They're Remaking 'Alien' -- the 'Prometheus' thread

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latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

They already remade that.

Huk-L, Friday, 11 February 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

its a shot-by-shot remake by gus van sant's cousin's uncle's son.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Starring Leeza Gibbons as Ripley.

Huk-L, Friday, 11 February 2005 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

it stars sigourney weavers wrinkled bean as the alien

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

& John Tesh as The Alien?

xpost - same thing.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

HA! Its also plays the key-tar.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

In space, no one can check out your legs...

http://www.nndb.com/people/104/000025029/mary-hart-sized.jpg

Huk-L, Friday, 11 February 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

shes playing the android, ash!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

all the characters were written as geder-neutral anyway.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doooooooooo

Huk-L, Friday, 11 February 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

*gender-neutral

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

For the Aliens remake, Pat O'Brien can be the Paul Reiser character. Or he can just be the chest burster in this one.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 February 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

What's the point?

jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 February 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

The point?

Huk-L, Friday, 11 February 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that still gonna be a Predator ship in the beginning?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 11 February 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I dunno, I just think someone's trying to make some money or something.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 February 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

It's actually a fundraiser for the South Laguna Public Library Defense Fund.

Huk-L, Friday, 11 February 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Then I'm all for it!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 February 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

What's the point?
-- jel -- (freeduni...), February 11th, 2005.

see post at the tippy-top o' the thread;-)

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 11 February 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

four years pass...

I want to cry.

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/16328

In January we broke the news that Robert Rodriguez's Troublemaker Studios would be producing a reboot of Predator for 20th Century Fox. Our regular tipster was proven correct once again as the story was confirmed in April. Our tipster even scooped us on who would be penning the remake, now titled Predators.

So Mr. Anonymous is back again. And being that 20th Century Fox is remaking Predator, it doesn't surprise me at all that Fox is also going back to their catalog for a reboot of Ridley Scott's Alien.

What our tipster informed us is that - opposite the Predator situation - the plan is to stick with the original concept of only one alien on the ship.

Michael Costigan, Ridley Scott and even Tony Scott are all on board to produce and have tapped Carl Rinsch to get beyond the camera and bring a new Ripley to the big screen.

Who is Carl Rinsch? I'm being told he's a commercial/music video director and does work for Scott Free Productions, who is also producing the remake.

In the original, the terror begins when the crew of a spaceship investigates a transmission from a desolate planet, and discovers a life form that is perfectly evolved to annihilate mankind. One by one, each crew member is slain until only Ripley is left, leading to an explosive conclusion that sets the stage for its stunning sequel, Aliens (my favorite film of all-time).

We'll keep you posted on any updates, but that's what we got for you this evening. Remember to take it as rumor until confirmed as many projects change through the course of development.

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 May 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

look what you did

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 May 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

shia lebeouf will def be alien

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 28 May 2009 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I figured this would happen, being that after all the bad sequels and AVP flicks the only logical way to milk the series was to go back to square one. But it doesn't hurt any less.

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 May 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

What is the purpose of this?

Predator, who cares. It was stupid to begin with and can probably only improve in Rodriguez's hands. But Alien was absolutely perfect as is. Waaaaaah!

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 28 May 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

However, if Pat O'Brien is actually cast as the Alien this will become a must-see

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 May 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

robert rodriguez isn't 1/10th the director that mctiernan is

blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Thursday, 28 May 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Alien 3D

http://i39.tinypic.com/e80gld.jpg

StanM, Thursday, 28 May 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Who won when Alien fought Predator?

henry s, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

i hope this is like star trek, showing how the young version of the original alien learned how to become the alien he is today

s1ocki, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

also i hope it is set at alien academy

s1ocki, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

do you mean the lumen of a person's gut???

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

also i hope it is set at alien academy

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Vokuhila (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

What's that company that makes knockoff movies to coincide with releases? I have this theory that the only way to stop this revival madness is to saturate the market with so many degraded versions that any public appetite for them would be obliterated. ALIEN FANFICTION TO THE RESCUE

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

x-post

It could be like a more tragic Top Gun, where a fresh young facehugger falls in love with his instructor, a human woman. She dies in an accident, but a hundred years later he meets her great-graddaughter in the events of the first Alien.

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

that granddaughter? veronica cartright.

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Legally Blonde Alien, with Reese Witherspoon

When a blonde sorority queen alien is dumped by her boyfriend, she decides to follow him to his planet to get him back and, once there, learns she has more legal savvy than she ever imagined.

StanM, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Alien Brockovich, with Julia Roberts

An unemployed single alien mother becomes a legal assistant and almost single-handedly brings down a global power company accused of polluting a planet's water supply.

StanM, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Wasn't that the plot of Erin Brockovich?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

It's a tribute script.

StanM, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

How's this for high-concept: A remake of Predator starring the Alien as Predator.

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

re: alien brockovic -- I was making bad joke about Julia Roberts looking not quite human, having second mouth.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Would pay to see Ordinary Aliens dir. by Redford.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Chestburst On The 4th Of July

StanM, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

AVPVSW

Alien vs Predator vs Sand Worms (from Dune)

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

all human roles portrayed by Tracy Morgan

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Who won when Alien fought Predator?

the predalien, duh

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i would like to see a movie about an alien-human war done in the style of the thin red line

s1ocki, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Why is it that every movie franchise is all about remakes and reboots these days? Doesn't anybody believe in sequels anymore? Personally, I would've wanted to know what happened after the ending of Alien 4, but apparently no one else cares.

Tuomas, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

omg yes

that is an xpost

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

tho pop culture is so weird these days that if someone told me that terrence malick was making the next alien movie i would believe it. i don't know if anything in popcult has the power to surprise me anymore.

s1ocki, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

will whoever the female lead in this remake wear as ridiculously small panties as Ripley in the remakes denouement?

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

are you asking me?

s1ocki, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know anyone else on ILX we could ask!

resistance is feudal (WmC), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm asking the universe. plus slocki.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

slocki, sloggi - ok, makes sense.

StanM, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

ok well... i might as well just tell you. the answer is yes!

s1ocki, Thursday, 28 May 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

terrence malick is directing the reboot of the first wives club franchise

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 28 May 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i believe it, thank you for telling me true new information

s1ocki, Thursday, 28 May 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

hollywood officially sucks from now on

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 28 May 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh for fuck's sake. [Shoots self]

James Morrison, Thursday, 28 May 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

im not even like a huge alien guy but this is about the most retarded shit ever.

on paper.

five years ago i'd have at least made an effort to say 'hey maybe it'll *exceed* the original'.

but it's a pretty basic story that can't be fucked with, and no-one would get sued if they made a different movie that involved an alien.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 28 May 2009 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link

(Not That) Alien

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 28 May 2009 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

industry/business people, do you know if there's some legal reason like company's rights to the franchise expire if they don't keep churning out remakes? I remember there was some bogus fantastic 4 movie made for some weird business-related reason.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 May 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Trading Places with a Wall Street player and an Alien switching roles.

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Thursday, 28 May 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Wall Street starring Alien in Gordon Gecko role (and one that pops out of Darryl Hannah at the end).

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Friday, 29 May 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

The fact that Rodriguez is going to remake Predator as Predators gave me major lols. A long running and rubbish joke I have with some friends is to question whether any sequel or remake will be called the name of the original film pluralised. If pluralisation doesn't work I ask if it will be the original title with "another" appended to the start and if that doesn't work I ask if it will be called the original with "again" at the end of it.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 29 May 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link

So presumably the sequel to Predators will be Another Predators again: the virus takes Manhattan.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 29 May 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Home Alone where the McCauley Culkin role is actually a young alien who discovers its powers while fending off would-be robbers.

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Friday, 29 May 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2189/youvegotmail.jpg

Philip Nunez, Friday, 29 May 2009 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link

<3<3<3

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Friday, 29 May 2009 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

my new desktop background

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Friday, 29 May 2009 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link

industry/business people, do you know if there's some legal reason like company's rights to the franchise expire if they don't keep churning out remakes? I remember there was some bogus fantastic 4 movie made for some weird business-related reason.

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 May 2009 23:34 (Yesterday) Permalink

ha, yeah Roger Corman made that one! supposedly bootlegs of it were sold at comic conventions for years.

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Friday, 29 May 2009 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.teako170.com/ffmovie.html

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Friday, 29 May 2009 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

That's insane. Has anyone here seen it?

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Friday, 29 May 2009 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

it can't be much worse than the one that actually came out

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Friday, 29 May 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

industry/business people, do you know if there's some legal reason like company's rights to the franchise expire if they don't keep churning out remakes? I remember there was some bogus fantastic 4 movie made for some weird business-related reason.

I think this is true, and comic book superheroes is a good example. The actual superhero comic books are protected by copyright laws, and at the moment it's still a couple of decades before even the oldest of them fall into public domain. (However, apparently works copyrighted in the US before 1964 had to have their copyright renewed during the 28th year of their copyright term, otherwise they fell into the public domain. This has happened with at least some comics, records, and movies.) The names of superheroes are trademarks though, and trademark law is quite different from copyright. In order for a company to have the rigth to exclusive use of a trademark, the trademark has to be in active use. If the trademark isn't in active use for a certain period of time (in the US this is 5 years), it is considered public domain, and someone else can then register it. This, I think, is the reason DC comics has continuosly kept churning out Wonder Woman comic books throughout the decades, even during times when Wonder Woman has been quite unpopular. They don't want loose the trademark "Wonder Woman", so they have to have it in active use even if it means putting out comics that don't sell much. I'm not totally sure about this, but I assume the names "Alien" and "Predator" are similarly trademarked, so the same would apply to them as to Wonder Woman. I think there's been longer than a 5 year gap between Alien and Predator movies, but the various Alien and Predator comic books, books, and toys must've kept the trademarks in active use.

Tuomas, Friday, 29 May 2009 08:23 (fourteen years ago) link

With 'Wonder Woman', too, I believe there was something in the creator (who was a bit of a mad genius)'s contract saying that if she didn't keep being published by DC Comics, the rights would revert to him and his family.

James Morrison, Friday, 29 May 2009 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Are you sure about that? Because I can't imagine that back then, decades before the rise of creator-owned comics, any comic publisher would sign a contract like that. In those days pretty much every comic creator signed the copyright away to the company publishing the comic, which lead to cases like Siegel's and Shuster's famous 25-year legal battle to be recognized as the creators of Superman.

Tuomas, Friday, 29 May 2009 11:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Wonder Woman is weird, though, like it was created by someone who wrote child psychology books as their main line or something like that. I guess I could just look it up...

Doctor Casino, Friday, 29 May 2009 12:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, who knows about the rights, this is pretty interesting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Moulton_Marston

Doctor Casino, Friday, 29 May 2009 12:16 (fourteen years ago) link

An interesting case depicting the oddities of copyright and trademark law happened in the 1980s, when Malibu published two collections of old Mickey Mouse newspaper strips by Floyd Gottfredson. Apparently the strips themselves had fallen into public domain, probably because Disney hadn't bothered to renew their copyright in due time. However, Disney obviously still owns the trademark for Mickey Mouse, so Malibu couldn't use pictures of Mickey or even the name "Mickey Mouse" in the cover of the book. So they released those collections under the name "The Uncensored Mouse", with a totally black cover. Disney ended up suing them anyway. You can read more about the case here (scroll down a bit to get to the relevant part):

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2007/08/09/comic-book-urban-legends-revealed-115/

Tuomas, Friday, 29 May 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.collider.com/2009/05/29/exclusive-tony-scott-confirms-carl-rinsch-is-directing-alien-and-its-a-prequel/

A few days ago, Bloody-Disgusting reported that 20th century Fox was going to remake “Alien” and director Carl Rinsch would be helming the movie. Immediately fandom exploded with venom. I think one of the main reasons is that the original is a classic, and 20th Century Fox hasn’t been making films of that caliber recently.

So at today’s junket for Tony Scott’s new film “The Taking of Pelham 123″, I went up Tony after the press conference ended to ask him what was up with the remake.

The big news is he confirmed Carl Rinsch would be directing it and that it’s a prequel to his brother Ridley’s classic!

What Tony told me is after the jump:

Collider: 20th Century Fox is talking about remaking or redoing the original Alien. What’s going on with that?

alien_xenomorph_02.jpgTony Scott: Yes, Carl Rinsch is going to do the prequel to Alien. He’s one of our directors at our company.

Collider: I’m going to be blunt about this. Fox has not been doing a great job recently with their movies. They haven’t been an artist friendly studio. Are you guys going to have some creative control and make this a kick-ass film?

Tony: Yes! But Fox is our home. They finace our production company.

Collider: And I’m very happy that you guys have the financing. But a lot of the films they’ve been doing at the studio level, they’ve been nickel and diming and not giving fandom what they want. So I guess my question for you is…are you a little nervous about reengaging the franchise or are you excited.

Tony: I’m excited cause Ridley created the original and Carl Rinsch is one of the family.

Collider: When do you envision this film getting in front of cameras?

Tony: Hopefully the end of the year.

Collider: Will it be a summer of 2011 movie?

Tony: Honestly, I don’t know.

While I wish I could give you more info, I only had moments to talk with him. Look for more “Alien” info as I get it.

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Saturday, 30 May 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

alien academy it is then

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Saturday, 30 May 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118006722.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

'Alien' prequel takes off
Ridley Scott attached to return as director
By MICHAEL FLEMING

Twentieth Century Fox is resuscitating its "Alien" franchise. The studio has hired Jon Spaihts to write a prequel that has Ridley Scott attached to return as director.

Spaihts got the job after pitching the studio and Scott Free, which will produce the film.

The film is set up to be a prequel to the groundbreaking 1979 film that Scott directed. It will precede that film, in which the crew of a commercial towing ship returning to Earth is awakened and sent to respond to a distress signal from a nearby planetoid. The crew discovers too late that the signal generated by an empty ship was meant to warn them.

The deal gives Fox another chance to keep the "Alien" franchise alive. There were three sequels to Scott's original, but it is the first time the director has set his mind on directing one.

Spaihts has become a go-to-guy for space thrillers. After Keanu Reeves became attached to his Warner Bros. sci-fi script "Shadow 19," Reeves hired Spaihts to write the space journey epic "Passengers," which is berthed at Morgan Creek. That script got Spaihts the meeting with Fox and Scott Free, and he won the job with an "Alien" reboot take that the studio and Scott loved.

Fox has separately hired him to rewrite "The Darkest Hour," which Timur Bekmambetov to produce with Tom Jacobson. Spaihts is writing "Children of Mars" for Disney and Scott Rudin, and he will follow by rewriting "St. George and the Dragon" for Sony and Red Wagon.

numxhuxks (latebloomer), Friday, 31 July 2009 06:51 (fourteen years ago) link

What a great opportunity to show us the missing alien life stage! We've seen alien babies and adults, but now with today's CGI, we'll be able to see the Alien as a teenager!

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7148/232980-jar_jar_binks_super.jpeg

StanM, Friday, 31 July 2009 08:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Is he troubled and rambunctious like a young Kirk, or troubled and intense like a young Spock?

numxhuxks (latebloomer), Friday, 31 July 2009 08:33 (fourteen years ago) link

"What is the purpose of this?"
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 July 2009 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link

who would play him

dim sum dude (s1ocki), Friday, 31 July 2009 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Andy Serkis probably

Number None, Friday, 31 July 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link

what an opportunity for the rourkester

unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 31 July 2009 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

some early footage from the reamake has leaked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZkSLCqGsiw&feature=player_embedded

krampus activities (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't watch the video at work to confirm whether that's a joke or not, but my understanding was that the latest news was that Ridley Scott was going to be directing an Alien prequel rather than producing a remake?

Zoo Snickers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

alien babies

akira goldsman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

<3

krampus activities (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1637638/story.jhtml

t isn't overstating things to say that Ridley Scott is among the greatest filmmakers of all time, and "Alien" is among the greatest films of all time. So how could anyone not be eager to learn every little detail about his prequel to the 1979 classic?

On Thursday (April 22), we caught up with the "Robin Hood" director to speak with him for next week's MTV Summer Movie Preview. And when he mentioned that he was feasting his eyes upon the latest "Untitled 'Alien' Prequel" script pages, we couldn't help but ask some questions.

What followed might be the most revealing interview Sir Ridley has given thus far on the top-secret project. Read on for exclusive details concerning the prequel's plot, creature design and the woman — not named Sigourney Weaver — who will soon be kicking alien ass:

MTV: We're very excited about your return to the "Aliens" world — what's going on with it at this point?

Ridley Scott: As we speak, I've got a pile of pages next to me; it's like the fourth draft. It's a work in progress, but we're not dreaming it up anymore. We know what the story is. We're now actually trying to improve the three acts and make the characters better, build it up to something [we can shoot]. It's a work in progress, but we're actually making the film. There's no question about it, we're going to make the film.

MTV: Awesome.

Scott: Now it's a matter of, how good can I get the screenplay in the next few weeks so I can get a good ballpark figure of what it will cost. I've already got people working graphically on designs for the various requirements of the film.

MTV: Since this is a prequel, will you need to make the ships more primitive-looking than in "Alien"?

Scott: It's set in 2085, about 30 years before Sigourney [Weaver's character Ellen Ripley]. It's fundamentally about going out to find out 'Who the hell was that Space Jockey?' The guy who was sitting in the chair in the alien vehicle — there was a giant fellow sitting in a seat on what looked to be either a piece of technology or an astronomer's chair. Remember that?

MTV: Of course.

Scott: And our man [Tom Skerritt as Captain Dallas] climbs up and says "There's been an explosion in his chest from the inside out — what was that?" I'm basically explaining who that Space Jockey — we call him the Space Jockey — I'm explaining who the space jockeys were.

MTV: And is the Weyland-Yutani company in existence at this point?

Scott: It's Weyland. Weyland hasn't joined Yutani yet, so they go and see Weyland. [The film] is about the discussion of terraforming — taking planets and planetoids and balls of earth and trying to terraform, seed them with the possibilities of future life.

MTV: We know how obsessive "Alien" fans can get. Are you going to make a film that doesn't require having seen any of the other movies?

Scott: Totally. Yes. [People will still get it], because there's a lot of copying, dude.

MTV: There's a lot of copying of your movies.

Scott: There's a lot of homage. Is that the polite word? Homage? I call it something else. [Laughs.]

MTV: Will Sigourney Weaver have any participation at all?

Scott: It will be before she was born!

MTV: So not even a voice-over, explaining things? Nothing?

Scott: Well, the main character [in the prequel] will be a woman, yeah. We're thinking it could go down that route, yeah. When I started the original "Alien," Ripley wasn't a woman, it was a guy. During casting, we thought, "Why don't we make it a woman?"

MTV: So will you be creating new aliens for your prequel?

Scott: What you have to do is — were there four or five "Alien" films? I can't remember how many followed.

MTV: There were three after you, then the "Alien vs. Predator" nonsense.

Scott: Yeah, the thing about "Alien vs. Predator" is, I know it's commerce, but what a pity. I think, therefore, I have to design — or redesign — earlier versions of what these elements are that led to the thing you finally see in "Alien," which is the thing that catapults out of the egg, the face-hugger.

MTV: OK.

Scott: I don't want to repeat it. The alien in a sense, as a shape, is worn out.

MTV: Will you consult the original alien designer, H.R. Giger, on these ideas?

Scott: Yeah, he's still around. Once I get more serious and get going, and the big wheels start turning, we'll certainly talk. And maybe we'll come up with something completely different.

MTV: In your mind, when do cameras begin rolling on the film?

Scott: We're hoping to have it in theaters in late 2011, or maybe the best date in 2012.

MTV: Have you given any thought on how you'll feel when you walk on set that first time, how you'll deal with the déjà vu from 1979?

Scott: Yeah, it'll be weird, because I always said I'll never do a sequel. [Laughs.]

MTV: What made you change your mind?

Scott: Honestly? They've squeezed the franchise dry. The first one will always be the most frightening, because the beast we put together with Giger and all its parts — the face-hugger, the chest-burster, the egg — they were all totally original, and that's hard to follow. ... I've always avoided sequels, unless I felt there was something fresh.

excitation needed (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 April 2010 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link

It isn't overstating things to say that Ridley Scott is among the greatest filmmakers of all time

noooo, not at all

one of your top-tier posters! (history mayne), Thursday, 29 April 2010 08:55 (thirteen years ago) link

honestly don't know what to think

excitation needed (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 April 2010 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link

h8 3-d

one of your top-tier posters! (history mayne), Thursday, 29 April 2010 09:11 (thirteen years ago) link

stoked for the disappointing retconned madness

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link

pred ship pred ship pred ship

and vikings

one of your top-tier posters! (history mayne), Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Ridley Scott migh't ve been on the way of becoming one of the greatest filmmakers of all time 25 years ago, but the kinda blew his chances, didn't he? What was his last great movie? Thelma & Louise?

Actually, Ridley Scott was kind of a predecessor to David Fincher: a couple of good movies and an undeniable technical talent made people think they were cinematic geniuses or something, but then they went and prove everyone wrong.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link

not really. i mean, the finch has only made seven films in 18 years, but the last but one was a masterpiece, his best yet. i liked "CCBB" too but i know most people don't.

scott was always more prolific, and also, while i like a lot of his films, i don't think there are many consistent themes running through his work. there definitely are in post-"seven" fincher.

one of your top-tier posters! (history mayne), Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmm, I hadn't thought about it like that. What do you think are the consistent themes in Fincher's movies, I haven't noticed.

If I were to choose betweem the two, I'd still choose Scott. Even though he's made a lot of crap compared to Fincher, no Fincher movie I've seen has been as perfect as Alien or Blade Runner. As interesting and ambitious as they are, there's always some flaw, something missing from them. I get the feeling that Fincher is technically gifted director who lives or dies by the scripts he's given - he doesn't write scripts, does he? (That's one reason why I compared him to Scott, who doesn't write his movies either.) I haven't seen Zodiac though, maybe I should watch it some day.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:33 (thirteen years ago) link

What do you think are the consistent themes in Fincher's movies, I haven't noticed.

can't really get into it -- i think i have elsewhere. it's a kind of buddhist thing tho, shit to do with control and chaos. "zodiac" makes it p clear though & u really shd watch it.

fincher (like most a-list directors) oversees the writing of his scripts -- doubt he does dialogue or whatever, but no, he doesn't just do what he's given.

it will be interesting to see how that works with his next one, however, which is written by aaron sorkin so unlikely to be s.thing he'd rewrite, i'd guess.

one of your top-tier posters! (history mayne), Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't wait to see what shade of washed-out green Fincher films his next movie in.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

the alien-love inside me can't help but cheer that with ridley on this it will be pretty good. but on the other hand, all alien movies since 3 have been wank, so dunno what to think.

bracken free ditch (Ste), Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link

It isn't overstating things to say that Ridley Scott is among the greatest filmmakers of all time

shill needs shootin'

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Scott's last great movie was "Thelma and Louise"???

I need to go check a list of movies before, and movies since, but I mean......

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link

"Black Hawk Down" is pretty great, but yeah, had he done "Duelists" through "Blade Runner" and then retired, we wouldn't have missed much save "Thelma & Louise." I've always been impressed by Scott's prolific nature, though, esp. if you take into account his work as a producer. He and Spielberg just crank them out, though Spielberg returns to specific themes again and again whereas Ridley Scott is more scattershot. "Matchstick Men?" "A Good Year?" Hell, "American Gangster?" Not what one would consider "typical" Ridley Scott fare, though admittedly these days "typical" means guys in the woods shooting flaming arrows.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 April 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

lotta ppl here ride for "kingdom of heaven"

im siked for "robin hood" too

one of your top-tier posters! (history mayne), Thursday, 29 April 2010 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link

HANNIBAL is v.underrated imho, a great black comedy

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 29 April 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I forgot about Matchstick Men, that was pretty good movie. Not classic or anything (it pretty much followed the same pattern as most con man movies have done ever since House of Games, but totally enjoyable.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:12 (thirteen years ago) link

the finch has only made seven films in 18 years, but the last but one was a masterpiece, his best yet.

I have to assume that you, along with the rest of the population of Planet Earth, have chosen to forget that Benjamin Butthole ever happened.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

no, i liked it.

but zodiac was his last but one.

one of your top-tier posters! (history mayne), Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

mr. haircare tell me about this benjamin butthole picture you speak of

excitation needed (latebloomer), Friday, 30 April 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, wtf Fincher? "Zodiac" was a masterpiece, but I couldn't make it past 30 minutes of "Button." And now you've got a Facebook movie on its way? And a remake of the overseas adaptation of "Girl with a Dragon Tattoo?" Fincher, you can do better.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 30 April 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

the facebook movie is gonna own hard

you have to be "in the right place" for CCBB

one of your top-tier posters! (history mayne), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:14 (thirteen years ago) link

MTV: What made you change your mind?

Scott: Honestly? They've squeezed the franchise dry.

So what made him change his mind?

broad layering (onimo), Friday, 30 April 2010 08:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Alien father will be a CGI Billy Zane

in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Friday, 30 April 2010 09:33 (thirteen years ago) link

So what made him change his mind?

I think he's implying something along the lines of "if they can't do anything more interesting with this series then maybe I, as its originator, can"

excitation needed (latebloomer), Friday, 30 April 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

this movie is gonna be a viking

Tracer Hand, Friday, 30 April 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Alien prequels, that's where I'm a Space Jocket

mierda defensa ... no impedir ... espectador (onimo), Friday, 30 April 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Jockey

shit

mierda defensa ... no impedir ... espectador (onimo), Friday, 30 April 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

pred ship pred ship pred ship

and vikings

― one of your top-tier posters! (history mayne), Thursday, April 29, 2010 10:16 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i want to make a song out of this

excitation needed (latebloomer), Friday, 30 April 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://www.avclub.com/articles/damon-lindelof-rewriting-alien-prequel-maybe,43608/

A little bit disappointing if true as I've read the first 30 pages of John Spaihts' script and if it actually got made it would cause fanboys worldwide to spontaneously combust with rage.

Number None, Friday, 30 July 2010 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Hahah do tell.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 July 2010 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Let's just say it's been nicknamed "Gaylien"

Number None, Friday, 30 July 2010 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link

*spontaneously combusts with rage*

F-Unit (Ste), Friday, 30 July 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Roffle. That script must be filmed immediately.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 July 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

It's pretty easily found with a quick google search.

Number None, Friday, 30 July 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

this whole idea is confounding

titchyschneiderhouserules (s1ocki), Friday, 30 July 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Having found this script -- well, that's an intercut sex/death scene to rival the start of Excalibur, I suppose.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 July 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

hoax

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Friday, 30 July 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Has it been unequivocally debunked? I'm gonna pretend it's real anyway

Number None, Friday, 30 July 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

"hard cock" in a screenplay? Spaceship Octavia? C'mon this is good ole fashioned fanfic

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Friday, 30 July 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

it's a hoax. but worth reading for lols.

3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

INT. MEN'S QUARTERS - LOCKER AREA

Fins hands are tangled in Karik's hair.

KARIK
God! Damn it!

3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Fin picks himself up.

FIN
Christ!

Fin grabs his spade.
Karik assumes a low martial-arts stance and steps toward
the cat-alien.

The cat-alien and Karik pace around each other.

The cat-alien jabs at Karik with its sharp tail.

Karik parries the blow.

In a blur, the cat-alien jabs again.

And Karik parries.

The cat-alien makes a third jab with its tail and
immediately leaps at Karik, its jaws open.
Karik blocks the tail then catches the cat-alien's oblong
head with a roundhouse kick that knocks the cat-alien back
again.

Fin stands there, awestruck by what he sees, his grip on
the spade relaxing. He snaps out of it and looks furiously
for the net.

The cat-alien and Karik fight, Karik using lightening-fast
martial arts to defend himself.

Fin leans his spade against the wall, picks up the net, and
turns, shaking it open before him. Before he can throw it,
he groans in pain and looks down.

An ant-alien is biting his calf, just above his boot. Two
more are on the toe of the boot. His other foot knocks the
ant-aliens off.

3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

clearly authentic

3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

low martial arts stance

(e_3) (Edward III), Friday, 30 July 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

buffalo stance more effective against cat aliens imo

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 30 July 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Just leave Alien well enough alone.

The Startrekman, Sunday, 1 August 2010 07:23 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

apparently the alien prequel has morphed into an original sci-fi movie directed by ridley scott

http://www.slashfilm.com/ridley-scotts-alien-prequel-longer-alien-prequel-prometheus-starring-noomi-rapace/

that's actually kinda heartening, imo.

Young Guns aside, the western is not my favorite genre. (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 January 2011 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link

That's actually pretty great to hear.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 January 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

interesting, is there anything known about this new flick?

F-Unit (Ste), Saturday, 15 January 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Weird
Of interest, however, is that Prometheus may not be a total departure from the Alien series, as Sky Movies is reporting that the classic alien creatures actually play a major role in the film’s plot. A source close to them even went so far as to say that the film “definitely takes place in the same world as Alien.” How the two mix into each other remains to be seen.
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/01/27/michael-fassbender-lands-high-profile-role-in-prometheus-but-is-it-actually-a-new-alien-movie-afterall/

Number None, Friday, 28 January 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

eh, seems like typical rumor mill echo chamber bullshit

H.R. Gigerstuf (latebloomer), Friday, 28 January 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

has already gone to my most anticipated movie of the next xx years (do i have low standards?)

i'm gonna guess it has to do with one alien race and the aliens from...alien... are all exiled or whatev after a big battle at the end of the movie, and their last surviving ship is the one that crashes on the planet seen in the original alien. it would be a prequel w/out not really being so - a prequel would have to retain certain characters or themes from the orig. alien series. i'll just toss out that i think ridley has the guts to craft a sci-fi that doesn't involve "man meets alien"

of course there was also rumor that the girl from the dragon tattoo series would play star role? ffs i hope they don't implement any alternate universes/time travel

The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Friday, 28 January 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

It's not a rumor, she's been cast.

http://movies.sky.com/exclusive-prometheus-plot-reveal-aliens-are-in-it

It turns out that Ridley Scott's recent comments that Prometheus would be a departure from the Aliens series are somewhat misleading.

An exclusive source has told us that not only are HR Giger's classic aliens in it, but that they're integral to the plot.

Mere hours after the announcement that Michael Fassbender is locked in to play an android with rumoured links to Aliens' Bishop series, our insider sources have revealed that he's not the only one with strong links to the series' past.

Alien 27This is back too...."They’ve built the ‘space jockey’ cockpit at Pinewood as seen in the original Alien film, so it definitely takes place in the same world as Alien", they told us.

"Despite that press release that seemed to indicate there were no aliens in the movie, the familiar HR Giger-style aliens do appear. Big ones apparently."

And as for Scott's comments noting that "keen fans will recognise strands of Alien's DNA"?

It turns out there was the slightest hint of misdirection - apparently the actual DNA of the xenomorphs is integral to the plot - and will see the cast jet off to the alien homeworld itself.

"Part of the film will be shot in Morocco. I’ve heard that some sort of archaeological dig where they discover alien DNA takes place there and that DNA gives them the coordinates for an alien world. I’ve also heard Morocco is being used for alien planet landscapes so I’m not sure if it’s an archaeological dig on another planet," they revealed.

It gets weirder too, with Damon Lindelof's script set to crank up the sci-fi angle to maximum effect.

"The main spaceship in the film will be piloted by an enormous head which I assume will be CGI. Yep, sounds weird but I assume some of the technology will be sort of biomechanical."

H.R. Gigerstuf (latebloomer), Friday, 28 January 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

O_o

H.R. Gigerstuf (latebloomer), Friday, 28 January 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

there are so many rumors and conflicting info on this movie all over the internet right now it's kind of ridiculous

H.R. Gigerstuf (latebloomer), Friday, 28 January 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

blahhh sounds like transformers 2

The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Saturday, 29 January 2011 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone got any clever ideas of food/drink for an alien viewing party?

bnw, Saturday, 29 January 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

the invitation should be something along the lines of "gut-busting good"

The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Saturday, 29 January 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno, squid is the closest thing to a facehugger i can think of

Number None, Saturday, 29 January 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

facehugger looks more like a crab. there's a method - i've never done it, but witnessed - where you boil a shelled fish to such intensity that it's shell dissolves right off it. it was actually my godfather who did it, when i was a kid, and involved some restaurant equipment. but anyways: crab/lobster solely in the flesh would def look pretty cool upon a mannequin lying around.

The previous message has been brought to you by (kelpolaris), Saturday, 29 January 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

with Damon Lindelof's script

I had forgotten this part and now I have no interest in the movie at all.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 January 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I was going to say

"Part of the film will be shot in Morocco. I’ve heard that some sort of archaeological dig where they discover alien DNA takes place there and that DNA gives them the coordinates for an alien world.

L O S T

Slade Venom Secret Police (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 29 January 2011 10:45 (thirteen years ago) link

please tell me the main alien is played by James Carville

eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

(the rumours might be rubbish but) hate the way they try to drag earth into this shit - some of the best scifi involves getting away from the assumption that the universe revolves around our poky little planet. Original story of stumbling across alien horror light years from earth was brilliant, AvP sekret antarctic alien hunting ground pyramid was grade A bullshit.

nanoflymo (ledge), Saturday, 29 January 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

yea i'm sure the Martians are ticked about the way we depict them generally

mustache ride like the wind (San Te), Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Prometheus plot influenced by Chariots of the Gods!

Scott acknowledged that Prometheus, while not a direct prequel to Alien, occupies the same general universe, saying the picture was inspired by a desire to explore the mystery of the "space jockey" the giant fossilized creature with the burst-open chest seen in the first Alien movie but never explained. "The (space) journey, metaphorically, is about a challenge to the gods," Scott said. But Scott's ambitions with Prometheus go far beyond simply restarting a hit franchise. The British director said the film's storyline, and script by David Lindelof, was partially inspired by the writings of legendary Swiss sci-fi writer Eric van Daniken.
Van Daniken, author of 1968 bestseller Chariot of the Gods, is best known as the first proponent of the so-called ancient astronaut theory, which holds that aliens kick-started civilization on earth. "NASA and the Vatican agree that is almost mathematically impossible that we can be where we are today without there being a little help along the way," Scott said. "That's what we're looking at (in the film), at some of Eric van Daniken's ideas of how did we humans come about."
The Washington Reporter.

Keep shouting sir, we'll find you (DavidM), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 10:05 (twelve years ago) link

So was Alien vs Predator iirc...

Number None, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

Is there any sci-fi franchise involving aliens that isn't Von Daniken-influenced at this point? "Ancient astronauts" is a durable idea that's been around since Lovecraft, at the very least.

The real news with this is the confirmation that the movie takes place within the "alien" universe. When they announced the movie as "Prometheus" back in January the press release was worded to make it sound as if wasn't connected any longer to the series. But now it's apparent that it is a spinoff, if not exactly a direct prequel.

this guy is straight solondz (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 10:19 (twelve years ago) link

(the rumours might be rubbish but) hate the way they try to drag earth into this shit - some of the best scifi involves getting away from the assumption that the universe revolves around our poky little planet. Original story of stumbling across alien horror light years from earth was brilliant, AvP sekret antarctic alien hunting ground pyramid was grade A bullshit.

― nanoflymo (ledge), Saturday, January 29, 2011 6:09 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark

kinda agree w/this

this guy is straight solondz (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 10:22 (twelve years ago) link

Nah, they admitted it was in the Alien universe ages ago Latebloomer

Number None, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 10:24 (twelve years ago) link

"saying the picture was inspired by a desire to explore the mystery of the "space jockey" the giant fossilized creature with the burst-open chest seen in the first Alien movie but never explained"

=

"we realised the space jockey was the one last thing that hadn't been raped to death by the rest of the franchise, so we thought let's grab a piece of that action"

Ste, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 10:29 (twelve years ago) link

Nah, they admitted it was in the Alien universe ages ago Latebloomer

― Number None, Wednesday, June 29, 2011 10:24 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

they didn't! i've been following this, dude.

fassbender basically confirmed it in an interview a few months ago, and there have been constant rumors but all the statements from the actual filmmakers have been pretty vague until recently.

this guy is straight solondz (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 10:33 (twelve years ago) link

"we realised the space jockey was the one last thing that hadn't been raped to death by the rest of the franchise, so we thought let's grab a piece of that action"

haha otm

this guy is straight solondz (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah i guess i just read the Fassbender thing and assumed it was out in the open

Number None, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 10:36 (twelve years ago) link

x-post

The cynicism is warranted (it's Hollywood), but I do admit that I'm excited that they're taking this in a different direction, and not just doing an "Alien 5". Of course, it could easily just end up being Mission to Mars with Giger-beasts, so my optimism is cautious at best.

this guy is straight solondz (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 10:40 (twelve years ago) link

"we realised the space jockey was the one last thing that hadn't been raped to death by the rest of the franchise, so we thought let's grab a piece of that action"

The space jockey was actually given a backstory in the original Dark Horse Aliens comic book, which was one of the first spin-offs of the movies (it was released after Aliens but before Alien 3, and thus features Hicks and the grown-up Newt as the main characters).

Tuomas, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

they made the space jockey look really dorky in that comic. they even gave him a cape! seriously!

this guy is straight solondz (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i had that comic too, always preferred the AVP story instead though (which was great)

Ste, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

NASA and the Vatican agree

reliable

owenf, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

embarrassingly, I'm horribly excited about all this. I know it's going to let me down so hard.

owenf, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

i think it's ok to be cautiously excited. it's ridley scott returning to sci-fi! but then again...it's ridley scott returning to sci-fi.

this guy is straight solondz (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

Having just rewatched Blade Runner for the first time in a while (and this time via my new BluRay/plasma TV setup) I hear you there.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

i watched alien for the first time yesterday. i'd seen pretty much all of it, but never just sat down through it. the space jockey is probably the best part of the film, apart from ripley's tiny panties, and i really don't want its backstory to be explained :/

Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 30 June 2011 08:32 (twelve years ago) link

slanty knickers ftw!

Ste, Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:05 (twelve years ago) link

Alien on blu-ray is transformed; so much more detail and colour. It might be the one blu-ray that has really wowed me. Blade Runner looks great too.

Prometheus plot spoilers, if true (and it doesn't sound that bad):
http://io9.com/5816884/if-this-is-actually-the-real-plot-for-ridley-scotts-prometheus-just-shoot-us-now

Keep shouting sir, we'll find you (DavidM), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:06 (twelve years ago) link

Reminds me of how the spaceship in Danny Boyle's Sunshine was called Icarus II (cos the first Icarus had already flown too close to the sun). It's like they want these missions to fail!

Number None, Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

i think it's ok to be cautiously excited. it's ridley scott returning to sci-fi! but then again...it's ridley scott returning to sci-fi.

― this guy is straight solondz (latebloomer), Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

el riddo hasn't made a decent movie in about three decades iirc, but t'll be good to have the pred ships controversy nailed once and for all

where ilxor ends and markers begins (history mayne), Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

Matchstick Men was pretty decent, IMO.

Tuomas, Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:36 (twelve years ago) link

story outline is promising, but there's no way to tell how it'll play out. have some (small) faith in ridley scott due to alien and blade runner, no matter how much he's done to tarnish that legacy since. at the very least this sounds like it will be a prestige picture with the budget to accomplish its ambitions, and for an original, galaxy-spanning sci-fi story, that's something to cheer about.

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Thursday, 30 June 2011 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

"it'll be good to have the pred ships controversy nailed once and for all"

I would think that this is the main, perhaps the only, reason that this film is being made

Neil Willett, Thursday, 30 June 2011 10:30 (twelve years ago) link

What does that sentence about pred ships mean?

you don't want to know, James

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 July 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

it's even worse than sleep vikings

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 July 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

well at least with the pred ship there really was only 'right' answer and the people on the other side were intentionally trolling the IGN board

john valjean bon jovi (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

the thin line between intentional trolling and shameless challoping

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 July 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

blimey--thanks!

"^ For your sake and the sake of the people you are exposed to every day, I hope that post was a joke, because if it wasn't, the astonishing ignorance of that post says something really scary about you.

And if it was a joke, it wasn't funny, not even accidentally. "

skinny arbuckle (latebloomer), Friday, 1 July 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

if you squint hard enough you can see the pred ship

skinny arbuckle (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

man i bet they wish they hadn't torn all those sets down now

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

I wish I didn't see a Stargate in that first picture, but I kinda do

StanM, Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

stargate & guillotine vagina combo standard

also we’re divorced now and i hate this movie. (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

goatsegate

Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Thursday, 7 July 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

So wait, I'm confused. Is this movie about aliens?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 July 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

Yes - but also about Predators, Things, The Lepus, and The Hair Bear Bunch

Neil Willett, Thursday, 7 July 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Some stuff, still pretty vague:

“I realized that there was something in the original ‘Alien’ that no one has asked a question about,” Scott said, explaining what sparked his interest in returning to the franchise. “And I thought, well that could be the centerpiece.”

But he didn’t say exactly what that question was (though he has in the past). Scott on Thursday said that “Prometheus” preserves the “original DNA” of “Alien” … “but we’ve gone in a completely different direction.” Based on a kind of sizzle reel the studio showed, “Prometheus” looks wholly of the “Alien” world, with its gooey, biomechanoid extraterrestrials, flame-thrower-wielding humans and a sinewy Rapace channeling series stalwart Sigourney Weaver.

Theron shared a bit of detail about her character in the film, Meredith Vickers. “She’s a suit, essentially,” Theron said. “She’s the machine that runs the machine that takes this mission into space. At first she comes across very cold and frigid. She’s not a scientist. She’s not a believer. She runs a tight ship. But you can tell that she’s gonna be a problem.”

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 July 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

Some more details:

We see Ridley on a new set, then images of a spaceship control room full of lit panels. A giant room that looks like the Giger-designed spaceship in the first ALIEN where they find the eggs, though it's filled with things that look more like Egyptian coptic jars – though they may still be eggs. It does seem like something bio-mechanical is inside.

We see Michael Fassbender examining them. Green-glass sleep pods. Bubble-helmets – the aesthetic is an odd mix of the original ALIEN H. R. Giger designs and pulp comic-book Buck Rogers-type stuff. Charlize Theron is doing push-ups naked. There's a large, ringed planet.

Scott is back on, says the cast of characters “find an establishment that is not what they expected it to be.” Somebody collapses, looks like internal injuries. People in space suits freak out. More of the Giant egg cargo hold. Scott says “It is all about everything...it has the DNA of the original ALIEN...what I wanna do is scare the living shit out of you.” It's being shot in digital 3-D.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 July 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

Charlize Theron is doing push-ups naked

ok maybe i will watch this.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

It's being shot in digital 3-D.

Fuck this noise.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

scott says he's never shooting in 2d again

Yeah, I believe that. When are we going to start getting 3-D rom-coms from these absolutists?

I've now seen three or four films "shot in digital 3-D" in 2-D, and not once have I felt I missed anything. In fact, nor would have I ever known they were even shot in 3-D from the 2-D versions.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

digital 3-D naked charlize theron pushups

peter in montreal, Friday, 22 July 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

we didn't start the fire

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

I approve Ridley Scott trying to scare me instead of put me to sleep as he has seemed so intent on doing of late.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 22 July 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

Matchstick Men...in 3-D

cave duel (latebloomer), Friday, 22 July 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

hadn't this thread title been edited to point out that this is the 'Prometheus' thread earlier?

Sir Chips Keswick (Merdeyeux), Friday, 22 July 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

It had, but then it hiccuped or something. Let me try again.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 July 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

Charlize, earlier you joked about doing nudity in the film.

THERON: I wasn’t joking, gosh! I’m an Academy Award winner. I’m serious.

LINDELOF: Why would we ever joke about something like that?

j., Monday, 25 July 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

the comments section y'all the comments section!

http://insidemovies.ew.com/2011/07/21/prometheus-comiccon-alien-ridley-scot/

lol

Foster the People? More like Fester the Poophole! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

“We begin at the beginning,” Lindelof said during a session with reporters before the film’s big Hall H panel presentation. “Ridley has been cryptically obtuse about everything, but there are some big ideas in Prometheus. It covers a vast expanse of time, past, present, and future.”

So it's now a remake of 2001?

Circlework de Soleil (S-), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's a crossover. original it was called HALiens

Foster the People? More like Fester the Poophole! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

seriously though it sounds like Mission to Mars with Giger monsters more than anything

Foster the People? More like Fester the Poophole! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

i hope it's better than Hannibal.

piscesx, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

Hannibal was one of the least bad of his recent films

Still can't re-watch it due to a couple scenes making me want to vomit and have nightmares, though.

mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

The Predators didnt create the aliens. The space jockey’s created the Aliens as a weapon or they were mearly collectors of them to use as a weapon. It’s conflicting in the literature. They would drop them onto a planet to wipe out indigenous life and would then come back to kill off all of the aliens using sonic weapons. That space jockey ship in Alien was one of their offensive drop ships. The Predators simply use the Aliens as a means to have something to hunt. They would drop a few eggs down, wait, then go hunt. An alien queen kill is I believe the greatest trophy in their culture.

its realy sad, it was a R.I.P. thread (kkvgz), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

lol

latebloomer, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Is that Boba Fett's ship?

mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

looks like a fancy codpiece or a bicycle seat

latebloomer, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

boba fett's ship was basically a repainted streetlight
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3022/3082036822_d3f2d05222.jpg

mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

more here:

http://www.scriptflags.com/2011/08/prometheus-teaser-trailer-captured.html#more

nah, not an alien prequel in any way, no sir.

latebloomer, Monday, 1 August 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

why do they hide these trailers when they've been shown in public? seems mad.

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

Since ilx has been down and shit, why not:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_luIM6xaIck

I should know better, but this undeniably *looks* awesome, FUIUD.

latebloomer, Friday, 13 January 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago) link

best viewed in HD:

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/fox/prometheus/

latebloomer, Friday, 13 January 2012 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty sure that removing the unheimlich mystery from the space jockey and the derelict can only be a bad thing but yeah I can't help but feel a little bit stoked either.

ledge, Friday, 13 January 2012 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Yeah, agreed -- I admit the trailer sold me.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

Meantime, bring on the viral marketing:

https://www.weylandindustries.com/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

guess AvsP isn't canon then

Number None, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

weyland-smithers corporation

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

kinda lolsy that it's pre-yutani.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

lol I made the same goofy AvP canon comment to my friend

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

oh snap

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

"weyland-smithers corporation"

lol

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

if you'll indulge me, i'd like to nerd out just a little bit

WY logo from the first Alien:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BIazSOYb8mc/TloruFryDZI/AAAAAAAACKA/f4hLpTUvlPg/s1600/0008WeylandYutaniDecalsforALIENFX19.jpg

WY logo from the second and third Alienses:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/a/af/Weyland-yutani.JPG

logo from Prometheus

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/weylogofinal.jpg

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

...

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

maybe it's one of those magic eye things

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

oh, link's not showing up

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

but yeah there's a magic eye thing going. it's a sailboat.

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

a biomechanical nightmare sailboat with vaginapenises

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

not really feeling this fake ted talk /picky

goole, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

didn't watch it tbh. Not into that kind of viral marketing stuff

Number None, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno what guy pearce is doing, ted talks don't sound like the speeches from braveheart

goole, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

I don't get the Guy Pearce thing, according to it the movie takes place in the 2020s? And we're supposed to have interstellar space travel and cyborgs by then? Is the movie set in some alternate Earth?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

gonna be a hell of a next 10 years

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

Is the movie set in some alternate Earth?

No, it's a future documentary like all science fiction films

mh, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

the speed of quibbling doubles every 18 months

goole, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

Given the context of the fake page hosting it, I think the TED talk video is supposed to be around fifty years before the 'now' of Prometheus, so there you go.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

need suggestions for autoreplacing every question mark Tuomas posts.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah the TED talk is Weyland talking about THE FUTURE and in the actual film there's an android

mh, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

Ah okay, so Pearce will be an android in the movie? Makes sense.

I just read the movie's synopsis on IMDb:

A team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a journey to the darkest corners of the universe.

Since the Aliens are bioweapons engineered by the Space Jockeys, the big reveal in this movie must be that humans were bioengineered by them as well, right? Hence the title "Prometheus" (and its allusion to Frankenstein and various other creating-life stories).

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

nah, Fassbender is the android, I think

mh, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

ugh that would kind of suck, i always liked the idea of them just being random lifeforms we (and the space jockeys) were unlucky enough to come across

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

humanity must have been one of their failed early experiments

Number None, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

of course i'm stoked for this but i really fear it's gonna be the exact same prequel retconning i fucking hate

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

not really feeling this fake ted talk /picky

― goole, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 1:03 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah it was p lame and overdone

flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

The fake TED talk makes Weyland look like a bombastic asshole. Seems about right.

mh, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

guys what if the aliens were actually the crew of the prometheus that were mutated?!?

mh, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

Everyone's an android /spoiler

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

xxxpost

WmC just replace "?" with "!!!"

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

That wouldn't reveal the origin of mankind though. Unless the aliens were sent back in time and became our ancestors.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

I think replacing all your question marks with exclamation points would indeed reveal the origin of mankind, though.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

we are all ~aliens~ if u think about it, from the right POV

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

"The fake TED talk makes Weyland look like a bombastic asshole."

in the trailer, on the TED screen there are livestreamed comments from the audience -- one of them is something to the effect of 'christ what an asshole'

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

from the right POV we are all backwards cowboy aliens

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

reverse cowgirl aliens

(sorry)

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXLzJhZa8PY&

Number None, Saturday, 17 March 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

As long as there are aliens of some sort in this, I think we're all good.

Why do future space people name things after tragic figures? Like, why would you name a planet Pandora and expect anything good to come of it? Why would you name a ship Prometheus? That's like naming your ship Icarus, your spelunking party Orpheus, or your son Oedipus. In the future, have the endings of all these Greek myths been forgotten?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 March 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

they named the ship Icarus in Sunshine. Actually even better, it's called Icarus II cos the first one disappeared on its mission to the Sun.

Number None, Saturday, 17 March 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

was that the space jockey?

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 17 March 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

indeed it was

Number None, Saturday, 17 March 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

so it WASN'T a pred ship

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 17 March 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

space jockeys:predators::OG Klingons:forehead ridge Klingons

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Saturday, 17 March 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

I liked Icarus II better than the original.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 March 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

yeahhh, why kid myself, i'm gonna go see this opening day

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 March 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

Why do future space people name things after tragic figures? Like, why would you name a planet Pandora and expect anything good to come of it? Why would you name a ship Prometheus? That's like naming your ship Icarus, your spelunking party Orpheus, or your son Oedipus. In the future, have the endings of all these Greek myths been forgotten?

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, March 17, 2012 10:44 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they named the ship Icarus in Sunshine. Actually even better, it's called Icarus II cos the first one disappeared on its mission to the Sun.

― Number None, Saturday, March 17, 2012 10:46 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol this is all so otm

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 17 March 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

"i hereby unveil our advanced new interstellar ship... the Space Titanic!"

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 17 March 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.starshiptitanic.com/splash.jpg

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 March 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

Why do future space people name things after tragic figures? Like, why would you name a planet Pandora and expect anything good to come of it? Why would you name a ship Prometheus? That's like naming your ship Icarus, your spelunking party Orpheus, or your son Oedipus. In the future, have the endings of all these Greek myths been forgotten?

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, March 17, 2012 10:44 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's a tragic figure in that he meets a pretty awful end, but he's definitely a scientific hero.

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Saturday, 17 March 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

of course i'm stoked for this but i really fear it's gonna be the exact same prequel retconning i fucking hate

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:40 (3 days ago) Permalink

yeah totally.

they have to come up with a really unique take to pull off what i think they're trying to do with this: mission to mars with monsters.

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

Mars Needs Monsters

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 17 March 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

that was the original title but they pulled a john carter

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 March 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

"ah fuck it, we'll make it into an Alien prequel"

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 March 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

Meantime a little more about Weyland Industries:

https://www.weylandindustries.com/#/timeline

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

space jockeys:predators::OG Klingons:forehead ridge Klingons

― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Saturday, March 17, 2012 2:59 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

speaking of redonkulous retcons/franchises filling in details that didn't need explicating, in Star Trek Enterprise they actually explained why the Kirk-era Klingons didn't have forehead ridges while the later ones did: A VIRUS!

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 March 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

New full trailer sometime tonight and a sneak's been seen:

http://io9.com/5894182/weve-seen-the-first-full-trailer-for-ridley-scotts-prometheus

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

ridley scott, today at wondercon panel

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

my nips are fucking hard!
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these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

the opening of that looked just like the first Alien vs Predator movie

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

looks cool though

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

Erich von Daniken has a lot to answer for

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit the sound in that trailer!

& is that benedict wong? don't let him work out the calculations for the spaceship trajectory! he'll fuck it up!

ledge, Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

This looks good! I will regret anticipating it tho I'm almost sure

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I loved the screaming sound towards the end.

But can we be done with the Inception-ish low-horn blasts now, christ I'm so sick of hearing that in every actiony trailer.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I loved the screaming sound towards the end.

i know, what is it about that sound thats really appealing here? i'm slowly getting more excited than i should about this. damn trailers.

Summer Slam! (Ste), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

whoa ^_^

bnw, Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

Okay, that was pretty damn good.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I loved the screaming sound towards the end.

i know, what is it about that sound thats really appealing here? i'm slowly getting more excited than i should about this. damn trailers.

― Summer Slam! (Ste), Saturday, March 17, 2012 9:27 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

thats the siren noise from the original Alien trailer (probably the greatest trailer ever cut)

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

feel like that trailer gave away TOO MUCH

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

Stringer Bell's accent sounds a little off. Or is it just me?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

xpost H4A: ohhh fuck you genius thank you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

Whomever is making these trailers deserves an award for making trailers.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLamj-b0I8

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

Trailys 2012

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

Goddamm that og trailer is so good

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

I'm gonna be so goddam sad when they stop using film to make movies

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

Does ALIEN have the greatest cast ever?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 18 March 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

I was thinking that exact thing watching the trailer. If it's not the greatest it's damn close.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

Does ALIEN have the greatest cast ever?

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, March 17, 2012 10:11 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

feel like that trailer gave away TOO MUCH

― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, March 17, 2012 9:45 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 18 March 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

has there ever been a movie that was part of a franchise where the audience didn't know for sure until actually seeing the film?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 March 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

The screaming alarm in that Prom. trailer reminds me of Clare Torry's screaming at the end of "Speak to Me", right before "Breathe" kicks in.

epistantophus, Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

guys go to 2:37 in the trailer

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

1:37, sorry

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UL3mC.jpg if you're lazy

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

While I'm still a bit meh re: 3D and wasn't planning on even checking out this silly prequel stuff (even though I've bought some kind of Alien quadrology box thig twice now, first as DVDs and later BluRay) I have to admit that trailer kinda - aw hell, yeah, I want to see it now.

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 05:44 (twelve years ago) link

thig->thing

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

at least the movie was shot in 3D, not post-converted, and what we've seen so far looks fantastic in 2D, so no one should complain about that aspect at least.

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 05:49 (twelve years ago) link

This and The Dark Knight Rises both coming out in 2012 will make the end of the world in December a little more bearable, I guess.

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 05:56 (twelve years ago) link

this was shot in 3d?

can i just watch it in 2d?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 06:25 (twelve years ago) link

Of course. Has there been a 3D release that wasn't generally available in 2D also?

enjoy your fleetfoxesocracy sheeple (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 06:29 (twelve years ago) link

so tonight my friend told me that the yoga festival she's organizing starts on june 8 and i said "that's the day Prometheus comes out!!" [blank stare] "The new aliens movie!!"
she laughed
but i was serious

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 18 March 2012 08:15 (twelve years ago) link

i <3 u rrrobyn

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 08:18 (twelve years ago) link

:)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 18 March 2012 08:22 (twelve years ago) link

wait so this is in 3D+IMAXZ too?! whoa

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 18 March 2012 08:23 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I don't know what day of the week June 8 is, but I'll be pulling a sickie if it's a weekday

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Sunday, 18 March 2012 09:09 (twelve years ago) link

if only there was a way we could find out...

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 09:14 (twelve years ago) link

Re:3-D, while it's the last thing I want to see, 1) This is the first Ridley Scott joint in 3-D, and the man knows how to make a movie, 2) It's actually shot in 3-D, rather than retrofitted and 3) Scott is one of those rare directors so thrilled with the 3-D results that he's sworn (ha) never to make another 2-D movie.

Of course, the question should be, have you ever seen a 2-D version of a recent 3-D movie and wished it was in 3-D? I would answer no, and I've seen a bunch of them "flat," from Captain American and Harry Potter to recent Pixars. Not a one had me leaving the theatre wishing things were jumping at my face. A few that I saw in 3-D - Up, TS3, Hugo - might as well have been in 2-D, bar a scene or two. So who knows what Ridley has up his sleeves.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

And then there's Avatar, which I could not have at through were it not in 3-D, which is its own sort of novelty category.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah wow this is badass. Amazing trailer. Had no idea Charlize Theron was in this.

3D, who cares. I've never really had an unpleasant 3D experience with RealD, the worst that happened was that bits didn't look 3D enough. Which, hey, puts you back in the same spot you were already in.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 18 March 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

thing is im not super convinced 'the man knows how to make a movie' anymore

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

otm : (

caek, Sunday, 18 March 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

fucker better not George Lucas me.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

space jockey all with a liberian accent

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Sunday, 18 March 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

We're on an express elevator to hell...going down!
Yipppieeeeee!

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Sunday, 18 March 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

trailer's neat, space jockey starts to chest burst @ 2:11. also looks like the aliens came from humans infected with a virus, which is an interesting wrinkle if that's where they went with it.

unfortunately it seems like the grubby "used future" set design got lost somewhere, this looks like it takes place 3000 years *after* the first alien.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, 18 March 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't seen anything like that except, uh, midi-chlorians.
It must be using them for blood.

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Sunday, 18 March 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

thats a terrible wrinkle imho

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

c'mon man we've met the xenomorph and IT is US

MIND BLOWN

ok not really but w/e

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

so lame

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

Our people are dying, Burke. We must do something to stop the Aliens!
Hold on a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

Does ALIEN have the greatest cast ever?

I'll watch anything with either John Hurt or Ian Holm to this day, and Alien had both. Kinda the opposite of my reaction to Nick Cage or Sandra Bullock in the credits (which would make Welcome to Hollywood (2000) the worst cast ever, I suppose).

Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

unfortunately it seems like the grubby "used future" set design got lost somewhere, this looks like it takes place 3000 years *after* the first alien.

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, March 18, 2012 12:56 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

heh this happened with the star wars prequels too

what happened was that 30 yrs passed between the first one and the prequel in real time and people invented computers :(

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

they still could have made a grubby looking movie for a lot of money with all those computahs

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

It's probably a fancier ship tbf

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

thing is im not super convinced 'the man knows how to make a movie' anymore

You know, I hadn't really considered it, but yeah, his last 20 years have been erratic as fuck. But then, half of his films in that span seemingly also star Russell Crowe (I forgot that Robin Hood movie existed!) so who knows.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe the man has just been making the wrong movies?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

s1ocki hates scifi and everything good, maybe has acid 4 blood

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think that's the Space Jockey's chest bursting either

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

feel like she's getting locked in for a space ride

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

getting out i would say

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

greatest cast ever = The Right Stuff. but Alien is close

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

sorry 2:12, def space jockey chest burst tho

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

it's really not

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

Either fake, or an early draft: http://www.prometheus-movie.com/uploads/leaked_script.txt

James Mitchell, Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

ok maybe not

xp

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, 18 March 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

this movie is really a prequel to Tootsie

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 March 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

unfortunately it seems like the grubby "used future" set design got lost somewhere, this looks like it takes place 3000 years *after* the first alien.

This is a prequel, right? So the stuff had to be used first before it could acquire its 'used' look.

ledge, Sunday, 18 March 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Plus, space work crews aren't going to need set fancy gadgets, just durable shit that works consistently! Alien still had a voice controlled computer and androids.

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, but come on - the stuff in the preview doesn't just look fresh out of the box, it looks all slick and glowy and colorful...it's not just that Alien felt used, it also felt utilitarian. Yeah, okay, they were truckers, but even the space suits in this look a lot more stylized, not to mention their...light grenade? hologram flinging? whatever? thing. I'm still stoked about it but there's a weird mismatch in the look and feel, makes it seem like more a generic 21st century sci-fi movie. Pandorum or something.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 18 March 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

s1ocki hates scifi and everything good, maybe has acid 4 blood

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, March 18, 2012 1:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

??

i love sci-fi and i PARTICULARLY love everything good

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

the red glowy orb was ott

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

Dudes who made the computer model in Cave of Forgotten Dreams are so jealous of that ott red glowy orb.

Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 18 March 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

want a red orb, tbh

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

This is a prequel, so clearly the fancy technology is fresh out of the box. By the time we get to "Alien," the ships and equipment are all beat up and run down and dusty and stuff. No doubt this will be explained in great detail in this movie.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

is thsi for sure a prequel at this poitn cuz i thought Ridley said nuh uh

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

wiki:
The plot follows the crew of the spaceship Prometheus in the year 2085, as they explore an advanced alien civilization in search of the origins of humanity.

Conceived as a prequel to Scott's 1979 science fiction horror film Alien, rewrites of Spaihts' script by Lindelof developed a separate story that precedes the events of Alien, but which is not directly connected to the films in the Alien franchise. According to Scott, though the film shares "strands of Alien's DNA, so to speak", and takes place in the same universe, Prometheus will explore its own mythology and ideas. Principal photography began in March 2011, with filming taking place in England, Iceland, and Spain. Prometheus is scheduled for release between May 30 and June 8, 2012 in various territories through 20th Century Fox.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

they're just being coy

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

and 'prequel' is a tainted word at this point

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

"greatest cast ever = The Right Stuff. but Alien is close"

This is actually worthy of a poll, but IMO if the Right Stuff wins its just because of quantity over quality. I'd put Holm, Hurt, Stanton up with anyone in TRS.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

that would be a good poll

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

alien would win on this board

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

Already got yr excuse ready. :)

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

you never know. ilx is challopsy enough to say Harry Dean Stanton is overrated & Barbara Hershey is the greatest of all time or something.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Barbara Hershey is pretty great.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

Except in the Black Swan.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 18 March 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

You guys have probably already discussed this, I missed this thread for some reason, but this site is pretty cool.

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

Except Especially in the Black Swan.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

o this comes out on my birthday, guess i'll see it on my birthday

if you ever leave me peggy, leave some propane at my door (zachlyon), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

Started reading that "leaked script" and spotted something like 3 typos in the first 5-6 lines, including misspellings, homonyms, and just plain using the wrong word. Obviously bullshit.

誤訳侮辱, Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

You guys have probably already discussed this, I missed this thread for some reason, but this site is pretty cool.

― stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, March 18, 2012 4:04 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does that site do something besides show that spinning gif?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Re: weylandcorp.com - whatever happened to the yutani bit? Or did I miss something?

(it links to a 2023 TED talk and there's a "register for more info" - those are the two parts that work on my android phone)

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

I don't have a spinning gif, android doesn't do animated gifs (at least, it doesn't on my phone)

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

Meantime another trailer with a different focus...

http://io9.com/5894326/uk-prometheus-digs-deeper-into-the-films-archaeological-mission

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

does that site do something besides show that spinning gif?

When I click on it, it spins for a bit then goes to a landing page that links to the TED talk and has other features that are "coming soon". I just like the design of the site and I'm a sucker for in-depth viral stuff like this, particularly for sci-fi films.

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

I think the spinning gif only pops up the first time you load the site, in the future it just takes you to the main screen.

stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

well that... makes... sense....

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

I like that second trailer too!

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

who's that standing behind the S here? Must be pretty big, that space jockey was gigantic in Alien.

http://i.imgur.com/vXeOy.jpg

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

he's the dude that the virus infects to make into an alien

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

since all of the trailers seem to give away a lot of the plot I bet there's a big reveal that none of us are gonna be ready for

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

It was all a dream! The bad guys are the good guys! Aliens taste like chicken!

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

giant dude is the Space Jockey

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/euMfb.jpg

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

It isn't him unless that skeleton is a suit imo

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WF14b.jpg

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

it'll be a biomechanical suit or whatever

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

and the comics ain't canon

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

I know I just wanted everybody to see how funny the jockey looks

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, that would be way better obviously

Number None, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

omg are those 3D goggles he's holding? mind boggles @ goggles

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

It's a suit for sure, probably a biomechanical interface to the ship. /nerd

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

guys

http://f.cl.ly/items/2w2q0f2r1q2s3K0a0e1n/prometheus_glowy_dude.jpg

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

This Peter Weyland timeline is pretty ridiculous, but explains the fake TED talk megalomania. He fixes global warming, creates terraforming, does stem cell research, and cures almost all cancers by age 25! Gets a Nobel prize at 26! Gives ridiculous TED talk and then creates super-amazing androids!

I kind of hope this is in line with the Alien films, because lol even though dude was a genius his company still merges with Yutani corp and in a few hundred years is bought by Wal-Mart.

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

Can't tell what that's supposed to be? They put in a green goblin for st. patrick's day? Xpost

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

It's the really tall dude activating something that has a green energy ball popping up. Really quick cut toward the end of the trailer.

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, missed this on the timeline:

After years of litigation, Weyland wins the David patent lawsuit against the Japanese start-up Yutani Corporation, effectively protecting the investments of both Weyland Industries and its shareholders.

Presumably the world of Prometheus is one where scientific progress makes a leap due to a shitload of funding and effort that reality lacks. Guessing Weyland is the front-runner, with some competitors?

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think that guy is necessarily really tall, we don't see where his feet are touching the ground or whether the floor slopes up near the walls

like his head seems to be about half the size of the space jockey's which proportionally matches this picture

the late great, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

Man, it's going to be a long two and a half months until this gets released. (and in about ten years I'll laugh about this post when the tread gets revived because the 4D UV-disc remaster is released)

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

i hope there will be a cloverfield-esque shitstorm of endless fake spoilers and arguments about clues in viral ads that are then completely irrelevant to the movie

the late great, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

we can only hope

that corporate timeline mentions a weyland "memorial library" but I think it's a red herring. if peter weyland is born in 1990, he could be mid-80s by the time of the movie. crepey pale-looking dude could be peter weyland

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

or more accurately, the stuff about "looking for a practical use for stasis" makes me think that dude is gonna go into stasis to skip ahead -- you know, the old "thaw me out when we can travel to other worlds" trick

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

can't believe weyland was born in the 90s i feel old

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

What worries me more is that the world of 2085 doesn't remember what happened in the 1979 Alien movie.

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

It doesn't segue into Alien but it leaves some of its own questions unanswered, leaving open the option of a sequel: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Prometheus_(film)&mobileaction=view_normal_site#Sequel

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

Yay. Look, go to wikipedia, it's on the Prometheus page, section called sequel.

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

"if we’re fortunate enough to do a sequel to Prometheus, it will tangentialize even further away from the original Alien."

tangetialize, yall

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

Mmm. In Germany, the movie will be called "Prometheus - Dunkle Zeichen"
(that's "Dark Signs" or dark symbols)

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

What I want to know is if the space jockey ship in this is the derelict from Alien, or just another ship of the same type.

also looks like the aliens came from humans infected with a virus, which is an interesting wrinkle if that's where they went with it.

While I don't doubt there will be lots of retconned silliness in this flick, I'm pretty sure that the "aliens came from humans infected with a virus" scenario won't be part of that. For starters, this mural http://i.imgur.com/UL3mC.jpg seen at 1:37 in the trailer, pretty much makes it clear that the aliens have been around for a while before the events of the movie.

My guess is that the "space jockeys" are a race of bioengineers of some sort and the aliens are one of many bioweapons or creations of theirs (those little worm things in the trailer are probably another).

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

They made humans!!!

mh, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

Or did they? Wait for Prometheus 2: The Reckoning in 2016!

StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

what are we looking at in that photo latebloomer?

the late great, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

Prometheus 2: The Retconning

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

an alien, brah!

http://i.imgur.com/UL3mC.jpg

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

yuk. multiple trailers. showing way too much.

=failure

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 19 March 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

Failien

StanM, Monday, 19 March 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

exactly

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 19 March 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

that photo makes me v excited

I realllllly hope I don't regret this anticipation

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

it's alien hunter in a christ pose?

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

or the underside of a facehugger?

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

the former

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

You changed you display name for a film? Pathetic.

StanMetheus (StanM), Monday, 19 March 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

losers

fartmetheus (zachlyon), Monday, 19 March 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

all your farts eat cock

young drometheus (dayo), Monday, 19 March 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

HEY GUYS THIS IS JI

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Monday, 19 March 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

What worries me more is that the world of 2085 doesn't remember what happened in the 1979 Alien movie.

― StanM, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:11 (Yesterday)

this is called the prequel paradox

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 19 March 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

While I don't doubt there will be lots of retconned silliness in this flick, I'm pretty sure that the "aliens came from humans infected with a virus" scenario won't be part of that. For starters, this mural http://i.imgur.com/UL3mC.jpg seen at 1:37 in the trailer, pretty much makes it clear that the aliens have been around for a while before the events of the movie.

My guess is that the "space jockeys" are a race of bioengineers of some sort and the aliens are one of many bioweapons or creations of theirs (those little worm things in the trailer are probably another).

― Conmetheus (latebloomer), Sunday, March 18, 2012 7:50 PM (2 hours ago)

maybe that mural was a failed experiment and it took the ruthless spirit of humans for the space jockey bioengineers to finally perfect their killing machine!

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 19 March 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

space jockey just makes me think abt underpants

as you were, sorry

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

s1ocki hates scifi and everything good, maybe has acid 4 blood

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, March 18, 2012 1:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

??

i love sci-fi and i PARTICULARLY love everything good

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, March 18, 2012 2:35 PM (8 hours ago)

I notice you conveniently avoid any disavowal of acid blood

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 19 March 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

every time I read the title of this movie I keep thinking of that student film Jay Sherman made on The Critic

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 19 March 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

I notice you conveniently avoid any disavowal of acid blood

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, March 18, 2012 10:41 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dont like to get into my personal life on ilx

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 19 March 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

Space S1ocki just makes me think about underpants

He's got the acid sperm too, probably. But he doesn't wanna talk about it.

StanM, Monday, 19 March 2012 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

Wish I could go to your life classes! Nice one.

ledge, Monday, 19 March 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

was that alien's host jay leno

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

Next drawing shows him eating that new Doritos taco...

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

i am tempted to go home and sketch some life-drawing type figures lounging on Victorian sofas with alien heads.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 March 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

noomi lookin excellent

goole, Monday, 19 March 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

The first viral puzzle was solved and revealed a big ass screenshot: http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Prometheus-Viral-Reveals-Stunning-Image-29828.html

The second viral puzzle has revealed a login page but no password yet: http://www.projectprometheus.com/245409/
245409 was a signal sent in July 2003 to star Gliese 208 (one of Orion's stars - signal is expected to reach the star in 2040): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_Call

<3 this useless geek stuff

StanM, Monday, 19 March 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

hate it

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 19 March 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

:-)

there's also this: http://www.projectprometheus.com/eridu/

(Eridu was one of the first cities in humanity's history)

StanM, Monday, 19 March 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

Rightly or wrongly I'm starting to think about the film as very much its own thing -- I really don't care if it does or doesn't sync up with Alien in all details, and I actually like the idea of it being a self-sufficient variation. (Of course having said that it'll turn out that it DOES fully sync up etc. etc.)

I'd also like to think that the comment upthread about the 'real' twists not even being hinted at at all in the trailers has relevance, if only because Scott and Lindelof by now are well aware of a hyperexpectant/detail-oriented fan culture now decades established and even more precise in the frame-by-frame years.

Anyway, we'll see. And I have no problem with weird viral scheming.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

I'll cry a lot if it turns out to be a George Lucas thing where there is a lot of plot not hinted at in the trailer, and all of it is unwatchable boring garbage.

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

it turns out the space jockeys are interstellar tariff collectors

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

Fucking space economics how do they work

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

I should check but is the Walter Hill listed as a coproducer THE Walter Hill? Kinda random if so.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

speaking of continuity, ownership, all that: does anyone know what scott thinks of cameron/aliens? or any of the stuff after? i wonder. if it's even knowable. or the writers?

(checks imdb) walter hill has been behind all of them, i see. and lindelof is a "lost" guy? and the other writer has a thin resume? this stuff is interesting, idk. about as interesting as "<3 this useless geek stuff"

xp heh

goole, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

sorta surprised by how much people care about this...? Ridley Scott hasn't made a decent movie in eons, the odds that milking an already bled-dry franchise even further will somehow result in a decent film are really low

Here's Cameron

Ridley Scott is talking about doing an Alien prequel
That’s a strange move for him. I mean, Ridley and I talked over lunch maybe 10 years ago and I said, “Look, I’ll write it and produce it, you direct it, it’ll ****ing kick ass!” And he was like, “Yeah, let’s do it!” And nothing happened. And then they did Alien vs. Predator, and that kind of pissed in the soup. I think Ridley really should do science fiction. He made the two most iconic science-fiction films of the 20th century. When he came to visit me [on the set of Avatar] I said to him, “Quit ****ing around with these wine movies in the south of France, make another science fiction film.” And he saw the technique we were using and got all fired up about it. He turned to his producer and said, “Why am I doing this Robin Hood? I should be doing science fiction!”

Number None, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

Hey look, two of them space jockey/elephant/suits in the corridor behind her:

http://cdn.chud.com/9/99/9936eaaa_prometheus1.jpeg

StanM, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, all credit to Cameron, obv.

StanM, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

I'm probably one of the few people who liked his Robin Hood? It wasn't mind-blowing or anything, but IMO it was an interesting attempt to do a more "realistic" take on the RH mythos. Certainly better than Gladiator.

Tuomas, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

Most anything is better than Gladiator.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

My god, these monsters are hideous when they're out of their suits: http://i43.tinypic.com/2m5f993.jpg

StanM, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

I dug Robin Hood for the same reasons, Tuomas

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

I liked Russell Crowe's Irish accent

Number None, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

the battle scene on the beach was pretty cool

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

Some of the preview designs look interesting, but at this point, I expect every genre film to be shit or massively disappointing, so I ain't got my hopes up.

That said, I'm trying to think of other iconic 20th C films that reach that level. 2001, maybe? Star Wars and the Matrix were both tarnished by later connected flicks.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

Matrix tarnished by its makers imho

How so

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

Star Wars wasn't?

Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

We should probably have a thread for the Wachowski's Cloud Atlas at some point. Gonna be hilarious

Number None, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

matrix is great. sequels are poop. wachowski's are just some people, iirc.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

Come to think of it, I still have never seen Alien IV a second time. Kinda wanna watch Alien 3 to see how many UK character actors I recognize.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

Hey look, two of them space jockey/elephant/suits in the corridor behind her

seriously look like some space cthulhus

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

When he came to visit me [on the set of Avatar] I said to him, “Quit ****ing around with these wine movies in the south of France, make another science fiction film.” And he saw the technique we were using and got all fired up about it. He turned to his producer and said, “Why am I doing this Robin Hood? I should be doing science fiction!”

Hahah. OTM. But I saw said wine flick on a flight (rather, I noted it was playing but didn't bother actually dealing with the audio) and it certainly looked appropriately gorgeous so hey.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Marion Cotillard looked appropriately gorgeous. Dunno about the movie

Number None, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

what the fuck does charlie chaplin have to do with north face, that's the dumbest meme i've ever seen

also ridley scott has made at least a few decent movies in the last eon: black hawk down, gladiator, american gangster, body of lies

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think any of those are epochal like alien or aliens but definitely around the sweet spot between popcorn thriller and more serious fare

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

lol charlie chaplin

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

cotillard? chaplin? what happened, i am confused

goole, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

could def see cotillard playing paulette godard in a new biopic

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

wait, this is a BIOPIC?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

xenobiopic

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

haha willie wonka my bad

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

Also, Alien IV was one of those times that so crystallized the prevailing design trend at the time for me. That particular trend being "Looking like a Quake level"

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

haha yes

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

yeah and also, i think i said this already somewhere on this thread, but it was soooo 90s to be like "what the gritty, industrial, magnificently-realized alien universe needs is... a dose of gallic whimsy!"

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

and four years before quake (a year before doom, even)

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

the only good part of that movie was the chick that drowned

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

it was soooo 90s to be like "what the gritty, industrial, magnificently-realized alien universe needs is... a dose of gallic whimsy!"

tbh, i think the heavy presence of the gritty and industrial in the 90s pop visual imagination owes a lot to david fincher

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

Most interesting thing about Alien Resurrection now is it basically being a very early version of Whedon's "Firefly," pretty much.

That and Brad Dourif getting his head eaten.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.weylandindustries.com/6EQUJ5/6EQUJ5.jpg

so psyched for prometheus: the fifth element

dayo, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

the fountainmetheus

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

Alien 3 was before Doom. 4 had the Jeunet crew and rusted, crusted brown metal and hit in 97, between Quake 2 & 3, I think.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah. The original Quake was 96 but it was kind of a medieval deal

Number None, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

speaking of continuity, ownership, all that: does anyone know what scott thinks of cameron/aliens? or any of the stuff after? i wonder. if it's even knowable. or the writers?

― goole, Monday, March 19, 2012 2:07 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark

he initially didnt like aliens but i think he came around on it. ridley can be a bit of a crank. iirc that thing about where cameron talks about teaming up with him on an alien movie was sort of a thing he put out there to try and get them to not make AvP - 'hey dont do that and we'll do this for you instead' - its hilarious to imagine those two hardasses getting along on a set though. that'd be the most torrid production ever probably

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

"What's my motivation?"

"Go talk to the older aggro white bearded guy."

"Uh."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

tbh, i think the heavy presence of the gritty and industrial in the 90s pop visual imagination owes a lot to david fincher

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, March 19, 2012 7:16 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you do know ppl are talking about "alien resurrection" not "alien3" right

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

yeah and also, i think i said this already somewhere on this thread, but it was soooo 90s to be like "what the gritty, industrial, magnificently-realized alien universe needs is... a dose of gallic whimsy!"

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, March 19, 2012 7:12 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^^^^^LOL yes.

I h8 that movie so much.

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

I should check but is the Walter Hill listed as a coproducer THE Walter Hill? Kinda random if so.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, March 19, 2012 6:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah he co-wrote/produced the original Alien with David Giler and Gordon Carroll. They were responsible for the android Ash, a lot of the space trucker
aesthetic and some other things. They also infamously tried to lock out the original writer, Dan O'Bannon, from getting credit.

They have had producing credit on every Alien movie since, even Alien vs Predator.

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

And they also came up with the "soldiers in space" scenario for Aliens and after reading Cameron's Terminator script asked him to write it.

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

I've watched the hell out of the Alien series in the last six months after remembering I got the blu-ray set for Christmas over a year ago. I can enjoy all of them, but I'd rank Alien over Aliens any day. I'm really bad at elaborating, but I feel like Cameron definitely created some of the strongest stock characters and battles, but Alien somehow feels better as a film. It's kind of survival horror versus straight up action movie, though.

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

Meanwhile, Jeunet/Whedon's take was pretty much "Whedon meets French science fiction" which means it either needs to have fart jokes, take itself way too seriously, or both.

Fincher was pretty much screwed from the start

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

when did jeunet become a stand-in for all french sci-fi?

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

I was kind of generalizing to the few I've seen? Not necessarily just Jeunet

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:French_science_fiction_films

I've seen more than I thought! I think there are a few Quebec films in here, but French language regardless

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

the only good part of that movie was the chick that drowned

― the late great, Monday, March 19, 2012 3:14 PM (1 hour ago)

whiney?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 19 March 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

Alien Resurrection is pretty funny if you imagine that the Winona android was based on Amelie

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

nah, i said the chick, not the drowning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZtlBkGfig4

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

I had a Hollywood insider friend in college, and I remember him leaking the Alien 4 script to me. I read it over, and I was like, no fucking way. Same thing happened when he showed me the script to "A Life Less Ordinary," and I thought, no one way is this the follow-up to "Trainspotting."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

ironic, because danny boyle was attached to direct Alien Resurrection at one point

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

Had a shot at being better with him attached, imo.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, it was kinda funny seeing how he grafted on a horror subplot to Sunshine. Total "damn I should've taken Alien IV" syndrome

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

The horror plot is kind of ehhh but Sunshine was pretty awesome cast and visual-wise

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, it was a beautiful not-very-good movie.

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

Alien Resurrection can't even say that for itself. It's just ugly and stupid all the way through.

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not very trustworthy though, I watched Pandorum a couple times when it was on starz.

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

I've waxed about Sunshine elsewhere on ilx, but to sum up: I've made my peace with the third act and I'm glad it's the way it is.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

Best parts of Alien Resurrection:

- Ripley clones, including the one who is a main character being "born" and the creepy botched ones
- When Ripley seems especially non-human/cold at the beginning, bleeds acid, and Weaver has a way with motion that really projects something creepy, that she's not human
- The aliens killing one of their own to unleash enough acid to escape, after they've learned about the punishment button from creepy scientist dude
- Total horror of the people revived from stasis only to have the first thing they see be a facehugger

The army, Dan Hedaya, mercenary bits are all... not so hot. The "sheeee's giving birth for YOU, Ripley!" part is trying too hard for body horror and it's not quite there

um now I'm back to thinking about Prometheus

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

i love brad dourif

goole, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

is alien 4 the one where they play basketball?

dayo, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

yup

catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 19 March 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

The basketball scene is... some of the best and worst elements of the movie meeting

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

I really hated how dumbed down the aliens were in that movie. They look like slimy velociraptors. And the movie's so brown that in some shots they look like piles of shit with teeth. There's some really ugly cinematography in that movie.

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, it's a space monster movie, this shit's important

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

I caught a bit of alien 4 when it was on TV - breaks the rule of not showing the monster too much, right?

dayo, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

They also infamously tried to lock out the original writer, Dan O'Bannon, from getting credit.

Ah, well, fuck them, then.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

The only shitty thing about the Alien series as far as I'm concerned is a coke-addled James Cameron going on a "they killed Newt / I will never forgive them" tirade. A1 is awesome, A2-4 are almost all equally watchable.

Oh, the part in A4 when the baby hybrid shows up was bad. xp

mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

A2-4 are almost all equally watchable.

no

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

Although when I saw the movie in the theatre, the projector cinched up right at the moment of the big (crap) reveal, the light burnt the film and the movie ended. We got free passes to the next showing. It was a way better ending than Jeunet's xp

mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

Wm Gibson did a draft of the Alien3 screenplay, iirc

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

The aliens killing one of their own to unleash enough acid to escape, after they've learned about the punishment button from creepy scientist dude

that part is awesome

the alien baby hybrid getting killed by mama ripley was ... sad :-(

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah that's crazy. A2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A3>>>>>>>>>>>insert vastness of space where no one can you scream>>>>>>>>>>>A4

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

was there anybody NOT involved with A3 iirc

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

tila tequila

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno, the A2>A3>A4 thing is popular consensus but I basically feel like Jeunet>Fincher>everybody>Cameron so whatever

mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

i mean i've always sorta felt like 2 and 3 were just sorta "here is the Alien story, with a slightly different (action! apocalyptic!) angle on it

4 was like HI ITS THE 90S

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 March 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

i think the jeunet 4 is kinda good, idk. it's a cable staple now, nobody gives a fuck about 3 anymore

goole, Monday, 19 March 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

3 is awesome

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

i really gotta go watch all of them again, if i can (i've seen 1 & 2 so many times)

watched predator last night btw, à cause de l'action poll. fuck that is a terrific movie. only real flaw is that shot of the predator walking off while arnie is first caked in mud, he just looks wayyy too much like a dude skipping through the forest

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

i think the jeunet 4 is kinda good, idk. it's a cable staple now, nobody gives a fuck about 3 anymore

and the pupil becomes the master

catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

"cable staples" could be a pretty good movie thread

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

should be stratified by era imo

catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

James Cameron going on a "they killed Newt / I will never forgive them" tirade.

you act like cameron is the only guy who thought that sucked

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

i mean i've always sorta felt like 2 and 3 were just sorta "here is the Alien story, with a slightly different (action! apocalyptic!) angle on it

4 was like HI ITS THE 90S

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, March 19, 2012 10:23 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

i think alien 3's actually pretty good.

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

This is how it goes:

Alien: Fantastic
Aliens: Sequel perfection--everything is "bigger/louder/more", but done intelligently and with beautiful design work that fits with and expands the world/universe glimpsed in the first film
Alien3: interesting ideas, hopelessly compromised production, flawed but surprisingly good film (especially the not-really-director's-cut)
Alien Resurrection: get that shit away from me, made me hate Joss Whedon and his idiot fans ever since

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

exactly^

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

another thing i've noticed: Alien Resurrection and Deep Blue Sea are virtually the same movie

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

ALIEN is straight up a great (creeping terror haunted house let's take a B movie and make it A+) film. ALIENS is mostly bollocks and way too blue. Smaller/quieter/less is exactly what made ALIEN work. Shit give me just Tom Skerritt talking to Mother over all of ALIENS.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

u mad

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like Aliens is a great film but as far as the actual premise of the aliens being this insidious thing in the shadows, thinking of nothing else:
1 > 3> 2 > 4

3 screwed up by showing the alien ripping up people in the hallways too many times in the run up to the ending, but ehhh

Aliens also gave us the whole egg-laying thing!

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

think there might have been an egg in ALIEN iirc

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

There were gestating facehuggers but we didn't get the "alien craps out eggs through giant weird tube" thing

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

The egg sequence at the end was cut. Still in the Alan Dean Foster novelization I got for Christmas in '89, tho

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Monday, 19 March 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

obviously you spray an alien with acid and facehugger eggs fly off, just like when a mogwai gets wet

mh, Monday, 19 March 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

if you feed them after midnight they turn into a predator

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

Gremlins Vs Predator

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

wonder if the franchise would have been as successful if they stuck with the original title of STAR BEAST

Number None, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno, the A2>A3>A4 thing is popular consensus but I basically feel like Jeunet>Fincher>everybody>Cameron so whatever

I like Jeunet better than Fincher or Cameron too, but you gotta admit doing an Alien movie was not really playing up to his strengths.

If you're upset about Newt being killed in A3, you should read the original black & white Dark Horse Aliens comics by Mark Verheiden and Mark A. Nelson. They were made after Aliens but before A3, so they feature the grown-up Newt as the protagonist, with a pretty good plot that touches the origins of the Space Jockey and the Aliens too.

Tuomas, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

STAR BEASTS
STAR BEAST³
STAR BEAST: RESURRECTION

Number None, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

STAR BEAST 4: SEXY BEAST

Tuomas, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

boom!

mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, the DH comics were usually better written and more inventive than the sequels to Aliens.

Kinda wish they would have made "Earth War" at some point like the third one was teased as

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

Star Beast 4: Dancing With the Star Beasts

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

another thing i've noticed: Alien Resurrection and Deep Blue Sea are virtually the same movie

― Conmetheus (latebloomer), Monday, March 19, 2012

OTM and I find A:R much less painful if I watch it as spoof.

Need to watch A3 again, I think. iirc Charleses Dutton and Dance ruled pretty hard?

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

"Prometheus - Dunkle Zeichen"

oh man that's a great beer

epistantophus, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

That whiny "They're gonna get us, Man! We're gonna die, Maaaan!" guy in Aliens ruins that movie for me nowadays.

Lawanda Pageboy (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

HEY watch what you say about Bill Paxton, friend

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

Alien Resurrection: get that shit away from me, made me hate Joss Whedon and his idiot fans ever since

LOL ppl blaming screenwriters for what ends up on the screen. Like, Whedon is the LEAST responsible person for what happened there.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

I love Hudson

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

maaaaaaaaaaaaan

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

Whedon's fans are idiots though. I think we can all agree on that

Number None, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

wasn't resurrection based on a comic?

i am almost certain there was a comic about a dude who is studying captured aliens that also features a disabled character

worst thing about jeuneut is how he uses the same weirdo character actors over and over again

the late great, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

I like them in his "own" movies, but yeah, it was pretty weird seeing the clown protagonist from Delicatessen in an Alien movie.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

Every director does that, you just hate Dominique Pinon

mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

jeunet is really not that great guys

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

another thing i've noticed: Alien Resurrection and Deep Blue Sea are virtually the same movie

haha i've always thought this too

Summer Slam! (Ste), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

also

Alien = green
Aliens = blue
Alien3 = yellow
Alien4 = doesn't know what it is

Summer Slam! (Ste), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

sort of a diarhhea green

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

LOL ppl blaming screenwriters for what ends up on the screen. Like, Whedon is the LEAST responsible person for what happened there.

I've read this defence of him often, re Alien 4, so I tracked down his original script, and pretty much everything I hated is in there already. He just didn't GET why the first films are great; all he did was write a splatter movie with a few half-arsed pretensions.

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

Fincher almost made one without an android, but the android appearance is so cool I'll forgive it.

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

my mood after watching Alien 4 in the theatre on opening day was one of sneering disappointment that later turned to sadness. i haven't even rewatched it! yet i've learned nothing and am super excited about Prometheus.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

you do know ppl are talking about "alien resurrection" not "alien3" right

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, March 19, 2012 12:40 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clearly not! i missed that turn in the conversation, headed off into the dark woods alone. and yeah, was trying to say that the popularity of "gritty", "industrial" film, game and video design in the 90s owes a lot to alien³. like whatever alien resurrection might owe to quake-style game design, a fair amount of that probably circles back to the franchise via fincher.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

dunno why A:R would have anything to teach you about PROMETHEUS tbh. I am straight up 100% officially unwaveringly anticipating the hell out of this until I have any reason not to. So far so good imo.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

does this take place before or after the alien v predator films thx in advance

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

those are not actually real. newt dreamed them while dying in hypersleep.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

plus 3 and 4 while she was at it

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

i think the jeunet 4 is kinda good, idk. it's a cable staple now, nobody gives a fuck about 3 anymore

― goole, Monday, March 19, 2012 6:25 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its not even that jeunet is terrible or its a bad movie its that he was all lol alien imna deconstruct you not realizing that it was a great franchise that people loved prob because he didnt speak english

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

hoos otm tho its so 90s like a trip hop remix of some old great blues song

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

on IMDB a bunch of staunch defenders a few years ago accused Americans of hating Alien 4 because a Frenchman made it

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

u mean alien freedom homie

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

haha

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i kind of like the wackness of alien 4. it's a cool, weird & entertainingly messed-up slice of sci-fi horror nonsense. it's only shitty if you try to take it geek-serious in a "this is some shit that really happened in the very important alien universe" sense.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

alien 3, otoh, is seriously great for a good hour or so. then it catastrophically isn't. i'm not sure which is better or worse. neither's a patch on the first two.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

hoos otm tho its so 90s like a trip hop remix of some old great blues song

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 3:52 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg yes

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

im gonna level w/you guys that was an actual cool idea i had in the 90s like you know what this mississippi john hurt could use beats modernize it a lil my god

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

luckily i had no idea how to remix anything

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

oh trip hop...

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

i liked it

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

and then one day i didn't

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

We've come a long long way together
Through the hard times and the good
I have to evacuate you, baby
Through a tiny perforation in the ship's hull

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

^ big beat, same dif

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

i think the main thing that bugged me was that Alien4 wasn't scary or gritty

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

i just remember this kid sitting in a dorm room say emphatically 'no, dj spooky spin experimental trip hop' even tho i had really nothing to do w/the conversation i am deeply embarrassed to this day

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

Also good: the A vs P games put out by Monolith in the early 00's. Obsidian was going to do a full Aliens RPG, but Sega canceled the project.

There's a new game coming out which is back to Colonial Marines.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't played a computer game more complicated than spider solitaire in 10 years, but seriously reconsidering it based on that upcoming colonial marines game--the preview stuff makes it look like a well-done way to immerse yourself in that world

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago) link

oh man, don't even wait: a vs p is a fucking thrill! nothing matches creeping down a hallway as the blip on your radar gradually increases with intensity, as if some false comfort or assurance that you've got the drop on the aliens when in fact your swerving your flashlight all fucking over, desperate to find them crawling around a wall before they ultimately get you

kelpolaris, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 05:33 (twelve years ago) link

it was something i only wished doom 3 had a little more of... you tended to know when enemies would drop out. the levels, the atmosphere, always just set up for it

kelpolaris, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 05:34 (twelve years ago) link

alien 3, otoh, is seriously great for a good hour or so. then it catastrophically isn't. i'm not sure which is better or worse. neither's a patch on the first two.

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Monday, March 19, 2012

just finished re-watching it this evening and this is vv OTM, despite it coming off from the jump like a very special Doctor Who directed by Terry Gilliam with the lighting guys from an Aerosmith video.

basically solid until SPOILER charles dance gets whacked END SPOILER and then immediately unbearable

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 06:00 (twelve years ago) link

the lighting guys from an Aerosmith video.

heh. funny you mention that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFeqUQcBOE

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

Ok, finally just watched both the American & UK trailers for this, and the fact that they ever half-assedly claimed this wasn't an Alien movie is bonkers.

I'm just hoping they don't pull some Prequels shit and feel compelled to dump visual refs from the original flicks into this one just to try to give it a bigger impact by reminding you of the movies that preceded it.

Cute that both this & the first AvP flick involve archeological clues leading the heroes to get fucked up.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 06:45 (twelve years ago) link

Also, cute that they fit a DW ref in there by naming a character "Dr. Elizabeth Shaw"

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 06:48 (twelve years ago) link

They're going to find a stargate, aren't they? Xpost

StanM, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 07:04 (twelve years ago) link

Or Pazuzu

StanM, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 07:06 (twelve years ago) link

the fifth element is alien dna!

the late great, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

Cute that both this & the first AvP flick involve archeological clues leading the heroes to get fucked up.

― Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 06:45 (1 hour ago) Permalink

Yeah the scene in the trailer where Noomi Rapace and her colleague/bf/husband/whatever are explaining their ancient aliens schtick to the crew is very reminiscent of a similar scene in AvP

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

btw it was very hot in those suits

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 08:55 (twelve years ago) link

haa

goole, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

Sad to see that Alien Loves Predator is no longer a going concern. That one always provided some laughs.

http://alienlovespredator.com/strips/strip_345.jpg

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

I want to say, from memory, that the alternate cut of Alien3 is significantly better. But I can't recall why, exactly.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

i worry this film will be infected with so many of the current bullshit aesthetic choices of big-budget movies (see: first half of the trailer) but i still want to see it bad (see: second half of the trailer).

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

I hear you, man

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

expectation management: this is gonna be thrilling & scary, it'll look great, the story will be kinda hokum but nowhere near avatar levels of cheese, and the 'alien' connection will be kinda baloney but nowhere near AvP levels of stupidity.

ledge, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

it strikes me that having a bunch of spacesuit lights pointed up around your chin would be annoying

goole, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

Who wrote this one?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

Crap. Lindelof is one red flag. The other guy is ... the other.

As a screenwriter Spaihts became known in the film industry as a "go-to-guy for space thrillers"[citation needed] when his science fiction romance Passengers was included on the 2007 Black List of unproduced high-value screenplays.[2] Keanu Reeves had hired Spaihts to write the film after originally becoming attached to Spaihts' now abandoned science fiction script Shadow 19.[3] After Reeves agreed to produce and star in Passengers,[4] Spaihts was commissioned by Scott Free Productions to write the next installments in the Alien saga, two prequel films to be directed by Ridley Scott for a release in 2012.
Spaihts rewrote the alien invasion thriller The Darkest Hour for New Regency Productions[5] and worked on a film version of St. George and the Dragon for Sony Pictures Entertainment. As main screenwriter Spaihts is also attached to a Disney film project called Children of Mars. He is currently engaged in a two-picture deal at Bruckheimer Films.

"go-to-guy for space thrillers"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

[citation needed]

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

Children of John Carter of Mars Need Moms

ledge, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

Kind of hoping Ridley Scott counteracts all the Lindelof bad points. I thought he'd written more, but it looks like I was confusing some of his producer credits with writing credits. Crap.

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

Spaihts probably provides technobabble, Lindelof provides stoned ideas that peter out, Scott probably went "Christ you stupid fuckers" and found a way around them both.

Haha xpost with mh but yeah.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

nothing about those two guys' resumes makes me think anything one way or another. never cared about lost tho.

goole, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

I am going to enjoy this, but I am still probably going to be laughing during the running away from the rolling spaceship segment of the movie

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

Referencing the William Gibson script for Alien 3 mentioned earlier -- the producers had him do a script thinking that he was a novel- and short story-writing science fiction guy who would give them a script with crazy ideas and they'd work with a traditional screenwriter to hammer it into a filmable script with those ideas. What he ended up delivering was a completely filmable script with no crazy ideas. Whoops.

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

"This one is for your alien mother!"
"Run away!"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

More insight into the bizarre world of "how producers think."

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

I want to say, from memory, that the alternate cut of Alien3 is significantly better. But I can't recall why, exactly.

It's got the better opening scene with Charles Dance finding Ripley on the beach, and it keeps the whole subplot where they actually successfully trap the alien and the crazy guy lets it out, for starters.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

well i mean the original alien scripts were a dog's dinner of cliche and producer-driven rewrites too. i've watched enough "making of alien" docs to know that if they'd filmed either the o'bannon original or any of the rewrites straight, if they hadn't drafted scott, who then brought in giger and all the rest, we'd probably (not) be talking about a movie on the level of a third-tier roger corman flick.

but you know...movies. so god knows how it's gonna turn out.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

I want to say, from memory, that the alternate cut of Alien3 is significantly better. But I can't recall why, exactly.

yeah, no, it isn't. the parts that work (first 2/3) are rejiggered and expanded in a way that doesn't harm the film, but the final act is still a complete failure.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

Guys - I just shudderingly thought about Contact and how Prometheus stole the fire from the ruling deity of his time and how the peeps are going on a search for the origins of humanity... This isn't going to turn into some bullshit religious crapfest, is it?

StanM, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

if it is i am going to throw a flaming trashcan through the movie screen

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

Seems way too fucked up for that. Then again if the message is "Yeah Jesus Christ was an alien visitor who caused human bodies to explode" I'd be impressed.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

I want to see this at the same theater as s1ocki!

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

trashcan would take up a whole seat, you'd have to buy two tickets, i dunno if it's worth it man.

ledge, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

you bring the trashcan, i'll bring the attitude http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-merv/shades.gif

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

Jesus having acid for blood throws some real wrinkles into the Eucharist. 10/10. Would watch again.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

Actually I think I'll be in the right city but I'm gone before this movie comes out :(

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

Cautiously optimistic about this.

Would watch even if alien JC's bleeding acid all over the joint.

Millsner, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

they already did the jesus stuff in 3 anyway.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

if you throw the trashcan please paint one side blue and the other side red so it looks ok to the 3D goggle crowd.

StanM, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

( ^ has never been to a cinema to see a 3D movie so this may be a somewhat outdated view of how 3D works, no idea)

StanM, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

no i pretty much think that is it

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

in 3d movies generally the actors on the left hand of the screen are painted blue while the ones on the right are painted red. (see avatar)

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

otm

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, the imdb entry has far more info than I remember:

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0103644/trivia

Richard E. Grant turned down the role of Clemens. Director David Fincher offered him the role as he was a huge fan of "Withnail & I" and wanted to reunite Grant with co-stars Paul McGann and Ralph Brown.

The damages inflicted on Bishop were too severe to have Lance Henriksen work a prosthetic head while hiding under a table/chair/platform, so the filmmakers ended up having the android being played by... an android. A mechanical copy of Henriksen's likeness was used in this movie for the portrayal of the Sulaco-Bishop.

Writer/Producer David Giler has stated he regrets writing this movie, as it eroded his authority as producer. Giler only committed to writing the film upon demands from Sigourney Weaver who, after Vincent Ward's departure, would only sign on to the film if Giler and Walter Hill would pen the screenplay. Giler claims this later generated conflicts between himself, director David Fincher and Fox Studios executives, with Fox taking Fincher's side over Giler's. After one particularly heated disagreement, Giler walked off the set, leaving his duties to producer John Landau.

Lance Henriksen only agreed to reprise his role as Bishop as a personal favor to Walter Hill. To this day, Henriksen has said he dislikes the film for its nihilistic themes.

---

Also, Alex Thomson was the final DP after the original was too sick to continue. Here's his obit:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/2007/jul/05/guardianobituaries.obituaries2

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

Lolz all around!

I need to rewatch the first two. Haven't seen them in years. Also its funny the way Doom and Quake keep being brought up cos Doom was actually supposed to be based on the first two movies until the license fell through.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

"Henriksen has said he dislikes the film for its nihilistic themes"

so he then went off and made Millenium?

akm, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

...so then he disavowed his career and spent the remainder of his years playing Van Helsing-esque characters in direct to video monster movies.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

seriously, that's all he ever does now.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

and Alien vs. Predator...

Number None, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

so he then went off and made Millenium?

lol, was gonna say

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

well huh: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2093965/

40oz of tears (Jordan), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

And Scream 3.

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

Who wrote this one?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 2:30 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Crap. Lindelof is one red flag. The other guy is ... the other.

As a screenwriter Spaihts became known in the film industry as a "go-to-guy for space thrillers"[citation needed] when his science fiction romance Passengers was included on the 2007 Black List of unproduced high-value screenplays.[2] Keanu Reeves had hired Spaihts to write the film after originally becoming attached to Spaihts' now abandoned science fiction script Shadow 19.[3] After Reeves agreed to produce and star in Passengers,[4] Spaihts was commissioned by Scott Free Productions to write the next installments in the Alien saga, two prequel films to be directed by Ridley Scott for a release in 2012.
Spaihts rewrote the alien invasion thriller The Darkest Hour for New Regency Productions[5] and worked on a film version of St. George and the Dragon for Sony Pictures Entertainment. As main screenwriter Spaihts is also attached to a Disney film project called Children of Mars. He is currently engaged in a two-picture deal at Bruckheimer Films.

"go-to-guy for space thrillers"

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 2:32 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spaights wrote a pretty good spec script a few years ago called Shadow 19. It's got some cheesy dialog in it, but also some really neat sci-fi ideas in it. It reads like how Avatar would have been written by the younger, more R-rated James Cameron.

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

So maybe he was the crazy idea guy, Lindelof is the script polisher, and Ridley is there to tell Lindelof what parts need rewrites and throw shit

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

So if you call **WEYLAND on your smartphone, you get the on-hold message from Weyland Industries, along with a text that has a link to a little Weyland commercial about their new androids.

bring back the dream of buzz bin (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

Cute trick.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

what's the number for tyrell corp

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

When ESPN gives you money to talk about whatever.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

And Empire frame-by-frames the US trailer

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

Wheres the shot of the Derelict winding up in the same position as first encountered later in the earlier film?

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

I rather suspect there isn't one.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

ugh that grantland piece

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

I was reading that thinking "You know, any one of us could have done better..."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

we could have done 'word at a time' collectively and done better

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, what's a Space Jockey? Do they go over that in the films?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, nvmd. Memory failure.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

The Space Jockey AKA The Pilot AKA The Big Dental Patient

Number None, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

AKA the disguised Predator

bring back the dream of buzz bin (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

xxpost underpants iirc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

Gunna be pissed if the SJ we know & love turns out to be a mutated michael fassbender who climbs into the seat in the last scene before a chestburster erupts

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

Then again, I like stories about xenoarcheology. I still hold that StarGate was a great movie up until the point they actually went thru the stargate.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

haha so true

Summer Slam! (Ste), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

i like stories about xenodemocracy, i still hold that the star wars prequels were great when they were focused on senate proceedings

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

Coming in late, but would have gone to see a 1979 Ridley Scott version of this...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2468/4045426675_5dc35b74c6.jpg

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

lolol "John Thomas"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

lolol "John Thomas had a most unusual pet..."

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

oo er

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

i totally want that multisaurus taxi thing tho

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.patchesnpins.com/images/ALIEN%20001.jpg

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 07:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1YOUc.jpg

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 07:10 (twelve years ago) link

More SJ action, or rather a loop of the few frames we see in the trailer:

http://i.imgur.com/7ycQu.gif

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

that's what I mistook for chestbursting until I noticed the shoulder harness retracting

I do what I can to feed wild speculation and spread disinformation

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

Good interviews with Fassbender and Lindelof: http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2012/03/20/wondercon-scott-lindelof-and-fassbender-discuss-prometheus/

When they were asked if that film would veer further into Alien territory or explore new ground, Lindelof replied, “If we’re fortunate enough to be able to do a sequel to Prometheus, it will actually, I think, tangentialize even further away from the original Alien.”

That being said, the filmmakers demonstrated they understand what fans are clamoring to see. “When you go to the concert that is this movie, you want the Stones to play ’Satisfaction,’” Lindelof said. “So there is this sense of us [the audience] saying, ‘We want you to do something new, Ridley, but just give us a little bit of ‘Space Jockey.’ C’mon, just play it — even in the encore!’”

bring back the dream of buzz bin (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

You mean til i disabused you of the notion Edward ;)

Number None, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

crazy that satisfaction is gonna play over the opening titles

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

(my take-away from that)

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

Ridley Scott stealing ideas from John Carpenter's "Starman" smdh

bring back the dream of buzz bin (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

number none w/ the eagle eye

xps

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

Cross posting this from The Thing thread:

This is one of my main apprehensions about Prometheus: that they'll succumb to idiot studio or fanboy pressure or something and do the medichlorian thing. Where they feel the need to over explain some thing irrelevant to the actual story and in doing so fuck up and ruin some of the core mystique or vibe that helped made the franchise interesting in the first place.

They're already treading on dangerous ground by having an entire flick dealing with the Derelict and the Space Jockey, two things that still have some coolness because of the awesome design mixed with us knowing fuckall about it.

So how do you thread that needle where you show a little to scratch the itch of necessary backstory or exposition to make the flick compelling without going overboard and over-explanatory? Hell, John Carpenter couldnt do this nowadays, can Ridley Scott? Hell, can any major 21st-C American summer blockbuster do this?

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

im a bit skeptical.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

you're more than likely correct. Much like The Phantom Menace, the trailers will prove to be the best thing about the movie

Number None, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

Right. I'm a massive Aliens fan and I'm just to the point of having a repeated internal chanted mantra of "please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck"

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

they shoulda Christoper Nolan amirite guys

Number None, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

shoulda got

Number None, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

they'll succumb to idiot studio or fanboy pressure or something and do the medichlorian thing

Studio my ass, that was 100% the director

mh, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

I pity any of you anticipating this movie. continually amazed at the capacity for people not to learn from things like the Star Wars prequels, Aliens vs. Predator, Watchmen, the vast majority of superhero movies, etc. studios don't know how to do these things well.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, it's not like we were lined up outside skywalker ranch chanting for midichlorians

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, but it's fun to anticipate things and then trash them when they inevitably disappoint

Number None, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

i am anticipating because the previews look cool. i'm not worried about them fucking up whatever, cuz i'll always have alien and aliens no matter what. if this is anywhere near as good as those, i'll be happy. if not, well then all you naysayers get to say "told you so".

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

I pity any of you anticipating this movie. continually amazed at the capacity for people not to learn from things like the Star Wars prequels, Aliens vs. Predator, Watchmen, the vast majority of superhero movies, etc. studios don't know how to do these things well.

― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 7:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jesus do you ever even READ the shit you post sometimes

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

I can't remember the last time a summer sci-fi blockbuster really met expectations. Star Trek reboot was pretty okay I guess... but the landscape is pretty barren.

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

haha xp

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

i am anticipating because the previews look cool. i'm not worried about them fucking up whatever, cuz i'll always have /alien/ and /aliens/ no matter what. if this is anywhere near as good as those, i'll be happy. if not, well then all you naysayers get to say "told you so".

this p much.

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

star trek reboot was a lot better than 'ok'

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

nah, it's really overrated

Number None, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

ShakeyMorbs

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

by whom xp

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

I just don't get the fanboy salivation/disappointment cycle, it's so "please sir may I have another!"

xp

the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

Star Trek reboot was cool

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

xpost IT'S ALL WE HAVE, SHAKEY

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

life is boring xp

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

it's more fun to get excited about stuff that looks cool than to be all *eyeroll* *replays Berlin Alexanderplatz*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

I can't remember the last time a summer sci-fi blockbuster really met expectations.

avatar?

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

expectation for avatar- blue ppl, shitty plot. expectations met.

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

I've never seen Avatar. It looked terrible

Number None, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

independence day?

the late great, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sort of excited about this movie, despite thinking the idea of it is stupid. It doesn't really make sense to me that the xenomorphs are part of some crazy advanced civilization, directly or indirectly. They seemed an anti-civilizing force, like a powerful animal that is looking primarily to reproduce. It would almost make more sense if this was a prequel to Predator, which at least is about a very advanced civilization from the get-go. The xenomorphs are supposed to be scary space monsters.

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

i always wanted to see the Predators civilisation. Dudes just working in offices and whatnot

Number None, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

Dark Knight.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

controversial

Number None, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

jesus christ was avatar horrible

I think Star Trek, Cloverfield, District 9, Rise of the Planet of the Apes... were any of those summer? Probably not, the big summer sci-fi ones that are science fiction by definition are the superhero ones.

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, the ones that met expectations were ones without a lot of existing property baggage or a lot of hype

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

Back to topic: the Weyland site just sent out links:

https://www.weylandindustries.com/#/information

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

well yes, it's easier to meet expectations when the expectations are lower

Number None, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

guess i'm the only avatar fan hereabouts. no surprise...

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, what does Predator heavy industry look like? Then again, if your only experience with Victorians were running into some mustached toffs in pith helmets on safari, how can you comprehend or extrapolate, say, Manchester from that?

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

contenderizer braves new lands of opinions completely opposite to my own

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

eh, i think it's an opinion completely opposite to basically everybody everywhere at this point. haven't heard a kind word said about avatar by anybody in quite a while.

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

I probably won't see Prometheus with my mom like I did Avatar. So uh, I guess Avatar has that cross-market appeal.

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, is this going to be R or PG13?

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

R I would assume

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

Scott says he's going to PG-13 and R cuts and submit them to the studio. Wonder which one they'll pick?

Number None, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, fuck that. All four Alien films were R, at least.

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

i always wanted to see the Predators civilisation. Dudes just working in offices and whatnot

― Number None, Thursday, March 22, 2012 12:03 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol the predators we see in the movies are basically yuppies acting out the alien version of deliverance

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

still not sure how looking forward to a film in a series (maybe) somehow also means that any disappointment will somehow register emotionally. if prometheus sucks, it's not going devalue the first two alien movies (don't care about three and four). it's just gonna be another bad movie nbd

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

yeah exactly. it can't be any worse than than aliens vs predator 2.

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

I need to rewatch that, I feel like I wasn't able to absorb the full impact of the "aliens in the maternity ward" part

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

This is one of my main apprehensions about Prometheus: that they'll succumb to idiot studio or fanboy pressure or something and do the medichlorian thing. Where they feel the need to over explain some thing irrelevant to the actual story and in doing so fuck up and ruin some of the core mystique or vibe that helped made the franchise interesting in the first place.

Yeah--I liked that, despite some hints that they existed, we never saw any 'other' aliens in the Alien films, and that the space jockey could well have been first contact for all we knew

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

to be fair avp2 was better than avp1, just as dengue is better than ebola

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

The big reveal will be that the entire universe has been wiped out by capital A aliens, and that earth is the only planet that has not yet succumbed.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

will whoever the female lead in this remake wear as ridiculously small panties as Ripley in the remakes denouement?

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, May 28, 2009 11:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post

Well the trailers answered that, didn't they

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

I think we should all wear small panties on opening day in solidarity

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 March 2012 05:58 (twelve years ago) link

you will regret that, trust me

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 06:10 (twelve years ago) link

So far so good

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 March 2012 06:12 (twelve years ago) link

i guess a key to not hating this moviegoing experience will be not knowing or caring about what a space jockey is (most ppl don't)

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 March 2012 07:30 (twelve years ago) link

this whole thread has me convinced that alien fandom is on the same level as SW fandom circa phantom menace. 1 + 2 are good movies but i had no idea people got fanboy obsessive over them.

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 March 2012 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

heh

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 07:39 (twelve years ago) link

this is a world where people earnestly get upset about changes to the "canon" in ninja turtle movies

Conmetheus (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 March 2012 07:59 (twelve years ago) link

i guess this one will be rated lower, i mean they'll be no aliens eating face will there. maybe an occasional face hugger and a chest burster? they rate these on gore value don't they?

PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 22 March 2012 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

Also f-bombs.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

And panties.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/lucas/bestbuy.jpg

Hieroglyphic evidence on ancient earth civilizations......ah-ha! The reason they're saying this isn't an Alien Prequel is that it's a Kingdom of the Crystal Skull sequel!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

Stargate iirc

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

It's an adaptation of the Stargate Doom levels add-on.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

You're all forgetting the OG
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eXWwpZdAgMI/TsfrJQUyRoI/AAAAAAAAEpg/zjfijPMzzXk/s1600/chariots.jpg

Number None, Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

that's the bible of alien archaeology bro

Number None, Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

i know i just forgot there was a question mark in the title

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

The DaVinci Code?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

so did i, actually

Number None, Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

kinda changes how you have to say it when you speak the title out loud, it's not 'chariots of the gods' it's 'CHARiots of the GODS?'

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

seems there wasn't a question mark in the original German title tho. Guess the translators got shook

Number None, Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if the Daniken family gets any money from the History Channel these days.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

Chariots? Of the Gods? Of Mars?

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

Giger's original heiroglyph, linked for lolhueg-ness:

http://www.museumsyndicate.com/images/3/20287.jpg

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

God, I've always loved that thing. Each additional step is like LOL SURPRISE!

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

that's the modified version to include space jockey, this is the original original:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8sv9gYsuLwc/SZoDqwu8FEI/AAAAAAAAAG0/sVyjMloilyM/s1600/384.jpg

ledge, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

meant to link, oops

ledge, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

"Hey Steve, lie back, put your arms on your chest and close your eyes! LOL FACE RAPE!"

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

It's like the Alien equivalent of drawing dicks on someone's face when they pass out.

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

This is a Giger creation; drawing dicks is crucial to everything

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

not uninteresting: http://alienexplorations.blogspot.co.uk/2008_01_01_archive.html

ledge, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

Scott (Alien 30th Anniversary Edition):"I always wanted to go back and make an alien five or six. er,where we find out where they came from and go there, and answer the question 'who are they?' Mars, Mars is too close,so they can't be, they can't be gods of War, but the theory was, in my head was, this was, a... an aircraft carrier, a battle wagon, of a civilisation and the eggs were a cargo which were essentially weapons, (sorry) like a large form of bacteriological stroke biomechanoid warfare."

ledge, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

How do the two graphics differ, aside from the nameplate? I'm on my phone, I can't load up both at once

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

the man in the third panel looks more astronaut-y in the original

goole, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

" They put them on all deep space vessels to watch for the discovery of key products. The company has found that under certain circumstances, crews refuse to bring back key products. A key product is any substance capable of changing the course of human evolution. The Alien is a key product. The Alien utilizes other species in this reproductive cycle. In so doing, it crosses itself with the host. "

^ this is kinda dope

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I had forgotten how the early Web had an explosion of fan sites for this, and how we can still pick over the archeological debris left over:

http://ioannis.virtualcomposer2000.com/writing/Derelict.html

http://ioannis.virtualcomposer2000.com/writing/figs/gebnut.jpg

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

*backs slowly away from the rabbit hole*

ledge, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

Too late!

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

moar rabbit hole

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

*alien bursts out of rabbit hole*

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

Two recently departed creators who I hope get their due when this comes out: the late Dan O'bannon and Moebius.

Moebius did the suit designs, and Dan himself suggested the Derelict should look like "a lobster", amongst many other things

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

Gives new meaning to the ancient Egyptian "Opening of the Mouth" ceremony.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

Between Alien and Blade Runner, Scott sure made some films that obsessios like to obsess over... I never knew there was so much to talk about w/r/t the Alien universe!

And of course they're going to fuck up what 'the derelict' is -- its only ever really been defined in one's mind and those are always the most satisfying... It seems like there was a loose agreed-upon idea of some backstory that had to get shuffled around a bit. I love when production costs and script/set changes turn things into enduring mysteries that fans can argue over -- so much more interesting to me than intentional *mysteries* placed into films (like Pulp Fiction for example).

Smith... Frobisher Smith. (Viceroy), Thursday, 22 March 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

otm, i'm not really expecting anything from the alien mythos retconning part of this, but i'm still hoping for a decent scary & visually impressive bit of SF.

ledge, Thursday, 22 March 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

To be fair, Blade Runner was adapted from a book that was part of the author's larger themes, and Alien was followed by a film(and notable stories in other media) that expanded on the original mysteries while retaining that same level of quality, even if the form of genre mutated slightly between releases

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

Slightly off topic: does anyone here listen to the Superego comedy podcast?

They have an HR Giger character that's fucking hysterical

http://soundcloud.com/gosuperego/superego-episode-3-10 Skip to 14:00 = 'HR Giger' reading Twas the Night Before Christmas

"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the pupil chamber, not a creature was stirring, not even a xenomorph creature that has been a ribtube with biogenetic narcogasms..."

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

Oh yeah, that's Paul F Tompkins reading that, isn't it

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

yep!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

I'd not seen the close-up on this scene from the trailer until just now:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--5md9bNPwqs/T3EQjEE0t3I/AAAAAAAACtE/0OIARt1t0Ts/s640/egganimation.gif

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

creepy...looks like it has two tails/limbs and umbilical cord

Large Sack (Empty) (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

fan service for tentacle enthusiasts

mh, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

lol Phil

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

i just spent 10 minutes searching this thread for that link to some super long essay on the original alien ship/space jockey. can anyone help me?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

This one?
http://alienexplorations.blogspot.co.uk/2008_01_01_archive.html

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

yes that seems to be it although like... differently formatted? odd.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

like click through

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

didn't post the exact right link but it's all broken up into various categories on there i think

Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

oh no what's going on there?

is somebody standing outside the tube, holding a mutant squid with a steel claw, menacing the person inside the tube w/ it?

the late great, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

im gonna guess no?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

I think the claw has extracted the mutant squid from the person's abdomen.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

^ that's what I'm seeing, caesarian squid

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

the person is still terrifiededly squirming though, i can't imagine that'd be the case if they were sedated and/or appropriately dead

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 March 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

thats what i'm saying

also not seeing any exit trauma

the late great, Friday, 30 March 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

Also not seeing a head or face

Clive Palmer? 'E barely touched 'er! (James Morrison), Friday, 30 March 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

obviously they found something with mutagenic effects and they're trying to create noomi rapace ninja squid

mh, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

teenage mutant ninja squid

the late great, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

man how great would it be if this actually was a prequel to Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles

Number None, Friday, 30 March 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

Teenage Mutant Noomi Turtles

jpattzlovevampz 2 hours ago (Phil D.), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

can't lie, kind of turned on by noomi/squid hybrid

mh, Friday, 30 March 2012 14:08 (twelve years ago) link

man how great would it be if this actually was a prequel to Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles

― Number None, Friday, March 30, 2012 9:59 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 30 March 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

http://reverseshot.com/article/great_scott

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 April 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/prometheusalt3.jpg

ore fan art posters, if that's what you're into: http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/check-out-12-awesome-fan-made-prometheus-posters

DavidM, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

M

DavidM, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

ast one is the best one, IMHO.

StanM, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

L

StanM, Sunday, 1 April 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

no way. 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8 (iffy) and 10 are the keepers. 12 is utterly generic. the one you posted half an hour ago might be my favorite.

i like 1 alot. not sold on the yellow - but still pretty good.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

that last one is A+++++++++

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

Last one is most generic, others are lacking a bit in polish but that one is too literal as a summary of the trailers.

mh, Sunday, 1 April 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

fan art posters are teh worst

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

ppl love them some 70s graininess huh

goole, Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

it's also the color cast

dayo, Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

the american people in their wisdom are likely to look at a cannily "distressed" poster and wonder why this old piece of shit is on the wall of my theater

goole, Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

so that's successful design in a way...

goole, Sunday, 1 April 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/prometheusalt4.jpg

a weird snapshot my friend took

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

it should just read "ridley scott re-redefines a genre"

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

The Blair Alien Project: some astronauts were sent out and this is the movie that was found on the planet they visited. xpost

StanM, Monday, 2 April 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

i like the way the "artfully" distressed poster that davidm posted a ways back looks both cleanly contemporary and strongly reminiscent of a pulpy 50s sci-fi book cover. only needs a phallic, fin-standing rocketship in the background to fill out the "stephen soderberg's buck rogers" vibe.

otoh, hate the "weird snapshot" version lagoon posted.

Ridley Scott at the PROMETHEUS press conference — “Doing it in 3D was no problem at all. You don’t realize it, but we actually see things in 3D all the time. We just don’t realize it. You’ve got long sight and short sight, and together those two things make up 3D.”

Scott has a great eye, but what exactly is it hooked up to?

from http://dcairns.wordpress.com/2012/03/28/

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

O_o

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

Mind blown

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

You don’t realize it, but we actually see things in 3D all the time.

holy shit, that book look like it's COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!

THEY FLY @ U FACE

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

ty

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

it would suck to lose an eye and have to look at the world in 2d

the late great, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

Alex Jones weighs in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enzaao300M0

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 5 April 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

of course he does

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

"its storyline, its plot, mirrors that of ancient civilizations"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

And btw, who the hell favorites videos just to go back and watch them to "laugh" at them? Thats nonsense and a waste of time. Why dont u just move on instead of trying to piss off genuine ppl interested in genuine truth from a genuine source?

MulcheBailey in reply to shookadro (Show the comment) 9 minutes ago

This top comment is gold. Hello! Welcome to youtube!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 5 April 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

What does it say on their cockpit screens?

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 5 April 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

"Eat At Weyland Yutani"

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

(Actually the one on the lower right says "impact imminent," and way off through the viewport you can see the pred ship.)

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 April 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

lolz

Darin, Friday, 6 April 2012 06:10 (twelve years ago) link

i realized today that the space jockey is probably a predator queen

the late great, Friday, 6 April 2012 06:16 (twelve years ago) link

hahaah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 06:17 (twelve years ago) link

omg that bunny. srsly hope every element of that construction is 100% choklit.

picture with one person, shown from the back, looks like everything in that room is made up of the biological pods that gooey aliens pop out of

mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

the trailer (in HD at the highest setting on You Tube) is easily the best *looking* trailer i've ever seen, it's unbelievable, even on a standard PC monitor.

piscesx, Friday, 6 April 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

Imagine how unimaginably incredible it would be like in something incredible like 3D!

StanM, Friday, 6 April 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

picture with one person, shown from the back, looks like everything in that room is made up of the biological pods that gooey aliens naked charlize therons doing pushups pop out of

the late great, Friday, 6 April 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

hell yes

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 April 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

saw the trailer last night and it is like the greatest trailer in the history of the world ever, probably means the movie is awful.

keythhtyek, Monday, 16 April 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

xpost love the how much the design draws from 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 16 April 2012 06:48 (twelve years ago) link

noticed that same inception-style "horn of doom" noise when the giant dragon thing appears at the end of the avengers trailer

BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 06:57 (twelve years ago) link

the horn of doom is in like 80% of all action/scifi trailers now

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 April 2012 07:17 (twelve years ago) link

"The Wilhelm Horn"

StanM, Monday, 16 April 2012 07:49 (twelve years ago) link

love the how much the design draws from 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

I can't remember who the guy was, but there was an actual dude who did all this kinda design work. 2001, Alien, Space:1999. They also reference his stuff in "Moon"

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, 16 April 2012 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

Ron Cobb was the main (non alien) concept guy for Alien, don't think he had anything to do with 2001 though.

Touché Gödel (ledge), Monday, 16 April 2012 08:28 (twelve years ago) link

douglas trumbull was the main design/effects guy on 2001, and he also has credits on things like silent running, close encounters etc. as ledge sez, it was ron cobb who did most of the spaceship etc design on alien, w/ moebius designing things like the spacesuits.

Ward Fowler, Monday, 16 April 2012 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

The fingerprint's a nice touch. Very Blade Runner-snake scale.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

that was fantastic

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

yup

but kind of spooky for an advertisement

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

It's shown exclusively on the luxury box seat feed for Super Bowl CXVI

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

Actually saying "unethical" was a bit much.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

ya

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

Well let's assume the future was won by Randian acolytes and 'ethics' are an amusing thing people participate in reenactment societies for, like Civil War battles and the like.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

god, that's like the creepiest Apple ad ever. A+

I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

Meanwhile there's also this now:

http://io9.com/5902758/make-michael-fassbender-your-plaything-with-these-exclusive-prometheus-android-codes

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

that has renewed my hope

owenf, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

Love his 'joy' face.

nate woolls, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

Re: Fassbender plaything

Confidence and Disgust are indistinguishable.

The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 06:58 (twelve years ago) link

Well, the look & feel of everything seems to be good, & the cast is good enough. I'm just hoping the script is good enough to warrant any fanboy hope(mine or others).

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

I'm going to pretend it is just some sci-fi action movie and hope there aren't any noisy dudes sitting behind me snorting and stage whispering about some comic books or novelizations or whatever dot com theories around some detail in the backround in one frame of alien^3

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

kind of wish there wasn't so much advertising material and fake commercials and shit

mh, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

Blame Lindelof.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

I'm enjoying the fake commercials, but mostly because thy're content-free w/r/t the movie. I have the problem that I always do with trailers in that I usually enjoy the experience more having walked in without much foreknowledge.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

the latest david commercial is p awesome. the TED talk was a little eye-rolling but still fun as a poitless teaser.

HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.weylandindustries.com/img/david/david-real-emotions.gif

mh, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

lol, confidence = disgust

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

remarkable similarities, at least if you understand german.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75REq0QpS-k

the europan nikon is here (grauschleier), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

Holy shit, dude's facial modeling is straight out of Oblivion

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Thursday, 19 April 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byZkbNB3Jw

GoT SPOILER ALERT (Gukbe), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, you just beat me to it. New international trailer y'all ^

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like i've seen enough at this point

Number None, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

I still wonder a bit exactly how much they ARE giving away. I have this suspicion it's far less than it seems.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

I lolled at this:

"it's an invitation"

"from whom?"

FROM RIDLEY SCOTT

StanM, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

Hahahah good eye!

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

mp4401 19 minutes ago 48

I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

an invitation from ancient aliens, eh?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/155/594/yesitis2.gif?1311943181

Sébastien, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

well I have no self-control

Number None, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

another great trailer btw, though it does spoil the mystery

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah so I can't wait for this movie. Put me in cryosleep until it opens.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://ambienceofmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/i_want_to_believe.jpg

Not watching anymore trailers. I'm there on opening weekend.

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

Guy up thread in a few years
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1gf1Y2E22xI/S0YyddpnSZI/AAAAAAAAABw/iV8jjPGDIkM/s400/birkin.jpg

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, 30 April 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link

wow that soundtrack is intense

the late great, Monday, 30 April 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

music and effects have to be loud enough to keep audience awake

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

yah especially old folks

the late great, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

I was a teenager when I saw Alien and it just barely worked

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently, somewhere in this long interview the length of the movie is revealed: 119 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr0rb_9fqB4 (french introduction, the rest is in english, about 3 minutes in)

StanM, Monday, 30 April 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

I was just coming to post that.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/post/8/2012/04/tumblr_m3ab8epirb1r94e9jo1_500.gif

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

Goddamn I love a good face melt

I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

HOT HOT HOT

the late great, Monday, 30 April 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

Closed my eyes when this was on before Avengers.

Touché Gödel (ledge), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

maybe im a particularly suspicious soul, but this level of marketing generally bespeaks a less than awes movie.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

Eh

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

im perhaps being solipsistic but ive been assailed with marketing for this thing in a way that seems quite excessive, which leads me to surmise that reviews and word of mouth for this will be poor, but they've decided to throw a great amount of money at marketing in order to achieve respectable numbers regardless. this pet theory may of course be bunkum. i tend to be often wrong.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

as least they have flamethrowers

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

assailed with marketing for this thing in a way that seems quite excessive

I feel kind of the opposite of this, I've barely heard about this movie outside of this thread! Haven't been to a theater in a while, though.

C.C. Sabbathian of the Doom York Yankees (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 06:02 (eleven years ago) link

The quality of the movie has nothing to do with the size of the marketing campaign. That's generally determined by the budget. The only way, I think, to determine the quality of a film solely from its marketing campaign is to look at the TV spots the week before and after it is released.

GoT SPOILER ALERT (Gukbe), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 06:06 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, the only adverts for this I've seen are internet stuff; mainly bits popping up here or on FB or io9 or something.

Oh, and the trailer before Sherlock Holmes. That was it.

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 06:16 (eleven years ago) link

SPOILERS OMG

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Friday, 11 May 2012 10:06 (eleven years ago) link

It got an R rating, good on Fox for not shooting for PG-13.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 11 May 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

Clip of landing spaceship!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=b0KdRc7jBgY

Short commercial with 'in a world...' type voiceover guy but also some more gross bits!

http://io9.com/5910562/new-prometheus-tv-spot-shows-the-many-ways-this-crew-is-doomed

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

i think the only question left at this point for any sci fi fan who's been watching the trailers is whether the planet is lv426 or not

the late great, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

Glad they're keeping it nice and yucky.

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

man, i get the googlies just thinking about this shit

anyway, opening shot in that trailer looks a bit too "digital" for my tastes, esp the "prometheus" and weyland logo branding. suppose they'll refine that for release?

Yeah that clip's been severely edited down. The Prometheus logo's superimposed (I guess they think anybody watching the clip is too dumb to realize that the ship is called Prometehus).

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

i think the only question left at this point for any sci fi fan who's been watching the trailers is whether the planet is lv426 or not

― the late great, Tuesday, May 15, 2012 8:49 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, it's hard to tell. It looks like a different planet, but the big ringed gas giant in the background of some of the shots seems to give away that it's at least in the same system. The alien spaceship crashing in the trailers is clearly of the same type as the derelict from the first movie, but whether it's the exact same one is hard to tell. I kinda hope it isn't. I'd rather this story be more self-contained.

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

there's clip somewhere were ridley scott says the system is zeta (2) reticuli which is the one mentioned in alien, so...

DG, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

i didn't realize lv426 was in zeta reticuli, that would seem to nail it down then

the late great, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

looks like it

starts on lv-223, ends on lv-426, with a hazily-remembered detour on lv-420 along the way

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

heh

the late great, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

i must say this bald dude looks like a pretty lame substitute for an alien

the late great, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

i know. this is such an elaborate way to reboot the Kojak franchise.

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

re: bald villians i feel like bane looks pretty damn lame too, can't believe they didn't go with the riddler

the late great, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe it's just zombie Picard.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

locutus of borg

the late great, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

difficult listening hour suggested "locutus of cat" as a pet name on this thread, and now i can no longer conceive of it as the name of an awful space villain. i only hear the "cute" part. locutus! i want to hug you and squeeze you and smush you little cutus face!

wasn't it lolcuetest?

the late great, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

I AM LOLCUETEST OF BORG!

the late great, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

got imax tickets for june 5. stoked while at the same time thinking the amazing collision of scott, o'bannon, giger, cobb, giler, hill, weaver, and the hundred other personnel and just random factors that made alien the phenomenon it is can't possibly be repeated.

Touché Gödel (ledge), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah definitely.

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

that's like wondering if the new coppola film will be as good as the godfather. I'm psyched for this too but do ppl really think this is going to be anywhere near the same level as alien?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

no

this might not be the level of alien3

the late great, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

Meantime, an 'origins featurette,' with Ridley talking about things etc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LXHC_HOg7FA

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

amazing collision of scott, o'bannon, giger, cobb, giler, hill, weaver, and

Goldsmith!

Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zwEtldZQNew

Noomi Rapace takes Weyland Corp's empathy test ("We call it Voight-Kampf for short").

Have to hand it to the Alien: Episode 1 marketing dept for their world-building advertising campaign.

DavidM, Thursday, 17 May 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

Meantime, new interview with Ridley about things:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/05/17/ridley-scott-opens-up-about-prometheus-kick-ass-women-and-blade-runner-2.html

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

For Prometheus, I came back to a very simple question that haunted me that appears in the first Alien, and no one answered in subsequent Alien films: who was the ”Space Jockey”—the big guy in the seat? If you really go into that, it becomes the basis for a pretty interesting story. When I went to the studio, we didn’t know if it was going to be a sequel or a prequel.

this whole approach makes me think that somewhere someone feels compelled to make a film explaining the presence of the watermelon in the lab in Buckaroo Banzai

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

so stupid

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

i would gladly pay to see a movie about the watermelon in buckaroo banzai

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

the idea that one might want to explore the questions posed by the space jockey, the wrecked ship and its biological cargo doesn't seem at all odd to me.

Agreed w/latebloomer

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

If its a compelling story, go for it.

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

btw the watermelon mystery has long been solved.

The following explanation was written by the director of the 1984 docudrama, W.D. Richter, for the April 1986 edition of the World Watch 1 Newsletter: "I can only imagine Buckaroo trying to grapple with this question. When cornered (as I feel now), he often quotes H.L. Mencken's nasty remark about how every complex question always has a simple answer...that is usually wrong. But it is high time poor New Jersey's honest inquiry be answered. Let me rephrase the question first one way, then another. "Why is a watermelon trapped between those monstrous pressure plates deep within the Institute's Critical Stress Laboratory?" Team Banzai botanical agronomists have been for years hard at work on the problem of hunger in Third World countries under constant revolutionary turmoil. A nonpolitical, humanitarian effort, their goal has been to find ways to feed starving peoples in remote areas where traditional food delivery systems prove woefully inadequate. Often, the only way to get the nourishment into the bellies of the needy is to hit and run, avoiding all petty ideological side-taking. What you see in the Critical Stress Lab is a revolutionary watermelon capable of withstanding impact pressures of 300,000 pounds per square inch! Sweet, juicy and vitamin-packed, this remarkable fruit can be dropped from the bomb bays of low-flying aircraft into the backyards of disenfranchised villagers in the remotest backwaters of this angry planet. Just another Team Banzai effort to cut through all the unnecessary crap around us and help people help themselves. Look for high-impact, low cholesterol eggs next... and sooner than you think, shatter-proof whole-wheat taco shells.

The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

so that's what eggs in alien were: food relief for backwater planets!

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

buckaroo banzai against the world crime league is the chinese democracy of cult sci fi

the late great, Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

interesting questions, not answers, are what make movies like alien good. unless you mean the answer to, "will they all die,' which is, "mostly."

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

buckaroo banzai against the world crime league is the chinese democracy of cult sci fi

yeah, *sob*

interesting questions, not answers, are what make movies like alien good

^^^

this movie looks like a bunch of stupid answers

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

interesting questions, not answers, are what make movies like alien good. unless you mean the answer to, "will they all die,' which is, "mostly."

well sure, but in answering any one question (the typical sequel punctures the obvious "and then what happened?" question-bubble), you open a bunch of others. hopefully.

i mean, lord of the rings as a whole is an incredibly overelaborate answer to the questions posed by the hobbit, but that doesn't make it inferior or a story that should never have been told.

yeah I'm desperately hoping for a compelling story that is not a fill-in-the-blanks for the fanboys deal

and I'm optimistic

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

lord of the rings as a whole is an incredibly overelaborate answer to the questions posed by the hobbit

never really thought of LOTR this way tbh. maybe Tolkien did, I dunno.

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

i don't see how it can be particularly compelling, precursor aliens who genetically engineered humans and aliens as biomechanical drones is pretty established ideas

the late great, Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

i do kinda feel LOTR was a step backwards from the hobbit. hobbit feels like jimmy carter. LOTR feels like reagan.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

the late great OTM. if anything this just looks like a retread of Lovecraft ideas.

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

is are etc

i mean established both as generic sci fi and established in terms of the alien franchise

the late great, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

what i'm interested in is seeing people's helmets melt onto their face and whimpering in the face merciless nonhuman killers

the late great, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

expect i'll get my $$$ worth

the late great, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

jesus shakey, be a little more negative about this why don't you?

it's not like jessica pare is in it

goole, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

i do kinda feel LOTR was a step backwards from the hobbit. hobbit feels like jimmy carter. LOTR feels like reagan.

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, May 17, 2012 9:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

where does the silmarillion fit in

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

if anything this just looks like a retread of Lovecraft ideas.

as far as summer blockbusters go, i'll take a lovecraft retread over just about anything else

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

I was looking forward to this movie until the Lost thread was revived. :/

Pray we don't end up with a classical/rock fusion band.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

as far as summer blockbusters go, i'll take a lovecraft retread over just about anything else

^ me too!

I don't think there's any Hellboy coming out this year

mh, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

Hellboy III: The Dark Knight Rises

StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

jesus shakey, be a little more negative about this why don't you?

you know, people got on me about being pessimistic about the Star Wars prequels, Watchmen, etc. too

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

Avatar too

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

expecting would-be blockbusters to suck probably scores a much higher predictive accuracy ratio than expecting them to be good

nevertheless...

there is some weird abusive husband:beaten wife::Hollywood:blockbuster audience type dynamic at work that I'm always sort of mystified to witness

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

"this time it will be different! he promised! also he made a viral youtube campaign!"

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

he hit me and it felt like an 8 dollar bucket of buttered popcorn

if you hadn't been so pessimistic, those movies would have been better. they never had a chance.

thanks for ruining everything, shakey

mh, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol contenderizer

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

"where does the silmarillion fit in"
newt's contract with america

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

You said Newt on an Alien thread and you didn't mean the little girl! This is like kinda wow.

StanM, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

poor noot :(

mostly

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

is the actress who played newt dead? these kid actors all seem to have high mortality rates.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

nah she just went on to be a normal person

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

Aliens was her only movie!

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

maybe i'm thinking of kid from exorcist

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

The little girl from Poltergeist was the one who died

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

oh that must be it! i wonder if spielberg would do a poltergeist movie about the curse like wes craven's new nightmare.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 May 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

weird ass

hey i linked to that earlier :-/

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Friday, 18 May 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

thirst for "First!"

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Friday, 18 May 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

yt links only embed when you scrape out the extra bits

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Friday, 18 May 2012 04:26 (eleven years ago) link

my head is burning!!! get me a coors!!!!!

the late great, Friday, 18 May 2012 05:52 (eleven years ago) link

this and the coke zero/battleship commercials have got me thinking that they should bring the crass tie-in shit to the next level and make the products major elements of the movie's plot. the aliens in battleship are coming for coke zero! the secret of prometheus is coors! etc.

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Friday, 18 May 2012 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

like, the crew basically discovers an alien brewery

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Friday, 18 May 2012 06:02 (eleven years ago) link

c'mon this writes itself

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Friday, 18 May 2012 06:02 (eleven years ago) link

its all just a board game coora got spilled on dont u see

lag∞n, Friday, 18 May 2012 06:04 (eleven years ago) link

I bet a facehugger treatment does wonders for wrinkles and pores.

StanM, Friday, 18 May 2012 08:43 (eleven years ago) link

The Hollywood Reporter interviews Scott, concept art, quotes, etc.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

Also this overview of Scott's production companies contains a tidbit I'd missed:

Among upcoming projects: The Man in the High Castle, a BBC miniseries that returns Scott to sci-fi author Philip K. Dick

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

I love this insane detail:

Now Lindelof was ushered by the director to a building adjacent to Scott's sleek Los Angeles offices. "Ridley walked me up a stairwell, and there was a great big metallic vault door," recalls Lindelof. "It was a foot thick with some kind of locking apparatus, and he opened it carefully." Inside was a beehive of activity. "He introduced me to production designer Arthur Max and four 20-year-olds sitting at computers, designing stuff."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

Arthur Max is yet another guy with a hell of a resume, it looks like.

mh, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

I am so hyped but everything about this seems specifically, scientifically designed to let me down. PLEASE DON'T SUCK.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

I should watch Body of Lies and Robin Hood as a baseline for what recent-year Ridley Scott is like. The last film of his that I saw was American Gangster, which was pretty OK.

mh, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

There's some spoilery stuff in the interview, obv, but I suspect you've already made your decision about whether to learn more or not about the film.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

Phil otm, I really don't want this to suck

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

I'm going to be an optimist. Prometheus is going to rule! That way, if it sucks, at least I had the pleasure of anticipation. Who wants to waste one's time poo-pooing or nailbiting over some summer blockbuster that hasn't come out?

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

I remain excited but I'm trying not to read too much about it so I don't get pre-bummed out, should there be anything to get bummed out about. It's a delicate balance.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

So jealous that the UK is getting this a week early

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

I'm gonna have to avoid the internet for a week come June 1st

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

I'm going to be on vacation! It's like a built-in spoiler buffer.

mh, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ6SUTI1j9M

Someone re-cut a trailer from the original 'Alien' into the modern style. I love it when people do this; I like contrast trailer styles.

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

i would pay to go see that movie

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Sunday, 27 May 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 27 May 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

trailer for this movie is fucking insane

flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

I've got tickets for the midnight showing this Thursday. Really hope it's going to be worth it.

DavidM, Monday, 28 May 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

if any of you are crazy for alien's production design, one of the guys who worked on it has a 5-part documentary all about the making of it, with tons of detail on costuming, sets, props, etc:

http://www.zen171398.zen.co.uk/

Alien Makers parts 1-5 are what you want

Hungry4Ass, Monday, 28 May 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

Please stop bumping this thread so that I am not tempted to click on this thread. Thanks!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 May 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

opening in the uk a week before the usa...

Ward Fowler, Monday, 28 May 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

ok! (xpost)

StanM, Monday, 28 May 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

All joking earlier in the thread re: 3D aside though - is there a way I'll know beforehand if this 3D thing will work for me? Still haven't seen a 3D movie and I, well, I kinda wanna know what it's like. This looks like something I might go and see in the cinema (haven't been since the last LOTR movie, to be honest, but this and the batmang thingy may possibly get me to break my waiting-until-the-DVD/bluray-comes-out habit).

StanM, Monday, 28 May 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

do you lack general depth perception abilities?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 28 May 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

ouch

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 28 May 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

i've never heard about 3d not working for anybody.
not like those fucking magic image posters...

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 28 May 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

My brother has bad vision in one eye and 3D doesn't work for him

Number None, Monday, 28 May 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

astigmatism can bugger it up.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 28 May 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

No, not usually, but I know people who've had to leave because of headaches/shit just not being in focus for them etc. - I wear contacts (slight myopia) so I wondered.

StanM, Monday, 28 May 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

(No = general depth perception problems)

StanM, Monday, 28 May 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

I have to wear the damn things over my glasses. Not fun

Number None, Monday, 28 May 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

Fwiw, this movie was at least filmed in 3-D, rather than converted after the fact, which is more than most these days and which from experience generally results in a better experience.

i've never heard about 3d not working for anybody.

There actually are some people who can't discern the effect, just like there are some people who are colorblind.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 May 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

I imagine this will be a pretty good option for a first 3D viewing alright

Number None, Monday, 28 May 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.vision3d.com/whycant.html

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 May 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

Until they make 3-D glasses that fit comfortably over and work well with prescription eyeglasses, I am manifestly Not Interested in 3-D. The one time I've tried it, I hated it.

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Monday, 28 May 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

It doesn't matter anyway, it's as much of a gimmick as it ever was, and the ticket sales show it. A good director and DP know how to use the size and pereived depth of the screen and their sets or locations to create what they want.

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Monday, 28 May 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

3d is dumb, everyone knows

lag∞n, Monday, 28 May 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

When I try out one of those plastic blue/red 3D glasses and I look at some of the 3D stuff online it sometimes kinda works and sometimes it just doesn't.
e.g. this one works immediately: http://www.bfoto.ru/news/wp-content/uploads/IMG_3131.jpg
but this one only after focusing for a while: http://www.bfoto.ru/news/wp-content/uploads/3d_foto_anaglif_13.jpg

Meh. I'll just go and see the 2D version.

StanM, Monday, 28 May 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

I agree it's dumb and it won't last, but I kinda want to see what I've been hating instinctively all this time :-/

StanM, Monday, 28 May 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

I have never seen a 2D version of something that I wished was in 3D when I was watching, and have never seen a 3D movie in which I thought the 3D was essential (save "Avatar," which was like a test reel for the format, and the Herzog, ironically, which needed the effect to depict the depth of the cave paintings). In fact, I actively seek out 2D screenings when possible. That said, I don't have a problem with the 3D, aside from a little extra dimness to the image.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 May 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

i have prescription glasses and never had any problems with it

that said i haven't seen anything in 3d that didn't seem like a gimmick except "avatar" which i thought was actually pretty impressive and seamless

the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

http://realorfake3d.com/

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 May 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

nu 3D is great, love it to death, always see the 3D version if i get a chance

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

3D has fans, but it was chiefly just a gimmick by the studios to force theaters to upgrade to digital projection. Now, just about all of them have and there are fewer and fewer 3D films released every year.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 28 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not sure it was that fiendishly conspiratorial, but yeah, that does seem to have been the effect

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

It's actually a genius gimmick. Digital projection means no film costs. 3D glasses means a ticket upcharge. And best of all, 3D screenings can't be videotaped and pirated (though that security has been undone by 2D screenings).

Is it just me, or did that much feared "Phantom Menace" 3D redux come and go without much fanfare?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 May 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty much

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 28 May 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

I'd like to see this in 2D but the only showing in my neighborhood are at like 12:45 in the afternoon

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 28 May 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

showingS

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 28 May 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

the weird thing about the phantom menace 3d was the number of scenes of people standing around talking blandly about things that were rendered in eye-popping 3d vs. the number of action sequences that weren't.

how's life, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

Someone re-cut a trailer from the original 'Alien' into the modern style.

I have to admit it makes Alien look even lamer than it was.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

Original Alien trailer as much a masterpiece as the movie.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

love og Alien trailer, maybe my alltime favorite

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't know this was going to be 3-D, ugggh. Have to find a run-down old theater that'll show it in 2-D.

strictly shitty piano rock underground (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 06:01 (eleven years ago) link

boo, traitor to the future you pay to witness

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 06:03 (eleven years ago) link

aaaaaaand the original trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLamj-b0I8

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

IF we're lucky, the person who typed this review for Cabin in the Woods will also cover this flick for all our edification's sake.

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 06:16 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like I must watch that film, then read that review, as it looks amazing.

mh, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

there are some slowed-down HD trailers on youtube, good fun

the late great, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

MH, you totally need to see that flick

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's only playing in one theater near home and may be gone by the time I return :(

mh, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

Do whatever you can to see it in a theater with people

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

breaking news: kingfish advocates kidnapping itt

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

thursday night midnight in imax 3d one mile from my house, but looks like they're not doing presale? i can't take thursday AND friday off!

the late great, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

I'm on call for work until next tuesday, cinema will have to wait.

StanM, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

Note: I also heavily recommend seeing Cabin in the Woods

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Prometheus is out in Belgium (and France and Switzerland) today! Except, I can't go see it b/c of this work/on call thing I got.

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

Today? WTF I'm buying a plane ticket.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

otm: prepare the beer and waffles, I am coming for u, Belgium

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

i just realized how badly I want to see this

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

I hope the French screenings have a dedication to Moebius at the end

I only dream in Infrared. (kingfish), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

WTF @ Italy : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1446714/releaseinfo

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

Full dubbing, I guess.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

Why even bother, the torrent sites will have a dvd quality copy available for download by the time it hits theaters there.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

but the Italian-Swiss get it a month earlier.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

Прометей Bulgaria (imdb display title) (Bulgarian title) / Russia
ðÒÏÍÅÔÅÊ Ukraine (imdb display title)
Prometej Croatia (imdb display title)
Prometejas Lithuania (imdb display title)
Prometeo Mexico (imdb display title)
Prometeusi Georgia (imdb display title)
Prometeusz Poland (imdb display title)
Prometheus Hungary (imdb display title)
Prometheus - Dunkle Zeichen Germany (imdb display title)
Promitheas Greece (imdb display title)

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

That Ukranian should be Прометей as well, according to Google Translate

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Can we change the thead title to ðÒÏÍÅÔÅÊ please? :D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Prometheus - Dunkle Zeichen

^ space beer

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

Seeing this tomorrow. Can't wait

Number None, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

take me with u?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

Don't care where you go

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

Պրոմեթեւս ಪ್ರಾಮಿಥೀಯಸ್ પ્રોમિથિયસ பிரோமேதியஸ் ప్రోమేతియస్ (Armenian, Kannada, Gujarati, Tamil, Telugu)

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

A visual representation of what your insides look like after the aliens are done with you. < / ethnocentrism >

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

01010000011100100110111101101101011001010111010001101000011001010111010101110011

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

I demand hieroglyphs

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol Stan

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://i50.tinypic.com/i251zq.png

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

(no idea, this is what http://www.quizland.com/hiero.mv says it is)

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

oh, it's all the sounds one after another, no lil dude with a torch and stuff :-(

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

so early consensus is it kinda stinks

http://www.fandor.com/blog/daily-ridley-scott-and-prometheus/

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

That's not what I'm reading there but ok

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

"Everyone but Dr. Morbius will love it."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

rotten tomatoes has it at 89% positive based on 9 reviews, but some of those "positives" are pretty carefully hedged
metacritic, otoh, has it scoring only 63 of 100 possible points based on 4 reviews
imdb hasn't opened it to user reviews

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

the B in IMDB doesn't stand for Belgium, then.

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

Gah. Removing bookmark from this thread.

the conch is a well worn copy of the AD&D Fiends Folio (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, the reviews have been pretty mixed so far. To be honest, that's probably better for schmucks like me who let themselves get overhyped. Lowered expectations can be a good thing for movies like this.

promethethem (latebloomer), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

Okay, Ponies is gone, what's the movie REALLY like?

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

"what may be most interesting about this particular campaign is the emphasis on reevaluating, or perhaps more to the point, demanding appreciation for Ridley Scott as an auteur—the sort of appreciation many cinephiles would be more willing to grant his brother, Tony."

what the shit, who the hell thinks this?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

Tony Scott, darling of cinephiles

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

Tony Scott, cinema's top gun

promethethem (latebloomer), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

actually many cinephiles i know do sorta think this

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

you can certainly make way more of a case for TS in the last 25 years than his brother.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

Holy crap - just going through the TV channels here and Club RTL (TV station from Luxembourg) is playing Alien at the moment. Notable details: there's a "HD" logo on screen (right next to RTL's logo) but this is the most low definition version I've ever seen, forget about the DVD and BluRay remaster/reissues, this looks hardly better than VHS. Oh, and it's dubbed in French. Oh, and in French, it's "Alien - Le Huitième Passager"

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

("the eighth passenger")

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

That's not what I'm reading there but ok

? those quotes from early reviews are hardly glowing, most of them are negative

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

Rorschach tomatoes

promethethem (latebloomer), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

you can certainly make way more of a case for TS in the last 25 years than his brother.

True enough. Over the weekend I was home; one evening my mom noticed Kingdom of Heaven was on and watched it, first time I'd seen it myself. It's technically accomplished, very well shot, but was otherwise felt pretty flat, besides Edward Norton acting behind a mask as a leper (so, a documentary).

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

"not as imaginative as Alien" is p damning from my chair

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

yeah my expectations for this are loooooooooow

the odds of someone coming out of a 25-year career slump to make a decent (to say nothing of great) film strictly because of the tangential relation of the material to something previously great are, um, not good.

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

OTM, this sucking wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

Also seeing tomorrow, tho.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

I mean I guess it's probably happened but I'm at a loss for precedents

xp

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

that was p good 'rizer

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

had no idea R Spiralli was still alive tho

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

I am treating this like any other big budget serious sci-fi film i.e. I'll watch it just because but expectations are low

that said I am intrigued by this observation in the guardian review: In place of scariness there is wonderment

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

wonderment = avatar

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

in place of scariness there is avatar

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

actually many cinephiles i know do sorta think this

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 3:49 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

ironic appreciation of tony scott has definitely been on the rise in recent years (myself included), but very few people are prepared to make a serious argument for a reassessment of his work. i guess that could easily change if enough of a consensus builds up...

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

Armond probably likes Tony Scott, right?

Number None, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

wait he probably hates Denzel though

Number None, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

never change, Armond

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

this thread is going to kill my dreams like the Community thread did, isn't it. Just tell me now, it's cool

I don't want this movie to suck ;_;

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

"unstoppable", "true romance" and "crimson tide" are all pretty well regarded, both by critics and fans. not much else of note though. he's made quite a few tough-guy action thrillers, and that kind of genre consistency appeals to "reappraising" auteurist types.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

The Last Boy Scout is a better brainless POS than True Romance.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

what i really want to know is what do dr morbius and shakey think about this movie

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

I think.... they love it

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

Tomorrow, Imax, South Bank, industry screening. I've never been to the Imax before; apparently I should go "as high up and as far back as possible". That sounds rude, sorry.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

Tony Scott is very highly regarded in mirrors/feathers/gunfire spheres

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

imax? That's like seeing it in 4D!

StanM, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

IT'S LIKE GOING TO SPACE

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I should probably get my optic nerves rewired or something - I'm not sure I have the visual bandwidth for this.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

I need to get a space helmet and breathing apparatus

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

oops not I = u need to

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

"not as imaginative as Alien" is p damning from my chair

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 4:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is that the chair from which you think "Alien" is a boring, overrated snoozefest?

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

I mean just let us know which side you're playing here so we know exactly how much to ignore you.

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

Morbius in his chair

http://images.wikia.com/headhuntersholosuite/images/e/e9/Space_Jockey_001.jpg

Number None, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

Part of the reason the Tony Scott movies of the 2000s are disliked by many—and intensely loved by others—is the total lack of "big" gestures in his current approach to directing. These movies consist entirely of small moments, off-the-cuff images, strung together into something massive yet lacking an "obvious" grand design. No big plans, just hidden smiles. This makes Scott a harder sell than similarly-concerned directors like Michael Mann, who anchors his intuitive moments to grand ones, or Claire Denis, who presents them as the directorial gestures that they are. The party line on Scott is that he's an "empty stylist," a man who makes "technically accomplished" and therefore insubstantial films with too much editing. On the one hand, I probably wouldn't be here defending Scott if his movies consisted of shots that ran for minutes instead of seconds; on the other hand, I wouldn't think they were worth defending if that were true.

You've probably figured this one out: I don't intend to brush off Scott's style, nor am I going to defend it as candy, as sugary, calorie-free style, as "pure color" or "style-for-the-sake-of-style-get-over-it-and-have-some-fun-why-don't-you." Scott's recent films are beautiful, but beauty is not a question of surfaces (contrary to the old saying, it's "prettiness" that's merely skin-deep). I am here to defend the substance and morality of Scott's recent films, and a defense of the recent Scott is, at its core, a defense of his editing: the jitters, the saccades, the 250 BPM intercutting, crashing and burning that are integral to the hidden-in-plain-view heart of Scott.

http://soundsimages.blogspot.com/2010/12/scotts-metaphysical-romances-pt-1.html

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Thursday, 31 May 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

first time a Scott has been contrasted w/ C Denis?

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 May 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

I'll be honest and say her work isn't the first that comes to mind when watching Domino.

My problem with most of Ridley's work since his career resurrection is his insistence on trying to recapture the corny glories of Gladiator. A Good Year aside - easily one of the worst movies of the last decade, despite it's train-wreck watchability - I think the bigger efforts have had good elements to them, but crowd-pleasing over-sentimentality always gets in the way. Robin Hood is awful, but mostly because of how much he gets right and then squanders it time and time again with a terrible screenplay and absolutely no understanding of how to match the visuals with the hokey, focus-grouped story. Early reviews of this are disappointing, but if you're not chock full of trepidation going into a Ridley Scott film at this point, you're probably a deranged optimist. I'm just hoping the film embraces the grimness and doesn't have a bunch of (wonderfully costumed) kids on ponies charging onto a battlefield.

I'll rep for the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven though.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Thursday, 31 May 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

"Matchstick Men" an underrated Ridley detour, featuring one of the last times Nic Cage acted, along with "Lord of War."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

I always forget about that one. It was solid from what I remember.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Thursday, 31 May 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

oh dear, it's kind of a shrug

Number None, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

I'll be honest and say her work isn't the first that comes to mind when watching Domino.

thank you, genuine lols at this

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

and i might as well say, considering it cost 1 trillion dollars this was the most poorly planned and executed scientific mission of all time

Number None, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

damnit not only are my expectations rapidly plummeting, i'm now feeling bad about dragging along my flatmate who only saw alien a couple of months ago.

the fey monster (ledge), Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

i'd recommend seeing it in 2D as well. Things get pretty murky

Number None, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

How do you think it would hold up for an 8-year-old boy?

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

There's some pretty disgusting imagery. I wouldn't recommend it

Number None, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, disgusting isn't really the issue. I'm more concerned about it's ability to hold his attention. He's been sorta stoked for it following the trailer.

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

well it's not exactly a thrill a minute. It feels a bit aimless at times actually

Number None, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

Hmmmm...doesn't sound promising.

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

Bah. Aliens is idle for long stretches, and that movie is awesome. We as a collective culture need to work on our attention spans, people!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

this isn't Aliens dude. Far from it

Number None, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

He liked Aliens, from what I hear (watched it with his mother - lol), but even when it's slow, it's pretty compelling.

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

http://thequietus.com/articles/08946-prometheus-ridley-scott-review <- "Then there's the penis problem."

DG, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

"So disembodied has the fervour become from the brilliantly original, stylish and adorably camp 1979 flick that the gods themselves couldn't forge a spectacle gaudy enough deep in the womb of Mordor, or wherever it is nerds think babies come from, to meet these expectations. "

Didn't need to read past this to know this is not a writer whose opinions I am interested in hearing.

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

wtf

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't make it very far into Alien but nothing about that movie reads as "adorably camp" unless 70s hairdos send you into an uncontrollable tizzy

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

and he can git tae fuck with that Mordor taunting

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

also waiting til the last paragraph to say 'there is much to praise about the movie' and then do a big handwavy oh the cast the visuals etc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

thing is, most of the positive reviews seem to basically be oh the cast the visuals stretched out over a number of paragraphs

Number None, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

well if this stinks then I may have to put Ridley in the same column as John Carpenter; love you to death thank you but your services are no longer required

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

taking an 8yo to this movie seems insane imho

when I saw the Avengers in the theater recently they showed the trailer for this ahead of it and it made the younger kids in front of me burst into horrified tears

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

Like I said, he's seen Aliens. We've watched a few R-rated flicks together. I do a pretty good job screening out stuff I'd be uncomfortable with him seeing.

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

But has he seen Alien?

The 2nd one I would have been much more comfortable at a younger age. Big scary screeching monsters get blown the fuck up with awesome guns.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

In related news, Aliens: Colonial Marines got pushed back again til next February.

Apparently they're making a Wii U version, which will finally give you a reason to have that second screen, I guess.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

Alien was a horror film. AlienS was a boom boom action film.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

Prometheus is ?

Number None, Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

TBA

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

that was a statement, not a question

Number None, Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

So disembodied has the fervour become from the brilliantly original, stylish and adorably camp 1979 flick that the gods themselves couldn't forge a spectacle gaudy enough deep in the womb of Mordor...

What has always bothered me about Alien is that it started a trend in cinema that said a carefully selected crew of engineers and scientists for a highly sensitive mission could in fact be a bunch of loutish idlers.

this fuckwit has never seen alien

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, wtf?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

I don't mind ppl giving movies bad reviews but I wish there was some kind of physical punishment for making up stupid bullshit about source material they've never seen

harrumph

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

"Prometheus" picks up where "Star Wars" left off, with the death of Spock and the resurrection of the Last Starfighter and the resumption of the quest for another dimension that hearkens back to the original.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

loool

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

Aliens was great but it was too dinosaury for my liking

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

I went to the midnight screening of this. It was... interesting. The 3D is really good. And I'm no fan, I'm really not, but the 3D was really effective in this, I thought. It's a beautifully designed film; the suits, the ship, the interiors. Just great to look at. It's the kind of thing to have playing on a loop on a massive screen in your stylish apartment. The Chariots of the Gods stuff was bunk, naturally, but it somehow didn't matter too much. It didn't ruin my enjoyment, anyway. It's neither the haunted horror of Alien, or the sleek action fest of Aliens - nor whatever the other films were meant to be - it it is a decent, very flawed but wonderfully atmospheric, SF film.
Tired now. Very tired.

DavidM, Friday, 1 June 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

That Quietus review is just awful.

also waiting til the last paragraph to say 'there is much to praise about the movie' and then do a big handwavy oh the cast the visuals etc

Ugh.

Millsner, Friday, 1 June 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't go in the end. Gave my ticket away and went home and watched the latter stages of Mathieu-Isner with my girls instead, all of us speaking faux-French in support of Paul-Henri.

Too much like work outside of work.

Michael Jones, Friday, 1 June 2012 08:23 (eleven years ago) link

Also: ill.

Michael Jones, Friday, 1 June 2012 08:23 (eleven years ago) link

i get the feeling having wiki-spoiled this for myself [via no self-control] i ought to save my hard-unearned cash, looks pretty lame

DG, Friday, 1 June 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I'm waiting until the porn parody is released.

StanM, Friday, 1 June 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

pornmetheus? prometheass? promelingeus? promidgeteus?

StanM, Friday, 1 June 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

pornintheass, i'm guessing

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

This Ain't Prometheus

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 June 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

probemetheus

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

you guys, really.

Prom Eat The Ass

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

Where The Humans Aren't

StanM, Friday, 1 June 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

this was incredibly disgustingly bad and stupid and awful

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Friday, 1 June 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

so... should we see it?

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, 1 June 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

I'm going in with my Tim Burton's Planet Of The Apes mindset. Just focus on the art direction. Ignore all else.

but he go's to a resturang and then die in a toilet (Jon Lewis), Friday, 1 June 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

it looked very good and it was woeful

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Friday, 1 June 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

was the 3d ridiculously dark?

Number None, Friday, 1 June 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

blogger Jeff Wells: "impressively composed and colder than a witch's boob in Siberia"

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 June 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

stupid trailer making me excited stupid ilx stupid ridley

hmph

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

Lindelof seems to be taking most of the heat, which is no doubt deserved. Still, Ridley did hire him

Number None, Friday, 1 June 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

STUPID LINDELOF

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

it's being politely panned on bbc2 now

DG, Friday, 1 June 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

Fuckin Lindelof making sure the 26th ridley scott film in a row was dumb!

but he go's to a resturang and then die in a toilet (Jon Lewis), Friday, 1 June 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

This was great, btw.

DavidM, Friday, 1 June 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

I'd genuinely like to hear from someone who loved it

Number None, Friday, 1 June 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

yes please god

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

friends who've seen it told me it was bollocks at best

korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

"... best" say noodles vague's friends!

promethethem (latebloomer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

I am straight up 100% officially unwaveringly anticipating the hell out of this until I have any reason not to.

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, March 19, 2012

welp

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 2 June 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link

should we join hands and pray or something, I'm feeling very at-sea all of a sudden

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 June 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

Have either Charlie Brooker or David Mitchell weighed in yet?

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Saturday, 2 June 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link

not making any moves till I hear from armond

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Saturday, 2 June 2012 03:14 (eleven years ago) link

he hates ridley scott, so i can't imagine he'll pick this one to fall in love with

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

That's So Armond!

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

This was... OK. Worse than cubed. Better than Resurrection. Much stupidity, which I can't really go into without spoilers. For all that Ridley Scott has been playing down the idea that this is a prequel to Alien, the film goes out of its way to set up that movie - some of which I found satisfying. But it also raises lots of questions (so I'll come back and ask them when a few more people have seen). Main gripe though is that there is too much plot; a vaguely interesting premise meets blockbuster movie requirements = aagggh no one would really do that IRL.

Fassbender is great until he too is undone by the script's stupidity. Rapace is bearable. Most everyone else is wasted. The 3D is mostly unflashy but I suspect you lose nothing by seeing it in 2D.

Jeff W, Saturday, 2 June 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

Plot

In the distant past, the spacecraft of an advanced humanoid alien race arrives on Earth. One of the aliens consumes a dark liquid, causing its body to disintegrate and fall into a nearby waterfall—seeding Earth with the building blocks of life.

thomp, Saturday, 2 June 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Thank you! 1 out of 1 StanMs found the previous review helpful

StanM, Saturday, 2 June 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

all fair, jeff, tho without going into the details it's hard to see where you'd bump it up as high as 'ok'

The first maybe 40 mins are good tension/premise building, imo everything after the first expedition was incoherent hackneyed cliche- and the incoherence is by far the greater problem than the cliche.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 June 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

just heard the end of a polite panning on radio 4

this film is beginning to sound so awful i think i'll have to see it

DG, Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

i think you may be onto something there

i have spent most of the last 24 hours talking about this movie and how dreadful it was- in a way that makes it better value than a movie i saw, liked and forgot.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 June 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

I love that!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 June 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

having just watched alien i'm looking forward to seeing these space jockey guys running around, esp. as they quite clearly have no legs and are glued to the chair

DG, Sunday, 3 June 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

Y'all are bringing me down.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 June 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

Worse than cubed. Better than Resurrection.

this is impossible?

goole, Sunday, 3 June 2012 06:00 (eleven years ago) link

But... the trailers...

http://i.imgur.com/9k3fE.jpg

StanM, Sunday, 3 June 2012 07:21 (eleven years ago) link

*hangs head*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 June 2012 07:24 (eleven years ago) link

Having watched Alien last night I'm not sure I want to see this any more.

I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 09:36 (eleven years ago) link

imo watch the trailers slowed down to 160 mins, imagine the rest. You'll remember it more fondly

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 June 2012 10:04 (eleven years ago) link

Alien: it busts at your chest!

StanM, Sunday, 3 June 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

I thought this was terrific. I'm no fanboy and went in with lower expectations after reading some of the comments and was pleasantly surprised. There's some parts of the plot which frankly need explanation or at least a re watching, which I'll pass on to avoid spoilers, but the second act on is such a blast I was happy to leave that aside.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Sunday, 3 June 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

And Kate Dickie of 'Red Road as a doctor made me smile.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Sunday, 3 June 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

SyFy is running Aliens on the pub flatscreen here. I had forgotten that the entire Rescue Newt sequence is all orange-and-teal.com

Also, that there is _no_ music during the search part. This is back when James Cameron knew what he was doing.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Sunday, 3 June 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

fwiw my sister texted me this evening, said she and her husband loved it.

PSOD (Ste), Sunday, 3 June 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

this film is getting the most divided reviews i've seen for a very long time.

piscesx, Monday, 4 June 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

I wish filmmakers would start releasing different versions of their films, like, versions that are different by 20% or so, and not tell anyone. Them someone would see this and tell their friend, hey, I loved the part when such and such happened, and their friend would be all, huh? And then they would say they didn't like the such and such, and the first friend would be all, what? And then they'd each have to see it again to figure out what's going on. And then they'd compare notes and be all, oohhhhh, now I get it!!!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 June 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

Pulling that on a mass-scale release would be fantastic.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Monday, 4 June 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

that would've been cool a couple decades or more ago, but you know the internet would suck all the fun and excitement out of that in about a day now (xpost)

kel ler/pharmacists (some dude), Monday, 4 June 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

wld rate this abt as highly as The Thing prequel

Ward Fowler, Monday, 4 June 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

Would it still be bad if it were not a sequel to alien, if there was no first alien movie to compare it to?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 June 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

yes

Number None, Monday, 4 June 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

So, is it:

Alien > Aliens > Prometheus > Alien 3 > Alien Resurrection?

or

Alien > Aliens > Alien 3 > Prometheus > Alien Resurrection?

or *gasp*

Alien > Aliens > Alien 3 > Alien Resurrection > Prometheus?

StanM, Monday, 4 June 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

everything i have seen indicates it will be ridiculous

i sort of started tuning out when i saw the doughnut-shaped alien ship bearing down on noomi like a wagon wheel

the late great, Monday, 4 June 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

i am gonna set an arbitrary deadline at 50 ballots

"50 ballotz stands for 1 ballot from every state of the USA, all them ballotz would be stronger than every weapon, if they would be united - THUG LIFE"

the late great, Monday, 4 June 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

oops

the late great, Monday, 4 June 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

it works here, too

WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Monday, 4 June 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

I thought for sure this had opened in the US already. Hype Machine must be blown up.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 June 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

Alien Resurrection is great, fuiud

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 4 June 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

ok, switch Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection around if you're that way inclined, I don't mind. :-)

StanM, Monday, 4 June 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

Now I'm curious how this movie can be so terrible. Is it Transformers terrible, or just terrible because of missed potential? Like, is it inept or just too ambitious?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 June 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

What was the deal w guy pearce's makeup in this movie

just sayin, Monday, 4 June 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

He was cheaper than an actual old guy I suppose.

StanM, Monday, 4 June 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

resurrection was better than this, because it was just dumb and played dumb. might help answer your question too josh.

agree with number none on this- this movie doesn't work at all independently of hype or relation to any other movies, it just doesn't make any sense in and of itself

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 4 June 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

Again, I'm finding myself in the same boat as I was with Dark Shadows. This isn't bad enough to earn the glory of being a great bad movie.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Monday, 4 June 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

I really liked this, although I've only seen Aliens (years ago and wasn't moved). There are some majorly daft rmde moments but by the end it's just rollicking great fun.

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

this was ok i guess. my first 3D film!

+ one particular scene is can't-turn-away-even-though-every-instinct-is-recoiling gripping, and if i was a female it might have actually traumatised me
+ one line from the captain is v amusing
+ michael fassbender is amazing
+ the charlize theron character is interesting
+ blah blah blah impressive cgi stops you falling asleep at least though i think i don't really "get" special effects as a replacement for plot and dialogue and characterisation

- almost nothing of consequence actually happens. there are setpieces but even i, who am not that familiar w/the alien series and have not been following the prometheus hype much, was not actually surprised by a single thing about it
- it doesn't engage with big or deep questions lol. i mean you can say the actual words "who are we and where do we come from" but that doesn't make it deep
- noomi rapace character way less interesting than charlize theron
- as per every blockbuster it misses a ton of tricks that could've made it more interesting or tense in more then a basic way. the two final survivors having to talk to each other and work together, for instance
- characterisation didn't go anywhere deep enough - the android is the most complex character ffs, for all that it purported to ask "why?" about everything nothing is ACTUALLY EXPLAINED EVER, half the characters' motivation may as well be completely random

just a really average film basically

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

you should see alien, the first one, it is lean and wicked

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

^ speaketh the gospel.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

- it doesn't engage with big or deep questions lol. i mean you can say the actual words "who are we and where do we come from" but that doesn't make it deep
- or all that it purported to ask "why?" about everything nothing is ACTUALLY EXPLAINED EVER, half the characters' motivation may as well be completely random

LINDELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

I don't regret my time watching it, but it is mostly bobbins. A friend made the interesting point that a lot of the set up is very similar to Aliens vs Predators, which is odd not least because this was put on hold (while still a twinkle in HR Giger's eye) so AvP could be made.

Lex hugely OTM about nothing consequential or surprising happening. Also the dialogue went out of its way to ensure this (drinking at the space-billiard table probably the worst of this), and the last scene (might be after the credits, I don't remember) seems to have been hammered in to underline certain connections for the really dim.

But yeah - I would recommend people to go see it EG cheap at the Prince Charles in 2D.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

it doesn't engage with big or deep questions lol. i mean you can say the actual words "who are we and where do we come from" but that doesn't make it deep

tempted to put this post above my writing/drawing desk in perpetuo

but he go's to a resturang and then die in a toilet (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

worst/dumbest scene/dialogue was pearce/theron imo, but there were several contenders- preamble to scientist sexy times was especially painful

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

Not deep you say!?

And I know it’s horribly obnoxious to say “You need to see the movie a couple of times in order to truly appreciate it”, but I do feel like it was designed that way and there are little things that seem like a throw-away on first viewing.

For example, when they do the carbon gating on the dead engineer and realise he has been dead for 2000 years then you wonder about when, 2000 years ago, the Engineers decided to wipe us out. What happened 2000 years ago? Is there any correlation with what happened on the earth 2000 years ago and this decision that was already in motion? Could a sequel start in that time period and contextualize what we did to piss these beings off?

I think it’s a very interesting question to leave dangling. Is it a loose end? Yeah, probably. But it’s probably what sends you to the pub after the movie and has you arguing with your friends as to what you think it might mean.

Number None, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

rmde

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

Alien 5: SPACE JESUS

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

questions also left open for the two sequels apparently in the pipeline

DG, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

unless the appalling word of mouth on this scuppers those plans

Number None, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

in the past, that has stopped nothing!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

WAS JESUS A PREDATOR

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

*mind explodes, quits job, changes user name*

but he go's to a resturang and then die in a toilet (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

tbh i'm resigned to this film being poo but i know i'm going to end up seeing it anyway if only to pull it to pieces

DG, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

in Alien Russia, film pulls you to pieces!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

^ already a better plot than this POS

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

we should totally write the jesus-predator-alien sequel, I'm sure we can pitch a better treatment than this Lindeloff guy

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

as someone who frequently leaves cinemas seething with rage at slapdash insulting blockbuster tripe, i agree with p much everyone's criticisms but i had a decent time anyway and don't particularly regret going.

(altho saying that, this was also my first 3d screening and it felt more like a ride than anything tbh, the sensory overload made it weirdly difficult to track narrative and characterization on the fly as you usually would)

r|t|c, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

almost feel like they couldve just about gotten away with something if they'd had even the slightest bit of interesting dialogue with awoken titan guy at the end, but no, hulk smash, rip fassbender head off zzzz

r|t|c, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

yeah rtc nailed it wide the ride analogy for 3D, seeing avatar was kind of like being on a pirates of the caribbean type ghost train

the late great, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

so the alien giant dude is like big angry frankenstein, jeez this keeps sounding worse and worse

the late great, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

walking home after v disorientating too, like here's a car coming right at me oh wait ok this will actually hit me won't it

r|t|c, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

in the past, that has stopped nothing!

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall),

this is bouncing around in my skull as an arnie taunt from terminator

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

man, not to be all yank-centric but could we at least go gentle on the spoilers until this thing is released in the US for like a day?

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

from what i can gather there aren't any spoilers unless you've somehow avoided all the trailers and promo gubbins

DG, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

well there was the part where the alien ship rolls down the hill like a wagon wheel and noomi runs along the top of it like as the alien is chasing her

the late great, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

p. sure that the normal line in these situations is 'avoid the movie thread once the movie's released if you don't want spoilers'

but

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

SPOILER

the android did it

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

SPOILER

they fly at u face

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

SPOILER

this is shit

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

Another question: is this pretty much bad from the get-go, or does it only dawn upon you when the credits roll how terrible it has been? Thinking of "Lost" here, which for all its ups and downs could have gone either way until the last ep, which some folks (like me) felt invalidated and retro-shittified much of what came before it.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

I'm hardly the Chief of Credibility Police w.r.t movies like this, but (REAL SPOILER ALERT if you care) those crunches Noomi has to do throughout the last quarter of the movie are kind of OTT considering her emergency C-section.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

SPOILERZ

almost feel like they couldve just about gotten away with something if they'd had even the slightest bit of interesting dialogue with awoken titan guy at the end, but no, hulk smash, rip fassbender head off zzzz

ikr, so much mystique about Our Creators and it's just this giant monster. no ANSWERS even on the film's own terms.

also wtf @ saving Vickers and Shaw and then instead of that leading to, idk, some dialogue between two of the film's opposite poles...one of them just gets squashed.

the self-C-section scene was the most intense thing though.

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

the 3D bit i appreciated most was the shirtless-right-in-the-camera scene, quite glad they didn't have a full-on 3D sex scene though

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

Hah, I spent the whole movie wondering if I'd seen him in any other movies and, if not, why. Back curves in 3D were v nice.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

Another question: is this pretty much bad from the get-go, or does it only dawn upon you when the credits roll how terrible it has been?

first 40 mins are pretty good, deserve a better what-seemed-like-300-mins

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

I would've absolutely hated it if they'd actually managed to get Into Serious Dialog with the titan. As far as it goes I thought he was perfectly reasonable - clearly none of you have ever seen me before my first coffee of the morning.

Also rmde at we have discovered that they have advanced holograms, which they seem to use mainly for exposition.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

{David is awestruck. The wind picks up. In the air the huge image of the Space Jockey is forming from the clouds. He appears to be walking from the stars. The image is ghostly at first, but steadily gains color and coherence.}

Space Jockey: Humans ...
Michael Fassbender: Father?
Space Jockey: Humans, you have forgotten me.
Michael Fassbender: No. How could we?
Space Jockey: You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, human. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.

the late great, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

HEY ROGER MEXICO STOP READING THIS THREAD NOW, MAYBE GO WALK IN THE PARK OR SOMETHING.

But yeah to go back to my first sentence, I did really enjoy watching it while I was watching it, it was very creepy in its own way (like all of the Alien films have been) - the revived head, the eye worms, the rippling fluids, the snake, the emergency operation - I might say it was very Cronenberg if I had, er, watched more Cronenberg.

It was really well *made* in general, and then there'll be something like a zombie for no reason.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

Space Jockey - Hello, Noomi.

Noomi - Who are you?

Space Jockey - I am the Space Jockey. I created the matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.

the late great, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

it's odd how Ridley's career seems to reflect Lucas's - early groundbreaking success, followed by string of utter shit, eventual acceptance of franchise legacy, churns out successful yet shitty "prequels" in the interest of resolving "unanswered questions" from originals, legacy secured.

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

i remain stoked for the silliness

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

Ah no, I'd have said that Lucas is more early success - franchise me up! - string of shit prequels. His legacy would have stood up a lot better if he'd stopped 20 years ago - whereas even now, Ridley Scott's still the guy who made Alien and Blade Runner. No-one's wondering "what if he made more films", because he's made more films already.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

nah Lucas was really bitter about being saddled with the legacy of Star Wars for much of the 80s/90s and he produced/wrote plenty of stuff post-Jedi it's just that all of it was fucking terrible. It wasn't until the mid-90s when he was finally like "fine, I guess this is what I was put on this earth to do, make Star Wars movies!"

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Whaa? His movie writing credentials* from 84-98 are the middle two Indy movies, Willow and Radioland Murders. That's not really either overpacked or shameful (NB I have never seen Radioland Murders. Or Willow). He's executive producer on a bunch of stuff, but I'm not sure how much credit I'd give him for, say, Powasqqatsi.

* okay, from Wikipedia

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

Willow is great

WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

The Dualists!

Actually, were it not for Thelma and Louise and gladiator, I bet the lustre would have long faded.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

Willow and Last Crusade are fucking horrible

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

and one of the reasons Lucas didn't make more stuff in that period (aside from being a talentless hack) was that he was paralyzed with fear about not being able to function as a filmmaker outside of the Star Wars universe. he definitely resented the shadow it cast over his career. success can be limiting.

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't seen Willow since i was kid. Last Crusade is perfectly enjoyable though

Number None, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

Nah, Shakey's right, Last Crusade is dull at best.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

Oh lord no, Last Crusade is the second-best of them.

xp - but he'd already been setting up the universe and the franchise - he also wrote two Ewok movies for TV in the mid 80s, he didn't seem to be exactly conflicted about what it is he's known for.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sure the Ewok movies are long overdue for re-evaluation

Number None, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

Guh, going to just start a poll on this to end the discussion once and for all.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

look I'm just going by a) Lucas' actual track record, b) things Lucas has said publically and c) things people who work with Lucas have told me

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

Willow is great

poxen, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

d) things Lucas says to me in the mirror

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

jesus christ publically? what's wrong with me

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

Which of the Indiana Jones sequels is the best?

Björk lied (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

Admire Shakey's restraint in not blaming Spielberg for anything wrong "Last Crusade."

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

lol there's plenty of blame to go around!

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

Came to this as a fan of Alien, a massive fan of Aliens and with some love for both the others. I enjoyed it pretty much all the way through (7ish of 10 I guess), and if nothing else the immaculate fx, interiors and <cough> mise en scène lifted it above standard fayre. Wld agree with the sketchy characterisation and script being a let down, although Rapace and (esp) Fassbender gave it their all; the early stuff with Fassbender just padding about and bleaching his hair etc was terrific. It also felt nice to see an actual sci-fi film rendered with flair as opposed to horror/thriller/other masquerading as sci-fi - made me think that if any of the Iain M Banks' Culture (or related) books ever make it to the screen they could do much worse than give Ridley a shot, the look of this and esp. Chris Foss style vistas and ships would be a great fit for The Culture.

that mustardless plate (Bill A), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

i have spent most of the last 24 hours talking about this movie and how dreadful it was- in a way that makes it better value than a movie i saw, liked and forgot.

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Saturday, June 2, 2012 7:47 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this and lex's summary otm.

after a decent first 30 minutes it stumbles into cheap cider levels of incoherence. until by the end the script is laughable. favourite lol was the conjunction of noomi, the holdall and fassbender.

plot stuff happening for no discernible reason and having no relevance to subsequent events.

theron's character could be edited out and the film would make no less sense.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 06:59 (eleven years ago) link

seeing this in 1.5 hrs, am nervous

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 07:49 (eleven years ago) link

it's okay man, just remind yourself aliens aren't real

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 07:58 (eleven years ago) link

but they are, they're US. woo mind blown

it's a very enjoyable film

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 08:01 (eleven years ago) link

it's pish.

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 08:21 (eleven years ago) link

there's a line in the trailer with one of the characters that is going to die at some point actually asking vickers "is there some kind of agenda you're not telling us about"

the question i keep asking myself about this is, how dumb would it actually have to be for me to not enjoy it

thomp, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 08:21 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, i don't really expect insight from big dumb object stories. i don't know that i necessarily need this to be any cleverer than 'cube', even.

"like a ride" actually sounds kind of hopeful

thomp, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 08:27 (eleven years ago) link

it's spectacularly dumb.

SPOILERY questions...

why would you *not* want to take guns into a completely unknown alien environment?

why were they so keen to breathe the possibly microbe or virus infested air?

why was the one guy in charge of mapping the one guy who got lost?

why was the biologist so keen to shake hands with an alien organism which he had no idea how hostile or dangerous it might be?

why didn't the ship have a self-contained quarantible med bay?

why would you make a state of the art med pod just for men?

why would you fit one into a part of the ship occupied by a woman?

basically why was almost everyone in this film inconceivably stupid, reckless, and foolhardy? i lost count at the number of times i rmde at someone's elementary idiocy.

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 08:29 (eleven years ago) link

what were we even supposed to think about the charlize and guy pearce big reveal-o towards the end anyway, like it was semi-obvious, had no bearing on the story really (perhaps the shallowest general analogy about man and his "creation" idk?) and in any case the characters were both so two-dimensional no one cared anyway

LINDELOF THIS IS ALL YOUR DIRTY MARK I WILL KILL U SOMEDAY 4REALS

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 08:45 (eleven years ago) link

otm, i was all "eh? is that a big reveal? are we meant to care?"

also did elba & theron get it on, or what?

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 08:50 (eleven years ago) link

also also why did fassbender do (the bad thing), or are we meant to wait for the sequel to find out?

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 08:51 (eleven years ago) link

elba as well, what exactly was his motivation for his (and his crew's) ultimate sacrifice beyond i am a cool black guy who listens to music

he barely even engages with rapace (and indeed the entire expedition) throughout the film and then suddenly gets noble heroic on her briefest say-so

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 08:54 (eleven years ago) link

i think what i'm most pissed off about though, and yeah this is a big SPOILER for anyone who still cares, is that they made the space jockey into a goddamned scooby doo villain. it's just a guy in a mask!

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 08:56 (eleven years ago) link

SPOILER

Did I miss a second engineer waking up, or did I just not care by that point to try and make any sense out of this mess? How come there was one in the escape module, and then presumably another one sitting in the space jockey chair?

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link

They really are rubbish scientists, on the other hand one of the things that tickled me about it is that unlike the previous films where the company is evil because it's an amoral moneymaking machine, here it's just foolish because it's the toy of one old scared man. So it makes sense that he would pick people who didn't really know what they were doing because he likes their gumption.

Motivation for ultimate sacrifice = there is a ton of bioweapons heading for Earth? Where he keeps his other accordions.

Elba does have the scene earlier where he rants about how we absolutely must not let any of these aliens back anywhere near earth, though he is in fairness talking to Rapace who is visibly thinking "I understand that you are very agitated about this, but I have just had to invent something I like to call 'Super-abortion with extra helpings of shite' so it may be safe to assume that I am down with this".

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 09:50 (eleven years ago) link

Haha "Yeah, we were really surprised that we got the commission to go to the stars on a whim, but after he watched us fuck he was totally fine with it"

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 09:52 (eleven years ago) link

OK, to answer my own question, I've looked it up and this is on a different planet from the other films.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 09:52 (eleven years ago) link

that's for fuckin sure

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 10:11 (eleven years ago) link

i can't wait for this thread's spoiler status to be confirmed, there is so much stupid shit in this movie posing as profound shit that it feels like my brain needs lancing of it, it must be mocked and ridiculed until i find peace

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

<i>that's for fuckin sure</i>

haha, very good.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 10:25 (eleven years ago) link

Thinking about it again, I'm even more pissed off with the broader problem that the scooby doo space jockey is just a symptom of - it's all about us. The best SF imo is about the other, about the mysteries of the all mysterious universe. Things don't revolve around us and if we ever discover anything else out there it's not gonna be some giant surrogate lookalike dadgod - we already have a perfectly serviceable theory of evolution thx - and nor would i want it to be. Ok I wouldn't exactly want to stumble across an original giger alien either, but it's a perfect example of the idea that what we might find out there is not going to be familiar, and is certainly not going to have any shared history.

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 10:32 (eleven years ago) link

Seriously, we should should be allowed let loose with the SPOILERS at this point

Another question, why the hell would you not tell members of the team for a mission that cost 1 TRILLION DOLLARS where they were going and what their mission was? Surely you would want them to be briefed to the fullest possible extent, rather than having a geologist who acts like a complete psycho, a biologist who treats an obviously dangerous alien lifeform like a playful kitten etc.

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

I am considering everything after my missive to Roger to be spoiler town.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

Scott said, "NASA and the Vatican agree that [it is] almost mathematically impossible that we can be where we are today without there being a little help along the way... That’s what we’re looking at [in the film], at some of Erich von Däniken’s ideas of how did we humans come about."[78]

why haven't i seen this quote before? ok because i was avoiding reading anything about the film. but wtffffff? nasa dispute evolution? really? and who gives a shit what the vatican think? FUCK YOU RIDLEY SCOTT EVEN MORE THAN LINDELOF

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

NASA, for funding purposes, agree that...

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

i can't wait for this thread's spoiler status to be confirmed, there is so much stupid shit in this movie posing as profound shit that it feels like my brain needs lancing of it, it must be mocked and ridiculed until i find peace

― irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 11:12 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

i have to go back to my original point that i feel nowhere near as scandalised by this film than some of the other trash that ilx/general public has seemingly humoured. let's have mission impossible 4 or thor for starters

fuck i mean if you think even nolan's batmen are that much better than this you're on some delusory notions imo

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 10:43 (eleven years ago) link

They're not as pompous, though. Mission Impossible 4 is really clear about not being much more than 4 hi-tech capers in a row.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link

did Thor have a big following on here? It's certainly much more aware of its own ridiculousness than this ponderous mess. And MI:4 does exactly what you'd expect and does it quite well. Probably not a good idea to invoke Christopher Nolan's name though

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

i have raged against nolan's batmen (mans?) tbh, both hugely cool, hugely ambitious, hugely stupidly overplotted movies

But they were fun. This veered a lot further towards frustration at a wasted budget/opportunity

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

I wouldn't consider the Batmeng equal - I will still happily rewatch The Dark Knight for plotting + Joker, whereas Batman Begins is surely one of the most superfluous movies in history - if they wanted to recap it in TDK (and they didn't) they could have just stuck up a card saying "Bruce Wayne is Batman. You know, Batman".

But I imagine there is already a thread for this.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link

comparisons to thor or mi4 aren't fair- who takes that shit seriously? i'd argue that not even the makers of those movies would rep for them as big, serious, 'profound' epics that speak to us of our times like scott is claiming (and, tbh, the movie claims for itself at every turn) prometheus does, or nolan vies for with batmens.

Note- even ignoring the pseudoprofundity and pomposity- if prometheus were only aimed at popcorn lols forget it immediately thrills n shits it would still be a bad movie, it just mightn't irk so much- it's not as good as eg the mummy or w/e on this level

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 11:29 (eleven years ago) link

tbh it didn't help having the "omg they actually want to kill us all" twist explicitly revealed in the very first trailer. but even with that intact, yeah it was just too messy and vague.

the fey monster (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 11:34 (eleven years ago) link

It's kind of fascinating to me that none of these spoilers are making any sense to me, having kept myself more or less in the dark about the film's details. I'm impressed!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

seeing it won't change that much

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link

fuck i mean if you think even nolan's batmen are that much better than this you're on some delusory notions imo

Real talk.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

Nolan should have called the sequel "Batmen," and the one this summer "Batmen II."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

"Batmen, Too!"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

Tag: We are all Batmen.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

well if you believe some of the rumours, the new one could legitimately be called "Batmen"

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

Turns out Batmen are our Gods.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

Caught a showing in Seoul this afternoon. There were a few bits that worked, either as scares or not-too-blatant exposition, but for the most part it was really airheaded. Also some very poor editing/handling of concurrent action in the middle third.

Millsner, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

SPOILERS

why would you *not* want to take guns into a completely unknown alien environment?
You get the idea that this is the first-ever alien environment, and they're supposed to be hippy-dippy types off to meet their makers, no?

why were they so keen to breathe the possibly microbe or virus infested air?
See above. I mean, I handwaved this one away as "required for movie", but could probably stretch this out into "they think they're in heaven and are all excited about standing on the first life-supporting world not Earth"

why was the one guy in charge of mapping the one guy who got lost?
Because the mapping relied on the link to the ship, which was actually doing the mapping

why was the biologist so keen to shake hands with an alien organism which he had no idea how hostile or dangerous it might be?
Yeah, I got nothing here.

why didn't the ship have a self-contained quarantible med bay?
It did, no? That's where they put the exploding head.

why would you make a state of the art med pod just for men?
It's built for Guy Pearce, basically.

why would you fit one into a part of the ship occupied by a woman?
Because that part of the ship is actually to be Guy Pearce's, once he wakes up.

stet, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

it was a ONE TRILLION DOLLAR mission

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

they think they're in heaven

yeah i don't buy this, they may have been people of strong faith expecting to meet their makers but i would guess they were still pretty clear about this being an encounter on a real unknown alien world and not some airy fairy hippy dippy paradise.

It did, no? That's where they put the exploding head.

it didn't have its own airlock, hence the human torch act. not exactly self contained.

Because that part of the ship is actually to be Guy Pearce's, once he wakes up.

ok but then why not pack theron in with the rest of the crew? oh because they had to have some non-secret justification for having that module, grand piano et al. so needlessly complicated!

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

and you could say "people in movies they be stupid" but i'm sorry my anal standards of movie realism expect scientists on a ONE TRILLION DOLLAR mission to be slightly smarter than highschoolers on a weekend break.

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

Perhaps then you're seeing the wrong movies.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

this clearly has pretensions to be "smart" sci-fi though

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

if they start making the right ones i will watch them.

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno, there appears to be a religious component to this, and there's a lot of money to be found there. If someone was trying to raise funds for a mission to heaven, they'd get a trillion dollars pretty quickly. That's why cults exists.

(Religious component being the sole spoiler here that really has me understanding why so many are calling bullshit on this movie.)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

one trillion's not gonna be that much, by then. this is a shoestring operation by a crazy old guy. like how many mercenary geologists are there, anyway? I want to see that guy's papers.

stet, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

was it ever explained why david infected the hot guy?

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

nope. i'm guessing that's one of the things they left open for the sequels i'm already hotly anticipating.

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

You get the idea that this is the first-ever alien environment, and they're supposed to be hippy-dippy types off to meet their makers, no?

this is a shoestring operation by a crazy old guy

Those ideas don't quite add up though. Weyland Corp already has its 'Building Better Worlds' tagline and some of the Prometheus crew reference terraforming, as if people have gone to alien worlds many times already (though admittedly the idea that we'd be doing that by 2093 is optimistic at best).

Jeff W, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think it was even left open for a sequel. I think they just came up with the idea for the surgery scene and had to shoehorn it in somehow

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

was it ever explained why david infected the hot guy?

So his hybrid would impregnate Lisbeth with the rapid-growth jellyfish.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but why re: that as well then!

also after Shaw gave herself the C-section and stumbled around in her pants covered in blood and sweat why did no one think to, you know...ask her why? and did she just forget she left the alien thing hanging out on the surgery table?

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

Forget it lex, it's Prometheus

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

She thought she'd killed it in the disinfectant process.

David's agenda was to find the elixir of life for pearce, I think. So he was trying out the goo (at the time they thought this was the seed for human life, I think) to see what happened. And if he died, no problem, because he was a douche to him anyway.

stet, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sorry my anal standards of movie realism expect scientists on a ONE TRILLION DOLLAR mission to be slightly smarter than highschoolers on a weekend break.

I suffered similarly.

Millsner, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

xpost to Lex: Because Fassbender saw Peter O'Toole do it in Lawrence of Arabia.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

Eh, all of the previous movies have "Let's interact with alien stuff" as a terrible idea followed by fules, I am not that bothered with this being the case here.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

they do at least take guns with them in the first two (tho obv give them up in the second one which is pretty dumb)

DG, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

It's 2093 or whatever, by then "ONE TRILLION DOLLARS" will be delivered in a Mr Evil voice and your little pinky extended.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

Or even a Dr Evil voice.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

but cmere

Lisbet kicked the shit out of two crew members before being chased into the med chamber and locking them out.

She then did that thing, taking about ten minutes.

Then she wanders out covered in blood.

Then she's all just chillin with pilot, nbd, several ppl have died in a mutant melee on the deck, nbd, any news with yourself? Naaaw, nbd

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

robofass contaminates sciencedude for lulz and cos he doesn't like him. robofass seems to be relatively certain that this is not likely to be a benign act of human superpower elixir donation, so the 'trying it out for papa pearce' doesn't rly wash.

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

it seems like something that could pretty easily backfire against the whole mission, not just the crew but his own chances for survival & return to earth. but maybe his cold robot brain really doesn't care about even that.

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

nah, doing it for the badness doesn't wash with getting him to say he'd do absolutely anything to find out the truth first

stet, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

Eh, all of the previous movies have "Let's interact with alien stuff" as a terrible idea followed by fules

but the crew in Alien was a transport crew with zero knowledge of or even interest in aliens - which is presumably why they were selected by Evilcorp to stumble on it in the first place; they'd be dumb enough to break quarantine and let it on the ship

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

rly this had jumped the intergalactic shark before then tbh. the 'introduction to all our various scientists of differing lol personalities' scene could have come out of an 'alien movie' spoof

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

if idris and charlize get it on i'm back on board

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

off screen, pretty ludicrously tbh

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

I was a bit weirded out that the operation involved cutting deep into someone and then just stapling up the top layer - I'm pretty sure that's not a good idea.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

as mentioned upthread she was doing pretty well with all the abdominal crunching so she must have been fiiiiiiiine.

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

no it was sound, sure wasn't she jumping about the fucking place within ten minutes

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

off screen, pretty ludicrously tbh

whats ludicrous is that it's off screen amirite

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

off to see this later, stoked for the opprobrium

meanwhile lindelof blabbers: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/prometheus-damon-lindelof-sequel-ridley-scott-paradise-332875

DG, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

nahwhamsayyn

But ya charlize is crazy/hot in this

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

what's more ludicrous is that none of the other crew seemed to notice, let alone ask, about her condition. oh, and there was a presumed dead squid-foetus in the medbay. it seems like elba and his two no-name assistants on the bridge must have been busy playing parchesi all day, since they never bothered to keep up with goings-on aboard his ship. am I to believe there's no CCTV or warning systems monitoring everything that happens aboard?

Millsner, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

charlize is crazy/hot in everything ... except monster where she's just crazy, i guess

the late great, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

also hilarious was theron's hardass speech that begin the mission, since she had dick-all influence on the crew once they got beyond the "let's charge headfirst into an alien installation on a strange planet" phase. most of them seemed like they didn't even have any job to do other than wander and gape at strange stuff.

Millsner, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

lol weren't you ever on a school tour

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

I did in fairness like Beardie Geologist's recognition of his fifth-wheelness.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

somebody spent a month recreating the trailer with paper:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KIgNinx_G_U

Darin, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

it could have been worse i suppose

Movies.com: You throw religion and spirituality into the equation for Prometheus, though, and it almost acts as a hand grenade. We had heard it was scripted that the Engineers were targeting our planet for destruction because we had crucified one of their representatives, and that Jesus Christ might have been an alien. Was that ever considered?

RS: We definitely did, and then we thought it was a little too on the nose. But if you look at it as an “our children are misbehaving down there” scenario, there are moments where it looks like we’ve gone out of control, running around with armor and skirts, which of course would be the Roman Empire. And they were given a long run. A thousand years before their disintegration actually started to happen. And you can say, “Lets’ send down one more of our emissaries to see if he can stop it. Guess what? They crucified him.

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

paper preview is great. maybe i'll just watch it again and skip the film. ridley scott is a doofus.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

Worse? That would've pushed it into the great beyond of awful. Too bad; could've been all time.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

Would've loved to see them holographically recreate insanely muscled, big headed Jesus doing sermon on the mount.

Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

this was an inconsequential&confused hybrid of a v generic alien instalment & a half-arsed 2001-type anthropocentric bit of space pondering.

the anthropocentrism cld have made an interesting film - fassbender as smithers was probably the best thing in this, esp pottering about on his lonesome in space practising one-liners doing his hair - but the ideas behind all this were vapid, they were barely there; it was impossible to share the archaeologist's enthusiasm, it wld have been better if they were fans of the original alien film. yr sat in a cinema glazing over as ppl say MEET YR MAKER over&over, a completely underwhelming climax unfolds w/ the borderline unwatchable old man who wants to live forever, & you realise that charlize theron was totally pointless.

quite pleasant to watch tho, v pretty shiny tundra. wld have been better as an interstellar food poisoning film or something

ogmor, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

^ the review that they don't want you to read

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

The theological component of this is giving me serious pause. I mean, I'm going to see it, but it looks like a $5 matinee, 2D special to me.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

xposts : wow! That was both the greatest and onliest paper trailer I've ever seen!

StanM, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

xxxpost: again, LINDELOOOOOOF!

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

is this movie anything like Event Horizon? it looks like it from teh trailers.

piscesx, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

why didn't they just get an old guy to play weyland

༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

It's not as relentlessly creepy as Event Horizon. It's very well done but not particularly frightening. xp

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

One thing that puzzles me after having watched it is. How long was there between the scene of Shaw and David(in 2 parts) are seen descending from the crashed ship and taking off in the other one?
Long enough to jettison a cargo? Or am I missing something, thinking that other ships on this base had similar cargoes?
Like what is on the ship that Shaw has just placed in play to create more hassle across the universe?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

was it ever explained why david infected the hot guy?

― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Wednesday, June 6, 2012 2:57 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thought it was & that was how come Shaw who has an emotional scene about her inability to get pregnant became impregnated with the starfish monster thing.
Trying to think if that was another variation introduced in this film. I thought he birth of the Giger alien was a lot more direct than having to go through 2 stages before emerging. Also that it emerged at an earlier stage in its development in the original, it bursts out of John Hurt's stomach looking about 12" long and very phallic. It seems to be adult at birth in this film.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

this is truly one of the worst films i have ever seen, for real

i mean i was loling at the horrible bits *and so was everyone else in the cinema*

DG, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

ha this film wasn't nearly as good as event horizon, make of that what you will

DG, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

fassbender as smithers was probably the best thing in this, esp pottering about on his lonesome in space practising one-liners doing his hair

I could have watched a lot more of that. Lonely android in cool ship.

What bugs me is that RIdley Scott MADE Alien, he was intimately involved in the film, and yet he obviously has no real idea about why it works. At least half a dozen ILXers, myself included, have a better feel for his own creation than he does. That's depressing.

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

people get old

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

What bugs me is that RIdley ScottGeorge Lucas MADE Alien Star Wars, he was intimately involved in the film, and yet he obviously has no real idea about why it works

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

in fairness to Ridley though, he was clearly trying to make a different kind of film here. He just failed at it miserably

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

lonely android bit just reminded me of moon

DG, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

or, y'know, 2001

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

specifically moon cos of the dicking about nature of his activities

"i watched your dreams" - would get an instant whack in the cyber-nads in my book

DG, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

"I watched your dreams. There was a Patrick Wilson cameo!"

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

"i watched your dreams. it was like a christopher nolan film or something"

DG, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

"also, what the fuck happened to your English accent?"

Number None, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

"all these civilisations, on different continents, centuries apart. they all agreed prometheus sucked"

DG, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

I saw this twice within 24 hours, and would see it again in a heartbeat. Love it. It's like Forbidden Planet mixed with Star Trek: the Motion Picture and a selection of front covers from 1970s SF novels. The plot doesn't make one lick of sense but it looks like what I always hope sci-fi movies would look, but never, ever actually do.

DavidM, Thursday, 7 June 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

are you David the android from the movie?

Number None, Thursday, 7 June 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

it's nothing like either of those films, it's like appalling internet fanfic

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

I did enjoy how it looked a lot, mostly, even if it unnecessarily emphasises the tech-level disconnect between this and the Alien movies.

But I would also propose a new law: if you don't understand how DNA works, you're not allowed to use it in a SF script.

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 June 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

What bugs me is that RIdley Scott MADE Alien

Yeah, but Ridley Scott didn't write Alien, or Prometheus.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 June 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha DG

the late great, Thursday, 7 June 2012 05:42 (eleven years ago) link

Ebert 4 stars, GK thinks it's the shit

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Thursday, 7 June 2012 05:45 (eleven years ago) link

This was very silly.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 June 2012 05:45 (eleven years ago) link

Saw this last night, really wasn't sure what to make of it. I've avoided reading reviews/this thread, so sorry if I'm trotting out recieved wisdom, but is the consensus that it's a pretty cool, if flawed, sci-fi flick that'd seem 'better' if it wasn't related to the Alien series in any way?

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 7 June 2012 08:34 (eleven years ago) link

consensus is that it's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 7 June 2012 08:45 (eleven years ago) link

haha ledge, I've been tempted to type exactly that several times. Adding merely "(with Aliens)".

Jeff W, Thursday, 7 June 2012 09:47 (eleven years ago) link

random bits:

"the DNA is identical!" - yes, that's why i'm 9ft tall with jet black eyes, did wonder

"they were going to destroy us and then they changed their mind" - dunno, baldie was well up for some genocide until captain stringer saved the day, and they would have done it as planned had they not all been killed by whatever enigmatic creature (convenient holo-CCTV doesn't record what it is eh) punched holes in their head. what could it be?????????

"i deserve an explanation" - probably not going to be much of a sequel if they visit the aliens and its 2 hours of "ask him about this" "klaatu barada blah blah"

music was hilariously bad. infected dude looks in mirror, sees something icky... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. "isn't that how your father died? ebola?" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (i loled)

pro tip: when running from a big rolling thing, try to run perpendicular to it, you may not get squished

the security for the ships' control centre is a flute? a fucking flute? the melody conveniently played back for all to see? might as well get david to translate the glyphs and find out that there is a password, and it is 'password'

the medical pod is men only? not enough hard drive space for female anatomy? and yeah, as pretty much everyone can guess, you don't really get up to much after a c-section, certainly not doing action hero shit only to pause and go 'oooh' occasionally. i thought the whole sequence was pretty tame really, not even as graphic as that episode of house where he gets jacked up on morphine and tries to fix his leg

all the monsters are crap. especially the alien at the end. it looks like something from the worst of the dark horse comics. purple is just not your colour honey

people are raving about robofass but he's just data from star trek really. and he doesn't look like o'toole, he looks like olivier!

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

i'm definitely blaming Lindelof for the flute

Number None, Thursday, 7 June 2012 09:52 (eleven years ago) link

ha this film wasn't nearly as good as event horizon, make of that what you will

― DG, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 22:20 (Yesterday) Permalink

EH was a much better idea.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:20 (eleven years ago) link

ahhhhh omg i forgot about the fkn flute

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:23 (eleven years ago) link

whole film not dissimilar to some bullshit dungeon in zelda come to think of it

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:26 (eleven years ago) link

come now, there is a fine tradition of wind instruments in sci-fi.

http://bandbent.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/second-doctor-patrick-troughton-2.jpg

http://images.wikia.com/en.futurama/images/5/5e/Holophonor.jpg

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:28 (eleven years ago) link

the 'engineers' look like right said fred so i suppose they should play a jam or two

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:45 (eleven years ago) link

I've just remembered one question I had that hasn't been asked yet. What was the purpose of the giant humanoid/engineer head in the chamber with all the jars (and as featured on the poster)?

Probably not important - all the characters in the movie ignore it too.

Jeff W, Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:50 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah and isn't there a blue glowing thing on a table? and i thought one of the crew looked at it all mysteriously and said "it's just another door" but i might have misheard.

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link

to confirm 'identical' dna - "we're them and they're us" (erm) - and inadvertent comedy special effect xp

he says it's another tomb

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

oh sorry you mean the sculpture head - no fucking idea, presumably engineers just like the look of themselves

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

xp ok that makes fractionally more sense.

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:59 (eleven years ago) link

yeah they're pissed off there's nothing there apart from penis snake and richard fairbrass in a really bad mood

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link

ok so does this movie actually feature the alien from the movie alien, y/n

thomp, Thursday, 7 June 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link

n

maybe its great grandad twice removed

in a tacked on scene at the end

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 7 June 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link

ehhhh i'll bet if there are sequels the crap alien at the end will be shown to be a mutant created by all the buggering about, or ignored entirely

something hunts the engineers, implants things in them and/or punches holes in their heads <- might be things in the proper alien films that do this iirc

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 11:30 (eleven years ago) link

Who is punching holes in whose head now?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 June 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

damon lindelof / the audience

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 12:23 (eleven years ago) link

for giant head in Prometheus, see giant foot in Lost

Number None, Thursday, 7 June 2012 12:29 (eleven years ago) link

I would recommend people to go see it EG cheap at the Prince Charles in 2D.

I would say the opposite (though it's definitely pricier)! See it at the BFI IMAX. It really does look amazing. I know all the people saying "it sucks but it looks great" is already tired, but it really is well put together - there's a really good mix of practical and CGI effects (where the CGI serves to support the practical stuff, rather than replace it); it's really well cut - you can actually follow the action in the busy scenes; some thought has gone into the 3D.

Don't get me wrong - this movie SUCKS, badly - but whereas so much of the big blockbuster stuff (not just Bay, but things like The Avengers, which is so overlit and flat and looks like a TV show) is so artless, it's kind of nice to see some big scale filmmaking. It's just unfortunately in the service of a really awful script.

I think there's probably a cut of this movie that could be made that removes all the tacked-on Lindeloftiness and results in a decent horror movie.

Walter Galt, Thursday, 7 June 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

2 dimensions of shite is enough for me

i don't think you can remove lindelof from the film - he is the production equivalent of the penis snake

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1238674026_lost-smoke-monster.gif

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 June 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

That was an animated smoke monster from "Lost."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 June 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

srsly disappointed in the Ebert review. Suggested rewrite:

Ridley Scott's "Prometheus" is a magnificent malodorous science-fiction film, all the more intriguing insipid because it raises (IDIOTIC AND POINTLESS) questions about the origin of human life and doesn't have the (WIT TO PROVIDE ANY INTERESTING) answers

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

really looking forward to the americans seeing this. we must have done about 300 posts at least slamming this crap - it'll be a bloodbath when they realise their god-king ebert is lying to them, it'll be like the end of the man who would be king

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think you can remove lindelof from the film

Which is funny, because you can see so vividly where he was ADDED to it. It's got the most visible rewrite seams of anything maybe ever! All the daddy issues/cheeseball faith vs. science spirituality stuff (stop trying to push this theme in sci fi!!!!!!!)... etc. etc...

Walter Galt, Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

Prepared to believe Scott had as much of a hand in that tawdry stuff, with his ridiculous Von Daniken namedropping.

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

My friend has a theory that a lot of sci fi and fantasy stuff push these religious themes because it's a CYA movie designed strictly to appeal to a broader audience. I mean, even Harry Potter celebrates Christmas, though of course Christmas has no meaning in the story's context. If these stories are going to err on the side of "there is no God!" vs. "look, God!" it's pretty easy to guess which one will get the $250 mil bankroll.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

enh - harry potter celebrates christmas because of a long history of HERE IS ALL THE FOOD scenes in british children's lit

doesn't 'life was seeded by space jockeys' err on the "there is no god" side of things

thomp, Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

I'm also not that certain that the Harry Potter universe has strong views on the meaninglessness of Christmas!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

All that matters is that it is there. It deflects the heretical magical elements by underscoring that, hey, Harry is Christian! (Not that that really worked, but still, maybe it worked for some)

I haven't seen this Alien movie yet, but like Harry Potter, I imagine as long as religion is in the mix somehow, it sates some of the faithful.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

thank you all for saving me $10

the late great, Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

Look, this film is flawed in many places, but it's great fun and great to look at and as long as you hang your anal coat up the door, there are japes to be had - okay?

My most grating problem was in the beginning scene where they find the cave paintings (on the Isle of Skye, lol), and the archaeologists are wearing clothes fresh for 2012 (Palestine scarves and that) even though it's supposed to be 2089.

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

Bad movies are their own animals. Often the films that actually bother me the most are the ones with potential that fall short for all sorts of reasons, and this sounds like one of them.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

there has to be a German word that describes the creeping nightmare sensation one gets upon reading phrases like "hang your anal coat up at the door"

WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

Metaphernenttäuschungsangst

thomp, Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

you don't really have to be "anal" to be exasperated at the 2 hour stream of inept dumbfuck idiocy that flies at u face

i say this as a veteran of ilx

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

Palestine scarves are not exactly a new thing, mr latin.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

i know, but the whole get up... it's like they went to Millets, and I understand they're tipping on the brink of administration these days...

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

I honestly noticed the same thing in that scene, palestine scarves and down jackets, was disappointed the filmmakers weren't aware of ultra thin down-free fabric tech already on the horizon. Much better than those anal coats too I hear.

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

at least we know in 2089 retro is still hip

the late great, Thursday, 7 June 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

are there no actors in hollywood sufficiently old to play an old man

༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Thursday, 7 June 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

"It's hard sci-fi"

http://io9.com/5916601/is-prometheus-anti+science-screenwriter-damon-lindelof-responds

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

I sort of always wondered, "Where did that thing come from? It's not really a practical organism if it needs a human to gestate. Was it invented by someone?"

damon lindelof bringing the hard science

thomp, Thursday, 7 June 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

i think the exact same cast should use the exact same sets and fx ppl and make a version of blindsight instead

thomp, Thursday, 7 June 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

"It's hard, sci-fi" / "It's hard-fi"

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 June 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

I sort of always wondered, "Where did that thing come from? It's not really a practical organism if it needs a human to gestate. Was it invented by someone?"

http://billtammeus.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515f9b69e20115702b02bc970c-800wi

the late great, Thursday, 7 June 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh @ discussion about pink after that interview (xxxxpost)

StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

WTF, xenomorph does not need a human to gestate. Any port in a storm, etc. (see dog alien in Alien 3).

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 June 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

I'm most definitively pro-science, but I think that the movie advances the idea that, "Can the two live along side each other?"

Intelligent design lol

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 June 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

i think it's safe to assume lindelof knows nothing about anything except how to pitch shaggy dog stories to bewildered old network / studio execs

DG, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

WTF, xenomorph does not need a human to gestate. Any port in a storm, etc. (see dog alien in Alien 3).

Exactly! Fucking idiot. THis is what I mean--people who don't GET the Alien films shouldn't be allowed to make them.

Fuck, why was I so enthusiastic? Of now 7 movies with Aliens in them, only 2 were genuinely great. I should have learned by now.

Also, really amazed at how much of the movie is in the trailer. I mean, almost the whole story is there.

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Friday, 8 June 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

Onion review is plenty negative for a B+. I guess the set design was enough to bump it up? But I mean:

The human element proves problematic, though, as the characters’ decisions are often foolish, even comically unbelievable. People in extreme situations often make poor choices, but Prometheus’ characters are routinely fundamentally incompetent in ways difficult to reconcile with their qualifications. Their disregard for common sense and their own safety tends to be distancing and frustrating, and lead to the feeling that they deserve what they get, much like the one-dimensional characters in slasher films who exist only to exhibit annoying behaviors, then get killed for viewers’ amusement.

Youch.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 June 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

the review in this weeks stranger is surprisingly positive, taking the film's existential ponderings very seriously and attributing the few shortcomings it identifies to the studio rather than the director. i sometimes get the feeling that paul constant sees himself as an advocate for science-fiction in general though. he sometimes seems almost comically unwilling to find fault in anything associated with the genre.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 8 June 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

eagerly awaiting Armond's review

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 June 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

slasher films + existential ponderings = prometheus

the late great, Friday, 8 June 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

^ otm

Millsner, Friday, 8 June 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

why did the star map point to the WMD planet and not somewhere more useful?

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Friday, 8 June 2012 05:29 (eleven years ago) link

ok so does this movie actually feature the alien from the movie alien, y/n

― thomp, Thursday, June 7, 2012 12:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The one that's born from an egg in that film through the hatching chamber of JOhn Hurt's body? Or the same species?
There is definitely one of the same species seen for about a minute towards the end. & hundreds more unhatched.

Oh yeah, just been reminded that somebody asked if there had been 2 space jockeys revived. I don't think the original Alien one had a time period specified and I'd assumed it might have dated back to their own time period. The Alien itself seems to be acknowledged as the ultimate weapon in this film so I'm assuming it was supposedly used more than once, especially considering the cargo unearthed in this one.
So, I'd think the body that the crew of the Nostromo found was entirely different to the one the crew of the Prometheus found.
Was thinking that it might not even be the same planet but then remembered that the crew in Prometheus found this planet by following a decribed grouping of planets. Thought somebody in this said that they were at a remote base because the engineers knew the danger of what they were handling. Still doesn't necessarily mean that the Nostromo was going to this planet. I thought the distress signal they followed had to be translated so wasn't necessarily the message from Shaw, thoug maybe what's being spoken on Earth changed over the course of time between Prometheus and that?

Also the very title Prometheus is one that would lead one to expect some level of profundity. Stealer of fire from heaven etc.

Stevolende, Friday, 8 June 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

maybe the space jockeys had been using the WMDs against each other, one side using aliens and the other using penis worms

the late great, Friday, 8 June 2012 07:02 (eleven years ago) link

maybe humanity and the map were made by the bad flying saucer dudes who were on the run and wanted revenge on the bald dudes from lv 226

omg what if the aliens is us

the late great, Friday, 8 June 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link

just got out of a midnight IMAX screening. I enjoyed it, but mainly because going in I told myself a) this is not an alien film, and b) this will probably be about as good as inception.

it's an utterly uncharming film, the android is the most charismatic cast member. not scary at all, suspense almost non-existent. but it's a v weird movie, and quite beautiful in its rendering of natural phenomena - the opening pan over plains and waterfalls is breathtaking. I can't quite explain why I enjoyed it, but I was never bored.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 8 June 2012 07:08 (eleven years ago) link

Just got back from this.

What an odd, dopey movie. Supremely dunderheaded and tonally all over the place.

I didn't hate it, though. Maybe it's because my expectations were lowered enough, but I found it quite watchable. Easily the prettiest sci-fi movie I've seen in a long time.

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Friday, 8 June 2012 07:11 (eleven years ago) link

looks like the aliens came from humans infected with a virus, which is an interesting wrinkle if that's where they went with it.

unfortunately it seems like the grubby "used future" set design got lost somewhere, this looks like it takes place 3000 years *after* the first alien.

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, March 18, 2012 12:56 PM (2 months ago)

hey I called this one! kinda sorta. and the fancy spaceship was understandable considering how many top weyland brass were on it.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 8 June 2012 07:14 (eleven years ago) link

While I don't doubt there will be lots of retconned silliness in this flick, I'm pretty sure that the "aliens came from humans infected with a virus" scenario won't be part of that. For starters, this mural http://i.imgur.com/UL3mC.jpg seen at 1:37 in the trailer, pretty much makes it clear that the aliens have been around for a while before the events of the movie.

My guess is that the "space jockeys" are a race of bioengineers of some sort and the aliens are one of many bioweapons or creations of theirs (those little worm things in the trailer are probably another).

― Conmetheus (latebloomer), Sunday, March 18, 2012 7:50 PM (2 hours ago)

maybe that mural was a failed experiment and it took the ruthless spirit of humans for the space jockey bioengineers to finally perfect their killing machine!

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, March 18, 2012 10:02 PM (2 months ago)

lol this turned out to be true

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 8 June 2012 07:17 (eleven years ago) link

latebloomer sounds like we had the exact same reaction.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 8 June 2012 07:19 (eleven years ago) link

i know!

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Friday, 8 June 2012 07:26 (eleven years ago) link

There is definitely one of the same species seen for about a minute towards the end.

definitely not, unless the dog alien from 3 and the turd alien from 4 are also the same 'species'. but idk how you would classify a creature who changes with every host.

Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2012 08:40 (eleven years ago) link

Not impressed - http://sickmouthy.com/2012/06/08/prometheus/

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 June 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

In ancient times...
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people... the space jockeys

No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Friday, 8 June 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

trying to remember, not having watched Alien through for a while, but the creature that bursts rather phallically out of John Hurt does so in its own time doesn't it? It hasn't had something inducing it to emerge, beyond plot.
It then turns to the camera grins and disappears into the ship to grow to full size, which takes some time.
From the time passing in Prometheus it looks like the fully grown form emerges in next to no time from the admittedly larger body it's been born through. Can't really remember the sequence and why I'm thinking it seems like very little time has passed, but it does seem like it's happened faster.

Is it to be read or over-read that the alien needs a larger space to grow in plus more to feed on. If the DNA is the same between space jockey and human then the only other factor is that there's more supply and that the space jockey isn't moving around.

Also what possesses Fifield? If that is supposed to be the alien or whatever why would the same thing allow a host/feeding supply like John Hurt to become mobile again? I mean come come, one must expect logic to prevail and the classic version of the story to be retrofit to fit all action sequences from this thing mustn't one?

also is the other phallic worm thing that is in the temple related to the most well known alien species or a prototype of it or something?

Stevolende, Friday, 8 June 2012 09:01 (eleven years ago) link

So much is unexplained. It's like the inverse of dramatic irony; neither characters nor audience, nor, seemingly, director, writer, or producer, seem to have a fucking clue why anything is happening. It all just happens because "it'd be cool to have this happen!" No internal logic.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 June 2012 09:04 (eleven years ago) link

“Let’s have a giant worm force itself down someone’s throat again and again!”
“Let’s have a giant starfish monster with a vagina-like maw...
“Let’s have an entire planet be a bio-chemical warfare laboratory breeding some nasty bio-weapon which may or may not turn out to be the Giger-alien!”

these are perfectly serviceable ideas imo, the bio-weapon thing was a decent direction to jump off from the first film, and giant vagina starfish monsters, yeah why not. it's the giant godlike aliens and exploring our own bullshit origins that really doomed this.

Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2012 09:04 (eleven years ago) link

Any idea or couple of ideas on their own would be fine, is my point - but Scott let Lindeloff jam ALL of them in.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 June 2012 09:07 (eleven years ago) link

With the DNA, although they are using the term 'exact match', I think they mean a very close match to suggest a common ancestor, right? Aren't humans and dogs about 85% shared DNA, or 99.9% with chimps for example.

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 8 June 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link

It's pretty unbelievable to me that a scientist would leave any room for ambiguity in a statement like that.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 June 2012 10:26 (eleven years ago) link

what is dna match between different breeds of dog?

Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2012 10:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/05/0520_040520_dogbreeds.html

It's complex, but it's not 100% that's for sure; we can analyse to this level now, in another seventy years...? I've worked with scientists and it's a point of pride to be precise. It's a very minor thing in the film, but it'd have been much better, and more dramatic, to have been all "they're DNA is amazingly close to ours; too close to be a coincidence" instead of "100% match whoop whoop facehugger!"

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 June 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

you haven't worked with these scientists

Number None, Friday, 8 June 2012 10:50 (eleven years ago) link

these sexy scientists.

Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2012 10:51 (eleven years ago) link

With their sexy DNA and their sexy throat-invading worms.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 June 2012 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

Also what possesses Fifield?

seriously!

he gets attacked at the same time in the same place as the other dude. one of them gets the penis worm, the other goes mental and attacks everyone. WUT

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 8 June 2012 11:10 (eleven years ago) link

the sexiness of the scientists is not a problem tbh and also if you found fifield and the penis worm dude sexy then that is your own issue

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 8 June 2012 11:11 (eleven years ago) link

are there no actors in hollywood sufficiently old to play an old man

― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen),

Meryl Streep was booked...?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 June 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

he looked like old man Biff in Back to the Future

Number None, Friday, 8 June 2012 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

Yes!

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 June 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

It's pretty unbelievable to me that a scientist would leave any room for ambiguity in a statement like that.

An 'exact match' if taken literally would only exist between clones and twins though? Or is my understanding of biology even worse than I think it is.

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 8 June 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link

seriously you'd think a super advanced race of lumbering flautist dudes would manage to find a more expedient way to wipe out the human race, no wonder it was a balls up

r|t|c, Friday, 8 June 2012 11:58 (eleven years ago) link

he looked like old man Biff in Back to the Future

Someone shouted out "Mr. Burns!" at the screening I was at.

I thought he looked like Grandpa from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage//upl_images/dads-TCMGrandpa%281%29.jpg

Walter Galt, Friday, 8 June 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

You could handwave it as "This is an exact match with the bits of human DNA that we all have in common"

Also hey look, our ancestors weren't black after all, but whiter than white! Whooo!

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 8 June 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link

this is starting to sound like an episode of dr who

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 8 June 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

I'm impressed by the consistency of the reviews, positive and negative alike: this is pretty, but pretty daft.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 June 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

I saw this twice within 24 hours, and would see it again in a heartbeat. Love it. It's like Forbidden Planet mixed with Star Trek: the Motion Picture and a selection of front covers from 1970s SF novels. The plot doesn't make one lick of sense but it looks like what I always hope sci-fi movies would look, but never, ever actually do.

Basically this for me, combined with Edward III/latebloomer's thoughts, especially:

not scary at all, suspense almost non-existent. but it's a v weird movie, and quite beautiful in its rendering of natural phenomena - the opening pan over plains and waterfalls is breathtaking. I can't quite explain why I enjoyed it, but I was never bored.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

If pretty prettiness is all you're after, just watch Koyanisqaatsi again. Or any Malick film.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

it really doesn't look like 70s sci-fi novel front covers though. It does look nice, but it's way more boring than that

Number None, Friday, 8 June 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

The waterfall was amazing but I put that down to the waterfall being amazing, rather than any skill of the film makers.

Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

yeah iceland* is a real place guys

*nb not the supermarket, tho that is real too

DG, Friday, 8 June 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

Just watch Sigur Ros music videos.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

I have been to Dettifoss and stood almost exactly where Potato Head stood when he drank whatever it was.

Jeff W, Friday, 8 June 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

You then shivered into a million pieces and created life.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

I try my best.

Jeff W, Friday, 8 June 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

One thing I liked about that opening was that it wasn't clear whether it was a willing sacrifice or a punishment or something else going on. (Obviously SEEMS like a willing sacrifice but...is it? But again, doesn't need to be explained either way.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh. What a shit sandwich this was.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 8 June 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

another odd thing: alien is such a patient, suspenseful movie but even scott's knowing nods to it here are all wrong. like the sequence of discovering and entering the engineer's base (I've had lunches at drive-thrus take longer) or noomi being attacked in the shuttle by the engineer (you're breaking in? I'll just dispatch you in seconds!).

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 8 June 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

At least we know the answer to the question "What if Schick Sunn Classic Pictures had a quarter-billion dollar budget?"

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 8 June 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, I was wondering what your reaction would be and figured it would go either way.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

this was somehow better than i was expecting, yet exactly what i was expecting. it's a gorgeous movie, scott hasnt made a movie this good looking since the 80s. at times its a pretty good horror movie. but its terrible sci-fi. lindelof's insipid fingerprints are all over it, and he doesn't have a single idea rattling around in his skull. i didn't hate it though, it was tense and cool-looking. c-section scene and the build-up to it is seriously fantastic

Which is funny, because you can see so vividly where he was ADDED to it. It's got the most visible rewrite seams of anything maybe ever! All the daddy issues/cheeseball faith vs. science spirituality stuff (stop trying to push this theme in sci fi!!!!!!!)... etc. etc...

― Walter Galt, Thursday, June 7, 2012 10:29 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

otm

that awful scene with patrick wilson = first bad sign

the scene where tattooskull and glassesguy are first talking right out of cryosleep = the anti-Alien, which never needed dialogue like "i don't want to be your friend" to let you know everyone on the nostromo hated each other's guts

the pearce/theron reveal was classic lindelof, by which i mean a horrible horrible horrible scene

i got a lot of 2nd rate jurassic park vibes out of this, from the phony sense of wonder & themes of scientific meddling to the nedry scene where glassesbro is trying to entice a giant snake monster to sniff his hand for no discernable reason

Hungry4Ass, Friday, 8 June 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

meddling to the nedry scene

Well I have my place in the universe and all but...

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

The waterfall was amazing but I put that down to the waterfall being amazing, rather than any skill of the film makers.

― Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, June 8, 2012 11:50 AM (1 hour ago)

I dunno, that's kinda like saying the opening of the shining is impressive because the rockies are beautiful. this movie's indefensible on the whole but let's give credit where credit is due.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 8 June 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

i got a lot of 2nd rate jurassic park vibes out of this, from the phony sense of wonder & themes of scientific meddling to the nedry scene where glassesbro is trying to entice a giant snake monster to sniff his hand for no discernable reason

I got some lolsome "ghost adventures" vibes from that scene where glasses guy and mohawk dude are wigging out in the cave

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Friday, 8 June 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

for a recently terrified biologist, he sure was eager to have his arm ripped open by a penile vagina fish

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 8 June 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe that's what he always wanted.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

yeah whoever was doing the psych evaluations for prospective crew members must have had a cruel sense of humor

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno, that's kinda like saying the opening of the shining is impressive because the rockies are beautiful. this movie's indefensible on the whole but let's give credit where credit is due.

sometimes scenery really does do 90% of the work though. the icy mountainscapes in game of thrones are absolutely gorgeous, jaw-dropping, some of the most beautiful imagery i've ever seen in a television drama. but the rest of the show is quite pedestrian, visually speaking. now it may be that the DP for the iceland-shot stuff is just way better than anybody else holding a camera for GoT, but i suspect the location itself has a lot to do with it.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

In that Lindelof interview linked upthread (maybe?) he seems to be subtly distancing himself from some of the more batshit elements, basically saying he came in at the last minute to put a polish on a mostly complete script/idea. Maybe so. Or maybe that is just bad false modesty, since he has a history of doofustry.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 June 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

but there are other moments in the film besides the opening that get "big nature" right - like the dust storm on LV-223, which as far as I know had no second unit DP shooting footage

xp

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

Saw a review somewhere that compared this, unfavorably, to DePalma's "Mission to Mars," which iirc had a giant sentient sandstorm in it.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 June 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

Ok it was shot well, I'll give it that. Xp.

Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

(waves hand royally)

Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

Saw a review somewhere that compared this, unfavorably, to DePalma's "Mission to Mars," which iirc had a giant sentient sandstorm in it.

:O

That is one of the worst movies I've ever sat through. Fucking Jerry O'Connell.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, I was wondering what your reaction would be and figured it would go either way.

There are sone bones of a good movie here, but to work it would need to have been lower budget (I kept thinking that Duncan Jones would have been a far better director). Prometheus is so wrapped up in in trying to fill every frame with spectacle that you never really get involved and by extension, it seems that no one: actor, director, or crew was really involved with the movie either. Actually, that's not true... Damon Lindelof is definitely engaged here and that's to the detriment of everyone. There's always been an implied cynicism that sci-fi fans will go see any sci-fi movie regardless of quality and that's exactly what you get here, but the execution is so WTF that the closest movie I could think of was Mission To Mars (even down to the once good director)

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 8 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

x-post

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 8 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

To put it another way, Battlestar Galactica remake's final episode was far more engaging.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 8 June 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

Would've been better if it was just David pottering around the space ship for two hours.

jel --, Friday, 8 June 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

Like "Silent Running" with aliens.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 June 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

BTW, isn't the black oil substance in this lifted directly from The X-Files?

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 8 June 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

haha yeah point 10 http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jun/08/prometheus-ten-key-questions

pretty much everyone over there hates it too

DG, Friday, 8 June 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

A few of those misgivings are valid, a few are nitpicky.

I actually liked this, though it would have been vastly superior as a standalone, no-franchise-ambitions, no-Alien-connection flick.

Simon H., Friday, 8 June 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

And yeah basically everything shitty about it can be traced back to Lindelof.

Simon H., Friday, 8 June 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

re those Guardian points

1. yes
2. clearly been visiting, and at some point changed their mind - whatever happened in the cave/pyramid thing was about 2,000 years ago
3. money
4. this is fair - and muddled, though in regards to Holloway vs. the guy that went nutso...Holloway had a single drop infecting his system, the other guy planted face down in a flowing stream of the good
5. I assumed for sequel purposes, because otherwise, yes, it makes no sense
6. Presumably Weyland doesn't want anyone know his motives and the fact that he's probably got David running around using the people as guinea pigs to see what effects if any there are to whatever they find
7. see #6
8. because the plot needed her to
9. that's the question they explicitly ask in the movie and explicitly state they are going to fly off into the sequel to try to find out so why that's a question her i have no idea
10. yeah, it is a bit.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, 8 June 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

good=goo*

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, 8 June 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

Meanwhile, v. good Rich Juzwiak take (unsurprisingly).

http://gawker.com/5916932/what-is-the-meaning-of-life-and-other-questions-prometheus-fails-to-answer

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

thought this was overall good, but a lot has to do with expectations and what to expect from a Ridley Scott film since 1982 (i.e. not much). can understand derision but i think that misses out on some good stuff. Not sure why Ebert and Glenn Kenny thought it was super mega awesome, other than it has a decent stab at "old school sci-fi" for a little while

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Friday, 8 June 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

i think the "dude who told them where to go was a rogue" theory is pretty good since it's called prometheus and all that

the late great, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

So I was vaguely curious who was playing all the engineers -- turns out it wasn't just one person:

Daniel James = 'Sacrifice Engineer'

John Lebar = 'Ghost Engineer'

Ian Whyte = 'Last Engineer'

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

thought this was overall good, but a lot has to do with expectations and what to expect from a Ridley Scott film since 1982 (i.e. not much). can understand derision but i think that misses out on some good stuff

I'm OK with movies trying to reach out a bit and failing. For example, I thought that Contact was ridiculous, clumsy, and hokey in how it handled its subject, but completely entertaining as a movie. By the end of Prometheus, I was ready for the Engineers to full-tilt gnostic and destroy all life on earth for evolving the ship's crew.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

oh my fucking word the flutes

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

Oh Aqualung

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

The Hound!

Simon H., Friday, 8 June 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.fluterock.com/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

btw in that still twinky Fassbender looks like Herbie the Elf.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 June 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

He's going for O'Toole in Lawrence

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Saturday, 9 June 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

All right. Strapped into my IMAX seat awaiting takeoff. I inoculated myself against disappointment by watching COWBOYS VS ALIENS. After that anything should seem awesome.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

Remember when rumors were that this was going to be about the Space Jockeys making humans farm aliens and have gay sex with each other?

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

"This is not an Alien prequel but here is an Alien from the film "Alien" which this film is certainly not a prequel to."

Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Saturday, 9 June 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

Update: I quite enjoyed the parts that weren't bollocks. See it in IMAX.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 05:13 (eleven years ago) link

Remember when rumors were that this was going to be about the Space Jockeys making humans farm aliens and have gay sex with each other?

is that not what COWBOYS VS ALIENS was about?

the late great, Saturday, 9 June 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

Lindelof has a writing credit on CvA too.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 9 June 2012 06:18 (eleven years ago) link

This movie sure got dumber as it went on, didn't it?

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Saturday, 9 June 2012 08:44 (eleven years ago) link

^That was my feeling. I quite enjoyed the first two thirds - thought the sense of arriving at a new planet, uncertain, but with a sense of pioneering adventure, was quite well done. Liked all the tech and the dust storm. But my estimation of how much I'd enjoyed and how much I'd enjoyed it went down as the film went on. By the end, instead of a prequel, it felt like they'd just made a film out of prolonging the beginning of Alien, massively truncating the climax, so it wasn't at all climactic, and leaving out everything in the middle. Difficult to locate exactly the bit where I realised it was shit - I think when the Simon Whitlock/Fifield character comes back to life so they can have an entirely pointless firefight scene. Although at the time it wasn't until the 'sometimes a king must die etc' bollocks that I realised that this was a film with no idea what it was about.

The end was somehow both cursory and laborious, and entirely laughable, although the appearance of the Alien at the end was the only bit that provoked open and contemptuous mirth. It's a PREQUEL you see. Also that alien looked quite d'aw - just a little poiple alien, lookin round, thinking baout things, sup cinema dudes, etc.

Fizzles, Saturday, 9 June 2012 09:05 (eleven years ago) link

Entire sections of the flick felt like somebody had just copy-pasted earlier drafts of the scripts into the final revision. "but I can't have children!" WHAT where the fuck that come from and why do you just drop it

also, REALLY? we REALLY need to see him washing the dude's feet?! Some of the Christian imagery and refs were as shoehorned into this as badly as the Prequels dumped in refs to the original trilogy.

Film's worth seeing, at least. Stays in my head, only if to rant about it. SO MUCH STUPID happens.

also Charlize Theron's look is straight out of Mass Effect.

Anybody else note that Noomi never says "abortion" to the auto-doc? or the fact that a fully functioning auto-doc apparently will happily cut into you without massive amounts of painkillers

The phrase "space morphine" applies here.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Saturday, 9 June 2012 09:48 (eleven years ago) link

In fairness, given that the alien is practically trying to get out of her by the time she reaches the auto-doc, saying "caesarian" probably makes more sense. There did seem to be a delicate pause before David says that he can't perform "the procedure", though.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Saturday, 9 June 2012 09:51 (eleven years ago) link

"Horror movie dumb" is a great way to describe how the characters act.

And yeah, Vickers' death is stupid and wasted.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

Avengers, Cabin in the Woods, and The Raid have filled me with do much cinema-going satisfaction this year that any disappointment from this flick doesn't really sting, I've noticed.

And like much of us, I obsess over my pop culture consumption.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

OK, just saw it. 80% of this is nowhere near as bad as you made it out to be. That other 20%, though - phew. At least they spread it judiciously throughout. The incredible stupidity of the crew is the toughest to stomach, my least fave exchange being:

Captain Stringer Bell: "The whole thing is a giant WMD plant! It's going to kill everything!"
Religious zealot scientist: "But don't you want to go back?"

I laughed.

But you know, you folks making fun of the genetic component ... that subject was raised and explored in both Alien 3 and Alien 4, so no surprise they should try to tie it in again. I also think some of this film's WTF-ness (which I mostly followed) could have been explained with a bit more prologue of dottering David, perhaps exploring his motives a little bit, though clearly there was some barely explored battle for "daddy's" affections going on.

Only thing I'm at a total loss to is the being at the beginning, was he dropped off by that ship? Was he supposed to chug the goo? Was that a mistake? What was he up to?

(Film's answer: we will never know!)

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

A mystery at the beginning? Does this movie leave open the possibility of a sequel AND a prequel?

StanM, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

Honestly, I can't see why not. There's a lot of years that pass in the first few minutes.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

That said, I hope the sequel is all "The Adventures of Dr. Noomi and Fassbender's Head."

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

Too much left for a sequel really. They should have answered a bit more. Assuming that opening dude was a Prometheus figure though.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

There is absolutely no way to even guess what the being at the beginning was up to. Did he eat the goo on purpose? Was there a miscommunication? Was he dropped off or was that ship there to pick him up? We also have no idea if that is pre-humanity or not. Does it ever say when that early stuff is taking place? There is also a subtle hint later, from David, that the Christian doctor's dad didn't die of ebola but "ebola," ie some other virus that may or may not have been created by the being at the beginning,

But unanswered questions are neither here nor there, I say. I mean, we don't even know if Charlize is an android or not (maybe she herself doesn't know, a la Blade Runner!). The only problems I had with this movie were practical, that is, the utter stupidity of the people, the religious component, the fact that the Tom Hardy guy is such an asshole bro from minute one. That sort of stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Vital interview:

http://www.movies.com/movie-news/ridley-scott-prometheus-interview/8232?wssac=164&wssaffid=news

RS: ... you have a sequence at the beginning of the film that is fundamentally creation. It’s a donation, in the sense that the weight and the construction of the DNA of those aliens is way beyond what we can possibly imagine …

Movies.com: That is our planet, right?

RS: No, it doesn’t have to be. That could be anywhere. That could be a planet anywhere. All he’s doing is acting as a gardener in space. And the plant life, in fact, is the disintegration of himself.

If you parallel that idea with other sacrificial elements in history – which are clearly illustrated with the Mayans and the Incas – he would live for one year as a prince, and at the end of that year, he would be taken and donated to the gods in hopes of improving what might happen next year, be it with crops or weather, etcetera.

I always think about how often we attribute what has happened to either our invention or memory. A lot of ideas evolve from past histories, but when you look so far back, you wonder, Really? Is there really a connection there?”

Then when I jump back, and you put yourself in a situation of a cave painting, you see that someone 32,000 years ago is showing me a little man sitting in the darkness, using a candle light that is fat from a creature he killed and ate. And in the darkness are two or three other family members whose body heat is warming the cave. But he has discovered that from a piece of this black, burnt stick, he has discovered that he can draw pictures on the wall.

In essence, you have the first level of emotion and a demonstration of entertainment, right? Because he’s drawing brilliantly on the God damn wall. Now, you put yourself into that context, it’s 100-times bigger than Edison. And people don’t go back to the basics and ask, “Holy shit, what gave him that knowledge, that jolt to not scribble on the wall but draw on it brilliantly?”

If you go back and look, a completely underrated film is Quest for Fire. That was one of the most genius, simplistic but incredibly sophisticated notion of what it was. The evolution of that was just fantastic. And that got me sitting back on my ass thinking, “Damn! What a fundamentally massive idea.”

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

(Hmm, maybe that was linked upthread? Regardless ...)

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty sure that waterfall was the beautiful Gullfoss

http://venefica84.deviantart.com/art/Gullfoss-Iceland-270361485

I thought this movie was not much better or worse than an Avatar or a Gladiator or an Inception.

Ò (Ówen P.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah have been thinking of quality comparisons with Avatar. It's another film with pseudo profundity at its heart innit?
Also looks pretty good in 3d.

Stevolende, Saturday, 9 June 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

Prometheus is way better than Avatar imo. It looks a lot better, has some genuinely great moments, etc.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Saturday, 9 June 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, this is better than "Avatar." "Avatar" left no questions that needed to be answered, and answered lots of questions no one asked. It was pretty self-contained and a little too tidy. "Prometheus" is an intriguing mess, which is far more entertaining to me.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 June 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

"Prometheus Unbound: What The Movie Was Actually About"

http://cavalorn.livejournal.com/584135.html#cutid1

Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Saturday, 9 June 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

^^ otm

the late great, Saturday, 9 June 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJSayPfRmFc

Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 9 June 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

The day of this strange birth just happens to be Christmas Day.

Yeah, this was pretty subtle in the film, what with all the talk of Christmas.

Why did the engineers wait thousands of years to destroy humanity? Why did it take visiting humans to wake them from their hypersleep to start up the death ships? Why did those holograph videos show them running scared and getting their heads chopped off by closing doors? What were they running from? Why was there an alien (as we know it) embedded in the wall? Where did those worms come from?

It's cool that the guy wrote a long post hammered all these square pegs into round holes, but he's basically as lost as any of us are. Personally, I'd like to think of the Engineers - where did the scientist even get the idea that they made us, anyway? - as victims of hubris, like they found this planet as a base station but didn't realize it was already overrun with cooties that cottoned to their black goo.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 June 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

I think it'd be pretty ironic if this movie is sort of a mess not because of the religious stuff stuck in but because there was a bunch of religious stuff taken out. Seems like Ridley had been watching a lot of "Tree of Life" and "Cave of Forgotten Dreams."

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 June 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

I'd blame Lindelof for that, not Scott.

Entire scenes seemed pasted in from previous script drafts. Like the oh I can't get pregnant bit, or the old guy reveals at the end, which seemed to be payoffs of stuff that was to be already set-up.

Got way more outta this than Avatar, I will say.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Saturday, 9 June 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

Whoa at the parallel to the Annunciation

Ò (Ówen P.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

But the pregnant bit seemed to play a role, telegraphed though it may have been. The old guy reveal ... I have no idea what purpose that served. Again, wish there was an extra 20 or 30 minutes at the start, exploring the development of David, the nature of his programming, his relationship to Charlize (who is essentially his sister, whether she is a robot or not). It would have been more "2001"-like, a placid, odd, sterile start to something that gets grim and gooey.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 June 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

director's cut

the late great, Saturday, 9 June 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

eek I am about to see this right now in ultra avx 3d!
Then I will read thread

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 June 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

here's a super-big shot of the ceiling mural that I couldn't see clearly in the theater

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Sunday, 10 June 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

Trying to figure that one out...someone observing the opening of an egg/pod?

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 June 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway the viral nonsense continues:

http://www.projectprometheus.com/genesis/

http://www.whatis101112.com/

Latter one doubtless refers to Blu-Ray/DVD release.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 June 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

so it turns out the space jockey is just a humanoid who happens to wear a helmet that makes him look like an elephant? Fuck this shit.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 10 June 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

can't believe a bullshit cash-in of empty cash turned out to be bullshit

typhus in Corfu (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 June 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

Hahaa
Well, at least it looked super cool...

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 June 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link

It's too bad that hollywood hates writers so much

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 June 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

why didn't they just get an old guy to play weyland

IKR!!! like why the fuck waste so many pounds of makeup making him look like The Thing when there are actually old people actors out there

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 June 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

is guy pearce really so great of an actor/so much of a box office draw to justify that

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

a lot of people want to see Guy Pearce near death obv

'Last Moments Robot' Comforts You To Death (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

all people in this movie must be hot, so the old geezer needs to be a hot dude in old man makeup

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

clearly we are the ones who made the engineers in the first place imo

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

in the future
and then... time travel, lots of it

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

Personally, I'd like to think of the Engineers - where did the scientist even get the idea that they made us, anyway?

from the script

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, ignoring the "well now you can take off that cross" bullshit, the first 2/3 of this are really fine. everything up to and including the c-section is worthy of "alien prequel" status at least in that it presses all the same buttons as alien and does it well enough, is suspenseful, is scary, imo. felt like old times, buncha assholes going to space and getting killed in creative ways.

the rest of the movie is just fucking lindelof

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

scientists written by a team of writers+producers+director aren't the smartest tbh

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

surgery scene is the greatest

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

stop giving him work, he actually does not know how to tell a story without trying to explain the origin of the universe and science vs faith and ugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it's like he's the only one in hollywood who knows he uses all this shit as a crutch/deus ex machina because he has no idea what else to do

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

xp to myself wrt lindelof

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure every century gets the Boethius it deserves

'Last Moments Robot' Comforts You To Death (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

also fwiw it made sense to me for assbender to contaminate asshole bro boyfriend. he was clearly resentful, but he also spends the whole movie going off and exploring and acting like a child because science is magic. he might as well represent unchecked scientific curiosity. also guessing oldface mcgee gave him secret orders to do whatever he felt necessary to help him.

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

this was one of the dumbest and most irritating movies i've seen in a long, long time. i went in with what i thought were sensibly reduced expectations, but was still staggered by the towering foolishness on display. nothing anyone did or (apparently) thought made even the slightest bit of sense. the action was pointless and disconnected, a series of seemingly random events brought to hundred million dollar life for no apparent reason. i cannot for the life of me imagine how this thing got made. worse than the third and fourth alien installments, worse than event horizon and far, far worse than avatar. fuck you, ridley scott.

contenderizer, Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

praise from caesar

'Last Moments Robot' Comforts You To Death (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 June 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.nyfcc.com/2012/06/prometheus-reviewed-by-armond-white-for-cityarts/

As I was reading, I thought the highlight might be the way he praises Alien but refuses to give Scott any credit at all for it, but then he builds to this lovely climax:

Just as Wall-E demeaned the spectacular movie-musical romance Hello, Dolly! to the delight of ignorant film geeks, Prometheus plays with our culture’s most profound artistic expressions of human ambition, merely for a series of unpleasant thrills: Noomi Rapace performing an abortion on herself, various decapitations, dispirited ruminations on religion and, finally, Guy Pearce in ludicrous Halloween make-up. It’s a foul repeat, a noxious burp. If you swallow Prometheus, you’ll swallow anything.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

also this little gem:

(played by Michael Fassbender who quickly has come to emblematize crap cinema)

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

the reactions to this have been really violent!

Hungry4Ass, Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

hello dolly will never recover

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

i'm going to wait until tomorrow to decide how i really feel about this movie (tho i'm already feeling that not-so-good feeling)
right now i'm just being like "it was cool when x happened..." about it. i do know that i don't feel like shuddering spite i felt immediately after watching Alien 4. but maybe i'm a more tolerant person now than i was then. haha no. i just see things more for what they are.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

seriously though, remind me to never become a screenwriter

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

:(

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

I got the impression from the movie that RoboFass had actually been there before. Like, he knew his way around pretty well, knew just what to press, where to go, what to grab ...

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

i got the impression that he was supposed to have figured out their spoken and written language by process of reverse-engineering human language. fuck you, ridley scott and whoever wrote this crap.

contenderizer, Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

this is the problem when people try i guess

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

i hope doctor who is in the next alien/"alien" movie

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

i got the impression that he was supposed to have figured out their spoken and written language by process of reverse-engineering human language. fuck you, ridley scott and whoever wrote this crap.

― contenderizer, Sunday, June 10, 2012 4:25 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe English.... IS IN OUR DNA

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:53 (eleven years ago) link

chomsky vs predator

the late great, Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha oh man, windows 7 exists even in the FUTURE

http://i.imgur.com/MJxim.jpg

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Sunday, 10 June 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

clickee for big: http://i.imgur.com/MJxim.jpg

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Sunday, 10 June 2012 05:20 (eleven years ago) link

you know what else exists 70-something years in the future? clothes you can buy right now at the gap. and a psychotic raver geologist displaced in time from 1995.

contenderizer, Sunday, 10 June 2012 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

the scene where tattooskull and glassesguy are first talking right out of cryosleep = the anti-Alien, which never needed dialogue like "i don't want to be your friend" to let you know everyone on the nostromo hated each other's guts

That's very true. Alien and ALiens--with a minimum of introduction and dialogue, the characters were all believable, and you knew they had pasts. The Prometheus guys were internally inconsistent blanks whose only notable elements (besides stupidity and inconsistency) were the ones I projected onto them from better roles they've had in other films and TV shows.

I mean, biologist who refuses to look at the first-ever (dead, unthreatening) alien body ever encountered and prefers to run away, but then cheerfully messes with obviously threatening snake thing after spending a paranoid night in a tomb? But I kind of liked him a bit because Rafe Spall was so odd and good in 'The Shadow Line'.

>sigh<

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Sunday, 10 June 2012 07:52 (eleven years ago) link

The one attempt to give a character some sort of a past--Noomi--they fuck up her accent and make the past boring

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Sunday, 10 June 2012 07:53 (eleven years ago) link

I think it'd be pretty ironic if this movie is sort of a mess not because of the religious stuff stuck in but because there was a bunch of religious stuff taken out.

haha otm

scott saying they didn't want to go there explicitly cuz it was "too on the nose", what a wuss. BE ON THE NOSE THAT'S THE POINT

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Sunday, 10 June 2012 08:00 (eleven years ago) link

though tbh playing up the jesus stuff would have just made it a disaster in a different kind of way

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Sunday, 10 June 2012 08:01 (eleven years ago) link

Prometheus is actually Star Trek V.

http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/scifi/prometheus-basically-star-trek-proof.html

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 10 June 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

Omg two sci-fi films share some of the same generic tropes, who'da thunk it?

Jesu swept (ledge), Sunday, 10 June 2012 10:23 (eleven years ago) link

They land on a barren stretch of land! Instead of Idk in the middle of a forest or on a mountain peak.

Jesu swept (ledge), Sunday, 10 June 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

Ultrahack Scott reveals himself as little more than a production-design freak

Armond otm tbh.

Jesu swept (ledge), Sunday, 10 June 2012 10:26 (eleven years ago) link

Armond can't go one paragraph deep without trolling:

"Even the 1979 original (the best, seconded by Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s Alien Resurrection)…"

And:

"The original film almost passes for art due to producer Walter Hill’s efficient adherence to genre storytelling …"

Dan O'Bannon spins in his grave. Hill's contributions to the screenplay were trivial at best, the only notable one being making Ash into a robot.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Sunday, 10 June 2012 11:29 (eleven years ago) link

I think he gave the script a decent shave and haircut at the very least.

Jesu swept (ledge), Sunday, 10 June 2012 11:49 (eleven years ago) link

Something else weird: I got the impression that bio rave map dude had passed his respirator through a bong. That it in itself is not weird; so he was hot-boxing in his suit, fine. But then the bio idiot asks him about it (response: "Yeah, it's tobacco, ha ha" wink), end scene, and the next scene back with them they're both acting like total giggling idiots around snake tentacle alien monster. I have a feeling there's a cut gag with bio idiot huffing some of that smoke and getting high, which would explain their behavior (in movie world, at least). I bet at the last minute they decided to cut out the Cheech and Chong routineto heighten the "suspense" and "scares," which of course there are none of.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 June 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

For fun: O'Bannon script: http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/alien_early.html

Hill script: http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/alien_shooting.html

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 June 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

Meanwhile, saw it again last night, IMAX 3D again, actually enjoyed it even more! Likely because since I knew when unavoidably foolish moments were coming I shrugged past 'em; in the meantime I was checking out various design details as I could in greater depth.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 June 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

Am I right that there is no date stamp for the alien at the beginning? And how many years pass between the discovery of the cave paintings and the arrival of the ship?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 June 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

no date stamp, no geotag

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 10 June 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

Huh, I thought (though I'm not going to be rushing back to find out) that the establishing shots over the salt plains or whatever in the opening scene were the same as those used when the Prometheus was coming in to land.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 10 June 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

Lindelof: Originally in the draft there’s a scene in the movie where we see David with his headset on and he’s talking to someone, and we don’t know who it is, and he gets confronted by Vickers [Charlize Theron]. There’s a scene in the script that we decided not to shoot, where we see the inside of that dream, and basically David takes a jet ski out with a beautiful woman in a bikini, to a yacht, and on the yacht is Weyland – played by Guy, without old-age make-up: this is his dream. They have a scene together and in it David says, “The engineers are dead, they’re all gone, mission failure,” and Weyland says, “Go back and try harder.” We rewrote it so that we were going to play Weyland’s identity closed, give the audience a sense that David was talking to someone on the ship but not view them.

But we had already shot the scenes with Guy in the old-age make-up. So we were like, "Are people are going to wonder why we cast Guy Pearce to play an old man, unless we represent him as Guy Pearce?"

still wondering over here

༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Sunday, 10 June 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

this movie was pretty awesome... thought the last 20 or 30 mins were mildly disappointing, but the rest of it was kinda incredible

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 June 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

It was a kind of incredible, yes.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 June 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

Would like to see a Prometheus featuring a robot jetskiing with bikini babes tbh.

circa1916, Sunday, 10 June 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

That would bring it one step closer to Inception.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 June 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

Speaking of which, bro asshole scientist really did look exactly like Tom Hardy, didn't he?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 June 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

I honestly didn't notice his Tom Hardyness at all until other people pointed it out. And while I see it now I don't automatically think it.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 June 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

lacking those muscles a bit

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 10 June 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

I thought it was Hardy for the first five minutes. Well confused.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 10 June 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

so i just realised that History Channel series "Ancient Aliens" is produced by Prometheus Entertainment and I think it MEANS something.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 10 June 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah: more viral bullshit.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 10 June 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe this whole movie is the ultimate viral ad for something else! We're all dropping through the rabbit hole!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 June 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

Genuflect upon the Alien, who died for our sins.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2qv5z55.jpg

The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 10 June 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

The alien in the wall was one of the many wtf moments of this movie. Was it supposed to be an in joke?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 June 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

This scene would have been improved by a booming voice.

http://www.thereelbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/prometheus001f-285x280.jpg

"The Gun is Good. The penis is Evil."

The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 10 June 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

Not as good as Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 10 June 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

When smiling Fassbender head was placed in the duffel bag, it was really pretty amazing.

homosexual II, Sunday, 10 June 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

xp lmao thank you for posting that exact legends of the hidden temple pic before i started hastily photoshopping!

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 10 June 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

Ugh this interview.

There is so much self-satisfaction in this Lindelof interview. He pats himself on the back for "ambiguous storytelling that requires hard thought and work in the same way that the New York Times crossword puzzle does", but in his case he uses ambiguity to paper over gaping plot holes and poorly conceived characters. It's just lazy.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Sunday, 10 June 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno. maybe the Monday NYT crossword.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 10 June 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

What’s rewarding is putting a puzzle together and popping that final piece in, and suddenly you understand -- this actually does connect to the world I know but in unexpected ways.

fuuuuuuck yooooou and fuck anyone who thinks art needs the crap redditbro pondering to connect to the real world

alien + aliens both 'connected' a billion times better than this dreck and damon lindelof is a hack and an idiot

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 June 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

i am angry on the internet

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 June 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

So it was really about embracing something that felt a little bit more original and unexpected.

q: did lindelof add anything to this franchise that was not already in lost

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 June 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

sculpey alien at the end

contenderizer, Sunday, 10 June 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

this was pretty sweet. like that it embraced the nihilism of the other movies. some sympathy for people who thought it was slow. total eyeroll at people who wanted some deeper meaning.

bnw, Monday, 11 June 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

Like the filmmakers, you mean?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 June 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

Working backwards from that smug Lindelof interview, I see that he is rewriting "World War Z." No doubt the cure for zombies will be ... faith. And hope. And maybe we are the zombies, and they are us, and they have always been here and part of us. And also smoke monsters.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 June 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

Just saw this and found it totally entertaining. Not sure why a board that champions The Fast and the Furious and Miami Vice: The Movie! is scrutinizing this with such agonizing detail.

Darin, Monday, 11 June 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

because it tries to be something else and doesn't really succeed. we have to make sure it KNOWS ITS GODDAMN PLACE.

Also I liked this movie a lot but it's not a patch on Miami Vice.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Monday, 11 June 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link

I think I went into the theater w/such low expectations based on this thread, I was really surprised. It's beautiful, creepy, scary... I don't know... I think a little suspension of disbelief goes a long way.

Darin, Monday, 11 June 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

Honestly my only enduring beef with this is going to be in the editing/pacing; I thought tons of aspects of the plot/characterization were DUMB but basically admired their refusal to make anything like the creepy suspenseful Alien prequel promised by the trailer, which would have been mediocre but basically acceptable to everybody.... but boy was the pacing of this thing weird. Half the time I was convinced my theater was running the film too fast, particularly in the opening flyover montages.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 June 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

Second viewing brought a very weird moment into focus -- Shaw and Janek on the bridge after Fifield's attack and death, with Janek talking about it being a military installation and etc. You could tell the scene as filmed was nothing but tense anger and fear, but the music, taking Shaw's note about a chance to meet the Engineers finally happening, busts into that demi-Star Trek hopeful theme. Very jarring.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

Was it like Chipmunks & Aliens?

StanM, Monday, 11 June 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

xpost obv

StanM, Monday, 11 June 2012 04:26 (eleven years ago) link

Hahah, I dunno about that, but boy did things seem jumpy and rushed for a film that seemed to want to play up mystery and majesty, there's almost nothing in this movie that's allowed to unfold as opposed to just happen. Less would really have been more here - - - assuming suspense and wonder were desired goals, of which I'm not convinced. But boy is it easy to imagine a slower and more effective horror film out of much of this same stuff, with the screentime devoted to pointless subplots used to just give the existing scenes more space.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 June 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

Saw this today

- my first and lasting thought throughout the whole movie, no matter what I made of the 'meat' of it, was how GREAT it is to see a sci-fi flick that looks like this on the big screen. I can't think of the last time I felt that exhilarated

- the first half of the movie had the right notes of suspense, and I thought Fassbender's character was fascinating. (Loved that when everyone was say 'now don't touch anything' he'd just wander round like a 5 year old plonking his hands in stuff, opening pods and yknow, whatever)

- the 2nd half of the movie felt like it was missing huge chunks of plot, and the characters just became so watered down that I lost the heart of the story somewhere, I felt. Like, it was actioning its way to an ending but Shaw's not really Ripley-ing it up and Charlize Theron's kinda not a baddie anymore and Fassbender falls apart literally...it felt like half a movie to me. I think that's the most frustrating thing to me was that it wasn't BAD, but it wasn't GREAT. It was kinda boring, but in ways where you could almost see how good it could have been. Then again, I'm a little bit glad that it wasn't as crap as I'm afraid it would be.

- TOO MUCH BLOODY MUSIC. If they had dialed down the score to half, that alone would have made it a better filmed. It was SO telegraphed. Like, not quite Glory levels of heartstring tugging but it got really annoying really quickly.

- I would like to watch it again when it's released on bluray, because goddamn it was a gorgeous looking movie

- The one good thing to come out of it is that it sent me straight to my dvd collection to rewatch Alien. Goddammit how great is that fucking movie. BALLS TO THE WALL greatest ever.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 June 2012 05:35 (eleven years ago) link

for fun & contrast, go back & watch Aliens and count how many scenes _don't_ have music, especially the hyper tense ones near the end.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Monday, 11 June 2012 06:00 (eleven years ago) link

EXACTLY.

So much silence, it makes it sooooooooo much scarier.

I also really love how he tricked you with the camera angles, like shooting really low so you're not sure if you're looking from the alien's POV or if that's just where the camera is. He really makes you second guess yourself. It's like the movie's got a mind of its own, it zigs when you think it is going to zag...it really makes you work for the scares. I forgot how clever he was about that stuff.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 June 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link

Everybody otm re: the music. I wish they could have just used the original Jerry Goldsmith score and left it at that.

Darin, Monday, 11 June 2012 06:22 (eleven years ago) link

Scans of concept art & unused designs from the film's art book:

http://www.avpgalaxy.net/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=lastup&cat=-302

(in french)

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Monday, 11 June 2012 07:00 (eleven years ago) link

xp there were some nods to Goldsmith's score, like when Guy "Hologram" Pearce appears to give his opening convocation.

Here are some SMS messages between Dr. Shaw and the Engineers that might explain things better. (My favorite: "All will be revealed in James Cameron's PROMETHEUSES.")

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 11 June 2012 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

xposting The reason this movie (which I didn't hate) makes for such an easy target is that it explicitly claims to be tackling Big Questions while simultaneously jamming in mythology from the earlier Alien movies. It's not a matter of suspension of disbelief - that's a given - it's a fundamental matter of poor storytelling and failing to adequately explain itself to justify all the extraneous theology and whatnot that, reading between the lines, Lindelof clearly added to the script, which began as a more traditional alien film but mutated (heh) into something else, yet which still fails to seal the deal on its own terms (see: Ridley et al. pussing out on the Jesus stuff). This is not an amorphous, enigmatic mood cloud like "Tree of Life," or even "2001." This is a movie that is clearly missing large gaps of narrative, for whatever reason, which is a different, messier, more disappointing sort of creature.

Speaking of which, they clearly leave in a reference to something that happened 2000 years ago, and this takes place on Christmas, and all that stuff. I bet the movie used to be much longer and more Jesus-y, but it was cut to shreds to fit a slightly different mold. Perhaps we will get the theological cut in the future, one that also restores the scene where the stupid geologist and map guy clearly get high together before meeting their makers (as such).

Oh, and yeah, this movie at its best is nowhere near as good as "Miami Vice." It's probably about as good as "Fast and the Furious," or one of its sequels, but I've never seen them. They're the ones about Jesus coming back to earth as a drag racer or something, right?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 June 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link

i watched alien t'other night and at one point about 20 mins in there's some sort of countdown and all you hear is "mark, 12, 11". obv cuz of all the jesus stuff in this one i had to investigate:

"This was the Lord's doing , and it is marvellous in our eyes?"

DO YOU SEE

Crackle Box, Monday, 11 June 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

i had the same reaction to this as i had with tron legacy. total letdown but glad i saw it at the imax because the production/fx/sound/3d is really incredible

Crackle Box, Monday, 11 June 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

i don't have much new to add to the general consensus: looked amazing, was a total mess plot-wise. the outer space/planets sfx were particularly impressive.

so at the end, noomi is going off to find the engineers' planet. but what is she going to eat/drink for the entire time she's on the ship? she grabbed like three cans of food when she was in the escape pod.

has there been any discussion of the opening scene and what it means? i was wondering if the implication was that the engineers created humanity by accident - the one engineer kills himself, he disintegrates into the water, but we see his dna streams mutating and floating around - maybe this was the beginning of life/evolution on earth?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 June 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

Opening scene was what happens when you have one too many Jaegarbombs.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 11 June 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

i did like fassbender

charlize theron/idris elba hookup scene was so embarrassing and awful

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 June 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

but what is she going to eat/drink for the entire time she's on the ship? she grabbed like three cans of food when she was in the escape pod.

Was thinking that myself. Maybe the cans were all bouillon.

There's muttering about the opening scene elsewhere -- Scott has apparently said that the Engineer was engaged in an act of willing sacrifice as opposed to punishment and therefore that he was consciously creating life, but that the planet he was on wasn't necessarily meant to be Earth.

charlize theron/idris elba hookup scene was so embarrassing and awful

I'd love to know who was the Stephen Stills dork on the creative team.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

uggggggggggh

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 June 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

Ridley said the opening scene was not necessarily earth, and was just there to show some sort of symbiotic relationship between the Engineers - how the fuck did Noomi determine they invented us? - and creation. But of course, by dropping the Jesus stuff there is absolutely no motivation for the Engineers to mobilize fleets of bio-weapons aimed at earth, and even then ... why didn't they do it? Why were they all dead? Why did it take the arrival of Expedition Team Idiot to wake the one guy up, who is all, yawn, what day is it? Oh, yeah, Christmas. Christmas! Shit, I'm late! I need to jump in my ship and destroy the earth! Better thousands of years late than never, right? I'll be there in a jif, in two or so years.

Would have liked the movie to have ended on a surreal relativity-based car chase, with the alien ship and Prometheus racing back to earth at the speed of light, for two years, its pilots glowering at each other through the portholes.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 June 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

In the future, "Love the One You're With" will be the only musical relic of the 20th century. Sort of like "All Along the Watchtower" in "BSG."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 June 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

maybe the engineers wanted to destroy earth to eliminate any memory of stephen stills

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 June 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

I would be happy if that were so.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

We're already way ahead of them anyway.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 11 June 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

maaaany xposts re Damon Lindelof i09 interview: "I was called to take the ball into the end zone." By which he means tear the ball into tiny pieces and hide the pieces all over the field and add smoke monsterand everyone stands around wondering wtf is even happening until both teams just get bored and go home.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

He is the absolute worst.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

he is not smart in the way that i would like someone who has a part in writing this movie to be smart

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

i am sad about the state of hollywood

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

again

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

Rrrobyn y u no rite scripts for Hollywood?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

i have heard that that way is full of suffering

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

And the spoiler-heavy video responses are starting to come in:

the Half in the Bag/RedLetterMedia guys:

http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-prometheus/

Two other dudes on the internet:

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2012/06/08/vlog-6-8-12-prometheus/

I kinda want a full Plinkett review of the flick just b/c these guys do great deconstructions as to what can go wrong with a script, and the 2nd vid gets across the emotional component of concentrated frustration and disappointment with the flick, even if they go a bit hyperbolic and some of their points are incorrect.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

This was truly one of the most beautiful sci-fi flicks I've ever seen, even moreso than Avatar and Tron Legacy, IMO it's a better movie than them both, but I don't really have anything good else to say about it outside of how great the whole look and feel of everything was

frogbs, Monday, 11 June 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

i have heard that that way is full of suffering

Tom Lennon & Ben Garant from Reno 911 wrote a book about it:

http://www.amazon.com/Writing-Movies-Fun-Profit-Billion/dp/1439186766

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510ZqZkEDJL.jpg

Which is a charming book but a bit sad that two guys responsible for great comedy that they themselves star in also turned out a book about how to be studio hacks.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

i don't even have questions about the plot and "science" and whatever. my questions are like:
why was charlize's character not more central? why did she have to die? such bs. i mean, the only time i cared about the boring main scientist woman character whose name i can't even remember because who cares was when she was in the surgery pod but that was mostly because of my own sympathetic-imagined-pain response

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

wouldn't good-looking movies be better if they were actually good movies

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

then they would be feel good movies

or think good movies

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

no

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder if there was an exact turning point when ridley scott and james cameron became artless boring assholes or if the transition was so gradual that they were able to watch it happen with weary amusement

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

I can't say much for Scott, but for James Cameron, it was somewhere between T2 and True Lies

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

the artless boring assholes burst from their chests during dinner

the late great, Monday, 11 June 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder if there was an exact turning point when ridley scott and james cameron became artless boring assholes or if the transition was so gradual that they were able to watch it happen with weary amusement

With Scott, I'd place it right after Thelma & Louise: 1492, White Squall, and G.I. Jane is an embarrassing run.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 11 June 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

T&L itself is a little embarassing but it has a lot to recommend it. it is, at least, INTERESTING

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

Cameron executes his own banal ideas near-flawlessly. He still understands the underpinnings of a big-budget popcorn movie. Scott hasn't written a script since film school in 1965, and hasn't worked against budget/SFX limitations, or with great scriptwriters, for a couple decades.

The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

Say what you will about Avatar, but if you can accept the premise and Cameron script touchstones like the crescendo of false endings, its really well made and paced throughout.

The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

Scott hasn't written a script since film school in 1965, and hasn't worked against budget/SFX limitations, or with great scriptwriters, for a couple decades.

^^u&k

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

Cameron also has the rather amusing qualifier of becoming a mad deep-sea billionaire

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

The dif. between Scott and Cameron is that Scott is an intellectual (art school!) and Cameron defiantly anti-intellectual (drop out, former truck driver, self-taught). I don't mean necessarily that intellectual=good, but that Scott has always had very interesting things to say about even his least interesting films - he's engaged - whereas Cameron has always fixated on the tech over intelligence. One outcome of that disparity is that Cameron has always wielded his success as a big hubris-y fuck you to detractors, whereas Ridley has parlayed his success into any number of journeyman distractions. All Cameron films share a certain DNA - thematically, structurally, in the script - but aside from a technical proficiency Scott has been all over the place. Cameron is also more of a auteur/egoist, and consistent. Scott, from what I understand, recognizes the value of collaboration, even though in his case it's resulted in a bunch of shitty movies.

Just riffing here. Each has been responsible for a few of my favorite films of all time, as well as a few of my absolute least.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 June 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

i think the intellectual/anti-intellectual thing might be more about their personae than about who they actually are

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

Scott has always had very interesting things to say about even his least interesting films - he's engaged

Agreed. I believe I stuck up for American Gangster and Kingdom of Heaven somewhere else here. Neither are essential viewing, but at least it feels like he gave a shit about them.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 11 June 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

Grumblings from around the web suggest that there is a chunk cut from the flick before theatrical release.

What I'm wondering is: would more of this movie actually be a good thing? Could you really smooth out all the faults by adding in missing bits, assuming they were even shot?

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Monday, 11 June 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

I really do believe the movie would have been much better with an extra 20 or so minutes of Fassbinder at the beginning. They could have covered a lot of missed ground in a really subtle way.

xpost Both are ace technicians, regardless, but at least going by his commentary tracks (and from friends who have worked with him), Scott doesn't ever seem like a hothead doofus. That's perhaps why he's able to adapt to so many different things (crap projects or not). But Cameron espouses a proto-Bay like arrogance tempered by, I guess, undeniable results. He couldn't do anything other than what he does if he tried, which is why the farther he moves away from what he does best- focusing on actual words, say, rather than battles or explosions - the worse his movies are.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 June 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

xposting myself: I was shocked when I saw the run time was only a hair over 2 hours. In this day and age, I was expecting at least 2.5 for a project of his magnitude.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 June 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

Armond smackdown!

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

So I still haven't seen this, though I will, but in re the music...

I got the score CD and have listened to it 3 or 4 times. There are two composers on this thing: Marc Streitenfeld and Harry Gregson-Williams. HGW was hired to write the broad sort of golden age sounding 'Prometheus Theme', which in the film, I gather, is tracked and retracked all over the damn place to the point of absurdity. Streitenfeld did the synth-heavy brooding sound designy bits (and it's in one of his cues that the Goldsmith quote plays).

On CD, where you hear the grandiose bit in three Gregson-Williams tracks surrounded by the dark textural Streitenfeld shit, it's pretty damn enjoyable. I hadn't listened to any of Streitenfeld's film music before; I guess he's Scott's usual sound editor? Anyway, liked the Prometheus album enough to download his score for that Liam Neeson on ice movie The Grey...

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Monday, 11 June 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

What I'm wondering is: would more of this movie actually be a good thing? Could you really smooth out all the faults by adding in missing bits, assuming they were even shot?

It's possible. The director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven is 45 minutes longer and re-emphazised much of the story. I never saw the initial theatrical version, but this copy/paste from Wikipedia is interesting:

After the pitching of this film, studio marketing executives took it to be an action-adventure hybrid rather than what Ridley Scott and William Monahan intended it to be: a historical epic examining religious conflict. 20th Century Fox promoted the film as an action movie with heavy elements of romance and, in their advertising campaign, made much of the "From the Director of Gladiator" slogan. When Scott presented the 194-minute version of the film to the studio, they balked at the length. Studio head Tom Rothman ordered the film to be trimmed down to only two hours, as he did not believe that a modern audience would go to see a three-hour-and-fifteen-minute movie. Ultimately, Rothman's decision backfired, as the film gained mixed reviews (with many commenting that the film seemed "incomplete") and severely under-performed at the US box office.

The Director's Cut (DC) has received a distinctly more positive reception from film critics than the theatrical release, with some reviewers suggesting that it is the most substantial Director's Cut of all time and a title to equal any of Scott's other works., offering a much greater insight into the motivations of individual characters. Scott and his crew have all stated that they consider the Director's Cut to be the true version of the film and the theatrical cut more of an action movie trailer for the real film[citation needed]. Alexander Siddig, the Sudanese-born actor who played Imad ad-Din al-Isfahani, in particular agitated for the release of an extended cut.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 11 June 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Hmm. Yeah, I've hear his cut of KoH is actually worth seeing, and is kinda bleah otherwise.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Monday, 11 June 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

Trying to recall which cut I saw on TV during my recent trip home but I assume it was the longer one.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

So much for Asimov's laws:

What was David's motivation for "infecting" Holloway with black goop?

Damon Lindelof: I say that the short answer is: That's his programming. In the scene preceding him doing that, he is talking to Weyland (although we don't know it at the time) and he's telling Weyland that this is a bust. That they haven't found anything on this mission other than the stuff in the vials. And Weyland presumably says to him, "Well, what's in the vials?" And David would say, "I'm not entirely sure, we'll have to run some experiments." And Weyland would say, "What would happen if you put it in inside a person?" And David would say, "I don't know, I'll go find out." He doesn't know that he's poisoning Holloway, he asks Holloway, "What would you be willing to do to get the answers to your questions?" Holloway says, "Anything and everything." And that basically overrides whatever ethical programming David is mandated by, [allowing him] to spike his drink.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

is it creepy to anyone else that the android is the most interesting character/person in this movie

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

It's something I haven't seen in science fiction, which is a sense of racism or bigotry towards androids and synthetic life.

stopped reading

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

so basically this person has not read any science fiction

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 11 June 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

or seen the first couple alien movies.

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

But temples and feet and Romans and gods and pandas and plugs and...

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

Entirely possible/likely that Lindelof hates anything/everything to do with sf/geek culture and is busy destroying it from the inside.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

this sort of makes me fear for the new ST movie :(

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

Waiting for the battle royale when he and Whedon face off.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder if there was an exact turning point when ridley scott and james cameron became artless boring assholes or if the transition was so gradual that they were able to watch it happen with weary amusement

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, June 11, 2012 10:27 AM (3 hours ago)

in scott's case, i suspect that it was so gradual that he still isn't aware that anything has changed

contenderizer, Monday, 11 June 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

and sanpaku OTM re: avatar. the story told may be simplistic, predictable and derivative, but in terms of the construction of cinematic narrative, cameron's running rings around scott.

contenderizer, Monday, 11 June 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

"Hey! We don't serve their kind here!"

"What?"

"Your droids. They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here."

the late great, Monday, 11 June 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

Waiting for the battle royale when he and Whedon face off.

Eh, in this fight I think I liked Whedon's "Alien" worse.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 June 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

haha i just ranted a bit on the phone to my dad about this movie
but my dad is to blame for most of what i learned and loved about movies in my formative years, so this is par for the course

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

is it creepy to anyone else that the android is the most interesting character/person in this movie

No. See also 2001, Blade Runner

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 11 June 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

Short Circuit

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

Heartbeeps

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

ah, good point
i only think it's creepy because everyone else is so boring
xps

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

Ridley now officially promising 20 minutes more added (in some way) for eventually DVD release:

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/ridley-scott-says-there-will-be-an-extended-cut-of-prometheus-on-dvd-blu-ray-that-runs-20-minutes-longer-20120611#

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

the more shit you eat, the better it tastes!

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

boo. i want it cut down to 30 minutes of gore, space porn and pushups.

contenderizer, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

Dramatically, I’m about putting bums on seats. For me to separate my idea of commerce from art—I’d be a fool. You can’t do that. I wouldn’t be allowed to do the films I do. So I’m very user friendly as far as the studios are concerned. To a certain extent, I’m a businessman. I’m aware that’s what I have to do. It’s my job.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

Also, the more I think about it, the weirder it is that all their assumptions about the engineers come from the fact they they went into the very first building they saw and never looked elsewhere--even though we saw a whole string of buildings, and never looked anywhere else on the planet. It's like an alien landing in Birmingham, looking at a closed-up newsagents, shrugging and leaving.

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Monday, 11 June 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

How conveeeeeenient.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

Bait and switch if you ask me

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

I liked this film - I guess I managed to ignore the slightly sketchy stuff. The thing that struck me the most is how clearly it illustrates how people's interaction with computers has changed in the last thirty years or so. In Prometheus (apparently before Alien), computers are everywhere for people to call up at any point they like and do pretty much anything with. In Alien, the spaceship appears to be entirely controlled by what looks a bit like an Apple 2, and only whoever's in charge has any access to it as it's stored in locked room, surrounded by mysterious blinking lights.

Keith, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

the more I think about it, the weirder it is that all their assumptions about the engineers come from the fact they they went into the very first building they saw and never looked elsewhere--even though we saw a whole string of buildings, and never looked anywhere else on the planet. It's like an alien landing in Birmingham, looking at a closed-up newsagents, shrugging and leaving.

― seven league bootie (James Morrison), Monday, June 11, 2012 3:43 PM (1 minute ago)

^ OTM. they decide that the "engineers" are gone forever simply because they don't find a live one in the first building they enter? are you fucking kidding me?

and that's really only the tip of the iceberg. they thoughtlessly expose themselves to all sorts of contaminants, they don't follow even the most basic archaeological protocols, they have no biological decontamination procedure (something that alien handled very effectively), they constantly leap to wild conclusions and take suicidal risks on the flimsiest evidence, their interpersonal relationships are absurd, and they seem to have no understanding of either spirituality or science.

the things the people in this movie do - motivated, more often than not, by a "faith" that just appears out of nowhere and tells them how to act and think - are completely ludicrous. the behavior on display is not that of typical, dimwit horror movie victims. it's much, much less comprehensible. in terms of character motivation, this movie reminded me of art experiments like possession than ordinary or even bad cinematic drama. i honestly had to believe that every single character in the film had simply gone insane.

contenderizer, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

It's something I haven't seen in science fiction, which is a sense of racism or bigotry towards androids and synthetic life

This is just astonishing. Virtually every single film with a robot in deals with it! The original alienses and star wars as already mentioned, blade runner, AI. I Robot ffs!

Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 11 June 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

OTM. Capek's R.U.R. which CREATED the friggen word "robot" is about bigotry towards/exploitation of robots.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

honestly had to believe that every single character in the film had simply gone insane.

^ this is actually a semi-satisfactory explanation for what happens in the film: crazy, minor-league archaologist couple find and decode cave paintings. they convince crazy rich guy that they have found the creator. being crazy and super old, he decides to fund a trip to a distant star in hopes of finding god and making god make him less old. he hires a crew of unskilled and mentally challenged "scientists" to use as test subjects in his dealings with god. he brings his non-crazy robot along to keep the peace, along with his half-crazy daughter (who may also be a robot, but mostly just needs to get laid).

somehow, miraculously, this ship of the damned does manage to find god, or something like it, but things go to hell anyway.

contenderizer, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

that is an interesting observation, keith. sci-fi is always a reflection of its time, of course, so i guess Prometheus is also reflecting how our shallow cultural desires to consume meaningless beauty and spectacle, no matter how good they feel for no matter how short a time, are ultimately no substitute for the human connection created by good storytelling. that makes it better to me, theoretically.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

haha and also a reflection that crazy people run the world/economy
xp

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 June 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

I like that explanation. At least then I can imagine one of the engineers breaking out into "Hail, hail, fire and snow, call the angel, we will go, far away, for to see, friendly angel come to me."

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

also can we take a moment to lol that after establishing that the Engineers were planning to destroy humans, that Mr Weyland still thinks it's a great idea to go to the Engineer and ASK THEM to heal him.

"Humans? We hates them!!! Except you, old dude in stupid makeup, you can live forever no worries."

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 June 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

so I saw this, and then I read this thread, and all I can say is: all you people trying to extract coherent hard SF from a film that has that c-section scene just sound bonkers. Possession isn't a bad reference point actually, as an example of another film which switches up genres from ponderous art-film to break-any-rule symbolic horror.

but really you guys, half the whining on this thread -- the part of me going 'so wait, a single drop of grey goo can infect a man with oral contact, but grey semen simply impregnates the mother without infecting her bloodstream' kind of stops complaining about anything once I realize that this is a film that can kind of casually throw in a batshit awesome scene like that.

Milton Parker, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

This is just astonishing. Virtually every single film with a robot in deals with it! The original alienses and star wars as already mentioned, blade runner, AI. I Robot ffs!

tbf he is just an actor (ie a moron)

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I'm going to go with how two years in cryosleep drove them all insane, especially the Tom Hardy bro.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Monday, 11 June 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

xpost sorry still a little rant left in me

I mean the film actually has her watching the machine stapling her severed belly back up -- in horror but also with impatience, because she needs to escape the snarling jellyfish baby that has just been pulled from her own womb

if you are still quibbling with a single aspect of the failed 'world-building' in the script, instead of just laughing hysterically -- I don't get it! the film has idiot-proofed itself, you are wasting your time calling it silly

Milton Parker, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

Remember that she helps pull it from her own womb, and drags out the placenta which she has to snap in half.

Say, why would an environmental suit be flammable?

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Monday, 11 June 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

"Sort of like how 'inflammable' means the same as 'flammable'? Boy, I learned that one the hard way...."

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Monday, 11 June 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

"not for use in fiery environments"

the late great, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

more like origin of the feces amirite

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaa that is the best

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

I liked this film - I guess I managed to ignore the slightly sketchy stuff. The thing that struck me the most is how clearly it illustrates how people's interaction with computers has changed in the last thirty years or so. In Prometheus (apparently before Alien), computers are everywhere for people to call up at any point they like and do pretty much anything with. In Alien, the spaceship appears to be entirely controlled by what looks a bit like an Apple 2, and only whoever's in charge has any access to it as it's stored in locked room, surrounded by mysterious blinking lights.

I briefly thought about this at the time, but then I considered: maybe the Nostromo was launched on its original mission many, many years before Prometheus.

Also, you dudes that made fun of the flute, did you realize that that's another cop from Herzog's "Cave of Forgotten Dreams?" The first is the cave paintings, obviously, but there's a part in the Herzog doc where some dude explains the universality of the flute in ancient cultures, and whittles some primitive flute out of a stick to demonstrate. Clearly that's what "Prometheus" was going for/borrowing from.

(The flute was still Zelda-stupid.)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

I briefly thought about this at the time, but then I considered: maybe the Nostromo was launched on its original mission many, many years before Prometheus.

nah, the crew of the nostromo are clearly used to what they do: going out and coming back, rinse and repeat. they can't be sleeping too long on each leg, or their contracts wouldn't be worth anything on return, companies and even systems of government would have risen and fallen "overnight". i suppose they could have been diverted a few decades off course, but there's nothing in the original film to suggest that this is the case. they seem to have been awakened early, not late.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

xp yeah it's amazing the countless ways in which the flute has been incorporated into modern, technological society. can't imagine getting through the day without tootling one.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

The skin flute, maybe.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

Zing!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, nerds on it already:

http://www.prometheusforum.net/discussion/1112/alienprometheus-timelines/p1

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

I think I might go back for a re-watch this weekend. I can't get the visuals out of my head. It's deeply flawed but if it looks as good on second viewing as I remember it, then I'll take it for what it is.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

It does look as good, trust me. Arguably it looks even better, you kinda know where to draw your eye now.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I saw it first in IMAX 3D, second time in a run-down regular theater. It played better the second time, actually. My opinion of the film is basically the same: beautiful, entertaining, yet frustrating.

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 04:36 (eleven years ago) link

Fassbender owns the movie, IMO.

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 04:38 (eleven years ago) link

saw it again

there's way too much great stuff in this movie to quibble, and it makes a lot more sense than I thought it did the second time; I missed how the snakes evolved from the goo hitting the maggots. how could I have missed that? too busy laughing

Milton Parker, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:29 (eleven years ago) link

can I just say that the eye worm wigged me the fuck out

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:32 (eleven years ago) link

can y'all summarize the reactions on this thread because i just saw this piece of shit and i want to see if any of you suckers fell for it

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:44 (eleven years ago) link

I resent films that are so shallow they rely entirely on their visual effects, and of course science fiction films are notorious for this. I've always felt that there's another way to do it: a lot of effort should be expended toward rendering the environment of the spaceship, or space travel, whatever the fantastic setting of your story should be–as convincingly as possible, but always in the background. That way the story and the characters emerge and they become more real.[16]

–Ron Cobb on his designs for Alien.

Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:45 (eleven years ago) link

i don't even know where to start, the whole christian sci-fi thing, the uninteresting and frankly stupid characters, the fact that wherever the original movie(s) took interesting turns this thing went for the most boring clichés, THE FACT THAT THE SPACE JOCKEY IS JUST A BIG ANGRY BALD GUY

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:45 (eleven years ago) link

also like... so lead scientist lady and her (totally horrible, couldn't wait for him to die) boyfriend deduce from some cave paintings of a tall guy and stars that the stars are the home of humanity's creators (WHY), so they go there, they find this incredible archaeological ruin and actual BODIES of these creatures, the greatest most important find in human history, and they get all depressed because there was no one to talk to in the first building they went into?

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:47 (eleven years ago) link

if you had told me that the scifi flick of the year would be men in black 3 by a mile...

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link

the scientists' obsession with talking to the aliums gets really annoying

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:50 (eleven years ago) link

i hate movies where the lead characters are really stupid and make the stupidest assumptions and then they turn out to be RIGHT

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:51 (eleven years ago) link

this movie is really everything that went wrong about LOST (dumb characters, lame christian-izing)

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:52 (eleven years ago) link

we are on the same side i am so glad seriously WTFFFF

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:53 (eleven years ago) link

i'm actually kind of angry at my friends right now for liking it. but they secretly know i'm right.

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:56 (eleven years ago) link

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
on a cross around my neck please take care of it maybe it is aliens
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
oh it's in my side pocket i kept it for you because

WHO CARES

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:57 (eleven years ago) link

if only this movie had just been fassbender-android and a ship and aliens

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

i hated how he got all smirky and smart alecky at the end "hope it all came out okay OOPS POOR CHOICE OF WORDS ;)"

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:01 (eleven years ago) link

the worst thing about the space jockey was the reveal that he didnt actually have a cool space elephant head, it was just a dumb helmet. but i did like the concept of the big reveal of the space jockey being the equivalent of them walking in on god smoking a bong... god wakes up and finds out he has some kids he didn't know about, and pretends he doesnt know them

Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:03 (eleven years ago) link

"father... my maker... how do i become immortal???"
"uhh, who are you again?"

Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:04 (eleven years ago) link

agh
yet i couldn't even hate him though or really feel anything about him except 'wow, bad writing/execution of plot'
the old movies and hair dying and accent doing though and dream invading, good. red-laser droids, good. surgery chamber, yes. the rest, transparently manipulative, pointless.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

I weirdly didn't mind the reveal of the aliens being flute-playing marble statues. Maybe I'm getting old and softheaded, IDK.

I hated the stupid characters though.

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:18 (eleven years ago) link

some excellent points there. xp

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:18 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yeah the Christian shit was pretty unforgiveable

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:23 (eleven years ago) link

it's the whole movie man. the last line is "this is dr. shaw in the year of OUR LORD 2193..." before she goes off to certain doom in order to redeem humanity

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:25 (eleven years ago) link

did someone post that interview where ridley scott is like the whole reason the engineers hate us is because we killed jeezo

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:25 (eleven years ago) link

god decides to annihilate earth cuz hes tired of paying child support

Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

the whole basic premise of the movie is so poorly explained, it's like a video game plot. so the engineers created us for some reason... and then something something they got mad, now they hate us... so they left cave paintings.. so we'd come visit them after their own weapons destroyed them... oh well we'll explain it in the sequel

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:27 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0

Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:27 (eleven years ago) link

lol that's good.

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

"why did the aliens leave star maps behind that just led to their weapons research facility?"

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

That video was perfect

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:36 (eleven years ago) link

yes i feel more at peace after watching it haha

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

"is david a secret asshole"

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

that guy should be making major cash as a story editor

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:38 (eleven years ago) link

The fact that lindelo gets hired to write major blockbusters and this guy's relegated to making internet vids =proof that god is a cruel ringmaster

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:46 (eleven years ago) link

That should have been the subtitle to Prometheus, actually

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:47 (eleven years ago) link

*crul

Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:53 (eleven years ago) link

Haaaaa

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 06:56 (eleven years ago) link

Money quote from the Red Letter Media review:

"In regard to the hate for this movie: If you're one of those people who gets that upset over this movie, then you should probably stop watching movies altogether. In a world of 'Jack and Jill's, and 'What to expect when you're expecting's and movies like that, an ambitious but incredibly flawed sci-fi film, if that's what gets you horribly upset, then there's no hope for you."

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 07:48 (eleven years ago) link

Then they clarify that by saying " Slight disappointment (we) can understand, but not "this is the worst movie ever""

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 07:50 (eleven years ago) link

It's not the worst movie ever by any means. It's not even 'bad', because there are, as mentioned, too many technically good things about it for it to be outright bad. It's just fucking stupid, and it's fucking stupid because of Lindeloff, I'd wager.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 08:02 (eleven years ago) link

What has Lindeloff done right that inspires people to keep hiring him?

Peaceniks, Homos, and Potheads Who Wear Ties (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 09:03 (eleven years ago) link

"In regard to the hate for this movie: If you're one of those people who gets that upset over this movie, then you should probably stop watching movies altogether. In a world of 'Jack and Jill's, and 'What to expect when you're expecting's and movies like that, an ambitious but incredibly flawed sci-fi film, if that's what gets you horribly upset, then there's no hope for you."

Jack and Jill is a litterbox full of cat shit. Prometheus is a nice bowl of ice cream with a few cat turds in it. I tolerate a litterbox full of cat shit in my house but cat turds in my ice cream would be a deal-breaker.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 09:22 (eleven years ago) link

I'm kind of curious about Cowboys & Aliens now - I assumed that it was a dumb actioner with Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford - is there a twist where the aliens are mistaken space Jesuses or something?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 09:47 (eleven years ago) link

Nah they're just grasshopper-looking critters mining for gold

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 10:04 (eleven years ago) link

What has Lindeloff done right that inspires people to keep hiring him?

― Peaceniks, Homos, and Potheads Who Wear Ties (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 09:03 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

made an incredibly popular and influential tv show that millions of people watched and some of them even appear to be well adjusted human beings and will defend it if it comes up in conversation

thomp, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 10:53 (eleven years ago) link

i really want to see this movie so i can come up with a contrarian defense of it

thomp, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link

Devin at BadAssDigest made the joke that the World War Z movie is in such a bad state now they brought in Lendelof to rewrite _the ending_

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link

made an incredibly popular and influential tv show that millions of people watched and some of them even appear to be well adjusted human beings and will defend it if it comes up in conversation

Crossing Jordan? Nash Bridges?

Peaceniks, Homos, and Potheads Who Wear Ties (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 11:59 (eleven years ago) link

i don't follow yr argument

thomp, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 12:04 (eleven years ago) link

I guess I'm kind of amazed anyone hires the guy after Lost fell apart so drastically.

Peaceniks, Homos, and Potheads Who Wear Ties (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

otm about zombies. Too many zombies. Quit it already!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

So it looks like Lindeloff is responding to some of Red Letter Media's questions on Twitter right now..

nate woolls, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

No, he's saying he *can* answer them without doing so. Which is pretty much what he does.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

7h Damon Lindelof ‏@DamonLindelof
I can answer at least four of these questions. http://youtu.be/-x1YuvUQFJ0 #Genius

4 of the 55 or so put forth. thanks, damon.

circa1916, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

It is possible that he is pointing out that even Damon Lindelof, who we would naturally turn to for answers, is no wiser than us - gently reproving us for fixating on external wisdom rather than fully inhabiting the question.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

WE ARE ALL 'LOST'

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

And then his chest bursts open.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

thoughts on this, after dodging this thread for SO LONG because I didn't want spoilers, and then I just didn't want to engage with it for a few days:

- Am I insane, or was Ridley Scott once a lot more critical than he now is? The set design and everything is nice, but the interviews with other people in the extra material from Alien and Blade Runner led me to believe he'd challenge the writers or crew or know when to make compromises to make a better film. Maybe I am giving the dude too much credit.

- The state of Hollywood screenwriting is shit. The entire "get one dude to give you a script with crazy ideas, then pass it to someone else to punch it up" school is total horseshit, or at least the bane of modern scriptwriting. I know this was the case with Alien, but I feel like it was more collaborative. I keep coming back to the fact that unexplained things (Space Jockey!) or hints at the nature of the characters outside the film is welcome, but modern script doctoring and shit editing has led to this point where ideas from different revisions of the script are thrown in and DO NOTHING BUT DILUTE THE FILM.

Shaw's family flashbacks? Who gives a fuck? The android can watch your dreams? Do something with that instead of a tossed-off line! You figured out having direct Jesus references was maybe bad? Excise that shit from the script completely! The "oh they were coming to kill us 2000 years ago" shit should have been changed to some other non-Jesusy number. This western/Christian-centric horseshit is embarrassing in 2012 in a film that reaches at more than human history, so stfu screenwriters.

I blame Lindelof for nothing, directly, because Scott was the one who filmed the script. The best lines, including the Lawrence of Arabia homage, were in the trailer. The "a king has his reign.." speech was cheesy but Charlize Theron pulled it off!

Oh yeah, and wtf is with "You should keep going, what would <weak husband character> have wanted you to do?" was such bullshit. Like a woman can't have her own motivations without being inspired by dead dude who was relatively uninspiring?

Movie would have been better if she yelled "GIVE ME A SPACE ABORTION, NOW!" at the machine btw

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

btw I'm totally going to go watch this again because it was pretty and because I liked the android and Noomi Rapace running around in her underwear

and because I am a horrible human being

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

heroic effort to find meaning http://cavalorn.livejournal.com/584135.html

stet, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

btw I actually really enjoyed the fact that Weyland has this huge sense of self importance, has made all these great things, and the engineer dude just rips off his prized creation's head and clubs him to death with it.

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

that was good, i will agree

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

i really think Noomi's whole character and look were wrong/off, except for the part where she ran around in bloody bandages, of course

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

Some questions:

- What the hell is that giant fossilised thing in the chair? Why is this never answered?

- How come all those eggs were just sitting around in that chamber? You're telling me they were waiting for that crew to come along? How does that work?

- Why didn't the crew run after the chestburster straight away? They've seen what it can do, and yet they all just stand there. Talk about stupid.

- How did the facehugger get onto Kane's face? He was wearing a helmet. Surely if it used acid that would have burned Kane's face.

-How the hell does the creature grow to a full adult in, what, a day? Stupid writing.

- Why did Ash not do a better job of hiding the info on the computer?

- What are the creatures? Where do they come from? How were the eggs made? What is their relation to the dude in the chair? We're never told

I mean all this is just sloppy writing. I guess we're going to have to wait till some hypothetical sequels to find out the answers to this stuff?

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

alien v pokemon: Prometheus Down

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, and why the hell did the crew refer to that areas as a "pyramid"? Were the walls particularly angled implying a pyramid shape, or is it just because the original Alien script referred to a pyramid and they were too stupid to have the Prometheus script actually make sense in and of itself?

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

glumdalclitch trying hard to troll, none of the points really that baiting, sorry

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

"Movie doesn't explain what things are or how they work" and "characters make dumb decisions to help the plot along" are really different from "plot starts to meander and then drops that thread" and "movie tries to make references to Jesus"

Alien gained a lot by not having any real philosophy!

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

glumdalclith FAIL

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

Alien also had scares, tension, memorable characters etc.

Number None, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

Alien was set so far in the future that everyone had finally forgotten about Jesus

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

I kind of feel like the computer animated old person in Benjamin Button looked better than the real person in makeup in this film

And I feel like the animatronics and puppets in Alien looked better than the engineer faces in this film

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

Forgot about J, a song from Dr. Dre's seminal album Chronic 2100

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

so did i understand correctly upthread that when the bald guy rips of david's head he says "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

That would have been something.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

that's what i heard

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

Would have been cooler if they had cast an actual old guy like Ernest Borgnine or something, it's not like you ever saw him young except in that dumb viral

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

I like that the android is the only person in the film who seems to have any grasp on existential or philosophical questions.

Kind of hope he told the alien "pretend to kill me, I'll survive, but please waste these noobs"

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

well, he is essentially existential!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

lol those noobs so deserved wasting

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

- What the hell is that giant fossilised thing in the chair? Why is this never answered?

Doesn't matter, but the crew sure wonders.

- How come all those eggs were just sitting around in that chamber? You're telling me they were waiting for that crew to come along? How does that work?

That's what eggs do! But who laid the eggs?

- Why didn't the crew run after the chestburster straight away? They've seen what it can do, and yet they all just stand there. Talk about stupid.

They were all in shock that a mean alien lizard creature burst out of their friend's chest.

- How did the facehugger get onto Kane's face? He was wearing a helmet. Surely if it used acid that would have burned Kane's face.

Surely a parasite like that knows how to use acid judiciously.

-How the hell does the creature grow to a full adult in, what, a day? Stupid writing.

It molted, dude.

- Why did Ash not do a better job of hiding the info on the computer?

He wasn't devious, he was programmed.

- What are the creatures? Where do they come from? How were the eggs made? What is their relation to the dude in the chair? We're never told

Good thing it doesn't matter, since more or less as soon as we're introduced to them the crew is being attacked and running around and stuff.

Again, lack of "Alien" philosophy justifies any "we may never know" hanging threads. But the whole point of "Prometheus" is about people searching for answers, which sort of puts the burden on the film to, you know, at least answer a little. Especially since it gives us that audience-perspective prologue which the answer-seekers have no idea about.

Lindelof, by the way, could answer everything, but he has such respect for the audience he wants to make you think.*

*While he brainstorms bullshit answers to "reveal" on the future DVD interview features.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

Mysteries in Alien aren't actually material to the story; they provide a sense of wonder and horror

"mysteries" in Prometheus are just things the screenwriters didn't think through and are an integral part of the story

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

- Why didn't the crew run after the chestburster straight away? They've seen what it can do, and yet they all just stand there. Talk about stupid.

They were all in shock that a mean alien lizard creature burst out of their friend's chest.

Not to mention they know that its previous form had acid for blood and was extremely aggressive, and Parker's immediate idea seems to be "stab it," as he brandishes a knife. Ulterior motives aside, Ash quite sensibly yells, "Don't touch it!"

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

Sensibly, and with a motivation that becomes clear later

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

That one moment alone is way smarter than anything in P-dog

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

Which is why I've said a little bit of David motivation would have gone a long way.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

it wasn't a lizard it was a fetus worm don't get it twisted

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

don't get it twisted around your arm that's for sure

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

~fouls suffered~

ogmor, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

ah, just pretend that belongs here

ogmor, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

~fools suffered through prometheus~

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

haha

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

you know my favorite thing about Aliens that i forgot about is how everyone who works for the corporation wears sport jackets with a popped collar. so awesome. it's like "douche alert"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

;)

ogmor, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

tbh the motivation for shit looking really cool never needs to be any deeper than "this giant dead alien thing will be in this room and look really cool" and there is mystery built in

why is there a giant face on the wall? because it looks cool

anyone else notice there was a giant face on the canyon wall, too, Mt. Rushmore-style? these alien dudes really like their faces

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

with a dash of tabasco

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

wouldve been cool if one of the big faces was like a Neverevending Story type monster who talked and answered all the plot holes in the movie

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

if the film was straight up until that point & then the eyes blink open and this grumpy face croaks up, my heart wld have soared

ogmor, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

^^ otm

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

heh

Number None, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

if you are still quibbling with a single aspect of the failed 'world-building' in the script, instead of just laughing hysterically -- I don't get it! the film has idiot-proofed itself, you are wasting your time calling it silly

― Milton Parker, Monday, June 11, 2012 7:32 PM (Yesterday)

otm

in fact when they landed on the planet, found the landing strip, and entered the engineer's lair in a matter of minutes I thought, "this movie appears to be operating at the intellectual level of mutant aka forbidden world", and just went with it from there. brain off, enjoy visuals. perhaps this represents some reprehensible forfeiture of my role as a critical viewer but eh.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

someone comparing this to Forbidden World is actually the first thing that's made me want to see it

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

I think he meant, "Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone."

http://www.wired.com/geekdad/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/spacehunter-200x200.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

were you guys really laughing hysterically at this movie

Number None, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

I laughed once, and then the rest was sort of sighing.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

During the scene in the auto-doc, yes

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

actually I think I meant metalstorm: the destruction of jared-syn in 3D

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

hey guys they just released a new prometheus trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EzAFhclpVI

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

were you guys really laughing hysterically at this movie

― Number None, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:35 PM (20 minutes ago)

well no but I did have to suppress some chuckles during charlize's FATHER scene

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

metalstorm: the destruction of jared-syn in 3D

I saw this and "Spacehunter" in the theaters, in 3D.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

parasite is charles band's 3D masterpiece, metalstorm was truly a step down for him

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

nothing better than the pipe gag in parasite imo

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

we have now appropriately calibrated the discussion for the remainder of this thread

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

well no but I did have to suppress some chuckles during charlize's FATHER scene

haha i totally laughed out loud
i laughed spontaneously (as opposed to wryly or knowingly or whatever) a few times

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

well no but I did have to suppress some chuckles during charlize's FATHER scene

I didn't laugh, but I did sit there thinking to myself, "Say it . . . say 'father' . . . he's your father . . . everyone has guessed already . . . JUST SAY IT FOR GOD'S SAKE ALREADY."

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

"What if your creator told you the same thing?"
"That'd be disappointing!"
David glares

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

I was assuming he was her old lover

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

Weyland: "He's the closest thing to a son I'll ever have!"

CUT TO CHARLIZE GLARING

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

Really enjoyed watching this although there is just so much wrong with it, I think I had to admit to myself this was going to be a pile of Lindeloffal the first time someone said 'this is what I CHOOSE to believe', arg gtfo

kinder, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

enjoyed my prometheus experience. It was shiny. Def laughed at goofy scripting- mostly affectionately so. Movie works well, retroactively, when I pretend all human characters escaped from some sort of asylum for morons.

there were some lovely mysteries but mostly a lot of questions around how it was possible for these people to get food into their mouths and remember to breathe, much less run vast corporations and run science expeditions across the universe.

most things can be blamed on the script, but a lot can definitely be blamed on the editing, if not the direction. multiple subplots could have been eliminated or tweaked just enough to not be flapping around like vestigial appendages.

didn't sweat the science and enjoyed not having any clear answers, knowing that the idiot humans could be very wrong about most of their assumptions. I hear walt is scheduled to come back in Prometheus cubed

gonna watch it again on IMAX 3D

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

Movie works well, retroactively, when I pretend all human characters escaped from some sort of asylum for morons.

Earth, iirc

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

"I'm a space biologist. I didn't sign up on this mission to an alien planet just to investigate the bodies of an alien race. My main motiovation for my sudden disinterest is that I think the space geoplogist is cool and I'm going to follow him around and be his buddy."

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

"I'm a space geologist with advanced mapping technologies, but I got lost because no one thought to put an app on my iphone."

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

Is Charles Band still alive? I need him to make a quickie ripoff of this.

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

"I found hueg film moronic, but must watch it again but bigger while arty sinny die"

DEFINITELY quitting film criticism

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

It's the surest way to start enjoying movies again.

The Eric and Re Show (Eric H.), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

and fill up your days w/ poles & liszts

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

there's a whole world out there

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

where people do none of these things

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

other than watch good films and enjoy them

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

and discuss them with friends over well-made cocktails, or around a warm hearth

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

while dying their roots blond, quoting lawrence of arabia

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

Critics are afraid of talking about movies IRL with IRL people.

The Eric and Re Show (Eric H.), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

and getting some fools killed

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE WATCH ONLY GOOD MOVIES AND ENJOY THEM ...

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

scans from the "art of" book

http://prometheusfrance.forumdefans.com/t36-le-livre-officiel-informations-officielles

Check out this intrepid little guy

http://i42.servimg.com/u/f42/16/22/94/10/p19210.jpg

Number None, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

ONE BITTER FILM CRITIC WAS DAYS AWAY FROM RETIREMENT

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

that jogging alien is the dumbest looking thing

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

from GIS of "dumbest looking thing"

http://grfx.cstv.com/schools/ucsb/graphics/auto/olepromo.jpg

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

microsoft introduces its new virtual concierge for windows 8, squishy the spermicle

http://i42.servimg.com/u/f42/16/22/94/10/p19210.jpg

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

that alien is dumber than that dumbest thing

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

To be fair, if you just looked at the art book pictures without understanding the French text you could probably put together a pretty terrific narrative that's far better than the movie.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

xxxposts jon I can confirm Charles Band is still very much alive - he runs a little studio called Full Moon Pictures and is currently in production on Zombies Vs Strippers :D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

has anyone seen his rubber suit monster movies? are those any fun?

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

More book tidbits/photos/background stories:

http://io9.com/5917639/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-design-of-prometheus

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

This review piles it on, but this part nails my dislike...

As in any Ridley Scott attempt to grapple with “big themes,” the ideas in Prometheus get handled with utter heavy-handedness in those few moments where they aren’t being ignored entirely in favor of empty bombast. Take the “questions of faith” Scott boldly explores here. Elizabeth, shown to be religious from childhood in a dreamscape flashback, and Charlie, who bears a cross tattoo on his arm, are the film’s standard-bearers for belief; they’re convinced their quest will lead to final answers. On the opposite side are the ship’s pragmatic, universe-weary captain Janek (Idris Elba), stern Weiland representative Meredith (Charlize Theron), and geologist Fifield (Sean Harris), all of whom seem far less concerned with the identity of their creator than making money and continuing to live. Somewhere in the middle is the ship’s android steward David (Michael Fassbender, providing the film’s only true signs of life); his motives in relation to the overall mission are opaque, but he does take any chance he can to remind the humans of his own created-ness at the hands of man. This confluence of characters should be the basis for some meaty narrative conflict, but you won’t learn much more about Sir Ridley’s thoughts on these weighty matters beyond the brief description I’ve just provided. Why explore the elements of your films, when it’s just so easy to merely introduce lots of stuff and hope that audiences will do the work for you?

Though science fiction often seems uniquely positioned to ponder the most massive of ontological questions, one can forgive when well-crafted futuristic fictions skimp on the thematic heft; Alien is remarkable for just how little it seemed to care about anything beyond great scares and thrills. It didn’t try to be 2001, unlike its new prequel. However, the real problem with Prometheus isn’t that its pretension can’t masks its ultimate empty-headedness; it’s that on a very basic level the movie just doesn’t really make any sense. (Not to mention that its creation myth completely contradicts everything we learned about our prehistory from Alien vs. Predator!) Plot threads begin, but are never resolved. Others happen in inexplicable vacuums: Elizabeth, accidentally impregnated with alien DNA, aborts the deadly fetus with the help of some kind of surgery machine pod, yet somehow no one else on the ship seems to know or hear anything about it. Major events are completely unlinked from consequence or are raised and resolved with impressive velocity: when Charlie, infected by the same DNA, is torched to death a few scenes later by a flamethrower wielding Meredith, the rest of the team reacts with little more than a “whatevs.” Others simply baffle: when the remaining members of the group find Powder’s similarly albino cousin and wake him from his eons-long slumber, what does the creature do but immediately recommence the mission to destroy all life on Earth that was begun thousands of years prior? Couldn’t this highly advanced race of beings just have sent another ship and killed off the human race at any time? Why wait until a bunch of knuckle-dragging cave dwellers learned the art of interstellar travel and came to find their “engineers” (the film’s ridiculous parlance, not mine)? This list could easily extend. It’s fine for movies to be simple of mind, but it’s unacceptable for them to treat their audiences as if they are as well.

Roger Ebert argued in his wildly positive review of Prometheus that it is “all the more intriguing because it raises questions about the origin of human life and doesn’t have the answers.” This is a quite stupid thing to say in relation to a film like Prometheus for any number of reasons, not least of which is that it is clearly a film so utterly underconceived that it couldn’t even be said to be actively withholding the answers it obnoxiously never provides. It’s a lovely thing to look at—a feast of silvery grays and murky browns—but Scott’s been the master of lushly brainless imagery since at least as far back as 1492: Conquest of Paradise. Why do we exist? Prometheus will never tell—it’s not even curious enough to guess.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

tbh would totally watch a series of webisodes featuring widdlest xenomorph just checkin things out

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

(xpost)

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

people on facebook/twitter/here keep posting about people complaining about this movie while not seeing "good movies"/artsy independent films - if you can recommend any good smaller/obscure movies that are out right now, please feel free to do so, because all the ones i read about sound shitty

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

like i guess i should have spent my $11 on quirky indie romcom lola versus? or quirky indie rom com safety not guaranteed?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

stern Weiland representative

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzVgIop0f0Y

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

like i guess i should have spent my $11 on quirky indie romcom lola versus? or quirky indie rom com safety not guaranteed?

Bernie was funny

I bet the new Cronenberg is worth seeing

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

is that the weekend at bernie's prequel

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

yes, it answers (and raises) a lot of fascinating questions only hinted at in the original film

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

like, who was that one guy at the party? and was he related to Jesus?

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

eh i guess the problem is getting motivated to see any of those movies in the theater vs. at home - like what is "bernie" going to gain from being seen on the big screen? question for another thread i guess.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

every kind of movie is better in a theater

Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

well yeah Bernie is not in 3D Imax and doesn't FLY AT U FACE, on the other hand you might relish spending an enjoyable evening in the company of gay couples and old people, if my experience is any indicator lol

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

Couldn’t this highly advanced race of beings just have sent another ship and killed off the human race at any time?

This is kind of recurring - why couldn't "the company" just fly a spaceship to the original planet and pick up a nice big box of the eggs, instead of continually sending random punters off to be eaten.

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

huh?

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

Well, the idea in "Aliens" was basically that the colonists were sent there specifically to be eaten and hatch aliens, right?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

not really?

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

The idea was that Paul Reiser needed to be eaten.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

if only

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

you know what would have been better, is if Paul Reiser's character had been played by Helen Hunt

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

you know what would have been better, is if Paul Reiser's character had been eaten by Helen Hunt

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah but they did it 57 years after the company's first attempt to get the eggs/aliens. Why the gap?

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

you what woudl have been best, is if paul reiser had really been eaten

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

along with Helen Hunt

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

(apparently I have "Mad About You" PTSD)

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah but they did it 57 years after the company's first attempt to get the eggs/aliens. Why the gap?

― Keith, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 5:22 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they're not there in the first movie in an "attempt to get the eggs/aliens," they run into them on their way to somewhere else. and the company only finds out about it once they find ripley.

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

In Aliens I think it's explicitly so that they get an alien inside someone through customs.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

But doesn't the computer say that the main priority is to return the organism - crew expendible, with the robot in on the story?

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

you guys have terrible memories

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

but that was once Mother was told about the discovery - that wasn't their original mission iirc?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

mission is to bring tiny underpants to space

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

I assumed this was all in classic 1970s government conspiracy-type stuff, where they were placed in a seemingly random situation, but that the government/company knew all about what they were doing.

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

like i guess i should have spent my $11 on quirky indie romcom lola versus? or quirky indie rom com safety not guaranteed?

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:38 PM (20 seconds ago)

i saw a good swiss/french documentary about a pair of seasonally itinerant shephards the other day: winter nomads

contenderizer, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

no no keith, the company has a directive that says if they run into alien stuff they are mandated to check it out. it's like a running policy. that's not what their job was.

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

First movie: get distress signal, computer wakes up for hypersleep, robot's mission is to get the alien, crew expendable.

Aliens: company knows what's happened to colonists (who either in the director's cut or the novelization or maybe both are sent to "investigate" the eggs, which it recognizes from Ripley's report), send Paul Reiser to bring back creature through customs for weaponizing.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

Remember, in "Aliens" they don't have the colonists investigate until after Ripley gives her report. Then like the next day or so they wake her up and tell her they've lost contact with the colonists.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

the last scene of prometheus really just plays like fan fiction, doesn't it? it doesn't really make any sense in the context of the movie beyond just saying SEE??

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

x-post

Well, I guess I never read it that way. The whole thing looks to me as though the company knew exactly what they were sending them to get and it wasn't a random incident. I could be wrong, but seeing Ash's defence of the thing every single step of the way, including letting it in and stopping Dr. Kananga from killing it, which is all odd if they're just following company policy to investigate an anomaly.

However, if this is the case, the company/computer quickly figure out that it is important they keep the alien (see what mother says), so important that killing the crew is less important. This being the case, it still seems weird that once everyone dies (to all intents and purposes) the company then loses interest until 57 years later when Ripley turns up.

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

how do we know they lost interest? how do we know they knew any of what had happened?

the movie makes it very clear that they were on another job, and that there is a sort of priority override (unknown to the human crew) that kicks in whenever one of the company's ships runs into signs of alien life.

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

But they didn't lose interest at all. They didn't find out about it until they found Ripley and heard her report, and once she told them, it was a matter of days before all hell had broken loose down on the planet.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

Nostromo coming home>>distress signal/wake up>> crew member impregnated/alien hatches>> computer changes mission to bring back alien at all costs>>>everyone dies, Ripley blows up ship, floats off>>>>>

57 years pass

company finds Ripley, learn she found an alien on this planet, blew everything up>>company tells colonists on planet to investigate alleged alien/eggs, they all die/birth aliens>>>Ripley and marines go to planet to "rescue" colonists but really to get the company an alien.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

So I can see this if we assume that Ash/Mother are acting completely autonomously from the company... The whole 'crew expendible' thing is something that Mother decides on its own and Ash carries out based on that? My assumption is that instructions are being received from the company.

x-post okay I see that's what you think. Still a bit odd that they would let the computer act autonomously.

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

I assumed there were standing orders from the company. Like, do your job, but if you find an alien, your mission has changed.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

PS Don't tell the crew, because they are expendable.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

Yes maybe. I'll give up after this, but it's still a bit odd that the computer wouldn't inform Earth and if they were really interested, why not send something better equipped along to check it out. They indicate in Aliens that it's possible to communicate with far away places in reasonable time (i.e. they've lost contact with the colony).

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

Oh dear, something very very film dorky suggested itself to me just now.

So David8 really loves Lawrence of Arabia and presumably thinks David Lean is all right for a human director and etc.

David Lean's final film project, which was just about set to film before he died, was an adaptation of...Nostromo.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

Hehe, that is film dorky!

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

Yes maybe. I'll give up after this, but it's still a bit odd that the computer wouldn't inform Earth and if they were really interested, why not send something better equipped along to check it out. They indicate in Aliens that it's possible to communicate with far away places in reasonable time (i.e. they've lost contact with the colony).

But Ripley's not on earth in "Aliens," they're somewhere out in space, presumably not far from the colony. As far as I remember, in the first, second and this new one, no one ever contacts or talks to earth.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

xpost whoa

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

SUPER dorky

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

^^^OTM

crew of nostromo/Mother are not in contact with earth

xxp

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

Just wandered next door to check:

special order 937

science officer only

nostromo rerouted

to new co-ordinates

investigate lifeform. Gather specimen

priority one

insure return of organism

for analysis

all other considerations secondary

crew expendable

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

What else did Mother tell you?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

Also I hope you didn't turn your back on Ripley this time.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

KILL ASH

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

Which I didn't remember - like the rest of y'all I thought everything happened in response to finding an alien at a random distress call.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

I did think it was Earth in Aliens right enough, though it's never stated. I guess the point is the company rather than Earth though xxxp.

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

Also, thanks Andrew, I knew there was some sort of conspiracy in there. Shakey, you are entirely right about (certainly my) shit memory. I only watched it last night!

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

Alien was far more 70s anti-corporate than anti-govt, tho I always got the vibe that by that point in the future there was probably little difference.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

By Alien Resurrection the tide's shifted and Weyland had been bought by Wal-Mart

really

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

For all I remember of that piece of crap, that may be right!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

Which I didn't remember - like the rest of y'all I thought everything happened in response to finding an alien at a random distress call.

― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 6:00 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it DID! but special order 937 is a standing order that applies to just that situation

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

Some sound design talk:

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2012/06/sound-of-prometheus/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

i wish that url just lead to an mp3 of a bronx cheer

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

Prometheus: The SmellOVision Experience

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

lol s1ocki

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

the movie makes it very clear that they were on another job, and that there is a sort of priority override (unknown to the human crew) that kicks in whenever one of the company's ships runs into signs of alien life.

Yeah, except … it's established in dialogue that Dallas had previously run five missions with another science officer, who was replaced two days before the Nostromo took off by Ash. The Company at least anticipated something was up, or they would not have hastily arranged for Ash to be on the mission.

I'm also pretty sure that the establishing shot of the space station where Ripley wakes up in Aliens implies that it's orbiting Earth.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

Morbz were the Charlie Chan films a franchise y/n?

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

I assumed there were standing orders from the company. Like, do your job, but if you find an alien, your mission has changed.

One of my favorite throw-away lines in Aliens is the reference to previous "bug-hunts" - the Marines get called in to mop up the blowback from previous Special Order 937s.

HUDSON: Is this going to be a stand-up fight, Sir, or another bug-hunt?

GORMAN: All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony and that a xenomorph may be involved.

WIERZBOWSKI: A what?

HICKS (to Wierzbowski; low): It's a bug-hunt.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

I prefer the cloudy conspiracy - The Company knows about this evil weapon alien and sends nostromo towards it (we don't know how The Company knows, or its exact financial reasoning, & we don't know if the purported, completed mining mission is just flim-flam) - to the algorithm explanation - 'in any circumstances in which a ship locates possible alien life, send the crew towards it, get the alien and sacrifice the crew if necessary.'

But it's slightly undecidable, right? & that faint incoherence and mystery is nr the heart of How Alien Works.

It is why I love Alien, the mystery.

I haven't seen P yet, I know it is going to break my fucking heart.

(xps, yes - Ash-replacement implies conspiracy too)

woof, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

The Mother message reroutes the spaceship and says to collect the organism. How did it know there was an organism? All that was visible was a 'distress' call.

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

it says that BEFORE they find the organism? really?

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure it doesnt!

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

No it doesn't.

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

sounds like plot holes don't jump out at you so much when the movie doesn't suck

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty sure a distress call implies another lifeform.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

Mother receives the original distress signal and wakes up the crew and sends them down to the planet. Distress signal contained a "warning", as revealed afterwards and discovered by Ripley. So Mother deciphers the warning, determines an alien is involved, re-routes ship according to standing order and wakes up crew

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

xps

alien does not have plot holes it has constructive zones of indeterminacy

woof, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

zones of constructive indeterminacy

woof, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

Also, when Ash 'dies', he seems to know all about the Alien, despite never having actually seen it, except when they're all eating noodles.

Keith, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

Though why a badass Engineer would send a warning call when he crashed is anyone's guess. Maybe he also took off from the "Prometheus" planet, with alien cooties, then activated the distress signal when he had a hunch a giant monster was about to burst from his belly? And he realized it was so bad he needed to warn everyone not to come close? Except the stupid humans he created and guided to this part of space in the first place?

(This movie messes everything up)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure that counts as seeing it xp

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

the thing about the replacement of Ash is an odd detail, but it doesn't necessarily prove an a priori conspiracy (which raises more questions than it answers - if the company knew where the alien was, why bother with the distress signal pretext etc.)

xp

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

ya that doesnt really prove anything

brony ver (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

I prefer the cloudy conspiracy - The Company knows about this evil weapon alien and sends nostromo towards it (we don't know how The Company knows, or its exact financial reasoning, & we don't know if the purported, completed mining mission is just flim-flam) - to the algorithm explanation - 'in any circumstances in which a ship locates possible alien life, send the crew towards it, get the alien and sacrifice the crew if necessary

I think the mining mission is legit, but my takeaway is that The Company knew what route the Nostromo was taking and took advantage of it to place Company Man/Robot Ash onboard. From the shooting script...

RIPLEY: What is Special Order 937.

ASH: You know I can't tell you that.

RIPLEY: Then there's no point in talking to you. Pull the plug.

ASH: Special Order 937 in essence asked me to direct the ship to the planet, investigate a life form, possibly hostile and bring it back for observation. With discretion, of course.

RIPLEY: Why? Why not tell us.

ASH: Would you have gone.

PARKER: It wasn't in the contract.

ASH: My very point.

RIPLEY: They wanted to investigate the Alien. No matter what happened to us.

ASH: That's unfair. Actually, you weren't mentioned in the order.

LAMBERT: Those bastards.

ASH: See it from their point of view. They didn't know what the Alien is.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

Dudes, no. A standing order is "in the following situation, take the following action". A special order is "do this now". The special order says reroute to following co-ordinates -> either they know about the planet (ash put on board for this reason) or this special order comes about after the message is decoded. They were definitely sent there for the alien.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

maybe he was on a video conference when it burst out of his chest and mother intercepted the feed

the late great, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

BTW, the Dan O'Bannon Alien script from 1976 is here: http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/alien_early.html (no mention of The Company, no Mother Computer, no android, the ship is a "deep space commercial vessel")

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

And actually the original O'Bannon script shares some elements with Prometheus: the pyramid, hieroglyphics, "jars" of alien-stuff, religious overtones.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

hmm okay I concede the point to Elvis' close reading ... so I guess the scenario is (somehow) the Company knows about the planet w/the engineer and the alien (maybe some other ship picked up the distress signal and forwarded it?), and in order to minimize costs/risks they just send Ash on the next ship likely to be in the area, thus the special order

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

BTW it's definitely a Pred ship.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

Surprised we're arguing about this. I'll gladly rewatch but iirc it's slowly becomes clear that the human crew of the Nostromo was set up from go. Who Is The Real Monster Here etc etc

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

If I could I'd like to suggest it's Damon Lindelof.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

andrew otm. after puzzling over clues through my first couple viewings, i eventually decided that the company probably knew in advance about the distress beacon and intentionally set up the nostromo to "accidentally" discover it (i assume that no one knew what sent it or what they might find on the planetoid). the last-minute addition of ash to the crew roster is the biggest indication that they don't just happen to stumble into their fate. and special order 937 reads more like a specific mission than something that just kicks in under certain circumstances, imo. agree that it's all pretty vague, though.

contenderizer, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

important questions to be answered in prometheus sequel

1) are there space jockey women

2) do they have hair

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

I really liked this! I guess the general consensus is not positive--but I got a kick out of the double edged sword of the "promethean" urge to know (even David's curiosity). I like that it sets up all these big epic questions only to answer with "there is only death here."

ryan, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

Somewhere there's an 1979ish interview with Ridley where he mentions (muses?) that the Company has sent out multiple crews to investigate multiple finds in the hopes of bringing something

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

I should that the bait-and-switch of the set up and delivery (my dad immediately commented "that didn't answer anything!") def seemed deliberate and kinda perversely satisfying. About as much as I could hope for from a high concept sci fi thriller.

ryan, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

Certainly this show's Ridley's had a pretty consistent idea of where he wanted to go with it:

http://www.prometheus-movie.com/community/forums/topic/831

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

I'm totally OK with the GRAND SCHEME being mysterious and unexplained or even corny, but the small, scene to scene details like the idiotic, entirely unbelievable behavior of the crew and clumsy revelations are what really killed this for me.

circa1916, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

I am going to wait for on-demand at home for this. I think the idea of a space jockey prequel is just something that was way too sexy in my head to be satisfied by anything real - had I my druthers, this would be a giant flop of epic proportions (John Carter!!!! Speed Racer!!!! Blade Runner!!!! ok and I guess it would also have just been called Space Jockey!!!! because all my fave flops share dactyl titles that I can add many bang bangs to the end of) wherein the space jockeys are the main characters and the plot would probably go along the lines of Project X with a dash of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, except xenomorphs in place of simians. So it's not that, obviously, and so, with lowered expectations, I will wait.

I did enjoy the long bad review by the archeologist guy whose name I forgot. Discussing his point re: holographic spaceship interfaces that get replaced with 1979 technology in the future gave me a chance to bring up the antikythera mechanism in conversation the other day.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

I totally googled antikythera mechanism. That's cool!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

so I have a t-shirt with big cooper black letters that says "Language is just math that's hard for engineers to do" - if I got another one that said "science fiction wishes it came up with the antikythera mechanism," which t-shirt would be the best

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

I love the idea in Dune of computers once ruining humanity, so machines from then on had to be simple and purely mechanical.

In Alien I feel like the shittiness of the tech makes "Mother" seem more intimidating; like there's a huge, powerful computer but we can only tap into it in limited ways.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

xp - i dunno, probably that "clowns will eat me" one

contenderizer, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

I'm totally OK with the GRAND SCHEME being mysterious and unexplained or even corny, but the small, scene to scene details like the idiotic, entirely unbelievable behavior of the crew and clumsy revelations are what really killed this for me.

― circa1916, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:23 PM (36 minutes ago)

oatey emm

contenderizer, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

like there's a huge, powerful computer but we can only tap into it in limited ways w/ a trs-80

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link

I totally googled antikythera mechanism. That's cool!

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:28 PM (38 minutes ago)

contenderizer, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, have heard about that thing a few times but had forgotten the name. A great find.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

it's cool but also pretty hard to believe. not saying i don't believe it, just in a "truth is stranger than fiction" sort of way. and in a "i wonder what other crazy inventions are lost to the sands of time" sort of way too.

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

The Great Big Grondologer

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

Slightly more seriously, my other favorite thing along those lines is the Baghdad Battery:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baghdad_Battery

Both it and the Antikythera Mechanism I learned about from this so thanks Arthur C Clarke:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_C._Clarke%27s_Mysterious_World

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

i was searching for the baghdad battery just now! i forgot what it was called!

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

i think i learned about it from the book of that show. did it have a crystal skull on the cover?

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:02 (eleven years ago) link

The very same. I think I have it around somewhere still.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:02 (eleven years ago) link

oh right, here it is

http://sireadair.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/mystworldcoverskull350w.jpg

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

This may be the first movie that I've totally agreed with every criticism entirely, yet enjoyed the picture 100%.

Darin, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:53 (eleven years ago) link

Mother receives the original distress signal and wakes up the crew and sends them down to the planet. Distress signal contained a "warning", as revealed afterwards and discovered by Ripley. So Mother deciphers the warning, determines an alien is involved, re-routes ship according to standing order and wakes up crew

― a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 12:30 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is the message Shaw sends at the end of Prometheus intended to tie in with this message Mother picks up? Think I'd probably prefer if it wasn't.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 07:42 (eleven years ago) link

Nope, different planet.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 08:08 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I thought they were probably different planets or at least not necessarily the same one. Wonder how widespread the alien bio-engineered killing machine usage was supposed to be?
Though of course once you have a mating pair they can perpetuate indefinitely. Or at least I'm assuming a queen needs an inseminator or whatever.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 08:17 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't read this thread, so someone else might have said this already but... did anyone else notice that the alien ships were exactly the same crescent shape as the design on the ELIZABETH SHAW mint crisp box? Spooky!

http://www.yourhamper.com/uploads/images/large/ezshdarmi175_g.jpg

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:08 (eleven years ago) link

Also, why is David called David? Considering the all the other heavy-handed allusions in this thing, why did they choose that one name? Was he supposed to be jewish?

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe Peter Weyland is Saul.

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:14 (eleven years ago) link

This is why he took the crucifix away right?

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:15 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.religionfacts.com/islam/images/symbols/crescent-200.gif

^ Crescent-shaped spacecraft descending from the stars, engineers = muslims?

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:17 (eleven years ago) link

Ash/Bishop/Call/David

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:17 (eleven years ago) link

it crossed my mind that "David" might be a reference to
http://spielbergfanclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Osment-in-Ai-with-bear.jpg

probably not though

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.christusrex.org/www2/art/images/carav13.jpg

The other thing is that David originally decapitated Goliath, but in Prometheus, Goliath decapitates David

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:31 (eleven years ago) link

There's also a David Bowie, Man Who Fell To Earth thing going on I guess.

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:32 (eleven years ago) link

Or then again, maybe Ridley just wanted to reference 80s biker-noise band the Head of David at the end?

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/images/h2/h2_14.81.1.jpg

One thing I did enjoy was the very Blakean mass of the engineers

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:35 (eleven years ago) link

Fassbender:

The inspir­a­tion we used was David Bowie and The Man Who Fell to Earth, and for films there were the rep­lic­ants in Blade Run­ner. Greg Lou­ganis, in terms of phys­ic­al­ity. Lawrence of Ara­bia of course, and Peter O’Toole as Lawrence, and Dirk Bog­arde. They were the ingredients.

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:37 (eleven years ago) link

Aha - thanks!

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

all my fave flops share dactyl titles that I can add many bang bangs to the end of

Many xp but this is an amazing

BC Forgbs (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link

I thought of a few fixes that would have maintained the wonkiness of the film but probably resulted in something more satisfying or maybe interesting:

1) More David at the beginning, developing his character, programming, motivation, perhaps hinting at his malfunction and or development into an intellectually curious being.
2) Reveal more clearly that Charlize Theron is an android, too, and that she and David are in a sense competing for the affections of their "father" (parallels human search for creators as well)
3) End the film similarly, but kill every human and leave David and Theron stranded on the planet forever, as eternal Adam and Eves stuck on an inhospitable to everyone but them Eden (ironic, given they are among the first non-humans).
4) Have the Engineer successfully ship take off but crash land on the planet from "Alien," leaving that the sole explicit connection to the series.

For a movie about finding your creators, it makes sense that it should focus on the androids at least as much as the stupid people. And by leaving any overt connection to the "Alien" franchise until the end, people would have been all, huh, wow! Instead of, man, come on.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

Is there supposed to be an unclear reveal that Charlize Theron is an android? Idris Elba's character, for one, would probably be interested to hear that.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link

They never reveal it, but it is strongly hinted. Besides, Scott has a thing for androids who don't know they're androids.

It can't be a coincidence that Fassbinder and Theron in this film look like siblings: skinny, fit, perfect, blonde, he the more curious one, she the colder one. Confirming Theron was an android, too, would have been a much better reveal than her "father" speech.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

or Weyland could have based the David design on what his son would have looked like

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:01 (eleven years ago) link

Why would an android do push-ups?

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:02 (eleven years ago) link

Well, why would an android eat food?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:03 (eleven years ago) link

Do androids dream of electric sheep? Why does David play basketball? Why does he dye his hair?

xpost Sure. There are any number of avenues not explored in this film. It actually surprises me, given that Fassbinder and Theron are the only two actual movie stars in this thing, that they were not the clear stars and focus of the film, especially curious considering Theron is used so poorly/pointlessly and dispatched so quickly.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:04 (eleven years ago) link

They never show Theron sick after waking up, do they? Noomi is barfing up a lung, the rest are instructed to drink a lot of fluids. But Theron is up, immediately doing push-ups...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

I just thought that implied that she'd been through the process before

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:08 (eleven years ago) link

There's a lot "implied" in this film. One could say, too much implied.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

They should have called it "...Prometheus ..."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

I am amused you think the push-ups strengthens your case! Vickers is far more likely to have done space travel before though.

only actual stars aside from Guy Pearce and Idris Elba?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

Noomi is on the ascent to being a big name.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIII.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

There was a v good documentary about the Antikythera mechanism on BBC4 a week ago or so, might still be on iPlayer.

nate woolls, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Guy Pearce and Idris Elba aren't movie stars, dude. You should really take a glance at their filmographies some time. Noomi is barely a rising star. The other losers in this film ... nice knowing you. Fassbender and Theron are miles above the rest in status and appeal.

I wasn't making a case that Theron was an android, just that there are plenty of hints that she could be, not least Idris asking her "are you an android?" a question she does not directly answer.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

Okay you are actually crazy, Guy Pearce's star >>> anyone else involved in this.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

Honestly, how do you figure?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Pearce#Filmography

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

Did you see Lockout three months ago? Did anyone?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

Well I grant it's nothing on the scale of Jonah Hex / Jane Eyre / Shame...

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link

I'd just like to know what you think makes Pearce a star. Fassbender may eventually meet the same fate, of course - this could be his LA Confidential, Memento streak - but Pearce is pretty much just a character actor these days.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

fassbender's obv more of a star right now but he only got to this level in the last year or so, right?

theron's android/not-android status seems to be another thing they wussed out of

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

Fassbender's big break was ... Hunger? Fish Tank? That was maybe four years ago. Then Inglorious Basterds helped break him out, and X-Men introduced him to a wider audience.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

Fassbender is famous but not A-list, same with Guy Pierce. Theron is so clearly the A-list movie star in this movie! so it was kind of funny that she didn't do all kinds of fancy acrobatic moves followed by luminous close-ups of her face

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, I was genuinely wondering if you were unaware of Memento / LA Confidential. Due to them, he is a star - that is non-revokable. If you mean some sort of hotness then maaybe, but I think that's more that a few Fassbender films have been released in a rush than anything else.

Did you see Lockout three months ago? Did anyone?

More people than saw Shame! Tho not as much as Haywire, admittedly.

xp no dude, after Basterds he's still pissing about in Jane Hex / Jonah Ayre / Centurion.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

i love him and he's def famous, but Fassbender has a creepy chameleon (actor!) thing going on in a lot of the films he's in, whether he's wearing face-altering make-up or not, that keeps his stardom more low-key imo

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

He has not stopped reminding me of Ewan McGregor, is my problem with him.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

it's the way their lips move

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

and the steely-provocative eye thing

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

e.mcgregor had the chameleon thing going on as well

w/both fassbender and mcgregor, you get this thing where even though you've seen them in multiple films and indeed in photoshoots out of character, you're still...not quite...sure...what they actually look like

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

it's true!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

But whatever they look like, they have a very charming smile.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

no dude, after Basterds he's still pissing about in Jane Hex / Jonah Ayre / Centurion.

Eh, clearly these were in the can already. We'll see where his career winds up, but Pearce had his run. Just because he's recognizable doesn't mean he's a star, much as I usually like him. Regardless,

Theron is so clearly the A-list movie star in this movie!
And they gave her nothing to do but glare.

Fassbender's next film, btw, is also with Ridley Scott, with an original script by Cormac McCarthy. After that he's apparently back with McQueen for round three.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

I've read a few Fassbender interviews (after lingering around airports and newsstands over the last couple weeks) and the interviewers in mainstream magazines, especially the men's magazines where he's on the cover, are pretty horrible. It's like a quick nod to Hunger, acknowledgment of his mainstream US roles, talking about BIG SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER role in Prometheus ("what is it like working with Ridley Scott?!?") and then jokes about Shame that nearly always take the form of "So, a lot of people have been making dick jokes about your work in that movie, but, haha, we don't make dick jokes in this interview! So, I hear you have a large penis."

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

not a bad life all in all

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

idk, if I was a serious actor I'd get tired of dick jokes

actually, that was probably his internal motivation for the smiling sneer he used in Prometheus

"I'm doing all this acting, here, and interviewers are just going to ask me about nudity"

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, Shame was a pretty ridiculous movie though

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

I thought it was pretty great! I only saw it in the theater, though.

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

I am imagining the interviewers doing the funny-into-serious face of Sasha Baron-Cohen.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

priority one

insure return of organism

for analysis

ha, never noticed the word use error before

maybe they were planning to take out some sort of xenomorph policy

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

heh

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

Or then again, maybe Ridley just wanted to reference 80s biker-noise band the Head of David at the end?

― Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 5:33 AM (5 hours ago)

lol

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

have we talked about the coors light/promotheus cross-promotion ads here? guess they've given up on the prestige/quality image now that people have seen the movie.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

so I have a t-shirt with big cooper black letters that says "Language is just math that's hard for engineers to do" - if I got another one that said "science fiction wishes it came up with the antikythera mechanism," which t-shirt would be the best

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Antikythera Mechanism device shirt of course.

BTW, hello Tomboto! Was wondering what you take on this would be.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

The Antikythera Mechanism device shirt of course.

Put the slogan on the back, put a photo of the reconstruction on the front.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

saw a pretty good nerd shirt yesterday, it said

i^2 keep it real

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

have we talked about the coors light/promotheus cross-promotion ads here?

I think robyn was the victim of a stealth Prometheus promo during Mutek

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

i^2 keep it real

dying

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

omg maybe i was! i srsly almost said no, no coors light for me, but i was thirsty...

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

Because I know you were all waiting for it, Andrew Sullivan is seeing this tonight. (He says he finds Alien to be clearly superior to Aliens.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

is there a franchise out there that varies as wildly in tone from movie to movie as the alien movies?

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure Vivid Video has something.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

isn't that a pr0n company?!?

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

is there a franchise out there that varies as wildly in tone from movie to movie as the alien movies?

Batman.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

I'm pretty sure Vivid's tone remains pretty consistent from franchise to franchise.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

I rewatched the first 40 minutes of Alien last night but then i got scared bc i was all alone and tired and it was late. i was reminded that it is a really good movie, with good actors and a good script and good direction.
true story

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

Re: Batman -- I dunno:

First four Batmen: Darkly goofy
Next three: GRIM DOOM

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

Batman movies still carry a tone that's more similar, because it's Batman, after all, and he is a tone in himself (dark)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Start the franchise with camp Batman and you get camp Batman >>> Goth-goof Burton Batman >>> gaudy campy Schumacher Batman >>>> GRIM DOOM OSCAR Batman.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

they should do some kind of tracking and find out how many people have gone and rewatched Alien as a result of seeing Prometheus

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

The Alien franchise carries plenty from movie to movie. It's not like, I dunno, Halloween 3. There's a shared design, mood, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

I was going to watch Alien again, but I pretty much have it memorized.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

is there a franchise out there that varies as wildly in tone from movie to movie as the alien movies?

First thought was the James Bond movies, but that's more of a change from actor to actor.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

Alien is good to watch again
especially because it has NOTHING TO DO WITH PROMETHEUS

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

maybe half a thing

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

I watched it the night before seeing Prometheus and sorely wish I hadn't, as it just made it worse.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

The beginning of the two movies is the same, effectively.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

Alien is so superior it's almost painful
if someone was watching with me they would've left the room because i would've been saying "oh my god, do you see this? that's how a sci-fi movie should be" every 2 minutes. instead i was just thinking it.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

A board veteran weighs in

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

complaining about this movie diminishing Alien is so stupid

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

rrrobyn otm

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

i also blogged about some of the same points he hits... i couldnt help myself, i HAD to blog! http://markslutsky.com/post/24983621638/prometheus

brony ver (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

nothing could diminish Alien, not even this movie - did someone say it did?

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

i read your blog post and otm-ed it throughout

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno--maybe i missed some things but i didnt get a "humans are special" vibe from the movie. kinda felt that idea was part of what led them into that death trap. almost a freudian death-drive kinda thing. and that the closing "that's why I'm human and you're not" (or whatever it was) seemed far more ambiguous to me than reaffirming the audience's faith in their own humanity.

i could def be wrong but some of the collective wisdom coalescing around this movie strikes me as a little off (not unlike what happened to AI).

ryan, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

it connects the dots back to humanity whcih is lame

brony ver (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

making the aliens in this movie "genetically identical" to humans is also lame

brony ver (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

xp Rather than there being a vast universe which has nothing to do with us and which contains unimaginable dangers, the dude in the chair from the original movie is part of a group that invented human beings.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Sure I guess but it didn't strike me as lame. Charles Peirce has a line about Ecclesiastes along the lines of "we do not know whether god bears us love or hatred" and I dug that same idea about this movie.

I do think the movie is very ambiguous about how we are to feel about chucking "Darwinism" out the window. Anyway I don't mean to challenge anyone too hard but I feel like this stuff is more and better thought through than many are assuming.

ryan, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

I mean she even says "we were wrong, we were SO wrong"

ryan, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

^^ most otm line, which is why it was in the trailer and a harbinger of things to come

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not going to talk about Alien on this thread because it'll just devolve into me explaining how Alien is better than Aliens by a fair bit

I want Prometheus 2 by a French director who complies with the classic French sci-fi tropes of fart jokes and goofy body gross-out humor.

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

Ha!

I was also reminded of a bit from tarkovsky's "Solaris" along the lines of "man needs man"--meaning our search into the cosmos is merely looking for ourselves. Kinda loved how that plays out in this movie.

Again don't wanna suggest this is tarkovsky--just thought it was pretty cool and not getting a fair shake.

ryan, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

not sure if this is where you are going w/ this ryan but I wrote about the vaguely kubrickian feel I got from prometheus on my own blog aka ned's FB page. not to say it's in any way comparable quality-wise to a kubrick film, but that it shared kubrick's chilly disinterest in the fate and well-being of his characters.

lol tarkovsky xp

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

i'll toss my hat in the ring and say i totally dug this movie. not a perfect film by any means, but pretty shocked to see such a negative reaction online. it was simply gorgeous, for one thing; also, that perpetua essay seems waaaay off the mark considering what a quasi-prequel this is

Nhex, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

being gorgeous without substance is a surefire way to ensure a negative reaction tho

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

except tons and tons and tons of people loved Avatar

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

I think you're right there, though it's something I've never understood. I like things that are gorgeous, irrespective of substance.

Keith, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

being gorgeous without substance is a surefire way to ensure a negative reaction tho

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, June 13, 2012

has OK Cupid Labs confirmed this?

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

would rather watch and be infuriated by Prometheus a hundred times than rewatch Avatar, I think

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

^^^^ this

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

don't think tons and tons of ilxors loved avatar either tho?

and avatar is simple-minded but as someone pointed out above, cameron at least had a grasp on the basic mechanics like story arc, character consistency, and motivations, etc.

xps

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

Avatar has a strong grasp on basic storytelling mechanics, that is most definitely correct

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

Like Grimm's fairy tales have more nuance and plot ambiguity

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, I'm in the pro-prometheus camp but I'm not shocked that ppl are dragging it through the mud. it writes an awful lot of profound checks its shallow ass can't cash.

that said I'd rather watch a bizarro failure like prometheus than a self-assured void like avatar.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

that said I'd rather watch a bizarro failure like prometheus than a self-assured void like avatar.
^^^

Nice look at some of the vfx here: http://www.fxguide.com/featured/prometheus-rebuilding-hallowed-vfx-space/

Think it was Irvine Welsh who tweeted saying it was weird watching a film that was simultaneously brilliant and shite. Seems otm.

stet, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah that pretty much sums up my feelings haha

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

god I disliked Avatar so much

and this movie is just a beautiful beautiful mess. I'm glad someone else mentioned Zulawski upthread before I did because I'm sure everyone's tired of me going on about that director, but after watching the Adult Trilobite penetrate & slump over onto the Engineer's head to mate with it, I'm pretty sure they watched Possession recently. The best parts of this film go for the same kind of hysterical excess; half of the bad reviews criticizing this film for being incoherent, that is one of the things I actually quite like about it (and on a second viewing, I think that under the hood, it's a little more together than the slapdash surface tone suggests)

I realized another reason why I'm prone to giving Prometheus so much slack: the granddaddy of these, exploring the same alien forefathers plotline, Quatermass and the Pit, is one of my top 5 science fiction films. that film is about five million times more successful than this one shot with five million times the budget. (still out of print on region 1 DVD but I just googled and thank you internet: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3434833733223827719# )

Milton Parker, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

Wow thanks for the recommendation, that looks really good.

ryan, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

good grief the comparisons to 'possession' make me not want to see this movie

geeta, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone else notice the giant squid thingy, when it attached to the engineer, looked like a less-insectoid GIANT facehugger?

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

That was the idea, surely.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

Well, when you put it that way, yes I do sound like a simpleton

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

avatar wasn't that bad

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

Let's not argue the point until we're blue in the face. #killme

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

ha

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

omg ned

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

avatar wasn't that bad

it wasn't that good either

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

I still haven't seen this, but the "Oh it's not a prequel" talk sounds so silly. Like if they made the Star Wars prequels the exact same, just renamed the characters and said "this takes place 1000 years before Star Wars, in a different galaxy.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

50 Stars of Grey

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Quartermass and the Pit is out of print? Maybe I'll sell my copy!!!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

tonally the phantom menace is so diff from star wars that that doesn't sound like such a bad idea

xxps

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

a certain tone found in both:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAafHAQkHm8

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno--maybe i missed some things but i didnt get a "humans are special" vibe from the movie. kinda felt that idea was part of what led them into that death trap. almost a freudian death-drive kinda thing. and that the closing "that's why I'm human and you're not" (or whatever it was) seemed far more ambiguous to me than reaffirming the audience's faith in their own humanity.

...Charles Peirce has a line about Ecclesiastes along the lines of "we do not know whether god bears us love or hatred" and I dug that same idea about this movie.

...I was also reminded of a bit from tarkovsky's "Solaris" along the lines of "man needs man"--meaning our search into the cosmos is merely looking for ourselves. Kinda loved how that plays out in this movie.

― ryan, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:00/11:15/11:38 AM (2 hours ago)


i'll toss my hat in the ring and say i totally dug this movie. not a perfect film by any means, but pretty shocked to see such a negative reaction online. it was simply gorgeous, for one thing; also, that perpetua essay seems waaaay off the mark considering what a quasi-prequel this is

― Nhex, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:43 AM (2 hours ago)

it seems to me that these are the two most viable defenses: (paraphrasing) "there are some interesting ideas involved," and "it's really cool-looking."

the problem for me is that these arguments consider only the film's superficial costuming, the skin of its cinema and themes. fwiw, i agree on both counts. the production design and special effects are cool as hell. i love the idea that man might be doomed by his search for self-knowledge; that even if a creator does exist, we might mean nothing to it.

but that's it. the potentially intriguing themes don't arise naturally out of credible characters and an independently interesting narrative. instead, they're carelessly draped over a haphazard pile of names and "stuff that happened" in the apparent hope that they can substitute for coherent storytelling. they can't. what results is gibberish posing as profundity. and the spectacular visuals never really struck me as beautiful or "gorgeous". they're too artistically generic for that. though they're a good deal darker, stranger and, well, more alien than what we saw in avatar, they're similarly impersonal.

a dumb movie wrapped up in a skin of potentially interesting ideas is not a smart movie. and a billion-dollar heap of pretty/spooky special effects doesn't excuse moronic characterization and plotting. perhaps if the movie had been a bit more abstract and artful in general, i'd be willing to forgive the apparent idiocies and poor narrative construction, but this isn't a stylized aesthetic indulgence - it's a brain-dead, piece-of-shit would-be blockbuster.

contenderizer, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

yeah enjoyment of this movie might be how much you're willing to accept.

perhaps if the movie had been a bit more abstract and artful in general, i'd be willing to forgive the apparent idiocies and poor narrative construction, but this isn't a stylized aesthetic indulgence - it's a brain-dead, piece-of-shit would-be blockbuster.

this makes no sense to me

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

i would like to agree with contenderizer that the argument that a movie has cool "themes" doesn't really have any bearing on whether it's any good or not, while at the same time pointing out that that argument basically constituted his defence of avatar.

brony ver (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

lolol

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

complaining about this movie diminishing Alien is so stupid

losing the sense of mystery from its world is something of a blow. despite high production values and ridley scott stamp of approval i'm trying to tell myself this is just some random fools interpretation and extension of the mythos and it is NOT CANON.

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

space jockey you are not a scooby doo villain and i still <3 you, you big biomechanical elephant trunked freak.

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

you know the scooby doo engineers weren't even big enough by half. i've got a picture of giger right next to the original space jockey model and its head is more than twice as big as his - and in the scene the crew were actually kids in spacesuits, to make it seem even larger.

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

really this handwringing? the introduction of a freaking queen did more to diminish ALIEN than anything in PROMETHEUS

afaic there is no canon. ALIEN exists on its own and the poor saps aboard the Nostromo will be no better off when they encounter that utmost Other than they were before we knew (rather than merely suspected) that the Space Jockey was wearing a flight suit.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

xpost -- Well maybe that's why that space jockey was on his own, he was the big freak everyone made fun of in school.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

"I'll show them! I'm going to run away and get some of those eggs from my cousin's science project and bring them back and THEN they'll see! Oh fuck I'm out of fuel. *coughs* God I feel shitty."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

The first series of Alien comics from Dark Horse could have been a decent movie/TV series... I especially like this part:

A scientific corporation has acquired an alien Queen, and begins harvesting eggs. A weird cult that believes the Aliens to be God's spiritual rebirth breaks in and they all give themselves up for facehugging. Earth is overrun.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

any excuse to post this guy again
http://images.wikia.com/avp/images/c/cc/Alien-Jockey4.jpg

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

so bummed out the engineers don't actually have elephant faces. inexcusable!

brony ver (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

If they did David could make some heffalumps and woozles joke right before his head got ripped off.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

sadly enough, Prometheus is probably accurate on that score

In the comics, the Jockey is shown to have an elephantine trunk. This is inconsistent with the original concept. An inspection of the concept art done by H.R. Giger, shows that the "trunk" is supposed to be an air hose and there is a helmet surrounding the Jockey's head. This is also supported by the fact that soft tissue such as elephant trunks do not fossilize. This does not leave out the possibility of a different kind of trunk, but the one depicted in the comics is very much like an elephant's. None of the works depicting the Jockey with a "trunk" are considered canon - the only canon appearance of the Space Jockey is in Alien and its novelization and directly related works.

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

THEN GIVE ME A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRUNK

brony ver (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

i hope this is like star trek, showing how the young version of the original alien learned how to become the alien he is today

― s1ocki, Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:03 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also i hope it is set at alien academy

― s1ocki, Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:03 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was i basically correct about this?

brony ver (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

SPACE TRUNK

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

Isn't that a Parliament album

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

The more I think about Prometheus, and remember the first and deeply shitty Alien vs Predator film, the more I realise Prometheus didn't even do much that was new. Substitute engineers for Predators, and put the pyramids on Earth rather than LV 223 and you have most of the same (dumb Erich von Daniken) ideas in both films, plus dying Weyland is also in both.

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

Perhaps the space jockey is really a fossilized Snuffleupagus.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

In the comics, the Jockey is shown to have an elephantine trunk. This is inconsistent with the original concept.

i dispute this reading from ALIEN SPECIES WIKI. Concept art below, there's no obvious way of telling what is creature and what is suit - which is the whole damned point of biomechanicalism anyway.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r198/adwendakon/Giger/AlienPilot.jpg

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

they might have been referring to this

http://www.museumsyndicate.com/images/3/20287.jpg

Number None, Thursday, 14 June 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

of course it may have just been the fashion to wear the trunk over the shoulder that season

Number None, Thursday, 14 June 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

prometheus < alien 4 < alien 3 < aliens < alien < giger

the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

not sure where AvP fits in that scheme

the offensive shit-ness of this movie is making me nostalgic for the whimsical french shit-ness of alien resurrection

the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

yup

contenderizer, Thursday, 14 June 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

"perhaps if the movie had been a bit more abstract and artful in general, i'd be willing to forgive the apparent idiocies and poor narrative construction, but this isn't a stylized aesthetic indulgence - it's a brain-dead, piece-of-shit would-be blockbuster."

this makes no sense to me

― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 3:22 PM (3 hours ago)

i mean that if the whole had been more satisfying on an artistic level, then the poor acting & characterization, nonsensical plotting and goofy spiritual pondering might have been more tolerable - might even have contributed some interesting texture to the whole. but it didn't engage me any more as a work of art than as a piece of pop entertainment (if that distinction can be sustained). it's not stalker or suspiria or even fantastic planet.

contenderizer, Thursday, 14 June 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

i would like to agree with contenderizer that the argument that a movie has cool "themes" doesn't really have any bearing on whether it's any good or not, while at the same time pointing out that that argument basically constituted his defence of avatar.

― brony ver (s1ocki), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 3:25 PM (3 hours ago)

my defense of avatar was basically that i enjoyed it. simplistic and rehashed as it was, cameron knows how to tell a story cinematically. he establishes character and context efficiently, builds narrative arcs that make sense and pay off, understands pacing and tension, knows how to generate emotional effects, etc. the "cool themes" part was secondary, though the conversation bogged down in a long argument about that.

contenderizer, Thursday, 14 June 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

it's not stalker or suspiria or even fantastic planet.

i did basically enjoy prometheus because it was a little bit of all these things to me!

ryan, Thursday, 14 June 2012 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

that's cool. i might like it more on a second pass, but i don't know that i'll ever get over the disappointment (verging on betrayal, silly as that sounds). expectations are a curse.

contenderizer, Thursday, 14 June 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

Demanding quality from science fiction is bizarre. Real sci fi fans embrace the shitness

badg, Thursday, 14 June 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

fantastic planet? surely you mean forbidden planet?

the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

oh no no any space jockey prequel should be a lot more like fantastic planet than forbidden planet

fantastic planet is basically like the seventies made a movie about itself starring its favorite drugs

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 June 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

ok this thread is now about the antikythera mechanism and fantastic planet, please allow me to mash up the wikipedia entries for each into a mind melting face slammer of prose

Terr and the Wizard's champion have child-sized animals bound to their torsos in such a way as to prevent the combatants from using anything but the beaks of said animals to attack. The lower back dial is also in the form of a spiral, with 223 divisions showing the saros; it also has a smaller subsidiary dial which displays the 54 year "triple saros" or exeligmos.

Over the next several scenes, it is shown how the Oms have adapted to life on the Draags' planet. German Philologist Albert Rehm; Derek J. de Solla Price (with Charalampos Karakalos and his wife Emily); Allan George Bromley. Snail-like animals weave clothes onto the Oms, predators that would eat Oms are in turn hunted and efficiently stripped of useful materials, and the gene pool is kept well-mixed. Damp, salt-laden marine environments would quickly corrode the gears, rendering it useless.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 June 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

why don't our astronauts have elephant helmets? maybe this is holding us back.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 14 June 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.google.com/search?q=weyland+linkedin

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 June 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

hey man i got la planete sauvage on dvd, you know i'm bout it bout it

i just dont see the prometheus connection

the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

love when terr interrupts the imagination session

the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

i guess i'm just in love with draag culture if you know what i mean

the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

why don't our astronauts have elephant helmets? maybe this is holding us back.

Have NASA, SpaceX, etc. flight-rated this guy's stuff? http://bobbasset.com/

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 14 June 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

what I was trying to say is "the engineers" should totally be like draags
sauvage is so much more fun than verboten

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 June 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

Fantastic Planet, trippy as it is, is real social-commentary classical sci-fi at its core.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 June 2012 03:53 (eleven years ago) link

ok - the last 20 mins of this were some crazy unexpectedly batshit Cthulhoid Hollywood filmmaking. What a confused yet gorgeous looking film.

Pacific Rinko (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 14 June 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

Demanding quality from science fiction is bizarre. Real sci fi fans embrace the shitness

It's this attitude that's given us Joss Wheedon, Lindelof and co.

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Thursday, 14 June 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

whoa there buster

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 June 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

So when does this movie open again?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 June 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

the last 20 mins of this were some crazy unexpectedly batshit Cthulhoid Hollywood filmmaking.

Which is why Del Toro said Mountains of Madness had to be scrapped, b/c it has a lot of the same plot

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Thursday, 14 June 2012 04:51 (eleven years ago) link

Avatar is dreadful. Far worse than this.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 14 June 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

I'M GLAD THAT's SETTLED

contenderizer, Thursday, 14 June 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

Which is why Del Toro said Mountains of Madness had to be scrapped, b/c it has a lot of the same plot

yeah, the similarities really are striking. engineers = elder things; black goo = shoggoths; curious explorers, ancient ruins and heiroglyphics, angry gods all present and accounted for.

contenderizer, Thursday, 14 June 2012 07:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://badassdigest.com/2012/06/08/sam-strange-remembers-prometheus/

Once upon a time, there was a show called Lost. The show was really popular because it allowed people to enjoy hokey sci-fi conventions without feeling like nerds. Everything supposedly serviced a very human story elevated high above geeky crap like that. It pulled this off simply by averring that it was pulling it off. It also kept things vague enough that people would invent the show's integrity all by themselves. By the time characters were time traveling and drinking magic water right and left without abandon, it was far too late for people to call bullshit and walk away. Brilliant.

So I hired that Lost guy to write Prometheus. I figured it would go the same way. We'd get people to buy tickets on false promises of thrilling intellectual storytelling and then kind of abandon all that halfway through. It's too much work to make a great movie. But a great trailer is child's play. The masterstroke was calling it an Alien prequel and letting that pedigree do all the work for us. Again, brilliant.

Prometheus is about a ship called "Prometheus" that goes looking for sort of a literal Prometheus. In a really cool looking prologue, we see a muscular Space Albino drink Space Acid so that he falls apart into Earth's water supply, therefore creating humans. But not Chimps...

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Thursday, 14 June 2012 08:19 (eleven years ago) link

Demanding quality from science fiction is bizarre. Real sci fi fans embrace the shitness

― badg, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 10:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is exactly backwards.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 09:35 (eleven years ago) link

Although maybe not, if you're positing that "science fiction" and "sci-fi" are two different things.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 09:36 (eleven years ago) link

distinction between scifi and sf can just diaf, afaiac

thomp, Thursday, 14 June 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

SCIENTIFICTION 4EVER

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 June 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

skiffy

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 14 June 2012 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

sigh-fi

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

Guys it's SyFy.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

phil d. otm

under the right circumstances, i like crappy crapmovies as much as anyone, but i've been a science fiction fan all my life, and i have yet to "embrace the shitness" as my default approach to the genre. because i'm a fan, i want better than that.

contenderizer, Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

all fiction is science fiction

mh, Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

The more I think/read about it, the more I think it's some sort of achievement that a two hour movie could have so many plot holes, loose ends, unanswered questions, unexplained motives, and even a character who may or may not be a robot (but probably isn't, though I'd like to believe she is, given that she's basically written like a robot are there are several indications she could be a robot to the extent that one crew member even asks her flat out if she is a robot, a question she does not answer, so she probably should have been written as a robot all along) and still be a fundamentally solid film in terms of direction, effects, etc. It's really kind of amazing.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

It's messy, like real life. Ergo, this film is the secret triumph of Dogme 95.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

Most movies, even good ones, are full of plot holes, loose ends, unanswered questions, unexplained motives.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, but not this many, and not this huge! I mean, there are reviews that are literally just perplexed litanies, from that Red Letter Media review to the Hitflix thing just above. None call the movie incompetent, because it is not. And yet, it's a total mess.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

Usually if the script is this terrible, the film follows.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

The more I think/read about it, the more I think it's some sort of achievement that a two hour movie could have so many plot holes, loose ends, unanswered questions, unexplained motives, and even a character who may or may not be a robot (but probably isn't, though I'd like to believe she is, given that she's basically written like a robot are there are several indications she could be a robot to the extent that one crew member even asks her flat out if she is a robot, a question she does not answer, so she probably should have been written as a robot all along) and still be a fundamentally solid film in terms of direction, effects, etc. It's really kind of amazing.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:15 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what really drives me in crazy are the people tying themselves in knots trying to interpolate some sort of profound meaning/reason for all the holes

brony ver (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

i guess that was being a fan of LOST in a nutshell though :/

brony ver (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

xpost -- How dare you criticize the life's work of Coil and Michael Gira.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

haha, s1ocki so sadly otm

mh, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

After Alien: "Hey, what was that Space Jockey thing, kind of makes you think"

After LOST-style mystery: "Here is my ten point conjecture about the meaning of this throw-away line meant to invoke occult ideas"

mh, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

prometheus: a masterpiece of postmodern magical realism

the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

also scifi and science fiction both for nerds and fanboys

adults read "speculative fiction"

the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

"Let's speculate on the dull angst of dull people here in 2012."

"You are the new John Cheever."

*death*

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

haha i had never really thought about what a meaningless phrase that is

brony ver (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

what if everyone in the world went blind all at once?!?

the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

kept waiting for zatoichi to show up and put everyone out of their misery, sorry jose

the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

Heh, from that other thing above:

In the same way David from A.I. was programmed to love without actually understanding it, David from Prometheus was designed to be a shithead without understanding exactly how being a shithead works.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

I think his contempt for humans was completely his own

mh, Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

what really drives me in crazy are the people tying themselves in knots trying to interpolate some sort of profound meaning/reason for all the holes

Seriously. I think that widely circulated Livejournal post is the worst offender of this.

My thing is that the holes and mistakes and laziness are far more glaring because stuff like the characters are fucked in the head and do deliberately stupid things.

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

Also what annoys the fuck out of me: people who ascribe all the naysayers as just being disappointed that this wasn't a more thickheadedly obvious set-up for Alien, as if we'd excuse all the bollocks for a final scene where a derelict crashlands on LV426, a chestburster pops out of the space jockey pilot, winks at the camera, then performs "Hello My Baby!" with high kicks off stage left.

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

I'm kind of annoyed that they did as much connecting as they did

cute baby proto-alien at the end was kind of cool, wish we saw it running through fields of grain all happy

mh, Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

I actually like how they didn't have that be a post-credits bit.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

My wife and I sat through all the credits hoping there might be something that made any of the preceding action make any sense whatsoever. Alas.

Guys, this movie basically ends with Lisbeth Salander and Magneto's talking head in a bag flying off for exciting adventures in space. How could this have happened?

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

this movie basically ends with Lisbeth Salander and Magneto's talking head in a bag flying off for exciting adventures in space

Would watch. Did watch!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

haha that makes it sound so much better

brony ver (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

I have to say, her apologizing for zipping him into the bag and Fassbender's delivery of the line telling her it's OK was one of my favorite moments

mh, Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

me too. maybe because it was one of the precious few moments of actual humanity in the film.

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

despite (or because) one of the lines being delivered by a potentially psychopathic android.

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

I liked that bit, it reminded me of going bowling.

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

kind of feel like the android got a bad rap, half of what he was doing seemed to be the beginnings of a personality and the other half was just doing whatever horrible shit Weyland told him to

mh, Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

Like there was more Blade Runner stuff in this than Alien.

Which is fine. After all, they had to find new planets for the off-world colonies. And apparently there's a Weyland-Yutani logo in the phone booth in BR.

Also, just found this EW promo shot, which makes everything better:

http://www.ineedmyfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Charlize-Theron-Michael-Fassbender-Noomi-Rapace.jpg

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think David is evil so much as "curious."

Tho I think it's funny that both our creations and our creators have contempt for us in the movie.

ryan, Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

not to mention the film's creators

brony ver (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

Ooooh snAP!

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 14 June 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

A friend on FB:

So the problem with Prometheus is that it was a decent film that could've been wonderful had it not fallen into science fiction traps like flat characters who only exist to service the plot and unscientific (yet plausible) premises that provide succor for creationists? I take it these people despise Butler's early Patternist novels as well?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 June 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

...

brony ver (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 June 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

Because I know you're always talking about those novels, s1ocki.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 June 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

If you want to tell an interesting story about humans, engineers, xenomorphs and androids, you start with the parallels between the first two and the last two. humans and engineers are creators of terrible things. any other weapon created by either race pales in comparison to the potential of the xenomorph or the android.

You should, perhaps, actually compose a fucking story where an outbreak of the parasitic xenomorph species is pitted directly against the terrifying cleverness and fearlessness of a single android. that could be interesting above and beyond the cinematographical future-gothic playfair excess that has typified the Alien whatchamasaga to date.

You might, if you gave a shit, consider the possibility that humans resemble a god figure admired by a species that do not resemble humans - say if the engineers created humans in the image of "god" and as such we ourselves are simulacra, like our own androids. You might bother to explore this concept in a couple of dialogues such as those that take place in any given wachowskis movie (speed racer even has one. for fuck's sake!)

You could even use one of such dialogues to explore the need to create extraordinary, self-directing weapons - and you could let the audience revel in the irony of how "our" androids are not so different from the space jockeys' monster race. You could even spin a pretty healthy narrative about how a creator can lose control of their own creation - and throw a few loose ends out there with implications about who created who (back to the whole "god looks like us, god made space jockeys, space jockeys made us in the image of their god" thing).

Or you could make this film. Hey, we all gotta get paid and even the rich and established have deadlines. For my part, let me know when I can see it for free (legally).

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 June 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

btw I looked under the formatting help for how to mark up my post as "pompous" but there wasn't one so you will all just have to suck it.

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 June 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link

summary, if I may:

the second most interesting contrast available in the alien mythos is between the space jockeys and weyland-yutani et al. only one of these allows for human interest storylines, so ok, we'll go with that.

the most interesting contrast is between the androids and the xenomorphs. this narrative doesn't really allow for humanity at all, except via the magic of bullshit, so ok, that can take the back burner.

to me, the absolutely most fascinating question available - and presented, in this film, but never explored - is who created who and for what purpose. I love the concept of intelligent design in science fiction. I think it's one of the reasons sci-fi succeeds, because it's not afraid to talk about who made Jehovah (ok, frankly, other types of genre lit probably aren't afraid either, they're just more concerned with shooting, stabbing and/or fucking, which is fine and perhaps healthier overall). If we think we were created by something else, why wouldn't that something else believe the same? Would they try to re-create their creator? Having tried and being disappointed, would they also feel the need to hit delete, many times, as hard as possible, cursing all the way?

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 June 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

You might, if you gave a shit, consider the possibility that humans resemble a god figure admired by a species that do not resemble humans -
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 June 2012 03:28 (1 hour ago) Permalink

But they do look like humans. Hell, they have "identical DNA."

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 15 June 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i think the tombowt is imagining an alternate, "not completely shit" version of this movie

contenderizer, Friday, 15 June 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

wherein space jockeys have elephant trunks

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 05:22 (eleven years ago) link

far as i'm concerned, they do

contenderizer, Friday, 15 June 2012 05:34 (eleven years ago) link

i'm with you

tombot you should probably get cracking on that script

ALIEN vs SMALL WONDER

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 05:51 (eleven years ago) link

alien vs roy beatty

alien vs data

alien vs terminator ... oh wait already exists

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 05:53 (eleven years ago) link

alien vs ananova

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 June 2012 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

alien vs babar the elephant

Number None, Friday, 15 June 2012 06:40 (eleven years ago) link

alien vs lily allen

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 15 June 2012 06:51 (eleven years ago) link

alien vs ALF

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Friday, 15 June 2012 07:37 (eleven years ago) link

I'm actually encouraged that this movie has great images in it and actually "works" as a movie in a lot of ways. Hopefully Ridley gets a better script for the Blade Runner sequel.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 15 June 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

Blade Runner sequel.

Maybe I've been blind dumb deaf but NOOOOOO

BC Forgbs (Ówen P.), Friday, 15 June 2012 12:35 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, it's been in the works for a while. A hopeful sign, though: Hampton Fancher on board for the script, and since he cowrote the original, who knows? I've no doubt Dan O'Bannon is swearing loudly at Prometheus from the great beyond.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 June 2012 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

Hampton Fancher on board for the script, and since he cowrote the original, who knows? I've no doubt Dan O'Bannon is swearing loudly at Prometheus from the great beyond.

I have this nightmare of Lindelof being called in to rewrite it. Just leave Blade Runner alone please, tyvm.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

i feel the need to say this morning how much i love that this thread, originally just They're Remaking 'Alien', starts with

psych

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, February 11, 2005 10:16 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

it's just so perfect considering where we find ourselves now

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

Waiting for the speculative fiction universe version of the avengers where all the robots form gangs and do battle, destroying most of humanity in the process.

Data and R2D2 vs Weyland bots & the Replicants; etc

Harrison Ford could stab R2D2 with a sword, Hylander style

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

Highlander

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

Prometheus was in the works for a while - is there any actual talk from Ridley Scott about "next year when I'm shooting the Blade Runner sequel"?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 June 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

idk if Prometheus will ever become my "I am drunk and want to eat salty foods and watch a movie before sleep" movie, thank god we still have Highlander

mh, Friday, 15 June 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

You know what we're missing in 2012? Science fiction/fantasy with music that has vocals. By Queen.

mh, Friday, 15 June 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

cant even imagine how badly dude is gonna screw up bladeruntheus

brony ver (s1ocki), Friday, 15 June 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

;_;

mh, Friday, 15 June 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

Did I tell you guys about my plan to watch recent Ridley Scott films in the run up to Prometheus so I wouldn't get my hopes up? I ended up only having time for that Robin Hood one before I went on vacation. I watched the theatrical release, but apparently the thing with his recent films is that the theater version gets all the exposition cut because he can't make a movie of any reasonable length

mh, Friday, 15 June 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

Hmm and everyone else. I'm at a loss as to why Scott lacks the juice to push through 3 hour epics like Cameron and Nolan get away with.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 June 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

one thing about prometheus at least it was only 2 hrs long

brony ver (s1ocki), Friday, 15 June 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I mentioned above that that in many ways is the biggest red flag that tons of stuff was cut.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 June 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

A 2 hour sci-fi epic ... how quaint.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 June 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

xp - I'm guessing the lack of billion-dollar grosses in his resume?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 June 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

Billion dollar grosses are a totally contemporary thing. I bet 90% of Scott's films were hits.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 June 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

the secret is that Ridley's 3 hour versions aren't any better, they just flesh out some unnecessary plot threads or show back story for boring characters

mh, Friday, 15 June 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

Only "Kingdom of Heaven" has gotten the superzize treatment, no? "Blade Runner" and "Legend" both gets director cuts, "Alien" and "Gladiator" reluctant director cuts.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 June 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

Robin Hood had an extended cut, too

mh, Friday, 15 June 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

lotta people must have watched that

brony ver (s1ocki), Friday, 15 June 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

lol

mh, Friday, 15 June 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

Eh, it's like 15 minutes more or something.

That movie made money. Cost $150, made $350? Something like that?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 June 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

let me check

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 June 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

Tickets for 21+ 10:15 PM show 2nite. Looking forward to (watching jbr) decipher this in a drunken haze whilst I cross-reference it with two weeks' worth of spoilers!

Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Sunday, 17 June 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

There are certainly annoying mistakes in the movie -- characters whose personalities flip on a dime, characters who figure out that the aliens created us based on who-knows-what, "DNA match". But there were a lot of things people consider errors that I thought added to the movie. The first scene, David's motivations, not knowing what the aliens' plans were -- these were all fine by me. I did not need the blanks filled in.

abanana, Sunday, 17 June 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

They should make a movie that's just all blanks. It would look like this:

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

I JUST SAW ALL OF ALIEN FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS MORNING

HOLY SHIT

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

Okay hold on

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

Let me just back up here

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

...first...time...ever?

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

HOLY SHIT

this seems consistent with first time ever. also OTM.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah yeah I know

Fucking great movie, dunno why I waited so long to see all of it, in order (I'd seen most/all of the famous scenes)

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

I re-watched Alien on the weekend. The shot of Jonesy when the Alien gets Harry Dean Stanton is the greatest piece of animal acting ever

Number None, Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

watched it not so long ago, noticed an audacious shot just before it gets harry dean stanton - might be director's cut only idk - where you see a kind of top-down almost full shot of it hanging there among the ducts, looking like part of the ship itself. if you know what you're seeing it's like a massive reveal but if not you probably don't even realise.

Jesu swept (ledge), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

I JUST SAW ALL OF ALIEN FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS MORNING

HOLY SHIT

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Sunday, June 17, 2012 3:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YES

mh, Sunday, 17 June 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

I only saw it for the first time recently too, and yes I was suitably impressed. Just finished watching Aliens tonight and it's much better than I remember from when I saw it 15 years ago. Why do I vaguely remember seeing the Queen Alien hanging off the back of the ship at the end whereas this one I saw had no such scene...??

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Sunday, 17 June 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

aliens is kind've amazing

brony ver (s1ocki), Monday, 18 June 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

i just watched the first 30 minutes of it last night after i got home from the bar... i love the space scenes at the beginning so much... the music cue when you see ripley's ship hanging underneath the salvage vessel (which you never actually see in its entirety... so great)

brony ver (s1ocki), Monday, 18 June 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

I love how everytime the crew sits down together there's always those cross-conversations, it just feels so natural like you can almost right away tell who likes who, who's in charge...like natural lunch-room politics.

and I love the way he uses the classic horror camera tricks, but uses your knowledge of them AS a trick: in the scene where they're looking for the facehugger in the lab, you aren't sure if the camera being down so low is the facehugger POV and then when Skerrit knocks over the shelf you're like AGH OH FUCK wait no that's not it...

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 June 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

it's just such a brilliantly constructed movie

noticed an audacious shot just before it gets harry dean stanton - might be director's cut only idk - where you see a kind of top-down almost full shot of it hanging there among the ducts, looking like part of the ship itself. if you know what you're seeing it's like a massive reveal but if not you probably don't even realise.

lol this is the scene i had to stop watching at the other night! and i've been thinking about it for days! so i'm going to finish watching now. maybe...

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 18 June 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

aliens is bollocks fuiud

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 18 June 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

I love how everytime the crew sits down together there's always those cross-conversations, it just feels so natural like you can almost right away tell who likes who, who's in charge...like natural lunch-room politics.

YES. They seem like real people doing boring blue collar space jobs! Also, fucking amazing cast. Harry Dean Stanton for life.

mh, Monday, 18 June 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

Been waiting for this: Film Crit Hulk posted a thing about te problems of Lindelof and theme:

http://badassdigest.com/2012/06/17/film-crit-hulk-smash-the-damon-lindleof-intervention/

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Monday, 18 June 2012 07:26 (eleven years ago) link

He's pretty astute for the most part but I wish Film Crit Hulk would just drop the schtick.

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Monday, 18 June 2012 07:34 (eleven years ago) link

c+p into text editor, change to lower case. instant readability!

Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 18 June 2012 08:14 (eleven years ago) link

also replacing 'hulk' with 'i' turns him into gollum. 'i hates writing columns like this'!

Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 18 June 2012 08:16 (eleven years ago) link

yeah you can just drop it in this too

http://www.convertcase.net/

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 18 June 2012 08:55 (eleven years ago) link

I re-watched Alien on the weekend. The shot of Jonesy when the Alien gets Harry Dean Stanton is the greatest piece of animal acting ever

― Number None, Sunday, June 17, 2012 9:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i haven't seen alien in full yet but i've seen this scene and YESSS

star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Monday, 18 June 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link

HOW HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE NOT SEEN ALIEN IN FULL?!

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 18 June 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link

prequel put them off

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Monday, 18 June 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

b/c i don't know how to work the dvd player

star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Monday, 18 June 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

just to be clear, as Alien is important to me and to the world, I have seen it several times and am just rewatching in two parts this time. I don't know how people haven't seen Alien but I do know that a lot of people don't like horror movies and some people don't like 'old' movies and that some people are just wrong.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 18 June 2012 11:49 (eleven years ago) link

b/c i don't know how to work the dvd player

― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Monday, June 18, 2012 7:46 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Move it out of the kitchen.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 18 June 2012 11:51 (eleven years ago) link

hulk otm on undue extrapolation

mh, Monday, 18 June 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

for a 'hulk' he's pretty tentative about possibly hurting damon lindelof's feelings

brony ver (s1ocki), Monday, 18 June 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

lindelof seems like he'd bruise easily

mh, Monday, 18 June 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

finally saw it. consensus otm. A mess. looks amazing, actors mostly do good work with a screamingly bad script.

Hated the clumsy character drawing - post-cryo meal in particular is an insult to the parallel scene in Alien.

Takes some of SFs loveliest topoi - aliens made mankind, exploring a tomb-planet, sad robots - and screws up each of them, through mis-pacing, confusions in place of ambiguity/mystery, shitty dialogue and shoddy symbol games. (seems to think bible reference = automatic profundity power-up.)

I do keep thinking about it, but those thoughts are mostly 'why wasn't it better?'. I am all for meeting-the-demiurge SF but this goes wrong. idk, sequel might be better, get into full-on batshit gnostic liberation war with jesus space jockeys lead by head of david as t e lawrence vs satan space jockeys.

But I wasn't bored. I might even watch it again.

woof, Monday, 18 June 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

Funny how that smart Hulk piece illustrates the problem with extrapolation, and then the comments kick off with a lengthy extrapolation. "See, it's just like Mary Shelly's 'Frankenstein ...'"

Sigh. Comments.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 June 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

i rewatched alien the other night too. that scene where ash tries to kill ripley by stuffing a fastidiously rolled porno mag down her throat. also "don't worry, parker, yeah. you'll get whatever's coming to you." best slasher movie.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Monday, 18 June 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

I read on Wikipedia that Ridley Scott originally wanted to end the movie with the Alien biting of Ripley's head and then speaking with her voice, so my guess is that whatever is making "Prometheus" unwieldy and nonsensical is a direct result of the producers involved having the clout/chutzpah to tell Scott no

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 18 June 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

ash tries to kill ripley by stuffing a fastidiously rolled porno mag down her throat

yeah, there are some unsettling images around power and gender that just sort of freelance around the place without ever really being determined or explained or fit into the jigsaw, which gives them more power ultimately. the computer being "mother", who witholds secrets and betrays the crew; the homicidal alien herself actually being a mother; anyone who is impregnated being a mother, but against their will..

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 June 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

I read on Wikipedia that Ridley Scott originally wanted to end the movie with the Alien biting of Ripley's head and then speaking with her voice

hahaha lol whut. i did hear that he wanted ripley killed at the end, and the alien punching in the coordinates for earth which i have to admit would have been a stupendously badass way to end that movie

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 June 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

i heard he wanted the alien to wink at the camera too

brony ver (s1ocki), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

hahahahaha

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

lol

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

zoom in and freeze-frame on the grinning Alien's face as "Neutron Dance" starts toplay

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

DJP making me want to recut Alien to the soundtrack from Beverly Hills Cop

mh, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

"My blood's just burning..."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

ahaha

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

took my son to see it over the weekend. liked it even more the second time around, will prolly see it again.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

OMG, DJP, congratulations on losing your Alien virginity!

StanM, Monday, 18 June 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

now that's an image

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

ew

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

and once again we circle back to forbidden world

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

facehugs all round

Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Monday, 18 June 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

lindelof seems like he'd bruise easily

He is very thin-skinned, he has a hissy fit when anyone criticizes the Lost ending.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Monday, 18 June 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Well this is disagreeable:

http://m.io9.com/5919306/another-theory-about-the-meaning-of-prometheus

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Monday, 18 June 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

I need to finally get this posted since it's been in my head ever since I saw the movie the first time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PldHhYMoU

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 June 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

facehugs all round

― Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Monday, June 18, 2012 3:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

brony ver (s1ocki), Monday, 18 June 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Oh goodie; I found this guy's hilariously overwrought writing on Cabin in the Woods, and I'm happy to see he's unleashed his stoned theology major ways on this flick too

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Monday, 18 June 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

Reading that io9 piece--are people REALLY saying they found this film too complicated? Isn't the problem that the complications are just unnecessary and dumb?

an inevitable disappointment (James Morrison), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

the complication is there's no plot

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

can we shop David + xenomorph into that bed plz

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

Annoyed SF writer/biologist Peter Watts: http://www.rifters.com/crawl/?p=3211

an inevitable disappointment (James Morrison), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

Enjoyed the Watts article almost as much as the io9 one

Maybe not the best H.G. Wells books, but maybe my favorite one: http://www.strangehorizons.com/reviews/2007/01/star_begotten_a.shtml

Milton Parker, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

Pardon what may seem like a digression, but having found a website that lists the chapter titles for said book, they are simply too charming not to share

• Acknowledgements
• Introduction
• Note on the Text
• The Mind of Mr Joseph Davis is Greatly Troubled
• Mr Joseph Davis Learns about Cosmic Rays
• Mr Joseph Davis Wrestles with an Incredible Idea
• Dr Holdman Stedding is Infected with the Idea
• Professor Ernest Keppel takes Up the Idea in his Own Peculiar Fashion
• Opening Phases of the Great Eugenic Research
• The World Begins to Hear about the Martians
• How These Star Begotten People may Presently Get Together
• Professor Keppel is Inspired to Foretell the End of Humanity
• Mr Joseph Davis tears up a Manuscript
• Notes to Introduction
• Notes to Star Begotten

Milton Parker, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

I think I've watched like half an episode of lost so I'm no expert here, but I'm wondering if part of the problem w/ lindelof as movie screenwriter is that he doesn't have the discipline needed for short-run characterization. TV's all about sprawl, if you don't flesh out a character completely in an hour you've got 12 more to work it out, introduce other dimensions, etc.

since lindelof's shorthand is rusty his film characters come off as mercurial ciphers, maybe?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

• Dr Holdman Stedding is Infected with the Idea
<3

game of crones (La Lechera), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

good poll fodder imo

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

dudes maybe this is obvious but i was sort of idly wondering how the aliens can gestate in a bath of human gastric acid, which will dissolve practically anything, and i remembered - they have acid for blood! they LOVE acid!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

yes, the summer of 1989 was a special time for xenomorphs throughout the galaxy

Number None, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

I just saw this and I thought it was good. Lots of little annoying things but overall I liked it alot.

There are many tribes in the Juggalo nation (Viceroy), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

BUT my step dad has an elephantine memory and said that the movie reminded him of this Outer Limits episode:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zanti_Misfits

There are many tribes in the Juggalo nation (Viceroy), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

and once again we circle back to forbidden world

― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, June 18, 2012 11:59 AM (Yesterday)

belated lols

contenderizer, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

Saw this tonight -- what an entertaining load of singin' and dancin' malarkey.

Biff Wellington (WmC), Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

Hello my baby hello my honey

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

Bill Chadwick, Geologist, John Milner Associates

The first thing the geologist says is, “I’m in it for the money.”

[A pause that I interpret as puzzled silence.] Uh, typically not.

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

lol

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:07 (eleven years ago) link

hahah

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:44 (eleven years ago) link

so many lols

In one scene, a biologist encounters an alien creature that looks like a giant phallus. The biologist refers to it as a “she.” What would you call a creature that resembles a giant phallus?

A “he.” Definitely.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:47 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, the amount of deadpan in that article is as if every scientist interviewed was deeply British

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Thursday, 21 June 2012 07:39 (eleven years ago) link

The first thing the geologist says is, “I’m in it for the money.”

[A pause that I interpret as puzzled silence.] Uh, typically not.

On the other hand, geology does sometimes strike me as one of the more mercenary branches of physical science. I mean, these are people with a fundamental understanding of the carbon cycle and yet many of them are still more than happy to work for the likes of Exxon Mobil etc

gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Thursday, 21 June 2012 09:07 (eleven years ago) link

The psychologist saying that, yeah, people do put together unbalanced teams and people get mentally ill and try to kill each other in real life was pretty great.

mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

via io9.com, your source for all things trying to rationalize Prometheus:

In the scene where David addresses the remaining Engineer, he talks in an unfamiliar language that we later learned was a combination of real languages. And now, that bit of conversation has been translated.

The Bioscopist notes that when David is learning the "building blocks" of language, a hologram appears to teach him Proto-Indo European Linguistics. The man in that hologram is Dr. Anil Biltoo of the University of London. The Bioscopist located Biltoo and acquired this translation:

Here's the line that David speaks to the Engineer, and the consultant's translation of it:

/ida hman?m a? kja nam?tuh zd?:taha/…/gh??vah-pjorn-?ttham sas da:t? kredah/

A serviceable translation into English is:

"This man is here because he does not want to die. He believes you can give him more life."

Biltoo also revealed that there was a much longer conversation filmed that was eventually cut for the final edit. But we will have to wait for the DVD to see if Ridley Scott decides to include it among the director's cut or deleted scenes.

THANK GOD THAT MYSTERY IS SOLVED I ASSUMED HE WAS ASKING FOR A GAZPACHO RECIPE.

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

I really hoped the translation was "kill this sad sack of shit"

mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

"Please rip off my head and beat this man to death with it, for the lulz."

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

the initial discussion language log is p cool, linguists at play trying to figure it out, Dr Biltoo dropping by to tell them how they're doing.

woof, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

put an 'at' in there after 'discussion'.

woof, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

The psychologist saying that, yeah, people do put together unbalanced teams and people get mentally ill and try to kill each other in real life was pretty great.

― mh, Thursday, June 21, 2012 9:08 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ I thought so too. Also, that teams are put together who do not meet each other until they're on site.

Once again, rolling our eyes at stuff that actually happens.

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

this wasn't exactly a run of the mill scientific expedition but fair enough i suppose

Number None, Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

once again, the world rolls its eyes at stuff that actually happens.

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3BV2u8YWps

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

In one scene, a biologist encounters an alien creature that looks like a giant phallus.

to be fair, it was a giant phallus with a vagina on its face.

40oz of tears (Jordan), Thursday, 21 June 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

i thought this was great. f u haters.

there are some clunks around the way obv (foot washing scene was garbage, old man makeup looked like shit) but i think the main thing here is that people are forgetting that whatever nonsense comes out of lindelof and scott doesnt make a difference abt what the movie is, to get all reader response criticism on yall. ive got a pretty solid interpretation of the movie that revolves around davids prime motivation consistently being the destruction of the human race, and im pretty sure im right no matter what the dudes who made the movie think.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

that sounds flip but i am not actually kidding.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

Michael Fass-Bender

http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.10732811.5429/fc,220x200,black.jpg

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

been thinking about the david->ash->bishop android progression, and the irony that the most robotic (bishop) is the least dangerous, and the most human (david) is the least reliable. ash was obv dangerous but he was a robot carrying out bad orders. david on the other hand seems to be working his own agenda - did he poison holloway merely because he didn't like him? and between his passive-aggressive sniping and full-blown wonder at the engineer's star globe, he possesses an emotional range. I think someone mentioned the connection to AI upthread and it's a valid one, the idea of a robot driven by its own desires (both named david incidentally).

the struggle between the creation and its inventor is also a theme that gets mirrored - humans/androids, engineers/humans - obv some debt to frankenstein; or, the modern promtheus as well.

kinda get the feeling this movie will get reevaluated down the line, maybe after ridley's final cut is released? like the shining. people hated the shining when it came out! there's a lot of stupid stuff in there, but it's also beautifully shot and works in spite of its silliness.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

David didn't poison anyone, he needed a guinea pig to test that stuff on and the guy said he'd do "anything!"

mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

i think davids intentions are darker than that - i think getting the dude to say he would do anything was just an enjoyable further internal dig for david. i think the "doesn't everyone want to kill their parents" (or however it was written) line from david was a pretty big flashing neon sign abt what his intentions are and were throughout.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

his motivation isn't clear tho - why does he need a guinea pig? the "anything" convo could just be more of david's needling.

xp jjj otm etc

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that "everyone wants to kill their parents" line is telling

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

true, that

mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

i need to rewatch it to nail some things into place, but if you look at it with the perspective that at some point david has decided that it is in his/the general best interest to destroy his creators, it makes a lot of sense. in fact its the only argument for why david wants to cryosleep shaw and perform the operation back on earth.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

i keep wanting to lay out my 13-point plan for why i think david wants to end humanity but it feels a little like shouting into a empty room at this point. this is what i get for waiting to see the movie for a bit i suppose.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

after a second viewing vickers becomes a more sympathetic character, would've been interesting if they honored the fire by making her more central. I remember when first seeing alien back in the day, ripley came off as a total brittle officious - apologies to aerosmith - bitch. but that was the genius of alien, making ripley unlikeable made her high probability alien food but the film turns that on its head when our gruff sensible beardo leader gets eated in an airshaft.

would've prefered an end where vickers + noooomi form a begrudging mutual respect and fly off together all girl power with a dude's head in a bag, coulda been scott's in-the-future-thelma-and-louise-get-away-with-it message.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

memorial me + jjj talk about prometheus thread

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

another thing I noticed on a second viewing - the engineer at the beginning of the film is a perfect specimen until he takes the black goo and mutates. but the aggressive engineer at the end of the film has signs that he's been partially mutated, he has a black furrow down his spine and a weird honeycomb on his neck.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

xpost -- I'm reading it all, EIII, just not chiming in.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

Don't see how a plausible interpretation of the movie makes up for a generally appalling script full of unrealistically asinine characters and scenes that just don't connect with each other.

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

I like that take on it jjj. I was reading the other day about the gnostic idea of archons (which is obv a big inspiration on the movie) and seeing David that way makes for a compelling doubling (or reversal) of that theme.

ryan, Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

The other line about succession that the movie seems to put flashing lights around is of course "a king has his reign, and then he dies"

ryan, Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

I'm all for having fun with the movie. I quite enjoyed it, but I think Hitler did a pretty good job of summing up many of the moments that made me lol & roll my eyes.

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

haha I was trying to think up a line about Fascist criticism

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

"They should have called it Poopmetheus." = LOLs irl.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

Anything that somehow shapes this film into something resembling coherence is based almost entirely on assumption and extrapolation and little on what is actually on the screen. I can extrapolate this (perfectly entertaining!) misfire into just about anything short of a "Lethal Weapon" sequel.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 June 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

i decidedly disagree! also i think that you can approach most texts that way if you choose to, and that the idea that the source material here is so open-ended that it defies interpretation is only an argument that can be made if you have already decided that the film is inherently without meaning. people develop narratives for late period lynch films with far less to go on, and i certainly dont think they are wrong in doing so.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

also i think that the problem is that people are focused on the idea that the film is about the engineers and what they are/why they do what they do, when to me it seems clear that the movie is about david - he is by far the most carefully presented and scripted character, and almost certainly has more screen time than anyone else in the film. if david is the protagonist, the human creation myth and religious vibe becomes a setting rather than a plot.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

that should say setting/means of analogy. in other words, the overt creator destroying the created setup is a means to dig into the implied idea of the created destroying its creators. which of course is the idea that the film closes on, with a bioweapon laden ship headed to the world of its creators.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

Can someone explain how you go from infected Man sleeps with woman to squid baby??

I understand they are trying to use the DNA-gloop getting poured all over the space worms to explain the aliens parasitic nature and general "oh that's why they look all messed up, its alien worm and engineer DNA", but how did you get the space worm DNA into the man then woman to make the space squid baby.

Or put another way:

if DNA-gloop and engineer next to waterfall = mankind.

how come DNA-gloop and man = OH GOD CUT IT OUT OF ME!!!

my opinionation (Hamildan), Thursday, 21 June 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

how come DNA-gloop and man = OH GOD CUT IT OUT OF ME!!!

Pregnancy in general amirite thank here all week

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

that was the genius of alien, making ripley unlikeable made her high probability alien food but the film turns that on its head when our gruff sensible beardo leader gets eated in an airshaft.

this is a really good point. it's impossible now to experience alien without the foreknowledge that ripley is its star. but it must have been quite a headfake the first time around to realize that tom skerritt really had bit it, and that this humorless woman was in charge.

btw tom skerritt is 78 years old!!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

feel like Tom Skerritt has been 50 years old his entire life

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

Skerritt gives such a great performance in that film. He's the most chilled spaceship captain ever

Number None, Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

Well, this was from the mind that came up with the baked spacemen of "Dark Star."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

skerritt is str8 fire in Alien, SO chill

I would fly anywhere with that dude

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

There is some godforsaken alternate universe where Alien never got major funding and is a terrible low-budget Dark Star style B movie. No Scott, no Weaver/Skerritt/Stanton/etc, no Giger.

Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, easy to forget but weaver was a complete unknown at that point, she prolly had the least experience of anybody in the cast?

almost psycho-level audience misdirection

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

I'm so in love with that goddamn movie

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda like the idea of a thread where we pick random lines to justify the spinning of cinematic crap into art gold. feel like this one`s `been done` at this stage

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 June 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

ALso love the way that, when Ripley's character was changed from male to female in the script, they didn't add all sorts of bogus cliched Hollywood-style feminising elements to her character

xpost

an inevitable disappointment (James Morrison), Thursday, 21 June 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

John J - brilliant.

Keith, Thursday, 21 June 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ePSAN9KXL.jpg

Kris Kristofferson or Kenny Rogers?

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Friday, 22 June 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

Good 'Alien' drinking game: take a shot every time Dallas says "oh come on KNOCK IT OFF!" to any of the bickering crew members

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Friday, 22 June 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol hammered

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 June 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

That HULK crit thing is bad. Using a really terrible, badly executed gimmick to criticise Lindelof for being gimmicky? Whatever insight there is to be found in his pieces will remain forever buried in unreadable caps lock text. He needs to drop the act.

DavidM, Friday, 22 June 2012 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

It would probably help, but it's not like he's writing in ancient Sumerian or anything.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 22 June 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link

I did use an online tool to transfer it all to sentence-case, but it's 6,000+ words of cod-psychoanalysis of Lindelof, and frankly I couldn't be arsed to read it all.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 22 June 2012 11:57 (eleven years ago) link

The Hulk conceit was pretty light, I thought. I'm not sure I've ever read that guy before, but it's like he wrote this epic exegesis, and then just randomly changed the occasional "I" to "Hulk." Which is to say, I didn't have a hard time reading it. It's in English. And the all-caps things? I get the internet vernacular, but, like, it's just capital letters. I didn't really feel like I was being screamed at for 6000 words. It'd be one thing if it actually was being screamed by the Hulk, but I had very little trouble using my imagination to un-Hulk it .... IN MY MIND.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 June 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

yeah same. i cant imagine in a million years being bothered by it but i guess for some people its intolerable. in the early 2000s i posted on a forum where the predominant posting voice was all-caps so maybe im inured to it...

im not a fan of the lindelof psychoanalyzing but i guess he thought he needed to do something different since the internet had already documented all the plot holes and such

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 22 June 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

Welll also he appears to be a Lindehof stan (in so far as there are any) - the first positive words about Cowboys and Aliens I've heard there!

He is just oddly prescriptive on some stuff though - the linked review of John Carter was very "No, you are supposed to show the dead wife first so we can build up feeling for the protagonist", which, really? Are we not a bit beyond THIS is A story ARC?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 22 June 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

fch hates cowboys and aliens! he wrote a good thing about how bad it sucks actually, but i think put the blame more on orci & kurtzman

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 22 June 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

hes prescriptive because hes a script editor/screenwriter irl - he should really be called screenwriter hulk imo

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 22 June 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

Ahhhhhhhh!

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 22 June 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

Meanwhile in Sullivanland

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 June 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

DavidM OTM... film criticism doesn't need a "gimmick" - especially an overused and unfunny one.

*crosses arms*

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 22 June 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

just saw this. it was fucking terrible in every way but design and music.

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 June 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

The first maybe 40 mins are good tension/premise building, imo everything after the first expedition was incoherent hackneyed cliche- and the incoherence is by far the greater problem than the cliche.

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Saturday, June 2, 2012


right fucking on. the moment for me was when the I CAN'T HAVE BABBY MADE scene popped up and everything after that was nigh on unwatchable. I tried to leave after the SHOCKING REVELATION OF THE ICE QUEENS DADDY, but my date wanted to stick around.

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 June 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

Alien > Aliens > Alien 3 > Alien Resurrection > Prometheus

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 June 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

thats just a list of them in order

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 22 June 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

think of how shitty the next one will be

irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Friday, 22 June 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

prometheuses

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 22 June 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

prometheiii

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 June 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

prometheus 2

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 22 June 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

prom2theus

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 June 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

Prometheus II: Heracles Rising

forks/jjj MODFITE

Biff Wellington (WmC), Friday, 22 June 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

prometheu2

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 June 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

Prom Night

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 June 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

aka THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF HIPPY SCIENTIST AND LAWRENCE OF ARABIABOT HEAD-IN-A-BAG

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 June 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

You liked all the music, forks? Even the gloopy inspiring stuff?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 June 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

ehhhh okay not ALL the music.
i feel kinda like this was ridley scott's "alien tree of life"

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 June 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

even all the annoying parts
lalalala aaaaaaaareeee youuuuuu ssaaaaaad yeeeeetttttt
DUN DUN DUN AREEEEE YOUUUUU SCCAAAAARED YET
rinse repeat

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 June 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

eh, i liked the annoying SUSPENSE filler music
i dunno, i don't see films in the theater much and i generally steer clear of blockbusters period (prior to the avengers the last big film i saw was likely up) so maybe i was just fooled by a good soundsystem

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 June 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

@VGirl, would listen

Call me Ishmael (Ówen P.), Saturday, 23 June 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

Don't see how a plausible interpretation of the movie makes up for a generally appalling script full of unrealistically asinine characters and scenes that just don't connect with each other.

― Jesu swept (ledge), Thursday, June 21, 2012 1:17 PM (Yesterday)

agree. the problem with prometheus isn't that david lacks a coherent agenda. he's a bit of a cypher, but since he's a robot, it's easy enough to manufacture some sort of explanation for his behavior. his motivations, after all, don't even have to seem credibly human. the main problem is the idiotic dialogue and senseless actions of the film's human characters.

that said, i do like jjj's argument that david's goal is nothing less than the destruction of the human race. i don't know that i buy this interpretation, but i'm looking forward to thinking about it next time i see the film. and i will. though it's terrible, i'm a sucker for sci-fi, weird horror and puzzle movies.

contenderizer, Saturday, 23 June 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

all will be explained in prome3us (dir. Fincher)

abanana, Saturday, 23 June 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

Come on folks, what we really want is: BRING ME THE HEAD OF DAVID THE ROBOT

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 23 June 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

*applauds*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 June 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

Man I'm all for this if Warren Oates is returned from the grave.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 June 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

What about an android Warren Oates?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 June 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

Fassbender - Holm - Henriksen - Ryder ALL ANDROID EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!!

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Saturday, 23 June 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

Fate of humanity decided by...

http://www.mindwafers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Rockem.gif

(L-R: Lindelof, God)

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 23 June 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

Lindelof signs on to make TV series about .... ugh:

The Leftovers, produced by HBO in association with WBTV, takes place after the Rapture happens but not quite like it’s supposed to. It is the story of the people who didn’t make the cut… and a world that will never be the same. Lindelof and Perrotta will co-write the script and executive produce the project, now in development, with Ron Yerxa and Albert Berger. If The Leftovers moves forward, Lindelof will serve as the showrunner.

Key comment:

Great book, but the whole thing is based on around not explaining WHY/HOW it happened and dealing wit the reaction, aka, classic Lindelof. Will be interesting to see how Perotta’s intimate styles work with Damon’s…”think about it mannnnn” style.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

wonder if faith will somehow be an element

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

In a story about surviving the Rapture? Nah.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, by damon lindelof. not likely

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

Left Behind is being made by Lindelof for HBO? I love Kirk Cameron!

polyphonic, Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

hopefully its in the more fucked up vein of post rapture life like a thief in the night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly4CPRE_Ke0

this movie features a 8 yo kid going to the guillotine at the end

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

To be faur to the book, it's very much a secular rapture--faith makes no difference to who vanishes and who doesn't.

To be fair to Lindelof, he'll fuck it up.

an inevitable disappointment (James Morrison), Friday, 29 June 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

thanks everyone for softening me up

i finally went in today purposely ignoring any connection to alien movies and expecting an independence day type of debacle. i really enjoyed the stupid characters and appreciated the opportunity for david to relentlessly hardson the scientists and people of faith. i think vickers hit it best when she called her dad a mad scientist or something. it was a pretty good b-grade sci fi film pretty much up until the engineer woke up. i would have liked it if more of the characters survived the ending too. i think the flame has been dishonored thoroughly enough at this point that we can dispense of the one human + one robot surviving formula. anyway overall i'd call it a pretty good c-grade sci fi movie and i enjoyed some of it enough that i've mentally downgraded all of the original movies to c-grade in my mind too. really appreciated idris elbas stephen stills line and also the engineered garments jacket fassbender was wearing for much of the movie.

the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

really appreciated idris elbas stephen stills line

you nearly had me

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 30 June 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

i'm still waiting for the hilarious deleted scene where he finds out he porked a robot, cmon ridley don't let us down on the dvd release

Ну, там твое место, там сабе будь! (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 June 2012 09:17 (eleven years ago) link

"hilarious deleted robot porking scene" display name now up for grabs

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

fu it is i got rights mayyyne, i know my rights mayyne

Ну, там твое место, там сабе будь! (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 June 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

"really appreciated idris elbas stephen stills line"

you nearly had me

yeah, one of the worst moments in a movie brim-full of them

contenderizer, Saturday, 30 June 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

whatever it was lovably off-key

the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

it was so obvious and screenwriter-y to throw in a silly popculture reference at that point

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

Such writerly moves are heretofore referred to as "Lindelawful"

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Saturday, 30 June 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

well i admit i'm a philistine but maybe its just more obvious to screenwriter types who hang w/ other screenwriter types swapping silly popcultural references (screensters?)

the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

screendogs

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 June 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

so i guess what i'm hearing is that if you stretched this movie out to two or three seasons of tv it would be like a cross between lost and star trek

the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

i also really liked the subtle messages in charlize's hairstyles and ugg boots

the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

charlize is (physically) like a hitchcockian paragon of "cool blonde" in this movie. minus the couture.

stephen stills thing struck me as odd because if people are still talking about stephen stills at the outer reaches of the known universe then I'll be damned.

watched Alien for the first time in like 10 years the other day. I guess most already noticed this but Alien and Prometheus are basically beat-for-beat mirror images of each other. Like, even to the point of characters not acting very rational or intelligent. Pretty funny when Ash yells something to the effect of "Don't touch it!" and everyone just kinda pulls back and lets the little bugger run off! IT JUST BURST OUT OF SOMEONE'S CHEST FUCKING KILL IT WITH FIRE.

ryan, Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

Also, yeah Alien is a great movie. Not as scary as I remembered. I preferred the look of the aliens in Alien 3 the best I think. why on earth would a "perfect" killing machine/organism be upright on two feet like that.

ryan, Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty funny when Ash yells something to the effect of "Don't touch it!" and everyone just kinda pulls back and lets the little bugger run off! IT JUST BURST OUT OF SOMEONE'S CHEST FUCKING KILL IT WITH FIRE.

― ryan, Saturday, June 30, 2012 7:00 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

right, because if a scary monster burst out of your friend's chest the first thing you'd do would be to run straight at it

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

dont try to retcon alien as being as dumb as this movie its not gonna work on us dog

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

one character (can't remember his name, with the headband) was about to hack at it with a machete! They stop because Ash tells them to.

ryan, Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

i wouldnt do that because i dont think either movie is dumb!

ryan, Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

They're in shock. Ash demonstrates some authority so they listen to him

Number None, Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

and as i mention way upthread this is an early hint of ash's true motivations that is way more graceful than anything in p-dog

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's true. it's the kinda thing that as a viewer certainly sticks out but it's believable that no one on the ship would have given it much thought.

ryan, Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

it def didnt stick out to me the first time i saw it & i doubt my experience is unusual. something crazy and scary and covered with blood jumps outta someone's chest, it's not really strange that someone would be like, "stay away from that ferocious monster"

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

They don't know what it is or what it is capable of or whether it is toxic or contagious in some way, staying away from it doesn't seem like a stupid idea.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

you're both right. i usually go into frantic kill mode if i see an nasty unwanted critter in my home but this would be a special situation. in any case, im impressed with headband dude's initiative!

ryan, Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

usually go into frantic kill mode if i see an nasty unwanted critter in my home

it's true, when a threatening thing popped out of my mom's torso that one time I smashed it with a phone book

mh, Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

you gotta get it before it runs under the refrigerator!

ryan, Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, i reject any insinuation that alien is anywhere near as dumb as prometheus. alien may not be a perfect movie, but it's very well thought-out and the character motivations make good sense, imo. prometheus is moronic in comparison, and the "big themes" are by no means a plus.

scientist in prometheus observes the presence of an alien worm in his eyeball, but rather than seek medical attention, ignores it in favor of playing unprotected in the dirt some more. for fuck's sake.

contenderizer, Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

I am always putting off going to the doctor for stuff

Number None, Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

i like something filmcrithulk said that you can address smart, intelligent topics in the dumbest way possible, which the movie does

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

see i dont think either movie is dumb at all but i do think people acting a bit irrationally (or maybe emotionally) is an intentional theme in both--it's the source of chaos or contamination, maybe.

ryan, Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

the alien has acid for blood. if they kill it it'll eat through the hull. also ash wants it alive.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe this has been mentioned upthread but is it consensus that Prometheus retcons the eggs in Alien to be the canisters? Giger always claimed they were biological weapons, but this makes Aliens and the later sequels (and the poster for alien, which features an egg that doesn't look like a canister at all) out of canon.

abanana, Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

in alien, there are sensible barriers erected to prevent contamination (suit seals that aren't broken willy nilly, airlocks, decontamination procedures, quarantine periods, etc). when these barriers are circumvented, it's for entirely sensible and sympathetic reasons. the "irrationality" on display is rational in a sense, in that it's a reasonable-seeming product of the characters and their circumstances.

in prometheus, there are no apparent barriers. it's as though no one has ever so much as considered that contamination might even be possible. what's worse, people behave in an utterly nonsensical fashion. their behavior has relation to comprehensible human motives or emotions. it's an irrational sort of irrationality.

contenderizer, Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

well the egg on the Alien poster doesn't look like anything like the eggs in the movie. It's an actual hen's egg.

Number None, Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

fassbot is pretty good in this movie. there really wasn't any standout characters in the avengers, to compare a movie that was received better, where characters also act weirdly to service forward motion of plot.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

is it consensus that Prometheus retcons the eggs in Alien to be the canisters? Giger always claimed they were biological weapons, but this makes Aliens and the later sequels (and the poster for alien, which features an egg that doesn't look like a canister at all) out of canon.

hard to say for sure. the thing is that geiger's alien was always said to be "biomechanical", and the cannisters might well be biological products of a sort. it seems reasonable to suppose that the xenomorph might be a device engineered to produce more weapons ("cannisters", bugs, acid, black goo, whatever).

contenderizer, Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

in alien, there are sensible barriers erected to prevent contamination (suit seals that aren't broken willy nilly, airlocks, decontamination procedures, quarantine periods, etc). when these barriers are circumvented, it's for entirely sensible and sympathetic reasons. the "irrationality" on display is rational in a sense, in that it's a reasonable-seeming product of the characters and their circumstances.

yeah in fact breaking one of these barriers is a huge tense plot point! i really like that part. "wait a minute."

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

and the thing i like best about the sequel is how it spends all this time showing you the marines' Badass Military Hardware and setting them up in deliberate contrast to the basically unarmed and unprepared crew of the first movie, and then (in the unload-your-guns-you-might-shoot-the-reactor scene) thinks of a reasonable and non-stupid crack to put in their control, which like these things do spiders very very fast.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

but i love movies in general where everything works all slickly until it breaks. the system's gonna be, um, compiling for twenty or thirty minutes, so, some of the minor systems, they might go on or off or whatever.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

find nedry! check the vending machines!

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

another great thing about ash is when he lets contaminated john hurt in - which seems almost first like a compassionate human thing to do until u realize why

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

sorry but david was such a dumb character, as ok as fassbender played him

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

everyone has their own opinion but alien/aliens are IN NO WAY as dumb/contrived/c-grade as prometheus

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

"Alien" works better because, duh, they all learned the lessons illustrated in "Prometheus." Worry about contamination, when an alien lizard creature rears its head don't try to pet it, join your local outerspace worker's union to avoid Company exploitation, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

ha

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

there is no way prometheus is as dumb as alien or aliens, which are careful and nuanced studies of corporate culture under stress in the vein of robocop and terminator

the late great, Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

...

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 July 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

say what now

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

i think that's a typo tbf

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

I sure hope so

Can we open the airlock just in case

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

depends on if tlg's coming in or leaving, i say be prepared in any case

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

"sorry but david was such a dumb character, as ok as fassbender played him"

bishop and ash are pretty dumb characters, too, but the actors really sold them in a compelling way. three out of four distinct compelling robot performances is a pretty good record.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 2 July 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

harsh on charlize

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

ok here's my director's cut

remove all jesus shit and focus on prometheus myth. guy pearce appears often as young guy pearce in hologram. he is actually a skeletal monstrosity in a lifepod. he is yr basic dr morbius mad scientist with david as amoral altaira and charlize as macready and idris as pris (yr basic pleasure model). the alien thing is actually an STD propagated by engineers. all the caricature remaining ethnic / ignorant / superstitious / curious george red shirt and scientist dudes all die way earlier from more memorable ways including sensitive crying dude who never impregnates noomi. he should just crumble into dust already and seed the planet with doe-eyed rodents. the nanotech dna virus might fuck up the hull of the ship and kill more people with melting helmets and final destination part 4 / jaws 3d plausible natural disasters. this includes everyone who got killed by roundhouse punches from zombies. the engineer is actually totally reasonable and is actually deep down alot like a draag. but he turns out to be a replicant too and when he impregnates noomi the baby turns out to be a facehugger egg that bursts onto skeletal guy pearce and produces the alien which ultimately just gets let loose on the planet with an escaping engineer who goes to LV 426 BOOM DONE

the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

the crew of the ship could be in a spinoff tv series and david and charlize could be a cartoon network show

the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

i'm in

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

anyway i'm just kidding it would be better if the engineer characters were just completed unrelated to hr giger

the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

*actually*

leave the engineers but just expunge any reference to facehuggers and chestbursters and never have them show up or wake up, i'm sure fassbender could handle the flute

the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

first way i can think of improving this movie is that none of them wake up

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

just a bit of robofass pottering

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

ie performing some of the better-known routines from the ouevre of dennis potter

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

anyway an advanced alien culture with only one type of WMD is like an old dog with only one trick

just have it be something different and interesting

like this

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldjbxuZa6c1qf0aafo1_500.jpg

the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

SPLOZZ

the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

castro assassination plan #253 imo

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe this has been mentioned upthread but is it consensus that Prometheus retcons the eggs in Alien to be the canisters?

i can't see why it would be. the eggs hatch facehuggers and the canisters leak black goo. also the eggs are eggs and the canisters are canisters. plus it's a pred ship.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 2 July 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, these dudes deal in bio weapons. Nothing saying they always have to be transporting the exact same bioweapon every time.

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Monday, 2 July 2012 07:09 (eleven years ago) link

I just thought... if the engineers made us - WHO MADE THE ENGINEERS?

Oh crap, 5 seconds ago that was a shit gag in my mind, now I think it could be where lindelof actually wants to go with the sequel.

Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 2 July 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

Imagineers

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 2 July 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link

headband dude

YAPHET

KOTTO.

CALL HIM BY HIS NAME, HE'S AN AFRICAN PRINCE

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 July 2012 11:36 (eleven years ago) link

otm

snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link

lol at "Imagineers"

Oh man think of how next level this would have been if it was Walt Disney secretly frozen on the ship instead of Weyland.

fancy poodle (latebloomer), Monday, 2 July 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

You know, what we're really missing these days is cool comic book adaptations of movies. Downloaded the original Alien one the other day, pretty cool.

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

I own this.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

I was reading <A href="http://www.darkhorse.com/Books/15-027/Aliens-Omnibus-Volume-3";>a collection of stories in the Alien universe</a> last weekend, they're impressively bleak and down on plucky humans.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

not the onion

http://badassdigest.com/2012/07/03/seattle-ticket-taker-spoils-prometheus-on-moral-grounds/

goole, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

hehe wonder which red state's going to sponsor that bill

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

well we're just going to warning-sticker movies the same way we're warning-sticker-ing soda and cigarettes

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

hmm... so based on "just doing my job ma'am" bit I can see how management might have put him up to it to forestall rants from crazy pro-lifers. the bigger problem here is, it's not an abortion! it's a caesarean, and iirc the miracle baby gets on quite nicely post-procedure.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

haaaaaaaaa

"at first everyone treated him like a freak, but then they understood why god had let him live"

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

the only way this would be acceptable is if the dude spoiled it by singing 'bodies' in full-on jonny rotten voice. and also if the ticket-taker was johnny rotten.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

noomi and fass as joshua and caleb accepting their inheritance and marching into hebron to face the children of giants as a test of faith in god's grace

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like the ticket-taker may have been trolling considering it's a big ol' squiddy parasite. Still, pretty hilarious

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 6 July 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

Because Poe's Law is standard operating procedure, sullen teenager behavior is indistinguishable from earnest rightwing religious types

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't seen prometheus yet, but I've seen an awful lot of spongebob

https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523538_10150890935797261_1474100003_n.jpg

coat news for people who love boat shoes (how's life), Monday, 9 July 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

omg

the late great, Monday, 9 July 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

it occurred to me while i was watching it!

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

lol

contenderizer, Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

this was both better and worse than i was expecting

max, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

really glad i went in with low/no expectations

max, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

found it really beautifully shot and designed, a couple good performances, a bunch of interesting ideas, and tons of plot points handled unbelievably poorly

max, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

^ yup.
the behavior of the secondary characters was not believable or realistic in the least. that and the very last scene bothered me most.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

have seen it twice and will probably go for a 3rd next week

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

it's weird to tell ppl "have low expectations and see it multiple times" but knowing where the clunkers are really makes the film easier to navigate and enjoy

I kinda love this movie

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

I am still all good with it.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

it's a weird, ambitious and sadly awful genre movie, therefore likely to be cherished by a devoted cult for decades to come

contenderizer, Friday, 13 July 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

so was alien v. predator, but i'm not seeing a cult coming, unless that new yorker poem was actually about alien v. predator

Philip Nunez, Friday, 13 July 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

(i think it was!)

Philip Nunez, Friday, 13 July 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

I still have yet to watch PREDATORS

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 13 July 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

The end of "Predators" is remarkably similar to and nearly as bad and unsatisfying as the end of "Prometheus." Adrien Brody is like our generation's Michael Caine.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 July 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

so was alien v. predator, but i'm not seeing a cult coming, unless that new yorker poem was actually about alien v. predator

not nearly weird or ambitious enough, imo

contenderizer, Friday, 13 July 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

it's a weird, ambitious and sadly awful genre movie, therefore likely to be cherished by a devoted cult for decades to come

― contenderizer, Friday, July 13, 2012 11:19 AM (2 hours ago)

around the second time I saw it I also watched the shining and the parallels were not lost on me

ppl forget cuz it's so well-regarded now but the shining was considered a stinkeroo upon release - kubrick even got nommed for a razzie!

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 13 July 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

predators is WAY better than prometheus
this is not an opinion. it is fact.

Topher Grace stuff...man, I dunno

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Friday, 13 July 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

they're both shit imho

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

yeah

Number None, Friday, 13 July 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

i will not ride or die for predators but i watched it on a couch and it was a damn good time

It's a goofy movie for sure, but I enjoyed it.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

i saw Predators at a 10am media screening and had a good time. i mean, it's bad, but it knows it and so is kind of awesome in its badness. maybe you just have to be tired and stressed and looking for two hours of brain-free time. i did kind of have a flashback to its ending during Prometheus' ending! mostly because my feeling on both was "where are you gonna go? do you even know how to fly that thing? etc." maybe Adrien Brody should have been the android. or an android in Predators. both really.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

predators is WAY better than prometheus
this is not an opinion. it is fact.

― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Friday, July 13, 2012 5:47 PM (2 hours ago)

hahahaha NO

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Blu-ray in October with 15 minutes of deleted scenes, Scott commentary and ...er..text file of the script.

Pacific Rinko (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

guys I preordered the blu-ray a month ago, so I can plan on a long fall/winter of coming home from the bar and chilling w/Prometheus before bed

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

I loved how predators had a serious 80s vibe going for it.. action film with a cadre of stereotypical international badasses going up against and being mercilessly slain by aliens

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

(spoilers)

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

Predators is totally rad

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

the 80s action movie vibe was the best thing about predators, totally won me over

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, that was the best thing about it.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

the other best thing was how it always seemed like adrien brody's head was cgi-ed onto a strongman's greased-up body

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

Predators was solid, but it has nothing on the batshit entertainment value of Predator 2.

mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

the other best thing was how it always seemed like adrien brody's head was cgi-ed onto a strongman's greased-up body

^this is literally the only thing i remember about predators. i will ride for alien vs predator though.

40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

trejo should have played noomi rapace's character.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

i dug that they were trying to do an 80s thing with predator, in theory, but it just felt like fanfic... plus adrien brody, are you kidding me? you replace SCHWARZENEGGER with ADRIEN BRODY!?!?!

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

like first rule of 80s badassery is cast an actual credible badass

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

[Dutch is talking to the General]
Dutch: So why don't you use the regular army? What do you need us for?
Dillon: 'Cause some damn fool accused you of being the best.
[Dutch turns around and sees Dillon sitting in a chair in another room]
Dutch: Dillon! You son of a bitch!
[They arm wrestle in mid-air during a handshake, Dillon is apparently losing the contest]
Dutch: What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils? Huh? Had enough?
Dillon: Make it easy on yourself, Dutch.
[Dillon begins to lose further]
Dillon: OK, OK, OK!
Dutch: You never did know when to quit, huh?
Dillon: Damned good to see ya, Dutch.
Dutch: What is this fucking tie business?
Dillon: Aw, come on, forget about my tie, man.

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

the way he says "DEE-LON!" kills me

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

Early SCHWARZENEGGER accent is so good, once he was able to give convincing line readings in English but still so oddly emphasized

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

meat grinduh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQcGljqpfdg

mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

my friend, when he was working at the local community college's library for a short period actually created me a dummy library account with the name PLO CHOPS

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Man, I want Carl Weathers in an Expendables movie

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Friday, 3 August 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

* The crab aliens are incredibly lethal when first encountered, yet at the first sign of hunger, Williams says he’ll just “grab and eat one of those crab aliens.”

Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 August 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://s.ecrater.com/stores/30813/4b68692c793d5_30813n.jpg

Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 August 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

If I'm being honest I want Carl Weathers in every movie.

LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Friday, 3 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

The Space Jockey uses a fighting style that appears to be Muay Thai kickboxing. It's likely that the Space Jockey is in fact using an alien martial art that simply resembles Muay Thai kickboxing in every particular, or indeed that at some point in the past Space Jockeys visited Earth to teach humans Muay Thai kickboxing.

the late great, Friday, 3 August 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

well placed!

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

talked to a friend about this movie on saturday night. he was genuinely surprised to learn that anyone thought there was anything silly or unreasonable about it. i forget that this is not the real world.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 27 August 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

the world where prometheus is reasonable is the real world?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 27 August 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

can't hear you s1ocki munchin on popcorn

the late great, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

I ended up seeing this in all 3 formats - IMAX 3D, 3D, and 2D

would've gone a 4th time at the local dollar cinema but it was gone in a flash

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know what to say to that

Number None, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

I think you can call yourself Edward IIID after that. xppst

StanM, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

I've streamed it 2x on some grainy Eastern Euro tripod cam bootleg... that has to count for something.

lil queequeg (peter grasswich), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

Would seriously consider watching this again in 3D

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

Would seriously consider watching this again in another dimension

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

where it's GOOD

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

i am sorry that you cant handle the AWESOMENESS of this AWESOME MOVIE

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

very few of us could apparently

Number None, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

would seriously consider watching this again with the stolen eyeballs of someone i hate

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

I would love to watch this movie again ... on mute with no subtitles

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

would seriously consider watching this again with the stolen eyeballs of someone i hate

http://www.phuturama.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Artificial_Eyeballs_Blade_Runner.png

the late great, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

I was about to post the Minority Report gif of Tom Cruise chasing eyeballs down a ramp, well played

your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

Am buying this on Blu-ray. Was probably my fave summer movie.

Loo Reading (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

I was totally on for seeing it again after I left the theatre. But then, you know.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

I'd characterize my attitude as a grudging fondness, seeing it more than once took me from "ridiculous fail but beautiful and entertaining" to "hey there's a lot going on in here", if scott does a director's cut that smoothes out some of the wacky plot turns it would inch close to classic for me

also I've been o_O at the prospect of 3D TVs but this one makes me go hmmm

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

how would you guys compare it to original alien? for me it feels the new one has aged worse already.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

I think it was clearly better than the original "Alien," because all that one offered was questions but this one finally offered some answers.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

this part really bugs me in the original alien:
http://www.doblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/alien841.jpg

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

why do they need so many lights? new alien movie did not answer that question.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

Those lights showed that the ship was thinking. New movie better because it didn't waste all that time/lights thinking.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/HqqwO.png
ok ridley scott i fixed it for you. now remove those lights!

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

yeah alien that piece of shit was such shit

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

I wish computers were covered in lights. It looks so much cooler.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

original alien: sigourney in mechanics garb
new alien: charlize in ugg boots

i guess i see the appeal of the original but i think i'd buy the blu-ray of the new one

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

ugg life

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

Hate you guys

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

that skintight pants / ugg boots combo made the movie imo

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 08:49 (eleven years ago) link

more questions (i.e. why didn't they use this fifield instead of the shit one?)

iirc this design was rejected because they wanted it to still resemble fifield, so the crew would know it was him when he returned to the ship. agree it's a pretty badass monster, they coulda just given it a red fauxhawk or something.

http://latino-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1-prometheus-08-27-12.jpg

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 30 August 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

Looks like late-era Jason Vorhees.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 August 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

Space meth is a helluva drug

latebloomer, Friday, 31 August 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

weird the way his teeth became worn as he decayed, as though he were an aging ruminant

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 31 August 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JsPk1iXfvto

latebloomer, Friday, 31 August 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

That's pretty cool.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 August 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

that was the biggest pile of fucking wank i've ever watched

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

glorious pile of fucking wank

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

posts very much in noodle

thomp, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

noodles very much in character

thomp, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

is this on dvd yet

thomp, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

2 hour documentary about taking helmets on and off

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

xpost: thomp, October 11 dvd release

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

there's a little bit of me this morning that admires it for its plotlessness and intense vapidity but i am not sure this is what the crew had in mind

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

"it's a film about nothing!"

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

"oh good, they're driving back to those caves again"

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

there is a whole geometric space thing going on tbf, cars going left and right across the screen and helmets going up and down, some kind of theosophical treatise based on intersecting vertices

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

it was a nice touch to let that 10 year-old write the script tho, gave it an authentic fanboy vibe

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

that is in every scifi movie though

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

xp re motion

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

i am gonna be watching out for left-right up-down action in sf films in future

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

you could say the same about minority report or the matrix or star wars, it's all running back and forth

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

like in minority report he's pretty much acting out the life of those balls in the maze in the auto scenes

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not even gonna touch the internal stupidities cos i assume this was not meant to have any resemblance to real human beings and the ways in which they may or may not behave, the people were just a convenient hook to hang all the hot helmeting action on

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

Love you guys

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

fifield hung someone on a literal hook iirc

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

this was crap

catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

i stole idea from josh clovers matrix book but i mean early sci fi is all about *travel* in the same way horror is always about the body so it makes sense in a way. look at 2001.

not sure where stuff like i robot and ai fit in there though

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

i kept waiting for the story to start then it was over and our Joel was laughing at me as i sat there staring disbelievingly at the screen

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

Wanna see this again

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

nope!

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 September 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

http://cuteaquariumfish.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Deep-Sea-Fish-4.jpg

ledge, Sunday, 16 September 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

I finally saw this on Friday. What a fucking stinker.

Also, I now see why Kate Dickie had so little dialogue in Red Road. She reminded me of that woman from Spatz and Mike & Angelo.

sktsh, Sunday, 16 September 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

a tower of hot piss

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Sunday, 16 September 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

ugg boots though

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder could this movie feasibly be re-edited not to be such complete shite, even if that required 5 mins of a blank screen with some sketchy voice-over narration round or about the time she goes all days of our lives with her wombhugger b/f or w/e

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I think it would take some serious "restoration from damaged print of 100-year-old movie" title cards. "(Missing Scene [20 mins]...)"

Doctor Casino, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

hahah just paged back through the thread, i'd forgotten that chainsawsuit.com thing.

David: I have researched the historical significance of the name “Sisyphus.” He was a Greek figure, damned to repeat the folly of his past over and over as punishment.
Dr. Falmouth: It’d be pretty ironic if the crew of our ship lived up to that namesake. Like if we each were the Sisyphus in our own story.
David: It would be.
Dr. Falmouth: That’s the name of our ship, too. Sisyphus.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder could this movie feasibly be re-edited not to be such complete shite, even if that required 5 mins of a blank screen with some sketchy voice-over narration round or about the time she goes all days of our lives with her wombhugger b/f or w/e

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, September 16, 2012 10:49 PM (38 minutes ago)

scott's got a directors cut w/ 20 minutes of cut footage, I'm sure it'll be an improvement, also sure in 15 years this will be considered a scifi classic and y'all will be saying why didn't we listen to ed we're fools *sob*

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i'd figured on the 20-30 mins for a director's cut, the question wasn't purely zingy tbf

in 15 years, the cut of this movie that was inflicted on us will be a whispered legend, a whispered tale told by broken former movie execs at the wrong parties. as to another cut, well who can say

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

in 15 years this will be thought of the way we today think of Virus and Sphere

Doctor Casino, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

.......
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Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

Oh god, I watched Sphere a couple weeks ago. It is very true to the Crichton book. Which is to say, the characters and dialogue suck and it's an irritating film. Makes Prometheus look.... better by comparison

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

good save

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

why would adding 20 minutes to a shitty movie improve it

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

10 mins of lindelhof being horsewhipped, 10 mins of ridley scott apologising, idk i could see it working

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 05:07 (eleven years ago) link

lindelhof and scott drink black goo together and jump off a waterfall

the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link

which runs swiftly into a closeup to black before a pullout reveals it to be flowing reels of film into a canister

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 05:26 (eleven years ago) link

Oh god, I watched Sphere a couple weeks ago. It is very true to the Crichton book. Which is to say, the characters and dialogue suck and it's an irritating film. Makes Prometheus look.... better by comparison

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, September 17, 2012 4:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh it's very true to the book except for dropping the ending which makes the whole book worthwhile

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 17 September 2012 05:31 (eleven years ago) link

20 extra minutes of idris and charlize flirting and then slow-dancing to "etta james"

the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 05:58 (eleven years ago) link

no idea how the quotes got in there

the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 05:58 (eleven years ago) link

it would be like the bar scene in far from heaven

the late great, Monday, 17 September 2012 05:58 (eleven years ago) link

Why you all hating on Sphere, it's the only film ever made where Queen Latifah somehow gets killed by jellyfish.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Monday, 17 September 2012 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

Was a fan of the book, found the movie hopelessly dopey IIRC. "Worst Film Adapted From a Michael Crichton Novel" would be a pretty good poll - - - somehow despite having a really strong hand on the pulse of techno-thriller pulp entertainment, dude had really bad luck as far as blockbuster adaptations go, Jurassic Park obviously excepted.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 17 September 2012 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

The movies of The Andromeda Strain and The Terminal Man are both really good

Ward Fowler, Monday, 17 September 2012 06:47 (eleven years ago) link

it's Congo in a walk

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 17 September 2012 06:53 (eleven years ago) link

yeah Congo is the worst.

Timeline or whatever the dark ages one is pretty grim, too.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Monday, 17 September 2012 07:05 (eleven years ago) link

Congo is hilarious

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 September 2012 07:09 (eleven years ago) link

Also, I now see why Kate Dickie had so little dialogue in Red Road. She reminded me of that woman from Spatz and Mike & Angelo.
Haha, excellent! KD's accent kept kicking me out of the film. I wasn't sure if it was because she was wooden, or because it was too fucking weird hearing someone from East Kilbride in a science fiction film. One of the folk I saw it with said it would have been better if they'd cast Limmy instead of her. Wouldn't've been any more jarring.

calumerio, Monday, 17 September 2012 09:33 (eleven years ago) link

damon lindelof should be imprisoned

max, Monday, 17 September 2012 11:11 (eleven years ago) link

on an island, in space, with god

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

hmm strikes me that this may well be his outlook anyway

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

I'm trying to forget that I spent money on watching this piece of shit, so kindly leave this thread to die.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

bonus footage is apparently stuff that fills plot holes that enable a sequel that may not happen <--- unlikely to make this shitpile any better admittedly

DG, Monday, 17 September 2012 11:36 (eleven years ago) link

it would have been better if they'd cast Limmy instead of her

lol

sktsh, Monday, 17 September 2012 12:28 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure the sequel got greenlit for 2014

what I'd like to see in an extra 20 minutes are things that square some of the unexplained character behavior - e.g. fifield getting the biologist high on his "tobacco" before he starts inexplicably sticking his hand in strange alien faces. supposedly the edit that was released was scott's pg-13 cut (i.e. he was expecting it to be rated pg-13).

I'm getting this weird feeling you guys didn't like this movie

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

I enjoyed it

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

Pretty much all the character behaviour in this film is unexplained - except where that one guy at the beginning says "I'M A LONER SOCIOPATH ONLY IN THIS FOR THE MONEY JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR OK" - so that would be a long 20 minutes.

ledge, Monday, 17 September 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure the sequel got greenlit for 2014

i thought it was "in talks"

i mean i'm only interested so i know which films i won't be seeing in 2014

DG, Monday, 17 September 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

loner sociopath who's only in it for the money - i mean obviously, on a trillion dollar mission with a crew of approx 18 you're gonna want to recruit a loner sociopath who's only in it for the money - turns out to be in it for the rocks afterwards iirc? or am i just confusing these wooden characters whose main distinguishing traits are there hair?

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

clearly expecting anybody to behave like an actual person in a film about space jesuses making monsters out of goo is nitpicking tbf, i just think it shd be more clear whether this is a surrealist picture show or if there was meant to be a story

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 September 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

in it for the vagina squid

DG, Monday, 17 September 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

octomom

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

what the shit was this shit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

ffs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

when she runs into the escape pod at the end i was all she should go put the head back on the robot for company AND THEN THATS WHAT HAPPENS

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

as soon as i saw that giant white guy gazing at the spaceship i was all oh shit this is a terrible film isnt it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

sick gym bod tho nice one giant white guy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

truth bomb

the late great, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:46 (eleven years ago) link

I wanna find out what happens when david's head futurama-style trolls a whole other galaxy + species

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link

I finally saw this movie, and pretty much agree with what seems to be the general consensus in this thread: the movie looks great, has many great scenes, but the general stupidity of the plot and the characters makes it less than great. However, thinking about the movie, I thought there was a pretty interesting theme there of parenthood, of parental sacrifice, and (as a counterpoint) parents refusing to let their children take their place. You can see this pretty much throughout the film:

* It begins with the Engineer guy killing himself in a ritual to create life, a parent literally sacrificing himself so that his kids could live.

* David is the figurative son of Weyland (as mentioned by Weyland himself), but Weyland uses him as a tool; he can never become a person in his own right (to become a person he would need to gain his soul, but that is the one thing Weyland denies of him) until Weyland dies (this is why David mentions that all children hope for their parents' death). But Weyland refuses to die.

* There's a similar dynamic going on with Weyland and Vickers: she wants to finally take her rightful place as the boss of the company, but Weyland doesn't want to accept the natural order of kids replacing their parents, he wants to live forever. (This whole theme that I'm outlining here is pretty much summarized in Vickers' "a king has his reign" comment to Weyland.)

* Because of the above, Weyland get poetic justice meted out on him. Note that when the Engineer guy is woken up, he's chill at first, until David tells him why they are here: because this old geezer refuses to die. Weyland acts against the natural order, so he is stricken down by "God", a literal deus ex machina.

* But the Engineers too can be seen as parents who refuse to let their children grow up. If we accept the theory that the reason the Engineers changed their mind and wanted to kill all humans is because they feared humanity would advance far enough that they could eventually challenge the Engineers themselves, then what they are doing is the exact same thing as Weyland. In this light, the surviving Engineer's decision to strike down the humans make sense... He wakes up to hear humans, the Engineers' children, demanding things (an extended lifespan) that go far beyond what their parents alloted to them. So in this sense it's the same scene as Roy Batty meeting Tyrell in Blade Runner: "I want more life, father!".

* From this point of view the ending makes a lot sense: the children and grandchildren of the Engineers come crashing down on them, with a spaceship full of stuff that's potentially lethal to them (kids destroying their parents again), to demand answers, to demand their place in the cosmos instead of being considered the property of the ones who created them.

* The only significant parenthood-related strand in the movie that doesn't quite fit here is Shaw's and Holloway's wish for children, and the "pregnancy" that follows. But there are some similarities there, too: the xenomorph child wants to kill its "parent", but it doesn't succeed (though neither does Shaw manage to kill her "kid"). That's probably because humans aren't the true parents of the engineers, it's the Engineers who created them. So in that sense the final stinger makes sense as more than just a nod to the Alien franchise: again the parent has to die so the child can live.

So, in my opinion Prometheus could've been a better movie had scrapped all the stupid Christian references and emphasized this parental theme more. For example, they could've illuminating the Engineers' motivations at least a bit, and have Vickers survive instead of killing her in the most pointless way possible. Though I suspect one reason why reason Vickers dies is because Charlize Theron, unlike Noomi Rapace, is an actor much in demand in Hollywood, so they couldn't be sure they' get her for the sequel. On the other hand, they could've easily scrapped the whole character of Vickers altogether... She doesn't really do anything that's relevant to the overall plot, and the whole parent/child dynamic is already there in the relationship between David and Weyland, there was no need for another kid of his to be in the movie.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 07:42 (eleven years ago) link

i think vickers died to draw a contrast with noomi, maybe vickers died a strict rationalist whereas noomi lived because of deus ex machina

anyway all of that stuff is there, sure, doesn't make the dumb parts any less dumb and those dumb parts harpoon the whole big whale

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 08:08 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I didn't mean to say it's not a mess of movie even if it has some cool themes, just that emphasizing some of those themes and leaving out others altogether might've made it less of a mess.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:04 (eleven years ago) link

And, of course, not having the characters act so irrationally... Though I, like many others apparently, got the feeling that at least some of the odd behaviour was because explanatory scenes were cut; it literally felt like there where chunks of film missing where a normal movie would've had them. Like a scene of the biologist guy smoking the geologist's weed (thus explaining his behaviour towards the snake thingy), some scenes that would explain why the captain wasn't paying attention to what was happening on his ship, a scene where the medics go after Shaw and find the octopus, who eats them (explaining both their disappearance and weird growth in size of the octopus), any scenes that would actually show someone being surprised to find out their supposedly dead funder was alive and on the ship, and so on... So this is one of those rare cases where I feel an extended director's cut might actually improve the movie. (Though of course some of the silliness in the movie can never be explained by any director's cut, like the totally carefree way the members of a scientific expedition react to a completely alien environment: not doing any reconaissance of the planet before entering the cave, immediately taking their helmets of when they hear you can breathe the air, joyfully touching everything they see, not having any weapons with them, etc.)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:18 (eleven years ago) link

i think vickers died to draw a contrast with noomi, maybe vickers died a strict rationalist whereas noomi lived because of deus ex machina

Maybe, but this is just the religious crap that needed to be cut from the movie... I'm not familiar with the screenwriter (never watched Lost), but based on what people are saying in this thread, seems that he's a Christian and likes to add Christian themes to his scripts? I don't think people like that should write sci-fi... Or I guess they can write Matrix style messianic-fantasy-dressed-as-sci-fi, but not something that tries, at least nominally, base it's fiction on science.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i agree people like Philip Dick or R.A. Lafferty shdn't write SF

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, I'd like to retract what I said above... I guess an extended cut could explain all the irrational behaviour by having the opening scenes on Earth, where we learn that no respectable scientist would take a 5 year trip to a planet they know nothing about, for a reason that can't be disclosed to them, so Weyland has no other alternative but to hire wackos and stoners desperate for money. But I suspect such a scene was never scripted or filmed.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:36 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i agree people like Philip Dick or R.A. Lafferty shdn't write SF

Dick's writing clearly falls to the Matrix side of things, I doubt he cared that much about the actual science in his books.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:37 (eleven years ago) link

could've been a better movie had scrapped all the stupid Christian references and emphasized this parental theme more. For example, they could've illuminating the Engineers' motivations at least a bit

The Engineers intended to undertake their mission to end humanity 2000 years ago.

So aside from the other Christian claptrap, the implication is that Jesus was an Engineer.

‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:41 (eleven years ago) link

i missed half of this, must've been cringing or shouting at the screen.

just wanted to be clear that you don't think anybody who uses religious themes shd be classified as an SF writer Tuomas. fair enough.

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:44 (eleven years ago) link

For all its flaws and failure to understand stuff like genetics, Prometheus still mostly deals with hard sci-fi themes, not with inner space trips or messianic uprisings, so a religious approach to the subject matter was ill-advised, IMO.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:44 (eleven years ago) link

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Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:44 (eleven years ago) link

It dealt mostly with hard sci-fi imagery - spaceships and aliens. Themes are a different matter and often down to the viewer to interpret as they see fit, but this was obviously heavily infused with religious bullshit from the very beginning.

ledge, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:47 (eleven years ago) link

isaac asimov (not a writer i'm keen on) once said he'd once read an interview w/ phillip jose farmer where farmer talked about keeping up to date with all the latest scientific journals. now farmer was not known for being a 'hard' sf writer - more of a mad pulp fantasist - whereas asimov was thought to be very much on the pure science side of the equation, yet farmer's claim guilted asimov into resuming his reading round the subject. my point is, i don't think you have any idea how much or how little dick or lafferty cared about the science in their writing, how it fed into their work, and that tidy assumptions about such things can often be wide of the mark.

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:48 (eleven years ago) link

Okay, maybe that was badly worded, what I meant was that Dick's sci-fi had less to do with speculating on actual scientific questions, more to do with using sci-fi as a setting for metaphorical adventures. Since that side of sci-fi automatically has a larger fantasy element to it than hard sci-fi, I don't think mixing religion to it is always bad. But it is bad in hard sci-fi, or can you name a lot of examples where it would work?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:54 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know if the "hard" label ever meant a lot and i certainly don't think it means anything now. and really Prometheus has got very little to do with actual science compared to the debt it owes to Giger's artwork. but this is nitpickery approaching craziness imo.

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:54 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, it's telling that Dick's last published novel isn't sci-fi at all, and yet its themes are unmistakably similar to his earlier books.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

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Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

there is a ton of hard (and yeah, you could argue about what this means all day) sci-fi with religious themes

Number None, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

Childhood's End to name one pretty famous example

Number None, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link

spaceships doesn't equal science, using DNA as a macguffin doesn't equal science, aliens doesn't equal science, i'm not sure what theoretical framework is being violated anyway

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:05 (eleven years ago) link

if you want to take that tack then lindelof-style-insert-messiah-reference != religion

paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:31 (eleven years ago) link

is he actually christian btw? i thought this was just a thing he did because Symbolic Relevance Is Clever

paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:31 (eleven years ago) link

he's Jewish

Number None, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:32 (eleven years ago) link

{dramatic sting}

paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

i wd take that tack tbh thomp, using imagery or setting to tell a story isn't really being "about" something, as isn't Symbolism when it becomes a game of reference for the hell of it

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

stand by my original impression that this is mostly "about" linear movements and helmet placement

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno, i'm pretty formalist about stuff, the themes are probly there but i don't buy into that subject/expression dualism that wants to explain what some stupid badly-written daydream is "about"

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:45 (eleven years ago) link

he's Jewish

Oh. I assumed he's Christian, since someone upthread mentioned he's writing a series about the Rapture. Still, doesn't change the fact that he put pointless Christian symbolism to his script for Prometheus.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:46 (eleven years ago) link

it's only pointless if there's a point. if there's no point then none of what happens is pointless as such.

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:46 (eleven years ago) link

or put it another way, if the point is "cool-looking shit happens" then everything that feeds that is valid

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link

But my point was that there is some interesting non-religious themes in the movie (which I tried to outline in the big post above) which are needlessly distracted by the religious stuff. (The Engineers were planning to destroy humanity because we killed Jesus? Why do they care about him? The main scientist couple treats the aliens as if they are gods? Why? The mural in the cave has a picture of an xenomorph in a crucifix pose, why? Etc.)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:53 (eleven years ago) link

maybe the non-religious themes are distracting from the religious ones

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link

maybe they turn a corner on the engineer planet and see the statue of liberty

paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

this still isn't out, huh. i've had so many opinions about this movie i keep forgetting i haven't seen it yet

paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

wait, so this thread is some kind of mass hallucination?

Number None, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:59 (eleven years ago) link

maybe the non-religious themes are distracting from the religious ones

Maybe, but the parent-child theme at least made a lot of sense to me (as I tried to explain upthread), whereas the religious stuff is just puzzling. Like, if crucifying Jesus is the reason the Engineers want to destroy humanity, why do they care about one religious leader? Or is the implication that Jesus really was the son of a god, and the Engineers worship this same god?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 10:59 (eleven years ago) link

i don't go to cinemas. the sordid mass of humanity revolts and repulses. xp!

paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link

tuomas maybe the religious theme is the parent child theme

paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link

as christ was the son of god, damon lindelof is the son of man

paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, or the religious theme of the father and the son is just an iteration of the parent-child archetype. hey, maybe themes can't be nailed in place.

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:07 (eleven years ago) link

Or is the implication that Jesus really was the son of a god

so weary of talking about this worthless piece o crap. but the implication is that jesus was an engineer, no?

ledge, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

Eh? There's absolutely no clues towards that conclusion in the movie itself, it's just something Scott said in an interview.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:11 (eleven years ago) link

he was a carpenter iirc

paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:11 (eleven years ago) link

carpenter is like a primitive version of an engineer

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

before the carpenters came the origamists

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

Lao-Tzu was the chief origamist, he came to earth earlier

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:15 (eleven years ago) link

When I watched the movie I hadn't read that interview, so the idea of Jesus being an Engineer never even crossed my mind, I don't think there's any hints to that direction in the text itself. Also, that idea just raises more questions... Why did an Engineer pose as a religious leader? How come none of the historical documents on Jesus mention that he was a hairless eight-foot albino? Why did him getting killed make the Engineers think the whole human race should be exterminated?

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Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:15 (eleven years ago) link

tuomas i think it is possible you're not taking this seriously enough

paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

so sorry i yet again fell into the trap of trying to make sense of of the deranged ramblings of an idiot.

fwiw all the parent/child stuff in yr original post that makes so much sense to you is only your own kind of wild speculation.

ledge, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think it's just wild speculation, I'm pretty sure the "every child wants to kill his parents" and the "a king has his reign, then he dies" lines weren't in the movie for no good reason at all. The latter one was even used in the trailer, IIRC.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link

ok i retract the 'wild'.

ledge, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:31 (eleven years ago) link

And pretty much every important scene of death/violence in the movie involves a parent killing/trying to kill its children, or vice versa (except for the first scene where a parent dies for its children). I mean, this is a movie in whose most memorable scene the main character, who's explicitly said to be unable to have kids, gives herself a Caesarean to get out a mutant kid that she then tries to kill. So I'd say parenthood is a pretty important theme in Prometheus.

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Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

hey guys, i have this cheeto we could be discussing instead. I think it represents the hunger for greater representation, both politically and socially, by all the children of god. Let's talk about that.

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

What's a cheeto?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

accept the mystery

DG, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, I'd like to retract what I said above... I guess an extended cut could explain all the irrational behaviour by having the opening scenes on Earth, where we learn that no respectable scientist would take a 5 year trip to a planet they know nothing about, for a reason that can't be disclosed to them, so Weyland has no other alternative but to hire wackos and stoners desperate for money. But I suspect such a scene was never scripted or filmed.

I kind of like it as a comment on leader-driven companies, particularly those where the leader has enough of a hold that he can both keep it until he dies, and give it to his kids (hi dere News Corp). The scientists aren't there to be the best, they're there because Weyland liked them, and it's Weyland's company paying for the mission, and unfortunately Weyland is a stupid dying fool.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, actually everything goes wrong specifically because he's a parent who won't let the children grow up and decide things for themselves. I don't think Tuomas is flailing wildly to come up with this theme, especially given that all the Alien pictures have attempted to thematized parent-child stuff (in various directions with various degrees of success). It's just that Prometheus doesn't do it well, or coherently. As with The Dark Knight (which I did like much more than this), the lack of competence in delivering basic story mechanics and characterization makes me less willing to give anybody involved credit for purposeful thematic ambiguity. It just looks like a mess on multiple fronts.

I think right after I saw it I was still riding the entertainment factor of the parts that worked, but man, relative to the excitement provoked by the trailer, this had to be one of the most disappointing movies I've ever seen.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

i recently rewatched alien (and alien iii) but even in alien it was kind of hard to follow what was happening, but maybe in alien you could ascribe that to only showing as much of the alien as was prosthetically feasible at the time. we're not given much character motivation in alien either. maybe it's just a much better movie for its constraints rather than the director's abilities?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

He did have some wacky ideas even then

Scott had wanted the Alien to bite off Ripley's head and then make the final log entry in her voice, but the producers vetoed this idea as they believed that the Alien had to die at the end of the film.

Number None, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeesh!

a lot of the effects hold up really well, especially the organ dissection stuff (that apparently used real organs), but the part where the chestburster wheels off is so puppet-like, it reminds me of the parody scene in spaceballs.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

even in alien it was kind of hard to follow what was happening

haha waht

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

i think tuomas readings are spot on but they're not very deep (movies' fault not tuomas') and they're not executed that well in the movie and they're pretty obvious on top of that

i think the third one is the most religious and the most thematically inscrutable

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

alien3 = most religious and inscrutable

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

re: hard to follow -- well for example, without looking for model photos, can you draw what the nostromo looked like? what was ripley's job -- was she a navigator or something?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

What does drawing what the Nostromo looked like have to do with following the plot of the movie? Do you mean, like, the interior spaces? Yeah, I could probably come up with a reasonable approximation, but what relevance it has is beyond me.

Ripley's job is clearly akin to a kind of XO or CPO job in the Navy. (She identifies herself as "Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley" at the end. Based on what's seen in the movie she supervises the engineering staff and serves as ranking officer when the Captain and First Officer are not on board.

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

how did the alien grow from chestburster to hunter -- does it actually eat the humans? the scene where veronica cartwright is stunned between yaphet kotto's flamethrower and the alien, why can't yaphet kotto move around her, was there something blocking movement?

the relevance re: being able to draw nostromo is that it's emblematic of the rest of the movie where they don't show in clear enough detail what is going on in order to have a grounding (which might be a horror movie move but still)

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

i also don't remember seeing jonesy in the initial hypersleep wake scene -- was he just mousing about for 8 months or whatever?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

Why did an Engineer pose as a religious leader?

If someone asks if you're a god, say yes!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

alien3 had similar "what the hell is going on" but it was restricted to the alien tunnel scenes and ended up being more disorienting than anything. at least the characters seemed much more grounded. there's also plot problems in how the alien infested the colony, but seeing how they were shooting without a script, the whole production seems like a miracle. it looks really pretty! i think it's the prettiest of all the alien movies.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

like if you were going to make an alien-themed bread and breakfast inn, definitely go for alien3.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

Why did an Engineer pose as a religious leader?

and when you kill a man, you're a murderer
kill many, and you're a conqueror
kill them all... ooh ... ooh ... you're a god!

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYW_lPlekiQ

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

Kind of thought Jesus was supposed to be the end-run of earth's evolution, humans reaching ascendance engineer-style (although not necessarily as engineers) and we fucked it up by killing him, so the engineers were coming back to terminate a failed experiment.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

it was probably just a coincidence, just look miss vickers getting squashed and noomi surviving, unless you believe in miracles DO YOU SEE

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno that stuff felt a lot like george lucas-style "rhyming"

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think Tuomas is flailing wildly to come up with this theme, especially given that all the Alien pictures have attempted to thematized parent-child stuff (in various directions with various degrees of success). It's just that Prometheus doesn't do it well, or coherently.

Well yeah, that was exactly the point was I was trying to make, if they'd taken these themes that clearly were there in the material, and done them more coherently, and scrapped some other themes that only confused things (seriously, what was the point of the crucific xenomorph?), they might've gotten a good movie out of it. As such, it's only an good-looking, semi-interesting mess.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

a good-looking, semi-interesting mess

rowr

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

did you guys liked the way it looked? the apple store in space look?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i thought the ship design + 3d cameras was a masterclass

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

beats the apple store on earth at least right?

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

yeah say whatever you want about it but it's beautifully shot and designed

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

particularly the "flight deck". that was the sickest shit ever (ok stolen from halo but whatever)

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

i think i liked the fake david ad more than the look of the movie. something about putting it in space makes it look really hilarious, like there should be a tiffany's deck as well, with a frozen yogurt pod upstairs. did the aesthetic carry over to the look of the engineers as well? i don't remember, but did they iDesign their nipples away?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

uh, isn't that vicker's cabin

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

Life lessons from Prometheus

-Ultimately, we're all working/dying for some rich asshole's vanity project
-The sought-after Answers to Life's Big Questions are unsatisfying and nearly incomprehensible.
-the only ones thriving in the modern work environment are psychopaths (androids)
-don't ever let Damon Lindelof near a computer again

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

i can't argue with any of that

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

Re: the last: he is far too self-aware now:

https://twitter.com/DamonLindelof/status/251043815576711168

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

hahahahahaha A+++ summation of life lessons

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

i think i liked the fake david ad more than the look of the movie. something about putting it in space makes it look really hilarious, like there should be a tiffany's deck as well, with a frozen yogurt pod upstairs. did the aesthetic carry over to the look of the engineers as well? i don't remember, but did they iDesign their nipples away?

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, September 26, 2012 3:32 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, the david commercial was so much better than the movie

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 29 September 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

it had that in common with that ben stiller joint

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 September 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

one day we will all evolve to be giant pale bald gym bros

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 September 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

in space no one can hear you max out your delts

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 September 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

I enjoy this movie immensely. I don't understand taking apart the movie to see if it works or fit together, I wouldn't enjoy hardly any movies if I did that regularly.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

that's cuz most movies are terrible

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

most movies don't invite it tbf

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

If any movie requires you to "turn off your brain to enjoy it, bro", you should set fire to it immediately

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Sunday, 30 September 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

I like being surprised by movies, not figuring out who the killer is or what's going to happened next. Not saying I turn off my brain, but I'm not critical of a movie until the second time around. Unless it's just really bad and it can't cast a spell over me, Prometheus did manage to pull me under it's spell.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 30 September 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

I also don't read review, try to avoid trailers and won't read a thread about a movie until I've seen it. Prometheus was beautiful to watch if anything, and yeah the plot had potholes in it, but I liked how ambitious it was.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 30 September 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

guous surely

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 September 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

Less potholes, more they failed to build the whole fucking road.

Autumnal the faun (ledge), Sunday, 30 September 2012 09:02 (eleven years ago) link

"ALTERNATE BEGINNING AND ENDING" is an odd way to sell a dvd. i might be up for it if it has an alternate middle as well

DG, Monday, 1 October 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

"ALTERNATE BEGINNING AND ENDING"

haha, for real?

set the controls for the heart of the congos (thomp), Monday, 1 October 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

supposedly there are 40 minutes of deleted scenes on the DVD

space dokken (Edward III), Monday, 1 October 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

for real xp

DG, Monday, 1 October 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

ok theories everyone

the late great, Monday, 1 October 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

i will rent the dvd to see those

the late great, Monday, 1 October 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

though i bet the alternate beginning is like 20 minutes of noomi and annoying camping in the woods

i wonder if the engineer priest gives a speech in hebrew

the late great, Monday, 1 October 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

on the ad it shows a bunch of blue dudes standing around the sacrificial blue dude, then the later blue dude at his controls which then cuts to a v quick shot of him standing with what looks like something alien-y looming behind him, v quick and vague

unless i got distracted that's all you get unless you torrent buy the blu-ray, normal dvd just gets the film

DG, Monday, 1 October 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

hm is the blueray out yet?

the late great, Monday, 1 October 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

excuse me blu ray

the late great, Monday, 1 October 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

next monday (in the uk anyway) and it has at least two versions. the 'special edition' has a 3 1/2 hour making-of documentary. might have been easier if scott just popped up at the beginning of the film and apologised

DG, Monday, 1 October 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

This is such a goofy movie yet I am looking forward to the blu ray.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 1 October 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

i am going to go watch this at my parent's house on their fancy TV

the late great, Monday, 1 October 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

here are the deleted scenes, looks like 4 of them are already available on US itunes (along with the digital version of the film)

00:02:31:16 (ARRIVAL OF THE ENGINEERS)
00:00:58:05 (T’IS THE SEASON)
00:00:42:08 (OUR FIRST ALIEN)
00:00:42:14 (SKIN)
00:01:22:01 (WE’RE NOT ALONE ANYMORE)
00:02:57:01 (STRANGE BEDFELLOWS)
00:01:25:04 (HOLLOWAY HUNGOVER)
00:00:23:12 (DAVID’S OBJECTIVE)
00:03:27:07 (JANEK FILLS VICKERS IN)
00:03:40:12 (A KING HAS HIS REIGN)
00:02:01:24 (FITFIELD ATTACKS)
00:04:06:06 (THE ENGINEER SPEAKS)
00:05:30:04 (FINAL BATTLE)
00:05:05:19 (PARADISE)

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

nah u clown that's a muse tracklist

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

huh, which one is the lightning bolt cover?

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link

here are the deleted scenes, looks like 4 of them are already available on US itunes (along with the digital version of the film)

00:02:31:16 (ARRIVAL OF THE ENGINEERS)
00:00:58:05 (T’IS THE SEASON)
00:00:42:08 (OUR FIRST ALIEN)
00:00:42:14 (SKIN)
00:01:22:01 (WE’RE NOT ALONE ANYMORE)
00:02:57:01 (STRANGE BEDFELLOWS)
00:01:25:04 (HOLLOWAY HUNGOVER)
00:00:23:12 (DAVID’S OBJECTIVE)
00:03:27:07 (JANEK FILLS VICKERS IN)
00:03:40:12 (A KING HAS HIS REIGN)
00:02:01:24 (FITFIELD ATTACKS)
00:04:06:06 (THE ENGINEER SPEAKS)
00:05:30:04 (FINAL BATTLE)
00:05:05:19 (PARADISE)

― space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:20 (2 hours ago) Permalink

nah u clown that's a muse tracklist

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:22 (2 hours ago) Permalink

lol

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

life lessons from Prometheus

-Ultimately, we're all working/dying for some rich asshole's vanity project
-The sought-after Answers to Life's Big Questions are unsatisfying and nearly incomprehensible.
-the only ones thriving in the modern work environment are psychopaths (androids)
-don't ever let Damon Lindelof near a computer again

― let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Wednesday, September 26, 2012 3:49 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i can't argue with any of that

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, September 26, 2012 4:03 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark

this must be why i enjoyed this movie

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

I actually ended up enjoying Prometheus too, despite its many glaring flaws. I don't blame anyone for ragging on it, though. There's a lot of needlessly stupid stuff in it.

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

00:05:30:04 (FINAL BATTLE)
00:05:05:19 (PARADISE)

I was reading these numbers as where in the film they turn up, and I was like 'the extended version is over 5 hours long?????'

computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 05:22 (eleven years ago) link

-the only ones thriving in the modern work environment are psychopaths
-don't ever let Damon Lindelof near a computer again

former implies latter

obamana (abanana), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 05:50 (eleven years ago) link

[Pondering] Who wrote The Bible?

http://www.sci-fi-london.com/news/blu-ray/2012/10/ridley-scott-talks-prometheus

ledge, Monday, 8 October 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

*arched eyebrow*

http://screencrush.com/prometheus-blade-runner/

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 October 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

just the worst

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 8 October 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

I'm actually waiting for the Legend tie-in.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 October 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

Only just got round to seeing this - the first forty minutes or so were absolutely fantastic; massively intriguing, beautifully directed. Became a muddle once the action kicked in, with some cool ideas and sequences, but nothing in the way of a satisfying resolution for any of the plot threads.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 8 October 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

I want to see the director's cut! Knowing it will be bad is not deterring me at all.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

*arched eyebrow*

http://screencrush.com/prometheus-blade-runner/

― Ned Raggett, Monday, October 8, 2012 1:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what a terrific idea!

http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/31254/lucas%20laughing.jpg

/ me, / me. /. /. (goole), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

Became a muddle once the action kicked in, with some cool ideas and sequences, but nothing in the way of a satisfying resolution for any of the potheads.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

Man, what in the world would Lucas look like without a beard to delineate the divide between his neck and face?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

rich

/ me, / me. /. /. (goole), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

Man, what in the world would Lucas look like without a beard to delineate the divide between his neck and face?

Jabba, basically.

Death Grits 2 (WmC), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

Jon Spaihts on the script pre-Lindelof:

http://www.empireonline.com/interviews/interview.asp?IID=1563

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

So that lovemaking sequence echoed my original lovemaking sequence where he explodes!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

does not sound like a huge improvement

the late great, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

I would actually like to read Spaights' version of Prometheus. He wrote a couple of hard sci-fi spec scripts, Passengers and Shadow 19, which are pretty good.

The final product really does have the stamp of Lindelof indulging Scott's worst instincts.

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

hard sci-fi

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

sorry it's a Party Down aftereffect.

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the idea of each alien movie being passed to a different, newish sort of director, and wonder who'd have gotten the gig this time if not for scott -- gaspar noe? andrea arnold?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

hard sci-fi

― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Tuesday, October 9, 2012 1:15 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry it's a Party Down aftereffect.

― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Tuesday, October 9, 2012 1:15 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol it's cool Roman is probably my favorite nerd character of all time.

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

you can bet he would have wriiten a scathing review of Prometheus on his prestigious blog, sir.

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the idea of each alien movie being passed to a different, newish sort of director, and wonder who'd have gotten the gig this time if not for scott -- gaspar noe? andrea arnold?

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, October 9, 2012 1:18 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah it would have been cool to see somebody else do it.

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

so many would have/could have been's with this flick. *sigh*

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder how many people read that post, wanted to post "HARD SCI-FI", and then saw it'd already been done. Know I did.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

i liked the idea of each alien movie being passed to a different, newish sort of director, and wonder who'd have gotten the gig this time if not for scott -- gaspar noe? andrea arnold?

― Philip Nunez, Monday, October 8, 2012 9:18 PM Bookmark

Yeah, exactly, this is always what's been so cool about this series (and, really, why AvP sucked so bad - it was just so anonymous). Of course, I was pretty hyped when I first heard Scott was doing this; if it'd been good I doubt I'd be whining that the fascination of the serial-director thing had been thrown off.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

AvP is a Paul W. S. Anderson joint, which isn't such a bad thing, other than the fact he's made some pretty shit films. Well, actually, some friends always spoke intriguingly if not positively of Event Horizon, which I couldn't bring myself to pick up the other week on seeing his name. But I've actually watched several of his things in the last few years. I feel like he's generically bad, but not completely anonymous.

I feel like Ridley Scott and James Cameron each did interesting things with the franchise that were productive as films. Fincher and Jeunet did things that were interesting but not necessarily productive. Scott did a quote-unquote non-Alien franchise film that was not really that interesting, and not productive.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

It's kind of shocking how much AvP there is in Prometheus. The scene where Weyland explains the mission to the crew is practically the same scene in both movies.

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

not least of all the final scene with the hybrid alien emerging from the engineer/predator too.

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

latebloomer stop making me sad thinking about that, was trying to envision AvP as a totally different thing offshooting from a similar background but no actual link

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

Either fake, or an early draft: http://www.prometheus-movie.com/uploads/leaked_script.txt

― James Mitchell, Sunday, March 18, 2012 10:46 AM (6 months ago)

^^^Despite fanboys' insistence claims of fakeness, this turned to be one of Lindelof's earliest perversions of Spaihts original script^^^

lil queequeg (peter grasswich), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

lol that interview reminds me of the fact that the super advanced high tech medical machine on the ship didnt have a 'lady' setting

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

space misogyny will be alive and well

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

nah it was calibrated specifically for Weyland

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

i.e. clumsily "subtle" foreshadowing of Weyland being on board

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

his daughter was a weyland, too

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

I bet it'd work on androids

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

iphones, maybe

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

I meant cybernetic organisms and you know it

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

We toyed with the notion that the xenomorphs might have a soft carapace like a soft-shelled crab

a soft, tasty carapace.

ledge, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 09:04 (eleven years ago) link

"Boy these xenomorph boils are great."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

okay i just saw this and uh... it was great???? people were having conniptions about the "craft" and "story" or whatever? good god people! this is a movie featuring not one but two heads in a bag! it's got tummy staples! cranky astro staff on an alien planet in an electrical storm touching goo they shouldn't! faces being melted off! inexplicable parental nicknames! it's an ALIEN movie through and through!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

i mean.... daaaaaamn this was a sick movie

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

nah it was bollocks

DG, Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really understand the black liquid, what the deal was there.. i guess idris was right, some sort of bioweapon gone wrong? in that respect i was really "there" with the characters i.e. wtf is this shit, let's get out of here

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

honestly the way you guys talked about this movie i thought it was going to be full of long speeches about the meaning of life but about 90% of it is staggering bleeding through hallways and not knowing why, which is what alien movies are all about wth is wrong with you guys

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

alien movies are about blue collar stiffs getting thwarted in their attempts to cash a paycheck by a scary monster, but ultimately their employer, the scariest monster of all.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

Tracer: I approve of the way you think.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

idk tracer g'luck to you if the characters brought you 'there' with them, but i think you're a looot brighter than most of the morons that get splatted in this pos, and the continued stupidity of these clown left most everyone else cold

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

some were perhaps a bit cocky it's true

god i loved it when they finally reach the live engineer, they're speaking with an actual alien intelligence for the first time (though it's actually david who speaks to him! humans too DUMM), this religious moment when mr weyland hoping it'll be like the virgin mary sprinkling holy water on his tired bones and he'll spring up like lazarus, and the abortionee lady hoping he'll reveal something of his race's intentions on earth... and he just starts WRECKIN SHOP. woops, you're in an alien movie, i guess you forgot!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

you loved that part eh

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like that scene would have been much improved by the addition of Samuel L Jackson and replacing the engineer with a shark of some kind.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

preach on, Tracer

Nhex, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

I saw that film, best moment of it

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

honestly the way you guys talked about this movie i thought it was going to be full of long speeches about the meaning of life but about 90% of it is staggering bleeding through hallways and not knowing why, which is what alien movies are all about wth is wrong with you guys

Because they were all staggering down hallways trying to escape the Meaning of Life, which was trying to kill them.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

i mean.... daaaaaamn this was a sick movie

real talk!

ryan, Friday, 12 October 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

tracer you have made me a BELIEVER

j., Friday, 12 October 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

Tracer otfm

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

The blu-ray looks incredible, fwiw.

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Friday, 12 October 2012 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

This is probably the best sci-fi movie I've seen in awhile, better than the one about moon rocks or blowing up the sun. It inspired me to go back and watch Aliens again too.

JacobSanders, Friday, 12 October 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

Being inspired to watch Aliens is always a good thing. But this was a bad, bad (frequently gorgeous-looking), bad movie.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 12 October 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not convinced by this film, though I lean towards the pro, but I still really really want the 3D Blu-Ray.

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Friday, 12 October 2012 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

also: the moment when you realize she's the last one left alive on this godforsaken planet, i really felt the horror of it, the aloneness. and then she realizes that vickers' self-contained luxury suite might still be in working order, makes her way over to it, scrambles up into the airlock with seconds to go, seals the door, grabs a bunch of oxygen, looks around, into the swaying, busted interior and..... grabs an axe. i was like BO BO BO BO BO REEEEEEEEEEEE-WIND

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 08:47 (eleven years ago) link

If I ever watch this again I'm going to play a drinking game, I'll take a shot every time I want to shout at the screen "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS". Think I'll be dead within an hour.

ledge, Friday, 12 October 2012 08:55 (eleven years ago) link

also: the moment when you realize she's the last one left alive on this godforsaken planet it cost like £10 for a ticket to watch this hackneyed (lol) shit, i really felt the horror of it

DG, Friday, 12 October 2012 09:13 (eleven years ago) link

i feel for you boo, i really do

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

you haven't mentioned all the hot taking helmets on and off action yet

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:31 (eleven years ago) link

Hot hints for the sequel:

I hadn't done sci-fi for so long and I enjoyed doing it. Plus, when it comes to the Alien world, no one else had addressed the origin question and I thought that was interesting to tackle. Prometheus evolved into a whole other universe. You've got a person [Noomi Rapace's Elizabeth Shaw] with a head in a bag [ Michael Fassbender's David] that functions and has an IQ of 350. It can explain to her how to put the head back on the body and she's gonna think about that long and hard because, once the head is back on his body, he's dangerous.

So that's the sequel?
[Laughs] I wish it was that easy. They're going off to paradise but it could be the most savage, horrible place. Who are the Engineers?

Also, file under "this fuckin' guy":

Ridley Scott also briefly confirms that he is indeed still working on the sequel to Blade Runner, specifically whether the movie will bring back its original star — who, just so you know, is definitely a replicant now:

It's not a rumour – it's happening. With Harrison Ford? I don't know yet. Is he too old? Well, he was a Nexus-6 so we don't know how long he can live [laughs]. And that's all I'm going to say at this stage.

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

IS IT SUBTITLED IN ENGINEER-LANGUAGE?

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

fuckin ripped white dudes, just the worst concept for an alien ever

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

earth is the alien planet

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

we are all... Aliens

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

still lolling at this being called 'prometheus'

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

Vulcan would be the sequel title but the Star Trek people would have a fit

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

Hermes

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

fuckin ripped white dudes, just the worst concept for an alien ever

I don't know, Paul Ryan is pretty scary.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

Man if the pod had opened up and Paul Ryan climbed out they would have all looked at each other, thought "Fuck the secrets of the universe" and just given him a wedgie.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

on the list of beings i would not want pissed off at me, nine-foot tall ripped white dudes is right up there tbh

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

"uh.. i, uh, er.. do you still have your original SIM tool?"

"GRAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

oh god and when she's trying to get into the goddamn surgery machine, jabbing at the buttons. i re-enact that scene with the office photocopier at least once a week.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

pretty effed up that you actually have to get INTO your photocopier, must be a UK thing?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

it was a nice touch when the medipod wouldn't perform an operation on a woman, it musta been designed by congress

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

didn't blink when it had to remove something twice as large as a baby and with tentacles
SCIENCE

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

anyway I love this movie too, saw it 3x in the theater and I'm sure I'll rent the blu-ray when it's available (my son's getting the 4 disc set for xmas shh don't tell him)

don't feel the need to defend it cuz I did at length upthread, the haters seem possessed by a compulsion to continue posting tho

latebloomer have you checked out the deleted scenes?

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

bookmarked the thread /= a compulsion to continue posting
any more so than you do really

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

it was a nice touch when the medipod wouldn't perform an operation on a woman, it musta been designed by congress

― space dokken (Edward III), Friday, October 12, 2012 12:05 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wish they had actually made a point with that, could have been pretty dark satire, as such it was just another dumb thing that happened

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

Why did Weyland's presence have to remain a secret on the ship? Because his company and the world think he's dead? Who cares?

OUR TAKE: That's one of those decisions where the only reason his presence is a secret is so it can be revealed to the audience. The dude is a multi-trillionaire. He built the ship. He paid for the ship. If he wants to be on the ship, who is going to say no to him? There's absolutely no reason for it to be a secret except so we can have a start-of-Act-III reveal. It serves no purpose within the plot, so we have to assume it was done for the sake of the audience only.

MY TAKE: weyland is treating First Contact like his own personal trip to Lourdes, of course he's going to hide it! what's he going to do, suit up with the crew and be like cool guys, thanks for helpin me live a couple more years, don't forget to cancel your cable service by the way, let's go Team Me

Is Meredith Vickers human? Is she a cyborg like David? Is she really Weyland's daughter?

wtf were you watching? she's obv weyland's daughter and obv hates david because weyland loves him more. she's only robotic insofar as she's emulating the object of her dad's affection

Why do they have Vickers go through the trouble of escaping the ship at the end just to have her die two minutes later?

OUR TAKE: So they could have two extra minutes of Charlize in the film

MY TAKE: i dunno, why go through the trouble of clambering up a ravine after a car accident only to be run over by a truck? cause life fuckin sucks sometimes, especially when you're an unsympathetic corporate harpie in a sci-fi movie

Why does the Engineer want to kill the humans?

OUR TAKE: That's the question the whole film hinges on, isn't it? The film goes out of its way to never give the Engineers any articulated motives, so all we can do is watch what they do and listen to the few clues that are dropped in the film's dialogue, all of which is still just speculation.

...

The last exchange between Weyland and David as they both lay broken on the floor of the chamber sounds significant in the film...

Weyland: There's… nothing.

David: I know. Have a good journey, Mr. Weyland.

… but the entire film is full of these cryptic pseudo-heavy exchanges that sounds good without actually saying anything.

MY TAKE: this is cryptic?? weyland like the other humans is terrified of what happens after death, wants there to be a meaning to it all, and david is just smugly above all that shit, cause he's a psycho robot. as far as why engineers want to kill the humans well.. that's right, we are never told explicitly. oh fucking noes!?!!

Why does the Engineer go after Shaw? Why not just go to one of the other ships and escape?

OUR TAKE: An excellent question.

MY TAKE: wrong, this is a stupid question and only something you would ask if you cared more about the writing process than watching a goddamn ALIEN movie. here's a hint, it is the last scene. the alien always comes back. if you really need a motivation, how about it was EXTREMELY PISSED OFF even before its entire ship was destroyed by these titanically selfish humans. how about it was just ANGRY and wanted REVENGE? no no, these 10-foot albinos have to have their own internal visio flowchart of logical intentions just moments after they've been immediately blasted out of the sky after waking up from a 2000 year old sleep. i mean how would YOU feel? the fuck outta here

There appears to be a minimum of three ships on the planet in the first longshot we see. One is destroyed and crashes. That's the ship (we think) that's explored in "Alien." The second takes Shaw and David off the planet. Why wouldn't the terraformers discover the third ship in "Aliens" let alone "Alien"?

i swear to god you need so much help

Why do Weyland, Vickers and their staff not react at all to a bloody Shaw coming into their quarters?

OUR TAKE: This is the beginning of a whole stretch of film where no one behaves the way we'd expect people to behave faced with these circumstances. Yes, it's a big deal that they're waking up Weyland, but when a half-nude woman covered in blood with a fresh surgical incision comes stumbling into a room, you would expect people to react. Nothing. Not even the slightest hint that this might be out of the ordinary.

MY TAKE: well let's see smart guy, what do you say in the VERY NEXT SENTENCE of your brilliant answers

David knows full well what happened in the surgery machine.

i mean, it seemed pretty clear to me that he's in full-on crazy robot mode at this point, sort of like Ash and Paul Reiser rolled into one. when i was watching the movie i assumed he told everybody in the room something like "there's a crazy injured woman running around, don't worry about her, she's not dangerous, i'll handle her. just ignore her. everything is going to be fine."

Are Fifield and Milburn the stupidest scientists ever? Why would they go back to the one room that an alien was killed in?

a: yes. b: see a.

Is there no governmental authority on space travel? Wouldn't some body or agency need to know where this Weyland ship was going and why?

sorry i'm boring even myself now

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

pretty effed up that you actually have to get INTO your photocopier, must be a UK thing?

yeah we have this "pull printing" thing where you swipe an ID and go through menus and then it emails a PDF of your photocopy to you

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

where are those questions from, because those are pretty dumb questions, TRY ANSWERING SOME REAL ONES DOG

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

hit me i got answers

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

they're from some hitfix post that someone linked upthread

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

I still like the interpretation that all the characters belonged to some psychopathic Erich von Däniken cult of trillionaires

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 12 October 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

ok

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

i like the interpretation that this movie was fucking scary, that humans are no match for robots and aliens, and that smoking weed in the middle of an alien hazmat dumping ground is a really bad idea

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

yes.

also i never got the complaint about Charlize running the wrong way from the falling spaceship. not that i've been in that situation, but i imagine giant things toppling over while you are totally freaking out makes it hard to correctly gauge which way go to. it's probably pretty disorienting--she was just trying to get the hell out of there.

ryan, Friday, 12 October 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

it's hard enough figuring out which way a rolling frisbee is going to fall

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

I think you are playing frisbee wrong.

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

i like the interpretation that this movie was fucking scary, that humans are no match for robots and aliens, and that smoking weed in the middle of an alien hazmat dumping ground is a really bad idea

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, October 12, 2012 12:59 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why cabin in the woods is 100000x better than this movie

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

don't hate, appreciate

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

there's room for love for both of those films, kids

Nhex, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

or to not love either of them!

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

Tracer watches movies the way I do, sit back and enjoy!

JacobSanders, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

it was a nice touch when the medipod wouldn't perform an operation on a woman, it musta been designed by congress

― space dokken (Edward III), Friday, October 12, 2012 12:05 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wish they had actually made a point with that, could have been pretty dark satire, as such it was just another dumb thing that happened

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, October 12, 2012 12:24 PM (24 minutes ago)

I dunno, I didn't really need it spelled out, alien is a femme-centric series that gets mileage out of the trauma of motherhood and birth so the wry critique seems built in.

tho I agree cabin in the woods was quite the achievement, making 90s style meta horror as boring as it was in the 90s is not easy

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

smoking weed in the middle of an alien hazmat dumping ground is a really bad idea

you deal with being in an alien hazmat dumping ground your way, I'll deal with it in mine

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

sorry but I just saw that classic of modern horror a couple weeks ago and I want my dollar back

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

when i was watching the movie i assumed he told everybody in the room something like "there's a crazy injured woman running around, don't worry about her, she's not dangerous, i'll handle her. just ignore her. everything is going to be fine."

To which any right thinking persons response would be "jesus h christ what the fuck are you for real what the hell is going on holy shit"

ledge, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

it was a nice touch when the medipod wouldn't perform an operation on a woman, it musta been designed by congress

― space dokken (Edward III), Friday, October 12, 2012 12:05 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wish they had actually made a point with that, could have been pretty dark satire, as such it was just another dumb thing that happened

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, October 12, 2012 12:24 PM (24 minutes ago)

specifically because they made such a big deal about it being Charlize's personal property--why would she have a medipod that she couldn't use?

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

because it was for the old dude duh

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

Haha, that was like THE CLEAREST THING IN THE MOVIE (ooooh, mystery, why is the woman's medipod set to BOYZ ONLY) and Scott apparently shit the bed with it.

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

tho I agree cabin in the woods was quite the achievement, making 90s style meta horror as boring as it was in the 90s is not easy

― space dokken (Edward III), Friday, October 12, 2012 2:09 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice try, prometheus still sucks and now you are WRONG TWICE

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda love this thread for how far apart the pro and con contingents are.

ryan, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

conmetheus

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

prometheus is tearing this board apart

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

If I could press a button to make Prometheus completely cease to exist...

ledge, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

i am looking forward to the blu-ray because while i loved it in the theater lord knows i am not the best at following plots--maybe i'll actually notice the problems others see.

ryan, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno dude it's not like we're talking about subtle incongruencies here

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

I bought the ultra-special-version on disc earlier this week (haven't opened yet) and the cashier asked, "I don't even know what this one is about, what is it?"

"Well, have you seen Alien? It's kind of in that line, but I'd really recommend seeing that. I really think part of this movie was bad and I am kind of a glutton for punishment so I'm going to probably sit through all of this"

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link


specifically because they made such a big deal about it being Charlize's personal property--why would she have a medipod that she couldn't use?

― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, October 12, 2012 11:26 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because it was for the old dude duh

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, October 12, 2012 11:28 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha, that was like THE CLEAREST THING IN THE MOVIE (ooooh, mystery, why is the woman's medipod set to BOYZ ONLY) and Scott apparently shit the bed with it.

OK I feel pretty dumb. Mission accomplished, Prometheus!

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

"there's a crazy injured woman running around, don't worry about her, she's not dangerous, i'll handle her. just ignore her. everything is going to be fine."

To which any right thinking persons response would be "jesus h christ what the fuck are you for real what the hell is going on holy shit"

well on a NORMAL mission sure but this is hot on the heels of a decapitated alien face coming back to life and then exploding, among other things; bloody bandage girl is kind of small potatoes in a world where your crewmates' faces have melted off and become impervious to bullets

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

i mean seriously i did not question that scene at all! i know that i get swept along by movies more than most, though. for instance i NEVER guess twists, even the most obvious ones

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

still not real clear on the black goo though. is it a bioweapon? or is it some kind of life-genesis creation juice? i guess both? it started as the latter, maybe, then they realised it couldn't be controlled, would always hyper-evolve into something pitiless and supreme, which is why they stored it in the equivalent of a bunker for radioactive waste. and i guess the "invitation" was from the days when they still thought it was good? i like the idea that the "invitation" was just totally misconstrued, it was actually a warning, like they're pointing at this one particular star system and saying "NEVER go here, NEVER" and the prehistoric scribes are nodding and writing down "ALWAYS go here, ALWAYS"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

so why does the re-woken engineer wake up and want to kill them

nothing in this movie makes sense unless you make up fanfic explanations for like 70% of the shit that happens

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

did you guys watch that x-files movie fight the future? that had some black goo stuff as well, and also indeterminately motived aliens.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

have you ever woken me up from a nap? I kill people, too

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

yeah totally, i don't understand this desire for rigorous logic all the time, especially when applied to an ALIEN SPECIES?? why can't the engineer just be PISSED OFF at the fact ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE DEAD and these puny humans are begging for impossible shit and getting in his way? or whatever the engineer version of "pissed off" is, some german-style portmanteau that encapsulates a feeling we don't even have a phrase for

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

like, that's not making shit up to explain things, that's just the surface-level reading of that scene, and like, that's totally enough? ANGRY ALIEN is ANGRY

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

your explanation for all this stuff seems to just recount what literally happened in each scene in all caps

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

to be fair, that is what the script was

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

ENGINEER WAKES UP AND IS _PISSED_

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

xxpost because the whole movie encourages you to ask questions about these engineers, who they are, what makes them tick, and then they're just stupid lumbering grunting guys....i appreciate that they deny clean answers but it's just dopey to go "we're asking deep serious questions" "oh all the enormous plot holes are because it's a cheesy horror movie and that's what the stupid not-deep, not-serious characters in cheesy horror movies do"....this didn't offend me mind you, it was just dumb

Doctor Casino, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

if this was just a balls to the wall action movie with some unexplained stuff i'd let most of it go but its called PROMETHEUS and very pompously claims to be ABOUT STUFF and it has characters making big stupid lost-like pronouncements about FAITH so give me a break. also it has a scientist who finds the most incredible find in human history and then goes off and sulks because there wasnt a maitre d' to greet him in the first building he went into

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

Is Meredith Vickers human? Is she a cyborg like David? Is she really Weyland's daughter?

wtf were you watching? she's obv weyland's daughter and obv hates david because weyland loves him more. she's only robotic insofar as she's emulating the object of her dad's affection

the movie stands up well to multiple viewings and I got more out of it each time, one example being vickers becoming a more sympathetic character. she's the most like ripley - her brittle, officious manner a byproduct of operating in male-dominated fields, with the extra whammy of her boss and family structure reinforcing her second class status. her dalliance w/ janek was humanizing, echoing ripley's relationship w/ newt. vickers' two-dimensional aloof authority is made complicated by her sexual agency, whereas ripley reconciles motherly instincts with her badass toughness.

Why do they have Vickers go through the trouble of escaping the ship at the end just to have her die two minutes later?

OUR TAKE: So they could have two extra minutes of Charlize in the film

MY TAKE: i dunno, why go through the trouble of clambering up a ravine after a car accident only to be run over by a truck? cause life fuckin sucks sometimes, especially when you're an unsympathetic corporate harpie in a sci-fi movie

I was less bothered by the rationale here than the fact that she gets squished at all. I would've preferred an ending where vickers + shaw blast off together like thelma + louise in a flying ford thunderbird w/ brad pitt's head in a bag.

Why does the Engineer want to kill the humans?

OUR TAKE: That's the question the whole film hinges on, isn't it? The film goes out of its way to never give the Engineers any articulated motives, so all we can do is watch what they do and listen to the few clues that are dropped in the film's dialogue, all of which is still just speculation.

...

The last exchange between Weyland and David as they both lay broken on the floor of the chamber sounds significant in the film...

Weyland: There's… nothing.

David: I know. Have a good journey, Mr. Weyland.

… but the entire film is full of these cryptic pseudo-heavy exchanges that sounds good without actually saying anything.

MY TAKE: this is cryptic?? weyland like the other humans is terrified of what happens after death, wants there to be a meaning to it all, and david is just smugly above all that shit, cause he's a psycho robot. as far as why engineers want to kill the humans well.. that's right, we are never told explicitly. oh fucking noes!?!!

I liked the no afterlife 4 u zinger, there's nothing heavy about it, just reinforces the folly-of-man theme this movie jams on (it reminded me of gielgud's death scene in caligula, and the end of martyrs).

something I picked up on 2nd viewing is the engineer at the end is mutated, he's got the black rippling on his neck when compared with the engineer shown in the beginning, so that explains his aggressiveness, and also why he goes after shaw. not to get all extra-textual perception but one of the deleted scenes has an extended exchange between the engineer/david/weyland.

There appears to be a minimum of three ships on the planet in the first longshot we see. One is destroyed and crashes. That's the ship (we think) that's explored in "Alien." The second takes Shaw and David off the planet. Why wouldn't the terraformers discover the third ship in "Aliens" let alone "Alien"?

i swear to god you need so much help

we're getting deep into the dork forest here but the planet in alien/aliens is LV-426, this one is LV-223

Why do Weyland, Vickers and their staff not react at all to a bloody Shaw coming into their quarters?

OUR TAKE: This is the beginning of a whole stretch of film where no one behaves the way we'd expect people to behave faced with these circumstances. Yes, it's a big deal that they're waking up Weyland, but when a half-nude woman covered in blood with a fresh surgical incision comes stumbling into a room, you would expect people to react. Nothing. Not even the slightest hint that this might be out of the ordinary.

see I dug the surreal tone of this scene, david the christ washing his father's feet while the bloody swaddled shaw ranted at them. I dunno maybe you need catholic school upbringing to fully appreciate it.

Are Fifield and Milburn the stupidest scientists ever? Why would they go back to the one room that an alien was killed in?

this was the most baffling and ridiculous character motivation in the entire film, how a guy goes from scared shitless to sticking his meathook in an alien vagina-viper's face. I like the fifield got him high theory, and supposedly there's a deleted scene that transitions this better.

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

I guess forks was right

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda liked the engineer just killing people, and to me it dovetailed well with the faith stuff, this idea that maybe well come across the super intelligence that created us and actually it wont be benevolent and fatherly or motherly, itll be incomprehensible and violent

max, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

just dumb enough, imo

it was totally a balls-to-the-wall action movie, what the hell?? of course the humans posed some dopey questions, wouldn't you on a mission like that? and in the end the only question that needs answering, as in all the other alien movies, is how the fuck are we going to get out of here

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

so why does the re-woken engineer wake up and want to kill them

nothing in this movie makes sense unless you make up fanfic explanations for like 70% of the shit that happens

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, October 12, 2012 3:33 PM (18 minutes ago)

repeating myself here but that engineer was visibly mutated - something I didn't catch the first time I saw it. there's a lot going on in prometheus and a second viewing helps. I agree there's some stupid shit scott should've fixed, especially when he's asking the audience to connect the dots in several instances, but I'm willing to look past the imperfections cause I enjoyed its daffy bigness.

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda liked the engineer just killing people, and to me it dovetailed well with the faith stuff, this idea that maybe well come across the super intelligence that created us and actually it wont be benevolent and fatherly or motherly, itll be incomprehensible and violent

exactly, and this is precisely what i got such a kick out of. on the "fanfic" angle i also agree there's a LOT (too much) unexplained but i dunno im comfortable with that. and not sure what Scott's pretentions about "big questions" has to do with the actual enjoyment provided by watching the movie.

ryan, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

I mean it was so laughable I was laughing when I first saw it but I was never bored, and I prefer wacky sci-fi where the joints don't align over a finely tuned narrative machine like avatar where all my questions are answered and yawn

plus there are things in prometheus I enjoy mulling over - like how david, the robot w/ no emotion shows more wonder at what he's discovering than all the humans combined, especially when compared with the petulant holloway - again, something that didn't occur to me on first viewing

xp

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

incomprehensible and violent? truly they are the gods of our fathers

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

did you guys ever see Pandorum, is this better or worse?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

frankly, the notion that humans are accidental by-product of a bio-weapon created by a super-intelligent race that looks on us as something to be exterminated (ie, like Aliens) strikes me as kind of a unique answer to "big questions."

ryan, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

it occurs to me that prometheus is the first real sci-fi movie in the alien series

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

What, because having space bases and killer aliens on them isn't science fiction?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

Ripped from today's headlines.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

didn't AVP answer the question that we and aliens both were created by predators for hunting?

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

lol you guys are tying yourselves in knots

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

AVP >>>>>>>> prometheus

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

and avp was, until then, the worst thing ot happen to the alien universe

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

actually, its arguable whether avp or alien ressurection's band of cheeky gauls was worse

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

i'll grant you lance henriksen was a superior weyland, and looked more convincing as a gaunt specter of death.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

This is all going to end with s1ocki reenacting Dennis Hopper's breakdown in The Last Movie.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

well there's sci-fi where the fi overshadows the sci, like star wars or other space operas, then there are things like star trek that are more about exploration, the future as a new reality to be understood, what new species tell us about humanity etc. alien is a haunted house movie where the house is a spaceship, aliens is a war movie where the battlefield is a planet, alien3 is a prison movie etc...

xps

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

I still don't know wtf alien resurrection is, if you figure it out please write

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

frankly, the notion that humans are accidental by-product of a bio-weapon created by a super-intelligent race that looks on us as something to be exterminated (ie, like Aliens) strikes me as kind of a unique answer to "big questions."

Actually, this has been kicking around the alien abduction branch of UFO conspiracy theory for awhile. More here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

a french farce xp

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

la cage aux xenomorph

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

They open up the pod, Nathan Lane steps out...

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

"IT'S HUGE WHITE AND TERRIFYING, RUN."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

I still don't know wtf alien resurrection is, if you figure it out please write

Alien Resurrection is an 8-page story from a 1979 issue of Heavy Metal magazine - only it hasn't been translated from the original French.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

there ya go.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

lance henriksen was in an Aliens movie!!! I wish he had been in more movies. I've only watched the first two Aliens and this one ,but reading this thread has made me want to see them all

JacobSanders, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zCbtPL_Kng
"weyland yutani... bought out by WAL-MART" kind of sums up alien resurrection

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

I see prometheus on the more speculative end of sci-fi which is the genre's sweet spot imo... and speculative works tend to be less concerned with rational character behavior and narrative consistency

yet this is somehow still otm:

and in the end the only question that needs answering, as in all the other alien movies, is how the fuck are we going to get out of here

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, October 12, 2012 3:54 PM (20 minutes ago)

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

re: lance henriksen -- he was in almost as many alien movies as sigourney weaver! RIP BISHOP

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

nothing to do w/ this movie (haven't seen) but, i'd love to see a movie about aliens that flips the usual comment on human militarism (do we try to talk to them or do we fight them) -- make the aliens factional in that way.

there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

what

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

I guess I'll be watching all of them soon, haven't seen Aliens 2 since it came out, and only remember there being a little girl hiding, and military type men.

JacobSanders, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like I should mention PREDATORS again so there it is

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

goole idgi can you unpack yr science faction scenario

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

plenty of alien movies are like this:

1. humans encounter aliens (accidentally, whatev)
2. mutual incomprehension = potential for violence
3. humans are divided on question: try to comprehend or opt for violence quickly

most alien movies solve this problem by making the aliens malevolent. i'm saying, add 4. the aliens are divided by that exact question themselves

there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

aliens are ppl too

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

there was an alien comic where the android wasn't a humanoid but built in the shape of an alien so it could observe their behavior, but it was still basically the servant to the human scientists so they had scenes with this alienbot serving the science crew tea and wearing a baseball cap -- i think the alienbot got stockholm syndrome or something and started mauling the scientists. does that qualify?

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

it's p curious that in alien/monster stories it's generally only humans that have any politics

i guess the big trend of werewolf/vampire hidden society shit cuts against this

there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

maybe this could be a sequel for "to serve man", detailing the burgeoning movement of vegetarian aliens, they listen to black metal, argue with the ones advocating for free range humans, etc

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

nothing to do w/ this movie (haven't seen) but, i'd love to see a movie about aliens that flips the usual comment on human militarism (do we try to talk to them or do we fight them) -- make the aliens factional in that way.

― there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, October 12, 2012 3:40 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not "aliens" per se but battlestar galactica had a ton of this

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

the newer one

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

oh right. i never wanted to soldier through that cos i kept hearing the final season was so terrible

there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

Countdown to renting the DVD this weekend! Will be the third time watching it.

Totally understand and respect why people can't get over this film's misfires, but... the film I can't forgive myself for not walking out on this summer was that Batman movie -- for me, that is the definition of meaningless, uninspired, rote journeyman direction and autopilot acting. Give me unpredictable batshit insanity over competence any fucking day of the week.

Milton Parker, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

& I agree with EdIII -- everything that's important about this film, the science fiction under the hood, strikes the right balance between consistent and mysterious

Milton Parker, Friday, 12 October 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

That would be great if Ridley could go back to the original Alien and reconstruct the scene of Ash going "I admire their purity", then cut to Ash watching xenomorph version of C-SPAN where Alien congress is debating the human question with half of the chairs absent and one particularly elderly Alien congressman visibly falling asleep and drooling from his second mouth, then Ash just closing his eyes and shaking his head.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

I want another Alien film and the big reveal is that there's only one human on board

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 October 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

there was an alien comic where the android wasn't a humanoid but built in the shape of an alien so it could observe their behavior, but it was still basically the servant to the human scientists so they had scenes with this alienbot serving the science crew tea and wearing a baseball cap -- i think the alienbot got stockholm syndrome or something and started mauling the scientists. does that qualify?

this sounds amazing

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Friday, 12 October 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

everything that's important about this film, the science fiction under the hood, strikes the right balance between consistent and mysterious

― Milton Parker, Friday, October 12, 2012 5:00 PM (12 minutes ago)

plus there's some iconic imagery, the sequence w/ david and the starmap is something I really started digging, thinking about the implications of a robot experiencing wonder at the creation of the creators of his creator

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/movies/2012/06/120607_MOVIES_PROMETHEUS.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/prometheus_ipad_3.png

space dokken (Edward III), Friday, 12 October 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

Alien resurrection's band of Gauls does indeed disrupt the thematic and aesthetic unity of the series oh wait no, I read that wrong, turns out there's no such fkn thing.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 October 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

the sequence w/ david and the starmap is something I really started digging, thinking about the implications of a robot experiencing wonder at the creation of the creators of his creator

pretty much. the first time I saw this, they'd already run the 'wonderous' musical theme into the ground so when they went for broke with it again during this sequence, it was John Williamsesque overload and I just clocked out and checked out the CGI. the second time through, the film really seemed to build to that scene and it emotionally worked me over. the CGI wasn't just beautiful anymore, it was meaningful.

Milton Parker, Friday, 12 October 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

at least as meaningful as the recovered aliens in Quatermass and the Pit anyway

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gQH4RWKsuzg/TYYfMjHym2I/AAAAAAAAAEw/JmffIFIJFXI/s1600/hob.jpg

Milton Parker, Friday, 12 October 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

I'm very excited about buying the Blu of this tonight. Can totally watch this thing over and over.

Loo Reading (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 12 October 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, this thread really went in some goofy directions in this last couple hours. Would rather watch Alien Resurrection or renegade android xenomorph: the movie than this acceptable but totally lifeless blah junk any day... 'balls to the wall action movie??? There were no balls and no wall! Zzzzz

Doctor Casino, Friday, 12 October 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

Er, zzzz. Basically, if you liked it, cool, but do you really think you are actually RIGHT?

Doctor Casino, Friday, 12 October 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

The posters on this thread who liked this film are much less self-righteous about their opinions of it than the ones who are invested in having their dislike of it validated by 'reality'

Milton Parker, Friday, 12 October 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

i don't feel this movie was offensive or problematic enough to be graded on a right/wrong scale, but i do feel like there's some hidden reasons for liking this movie that haven't surfaced, because the reasons given so far don't seem to hold up when applied to other movies (e.g. alien v predator, etc...)

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

Ha dr c otm emphatically

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 12 October 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

and i really don't wake up in the morning trying to be a zinging dick-guy poster...I do sort of get the movie's supporters because here I am still talking about it after several months. It definitely sticks with you in certain ways, it's memorable, it's just that a lot of what sticks with me is disappointment and confusion, and a lot of what's in between the disappointing/confusing aspects is pretty but totally impossible to invest in, for me. What an unlikable cast, for one thing! Some serious attention to giving them some life and making the leading couple less whiny and shrill could have kept me in the frame for more of the running time...

Doctor Casino, Friday, 12 October 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

I agree the cast didn't seem very invested in their characters, but original alien cast wasn't very likable either except for jonesy.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

are you serious

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

"character" is what made alien great and what made aliens great and what makes basically every great movie great. i dont care if it's a talky drama or an outer space xenomorph movie. w/o it you have NOTHING.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

original alien cast brought the characters to life for sure, but they didn't make them likable is alls i'm saying.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

if you're telling me yaphet kotto and harry dean stanton's characters weren't likeable i might have to blow you out of the airlock

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

This movie does have a great character in David (imo) -- even if I don't agree that "character" is required for greatness.

ryan, Friday, 12 October 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

kotto and stanton are likable to each other, but they're total dicks. you saw their whole "what i can't hear you, ripley" routine

agree that fassbender made david compelling but it's like no one else was even trying.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 12 October 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

besides beyond some (correct) complaints about character motivation a great deal of the complaints seem to boil down to claims about intentionality--in which case who cares what was intended?

ryan, Friday, 12 October 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

look, if you are trying to make a movie featuring an elite group of highly-trained scientists, and the scientists barely seem able to tie your shoes, there is just a fundamental problem with the movie. really, stop trying to drill down deeper than that.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

honestly though, it's really gonna come down to a matter of opinion and taste. either you have the correct opinion and think this movie was a dirty dog turd, or you have the wrong opinion and like it. different strokes for different folks!

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 12 October 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

In light of character behaviour, who fuckin *knows* what was intended?

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 12 October 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

psssh I merely wave my hand at this notion that scientists can't be utter buffoons in areas outside their extremely narrow expertise. Hell, even within them!

ryan, Friday, 12 October 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

To me it's obvious this film has a very pessimistic view of the human race, with a crew of randomly assembled incompetents always doing the worst possible thing. In abstract, fine -- I work at a corporation too -- I get it. But the dialog, characterizations and acting were all 9th rate television grade, so watching those sections of the film absolutely comes across like having a conversation with a misinformed drunken person telling you that you are really very stupid

However, as the evening progresses, he turns out to be a completely unpredictable and highly entertaining drunken person, and he clearly doesn't think you're -that- stupid because he's actually setting up some fairly interesting stories for you. The saving grace of the film for me is the depiction of the hulkamaniac Engineers, who've moved on from hotrodding their own DNA to ritualistically sacrificing themselves in the service of creating new races, and who end up accidentally taking themselves out while designing the next iteration of their previous creation, i.e. us. What is a bioweapon to us is simply another genesis to them, except the Engineers weren't exempt, or careful, and that next iteration took them out.

Perfectly acceptible science fiction concept! With generous helpings of jellyfish c-sections, eyeworms and starmap CGI and trilobite facesex while all of this is being broken down for you. I dunno, for me, the real films insulting us where every last thing is clearly set up, spelled out, and wrapped up for you, but in this film everything important is actually airtight

Milton Parker, Friday, 12 October 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

i liked how people were smoking and pouring each other cocktails like it was 1958 or something.

i loved the "WY" etched into david's fingerprint whorl.

look slocki a couple of the scientists were really dumm about practical matters and fearless when they should not have been but that describes a lot of scientists tbh, in any case i am truly sorry that it affected your enjoyment of this amazing fuckin movie

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 October 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

looks like we're on the same page, milton parker.

I'll keep repeating that a second viewing is much more rewarding, but if you were grinding teeth through yr first then maybe it's not for you. to address some caps lock egregiousness:

Er, zzzz. Basically, if you liked it, cool, but do you really think you are actually RIGHT?

― Doctor Casino, Friday, October 12, 2012 6:17 PM (56 minutes ago)

MP already responded and you walked this back yourself, but yeah, my opinion is right, as is the opinion of the ppl who thought it sucked, this is science fiction, not science. the ppl who like prometheus itt seem to be aware of the movie's deficiencies, it's not like everybody saw a different movie. it is kind of a bummer for folks trying to talk about what they liked about it having to fend off it sucked u rong on every other post but eh the internet.

"character" is what made alien great and what made aliens great and what makes basically every great movie great. i dont care if it's a talky drama or an outer space xenomorph movie. w/o it you have NOTHING.

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, October 12, 2012 6:45 PM (28 minutes ago)

if that works for you ok, but it leaves behind a sizable chunk of great movies, especially scifi ones - 2001, solaris, phase IV, scanners, crash. maybe I'm reading into yr definition of "character" but unlikable, nondescript, and poorly drawn lead characters are not unheard of in good sci-fi. these ain't romcoms.

space dokken (Edward III), Saturday, 13 October 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

ha, I like the drunk person metaphor. hey that drunk stole my $10! ah well all in the name of a good time

i loved the "WY" etched into david's fingerprint whorl.

my son pointed this out to me on my 2nd viewing, I prolly wouldn't have noticed otherwise, another example of the little details I appreciate here

space dokken (Edward III), Saturday, 13 October 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

i haven't seen phase IV, but 2001, solaris, scanners, crash all had pretty compelling if laconic characters (some of them probably due more to the actors than writing)

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 13 October 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

idk, acting in scanners is p terrible across the board except for mcgoohan, and I'm not sure there are actually actors in 2001, they're more like floor models, the most compelling characters are non-human (by design obv)

I'll launch a more spirited defense later... even if i only c&p the novella I've already posted itt

space dokken (Edward III), Saturday, 13 October 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

yeah mcgoohan's great! the main guy wasn't a great actor in scanners but he projected a credible sense of being haunted.
spader and holly hunter also great in crash (though it feels like they invented the characters themselves). i get the floor-model complaint for 2001 but there's something super-naturalistic and compelling about it (i guess it's like a robt bresson movie where you forget they are actors).

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 13 October 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

First observation from second viewing:

The "snakes" are the result of what looked like earthworm-type critters being doused with the organic weapon from the canisters

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 13 October 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

i don't buy that because it's sci-fi we're supposed to let everything slide. some of my favourite characters ever have been from scifi movies! the good alien movies, robocop, 2001 (hal!!!), even star wars! han solo! r2d2!

i think you guys are misunderstanding me, i love genre shit, i just want it to be well-done for what it is and satisfying to me on its own level.

i dig that you like the big concepts in this movie but i kinda hate that ancient aliens shit, its like the oldest scifi trope in the book... "and the two aliens were named ADAM and EVE"

also i feel like prometheus is like ideologically (not ideologically, but you know what i mean) opposed to what i loved about the first alien movie. i'll spare you linking to my lengthy blog post about the subject but the gist of it is, alien = horrifying lovecraftian unknowable terror that humans just happened to wander into by accident, prometheus = it was all about us all along! tv writing hackery.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 13 October 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

To me one of the more salient themes of the original is this idea of contamination--it's the closeness of the alien that represents its greatest terror--that in some fundamental sense its mechanical/mindless nature is ours, or something we risk succumbing to. That's why the androids keep recurring, that's why the alien in its voraciousness is so fascinating and repellent. Its this otherness to ourselves. To me Prometheus stays pretty true to those themes (we have the same creator, etc) and even calls into question the kind of humanist naïveté of the two archeologists. That's my read anyway.

ryan, Saturday, 13 October 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

And Prometheus even goes one better by suggesting our creation was technological, accidental, and regretted. We're an unwanted, dangerous and out of control machine, not unlike David, ash, etc.

ryan, Saturday, 13 October 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

but are we? all we know is that dude gets mad and starts beating up humans. the movie doesn't give us anything, really, except a lot of hand-waving. it's exactly what LOST did... throw a lot of what-ifs in to get your attention but not really give a shit about thinking them through. you can string people along like that for a while if you're writing a TV show, but it's just a shambles in movie form

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 13 October 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

Do you think if Shaw was wearing her crucifix when she met th engineer dude if he would have been cool with her?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 13 October 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

lol i forgot about her precious crucifix and her dream of her dad talking about heaven

all that stuff was so misbegotten... like if the movie is an allegory for faith, it fails pretty hard, but if it's supposed to be the opposite, it's pretty squirmy and half-assed about it

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 13 October 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uRe8E.png

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 13 October 2012 04:26 (eleven years ago) link

i get the floor-model complaint for 2001 but there's something super-naturalistic and compelling about it

Sure no-one's hating on 2001 in this thread* but going from "it is compelling" and "it has characters" to "the characters are compelling" is just falling into s1ocki's trap.

* but this is ILX, someone will probably be along in a minute...

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 October 2012 05:56 (eleven years ago) link

slocki's diabolical trap

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 October 2012 06:02 (eleven years ago) link

afaic it's ok to like or not like prometheus. all good brah.

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 October 2012 06:04 (eleven years ago) link

feel like my earlier stridency is just some variation on like, if you watched the presidential debate and followed the thread at the time it was disappointing but obama had some good moments and romney did some weird things, whereas if you come in a week later things have solidified and it's just this huge disaster... I'm sure my first post-viewing comments on this thing had to admit slightly more room for liking it, it's just after this many months i can no longer mentally process people taking joy in seeing this for the first time, this is my problem and not yours but it is insane that this thread can have 3,197 responses...

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 13 October 2012 06:41 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha yup, my first comments:

Honestly my only enduring beef with this is going to be in the editing/pacing; I thought tons of aspects of the plot/characterization were DUMB but basically admired their refusal to make anything like the creepy suspenseful Alien prequel promised by the trailer, which would have been mediocre but basically acceptable to everybody.... but boy was the pacing of this thing weird. Half the time I was convinced my theater was running the film too fast, particularly in the opening flyover montages.

― Doctor Casino, Monday, June 11, 2012 12:21 AM Bookmark

...whereas it turns out in reality my only enduring beef with Prometheus was going to be "everything in the movie except fassbender"

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 13 October 2012 06:43 (eleven years ago) link

I think for me it was definitely a case of "Holy shit this is a new Alien film by Ridley Scott and it has McGregorFassbender and Rapace and Theron and Pearce and Elba and the trailer looked amazing and the bad reviews seemed to dislike it on a philosophical level which isn't what I am looking for from it" and then I saw it and enjoyed watching it and got more annoyed about it afterwards as it dragged me up to it's own level and then honked all over me.

So yeah I can definitely see that if I'd read this thread first (or rather the thread a week ago) and gone to see the films expecting it to be 90 minutes of Ridley Scott punching me in the balls, I'd probably quite enjoy that.

But it's like they say, you can't throw yourself off a cliff into the same river twice.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 October 2012 07:57 (eleven years ago) link

do not compare this film to quatermass and the pit xpost.

Fizzles, Saturday, 13 October 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link

MP already responded and you walked this back yourself, but yeah, my opinion is right, as is the opinion of the ppl who thought it sucked, this is science fiction, not science.

Man, if you are gonna have two scientists in a movie say "Our DNA is IDENTICAL to theirs," then science-fiction be damned, you'd best be explaining why we don't look exactly like them.

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Saturday, 13 October 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

do not compare this film to quatermass and the pit xpost.

otm.

Ward Fowler, Saturday, 13 October 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link

xp

a chihuahua and a st. bernard have identical dna iirc

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 October 2012 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

Feel like if I give it another six months people on this thread will start hating on this dog again. Will wait with baited breath.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 October 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

think plenty of us haven't stopped hating on it but i'll admit it's a pretty and car-crashily entertaining pile of wank. it might play better with all the dialogue removed.

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 October 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

For sure, if every terrible movie were as well made as this one, the world would be a better place.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 October 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

The right-before-credits reveal of the xenomorph-lookin' dude popping out of the engineer corpse has to be one of the most groanworthy moments of modern cinema

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 13 October 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

>do not compare this film to quatermass and the pit xpost.

Ha! Ok I will stop comparing this deeply flawed mess to one of the top 10 science fiction films of all time now. Duly chastened.

Milton Parker, Saturday, 13 October 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

I'll just start comparing it to Lisztomania

Milton Parker, Saturday, 13 October 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

milton yr music post are one of the only reasons i keep reading ilm, so yr rabid enthusiasm for this piece of shit is just baffling to me - i mean, you were already REALLY reaching when you started comparing it to zulawski, never mind nigel kneale, or ken russell. ridley scott has never been in their league even when operating at his creative peak... 30 years ago! prometheus is just SUCH a lumpen hodgepodge of v v old and tired generic material - like, i recently saw Forbidden World, which is this great early 80s roger corman-produced Alien knock-off, and it's 100 times more lively fun. i guess i'm trying to say - prometheus is very very commonplace.

Ward Fowler, Saturday, 13 October 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

BTW - I do think Pandorum was better than this, although I understand it was generally panned? That's one where I could accept the "yeah, kinda corny, twists are obvious, but it's a fun dumb space action movie with some creepy monsters and attempts to mess with your mind, man" argument.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 13 October 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

I remain with Milton/Edward on this one. I'm planning on getting the freakin' 4 Blu-Ray set when I can, I care not what you think.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 October 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

lmao cannot believe how many people have taken their helmets off itt

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

i will spend money and time on a bluray of this when it is confirmed that all dialogue will be replaces with an attenborough commentary

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

all dialogue replaced with Beavis and Butthead singing "Breaking the Law"

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

special non-director's cut with 25 percent more helmets

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

ginat white guy workout routine + diet book

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

special 'uncircumsized' bluray with non-cut helmets

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

Seinfeld slap-bass riff at the start of every scene

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

'behind the scenes' doc where it is revealed that guy pearce just looks like that

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

commentary by licensed psychologist explaining why a person would possibly behave the way any character did in any scene in the movie

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

good luck getting a licensed one

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

giant white dude supremacist propaganda movie

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

new ending where giant white dude walks out of a shower and the whole Alien franchise turns out to be a racist nightmare he had

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

nc-17 version w/giant white dude cock shots

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

franchise crossover where giant white dude fights giant blue dude from watchmen w/cocks

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where giant why guys boss tells him he has to kill himself on earth so that there can be humans and he mutters something under his breath and his boss says what and he says nothing

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

alternate ending where guy pearce dies before they get to the planet so they give up and go home

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scenes featuring future space richard dawkins who spends the whole trip arguing with noomi rapace and stealing her sodas out of the communal fridge

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

guy pearce's character outed halfway through mission as the '4th man' in the radio 4 groping scandal, venture cancelled

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where the crew think its p fucked up that wayland would hide the fact that he was on the ship the whole time so they have a crew only meeting abt it, cut to charlize being all dad you know you made my job so much harder for no real reason

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

director's commentary reveals Prometheus is the name of the delivery guy at Ridley's favourite kebab shop

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

guys why is this thread 3000+ posts

乒乓, Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

we took our helmets off

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

because this movie is 30+ mins

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where the giant white guy wakes up and the first thing he does is a funny rap

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where the giant white guy wakes up rubs his eyes stands up looks around sits down rubs his eyes again runs his hands over his head smacks his lips opens his eyes real wide then closes them a few times and asks wait so who are you guys

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where the giant white guy wakes up, claims he wasnt asleep

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where the giant white guy doesn't wake up

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

think about it

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

they keep poking him and hes all leave me alone tryina sleep and flails his arm at them

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where lab results come back and it turns out the facehugger was benign

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

michael moore documentary follows progress of patient through NHS, after six months on a trolley they finally devise a 16 hour procedure and manage to save the facehugger

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where the one guys dares the others to take off their helmets and theyre all no im not taking off my helmet on this alien planet you must be srsly mentally ill

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where they all talk abt what a fucked up guy the robot is

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where the robot sits in his room jacking off to Lawrence of Arabia for 3 hours

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

then goes and asks guy pearce why he gave him a robot cock but no robot ejaculation reflex

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where someone says is it racist to say i dont trust robots

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

did you guys ever see Pandorum, is this better or worse?

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, October 12, 2012 5:10 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a pretty fun SPACE MADNESS b-movie. not easily comparable.

abanana, Sunday, 14 October 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

I forgot about the "our DNA is identical," scene, seriously, it's like they just threw in every stupid wrong idea about science they could find. only thing this movie was missing was a geeky teenager to hack the alien ship

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 14 October 2012 09:54 (eleven years ago) link

The right-before-credits reveal of the xenomorph-lookin' dude popping out of the engineer corpse has to be one of the most groanworthy moments of modern cinema

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also yeah this really should have been just replaced with the alien scene from spaceballs

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 14 October 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link

dying at all these deleted scenes

j., Sunday, 14 October 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

delete scene where crew watches Alien and concludes that the takeaway is not to run after the ship's cat.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 15 October 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

shit, "deleted"

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 15 October 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

it was so unrealistic that they went looking for the cat. god, stupidest ship mechanic EVER.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 October 2012 09:09 (eleven years ago) link

and in aliens, when the proximity sensor seems to indicate the aliens are inside the room but they're actually above the ceiling, does ripley not remember when they made the EXACT SAME MISTAKE in the first alien?? costing dallas his life?? guess what, life is in 3-D boneheads!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 October 2012 09:51 (eleven years ago) link

action movie cat is action movie cat

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2012 10:15 (eleven years ago) link

people already tried that tack Tracer. It's not going to work

Number None, Monday, 15 October 2012 12:23 (eleven years ago) link

:D

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 October 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where squidbaby is in noomi's stomach and not her uterus

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where the captain, right after explaining the plot of the movie, explains what happens in the possible sequel

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

deleted scene where the scientists say "LOL we are clearly not real scientists, glad we scammed our way onto this ship, what a vacation am i right?"

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

on second viewing it becomes really clear that management didn't give a shit about hiring good scientists and just went with whatever jerks were willing to go into stasis for a couple years for a paycheck

only semi-competent people are the archaeologist/anthropologist bunch, the actual ship's crew (captain, two other dudes), and the weyland fam (david/vickers/old man)

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

"Man, after the Koch brothers took control of the US and killed off any actual scientists, life's been easy when it comes to hiring cheap!"

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 October 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

actually the captain and the two other dudes, who vote to stay on board as they ram the engineer's ship, are the only non-assholes

I think they did a reasonable job of killing everyone who had been shown on screen, but the ship really just has too many people. Lady doctor-type and her helper I think follow Weyland on his trip into the ship and get killed?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

the scottish lady doctor seemed pretty competent no?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 October 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

btw

Your Amazon.co.uk order of "Prometheus - Special Editi..." has been dispatched

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 October 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

I think with the exception of people I mentioned the competence level was inversely proportional to the amount of time they spent on screen

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

it was a bit shit how easily she went down when abortionee lady clocked her but i guess you don't fuck with Mom Rage

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 October 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

milton yr music post are one of the only reasons i keep reading ilm, so yr rabid enthusiasm for this piece of shit is just baffling to me - i mean, you were already REALLY reaching when you started comparing it to zulawski, never mind nigel kneale, or ken russell. ridley scott has never been in their league even when operating at his creative peak... 30 years ago! prometheus is just SUCH a lumpen hodgepodge of v v old and tired generic material - like, i recently saw Forbidden World, which is this great early 80s roger corman-produced Alien knock-off, and it's 100 times more lively fun. i guess i'm trying to say - prometheus is very very commonplace.

― Ward Fowler, Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

long xpost -- I feel like I've done overtime qualifying my enthusiasm for this film precisely so that I could compare it to films of actual quality without insulting anyone, but evidently not enough, because there's nothing in your post I disagree with. though perhaps I don't watch much television to realize that the unbelievable incompetence of the dialog & acting is more commonplace and less spectacular than I take it for

after the '100% DNA match!' scene made me and my friend laugh out loud in the theater, I turned to her and said "this is a film that can do absolutely ANYTHING it wants' -- at that moment everything I'd been holding against the film sort of inexplicably slid into the plus column. contenderizer's post upthread ending with "i honestly had to believe that every single character in the film had simply gone insane" -- that's a concise description of maybe 2/3rds of all my favorite movies.

that being said: rented the DVD this weekend, watched the deleted scenes, and they were all so uniformly terrible that it discouraged me from watching the actual film again -- just watched the opening & the starmap & returned it, there is only so much

Milton Parker, Monday, 15 October 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

i could kind of respect it if this film's defenders just went all-out in calling it a modern camp classic or something... though this is no showgirls

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 15 October 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

what do you guys think of that relatively recent hitchhiker's movie in comparison to this? they have a really similar aesthetic, and touch on similar themes.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 October 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I loved it when Slartibartfast tore Marvin's head off.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 October 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

Head the size of a planet, and some wastrel just tears it off

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

trillian did seem kind of dumb for a scientist.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 October 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

yet oddly pixie-like

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 15 October 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

her drowning was unrealistic imho

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

i like milton's posts in this thread. agree w/this:

Totally understand and respect why people can't get over this film's misfires, but... the film I can't forgive myself for not walking out on this summer was that Batman movie -- for me, that is the definition of meaningless, uninspired, rote journeyman direction and autopilot acting. Give me unpredictable batshit insanity over competence any fucking day of the week.

― Milton Parker, Friday, October 12, 2012 4:58 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

the endless reiterating of the film's failures of science and character motivation etc... im not necessarily disagreeing with it but i find it tedious i guess.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

thing is i agree about batman, which was just a solemn gray turd

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, i hate lots of stuff

Number None, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

i'm also tired of repeating the same arguments, was even thinking of... *makes solemn face* removing bookmark from thread

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

That is grounds for stuffing your disembodied head into a duffel bag.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

bag stuffed to full decapitacity

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

if impawards is one of those image blocked sites sorry, not sure the joke was worth checking that first tbh

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

this thread has been like

poster a: prometheus was kinda dumb, the science was shit, character motivations were bizarre, and it had huge plot holes. in spite of all that, it was enjoyable in a batshit way, I dug it.
poster b: this movie is dumb! didn't anybody notice the science was shit, character motivations were bizarre, and it had huge plot holes?
poster a: uh yeah. I still liked it.
poster b: but this movie is dumb! the science was shit, character motivations were bizarre, and it had huge plot holes! alien alien!
poster a: yup. still liked it tho.
poster b: [fake deleted scene]

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

granted the fake deleted scenes are the best part of the thread

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

I like the movie AND the thread.

ryan, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

you are poster C

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

wormhole ensues

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

t/s: prometheus vs avatar

the late great, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

Prometheus by like a billion miles

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

two essentially stupid movies w/ tons of eye candy, but prometheus at least had david?

the late great, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

avatar was so boring and long as shit. I was having a blast throughout Prometheus and was sorry when it ended. No contest.

ryan, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

the dumb unrealistic behavior was only the most obvious terrible thing abt the movie, but lots of other things were bad too, the pacing the dialog the having any point and making you care abt anything thats happening in it, so its fine to be all I know it sucked but I liked it anyway but its just not a v realistic reaction

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

ts: humans are stupid, watch the universe fuck them over vs. humans are stupid but blue indians are cool

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

the dumb unrealistic behavior was only the most obvious terrible thing abt the movie, but lots of other things were bad too, the pacing the dialog the having any point and making you care abt anything thats happening in it, so its fine to be all I know it sucked but I liked it anyway but its just not a v realistic reaction

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, October 15, 2012 11:33 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

basically

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

im giving you guys an out with the camp classic thing

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

we can all walk away and save face here

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

lol

ryan, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

the pacing - actually think pacing is one of its strong points! it's not like it drags anywhere, even on my first go-round when I thought it was totally ludicrous I was never bored
the dialog - this is like a 50/50, most of the stupid dialogue goes hand in hand w/ the bizarre motivations, david's dialogue is uniformly excellent, and I can quote a whole lot of dialog from this so it's at least memorably terrible
the having any point - humans are stupid, watch the universe fuck them over
making you care abt anything thats happening in it - realizing the film holds a kubrick-like disdain for its characters helps. I recoiled from the unlikable holloway until I figured out the second time around that we're not supposed to like him.

so its fine to be all I know it sucked but I liked it anyway but its just not a v realistic reaction

we were SO wrong

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

I wish I knew how to quit you s1ocki

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

but I can't walk away

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

also it's a damn good-looking film too

the late great, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

is there something to the camp angle? maybe? vickers is like a drag king in space I guess. it's prolly my fave theron performance, even better than monster which means she should win an academy award for this.

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

u r literally insane

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

I'm starting the campaign now, give her a statue, hell give er two, this perfomance is better than monster + north country put together

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think people like their apple store in space secret origin of mankind scifi campy or funny, otherwise hitchhiker's would have gotten more love.

re: vickers -- charlize theron looks too much like charlize theron to register as anyone but charlize theron. (weirdly, same problem with guy pearce even under all that weird makeup)

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

she was born to play the part of a performance-driven ice queen who makes bad decisions, I mean did you see reindeer games

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:37 (eleven years ago) link

ok y'all we really just need to have a poll to resolve this at this point - - - possible answers:

* prometheus: the second coming of space jesus, all lapses are intentional to intensify space madness, possible camp classic
* prometheus: the worst, most disappointing movie of 2012, depending what you thought about the dark knight rises
* prometheus: some nice effects, but actually kind've a crap film

others?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

*a good to very good sci-fi that is, as Edward notes, sneakily misanthropic and a very intriguing creation myth both for mankind and the alien films. Plus scary and gorgeous looking.

ryan, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:46 (eleven years ago) link

prometheus: not as bad as phantom menace, not as good as twin peaks: fire walk with me

re: being born to play a part, michael jackson could be born to play captain EO but if they put captain EO in prometheus, it'd be just "hey that's michael jackson!"

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

Sticking with my "david is dead set on destroying humanity" interpretation. As such, movie is pretty fucking awesome

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

this is a movie where a traumatized woman climbs inside a surgical robot to forcibly remove a parasite alien from her uterus, then afterwards an android says to her "I didn't know you had it in you uh sorry poor choice of words"

ZIIIIINNNGGSSSS IN SPAAAAACCCCCCEE

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

Excited to rewatch this and see if that holds up throughout actually, but chucking all the special features on bluray which I have not given a fuck about yet makes me all HULK SMASH so it might be a while.

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:51 (eleven years ago) link

Totally happy to reexamine the whole Ridley Scott catalog with the humans are a disease theory, it sure works for blade runner

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:53 (eleven years ago) link

dude you're gonna watch this on DVD? might as well order the hand cranked 8mm

can we launch a kickstarter to get jjjusten a blu ray player

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

re: "only cliche missing is a kid hacker", i was thinking noomi rapace as lisbeth salander would have improved the movie quite a bit, and makes the quick-thinking medicaesarian scene more plausible for her character. also this movie could use more piercings.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link

this is a movie where a traumatized woman climbs inside a surgical robot to forcibly remove a parasite alien from her uterus, then afterwards an android says to her "I didn't know you had it in you uh sorry poor choice of words"

ZIIIIINNNGGSSSS IN SPAAAAACCCCCCEE

― space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, October 16, 2012 12:50 AM (5 minutes ago)

oh I forgot to add the surgical robot refuses to operate on her cuz she's a woman

fully expect the next movie to start with shaw and david approaching the engineer galaxy where they are confronted by an alien hieroglyphic billboard that reads WE DID IT 4 THE LULZ

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link

projecting a sense of humor onto this movie is really scraping bottom, whats the point of trying so hard to like a failure, put yr helmet back on folks

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

if you didn't see the humor in it I feel sorry for you on the internet, which is the worst place to feel sorry for somebody

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

lol look at you and this terrible movie holding hands

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link

just go back and retread yr many descriptions of the thing and see if theres any cohearance or continuity operating

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

you want to take slockis camp masterpiece out but can't quite admit it to yrself

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:20 (eleven years ago) link

fully expect the next movie to start with shaw and david approaching the engineer galaxy where they are confronted by an alien hieroglyphic billboard that reads WE DID IT 4 THE LULZ

― space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, October 16, 2012 1:04 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean u realize this is not the tone they were reaching for

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:22 (eleven years ago) link

y so serious

the late great, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:24 (eleven years ago) link

if you all would just put yr helmets back on then maybe we can talk like adults do

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:25 (eleven years ago) link

there are so many sardonic moments and bleak ironies in this movie

holloway gets poisoned by the robot boy wonder he constantly belittles

fifield + biologist get killed in the place they desperately try to flee

shaw risks her life to bring back an engineer head that she blows up first chance she gets (with science!)

then she gets the baby she always wanted

the captain goes down with the ship

vickers' every decision is about her own survival but she can't make a 90 degree turn to save her life

weyland, the most powerful man in the film, travels across the galaxy to get clubbed like a baby seal

david runs game on everybody until he gets his head ripped off, even the robot's hubris is rewarded

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:37 (eleven years ago) link

i found it bleakly ironic too how the spaceship is built to fly but at the end it crashes. also how its called a space ship but in the end its not in space.

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

and how everyone is alive and they want to stay alive but then at the end they die

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

knew I'd win you over eventually

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:42 (eleven years ago) link

wait why does the captain go down with the ship? he just seemed conveniently selfless at that point (also his pilot buddy, too, who we also don't see much characterization from) so much of this movie actually does feel like "yeah whatever, we did it for the lulz"

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:46 (eleven years ago) link

the captain's the only decent person in the movie, guess what, doesn't matter

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 05:50 (eleven years ago) link

wait what did the pilot do to disqualify himself from the ledger of decency?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:00 (eleven years ago) link

idle gambling w/ the navigator

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:04 (eleven years ago) link

^ this was some tv-level bullshit, I grant you

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:05 (eleven years ago) link

gambling's worse than propositioning your boss?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:05 (eleven years ago) link

, is yr boss charlize theron

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:06 (eleven years ago) link

he's fine but he's not a properly characterized person, he's more of a decent dotted outline.

estela, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:06 (eleven years ago) link

there are ledgers of decency and then there's I'd light that ledger on fire and put it out w/ piss for some of that

I am speaking strictly about character motivation of course

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:11 (eleven years ago) link

there was something weird about idris elba's performance, like he had no concept he was supposed to be a character in the future, or that his employer isn't actually contemporary actress charlize theron.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:17 (eleven years ago) link

of all the inexplicable character behavior contained within prometheus, capt janek's interest in the highly annoying ms vickers is the least newsworthy

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:18 (eleven years ago) link

p sure they were going for some kinda man-out-of-his-time feel w/ janek, a noble throwback, hence the nonsense with the squeezebox & xmas tree

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:21 (eleven years ago) link

they are both extremely attractive people and should totally be doing it to each other sex style

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:21 (eleven years ago) link

this movie couldve gone a long way toward redeeming itself w/some hot elba on theron lovemaking footage

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link

^ real talk

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

*checks deleted scenes, sighs*

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

if you can't have the deleted scenes you'd love, love the deleted scenes you have.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

also irony - on a ship packed full of smarty pants ppl, janek is the one who figures out exactly what the place is, because he's not blinded by desire & ideology

doesn't matter, still gets squashed like a bug

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

whats the point of trying so hard to like a failure, put yr helmet back on folks

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, October 16, 2012 1:11 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Damn... but enough about your posts.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

faced

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

ZIIIIINNNGGSSSS INNN SPAAAAACCCCCCEE

space dokken (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

the captain's the only decent person in the movie, guess what, doesn't matter

― space dokken (Edward III), Monday, October 15, 2012 10:50 PM (1 hour ago)

gtfo with this Stephen Stills bullshit.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 06:57 (eleven years ago) link

genius of the movie appears to be that you can impose fanfic themes to it with particular ease, must be something to do with the type of 3d

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 08:30 (eleven years ago) link

*a good to very good sci-fi that is, as Edward notes, sneakily misanthropic and a very intriguing creation myth both for mankind and the alien films. Plus scary and gorgeous looking.

This thread is swinging me in this direction, but there really isn't anything sneaky about this film.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 08:32 (eleven years ago) link

it is kind of interesting that the movie's supporters in this thread seem to like it so much. Watching it multiple times, buying 4 Disc Blu-rays etc

Number None, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 08:33 (eleven years ago) link

probably some form of space madness tbf

Number None, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 08:36 (eleven years ago) link

catcher in the pie in the sky

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 08:42 (eleven years ago) link

there was something weird about idris elba's performance, like he had no concept he was supposed to be a character in the future, or that his employer isn't actually contemporary actress charlize theron.

my theory is that elba was basically attempting to be tommy lee jones! i'd say he succeeded about 60% of the time - pretty impressive for a black british dude

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 08:59 (eleven years ago) link

so anyway i got the dvd and remembered again why i never watch extras or commentary tracks y because i like movies not documentaries about movies

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

documentaries ARE movies

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, movies that SUCK

space dokken (Edward III), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

just kidding, I love documentaries

space dokken (Edward III), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

Documentaries about movies?

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

burden of dreams is my jam

space dokken (Edward III), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link

Los angeles plays itself

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

i like movies not documentaries about movies

especially fawning documentaries about movies basically made by the people who made the movies

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:53 (eleven years ago) link

Does Onion still do Commentary Tracks of the Damned? I remember that being pretty hilarious every once in a while.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

I read their John Carter one a few days ago. Hopefully this will be on its way.

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

Starting my Aliens marathon tonight with the first two!

JacobSanders, Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

i'd recommend a half marathon there tbph

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 October 2012 09:33 (eleven years ago) link

He's right - Predator 2 / Alien vs Predator / Aliens vs Predator : Requiem / Prometheus are strictly optional.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 18 October 2012 09:55 (eleven years ago) link

oh come on, pred 2 is totes canon

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 October 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link

aliens 3 and 4 are sitting on my shelf, unwatched; i saw them in the cinema, can't remember a thing about them

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 October 2012 10:07 (eleven years ago) link

thinkin about crackin open a tallboy and just doin it

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 October 2012 10:07 (eleven years ago) link

I did an Alien marathon before watching Prometheus, 1 and 2 are the only ones worth bothering with.

nate woolls, Thursday, 18 October 2012 10:09 (eleven years ago) link

Go for it I say - I'm not going to claim "oh the true connoisseurs of the series prefer them to the vulgar charms of the first two", partly because four is pure vulgar charm, but that sounds like a good time.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 18 October 2012 10:11 (eleven years ago) link

i'd agree, 3 & 4 are worth catching, in very different ways

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 October 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

3 is p rad imho

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

I hate 3, I will hate Fincher forever based on that movie.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

haha

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

I love them all

Well, Alien, Alien Gunfight, Alien Prison, and Alien: The Frenchening, at least

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

And eventually Guy Pearce can play himself in the docudrama version. Or something.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/oct/17/young-blood-reverse-effects-ageing

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

Remarkably, the North Korean dictator might have been onto something.

words we should probably not use very often

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

Remarkably, the North Korean dictator might have been onto something.

title of my memoirs

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

very tempted to start

Remarkably, the North Korean dictator might have been onto something (lag∞n appreciation thread)

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://blip.tv/redlettermedia/red-letter-media-talks-about-prometheus-on-dvd-6397461 not essential but a cute followup

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

Watched Alien, Aliens and Alien 3. Alien managed to frighten me a few times, great cast and nice for setting the story. Aliens seemed hokey with awful scenery and the mother alien killed any horror the film could've had. Alien 3 was at least against a believable backdrop and only one alien again, which seems to work better. I think what disappoints me the most about the Alien series is it never pays off the promise set out in the first film. An now after watching prometheus, I guess I get it. Engineers created us through a mishap or experiment, only to create a bioweapon that would create the Alien which then we would continue to attempt to catch in order to create our own weapon from. I feel like I should go one and watch 4 and the other two Vs movies, but I'm running out of steam.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 21 October 2012 05:52 (eleven years ago) link

i have to say i still found this to be a pretty rich movie on a 2nd viewing. just so many suggestive little touches.

the (beautiful) opening shots of ragged/irregular patterns in nature sort of play off a bit of dialogue later in the film: "God doesn't create in straight lines." Underscoring at once the Engineers as false gods and the peril of the "promethean" urge to technological creation.

There's also a few exchanges that struck me as significant thematically. When the first helmet comes off:
Shaw: Don't be an idiot!
Holloway: Don't be a skeptic!

And of course where Holloway answers David's question about his creation with "Because we could" and David responds "Wouldn't it be the disappointing to receive the same answer from your God" or something to that effect.

Also, it's definitely Weyland's misguided quest for immortality that seems to set the whole horror show in motion. If this movie is the work of a believer (and I think it is) then it's nicely old fashioned about it. It's a classic hubris smack down.

ryan, Sunday, 21 October 2012 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

Aliens is not a horror flick. Cameron knew he couldn't do better, so he deliberately switched genre and went for sci-fi actioner instead.

Prometheus is still fuckin' stupid thanks to Lindelof and Scott enabling each others' worst habits

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Sunday, 21 October 2012 06:41 (eleven years ago) link

i also like the contrast between David's nihilism and Shaw's increasingly feeble faith. at what point does "i choose to believe" simply become denial?

and there's an funny little theme of "unwanted children" running throughout. Vickers, squid baby, humans, and the xenomorph itself. something odious even in the fact of biological reproduction--perhaps it's too organic, too much based in our own mechanical/biological natures to really satisfy in the way a technological creation would, which springs forth from disembodied ideas.

ryan, Sunday, 21 October 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

the only two parts that were really galling in their stupidity were, of course, the biologist approach the snake-like creature and Elba and crew sacrificing themselves. the second is at least set up by dialogue but it's perfunctory.

it's doubly weird since both scenarios could have been written differently and actually made 100x more interesting. it's like they knew "X" had to happen and just tool the shortest way to get there.

ryan, Sunday, 21 October 2012 06:48 (eleven years ago) link

How is the crew sacrifice stupid?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 21 October 2012 07:31 (eleven years ago) link

how is everything else not!

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 October 2012 09:19 (eleven years ago) link

the crew sacrifice is "stupid" because elba's co-navigator buddies weren't narrowly following their own optimized self-interest, an unforgivable lapse in believability apparently

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 October 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link

Stupid is pushing it. I take that back. But it's literally set up by dialogue like 15 minutes before (where Elba says his only concern is that none of "that stuff" gets back to earth). It plays as a rather ham fisted dramatic moment but I think they could have written some much more exciting way for them to stop the engineer and die in the process.

ryan, Sunday, 21 October 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

The 15 minute before scene is hilarious because he is saying this to Noomi Rapace, who has just take some rather more committed steps towards the same principles.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 21 October 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

*taken

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 21 October 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

There's also a few exchanges that struck me as significant thematically. When the first helmet comes off:
Shaw: Don't be an idiot!
Holloway: Don't be a skeptic!

this is the worst part of this movie, i seriously almost walked out at this shit

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 October 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

I liked it! I love the irony of finding out your "faith" is right only to find out it's right in a sense that is horrifying.

ryan, Sunday, 21 October 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, if you're predisposed to dislike explicitly tacking on religious themes to the Alien movies I get it but for me it's fine because I didn't take away a complacency but a pretty earnest look at believing in the face of "disenchantment."

ryan, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah how is that dialogue grounds for walking out on the movie?

JacobSanders, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

Guys - I just shudderingly thought about Contact and how Prometheus stole the fire from the ruling deity of his time and how the peeps are going on a search for the origins of humanity... This isn't going to turn into some bullshit religious crapfest, is it?

― StanM, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:11 AM (7 months ago)

if it is i am going to throw a flaming trashcan through the movie screen

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:13 AM (7 months ago)

Seems way too fucked up for that. Then again if the message is "Yeah Jesus Christ was an alien visitor who caused human bodies to explode" I'd be impressed.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:14 AM (7 months ago)

This all came true. Down to our reactions.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah how is that dialogue grounds for walking out on the movie?

For me, it's not the religious themes added on(see also Alien 3), but the filmmakers so deliberately foregrounding it with such "DO YOU SEEEEEEEE". It's bashing over you the head like Ren Hoek for the entire flick with some sorta simplistic religious v science thing, only Lindelof has no idea how actual scientists are(the Darwin scene, f'rexample) and can't even write a believable believer.

the scene alone ain't necessarily worth walking out on, but the scene portends an entire flick of such idiocy

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

it was more like, oh, this is the kind of movie this is gonna be huh

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

(a shitty episode of lost)

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

I never watched Lost, to be fair.

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

I agree that all of that could have been handled with a much greater degree of subtlety and it'd be a much better movie for it.

ryan, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

The funny thing is that i totally hated Lost and dont much care for Scott. I prefer to think the constraints of the Alien franchise made this more interesting than it otherwise would have been.

ryan, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

This all came true. Down to our reactions.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, October 21, 2012 12:20 PM Bookmark

We were SO...RIGHT...

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

actually i think a pretty cool movie would be, ILX discovers possible proof of the origins of the ILX hivemind and goes on a voyage to discover it but what is actually there is a horrifyingly banal, nerdy white guy who created us all as straw men to be sacrificed in a clusterfuck that never came to pass

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

"Aliens is not a horror flick. Cameron knew he couldn't do better, so he deliberately switched genre and went for sci-fi actioner instead."

Not that it isn't a sci-fi actioner, but not a horror flick at all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvEmC1Bkyqc

"Aliens seemed hokey with awful scenery"
this is a very strange complaint. it mostly takes place in military or civilian barracks and for the most part is very much like the sets in alien, but a little less kitschy.
are you talking about Paul Reiser's tie?

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

It's the outdoor sets in Aliens that seemed hokey, that looked like sets, imo.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

the only time i remember them being outdoors is when something's blowing up.
not a lot of quiet, contemplative moments outside to look for matte lines.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

Philip i agree with you but you're going to have to allow for the fact that Jacob isn't just making up a reaction to Aliens out of thin air, or to wind you up

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

no no! I apologize if it comes across like cross-examination, but I'm really curious about how someone would come to that viewpoint, plus a lot of the viewpoints from a lot of people on this thread re: the new alien movie. It's just totally baffling, and somewhat worrisome in this election season.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

!!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

lol!

Nhex, Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

Voting Facehugger/Chestburster '12. "You're gonna die anyway, make it quick."

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

This is a stupendous bore.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 October 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

If Ridley Scott's name wasn't in the credits, I'd assume it was an anony-hack directing. Thread comment summarizing my reaction:

if only this movie had just been fassbender-android and a ship and aliens

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:59 AM (4 months ago)

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 October 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

That could actually make a great movie. Solo hyperintelligent android, of suspect allegiance to the human species, sent as a disposable probe to determine whether the Engineers (or whatever) were a subject of further interest. The sequel posibilities would have ranged rather wide.

圧迫系プレイ (Sanpaku), Monday, 29 October 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

one-man-play

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 29 October 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

Waiting for Ridley

Ned Raggett, Monday, 29 October 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

scodott

but with socks instead of football (darraghmac), Monday, 29 October 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

I just made the mistake of watching Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull and I'm not sure when the whole ancient aliens movie template was molded but holy shit the last act:

wiki's plot summary:

Inside the central temple, they find artifacts from several ancient civilizations. Jones deduces that the creatures were kindred spirits; they too were "archaeologists" studying the different cultures of Earth. The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen alien beings seated in a circle, with one missing its skull. After the Soviets arrive, Spalko replaces the skull. The aliens communicate to the group through Oxley using an ancient dialect and promises to reward them with a "big gift"; Spalko demands to "know everything". The skeletons grant her request and transfer their collective knowledge into her mind. At the same time they activate a portal to another dimension. Jones, Marion, Mutt and the now restored Oxley escape the temple, but Mac and the other Soviets are sucked into the portal. Meanwhile, the skeletons combine to form a single living being and the knowledge transfer overwhelms Spalko, causing her to disintegrate; her dust is then drawn into the portal. The survivors watch as the temple walls crumble, revealing a massive flying saucer slowly rising from the debris; it hovers for a second before disappearing into the "space between spaces".

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 November 2012 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

That could actually make a great movie. Solo hyperintelligent android, of suspect allegiance to the human species, sent as a disposable probe to determine whether the Engineers (or whatever) were a subject of further interest. The sequel posibilities would have ranged rather wide.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture as told from the p.o.v. of V'ger.

(note: I would see that movie)

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 2 November 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

That was the only Star Trek franchise film I truly loved. Its sense of wonder eclipses anything else in the series, and the Jerry Goldsmith score is second only to his original Alien soundtrack among sci-fi scores.

in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Friday, 2 November 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

not very far off the plot of 2001?

pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Friday, 2 November 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

Agreed with Elvis. And Sanpaku.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 November 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link

well fu too

pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Friday, 2 November 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200508/mov-002-khan02/320x240.jpg

"Let me show what I do to errant posters who underestimate my power..."

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 November 2012 12:23 (eleven years ago) link

Hahaha. Khan is great for sure but I'd rather rewatch (and have rewatched) the first one a lot more over time.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 November 2012 12:35 (eleven years ago) link

ninja-training spock opener and mega-beard mccoy were great moments for sure but the rest of the movie is like being trapped in a 1970s airport.
(the movie is also an allegory for being trapped in a 1970s airport)

Philip Nunez, Friday, 2 November 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

I finally saw all of the Search for Spock one, redeems the previous film by killing off Kirk's kid

d-_-b (mh), Friday, 2 November 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

i saw that so many times, it was ALWAYS on tv on saturday

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 2 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

Transporter accident in ST:TMP was like O_O to 11-year-old me.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Friday, 2 November 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

Search For Spock is fairly underrated, I feel. It's certainly better then Voyage Home.

DavidM, Sunday, 4 November 2012 09:17 (eleven years ago) link

WHAT

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 4 November 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

Star Trek movies no longer on Netflix, again, can't watch to compare :(

d-_-b (mh), Sunday, 4 November 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

Nothing happens.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 November 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

They save a whale once.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 November 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

agree that search for spock is underrated, but if you don't like IV, it means you don't like star trek.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 4 November 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

Wouldn't go that far, I mean it's kind of the odd one out of the bunch, goes for being kind of charming and goofy and oddball. It's probably the one, after II, that I'd be most likely to keep watching if I caught it unplanned on TV and wasn't really intending to sit and watch a whole movie, but what the hell.

Love that it was actually the most successful of all of them at the box office!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

if you look at it under the lens of trek (future = awesome because of progressive politics), the other movies are the odd ones out really.
II is a great movie, but it recasts the federation as a paramilitary organization, down to the spiffy uniforms.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

Spock walking around California dressed like a New Age guru and cursing is worth the price of admission. I like the movie a lot but even at the time it looked chintzy, like they only had $105 to spend on sets and costumes.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

6 is the really shabby looking one, i remember reading about how they had to use all these old costumes and shoot around the mothball holes

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

"Recasts"

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Sunday, 4 November 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

I remember 6 looking pretty slick, despite some budget limitations. It's 5 that looks even more cut-rate.

Millsner, Monday, 5 November 2012 11:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://collider.com/prometheus-script-damon-lindelof/211149/

VICKERS.

Dammit. Of all the people to SURVIVE. A moment of eye
contact -- shared DISLIKE before --

A HORRIBLE ROAR FILLS THEIR EARS. Both women look up at the
SKY TO SEE --

THE JUGGERNAUT HORSESHOE CAREENING DOWN THROUGH THE CLOUDS,
TWISTING OUT OF CONTROL -- SOME VERSION OF AN INSANE
EMERGENCY LANDING AND --

Shaw and Vickers exchange a look. They both have exactly the
same instinct at exactly the same time.

RUN.

WITH AN EAR-SPLITTING SMASH, the JUGGERNAUT HITS THE SURFACE
ON IT’S SIDE -- And because of it’s unique design, it does
not STOP THERE --

IT ROLLS. END OVER END LIKE A CRUSHING WHEEL OF DEATH -- BIG AS A
MOUNTAIN.

Shaw runs for her LIFE -- Vickers a good TWENTY YARDS BEHIND HER, running for hers --
BUT THE SHEER INERTIA OF THE JUGGERNAUT IS OVERTAKING THEM.

And now --

Shaw TRIPS! Hits the SAND. It’s OVER. She looks up just in time to see --

VICKERS GET CRUSHED.

Shaw knows its over. Closes her EYES. A silent prayer.

And as if by DIVINE INTERVENTION, The Juggernaut WOBBLES. Loses momentum, spins like a dying HULA HOOP... falls over FLAT. Shaw opens her eyes to find --

She’s in the CENTER... the proverbial “donut hole.” And she’s ALIVE.

It’s a MIRACLE.

Number None, Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck YOU.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

I would like to read a novel rewritten in this manner.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

REMOVE Bookmark FROM THIS THREAD

CGI fridays (Edward III), Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

WITH AN EAR-SPLITTING SMASH, the JUGGERNAUT HITS THE SURFACE
ON IT’S SIDE -- And because of it’s unique design, it does
not STOP THERE --

IT ROLLS. END OVER END LIKE A CRUSHING WHEEL OF DEATH -- BIG AS A
MOUNTAIN.

a) it's
b) it's
c) unique design? what no-one ever built a circular spaceship before?
d) WHEELS DON'T HAVE ENDS YOU DICKHEAD

Dog the Puffin Hunter (ledge), Friday, 16 November 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link

the proverbial "donut hole"

Number None, Friday, 16 November 2012 10:53 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...

It's a MIRACLE.

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

I love seeing this thread bob back up to New Answers.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

A CRUSHING WHEEL OF DEATH -- BIG AS A MOUNTAIN

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link

tbrr I quote this movie all the time

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

I actually quite liked this but almost 3500 posts is pretty ridic.

Gukbe, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

As evidenced by the number of revives that led right back to ground already covered, many posters saw the high volume of traffic on the thread as an 'invitation' to travel to this movie's 'planet' and discover the 'origins' of the discussion. What happened then was something they never could have prepared for, something they were never warned against. BRRAAAAAANNNNNNG

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link

a thread has its reign

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

BRANNNNNNNNNNG

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link

we were so rong

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link

huh I thought I posted in here

saw this a few weeks ago, loved it

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link

I'm still mad at how excited I was by the trailer

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link

I don't think I was fully prepared for how flat-out stupid a few characters would act

dude who tried to befriend the facehugger got everything he deserved and more IMO

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link

I am still angry at this movie.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

Like I'll see it on a shelf at Target and think, "Oh, hey, Prometheus, what's up . . . WAIT DO NOT TALK TO ME I AM STILL REALLY PISSED AT YOU."

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link

lol I know right

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

I missed the whole beginning though; caught up with them when they got to the planet and shit started going down

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

I told mr Veg I want to get the bluray and rewatch it with the sound off just to enjoy how nice it looked...but I'm still too upset

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

Charlize Theron was so ANGRY in this, it was awesome

loved it when she set that dude on fire

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

The beginning w/the Fassbender robot just thinking about things is my favorite part. xxp

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

I have twice managed to turn to the movie just as Charlize is threatening to unplug Fassbender

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link

I want a prequel to the prequel that is just david putzing around on earth with vickers coming in every once in a while to throw him around the room

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link

I love Charlize in everything though. I watched Snow White and the Huntsman the other week and she was so great I ended very disappointed that she didn't succeed in murdering Kristen Stewart. xp

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

hahaha that was our exact reaction to Snow White and the Huntsman (ps we saw that in the theater)

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link

we also spent a lot of time making Jon HUNTSMAN jokes

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link

I mean, Kristen Stewart is such a mumbling neurasthenic that I can't see how anyone could possibly root for her. Deliciously evil kickass magic Queen ftw.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

my favorite part of prometheus is still when the alien dude rips off the android's head and clubs the old man to death with it

mh, Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

haha yes that was also great

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

Charlize Theron was so ANGRY in this, it was awesome

loved it when she set that dude on fire

It was. But she DIDN'T SET THE MOVIE ON FIRE.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

they should do a US remake of this starring theron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDXfs4oxf7o

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link

still love this, showing up tomorrow via netflix so i can hang out with it once again now that i have a bluray player that isnt total horseshit

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link

Woah, is there something that announces what's coming soon to netflix?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

oh shit, sorry, i am getting it on disc.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link

http://instantwatcher.com/

Gukbe, Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

Ha ha, this movie.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link

I wish Snowwhite and the Huntsman was Kristen Stewart and a giant hunstman spider

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link

I played the huntsman in our town panto and i still regret not killing snow white one night just to see

haha i was so mad about this movie but it seems to have been righty consigned to oblivion so i can safely just forget about it

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 26 April 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link

...or can you?

http://io9.com/is-the-prometheus-sequel-stalled-out-just-because-nobod-461244398

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 April 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link

lol

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 26 April 2013 04:21 (ten years ago) link

Sources close to the sequel have told Bloody Disgusting that the studio and (Ridley) Scott are literally “freaking out” over how to continue the story of Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace), and are taking pitches from basically anyone who can crack the story*.

OK, while i feel ILX would have a lot to offer them on this, this story seems kind of like a bunch of nonsense. Would it really be that big of a problem? Or, like, worse than the problems plaguing the movie they just made?

Was hoping the URL indicated an article titled "Is The Prometheus Sequel Stalled Out Just Because Nobody Wants To See A Sequel To Prometheus?"

Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 April 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link

how do you do a movie with an ending where they're like "we're going to the alien planet now, look out for the sequel!" and not have any idea how to do the sequel, i just can't

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 26 April 2013 04:51 (ten years ago) link

omg guys this can be like a New Yorker cartoon caption competition

Gukbe, Friday, 26 April 2013 04:51 (ten years ago) link

just make it about going to the alien planet and fighting more of those dudes, how hard is it

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 26 April 2013 04:51 (ten years ago) link

Would be cool if ridley scott is just faking writer's block to avoid making this movie.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 April 2013 04:55 (ten years ago) link

There are so many ways to continue this story, to varying degrees of bullshit.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 April 2013 05:08 (ten years ago) link

I want a prequel to the prequel that is just david putzing around on earth with vickers coming in every once in a while to throw him around the room

― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:58 PM (Yesterday)

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, 26 April 2013 05:09 (ten years ago) link

Like, just have whatshername's ship crash back on that planet, with the alien and Fassbender's head, then have someone come to rescue her and here we go again.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 April 2013 05:12 (ten years ago) link

Give it to james cameron

needs HD 3D helmets being took off and put on again

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 April 2013 07:42 (ten years ago) link

want to get right inside the experience of what it's like to be a helmet

we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 April 2013 07:42 (ten years ago) link

Oh...?

I just don't get how, after this movie, which sucked and makes no sense, they'd be stumped with a follow-up. Here are some other ideas that would be just as good:

Charlize survived and develops a rapport with the alien

-girl survivor turns into a space giraffe, aliens put her in a zoo

-Alien morphs into a human and runs for president

-God intervenes, is impregnated by alien, gives birth to alien god

-Survivor ship lands on Mars, finds the planet is already populated by an army of Davids, who have been terrforming Mars and carving out rivers. And alien falls into the river, turning it into an alien river. Then we find out this was centuries ago, and Mars is an infected alien planet, but contemporary earth was interested in going to Mars, but oh no! don't go to Mars, it is an alien planet ruled by an alien god! Turn back! No! Agggghhhh!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 April 2013 11:48 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY

INT. fox studios boardroom

r|t|c, Friday, 26 April 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link

omg guys this can be like a New Yorker cartoon caption competition

― Gukbe, Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:51 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Prometheus 2: Christ, What an Asshole.

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

'antimetheus'

meetwood.flac (S-), Monday, 13 May 2013 06:49 (ten years ago) link

;_; estela beat u to that one sry

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2013 09:29 (ten years ago) link

really ? :( I even ctrl-f'd the thread for it

meetwood.flac (S-), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link

She's v subtle, that one

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 08:44 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

anyone seen this since

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

i've not been that depressed

Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

I actually think this movie has the potential to end depression.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 October 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/P8bkgVB.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 7 October 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link

dog with cigar voiced by that other guy, not the president from independence day, you know the guy, would have improved this 100%

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link

i'm halfway through reading this thread but the question that keeps on sticking in my mind is why does the big kahuna gray dude run all the way across the field to the nice jettisoned human ship after his horseshoe ship crashes

乒乓, Monday, 7 October 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link

thats yr question?

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

seems to me if my ship just got rammed by another ship and i crashed down to land, first thing i'd be going for is the other side's insurance info

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link

let's go straight to the source:

The Engineer lies motionless. Is he DEAD?
NO. He moves now. Slow at first -- an ACCIDENT VICTIM...
but finally manages to SIT UP. HE PULLS OFF HIS DAMAGED
HELMET, puts his hand to his TEMPLE --
BLOOD. The God is actually HURT.
And this makes him ANGRY

He rises to his FULL HEIGHT NOW, FEET STRIDING PAST DAVID’S
HEAD as The Engineer approaches a CONSOLE -- A combination of
WAVES AND SNAPS ACTIVATES --
AN EXTERIOR VIDEO ARRAY
A 360 DEGREE VIEW of the area OUTSIDE OF THE JUGGERNAUT. We
see the SETTING SUN. The flaming WRECKAGE of the MAGELLAN.
But most IMPORTANTLY?
We see a PERSON. Walking away from the ship. Tiny in the
vastness of the desert -- But now the Engineer ZOOMS IN. And
there’s no mistaking who it is --
SHAW

And as we look into the Engineer’s DARK, DARK EYES as he SEES
HER... Perhaps the only survivor of the ship that has KNOCKED
HIM FROM THE HEAVENS, WE SMASH TO

EXT. PLANET, CRASH SITE, VICKERS’ MODULE - DUSK

Number None, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link

LIIIINNNNDEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link

also: atmosphere inside ship was normalized to earth's atmosphere, humans could breathe, etc. - but all the space jockeys wore their elephant suits, except fro the gray dude, who didn't need it.

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link

i have no recollection of this movie i realise, shaw is not george bernard i suppose

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link

perhaps this will refresh your memory

INT. TENT - NIGHT
BLACK.
A BURST OF STATIC -- Then... SOMEONE leaning over camera --
Turning it on.
It’s SHAW. She is dirty, but sexily so.

Number None, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link

now i'm getting robert

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 01:02 (ten years ago) link

One of the pre-Lindelof drafts of the script by John Speihts leaked right around the time the movie came out on dvd. It was actually pretty good. A bit too prequel-y, but it had a lot of cool scenes and ideas. Plus it actually made sense.

Lindelof really deserves every ounce of shit he's gotten

goth drama is universal (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link

i'm halfway through reading this thread but the question that keeps on sticking in my mind is why does the big kahuna gray dude run all the way across the field to the nice jettisoned human ship after his horseshoe ship crashes

― 乒乓, Monday, October 7, 2013 7:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thats yr question?

― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, October 7, 2013 8:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Good premise for a sequel imo, humanity outfits a space expedition to tackle the ultimate mysteries of life itself the motives of the characters in Prometheus

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link

what about "vengeful creator species returns to Earth to hunt down and crush everybody responsible for Prometheus?"

Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 06:21 (ten years ago) link

running the 'experiments' on the head was really stupid too

the equivalent being, like

*find perfectly preserved mammoth head in frozen siberian tundra*

*stick a hot electric needle into it just to see what happens*

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

id imagine that this is p much how a person of lindelhof's world view feels about scientists tho

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

The head thing was also one of the dumbest allusions to the original Alien. It'd been cool if they'd tried to recreate the kinda-obvious cut between the mannequin head and Ian Holm covered in milky goo.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/G0FQTqN.jpg

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

INT. SPACECRAFT - SLEEP WING

A SLEEP POD quietly opens.
Out steps a MAN. But not just any man. It's -
DAMON LINDELOF.

LINDELOFF takes a few tentative stretches, then he TAKES OFF HIS OWN HEAD.
HE IS A ROBOT! AND HE IS YELLING! HE IS YELLING AT US TO ...

Lindeloff: Turn back!

His DISEMBODIED HEAD then VOMITS. Out comes a SCREENPLAY, followed by PILES OF MONEY, like a Satanic ATM.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Would wear

http://i.imgur.com/Ut7pvAw.jpg

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link

Is there talk of a follow up being in production or anything? Or was it considered too much of a disaster? Seemed to be deliberately setting itself up for a sequel.
Have to go and see another to see if its as good/bad as this.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link

Seemed to be deliberately setting itself up for a sequel.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5VqKDR34LSI/UL__EWqHk2I/AAAAAAAAFqM/Clk4a-xjvsw/s1600/alien_poster.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

Well yeah, but I thought she (Noomi Rapace) was off to roam the universe and deliver hurt unto the bastard Alien types with her sidekick David, a reconnected head. For thinking they was like God and shit.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

Hundreds of years pass ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

hurt, iirc, gets delivered unto the bastard alien types in the 1979 movie?

mind totally brown (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

heh

i am curious #yolo (wins), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

Scott is apparently doing a sequel sans Lindelof

Number None, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link

a bastard alien type gets delivered through John Hurt in that 1979 film but it's a different species.

Certainly looked at the end of Prometheus as though they intended to continue the story of the character played by Noomi Rapace. IMDB has an entry for a Prometheus 2 but not fully populated, so I am still wondering if that is on the books even if it is backburnered.

Was Prometheus thought to be a success on any level? Box office or critical or other audience-wise? Or was it just a mess that people went to see out of curiosity over the Ripley trilogy or quadrilogy or whatever.
& it probably was a better film than the Alien Vs Predator ones wasn't it, somebody probably already says that earlier in the thread.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link

it was a total success in being a huge wasteful clusterfuck and generating a great ilx thread

mind totally brown (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link

i think the AVP had such low expectations that people (incl. james cameron) were almost pleasantly surprised by it.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link

Was Prometheus thought to be a success on any level? Box office or critical or other audience-wise?

― Stevolende, Tuesday, December 10, 2013 4:57 PM (44 minutes ago)

Rotten Tomatoes = 74% (269 critical reviews), 69% audience
Metacritic = 65/100
IMDB = 7.1/10

Box Office
Worldwide Gross: $404M
Budget: $180M

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

lol fanboys will suck up any shit, proven by science again and again

Scotch Derek (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link

I watched Alien the other day and the scene with the navigator in the boneship is so haunting

cardamon, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link

This (Prometheus) is so unnecessary – everything that matters is there in that scene in Alien

cardamon, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link

Kind of more of a dilution of the franchise than AvP because it comes so much closer to being worthwhile

cardamon, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

nah there can't be a frame in AvP that's less worthwhile than this idiot joke

Scotch Derek (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link

and i say this assuming that AvP is shite for manchildren

Scotch Derek (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link

The thing with AvP is that the film taps into the lowest possible level of the Alien franchise – some execs clearly got together, looked up two Classic Movie Monsters, and put them together, much like they've been doing for years (Dracula vs Werewolf vs Swamp Man or whatever). As far as AvP is concerned, the Giger alien is just another movie monster with a set of abilities that we know about before we watch the film, it impregnates people like how Dracula drinks blood and the Mummy wears bandages.

IIRC you also see the alien's foot several times in the film which shows what level we're working on. AvP (and Alien Resurrection) might be bad films but they don't go anywhere near the parts of Alien that actually matter.

Whereas Prometheus ...

cardamon, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link

And it's also sad how much that was supposedly clever and revelatory (and which fell flat) in Prometheus was just a retread of AvP. I mean, they both feature the ageing/dying original Weyland on a quest to find alien answers, and discover the secret creators/rulers of humanity. In Prometheus they're space jockeys, in AvP they're Predators, and in neither case were the answers worth the viewing.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:10 (ten years ago) link

I'll take trash (AVP) over garbage (this)

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link

Are there any good films where it turns out that aliens created people? With the exception of Quatermass & The Pit I can't think of any

cardamon, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 06:42 (ten years ago) link

2001 bro (ok yeah you can split hairs about what constitutes "creation" but c'mon now)

it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 07:23 (ten years ago) link

From watching the lengthy making-of documentary on this, it's clear that the entire production was rushed due to a tight turnaround. The design departments managed to pull off - and I still think it looks great - but the script is, obviously, just a completely badly thought through, underdeveloped shambles, and Ridley Scott himself made a lot of bad choices on top of it (not least the last minute decision to back away from Prometheus being a straight ahead prequel to Alien). I don't hate it; I like the look of it, and the design, I like Fassbender and Theron, and I like the Forbidden Planet-y space exploration vibe, but it's massively frustrating, story wise.

AVP is just noise.

DavidM, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

A well designed, well acted prequel to a great franchise that has a piece of shit script is much more worthy of scorn than a knockoff avp type reboot

tracked like on pirate bay (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

tbf i did think it explored the theme of helmets rather well

shillelagh law (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

lindelof with insider fuckin knowledge there obv

tracked like on pirate bay (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

i'm hoping they make another one to go into that whole area of taking your boots off and putting them back on again

shillelagh law (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link

They covered that suit stuff pretty well in "Gravity," don't know if it will ever be done better.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

god i love this ridiculous movie

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

I agree that AVP at least delivered what it promised - dumb schlock. It's still a headache to actually sit through though.

The whole of Prometheus needs to be redubbed with an entirely different script.

DavidM, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

YOU need to be redubbed with an entirely different script

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

this movie really stuck with me, remember the whole thing v clearly

not sure if that means it's quality but ...

the late great, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

I will go and watch the sequel in 2015

cardamon, Thursday, 12 December 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link

yeah, I agree that AvP was quite trashy dumbness but this was insultingly stupid, to the point where I just started openly laughing during the idiot autodoc sequence

This was bad enough that Lindelof had to respond on Twitter to the RedLetterMedia guys jubilantly trashing him so much

An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Thursday, 12 December 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link

"had to"

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 12 December 2013 06:34 (ten years ago) link

'Twas a most thorough drubbing

An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Thursday, 12 December 2013 06:47 (ten years ago) link

god i love this ridiculous movie

god i love *this* ridiculous movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0

Scuse me while I kiss this guy correspondent (ledge), Thursday, 12 December 2013 10:29 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBaKqOMGPWc

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 December 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link

Benjamin Button & Super Vagina

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

Dark Horse is putting out a whole interlocking line of Alien, Predator, AvP and Prometheus comics soon. Because:

lol fanboys will suck up any shit, proven by science again and again

Sticky Gary (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link

fuck, let's hope they can reconcile the timelines...

Number None, Friday, 13 December 2013 03:31 (ten years ago) link

pred ship

mh, Friday, 13 December 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link

Someone might be able to do something with Prometheus in comic book form

cardamon, Friday, 13 December 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link

It's certainly easier to just throw in the trash.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

there are really 3500 posts abt this?

if i were feeling generous i'd call it a missed opportunity.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:33 (ten years ago) link

I thought the same thing but then I watched the movie

, Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:44 (ten years ago) link

just so many simple things done poorly

call all destroyer, Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:49 (ten years ago) link

i was one of the poor simple things done when i paid to see this shit

is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:57 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz9WeLWauQQ

kind of great use of the Prometheus trailer music/genre, if a bit long. Would always rather watch The Black Hole in any case.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 February 2014 00:58 (ten years ago) link

Neat trailer. I always like it when people cut together modern-style trailers for older films.

President Frankenstein (kingfish), Sunday, 2 February 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link

recently watched all the hours of making-of stuff on my alien and blade runner DVDs; what happened after 1983 to turn ridley scott into such a boring old fart?

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 13 February 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link

i mean, he really knew his shit back then, thought everything through really clearly and cleverly, had heaps of great ideas. now we're going to get Blade Runner 2 and it will be awful.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 13 February 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

March 2016 for the sequel. Ridley Scott returning. Writer of the...er...Green Lantern taking a pass at the script.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/03/24/ridley-scott-to-shoot-multi-fassbender-prometheus-2-this-year-green-lantern-writer-on-board/

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 02:50 (ten years ago) link

ridley, dude...wtf are you doing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 02:57 (ten years ago) link

Prometheus II: Duometheus

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:34 (ten years ago) link

i dunno that the Ridley thing is a shock because the quality of his output has been...not great? (i say this as a massive Kingdom of Heaven apologist)

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link

I just hope we find out that his Exodus movie is also an Alien prequel

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link

Prometheus II: Now With New Boring

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:43 (ten years ago) link

Maybe they'll make it with no sound this time so we can just admire Ridley's space-pretty

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:44 (ten years ago) link

still love this movie :-/

ryan, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 04:52 (ten years ago) link

adorable :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 04:54 (ten years ago) link

eh why the hell not

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 05:34 (ten years ago) link

Basically if this is to be any good (it won't be obv) it has two options: go the full-on sci-fi horror route or take the lazily invoked religious hooha from Prometheus one and push it to the extreme (i.e. GIMMME GIGER PLANET RULED BY TALKING ZARDOZ HEAD WITH VAGINA MOUTH)

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 05:46 (ten years ago) link

prometheus vs predator

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 08:52 (ten years ago) link

discussing this with my son the other day but we thought Fassbender was going to duck out and we came up with excellent ditch-the-head storylines, anyhoo the upshot was on the one hand i wanna see this in the cinema to get the full blast of hilarity but on the other hand i don't think anybody shd be encouraging this tool by giving him more money

nah, really, great post (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 08:54 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, I would be happier if Scott keeps on making incoherent-but-gorgeous hot sci-fi messes like Prometheus rather than the boooring historical epics he's been churning out since the 90s.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 09:04 (ten years ago) link

LV-426: Conquest of Paradise

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 10:03 (ten years ago) link

Will noomi ridley of this somnolent scott

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 10:18 (ten years ago) link

feel like gremlins > gremlins 2 would be a good template for the direction of this seprequel

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:12 (ten years ago) link

PROMETHEUS 2: ANTIMETHEUS

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:38 (ten years ago) link

as always, estela said it first, soz

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:39 (ten years ago) link

i have you all killfiled, this is just high tech doodling for me tbrr

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:40 (ten years ago) link

tbrr if you've killfiled estela AND me then there's absolutely no justification for being on ilx at all imo

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:42 (ten years ago) link

I've killfiled every single person on ilx I'm just guessing that the conversation itt has turned to killfiling at this point

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, I would be happier if Scott keeps on making incoherent-but-gorgeous hot sci-fi messes like Prometheus rather than the boooring historical epics he's been churning out since the 90s.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, March 25, 2014 9:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Really want a Counsellor/Prometheus crossover

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link

my thursday evenings were a counsellor/prometheus crossover for three months after losing €8 on this

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

this movie still rules h8 u all

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link

oh it rules something alright

nah, really, great post (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 17:52 (ten years ago) link

it rules h8, i think jjjusten has shown that conclusively

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:09 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/0SCD45K.jpg

Bad execution but I lol'd

, Thursday, 17 April 2014 07:35 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Was expecting ''but-he-has-no-idea-why''

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:43 (nine years ago) link

but-he-has-no-idea-what-the-first-one-was-even-about

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:45 (nine years ago) link

but-he-has-no-idea-why-the-scientist-in-the-first-one-made-the-most-incredible-discovery-in-the-history-of-mankind-and-then-promptly-went-back-to-the-spaceship-to-sulk-and-play-pool-because-he-didnt-see-any-actual-aliens-in-like-his-first-thirty-seconds-of-poking-around

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link

Don't forget him being inexplicably racist against robots!

In a movie with a lot of stupid things in it that character and fake Tom Hardy's performance were probably the most ill-conceived. Like I can take the rest as a gorgeous dumbass genre movie but that character really, really grates.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 May 2014 06:00 (nine years ago) link

this isn't the dumbest movie ever but it's the most infuriatingly dumb maybe

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 May 2014 06:16 (nine years ago) link

it's the kind of dumb that creeps up on you

like, innocently asks for help loading a couch & then BAM you're trapped in a well

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 06:20 (nine years ago) link

It rubs the black goo on its skin

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 May 2014 06:24 (nine years ago) link

or it gets the giant space wheel again

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 06:25 (nine years ago) link

i think that after all this time people with all sorts of attitudes to the movie are still in this thread marvelling at how unbelievably stupid it is, is testament to how unbelievably fucking stupid it is

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 May 2014 08:08 (nine years ago) link

"We did 121 hours of Lost. Arguably only 15 to 20 of them were subpar, bordering on turds. It would be great to pretend those episodes never happened, but I love the fact that we're still talking about Nikki and Paulo," Lindelof told Esquire.

"Sometimes the mistake, the thing that wasn't good, is the thing that's really part of the legacy of a show like ours."

r|t|c, Sunday, 11 May 2014 09:22 (nine years ago) link

this fuckin guy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link

Itching to go all Godwin's Law on that last quote...

StanM, Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

only 15 to 20, more or less an entire season, almost turds but arguably not turds

^ artistic manifesto

j., Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

I really liked Prometheus. I watched five times in the first month after I saw it. I would still sit down and watch it any time. I found out from some Cracked article that pedants hated it for pedantic reasons and so I am choosing not to read this thread.

just like the one wing dove (Crabbits), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link

Robot just riding a BMX in circles shooting hoops by himself.
Cool!

just like the one wing dove (Crabbits), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link

it rules, f the haters!

ryan, Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link

history will... not vindicate you

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link

It's nice that everyone hates it; it means I got the used Blu-Ray for $5.

just like the one wing dove (Crabbits), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link

I talk a lot of shit about it but I don't actually hate it. Not completely anyway.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

history will... not vindicate you

"I was wrong, I was SO wrong!"

ryan, Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link

You know what be cool is if this turned out to be a prequel set in the Idiocracy universe

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link

i just watched this again. it's great! i think someone on this thread said that they liked the way it smushed together a bunch of different types of horror movie-that's what i like the most about it. the scene where the lil proto-facehugger kills the two guys is so great. it's a type of scene that's in every monster movie ever-human discovers monster, monster shows what it can do-and the execution is perfect. there's just something about the tempo of it. the way the gruesomeness ramps up so fast, cramming so many horrible things-having a creature tighten itself on you. getting your arm broken, getting attacked by something, being suffocated, having a hostile entity invade your body, having plastic melt onto your face, having something forced down your throat-into a 30-second span but making it feel organic and scary. and then i love the way you don't find out what exactly happened to them for awhile.

slam dunk, Sunday, 11 May 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link

another great monster movie moment: when the second guy turns up at the entrance to the spaceship, alive, but with his body contorted into that horrible position that seems to be giving him no discomfort, and the other guy's dawning realization that something really fucked up has happened. and then he stands up!

slam dunk, Monday, 12 May 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

i think if stephen king ever updates danse macabre he would write about that scene. the only people behaving dumbly part that really bugs me is charlize theron at the end running away from what is basically a giant wheel. like if that was really happening i think your first instinct would not be to run in a straight line directly in it's path. maybe run a dogleg. something.

slam dunk, Monday, 12 May 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link

To be fair, I don't know a lot about horror movies or anything, but this is a great horror movie.

ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Monday, 12 May 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link

Honestly, I do wonder if this is a fight that breaks down on horror nerd/sci fi nerd/film dork lines. I'm actually mystified by the level of hate people have towards this movie, and a couple of you tend to have good taste, so I'm trying to work out why I think it's super solid and you all don't, which is why I'm guessing it has a lot to do with your approach etc

ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Monday, 12 May 2014 03:18 (nine years ago) link

It's probably similar to the way Star Wars fans hate the prequels

, Monday, 12 May 2014 03:32 (nine years ago) link

can we settle this with a dance battle y/n

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 May 2014 03:32 (nine years ago) link

Well the answer to that is always yes duh

ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Monday, 12 May 2014 03:46 (nine years ago) link

XP alien fans (oh hi dere) would better serve their energy by hating the shitbag AVP movies though honestly.

ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Monday, 12 May 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link

Yeah but everybody knew those were gonna be trash

We had a small hope that Ridley Scott would have done something worthy of the mythos

Like unfortunately every time you see the original Space Jockey in Alien you're just gonna think of Powder

, Monday, 12 May 2014 03:50 (nine years ago) link

I've never seen Powder, so I just think "a big bald white guy"

Slumdog Baseballionaire (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 May 2014 03:54 (nine years ago) link

Wait so are people sad because space jockey wasn't terrible cgi squid head?

I am so confused by this reaction across the board.

ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Monday, 12 May 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link

The point is they should never haver revealed the Space Jockey at all and focused on something else for this pointless prequel

, Monday, 12 May 2014 04:08 (nine years ago) link

creepy apple robot ads were great.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 May 2014 04:17 (nine years ago) link

I really liked Prometheus. I watched five times in the first month after I saw it. I would still sit down and watch it any time. I found out from some Cracked article that pedants hated it for pedantic reasons and so I am choosing not to read this thread.

― just like the one wing dove (Crabbits), Sunday, May 11, 2014 8:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a lot of people love Battleship too

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 04:34 (nine years ago) link

Wait so are people sad because space jockey wasn't terrible cgi squid head?

I am so confused by this reaction across the board.

― ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Monday, May 12, 2014 4:05 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well not having a squid head is ridiculous retconning on its own (the helmet just happened to look like bones!), but having him turn out to just be a tall guy with a sick gym bod and pale skin is stupid. Having him drink something and turn into DNA is stupid. Having his DNA be "identical" to ours is stupid.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 04:39 (nine years ago) link

So

You accept a world where huge aliens exist, but only if their heads don't look like people. And this whole DNA thing is ridiculous, but blood made of acid is completely within the biological rules. Huh.

ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Monday, 12 May 2014 05:21 (nine years ago) link

Acid blood is cool as shit, is the thing

, Monday, 12 May 2014 05:26 (nine years ago) link

You can have any imagined present you like in yr SciFi movie.

Just dont explain it if yr explanation is going to annoy everyone.

The acid blood alien/dna powder gym buffs/future intergalactical travel etc etc arent the problem here ito what the audience will swallow while maintaining goodwill. It's the behaviour of the friggin humans (with whom we are meant to identify) that leaves me smh, wtmc & fmsats.

Kill lindelhof slowly over heat and euthanize Scott.

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Monday, 12 May 2014 06:04 (nine years ago) link

^^^

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 May 2014 06:14 (nine years ago) link

lol pointing out that this film and everything that happens in it is fucking idiotic is hardly "TEARS DONT LOOK LIKE THAT IN SPACE" pedantry

wins, Monday, 12 May 2014 06:14 (nine years ago) link

I like the "you suspended disbelief once so nothing is ever dumb" reasoning too

wins, Monday, 12 May 2014 06:16 (nine years ago) link

^^^^

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 May 2014 06:16 (nine years ago) link

makes more sense to praise this in terms of (po-faced) surrealism than it does in terms of effective SF/Horror tropes

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 May 2014 06:18 (nine years ago) link

unless you complete ignore moments like "lol i was hiding on my spaceship all along, also i hired idiots for the lulz"

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 May 2014 06:19 (nine years ago) link

maybe it's like Star Wars and none of them are humans so are not obliged to behave in any way like humans

the harder i think about this it is kinda like some Ionesco thing with a bunch of random strangers all doing their own thing and not interacting on any level

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 May 2014 06:21 (nine years ago) link

or the random improvisations of a couple of 4 year-olds playing space monsters and making it up as they go along

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 May 2014 06:23 (nine years ago) link

having been given a shakey verbal account of the original Alien movie by a big brother who'd seen the trailer on Youtube

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 May 2014 06:24 (nine years ago) link

ya like... i can totally accept "the force" as a thing, but you try telling me the force exists because of high midichlorian counts in people's blood and i'm going to jump out the window

just because a story has fantastical elements doesnt mean that literally everything that happens in it is beyond criticism

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 12 May 2014 06:37 (nine years ago) link

"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it's a complete mess"

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Monday, 12 May 2014 08:30 (nine years ago) link

This movie is probably just unintentional nü-camp

(Having never ever read anything Kael ever wrote on camp or having even seen any movie commonly categorized as camp)

, Monday, 12 May 2014 08:44 (nine years ago) link

And this whole DNA thing is ridiculous, but blood made of acid is completely within the biological rules.
― ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Monday, May 12, 2014 5:21 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the only wildly implausible thing in Alien was that it grew so fast (with seemingly no food). Prometheus has like 94 of these things.

Which would be more acceptable if it was campy fun, but instead it wants to be next 2001.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 08:49 (nine years ago) link

u mad doggie?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 09:23 (nine years ago) link

I watched it yesterday for the first time. Mostly it was just boring and incoherent. Bad script, moronic characters, awkward dialogue. "The kind of dumb that creeps up on you," totally. But as gore it was pretty good, especially on the classic Alien themes: horror of pregnancy, the alien as a parasitic parody of childbirth. The surgical tube scene with the self-administered C-section. That was great!

It's funny how this movie is so incredibly awkward and repressed when it tries to handle normal sex (Elba's "Are you a robot?"), but gleefully gruesome at horrific symbolizations of sex and reproduction.

jmm, Monday, 12 May 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link

this movie is so incredibly awkward and repressed when it tries to handle normal sex (Elba's "Are you a robot?"), but gleefully gruesome at horrific symbolizations of sex and reproduction

this is really true

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link

maybe it would help if we imagine everyone is a humanoid bee

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 May 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link

tbf i don't think that's an accident

Nhex, Monday, 12 May 2014 14:02 (nine years ago) link

that it would help if we imagine everyone is a humanoid bee?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link

Wait you're not a humanoid bee?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 May 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link

I believe he's an apian human iirc

Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Monday, 12 May 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link

subtle but important distinction, only one of them has a fatal sting

Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Monday, 12 May 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link

i'm an undercover hymenopteran

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

I don't see how anything in a sci-fi movie can be "too weird" when human men shoot DNA out of their, er, well, you know.

StanM, Monday, 12 May 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

Their split dick slits?

, Monday, 12 May 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

I can find no fault with this movie because takes the francis crick panspermia thesis and then brilliantly makes it an accident!

ryan, Monday, 12 May 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link

i also don't see how anyone in a sci-fi movie can be "too stupid" when you look at what supposedly responsible people in the real world do on the reg

like, the mapping expert, he's got this incredible tech, this hover-sphere that explores every surface and beams its topology back to the ship - well OF COURSE he's the one who immediately gets lost

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link

I think the complaint is really about the characters not being very well-drawn. In alien, nancy cartwright's character literally blocks the path between the flamethrower and the alien, but everyone in that movie (even jonesy!) feels like a lived-in person, so you can buy whatever stupidity goes on, but in prometheus, the characters are conveniences to the plot, and you can see when they do invest some time, like in the robot, you can accept and even speculate about whatever weird or inexplicable things he does without immediately chalking it up to bad writing. So the real complaint is for a kind of insulting laziness to the enterprise, and it's easier to point out and pile on visible traces of that, like weyland's sloppy old age makeup rather than guy pierce not inhabiting the role, and not being given much of a role to inhabit.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 May 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

i honestly dont think that if you dont get that these are really badly-written characters there's nothing i can say to convince you

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

In alien, nancy cartwright's character literally blocks the path between the flamethrower and the alien

http://cdn.splitsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/etgohome1.jpg

Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

i mean you can keep twisting yourself in knots interpreting the movie as like... a wry commentary on the ineptness of cave surveyors or something but at that point its almost fanfic

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

no, i literally thought it was hilarious that the dude got lost. that's not fanfic that was my gut reaction.

i believe you when you say the characters are badly written (i care a lot about acting but i'm not In The Biz and i don't really think in such technical terms about scripts). i just don't think i care that much, or even notice, when the movie is as ridiculously entertaining to me as this one is (cf. pacific rim, lots of others)

i mean, in aliens vasquez and gorman barely qualified as sketches of people; the gung-ho cigar chomping sergeant, i mean, was he "well written"? (i dunno, i'd say no.)

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link

i would say yes.

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link

im literally repeating lines those characters said all the time some 30 years after i first saw that movie.

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link

in prometheus, the characters are conveniences to the plot

but the plot is great! "people do dumb shit, chaos ensues."

ryan, Monday, 12 May 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link

it is crazy how many times this exact moment has played out on ILX, over more than a decade now. some people say "yay i like this thing! not even really sure why, let me try to explain!" and a bunch of other people say "your comments just prove that you don't understand why it's shit"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link

s1ocki keep in mind that it is very very difficult in 2014 for any media object to attain the sort of iconic status that major media projects in the mid-1980s did, no matter how well-written its characters

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link

its like we're ripley and you guys are the weyland-yutani execs and we just can't convince you that going back to LV426 is a good idea

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link

you mean a bad idea presumably!

s1ocki i think... you need to take your script-splainin' to a thread that wants it

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

haha yes. I DO MEAN THAT.

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

The only thing this movie is missing is an early scene where every character gets really high, then it would make more sense.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 May 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

it's true in aliens they are caricatures, but the actors (especially the guy playing apone) take to them with gusto and breathe life into them where even the throwaway characters get weird tributes to them later.
(I found out recently that the dropship pilot is a meme now)

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 May 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

she has like five lines in the movie and four of them are some video game catchphrase.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 May 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

s1ocki keep in mind that it is very very difficult in 2014 for any media object to attain the sort of iconic status that major media projects in the mid-1980s did

I've been wondering about this off & on lately; is there a year that pop-culture changed, or did it take a full decade? Like, there's a somewhen in there between the popularization of the internet and enough studio/media execs finally realizing that they should just make stuff aimed at the audience obsessed with nerd shit, since their consumption habits are the most predictably monetized?

Also, something about the increased output of genre flicks, where you'd have one or two in a season that could stand alone until the next one hit.

Like 95-05, maybe?

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

the actors (especially the guy playing apone) take to them with gusto and breathe life into them

this is totally true. i sort of chalk this up to the era, there was a looseness allowed to 80s action and comedy acting that's maybe a hangover of the freebootin' 70s? in any case, possibly because of CGI, possibly because of other, deeper, more insidious circumstances about what the vibe on a big budget film set is like in 2014, it just seems like you so rarely get the kind of jackass goofery that makes a movie feel fun and real (cf. star wars prequels as a prime example)

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

People writing about Minority Report in 2002(Christ, that was 12 years ago) was the first time I can remember explicit commentary that Hollywood treated sci-fi in general(and PKD in particular) as a framework of just a buncha shit that happens to hang explosion on, original story be damned.

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link

sorry s1ocki, i always like reading you except when you are trying to harsh my vibe

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

s1ocki keep in mind that it is very very difficult in 2014 for any media object to attain the sort of iconic status that major media projects in the mid-1980s did

what? are you saying people don't quote movies lines and song lyrics and stuff anymore? if anything we live in a much more meme-ified culture!

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

sorry s1ocki, i always like reading you except when you are trying to harsh my vibe

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, May 12, 2014 12:41 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i consider this playful volleying and i hope you feel the same!

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

With the performances of Aliens, I wonder how much of it was the life experiences if the filmmakers. Ridley Scott talked about the success and look of Star Wars allowing him to make a movie about "truckers in space," so now you have a sequel made by an actual ex-trucker

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link

I have poorly formed idea that I don't know is even true or not but

maybe the loosey-gooseyness of the first movie and the fun that the actors had with the character is more of an indication that ridley was more open to them doing that, same way Lucas was, because it's early in their career and they haven't been ridden into town as heroes with parades in their name and they legit don't know if what they're doing is even going to work

whereas 30 year on and their names are carved into mount rushmore and what they want is treated as gospel and maybe not even really questioned and THAT's why there's a sort of, lifelessness because the actors are filling the requirements of what's on paper and no-one's really asking them to bring any humanity to anything because it's assumed that everything's there on paper

idk

I'm totally talking out of my ass

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

i mean you can keep twisting yourself in knots interpreting the movie as like... a wry commentary on the ineptness of cave surveyors or something but at that point its almost fanfic

i dunno, it's not really fanfic if what is objectively presented in the movie is scientists being idiots--it's only natural to sorta accept that these scientists are idiots (or more charitably, reckless and naive) as a basic framework for the movie. there's not a single human character with anything approaching wisdom, caution, or humility

ryan, Monday, 12 May 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

and yeah vegemitegrrl otm.

ryan, Monday, 12 May 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

No, no, there's something there. With Star Wars, you had a cast and production crew who had nooooo problem just ignoring Lucas' under-direction style(Harrison Ford especially, to the point of explicitly telling the more fresh-faced Hamill to do the same).

Empire had a stronger director, and Lucas on the other side of the planet making this movie with Spielberg.

By the time of Jedi, Lucas is in full control and on-set a lot, plus going thru a divorce with the one person in Hollywood who could tell him him "no." Previous important people like Gary Kurtz had just gotten upset and quit.

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

i actually thought about this movie recently because i came across a discussion of a bit in aeschylus's "prometheus bound" where apparently (i haven't read it) prometheus claims that, in addition to everything else, he gave mankind the "capacity for blind hope as a way of forestalling doom."

ryan, Monday, 12 May 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

i think for your reading to make sense, the movie would have to be operating in the mode of satire (which it clearly is not), or i guess be some sort of cautionary "ship of fools" fable, which it also doesn't really seem to be. i think the movie honestly believes these are the smartest scientists around and yet makes them do dumb things to advance the plot.

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link

dumb scientists could totally work, but you'd need a cost-cutting weyland at the helm instead of the guy who outfits his ship like a luxury yacht.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 May 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

well i certainly do admit there's a weird tension (possibly incoherence) in the movie in which it doesn't seem to know what it's about at times.

ryan, Monday, 12 May 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link

well i certainly do admit there's a weird tension (possibly incoherence) in the movie in which it doesn't seem to know what it's about at times.
--ryan

:: strokes chin ::

LINDELOF!!!

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

could certainly have used, right after mapper dude says he's lost, yaphet kotto rolling his eyes

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

Interesting talk abt suspension of disbelief upthread.

There were times when I thought this film believed in itself too much, and other times when it didn't believe in itself enough. Whereas perhaps a good fantasy film should do the opposite, not be too leaden and serious about itself, but also really believe in itself at the crucial times.

cardamon, Monday, 12 May 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link

One of the things that perhaps Scott should have just 'believed in' being the simple symbolic power of the mysterious image of the navigator found dead in the boneship in Alien - that one scene tells a huge story in a flash: here's this obviously huge and powerful being, that has fallen. Scene could just have been left there, if Scott had 'believed' in it, but unfortunately he 'believed' it was possible to make a good film out of explaining it. Etc.

Actually Prometheus is sort of 'Scooby Doo ghost is actually an irritable carney performer' moment writ large isn't it.

cardamon, Monday, 12 May 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link

i thought wakened Powder dude was satisfyingly violent and inscrutable. as i said before, i tht the greatest moment in the movie was when old millionaire finally comes face to face with the creature he thinks can grant him eternal life or whatever and the alien just fucking houses him

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

What was the deal with the giant head sculpture in the biological containment room place? And the mural on the ceiling that was changing?

I have lots of questions about this movie.

jmm, Monday, 12 May 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link

the giant head sculpture was a giant head

the mural on the ceiling changed

~cool depth to the movie~

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link

i thought wakened Powder dude was satisfyingly violent and inscrutable. as i said before, i tht the greatest moment in the movie was when old millionaire finally comes face to face with the creature he thinks can grant him eternal life or whatever and the alien just fucking houses him

^^^
this.

The first sequence was great, everything inbetween was ridiculous. If only they would have kept to 'mostly wordless/semi-abstract/violent/inscrutable' it would have been a pretty winning movie. But really Lindelof's involvement doomed it no matter what.

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

Don't know if this is really the best thread for this but HR Giger has died, apparently from injuries sustained during a fall.

goth colouring book (anagram), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 08:06 (nine years ago) link

H.R. Giger ist tot
Mit seinen düsteren Skulpturen und Möbeln erlangte er Berühmtheit: Der Schweizer Künstler H.R. Giger ist gestorben.

RIP

Slumdog Baseballionaire (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 08:14 (nine years ago) link

:(

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 12:42 (nine years ago) link

For some reason I was skimming through the thread and my favourite thing was this Super Furry Animals callout:

important questions to be answered in prometheus sequel

1) are there space jockey women

2) do they have hair

― the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:54 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

jolly white giant as a giger/brothers quay stop-motion puppet instead of what we got was another missed opportunity.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

http://www.cpnas.org/events/daser-051514.html

I still haven't seen the movie, and I can't vouch for the quality of the event either, but this is happening in DC on Thursday.

how's life, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Prometheus woulda been a great movie if midway thru they had cut to The Last Starfighter

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link

This makes me think there's potential in a Turkish Star Wars version of Prometheus

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 23:03 (nine years ago) link

Why did David the android infect the dude scientist with the alien disease? Was that ever explained?

jmm, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link

oh man if you missed that the the entire movie made no sense whatsoever!

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link

wish it was like BATS and he got to proclaim, when asked why he would betray everybdoy and create these horrible monsters, ''I'm a robot. It's what we do.''

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 13:07 (nine years ago) link

I saw that most recent Liam Neeson movie, the one on the plane, and after this long, convoluted, complicated, pretty much impossible bad guy scheme plays out, and the bad guy is revealed, the bad guy goes on a rant that ends with the actual words "And it was so easy!" And yet the bad guy never explains how the bad guy did any of the near-impossible things the bad guy did. More movies should be that wave-the-hand audacious. Maybe this one wanted to be. Because it's about the questions, maaaan, not the answers. It's about making you think.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 13:26 (nine years ago) link

Man, this movie must be one of the most impressively and confidently filmed pieces of shit ever. They should have let the CGI team have a crack at the script.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 13:27 (nine years ago) link

Otm

Great looking and sounding and reasonably well cast and performed, great setup and goodwill towards it, great trailer, stinking piece of crap throw shit at a wall story

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Haha wow this movie really was insanely stupid

Οὖτις, Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

..ly awesome

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 June 2014 13:22 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

I love how the magestic engineers just decide to whop ass when meeting the humans

sequel??

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 21 July 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link

Yeah does look like it intended to set itself up for the further adventures of kickass female archaeologist and headless android in space looking to teach 'God' a lesson.

Stevolende, Monday, 21 July 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link

they could also do a further adventures of the lil first alien baby

da croupier, Monday, 21 July 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link

God this movie makes me so angry every time I think about it. The thing in the top picture is not a big bald guy in a fucking spacesuit like in the bottom picture, fuck you Lindelof and Scott 4ever.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111208192152/avp/images/2/26/SpaceJockey.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UyheCMRhcxo/T9LAAvMAc4I/AAAAAAAAFxM/TGzY03M3iNY/s1600/Prometheus+alien+in+space+suit+helmet+88015_gal.png.jpg

brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Monday, 21 July 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link

Hey, elephant-head spacesuit fashions change, man.

oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:56 (nine years ago) link

yeah that part in Alien is really good and weird. mysterious. another mystery ruined by revelation

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link

in the sequel, on the engineer home planet, they explain that humanity (you) are a tangent to their own ego (I)
(You) Tan (I)
yutani
Weiland-Yutani

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link

Also, we('re) on an i(s)land... like metaphorically or something.

oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 24 July 2014 01:58 (nine years ago) link

they could also do a further adventures of the lil first alien baby

― da croupier, Monday, July 21, 2014 12:56 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol yes

mh, Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/OgD57dF.jpg

, Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link

<3

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link

that's better than the whole movie

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LENanHn.jpg

ledge, Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link

Lmao

, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

Beautifully done.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link

http://imgur.com/Vn2nWD4

brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Vn2nWD4.jpg

brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

excited (really!) to see how Exodus will complete the trilogy begun with Prometheus and The Counselor.

ryan, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link

The Counselor almost makes more sense as part of the Prometheus mythos

mh, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link

lol

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link

cant wait till Disney gets a hold of this franchise

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Saturday, 9 August 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

was just thumbing through some old Kirby comics and lol space jockey (1976):

http://kirbymuseum.org/blogs/dynamics/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2011/09/Eternals_1976_001_03-04.jpg

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link

Kirby invented everything

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link

I'm talking about the Nintendo character of course

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link

is it wrong that i get kinda stoked every time i see this thread revived?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link

depends, are you looking forward to the sequel

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

holy shit at that kirby drawing, what's the comic?

I guess it's the kind of thing lots of people could have simultaneously come up with - it's basically taking WW2 pilot imagery and finding it horrifying and alien rather than heroic could be your basic post-Vietnam, post-60s reconsideration of humans' enmeshment in the electronic and mechanical apparatus (military or otherwise).

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link

that's all just stock chariots of the gods imagery tho right?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

that is Eternals No. 1 from July 1976. I have no idea if it influenced Giger's original design or not but both were shopping their artwork around Hollywood studios and optioning things for film rights around the same time.

The overall concept (space gods intervening in Earth's evolution to produce humans and OTHER THINGS) is not unique to Kirby at all but he puts his own spin on it and as far as this particular conception of the dead-god-in-a-ship imagery I would say that no, there is no one else that would have done it the way Kirby did, dude was unique and one-of-a-kind.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link

I'm with you Tracer!

JacobSanders, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

as this particular conception of the dead-god-in-a-ship imagery I would say that no, there is no one else that would have done it the way Kirby did, dude was unique and one-of-a-kind.

I'd second that. Love Kirby. Not knowing much about him at this level, I'd also hazard a guess that he was the kind of old-school illustrator who really did that stuff how-to-draw books tell you to do - collecting National Geographic and museum catalogs and shit for reference imagery. If it has a Von Daniken quality, it's probably because Kirby spent some time studying and sketching Egyptian and Mesoamerican art - but again, just speculating.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link

speculations probably correct afaik. I do recall reading he kept stacks of stuff like Popular Mechanics and Nat'l Geo by his drawing board, and he pretty obviously used stuff like that for his collage work.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link

important find imo!

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link

his reference material/collage work is a know thing, he was just less-known for collage than Steranko, etc due to his depth of work

⌘-B (mh), Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:18 (nine years ago) link

I think Kirby was an army map maker during WWII. Always felt that informed him and the crazy-geometricness somehow. I love Kirby conspiracy theories about space gnosis/cosmic ascension. My fave is his adaptation of 2001: A Space Odyssey - the monthly series version is completely bonkers.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:45 (nine years ago) link

Kirby was a visionary, no doubt. Especially evident when he was left to writing and drawing (and editing!) his own work. I wouldn't be surprised if his space jockey idea was - erm - jacked by H'Wood. O'Bannon, Scott, et al were big comics fans.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

From the Grantland interview with the dudes who did "The Guest:"

Speaking of underappreciated: Adam, you have to make your case for Prometheus, a movie that most people hate, but a small minority really enjoy. Why does it do it for you?

Wingard: Because it’s a massive, epic kind of disaster of a movie. It doesn’t make any sense really, it’s all over the place, but there’s a genuine stylization to the film that I’ve never seen before. It’s one of the best-looking movies that’s come out in the last 30 years. The cinematography’s incredible, the sets are incredible. I’m a sucker for sci-fi films, but on top of that I absolutely just love Michael Fassbender’s character in it. If he wasn’t in that film, the movie would be kind of a disaster because those other characters don’t really hold up, you know? But he’s an iconic character. I love so-called movies that are bad movies, but Prometheus is one of those movies that people are gonna come back around on in 20 years. There’s gonna be midnight screenings of that thing. People were too hard on it because they wanted Alien and it’s not Alien. I was disappointed when I first saw it, but then when I realized that after the screening we had a two-hour discussion of the film, just trying to figure out how the creatures in that film work. Like the liquid goes into your glass and then you have sex with somebody, and then they have an alien and you melt and turn into a zombie person. We were just trying to figure out what is going on in this movie. I kept watching it in the theater — I ended up watching it like three times — and each time I went with a different group of people, and each time it resulted in another two-hour conversation. I was like, “This never happens,” and that’s why I think this movie’s brilliant. It really is on its own level.

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-guest-adam-wingard-simon-barrett-dan-stevens-halloween-the-terminator-1980s-movies/

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:27 (nine years ago) link

Idk if incoherency is a virtue in and of itself

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link

Incoherence even

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link

So this guy's standards for greatness is whether people can argue for hours about something that made no sense and had no thought put into it? And he's not on ILX?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:18 (nine years ago) link

Somebody dispense an invitation on a vellum scroll to him at once!

folk punks: stop bragg-ing (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:19 (nine years ago) link

Not knowing much about him at this level, I'd also hazard a guess that he was the kind of old-school illustrator who really did that stuff how-to-draw books tell you to do - collecting National Geographic and museum catalogs and shit for reference imagery.

Most newspaper strip and comic book artists would accumulate what they commonly called a 'Swipe File' - ie visual reference for all kinds of objects, places, costumes etc. Wally Wood was meant to have a particularly impressive Swipe File. And Kirby was known to take his collages from science mags and the like. He was also very definitely a commercial artist, and his work often riffed on popular trends (ie Planet of the Apes in Kamandi, James Bond movies in Nick Fury) - so yeah, the Eternals was definitely Kirby's response to Chariot of the Gods, filtered through his own cosmic imagination.

By the time of the Eternals, Kirby had also been exposed to the work of the French comics artist Phillipe Druillet, who Dan O'Bannon would've known from working on Jodorowsky's Dune. So I think Kirby was also responding to that Metal Hurlant-style of cosmic excess, and that possibly accounts for some of the Alien-vibe that that Eternals spread gives off (although equally, I'm sure someone like Moebius was familiar with Kirby's work by the time he came to work on Alien). Separating all this out is interesting, but difficult.

his reference material/collage work is a know thing, he was just less-known for collage than Steranko, etc due to his depth of work

Well Steranko's early style is basically Kirby + Pop Art. Kirby laid out all of Steranko's early Marvel work, and by the time they worked together on Nick Fury, Kirby had already been using collaged material extensively in the pages of Fantastic Four. So I think Steranko's use of collage was almost certainly directed by Kirby's prior example. Kirby of course based the character of Mister Miracle partly on Steranko, so I don't think there was any hostility on Jack's part towards Steranko running with/expanding on his bag of tricks.

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 25 September 2014 07:57 (nine years ago) link

It's been years since I've read von Däniken, but IIRC one of his books has a piece of South American indigenous art where a god is sitting inside a chariot (which Däniken of course interprets as an alien astronaut inside a spaceship), and the composition of the pic is similar to Giger's Space Jockey and the Kirby panel above. So maybe both Kirby and Giger were simply inspired by that instead of Giger copying Kirby?

Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:20 (nine years ago) link

I love so-called movies that are bad

you'll never guac amole (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link

That guy is how you say an idiot

you'll never guac amole (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 11:11 (nine years ago) link

No alien/xenomorph in P2, says Ridders:

"The beast is done. Cooked. I got lucky meeting Giger all those years ago. It's very hard to repeat that. I just happen to be the one who forced it through because they said it's obscene. They didn't want to do it, and I said I want to do it, it's fantastic".
"After four, I think it wears out a little bit. There's only so much snarling you can do. I think you've got to come back with something more interesting. And I think we've found the next step. I thought the Engineers were quite a good start".

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 25 September 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link

Great post, Ward Fowler, thanks.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link

Not surprised that a director fond of unpredictable, ambiguous tones would love movies that show massive ambition and complete incompetence at the same time

da croupier, Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, arguing about a movie that makes no sense for two hours is a low bar for its merit. I'd like to think most of this thread is so-called schadenfreude.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link

someone said "hey Adam talk about why you like Prometheus" and he did, its not like he wrote an article headlined Why Everything You Thought About Prometheus Is Wrong

da croupier, Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link

is it not possible to imagine someone enjoying the style and ambience of a movie that does not make sense?

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link

every generation gets the 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY it deserves

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 25 September 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

is it not possible to imagine someone enjoying the style and ambience of a movie that does not make sense?

a question for the Tarkovsky fans

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 September 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link

Or fans of a lot of art, literature, movies and music of the past hundred years plus.

folk punks: stop bragg-ing (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link

Thing is the Incas, Mayans, Aztecs didn't have chariots

cardamon, Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

OR DID THEY

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

They didn't, but their gods did. Little known fact.

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

I thought it was frequently a beautiful-looking movie, but I still didn't like it

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 26 September 2014 03:27 (nine years ago) link

I think the thing with this movie is that there are moments where there is a better film waiting to chestburst out of it (sorry) but it never really happens so there's a frustration/fascination level with it.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 26 September 2014 04:08 (nine years ago) link

Alex Jones weighing in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njHc5nnPZYE

lold jamar (lpz), Friday, 26 September 2014 04:59 (nine years ago) link

My earlier post got eaten but yeah, Chariots of the Gods was all over the 70s, wasn't it? To the point of Glen Larson reffing it in the original BSG

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 26 September 2014 06:16 (nine years ago) link

I still think the line "Damn it, just give me a space abortion!" should have been in the film

⌘-B (mh), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link

"I'm sorry, you have to wait 72 space hours and get a space sonogram."

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link

;_;

⌘-B (mh), Friday, 26 September 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link

A. J. is the worst but I have to say, an issue of LIFE from the '60s is a pretty dope prop

los blue jeans, Saturday, 27 September 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

how excited are the prometheus lovers on this thread for this?? http://thedissolve.com/news/3822-ridley-scott-to-executive-produce-a-2001-a-space-o/

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 3 November 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link

Ridley Scott to nod in the general direction of Syfy mini-series

da croupier, Monday, 3 November 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link

Scott's also an EP on a miniseries based on a Bill O'Reilly book that starts next week

da croupier, Monday, 3 November 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link

do people usually get excited about someone executive producing something? especially someone who has executive produced like 10 things a year for the last 10 years?

-a lover of promethus

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:46 (nine years ago) link

Those later Clarke books aren't exactly great.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:48 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ridley Scott on Prometheus 2:

“it’s fresh” and “getting away from gods and dragons and shit. If I see one more dragon I’m going to shoot myself. Stop the dragons.” Rather than a dragon, Scott describes his original Alien as “the definitive dragon and he’s a motherf . . ker. The alien’s real which is why it’s probably one of the scariest monsters in film history,” Scott says. “So with Prometheus 2 what I’m trying to do is reintroduce a fresher form of alien in the third act.” The Prometheus “baby” alien was, he concedes, “awfully close to the alien” that tormented Sigourney Weaver. His next one promises to be very different.

http://www.scified.com/site/prometheusmovies/ridley-scott-says-prometheus-2-gets-away-from-gods-and-dragons

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

...dragons?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

I thought Ridley Scott was just having a senior moment until I looked at the top grossing films of the year:

1. Transformers: Age of Dragons
2. Draconians of the Galaxy
3. Maleficent the Dragon
4. X-Men: Days of Future Past (and Dragons)
5. Captain Dragon: The Winter Dragon
6. The Amazing Spider-Dragon 2
7. Dawn of the Dragon of the Dragons
8. How to Train Your Dragon 2
9. Godzilla (A Dragon)
10. Rio 2: DRAGONS

It's A Living! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

well, it's true that promethus did drag on

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link

of the films he's directed in recent years, The Counselor was mostly dragons

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Thursday, 20 November 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

Man, Ridley-speak is hard to parse sometimes

I reckon he means generic movie beasts. Maybe the next alien is fluffy.

Punny Names (latebloomer), Friday, 21 November 2014 02:02 (nine years ago) link

Is he telling us the OST will be by Imagine Dragons?

StanM, Friday, 21 November 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

"will noomi ridley of this somnolent Scott" was p fuckin ace imo

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link

Someone should remake "Prometheus."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

I will admit to reading comics that take continue the story of the planet in Prometheus. Also, they cross over with Predator (why, because everything is better with predators) and you get to see a predator kill one of those giant blue dudes

mh, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link

I've never understood the need to mix Aliens and Predators. It's like doing a crossover between characters from Star Wars and Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn.

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

but not as cool

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

I am not familiar with Metalstorm, but this idea might have some legs

I think most of the impulse derived from the fact both Alien and Predator are 20th Century Fox productions and both licensed to Dark Horse comics. Same with Terminator. Might as well cross them over at some point, and it was interesting enough to someone to give a couple crappy movies the green light

On the other hand, I watched Predators again the other day and it still holds up

mh, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

I mean, story-wise, Predators are always looking for the most difficult prey to hunt, and the alien creatures are pretty fucking deadly

mh, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

I always felt that way too, but actually it starts to seem nonsensical; human weaponry (sometimes quite primitive) has overcome the Predators, as well as the Aliens - the latter in fact seem totally outclassed in a one on one fight so long as the Predators have their swivel laser shoulder guns. Obv something more like ''the one hunter against the horde'' is in play but basically the Aliens are scary because they're brilliantly-designed and our heroes are usually underequipped or saddled by other obstacles (environment, treachery). In the light of day, they're just particularly slimy boogeymen.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

Also superman could totally beat the hulk btw

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

Superman hears a hissing sound, looks up, sees kryptonite impregnated xenomorphs, swallows hard

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

The other connection I guess is that Aliens and Predator are both Vietnam allegories, except one is about quagmire and betrayal of the grunts by the military-industrial complex, and the other is about an unleashed American virility that could have won if the enemy weren't ostensibly a bunch of sneaky, invisible cheaters. Both I guess have something of a stab-in-the-back myth but it's still basically trying to jam abstractions together and hope the result will still connect viscerally. It does, if you're 13 and still fascinated by all the other trappings and abilities of each monster.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

xp Hahaha should've known

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 00:22 (nine years ago) link

lol reading the Superman/Aliens summary on Wikipedia, it's great how laborious they have to be to make it basically a generic Aliens story where it kinda doesn't matter that they're fighting Superman at all. I'm actually halfway sure I've read this at some point but none of the details ring any particular bells.

Arriving back in Earth's solar system, Superman's powers are restored just in time to stop the chestburster from emerging, allowing him to "crush" it and regurgitate out of his system before catching the falling satellite,

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

I hope that's a splash page

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

remember when Warren Ellis used an Aliens crossover as an opportunity to kill off most of the cast of an Image series

mh, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

want an archie vs punisher logo shirt

contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 07:03 (nine years ago) link

RIVERDALE HIGH
COCK HOP

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 08:09 (nine years ago) link

The look on the Punisher's face makes it seem like it might be his first high school dance.

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 08:14 (nine years ago) link

automatic weapon + high school setting means a sequel is unlikely i guess

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 09:29 (nine years ago) link

The Punisher's Prom Journal

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 09:46 (nine years ago) link

timely

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--toqo9hQX--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/pecgycqliufxkj9xjpl5.jpg

America's favorite teen meets the galaxy's fiercest hunter! Archie and friends hit Costa Rica for Spring Break, where party games and beach games are soon replaced by the Most Dangerous Game! What mysterious attraction does the gang hold for the trophy-collecting Predator, and will the kids even realize they're in danger before it claims them all?

Number None, Thursday, 19 February 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

https://judgetutorsemple.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/predator-vs-judge-dredd-vs-alien-rebellion-cover.jpg

I bought this for a friend last Christmas. I was going to quickly read it myself before I wrapped it, but I couldn't be bothered. Supposed to be good, though.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

really good writer/artist list and Dredd vs Predator is a good pitch

mh, Thursday, 19 February 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link

alien vs predator vs robocop vs batman vs terminator vs archie vs judge dredd vs superman vs vs jla vs stormwatch vs charles barkley

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 19 February 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

we had a great thread on that once

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

So I finally just got around to watching this. And

I liked it a lot. As an Alien fan I was satisfied with the story behind the Engineers, and how it linked (from what we know so far) to the Alien species.

My only complaint comes with some of the characters - felt like there was an imbalance in their 'use' in the movie. And also, who chose this team for the mission ?! Some of them seemed completely incompetent in their roles, or they just didn't give a shit about anything.

But generally yeah really enjoyed it, look forward to the next one.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 19 February 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

who chose the team? an incompetent megalomaniac iirc

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 February 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I wasn't sure if it was him or Theron's character.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 19 February 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

(X) Guy with mohawk, attitude

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 20 February 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

"Okay welcome, we're on this rather quite exciting mission with the potential to discover other alien beings and..."
"YEAH WHATEVS, *EYE ROLL* ROFL, JEES"

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 20 February 2015 12:02 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

should have just gone with Alien vs. Paradise imho

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link

Fantasy Alien
"Look Boss! The Predator Ship! The Predator Ship!"

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link

They should drop the colon and do a straight adaptation of Paradise Lost featuring a cast of xenomorphs.

Sitting In The Ape Chair (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link

Paradise Lost... In Space!

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link

Notable for its sympathetic portrayal of Space Satan.

jmm, Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

One of the few musical adaptations where the lyrics consist entirely of hissing noises.

jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

So who else just wants an Alien movie set after IV that shows the Aliens coming to earth and then maybe another one that shows them running rampant? Along the lines of the Apes reboots, but way crazier and more global on a World War Z scale. That's all I've wanted since 'Aliens'.

Spencer Chow, Friday, 25 September 2015 03:33 (eight years ago) link

i don't think i want another alien movie at all and, based on the comic series they did based on Earth War, it would not be much fun
i would be down for a complete reboot of the whole fuckin' franchise. nu-ripley. otherwise, enough already.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 September 2015 03:58 (eight years ago) link

Oh man, Earth War. What a disappointment that one was.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 25 September 2015 05:11 (eight years ago) link

Scott just did Robinson Crusoe on Mars with a different name, so he gets to use a literary name this time.

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Friday, 25 September 2015 05:26 (eight years ago) link

You guys what if ALIENS came to earth
and they like wiped out humanity?
and everyone wound up living underground and stuff
and then SKYNET comes online
and TERMINATORS VERSUS ALIENS

jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 25 September 2015 06:57 (eight years ago) link

spencer chow otm

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 September 2015 10:47 (eight years ago) link

So who else just wants an Alien movie set after IV that shows the Aliens coming to earth and then maybe another one that shows them running rampant? Along the lines of the Apes reboots, but way crazier and more global on a World War Z scale. That's all I've wanted since 'Aliens'.

This is pretty much the plot of the Alien comics that Dark Horse released after "Aliens", which follow the events of that movie. (The protagonist is an adult Newt, and Hicks has a large role too. IIRC Ripley is dead, probably because they didn't get the rights to use Weaver's likeness in the comics.) At the time I thought they were pretty good, though obviously Alien 3 made that whole continuity obsolete.

Tuomas, Friday, 25 September 2015 10:50 (eight years ago) link

Anyway, shouldn't the new movie be called...

[drumroll]

...Parasite Lost!

Tuomas, Friday, 25 September 2015 10:52 (eight years ago) link

Sorry, I didn't notice Forks and Sparkle already mentioned those Dark Horse comics.

Tuomas, Friday, 25 September 2015 10:54 (eight years ago) link

would like a crossover that explores what happens if a facehugger gets a mogwai. do the mogwai rules carry over to the resultant hybrid?

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 September 2015 11:54 (eight years ago) link

ffs can a mod pls close Tuomas' drumroll tags I opened this thread in the library

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Friday, 25 September 2015 12:22 (eight years ago) link

lol

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 25 September 2015 12:37 (eight years ago) link

xxxp and the Dark Horse comics posited that the species of the Space Jockey looked like the thing in the chair, not like a guy in a suit, and was a screen-accurate 12-15 feet tall rather than 7 ft. as in Prometheus.

http://i.imgur.com/RQsB00N.jpg?1

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 25 September 2015 12:41 (eight years ago) link

Would love to read a capsule description of what their deal was in the comics.

jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 25 September 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link

Mark Verheiden's first Aliens comic book series (aka Aliens: Book One) depicts a living member of the Space Jockey's race as malevolent. Revealed to be alive 13–15 years after the events of Aliens, this Pilot is called a partner to the one from LV-426, and at first refrains from attacking humans due to its apparent immense hatred of their common enemy, the Xenomorphs, saving the story's protagonists on their mission to the Xenomorph homeworld. But it is then revealed the Space Jockey intends to wipe out and/or enslave humanity and conquer the Earth once its joint war with the Xenomorphs is over and that it is using a beam from space to begin terraforming the Earth into a cold and uninviting environment like LV-426. The Space Jockey creature in the series communicates telepathically with humans.

disappointing, barely preferable to lindelhof's nonsense.

steppenwolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Friday, 25 September 2015 13:43 (eight years ago) link

I do like how much it looks like an angry Snuffleupagus in that last panel, though.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 25 September 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link

I would pay to watch Roberto Spiralli's mogwai/alien film and also TERMINATOR VS ALIENS

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 25 September 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link

It's a trip to see those pages in color. That series made excellent use of halftone B&W.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 25 September 2015 16:23 (eight years ago) link

I should've known.

jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 26 September 2015 10:08 (eight years ago) link

terminator's a paper tiger in this fight, way clumsier than predator and the acid for blood thing doesnt bode well re: alien.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:43 (eight years ago) link

SKYNET

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:00 (eight years ago) link

does Bill Paxton star in that comic story? Because, you know.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link

would be cool if the predators are only after terminator because of its uncanny resemblance to "dutch" schaefer, and they get more than they bargained for in a wacky case of mistaken identity

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link

Caught this again on film4 the other night, I thought

- seemed much more coherent on a second watch on TV, than it did first time at cinema
- even so it keeps leaving things unanswered, in a way that does not entrance, but merely aggravates the viewer
- not just bad acting but the wrong type of acting
- they're in and out of that tomb like nobody's business, compare with Jurassic Park's strict day/night/day sequence
- when I say the wrong type of acting I mean the actors should have stayed on an oil rig for six months, trying to catch the ordinariness, and small tics and tells of people in a confined space
- there's a Lovecraft story called The Nameless City where our narrator wanders down into a ruined city discovering things about the civilisation that lived there, its rise and fall, going deeper until he falls into a pit at the bottom where they've all turned into lizards ... that's the plot they should have gone for right there

cardamon, Saturday, 26 September 2015 21:30 (eight years ago) link

OTM. Especially about the Nameless City, which is exactly what this film should have been. Instead it's much more 'hey here's another cool-looking but totally random occurrence, whatever'. i saw prometheus before really having watched any of the other Alien movies, and enjoyed it enough at the cinema to go back and watch the first two. I'd dismissed Alien/Aliens before, thinking that I'd basically seen enough spoofs and references to them that I didn't need to watch them. But they really are masterpieces, and watching back Prometheus the other night I could see two things: a. it is a very frustrating film, especially if you're familiar with the Alien backstory; and b: it's still a good laugh, a fun action film with enough cool bits to keep it from flailing under its own implausibility.

canoon fooder (dog latin), Sunday, 27 September 2015 00:28 (eight years ago) link

I remember the pacing of their exploration of the lost city just feeling so wrong and perfunctory. Like I feel like they spent less time than John Hurt did in the original Alien just like, grappling with this unfathomable mystery one room at a time. All of a sudden it's like, no big deal.

At this point all I think of when I think of this movie is the F! This Movie podcast where the one guy points out that Guy Pearce's motivation (which is driving the whole plot) is based on his assumption that if you find your creator, the first thing they will do is give you eternal life. Which is kind of a weird assumption to make. "So, what, it's the Bozo Big Top Prize? Congratulations - You found me!! So God is now a scavenger hunt?" It just makes no sense and it seems to be what makes everything happen.

I guess the other thing is that he assumes that whatever random black goo they find in the first room where they find something interesting might possibly give you eternal life if you drink it dissolved in a glass of tap water. But he's less sure about that one and so he has his robot test it out on the whiny guy who manages to be disappointed by discovering a spectacular lost civilization on another planet. It's like if the villain in Last Crusade just wandered around the Middle East drinking any liquid he could find in any container in the hopes that one of them might conceivably be the Grail. Except at least he has heard of something called a Grail and believes it to be a vessel for drinking liquids out of, whereas Guy Pearce has no reason to think the black goo is any more interesting than anything else they have found on this planet, or might find tomorrow, or next week.

So those are the two big things that make everything else happen in the plot, and they're both so removed from the way we would expect a person to think about things that all you can do is really just say it's what happens, like an eight-year-old summarizing the plot. And then the old man wants to be young again so he talks to the giant white guy. Actually, this is about how the Wikipedia plot summary reads. What a disappointment this movie was.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 27 September 2015 00:50 (eight years ago) link

the old man's motivation is essentially the same as the motivation of every other human baddie in the alien movies: that we can harness the talents of the alien and bend them to our own selfish wills. no it doesn't make much sense but he's a crazy old man who's afraid of death and has spaceships at his disposal. hell yeah he's gonna drink stuff if he thinks it might help. anyway this greed leads him, as it led paul reiser before him, to commit the chief sin of alien movies: not respecting the alien's otherness, its killingness. it's basically grizzly man in this respect. the driver for everyone else is, once they realize what they're dealing with, getting off this fucking planet before we all die (as it is in every alien movie).

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 27 September 2015 08:55 (eight years ago) link

It's a bit like they come up with a structure of how to put a film together, then think what have we got that can connect this with this to keep the story going without looking at the internal logic of why you would actually use the object that way. like if you were actually going to do an archaeological dig at a site there are processes that you would follow but since this is a film you just need to show some token activity at node point tagged archaeological discovery.
So yeah the original films did seem to be better on that level that there were some self interested crew members of a salvage vessel going around their business when they apparently chance upon a strange discovery. There are things that aren't really fleshed out, I think the ship itself is very sketchy but I haven't watched the film in a while.

So a better story teller would have looked at who these individuals on the Prometheus were supposed to be, what their motivations and normal activity would have been and made the film with that in mind. At the moment I'm left thinking about the big talking point about Charlize Theorn not copping on that if the wheel is running in a straight line, it might just be a good idea to diverge from what that line was instead of just trying to run faster than it. Is taht the way that anybody without a pronounced level on the autism spectrum would behave? Probably not & I would guess its because that's not a fleshed out character, more of a stick figure that's tied into a larger sketchy plot. So would hope that further volumes in the franchise might address that a bit better.

I think I quite liked the film on watching it despite it having some glaring wtfs. It is quite atmospheric in places and funny in others. yeah.

Stevolende, Sunday, 27 September 2015 09:31 (eight years ago) link

Yeah shit like "charlize theron can't turn left" is egregious to a level far beyond "no true scientist would do this!!" pedantry

fappy board (wins), Sunday, 27 September 2015 09:58 (eight years ago) link

Funny as in risible, yep. Atmospheric, sure, but it isn't Tarkovsky. It's plot and character driven and the plot is incomprehensible garbage, the characters witless imbeciles. The Wikipedia page is astonishing, it makes it seem like a well respected movie. Ebert gave it four stars! Wtf.

like an eight-year-old summarizing the plot

There's a script extract somewhere up thread (of the 'charlize theron can't turn left' scene), all the DRAMATIC moments are highlighted in CAPITALS and it reads just like something written by an excited eight year old.

steppenwolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:18 (eight years ago) link

I said it must be the worst blockbuster of recent years, but that might be wrong, I suspect Man of Steel is probably as bad. But this one is just all bad, it's not particularly atmospheric, it has the colored neon-lights going for it, but that's it. Stuff like sandstorms and monsters come as if editing was done by a scriptwriting manual and a timer, destroying all attempts at building a mood. And it took the one franchise thematically focused on mothers and women and turned it into the usual whining about father figures. It's just horrible. And it's not even fun.

Frederik B, Sunday, 27 September 2015 11:44 (eight years ago) link

I know taht I sat through it in the cinema and definitely enjoyed some of it. Not really sure what, I couldn't bring myself to watch it a couple of days ago when it was on Film4, gave up after the initial archaeology scene but may have had other things i wanted to watch.
I said i thought it was atmospheric and funny in places. Can't actually think of examples of either.
Do think I cared enough about the main protagonist to be rooting for her when she had to cut the alien out of her.
& might be up for seeing the sequel at least once.

Haven't bothered with the Aliens vs predators films beyond watching a bit of one when it was on tv. But those are really bad aren't they?
Did hope for so much more from examinations of the extended universe of these things but it does seem so much more that they had half a thought and didn't see how it could fit into the story but just threw it in anyway. I think there are things there that might have been interesting if handled differently. But everything does need to tie in with the bigger picture not just be an ostentatious display in itself that makes no further sense. dunnit?

Stevolende, Sunday, 27 September 2015 12:12 (eight years ago) link

Tracer - I hear that but I think it's a little too generous - I mean by that logic basically anything they filmed would be just the same as the first two films. "A paranoid king seeks to wed his daughter off to a xenomorph, but he has underestimated the alien's killingness and it all goes wrong when he tries planting one of the eggs in the ground expecting it to grow into a beanstalk" would make about as much sense. I think it sells the Paul Reiser character short, as well; we get to know him well enough that when his plan is revealed (actually, when it's pieced together by the other characters, using their respective intelligences and with the scene developing out of their individual ways of handling a situation), it makes sense. It was a bad plan (or a "bad call") but it's the kind of bad plan this ambitious but gutless weasel would have come up with then backed himself into as things went wrong around him. And at root you get it: obviously the xenomorphs are really dangerous, so sure, the unseen "weapons division" could probably do something with them. Got it.

Whereas, why Guy Pearce thinks an alien who once visited earth and did something with primitive humans and their DNA will grant you eternal life is just not even discussed. Having David put the goo in whatsisguy's drink is like the cheapest possible way to try and emulate Burke leaving Ripley and Newt to the face-huggers, sucked dry of all dramatic tension and monster-movie heart-pounding suspense. It just happens.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 27 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link

i am amazed y'all even knew what was going on at that point of the movie. I gave up pretty early

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 September 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

shame cos there was like 40 minutes of a quality movie in there

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 September 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

The point where I gave up was the sandstorm. I realize that is silly, it's not a plothole, it could prob well happen. But that was the point where the film just became generic to me.

'Oh, we've done another fifteen pages, quick, action beat!' 'Uh, sandstorm?' 'Great, and then they'll JUST make it to the ship. Awesome!'

Frederik B, Sunday, 27 September 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

It was a bad plan (or a "bad call")

i love you for this.

i'm going to watch this again, probably tonight, just to see about the goo in the drink. and everything else. but as for megalomaniacal rich guy's plan yeah, i just don't have a problem with it not being thought through, or founded on baseless speculation. megalomaniacal rich dudes kick plans into action on the basis of less all the time. as to why all the brilliant scientists he employs don't raise a few more red flags, to me it's just evidence of how the 1% use their power, money and influence to bend everyone else to their project. YES I WENT THERE. OCCUPY NOSTROMO.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 27 September 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link

lol

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 27 September 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link

t shirts available

steppenwolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Sunday, 27 September 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

Haven't see it since opening weekend and likely won't, but I still think this would have worked really well with the reveal that Theron is also a robot, a sibling of sorts to David. The film could focus on their jealousy and competition for the affections of their imperfect "father" who created them in the image of his real kids, then end with them outliving and/or killing everyone and left stranded on that planet, where they set up the distress beacon that leads to the events of the first Alien.

The fun thing about Prometheus speculation is that literally anything and everything would be as valid as the final product, whose greatest frustration was its wealth of dangling threads that no one made an effort to pull, let alone knit into something coherent.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 September 2015 21:35 (eight years ago) link

exactly so.

it seemed perfectly clear that theron was a robot all the way through. they just forgot about it.

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 September 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link

best scene is still the engineer beating weyland to death with the android head

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link

nah, the only scene worth saving in this movie is the c-section

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 September 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link

Art direction deserved an Oscar nomination. Damon Lindelof deserves vacuous obscurity.

gate gate paragate parasamgate (Sanpaku), Monday, 28 September 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

oh yeah the space abortion scene, also good

I still hear it as "GIVE ME A SPACE ABORTION, NOW!" when she is yelling at the machine

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 28 September 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 September 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link

He's been really sheepish in interviews lately, like he knows what's up and how little many think of him, yet is, I don't know, maybe contractually obligated to take the fall or something and not throw someone else under the bus? I don't want to defend the dude, because his name is attached to too many things that fail for similar reasons, but I suppose one hypothetical (given how much work he keeps getting, and how so many in Hollywood praise him) is that he is a team player hack called in to save shitty scripts that stay shitty but end up with his name on it? I've told this story before, but once I interviewed David Koepp, and I specifically brought up the gymnastics girl vs. dino scene. He got pretty pissed, but once he settled down he had me turn off the tape and basically told me it was someone else's shitty idea and he was powerless to change it. So who knows?

Didn't the original script of this leak at some point, revealing that a lot of the bad stuff was in there before Lindelof was even brought in?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link

xpost

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link

if you're a highly paid hack fixer who nevertheless leaves projects in as shitty a shape as lindelhof does while leaving your name on the front cover then you implicitly accept that people who pay to see that shit will say nasty things about you on the internet and in print. lyfe

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

He's certainly used to it as this point! These big budget things are just such a muddle that it's hard to believe he alone is to blame for something as giant and giantly wrong as this movie. This mess was collaborative

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link

def agreed, its that he has form at this stage!

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

lol at koepp story

fappy board (wins), Monday, 28 September 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link

Didn't the original script of this leak at some point, revealing that a lot of the bad stuff was in there before Lindelof was even brought in?

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2015 16:49 (2 hours ago) Permalink

I've read it! Alien: Engineers by John Spaihts. It's actually pretty good--certainly more coherent than the final product.

latebloomer, Monday, 28 September 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link

In the case of Prometheus I don't think Lindelof was called in to "fix" the script, I think he was hired to strip mine it and leave the rest for potential sequels.

latebloomer, Monday, 28 September 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link

This mess was collaborative

Well Alien's success was collaborative so I guess Ridley managed to capture some of the spirit of the original.

steppenwolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Monday, 28 September 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

the thing about the Alien franchise that most everyone seems to miss is that for max suspense the Alien works best as a one-on-one booga booga monster, not a rampaging horde.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 September 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link

depends what kind of movie you're making doesn't it? 3 and Prometheus only had one alien each. It didn't make them better films

Number None, Monday, 28 September 2015 21:23 (eight years ago) link

Maybe they need a horde of dog aliens?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 September 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link

i don't think 3 or prometheus dug deep on the booga booga factor.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 September 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link

About these scientists. I would buy the idea put across on this thread that Weyland insane rich dude, using poor judgement, hand-picked a selection of lunatics for the team, if the film showed us this.

The scene would probably involve Noomi and her boyfriend waking up from hypersleep, then slowly realising that there was something not quite right about the rest of the personnel, over a few days. Or perhaps David could raise his eyebrows at all of them whilst they were talking and that would be the subtle tell. There would be various hints in their prior behaviour as to what exact kind of horrible fuck up each of them was going to cause/suffer.

As it is, it's plausible, and like, was clearly going to be a big part of the movie at some point, but what we get doesn't really do the work of realising that.

cardamon, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link

There's another reading which would go: 'This planet is evil, the whole idea was doomed, and madness is inevitable for foolish humans who set foot on it'.

That's the reading that the film (i.e. the sheepish final edition we actually get) seems to be looking for

cardamon, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link

i like your idea, a movie about scientists slowly realizing that all the other scientists are nuts. could even go further, noomi rapace realizes husband guy is nuts too with his garbled up version of religion and science that's hollow at the core and really about his own desire to be great than it is the search for truth. so you could like, take the paranoia/and-then-there-were-none-thing that saturates alien but make that most of the movie. maybe in this pre-xenomorph universe the black goo (or whatever) is more like The Thing. people have aliens inside them but there's no chestbursting and all that, it's really a tense claustrophobic space movie, who can you trust, who is secretly a monster literally and figuratively. y'know... what they find out there in space is really just the empty parts inside themselves, the things they were hoping to fill up. could reinvent the whole symbolic framework of the alien series from there.

i never thought i'd say the best part of this movie was the terrible characterization of the scientists as morons but really if you wrote it backwards from that and purged everything else that didn't make sense this could actually have been really fucking awesome.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:12 (eight years ago) link

I can see that tbh

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link

their biologist apparently last worked at a petting zoo

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link

One thing the film did work hard at was going back to the spirit of the original Alien ...

An interesting thing about HR Giger's artwork is that while the thick claustrophobic style seems to have come out of nowhere, it does belong in a family tree that also includes Viennese fin-de-siecle artworks like this by Klimt. Again the 'biomechanical' style has definite precedents in other late 19th century decadent stuff, for example
this by Aubrey Beardsley is obviously in the same lineage as Giger's work. The sexual themes go without saying.

There's a lot of this vibe in the first Alien, at least while they're in the derelict at the start; with Aliens the alien itself detaches from the HR Giger aesthetic (which is also Viennese decadent aesthetic) and goes into a world which is distinctly post-war industrial, where it more or less stays throughout three and four. There's nothing mysterious about them by the time of four, they're just video game enemies of varying degrees of difficulty.

In Prometheus I thought that sense of decadence had been brought back - particularly when David decided to poison Charley in a baroque fashion, but also with Charlize Theron kissing her father's hand, and also in things like the charming little spacesuits the astronauts had dressed up in and their funny flashing weapons which were no use against Fyfield.

So credit where credit is due on that score. It's just such a shame that the blatantly obvious narrative - the engineers were a great and powerful race who discovered how to create life using Ye Wonderful Alchemickal Black Gooe (this would be one mural) but then their creations i.e. xenomorphs turned against them (this would be another mural) - seems to have been more or less scrubbed out by Lindelof and whoever else it was getting greedy for themes and breaking their shoe-horn in the process

cardamon, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link

xp by the way

cardamon, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link

So credit where credit is due on that score. It's just such a shame that the blatantly obvious narrative - the engineers were a great and powerful race who discovered how to create life using Ye Wonderful Alchemickal Black Gooe (this would be one mural) but then their creations i.e. xenomorphs turned against them (this would be another mural) - seems to have been more or less scrubbed out by Lindelof and whoever else it was getting greedy for themes and breaking their shoe-horn in the process

― cardamon, Tuesday, September 29, 2015 8:32 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM

From what I gather that still is the basic story but Ridley & co. want to stretch this narrative out over several movies, which seems so bonkers to me.

latebloomer, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 21:28 (eight years ago) link

i never thought i'd say the best part of this movie was the terrible characterization of the scientists as morons but really if you wrote it backwards from that and purged everything else that didn't make sense this could actually have been really fucking awesome.

Perhaps they should have done something along the lines of this being very primitive, experimental hypersleep technology at this point, and it gave everyone brain damage. would have made their behaviour way more believable.

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link

i want to see ridley scott revisit the duelists but with david carradine in an alien costume and harvey keitel in the predator suit.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 00:09 (eight years ago) link

Thelma & Louise with Alien & Predator

latebloomer, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 02:42 (eight years ago) link

Bob & Pilot & Engineer & Alice

Exit, pursued by Yogi Berra (WilliamC), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

So much for "Paradise Lost":

Ridley Scott returns to the universe he created in ALIEN with ALIEN: COVENANT, the second chapter in a prequel trilogy that began with PROMETHEUS — and connects directly to Scott’s 1979 seminal work of science fiction. Bound for a remote planet on the far side of the galaxy, the crew of the colony ship Covenant discovers what they think is an uncharted paradise, but is actually a dark, dangerous world — whose sole inhabitant is the “synthetic” David (Michael Fassbender), survivor of the doomed Prometheus expedition.

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Monday, 16 November 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

ugh

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 November 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link

hope it's just his head

John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 November 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link

so down

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 November 2015 19:30 (eight years ago) link

i kind of liked a lot of the ideas in 'prometheus,' but the execution was spotty.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link

tell me more

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 16 November 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link

i feel that your post may not be... 100% sincere.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link

no, just that your post more or less summarizes about 75% of this thread.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 16 November 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link

Sounds interesting.

latebloomer, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link

yeah i guess i'm just voicing the conventional wisdom.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link

'Missed Opportunities: The Movie'

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 00:03 (eight years ago) link

this movie was like watching Michael Stipe drink a tainted Pepsi

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 04:43 (eight years ago) link

remove the last seven letters and you're there

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 06:49 (eight years ago) link

That's a decent sounding premise actually. Will probably still be crap.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link

Hoping this is just going to be a movie-length version of campy late-90s CanadianTV sci-fi The Lexx.

canoon fooder (dog latin), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 11:32 (eight years ago) link

Has Scott made a film that people have actually liked since Gladiator?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 11:54 (eight years ago) link

Black Hawk Down pretty much was where I hit the pilot eject

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 12:08 (eight years ago) link

Gladiator is shit tbf

John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 12:18 (eight years ago) link

yes it's called Prometheus

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 12:22 (eight years ago) link

Gladiator is shit tbf

― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague)

I'm not a huge fan, but it is considered a classic by many. Unlike Prometheus.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 12:23 (eight years ago) link

Point is that Scott's hit rate is low enough to look accidental by now

John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 12:24 (eight years ago) link

Ridley Scott returns to the universe he created in ALIEN

Scott is obviously #3 or lower in the list of people involved in the creation of the ALIEN universe.

ledge, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 12:30 (eight years ago) link

Prometheus got me hooked on Alien. I watched it again with my OH and she loved it, then we went back and watched Alien through Alien 3 and loved those. In retrospect Prometheus only suffers from an ostensibly nonsensical plotline, but it would be amazing if this new film went on to explain some of the ostensibly random events in Prometheus. (It won't)

canoon fooder (dog latin), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 12:45 (eight years ago) link

Gladiator is considered a classic by many civilians

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 12:55 (eight years ago) link

Prometheus, gladiator both very different types of failure at least.

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 12:56 (eight years ago) link

In retrospect Prometheus only suffers from an ostensibly nonsensical plotline

That's a big "only." Also there's no way the 15-foot tall petrified creature in Alien is the same as the 8-foot tall albino in a suit in Prometheus. The OG Space Jockey was supposed to appear so large in proportion to humans that Scott had children in spacesuits used in the long shots.

Scott is obviously #3 or lower in the list of people involved in the creation of the ALIEN universe.

Kinda hope Dan O'Bannon's estate puts out a hit on him.

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link

imo gladiator is ridley scott making his own braveheart film without all the gibson trappings and the "hah hah, throw the gay guy out the window" scene that was played for laughs

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

minus also bagpipes

ryan, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

My brother pointed out that both films have a near-identical scene of the main dude in battle bellowing "HOLD...HOLD.....HOLLLLD.....NOW!" and that's how you know they are a great general

Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

Giant Wheel Thing: The Movie

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_PeQCPq8QA

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link

for all its flaws, a better film than prometheus

Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 00:04 (eight years ago) link

Alien: Covenant will apparently be the first of three more prequels, Ridley Scott now claims in new interview filled with garbled Ridleyspeak:

"So I’m now going to the next one, which is the next evolution directly connected with the first one, which was this Shaw, when he replaced Michael Fassbender in two pieces and we’ll kind of pick it up there and it will evolve. When that’s finished there’ll be another one and then another one which will gradually drive into the back entrance of the film in 1979.”

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ridley-scott-alien-covenant-is-844051

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, 27 November 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link

ok whatnow

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 November 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

back entrance indeed

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 November 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

was he having a stroke while saying these words?

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 27 November 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

Oh, wow, if they manage to keep the quality level the same as with Prometheus, they'll have ended up making six sequels in a row that nobody liked! That must be some sort of record?

Frederik B, Friday, 27 November 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link

He's saying he's going to fuck original Alien in the ass ?

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 27 November 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link

Only one of these will ever get made

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 November 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

well certainly not by ridley scott... isn't he pushing 80?

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 27 November 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link

In these prequels we will learn the aliens grew up in an abusive household

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 27 November 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link

I'd take anything Scott says with a salt shaker.

latebloomer, Friday, 27 November 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link

Again with the back entrance

Capitalism Is A Death Cult And Science Is A Whore (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 28 November 2015 04:49 (eight years ago) link

From a strict narrative sense, Prometheus is riddled with every conceivable kind of inconsistency and logical lapse. But you could say that about Lynch's films, or Jodorowsky (and Aeon Flux). To read such works literally is missing the point.

― Peter Chung, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:30 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

yes that's the creator of aeon flux, on this board, 9 hours ago

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 November 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link

Ah, the auteur defence. Seriously though I'm happy for the people who enjoyed this rude fart of a movie.

ledge, Monday, 30 November 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link

peter chung did not direct prometheus fyi

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 November 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link

Good to know.

ledge, Monday, 30 November 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

give him one of the new films, imo

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 30 November 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link

To read such works literally is missing the point.

no, to read a supposedly realist SF film as a surrealist masterpiece is missing the point

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Monday, 30 November 2015 21:44 (eight years ago) link

Prometheus is riddled with every conceivable kind of inconsistency and logical lapse. But you could say that about Lynch's films, or Jodorowsky (and Aeon Flux)

hmmm one of these things is not like the others

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

Danny McBride is going to be in this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Number None, Thursday, 11 February 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link

please let him speak the line "give me a space abortion!"

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 11 February 2016 20:46 (eight years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 February 2016 20:48 (eight years ago) link

"I don't need some kinda freaky fuckin space squid in my guts, dawg."

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:47 (eight years ago) link

he just wants to ride the space wheel

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link

well, that's unpromising

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link

I'm wondering if there's going to be something of a return to the blue collar space trucker vibe of Alien.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:58 (eight years ago) link

this movie will be worse than Space Truckers

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:58 (eight years ago) link

this movie will be worse than "Star Trekkin,'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 February 2016 23:17 (eight years ago) link

Ah c'mon - no Noomi Rapace or Damon Lindelof. That at least improves the likelihood that it'll be better than Prometheus.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 11 February 2016 23:47 (eight years ago) link

Are you really criticizing Noomi Rapace

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 12 February 2016 02:35 (eight years ago) link

How dare you! In Prometheus she had the best Swedish accent someone whose character was raised in India by an English father could have!

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Friday, 12 February 2016 02:56 (eight years ago) link

Frankly, I celebrate her entire filmography

Taking dumps on a person's car is something children do (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 February 2016 06:03 (eight years ago) link

Prometheus haters can suck a fuck.

posted with permission by (dog latin), Friday, 12 February 2016 09:03 (eight years ago) link

Noomi Rapace isn't in the sequel? I thought it was supposed to follow up on the cliffhanger of the first movie?

Tuomas, Friday, 12 February 2016 10:48 (eight years ago) link

http://www.slashfilm.com/noomi-rapace-prometheus-2/

Prometheus ended with Shaw and David striking out for the Engineers’ home world in search of answers. As previously reported, Alien: Covenant picks up about ten years after the events of Prometheus, and follows a colony ship, the Covenant, that lands on a planet whose sole inhabitant is Fassbender’s character David. We’ve been wondering how Shaw would fit in, even as Scott has teased that Rapace would have a “minor” role in the movie, and it doesn’t come as a huge surprise to hear she’s now been cut from the film completely.

As the best things about Prometheus were Fassbender, and Scott's visual flair, I'm okay with them jettisoning everything else if they're going to continue with this franchise.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, 12 February 2016 12:32 (eight years ago) link

If I have a criticism of Noomi Rapace it's that her name sounds like the title of an Alien movie in some weird European language only spoken on the border of France and Switzerland.

Prometheus haters can suck a fuck.

Word.

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 13 February 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

I didn't hate it, though I completely understand why many did.

As the best things about Prometheus were Fassbender, and Scott's visual flair, I'm okay with them jettisoning everything else if they're going to continue with this franchise.

― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, February 12, 2016 12:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM I hope the whole first act is just Fassbender putzing around on planet Giger or whatever

Sissy SpaceX (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:17 (eight years ago) link

Also really intrigued now that Kenny Powers is gonna be in this

Sissy SpaceX (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:19 (eight years ago) link

Fassbender's head duct taped to a little remote control dune buggy bouncing around planet Giger

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:21 (eight years ago) link

Ha oh yeah I forgot about his head! Best (un?)intentionally funny bit in Prometheus was Noomi Rapace zipping up his head in her duffel bag and apologizing and him saying "It's quite alright."

Sissy SpaceX (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:27 (eight years ago) link

Wow, prometheus lovers coming out of the woodwork. Next week, fans of the black death.

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Sunday, 14 February 2016 02:12 (eight years ago) link

black ooze you mean

Sissy SpaceX (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 February 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link

prometheus: we were so wrong

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 14 February 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link

(FYI Rapace means bird of prey in French and Spanish, she and her then husband (Ola, the long haired guy in the first season of the swedish Wallander films) chose the name)

StanM, Sunday, 14 February 2016 06:00 (eight years ago) link

Wow, I did not know that. Kinda ridiculous.

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 14 February 2016 09:08 (eight years ago) link

And Noomi means "star of film version of sad man's erotic fanfic about himself"

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Sunday, 14 February 2016 22:08 (eight years ago) link

You mean the Steig Larsson movies?

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 15 February 2016 04:22 (eight years ago) link

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Monday, 15 February 2016 06:13 (eight years ago) link

I'm wondering if there's going to be something of a return to the blue collar space trucker vibe of Alien.

Okay, maybe not looking at the young and beautiful rounding out the rest of the cast.

http://deadline.com/2016/02/alien-covenant-jussie-smolett-amy-seimetz-carmen-ejogo-cast-1201708727/

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 25 February 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link

Eh, they can just use makeup and CGI to make them look dirty and sweaty.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 February 2016 23:33 (eight years ago) link

CGI Harry Dean Stanton over Jussie Smolett, whoever that is.

Mongolian Cow Yoghurt Supergirl (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 26 February 2016 00:25 (eight years ago) link

harry dean's still alive and working! they should cast him as the father of his character from alien

BEEFSQUEAK (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 February 2016 11:35 (eight years ago) link

he should be the romantic interest of someone in the film

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 26 February 2016 14:59 (eight years ago) link

you know there's going to be some relationship projected into this thing, might as well make it involve hds

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 26 February 2016 14:59 (eight years ago) link

breaking: ridley scott's 'prometheus' sequel will include graphic, lengthy scenes of harry dean stanton fucking a xenomorph

BEEFSQUEAK (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 February 2016 15:04 (eight years ago) link

now we're talking

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 26 February 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link

lol

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link

that is quality work

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Zr6DuP3.jpg

unintentionally accurate tagline

Number None, Thursday, 24 November 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

cannot wait obv

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 November 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

i have seen this all over my various feeds (pun intended).

what is it ?

mark e, Thursday, 24 November 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

Alien: Agreement

nashwan, Thursday, 24 November 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

2 Fast 2 Alien

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 November 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

Alienzzzzzz

Number None, Thursday, 24 November 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

That's Alientertainment

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 November 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

Prometheus 2: God Mode

mh 😏, Friday, 25 November 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

Run Alien Run

jmm, Friday, 25 November 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

Great poster

Rob Boss (latebloomer), Friday, 25 November 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/EVboTIx.png

chihuahuau, Friday, 25 November 2016 08:57 (seven years ago) link

Okay I didn't realize how deeply weird Ecco the Dolphin actually was. Thanks.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1224286

El Tomboto, Friday, 25 November 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

I always got stuck in that game

Rob Boss (latebloomer), Friday, 25 November 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

See as long as they manage to have it always in about that much shadow, and don't show its fucking feet, they could be on to the good stuff

Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 25 November 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Yes the only problem with Prometheus was that they showed the alien's feet.

écorché (S-), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 06:55 (seven years ago) link

otm

mh 😏, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

katherine waterstone is looking pretty ripleyish in prometheus 2: the secret of the ooze

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--6aWP02Dq--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/htuwdhsl3eabwtibhfkw.jpg

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

every time I see her image my eyes eventually float to her eyebrows and I'm reminded that she's Sam Waterston's daughter

mh 😏, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

Wait, so is Rapace still in this? I guess she's gonna cameo now?

Nhex, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

according to imdb she is, yeah. maybe they're planning to honour alien 3 by opening with the discovery of her corpse in a broken hypersleep chamber and that'll be the extent of her involvement

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

That still is kinda interesting in a very small way - Scott coming in and doing his version of Cameron's Aliens is a pleasant reversal. Certainly this is already one of the weirdest series in cinema history in terms of directorial handoffs and all that. The downside is that it means watching Ridley Scott trying to do Aliens which I'm not sure is something that would have ever played to his strengths, and certainly doesn't with Ridley Scott 2016.

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 22 December 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

looks v. pretty indeed - noomi rapace notable by her absence, tho

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 December 2016 11:34 (seven years ago) link

Wait a second Billy Crudup is in this?

Wait a second second Danny McBride is in this?

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Sunday, 25 December 2016 13:00 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Captain Franco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkXgRlRao5I

not sure what the idea behind releasing a ridiculously long out of context clip is

Number None, Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link

oh I guess it's a "short film"

and it was directed by Ridley Scott's son

Number None, Thursday, 23 February 2017 22:20 (seven years ago) link

Had no idea James smugfuckface franco was in this, even less psyched about the film now

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:40 (seven years ago) link

there have been some shitty ass alien movies not sure why they shouldn't try to do it again and maybe do a better one

akm, Friday, 24 February 2017 03:45 (seven years ago) link

or do it again & make it double boring but even prettier to look at

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 February 2017 04:17 (seven years ago) link

i'm unclear tho: giant spacewheel y/n in this new one?

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 February 2017 04:17 (seven years ago) link

man I remember this thread getting pretty involved, but.... 4000 posts??!

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Friday, 24 February 2017 04:28 (seven years ago) link

some idiots liked prometheus, had to be put straight

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Friday, 24 February 2017 04:48 (seven years ago) link

So this is officially a sequel to Prometheus? I thought these movies were to have very limited connection to the actual 'alien' side of the story, I guess that was just Prometheus then and we've now abandoned the plot around the big weird looking guys.

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Friday, 24 February 2017 08:48 (seven years ago) link

if james franco becomes alien food this will instantly become one of the greatest movies ever made

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 February 2017 11:49 (seven years ago) link

what was the casting agent for this movie smoking, srsly

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 February 2017 12:38 (seven years ago) link

franco as a reiser-like company man would be perfect

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 February 2017 13:07 (seven years ago) link

if james franco becomes alien food this will instantly become one of the greatest movies ever made

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, February 24, 2017 6:49 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was it Joe Queenan who wrote that, when he went to see Alive, he yelled "Eat Vincent Spano first!" at the screen?

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 24 February 2017 13:36 (seven years ago) link

i remember a string of movies a while back where jared leto got beat up every time he was on screen. I think he deserved to be in this movie

akm, Friday, 24 February 2017 14:27 (seven years ago) link

Anyway, new trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svnAD0TApb8

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 02:20 (seven years ago) link

This film sure feels like Scott is doing his own fanfic tribute to all the other movies at once.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 02:22 (seven years ago) link

in a good way? or no

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 02:25 (seven years ago) link

I...don't know? On the one hand I happily want to see this, on the other hand everything feels like something I've seen before. (Which shouldn't surprise me, but.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 02:27 (seven years ago) link

the film could be a greatest hits comp but i could also see the trailer being cut for maximum familiarity. i'm probably more of a scott apologist than most, so i think this looks good.

nomar, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 02:31 (seven years ago) link

i could also see the trailer being cut for maximum familiarity

Yeah, maybe. Get all the obvious beats out of the way? (But doubtless more to come.)

Now that we're fully moved into the era of 'cinematic universes' there's something to be said for the sheer randomness of what could happen beforehand when it was more a question of rights batted about for a while and something thinking somewhere 'this could be a good idea/make money/etc.' Also thinking about the first four films each had at least five years between them if not more, and at no point was it ever clear when any of the films finished that there was going to be a next one.

Also it's interesting to think of Scott now apparently continuing to circle back on the whole franchise more and more as time goes on and inevitably gets shorter. The guy is almost 80, he's already seen his brother tragically die, he has to have some sense of an 'end' coming. And he's always doing something else, it seems (honestly had forgotten he'd directed three other films between this one and Prometheus). But whereas he's let Blade Runner go beyond producing it -- and he's almost certainly aware that there's no real way to capture that lightning in a bottle twice -- in contrast he's now directed half of the full six films of the franchise (I am not counting the Predator crossovers). Still, now that I think about it more, there's also something to the fact that it's a franchise he inadvertantly started by chance when he was already over 40, and of course wasn't a story he came up with to start -- his perspective on it has to be a pretty distinct one, near unique.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 02:38 (seven years ago) link

jeez three films since Prometheus...i'd completely forgotten about Exodus

i appreciate that the guy is going to be 80 in December and plans on making two more Alien films (in the Covenant trilogy/Prometheus quadrilogy, whatever this is called...)

nomar, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 02:47 (seven years ago) link

Sadly the wheat thing in the trailer suggest more von daniken bollocks in this movie

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 03:59 (seven years ago) link

I'm biased but this looks cool as hell. Of course it's gonna hit a lot of familiar beats, how's that worse than any other franchise movie ever? I just want it to be good.

I LOVE the new alien design. They went too far with the design changes after the third movie, basically making the aliens into slimy velociraptors instead of biomechanical hell beasts. They even gave that muppet-ass hybrid alien in Resurrection a pair of grandpa tits, which was unforgivable. That movie looked like nonstop ass. Not the good kind of life-affirming ass either.

Anyway, uh yeah I'm gonna see this.

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 04:03 (seven years ago) link

Not that I ever claimed to be an expert on the design but what are the key points of difference in this one you're seeing?

Honestly I'm mostly trying to puzzle out what the exact connections w/r/t Prometheus will or won't be. An easy implication is that the crashed horseshoe ship in this film is the one that was flown off at the end of Prometheus but if that's the case trying to figure out where the eggs come from is the trick. (The most interesting shot to me so far is in the first trailer where some sort of tiny...thing seems to be flying into Fassbender's ear.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 04:11 (seven years ago) link

If Prometheus showed where the alien came from, then where did the queen come from?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 04:15 (seven years ago) link

Mayfair

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 04:24 (seven years ago) link

I'm betting the black goo from Prometheus has something to do with it.

This new design is like a spindlier, slightly more organic version of the original Giger design. I dig it. The later designs in the later movies (Resurrection and the AvP flicks) went too far in the fleshy, organic direction at the expense of the biomechanoid elements that made the original design unique.

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 04:26 (seven years ago) link

X-post to Ned

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 04:27 (seven years ago) link

I'm betting the black goo from Prometheus has something to do with it.

Yeah, it's the most obvious connection. It's an interesting out they gave themselves in that film -- we knew what was in the one main ship but of course it crashed. No exact idea what's in the other one they flew away.

the original Giger design

I read this as 'original Geir design' for a second and went, "There's a thought."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 04:29 (seven years ago) link

But per James's observation, doesn't explain the wheat directly. Anyway, guess we'll find out -- I admit I was double-checking the screenwriter credits to confirm Lindelof wasn't involved.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 04:30 (seven years ago) link

An easy implication is that the crashed horseshoe ship in this film is the one that was flown off at the end of Prometheus but if that's the case trying to figure out where the eggs come from is the trick.

it's not a trick, the movie is going to suck.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 05:32 (seven years ago) link

It very well might but what does it add to the thread by saying so? You're not doing anyone a favor, you're just adding more reflexive scoffing to the pile. There's plenty of that in every movie thread already.

It's pretty easy to adopt a knowingly cynical attitude instead of being vulnerable and allowing yourself to be excited about something and hope that it will be good.

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 06:16 (seven years ago) link

Skepticism and ambivalence are fine, just really get tired of that glib, reflexive "It's gonna suck" attitude. It sucks the air out of everything.

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 06:23 (seven years ago) link

And disappointment is healthy and fine too! I'd rather be massively disappointed by something than go in knowing exactly what my reaction will be.

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 06:26 (seven years ago) link

I haven't seen a trailer for Prometheus 1, let alone 2, but I bet this will suck too :)

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 06:28 (seven years ago) link

This isn't really about Alien this is just stuff I've been thinkin' about lately.

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 06:28 (seven years ago) link

At this point they're continuing a story that I could give two shits about and barely remember anyway. Like I wasn't exactly on the edge of my seat after Prometheus (more like stretched across three taking a nap)

i like black sand space movies & i love me some ridley but we're a couple of stops past where i should have got off the Alien train

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 07:00 (seven years ago) link

those white dudes have got to stop crashing their ships

Number None, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 09:11 (seven years ago) link

I mean their insurance premiums must be through the roof

Number None, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 09:12 (seven years ago) link

they make up for it by employing super low budget incompetent crews

Sacked Italian Greyhound (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 11:59 (seven years ago) link

In a post-Trump world it's certainly plausible

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 12:05 (seven years ago) link

Wonder if the hooded figure glimpsed in this is Noomi Rapace's Dr Shaw

nashwan, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 12:27 (seven years ago) link

It appears to be going both ways - I can see the more bio-mechanoid look in the alien at the end, but the one at 1:45 seems to have human-like skin?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 13:47 (seven years ago) link

i really want danny mcbride to be the surprise sole survivor of this movie

I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link

movie ends with him calling his daughter, Ellen Ripley, back on Earth

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 14:41 (seven years ago) link

woah

I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 14:46 (seven years ago) link

appreciate latebloomer's enthusiasm

mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:06 (seven years ago) link

skeptical about this being a ship meant to set up a colony with partnered couples, seems like a recipe for undercooked relationship drama and easy emotional beats

Fassbender's still a robot, right? imo the best plot would be this one finding the memory chip from the Prometheus one and getting up to some evil hijinks

mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:08 (seven years ago) link

Fassbender IS using a different accent in this one, yes? Do different models have different accents? There's some custom designing.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:20 (seven years ago) link

well, the one in Prometheus was obsessed with Laurence Olivier, so it could have been something he decided to affect

mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:22 (seven years ago) link

this one's secretly obsessed with gg allin

I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link

the one in Prometheus was obsessed with Laurence Olivier

Peter O'Toole, surely.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link

Laurence of Arabia tbf

I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:31 (seven years ago) link

brain fart, sorry guys

mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:32 (seven years ago) link

I guess everyone knows the movie and actor I get confused now and I don't need to post to that thread.

mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:33 (seven years ago) link

For the next movie, Fassbender will be asked to be obsessed with Jason Statham.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:37 (seven years ago) link

Steve Jobs

nashwan, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:38 (seven years ago) link

boo to Jobs, yay to Statham

mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:40 (seven years ago) link

we get scenes of him shadowboxing along to Statham classics

in the climax of the film, he punches an alien in the head

mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:41 (seven years ago) link

alien: covanent 2: turtles in time will feature danny mcbride teaming up with fassbender's robot, who is obsessed with pink flamingos star divine, to beat the alien menace forever by proving they've been committing tax fraud for hundreds of years

I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link

alien: covanent 2: turtles in time will feature danny mcbride teaming up with fassbender's robot, who is obsessed with pink flamingos star divine, to beat the alien menace forever by proving they've been committing tax fraud for hundreds of years

I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link

hmm

I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 15:51 (seven years ago) link

Alien Covenant 3, Alien V Predator 3: Alien 7

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 16:39 (seven years ago) link

io9 with a trailer breakdown:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/everything-the-covenant-trailer-reveals-about-the-lates-1792841865

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 16:44 (seven years ago) link

I admit I didn't catch this shot clearly enough on first viewing:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--XKD5Ls3y--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/kljzptg2kegwccg19q87.png

Per io9:

Remember how Prometheus started with a flashback to the Engineers/Pilots (the big, bald, white aliens—they’re called both, with “Engineers” being prominent in Prometheus)? This, with the monumental figures we’ve seen them make before, seems to be another one of those.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link

God bless any of yis who saw Prometheus and can still manage to pretend convince yourselves that this is going to either convincingly link to alien or be worth catching on its own standalone merit.

Chiding the rest of us seems a bit strong tho.

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 17:06 (seven years ago) link

xp oh man if that's half as good as the rave scene in the second Matrix movie . . .

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 17:09 (seven years ago) link

Alien dancers are truly the most supple.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link

God bless any of yis who saw Prometheus and can still manage to pretend convince yourselves that this is going to either convincingly link to alien or be worth catching on its own standalone merit.

I am simple in this regard: I mostly just want to see James Franco's character die bloodily.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link

You always say that tho

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 17:23 (seven years ago) link

I fail to see the problem in James Franco's character dying bloodily in every film ever made.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 17:30 (seven years ago) link

am i the only one who thought the CGI alien looked really bad?

, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link

I think so too, but I can't separate that completely with my vague sense of emptiness and disappointment that seeing one of these aliens onscreen no longer produces any kind of thrill or scare in me. I don't want it to be that way but it is. These used to be genuine nightmare-producing horrors for me, from around the time I first saw Aliens, and unfortunately that's been worn away. Having them flipping and flailing around, CG-style, in broad daylight, does not help, of course. And the tail creeping in on the shower scene still offers a little of the old excitement. But I do increasingly feel like, as much as I enjoy Resurrection as a fun, disposable (tho stylish) 90s popcorn movie, it would have been way better in every way if the series had taken its final curtain with the third movie.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 17:46 (seven years ago) link

er, separate that completely from, etc.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link

Part of me has to wonder, especially given Scott's vociferousness a couple of years back about how he didn't want to deal with 'dragons' anymore, if there's some sort of bait/switch going on here in terms of the actual focus. Because I agree with Doctor Casino heavily here on the sheer overfamiliarity and its resultant impact or lack thereof. I'm curious about this film but not excited about it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link

[Prometheus 2 is] fresh” and “getting away from gods and dragons and shit. If I see one more dragon I’m going to shoot myself. Stop the dragons.”

Rather than a dragon, Scott describes his original Alien as “the definitive dragon and he’s a motherfucker. The alien’s real which is why it’s probably one of the scariest monsters in film history,” Scott says. “So with Prometheus 2 what I’m trying to do is reintroduce a fresher form of alien in the third act.”

what if...the alien is us

Number None, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 18:07 (seven years ago) link

he's talking total shite though

Number None, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 18:08 (seven years ago) link

James Franco, alien.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 18:08 (seven years ago) link

Everything in that trailer takes 15 minutes of screen time and the rest is the Engineers holding Six Sigma workshops to design a new monster.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 18:13 (seven years ago) link

Alien: Dilbert

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 18:14 (seven years ago) link

Quote just sounds like he's complaining about swords n sorcery films, idk. If only he'd been put in charge of Dragonheart, they might have really had something...

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link

the hanging-off-something-in-space-by-a-rope trope is really starting to get boring. i mean it was in at least 2 Avengers movies, also in the 2nd Captain America, probably perfected in the first of the new Star Trek movies.. Rogue One too maybe? it's been done to absolute death.

piscesx, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 18:32 (seven years ago) link

the windswept somewhat lush desolation of the planet reminds me a bit of the mikkelsen homestead in Rogue One, minus the black sand beaches.

i'm kinda optimistic about this film, i like the visual ambition at least and have always enjoyed Scott's efforts to make sci-fi films that at least look good. i think his visual sense works better in this genre than in swordplay epics (as much as I did really really like Kingdom of Heaven.)

nomar, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 18:42 (seven years ago) link

What if... Matt Damon planted all the wheat?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:07 (seven years ago) link

makes u think

I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:14 (seven years ago) link

https://anotherkindofgrass.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/gladiator-walking-thru-elysium-500-by-191.gif

ultimate shared universe theory: i think they ended up in the wheat field from Gladiator

nomar, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link

or Summerisle

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:22 (seven years ago) link

if there's some sort of bait/switch going on here in terms of the actual focus

this certainly crossed my mind too Ned

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link

rather than a dragon it's the definitive dragon

wins, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP75aZvWVdw

idk i guess i can see why ridley scott would turn down this pitch

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:41 (seven years ago) link

i think they ended up in the wheat field from Gladiator

or the one in this trailer for COMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FwiuJLwAIg

nashwan, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 23:26 (seven years ago) link

in space, if you build it they will come

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 23:39 (seven years ago) link

that grass waving in water scene from Tarkovsky's Solaris has a lot to answer for

mh 😏, Thursday, 2 March 2017 00:02 (seven years ago) link

Building on what dr casino says, about the aliens inevitably becoming less frightening as time goes by, this movie is prob going to stand or fall on how good the human actors are, and I can't guess that from the trailer. The trailer obvs won't show the mundane 'oil rig crew' moments (if there are any, hope there are) and doesn't tell us anything about the pacing between the scary moments (which I'm not expecting to be scary tbh).

Or I dunno - they don't have to be gnarly and cynical I suppose. If they're meant to be idealistic colonists and they actually put that across using acting, that could work.

I like the photography and design. I wd probably watch a tv show set in the Alien world but without any aliens, just people grumbling about in Alien-style sets unable to find the right screwdriver.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 2 March 2017 00:16 (seven years ago) link

You should check out The Expanse!

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 March 2017 00:25 (seven years ago) link

I've been meaning to, is it good?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 2 March 2017 00:42 (seven years ago) link

It comes as close as any TV show ever has to what you just described.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 March 2017 00:43 (seven years ago) link

Yeah The Expanse is some good shit

Anyway, I'm gonna post this w/o comment. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/VbGQP2Wy6qA

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 March 2017 01:00 (seven years ago) link

the expanse has some brief periods of laying out the political landscape that drag a little, but the strength is that the plot is constantly twisting. there aren't any experts or unstoppable heroes in the main cast -- just people who happened to be there when shit went down and they're using their strengths to do what it takes

mh 😏, Thursday, 2 March 2017 02:27 (seven years ago) link

find the right screwdriver, basically

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 March 2017 02:30 (seven years ago) link

People keep raving about The Expanse, but I watched the first episode of Season 1 and it seemed awful - the worst combination of dull and pseudo-gritty. How much better does it get after that? Cause Season 1 is free with Amazon Prime, so I'll dive back in if there's a radical leap in quality from pilot to episode 2 (or even 3 or 4, if I know it's coming).

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 2 March 2017 02:53 (seven years ago) link

there's a whole thread about the show

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 March 2017 02:59 (seven years ago) link

Meantime: or maybe Ridley just likes blood again?

http://www.slashfilm.com/alien-covenant-set-visit-report/

While fans of that first Alien prequel will surely appreciate the scope and general weirdness of the some of the stuff we saw on set, we’re also being promised a movie that embraces its R-rating, a movie that “(orders) blood in the 40 gallon drums rather than the 5 gallon drums,” Huffam says.

And Scott is right in the muck, getting his hands dirty with the crew. Yesterday’s gore effects involved pasta and tapioca. “(Ridley) loves practical effects,” Huffam explains. “He just loves to try and do as much as possible in-camera.”

I'm more...amused by this quote:

“I have to get a cushion and hide behind it,” producer Mark Huffam says of watching footage from Alien: Covenant. “I’ve seen it being filmed and I go ohhhh….don’t look at it!”

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 March 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link

http://youtu.be/Vc6dt0rFddA

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 March 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link

Hmm hmm hmm:

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/movies/ridley-scott-promises-a-return-to-alienstyle-horror-in-alien-covenant-20170222-guj8wk.html

..."Alien was special without question; it was unique really. Prometheus was a good starting block to kick off the idea that no one ever asked in the sequels."

That question is who made the chest-bursting alien and for what purpose?

"Prometheus was about who and why? This is getting closer to who designed it and for what reason."

--

While working on Alien: Covenant, he had the next instalment written so he is ready to keep advancing the saga.

"You've got to assume to a certain extent success and from that you'd better be ready," he says. "You don't want a two-year gap. So I'll be ready to go again next year."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 March 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link

you designed it, ridley -- you and h.r.giger

reason = to scare people

mark s, Monday, 6 March 2017 18:27 (seven years ago) link

Who knew!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 March 2017 18:48 (seven years ago) link

This is the other 'hmm' bit:

"What we did really well on Prometheus, considering that it was a ground zero idea that was starting all over again, was I discovered that people do have an appetite for the alien and what he means and his evolution – the egg, the facehugger, the chestburster as we call them.

"People still want to see it. So I return to a little bit of that but not wholeheartedly; there's a lot in here which is new as well."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 March 2017 18:53 (seven years ago) link

Translation: we made an Alien prequel that had next to nothing to do with the movies that came before it, except for what little people liked, so we made a movie like that again, an Alien movie with an alien in it.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 March 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link

But not wholeheartedly.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 March 2017 18:59 (seven years ago) link

"Oh yeah, alien. Anyway, about these big heads."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 March 2017 19:00 (seven years ago) link

"i discovered that people do have an appetite for what the alien means" = "i want to know why ppl like the alien so much more than my very serious and philosophical exploration of [whatever garbage it is that prometheus explores])

mark s, Monday, 6 March 2017 19:04 (seven years ago) link

HEY NOW

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 March 2017 19:08 (seven years ago) link

lol

the alien is less important for what it means than what it does, although maybe another half dozen films about what this horror from space means will change that

mh 😏, Monday, 6 March 2017 19:09 (seven years ago) link

I hope the next sequel is a musical.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 March 2017 19:10 (seven years ago) link

Alien!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 March 2017 19:10 (seven years ago) link

mel brooks beat us to it

mark s, Monday, 6 March 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link

He showed us the way.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 March 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7uAxOk67gg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 March 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link

I believe I'll be getting my Giger fix this year from another medium:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvBo_rKleNw

I was one of those creeps that bought all the Giger folio books after seeing Alien and DK's *Frankenchrist*. All long since gone. I don't think Giger's main objective was simply to scare, he was exorcising some deep personal disgust at being flesh, having sexuality etc.

Sanpaku, Monday, 6 March 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link

as long as we're at it, why not make six more alien movies?

http://www.indiewire.com/2017/03/ridley-scott-six-more-alien-movies-covenant-1201791116/

silverfish, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 15:58 (seven years ago) link

Great, this can be his Avatar.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:05 (seven years ago) link

''I had always planned a prequel quadrilogy, and a sequel quadrilogy.''

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:07 (seven years ago) link

Fincher at work on 8ight through Se7enteen, Jeunet to just keep remaking Amelie shot-for-shot because how can you improve on that?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:07 (seven years ago) link

can we get the UN to issue a sanction

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link

So let's figure these six out:

Musical (Alien!)
Epic Fantasy (The Lord of the Aliens)
Rom-Com (When Harry Met The Alien)
Mumblecore (Alienated)
Oscar Bait (The English Alien)
Reflexive Winking Horror Humor (Scream 4: In Space You Can Be Heard)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:43 (seven years ago) link

Newt: An Alien Story

jmm, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:44 (seven years ago) link

I'd be down with a film about Bishop learning the knife trick.

"Oops."
"Fix that programming error, would you? And clean up the blood."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:46 (seven years ago) link

Why Isn't There An Extraterrestrial Aliens Day?

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:52 (seven years ago) link

But what about the knife itself, how it was forged, the adventures it's seen, we can expand into an entire spin-off franchise centered around seemingly random objects with surprisingly complex backstories, maybe the very oxygen pumped into the Nostromo is an untapped narrative wonderland.

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:52 (seven years ago) link

xpost -- That'll be the one scripted by Dinesh D'Souza.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:52 (seven years ago) link

You missed the one from the alien POV, where they need to defend themselves and their alien families from human interlopers. Makes you think!

I'm also polishing a pitch right now that's a Stagecoach update, with wagon-trainers making their way across America, defending themselves from attacking aliens. Also, an animated Cartoon Network kids Aliens called Alienz (don't worry, it'll have in-jokes fro parents, too!).

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link

Also, hip-hop/sci-fi "urban" spinoff (called ATLiens, of course) reuniting Big Boi and Andre for the first time since Idlewild.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link

(Big Boi and Andre play aliens in Atlanta.)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link

would watch "jones the movie"

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:57 (seven years ago) link

Why does the unstated premise of most franchise attempts seem to be 'let's see how much we can make the fans hate this thing and let's see how quickly we can do it'?

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:57 (seven years ago) link

Because every sequel development starts with the cunts question "what can we do differently?"

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:58 (seven years ago) link

Ageing Alien's last day on the job and he's paired with wacky Mel Gibson

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link

c'mon every sequel development starts with "how much money can we make"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LwR6n_vULM

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link

Xps well yeah, eg what market did we not gross well in last time? Let's please them

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link

I look forward to the Aliens sequel that finally targets the untapped Hispanic septuagenarian and hearing impaired pre-teen demographics.

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 18:05 (seven years ago) link

Ridley is joking of course, there will not be six films. the last two films will be split into two parts each so there will be nine films.

nomar, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 18:08 (seven years ago) link

You missed the one from the alien POV, where they need to defend themselves and their alien families from human interlopers. Makes you think!

There is actually a really good short story written from the point of view of the creature in The Thing!

Time is ripe for an adaptation of this: http://alienlovespredator.com/

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 18:22 (seven years ago) link

The Thing became an even better movie once I realized that the eponymous Thing was the actual protagonist.

I harbor no expectations of anything half that interesting coming from the Alien franchise.

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 18:34 (seven years ago) link

Thing/Alien crossover where a crew of relatabley grouchy, working-class xenomorphs grow paranoid wondering which of them has been impregnated by a horrifying alien monster.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link

horrifying alien monster is a human baby

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 18:39 (seven years ago) link

second and third films in this series are critically panned but financially successful rewrites of the "three men and a baby" ouevre

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 18:41 (seven years ago) link

"Look Who's Talking!" except the baby is a xenomorph.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 18:43 (seven years ago) link

Better: "Alien," but dubbed over with various Bruce Willis lines from "Look Who's Talking."

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 18:45 (seven years ago) link

Clearly we need an on the nose allegory, where the Aliens have populated south and central America, and the United States needs to build and man a giant border wall to keep them out.

(Wasn't this the plot of Monsters?)

Anyway, wtf with this shameless echo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQjEonI7lDA

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:04 (seven years ago) link

(Warning^ Entire film, more or less)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link

It's ALIEN... in space!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:23 (seven years ago) link

I see, they put a twist on it! Clever.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link

"what if... my two favorite words... what if... ALIEN met GRAVITY? hmm? hmm? think about it"

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:34 (seven years ago) link

i mean, it's gonna be better than prometheus

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:34 (seven years ago) link

'It's Prometheus...but worse!'

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:35 (seven years ago) link

Ender's Alien

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:42 (seven years ago) link

They should have the alien teaching tough inner city kids. They could call it ... Alien On Me.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 March 2017 02:54 (seven years ago) link

Meantime -- in the same way they had a 'David' video out before Prometheus, here's a 'Walter' one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Cmf4BuNgg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 March 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link

Related:

https://meetwalter.com/

Hoos, our viral king, should look into this.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 March 2017 16:03 (seven years ago) link

guys i've cracked the code - this is all misdirection to divert our attention away from judge dredd showing up in the third act to kick some alien ass with his buddy walter

http://static3.comicvine.com/uploads/square_medium/2/27783/857636-walter.jpg

I love all this stuff. Cannot wait. Finally watched the long clip from a couple of weeks ago and it is great!! omg @ Danny McBride. If he doesn't say "Game Over" at some point I will cry. The choking joke is masterful trolling A+. I loved Prometheus but what it didn't have was this sort of cameraderie, which, when the shit goes down, makes everything 1000 times more intense

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 March 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link

Oooooooooookay

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:38 (seven years ago) link

guys is tracer ok

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 March 2017 04:41 (seven years ago) link

Last time I checked it's ok to like things! Even if it's Orometheud

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Saturday, 11 March 2017 04:51 (seven years ago) link

LOL Prometheus I mean

Even my phone is being snarky

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Saturday, 11 March 2017 04:52 (seven years ago) link

Lartbloomper

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 March 2017 04:58 (seven years ago) link

lol

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Saturday, 11 March 2017 05:01 (seven years ago) link

well i for one am i looking forward to ridley scott's Orometheud

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 11 March 2017 07:14 (seven years ago) link

Oromotheud for Presidetn

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 March 2017 07:26 (seven years ago) link

James you disagree that tight emotional connections between characters raise the stakes in a horror movie? You don't like Danny McBride? You thought the chestburster fakeout was lame? Trying to parse your snark

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:01 (seven years ago) link

I don't like mcbride. I thought the fakeout lame. Prometheus was balls. The colonists in the trailer seems as clueless and dumbarsed as the scientists in prometheus. James franco is shitty and smug.

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:09 (seven years ago) link

Also, mcbride saying game over would be the sort of shitty in-joking i would be happy to never see in any movie ever again

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:11 (seven years ago) link

Ooooooookay

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:15 (seven years ago) link

I was kinda joking about "game over" - it would be dumm - but I'm just happy that they've refound a bit of that Thing-ness of funny people who care about each other. Not all Alien movies need to be like that (remember I like Prometheus!) but it's nice (for me) to see

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:45 (seven years ago) link

"that Thing-ness of funny people who care about each other": this would be wildly different from oromotheud

mark s, Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:48 (seven years ago) link

Orometheud 2: Orome Theuder

DG, Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:59 (seven years ago) link

McBride and Franco are big anti-selling points for me too.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 11 March 2017 12:34 (seven years ago) link

"they cast Chet from Weird Science????"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 March 2017 12:36 (seven years ago) link

enough of your shitty in-joking

mark s, Saturday, 11 March 2017 13:28 (seven years ago) link

I just googled "oromotheud" and v. disappointed

El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 March 2017 14:00 (seven years ago) link

i too hate j franks but if you're looking to cast a kind of sniffy wet blanket you could do a whole lot worse

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 March 2017 14:15 (seven years ago) link

plus it looks like he's going to be literally hibernating for some part of the runtime here

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 March 2017 14:17 (seven years ago) link

not sure about these comedy actors in a bad film about people who can't turn left

wins, Saturday, 11 March 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link

otm very concerned about this tarnishing the legacy of Prometheus

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 March 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link

I just googled "oromotheud" and v. disappointed

Ha, me too. Once autocorrect gave me this totally weird word that I googled, and it turned out to be some obscure regional Russian dialect. And I thought, 1) why would autocorrect assume I was typing this word that has probably been typed minimally throughout history, let alone in English? And then I thought, 2) if anyone was ever going to type this obscure Russian dialect, they were likely going to type it correctly the first time.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 March 2017 15:53 (seven years ago) link

Joseph of Oromotheud

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 11 March 2017 18:57 (seven years ago) link

Oromotheud
Begat Sigmund Freud
Who specialized in opioids

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 March 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link

So, uh, everyone, it could be a lot weirder:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/ridley-scott-keeps-trying-to-revive-gladiator-but-he-p-1793199157

Alien: Covenant wasn’t the only supernatural sequel Ridley Scott discussed at this year’s SXSW. He’s also eager to make another Gladiator film. Only problem is... the main character is dead. But Scott said he knows how to bring him back, and I’m hoping it’s because a bunch of Roman gods want him to kill Jesus. Seriously, that’s a real script, people.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 March 2017 19:25 (seven years ago) link

Referring to the legendary Nick Cave script that was never filmed...and which I'm hoping is back in the mix:

http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2015/01/29/the-unbelievably-insane-gladiator-sequel-that-almost-was

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 March 2017 19:26 (seven years ago) link

this isn't hard, people - pretty sure the black goo can bring people back from the dead. failing that, maximus could always return as a xenomorph. lot of dramatic possibilities there and i think it'd answer the 'big questions' we all had after the first film. at the least it now seems clear that 'oromotheud' is a roman name, or perhaps thracian. all my fanboy hairs are tingling - i'm ready to start camping out for opening night! i'm sure i speak for tracer on this also.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 12 March 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link

max's first night back in heaven, wife and child sleeping contentedly in his arms, he hears a dripping sound and camera zooms in on his face as one eye cocks open

ALIEN: AFTERLIFE

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 March 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link

HAIL ALIEN CAESAR

mark s, Sunday, 12 March 2017 20:46 (seven years ago) link

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9c/ff/ee/9cffeeab2d9dad55f157a5d1274ef9f3.jpg

A Roman legion hunting and battling what they believe to be a Dragon who is terrorizing the countryside. Romans vs. Alien Queen by Uglyheroes aka Jay Beard

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 12 March 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link

Couldn't be any worse (better?) than Outlander (Jesus vs. alien + Vikings):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwU7IufUZUY

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 12 March 2017 21:10 (seven years ago) link

"ARE YOU NOT CHESTBURSTED?"

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:04 (seven years ago) link

The Blade Runner sequel will tie in to all this as well. We're essentially seeing the creation of the Ridley Cinematic Universe.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:04 (seven years ago) link

Xenomorph, Deckard and Maximus will all team up Avengers-style to fight the true threat to the universe, last seen floating in the galactic void much like Thanos:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/film/legendridleyscott/legendcurry-xlarge.jpg

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:06 (seven years ago) link

I'm looking forward to seeing Russell Crowe play both a xenomorph gladiator and Robin Hood. The biggest outstanding question at this point is whether the black goo could work to bring back Thelma and/or Louise, or whether it'll be retconned that the '66 Thunderbird was actually an early model of the flying 'Spinners' from Blade Runner. There's also a fan theory going around in the last forty-eight seconds that, possible spoilers, it'll turn out the black goo was actually the 'black rain' from the film of the same title. Not sure how I feel about that one but I'm confident Scott can make it work since clearly it is something he feels really passionately about.

To be honest, a part of me is starting to worry that he failed to learn anything from the botched launch of DC's universe (sorry, BvS:DoJ fans!) and is trying to do too much with one movie. You have to build to these things organically. Still, Tracer and I are super stoked to finally see the factory where the downed Black Hawk was assembled - I mean that's a story we've all been wanting to see for the last sixteen years, and it's essentially criminal that Scott refused to answer these nagging questions for so long.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:23 (seven years ago) link

And then at the end Harvey Keitel and Keith Carradine meet again. "So, rematch?"

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:26 (seven years ago) link

how are you leaving out the most important RCU movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6aPgA5549g

El Tomboto, Sunday, 12 March 2017 23:55 (seven years ago) link

I just want to see if they managed to restore the Roman republic.

Frederik B, Monday, 13 March 2017 00:21 (seven years ago) link

If we could get Tony Scott multiverse action going on here then all is forgiven, Denzel in Top Gun going after alien queen is some strong shit

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, 13 March 2017 00:23 (seven years ago) link

Oh man, that would be the real crown jewel.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 March 2017 00:59 (seven years ago) link

Uh cough infinity stone cough

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, 13 March 2017 01:00 (seven years ago) link

this is pretty cool

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7kP-OOVQAA9N7v.jpg

Number None, Thursday, 23 March 2017 21:22 (seven years ago) link

the film will obviously still be awful tho

Number None, Thursday, 23 March 2017 21:23 (seven years ago) link

sub-giger but very acceptable poster

mh 😏, Thursday, 23 March 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Looks like one epic kegger

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 March 2017 21:26 (seven years ago) link

say "giger kegger" ten times fast, I dare ya

mh 😏, Thursday, 23 March 2017 21:28 (seven years ago) link

https://68.media.tumblr.com/fc6c785c0d8324fc9b7ae04f385c6dbe/tumblr_om1uiui8ug1vdbx3no1_540.jpg

new alien revealed

, Thursday, 23 March 2017 22:23 (seven years ago) link

spraaaang burst

mark s, Thursday, 23 March 2017 22:29 (seven years ago) link

Spoiler stuff in this report (which I read anyway because hey)

http://io9.gizmodo.com/new-alien-covenant-footage-showed-destruction-on-a-who-1793864681

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 March 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link

prometheus is on telly and i am rewatching it

it is bad

mark s, Friday, 31 March 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link

so very bad

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link

it has one good scene and that's it

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link

the only people more incompetent than the scientists aboard the ship are the scriptwriters

mark s, Friday, 31 March 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link

you must be watching it wrong

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 March 2017 22:04 (seven years ago) link

i am quite tired

mark s, Friday, 31 March 2017 22:05 (seven years ago) link

it's precisely as beautiful as The Room and for the same reasons

Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 March 2017 22:05 (seven years ago) link

try the "VERT" and "HORIZ" knobs, sometimes that kicks the narrative into gear.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 March 2017 22:06 (seven years ago) link

now and then i wonder if it's meant to be a comedy (not that it works as one, but there's a kind of slapstick rhythm to some of the scenes)

mark s, Friday, 31 March 2017 22:17 (seven years ago) link

I def laughed when the Engineer just kills the rich guy

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 22:24 (seven years ago) link

def a high point and a little like the punchline to a 2-hr setup

xpost

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 March 2017 22:28 (seven years ago) link

also fassbender's goody-dreamy smile

mark s, Friday, 31 March 2017 22:30 (seven years ago) link

i mean goofy-dreamy

mark s, Friday, 31 March 2017 22:30 (seven years ago) link

and the entire self-caesarian is of course virtuoso hilarious

"error: this med-pod is calibrated for male patients only"

mark s, Friday, 31 March 2017 22:36 (seven years ago) link

now i am rewatching GODS OF EGYPT

mark s, Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:22 (seven years ago) link

the wrong scott brother died imo

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:37 (seven years ago) link

also why are you torturing yourself like this, mark

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:37 (seven years ago) link

lol gods of egypt what did we ever see in alex proyas

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:38 (seven years ago) link

Burk Sharpless strikes again

a Brazilian professional footballer (wins), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:40 (seven years ago) link

remember when aaron sorkin was publicly astonished to discover that hollywood isn't a true meritocracy a week or too ago? the two-word counter-argument that should have instantly convinced him that yeah mediocre men DO get way more chances than women or people of colour is 'alex proyas'

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link

I'll still hang out and watch I, Robot and Dark City pretty much any time, though

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:42 (seven years ago) link

i couldn't sit through i. robot once tbh. i caught ten minutes of it on tv recently and holy hell that cg has not aged well at all

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:45 (seven years ago) link

for one thing there more than 1 robot, sort it out scriptwriters

Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:45 (seven years ago) link

i did watch gods of egypt on netflix recently and all i could focus on was gerard butler's accent, which literally changes from scene to scene - it's the laziest performance i've seen in forever, even by big gerry's usual mahogany-laden standards

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:48 (seven years ago) link

i am rereading this entire thread while rewatching gods of egypt

i've got to the bit -- which seems to have occurred before many ppl saw prometheus -- where ridley cites the agreement of three most important authorities on the "big questions" viz the Vatican, NASA and Erich von Däniken

mark s, Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:06 (seven years ago) link

Total road comedy there

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:11 (seven years ago) link

gods of egypt >>> prometheus is all departments, including sci-fi look and "answers the big questions abt where we come from"

mark s, Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:12 (seven years ago) link

i post this while watching the "giant lesbian asps in a hellraiser maze" section

mark s, Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:23 (seven years ago) link

a teeny-tiny lawrence-of-arabia thing that puzzled-annoyed me while rewatching the space-caesarian of a thread-topic movie yesterday

david watches peter o'toole saying "the trick, mr potter, is not minding that it hurts", and quotes it to himself as he slooches his hair into a version of o'toole's fey do (iirc while he goes back to minding the ship alone while all sleep == the good-idea-for-a-film-within-a-bigger-bad-film)

except he doesn't quote it right, he entirely misses the (also somewhat fey) emphasis o'toole gives the word "minding" -- but he's a robot, why does he decide NOT to get it right, NOT to repeat it exactly?

(of course it's a p bad scene in the david lean movie, in that mr potter is a clumsily signalled comedy cockney and the point, abt burning yrself with a match, is do-you-see obvious, L0A being a big-budget film that looks great but doesn't really know what it's saying, ho hum nothing new under the giant desert sun)

mark s, Saturday, 1 April 2017 15:36 (seven years ago) link

L0A being a big-budget film that looks great but doesn't really know what it's saying

had to double-check you weren't talking about prometheus there

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 1 April 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link

<i>(iirc while he goes back to minding the ship alone while all sleep == the good-idea-for-a-film-within-a-bigger-bad-film)</i>

This very OTM.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 1 April 2017 15:51 (seven years ago) link

oops

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 1 April 2017 15:51 (seven years ago) link

(iirc while he goes back to minding the ship alone while all sleep == the good-idea-for-a-film-within-a-bigger-bad-film)

They wake up. They're already on some planet. Bad robot. Bad BAD robot. etc etc -- yeah, this would've been cool.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 1 April 2017 15:53 (seven years ago) link

had to double-check you weren't talking about prometheus there

i assume much stupid blogging ink has been spilled on how LoA is the crypto-key to prometheus, i just wanted to get the much bigger similarity into print viz both films are bad

mark s, Saturday, 1 April 2017 16:07 (seven years ago) link

still rereading (gods of egypt long over): passage where tuomas suddenly starts posting needs more backstory

mark s, Saturday, 1 April 2017 17:29 (seven years ago) link

threadread completed, good work ilxor

mark s, Saturday, 1 April 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link

Various new TV spots, etc. etc. plus this bit of weirdness involving John Denver and what may have happened to Rapace's character:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/new-alien-covenant-footage-teases-the-grim-fate-of-noo-1793989478

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:31 (seven years ago) link

That alien smashing its head against the glass so it can eat Danny McBride looks so bad it's putting me off this entire movie. Well, that plus the presence of James Franco and Danny McBride, who are both deal-breakers for me. But seriously, that alien actually looks worse/dumber than the human/alien hybrid from 4.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link

maybe they're planning to honour alien 3 by opening with the discovery of her corpse in a broken hypersleep chamber and that'll be the extent of her involvement

― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 16:08 (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

💅

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 16:43 (seven years ago) link

You guys get het up about the dumbest shit.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:22 (seven years ago) link

BTW - http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3430628/alien-day-prepares-covenant-theatrical-release-original-1979-film-prometheus/

Alien Day returns on April 26, a nod to planet LV-426 from the iconic Alien films, as the countdown continues for the highly anticipated new chapter in Ridley Scott’s groundbreaking Alien sci-fi thriller, Alien: Covenant, releasing in theaters worldwide beginning May 10.

Cast members from Covenant will join fan-focused festivities including a live streaming event, an interactive trivia challenge, worldwide screenings, all-new product launches, special reveals and more.

The biggest surprise, however, if a theatrical re-release of Prometheus, which sets the stage for Covenant.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:26 (seven years ago) link

jared kushner is basically gob bluth in that episode of arrested development where he

You guys get het up about the dumbest shit.

mods new board descrip pls

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:27 (seven years ago) link

well that was weird

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Jared Kushner, xenomorph

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:28 (seven years ago) link

Prometheus and, I'm sure, Prometheus 2 are the dumbest shit but are people really getting het up about it

in time of lost search (wins), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:30 (seven years ago) link

xxp I don't know what you expected.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:30 (seven years ago) link

On here I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of THEY RERRRNED GERRRSBERRZTZZZ elsewhere

in time of lost search (wins), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:31 (seven years ago) link

I second that new board description nomination

Is nail polish emoji the new "I would like to point out that I have been otm in this thread"?

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:32 (seven years ago) link

Prometheus and, I'm sure, Prometheus 2 are the dumbest shit but are people really getting het up about it

NO WE'RE NOT YOU SHUT YOUR LYING MOUTH RIGHT NOW

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:33 (seven years ago) link

I second that new board description nomination

Is nail polish emoji the new "I would like to point out that I have been otm in this thread"?

that's what i was aiming for, aye

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:33 (seven years ago) link

THEY RERRRNED GERRRSBERRZTZZZ

irl tears of lol

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 17:34 (seven years ago) link

Tombot otm otm

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Huh.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/watch-elizabeth-shaw-return-in-a-short-film-linking-pro-1794675880

For Alien Day, Fox just dropped this official Alien: Covenant prologue short called The Crossing, which stars both Prometheus survivors David (Michael Fassbender) and Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeMVrnYNwus

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

Also of note, this is the second prologue video released for Covenant. The first focused more on the crew of the titular ship, who are in space hoping to start a new world. You can watch that here.

Lots of intriguing backstory to chew on before the first frame of footage even rolls.

what a time to be alive

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:29 (six years ago) link

haha wait the aliens have their own cryopod thingies? that humans (and/or human-created robots) can operate? and they work on human bodies too?? OKAY

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link

They're the USBs of the galaxy. Anyway, said cryopods were in Prometheus and all.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link

haha i think i blocked that out, along with all the other bad parts of prometheus.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link

YES THERE ARE PARTS I DO REMEMBER THANK YOU

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link

it's a pretty dope movie that way tbh, plus it's only six to eight minutes long so it slots pretty easily into your viewing schedule.

✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:52 (six years ago) link

Could just put this on loop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTOcA_y1R_U

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link

it's a pretty dope movie that way tbh, plus it's only six to eight minutes long

^^^

you guys are such suckers

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link

haha wait the aliens have their own cryopod thingies? that humans (and/or human-created robots) can operate? and they work on human bodies too?? OKAY

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, April 26, 2017 5:34 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Of course they work on human bodies, our DNA is 100% identical according to Prometheus! Even though it results in entirely different morphologies!

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link

lol i think i forgot the whole plot? time to rewatch :D

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link

they must have cut the scene where they inflate noomi to space jockey size so she can comfortably fit in their pods.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:36 (six years ago) link

They have little pods for little Engineers.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link

I hope we finally find out how the aliens became aliens and/or Spider-Man.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

parents killed on crime alley by clarence boddiker under the direction of sauron iirc

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:55 (six years ago) link

Gotta start somewhere.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:56 (six years ago) link

shakey is right, i am a sucker.

OF FACES

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:56 (six years ago) link

christ I was waiting for someone to step up and deliver the punchline

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

I can't wait for Ridley to announce one day that he started ILX as a long build-up to an alien movie premise and shakey has devoted countless hours

a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 27 April 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link

I just got back from the "Alien Day" screening of the original Alien. Not bad! That Weaver broad, I think she's going places. (Seriously though there's something magic about seeing a classic on the biggest screen possible.)

Afterwards they showed the Prometheus bridging bit (which was pretty cool! I'd watch a movie of just that) plus a couple of scenes from Covenant which were surprisingly great. I was kinda taken aback at how intense the scenes were. I think someone upthread mentioned that this looks like Ridley Scott doing his version of Aliens and that's more or less the vibe I got. It looks to be a good ol' gory gooey time.

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 April 2017 02:16 (six years ago) link

New movie getting brutal advance reviews.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 May 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

Rotten Tomatoes looks like 'tepidly positive' for the most part.

circa1916, Sunday, 7 May 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link

yeah the five top critics essentially gave it B+-level ratings.

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 May 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

a shame that "We Live Entertainment" shat all over it, oh noes

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 May 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

Reviews for Prometheus were almost universally positive iirc

Number None, Sunday, 7 May 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link

they were positive with massive caveats like "it looked cool BUT..."

fwiw all I need this thing to be is fun Alien people-eating eye candy. if it's Promethean in scope, I will piss in my seat and leave the theater

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 May 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link

The io9 review in particular didn't hold back. And Lussier always feels like a bit of an uncritical fanboy so for him to completely go off on this is probably a sign.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/alien-covenant-may-be-the-biggest-disappointment-of-th-1794898330

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 7 May 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

The other standout is Tennessee, a pilot played by Danny McBride, who thrives on the actor’s charisma.

I am already starting to drift away from this review...

You even start to think you’re going to get answers to the big “Why are we here?” questions from Prometheus too, which were by far the best part of that film.

I am now starting to run away from this review.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 7 May 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

Farrell beat me to it by a fraction of a sentence

mark s, Sunday, 7 May 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link

even in the tracer hand sense of "best part of this film" these elements were not the best part of this film

mark s, Sunday, 7 May 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

"The film includes such a brutal, clean dismissal of Prometheus’ potential it almost feels like Scott is apologizing to fans for that film."

oh good i feel like i deserved an apology

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Sunday, 7 May 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link

he could have just sent a card though

✓ (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 May 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link

I will be inquiring on Mr. Chung's board for his analysis after this gets released

a landlocked exclave (mh), Sunday, 7 May 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

Reviews are all over the place. Feels like people are seeing wildly different things in it, which is interesting.

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 May 2017 20:00 (six years ago) link

imo we need to find someone who has never seen any related movies to show this to

a landlocked exclave (mh), Sunday, 7 May 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

The other standout is Tennessee, a pilot played by Danny McBride, who thrives on the actor’s charisma.

Danny McBride has all the charisma of an overflowing toilet.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 7 May 2017 22:07 (six years ago) link

U must have sum toilet

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 May 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gFKsunQ.gif

mark s, Sunday, 7 May 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link

scarier than anything since the OG facehugger imo

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 May 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link

We need to post as much as possible until the gif goes away.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 May 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

it will never really go away

mark s, Monday, 8 May 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

I'm not sure what to make of that review. As described it makes the movie sound like another bait and switch like Prometheus, less a new "Alien"/space horror film and more some weird naval-gazing that also has an alien in it. But how that would "betray" (or whatever) the shitty ideas in Prometheus is anyone's guess. I'd think a pretentious, incoherent movie about What It All Means sounds very much like its predecessor.

Scott should make a movie that features only aliens and no other lifeforms. Like, what are they up to when there is nothing to kill, eat or impregnate? Do they just nap a lot? Do they have friends, play games? Are they bored?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 May 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link

I had a dream about this movie for some reason. I don't even want to see it. My brain just really wanted to tease out "what do you do for the first two thirds of a three hour movie that everyone knows is about all the people getting killed by aliens, before the aliens show up?" IIRC we hadn't even gotten off the spaceship to see the wheat with no birds. Just hanging out in a giant spaceship with bad lighting, talking and rummaging through weird equipment.

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Monday, 8 May 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

xxpost sorry josh I can't let it go by with out a lol

"naval gazing"
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/22/article-2701502-1FE0E0B400000578-714_964x641.jpg

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 May 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

Ha ha, I'm like Trump Twitter. You can totally tell when I'm rushing something out first thing in the morning when I'm full of other distractions.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 May 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

This was stupid and perfunctory. Sporadically good-looking, with characters as dumb as the scientists in Prometheus. more dumb Von daniken bullshit, plus dumb mad scientist bullshit on top.

Every second word of dialogue is either WIFE, HUSBAND, TENNESSEE or 'T'

One good point: James Franco dies before uttering a word or even really appearing in screen

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:32 (six years ago) link

Ridley Scott does not understand why Alien and Blade Runner were good, yet he's planning 6 more of these fucking things?

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:33 (six years ago) link

look on the bright side, he's 79 - how much longer can he keep cranking them out?

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:40 (six years ago) link

james, the only question i really care about in regards to this movie is how exciting/frightening/hilarious the deaths of the crew are - have i got anything to look forward to?

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link

kinda sad that the best i can expect from a new alien is basically the same thing i'd look for in a straight-to-netflix splatter movie :(

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:49 (six years ago) link

fraid we're not getting away from von daniken as long as ppl stan for kubrick as a deep thinker

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link

The deaths are unpleasant to start with, becoming summer camp slasher film level by the end

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:57 (six years ago) link

Franco burns to death in a box, that's something

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:58 (six years ago) link

er, spoilers??

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:59 (six years ago) link

fuck's sake

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:59 (six years ago) link

removing bookmark

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 May 2017 11:59 (six years ago) link

that's a bit more specific info than i was hoping for from james, tbf, but i kinda feel like if you're looking at a thread for a movie that's on general release you've only got yourself to blame if and when spoilers show up

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 12:04 (six years ago) link

if you're looking at a thread for Ridley Scott's new Alien movie you've only got yourself to blame

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 May 2017 12:07 (six years ago) link

fair

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 12:09 (six years ago) link

Was it ever explained why they cast Guy Pierce in bad makeup as an old man the first movie, vs. just an older actor?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 May 2017 13:23 (six years ago) link

Or Guy Pearce, for that matter?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 May 2017 13:23 (six years ago) link

He appears in a web exclusive (IE cut scene) as young himself (and also does so in Covenant, I think I heard?)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 11 May 2017 13:24 (six years ago) link

is there any other big-budget franchise which has gone on as long as the alien series without actually making a decent film in (charitably) 25 years? even the bond series accidentally makes a reasonable one every couple of decades

every step they take to world-build this universe past aliens has just made it more boring and boxed it further into the corner of 'hapless chumps get chomped in space (occasionally a predator shows up)'

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 13:45 (six years ago) link

i had no idea it was out. i just looked at imdb and it came out what, yesterday? there is a natural etiquette to these things. however point taken

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 May 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link

ugh the "bond is sometimes good" bat signal has been activated on a day when i am very busy

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link

20 years! Still, Jesus, 20 years.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 11 May 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

ugh the "bond is sometimes good" bat signal has been activated on a day when i am very busy

tbf i said 'reasonable'

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

mark s just desperate to wade in with an impassioned defence of the bond series, i can tell

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

fraid we're not getting away from von daniken as long as ppl stan for kubrick as a deep thinker

― mark s, Thursday, May 11, 2017 6:52 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

important post

mh, Thursday, 11 May 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

it's true, the part where barry lyndon fought a pistol duel with an ancient alien was really terrible

PRESIDENT STEAMPUNK J. BRAINSTEM (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link

it spoke to me, the guy who gets world-weary when having to listen to others talk about how deep movies are

mh, Thursday, 11 May 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link

makes u think

PRESIDENT STEAMPUNK J. BRAINSTEM (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link

all my posts are important, some of them may not be well understood yet

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link

Much like Kubrick's oeuvre

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 May 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link

http://wallpapercave.com/wp/2kDZlWN.jpg

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link

deep/shallow such a lousy critical metaphor anyway

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 May 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

In today's lack of surprise

http://io9.gizmodo.com/ridley-scott-admits-fan-backlash-over-prometheus-influe-1795126523

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 May 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link

the biggest problem is that ridley scott is a nincompoop

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

or strength, if you're tracer hand and not read this thread any more

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

he's no tony scott, that's for sure

PRESIDENT STEAMPUNK J. BRAINSTEM (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

at this point he's more like Dr. Gene Scott

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 May 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link

He could play him in a movie easy!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 May 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

Sorry about spoiler, but it happens in the first 5 minutes of the film

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 May 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link

Nobody else is dumb enough to have gone to see this, huh?

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 12 May 2017 06:48 (six years ago) link

Only opens in the UK today (think there were previews yesterday) and not until next week in the US.

Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Friday, 12 May 2017 07:53 (six years ago) link

i might go and see it this weekend

the lure of franco immolation is too strong to resist

PRESIDENT STEAMPUNK J. BRAINSTEM (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 May 2017 08:19 (six years ago) link

Wasn't at all interested in seeing this but I was promised some food if I went out, the pizza was good, the film went beneath my low expectations.

There's some pretty impressive sights, visual references to Bocklin and possibly John Martin, but it probably all looked better in the concept art stages because it has that fakey blockbuster look to it.

The aliens never look as good as they did in the first four films, which surprised me. Looks like they stuck to cgi entirely?

There was some bizarre choice of sexual innuendo in the dialogue which the audience cracked up at. Several people started shouting about how much the film sucked, they were told to fuck off and thankfully they did after 10 minutes or so. I got a sense that they wouldn't have liked it even if it was great.

Fassbender gets some of the bulk of the bad dialogue and I'm not sure how well he could have delivered it all but the lead actress is good.

Genuine question: why did people have such hopes for this one? Have Scott's recent films been good?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 15 May 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link

who are these "people" you're referring to?

Number None, Monday, 15 May 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

I don't know if I've ever been in a commercial theater where people yelled stuff at the screen unless it was some special event or like rocky horror

mh, Monday, 15 May 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

my god, you are a fortunate soul

✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

I understood that was an unavoidable aspect of the experience in the US of A

Number None, Monday, 15 May 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

Rich Juzwiak, suffering for art

http://themuse.jezebel.com/in-space-everyone-can-see-you-make-a-shitty-sequel-lik-1795018650

...a weird homoeroticism between Fassbender droids ensues. I wasn’t sure if David teaching Walter to play a recorder-like wind instrument was meant to be funny—“Watch me, I’ll do the fingering”—but the screening audience I saw this movie with on Friday evening certainly found that line hilarious. You have to take your entertainment where you can find it, I suppose.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 May 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link

Yeah that was the moment.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 15 May 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

yeeesh

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 04:03 (six years ago) link

I also prefer having a life over this

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 07:26 (six years ago) link

how would you know

mh, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 13:41 (six years ago) link

:)

mh, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 13:41 (six years ago) link

:D

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link

Matt Zoller Seitz gave it four stars on Ebert's site, Ignaty gave it a B+ on AVClub.

i'm willing to give this a chance, i often don't agree w/the conventional wisdom on movies like this.

nomar, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link

Seitz is about one notch above Peter Travers; the motherfucker likes everything.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

The warning signs are too blatant (not least its red-flag predecessor) and the criticisms too specific and consistent for me to buy that this movie is secretly good.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 18:40 (six years ago) link

it's such an awesome secret that you won't actually no how awesome it was until the NEXT sequel comes out and you go see that too

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link

Has there ever been a backwards series of sequels where each movie takes place before the last one?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones, if you don't count the fourth one

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link

oh, damn the third one wasn't set first. nevermind

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link

Has there ever been a backwards series of sequels where each movie takes place before the last one?

The Conjouring series does this, doesn't it? Also didn't Paranormal Activity go this route for a while?

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link

Hmm, I know the second takes place before the first, but the third follows the second. So second is just a standard prequel.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link

Technically each Back to the Future installment takes place before the last one. But they also take place after.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link

Rep. Mike Simpson (R-Idaho): “What I’m worried about is, in the early 1970s, politicians like me were standing around saying, ‘Nixon’s okay, he didn’t do anything,’ and look what it led to,” he said. “And every day there is something that adds on to it.”

Genuinely shocked at level of reflectiveness here tbh

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link

Was Nixon an alien host?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link

lol whoops

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:55 (six years ago) link

“What I’m worried about is, in the late 1970s, people like me were standing around saying, ‘Scott’s okay, he didn’t do anything bad with Alien,’ and look what it led to,” he said. “And every day there is something that adds on to it.”

nomar, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

hahaha

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

Lol bump accidental set spike

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 23:56 (six years ago) link

Left the house intending to see Colossal, was too late, couldn't bear the thought of going back out in the heat so I saw this instead. Whoof. Oddly I think it managed to be better than Prometheus in a great variety of ways while still having most of the same flaws, in many cases having them much worse (especially w/r/t the characters all being morons). It basically kind of pissed me off but I can't say I didn't deserve it - fool me once, etc. etc. I will say I was not expecting callbacks to Alien3, so that at least was some kind of surprise.

I don't think this deserves its own spoiler thread, but I don't want to spoil anything here. How much longer do we normally give these things?

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 20 May 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link

It's inconceivable that the characters in this can be dumber than those in Prometheus, with its map makers getting long and that idiot petting the space parasite like it's a puppy.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 May 2017 00:40 (six years ago) link

it's more diffuse - only one or two actions are quite as dumb as that, but everybody is operating with a generalized dumbness from the word go. the entire reason they are in the situation at all is dumb and the situation chiefly escalates because of further dumb decisions. and, this is as spoiley as i'll go, one character goes full Lambert within the first four seconds of anything remotely stressful happening and it all goes to shit from there and it's like, man, where do they keep finding these crackerjack crews for critical space missions?

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 20 May 2017 00:42 (six years ago) link

a coupla white robots sitting around playing the flute. is what they should have called it.

scott seward, Saturday, 20 May 2017 02:19 (six years ago) link

"It's inconceivable that the characters in this can be dumber than those in Prometheus..."

you wrong!

scott seward, Saturday, 20 May 2017 02:20 (six years ago) link

it's pretty quick though. and some great visuals.

scott seward, Saturday, 20 May 2017 02:21 (six years ago) link

Do ppl get ate

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 May 2017 02:25 (six years ago) link

it's mostly ate.

scott seward, Saturday, 20 May 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link

it's mostly blood and fassbender. which also would have been a good title. you gotta be down with the fassbender. could have been a one man show on broadway. with flutes.

scott seward, Saturday, 20 May 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link

on the plus side, you don't have to care about anyone if caring isn't your thing. they are all stock horror movie characters with the exception of aryan robot boy.

scott seward, Saturday, 20 May 2017 03:33 (six years ago) link

Fassbender hams it up like a goddamn champion in this. He OWNS.

It's basically an evil episode of Star Trek or a wacky mad scientist flick stuffed inside a conventional alien movie. It moves way too fast but I liked it.

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Saturday, 20 May 2017 03:38 (six years ago) link

all the pretty planet and ship stuff really made me wish he could just make a 3 hour pretty planet and ship movie. that stuff was lovingly done and i wish i could have lingered with it longer. it was worth seeing just for that.

scott seward, Saturday, 20 May 2017 04:13 (six years ago) link

there is one part, the apex of the part where they're climbing the pretty planet (again trying not to spoil anything specific) that is gooorrrgeous and yeah it was like, if these images were married to a really great story and about half as many characters who actually were characters, there would be the potential there for a really spectacular latter-day sci-fi triumph from scott. in practice it's more like pandorumetheus but so it goes.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 20 May 2017 04:52 (six years ago) link

These characters would be colonists rather than scientists, right? So I'd expect a certain level of dumb.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 20 May 2017 06:03 (six years ago) link

Not this dumb. You land on a previously unknown planet with a rich ecosystem, take no biological or quarantine precautions, and aren't concerned when someone starts to look really sick really quickly? These are Golgofrinchans.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 20 May 2017 09:26 (six years ago) link

"guys they're only colonists, doesn't matter if we just choose the first couple of dozen idiots that apply"

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 May 2017 09:45 (six years ago) link

This is the type of movie where an evil robot sings opera to himself in the mirror while cutting his hair.

It's not wrong to say that the characters frequently act like idiots in this but it feels kinda beside the point maybe?

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Saturday, 20 May 2017 10:13 (six years ago) link

Also like, have y'all been watching the news lately at all or

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Saturday, 20 May 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link

a coupla white robots sitting around playing the flute. is what they should have called it

waiting for podot *awaits erudite applause*

mark s, Saturday, 20 May 2017 11:19 (six years ago) link

Is it possible... Weaver is the most interesting thing about the movies, the irreplaceable thing that holds them together - not Scott, Cameron, Fincher, or even the alien - and that's why the last two movies are so dire?

I guess that doesn't explain why 3&4 were bad - unless you say they're both deconstructions so we're not getting the "real" Ripley as the first two movies.

Haven't seen the new one. Sounds fucking idiotic, like Prometheus with added torture porn. Also, the first two are FUN!

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 20 May 2017 12:29 (six years ago) link

I guess that doesn't explain why 3&4 were bad

Exactly. She's the best thing about them (well, Winona is good, iirc), but she can't save them. I think her character is great, but the irreplaceable thing about the first two, imo, is the ensemble. Every character is a real character. By three (despite some good characters, tbf) it's mostly fodder, and the ensemble camaraderie of 4 is forced and artificial.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 20 May 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link

i like the grumbly jobsworth britishness of 3 but mileage evidently varies: still wish vincent ward had directed it tho (his concept was that entire planet was built of wood, clearly >>>> than any ridley s idea for 30-odd years)

mark s, Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:40 (six years ago) link

the soundtrack/score/clanking noises of 3 was my favorite thing about it. so much so that i saw it a second time at the movies and taped it with my tape recorder! but if that's your favorite part of an alien movie...

scott seward, Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

here's an interesting thing about Alien(s) i did not know

http://lwlies.com/articles/alien-gender-politics-ellen-ripley-joan-lambert/

Number None, Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

JiC is right about ensemble. The casts have grown bigger and bigger and less and less real. Cameron thins his down quickly, Fincher just accepts having a bunch of lookalike background guys, Jeunet aims for a cartoonish vividness for each person (but ends up instead with the first issue of an Image Comics team book), and then Scott's new entries, like Anderson's AvP, become just huge groups of basically faceless young actors who die before you know their names, no matter how long they stick around. The deaths are therefore not very interesting or memorable. (We also learn at one point about some really horrifying atrocities that happened in the past, which if taken seriously kind of dwarf anything the Xenomorphs will accomplish in the other films, but the film doesn't really incorporate this knowledge or treat it with the gravity it deserves, imho.)

The dumbness matters imho - it's distracting when it's clearly just plot mechanics being squeezed through the character's mouths, but it just generally reflects a failure to write them as people who do things for reasons that come out of who they are, how they relate to each other, how they handle situations and conflict. Alien had that in spades - here, though, half the dialogue comes out as "ooh, this looks like a good spot to get separated!" or "listen pal, I am ORDERING you to lead me into that spooky old house!" How many script pages are wasted on people trying to see if they can get a transmission through? Zzzzzzzzz.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link

it felt quick though. so i didn't get bored. but yeah the amount of cliches...you couldn't count them all. "i have to go take a leak..." i mean that is right out of friday the 13th part 400.

still think it was worth it for stuff like the solar sail. which really did belong in a better and grander film.

scott seward, Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link

Good point re: ensembles. Is it fair to say that none of the Alien movies since Alien3 are... better than Event Horizon? (Even that iirc had a distinct, if B-list, ensemble.)

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link

i read an article that said that every alien movie has made less money than the one before it. there were like a bunch of guys my age at the movies last night and a smattering of comic book guys but about 3/4 empty basically.

scott seward, Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link

Weaver was great, but the real difference is the screenplays. The first two were outstanding: quotable dialogue, well-drawn characters, narrative tension, meaningful plot twists, etc.

The new movies are on par visually, and they feature talented actors, but the scripts stink.

it me, Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:42 (six years ago) link

i can almost hear billy crudup saying "what if we made him a man of faith...?" and everyone else saying sure whatever dude. get into your spacesuit.

scott seward, Saturday, 20 May 2017 14:59 (six years ago) link

hahaha otm

his speeches were such wooden non sequiturs that i didn't really register his man-of-faith character trait until reading reviews afterwards. it doesn't inform the way he deals with people or the decisions he makes afaict. even when people are trying to get him to do things they don't appeal to scripture or anything. like he was just, the nominal leader who's in over his head? but trying his best? but people think he's an asshole? but only sometimes? and this is the second or third most clearly-drawn character in the movie!

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 20 May 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link

Just seen this at the BFI IMAX. Agree with Skot and DC for the most part, but I'd set my expectations very low after Prometheus, and so they were comfortably exceeded. Impressive visually. Bit surprised by the abrupt way the writers decided to, erm, deal with the problem that this movie had been teed up to be set on the planet of the Engineers.

Jeff W, Saturday, 20 May 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link

"blood and fassbender" otm

mh, Saturday, 20 May 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link

I've decided I'm going to see this- mostly because I haven't yet seen any Alien film in the theater, whether first run or revival- and I can't find out whether the various "prologues" they've released are a part of the film or whether they're like that ridiculous Guy Pearce TED Talk filmed for Prometheus. Can anyone confirm or deny?

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Saturday, 20 May 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

The crew based prologue that came out isn't in the film I can confirm that, haven't seen any others.

MaresNest, Saturday, 20 May 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link

None of the prologues are in the film, from what I can tell. I hadn't really paid them note before. One seems to indicate that an element in this film that feels like a stub was supposed to be more of a thing. Even though it probably would make the most sense as part of a much more coherent conclusion to Prometheus tbh, since it finishes off some things that characters in that film cared about, and about which nobody in this film has even heard of.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 20 May 2017 21:58 (six years ago) link

The released videos are pretty much blu-ray extras

mh, Saturday, 20 May 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link

If nothing else at least this had a lot of Jerry Goldsmith's original Alien theme in it.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Sunday, 21 May 2017 01:20 (six years ago) link

I am way too deep on L&O because Katherine Waterston with short hair, from a few angles... I kept expecting her to say something about prosecutorial misconduct

mh, Sunday, 21 May 2017 04:56 (six years ago) link

Weaver was great, but the real difference is the screenplays. The first two were outstanding: quotable dialogue, well-drawn characters, narrative tension, meaningful plot twists

Exactly. In Alien, the crew goes into a hostile environment in full protective gear; there's a real battle of wills over breaking quarantine to let Kane back on the ship, and you only find out later why Ash was so keen to go against the rules when it first seemed like compassion--all well written and acted.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 21 May 2017 09:48 (six years ago) link

The chest-rupturing scene and the revelation that Ash is an android are two of the best plot twists in any movie, ever. But this level of narrative innovation is impossible to sustain through multiple sequels. The plot elements become predictable, and we get tired of seeing them rearranged.

It's the curse of the franchise. The Predator sequels suffer even worse in this regard.

it me, Sunday, 21 May 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link

Did Alien and Aliens just use up all the potential of this material? I can't readily envision what an equally creative follow-up to those two would look like. Aliens still had a lot to explore, since we didn't know much about the monsters yet. After that, though, what's left? You're stuck recycling the older ideas or muddling around in uninteresting aspects of the mythology like the origin of the creatures.

jmm, Sunday, 21 May 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link

That's an anslysis that fits the prequels far more than the main series, I'd say.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 21 May 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link

(to it me, though it fits both)

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 21 May 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link

It's somewhat astonishing they've never inflicted an Aliens on Earth movie on us (not counting the AvP duology of dreck)

Number None, Sunday, 21 May 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link

Alien 4 sets this up, but I think by that point fatigue had set in.

An "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" style plot, where some indistinguishable humanoids carry Alien DNA and others don't, could be watchable.

Prometheus had a good premise, too, I think, and its first half hour felt genuinely interesting and new. But the commercial requirement to tie it to the "Alien" franchise ends up sinking the movie. I'd watch a movie that was solely about the Engineers, and their mysterious desire to create and destroy life on various worlds.

it me, Sunday, 21 May 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

the Engineers are dumb as hell tho

Number None, Sunday, 21 May 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link

yeah i mean there's hypothetically an interesting sci-fi movie to be made about an alien race that goes around meddling in life, but no reason to extend credit for this hypothetical good movie to the actual bad movie that is Prometheus - there's very little there that i'd call a keeper.

i don't think the first two films by any means exhausted the kind of stories/themes/whatever you could explore through the basic concept of this evil life form that grows inside people. they just got worse as genre movies, where they just repeat the beats of the first two movies ad infinitum. alien3 and alien resurrection both have some okay ideas that are distinct from those in alien and aliens, by lingering on different sides of the "i've got one inside me" angle. in alien3 it's the horror and burden of slowly realizing that, in resurrection it's the strangeness of dealing with a character who is not entirely human and seems okay with that - closer to a cyborg story really - and picking up the whole 'mothering' aspect in parody, a series of sick and wrong parent-child relationships. neither really goes for the body snatchers/Thing approach of "is one of us a mole??" - which is right i think, since it's just not what the xenomorph concept does best.

mind you, neither one is particularly successful at exploring these - alien3 is its sharpest and most affecting when it's focused on ripley and the thing inside her (and the vulnerability of this 'mother' in this fucked up violent hypermasculine situation)... but clumsy-with-a-big-budget on the rest. resurrection is just kind of a lightweight action adventure comedy thing. there are some genuinely horrifying bits but it doesn't sink its teeth into your psyche. boy is it fun to look at though.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 21 May 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

I rewatched it during the week, and what I remembered as one of the most egregious elements (Jesus was an engineer) is actually just obliquely hinted at, it must be some interview with Scott / Lindelhof which planted that spider's egg in my brain.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 21 May 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link

it was Ridley

"If you look at it as an 'our children are misbehaving down there' scenario, there are moments where it looks like we've gone out of control, running around with armor and skirts, which of course would be the Roman Empire. And they were given a long run. A thousand years before their disintegration actually started to happen. And you can say, 'Let's send down one more of our emissaries to see if he can stop it.' Guess what? They crucified him."

Number None, Sunday, 21 May 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link

Sky blue water wet &c but man this film is a piece of shit. My friends apologised to me after

Scott otm tho about the gold shield thing being lovely, and I do appreciate fassbender fully embracing the ridiculous but this was such a chore - my friends said similar stuff to those itt re "at least it was short & quick" but I really felt the 2hrs quite painfully. The stupidity was killing me.

in a soylent whey (wins), Sunday, 21 May 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

I did laugh at the aliens golluming about & kicking ppl but not much else

in a soylent whey (wins), Sunday, 21 May 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

if the roman out-of-control problem was running around in skirts maybe the emissary stopping it shouldn't have worn a dress, just sayin

mark s, Sunday, 21 May 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

imho let the spoilers fly at this point. i'm never going to see this and y'all's commentary will be more entertaining

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 21 May 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

All this has made me really want to rewatch Prometheus, ugh

El Tomboto, Sunday, 21 May 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

What is wrong w u

Οὖτις, Sunday, 21 May 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

this was really fun!

basically though its an insane robot movie not an 'alien' movie.

fassbender gave great insane robot. he was so much fun.

the middle part is ridiculous, but its done with a good amount of conviction

the last third was a hommage to previous alien films, including crazy ash

the LOTR aspects of this were all pretty funny

the whole thing was the funniest alien film, tbh.

glumdalclitch, Monday, 22 May 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link

oooookay, Ridley

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 22 May 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link

im not sure ridley would call his own film ridiculuous, but wv

glumdalclitch, Monday, 22 May 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link

taken as a big budget action adventure film its pretty good

glumdalclitch, Monday, 22 May 2017 01:53 (six years ago) link

I think scott is bored of the aliens though. he really wants to make films about AI and evolution.

glumdalclitch, Monday, 22 May 2017 01:54 (six years ago) link

There is a howler of a scene in this that is exactly like this KITH sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh_IlJj0hqY

Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 May 2017 03:13 (six years ago) link

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i weep for the big-budget action adventure film if this is the best we can expect. feel like idk 'force awakens' would be a better baseline for something like that - plot that moves forward, tension that goes somewhere, story with a climax, and most importantly characters you can understand and name when it's over. alien: covenant would do sooooo bad on the "describe this character without saying what they look like or what they did in the plot" test. nobody's actions make a lick of sense except the two fassbender robots', and a lot of those comes down to "crazy robot is crazy so he does things" which isn't much to get excited about. david's got a screw loose so he killed everybody. killed an entire civilization, killed so many people it makes any further antics of the xenomorph in the other films seem kinda insignificant. you wonder why the Company spends so much time trying to get the alien when the black goo is obviously the choice weapon of mass destruction, and works by magic.

meanwhile so now the xenomorph's origin is: space jockeys create humans with black goo, humans create robot, robot is mad at humans so it kills humans, then robot is just crazy, he's misattributing poems so he also kills millions of space jockeys. robot tinkers around with black goo for ten years until he gets the face-hugger, robot sits in cave on space jockey planet waiting for space crew to stop by so he can show off xenomorph if they live long enough. weird that he doesn't just take his space jockey spaceship to earth or something, but anyway. just seems a really cheap and tossed-off atrocity, a genocide in fifteen seconds with some dubbed-over unreliable-narrator stuff to rub it in. so, guy pearce and the prometheus crew - noomi rapace in particular - are now responsible for one of the most horrible crimes in history. should have just left david's head in a ditch on planet prometheus. oopsie! if this came at the end of prometheus and we understood what david's motivations were, it might potentially have felt like something other than a shoddy rewrite of the last movie's conclusion and a dickish offscreen death for noomi. stupid of her to waste so much time desperately trying to survive in the last movie. would be better for the whole universe if she'd died on the space operating table. at least it's gutsy: probably the most hated moment in the whole series to date is newt and hicks and bishop all dying horribly during the credits, and scott decides to rip that off?

meanwhile these guys are the worst space crew in the history of space crews. and yeah it's a colonizing ship but they're the crew of said ship, presumably with some kind of extra training since they have all these lives in their hands, but nobody acts like that except the kristen stewart lookalike on the bridge, and all she gets to do is delay somebody else's terrible decision until it's convenient for her to reverse her position and let the plot move forward. i wanted to throw things at the screen every time anybody else made any kind of decision - just a spree of "ffs don't go into that creepy basement" moments. the whole planet is a creepy basement and we've barely met the people when they make the bad decision to go there so it just feels like "look, it's in the script that we go down into this creepy basement, can we just be done with this argument and prep the landing module?" eventually crudup goes into an actual creepy basement on the say-so of the guy he has a gun on because he's acting so creepy and unreliable. "listen pal this is all too creepy, and you are gonna give me some answers, RIGHT NOW!" "sure thing, just step into my creepy basement and it will all become clear" "cool should i invite the others, they're probably wondering if i found mary sue's horribly murdered corpse, or i could at least let them know that you're acting all creepy" "no no, why trouble them with all this" "ok sure thing sounds good"... christ.

or at the outset: "this ionic storm could really tear up our landing shuttle!" uh... so why not wait a while before you land your shuttle? like just chill in orbit for a week? everybody seemed glad to be out of hypersleep... break out some of the good rations and take your time. finish some of the repairs on the ship or something. maybe if you spend more than four seconds checking out this mysterious planet, you might learn other things about its suitability for your space colony, like the presence within walking distance of your landing site of an enormous city full of millions of corpses. nah hurry up we gotta get to that creepy basement by lunchtime.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 May 2017 06:35 (six years ago) link

also, the john denver thing, wtf was that and why did it have to go on so long. what was noomi even trying to do? it's a good thing nobody wanders into david's creepy lab until right when the plot requires them to or his story would have unraveled a lot quicker. after all, they're all just ... hanging around while one person fiddles with the radio. "man I'm bushed after those alien attacks, my turn for the shower!"

no one even expresses any curiosity about the giant ancient city. the wheat is forgotten, john denver is forgotten. you'd think they might be like "hey david so I'm fuzzy on the timeline, when did she record that message again? and... why john denver?" it's hard to effectively thematize the meaning of humanity and why we are driven to do the things we do when nobody in the movie acts like any human being you've ever met.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 May 2017 06:52 (six years ago) link

ty DC this is the review I've been waiting for

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 22 May 2017 06:52 (six years ago) link

this movie has two different scenes of someone getting offed by an alien when they think it's all over and go to take a shower. i mean come ON.

and I haven't even gotten into the garbage last sequence on the spaceship, or the mean-spirited twist, which you see coming for so long that it's only surprising because it's been obvious for SO long that you finally go "huh, well, i guess they're NOT going to.. oh no wait, they are, there it is." so i guess david's going to commit more heinous atrocities but after seeing him murder possibly an entire civilization (or maybe a backwards antique branch with no security or defense systems, who knows really, film doesn't care) what's a couple thousand colonists?

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 May 2017 07:05 (six years ago) link

They should have a movie where a lone Alien lands on what it thinks is a deserted planet only to learn that it is overrun with Davids.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 May 2017 11:59 (six years ago) link

The farther we get from Alien and into these, the more it becomes a signpost for anti-auteurists, since everything good in the movie came more from O'Bannon, Shusset, Giler, Hill, Giger and Cobb than it did Scott.

Also, wtf is with the aliens now emerging as little homunculi instead of the snakelike chestbursters we're used to? When that one popped out of Crudup and raised its arms in response to David everyone in my theater laughed.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, 22 May 2017 12:32 (six years ago) link

Scott is after all the guy who did "Hannibal." I think that movie remains the template for current Alien batshitery.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 May 2017 12:40 (six years ago) link

The farther we get from Alien and into these, the more it becomes a signpost for anti-auteurists, since everything good in the movie came more from O'Bannon, Shusset, Giler, Hill, Giger and Cobb than it did Scott.

i mean, script-wise, sure, but imo at least 70 percent of why alien is good is the way it's shot

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 22 May 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link

(and design-wise)

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 22 May 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link

i'm treading lightly itt since i still haven't seen this and i want the lols to be fresh

but really the problem with this whole series since aliens is that the aliens aren't interesting antagonists in themselves since all they want to do is feed and procreate and spread drool around

no-one has been able to put them in any context which might make them interesting again - it's always 'corporate shenanigans lead to human-munching' and really who gives a fuck when we're almost ten movies in (if you count the aliens vs predator movies)

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 12:46 (six years ago) link

The planet of the Davids, where half are good and half are secretly evil! Whom do you trust?

jmm, Monday, 22 May 2017 12:46 (six years ago) link

Yeah, for sure, but a large percentage of that is down to Giger's and Cobb's designs for the derelict and the Nostromo. (Film is collaborative etc etc.) I don't want to discount what Scott can do, but without a good writer, strong producer and good production design he turns out turds.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, 22 May 2017 12:46 (six years ago) link

scott's best work relies heavily on production design - he clearly sees the value of it and i think he's a lot more involved with the direction of it than you're giving him credit for (and his obsessively detailed alien storyboards shows how blurred the lines were)

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 12:53 (six years ago) link

beyond the fact that it was always purely a narrative device and hence had neither in the earlier films, i don't really understand the utter terror fear of further exploring the private and/or potential social* life of the xenomorph: instead we're stuck with completely underwritten ensembles of unconvincing humans who no one gives a fuck about, completely underwritten ensembles of unconvincing engineers (aka big grey rubbery humans) who no one gives a fuck about, and genocidal robots

*yes OK as BG they were (acc.backstory) bred as a weapons experiment or whatever so didn't initially have an ecological niche -- they're kind of anti-ecology by design, survival of the bred-to-be-worst-fit -- BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY'RE UNLEASHED HAVE TO ADAPT TO ONE ANOTHER? or *learn* to live on a world that can't just support them in hunter-gatherer mode (as in this mode they will quickly strip it of everything then die themselves)**
**i mean obviously this would be dealt with even worse by ridley, who can't wait to jesus everything up

mark s, Monday, 22 May 2017 12:53 (six years ago) link

s/b as BG sez

mark s, Monday, 22 May 2017 12:54 (six years ago) link

The planet of the Davids, where half are good and half are secretly evil! Whom do you trust?

One David always lies. One David always tells the truth. One David just combs his hair in the mirror all the time. Can you determine who is who in only three questions (and a mirror)?

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 22 May 2017 13:00 (six years ago) link

i think the last time there was even the suggestion of doing something different were the various competing scripts for alien 3, none of which were even particularly good ideas in themselves, so it's been at least a quarter-decade of grunting out tedious variations on aspects of movies from 1979 and 1986

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link

About the gay characters
http://bookviewcafe.com/blog/2017/05/17/why-i-wont-see-alien-covenant/

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:03 (six years ago) link

Is the escape from the lab in Alien: Resurrection the high point of the idea that Aliens actually think and co-operate?

or *learn* to live on a world that can't just support them in hunter-gatherer mode (as in this mode they will quickly strip it of everything then die themselves)**

I think that's part of the point - both of them as bio-weapons and of them as crashingly unsubtle (and thus great) capitalist metaphors.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link

Is the escape from the lab in Alien: Resurrection the high point of the idea that Aliens actually think and co-operate?

yeah, this is never addressed again as far as i can remember, which seems like a missed opportunity

we only ever see a single generation of aliens in any of these movies - what happens if they're captured by someone competent for a change and there's a breeding programme which lasts for hundreds or thousands of alien generations? what happens if you breed them with a broad range of 'sacrifice' species, since we've only really seen human and canine aliens? what if it turns out that it's worth breeding aliens despite the risk since something about their genetic makeup can cure cancer or extend life or facilitate human exploration of space?

i'm already losing interest in this as i write it tbh but god i wish they'd turn the series over to someone who might do something batshit with the most tired premise in cinema

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 13:19 (six years ago) link

Not sure what potential people see in continuing this series. What would you want?

At one point Jeunet said he was doing another but I doubt that's still on the cards. Shinya Tsukamoto said he'd like to do one, but that's just too good to be true.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

the only two modes this series has ever worked in is squelchy-squelchy psychosexual nightmare and shooty-shooty action-survival

make a fucking romcom or a musical next, honestly - just anything to get it out of the rut it's been in for my entire adult life

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

Classic meet cute

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/9/94/Alien_facehugger.jpg

jmm, Monday, 22 May 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link

It is a romcom! (And a musical if you count McBride singing along to hologram Noomi)

Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 May 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link

Michael Bay could do wonders for this franchise

El Tomboto, Monday, 22 May 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link

let's just go full aliens vs tranformers then nuke both franchises from orbit

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

actually a hybrid alien/transformer would be the freshest idea either series has seen in a long, long time

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 14:16 (six years ago) link

way xp to DC:

Shaw singing John Denver songs wasn't an intentional message, it was either the ship's hologram replay just fucking up post-crash or some sort of lure set by David. The "message" was just footage of her singing to herself piloting the ship.

mh, Monday, 22 May 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link

giant ancient city

hey, for all we know, the giant public amphitheater thing never went out of style in engineer architecture and the city was built eleven years ago

mh, Monday, 22 May 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

that probably goes on the list of things I am glad were unexplained: whether this is actually the home planet of the engineer people, or if that was all of them on the planet that were destroyed, or if those were even the ship-building engineers or another child race

mh, Monday, 22 May 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link

I like to think in a time dilation plot twist, it was a Trump rally

Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 May 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link

I just remembered the alien-cam effect that Scott used in this, which wasn't even as interesting as what Fincher did in Alien3.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, 22 May 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

i hope it was the snapchat dog filter

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link

for some reason the alien cam is the part of the movie I'm trying the hardest to forget

I just kept wondering: why?

mh, Monday, 22 May 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

I mean obviously it can't be ALL of the engineers because the xenomorph still has to burst out of one of them on the derelict

El Tomboto, Monday, 22 May 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link

Gotta say if David wants to lure people to a spooky planet full of blackened corpses and endless storms, he probably could do better than John Denver. Surely Shaw said or did SOMETHING else more like a message back to Earth? Or David could just stand in front of a camera saying, "this is David, last survivor of the Prometheus, if anyone is out there I have critical information and samples to bring back to Weyland headquarters" etc. In general his plan, such as it is, seems badly worked out - what if everybody got killed by the black spores or the marshmallow Peep aliens before he could link up with them? Why fake a crash-landed ship and then keep himself so far away? Or did Shaw crash the ship to strand David after realizing what he'd done? I guess he was assuming any visitors would make a beeline for the huge mysterious city, but when the ship of fools fails to even notice it he sighs, gathers his Obi-Wan Kenobi spooky cloak and noisemakers and starts hiking?

Really wonder what this movie would play like to anyone who didn't see Prometheus. Or who hasn't seen an Alien movie for that matter, since if it weren't Scott directing I think it would be much more apparent that this is essentially a generic 2010s Hollywood franchise reboot, just with better visuals than most. Might as well have been marketed as "Alien (2017)."

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 May 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link

Or "The Secret Of The Story Of The Stranger" which seems like a more accurate description (thanks, neural network thread)

El Tomboto, Monday, 22 May 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link

who has read all the comics? do any of them take the story in the correct direction (ie one i wd like) (bearing in mind i like alien3 and 4)

Alien: The Illustrated Story (1979) not part of Dark Horse's Aliens series
Aliens (Series 1) (July 1988-July 1989) aka Aliens: Book I, aka Aliens: Outbreak
Aliens: Theory of Alien Propagation (Nov. 1988)
Aliens (Series 2) (Aug. 1989-May 1990) aka Aliens: Book II, aka Aliens: Nightmare Asylum
Aliens: Earth War (June-Oct. 1990) aka Aliens: Female War
Aliens: Advent/Terminus (July-Aug. 1990)
Aliens: Countdown (Sept. 1990-Dec. 1991)
Aliens: Reapers (April 1991)
Aliens: The Alien (Nov. 1991)
Aliens: Genocide (Nov. 1991-February 1992)
Aliens: Hive (February-May 1992)
Aliens: Tribes (April 1992)
Dark Horse Presents: Aliens Platinum Edition (April 1992)
Aliens: Newt's Tale (June-July 1992)
Alien³ (June-July 1992)
Aliens: Renegade (Aug.-Sept. 1992) aka "Renegade"
Aliens: Horror Show (Oct.-Dec. 1992)
Aliens: Colonial Marines (Jan. 1993-July 1994)
Aliens: Countdown (March-April 1993) UK mini-comic reprint
Aliens: Rogue (April-July 1993)
Aliens: Sacrifice (May 1993)
Aliens: Taste (July 1993)
Aliens: Crusade (July 1993-March 1994) incomplete
Aliens: Backsplash (Aug.-Sept. 1993)
Aliens: Labyrinth (Sept. 1993-Jan. 1994)
Aliens: Salvation (Nov. 1993)
Aliens: Cargo (Nov.-Dec. 1993)
Aliens: Alien (Jan.-Feb. 1994)
Aliens: Music of the Spears (Jan.-April 1994)
Aliens: Matrix (May 1994) never released
Aliens: Stronghold (May-Sept. 1994)
Aliens: Mondo Pest (June-Aug. 1994) original serialization
Aliens: Earth Angel (Aug. 1994)
Aliens: Berserker (Jan.-April 1995) aka Aliens: Frenzy
Aliens: Mondo Pest (April 1995) collected version
Aliens: Incubation (Sept.-Oct. 1995)
Aliens: Mondo Heat (Feb. 1996)
Aliens: Lucky (Sept. 1996)
Aliens: Lovesick (Dec. 1996)
Aliens: Headhunters (Jan. 1997)
Aliens: Pig (March 1997)
Aliens: Border Lines (May 1997)
Aliens: Special (June 1997)
Aliens: 45 Seconds
Aliens: Elder Gods
Aliens: Havoc (June-July 1997)
Aliens: Purge (Aug. 1997)
Aliens: Alchemy (Sept.-Dec. 1997)
Alien Resurrection (Oct.-Nov. 1997)
Aliens: Kidnapped (Dec. 1997-Feb. 1998)
Aliens: Tourist Season (Feb. 1998)
Aliens: Survival (Feb.-April 1998)
Aliens: Glass Corridor (June 1998)
Aliens: Stalker (June 1998)
Aliens: Wraith (July 1998)
Aliens: Apocalypse - The Destroying Angels (Jan.-May 1999)
Aliens: Once in a Lifetime (Feb. 1999)
Aliens: Xenogenesis (Aug.-Nov. 1999)
Aliens: (Series 3) - More Than Human (May-Dec. 2009)
Aliens: Fast Track to Heaven (Aug. 2010)
Aliens: Inhuman Condition (Apr. 2013)
Alien: Fire and Stone (2014)

mark s, Monday, 22 May 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link

best titles:
Aliens: The Alien
Aliens: Alien
Aliens: Mondo Pest
Aliens: Mondo Heat
Aliens: Lovesick
Aliens: Pig

mark s, Monday, 22 May 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link

From aliens:stronghold
http://www.idoc.co/files/4ba77aecdfbb7c4583-66.jpg

Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 May 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

disappointed the extensible inner mandibles aren't used as a cigar cutter tbh

pete baran formerly of this board is reliably enraged that *all* monsters since alien have extensible inner mandibles now (most egregiously the sea serpent in voyage of the dawn treader)

mark s, Monday, 22 May 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

Stephen R Bissette wrote a novelette called Aliens: Tribes, which won a Stoker award. Seems to be the only text fiction he's ever written.

There's probably lots of novels too.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 22 May 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

there are a handful of good comics, but I'll be damned if I remember any of the series/arc titles

mh, Monday, 22 May 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link

i remember kinda enjoying earth war (which extends the story of ripley, newt and hicks iirc) when I read it like 20 years ago but i'd def be hesitant to recommend it now

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

iirc they retconned it after the next movie came out and changed the character names in reprintings

mh, Monday, 22 May 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

I own a single Dark Horse Aliens novel, simply because it features "Reapers". This was a short story where Simon Bisley drew the art and it's fantastic.

Other stories include:
"Theory of Alien Propogation"
"Advent"
"Terminus"
"The Alien"

He also did the cover for this one,
http://www.simonbisleyart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dsc_0426.jpg

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Monday, 22 May 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link

iirc they retconned it after the next movie came out and changed the character names in reprintings

oh yeah that's right

it helped that the artist couldn't draw recognisable versions of the characters so new readers likely wouldn't notice

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

the simon bisley pic is very judge death

mark s, Monday, 22 May 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

http://www.isfdb.org/cgi-bin/pe.cgi?1277

The books, including Jeff Vandermeer, Robert Sheckley and John Shirley.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 22 May 2017 18:43 (six years ago) link

Sheckley!

Number None, Monday, 22 May 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link

doctor casino you are otm but i watched this tonight and...... kinda loved it? that said i was rooting for the aliens the whole time so that might have changed my evaluation of things. no i'm exaggerating i did want daniels and tennessee (where's "jack"?) to survive. kinda. but oh god it was sweet to see the official worst captain ever get lured over to that alien egg. he was the WORST. i was shocked by the selfishness of the crew doctor, dilfer or whatever she was called. she just ran around wildly with tainted blood all over her. no thought for quarantining herself (even tennessee knows there's protocols for that). when she came back into the med bay with a gun and immediately slipped on the blood i laughed out loud in the theatre, what a moment. like man, you guys do not stand a CHANCE.

all the stuff about "i gotta go shower" or "i gotta take a leak" - which comprises the bulk of a lot of people's complaints that i've read - maybe it's just me but i eat that stuff up. it's a genre staple. i know what's coming and it's delicious. like watching the letters of the title of the movie slowly get constructed at the beginning of the movie. you know what it's going to spell but it's cool watching it come in anyway. (though in this one it all comes in much too quickly. in the orig. those titles come in agonizingly, achingly, decadently slow)

yes agree it was insane that they didn't even bother writing a 20-second scene to explain why they weren't taking precautions against contamination. just say the suits caught fire in the solar flare. anything would do! so weird!

i guess there was a little invisible ledge under the airlock door that daniels hopped onto, at the end? i guess?? pretty lame. but god i loved danny mcbride then. the big lunk.

parts of this felt very KONG.

dr c i didn't understand this: "weird that he doesn't just take his space jockey spaceship to earth or something, but anyway." what ship is that? the crashed, mossy one?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 May 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link

oh also i loved the little white fuckerhead aliens! jesus pete! those were proper aliens, fast as fuck, scarcely even seeable, just a mad buzzsaw of teeth and limbs and pure hate.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 May 2017 21:52 (six years ago) link

well, david pilots the space jockey ship to Planet Old-Timey Space Jockeys and kills them all. at that point he has an evil spaceship, the black goo, access to all of the space jockeys' advanced sixth-century technology, and shaw as a captive test subject in hypersleep. why's he crash the ship on a mountain? just in the hopes that someday a beacon of shaw singing john denver will lure somebody to the crash site and it'll look more realistic? why not just hit the gas and go looking for victims for his insane experiments, if he wants to destroy all humans and also destroy all space jockeys for whatever reason that we aren't told? go looking for colonist ships in hypersleep even. or was he really planning on staying on his creepy basement planet forever, happily tinkering on model ships and facehuggers, and it's only after these morons show up that he's like "hey, wait, this gives me an idea"?

i like genre staples, i just want to find them in good genre movies. with a cast half this size, that i related to as people, where you had any time given over to building up suspense and audience identification, i might have been freaked out and heart racing in the theater, not wanting to see them face whatever horrible thing lies around the creepy corner. but it just blitzed through everything. the titles coming onto screen too fast is basically the movie in microcosm imho. but glad you had more fun with it!

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 May 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link

even his cover story to walter is pretty stupid (unless it's a more intelligently-written bit, where he's ashamed of what he did and wants walter to like him and is putting off telling him the truth until later) - - - why even admit the suspicious coincidence of their ship arriving and releasing the black goo? you'd think he'd be like "yes this planet is truly mysterious, we arrived to find everybody dead, the best i can tell is that they developed this deadly pathogen and then accidentally released it, shaw had only begun to plumb its riddles when she tragically passed away. please pay no attention to her horrible preserved corpse over there in the corner." but OTOH the idea that david doesn't really "get" people, for all his love of lawrence of arabia (or am i mixing prometheus up with wall-e?), is actually an interesting one that you'd hope more could have been done with.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 May 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link

I appreciated the lack of explanation for why the ship was crashed! like idk I hope Ridley doesn't make another movie to explain why he couldn't find a spot to properly land it

mh, Monday, 22 May 2017 22:35 (six years ago) link

i'm fine with every single thing not being spelled out, it's just when the actual things we're shown, and the character's motivations, don't make any internal sense it just seems like they're making shit up and throwing it into the movie. idk i should stop thinking about this movie but man it was real dumb.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 May 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link

did u see the part where an alien burst through a guy's back, that was hardcore

mh, Monday, 22 May 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link

With the mystifying Idris Elba onsessed with Stephen Stills in Prometheus, and John fucking Denver in this one, obviously in the Aliens universe/Ridley Scott's head nobody has written a song since 1980.

Is the escape from the lab in Alien: Resurrection the high point of the idea that Aliens actually think and co-operate?

Ripley: They cut the power.
Private Hudson: What do you mean *they* cut the power? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 00:18 (six years ago) link

nobody has written a song since 1980

Ridley is Geir

mh, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 00:31 (six years ago) link

SPOILERS

Saw this brought up elsewhere so I can't take credit, but why the hell did David create a fake headstone for Shaw? He had no expectation that anyone was ever going to come along that he would either need to show it to or otherwise explain.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 12:08 (six years ago) link

he's an insane robot?

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 12:18 (six years ago) link

Neural networks will produce some bizarre outputs.

jmm, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 12:23 (six years ago) link

idk, her body with a huge gaping hole in the torso /could/ be under there

mh, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 12:26 (six years ago) link

I couldn't figure out if what others found was actually a preserved her or a sculpture

mh, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 12:27 (six years ago) link

i wanted to see more of his drawings. basically everything i wanted to see more of in this movie last about a minute onscreen. i even wanted to see more of the terraforming room on the ship. or more of the ship.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 12:35 (six years ago) link

The stone city. Wanted to see more of that.

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 13:53 (six years ago) link

so I shouldn't watch this huh

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

do you want to see Fassbender smooch himself

mh, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link

I want to watch Fassbender smooch me

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

“I’ll do the fingering.”

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link

imo they established via Walter that the David android models were pretty much discontinued and boxed up on earth, but didn't have enough of Walter reacting to how fucked up David was

mh, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link

Holy shit there is so little in theaters right now that this is the only thing of interest, despite its presumptive shitness.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 May 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link

David's erotic will to power is on of the main reasons to watch this film

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 25 May 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

guys should i get baked and go to see this tomorrow, y/n

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 May 2017 14:19 (six years ago) link

AMC here was showing Smokey and the Bandit on several screens for some reason, I really wish I'd gone to see that instead. I guess Pirates of the Caribbean Five could be distracting or something although personally you'd have to pay me money to go back to that series after 2 and 3. Also, if Colossal is playing in your town, I finally did see that and it's good! Flawed but good... interesting, thought-provoking, got under my skin. Content warning for survivors of abusive relationships and alcoholism, though.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 May 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

3 is the best potc: 1, 2 and 4 are weak

mark s, Thursday, 25 May 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

o wait colossal is playing here tomorrow - maybe i should use it as a palate-cleanser after this

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 May 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link

I've already seen GotG, and there's like nothing else. Tons of shit. And most of the movies opening this weekend look like shit, too.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 May 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link

ah shit, I missed Colossal

mh, Thursday, 25 May 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link

um, hello, a little film called Baywatch...

scott seward, Thursday, 25 May 2017 15:04 (six years ago) link

Oh shit, that's by the Timecrimes guy!?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 May 2017 15:04 (six years ago) link

Would watch Timecrimes guy direct Baywatch.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 May 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

baywatch is a timecrime guy joint?!?

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 May 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

No, but wouldn't that be great. Colossal is.

Goddam it, that's playing at literally one theatre at literally one horrible time.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 May 2017 15:06 (six years ago) link

Priyanka Chopra on the big screen is enough to make me go see Baywatch. but i'm old and sad and live vicariously through hollywood's flickering lights...

scott seward, Thursday, 25 May 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

I think Colossal might still be building up to wide release so maybe there will be other chances? Or it might just be stuck within "indie niche" theaters permanently, dunno. I do think many of its qualities would carry through on home video FWIW.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 May 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

yeah, idk, I feel like some of the films in that tier keep churning through different national tiers of small theaters and then unceremoniously dump a home release pretty quickly

mh, Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:25 (six years ago) link

tbf if I saw that it was for rent on amazon or w/e I'd do it in a second, knowing I just barely missed it at the local theater

mh, Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:25 (six years ago) link

This is rather fine and made with far more craft than this series deserves at this point, and Fassbender gets his best showcase for his bitch-priss-elegance than he's had in years, but the last 50 minutes or so are a surrender into nonsense.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 May 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

alfred's review essentially works as an endorsement for me

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Friday, 26 May 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link

substitute "Taylor York" for "Fassbender"

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 May 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link

colossal definitely didn't play where i live. this is playing where i live:

When her boyfriend dumps Emily, a spontaneous woman in her 30s, she persuades her ultra-cautious mom to accompany her on a vacation to Ecuador. At Emily's insistence, the pair seek out adventure, but suddenly find themselves kidnapped. When these two very different women are trapped on this wild journey, their bond as mother and daughter is tested and strengthened while they attempt to navigate the jungle and escape.

scott seward, Friday, 26 May 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link

i can't get used to new goldie face...

http://dailycandidnews.com/wp-content/uploads/Snatched-Movie-Review.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 26 May 2017 19:44 (six years ago) link

So the mom was right to be ultra-cautious? Is that the point of the movie?

jmm, Friday, 26 May 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link

yup. they never should have taken that trip. the daughter learns...that she has a lot to learn.

scott seward, Friday, 26 May 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link

man I don't even want to watch that on streaming and I recently watched "how to be single"

I didn't get a lot of new info but it was mildly life affirming for young people

mh, Friday, 26 May 2017 21:33 (six years ago) link

"This is rather fine"

Alfred, when did you suffer brain trauma?

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 27 May 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link

Watching Fassbender get fingered.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 May 2017 11:42 (six years ago) link

I'm late to this but Colossal suuuuuucked so much, this basically has to be better

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 27 May 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link

Saw this on a plane, it was unexpectedly worse than Prometheus. Maybe suffered from the small screen but yeah, not recommended if you thought Prometheus was subpar.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 27 May 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

An enjoyable read! Thank you.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 27 May 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link

How did you know you were the only English major?

El Tomboto, Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link

The three other people in the audience were playing hooky from high school.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 May 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link

tbf a lot of schools have graduation this week, they could have been seniors who had the day off

mh, Saturday, 27 May 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

I overheard them cracking jokes about the class they skipped.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 May 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link

whereupon I called the cops

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 May 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link

as one does

mh, Saturday, 27 May 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

David's Byron line almost made me lose faith in the film.

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 28 May 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

What the hell you guys. I loved this movie! Critiquing the character's choices and questioning "how dumb they are" makes me wonder why any of you bought tickets for this. You're all expecting way too much from a summer horror film.

Darin, Monday, 29 May 2017 06:45 (six years ago) link

I'm late to this but Colossal suuuuuucked so much, this basically has to be better

I saw Colossal, my theory that past 4 'u's, this turns into a recommendation holds up.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 29 May 2017 08:20 (six years ago) link

The "expecting too much from a summer movie" argument is so weak, I'm sorry. I mean, I'm glad you enjoyed it, but generally speaking, characters you connect with and understand are an *asset* to a summer movie, to a horror movie, to pretty much most kinds of movies that seek to operate as entertainment. Again, see the original Alien for reference. Or Jaws, for that matter.

It's really hard to feel the thrills and chills when every line of dialogue pushes you out of the screen, reminds you that these are off-brand action figures Ridley is smashing against each other in his Creepy Basement Action Playset, who do things just because.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 29 May 2017 13:20 (six years ago) link

I didn't feel pushed out of the scenes, and I barely registered who the director was. The only characters I really cared about were Tennessee, Daniels, and, weirdly, the alien. The movie seemed to be smart enough to have engineered (!) those feelings because those are the characters left alive at the end. Well and David, who I didn't really care about but who was fascinating nonetheless. Yes he delivered a lot of self-important hokum about "creation" but it felt right to me, like a teenager who's just like, REALLY gotten into Pink Floyd man. I mean, I agree it's not as good as Alien but very few films are!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link

Why did I connect to Tennessee? He had a vaguely Southern accent, was funny, loyal and brave. Why did I connect to Daniels? She was down to earth, not afraid to push back hard when the Capt. was being an idiot, and was good at thinking on her feet. And er, why did I connect to the alien? Cause it's just trying to get along man! Like The Doctor says, hungry can look a lot like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 13:41 (six years ago) link

Doctor Casino - yes, some additional better drawn characters would have been great, but it's not really something I was looking for or expecting. Then again, I'm probably part of the problem, as I would totally go see a movie called "Ridley's Creepy Basement Action Playset".

Darin, Monday, 29 May 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link

casting Danny McBride and Amy Seimetz as a couple is still kind of messing with me

mh, Monday, 29 May 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link

fyi Aliens Dark Horse #0 available on Amazon for free comic book day, alas Kindle only

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 07:39 (six years ago) link

but tbf, I've just noticed that the whole stories are only about £1.84 each on Kindle anyway

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 07:42 (six years ago) link

Okay wtf, Aliens Labyrinth is available on paperback for £1,169 ?!

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 07:45 (six years ago) link

worth every penny iirc

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 08:35 (six years ago) link

here's a wiffle ball bat for over a hundred euros.

https://www.amazon.fr/WIFFLE-32-Plastic-Long-Bat/dp/B01NBZCUJG/

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 08:37 (six years ago) link

Feel like if yr expectations are so low that you think this film is good and fun, you could just as easily save yr $, stay home and watch yr toilet flush every now and then

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 10:45 (six years ago) link

you can do both and i expect i shall *stocks up on bathroom popcorn*

mark s, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 10:47 (six years ago) link

"you know how we've been sitting here watching this toilet flush"

"yeah"

"who's been flushing it?"

*alien goo drips from ceiling*

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 10:50 (six years ago) link

*facehugger erupts from toilet bowl*

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 10:59 (six years ago) link

actually maybe this is the fresh direction the series needs - more of a ghoulies vibe

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 10:59 (six years ago) link

Feel like if yr expectations are so low that you think this film is good and fun, you could just as easily save yr $, stay home and watch yr toilet flush every now and then

We went camping this past weekend, and the first morning it started just pouring rain. So the other early risers were all, hey, let's see a movie (with our early riser kids). And there were, amazingly, showtimes before 9am! Unfortunately, the options were pretty much the Smurfs and Boss Baby. Alien was playing maybe an hour or so later, with a 10am screening, so I pleaded, come on, just wait another hour so that I can at least see Alien, because I am not fucking seeing Boss Baby. But then I thought, man, how desperate, that I was begging them to hold off the trip to see Boss Baby just so that I could see Alien because there was literally nothing better to do first thing Sunday morning in Wisconsin when it's pouring raining. And then I thought, man, has it really come to this? If the camping situation is so bad that people are seeing Boss Baby and you are begging them to hold off so so you can see Alien ... that's just a sign that it's time to go home. Which we all did, right after Boss Baby (I went out for coffee instead of trying to see Alien). And then right after that the rain stopped, the sky cleared, and it was beautiful. I'd like to think it took the rest of the crew sacrificing their standards and dignity to see Boss Baby that did it.

By the way, apparently they saw a dude at the theatre at 9am with a full platter of hot dog, soda and Snickers bar. What's up with that? Maybe he was depressed that it was too early to see Alien and he was killing time by having an early lunch (breakfast) while he waited? Or maybe he had seen the Alien movie the day before and had lingered at the theatre overnight in shame.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link

What's up with that?

america iirc

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link

Wisconsin, which is even more America than most of America.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 11:31 (six years ago) link

the local alamo-like theater is a fine place to get a breakfast burrito and beer at your 10am showing

or a mimosa if you lean that way

mh, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link

love a venue that caters to the terminally alcoholic cineaste

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link

setting out for a camping trip that quickly detours into having to go see 'the boss baby' is a more horrifying and unsettling plotline than anything to be found in 'alien: covenant.'

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

haha, otm

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

Lol

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link

"I want to be devoured by mosquitoes and then see a film reducing my will to live."

David the Android: "...so my little creations would be...a release?"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link

i hated prometheus with all my heart but i liked this

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 04:08 (six years ago) link

You and Alfred, fighting the tide.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 June 2017 04:45 (six years ago) link

i mean it's just a horror movie surrounding a weird explicitly queer star trek-y middle. fassbender vs. fassbender is the best ridley scott film in years imo

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link

ppl were like "wow the crew in this movie is the dumbest yet" but nah other than the lady who broke quarantine and fired on a bunch of oxygen tanks no way do they make dumber decisions than anyone in prometheus

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

Imagine if Cronenberg had cast Fassbender as Freud and Jung.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

naked fassbender or just the regular one?

Balðy Daudrs (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link

All Fassbender is Naked Fassbender

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link

ppl were like "wow the crew in this movie is the dumbest yet" but nah other than the lady who broke quarantine and fired on a bunch of oxygen tanks no way do they make dumber decisions than anyone in prometheus

Bad robot: hey captain come peer into this monster egg I promise it isn't a monster egg

Captain: ok well I just found out you're the bad guy so *sticks entire face right the fuck into the monster egg*

in a soylent whey (wins), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

^^^as dumb as any of the decisions in prometheus, maybe. dumber? no

mark s, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link

lol fair, I'd say the same of the woman who shot up the oxygen tanks actually - all about equally dumb

in a soylent whey (wins), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link

Bad robot: hey captain come peer into this monster egg I promise it isn't a monster egg

Captain: ok well I just found out you're the bad guy so *sticks entire face right the fuck into the monster egg*

― in a soylent whey (wins), Thursday, June 1, 2017 9:02 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eh, i'll allow it if it causes billy crudup to die horribly

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link

as a friend said, at least there wasn't an unmotivated suicide in this one

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:25 (six years ago) link

Crudup was beautiful once.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:25 (six years ago) link

also i'm pretty inured to horror movie logic so "peering into something that is obviously going to kill you" is fine with me in a way that, say, "charlize theron gets flattened by a spaceship bc she's only capable of running in a straight line" isn't

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

i revisited prometheus before watching the new one, the anger is fresh

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link

I went to the local theater that has the beer/food delivered to your seat and they seat you early to get orders, and show a reel of material related to the movie. Included was one of those youtube "honest reviews" or w/e for Prometheus, which would normally drive me nuts because it's nitpicking, but with Prometheus... they were pretty on point

mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link

Which was the unmotivated suicide?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link

idris elba sacrificing himself and two other undeveloped crew members by flying the prometheus straight into the side of the engineer's ship... because....noomi rapace said it was a bad ship????

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

He'd already seen the armaments by then, and had a conversation with her about how that ship could never reach earth.

(I assumed you meant The Boy with the Worm in his Eye)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link

yes i also remember the scene where idris started speaking in pure exposition

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link

ugh

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link

thrilled that covenant doesn't follow up on "why did that one guy turn into a wolf zombie"

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link

so is it too explained, or unexplained? it can't be both (lol or maybe it can)

in re new one, yes the captain is egregiously stupid but it's very baked into his character and the script

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link

so is it too explained, or unexplained? it can't be both (lol or maybe it can)

i mean, maybe i was really tired when i watched prometheus the other day but imo yeah it totally can bc the character relationships are so arbitrary and unformed

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link

i saw prometheus on t.v. long after it had come out and had zero expectations and i was probably drunk and i didn't mind it. remember thinking a movie about the alien dudes and no earthlings would have been cool.

scott seward, Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

How about a movie about the alien dudes and just a few earthlings?
https://s3.amazonaws.com/criterion-production/stills/132359-f817877867d4b2a6514f9fc3f7b7faba/Film_820_FantasticPlanet_original.jpg

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 June 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

i'm just always hoping to see a big budget sci-fi movie where the cast doesn't look like it just got off the hollywood freeway 20 minutes before a scene was filmed. but that's mostly what you get. stupid american generics who sound like they are from 1992 and their ship.

i liked that one about the monoliths that land on earth. except for all the people in the movie.

scott seward, Thursday, 1 June 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link

was good fassbender's accent supposed to be generic american or irish?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 June 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link

when will they finally make an Alien movie where the characters all make smart choices, avoid danger and get to their destination safely?!

Darin, Thursday, 1 June 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

Alien: Avoid

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link

lol Darin

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link

Once again, the people generally make smart decisions, and at the very least make in-character ones. That this isn't enough to get them all out alive is part of what makes the alien so terrifying! The Covenant crew seem like they'd have ended up the same way faced with the rascally rodent from "Mouse Hunt." So, not such a fun summer horror movie.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link

ER I mean "the people in the original Alien"

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link

see, for me, the awful choices and general dumbness of the characters just adds to the nightmarish sense of dread. maybe I'm just more eager to dump my suspension of disbelief for this franchise I dunno.

Darin, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link

or I should say hold on to my suspension of disbelief

Darin, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link

I mean if you genuinely can't see a difference between wanting characters who are infallible and wanting ones who can turn left, if those two things look the same from where you are standing... I have a mission for you

in a soylent whey (wins), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link

the only thing that REALLY bugged me was the very end w/whatsherface hopping in her sleep chamber all willy nilly w/out questioning Walter/David

Darin, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link

Dude I'm such a moron it literally never occurred to me

I was like "Why does Walter seem slightly amused by this alien chase"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:36 (six years ago) link

haha

I immediately thought, when "Walter" emerged from the fight with David, "IT'S DAVID!!! WATCH OUT!!"

I was starting to question whether they actually let Walter win, but then remembered that David had a really strong case to play the long game -- thousands of humans and embryos for experiment fodder. So, no matter how nice he seemed or how scorched his arm looked, I knew that fucker was David

mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link

walter turning evil would have been a better twist. also funnier if walter ended up severing david's head and smuggling it back with him.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

It's kind of a cheat, we don't know for sure if Walter is dead or just incapacitated when they leave the planet. So there's the opportunity to continue from this movie with Fassbender once again being the only recurring actor

mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:44 (six years ago) link

Guy Pearce is in both films too

Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link

I'd blocked out that awkward David intro

mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link

tbh i love that intro

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 June 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link

I liked it, but Ridley's tendency to do these mood pieces and then jam them in at random spots is not so hot

mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link

Was there a suggestion that Demian Bichir and the guy who spawned the second alien were a couple, or did I make that up? Rest of the crew was couples, and those two seemed to have a moment.

geoffreyess, Thursday, 1 June 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link

it's implicit iirc

mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

What if this film and Prometheus are about not only the production of aliens as a species but of Alien as a franchise

And thus our protagonists are Walter (Hill) and David (Giler)?

Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:48 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

What a weird piece. Spends all that time coming around to saying things that people were saying about his general aesthetic and approach to film over thirty years ago! What's he going to write next, a semi-breathless piece about how Michael Bay likes shooting action scenes?

Meantime, Ridley's gearing up!

Ridley Scott revealed the next Alien film will feature a return to the ruined home world of The Engineers.

"We’re being written now. There’ll be three or four different players coming in to investigate. One of which will be the Engineers arriving back to find their planet decimated. I think those ships come and go on regular intervals. I see them as the gardeners of space.

"Where we go next is obvious. We’re gonna actually go to the planet. In so doing…I’m not going to tell you the story!"

I know you're all thrilled.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 June 2017 13:56 (six years ago) link

There’ll be three or four different players coming in to investigate

aliens vs predators vs humans vs muppet babies

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 June 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link

I know you're all thrilled.

I am!

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 22 June 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

the underrated weirdo essay needed the title PYGMALIEN or gtfo

mark s, Thursday, 22 June 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link

yeah idk after covenant i'm sorta excited for whatever the next one is, though it sounds like there'll be fewer gay robots, which, dud

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link

Well whaddaya know? I really enjoyed "Covenant". Liked the pulpy haunted house / Dr Moreau vibe and I think David is now one of the best recent movie villains. A solid expensive B sci fi flick.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 4 July 2017 03:12 (six years ago) link

Yes of course

http://io9.gizmodo.com/ridley-scott-has-an-idea-to-work-ripley-into-his-alien-1796788933

We’re heading toward the back end of the first Alien so [using CG] may be feasible. I don’t think it’ll... but Ripley’s going to be somebody’s daughter. Obviously. We’re coming in from the back end. The time constraints, of what’s the time between this film, where we leave David going off heading for that colony, I think you’re probably two films out from even considering her.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 July 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

grrrr

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 10 July 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

obviously coming in from the back end

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 10 July 2017 22:30 (six years ago) link

dude turning into george fkn lucas before our eyes

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 10 July 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link

He should retroactively insert unicorn shots into the original Alien.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 July 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link

He could insert the unicorn from the back end. Or from his back end.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 July 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link

ridley nooooo

mh, Monday, 10 July 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link

see, it's like facehuggery, they rhyme

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 July 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link

I can see it now, he wants to end his final Alien movie showing Ripley and others getting into their sleep chamber on the Nostromo.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 July 2017 23:47 (six years ago) link

also david was a stowaway and reprogrammed Mother and then downloaded himself into Ash and then while they were in hypersleep (this would be a post credit scene) he zoomed ahead of them to plant the space jockey and the eggs and all that

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 July 2017 23:51 (six years ago) link

Spoilers!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

I can't tell if Covenant is better than Prometheus, worse than Prometheus, or better because it is worse. There are certainly elements of it that are smarter, and yeah, there are certainly characters in it that are dumber, which is ... almost impossible. Either way, I've been watching this and decided I needed to go to bed so checked out how much time was left and holy shit, 28 minutes? It's not boring, and it looks pretty good, but I can't conceive of nearly 30 more minutes this movie needs.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 August 2017 04:52 (six years ago) link

The story is just being extruded like alien slime into a potentially infinite number of receptacles (films, eggs, whatever)

If Ridley Scott has his way, it'll go on forever, never getting to the promised land of the point of transition to Alien

Zeno's alien

Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Saturday, 12 August 2017 08:38 (six years ago) link

no zenophobia itt pls

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 12 August 2017 10:46 (six years ago) link

Omg it really is the Zeno's of origin monster stories though

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:21 (six years ago) link

Monster origin stories I mean.

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KpZRJ4HE4Q

mark s, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:55 (six years ago) link

lol the YT ad that comes up with that for me says "egg customer refunds"

mark s, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link

OK, man, the last 25 minutes of this are just so deflated and flat, with no suspense and all. There's a good movie in here somewhere, and maybe there was a good movie in Prometheus somewhere. That these two movies are all so expertly made on almost every level except the story and characters says it all. No wonder Ridley likes making movies about robots so much.

That said, I think the stupidity of the Prometheus crew bugged me more than the anonymity of this bunch.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 August 2017 21:22 (six years ago) link

this crew was wayyy dumber imo. at least the prometheus crew's whole mission was to go to a creepy basement planet, here they talk themselves into it on the flimsiest logic possible and can't even wait a day for the weather to clear.

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 12 August 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link

That is stupid as is Crudup following David. But the last one had a guy petting an Alien snake monster, and a cartographer getting lost. And other stuff.

The lesson of half of these movies seems to be quarantine saves lives. I did like the expediency of this one just skipping all that waiting and cutting/gutting right to the monster.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 August 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link

Like in this one, they get a transmission from the middle of nowhere from a human. Who is the transmission from? Hmm, maybe it's coming from the only human ever lost in space before, A scientist known by name.

Mostly I was put off by the complete lack of suspense in this one. Just no mystery at all.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 August 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

Anyway, long story short, this one was dumb but made me less angry.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 August 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link

In 2 years I won't even remember which one was stupider.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 August 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link

This one was stupid but it has better dumb horror movie thrills and gore so I like it much more than Promevfefe.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 12 August 2017 23:56 (six years ago) link

so i finally got around to seeing this and here is my hot take:

ridley shitt morelike amirite

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 12:00 (six years ago) link

i would like to point out that i have been otm in this thread

maybe they're planning to honour alien 3 by opening with the discovery of her corpse in a broken hypersleep chamber and that'll be the extent of her involvement

― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 16:08 (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i really want danny mcbride to be the surprise sole survivor of this movie

― I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 14:40 (five months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well close enough anyway

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 12:03 (six years ago) link

OK, man, the last 25 minutes of this are just so deflated and flat, with no suspense and all. There's a good movie in here somewhere, and maybe there was a good movie in Prometheus somewhere. That these two movies are all so expertly made on almost every level except the story and characters says it all. No wonder Ridley likes making movies about robots so much.

That said, I think the stupidity of the Prometheus crew bugged me more than the anonymity of this bunch

the crew was so aggressively dumb in this i was actively rooting for them all to be eviscerated

billy crudup's character was like a richard dawkins straw man of what religious people are like - butthurt and permawhiny that people 'hold his faith against him' but so easily-led that he's wiling to follow a visibly-evil robot's directions to fondle and then stick his head inside a throbbing, roiling alien egg

then when he wakes up after being facehugged his reaction isn't 'HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED' it's 'what do you believe in, david?' fuck you, dude, i'm glad you got splatted

you're right about the the production design - it's so beautiful i spent most of my time despairing that it was all in support of something so tedious. there's a title card after the credits that says the movie created 15,000 jobs and required hundreds of thousands of man hours and i was like 'BUT TO WHAT END'

fassbender was the best thing about this, clearly - i was particularly taken with his latterday iggy pop haircut when he first showed up. i have to wonder if anyone who watched this didn't immediately see the walter/david switcheroo coming as soon as he cut his hair, though

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 12:15 (six years ago) link

remember the bit when all the dumb idiot Engineers were gazing up at David's ship in rapture before they got annihilated

I fucking hate the Engineers

Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2017 12:35 (six years ago) link

other best thing about this is the hilarious handwaving about how david went from being a severed head in a bag to a having a body capable of elaborate feats of fingering again - shaw built him a new one!

so shaw, an archaeologist by trade, rebuilt an impossibly advanced robot, presumably with her bare hands, using whatever she could salvage from an alien spaceship which seems to contain nothing but empty corridors and the occasional hologram? ok cool, thx ridley u fuck

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link

the engineers are stunningly shit, yes

i think someone mentioned it upthread but lol again at the writers trying to unpaint themselves from the corner created at the end of prometheus, forcing them to go to an engineer planet, by just killing all the engineers as soon as david arrives. problem solved!

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 12:45 (six years ago) link

WHO PLANTED THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEAT

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link

as much as anything else the engineers look like trash, they are clearly made from the same bad plastic as the jar jar binks sticky tongue toy

mark s, Sunday, 13 August 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link

they literally picked the most boring design possible

then look at this cool dude

https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/0/0a/Space_Jockey.jpg

Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link

fuck you for making me relive that horror again tbh xp

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

the quarter-assed religious stuff in this was infuriating too - billy crudup's pointless faith, david's crucified alien experiments, katherine waterston's nail necklace, all adding up to precisely fuck-all

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 13:17 (six years ago) link

Can't remember, when David nukes the engineer planet does Scott cut to a tiny child engineer hugging its mother?

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Sunday, 13 August 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link

Amazingly, though, I can think of so many ways this one could have been worse. Imagine if they encountered David leading an army of aliens! I smell sequel ...

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 August 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link

The religion stuff was indeed total BS, but everything about this was BS. It was totally mechanical and the entire plot could have been dispatched with in 15 minutes for all they care about telling a story here.

By the way, weirdest thing in this: when hooded David rescues them, he's all "come with me (if you want to live)." His face is obscured and, if you are dumb, you're supposed to say, who is this dude? He's all running around in his hoodie, makes it back to his haunted castle. Then he addresses the crew and ... there's no big lower the hood reveal! He keeps his hood up, obscuring his face, and is all "I am David, what's up, bro?" And keeps the hood up! So even after they "reveal" him, for no good reason they keep him hidden. Then at some point he must think, well, no reason to keep the hood up, and takes it down.

And Walter, wtf? You're a smart robot, you know the drill, what were you waiting for David to do? Crudup, you're clearly a dummy, I don't expect more from you. But Walter? You're supposed to know better!

Later on, back on the ship, there's a whole scene where Mullet McBride is all "I have to take Mother offline for 8 clicks" or whatever, and I thought, aha, convenient contrivance to get Mother out of the picture! And then the next scene she's up and running again, anyway.

Speaking of which, Mother is just AI, like Walter/David with no legs. So why couldn't she handle important shit, like taking evasive action when some solar storm is brewing or whatever? Why is she only Siri-level AI? In Alien, Mother is perfectly capable of handling shit on her own, here it's just like "Mother, what is today's weather like?" "Mother, has James Franco won an Oscar?" "Mother, convert 2 cups to ounces."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 August 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/08/02/chainsawsuit-ruins-it-for-you-prometheus-2/

* The crab aliens are incredibly lethal when first encountered, yet at the first sign of hunger, Williams says he’ll just “grab and eat one of those crab aliens.”

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 13 August 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link

Speaking of which, Mother is just AI, like Walter/David with no legs. So why couldn't she handle important shit, like taking evasive action when some solar storm is brewing or whatever? Why is she only Siri-level AI? In Alien, Mother is perfectly capable of handling shit on her own, here it's just like "Mother, what is today's weather like?" "Mother, has James Franco won an Oscar?" "Mother, convert 2 cups to ounces."

and mother in alien communicates through text on a green screen rather than via generic robovoicechat

maybe the mother on nostromo is just shy i dunno

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

I could have sworn they talked to Mother in Alien ...

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 August 2017 18:40 (six years ago) link

I guess there is a lot of janky modem noise. You know the logical endpoint of this is Scott remaking Alien, right? To modernize all the effects and tech and stuff?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 August 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link

yeah, dallas and ripley talk to mother iirc but the replies are all in text on a screen

plus they have to go to a specific room to speak to mother, they're not just cutting about the ship yelling at her whenever they like, like they do here

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link

So basically the chronology is, man invents Siri/OK Google/Echo, man brings that to its logical omniscient conclusion, then man says, fuck that, we prefer a silent green screen in one room.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 August 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link

i guess the nostromo is just a piece of shit mining vessel, maybe the company didn't think it was worth getting the siri module installed

there was one sequence i enjoyed in this - kinda - which was the final battle with the alien in the terraforming hangar - the evacuation of the air from the airlock looked great

actually now i think about it, how the fuck did david get an alien back onboard? are we supposed to believe he swallowed a lil' baby chestburster and regurgitated it when they were safely in orbit?

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

At some point the guy with the burned cheek got an alien in his ear? Don't remember seeing that, but so much shit just happens off screen here that's the least of its problems. They might as well have an alien burst out of lead woman's tummy in the pod and then had David immediately freeze it with her. Like, so little makes sense.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 August 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

I want to see a sequel where David is raising 2000 screaming babies by himself.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 August 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

Or, fuck it, where the crew of 12 or whatever was raising 2000 babies. "Alien: Sitcom."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 August 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link

i don't recall the burned guy getting anything in his ear but even if he did it'd be one of those creepy white aliens that burst out of him, not the the familiar giger alien that show up on the ship - those only come from the eggs/facehuggers

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link

while i remember, can someone pls make a gif of the scene where the chestburster stands up out of billy crudup, extending his li'l arms, and add the caption COME AT ME BRO

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link

what if a chestbuster comes out of a really religious dude and it is alien jesus

mh, Sunday, 13 August 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link

The final alien on the ship definitely comes from someone who is in the sick bay. How you got a face hugger in him is anyone's guess, but as nothing matters in this movie, that detail certainly doesn't matter either.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 August 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link

according to the wiki synopsis it comes from burned-face-guy - i guess the facehugger that grabs him manages to shoot its wad before it gets sawed off him?

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 August 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link

plus they have to go to a specific room to speak to mother, they're not just cutting about the ship yelling at her whenever they like, like they do here

Ripley yells at Mother when she's trying to deactivate the self destruct mechanism, I don't know if it's just in anger though.

Ste, Monday, 14 August 2017 12:35 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I kind of like that ambiguity! I want to say I assumed the screen interface was for more private interactions with Mother? Anyway, I know Ash was a sneaky android imbedded with them, but the first Alien shows that Mother was capable of handling herself just fine. In this one, why bother with a pervasive ship AI that has to remind the robot Walter to hoist up the main sail? Seems like a redundancy. For that matter, why have a human crew at all? They could just send lots of Walters around with 2000 embryos to start terraforming new lands.

I still want to know how they planned to change 2000 diapers at once.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 August 2017 12:40 (six years ago) link

new planet needs fertilisers, just gonna let the anklebiters shit where they please for the good of the ecosystem

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 August 2017 12:47 (six years ago) link

On the one hand, the state of computing when Alien was made was very mainframe based, I think I got the impression when watching it that Mother was back on Earth and they just had communication rights.

On the other hand, robots.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 14 August 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link

For that matter, gah, how stupid to send 2000 embryos in the first place. So you'll have a bunch of useless kids to care for for a couple of decades before they can productively contribute and/or procreate. Yeah, that sounds like a strong plan.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 August 2017 12:50 (six years ago) link

Maybe they'll just unfreeze like a daycare class at a time, let them get old enough to take care of the next generation, rinse, repeat.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, 14 August 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think any film with the whole frozen embryo scheme ever implies the intention is for all of them to show up at once. You let the first wave age to a point where they're autonomous, then one that can participate in childcare, and then can stagger the population waves a little more quickly after that.

mh, Monday, 14 August 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link

You no what? I did really like the creepy ambient score.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 August 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

I guess there is a lot of janky modem noise. You know the logical endpoint of this is Scott remaking Alien, right? To modernize all the effects and tech and stuff?

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, August 13, 2017 7:42 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought this was a remake of all 3 first Alien films morphed into a new story.
Seems to echo visually and several scenes seem to be semi lifted from elsewhere.

I did think it was a bit more coherent than Prometheus but that isn't difficult.

I assume there's a 3 coming sometime in the not too distant future.

seemed odd that James Franco was in such a small cameo in this. Looks like his role was originally at least a bit larger.

Stevolende, Saturday, 19 August 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link

he had the best scene in the film, though.

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 19 August 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link

Franco appears as the captain in that youtube prequel thing

his casting seemed like some sort of in-joke though

Number None, Saturday, 19 August 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link

supposedly the home release has slightly different editing and screws up some of the homoerotic android-on-android action! unacceptable

mh, Sunday, 20 August 2017 01:56 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Just watched Covenant, haven't read thread.

As usual lovely design and photography. Loved the solar sails, the location shots of the planet. And pale alien hybrid things why not.

What I didn't like was lots of stuff, and in particular:

- really stupid impulsive decisions taken by crew members that would have worked if acted out properly but no (e.g. 'man of faith' captain deciding to go off-course to that planet, man in white hat deciding to take the ship down into the storm instead of thinking of the colonists)
- supposedly professionals who scream and run around
- stupid shower sexy time punishment by the xenomorph. That can't be right surely. Killing as punishment for sexy showers is straight out of a slasher movie and it even tickled them with its tail before doing so. Fuck offfff.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 24 September 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link

Going back itt:

this movie has two different scenes of someone getting offed by an alien when they think it's all over and go to take a shower. i mean come ON.

And it had to be a two-person sexy shower because they had an extra character to get rid of.

and I haven't even gotten into the garbage last sequence on the spaceship, or the mean-spirited twist, which you see coming for so long that it's only surprising because it's been obvious for SO long that you finally go "huh, well, i guess they're NOT going to.. oh no wait, they are, there it is." so i guess david's going to commit more heinous atrocities but after seeing him murder possibly an entire civilization (or maybe a backwards antique branch with no security or defense systems, who knows really, film doesn't care) what's a couple thousand colonists?

Androids much better just unblinkingly watching people die and they might or might not be chuckling about it or planned it that way rather than openly genocidal

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 25 September 2017 10:03 (six years ago) link

see, for me, the awful choices and general dumbness of the characters just adds to the nightmarish sense of dread. maybe I'm just more eager to dump my suspension of disbelief for this franchise I dunno.

I do take this point - in this and Prometheus you can see that at least part of the intended vibe is meant to be terrible things happening in a free associative way, things that no human can even understand! - it's just that this is one of several competing vibes which, as it plays out, get drowned out or clash against each other.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 25 September 2017 10:06 (six years ago) link

life under trump has made general dumbness of characters thrust in absurd positions of responsibility a prerequisite now.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 25 September 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

Agree wiith all the above disdain for Covenant. Ebert's Idiot rule employed so repeatedly in a visually dark and blandly staffed film made this a slog to view. Having watched Life recently, seems like quarantine protocol gets the same respect the Prime Directive got in original Trek. How hard would it be to write the characters as sensible, and tighten the plot? And the sexy shower scene? Wish I could say that's when the movie reminded me of later Nightmare on Elm Street movies, but that was much earlier. Clumsy and bad.

On the plus side, it was a free library borrow, so just out the time.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 00:13 (six years ago) link

The slog continues:

Appearing as a guest on Empire Magazine’s official podcast, Ridley Scott revealed the next proposed Alien film will explore A.I.s gone rogue.

"I think the evolution of the Alien himself is nearly over, but what I was trying to do was transcend and move to another story, which would be taken over by A.I.’s. The world that the AI might create as a leader if he finds himself on a new planet. We have actually quite a big layout for the next one."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 October 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

I can only laugh at this point

mh, Monday, 9 October 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

i'm imagining someone running, running, running away from a vast rolling circular historied franchise as it bears pitilessly down on him: "Forward!" he thinks to himself, "forward! I must go forward! The only escape is forward!"

mark s, Monday, 9 October 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link

Like, does he think people walked out of "Alien" 38 years ago saying, "What I'd love is to find out more about that Ash guy. What was up with that?"

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 9 October 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link

Fine with that, at least he recognises what the most interesting aspect of the last two films has been.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 9 October 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link

lol mark

good art is orange; great art is teal (wins), Monday, 9 October 2017 14:55 (six years ago) link

150 minutes of infinite fassbenders demonstrating their fingering prowess on each other or gtfo

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 14:55 (six years ago) link

otm

mh, Monday, 9 October 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link

Alien: Fisting

Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 October 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link

they don't call him Fistbanger for nothing

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 October 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link

wasn't a robot by himself on a new planet already the setup for the last movie? i guess it could be kind of funny if it's just fassbender trying to get a thousand xenomorphs to follow his flute-based commands like the pied piper. no no, hang the drapes higher, i said, line them up with - oh god dammit let's just start over...

Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 October 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

he won't be done until he can get a xenomorph to play the flute

mh, Monday, 9 October 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link

Started watching Covenant in short episodic bursts just to placate the awful god Curiousity. I guess it was implicit in Prometheus but I was surprised when in the first few minutes Weyland came out as an evolution denier. A very flawed foundation for the whole filmic enterprise to be built on.

angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Saturday, 14 October 2017 08:25 (six years ago) link

xpost Gonna have to evolve some opposable thumbs first.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 October 2017 12:21 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAswFNNXoAALf-3.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 14 October 2017 12:29 (six years ago) link

its modal phase, i guess

mark s, Saturday, 14 October 2017 12:30 (six years ago) link

not that it isn't already in some respects but i would like to see the series branch towards a more 'buddy comedy' strain

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 14 October 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link

read that as "buddy cop" for a sec. which i could see more easily. one's a robot, one's a xenomorph. to track a killer, they're going to have to work together.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 October 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link

When one's a host and the other's a parasite, symbiosis ain't always easy!

jmm, Saturday, 14 October 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link

maybe it could be like hitoshi awaaki's parasyte, where the xenomorph fails to launch and our hero is a teenaged boy with an extra inner jaw that talks back to him and thirsts for blood. or he could have a facehugger for a hand I guess but at that point they really would have to buy the rights.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 October 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

1000-year-old David is pulled from hypersleep to track down Predator: "I'm too old for this shit! I'm just two weeks from retirement!"
Arnold as Blade Runner, decapitates David: "Considuh yourself retiyahed."

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 14 October 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link

yeah a reboot of alien vs predator is clearly right around the corner, with david as the master of the dumb pyramid, forcing his little toys to fight. I guess you could make Guy Pearce the mastermind though and have the Terminators be the next stage in the David robot lineup.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 October 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link

"I know now why you cry. It is to make tears for the rain!"

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 14 October 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

Will take me a while to finish watching Covenant at the current rate, still at least i won't forget a single moment of ridiculousness. Like, if the ship's ai can detect something that might harm the sails, why can't it automatically retract the sails? Why would you have stasis chambers hanging like so many shirts in a wardrobe? How could a stasis chamber internally combust? (It seems like this is an expected outcome because they have a contigency plan involving a giant tool for ripping the lid off. Which doesn't work.) Why would anyone entrusted with being second in command of a spaceship say something as ludicrous as "i don't believe in luck"? Oh right because he's a 'person of faith'. Who isn't trusted to be put in charge but is trusted to be put in a position where he might have to take charge. Why are the sails all or nothing? Seriously it is apparently one huge series circuit where a single break renders the whole thing useless.

angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Sunday, 15 October 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link

a friend off to watch blade runner: TNG sourly predicted on twitter the day when the BR and the xenomorph-predator franchise-universes folded into one another: except instead of "engineers" he said "navigators" by mistake

i very much want an alien-predator-replicant-dune crossover franchise-universe to come into being, it wd be lowgrade crap but it at least drown ridley scott out

(i *think* a xenomorph-the thing crossover franchise-universe already exists in comics but i too may be misremembering) (i don't read comics really, i just read about it somewhere)

mark s, Sunday, 15 October 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link

That amazing Alien sax pic instantly reminded me of

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c7/AlecEmpireHypermodernJazz20005.jpeg/220px-AlecEmpireHypermodernJazz20005.jpeg

nashwan, Sunday, 15 October 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link

I rewatched this and...it’s still good.

It’s funny that Scott made the Martian, an optimistic paean to scientific competence and human ingenuity, nearly back-to-back with this gleefully misanthropic Gothic sci-fI meatloaf with extra ketchup.

It’s as if the humans in these prequels are as David the android sees them: vain, short-sighted, foolish, doomed. There’s a lot in common here with the implicit worldview of Scott’s other recent-ish flick The Counselor. Possibly Hannibal too. A hostile universe teeming with predators of all sorts.

So in essence what I’m trying to say is I that want a scene where an alien humps the windshield of a convertible.

The Marmadook (latebloomer), Sunday, 15 October 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

that was basically in this movie, and it was terrible

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 October 2017 14:51 (six years ago) link

No one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams

The Marmadook (latebloomer), Sunday, 15 October 2017 15:02 (six years ago) link

The Counselor was such a hilarious misfire, latebloomer otm

mh, Sunday, 15 October 2017 16:37 (six years ago) link

except instead of "engineers" he said "navigators" by mistake

well it was originally the pilot aka space jockey, till scott decided this fabulous unheimlich biomechanoid was just a guy in a suit.

angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Sunday, 15 October 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

still hoping for a new retcon that establish that the space jockeys are actually the Protoculture or at least the Zentradi

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 October 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link

yep i entirely understand the mistake i just want to see more of this dude:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/fb/3b/48fb3b245b85cb5b987fcab224c397ba.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 15 October 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link

robotech crossover already happened
https://i.imgur.com/F8M0Nlf.png

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 15 October 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link

When the Zentraedi attacked Macross island the Prometheus aided in the defense of the SDF-1. Supplying fighter planes and squads to back up the islands defenses, the Prometheus held in the ocean as the SDF-1 launched into space.

When the SDF-1 activated its low orbit atmospheric hyperspace fold it transported the Prometheus to the far orbit of Pluto. With the Carrier not being space functional or flight capable the SDF-1 immediately docked the Prometheus on the Port side. (Left side) After it was docked the Carrier provided great support, with it's extra fighter squadrons and flight deck, which launched the planes throughout the show. Prometheus was destroyed along with the SDF-1 later on Earth during Khyron's attack on New Macross City.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 October 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

Am done with Covenant. I started to enjoy at at one point, after they set down on the planet, as a slick but still ridiculous b-movie - well I laughed when the lander blew up anyway. But it tanked again when David showed up, hard to pinpoint the absolute nadir in a sea of minima but I think it was when he taught the new born alien to macarena.

Monogo doesn't socialise (ledge), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 08:00 (six years ago) link

ayyyyy i'm chestburstin' over heah

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 10:31 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Ah, Riddles.

http://ew.com/movies/2017/12/04/ridley-scott-alien-franchise-covenant/

“People say, ‘You need more alien, you need more face pulling, need more chest bursting,’ so I put a lot of that in Covenant and it fitted nicely. But I think if you go again you need to start finding another solution that’s more interesting. I think AI is becoming much more dangerous and therefore more interesting....

“They put two AIs together and they were communing. It already invented a f—ing language! And they couldn’t decipher what the language was so they had to switch them off. What was said and where’s it gone? They could have already implemented something we don’t know.”

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link

“They put two AIs together and they were communing. It already invented a fingering language!

Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:06 (six years ago) link

Pray this doesn't mean he is planning a remake of Colossus: The Forbin Project.

'cause there's always been an it i can't truss (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link

I’m all for it. I really liked Covenant (don’t @ me) and the evolution of David into a mad scientist/Hannibal Lecter-type figure. A psychotic android wreaking havoc in space? Break out the flutes and sign me up!

The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Monday, 4 December 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link

A remake of Colossus: The Forbin Project is long overdue imo, but I'd probably rather have Wes Anderson do it

El Tomboto, Monday, 4 December 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

I'll admit I enjoyed Alien 3 - Assembly Cut, but why did they remove the theatrical ending?

I'm Finn thanks, don't mention it (fionnland), Sunday, 20 May 2018 09:32 (five years ago) link

the chest-bursting was a last minute decision iirc mainly encouraged by producers, i think fincher (or someone else) found it tasteless

as obvious as it is i think it makes the scene more powerful, it’s super awkward to just see ripley falling into the lava

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 20 May 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link

i also prefer the dog to the ox

but the scene in the infirmary, with the drooping alien shadow in the mattress, is so much better than what happens in the theatrical cut

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 20 May 2018 12:45 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

i am rewatching GODS OF EGYPT again btw

mark s, Saturday, 22 September 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link

what is wrong with u ffs

CRABCORE’S NOT DEAD (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 22 September 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

i cleave to the ancient beliefs

mark s, Saturday, 22 September 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

which include: the lesbian asps in the hellraiser maze are good not bad

mark s, Saturday, 22 September 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

lol i finally watched ALIEN: COVENANT (2017) on the telly

(sadly GODS OF EGYPT wasn't on)

mark s, Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:05 (four years ago) link

it risibly failed to answer my metaphysical questions abt who made the alien tbqh, ridley i await yr next franchise release with some impatience and a clipboard of worries

mark s, Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:07 (four years ago) link

Given that it's Gladiator 2, you won't be alone in having some questions.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:15 (four years ago) link

WHY WEREN'T YOU ENTERTAINED??!!!

papa stank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link

ancient romans encountering the alien would be fucking amazing.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:32 (four years ago) link

Alien vs. Gladiator!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link

how many lights do i have to greenlight here.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link

"Tiberius! This is your son, Drusus! You know that new form of capital punishment you were looking for?"

papa stank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:36 (four years ago) link

Aliens built the aqueducts!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 January 2020 00:39 (four years ago) link

"my name is maximus decimus meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, marcus aurelius. father to a facehuggered son, husband to a chestbursted wife. and i will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 January 2020 07:39 (four years ago) link

mark did u enjoy the many scenes of android fingering

que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 January 2020 07:39 (four years ago) link

my clipboard questions in full:
who made the chestburster?
why?
what does the alien MEAN?
— do severed heads really float?
— who does david think wrote the better version of ozymandias (viz horace smith's version)?
— more on smith's ozymandias: "In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,/Stands a gigantic Leg… "
— also: "Naught but the Leg remaining to disclose/The site of this forgotten Babylon"
— do severed legs really float?

mark s, Sunday, 12 January 2020 10:50 (four years ago) link

anyway i quite enjoyed it i guess as a tick-the-boxes sat-night-TV rehash of little but familiar elements of Alien 1-3 -- more than i did THE SKYWALKERS ARE BACK GUYS -- AND THEY'RE SITHS or whatever it's called -- without feeling it made a case for itself even as strong as ALIEN vs PREDATOR 2: WE'RE IN A PYRAMID, A MOTHERFUCKING ANTARCTIC PYRAMID's case for itself. i liked how it tackle the problem of the engineers (= fuck em) and generally zoned out during all the androids tea-party sections (david switching his rolemodel from lawrence of arabia to the hopkins version of hannibal lecter ensured there was little need to watch any of these anyway) (david and walter shd have gone with duelling irish accents IMO: michael collins vs de valera maybe)

mark s, Sunday, 12 January 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

The *twist*, if it can be called that, was so eyerolly

papa stank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 January 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

yeah, at least he wasn't wearing an evil robot mustache.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 January 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

still amused by the thought of noomi rapace cobbling together an entire new body for david out of fuck knows what on an almost entirely empty engineer ship

que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 January 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link

"ozymandias is by byron you know, and it's good!"

http://cyberneticzoo.com/wp-content/uploads/k456-Nam-June-Paik-K456_p1-x640.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 12 January 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link

‘let me unlock for you the secrets of effective fingering’

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/G3434R/artificial-intelligence-experimental-robot-search-future-G3434R.jpg

que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 January 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYDW2A5-Cbw

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 January 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link

I never quite figured out whether that planet was meant to be engineer homeworld, I suppose it was.

I thought the exposition - jumping to flashback to show David bionuking all those dudes - was a stupid decision that detracted from the tension. Better to have had him walking around the skeletons saying what he'd done or lying about it or whatever. Getting to see the engineer homeworld was always going to be anticlimactic. Oh, they look like humans and wear robes.

I thought the landscape was gorgeous and I really wish it could just have been a temperate planet but with xenomorph spores on it - looks nice, but actually a horrible place of death. Unusual to see xenomorphs in such a setting, don't think we've seen it before in the franchise? But no, must have a load of cosmic non plot.

Wasn't sure if he was supposed to have killed Noomi or what. Was that her body or a sculpture? He used her to make the alien out of?

Then at the end the pay off is just ... a regular seen it before soldier alien going round a spaceship killing people. And with none of the wtf claustrophobic atmosphere of Alien.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 12 January 2020 23:18 (four years ago) link

And the decision to go off course in the first place was unbelievably badly acted, like there was no feeling of resistance at all.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 12 January 2020 23:20 (four years ago) link

alien vs predator: requiem actually does begin in the forest outside gunnison, colorado, but it's mostly at night or in the sewers or indoors so it mostly doesn't look like forest

(the antarctic pyramid one i mentioned upthread is 1 not 2)

mark s, Sunday, 12 January 2020 23:27 (four years ago) link

and that's why alien vs predator 1 is an awesome movie

american bradass (BradNelson), Sunday, 12 January 2020 23:32 (four years ago) link

finding that cardamon post really soothing and well-paced

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 January 2020 02:28 (four years ago) link

I thought the exposition - jumping to flashback to show David bionuking all those dudes - was a stupid decision

idk i think this is like the best part of the movie

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 13 January 2020 02:53 (four years ago) link

a movie i really like tbf

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 13 January 2020 02:53 (four years ago) link

i just realized it was a stealth remake of The Black Hole. if only the ending were as good!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 January 2020 04:49 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

auspiciously named cat and kittens: ripley, bishop, hicks, newt, morse

A family of cats who were stuck inside intu Watford for days have been rescued. https://t.co/u4SxOglJ8e

— Watford Observer (@Observer_Owl) May 25, 2020

mark s, Monday, 25 May 2020 13:10 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

Man, Prometheus just makes me so angry(!) I can't believe I've seen it now like 3x.

Also, while searching this thread for my posts, I learned not only that there was a sequel to Prometheus (!) but that I actually saw it yet have zero recollection of it haha.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 06:09 (three years ago) link

Would love to see a non-stealth remake of The Black Hole

Then again, the original is basically perfect

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 06:12 (three years ago) link

If I remember correctly, since I only saw it decades ago as a kid, but that ending is legitimately disturbing for a movie Walt Disney put out.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 06:26 (three years ago) link

I’m referring to “The Black Hole.” I have no time for the Prometheus garbage.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 06:28 (three years ago) link

It’s not just the ending that’s disturbing for Disney. They straight up have a satanic robot disembowel a guy after the heroes learn the horrible fate of the crew, which is also terrifying in itself!

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 06:33 (three years ago) link

the best things about The Black Hole are the score, th set design, the ship design, those gorgeous miniatures, the opening titles, and the hammy 70s theatrics from Schell and to a lesser extent Borgnine. can't imagine a remake improving on any of those in this day and age, and the story/characters aren't really much to work with.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 11:41 (three years ago) link

IMO Best thing about the Black Hole is the matte paintings.

https://nzpetesmatteshot.blogspot.com/2016/05/the-wonderful-world-of-disney-matte-art.html

great images at the bottom of this blogpost.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

If I remember correctly, since I only saw it decades ago as a kid, but that ending is legitimately disturbing for a movie Walt Disney put out.

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, September 23, 2020 1:26 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

That was just the early '80s Ron Miller era of Disney in general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkpf2IzmMVg

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

I still don't think there's been a good book or proper deep dive into what I keep calling the interregnum years, along the lines of DisneyWar, say. I would read that in a heartbeat.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

interregnum years is a good way to put it. when i did the animated feature poll series i dubbed the 80s part of it the "gothic period," but that didn't deal with most of the post-Walt zone or live-action, and it's def the most fascinating and odd disney era for me.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

and how did I forget to mention the matte paintings - yes, absolutely.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

Boo- Watcher in the Woods is not on Disney+

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 September 2020 03:01 (three years ago) link

i suggest Return From Witch Mountain, which is often dull but occasionally musters some creaky creepiness. the score is surprisingly good, too. but really Black Hole and Black Cauldron are the main D+ assets in this department.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 September 2020 11:53 (three years ago) link

Did someone say "Alien?" Did someone say "D+"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWPmXJ3Kwqw

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 September 2020 11:57 (three years ago) link

Something Wicked This Way Comes also fits into the timeline/ethos. And straight up animated films of the era like The Rescuers and The Fox and the Hound are often pretty grim! But then again you have Unidentified Flying Oddball, truly one of the worst things ever filmed.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 September 2020 12:21 (three years ago) link

(adds to D+ watchlist)

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link

I loved Something Wicked when I was a kid, about the same time I saw The Creature Wasn't Nice, which at that time was the funniest movie I had ever seen.

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link

You also have Never Cry Wolf from that era which is AFAIK the only straight-up Disney-branded film featuring a peen shot.

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link

(Surprisingly not on D+.)

Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 September 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

lol i just realized you all were calling Disney+ "D+". I just figured you were listing all the "D+" (as in grade) movies that Disney released. I thought, huh, some of these movies aren't any worse than C+, but different strokes ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

i like the idea that the "invitation" was just totally misconstrued, it was actually a warning, like they're pointing at this one particular star system and saying "NEVER go here, NEVER" and the prehistoric scribes are nodding and writing down "ALWAYS go here, ALWAYS"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 November 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link

anyway i just watched and loved this movie again and read (and loved) this ENTIRE thread again.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 November 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link

that's quite an achievement!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 November 2020 05:03 (three years ago) link

Thread good, movie terrible

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 6 November 2020 05:35 (three years ago) link

been rewatching all the Alien movies after watching Covenant. it's been fun! could barely remember what happened in which ones.

kinder, Friday, 6 November 2020 08:43 (three years ago) link

we watched Alien on Halloween night & Aliens the day after

a fine, blessed run of movies

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

something about this time of year makes it just right.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

though re Aliens: newt still drives me up the wall

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

i watched the first one again recently and had forgotten that Ripley calls Mother “you BITCH!!” - i had totally retconned that into the second movie, addressed to the queen. or maybe she says it there too?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

she totally says it in aliens

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

i maintain that alien covenant is the best alien sequel since aliens

prometheus profoundly goofy yet with many effective scenes. though i’m overdue a revisit

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

yep aliens too. she says it in the powerloader scene

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link

I had a friend in college with Hollywood ties. This is the barely internet era, so he would occasionally snag hard copies of scripts. One day he showed up with the "Alien: Resurrection" script and I thought, cool, I loved "Delicatessen" and "City of Lost Children," I can't wait to see what these dudes do with "Alien." Then I read it and thought, ugh, I don't really like this. Then I saw the movie, which was faithful to the script I read, and didn't like it either, but I think I only saw it that once.

(Fun aside: two other early scripts I remember getting from him were "A Life Less Ordinary" and "Pulp Fiction," both of course massively anticipated follow-ups to classics. I read the former and, once again, thought, oof, I don't like this thing, and the movie was indeed also faithful (and bad). But "Pulp Fiction," I had the sense to compromise and open it to just one page, where I saw the word "chainsaw" and knew better than to read any more.)

Back in the DVD era, the "Alien: Quadrilogy" boxed set was basically the best thing ever short of those massive Lord of the Rings sets.

(Another fun anecdote: that same friend once found a lost dog in his neighborhood, made some inquiries and found the owner, or at least their address. He rang the bell at the gate, was buzzed in, and it was Steven Segal.)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 November 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

(Seagal)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 November 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

i still have my Alien Quadrilogy dvd set
(me, an old)

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 November 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

used copies on amazon starting at $5.98, shit i might just pick it up

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, 6 November 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link

things that all good alien(s) movies have:

- female protagonist
- cryopods
- lack of consensus on quarantine best practice
- alien in tummy
- secret plan by the corporation to try to control the alien, leaving crew out to dry
- male robot with head torn from body but still talking
- strobe effects in finale
- flamethrowers
- an escape ship with the alien still on it
- a voice diary

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 November 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link

- blue collar crew
- creeping dread

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 November 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link

- predators

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 November 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link

dormant computers turning on & gobledygook messages appear on screen

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 November 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link

- predators

― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Friday, November 6, 2020

flagged without hesitation or remorse

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 7 November 2020 06:35 (three years ago) link

while waiting for the night that my boo is up for Dune, i rewatched Prometheus this weekend... first time since the theater... tried to forget about Alien and try to watch it as just this big-idea scifi blockbuster. it looks fantastic and there's some genuine creepy stuff when they first get to the planet and encounter the black liquid, etc... but on the whole i was about as disconnected as i was the first time (see upthread for nitpicks, etc.). the Lindelhof search-for-god material is just so undercooked, and the Spooky Planet movie Scott clearly wants to make is undermined by the oversized and ill-defined cast, and several distracting and kinda pointless bits of plot (Guy Pearce especially).

the David character is delicious, and I remember the first time being like "well regardless of the other stuff, the David stuff was great" ... this time I was noticing the machinery a little more and it kinda bummed me out. his deal is that he seemingly knows everything, doesn't share any of it, and is Up To No Good, so at any given moment if things slow down, he can do something sinister to get the scares going again. everyone else makes decisions out of what the plot needs rather than anything that i recognized as growing out of who they were. even the black liquid seems to be getting its lines whispered in its ear right before Scott calls "action."

Alien: Covenant has a lot of similar problems, and i feel like the non-Lindelhof version of Prometheus might have basically been that movie: a rough-draft monster movie script set on a gorgeous and memorable alien world.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 November 2020 04:18 (three years ago) link

I've mentioned it on the rolling TV thread but if you are interested in staying adjacent to the Prometheus universe, Scott's Raised By Wolves is for you. NB: it is batshit beyond belief.

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2020 04:42 (three years ago) link

RIP to Stephen Stills’s accordion

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 9 November 2020 04:46 (three years ago) link

his deal is that he seemingly knows everything, doesn't share any of it, and is Up To No Good, so at any given moment if things slow down, he can do something sinister to get the scares going again

lol you say this like it's a bad thing!

david's total contempt for humans and supervillain ambitions are among the best things about this.

if i have a criticism it's that there are too many main characters. is it noomi? is it charlize? is it fassbender? and for that reason some stuff doesn't quite click in - most obviously the romance/relationship between noomi & logan marshall-green.

there are some deleted scenes that actually have a lot of nice character moments. for instance, there's an argument between logan marshall green and noomi that makes their relationship feel like more than some lines in a script. and the idris elba/charlize bone-down gets a little bit of buildup earlier on. the fact that it's christmas comes through more. (!!) and there's actually a scene of the whole team finding some cutesy alien tadpoles in the goop and putting them in jars. everyone's incredibly happy - they all feel like they've just done something remarkable and unprecedented - there's a team vibe. so then when glasses guy later goes to pet the snake thing, it kind of makes sense. they'd just finished having a very benign encounter with cutesy ali-oids and it had been fine.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 November 2020 10:26 (three years ago) link

is it noomi? is it charlize?
I don't have this problem because if there's a vacant space where a character should be on screen, I infer that it's Noomi.

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 9 November 2020 11:18 (three years ago) link

i love David's contempt and villainy! maybe I just want him to have an evil pet to talk to so we get just a little clearer picture of what he's trying to do. idk, i think i tend to be less engaged with villains who are SO many steps ahead of the heroes, it's less interesting to see a mastermind just setting up dominoes and knock them over.

like at the end of the film, Shaw still doesn't seem to actually grasp the sequence of everything that's happened and David's role in it. maybe she does and we don't get to see it because she has no one to talk to either. it's just not as emotionally relatable to me as watching Ripley come to terms with what she's fighting and then succeed in fighting it.

there are also just these weird gaps that make the characters seem like aliens to me. like, when David apparently recruits two characters to put Shaw into cryosleep with a monster inside her. one is the female scientist who's had a couple of lines so far but no personality; the other might be one of the unnamed grunts who get summoned out for scenes like when Fievel turns into a jumping zombie and gets set on fire. anyway for this cryosleep thing, i can't remember why David's not there but these two try to do it. Shaw overpowers them, runs away, gets the monster out of her... and none of this is ever mentioned again!! the most horrifying and bizarre thing Shaw has just been through, on top of her husband letting Theron burn him to death, and she never talks about it to anyone! does it change her relationship to David? to the scientist? they all go together to meet the sleeping Engineer but nothing in that scene acknowledges any of this... it's like it was a bad dream Shaw had.

and i don't wanna be the nitpicky "Top 400 Plot Mistakes in Prometheus!" guy, but this kinda stuff prompts double-takes from me.... as i was watching i was confused instead of absorbed.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 November 2020 12:50 (three years ago) link

the David character is delicious, and I remember the first time being like "well regardless of the other stuff, the David stuff was great" ... this time I was noticing the machinery a little more and it kinda bummed me out. his deal is that he seemingly knows everything, doesn't share any of it, and is Up To No Good, so at any given moment if things slow down, he can do something sinister to get the scares going again. everyone else makes decisions out of what the plot needs rather than anything that i recognized as growing out of who they were. even the black liquid seems to be getting its lines whispered in its ear right before Scott calls "action."

It has the vibe of an RPG run by a terrible GM just relentlessly telegraphing every clue while simultaneously railroading his players from scene to scene in a story he thinks is blowing his players' minds but is actually just boring them silly.

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Monday, 9 November 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link

yeah i buy that. and the players figure out that the shifty suspicious NPC is a traitor immediately, but the DM won't let them do anything to act on that. the Star Wars prequels have the same thing going with the Jedi and Anakin/Palpatine, they never follow up on anything no matter how suspicious and it contributes to a vibe of "ehh, fuck these idiots, i don't care if they make it or not."

Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 November 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link

Scott's Raised By Wolves is for you

Well, it's for you if you like sporadically pretty nonsense with terrible acting, ridiculously nonsensical world-building, hammy SF cliches, appalling costume design and Scott reusing some of his earlier visual ideas to lesser effect. Like Prometheus but even less rewarding.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

would not argue with any of those points EXCEPT the terrible acting one, which is accurate for most of the cast but not for the two android leads... and i MIGHT argue that all those same negatives apply to Prometheus as well, which I hated!

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link

every description of raised by wolves on this board makes me think i would love it

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

Back in the DVD era, the "Alien: Quadrilogy" boxed set was basically the best thing ever short of those massive Lord of the Rings sets.

i have the blu ray equivalent and it's still truly the best

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

"But my programming tells me I must talk like a robot from a bad 1970s time-filling TV show."

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link

I watched this the other day, makes a great addendum to the docs on the quadrilogy box set.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8974964/

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link

Oh yeah that Memory doc was great, super interesting

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 00:24 (three years ago) link

Alien is the fucking best movie

brimstead, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link

it's honestly wild in retrospect that Ridley Scott ever had a period where he made good movies

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link

that is the god’s own truth

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 02:26 (three years ago) link

yeah. it happened though!

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 03:15 (three years ago) link

maybe he suffered a head injury at some point

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 03:22 (three years ago) link

You watch all the extras on Alien and Blade Runner with Scott talking about his ideas and choices and he really knew what he was on about. What the fuck happened?!?!

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:31 (three years ago) link

brainworms?

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 05:37 (three years ago) link

He was no longer surrounded by talented writers designers and actors who were not in awe of his presence.

neith moon (ledge), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 10:29 (three years ago) link

yeah DC i don't think shaw knows what david's up to, really. she just thinks he's a bit of an idiot robot (which he is) and doesn't really understand how desperately she needs this thing out of her, so she kicks ass and takes matters into her own hands.

agreed that some of the supporting cast are like..... who? one of the co-pilots who crashes heroically with idris elba into the side of the alien ship, i swear it was the first time i'd seen him on screen for the whole movie.

i did miss glasses/hoodie hipster guy. he should have stuck around for longer. i would have liked to see a long tense 'here kitty' scene with him. part of the reason this movie doesn't end with the visceral satisfaction of the others imo is that you never get a good old fashioned human-vs-alien throwdown, which is what forms the centerpiece of the climaxes of the first two movies. noomi just sets the alien and engineer against each other. which is kind of brilliant and amazing - and you do get the odd sense of rooting for the alien here, the same way i rooted for Houston in the World Series, even though they'd squashed the Red Sox over and over - but doesn't carry the same catharsis. that said i can't quite get the image out of my head of the alien octopus thing slumped over the defeated engineer. truly evil shit

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 11:34 (three years ago) link

yeah images are where this is strongest imo. i even like the pale, weird, deep-sea-cave-creature designs for the monsters. Scott has done fantastic-looking bad movies before - i always think of Black Rain, which has the most mediocre generic "80s cop movie in Japan" script imaginable (i'm sure i've posted about this somewhere), but is still kinda worth watching for the nighttime scenes in Osaka. i assume he's got a really visual imagination, he gets drawn to projects where he can picture great shots on film, and he makes those shots happen. to be clear, of what i've seen of his filmography (which isn't much!), most of em he's also got a good script and great leads.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Earth you say

Alien is currently in development at @FXNetworks. The first TV series based on the classic film series is helmed by Fargo and Legion's @noahhawley. Expect a scary thrill ride set not too far in the future here on Earth. pic.twitter.com/jZe1CRFAZD

— Disney (@Disney) December 10, 2020

nashwan, Friday, 11 December 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

"Noah Hawley Alien series set on Earth" is a phrase designed to irk me

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 11 December 2020 00:19 (three years ago) link

i didn't know who noah hawley was so i was like "i hope this is absolute nonsense!!!" maybe it still will be

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 11 December 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link

fuksake

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 11 December 2020 00:37 (three years ago) link

Kurt Sutter Alien or GTFO

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Friday, 11 December 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

The mommy issues possibilities are RIGHT THERE ffs

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Friday, 11 December 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/HoPXUME.jpg

i am told this is a test audience viewing the chest bursting scene in Alien

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:48 (three years ago) link

lol at the two guys

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:23 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

I just watched this for the first time. It was sooo fuuucking stuuupid. Bulk of this thread otm.

Maybe if Scott had bothered to actually watch AvP he could've avoided making a movie as bad as AvP.

(a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 24 October 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link

"Noah Hawley Alien series set on Earth" is a phrase designed to irk me
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, December 11, 2020

where did this end up anyway?

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link

In hell, hopefully.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 October 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link

Tony Scott’s Prometheus would have ruled.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 24 October 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link

avp is a really good movie

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 24 October 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link

um

The FX series, for which Hawley says he’s finished the first two scripts, will tackle class warfare and “what happens when the inequality we’re struggling with now isn’t resolved.”

“If we as a society can’t figure out how to prop each other up and spread the wealth, then what’s going to happen to us?” he teased.

also:
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/ridley-scott-interview-last-duel-b1936054.html

The franchise is now being rebooted as a TV series by Noah Hawley (who successfully turned Fargo into a long-running show). Wherever they go, whatever they do, “It’ll never be as good as the first one,” Scott grins. “That’s what I’ll say.”

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2021 18:51 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

Is there a Raised By Wolves thread? Search is failing me.

made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 25 February 2022 12:04 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

two great flavours together at last

A new Ridley Scott produced ALIEN movie will start shooting in 🇭🇺 Budapest in the next days pic.twitter.com/5FmYEptISR

— Eduard Habsburg (@EduardHabsburg) March 4, 2023

mark s, Saturday, 4 March 2023 21:09 (one year ago) link

Hopefully we'll finally find out how the aliens became ... oh, wait, I guess they already went over that.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 March 2023 21:58 (one year ago) link

Recently rewatched Prometheus and its sequel hoping desperately they weren’t as bad as I remembered, but they were significantly worse.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 4 March 2023 22:03 (one year ago) link

Prometheus might be the best looking worst movie of all time.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 March 2023 22:33 (one year ago) link

https://media.tenor.com/q7WUir_uNhAAAAAM/smile-happy.gif

mark s, Saturday, 4 March 2023 22:39 (one year ago) link

That’s how I remembered it, but it wasn’t even as pretty as I’d thought.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 5 March 2023 10:10 (one year ago) link

i think more fondly of Prometheus when i look back and remember the laughter

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 March 2023 11:25 (one year ago) link

i will always love this stupid movie

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 5 March 2023 11:54 (one year ago) link

ok so i literally just unplugged my wifi for the last time in my hackney home (moving out forever tomorrow) then PLUGGED IT BACK IN to post this important thought

upthread i muse and lament on why -- when pondering how the alien came to be -- we have never yet seen a film that explores the nature of xenomorph society over several evolving generations. well buckle up fucklecups

i: the habsburg dynasty (cf edmund tweeting above, he is a poster but not a *poster* iykwim) has lasted for more than a thousand years, that's plenty of generations
ii: the founder of the dynasty = RADBOT GRAF VON KLETTGAU (c.985-1045)
iii: he is called RADBOT he is a FASSBENDER
iv: qed it is time for the franchise to be good again, tales of the high rhine in medieval swabia is the shit that ridley loves

mark s, Sunday, 5 March 2023 12:48 (one year ago) link

eduard not edmund sorry to screw up the lore

mark s, Sunday, 5 March 2023 12:49 (one year ago) link

both prometheus and covenant are good, actually covenant is great

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 5 March 2023 16:32 (one year ago) link

http://www.tom.ledger.name/img/engineer.jpg

brad and tracer itt

ledge, Sunday, 5 March 2023 19:26 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/LpibnKl.jpeg

ledge, Sunday, 5 March 2023 19:33 (one year ago) link

never knew these movies were considered bad until recently, guess I watched them both in the glow of Ebert's Prometheus review

sloop johnnin' skater (geoffreyess), Sunday, 5 March 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link

Is that some sort of powerful drug?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 March 2023 20:45 (one year ago) link

Drug + lobotomy

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 5 March 2023 23:16 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I’m rewatching all these now (Aliens last night) and everyone I’ve mentioned this project to has commented how much they love Prometheus. Looking forward to re-visiting it.

ryan, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link

You know some weird people.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link

🤘

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 April 2023 12:53 (eleven months ago) link

Weyland's method of death in Prometheus is one of the funniest metaphor spurring action scenes in film

mh, Thursday, 20 April 2023 14:20 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

time to rewatch ALIEN: COVENANT (2017)

mark s, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 20:10 (ten months ago) link

this was a mistake

mark s, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 20:16 (ten months ago) link

lol think i might only have watched this from like halfway thru the first time

i missed nothing

mark s, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 20:30 (ten months ago) link

the bit where David drops the black goo on an entire crowd of the progenitor species is still pretty amazing

mh, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 20:40 (ten months ago) link

i'm bailing, i'm too sleepy for this nonsense

mark s, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 20:42 (ten months ago) link

xpost Only good scene, surely. Well that and Fassbender telling himself how to handle his flute.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 20:44 (ten months ago) link

the flute scene

discovering david's weird art documenting his experiences hybridizing the aliens

the bit where david regurgitates his little alien eggs to put into the human embryo store

haven't watched it in a while and these still stick in my mind!

mh, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 20:45 (ten months ago) link

I did like the design of David's lair. Film was pretty weak overall but had some good visuals

Duane Barry, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 20:47 (ten months ago) link

Lol I remember pretty much nothing of this one, except maybe the flute and also ... nah, I think that's it. I don't even remember the cast, beyond Fassbender. Maybe some Frankenstein vibes?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 20:50 (ten months ago) link

I watched Prometheus and Covenant for the first time a couple years ago. Viewed back-to-back, Covenant seemed like a gahdamn masterpiece in comparison.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 May 2023 21:13 (ten months ago) link

That is the last film with the Xenomorph in so far isn't it? You might think if Prey can revitalise the Predator somewhat after a series of b movie takes on it something similar could be done with the Xenomorph. While trying to avoid that being an identikit genre in itself.
Or somebody who didn't want to make schlock could step into the Alien franchise. I thought the premise of seeing the background of the story could have been handled a lot better. & it was the way that it was handled that was the problem.
But I Think I did enjoy bits of the film when I first saw it and have now heard several people say its a really good film which isn't the way I remember it on rewatching it. That the stupid bits outweigh everything else, like.

Stevo, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 08:31 (ten months ago) link

There’s a TV series of Alien being (verrrrrrrry slowly) made, which caused a pause on any idiotic film projects for the moment.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 08:50 (ten months ago) link

apparently there was an alien v predator series that was actually made and edited and then put on a shelf for 7 years (and counting)

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 08:54 (ten months ago) link

I think the fundamentals of the alien are sound, the problem with most of the sequels is that they either lean too hard toward mythology (who cares?) or, more commonly, they're just astoundingly stupid/silly. The "Predator" movies, for example, are actually all mostly good. First is great, second OK, "Predators" not bad (iirc), "Prey" is good. Only outlier (crossovers aside) is "The Predator," which is terrible. "Alien" movies are suited to the same simple more or less horror movie/action model: drop alien in with people/drop people in with alien. I suppose the last couple Ridley movies get points for novelty, since the whole time you're asking yourself what the fuck is going on and why, at least when you're not rolling your eyes at how amazingly dumb the characters are.

Then again, thinking out loud, the alien franchise quickly backed itself into a corner, because the alien (even one) is simply too powerful an enemy. The awesome "Alien: Isolation" game got it right: you don't beat the alien, you *avoid* the alien while doing other shit, like fixing the ship or outsmarting robots.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 12:10 (ten months ago) link

i may have missed one of the crossover films but am i right that there still is no 'Alien on the loose on Earth' movie? it would be so mega

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:11 (ten months ago) link

Yeah, the second AvP film was basically that. I'm one of the only people on earth who thought it was decent (if deeply flawed). But you should probably go with the consensus opinion that it's a cinematic unflushed toilet.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:22 (ten months ago) link

= better than prometheus :D

mark s, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:23 (ten months ago) link

i’m going to invite you all to a double feature of Solo and Prometheus and explain in a very irritating voice exactly why each one is good, while we’re watching it

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:27 (ten months ago) link

I never saw "Solo," but if it went the way of "Willow" on Disney+, would anyone notice?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:32 (ten months ago) link

Well I'd have to find something else to do at 11pm every night of the week

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:35 (ten months ago) link

You could watch "Free Solo," alone, while drinking beer from a red Solo cup.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:40 (ten months ago) link

Still impressed that stupid Prometheus was basically the exact same plot as stupid Alien vs Predator, just with alien planet instead of Antarctica, and weird playdo men instead of Predators. Otherwise all the same (alien temple, messianic Weyland, fuckwit scientists, weirdly invulnerable female lead, etc).

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 25 May 2023 01:12 (ten months ago) link

this fathead futzing around with origin stories and metaphysics when we could STILL HAVE THIS

The full-grown aliens were originally going to be transparent and their heads full of maggots. This was too hard to pull off though. And, originally, the alien Giger designed had eyes. He asked for the eyes to be removed when the effects team started building it.

26/38 pic.twitter.com/j2LzIQ9E2Z

— All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) May 25, 2023

mark s, Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:48 (ten months ago) link

original is 44 today, and this thread is grebt: i wanna see the robert altman version

mark s, Thursday, 25 May 2023 19:49 (ten months ago) link

Alternately, Tarkovsky.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:17 (ten months ago) link

Alien with eyes definitely paved the way for his ELP cover:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0d/ELP_-_Brain_Salad_Surgery.jpg/220px-ELP_-_Brain_Salad_Surgery.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:29 (ten months ago) link

This cover was from 1974, though!

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 25 May 2023 20:59 (ten months ago) link

Oh shit, so ELP invented the alien!

I may have been thinking of the Debbie Harry album.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:06 (ten months ago) link

Hahaha

The Alien was spawned on Love Beach.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:07 (ten months ago) link

they used the skull/eye socket version in alien: resurrection! pretty well, imo. the scene where the more-human alien is sniffing ripley/mom is creepy

mh, Friday, 26 May 2023 04:36 (ten months ago) link

There’s a TV series of Alien being (verrrrrrrry slowly) made, which caused a pause on any idiotic film projects for the moment.

There's a film, directed by Fede Alvarez, shooting as we speak. From the little info there is about it, it does sound like a Prey-style b-movie take

Number None, Friday, 26 May 2023 10:30 (ten months ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2edS2FlrK4

MaresNest, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 15:56 (six months ago) link


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