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I made myself some fucking tortellini with Italian sausage and marinara with some wine and I watched Once Upon a Time In the West. Sergio Leone was a fucking genius. A night well spent.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

fucking take out from this thai place: basil fucking rice with goddamn hot peppers, cuntlicking onions, and motherfucking tomatos

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

fucking A, that's what I'm fucking talking about. I wanna see some meals like that up in this motherfucker.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

but now i have an image of John Cleese porking Condaleeza Rice.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

And now I want pork on a bed of rice.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

oh yeah, my dinner also had a shitload of beef in it.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

Handmade potato cunting gnocchi in a fucking creamy dolcelatte sauce with pan-shitting-fried red bollocking onions.

And two...fucking..beers.

― winterland, Thursday, 1 April 2004 06:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

a fistfuckload of BEER

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

The mother-fucking creaminess of the cocksucking bloody gnocchi was wonderfully comple-cocking-mented but the arse-rimming tartness of the bitch-cock-cunt onions.

― winterland, Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

Fucking pot pie.

― DMTina (DMTina), Thursday, 1 April 2004 07:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

Fucking nasty Mexican pork taco takeout

― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:12 (9 years ago) Permalink

Chickenfuckingbhuna.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

Fucking onion pie and ice cocking cream.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

mulli-fucking-gatawny

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

sock fucking broccoli and beef bukkake stirfry

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

fucking spinach ravioli. fuck spinach.

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

I was at this fucking progressive dinner thing, but nobody had any cocksucking vegetarian dishes so I got cunting obliterated on liquor and dessert!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

So what's your point teeny? ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

it was arseloads of brilliant, obv!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

Woo!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

dinner is eaten between 1am and 2pm in the civilised world. later, around 6, we have tea. therafter, ale.

― matthew james (matthew james), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

13-hour dinners?

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

That DOES sound like the pinnacle of civilisation. Excellent.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

11am. in error we outdo ourselves!

christ, that sounds a terrific life. indulge! get a few slags and bucketfuls of cocaine and shoot the poor from your windows.

― matthew james (matthew james), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

Seattle in low male slag population SHOCK

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm gonna make some fucking guacamole and a fucking cheese and bean quesadilla. fucking a.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

Stir-fried shit

― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:46 (9 years ago) Permalink

think i'm gonna try that asshole Tep's Vinegar Fucking Chicken recipe tonight. (Tep if you're out there, what do you think would be the results if I were to use giardeniera instead of vinegar and peppers?)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

A blend of tastiness and not-my-fault-if-you-don't-like-it-ness :)

I think the main thing would be to make sure there's enough liquid, so that it doesn't all burn off, but other than that, hell, I'd try it.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

I don't think I have enough giardiniera on-hand to ensure it not all burning off, so I will stick to the recipe this first time and save the experimenting for the future.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

i had burnt fucking fake sausage rolls und micro chips. Then i had molten fake choc ice on toast. It was shit and wish never fucking ate it BITCH! Drank Irn Bru though so suck that CHA!

― zenome kistachion, Friday, 2 April 2004 00:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

three whiskeys, four shots of something, champagne and four fucking beers

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 2 April 2004 00:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

the fucking quesadilla was good, but the motherfucking guac was magnificent.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 April 2004 00:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

I had a contemplative reading dinner.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 April 2004 00:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

Hey Tep, there was a 2-for-1 sale on vinegar, so I got white wine and white wine tarragon. Which do you think I should go with?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

The straight up white wine one -- I'm not sure, off the top of my head, how tarragon and spiciness would go (although it's great for vinaigrettes).

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:30 (9 years ago) Permalink

K thanks!
So just sprinkle a buttload of red pepper flakes on it, to taste? I also have dried New Mexico chiles and Tsien Tsiens.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

I like the red pepper flakes the best, for whatever reason -- but yeah, just sprinkle em on, making sure some of them get in the vinegar (or just stir everything around if you do). Don't coat it, like with blackening spices or anything like that, or ... ow. But a healthy dose, I'd say (depends on how spicy you like things, I guess).

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

a motherfucking GORGEOUS trader joe's roasted vegetable pizza that i added some marinated mozzarella to. this pizza has tits.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

I thought this thread was going to be about what food you cook in order to entice someone into the fucking.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

this pizza has tits. I just don't know where to go with this. But I've got to go somewhere.

― Skottie, Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

jody that is easily one of the 10 greatest things anyone's ever said on ilx

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

I thought this thread was going to be about what food you cook in order to entice someone into the fucking.

As did I, but I am content to let you post it first.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

in my mother fucking cafeteria I downed some wet cuntilicious teriyaki chicken. I also had a hot cum all over her tits coffee. Also, there was some fucking pussy scratching noodles and a glass of cold, shit eating cum licking coke and orange fucking crush

it was delicious

― sunjammerr, Saturday, 3 April 2004 23:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

*blink*

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 April 2004 23:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

i am making a fucking afghan dish that i can't pronounce or remember how to spell. it starts with a "q" and involves lamb, rice and a buncha other shit forced to absorb the spice mixture via a pressure cooker.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 April 2004 00:06 (9 years ago) Permalink

too much?

― sunjammer, Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'm not really fuckin' hungry. It's not you, it's me. Must be the cigarettes

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:39 (9 years ago) Permalink

i am not really fuckin hungry. but i am really fuckin drunk. i wish i could fuckin smoke in this house.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

I think I'm gonna fucking leave this motherfucking internet cafe (which I'm at since my goddamned office card-key doesn't motherfucking work any goddamned more) and walk my ass up to the Pike Brewery and have some of those nachos, which no shit are fucking awesome.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 4 April 2004 03:43 (9 years ago) Permalink

I had a fucking pb&j sandwich on fucking whole wheat bread, plus a fucking small navel orange, all washed down with fucking water.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:46 (9 years ago) Permalink

Dee? I'm shocked!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

By candlelight, I had a stick of fuckengruven pepperoni, dog-fart-vintage cheddar, some near-death leftover brown rice and washed it down with some bad ass Heineken. Tomorrow, I will have more of same.

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 4 April 2004 05:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

Fucking leg of lamb and goddamn mini pizzas.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

dry fucking mini wheats and a block of fucking cheese

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

a big old fucking chicken sandwich and french fucking fries

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

Spicy chicken, bitch!

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

hahaha!

rosemary ham, emmentaler cheese, and basil on ciabatta bread

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:57 (9 years ago) Permalink

sorry, i forgot to curse

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

fuckin' Lean Cuisine, motherfucker

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

A fucked-ass chicken is roasting right asslicking now. I'll motherfucking have it with shitty brown rice and a cheap ass (but fucking good!) beer.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 April 2004 03:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

I haven't had my fucking dinner. I really need to get some.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 5 April 2004 03:12 (9 years ago) Permalink

fuckin pizza & pretzels.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 5 April 2004 04:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

Fucking salmon waldorf salad, fucking curried pototoes au gratin, baby fucking lima beans. Clos du bois, motherfucker

― Skottie, Monday, 5 April 2004 04:12 (9 years ago) Permalink

FUCKING FOOD BAR

― DMTina (DMTina), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

That roasted chicken was unclefuckin' fine.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

I just ate a fucking apple and drank my roommates fucking Hornsby Draft Cider. Later I will drink more fucking beer thats not mine.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

Lamb and pecan fucking risotto, and more fucking cheese pizza (I went on a pizza dough ruckus, made a lot of fucking dough and the fucking sauce goes a long fucking way).

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 5 April 2004 23:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

I had fake sausage rolls again + chips in brown shit bread roll. Then I had the same again. Sister had tantrum because her poisonous shit steak was fucking manky stringy shit BITCH!
Mum looks like mutton piss off. No power of the Irn Bru so suck that CHA!

― zenome kistachion, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 00:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

early fucking dinner tonight: warm pisslicking italian salad with shiteating bresaola, vomgurgling fresh basil, and grilled-ass chicken. yum!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 20:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

MOTHERFUCKING THAI CHICKEN SANDWICH

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 21:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

9 months pass...
omg late fucking dinners these days, yesterday it was a piece of beautiful fucking ruddy pink antelope sausage (shot by my mom, it should be noted) simmered in some negra fucking modelo, with a side of spinach and fucking corn mixed up with a lot of salt and some curry powder. today it was a tuna salad that actually kind of sucked (limp fucking celery) and some carrots and zucchini sauteed in olive oil with a little dill. and a negra modelo.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 07:33 (8 years ago) Permalink

Fucking unbelievable Shrimp Creole with fucking mashed potatos and fucking bomb-ass collard greens from Comfort Bistro in Jersey City, all for about $11, bitches.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 07:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...
Cajun Catfish, baked potato, salad.

― On the bass, 57 7th, he wrote this (calstars), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

fried chicken motherfuckers

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

Sandwich: fresh mozzarella, clover sprouts, tomato, hummus, dry basil, black pepper on wheat. Baby carrots.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

carne asada burrito

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

where is teh CURSING

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

I think I made jook/congee by total fucking accident. I was shooting for some nice comforting chicken and rice soup with SE Asian flavors, turned my back, and when I came back it was goddamn porridge! Tasty, too.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

Fettucini alfredo (my very late lunch) and then fifteen minutes later had a Hawaiian Chicken sandwich from Backyard Burgers and a wonderful chocolate shake.

― Ian Riese-Moraine's all but an ark-lark! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

grande burrito from la salsa motherfuckers.

― The Pinup Girls of YANK (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:31 (7 years ago) Permalink

Nachos and an Anchor Steam

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 2 June 2005 01:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

stir fried tofu, onions and broccoli, followed by cheese and crackers.

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

it's fucking make your own pizza night in this house. (so it had pepperoni, mushrooms, and feta cheese.)

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

Tortilla fucking soup with huge goatstroking chunks of fresh avocado. And a goddamn salad. With pine nuts and hearts of fucking palm, cunts.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

A couple week-old, piece-of-shit artichokes, and some beer. Maybe I'll thaw some bread and have a damn sandwich also. I hate to waste food. (And I had a fucking Mexican buffet at lunch.)

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

A fecking bowl of homemade chicken farking soup, with farming crackers and a flickin' beer.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

I think I'll pop some fucking corn.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

Well, just shit in my mouth if I didn't eat a cum-gargling spinach salad with tomato and home-made garlic croutons, followed by a slice of home-made olive, onion, and garlic pizza, washed down with cheap fruity malt liquor, you goddam cuntrag whorelickers.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:47 (7 years ago) Permalink

I haven't eaten a goddamned thing. Go fuck yourself.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 2 June 2005 03:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

My wife made us pork-chops, but the real kicker was the Strawberry Rhubarb pie we made together afterwards with some rhubarb a guy at work gave me. Oh damn it's so good!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 2 June 2005 05:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

Monday dinner was roast duck with beetrot, the other week I pot roasted some mutton with beetroot. Also bettroot and fennel salad is the bomb. More beetroot.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

Lasr night I had ham with caulifucker cheese.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

apologies that should have read 'More fucking beetroot'

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

Liz made a fucking goat dhansak and some goddamn chapatis last night. It was fucking delicious.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

mmm fucking goat

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 June 2005 08:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

I usually just have some salad for dinner. We have our *dinners* at noon. Now it'll be vegetables (mushrooms, peppers, onion and tomato), fish and rice.

I'm obsessed with broccoli with sesame (?) sauce.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Thursday, 2 June 2005 08:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...
ALOO MUTTER GOBI, MOTHERFUCKER

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:40 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ipso Fatso

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:41 (7 years ago) Permalink

YOU CAN'T FOLLA THIS MASALA

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

"penne antonino" = penne w/ breadcrumbs, artichokes, sundried tomatoes, capers, lemon juice, broccoli. nicely fucking done.

green salad with peppercorn parmesan dressing and fucking gorgeous red plum tomatoes.

didn't quite get shitfaced on one and a half glasses of sauvignon blanc.

― the goulash archipelago (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 7 August 2005 02:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

HE IS FUCKING TEH CAKE!!!!

― 3, Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

giant cum-squirting kielbasa. with ketchup.

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

Hey Phil I lost my damn phone yesterday but I'm getting it replaced tomorrow, will mail you in the meantime, FUCK!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

I had George Foreman "barbecued" chicken, some quick brown rice, and a pre-packaged mixed greens blend.

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

six-piece crispy strips from KFC. NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN URGH

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 7 August 2005 04:11 (7 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...
a bastarding OSTRICH BURGER, with a cock-spurting salad of tomato and avocado, plus some ass-felching cottage cheese, yo. and it was FUCKING MAGIC.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

half a bagel with CREAM cheese (ooh, saucy)

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

Tuna pasta. The money has run out, and I'm fucked if I'm starting on the noodles yet.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ate a boca burger my wife had made for me from the night before. I came home late, drunk, and (strangely) left it sitting there. Day-old burgers taste like *motherfucking satan's balls*

― paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

TITFUCKIN TAKE-OUT THAI FOOD

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

5 months pass...
Ceviche - I've been waiting all fucking week. Oh sweet heyzeus.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Friday, 3 March 2006 22:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

xpost:

not quite the answer i'd expect from m. white

i meant, not quite the fucking answer i'd expect from that muthafuxxer m. white

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 3 March 2006 23:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...
fucking whole wheat ravioli with chicken and sundried tomatoes, in tomato/basil marinara

will whip up a cunting spinach salad when i finish

and some water to drink... you cocksucking assbag.

― get bent, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 01:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

bloody fucking steak, shitkicking oven fries and half a fucking avocado

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 01:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

Onion omelette and mixed greens salad

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking roasted rosemary chicken with sticky sushi rice and artichokes with lemon butter and fucking gravy too, and cranberry, fucking thankgiving in march, followed the fuck up with chocolate cake with whipped cream and fucking raspberries.

― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

Some Goddamn speg spagetti motherfucking red sauce on top of long skinny tubes of pasta, Coke, and liquor chocolates.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

penne-ass pasta in goddamn alfredo sauce with bacon and brussels christfucking sprouts

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

SWEET POTATO FRIES
CURRIED APPLES & PORK CHOPS
STEAMED, BUTTERED GREENBEAAANS

― ian, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

Motherfucking grilled chicken boob sandwich with melted (dick)cheese and a ton of cunt-reaming avocado. Fucking good as the shit of Christ.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

christ shit is on sale at Dominick's. Check it.

― kenan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

Some Goddamn speg spagetti motherfucking red sauce on top of long skinny tubes of pasta




we fucking had the same thing, but we fucking made our own goddamn sauce. the less fucking ingredients you fucking use, the better, so they motherfucking say.

― Ai Lien, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

I used to have a crush on you, but I could never bring a girl with such a filthy mouth home to mother.

― kenan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

Ian, wash your mouth out at once.

― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

two cunting bananas and a strawberry fucking yop.

― Slumpman, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

it's the fuck out of oven-fried motherfuckkkin chikken, with fucking champagne in a goddamn can (w/attached shrink-wrapped fucking straw what the shit)

― Jordan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

Random shit. Hot dog, Pringles, collard greens. Shredded Wheat for dessert.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

Two huge-ass fuckin' artichokes, garlic mayo. A couple of slices of bacon 'cause I needed to use them up before they started smelling like goddamn death.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

i think tonight it will be pbr and cheetos.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

Actually, what I thought was going to be dinner was a late lunch.

For dinner: more collards, mixed steamed rice (brown, wild, basmati, and some other one), and a seared chicken that just about burned down the kitchen. Tonight we learned the concept of flash point. Scary.

― Jesse, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking dinner was fingerfucking finger food at a n3tw04x1n6 3v3n+ -- crudités, stuffed mushrooms, bruschetta, bread, cheese, some fried things i couldn't really identify, some ropey beef-on-a-stick that i could only take two bites of.

dessert was a handful of strawberries -- red, engorged with their own juices, and ripe for the plucking.

― get bent, Thursday, 8 March 2007 06:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

i ate the fuck out of some awful, hard-as-fuck bbq ribs, canned green beans w/ cunt-red tomatoes and dry-as-a-lubeless-fuck potato chunks at my worthless shitter of a school cafuckteria

― strgn, Thursday, 8 March 2007 07:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

water - 2 20 oz. bottles
a banana and some strawberries
a 60-calorie jell-o pudding cup (chocolate/coffee swirl -- lovin' the coffee flavor)
an arizona so-called "lite" iced tea/lemonade blend (i didn't notice how much HFCS this had until i was done drinking it... whoops)
some mixed greens & salted roasted almonds
a lean cuisine chicken/pasta dish

― get bent, Friday, 9 March 2007 23:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

whoops, i forgot to cuss! fuckpissshitasstitspussycock. there.

― get bent, Friday, 9 March 2007 23:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

Another goddamn salad.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 10 March 2007 00:28 (6 years ago) Permalink

killer restaurant meal last nite:

salad w/hazlenuts roasted pear & thick syrupy balsamic dressing
lamb shank braised in tomato w/roast taters & artichokes (my fave veg)
1/2 bottle Shiraz
2 bites of my wife's chocolate dessert

next I'm gonna make CHICKEN CACCIATORI for the 1st time this weekend

― m coleman, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking chicken cacciatori (sp)

― m coleman, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

darned roasted salmon fillets with blinking steamed corn and dadburned rice.

― estela, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

friend's birthday dinner - fucking 9-dish Chinese dinner plus entree and dessert, yum! I'm fucking stuffed - included rice, chicken w/cashew nut, szechuan chicken, steamed fish in soy sauce, tofu, mixed veg, peking duck, sweet sour beef, another veg dish, spring rolls, chinese tea. For dessert, we had red bean Chinese pancakes with vanilla ice cream.

Tomorrow, another friend's having a fucking barbecue.

― Roz, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking baked kibbe with fucking pita bread finished off with delicious baklava. best meal i've eaten in fucking months. i love mid-eastern food so much i'd fuck it seriously.

― leavethecapital, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking lamb wok. yum fucking yum

― nathalie, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

Had dinner last night at a fucking fantastic new place. Half bottle red wine, mized greens salad, and fucking wonderful mac and cheese with peas and mushrooms. So fucking good.

― ENBB, Saturday, 10 March 2007 14:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

Tonight I steamed some mussels with white wine, garlic, shallots, linguiça, and a little bit of saffron. Added some butter and chopped cilantro at the end, and ate it with some good bread and a watercress salad with blood orange viniagrette.

Holy fucking shit that was delicious.

― joygoat, Sunday, 11 March 2007 04:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

It's not fancy but I just got home from having beers locally and I was peckish, so I browned up a pork chop, made some garlic couscous, and a mesclun salad w/ goddess dressing & goat cheese. So much savoriness!

― Laurel, Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

The mussels sound AWESOME altho I kind of have to close my eyes when I eat them. And not chew too searchingly.

― Laurel, Sunday, 11 March 2007 06:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

Yesterday I had fucking butternut squash and poxy blue cheese soup, and it was velvety and fucking awesome and I will be making it again when I want to seem posh without any fucking effort whatsoever.

Today I'm up early because we're having fucking guests over for cockramming lunch, and I'm making a big fuck off Sunday roast with chicken and roast potatoes and phallic roast parsnips and humping broccoli that looks like fucking trees.

― accentmonkey, Sunday, 11 March 2007 08:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

GOD DAMN
JUST A TE A HALF A GRILLED CHICKEN
AND LIKE ALL THE GRAPES
FUCK YE
ONLY TOO BEERS LEFT THO ON NOES

AddENDUM: FUCK FUCK|ITY FUCK

― nickalicious, Monday, 12 March 2007 02:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

ALL-U-CAN-EAT CHINESE BUFFET (WITH SOFT SERVE FROZEN YOGURT)

$7, HOLLAR

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

plate of shrimp (john wayne was a fag)

― get bent, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

damn that looks gross

― chaki, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

cameraphone + fluorescent lighting = not the most glamorous food photography. it did look better in person. and tasted good.

― get bent, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

in person? shrimps are not human. ;-)

― nathalie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...
A fucking PB&J, and then another fucking PB&J, and a handful of Fritos. Fuck.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:29 (6 years ago) Permalink

:P

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

I ate a grody fastfood burger n fries for lunch, so I think I'll tone it down to just a dry salad for dinner. I'm gonna take another swing at this eating more veggies and less meat thing, I believe.

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

o

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

pita bread filled with lettuce, fresh sliced pastrami that i purchased earlier this afternoon, onions, banana peppers, feta cheese, and a spoonful of bistro blue cheese dressing. fuck yeah, more like.

― Jena, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

I cooked Lebanese chicken and rice (Djaj Mah Ruz). I loves it! my girlfriend's mum's Lebanese and I'm always scabbing these amazing traditional Lebanese recipes off her.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

I had dinners for both my major departments in succession tonight, so vodka and grapefruit juice and light appetizers at the first, and quesadillas at the second. Good stuff.

xpost lebanese food: SO GOOD

― Maria, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

spinach & cheese ravioli w/tomato sauce from a fucking jar
steamedtoshit spinach
sourassdough baguette

― m coleman, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

turbot and green beans
farmer's cheese and bread
champagne
banana and coffee

― youn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

Scrambled fucking eggs. Salad with a fucking avocado and the best mustardy vinaigrette in town. A whole lotta wine. That's it. So fucking sue me.

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

oh fuck i forgot to say fuck

― Maria, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

the champagne was an unopened bottle from new year's. i desperately needed the refrigerator space to circulate air.

― youn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

Fine, I put some brown rice on, too. But right now, just the salad. My leafy greens went yucky, so all it is is raw sliced carrot, green pepper, tomato, zook and broc with some blue cheese crumbled on top. I am convincing myself that it is not only delicious (easy) but hardy and filling (more difficult, but hopefully the rice will help.)

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

droone, any chance of you posting the fucking recipe?

― estela, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

i'm about to make myself an artichoke and a salad and maybe a fucking egg.

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

xpost, yeah 8080, some Lebanese chicken and rice would go down a lot better tomorrow than another fucking PB&J.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

xp I mean I could walk you through the fucker...
but no doubt there'll be a similar recipe on the internet.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

I can tell you that it's all about the cinnamon and the fucking lamb mince.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

fuxxin leftovers

― Ai Lien, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

Spaghetti a'la Bolognese with steamed asparagus.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

then i'll fucking google it myself, said the little red hen

xp

― estela, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

popsicle

― Ai Lien, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

Fresh red leaf lettuce salad with summer squash, cucumber, Parmesan cheese and carrot plus citrus miso dressing, ten-grain bread toasted with cocoa carmona cheese, fresh strawberries with chocolate sauce and a good red table wine.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

i had some marinated fucking chicken drumsticks and rice. also chocolate fucking pudding.

― haitch, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

i just ate the fucking artichoke etc while watching vince carter choke - beauty all around.

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

I just googled that goddamn Lebanese thing, here's the first one I found. Too bad I can't get fucking ground lamb around here. And they shouldn't call that stuff stuffing if it's not cooked in the fucking bird.

http://www.recipezaar.com/recipe/print?id=171620

I might make this tomorrow.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

ned raggett will you be my fucking personal chef?

― Maria, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'll have to clone myself.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

That recipe is all fucking wrong. It's done with chicken breast only. and no sultanas.

Ok, so. you boil a whole chicken breast for 10 mins with a cinnamon stick and some salt. keep the stock. (and make sure the chicken isn't overcooked, it happened to me and it was a bit dry and nasty).

brown the lamb mince (1/2 kg) in a saucepan on it's own (no oil or nuffin).

Then add a tablespoon of butter with a teaspoon of ground cinnamon and a teaspoon of allspice. Cover the fucking thing and let it cook for maybe 15-20 mins, stirring it fairly frequently.

add 1 1/2 cups of basmati rice and 2 or 3 (i just used all of it) cups of the leftover stock. simmer for 20 more minutes.

brown 1/2 cup of pinenuts and 1/2 cup slivered almonds in a bit of olive oil in a frying pan or whatever's fucking handy.

To serve you put the mince/rice on a big plate or something. Then tear the chicken into smallish morsels and spread it over the rice, then put the nuts on the top of that, and then chuck on a bit more ground cinnamon on top for good times.

I think that's it.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

granola
mango

mondays are not the best days

unless you are ned raggett obv

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

A gross chicken kebab sandwich

palate cleansed with a bowl of Weetabix cereal

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

I think I'm going cube some f'in steak and add some red bell pepper, onion, and some garlic. keep it simple stir fry style with some rice or some shit.

― dice in my pockets, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 03:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

Spinach salad with fresh strawberries, feta, and a strawberry balsamic/extra-virgin dressing.

Fresh french bread with peanut butter.

A gummi bear (decided rest were just too stale for consumption - so I baked chocolate chip cookies instead).

― MsLaura, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 04:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

penne with the ol' tomato vodka cream sauce
mixed greens with balsamic, olive oil, salt and pepper
Berghoff lager

― dan m, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 04:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

dinner was a sad lunch rerun, but i'm making fresh peach pie and also some weird spiced rutabaga thing (or maybe just braised in butter/beef broth salt and pepper) which i'll have to figure out a companion piece for for tomorrow's dinner. i am also feeling randomly like coleslaw..

― SusanD, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 04:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

pl insert fuckign btwn "feeling" and "randomly" -where it always belongs

― SusanD, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 04:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

i had a big fucking lunch -- a falafel plate w/ rice, salad, and pita bread. i bought some cherries at the grand central market and i nibbled on those throughout the day, including at dinnertime. i had a little turkey breast too, so i suppose that was my fucking dinner. now i'm drinking water.

― get bent, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 06:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

pl insert fuckign btwn "feeling" and "randomly" -where it always belongs




yep, it is like folks forgot what fine cuisine is all fuckin' about.

― dice in my pockets, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 06:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 fucking nights ago: fucking fries with fucking sausages. a few hours later: hurled it into the toilet bowl a few times. fucking junk food. never again.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

Fuckin' steak and fuckin' frites

― Michael White, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

Fucking fuck.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

fucking bbq ribs and some goddamned potato salad.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

cocksmoking tortilla chips, buttmunching guacamole, and cumbubble salsa

― kenan, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

cumbubble salsa

gah, God'll get you for that one, Arthur.


I just got home with a 5 lb. chicken for some pantywaisted shirtlifting* Lebanese chicken & rice tonight.

(*TM dirty vicar)

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

I had fucking curried cauliflower soup for lunch with some fucking Lithuanian assfaced rye bread on the fucking side.

I have some left over, so I'll probably eat that for my fucking dinner as well.

― accentmonkey, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

tiarnán's making fucking pasta, but we have no fucking herbs.
I'd rather stay upstairs.

― o-ess, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

cous cous with artichoke hearts, dried apricots and toasted almonds + tomato and basil salad + poke chops

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

what? no cursing?

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

MOTHERFUCKING CANNED SOUP

― David R., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

my fucking breakfast was a chicken apple sausage party with (oh, pick a cuss word, any one you like) caramelized gala apples

― get bent, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 19:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

romaine fucking salad tossed with grilled chicken and a sauteed medley of slut-red peppers, tomatoes as yellow as dehydrated piss, and zucchini as green as al gore's stool.

― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

i realize i could have just stopped at "tossed salad"

― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

fucking spinach with prawns, asscheek-soft grilled peaches, almonds, snowballing it w/ white vinaigrette.

fucking summer salads hell yehhhhh

― strgn, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

slice of pizza with fresh garlic
strawberry grapefruit bubble tea smoothie
a nibble or two of lindt 70%

― Stevie D, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

fucking fuck

― Stevie D, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

Leftover vegetable in curry sesame sauce (it was good, but it was really curry sauce with some sesame seeds on top) AND leftover Ma Po Tofu.

― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

man, all i had was a fucking turkey sandwich with romaine crunchier than a vermont college freshman in a wholier-than-thou wheat pita.

― tehresa, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

I ate a goddamn pork chop

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

Schiacciata with caramelized onions, a from-the-garden tomato and cucumber salad and a pretty good IPA from a northern California brewery.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hmm...I've been trying to figure out of late what it really means to caramelize onions. I guess I'll have to look that up.

I had leftovers of sweet potato/regular potato slices with fat free sour cream on the top, and I had a soy burger with an almond-based type of fake cheese on it.

― Bimble, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

Red Delicious apple (1)
small slices TJ's summer sausage (2.5)
Red grapes (7)

― luna, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

fucking grape nuts

― Surmounter, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

1/2lb Beef Combo Burrito from Taco Motherfuckin' Bell. Then a fuckin' expensive large Vault soda at Transfuckinformers.

― Kerm, Thursday, 19 July 2007 05:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

just bought some motherfucking brie some cunting mozzarella some bastard bread and a load of ass german salami then turned the whole shitting lot into a load of toasties. i feel so fucking unwell.

― Just got offed, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

mm?
i found four lumps (of which i ate two) of some dead and frozen fish (the name of which'll remain unknown) that i managed to warm up a bit via umpteen minutes of bothersome frying pan action, and had some mouldy cheese, and milk, to go with all of that.
still, miraculously, alive am i. and me tummy feels like a drum.

― t**t, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

chili salmon sushi
caesar salad, greek salad
idiazabal, manchego, mitibleu
raisin and wheat breads
membrillo
red grapes
sauv blanc
one (1) clementine

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 1/2 Junior whoppers from BK and a 40 of Olde English

I haven't really been cooking too much since the wife left. Though the new roommates did enjoy that spaghetti bolognese I made a month ago. Maybe I should start cooking again.

― Helltime Redux, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

gabbneb eats like gabbneb posts

― remy bean, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

Green chile posole with chicken

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

Homemade squash/potato/kidney bean minestrone, from the batch I made and froze the other week, olive bread toasted and topped with tomatillo red onion jam and a minneola:

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

mmm

i've gotten back into making good dinners
finally

a friend just gave me a new cutting board (that he made! it is niice) and i bought a new heavy & sharp knife before christmas and now combined they act as super cooking inspiration power, i think. ok i had rice and green beans & red peppers with a sauce i made out of whatever but it was good! and real

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

the neighbors were nice and fed me some fucking enchiladas.

― Brigadier Pudding, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

fuck i forgot to say fuck

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

fucking rice

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fucking salad (January, innit)

― Madchen, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 16:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

Posting that made me :(

― Madchen, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 16:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

i'm gonna have fucking pasta again. i was planning to wait and cook together with the roommates, but i can't fucking wait until 9 pm or later.

― Maria, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

shepherd's fucking pie with parsnip mash and sprouts

― Ed, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

sounds fucking good

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

I minced the lamb myself because fuck paying double the price for minced lamb in a plastic tray at the store, plus I inherited a mincer from my gran.

― Ed, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh yum

― Maria, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

last night was a fuckin subway club and some sun chips.

― get bent, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

fuck a subway, had one in JFK, it gave me food poisoning and I chundered over the Atlantic

― Ed, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

had one in JFK is the key phrase here

― get bent, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

Ed, I apologize on behalf of America for Subway

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

for last night's fucking dinner i made in-n-out style "double meat" turkey burgers (free range from a local poultry farm called shelton's) with raw milk cheddar and caramelized onions. dessert was mashti malone's saffron rosewater ice cream. i love the goddamn nature mart!

― get bent, Thursday, 17 January 2008 20:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

hopefully "in-n-out" and "double meat" will satisfy the filthiness requirement of this thread.

― get bent, Thursday, 17 January 2008 20:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

indeed, and one day I would love to sample your in-n-out double meat (rosewater icecream too but that is lass filthy)

― Ed, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

I had me some fuckin' KIELBASA on a BUN with some MUSTARD n SAURKRAUT - and SLAW too! Over the top de-fucking-licious and shit. Motherfucking FRENCH FRIES, too. This is, like, two minutes ago, I'm sayin. Now I'm gonna get a goddamn beer, and think about what's for dessert.

― Kerm, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Various Turkish salads from the awesome place that catered my wedding.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

They keep that fucking long?

― Kerm, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

(slow clap)

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm going to have a reasonable fucking salad for one in my life.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fucking chicken and fucking mushroom pot fucking noodle. Lazy, bad lunch but it only cost 95p.

― Madchen, Friday, 18 January 2008 12:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had a reasonable fucking salad with apples and goat cheese and walnuts and chicken and leafy things, and i had this delivered because i'm fucking lazy. there was a chicken tortilla soup too; it was ok.

― get bent, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

fucking lunch was a southwest (add slapback echo) SEITAN quesadilla from vegan place near sunset junction. shit was tasty.

― get bent, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

lunch - pepper and egg sandwich

― Hurting 2, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fucking Rajahstani Roast Duck Curry and Pilau rice brought by a man on a motorbike

― Ed, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fucking Dashi sushi from Bristol Temple Fucking Meads station.

― ljubljana, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fucking leftover chili-mac.

― Helltime Redux, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fuckin' INDIAN FOOD. Onion fucking bhaji, chicken makhani, garlic fucking naan. Effing superb.

― kate78, Saturday, 19 January 2008 05:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

COOKIES FUCKING COOKIES!!

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 19 January 2008 05:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

and beer for effing dessert!!

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 19 January 2008 05:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

made guac-a-mole and steamed broccoli, ordered in a burrito & some tacos, dranks some white wine.

― m coleman, Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

A fucking bushel of salad.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 01:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

six oz sirloin steak w/grilled vidalia onions and a fucking bushel of salad

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 01:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

As suggested by Mr. Hardy, greens with a sriracha/red wine vinegar sauce, mixed with brown rice and black beans, topped with a bit of parmesan. A frankenstein but a good one. Plus some rosemary bread, white wine and a pear, kiwi fruit and a bit of chocolate.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 01:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

grilled vidalia onions

Wow, you're seeing those already? I need to get to the store.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 01:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

Grandfather's birthday at Steak and Ale. Amazingly bad.

― milo z, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 01:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

fucking tempeh "sausage" crumble (tempeh boiled in stock, then sauteed with herbs, garlic, soy sauce, olive oil, portobello chunks, cayenne) tossed with a "sauce" of onion, tomato, garlic, kalamata olives, and Trader Joe's ravioli. garnished with cilantro, and washed down with goose island honker's ale.

― gbx, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 02:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

booze

― ralph, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 02:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

fucking tacos, carne and vegetal, fucking pico de fucking gallo, and fucking limonada

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 02:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

burgers.
with red onion, goat cheese, tomato and mustard.
sauteeed fucking spinach with garlic and pepper.
an extreme amount of stone IPA.

― ian, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 02:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

xpost: hmm. I didn't realize it was early for them. I wouldn't be surprised if my Korean grocer has some kind of fake-o Vidalias. They were tasty anyway though.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 02:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

i had egg salad on whole wheat at around 6 and now i'm heating up some frozen spinach/feta dealie.

― get bent, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 05:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

My dinner as mentioned, via a photo. I love that the weather is already perfect now for balcony meals after work.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 05:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

Pork roast marinated in Chinese chili paste, mustard, soy, garlic and ginger, bok choy wok-ed in drippings, soba with sesame seeds, sesame oil, and scallions.

― Michael White, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

And you didn't share?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

I baked and ate half of an acorn squash

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

Tonight we're having fucking trout fillets fried in lemon juice and olive oil, with some lemon and pepper roasted potatos and a salad.

― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

chicken and rice soup with home baked olive, sun dried tomato and garlic bread from the Tassajara cookbook(supremely tasty vegetarian and bread cook book)

― Ed, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

I've got my goddamn motherfucking sticky rice soaking to go with tonight's bitch-ass green papaya salad.

― joygoat, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 14:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

salmon over greens w/ fennel, onion, and orange salad [expletive deleted]

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

I made baked penne with spinach, tomatoes, and smoked gouda and it was fucking delicious.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

Leftover Enchiladas Suizas that I made yesterday

― dan m, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 01:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Prelude: truly pitiful amount of whole wheat pasta that was lingering behind in box, w/some earth balance and raw minced garlic, salt n pepper (I'm out of evoo) followed by 4 nuggets of Quorn stuff that were living in a box in my freezer

The Main Deal: am cooking some rice right now, and am figuring on slathering some lazy-style daal over it, if all goes according to plan

One day when I stop wasting money on beer am wealthier I will eat vegetables again...gosh I miss those green things

― dell, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 03:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

fucking eating is alright...

― dell, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 03:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

tonight ravioli n salad while I cook a motherfucking BEEF BRISKET for tomorrow's pseudo-passover

― m coleman, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 09:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

Last night: Fishcakes made with tinned salmon, potatoes, pepper, lime juice, lemon grass and tiny amount of garlic, with green beans (frozen.)

Tonight: Saag aloo from the fucking awesome 'Indian Food By Numbers' book, without which I would never have made a decent curry.

― Anna, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 11:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

leftover copper fuckin river sockeye salmon with 'greek' salad, pesto pasta salad and broccoli with roasted garlic. popped some cherries for dessert.

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 01:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

broccoli in garlic and olive oil, couscous

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 03:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

de cecco spaghetti with motherfuckin rao's arrabiata sauce. too fucking clueless to make own sauce.

― phil-two, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 04:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

Whole Foods hot bar, my salvation from awful hotel food and Taco Bell when travelling.

― libcrypt, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 01:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

i've done that!

barilla spaghetti with motherfuckin newman's own marinara sauce. and a fuckin white grapefruit for dessert.

― get bent, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 02:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

A fucking hamburger and some potato salad.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 02:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

A bag of Hint of Lime potato chips and a slice of American cheese.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 02:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

that's only 2 of the food groups

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 02:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

I also had a coffee.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 03:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

Tonight's dinner was fine and all -- gorgonzola ravioli with a anise cream sauce, with sautéd brussel sprouts and a bottle of cheap red wine -- but the real news is that I have discovered a means of transmuting the immaterial aether, the quintessence itself, into a substance that can be consumed and enjoyed. I have candied bacon.

It is hard to describe how wonderful and unhealthy it feels, slices bending over my teeth, fat and sugar crackling as waves of knowing crash over my every nerve. Meat eaters, this is what you imagined for yourself as a child; vegetarians, if you're going to start eating pork, this is how.

― Jacob, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 03:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Two breasts of chicken from El Pollo Loco, and diet A&W Root Beer.

WOO.

― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 4 June 2008 03:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

i fuckin lemon-splashed and herb-crusted some tilapia and ated it with a sautee/sauce of tomatoes, artichoke, onion, kalamata olives, garlic, green beans, onions, olive oil, and white wine over some badass brown rice.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 03:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

you sound proud, and you should

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 03:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

just some salad and odds and ends, finished off with a Stone IPA. Fucking.

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 03:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

I just made these for dessert. Red, white, and blueberry cupcakes:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3125/2635656742_2605c1fd48.jpg

That's about as patriotic as I'm gonna fucking get.

― ENBB, Friday, 4 July 2008 03:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

Pad Thai from the neighborhood Thai place

― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 4 July 2008 03:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

How has this thread not been connected to the 'Pastagina' thread!?

― S-, Friday, 4 July 2008 03:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

my fucking dinner was some velveeta pastagina shells and cheese

― get bent, Friday, 4 July 2008 04:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

4 motherfuckin chicken wings fried up at the ghetto chineee.

― phil-two, Friday, 4 July 2008 04:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

(with hot sauce)

― phil-two, Friday, 4 July 2008 04:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

last night I had a load of fucking asparagus, and then some cockfarming cheese and motherfucking bread and crackers.

Maybe tonight I will go to the total cockfarming Lebanese imbiss that has opened up down the road.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 4 July 2008 09:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

summertime dinner - ribeye steak, corn on the cob, salad with super A+ farmer's market tomatoes, nectarines, strawberries
plus a gin & tonic!

― velko, Monday, 14 July 2008 02:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

fuckin' Sonic chili dog, onion rings, cherry limeade

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 14 July 2008 02:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

^ hero

Chili, not v. good.

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

chorizo, manchego, toast, bottle of wine, couple bottles IPA

― Matt, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

Pizza dough I made—and refrigerated—yesterday, topped with tinned Italian cherry tomatoes, capers, the cheapest ham I could find (which turns out to be pretty good ham), and ... barely enough cheese to cover (I'm reduced to using the little nub-ends of cheese one accumulates in the fridge). I NEED MONEY :-(

― fields of salmon, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

I fucking made pumpkin and sweet potato turnovers. They took a fucking age to make but the tomato sauce in them was perfect and I never woulda fucking thought of putting fucking mustard in them. They were fucking delicious and deliciously greasy.

― I know, right?, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

"My fucking chili sucked" is how I should have phrased my entry I guess.

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

Linguine with some juicy-ass zucchini sauteed in motherfuckin' olive oil and garlic with lots of crack-a-lacked pepper and a little grated cheese

A Greek salad with fresh Bulgarian fuckin' feta, kalamata olives, tomatoes, green peppers, lettuce of course (bitch) and onions. And balsamic/olive oil dressing for dat ass.

― Capitaine Jay Vee, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

still at work. i'll probably be too tired by the time i get home to make anything other than fucking grilled cheese & tomato soup.

― Jordan, Monday, 14 July 2008 23:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

mahi fucking mahi with lime and spices accompanied by lettuce, tomato, olives, and some spicy fucking black beans.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 00:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

THREE MICROWAVED FUCKIN HOT DOGS AND A GLASS OF FUCKIN WATER BIG PIMPIN BOOOYAAAHHHHH

― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 00:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

Boca veggie "Italian sausage," some red bliss potato salad from Whole Foods, and a big salad including radicchio, tomatoes, mozarella, cinnamon-coated pecans and locally grown raspberries, covered with a blackberry vinaigrette from the Cleveland Botanical Garden, plus a bottle of fucking Red Stripe.

― Pancakes Hackman, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 00:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

We ate some fucking pizza with fucking pepperoni and fucking artichokes and it was FUCKING DELICIOUS.

Washed it down with some fucking TINK which if you don't know is fucking GRAPEFRUIT SODA from fucking JAMAICA motherfucker!

― quincie, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 00:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

I mean fucking TING not fucking TINK motherfucker! It's what fucking Fresca only DREAMS of fucking accomplishing in taste fucking sensation!

― quincie, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 00:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Tuna-Key Lime-Onion-Radish-Watermelon Ceviche
Manchego-Corn-Black Truffle-Crema-Chive Quesadilla
Maitake-Huitlacoche-Nopal-Queso Tacos
Jamaica-Muddled Blueberries-Fresh Lime Margarita
Fuck Yeah

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

where did you go?

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

Toh-lo-AH-che

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

wow, all those ceviches on the menu!!!

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 05:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

I'm going to bake a big-ass potato and make some fucking mushroom stroganoff to unload all over it.

― Joe the C.R.E.E.P. Operative (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 19 October 2008 19:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

"ass potato" does not sound appetising...

― snoball, Sunday, 19 October 2008 19:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

squid ink spaghetti

― Buffcoat and Beaver or Beaver and something else (jeff), Sunday, 19 October 2008 19:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

all i had in was a chicken breast,and some tomato burger relish. so, i threw in a frying pan and served with some rice, it was... okay.

― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Sunday, 19 October 2008 19:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

soppressata and walnuts
whole wheat pasta fresca with romanesco, lemon zest, garlic and reggiano
midnight moon with red and black grapes and heirloom apple

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 03:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

fucking nachos

― H-O-O-S yes i guess i could steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 03:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

i ordered a pizza a fucking HOUR ago.
where are you, pizza????

― ian, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 04:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

fuckin spag and a little bit of fuckin oil with salt and pepper and fake chicken fuckin nuggets. not fuckin bad. i really have no imagination when it comes to cooking.

― undiscovered cuntry (Rubyredd), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 04:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh yeah, some sourdough wheat bread from the greenmarket with the cheese course

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 04:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

chili. not like MY fuckin chili (where's the cumin? more beans!) but pretty good nonetheless.

― Maria, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 04:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

roast fucking beef with masshed potatoes. also, buffalo chickenshit tenders and french faggot fries

― k3vin k3ll3r (Kevin Keller), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 04:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^want this

― undiscovered cuntry (Rubyredd), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 04:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

that is a big and confusing dinner. and no green :(

― ;n_n; (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 04:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

it does sound kind of amazing though. (and my dinner had no green. the only green i had today were some peas at lunch. i'm bad at vegetables, i mainly eat orange ones.)

― Maria, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 04:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

hipster bachelorette dinner:

organic toaster pastries
some leftover new zealand cheddar, with whole grain bread
probably a banana in a bit

― the birdman from the hilarious "alcatraz" prison (get bent), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 04:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

yeah it's kind of a weird dinner but hey it's a college dining hall

― k3vin k3ll3r (Kevin Keller), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 05:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

risotto with chicken, artichokes, peas and fontina cheese. big helping!

― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 05:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

Swiss fucking Chalet

― Bryan, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 05:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

feel like a steak. might do it with this pepper, red wine, parmesan and chilli recipe that i know, usually pretty good.

― fela cooties (haitch), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 05:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

Montauk Striped Bass with local sorrel, lemon
Local Broccoli
Pasta with wine/cream/sorrel/oyster mushrooms
Greenmarket salad, SF sourdough
Raspberries, Blackberries
Wakatake Onikoroshi

― gabbneb, Sunday, 23 November 2008 04:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

Early Thanksgiving potluck. TWO turkeys, two vats of mashed potatoes, multiple boxes of stuffing, gravy, cranberry sauce, and corn pudding, for the basics. People also brought spinach & eggplant salad, some kind of Germanic macaroni & cheese, sausage balls, crackers & dips, hot cider with whiskey, beer, several desserts (I contributed apple crisp), and bread with pot butter. It was ridiculous. And glorious.

― Maria, Sunday, 23 November 2008 05:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

Comice Pear

― gabbneb, Sunday, 23 November 2008 05:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

grass fed and finished new york strip, pan-seared, medium rare
broccoli
berry crisp made w/ marionberries, raspberries, blackberries, blueberries
Beecher's flagship cheese
Hedges CMS

― Jaq, Sunday, 23 November 2008 07:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

fucking raw tuna yeeaaah
some soup i didn't eat because it was boring
salmon and lentils de puy whatever fucking salmon yeah

i have realized that i'm only really interested in balls to the wall food. or possibly anything for that matter. give me sustenance or give me righteous opulence

― i am not an idle hunter-gatherer, i am a scientist (rrrobyn), Sunday, 23 November 2008 09:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

two tacos al pastor
two tacos carne asada
coca-cola

― Matt P, Sunday, 23 November 2008 09:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

fucking arugula salad w/pecorino
spicy sumbitch roast chicken w/bastard beets & carrots
2 gotdamn glasses malbec

― m coleman, Sunday, 23 November 2008 12:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

Man, Rice-a-Roni really IS the San Francisco treat!

― meta pro lols (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 March 2009 00:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

I had a fucking rib-eye steak, with rutabaga and potato mash and a goddamn cheesecake for dessert. At home.

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 15 March 2009 00:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

Pi-fucking-zza

― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 15 March 2009 00:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

fucking bbq tri-tip, roasted po-taters and zucchini/shroom saute thing. yummo

― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 15 March 2009 00:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

Eggs over easy, veggie sausage patty, pancake and a half (they are enormous, can't eat that much). At a diner in the burbs. Its rainy and miserable out there, wish there were a faster way to get home that didn't require walking a couple miles.. but not gonna pay for a cab

― football consultant, oakland raiders (daria-g), Sunday, 15 March 2009 00:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

That's a good fucking question...I had a late lunch (waffles and bacon) and haven't had dinner yet.

― WmC, Sunday, 15 March 2009 00:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

mahi mother fucking mahi tacos

― yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 01:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

bleu cheese & bacon burger

― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 March 2009 01:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh fuck, tehresa wins

― WmC, Sunday, 15 March 2009 01:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

misread tehresa's as "mai tais", but that gives me an idea for my dinner.

― Dane Cook's Illustrated (I DIED), Sunday, 15 March 2009 01:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

I've been puking my goddamn guts out all day, so my dinner was a glass of room temperature water consumed slowly over the course of 20 minutes, followed by half a glass of room-temperature V-8 to celebrate keeping it down

― if you like it then you shoulda put a donk on it (bernard snowy), Sunday, 15 March 2009 01:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

have one for me!
xpost

― yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 01:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

(for contrast, last night's dinner: taco bell, malt liquor, jim beam)

― if you like it then you shoulda put a donk on it (bernard snowy), Sunday, 15 March 2009 01:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

maybe that's why yr pukin

― yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 15 March 2009 01:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

it is a distinct possibility

― if you like it then you shoulda put a donk on it (bernard snowy), Sunday, 15 March 2009 01:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

about to have pastrami gol-durn sandwiches!

― NYSE:JAH (get bent), Sunday, 15 March 2009 02:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

a big fucking bowl of insta-mash

― just1n3, Sunday, 15 March 2009 02:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

i made: copper river salmon, long island asparagus, sullivan county sorrel sauce w/ whole wheat pasta

dessert's gonna be carrot cake with some Davenport, CA strawberries

i am totally fucking high on omega 3s right now

― the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Monday, 25 May 2009 01:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Home made fucking lentil soup with stir-friend bolloxing courgettes and/or zucchini

― ljubljana, Monday, 25 May 2009 02:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

not one but TWO fucking pork chops seasoned with IJ's secret blend, baked sweet potato medallions with cinnamon & fucking butter, and sauteed spinach with garlic.

― ian, Monday, 22 June 2009 03:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

tom kha gai, and thai egg rolls. both delicious!

― Garbanzo (get bent), Monday, 22 June 2009 03:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

baked pre-seasoned tofu ($1.39 for four servings) on baguette, along with spinach greens, tomatoes and some salt and pepper. delicious.

― the blowhard is the blowhard (the table is the table), Monday, 22 June 2009 06:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

i also had pork chops tonight! well, just one. specifically, the one pictured here:

http://www.bohorestaurant.com/welcome.html

― susan fassbender (donna rouge), Monday, 22 June 2009 06:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

preceded by awesome fresh garden salad w/ blue cheese

― susan fassbender (donna rouge), Monday, 22 June 2009 06:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

soup.

― rainy, Monday, 22 June 2009 06:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

mac & cheese + a chicken breast

― whiney g. gordon liddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 June 2009 07:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

i like andre guerrero, but the name "boho" for a restaurant makes me want to go on a "smacking upside the head" spree.

― Garbanzo (get bent), Monday, 22 June 2009 07:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

but speaking of hep new restaurants that are getting hella food-blog coverage: i've been wanting to try tavern over in brentwood.

http://tavernla.com/

i was sort of in that neighborhood last night, but we went to nook instead (had shrimp & grits that were excellent but overpriced).

― Garbanzo (get bent), Monday, 22 June 2009 07:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

steak
haricots verts
nectarine
pluot
gin & tonic

― velko, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

fuck, I forgot to eat dinner!

― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

Campbell's "Winter Vegetable" soup<BR>a few cashew nuts<BR>a pear<BR>a teaspoon of condensed milk<BR>two pieces of marmite toast

― rainy, Friday, 26 June 2009 07:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

uh

― rainy, Friday, 26 June 2009 07:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

garlic spare ribs and steamed rice

― butch vigoda (get bent), Friday, 26 June 2009 07:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

9 months pass...

fucking pastrami and fucking eggs and a fucking garlic bagel

― kogi taco ergo sum (get bent), Sunday, 28 March 2010 02:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

flank steak cooked in the crock pot with red onion, three red bell peppers, a can of diced tomato, and a lot of oregano and cumin, and then once that's all cooked i heap some of it on a bed of rice and black beans and then on top of all that i put avocado and cilantro and a lot of lime juice and tapatio and then i fuckin eat it

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 28 March 2010 02:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

sounds fuckin great

― kogi taco ergo sum (get bent), Sunday, 28 March 2010 02:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

three red peppers is a lot of red peppers

― kogi taco ergo sum (get bent), Sunday, 28 March 2010 02:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

marinated lamb sirloin seared in cast iron pan with gigantic salad (romaine, red pepper, cucumber, tomato, kalamata olives, homemade balsamic/garlic/lemon/oo dressing).

― tehresa, Sunday, 28 March 2010 03:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

Rainbow trout with snow peas

Fucking impressed with tehresa's fucking dinner

― ljubljana, Sunday, 28 March 2010 03:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

it was so fucking easy tho

― tehresa, Sunday, 28 March 2010 03:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

rainbow trout = gold star 4 u! much more delicate and harder to cook, right?

― tehresa, Sunday, 28 March 2010 03:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

Nah in the oven in some fucking foil and bingo, innit

― ljubljana, Sunday, 28 March 2010 03:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

brilliant - did that w/ steelhead last week :)

― tehresa, Sunday, 28 March 2010 04:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

ahh we are segueing into NN

― ljubljana, Sunday, 28 March 2010 04:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

tacos

― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 March 2010 04:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

i had grilled tofu, brown rice, pickled red cabbage and steamed kale

― homosexual II, Sunday, 28 March 2010 04:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

Had a childhood fave dish when visiting my folks today --cream salmon on toast

― curmudgeon, Sunday, 28 March 2010 04:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

My other fucking half is away so I fuxking made keema curry and Eton Mess cos she doesn't like lamb or meringue.

― No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 28 March 2010 06:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

<3 eton mess.

Grilled chicken breast, rainbow chard with pecans, grilled asparagus and steamed zucchini.

― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 28 March 2010 06:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

sauteed some fucking tilapia, on a bed of wilted mustard greens with garlic and sambal oelek...fucking basmati rice on the side.

― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Saturday, 30 October 2010 00:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

i had a fucking roti with some fucking curry channa and some fucking potatoes... fuck!

― someone invite me to 77 (The Brainwasher), Saturday, 30 October 2010 00:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

Fucking bbq turkey burgers

― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Saturday, 30 October 2010 01:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

Roasted pumpkin seeds

― Varèse Garagebande (kkvgz), Saturday, 30 October 2010 01:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

Pork chops with motherfucking curried pumpkin sauce, mashed potatoes and kale sauteed with garlic.

― lindseykai, Saturday, 30 October 2010 01:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

sauteed spinach with garlic & curry powder, gnocchi in vodka sauce.

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 30 October 2010 01:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

fuck fuck fuck this fuck that

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 30 October 2010 01:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

awww the "You're fucking dinner" thread got locked before i could say something offensive :(

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 30 October 2010 02:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

Had fucking vegetarian fucking Indian meal with my fucking brother. Pretty fucking good man, we shared two parathas, one fucking rice, a curry with paneer and fucking spinach in it plus a fucking weird but delicious beetroot/mango/lemon main which was v good.

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 30 October 2010 09:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

Made some fucking tacos, black beans and rice for the occasion.

― Stomp! in the name of love (WmC), Friday, 6 May 2011 00:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

I ate a fucking McDonald's Angus Deluxe. Fucking gross. Fast food tastes way too salty to me now.

― bin caught laden (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 May 2011 00:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

i have not had any fucking dinner yet. i had a strawberry-banana smoothie earlier, and some trail mix and a diet coke to keep my energy level up through my evening shift. the fucking dinner i want: a shawarma pita.

― michael nyman the composer guy (man) (dude) (get bent), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Monday, 22 August 2011 04:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^^^ I am liking this site, thx for link!

― quincie, Monday, 22 August 2011 16:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

Procure some child labor to cook up some fucking
New-Crop Garlic, Saffron & Tomato Quiche

― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

i can use it for lulz and actual recipe ideas! it's a winner for sure.

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

my fucking dinner last night was pan-fried tofu/yellow tomato/basil panini with a spicy celery salad. (the tomatoes, basil, and bread were from the local farmer's market.)

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Last night's fucking dinner was pancakes, bacon and fried eggs. I don't know how I can top that.

― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

chicken fucking noodle soup! made w/ homemade stock from last night's goddamn chicken bones.

― the tyrone power mixtape (get bent), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuckin fried mozzarella sticks and a roast beef sandwich

― I'm Passing Open Fistulae (rip van wanko), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

I had not a fuckin' thing for dinner, because I had a big-ass bowl of chili with cornbread for lunch. I'm so hungry!

But...there is a new donut shop I will check out first thing tomorrow morning.

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 22 September 2011 04:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

chicken fajitas! i feel like an applebee's. these were really good tho, sweet & smoky: chicken was marinated in orange juice/achiote seeds/angostura bitters/cumin/cinnamon/salt/black pepper and i used red onion/orange bell pepper/pasilla chile for the aromatics.

― gorillex (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

"applebee's" was my obligatory swear word for that post.

― gorillex (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

been experimenting with making ethiopian food! mesir wot and some other stuff. it all turned out great

i made my own berbere powder, using a recipe i found on an ethiopian website plus a bit of guesswork. it involved grinding together something like 12 different spices. smells amazing. not too hard to do if you're used to making indian food all the time

― geeta, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

i want your recipes... ethiopian is one of my all-time fav cuisines.

― gorillex (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

next time you're in town, we should go to the vegan ethiopian brunch buffet on fairfax! so good. other ilxors can vouch.

― gorillex (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

baked macaroni and fucking cheese

― corey, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

here's what i put in the berbere (you can make it hotter by adding more cayenne/paprika, but this was plenty hot):

2 tsp cumin
1 tsp ginger
1 tsp cayenne
1 tsp sea salt
1 tsp sweet paprika
1 tsp fenugreek
1/2 tsp allspice
1/2 tsp coriander
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp black pepper
1/2 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp cardamom
1/4 tsp turmeric

― geeta, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

i have most of those in my spice rack!

― gorillex (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Gorgonzola cheddar walnut spinach pear panini with fig preserves. (Asparagus on the side.)

I already miss it.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

one fucking leftover catfish fillet with some hot sauce on it

― Martyr McFly (WmC), Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

red fucking snapper with fucking thai red curry sauce, rice, fucking asparagus

tonight: texas fucking brisket, spinach salad w/fucking roasted beets

― quincie, Sunday, 23 October 2011 14:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

chicken chile verde burrito tbfh

― tits or kitfo (get bent), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 02:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Spaghetti and fucking meatballs!!!

― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 03:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

our fucking dinner was breakfast burritos with soy chorizo (squeezed lovingly out of its phallic casing) and corn-holio on the cob.

― get wolves (get bent), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

breakfast burritos for dinner? whaaaa?
that's how wormholes get created...
:)

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

my fucking dinner was a haddock, cod and salmon pie and i don't even like fish tbh

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

fiddleheads sauteed with ramps, ginger, basil, and chili.

quinoa pasta with homemade asparagus pesto.

vodka lemonade with muddled basil and fresh ginger.

― bene_gesserit, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

i am getting better at cooking every day i feel like!

― bene_gesserit, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuck. fuck. cleared off counter and made roughest chewiest noodles, rolled and stretched. pickled vegetables and pork on top. dish of soffft vanilla icecreamy tofu with black eggs and black vinegar and white pepper.

― dylannn, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

fucking fiddleheads and ramps are such a good combo!

― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

fucking chinese takeout: mongolian beef, chicken w cashew, bbq pork chow fun, potstickers.

fuck. yes.

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:45 (1 year ago) Permalink


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