― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)
The "Sinead O'Connor" promo for ROK TV never fails to reduce me to hysterics.
― Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― de, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)
Multiregion -- my copy's an import. I did hear somebody say -- I forget who, maybe Vahid over the weekend? -- that allegedly BBC America was finally running them.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― de, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)
"This is the NEWS!"
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)
Still, great to have it all in the kind of quality I'm happy to show to uninitiated houseguests (my tapes were dying).
"Helwyn." "Colin." "Chris." "Helwyn." "Chris." "Helwyn."
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)
and the three voices of "Justice". This is the best bit on the whole DVD.
― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)
That's John Fusharnoo, tonight at nine.
― Fergal (Ferg), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)
"Proof, if proof be need be...
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)
I still think of 'Brent - Physical Cartoonist" everytime I see something by Mark Fiore, Flash Satirist.
The Bomb Dogs section is maybe my favourite, particularly the interview with the IRA spokesman (BASTARDS?) on helium.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)
"Trenter percenter."
― Jonnie, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)
We'd like to apologise for our report on Friday that defense secretary Micheal Portillo carries a saw off shotgun to constituency meetings, corners children in parks and chews their cheeks and has frequent sexual intercourse with stray animals claiming "As long as it has a backbone, I'll do it!".
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)
"Heseltine greet the children that he will later release into the wild and hunt"
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)
and
"You can wear them in the high street, body contours, very discreet"
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)
'UZI LOVER'
― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)
The car discussion!
― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)
Kids today, sassenfrassen...
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)
The black neighbours sketch is hilarious
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― de, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)
(Pre-dated Gervais by years)
― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)
Also I'm assuming this thread will be politely deleted after we're done.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)
and i think collaterlie sisters is so hot!
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)
but i love being able to watch steve coogan AND chris morris at the same time.
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)
All three AP series have showcased different Alans, and the radio shows were also different -- nothing wrong with that.
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)
"No, I'm 34."
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)
Search - The Chris Morris Show on Radio One.
― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)
MAN: I shall indeed.
MORRIS: Grasp the candle.
MAN: Sorry?
MORRIS: And bang on.
MAN: And bang on. [Starts reading] I would like to complain about the entirely slack monitoring of the shape of broadcasters' mouths. As a recruitment officer, I know it is a simple matter when appointing staff to filter out those with unusual or disgusting mouths at the interview stage. Yet our screens are plagued with the likes Gavin Estlar, whose mouth is not only so ill-governed it looks like it is trying to escape from his face, but is grotesquely lopsided. A balanced view from that? In a chimp's cock. Surely the time has come for the BBC to face up to this demoralising assault and sack anyone... [turns the page] ...whose mouth does not conform to a reasonable standard. Perhaps mine. Point at mouth. Regular, neat and I've had the stretch marks dealt with. Do it or I'll ram you up your own... fudge tunnels? Thank you.
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)
Don't teach your grandmother to *blank* eggs.
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)
"When planes taxi, is it because they want to sniff the terminal?"
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)
That'll be why it wasn't as good as the earlier ones then. Bring Back Baynham!
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)
great reagan era news schtick. i'd love to see what how it translates today.
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)
*set immediately transforms*
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)
fucking hell it's good to have it all on DVD!
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― wombatX (wombatX), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)
The new editor of... one of the terrestrial news programmes (can't remember) was interviewed in the press the other day and claimed to have never seen The Day Today, which I thought was pretty pathetic.
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)
Those would be two of the mininews segments (all of which are indeed on the DVD). More about the mininews stuff here.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)
"I'd love to be your twins."
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)
The last bit is actually (from memory) "I want a tower! I want... I want a tower." Because just previous to this this character was talking about controlling a whole town of anamatronic dead people from a tower.
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 August 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)
― , Saturday, 13 August 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 14 August 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)
'no'
'a sound?'
'wurrgh!'
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:35 (twenty years ago)
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:48 (twenty years ago)
― Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Sunday, 14 August 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)
"I HATE SEBASTIAN COE!"
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 14 August 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)
― zappi (joni), Sunday, 14 August 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 14 August 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 August 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)
― ambrose (ambrose), Sunday, 14 August 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 14 August 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 August 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)
warp to release four-disc on the hour box in two weeks
― cam'ron wite (haitch), Monday, 10 November 2008 04:13 (seventeen years ago)
they've been on radio7 several times in the past couple of years but they always miss a couple of episodes out of each run (and i don't think they've ever repeated the christmas special) so this will be useful.
― koogs, Monday, 10 November 2008 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
seventeen-disc blue jam box probably a pipe dream
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:23 (seventeen years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NCa3CTxmL._SS500_.jpg
― koogs, Friday, 28 November 2008 10:13 (seventeen years ago)
Finally discovered this - the brilliance/episode is truly staggering. Immediately ordered Brass Eye as well.
― StanM, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
Wise man.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPWgodul_E
i have never heard/seen this before - anyone know when this was done/where it was broadcast?
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Sunday, 21 July 2013 12:44 (twelve years ago)
It was a DVD easter egg. I guess they recorded it specifically for the DVD release. 26 April 2004 is the release date according to amazon.
― cajunsunday, Sunday, 21 July 2013 13:12 (twelve years ago)
thanks!
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)
"Peter, you've added nothing."
I seem to remember something Chris Morris wrote that was published in the UK quite soon after 9/11 - in The Independent or The Observer, possibly a pull-out section that was quite shocking in a kind of "too soon man" way. I'd love to see that again.
― kraudive, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:00 (twelve years ago)
amazingly all of it is here, as PDFs, in the Observer archive http://observer.guardian.co.uk/review/page/0,,671683,00.html
― piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:18 (twelve years ago)
ooh the Geefe columns are there too! Nice work piscesx!
― Neil S, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:34 (twelve years ago)
RIO'S ON THE MONKEY DUST
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 22:24 (seven years ago)
You're old, we're old.
The Day Today, 25th anniversary dinner. We’ve lost the news.@RebeccaFront @Aiannucci @Pmarber @PeterBaynham pic.twitter.com/9esJ9uPDzL— David Schneider (@davidschneider) February 12, 2019
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:42 (seven years ago)
Is that peter baynham in the middle?! Christ the Hollywood life’s taken a toll if so, he looks like ET brundlefly’d with present-day devito
― gray say nah to me (wins), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:45 (seven years ago)
it's him, camera phones are never flattering tbf
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:46 (seven years ago)
That’s true, and it’s an endearingly dorky photo in general
― gray say nah to me (wins), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:50 (seven years ago)
:)
― imago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:56 (seven years ago)
Something poetic about Chris Morris slowly morphing into Victor Lewis Smith
― whoa is me (stevie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:48 (seven years ago)