― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Friday, 1 April 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link
Granted, a D assessment can be masked by C technique, but I'd prefer that over a C assessment expressed through really D technique (cf. awkwardly sensitive boys between the ages of 15 and 22, AKA me). In conclusion, ass-ogling is definitely a style-over-substance type of endeavor.
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― scg, Friday, 1 April 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link
Are you sure you're using the right word here? I think you might mean deliberately and/or conspicuously or even simply openly. I don't think anyone oggles someone else's ass in a pretentious manner.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link
xpost
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link
oh, wait.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Friday, 1 April 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link
I think it's like the only thing in this world I do properly understand!
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link
classic, and increasingly so when you're middle aged & married ;) but thanks je4nne for making feel like less of a sexist dog.
― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link
xp-definitely, I think stevem said something about that once...
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― o. nate (onate), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link
-- o. nate (syne_wav...), April 1st, 2005 10:42 AM
but then it becomes "Guys who stare really furtively at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk"
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link
Back in the 90s, a friend and I were working for this weird company that sent us into small towns in BC to talk to high school kids, and we pretty much had nothing to do for 7 of the 8 hours were stuck in these podunks, so we'd walk around, looking at asses. We broke them down into loony classifications. Like, "Check out the boom-bip-bop over there! And how about the homina-heiny henceforth hithering?"
massive xpost
― Huk-L, Friday, 1 April 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link
Aw. There goes posting pics of Lenny Kravitz's ass in the "Again" video.
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link
Classic, though.
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link
xxxpost
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link
That said, there is a young woman who works in our PR department who seems to have a tendency to "go commando" and also leans forward in her chair (giving one and all frequent viewings of her splendid posterior cleavage). It makes trips to the fax machine on the other side of the floor all the more worthwhile.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link
x-x-post
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link
I'll second that, except for the "married" part. But still. I would worry about myself if ass no longer caught my eye.
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link
Haha! Oh, me too!
xp
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Friday, 1 April 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link
x-posts
― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link
I don't know, is it an indie thing? I imagine you more admiring the length of someone's eyelashes or the curve of their bangs.
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link
Oh my lord, you bet I do.
The only thing that makes me against men ass-oogling women is that I have such a horrible, awful ass. Even when I was skinny, I had an awful flat indie-boy ass. Now I'm fat, it's just saggy and gross. Sigh.
So I guess I'm just jealous that I've never *been* ass-oogled.
I guess what I'm saying is that if it's done in a flattering and complimentary way, as opposed to a threatening way, then it's really just fine.
Sometimes guys stare at you and it's all "yeah, I look good!" and sometimes guys stare at you and you want to ask one of your friends to walk you back to your house, just in case.
― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link
yeah, context is everything.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link
Seriously! What the hell are those kids eating / snorting? Or is the emunk lifestyle condusive to very active metabolisms that burn away any fat that might accentuate one's buttocks? It was bad enough I was rocking the Dockers around a throng of kids in Opeth hoodies and black fast-food slacks - I could fit TWO legs from an emunker into ONE leg of the pants I was wearing!
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link
lordy xposts!
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― terry thatcher, Friday, 1 April 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link
even if you have a nice ass.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link
i mean "i like the ass in a naked context"? "naked context"? dude.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.art-ificial.com/indie/adam.jpg
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link
---
i do not appreciate this. i am skinny, i eat lots of disgusting and fatty things. my stomach is now sagging lack an old mans but still i am skinny elsewhere. i canna help it, pls do not make fun of my self?
ps what is up w/ girls w / absoluetly no ass whatsoever? you kno the type? for some reason they are always v hot otherwise. i feel sorry for them, when i see them.
pps SHUT UP CATHY
― terry thatcher, agian, Friday, 1 April 2005 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), April 15th, 2004.
― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link
plz leave Jesus out of this, k' thnx.
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link
x-posts.
― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link
It's just a game.
― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link
nsfw
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link
(pls don't make a shitty album a la daft punk, thx)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link
doing a google image search turns up quite a variety of results, but nothing that seems worth posting. someone more talented at searching should still come up with a pic for sarah!
(lotsa xposts, there was a poxy fule message before)
― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link
"wood"
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link
'Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes out on the sidewalk - C/D"
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/she-ra.jpg
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link
Hey, let's not turn my predilection for nudity into some weird FETISH, jeez!!
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― sgs (sgs), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link
oh and btw dudes stairmaster...ain't gonna make your ass flatter. That's like saying a dude doing bench presses is gonna make his pecs disappear.
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link
Also, although the movie looks terrible, the pink hot-pants wearing booty in the ads for "Beauty Shop" is very enticing.
I still don't understand the She-ra thing. Does it have to do with my magic sword?
Huh huh huh.
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link
Jeanne's lyricism on these fine points is breathtaking.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link
I don't know what to search for, either, @ teh pants I described, yet I must know, because I think that would help me a lot to mathematically devised how sexy a lady'S bottom can be, and may use the equation daily or on a bi-weekly basis, in a gentleman way.
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link
THIS MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link
It's Italian for astronaut.
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link
oh my GOLLY that's a SWEET SWEET CAN
you're classic.
― f--gg (gcannon), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link
The only times I've gotten a complement on my derierre was by a homeless man and some girl I crushed on that was dating one of my friends &/or had no real interest in me.
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link
it's interesting that the word "hip" appears in the word "hipsters," and yet, so many hipster girls are lacking hips.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link
http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/alizee5.gif
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link
1. I didn't find her attractive at all2. She made this really creepy face when I turned around to look at her. Her eyes rolled back in her head and it was very ghoulish. For the wrestling fans, imagine the face that The Undertaker always makes and you're not far off.
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link
Except for the ticket-tearer dude at the movie theatre who was like at least 60.
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link
um xpost
― f--gg (gcannon), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link
She went into anaphylactic shock... from TOO MUCH SEXY!
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link
Hitler's ass is ash, dude.
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link
Latifah: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"Girl: "Yeah dey do."Latifah: *slyly* "Gooood."
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link
Que Viva El Culo!!
― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link
Um, excuse me but Sarah did ask upthread for pics of guys with nice asses and I have yet to see ANY getting posted, what's the deal ya'll?
― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link
I am!
― The Ghost of HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link
Fuck. You.
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link
*sigh* Well, it is a thread about staring at a girl's ass.
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link
I should invite you all over to my lemon party sometime.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― absolutego (ex machina), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link
BUT LEAVE THE ALIZEE GIFS THX
― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link
ihttp://www.angelfire.com/realm/buttism/Butt06.jpg
― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.angelfire.com/realm/buttism/buttism04.html
― wow. (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link
Nothing could be finer,Than to slip in Her Vagina, In The Morning..Nothing could be sweeter,Than to feed her with my Peter, In The Morning..
When the Morning Hornies,Hang around my DickI love to look at Pornies,And give her patch a lick..
Rolling with my Shirley,When her wetness sparkles pearly, In The Morning..I kiss her little Buttercup,And feel her C-Spot flutter up, At Dawning..
Sometimes I have a Hard-On last,For more than a day,We Doggie Style, And that's why I say,Nothing could be finer,Than to be in Her Vagina In The Mor-whore-whore-ning!
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link
About once every 5 years, a straight guy catches me ogling him and says "How's it goin?" in an unmistakeable "gotcha" tone. Which just, y'know, makes him even hotter.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― absolutego (ex machina), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.uidaho.edu/clubs/womens_rugby/RugbyRoot/rugby/Action/Photos/England_scrum.jpeg
― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link
Those two album pictures kind of remind me of all the brothers on the streets of NYC who check out bitches' asses no matter how big/misshapen they are -- and I'm convinced it's not because they're freakishly big and stuff. It's like, dude, have some taste; or they're behaving how they think they should be behaving rather than what they actually LIKE. I refuse to believe 85% of New York males are as ass obsessed as they show themselves to be.
I am a leg freak, myself.
< / tmi >
― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 1 April 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 1 April 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 1 April 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 1 April 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.themat.com/specialevents/2005/collegepostseason/big10/photos/014.jpg
― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 1 April 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 1 April 2005 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link
hell yah!! gayer than one of harvey feirstein's plays!
http://www.reachm.com/amstreet/images/savagead.jpg
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 1 April 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― kephm (kephm), Friday, 1 April 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― anony, Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link
massively NSFW image
― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link
I have to admit I've found myself guilty of the charge of staring at a sweet booty. I am definitely an "ass man" [which is why I'm still in love with luna after the underwear thread :) ]
― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link
slow motion 4 me
― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link
mommy whats myspace?
― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Saturday, 2 April 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 2 April 2005 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Saturday, 2 April 2005 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Saturday, 2 April 2005 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 2 April 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Saturday, 2 April 2005 03:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 2 April 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Saturday, 2 April 2005 03:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Saturday, 2 April 2005 05:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Saturday, 2 April 2005 05:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Saturday, 2 April 2005 05:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Saturday, 2 April 2005 05:29 (nineteen years ago) link
Get one (1) webcam behind thee.
― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 2 April 2005 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link
hey, i already exposed my white ass for the underwear thread--time to pass the torch.
― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Sunday, 3 April 2005 05:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Monday, 4 April 2005 03:29 (nineteen years ago) link
C. I'm the master of it
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link
D. No you're not
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link
I have the trophy to prove it
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link
So you're the master of putting on a show for other men to prove that you're not gay, which suggests you may actually be gay. Congrats.
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Hrrrmmmmm. Do I oogle dirty dronerock boys' asslessness on a regular basis?
-- Masonic Cathedral (kate), Friday, April 1, 2005 11:02 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
oogle
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link
So you're the master of putting on a show for other men to prove that you're not gay, which suggests you may actually be gay. Congrats
fucking idiot
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link
seriously though what a dumb point to make. oogling somebody oft goes unnoticed by teh general public, I'm not one of those jackasses who sits on the side of the road whistling and catcalling at people.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link
ostentatious – adjective 1. characterized by or given to pretentious or conspicuous show in an attempt to impress others: an ostentatious dresser. 2. (of actions, manner, qualities exhibited, etc.) intended to attract notice: Lady Bountiful's ostentatious charity.
??? I think this is done by people unaware of their clearly hypnotized state of staring, not for show ie in an ostentatious fashion
― Abbott, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:19 (sixteen years ago) link
why revive a thread about looking at butts?
― Abbott, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:20 (sixteen years ago) link
abbott, start a photo thread about butt-gazing
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Because they look intersting
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Oops A in NYC made this point at the v start (abt the adverb use)
― Abbott, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link
remy, this is a pic I made for some thread Tuomas had about staring at an ass he thought was that of a woman but turned out to be the ass of a man.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/yutomas.gif
A cycle of assful gender confusion.
― Abbott, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link
WOW^^^^
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link
All asses are oogled at some point. Even if it happens under false pretense (ZOMG I oogled boy butt! R I Hom o? I didn't mean it!) it still counts.
my goodness, that rocks, Abbutt.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link
rofl
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link
new wallpaper
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link
sorry ladies but the bad habits of a lifetime die hard esp now that Im officially a lecherous old coot
― m coleman, Thursday, 13 December 2007 10:42 (sixteen years ago) link
not really a winter sport, this.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 December 2007 10:44 (sixteen years ago) link
ski pants
― darraghmac, Thursday, 13 December 2007 10:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I do this more than I should, and I don’t really see a problem with it. What’s wrong with appreciating a nice ass, you can appreciate a pretty face and look a few times at it so why not any other part of the body?
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 13 December 2007 10:48 (sixteen years ago) link
oh sweet christ that's nasty....
-- jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, April 2, 2005 12:49 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Thursday, 13 December 2007 10:55 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-buggy.jpg
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 December 2007 10:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Ay dios mio.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 December 2007 10:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I like how everyone just starts using the word "oogling" as if it's normal.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 December 2007 11:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Oogle Maps
― blueski, Thursday, 13 December 2007 11:18 (sixteen years ago) link
"oogle" just sounds right.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 December 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
"dirty dronerock boys"
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Me and my coworker did this at the local university today after we unloaded a gigantic automated dishwasher/conveyor thing from their cafeteria. We could stare at ass with impunity because of the blue collar nature of our business there.
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
This is a dud to me. I feel really uncomfortable when I pass people and can see them already turning their heads, or tell from their voices that they've changed direction. It used to make me want to disappear, now I only want to disappear for a few seconds and then I get mad. At least my reaction time is improving.
Of course I'm wearing a miniskirt today so obv this is all situational and frankly if the ogglee NOTICES in the first place you're doing it wrong.
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I am a terrible person
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
It's always pleasant when you pass someone on the street, turn around for another look and find them staring back at you.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I have always, always been the worst, most unconsciously rude oogler ever, butts boobs legs you name it
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh hmmm. I never turn around for another look, that might be part of the problem!
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
xxpost OTM
― dan m, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
much easier to ogle without being noticed now that I'm not near-sighted.
― milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
You sort of want to go up and say "Hi! Let's bump bellies."
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Laser-enhanced ooglevision
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
oogle is the worst word ('word') ever
― milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I am very rarely "caught" doing this, or so I think. It makes me feel terrible when I am.
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I rarely catch myself doing it, but I know for a fact the ladies are aware of how much of an asshole I am, constantly. I'm like phineas gage or something
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
-- jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Sunday, April 3, 2005 12:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
dear god in heaven
― sanskrit, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
holy shit i just googled phineas gage that shit is sick
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
There is an inscription on the rod that reads, "This is the bar that was shot through the head of Mr. Phineas P. Gage at Cavendish, Vermont, Sept. 14, 1848." But someone got the date wrong; the accident was on September 13, not 14. He fully recovered from the injury & deposited this bar in the Museum of the Medical College of Harvard University. Phineas P. Gage Lebanon Grafton Cy N-H Jan 6 1850. [9] Gage's skull, as well as the rod that pierced it, is currently part of the permanent exhibition at Harvard Medical School's Warren Anatomical Museum in Boston, Massachusetts.
^^^ field trip
ps i try not to do this lord how i try
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Well I'll tell ya it's better than sitting down every morning next to a girl on the bus and interrupting whatever delightful book she is reading by both oogling AND saying really loudly, "SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"
Fuck, man! Leave me alone!
Ass staring is clearly done best (with the most secrecy and detail) when walking BEHIND a person. How do you tell someone walking the other direction even has a fantastic ass?
― Abbott, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Books are a social shield to prevent interaction, is this not common knowledge HUHHHH?
― Abbott, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
haha how did i not know about phineas gage? there's enough material there for a half-decent biopic
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Dudes srsly field trip, I have spare beds and couches and futons!
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link
half-decent biopic
i know i watched an educational film on the brain in HS that featured a REENACTMENT of mr gage's fateful day
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
rugged shit
I saw the same film. BOOM!!!
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I think it was in Human Physiology, junior year. That was seriously my favorite class in high school, I think.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link
boom goes the dynamite
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link
haha "list of people i wish forceful dynamite-powered iron-bar lobotomisation upon", make it happen ITR
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
it was gunpowder you fucks
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I am meme-linking, Mr Angry.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Gage was foreman of a crew of railroad construction workers who were excavating rocks to make way for the railroad track. This involved drilling holes deep into the boulders and filling them with dynamite. A fuse was then inserted, and the entrance to the hole plugged with sand, so that the force of the explosion would be directed into the boulder. This was done with a crow bar-like tool called a tamping iron.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
whoops dynamite was invented in 1866
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
I always assume guys who do this, esp so OTHERS will notice them watching, are tinily hung.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
btw my friend has a story which is far grosser than gage's.
apparently his old maths teacher used to be a policeman, and on his first night of duty he was patrolling a warehouse when he heard a loud bang, and then a lot of screaming.
he went inside.
apparently the night security there had gotten bored, and had been heating up a load of large metal barrels until the lids exploded off and flew away. unfortunately for one man, the lid hadn't flown away quite in the direction he'd thought, hadn't gone out perpendicular to its resting plane, but had flown up, edgeways. This man, as it turns out, had been leaning over the barrel as it blew. The lid, sharp and metallic, and travelling at immense speed, sheared his entire face and the front of his brain off, to the back of the eyeballs. when the policeman found him, he was convulsing on the floor, shortly to die of blood loss. he entertained the possibility of finishing him off, but decided against it.
if the guy had somehow lived...i shudder.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
But in those brief moments before he died, did he show a radical change in personality and/or behavior?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
He probably showed a greater propensity to gurgle inanely and feel for non-existent noses.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
i do not believe that story for one second
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
After that second, it's Gullible City.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, I'd know if this guy was lying, and maths teachers aren't the sort to indulge in elaborate life-experience fantasy.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
because they are so fulfilled with their career choice?
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I'd expect reams of bullshit waffle from an English teacher, or a historian, but maths teachers seem to be fairly happy with their lot, and fairly unmotivated to make stuff up about their lives. The guy said he trusted him, and I trust the guy. Do you trust me? :D
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://gss.sd42.ca/images/pagemaster/math_professor_algebra.gif.jpg
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
BULLSHIT WAFFLE
1 half-assed story 1 cup of POPPAGE
Stir until well blended, serve over crushed ice with salmon calzone
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
How do you tell someone walking the other direction even has a fantastic ass?
you can't be sure, but sometimes there is a lot of ass potential and i'm too curious to not turn around. :/
― Jordan, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^True. I am chronic ass-starer. But I am very, very stealth.
― will, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
oh god gold pants why did you wear gold pants to work?
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't really understand ass-love that much. I mean, is the whole point that it's enticing because of what it's not (ie: what's on the other side)?? -- Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
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oh sarah sit down before me and i shall tell you about ass... -- ()ops (()()ps), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:38 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
oops OTM
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
is it more or less acceptable to oogle if you're also singing "Ms. New Booty"?
― milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
it is the back vadge
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
die
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
SO ANYWAY
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Euurgh
uk girls do this all the time. they peek a look at your crotch too.
― pc user, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
haha i tell a story about some guy getting his face ripped off and you're all like 'huh', then i say 'vadge' and it's off to the emergency eyewash station we go
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
yes
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
It's not the "vadge" part as much as it is the accompanying "back".
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
someone start a "Rolling Louis Jagger turn off the computer and go to bed" thread
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
i would have preferred 'north korea of the body'
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
No way, it's the Virgin Islands of the body.
Only sometimes it's the Haiti of the body.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I am way more a face and hands person than any other body part, just for the record; I look at shoulders and arms. Fairly harmless, as gazing goes.
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
pfft it was merely a response to sarah's 2-year-old claim, and a cheeky reversal of 'front bottom'. it's far more beautiful, and thus more sscrilegious to profane, than even the shapeliest of vulvae.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
go to bed
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://blogidaho.biz/bighole.jpg
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
"Oh my, that's the shapeliest vulva I've ever seen!" *poppage*
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
i shall to Lethe go, chew upon my bolster, and conjure cataracts of vulva. stick that in your riese-moraine and smoke it.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
get a girlfriend
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^ genuine Hitler quote
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
das ist der shapeliest Vulva, den ich überhaupt gesehen habe
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
As long as it's in German I can't understand it, so that's fine.
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
In fact if LJ could only post in German that would be awesome.
dreams of sugar cum fairies dance in his head
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
this is probably the first time on a non-aryan power internet discussion forum that a poster has been asked to be more like hitler
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
haha that would be +1 on killfiling
i would translate (x) poster into (y language), set to it folks
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
einekleine pöppage
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
ich habe ein fückwant
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Das ist ein turbotcalzone deliciousen
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Oilyrags, Thursday, December 13, 2007 7:13 PM
for real though!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Englander futbol mit Capello ist ein drei-funf-zwei formatten, danke
would translate ILX System into Latin
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Didn't you have some cloudy pussy fantasies to attend to?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I have complimented many women on theirs vulva shapely. Door a arrossimento to its guancica, for knowing that its vulva so as to is appreciated. What live!
― rodman, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Thank you, Roberto Benigni.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
valuable new poster!
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
rodman what do you think of crutis's vulva
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
ysi?
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
crust!
― rodman, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
crust-punk ass - never seen a good one yet
― milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
haha that is true
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
-- milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:07 (48 minutes ago) Link
I constantly find myself humming "Hiii there, how are things? etc..."
I am not proud.
― will, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
p.s. guys I didn't point out "oogle" so that you all could start using it
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
im going to oogle you, curt1s, you dirty dronerock boy,
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
so dirty and so droney
ughhhhhh
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
this is revenge for the excelsior thread title isn't it
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/thrustpac_450x335.jpg
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i22.tinypic.com/2elbayu.gif
― kenan, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link
nope, still counter-clockwise
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
-- will, Thursday, December 13, 2007 9:59 PM (
lol i have also done this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i9.tinypic.com/6u42rdd.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
In addition to sounding annoying, that's one hell of a non-starter line.
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 06:58 (sixteen years ago) link
"SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"
"MUST BE A GOOD BOOK."
"YOU WERE READING WHEN I SAW YOU BEFORE."
"IS THAT THE SAME BOOK FROM BEFORE?"
"MUST BE GOOD."
"DONT MIND ME. I WAS JUST OOGLING."
"OOGLE OOGLE OOGLE."
― "Rumsfeld", Tuesday, 18 December 2007 07:44 (sixteen years ago) link
The Ralph Wiggum Guide to Picking Up Chicks.
― nickn, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 08:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I had a 4-hour layover in SLC last week, and that airport still tries to charge you actual money for wifi, so without anything to read I was stuck people-watching to pass the time. Anyway, there was this young couple there. She was a cute redhead, he was whatever cute redheads go for these days, and he could not have been any more obvious about checking out other girls. Redhead would get up and wander off, and he'd look around and stare at other women, and then when the redhead came back into view, the dude would alternate between watching her walk back to him and checking out some other girl. After a while, his laser-guided bobble-ogle head became like my own supplementary cutie detector. I felt kinda bad for the redhead, though.
― Kerm, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 08:09 (sixteen years ago) link