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i am !

anthony, Monday, 24 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

well la dee da, I am not and dammit I am jealous. You callous bastard

Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 24 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

why not ?

anthony, Monday, 24 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

*yeee-haaa I zrunk. Started with bucksfizz for breakfast .:.::..::bubbly*

ducklingmonster, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I aint, Its not even 11 oClock, you go Anthony.

Mr Noodles, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

run out of alcohol and with decorous members of the family I am unable to guzzle as much wine as I would like. It would be obsene if I finished several where they had only a little bit of one...

Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

this is where you need a family who has cocktails at 5, dinner at 7 ( with wine), coffee with liquer after dinner, then an hour to wait for company , when compnay you continue to drink ( &ts and vodkaoranges) everyone is then loaded and pleasently warm and no one counts , christ get to the program melanus .

anthony, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

My family are clearly wimps- I cant wait to get back to Dunedin where I hope to indulge in that kind of lifestyle with my beloved flatmate. she understands good food and alcohol.

My radar just detected a bottle of red sitting open. Do you think it would be unseemly to drink while everyone else is not?

Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I'm not yet, things are obviously not going well.

Ed, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I'm not!

james, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I'm not. I was impressed with myself yesterday, not drinking until 8pm, only to have my glass topped up every 5 minutes by our overly- generous neighbour, resulting in a bloody headache this morning. GrrrXor. Still, wine should start flowing in an hour or so. Must pace myself...

Mark C in bosom of family, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I've made the mistake of pouring myself a Grapefruit Bacardi Breezer, yeuch, so won't be any time soon.

Graham, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

i'm not. and i wish i was. this is shaping up to be The Worst Christmas Ever (TM).

jess, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

HIC!

RickyT, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I am quickly drinking some ALE, I haf already had WINE and SHERRY hooray! And now it's good old um, McEwans Export. Nummy!

Sarah, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

my dad bought budvar......i feel so classy. although it wont be classy when i knock over stuff later after many bottles of it and vodka and wine and whatever else i can get my grubby mits on. I miss my friends from college. And Una.

Ronan, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

We went through 4 bottlesof wine, one of white (ugh) rum and one of Khalual [sp?]. Though it was mostly me and one brother that dug throught 200 in wine, includin one that was 60 american per bottle (wonderful Pinot Noir) the others were a name I cant remeber (from Napa) one Chadoney and the finaly which Im finishing currently is a Baco Noir.

Mr Noodles, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Well i realize I cant spell by now I still love Roxy music calling for Canadian Club Love. Uber classic. I shall play a silly computy game now, cheers.

k 65 y'all.

Mr Noodles, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I had a - shudder - DRY CHRISTMAS pretty much. No beer in the house and I can't drink wine without feeling v.ill, generally. I had the odd glass anyway but stayed sober. And I don't even drive. Anyway I still enjoyed myself though less than usual.

Tom, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

6 years pass...

i amd! fuck yall

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

hi ;)

ice cr?m, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

sup!

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

durnk

ice cr?m, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

me too!

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

just walked 2 miles home tin the snow drunk

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

don't regret it al tlall

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

sounds nice tbh

ice cr?m, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

I walked 2 blocks in the 43 degree SF weather for beer. That is like walking 23 miles in a NYC snow. Think I mway win some prize or something :).

svend, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

god damn i wish i found this thread last night. instead i made an idiot of myself on ITR (well, what better place, right?)...

#NAME? (ytth), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

is ok i am doing that on 77 now

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

Can I get high before dad makes it home?

Trip Maker, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

dont know when your dad is getting home

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'll just have another beer

Trip Maker, Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

I wouldn't give a shit about Mary Poppins if she came into my fartyard.

Geese Is The Word (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 27 December 2008 08:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

hi im drunk

31g, Saturday, 27 December 2008 09:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

I wouldn't know a job if it ran through my water with a gunnysack

Don't Hurt My Pain (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 27 December 2008 11:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

it. is. so. on.

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 01:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

holla

DavidM, Thursday, 1 January 2009 01:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

let the record show the witness made the "drinky drinky" motion

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 01:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

I am sortof...half as drunk as I'm going to be later. And I feel James Brown is being pushed on me on all sides and I have to surrender to listening to him.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

Not that I'm complaining, mind.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bim. James Brown.

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

Marva Whiteny

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Lyn Collin

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

The JB's

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Get up

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

get into it

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

get involved

Skid Ronaldinho (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

gettin there

marlon brando baby tiger (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

nope

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

One time some years ago (2001??) I heard a song by the JB's at a Brit Pop club night in Vancouver B.C. I asked the DJ what it was and he told me it was James Brown's backing band and so I looked for other stuff by them but still didn't fall in love with what I found.

Anyway, this is neither here nor there.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

ayo

carne asada, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

here i am

mark cl, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

yep

mark cl, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

workin on it

Its getting darker!!!!!!!!!! (clotpoll), Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

nope :(

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

yes

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

christ.

piscesx, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm supposed to get on a bus in a half hour. Christ.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

p00p[

"80s Baby" (Z S), Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

ZS, what about the REVOLUTION?

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm about to start amerged seattle hastings thred

soyrizo headache (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

who drunk¿

carne asada, Thursday, 1 January 2009 09:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hoos drunk?

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Thursday, 1 January 2009 09:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

motherfuckers!

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

what up drunk seattilx?

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

hyoooooo

swamp buggy badass (negotiable), Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

yes, i'm drunk

a better command of the mummy language (joygoat), Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

halelujah!

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

no comment

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

ayo

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

ayo!

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

hey i'm not that drunk but i got $60 for it

matt p (Matt P), Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

wish I got $60 for it

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

rye
sloe gin
absinthe
champagne
whiskey
red bull
rum
whiskey
whiskey
whiskey
whiskey

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

that is some memory for that drinks

matt p (Matt P), Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

fuck yes

good luck to you ladies--you need it (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm drunk. Help.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

Beatles Abbey Road? IS THAT GOING TO SOLVE MY LIFE DO YOU THINK???????????????///

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh my god I am such a nerdy doofus. I'm playing Christopher Cross. There is no hope for me. Someone please take my hand and lead me back to the hipster enclave of the Velvet Underground. Please.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fuck me! Oh shit. Oh god. Please don't blame me.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

Let's pretend this never happened. I have to save face tomorrow.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

Anyway my friend told me about some latter day songs by the Fixx...like 1986 stuff by the Fixx. So I can redeem my 80's heart, here. Give me a chance.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 03:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

god i loove scotch

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

yes!

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

gentleman jack

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

i think? pretty good and a great almost %50 deal. thank u rite aid

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

+ negro modelo chaser

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

Of course I am drunk. on Mexican Beer Negro Modelo (whoo hooo) and Whiskey.

james k polk, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

WOOT

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

wait was that sarcastic i can't really tell

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

No real deal, drunk on Beam and Negro Modelo. soon to bed.

james k polk, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

i spent the entire day cleaning the apt. after years of neglect and i'm only getting my drink on now

velko, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

right the fuck on xpost

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

cleaning my apt over the next few days getting ready to move the fuck right on out!

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

cheers

velko, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

debarge

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

if your video is enabling disabled, double click on it, if anyone doesn't know this yet. "negra modelo" get this beer's sex correct.

james k polk, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

i keep hearing bout it guess i gotta pick it up

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

u were a gr8 president james k. polk

matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

I stole much land so we could have many drinks.

james k polk, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

allllright

mark cl, Friday, 6 February 2009 04:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

what uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

I...am not drunk...I am the other thing...that's not sober...

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

haaaaaaaaa

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

hells yes HOOS!!! hey eat a little bit of that red plastic and then take a picture of yourself chewin on it and then post that picture here dawggie

mumps (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

HOOS has been to Albuquerque and I respect him for that.

mumps (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hey, you said scotch in the MFA thread! I feel betrayed.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yeah I did the bourbon on behalf of tza who has been repping for for it or weeks

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

It's a very fine bourbon.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

Albuquerque.

mumps (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

like that cute lil bottle

atzo (jergins), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yo

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

iiiiijjjjjj note the shirt i am wearing today

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

will show u shortly

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

albuequerque, i am going there soon

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

yes i am naked from the waist up during the moment of that photo f u

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

<3 <3 <3 <3

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

there is a small puddle of scotch on my desk tbh

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

If I was in Elbowquirky I would never get tired of joking about giving Bugs Bunny the wrong directions.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

New thread: Hoos drunk.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

chelives1986: loooooool
chelives1986: just swallowed big swig of borbon and my bdy was not happy with me tbh
chelives1986: eyes watering etc

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

drunk as a monk

Aimless, Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

thank you for your support

it is meaningful to me

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

Maker's sounds goooooooooooood.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

ayo dude i'm eating pizza drinking beers smokin _________s and watchin ST:TNG

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

smokin glaseses?

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

hoos owns this thread.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

solidarity, bro! <3 <3
can't drink right now bc i have a massive headache and took some advil but if i could and i had some bourbon i would definitely drink some in yr honor.

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

ty!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

If I was in Elbowquirky I would never get tired of joking about giving Bugs Bunny the wrong directions.

― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, March 7, 2009 1:21 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark

i love that you said this btw

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

I endorse Maker's Mark.

I've just got the Famous Grouse and ginger beer atm tho

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

yo aint no fault in famous grouse & ginger beer in fact that sounds superior to my hemingway damnful man drink atm tbh

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

or is it manful damn w/e

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

bourbon & ginger is a treat

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

I always make sure to have some Makers when I go the US, it's not that common over here. I like Wild Turkey a lot too but I wasn't allowed to bring any home with me this time :( stupid credit crunch

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Haven't tried it with bourbon, but I <3 scotch & ginger beer

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

As recently noted on the "Introduce Yourselves" thread, the Maker's Manhattan is my very most favorite beverage.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Gosh I don't know if I've ever had anything mixed with ginger ale, that sounds really awesome.

Dolly Parton Is More Goth Than You (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

moscow mule (vodka + ginger beer) is 10000000% awesome

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

a Vernor's & bourbon for me, thanks.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

bottle upthrerad is empty

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

i r bad influence!

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

u r awesome influence imo

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 7 March 2009 04:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

Alright I just went to the store & got myself some Absolut & Ginger Ale. Time to finally start drinking.

Hellfeed Canister (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 04:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

beer #3 now, so i will be drunk shortly.
whoopee.

ian, Saturday, 7 March 2009 05:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm not drunk but i have an open beer and a glass of wine next to me. by the time the beer's done the wine'll be aired out and good. (first glass was a little wiry, needed to open up.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 7 March 2009 05:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

(l-r: wine, beer)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 7 March 2009 05:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

GUILTY

or something, Saturday, 7 March 2009 05:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh my god, taking pictures of the drinks beside you next to the computer = Classick.

Well I had two of these vodka/ginger ale drinks and though they tasted good (I added lemon & lime), I certainly don't feel drunk at all, or even tipsy. So I'm finishing off some leftover beer now. Next up I'll probably open a bottle of red wine. I've got pink champagne in the fridge (my favourite drink in the world, probably, even if I don't drink it regularly) but it isn't cold enough yet.

Hellfeed Canister (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 06:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

i am drunk. i just got home from a cut copy show! total dance party.

art hums, Saturday, 7 March 2009 07:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

Just crossing the line into drunk about now.

Hellfeed Canister (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh. Just got home after hours of drinking and apparently my pyloric valve has been trapping in the booze until a few minutes ago. So now I am drunk. And how.

milk plasma (Jesse), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

i mean

wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hydrochloric is the new pyloric

Goth As A Moth (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh hi. We've both gotten drunk enough to venture out of the GayLX Gayhtto. Let's try to stick together out here.

milk plasma (Jesse), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh Hai. Yeah, I agree. Gay ilxghetto be damned. I'd give anything if I could share my love of this 1983 Finnish goth band with someone, though. Oh well, can't have everything. Maybe someday ;_;

Goth As A Moth (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

HELLO! I finally figured out how to share my torrent directory on the main pc with the laptop, so's now i can sit out here on the couch and watch the last season of Jon Pertwee eps while playing the ps2 and drinking whatever beer's left in the fridge.

Hooray.

kingfish, Saturday, 7 March 2009 09:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

someone needs to tell me to bugger off to an electronic new wave oblivion and leave ILX and stop acting like a drunkard and prolly go to sleep soon

Goth As A Moth (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 09:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

HOOS' moscow mule recipe is missing the twist of lime. I weep for our nations youthdrunks. Is a run and coke the same as a cuba libre, I ask you? We all know it is not.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

bimble knows what's up.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

Omg Cuba libre without lime is not libre at all.

yur twit (tehresa), Saturday, 7 March 2009 17:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

But is still disequilabrating enough, despite the lime lack.

Aimless, Saturday, 7 March 2009 18:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

Cuba encarcelados.

Alas, those pwns never came. (libcrypt), Saturday, 7 March 2009 18:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

Ha. Nice.

milk plasma (Jesse), Saturday, 7 March 2009 18:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

(i'm not drunk anymore, by the way)

milk plasma (Jesse), Saturday, 7 March 2009 18:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm bored.

I'm the chairman of the bored.

- Iggy Pop

Sleep Tundra (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 21 March 2009 10:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Slightly drunk with a headache & insomnia. Reganding chairmen of the board:

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 21 March 2009 10:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

Sleep Tundra (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 21 March 2009 11:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

bottle of tequila now empty

feel sleep approaching

rocking a old bb king record

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

worm?

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

nah its the hornitos they aint f/w the worm

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

"hornitos." Makes me envision a possible college-oriented marketing campaign.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

I too am rocking Hornitos tonight.
Plus some tall cans of Hamm's

bear, bear, bear, Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

bb king, as is alphabetically appropriate, has given way to a beanie siegel record and it fits in

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^^^^^^^^ real as death

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

kinda pretty drunk. just got home from a showing of "the violent professional" with a dude who i'm crushing on, but i'm pretty sure he's straight. damn.

art hums, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm drunk. all day drinking drunk with a sleeping pill to make it stop. bed.

james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

I just have to finish this bottle of beer. I've put Listerine in my ears, but I should do something for my teeth as well.

james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm drunk! i've just walked back into the office!!

prince of PLURsia (haitch), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

kinda pretty drunk. just got home from a showing of "the violent professional" with a dude who i'm crushing on, but i'm pretty sure he's straight. damn.

― art hums, Thursday, March 26, 2009 8:13 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

i almost went to that!! how was it?

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh man there's two meetings on. this might not end well.

prince of PLURsia (haitch), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is it daylight hours in the kingdom of PLURsia?

james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

polk, vomit while you have the chance. Then drink five gallons of water.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

it has just gone 7.30pm. the meetings involve people outside the organisation!!

prince of PLURsia (haitch), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

i have just explained my presence to a random co-ordinator by telling her "i had to attend a meeting at the pub".

prince of PLURsia (haitch), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm drinking water. and listening to sad english folk. I'll be okay, just dilute some of the nastiness. before sleep.

xpost, tell them about the sad English Folk music.

james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

i think they're talking about mentoring in there. i need to find an escape strategy!!

prince of PLURsia (haitch), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

work drunk is the worst drunk. My condolences.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm not drunk but I'm drinking a little. with a severe head cold. this does not augur well.

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 26 March 2009 09:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

same here

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

bottle of fetzer as deliciousy reccomended by gr80 (rip) is 3/4 gone and dope as fuck tbh

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

my apartment has been stripped of all my ex's posessions so this is a real surreal atmosphere fo rme to get trashed in

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

its me, my cat, a bottle of fetzer and my computer

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

like "where is the couch???? oh"

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

i feel myslf reaching that pont where i should no thave another sip of wine

but i'm considering it anyway

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

sorta but no

Satin Lives (Tape Store), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

be strong hoos!

velko, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

guys GUINNESS

Satin Lives (Tape Store), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm nursing a cocktail (something about drinking late at night at home causes me to really slow down)

velko, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

Maaaan I wish but I'm unemployed and I shouldn't be spending money on things like boooz at this point.

Finished the last beer of sadness before bed last night.

:(

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 06:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

let me just say that $5 bottles of wine are the dopest

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 07:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

heeeyyyyyy

***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 07:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

having tuesdays off is making monday nights interesting. so is promotional microbrew sampler sale at my local liquor store.

***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 07:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

i need to probably not ever drink a whole bottle of wine alone ever agin

cause i'm basicaly destroyed right now

not even super drunk

jsut like

bottom of the barrel sobbing alone type of

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh dude that sucks.

hey i got nothing better to do, so i can hang if u bored

***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

doesn't booze make you sleepy at 3 in the morning???

velko, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

i mean to be really real i'm yo-yoing between yelling along with my favorite songs and just like blubbering

thank you tho jjust that offer is meaningful to me honestly

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

right on dude - i am 1000% pro yelling along to favorite songs, it is always an A+ experience AFAIK

***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

'anything can happen' Mondays at a local haunt appaz means 'couple who happened to be masusses will work on your back in tandem and angrily fight while working your back tension' night

en i see kay, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 08:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

heyyyy dudes

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Sunday, 3 May 2009 10:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

The time difference between myself and y'all and the fact that my roommates went to bed at 10:30 (our time) aren't going to make this very fun. >:(

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Sunday, 3 May 2009 10:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bimble is not drunk, bimble is pretending to be drunk.

Smart, Long, Lifephones (Bimble), Sunday, 3 May 2009 12:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

Get crackin!

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Sunday, 3 May 2009 12:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fellas.

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 11:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I just came out of the bathroom and I have totally ridiculous wine lips.

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 11:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

ayo

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

so i'm creating a playlist for my wedding rehearsal dinner right now and this is like the funnest shit ever

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

a bit tipsy.

my friend played a gig tonight, and i met dr. morbius there for a few, then to another bar in my hood.
home now, more beer ++weed.

ian, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

that sounds fun

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

would totally go for some w33d right now

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

guys i've smoked like once in the past 3 years

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

what kind of beer u drinking ian (u post a lot on the beer thread right?)

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

drunk for the first time since getting sick after coming back from new orleans, it's a cause for celebration (ie drinking)

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha yea i was sick all last week & didn't have any beer. when i finally started feeling better i was like 'time to celebrate'

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

miss this thread!!! <3

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

get a drink then HOOS

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

i am drinking SAMUEL SMITH'S OATMEAL STOUT.

at the first bar it was Goose Island Honkers and at the 2nd bar it was Stella, I think? Ask Dr. Morbius.

ian, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

i haven't had a beer or any alcohol in a week!

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

I am trying not to drink right now (no preggo). I will live vicariously through this thread!

a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

ooh sammy smith's oatmeal is real nice

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 04:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

x-post (I say that b/c whenever I tell people I'm not drinking they start looking all shifty eyed and looking me up and down and I have to be like - No, ffs it's not that!)

a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

mark i would love a drink but i'm trying to avoid beer and am too broke for much else til i get paid tomorrow

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 8 May 2009 05:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

ah that's sad hoos

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 05:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

if u were out here on the east coast i wld buy u a drank

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 05:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

it'd be beer tho

mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 05:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

thats cool i'll still drink a guiness or a amstel or something! thx

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 8 May 2009 05:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

minimizin them calories

I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 8 May 2009 05:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

i am minimizin alcohol, fullstop

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 8 May 2009 05:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hello ILX I'm drunk.

touch my bum / this is life (daavid), Saturday, 9 May 2009 07:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm kind of drunk. Maybe tipsy is a better word for it.

rainy, Saturday, 9 May 2009 08:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh man! I am so relieved that someone revived a drunk thread. I was just about to do that about ten min. ago but forgot.

Tupperware Honey and Asshole Weeks (Bimble), Saturday, 9 May 2009 08:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

Anyway it's not any of ya'lls fault if Peter Gabriel can outcool you all with one hand tied behind your back.

Tupperware Honey and Asshole Weeks (Bimble), Saturday, 9 May 2009 08:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

me!!!!!!

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 24 July 2009 00:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

Getting there.

fields of salmon, Friday, 24 July 2009 02:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

happy friday night!

hat for slashes (get bent), Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

Thanks.

fields of salmon, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

me too!

oscar A, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

aye

problem chimp (Porkpie), Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

im getting there!

Michael B, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

been drinking since, uh, awakekednessess!!

internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

I will now program an 808 beat for this timely moment. [talking to myself]

dice in my pockets (csa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

ugh. burping up truffle oil. hot.

internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

herro

carne asada, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

herr stank breafs

internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

how do i shot more oxtailssssss

ian, Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

hey i'm pretty drunk. 2 glasses of merlot, An irish coffee, 8 cans of pear cider, 2 beers. 0_o

De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

You should join us in chatz

ENBostonBuns (ENBB), Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

tupperware!

Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

xp. Drunk enough to know that my chatz contributions would be lame or lamentable!

De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

Oodles of tupperware!

Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

burping!

Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 05:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

I feel ill.

fields of salmon, Friday, 31 July 2009 00:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

let's see how this ends:

freakin pecan (jdchurchill), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

bah!

freakin pecan (jdchurchill), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

My box of wine is gone.

producto do Brazil (╓abies), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

8:47 AM

mark cl, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

Not in New Zealand.

producto do Brazil (╓abies), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 14:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

drunk drunk drunk drunk DRUNK drunk drunk drunk DRUNK DUNK DURNK DRNK drunk drunk drunk durnk drunk :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) drunk drunk DRUNK DRUNK DNURL DRUNK :-) :-) !! hi

Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

hi hello drunk drunk drunk drunk dreunk :-)

Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

dnurk

warmsherry, Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

so treu

Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

working on it!

Simon H., Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

Trying to decide if I should open my second bottle of wine...

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

fucka sunday

gr8081 step ahead (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

workin on it. drinkin beer in new apartment. just gorged on nachos which might impede my further drunkenness. i am watching the "best of graham chapman" dvd from the flying circus boxed set.

ian, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

i am drunk on montreal.

t0dd swiss, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

I wish I had a bottle of wine, instead I'm drinking the only thing in the fridge. Miller High Life. My family has the worse taste in beer. I can't imagine getting drunk from this shit. Also why does my fmaily have to live in the only dry county in the area???

Jacob Sanders, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

workin on it. drinkin beer in new apartment i am subletting. just gorged on nachos cinnamon teddy grahams which might impede my further drunkenness. i am watching the "best of graham chapman" dvd from the flying circus boxed set the last couple of episodes of s1 of mad men.

The Collected Works of Fun Fun (donna rouge), Sunday, 16 August 2009 05:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

listening to nite jewel and thinking about finishing this bottle of malbec.

flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 16 August 2009 05:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

just came back from a dive bar around the corner. yay drinking to forget!

Simon H., Sunday, 16 August 2009 06:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

There are so many worse things that Miller High Life, but getting really drunk on it would be kind of a challenge.

joygoat, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

The Polish guy downstairs from me has been fall-down drunk for three days straight. I wouldn't mind so much but it's when he sings Man U chants in a high pitch voice... stfu, man.

DavidM, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

(i did not finish the bottle of malbec, btw. probably a wise move.)

flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

i counted (loosely defining counted) c.90 mls of jack in each of my drinks today, at half the price i'd pay at home. can't blame a guy for getting ahead of himself imo.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 17 August 2009 00:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

Kind of.

jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 04:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

i will be in 4 hours or thereabouts

king boy pamito (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 04:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

I am less drunk than normal, but still quite happy with the whole thing. I credit my decision to drink cider instead of beer, which, on a hot summer night, has a pleasantly hydrating and nutritive taste.

cashew and green pea pulao (fields of salmon), Friday, 28 August 2009 05:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm like "so what I'm drunk"

The Reverend, Friday, 28 August 2009 07:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

So, I am... a few too many IPAs. Watching the Bond marathon and trying to stay out of the campfire air of Southern California.

I'm thinking of switching the first letters of the city and nickname of NFL franchises. I've skipped to aliterative franchises (Jacksonville, Seattle, etc.):

Fatlanta Alcons
Raltimore Bavens
Cindianpolis Iolts
Brenver Doncos
Chan Diego Sargers
Foran Nancisco Sorty Friners
Bicago Chears
Bincinatti Cengals
Elphadelphia Phiagles
Parolina Canthers
Sew Orleans Naints
Chansas City Keifs
Gew York Niants
Jew York Nets
Rakland Oaiders
Callas Dowboys
Touston Hexans
Raint Louis Sams
Beveland Clowns
Stittsburgh Peelers
Pew England Natriots

Some of these are pretty funny.

Elphadelphia....

Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

Foran Nancisco

Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

laborious dayouliciousness dayouniousnis

If I'm posting, I'm drunk. (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 7 September 2009 02:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

yo that id some pretty good beer we made

sleeve, Monday, 7 September 2009 04:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 Wild Turkey 100 Ryes :)

svend, Monday, 7 September 2009 05:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

whos drunk

and who's my little doggie-woggie?

Aimless, Monday, 7 September 2009 05:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

me

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

what is the occasion

tehresa, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

said goodbye to the coworkers. i got THE CARD. one coworker wrote "I LOVE YOU" which was sweet considering everyone else wrote have a good trip, good times down under mate, etc

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

does jr high girl handwriting diminish I LOVE YOU or accentuate it

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

there was a heart over the I

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

aw, bittersweet drunk is such a good luck imo.

i am on my way to drunk. i had a beer @ work, then no drinks for a bunch of hours while i watched the red sox game, but am drinking again now that i'm home.

xp accentuate

ian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

i think it means you don't have to take it srsly.

my THE CARD was great. it was all about how much j0hn r3ly34 loves me. pretty thoughtful for a bunch of assholes.

tehresa, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

assholes can be thoughtful it's true

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^^downfall of my life!

tehresa, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

aesop has a fable about that iirc.

ian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 05:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

this guy

like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 September 2009 06:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

i mean 'this guy' as in 'whos drunk' fwiw

like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 September 2009 06:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

thread of wishing I were drunk but only having $16 until next paycheck but also feeling optimistic because I picked up some hours at work and thinking about feeding ducks at the park tomorrow tbh

oing oing oing (╓abies), Thursday, 17 September 2009 13:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

hey!

ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

nice

Trip Maker, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

i love having friends who are bartenders.

ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

more h1gh than drunk really but w/e

Trip Maker, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

Dude!@ srsly, I get a DJ discount at the local.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

same diff.
i haven't smoked weed in three days! i'm trying to cut back, to save money and also to be less anxious/bummed out. it's a nice feeling every night when i go to bed realizing i have not smoked. of course being high is awesome and smoking weed rules, but i might have been overdoing it. xp

ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

shooot I cant even tell.
breaks are good. Boozing hurts me more than weed nowadays.
But I can still get high and study and shit. and work. or anything.
It's a thing, I guess.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah, i'm very good at interacting with the world when i'm high. i function very well. but mellowing out a little is good for me now i think.

ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 05:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Just sayin

retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Friday, 13 November 2009 12:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

fuck the dude who ever invented jaeger bombs

Michael B, Friday, 13 November 2009 12:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol

retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Friday, 13 November 2009 12:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

I mean you have to drink other things besides them

retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Friday, 13 November 2009 12:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

i did!

Michael B, Friday, 13 November 2009 12:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

me

sam (jergins), Monday, 23 November 2009 07:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

mememememe

sam (jergins), Monday, 23 November 2009 07:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

i have only had a few sips of my gin, and now i'm going to bed. so not me tonight

velko, Monday, 23 November 2009 08:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

pre3tttty in piiiiink isnt sheeee

Michael B, Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

the barman at my local got me with a band ive never heard of before

THEIVING IVORY

Michael B, Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

no YOU'RE drunk!

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

what up

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 February 2010 04:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

SHERRY
sherry
SHERRY

Michael B, Saturday, 13 February 2010 05:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M BREAKING INTO HEAVEN

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Saturday, 13 February 2010 07:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

Me, I think

The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Saturday, 13 February 2010 08:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

HELLO

Joint Custody (ian), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

whiskey shot, rolling rock
whiskey shot, rolling rock
hop rod rye ale (8%, bottle)
glass of rittenhouse (measured poor @ the bar)
glass of rittenhouse (generous poor in my own home.)

Joint Custody (ian), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

poor = pour

lol wtf

Joint Custody (ian), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

tell all the generous poor at your home that i find them inspiring

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

their selflessness

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

Whoo boy

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

Tibetan 'buca the Dead (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 March 2010 07:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

generously poured gin & tonic. i'm actually on my second, but i'm gonna make this one last.

altered dominant (get bent), Thursday, 29 April 2010 00:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

THISIScapeconNECTION

Don't look at the finger (Ste), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

yo

johnny la rue's pajama party (m coleman), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

Pwei, really?

I just sent an ill-advised note to a dude telling him my ex is trouble, heyoooo.

postmodern infidel(ity) (mh), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

There's an ilxor just behind me
Mocking every indie band

ksh, Friday, 11 June 2010 03:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

Hi dere

the british must pay for this (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 05:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Well, hello!

Sunny came home with emissions (Stevie D), Friday, 11 June 2010 05:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

hell.o.
2 nights in a row.
can i make it a triple whammy.
i think it has to be so.

mark e, Friday, 11 June 2010 05:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh hai

a vaguely goofy lesbian (donna rouge), Friday, 11 June 2010 07:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

right here dawg

nán ymbsprǽc (crüt), Friday, 25 June 2010 07:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

SO CLOSE to exactly 2 weeks

nán ymbsprǽc (crüt), Friday, 25 June 2010 07:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

I just poured life cereal all over my pants

nán ymbsprǽc (crüt), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

lyfe man

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

too drunk 2 crut

nakhchivan, Friday, 25 June 2010 09:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

I just poured life cereal all over my pants

i dunno is this some kind of metaphor/euphemism or what tbh

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 09:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

difficult to think of something so undignified that ^^^ wd be a euphemism for it

nakhchivan, Friday, 25 June 2010 09:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

wtf i was smashing ice cubes w/ a hammer just cuz

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 06:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

*werd.

i'm stoned -can i hang out?

my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 06:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

drunk me w totally kiw stoned u

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

u have an unfinest of display names btw

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm drunk tonight. I used to drink on this thread under another name. Anyway, I was seriously listening to soul youtubes tonight. "Misty Blue", "I'd Rather Go Blind", "Kiss and Say Goodbye". It is hard to use the mouse because I broke my hand again on Friday.

making posts (Zachary Taylor), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN PAINT!

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

I THINK I'M BIG MEECH! LARRY HOOVER! WHIPPIN WORK! HALLELUJAH!

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 07:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

and fixed my horrid display name. sorry about that vision.

now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

kick it with

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 08:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

i polished off most of a bottle of red bicyclette syrah (what i didn't drink i used to make pasta sauce). good wine for $7.99.

DâM-EdnA-FunK (get bent), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

DRIZZANK

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

which is to say kinda tipsy

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

I stole much land so we could have many drinks.

I have to get up and unload boxes in the late morning. Just ate some ham.

stupid stupid stupid (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

just opened another chub

a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

wait, our 12th president posts here?

DâM-EdnA-FunK (get bent), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

guys

I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

it is that time of year

I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

when a crut goes ham with the rum & cokes

I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

it is the time of the evening where I copy and paste this picture

and say "I'm drunk...and you're not"

"goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm drinkin red and I rly shouldnt even omg.

Gumbercules (Trayce), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

ayo

Danny Dyer (dan m), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

Least youse guys have the friday night excuse, its saturday 3pm here! oops.

Gumbercules (Trayce), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

hi drunks

the numbing/spicy queen of the conservative band (donna rouge), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

I am a burrito!

a burrito, Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

*is drunk*

terry squad (k3vin k.), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

*is burrito*

a burrito, Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

tyskie
new glarus
peroni
lagunitas
hitachino
tyskie

Danny Dyer (dan m), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

*is burrito*

― a burrito, Saturday, July 31, 2010 1:42 AM (2 minutes ago

*lols"

terry squad (k3vin k.), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

beer
beer
beer
really gross old red wine
beer

the numbing/spicy queen of the conservative band (donna rouge), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

I go well with beer.

a burrito, Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

you are correct, sir

the numbing/spicy queen of the conservative band (donna rouge), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

we can't eben vegin

wd kiss Sunset pig (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 July 2010 08:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

81 82 83 84

Gumbercules (Trayce), Saturday, 31 July 2010 09:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

Im listening to simple minds woo!

Gumbercules (Trayce), Saturday, 31 July 2010 09:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

listening to my soul rot and crumble

wd kiss Sunset pig (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 July 2010 09:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

ok alcohol, kill my brain cells so i can sleep.

diurnal eternal falafel (get bent), Monday, 16 August 2010 08:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Had to buy me a brand-new bottle of CC Premium so I could drink along with my main (Mad) man Don Draper tomorrow night - and douse my post-Season Four sorrow. But it looked so enticing, I decided to crack it open tonight. Smooooth...so nice I forgot to Submit Post until now.

Canadian Club & Dr. Pepper (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Hello iilx so drunk hey

Davek (davek_00), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is beautiful

Davek (davek_00), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

quick listen to 'fanny' by spratleys japs and feel your mind explode

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

okay

Davek (davek_00), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

omg literally floating

Davek (davek_00), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

:D

should really make a playlist of 'sonically advanced delights that will leave you unable to comprehend how the music was made save for "angels"'

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

Now I'm listening to 'vine'....it's all about the outro.

Davek (davek_00), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

Vine's outro is mind-mashing. You should also listen to 'Oh' because the second half will lift you to unforeseen rock-god heights, and maybe the rest of the album too just coz

at some point you should listen to idk 'orphaned' by max tundra *tries to think what else he and Davek like that isn't Dominique Leone or XTC and which is sonically fucked in a great way*

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

a little

F-Unit (Ste), Friday, 19 November 2010 01:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Whenever I see this thread revive, I cannot help hearing the thread title in the same twee voice that owners of lap dogs use when they hold the dog up before their faces, using both hands, and wiggle it around, saying. "Who's a good doggie? Who's a good widdle doggie?"

Aimless, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

why would you give a dog alcohol

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

pure loving kindness?

Aimless, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

in the emil cioran sense, i suppose

nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

the trouble with slaughtering one's pets via alcohol poisoning is that one is always too late

acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

and then there's the clean up to consider

Aimless, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

fry-day night

inner g pills (crüt), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

drizz & cheechin

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

a couple bottles of goose island IPA at work, a bottle of the 12$ abv palo santo marron, and then my roommate comes home with a 22oz sam smith winter ale for me (dogsitting.) twin peaks, drinking, really tired.

on the subject of dogs:
two day ago at work, our cat ran outside and attacked a dog. he does this regularly. yesterday, the owner of the dog called and asked that we pay the vet bill as the dog had a 'fairly serious wound.' I wasn't there when the dog got attacked, so I didn't really see what happened. Apparently it was a very small dog. So I don't know. On the one hand, I know our cat is kind of an asshole and has been known to attack dogs probably several times in the past. On the other hand, I feel that cats & dogs are natural enemies and that everything that happened was just a part of nature, and your dog should be tuffer anyway. We'll probably just end up paying the bill to avoid problems.


^^ this fukken cat.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's so cute when it sleeps in the window!!!

the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

fucking pussy ass dawg needs to move back to the UES with gabbneb

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm drunk right now. Wish there was a way I could stay drunk forever.

tricked by a toothless cobra, Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

pretty sure you can make that happen if you're okay with sleeping on the steps of a church every nite.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

forever sounds good. i started drinking before i went out. i come prepared mofos.

reckon you should stfu (bnw), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

image is NOTFOUND. I saw a noiseish band tonight. it reminded of some of you old noise board guys. they were huddled over their keyboard/insturment things twiddling knobs and shit, and showing these weird distorted footage of a justin bieber concert.

reckon you should stfu (bnw), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

pretty sure you can make that happen if you're okay with sleeping on the steps of a church every nite.

It gets cold around here during the winter.

tricked by a toothless cobra, Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

have that pussy galore LP. keeps me warm in the off season. dead...meat.

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

looking like quite the deep thinker is all. spent the night drinking over shit-talking viewings of predator 2, various youtube videos (inc. the oprah video which i got from this very board, thank you for making me a fine contributor to society), and then documentaries about aristotle and homer's odyssey. that trajectory is a fine example of unleashing the inner geek as the drunkenness builds.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol @ dmac

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

no vomit in the gutter, no credibility

buzza, Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

gf wouldnt accede to pred 2. gutted. aint seen it sibce i was 11 due reppraisal imo.

pic above last dec. vomit in gutter out of shot thank christ

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

it struck that wonderful balance between a pretty terrible film and a pretty awesome film.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

one shouldnt approach everything with a critical bent imo, sometimes immersion > analysis.

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

Whoo boy

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

u got somtin say say it outside, were drinkin in here

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

the anniversary session of the above pic is this weekend. gf comin with this year, dont anticipate any real change in outcome however

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

me

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Saturday, 1 January 2011 11:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

real Gs move in sleds, like toboggan (Pillbox), Saturday, 1 January 2011 11:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm in New Year's Day fallout mode. And it's such a pleasure to log onto ILM and read something great.

Davek (davek_00), Saturday, 1 January 2011 11:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

ayoooooo, i am going to stay up and be sober and get breakfast--hash browns and bacon fuck yeah

maybe i'm just gay (Tape Store), Friday, 14 January 2011 10:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

hello...

Dans la Bot (seandalai), Saturday, 15 January 2011 03:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

Nobody?

Dans la Bot (seandalai), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bit tipsy after bottle & half of red, but not drunk.

not_goodwin, Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's a start

Dans la Bot (seandalai), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

what the fuck

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

pished yes

jed_, Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

yo

Dans la Bot (seandalai), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

feel more tired than drunk, nice fuzzy though now. it is 4:45 in the morning here.

not_goodwin, Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

2/3rds of the way through a bottle of GEKKEIKAN, "THE FINEST SAKE"

it is alright

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 15 January 2011 05:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

goin down to the corner bar for some maker's manhattans. lookout!

will report back..

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Saturday, 15 January 2011 05:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

they would not sell me real booze at the store because my tx id is still expired (because my bank has not sent me my ~statement~ which verifies i live in va and not texas)

so 15% alcohol by volume it is

:/

whiskey, my love, where are uq

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 15 January 2011 05:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Lol guise I m drukqs

lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 January 2011 06:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

Fuckin' Sam Adams, and the Art Ensemble box set...yeah...

Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 15 January 2011 06:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

afterhours foxy girlie pizza time!

ayo

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Saturday, 15 January 2011 08:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

ay o

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 04:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

some of my best friends are drunk

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 04:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

listen.

your friends...are okay, guy

i'm not bullshitting you man, i just watched that pretzel movie today, true grit, jeff foxworthy

you're alright

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 04:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

o. shit

thanks man. you, you're more than alright

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 04:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahah ^^ this guy

yawrp

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 04:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

yawlrp eyegh tawlrp

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 04:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh shit PITTSBURGH HIP-HOP just came up on shuffle i *must* be drunk

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 04:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

yalwrp

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 04:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

e-dude i'm w/ u bro xcpt I'm drunk and yr not here.

lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 January 2011 04:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

Canadian Club!

If it cannot be notated, then there is no nute. (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 17 January 2011 05:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

Fuckin' Bombay Sapphire + Amp Energy Drink and the Anthony Braxton Arista box set...yeah...

Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 17 January 2011 06:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

Six pack of Busch and The Evil One (Plus One) over here.

Trip Maker, Monday, 17 January 2011 06:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

sup guys

gay & silent throb (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 06:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's weird, this drink (gin + energy drink) totally shouldn't work, but it does. And it's giving me new insight into the inner workings of Anthony Braxton's music and/or waking up my dog.

Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 17 January 2011 06:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

O hai. Look it's Monday, what a wonderful week lies ahead.

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 01:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's tuesday buck

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

^ sign of a crackin sunday, tho

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

If I don't even know what day it is, God help me. Work in six hours wahey.

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

at this stage drunk or not makes no odds, tbh, it's the sleep deprivation will get both of us

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

i know this isn't ask dr. freud, but what does it mean if you have recurrent bouts in which you feel like your fondest wish in life is to alienate others in your life as much as possible?

dell (del), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

(it probably means i'm fourteen years old)

dell (del), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

right, right. felt like that tonight.

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Fuckin' Sam Adams, and the Art Ensemble box set...yeah...

Fuckin' Bombay Sapphire + Amp Energy Drink and the Anthony Braxton Arista box set...yeah...

wdw

unmetalled world (wk), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Two very strong and very large margaritas, huzzah!

E, don't alienate me bro!

I Like Fuck (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, I'm a little bit drunk. Watched the NBA and drank several of these 11 oz Session Lagers. I guess I'm about 7 or 8 oz less drunk than normal beer.

Zachary Taylor, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 06:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

I should just take up residency on this thread. I am in the middle of nowhere, have entertained highflighing London ppl + an Apple softw
are developer who won't tell us what he does and I'm going to order another round of Guinness.

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

somebody get the fuck at me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

hoos

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

hoos

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

sup

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

HOOS drunk

First it's the schwa, but then what? (Eazy), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

YES

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

me :(

it's the morning after and i'm drunk with a hangover at the same time.

just shoot me!

not_goodwin, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

u r sposed to be \m/ right now

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

i hav e had

4 beers
4 vodka drinks, cause fuck a vodka by itself
3 gins

and now i'm home listening to country songs

what the hell yall doin

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

that was for j jonah jameson

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

not_goodwin you are not_good but i would not shoot u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

there is a solution for what is happening to you

that was for not_goodwin

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

straight gin is a whores drink

sayeth mine own mother

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

i feel like someone took my brain out, stood on it and put it back.

not_goodwin, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

i couldnt be drunk until now because i had to drive back from a show but *makes up for lost time*

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

straight gin is for bitches and dandys

and i might be a punk rock dandy

so fuck people and shit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

*nods*

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

do I stand on my roof and glower y/n

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

straight gin is a drink for a man that is down for the cause imo

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

and y

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'M SAYIN

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

ps yes always stand on roof and glower especially w/gin

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

which country songs

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

someone from tejas just had the temerity to park (badly) in front of my house. I am...incensed.

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

'hey good lookin' and 'i may never get to heaven' and 'clay pigeons' and sentimental softy shit like that

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

an Audi. An AUDI

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

someone from tejas just had the temerity to park (badly) in front of my house. I am...incensed.

― g++ (gbx), Saturday, July 30, 2011 6:39 AM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark

texas bitches can't park cause we used to having 300 miles for every parking space

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuck yeah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm listening to bill callahan and having a beer

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey good looking is the best

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

gin riot
i wanna riot
gin riot
a yeah yeah yeah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

i should listen to

something

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

g-d milk and cheese

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

ok "i never cared for you" on deck

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

willie nelson or waylon jennings cover?

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

going to the roof brb

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

the bugs can't go there

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

i do not believe u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

see this is the sort of time where i would actually use that outloud.fm thing well

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

bugs go where they want

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

MN TRUTH

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh whoops, went to look for willie, ended up playing swans

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

stopped up all night, don't feel v. drunk, struggling to summon the strength to walk to the shop for bread and food that will clog my arteries

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

jesse camp on random play, do i fix this or wallow y/n

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

is it a good wallow or a bad wallow?

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

roofs are the jam

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

well

its jesse camp so

its pretty awful really

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

okay i've just looked up jesse camp change it change it

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

already gone, now its fIRE eNGINES which is like a million times more ok

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

if i wait for another hour the fishmonger will open and i can buy a crab maybe i can hang on

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey that is a thought i have never had when drunk

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

know what this drunk needs? MORE CRAB

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

i cd make a crab omlet for breakfast then i think that wd kick

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

that seems v v plausible

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey-o

Gukbe, Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Drnk; moving tomorrow. Have to pick up the van at 9

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

little known fact: you dont actually have to be sober if you are driving a RENTAL van

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh hey halo benders, pretty good fit w/drunk

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

also rental vehicles perform better when you totally thrash the engine and they are also invulnerable to other vehicles

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

drunk on 12 yr scotch now isn't that shameful

there is a dog scrabbling at the door of this bedroom fyi

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait which wedding are you in at the moment

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

u shd let it out then man

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

also that is an ungentlemanly description tbh

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

i am in a dormitory with my three mans and one is marrying today the rest of us are mere groomsmen.

the dog is tryin to get in to us? his nose must be faulty tbph

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

nah remember dogs seem to like smelling some pretty bad stuff

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh hahahaha i was actually kidding about this being another wedding

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

you are unstoppable

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

my lyfe this month is 30th bdays births and weddings

Lol it's 8.15 and apparently the bridesmaids have been up gettin ready for some time now. Lol.

Back to sleep y/n i think so

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

not a question that i advise asking a person like me really

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

this

fuckin

dog

The bride has trained this little fucker it's becomin clear

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Realized I only have whipped cream vodka and blue curacao and thought "well, how did I get here?" Drunk on pretzels dipped in peanut butter and pre-bedtime crunches.

third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

gin riot
i wanna riot
gin riot
a yeah yeah yeah

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 30, 2011 6:41 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

well good evening, team.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey boss

zsa zsa and digweed (donna rouge), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

tomorrow will suck at the offifce

don't caer.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

secrets:

4 u:

espresso vodka is rfeally terrible

unless you put it in coffee

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

yo tomorrow is gonna, like, really suck

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

for you, i mean

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

last weekend my iron rfell on my foot off a shelf and it still hurts

i might hagve to go see a soctor and shit. makes me mad.

whatever!

here's what i thnk of an iron

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

that iron can go fuck itseslf through a ice cube

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

get yr 'îron game up

― luriqua, Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:55 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest

literally, this post has never been more appropriate

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

pffft

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

what time are you going into work tomorrow

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

that iron can go fuck itseslf through a ice cube

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

i feel like there's a 'no vaseline' joke here somewhere

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh if i leave in 6 hrs im good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

godspeed

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

godsteen

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

i just saluted myself

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

omg mom yes it's 3am and i'm drinking, like i'll live

✇ (Tape Store), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

momz

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

note to self: better ways to handle uself

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

ok night moon and stars and internet

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

8 months pass...

Too much scrol5g on phone

sarahell, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

will cop to buzzed

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

will cop to buzzed

Yup.

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

cheers-uh

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 06:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

hi!

they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

Let's do this.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:17 (11 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

°™ (Pillbox), Saturday, 28 July 2012 07:45 (9 months ago) Permalink

I cooked a real nice meal for my family and ate it, but now they're all asleep and I'm drunk and I want pizza. PIZZA!

how's life, Monday, 30 July 2012 01:14 (9 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

lookout!

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:08 (7 months ago) Permalink

not drunk, but having gin & strawberry lemonade. good and trashy.

sriracha bishop (get bent), Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:14 (7 months ago) Permalink

never

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:14 (7 months ago) Permalink

^^^fp xp

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:15 (7 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

black russians. good and trashy. < / girl drink drunk>

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:42 (4 months ago) Permalink

Ayurrp

Gukbe, Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:57 (4 months ago) Permalink

dunno whether to have another. i can still type coherently, so i must not be that drunk.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:11 (4 months ago) Permalink

yolo

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:12 (4 months ago) Permalink

having a couple 9% beers, not drunk per se but a little hazy

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:14 (4 months ago) Permalink

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:15 (4 months ago) Permalink

I drove by that at Thanksgiving!

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:18 (4 months ago) Permalink

i've never been there! i'm only aware of it from california election returns.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:23 (4 months ago) Permalink

I have an aunt and uncle in Davis, and kind of wanted to stop and take a photo at the county line.

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:27 (4 months ago) Permalink

my favorite place name in california is weed:

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:29 (4 months ago) Permalink

dunno whether to have another.

i had another. that's my limit, i think. hope you're all hanging in there ok!

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:46 (4 months ago) Permalink

<3

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 December 2012 07:02 (4 months ago) Permalink

fine

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:15 (4 months ago) Permalink

miss ya jar

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:16 (4 months ago) Permalink

jbr

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:16 (4 months ago) Permalink

miss you too!

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:17 (4 months ago) Permalink

always wanted to go to jar tho.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:17 (4 months ago) Permalink

hahahahaha

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:21 (4 months ago) Permalink

that salad was next-level

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:22 (4 months ago) Permalink

i have invited a bottle of the glenlivit to reside inseide me it accepted hooboy this is gods elixir hallelujah

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:34 (4 months ago) Permalink

I was drunk and fell asleep now I'm just thirsty

buzza, Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:38 (4 months ago) Permalink

"the glenlivEt", it tells me sorry for the affront

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:40 (4 months ago) Permalink

I'm really drunk right now. I feel dizzy and frightened.

Winter Wooskie (Pat Finn), Saturday, 22 December 2012 08:50 (4 months ago) Permalink

i like to say some thing more helpful than "i hear you" but i hear you. are you at least physically in a safe spot?

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:02 (4 months ago) Permalink

you all need to g3et some.... ague

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:07 (4 months ago) Permalink

agua

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:07 (4 months ago) Permalink

yeah its a sad and beautiful world; don;t forget to hydrate

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:14 (4 months ago) Permalink

drink your tears of necessary!

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:18 (4 months ago) Permalink

sleep well, drunked ilx; tomorrow nad recurrent tomorrows contain infinite possibilities to be less crappy.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:59 (4 months ago) Permalink

a lot of tomorrows and less crappy possibilities

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 10:00 (4 months ago) Permalink

are you enunciating in relation to my persona

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 10:01 (4 months ago) Permalink

it were a benediction. to those who are dizzy and frightened, and in general in need of benedictions. also drunk.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 22 December 2012 10:12 (4 months ago) Permalink

are you darraghmac?

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 22 December 2012 10:15 (4 months ago) Permalink

just been to a Sydney FAP to welcome A. Farrell to our shores and I am still a little tipsy

You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 22 December 2012 11:19 (4 months ago) Permalink

i am not, iirc, the benedicting type tbh, also i was reasonably sober last night. not guilty.

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 December 2012 03:18 (4 months ago) Permalink

my level of drunk:

Spectrum, Sunday, 23 December 2012 05:10 (4 months ago) Permalink

i'd like to consider it holiday-themed inebriation, so merry holidays all!

Spectrum, Sunday, 23 December 2012 05:11 (4 months ago) Permalink

what up gang

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 03:41 (4 months ago) Permalink

F.I.L.A. is maybe the best drunk song (no CD versh on youtube tho)

乒乓, Sunday, 30 December 2012 04:04 (4 months ago) Permalink

i don't think it's the best drunk song, but 'like herod' is a badass title for one

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 December 2012 05:53 (4 months ago) Permalink

seriously having a hard time getting blasted enough lately. encourage me. we can do this together.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:12 (4 months ago) Permalink

i just don't get there lately, you know? just tense or something.

i'm talking about DRUNKING.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:13 (4 months ago) Permalink

you seem quite enthusiastic, i'm sure you have it in u

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:14 (4 months ago) Permalink

trying not to get to drunk in the gay thread, but maybe str8 bros can appreciate it too:

YES.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:17 (4 months ago) Permalink

heard that track for the last time in an express shop. lost my mind. my mind! my mind! scale of 1-10, how's tonight mooks?

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:18 (4 months ago) Permalink

i want to be drunker but i have to get up super early

mebbe one moar booze

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:20 (4 months ago) Permalink

oh, i only measure things by height

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:21 (4 months ago) Permalink

hectares for me

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:22 (4 months ago) Permalink

vegemitegrrl, we are in the same position.

i just figure i'll keep drinking and figure it out in the morning. sis is in town, i told her if i don't answer my text in the morning to just come pound on my door. shitty, but hell, i'm drinking on semester break, family stuff, blah, blah, reasons, etc.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:23 (4 months ago) Permalink

ONE

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:24 (4 months ago) Permalink

MOAR

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:24 (4 months ago) Permalink

BOOZE

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:24 (4 months ago) Permalink

mookie, how tall is yr drunk!?

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:26 (4 months ago) Permalink

slightly shorter than strongo hulkington

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:27 (4 months ago) Permalink

i really love natalie imbruglia.

...

crickets chirp.

except all her songs are about that silverchair guy? "beauty on the fire" is like, the song of my soul.

^^ should be in gay thread?

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:52 (4 months ago) Permalink

whatever happened to allyay.

damn, i'd love to drink with hongroe. remember his song, "dark horse" or something? like a more reflective bob seger or something? remember m@r1ssa merch@nt. love that chick. i really want her album. i had like, 8 songs of hers, but i lost them. anyone still have the mp3s. i'd pay like, .1000 dollars.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 06:54 (4 months ago) Permalink

whatever happened to chaki

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:04 (4 months ago) Permalink

don't ever make me ask "whatever happened to mookieproof." because, you know, you're here, and you belong here. you belong here, now. you should be here. it's importanant.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:07 (4 months ago) Permalink

stupid ads. but seriously. song of the semester. shut up. i have the album. don't watch the video. turn your screen off. it's like if the sundays got all depressed or something.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:09 (4 months ago) Permalink

in the end, the boy you were slaying was you

mh, Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:29 (4 months ago) Permalink

whoa

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:34 (4 months ago) Permalink

i fell on my own sword, but engraved along the edge of the blade was a name, and that name was:

NATALIE IMBRUGLIA

<3

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:41 (4 months ago) Permalink

Comparing Imbroilier to the Sundays. Pft. Heresy, boy.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Sunday, 30 December 2012 08:04 (4 months ago) Permalink

i kind of just love the sundays so much that i kind of just need to pretend that there are other artists that do something kind of similar to what they did, sometimes.

but no one ever compared to the sundays, my favorite band.

and it makes me sad.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 08:08 (4 months ago) Permalink

just thought, recently, that "blood on my hands" on side two of 'blind' is an under-appreciated song. it has that 'loss of innocence' feel that early smiths had (easy & lame reference point, i know). but, still. it's really easy to let that song pass by, when it comes only a little after "love" and just before "medicine" and "wild horses".

only serious sundays fans know about "something more". you might find a good quality version of it on youtube. but, just e-mail me if you seriously need the mp3. much better than "turkish". crazy that they never released it.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 30 December 2012 08:13 (4 months ago) Permalink

i'm drunk and telling like it is on NYE

will go up to the balcony in twenty minutes to see the world famous sydney fireworks, which is why the city had to be turned into a police state today

You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Monday, 31 December 2012 12:42 (4 months ago) Permalink

fyi a pack of st feuillien i got for christmas is to blame

You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Monday, 31 December 2012 12:42 (4 months ago) Permalink

Shit, the cable tv is out and it's New Year's Eve! It's too easy where I live to head to a bar for entertainment...but alcoholic neighbors have taken all the pleasure out of drinking.

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Monday, 31 December 2012 13:12 (4 months ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

gonna post here on behalf of the upstairs neighbour who dropped a full tray of dishes or somesuch above my bedroom a couple hours ago and has been slobbering over the cleanup ever since. here's to you big guy.

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:04 (6 days ago) Permalink

he called someone at one stage for advice, i couldn't make out the words but it def had the pleading wheedle of lost enquiry

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:05 (6 days ago) Permalink

comforting to know that out there somewhere is someone who had to pick up a phone to hear a slurred "howd i pick up the dishes, all the broken dishes, euhnnhhhuhuhh?" and is even more pissed off at this idiot than i am atm

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2013 05:06 (6 days ago) Permalink


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