday, 23 January 2011 22:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

irl lol

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 23 January 2011 22:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

haaah

ice cr?m, Sunday, 23 January 2011 23:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

it looked like arguing was taking place but i scanned 150 posts and couldn't figure out what was going on

― call all destroyer, Saturday, January 22, 2011 7:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

peter in montreal, Monday, 24 January 2011 05:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

still not made it all the way thru a Whiney post

― idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, January 24, 2011 11:38 AM (56 seconds ago)

the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

not sure I want to waste my first listen on a 128 kbps web stream but what the hell...

― skip, Monday, January 24, 2011 7:51 PM (1 hour ago)

the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 03:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol i was rereading this like "does anybody else show up oh god now i'm trying to talk about capitalism"

― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, January 24, 2011 6:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

lesson #1 of internet: read before poating

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, January 23, 2011 11:58 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― gr8080, Sunday, January 23, 2011 5:07 PM Bookmark

that is a stone instant CLASSIC

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

love that hoos

The Reverend, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

iltmi, once read u can't unread it

― zvookster, Monday, January 24, 2011 10:20 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sectarian chicken (mh), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

I don't like these threads where I wind up arguing for guys I don't even like.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, January 25, 2011

thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 16:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

never heard Hard in Da Paint, only Head of the State...

― last night a Drugs A. Money saved my life (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, January 27, 2011 3:45 PM (27 minutes ago)

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Thursday, 27 January 2011 21:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

Alright guys I'm missing out on a great party because I wanted to see the results live. Gotta go. Thanks for doing this, one of the most interesting and agreeable polls I've seen on ILM.

― Moka, Thursday, January 27, 2011 4:13 PM (30 minutes ago)

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Thursday, 27 January 2011 21:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

hate myself so i don't know which one to vote for

― caek, Wednesday, January 26, 2011 3:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i guess you are the fattest and the ugliest (Matt P), Friday, 28 January 2011 00:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

i feel we need to adequatly tackle class, race, and gender to really understand this one

― goole, Friday, January 28, 2011 3:06 PM Bookmark

smanging pumpkins (The Reverend), Saturday, 29 January 2011 07:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

this has been the most civilized & erudite goon dogpile in years

― flopson, Tuesday, February 8, 2011 9:14 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 17:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX in the post-deej/whiney era

flopson, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 17:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

nominate 4 board descrip:

Is that racist? Am I racist?

― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, February 23, 2011 11:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 February 2011 04:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

lol all you making rules abt how to have fun acting like experts, guess what, i dont believe you

― ice cr?m, Thursday, March 10, 2011 9:17 AM (4 minutes ago)

sarahel, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

I mean, this disparity might say a lot more about the sheltered world that WE (as music nerds/hipsters/indie-type/et al) live in, than the way fratbros react to music. ...

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, March 13, 2011 10:25 AM (22 minutes ago)

sarahel, Sunday, 13 March 2011 17:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

anyway yeah i have no idea why this thread even exists

― plax (ico), Monday, March 14, 2011 7:50 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark

hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

man i'm rooting for deej but god this feels like watching jeff gordon's car headed for the concrete wall

― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, March 14, 2011 6:46 PM (42 minutes ago)

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

turn left deej nooooo

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp - c&p-ing posts from 77 on a public board does summarize the spirit of ILX in a way, I guess.

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

um where, none of the posts from today itt came from 77

hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

whoops - you're right -- I confused the Odd Future thread with the general deej beef thread on 77.

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol no worries

hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

ah whoops forgot that was ~77~ pls feel free to have mod delete if need be ~~sorry~~

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

ah wait it's not 77 then #awesome

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

Everything about ILM rewards low-level autism.

― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Sunday, March 20, 2011 10:09 AM (3 hours ago)

sarahel, Sunday, 20 March 2011 20:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

<3 <3 <3

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 23:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

i have realised that my worst nightmare is becoming a meme

― plax (ico), Saturday, 19 March 2011 03:08 (2 days ago)

WD-40 (acoleuthic), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

his worst nightmare is turning into a meme, or becoming a meme is his worst nightmare?

corey, Monday, 21 March 2011 11:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh shit I read it as the former but it's the latter

that still qualifies it for this thread

WD-40 (acoleuthic), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha i read it the first way

BIG GERTRUDE aka the steindriver (history mayne), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

he has a meme viking in his sleep

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

PLAX (ICO)! WHY U NO LIKE MEMES?

BIG GERTRUDE aka the steindriver (history mayne), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

bye fun thread

― ENBB, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 9:53 AM (2 hours ago)

sarahel, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 19:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

... (for every batshit ilm thread, there's five more with sad lonely posts where one guy posts an update every two months or so) ...

― Roz, Wednesday, March 23, 2011 11:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

dayo, Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

i resemble that remark ;_;

ˆ°ᴥ°ˆ (electricsound), Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

so do i!

scott seward, Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's actually a reference tool for me. instead of jotting things down, i post youtubes and stuff and i remember where i put them in case i need to see them later.

scott seward, Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

ilx really is kind of my filing cabinet. i don't have one in real life.

scott seward, Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

^

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 March 2011 03:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

yah, and i've written some good stuff on it too! i tried to only put stuff worth reading on it. i just figure ilx is my blog, so i forget about the other one:

http://skotrok.blogspot.com/

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, January 3, 2007 7:56 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

:D

gr8080, Thursday, 24 March 2011 22:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

part of the problem is that despite this apparently being yr jobs u dudes dont even know where the goalposts are

― spectrum dudes (Lamp), Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:20 PM

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 16:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

i liked the record collector essay on your blog skot

Bleeqwot the Chef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 16:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

thanks!

scott seward, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think there have been a lot of interesting questions about taste asked in this thread that unfortunately have been steamrolled under all this 'pitchfork controls my life: yes or no?' bs.

― Tim F, Wednesday, March 30, 2011 1:11 PM (1 hour ago)

sarahel, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is probably not appropriate conversation

― Преве́д LIVE (electricsound), Thursday, 31 March 2011 10:28 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 March 2011 01:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

twin boy on the left otm

larry buttz (Z S), Thursday, 31 March 2011 01:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp whiney g weingarten and deej j deejington

sarahel, Thursday, 31 March 2011 01:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah cad that's true too, i mean the person writing was clearly kinda dumm even if they weren't on the really wrong side of the debate

― kl0pson (some dude), Friday, April 1, 2011 9:19 PM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol @ "penis"

― ENBB, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 11:23 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1000 Vults Of Nult (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 11:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

when I finish this family-size bag of chips, I am definitely going to look into voting.

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:27 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm talking shit out my ass about a musician I know nothing about!

― the best reggae summer club there used to be in Helsinki (kkvgz), Wednesday, April 6, 2011 12:33 PM (1 minute ago)

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

i love metallica

― markers, Wednesday, April 6, 2011 4:39 PM (6 minutes ago)

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

that really doesn't though.

sarahel, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

i love shitty post cliff burton metallica

― markers,

fixed

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

could you guys take your lame attempts to relive junior high except this time as the "cool kids" to another thread?

sarahel, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

apparently sarahel does not read rolling metal 2011

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

why wouldn't sarahel want to read a rolling document of Algerian Goalkeeper opening bubble mailers and posting the contents

billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

does anyone post pics of their stuffed animals lined up by size? i would look at that.

sarahel, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

hey i dont get promos you whiney journo!

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

too busy reading whiney's twitter accounts of same, obviously

xxp

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

i bet kirk hammett has a p good collection of stuffed animals

Bleeqwot the Chef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

sarahel, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

^ those are not in size order iirc

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

top row goes small, big, medium, big, medium, big with three tiny ones in stockings thruout

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

caek, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 23:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

smh

― timbo slice (D-40), Thursday, April 7, 2011 8:43 AM (18 minutes ago)

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

i kinda hate all of you but i've learned to live with it.

― scott seward, Thursday, April 7, 2011 5:28 PM

harl (harlan), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

lurkers ruin everything

― billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), vrijdag 8 april 2011 17:43 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 8 April 2011 17:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

also why is whiney complaining about a 6 year old post?

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, April 13, 2011 12:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

then I eat a Lane Bryant model's pussy in my helicopter (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 18:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

all the guys with names like Mark C, Matt P, Mark DC, they should all just be one poster

― frogbs, donderdag 14 april 2011 15:30 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Future Debts Collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 14 April 2011 13:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

maybe they are, sometimes 'posters' use 'socks' to post under 'different names' 'frogbs'

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 April 2011 13:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

whoops thought this was in Black Metal...all these threads are getting confusing

― music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, April 14, 2011 11:36 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

livin' la vida Moka! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 April 2011 15:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

well done everyone, fuck you to others
― Will.Have.Known (Local Garda), Friday, April 15, 2011

o u mad cuz i'm Kgositsilin' on u (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 April 2011 15:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

i had a thing to say about dick cheese but fuck it, boring suddenly

― iSnack2.0Grrl (Autumn Almanac), Monday, April 18, 2011 6:24 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

dayo, Monday, 18 April 2011 10:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

that bagel sounds fantastic
― quincie, Friday, April 22, 2011 3:28 PM

forks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

please forgive my lack of balearic-ness. i don't really know what the hell is going on here. ― scott seward, Friday, 22 April 2011

bamcquern, Friday, 22 April 2011 23:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

i immediately regret participating in this thread

― goole, Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:37 PM (1 hour ago)

markers, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

Damn! I was going to post that one!

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 28 April 2011 03:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILM:

i leave for 5 mins and GEIRBOMB.

― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), woensdag 27 april 2011 1:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark

My Life with the Thrill Kill Nult (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 April 2011 08:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

or perhaps people just have different opinions about things some times, but that's boring to admit.

― bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 28, 2011 4:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gr8080, Friday, 29 April 2011 21:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

posts very much out of character

wicked Nome King, brah (sic), Saturday, 30 April 2011 01:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^^ I had that complaint in 2008.

― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 3, 2011 5:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

some dude, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 21:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

sorry for ruingin your huckabees thread with my bragging.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, August 18, 2004 7:57 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

people go on

― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, May 3, 2011 4:09 PM (Yesterday)

goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

for the second time

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:29 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

coo coo khal (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

feel like there's something I'm supposed to say on these kinds of threads

― no slouch of a snipster (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 2 May 2011 05:09 (2 days ago)

also one of my favorite shakey moments

motivatedgirl (Matt P), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

the shit isn't blasting from anywhere near that dog's butt

― bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 8:03 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 20:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

came here to post that

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 20:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

mostly for the last part

btw comparing cheating to murder is probably the worst analogy i've ever read on ILX, a site full of terrible analogies

― frogbs, Thursday, March 24, 2011 6:16 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

Audrey Tuomason (dayo), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

sometimes that frog was not full of bs

bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

Agree with the well-expressed negativity above.

― the pinefox, Saturday, May 7, 2011 7:58 PM

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2011 20:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ok. no more posting to ILM whilst "tipsy". I promise.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Saturday, January 10, 2004 12:36 AM (7 years ago)

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 03:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

eh it's more valuable than the 40th anthropological explanation for why exactly tyler's a dickhead.

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, May 11, 2011 7:20 PM (28 minutes ago)

sarahel, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

looool

markers, Thursday, 12 May 2011 07:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

dude read the thread why do I have to summarize for you

― the first rule of debate club (Edward III), donderdag 12 mei 2011 15:45 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

Somebody gave me a dreamcatcher a couple of years ago. We're not friends any more.

― that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Thursday, May 12, 2011 10:57 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 23:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think they had a pretty good run til the mid to late 80s or so, but don't get the complete obsessiveness of Fall super-fans. and i own like 20-something Fall albums.. just don't consider myself obsessed.

― ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Monday, May 16, 2011 4:38 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

suggest ban the subbest man (some dude), Monday, 16 May 2011 20:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

i think it's more than 20 actually, hold up

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

# of Fall albums i actually own: 32

'70s albums: 1
'80s albums: 12
'90s albums: 4
'00s albums: 5

Compilations: 11

Fall songs on additional v/a compilations: 7

don't get the complete obsessiveness of Fall super-fans [...] just don't consider myself obsessed.
― ilxor

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

should be 11 '80s albums sorry

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

. . .

gr8080, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 01:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

feedback/thoughts, gr80?

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 01:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

which ones do you own, ilxor, casual Fall fan?

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

what, you want me to list all 32 of them?

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor

some dude, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

thankig u for new display name

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

what, you want me to list all 32 of them?

yeah maybe

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

are you really interested, or just trying to make me looked like an obsessed Fall fan and/or idiot?

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

he's really interested, but doesn't consider himself obsessed..

Kerm, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

Dragnet 1979
Grotesque (After The Gramme) 1980
Early Fall 1981
A Part Of America Therein, 1981 1982
Hex Enduction Hour 1982
Room To Live (Undilutable Slang Truth!) 1982
Perverted By Language 1983
The Wonderful And Frightening World Of The Fall 1984
This Nation's Saving Grace 1985
Bend Sinister 1986
Palace Of Swords Reversed 1987
I Am Kurious Oranj 1988
The Frenz Experiment 1988
Seminal Live 1989
458489 A Sides 1990
458489 B Sides 1990
Extricate 1990
Shift-Work 1991
The Infotainment Scan 1993
Fiend With A Violin 1996
Oswald Defence Lawyer 1996
The Light User Syndrome 1996
Oxymoron 1997
A Past Gone Mad: The Best Of 1990-2000 2000
The Unutterable 2000
Are You Are Missing Winner 2001
Totally Wired: The Rough Trade Anthology 2002
The Real New Fall LP: Formerly Country On The Click 2003
Words Of Expectation: BBC Sessions 2003
50,000 Fall Fans Can't Be Wrong: 39 Golden Greats 2004
Fall Heads Roll 2005
Your Future Our Clutter 2010

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

yes i have them all sitting in an excel spreadsheet

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

Suggest Ban kind of sounds like a fall album doesn't it

goole, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

^just bought that one!

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

i plan to get a few more i guess, too, as i want all the early stuff i don't have yet—Witch Trials, Totale's Turns, Slates especially. i think i might have In a Hole as bonus traxx on one of those '80s reissues, i'll have to double check.

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

can I just say "lol" here

because I really want to

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

that's a good list; there's a lot of late 80s/early 90s stuff I've never heard; I've never owned more than probably 15 Fall albums at one time

it's missing some of my favorites--Slates, In a Hole, Levitate, Imperial Wax Solvent--but I think some of those are p much expensive import only...

I wd never ask you do anything just to make you look like an idiot, ilxor

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

loooool noodle vague that photo

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

get the Sanctuary Extended Edition of In a Hole, it has some of my favorite versions of great songs such as English Scheme & Who Makes the Nazis?

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm a patient Fall fan—just kinda pick up whatever i find in the used bins, as i've done for the past decade. i do want to hear all the ones you mentioned. someday i'll get 'em. but i'll wait til i see them for $5 each, not new prices. i never need to pay $15 for a Fall album.

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

imperial wax solvent is one of your favorite fall albums???

*faints*

i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

isn't "who makes the nazis?" on hex enduction hour, and "english scheme" on grotesque?

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

i dunno why any regular on ILX would need to go elsewhere for character criticsm

― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 12:06 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

imperial wax solvent is one of your favorite fall albums???

*faints*

― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 12:05 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

isn't "who makes the nazis?" on hex enduction hour, and "english scheme" on grotesque?

― solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 12:06 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah but I like the live versions on the 2nd disc of In a Hole (extended edition) better. English Scheme has no keyboards & has a scrappier punker feel to it, while Who Makes the Nazis? is stretched out to like 8 mins with a cool repetitive extended psych-wah guitar thing that Riley plays...

the version for Fantastic Life on there is my favorite as well--absolutely monstrous--but I think that's on all CD versions of In a Hole

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

thankig u for new display name

― solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 11:50 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

you could've just ended it at "of" y'know

some dude, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

whoops!

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

imperial wax solvent is one of your favorite fall albums???

*faints*

― i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 12:05 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

still kinda wondering about this, unless he's just taking the piss, in which case, LOL

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

dudes

dudes

and can i get those tips frosted, please? (Z S), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 19:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

you guys

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 19:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

The Reverend, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

¯\(°_o)/¯

The Reverend, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

― The Reverend, Tuesday, May 17, 2011 5:25 PM (1 minute ago)

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

do you guys want me to list all the metallica albums i own

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

yes

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

brodie.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

tedious derails that effortlessly summarize the terribleness of ilx

yo mensch imma KOREAN (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

good post

markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

no, great post

haha (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

ilxor

its realy sad he was a drowner (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

great thread

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

This is my fault; just click some little blue words & move on

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 02:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is like watching a dream collapse in Inception

las bolas de sudor (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 02:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

. . .

gr8080, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 02:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

anyway, i don't give a shit about any of this and probably should've stayed out of the thread

― markers, Sunday, May 22, 2011 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Waluigi Weingoomba (some dude), Monday, 23 May 2011 11:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

so this is based on what three people like?

― the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Tuesday, May 24, 2011 11:51 AM (3 hours ago)

sarahel, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 22:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Thanks for getting all pedantic on my tongue in cheek post.

― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, May 25, 2011 3:15 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

woo pantsless friday

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, May 27, 2011 7:42 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 20:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

my god that was a pointless comment, sorry

― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Friday, May 27, 2011 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 28 May 2011 06:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Even the dog has dots.

― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, May 31, 2011 12:22 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest

bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 04:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

ok now i feel really really dumb

― sarahel

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

ye olde remove bookmarke from threade

― nultybutnice (whatever), Tuesday, June 7, 2011 3:18 PM Bookmark

Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

none of this new stuff thrills me

― dayo, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 01:01 (1 minute ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 00:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

cmon guys did NO ONE like my joke

― ☂ (max)

Z S, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's nice to be peripheral but it's more peripheral to be nice

― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 May 2011 21:59 (1 week ago) Permalink

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Thursday, 9 June 2011 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

tbf i have no idea what you look like due to lack of wdyll participation

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, June 9, 2011 3:49 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Aren't we fbook friends

― lebroner (D-40), Thursday, June 9, 2011 3:49 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

ilx exchanges that effortlessly summarize LYFE TODAY

an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

tbf iirc d-40s fb photo was dj quik for a while

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

kinda glad I don't know any of you guys IRL right now

― frogbs, Thursday, June 9, 2011 5:45 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh jesus the last thing we need in this thread is a Foucault reference.

― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:26 PM

markers, Friday, 17 June 2011 02:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

dead ringer

J0rdan S., Friday, 17 June 2011 02:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

ha!

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 June 2011 02:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Do you really think ILX is any more socially advanced than a middle school?! I've thought of the mods as janitors and assistant principals ever since I became one.
― Mr. Patrick Batman (WmC), Friday, June 17, 2011 4:05 PM

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

god i need to stop doing this three letter abbrevs

― arachno-misogynist (D-40), zaterdag 18 juni 2011 23:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 19 June 2011 02:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's kind of weird that my sb button is blue and in a small font, for every other user here it must be in huge glowing red text

― frogbs, Wednesday, June 15, 2011 3:33 PM (4 days ago)

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

i can't even remember if i hate you

― ADMIN FROG WATCH (history mayne), Saturday, June 25, 2011 2:15 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Bro-Die-O-Dee! (some dude), Saturday, 25 June 2011 20:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^ also a post very much in character

sarahel, Saturday, 25 June 2011 20:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

Congratulations on not liking stuff.

― these goons were made for waka (The Reverend), Saturday, July 2, 2011 5:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

some dude, Saturday, 2 July 2011 11:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

can i have a google+ invite

― bellhop boy (brodie), Saturday, July 2, 2011 12:53 AM (10 hours ago)

iatee, Saturday, 2 July 2011 16:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

omg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 July 2011 19:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

idgi... but tbh im not even sure if google+ is like guess papers or a real thing. perhaps someone could let me know by webmail.

where ilxor ends and markers begins (history mayne), Saturday, 2 July 2011 19:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'll let you know via my google+ account. putting u in my circle now.

ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2011 15:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

plus.google.com

mh, Sunday, 3 July 2011 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'll let you know via my google+ account. putting u in my circle now.

― ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Sunday, July 3, 2011 4:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

bros. i zing bros. (history mayne), Monday, 4 July 2011 20:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^ can we get it somewhere in writing that these imgs are not allowed on ilx

iatee, Monday, 4 July 2011 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha real talk

these goons were made for waka (The Reverend), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 08:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

y u no like memes

bros. i zing bros. (history mayne), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 08:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

iatee

marisa+ (buzza), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 08:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

idgi... but tbh im not even sure if google+ is like guess papers or a real thing. perhaps someone could let me know by webmail.

― where ilxor ends and markers begins (history mayne), Saturday, July 2, 2011 3:28 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

this is such a feeb qn but fuck it.

― the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 12:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

goole+ (dayo), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 12:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol embarrassed face

but im in on it now

lols 'google+... suuuuuure, we're all on it googlers, bet ur super jeal

bros. i zing bros. (history mayne), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

you guys and your worlds of young people imo

― sarahel, Tuesday, July 5, 2011 9:11 AM (13 minutes ago)

you and your desperate attempts to deploy a zing that doesn't really work in this context

― hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, July 5, 2011 9:20 AM (5 minutes ago)

remy bean, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 16:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

HEY THAT'S FROM 77 YOU'LL TURN INTO A PILLAR OF SALT FOR POSTING THAT HERE

hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 16:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

HEY THAT'S FROM 77 YOU'LL TURN INTO A PILLAR OF SALT FOR POSTING THAT HERE

― hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, July 5, 2011 12:31 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark

hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 16:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

HEY THAT'S FROM 77 YOU'LL TURN INTO A PILLAR OF SALT FOR POSTING THAT HERE

― hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, July 5, 2011 12:31 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark

― hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, July 5, 2011 6:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 18:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

flat board view oops

remy bean, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 18:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

i am so angry at this thread

― ((( (Lamp), Thursday, July 7, 2011 4:05 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DJP, Thursday, 7 July 2011 20:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

whatd yall do to this thread

― ice cr?m, Sunday, July 10, 2011 1:37 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Gukbe, Sunday, 10 July 2011 01:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

shut up im already sick of you

― ☂ (max), Saturday, July 9, 2011 9:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Que, Sunday, 10 July 2011 01:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

w/e bryce

― ice cr?m, Saturday, July 9, 2011 9:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Sunday, 10 July 2011 01:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

*laughs out loud*

☂ (max), Sunday, 10 July 2011 03:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

what is a failed fart? an accidental poop?

― remy bean, Monday, July 11, 2011 4:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 July 2011 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

I would wager that 98% of the shit markers hears as The Great Music Of His Childhood is stuff I would literally donate blood to have the master tapes destroyed

― love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, July 10, 2011 5:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mh, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 00:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

just fyi i haven't read any of this thread; nobody's opinion on this topic is in any way relevant to anything, i think you should all know that.

― plax (ico), Tuesday, July 12, 2011 2:33 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 00:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

he was just trying to make it on this thread, what a cheat

mh, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 00:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

is that from the imbruglia imbroglio?

sarahel, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 00:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

natalie imbruglia's "torn" rules

markers, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

g2g

markers, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

bbl

markers, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

I would wager that 98% of the shit markers hears as The Great Music Of His Childhood is stuff I would literally donate blood to have the master tapes destroyed

― love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, July 10, 2011 5:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's sad he liked snax

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

rip

markers, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

irl "hee hee"ing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 03:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

LOL! I'm such a tool.

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, July 12, 2011

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 04:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

of course, some dude nearly assaulted somebody, was escorted out of the building, and then came back to work like nothing happened the next day. insanity!

― msp (msp), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:33 (6 years ago)

puke of hurl (sic), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

ship has quite some gall

bed bath and beyoncé (The Reverend), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

rudderless imo

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh great, here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons

― Mr. Que, Friday, March 19, 2010 9:45 AM Bookmark

bed bath and beyoncé (The Reverend), Friday, 15 July 2011 00:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

I would just like to point out that I was OTM here.

― Tim F, Monday, July 18, 2011 12:16 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

c sharp major, Monday, 18 July 2011 12:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

(or maybe that's just the spirit of ILM)

c sharp major, Monday, 18 July 2011 12:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

its a meme tbf

ice cr?m, Monday, 18 July 2011 12:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

lj meme

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Monday, 18 July 2011 12:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

latest of all passes

so brycey (history mayne), Monday, 18 July 2011 13:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't know what i was expecting, but it was not that

― horseshoe, Monday, July 18, 2011 1:16 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2011 17:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's a shame, they're usually ahead of the curve on white and/or hipster rap trends, not behind it

― yelling "free dom passy" til you know i'm aspie (some dude), Tuesday, July 26, 2011 2:38 PM (1 minute ago)

sarahel, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 21:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

...

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 22:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

i would like to know what the Great Music of Aerosmith's Childhood was btw

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

whoops

monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

can't hotlink rym d00d

Who? Well, I've never heard of Mogwai. (electricsound), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

something's gotta protect the privacy of a bunch of fat, neckbearded Opeth fans

ennui morricone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait waht? can you delete the posts then?

monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

i would like to know what the Great Music of Aerosmith's Childhood was btw

mainly people banging on rocks. they also wore onions on their belts, which was the style at the time

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

pretty sure that's a callback on a ref I made two weeks ago but w/e

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

(lame joke that probably nobody gets, take three)

monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

idgi

ennui morricone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

Chain Reaction is the band young Steven Tyler was in in the 60s

monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

I thought whiney was the dude who is super into chillwave!?

― lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh wait, nm he's the guy with the trucker hat huh? my bad

― lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

He lost the hat iirc.

dutty whiney (The Reverend), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

i found it

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

l to r: whiney, hat

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

well thats one way to lose these posting blues

C:\ (Lamp), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am so happy you and your hat are reunited.

dutty whiney (The Reverend), Thursday, 4 August 2011 05:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

okay now I don't understand who you are arguing with

― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:28 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm not arguing with anybody I am agreeing with two ppl!

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:38 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sbgorf (stevie), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

the currency has an agreed value, the value being decided at any given transaction is that of the good being exchanged

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

exactly

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, August 18, 2011 12:01 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i was disagreeing with you!

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Thursday, August 18, 2011 12:10 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 18 August 2011 00:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

I disagree with both of those last two posts being on this thread

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Thursday, 18 August 2011 01:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

...they work much better as a duo than as "solitary posts"

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Thursday, 18 August 2011 01:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, but even outside of context "I'm not arguing with anybody I am agreeing with two ppl!" kind of captures the confusion that goes on in fast-moving clusterfuck threads where you're sure that somebody's mad, but you're not sure if it's at you, and if so, why...

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 18 August 2011 01:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

A few minutes ago I turned off OK Computer a third of the way through the fourth song and put on Mick Jagger's Wandering Spirit.

― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 17, 2011

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 August 2011 03:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

leave markers alone, he was laughing at my joke.

― sarahel, Tuesday, August 23, 2011 1:25 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

8========3 to the end of time (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 09:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

Jesus, THIS is the thread you all come in to ILB to join?

― not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, August 28, 2011 3:25 PM (1 minute ago)

sarahel, Sunday, 28 August 2011 22:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

the kid is 3 its ok that hes not excited about books lol

― ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, December 30, 2010 7:05 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark

the four HOOSmen of the STEENpacolypse (rip van wanko), Sunday, 28 August 2011 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

It breaks my heart that there are a load of people with valuable perspectives on alcohol that are avoiding this thread because they think it's just a load of critics shouting at one another.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, April 5, 2011 5:40 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

markers aurelius (The Reverend), Monday, 29 August 2011 10:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

feel like I'm never satisfied

― dayo, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

D-40, Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX life, man

Gukbe, Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

Interesting discussion, not sorry I missed it tbh

― Ismael Klata, Friday, 2 September 2011 08:25 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 2 September 2011 07:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

god the one time I click on the gay thread it's about SOUNDING

― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:06 AM Bookmark

swagliacci (The Reverend), Monday, 5 September 2011 10:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Wow. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Better yet, I think I'll just slit my throat. Green Day?

― senomar, Saturday, 3 September 2011 21:13 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Amazing pic of the universe! - VERY NSFW (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 September 2011 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

i feel like you're totally otm about something i never wanted 2 think about

― D-40, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 7:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

dayo, Thursday, 8 September 2011 01:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

pretend bewilderment at cloud rap being a thing is a valuable tool in the war against cloud rap being a thing

― Sex Droughts and Rock & Roll (flopson), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 11:47 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Eggs R. Runny (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

must stop trolling and get back to work

― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:00 (23 minutes ago) Permalink

known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh well all my other youtubes are dope check those out

― D-40, Wednesday, September 14, 2011 6:20 PM

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

irl giggle

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

this thread gets so dumb with the nitpicking sometimes

― science you guys (Clay), Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:18 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 September 2011 01:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

I click the worst fucking threads.

― very public (bnw), Thursday, September 15, 2011 1:15 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 10:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

*carles

― sorry for party blogging (D-40), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 5:49 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

flopson, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

gross

sasha and maliaweed (The Reverend), Thursday, 22 September 2011 01:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

srsly

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

i thought that was a good one!

flopson, Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Friday, 23 September 2011 10:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

great zing-balls (crüt), Monday, 3 October 2011 13:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

challopsed in ruin..

Occupy Strip Clubs (Kerm), Monday, 3 October 2011 14:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

people itt obviously indefensible but that's true for all threads

― iatee, Wednesday, October 5, 2011 5:21 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

i want to hear this impossibly exotic-sounding yet no doubt totally mundane crap house music!

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, October 6, 2011 4:55 PM Bookmark

turfin' bird (The Reverend), Friday, 7 October 2011 00:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

That's absolute bullshit.

― The Reverend, Tuesday, February 1, 2011

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 7 October 2011 00:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

^my ILX-ing is sporadic at best, so apologies if this has been covered... but is this dude for fucking real?

― 7 Crazy Chinese Mothers (will), Friday, October 7, 2011 3:16 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the tax avocado (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2011 19:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

wheres the love

― bellhop boy (brodie), Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:24 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 10:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

its a chance for me to get involved arguing abt something i know little about basically

― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Monday, July 25, 2011 8:24 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Reverend, Saturday, 29 October 2011 05:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

perfect

J0rdan S., Saturday, 29 October 2011 05:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 October 2011 05:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 29 October 2011 06:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

What happened to that post where you looked up "ebert" on google images and the first thing that popped up was a picture of a stripper with bert and ernie dolls seemingly going down on her?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 19 July 2004 20:55 (7 years ago)

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Monday, 31 October 2011 20:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

do you listen to burzum?

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, October 31, 2011 4:00 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 31 October 2011 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

I thought about getting a Grindr account after The NYT said last Thursday that it was okay!

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, November 8, 2011 5:47 PM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark

surm, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

wish rappers would stop saying 'anus' dunno
― Jacques_Lamure, Wednesday, November 9, 2011 2:42 AM

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 07:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

tbf your entire post is basically an ad hominem

― J0rdan S., Thursday, November 3, 2011 4:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

The invevitable backlash was cool at first

― ice cr?m, Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:47 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

moments like these really give me warm feelings about our little fucked up ilx community here xp

― Mordy, Friday, 6 January 2012 04:05 (9 hours ago) Bookmark

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 6 January 2012 13:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

The invevitable backlash was cool at first

― ice cr?m, Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:47 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

man i really do love this post

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

it should be noted that the above is very speculative and i have no actual knowledge in re this stuff
― thomp, Saturday, January 7, 2012

Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

thanks, jerk

thomp, Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

nothing against you dude! look at the thread title!

Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

haah i'm not actually bothered. waiting for someone to come into that thread and explain to me why i don't actually know anything about the profit margins of dc comix tho

thomp, Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

not necessarily just because of the last post but cripes the more i read this board the less i understand why people like and dislike stuff

― electricsound, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:29 PM (3 years ago)

Fanfare for the History Mayne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 8 January 2012 22:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh wait belle and sebastien is on this list I voted for that

― dayo, Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:57 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Jean-Luc Gohard (some dude), Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

loooooool at parts of that

― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Friday, January 13, 2012

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

v good

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

'yeah well wait til my really sarcastic friend gets here'

― (govtname)mac (darraghmac), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 7:37 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

But I mean condemning her for that feels hypocritical. Luckily there are about 100 other things to condemn her for.

― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Thursday, January 19, 2012 3:07 AM (Yesterday)

sarahell, Friday, 20 January 2012 03:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

Guys it's okay, you don't actually have to choose one over the other

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, January 19, 2012 10:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but if you don't, how can we have nerd war?

― Nhex, Thursday, January 19, 2012 11:19 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not solitary but perfect nonetheless

Planned Perrintweet (some dude), Friday, 20 January 2012 12:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

otm

(govtname)mac (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2012 12:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

irl lol @ nerd war

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 20 January 2012 16:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha hadn't seen that yet

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 20 January 2012 16:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

Nerd! A Music War

The Koozebane Kronikles (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 January 2012 16:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

1
2
3
4
I
DECLARE
NERD
WAR

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 January 2012 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

feel like i would probably agree w/ him about community if i ever managed to watch it. pour one out
― I Love Pedantry (D-40), Friday, January 20, 2012 5:36 PM

your ability to take sides even on arguments where you literally have no actual opinion is amazing

― @51TimesNo (some dude), Friday, January 20, 2012 8:32 PM

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 January 2012 01:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Now ablaze in NSFW red!

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 21 January 2012 01:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

you guys need to work on the solitary post thing & that was obv not a serious post

I Love Pedantry (D-40), Saturday, 21 January 2012 06:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

some dude's post effortlessly summarized the spirit of ilx in and of itself -- it doesn't really matter to whom it was addressed

sarahell, Saturday, 21 January 2012 06:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^^but my mistake for providing context

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 January 2012 06:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

every other post in this million-post thread has been completely serious iirc

waning white energy (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

you guys need to work on the solitary post thing & that was obv not a serious post

― I Love Pedantry (D-40), Saturday, 21 January 2012 06:15 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

what a display name

waning white energy (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

20/1 never forget

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

and all those previous dates that i've forgotten

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

why is this a thread

― billstevejim, Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:31 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

too fucken easy today tbh

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2012 11:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

argh sorry i dont actually want to have this conversation i just cant *deal* with tunnel vision people get when they talk about pitchfork

― max, Saturday, January 21, 2012 8:01 AM

markers, Saturday, 21 January 2012 14:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

imo part of the fun of this thread is that people's choices of solitary posts always seem to say something about ~~their own view~~ of the spirit of ILX

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^ solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

Another Wein bites the dust (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

etc

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

guys i think we're about to see what happens when 2 people try to filibuster each other at the same time

― @51TimesNo (some dude), Saturday, January 21, 2012 8:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 23 January 2012 01:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Going over this argument again seems like an unproductive thing to do. I wonder why I'm doing it.

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 11:03 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 15:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think everyone has come out of this thread having learned something today, excepting of course frogs.

― beachville, Friday, January 27, 2012 3:35 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

how do you get so preemptively angry about something that doesn't exist

― lana del rey: everythang's workin' (some dude), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 9:53 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iatee, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Apathy really is just easier.

― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:20 (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(slightly taken out of context, apols)

dave cool it (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh yeah, generalizing like crazy. but i've been indie since forever, and these are the things i think abt.

― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Friday, 3 February 2012 06:01 (Yesterday) Permalink

pfunkbo bryson (some dude), Saturday, 4 February 2012 18:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah this got hipster-reevaluated at least four years ago. I have always loved it, ever since I had it on 8 track, in 1981.

― akm, Wednesday, June 30, 2010 6:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 February 2012 06:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

that last some dude one iatee posted is incredible

flopson, Monday, 6 February 2012 06:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

You guys are just reactionary as fuck.

― Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Sunday, February 5, 2012 2:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 6 February 2012 12:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

i admit i am probably reactionary about this but eh

― horseshoe, Monday, February 6, 2012 11:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 6 February 2012 16:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

dead pool thread on ile got bumped before the ilm threads btw

― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, February 12, 2012 1:10 AM (3 minutes ago)

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 February 2012 01:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

you're all fuckin stupid but w/e

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, February 12, 2012 6:17 PM

markers, Sunday, 12 February 2012 23:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't know why the rickrolled video keeps popping up but it seems appropriate

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Thursday, February 16, 2012 6:54 AM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Thursday, 16 February 2012 11:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

(Why am I so mean about Radiohead all the time? I love them! I just cannot stand ~Radiohead fans~ they make me want to punch my fandom in the face.)

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 5:21 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

I basically don't believe anything i see online anymore, which is depressing and existentially harrowing.

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 3:24 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rob, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

platos_cave.jpg

lil kink (Matt P), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

basically i'm feeling like a lifetime of subbing irl engagement with its online counterparts has made it really easy for me to not think about anything bigger than myself but ymmv

lil kink (Matt P), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

kinda cheating here but:

I would read a bi-monthly "Whiney builds a strawman" column
― be scientific, douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, March 2, 2012 8:28 PM

it's called ilx
― what's a goon to garbus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 2, 2012 8:28 PM

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

my bitchiness in this thread is probably a sign i'm spending too much time here.
― tanuki, Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

brb, angrily posting on Facebook
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, March 16, 2012

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha amazing I was just angrily posting on facebook

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

If ILX has taught me anything it's to refrain from angrily posting anywhere. Nah, ILX hasn't taught me squat.

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Friday, 16 March 2012 21:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

I found it easier to order my 100 in groups of 10. It was easier to place them based on whether they were top 10 or 20; etc. I then ranked them within each group of 10 which was easier than ranking each movie against 99 other movies.

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 1:30 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

You guys are terrible at watching movies.

― bring back the dream of buzz bin (Phil D.), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:47 AM (10 minutes ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm just saying you're commenting on something that seems kind of unremarkable

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 23, 2012 5:50 PM (1 hour ago)

sarahell, Saturday, 24 March 2012 02:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Being "anti-pseudo-intellectual" doesn't automatically make me "intellectual"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 11:38 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hot and brothered (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha i hate and disagree with everyone itt

― horseshoe, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:19 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 17:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

whiney also pvmic

if you feeling frogbs, leap (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

i spend a fuck of a lot of time on ILX calling out shit as racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. way more so than most posters.

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 5:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 11:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

tbf tea leoni and richard jenkins do a lot of heavy lifting in FWDAJ but ive seen it a couple times and it holds up - dedications at the end are pretty great as well

so many xposts that no one cares anymore but fuck it i spent the time typing it so

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:28 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha that contedo post omg

Lamp, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Although, who am I to complain about sideboob?
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, April 3, 2012 7:18 PM

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

That's how I vote in most of these polls. No reason to vote for "Brown Sugar" when 500 people will.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 5, 2012 7:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Friday, 6 April 2012 04:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha that contedo post omg

― Lamp, Thursday, March 29, 2012 10:07 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, in my defense, i was responding to fucking deej giving me shit for NOT doing exactly that:

think its funny how hes constantly reassuring ppl that nothing is actually problematic or racist or offensive or sexist or etc. etc. -- seems like hes doing a lot of minimizing all the time

― D-40, Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:40 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude, if you ever bothered to think for a moment about anything you read/type, you'd realize that i spend a fuck of a lot of time on ILX calling out shit as racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. way more so than most posters. you've just decided to make a big psycho issue out of this because i don't always agree with you.

...i'm not even proud of the fact. it's like a tic with me. posted a big sexism bitch on the rolling stones poll thread yesterday, then sort of wished i hadn't, funcrusher.

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:15 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but yeah, it makes a great zing out of context, so congrats whiney

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 6 April 2012 04:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is the solitary post thread, not the zing thread

mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 13:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah, i know, i'm being overly defensive, but that exchange with deej pissed me off. fucking sick of that shit, and i guess i'm not ready to lol @ myself abt it.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 6 April 2012 14:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

putting it in context doesnt make it better, really

max, Friday, 6 April 2012 14:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah, but you're you, so grain of salt

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 6 April 2012 14:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

so as usual your source is "i think this is true"

― sfdgafhtehw (jjjusten), Thursday, April 5, 2012 5:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 18:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

oops i meant to post that sloth video in a diff thread

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, April 9, 2012 2:08 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

raw feel vegan (silby), Monday, 9 April 2012 06:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahaha

easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 April 2012 12:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

how do you guys have the time to follow the 6,000-post rollout of these things?

― #yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 5, 2012 5:58 AM (4 days ago)

sarahell, Monday, 9 April 2012 18:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

jesus christ forks

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 2:42 AM (1 minute ago)

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

proud to be the ghost of ilx past

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

6000x

zing left unguarded, the j/k palace in flames (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

that sentence makes a lot of sense to you, probably

― iatee, Monday, April 16, 2012 3:40 PM (Yesterday)

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think its problematic tho not terrible, mostly i think its v now and i want to name it something vaguely pejorative

― lag∞n

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

brilliant!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

Imagine a man who buys a chicken from the grocery store, manages to bring himself to orgasm by penetrating it, then cooks and eats the chicken.

- frogbs

the late great, Friday, 20 April 2012 04:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

Tuomas, Friday, 20 April 2012 14:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Imagine a penis fucking a rotisserie chicken - forever.

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 April 2012 14:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

\(^o^)/

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― markers, Sunday, September 25, 2011 2:29 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

I collect therefore I am.

― NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

\(^o^)/

raw feel vegan (silby), Sunday, 22 April 2012 00:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

stone temple pilots >>>> no doubt

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:03 (4 minutes ago) Permalink

bush sucks though

― the late great, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:04 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

owenf, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

otm

iatee, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

what part of "solitary posts" don't you understand, owenf

the late great, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

it was too good

owenf, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

don't let it happen again or i'll be forced to hardman

the late great, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

don't let it happen again or i'll be forced to hardman

― the late great, Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:28 PM (13 minutes ago)

mh, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 23:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

I feel trolled.

― s.clover, Saturday, May 5, 2012 7:45 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

beat me to the joke i was thinking up while scrolling down

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, May 8, 2012 5:40 PM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 02:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

the only thing i'm an expert on is knowing what i like, though i'm building strong skills in challops and appearing open-minded

― the late great, Saturday, May 12, 2012 4:03 PM Bookmark

The Reverend, Saturday, 12 May 2012 23:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

man i am dominating this lately

the late great, Saturday, 12 May 2012 23:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

effortlessly

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 00:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

zing! :-)

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 00:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hi i am the guy in the picture with my cock in the hoover and yes i am also Tailpipe Man the guy in lingerie fucking his car. My name is Jeff Mitchell and i live in Rugby, Warwickshire, UK. I like fucking different objects and wearing womens underwear and i love showing the pictures off. My email is sissymanwh✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧.u✧ if you have any comments or want more pictures to post around drop me a line. I want people to print off my pics with my details on them and leave them in public places for anyone to see.

sissymanwhore, Sunday, 13 May 2012 01:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

Awesome

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 13 May 2012 01:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

what th

arby's, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

email did not come out sissymanwhore @ hotmail co uk

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

^important new poster

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://tailpipeman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html#!/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html

This is a link to a blog which shows the picture of me fucking my car and tells you all about me. Have a look and send it to everyone you know.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

so much for the boring saturday night thread

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

what is your opinion of dyson vacuum cleaners?

sarahell, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dyson vacuum cleaners are very good for fucking. Not sure about there capabilitieson carpet though.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

have you faced discrimination or harassment as a result of these photos going public or has your community been supportive?

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am constantly abused in the street in my area but i dont mind. I want people to know who i am and what i do. I like the humiliation.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

This is a link to me on xtube.

http://www.xtube.com/set.php?s=W15slmjJCe3

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

ask sissymanwhore

Mordy, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

:-(

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

so glad i approved this login. you'd think the name might have given me pause. but no, i thought, it's just somebody's idea of sport.

remy bean, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

omg wut

The Reverend, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am glad you approved the login

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is a banner day friends

a banner day

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

i agree that far, yes

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

he will soon be exhausted

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

just came here to post a post to this thread and you know what I think I'll leave it

listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 13 May 2012 09:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

lmao

crüt, Sunday, 13 May 2012 09:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Tailpipe man keep up the good work

Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 13 May 2012 19:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

I will keep up the good work but i need everyones help to spread my identity and blog and pictures, so i hope you will spread it every where.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

We'll do our very best, but don't start or revive anymore threads just to link to your blog or you'll be banned. Have a tailpipe-fucking good time!

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

why would you like that to happen?

the late great, Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

i sent the link to my gf last night sissymanwhore, but she was at a cafe so she couldn't look at it because people would wonder why she was looking at a picture of a man fucking a tailpipe. i'll let you know what she thinks later.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Improvised...... I am not posting it in any more threads.
The late great..... The picture has been doing the rounds for a long time and i just want everyone to know it is me.
Mad god......Thanks, she should of shown it to everyone in the cafe. I look forward to hearing what she says. The blog is not just a picture it tells you lots more about me, have you read it?

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah, definitely! great blog!

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

well, i read it last night. today when i try to access it, it says:

Service Unavailable

Error 503

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

how can we confirm that you are that person, and do enjoy the humiliation, and not just some random internet person who wants to humiliate someone else?

(I may not want to know the answer to this)

mh, Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

you didn't fuck the tailpipe of your website host, did you?

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait, it's back up

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

upd8s

raw feel vegan (silby), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

"I have a very small cock, length when hard is 4.5 inches or 90 mm
diameter when hard 1&1/8 inches or 28 mm"

btw, that's not THAT small. it's not burt reynolds or anything but i'm sure it falls within 2 standard deviations of the mean

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

can you please post a picture of yourself fucking something with the words "we want hen fap" written on it?

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

The blog is working now.
I dont know how to confirm i am who i say i am.
What does "we want hen fap" mean

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

my moment is finally here

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

what is your moment

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

tailpipe man, hen fap is a feeling

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

thanks name witheld

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 01:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

What does "we want hen fap" mean

who knows, man. who knows

mookieproof, Monday, 14 May 2012 01:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

he will soon be exhausted

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2012 03:51 (Yesterday)

props if this is a double entendre ("he will soon become tired of answering our questions" vs. "he will soon be smothered in car exhaust").

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Monday, 14 May 2012 02:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

sissymanwhore, you say on your blog that you get your sexual pleasure "by allowing other men or women to sexually abuse and humiliate me". would you feel humiliated if a bunch of people on the internet saw your photos but didn't feel especially disgusted or amused and didn't forward your blog to everyone they knew? would you in fact get sexual pleasure from the embarrassment of being so coolly dismissed by all these strangers? would this be the ultimate sexual thrill, far stronger than the predictable shock and ridicule you outwardly solicit?

after all, it's hard to be genuinely, viscerally embarrassed when you invite/pay people to embarrass you, so I kinda hope your libido is operating on a deeper (and more meta) level than you let on.

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Monday, 14 May 2012 03:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Exactly! I am just barely perturbed, not at all shocked, and not at all entertained. Not going to forward this anywhere, especially now, with a lack of mystery about the image's origin.

mh, Monday, 14 May 2012 03:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

sissymanwhore, you should be deeply ashamed of yourself for being so boring. YOU WORM.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 14 May 2012 03:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

can we go back to the hen fap part of this conversation?

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 04:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

our love will change the world (electricsound), Monday, 14 May 2012 04:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

get out of my cupboard

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 05:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

I dont mind if you forward the blog or not. Being ignored is just as humiliating as being identifiedd. I just want al to know it is me. I am not doing it to shock people. Why should i be ashamed of myself? at least i have the courage to be myself and face the truth.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 07:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

sissymanwhore you should spread yr gospel at http://www.popbitch.com/board.html as that's where i first saw your pix

It was you. Miming to Tenacious D. (stevie), Monday, 14 May 2012 07:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

unreg pls, i never made a single entendre in my life

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Then you gave us one.

banal like anal (snoball), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's about sex, right

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

how can we confirm that you are that person, and do enjoy the humiliation, and not just some random internet person who wants to humiliate someone else?

Are you suggesting that sissymanwhore is a cockpuppet?

Djibril Citté (onimo), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

A cockpuppet, are you sugesting that the car Tailpipe grabbed me and forced my cock into it lol

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

POPBITCH charge to register if you are a member please feel free to post my details there. Or if anyone can suggest any free sites to post i will do so.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 09:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

guys take it to the tailpipe thread, only about five or six of the last thirty posts effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

Doctor Casino, Monday, 14 May 2012 11:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just want al to know it is me.

wait what

contendo entertainment system (some dude), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yes i just want everyone to know that i am the man in the picture fucking his car.

Doctor Casino is write we should take this conversation to the Tailpipe Man Blog or ask sissymanwhore thread pages.

Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Monday, 14 May 2012 11:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

take it to 'i love cars'

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

/I just want al to know it is me./

wait what
--contendo entertainment system (some dude)

Loling

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is like a meme has gained sentience and is starting to fight back

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

feel like real test of ilx is gonna be if sissymanwhore is still here in 12 months to debate summer of 2013's meme pop with deej and contenderizer.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

[NOT WORKSAFE] solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX [Started by banriquit in June 2008, last updated 32 seconds ago by jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad) on I Love Everything] 69 new answers

dayo, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think we're just laughing at different jokes.

― s.clover, Tuesday, May 15, 2012 11:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 18:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

whatever, I'm betting this actually turns out to be pretty funny, though I'm sure everyone else here is likely going to rain smdhs and nagls upon it

― frogbs, Wednesday, May 16, 2012 9:28 PM (1 minute ago)

Mordy, Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahah

"and I will strike down upon thee with great SMDHs and fuuuuuuurious NAGLs"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think its just nerds being macho but what do i know

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, May 25, 2012 6:40 PM (12 minutes ago)

remy bean, Saturday, 26 May 2012 01:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

i guess it's weird how little i hear the beatles? last time i remember was the mad men episode

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Monday, May 28, 2012 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:33 (11 months ago) Permalink

a little inside baseball there but fair game

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:41 (11 months ago) Permalink

There should be a thread devoted entirely to Fisher Price castles.

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:34 (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 31 May 2012 08:54 (11 months ago) Permalink

I, too, can't believe two songs that weren't on this poll didn't win it

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Sunday, June 3, 2012 4:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 3 June 2012 16:32 (11 months ago) Permalink

hahahaha

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 June 2012 16:37 (11 months ago) Permalink

I'm not saying that's the way it should be, but unfortunately, it's pretty hard to dispute that that's the way it often works. also, i understand that you might disagree, but the use of dismissive animated images is a fairly juvenile way to respond to an argument.

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 7:33 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

followed no doubt by umad.gif

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:13 (11 months ago) Permalink

even funnier gif than that if you can believe it

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

srs

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

btw unlike harmony and tone, timbre is a completely subjective term

mmmm, not quite. tonal sounds get their timbre because they contain different combinations of harmonic partials. when I said figure out the timbral and harmonic nature of the sounds he's using I mean I've been loading the tracks into spectrograms and looking at the relative amplitude of each partial.

― crüt, 6. kesäkuuta 2012 15:49 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

idk I'm pretty sure I am the only person who does that ever

crüt, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:53 (11 months ago) Permalink

kesäcrüta

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:02 (11 months ago) Permalink

you can't get two people or a two machines to reliably identify two different sounds as having the same or different timbre in any reliable way, as opposed to things like loudness and tone and rhythm

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:14 (11 months ago) Permalink

Damn, Im laughing me arse and balls off at those crazy finnish words.

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:16 (11 months ago) Permalink

solitary posts that effortlessly sum up de subjectivism

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 19:37 (11 months ago) Permalink

just striving to hit that point where the post plunges through its own transparency to meet the power that created it

― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, June 6, 2012 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 June 2012 17:31 (11 months ago) Permalink

Perhaps you should ask ex-Flaming Lips guitarist Ronald Jones, who is of African-American and Filipino descent.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, June 8, 2012 12:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

calm me maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 9 June 2012 06:15 (11 months ago) Permalink

my eyes srsly bugged out of my head when i read that post

thankfully, it doesn't really summarize ilx

they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Saturday, 9 June 2012 06:58 (11 months ago) Permalink

Some of my best ex-guitarists are black

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 10 June 2012 00:44 (11 months ago) Permalink

buzza, Sunday, 10 June 2012 00:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

i think it's silly to try and 'intellectualize' yourself into be more anti-intellectual

― Mordy, Monday, June 11, 2012 5:40 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Monday, 11 June 2012 21:41 (11 months ago) Permalink

Remembered this thread and got all excited, all scampering around nude with a Yuengling. Jump into the shower to find that my wife had just finished shaving the dog and the stall smelled like a pooch.
― how's life, Tuesday, June 12, 2012

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:01 (11 months ago) Permalink

some dude made me want to start a "terrible lyrics that work within the song's context" but it would just end up being dominated by New Order and Beyonce

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 9:09 AM Bookmark

they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

You know there are like 458,343 posts like this, but I like when anyone apologizes for using the same word twice in one post. It happens 3-4x a week. "I can't believe I used the word 'gently' twice! Forgive me, everyone!"

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

RITIN' ROOLS

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:25 (11 months ago) Permalink

I like can't believe you used like "like" like three times in like one sentence abbbottt.

a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace (onimo), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:43 (11 months ago) Permalink

only god and strunk and white can judge me

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:25 (11 months ago) Permalink

<3

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

if ILX ever buys a racehorse it has to be called Noble Boner

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

i think you are oversimplifying an oversimplification

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 19, 2012 10:58 AM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark

here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:00 (11 months ago) Permalink

i say this a lot, but i'd rather see black panties right now

― some dude, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 21:19 (10 months ago) Permalink

Dance, Girl, Dance (Arzner, 1940) 2/5 (D-)
Chronicle (Trank, 2012) 4/5 (B+)
Rampart (Moverman, 2011) 4/5 (B+)
Dick (Fleming, 1999) 3/5 (C+)
Creative Nonfiction (Dunham, 2009) 4/5 (B-)
Tiny Furniture (Dunham, 2010) 3/5 (C)
The Ides of March (Clooney, 2011) 4/5 (B)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (Shatner, 1989) 2/5 (D)
Cars 2 (Lasseter and Lewis, 2011) 2/5 (D-)
The Incredible Shrinkng Man (Arnold, 1957) 4/5 (B-)
The China Syndrome (Bridges, 1979) 4/5 (B)

― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, June 29, 2012 5:56 PM (20 minutes ago)

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 June 2012 17:26 (10 months ago) Permalink

?

― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, June 29, 2012 12:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:52 (10 months ago) Permalink

what, seriously? that's an obvious reference?

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:54 (10 months ago) Permalink

my guess would be that ilx can be effortly summarized as a place where people list & rate arbitrary & tenuously related collections of film & music

carly rae (flopson), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:55 (10 months ago) Permalink

that's the internet
also college

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:55 (10 months ago) Permalink

i could be wrong & suspect nakhchivans reasoning is more oblique ?

carly rae (flopson), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:56 (10 months ago) Permalink

studio apartment, somewhere new

Lamp, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:56 (10 months ago) Permalink

i thought maybe the joke was that they all received average to poor ratings, effortlessly summarizing the spirit of ILX, which is sometimes "i hate everything". but then, a few of the grades were B+, which is pretty good, so i don't know.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:14 (10 months ago) Permalink

Yeah, how 2/5 stars equals a D- is beyond me.

old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:20 (10 months ago) Permalink

Yeah, how 2/5 stars equals a D- is beyond me.

― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, June 29, 2012 3:20 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:21 (10 months ago) Permalink

a true enigma

carly rae (flopson), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:26 (10 months ago) Permalink

5/5 = A range
4/4 = B range
3/5 = C range
2/5 = D range
1/5 = F

I like grades better than numbers, but numbers seem to be the preferred system of the thread, so I thought I'd include both (your WELCOME). A D- is a bad movie and best avoided, but still has something that keeps it being a complete one-star/grade F failure. A D- isnt a failure, but no one wants D's so these films should try harder.

(this post, btw, can also double as another entry in the thread)

to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Monday, 2 July 2012 04:32 (10 months ago) Permalink

I'm not gonna write 5 paragraphs on my phone but you are wrong

― iatee, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:40 (10 months ago) Permalink

hahaha otm

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:41 (10 months ago) Permalink

who amongst us has not had this thought

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:42 (10 months ago) Permalink

maxwell instagrammed a photo from his hospital bed today

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:44 (4 hours ago)

¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 01:10 (10 months ago) Permalink

who amongst us has not had this thought

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:42 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

me, because i don't have a smartphone. but thankfully 5 paragraphs don't seem necessary to debunk your post ʘ‿ʘ

some dude, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:36 (10 months ago) Permalink

it wasnt my post!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:36 (10 months ago) Permalink

lol trolling blind

een, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:37 (10 months ago) Permalink

i can't debunk iatee's statement/opinion, only your assertion that everyone has had the same experience as him!

some dude, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:41 (10 months ago) Permalink

oh lol i get it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:42 (10 months ago) Permalink

all trollbirds are trolls

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:32 (10 months ago) Permalink

has this been banner week for arguments or have I just actually been reading threads

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, July 12, 2012 7:22 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:23 (10 months ago) Permalink

shut up

― wimplefilcher, Wednesday, 29 March 2006 06:49 (6 years ago)

¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Friday, 13 July 2012 00:21 (10 months ago) Permalink

if only we'd listened

i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 00:23 (10 months ago) Permalink

I feel like anyone who hasn't experienced the frustration of participating in a clusterfuck via smartphone has not really 'experienced' this era of ilx

iatee, Friday, 13 July 2012 01:42 (10 months ago) Permalink

the next era will be defined by arguing while using google glasses

iatee, Friday, 13 July 2012 01:42 (10 months ago) Permalink

Look on the bright side, at least you havent been tagged with the "fucking prostitutes" thing for five years. So you have that going for you.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, July 12, 2012 12:24 PM (Yesterday)

sarahell, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:02 (10 months ago) Permalink

ahahahahaha

Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:42 (10 months ago) Permalink

When I can wirelessly connect to ILX clusterfucks directly with my brain, I'll know that the singularity has arrived.

second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:58 (10 months ago) Permalink

the interplay of our brains makes the clusterfuck emerge and become visible, but truthfully, the entirety of the clusterfuck is immanent inside the smallest neuron of your brain

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:01 (10 months ago) Permalink

it's clusterfucks alllll the way down.

ledge, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:08 (10 months ago) Permalink

clusterfuck studies

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:09 (10 months ago) Permalink

inside each clusterfuck is a smaller clusterfuck, clusterfucks proceedingly infinitely in nested shells. the circumference of the biggest clusterfuck is infinity and the center of the clusterfuck is everywhere

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:14 (10 months ago) Permalink

Crisis On Infinite Clusterfucks

second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:15 (10 months ago) Permalink

hahahahahahaha

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:17 (10 months ago) Permalink

you should cafepress ilx and call it that

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:18 (10 months ago) Permalink

just a bit of a crisis, let's be cool

Ward Fowler, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:20 (10 months ago) Permalink

Be the clusterfuck you want to see in the world

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:11 (10 months ago) Permalink

otm

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:25 (10 months ago) Permalink

You know how decades end not on Jan. 1 of the first year but when events mark a transition--e.g., Clinton election, Nirvana et al as the beginning of the 1990s, not whatever happened on Jan. 1, 1990?

Somehow, this feels like the end of the 2000s. The Dark Knight (and maybe the other two--I haven't seen them) was all about releasing tension from the collective waiting-for-the-other-shoe-to-drop post-9/11 anxiety. Somehow the shift back from the simulacrum to real tragedy marks the end of the effectiveness of this particular post-9/11/massacre/helplessness as entertainment. Not saying we won't have more big-terrorism thrillers or nihilistic villains, but in the way that the hitman movies of the 90s now feel dated instead of feeding into the present current of our dreamlife, something about what's happened hear may end the particular current this trilogy fed into.

― Odd Spice (Eazy), Friday, July 20, 2012 4:50 PM (9 minutes ago)

nakhchivan, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:04 (10 months ago) Permalink

that's a good post

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:12 (10 months ago) Permalink

lol

nakhchivan, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:20 (10 months ago) Permalink

i dunno i thought it was :/

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:21 (10 months ago) Permalink

punditry is hard

Aimless, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:24 (10 months ago) Permalink

this is like a concept coming from historiography & hobsbawn etc but then we go from 'the long nineteenth century' bookended by the revolution and 1914 to the 'long 2000s' bookended by the benevolent happenstance that some wasteman chose to shoot up a cinema rather than a chicken feed store

nakhchivan, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:26 (10 months ago) Permalink

I think that was an attempt at a decade bookend, not a century one

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:28 (10 months ago) Permalink

well ultimately who gives a fuck i dunno i liked reading it

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:28 (10 months ago) Permalink

^ solitary posts etc

kinder, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:30 (10 months ago) Permalink

http://www.slate.com/

nakhchivan, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:33 (10 months ago) Permalink

if i just admit that you're smarter than me is it ok if you go fuck yourself?

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:42 (10 months ago) Permalink

why does anyone think that they have something interesting or useful or important or helpful to say about this situation?

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:28 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thomp, Friday, 20 July 2012 16:45 (10 months ago) Permalink

that one belongs in 'truth bombs' imo

Neil Jung (WmC), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:45 (10 months ago) Permalink

if i just admit that you're smarter than me is it ok if you go fuck yourself?

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, July 20, 2012 12:42 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Barack 2 Chainz Obama (some dude), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:46 (10 months ago) Permalink

nakh ur unreadable btw

toandos, Friday, 20 July 2012 19:22 (10 months ago) Permalink

if i just admit that you're smarter than me is it ok if you go fuck yourself?

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, July 20, 2012 12:42 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

" . . . smarter than I am . . ." jftr.

Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Friday, 20 July 2012 19:28 (10 months ago) Permalink

this is like a concept coming from historiography & hobsbawn etc but then we go from 'the long nineteenth century' bookended by the revolution and 1914 to the 'long 2000s' bookended by the benevolent happenstance that some wasteman chose to shoot up a cinema rather than a chicken feed store

― nakhchivan, Friday, July 20, 2012 9:26 AM (3 hours ago)

the bookending of an epoch is a conceptual thing, and because of that, it can exist in many different forms. it seems unlikely that this single act of random violence will be flagged by the arbiters of history as the "real end" of the decade that began on 9/11, but depending on how the next decade goes, it might come to seem as reasonable a demarcation point as any. at the moment, of course, it seems premature to stake much but sorrow on it.

contenderizer, Friday, 20 July 2012 19:59 (10 months ago) Permalink

nakh is unreadable only to aspie web scanners

nakh demands to be read out loud, pausing for a sip of tea every eight syllables

the late great, Friday, 20 July 2012 20:28 (10 months ago) Permalink

who are the arbiters of ilx?

Mordy, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:49 (10 months ago) Permalink

arbiters vs orbiters: fite

Aimless, Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:01 (10 months ago) Permalink

dayo, Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:03 (10 months ago) Permalink

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:05 (10 months ago) Permalink

<3 nakchivan, very readable imo, though i'm about 50/50 on the references

i think we can safely blame eazy's post, and many others like it throughout ilx's history (i am certainly not absolving myself) on the existence of media studies departments.

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:27 (10 months ago) Permalink

nakh is p great imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 July 2012 03:57 (10 months ago) Permalink

arbite nakh frei

bnw, Saturday, 21 July 2012 04:02 (10 months ago) Permalink

That Illuminati pyramid only has two sides visible! Gasp! What is hidden on the other two?

Aimless, Saturday, 21 July 2012 04:05 (10 months ago) Permalink

yeah, i endorse all things nakhchivan, but i'm not in the mood to cap on anyone today, so i'm okay with eazy's post, too. hakuna matata.

contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 04:20 (10 months ago) Permalink

i had one typed up for you involving keith olbermann, god and paint fumes but i deleted it, hakuna matata

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 21 July 2012 04:23 (10 months ago) Permalink

nakh is unreadable only to aspie web scanners

I'm working a threadcop shift tonight and wanna remind everybody that using "aspie" like this is an asshole move, don't do it, thanks

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:01 (10 months ago) Permalink

board needs to put that one to bed

bnw, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:05 (10 months ago) Permalink

if you're reminding me, i wasn't trying to put anybody down, but i know that it's like saying gay or retarded, apologies and thanks

the late great, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:07 (10 months ago) Permalink

i'm not going to make "best friends" excuses

the late great, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:08 (10 months ago) Permalink

here's an excuse, i try to keep my insensitive japery off the "main boards", would not have spoken so freely on ILE

:-(

the late great, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:10 (10 months ago) Permalink

love that the illuminati pyramid is so clandestine it wears sunglasses even while being explicated

contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:16 (10 months ago) Permalink

the part of that post i thought was funny was "nirvana etc" instead of idk the fall of the ussr (but then i guess that's the end of the 20th century not the 80s) (but who cares)

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:22 (10 months ago) Permalink

hoping this is the point of the clusterfuck where we all start making puns

― google deeznuts (D-40), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 5:17 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but before it devolves into accusations of custos

― google deeznuts (D-40), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 5:18 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Trewster Dare (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:06 (10 months ago) Permalink

eh hem

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:40 (10 months ago) Permalink

i don't know if i understand what is going on but welcome back to ilx, i guess
― thomp, Thursday, July 26, 2012

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:40 (10 months ago) Permalink

good lord what have i done

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, July 26, 2012 3:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:59 (10 months ago) Permalink

bumping for bookmarks

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 August 2012 03:33 (9 months ago) Permalink

I judge all bands by their fans and that's why 100% of all bands are garbage

― MUBU gai pan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 6:23 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:28 (9 months ago) Permalink

more of a pvmic

REV LION (The Reverend), Thursday, 9 August 2012 00:23 (9 months ago) Permalink

judging bands by their fans is very much the spirit of ilm imo

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Thursday, 9 August 2012 00:32 (9 months ago) Permalink

also in the spirit of people who are 10 years old

steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 9 August 2012 00:39 (9 months ago) Permalink

also in the spirit of posters like tim f who have written honestly and intelligently about the sentiment

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Thursday, 9 August 2012 00:42 (9 months ago) Permalink

whiney has a noble savage complex for juggalos

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:08 (Yesterday) Permalink

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:34 (9 months ago) Permalink

god, paging through this thread is just an endless pile-on of LOLs for me, superior to any excelsior thread IMO

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:38 (9 months ago) Permalink

sometimes a binladenthumbsupbycomputer.jpg really is worth a thousand words, though

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, August 9, 2012 11:04 AM (1 hour ago)

sarahell, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:42 (9 months ago) Permalink

astrology is bunk but in a meaningless universe with the planet careening towards total destruction it's kind of fun

― Iago Galdston, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 4:03 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

surm, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 15:04 (9 months ago) Permalink

(pertaining to tswift)

could shakespeare have written that well at 14? idts.
― prolego, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 12:19 PM

totally tongue in cheek but still

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:35 (9 months ago) Permalink

74.

dude, the last 'serious' book I read was Nixonland and it took me a year.

― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, August 13, 2012 7:35 PM

Michael Daddino, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:24 (9 months ago) Permalink

and let's again thank Alfred for getting me into www film criticism, Destroyer of Time and Value.

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:25 (9 months ago) Permalink

haha in 10 years of posting here, everyone i've met in person has been awesome -- except daddino, who made it a mission to thoroughly shit on the musical tastes of one ilxor's gf (not even mine!)

i do appreciate his gbv thread tho

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:40 (9 months ago) Permalink

73.

haha in 10 years of posting here, everyone i've met in person has been awesome -- except daddino, who made it a mission to thoroughly shit on the musical tastes of one ilxor's gf (not even mine!)

This troubles and disturbs me -- I have no memory of ever doing this ever, not ever! Was this at Alex and Ally's Christmas party last year?

Michael Daddino, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:55 (9 months ago) Permalink

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:57 (9 months ago) Permalink

xp sorry, i didn't mean to get all heated

nah, it was at tom & jerry's or whatever that bar is called a long time ago. and it was o.nate's gf.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:03 (9 months ago) Permalink

72.

You mean the Magician? That was the big ILXor gathering spot back when we all didn't hate each other.

I don't remember ever meeting o.nate or his girlfriend!

Michael Daddino, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:08 (9 months ago) Permalink

i remember the tom and jerry meet up.
what's with the numerical countdown?

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:51 (9 months ago) Permalink

you just had to go and ask didn't you

like a sunrise (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:57 (9 months ago) Permalink

well the man was setting it up, let's let him play through

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

I'm rather disappointed in the internet tbh. No pet owners have recreated the girls' video as "puppy riot"

― StanM, Friday, 17 August 2012 12:33 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Friday, 17 August 2012 12:36 (9 months ago) Permalink

sometimes i really don't understand your taste

― lex pretend, Sunday, August 19, 2012 6:10 PM (11 minutes ago)

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:22 (9 months ago) Permalink

boom

mookieproof, Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:27 (9 months ago) Permalink

tbf the odds of there being someone that has a beard and loves britney are higher on ilx than pretty much anywhere else in the world

― some dude, Monday, August 20, 2012 10:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 15:15 (9 months ago) Permalink

overlooks saudi arabia imo

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:19 (9 months ago) Permalink

lol

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 15:19 (9 months ago) Permalink

or gay bars

your native bacon (mh), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:19 (9 months ago) Permalink

some of these criteria of rock put 'radio free europe' well ahead of 'back in black'

― Philip Nunez, Monday, August 20, 2012 11:37 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think that discussion may be more suited for the tracks poll.

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Monday, August 20, 2012 11:38 PM (4 minutes ago)

glumdalclitch, Monday, 20 August 2012 22:44 (9 months ago) Permalink

if you guys are friends with the PFM editor on Facebook, there's a lively discussion going on. Raymond Williams has come up once.

If you mean Mark, I don't see it -- altho maybe he has blocked me from seeing his posts.

― squicky chutzpah in the drug biz (jaymc), Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:06 PM (8 minutes ago)

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 14:16 (9 months ago) Permalink

69.

why are we trying to zing each other with truisms

― Tim F, Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:43 AM (14 hours ago)

Michael Daddino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 02:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

the truest 69

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 August 2012 03:57 (9 months ago) Permalink

bert yansh (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 August 2012 05:17 (9 months ago) Permalink

little letters, telling people's lives, in a white box online

true story

― surm, Thursday, August 23, 2012 8:57 PM Bookmark

The Reverend, Friday, 24 August 2012 05:48 (9 months ago) Permalink

i realize that cold motherfuckers exist, yes
― some dude, Saturday, August 25, 2012

The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 August 2012 17:48 (9 months ago) Permalink

I never liked them. Did anyone hear their last album (came out last year) - very bad music.

― Click here to read in HD (dog latin), Thursday, 30 August 2012 21:48 (Yesterday)

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:52 (8 months ago) Permalink

is there a larger version of that anywhere? kinda frustrating to have to squint and try to figure out just how tasteless it is.

― every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered)

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 23:41 (8 months ago) Permalink

being OCD and unable to make intuitive, preferential decisions, i have devised a system of random music selection to give me surprises...... i bring up a group of lists (i love lists) and use a random number generator to select an album from the list.

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:17 (8 months ago) Permalink

omg

your naïve bacon (mh), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:53 (8 months ago) Permalink

It is wise to agree with me as I am all-knowing.

― Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Tuesday, September 11, 2012 9:46 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your naïve bacon (mh), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:02 (8 months ago) Permalink

yeah i get what he is saying. he's not talking about me though because all of my complaints are completely legitimate and everyone else's are petty bullshit until they have seen for themselves what i've seen.

― horribl ecreature (harbl), Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Mordy, Thursday, 13 September 2012 23:26 (8 months ago) Permalink

I stole that joke, but I wanted to share it.

― centibutt hz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:48 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Sunday, 16 September 2012 15:51 (8 months ago) Permalink

really quite impressive sound design, i said to myself while fashioning a noose

― r|t|c, Friday, 21 September 2012 11:02 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did communist FB take down the awesome bacon quran picture? (DJ Mencap), Friday, 21 September 2012 12:18 (8 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

i'm so happy that this thread open w/ tuomas skeptically grilling lex about his inability to operate a television set

― Mordy, Wednesday, October 10, 2012 5:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:39 (7 months ago) Permalink

that really was kind of heartwarming

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 11 October 2012 01:55 (7 months ago) Permalink

ok everyone this is ILX and ILX is not about personal sniping across social media platforms. ILX is about Taylor Swift records and Tarantino films and disgruntled left-winger hand wringing. It's about trucker hats and talking dinosaurs and having hot chicks in our beds after we play awesome metal shows. we need to remember why we all came together to share our ideas about UK Funky House and Velvet Underground minutiae and Drake. we need to remember that we hate pitchfork but read it religiously, and that we're not cool with Amanda Palmer. we need to remember why we are who we are. in the name of Aaliyah, we need to remember.

― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:28 PM

sleeve, Friday, 19 October 2012 06:56 (7 months ago) Permalink

<3

love this so much

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 06:57 (7 months ago) Permalink

o lord tupac talk to em

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 October 2012 07:02 (7 months ago) Permalink

too much ILM in that lot

rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 October 2012 07:06 (7 months ago) Permalink

<3<3

Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Friday, 19 October 2012 08:07 (7 months ago) Permalink

wau

*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Friday, 19 October 2012 08:47 (7 months ago) Permalink

Nice post, but it seems to describe ILM mostly. When it comes to ILE, clusterfucks are as much a traditional part of it as Cuddlestein Mountain.

Tuomas, Friday, 19 October 2012 09:18 (7 months ago) Permalink

if tuomas is our new loremaster then gawd help future generations, thousands of in-page 'see note x for further clarification' *thumbs to note x* 'note x: ....?.....'

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Friday, 19 October 2012 09:31 (7 months ago) Permalink

hahaha

Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Friday, 19 October 2012 09:45 (7 months ago) Permalink

too much ILM in that lot

― rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 October 2012 07:06

sleeve, Friday, 19 October 2012 15:36 (7 months ago) Permalink

but trucker hat!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:54 (7 months ago) Permalink

What kind of EOY Metal Poll do you want this year? POLL closes: November 02 (in 6 days)

mookieproof, Friday, 26 October 2012 22:10 (7 months ago) Permalink

haha, totally

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Friday, 26 October 2012 22:13 (7 months ago) Permalink

without looking, one assumes that's "solitary posts that effortlessly sum up the spirit of Algerian Goalkeeper"

sug night (sic), Friday, 26 October 2012 22:40 (7 months ago) Permalink

mookieproof, Friday, 26 October 2012 23:09 (7 months ago) Permalink

and wtf, the very definition of internet bulletin board poll involves inane hair-splitting and ridiculous arguments.

― Hellhouse

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 28 October 2012 20:13 (6 months ago) Permalink

You had a chance to make a perfectly good Boards of Canada joke and you blew it.

― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Monday, October 29, 2012 8:29 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

Gukbe, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:30 (6 months ago) Permalink

be a man and post a link or stfu

xpost

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 6:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

caek, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:38 (6 months ago) Permalink

nevah heard alt-j, the guardian's blurb on them says "The music is rich and quirky enough to match the imagistic literacy of the lyrics, from the majestic, cinematic sweep of Intro onwards." that somehow does a good job of telling me nothing about how they sound while letting me know that i don't need to hear it.

― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Thursday, November 1, 2012 11:30 PM (7 minutes ago)

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 1 November 2012 23:38 (6 months ago) Permalink

I'll be honest, I don't really listen to a shit-ton of music by black women

― how's life, Sunday, November 4, 2012 7:16 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 November 2012 13:01 (6 months ago) Permalink

what thread be that from?

Agreeable Goal-reacher (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 4 November 2012 14:50 (6 months ago) Permalink

Taylor Swift?

pandemic, Sunday, 4 November 2012 14:53 (6 months ago) Permalink

haaaaa

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Sunday, 4 November 2012 15:52 (6 months ago) Permalink

i say throw out a poll, that is what ILM is all about!

― Bee OK, Friday, 2 November 2012 02:00 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chow mein kampf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:57 (6 months ago) Permalink

if you are over the age of like 19 and have any opinion on this whatsoever, you are basically a brony

― croup da color of mayonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 12:03 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:40 (6 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I'm looking forward to lists from Rock-A-Rolla, Decibel, The Soda Shop, Heavy Planet, Captain Beyond Zen, Doomantia, The Obelisk, The Quietus, The Wire and Terrorizer.

― Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 2:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:39 (6 months ago) Permalink

i actually decided it was cool to call ppl 'hipsters' again for 2013

― fanute da croupier (D-40), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 12:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 20:21 (6 months ago) Permalink

Crimped Hair ‏@DinkMagic
Remember, if you feel like you're in a rut, there's always ALWAYS a way to be even slightly more pointlessly contrary about everything

乒乓, Saturday, 1 December 2012 13:37 (5 months ago) Permalink

lol i'm still kinda drunk and not at my most articulate, so i'll tell you why you're stupid in the morning

― these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Sunday, 2 December 2012 22:37 (1 hour ago)

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Sunday, 2 December 2012 12:51 (5 months ago) Permalink

I'm looking forward to lists from Rock-A-Rolla, Decibel, The Soda Shop, Heavy Planet, Captain Beyond Zen, Doomantia, The Obelisk, The Quietus, The Wire and Terrorizer.

― Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 2:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually decided it was cool to call ppl 'hipsters' again for 2013

― fanute da croupier (D-40), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 12:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^I actually read this together as one c&p and thought for a minute I was in the excelsior thread

in a year with thirteen goons (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 3 December 2012 07:22 (5 months ago) Permalink

I must be getting tired

in a year with thirteen goons (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 3 December 2012 07:22 (5 months ago) Permalink

^^^I actually read this together as one c&p and thought for a minute I was in the excelsior thread

― in a year with thirteen goons (Drugs A. Money)

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 3 December 2012 07:24 (5 months ago) Permalink

i don't know but i just remembered the rule that n changes to m if the next letter is m, p, or b. so it should be embuttening

― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, December 3, 2012 10:11 PM (28 seconds ago)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:13 (5 months ago) Permalink

lol I just got called a hipster like half an hour ago *likes r&b*

― rap乒 4-tay (The Reverend), Thursday, December 6, 2012 6:20 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crüt, Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:21 (5 months ago) Permalink

hahahaha

rap乒 4-tay (The Reverend), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:49 (5 months ago) Permalink

(I was always a dick ;_; )

― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Monday, December 10, 2012 8:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 10 December 2012 15:10 (5 months ago) Permalink

clearly you don't have encyclopedic knowledge on this topic, so it's hard to take your wrong opinion on this subjective matter seriously.

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 00:41 (5 months ago) Permalink

Whose opinion is stupid?

― Mark G, Thursday, December 13, 2012 7:41 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:31 (5 months ago) Permalink

rhetorical questions that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

boner m (electricsound), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

on the other hand *destroys thread with endless c/p, posts image macro*

― frogbs, Friday, December 14, 2012 5:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Friday, 14 December 2012 22:26 (5 months ago) Permalink

- Bob Marley

― Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:36 (1 week ago)

Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:56 (5 months ago) Permalink

xpost too much "S" not enough "D" in there

― epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, December 18, 2012 12:50 PM

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:01 (5 months ago) Permalink

throw some D's on that post

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:41 (5 months ago) Permalink

I like Call of Duty and wanking. ¯\(°_o)/¯

― Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Saturday, December 22, 2012 5:01 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nobody's bitch speaks again (some dude), Saturday, 22 December 2012 12:51 (5 months ago) Permalink

My white Swedish ex-gf got dreads after we'd been dating a few weeks and it was almost a deal-breaker. She'd lived in South Africa for about a year prior to that and almost exclusively dated Iraqis before me, so I felt uncomfortable trying to judge the racial aspect of her hair, having grown up in the American south. I did think it looked stupid and hated how it would scratch my face whenever I tried to spoon her, though.

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 27 December 2012 05:14 (10 hours ago)

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 27 December 2012 15:48 (4 months ago) Permalink

one thing thats cool abt baggy shorts is no one can see yr peen

― lag∞n, Friday, December 28, 2012 8:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

small-scale fux with (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 28 December 2012 16:19 (4 months ago) Permalink

that's the problem with baggy shorts, amirite

Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:46 (4 months ago) Permalink

That's in one eye of the beholder.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:57 (4 months ago) Permalink

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:59 (4 months ago) Permalink

glad you came to terms with this sitcom

― mh, Tuesday, January 1, 2013 6:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 02:59 (4 months ago) Permalink

I'll just start using this thread to post stuff I think others should find funny.

― carl agita (Je55e), Sunday, January 6, 2013 3:05 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Sunday, 6 January 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Permalink

The idea that a bus transporting people from an airport would arrive with so little luggage space available, had people struggling to rearrange existing luggage (or rather loaded luggage) to try to fit things. So I got the driver to open the other side, thinking he'd open the boot.
Got on bus, realised that where I got off there was going to be traffic on that other side. Rearranged my luggage when bus stopped at the first main stop. Had to put them on top of somebody's suitcase so I worried that whoever might wind up leaving my bags by the side of the road if they had to get that case out, luckily didn't but i checked out of the window every time th ebus stopped anyway. Think I was lacking sleep.
When I moved my bags to other side of bus a family came along with several open topped bags and shoved them into that side of luggage area.
This meant that when I took my bags out these bags fell out and scattered contents all over the road. Still trying to work out if this happened when bus door opened or if my having moved bags left other things sliding and things were knocked. Anyway the idea of putting bags that weren't securely fastened at the top in the loose luggage area seems a tad shortsighted don't it?
I wound up picking up what had been lying facedown in a puddle, picking up various bottles of perfume or whatever that I think cam,e out of one container that didn't seem closable and sticking them in a bag that seemed to be at least semi contained, though without a means of actually closing it. So I'm not sure if 2 different people's gear would have been mixed up. Did at least try to make sure nobody lost anything though.
& while I was doing that my local bus home arrived then left the bus stop on the other side of the road.

Also stupid traffic control system around this area, on way out late last month I wound up just missing one bus, thinking there would be another one along in 10-15 minutes. Instead next one arrived about 50 minutes later by which time I was hitting myself about missing the intercity bus I need to connect to further transport. When this bus arrived i asked why so late? To be told that it had been stuck at a junction for an age. THe local council had decided about 2 years back to swap a series of roundabouts around town that appeared to work for a set of traffic light led junctions. The first time this had happened it had meant that traffic had nasty tailbacks every time it was remotely busy instead of the continual flow that a roundabout meant. But no they went and did it to at least 10 other similar junctions. So you can't rely on buses in mid afternoon on Friday and the weekend. Thought this started a couple of hours after I set off though.

& to cap off everything, since this bus was so late it was fuller than it should have been so I'm standing with my bag and cases and wind up with people trying to park prams on my feet which had nowhere else to be.

― Stevolende, Saturday, 5 January 2013 14:24 (2 days ago)

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 7 January 2013 12:42 (4 months ago) Permalink

I can't even understand what kind of bus this is

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 06:24 (4 months ago) Permalink

porcelain

hex reducing nipple (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 06:47 (4 months ago) Permalink

I've also been searching for "race war" on ilx, and every result I've clicked on is jon saying he will not tollerate this race war stuff followed by a few random people making race war comments.

― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, January 11, 2013 11:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:32 (4 months ago) Permalink

a+

mh, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:42 (4 months ago) Permalink

it should be noted that no one is forcing you to open this thread to make fart jokes

― J0rdan S., Friday, January 11, 2013

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 11 January 2013 20:49 (4 months ago) Permalink

ha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:50 (4 months ago) Permalink

let's face it, we were promised a future where we'd all be robbing japanese corporations thanks to the software plugs in our necks, and instead we got white text on a black background and people sniping at each other over some cowboy breakup
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, January 12, 2013 2:26 AM (59 minutes ago)

stet, Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:27 (4 months ago) Permalink

haha

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:28 (4 months ago) Permalink

nice

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:36 (4 months ago) Permalink

Definitely

The Teardrop ILXplodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:56 (4 months ago) Permalink

It didn't even really satisfy me on a spot the reference level

― Number None, Saturday, 12 January 2013 05:41 (2 days ago)

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 14 January 2013 00:03 (4 months ago) Permalink

wow this is literally the dumbest conversation in a group of people who had a 100-post conversation about the "hemiola" in a chief keef song

― You Have Been Yellow Carded By a Moderator: (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 10:08 AM (3 days ago)

sarahell, Saturday, 19 January 2013 10:30 (4 months ago) Permalink

Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.

― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:57 (3 months ago) Permalink

curious to release this the night before the superbowl

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, February 3, 2013 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ima go (DJ Mencap), Monday, 4 February 2013 08:54 (3 months ago) Permalink

I don't even trust people who are happy frequently

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2013 18:29 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 4 February 2013 12:27 (3 months ago) Permalink

snarky privileged kids vs. hippy privileged kids. DILEMMA

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, February 10, 2013 10:01 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Mordy, Sunday, 10 February 2013 15:09 (3 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

"You're wrong because you're probably wrong because there has to be a way in which I'm right"

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, March 6, 2013 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Thursday, 7 March 2013 12:01 (2 months ago) Permalink

I don't know why I even bother.

― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 9 March 2013 10:29 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fizzles, Saturday, 9 March 2013 10:44 (2 months ago) Permalink

nvm everything sucks

― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, February 28, 2013 1:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:15 (2 months ago) Permalink

you don't understand anything

― j., Saturday, March 16, 2013 7:34 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 02:43 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

How long did it take your persona to transform into your staple character
― how's life, Monday, April 1, 2013

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

re: nardwuar but very applicable i think

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

I genuinely regret being part of what's becoming a dogpile on someone who confessed a strong reaction to a dumb song because of personal experience.
― da croupier, Wednesday, April 10, 2013

gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

sometimes it's fun to watch strangers getting pointlessly butthurt about things

― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, April 10, 2013 8:51 PM (6 minutes ago)

Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

i copied and pasted that from the ILE board description so

veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

lol i wonder how many times the board descriptions have changed since i last noticed

Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

that one has been there a fair while

Im am... gobsacked (electricsound), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

was gonna say

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

so I guess it's ok to start talking about how that innocent naked guy had a totally rockin' bod?

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 April 2013 08:31 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Friday, 19 April 2013 10:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 April 2013 17:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

ILX is antisocial media.

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 8:06 AM

my mental killfile seems to be working (sleeve), Friday, 19 April 2013 22:28 (1 month ago) Permalink

otm

johnny crunch, Friday, 19 April 2013 22:31 (1 month ago) Permalink

is everyone drunk here

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:44 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:48 (1 month ago) Permalink

yeah that's a lovely piece. two lovers blows though.

― daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:16 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Gukbe, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 03:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

i think i also became disenchanted with the method of literary analysis that i see so presently used. i think it goes like this, that you read a text carefully, but u look for repetitions, rhymes, echoes in the text, u see that structurally an element is repeated here but slightly differently there, u begin to theorize about why. u start to think about the energies of the text, right, how certain themes or motes or ideas get repeated - but not the same way! - and how it builds on itself. u get excited. u see an individual struggle between pierre and an assailant get interspersed between chapters of troop movements at the crimea. u read that pierre all of a sudden notices his hand, he uses his hand, and maybe 5 chapters earlier there was a metaphor about how the russian army was like that of a fist. u get excited! u write about it. it gets saved in a word doc, or on ilx.com. a week goes by, what do u remember of it? what does anybody remember of it? time to die.

― 乒乓, Thursday, April 25, 2013 3:33 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:34 (1 month ago) Permalink

i'm impressed by his presentism there

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:53 (1 month ago) Permalink

Str8 fire beautiful post, relate much to it

The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

that post is everything

Clay, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:57 (1 month ago) Permalink

what reason is there to be nice to that asshole

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 26, 2013 12:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:13 (1 month ago) Permalink

i had no use for him

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:59 (1 month ago) Permalink

great post dayo

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 April 2013 17:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

and yet no feelings of pride or achievement

― Mordy, Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:06 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:42 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

the real answer to this question is probably blood, jizz, and dead wasps

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RIESLING (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:47 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

warm leveret (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:57 (1 week ago) Permalink

I knew my zing was valid

― charli.xlsx (sic), Wednesday, May 15, 2013

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