This will start as soon as my compatriots fix themselves drinks ( I have already fixed myself several Hamms) and we settle into the inevitable.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
1 Hour 29 minutes.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
Working out some connectivity issues at the moment for phantom laptop, plz to be patient.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES? SURMOUNTED! (no, not that guy.)
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
i r excited
wait, what is this again?
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
Caledonia will watch it too! BRING IT!
"Sorry I accidently domed your one"
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
Anal Princesses Vol. 64
― milo z, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
We found the remote. We got past the initial failiure of the disk. So much work. Now we will be rewarded for our efforts. 10...9...8...7...
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Sorry I accidently domed your one son"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
AND. GO!
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
I hate technology.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
Apparently, this movie is about teh smoking of teh weed.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
Now barbecuing questionable looking ham hocks.
The meat looks good. I can't identify all of it.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Yes, my meat is ready."
First Yo Momma Joke sighted at 2:47.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
First DEEZ NUTS joke sighted at 3:32.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
*looks into the camera and winks*
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
BBQ apron says "EAT MY MEAT" in big friendly letters.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
guys, be careful
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
Token mexican named "Pedro" sighted @ 5:35.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh oh. Nobody has bud, but the Mexican mafia.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Dude . . .
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
This is a recipe for disaster.
― molly mummenschanz, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
Big tough "Friday"-style musclebound trope has just arrived. Demands meat. Informed he can't kidnap people. Named Ray-Ray. Just got out of prison 2 hours ago. Will "Kill all of you motherfuckers to sit down and eat cheesecake!"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
"You just got out of jail two hours ago. Where'd you get htat gun?"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
This feels like watching your loved ones take PCP and flay themselves while you are trapped behind soundproof plate glass, watching every bloody slice and rip but unable to do anything but bang fruitlessly on the window and wail hopelessly, only with a hell of a lot more laughs.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
I Think I know far too many people who would "Kill all of you motherfuckers to sit down and eat cheesecake!"
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
Ray-Ray is now about to eat his pastrami, and smoke some, or all of these fools. Gives sidekick funny, undersized gun.
Gratuitous lip-smacking noted by Caledonia.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
Ray-Ray now shot. Someone is supposedly sleeping with a 12 year-old?
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
Ray-ray is dead dead.
Musclebounfd trope has red slime mold growing out the side of his head. This may or may not have been caused by a shot to the head.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:11 (3 years ago) Permalink
Bad ass fighters now part of the deal. We are in the desert now. Not sure why.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
Caledonia claims to have spotted a "real life gay" in the entourage of players.
I think he may be the son that will be domed.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
Wait, so who is Ray-Ray??????
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think this was made possible by an elaborate system of teleprompters.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
The gay guy is gonna get domed?
― molly mummenschanz, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yes.
"Sorry I Accidentally Domed Your Entire Cast"
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
Ray-ray has the mold problem.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'm confused. And now craving cheesecake. Bastards.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Hairy-horse nuts" used as a pejorative.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
I would like to see what the folks confused by "POTC: AWE" would make of this movie. I suspect crying followed by spontaneous combustion.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
Dad is actually kinda funny.
I'm still looking for an accurate definition of "domed" here.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mexican head honcho of mafia is now giving our heros candy canes for calling him "Fred" instead of Mr. Sanchez.
He has a very nice kitchen. In which they are discussing illegal boxing matches.
Now, he is angry about being called Fred, and is threatening them with a serving spoon.
I have no idea what is going on. This Mexican fellow playing Fred is doing a bad job of playing a hard-nosed Mexican fellow.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
Term "bounce" causing confusion w/Fred that is not to be called Fred.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
PRETEND CONFUSION OH SNAP.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
"domed" = what happened to Ray-Ray.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
NOT HELPING DANIEL
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
I have no idea why they are having a boxing match in the desert.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
I say it again: dude . . .
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
"The Highlander" and "Mariano Big Dog" are now fighting. Our heroes appear distressed.
KNEE TO TEH GROIN ILLICITS "OH NOES" EXPRESSION.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
worst fake stomach kick EVER
The dust, she flies
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
This is baad fake fighting.
Worst death scene ever. Embarrassing fight noises phoned in from soundstages. Man in black suit upset (not Fred.) Excuse of having shits and needing cork invoked for escape from situation by our heroes. Soon to be domed son just stole money from dad/fred/not fred, leaving w/heroes.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
"The shits" used as an excuse.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
SHITTIEST FAKE DOPE EVER LOOKS LIKE PARSLEY.
Parsley?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
They appear to have set the dope-smoking scene in Kurupt's garage.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
Just admit it, you guys: you've smoked parsley. Jeez.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
Thanks for the expository, filmakers. They are explaining the wrong things to us.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
BUDGET CONTROL. Use of "Bomb-diggety" to describe the quality of Parsley. Hand-held camera work officially OUT OF CONTROL to indicate crazy use of the marijuana cigarette.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
They are not using good weed smoking circle etiquette and that makes me upset. They should know better!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
Manners are important in every situation.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
diggity is an important and useful word
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
Worst fake brains ever on sidekick t-shirt. Part of it appears to be mustard. I don't know why.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yes, manners are important, even if one is going to get domed.
― molly mummenschanz, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
Next time I am setting up a WebEx meeting and we are all going to join and watch the movie together on our computers.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
what the hell is going on here
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
"You remember that ugly bitch I got pregnant?"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
Dan, you are brilliant and funny.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
(Hi River Wolf)
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Blood, brains, and pastrami meat all over me."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Raggedy ass gun" in sidekicks hand appears to be a portent of things to come. Escape from Ray-Ray ascribed to "that ugly bitch I got pregnant" named Shaniqua. This turn of events seems to have been edited out of the film due to time constraints.
xposts.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
ok wtf at this movie and I'm not even watching it
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
(RW, in case your question was serious - John, FB, and Caledonia are watching a terrible film, drinking, and live-blogging for the entertainment of the masses. They are also distracting me from re-writing my lame paper, which I REALLY APPRECIATE.)
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK, the "doming" of the son literally had nothing to do with anything that happened up to this point.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
Sidekick is named "Hey Love." post-doming of son, he is labelled as a "stupid ass retarded idiot." The solution appears to be to kill "Hey Love". Realization that "Hey Love" has the only gun. Plan revoked.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
DVD operation error due to the drunk means that we will be watching this crucial scene for a second time.
"What you need to do is smoke this joint. And calmmmm dowwwwnnnnn. Frommmm the Moooonnnn!"
missed that quote the first time through.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
Wow, they really are smoking parsley, aren't they.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
"She ugly, and her son ugly. That little ugly motherfucker saved my life today. And today, I love ugly. Viva la ugly! Viva la ugly!" Last "Viva la ugly" accompanied by emphatic gesture which leads to doming of son.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
wtf
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
Was it the doming really accidental, or more "accidental on purpose?"
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
I BELIEVE THEIR TRAGIC STORY, DOUBTING THOMAS.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
Movie name quoted at 32:04.
PAUSING DUE TO INTERNET DIFFICULTIES.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK, so we need a smoke break.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
PROTECT YOUR SPICE RACK CALEDONIA
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
srsly what the hell you guys
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
i am so lost right now, and i'm not even on W33d
also, as far as i know, "doming" means "(thunder)doming," which means seeing who can drink the most beers in the least amount of time in order to determine who will be captain of a sports team next year
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think that reflects on the quality of the film more than it does on your state of mind, River Wolf.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
Also, thank you for that new working definition of "doming." I'm not sure how that could be accomplished accidentally, however.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
RIVER WOLF:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353545/
It is happening.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Well kill him with garden tools, and they'll think we was mad." -strategem 1: kill Hey-Love and say that he was a burglar who killed Cesar. Exact revenge upon burglar.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
was it just dumb luck, or was it the bud?
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
YES
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
jesus, now i want to go buy another 12 beers and watch a dumb movie with my fri....WAIT A MINUTE
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
Current freeze-frame on sad Pedro, why you braek hart?
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
I feel that we're not giving this move a fair shake because we're losing its momentum . . . just saying . . .
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
KURUPT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
ANYMORE
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Hold on, you damn maniac gardners, I'll do it!"
They are about to call Fred to let him know that they have accidentally domed his son.
I think that this is a smart move on their part.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
but then he will know :-/
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Domes mean we just shoot him in the head, by accident though."
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
switching to whiskey
i blame YOU
Hey-Love is calling the soon-to-be berieved parent.
"Hello, we just accidentally domed your son. Oh, Domed means 'shoot him in the head'."
Oops, it is the parent of an eight-year old. Hey-Love doesn't see the problem. It has to be explained to him.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
Pedro is making bad decisions.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
Surprising.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
Brisco will be killed slowly times five for his involvement in this terrible error.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
my name is not pedro
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
Not anymore it isn't.
So says "not Fred."
Apparently, the solution is to call Krego. Whoever that is.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
Crazy berieved parent scene is unconvincing.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
bereved
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
"sweetie, for the right price, I can find Tupac."
bereaved
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mr. Fred seems to be having a break with reality, and is feeding a puppy made out of a sock candy while showing it pictures of domed sons dead mom while discussing the torments he is about to visit upon our heroes.
berwhatever.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
Poolside scene accompanied by what sounds a lot like Insane Clown Possee(?!)
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
Kurupt has arrived on the scene.
Gun barrel kissed. Shit appears to be about to get serious.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
WE HAVE POOL SCENE.
A moment of wisdom from Karupt.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
Merely switching ID's will not be sufficient, says Krego.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Plastic surgery is the solution. Follow up line to be transcribed by FB.
Plastic surgery is the solution.
Isn't is always?
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
I need another beer.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK SO THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
After the street wisdom soliloquy, Karupt springs the plastic surgery plan.
"You meen like titties. Hell no."
"No, like on your faces."
"Titties on my face?"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
NO SERIOUSLY HOLY FUCK THIS IS MAYBE THE BEST MOVIE EVER.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh, Hey-Love.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
Sorry, that was, "I'm gonna get some titties on my faces?"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
Inspirational message from Krego that plastic surgery will only change who they are on the outside, but could never change who they are on the inside.
It seems that discreet plastic surgeons only operate out of...ARIZONA. This is explicitly stated by our spirit guide Krego.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
Invention of the word "Insoquently." TAKE THAT OXFORD OED.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:11 (3 years ago) Permalink
Another scene in Kurupts garage. Heartfelt love is exchanged. Escalade is fondled with great affection.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
FUNNY OLD PEOPLE. YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE THEY HAVE CANES.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
They seem to have been unable to afford actual old people, and have replaced them with our heroes in really shitty rubber masks and fat suits.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
THIS SCENE MAKES NO SENSE AND IS MAKING ME SORT OF ANGRY.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Liza, you can go pee blood on the side of that tree for all I care, you're the one with the bad kidney."
I think these two old men are trying to fight, or they are trying to fuck each other, or both.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK, it's Elijah. And they were trying to fuck each other. and fight. my head hurts.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
This is very painful.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
(no one appreciates today's greatest lolcat ;_;)
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
This stripper can not act. She is a hit man, but really, she is obviously a stripper/actress in real life.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
OH I DO DAN I DO.
Dan, I'm totally appreciating your lolcat. Very awesome!
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
^_^
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK, maybe stripper/stripper/model/hooker/stripper/actress.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
Paper = finished; I'd better go to sleep (early class tomorrow). But THANX guys, UR all v. funny.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK, so Pedro is from the Count Floyd school of acting.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
I am so not regretting throwing this onto the top of my Netflix queue.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
Stripper/stripper/hitstripper now in pool, Kurupt has muscleboy pointing gun at him.
Stripperlady in thongsuit, muscleboy in sensibly comfortable sweatpants.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
hitstripper has terrifying overbite. Krego talking wise.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
river wolf, Hey-Love is making the argument that it was the weed. I, for one, am not convinced.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
Drill to eye. Krego unimpressed, says "Quit fucking around and get to drilling". Location of our heroes acheived through encyclopedia brown use of pencil impression on paper. Not drilled.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
Back in the desert.
WACKY PISS GAG IMMINENT.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
in the desert.
NO WAIT, IT WILL BE A POOPING IN THE OUTDOORS JOKE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
Two toughs, a weight-lifter and an actress/stripper (or is it a stripper/actress) in a bikini, threaten Karupt with a drill and snap his neck. They get an address off a pencil rub on a pad.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
Can I call it or what?
"You all messing with my shit time! This ain't healthy!"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
WE FAIL AT XPOSTS.
Hey-Love, behind a bush:
"Y'all messin with my shit time"
"How'd you wipe your ass?"
"I was gonna take care of it next time we stop."
"You gonna have to ride in the trunk you peanut butter ass motherfucker."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh no, after being exiled to the back of the truck for wiping his ass with his hand (!), Hey Love manages to drop the card (that I failed to mention before)that is the only way to gain entrance to the exclusive gangland plastic surgeon.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Homeboy one of them CAJUNS!"
.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
THIS SCENE CANNOT BE DESCRIBED.
The plastic surgeon is in his underwear, he just brought out his son who has recently been run over by a monster truck.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
grr
xpost: waht
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I'm retarded."
"Boy, you not retarded. You head just got smashed and your face is burnt. You aint retarded."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
30 minutes to go.
xsxpost: I HAVE NO IDEA.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
Also, I feel I should mention that this film seems to have some sort of unhealthy obsession with fishing hats.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
"You're more like a 4 or five year old, but you're dumb as fuck so more like a 2 or 3 year old or something."
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:41 (3 years ago) Permalink
Pedro "The moneys all there sir."
Rufus (underpanted plastic surgeon): "Shut up before I pull your panties down, boy"
Not-retarded monster truck victim "How you mean? Like a girl?"
Rufus too Pedro:"Shut up boy. And that goes for you too, little senorita. Uhhhhhuh. Cha ching"
Confused looks.
"I know the money's all there, cuz if it isn't, I'd shoot all you all in the head with a shit-stained bullet, huh?"
N-R MTV "Can I see your panties?"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Uh, Sir."
"Call me Rufus, pretty eyes."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think they just drank jizz-lemonade. It is a mark of the quality of this film that I am unsure.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
you guys are driving me to drink
― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
We are now in the desert. "Pink Panties" and "Seniorita" were forced to stay behind.
This is getting kind of long.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
Hitthong has just arrived. In the desert. For no reason.
Uh-oh, the two toughs foungd the escalade in the desert. Two of them are looking for the card. They found it. Gosh, but here are the toughs.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
LONGEST LEAD UP TO A FIGHT EVER, IMPROVISED BY IDIOTS.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Man are you alright."
"Motherfucker, I'm hiccupping blood. Do you think it's alright to be hiccuping blood."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
WE ARE TOO DRUNK FOR TEH XPOST AWARENESS.
Hitthong is following them, using her wily stripperskills.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
Guy whose name I don't know has just promised to show Monster truck his panties in order to not be killed by Rufus, but instead shows his "man drawers."
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
OH JESUS FUCK.
Monster Truck is now masterbating voraciously.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
The noises of this are unpleasant OH SHIT.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
The orgasm sound effect was taken from the same stock as the defecation sound effect.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
horrible squishy finishing sound.
thongoverbite has just requested closure with guns after arriving and has been disarmed by Rufus. Implication of sexing, not sure by whom, heroes escape.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I wonder what happened."
"Me too."
Thanks screen writer. I guess I do to.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
NAUGHTY NURSES IN PLASTIC SURGERY OFFICE.
Plastic surgery office also in Kurupt's garage.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Make me look like that little faggot on Soul Train."
We progress through Billy Dee and Denzel, but these celebrity reconstructions are too expensive.
"What's the cheapest celebrity you got?"
"Spike Lee."
Forget it, then."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
SIX WEEKS LATER
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
Rufus has delivered stripperoverbite and muscleboy to plastic surgeryman.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
tHEY LOOK TOTALY DIFFERENT, BUT THEY ARE STILL DRIVING THE SAME eSCALADE.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
Random different actors are now our heroes, and I feel like I should know them, or at least I would if I hung out with Kurupt.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mysterious unveiling of stripthong and musclefella now looking like our former heroes. This comedy appears to end in them being domed by Mr. Fred.(accidentally get it huh OH YEAH!)
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
AND THAT'S IT.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
Correction: credits read "Hay Love".
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
OH WAIT FUNNY SECOND ENDING WITH ODD OLD PEOPLE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ?BEEN TRYING TO HAVE THE SEX OR FIGHT AND NOW THEY ARE SMOKING TEH WEED BECAUSE ITS FUNNY AS THEY ARE OLD AND NOW ITS ALL OK.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
Random email address at the end of IRONHO✧✧✧@A✧✧.C✧✧.
I will now email this person for an explanation.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
Movie was dedicated to eight dead people.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
FUCK AN EMAIL OBSCURER.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
body of sent email: Dear IRONHO✧✧✧@A✧✧.C✧✧,
Your email address is at the end of  the credits of "I accidentally domed your son."
What's up with that?
-j.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
Conclusion: I was very drunk, but not drunk enough.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
― ghost rider, Saturday, 2 June 2007 06:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
I must know the answer to the e-mail.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 June 2007 06:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
Haha monumentally awesome. Well done!
― Trayce, Saturday, 2 June 2007 08:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
lmao
― strgn, Saturday, 2 June 2007 11:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
very, very good
― Just got offed, Saturday, 2 June 2007 11:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
Inspiring work guys!
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 11:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
this cannot have been a bad idea
― kenan, Saturday, 2 June 2007 12:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
ok what's next?
― kenan, Saturday, 2 June 2007 13:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
you guys are really awesome and should be awarded some kind of ILX medal
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 2 June 2007 14:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'm especially happy to know what "domed" means now.
― Casuistry, Saturday, 2 June 2007 15:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
Help me pick our next movie.
1) Horror of the Blood Monsters
or
2) King Dinosaur
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
just based on the name i got to go w/1
― jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
wow, that's tough.
Plot summary for King Dinosaur (1955) advertisement
A new planet moves into our solar system
OK OK STOP RIGHT THERE.
― kenan, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
BECAUSE OF THIS THERE ARE DINOSAURS
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
uh, In the near future with a intergalactic vampire plague threatening earth,
― jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
this seems like an obv double feature
― jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
...for someone else to watch.
― kenan, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
dinosaurs? vampire cavemen? uh, Horror of the Blood Monster=winner
― Mr. Que, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
A little bit about the directors:
Bert I. Gordon, director and writer of King Dinosaur.
Al Adamson, director of Horror of the Blood Monsters
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
that is truly a little bit.
― kenan, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'm actually a little heartbroken that "...Domed Your Son" wasn't about accidental blowjobs.
― nickalicious, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
If it's any consolation, "shoot him in the head" is a little ambivalent.
Based on the special effects, I'm not certain that we can say that he was shot in the head with a bullet.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
Horror of the Blood Monsters it is. Are there any strenuous objections?
Date of next viewing: TBA.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
Your Netflix queue or mine?
― John Justen, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
good shit, fellas!
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
Horror definitely sounds the better bet. (I've seen King Dinosaur via MST3K -- and without Joel and bots it seems like it would be deadly.)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
So I gave "SIADYS" 5 stars in the "rate this for more recommendations", and it recommended "The Blues Brothers" and "George Carlin: Back in Town."
RONG.
― John Justen, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
Rating it one star?
"Lewis Black: Red White and Screwed." and "Trading Places".
Just in case you were wondering about the Netflix recommendation algorithm? SUXOR.
― John Justen, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
Why not watch Crossover (2006) IMDb's lowest rated movie?
I'm not a sadist or anything I promise.
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
C'mon, Wayne Brady is in it. That's like license to get 9AM plowed in it of itself!
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
Horror of the blood Monsters is in my queue. I will bump it up when we decide on a date.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 June 2007 23:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
You guys, what are we watching when I come out over Labor Day? (ps don't tell J031)
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 June 2007 23:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
We'll compile a list. We'll have plenty of time to break it down by then. *rubs hands together* Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
I only have one request/requirement:
NO WAYNE BRADY
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
DRACULA 3000.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
ok I could get behind that
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
FOR THE UNINITIATED
― John Justen, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
Caspar Van Dien, Udo Kier and Coolio = must watch.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:11 (3 years ago) Permalink
READ THE MEMORABLE QUOTES.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
(ps don't tell J031)
I can take J031 out for rum drinks if you need someone to distract her. I'm not sure you should just surprise her with "let's watch this terrible movie and live blog it, too!"
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 01:41 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Anne B. Real" looks like it's way more entertaining than "Crossover" : ANNE B. REAL is the coming of age story of a young female rapper, who finds her inspiration by reading the Diary of Anne Frank.
― clotpoll, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 05:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
For future reference:
Dünyayi kurtaran adam'in oglu, aka Turks in Space
Keloglan kara prens'e karsi * User comment: Also, never watch a Turkish comedy that tries to emulate the American ZAZ movies of the 80s.
Santa with Muscles * tagline: He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!
Ghosts Can't Do It * tagline: Only her desire can make him rise again
The Horror of Party Beach * taglines: FOR YOUR PROTECTION! We will not permit you to see these shockers unless you agree / The first horror monster musical!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
Also, never always watch a Turkish comedy that tries to emulate the American ZAZ movies of the 80s.
Improved.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
I have The Horror of Party Beach on tape in MST3K episode form. Notable fact: one of the first girls to be attacked by the monsters looks suspiciously like my husband's ex-girlfriend, Amy.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
MST3K fans, thanks for pointing out MST3K episodes. We want to go into virgin territory.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
Same as it ever was. (And wait, you mean you're a Minnesotan who is not a fan of said show? What's wrong with you?)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
BTW, Ghosts Can't Do It is possibly the worst movie in the universe. Special guest star: Donald Trump!
And wait, you mean you're a Minnesotan who is not a fan of said show?
I love the show. I accidentally stumbled upon it sometime in the first or second season. Never learned the name of that movie. I think the story was supposed to be set on the moon, but it looked more like New Mexico. As an irregular TV watcher, I only caught maybe a half-dozen episodes.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
FB, you realize you can put lots of MST3K in your netflix queue, right? I mean, if there's any room.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK SO THERE'S ALSO THIS, IF WE CAN FIND IT.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100028/
― John Justen, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
If you find that, I will loan you a pair of legwarmers.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Plot Keywords: Workout Video / Breasts / Independent Video / Aerobics / Shower Scene
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212559/
― John Justen, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265587/
― John Justen, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 18:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
Quotes: 187: Did I ever tell you how many times I'd see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazonkas... All the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda, and dreamed about your snow-white ass
― The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
first time i read that i thought it said bazookas and it seemed funnier.
Actually, perhaps this film, specifically the sequel. According to a random review I found, "...the ultimate so-bad-it's-good movie, unendingly hilarious for everyone's ability to do the stupidest possible thing they could be doing at any given moment. Highlight: A young boy prevents his family from eating poisoned food by pissing all over the dinner table!"
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
So many possibilities!
More on Troll 2:
remember the way RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK starts off on a high of adventure with that cave escape and then keeps trying to top it? Well, TROLL 2 starts out atop the Mt. Everest of stupidity and then miraculously keeps upping the stakes. It's the zenith of moron creativity! When you're holding your sides for the tenth time from laughing and think to yourself the "actors" can't possibly deliver another so-called line of dialogue in a way that's any more disjointedly absurd yet painfully sincere to top the last one, THEY DO IT!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 June 2007 01:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
Troll/Troll 2 now added to my queue.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 June 2007 01:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
Psyched by the 4-D Witch has been added to your Queue at position 471
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
Troll/Troll 2
Enjoyed By Members Who Enjoyed
Leprechaun House II: The Second Story Children of the Corn 4: The Gathering Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Pet Sematary 2
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think I might have actually seen one of the Troll movies on video when I was in high school.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 June 2007 16:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
YOU GUYS
― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
oh shit!!! --->> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnuRQR-3Ui8
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 15 June 2007 21:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
OH SHIT
― HI DERE, Friday, 15 June 2007 21:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
Wow. There's a sequel with Fred Astaire!
― Mr. Que, Friday, 15 June 2007 21:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
And Barbara Eden!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 June 2007 21:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
omg, now I have the theme song from "Harper Valley PTA" in my head.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 June 2007 22:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
Psyched by the 4-D Witch is on it's way. If anyone else wants to netflix it/dig it out from underneath a rock, you are more than welcome to join in our pain. Screening date TBA.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
Can't wait to read your commentary. Will consider participating, but I can barely get the Netflix movies that are supposed to be *good* watched at my house...
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
This is happening tonight, maybe, if I can find FB. Probably sort of likely unless he's forgotten or I was drunk when we talked about it and planned the dates wrong. Only time will tell.
― John Justen, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
JJ and FB, you are also needed on the State Fair Madness thread of dread.
― suzy, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
THIS IS HAPPENING TONIGHT, SYNCHRONIZE WATCHES TO UH WHATEVER TIME WE GET EVERYONE HERE AND GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO START.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 00:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
9:00 CST bitches. That's 50 minutes from now for those of you that live in incorrect timezones.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:11 (3 years ago) Permalink
Plus, we get to watch this faaabulous movie from the comfort of my couch that we just moved into our place today.
I require pizza and beer.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
The complete title of tonight's feature is Psyched by the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology), made in 1972.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
Beer is already here. I R drinking it. Pizza ordered. Plans acquiting themselves famously so far.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
Go go go!
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
From IMDB:
Tagline: A Psychic Freakout from the Underground.
Plot Outline: Novice witch Cindy is transported into a world of safe sex by the voice of Abigail from the 17th century.
From The Netflix sleeve:
In "Psyched by the 4-D Witch" (tild primarily in psychedelic effects), the sex-crazed spirit of a salem witch possesses innocent Cindy, but her brother becomes "The King of Sex Vampires."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
Transported into a world of safe sex? That doesn't sound very exciting.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
it is responsible evil. well ahead of its time.
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'm sure that you'll all be glad to know that I am posting this evening from a lightning fast g3 graphite tampon-case styled mac with a dead battery and a wireless card.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
Are you going to have safe sex with your tampon case?
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
Having penetrative sex during your/your partner's period: classic or dud
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
Although I can understand where you might get that impression from the devil may care attitude we've brought to the proceedings, I think my compatriots might find that rude.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
xpost, and whoah.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
No Tuomas? That's unpossible!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
81 minutes of pure entertainment awaits. We aren't starting until the pizza arrives, which should be soon.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
Also, I'm pretty sure that I have to get a lot more drunk before this starts, which I'm moving towards with great velocity. (Black Label, you are the wind beneath my wings.)
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
We each prepare in our own way:
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
Caledonia:
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yours truly:
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
FB, stylish as always:
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:11 (3 years ago) Permalink
Cor, I really want pizza now. I also promise to do this exact same thing soon. I have some good and terrible things I've been meaning to see.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:11 (3 years ago) Permalink
DARE TO DREAM!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK, the previews include "The Curious Dr. Hummp."
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
Some woman just felated a snake in another preview.
A man was just shown slowly undressing a baby doll's panties
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
"have you ever had an Egyptian feast?!?!"
-from previews
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
This is shaping up to be WAY better than "Domed." But we'll see.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
This DVD is a double feature, so depending on how this goes, we may also watch "Monster A-Go-Go."
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
kenan = blasphemer.
A snippet of the theme song is playing over the select screen, and it is promising.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
I sowwy. :(
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
"A psychic freakout in Trans-Etheric Vision"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
SMOKINGLY INEPT GEETAR SOLO.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
we may also watch "Monster A-Go-Go."
Wait, THE "Monster A-Go-Go"? If you survive it unMSTied you should proclaim yourselves superheroes.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
Launch!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
PRESSING...PLAY.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
That FB pic is making me sing "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria"
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
Bad shadow dancing.
"dancing."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
R rated!
xpost: hah!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
here we gooo!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
What time is it over there? It's 3:20am British o'clock, and I'm truly jealous I'm not watching Psyched by the 4-d Witch.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Beware of the 4-D witch, she's in your mind, she's everywhere."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
"we live in a very solid, very matter of fact three dimensional world
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
Philosophical narrative on the supernatural in our modern world.
Wise scientist voice-over accompanied by first TITTAYS of the film.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
Good witch = silver pasties and bejeweled panties
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
The 4th dimension is time. It's not supernatural. Read some Hawkings, witchy.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
Bad witch = ...blackface?
Estorica as the witch
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
credit given to "a host of astral demons"
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
Wow, boobs within the first minute or so? Sign of quality.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
Apparently we get another run through of the theme song.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
i hope they're not just 'getting them outta the way'
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
boobs, that is
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
AMAZING WORLD OF VOICE OVER STOCK FOOTAGE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
boobs and candles!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
Enter, our heroine, Cindy:
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
Sounds like she looks.
The narrator sounds like she is telling a children's story
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
Cue "Night on Bald Mountain"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
Two more boob shots already. No worries Gukbe.
Proven by ta-tas number four while typing.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
major tan line on the ta-tas
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
Cut "Night on Bald Mountain" without ceremony or even at the end of a measure.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
About six weeks ago I decided to "bone up" on sexual witchcraft.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
wow . . . the camera work!!!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
Special effects were so much more impressive when done by idiots with no skill.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
Cindy has never "achieved the power of sexual climax...even through masturbation."
Poor Cindy :(
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
Seriously! I'm a librarian . . . if this woman cleaned up her act she could do a reading hour at the library!
"Let's fantasy fuck right now!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
I could make these special effects with a paper clip and a wad of gum.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
"And I still remain a virgin for my daddy?"
-Cindy in little bubble-head voice.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
I need to imbibe more.
Much, much more.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
Her witch ancestor promises to help her out on that though (teh climaxing and such). Her witch ancestor is also the same actress talking really low and gruff.
xpost: to clarify, both of the above are quotes, people.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
We had to pause for a second to catch up and to get our fucked-upedness up to speed.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
Better.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mission accomplished. On with the show.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
much better
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
The magic words are, "let's fantasy fuck right now."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
the soundtrack! swelling violins!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
Stock footage of college campus.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
Idyllic pan shot of Kent State before the belltower incident at the moment.
xpost
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
Music cuts and enters without transition.
Sousa marches?
Titties!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:41 (3 years ago) Permalink
The great thing about the soundtrack so far is that you can hear the needle-drop on the non-licensed worn out vinyl.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:41 (3 years ago) Permalink
wowzers. this film sounds bountiful in its bosoms.
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:41 (3 years ago) Permalink
power vag mirror magic
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
"YOUR VAGINA HAS VAST MAGNETIC POWER."
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
The witch is giving step by step instrucions about masturbation
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
Panting over oil light shot
Fake orgasm noises so loud that the neighbors are probably not going to talk to me for a while.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
That was her best orgasm? Amature!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mount of Venus Afterglow Effect
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
Witch: I was born in colonial times . . . a prude.
"Adventures in climaxing" doesn't really have the same ring as "Adventures in Babysitting."
Mr. Jones is gonna get fantasy fucked.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
They're bleeping out "fuck" in "fantasy fuck" now for no reason.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
Pulling up dress "daringly, until he got the point that something was up."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mr. Jones confesses to be "A HOMO"!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
And then the angry red demon face from the astral plane. Astral demons be hating the gays.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
Exposing her midriff to Mr. Jones. Something about stroking her belly?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
If there's one thing I'm learning from this experience, it's that porn must have been really crappy in 1972.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
In 1972, astral demons hated the gays. According to the republicans, now they're all about it. How times change!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Slowly pull my hot hot panties down."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
"off to the races"
Her psychic witch powers are ungaying Mr. Jones.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
So it's a pro-gay AND feminist film. PORGRESSIVE.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
Asscrack, pubic hair. GROSS finger licking prior to implied finger insertion.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
i feel dirty
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
is 'ungaying' akin to 'curing'?
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
Cut to crappy violins with atom symbol floating in psychedelic fogmachine effect.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
Seriously, so icky. icky icky icky icky.
Terrifying worry arising that swirling color shapes are in fact closeups of 70's genitalia.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
No actual sex. THANK GOD. Not in this movie. Not in this movie.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
Happy music. Duck feeding.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
Now foreboding.
This movie is built on the twin auteur towers of stock footage and public domain songs.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Jan is getting jealous of all the attention Jan's father is paying attention to me in my sexy new outfit."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
All of the classical clips are completely inapropriate.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
Jan should kill her father, Janie's Got A Gun stylee
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
She's about to get in touch w/ mother nature
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
Her "sexy new personality" has weirdo beehive 50's hair.
She is persuing newly dehomoed Mr. J on foot.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
Worst tongue kiss ever.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mr. Jones is "game" for de-homosexualization.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
Funniest tongue-kiss ever.
Panties have mirror-image of "look" embroidered on them.
This is the most confusing movie ever.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
Getting closer to actual sex shots...
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
kool
she just licked cum off her hand
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
I feel like I've already learnt a lot from this film.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2007 02:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
Fireworks?
xpost: OH GOD WAY TOO CLOSE.
It's like a full on assault on the senses.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
Popcorn fat and vacant looks. A hairy, grunting bald dude.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
You should have taken acid. Like for 2001.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
Best worst art-film self-parody ever.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think we're leading up to her fucking her friend's dad. In front of her friend.
Or her friend in front of her dad?
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
Vampire foaming at the mouth.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
The ducks again. WHY?
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
Vampire teeth probably made out of broken tips of white chopsticks.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
"These tremendous climaxes were making me think that life was worth living."
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
THE FUCKING THEME SONG AGAIN?
ducks are "leading her into evil"???
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
"She came from the belly of devil bitch."
-from 4-D Witch theme song
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Climaxes shockingly leading her...to EVIL!
ha xpost
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
surely this is the most reasonable thing said in the movie
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'm missing about half of the screamingly funny quotes from this, btw.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
She's going to get it on with her aunt!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK, now she's going to throw it into her Aunt Fanny.
Her breast is hanging out. It is an unpleasant looking breast.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
Theory: "fuck" is now bleeped out because they reached their limit from the censors.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
Boob touch. Bush shots.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
Aunt Fanny fussing with Cindy's pants.
Excessive teeth licking.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON. AGAIN.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
Aunt fanny is licking her teeth. she's so into it
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
Music again makes no sense.
Three way? Couting Abagail, we guess.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
There's seriously something wrong with Aunt Fanny's breasts. They need to not be here anymore.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
I demand a breastexorcism.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:11 (3 years ago) Permalink
HOT RAKING AND LAWNCARE SCENE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Maybe the flowers couldn't answer my exact question."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
If she fucks a dog I'm done!!!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
Sitting on the lawn next to a picture of Anton Lavey. Why? Who fucking knows.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
I can not drink fast enough to make this OK.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
That is Aunt Abagail.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
Cindy just "pondered deeper than ever."
There was a serious concern in the room a minute ago about the possibility of dog fucking.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
Pretty hydrangeas!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
They're playing "Night On Bald Mountain" again.
Godzilla puppet floating in psychedelic background.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I'm gonna ponder you so hard you won't shit right for a week."
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
It appears that the director only owns two records.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
Cindy on bad trip.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'll I could do was stare and stare and stare--Cindy
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
"If you want my help you will have to eat this one out."
-Abagail
"This will be hotter than normal incest between a brother and a sister."
-Abby
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh, I don't like this! This is becoming less randy and more sexually explicit at every moment! Our once baudy tale is turning into a tawdry tale of pornography! I don't like it!
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think she is going to fuck a snake.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
This film is presented in nonsensicovision.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
Specific references to snake plan O_o
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
Goblet of "spider broth mixed with human blood"
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Spider broth mixed with human blood."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
The secret ingredient is menstrual blood.
menstrual blood from her girlfriend Jan. I was trying to think of an appropriate emoticon, but I'm drawing a blank.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
"The s nake;s been in her asshole for nine hours in suspended animation
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
Rectum? I nearly killed 'em!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
'im
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
SAVE YOURSELVES. GO TO ANOTHER THREAD.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
It's not too late for the rest of you.
xpost I did already. But like a car accident, I couldn't look away.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
EVEN CRAPPIER SEXY NOISES MIXED WITH (brace yourselves) SQUISHY SOUNDS.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
"From her rectum? Oh no! Get me out of here, Abagail!"
-Cindy, in squealy girl voice.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
I can't tell if Jan is having a nervous breakdown or trying to beatbox.
BeLEEEEEVE me this is better when you're not watching the movie. Then you can chuckle away the revulsion.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
Weird retarded glossolalia coming out of Jan.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
Well, now I know which previewed movie had the snake fellatio in it. Thank god for the solving of small mysteries.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
Ooh, ooh, nnnnn, braaaaaaaa...and then? Beat-boxing. Yes, beat-boxing.
Cindy's masturbating to this fantasy. AND there is parade music!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
Is that Jack White?!!!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
Cindy is now bringing the snake downtown.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
Jan is biting off the snake head.
Bolero accompanying rubbing of rubber snake on Cindy tittie.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
Jan will have to be destroyed. She knows to much and she has been identified.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
Cindy feels "betrayed and hostile". WELCOME TO THE CLUB, SISTER.
Jan is dead. A traffic victim.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
Jan has been killed...by an otherworldy...uh...traffic accident?
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yes! Necrophilia!
Confirmed!
Purity test, here we come!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
It's a movie with everything!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
Awesomest purity test score ever!
except talent!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
We're really only a donkey show away from a home run here, people.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
Please don't kill me now. I do not want to have this special moment last forever.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
Jan was killed while driving in a bikini?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Revenge for stealing a boy of mine in colonial times, in a previous life."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
You really don't want to know where the concept of "sex vampire" comes from.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
Wow.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
Abby will drain Jan's blood by "sucking on her."
*shudders*
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
Calls Aunt "Witch Bitch."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
OH SNAP.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think Jack White is a good witch? Or is he an astral demon?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
Chinese dragon masks. Mexican day of the dead masks. So multicultural
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think this is supposed to be a spiritual war.
"It's all so bewildering"
-Jan's father
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
That should have been the tagline.
Random new narrator says "Abigail put Cindy in a deep sleep for 24 hours so she could watch (unmemorable bad stuff and things) happen to (uninteresting characters I don't recall). Then she came after her next victim, her older brother Mark. Hey, wait, that's me!"
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mark is studying to be a doctor at cindy'[s jr. colledge
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
He lives behind the cemetary and persuing his "doctor" (not doctorate) in parapsychology.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
Brother is smoking a pipe.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
"What gives?"
-Brother (again, OTM)
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:41 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mark will be turned into a sex vampire. Abby assures him that it's "nothing personal".
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:41 (3 years ago) Permalink
They ivoked the evil eye
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:41 (3 years ago) Permalink
Brother being turned into a "sex vampire."
Mark has proto-morrissey hair.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
CRAPPY THEME SONG AGAIN.
We just saw this image, apropos of nothing:
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
The cinematography of this movie is truly breathetaking.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
I believe that was an image of a sex vampire? Or perhaps an astral demon?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh no, brother is going to Chinatown to get back in touch with reality. Accompanied by utterly jarring fake "Chinese" music.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
her borther smokes! And he's planning to be a doctor!
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
Now they're playing "Sakura", famous chinese folk song.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
Brother/Sakura montage filmed at dusk. Film quality is grainy and dark. No daytime scenes interspersed , though.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
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― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I walked in and boldly turned on my transistor radio."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
Boldly?
Yannow. With UMPH.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
More masks.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
He looks like Zoltron from BIG.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
Vampire chop-sicks in mouth, eating dogshit.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
He is now a sex-vampire.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
IT'S NOT OVER YET? Jesus. This thing is a monster.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
From earlier, butt-snake and Jan:
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
We are pausing regularly to give the best information possible.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
"sex-vampire" sounds like a really terrible Tom Jones song.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
From page one of GIS of "4-D witch sex vampire":
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
Not actually in film.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
"What is this evil *pause* plan in your mind, Abagail?"
Interesting choice.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mark is Jan's ex. Also he is to become "king of the sex vampires".
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
foaming at mouth = full-fledged vampire
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
Smoking beverage, in a clever homage to early Karloff films.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
OH WAIT NO THIS MOVIE SUCKS.
Those are the worst vampire teeth I've ever seen.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
Gross mouth-foam makes Mark look like he's been spending some time on the docks during shore leave without a washcloth.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
Chop-stick sex vampire brother is now drinking incense.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
Not better than Domed. I stand way way corrected.
― kenan, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
CSSVB just t-boned a car...while walking.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
Sex vampire has been foiled by his mortal enemy, the sedan.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
Enter, sexy, sexy Jan.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 03:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
Bad scream overdub.
Mark apparently cast due to ability to combine zombie lurch with speedwalking skills.
Running/skulking brother is indescribable.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Hunched over like a monkey fucking a football" springs to mind.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
An actual quote from a co-worker about our hunch-backed boss.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
My coworker.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
dress is ripped open. more tata's
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mark looks a lot like the lead singer douchebag from "My Chemical Romance" at the moment.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
Caledonia just decided against writing, "OK, now he's fucking her eyeball," but I thought better of it.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yes, Cindy, this is a nightmare.
Cindy OTM.
Cameo from floating plastic frankenstein mask.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
Good witch showing up, pasties and all.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
"mouth-fucking her eyeball" actually.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
THEME SONG AGAIN, but now in some sort of white-boy funk version.
More bad fog-machine psychedelia.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
You can tell she's the good witch because she has the decency and decorum to wear pasties.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Upstanding member of society in the context of this movie.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
a gun that looks like it is made out of a pencil taped to a bicycle handle.
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
Old man does arthritic commando roll, shoots Mark.
Stranger from car (t-boned by CSSVB) shoots CSSVB.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
IT WAS ALL A DREAM trope invoked.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
Hypnosis referred to as "mental telepathy" seemingly without knowledge of the inherent distinction involved.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
Pipe-smoking doctor hypnotizes Cindy.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
Learned psychologist informs Cindy that she "may be the victim of Fantasy Fucking for the rest of her life."
OH NOES.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'm pretty sure we are all the victims of fantasy fucking.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
Qualifications of psychologist subject to question due to pimp-daddy disco gold pinky rings.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:11 (3 years ago) Permalink
You guys have just been PSYCH'D!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:11 (3 years ago) Permalink
Cindy to undergo "electrical treatment."
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
There has been literally no actual dialogue in this film, only voice-overs and meaningful? looks.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
Doctor did not beware the 4-D witch.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
THEME SONG AGAIN FOR FUCKS SAKE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
Doctor is sexing Cindy. "Call me Ambrose, Cindy."
Doctor (did we mention that he is Jan's dad?) now licking Cindycalves, removing cindypanties.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
DOCTORCOCK SPOTTED AT 1:15:54.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
Good witch is overseeing real doctor sex.
"If only my daddy could see me now," mews Cindy.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
"It sounds like she's talking about him coming to her graduation."
-Caledonia
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
Theory: tassel-tit good witch, will save Cindy through real "wholesome" sex.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yep, only 6 minutes left in which to wrap this whole tangled mess into a neatly concluded shitty softcore porn.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yes, Cindy said "wholesome".
Never before has a film made me so happy about terribly lackluster digital remastering.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
Doctor's O-face unpleasant to observe.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
Lessons learned:
1) Evil hates gays. 2) Sexual fantasies are bad. 3) Fucking your psychologist is wholesome.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
THEME SONG AGAIN TO CLOSE OUT THE EXPERIENCE.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
Just...keeps..going.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
One last shot of Cindy's breasts.
I think I need to take about fourteen showers.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
Still not over.
Beware of the 4-D witch, beware/ She's in your mind, she's everywhere/ Born in the belly of the Devil's bitch/ Beware of the 4-D witch.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
"But the good doctor didn't know he was having his last climax...and his last seconds of life, now did he?"
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yeah, probably not. Good catch, mediocre witch narrator!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
"mediocre" is generous
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
More stills from the film:
Cindy, practicing witchcraft in beginning of "film":
From bad art-film montage near beginning of movie: Yes, those are feather-dusters.
Jack White mask, originally pointed out by Caledonia:
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
There was just a mask of the burger king guy
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
4-d witch is concluding the film by threatening me that she might visit me tomorrow and visit the terrors of fantastic climax upon me.
Teh horror!
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
Rubber Godzilla is back.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
The lip color on the jack white mask looks more like Michael Jackson . . . very lipsticky outside the lines . . .
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yeah, if this movie was supposed to evoke the bogeyman possibilities of the 4-D witch visiting adolescent viewers and forcing them to masturbate, I'm not sure the filmmakers did quite enough demographic research.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
More spastic shadow dancing to Bald Mountain (mirror of opening sequence) followed by "THE END?" strobing white on a red background.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
ummm . . . yeah, uh . . . I don't even know where to begin or end with this one
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
Theme Song: "Beware of the 4-d Witch" Words and Melody: Joe Bisko Vocalist: Johnny By The Way Music: Attila Galamb
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
Two narrators doing at least six voices.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
SO MUCH TO ANSWER FOR.
Closing on a high note with cut-off psychedelic colorfield nonsense.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
Cuts off abruptly during the middle of the theme song at the end.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME?
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
We lost everybody and I am not ashamed
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
Was this Ned's fault?
I'm boxing up some poo and sending it to Raggett.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
most likely
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK, I'm suing somebody.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
I wouldn't go toward litigation, FB. If there is one thing that I have learned while watching this movie, it is "beware of the 4-d witch"
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
For a more coherent summary:http://www.geocities.com/dekko2_2000/psyched.html
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
YOU picked the film, dude. I was just sitting here making rosemary lemonade and a peach salsa.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:41 (3 years ago) Permalink
Nontheless, an example must be made.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
What a west coast fancy-pants
― Caledonia, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
Aftershock photos:
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
John is going to travel to Ned via the astral plane and give him multiple orgasms.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
Beware the 4-D Justen.
Hey, you can call poo in a box whatever you want, dude.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
BTW, none of this helped to soften the blow:
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
Hmm...
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 05:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'll have to take more than a cursory look at this tomorrow, but it looks like you guys did more medal-award winning work tonight. Well done!
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 21 July 2007 05:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
In hindsight, still feeling violated by this film.
― John Justen, Saturday, 21 July 2007 14:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh you love it.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 14:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
i will second ned's concern... you guys aren't REALLY going to watch 'monster a-go-go' are you?
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 21 July 2007 15:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
I've read through all of this now and maybe you guys should take a break before Monster A-Go-Go. I've never seen that MST3K, though, so I won't try to save you from it.
Also your aftershock photos are A++++
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 21 July 2007 17:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
i've seen many, many MST3K episodes... and i really believe that 'monster a-go-go' is the worst movie they see... barely edging out the coleman francis movies ('red zone cuba', 'beast of yucca flats', 'skydivers')
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 21 July 2007 17:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
You are reminding me of how very far behind I am on all things MST3K, my friend.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 21 July 2007 17:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Yes...but then what."
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 17:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
The double feature is in my bag. I've chosen not to destroy the disk. Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets. Until then, yer on yer own, fuckers. Be warned and beware: the 4-D Witch!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 21 July 2007 17:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh my God, you guys.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 21 July 2007 19:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
I gotta say that if it wasn't for the Halleluwah fest in Portland this Labor Day attending a live drink-and-watch session of this would be my plans for that holiday.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 21 July 2007 19:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
haha, my friends surprised me with a copy of I Accidentally Domed Your Son last night (we've been trying to find it ever since it was first mentioned in that other thread) and reading through the play-by-play captured my feelings more or less perfectly.
most underappreciated aspect of movie: kurupt neologisms ("insequently", some other hilarious one that I forgot)
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 21 July 2007 20:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
xpost Not to worry, Ned. There are other holidays.
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 22 July 2007 01:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
SEEKING SUGGESTIONS FOR NEXT INSTALLMENT, PLZ TO AVOID ANYTHING RESEMBLING "SATANIC SEX ROMP."
― John Justen, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283054/
― kenan, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
WOW
― John Justen, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
No boobs, but I figure you guys could use a break.
― kenan, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
Thunderpants has been added to your Queue at position 247. This movie is available now.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365957/
i dare you
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 22:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
If you leave Thunderpants at 247, it's going to take a while before you get around to it. Not to point out the obvious or anything; I'm just saying that you should get to work before I have great-grandchildren.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 26 July 2007 04:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
You Got Served is no Drumline but it's really not awful
― milo z, Thursday, 26 July 2007 04:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
Just read this, and it was great, and I want to add that Monster A-Go-Go is indeed the very worst movie they ever did. It's a film in which nothing happens and -- SPOILER ALERT -- in the end, it turns out the nothing that happened didn't really happen after all!
― Casuistry, Thursday, 26 July 2007 04:37 (3 years ago) Permalink
I JUST WATCHED "THE NUMBER 23" WITHOUT FB, AND NOW I REALIZE THAT I WASTED A GRAND OPPORTUNITY.
― John Justen, Monday, 6 August 2007 02:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
For fucks sake, that was awful.
― John Justen, Monday, 6 August 2007 02:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
Ha ha, I just sent you a response email to your Netflix note suggesting you guys live blog this movie. IT'S NOT TOO LATE YOU GUYS
― Sara R-C, Monday, 6 August 2007 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
I WILL NEVER WATCH THAT AGAIN. THE SCARS, TOO DEEP.
― John Justen, Monday, 6 August 2007 04:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
Batman Forever director Joel Schumacher reunites with his Riddler (Jim Carrey) for this psychological thriller about a man obsessed with a book that seems to be based on his own life.
Did you not read this?!?!
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 6 August 2007 14:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
I was going to say, John, all the money/drinks in the world...
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2007 14:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh for god's sake you guys, MAN UP.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 6 August 2007 15:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
-- Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, August 6, 2007 2:50 PM (1 hour ago)
If I wanted to read, I wouldn't be watching a movie, now would I?
― John Justen, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
And you'd be running the video camera, I'm sure.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
No, no; I have enough problems with nightmares as it is.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
― HI DERE, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
The Man With the Golden Parachute
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
saxy
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 6 August 2007 16:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
That dude had a rough week at band camp.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
NEW YORK'S ALRIGHT IF YOU LIKE SAXOPHONES
― sanskrit, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh man, Jim Carrey in The Lee Ving Story. I might actually watch that.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
topsy krets
― Gukbe, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
^^^YEAH, THAT WAS ONE OF THE FINER ENIGMAS WRAPPED IN A RIDDLE IN THIS MOVIE^^^
― John Justen, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
has this really not been requested yet?
STEALTH
― sanskrit, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
That movie isn't actually bad enough and features too many shots of Jessica Biel to qualify.
― HI DERE, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
BEST THREAD EVER!!
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 11 January 2009 05:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahahahaha i have zero memory of any part of this movie.
― R. L. Stinebeck (John Justen), Sunday, 11 January 2009 07:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
we should do this again.
Yes indeed.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 January 2009 07:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
I have found a movie for you, thanks to Nabisco:
I don't have one of these, I don't think. BUT I would like to mention that I watched like 30 minutes of a movie called One-Eyed Monster because it starred Amber Benson from Buffy. It was about a snowbound porn set on which some kind of alien takes over Ron Jeremy's penis, and then the penis goes around killing everyone. At some point there was dialogue roughly as follows:MAN: If we stay here we'll be sitting ducks for that thing.WOMAN: It's not a thing.MAN: Ron Jeremy was a great guy. I know you dug on him. But he's dead now. And that may be his dick out there, but it's a mass murderer.― nabisco, Friday, August 7, 2009 3:19 PM
MAN: If we stay here we'll be sitting ducks for that thing.WOMAN: It's not a thing.MAN: Ron Jeremy was a great guy. I know you dug on him. But he's dead now. And that may be his dick out there, but it's a mass murderer.
― nabisco, Friday, August 7, 2009 3:19 PM
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
I recommend a completely unrelated double bill with this movie:
http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Rock__It_s_Your_Decision_1982.aspx
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
Tonight
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:17 (6 months ago) Permalink
No bear
Leonard
Part
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:18 (6 months ago) Permalink
6
Title screen alone fills me w/ terrible memories
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:19 (6 months ago) Permalink
Bill Cosby, smirk, terrible astronaut jumpsuit
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:20 (6 months ago) Permalink
24 year anniversary of release, give or take 11 months
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:22 (6 months ago) Permalink
Joe don baker!
Title sequence is terrible warning of flash animation to come
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:23 (6 months ago) Permalink
Tank camaro!
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:24 (6 months ago) Permalink
Ballet
Ostrich riding foreshadowed
Fish interrogation
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:26 (6 months ago) Permalink
"this was I believe the first occasion of a CIA agent being eaten alive by a rainbow trout"
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:27 (6 months ago) Permalink
Oh see the gunfight in the kitchen is making great surprising dishes, good thing that joke just lasted 4 minutes
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:31 (6 months ago) Permalink
Hahaha oh you brave man. [Agony Booth's take on this film = one of their finest moments.]
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:32 (6 months ago) Permalink
Killer housecats and squirrels, murderous gophers, controlled by a maniacal vegetarian and ecologist
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:33 (6 months ago) Permalink
"you don't need me, you need the ASPCA"
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:34 (6 months ago) Permalink
"his wife thought intelligence work involved running around the world jumping into bed with a lot of blond people"
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:36 (6 months ago) Permalink
Oh no poor grace zabriskie, you really needed money in 1987
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:38 (6 months ago) Permalink
Wow coke product placement is less subtle when you can tell the director is actually yelling offscreen to turn the bottle logo directly at the camera
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:39 (6 months ago) Permalink
Oh they are about to kill a dude with frogs
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:40 (6 months ago) Permalink
Terrifying slo mo frogs
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:41 (6 months ago) Permalink
Floppy noises emanating from slo mo frogs
They have hopped his car into the water and he us powerless to escape
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:42 (6 months ago) Permalink
Oh I did not drink enough to make it through this
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:43 (6 months ago) Permalink
No, no you did not.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:44 (6 months ago) Permalink
Oh the butler wants to listen in to the conversation so he is picking up the same clothes and putting them down again in the same chair OH GOD MY ACHING SIDES
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:46 (6 months ago) Permalink
Bill Cosby getting ready for date with wife musical montage
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:47 (6 months ago) Permalink
Bc now doing aerobics in half shirt
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:48 (6 months ago) Permalink
lol @ u
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:48 (6 months ago) Permalink
Jane Fonda breaking the aerobics tape 4th wall
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:49 (6 months ago) Permalink
Keeps kissing butler, potential love interest
^^^what HI DERE said
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:51 (6 months ago) Permalink
As is par for the course Cosby wife is unrealistically hot
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:52 (6 months ago) Permalink
we saw this together at the old HSTNGS movie theatre, didn't we?
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
If I took a shot every time there was a patented Cosby smirk i would be in the hospital already
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
Yes. Yes we did.
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:54 (6 months ago) Permalink
Worse than I recalled
Wife pouring stuff on the cos, I do not understand
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:55 (6 months ago) Permalink
I remember I loved this movie
my excuse is "I was 12", except that apparently I was 14....?
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:56 (6 months ago) Permalink
Consulting his Albanian fortune teller now
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:56 (6 months ago) Permalink
Breaking my head
She gives him ballet slippers
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:58 (6 months ago) Permalink
Speaks only albanian, which appears to be hilarious boorski boorski yalk
sounds accurate
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 05:59 (6 months ago) Permalink
Oh Christ this doesn't even make enough sense to make fun of
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:00 (6 months ago) Permalink
His helmet says "ipso facto" across the front because well I don't know but it does
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:01 (6 months ago) Permalink
Camaro tank!
Oh the special effects you guys
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:02 (6 months ago) Permalink
i had never heard of this movie before
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:02 (6 months ago) Permalink
thank you for informing me of this movie
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:03 (6 months ago) Permalink
The cos is obv doing his own stunts because they look like they are being done by an old man who rarely jumps over stuff
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:03 (6 months ago) Permalink
That Agony Booth review I mentioned:
http://agonybooth.com/leonar6s
PLENTY of screencaps. You will be baffled.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:04 (6 months ago) Permalink
Oh my god
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:05 (6 months ago) Permalink
We are now meeting the vegetarians
Who are dancers
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:06 (6 months ago) Permalink
With chicken heads
And bowler gats
Thanks a lot Ned, YOU JUST KILLED JOHN
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:06 (6 months ago) Permalink
Or not
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:07 (6 months ago) Permalink
Hats
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:07 (6 months ago) Permalink
And claws
The cos has put on the ballet shoes
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:08 (6 months ago) Permalink
Oh wow you guys
He is engaged in dance combat
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:09 (6 months ago) Permalink
This is amazing
(spoiler: pretty sure ballet fighter is not actually the Cosby, since he is about a foot taller)
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:10 (6 months ago) Permalink
Ok now he is brutally plucking a vegetarian
Sexy bee noises of lovemaking
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:11 (6 months ago) Permalink
This is like some dada what the hell
40 minutes to go. I can do this!
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:12 (6 months ago) Permalink
Oh yay self surgery puns
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:13 (6 months ago) Permalink
Haha that's not a surgical clamp oh my sides
Whoohoo new laugh riot the dude in the terrible play his daughter is in is dying of
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:16 (6 months ago) Permalink
Wait for it
Hepatitis!
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:17 (6 months ago) Permalink
Hilarious!
O_o
And the backstage area is full of piles of lava soap
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:19 (6 months ago) Permalink
Why?
Who knows?
Bill Cosby cashing some payola checks imo
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:20 (6 months ago) Permalink
I do not understand this film.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:22 (6 months ago) Permalink
Intermission for sanity
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:22 (6 months ago) Permalink
This film doesn't understand this film
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:23 (6 months ago) Permalink
I'm going back in
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:28 (6 months ago) Permalink
Pray for me
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:29 (6 months ago) Permalink
Attack rabbits
I will light a candle for you
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:29 (6 months ago) Permalink
It probably will be a scented one, not a religious-type one, but I can only do what I can do
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:30 (6 months ago) Permalink
"she must be planning to pump that into the water supply"
"like dishwashing liquid"
*blank stare*
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:30 (6 months ago) Permalink
Albanian psychic is giving him meat products
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:33 (6 months ago) Permalink
Jesus what is happening to me
Intense cosbying going on
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:34 (6 months ago) Permalink
Powerful
I'll believe this only if you start wearing Cosby sweaters
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:35 (6 months ago) Permalink
Bad lady just called him a restaurant spaz
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:35 (6 months ago) Permalink
She has told the animals the truth
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:36 (6 months ago) Permalink
Henchmen wear tight clothing that makes audience uncomfortable
Attack lobsters
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:37 (6 months ago) Permalink
Belching ostriches
Ok I did not need a close up of cos crotch
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:38 (6 months ago) Permalink
My grandma took me to see Leonard VI in the theater. I never forgave her.
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:38 (6 months ago) Permalink
Lobstercam or no
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:39 (6 months ago) Permalink
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:39 (6 months ago) Permalink
They have been repelled by the power of melted butter
What the goddamn hell
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:40 (6 months ago) Permalink
"quellish in 16 seconds!"
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:41 (6 months ago) Permalink
crap, now I'm hungry. THANKS
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:41 (6 months ago) Permalink
(to clarify: it was the talk of lobster and butter - nothing else - that made me hungry)
He is destroying vegetarians with the power of meat
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:42 (6 months ago) Permalink
That is literal btw
Ok vaguely homosexual henchman just was helpless to control himself when confronted with a hot dog
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:44 (6 months ago) Permalink
Which he bit
And then his head exploded
Now there is alka seltzer destroying the death fluid
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:45 (6 months ago) Permalink
Henchmen drowning in icee foam
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:46 (6 months ago) Permalink
Ostrich riding escape as promised by opening sequence
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:47 (6 months ago) Permalink
All is well and wife is pouring food on him again
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:49 (6 months ago) Permalink
If you have that people covered on food fetish and an unnatural desire for bill Cosby, this end credit sequence is your dream come true btw
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:51 (6 months ago) Permalink
This is actually totally disturbing and gross
And endless
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:52 (6 months ago) Permalink
Wow fuck this terrible movie in it's filmhole srsly
Thank you for proving it is possible to live through it, though.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
I need a shower for my brain
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
"love song from leonard (part 6)" performed by Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:55 (6 months ago) Permalink
Actually the entire song soundtrack was performed by Peabo
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:56 (6 months ago) Permalink
Apparently a motherfucker with some dark secrets
And the cos knows where the bodies are buried
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
Well, his name is "Peabo," so that's kind of a given, isn't it?
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
shellshocked into silence. going to bed
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 07:15 (6 months ago) Permalink
Sleep will help you recover. I think.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 07:25 (6 months ago) Permalink
Revive, to make sure everyone is aware of John's latest review.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:42 (6 months ago) Permalink
holy hell, dude
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:48 (6 months ago) Permalink