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Tell me about the Conservatives that you respect or genuinely like for some reason... you may not agree with some of the views, but they don't make your blood boil.

(This is based on the assumption that most ILXers' are somewhat left-leaning.)

andy, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

The obvious: John McCain, Colin Powell.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

As those following my threads will have noticed, I think Andrew Sullivan, while hardly perfect and often unaware of many contradictions in his own stance, is at least trying to demonstrate many OTHER contradictions among his peers.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Sen. Jim Jeffords.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

John McCain. Colin Powell to an extent. Bob Dole never really offended me (not that I would have wanted him president).

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Pat Buchanan (crazy but i kind of like him in a "crazy uncle" kind of way), David Brooks, Tacitus (blogger), P.J. O'Rourke, basically anyone with a conservative ideology they support over and above the republican party. I'm willing to listen to that.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I like old Conservatives that start turning more "liberal" as they get older. From Barry Goldwater:


"A lot of so-called conservatives today don't know what the word means," he told the Los Angeles Times in a 1994 interview. "They think I've turned liberal because I believe a woman has a right to an abortion. That's a decision that's up to the pregnant woman, not up to the pope or some do-gooders or the religious right. It's not a conservative issue at all."

During the 1990s, Mr. Goldwater spoke out in favor of allowing gays to serve in the military, and he worked in Phoenix to end job discrimination against gays. In 1994, he became honorary chairman of a drive to pass a federal law preventing job discrimination against gays.

andy, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I cannot stand David Brooks. What a smug fuck.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

The first George Bush is a guy I like overall.

and Johnny Ramone. =(

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Confession of shame here: I would totally have sex with Anne Coulter. However, I would need booze and duct tape.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Richard Lugar is a respectable politician, who has done what he thought was right often to his own parties consternation. Lugar has done alot of good for the state of Indiana.

I used to repect Colin Powell. If he did the right thing a few months ago, we might not be mired in the mess we are in now. He needed to be loyal to the people, not George Bush and since he went along with this farce, he is just as guilty.

earlnash, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Alabama's George Wallce was a fucker, but he also "turned" in his older years:

In 1982, he ran for governor a fourth time. In a watershed moment, he admitted that he had been wrong about "race" all along. He was elected by a coalition represented by blacks, organized labor and forces seeking to advance public education. In that race, he carried all 10 of the state's counties with a majority black population, nine of them by a better than two-to-one margin. He retired four years later, an increasingly remote and physically tormented man.

"We thought [segregation] was in the best interests of all concerned. We were mistaken," he told a black group in 1982. "The Old South is gone," but "the New South is still opposed to government regulation of our lives."

andy, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

david brooks only comes off as sane on television. if you watch newshour he seems pretty nice, will concede points, etc. but his nyt column can be very rigid and dogmatic.

also: olympia snowe, lincoln chafee, dick lugar

i tend to prefer senate republicans to their rabid, and completely fucking insane house counterparts.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Boris Johnson

John Major coz he likes cricket.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Second Richard Lugar, that guy's good.

George Wallace committed so many egregious sins that his later "conversion" don't count for shit.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree on George Wallace, I just like it when people admit mistakes and move into the future. How about this though:

GEORGE SCHULTZ
Former U.S. Secretary of State

"The law that prohibits drugs, is an emergency law that, despite having being enforced for three quarters of a century, has not been able to eliminate neither the abuse of substances nor their perverse effects. I believe that today Parliaments should reintegrate policies on drugs in the democratic process legalizing them in order to control them and prevent their unlucky consequences."

andy, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Got my sights set on nickalicious http://www.townhall.com/acimgs/webimages/gun.jpg
UNGK!

x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/ann%20coulter%20scary.jpg

andy, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear God Nick, of all the things to admit on a public forum!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

My Aunt Bette. My neighbor Trina.

Maria D., Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

George Schultz has a Princeton tiger tattooed on his fanny.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear God Nick, of all the things to admit on a public forum!

He's a bold man, our Nickalicious.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

US or UK fanny?????

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2004/06/12/mn_us_kerry56.jpg

"How about now?" "No." "How about now?" "No." "How about now?" "No." "How about now?" "No." "How about now?" "No." ...

(Stolen from Fark.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

US FANNY, DAN.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I used to kinda like David Brooks, but after the Times eviscerated his new book, he does sorta seem like a smug fuck, sure.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh: I like John McWhorter.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.staff.brad.ac.uk/sardouin/franco1.jpg

Franco turned out to be a "benevolent dictator"! (as long as you weren't a pinko.)

andy, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost to jaymc - you also like Sarah "smuggy fuck mixed with Down Syndrome" Vowell, so that makes sense.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Goldwater. And Bob Dole, maybe.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll second P.J. O'Rourke. He seems completely smart & reasonable, from what I've heard. Granted, I have heard very little...but he was on Fresh Air this week & I thought he was a really nice interviewee.

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I've got no problem with conservatives who are reasonable and don't make shit up or twist the facts. A difference of opinion/perspective doesn't bother me - it's when someone (right or left) has so little conviction in their politics that they need to resort to distortions of the truth to make their arguments - that I shut them off.


xpost. O'Rourke generally thirded.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Tucker Carlson seems reasonable, but he's also a dweeb so I'm on the fence.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

He seems kinda reasonable, but also kind of a dick. and a dweeb.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris Patten.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Ainsley Hayes

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Charles Krauthammer is very nice in person. Too bad his opinions are often bugfuck insane.

mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

bnw OTM

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Boris Johnson seconded. I'm also quite fond of William Hague's guest stints as a presenter on Have I Got News For You.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

(and thirded on Ainsley Hayes)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Vince Bugliosi is a Republican, but a swell guy and unafraid of challenging his party.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

and of course he put that Manson punk away, too.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

John McCain, definitely. He also makes a great comedian, judging from his SNL appearance - his "McCain Sings Streisand" sketch still cracks me up.

mike a, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I've got no problem with conservatives who are reasonable and don't make shit up or twist the facts. A difference of opinion/perspective doesn't bother me - it's when someone (right or left) has so little conviction in their politics that they need to resort to distortions of the truth to make their arguments - that I shut them off.

Amen to that. Nothing wrong with dissent - what I can't stand is shrill, overheated, purely ad hominem rhetoric from EITHER side of the fence.

mike a, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Bugliosi is a pompous, self-promoting asshole.

I'd start a "Liberals You Like" thread but I can hardly think of any to start with. Oh wait, I do like Jimmy Carter.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Bugliosi is a pompous, self-promoting asshole.

that is about 180 degrees away from the Vince Bugliosi I had dinner with. Care to elaborate?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

also since when did "pompous, self-promoting asshole" not be traits that conservatives cherish? I mean, HELLO, WILLIAM BUCKLEY!

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know Vince Bugliosi but my first reaction was "When did he turn into Mitt Romney?"

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

You elaborate first, on how Bugliosi is any different that Johnny Cochran, or any other soulless opportunist.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

You can call Johnny Cochran many things, but "soulless" isn't really one of them.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread makes me curious who on ILX would identify themselves as a conservative. Roger Adultery, check. Dee, check. Anyone else?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Don Weiner identifies more specifically as libertarian, while Keyth has come out pretty conservatively on many things, but both should really speak for themselves!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I wouldn't say I'm conservative. I vehemently oppose the death penalty (though, not because I believe in any of that 'sanctity of life' nonsense), I oppose vivisection and the fur trade, and have been known to squat, dumpster dive, busk, etc. Not exactly the activities of a Republican.

I'm probably as close to a libertarian as you get. But am I conservative as opposed to liberal? Positively, absolutely.

And fuck seatbelts and income tax.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

roger adultery

I love how the meanings of things have changed. Arguably, libertarians are as close to the original liberals as anyone. Libéral in French refers to free traders as it did in the time when it was borrowed from the English.

As for 'conservatives', many of today's American cons are really radicals. They're not keen on conserving much if anything of America's traditions regarding individual rights, foreign policy, federalism, or the separation of church and state.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, Goldwater was the real deal... and actually Reagan was pretty much a classic conservative as well.

andy, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, I do self identify much more with the libertarian viewpoint. M.White OTM.

I never read much David Brooks in the Weekly Standard, but his columns thus far in the NYT have been a snooze. Until he pinches MoDo in the ass, I really don't have much use for him. Andrew Sullivan is confused, and while I think he is a lively writer, I don't consider him to be all that insightful. I don't have much use for John McCain--can't really figure out why some people are so enamored by the guy at all. Anne Coulter--not hot, even in a "hate-fuck" scenario. OTOH, Michelle Malkin is hot, and doesn't seem to be a Jesus Freak.

dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, I do like Malkin, but she's not hot. She's no Jenna Bush. But yeah, i love her column.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll vote when The Ghost of Jimmy Hoffa, Matt Drudge, Jim Goad, or Jimminy Cricket run. I'll campaign, even.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

tucker,barry, joe clarke

i hate andrew sullivan though, loathe him to peices, loathe is uncle tomming, his religous rhetoric, his assumption that all who dont want to climb onto the marriage truck are evil, and his boredom

anthony, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, anthony,

But what do you really think...?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Otherwise, an all-right guy!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

michelle malkin is atrocious, and i agree w/ anthony wr2 mr. sullivan.

i like pj o'rourke, barry goldwater, and richard posner. though all 3 are prob. more libertarian than conservative.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:38 (nineteen years ago) link

What don't you like about Malkin? I'm not baiting you, I'm just curious - none of my co-workers read anything besides the sports section so I'd like to hear real, informed opinions.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll say Dee the Downtown Spammer!

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

What don't you like about Malkin?

i think that she's nasty, ignorant, and throws off an evil "i've got mine!" vibe -- i.e., i'm the daughter of (nice) immigrants (from a spanish-speaking country), but THOSE immigrants from spanish-speaking countries are wrecking the country. (what's tagalog for "uncle tom" or "tio taco"?) and that's what i could make out -- the rest of her written spiel is illegible ranting.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Mmm. I disagree, but I can see where you'er coming from re: her arrogance, sometimes. The "I Got Mine" tag is apt, too, but I don't find her ignorant at all. A lot of what she's saying - and being the daughter of immigrants you have to admit it takes balls for her to say it - is right on.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I once did a "Republicans S&D" that covered lots of the same ground. And Roger, "Liberals You Like" would be a great idea for a thread, since even liberals probably can't name that many.

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

being the daughter of immigrants you have to admit it takes balls for her to say it
I hate arguments that are predicated on the writer being a member of the group he is criticizing.
I.E. "Look, a black columnist is against affirmative action! That definitively proves that affirmative action is wrong!"
Not that I'm saying you're making this argument, Roger.

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

How do you feel about Stanley Crouch? Because I'm guessing that's who you're referring to.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Ward Connerly, actually. Or Dinesh D'Souza, who is far worse. "Look, an East Indian guy believes Racism Is Dead! He would know!"

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, I understand that. Agreed on that front. But doesn't their race, then, become a factor in the negative as well? I mean, are we to believe the papers that run these columnists aren't exploiting these people because of their unpredictable 'wacky' viewpoints?

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's totally a dog-bites-man (or dog-bites dog?) appeal. When I watch a debate on CNN, I always know that the woman or the member of a visble minority will be arguing the Republican talking points.

So Connerly et al. only got their jobs because of affirmative action? How ironic!

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm the son of polish immigrants. i like fresh-off-the-boat polish immigrants. but they don't like me.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:28 (nineteen years ago) link

GRANDson, actually.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I liked Bobos in Paradise, but Brooks has sucked ever since. And John McWhorter wrote the most offensive column about hip-hop that I've ever read.

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Otherwise, I guess I like most of the conservatives that liberals like.

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom McCall, Mark Hatfield, Daniel Bell, Bob Packwood (before the tongue scandal)

jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

sen. chuck hagel (of nebraska).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:42 (nineteen years ago) link

seconded

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ward Connerly, actually. Or Dinesh D'Souza, who is far worse. "Look, an East Indian guy believes Racism Is Dead! He would know!"

I am convinced that Dinesh D'Souza is the spawn of Satan.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Who would also know, I guess

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Matos said what I was going to.

Dee. that's it.

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 17 June 2004 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Roger I don't see why I should go first, but I will. I had a long conversation with Bugliosi, and he was very insightful, and I'm not gonna say soulful, but he's got a conscience. Yes, he likes money (again, not sure when not liking money got to be a conservative trait), and making money, but as far as I'm concerned he's nowhere anything like Johnny Cochran. Do you compare the two because they're both lawyers? I hope you realize they're completely different, Bugliosi was L.A. County D.A. whereas Cochran's a defense lawyer - and those are two completely different things (in opposition to each other, even). And Bugliosi's book on the 2000 election fiasco was fantastic - and showed that unlike most Republicans desparate to win back the White House, he has principles. I just don't understand your beef with the man, and I can only assume that its based in some sort of weird misunderstanding of who he is and what he's done.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Admittedly, I don't have the vast knowledge on the man you do - maybe he's a terrific guy. But I know from the few interviews I've seen with him, and the handling of the Manson trial, that I don't like him.

As far as his relation to Cochran is concerned - they both seem to be seeking to gratify their own tremendous egos via the court system

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

What about his handling of the Manson trial did you not like? And since I can assume that you, like me, weren't even born yet when it happened, why does it matter? Also, Bugliosi hasn't been practicing for a number of years now, so your elaboration on the comparison to Cochran is even more bullshit than it was had you not elaborated.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Stanley Crouch. Seriously, have you ever actually tried to listen to 'Bitches Brew' all the way through

dave q, Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Cobservative Music Critics You Like

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"cobservative"

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread makes me curious who on ILX would identify themselves as a conservative.

Well, I am also something of a libertarian, but I can identify w/liberals much more than conservatives and I tend to like them a lot better.

christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom Selleck, Bo Derek, Scott Baio.

Star Hustler, Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom Selleck is a republican?

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:10 (nineteen years ago) link

gary numan. (though allegedly he now supports labour.)

frank "i'm a practical conservative" zappa. (though unfortunately he's dead).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom Selleck is a republican?

Have you been living under a rock?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I just don't pay attention to that crap.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I know that Selleck bitchslapped Rosie O'Donnell on her show after she made some remark about gun control and he collects rifles like that Sharps rifle he used in Quigley Down Under.

Good for him.

Star Hustler, Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

He wasn't Elmer Fudd-ly enough in his portrayal of Ike.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link

(i believe he is affiliated w/the nra somehow)

christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link

(I hear Charlton Heston is too, duh)

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link

(why do you think Rosie attacked him? NRA ads, duh)

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

He should have shot her.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit hell, William S. Burroughs was card-carrying NRA!

Moderate/MOR Senate Republicans are fine. I like them. Too bad they deal with bozos like Trent Lott and kittyslayer Frist.

William Safire is a respectable conservative. Oddly, I don't mind Pat Buchanan nowadays. I like Col. David Hackworth too.

Star Hustler, Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:23 (nineteen years ago) link

ANYWAY, if you want an example why Andrew Sullivan's twisting in the wind fascinates me increasingly, this riposte to Jonah Goldberg is up-to-date and worth the read.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:24 (nineteen years ago) link

William Safire is batshit crazy and his political columns are worthless. His word columns are okay if you need crossword clues, tho.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i actually watched that fracas go down

Pat Buchanan is entertaining on the Mclaughlin group, but cant say he is likeable.

christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

william safire cuckolded richard nixon's corpse for ariel sharon's cock. he is despicable in every way.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:28 (nineteen years ago) link

William Safire's political predictions are about as accurate as the Times's Saturday NFL predictions, ie. never.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Another big seconding on David Hackworth.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

what percentage of Nixon's speeches did Safire write?

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Safire is indeed batshit crazy, but I still respect him and enjoy reading some of his stuff.

Star Hustler, Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Hm, the Hackworth site looks like one that I need to monitor more closely here -- been too long since I checked it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Is Hitchens conservative now?

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Gerry Spence. Is he considered conservative? He's a great man.

I remember listening to this libertarian/populist/isolationist type on the radio named Chuck Harder. He was pretty cool. He had an unfortunate tendency to really deride the UN, but was anti-NAFTA, anti-GATT, pro-farmer, pro-factories in the U.S. borders, and he was kind of like a right-wing Ralph Nader. But he was ignorant in foreign affairs. Nevertheless, his radio show For the People was enjoyable.


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I adore Jan Crouch's delivery and showmanship. She is my favorite televangelist. Her husband Paul is funny too. They provide countless hours of religious entertainment. I don't know if I could forgive them for preying on the schizophrenic and disadvantaged though.

Star Hustler, Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Christopher Hitchens is just a bitch.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:19 (nineteen years ago) link

also I can't believe I forgot G. Gordon Liddy. He is my favorite conservative.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Mark Steyn
*runs away*

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I like "Crazy Andy" Sullivan when he's in his thoughtful angsty conservative mode. I hate him when he's in his idiot demagogue conservative mode. I never know which one I'll find when I open his blog.

Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Gerald Ford! Is he even a conservative? He seems so blank. He looks like Frankenberries, therefore, classic.

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:30 (nineteen years ago) link

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:31 (nineteen years ago) link

what was that all about?

He looks like Frankenberries even in that old pic.

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:32 (nineteen years ago) link

*sigh*

1970s and 1980s: Financial crisis

Financial crisis hit the city in the mid-1970s, when it briefly appeared that the city might have to declare bankruptcy (see John Lindsay). The fiscal crisis resulted largely from the combination of generous welfare spending by the city government in the 1960s and the stock market and economic stagnation of the 1970s. President Gerald R. Ford earned the enmity of many New Yorkers when he refused to use federal money to "bail out" the city. The New York Daily News famously summarized Ford's decision in a headline: "Ford to City: Drop Dead".

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I couldn't tell what city it was. (everyone calls every nearby city "The City").

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 17 June 2004 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Argh, I Forgot about D.E.E!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 June 2004 07:27 (nineteen years ago) link

John McCain, Collin Quin? (is he a conservative?, seems to be a Bush supporter)

Cacaman Flores, Thursday, 17 June 2004 08:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Thomas Sowell has a permanent stick up his butt about affirmative action and alll things PC but he wrote a book called "Conquest and Culture" that was kind of brilliant. It talked, among other things, about the huge influence of geography on the development of cultures in a way I'd never considered before. For instance he pointed out that Europe has a larger coastline than Africa despite being much smaller in area facilitating trade and that technology spreads in an East-West direction more easily than North-South, (because it allows travel along a single climatic bands) speeding up development in Eurasia while hindering it in the Americas. I was impressed by the book and quite surprised when I googled his name and realized he was the cranky black Republican who wrote a column for my local paper.

Mir Foregnor, Thursday, 17 June 2004 11:30 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a great theory, but it was a great theory in Jared Diamond's book the year before.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0465013996
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0393038912

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 June 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

My best friend's a tory, so that's one. His dad is a tory councillor, and he's really nice, so two. I'm sure lots of my haute-bourgeoisie friends would vote conservative too.

William Hague strikes me as an able politician and a decent and honest fellow.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 17 June 2004 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I like my conservatives completely bugfuck insane, so that I know who I'm dealing with thanks very much. Tom DeLay. Jude Wanniski. Paul Weyrich. Gary Bauer. Cuddly conservatives immediately make me suspicious.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, I s'pose he smiles too much

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Is Gordo ever without his Inspector Gadget jacket?

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

god he is soooooo gay. I love him.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

gayness confirmed:

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

WHY YES, LIDDY IS SCRUMPTOUS!

http://www.rferl.org/specials/50years/images/kissinger-large.jpg

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

(that's David Haig, British character actor and DI Grim in "The Thin Blue Line", btw)

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 17 June 2004 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I second Liddy and Gerry Spence

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

And of course...

http://www.leary.com/archives/photo/gems/GGordonLiddyLAdebate.gif

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

And John McWhorter wrote the most offensive column about hip-hop that I've ever read.

Can someone point me to this article?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Frank Miller OMG HAHA

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 17 June 2004 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link

After looking at that thong photo, I don't think I could ever be as gay as Liddy.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 17 June 2004 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Ken Clarke owns this thread. However, for true old duffer Toryness, you have to salute the magic of Alec Douglas Home, the only man to ever get a fourth class degree from Oxbridge.

John McCain is a raving lunatic. I know he speaks his mind and stuff, but it is the mind of a mentalist. Let's not forget this.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 17 June 2004 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link

This is going back a bit, but I wanted to post before I forgot:

Most of the conservative ideals - keeping marijuana illegal, opposing a woman's right to choose, expanding the military (I'd add tax breaks to the rich, but I don't think a conservative would admit that) seem pretty fucking far from libertarianism to me.

In fact, the only republican who actually truely believe the stated conservative goal of "less government" is John McCain who gets shit for being too liberal.

And, unrelated, but why would you ever proudly assert the label "conservative" on yourself; it seems like such an insult -- it implies a fear of change and longing for the past that doesn't seem positive at all to me.

David Allen (David Allen), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Likewise "liberal" can be viewed as a derogatory term including such delectable qualities as effeminite, soft, smelly, hypocritical, etc.

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

No, I'm not referring to connotations that were tacked on later, I'm talking about the actual definition.

a : tending or disposed to maintain existing views, conditions, or institutions : TRADITIONAL b : marked by moderation or caution < a conservative estimate > c : marked by or relating to traditional norms of taste, elegance, style, or manners

The idea that you would be proud that you want to "maintain existing views, conditions, or institutions" or "traditional norms" especially considering that "norms" at one point included slavery and segregation, seems pretty irrational to me.

David Allen (David Allen), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

That definition is merriam-webster, by the way.

David Allen (David Allen), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link

My two favorite writers - Edward Abbey and Tom Wolfe - both of whom have substantially shaped my worldview, are both conservatives in the traditional sense.

I admit to liking Tucker Carlson more than I should. I hate myself for finding Liddy amusing, and appreciating his being less nuts than many of these guys. I wouldn't say I like John McCain, but I (mostly, and comparatively) respect and appreciate him. I feel similarly about Lugar, and also Hagel, though (a lot?) less so. I don't agree with Dole on most things, but I would find him inoffensive if he were less of a sellout (and the war wound and he's funny). I didn't mind the Hatfield/Packwood types much, but I wonder if they would have lost my respect if they had been around when the Gingrich revolution came. Colin Powell has completely lost whatever respect I had for him. I dislike PJ O'Rourke and loathe David Brooks the hack (I have some gruding respect for David Brooks the occasional journalist). I find Stanley Crouch occasionally interesting, but typically pompous and in other ways annoying. I like Trent Lott at least twice as much as Bill Frickin Frist.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow, Liddy's gayer than Henry Rollins.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 18 June 2004 00:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom Wolfe is conservative? How did he get along with all those electric kool aide guys?

David Allen (David Allen), Friday, 18 June 2004 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

http://godlis.com/punk_page3/images/0.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 June 2004 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Ted Nugent!

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

My wife's uncle is a really good guy, even though he gives us a National Review subscription for Christmas every year.

spittle (spittle), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Charles Barkely for Republican Guvnor of Alabama!!!

Symplistic (shmuel), Friday, 18 June 2004 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, Pat Buchanan, because Hunter S. Thompson depicts him as a good man.

Symplistic (shmuel), Friday, 18 June 2004 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Jay, http://www.city-journal.org/html/13_3_how_hip_hop.html

I think there was an ILM thread about it. If you want to know my feelings about it, I could link you to my long and incoherent blog post about it.

Symplistic (shmuel), Friday, 18 June 2004 05:19 (nineteen years ago) link

It's Boris Johnson's 40th birthday!

Tag (Tag), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:30 (nineteen years ago) link

David Brooks the freelance sociologist is 100X more noxious than David Brooks the White House columnostooge, in my book. It seems like most people will give him a free pass for being a total shameless hack in his Times pieces because he came up with "Patio Man." These hack-in-intellectual's-robes types are the worst of the lot. Again, I like my Republicans in-your-face evil. I'd take John Fund anyday over some milquetoast like Brooks.

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Ex Conservative MP Matthew Parrish is the Morrissey of British politics. He used to be a punk rocker and when he tried to come out in a late night sitting no-one noticed.

He seems like a good bloke despite being what he would call a "natural conservative" and his autobiography is very entertaining.

holojames (holojames), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

lol

gff, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I now like David Brooks and dislike everyone else I big-upped

gabbneb, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Jay, http://www.city-journal.org/html/13_3_how_hip_hop.html

I think there was an ILM thread about it. If you want to know my feelings about it, I could link you to my long and incoherent blog post about it.

-- Symplistic (shmuel), Friday, June 18, 2004 12:19 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Ha, I never saw this response.

jaymc, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i like ross douthat, most of the 'american scene' crew (tho they're all a bit indie-nerdy, esp. reihan salam)

but yeah i like 'em batshit too: mark steyn, ledeen (i'd read the corner but their rss feed doesn't include author info, so fuck it, life is too short to weed thru tons of kathryn jean teasdale lopez or whoever the fuck). it's amazing to read dudes like that and know that every single assertion is flat out wrong

SPENGLER, fuck it i love spengler 4lyfe. he's just bizarre. and openly genocidal, it's...refreshing?

i had a minor crush on nicole gelinas of city journal for a little bit.

gff, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link

kathryn jean teasdale lopez

Best damn nickname for her ever.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

haha ned i knew you'd like that

gff, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

It's perfectly accurate.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Cato Institute

Embarchie, Friday, 25 January 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Admit it - you really hate modern art
By Spengler

There are esthetes who appreciate the cross-eyed cartoons of Pablo Picasso, the random dribbles of Jackson Pollock, and even the pickled pigs of Damien Hirst. Some of my best friends are modern artists. You, however, hate and detest the 20th century's entire output in the plastic arts, as do I.

"I don't know much about art," you aver, "but I know what I like." Actually you don't. You have been browbeaten into feigning pleasure at the sight of so-called art that actually makes your skin crawl, and you are afraid to admit it for fear of seeming dull. This has gone on for so long that you have forgotten your own mind. Do not fear: in a few minutes' reading I can break the spell and liberate you from this unseemly condition.

gff, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

this one... just flabbergasting:

Jimmy Carter's heart of dorkiness
By Spengler

After Iran let the diplomats go, the provincial peanut farmer who stumbled into the presidency flew to the US air force base in Germany to meet them. He asked the Central Intelligence Agency psychiatrists who were debriefing the hostages, "Didn't the Iranians know what they were doing was wrong?" Call it the heart of dorkiness: Carter was so horrified by the Iranians' capacity for evil that he could not absorb the information, even when it grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and threw him out of the White House.

...

The Palestinians are not an oppressed people, but rather the irreconcilable remnants of a once-victorious but now defeated empire, living in an irredentist dream world in which a new Salahuddin will drive the new Crusaders into the sea. Pour a few bourbons into the average white citizen of the US state of Georgia, and the same irredentist fantasy will bubble up: "The south shall rise again!"

As I argued in another location, the poor whites of the US south fought for a dream of an empire in which they, too, would have land and slaves. [3] The Scottish and Irish poor of the Confederacy saw themselves as an oppressed people fighting for their rights against Anglo-Saxon oppression. Their battle flag displayed the Scots' Cross of St Andrew. In defeat, they did not even have the consolation of fighters for a lost but noble cause, only the self-reproach of the frustrated freebooter who got what he deserved.

White southerners who dwell on the subject of forgiveness and reconciliation can evince a unique sort of self-serving hypocrisy. They cannot come to terms with the evil of the ancestors whom they portray as gallant, aristocratic warriors. It is not the descendants of African slaves whom they pity as an oppressed class, but rather themselves.

Think of Frodo Baggins in Lord of the Rings explaining to Samwise why he cannot give up hope for Gollum's redemption from the curse of Sauron's ring, because that would weaken Frodo's hope for his own redemption. This form of obsessive self-pity produces the unctuous forms of expression that make it so painful to listen to a Jimmy Carter or a Bill Clinton talk about political morality, with a lip-sucking, voice-throbbing, eye-tearing, fixed-staring, self-pitying, and downright creepy form of bathos that is painful to watch. The difference, of course, is that Bill Clinton is an utter hypocrite, while Jimmy Carter is quite sincere - which makes him all the more nauseating.

It is easy to ridicule the fixation of white US southerners. But it is the Americans of the north who embraced the legend of the gallant south and the Lost Cause, in the form of travesties like Gone With the Wind, with its cloying faux aristocratic masquerade of the brutal world of the slave plantation. Americans invented the war of extermination in the modern world - the total war that only can be won killing so many of the enemy that not enough young men are left to be put into the line. The US south chafes in anger and shame at its defeat, and the north recoils in horror from its own victory. Americans, in their amnesia and denial, blot out the idea that other peoples also must fight until they have exterminated the recalcitrant among their own populations.

The Palestinian and Iraqi civil wars, in the deepest sense of the term, are the true American solution, that is, the solution consonant with America's actual history. It took exactly 100 years between the end of the Civil War and the Voting Rights Act of 1865 for one-man, one-vote democracy to arrive in the US south. The Middle East, in the time-honored expression, has not begun to fight. More killing, please!

gff, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I actually don't mind Jonah Goldberg when he spars with Peter Beinart in those "What's Your Problem?" skits, in which he comes across as erudite, self-deprecating, and at least willing to accept differences.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Rudman.jpg

M.V., Friday, 25 January 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Geir Hongroe.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Sometimes I feel like David Brooks is more of an ideologue than he lets on to be and that gives him a mildly sinister quality.

However, I give him props for coming up with Bobo

Hurting 2, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Bill Buckley is a man with some flash to 'im. The rest of these chumps can go waterboard themselves.

libcrypt, Saturday, 26 January 2008 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link

most republicans aren't actually "conservative" in any way - you could make a strong case that carter (modest foreign policy, decent 'everyman' image, lack of ambitious 'vision' for america) was more genuinely conservative than reagan (radical crackpot economics, belligerent interventionism, secretive and corrupt ruling style).

i like christopher caldwell's writing a lot. andrew ferguson, who writes for the weekly standard, is also good.

J.D., Saturday, 26 January 2008 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Some of my best friends are modern artists.

this is still making me lol

strgn, Saturday, 26 January 2008 10:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Geir Hongroe.

-- Noodle Vague, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^^this

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 26 January 2008 10:34 (sixteen years ago) link

"conservative" pundits and politicians are douchebags and hypocrites, I can't stand any of them. but I've got a couple misguided friends who vote republican. they're really great people, we just avoid discussing politics.

m coleman, Saturday, 26 January 2008 12:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Mark Corrigan

Bodrick III, Saturday, 26 January 2008 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link

William Buckley, Jr. is a writer of considerabl elegance, and certainly worth reading.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 26 January 2008 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I enjoy reading most of the writers for the American Conservative but then they spend most of their time attacking The Weekly Standard and Commentary.

mulla atari, Saturday, 26 January 2008 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link

my dad ;_;

will, Saturday, 26 January 2008 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I got the joke but isn't Geir a social democrat?

I abhor their economic views but I genuinely enjoy reading hardcore libertarians sometimes. AFAICT they all used to be socialists or Marxists and it shows in the combination of hyper-rationalism and utopianism, the effort to ground every view on policy in an all-encompassing philosophy grounded in values of reason and individual liberty. Their criticisms of the far left are actually worthwhile sometimes. (The problem, of course, is that they're too uncritical of private property ownership and its relationship to the individual in capitalism.) Anarcho-capitalists are pretty classic, albeit somewhat frightening, in how they take this to the insane extreme. P. J. O'Rourke would be OK if he were too committed to libertarianism to be a Republican.

Sundar, Saturday, 26 January 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Robert Stanfield and Joe Clark aren't bad but I don't know if they even really count as "conservatives." (I'm assuming Jean Charest doesn't.) I seriously kind of think of Bill Clinton as a conservative and he wasn't terrible.

Lincoln??

Sundar, Saturday, 26 January 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Obv I'm not counting everyday conservative individuals, who can be great to have a beer with.

Sundar, Saturday, 26 January 2008 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

(Part of the problem is I'm not sure which definition of "conservative" to use.)

Sundar, Saturday, 26 January 2008 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

this guy, maybe, although he's more libertarian than "conservative."

tipsy mothra, Saturday, 26 January 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

william buckley might be a good stylist but he's also an arrogant blowhard who penned a preposterous apology for mccarthy and once declared that we'd be better off having a nuclear war with the soviet union than let communism go on existing.

lincoln, like a lot of pre-1933 people, doesn't fit the "conservative" or "liberal" label too well. probably the only definition of american liberalism/conservatism that makes sense is "would support or oppose the new deal."

J.D., Sunday, 27 January 2008 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link

sundar OTM, i've always thought libertarians were just kind of inverted marxists (not least in their reduction of all life to economics).

J.D., Sunday, 27 January 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I'll give props to my high school alum Jack Danforth.

bnw, Sunday, 27 January 2008 01:58 (sixteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

I grow appreciative of douthat's ludicrous optimism and selectively applied blinders as displayed here:

If anything, I think the way the McCain campaign has finished up - and the way the media has covered it - works to Jindal's advantage in 2012: Conservatives are going to be extremely eager to prove that they only hate Obama because he's a radical, not because they're racist, and what better way to demonstrate that than to nominate a dark-skinned conservative with a funny-sounding name? Indeed, much of the current affection for Jindal among movement conservatives - and especially in talk-radio land - can be traced to precisely such a yearning for a conservative Obama: A multicultural prince who channels Ronald Reagan, and whose nomination would at least reduce the taint of racism that clings to the American Right.

Likewise, the idea that Jindal, if nominated, would invite a right-wing third party challenge aimed at peeling off racist Southern whites strikes me as fanciful in the extreme. Maybe the usual sad-sack Libertarian nominee would do slightly better in a Jindal-Obama race than in, say, a Pawlenty-Obama race because of some sort of racist peel-off ... but I'm pretty doubtful on that score as well. If Bobby Jindal can win the Republican nomination and then the governorship in Louisiana, he isn't going to have any race-based trouble as a GOP candidate on the national stage.

Multicultural prince!

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 06:19 (fifteen years ago) link

This makes it sound like racists are selective in who they are racist against - that they only dislike non-White Democrats. And if you don't think about it too hard, that could make sense. After all, they only hate government spending when it's a Democrat. Or adultery when it's a Democrat. So maybe they're only racist when it's a Democrat too.

Except that racism isn't a logical position. It's not a selective political position (like spending) or a selective/hypocritical morality. It's this insane, illogical, batshit crazy thing. And I can't imagine that racists would suddenly give up being racist just because Jindal is a Republican.

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 06:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I am so not interested in discussing the intellectual dishonesty of ross douthat.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 06:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Fair enough. For what it's worth, I don't think he was being intellectual dishonest. I think he just overestimates the Republican constituency.

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 06:56 (fifteen years ago) link

willful ignorance in the service of your own bias is a form of intellectual dishonesty, isn't it?

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 07:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I think this vastly, vastly overestimates the extent to which the attempt to "Otherize" Obama has been about race qua race (and racism qua racism), and vastly underestimates the extent to which it's been about the way Obama's name, ancestry and skin color have dovetailed with other aspects of his background - from his liberation-theology church to the academic-lefty and urban-machine milieu in which he spent much of his early political career - that the GOP would have tried to play up against any Democratic candidate (and especially in a year when the party didn't have much else going for it).

this is how he starts the argument.
nevermind, I posted this to the wrong thread.
this guy sucks.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 07:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Did Jindal just hire a publicist or something? Someone was big-upping him on MSNBC on Tuesday afternoon.

I liked Christopher Buckley even before his recent Obama endorsement. He's very funny and seems willing to skewer even his side's sacred cows.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 07:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah. In context, his argument is even shittier. I'm gonna try to figure out more things to add to the NRO thread.

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 07:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Except that racism isn't a logical position. It's not a selective political position (like spending) or a selective/hypocritical morality. It's this insane, illogical, batshit crazy thing. And I can't imagine that racists would suddenly give up being racist just because Jindal is a Republican.

I dunno about this, check out all the quotes on 538, etc. from voters who'll say shit like "we're voting for the n****r." Contemporary racism seems to be broad, not deep.

en i see kay, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 07:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I believe that they'll vote for a black man despite being racist, but I won't believe that they'll stop being racist for the right non-white person.

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 07:13 (fifteen years ago) link

In the sense of Jindal being a viable candidate, though, what's the difference?

Or perhaps I'm missing your point, I'm not the soberest of internet intellectuals on this fine night.

en i see kay, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 07:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i regret my dismissal of buckley upthread, a bit.

J.D., Wednesday, 29 October 2008 08:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Ironically, I haven't found most of the Conservatives who have repudiated the McCain campaign to be the least bit sympathetic. The vast majority of them (esp ones like Noonan, Parker, or Frum) seem like they're jumping on the bandwagon. Only people who are generally iconoclastic - like Sullivan and Hitchens - have really struck me as sincere with their Obama endorsements.

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 08:14 (fifteen years ago) link

(what's tagalog for "uncle tom" or "tio taco"?)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, June 16, 2004 9:46 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 08:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Chuck Hagel
The McCain 2000
Mark Pryor

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

and Dan Lacey.

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Only people who are generally iconoclastic - like Sullivan and Hitchens - have really struck me as sincere with their Obama endorsements.

well, Hitchens is not a conservative.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

What don't you like about Malkin?

i think that she's nasty, ignorant, and throws off an evil "i've got mine!" vibe -- i.e., i'm the daughter of (nice) immigrants (from a spanish-speaking country), but THOSE immigrants from spanish-speaking countries are wrecking the country. (what's tagalog for "uncle tom" or "tio taco"?) and that's what i could make out -- the rest of her written spiel is illegible ranting.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, June 17, 2004 1:46 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mmm. I disagree, but I can see where you'er coming from re: her arrogance, sometimes. The "I Got Mine" tag is apt, too, but I don't find her ignorant at all. A lot of what she's saying - and being the daughter of immigrants you have to admit it takes balls for her to say it - is right on.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, June 17, 2004 1:49 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ classic exchange

s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link

nyer article about hagel made him out to be the nicest/smartest guy in washington which im not sure if i believe

max, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

then again, anyone who cheney hates is a-ok with me

max, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Conservatives I like: Burke, Macaulay, Cardinal Newman, Eliot, Hayek. Sullivan and Douthat are batshit, their most admirable qualities. Douthat's a better David Brooks than David Brooks.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

haha lol at this: Hagel has a tradition of wearing costumes to work on Halloween, usually masquerading as colleagues or other notable political figures. He has arrived at work dressed as Joe Biden, John McCain, Colin Powell, and Pat Roberts in past years.[9]

max, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link

pics of Hagel as Sarah Palin, plz.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I believe that they'll vote for a black man despite being racist, but I won't believe that they'll stop being racist for the right non-white person.

What does the second statement have to do with the first? People are perfectly capable of voting for minorities while being racist; it ties into the whole "you're not like the rest, you're special" rationalization.

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link

A lot of what she's saying - and being the daughter of immigrants you have to admit it takes balls for her to say it - is right on.

wau

ℵℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜ℘! (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link

In Canada: Bill Davis and Joe Clark.

In the US: John McCain circa 2000. This most recent incarnation is a desperate, creepy lying dick.

Is David Gergen a conservative? Because I like him.

Totally gay for Obama (j-rock), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Gergen is Jodie Foster in The Inside Man.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link

alfred, if you haven't already read garry wills's "confessions of a conservative" i highly recommend it -- equal parts hilarious stories about working at national review in the '50s (wills was unnerved by the fact that everyone there talked like WFB) and interesting musings about what it means to be so old-school conservative you find yourself disagreeing with virtually everything in the modern GOP platform.

J.D., Wednesday, 29 October 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

pat buchanan is right about american foreign policy, but regarding everything else he can go eat a dick.

stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Thursday, 30 October 2008 01:37 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.amconmag.com/article/2008/sep/22/00006/

^^^ this is pretty much otm, too.

stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Thursday, 30 October 2008 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

isn't buchanan a staunch apologist for the vietnam war?

J.D., Thursday, 30 October 2008 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link

current american foreign policy, i mean...

stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Thursday, 30 October 2008 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Nancy Pfotenhauer <3

tron, Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks for the recommendation, J.D.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Except that racism isn't a logical position. It's not a selective political position (like spending) or a selective/hypocritical morality. It's this insane, illogical, batshit crazy thing. And I can't imagine that racists would suddenly give up being racist just because Jindal is a Republican.

this is an interesting topic and probably deserves its own thread, but i actually sorta disagree with this. Douthat makes the (in my mind accurate) point that many republicans are eager to somehow prove that they arent racists. (contrary to douthat, i think it probably stops there). However, I think that a candidate like jindal would get suppot from the more insidious forms of racism within the USA, the kind that tends to deny racism on a personal level while ignoring more ingrained institutional racial problems. in that sense, a candidate like jindal would get support for the same reason people say "some of my friends are black!"

ryan, Thursday, 30 October 2008 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link

NBA analyst and former player Greg Anthony

Bill Magill, Thursday, 30 October 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

shockah! turn in yr soul patch, soldier

peace pipe to youur lips (tremendoid), Friday, 20 March 2009 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

they've all been downhill since edmund burke

droling lapdogs (hmmmm), Friday, 20 March 2009 07:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I like the more intellectual ones, because all of the "conservatives" I don't like also don't read very much.

u s steel, Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

i recently discovered (via facebook) that a former coworker is...if not a conservative, a libertarian, or something equally inane. his political opinions are naive and bizarre, but I still really like him, he was funnier than shit and never talked about this stuff in the office.

akm, Friday, 20 March 2009 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link

He's the only conservative you know?

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, AKM *does* live in SF.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 March 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i enjoy reading ross douthat, and was pretty happy w/ the times replacing kristol w/ him. will result in columns x10000 times better and actually worth reading.

same goes for douthat's buddy reihan salam. i like him, too. andrew sullivan's good but i hardly think of him as a conservative in many ways. i enjoy reading david brooks, david frum, too.

mark cl, Friday, 20 March 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i like emund burke, ts eliot and heidegger

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 20 March 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I like my parents and most of my family.

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 March 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link

he is the only conservative I know that I like.

akm, Saturday, 21 March 2009 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Vincent Gallo, Ted Nugent and my immediate family...

henry s, Saturday, 21 March 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Alice Cooper, too...

henry s, Saturday, 21 March 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

The amount of intellectual dishonesty among public conservatives is simply breathtaking. Almost all the people who are presented as conservatives in the public media confine themselves to finding arguments that bolster their foregone conclusions.

For all these folks it is ideology that tells them what is true and facts are things which must be made to conform to and serve their ideology, in precisely the same way that medieval scholastics took the Bible and catholic doctrine as their unquestioned starting point and constructed the whole world around these. Whatever did not conform was argued away, based on doctrinal arguments that could not be supported apart from divine revelation.

At least the batshit libertarians try to think for themselves.

Aimless, Saturday, 21 March 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

OK this was 4 years ago, but how did no one condemn Andy (still posts here, right?) for naming FRANCISCO FRANCO? I suppose he was the least of 3 evils when compared to his pals Mussolini and Hitler, but LIKEABLE? "Benevolent"?

DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 21 March 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

iirc, I was washing my hair at the time. Sorry. If it makes you feel better, I condemn that Andy fellow for his utterly laughable contentions about Franco. Who knows what he was smoking at the time?

Aimless, Saturday, 21 March 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I caught the Log Cabin Republican Nat'l convention on C-Span this morning and I'm thinking I might like Christine Todd Whitman. I vaguely remember her locking horns with the Bush Admin when she served at the EPA, but had kind of forgotten about her until today. Any Jerseyites around here have any strong opinions on her one way or the other?

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Monday, 20 April 2009 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i own her biography (and have never read it)

i have a very clear memory of a car w/ an "impeach florio" bumpersticker on it (likely a whitman supporter) but was too young then to know what was up

zurück zum Traphaus (donna rouge), Monday, 20 April 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link

as republicans go not too bad but a shitty gov even by nj standards

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 20 April 2009 02:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Right now on CNN the anchor is interviewing a Log Cabin Republican. The LCR dude is being reasonable and articulate, the anchor is being a real asshole. It's kind of lol but mostly sad.

one thousand BIG HOOS raging and pounding (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 20 April 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I really dig Meghan McCain, mostly because she's stone cold liberal re: social issues and not politically ambitious enough to ever run for office and exercise her conservative views on other things.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 20 April 2009 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't stand Meghan McCain as she reminds me of my country club Republican relatives. They, too, tend to be fashionably liberal with social issues but when it comes to their money and the right to be a boring, rich snob they hide behind right-wing rhetoric and will FIGHT for it. Spending any significant amount of leisure time with people like that is enough to bring out the spirit of '68 in anybody - trust me.

Cunga, Monday, 20 April 2009 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link

megan mccain got some big titties

― and what, Tuesday, September 2, 2008 3:19 PM (7 months ago)

velko, Monday, 20 April 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link

parents of my son's best friend. they're great people, we've become good friends too, endless booze-soaked dinners where we discuss everything under the sun EXCEPT politics.

m coleman, Monday, 20 April 2009 09:38 (fifteen years ago) link

people on this thread like
John McCain
and
Boris Johnson

I don't like them

the pinefox, Monday, 20 April 2009 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link

parents of my son's best friend. they're great people, we've become good friends too, endless booze-soaked dinners where we discuss everything under the sun EXCEPT politics.

― m coleman, Monday, April 20, 2009 9:38 AM (3 hours ago

When my kid was in a 1 through 8 private school I met folks like this. Now he's in 9th grade at a public high school, and I'm out of touch with those folks.

curmudgeon, Monday, 20 April 2009 13:08 (fifteen years ago) link

People on this thread liked John McCain 5 years ago before he rather publicly shat on all of his public goodwill with the worst Presidential campaign I remember seeing in my lifetime.

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Monday, 20 April 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/mileycyrus/status/1523053446

(oh wait, I'm supposed to like her? nevermind)

StanM, Monday, 20 April 2009 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^

How awesome is that message against a backdrop of John Lennon fan art?

Johnny Fever, Monday, 20 April 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/05/11/2009-05-11_meghan_mccain_a_real_pain_at_dc_dinner.html

The security guard sent her to talk to someone to sort out the situation, but Meghan got bratty and nastily told him, ‘We’ll just stand here then,’ like an insolent child,” our source said, adding that after dealing with the guard, “She muttered to her friends, ‘Does he even know who the f--- I am?’ ”

I'm feeling so self-righteous and justified right now for criticizing her a few weeks back. She's from the same young rich Republican club that houses people like Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. DO NOT WANT.

At least Ann Coulter is funny and makes for consistent entertainment.

Cunga, Monday, 11 May 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

At least Ann Coulter is funny and makes for consistent entertainment.

you know, i really don't understand people who think coulter is entertaining in the slightest.

pen(istentiary) (stevie), Monday, 11 May 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

At least one member of the GOP had fun. Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin couldn’t make the festivities due to tending to her state’s flooding problem, so she sent hubby, Todd, who had a whale of a time.

Todd happily lapped up the attention from his tablemates and rarely left the side of his date for the evening, Fox News anchor Greta van Susteren.

The two became so close that we caught them hanging out together well past midnight at Capitol File magazine’s annual after-dinner bash.

oooh this is how rumors start

admiral tub-a-lub (HI DERE), Monday, 11 May 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

he two became so close that we caught them bhanging out together well past midnight at Capitol File magazine’s annual after-dinner bash.

once he puts that purple he will become an enemy (omar little), Monday, 11 May 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

no, this is how rumors start

Politico reporting van Susteren / Palin affair; photos on the way

dulce est desipere in loco (Euler), Monday, 11 May 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

You know old Todd wet his wick in some Greta pudding last Saturday night!

Posted By: what's good for the goose... | May 11, 2009 at 04:49 PM

once he puts that purple he will become an enemy (omar little), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

you know, i really don't understand people who think coulter is entertaining in the slightest.

She's entertaining in the classic adversary intellectual sense. She knows the exact thing to say to cause her political opponents to anger, and she's usually witty about it on top of that. (Her improvised reply to Joy Behar on Larry King Live last week was great television)

In that sense she's in the Tucholsky and Mencken (perhaps German?) tradition of being, if being nothing else, a great hater. To say you don't like her or her opinions, or that you think she's hateful, is to miss the point entirely.

Cunga, Monday, 11 May 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i think shes ugly

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I agree w/stevie, that she is not entertaining, and it is bcz I do not enjoy the sort of humor that is 'riling people up for the lulz' from anyone of any stripe.

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Tempted to start a "who is ILX's Ann Coulter" thread but that would just be a bad bad bad idea

admiral tub-a-lub (HI DERE), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

You wld have to ban yourself.

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Ann Coulter was entertaining in a "is this person for real?" sense, but it's pretty damn tired these days. Meghan McCain has always been pretty annoying and I don't understand why people really give a damn about what she has to say post-campaign. I guess she's become the voice of the young, modern, "moderate" republican or something, but... fucking gag.

Love is a Battletoad (circa1916), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Cunga on the shortlist xxp

ultra-generic sub-noize persona (Matt P), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

"They, too, tend to be fashionably liberal with social issues but when it comes to their money and the right to be a boring, rich snob they hide behind right-wing rhetoric and will FIGHT for it."

this seems otm

Love is a Battletoad (circa1916), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

There's a continuum. "Bitchslap you with [his or her] brain" at one end, mindless chopbusting at the other. Coulter is clever, but I have never, ever, seen her definitively son anyone. She is either insufficiently ruthless (unlikely) or insufficiently bright.

M.V., Monday, 11 May 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

coulter's dull as fuck, deathly predictable, and if i actually believed that she believed half the shit that she spouts then i would wish her ill (and maybe whether she believes it or not doesn't matter). if you are entertained by coulter then you have huge buttons that are easy to push, mang.

i don't really think she is clever, tbh. opportunist and quick to talk, but she talks bullshit. i do love to watch her get riled and lose the plot though.

pen(istentiary) (stevie), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

full disclosure: i await her eventual and inevitable downfall with a hunger i reserve for rush, glenn beck and hannity

pen(istentiary) (stevie), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I wish everyone wld say Rush Limbaugh or Limbaugh bcz I keep getting distressed at all these ill-wishes of a perfectly harmless Canadian band.

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

if i cut geddy lee, does he bleed like an ordinary guy?

pen(istentiary) (stevie), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, Coulter is a bit like Bill Maher. Maher can be funny sometimes but even when he's not he still plays the role of "100%-willing-to-offend" villain tremendously. Some people don't tolerate that type, quite understandably, but they can be fun to watch in small doses. At least that's what I think.

Cunga, Monday, 11 May 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

most of the film was rather pointless and knee-jerky, but one of my favorite Bill Maher moments is in Religilous. He hits up one of those de-homo-ification camps, run by wouldn't you know it a "formerly gay" dude. Bill kind of starts flirting with the guy, and the guy gets totally flustered and blushy.

nashville - spiritual home of the cougar (will), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah gay people who don't want to be gay any more are so funny

ultra-generic sub-noize persona (Matt P), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry OT, but the post above had me thinking about the relative worth of Bill Maher

nashville - spiritual home of the cougar (will), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah gay people who don't want to be gay any more are so funny

When I see them trying to walk macho, I point at them and laugh.

Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Ted Nugent.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 May 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

he might annoy me even more than ann coulter, but i haven't actively chosen to watch much ann coulter so

x-post true, or when they start talking

ultra-generic sub-noize persona (Matt P), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

bill maher that is

ultra-generic sub-noize persona (Matt P), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah gay people who don't want to be gay any more are so funny

yeah you know it was actually pretty fucking funny

nashville - spiritual home of the cougar (will), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

guess i'll have to take your word for it!

ultra-generic sub-noize persona (Matt P), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Mel Gibson

Not really him or his politics or his alcoholic anti-Jew rants. Just his badass performances as Mad Max.

Nate Carson, Monday, 11 May 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah you know it was actually pretty fucking funny

whoa ^^^ sounds snide & wasn't my intention : /

more like it probably doesn't read funny, but i certainly chuckled at the time

nashville - spiritual home of the cougar (will), Monday, 11 May 2009 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

is mcwhorter really conservative? does that rest mostly on his not liking hip-hop and his belittling coolio on TV?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 11 May 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"Coolio, why haven't you made another 'Fantastic Voyage'? Did your nuts die?"

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Monday, 11 May 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

"Seriously, Coolio, you encourage people to murder...amazing songs such as 'Pastime Paradise."'

test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees (Abbott), Monday, 11 May 2009 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

In that sense she's in the Tucholsky and Mencken (perhaps German?) tradition of being, if being nothing else, a great hater.

comparing mencken to coulter is like comparing a fresh breakfast of buttered toast, sausage, eggs and orange juice to, like, week-old cereal sludge with flies buzzing around it.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Not comparing quality as much as the genre.

Cunga, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I do not enjoy the sort of humor that is 'riling people up for the lulz' from anyone of any stripe.

I would be a total hypocrite if I even tried to claim this.

Trade bimble for ethan? (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

i know he had his faults (mccarthy sympathizer being one) but parts of Barry G's wikipedia entry make him sound like a total bro.

^prizes the praise of the media, and the Europeans (will), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ 4 genuine lols for me in the "political views" section

^prizes the praise of the media, and the Europeans (will), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I used to enjoy reading Ross Douthat until his move to the NYT, wherein he seems to have ingested whatever Bill Kristol drinks.

Ramesh Ponnoru is pretty good.

Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

My own opinion is this, I am very liberal but I like to watch Fox a lot. I'd feel bored and contrarian if I had to watch "liberal" viewpoints on tv all the time. I find most of the people on it entertaining and / or personable. The talk radio people less so. If any conservatives drive me nuts, they are politicians.

The Worst Chef in America!! (u s steel), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i think a good majority of the far right media's audience is liberals who enjoy being outraged or having their worst suspicions confirmed. at best it's a symbiotic relationship.

ryan, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh, replace "majority" with "portion"--of course it's not the majority of the audience.

ryan, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

reihan salam!

http://agenda.nationalreview.com/

bodied peanuts (goole), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh, replace "majority" with "portion"--of course it's not the majority of the audience.

― ryan, Wednesday, August 5, 2009 5:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'd put it at about 1 percent.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

It's not so much that liberals sit and listen to Rush, but his pronouncements and their perceived effects on his audience definitely feed into liberal discourse. And vice versa--it's like they feed off the extremism of their opposite because it reinforces their beliefs.

ryan, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Robert Guillaime-tv's beloved Benson.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Like I said, talk radio is different, I listen to it, Michael Savage, I know you all hate him but at least he has a personality and is easy to listen to. Same with Medved. Some of the others are less about personality and substance and more about reacting and callers etc. But the tv shows are different, they cover actual news, Fox does crime news stories that I don't see on CNN. So you're getting a perspective you don't agree with, but at least there is some news attached to it. Frankly I find CNN monotonous in comparison.

The Worst Chef in America!! (u s steel), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Kelefa Sanneh interviewed Savage for The New Yorker last week (members only, alas).

Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

oh fuckin hell robert guillaume are you sure? when were you going to tell Stephanie?

yosemi to me like a valley (tremendoid), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link

"So I began a Boycott List, nobody on my list will ever get my money again. I hope that you will join me in boycotting these Propagandists. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST DO THEIR JOB AND ENTERTAIN US. Don't they realize no one cares what they have to say."

my how intellectual of you...

^prizes the praise of the media, and the Europeans (will), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Michael Savage, I know you all hate him but at least he has a personality and is easy to listen to

No, he's extremely difficult to listen to. I'd rather sit through 3 hours of Limbaugh on his highest soapbox.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Savage is all "calm voice, calm voice, RAGE RAGE RAGE about unrelated item"

mh, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Eazy-E

max arrrrrgh, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Watch the video on the right:

http://www.conservativetours.com/index.html

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

You know why I like Savage, because one time I listened to him and he was going on ranting and raving about child predators like he really cared about something and he got my respect for that.

The Worst Chef in America!! (u s steel), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

What.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

You're obviously being satirical. Sorry, it was too dry for me to notice right away.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i used to listen to him on long drives but it became impossible, i felt like i wanted to crash into a tree

blobfish russian (harbl), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I like O'Reilly because he really cares about the state of our country.

Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

is this medved the same mustacioed Medved that inherited Siskel & Ebert's PBS show and ran it into the ground?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah! he's one of those conservative "film critics"

blobfish russian (harbl), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

that guy was pretty terrible! let's find one of his film reviews and make fun of it, or rather find one that is particularly awful and just collectively gasp.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/3366/annieduane.jpg
"Sometimes when I'm driving . . . on the road at night . . . I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The . . . flames rising out of the flowing gasoline."

bamcquern, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i was thinking about in tommy boy: "every time i drive down the road i wanna jerk the wheel and drive into a goddamn bridge abutment"

blobfish russian (harbl), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

lol at "bridge abutment"

bamcquern, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the one time I listened to Savage was on a delivery job at an old job, and the driver insisted on listening to him. He had Edmund Teller on and were seriously discussing winnable nuclear war. I wanted to jump out of the truck.

Mom-el told me that her little sister is now a fan of Michael Savage. At first I thought she listened to him the way I once watched Limbaugh as a teenager - as cultural tourism - until my dad forbid the practice in his presence. But apparently, my aunt agrees with him, which is scary. Our family is pretty liberal: my grandma made my mom promise that she would not become a registered Republican until after her death, and that if my mom voted for one of "them," she didn't want to know. But even my mom thinks Savage (and now her sister) have batshit views.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

reihan salam!

I liked Salam a lot more before I read this:

http://agenda.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZjFjODRlZGU5MTQ3NTc5YjhlMmQ0NWU5YmNjNWRlOTA=

The best book I've read on the origins of social democracy is Sheri Berman's The Primacy of Politics: Social Democracy and the Making of Europe's Twentieth Century, a sympathetic account that describes the movement as an outgrowth of the various revisionist movements that emerged in tension with and in opposition to Marxist orthodoxy. Another movement that emerged from the intellectual ferment of revisionism is, of course, fascism, and Jonah Golderg has vividly described the awkward relationship between these traditions at great length. Though it should go without saying that egalitarian social democracy and racial fascism are deeply different, both see the creation and cultivation of social solidarity as vitally important.

31g, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

man, what a thread.

daniel larison

goole, Thursday, 2 September 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

mario vargas llosa

Efraqueen Juárez (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 2 September 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i like emund burke, ts eliot and heidegger

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, March 20, 2009 11:59 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha i was going to start a thread yesterday, about this, with these three names

max, Thursday, 2 September 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Bruce Bartlett!

the dude calls the nu GOP on their fiscal hoodoo bullshit pretty consistently.

confederate terror anchor babies (will), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Richard Posner, Larison, Ramesh Ponnuru (he actually goes through the motions of considering liberal positions).

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

love it when larison gets all jesus-y

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

haha i do too. happy easter!!

goole, Friday, 22 April 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

or whatever that is in greek

goole, Friday, 22 April 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah larison is pretty cool

k3vin k., Friday, 22 April 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

er, post

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

speaking of jesus-y stuff, k-lo is poppin off on twitter using the #goodfriday tag

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 22 April 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i tend to prefer senate republicans to their rabid, and completely fucking insane house counterparts.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, June 16, 2004 10:42 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

2004, huh?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 24 April 2011 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

second post on the thread:

"The obvious: John McCain"...

god it does seem like forever ago when he was an obvious conservative to like. what a difference six years makes!

akm, Sunday, 24 April 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

i didnt know that larison had converted!

max, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

yah he's one of the few I can read these days

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

Long before I began moving towards Orthodoxy, I was being introduced to an Orthodox view of the world through Dostoevsky and through my eclectic religious reading, which included the translation of The Philokalia, which I only barely comprehended when I first encountered it. It wasn’t until that I started grounding my understanding of the faith in its historical context when I was in college that I began to appreciate what I was discovering. That was what started me on the path to studying Byzantine history at the same time. It also deepened my interest in the history of the Orthodox Church and the Church’s teachings, which eventually led to my baptism in 2003. In fact, it was originally a very academic inquiry into the history of the 14th-century Hesychastic controversy in Byzantium that started me on my academic interest in both Byzantine theology and history, which would only later lead me to understand how insufficient an academic and intellectual approach to Orthodoxy was.

how can you not love this guy

max, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

Kurt Russel is libertarian, but it's kind of impossible to dislike that dude.

Chris S, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

bruce willis is a republican too, got much love for bruce willis.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

Kurt Russell was a busy child/young adult actor. He never had time to let his politics evolve, so as an old man he just chose to be a libertarian because it requires the least amount of thought.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

Long before I began moving towards Orthodoxy, I was being introduced to an Orthodox view of the world through Dostoevsky and through my eclectic religious reading

hmmm ... so was it Dostoyevsky's hatred of all things non-Russian in general, or Dostoyevsky's anti-Semitism in particular, that so warmed Larison's cold reactionary heart?!?

Stinky Ray Vaughan (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

You cynic.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

is there a single writer/thinker in the US right now that is non-libertarian right-wing and is not just terrible?

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

no

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

Not sure if Larison counts as libertarian exactly but, no, I don't think he's terrible, not in the least. He's a good bullshit detector. Is Garry Wills still a conservative?

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

idk where wills stands on obama but he's certainly not in lockstep with political conservatives on the catholic church

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

"All the Conservatives I Like Are Those That Are Dead" - Felt

Cunga, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

wills does not seem (modern american politically) conservative at all in the nyrb

i like larison, probably because i've only seen him call bullshit rather than say what he really wants

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

Hollywood Republican dudes fall under two categories 1) Action Stars or Tough Guys (i.e. The cast of "The Expendables") 2) former child stars or actors who grew up in Hollywood, with family in the business, who are, for whatever reason, reacting against growing up in an atmosphere of limousine liberalism.

Kurt Russell is both. Robert Downey Jr. is the latter but as he's made more action movies his heart has probably hardened against the poor and downtrodden ("Iron Man")

Cunga, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

according to RDJ it's his prison stint that made him a Republican

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

“I have a really interesting political point of view, and it’s not always something I say too loud at dinner tables here, but you can’t go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage to a penitentiary and really understand it and come out a liberal. You can’t. I wouldn’t wish that experience on anyone else, but it was very, very, very educational for me and has informed my proclivities and politics ever since.”

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

which is a really interesting quote - I can't tell if he's referring to being in prison, or the transition from playboy-to-convict itself that "enlightened" him...? what is there to "understand" about that particular journey that renders conservatism inevitable?

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

It's easy, Shakes. Prison made him loathe anal sex.

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

lol

I wonder how he feels about people who were radicalized by being in prison

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

daniel larison's pretty smart except when he's not:

The defeat of the Confederacy, though the Confederate political experiment does not exhaust the richness of Southern culture and identity, was a defining moment when the United States took its steps towards the abyss of the monstrous centralised state, rootless society and decadent culture that we have today. In sum, the Confederacy represented much of the Old America that was swept away, and with it went everything meaningful about the constitutional republican system, and the degeneration of that system in the next hundred years was the logical and ultimately unstoppable result of Lincoln’s victory. All of this is in recognition that we are beholden to our ancestors for who we are, and we honour and remember their struggles and accomplishments not only because they can be established as reasonable, good and true but because they are the struggles and accomplishments of our people, who have made this land ours and sanctified it with their blood in defense against the wanton aggression of a barbarous tyranny.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

i haven't seen expendables, but would like to see one with kelsey grammar, dwight schultz, norm mcdonald, and adam sandler.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

billy madison or punch drunk love sandler only though.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

did larison really say 'honour' and 'centralised'

smdh

btw that is also some fucked up shit

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

Larison and Edmund Wilson aren't so far apart.

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

American "liberals you like" would be about as tough for me.

I just reviewed a box o' Robert Downey Sr films, and w/ those budgets he wasn't exactly a "limousine" archetype for Jr to rebel against.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

TS: The Expendables v.s. this 1994 Kelsey Grammar-hosted episode of SNL (Sandler, Spade, Norm, Lovitz, Jay Mohr)

xpost -- Morbs, even bigger axe to grind if it was his friend's parents who were "socially liberal, financially conservative"

Cunga, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link

American "liberals you like" would be about as tough for me.

at least you're willing to have beers with us

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't know you had a column! Talking about pols mostly, not sure I read any actual libs anymore... Krugman, I guess.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know whether Matt Taibbi qualifies as a liberal, or he only appears that way b/c he hates Goldman Sachs.

Stinky Ray Vaughan (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

surely downey jr is partly rebelling against the countercultural radicalism of his dad?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

i'd say matt taibbi is to the left of a liberal, where he should be.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

I like listening to Michael Savage, he has a pleasant voice and at least makes time for real creeps like pedophiles and anti-Semites.

whoa that larison post is grim. i knew he was an old right kind of guy but damn.

goole, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://i45.tinypic.com/s5ycnd.jpg

Cunga, Thursday, 7 June 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

http://i45.tinypic.com/2re3xwg.jpg

Cunga, Thursday, 7 June 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://i47.tinypic.com/2elxbt0.jpg

Cunga, Thursday, 7 June 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

Whiney?

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 June 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

you like that site?

or do you "like" it

goole, Thursday, 7 June 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

I just discovered the Caiden Cowger program

Cunga, Thursday, 7 June 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

rootless society

??? The whole history of non-natives in N. America is largely rootless.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 7 June 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link


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